Takeover Season is Upon Us - EP 356
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Today on the show, Thomas Massey lost his primary because he wasn t pro-Israel enough. Then, in housekeeping, we have more bad migrant driver stories, then in Cringe of the Week, we tackle the pineapple coke trend, and last but not least, in urban decay, we re going to tell you why we think it s going to be a hot summer.
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All right, welcome back to Fleck of Stocks, the podcast episode 356.
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Today on the show, Thomas Massey lost his primary because he wasn't pro-Israel enough.
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Then in housekeeping, we have more bad migrant driver stories you're not going to believe.
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Then in Cringe of the Week, we tackle the pineapple Kool-Aid trend.
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and last but not least in urban decay we have more chaos in the streets and we're going to
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tell you why we think it's going to be a hot summer all this and more as fuck us talks the
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I want to give a little bit of it to everybody.
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So it is Memorial Day weekend, so we are dressing nice.
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And we could all start wearing white after Monday.
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I know you guys have been probably waiting for that.
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I got a white linen suit, black underwear underneath.
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Yeah, this is one of my – so you can see her butt.
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I actually saw a girl wearing white linen pants the other day, and it was just like ass.
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Yeah, don't do that, ladies, if you're a show watcher.
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But, yes, hope everyone's going to have a nice Memorial Day weekend.
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Yeah, we don't rest for the fallen for this country.
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Right after Memorial Day, you'll have a nice epi to tuck you in.
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I watch them because I edit them, and then there was one I said,
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a vein popping in my neck, and I said a neck popping in my vein.
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All right, let's get to our first story, and it's an unfortunate story.
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Remember last episode, I said, if you have Alpha Gal, we'll send you a shirt.
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Well, we sent our first Alpha Gal shirt, unfortunately, but we do take care of our people.
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Some guy sent a tweet that was like, I think I'm going to get it soon.
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I had something I wanted to point out early in the show.
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Those little guys that would like scrunch around and they would float on those strings all over your backyard?
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I didn't experience them in real life, but in cartoons and stuff, inchworms were around.
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But growing up, there were inchworms on their strings like floating around my backyard all the time and they would scrunch and try to move.
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Lightning bugs died with the 90s and the migrants came.
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Yeah, I trade back lightning bugs and inchworms for the migrants.
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Let us know in the comments if the bugs are still around.
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Let's get to our first story, our first real story.
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That mass shooter we covered last episode in Texas,
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the one who did like 12 mass shootings in a day.
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It was like three of them and they were all sharing, but.
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Yeah, and they arrested the guy and guess what?
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with 12 shootings in one day now has an ICE hold.
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So you can just kind of say he's probably illegal
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Yeah, and we're going to prove that in the migrant section with other stuff.
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But how does the news not report on someone who did 12 shootings in one day?
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You'd think that'd be like the wall-to-wall story of the week.
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You can't not go to the news and then imagine, hey, they didn't talk about this.
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And once they found out he wasn't a white guy, it went to zero.
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Breaking Cuban ex-president Raul Castro indicted on charges including murder, conspiracy to kill U.S. nationals.
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I don't really care, but if we can get Cuba for free, let's take it.
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Oh, you know it's only 90 miles off of Florida.
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Yeah, that's how I see it, too, but I'm not really following that story.
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Yeah, he's probably operating behind the scenes still in Cuba.
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And then you start reading up on what happened to Maduro.
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And then you wake up in the middle of the night and there's like 10 guys with weird goggles
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Someone puts headphones over you and your arms.
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I would not want to be an enemy of America these days, but.
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Kash Patel, who I thought was going to be fired by now, he had a tweet about.
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And he's doing a thing to protect his job where every time he goes on Fox News, which is like every other day, he's like, and under the leadership of President Donald J. Trump.
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He's just saying Trump's the best under Donald J. Trump's leadership.
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And then Trump sees that and is like, oh, that's pretty good.
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Well, so this was from a Minnesota crackdown, a big news conference is happening and announcing
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some results. But Cash Patel said today, 15 individuals have been indicted for over $90
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million in an alleged massive healthcare fraud scheme in Minnesota after a sweeping FBI investigation
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with the justice department and partners. These charges involve the two largest Medicaid fraud
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cases ever charged in the district. And first of their kind charges involving seven additional
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Medicaid programs. As alleged, the defendants defrauded Minnesota public health care resources
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for tens of millions, targeting programs such as the housing stabilizations, child care, Medicaid,
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IHS, home support, and then autism. He goes on to say some autism. So a lot of Minnesota focus.
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Yes. And then- Which is what we want. The Justice Department, unfortunately, can't just
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kick in the door after Nick Shirley showed the video, right? It does take a little time. And so
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we're seeing the results of that. Yep. And then the ringleader in the Feeding Our Future scam is
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now going to jail for quite a bit of time. Breaking news. A Minnesota judge has just
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sentenced the mastermind behind the Feeding Our Future fraud scheme, Amy Bach. She just got more
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than 41 years in prison. The prosecution is asking for a 50-year sentence and her defense
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about three years all right so that sounds good yeah and uh we were talking before the show if
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you're gonna do like a multi-million dollar government scam you'd think you'd pick some
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better smarter conspirators yeah the adiq somalis who won't even keep a fake storefront running or
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won't even go not really the best and it kind of reminds me of those old heist movies like okay we
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need a wheel man we can trust we need this guy can crack any safe in the western hemisphere
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year. And like, you go through this list of hitters and she's like, retarded Somali,
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retarded Somali, retarded Somali. Oops, I'm in jail for 41 and a half years.
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Yeah. It's kind of like what you expect, right?
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Yeah. What happens if you get caught? I tell on you.
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Yeah. And we read her name off the list at the beginning for the Feeding Our Future scam. And
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it's like, Muhammad, Muhammad, Muhammad, Amy Block. So of course she was the mastermind.
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She should have known better and rot away in jail.
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You know, the one thing that pisses me off about fraud, it's very hard to recover all that money.
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And so the best, I guess, deterrent is we're not playing around.
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This is more time than murderers get if you accidentally shot it or, you know what I mean?
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And then rot away in jail unless you want to rat every single person out.
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Because at the end of that video, she, from jail, told Fox News that Keith Ellison and Governor Waltz were allegedly in on it and couldn't have not known.
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So if you can flip those guys, we'll let you out.
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President Donald J. Trump, under his leadership, we made a deal.
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This one's about the fraud that Nick Shirley uncovered.
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Yeah, Minnesota daycare owner featured in his video, Fahima Ige Mahmoud, charged with wire fraud and conspiracy for allegedly stealing over $4.6 million through false claims to federal and state programs.
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It's nice to see social media, independent investigative journalism to, you know, jail.
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And then there was another Somali that was being investigated, and then when they raided his house, he jumped out the window.
