Fleccas Talks Podcast - August 06, 2024


THE DEMOCRATS RADICAL BASE


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 7 minutes

Words per Minute

187.61563

Word Count

12,575

Sentence Count

1,603

Misogynist Sentences

59

Hate Speech Sentences

76


Summary

Kamala Harris's campaign is chugging along, we're going to go over her new VP pick, the protests continue in the UK, and a guy lost his dog to a pack of coyotes. And last but not least, in urban decay, stupid urban youths are getting stupider with a new way of getting high.


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00:00:30.000 All right, welcome back to Flock and Socks podcast episode 190 today on the show.
00:00:36.340 Kamala Harris's campaign is chugging along.
00:00:38.860 We're going to go over her new VP pick.
00:00:41.080 Then protests continue in the UK.
00:00:43.520 We're going to go over how the police response is different for the UK protesters
00:00:48.220 versus the Muslim migrants that continuously protest.
00:00:51.860 Then in Cringe of the Week, this guy lost his dog to a pack of coyotes.
00:00:56.680 We're going to tell you where he went wrong.
00:00:58.160 And last but not least, in urban decay, stupid urban youths are getting more stupider
00:01:04.340 with a new way of getting high.
00:01:06.200 We're going to tell you everything you need to know.
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00:02:25.820 Let's get into housekeeping.
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00:02:32.740 Yeah.
00:02:32.980 A lot of good stuff in today's episode, too.
00:02:35.020 We're going to be going over Kamala's husband.
00:02:37.200 Oh, her husband.
00:02:38.400 Doug Emhoff.
00:02:39.140 Lots of stuff there.
00:02:39.900 Yeah, a little scandal brewing.
00:02:41.320 And also, episode 190 feels like a, you know, getting close to 200.
00:02:46.320 It feels like a milestone of some kind, right?
00:02:48.120 It does.
00:02:49.060 Is there ever a world where we stop numbering them and just kind of say, like, this episode, episode Y, episode Z?
00:02:54.880 Nah, it's going to go forever.
00:02:55.880 All right.
00:02:56.380 So once you get to a certain point, it's like episode 542,000.
00:03:02.280 The number is going to be, like, a big part of the title.
00:03:04.440 All right.
00:03:05.100 All right.
00:03:05.500 We have a lot to get to.
00:03:06.500 As I'm sure you guys have noticed, the economy seems to be slightly crashing.
00:03:10.820 Yeah.
00:03:10.940 The markets are down.
00:03:12.380 Crypto's down.
00:03:13.560 The cost of everything goes up.
00:03:15.520 Inflation sucks.
00:03:16.820 It's hard to buy a house.
00:03:18.000 Yeah.
00:03:18.540 Lots of tough stuff.
00:03:19.600 Those are the big issues right there.
00:03:20.920 House and food.
00:03:22.360 I mean, that's pretty important stuff, right?
00:03:25.400 Yep.
00:03:25.840 And one of the most important parts of food is breakfast food.
00:03:29.660 Demi's $18 breakfast platter, the Lumberjack Slam, is up from $5.99.
00:03:35.620 That's a 3X.
00:03:36.880 Yeah.
00:03:37.340 And I actually read somewhere in this article that someone from the 1990s, like an old grandpa,
00:03:43.200 said it used to be $1.99.
00:03:45.720 So even worse.
00:03:47.240 That's like a shit coin return.
00:03:49.580 I know.
00:03:50.500 3X in not a lot of time.
00:03:53.140 Yes.
00:03:53.720 And that's Denny's.
00:03:54.640 That's shit food.
00:03:56.900 That's bad.
00:03:57.740 It's not even good.
00:03:58.460 You're paying, like, $18.99 a family of four is, what, $75 out the door?
00:04:02.380 Exactly.
00:04:02.940 He used to go to Denny's with a family of four, and you feed everyone for, like, 20-something
00:04:06.240 bucks.
00:04:06.760 Yeah.
00:04:07.320 Now Denny's is more expensive, so what's the point of going to get shit food?
00:04:11.120 Might as well just get normal food.
00:04:12.520 Yeah.
00:04:12.780 And that's the trade-off, right?
00:04:15.220 It's, like, fast and easy, and it's, like, 20 bucks now?
00:04:18.340 I can't do that.
00:04:19.600 I can't do McDonald's.
00:04:20.520 McDonald's actually just had a same-store sales decline for the first time in a long time,
00:04:24.940 partially due to prices.
00:04:26.240 I've been paying attention to that stock.
00:04:28.280 Yeah.
00:04:28.800 Everything else has been nuked in the stock market, so I don't know.
00:04:33.100 Not good.
00:04:34.040 And then I saw one of the tweet replies, someone who owned a restaurant, and they were going
00:04:37.340 over how their costs compared from 2020 to 2024.
00:04:40.660 Can you read some of the highlights?
00:04:41.740 Yeah.
00:04:42.060 And this is all, like, staples for a restaurant owner.
00:04:44.720 Lettuce, chicken tenders, motte sticks, blue cheese dressing, ranch dressing, these cups,
00:04:49.360 a takeout container, and on 7-20, July 2020 versus July 2024, everything in total is a 91%
00:04:58.740 increase.
00:04:59.640 So, four short years, that's, you know, 25% a year, basically inflation on food costs.
00:05:06.180 Well, at least you could just replace the real ingredients with, like, synthetic processed
00:05:09.800 crap and seed oils.
00:05:11.340 That's the goal for some of them.
00:05:13.000 That's the goal.
00:05:14.020 Yep.
00:05:14.340 And then, speaking of the economy, you know how Joe Biden always touts his great job numbers?
00:05:19.980 Yeah.
00:05:20.400 But then they always get revised a few weeks later, and then no one really talks about
00:05:23.800 it.
00:05:23.920 They just go, oh, great job numbers.
00:05:25.300 And then, like, four days later, they go, oh, actually, instead of adding 300,000, we
00:05:29.320 lost 20,000.
00:05:30.440 Yeah.
00:05:30.600 We have to revise that down to 20,000, and it all went to foreigners.
00:05:34.220 Yeah.
00:05:34.720 They're all foreigners, and they're part-time foreigner jobs.
00:05:37.320 Exactly.
00:05:37.600 So, that's the Bidenomics of it.
00:05:39.340 So, can you read the highlight there of what happened?
00:05:41.500 Yeah.
00:05:41.980 This is from another revision.
00:05:43.360 The June and May job number, jobs reports were just revised lower by an additional 29,000
00:05:50.480 jobs.
00:05:51.320 Five out of the last six jobs reports have now been revised lower per Zero Hedge.
00:05:56.200 In fact, 10 out of the last 14 job reports have now been revised lower.
00:06:01.000 So, not only is the unemployment now at a three-year high, but revisions are the new normal.
00:06:05.960 So, there's no money.
00:06:08.040 It's trying to.
00:06:09.400 There's no money.
00:06:10.240 The money's not worth anything.
00:06:11.740 You can't afford a house.
00:06:12.720 You can't afford food.
00:06:14.540 There's millions of illegals here that you're fully paying for to live in hotels and have
00:06:18.740 a nicer life than you.
00:06:20.380 But at least Kamala is brat.
00:06:22.900 Yeah.
00:06:23.280 Oh, she's a black woman and also Indian.
00:06:25.760 So, those things are good.
00:06:27.080 So, you have to vote for her now.
00:06:28.340 Yeah, exactly.
00:06:29.160 Her skin is darker than Trump's.
00:06:31.520 Forget all those other things.
00:06:33.240 That's what you have to vote on.
00:06:34.340 Imagine Trump came into office and just said, I'm giving a tax break to anyone who goes back
00:06:38.940 to 2019 prices.
00:06:40.680 And it's like all these chains that have like the documents and they have to verify it.
00:06:44.600 That would be lit.
00:06:45.340 Yeah.
00:06:45.540 Give them a free tax break.
00:06:46.520 I don't know.
00:06:46.960 Something.
00:06:47.700 That would be very lit.
00:06:48.920 All right.
00:06:49.440 We're getting into the Kamala section.
00:06:50.700 Speaking of Kamala and her skin color, a lot of conservatives who don't fully get it think
00:06:56.260 when Trump attacks Kamala for pretending to be black, that it's like a losing argument
00:07:00.440 and it's not very good and we should be leading with policy.
00:07:03.080 Yeah.
00:07:03.540 You know, people think like, I don't know, do they think the urban vote cares about policy?
00:07:07.620 Maybe we should write a paper for them to read or maybe they haven't finished The Wealth
00:07:10.720 of Nations by Adam Smith.
00:07:12.080 Yeah.
00:07:12.520 They haven't read the footnotes yet.
00:07:14.100 They have a lot of work to do.
00:07:15.100 Post-it notes on each page.
00:07:16.420 Yeah, exactly.
00:07:17.780 That's not how you win those people over.
00:07:19.460 Um, I think they would care about Kamala pretending to be black to trick them into voting for
00:07:25.920 her.
00:07:26.260 That sounds like something I wouldn't want to be swindled on if I was an interstate, if
00:07:29.300 I was chilling at a barbershop, let's say.
00:07:31.420 Exactly.
00:07:31.960 Which takes us to our next clip.
00:07:33.580 Is Kamala going to make you, uh, a little more likely or less likely to vote Democrat?
00:07:40.100 Hold on, hold on, hold on, is Kamala black?
00:07:42.620 Yes or no?
00:07:44.420 I'm going to let her speak on that.
00:07:46.800 But to me, no.
00:07:48.160 Oh.
00:07:48.560 Is Kamala black, yes or no?
00:07:50.980 I share that same view.
00:07:52.380 Wow.
00:07:52.940 Is Kamala black, yes or no?
00:07:53.880 I heard she was.
00:07:56.540 I heard she's half black and half Asian.
00:07:59.840 So, see how, like, you get the idea in, you kind of get into their brain that Kamala's
00:08:06.540 pretending to be black to trick you.
00:08:08.140 And then once you see it, you can't unsee it.
00:08:10.500 And now it's like, oh no, I don't trust her at all.
00:08:13.020 Yeah.
00:08:13.360 I like how that guy took over the conversation from the CNN guy who's there, supposed to be
00:08:17.340 interviewing.
00:08:17.660 He's like, all right, you, quick.
00:08:18.760 I'll do it faster than CNN.
00:08:19.860 And we have another clip, too, of the same sentiment.
00:08:22.760 Check this out.
00:08:23.320 The rights are on the line.
00:08:25.680 Our Supreme Court is on the line.
00:08:27.380 Our basic freedoms are being tested.
00:08:29.580 Madam, BP, I know you've been traveling across the country.
00:08:33.180 What are you hearing?
00:08:34.600 Yeah, girl, I'm out here in these streets.
00:08:36.440 And let me tell you.
00:08:36.820 You're lying, bitch.
00:08:38.720 You're out in these streets.
00:08:40.120 Oh, so all of a sudden you're black again because it's election season.
00:08:43.200 They need a nigga.
00:08:44.400 So, you know, I'm out in these streets.
00:08:46.120 What streets are you in?
00:08:47.080 I love Eddie Griffin.
00:08:49.680 Yeah, me too.
00:08:50.800 And this proves that it's an effective strategy.
00:08:53.160 And what Trump did was correct.
00:08:54.440 I think so.
00:08:55.420 And you know what?
00:08:56.560 There's also the under that umbrella is don't spend too much time pandering to the black
00:09:01.340 vote.
00:09:01.660 We never get more of the black vote than we.
00:09:03.860 It's always like, oh, Trump's going to win 50 percent of the black vote.
00:09:06.460 It's always 80, 20 at least.
00:09:09.120 So there's there's an overarching theme to not waste that much time.
00:09:12.680 But I think for those voters, this is kind of a winning play.
00:09:16.080 Like, she's not black.
00:09:17.220 What is she going to do?
00:09:18.360 She's pretending to trick you.
00:09:19.880 Exactly.
00:09:20.300 Eddie Griffin.
00:09:20.800 Thank you for Undercover Brother as well.
00:09:22.880 That was one of my favorite movies.
00:09:24.000 We should have opened with that.
00:09:25.320 I know.
00:09:25.660 Thank you.
00:09:26.560 And then Scott Adams had a great point about the race flipping Kamala does.
00:09:30.260 He says racism is so bad in this country that a woman has to claim to be black to run
