THEY'RE PAYING RETAIL THIEVES IN FENTANYL
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Today on the show, we have some breaking insight into the looting going on across the country. There s a lot more to that story than meets the eye, and we have a special guest you re not going to want to miss.
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All right. Welcome back to Flackers Talks, the podcast episode 64. Today on the show,
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Dana White slapped his wife. We're going to tell you if that's good or not. We have some
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breaking insight into the looting going on across the country. There's a lot more to
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that story than meets the eye. We have a special guest you're not going to want to miss. Richard
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Rappoy got into a fight the other day. It was all caught on camera. You're not going
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to want to miss this week's housekeeping. And last but not least, masked Muppet psychos
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lose their cool in Costco. What happened there? We'll find out all this and more.
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It's Flackers Talks, the podcast, episode 64, ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder
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All right, housekeeping. Welcome back, Richard. Thank you. We have some things causing heart attacks
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and blood clots this week, as we always do in the beginning of the show. This week, it looks like
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sarcasm is causing heart attacks and blood clots. Is that what the headline says?
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It says, being sarcastic puts you at greater risk of a heart attack. Docs warn.
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Docs warn. Yeah. They're baffled, and now they're warning.
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Well, they've been warning for quite some time, right? Yeah, exactly.
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And we have another, I guess, recommendation from them. Well, first off, sarcasm. We're dead.
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We're already dead. We're already a little overweight. Yeah. Doctors say a little overweight.
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They don't use the O word. If I were to have a heart attack or a blood clot,
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it was probably the sarcasm. Yeah. Good out for you. And then, so doctors are also calling on more
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people to learn CPR after Damar Hamlin's cardiac arrest. Yep. So, obviously, Damar Hamlin last week
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went down with some sort of heart issue. We don't know what it was from.
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We may never know. Yeah, we may never know. People have already lost interest in the source,
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getting the source of it. And I bet Joe Biden and the administration are going to make sure
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no one fully knows what happened there. It was probably just nothing by the time,
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you know, by the time it gets resolved. Well, you know what I was thinking, too,
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is the commotio, corditis, whatever, however you pronounce it. If that was what it was,
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then, like, you know, that's the narrative going around. Then he can never play again,
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right? Yeah. Yeah. Because if a little hit like that, that wasn't even a major hit. So,
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he really can never play again. Yeah. Something weird. There was also a person who went down in the
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Old Dominion game. I'm not necessarily jumping to conclusions, but it was a young basketball
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player, went down, grabbed his chest, ended up being fine, went home with the team, all good after
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that. But lots of sports people going down a little more than usual. And doctors are now recommending,
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believe it or not, I guess we could trust the doctors in this case. They're recommending people
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learn CPR. So, I think on the show, we're not going to give any ever financial advice or health
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advice. But I think we can give kind of a back of the napkin description on how CPR works. Richard
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Rappoy, you want to take that one? Yeah. So, the only thing I know is that you want to do CPR,
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the chest compressions, and you have to be strong with it. What do they call it? The xiphoid process?
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Is that that little middle bone right here? The xiphoid process? Yeah. I have to look that up.
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I have to confirm xiphoid process. I remember some obscure medical term like that. We can
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go a little more back of the napkin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Xiphoid process. The cartilaginous
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section at the lower end of the sternum, which is not attached to any ribs. So, you go there
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and you start hammering. Pretty strong too, like hammering. And they say you do it to the
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beat of dun, dun, dun, dun, staying alive, staying alive, which is fitting, which is fitting.
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Double dream hands. There's other moves. And you do that. You do a little routine and tell
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someone with the badge shows up and they take over. Yeah, exactly. And there's no need for
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mouth to mouth anymore, I heard. Yeah, they took that out. They took out mouth to mouth. Like when
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we grew up, mouth to mouth was like, you get this, you tip the thing, you clear the airway.
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And so, they reduced it to one step for you mouth breather Gen Zs out there, I guess.
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Yeah. Which is good because a little less, a little less gay. Yeah. Yeah, that was a little
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gay. You gotta kiss the dead guy. He's dying already as it is. You're gonna make out with
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him. Last thing he remembers is me, my beard on his face. Yeah. I'm trying to save someone's
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life, not do some gay shit. So, miss me with that. So, thankfully, we don't have to do that
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anymore. Hit the Xiphoid process. Huh? Huh? Huh? Staying alive. And which is crazy that that's
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the song they chose and it's literally staying alive. People don't talk about that enough,
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but. Easy to remember. Yeah. Easy shit. You can add your own twist to it, you know? Once
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you get the basics down. A spin and then you come back. Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Yeah. Well,
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now everyone knows. And if anyone tries this and it doesn't work, obviously, we're not liable
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for any sort of suing. This wasn't advice, but everyone should kind of have an idea of what
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to do if they need to be the one to do it because for some reason, people are going down
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Have you ever administered any sort of medical care, any sort of emergency situation stuff?
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Have you ever done like, you know? Um, no, not to anyone else. I've had like dislocated
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fingers. I've pulled straight. Um, I've had cuts, but that, but nothing actual, nothing
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actual. Yeah, for sure. How about you? No, nothing. I almost had to do the Heimlich on
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someone once, but they were choking and it was a popsicle. It was like a little kid thing.
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It was a popsicle. So it just melted. That's good. Big deal. But there was a news anchor
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that just fainted recently too. We're not going to jump to any conclusions or guess what happened
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there, but here it is playing in the background and she's kind of going, she's going and she
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gets a little squirrely and goes down. Yeah. It's scary how the brain kind of like you start
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repeating things and it's just like, you're fighting for your life on live air. Like that
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is not good. So there should be like a thing where you go, Hey, I know I'm in the middle of
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a news hit, but bail me out, pull me out. Yeah, exactly. There was a thing in the news last or
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during the week about how there was a bunch of fake doctor bots on Twitter. Yeah. Uh, and those
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were a lot of the bots that were pushing the, the fake COVID stuff, the lockdowns and the masks
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and like enthusiastically pushing it. And then it's like a lot of them were bots. Yeah, exactly. Um,
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and these people, these two doctors, I think there was actually a network of three doctors.
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They all interacted with each other and it kind of reads like a 4chan type, like troll,
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like Ukraine flag mask vax. Like they hit all the points. Um, and one of like some of these
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people went viral. Dr. Robert Honeyman fake had a tweet with over 4,000 retweets and 43,000 likes.
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Um, and they're just making shit up. Sad to announce that my husband is a guy. My husband has
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entered a coma after being hospitalized with COVID. It's like AI fan fiction about like what
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the left thinks. Yeah. Um, and so this article, it's really funny. It goes, uh, but Honeyman wasn't
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real. And then it's like, they used a stock image called like smiling, happy, handsome Latino man
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outside. And then one of them was just an insurance broker from Indiana and from Fort Wayne. So it's
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like, they're like, this guy's not online enough. He does old school phone calls. We're just use
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him. We can launder his body. Exactly. Skin suit for COVID propaganda. So, um, and yeah,
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they were urged caution about COVID-19. They were part of a network of at least four fake
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accounts that touted their ties to the LGBTQ plus community. So they were really intersectional
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here. Very intersectional. So good to see, you know, Oh, all those Russian bots, but you
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know, these are real bots. Yeah, exactly. These are real bots. And there's a lot to do with
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the discourse, the public discourse we have. A lot of times it's bots and people think there's
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some sort of consensus like Hillary Clinton will tweet something. It'll get 6,000 retweets
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and it's like 4,900 of those retweets are fake bots because no one cares about Hillary
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Clinton. So it's like, once we get that sorted out, I think we'll kind of realize who really
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thinks what, and we'll realize the numbers aren't as out of hand as we think. We're not
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as much of an underdog as the public, what's it called? The public consensus makes us feel
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like we are. Yeah. Especially online. Like there's a reason Joe Biden visits a town and
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you see 50 MAGA people out there ready to welcome him with heckles and no real people
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go. Isn't that weird? That's how he's out, how it goes. Yeah. It's astroturfing, right?
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Yeah. Um, hold on. I want to read one more part from this article just because I was kind
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of reading this researching for the pod and I thought this was a hilarious sentence, you
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know, back when we were obsessed with monkey pox and like we were the only ones talking about
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it, right? The pod you called it? What? You call it the pod? The pod? He said the researching
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for the pod. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess you caught me. I was trying to speak quickly and
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get to my point, but you want to talk about the pod? Um, yes, that's pod short for podcast.
