Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 13, 2023


THEY'RE PAYING RETAIL THIEVES IN FENTANYL


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 8 minutes

Words per Minute

198.31497

Word Count

13,668

Sentence Count

1,569

Misogynist Sentences

35

Hate Speech Sentences

40


Summary

Today on the show, we have some breaking insight into the looting going on across the country. There s a lot more to that story than meets the eye, and we have a special guest you re not going to want to miss.


Transcript

00:00:00.520 All right. Welcome back to Flackers Talks, the podcast episode 64. Today on the show,
00:00:05.560 Dana White slapped his wife. We're going to tell you if that's good or not. We have some
00:00:09.760 breaking insight into the looting going on across the country. There's a lot more to
00:00:13.660 that story than meets the eye. We have a special guest you're not going to want to miss. Richard
00:00:18.180 Rappoy got into a fight the other day. It was all caught on camera. You're not going
00:00:21.880 to want to miss this week's housekeeping. And last but not least, masked Muppet psychos
00:00:27.160 lose their cool in Costco. What happened there? We'll find out all this and more.
00:00:32.380 It's Flackers Talks, the podcast, episode 64, ranked the best new podcast of all time.
00:00:38.720 Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder
00:00:43.120 than words. But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes
00:00:47.340 it's the right thing to do. Very cool. Very cool.
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00:02:30.000 All right, housekeeping. Welcome back, Richard. Thank you. We have some things causing heart attacks
00:02:35.360 and blood clots this week, as we always do in the beginning of the show. This week, it looks like
00:02:41.020 sarcasm is causing heart attacks and blood clots. Is that what the headline says?
00:02:45.620 It says, being sarcastic puts you at greater risk of a heart attack. Docs warn.
00:02:51.040 Docs warn. Yeah. They're baffled, and now they're warning.
00:02:54.940 Well, they've been warning for quite some time, right? Yeah, exactly.
00:02:58.440 And we have another, I guess, recommendation from them. Well, first off, sarcasm. We're dead.
00:03:03.560 We're already dead. We're already a little overweight. Yeah. Doctors say a little overweight.
00:03:07.720 They don't use the O word. If I were to have a heart attack or a blood clot,
00:03:11.020 it was probably the sarcasm. Yeah. Good out for you. And then, so doctors are also calling on more
00:03:18.240 people to learn CPR after Damar Hamlin's cardiac arrest. Yep. So, obviously, Damar Hamlin last week
00:03:23.660 went down with some sort of heart issue. We don't know what it was from.
00:03:28.380 We may never know. Yeah, we may never know. People have already lost interest in the source,
00:03:31.900 getting the source of it. And I bet Joe Biden and the administration are going to make sure
00:03:36.280 no one fully knows what happened there. It was probably just nothing by the time,
00:03:39.600 you know, by the time it gets resolved. Well, you know what I was thinking, too,
00:03:42.520 is the commotio, corditis, whatever, however you pronounce it. If that was what it was,
00:03:48.040 then, like, you know, that's the narrative going around. Then he can never play again,
00:03:52.520 right? Yeah. Yeah. Because if a little hit like that, that wasn't even a major hit. So,
00:03:55.940 he really can never play again. Yeah. Something weird. There was also a person who went down in the
00:04:00.580 Old Dominion game. I'm not necessarily jumping to conclusions, but it was a young basketball
00:04:05.480 player, went down, grabbed his chest, ended up being fine, went home with the team, all good after
00:04:11.000 that. But lots of sports people going down a little more than usual. And doctors are now recommending,
00:04:18.140 believe it or not, I guess we could trust the doctors in this case. They're recommending people
00:04:22.840 learn CPR. So, I think on the show, we're not going to give any ever financial advice or health
00:04:29.600 advice. But I think we can give kind of a back of the napkin description on how CPR works. Richard
00:04:36.460 Rappoy, you want to take that one? Yeah. So, the only thing I know is that you want to do CPR,
00:04:42.740 the chest compressions, and you have to be strong with it. What do they call it? The xiphoid process?
00:04:47.820 Is that that little middle bone right here? The xiphoid process? Yeah. I have to look that up.
00:04:52.200 I have to confirm xiphoid process. I remember some obscure medical term like that. We can
00:04:56.860 go a little more back of the napkin. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Xiphoid process. The cartilaginous
00:05:04.200 section at the lower end of the sternum, which is not attached to any ribs. So, you go there
00:05:08.160 and you start hammering. Pretty strong too, like hammering. And they say you do it to the
00:05:13.700 beat of dun, dun, dun, dun, staying alive, staying alive, which is fitting, which is fitting.
00:05:20.380 Double dream hands. There's other moves. And you do that. You do a little routine and tell
00:05:24.940 someone with the badge shows up and they take over. Yeah, exactly. And there's no need for
00:05:29.100 mouth to mouth anymore, I heard. Yeah, they took that out. They took out mouth to mouth. Like when
00:05:33.080 we grew up, mouth to mouth was like, you get this, you tip the thing, you clear the airway.
00:05:37.240 And so, they reduced it to one step for you mouth breather Gen Zs out there, I guess.
00:05:42.200 Yeah. Which is good because a little less, a little less gay. Yeah. Yeah, that was a little
00:05:48.920 gay. You gotta kiss the dead guy. He's dying already as it is. You're gonna make out with
00:05:52.920 him. Last thing he remembers is me, my beard on his face. Yeah. I'm trying to save someone's
00:05:56.960 life, not do some gay shit. So, miss me with that. So, thankfully, we don't have to do that
00:06:00.880 anymore. Hit the Xiphoid process. Huh? Huh? Huh? Staying alive. And which is crazy that that's
00:06:06.400 the song they chose and it's literally staying alive. People don't talk about that enough,
00:06:10.580 but. Easy to remember. Yeah. Easy shit. You can add your own twist to it, you know? Once
00:06:16.600 you get the basics down. A spin and then you come back. Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Yeah. Well,
00:06:22.840 now everyone knows. And if anyone tries this and it doesn't work, obviously, we're not liable
00:06:26.760 for any sort of suing. This wasn't advice, but everyone should kind of have an idea of what
00:06:31.860 to do if they need to be the one to do it because for some reason, people are going down
00:06:37.020 with heart attacks and blood clots lately.
00:06:39.840 Have you ever administered any sort of medical care, any sort of emergency situation stuff?
