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00:02:47.680 Guys, we have an update to our list of things causing heart attacks and blood clots this week

00:02:52.780 as we do every week.

00:02:54.560 This one is kind of unique.

00:02:56.880 Turning your head quickly while playing pickleball. 0.99

00:03:01.020 You're going to kill yourself. 0.99

00:03:02.300 No, I'm good. 1.00

00:03:03.120 I'm unvaccinated.

00:03:05.200 I'm chilling.

00:03:06.620 And I know I've played pickleball too.

00:03:08.520 So I'm two for two on that and not even close.

00:03:11.380 No strokes.

00:03:12.340 All right.

00:03:12.580 What's the headline?

00:03:13.680 Oh, you want me to read it?

00:03:14.520 Yeah.

00:03:16.480 And this is my favorite part.

00:03:18.040 Super fit Missouri dad, 35, suffers three strokes after turning his head too quickly,

00:03:23.260 playing pickleball, and tearing an artery.

00:03:26.180 Yeah.

00:03:26.380 Super fit, 35, three strokes.

00:03:30.220 I don't know.

00:03:30.560 Three strokes out of nowhere.

00:03:31.400 One of those things is not like the other.

00:03:33.020 So we can't really fully extrapolate.

00:03:35.480 And I was always hoping with these, we always list them at the beginning of the episode,

00:03:38.800 the things causing blood clots and heart problems.

00:03:41.220 And we've listed it all.

00:03:42.500 Climate change, mysterious chemicals, cold weather, hot weather, watching Monday night

00:03:48.080 football.

00:03:48.720 Car exhaust.

00:03:49.540 Playing in Monday night football.

00:03:50.900 A little bit of everything.

00:03:53.580 And now it's turning your head too quick while playing pickleball.

00:03:56.880 So they're getting more specific.

00:03:58.200 They are really covering basically every single thing except the thing.

00:04:02.000 Yeah.

00:04:02.620 I know.

00:04:03.160 So hopefully we're wrong.

00:04:04.920 We have our bases covered now.

00:04:06.460 We don't have to cover this as much going forward.

00:04:09.100 I hope we're wrong.

00:04:10.660 But I have a feeling we're not going to be.

00:04:12.940 I hope we're wrong.

00:04:13.620 I hope no one dies.

00:04:14.500 I wish everyone the best.

00:04:16.160 But I have a feeling in the next few weeks, months, years, we're going to be seeing a lot

00:04:21.000 of people die from everything but the thing.

00:04:23.360 I agree.

00:04:23.980 And doesn't it feel like we've hit kind of a critical mass with the general population

00:04:29.420 kind of saying like, oh, another one.

00:04:31.900 Big joke.

00:04:32.480 Like everything but the coincidence.

00:04:34.680 So it feels like we've kind of done our part.

00:04:37.060 Yeah.

00:04:37.320 You know what I mean?

00:04:37.820 Like we've done this for 25 episodes probably.

00:04:41.080 Maybe more.

00:04:41.840 So we've definitely done our part.

00:04:43.640 Now we have to kind of just watch and whatever happens is going to happen.

00:04:46.880 We're going to get gaslit too.

00:04:48.340 There was a clip from CNN.

00:04:49.800 We're going to get gaslit.

00:04:50.740 That doctor from CNN, she did a thing the other day about how we have to be sure to make

00:04:55.940 sure we differentiate died from COVID versus died with COVID.

00:05:00.500 Yeah.

00:05:00.620 Liana Nguyen, Dr. Liana Nguyen, who was like – she would be driving the trains to the

00:05:06.700 gulag like back in 2020.

00:05:08.700 She was the number one like, you should alienate your family and that's why you should cancel

00:05:13.040 the Christmas.

00:05:13.960 Like she was really one of the worst.

00:05:16.160 Excommunicate your friends. 1.00

00:05:17.280 Like weird shit like that. 0.99

00:05:18.380 She was encouraging all the worst stuff and then we've since the beginning, since day 0.99

00:05:23.580 one, we were saying, oh, there's a difference between died from COVID and died with COVID 1.00

00:05:28.200 and I'm a moron. 0.99

00:05:29.580 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:29.940 And I knew that three years ago and I was like, hey, there's a difference here and now

00:05:33.660 the doctor from CNN is telling us and it's going to completely gaslight us.

00:05:37.020 So don't let it work on you.

00:05:38.500 We all know the truth.

00:05:39.700 We don't need to see the news or see some studies.

00:05:43.300 We know the truth.

00:05:44.140 We're tapped in.

00:05:45.020 What source do we have?

00:05:46.100 The source.

00:05:47.160 We all feel it in our guts.

00:05:48.580 Vibes.

00:05:49.160 You hear it.

00:05:49.840 It rings true. 0.99

00:05:50.600 You hear it.

00:05:51.040 It sounds sketchy.

00:05:52.280 Trust that.

00:05:52.960 It's schizo season. 0.99

00:05:54.400 That's going to be the big differentiator going forward.

00:05:56.580 Well, isn't it crazy that literal memes are ahead of Liana Nguyen or those types of people?

00:06:03.080 It's like, oh, how do you die?

00:06:04.460 And it's like a guy who got in a car crash and it's like, oh, he had COVID.

00:06:07.680 It's like, those were memes like months in.

00:06:10.740 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:11.820 Months in.

00:06:12.440 And then that's the big difference between this psyop and other psyops of the past.

00:06:15.560 Other psyops of the past, like 9-11, JFK, pretty much every single thing that's ever

00:06:21.140 happened, every war.

00:06:22.640 There was no social media.

00:06:23.680 There was no information getting sent around that fast.

00:06:26.000 Yeah.

00:06:26.140 So they were able to psyop you and then gaslight you.

00:06:28.340 Now they're doing the same technique, but we actually have the info.

00:06:31.540 So it's a little different now.

00:06:33.020 It's a little more frustrating, but anyone who ever says, oh, you know, this study says 0.99

00:06:37.040 this, nah, bitch. 1.00

00:06:38.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:39.020 We're not doing studies anymore.

00:06:40.500 I don't care.

00:06:41.240 That don't sound right.

00:06:42.560 Oh, everyone's dying from heart problems and blood clots?

00:06:46.400 I don't really need to read a study to tell me what's doing it.

00:06:49.080 I already know.

00:06:49.720 I'm tapped into the source.

00:06:51.100 That's my source.

00:06:52.060 Yeah.

00:06:52.240 And in completely unrelated news, temporary morgues are being built across the UK due to unprecedented

00:06:57.100 increase in excess deaths.

00:06:59.040 Yeah.

00:06:59.420 For no reason.

00:07:00.160 Just people are dying.

00:07:00.940 We don't know why.

00:07:02.280 And then also pilots now.

00:07:04.700 They can drive a plane with a blowed up heart.

00:07:07.820 I think you're understanding that correctly.

00:07:09.660 Yes.

00:07:10.020 The FAA has very quietly, tacitly admitted that the EKGs of pilots are no longer normal.

00:07:15.180 We should be concerned.

00:07:16.060 Very concerned.

00:07:16.660 This is from Steve Kirsch.

00:07:17.740 He wrote a Substack article about how the FAA secretly widened the EKG parameter range

00:07:23.620 for pilots so they wouldn't be grounded.

00:07:26.000 They're like, you know, something that used to be a red flag.

00:07:28.880 Nowadays, it goes, let them through.

00:07:30.960 Let them fly.

00:07:32.460 And thankfully, there are two pilots on every flight.

00:07:35.240 But they had changed the standards because the pilots' EKG readings were not in compliance

00:07:40.000 with the old ones before the whatever got injected into whoever's whatever.

00:07:44.080 Yeah.

00:07:44.400 Whatever happened recently.

00:07:46.400 I don't know.

00:07:46.940 Any big events occur?

00:07:48.140 I don't know.

00:07:49.180 But yeah.

00:07:49.700 Feels good flying.

00:07:50.840 Plus, they're hiring all the minorities.

00:07:53.680 Like United and stuff.

00:07:54.920 I think we covered that back in the day.

00:07:56.440 Like United, like we'll have 35% black pilots or something.

00:08:00.600 And it's like, okay, are they black vaccinated? 0.93

00:08:03.880 They rushed them through the process. 0.97

00:08:05.480 I don't know.

00:08:06.240 Yeah.

00:08:06.660 50-50.

00:08:07.460 Doesn't feel safe.

00:08:08.340 And honestly, it's only a matter of time before a plane goes down, right?

00:08:11.240 Yeah.

00:08:11.740 One of those regional planes that only has like one pilot.

00:08:14.920 You never know.

00:08:15.860 And then you just say, was he vaccinated?

00:08:17.400 We're allowed to ask.

00:08:18.380 Yep.

00:08:18.700 All right.

00:08:18.960 Moving on.

00:08:20.080 We have a very important housekeeping this week.

00:08:22.220 We have three pages of it.

00:08:23.340 Richard Rappoy wiped out on the bikes again.

00:08:25.960 Here it goes.

00:08:26.700 There he goes.

00:08:27.460 Fell off.

00:08:28.140 This isn't even funny anymore.

00:08:29.780 These are actually getting old.

00:08:31.180 Yeah.

00:08:32.240 Yeah.

00:08:33.380 It's like not even a funny bit.

00:08:34.680 It's not even you.

00:08:35.600 Yeah.

00:08:36.160 So.

00:08:36.700 That was actually you.

00:08:38.200 I don't know if you remember that or not.

00:08:39.740 That was you.

00:08:40.520 In all serious, no.

00:08:42.880 In all serious, no.

00:08:44.160 In all serious, no.

00:08:45.760 In all seriousness, though, Richard Rappoy has got a new hobby.

00:08:50.200 He has got a new hobby.

00:08:51.940 It's metal detecting.

00:08:52.920 He's got a metal detector.

00:08:54.220 It's on the way.

00:08:54.960 It's shipped.

00:08:55.840 So I'm not involved in that hobby.

00:08:57.600 He's got a new hobby.

00:08:58.740 If you guys have any advice for Richard Rappoy, who is now metal detecting, give him some advice.

00:09:03.380 If you don't know anything about it, guess.

00:09:05.360 Guess him some advice.

00:09:06.420 Yeah.

00:09:06.600 I've gotten some good pointers of people who just seem to be guessing.

00:09:09.680 They're like, you know, detect metal with it.

00:09:11.960 That was the helpful tip that I got.

00:09:13.400 Find some good stuff.

00:09:14.260 Yeah.

00:09:14.740 So, yeah.

00:09:15.400 Give us your best guess in the comments.

00:09:17.100 You don't have to be an expert.