00:09:34.400 for president.
00:09:35.140 Yeah.
00:09:35.740 It's a real sign of the times right there.
00:09:37.240 I know.
00:09:37.540 And then we're going to talk about, like we said, Kamala's husband, Doug Emhoff in Bonusland.
00:09:44.340 Make sure you guys sign up for that.
00:09:46.480 It's going to be a good conversation.
00:09:47.920 But we're going to get now into her VP pick.
00:09:51.300 And Kamala's VP pick is Tim Waltz.
00:09:54.420 That's who she went with, the governor from Minnesota.
00:09:56.920 Which I think was a little strange.
00:09:58.840 It's kind of a weak pick.
00:09:59.880 It's milquetoast.
00:10:00.700 It's boring.
00:10:01.460 This guy's nothing.
00:10:02.640 He's got no cachet, no name brand.
00:10:04.980 Yeah, absolutely.
00:10:06.300 Just kind of like a boring white guy.
00:10:07.760 I don't know that much about him.
00:10:09.100 And we're going to do a deeper dive into him in the upcoming episodes.
00:10:12.620 And we'll keep like doing research.
00:10:14.000 But right now, he seems like a boring guy who's kind of calming the ticket down maybe
00:10:18.600 a little bit.
00:10:19.340 And before she even made her choice, the media was ready to support her.
00:10:23.700 It says opinion why blank is perfect VP choice for Kamala Harris.
00:10:28.660 And then there's a side by side picture of Kamala and then a blank placeholder for whoever
00:10:33.060 she chose.
00:10:33.660 So Kamala can't go wrong, according to the Washington Post.
00:10:37.000 Jennifer Rubin, right?
00:10:38.160 Yeah, exactly.
00:10:39.420 So no matter who it is, it just shows the media is fully in on it.
00:10:43.360 They're supporting their guy.
00:10:44.520 Kind of makes you wonder like if they're really doing like mad libs for Trump, like why XYZ,
00:10:50.260 thing to be named later, is a threat to democracy.
00:10:53.140 And then they just fill it in.
00:10:54.320 They throw darts at a dartboard.
00:10:55.420 Mass deportations are a threat to democracy.
00:10:57.480 Exactly.
00:10:57.900 And then the other top candidate was Shapiro, Josh Shapiro from Pennsylvania.
00:11:03.360 Governor of Pennsylvania, who kind of got a lot of flack.
00:11:06.260 They floated his name out.
00:11:07.640 He was the favorite.
00:11:08.400 They wanted him because Pennsylvania is such an important swing state.
00:11:12.480 If you remember 2020, it was stolen.
00:11:14.500 And that's how Shapiro got in.
00:11:16.620 Yeah, that makes sense.
00:11:17.600 So now...
00:11:19.180 Maybe they needed to keep him there to keep running the scheme.
00:11:21.360 But so, and that's the thing is, Tim Waltz, to me, just seems boring, like not a lot of
00:11:29.560 skeletons in his closet.
00:11:31.100 And, but they're sacrificing the swing state governor for a governor of Minnesota that's
00:11:37.300 voted solidly Democrat since like 1976.
00:11:40.260 Here's all, every single presidential election, it's voted Democrat.
00:11:43.340 I think with Shapiro, what happened was he, well, at one point he tried to volunteer for
00:11:48.080 the IDF.
00:11:48.960 Yeah.
00:11:49.760 That's a foreign army.
00:11:50.840 And then he's Jewish.
00:11:52.400 So like the pro-Hamas people probably don't like that.
00:11:55.800 Yeah.
00:11:56.400 So I'm assuming that's how it played out.
00:11:58.880 We're going to cover more about Shapiro and Bonusland.
00:12:02.080 There's actually a clip from Waltz that kind of is the most telling clip I've seen of him
00:12:07.520 so far.
00:12:08.620 Don't ever, don't ever shy away from our progressive values.
00:12:11.620 One person's socialism is another person's neighborliness.
00:12:14.460 Just do the damn work.
00:12:15.940 There you go.
00:12:17.280 You're going to be neighborly.
00:12:18.900 We're taxing you at 80%.
00:12:20.840 Exactly.
00:12:21.880 So kind of a Minnesota progressive type.
00:12:24.680 He's got, I saw he supported gun rights, but he's got all the like abortion, LGBT rights.
00:12:30.240 He's like a real cornball 60 year old white guy progressive, which is so embarrassing to
00:12:35.160 be.
00:12:35.660 Yeah.
00:12:36.060 It's the worst kind.
00:12:36.900 I'm a progressive.
00:12:37.940 It's like, dude, you were doing stuff in the eighties that you don't want anyone to know
00:12:41.320 about.
00:12:41.680 Democrats are toast at this point.
00:12:43.320 You can't pretend it's the Democrats of yesteryear.
00:12:46.980 Exactly.
00:12:47.540 So he's got to put on this fake new thing.
00:12:49.680 It's not a blue dog Democrat anymore, which is probably how he came up.
00:12:53.280 But I mean, I think it's a big deal to lose the Pennsylvania help on a ticket.
00:12:58.720 You know, a VP usually gives their home state like one to two point bump.
00:13:02.920 One to two points in Pennsylvania is a huge, you know, very big deal.
00:13:07.240 A lot of electoral votes.
00:13:08.340 I think it's 20.
00:13:10.060 So but maybe leaving Shapiro in allows them to run their scams.
00:13:14.240 Yeah, maybe that's the schizo talking.
00:13:16.320 That's, you know.
00:13:17.240 So I think they might get that bump anyway, if they got Shapiro working for him.
00:13:21.000 Shapiro with his finger on the scale.
00:13:23.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:13:24.120 But yeah, I think Shapiro was the favorite throughout the whole process.
00:13:27.700 And I think he just caught a little too much flack when they started floating his name
00:13:31.380 around.
00:13:31.780 So, yeah, well, that makes sense.
00:13:33.120 All right.
00:13:33.380 Moving on.
00:13:33.920 The DNC event is coming up.
00:13:36.160 The big DNC, whatever it's called.
00:13:38.460 Yeah.
00:13:38.660 The Democrat National Convention.
00:13:40.220 You're off today.
00:13:41.040 You're saying some dumb shit.
00:13:43.440 You said the N word.
00:13:45.860 I don't know if that was good or not.
00:13:47.920 The DNC is coming to Chicago and they're getting rid of all the migrant homeless encampments.
00:13:53.760 They're clearing them out.
00:13:54.660 Yeah.
00:13:54.880 Migrant homeless encampment cleared.
00:13:56.740 City officials deny it's because of DNC.
00:13:59.580 It's like, oh, OK.
00:14:00.720 We just started caring.
00:14:01.840 It was just it's August.
00:14:03.300 It's August 1st.
00:14:04.100 That's the time.
00:14:04.740 And a couple I'm going to read a couple of pieces from this article just because it's
00:14:08.740 pretty funny.
00:14:09.300 But it's from the Chicago Tribune.
00:14:11.560 And then, you know how articles always start with like some sort of narrative like, you
00:14:15.560 know, here's the POV of the guy getting off.
00:14:17.740 This is about one of the illegals who is getting cleared.
00:14:20.160 And it says, Jordan Parra said he didn't walk across seven countries to be kicked out of
00:14:24.620 his tent in a park in Chicago.
00:14:26.940 What the fuck are you talking about?
00:14:29.080 That's so disqualifying.
00:14:30.240 You have absolutely no right to have a tent in one of the nicest cities in the world.
00:14:34.740 Yeah.
00:14:35.060 Because you walked really far.
00:14:36.560 Yeah.
00:14:36.820 Because you came from Venezuela.
00:14:38.060 And apparently these people are showering in McDonald's bathrooms.
00:14:41.560 Yeah.
00:14:42.000 That was a big part of it.
00:14:43.180 They're like, oh, and the migrants who use the McDonald's bathroom to shower.
00:14:46.340 And I'm thinking, I don't even know McDonald's had showers.
00:14:48.920 McDonald's don't have showers.
00:14:50.440 You're making everything wet.
00:14:51.800 So they're cleaning their armpits and shit in the sink.
00:14:54.360 All right.
00:14:54.760 At a nice establishment.
00:14:55.960 All right.
00:14:56.540 But the main point of this article is like the city officials are denying it's to make
00:15:01.000 the city more presentable for the DNC, right?
00:15:04.140 Johnson, here's a quote.
00:15:06.600 Maura McCauley, managing deputy commissioner of the Chicago Department of Family and Support
00:15:10.520 Services, told the Tribune it was fast-tracked in time for the Democrat National Convention
00:15:15.080 in late August.
00:15:16.400 She said there were worries that security officials with the convention could suddenly ask
00:15:20.280 that the tent city be evacuated.
00:15:22.080 But then the mayor of, so like that's somebody admitting it, a city official who accidentally
00:15:26.720 slipped up and wasn't like told to not talk to the media about it.
00:15:30.680 And then Mayor Johnson, who's like one of the worst mayors ever, he denied his administration's
00:15:35.820 earlier statements, attributing it to the DNC.
00:15:39.040 And then there was another part where they're now fencing off a park where they all hang out.
00:15:44.840 So they're clearing out the tents.
00:15:46.300 They're fencing off a park so they can't loiter there because it's like a nice park in like
00:15:50.860 on Michigan Avenue.
00:15:52.680 And it's just the trying to deny that we're cleaning up the street rats for the DNC is
00:15:59.360 hilarious to me, right?
00:16:00.340 Big time.
00:16:01.460 All right.
00:16:01.920 That takes us out of that section.
00:16:04.280 Things are escalating between Iran and Israel.
00:16:07.240 New strikes are happening.
00:16:09.820 Base Joe Biden said, Biden reportedly told Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu that if he escalates
00:16:14.980 war in the region, America will not swoop in to save him.
00:16:18.140 Very based, Joe.
00:16:19.100 Very based, on your way out.
00:16:20.760 Get that approval rating up.
00:16:22.540 But I don't believe him.
00:16:23.480 Someone from Joe Biden's office sent that text message.
00:16:26.200 Yeah.
00:16:26.500 So.
00:16:27.040 But I do not believe him.
00:16:28.720 Lindsey Graham, his mouth is watering like he's at a Ricky Martin concert.
00:16:32.980 Oh, yeah.
00:16:33.580 He wants war bad.
00:16:35.420 He even proposed something.
00:16:36.980 He introduced a resolution to send U.S. troops to war against Iran.
00:16:40.120 Yeah.
00:16:40.500 He's getting bricked from this.
00:16:41.760 I know, dude.
00:16:42.540 And it's crazy how many people just have like these longstanding war monger blood feuds.
00:16:47.580 Like he's been being held back on Iran for years, multiple administrations.
00:16:52.980 And where's Lindsey Graham from?
00:16:54.780 South Carolina?
00:16:55.580 Mm-hmm.
00:16:56.120 It's just like you're just some guy from South Carolina.
00:16:58.640 What's your particular interest in this?
00:17:00.480 Like how are the factories?
00:17:02.420 How's the manufacturing down there?
00:17:04.300 How are the banks doing?
00:17:05.260 You know, the real tangible stuff.
00:17:07.480 I don't know how you even get obsessed with something like this.
00:17:09.940 He wants his bank to be doing real good.
00:17:11.760 Yeah.
00:17:12.000 He gets a, the Brinks truck pulls up and drops a bag of cash for Lindsey Graham's re-election.
00:17:16.580 Pretty much.
00:17:17.160 And he's childless too, right?
00:17:18.980 Lindsey Graham doesn't have kids.
00:17:20.460 So he can afford nuclear war.
00:17:22.320 He's focused on this shit.
00:17:23.960 He's got 20 years left.
00:17:25.060 Yeah.
00:17:25.400 Crazy.
00:17:25.900 And then John McCain is looking down and smiling.
00:17:28.320 Yeah.
00:17:28.700 He's happy about how this is playing out.
00:17:31.100 He laughs.
00:17:31.940 So yeah, seems like World War III is on the way.
00:17:34.760 Russia released a new ad to recruit people to join the military.
00:17:39.340 Just take a quick look at the first like 20 seconds of it.
00:18:04.760 All right.
00:18:14.520 So basically it's like Christians and Muslims uniting against like the toxic West.
