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00:00:20.080 Today on the show, Vice News is finally done.

00:00:23.320 We're going to go over some of their worst headlines ever.

00:00:25.520 Then in Urban Decay, these moms set a horrible example for their kids while this cop got arrested and you won't believe why.

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00:03:16.440 We have a lot to get to.

00:03:17.460 We only have three pages of housekeeping, but they're packed.

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00:03:20.980 You see it's packed.

00:03:21.700 Yeah.

00:03:25.420 Decently packed.

00:03:26.960 First story is Vice.

00:03:28.760 Vice news is done.

00:03:30.660 Obviously, it's a bunch of Muppets over there.

00:03:33.440 But yeah, Vice news is done.

00:03:35.220 They're no longer publishing to their website.

00:03:37.760 And we're going to go over a few reasons why.

00:03:40.560 Obviously, they say journalism is dead.

00:03:43.240 But when you see these headlines, you're going to say, that ain't journalism.

00:03:46.740 Yeah.

00:03:46.940 And I'm sad to see it go.

00:03:48.360 All right.

00:03:49.280 How I rediscovered sexual liberation through fisting.

00:03:53.260 Thanks, Vice.

00:03:54.440 The communist sex workers doing financial domination for Praxis.

00:03:57.860 The meth-fueled week-long orgies ravaging London's gay sex party scene.

00:04:02.820 The far right are uniting around their right to free speech.

00:04:06.580 Fat phobia exists, and it's especially bad in the bedroom.

00:04:09.580 Wow.

00:04:09.800 How to eat out a non-op trans woman.

00:04:14.420 That's sucking a dick.

00:04:16.860 We talked to a professional cuck about the alt-right.

00:04:19.760 There you go.

00:04:21.300 Most child abusers are not pedophiles, experts say.

00:04:25.500 And you can be, yes, you can absolutely be fat and fit.

00:04:28.440 That sounds like a you article.

00:04:30.320 What it's like to be an asexual sex worker and so forth.

00:04:33.000 We get it.

00:04:34.160 So, yeah, no one wants to read about how to give trannies blowjobs.

00:04:38.100 Yeah.

00:04:38.380 Here's a screenshot from that article.

00:04:40.760 It says, what's in a name?

00:04:41.900 Trans women refer to their genitals in a myriad of ways.

00:04:45.460 Some say clit, vagina, while others say dick, girl dick, cock.

00:04:49.840 Some say junk.

00:04:51.620 Yeah.

00:04:51.780 We don't need 5,000 words on that.

00:04:54.660 5,000 words on how to go down on someone with a girl dick is not really – that's not worth anyone's bandwidth.

00:05:03.380 Vice, are you doing any self-reflecting?

00:05:05.160 That's why you're gone.

00:05:06.460 I don't know what happened.

00:05:08.380 And Vice used to be good, right?

00:05:09.720 At one point, it was just like sending some hipster dude into a war zone.

00:05:13.380 Yeah.

00:05:13.820 Like originally, Vice kind of did that, right?

00:05:16.140 They used to do ones where they were like with the cartels and everyone's covering their identity and they're like behind enemy lines.

00:05:22.380 That was interesting.

00:05:23.720 And instead, they just transitioned into like leftist talking points for irony cliques, I guess.

00:05:29.020 Yeah.

00:05:29.320 And I don't know.

00:05:30.520 It feels good to see your enemies die, though.

00:05:32.620 It does feel good to see your enemies die.

00:05:34.560 It's like another scalp for the wall.

00:05:36.060 Yeah.

00:05:36.360 If you have like a wall where you're collecting scalps of all your enemies of the right wing like we are, it's a good one for the wall.

00:05:43.040 I'll get that up on the wall.

00:05:44.080 Yeah.

00:05:44.220 But yeah, all that weird trans shit, trans stuff isn't popular.

00:05:48.900 They just pretend it is so they can divide us with it.

00:05:51.740 And then Vice is like, oh, everyone's loving trans stuff.

00:05:54.480 We got to give someone advice on how to go down on them.

00:05:57.040 Yeah.

00:05:57.720 Vice saw the graph of how many kids were becoming trans and they're like, holy shit, this is going to 10x in the next month.

00:06:04.500 Yeah.

00:06:04.980 So it was a bad read of the tea leaves and now you have no company.

00:06:09.340 Yeah.

00:06:09.700 All right.

00:06:10.040 Moving on.

00:06:10.560 Speaking of soon to be dead institutions on the left.

00:06:13.960 Okay.

00:06:14.780 SNL.

00:06:15.500 Yeah.

00:06:15.700 Shane Gillis hosted SNL over the weekend, which I'm sure a bunch of you saw, or at least you saw the clips.

00:06:20.760 Yeah.

00:06:20.920 And it was very good.

00:06:22.120 Total W, full circle win.

00:06:24.300 He was funny.

00:06:25.340 Everyone else is corny.

00:06:27.020 Everyone else is playing the old games.

00:06:28.620 He actually took a stand and gave a funny monologue where he said retarded and made a gay joke.

00:06:33.840 Yeah.

00:06:34.180 Classic.

00:06:34.740 Need that.

00:06:35.500 That's a huge W for the culture.

00:06:37.540 That's Americana.

00:06:38.400 That's Americana.

00:06:39.220 And that's going to be stuff that's allowed to be said.

00:06:41.420 Like we push it on the show.

00:06:42.500 We say it too, but we don't really think of it in the same way because we're just, you know, we have a fat racist podcast.

00:06:47.640 Yeah.

00:06:47.760 We're just continuing.

00:06:48.720 We're just a train on the tracks.

00:06:49.980 Like, you know, nobody's telling us like, Hey, you can't have a job because you did this.

00:06:53.580 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:54.700 But he went on TV on the leftist show and made gay and retarded jokes.

00:06:59.320 So we'd love to see that SNL will hopefully go down the same path as vice as well.

00:07:04.520 And then here's some of the headlines about it.

00:07:06.620 Shane Gillis bombs on SNL with down syndrome and gay jokes.

00:07:10.660 Shane Gillis returns to Saturday Night Live and bombs opening monologue.

00:07:14.180 It's like, yeah, the most popular, one of the most popular comics right now, period.

00:07:17.500 He bombed.

00:07:18.560 Yeah.

00:07:19.000 Because some New York Times writer didn't really like it.

00:07:21.360 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:22.440 So good job, Shane Gillis.

00:07:23.880 And let's move on to our next clip of someone who actually did bomb.

00:07:27.720 Joe Biden was giving a speech in his little bow tie and a tux.

00:07:32.500 Look what he said.

00:07:33.940 You know, stand here in front of this portrait, the man behind me here.

00:07:39.180 He he said, and I want to make sure I get the quote exactly right.

00:07:43.740 He said, the better angel.

00:07:46.400 So he said, we must address the council and adjust the better angels of our nature.

00:07:52.880 And we do and we do well to remember what else he said.

00:07:56.840 He said, we're not enemies, but we're friends.

00:07:59.040 That's the middle.

00:07:59.760 And that's him making sure he got it exactly right.

00:08:02.480 Do you think he got the quote right?

00:08:04.780 We're going to make sure we get this exactly right off the rails.

00:08:08.480 Completely no shot botched it.

00:08:10.600 Yeah.

00:08:11.040 OK.

00:08:11.580 Joe Biden of 2020, like we covered on last episode, was a vibrant young man compared to

00:08:15.860 this hollowed out shell of an Alzheimer's patient.

00:08:18.540 Yeah.

00:08:19.040 But he doesn't need to campaign.

00:08:20.280 He didn't campaign last time.

00:08:21.520 And I know.

00:08:22.040 So this time is going to be really zero.

00:08:24.140 But obviously here on the show, my theory and maybe Rappoy agrees at this point, maybe

00:08:28.800 Michelle Obama is probably going to get or someone else is going to get brought in from

00:08:32.140 the wings and and run and take his spot.

00:08:35.260 You know, it's one of the worst things that Joe Biden does, too.

00:08:37.460 Like not only obviously botching a quote and he can't read, which you can't read either.

00:08:42.300 So, you know, don't throw stones, glass house, whatever they say.

00:08:45.980 Don't throw stones if you're glad, but a glad bow.

00:08:48.620 That's what he would do.

00:08:49.920 But point being, one of the actual worst things he does is those little like Alzheimer's steps,

00:08:55.820 like where he walks and you can kind of just tell like that's how someone who's near death

00:08:59.880 walks.

00:09:00.340 That's not how grandpas walk.

00:09:01.900 That's not how, you know, people who are fit walk.

00:09:04.920 So that's a good point.

00:09:05.640 Watch out for that one.

00:09:06.640 And Trump still plays golf.

00:09:08.380 Of course he does.

00:09:09.000 He rips it.

00:09:09.920 So that's something you got to keep in mind.

00:09:12.120 Joe Biden couldn't play golf.

00:09:13.220 Joe Biden couldn't bag groceries.

00:09:14.380 Joe Biden couldn't count pennies.

00:09:16.260 Yeah.

00:09:17.040 Trump can still play golf.

00:09:18.520 All right.

00:09:18.920 Let's move on.

00:09:19.680 I don't think Trump's ever seen a penny, though.

00:09:21.740 So Trump.

00:09:22.580 Well, yeah, Trump can't count pennies because he hasn't touched.

00:09:24.800 He doesn't touch change.

00:09:27.260 All right.

00:09:27.940 The the Obama's tried to warn us about something.

00:09:30.520 Apparently, it's a New York Post article.

00:09:32.220 It says Obama produced leave the world behind trends amid huge cellular outage.

00:09:37.280 They tried to warn us.

00:09:39.200 Yeah, guys.

00:09:40.820 I don't I don't think it's trying to warn you.

00:09:43.480 I think it's more them telling us what's coming to get extra satanic squirts because they tell us what's coming and then they do it to us and we don't do anything to stop it.

00:09:52.720 And then they get extra squirts for that.

00:09:54.420 OK, that's the Fleck is take.

00:09:55.960 And the Rat Boy take is AT&T was down for like three hours in the middle of the night.

00:10:00.420 Yeah.

00:10:01.120 Let's relax.

00:10:02.140 The Obama's didn't call it.

00:10:04.460 All right.

00:10:05.020 That's a good point.

00:10:05.740 I know.

00:10:06.200 Hey, there's a there's a nice spectrum on the show.

00:10:08.800 And I think most watchers are probably somewhere in between the two.

00:10:11.840 Yeah.

00:10:12.360 Yeah.

00:10:12.640 But that's somewhere.

00:10:13.520 Sometimes you're right.

00:10:14.280 Sometimes I'm right.

00:10:15.200 And, you know, sometimes it's right in the middle.

00:10:17.340 Yeah.

00:10:17.680 There's no world where Obama's are the good guys, though.

00:10:20.640 For sure.

00:10:22.240 That's where we agree.

00:10:23.180 That's where we shake.

00:10:24.740 All right.

00:10:25.220 We're moving on.

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00:10:51.660 We do have this week, which is going to sound crazy, but we do have an emergency doppelganger

00:10:56.860 section.

00:10:57.500 Yeah.

00:10:57.900 Obviously, we don't usually do doppels.