00:09:18.200 We don't care.

00:09:18.780 Just flood the comments.

00:09:19.660 Just if you comment anything.

00:09:22.840 No, but I think that's going to be a good hobby for me.

00:09:25.800 That's a good, like, boomer type activity that I can definitely get into the culture of.

00:09:30.700 You walk around.

00:09:31.580 You find a Civil War button.

00:09:33.200 But you know what?

00:09:33.860 I heard you basically just find old aluminum cans all the time.

00:09:38.040 So that's the problem.

00:09:39.620 Yeah.

00:09:39.800 That's the issue with me.

00:09:41.120 And that's what you're going to find.

00:09:42.200 And you're never going to bring home anything good.

00:09:45.720 Pretty much.

00:09:46.020 But you could.

00:09:46.860 So it's kind of like gambling or fishing.

00:09:48.800 Yeah.

00:09:49.060 It's just a new gambling fishing hobby.

00:09:50.140 Well, we tried magnet fishing before, right?

00:09:52.320 Yeah.

00:09:52.880 Never caught anything.

00:09:54.080 Never caught a...

00:09:54.760 Not even close either.

00:09:55.720 There's just nothing in the water for you.

00:09:57.800 I know. 1.00

00:09:58.500 What did someone drop a ring and then go, ah, shit. 1.00

00:10:00.600 All right. 1.00

00:10:01.020 Let's move on.

00:10:01.500 Better give up.

00:10:02.040 Yeah.

00:10:02.440 That we found it.

00:10:03.760 Yeah.

00:10:04.000 There's nothing out there.

00:10:04.700 No, and people, one of the things people were telling me when I posted that to my story

00:10:08.380 that I got a metal detector, people are like, go to the beach, like tons of jewelry.

00:10:12.900 It's like, I'm not looking for old ladies' gold chains. 1.00

00:10:15.080 I want like a cannonball.

00:10:16.540 I want like a Confederate soldier's belt buckle or something.

00:10:20.620 You know?

00:10:20.800 I'm not looking for like an old engagement ring to give back to like Meemaw. 1.00

00:10:24.120 A pistol.

00:10:25.040 Yeah.

00:10:25.500 All right.

00:10:25.940 Yeah.

00:10:26.200 So give Rap Boy advice.

00:10:27.540 Even if you don't know anything about it, just guess and then make him go through all

00:10:30.880 the comments and waste his time.

00:10:32.060 Waste my time.

00:10:32.580 All right.

00:10:32.960 When you think about America and its prime, what do you think of?

00:10:34.980 Uh, I think of like car manufacturers, America and its prime.

00:10:40.220 I think of Detroit bustling.

00:10:41.880 I think like Goodyear tires.

00:10:44.180 I think Ford, GM, all those.

00:10:46.580 That's kind of what I think.

00:10:47.440 What about you?

00:10:47.960 I actually was thinking about this the other day and then I saw a clip of America and its

00:10:52.220 prime.

00:10:53.360 And this is in my mind, America and its prime.

00:10:57.060 Hey, that's what they took from us.

00:11:10.880 I know.

00:11:11.340 That's how it used to be.

00:11:12.820 That romanticized TV moment is exactly how America was. 0.54

00:11:17.740 Letterman jacket.

00:11:19.000 Malls in the 80s.

00:11:21.060 Football king.

00:11:22.260 Fresh breath in case I need to kiss a chick. 1.00

00:11:24.660 Hell yeah, brother. 0.98

00:11:25.560 Right on, brother.

00:11:27.620 Right on, brother.

00:11:28.820 Yeah.

00:11:29.040 We've been obsessed with that commercial.

00:11:30.460 That's, I don't know why, but it resonates.

00:11:32.360 I've really been liking it.

00:11:32.900 And then I also like to imagine like that's what America was and that's what they took 0.65

00:11:36.140 from us.

00:11:36.680 And then that was America and its prime.

00:11:38.520 And like, you know, it obviously wasn't that.

00:11:41.700 Yeah.

00:11:42.700 I don't know what ethnicity that kid is even.

00:11:45.060 Yeah.

00:11:45.540 I'm going to work until that is happening again.

00:11:48.700 It's never going to stop.

00:11:49.900 All right.

00:11:50.180 Let's get serious.

00:11:51.080 We're still in housekeeping.

00:11:52.340 We need to get a little more serious.

00:11:53.460 We've been kind of detracting from the points.

00:11:57.080 Okay.

00:11:57.920 Do you have any Rob Smith fan fiction prepared for today?

00:12:01.980 I don't.

00:12:02.820 Okay.

00:12:03.140 That's okay.

00:12:03.760 I have some.

00:12:04.640 Okay.

00:12:05.040 All right.

00:12:05.440 Here we have Rob photoshopped on having lunch with James O'Keefe.

00:12:09.900 They're working on a bust.

00:12:11.460 Rob is going undercover right after he finishes his caprese salad.

00:12:15.740 Rob catches the bad guy.

00:12:17.360 Pretty good?

00:12:17.900 Yeah.

00:12:18.160 Pretty good.

00:12:18.800 Pretty good.

00:12:20.220 All right.

00:12:20.580 Our hero, Rob.

00:12:21.800 Yeah.

00:12:22.120 That's the fan fiction.

00:12:23.160 And before when I was saying right on brother, R-O-B, right on brother.

00:12:26.700 I get it.

00:12:27.180 I get it.

00:12:27.620 Rob. 1.00

00:12:28.280 So there's layers to this shit. 1.00

00:12:29.660 Smart. 1.00

00:12:30.220 Yeah.

00:12:30.600 All right.

00:12:31.040 No additional comments from me there.

00:12:33.000 You guys got the fanfic.

00:12:34.100 That's what you wanted.

00:12:35.300 Yeah.

00:12:35.700 Moving on.

00:12:36.540 All right.

00:12:37.140 Let's get back on track here.

00:12:39.860 Derek Chauvin, conviction, appeal.

00:12:41.900 He's appealing his conviction.

00:12:43.360 If you're a show listener, you know what my theory is.

00:12:45.860 I want to just refresh the bet and bring up the bet slip, make sure everyone knows where

00:12:49.820 we currently stand with our bets.

00:12:51.580 I think Derek Chauvin trial is going to get redone.

00:12:54.440 And then I think Derek Chauvin is going to get let off right before the 2024 election.

00:12:58.520 There's going to be mayhem and chaos in the streets.

00:13:00.960 George Floyd, too.

00:13:02.340 Joe Biden's going to be a Muppet, old man, never was going to run anyway.

00:13:05.760 Michelle Obama comes to save the day.

00:13:08.880 She's going to run. 0.68

00:13:10.020 It's a parlay.

00:13:11.000 Yeah.

00:13:11.180 That is a parlay because that's two bets.

00:13:12.740 The Chauvin going free and Michelle Obama. 0.72

00:13:14.500 The Chauvin going free and then Michelle Obama comes in and then it's racism's on the ballot.

00:13:18.920 Michelle Obama's running. 1.00

00:13:20.120 We're fucked. 1.00

00:13:20.820 We lose by 10 million. 1.00

00:13:22.060 They have all the illegal votes anyway.

00:13:23.640 It's over.

00:13:24.460 Everything's bad.

00:13:25.380 Age of darkness.

00:13:26.480 Well, you know what?

00:13:27.220 It's funny because me and you have been talking off camera about this, that BLM, like they 1.00

00:13:32.300 just had the cousin or the brother of the BLM guy who got killed in police custody.

00:13:37.200 He was acting weird.

00:13:38.500 He had, you know, he was probably on drugs.

00:13:40.660 He was acting weird.

00:13:41.200 They tased him and he ended up dying.

00:13:42.560 And his proximity to BLM should have been like, let's go.

00:13:48.480 Let's go do it all again.

00:13:49.620 Run it up. 0.98

00:13:50.280 Cops killed him. 0.99

00:13:50.960 Cops killed him.

00:13:51.680 This is crazy.

00:13:52.500 And like even conservative people, Cernovich was like, this video looks bad. 0.98

00:13:57.360 You know, like there's nobody who is like, oh yeah, he deserved to die.

00:14:02.660 You know, that sort of thing.

00:14:03.600 But it doesn't seem like BLM has that juice anymore.

00:14:06.460 Yeah.

00:14:06.980 I think they saved the juice for the election years.

00:14:09.200 So they have the juice in them, but every time they do it.

00:14:12.140 But the money doesn't come.

00:14:13.080 The money doesn't come unless it's an election year.

00:14:14.780 Yeah.

00:14:14.920 So they, they just have like their things and they explode, boom.

00:14:18.000 And then it ripples.

00:14:18.880 Like George Floyd.

00:14:19.760 George Floyd ripples.

00:14:21.100 And then if they do this one now and make this one, the one it'll blow up and then it'll

00:14:24.840 ripple to 2024.

00:14:26.240 Then the next one will happen and it won't be as powerful.

00:14:29.100 So they're saving their boom and the ripple for right in the election year is what I would

00:14:33.420 say.

00:14:33.680 And it's obvious because that would be an instant George Floyd reaction.

00:14:37.740 If it was 2024.

00:14:39.080 Yeah.

00:14:39.100 A hundred percent.

00:14:40.020 Absolutely.

00:14:40.580 So no.

00:14:41.120 And then that's the thing.

00:14:41.940 It's also tied in with like BLM.

00:14:43.800 Like there's no organization anymore.

00:14:45.300 Like we looted the money.

00:14:46.940 We took the money.

00:14:47.780 You saw the mansions. 1.00

00:14:48.620 You saw the stupid shit, the brothers on salary, getting 150 K for consulting. 1.00

00:14:53.580 Like, I think you should use that one. 1.00

00:14:55.920 I don't know what they're doing.

00:14:57.200 But we, uh, you know, that, that really hurt them, you know, uh, the money laundering that 1.00

00:15:02.740 whole, not laundering, but wasting and spending on stupid shit really hurt them because now 1.00

00:15:08.160 nobody trusts that organization. 1.00

00:15:09.840 And that's kind of what happens.

00:15:12.440 You know, you get one chance at it.

00:15:13.960 And if they had done good, built a couple houses for some single moms, you know, actually 0.99

00:15:18.280 helped a community, the money would keep flowing in.

00:15:20.880 Right.

00:15:21.360 Yeah.

00:15:21.620 Um, but they basically used it as a one time one and done.

00:15:24.480 And now, uh, they don't have the juice anymore.

00:15:27.500 Yeah.

00:15:27.760 It's a long, slow reload and they'll be back for 2024.

00:15:30.900 I bet.