00:06:44.400 Have you ever done like, you know? Um, no, not to anyone else. I've had like dislocated
00:06:50.700 fingers. I've pulled straight. Um, I've had cuts, but that, but nothing actual, nothing
00:06:56.820 actual. Yeah, for sure. How about you? No, nothing. I almost had to do the Heimlich on
00:07:01.280 someone once, but they were choking and it was a popsicle. It was like a little kid thing.
00:07:05.340 It was a popsicle. So it just melted. That's good. Big deal. But there was a news anchor
00:07:10.880 that just fainted recently too. We're not going to jump to any conclusions or guess what happened
00:07:15.740 there, but here it is playing in the background and she's kind of going, she's going and she
00:07:22.240 gets a little squirrely and goes down. Yeah. It's scary how the brain kind of like you start
00:07:27.240 repeating things and it's just like, you're fighting for your life on live air. Like that
00:07:30.880 is not good. So there should be like a thing where you go, Hey, I know I'm in the middle of
00:07:36.240 a news hit, but bail me out, pull me out. Yeah, exactly. There was a thing in the news last or
00:07:43.060 during the week about how there was a bunch of fake doctor bots on Twitter. Yeah. Uh, and those
00:07:47.880 were a lot of the bots that were pushing the, the fake COVID stuff, the lockdowns and the masks
00:07:51.920 and like enthusiastically pushing it. And then it's like a lot of them were bots. Yeah, exactly. Um,
00:07:57.160 and these people, these two doctors, I think there was actually a network of three doctors.
00:08:00.840 They all interacted with each other and it kind of reads like a 4chan type, like troll,
00:08:04.720 like Ukraine flag mask vax. Like they hit all the points. Um, and one of like some of these
00:08:10.640 people went viral. Dr. Robert Honeyman fake had a tweet with over 4,000 retweets and 43,000 likes.
00:08:18.400 Um, and they're just making shit up. Sad to announce that my husband is a guy. My husband has
00:08:23.420 entered a coma after being hospitalized with COVID. It's like AI fan fiction about like what
00:08:27.920 the left thinks. Yeah. Um, and so this article, it's really funny. It goes, uh, but Honeyman wasn't
00:08:34.700 real. And then it's like, they used a stock image called like smiling, happy, handsome Latino man
00:08:40.040 outside. And then one of them was just an insurance broker from Indiana and from Fort Wayne. So it's
00:08:46.360 like, they're like, this guy's not online enough. He does old school phone calls. We're just use
00:08:49.840 him. We can launder his body. Exactly. Skin suit for COVID propaganda. So, um, and yeah,
00:08:55.960 they were urged caution about COVID-19. They were part of a network of at least four fake
00:08:59.860 accounts that touted their ties to the LGBTQ plus community. So they were really intersectional
00:09:04.280 here. Very intersectional. So good to see, you know, Oh, all those Russian bots, but you
00:09:09.080 know, these are real bots. Yeah, exactly. These are real bots. And there's a lot to do with
00:09:12.800 the discourse, the public discourse we have. A lot of times it's bots and people think there's
00:09:17.640 some sort of consensus like Hillary Clinton will tweet something. It'll get 6,000 retweets
00:09:21.900 and it's like 4,900 of those retweets are fake bots because no one cares about Hillary
00:09:28.980 Clinton. So it's like, once we get that sorted out, I think we'll kind of realize who really
00:09:33.900 thinks what, and we'll realize the numbers aren't as out of hand as we think. We're not
00:09:37.200 as much of an underdog as the public, what's it called? The public consensus makes us feel
00:09:44.120 like we are. Yeah. Especially online. Like there's a reason Joe Biden visits a town and
00:09:48.120 you see 50 MAGA people out there ready to welcome him with heckles and no real people
00:09:53.740 go. Isn't that weird? That's how he's out, how it goes. Yeah. It's astroturfing, right?
00:09:57.780 Yeah. Um, hold on. I want to read one more part from this article just because I was kind
00:10:01.240 of reading this researching for the pod and I thought this was a hilarious sentence, you
00:10:04.840 know, back when we were obsessed with monkey pox and like we were the only ones talking about
00:10:08.540 it, right? The pod you called it? What? You call it the pod? The pod? He said the researching
00:10:14.200 for the pod. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I guess you caught me. I was trying to speak quickly and
00:10:19.180 get to my point, but you want to talk about the pod? Um, yes, that's pod short for podcast.
00:10:24.560 All right. All right. Don't put me on blast. I'm trying to get to a point. All right. Make
00:10:28.180 the point. Now I don't want to. Robert. So, all right. Here's just a paragraph. It goes,
00:10:34.680 I'm listening. One of the, one of the fake doctors, um, Robert wrote openly about suffering
00:10:41.180 from MPX, an infectious disease that caused San Francisco to declare a state of emergency
00:10:45.480 earlier this year. And I go, what? What's, what's that? I missed this. But no, the only
00:10:51.020 thing that caused San Francisco to cause an emergency was a monkey pox. So they've rebranded
00:10:55.820 monkey pox to MPX because I don't know some monkey connotations. Um, and then later in the
00:11:01.540 paragraph, it goes, uh, San Francisco had to declare an emergency early this year
00:11:06.460 and had largely spread amongst the men who have sex with men. So it was nice throwback
00:11:12.340 to our monkey pox days. The men who have sex with men community. Yeah. Monkey pox term
00:11:16.880 is done. It's MPX now because I guess they're scared. People think gay people look like monkeys.
00:11:21.520 I don't know, but I'm not here to explain it. I'm just here to report it. All right. Moving
00:11:26.220 on. We're out of the COVID stuff. We're still in housekeeping. We have three pages of
00:11:29.440 housekeeping. So get excited for that. Yeah. Uh, Richard rap boy kind of had a tough week
00:11:34.700 this week. Um, I don't know if you guys have been keeping track of my Instagram stories,
00:11:39.400 but, uh, unfortunately a few days ago, Richard had his first wipe out on his mini bike and
00:11:46.040 we have it on video.
00:11:49.400 By my calculations here, I am done riding for the day.
00:11:54.160 Are you all right? Yeah, I'm good, man. And for the record, he can do a willy. I've seen
00:11:58.460 him do a wheelie, but he kind of just went a little too far. Luckily it was in the grass.
00:12:02.820 There's his head with the glasses. Looks just like him. Uh, but that actually wasn't the worst
00:12:08.280 part of his week. He had another incident. Hey, my legs aren't fat like that for the record,
00:12:13.100 for the record, his legs aren't fat like that. Uh, and then next, where's the fight? Where's
00:12:18.980 the guy into Richard rap boy got into a fight, a fist fight. Let's see. Let's see. Oh, there