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All right. All right. Don't put me on blast. I'm trying to get to a point. All right. Make
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the point. Now I don't want to. Robert. So, all right. Here's just a paragraph. It goes,
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I'm listening. One of the, one of the fake doctors, um, Robert wrote openly about suffering
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from MPX, an infectious disease that caused San Francisco to declare a state of emergency
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earlier this year. And I go, what? What's, what's that? I missed this. But no, the only
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thing that caused San Francisco to cause an emergency was a monkey pox. So they've rebranded
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monkey pox to MPX because I don't know some monkey connotations. Um, and then later in the
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paragraph, it goes, uh, San Francisco had to declare an emergency early this year
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and had largely spread amongst the men who have sex with men. So it was nice throwback
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to our monkey pox days. The men who have sex with men community. Yeah. Monkey pox term
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is done. It's MPX now because I guess they're scared. People think gay people look like monkeys.
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I don't know, but I'm not here to explain it. I'm just here to report it. All right. Moving
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on. We're out of the COVID stuff. We're still in housekeeping. We have three pages of
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housekeeping. So get excited for that. Yeah. Uh, Richard rap boy kind of had a tough week
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this week. Um, I don't know if you guys have been keeping track of my Instagram stories,
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but, uh, unfortunately a few days ago, Richard had his first wipe out on his mini bike and
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By my calculations here, I am done riding for the day.
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Are you all right? Yeah, I'm good, man. And for the record, he can do a willy. I've seen
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him do a wheelie, but he kind of just went a little too far. Luckily it was in the grass.
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There's his head with the glasses. Looks just like him. Uh, but that actually wasn't the worst
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part of his week. He had another incident. Hey, my legs aren't fat like that for the record,
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for the record, his legs aren't fat like that. Uh, and then next, where's the fight? Where's
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the guy into Richard rap boy got into a fight, a fist fight. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, there
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you are. Which one am I? I didn't realize there were two of you. Got, you got a fight
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with yourself. Oh yeah. You're the one with no mask on. Okay. Uh, so yeah, sorry. I'm
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glad you're okay. Thank you. What is this fight? How did these two get into a fight?
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That's a good question. I don't know. We may never know. Something very primal happens
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when you're that big and there's someone else that big. Yeah. It's like an onsite type thing.
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It's like a gorilla. It's like a gorilla territory. It's an onsite type thing. Jerry, Jerry, we're
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filming the pod. Hey, relax. We're shooting the pod. Um, all right, next, uh, Dan Crenshaw
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had a tough week. Dan was very sad. Uh, it looks like he's got some marks on his hand. Looks
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like maybe he's been punching holes in the wall. Yeah. Uh, the old drywall monster energy
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drank, uh, one, two combo. Exactly. Oh, Dan. Oh, I just want to give all the money
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to Ukraine. We're masking the photo. Yeah. Why is that what big mean to me? Why are
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people trying to stop the money? We'll give the money to Zelensky. Oh, uh, and then the
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Dan Crenshaw apologists are coming to his defense saying, Oh, it's eczema. So if it's
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eczema, let's get these open source covered up. You're shaking a lot of hands. Let's have
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some respect. Yeah. Let's not flake on anybody. Yeah. I don't know what eczema really
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is, but all right, moving on. Uh, this week was a big week, uh, for squirts for
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me. Got a lot of squirts this week. Uh, we went thrift shopping last weekend with
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typical liberal and his wife and Chinese donut boy. Uh, there was a sign that Chinese
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donut boy sent me that I was determined to get. Uh, it was this Asian health club
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sign. It's got neon lights on it. It's five feet by eight feet. Uh, I saw that and it
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was very determined. Richard Ratboy knows this about me. I get kind of something in my
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mind, something I focus on and it's like a take my money situation. Yeah. It's
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manic spending. Like I need X, Y, Z and I'll do anything to get it. Basically the
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flight situation that we had last week where you bought multiple tickets and
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like Jeff Bezos doesn't even do that type of thing. And like Jeff Bezos, if he
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does, he has an assistant at the end who gets a refund for him. So yeah. So I went
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hard doing that, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I went hard. Uh, really was focused on the
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Asian health club sign. I showed up with $700 cash in my pocket and I go to the
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lady, Hey, is the Asian health club sign still for sale? And she goes, Oh, it just
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went out the door. I said, how much did you sell it for? She said $300. Wow. So
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that cooks my brain that, that ruins things for me. Well, you know what about
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that sign, right? Like Asian health club, that's a, that's a, that type of place
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will never exist again. There'll never be another Asian health club sign like
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that. So, and what kind of sick fuck bought that? Someone like you, no one
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opening an Asian health club. I know that I'm trying to hold history. It's beer
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decoration. Oh man. Can you imagine? I'm still in the market for it. So keep an eye
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out. Uh, also went to a bunch of other thrift places. Everything I wanted, the
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people who worked at the store said, Oh, that's actually not for sale. There was a
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McDonald's flag that was like 30 feet by 40 feet. The biggest flag I've ever seen.
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And I'm like, how much for that? And they're like, Oh, that's not for, that's the
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only thing that's not for sale. And then there was like this triple seat, like
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these leather blue seats that were blue dental office waiting. Yeah. Dental
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office, airplane seat looking thing like for like in the lobby. Um, and I was
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like, Hey, how much is that triple leather seat? And they're like, Oh, that's
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what people sit on when they're trying on shoes. Yeah. Right. Let's make a deal.
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So I got reverse squirts on that, but it's good to be out in the market looking
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for stuff. I ended up buying some stupid thing. I don't even know who I got an
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autograph from Michael Vick's cousin or something. Michael Vick's cousin
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autograph. Yeah. It was on a Macy's picture, which I thought was pretty
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funny. Um, but then I got, um, my real squirts. I was looking for squirts,
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didn't get the Asian health club signed squirts, but then I got some real
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squirts and I'm going to just announce it. Now, if like us talks, the podcast
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sponsored their first artist, our first artist, Anouk Atitawan. He's a very
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talented singer. I believe he's from the Philippines. He lives in Italy. He does a
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ton of songs. You may have seen him go viral for the chestnuts roasting on the
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open fire. Chestnuts roping on an open fire. Yep, exactly. He went very viral for
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that. Memes everywhere, all over TikTok. I tracked him down. I said, Hey, let's do
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a deal. Let's sponsor five songs. Here's the first one he made for us. Check this
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out. All right. That's enough. That isn't, I mean, guys, you guys get it. We got something
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special cooking here. Uh, make sure you give him a follow, go comment on his stuff. Be
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very nice to him. If anyone's mean to him, I will do everything in my power to kill
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Yeah. Yeah. Non-violently, non-violently, but I would not be being mean to Anouk. We
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We signed him to a nice predatory deal. We have all the U.S. distribution rights. Uh, no,
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I'm kidding. Well, of course not. We, we, it was a very good deal. Everyone's happy. We're
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sharing his stuff. He makes great music. Podcast is sponsoring. I requested a meatloaf song. Uh,
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I would do anything for love, but he said that it's out of his range and it wouldn't sound
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good. So he's humble. Yeah. And you know, if you don't, if you can't do the song, let's
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not force it. Let's not force it and botch it. Let's do songs that fit your, your range.
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Yeah. Like chestnuts roping. Yeah. Chestnuts roping, all that good stuff. So we're very
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excited to have Anouk on the team. Uh, we're going to be going over more songs that he
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made for us in bonus land. So make sure you go check out bonus land links in the description
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for that. Patreon.com slash Fleckus YouTube join. Uh, it's all in the description. We
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had like another a hundred and something people join Patreon last week. So the community is
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growing good group to be a part of. Do you want to tell them what else we're talking
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about? Just kind of do a. Yeah, sure. In bonus land today, we're doing a deep dive on Sam
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Britton, the luggage twink, the Biden luggage twink. There's a little bit of a story
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that's not being told and that people are kind of brushing over like the luggage thing
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already happened, but we're going to do a deep dive into his past, which is damning. There's
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some damning reports. Richard Ratboy did a deep dive and he found some stuff. And I think
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we got him, we got him good. It's really like it shows his character and it's not, you know,
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Sam Britton doesn't really move the needle be, you know, three weeks after the luggage stuff,
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but, uh, you're, you're going to want to hear this basically. Exactly. All right. Moving on.
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Last page of housekeeping. We have a lot of things to get to. Uh, we're still in housekeeping.
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I was thinking the other day, you know how I'm obsessed with Rob Smith. Yeah. All I talk
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about is Rob. It's about Rob. Jingle Bell Rob. Yeah. It's a big, yeah. Rob, Rob, Rob. Yeah.
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Cabanas. Always. Um, and I was thinking, what if I get Alzheimer's one day and then all I have,
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like for longterm memories, all I remember is the Rob stuff. So I'm just like going around the house
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and he's like, Oh, me and Rob, we used to go to a cabana. We used to party in a cabana. We went on a boat.