00:18:21.040 Yeah.
00:18:21.340 What's become the toxic West.
00:18:22.760 Makes me want to join if I was looking to get recruited into a military.
00:18:26.040 Yeah.
00:18:26.320 I'd see that and go, hmm, pretty compelling.
00:18:29.440 Yeah.
00:18:29.680 If I was, if I was like Josh Shapiro and was looking to serve in a foreign army, I might
00:18:34.940 hit this up, you know?
00:18:36.340 But yeah, I mean, Russia's very unique in that they have a large Muslim population in the West
00:18:40.380 and then they have a lot of, obviously a huge Christian population as well.
00:18:43.720 So this is uniquely tailored to Russian religious types to get them to join the non-gay military.
00:18:50.100 So good luck with your efforts, Russia.
00:18:51.940 I don't, you know, hopefully Lindsey Graham doesn't try to start anything with you.
00:18:54.860 Yeah.
00:18:55.060 I hope he doesn't.
00:18:55.960 Yeah.
00:18:56.140 I don't want none of that.
00:18:57.260 Mm-hmm.
00:18:57.640 Me neither.
00:18:58.960 All right.
00:18:59.300 Really quick before we move on to the UK protest section, I just wanted to talk a little bit
00:19:04.700 about Joe Biden stuff as the dust is settling.
00:19:07.140 Okay.
00:19:07.320 Isn't it crazy how the Democrats and the media were pretending that Joe Biden had five more
00:19:14.060 years in him?
00:19:14.880 I, I know.
00:19:15.880 And they were going to, he was good to beat Trump in the election and then he had five
00:19:19.340 more years in him.
00:19:20.340 And now everyone's like, oh, he's 95 years old.
00:19:22.760 Duh.
00:19:23.060 He's cooked.
00:19:23.680 Of course he's done.
00:19:24.600 We can't elect him.
00:19:25.700 But like two weeks ago, everyone was pretending.
00:19:29.460 Yeah.
00:19:29.960 So ultimate gaslight.
00:19:31.240 So you start to piece together like what the media is up to and you're like, they were going
00:19:34.580 to let Joe Biden go till 2027.
00:19:37.700 And then they're writing an article about whoever Kamala picks.
00:19:41.480 That's there.
00:19:42.360 That's amazing.
00:19:43.280 So it's like, who are they?
00:19:44.760 Are they really doing anything?
00:19:45.920 We've come a long way from like true investigative journalism, like, uh, bloodhounding some documents
00:19:51.020 down over like a wire transfer and tracing the funds back.
00:19:54.780 It's pure propaganda and, uh, makes you think about what else we're being propagandized on.
00:20:00.200 Right?
00:20:00.440 Yeah.
00:20:00.640 And if you look at it with like a one month perspective, like not day by day, article by
00:20:06.800 article, but like you said this a month ago, you say this now, it's completely, um, disqualifying.
00:20:13.060 Yeah.
00:20:13.420 And they flushed, they completely flushed Joe Biden.
00:20:15.900 He's persona non grata.
00:20:17.020 He's not even speaking anymore.
00:20:18.300 He had some weird thing on the tarmac where he went up the stairs of a plane that just landed
00:20:22.920 and he wasn't supposed to go.
00:20:24.240 Like it's so done.
00:20:25.520 He's so cooked.
00:20:26.280 And they thought he was going to go till 2028 for a while.
00:20:28.720 They were willing to sell us that.
00:20:30.440 But, oh, no primary.
00:20:31.740 And not only that, they were willing to sell us that as long as you fell for it.
00:20:35.500 You, Joe voter.
00:20:36.860 Right?
00:20:37.220 Like, huh, he did pretty good against Trump.
00:20:39.340 Like, yeah, I can't vote for Trump.
00:20:41.320 And then you get like a dementia guy shits down the pants of his legs, you know?
00:20:45.440 Who knows?
00:20:46.380 And honestly, I, I, I, nobody wants Joe Biden to be president, but we would have had some
00:20:50.900 crazy action.
00:20:52.000 If he got shoved, uh, weekend at Bernie's through another election.
00:20:55.400 He might have just died of old age.
00:20:57.180 Yeah.
00:20:57.620 Yeah.
00:20:57.840 In the white house.
00:20:58.580 You're right.
00:20:58.840 You're right.
00:20:59.560 Um, back to our show.
00:21:03.640 In the UK, uh, protests are continuing, uh, cause of the children that were stabbed.
00:21:09.220 Yeah.
00:21:09.680 Uh, at the Taylor Swift, uh, event.
00:21:11.740 Which we briefly covered, but it's obviously heated way up this weekend.
00:21:15.160 You've probably seen some of the clips online.
00:21:17.180 And exactly.
00:21:17.940 A lot of protesting.
00:21:19.000 A lot of British people taking to the streets.
00:21:21.220 Native Brits.
00:21:22.140 Native real Brits.
00:21:23.200 And here's what the prime minister said.
00:21:26.360 Yeah.
00:21:26.500 The PM.
00:21:27.420 Be in no doubt, those that have participated in this violence will face the full force of
00:21:34.480 the law.
00:21:35.540 The police will be making arrests.
00:21:38.760 Individuals will be held on remand.
00:21:41.840 Charges will follow.
00:21:43.160 So they're really cracking down.
00:21:48.580 Yeah.
00:21:48.720 They're cracking down on a specific portion of the population.
00:21:52.440 Yeah.
00:21:52.760 They let the Muslims do whatever they want.
00:21:54.720 When they protest, they stand down.
00:21:56.540 But when it's the UK citizens, actual white UK people, uh, they get cracked down and reprimanded
00:22:03.840 and the police are rounding everyone up.
00:22:05.360 They were reporting about the right-wing protests on the news and they showed these Muslim guys
00:22:10.240 and you can see that one of the guys has a sword.
00:22:12.600 Telegram groups.
00:22:13.680 And he saw on that a suggestion that there might be a far-right protest in this part of
00:22:18.720 Birmingham around this time.
00:22:21.340 And that's why this, this call to action.
00:22:23.500 Yep.
00:22:23.680 So we got the guy with the sword and then there's another lady who was reporting on
00:22:26.700 the far-right protests and look who shows up in the background.
00:22:29.820 Community leaders have been speaking to the police as well because...
00:22:32.860 Free Palestine.
00:22:35.080 Free Palestine.
00:22:36.220 Fuck easier, man.
00:22:37.340 I think, apologies for the language you're hearing, but a sense of the anger, I think you can hear
00:22:42.480 there.
00:22:43.040 Yeah, Katie, I think we...
00:22:44.640 Becky, I apologize.
00:22:46.000 We need...
00:22:46.720 She should be in a hijab.
00:22:47.940 Yeah, somebody get her covered up.
00:22:49.860 But yeah, there's been a lot of scuffles.
00:22:52.180 There's been fights.
00:22:52.940 I've seen a lot of the Muslim types beating people with wood planks.
00:22:57.860 But, you know, when your vote doesn't count, you keep going, hmm, I keep showing up to
00:23:01.780 the polls and voting for just...
00:23:03.700 All I'm asking for is not unlimited, cultural, incompetent immigration.
00:23:09.320 All I want is...
00:23:10.020 Just don't make it unlimited, please.
00:23:12.140 Then some people get stabbed, little girls, and you kind of say, hey, it's time to take
00:23:16.520 to the streets.
00:23:17.680 And all of a sudden, that's the worst crime against humanity because you live in a totalitarian,
00:23:22.620 globalist, puppet state who's not really looking out for your best interests, right?
00:23:26.500 It's like a Norm Macdonald joke.
00:23:28.120 Yeah.
00:23:28.520 You know, where, you know, everyone, oh, everyone's really bad because they're protesting the
00:23:33.100 child stabbing.
00:23:34.060 And it's like, I think it's the child stabbing.
00:23:35.980 That's the problem.
00:23:36.400 That's really bad.
00:23:37.060 Yeah.
00:23:37.600 Exactly.
00:23:38.260 And then, you know, there's billions of Muslims in the world.
00:23:40.920 Yeah.
00:23:41.120 Why do you need to bring them to a little island off of Europe?
00:23:45.700 Yeah.
00:23:46.960 Correct me if I'm wrong.
00:23:48.000 I don't believe any Muslim country borders that little island off of Europe.
00:23:52.900 No.
00:23:53.520 So?
00:23:54.140 It doesn't.
00:23:54.940 So that's interesting.
00:23:56.820 There was a tweet that kind of summed this up pretty good about how the tables would be
00:23:59.880 turned.
00:24:00.200 Can you read that?
00:24:00.760 I'm wondering how an Islamic country would handle hundreds of thousands of Christians flooding
00:24:05.300 into their homeland, demanding welfare, increasing the crime rate dramatically, and then roaming
00:24:10.080 the streets with swords.
00:24:11.540 I'm sure they would offer them protection, right?
00:24:14.020 They'd try and ruin the Muslims' lives for being upset about it, I bet.
00:24:17.400 Yeah.
00:24:17.840 So we're living in, like, totally unprecedented times, this war on the West, this dumping of
00:24:22.420 third world migrants.
00:24:24.980 It's totally unprecedented.
00:24:26.220 And then even a little sign of fighting back.
00:24:30.220 And all of a sudden, the PM's giving, like, a public address about how much you're going
00:24:33.980 to be punished and how much you—they need to clamp down.
00:24:36.620 Exactly.
00:24:37.020 They need to clamp down because they can't have you interrupt the destabilizing of the
00:24:41.300 West because then it's harder to usher in a one-world government.
00:24:44.600 Exactly.
00:24:45.480 You know?
00:24:46.080 Pretty simple.
00:24:46.840 And the PM, you mentioned, who is this guy?
00:24:49.800 This is, like, someone who's, like, you know, one of the main people behind the mass
00:24:54.020 migration.
00:24:54.760 Here he is at a boxing gym.
00:24:56.260 Here's what he looks like.
00:24:57.520 Let me just try and walk it.
00:24:58.480 Yes, this is good.
00:24:59.200 I'm good.
00:25:00.000 That's it.
00:25:00.520 I'm good.
00:25:01.300 Try and breathe.
00:25:01.980 Relax.
00:25:02.640 That's it.
00:25:03.040 I believe I'm good.
00:25:05.440 So that's who's giving your country away.
00:25:07.960 That is who is bringing everyone here who's destroying your culture.
00:25:12.060 You know what that punch reminded me of?
00:25:13.780 That's like a girl who likes you who's laughing at your jokes.
00:25:17.320 And you kind of tease her a little bit.
00:25:18.480 She goes, stop.
00:25:19.660 Like that.
00:25:20.600 So that's who the prime minister is.
00:25:22.320 Yep.
00:25:22.780 That's what he's physically capable of.
00:25:24.520 And you know what?
00:25:25.180 I know I don't have much to do with England.
00:25:28.300 Um, but you know, I hope they, I hope they keep fighting and I hope they do something
00:25:33.440 that's a little more smarter than just disorganized in the street stuff with facial recognition
00:25:38.800 cameras or whatever.
00:25:40.240 Because there's, there is a two-tiered police state that's happening right now where, uh,
00:25:46.900 I saw some videos of the police coming up to one of the riots and saying, uh, to the Muslims
00:25:51.800 who are out in the street, angry and young men and military age gathered.
00:25:55.800 And the police were like, oh, we're here to protect you.
00:25:58.260 So it's just this weird thing that's going on.
00:26:01.700 And I hope it doesn't end after a weekend and some light threats, you know?
00:26:05.640 Yeah.
00:26:06.060 That's all I can really say.
00:26:07.680 We'll keep an eye on it.
00:26:08.680 We're going on to our last page of housekeeping, which I like because it's all the fun schizo
00:26:12.440 stuff.
00:26:12.880 Okay.
00:26:13.520 Um, I saw a restaurant the other day advertising world's largest lobster roll.
00:26:18.500 Okay.
00:26:18.880 And it was like this big.
00:26:20.880 Two feet.
00:26:21.600 Yeah.
00:26:22.000 It was like two, two and a half feet.
00:26:23.800 Okay.
00:26:24.060 And I was thinking I could make a larger lobster roll, call the place and say, give me $5,000.
00:26:30.640 FaceTime them.
00:26:31.240 You turn the camera around.