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After having jumped out of a fourth-story balcony, I want you to get a good look at him right now.
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If you recognize this individual, if you know this individual, if you can provide any information related to this individual,
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I would encourage you to call 1-800-CALL-FBI-C-A.
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So this was like early in the morning, and I think they already caught him.
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He's on the run, a.k.a. a shattered tib-fib and hobbling away.
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So I like to see the – this is one of my favorite.
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When they hurt themselves trying to escape and still get caught, that's sweet, sweet justice.
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Because, you know, we don't do much corporal punishment in America, so he does it to himself.
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And then our last piece from our fraud section, J.D. Vance confirmed that he is investigating Ilhan Omar for her immigration fraud and potentially marrying her brother.
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Vance confirms DOJ is actively investigating Ilhan Omar for immigration fraud, quote, right now.
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Hopefully we actually find something that sticks on that Ilhan.
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But yeah, it moves a little slower than everybody would like, I guess is what I'm reiterating.
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And then J.D. Vance, a few days ago, earlier in the week, did the press conference instead of Caroline Levitt because she was with her baby.
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And he did like over an hour of questions and he sounded really good.
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And it kind of worries me because I don't know if he's, you know, the future of the movement, if that's what we want.
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Well, it's going to be easy for the movement to go, oh, yeah, J.D. Vance, he's next up.
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and then he could be a Peter Thiel or Peter Thiel Palantir.
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But, you know, he's one heartbeat away from the presidency
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and he ran like a special election in like, what, 2023?
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And before that, he was a guy who wrote a book.
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And then you have a lot of tech backers and we're heading to the techno state.
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We're going to get into some Spencer Pratt, Karen Bass stuff.
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Father's Day, put that order in ASAP, please. Cool. Okay. Let's get to some stuff. First,
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we have Karen Bass talking about how she works hard for homeless people.
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Yeah, and we can show you Spencer Pratt politics and stuff, but we kind of wanted to show the other side to see, you know, why are homeless people taking up such a big space in her heart?
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Obviously, we know the money flowing through NGOs, but look at how she tries to sell it to the public.
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You try sleeping on the street in a tent for a month and tell me your mental health is the same as it was when you were sleeping in a bed.
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You try sleeping on the street for a month and tell me you're not using drugs to stay awake because you're afraid of being assaulted.
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Sometimes people get addicted after becoming homeless and then you have a whole world of problems from that.
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The point is, is that you see the complexity of it when you engage the people.
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You could sleep in a tent and get addicted to drugs.
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And you only do the drugs so you can stay up so you don't get assaulted.
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Something should be done about this shit, right?
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So it's not even like, oh, everyone's high energy, you know,
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It's a bunch of fent guys going like this, falling asleep.
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You could literally take whatever's in their pocket,
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but yeah and so compare this to spencer pratt who's like gonna actually start setting hard and
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fast rules on the homeless make them leave and whatever and i was looking into her kind of how
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she's handled it so far because she's the mayor right now and the the number one thing that i
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kept seeing on all her little things i declared an emergency i'm so so that you can build more
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housing and temporary and permanent housing for these street rat drug addicts right and the one
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common theme that I noticed throughout all of her programs and rhetoric is, well, we offer them,
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we offer them a motel. If they want to get off, we offer them a pathway to get some more permanent,
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you know, tiny housing or whatever it is. We offer this and she makes no demands of the homeless.
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So that's like a difference in thought, right? She, she hasn't even like geofenced them to a
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particular location. She hasn't even said like, Hey, just stay in this one square mile. All right.
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don't go crazy. Just, just stay here on this on, uh, you know, skid row, which is already gone.
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And then what some Asian people sell socks there too. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and so that, that energy of
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we're always offering them something, but they're never forcing them to do anything. And it's like,
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you have an unruly, crazy homeless population. Who's doing all these drugs, all these crimes,
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all this property theft, copper wire theft from the infrastructure, which we've covered
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You have to tell them what to do and what's allowed.
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between Spencer Pratt or any rational guy and Karen Bass.
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You're going to this little sanatorium or whatever.
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And she her energy has always been like, oh, I'm just rational and we're going to talk to these homeless people and we're going to be logical and figure something out.
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And you're talking to like crazy drug addicts with no shoes and scabs all over their skin who will steal the money out of your pocket while you're standing there.
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Yeah. And then one of the games that the Democrats run is they overemphasize the complexity of the issue.
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There's so many moving parts and stakeholders and it's very complex.
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So that's part of the trick is making this convoluted,
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It's just a guy in a tent and he's doing drugs.
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You take his shit, you throw it in the trash,
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and then if he breaks the law, you arrest him.
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But we've been liking what we're seeing from Spencer Pratt.
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At first, I was like, oh, it's a cool idea, and he'll raise some awareness about certain things, but he's probably not going to win.
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But now I wonder if the AI ads he's doing, which are very good, continue.
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Imagine you win the election because of AI ads.
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And I'm sure they're going to do whatever they can to stop him from winning, including take advantage of mail-in ballots.
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We have a clip here that I can't confirm if it's true or not, but it rings true to me.
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And every single one of these is going to be filled out by one person and voting for Spencer Pratt.
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So it's hurting the fraud on them when you mail the ballots.
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That's what I'm saying, where in the beginning, that's how they win all the elections and they harvest the ballots.
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But if people are mad and then you do a thing like that where you send 10 ballots to someone's house, we can never encourage it.
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And then something we were talking about, too, is whenever you get like the outsider candidate like Spencer Pratt, there's always some awareness like, wow, this guy's gaining momentum.
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And that's when they were up their steal the election energy, right?
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It's almost like any time you get a good guy, they can see the momentum building.
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And then that's when it's met with sketchy ballot harvesting or, you know, getting fake signatures, whatever it is, getting the homeless guy to vote.
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So it's kind of, we suffer from our own success
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he lost his primary to some guy I never heard of.