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Rob was at Mar-a-Lago. He met president Trump. He's America's favorite gay, black veteran.
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Wouldn't it be kind of like ironic? Like, uh, if your brain synapses just like fired wrong and
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that's all you did. I'm like 70 something. And all I remember is the Rob Smith jokes. And that's
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like my, my past, my history that I remember. Well, you're kind of already there, buddy. I don't know
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if you realize that or not, but you're kind of already a Rob Smith Alzheimer's patient.
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Yeah, I guess I am. I guess I am. All right. Uh, that just thought that was funny. I wanted to
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mention that. That's the end of housekeeping. We're coming into cringe of the week.
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Our first clip of cringe of the week is a fantastic one. It's very cringe. It's masked
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Wow. So as a Costco fan, which you are, I'm a huge Costco fan.
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Um, and that looked like a diaper fight of some kind. Oh, interesting. They both had
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diapers in their carts. I don't know. That guy seemingly had a lot, might've taken the
00:21:02.200
last of them or something. Um, but you know, I think that there's a point where if you're
00:21:06.600
yelling like that, you know, you're yelling like that in public with your fat purple haired
00:21:10.740
wife, like, why don't you just swing on the guy? You, you already don't care. You're already
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like a Muppet. So why don't you let the guy duck your punch, knock you out and walk out
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of Costco clean. Let them check the receipt and that's it. Yeah. Why not escalate? That's
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Walmart behavior. That's not Costco behavior. I will say that. Uh, I wore the Kirkland hoodie
00:21:28.740
last week. You guys know where I'm at on Costco. Um, I love Costco and that type of street rat
00:21:34.200
stuff. I wouldn't tolerate. Yeah. But that type of, uh, animosity, that one V one mad behavior
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that we saw there in Costco. I think that's kind of what's coming. I think the sides are kind
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of drawn right now. We've already seen it, right? Exactly. Died down a little bit. It's
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like, I think it's gonna be bubbling back up. Yeah. Uh, and like what we have is like
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the sides are drawn. You're either like a skeptical schizo or you're like a mass compliant, mass
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Muppet, psycho compliant person. And it's like, that's kind of what we're up against. And it's
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unfortunate because our enemy isn't actually the mass Muppets. That's just our opposition.
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Our enemy is actually the powers that be, but they're so good at the game that they've
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positioned us against the other half of the country who's completely psychotic and
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compliant. And now we have, these would be pawns in that chess analogy. These would be
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pawns. Useful idiots. And like, that's what we're up against. And it's tough because even
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when you do go up against them and we win with our ideas and we win with the truth and say
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it takes 20 years, even when you get to that final place where you win the powers that be
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brought in 60 million illegal immigrants. Good luck. Your apartment complex is El Salvador
00:22:47.200
now. Yeah. They're very good at the game. Even when you win, they're playing a longer
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game that you couldn't even think of yet. So that's kind of unfortunate. And one thing
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I will say is like these type of people, right? They're masked. They got the purple hair.
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They're very compliant. They hate to see someone else not being compliant. You know what I mean?
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It really irritates them in a different way. And they think they're so smart and we're so
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stupid. There was actually a clip of exactly that dynamic with Neil deGrasse Tyson. Check
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this out. Look at his body language. If I want to get an abortion, get an abortion. If I want
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to get the vaccine, I get to choose. So you can't force, if I can't force you to get an
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abortion, you shouldn't be able to force me to get that. Because it's not about you. It's
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about people you interact with. And that's the social contract of public health. We don't
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even know if the vaccine worked or not at the time. Yes, that's what the trials are.
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Dude, that's why you travel. Are you missing data? And he gets all squirrely. That's what
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the trial, because he's so much smarter than everyone. He's so smart. You should listen
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to nerd black science man, right? Yeah. He's freaking out so bad because of how smart
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he is and how stupid you are. That manic energy is just like not what moves the needle, in
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my opinion. That's not strength. Well, when you're arguing for the vaccine, all you have
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is manic energy, right? Like, that's all you've got left at this point is that manic
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energy and, oh, we do it for the social contract. And it's like, that's not my social contract.
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You guys rushed out that contract and said, everybody sign really quick. We got to get
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this done. And it's like, no, that was a no trials, like rushed out vaccine. I'm not
00:24:19.480
interested. And as we know, it didn't really work. Joe Biden famously is vaccinated and got
00:24:26.500
COVID like four times, right? Yeah. Everybody else. That's just the most obvious example.
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Exactly. But that manic energy, that's one side. Or you could be on the other guy's side.
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That is a Patrick. But David is his name, I think. Yeah. I don't know that guy. He's smart
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and he's got good content. You can be on his side where he's just like calm and asking questions
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or you can be on Neil deGrasse Tyson's side. We already told you. Look at the data that we're
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presenting. I'm so smart. You're so stupid. Yeah. So that's, you know, another compliant
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man, another compliant. Mass Muppet psycho. Yeah. All right. Next, Matt Walsh. Matt Walsh
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won transphobe of the year. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm tired of not being taken seriously.
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Yeah. I'm tired of not getting the recognition we deserve. Matt Walsh, I don't think has said
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half the funny bits that we have on these trans people. Yeah. And our bits are original.
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We're coming every week. It's depressing. He made a movie. Yeah. But, you know,
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maybe we shouldn't fill the void of existential dread with worldly things.
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Okay. Yeah. That's fine by me. Maybe we shouldn't look to the world to make us feel normal and good.
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And well, you know, there's times too, like when there's really good, two really good movies and
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there's only one, you know, movie of the year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It could kind of be like
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that where it was very close. We're in the top five. I'd like to know the nominees. I'd like to know,
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I wish it was a better presented thing. You know, I'd like to see who's in the running first,
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play it up, get it, maybe get a people's favorite, get a vote going via text or whatever,
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like American Idol style. Yeah. That's would have been a little bit better. It's kind of depressing
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for us, but there's always next year. And you can't really win two years in a row. So once he's out of
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the picture, I think we have a good shot next year. Smart. All right. Next we have the trans age guy.
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This is interesting. And we're not making fun of this person, by the way. We're just going to play
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the clip. Hi, everyone. It's day 95 right now of my post-op transgender girlhood. And I got
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with me today. All right. That's enough. Yeah. Okay. A couple of things here. Number one,
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we're not making fun of anybody. We're not being mean. Number two, that to me, not being mean,
00:26:52.040
looks like a person and sounds like a person that you would see in a psych ward.
00:26:57.120
Yeah. Like that flat tone or whatever they call it. A flat affect is just like,
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yeah. And I felt sad watching that. I was like, okay, this is the really dark side of this
00:27:08.180
whole operation. Yeah. Very dark. It's kind of a person you would see in a psych ward. We're not
00:27:14.020
being mean. That person has had surgeries done to them because they said so. Yeah. Because they
00:27:20.300
said, Hey doc, I'm ready for the surgery. And doc goes, okay. Okay. He's looking up at the patient,
00:27:27.980
at the paperwork. And he goes, yeah, sure. Cause obviously there's no real qualifications, right?
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I'm actually a 12 year old girl. And it's like, okay, yeah, we can, we can get you on the table for
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that. We'll get you close as close as we can. So that's kind of interesting that they're getting
00:27:42.700
surgeries done on what's clearly a mentally disturbed individual. Yeah. That flat affect,
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that weird delivery. I don't know. It seems like a genuinely really sad scenario and I don't want to
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go too far into it, but like that's different than like the loud, Hey guys, what's up? Here's why I'm
00:28:01.240
a girl and everyone should accept that. It's a different lane, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not
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exactly good. There was a, when you were telling me, this is what most of the cases are, right? Yeah.
00:28:10.540
Like the, the, the random, uh, trans person who's talk people, the tick tock one who goes viral.
00:28:16.180
Cause it's like, you thought I was a girl or like, you know, they play, like they actually look like
00:28:21.280
what they're trying to be, uh, more, the vast majority are this, this type where it's like an
00:28:27.100
ugly, sad, uh, you know, overweight, not traditionally attractive, asymmetrical face type stuff.
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So that's kind of the, where most go. Yeah. And this could be, uh, presented to people
00:28:41.060
or to children or to not about children. Cause I don't want to introduce children to these things,
00:28:46.300
but everyone's presenting the trans agenda, the LGBT, the drag Queens to kids. And I think if you
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presented this as well, or if they saw this, or if people saw this, everyone would hesitate to
00:29:00.800
really keep pushing it on the kids. I think so too. Yeah. There's like a way around that where
00:29:06.220
it's like for everything they're doing, we can kind of do our own version that shows the problems.
00:29:10.400
Well, there's, there's, that kind of reminds me, there's three people, right? Three types of this.
