THE TEACHER FIGHTS BACK!
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Summary
Being on time is now considered white supremacist. Then we have a teacher versus student beatdown. Was the teacher right to do it? And, last but not least, we ve finally found a pronoun that makes sense. We re going over our all-time favorite pronouns in this week s cringe of the week.
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Welcome back to Fleck of Stocks, the podcast, episode 65.
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Today on the show, being on time is now considered white supremacist.
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Then we have a teacher versus student beatdown.
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You're not going to want to miss an urban decay.
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And then last but not least, we finally found a pronoun person that makes sense.
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We are going to go over our all time favorite pronouns in this week's double dose of cringe
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It's Fleck of Stocks, the podcast, episode 65, ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing
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Guys, we have an update to our list of things causing heart attacks and blood clots this week
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Turning your head quickly while playing pickleball.
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Super fit Missouri dad, 35, suffers three strokes after turning his head too quickly,
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And I was always hoping with these, we always list them at the beginning of the episode,
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the things causing blood clots and heart problems.
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Climate change, mysterious chemicals, cold weather, hot weather, watching Monday night
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And now it's turning your head too quick while playing pickleball.
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They are really covering basically every single thing except the thing.
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We don't have to cover this as much going forward.
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But I have a feeling in the next few weeks, months, years, we're going to be seeing a lot
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And doesn't it feel like we've hit kind of a critical mass with the general population
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Now we have to kind of just watch and whatever happens is going to happen.
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That doctor from CNN, she did a thing the other day about how we have to be sure to make
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sure we differentiate died from COVID versus died with COVID.
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Liana Nguyen, Dr. Liana Nguyen, who was like – she would be driving the trains to the
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She was the number one like, you should alienate your family and that's why you should cancel
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She was encouraging all the worst stuff and then we've since the beginning, since day
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one, we were saying, oh, there's a difference between died from COVID and died with COVID
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And I knew that three years ago and I was like, hey, there's a difference here and now
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the doctor from CNN is telling us and it's going to completely gaslight us.
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We don't need to see the news or see some studies.
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That's going to be the big differentiator going forward.
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Well, isn't it crazy that literal memes are ahead of Liana Nguyen or those types of people?
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And it's like a guy who got in a car crash and it's like, oh, he had COVID.
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And then that's the big difference between this psyop and other psyops of the past.
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Other psyops of the past, like 9-11, JFK, pretty much every single thing that's ever
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There was no information getting sent around that fast.
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So they were able to psyop you and then gaslight you.
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Now they're doing the same technique, but we actually have the info.
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It's a little more frustrating, but anyone who ever says, oh, you know, this study says
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Oh, everyone's dying from heart problems and blood clots?
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I don't really need to read a study to tell me what's doing it.
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And in completely unrelated news, temporary morgues are being built across the UK due to unprecedented
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The FAA has very quietly, tacitly admitted that the EKGs of pilots are no longer normal.
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He wrote a Substack article about how the FAA secretly widened the EKG parameter range
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They're like, you know, something that used to be a red flag.
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And thankfully, there are two pilots on every flight.
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But they had changed the standards because the pilots' EKG readings were not in compliance
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with the old ones before the whatever got injected into whoever's whatever.
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Like United, like we'll have 35% black pilots or something.
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And it's like, okay, are they black vaccinated?
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And honestly, it's only a matter of time before a plane goes down, right?
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One of those regional planes that only has like one pilot.
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We have a very important housekeeping this week.
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In all seriousness, though, Richard Rappoy has got a new hobby.
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If you guys have any advice for Richard Rappoy, who is now metal detecting, give him some advice.
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I've gotten some good pointers of people who just seem to be guessing.
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No, but I think that's going to be a good hobby for me.
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That's a good, like, boomer type activity that I can definitely get into the culture of.
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I heard you basically just find old aluminum cans all the time.
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And you're never going to bring home anything good.