00:26:32.180 You see this?
00:26:32.920 Yeah.
00:26:33.200 Give me this lobster roll.
00:26:34.380 Wire me five grand and I'll just eat this.
00:26:37.140 You'll never hear from me again.
00:26:38.220 I'll be on my way.
00:26:39.400 But if you don't, I'm going to call the Guinness book and I'm going to cease and desist you.
00:26:44.320 And you're going to have to change your menu and your signs and your main attraction for
00:26:48.840 your restaurant.
00:26:49.500 A lot of marketing materials.
00:26:50.660 Light extortion.
00:26:51.740 Okay.
00:26:51.960 But a business idea.
00:26:53.740 Okay.
00:26:54.200 I like that.
00:26:54.800 All you need to do is make one huge lobster roll.
00:26:57.020 It's not hard.
00:26:57.680 One time.
00:26:58.480 Yeah.
00:26:58.840 And then that guy will go, I'll just pay him.
00:27:01.500 Call your bluff.
00:27:03.840 All right.
00:27:04.520 Next thing I wanted to talk about.
00:27:06.520 Trump didn't get the yips.
00:27:09.320 Rally yips.
00:27:10.480 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:11.260 Trump got shot and he's doing rallies again.
00:27:13.600 Like everything's fine.
00:27:14.500 And he's not even like, he's not even scared or like.
00:27:17.260 He's not jumpy.
00:27:18.220 Not jumpy at all.
00:27:19.380 Doesn't have the glass around him.
00:27:20.960 That's impressive.
00:27:21.900 Yeah.
00:27:22.140 He's comfortable.
00:27:22.600 I didn't get rally yips after getting shot.
00:27:24.940 And it's like two weeks later.
00:27:26.320 Can't say I would be better than him.
00:27:28.160 You know, I can't say.
00:27:29.380 The last time you spoke in public, he got shot.
00:27:31.580 I would be scanning the roofs.
00:27:33.080 I would be very nervous.
00:27:34.320 Yeah.
00:27:34.420 Yes.
00:27:35.640 And then remember, people are asking me kind of like what I think happened with the Trump
00:27:40.440 thing now that all the information's come out or more information's come out.
00:27:43.980 Remember we showed that little orb?
00:27:45.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:46.460 The alien.
00:27:47.160 The alien.
00:27:48.200 So alien, if you believe in certain things, aliens could be demons and angels.
00:27:52.980 Okay.
00:27:53.420 You know how you have a demon on your shoulder and an angel on your shoulder, a devil and
00:27:56.580 an angel?
00:27:57.140 I think that's in cartoons.
00:27:58.640 But it comes from somewhere.
00:27:59.900 Okay.
00:28:00.660 So that could be like the aliens that exist in like the different dimensions that we can't
00:28:05.820 see in 3D.
00:28:06.980 Okay.
00:28:07.260 You're losing me.
00:28:07.880 So when they shot Trump, the angel alien could have just been like, and just move the bullet
00:28:14.720 around.
00:28:15.340 Okay.
00:28:15.680 New perspective.
00:28:16.360 And just nicked him.
00:28:17.160 And those aliens show up when you open a nuclear power plant, when there's big war stuff going
00:28:21.720 on, when they dropped the nuclear bomb, when you went to the moon.
00:28:26.280 There were a lot of like ships and alien sightings.
00:28:28.840 So I think they come around significant events and they have their pick of like hitters.
00:28:32.700 Okay.
00:28:33.080 And you know, like people have their guardian angels.
00:28:35.860 Yeah.
00:28:36.260 That's the angel.
00:28:37.080 You got an angel with you right now.
00:28:38.840 Yeah.
00:28:39.500 Like that movie, Angels in the Outfield.
00:28:40.920 So I think like Trump's got like a really good guardian angel with him because he's like
00:28:44.920 a strong, important guy in the world.
00:28:46.800 And then when they try to get him, he just goes, knocks the bullet off.
00:28:50.920 Trump's miraculously saved.
00:28:52.380 And now he's going to continue his destiny, which is intertwined with God.
00:28:56.780 The people, the aliens have to answer to.
00:28:59.900 Yeah.
00:29:00.020 Fair point.
00:29:00.560 I'm hoping one of those, uh, alien God demons, uh, I'm hoping they, they do something to
00:29:07.380 Lindsey Graham.
00:29:08.200 He needs to calm down.
00:29:09.440 Well, Lindsey Graham's got a bad demon.
00:29:11.320 And the angels tired.
00:29:13.040 Tyran.
00:29:13.440 Um, and then our second to last piece of housekeeping, how to get less struck by lightning.
00:29:19.200 Yeah.
00:29:19.460 We were golfing this weekend and, uh, we almost got struck by lightning and we were under a
00:29:23.160 tree for a little bit.
00:29:24.380 Yep.
00:29:25.000 So you're supposed to, well, this is, if you know, you're going to get struck and if
00:29:28.300 you're going to get struck, your hair starts going up.
00:29:31.180 Yeah.
00:29:31.780 And that means you're going to get struck by lightning soon.
00:29:34.080 It's kind of scary.
00:29:35.140 Yeah.
00:29:35.560 Um, so if that happens, you squat down, you cover your ears, you put your heels together
00:29:40.940 and you stand on your toes.
00:29:42.400 So if you get hit, the lightning will just go to the ground.
00:29:45.380 And if it comes out of the ground, it'll go up your foot to your other foot and then
00:29:49.240 back into the ground.
00:29:50.060 Yeah.
00:29:50.420 It doesn't fully cook you.
00:29:51.420 It says, touch the heels of your feet together.
00:29:52.900 If electricity from a ground strike enters through your feet, this increases the chances of
00:29:56.580 electricity going in one foot and out the other rather than the rest of your
00:30:00.200 body makes you less cooked.
00:30:01.760 Okay.
00:30:02.780 And then, um, but yeah, this is what you're supposed to do.
00:30:05.980 I just go under a tree.
00:30:07.580 Yeah.
00:30:08.000 Yeah.
00:30:08.260 Yeah.
00:30:08.360 I just put the cart under a tree and wait for it to pass.
00:30:10.640 And you're not supposed to do that.
00:30:11.860 I like, uh, I could imagine this being taught to like some sort of like East side LA cholo
00:30:17.500 guy.
00:30:17.840 And he's like, I'm not doing that.
00:30:19.240 I'm not crouching down.
00:30:20.580 I don't crouch for no one.
00:30:21.720 I ain't scared of no lightning.
00:30:22.600 I only crouch for God.
00:30:24.920 But you know, Hey, there's the tip since we had to learn it this week after almost getting
00:30:28.700 struck by lightning.
00:30:29.560 Yeah.
00:30:29.820 And it's, it's lightning season.
00:30:31.820 Uh, last piece of housekeeping, maybe the most important, depending what your priorities
00:30:36.080 are.
00:30:36.560 Texas roadhouse.
00:30:37.920 Yeah.
00:30:38.360 The restaurant.
00:30:39.360 Yeah.
00:30:40.360 That's a high quality, important American establishment.
00:30:43.160 It's yeah.
00:30:43.940 I really like it.
00:30:45.000 We had it for the first time the other day and it was in a pinch when our main steakhouse
00:30:50.860 was closed golf.
00:30:52.160 You're seeing how the story went.
00:30:53.860 Golf got canceled.
00:30:54.760 It was a lightning storm.
00:30:55.620 Then we go to the steakhouse.
00:30:57.640 It's too early.
00:30:58.500 Cause golf got canceled time.
00:31:00.440 What do we do?
00:31:01.100 Drive to Texas roadhouse.
00:31:02.360 Good backup plan.
00:31:03.760 Texas roadhouse got called in and it was great.
00:31:06.060 And it was amazing.
00:31:07.260 And it goes to our, and I'm sure a lot of the audience is familiar with Texas roadhouse,
00:31:11.600 740 plus restaurants across the United States.
00:31:14.980 And we had no idea.
00:31:16.080 We were not familiar with your game, Texas roadhouse.
00:31:18.540 It was awesome.
00:31:19.420 Um, and it's not like Outback Steakhouse or Applebee's at all.
00:31:23.240 It's like higher quality and standards.
00:31:25.120 Right.
00:31:25.480 And we have meat in the window.
00:31:27.080 They have like a butcher window with like the, the cuts of meat out back.
00:31:30.900 They don't want you to see where, how they keep the meat.
00:31:33.180 It's still like chain middle class.
00:31:34.960 You know, it's not like a high end place, but they have that certain standard, you know,
00:31:39.280 the Chick-fil-A standard, the in and out standard.
00:31:42.180 Everyone, the workers, all their shirts say, I love my job on the back.
00:31:45.980 And they really do.
00:31:47.380 And the lady was bringing us Diet Cokes while we had half full Diet Cokes already.
00:31:51.640 They were really hustling.
00:31:53.140 The food was great.
00:31:54.880 Everyone, everyone was happy to be there.
00:31:56.860 It wasn't like, oh, I'm out of here in five minutes.
00:31:58.700 Or like, oh, I don't, I don't want to clean up the table.
00:32:01.400 Everyone was like really excited about their job.
00:32:04.640 The crowd was great.
00:32:05.780 Singing happy birthday and shit.
00:32:07.100 Kids were getting, going crazy.
00:32:08.840 Kids were going crazy.
00:32:09.560 They're patriots.
00:32:10.320 Everyone was there.
00:32:10.900 It was a patriot brother.
00:32:12.100 I'm fighting for you, brother.
00:32:13.500 They came up to the table.
00:32:14.480 And then the country music.
00:32:16.320 Yeah.
00:32:16.620 It was a real good patriotic Americana place.
00:32:19.460 And so the reason, also the reason we bring this up is because we've made the point,
00:32:23.920 maybe on Bonusland or maybe in the regular show, that the restaurants that don't have
00:32:28.800 an explicit mandate to be like an awesome dining experience, Culver's, Chick-fil-A, In-N-Out,
00:32:36.440 those ones where like they put customer service above and beyond, everything else just kind
00:32:40.760 of like fades away and loses.
00:32:43.080 Like that Wendy's is a piece of shit, you know, different restaurants.
00:32:47.540 They just trend down if they don't have like a culture of excellence.
00:32:50.000 And we're upgrading Texas Roadhouse to the culture of excellence club.
00:32:53.740 And, but we need to take one restaurant down.
00:32:56.900 Chipotle.
00:32:57.600 Chipotle.
00:32:58.200 Well, and that's, we had this conversation while we were there.
00:33:01.580 Chipotle used to be that excellence in the excellence club.
00:33:05.220 Then they started skimping on servings.
00:33:07.040 They were like, oh, you want two burritos or two wraps?
00:33:09.900 Yeah.
00:33:10.120 We'll put as much cheese as we physically can on.
00:33:12.520 Avocados, $22.
00:33:14.000 Yeah.
00:33:14.360 Now they're skimping.
00:33:15.580 So that's why Chipotle's had such a fall from grace.
00:33:18.240 Texas Roadhouse is happy to take the scraps.
00:33:20.560 Chipotle downgraded.
00:33:21.560 Texas Roadhouse fills the void.
00:33:23.120 Yeah, absolutely.
00:33:24.060 Thank you, Texas Roadhouse.
00:33:24.940 And also this isn't an ad, obviously.
00:33:26.820 I wish it was.
00:33:28.120 But Texas Roadhouse, if you see this, we're looking to talk.
00:33:31.700 Yeah.
00:33:31.920 So we'll do, we'll make it the restaurant of the year or whatever.
00:33:36.680 We'll go, we'll do anything.
00:33:37.940 Yeah.
00:33:38.440 All right.
00:33:39.080 That's the end of housekeeping.
00:33:40.240 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.
00:33:44.020 All right.
00:33:45.920 The first clip of Cringe is the guys who lost their dog to a pack of coyotes.
00:33:50.800 Yeah.
00:33:51.040 This was in San Francisco.
00:33:53.040 Man says he watched helplessly as a pack of coyotes attacked and killed his dog.
00:33:58.380 It happened at Baker Beach at around 7 a.m. Thursday.
00:34:01.920 Justin Revard says he and his partner took their three dogs out there when suddenly five coyotes approached them and ultimately took their three-and-a-half-year-old Pomeranian, Peter.
00:34:11.860 Yeah.
00:34:12.460 Well, that's what happens when you marry a gay guy.
00:34:14.680 That's what happens when you call someone your partner.