00:11:00.180 And if we do, we do them on Fridays.

00:11:02.040 But this was sent in to us and we kind of just had to do it.

00:11:05.480 It's a cat and Fleckus.

00:11:07.540 Yeah.

00:11:07.940 It's cat Fleckus.

00:11:08.820 It's very important stuff.

00:11:09.920 It was sent our way.

00:11:11.100 I had to relay to you.

00:11:12.280 That was Fleckus before the weight loss bet.

00:11:15.120 So you're trending in the right way.

00:11:16.880 Nice haircut, too, by the way.

00:11:18.020 Yeah.

00:11:18.400 Thanks for finishing it off for me.

00:11:19.680 No problem.

00:11:20.220 Use the dog clippers.

00:11:21.160 I use the dog clippers and buzz my head.

00:11:24.020 And it looks better.

00:11:25.280 Yeah.

00:11:25.640 I agree.

00:11:26.080 Because the fuzz was too short and then it just looks bad.

00:11:29.860 Yeah.

00:11:30.240 It looks unkempt.

00:11:31.740 Which it is.

00:11:34.320 Slovenly.

00:11:34.880 Yeah.

00:11:35.560 So you got to stay on top of that.

00:11:36.340 So I got to just buzz it so I have no responsibilities up here.

00:11:40.120 Yeah.

00:11:40.400 All right.

00:11:40.740 Let's go to the atheism meme.

00:11:42.120 I thought this was pretty interesting.

00:11:43.420 What atheism promised.

00:11:44.800 And it's the futuristic society.

00:11:46.760 And then what atheism brought.

00:11:48.740 Share of people aged 18 to 29 who think their lives are meaningless and without purpose.

00:11:54.180 2017.

00:11:55.580 And it's a pretty high percentage.

00:11:57.380 It's a passing grade in France, Great Britain, Bulgaria, Greece, everywhere.

00:12:03.060 Everywhere.

00:12:03.420 Well over 50%.

00:12:04.820 France, 80% almost.

00:12:06.760 Great Britain, 78%.

00:12:07.940 A lot of people in Europe.

00:12:09.200 And that was years ago, which I'm sure it's gotten much, much worse, especially after COVID.

00:12:12.700 Yeah.

00:12:13.060 For sure.

00:12:13.420 So obviously a big reason men feel helpless is because they have no purpose.

00:12:17.200 There's chemicals in the water making them trans.

00:12:19.400 They're addicted to pornography.

00:12:20.720 Your average woman isn't that great.

00:12:23.400 It's hard to make enough money to do anything.

00:12:25.400 There's millions of illegals here eroding the fabric of our country away.

00:12:28.680 The food's poison.

00:12:30.020 And everywhere you look, they're being told they're not needed and they're the problem.

00:12:33.220 Yeah.

00:12:33.480 So what do you do?

00:12:34.480 I don't know.

00:12:34.960 Stay till the end for Uplifting Gold.

00:12:36.700 Yeah.

00:12:36.940 We might turn it all the way around.

00:12:38.460 But yeah, that's a laundry list of...

00:12:40.900 Stay till the end for Uplifting Gold where a guy catches a fish or something.

00:12:44.340 Yeah.

00:12:44.400 And a squirrel gets two nuts at once.

00:12:46.200 He doesn't know what to do with it.

00:12:47.420 So that's a purpose for you.

00:12:50.100 But if you actually do want purpose, people ask me all the time.

00:12:52.800 Like the common question I'm getting is like, what do I do with my life?

00:12:56.040 And like people ask me.

00:12:56.940 I mean, now that I'm not as fat, I guess I can tell people.

00:13:02.600 But I think you just find somewhere where you are needed and then be really, really reliable.

00:13:08.620 And then no matter what you're doing and what that situation is, you'll attract more responsibility,

00:13:14.600 which could be more jobs or more hours or whatever.

00:13:18.820 And then once you have more responsibility and you're reliable, then you'll attract more money.

00:13:22.180 You'll probably attract a woman who thinks you're a high-value man because you're up to something and you're reliable.

00:13:29.160 Then you'll have kids and then they'll rely on you.

00:13:31.460 And now the problem's solved.

00:13:32.860 All you need is people under your umbrella that rely on you, whether it's work or a family.

00:13:38.500 And once you do that, then you're not the problem anymore.

00:13:41.380 The problem doesn't exist for you anymore.

00:13:42.720 And if a lot of people do that, countrywide, the problem won't exist as much anymore either.

00:13:49.340 So it comes down to the individual.

00:13:51.020 You solve the problem that you're having.

00:13:53.240 If everyone else does the same thing or a lot of people do, we'll trend in a better direction consciously wise.

00:13:59.920 I agree.

00:14:00.520 That makes sense?

00:14:01.260 That does.

00:14:01.920 All right.

00:14:02.200 Let's move on to the migrant section.

00:14:03.880 Oh, OK.

00:14:04.440 It's going to get dark.

00:14:05.240 It's going to get dark.

00:14:06.040 I wanted to have a little uplifting in this part of housekeeping before it gets dark.

00:14:10.080 All right.

00:14:11.300 First clip or first story from our migrant section.

00:14:14.540 A University of Georgia girl was murdered on campus when she was going for a jog.

00:14:19.840 Yeah.

00:14:20.180 I think she went to a different school, but it was on UGA campus.

00:14:23.960 Georgia.

00:14:24.640 Lake and Riley, cause of death revealed.

00:14:26.620 She was a nursing student at a nearby, I think, Augusta College.

00:14:29.900 She was found slain in a field on a jog.

00:14:33.760 And guess who was arrested?

00:14:35.460 An illegal Venezuelan immigrant who beat her to death, who didn't know her.

00:14:42.080 Crime of opportunity, right?

00:14:43.420 I think there was probably a sexual motive that didn't get done because the guy panicked

00:14:48.720 and was a criminal.

00:14:50.340 But this guy-

00:14:51.760 One force trauma is what killed her.

00:14:52.780 So he beat her all over her body and just hit her until she was dead.

00:14:57.500 Yep.

00:14:57.720 Uh, and this is, you know, a nice hardworking American girl who gets killed by someone who

00:15:02.540 just jumped the border a few months ago.

00:15:05.260 He, the suspect crossed the border illegally in El Paso in 2022.

00:15:09.140 He was apprehended and then released.

00:15:11.580 Just missed him.

00:15:12.620 You had him.

00:15:13.200 Uh, he was arrested in Queens.

00:15:14.840 So then he goes to New York, uh, on 9-14-23 for injury to a child and having no license.

00:15:20.700 So we know he's got a propensity for injury.

00:15:23.180 And what does New York do?

00:15:24.740 They say, let him go.

00:15:26.200 The suspect and his brothers were cited in, uh, Georgia, Athens, Clark County on 10-27-23

00:15:32.300 for shoplifting.

00:15:33.340 So now add that to the child.

00:15:34.980 They're shoplifters here illegally.

00:15:37.000 Uh, he had an outstanding bench warrant in that same County for failing to appear in court

00:15:41.660 on the shoplifting charges.

00:15:43.120 His brother was charged yesterday by federal authorities for possessing a fraudulent green

00:15:47.460 card.

00:15:48.120 And his brother was arrested in the same County for DUI driving without a license, speeding

00:15:52.820 open container, blah, blah, blah.

00:15:55.000 So he was speeding open container, no license, driving drunk.

00:15:57.900 Yeah.

00:15:58.340 So quite the rap sheet, right?

00:16:00.040 And then we're, we're, I'm going to read this too.

00:16:02.300 This is like the levels.

00:16:03.620 Someone else summed this up.

00:16:04.820 I think it was end wokeness through the help of an elected official in Georgia who kind

00:16:08.680 of summarized all this, but, uh, the federal government, like, so how did this guy get

00:16:13.360 let off?

00:16:13.860 Obviously Joe Biden let in 7 million plus illegal immigrants, right?

00:16:17.820 Uh, rapists, murderers, et cetera.

00:16:19.920 A lot of drunk drivers too.

00:16:21.300 That's the leader.

00:16:22.140 They love drunk driving.

00:16:23.680 I know modelo, a couple of modelos and then they start driving, uh, federal government,

00:16:28.320 the federal government's open border policies and active efforts to prevent States from

00:16:31.760 securing the border have resulted in upwards of 7 million illegals that everybody knows

00:16:35.640 local government, the Athens Clark County government passed a resolution in 2019 stating

00:16:40.480 that all people, including those without documentation feel welcome and comfortable interacting with

00:16:45.420 local law enforcement, their local government and all services provided and such.

00:16:49.540 So, you know, they wanted a virtue signal during, uh, a trumpet men in 2019.

00:16:55.040 Yeah.

00:16:55.440 So they exactly 2019 Trump's in office.

00:16:57.840 They're trying to virtue signal and show how, you know, good they are.

00:17:01.020 They also said that undocumented neighbors, especially those of Latinx heritage face daily fears that

00:17:08.700 their individual, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:17:10.340 Yeah.

00:17:11.720 Latinx.

00:17:12.440 Yeah.

00:17:12.740 They had to throw the things in there.

00:17:13.920 That's how, you know, it's a virtue signal, right?

00:17:16.140 Um, and then the local prosecutor, the district attorney in Western judicial circuit that covers

00:17:20.000 that county was elected in 2020 on her first day in office, she announced that she would

00:17:24.880 take into account collateral consequences to undocumented defendants before deciding whether

00:17:29.220 to charge criminals.

00:17:30.600 So the blood is on those people's hands.

00:17:33.620 Pretty much.

00:17:34.440 Um, and here's the AP, which, uh, you know, obviously we, we see this, you see this and

00:17:40.940 you say, wow, a guy who was never supposed to be here and who was released from custody

00:17:44.660 multiple times, instead of being deported, killed an American.

00:17:47.300 And how bad, you know, that's the worst thing.

00:17:50.300 The government is responsible, right?

00:17:52.220 And the AP, they write an article and says the killing of a nursing student out for a

00:17:56.660 run highlights the fears of solo female athletes.

00:18:00.560 Yeah.

00:18:01.120 We got to watch out for men.

00:18:02.520 Yeah.

00:18:02.840 It's just men blank.

00:18:04.500 You don't want to work out because men might be out there and it's like, yeah, running by

00:18:08.180 yourself is probably scary, especially when you bring in millions of illegals from third

00:18:15.020 world countries who are military age men.

00:18:17.880 Yeah.

00:18:18.060 Running on your own when, uh, we end cash bail and nobody's kept in prison anymore.

00:18:23.640 Yeah.

00:18:23.920 Running on your own gets a little scary.

00:18:25.420 Yeah.

00:18:25.960 But, uh, it's not just running that caused this.

00:18:28.720 It's a lot of other extraneous things and it's just disgusting.

00:18:32.620 Like somebody died and this was eerily similar to the Molly Tibbetts case that happened in Iowa

00:18:37.460 where she was out for a jog on a legal who was working at like a meatpacking plant or

00:18:42.260 something.

00:18:42.620 I can't exactly remember and living in squalor in a trailer, just saw her, snatched her,

00:18:47.040 killed her.

00:18:47.600 So multiple times that this happens and it's just disgusting.