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What did someone drop a ring and then go, ah, shit.
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No, and people, one of the things people were telling me when I posted that to my story
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that I got a metal detector, people are like, go to the beach, like tons of jewelry.
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It's like, I'm not looking for old ladies' gold chains.
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I want like a Confederate soldier's belt buckle or something.
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I'm not looking for like an old engagement ring to give back to like Meemaw.
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Even if you don't know anything about it, just guess and then make him go through all
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When you think about America and its prime, what do you think of?
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Uh, I think of like car manufacturers, America and its prime.
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I actually was thinking about this the other day and then I saw a clip of America and its
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That romanticized TV moment is exactly how America was.
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And then I also like to imagine like that's what America was and that's what they took
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I'm going to work until that is happening again.
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Do you have any Rob Smith fan fiction prepared for today?
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Here we have Rob photoshopped on having lunch with James O'Keefe.
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Rob is going undercover right after he finishes his caprese salad.
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And before when I was saying right on brother, R-O-B, right on brother.
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If you're a show listener, you know what my theory is.
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I want to just refresh the bet and bring up the bet slip, make sure everyone knows where
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I think Derek Chauvin trial is going to get redone.
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And then I think Derek Chauvin is going to get let off right before the 2024 election.
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There's going to be mayhem and chaos in the streets.
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Joe Biden's going to be a Muppet, old man, never was going to run anyway.
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The Chauvin going free and then Michelle Obama comes in and then it's racism's on the ballot.
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It's funny because me and you have been talking off camera about this, that BLM, like they
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just had the cousin or the brother of the BLM guy who got killed in police custody.
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And his proximity to BLM should have been like, let's go.
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And like even conservative people, Cernovich was like, this video looks bad.
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You know, like there's nobody who is like, oh yeah, he deserved to die.
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But it doesn't seem like BLM has that juice anymore.
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I think they saved the juice for the election years.
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So they have the juice in them, but every time they do it.
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The money doesn't come unless it's an election year.
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So they, they just have like their things and they explode, boom.
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And then if they do this one now and make this one, the one it'll blow up and then it'll
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Then the next one will happen and it won't be as powerful.
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So they're saving their boom and the ripple for right in the election year is what I would
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And it's obvious because that would be an instant George Floyd reaction.
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You saw the stupid shit, the brothers on salary, getting 150 K for consulting.
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But we, uh, you know, that, that really hurt them, you know, uh, the money laundering that
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whole, not laundering, but wasting and spending on stupid shit really hurt them because now
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And if they had done good, built a couple houses for some single moms, you know, actually
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helped a community, the money would keep flowing in.
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Um, but they basically used it as a one time one and done.
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And now, uh, they don't have the juice anymore.
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It's a long, slow reload and they'll be back for 2024.
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I really, really like, and I am now going to do whatever I can to make this song very
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It came out four years ago, but I just discovered it.
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They were receptive when I reached out to them.
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I don't think they're going to get, they're not going to copyright me, especially if I'm
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plugging their song and their links are in the bio and you want to go check it out
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And it has the car and the palm trees in the eighties.
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So I like to do what I can to help these people out.
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When I first moved to LA and tried to become like a public figure person or like a writer
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or a comedian, whatever it was, I always wish that someone would meet me like at a
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I'm going to do whatever I can to make him blow up and become what he wants.
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So not saying I'm in the position to do that now, but if I can kind of, you know, find talent
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as I see it and then blow them up in a good way and a little bit of king making and oh,
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I'm going to do what I wish someone did for me.
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So it's going to be obsessed over the content and then do whatever I can to get it out on a big
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There's the, wait, we have two more things of housekeeping.
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If you guys are stealing, obviously last week we showed Joe and he was a person who was loss
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Which is good because that's kind of how the street rats in San Francisco walk around anyway.
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Um, lady, we don't need to be giving tips on how to shoplift.
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And also this would maybe work in like the nineties.