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Ed Galrain, of course. And the bigger picture story is the Israel lobby spent millions to
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prevent him from winning. And bragged about it. And bragged about it. We're going to cover that
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now. Can you give that a read? Yeah. Well, he lost Kentucky four. You guys already know that
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breaking $32 million was spent on advertising in Kentucky four primary, the most in American
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history. And he ended up winning by like not that big of a margin. And I heard that it's only like
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a hundred thousand votes between the two of them. And I saw something like, yeah, it's about $300
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per vote is what was spent. That's pretty good. Pretty high margin. And then, uh, can you read
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that tweet? Someone who nobody has ever heard of declined eight debates. This is Galran and took
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$20 million in donations from Israel. One, a primary from an eight year constituent or incumbent,
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maybe that's what he meant. Uh, we're cooked. He said. So the bigger picture here and the thing
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that annoys me is the Israel lobby decided that the congressman from northern Kentucky wasn't
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pro-Israel enough, so they spent money to install someone who was Israel, that country 5,000 miles
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away in the sand, is deciding who is in and who's out, and you have to go through them as the power
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broker to get approved. They need to approve all of our congresspeople. Yeah, you got to kiss the
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wall bend the knee so that's super unfortunate and we knew this already we've been talking about
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israel and apac forever but then to see it in action where they literally spend the most money
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on a congressional race ever and then install some guy you never heard of against thomas massey who
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has like a real base and real authentic movement behind him yeah you don't even have to love massey
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to go that's fucked up yeah yeah and then it has to be approved by them and then here's apac's
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Ed Galrain's victory in Kentucky and Clay Fuller's win in Georgia ensures two outspoken
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pro-Israel voices are positioned to fill seats previously held by outspoken detractors,
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Our community was proud to help pro-Israel candidates win these races.
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So that's super annoying, but we can't say we're surprised.
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And then we have a breakdown of the voting based on age.
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and I don't know. Greatest ally, boomers fell for it. Yeah. Classic. And yeah, but it's good
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for Massey. Like there's a movement that he's attached to, like an America first agenda and
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people who are weary of Israeli influence. So he's, I don't think he's done and it looks strong.
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Like his turnout looked really strong, but you can't defeat the money. Yeah. And then here,
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Massey increased his primary voters, but Kentucky somehow doubled their primary voters.
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I don't think we have a functioning democracy, someone said.
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And then we have a video of both after parties.
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I think those are the 70 people that gave him the money.
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yeah and then we have thomas massey's uh when he was conceding here's what that looks like
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all young people massey usa some energy good energy so it obviously sucks to lose but
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there is a silver lining there that like america first people do have momentum and you could apply
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that to fishback you could apply that to spencer pratt there's kind of like this new younger group
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that could be maybe taking the reins when Trump is done.
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Yeah, and who has really witnessed the decay and stuff.
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So are we going to say anything about that?
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Because, I mean, Massey was kind of a little needle
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So he's more of a libertarian on immigration. And it's like, there's 100 million illegals here, dog. But so and so that's just to say, so we're a little bit balanced that Massey, like on the one big, beautiful bill, we're always talking about how there's those Republicans who are lying in wait to vote against it.
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And then the Democrats all just get together and vote for whatever it is, because we're all on a team.
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You know, Massey was a little bit of a, you know, a stick in the mud or whatever you want to call it.
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Counter signaling Trump and then kind of was quiet about all the Epstein files during the Biden term, but then hit Trump on it.
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So it's not nothing either way. Right. But the APAC bragging tweet and all the money spent, it's like, oh, geez.
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Yeah. And it's a blow to MAGA and the America First movement in general.
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I don't know. I don't know how you can watch everything that's happening and not be let down by what's going on.
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Yeah. Trump even said a few weeks ago that Mark Levin and Lindsey Graham and Ben Shapiro, that's MAGA.
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And Candace Owens, Tucker and Alex Jones are crazy and they're not real patriots or whatever.
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Yeah. So once you see that stuff, you get really annoyed and disappointed because this was our chance.
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You remember how long it took to get back into power?
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All of Joe Biden, the stolen election, assassination attempts,
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And it's like, all right, just wait until we're in.
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And there's no mass deportations because it doesn't play well in the midterms.
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And that's to say, like, Trump, the Trump administration,
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if you take out Iran and all the Jewish interest stuff or Israeli interest stuff,
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They've done a good job on a broad range of small issues, but I voted for Trump to be a transformative president, and I don't think we've transformed anything this second term yet.
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And that's why the deportations are such an important issue to me, and that's why we said the caveat about Massey not even being great on immigration.
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But I'm waiting for that transformative moment, and it looks like Israel got theirs, right, with that war in Iran.
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and that was pretty transformative for their geopolitical kind of power balance in the Middle
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East. But I'm waiting for mine. Where's mine? I'm an American. I have nowhere to go, right?
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But Howard Lutnick, Jared Kushner, and Susie Wiles are happy. Yeah, exactly. So they're the
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ones occupying the government. And then Trump was asked about Israel, and listen to what he said.
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I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister. So maybe after I do this,
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I don't care what your approval rating is in Israel.
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I would actually prefer it on the other end of the spectrum.
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It's an AI type picture, but this is who the MAGA is now.
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According to getting rid of Tucker, Alex Jones, Candace, whoever else he insulted.
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and, you know, you're stuck with certain people
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who I don't really overlap with on their interests, right?
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First, this woman has another hack on how to get free food.
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Yeah, it's another one of those in a foreign language
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I'm going to turn the volume down because she's just speaking gibberish.
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But it's a day in the life of being an Indian in Canada and going to the food bank.
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Here's all the food that these naive Westerners give us, newcomers.
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Here's the old lady who's been serving white Canadians for 20 years,
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Not much to say, but we want to keep you updated
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with the Indians discovering hacks like last episode.
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This is from Dallas, downtown Dallas, After Dark.
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We can't play the music because it's copywritten, but.
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But, you know, here's everybody in downtown Dallas, Texas.
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But then you tell someone that and they go, oh, have you ever had Gulab Jamun?
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A white guy can go to India, figure it out, come back.
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Yeah, it's like a pancake and a little light syrup.
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Yeah, with maybe a tamarind or some seasoning you don't really have in the cabinet.
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All right, we have some bad foreign drivers.
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This is actually my favorite piece of housekeeping.
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There was a crash involving an illegal immigrant, and then wait until you see what happens at the end.
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So they were on patrol with ICE, like a reporter, stopped an illegal.
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We're over here picking up one illegal, driving this van.
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But then this guy just happens to be illegal, too.
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So the other crash happens and the person involved in that one is also illegal.
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So in my opinion, 90% of the country is illegal?
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Based on a random sampling of two people, I would say about 50% of the country is illegal.
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And that's why I said at the beginning, it's probably illegal.
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And it's like, you're more right than you are wrong at this point.
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And next video here is another similar, either illegal, which you can now assume
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because everybody's illegal or a recent arrival of some kind.
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And I want to show this clip because we often talk about the semi-truck drivers
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or people with their CDL who can't speak English
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and they're behind the 80,000-pound truck death machine.
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But, like, there's also sketchy stuff happening in just a sedan or whatever.
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If you don't know the rules or you can't read the signs, you're in trouble either way.
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And this was filmed by, I think, three girls driving in an Uber.
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Who the fuck are you letting drive nowadays?
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And watch as she blows past this stop sign.
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three American women who value their lives,
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gasp and ask if she's from around here. And we often talk about the third world stare that you
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see on your ring camera when a Somali is trying to get in, when your teenage daughter's home alone.