00:18:50.880 And, uh, how much, you know, Joe Biden tweets about, uh, George Floyd 27 times.

00:18:56.640 Yeah.

00:18:57.260 How many times are you going to tweet about this?

00:18:59.100 Zero.

00:18:59.520 Quiet about this one.

00:19:00.420 Uh, killed by a Venezuelan rat, but there is good news for Venezuela.

00:19:04.700 Venezuela is fucking the worst.

00:19:07.300 They're sending their worst, but there is good news for Venezuela itself.

00:19:11.340 Venezuela is getting safer because all of their criminals are leaving Venezuela and coming

00:19:16.060 to America.

00:19:16.640 So that's good for them.

00:19:18.040 Can you read that headline?

00:19:18.880 Venezuela getting safer as criminals, single men and gangs flee to other countries.

00:19:24.280 Uh, border patrol reports over 500,000 encounters with Venezuelan nationals since 2021, nearly

00:19:29.200 all single male travelers.

00:19:30.820 And let me read this too.

00:19:32.320 Venezuela's rate of violent deaths dropped to its lowest in more than two decades following

00:19:37.300 years of massive migration as both criminals and victims fled the nation's economic crisis,

00:19:41.880 right?

00:19:43.100 Young people who have traditionally been the main victims of violence have fled while

00:19:47.740 criminals and gangs have emigrated due to the lack of opportunities to commit crimes.

00:19:53.140 So the gang members don't have enough people to do crimes on.

00:19:56.360 So they're coming to greener pastures, greener, softer marks pretty much, um, in America.

00:20:01.960 And so Venezuela, when we talk about drafting our, uh, fantasy home invasion fantasy team,

00:20:07.160 when you see country of war in Venezuela, that bumps them up a little bit.

00:20:11.000 Venezuelans are the best at the bad stuff.

00:20:12.600 I know it's getting crazy.

00:20:14.060 They're up there.

00:20:14.720 Um, so there was a clip of a illegals getting resources and then, um, black city members

00:20:21.520 in Chicago, in Chicago, um, were constituents, constituents were fighting with the migrants.

00:20:27.040 Look at this clip.

00:20:35.680 Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.

00:20:37.680 Go back, go back across the world.

00:20:39.680 No more money for you.

00:20:41.300 No more money for you.

00:20:46.580 It's lazy.

00:20:47.580 You're lazy.

00:20:49.140 You're lazy.

00:20:49.560 Calls are lazy.

00:20:50.420 No more money for you.

00:20:51.420 No more money for you.

00:20:52.480 You're lazy.

00:20:52.980 The money's going to the illegals.

00:20:54.800 Uh, so obviously the illegals being here is the fault of the Democrats, right?

00:21:00.200 And black people in general, pretty much all vote for Democrats.

00:21:04.620 The highest percentage of any ethnic group, they vote for Democrats, right?

00:21:08.360 You know the phrase, that's what you get?

00:21:10.200 I do.

00:21:10.720 I'm very familiar with that.

00:21:11.820 That's where the phrase comes from.

00:21:13.180 That's what you get, you know?

00:21:14.660 And when they need to stuff 10,000 illegal immigrants somewhere in Chicago, do you think they go to, you know, the nice areas, the nice neighborhoods?

00:21:23.700 They stuff them in your field house.

00:21:25.800 Yeah.

00:21:26.020 They take up your kids' resources.

00:21:28.500 And, uh, you know, is anyone going to change their vote because of this?

00:21:32.640 I don't know.

00:21:33.360 Because they see what happens and they go, oh, this sucks.

00:21:36.540 We're getting screwed.

00:21:37.860 We're losing all of our resources.

00:21:39.080 All these people are here illegally.

00:21:40.220 They're getting all the money.

00:21:41.080 What's going on?

00:21:41.740 And then right before the election, something will happen.

00:21:45.460 And then they'll go, ah, shit, I got to vote for Joe Biden because Trump's racist.

00:21:48.380 Yeah, some black guy got killed by a cop.

00:21:50.800 And he was just trying to kill a lady.

00:21:52.400 Yeah, he was just, he just had a gun in a jewelry store.

00:21:55.060 That's all he had.

00:21:56.660 So, you know.

00:21:57.560 They're coming for, they can't live our lives.

00:21:58.980 It's definitely a that's what you get situation.

00:22:01.000 I like the, the, the, like, taunting.

00:22:03.740 Like, no more money for you.

00:22:05.560 You're lazy.

00:22:06.200 And the funny part is, is white people out here, white people as a voting bloc, basically get no money.

00:22:11.380 Yeah.

00:22:11.540 So we're just, like, watching two people bicker over who gets the money from the taxpayers, right?

00:22:16.400 So we're just, like, sucked dry, like, oh, yeah, great.

00:22:19.720 I'm glad everyone's here.

00:22:20.960 Yeah, just let us know who to send the money to.

00:22:24.800 Fight it out, and then we'll write the check.

00:22:27.180 And then last clip of our migrant section, hotels in New York, the Row Hotel.

00:22:32.020 Look what they discovered here.

00:22:33.520 Here is the Row Hotel.

00:22:34.800 This is one of the five hotels that has been transformed into a shelter.

00:22:37.820 So we're going to walk in there and see what kind of operation they're running inside.

00:22:40.580 This is a really nice hotel.

00:22:46.000 How's it going?

00:22:48.620 Oh, yeah, we were just checking out the hotel.

00:22:50.680 Oh, the hotel is closed also.

00:22:52.240 It's closed?

00:22:52.780 But there's a ton of people in here right now.

00:22:54.540 Yeah, well, because it's a shelter now.

00:22:56.840 Oh, you guys have shelter for the migrants coming in?

00:22:59.760 Yeah, yeah, it's no longer open to the public.

00:23:02.620 It's closed to the public.

00:23:03.840 How many floors is that?

00:23:05.340 30.

00:23:05.880 30 floors.

00:23:07.300 This thing is here.

00:23:09.660 Wow.

00:23:10.080 You guys aren't allowed to talk about it?

00:23:11.180 Done.

00:23:11.700 30 floors full of migrants.

00:23:15.320 Yeah.

00:23:15.460 They make millions of dollars off it because they want the full rate, and the city probably

00:23:18.520 doesn't pay, probably pays competitive rates.

00:23:20.800 Like, they're probably paying a lot to fill this thing, 30 floors full of migrants.

00:23:25.580 Yeah.

00:23:26.000 Hotels have to manage their inventory.

00:23:27.920 It's the same way as like an airplane or anybody else, and they have known vacancy rates.

00:23:31.820 And if you can take a fat government guaranteed contract from the city of New York for 100%

00:23:36.600 occupancy, so what if you have to change the sheets or throw them out a couple times?

00:23:41.300 You know, they're making money hand over fist, and the guy goes, wow, this is a really nice

00:23:44.380 hotel.

00:23:44.660 And it's like, yeah, it's a functioning hotel in Manhattan.

00:23:47.640 Yeah, and they're doing that across five hotels full of migrants.

00:23:52.720 Well, money goes bye-bye.

00:23:54.700 Piss it away.

00:23:55.620 Exactly.

00:23:56.540 Well, speaking of ruining stuff with diversity, the FCC radio scorecard is like a new program

00:24:03.560 where the FCC is requiring all broadcasters to report their racial breakdowns of people

00:24:09.320 who work there.

00:24:09.900 Is that pretty close?

00:24:10.460 Pretty close.

00:24:11.040 Yeah.

00:24:11.220 The FCC just ordered every broadcaster to start posting a race and gender scorecard that breaks

00:24:16.220 down the demographics of their workforce.

00:24:18.520 Activists lobbied for this because they want to see businesses pressured into hiring people

00:24:22.100 based on their race and gender.

00:24:24.140 Courts have already overturned the FCC twice for pressuring broadcasters into making hiring

00:24:28.280 decisions in violation of the Constitution.

00:24:31.440 I dissent.

00:24:32.080 And this guy works for the FCC, and he was kind of laying out the, you know, wise.

00:24:37.360 Yeah, exactly.

00:24:38.360 Well, I have a feeling that that's not going to really help white people.

00:24:41.640 Yeah.

00:24:42.000 Who's the winner?

00:24:42.840 Who's the loser?

00:24:43.720 Black women.

00:24:44.320 You're up.

00:24:45.180 White guys.

00:24:46.500 Get fucked.

00:24:47.200 Yeah.

00:24:47.340 We need more loud, fat black ladies here.

00:24:49.780 That way we can like backdoor in and take over your companies through fat black ladies

00:24:55.740 who are yelling and convinced that everything's about racism.

00:24:58.960 So once we get them in the door, we can pretty much destroy your company.

00:25:02.460 Yeah.

00:25:02.720 They yell racism as they come in, take over to do racism.

00:25:07.920 So it's a weird, we're living in a weird world, right?

00:25:10.420 Yep.

00:25:10.860 Yep.

00:25:11.240 So we are required to report.

00:25:13.340 Yeah.

00:25:13.580 We have three straight Christian white males working at this company.

00:25:17.080 Mm-hmm.

00:25:18.060 And one of them's me, and the other one's Richard, and the other one's Nick.

00:25:20.660 Come kill us.

00:25:21.760 Come kill me.

00:25:23.100 I'm ready to be dead.

00:25:25.860 Yeah.

00:25:26.340 All right.

00:25:26.660 Let's move on to something more uplifting.

00:25:29.500 Yeah.

00:25:29.680 We're on our last page of housekeeping.

00:25:30.940 We're going to get into this stuff.

00:25:32.200 But there was a funny prank I saw.

00:25:34.140 Okay.

00:25:34.560 Of this guy going to a broken phone screen store where you go bring your phone, cracked

00:25:39.420 phone screen to get fixed.

00:25:40.700 Okay.

00:25:41.120 And look how it went.

00:25:42.740 So I broke this.

00:25:44.920 Y'all fix shit like that?

00:25:47.580 Tech.

00:25:49.660 Electronics.

00:25:52.120 I see you got a, y'all must do electronics.

00:25:58.500 Yeah.

00:26:00.640 I don't know what I'm looking at.

00:26:02.640 So one, two, three, four, five, and six.

00:26:06.780 Okay.

00:26:07.520 Uh-huh.

00:26:08.260 Just memes.

00:26:09.380 I break it, y'all fix it, right?

00:26:11.000 You break, I fix.

00:26:13.340 Yeah.

00:26:13.920 What did I sign?

00:26:15.660 Well, what do you want me to fix?

00:26:18.840 I mean.

00:26:22.020 Like the printer?

00:26:23.280 If you could just write, you see A, B, C, D, fill it in right there.

00:26:28.180 I'll get out your hair.

00:26:29.880 I don't know what you're asking me to do.

00:26:32.000 So y'all fix the stuff that I break or what?

00:26:34.960 I mean, these are pictures.

00:26:38.200 You're the one that's got you break, I fix on the shirt.

00:26:40.720 So I just assumed you would be the guy I would talk to.

00:26:45.180 Isn't that good?

00:26:46.280 Yeah.

00:26:46.580 I don't know what I'm looking at here.

00:26:48.680 One, two, three, four, five, six.

00:26:51.940 And he kind of looks at the phone case for a second.