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Now you just take the whole rack of like the same shirt and five different sizes and you
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load it in a bag and you walk out and no one probably stops you.
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Is there ever a way you'd be able to walk out the door with doing the motion you need to
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I, my first thought is like the Tommy boy scene where he's like bees and he's just yelling
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But, uh, or if you had a boom box, maybe you put a boom box in and you're just like shimmying
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No, honestly, I don't think there's a good reason.
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Um, so shopkeepers, if you see someone doing that, um, you know, they saw this very niche
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You're getting stolen from, you're getting stolen from.
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We have our base guy of the week, uh, based mug recipient reach of the week.
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Provy Ivan proper off, I think is his full name.
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They try to do some gay shit to his Jersey and he said, nah, with the gay stuff.
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My choice is to stay true to myself and my religion.
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Any, uh, like I said, that's all I'm going to comment on that.
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And, um, so this guy is an alternate captain on the flyers, Philadelphia flyers.
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You know what the subversion is and you know how to resist it.
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His coach also defended him very well and said, you know, I'm just going to respect his, uh,
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And the one thing that I noticed about this is if you're one of these guys, uh, the coach
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or, uh, Provy, all you have to do is stand up to the manic, like weird reporter class.
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You don't really have to explain yourself to anyone.
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All you have to do is survive the, well, well, there must be something more to it.
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All you have to do is survive those weird people who aren't even in hockey really, but who kind
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You don't even really have to explain it that much.
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You say whatever you believe in, you say whatever you want, and then you ignore the
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And then if they freak out and go crazy, it doesn't matter because you don't listen to
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I, when I was in LA before I became Fleckus, I used to write like schizo sayings and stuff.
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And one of them was that it was only listen to who you listen to.
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Meaning like if you try to take everyone's opinion into account, you're never going to
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You have to just follow your own gut and then maybe have a close council of people
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that are your mentors and close people that you actually care about.
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If you don't follow that advice, you young, you end up being like young Sheldon on CBS
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that like milk toast TV show that everyone goes, or like nobody does actually the fake
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laugh track where they try to convince you everyone's going.
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Uh, English as a second language, people watching it at home, like, and boomers.
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And, uh, that's a lot of the shows on that have the laugh track.
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It's like, I'm convinced I tell rap boy all the time.
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I have a few other, uh, little sayings I made 10 years ago.
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Meaning like this present moment is your whole life.
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Oh, you gotta be careful what you say or else you get in trouble.
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Fleckis was, uh, I don't know, smoking a joint in LA.
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Remember, a person driving a U-Haul probably hasn't driven anything that big before.
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Last but not least, the hardest part of surfing for the first time is squeezing into your friend's brother's wetsuit.
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If you somehow see this, you're not gonna, you're too good for the show.
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I bet you we have some random hockey guys, some random juniors guys who know him.
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They're trying to steal your sport right in front of your face.
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And a bunch of HR department women and marketing people are stealing your sport right in front
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And it's like, and it's not just the LGB pride night.
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It's the most vaccinated demographic group aside from senior citizens.
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I just wanted to get that out there on the record.
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But gays, they like to do what they need to do compliance-wise, medicine-wise, so they
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So it's like, oh, I'll get the vaccine, and I can go back to the bathhouse.
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Or, oh, I can take prep, and I can go on the sex cruise.
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They like that shit, because they're up to disgusting stuff.
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So, you know, I'm not reinventing the wheel here.
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When y'all are ready to learn about the connections between this, this, and the white
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American cultural norm with obsessing over being on time, please let me know.
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Because as someone who is Black, queer, has ADHD, and studies African American history and culture,
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So, is she saying that Black people can't be on time?
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I think she's speaking for an entire race, because she can't be on time, is what it sounds
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Just be like, hey, man, the train I was on got delayed.
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And it's like, nah, I'm going straight to race war.
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Well, that's where they go a lot of the time, right?