00:15:31.700 I agree.

00:15:32.420 Me too.

00:15:33.040 All right.

00:15:33.380 Next page of housekeeping.

00:15:34.380 We have two more things of housekeeping.

00:15:36.120 I discovered a new song.

00:15:37.660 I really, really like, and I am now going to do whatever I can to make this song very

00:15:42.740 popular.

00:15:43.480 It came out four years ago, but I just discovered it.

00:15:46.400 The band is a very nice band.

00:15:48.000 They were receptive when I reached out to them.

00:15:50.340 Uh, give it a rip. 0.91

00:15:51.200 I have the chorus teed up.

00:15:52.220 Well, isn't that, that's sick and catchy.

00:16:14.260 Yeah.

00:16:14.460 I like that song.

00:16:15.140 Do you have permission to play that or?

00:16:16.920 Yeah.

00:16:18.100 It's four years old.

00:16:18.900 The boys, they don't have much reach, but.

00:16:20.460 I don't think they're going to get, they're not going to copyright me, especially if I'm

00:16:23.840 plugging their song and their links are in the bio and you want to go check it out

00:16:27.020 yourself.

00:16:27.580 Yeah.

00:16:27.760 It's a great song.

00:16:28.780 It has the Christ wave track.

00:16:30.700 It's Christ wave is what it is.

00:16:32.220 It's a Christian band.

00:16:33.440 So it's technically Christ wave synth wave.

00:16:36.880 So good.

00:16:37.680 And it has the car and the palm trees in the eighties.

00:16:40.020 You got me on the hook with that.

00:16:42.040 Yeah.

00:16:42.220 So I like to do what I can to help these people out.

00:16:45.280 When I first moved to LA and tried to become like a public figure person or like a writer

00:16:50.420 or a comedian, whatever it was, I always wish that someone would meet me like at a

00:16:54.540 bar and be like, Hey, this guy's funny.

00:16:56.180 He's got undeniable talent.

00:16:57.580 I'm going to do whatever I can to make him blow up and become what he wants.

00:17:00.720 Yeah.

00:17:01.000 And no one ever did that.

00:17:02.080 Yeah.

00:17:02.400 So not saying I'm in the position to do that now, but if I can kind of, you know, find talent

00:17:07.300 as I see it and then blow them up in a good way and a little bit of king making and oh,

00:17:11.080 this song's great.

00:17:11.920 Listen to it and you'll actually like it.

00:17:13.700 I'm going to do what I can to help.

00:17:15.460 Grease the skids. 0.77

00:17:16.140 You're going to like grease the skids.

00:17:17.720 I'm going to do what I wish someone did for me.

00:17:19.700 For sure.

00:17:20.320 So it's going to be obsessed over the content and then do whatever I can to get it out on a big

00:17:24.380 platform.

00:17:25.180 Smart.

00:17:25.400 That's what I'm up to.

00:17:27.080 All right.

00:17:27.860 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:17:30.720 There's the, wait, we have two more things of housekeeping.

00:17:35.960 Good news for everyone else.

00:17:37.600 How to not set off the sensor at the door.

00:17:40.740 If you guys are stealing, obviously last week we showed Joe and he was a person who was loss

00:17:45.560 prevention.

00:17:46.340 Now we're going to show the other side.

00:17:47.920 If you guys want to steal.

00:17:49.080 Loss acceleration.

00:17:50.300 Loss acceleration.

00:17:51.640 So here it is.

00:17:52.200 This is how you do it.

00:17:52.760 From this small Asian woman. 0.96

00:17:53.920 But if I walk normally, watch.

00:18:01.300 It beeps. 0.74

00:18:05.980 Which is good because that's kind of how the street rats in San Francisco walk around anyway.

00:18:13.700 Yeah. 0.88

00:18:14.660 Twitchy and manic.

00:18:15.960 They're fidgety and manic as it is.

00:18:17.580 Um, lady, we don't need to be giving tips on how to shoplift. 1.00

00:18:21.020 We're getting smoked out here.

00:18:22.480 Like now's not the time.

00:18:24.580 Yeah.

00:18:25.060 And also this would maybe work in like the nineties.

00:18:29.240 Now you just take it and walk out the door.

00:18:31.120 Yeah.

00:18:31.220 Now you just take the whole rack of like the same shirt and five different sizes and you

00:18:34.840 load it in a bag and you walk out and no one probably stops you.

00:18:38.040 Is there ever a way you'd be able to walk out the door with doing the motion you need to

00:18:42.500 get the sensor to not come off?

00:18:44.260 I, my first thought is like the Tommy boy scene where he's like bees and he's just yelling

00:18:49.340 bees and he's doing that.

00:18:50.960 But, uh, or if you had a boom box, maybe you put a boom box in and you're just like shimmying

00:18:55.560 out the door.

00:18:56.300 Salsa dancing out. 0.74

00:18:56.920 No, honestly, I don't think there's a good reason.

00:18:58.980 Um, so shopkeepers, if you see someone doing that, um, you know, they saw this very niche

00:19:05.020 tick tock and that's it.

00:19:07.300 You're getting stolen from, you're getting stolen from.

00:19:09.380 All right, moving on.

00:19:10.100 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:19:11.140 We have our base guy of the week, uh, based mug recipient reach of the week.

00:19:17.640 He's the captain of some hockey team.

00:19:18.860 He does not watch the show.

00:19:20.000 Yeah.

00:19:20.300 Provy Ivan proper off, I think is his full name.

00:19:22.920 Provy.

00:19:23.260 He's not doing the gay stuff. 1.00

00:19:24.620 They try to do some gay shit to his Jersey and he said, nah, with the gay stuff. 1.00

00:19:28.600 Let's let the video play, buddy. 1.00

00:19:30.620 And I respect everybody's choices.

00:19:32.440 My choice is to stay true to myself and my religion.

00:19:35.460 That's all I'm going to say.

00:19:38.940 That's it.

00:19:40.740 Any, uh, like I said, that's all I'm going to comment on that.

00:19:43.900 Um, and the guy goes, what's your religion?

00:19:45.500 He says, Russian Orthodox, um, based.

00:19:48.740 And, um, so this guy is an alternate captain on the flyers, Philadelphia flyers.

00:19:53.740 So he's not some nobody.

00:19:54.900 He's like a leader on the team.

00:19:56.840 Great to see.

00:19:57.700 We love to see someone stand tall.

00:19:59.680 It's called standing tall.

00:20:00.640 It's called standing tall.

00:20:01.680 You know, what's going on.

00:20:02.720 You know what the subversion is and you know how to resist it.

00:20:05.400 That's how you resist it.

00:20:06.420 His coach also defended him very well and said, you know, I'm just going to respect his, uh,

00:20:11.140 basically his identity.

00:20:12.540 And that's it.

00:20:13.380 That's all there is to it.

00:20:14.320 And the one thing that I noticed about this is if you're one of these guys, uh, the coach

00:20:21.040 or, uh, Provy, all you have to do is stand up to the manic, like weird reporter class.

00:20:28.320 You don't really have to explain yourself to anyone.

00:20:31.800 All you have to do is survive the, well, well, there must be something more to it.

00:20:35.440 Like, oh, Provy, Provy here.

00:20:36.960 Like call on me.

00:20:37.860 Right.

00:20:38.380 All you have to do is survive those weird people who aren't even in hockey really, but who kind

00:20:43.220 of insert themselves in.

00:20:44.480 They're wearing a mask probably.

00:20:45.620 Yeah.

00:20:45.860 And then you're good.

00:20:47.340 You don't even really have to explain it that much.

00:20:49.420 You kind of just say I'm out.

00:20:51.540 Um, so we love to see that.

00:20:53.480 Yeah.

00:20:53.720 That's the way you say whatever you want.

00:20:55.660 You say whatever you believe in, you say whatever you want, and then you ignore the

00:20:58.800 manic Muppets.

00:20:59.660 And then if they freak out and go crazy, it doesn't matter because you don't listen to

00:21:03.440 them anyway.

00:21:04.420 Exactly.

00:21:05.180 I, when I was in LA before I became Fleckus, I used to write like schizo sayings and stuff. 0.96

00:21:10.520 And one of them was that it was only listen to who you listen to.

00:21:15.000 Yeah.

00:21:15.420 Meaning like if you try to take everyone's opinion into account, you're never going to

00:21:19.400 get anywhere.

00:21:20.080 You have to just follow your own gut and then maybe have a close council of people

00:21:24.520 that are your mentors and close people that you actually care about. 1.00

00:21:27.500 Everyone else can get fucked. 0.99

00:21:29.140 Honestly, that's true. 0.99

00:21:30.140 And then only listen to who you listen to.

00:21:31.860 If you don't follow that advice, you young, you end up being like young Sheldon on CBS

00:21:37.180 that like milk toast TV show that everyone goes, or like nobody does actually the fake

00:21:43.160 laugh track where they try to convince you everyone's going.

00:21:45.580 Exactly.

00:21:46.140 Fake laugh track.

00:21:47.100 Uh, English as a second language, people watching it at home, like, and boomers. 1.00

00:21:51.520 And, uh, that's a lot of the shows on that have the laugh track.

00:21:55.140 It's like, I'm convinced I tell rap boy all the time.

00:21:57.720 Like the mass singer is an example.

00:21:59.860 That's like a show. 0.94

00:22:00.700 All illegal immigrants. 0.99

00:22:01.600 It's just immigrants. 1.00

00:22:02.600 People go, this is what America is.

00:22:04.500 Yes.

00:22:04.920 This is what America is like.

00:22:05.880 I'm watching American show.

00:22:07.320 And it's just that.

00:22:08.120 I have a few other, uh, little sayings I made 10 years ago.

00:22:11.220 You want to hear some?

00:22:12.100 Sure.

00:22:12.960 Um, your nows add up.

00:22:14.540 They're the whole thing.

00:22:16.340 Meaning like this present moment is your whole life.

00:22:18.460 That's all you really have.

00:22:19.440 Yeah.

00:22:19.680 If you hear it, someone said it.

00:22:21.900 Oh, you gotta be careful what you say or else you get in trouble.

00:22:25.060 Um, don't walk so fast.

00:22:28.600 Also, don't be late.

00:22:30.520 Hmm.

00:22:30.920 Oh, deep.

00:22:31.860 Fleckis had no job.

00:22:33.000 Fleckis was, uh, I don't know, smoking a joint in LA.

00:22:37.480 Yeah.

00:22:38.200 Trying to be all petty.

00:22:38.860 Writing down paper thinking he was Socrates.

00:22:40.720 Yeah.