00:29:16.260
And this is very broad. The one, the trans person who looks like they tried to, you know, and maybe
00:29:22.440
got good. And it was like a feminine guy and it worked out for him as you know, worked out. And then
00:29:28.560
they're promoting it. Right. Then there's the Chloe Cole who got pushed into having a surgery
00:29:34.840
and like thought they were trans when they were a kid and de-transitioned and is acting out against
00:29:41.020
it now. Right. Two extreme ends of the spectrum. And then there's this kind of in the middle,
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a sad, unsure of themselves person. That's like socially awkward and like got directed to this
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somehow. Yeah. Right. So it's like, none of them are good. Right. Yeah. It's kind of like really
00:29:58.500
weird. Uh, none of them are good. And this is just like one of those kind of red pills. You know
00:30:03.480
what I mean? You see this and you go, Oh yeah, there's an extremely dark side. We can package that
00:30:07.760
correctly and deliver it to the masses. And then people will go, Hmm, there's more to the trans drag
00:30:15.220
queen LGBT stuff than what they're saying all the good things. And it's funny because, um, this is
00:30:22.240
kind of like a warning. Right. And I was having a conversation with you off screen that I thought
00:30:26.760
would be a hilarious, like skit, like Babylon B type, uh, skit, which is, we were talking about
00:30:32.520
like, when would you bring your kid to a drag show? Or when would you show your kid, you know,
00:30:37.900
this kind of stuff? And it's like, this would be an example. Like you really don't want to end up
00:30:41.980
like that. Do you Johnny? Right. Um, and so another example I thought is like, well,
00:30:46.780
when would you bring a kid to a drag show? And then I thought of this like kind of beyond scared
00:30:51.320
straight situation where you take your kids to a drag show to show them how pathetic it is.
00:30:56.740
Um, maybe this could be you if you don't do your homework and we've both talked about this and like
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our parents kind of use this as a technique, like, Oh, you don't want to be working out in the hot sun,
00:31:06.280
like focus on school, go, you know, uh, do a professional degree or something.
00:31:11.480
You know? Um, and so this would be a similar thing. Like you see, Hey Johnny, you see that?
00:31:18.540
Yeah. Everyone has to pretend that it's good. They pretend this person's attractive and a big star,
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the dancing and the lip singing, they all have to act and then look at him walk around the room
00:31:28.160
for dollars. He's going to dress like a girl and he collects dollars. It's pathetic. Johnny
00:31:32.700
don't see. All right. We've seen enough. Let's get out of here. But like beyond scared straight,
00:31:36.680
like drag horror, you know, we'll take the kid to the drag show. Yeah. We'll show him
00:31:40.960
and we'll roast the drag queen. Look at this performance, Johnny. He's not even singing
00:31:44.740
and he collected $6. Johnny, that was $6. He's wearing mom's clothes. And he had to shame
00:31:49.740
someone to get that money. Uh, and then also it's like, Johnny, you hear that Aretha Franklin
00:31:54.180
song? That's every week. They do that every week. He just mouths the words, Johnny. Everyone
00:32:00.280
pretends and they clap and they act like something was accomplished, but no, they just got drunk on
00:32:05.100
mimosas and had brunch. It's pathetic. That's a good idea. That would work on my kid. Yeah. Um,
00:32:12.280
beyond scared, straight drag, trans. We need categories for all of them. All the pitfalls
00:32:16.440
beyond scared, straight fentanyl. Look at this street rat. Just go. Yeah. He stole all the meat.
00:32:22.020
Never do any drugs, Johnny. Yeah. Uh, next, uh, we're still on cringe. Trans swimmer is losing all the
00:32:28.960
races. Yeah. Um, we heard from, this was a lot of callbacks this week, but a transgender male
00:32:35.520
swimmer struggling against new competition after earning all American honors as a female.
00:32:39.340
So it's a woman who was an all American swimmer and then she's becoming a man. And now she's at
00:32:44.180
the bottom of the barrel. And we've talked about this person during the Leah Thomas heyday when all
00:32:47.840
that was going on, because this was also an Ivy leaguer. I think it's Yale or yeah, I think it's Yale.
00:32:53.420
Isn't that what Leah Thomas was? Leah Thomas was Penn and the reverse gender. So, um,
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this is the gender that you lose when you go to the other one. So it doesn't get as much press.
00:33:03.440
Uh, but my, the funny part is this was, this article we're reading is from the New York post,
00:33:08.520
but it was from an op-ed that was published in the New York times by this trans swimmer.
00:33:12.900
So it's like, Hey, you want to do an op-ed in the New York times? Like how we were talking
00:33:16.260
last week about privilege and whatever. So crazy. Um, and so, and then she's been getting smoked too.
00:33:23.480
There was races where she finished as an 81 person race and she finished like 79th, 79th.
00:33:28.960
Uh, she finished in 79th place out of 83. And then the people that she beat were, um,
00:33:37.400
here, let me find the paragraph. The four people to finish behind Hennig, according to Outkick,
00:33:41.700
were a swimmer born without a left arm and three others who specialize in the breaststroke.
00:33:47.740
So it was like three people who don't do that swim. And then a guy with one arm.
00:33:53.460
She used to be a champion. He used to be an all American. Why are you doing this?
00:33:57.720
Exactly. And then it goes on to say another one, uh, his 400 yard freestyle relay finished
00:34:02.500
in last place out of five teams. And his swim time was the slowest of all swimmers in that race.
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So she's getting smoked, trying to be a manlet.
00:34:11.900
Uh, we don't have, we aren't on the team. We can't do that.
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That's above our pay grade. I was like, let's just cut her, but I have nothing to do with Yale
00:34:20.280
swimming. Unfortunately. Um, and then like the entire thesis of it, of this op-ed was I believe
00:34:25.640
that when trans athletes win, we deserve to be celebrated just as cis athletes are. We are not
00:34:29.940
cheating by pursuing our true selves. We have not forsaken our legitimacy, blah, blah, blah. So it's
00:34:34.680
like the whole op-ed is I'm trans. I'm doing this. You shouldn't criticize this. It's like asking the
00:34:40.660
clowns, which show at the circus should start? Like what should we start with? I don't know.
00:34:44.840
Honk, honk. I don't know. The clowns probably. Tell me when you need me. Yeah. Yeah. So it's
00:34:49.820
just a whole weird situation where New York times loves it. New York times loves it. They're busy
00:34:54.940
writing articles about that. Yeah. No betting, nothing to bet. If it was the other way, I would
00:34:59.880
say, Oh, I know who to bet on make money like Leah Thomas. It's reverse betting. And it's, it's never
00:35:05.200
the same men versus women swimming growing up. I may have told the story, maybe in bonus land,
00:35:09.700
but growing up, I was in high school and I was a large fellow. I was a football player getting
00:35:14.680
recruited for college. So I was a large fellow. Uh, why are you saying was I was waiting for
00:35:23.560
you to light me up. Um, so I was like a junior in high school before the summer and I had to
00:35:28.600
apply to my, to colleges. And my sister was like, uh, as a swimmer, she on the swim team,
00:35:34.540
very good swimmer. And she said, let's race right now. And if you lose, you have to write
00:35:39.720
your college application today. And if you win, I'll severely help you with it. Okay.
00:35:47.020
I'm not going to incriminate myself. It's not like she said, I'll do it for you. Uh, but it was
00:35:52.680
pretty close. Uh, and then I just smoked her. I jumped off the edge. I just went like did three
00:35:58.820
strokes, got to the end and hit it. And she was a girl. I beat her by half the pool and I was like
00:36:03.060
290 pounds and she was like a swimmer girl in good shape. And I just smoked her. It wasn't even
00:36:07.820
close. Yeah. People forget that like launch off into the pool makes a big difference. That
00:36:12.660
I'll race you to there and you're a girl. I'm like, okay. I jumped in and just like half the pool's
00:36:19.360
done. She should have, she should have made it a 10 lap race. If she was smart, she would have made
00:36:23.600
it a 10 lap race and smoked you. Yeah, exactly. So that's how it goes. I have firsthand experience.
00:36:29.020
I'm a swimmer. I have a swimmer's body. Yep. Moving on swimming, manatee, manatees are
00:36:35.740
swimmers. They move. Yeah. Um, hippos move. Hippos move too. Yep. So no doubt there's
00:36:41.520
swimmers out there like me. Um, there's a Admiral Levine interview. Um, sorry, I missed that
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one. It's all right. Let's give it a rip. Admiral Levine's breaking glass ceilings. Um, March
00:36:53.700
is women's history month, which is why we're all here. And you know, you are a pioneer and have
00:36:57.600
smashed many glass ceilings. What does that mean to you? And what does it mean to have
00:37:01.360
women's history month to be celebrated in this way? Well, thank you for that question. And
00:37:05.920
thank you for your kind comments. You know, I think women's history month is an opportunity
00:37:10.280
for women to support each other. I think that we need to work to empower each other and, and
00:37:16.240
uh, to provide, um, mentorship and an opportunity for success. So if someone opens the door, I love
00:37:23.600
Levine. I love the Admiral, the good old Admiral smashing glass ceilings, glass ceilings. Yeah.