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Well, dude, and being on time is such a respect thing.
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It's like, if there are 10 people in a room waiting to get something done, and you
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Your time is more valuable than every single other person's?
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My favorite is like, you're stitching someone, you're about to do it, and then like, the
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first three seconds is like, making a face like this, like, you already know it's about
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I mean, if you can't be on time, just say it, lady.
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It's like, oh, I'll be there between 12 and 4 sometime.
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And we've done this before, too, where we've talked about what things...
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If you Google something is white supremacy or is something racist, beekeeping, hikes, taking
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a cab, you can find results on everything being racist.
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Let's see what they're up to in the family-friendly drag show.
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It's like, we show the clip and go, this needs to stop.
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We're not going to solve it with the podcast, but I hope that by showing the clips, people
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So, then when it happens in their own backyard, they can appropriately oppose it.
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You can maybe, if you see it happening in a restaurant you're in, you can get up and maybe
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yell a little bit, film it, send it to the podcast, we'll show it in the podcast, and
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You got to yell and you got to go, oh, this is bad.
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I was thinking about going to a drag show and just finding the power box on the drag
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There's a little American mischief out there I think we need to get back into.
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You know, sneak into the harbor and dump the tea, you know, but now it's just a drag
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queen trying to do kids in Oklahoma, of all places.
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There's like a more girly word for it, when they like weave it into your hair.
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So, then he has to go out and do an even shittier show.
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It's some man crawling around on the floor to Rihanna.
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So, we have two people here with pronouns that we actually like.
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There's a person who goes by any pronouns, and then a person who goes by no pronouns.
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I have my first day as a sub today, and there are many things I would like to talk about.
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But today, I would like to talk about how I am the political unrest that Cedar City needs.
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So, besides the fact that I dyed my hair purple last night, and I have two visible tattoos,
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I wrote my pronouns as she-any up on the board.
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I was teaching 10th grade, and I told this to all my classes, and it wasn't until the last
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period where someone was like, what's the second pronoun?
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But I am totally okay with you just referring to me.
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And then she also got purple hair and tattoos because she's unique.
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But, like, apparently, she wants to infiltrate the schools.
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Um, my thing is, this girl is talking about, like, how she brings political unrest to her
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school, and it's like, obviously, she's subverting, and she wants to talk about things she's not
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She's subverting, you know, the subject matter.
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That's her livelihood that she's actively subverting, right?
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So, what do you think she's going to do to your kid?
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Like, you can, you can complain, I guess, to the superintendent.
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But what do you think she's going to do one-on-one with little Johnny, who wears camo and likes
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She's going against her, the wishes of the people that she works for.
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She's clearly on, uh, she's clearly on a mission.
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I was wondering, like, growing up, I never had one bad teacher.
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80%, I would say, are probably fucking horrible.
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Because they're hiring stupid people like this.
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So, it's like, it's kind of a chain migration thing that happens in HR departments, in
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It's kind of like, once you get a few stupid people in HR, they keep dragging in stupid.
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And they never drag in smart and right-wing and based.
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So, it's like, once they're in, it gets exponential bad fast.
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So, all the good guys go down and the bad guys go up.
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And we're on, like, the slingshot portion of this cycle.
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Like, it's going to get worse before it fails, obviously.
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First, I want to say that anybody can have no pronouns.
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Whether you're agender, non-binary, or just no pronouns aligned with you, you can use no
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This means instead of using any pronouns to describe this person, you would be using their
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Knowing my pronouns are they, them, you would say, oh, they went to the store and then they
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But if I were to use no pronouns, I would say, oh, Rachel went to the store and then
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Some folks who use no pronouns will also sort of abbreviate their name to create their own
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But no pronouns, I actually like that because it makes it easier to never have to engage
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And it's funny because that video, when I saw you sent it to me before, it was labeled
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So even with her little mission of like, oh, I have no pronouns.