00:26:54.160 And it's like the perfect thing where this guy thinks he's in control, but he's really

00:26:58.360 confused.

00:26:58.980 And the other guy is just playing the dummy.

00:27:00.760 That's like what we do on the show.

00:27:02.320 Yeah, that's true.

00:27:03.100 That's true.

00:27:03.540 You're the smart guy.

00:27:04.320 I'm the dummy.

00:27:05.280 Yeah.

00:27:05.760 Yeah.

00:27:07.180 All right.

00:27:07.620 Let's go over to the dragon fossil story.

00:27:09.600 All right.

00:27:10.000 Let's see who's smart now.

00:27:11.240 Yeah.

00:27:11.620 Let's see what kind of stupid shit you're up to.

00:27:13.500 Can you read that headline?

00:27:14.060 240 million year old fossil of Chinese dragon with extraordinarily long neck discovered in

00:27:19.540 Southern China.

00:27:20.560 Told ya.

00:27:21.240 Who did you tell?

00:27:23.220 Told ya.

00:27:23.860 You think, you know, the Chinese calendar, you're the rat, you're the pig, you're the

00:27:29.240 horse, you're the dragon, you're the whatever.

00:27:31.680 Yeah.

00:27:32.300 You think every other animal was real and then they just threw a fictional dragon character

00:27:37.820 in there.

00:27:38.340 So dragons are real.

00:27:39.460 That's your take.

00:27:40.520 I think they probably were real at some point.

00:27:43.480 Okay.

00:27:44.160 This says 240 million years old though.

00:27:46.740 Yeah.

00:27:46.960 Doesn't that conflict with your worldview a little bit?

00:27:49.380 A little bit.

00:27:50.020 But when it affirms my worldview, I ignore my other beliefs.

00:27:54.920 Okay.

00:27:55.360 Smart.

00:27:55.800 Like I believe in dragons, which could be fossils, which I don't believe in.

00:27:59.560 And then 200 whatever million years old, which I don't believe in.

00:28:02.540 But for this second, I believe in the dragon stuff.

00:28:05.980 Okay.

00:28:06.360 You don't think dragons are real?

00:28:07.460 Fair.

00:28:08.200 No, no, no.

00:28:09.420 But you think dinosaurs are real?

00:28:10.660 Yes.

00:28:11.520 Even though the T-Rex has those stupid little arms that are completely useless.

00:28:14.460 Yes.

00:28:14.740 How could it have?

00:28:15.440 Why would you evolve into useless, stupid arms?

00:28:17.740 Yes.

00:28:18.040 It's vestigial.

00:28:19.260 They call that vestigial organs.

00:28:20.820 No, no.

00:28:21.360 That's called the wings.

00:28:23.540 Oh, okay.

00:28:23.980 And the wings are dissolved in the dirt.

00:28:25.960 All right, all right.

00:28:26.560 So everything was dragons.

00:28:27.720 All right, let's move on.

00:28:28.560 We're a little behind.

00:28:29.620 Speaking of predators, predators.

00:28:32.040 Okay.

00:28:32.380 We have a great fishing clip.

00:28:34.480 These guys were fishing off a pier.

00:28:36.100 And look at this.

00:28:36.820 They caught a cobia, which is like a big fish, like a good sport fish.

00:28:41.880 It's pretty big.

00:28:42.860 And then they brought it up, and they're fishing off the pier, so they have to drop the big net.

00:28:47.380 But look what comes to eat this thing.

00:28:49.600 A giant fucking shark.

00:28:51.280 Oh, fuck.

00:28:53.720 Oh, fuck.

00:28:55.280 See that?

00:28:56.040 And then they eventually get it up from the net, and they got it.

00:29:10.620 Wasn't that crazy, though?

00:29:11.640 Yeah, that's good action.

00:29:11.960 You have like a flailing fish, then all of a sudden, like a shadow from the deep just comes up, and now there's a shark right there.

00:29:18.220 Yeah.

00:29:18.960 That kind of can happen to you when you're swimming, too.

00:29:21.120 You believe in sharks?

00:29:23.080 Yeah.

00:29:23.620 Okay.

00:29:24.940 All right.

00:29:25.580 Fair.

00:29:26.380 It could be CGI, but I believe in sharks for the most part.

00:29:29.680 All right.

00:29:30.360 All right.

00:29:30.680 Last thing.

00:29:31.740 Speaking of big, dumb animals.

00:29:33.520 Yes.

00:29:33.820 Like we said in the ad read, it's a great time to join Bonusland.

00:29:37.920 And it's good to see that we're losing weight and getting healthy because you don't want to know what happens to you if you go the other direction, get fatter, and then you need to go to the doctor, how they treat you.

00:29:48.700 Watch this.

00:29:49.800 Things I Don't Tell You, part four.

00:29:53.540 If you order a CT scan or MRI machine, sometimes it can't be done because of weight restriction.

00:30:00.040 I actually learned this as a resident that if you are over a certain weight at some hospitals, we have to send you to the zoo in order to get the scan done or sometimes to another facility.

00:30:10.760 And the meme says, imagine the long, silent drive from the hospital to the zoo.

00:30:14.960 And like a nurse or an orderly is like, all right, we're almost there.

00:30:18.180 Are you ready?

00:30:18.760 You got to go to the zoo.

00:30:20.520 Seatbelt extender.

00:30:21.640 Smells like animals here.

00:30:23.080 Where am I?

00:30:24.240 All right.

00:30:24.700 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:30:26.180 That's a rock bottom moment, it's called.

00:30:27.980 Yeah.

00:30:28.320 And if you don't pivot from going to the zoo for a CT scan to immediately making a life-changing decision, then, you know, that's on you, brother.

00:30:36.780 But if you're so fat that you need an MRI at the zoo, you don't even need an MRI.

00:30:42.620 Yeah.

00:30:42.840 You might as well just let nature go.

00:30:44.300 I got to get my knee back in shape so I can get back on pickleball.

00:30:48.200 It's like you're 600.

00:30:49.300 You're 600.

00:30:50.040 Yeah.

00:30:50.280 Just stay inside.

00:30:51.080 Oh, you need to get your shoulder fixed?

00:30:53.020 No, you don't.

00:30:53.660 Yeah.

00:30:54.060 You're right.

00:30:54.700 Just eat.

00:30:55.480 Run it into the ground, yeah.

00:30:56.680 Just stay inside and eat.

00:30:58.300 All right.

00:30:58.780 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:31:00.360 Moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:31:02.340 We have a pretty quality cringe.

00:31:07.840 Only two pages, but it's good stuff.

00:31:09.580 Okay.

00:31:09.940 First is the Taylor Swift fans violently crying.

00:31:13.200 Yeah, and this is making the rounds today on the internet.

00:31:15.480 This is my favorite clip.

00:31:16.380 It says, Sydney, night three, my reaction to Taylor singing Exile, also known as the song that saved my life.

00:31:23.260 She's shaking her head.

00:31:31.100 See this?

00:31:31.900 Different levels of reaction from these girls.

00:31:34.720 Yeah.

00:31:35.320 The fat girl's enabling it.

00:31:37.540 She's in on it.

00:31:38.480 Like, oh, come here.

00:31:39.480 It's okay.

00:31:40.060 The one on the right knows it's kind of stupid to be reacting like that.

00:31:44.900 Yeah.

00:31:45.280 But the fat friend's the enabler.

00:31:46.960 The fat friend.

00:31:47.960 She knows what she has to do.

00:31:49.380 If she wants to keep getting invited out, she has to enable a little bit, right?

00:31:52.320 She likes Taylor Swift the most, and now everyone knows that.

00:31:55.940 Yeah.

00:31:56.240 Because you're not crying violently at this song, so how could you possibly like Taylor Swift as much as she does?

00:32:01.820 Yeah.

00:32:02.340 She's the biggest Taylor Swift fan.

00:32:03.940 Yeah.

00:32:04.360 Duh.

00:32:04.820 She violently cried on camera, right?

00:32:06.860 Yeah.

00:32:07.420 You don't even like her that much.

00:32:08.620 You're just consoling somebody.

00:32:09.860 Yeah.

00:32:10.160 Good thing there's no migrants there to steal all their shit.

00:32:12.720 Knockout game.

00:32:13.580 Yeah.

00:32:13.760 A little knockout game.

00:32:14.740 Three girls by themselves.

00:32:15.880 Good thing there's no migrants there.

00:32:16.920 Yeah.

00:32:17.160 But they get swept away with this shit.

00:32:18.840 This is like a religious experience for these girls.

00:32:21.020 They don't have religion, and they're all in birth control, and their brain's all routed.

00:32:23.960 But this, the witch seance, is important to them.

00:32:27.180 Yeah.

00:32:27.460 Taylor Swift is like the peak.

00:32:29.480 Men, young men, or whatever that stat we read for atheism have no purpose in life.

00:32:33.640 This is some of the girls' purpose in life is violently seek as much attention as you can outside of a Taylor Swift concert.

00:32:40.160 They didn't even get in.

00:32:41.680 Probably so expensive.

00:32:42.900 Yeah.

00:32:43.040 And this is a Taylor Swift heat check as well.

00:32:46.260 Unfortunately.

00:32:46.660 It's a good one.

00:32:47.780 Yeah.

00:32:48.000 Like, these girls will kill.

00:32:49.660 That girl in the middle will kill for Taylor Swift.

00:32:52.500 Taylor, you tell her to do anything, she'll show up.

00:32:55.420 Yeah.

00:32:55.840 So, I mean, if liberal women and homosexuals were gun owners, it would be like one of the top standing armies existing today.

00:33:04.340 Here's a list of the largest standing armies in the world ranked by active military personnel as of January 24.

00:33:09.220 You got China, India, U.S., Russia.

00:33:12.120 And then here's an updated one with Swifties.

00:33:13.920 She's at about 2,000, so 2 million, and thankfully they don't have guns or weaponry, so they're not a threat.

00:33:22.940 But Taylor, that was close.

00:33:25.380 I know.

00:33:25.820 Thank God.

00:33:26.380 Oh, and then also Taylor Swift, her initials are TS, transsexual, which also could confirm Travis Kelsey's gay.

00:33:33.760 But that may be too many leaps, according to Richard Ratboy.

00:33:38.380 Yeah.

00:33:38.800 I think that's too many.

00:33:40.160 Oh, it's too many extrapolations.

00:33:42.260 Yeah.

00:33:42.560 It's a good bit.

00:33:43.540 I admit it's a good bit, but, you know.

00:33:45.720 Who knows?

00:33:46.520 All right.

00:33:46.980 Who knows?

00:33:48.120 Leave it at that.

00:33:48.820 We may never know.

00:33:50.260 Leave it at that.

00:33:51.280 We'll leave it at who knows.

00:33:52.300 No one knows.

00:33:52.780 All right.

00:33:53.700 Speaking of transchemical warfare, this was a – can you take over?

00:33:58.420 This is a story that was done or –

00:34:00.200 Yeah.

00:34:00.700 It was basically an Instagram post that was going around the music scene in Tennessee, but this band released a statement saying,

00:34:10.140 We have decided to part ways with our vocalist, Diego, due to admission of very disturbing and concerning behavior towards one of our band members and their partner.