00:22:40.920 Hey, we're using it now.

00:22:42.300 So the content eventually came.

00:22:44.280 Remember, a person driving a U-Haul probably hasn't driven anything that big before.

00:22:49.180 And they're in a new city too.

00:22:51.120 There's nothing wrong with that.

00:22:52.720 That's good advice.

00:22:53.440 Last but not least, the hardest part of surfing for the first time is squeezing into your friend's brother's wetsuit.

00:23:00.340 Sounds personal.

00:23:01.500 Sounds like it happens.

00:23:02.620 We all know what that is like.

00:23:04.120 Yeah.

00:23:04.560 All right.

00:23:04.960 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:23:06.520 Uh, base mug for the hockey player.

00:23:08.020 If you somehow see this, you're not gonna, you're too good for the show.

00:23:11.580 Thank you for doing what you're doing.

00:23:12.980 I bet you we have some random hockey guys, some random juniors guys who know him.

00:23:17.060 Oh, I could get this to Provy.

00:23:18.480 Yeah.

00:23:18.800 Hey, there's a few A-listers out there. 1.00

00:23:20.460 And if you're an A-lister, shoot me a DM.

00:23:22.600 Yeah.

00:23:22.660 Maybe we're already talking, but.

00:23:24.560 Well, uh, and you know what?

00:23:26.100 For Provy, like we've talked about this.

00:23:28.340 They're trying to steal your sport right in front of your face.

00:23:30.820 And a bunch of HR department women and marketing people are stealing your sport right in front 1.00

00:23:36.080 of your face.

00:23:36.980 And only one guy is saying, nah, don't do it.

00:23:40.620 So, I mean, I love it.

00:23:42.000 I just wish more people would do it. 0.70

00:23:43.520 The, the jerseys were so gay. 0.97

00:23:46.060 It was all rainbow. 0.99

00:23:47.880 So gay. 1.00

00:23:48.640 And it's like, and it's not just the LGB pride night. 0.95

00:23:53.380 It's LGBTQI2+. 0.99

00:23:56.180 And I don't know what happens over there.

00:23:58.440 I'm a hockey guy.

00:23:59.640 I don't know what happens over there.

00:24:00.920 I can't sign off on that.

00:24:02.120 Exactly.

00:24:02.840 And so, this guy's a Russian Orthodox.

00:24:04.920 We love to see it. 1.00

00:24:06.260 Good shit, boys. 1.00

00:24:07.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:07.500 Stand strong.

00:24:08.220 Base mug is in the mail.

00:24:09.340 Put the biscuit in the basket.

00:24:11.620 Putting up when I'm putting down.

00:24:13.140 Oh, swag.

00:24:14.220 What do they say?

00:24:15.220 What do they say in hockey?

00:24:15.860 Top cheddar.

00:24:17.320 Going top cheddar.

00:24:18.120 Put the biscuit in the basket.

00:24:19.680 Biscuit in the basket.

00:24:20.700 All right.

00:24:20.980 Moving on.

00:24:21.520 We're in cringe of the week.

00:24:26.520 This week's cringe of the week is good.

00:24:30.040 Oh, wait.

00:24:30.340 I have a housekeeping.

00:24:31.360 Sure.

00:24:31.680 Go ahead.

00:24:32.460 This is just random housekeeping.

00:24:33.700 Last little piece.

00:24:35.160 94% of gay white men are vaccinated.

00:24:38.000 It's the most vaccinated demographic group aside from senior citizens.

00:24:41.520 Wow.

00:24:42.300 Interesting, right?

00:24:43.760 And I think I know the 6%. 0.99

00:24:45.300 It's all like the right wing.

00:24:47.500 It's like David and Rob.

00:24:49.100 Yeah, it's David and Rob.

00:24:52.100 I know the 6 people.

00:24:54.940 The 6 people, too.

00:24:56.660 And it's not doing the math right.

00:24:57.960 I know the 6 people.

00:24:59.240 It's David.

00:24:59.800 I just wanted to get that out there on the record.

00:25:01.380 I thought that was interesting.

00:25:02.400 Yeah.

00:25:02.900 They are a compliant bunch, I guess.

00:25:05.320 Yeah.

00:25:05.900 Well, they like to...

00:25:07.860 I'm not going to get vulgar. 0.96

00:25:09.980 But gays, they like to do what they need to do compliance-wise, medicine-wise, so they 1.00

00:25:15.720 can go back to doing what they were doing. 0.91

00:25:17.820 Degenerate-wise.

00:25:18.320 Which is disgusting. 1.00

00:25:19.360 Yeah, which is a lot of disgusting shit. 1.00

00:25:20.620 So it's like, oh, I'll get the vaccine, and I can go back to the bathhouse. 1.00

00:25:23.640 And it's like, yeah, okay. 0.93

00:25:25.880 Or, oh, I can take prep, and I can go on the sex cruise. 0.80

00:25:29.420 Like, okay. 0.88

00:25:30.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:30.840 They like that shit, because they're up to disgusting stuff. 1.00

00:25:33.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:25:34.040 Yeah.

00:25:34.200 So, you know, I'm not reinventing the wheel here.

00:25:36.320 Everyone knows that.

00:25:37.140 I just say it.

00:25:38.260 It's not even that crazy of an opinion.

00:25:40.940 Yep.

00:25:41.080 All right.

00:25:41.880 Cringe of the week.

00:25:42.920 Our first piece of cringe of the week. 0.88

00:25:45.280 It is now white supremacists to be on time.

00:25:48.940 We stop, like, normalizing people being late.

00:25:51.760 Like, it's not cute.

00:25:52.780 It's not funny.

00:25:53.380 It's not a...

00:25:54.080 When y'all are ready to learn about the connections between this, this, and the white 1.00

00:26:00.120 American cultural norm with obsessing over being on time, please let me know.

00:26:04.980 Please.

00:26:05.880 Because as someone who is Black, queer, has ADHD, and studies African American history and culture, 0.84

00:26:12.680 it's one of my favorite things to talk about.

00:26:14.460 So, is she saying that Black people can't be on time?

00:26:17.260 Basically.

00:26:18.040 I think she's speaking for an entire race, because she can't be on time, is what it sounds

00:26:23.040 like.

00:26:23.320 Yeah.

00:26:23.600 Why extrapolate so far?

00:26:25.140 Just be like, hey, man, the train I was on got delayed.

00:26:27.200 I'll be 10 minutes late.

00:26:28.080 I'll see you soon.

00:26:29.300 Let me know if I need to grab anything.

00:26:30.640 Yeah.

00:26:30.800 And it's like, nah, I'm going straight to race war. 0.89

00:26:33.060 Yeah.

00:26:34.340 Exactly.

00:26:34.840 Well, that's where they go a lot of the time, right?

00:26:36.700 I was late, and it's because...

00:26:38.180 Well, because why?

00:26:39.420 You spilled your coffee? 0.95

00:26:40.740 No, it's because white people, historically... 0.93

00:26:43.900 Yeah.

00:26:44.600 Well, dude, and being on time is such a respect thing.

00:26:47.920 It's like, if there are 10 people in a room waiting to get something done, and you

00:26:52.160 scroll in late, it's like, what do you think?

00:26:54.480 Your time is more valuable than every single other person's?

00:26:57.040 And I guess that's what she's saying.

00:26:59.420 And my favorite...

00:27:00.100 Because historically...

00:27:00.860 My favorite is like, you're stitching someone, you're about to do it, and then like, the

00:27:04.800 first three seconds is like, making a face like this, like, you already know it's about

00:27:09.480 racism.

00:27:10.480 Yeah.

00:27:10.920 Caught you.

00:27:11.600 Caught you.

00:27:12.100 So, yeah, so, I mean, so disrespectful.

00:27:14.760 I mean, if you can't be on time, just say it, lady. 0.97

00:27:16.880 I don't know.

00:27:17.620 Yeah.

00:27:18.560 Want to not be on...

00:27:19.700 Want to not have to worry about being on time?

00:27:21.420 Don't go to appointments.

00:27:22.860 Yeah.

00:27:23.380 Don't have appointments.

00:27:24.320 That's what I do.

00:27:25.080 What do I, Alyssa?

00:27:25.620 You got to be here at this...

00:27:26.600 I don't go to appointments.

00:27:28.000 Yeah.

00:27:28.420 Yeah.

00:27:28.720 Come between 12 and 2.

00:27:29.480 I've structured my life that way.

00:27:30.660 She's like the cable guy.

00:27:31.840 It's like, oh, I'll be there between 12 and 4 sometime.

00:27:34.420 It's like, lady.

00:27:35.620 Y'all can meet me at the Zoom meeting.

00:27:37.600 Yeah.

00:27:38.540 So, I mean...

00:27:39.460 It's your turn to wait.

00:27:40.520 And we've done this before, too, where we've talked about what things...

00:27:43.160 If you Google something is white supremacy or is something racist, beekeeping, hikes, taking

00:27:50.720 a cab, you can find results on everything being racist.

00:27:53.820 It's a pretty fun game.

00:27:54.800 Yeah.

00:27:55.520 So, being on time is now one of those things.

00:27:57.940 All right.

00:27:58.340 Oklahoma drag queen. 1.00

00:28:00.040 Yeah.

00:28:00.280 Let's see what they're up to in the family-friendly drag show. 1.00

00:28:03.260 All right. 0.91

00:28:03.780 They're doing sexual dances. 0.99

00:28:05.420 Guys, this needs to stop.

00:28:07.780 Okay.

00:28:08.300 Next clip.

00:28:10.400 Doesn't that feel like what happens sometimes?

00:28:12.820 It's like, we show the clip and go, this needs to stop.

00:28:15.220 All right.

00:28:15.500 Next clip.

00:28:16.980 We're not going to solve it with the podcast, but I hope that by showing the clips, people

00:28:23.220 see it.

00:28:23.800 So, then when it happens in their own backyard, they can appropriately oppose it.

00:28:28.280 Yeah.

00:28:28.480 You can maybe, if you see it happening in a restaurant you're in, you can get up and maybe

00:28:32.960 yell a little bit, film it, send it to the podcast, we'll show it in the podcast, and

00:28:38.740 the stuff like that.

00:28:39.580 Yeah.

00:28:40.120 You got to yell and you got to go, oh, this is bad.

00:28:42.280 Call someone a freak and then leave.

00:28:44.480 Yeah.

00:28:45.000 Yeah.

00:28:45.380 That's all you can do.

00:28:46.140 Oh, you know what?

00:28:46.720 I was thinking about going to a drag show and just finding the power box on the drag

00:28:51.200 show and being like, okay, all lights are off.