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We have no pronouns from this lady, which we like.
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The next one is my favorite, favorite one that I will hopefully be able to use.
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And Clown mentioned not having people use clown or clown self pronouns for clown.
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And so in this situation, I would make sure that I exclusively use clown pronouns to talk
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So Cypress knows that I see clown self for who clown is.
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Imagine you're friends with a clown self and you're just doing bits on them.
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Like, I like these types because there's two different versions of like this, the people
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One side is just like I'm seeking attention and that's like...
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And that's like people that trend more towards like nerd bullshit Harry Potter and they're
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As opposed to the other side, which is like the people who are like doing fetish shit
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There's like the people who just want attention and oh, I'm a bug.
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And then there's the people who are getting off with the fake titties and the Sam Britton
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There's another example of someone who's getting off.
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And that's Damn Jake, big fan and friend of the show.
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You know, well, you know, when I see triple Z's, you know something happens inside of me.
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And we were talking about that a little bit off camera.
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There's the pure nerd attention, like I'm a social outcast lane.
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And then there's the I'm a sexual degenerate fetish lane.
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And then everything, all things that we've covered fall in between one of those.
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And here's some plus action happening at the gym.
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There's a trans person at the gym who's making people uncomfortable.
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His driver's license, I'm sure, says he's a male.
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And then they go back into the women's locker room to get their stuff.
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And it makes you wonder, in this situation, who should be the uncomfortable one?
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He's uncomfortable, so he needs to go in the woman's locker room.
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And it's like, should we make every woman from ages 15 to 70 who goes to that gym uncomfortable?
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Or should we make this one person who's living like this feel uncomfortable?
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Who doesn't pass as a woman, who just is a creepy old guy?
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And you notice more men are in for the fetish shit.
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The women who are like wanting to be some bug self, their sex drive isn't like masculine.
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And this guy, I love seeing this because it's like, yeah, I mean, maybe in some weird parts of America, they just let that go.
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A lot of places, we have the police come and talk to you, and you gather your belongings.
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And I love seeing it made difficult for people like this.
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It's so easy to say, I'm a woman without doing anything.
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Like this guy, what, had some maybe little chest thing going on?
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And so I like to see him work a little bit to earn their womanhood, quote unquote, their fake ass fetish shit.
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Normalize making it extremely difficult for someone to use the women's locker room who's not a woman.
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Next, there's a study about internalized transphobia about people who transition.
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Study claims trans patients unhappy with their new bodies are transphobic.
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A new study out of the Netherlands claimed internalized transphobia caused transgender patients' mental health issues and argued that their dissatisfaction with medical procedures was the result of outside pressure to conform to gender stereotypes.
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If you are against people doing trans operations, you're the problem.
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If you're a person who did a trans operation on yourself and then now you regret it, you're transphobic.
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It's just like this broad internalized phobia that you have.
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Remember when we were talking about trust and studies?
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And then there was so much effort to promote and mainstream all this trans stuff.
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And then we've been saying for weeks and months and years, we should hear the other side, the people who transition and then regretted it.
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And now the powers that be, their rebuttal to we should hear from the trans people who regret it is now this.
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So what we said before about maybe not everyone sees the studies or watches the data, you kind of tapped into the source, right?
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The universe is connected to you into like a billion different tentacles to your soul.
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And you hear something and you can tell what's true and what's not.
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The side that said, hey, we should hear people who have trans regret surgeries or the people that are saying if you have trans regret, you're transphobic too.
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And then it's like if you have trans, if you have internalized trans, there's going to be like another layer soon.
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Where you doubly can't, you really can't go against it.
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Before we get into our last piece of cringe, we have a special bonus land this week.
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There's a guy who is an executioner who gave some really interesting interview.
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Remember, Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated for advocating for black workers' rights and
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Black people today still make 30% less than white.
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Prisons still exist, and black folks continue to be criminalized every single day.