00:34:18.500 He has admitted to being obsessed with said partner and has been attempting to sabotage their relationship by cutting pre-workout he frequently gifts from his job with high amounts of estrogen in them.

00:34:30.620 He has been attempting to force a transition onto him for the last five months in hopes that it would give him the opportunity to swoop in once he looked stronger and more manly in comparison.

00:34:40.620 Stupid caveman mindset that makes zero sense.

00:34:43.740 This tampering has caused confusion in thousands of dollars in medical bills the past months, trying to figure out what's wrong.

00:34:49.500 And basically, so the guy admitted it and they post some proof.

00:34:53.980 So basically, we're reaching a new stage.

00:34:57.200 We like to keep you guys updated on the new trans stuff, like trans men breastfeeding babies.

00:35:02.180 And then this is a new one, which is trans chemical warfare, trying to make someone else trans.

00:35:08.760 Yeah.

00:35:09.560 And so we've seen like –

00:35:10.680 So he could swoop in.

00:35:11.780 Yeah.

00:35:12.200 He wants it.

00:35:13.240 And then the band said, which is like a caveman idiot approach or whatever.

00:35:17.040 It's like it worked.

00:35:17.800 It sounds like it worked.

00:35:18.620 If the girl's boyfriend becomes filled with estrogen, I think she'll probably leave him.

00:35:23.680 Yeah.

00:35:23.960 It actually works.

00:35:25.320 It checks out.

00:35:26.360 It's like sound.

00:35:27.400 And, you know, we've done the bits before about stealing testosterone from the trans kid's locker to juice yourself up.

00:35:33.660 Yeah.

00:35:33.840 But never have we heard of sabotaging someone else with the opposite sex hormones.

00:35:37.820 And it's interesting because like this – obviously, this is not going to become a super common thing.

00:35:43.800 But like when you have all these drugs, the cross sex hormones, the opposite sex hormones out there and prescribed to people, it's like those chances, those options tick up.

00:35:53.640 Cutting the pre-workout with estrogen, that's wild shit to steal someone's girlfriend.

00:35:59.800 I know.

00:35:59.960 Wow.

00:36:00.260 And this is being done to us all every day as it is in the tap water.

00:36:03.780 I know.

00:36:04.120 So it looks bad and goes, oh, someone might read that and go, that's crazy.

00:36:07.740 Imagine if they did that to me.

00:36:09.160 What would happen?

00:36:10.100 Oh, man.

00:36:10.620 I can't believe this is going on.

00:36:12.000 It's already going on.

00:36:13.100 Yeah.

00:36:13.260 This is just the accelerated version.

00:36:15.080 Yeah.

00:36:15.480 The frogs are gay.

00:36:16.660 Alex Jones, he was right.

00:36:18.200 He absolutely nailed it.

00:36:19.400 Yeah.

00:36:19.580 All right.

00:36:19.880 Speaking of being poisoned and LGBTs, I saw this clip from – I think it was a 70s pride parade in San Francisco.

00:36:28.280 Yeah.

00:36:28.920 Check out all these gays.

00:36:31.160 Are you gay?

00:36:32.220 Yes, I am.

00:36:33.260 Are you gay?

00:36:34.140 Yes.

00:36:35.080 Are you gay?

00:36:36.040 No.

00:36:36.600 Are you gay?

00:36:37.260 Yes, I am.

00:36:38.140 Are you gay?

00:36:39.280 You?

00:36:39.960 Yes.

00:36:40.580 Are you gay?

00:36:41.400 Yes.

00:36:41.860 Are you gay?

00:36:42.800 Having a good time?

00:36:44.180 Are you gay?

00:36:45.280 Yes.

00:36:46.120 Having a good time?

00:36:47.120 Right on.

00:36:48.180 You bet.

00:36:49.760 Are you gay?

00:36:51.200 Those gay guys in the 70s are our best straight guys in 2024 in San Francisco.

00:36:58.120 Yeah.

00:36:58.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:58.920 I'll leave it as in San Francisco because obviously they're not better than us.

00:37:01.940 They're not better than good normal guys.

00:37:03.940 Of course not.

00:37:05.000 But man, they really fell off a cliff and developed their own culture and that culture is – it includes a fake voice, gayer outfits.

00:37:13.940 Twinkery.

00:37:14.560 More attention-seeking behavior.

00:37:16.520 And then that was influenced by black women, I think.

00:37:19.400 And now like they twerk and stuff.

00:37:21.060 They do all that gay shit.

00:37:22.280 Mm-hmm.

00:37:22.840 So –

00:37:23.780 What the fuck happened?

00:37:24.800 Our gays used to have honor and dignity.

00:37:28.320 Yeah.

00:37:28.860 Now they're banging twinks in the Senate hearing room shit.

00:37:31.860 They're going crazy and they're all twinkier than ever.

00:37:34.820 And it's like now instead of saying, hey, something's going on, we're getting poisoned here.

00:37:40.680 We're getting chemical warfare-ed.

00:37:42.260 Mm-hmm.

00:37:42.500 Why is everyone all this weird gay?

00:37:45.020 Everyone celebrates it.

00:37:46.360 They have a parade about it.

00:37:47.460 Yeah.

00:37:47.900 So they're celebrating instead.

00:37:49.780 As Frida, that singer from the 80s, said, there's something going on.

00:37:54.200 Mm-hmm.

00:37:54.660 No one's going to know that song.

00:37:56.220 Nobody does.

00:37:56.680 But it's a good song.

00:37:57.560 And there's something going on for sure.

00:38:00.680 All right.

00:38:00.920 Page two of housekeeping.

00:38:02.480 Structural racism section.

00:38:04.700 So there was a kid who got in trouble at a school for having hair too long.

00:38:09.280 And then people were saying it's examples of structural racism.

00:38:12.460 Anahuac, Texas.

00:38:13.720 Judge says Texas school's punishment of black student doesn't violate law banning race-based hair discrimination.

00:38:21.860 And then this lady, Muppet, whatever you want to call her, said, this is how systemic racism functions.

00:38:28.800 So let's go over it first.

00:38:30.360 Texas school has a law that says – or a rule.

00:38:34.200 It's not a law that says you can't have certain length of hair if you're a boy.

00:38:38.520 Mm-hmm.

00:38:38.820 Some black kid has long hair that he's been growing for a while, starts fighting it.

00:38:44.680 And then Texas has a rule about that you can't target black people for that same thing.

00:38:50.820 But the judge ends up going, hey, do they enforce this for white people?

00:38:55.100 Do they enforce this for black people?

00:38:56.800 Do they enforce this for Asian people?

00:38:58.400 And the judge goes, yeah.

00:39:00.400 So goodbye.

00:39:02.020 No lawsuit.

00:39:03.400 Yeah.

00:39:03.640 Rules are fine unless it affects a black person and then there's no rules allowed.

00:39:08.360 Yeah.

00:39:08.660 We can't have rules.

00:39:09.360 They have to do whatever they want.

00:39:10.120 Then we go to court because, yeah, it's not like some religious experience for having dreads.

00:39:14.920 Yeah.

00:39:15.200 And then Mimetic Sisyphus said, she's not wrong.

00:39:17.740 There's a rule.

00:39:18.620 You can't have your hair beyond a certain length.

00:39:20.740 A black kid has his hair beyond a certain length.

00:39:23.160 He's violated the rule.

00:39:24.560 Systemic racism just means any rule that has a negative consequence for a black person.

00:39:28.720 Exactly.

00:39:29.220 And you want to go to a high school with some stricter rules to better yourself.

00:39:32.980 Okay, cool.

00:39:33.980 But they can't make me follow any of those rules if I'm breaking them right now.

00:39:37.300 Yeah.

00:39:37.560 So, yeah, I want that strictness.

00:39:39.820 I want like a school that has honor and integrity and all that stuff, but I'm not, I ain't following

00:39:43.840 that hair thing.

00:39:44.700 Yeah.

00:39:45.100 But for, not for me.

00:39:46.060 Yeah.

00:39:46.420 I'm going to go to court for that.

00:39:47.780 Great.

00:39:48.580 And then another Mimetic Sisyphus tweet that kind of summed it up as well.

00:39:50.980 Yeah.

00:39:51.120 This is kind of a Mimetic Sisyphus banger, if you will, that applies to multiple situations.

00:39:55.780 But he says, it's hard for normal people to understand what progressives mean when they

00:39:59.720 say structural racism.

00:40:01.620 They mean any system that doesn't cater to the black community's current behavior patterns.

00:40:05.900 If black behavior patterns result in underachievement, it's the system that needs to change.

00:40:10.080 If reading to your kids helps them in school, then a system that rewards kids who enjoy reading

00:40:14.640 or doing their work is racist and needs to change.

00:40:17.380 The only rule is that you must never criticize black behavior.

00:40:20.200 The world needs to change to benefit their behavior.

00:40:22.060 I'm glad we don't follow that rule here on the show.

00:40:25.240 Yep.

00:40:25.840 We don't.

00:40:26.440 We really don't.

00:40:26.760 And then a lot of these stories end up being like a game of telephone.

00:40:30.200 A hundred percent.

00:40:31.000 And by the time it gets to like Rachel Maddow and Joy Reid, it's going to be like white prison

00:40:34.980 guard breaks arm of student and shaves his head.

00:40:38.560 This principal spit in a student's face and shaved his head.

00:40:41.900 Why?

00:40:42.340 Texas keeps getting away with it.

00:40:44.760 Exactly.

00:40:46.100 All right.

00:40:46.480 Another piece of this structural racism section is a sleep equity article.

00:40:51.120 Yeah, this article came out in the Say Hand Journal, which I had to verify was not satire.

00:40:57.260 I thought this was satire.

00:40:58.500 And it's a local publication in the Minneapolis area.

00:41:02.240 And it says black and brown Minnesotans get worse sleep than white people.

00:41:06.720 Researchers at the University of Minnesota say it's hurting their health, right?

00:41:11.020 And you might be wondering what's something going on.

00:41:13.360 Are they have like a metabolism issue?

00:41:16.120 Do they have a serotonin problem?

00:41:18.320 Do black people's diaphragms not, you know, have the same functionality?

00:41:23.000 Like, what is it?

00:41:23.540 Is there something physical?

00:41:24.520 Is something happening?

00:41:25.400 Must be.

00:41:25.880 If the article headline was that.

00:41:27.340 Please tell me.

00:41:28.080 And then the article goes on to say, one example, in Somali homes in the Twin Cities, smoke detectors

00:41:33.640 with low batteries beep around the clock.

00:41:36.320 Many believe the devices beep when they're working properly or that it's the landlord's responsibility

00:41:43.240 to fix them.

00:41:44.520 Such misinformation could be corrected with a community-wide effort.

00:41:47.200 So the chirping fire detector, which means the battery is low, is the landlord's responsibility.

00:41:53.500 And then these people aren't able to put a devolt battery into a slot?

00:41:58.460 You couldn't torture that information out of me.

00:42:01.060 That's like the most embarrassing thing ever.

00:42:03.020 And it's being quoted in the sleep inequality study that there's a constant chirping in their

00:42:08.280 house because they can't work a smoke detector.