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There's another third world thing, which is the smile and nod when you don't understand what
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someone's saying to you. The third world Uber. Yeah. Yeah. You know your way around here? Well,
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you just blew a stop sign with a county road where it's like 55 mile an hour. We could have
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been T-boned and killed and can't even communicate with you about it afterwards, right?
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And there's like a certain type of film it, laugh it off.
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That was crazy energy that young girls have.
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You could easily get in a wreck or like hurt your leg or something minor that just nags you forever.
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He's also an illegal, and ICE happens to be here.
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It's Freebo with the inability to communicate or read a stop sign, apparently.
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And then our last clip from our migrant section, this is the mayor of Birmingham in the UK.
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I want to recognize and thank all those who have made our city great, our residents, volunteers, faith communities, charities, businesses, teachers.
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Broken English, he's wearing the old school outfit.
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Maybe this isn't even why they do it, but you know how they rewrite history in like Netflix stuff about like, oh, the Scottish Highlands battle from thousand years ago.
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And then there's like black people and Asian people in it.
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And then if all the kids are watching Netflix and then they're seeing this on TV occasionally in the Pakistani guy in the UK outfit, you might forget that it always wasn't like this.
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You might forget like what actual history is and you might think, oh yeah, everyone's
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And there's, you know, black people in Sweden from a thousand years ago.
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Smalia did invent this, you know, start getting gaslit.
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And you look exactly, you look at your own government and then you look at the media
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and then you look at all the entertainment stuff about historical times.
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And you might not understand that like this globalism, mass migration of third worlders
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Very recent, and it was a crime that was done to you, you know?
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Your governments just did it, conspired with other governments,
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All right, well, we're moving on to the final page of housekeeping,
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Leave a like, comment, comment again, and start yapping.
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The link this episode will be sent to the boys in the group chat.
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and your Father's Day merch orders need to be in ASAP.
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And avoid the ticks. We're going to get to that.
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All right, first, I think you haven't seen this video.
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In the eyes of the Iranian people, but the world global economy, which they're holding all hostage to, the more everybody comes to realize this is all about the IRGC.
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At the end of the day, we're going to have to meet a government in Iran that not only hands over the nuclear material, stops threatening the streets.
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He's wearing the Johnny Knoxville bad grandpa mask.
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Or something is going very wrong with the shadows around his neck.
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I mean, it looks, he looks like he's articulating.
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Robert Harwood, retired U.S. Navy, or someone wearing his skin suit.
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It looks like a man wearing a CIA mask, like in Mission Impossible.
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Mission Impossible is better than Johnny Knoxville and Bad Grandpa.
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All right. But, you know, stuff like this, you go, isn't that crazy? Isn't that weird? And I go,
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yeah, that is crazy. That's weird. Guess I'll never know. And then you kind of, I don't know,
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you just add it to your worldview and go, yeah, they're using the masks.
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Well, I know the mask. Well, then, you know, all right, masks are usable. And then you see Joe
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Biden. Oh, yeah. And did he ever use a mask? Did he ever have a stunt double? Yes. That was
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basically proven. Didn't we cover that? The four different Bidens. Yeah, we covered it.
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But didn't we cover, like, they officially did say that he had a stand-in, but it was only temporary or something?
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There was, like, a military guy who blew the whistle.
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I'm going to look into that over the weekend, and we'll come back on Tuesday, because I do remember that.
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All right, we're in the final page of housekeeping.
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All right, so in this final page, I want to show you guys innovations and tips.
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we do have some important information you know that swimming inside of a marina is really
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dangerous there's something called electric shock drowning many cases you won't even feel it you'll
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just lose motor skills you won't be able to swim or tread water or anything just down you go any
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stray current coming from the shore power cables on the dock itself or if there's a short on the
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boat in the grounding system it sends a lot of current into the water and you don't know which
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boat out here has been maintained which one hasn't a lot of people have lost their lives this way
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It's even worse in freshwater lakes or rivers, but it can also happen in saltwater.
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Lives are lost every single year because of this, so please do not swim at the marina.
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If people aren't experienced with marinas, they might not have known that.
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And I guess what, saltwater is less conductive than freshwater, so it's even more dangerous in the fresh?
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conductivity um but yeah you never know whose boat was just left there and doesn't maintain and then
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the the wire falls in or degrades and is in the water and also a lot of people depending where
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you are will fillet their fish after fishing in the marina and throw the chunks in the water and
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then there's a lot of sharks yeah and then there's also oil and gas so it's it's actually a really
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undesirable area to swim naturally but if you wanted to add something to no swimming in the
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marinas i just signed off all right all right next we have some uh innovations this is my
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innovation section so whenever i see innovation you guys know i like to show you what it is no
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matter what the industry okay so first we have an innovation for left-handed batters in baseball
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it's like a swinging running bunt one-hander where you get a lead basically and you're already
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halfway to first by the time anybody's moving what is this are these chinese guys japanese
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maybe but there's something there yeah yeah definitely definitely i've never seen that
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and only a lefty can do it because obviously if you're a righty you have to cross the plate
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sprinting to third base but there's something there and it counts as innovation and i wanted
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to show you okay i've also been lefties have a huge advantage in baseball really yeah it's just
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like known that you get it like i think a first baseman being a lefty is like you step out like
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way better yeah batting you're obviously closer to first base oh that's true they have a huge
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advantage that's interesting and then uh this is a baseball fake out i've been seeing a lot of
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baseball fake outs coming across my desk lately i wanted to show you what one looks like
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so he pretended the ball went over his head or not the the catcher pretended to throw the ball
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Yeah. And then they went like, oh, it went over my head to end the game, I guess, too.
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And then you get tagged out. That's kind of cool. I like when people are openly doing tricks.
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Not very innovative. We've seen that one, the hidden ball trick, all that. But yeah,
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you like tricks. He puts a big value on tricking your opponent or like humiliating your opponent
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in a game. Yeah. Because baseball is baseball. Oh, you pitch, you hit, you run. And then sometimes
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to blame him and his daughters for damages to their car.
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Brett Gore says he got a $75 damage fee from Lyft Saturday afternoon.
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The charge claimed his daughters had left a mess in the back of the car
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However, his daughter said this picture you're looking at was fake
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You could see the Gemini logo on the bottom right-hand side of one of the photos.
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And wouldn't you remember if you left a mess, did you just spill a milkshake and not say anything?
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Well, he clearly targeted someone who's like, this is an Uber from someone else's account.
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I'm going to try to skim the $75 because we're in a low-trust scam society.
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And this is a follow-up from what we saw last time where that black criminal girl, what do they call them, studs?
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And she was like in the flat rim flexing and shit.
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She did fake invoices, fake cleaning invoices for an Airbnb.