00:12:24.000 you are. Which one am I? I didn't realize there were two of you. Got, you got a fight
00:12:29.760 with yourself. Oh yeah. You're the one with no mask on. Okay. Uh, so yeah, sorry. I'm
00:12:35.960 glad you're okay. Thank you. What is this fight? How did these two get into a fight?
00:12:40.860 That's a good question. I don't know. We may never know. Something very primal happens
00:12:43.920 when you're that big and there's someone else that big. Yeah. It's like an onsite type thing.
00:12:47.600 It's like a gorilla. It's like a gorilla territory. It's an onsite type thing. Jerry, Jerry, we're
00:12:55.940 filming the pod. Hey, relax. We're shooting the pod. Um, all right, next, uh, Dan Crenshaw
00:13:04.820 had a tough week. Dan was very sad. Uh, it looks like he's got some marks on his hand. Looks
00:13:10.160 like maybe he's been punching holes in the wall. Yeah. Uh, the old drywall monster energy
00:13:14.840 drank, uh, one, two combo. Exactly. Oh, Dan. Oh, I just want to give all the money
00:13:20.440 to Ukraine. We're masking the photo. Yeah. Why is that what big mean to me? Why are
00:13:24.540 people trying to stop the money? We'll give the money to Zelensky. Oh, uh, and then the
00:13:29.600 Dan Crenshaw apologists are coming to his defense saying, Oh, it's eczema. So if it's
00:13:35.640 eczema, let's get these open source covered up. You're shaking a lot of hands. Let's have
00:13:38.860 some respect. Yeah. Let's not flake on anybody. Yeah. I don't know what eczema really
00:13:43.140 is, but all right, moving on. Uh, this week was a big week, uh, for squirts for
00:13:47.760 me. Got a lot of squirts this week. Uh, we went thrift shopping last weekend with
00:13:51.340 typical liberal and his wife and Chinese donut boy. Uh, there was a sign that Chinese
00:13:55.880 donut boy sent me that I was determined to get. Uh, it was this Asian health club
00:14:00.620 sign. It's got neon lights on it. It's five feet by eight feet. Uh, I saw that and it
00:14:05.640 was very determined. Richard Ratboy knows this about me. I get kind of something in my
00:14:09.280 mind, something I focus on and it's like a take my money situation. Yeah. It's
00:14:13.480 manic spending. Like I need X, Y, Z and I'll do anything to get it. Basically the
00:14:18.220 flight situation that we had last week where you bought multiple tickets and
00:14:21.340 like Jeff Bezos doesn't even do that type of thing. And like Jeff Bezos, if he
00:14:25.740 does, he has an assistant at the end who gets a refund for him. So yeah. So I went
00:14:30.280 hard doing that, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I went hard. Uh, really was focused on the
00:14:35.200 Asian health club sign. I showed up with $700 cash in my pocket and I go to the
00:14:39.640 lady, Hey, is the Asian health club sign still for sale? And she goes, Oh, it just
00:14:43.620 went out the door. I said, how much did you sell it for? She said $300. Wow. So
00:14:48.720 that cooks my brain that, that ruins things for me. Well, you know what about
00:14:53.460 that sign, right? Like Asian health club, that's a, that's a, that type of place
00:14:58.140 will never exist again. There'll never be another Asian health club sign like
00:15:01.960 that. So, and what kind of sick fuck bought that? Someone like you, no one
00:15:06.440 opening an Asian health club. I know that I'm trying to hold history. It's beer
00:15:10.200 decoration. Oh man. Can you imagine? I'm still in the market for it. So keep an eye
00:15:14.480 out. Uh, also went to a bunch of other thrift places. Everything I wanted, the
00:15:18.940 people who worked at the store said, Oh, that's actually not for sale. There was a
00:15:22.120 McDonald's flag that was like 30 feet by 40 feet. The biggest flag I've ever seen.
00:15:28.720 And I'm like, how much for that? And they're like, Oh, that's not for, that's the
00:15:31.280 only thing that's not for sale. And then there was like this triple seat, like
00:15:34.440 these leather blue seats that were blue dental office waiting. Yeah. Dental
00:15:38.920 office, airplane seat looking thing like for like in the lobby. Um, and I was
00:15:43.420 like, Hey, how much is that triple leather seat? And they're like, Oh, that's
00:15:46.560 what people sit on when they're trying on shoes. Yeah. Right. Let's make a deal.
00:15:51.740 So I got reverse squirts on that, but it's good to be out in the market looking
00:15:55.620 for stuff. I ended up buying some stupid thing. I don't even know who I got an
00:15:59.240 autograph from Michael Vick's cousin or something. Michael Vick's cousin
00:16:02.740 autograph. Yeah. It was on a Macy's picture, which I thought was pretty
00:16:05.720 funny. Um, but then I got, um, my real squirts. I was looking for squirts,
00:16:10.360 didn't get the Asian health club signed squirts, but then I got some real
00:16:13.660 squirts and I'm going to just announce it. Now, if like us talks, the podcast
00:16:18.040 sponsored their first artist, our first artist, Anouk Atitawan. He's a very
00:16:23.760 talented singer. I believe he's from the Philippines. He lives in Italy. He does a
00:16:27.720 ton of songs. You may have seen him go viral for the chestnuts roasting on the
00:16:32.380 open fire. Chestnuts roping on an open fire. Yep, exactly. He went very viral for
00:16:39.140 that. Memes everywhere, all over TikTok. I tracked him down. I said, Hey, let's do
00:16:44.560 a deal. Let's sponsor five songs. Here's the first one he made for us. Check this
00:16:48.680 out. All right. That's enough. That isn't, I mean, guys, you guys get it. We got something
00:17:18.160 special cooking here. Uh, make sure you give him a follow, go comment on his stuff. Be
00:17:22.320 very nice to him. If anyone's mean to him, I will do everything in my power to kill
00:17:27.420 you.
00:17:29.400 Is that like spiritually or something, right?
00:17:31.820 Yeah. Yeah. Non-violently, non-violently, but I would not be being mean to Anouk. We
00:17:37.600 just signed him as an artist and we love him.
00:17:40.200 We signed him to a nice predatory deal. We have all the U.S. distribution rights. Uh, no,
00:17:44.600 I'm kidding. Well, of course not. We, we, it was a very good deal. Everyone's happy. We're
00:17:48.660 sharing his stuff. He makes great music. Podcast is sponsoring. I requested a meatloaf song. Uh,
00:17:54.180 I would do anything for love, but he said that it's out of his range and it wouldn't sound
00:17:58.020 good. So he's humble. Yeah. And you know, if you don't, if you can't do the song, let's
00:18:02.480 not force it. Let's not force it and botch it. Let's do songs that fit your, your range.
00:18:07.660 Yeah. Like chestnuts roping. Yeah. Chestnuts roping, all that good stuff. So we're very
00:18:12.660 excited to have Anouk on the team. Uh, we're going to be going over more songs that he
00:18:17.160 made for us in bonus land. So make sure you go check out bonus land links in the description