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Black femicide driven by transphobia and misogynoir is still rampant.
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You guys are really in your room, and you're spiraling up.
00:42:50.760
You two are spiraling together, and you're really coming up with some stuff.
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They're using a bunch of words that they learned in entry-level college sociology, but nobody
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in their neighborhood will snitch on the guy who killed someone.
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Oh, and then my favorite line, you had your favorite line, the misogynoir.
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Anyway, these people, these types of people will talk about how they need to lock white
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Prisons still exist, but we need new ones that are for white people.
00:43:38.760
These people are really stirring up in a room, but they can't solve the package thief in their
00:43:48.160
Nobody will get on the stand and do this and put a murderer away.
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But, you know, I guess misogynoir is it, right?
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Five million for each black person in San Francisco, potentially.
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They're talking about giving five million to each person.
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You need to be a longtime resident or something like that.
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Like, I think it's just looting the treasury, right?
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That's just, it's just like, hey, can we give some of our friends and voters some of this stuff?
00:44:50.700
And so, I mean, my first question would be with reparations, five million, that's a pretty big amount.
00:44:55.180
Do you think society would be closer to utopia or closer to the Chappelle's show skit of reparations?
00:45:01.400
It would, it would lean towards Chappelle's show skit.
00:45:12.100
There should be poor Mexican, poor white, poor Asian people who just absolutely bring the most lawsuits ever to a city if they do this.
00:45:30.160
Yeah, and it's like, why don't we just give a million?
00:45:32.720
Somebody commented on one of my posts about this, and they said, why don't we just give a million dollars to everybody?
00:45:37.540
And I go, okay, enjoy $300 hot dogs, you idiot.
00:45:42.820
Someone said to me, oh, but sending money to Ukraine's fine.
00:45:46.540
I was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:45:50.840
Oh, because it's white, it's fine to go to Ukraine.
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Our first clip of Urban Decay is actually a story.
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Right in front of those charger stations by Seattle City Light.
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Now, I'm being told they could cost us about $2,000 just to replace the cables.
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These chargers in West Seattle have been offline since December after the cables were stolen.
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Jen Strang with Seattle City Light says this has been a problem on the rise.
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Seattle City Light says eight charging stations of theirs have been hit, and they believe it has to do with the copper and the cables.
00:46:47.040
So, basically, in Seattle, they're trying to make it so by 2030, all gas-powered cars are gone and off the roads, and they want to do just electric vehicles.
00:46:58.180
And then the electric vehicle charging stations they have now are always shut down because people are stealing them for the copper wires.
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Yeah, because fentanyl-addicted street rats love that copper, that $35 worth.
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They get in there, and they mess with the wires.
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It's a perfect—I love perfect examples of liberal utopia.
00:47:22.120
Like, dude, imagine a whole world on clean energy, and we were getting this, and everybody's cars, and it was all cheap and infinite, right?
00:47:39.800
Like, street rats, different bad actors, people who go against it.
00:47:46.800
Like, it's always the human element is never taken into account.
00:47:51.960
Only people who really need it are going to use it.
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And then 40 people are committing welfare fraud with $10,000 in food stamps, buying lobsters and shit.
00:48:00.020
You know, so it's a perfect, I love perfect encapsulations of a liberal hellhole.
00:48:05.620
And that's why we have to oppose it so much before it gets here, because when it gets here, it's going to be too late.
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The whole country's ruined and all the money's gone.
00:48:17.460
So it's like, you kind of have to prepare in the short term, because we don't want to say at the end, we told you so.
00:48:50.540
A lot of times with chaotic videos, it's all over the place and shaky hands.
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Now they're smashing the window, trying to get them out.
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He was making a right hand turn and then, but he had to check his left really quick before
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Before we play this, teachers, if you're a teacher, let us know in the comments, do
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I feel like if I was a teacher and there's all these kids in the class smoking jewels
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and on their phone, I feel like no one would listen like they used to.