00:37:29.440
Uh, you know, isn't glass ceiling, not even hard to smash. Yeah. Isn't glass clear. And it's like a
00:37:35.780
little bit, a little bit of resistance. Then you go right through it. Yeah. Glass. You drop it from a
00:37:40.040
waist high and it brat. It breaks like a BB gun. Anything can break glass. Uh, it's not like a cement
00:37:47.120
ceiling. It's not a steel ceiling. People break through it all the time. I don't, I don't even get it.
00:37:51.540
I don't even, I think it's almost more insulting to women to say, Oh, the glass ceiling is keeping
00:37:55.500
you in. You guys can't even break glass. Yeah. It's like, well, no weak upper body strength,
00:38:00.080
Rachel Levine, good upper body strength, boom, punch through the glass.
00:38:04.080
Sending in a hitter to break that ceiling for all the other girls.
00:38:06.220
And here's also the thing. It's like, I love how they're talking about women's history month
00:38:09.760
marches, women's history month. Aren't you ready for it? You're a woman, right? Uh, Admiral Levine,
00:38:15.260
the good Admiral, uh, became trans in 2011. So this is a 65 year old person, I believe 65 year
00:38:23.580
old man. Yeah. Um, so did like 50 plus years as a, as a man. So basically got to almost retirement
00:38:29.660
age as a man and then decided to shatter some glass ceilings. Right. Now it's time to help the
00:38:34.540
ladies out. Yeah. So, uh, clown world Hong Kong. Welcome. Love Levine. Love the Admiral. We need to
00:38:41.420
get her. I might get a picture of her and just put it on the wall. Yeah. In the Admiral outfit too.
00:38:45.480
And like salute it in the morning. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, good idea. I live like that. Um,
00:38:50.360
all right. Last couple of things of cringe, uh, Jordan Peterson drip. I'm just going to say it.
00:38:56.980
I'm a fan of Jordan Peterson. I like the guy. My bed's a mess. I don't, I don't clean my room or
00:39:03.820
whatever his thing is. My bed's not made. So get it all out now. Yeah. That being said,
00:39:10.160
a lot of these outfits don't look good. This is, I think the schnozberries taste like schnozberries
00:39:16.900
guy wore the same fit, you know? Yeah. Commercial. Yeah. Schnozberries. Um, yeah, I think he's
00:39:23.000
on tilt. He's a little on tilt. He's like, there's something going on with him. I like Jordan
00:39:27.480
Peterson too. I like, I think he's great for like those entry level, like, you know, young
00:39:31.920
men. And there's a reason they want him gone and dead and Canada's trying to like strip him
00:39:36.860
of all his stuff. But, um, I think he's on tilt. He's a little on tilt. Remember he was
00:39:41.640
like doing the anonymous trolls stuff on Twitter. He's like, show your face, coward. And like
00:39:47.100
stuff like that, like people on Twitter, like people have the right to be anonymous. They
00:39:50.560
don't, they can have an opinion that's anonymous. Like they don't need to put their face out
00:39:53.720
there. It's like if someone with an anonymous account says the N word or something about
00:39:57.280
Jews, it's like, show your face. Who cares? Let it ride. Let people do whatever. It's
00:40:03.360
like, you know, like it's an anonymous person who was just trying to make people mad. He
00:40:07.980
had the one outfit where it was two different colors. It was like two suits, two different
00:40:12.040
color suits. Yeah. Joker, Joker shit vertically. Don't, don't go as good like that. Yeah.
00:40:18.840
I don't like that. It's like, don't go as good like that. Yeah. This is, you're becoming
00:40:24.460
like, uh, I don't know, like Spike Lee or something. And it's like, you should, you're, you're Spike
00:40:29.440
Lee courtside at the Knicks game when you should be like old season professor, elbow
00:40:33.180
patches and like sticking to your roots is what I would say. Tweed. Tweed. Tweed all
00:40:37.280
day. Tweed. Herringbone. It's winter. Stick with Tweed. Yeah. I don't like the socks. I
00:40:42.280
don't like the pants that go up that much. And then with the little sneaker shoes. I think
00:40:46.100
if you just meet him and you go, Hey, nice to meet you. Oh, I'm so-and-so. Oh, nice
00:40:49.500
to meet you. And then you see his outfit and you have to say like, what's with the suit?
00:40:53.260
Is this a bit? Are we doing a bit? What's the costume? I think you call it a costume.
00:40:57.220
Yeah. I think it qualifies. Respectfully. What's the costume about? Yeah. That's how
00:41:02.400
you leave it. Um, all right. Just had to get that on the, on the, on the record that I
00:41:07.040
don't support the drip and I don't think it's trending in a good direction. Yeah. Once
00:41:10.880
we saw the vertical two different color suits, that was bad. That was a red flag. Everyone's
00:41:15.640
siren should have been going off. Mine were. And now we're seeing this. What's next going
00:41:20.280
to be? Yeah. Naked. Not good. Whatever. We'll be, we'll be watching closely though. We'll
00:41:25.500
be watching very closely. Um, all right, next, this is a quick one. Cringe of the week. Uh,
00:41:30.400
this guy doing bear crawls. It is important to not forget that you are an animal. We are
00:41:36.840
right here. That's the cringe of the week. That's the cringe of the week. He's monkey
00:41:41.560
walking, monkey walking like that. That's cringe dog. All right. Yeah. You can go further
00:41:45.940
than me. Yeah. I can't do the bear crawls. I actually watched this video all the way.
00:41:49.660
Do you want to hear my, my take? Yeah. Well, this guy goes hard. He goes too crazy. He does
00:41:53.880
the Tarzan walk and he climbs trees. Right. And he goes, all right, I'm going to do a Tarzan
00:41:58.620
class for these people. And he wakes up in a hammock. He does all this stuff to say he's
00:42:02.960
a monkey. Um, and it's all this stuff to say he's a monkey. Yeah. And like, it's okay.
00:42:08.780
If you want to do an alternate fitness thing where it's like climbing related, right? Like
00:42:12.460
that could be good. You, you want some forearm strength. You want some upper body strength,
00:42:15.560
whatever. But then there's a part here. I decided to teach Tarzan classes because you
00:42:23.540
don't need the monkey sounds. You can do kind of like an alternate fitness thing and be like,
00:42:28.360
yeah, we're working on our forearms and our, we're walking on our hands and the rings and
00:42:31.660
climb the trees. You don't go full monkey. You don't need the monkey sounds. So that's all
00:42:36.140
I'll say. Smart. That's it. You know, good to get that on the record. Yeah. Um, all right.
00:42:41.740
We're at a cringe of the week and we're moving on to urban decay section. We have a special guest
00:42:45.700
for urban decay coming up in a few, uh, in a few clips. Uh, it's really eyeopening stuff,
00:42:51.140
but before we get there, Dana White slapped his wife. Yeah. Let's roll the clip. She, she
00:42:57.160
whacks him. He whacks back. There's a little scuffle. They're probably drunk, right? Probably
00:43:04.980
drunk. Lost your cool. Uh, hit him. He did a good job of not going viral for this.
00:43:11.440
You'd think if a guy slapped his wife, it would be every everywhere. He somehow got out of this
00:43:18.240
and it only went viral in like certain communities, UFC a little bit on Instagram. Like he did
00:43:24.040
somehow a great job of keeping that from going everywhere 24 seven. I don't know. I don't know
00:43:29.480
how he did it. Well, I think when you're not cancelable, there's a little less motivation
00:43:34.360
from those left wingers to kind of spread that. They won't even go for you. Yeah. It's like,
00:43:38.520
well, what are we going to do? Who are we going to talk to? Uh, everything's pay-per-view. People
00:43:42.480
just give their money right to the UFC. Okay. Yeah. Let's go cancel. Let's go bully someone
00:43:46.900
else. Yeah. That's a good point. That's a big portion of it. So what about, where do you stand
00:43:50.580
on the slapping of women or retaliation against women? Yeah. So when it comes to this and let us
00:43:56.480
know in the comments, what you guys think, if it's ever okay to hit a lady, there's a lot
00:43:59.980
of on the internet. That's the, the main phrase from a lot of men is equal rights, equal
00:44:04.480
lefts. Yeah. That's their little phrase that they do. How do you feel? I don't buy into
00:44:09.180
it fully. I don't buy into it all the way at all. I am on the, in the camp of you never
00:44:14.700
hit a woman, no matter what, even if she's hitting you, you never hit a woman, no matter
00:44:18.540
what your wife, you never hit your wife, no matter what my dad taught me that at a young
00:44:22.860
age, you never hit a girl, no matter what. And that's kind of just like the advice I got
00:44:28.900
and it's true. And my dad's a G, so I'm going to keep listening to him forever. Yeah. Uh,
00:44:34.000
yeah. You never, you never hit a girl, no matter what, if she's hitting you a million
00:44:37.200
times, get away, restrain her, put something in between you two, but there's never a need
00:44:43.040
for you to hit a girl unless I'm a huge proponent. Unless she's like holding people hostage with
00:44:48.620
a gun and it's like a, you know, like a, some sort of snake, not snakes on a plane. Like
00:44:52.620
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. If she's got, if she's got like a demonic plan that she's putting
00:44:56.260
into action, of course, that's a different level. Yeah. That's like he killed a person.