00:18:20.700 for that. Patreon.com slash Fleckus YouTube join. Uh, it's all in the description. We
00:18:26.100 had like another a hundred and something people join Patreon last week. So the community is
00:18:31.200 growing good group to be a part of. Do you want to tell them what else we're talking
00:18:34.160 about? Just kind of do a. Yeah, sure. In bonus land today, we're doing a deep dive on Sam
00:18:38.760 Britton, the luggage twink, the Biden luggage twink. There's a little bit of a story
00:18:42.100 that's not being told and that people are kind of brushing over like the luggage thing
00:18:45.960 already happened, but we're going to do a deep dive into his past, which is damning. There's
00:18:50.680 some damning reports. Richard Ratboy did a deep dive and he found some stuff. And I think
00:18:54.960 we got him, we got him good. It's really like it shows his character and it's not, you know,
00:18:59.920 Sam Britton doesn't really move the needle be, you know, three weeks after the luggage stuff,
00:19:04.900 but, uh, you're, you're going to want to hear this basically. Exactly. All right. Moving on.
00:19:09.600 Last page of housekeeping. We have a lot of things to get to. Uh, we're still in housekeeping.
00:19:14.100 I was thinking the other day, you know how I'm obsessed with Rob Smith. Yeah. All I talk
00:19:18.700 about is Rob. It's about Rob. Jingle Bell Rob. Yeah. It's a big, yeah. Rob, Rob, Rob. Yeah.
00:19:23.140 Cabanas. Always. Um, and I was thinking, what if I get Alzheimer's one day and then all I have,
00:19:28.680 like for longterm memories, all I remember is the Rob stuff. So I'm just like going around the house
00:19:33.760 and he's like, Oh, me and Rob, we used to go to a cabana. We used to party in a cabana. We went on a boat.
00:19:38.840 Rob was at Mar-a-Lago. He met president Trump. He's America's favorite gay, black veteran.
00:19:44.120 Wouldn't it be kind of like ironic? Like, uh, if your brain synapses just like fired wrong and
00:19:49.740 that's all you did. I'm like 70 something. And all I remember is the Rob Smith jokes. And that's
00:19:53.980 like my, my past, my history that I remember. Well, you're kind of already there, buddy. I don't know
00:19:59.220 if you realize that or not, but you're kind of already a Rob Smith Alzheimer's patient.
00:20:03.840 Yeah, I guess I am. I guess I am. All right. Uh, that just thought that was funny. I wanted to
00:20:09.000 mention that. That's the end of housekeeping. We're coming into cringe of the week.
00:20:18.240 Our first clip of cringe of the week is a fantastic one. It's very cringe. It's masked
00:20:23.760 psychos in Costco losing their cool.
00:20:35.760 Wow. So as a Costco fan, which you are, I'm a huge Costco fan.
00:20:53.740 Um, and that looked like a diaper fight of some kind. Oh, interesting. They both had
00:20:57.880 diapers in their carts. I don't know. That guy seemingly had a lot, might've taken the
00:21:02.200 last of them or something. Um, but you know, I think that there's a point where if you're
00:21:06.600 yelling like that, you know, you're yelling like that in public with your fat purple haired
00:21:10.740 wife, like, why don't you just swing on the guy? You, you already don't care. You're already
00:21:15.020 like a Muppet. So why don't you let the guy duck your punch, knock you out and walk out
00:21:19.820 of Costco clean. Let them check the receipt and that's it. Yeah. Why not escalate? That's
00:21:24.600 Walmart behavior. That's not Costco behavior. I will say that. Uh, I wore the Kirkland hoodie
00:21:28.740 last week. You guys know where I'm at on Costco. Um, I love Costco and that type of street rat
00:21:34.200 stuff. I wouldn't tolerate. Yeah. But that type of, uh, animosity, that one V one mad behavior
00:21:41.860 that we saw there in Costco. I think that's kind of what's coming. I think the sides are kind
00:21:46.720 of drawn right now. We've already seen it, right? Exactly. Died down a little bit. It's
00:21:51.100 like, I think it's gonna be bubbling back up. Yeah. Uh, and like what we have is like
00:21:54.840 the sides are drawn. You're either like a skeptical schizo or you're like a mass compliant, mass
00:22:01.440 Muppet, psycho compliant person. And it's like, that's kind of what we're up against. And it's
00:22:06.720 unfortunate because our enemy isn't actually the mass Muppets. That's just our opposition.
00:22:12.220 Our enemy is actually the powers that be, but they're so good at the game that they've
00:22:16.060 positioned us against the other half of the country who's completely psychotic and
00:22:20.540 compliant. And now we have, these would be pawns in that chess analogy. These would be
00:22:25.640 pawns. Useful idiots. And like, that's what we're up against. And it's tough because even
00:22:30.580 when you do go up against them and we win with our ideas and we win with the truth and say
00:22:35.140 it takes 20 years, even when you get to that final place where you win the powers that be
00:22:41.720 brought in 60 million illegal immigrants. Good luck. Your apartment complex is El Salvador
00:22:47.200 now. Yeah. They're very good at the game. Even when you win, they're playing a longer
00:22:52.040 game that you couldn't even think of yet. So that's kind of unfortunate. And one thing
00:22:55.780 I will say is like these type of people, right? They're masked. They got the purple hair.
00:22:59.320 They're very compliant. They hate to see someone else not being compliant. You know what I mean?
00:23:04.160 It really irritates them in a different way. And they think they're so smart and we're so
00:23:08.080 stupid. There was actually a clip of exactly that dynamic with Neil deGrasse Tyson. Check
00:23:15.000 this out. Look at his body language. If I want to get an abortion, get an abortion. If I want
00:23:19.220 to get the vaccine, I get to choose. So you can't force, if I can't force you to get an
00:23:23.660 abortion, you shouldn't be able to force me to get that. Because it's not about you. It's
00:23:26.800 about people you interact with. And that's the social contract of public health. We don't
00:23:31.960 even know if the vaccine worked or not at the time. Yes, that's what the trials are.
00:23:36.240 Dude, that's why you travel. Are you missing data? And he gets all squirrely. That's what
00:23:42.720 the trial, because he's so much smarter than everyone. He's so smart. You should listen
00:23:45.860 to nerd black science man, right? Yeah. He's freaking out so bad because of how smart
00:23:50.220 he is and how stupid you are. That manic energy is just like not what moves the needle, in
00:23:56.640 my opinion. That's not strength. Well, when you're arguing for the vaccine, all you have
00:24:01.980 is manic energy, right? Like, that's all you've got left at this point is that manic
00:24:05.740 energy and, oh, we do it for the social contract. And it's like, that's not my social contract.