00:28:54.800 There's a little American mischief out there I think we need to get back into. 1.00

00:28:58.260 Yeah.

00:28:58.600 You know, sneak into the harbor and dump the tea, you know, but now it's just a drag

00:29:02.040 queen trying to do kids in Oklahoma, of all places. 0.97

00:29:06.180 Yeah.

00:29:06.640 Yeah.

00:29:06.800 Yeah.

00:29:06.940 Yeah.

00:29:07.140 So, I don't know.

00:29:07.780 That was my initial thought.

00:29:09.220 Hide her, what's it called?

00:29:10.980 The fake hair?

00:29:11.920 Wig?

00:29:12.420 Yeah.

00:29:12.960 Well, not the wig.

00:29:14.540 There's like a more girly word for it, when they like weave it into your hair. 0.98

00:29:18.080 Not a weave.

00:29:18.740 Oh, I don't know.

00:29:19.640 Weave.

00:29:19.780 Yeah.

00:29:20.120 Hide their props.

00:29:22.040 Yeah.

00:29:22.320 So, then he has to go out and do an even shittier show.

00:29:24.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:25.380 It's already trash. 0.98

00:29:26.460 We've said that. 0.99

00:29:27.120 It's already trash content. 0.98

00:29:27.700 It's some man crawling around on the floor to Rihanna. 0.96

00:29:31.000 Like, what are we doing here?

00:29:33.120 All right.

00:29:33.640 Next clip.

00:29:34.680 The purple hair lady. 0.99

00:29:36.180 So, we have two people here with pronouns that we actually like.

00:29:40.400 There's a person who goes by any pronouns, and then a person who goes by no pronouns.

00:29:44.460 Let's do the purple hair teacher first. 0.94

00:29:47.100 All right.

00:29:48.020 I have my first day as a sub today, and there are many things I would like to talk about.

00:29:51.360 But today, I would like to talk about how I am the political unrest that Cedar City needs.

00:29:57.060 So, besides the fact that I dyed my hair purple last night, and I have two visible tattoos,

00:30:01.680 I wrote my pronouns as she-any up on the board.

00:30:04.960 I was teaching 10th grade, and I told this to all my classes, and it wasn't until the last

00:30:09.140 period where someone was like, what's the second pronoun?

00:30:12.120 And so, I explained.

00:30:13.100 I was like, I do she-any pronouns.

00:30:15.640 I do go by any pronouns.

00:30:17.760 She, he, they, it, anything.

00:30:19.740 But I am totally okay with you just referring to me.

00:30:22.080 That's a podcast-approved it.

00:30:24.560 Yeah.

00:30:25.100 That is podcast-approved.

00:30:26.180 I like it.

00:30:26.900 And then she also got purple hair and tattoos because she's unique. 1.00

00:30:30.540 She wants to stand out.

00:30:31.740 She's a dime a dozen leftist these days.

00:30:34.020 But, like, apparently, she wants to infiltrate the schools. 0.99

00:30:36.800 Um, my thing is, this girl is talking about, like, how she brings political unrest to her

00:30:42.260 school, and it's like, obviously, she's subverting, and she wants to talk about things she's not

00:30:46.560 really supposed to.

00:30:47.640 She's subverting, you know, the subject matter. 1.00

00:30:49.980 And it's like, that's her employer.

00:30:52.500 That's her livelihood that she's actively subverting, right? 1.00

00:30:56.340 So, what do you think she's going to do to your kid? 1.00

00:30:59.200 You, who don't have any power.

00:31:00.940 Like, you can, you can complain, I guess, to the superintendent.

00:31:03.080 But what do you think she's going to do one-on-one with little Johnny, who wears camo and likes

00:31:07.120 hunting?

00:31:07.960 Yeah.

00:31:08.240 She's clearly reckless.

00:31:09.240 She's putting it online.

00:31:10.620 She's going against her, the wishes of the people that she works for. 0.63

00:31:13.960 Who sign her checks.

00:31:15.480 Yeah.

00:31:15.780 Yeah.

00:31:16.080 She's clearly on, uh, she's clearly on a mission.

00:31:19.300 I was wondering, like, growing up, I never had one bad teacher.

00:31:23.100 I never did either.

00:31:24.180 I never had one that was, like, bad.

00:31:25.940 And the bad teachers were just, like, mean.

00:31:28.240 Yeah.

00:31:28.440 Like, it was like, oh, they're mean.

00:31:30.180 I had a hard, hard teachers.

00:31:32.100 I never had a bad teacher.

00:31:33.420 Now, how many teachers are bad? 1.00

00:31:35.680 80%, I would say, are probably fucking horrible. 1.00

00:31:38.420 I do want to know. 1.00

00:31:39.600 I want to know the percent. 1.00

00:31:40.820 Because they're hiring stupid people like this. 1.00

00:31:43.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:43.300 You know?

00:31:43.560 So, it's like, it's kind of a chain migration thing that happens in HR departments, in

00:31:48.200 schools, public schools, all these things. 1.00

00:31:51.080 It's kind of like, once you get a few stupid people in HR, they keep dragging in stupid. 1.00

00:31:55.960 And it's a never-endless cycle. 1.00

00:31:57.280 And they never drag in smart and right-wing and based.

00:32:00.520 Yeah.

00:32:00.920 They make it their mission to not.

00:32:02.680 So, it's like, once they're in, it gets exponential bad fast.

00:32:06.560 So, all the good guys go down and the bad guys go up.

00:32:09.480 And it happens quick.

00:32:11.160 Yeah.

00:32:11.460 And we're on, like, the slingshot portion of this cycle.

00:32:15.560 Like, it's going to get worse before it fails, obviously.

00:32:17.880 Of course.

00:32:18.040 Of course.

00:32:18.180 Next is the no pronouns lady. 1.00

00:32:22.380 First, I want to say that anybody can have no pronouns.

00:32:25.520 Whether you're agender, non-binary, or just no pronouns aligned with you, you can use no

00:32:30.020 pronouns.

00:32:31.140 Now, what that actually means.

00:32:33.500 This means instead of using any pronouns to describe this person, you would be using their

00:32:37.380 full name.

00:32:38.500 I'll use myself for an example.

00:32:40.820 Knowing my pronouns are they, them, you would say, oh, they went to the store and then they

00:32:44.840 recorded some TikToks.

00:32:46.020 But if I were to use no pronouns, I would say, oh, Rachel went to the store and then

00:32:50.860 Rachel recorded some TikToks.

00:32:53.120 Some folks who use no pronouns will also sort of abbreviate their name to create their own

00:32:58.240 pronoun.

00:32:59.100 I think that's enough.

00:33:00.320 We get it.

00:33:00.960 But no pronouns, I actually like that because it makes it easier to never have to engage

00:33:04.960 with someone or do anything different.

00:33:07.240 Interesting.

00:33:07.500 I like no pronouns a lot.

00:33:10.000 And it's funny because that video, when I saw you sent it to me before, it was labeled

00:33:14.360 no pronouns lady. 0.98

00:33:17.340 So even with her little mission of like, oh, I have no pronouns.

00:33:20.380 I'm nothing.

00:33:21.120 Yeah.

00:33:21.260 You're no pronouns lady. 1.00

00:33:22.460 All right.

00:33:22.820 We know what you are, lady.

00:33:23.940 You're no pronouns lady. 1.00

00:33:25.280 Sorry.

00:33:26.380 There's one more.

00:33:27.580 So we have it from the last lady.

00:33:29.260 We have no pronouns from this lady, which we like. 0.96

00:33:31.400 We like both of them.

00:33:32.180 The next one is my favorite, favorite one that I will hopefully be able to use.

00:33:37.560 This is Cypress.

00:33:39.000 And Clown mentioned not having people use clown or clown self pronouns for clown.

00:33:43.900 And so in this situation, I would make sure that I exclusively use clown pronouns to talk

00:33:49.060 about Cypress. 0.73

00:33:50.140 So Cypress knows that I see clown self for who clown is. 0.91

00:33:56.820 And I want... 0.76

00:33:57.680 So...

00:33:58.280 Clown self.

00:33:59.200 I like clown self the best. 0.91

00:34:00.780 They go by clown pronouns. 0.58

00:34:03.040 Hey, Bozo. 0.83

00:34:04.140 Hong Kong?

00:34:04.920 Hey, Bozo.

00:34:05.780 Come over here. 0.99

00:34:06.500 Hey, clown. 1.00

00:34:07.480 Hey, you, clown. 1.00

00:34:08.740 With the stupid hair. 1.00

00:34:09.840 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:10.100 Nice one, Bozo.

00:34:11.380 Imagine like... 0.86

00:34:12.460 Imagine you're friends with a clown self and you're just doing bits on them. 0.51

00:34:17.720 Like you had...

00:34:18.100 Hey, can you hand me that pen?

00:34:19.200 And it's just...

00:34:19.940 Whoop, whoop, whoop.

00:34:20.540 Squirt water in their face.

00:34:22.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:22.800 Their whole life is miserable.

00:34:24.100 Yeah.

00:34:24.700 Hey, Bozo.

00:34:26.460 I think it's...

00:34:27.420 You start pulling something out of your mouth.

00:34:29.000 Just like...

00:34:29.760 Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop.

00:34:30.360 The never-ending ribbons.

00:34:31.700 Yeah.

00:34:31.860 Yeah.

00:34:32.260 I think that these are...

00:34:33.660 There's like a difference.

00:34:34.480 Like, I like these types because there's two different versions of like this, the people

00:34:40.000 who are demanding we use the pronouns.

00:34:41.740 There's two different sides.

00:34:42.980 One side is just like I'm seeking attention and that's like... 0.99

00:34:46.400 Those are clowns. 0.99

00:34:47.000 That's the clown. 1.00

00:34:48.180 I'm a bug. 1.00

00:34:49.060 I'm a clown. 1.00

00:34:50.520 And that's like people that trend more towards like nerd bullshit Harry Potter and they're 0.99

00:34:54.680 seeking attention. 0.99

00:34:55.540 Absolutely. 0.99

00:34:55.940 As opposed to the other side, which is like the people who are like doing fetish shit 0.99

00:34:59.840 and they're getting off. 0.99

00:35:00.940 That's the big titty woodshop teacher.

00:35:03.300 That's the pup play in the pool.

00:35:05.800 Sam Britton falls in that.

00:35:06.640 That's the Sam Britton luggage twink.

00:35:07.840 It's not offensive that we call him that.

00:35:09.120 That's just what he goes by.

00:35:10.240 He's the luggage twink.

00:35:11.040 That's what everyone's saying online.