00:44:59.680
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there's the whole Bill Burr famous Bill Burr bit where he goes, there's
00:45:03.780
never a reason to hit a woman. He's like, well, I can come up with a few. Yeah. If there's
00:45:09.720
a person who has like 10 hostages and a gun and you get up and you untied your ropes and
00:45:14.840
then you can, yeah, I would. But if it's like a domestic situation where it's your wife and
00:45:19.120
you're drunk and you're fighting, you're never going to see me hit anybody. I'm a big proponent
00:45:22.920
of restrain and deescalate. Um, but you know, I, I've seen a lot of these videos where those
00:45:29.900
kind of online commenters are talking about what I'm, what I said, equal rights and equal
00:45:33.640
lefts where a guy will eat like 20, like he'll eat like 20 little girl punches and then he'll
00:45:40.840
go boom and knock the girl out. And it's like, that's not cool. That's disproportionate force.
00:45:46.580
Um, and that's crazy, you know? So I don't know. Don't hit women in general. Uh, don't
00:45:52.720
hit women. Fleck a stamp of approval. Like that's some really radical thing that we had
00:45:58.100
to discuss. Yeah. Um, but yeah, you know, this Dana White one didn't seem that serious
00:46:02.120
to me. It seemed like a drunk little tussle. Exactly. They're in a nightclub with his wife.
00:46:06.780
It's just like, she hits, she hits you. Just go to your goon and say, take her home.
00:46:11.440
Yeah. Get her your goon. Put her in the SUV. Put her in the SUV. Ship her home. Get her
00:46:17.040
home. And you drop her home. You say, take her home. Yep. You use home. You embarrass
00:46:20.820
me. I'm trying to build an empire. You're embarrassing me. Fredo, take her home. This
00:46:25.420
is the same kind of thing though. Like the, there's nobody to cancel. Like calling Matt
00:46:29.800
Walsh transphobe of the year is funny. It's better for him. It looks funny. You know? Um, it's
00:46:35.340
not like, you know, doing any damage. So yeah, no damage done somehow. Yeah.
00:46:41.800
Good PR team. Yeah. Great PR team. All right. Next we have. And I like Dana White. I like
00:46:45.840
Dana White too. I'm sad to see this. I love Dana White. He's a great guy. Stood by Trump.
00:46:49.740
Loyal. Uh, he's friends with the Steve Will Do It and Elk Boys type of guys. He seems just
00:46:53.860
like a cool down to earth guy, right? A little bit of wife hitting. Little bit. Little bit.
00:46:58.240
She's like a tiny lady too. So it's like, not like it hurt. Yeah. But do you maybe catch
00:47:02.460
the punch and then you get your goon, take her home. Uh, in a movie, in a cool movie
00:47:08.800
world, that's what you do. Yeah. Put her in the straight jacket, tie her up, take her
00:47:13.220
home. Um, all right. Next. The bottomizer, you know, and if it was JFK's family, it was
00:47:19.060
JFK in 1961. It's like, let's just dig around that brain, dig around the brain, make her a
00:47:23.520
Zambie. Yep. Um, all right. Next. The girls stealing from TJ Maxx. I knew it. I knew they
00:47:31.040
were going to steal the stuff. I knew they were going to. So yeah, they took the entire
00:47:36.240
rack of clothes, all different sizes. Like they weren't exactly shopping. Young ladies
00:47:42.740
with all this stuff. And they just walk out. Good for them. That's how it is. And they
00:47:52.620
load up. And they go, oh, is someone watching us? Oh, we're facing a little resistance. You
00:47:57.740
know? Leave me alone. Stop filming me. Stop filming me. You can't follow a woman. I, yeah,
00:48:02.620
let me steal in peace. You know. Look at this little gang. Why are you doing this?
00:48:12.740
And she's from some other country. So she must be like, America's sweet. You just walk
00:48:16.300
in, take what you want. No one even knocks on your door saying, Hey, where'd all that
00:48:19.680
stuff go? You just go. She's covering it. I'm just waiting for them to leave. They got
00:48:26.220
to get. I'm just waiting for them to leave so I can document their license plates. So
00:48:30.580
this can end up in a police report that gets buried on some cop's desk and never opened
00:48:35.180
again. You know, like that's the part. It's like you had the chance to stop this cart.
00:48:39.280
Yeah. You could have gone in, stopped the cart, grabbed it and impeded them. Instead,
00:48:43.740
you go, let me get the license plate. Nobody ever follows up and they do it again next week.
00:48:47.300
Yeah, exactly. Which is, brings us to our special guests. We have a special guest coming on the
00:48:53.700
show. His name is Joe. I don't know how to describe him. I guess he's a loss prevention enthusiast.
00:49:00.140
Yeah. He's kind of a, uh, a loss prevention hobbyist enthusiast. Uh, he's in it for the
00:49:06.480
love of the game. He doesn't take a salary, but he helps out a local grocery store in Bellevue,
00:49:10.660
Washington. Yep. Um, they call him Batman. They call him Batman. The, the hobos call him the hero,
00:49:16.240
like in a derogatory way. He's the hero, uh, like, Oh, don't try to be a hero. Um, so he impedes,
00:49:22.660
he stops. He, uh, is fighting the gorilla warfare on the ground. Yep. So we're going to give him a call.
00:49:28.000
He has some stories for us that are very insightful. It's not just people stealing the
00:49:32.900
stuff and then using it or whatever. There's actually a black market that not everyone knows
00:49:38.160
about. We're going to get a, get him on the line and we are going to go a little deeper into what's
00:49:43.500
really going on with all this looting. All right. Joining us now is Joe, um, the loss prevention
00:49:48.880
enthusiast. Joe, how's it going? Oh, pretty good. Good. Thank you for coming on. Uh, tell us what's
00:49:54.480
going on, uh, where you're at in Washington and kind of what you're seeing on the day to
00:49:58.460
day. Okay. Yeah. So I'm in Bellevue, Washington. It's, uh, considered probably the nicest city,
00:50:04.880
uh, in the whole state. Uh, there's a lot of, a lot of big money here. You know, we have
00:50:10.280
Microsoft, we have T-Mobile, we have SpaceX, um, Boeing all in this general area, you know,
00:50:17.480
Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Olivia. Uh, so it's, it's, you know, supposed to be the nicest and
00:50:23.420
has been the nicest, uh, city in, in the state really for quite a while. Um, it's slowly beginning
00:50:31.140
to, uh, go downhill. Um, a lot of it is overflow from the Seattle problems we have. And, uh, what
00:50:40.740
I, what I specifically kind of what we're talking about today is just retail theft and, uh,
00:50:47.460
a lot of the drug problems that fuel it. Um, and it's really just happening at it like
00:50:54.360
local Fred Meyer, you know, and just, it's crazy what's going, what's going on.
00:50:59.600
Yeah, definitely. And then when it comes to the, the looting and the theft, the retail theft,
00:51:04.840
there's more to it than just people stealing what they want and, you know, using it afterwards.
00:51:09.700
What's, what's kind of like the black market, uh, what's really going on with the black market
00:51:13.720
there? Yeah. So we have a lot of guys that'll come, uh, come over on the public transit from
00:51:18.900
Seattle. They'll come and they'll do multiple runs a day. They'll load up on, uh, easily
00:51:25.320
resellable goods, um, like tide pods, detergent, uh, frozen meats, shrimp, uh, fresh beef cuts
00:51:33.760
and things like that. And, uh, you know, cases of beer, they'll take it and go straight back
00:51:39.180
over to Seattle and they'll sell it in, uh, the Chinatown district, or they'll go to third
00:51:44.120
and downtown. And it's just like an open, open black market for groceries.