00:24:10.740 You guys rushed out that contract and said, everybody sign really quick. We got to get
00:24:14.400 this done. And it's like, no, that was a no trials, like rushed out vaccine. I'm not
00:24:19.480 interested. And as we know, it didn't really work. Joe Biden famously is vaccinated and got
00:24:26.500 COVID like four times, right? Yeah. Everybody else. That's just the most obvious example.
00:24:31.360 Exactly. But that manic energy, that's one side. Or you could be on the other guy's side.
00:24:36.320 That is a Patrick. But David is his name, I think. Yeah. I don't know that guy. He's smart
00:24:39.880 and he's got good content. You can be on his side where he's just like calm and asking questions
00:24:44.960 or you can be on Neil deGrasse Tyson's side. We already told you. Look at the data that we're
00:24:49.260 presenting. I'm so smart. You're so stupid. Yeah. So that's, you know, another compliant
00:24:54.140 man, another compliant. Mass Muppet psycho. Yeah. All right. Next, Matt Walsh. Matt Walsh
00:25:00.660 won transphobe of the year. Yeah. Yeah. You know, I'm tired of not being taken seriously.
00:25:09.220 Yeah. I'm tired of not getting the recognition we deserve. Matt Walsh, I don't think has said
00:25:13.080 half the funny bits that we have on these trans people. Yeah. And our bits are original.
00:25:18.380 We're coming every week. It's depressing. He made a movie. Yeah. But, you know,
00:25:24.140 maybe we shouldn't fill the void of existential dread with worldly things.
00:25:30.540 Okay. Yeah. That's fine by me. Maybe we shouldn't look to the world to make us feel normal and good.
00:25:38.460 And well, you know, there's times too, like when there's really good, two really good movies and
00:25:43.640 there's only one, you know, movie of the year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It could kind of be like
00:25:49.120 that where it was very close. We're in the top five. I'd like to know the nominees. I'd like to know,
00:25:54.600 I wish it was a better presented thing. You know, I'd like to see who's in the running first,
00:25:58.400 play it up, get it, maybe get a people's favorite, get a vote going via text or whatever,
00:26:02.740 like American Idol style. Yeah. That's would have been a little bit better. It's kind of depressing
00:26:08.100 for us, but there's always next year. And you can't really win two years in a row. So once he's out of
00:26:13.980 the picture, I think we have a good shot next year. Smart. All right. Next we have the trans age guy.
00:26:19.740 This is interesting. And we're not making fun of this person, by the way. We're just going to play
00:26:24.040 the clip. Hi, everyone. It's day 95 right now of my post-op transgender girlhood. And I got
00:26:38.400 with me today. All right. That's enough. Yeah. Okay. A couple of things here. Number one,
00:26:44.620 we're not making fun of anybody. We're not being mean. Number two, that to me, not being mean,
00:26:52.040 looks like a person and sounds like a person that you would see in a psych ward.
00:26:57.120 Yeah. Like that flat tone or whatever they call it. A flat affect is just like,
00:27:02.260 yeah. And I felt sad watching that. I was like, okay, this is the really dark side of this
00:27:08.180 whole operation. Yeah. Very dark. It's kind of a person you would see in a psych ward. We're not
00:27:14.020 being mean. That person has had surgeries done to them because they said so. Yeah. Because they
00:27:20.300 said, Hey doc, I'm ready for the surgery. And doc goes, okay. Okay. He's looking up at the patient,
00:27:27.980 at the paperwork. And he goes, yeah, sure. Cause obviously there's no real qualifications, right?
00:27:33.560 I'm actually a 12 year old girl. And it's like, okay, yeah, we can, we can get you on the table for
00:27:38.000 that. We'll get you close as close as we can. So that's kind of interesting that they're getting
00:27:42.700 surgeries done on what's clearly a mentally disturbed individual. Yeah. That flat affect,
00:27:49.220 that weird delivery. I don't know. It seems like a genuinely really sad scenario and I don't want to
00:27:55.180 go too far into it, but like that's different than like the loud, Hey guys, what's up? Here's why I'm
00:28:01.240 a girl and everyone should accept that. It's a different lane, you know? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's not
00:28:06.000 exactly good. There was a, when you were telling me, this is what most of the cases are, right? Yeah.
00:28:10.540 Like the, the, the random, uh, trans person who's talk people, the tick tock one who goes viral.
00:28:16.180 Cause it's like, you thought I was a girl or like, you know, they play, like they actually look like
00:28:21.280 what they're trying to be, uh, more, the vast majority are this, this type where it's like an
00:28:27.100 ugly, sad, uh, you know, overweight, not traditionally attractive, asymmetrical face type stuff.
00:28:34.380 So that's kind of the, where most go. Yeah. And this could be, uh, presented to people
00:28:41.060 or to children or to not about children. Cause I don't want to introduce children to these things,
00:28:46.300 but everyone's presenting the trans agenda, the LGBT, the drag Queens to kids. And I think if you
00:28:54.000 presented this as well, or if they saw this, or if people saw this, everyone would hesitate to
00:29:00.800 really keep pushing it on the kids. I think so too. Yeah. There's like a way around that where
00:29:06.220 it's like for everything they're doing, we can kind of do our own version that shows the problems.
00:29:10.400 Well, there's, there's, that kind of reminds me, there's three people, right? Three types of this.
00:29:16.260 And this is very broad. The one, the trans person who looks like they tried to, you know, and maybe
00:29:22.440 got good. And it was like a feminine guy and it worked out for him as you know, worked out. And then
00:29:28.560 they're promoting it. Right. Then there's the Chloe Cole who got pushed into having a surgery
00:29:34.840 and like thought they were trans when they were a kid and de-transitioned and is acting out against
00:29:41.020 it now. Right. Two extreme ends of the spectrum. And then there's this kind of in the middle,
00:29:45.580 a sad, unsure of themselves person. That's like socially awkward and like got directed to this
00:29:52.400 somehow. Yeah. Right. So it's like, none of them are good. Right. Yeah. It's kind of like really
00:29:58.500 weird. Uh, none of them are good. And this is just like one of those kind of red pills. You know
00:30:03.480 what I mean? You see this and you go, Oh yeah, there's an extremely dark side. We can package that
00:30:07.760 correctly and deliver it to the masses. And then people will go, Hmm, there's more to the trans drag
00:30:15.220 queen LGBT stuff than what they're saying all the good things. And it's funny because, um, this is