00:34:16.980 Your dog gets snatched and you don't have the will to fight off the coyotes.
00:34:20.400 Yeah, exactly.
00:34:21.280 Like coyotes circle you.
00:34:22.900 They're looking to fight.
00:34:24.020 They want to take your dog.
00:34:25.340 It's about to go down.
00:34:26.640 And then you go, what do we do?
00:34:28.300 And the person you're asking is a guy who fucks dudes.
00:34:31.180 Yeah, you're like, Justin, what do we do?
00:34:33.800 The coyotes are surrounding him.
00:34:35.700 And it's like the answer is if you like your dog, it's a fight right now.
00:34:40.500 Welcome to the fight.
00:34:41.900 Yeah.
00:34:42.380 And you have one guy hold the dog.
00:34:44.920 Uh-huh.
00:34:45.200 And then the more capable of the two homosexuals.
00:34:47.740 The chad gay guy, if you will.
00:34:49.660 The more capable homosexual should go out and you basically just fight the dogs.
00:34:55.060 Coyotes are 35 to 40 pounds like on the high end.
00:34:59.500 You can like hunt.
00:35:00.260 And these are city coyotes.
00:35:03.120 Yeah.
00:35:03.260 These are ones that are eating rats and stuff.
00:35:05.040 They're not even big.
00:35:05.800 They're not like Montana coyotes out in the mountains.
00:35:08.240 Mm-hmm.
00:35:08.680 Um, so, you know, you, your coyote starts, coyote starts circling your dog.
00:35:13.760 You're with your partner on a nice walk on the beach in the morning in San Francisco.
00:35:18.160 It's who wants it more right now.
00:35:20.520 Yeah.
00:35:20.860 And the coyotes wanted it more.
00:35:22.180 They, your Pomeranian's gone, brother.
00:35:24.380 You could have maybe taken the dog and like gone in the ocean and like held the dog up.
00:35:28.500 Yeah.
00:35:28.860 And then even if the coyotes come into the ocean.
00:35:31.660 They have no leverage.
00:35:32.560 There's no leverage in the ocean.
00:35:33.740 You can drown them one by one.
00:35:35.100 Yeah.
00:35:35.400 In the bay.
00:35:36.120 Take them in the bay.
00:35:37.080 But, you know, you guys were like, oh my God, is this really happening?
00:35:40.540 Yeah.
00:35:41.120 And then you called the news crew about it.
00:35:43.020 You know what I would do?
00:35:44.260 What?
00:35:44.720 I would, you know how you kick a punt?
00:35:46.580 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:47.060 You punt the first coyote, you chatter his jaw, you flip him over.
00:35:51.900 Yeah.
00:35:52.280 You get to the water, you take the other one, you drown him.
00:35:54.480 And while you're drowning him, you knock out any other ones that come.
00:35:57.240 That's three.
00:35:57.840 Then you wear like you, you skin the coyote and you wear like a coyote pelt on your walks
00:36:03.680 from here on out.
00:36:04.500 And your dog likes you way more.
00:36:06.820 Yeah.
00:36:07.100 Because you saved him and the dog probably didn't used to like you because of the bottoming.
00:36:11.780 Yeah.
00:36:12.580 He saw the bottoming once.
00:36:14.020 He lost respect.
00:36:14.980 You ever see the coyote collars for the little dogs, a spike collar where you can't get thrashed?
00:36:18.840 Yeah.
00:36:19.140 I don't know.
00:36:19.640 Maybe if you're gay and not looking to fight, then you have to get that for your dog.
00:36:23.620 So.
00:36:24.320 Give him a coyote collar.
00:36:25.760 Yeah.
00:36:25.980 And then he calls the news.
00:36:28.240 Yeah.
00:36:28.680 I have the, the gay guys are probably used the dog collar for weird sex stuff.
00:36:33.340 It was in the dungeon with a swing.
00:36:34.860 Yeah.
00:36:35.400 All right.
00:36:35.840 Let's go to our next person who's in the dungeon with a swing.
00:36:39.040 Uh, this person is a Kamala voter.
00:36:42.300 I'm a little trans girl, small and cute.
00:36:45.920 These are my pig tails.
00:36:47.620 Yes, they're real.
00:36:49.460 I get all steamed up.
00:36:51.220 I can't help.
00:36:53.180 That tip me over part sounds kind of inappropriate.
00:36:55.300 So I'm going to stop the song there and keep it kid friendly.
00:36:58.100 For all my young followers out there, stay proud, stay beautiful, and stay kind.
00:37:02.760 I think this justifies a warrant.
00:37:05.620 Yeah.
00:37:06.260 I think at a minimum, we need to hack into the hard drive and see what's going on.
00:37:10.400 Sniff around a little bit.
00:37:11.580 It's funny because the right wing can look at this and just go, oh yeah, this guy, his
00:37:16.460 wires are crossed.
00:37:17.440 His brain's fried.
00:37:18.840 He's, he's fucked up.
00:37:19.880 This guy's like a freak.
00:37:20.880 He's fucked up.
00:37:21.640 Wide birth.
00:37:22.400 No kids around him.
00:37:23.660 Stranger.
00:37:24.300 Stranger danger.
00:37:25.180 You know, stranger danger.
00:37:26.540 There's actually levels to stranger danger.
00:37:28.460 And this one should be tapping the roof.
00:37:30.380 Like one of those, uh, carnival games, like goes all the way up stranger danger.
00:37:35.360 Right.
00:37:35.720 But Democrats can have to, they have to look at this person and put a busy face on and
00:37:41.520 go, oh, this is a serious person.
00:37:43.600 We have to take you seriously.
00:37:45.080 What do you have to say?
00:37:46.280 You represent an oppressed group of people.
00:37:48.300 Yeah.
00:37:48.440 I'll hear you out.
00:37:49.320 You know what?
00:37:49.760 You should tell your story to the city council.
00:37:51.560 Come to the DNC and give a speech.
00:37:54.020 Yeah.
00:37:55.180 So just kind of like, it reminds you, it's imagine like that was your political contemporary.
00:38:00.600 I can't even imagine it.
00:38:01.820 And then what's this like, this person is on TikTok talking about their young followers
00:38:05.900 are here.
00:38:07.420 That's an alarm bell.
00:38:08.500 Write it down, officer.
00:38:10.500 Um, yeah.
00:38:11.560 FBI needs to come visit.
00:38:13.040 But then what is this?
00:38:14.120 This trans guy, this dude is on like the job site with an industrial generator running
00:38:19.180 in the background.
00:38:20.140 What?
00:38:20.820 I didn't notice that part.
00:38:22.420 The whole, the audio is horrible.
00:38:24.120 He's trying to film trans gay content while the generator's running and he's on the job
00:38:28.000 site.
00:38:28.220 He took a break at work.
00:38:29.380 He's got dirty fingernails and shit.
00:38:31.100 He's swinging a sledgehammer later.
00:38:33.080 So that's just girl things, right?
00:38:34.840 Like the right wingest political contemporaries, farmer, police, people who have a small business,
00:38:41.440 people who have kids.
00:38:42.600 Yep.
00:38:43.380 You're on the left.
00:38:44.540 This is who you're voting for Kamala with.
00:38:46.240 Come on.
00:38:46.680 Welcome.
00:38:47.080 Big 10.
00:38:47.560 That would be disqualifying.
00:38:48.440 If I was like looking at politics in like a really zoomed out way, I would just go, oh,
00:38:52.640 who am I going to vote for?
00:38:53.900 The guy who the farmers are voting for or the lady that this person is voting for?
00:38:58.360 Yeah.
00:38:58.740 You turn around and it's like, hey, at the polling station, who are you voting for?
00:39:02.680 And then you change your vote based on whatever they say.
00:39:05.500 Ask the trans person to do the opposite.
00:39:07.620 Yeah.
00:39:08.160 Speaking of trans, remember the boxer, the Algerian boxer who was like, I don't know if
00:39:13.840 it was trans, but like some sort of-
00:39:15.500 Intersex, half a man, XY chromosome.
00:39:18.440 And then everyone came out and defended them and was like, well, they're not a man.
00:39:23.100 They were born with a vagina.
00:39:24.420 Yeah.
00:39:24.980 And then this is a meme.
00:39:26.580 But Ken, the Algerian boxer was born with a vagina.
00:39:29.080 So now that determines gender again?
00:39:31.080 Yeah.
00:39:31.540 It's a good boomer meme for you guys.
00:39:33.520 Sometimes a boomer meme is all it takes to really recenter you.
00:39:36.480 And yeah, it's all identity and nothing matters until they have a point, right?
00:39:43.380 Yeah.
00:39:43.800 Exactly.
00:39:45.040 And isn't that Algerian boxer in the finals now?
00:39:47.500 And it's like the Algerian versus the Taiwanese person who's also half a dude or something.
00:39:51.620 Yeah.
00:39:51.700 Yeah.
00:39:52.180 So it's over, guys.
00:39:53.920 That would be tough because if you were betting on them, you'd have to still pick one of the
00:39:57.760 two men.
00:39:58.480 Yeah.
00:39:58.900 I'd go with the Algerian over Taiwan just because-
00:40:01.660 The reach.
00:40:02.300 Yeah, the reach.
00:40:03.160 Exactly.
00:40:04.100 Speaking of the Olympics, I've been watching the gymnastics.
00:40:06.860 You've seen some of the gymnastics too.
00:40:08.320 Yeah.
00:40:08.480 People go flying down the mat and they really send it.
00:40:10.840 It's pretty cool.
00:40:11.600 They whip it.
00:40:12.100 Simone Biles.
00:40:13.060 I was watching her and then I don't know much about her politics or what she says off
00:40:17.480 the mat, but I saw the way she performed.
00:40:20.360 Very impressive young lady, really talented, really just sends herself up in the air and
00:40:25.460 flips it.
00:40:25.940 Goes crazy.
00:40:26.260 Goes like 11 feet or something I saw.
00:40:28.120 Yeah.
00:40:28.260 Just like flips it.
00:40:29.820 But then, but then she tweeted, I love my black job.
00:40:34.960 Which was a swipe at Trump from the debate when he mentioned black jobs, which obviously
00:40:39.320 are a thing.
00:40:40.540 Yeah.
00:40:41.260 And the reason it is a thing is because one in three black men have a felony conviction.
00:40:46.440 So if you're trying to get a job with a felony, you're actually, you could lose your
00:40:50.940 job to people who are here illegally because they could get the same job someone with a
00:40:56.660 felony could get.
00:40:57.680 Yeah.
00:40:57.860 So that's what a black job is.
00:41:00.200 Not one of three girls on an Olympic gymnastics team that meets every four years.
00:41:05.780 The people from Guatemala aren't taking your job.
00:41:08.480 Yeah.
00:41:08.660 They can't do flips in the air, double, double back twist.
00:41:11.660 Um, and then another thing too, it's like, this is the same boomer meme that we just
00:41:16.720 showed for the Algerian boxer, like now genitals matter or something.
00:41:21.500 The same meme can apply for this.
00:41:23.040 It's like, there's black owned businesses, there's black movies, you know, there's black
00:41:28.720 restaurants and all these X, Y, Z, but then it comes to black jobs.
00:41:32.300 Whoa, that's a step too far, right?
00:41:34.700 Exactly.
00:41:35.240 Everyone for years has been like groomed into looking like at things through a racial lens.
00:41:40.680 Yeah.
00:41:41.320 Oh, this is a black, this is a black owned business or whatever.
00:41:45.100 Amazon's got a dedicated tab for you guys.
00:41:47.220 You go on, has anybody on like Amazon prime recently?
00:41:50.140 It's all like, there's a black movies.
00:41:52.840 Uber eats black owned restaurants.
00:41:54.920 Yeah.
00:41:55.360 But then you start saying, okay, yeah, black businesses, black jobs.
00:41:58.780 No, Trump.
00:42:00.760 What?
00:42:01.180 You're not racist.
00:42:01.960 Are you?
00:42:02.820 Exactly.
00:42:03.460 So we had a lighter cringe this week.
00:42:05.100 So that's the end of cringe.
00:42:06.500 Are you sure you don't want to play this one?
00:42:08.040 We can play it.
00:42:08.880 We have a black Israelites clip.
00:42:11.280 Okay.
00:42:11.640 Let's just play it.
00:42:12.480 Let's see.
00:42:12.980 I don't have much commentary.
00:42:14.000 You're showing the act of humility, man.
00:42:15.700 That's great.
00:42:16.280 You're not the first person to do this, man.