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And you got to watch yourself and actually look at your credit card balance because if you're one of those people who's still on autopilot thinking you're in a high-trust society, newsflash, you aren't.
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Yeah. You know, it's obviously the Gemini logo is the worst part. The guy doesn't have the
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watermark remover. Couldn't even get smart with it. But you know, this is just where we're at.
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If anyone, if you look like a Mark, a couple of teenage girls going to the beach,
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they might roll over. So yeah, I'm going to scam them. I'm an Uber driver. And yeah,
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we know who the Uber drivers are. They do the third world smile. Yes. They use AI to scam you.
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That's where we're at in America. That is where we're at. And I almost got scammed
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the other day. Well, I did get scammed multiple times, but I just learned the other day that it
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was happening. I've been ordering a Gatorade Zero here and there. Oh yeah. And I order from one
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place, it's $4. And then I order from Dollar General, it's $1.80. That's just you being
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stupid though. That's not getting scammed. But I figured it out. Yeah, you did. You did. You
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cracked it. After maybe 30 Gatorade Zeros. Okay. So it was bad. Well, you're still getting smoked
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by having a Hispanic man deliver it to you.
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You can run free, but you know the boundaries, okay?
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can set a virtual fence pretty much so I'll add a fence and then when he
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approaches the boundary I set it will alert him and then when he hits the
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boundary I set it will call me so that I could keep my dog safe all the time nice
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I don't think this is AI in any way, but it's pretty funny.
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You need to let him have his long tail and his floppy ears.
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Hey, why don't you get that nice purebred German Rottweiler with a docked tail?
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There's a shitty dog for free at the dog pound.
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There's a shelter with 40 dogs that are labeled as labs that are at least 50% pitbull.
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Our last clip of the final page is this robot clip.
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We can't play the music in the background because it's Michael Jackson.
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And maybe you might be worried this thing could track me down and kill me.
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I like how frantic he looks when he's struggling.
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They might already be on the battlefield in Ukraine.
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And our last piece of the final page of housekeeping is some tick stuff.
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And they're not even just regular fucking ticks bro
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It's about three days later. Still feeling good. No alpha-gal syndrome yet. No Lyme disease. They
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say it takes about a week to 30 days to see anything, but I'll keep you guys updated with
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that. So ticks are more aggressive and we've shown the videos. And obviously they're worse
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than ever. We've shown that. We do have a way to stop it. Sulfur dust from Tractor Supply. Put a
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cup in an old sock tie sock off and beat your clothes and shoes and socks with it uh so kind
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of like make it like a almost like a chalk bag or diffuse it cheesecloth whatever where it lets out
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a little to create a tick free area use sulfur dust in a shaker bottle hold close to the ground
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and shake you will see the tick leave ticks leave no joke been using this method since 1963 when
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fishing in tick infested areas so that's the i think that's the solution unless you guys want
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to get guinea fowls those ducks yeah yeah it's a little easier than guinea fowls you get sulfur
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dust you just spray it all over yeah keeps them away they don't like it good tip good practical
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tip there trying to solve a problem all right well that's the end of housekeeping we're now
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moving on to cringe of the week all right our first clip from cringe of the week this native
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american harasses some old white people just an american indian enjoying his homeland
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these guys are from a fucking different country, I'm not
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my homeland land back all day every day land back right guys land back this should be my people's
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fucking homeland right no no we land back right it's been paid for oh it's been paid for why are
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you leaving because races like you still exist bro in my homeland my country people like me had
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to get scouted for you motherfuckers to be here in my homeland my country you don't even know us
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it's the truth you can't even admit let me hear land back bro he gets aggressive and a lot of
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people were saying oh he's victimizing himself that's not victimizing that's like aggressive
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and like justified retaliation for some injustice he thinks yeah say land back you would think uh
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it happened last week they just lost all the land right yeah and you shouldn't have lost that's like
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how i see it and to be fair we gave you guys good beads for that land yeah you made out yeah did you
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think we were going to honor those treaties the storm was coming brother manifest destiny um but
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yeah it's just a it's a tantrum it's another little thing it's white resentment you know if
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this guy was a really successful happy you know there's no real rules against indians these days
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if you kind of made your way or started a business you'd be like all right anyone can make it but
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it's it's more resentment stuff and then obviously picking on who can i pick on what you think he'd
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go to the bodybuilder convention and do this he goes to the elderly people enjoying a view of a
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lake and you know what i noticed too what you know who built the that concrete path and that
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parking lot next to the lake somalis white people yeah certainly so we wouldn't have that parking
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lot next to the lake if it wasn't for us yeah nobody ever thanks white people for structuring
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society in a way where public works get built and you know all that stuff the tax money and
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organizing society. That's kind of one of the whole points of Indian stuff is like all the
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Indians fought each other, land exchanged hands over centuries, different groups got it. And it's
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like, you guys could have clanned up. You think you could have slaughtered everybody who came on
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the boats long ago? Easily. But yeah, it's all just resentment. And then like, it's all he thinks
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about all day. It's all he thinks about. And for him and the Native Americans, colonization like
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ruined their civilization. So we should maybe take a page out of their book and learn that
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lesson. We're currently getting colonized now. We shouldn't have the same fate as the Native
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Americans. Let's apply that rule. Yeah, sure. And we're actually in a point to change it. He's
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going, hey, the game's been over for three weeks. Hey, I haven't got the ball back. The game's been
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over since like 1700. And he's still complaining. But there is a thing. The overarching theme there
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is like this justified rage and aggression
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That's a Native American name, Delaware, right?
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You know, a lot of times you do the, let's zoom out for a second.
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Oh, yeah, there are a lot of historical injustices and biases and colonizers and blah, blah, blah.
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You're going to get brutally addicted, and you know how that gets.
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this girl was not allowed to do a poem in her poem contest because it was a pro-life poem.
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My teacher assigned an assignment in class to write a slam poem about a conflict in the world
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that we are passionate about. I chose life. I chose this topic because it's important to me
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and my family. In my poem, I met all of the criteria. I got reputable resources,
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and I included everything that I needed in my poem. But when I asked my teacher if I could
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present it? She said, no, this is when my mom had to step in. I immediately emailed the teacher and
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I asked her to call me. It took till the next day for her to call me. They said that because of the
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offensive material in the poem that they were not going to allow her to present. And I pushed back
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on them because not only were they presenting a lot of political material themselves, but they
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were presenting it as truth they brought up issues like racial issues they had lgbtq rights
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immigration so they go through but uh it was offensive material to be pro-life not against
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the murdering of the unborn wouldn't and then politically charged like shouldn't the people
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who are pro ending the life of a unborn baby be the ones who are on the extreme list and hey this
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the same way that Karen Bass earlier in the episode
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All the left-leaning things that the mom mentioned.
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But the one right-wing thing, whoa, can't get political now.