00:30:22.240 kind of like a warning. Right. And I was having a conversation with you off screen that I thought
00:30:26.760 would be a hilarious, like skit, like Babylon B type, uh, skit, which is, we were talking about
00:30:32.520 like, when would you bring your kid to a drag show? Or when would you show your kid, you know,
00:30:37.900 this kind of stuff? And it's like, this would be an example. Like you really don't want to end up
00:30:41.980 like that. Do you Johnny? Right. Um, and so another example I thought is like, well,
00:30:46.780 when would you bring a kid to a drag show? And then I thought of this like kind of beyond scared
00:30:51.320 straight situation where you take your kids to a drag show to show them how pathetic it is.
00:30:56.740 Um, maybe this could be you if you don't do your homework and we've both talked about this and like
00:31:02.460 our parents kind of use this as a technique, like, Oh, you don't want to be working out in the hot sun,
00:31:06.280 like focus on school, go, you know, uh, do a professional degree or something.
00:31:11.480 You know? Um, and so this would be a similar thing. Like you see, Hey Johnny, you see that?
00:31:18.540 Yeah. Everyone has to pretend that it's good. They pretend this person's attractive and a big star,
00:31:23.860 the dancing and the lip singing, they all have to act and then look at him walk around the room
00:31:28.160 for dollars. He's going to dress like a girl and he collects dollars. It's pathetic. Johnny
00:31:32.700 don't see. All right. We've seen enough. Let's get out of here. But like beyond scared straight,
00:31:36.680 like drag horror, you know, we'll take the kid to the drag show. Yeah. We'll show him
00:31:40.960 and we'll roast the drag queen. Look at this performance, Johnny. He's not even singing
00:31:44.740 and he collected $6. Johnny, that was $6. He's wearing mom's clothes. And he had to shame
00:31:49.740 someone to get that money. Uh, and then also it's like, Johnny, you hear that Aretha Franklin
00:31:54.180 song? That's every week. They do that every week. He just mouths the words, Johnny. Everyone
00:32:00.280 pretends and they clap and they act like something was accomplished, but no, they just got drunk on
00:32:05.100 mimosas and had brunch. It's pathetic. That's a good idea. That would work on my kid. Yeah. Um,
00:32:12.280 beyond scared, straight drag, trans. We need categories for all of them. All the pitfalls
00:32:16.440 beyond scared, straight fentanyl. Look at this street rat. Just go. Yeah. He stole all the meat.
00:32:22.020 Never do any drugs, Johnny. Yeah. Uh, next, uh, we're still on cringe. Trans swimmer is losing all the
00:32:28.960 races. Yeah. Um, we heard from, this was a lot of callbacks this week, but a transgender male
00:32:35.520 swimmer struggling against new competition after earning all American honors as a female.
00:32:39.340 So it's a woman who was an all American swimmer and then she's becoming a man. And now she's at
00:32:44.180 the bottom of the barrel. And we've talked about this person during the Leah Thomas heyday when all
00:32:47.840 that was going on, because this was also an Ivy leaguer. I think it's Yale or yeah, I think it's Yale.
00:32:53.420 Isn't that what Leah Thomas was? Leah Thomas was Penn and the reverse gender. So, um,
00:32:58.960 this is the gender that you lose when you go to the other one. So it doesn't get as much press.
00:33:03.440 Uh, but my, the funny part is this was, this article we're reading is from the New York post,
00:33:08.520 but it was from an op-ed that was published in the New York times by this trans swimmer.
00:33:12.900 So it's like, Hey, you want to do an op-ed in the New York times? Like how we were talking
00:33:16.260 last week about privilege and whatever. So crazy. Um, and so, and then she's been getting smoked too.
00:33:23.480 There was races where she finished as an 81 person race and she finished like 79th, 79th.
00:33:28.960 Uh, she finished in 79th place out of 83. And then the people that she beat were, um,
00:33:37.400 here, let me find the paragraph. The four people to finish behind Hennig, according to Outkick,
00:33:41.700 were a swimmer born without a left arm and three others who specialize in the breaststroke.
00:33:47.740 So it was like three people who don't do that swim. And then a guy with one arm.
00:33:51.800 So that's who she beat.
00:33:53.460 She used to be a champion. He used to be an all American. Why are you doing this?
00:33:56.340 Yeah, exactly.
00:33:57.280 Why are you doing this?
00:33:57.720 Exactly. And then it goes on to say another one, uh, his 400 yard freestyle relay finished
00:34:02.500 in last place out of five teams. And his swim time was the slowest of all swimmers in that race.
00:34:06.620 So she's getting smoked, trying to be a manlet.
00:34:09.400 Should we just cut her from the team?
00:34:11.900 Uh, we don't have, we aren't on the team. We can't do that.
00:34:14.400 Oh yeah. That's not, that's not my decision.
00:34:16.920 That's above our pay grade. I was like, let's just cut her, but I have nothing to do with Yale
00:34:20.280 swimming. Unfortunately. Um, and then like the entire thesis of it, of this op-ed was I believe
00:34:25.640 that when trans athletes win, we deserve to be celebrated just as cis athletes are. We are not
00:34:29.940 cheating by pursuing our true selves. We have not forsaken our legitimacy, blah, blah, blah. So it's
00:34:34.680 like the whole op-ed is I'm trans. I'm doing this. You shouldn't criticize this. It's like asking the
00:34:40.660 clowns, which show at the circus should start? Like what should we start with? I don't know.
00:34:44.840 Honk, honk. I don't know. The clowns probably. Tell me when you need me. Yeah. Yeah. So it's
00:34:49.820 just a whole weird situation where New York times loves it. New York times loves it. They're busy
00:34:54.940 writing articles about that. Yeah. No betting, nothing to bet. If it was the other way, I would
00:34:59.880 say, Oh, I know who to bet on make money like Leah Thomas. It's reverse betting. And it's, it's never
00:35:05.200 the same men versus women swimming growing up. I may have told the story, maybe in bonus land,
00:35:09.700 but growing up, I was in high school and I was a large fellow. I was a football player getting
00:35:14.680 recruited for college. So I was a large fellow. Uh, why are you saying was I was waiting for
00:35:23.560 you to light me up. Um, so I was like a junior in high school before the summer and I had to
00:35:28.600 apply to my, to colleges. And my sister was like, uh, as a swimmer, she on the swim team,
00:35:34.540 very good swimmer. And she said, let's race right now. And if you lose, you have to write
00:35:39.720 your college application today. And if you win, I'll severely help you with it. Okay.
00:35:47.020 I'm not going to incriminate myself. It's not like she said, I'll do it for you. Uh, but it was
00:35:52.680 pretty close. Uh, and then I just smoked her. I jumped off the edge. I just went like did three