00:42:18.520 But when Christ comes back, some of these brothers might remember your face, man.
00:42:22.180 I like these guys.
00:42:22.880 You might not get your head cut off, man.
00:42:24.940 All right?
00:42:27.200 Go ahead.
00:42:28.060 So they found a sucker.
00:42:29.700 Brother, you a part of this too?
00:42:30.660 And he's kissing the black Israelite shoes.
00:42:32.720 I don't know why.
00:42:33.520 He kisses that too, man.
00:42:36.460 I'm kissing, man.
00:42:37.260 He humbles himself.
00:42:39.000 You get the point.
00:42:42.800 We was Jews.
00:42:44.300 I don't even know their beliefs, but I know they're crazy.
00:42:47.960 And then their preaching or whatever is just kind of like trying to antagonize people on
00:42:53.220 the sidewalk.
00:42:53.860 And then the reason I just wanted to play this is because this guy, this white guy, that's
00:43:00.260 the best they can do.
00:43:02.000 He gave them what they wanted.
00:43:03.600 Kiss our feet.
00:43:04.440 We're the chosen black Hebrew Israelites.
00:43:07.400 We were originally from Israel.
00:43:08.900 They've got what?
00:43:10.520 We invented the whole world.
00:43:11.660 Then they stole it.
00:43:12.500 Then they stole it.
00:43:13.800 So I don't know, man.
00:43:15.360 I'm fascinated by these types of guys.
00:43:17.360 Their main activity is just like kind of getting in fights on the sidewalk.
00:43:21.260 And then this guy gave them what they wanted.
00:43:23.880 So that's what-
00:43:24.300 And they have a similar brain capacity bandwidth to the Muslims.
00:43:28.700 Yeah.
00:43:29.240 Where they're not looking to debate.
00:43:30.560 They're not even going to have like a high level conversation.
00:43:32.740 They just want to like physically impose and dominate you.
00:43:35.540 Be militant a little bit.
00:43:36.940 And be militant.
00:43:37.600 So, you know.
00:43:38.860 You're not going to get into a fight on the sidewalk on your way to work, are you?
00:43:42.400 They kind of like call your bluff.
00:43:43.860 So it's just a kind of group you walk tall, you widen your shoulders, and you kind of just
00:43:48.840 walk through and don't really listen.
00:43:50.500 Because any sort of escalation, they'll escalate it.
00:43:53.760 I just wanted to do that because it's a group who's obviously extremely cringe who we've never
00:43:57.880 really talked about in cringe.
00:43:58.900 So I didn't want to let you skip that one.
00:44:00.560 We got to do a deeper dive because I see a lot of those clips and we kind of just ignore
00:44:03.840 them.
00:44:04.140 But that's a good group to make fun of.
00:44:05.720 Yeah.
00:44:06.360 All right.
00:44:06.680 We're on to Urban Decay.
00:44:08.080 All right.
00:44:08.560 We have a new drug.
00:44:09.960 Well, not new.
00:44:10.520 It's an old drug that's been around for a long time that the urban youths, the youths
00:44:15.640 are now getting into.
00:44:16.880 Yeah.
00:44:17.060 And I like how in the intro you were like, oh, there's a new drug going on.
00:44:20.200 We'll tell you everything you need to know.
00:44:21.720 Like it's telling like the local moms what to look out for.
00:44:25.580 But nobody's going to be doing this.
00:44:27.240 It's just something we noticed was an uptick for urban youths.
00:44:30.460 And the drug is Whippets.
00:44:32.200 Whippets.
00:44:32.680 So Whippets, which are like, you know.
00:44:35.320 Nitrous oxide in a can.
00:44:36.800 Yeah.
00:44:37.140 Yeah.
00:44:37.320 Yeah.
00:44:37.500 And they, it gives you, it gets you like high for like one minute, like the least amount
00:44:42.420 of time ever.
00:44:42.960 And it's usually kind of a white people drug.
00:44:45.520 Like what's the concert that they all do where they have the balloons, Grateful Dead
00:44:49.860 or something.
00:44:50.500 Grateful Dead.
00:44:51.120 Yeah.
00:44:51.300 I actually had a friend in college who did Whippets while going down, sledding down a
00:44:56.400 hill.
00:44:56.620 And the next day I feel like I had a brain hangover.
00:44:59.960 Yeah.
00:45:02.460 Yeah.
00:45:03.240 So, so here's the video.
00:45:04.940 Here's the video.
00:45:05.540 Yo, TikTok, check me out.
00:45:07.980 I got that motherfucker, motherfucker.
00:45:10.560 Y'all know what this is.
00:45:19.600 Why this bitch got that nigga hit?
00:45:21.580 You know what I'm saying?
00:45:23.420 I'm talking about Whippet, Whippet, Whippet, Whippet, Whippet, Whippet real hard.
00:45:27.460 Stupid ass.
00:45:28.200 Hey, OG, OG, OG, OG, OG.
00:45:33.920 This bitch got a nigga friend, OG.
00:45:36.860 This actually a call for help and shit.
00:45:41.780 Yeah.
00:45:42.360 So this is a trend that I've noticed.
00:45:44.360 And like, you can't really search it on social media.
00:45:46.780 I've seen it a lot on TikTok and I've seen, but you can't search Whippets.
00:45:50.780 It shows you like a harm reduction page.
00:45:53.680 Like, please don't do this, which God bless TikTok, right?
00:45:58.040 But it's a new trend.
00:46:00.040 You see the thing that he had in his hand?
00:46:01.580 I've never seen one of those before.
00:46:03.240 You can buy like a giant thing of Whippets for like 50 bucks and it gets you zooted all day.
00:46:08.480 But you can't say Whippets to the person you buy it from at like the smoke shops.
00:46:12.080 Do you have to say like whipped cream canister?
00:46:14.180 Yeah, exactly.
00:46:15.040 And everyone's an amateur chef all of a sudden.
00:46:17.500 Yeah, you know a little too much about this.
00:46:19.580 You know a little too much.
00:46:20.740 I'm starting to think that Slade guy was you.
00:46:23.220 At least the dumb people that are doing this are now like dumb, dumb.
00:46:29.360 Yeah.
00:46:29.720 And you know the term stupid, stupid?
00:46:31.340 Stu, Stu.
00:46:31.760 Stu, Stu, yeah.
00:46:32.480 Like, at least we're not having to pretend that like we need to win this guy's vote.
00:46:36.680 It's like, oh, this guy's retarded.
00:46:38.000 Let's just write him off.
00:46:39.120 Look how retarded he is.
00:46:39.940 And that's who Kamala Harris and her team make sure they get the vote collected from.
00:46:44.240 They get the ballot and then somebody else fills it out.
00:46:46.760 But this guy, that's my next point, is like this is the last community it should be a part of.
00:46:52.780 This guy's already got a fried brain IQ and now he's doing a drug that literally just deprives oxygen and causes brain cells to die immediately.
00:47:01.900 The brain damage can be permanent.
00:47:04.040 Yeah.
00:47:04.260 So I don't think you have any room to spare, you know?
00:47:07.940 Albert Einstein could probably get away with a couple of whippets.
00:47:10.500 He could have a fun weekend in college.
00:47:12.580 But the A.O.G., I'm crazy on this whippet.
00:47:15.840 You're already retarded.
00:47:17.560 So I don't know, man.
00:47:19.680 Is this good?
00:47:20.620 Is this bad?
00:47:21.260 It's obviously bad.
00:47:22.200 And they're being targeted with like these colorful new whippet things.
00:47:25.920 But this might be like a re-up of the crack epidemic, but make them even more retarded.
00:47:31.020 Yeah.
00:47:31.420 And then this type of person or this person will end up like shot or dead or homeless.
00:47:36.540 And then people will be like, oh, we feel so bad.
00:47:39.080 Like, how can we help these people?
00:47:41.220 And it's like, no, you were doing whippets.
00:47:42.720 He dug his own grave.
00:47:43.760 He jumped in with both feet, right?
00:47:45.720 Yeah.
00:47:46.080 And you know how people say you become the five people you hang around?
00:47:49.200 Yeah.
00:47:49.680 Yeah.
00:47:50.140 Watch your circle because you become who you're friends with.
00:47:53.500 Exactly.
00:47:54.360 And that is important.
00:47:55.440 And when I used to be fat, Richard would always say, Fleck is you're too fat.
00:47:59.700 You're too fat.
00:48:00.360 And I go, okay.
00:48:01.300 And I go less fat, you know?
00:48:02.980 Yeah.
00:48:03.440 But friends see you go whippets and go, ha ha.
00:48:06.920 Bad bunch.
00:48:07.660 Bad bunch.
00:48:08.440 You're all, you kids are getting fried now.
00:48:10.780 Yeah.
00:48:11.700 Which takes us to our next group.
00:48:13.180 Speaking of stupid, stupid, dumb, dumb.
00:48:15.440 Stew, stew.
00:48:15.940 Stew, stew.
00:48:16.660 So, um, Justin Awad has a banger new clip from his time in New York City asking people
00:48:22.520 very basic questions.
00:48:23.860 Who becomes president if the current president can't serve anymore?
00:48:26.800 The last president?
00:48:28.540 Yes.
00:48:29.020 Very good.
00:48:29.520 Do you know who won the Civil War, East or West?
00:48:32.920 Um, East?
00:48:38.280 Yes.
00:48:38.860 When I was 20 years old, my sister was half my age.
00:48:41.460 And now I'm 50 years old.
00:48:42.520 How old is she?
00:48:43.640 She's half my age, East.
00:48:44.940 Uh, you're 20, she was half your age.
00:48:47.900 And now you're 50?
00:48:49.460 25?
00:48:50.500 Yes.
00:48:50.920 Do you know who the current vice president is?
00:48:53.940 Uh, now you see it.
00:48:57.300 Trump.
00:48:58.360 Uh, Trump.
00:49:01.240 Yes.
00:49:01.800 Do you know what 3 plus 3 divided by 3 is?
00:49:04.520 3 plus 3 is 6 divided by 3.
00:49:06.900 Nah, I can't do that right now.
00:49:10.140 A round walk.
00:49:10.640 Give me, like, a best guess.
00:49:12.720 I'm not doing that right now.
00:49:13.780 Give me your best guess.
00:49:14.660 A number, a number.
00:49:15.400 Wait, 3 divided by 3.
00:49:17.380 Wait, what'd you say?
00:49:18.060 3 plus 3 divided by 3.
00:49:19.640 3 plus 3 divided by 3.
00:49:21.940 I don't think we could do that, right?
00:49:23.460 Wait.
00:49:24.340 Yeah, that's against the laws of physics.
00:49:26.540 It's not even math.
00:49:27.800 6 divided by 3.
00:49:28.960 I don't think you can do that.
00:49:31.080 And then people always say, like,
00:49:32.580 oh, he edits out the ones who get it right.
00:49:34.460 As if, like, Times Square Manhattan
00:49:36.700 and these are the people
00:49:37.760 isn't, like, exactly who you're dealing with
00:49:39.920 on average in other cities across the country.
00:49:41.980 Yeah.
00:49:42.280 I think those are your average people.
00:49:43.980 They come from across the country
00:49:45.520 to go visit Times Square
00:49:46.700 because the only people who go to Times Square
00:49:48.460 are people from, like, middle America
00:49:50.200 or, like, weird street rats
00:49:51.580 who are from New York.
00:49:52.600 Yeah.
00:49:53.120 So make sure you guys follow Justin Awad.
00:49:55.040 He does a great...
00:49:55.820 The way he does it,
00:49:56.960 like, he's making fun of them to their face.
00:49:59.860 Yeah.
00:50:00.040 Like, that's...
00:50:01.320 That's pretty high-quality stuff.
00:50:02.960 I know.
00:50:03.460 Kind of reminds me of a young Fleckus.
00:50:05.760 Yeah.
00:50:06.560 This is about me.
00:50:08.280 That's a good point.
00:50:09.740 This is about...
00:50:10.580 This all comes back to being about me.
00:50:12.360 You've been doing too many whippets on the sled.
00:50:15.040 All right.
00:50:15.620 Let's go to the next guy.
00:50:17.220 EBT machines are down.
00:50:19.060 Welcome to Walmart in Pennsylvania
00:50:20.940 and people are upset
00:50:22.420 because the EBT machines are down
00:50:25.840 on the first of the month.
00:50:28.260 How is that?
00:50:29.020 On Walmart's busiest day,
00:50:33.800 EBT machines are down.
00:50:36.300 It's crazy.
00:50:39.020 People need their food.
00:50:41.360 People have...
00:50:42.360 The sad thing about it is
00:50:43.520 people have paid money
00:50:44.640 to get a ride up to the store
00:50:46.640 and this might be their only cash
00:50:49.700 to be able to get to the store.
00:50:51.420 And being that the cards are down,