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Immigrants, LGBT, all this weird leftist shit that just came in,
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And then when you have an opinion, all of a sudden, whoa,
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Yeah, all the bad stuff on the left is like the correct, reasonable stance.
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Well, honestly, she's learning something pretty early.
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You're learning something like you don't trust every adult.
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It's honestly nice when something like that smacks you in the face and you're like, wow, do I have to grow up pretty quick?
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You know, like sometimes that can be a blessing.
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You do a little bit of a struggle and then you realize, wow, I guess I'm learning about the world more than I would if I just read some slam poetry on a dumb topic that the teacher picked.
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this woman is tackling racist food terms used for butt stuff prep. Have y'all noticed that when we
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talk about butt stuff, it can be a little bit racist sometimes. Like people will say, make sure
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you don't eat Mexican food before you do it, or don't have any Indian food, haha. But it's like,
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what if you eat Mexican food all the time? What if you're Indian and you eat lots of Indian food?
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There's this interesting assumption about who enjoys playing with this erogenous zone,
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or like who's the audience for these kinds of educational talks. Regardless, my recommendation
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would be don't eat anything that's outside your norm
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You know, it's a two strikes and you're out policy.
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That's where it's all very intersectional.
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And obviously this proves that there's not many real grievances.
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Because if the list was, oh, we have all this racist stuff happening in America,
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number one, brown people can't have a bank account.
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Number two, brown people can't rent a house.
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Number three, people use Indian food as an example of what not to eat before doing butt stuff.
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Yeah, it would be at the very end of a long CVS receipt.
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And I guess we could watch how we talk about some stuff in the bedroom for gay guys.
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Listen, people are busy making social media careers out of this.
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You know, you hear systemic racism, racist society, the whole civilization is built on racism.
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And then when you look for an example, like that comes up.
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I don't have much experience in that realm, but I do eat Indian food.
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Speaking of food, we're into our bad food section.
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The hood has this new pineapple Kool-Aid trend.
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Basically, they're putting Kool-Aid in these pre-made pineapple things.
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This is a guy who's getting into business, and he's buying a pallet of the pineapple spears
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And so now everybody's kind of getting in because it's been a social media trend.
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And all you do is add sugar and Kool-Aid powder, and then they get red or green or whatever color.
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And then people in the hood are trying it left and right.
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We'll show you some of the creatures that come out to buy them.
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I'm seeing these people emerge from their cars, and they're all getting filmed trying the pineapple, and I can't believe it.
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here's a pokemon yeah he's this guy's a rare one he's holographic yeah look at that hair
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and he gets out and he eats it so there's one we can show another well they all do the same thing
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where they kind of study it afterwards they go and it's basically just pineapple spears with
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50 cents of not even 20 cents of kool-aid in it yeah and then they charge 20 for three quarters
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of a pineapple and 20 cents of kool-aid here's another creature kool-aid green apple i smell it
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okay i'm glad i'll just wash my hands too all right you know we don't even have to watch him
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eat morbid morbidly oh and here's another one i guess they have a iteration with alcohol
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someone's on facetime watching it someone's on speakerphone commenting
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Yeah. Believe it or not. And I'll show here. Here's the video of the process.
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Looks like sugar goes in first or maybe sour, maybe something sour.
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But you see this a lot. I mean, there's not much substance to this, but you see the hood get kind
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of bamboozled by trends. Yeah. They really go all into these trends and then nobody will be doing
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this in a month. Yeah. And it's really not that hard to do yourself. Like a lot of these people
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are traveling to go pick this up yeah i get my auntie said where i could get it from here's the
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last creature just big back shit with the pink the pink uh driver's steering wheel and then
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here's another one this is like hood food is crazy they're always putting cheeto dust on everything
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everything's got like cereal on top it's all sugary and like diabetes type stuff and that's
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obviously a big problem in that community diabetes and like uh early onset i guess type two right
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and just look at this you got the kool-aid things
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and there's some music over it but then you got the kool-aid wings some sort of cereal pile sweet
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and then cheeto wings is any of this shit even good it's not even food i think they pretend to
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like it because they like being part of social media skits they like being part of innovation
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i've seen and we showed maybe on the show before people doing grapes in like this glass sugar
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coating it's like you know there's candy out there that a scientist is working on at general
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mills or whatever mars but they end up doing this i think they like maybe it's part of the
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community you meet new people collect new pokemon they like trends it's innovation but the thing i
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don't get is you could just make this yourself you go to the store you buy a box of kool-aid you buy
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three of those pineapple jugs you add the kool-aid and that's it yeah it's not some uh immediate
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commerce area. This is not going to be a billion dollar business to your projections are showing
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through the roof. Anyone can do it. Yeah. Not good. So we had to acknowledge it's not even
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really cringe. It's just like, you see the hood go through these weird cycles. Yeah.
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Remember when they were doing the milk crate challenge, everyone in the hood was doing the
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milk crate challenge and then like permanently disabling themselves falling from the top.
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Yeah. Every year it comes back in the summer and then only half the people
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are continue to do it. Yeah. And it goes half and half and half. It's like a half life. Yeah.
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But there's still some people out there trying, mostly homeless people at this point, for money or 40 ounces of malt liquor.
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This lady did a – it's like a bit for social media, but it's still antisocial.
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They ain't never seen a treadmill spicy bowl before.
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get that hold on you gotta do that one more time i don't think they seen that big graphic
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what we doing oh it's just a bit for social media you still did it you still did it you
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still loaded that machine did you clean it all out no and it's so disgusting like those treadmills
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are like covered in sweat and hair and like skin dead skin it's like disgusting yeah it's like
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one of the ones you get like ringworm if it's not cleaned properly and then you put the food in it
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crazy yeah funny joke it was a bit yeah there's this line between i we've seen it too um a couple
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of times in videos in urban decay someone's like you know yelling at dollar general or doing
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something and you go up and then you find out it's a comedy page and it's like well your comedy is
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just like so close to reality that what's the difference right we're heavily inspired by reality
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Yeah, it's like a movie where the events may not be true,
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I guess enjoy being fat, loud, and ruining the Planet Fitness or whatever.
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The last clip of Cringe is my least favorite clip.
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A door dasher spills a smoothie and scoops it back up
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Oh, just scoop it with all the dirt, dead skin, all the cat hair,
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That's like you could just say, oh, it fell, sorry.
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But he might not get paid the full amount if he has to do that.
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It's all about me versus doing the right thing.
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You know how much people are digging in their ass, right?
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And I've noticed that urban folks aren't the best at DoorDash and Uber Eats.
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When I did my Gatorade Zero order the other day, I put five Gatorade Zeros in the order,
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So instead he just gave me yellow, full, full sugar Gatorade.
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Didn't think that you were trying to count calories.