00:35:12.780 So there's like a...

00:35:13.240 There's a different version for this.

00:35:15.720 There's like the people who just want attention and oh, I'm a bug. 0.95

00:35:18.340 Call me a clown. 0.98

00:35:19.420 And then there's the people who are getting off with the fake titties and the Sam Britton 0.99

00:35:25.800 luggage twink. 0.82

00:35:26.380 This next one, this big titty horse thing.

00:35:28.580 Yeah.

00:35:29.000 There's another example of someone who's getting off.

00:35:31.100 That's the more fetish side. 1.00

00:35:32.320 That's fetish shit. 1.00

00:35:34.380 And that's Damn Jake, big fan and friend of the show. 1.00

00:35:38.020 I really like your costume.

00:35:39.340 Do you like that horse thing, Richard?

00:35:40.720 Can I get a little video of it?

00:35:42.880 Look, I love horses.

00:35:44.300 Can you tell?

00:35:45.500 Check this out. 0.99

00:35:45.920 There's our boy, Damn Jake. 0.99

00:35:47.140 All right, that's good. 0.98

00:35:47.840 Do you like that horse?

00:35:48.620 You want to check that horse's teeth, Richard?

00:35:50.340 Yeah.

00:35:51.020 Yeah.

00:35:51.420 You know, well, you know, when I see triple Z's, you know something happens inside of me. 1.00

00:35:59.360 But no, I think that's a great point you made.

00:36:01.720 And we were talking about that a little bit off camera.

00:36:04.940 There's the pure nerd attention, like I'm a social outcast lane. 0.98

00:36:09.180 And then there's the I'm a sexual degenerate fetish lane. 0.57

00:36:11.880 And then everything, all things that we've covered fall in between one of those. 0.54

00:36:16.180 You can roughly categorize them.

00:36:17.420 It's all same umbrella.

00:36:18.520 Absolutely.

00:36:18.960 Which is unfortunate.

00:36:19.460 And that's the plus.

00:36:20.580 That's the plus in LGBTQ plus.

00:36:23.220 There it is.

00:36:23.800 Exactly.

00:36:24.420 And here's some plus action happening at the gym.

00:36:27.460 There's a trans person at the gym who's making people uncomfortable. 1.00

00:36:30.200 Check this out.

00:36:31.420 It was time to address my true feelings.

00:36:35.280 I mean, his Facebook says he's a male.

00:36:37.560 His driver's license, I'm sure, says he's a male.

00:36:41.760 His chromosomes say that he's a male.

00:36:43.940 He permed his hair and pierced his ears.

00:36:51.120 That's it.

00:36:51.580 And then they go back into the women's locker room to get their stuff. 1.00

00:36:54.880 And it makes you wonder, in this situation, who should be the uncomfortable one?

00:37:04.620 He's uncomfortable, so he needs to go in the woman's locker room. 1.00

00:37:06.700 And it's like, should we make every woman from ages 15 to 70 who goes to that gym uncomfortable? 0.99

00:37:13.060 Or should we make this one person who's living like this feel uncomfortable?

00:37:17.760 Who doesn't pass as a woman, who just is a creepy old guy? 1.00

00:37:20.620 This would be fetish shit. 1.00

00:37:23.020 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:23.260 Especially if you're a creep. 1.00

00:37:24.300 And you notice more men are in for the fetish shit. 1.00

00:37:27.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:27.500 The women who are like wanting to be some bug self, their sex drive isn't like masculine. 1.00

00:37:34.080 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:37:34.540 So they're more attention shit. 0.99

00:37:37.220 That's a good point. 0.99

00:37:37.980 And this guy, I love seeing this because it's like, yeah, I mean, maybe in some weird parts of America, they just let that go.

00:37:47.000 But in a lot of places, we call the cops.

00:37:49.680 A lot of places, we have the police come and talk to you, and you gather your belongings.

00:37:53.260 And I love seeing it made difficult for people like this.

00:37:56.920 You know what I mean?

00:37:57.480 Me too.

00:37:58.220 Because it's so easy all the time.

00:38:00.880 It's so easy to say, I'm a woman without doing anything.

00:38:04.180 Like this guy, what, had some maybe little chest thing going on?

00:38:07.180 They had little hoop earrings on.

00:38:08.500 Little hoop earrings.

00:38:09.340 He took no effort.

00:38:10.960 It did no work to say, I'm a woman. 1.00

00:38:13.680 And so I like to see him work a little bit to earn their womanhood, quote unquote, their fake ass fetish shit. 1.00

00:38:19.280 I agree with that. 1.00

00:38:20.900 It's good to, yeah, make it hard for him.

00:38:22.740 That's all you can really do.

00:38:23.860 Make it hard for him.

00:38:24.700 Call the cops.

00:38:26.220 Make sure they really.

00:38:27.320 Normalize not normalizing this.

00:38:29.740 Normalize making it extremely difficult for someone to use the women's locker room who's not a woman. 1.00

00:38:33.880 Yeah, exactly.

00:38:34.820 Next, there's a study about internalized transphobia about people who transition.

00:38:39.200 What does it say?

00:38:40.340 Seriously?

00:38:41.180 Study claims trans patients unhappy with their new bodies are transphobic.

00:38:46.420 A new study out of the Netherlands claimed internalized transphobia caused transgender patients' mental health issues and argued that their dissatisfaction with medical procedures was the result of outside pressure to conform to gender stereotypes.

00:39:00.260 Yeah.

00:39:00.660 So it's never you.

00:39:02.500 It's never you.

00:39:03.440 If you are against people doing trans operations, you're the problem.

00:39:09.200 If you're a person who did a trans operation on yourself and then now you regret it, you're transphobic.

00:39:15.480 Yeah.

00:39:15.800 It's internalized.

00:39:16.840 We can't put our finger on it.

00:39:18.480 It's just like this broad internalized phobia that you have.

00:39:22.240 So trust the study.

00:39:23.880 Yeah.

00:39:24.280 Remember when we were talking about trust and studies?

00:39:26.040 Yeah.

00:39:26.320 It's just internalized transphobia.

00:39:28.180 There's nothing wrong with you.

00:39:29.360 You're beautiful.

00:39:30.340 You just hate yourself. 0.96

00:39:31.680 And then there was so much effort to promote and mainstream all this trans stuff. 0.78

00:39:35.160 And then we've been saying for weeks and months and years, we should hear the other side, the people who transition and then regretted it.

00:39:42.080 We should hear their story.

00:39:43.620 And that was a fair point.

00:39:45.240 And now the powers that be, their rebuttal to we should hear from the trans people who regret it is now this.

00:39:51.540 So what we said before about maybe not everyone sees the studies or watches the data, you kind of tapped into the source, right?

00:39:58.140 The universe is connected to you into like a billion different tentacles to your soul.

00:40:01.720 And you hear something and you can tell what's true and what's not.

00:40:04.200 Which side do you think is the correct side?

00:40:06.400 The side that said, hey, we should hear people who have trans regret surgeries or the people that are saying if you have trans regret, you're transphobic too.

00:40:13.220 It's still because of transphobia.

00:40:14.380 And then it's like if you have trans, if you have internalized trans, there's going to be like another layer soon.

00:40:18.640 Yeah.

00:40:18.900 Where you doubly can't, you really can't go against it.

00:40:21.720 Now it's illegal.

00:40:22.420 Yeah.

00:40:23.760 Exactly.

00:40:24.420 So which rings true?

00:40:26.160 What is it?

00:40:26.540 What feels right?

00:40:27.260 Trust the gut.

00:40:28.120 Schizo season.

00:40:29.080 That's how we move forward.

00:40:30.680 Before we get into our last piece of cringe, we have a special bonus land this week.

00:40:35.880 We are going to be talking about some pedophiles that acquired a kid and did bad stuff with it. 0.95

00:40:42.060 We're going to figure out, should gay people be able to acquire babies? 1.00

00:40:45.760 Find out in bonus land this week. 0.54

00:40:47.760 We have some good funny videos.

00:40:49.460 We have some uplifting gold.

00:40:50.400 We talk about Scooby-Doo in bonus land.

00:40:52.440 Velma.

00:40:53.040 Velma.

00:40:53.500 The new Velma show.

00:40:54.300 Yeah.

00:40:54.660 Velma show is not looking good.

00:40:56.360 We have some cool videos.

00:40:58.260 There's a guy who is an executioner who gave some really interesting interview.

00:41:02.280 Very cool bonus land stuff.

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00:41:22.520 Give me four bucks a month if that's too expensive.

00:41:24.620 You should have given me two bucks a month a few weeks ago.

00:41:27.640 Right?

00:41:28.040 We kept saying we're going to get grandfathered in and get grandfathered in.

00:41:30.360 Oh, you didn't do it.

00:41:30.940 You didn't do it.

00:41:31.360 You didn't do it.

00:41:31.820 Now it's a dollar a week.

00:41:33.760 It's going to keep going up.

00:41:34.720 So you might as well do it now.

00:41:36.600 All right.

00:41:37.200 The next to trans breastfeeding. 0.99

00:41:39.400 Oh, yeah.

00:41:40.520 Here we go.

00:41:41.300 You know, trans women can breastfeed. 1.00

00:41:43.040 And this is great news because I always wanted to breastfeed, but I felt like my dry tits would 1.00

00:41:47.400 give the kid an eating disorder. 0.99

00:41:48.680 Kid just grows up and he's chronically sucking down the nozzles at yogurt land.

00:41:52.020 And I just have to be like, sorry.

00:41:53.120 That's enough.

00:41:54.680 That's enough.

00:41:55.620 I have heard enough.

00:41:56.900 I don't even want to do anything for that.

00:41:58.320 Yeah.

00:41:58.480 Let's just move on.

00:41:59.920 You guys know what's up.

00:42:01.120 Yeah.

00:42:01.320 Like, there's nothing to talk about.

00:42:03.060 No, you can't. 1.00

00:42:04.120 No, you're stupid. 1.00

00:42:05.160 Your bits are trash. 1.00

00:42:06.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:07.200 I have another one I have no bit for.

00:42:09.140 I just want to play it.

00:42:10.000 Nice jawline, bro.

00:42:11.080 It's funny.

00:42:12.140 The one, the BLM one.

00:42:14.600 This one?

00:42:15.220 Yeah.

00:42:15.480 I just want to play it for this one thing.

00:42:17.360 Stop! 1.00

00:42:17.940 Before you post an MLK quote, watch this.

00:42:21.440 Martin had a dream, but here's reality.

00:42:24.040 Remember, Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated for advocating for black workers' rights and

00:42:29.440 challenging capitalism.