00:50:53.320 now their whole month
00:50:54.740 can be thrown off.
00:50:56.640 Some people got to pay 25, 30 bucks
00:50:58.720 just to get to Walmart.
00:51:00.300 Listen.
00:51:00.500 EBT is currently down
00:51:02.000 by the nationwide downage
00:51:03.680 of EBT.
00:51:05.680 Nationwide outage of EBT.
00:51:07.280 I do not believe it's going to go through.
00:51:09.180 We've had a lot of food.
00:51:10.800 Ford is not able to be going through.
00:51:12.720 EBT is down.
00:51:14.340 You heard it.
00:51:15.140 EBT is down.
00:51:16.760 It's crazy.
00:51:17.480 Nationwide.
00:51:17.920 So I look at this
00:51:20.040 and obviously we hate people with EBT.
00:51:22.000 Not hate.
00:51:22.880 I mean, people abuse EBT,
00:51:25.040 they're scumbags, whatever.
00:51:26.520 The first of the month
00:51:27.480 is when they get all their EBT.
00:51:29.640 So you should not,
00:51:30.780 you should be avoid maxing Walmart
00:51:32.620 on the first of the month.
00:51:34.060 That's a good point.
00:51:34.720 So I didn't know that.
00:51:35.640 The whole,
00:51:36.260 everyone with EBT flocks to it
00:51:38.220 from miles away.
00:51:39.740 And he starts complaining
00:51:41.240 about EBT being down like once.
00:51:43.460 Yeah.
00:51:43.940 And people might have paid
00:51:44.960 to get a ride here
00:51:46.340 so they could suck on the taxpayers
00:51:48.180 and take a little more.
00:51:49.480 It's like, eat it.
00:51:50.800 Eat it.
00:51:51.540 You know,
00:51:52.520 a little hardship
00:51:53.540 on the way to all your free stuff
00:51:55.080 that nobody else gets.
00:51:56.380 We're paying $18.99 for Denny's.
00:51:58.540 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:51:59.760 You got to get another ride to Walmart.
00:52:01.420 I'm a little more compassionate.
00:52:02.740 I feel like this is really sad
00:52:04.080 that these like desperately poor people
00:52:06.280 aren't able to take their EBT
00:52:08.040 and trade it for 50 cents
00:52:09.840 on the dollar for cash
00:52:10.920 so they can buy weed
00:52:11.840 and Spirit Airlines tickets
00:52:13.120 to Miami in August.
00:52:14.420 I know.
00:52:14.980 That's actually, hey,
00:52:15.800 moment of silence for the EBT.
00:52:18.180 50 cents on the dollar.
00:52:19.940 Yeah, that's so fucked up.
00:52:21.240 They can't do their scams
00:52:22.380 backed by taxpayer dollars.
00:52:24.580 But yeah, it's so funny to me
00:52:25.960 that we, like our whole life,
00:52:28.120 I've never once known
00:52:29.580 if there was a separate EBT machine
00:52:31.720 or if there was something
00:52:32.700 that reads it.
00:52:33.900 I don't know anything
00:52:34.520 about the system.
00:52:36.120 And then other people
00:52:36.880 are like dependent on this thing
00:52:38.640 that most people
00:52:39.720 like kind of are blind to.
00:52:41.360 Yeah, and they have like six kids.
00:52:42.900 Yeah.
00:52:43.120 I don't even do unemployment.
00:52:44.660 I know.
00:52:45.280 Like I've had times
00:52:46.140 where I don't have a job
00:52:47.360 or I'm trying to figure it out
00:52:48.300 and it's like,
00:52:49.060 I don't,
00:52:49.580 I never did unemployment.
00:52:50.740 But I think you have to get fired.
00:52:52.120 So I think you get fired
00:52:53.460 and then you do unemployment.
00:52:54.940 So you're saying I never got fired.
00:52:56.220 Pretty much.
00:52:56.900 You're saying those whippets
00:52:57.780 didn't affect me long term.
00:52:59.340 Well, I don't know what jobs you have.
00:53:01.520 You don't do whippets at all.
00:53:02.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:03.660 Never, never.
00:53:05.480 Not even college once
00:53:06.900 in Kyle's room.
00:53:09.000 But that's a joke again.
00:53:11.840 And I don't know
00:53:12.680 where the sledding came from.
00:53:13.800 I never went sledding in college.
00:53:15.400 So I totally disavow.
00:53:17.180 Yeah, me too.
00:53:18.580 But yeah, EBT,
00:53:20.000 it's a crisis that
00:53:21.160 there's an underground iceberg crisis
00:53:23.600 that's going on
00:53:24.280 that none of you guys
00:53:24.980 even know about.
00:53:25.800 So.
00:53:25.960 Yep.
00:53:26.120 Our last clip of Urban Decay,
00:53:28.540 the Foot Locker
00:53:29.560 getting looted on live TV.
00:53:32.700 We're told that no police
00:53:34.060 are on the scene right now.
00:53:35.540 And Dave,
00:53:36.240 we can actually see people.
00:53:38.500 Yeah, they're they're just taking
00:53:40.080 picking that guy right there
00:53:41.980 as four boxes that
00:53:43.060 that guy's walking out
00:53:44.220 with two boxes
00:53:44.800 looking right at our cameraman.
00:53:46.060 Lou, Lou,
00:53:46.840 I hope you're safe out there.
00:53:48.740 This is obviously
00:53:49.940 all happening right now,
00:53:51.180 unfolding at 33rd and King Drive.
00:53:53.460 At a.
00:53:54.280 Someone smashed the window.
00:53:56.980 You know,
00:53:57.400 her she's clearly on camera.
00:53:58.600 You can identify her now.
00:54:00.260 And here's another woman
00:54:01.080 she's walking out with.
00:54:02.120 I don't know what that is.
00:54:02.960 It appears to be something
00:54:03.640 maybe or clothing.
00:54:05.040 Clothing.
00:54:05.580 With some tag.
00:54:06.240 But leftists will be like,
00:54:07.380 how do you know
00:54:07.740 they didn't buy it?
00:54:08.820 How do you know
00:54:09.360 they didn't buy those sneakers?
00:54:10.520 Maybe they bought them inside.
00:54:11.820 And this was Chicago
00:54:12.840 and CBS News
00:54:13.580 just happened to catch them.
00:54:14.400 And I think this was another
00:54:15.440 drive the stolen car
00:54:16.780 into the door thing.
00:54:18.080 Which you drive the stolen car
00:54:19.400 into the building
00:54:20.220 and then you get out
00:54:21.120 and steal everything.
00:54:22.120 Yeah.
00:54:22.620 It's like a way to break a lock.
00:54:24.020 It's a parlay.
00:54:24.940 Yeah.
00:54:25.220 But us reality enjoyers,
00:54:27.620 we can see that
00:54:28.540 and know exactly
00:54:29.180 what's going on.
00:54:30.400 Obviously,
00:54:30.840 society has fallen apart.
00:54:32.680 We see it with the homeless people.
00:54:34.240 We see it with everyone's jobs,
00:54:35.440 the illegals getting prioritized.
00:54:37.440 I saw this on Twitter.
00:54:38.540 There was a Star Trek show
00:54:40.080 from 1995
00:54:41.080 that kind of predict,
00:54:43.000 oh,
00:54:43.240 they did predict it
00:54:44.220 for 2024.
00:54:45.140 Look at this.
00:54:45.660 What is this place?
00:54:48.060 Sanctuary district.
00:54:50.840 21st century history
00:54:51.740 is not one of my strong points.
00:54:53.620 Too depressing.
00:54:55.080 It's been a hobby of mine.
00:54:57.460 They made some ugly mistakes,
00:54:59.260 but they also paved the way
00:55:00.980 for a lot of things
00:55:01.680 we now take for granted.
00:55:03.520 I assume this is one
00:55:04.520 of those mistakes.
00:55:05.760 A bad one.
00:55:07.120 By the early 2020s,
00:55:08.480 there was a place like this
00:55:09.520 in every major city
00:55:10.700 in the United States.
00:55:12.420 Why are these people in here?
00:55:13.600 Are they criminals?
00:55:15.580 No.
00:55:16.020 People with criminal records
00:55:17.160 weren't allowed
00:55:17.620 in the sanctuary districts.
00:55:19.400 Then what do they do
00:55:20.000 to deserve this?
00:55:21.380 Nothing.
00:55:22.660 Just people.
00:55:24.420 Without jobs
00:55:25.400 or places to live.
00:55:27.100 So they get put in here?
00:55:29.440 Welcome to the 21st century,
00:55:31.400 Doctor.
00:55:32.640 That's pretty interesting.
00:55:34.020 Yeah.
00:55:34.360 The sanctuary district
00:55:35.520 where it's all just encampments
00:55:37.280 and people on the streets.
00:55:38.860 Living in squalor.
00:55:39.700 There's one tiny thing
00:55:41.140 they didn't get right.
00:55:42.920 They made it all white people.
00:55:44.400 It's not a single minority
00:55:45.620 in the Star Trek world.
00:55:46.860 And that's probably
00:55:47.440 because there weren't
00:55:48.260 that many minorities
00:55:49.060 in America in 1995.
00:55:51.400 And then the free basins
00:55:52.620 gave them the predictive
00:55:53.500 programming script
00:55:54.540 and they go,
00:55:55.120 oh, make a sanctuary area
00:55:57.000 for all people
00:55:58.160 who are, you know,
00:55:59.680 destitute
00:56:00.100 and have no money
00:56:00.880 in living in squalor.
00:56:02.000 And they go,
00:56:02.460 okay, that's weird.
00:56:03.780 But they couldn't think
00:56:04.880 all the way through it
00:56:06.020 and say it's going to be
00:56:07.220 a bunch of illegals
00:56:07.960 from third world countries.
00:56:08.900 Yeah.
00:56:09.440 And then fentanyl addicts.
00:56:10.520 And the white ones,
00:56:11.220 they'll all be fentanyl addicts.
00:56:12.160 So they'll all be like
00:56:12.820 writhing on the ground
00:56:13.740 or doing that fentanyl lean.
00:56:15.500 So they missed
00:56:16.560 a couple key points.
00:56:17.520 Yeah, they did.
00:56:18.260 They didn't get
00:56:18.580 the full, full script.
00:56:20.660 All right.
00:56:21.240 Well, don't get too down
00:56:22.000 or too depressed.
00:56:22.620 Moving on to Uplifting Gold.
00:56:23.760 Yeah.
00:56:24.000 We have some great
00:56:24.560 Uplifting stuff.
00:56:25.200 Our first is
00:56:25.860 the jump rope.
00:56:29.620 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56:31.000 Looks like this kid's
00:56:32.500 going to do some jump rope.
00:56:34.120 It was a dog.
00:56:40.060 A dog was doing it.
00:56:43.100 He was jumping the rope.
00:56:44.440 There you go.
00:56:45.300 That's Uplifting.
00:56:46.120 Nice job, buddy.
00:56:46.780 Forget the migrants.
00:56:48.260 Forget everything.
00:56:49.400 The DNC,
00:56:50.340 the stolen election.
00:56:51.840 Denny's being $1,800.
00:56:54.020 $1,800.
00:56:55.100 That's my predictive programming.
00:56:56.660 That's the year 2039.
00:56:59.120 It's going to be $100
00:56:59.940 after hyperinflation.
00:57:01.200 After the stock market crash
00:57:02.440 causes the money printers
00:57:03.720 to go back on.
00:57:04.640 Woo!
00:57:06.180 Oh.
00:57:06.660 We just 10X it twice.
00:57:08.100 Yep.
00:57:08.860 All right.
00:57:09.420 Let's go to our next clip.
00:57:10.520 The old guy singing.
00:57:12.660 Swinging in the backyard.
00:57:14.580 Pull up in your fast car.
00:57:16.700 Whistling my name.
00:57:20.400 Open up a beer
00:57:21.660 and you say
00:57:22.600 get over here
00:57:23.640 and play video games.
00:57:26.660 I'm in his favorite sundress
00:57:29.980 watching me get undressed
00:57:31.940 Take that body downtown
00:57:34.100 All right.
00:57:35.520 It starts to get a little weird.
00:57:36.540 That line got a little squirrely
00:57:38.080 for an elderly pensioner.
00:57:39.720 I'm in his big arms.
00:57:40.940 Yeah.
00:57:41.440 And I'm seeing stars.
00:57:42.780 This is all I think of.
00:57:43.880 You're making the guy a twink now.
00:57:45.460 I know.
00:57:45.840 And that guy's nice
00:57:46.680 because he sings
00:57:47.340 and I like it
00:57:48.600 because he sings
00:57:50.020 and I like it.
00:57:51.820 But then he has he, him
00:57:53.340 in his profile.
00:57:54.680 Tough.
00:57:55.620 Tough.
00:57:55.780 They just trick some old man
00:57:57.040 into thinking he's being nice.
00:57:58.320 I know.
00:57:58.800 That's the sad part.
00:57:59.860 He doesn't understand.
00:58:00.720 He doesn't know.
00:58:01.500 He just goes,
00:58:02.260 oh, okay.
00:58:03.160 So someone's got him.
00:58:04.520 Someone's got his arm like this
00:58:05.860 and they're like,
00:58:06.420 you should.
00:58:07.100 Yeah, you should, Grandpa.
00:58:08.020 She runs the TikTok.
00:58:09.340 Probably something like that.