00:51:50.420
Is that exchange that they're doing? Um, is it people buying it with money or there's,
00:51:55.360
I think you mentioned to me before about there's drugs as well involved. How does that work?
00:51:59.620
Most of the time it's a, it's a market and their currency is fentanyl pills.
00:52:03.500
Interesting. So the, the addicted person will go in, steal stuff, come back to the market,
00:52:08.800
get paid in fentanyl. Exactly. So that's the whole reason that like they'd rather get fentanyl
00:52:15.120
than money. So they take the, they take the goods, they go to Seattle and they'll get traded
00:52:20.440
fentanyl pills for it. And this is organized then this is very organized. Yeah. Yeah. And
00:52:27.280
then who are some of the buyers and what are, what are their motivations? So you have a
00:52:32.280
lot of the food truck people, um, specifically like Mexican food trucks. Uh, they'll buy a
00:52:37.960
lot of the beef cuts and the shrimp for, for pennies on the dollar. Um, and they'll pay
00:52:44.440
with either cash or fentanyl pills. A lot of it goes actually to Mexico. You have, uh, a
00:52:51.580
lot of people buying it and they end up shipping it, uh, via multiple ways. They'll ship a UPS
00:52:56.880
or, or, or FedEx. And they have these accounts, um, that if you ship a certain volume per,
00:53:03.560
per month or per year, you get significant discounts. So, uh, if you, if you ship a certain
00:53:09.180
way, you're able to get almost like up to 80% off. So they ship tons of goods down to
00:53:14.280
Mexico for very cheap. They'll get, they'll find a big truck, you know, semi truck that's
00:53:19.000
empty going back to Mexico and they'll show, they'll, they'll load pallets up with, with
00:53:22.800
goods. And that's why you can go down to Mexico and you can buy, uh, Fred Meyer branded detergent
00:53:27.400
on the street down there or in, or in shops down in Mexico. Wow. Yeah. So they're, so
00:53:34.080
they're fully sending people in who are addicted to drugs. They'll steal the products. Uh, they'll
00:53:39.620
pay them in fentanyl pills. Then they'll load those products up onto a truck or use, um, American
00:53:45.460
shipping companies, ship it to Mexico and then sell them on the streets or in the stores
00:53:49.460
there. Exactly. And that's, that's the whole region. If anybody can go to Mexico and you can
00:53:54.620
go to the shops down there and, and you can see for yourself, you have a ton of Mexican or a ton
00:53:59.300
of American goods, uh, you know, label with, you know, sometimes the stores have exclusively
00:54:04.540
found it like Fred Meyer stickers on there or something like that. Uh, you'll find that down
00:54:09.240
there. Wow. Wow. Uh, when it comes to this black market, what are some other things that
00:54:14.560
people don't realize is going on? Uh, well, a lot of, so, so a lot of the, a lot of times
00:54:24.360
people will just go in and take what they want, um, and leave the store. Right. But, uh, other
00:54:31.180
times, um, receipts is a big thing. So, so say I go shopping at Fred Meyer and I get my, uh,
00:54:37.840
monthly, uh, groceries, detergent, uh, maybe some glassware, kitchenware, things like that.
00:54:46.340
Um, and I, you know, a lot of times I'll take my receipt and as I'm walking out the door, you
00:54:51.740
know, I don't want to, I don't want to mess with the receipts. I'll just throw it in the
00:54:54.000
garbage. Right. Uh, most, most shoppers, a lot of shoppers do that. And if you have paid
00:54:59.100
with cash or a debit card, um, you know, these, these guys will go and dumpster dive for these,
00:55:05.260
for the beats. And, uh, they, like I've seen them take the whole, they just run up to the
00:55:11.800
front of the store. They grab the whole trash bag and they leave and they go sort through
00:55:15.480
it, find receipts. They'll, they'll get that receipt. They'll go in the store. They'll load
00:55:19.900
up all the exact same things on there and they'll go and, uh, straight to customer service, return
00:55:26.200
it all and get cash for it. And that's another way that they can then get fentanyl is they
00:55:30.340
just make a cash purchase for fentanyl. Wow. And how, and so a store is like the one
00:55:35.240
that you have been mentioning, how much are they losing? Do you know, ballpark numbers
00:55:40.380
wise, how much they're losing? I heard, uh, the loss prevention, um, had mentioned, uh,
00:55:45.540
at one of their worst stores in Renton, Washington, they're, they're losing like 35, $45,000, uh,
00:55:58.220
Yeah. That's the number that I was given. And, and I'm not surprised by that, you know, just,
00:56:02.440
just from my, uh, you know, activities of, you know, whenever I go shopping, I, I just
00:56:08.360
kind of hang out, you know, and a little bit longer and watch these people and see, you
00:56:13.520
know, stealing stuff. Uh, you know, I guess it's super concerning to me and I trying to
00:56:19.240
figure out a solution to it just from the activities that I've done. I prevent easily
00:56:24.080
like two, three, $4,000 of theft, just, just in the short amount of time that I'm there,
00:56:30.000
you know, maybe two hours and I can stop $3,000 of stuff going out the door. And that's just
00:56:35.140
what I can catch. You know, it's, it's, it's crazy. And that's not, that's just in the Bellevue
00:56:43.120
Wow. And there was an example that a rap boy told me about, about the meat cart, like thousands,
00:56:49.660
Yeah. Yeah. There's this one guy, he walks in, uh, just wearing a big puffy jacket. That's
00:56:55.240
all he had. He takes a cart in, um, about an hour later, 45 minutes later, he's, uh, he's
00:57:03.000
rolling. He goes through the self checkout, buys a, an energy drink and a water. And, uh,
00:57:08.600
and this is what they do. They, they hold the, they hold the receipt in their hand with like
00:57:12.680
a water or something they buy out and out in the open to make it look like, oh, here, here's
00:57:17.360
my purchase. You know, I'm, I'm legit. I'm walking out the door with my, my receipt is
00:57:21.560
in my hand, you know? And they all do that. Right. They even do it with the old receipts
00:57:26.420
like, oh, this is my receipt. And, uh, and so, but the difference is this guy, he had
00:57:33.280
like three full, like black bags full of stuff. Right. And so I, I kind of, I confront him
00:57:42.620
and I was like, Hey, uh, you didn't have these black garbage bags when you walked in. I
00:57:47.140
know, I noticed you just have the two items on your receipt. Um, he's like, oh, I had
00:57:52.060
this stuff. This is my stuff. And I, I, I felt like reached down to touch one of the
00:57:57.460
black bags and it was cold. Right. So I knew immediately it was, it was, it was meat or
00:58:01.740
something. So I, I just, I just took that bag off. I ripped it open. Meat just spills
00:58:07.260
out everywhere. T-bone steaks. All of it were just T-bone steaks. There was like, yeah,
00:58:14.620
$1,300 worth of T-bone steaks, frozen shrimp, beef jerky in those bags. Wow. And he was
00:58:21.460
just going to walk out and sell that to whoever and then to a food truck for fentanyl. Oh
00:58:26.400
yeah. Yeah. A food truck or, or Mexican restaurant, you know, anybody you can sell it to. Wow.
00:58:32.720
That's crazy. All of that in probably an hour. Wow. So that's like good money for them
00:58:38.940
too. And it's a lot of product, you know, say he sells it for a quarter of the price
00:58:45.480
or an eighth of the price. I mean, he's got a few hundred bucks. Wow. That'll buy him
00:58:51.120
enough fentanyl pills for the next, you know, several weeks. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So the
00:58:56.140
big takeaway, I guess, is it's not just people going in, taking what they want and then just
00:59:01.400
eating it themselves or drinking it themselves. This is a full organized black market business.
00:59:06.620
They're palleting this stuff up, they're shipping it everywhere and they're getting paid in
00:59:10.760
drugs. Yeah, absolutely. Or it's, or it's a lot of local consumers. Like they'll post
00:59:15.880
a lot of it on OfferUp or Facebook Marketplace as well. And, uh, and the people, and you know,
00:59:22.400
people who go on there and they, they buy from these people, they have to know that it's stolen,
00:59:27.020
right? There's no way you don't meet up with like one of these crash heads, right? It's
00:59:31.320
selling bottles, 10, 10 packages of Tide Pods and be like, Oh, this is legit, right?
00:59:38.480
Very obviously stolen and being reselling. I mean, the correct term I believe is boost is
00:59:44.040
called boosting it, right? Boosting. And then the people who pay the price,
00:59:47.700
we already have inflation we're dealing with. Now we have stores like this that are losing
00:59:51.900
tens of thousands of dollars a day. The people paying the price, it goes back to the consumers,
00:59:56.480
the regular good, normal people who are buying.