00:42:10.880 It's pretty embarrassing.

00:42:11.900 And then another thing in this article, I just wanted to screenshot this.

00:42:17.040 The paragraph doesn't matter, but like one of the breakout says, working towards sleep

00:42:22.480 equity.

00:42:24.160 Isn't everyone just fucking on their own?

00:42:27.220 Do you sleep with anybody else?

00:42:28.620 Is there any buddy sleeping?

00:42:29.880 Like you, hey, me, you, Mike.

00:42:31.340 We're all going to sleep together after work.

00:42:33.140 Come on.

00:42:33.560 Let's get a nap.

00:42:34.460 We got to catch those Z's.

00:42:35.680 It's like every man for themself, it's the most solo thing there is.

00:42:39.560 And like, if I'm getting bad sleep and you're getting good sleep, it means like you're taking

00:42:43.780 good sleep from me.

00:42:45.280 So we have to like work to fix this as a pie chart.

00:42:48.380 Yeah.

00:42:48.580 And if I'm getting 99% good sleep, that means someone else is getting squeezed out.

00:42:52.920 Yeah.

00:42:53.400 Anybody can snooze guys.

00:42:54.840 It's not really a, and then their example is obviously a low frequency beeping or high

00:42:59.400 frequency rather, but man, crazy.

00:43:02.000 And it's crazy that they get people to admit to it.

00:43:04.480 It's like the most embarrassing thing.

00:43:06.120 It's like when you reveal, you answer something and then you reveal how little, you know, I

00:43:12.420 don't know.

00:43:12.740 I just, it couldn't be me.

00:43:13.820 It's very sad.

00:43:15.100 Yeah.

00:43:15.520 That's a good point.

00:43:16.720 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

00:43:18.620 We're moving on to urban decay.

00:43:19.920 It's going to get a little worse.

00:43:21.140 All right.

00:43:21.360 We have a pretty important urban too.

00:43:23.780 The guy who likes name brand clothes.

00:43:25.960 We'll just start with something.

00:43:27.040 Poppy.

00:43:28.340 You're not having a close.

00:43:29.680 Why did you want to give me some?

00:43:31.220 I would like to give you some if you don't have any clothes.

00:43:33.120 Okay, well, I'll be happy to take those.

00:43:34.780 What brand is that?

00:43:35.980 What brand?

00:43:36.840 Correct.

00:43:37.240 The clothes.

00:43:38.580 You want a brand?

00:43:39.900 You said you had clothes to give me.

00:43:41.640 So I would like some clothes that have, yeah, because I'm not homeless.

00:43:44.400 So I would like clothes with a brand.

00:43:46.060 I wear brand name clothes.

00:43:47.400 Okay.

00:43:47.740 So what kind of brands do you like?

00:43:49.000 I don't know.

00:43:49.460 What brands do you with here?

00:43:50.360 Wiping your ass with a bad attitude at the park?

00:43:53.620 That's bad.

00:43:54.620 Yeah.

00:43:55.020 There's not much commentary to be had here.

00:43:57.940 It's like, hmm, good, bad, good, bad, clear, bad, and no one's stopping it.

00:44:02.580 The guy wipes his ass, folds the piece of paper, wipes again.

00:44:05.980 He's wearing gloves, demanding brand name clothes because he's not homeless.

00:44:10.260 So if you're not homeless, you're wiping your ass in the park with the same used piece

00:44:14.220 of toilet paper.

00:44:15.460 So you are homeless and you just lied and you're going to jail.

00:44:20.040 This might be structural racism.

00:44:22.080 Yeah.

00:44:22.440 If you can't do that, that's the park.

00:44:24.140 What's the park for if it's not for wiping your ass while making eye contact with a stranger

00:44:28.160 on film?

00:44:29.100 And obviously everyone knows this is why you can't touch anything in cities.

00:44:33.760 Yeah.

00:44:34.320 Anything.

00:44:34.860 Some people do the hand wipes and the lotion because they're afraid of COVID or germs.

00:44:39.100 It's like, I'm afraid of the literal human shit that street rats are rubbing on stuff.

00:44:43.420 That's tough.

00:44:44.200 And that's when it was like in LA for me, it was a very high alert for human shit.

00:44:48.940 And there was one time I dropped my phone in a puddle that was like, it was toilet paper

00:44:54.940 shit and piss.

00:44:56.260 And I got him an Uber and my phone fell out of my lap and onto, into the puddle.

00:45:00.780 And then, um, I, I texted my mom saying what happened and she said, and she texted me the

00:45:06.840 next day, like, I keep thinking about your phone.

00:45:09.400 I can't believe it.

00:45:10.240 I'm so upset.

00:45:11.380 Just keep spraying it with like Windex.

00:45:14.680 Just keep spraying it.

00:45:16.180 And you know, what's funny is this like human shit feces problem.

00:45:19.220 It's very regional.

00:45:20.720 It's only San Francisco, LA, New York, where I assume this is filmed.

00:45:25.500 I haven't seen any human shit in Florida, so it must be a climate thing or something.

00:45:29.520 It must, must have something to do with, you know, the conditions you're currently in.

00:45:33.260 Or maybe it was because of, uh, separate but equal in the sixties, maybe civil rights.

00:45:38.640 Oh yeah.

00:45:39.160 Maybe because some stuff didn't get squared away where, um, black people were discriminated

00:45:43.180 against from getting bank loans.

00:45:44.740 That makes more sense.

00:45:46.180 Yeah.

00:45:46.620 Little Tulsa, the Tulsa massacre or whatever.

00:45:49.340 Black wall street.

00:45:50.380 Black wall street.

00:45:50.960 That's what it was.

00:45:52.220 Makes sense.

00:45:52.760 All right, let's go on to the, the Mexican gunfight.

00:45:56.060 This guy's outside of a restaurant talking shit to a Hispanic individual.

00:46:00.220 It's two Hispanic shit talkers, I believe.

00:46:02.600 Bro, it's funny, nigga.

00:46:04.140 You know what?

00:46:04.840 It's honestly funny, bro.

00:46:06.960 No, nigga.

00:46:07.680 I am not finna fight with a gun, bro.

00:46:09.560 We're gonna fight.

00:46:10.160 Just dab me up and we good.

00:46:11.820 No, nigga.

00:46:13.340 No, bro.

00:46:14.260 It's two of y'all versus one.

00:46:15.820 I tried to talk to y'all as men, bro.

00:46:17.980 And you called me a pussy.

00:46:19.240 That's why we started fighting.

00:46:20.180 Because you didn't want to talk because the alcohol is too strong for you, bro.

00:46:23.200 The alcohol is...

00:46:23.960 Remember that?

00:46:24.540 Remember what?

00:46:25.280 You called me a pussy.

00:46:26.440 Yes, bro.

00:46:27.240 And I call you a pussy right now.

00:46:29.240 Okay.

00:46:29.900 Look at you.

00:46:31.000 Hey, this nigga a bitch, bro.

00:46:34.760 You guys looking to die.

00:46:36.760 You can't...

00:46:37.460 You're telling him he can't handle the alcohol.

00:46:39.340 He's flashing, brandishing a gun.

00:46:41.220 And you're gonna call him a pussy right now?

00:46:42.840 You call him a pussy and say, you're a pussy because you're too drunk.

00:46:46.080 As he pulls out the gun, you're telling him he's too drunk.

00:46:49.440 He goes, you could dab me up right now.

00:46:51.220 No, we're good.

00:46:51.820 I would have taken that deal.

00:46:53.060 Yeah.

00:46:53.320 All right, man.

00:46:54.380 Have a good night.

00:46:55.360 No hard feelings.

00:46:56.620 Nobody's...

00:46:57.180 Like, that's the thing, too.

00:46:58.320 There's the upside and downside risk, right?

00:47:00.840 That you need to be constantly analyzing for any situation, right?

00:47:04.120 What's the upside of, like, acting hard and calling this guy a pussy?

00:47:08.520 Yeah.

00:47:09.080 Nobody punks me.

00:47:10.060 I'm not no bitch that nobody sees.

00:47:12.500 You're outside, like, Texas Roadhouse or some chain restaurant.

00:47:15.100 I don't get punked outside Chili's.

00:47:17.480 Yeah.

00:47:17.820 And then, like, the downside is literally bleeding to death outside of a Chili's.

00:47:21.720 Shot by some idiot with nothing to lose.

00:47:23.620 Yeah.

00:47:24.020 And then he'll be, you know...

00:47:25.600 He'll be let go.

00:47:26.400 He'll plea down or something, you know?

00:47:27.980 He'll be in San Francisco next week.

00:47:29.880 So, I mean, you guys have to be constantly doing a cost-benefit analysis.

00:47:33.820 And that includes for you female joggers out there.

00:47:36.000 Am I in a sanctuary city?

00:47:37.580 Are there violent criminals?

00:47:38.880 Is this a blue state?

00:47:40.140 Is this Florida?

00:47:41.420 Is this the Tampa Lakefront?

00:47:43.220 Yes, I can jog there, you know?

00:47:45.140 Yeah.

00:47:45.420 Are you seeing a lot of migrants from third world countries with backpacks and bicycles lately?

00:47:50.500 Yeah.

00:47:50.700 Is anybody loitering with, like, paperwork that's a certain color and they all have the same manila envelope, you know?

00:47:57.200 And they're kind of looking at you like this.

00:47:58.660 Yeah.

00:47:59.040 That's a migrant zone.

00:48:00.500 No jogging there, right?

00:48:01.800 But this kid's got a death wish.

00:48:03.600 Yeah.

00:48:03.960 Well, at least we have the cops to protect us.

00:48:06.480 Moving on to our next story.

00:48:08.120 This cop was arrested and says, on-duty cop arrested for shoplifting while in uniform.

00:48:13.920 It's embarrassing for the department, was the quote.

00:48:16.480 Okay.

00:48:16.740 So, this was a Mississippi cop who was arrested by her colleagues for allegedly shoplifting sneakers while on-duty and in uniform.

00:48:23.420 So, crazy risk there.

00:48:25.620 And it was Dick's sporting goods.

00:48:27.380 She was stealing sneakers, $140 pair of tennis shoes.

00:48:31.420 The chief said, we're putting her in jail.

00:48:33.340 It's embarrassing for the department, but we're going to treat her like we would anybody else, obviously.

00:48:36.800 And then this cop was detained by the clerk at Dick's.

00:48:39.940 Yeah.

00:48:40.300 And then she was brought into the police station in the back of her own police cruiser.

00:48:44.360 Yeah.

00:48:44.640 So, one of the funnier parts of it is someone at Dick's is just like, I need a hero.

00:48:49.880 And he sees a cop shoplifting and he's like, you're detained, miss.

00:48:53.120 He outranked a cop.

00:48:54.660 Citizen's arrest.

00:48:55.380 Yeah.

00:48:55.720 The Dick's employee outranked and detained the cop and called the other cops.

00:49:00.080 And yeah, hilariously, she was like handcuffed and driven off in her own squad car just in the back this time.

00:49:08.200 So.

00:49:08.520 Yep.

00:49:08.740 But this, I guess, is the community policing I hear so much about.