00:58:10.380 Yeah, absolutely.
00:58:11.280 Our next thing of uplifting,
00:58:13.540 Trump got a gift from a rapper.
00:58:17.360 Is that a rapper?
00:58:18.500 I think he's an artist.
00:58:19.580 An artist.
00:58:20.020 An artist.
00:58:20.140 And he made Trump
00:58:28.260 a little assassination art
00:58:29.780 with like some jewels
00:58:30.700 or like little bedazzle stuff.
00:58:32.720 Yeah.
00:58:34.360 What does Trump do?
00:58:35.560 He likes it.
00:58:42.820 All right.
00:58:43.660 That's nice.
00:58:44.320 Thank you very much.
00:58:50.140 Steals it.
00:58:55.740 Trump's going to sign it for him.
00:58:57.340 Yeah, we should figure out
00:58:58.040 this guy's name.
00:58:58.660 Give him a little shout out.
00:58:59.960 We will.
00:59:00.680 We will.
00:59:01.940 That's nice.
00:59:03.180 And that's not even trying
00:59:04.980 to appeal to black voters.
00:59:06.120 That's just like him interacting
00:59:07.200 authentically with a black guy.
00:59:09.300 He doesn't have to say,
00:59:10.160 hey, what's up, my dog?
00:59:11.440 Or like make his skin darker.
00:59:13.260 We out in these streets
00:59:14.560 like Kamala.
00:59:15.760 Yeah, exactly.
00:59:16.640 Just be yourself and respectful.
00:59:18.340 Yeah.
00:59:18.500 All right.
00:59:18.840 For our last bit
00:59:20.540 of uplifting,
00:59:21.420 we have some show shout outs,
00:59:23.180 which is very uplifting.
00:59:25.020 This guy got his license plate
00:59:26.460 to say Fleckus.
00:59:27.220 Have we showed that one yet?
00:59:28.140 No, we have not.
00:59:29.320 Very cool.
00:59:30.220 He's holding a gun.
00:59:31.020 He's brandishing a weapon as well.
00:59:32.340 Brandishing a weapon.
00:59:33.460 What is that?
00:59:34.400 And he has a Fleckus license plate.
00:59:36.280 That's uplifting.
00:59:36.980 So he got it.
00:59:38.040 He went and got Fleckus
00:59:39.620 and requested it
00:59:40.240 for the state of Iowa.
00:59:41.140 He's one of one in Iowa.
00:59:42.080 Yeah.
00:59:42.580 All right.
00:59:42.780 And there's one in Arizona.
00:59:44.140 Good for him.
00:59:45.020 There's another one.
00:59:45.940 I forget the other one.
00:59:46.920 Dude, that's good shit.
00:59:47.680 That's a lot.
00:59:48.460 And here are these next guys.
00:59:49.160 How much feel good for you?
00:59:50.460 I think so.
00:59:51.220 Does that feel good or?
00:59:52.780 Yeah.
00:59:53.320 I was going to say,
00:59:54.140 he goes crazy for you.
00:59:55.740 He loves it.
00:59:56.700 I'm going to send you shirts.
00:59:57.660 I think I already did send him shirts.
00:59:59.080 And then here's another one.
01:00:00.720 He did the same thing
01:00:01.900 with two more guns
01:00:03.020 in an Iowa cornfield.
01:00:04.840 And he spray painted
01:00:06.020 Rat Boy on the ground
01:00:06.980 in like the orange construction
01:00:09.000 where you mark the water lines.
01:00:11.440 Wow.
01:00:12.020 Does that feel good for you?
01:00:13.140 It feels better.
01:00:14.400 Yeah.
01:00:14.740 Feel a little better
01:00:15.420 now that I'm included.
01:00:16.560 That's good.
01:00:17.180 All right.
01:00:17.560 That's an important guy.
01:00:19.240 Next is these guys
01:00:20.920 who work at a place
01:00:22.400 shouting us out.
01:00:24.340 Clicker Stocks
01:00:25.080 is the best new podcast
01:00:26.180 of all time.
01:00:28.940 That was great.
01:00:29.840 He's got a gator head.
01:00:30.960 All right.
01:00:31.500 And there's you.
01:00:32.440 Rat Boy Doppelganger.
01:00:33.160 There's you.
01:00:33.340 There's you right there
01:00:34.140 on the left.
01:00:34.880 That could be me.
01:00:36.120 That guy looks better than me.
01:00:37.200 All right.
01:00:37.940 And then...
01:00:39.200 He's got a job.
01:00:39.900 He's got a uniform.
01:00:41.020 Yeah.
01:00:41.640 That's pretty good.
01:00:42.300 And then our next clip
01:00:43.720 is a major show watcher
01:00:46.500 and bonus lander, Shelby.
01:00:48.300 She does great stuff.
01:00:50.440 She made us a ceramic
01:00:52.740 Fleckus Talks plate,
01:00:54.600 which is super cool.
01:00:56.660 And this is a little
01:00:57.400 time lapse of it.
01:01:00.340 Ceramics.buy.shelby
01:01:02.700 is her Instagram.
01:01:03.660 So make sure you guys
01:01:04.220 go follow her.
01:01:05.920 She's a show watcher
01:01:07.300 and she's very, very talented.
01:01:08.760 Look at that.
01:01:09.080 Look at that.
01:01:09.660 She's the one who...
01:01:11.580 She's in the rat chat
01:01:12.380 and she is the one
01:01:15.020 who named the Whippet
01:01:17.040 Richard Rap Boy.
01:01:17.880 I remember the dog
01:01:18.520 named after Richard Rap Boy.
01:01:19.740 Yeah.
01:01:20.220 So many talent.
01:01:21.060 Multi-talented person here.
01:01:22.740 Multi-talented.
01:01:23.780 Very cool.
01:01:24.580 And we're...
01:01:25.640 We can't announce it yet,
01:01:26.940 but it's late in the show.
01:01:28.900 Her and I might do
01:01:30.420 a collaboration
01:01:31.260 for Christmas time
01:01:32.600 and sell those plates
01:01:33.640 so you can hang them
01:01:34.440 on your shelf
01:01:35.820 in your house.
01:01:36.380 There you go.
01:01:37.040 Sick shit.
01:01:37.800 I don't know.
01:01:38.980 All right, next.
01:01:39.800 This guy...
01:01:40.960 This is a baby
01:01:41.600 watching the show,
01:01:42.380 I believe.
01:01:42.960 Fresh baby.
01:01:43.660 Two months old, I think.
01:01:45.800 Show watcher.
01:01:46.360 Rush is watching.
01:01:49.520 Oh, Rush Topping.
01:01:51.660 Wow.
01:01:52.320 There you go.
01:01:53.580 All right.
01:01:54.140 Our next shout out.
01:01:55.320 This is Rob.
01:01:56.360 Yep.
01:01:56.780 This is a good one.
01:01:57.580 Rob's knocking...
01:01:58.260 It's Talks Podcast.
01:01:59.620 Make the best new podcast
01:02:00.660 of all time.
01:02:02.600 He went for...
01:02:03.440 The attempt.
01:02:05.440 Couldn't do it.
01:02:05.980 You might get in trouble
01:02:06.600 for doing that, Rob.
01:02:07.580 Yep.
01:02:07.980 You gotta be careful.
01:02:09.320 And then next,
01:02:09.840 we have another
01:02:10.280 young show watcher
01:02:11.900 shouting us out
01:02:13.420 after making a free throw.
01:02:20.740 It's like a sauce.
01:02:22.080 The best new podcast
01:02:23.000 of all time.
01:02:24.660 Love it.
01:02:25.320 Thank you.
01:02:25.920 Very cool.
01:02:27.120 And then we got a shout out
01:02:28.260 at like a trivia night
01:02:29.520 or a bingo night.
01:02:30.340 Don't get too depressed.
01:02:33.300 We've got some
01:02:33.700 uplifting gold
01:02:34.420 coming in the second half.
01:02:36.120 Second half of this game
01:02:37.120 is brought to you
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01:02:39.800 Voted best new podcast
01:02:40.840 of all time.
01:02:43.800 Take that score sheet
01:02:44.640 and flip her over.
01:02:46.540 You guys want a puppy.
01:02:47.500 That's pretty good.
01:02:48.480 Trivia night.
01:02:49.320 That's very cool.
01:02:51.520 That was...
01:02:52.480 That made my day.
01:02:53.480 Yeah.
01:02:53.720 I got that as a surprise.
01:02:55.000 That was in San Antonio.
01:02:56.220 Very cool.
01:02:57.300 That is so nice.
01:02:58.760 Thank you guys for watching.
01:03:00.280 I just spit a little bit.
01:03:01.220 Another Fleckens Talks
01:03:01.960 in the books.
01:03:02.420 Please like share.
01:03:02.900 It's all the whippets.
01:03:03.560 He's retarded now.
01:03:04.700 I'm all cooked.
01:03:06.520 Like, share, subscribe,
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01:03:08.220 FleckensTalks.com
01:03:08.900 for bonus land.
01:03:09.560 Like we mentioned earlier
01:03:10.340 during the ad read,
01:03:11.160 if you guys want to go
01:03:11.800 for an extra 30 minutes,
01:03:13.000 I'm down.
01:03:13.780 I'm down too.
01:03:14.720 Rap Boy's down
01:03:15.480 and we do it every time.
01:03:16.880 Yeah.
01:03:17.080 So sign up.
01:03:18.560 Go check out the content.
01:03:19.860 There's a huge backlog of stuff
01:03:21.420 like hours and hours
01:03:22.540 and hours and hours
01:03:23.400 four hours a month.
01:03:25.200 That's a lot.
01:03:26.220 Okay.
01:03:26.840 That's like eight hours a month
01:03:28.540 is the regular show.
01:03:29.800 So it's like a 50% extra.
01:03:32.720 Yeah.
01:03:33.160 Of more content.
01:03:34.400 It's quick math.
01:03:35.160 All right.
01:03:35.840 Thank you guys for watching.
01:03:36.880 We'll see you in bonus land
01:03:38.020 and then we'll see you on Friday.
01:03:40.860 Yeah, girl.
01:03:41.320 I'm out here in these streets
01:03:42.500 and let me.
01:03:43.100 You're lying, bitch.
01:03:45.100 You out in these streets.
01:03:46.120 In a world of chaos,
01:03:51.960 do voices ring.
01:03:55.100 Flex talks is the place
01:03:56.740 for your friends to bring.
01:04:00.260 From urban decay
01:04:01.700 to cringe of the weak.
01:04:05.580 They shine a light
01:04:07.060 on the bold and unique.
01:04:10.620 Talking about the news,
01:04:11.940 they break it down.
01:04:13.160 With humor and grit,
01:04:14.620 they wear the crown.
01:04:15.780 From fancy hearings
01:04:17.220 to urban scenes
01:04:18.400 that dissect the chaos
01:04:19.960 behind the screens.
01:04:21.540 Words are just words
01:04:23.180 until action starts.
01:04:26.900 Protesters gather
01:04:28.320 and do their parts.
01:04:31.960 But words speak louder
01:04:33.580 than actions do.
01:04:36.620 And even sometimes
01:04:38.220 it's the right thing to do.
01:04:41.260 Talking about the world
01:04:42.600 of cringe and crime.
01:04:44.940 Fuckers Talks,
01:04:46.020 the best new podcast
01:04:47.540 of all time.
01:04:48.620 No wooden spoon,
01:04:50.520 just a desk in candor.
01:04:52.980 Making fun of the propaganda.
01:04:55.120 With courage
01:04:59.460 and humor
01:05:00.600 they face the fray.
01:05:03.620 Speaking truths
01:05:04.580 that guide the way
01:05:05.600 from viral trends
01:05:07.160 to pressing news.
01:05:09.100 Was it the blacks
01:05:09.940 or maybe the Jews?
01:05:11.920 In bonus land,
01:05:13.140 exclusive content flows.
01:05:14.520 With deep dives
01:05:15.280 and insights
01:05:15.880 the community grows.
01:05:17.280 Through memes and laughs
01:05:18.440 they bridge the gap.
01:05:19.860 From the mainstream chaos
01:05:21.200 to a friendly chat.
01:05:22.900 Words are just words
01:05:24.500 until action starts.
01:05:28.380 Protesters gather
01:05:29.660 and do their parts.
01:05:33.220 But words speak louder
01:05:34.900 than actions do.
01:05:37.940 And even sometimes
01:05:39.540 it's the right thing to do.
01:05:42.660 Talking about the world
01:05:43.920 of cringe and crime.
01:05:46.260 Fuckers Talks,
01:05:47.420 the best new podcast
01:05:48.860 of all time.
01:05:49.560 Crimes, dicks, doubles
01:05:50.540 and schizo shit.
01:05:51.940 Rap Boy can't get behind
01:05:53.100 that not even a bit.
01:05:54.500 They give their perspective
01:05:55.900 on modern life
01:05:57.020 to voices of reason
01:05:58.580 in times of strife.
01:06:00.260 Words are just words
01:06:01.860 until action starts.
01:06:05.600 Protesters gather
01:06:06.980 and do their parts.
01:06:08.980 And do their parts.
01:06:09.820 But words speak louder
01:06:12.240 than actions do.
01:06:14.920 And even sometimes
01:06:16.880 it's the right thing
01:06:18.200 to do.
01:06:19.620 Talking about the world
01:06:21.260 of cringe and crime.
01:06:23.580 Fuckers Talks,
01:06:24.680 the best new podcast
01:06:26.220 of all time.
01:06:27.740 Of all time.
01:06:29.960 Of all time.
01:06:32.080 Of all time.
01:06:34.760 The best new podcast
01:06:36.880 of all time.
01:06:38.940 Of all time.
01:06:41.300 Of all time.
01:06:43.980 Of all time.
01:06:47.040 Featuring Richard Rodman.
01:06:48.680 I'm a poet.
01:06:56.020 I'm a poet.
01:06:57.720 I'm a poet.
01:06:57.960 I'm a poet.
01:07:00.580 I'm a poet.