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So you think, why would I get the Gatorade zero if like, oh, I'll just have regular Gatorade
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Wouldn't it be like, let's get him another Gatorade zero of a different flavor instead
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You're going through it on these Gatorade zeros, brother.
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You're going through some, some personal trauma.
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And, uh, I've seen a lot, like sometimes I've seen door dashers take pictures of like the
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food in the car like on the way and it's like next to somebody's feet like open-toed shoes like a
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dirty car i can't slander doordash enough me too it's the lowest of the low not my favorite yeah
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and then but then there are some people who keep it professional though i have a hot box and i have
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a tote and i do this and like but how many of those guys are there compared to the scoop of
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smoothie back in people scoop a smoothie back in and then you drink the smoothie and then imagine
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you're walking out the door and then you see the smoothie residue on the ground and you go what
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happened that looks like my mango magic smoothie that had hair in it i should check my camera
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uh that's a nightmare and i don't know what to do like hey nothing bad happened right if something
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bad happened you tell me tell me i'd rather just not eat it i'll pay you yeah but nothing bad
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happened right all right well don't get too down or too depressed it's gonna get a little worse
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we're moving on to urban decay all right urban decay believe it or not we have a lot of brawls
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and fights and aggressive graduations we're gonna go kind of fast yeah let's let's have some pace
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to it crazy weekend we get fucking teen takeover brawl shit every week now it's summer and i'll
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preface this before we even go into it i feel like these groups of black people i'm not even
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gonna call them teen takeovers anymore i've seen like 25 28 year olds big fat old heads in here
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Like different fights flaring up like a warehouse fire.
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Oh, your kid didn't graduate as high as my kid did in the class.
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And somebody said an entire Tennessee county had to impose a 10 p.m. curfew countywide because this high school graduation turned into a brawl.
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And they knew the beefs would get settled at the Waffle House or elsewhere.
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This is not violent, but this is just some crazy dancing.
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this is why I refuse to call them teen takeovers
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homeowner whose corner it was on they knocked him out and they kicked his head yeah so they're
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they're not looking to be told hey this is illegal they're looking to stop you so if you do try to
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stop the takeover and maybe you call them the n-word or you don't but you stop the takeover
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if you try they're gonna like attack you and maybe kill you and they haven't gotten in trouble for a
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lot of these takeovers so they think they kind of can do whatever yeah and there's like the
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anti-white justified rage thing too and i think this summer these people are going to be jumping
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and around all over the place here's another example a beach brawl after what where was it
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narragansett rhode island i think that's the where joe biden goes to the beach
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and there was uh three people got stabbed during this massive brawl and then like when you look
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at something like this what's the maximum that they do they kind of like will grab someone and
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then charge them with resisting arrest without a weapon or something they never get to the source
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They never charge people with like aggravated battery or you were brawling.
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And a lot of people are saying, if you want to avoid these types, go to a beach where
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You want to, you want to create a, it sucks because we're all getting pinched and squeezed,
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but unless you want to be in a takeover, I'm not even calling it a black people takeover.
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I'm not calling them teen takeovers anymore.
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I know, guys, this is maybe tiring to see all this shit.
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I don't remember New Jersey ever looking like this.
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And now police with the riot shields come because they got so out of hand.
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And they're like, they're probably like, man, chill out.
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Here's the part that, the stampede is the crazy part.
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Because that's like what you see in Africa.
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Monmouth County OEM, Long Branch Beachfront, curfew in effect, 5-19-26, 8 p.m. disperse area.
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The emergency alert system had to be used for just black people.
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That's what they use for like a tornado or a hurricane.
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Now we just get alerts say, beach is closed, black people.
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crazy on high alert we don't have to live like this guys and that's why it's like you have to
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make arrests you have to ruin people's weeks or months because otherwise this is what you'll have
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all summer long right or you'll be paying overtime and extra police bodies to just babysit the beach
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and and then they're basically waiting for the natural disaster which is a group of black people
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crazy that we're even here right they sound the horns yeah like old school horns that come up
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And then I was thinking that maybe these people could be charged for domestic terrorism.
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I think we do need to get creative with what we're charging them with.
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Terrorism might be a stretch too far, but it's intimidation.
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But didn't they put, like, the COVID church moms on, like, a FBI terrorist list?
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So if they're doing that, what's the definition of domestic terrorism?
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Violent criminal acts committed by individuals and or groups to further ideological goals
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stemming from domestic influences such as those of a political, religious, social, racial,
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They're all one race and they're all trying to assert dominance over other races.
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They're trying to ruin a nice area and they're, they're very successful at it.
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We need to get creative and whether or not it's terrorism, you don't have to agree that
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it's terrorism, but local governments, law enforcement and townships need to be pulling
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every lever they can, because this is the type of shit that makes me never go to a place
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Like one, you know, get a piece of hair in your food.
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I'm never coming here again, go to the beach. And it's a, it's a black people takeover fight
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party. I literally will never go again. So if you want to protect your future and, and that's the
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thing, like these old, uh, new England towns like Narragansett, this is a moneymaker for you.
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Make a pay for parking, the ice cream shops, the rent, everybody gets, you know, you get a tax on
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every piece. Nobody comes to Narragansett to go inland and sit around in a park. They go for a
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it, then you're going to turn people away, and they're
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and then the state police so yeah that's that's an example of a red state that uh
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still still will take federal help right yeah and i saw someone doing like a street interview
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in new orleans and it was like a progressive leftist girl and she's like interviewing another
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girl like oh what do you think about the national guard being here and the other girl was like oh
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it's great yeah i've had a business here people get crazy there's fights there's violence there's
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shootings and i feel way safer now that the national guard's here it's a night and day
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difference and the girl's like well do you think it's necessary and the girl's like yeah it definitely
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is it's been a huge difference and i've been here for years and i've noticed it like it's so much
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better and the girl's like making a face like this person's racist or something i think the girl was
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asian who was doing the interview with yeah you know and can't deny reality you know you know it's
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bad because it's trump or because it's white or because everyone arrested is black there's all
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these reasons but no no it's way better you know it's like it's so obvious but you have to pretend
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to be offended um all right next we have uh what is it baby's first takeover yeah so how are people
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getting into the pipeline of takeovers right and uh they seem to love it and this woman brought her
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eight-year-old daughter to one i told my baby when she was eight that i was gonna take her to her
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so you get to experience some culture i think she said that her daughter had been asking since
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she was five to go to a takeover how does your daughter know about a takeover what a takeover
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is at age five so this is just failed weird parenting and uh yeah i'll see you arrested
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at a takeover soon when you're old enough to be a teen right yeah so true so they get them in early
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and then do they ever stop do they ever stop kind of freaking out no because we have an example here
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of a 70 year old 75 year old woman in indiana who starts freaking out on a tim horton's person
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and this woman eventually got pushed over and and died as a result of her injuries but eight
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year old did a takeover and now i got a 75 year old doing retail freak outs so here it is she
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gets in starts yelling you see that point look at her she's pointing yelling you're 75 years old
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like let's relax and there's no audio obviously because it's like a security camera but a little
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de-escalation and then now you have to leave looks like you have to calm down you have to leave
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get out get out and watch what the black woman does push back slap the face punch the face and
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then the woman eventually gets pushed over. We're going to stop it right there because she died as
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a result of this altercation because you're 75 years old and you stumble back and you bump your
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head and all of a sudden it's life and death. But you instigated it. You caused your own death
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because I don't know, Timmy Horton's got your coffee wrong or something. Eight-year-old at the
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takeover, 75-year-old doing the retail freak out. There's something wrong with the culture.