00:35:58.820 strokes, got to the end and hit it. And she was a girl. I beat her by half the pool and I was like
00:36:03.060 290 pounds and she was like a swimmer girl in good shape. And I just smoked her. It wasn't even
00:36:07.820 close. Yeah. People forget that like launch off into the pool makes a big difference. That
00:36:12.660 I'll race you to there and you're a girl. I'm like, okay. I jumped in and just like half the pool's
00:36:19.360 done. She should have, she should have made it a 10 lap race. If she was smart, she would have made
00:36:23.600 it a 10 lap race and smoked you. Yeah, exactly. So that's how it goes. I have firsthand experience.
00:36:29.020 I'm a swimmer. I have a swimmer's body. Yep. Moving on swimming, manatee, manatees are
00:36:35.740 swimmers. They move. Yeah. Um, hippos move. Hippos move too. Yep. So no doubt there's
00:36:41.520 swimmers out there like me. Um, there's a Admiral Levine interview. Um, sorry, I missed that
00:36:48.140 one. It's all right. Let's give it a rip. Admiral Levine's breaking glass ceilings. Um, March
00:36:53.700 is women's history month, which is why we're all here. And you know, you are a pioneer and have
00:36:57.600 smashed many glass ceilings. What does that mean to you? And what does it mean to have
00:37:01.360 women's history month to be celebrated in this way? Well, thank you for that question. And
00:37:05.920 thank you for your kind comments. You know, I think women's history month is an opportunity
00:37:10.280 for women to support each other. I think that we need to work to empower each other and, and
00:37:16.240 uh, to provide, um, mentorship and an opportunity for success. So if someone opens the door, I love
00:37:23.600 Levine. I love the Admiral, the good old Admiral smashing glass ceilings, glass ceilings. Yeah.
00:37:29.440 Uh, you know, isn't glass ceiling, not even hard to smash. Yeah. Isn't glass clear. And it's like a
00:37:35.780 little bit, a little bit of resistance. Then you go right through it. Yeah. Glass. You drop it from a
00:37:40.040 waist high and it brat. It breaks like a BB gun. Anything can break glass. Uh, it's not like a cement
00:37:47.120 ceiling. It's not a steel ceiling. People break through it all the time. I don't, I don't even get it.
00:37:51.540 I don't even, I think it's almost more insulting to women to say, Oh, the glass ceiling is keeping
00:37:55.500 you in. You guys can't even break glass. Yeah. It's like, well, no weak upper body strength,
00:38:00.080 Rachel Levine, good upper body strength, boom, punch through the glass.
00:38:04.080 Sending in a hitter to break that ceiling for all the other girls.
00:38:06.220 And here's also the thing. It's like, I love how they're talking about women's history month
00:38:09.760 marches, women's history month. Aren't you ready for it? You're a woman, right? Uh, Admiral Levine,
00:38:15.260 the good Admiral, uh, became trans in 2011. So this is a 65 year old person, I believe 65 year
00:38:23.580 old man. Yeah. Um, so did like 50 plus years as a, as a man. So basically got to almost retirement
00:38:29.660 age as a man and then decided to shatter some glass ceilings. Right. Now it's time to help the
00:38:34.540 ladies out. Yeah. So, uh, clown world Hong Kong. Welcome. Love Levine. Love the Admiral. We need to
00:38:41.420 get her. I might get a picture of her and just put it on the wall. Yeah. In the Admiral outfit too.
00:38:45.480 And like salute it in the morning. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, good idea. I live like that. Um,
00:38:50.360 all right. Last couple of things of cringe, uh, Jordan Peterson drip. I'm just going to say it.
00:38:56.980 I'm a fan of Jordan Peterson. I like the guy. My bed's a mess. I don't, I don't clean my room or
00:39:03.820 whatever his thing is. My bed's not made. So get it all out now. Yeah. That being said,
00:39:10.160 a lot of these outfits don't look good. This is, I think the schnozberries taste like schnozberries
00:39:16.900 guy wore the same fit, you know? Yeah. Commercial. Yeah. Schnozberries. Um, yeah, I think he's
00:39:23.000 on tilt. He's a little on tilt. He's like, there's something going on with him. I like Jordan
00:39:27.480 Peterson too. I like, I think he's great for like those entry level, like, you know, young
00:39:31.920 men. And there's a reason they want him gone and dead and Canada's trying to like strip him
00:39:36.860 of all his stuff. But, um, I think he's on tilt. He's a little on tilt. Remember he was
00:39:41.640 like doing the anonymous trolls stuff on Twitter. He's like, show your face, coward. And like
00:39:47.100 stuff like that, like people on Twitter, like people have the right to be anonymous. They
00:39:50.560 don't, they can have an opinion that's anonymous. Like they don't need to put their face out
00:39:53.720 there. It's like if someone with an anonymous account says the N word or something about
00:39:57.280 Jews, it's like, show your face. Who cares? Let it ride. Let people do whatever. It's
00:40:03.360 like, you know, like it's an anonymous person who was just trying to make people mad. He
00:40:07.980 had the one outfit where it was two different colors. It was like two suits, two different
00:40:12.040 color suits. Yeah. Joker, Joker shit vertically. Don't, don't go as good like that. Yeah.
00:40:18.840 I don't like that. It's like, don't go as good like that. Yeah. This is, you're becoming
00:40:24.460 like, uh, I don't know, like Spike Lee or something. And it's like, you should, you're, you're Spike
00:40:29.440 Lee courtside at the Knicks game when you should be like old season professor, elbow
00:40:33.180 patches and like sticking to your roots is what I would say. Tweed. Tweed. Tweed all
00:40:37.280 day. Tweed. Herringbone. It's winter. Stick with Tweed. Yeah. I don't like the socks. I
00:40:42.280 don't like the pants that go up that much. And then with the little sneaker shoes. I think
00:40:46.100 if you just meet him and you go, Hey, nice to meet you. Oh, I'm so-and-so. Oh, nice
00:40:49.500 to meet you. And then you see his outfit and you have to say like, what's with the suit?
00:40:53.260 Is this a bit? Are we doing a bit? What's the costume? I think you call it a costume.
00:40:57.220 Yeah. I think it qualifies. Respectfully. What's the costume about? Yeah. That's how
00:41:02.400 you leave it. Um, all right. Just had to get that on the, on the, on the record that I
00:41:07.040 don't support the drip and I don't think it's trending in a good direction. Yeah. Once
00:41:10.880 we saw the vertical two different color suits, that was bad. That was a red flag. Everyone's
00:41:15.640 siren should have been going off. Mine were. And now we're seeing this. What's next going
00:41:20.280 to be? Yeah. Naked. Not good. Whatever. We'll be, we'll be watching closely though. We'll
00:41:25.500 be watching very closely. Um, all right, next, this is a quick one. Cringe of the week. Uh,