00:49:12.800 Yeah.

00:49:12.980 How we need community policing.

00:49:14.500 This is probably what it'll look like.

00:49:15.540 And obviously, don't tell the band of brothers this.

00:49:19.080 It'll break their hearts.

00:49:20.580 Easy company.

00:49:21.380 If they found out a cop was stealing from Dick's sporting goods.

00:49:24.160 In Mississippi.

00:49:26.560 You'll break that guy's hearts.

00:49:28.260 Yep.

00:49:28.860 They stormed Normandy just for this woman to shop with.

00:49:32.320 They stormed Normandy for this.

00:49:33.640 And also, remember back in the day, like a dirty cop?

00:49:36.340 Yeah.

00:49:36.920 He'd be like, ah, this guy's dirty.

00:49:38.560 He placed a gun on the crime scene.

00:49:40.600 Yeah.

00:49:40.900 He planted drugs.

00:49:41.820 Hey, man, there was 20,000 in that envelope.

00:49:44.460 Why is there only 10 now?

00:49:45.880 Yeah.

00:49:46.280 Now the dirty cops just rob you in their uniform.

00:49:48.920 Well, yeah.

00:49:49.540 And it's, it's, again, it's like the low level heist.

00:49:52.180 You could tell this lady's low IQ because it's just like, I mean, I'm sure there's been

00:49:56.820 an instance in her policing career where she's come across $10,000, $20,000 in some weird

00:50:01.840 instance, but it's like, nah, I'll just take the tennis shoes.

00:50:04.700 It's not your typical dirty cop.

00:50:06.820 So good.

00:50:07.780 Just another crooked cop stealing from dicks on shift.

00:50:10.780 Just crazy, in the, drove the cop car up wearing the cop outfit.

00:50:14.540 Yeah.

00:50:15.620 Crazy.

00:50:16.160 Crazy.

00:50:16.340 All right.

00:50:16.620 Let's go on to our next few stories.

00:50:18.560 These next clips are examples of moms being bad examples for their sons.

00:50:23.340 Yeah.

00:50:23.860 The first one's at Wendy's.

00:50:25.360 Yeah.

00:50:25.500 Let's see how this goes.

00:50:26.720 I can't.

00:50:27.340 I can't.

00:50:28.040 You didn't even tell me about doing anything to rectify the situation.

00:50:32.140 Not going to do it.

00:50:32.620 Fuck you, bitch.

00:50:33.360 Not going to do it.

00:50:33.940 And you have no face.

00:50:34.560 Somebody give me the number.

00:50:35.840 To your general manager.

00:50:36.960 Nope.

00:50:37.420 Bitch, like I said, every time I come in here, you fucking yelling at somebody.

00:50:41.300 Bitch, I come here every day for my lunch break.

00:50:45.420 Eat me, bitch.

00:50:47.500 You can say that shit walking away.

00:50:51.120 Now, how about that?

00:50:52.880 Fuck all this shit, bitch.

00:50:56.120 Fuck it all.

00:50:57.720 Call her.

00:50:58.380 Call her.

00:50:59.120 Call her.

00:51:00.020 Call her.

00:51:00.520 Call her.

00:51:00.600 Call her.

00:51:01.480 Call her.

00:51:01.600 Call her.

00:51:02.040 Call her.

00:51:03.560 Now, pick it up, bitch.

00:51:05.280 Pick it all up.

00:51:06.760 Pick it the fuck up, bitch.

00:51:10.260 I ain't destroy shit.

00:51:11.500 I'm making it messy in this motherfucker.

00:51:13.480 Call the fucking police.

00:51:15.140 Call her.

00:51:16.160 Call her.

00:51:17.280 Call her.

00:51:18.340 Call her.

00:51:19.040 Call her.

00:51:19.520 Ma'am, this is literally a Wendy's.

00:51:22.960 What would Wendy's have to do for you to do an equivalent freak out of that?

00:51:28.220 They would have to feed my kid a burger with maggots in it that my kid already ate.

00:51:36.240 And then I would go tell them and they would tell me to fuck off.

00:51:39.840 Yeah.

00:51:40.120 Call you a racial slur.

00:51:42.020 Yeah.

00:51:42.360 Call me in.

00:51:43.280 Yeah.

00:51:43.700 Fuck out of here, Ann.

00:51:45.240 What?

00:51:46.220 And even then, I think you just go, what?

00:51:48.760 What happened here?

00:51:49.680 Then I would go, you guys are so fucked.

00:51:51.980 I'm calling corporate.

00:51:52.700 And I would go to corporate and I would document everything, take photos, put everything in plastic

00:51:57.000 bags, and then I would make $10 million off a lawsuit.

00:52:01.980 Maybe.

00:52:02.380 Take pictures of the maggots and document it.

00:52:04.600 I would.

00:52:04.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:52:05.760 So there's no world where that is my reaction.

00:52:09.160 I like where she says, I'm not breaking anything.

00:52:11.400 I'm just making a mess.

00:52:12.800 Yeah.

00:52:13.300 Yeah.

00:52:13.480 Oh, you're covered.

00:52:14.380 Yeah.

00:52:14.740 No.

00:52:15.160 The cops, they'll side with you on a technicality.

00:52:18.460 Yeah.

00:52:18.840 What are you talking about?

00:52:19.440 She did just make a mess.

00:52:21.080 Here's the face of an exhausted white employee right there.

00:52:24.740 Yep.

00:52:25.080 And you see the other patrons in the place?

00:52:27.000 Of course.

00:52:27.860 Yeah.

00:52:28.320 They're tired of it.

00:52:29.400 That worker, you get tired of it real quick.

00:52:33.460 And the medic system has had a good point about this too.

00:52:35.660 Well, I mean, and that's the thing.

00:52:37.520 A restaurant freak out or a freak out in a place of business is a dime a dozen for a certain

00:52:42.220 sector of American trashy people, you know?

00:52:45.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:52:45.980 But so the broader point here is, which Mimetic Sisyphus brought attention to, he said one

00:52:50.680 of those silly phrases feminists came up with was, teach your boys not to do obviously bad

00:52:55.740 thing.

00:52:56.080 Like teach boys not to rape or teach boys not to fight, whatever.

00:53:00.920 The thing is, most parents do.

00:53:02.660 My parents instilled in me the very basic notions of don't harm others.

00:53:06.460 And that actually covers all the things that feminists want you to do.

00:53:09.940 But there are many, many moms like this who feel it's okay to destroy a McDonald's, Wendy's,

00:53:15.480 over a minor inconvenience.

00:53:17.460 Just remember when you're jogging alone at night, her kid is out there along with millions

00:53:21.980 like him.

00:53:23.200 That's such a good point.

00:53:24.500 And I mean, yeah.

00:53:25.060 What do you think, you know, kids when they internalize something, they go, mom got in

00:53:28.520 a fight.

00:53:29.700 Yeah.

00:53:30.060 Like, does that kid go home and think, wow, mom's a psycho.

00:53:33.220 That was crazy.

00:53:34.320 Or does he think, man, that bitch at Wendy's didn't do what we wanted and she deserved

00:53:39.000 that.

00:53:39.380 Better not disrespect my family.

00:53:41.780 Better not disrespect us.

00:53:43.180 Yeah.

00:53:43.440 So what kind of lessons are kids learning with freak parents like this?

00:53:47.880 And what sort of behavior patterns are they internalizing?

00:53:51.160 And then that kid, eventually he's as big as Michael or the blind side.

00:53:55.100 That's a good point.

00:53:55.900 And he's waiting in a dark alley at night for what?

00:53:58.740 I don't know.

00:53:59.780 And everyone else.

00:54:00.240 And I'm not saying he's going to be a criminal, but he's more likely based on this.

00:54:05.300 His likeliness radar based on a mom destroying a Wendy's and walking out like, come on, baby.

00:54:09.520 I've never seen my mom anywhere, obviously, near that mad.

00:54:13.240 Or my dad even.

00:54:14.360 Ever.

00:54:15.260 Nothing would ever require us to smash up the Wendy's.

00:54:18.220 Yeah.

00:54:18.540 The plastic seats restaurant that you can't even really do damage to.

00:54:23.300 Yeah.

00:54:23.700 It's not the time.

00:54:24.400 It's called no class.

00:54:25.580 Yeah.

00:54:25.740 Class isn't money, but she doesn't have either.

00:54:28.140 Exactly.

00:54:28.540 All right.

00:54:29.320 Let's move on to the hairdresser freak out.

00:54:33.080 Yeah.

00:54:33.300 This is in the same vein, but the woman controlled herself at the last minute.

00:54:37.860 You see how I'm shaking?

00:54:39.400 You don't want me to get mad.

00:54:41.440 Because I'll tie this bitch up.

00:54:43.940 I will.

00:54:45.160 I'll tie this bitch up.

00:54:46.940 From the fuck to the ruler.

00:54:49.000 You don't fuck with me.

00:54:50.480 You the fuck?

00:54:51.520 What you doing?

00:54:52.980 I'll tie this bitch up.

00:54:55.020 What did she say?

00:54:55.700 From the what to the what?

00:54:56.520 I think she said from the Rhone to the Louvre.

00:54:59.780 The Rhone is a river in France, and then the Louvre is an art museum.

00:55:03.840 I think she mispronounced it and called it Louvre.

00:55:05.780 Okay.

00:55:06.180 So it was a classical French reference.

00:55:07.720 A classical French reference.

00:55:08.800 From the Rhone to the Louvre.

00:55:10.280 Yeah.

00:55:10.520 All right.

00:55:10.780 Let me keep playing it.

00:55:12.700 Let me keep playing it.

00:55:14.060 You better keep your motherfucking ass down.

00:55:16.180 We'll get it at one home.

00:55:17.620 She sits back down like.

00:55:19.800 Like you're going to get your hair cut now.

00:55:20.980 I just jumped up and threatened the entire establishment, tear this place up, and now finish the haircut.

00:55:26.400 Yeah.

00:55:27.100 The entitlement is insane.

00:55:28.580 It's like, excuse me, miss.

00:55:29.580 Like you almost just freaked out and punched our hairstylist.

00:55:32.940 Like you can't come back here ever again.

00:55:34.960 Don't you get that?

00:55:35.620 You called her a little white bitch.

00:55:37.020 Yeah.

00:55:37.340 We're all white.

00:55:38.500 Yeah.

00:55:38.840 What are you talking about?

00:55:40.040 Please leave.

00:55:41.100 Yeah.

00:55:41.400 Imagine your barber was black and you said like, oh, you black bitch.

00:55:44.680 And you sat back in the chair like, all right, barber.

00:55:46.500 Finish it.

00:55:47.100 Can you do the haircut?

00:55:47.620 Yeah.

00:55:48.360 Give me the fade.

00:55:49.340 I don't think so.

00:55:51.000 All right.

00:55:51.280 Last one of this section.

00:55:52.400 The 7-Eleven freak out.

00:55:53.500 Another mom in front of her kid.

00:55:55.580 Bitch, I'm here for 45 minutes playing with your ass.

00:55:58.280 And now you're going to give me something?

00:55:59.640 Bitch, you got me fucked up.

00:56:01.000 You got me fucked up.