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There's something wrong with the culture, boys. I don't know what else to say because I've never
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seen, I haven't seen a lot of people do that at that age. So yeah, crazy. All right. We're
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going to go to our next, we're going to skip that. Sorry. It's all just brawls guys. I want more
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biodiversity, but like the volume, isn't that a crazy volume for one weekend? And that's why we
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say it's spreading like a mind virus. They see it somewhere and they want to do it here. Where's
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our takeover? Where's our ruin the beach. This next story, can you kind of drive on this one?
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Yeah. Just a random story about a white kid who got shot 15 times, got set up by some black people, black on white violence. And the context is eight days ago, a white father named Trey Isles or Ells was ambushed in a Newport, Kentucky gas station parking lot where a black criminal named Tiance Combs emptied 15 rounds into him, standing over him and mag dumping into his body while his girlfriend was inside buying snacks.
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and he incredibly survived all three suspects are black um teance combs is wanted for attempted
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murder terry moses is wanted for complicity to attempted murder nobody reported on this
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no national news stories but uh what caught our eye about this which was funny is he got
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shot 15 times and survived which could launch a rap career but uh he said i appreciate the post
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on facebook my name is trey isles by the way lll i know how things can be misled by the media and
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turn into a game of telephone i was shot 15 times but i'm actually doing amazingly good and just on
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a long road of recovery thank you for all prayers and support though and then someone commented and
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said trey i hope you avoid black people the rest of your life so this doesn't happen again this was
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absolute negritude some sort of hybrid word negro and uh what attitude i don't know yeah you're just
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reading the comment i'm just reading it and then he said this remark is disgusting do better so
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you get shot 15 times by all black conspirators but you still would never be caught being racist
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that's so bad i just thought that was funny that was like uh his own version of that uh crisis
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team that racial crisis team that the oj used to have so i thought it was funny all right we're
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gonna skip this too and we're gonna move on to the bikes okay we got some bad kids on bikes uh
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This first story, can you, uh, you want to read the context first and then we'll show the video?
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Uh, yeah, it's a story from a mother who says these kids were throwing rocks at her four-year-old
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daughter. One of them is carrying an ax while another threatens to shoot her. The boys say,
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tell your fat mom to stop recording me. She tries to do the impossible and reason with them.
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I looked at her TikTok account and it seems she's been dealing with issues like this for a while.
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She's trying to raise enough money to move her family to a safer place. Here's the interaction.
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That way, your parents will know what you're doing.
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I'm recording you because you're riding around with an axe all angry.
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i got that on camera what you just did little boy
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i absolutely am on my property i can record you all i want you're on a public street you have a
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lot of education due but you grab an axe is not the answer trying to reason with him not very
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reasonable culture or people and uh this kid will eventually get a gun and kill you you know
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Yeah, he'll get arrested and released, like, 10 times from the ages of 12 to 16.
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And then whenever he gets a gun, he'll use it and kill you.
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And this lady's just trying to raise $10,000 to get the hell out of there.
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Like, you're actually endangering your kids in that type of area.
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And, you know, call the police on children.
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If they're real bad kids with an axe and calling you slurs and threatening to kill you,
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Because, I mean, I'm going to show this to your parents.
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The single mom who's going to fucking laugh in your face?
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Who will say, why are you recording my kid?
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You're not going to be able to reason with her either.
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It's like, well, you don't understand constitutional.
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Get a record going and then get the fuck out of town.
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I'm sure you guys have seen this before, the ones that do the bike stuff.
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And then they're not even good enough to get away with it.
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So they actually do just knock over an elderly man.
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And then our last piece, which ties it all together,
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this is the woman who was living in the suburbs, remember,
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who said, oh, everyone in the suburbs is so nice,
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Like she was like doing a bit like, oh, these people are corny.
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She can't believe that no one's bikes are getting stolen outside this restaurant.
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Yeah. Who convinced these kids not to steal everything all the time?
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It's active. There'd be a mind control not to steal.
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Yeah. And it's like she's realizing that like not stealing is an option.
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So she lives in the suburbs. She's like, wait, you don't just take what's there.
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And then that being said, too, like if this person is in the suburbs, maybe it's mostly a white area and she's enjoying it.
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Do you think if someone came to the local hearing and said, hey, we want to put a Section 8 housing complex in the neighborhood, would she know to say no to that?
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Everyone's waving and talking to each other.
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But we got to get Section 8 because there's too many white people here.
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All right, don't get too down or too depressed.
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It's America's 250th birthday coming up, and baseball's Americana.
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And it's uplifting because if you're at the game,
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Yeah, someone should give that girl the ball that hurt her.
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It's not our pure Americana clip of the week, but it is Americana as well.
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There is no way! That's my friend from high school!
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There's no way. There is no way. There is no way. This is my best friend from high school.
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There is no way. There is no way. Can I get out? What way?
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I mean, or is he broke? So you saw all of that?
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I saw you. So when you pull him over, he made it close to me.
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so he gets pulled over by his best friend from high school he hasn't seen in 10 years isn't that
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nice that's nice all right our last clip of the show is our pure americana clip of the week
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and it's uh highlighting the good work trump has done to improve dc's parks i'm gonna dox myself
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because i'm moving but i've lived near meridian hill park in dc for almost two years now and
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the water's never been in the pond there this has never happened before i was always too afraid to
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come here because of the homeless people but they're all gone and it seriously looks like paris
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i mean i've never seen this many people out here it looks like paris they had i think i looked into
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this they had this with the whole fountain system and pool had already been built in waterfall and
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then they just turned it off for some reason i don't know because it's too expensive seven years
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it's been vacant and homeless people just going and look at how nice the space is and the homeless
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people are all out and it's actually a nice park people can enjoy crazy dude how easy it is that
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it's i just want to reiterate the point of how easy it is to actually make a country or an area
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nice what if we turn the water on what if we let homeless people do whatever they want all the time
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make Janine Pirro in charge of the DC police
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