00:50:09.880
If you're a teacher, let us know in the comments.
00:50:13.520
Well, we've had this conversation before too on the podcast where it's like, you're not
00:50:17.120
going to fear your teacher if you don't fear your dad, you know?
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So it's like if what, oh, your single mom comes and goes, honey, are you messing around
00:50:30.900
And you're a troubled kid and your life is going to suck.
00:50:32.920
But if there's no father figure, there's no end result for the teacher's wrath, right?
00:50:38.780
So let us know in the comments if you think this teacher is in the right or in the wrong.
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so was the teacher justified no well hold on i mean hold on there's two sides to this as far
00:52:45.460
as i can tell okay the kid deserved to be knocked out yeah by somebody yeah as hard as it could he's
00:52:51.180
like in front of the band class you're beefing with the teacher in band but the way the teacher
00:52:56.240
just did a swing on him and he was hitting with a phone so easy answer in this situation the kid
00:53:02.300
needs a beat down but the teacher shouldn't have thrown his whole career away the teacher did like
00:53:05.500
a sucker punch yeah the kid needs a beat down the teacher shouldn't have thrown his career away in
00:53:09.440
that moment but the kid's also not listening and kids are out of control these days but it's not
00:53:13.560
the teacher's place to put him in control but clearly no one's putting the kid in their place
00:53:17.340
at home i doubt there's a dad who's very so it's a little bit of a loop where you can't really get
00:53:22.860
the right answer uh one thing's for sure we kind of need to look at these things from different
00:53:27.440
perspectives look at it from the perspective of a normal person in the class who's not fighting
00:53:34.080
that was a big day of school yeah that was crazy if you're like me in high school and you're a
00:53:38.740
shitster and you wanted action that'll satisfy you for a month yeah that's what you have to think
00:53:43.820
about the kids who are just like yo in school today mr jones knocked out miguel he swung at him too it
00:53:50.260
was out of nowhere with this phone like that is squirts for certain types of kids in that class
00:53:56.520
like i would have been that would have been the best thing that ever happened to me in high school
00:53:59.380
if i saw that that's pure entertainment you're right can't deny that man that first swing is so
00:54:04.000
funny the kid didn't even do anything he just tried to swing for him like yeah first swing absolute
00:54:09.120
insanity all right we're out of urban decay we had a short urban decay this week because we had a long
00:54:13.580
uh cringe and we have a long uplifting gold so we're in our uplifting gold section we have some
00:54:19.000
great stuff this week i discovered this instagram page called john bravo runs and there's just this
00:54:24.380
kid in high school who every day when the bell rings he runs out of class and the whole school waits
00:54:29.960
for him and they cheer him on it's uplifting here he comes and they cheer him on
00:54:46.040
there's some variety i think this week was the week he did the freeze frame so watch
00:54:53.340
he hit him with the freeze john bravo runs that's good action that's pure americana
00:55:01.520
that's nice stuff rallying around a kid for something not that important but you just make
00:55:07.580
it important yeah that's good that's good memories yep uh next kid drops a snake and everyone
00:55:12.460
scatters this is funny i can't do it for you just like that okay i get the head
00:55:25.680
he drops it and everyone just scatters and it's a slow moving snake who does nothing
00:55:38.360
that's weird that they handed that to that kid though like that snake can bite that's like a
00:55:42.820
little python right a little python um all right next uh the motorcycle guy talking to girls this is
00:55:50.140
that looks fun yeah just ride off like nothing happened yeah that's you that's you on the
00:56:10.280
minibike where you're not wiping out yep thank you um we have some good other stuff lady with the
00:56:15.480
chinese food hair yeah this is culturally significant you want you want shit for rice
00:56:21.040
you like you like chicken what you want what you want you want arrow what you like what you like
00:56:28.080
yummy get get out the line get out the line what you want what you want you want you want you want