00:42:31.060 Black people today still make 30% less than white. 0.98

00:42:34.560 Prisons still exist, and black folks continue to be criminalized every single day. 0.99

00:42:38.800 Black femicide driven by transphobia and misogynoir is still rampant. 0.98

00:42:43.480 That's what it was. 0.99

00:42:44.500 Misogynoir.

00:42:45.760 Misogynoir.

00:42:47.740 You guys are really in your room, and you're spiraling up.

00:42:50.760 You two are spiraling together, and you're really coming up with some stuff.

00:42:54.760 I love it.

00:42:55.520 They're in a room.

00:42:56.360 They're talking about it.

00:42:57.680 They're spiraling.

00:42:58.480 They're using a bunch of words that they learned in entry-level college sociology, but nobody

00:43:04.500 in their neighborhood will snitch on the guy who killed someone.

00:43:07.020 Or who sells drugs.

00:43:08.800 So it's like, you can't solve anything.

00:43:11.200 You guys can't solve.

00:43:12.260 Oh, and then my favorite line, you had your favorite line, the misogynoir.

00:43:16.320 Yeah.

00:43:16.660 My favorite line was, prisons still exist.

00:43:21.140 Okay.

00:43:22.000 You want to get rid of them all?

00:43:23.420 I don't know.

00:43:23.880 Anyway, these people, these types of people will talk about how they need to lock white 0.96

00:43:28.120 people up, too, in the same breath.

00:43:29.980 You know what I mean?

00:43:30.480 Prisons still exist, but we need new ones that are for white people. 1.00

00:43:34.120 Yeah.

00:43:35.140 Why do the crimes if you might go to jail?

00:43:38.420 Yeah.

00:43:38.760 These people are really stirring up in a room, but they can't solve the package thief in their

00:43:44.020 neighborhood.

00:43:44.720 You know?

00:43:44.900 Yeah.

00:43:45.200 They can't.

00:43:46.460 The community won't come together.

00:43:48.160 Nobody will get on the stand and do this and put a murderer away.

00:43:51.900 Nobody will do this.

00:43:53.120 But, you know, I guess misogynoir is it, right?

00:43:57.480 Misogynoir.

00:43:58.820 I love that. 1.00

00:43:59.820 I really do love that shit. 1.00

00:44:01.740 And then there's a reparations now. 1.00

00:44:04.720 Five million for each black person in San Francisco, potentially.

00:44:07.980 San Francisco is doing that.

00:44:11.120 They're talking about giving five million to each person.

00:44:14.960 They have some qualifications.

00:44:17.380 You need to be a longtime resident or something like that.

00:44:19.700 And then it's five million on no questions.

00:44:23.840 And I think it was $97,000 a year as well.

00:44:27.880 So you get paid.

00:44:29.060 You don't just get the lump sum.

00:44:30.240 You get paid.

00:44:30.800 And then all your debt gets wiped out too.

00:44:33.920 So.

00:44:34.520 Yo.

00:44:35.720 Let me get that.

00:44:37.440 Yeah.

00:44:37.840 Like, I think it's just looting the treasury, right?

00:44:41.640 That's just, it's just like, hey, can we give some of our friends and voters some of this stuff?

00:44:46.860 We need someone to live in the city.

00:44:48.260 Yeah.

00:44:48.820 The city's gone.

00:44:49.960 Yeah.

00:44:50.700 And so, I mean, my first question would be with reparations, five million, that's a pretty big amount.

00:44:55.180 Do you think society would be closer to utopia or closer to the Chappelle's show skit of reparations?

00:45:01.400 It would, it would lean towards Chappelle's show skit.

00:45:05.540 I think so, too.

00:45:06.380 It would be more of a Chappelle's show skit.

00:45:08.120 I think so, too.

00:45:09.440 And so, this is crazy to me. 0.88

00:45:12.100 There should be poor Mexican, poor white, poor Asian people who just absolutely bring the most lawsuits ever to a city if they do this. 1.00

00:45:22.100 Waste their time. 0.99

00:45:23.060 Jam them up.

00:45:23.760 I mean, I want the money.

00:45:24.860 I want the gold.

00:45:26.760 Dude.

00:45:28.420 Where's the gold?

00:45:29.420 I want the gold.

00:45:30.160 Yeah, and it's like, why don't we just give a million?

00:45:32.720 Somebody commented on one of my posts about this, and they said, why don't we just give a million dollars to everybody? 1.00

00:45:37.540 And I go, okay, enjoy $300 hot dogs, you idiot. 1.00

00:45:41.220 Like, what are you guys talking about? 1.00

00:45:42.820 Someone said to me, oh, but sending money to Ukraine's fine. 1.00

00:45:46.540 I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? 0.99

00:45:48.520 No, I've never said that once. 1.00

00:45:49.540 You don't watch the show.

00:45:50.840 Oh, because it's white, it's fine to go to Ukraine. 1.00

00:45:52.720 It's like, no.

00:45:53.820 No.

00:45:54.140 Send the money to me.

00:45:55.120 I don't want that anywhere. 0.98

00:45:56.300 I want, like, a cool fucking superhighway. 0.97

00:45:58.520 I want a train that goes 300 miles an hour. 0.96

00:46:01.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:01.840 We just keep lighting shit on fire. 0.99

00:46:03.880 We just keep lighting our money on fire, so. 1.00

00:46:05.740 And it just goes away to whoever.

00:46:07.100 Yeah.

00:46:07.240 All right.

00:46:07.800 We're out of cringe of the week.

00:46:09.060 We're into Urban Decay.

00:46:10.160 We have a great Urban Decay this week.

00:46:13.200 Our first clip of Urban Decay is actually a story.

00:46:16.240 It's a headline about the electric cars.

00:46:18.660 Richard, please read it.

00:46:19.740 It's not a story.

00:46:20.400 It's a video.

00:46:21.620 Right in front of those charger stations by Seattle City Light.

00:46:24.880 Now, I'm being told they could cost us about $2,000 just to replace the cables.

00:46:30.680 These chargers in West Seattle have been offline since December after the cables were stolen.

00:46:36.620 Jen Strang with Seattle City Light says this has been a problem on the rise.

00:46:41.040 Seattle City Light says eight charging stations of theirs have been hit, and they believe it has to do with the copper and the cables.

00:46:47.040 So, basically, in Seattle, they're trying to make it so by 2030, all gas-powered cars are gone and off the roads, and they want to do just electric vehicles.

00:46:58.180 And then the electric vehicle charging stations they have now are always shut down because people are stealing them for the copper wires.

00:47:05.700 Yeah, because fentanyl-addicted street rats love that copper, that $35 worth.

00:47:11.260 They get in there, and they mess with the wires.

00:47:12.880 It's a perfect—I love perfect examples of liberal utopia.

00:47:17.040 And why it can't work, you know?

00:47:19.120 Like, dude, there are some good ideas.

00:47:22.120 Like, dude, imagine a whole world on clean energy, and we were getting this, and everybody's cars, and it was all cheap and infinite, right?

00:47:29.540 Like, the liberal utopia ideal.

00:47:31.520 Some of those aren't bad, right?

00:47:33.360 Like, oh, my God, clean energy.

00:47:35.180 That's so crazy.

00:47:36.480 But then there's always reality.

00:47:38.460 It's just reality, right?

00:47:39.800 Like, street rats, different bad actors, people who go against it.

00:47:43.980 Certain things always run in the way, right?

00:47:46.480 Yeah.

00:47:46.800 Like, it's always the human element is never taken into account.

00:47:50.020 It's like, oh, welfare will be great.

00:47:51.960 Only people who really need it are going to use it. 0.99

00:47:54.620 And then 40 people are committing welfare fraud with $10,000 in food stamps, buying lobsters and shit. 0.99

00:47:59.760 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:00.020 You know, so it's a perfect, I love perfect encapsulations of a liberal hellhole.

00:48:05.620 And that's why we have to oppose it so much before it gets here, because when it gets here, it's going to be too late.

00:48:11.560 And we'll be able to say, here, I told you so.

00:48:13.580 The whole country's ruined and all the money's gone.

00:48:15.700 But I told you so.

00:48:16.860 I told you so.

00:48:17.460 So it's like, you kind of have to prepare in the short term, because we don't want to say at the end, we told you so.

00:48:23.700 We just want to win with the idea and power.

00:48:26.380 Yep.

00:48:26.840 Smart.

00:48:27.180 We need power.

00:48:27.780 We need power.

00:48:28.740 I need power back.

00:48:29.520 We need power.

00:48:30.940 All right.

00:48:31.700 Next clip, the dump truck crashing around.

00:48:47.040 Hey, really quick.

00:48:48.520 This is great camera work.

00:48:50.540 A lot of times with chaotic videos, it's all over the place and shaky hands.

00:48:55.700 Yep.

00:48:56.120 This person's doing a good job.

00:48:57.320 This is a pro.

00:48:58.040 You've got to call the good ones out.

00:49:01.840 Now they're smashing the window, trying to get them out.

00:49:04.500 This is in El Monte.

00:49:06.060 Really?

00:49:06.700 Yeah.

00:49:07.120 We used to live right over there.

00:49:08.860 It's horrible.

00:49:10.320 El Monte's a terrible town.

00:49:13.140 We used to live near it.

00:49:14.340 Yeah, near it.

00:49:17.140 Well, you know, that's it.

00:49:19.080 This guy's driving around like crazy.

00:49:20.900 He's drunk, right?

00:49:21.620 Well, I was going to say, is he vaccinated?

00:49:24.940 Yeah.

00:49:25.200 He's just gone.

00:49:27.280 We're allowed to ask.

00:49:28.700 Yeah.

00:49:28.920 He was making a right hand turn and then, but he had to check his left really quick before

00:49:32.780 he turned.

00:49:33.340 Yep.

00:49:33.740 And that it was too fast.

00:49:34.720 Three strokes.

00:49:35.500 Three strokes.

00:49:36.440 Super fit.

00:49:37.540 Toe truck driver.

00:49:38.500 Three strokes.

00:49:39.440 Yeah.

00:49:39.760 Maybe he was vaccinated.

00:49:41.220 We have a right to ask.

00:49:42.640 All right.

00:49:42.900 Next.

00:49:43.340 This is our, what's it called?

00:49:45.000 Like the prime clip.

00:49:46.200 Magnus Opus.

00:49:47.280 Magnum Opus or something like that.

00:49:48.680 Of this week's Urban Decay.

00:49:50.000 Yeah.

00:49:50.320 Teacher versus student.