00:56:02.280 Standing on shit.

00:56:03.200 Stop playing with me.

00:56:05.000 Bitch, give me shit.

00:56:06.440 The fuck you thought?

00:56:07.760 Starting over, hoe.

00:56:09.100 Talk to you.

00:56:10.940 Talk to you.

00:56:12.260 Put the bags of those.

00:56:14.300 What?

00:56:15.020 What?

00:56:15.880 You can give me some bags.

00:56:16.980 You can do whatever the fuck you want to do around this bitch.

00:56:18.900 What the fuck?

00:56:19.400 What y'all want?

00:56:20.760 What you want?

00:56:23.160 Touch a kid.

00:56:23.920 I'm going to fuck you up.

00:56:26.240 What the fuck you want?

00:56:27.980 Let him see you.

00:56:29.120 Hey.

00:56:29.820 Touch him.

00:56:30.540 I'm going to fuck you up.

00:56:31.620 You got the wrong one.

00:56:32.660 Touch him.

00:56:33.620 Touch him.

00:56:34.620 Touch him.

00:56:35.240 That's what you're going to teach your kid.

00:56:36.460 Touch him.

00:56:37.060 That's what you're going to teach your kid.

00:56:38.620 That's what you're going to teach your kid.

00:56:39.100 I'm like that.

00:56:42.680 Let's stop it there.

00:56:43.780 Is there anything else to happen?

00:56:44.700 I can't stand that voice.

00:56:46.480 Yeah.

00:56:46.740 And the guy calls it out.

00:56:47.940 He rightfully calls it out.

00:56:48.660 That's what you're going to teach your kids?

00:56:50.360 Yeah.

00:56:50.780 And you see how in the beginning she was getting in his face and he just went like this and

00:56:54.840 like turned and didn't have eye contact.

00:56:57.200 It's like that's how you deal with like a bull.

00:56:59.780 Yeah.

00:57:00.180 An animal.

00:57:01.400 I know.

00:57:01.860 I was going to say a gorilla.

00:57:03.260 Turn your face.

00:57:03.780 But you can't do that.

00:57:05.320 Yeah.

00:57:05.520 You can on this show.

00:57:06.580 But like that's what they do when they're in the woods and then a gorilla walks by.

00:57:10.860 They like look down and don't say anything.

00:57:12.340 Yeah.

00:57:12.720 You hold your hand out like like the Planet of the Apes thing or whatever.

00:57:17.000 So like that no eye contact and look away actually like got him.

00:57:20.940 Kind of got him out of it.

00:57:22.060 Got him out of it or at least like de-escalated because then she walked away for a second.

00:57:26.580 Yeah.

00:57:26.960 So and then.

00:57:27.660 Very primal.

00:57:28.160 And then you see like the headlines of like a 17 year old kid who stole four cars and did

00:57:33.360 X, Y, Z.

00:57:34.320 And you wonder like in what environment could this kid possibly like have sprouted?

00:57:37.980 Where does, how does a 17 year old, oh he got involved with the bad older boys and it's

00:57:42.920 like yeah well his mom's this.

00:57:44.860 The older boys are over there selling drugs on a corner and but they have the cool shoes.

00:57:50.460 Yeah.

00:57:50.700 So I don't know.

00:57:51.660 Where's he going to go?

00:57:53.000 When you're raised and you're brought to the store with nothing but a pampon.

00:57:57.100 Yeah.

00:57:57.520 Maybe you ain't got nothing but a pampon.

00:57:59.420 That's what happens.

00:58:00.000 That's what you turn into.

00:58:00.840 Yeah.

00:58:01.020 But don't get too down or too depressed.

00:58:02.840 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

00:58:04.300 There's like a squirrel.

00:58:05.580 There's, you know, there's a fish that jumps.

00:58:08.960 Uplifting gold is actually uplifting this week.

00:58:11.260 First things first.

00:58:11.980 Let's go to the cop postgame clip.

00:58:14.580 Yeah.

00:58:14.900 Cop.

00:58:15.440 This is Port St. Lucie, I believe, in Florida and where cops can still be cops.

00:58:20.300 You know, Toys R Us where kids can still be kids.

00:58:22.660 Florida is where cops can still be cops.

00:58:24.740 And this Port St. Lucie guy does a postgame interview with the suspect in the back corner.

00:58:31.120 So let's.

00:58:31.460 St. Lucie County Sheriff Keith Pearson, Franklin Sanders, and his juvenile companion thought they were going to come through St. Lucie County with the stolen vehicle, with the Broward Task Force on their tail.

00:58:41.100 Ain't happening.

00:58:41.880 Although this is an M5 and it's super fast, we got the scat pack out.

00:58:45.260 Hey, what'd you think?

00:58:46.580 Good?

00:58:47.340 Yeah, no comment.

00:58:48.480 Although this car hits speeds of 160 miles an hour, the scat pack took him down.

00:58:52.380 We want to say shout out to the Broward County Sheriff's Office, Osceola County Sheriff's Office, Indian River County Sheriff's Office for making sure we put this bad guy behind bars where he belongs.

00:58:59.780 And that's pretty good.

00:59:01.100 And that's a seized vehicle.

00:59:02.380 So they have a scat pack.

00:59:03.460 They have a pimped out like fast car.

00:59:05.480 They seize your fast car and then they use it as a cop car.

00:59:08.640 That's the kind of chain migration I like.

00:59:10.520 That's good Americana.

00:59:11.600 I know.

00:59:12.020 And look at this kid.

00:59:12.740 He's covering his head with dreads.

00:59:14.040 What do you think?

00:59:14.820 What do you think?

00:59:15.520 I just be like, you got.

00:59:16.800 Honestly, if the kid said like, good game, you got me.

00:59:19.440 That would have been funny.

00:59:20.360 Maybe you get let off a little easier.

00:59:21.880 Yeah.

00:59:22.440 All right.

00:59:22.760 Let's go on to the next.

00:59:24.160 There's two Chinese clips.

00:59:25.600 One's Chinese structural integrity.

00:59:29.220 So you have some scaffolding or whatever, and it's tied to a little plant.

00:59:35.940 It looks like it's OK.

00:59:37.600 There's a reason why all the LiveLeak videos you see have little Chinese captions on them.

00:59:42.180 That's a good point.

00:59:42.600 Where a guy gets squished by a giant scaffolding.

00:59:45.540 Yeah.

00:59:45.840 But there is good stuff from China.

00:59:47.380 They do try and copy our stuff and they get pretty close.

00:59:50.480 I love you like a summer night.

00:59:55.300 If you doubt yourself, then indeed, you stand on shaky 11 grand.

01:00:04.660 Bluebeam.

01:00:06.240 Planted.

01:00:08.160 Beauty planted.

01:00:12.140 Wedding invitation.

01:00:14.460 Anna and John.

01:00:16.200 You're so sweet.

01:00:21.980 You're so sweet.

01:00:23.700 Very sweet.

01:00:26.640 Traveling.

01:00:28.600 Traveling.

01:00:30.360 That's good.

01:00:32.120 That's good.

01:00:32.960 They try.

01:00:33.660 They try.

01:00:34.460 They try to rip off intellectual property.

01:00:36.320 They ballpark it.

01:00:37.500 They get it approximately right.

01:00:39.180 Who am I to judge?

01:00:40.760 Hey, I would buy those clothes.

01:00:43.160 You would.

01:00:43.880 I would wear that shit.

01:00:44.860 But it's like actually what I'm looking for.

01:00:47.500 So it's actually not crazy at all.

01:00:49.280 Ice football.

01:00:50.580 I don't know what this is called.

01:00:52.620 Do you know what it's called?

01:00:53.300 Ice football.

01:00:53.840 Ice football.

01:00:54.460 Football hockey.

01:00:59.280 And they don't have skates.

01:01:00.740 They're just in shoes, it looks like.

01:01:02.580 And it's very hard to run.

01:01:07.240 There's a kick.

01:01:08.060 You can't run up to it.

01:01:09.140 You can kick an extra point.

01:01:11.340 Nice.

01:01:20.740 Taunting.

01:01:22.180 Oh, he snapped it over his head.

01:01:23.780 It's all in German.

01:01:25.260 Oh, he doesn't let that one go.

01:01:28.680 Oh, no.

01:01:29.660 Nine.

01:01:30.240 Nine.

01:01:30.500 it's so slow change of direction

01:01:40.700 wow and that's german i'm assuming oh of course but that change of direction and that speed if

01:01:55.560 you have any momentum going forward touchdown it's a breakout smart that's pretty good um the

01:02:00.300 gay teacher got fired this is one of the most obnoxious gay tiktok creators who we have who

01:02:05.220 says they're non-binary and we have covered multiple times on the podcast and we've cooked

01:02:09.180 them on the show yeah and now they're fired yep so this counts as a scout was recently hate crimes

01:02:15.440 for being queer and as a result of me being hate crimes for being queer it ultimately led to me

01:02:21.520 being fired for my job as a high school substitute teacher

01:02:25.560 i hate making content like this i love making people laugh and smile and forget about all their

01:02:38.180 troubles i love helping people feel comfortable in their bodies and always preach that there's

01:02:45.400 nothing ever wrong with being you and that you should always identify and do the things that

01:02:51.720 make you happy and feel most like you well you're fired yeah get the fuck out here's your box of your

01:02:58.120 little shitty gay knickknacks you no longer have access to high school kids yeah and you got fired

01:03:03.540 as from your job as a substitute teacher yeah i was the victim of a hate crime and then i got fired from

01:03:08.840 my job and it's like are you sure yeah are you sure that's what happened victim of a hate crime

01:03:14.600 yeah yeah and your job wasn't even a real job you weren't a full-time you're a babysitter you're a

01:03:20.400 babysitter and you're trying to make the kids trans you couldn't even hold it in and they were just

01:03:24.160 like it's fine because so fucked up situations we're in but you're actually fired yep all right

01:03:31.240 last clip of the whole show the guy sniffing paint watch this it's over here sniffing paint are you

01:03:37.040 huh you're not the idiot that's over here sniffing paint no i'm not the idiot sniffing paint yeah

01:03:41.760 because there's an idiot over here with the white mask sniffing paint not me dude it does look like

01:03:48.040 this asshole huh look 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 49 50 51 52 52 and then and that's it then look right here

01:04:02.080 buddy and uh let's do three jumping jacks and that's it what the fuck is this what the hell you doing

01:04:09.660 with walmart shit on act like you're flying

01:04:11.880 can you believe it that oh no that's it that's it buddy show me better show me better

01:04:22.180 all right that's the good prank what they make them do workouts you wear the walmart outfit that

01:04:37.760 make them do like jumping jacks and counting steps and you know wait what's going on you need me to do

01:04:43.620 three jumping jacks and spin around to prove i wasn't sniffing paint i'm beginning to think this

01:04:48.880 is a bit yeah but i like that especially if you can get them to do it i don't know if i like that

01:04:53.460 fucking with old men oh yeah that's bad minorities fucking with old white men it better be a very

01:04:59.100 intelligent prank for me to to get me on board personally personally i can i can agree with that

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - February 27, 2024

THE DANGERS OF SLEEP EQUITY

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