00:56:32.800
you want chicken for rice is this lady just doing a pretty chinese voice i think it's an asian lady
00:56:38.760
isn't that pretty good look at the people here it's not that's not an asian lady uh maybe maybe it's
00:56:45.080
just an offensive voice either way i bet the person who has that hair has a very unique name
00:56:50.360
here in new orleans whenever i order uber eats i get a lot of delivery people who have very unique names
00:56:57.640
i can't say what their names are because they're one of one because they're the only person in the
00:57:03.300
whole country who has that name so if i said the name you would go oh that's
00:57:07.520
there is i could tell you i give you a hint um there was one uber eats driver whose name rhymed with
00:57:16.720
tom dreckica um well so slightly different there's a lot of cues in it it was it rhymes with tom dreckica
00:57:26.000
yeah so just to give you a taste a lot of unique names should i say the piece that kind of we've
00:57:31.660
been talking about recently we um i i saw it was some like old study or or something um about ebonics
00:57:39.420
or like uh african-american naming and there was basically a study in california that was done
00:57:45.160
that said of african-american children born in california in that year 30 percent had one of
00:57:53.340
one unique names that were just made up out of thin air right because there's no like biblical
00:57:58.580
reference or whatever so that's something that happens a lot that i didn't necessarily know about
00:58:02.860
and i i've seen examples of course it's unique but um they make up names yeah i think the names are cool
00:58:11.440
i don't think they make much sense and i think it's embarrassing when you go to apply for a job or
00:58:16.140
you go to the dmv and you gotta say yeah it's own record you know so i don't know it's weird it's very
00:58:22.760
weird but uh that's part of the culture i guess that's part of it yeah um all right next uh the
00:58:29.160
the broken glass batting practice this is fun this is good american stuff in your garage with dad
00:58:34.960
that was kind of a dead clip yeah you know what i'm gonna say huh dad's fault yeah dad's fault
00:58:52.920
you're the kid in the garage you swing away like yeah you're gonna hit a missed tip dad
00:58:57.360
had the net up swing away merrill dad's got to prevent that dad that's why dad was kind of
00:59:02.460
silent yeah he's not mad he's just like that was my own fault i did this i should have put the net up
00:59:07.400
higher yeah um all right next we have uh driving with the tube in the flooded streets of california
00:59:15.760
now this is uplifting right richard kind of do you know why it's not because they're probably
00:59:24.540
flooding into other people's houses and cars and they're creating kind of yeah that's it remember
00:59:29.700
like 20 something episodes ago there was a flooding video and i said what do we learn from this if you're
00:59:35.640
ever in a flood zone and you create a huge wake the waves you send will smash people's windows and
00:59:41.620
that didn't happen before because when it just rains it goes straight up when you create the wake
00:59:45.200
it goes into people's windows and it can smash up their windows and their houses and stuff okay so
00:59:49.960
that's actually not uplifting okay glad we cleared that up it's just a call back to an earlier lesson
00:59:55.340
don't make a wake in a flood zone because you'll smash people's windows up big brain big brain
01:00:02.400
thank you thank you yeah uh last one kid is bidding like a pro this is uplifting this little fat boy
01:00:13.340
he's out there bidding for whatever just going boom boom boom boom like a pro
01:00:20.260
bass mug for that kid he doesn't watch the show he's too good for us he might watch the show
01:00:25.000
he's too good for us his dad might watch the show yeah his dad might watch the show all right well
01:00:30.020
that's the end of uplifting gold that's the end of the episode before we leave we do have a little
01:00:34.380
goodbye thing i got sent this from a fan it was very cool someone's child had a homework assignment
01:00:41.260
talking about their dad and look what they said in the bottom right corner things that make my dad
01:00:46.940
laugh and it's fleckis talks the podcast that's us buddy true uplifting doesn't that feel good
01:00:51.880
that does feel good that's uplifting for sure all right motherfuckers talks in the books thank you
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