00:49:54.360 Before we play this, teachers, if you're a teacher, let us know in the comments, do

00:49:58.560 kids even listen anymore?

00:50:00.800 I feel like if I was a teacher and there's all these kids in the class smoking jewels

00:50:04.140 and on their phone, I feel like no one would listen like they used to.

00:50:07.880 Does anyone scared of the teacher anymore?

00:50:09.880 If you're a teacher, let us know in the comments.

00:50:11.780 I'd really like some insight.

00:50:13.520 Well, we've had this conversation before too on the podcast where it's like, you're not

00:50:17.120 going to fear your teacher if you don't fear your dad, you know?

00:50:20.940 So it's like if what, oh, your single mom comes and goes, honey, are you messing around 0.92

00:50:26.800 at school again? 1.00

00:50:27.400 You go, yeah, bitch. 1.00

00:50:29.120 Nobody's in charge, you know? 1.00

00:50:30.380 Yeah, it's so true. 1.00

00:50:30.900 And you're a troubled kid and your life is going to suck. 0.97

00:50:32.920 But if there's no father figure, there's no end result for the teacher's wrath, right? 0.98

00:50:37.820 Exactly.

00:50:38.780 So let us know in the comments if you think this teacher is in the right or in the wrong.

00:50:44.320 Let it rip.

00:50:44.820 Let it rip.

00:50:44.860 The kid is 14. 1.00

00:51:12.060 Everybody's saying that shit, my nigga. 1.00

00:51:12.940 You're the one lying, bro. 1.00

00:51:17.520 I'm my mom, bro. 1.00

00:51:18.200 Stop fronting, my nigga. 1.00

00:51:19.660 You know you said that shit, bro. 1.00

00:51:20.960 I'm my mom. 1.00

00:51:21.860 Mexican kid.

00:51:22.800 Bro, say the truth, bro.

00:51:23.740 We're right here, bro. 0.98

00:51:24.860 Everybody's watching, my nigga.

00:51:25.900 What's up, bro? 1.00

00:51:26.980 You ain't telling me shit. 1.00

00:51:29.480 I'm my mom, my nigga. 1.00

00:51:32.800 You a whole ass bitch, bro. 1.00

00:51:34.940 I'm my mom. 1.00

00:51:36.740 I'm gonna take you. 1.00

00:51:37.820 So you say that shit or what's up, bro? 1.00

00:51:45.080 You say that shit, bro. 1.00

00:51:46.080 You say that shit, bro. 1.00

00:51:46.220 You say that shit, bro. 1.00

00:51:48.160 I'm telling you, bro. 1.00

00:51:49.940 Oh.

00:51:58.720 Oh.

00:51:59.360 Absolutely hot down.

00:52:00.600 Oh! 0.60

00:52:01.380 Oh! 0.60

00:52:02.960 Oh! 0.60

00:52:08.980 Oh! 0.60

00:52:10.960 Oh! 0.60

00:52:12.520 Oh! 0.60

00:52:13.120 Oh! 0.60

00:52:13.680 Oh! 0.60

00:52:13.900 Oh! 0.60

00:52:14.540 Oh! 0.60

00:52:15.520 Oh! 0.60

00:52:16.400 Oh! 0.60

00:52:16.940 Oh! 0.60

00:52:17.140 Oh! 0.60

00:52:18.200 so was the teacher justified no well hold on i mean hold on there's two sides to this as far

00:52:45.460 as i can tell okay the kid deserved to be knocked out yeah by somebody yeah as hard as it could he's

00:52:51.180 like in front of the band class you're beefing with the teacher in band but the way the teacher

00:52:56.240 just did a swing on him and he was hitting with a phone so easy answer in this situation the kid

00:53:02.300 needs a beat down but the teacher shouldn't have thrown his whole career away the teacher did like

00:53:05.500 a sucker punch yeah the kid needs a beat down the teacher shouldn't have thrown his career away in

00:53:09.440 that moment but the kid's also not listening and kids are out of control these days but it's not 0.83

00:53:13.560 the teacher's place to put him in control but clearly no one's putting the kid in their place

00:53:17.340 at home i doubt there's a dad who's very so it's a little bit of a loop where you can't really get

00:53:22.860 the right answer uh one thing's for sure we kind of need to look at these things from different

00:53:27.440 perspectives look at it from the perspective of a normal person in the class who's not fighting

00:53:34.080 that was a big day of school yeah that was crazy if you're like me in high school and you're a

00:53:38.740 shitster and you wanted action that'll satisfy you for a month yeah that's what you have to think

00:53:43.820 about the kids who are just like yo in school today mr jones knocked out miguel he swung at him too it

00:53:50.260 was out of nowhere with this phone like that is squirts for certain types of kids in that class

00:53:56.520 like i would have been that would have been the best thing that ever happened to me in high school

00:53:59.380 if i saw that that's pure entertainment you're right can't deny that man that first swing is so

00:54:04.000 funny the kid didn't even do anything he just tried to swing for him like yeah first swing absolute

00:54:09.120 insanity all right we're out of urban decay we had a short urban decay this week because we had a long

00:54:13.580 uh cringe and we have a long uplifting gold so we're in our uplifting gold section we have some

00:54:19.000 great stuff this week i discovered this instagram page called john bravo runs and there's just this

00:54:24.380 kid in high school who every day when the bell rings he runs out of class and the whole school waits

00:54:29.960 for him and they cheer him on it's uplifting here he comes and they cheer him on

00:54:46.040 there's some variety i think this week was the week he did the freeze frame so watch

00:54:53.340 he hit him with the freeze john bravo runs that's good action that's pure americana

00:55:01.520 that's nice stuff rallying around a kid for something not that important but you just make

00:55:07.580 it important yeah that's good that's good memories yep uh next kid drops a snake and everyone

00:55:12.460 scatters this is funny i can't do it for you just like that okay i get the head

00:55:18.300 you want to pass him around

00:55:25.680 he drops it and everyone just scatters and it's a slow moving snake who does nothing

00:55:38.360 that's weird that they handed that to that kid though like that snake can bite that's like a

00:55:42.820 little python right a little python um all right next uh the motorcycle guy talking to girls this is

00:55:49.300 funny this is you

00:55:50.140 that looks fun yeah just ride off like nothing happened yeah that's you that's you on the

00:56:10.280 minibike where you're not wiping out yep thank you um we have some good other stuff lady with the 0.99

00:56:15.480 chinese food hair yeah this is culturally significant you want you want shit for rice 0.99

00:56:21.040 you like you like chicken what you want what you want you want arrow what you like what you like 0.99

00:56:28.080 yummy get get out the line get out the line what you want what you want you want you want you want

00:56:32.800 you want chicken for rice is this lady just doing a pretty chinese voice i think it's an asian lady 1.00

00:56:38.760 isn't that pretty good look at the people here it's not that's not an asian lady uh maybe maybe it's 0.97

00:56:45.080 just an offensive voice either way i bet the person who has that hair has a very unique name

00:56:50.360 here in new orleans whenever i order uber eats i get a lot of delivery people who have very unique names

00:56:57.640 i can't say what their names are because they're one of one because they're the only person in the

00:57:03.300 whole country who has that name so if i said the name you would go oh that's

00:57:07.520 there is i could tell you i give you a hint um there was one uber eats driver whose name rhymed with

00:57:16.720 tom dreckica um well so slightly different there's a lot of cues in it it was it rhymes with tom dreckica

00:57:26.000 yeah so just to give you a taste a lot of unique names should i say the piece that kind of we've

00:57:31.660 been talking about recently we um i i saw it was some like old study or or something um about ebonics

00:57:39.420 or like uh african-american naming and there was basically a study in california that was done

00:57:45.160 that said of african-american children born in california in that year 30 percent had one of

00:57:53.340 one unique names that were just made up out of thin air right because there's no like biblical

00:57:58.580 reference or whatever so that's something that happens a lot that i didn't necessarily know about

00:58:02.860 and i i've seen examples of course it's unique but um they make up names yeah i think the names are cool

00:58:11.440 i don't think they make much sense and i think it's embarrassing when you go to apply for a job or

00:58:16.140 you go to the dmv and you gotta say yeah it's own record you know so i don't know it's weird it's very

00:58:22.760 weird but uh that's part of the culture i guess that's part of it yeah um all right next uh the

00:58:29.160 the broken glass batting practice this is fun this is good american stuff in your garage with dad

00:58:34.960 that was kind of a dead clip yeah you know what i'm gonna say huh dad's fault yeah dad's fault

00:58:52.920 you're the kid in the garage you swing away like yeah you're gonna hit a missed tip dad

00:58:57.360 had the net up swing away merrill dad's got to prevent that dad that's why dad was kind of

00:59:02.460 silent yeah he's not mad he's just like that was my own fault i did this i should have put the net up

00:59:07.400 higher yeah um all right next we have uh driving with the tube in the flooded streets of california

00:59:13.580 this is in oakland

00:59:15.760 now this is uplifting right richard kind of do you know why it's not because they're probably

00:59:24.540 flooding into other people's houses and cars and they're creating kind of yeah that's it remember

00:59:29.700 like 20 something episodes ago there was a flooding video and i said what do we learn from this if you're

00:59:35.640 ever in a flood zone and you create a huge wake the waves you send will smash people's windows and

00:59:41.620 that didn't happen before because when it just rains it goes straight up when you create the wake

00:59:45.200 it goes into people's windows and it can smash up their windows and their houses and stuff okay so

00:59:49.960 that's actually not uplifting okay glad we cleared that up it's just a call back to an earlier lesson

00:59:55.340 don't make a wake in a flood zone because you'll smash people's windows up big brain big brain

01:00:02.400 thank you thank you yeah uh last one kid is bidding like a pro this is uplifting this little fat boy

01:00:09.500 oh that's why i was like as a kid

01:00:13.340 he's out there bidding for whatever just going boom boom boom boom like a pro

01:00:20.260 bass mug for that kid he doesn't watch the show he's too good for us he might watch the show

01:00:25.000 he's too good for us his dad might watch the show yeah his dad might watch the show all right well

01:00:30.020 that's the end of uplifting gold that's the end of the episode before we leave we do have a little

01:00:34.380 goodbye thing i got sent this from a fan it was very cool someone's child had a homework assignment

01:00:41.260 talking about their dad and look what they said in the bottom right corner things that make my dad

01:00:46.940 laugh and it's fleckis talks the podcast that's us buddy true uplifting doesn't that feel good 0.97

01:00:51.880 that does feel good that's uplifting for sure all right motherfuckers talks in the books thank you

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 20, 2023

THE TEACHER FIGHTS BACK!

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