01:00:00.880
Wow. Very cool. Well, Joe, thank you for coming on and thank you for taking a stand to, um,
01:00:06.200
your loss prevention enthusiast is a good way to put it. You do it for the love of the game. Uh,
01:00:12.180
but it's good to have people like you out there because that's what we need more of. We're not
01:00:15.980
getting help from our government or the police it looks like. So I think standing up for your local
01:00:21.240
grocery store is an admirable move. So thank you for that. We're going to send you a base mug.
01:00:25.320
Um, we might work more with him in the future. Yeah. We, yeah, we might reach out to you in the
01:00:30.240
future and do more interviews or do some sting operations or something. We'd like to put an
01:00:34.320
air tag. Yeah. We'd love to put like an air tag on some of these products and see it go all the
01:00:38.860
way to Mexico and kind of follow it the whole way. Exactly. That's, that's an idea that I've had
01:00:43.620
and I really want, I want to follow through on that for sure. Cool. Let's do it. Thank you,
01:00:47.540
Joe. Thank you for coming on. We appreciate it. Yeah. Thanks for having me. All right. Bye.
01:00:50.980
All right. So Joe, great guy. We couldn't even go into it, uh, to a lot of the stuff that he really
01:00:57.460
does. Um, cause we wanted him to just kind of paint a broad stroke. But the main takeaway of this is
01:01:02.560
street, uh, street rat, drug addicted fentanyl zombies are coming for grocery stores throats.
01:01:09.260
Like this is not like, Oh, he, he, I, a T bone went missing in my pants. This is, I'm trying to find a
01:01:14.780
receipt for $1,200. And then I'm going to use that receipt three times over the course of the day and just get
01:01:20.060
walk out of there with cash, you know? Yeah. It's like insane. And then the people who enable
01:01:24.880
it, the Mexican food trucks, like he was talking about crappy cutting corners, restaurants who
01:01:30.080
probably have a C rating on cleanliness anyway, are now buying meat product. That's been unrefrigerated
01:01:36.340
in the care of a fentanyl addicted street rat for several hours. And so that's what they're serving
01:01:41.380
up on that. Oh, I love taco Tuesday. And then there's people above them, above the street rats who
01:01:46.660
are saying, Hey, street rats, bring me steaks, bring me Tide pods, bring me clean products,
01:01:51.340
everything. And then we'll pay you in pills, fentanyl pills. And then we're going to send
01:01:56.940
that either locally and sell it, or we're going to send it on a truck to Mexico and like have a store
01:02:02.680
in Mexico that's selling these American products. Exactly. And so a fentanyl pill that costs $5 to an
01:02:09.600
consumer probably costs five cents for a cartel or a manufacturer. Right. Yeah. And so they're
01:02:15.940
taking that five cents and they're bringing it because you're addicted. We can get $20 worth of
01:02:21.880
retail stuff. And we'll say here, it's a $5 fentanyl. It's that's what you get. And so it's
01:02:27.020
like $20 of us retail stuff goes out the door for five cents that a Mexican cartel member, you know
01:02:32.900
what I mean? He's for it. Exactly. So the whole business. And so it's just sickening, right? And
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this, the costs are obviously passed on to the consumer. We're already getting smoked. The police
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and, you know, general stores, inability to do anything about this is definitely getting passed
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on to us. And it's, you know, sickening basically. Yeah. And this is, this is not just happening in
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Seattle. It's happening in Portland. It's happening in San Francisco, Chicago, New York, anywhere you know.
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And whenever you complain about it, now we see on the next door app, when you complain
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about it. Now, instead of saying, oh, it's a problem. You're right. This is so bad. They're
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saying, hey, let's not be disparaging to the homeless people. Yeah. So this is our next story.
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Next door rolls out prompt to prevent post disparaging the homeless. It directs users to
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the platform's community standards and urges them to think before proceeding. And it shows this posting
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about homeless. Hold up, hold up, fam. Let that middle-aged man sleep outside your daughter's
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bedroom. You know, let that middle-aged man put up his tent right in that little creek area behind
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your house. So it's just insane. Like your big tech is running interference for the street rats.
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It's like they want to export that San Francisco street ratery to all neighborhoods that use the
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next door app. It's coming. It's coming. Well, we are moving on to uplifting gold. We're running out
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of time. We're running late today. Are we really? Yeah. I think we're over an hour. Honestly,
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we barely even scratched the surface of Joe. Like he is doing so much more than we're talking
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about. He does it for the love of the game. He's confronting people. He's grabbing carts.
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He follows them. He documents like he's a real Batman type. He's a real one. We like Joe. We love
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Joe. All right. We have some uplifting gold before the episode is done. We're going to move kind of
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fast because we are running out of time. First one, the fake gay guy. Yes. This is funny.
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For real, when the police come in front and I feel like they behind me or something,
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I hit him with the... I hit him with the... Oh, I throw the hand up too because... Bitch,
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I ain't going to jail. Hit him with the... Hey, that's smart. Hey, I respect intuitive criminals,
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you know? Me too. It's our job to stop them, right? But I'm not even saying that guy's a
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criminal per se. He just doesn't want to get stopped. But... I respect it. A smart technique
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there. And it's a good bit. You're doing bits in real life. Whenever you can bring a bit
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to real life, that's squirts. And it has a real impact as well. Like it actually helps.
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Squirts. All right. Next, this is good news for Richard Rapoy. There's a new big titty lady
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going around. Yes. This is... Something for you to get excited about. Richard Rapoy loves this stuff.
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I love that little like smile and pose. Like I'm owning it. Hey, boys.
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And this is actually someone who's been on my radar for a while. Watcher of the show,
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Yerba Negra. She's been sending me this guy because she lives in that same town, right? And so I have a
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little backstory of it. There's like an Instagram account, like people only in Arcata or something,
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like, or people of Arcata. And they posted this, like thinking it was going to be like laughs and
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everyone's going to clown on this person. Like, this is insane. And then people were like,
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this is mean. That's her identity. Take this down. And so they got bullied into taking it down.
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And apparently this person works at a library. I was a little hesitant to like bring this up
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unannounced because it's just kind of a person, you know, like the other one's a teacher who's
01:05:53.760
going to the kids. Yeah. This is just a person you're obsessed with. This is just another person
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I'm obsessed with. So I was keeping this personal, but now that it's gone viral a little bit,
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I thought bring it to the show. It's allowed. Yeah. All right. Next, the roach,
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the roach clip. This is a nightmare for everybody.
01:06:09.280
Oh, no. Person filming was a menace. Just not helping at all. Imagine filming and getting
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that shot. And you're like, no, no, no. I got the shot. I got the shot. I think that
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means that's the guy from Men in Black, right? Yeah. That's the Men in Black cockroach
01:06:31.020
guy. Sugar. Yeah. John Fetterman. That's Fetterman. That's Fetterman. All right. All right.
01:06:36.880
Next. Let's see here. 8%. Let's just end it with this. 8% of Americans. Yeah. New headline
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says 8% of Americans say they think they could beat a lion in a fist fight. Dan Crenshaw hands.
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So 8%. It's a lot. It's basically one in 10 people. But the truth is 10% of that 8% is probably
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right. Okay. There's a couple people. There's 1% of the population who could. Is that what you're
01:07:08.940
saying? Yeah. Okay. I don't know. You punch that lion. First, you punch his teeth out.
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Yeah. Break his teeth. I don't know if I... Grab his mane. Control him. I don't know if I agree
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with that. Like a lion's head is like this. It's like your whole torso. So I don't know. What
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are you saying here? I mean, it's not impossible is the point. I'm getting the vibe that you
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think you could beat a lion in a fist fight. Tell me that's not true. Like... I... I'm
01:07:34.260
not going to say I think I beat a lion in a fist fight, obviously. But... That would
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be stupid. I think me with brass knuckles could pretty much beat a lion in a fist fight.
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And if I always carry brass knuckles, I know that's not the prompt, but if you always carry
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brass knuckles, you... You might say yes to the survey. Yeah. You could say yes to the survey
01:07:51.020
because you always have brass knuckles. Brass knuckles on. You knock out the lion. You
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chip his teeth. He runs. Okay. Yeah. I guess the lion could run if you get him on one. Like
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the lion doesn't have to stay there and fight you. You ding him. You ding him. He takes
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one punch and he goes, I'm out. One brass knuckles. You carry a little weapon. You ding
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him. All right, man. I think this is... I think you could too. I think we'll just end it with
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that. Yeah. Yeah. You're right, buddy. You could beat a lion with brass knuckles. Thank
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you. All right, cool. That's uplifting. Yeah. That's uplifting for me. Okay.
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