00:41:30.400 this guy doing bear crawls. It is important to not forget that you are an animal. We are
00:41:36.840 right here. That's the cringe of the week. That's the cringe of the week. He's monkey
00:41:41.560 walking, monkey walking like that. That's cringe dog. All right. Yeah. You can go further
00:41:45.940 than me. Yeah. I can't do the bear crawls. I actually watched this video all the way.
00:41:49.660 Do you want to hear my, my take? Yeah. Well, this guy goes hard. He goes too crazy. He does
00:41:53.880 the Tarzan walk and he climbs trees. Right. And he goes, all right, I'm going to do a Tarzan
00:41:58.620 class for these people. And he wakes up in a hammock. He does all this stuff to say he's
00:42:02.960 a monkey. Um, and it's all this stuff to say he's a monkey. Yeah. And like, it's okay.
00:42:08.780 If you want to do an alternate fitness thing where it's like climbing related, right? Like
00:42:12.460 that could be good. You, you want some forearm strength. You want some upper body strength,
00:42:15.560 whatever. But then there's a part here. I decided to teach Tarzan classes because you
00:42:23.540 don't need the monkey sounds. You can do kind of like an alternate fitness thing and be like,
00:42:28.360 yeah, we're working on our forearms and our, we're walking on our hands and the rings and
00:42:31.660 climb the trees. You don't go full monkey. You don't need the monkey sounds. So that's all
00:42:36.140 I'll say. Smart. That's it. You know, good to get that on the record. Yeah. Um, all right.
00:42:41.740 We're at a cringe of the week and we're moving on to urban decay section. We have a special guest
00:42:45.700 for urban decay coming up in a few, uh, in a few clips. Uh, it's really eyeopening stuff,
00:42:51.140 but before we get there, Dana White slapped his wife. Yeah. Let's roll the clip. She, she
00:42:57.160 whacks him. He whacks back. There's a little scuffle. They're probably drunk, right? Probably
00:43:04.980 drunk. Lost your cool. Uh, hit him. He did a good job of not going viral for this.
00:43:11.440 You'd think if a guy slapped his wife, it would be every everywhere. He somehow got out of this
00:43:18.240 and it only went viral in like certain communities, UFC a little bit on Instagram. Like he did
00:43:24.040 somehow a great job of keeping that from going everywhere 24 seven. I don't know. I don't know
00:43:29.480 how he did it. Well, I think when you're not cancelable, there's a little less motivation
00:43:34.360 from those left wingers to kind of spread that. They won't even go for you. Yeah. It's like,
00:43:38.520 well, what are we going to do? Who are we going to talk to? Uh, everything's pay-per-view. People
00:43:42.480 just give their money right to the UFC. Okay. Yeah. Let's go cancel. Let's go bully someone
00:43:46.900 else. Yeah. That's a good point. That's a big portion of it. So what about, where do you stand
00:43:50.580 on the slapping of women or retaliation against women? Yeah. So when it comes to this and let us
00:43:56.480 know in the comments, what you guys think, if it's ever okay to hit a lady, there's a lot
00:43:59.980 of on the internet. That's the, the main phrase from a lot of men is equal rights, equal
00:44:04.480 lefts. Yeah. That's their little phrase that they do. How do you feel? I don't buy into
00:44:09.180 it fully. I don't buy into it all the way at all. I am on the, in the camp of you never
00:44:14.700 hit a woman, no matter what, even if she's hitting you, you never hit a woman, no matter
00:44:18.540 what your wife, you never hit your wife, no matter what my dad taught me that at a young
00:44:22.860 age, you never hit a girl, no matter what. And that's kind of just like the advice I got
00:44:28.900 and it's true. And my dad's a G, so I'm going to keep listening to him forever. Yeah. Uh,
00:44:34.000 yeah. You never, you never hit a girl, no matter what, if she's hitting you a million
00:44:37.200 times, get away, restrain her, put something in between you two, but there's never a need
00:44:43.040 for you to hit a girl unless I'm a huge proponent. Unless she's like holding people hostage with
00:44:48.620 a gun and it's like a, you know, like a, some sort of snake, not snakes on a plane. Like
00:44:52.620 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. If she's got, if she's got like a demonic plan that she's putting
00:44:56.260 into action, of course, that's a different level. Yeah. That's like he killed a person.
00:44:59.680 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there's the whole Bill Burr famous Bill Burr bit where he goes, there's
00:45:03.780 never a reason to hit a woman. He's like, well, I can come up with a few. Yeah. If there's
00:45:09.720 a person who has like 10 hostages and a gun and you get up and you untied your ropes and
00:45:14.840 then you can, yeah, I would. But if it's like a domestic situation where it's your wife and
00:45:19.120 you're drunk and you're fighting, you're never going to see me hit anybody. I'm a big proponent
00:45:22.920 of restrain and deescalate. Um, but you know, I, I've seen a lot of these videos where those
00:45:29.900 kind of online commenters are talking about what I'm, what I said, equal rights and equal
00:45:33.640 lefts where a guy will eat like 20, like he'll eat like 20 little girl punches and then he'll
00:45:40.840 go boom and knock the girl out. And it's like, that's not cool. That's disproportionate force.
00:45:46.580 Um, and that's crazy, you know? So I don't know. Don't hit women in general. Uh, don't
00:45:52.720 hit women. Fleck a stamp of approval. Like that's some really radical thing that we had
00:45:58.100 to discuss. Yeah. Um, but yeah, you know, this Dana White one didn't seem that serious
00:46:02.120 to me. It seemed like a drunk little tussle. Exactly. They're in a nightclub with his wife.
00:46:06.780 It's just like, she hits, she hits you. Just go to your goon and say, take her home.
00:46:11.440 Yeah. Get her your goon. Put her in the SUV. Put her in the SUV. Ship her home. Get her
00:46:17.040 home. And you drop her home. You say, take her home. Yep. You use home. You embarrass
00:46:20.820 me. I'm trying to build an empire. You're embarrassing me. Fredo, take her home. This
00:46:25.420 is the same kind of thing though. Like the, there's nobody to cancel. Like calling Matt
00:46:29.800 Walsh transphobe of the year is funny. It's better for him. It looks funny. You know? Um, it's
00:46:35.340 not like, you know, doing any damage. So yeah, no damage done somehow. Yeah.
00:46:41.800 Good PR team. Yeah. Great PR team. All right. Next we have. And I like Dana White. I like
00:46:45.840 Dana White too. I'm sad to see this. I love Dana White. He's a great guy. Stood by Trump.
00:46:49.740 Loyal. Uh, he's friends with the Steve Will Do It and Elk Boys type of guys. He seems just
00:46:53.860 like a cool down to earth guy, right? A little bit of wife hitting. Little bit. Little bit.
00:46:58.240 She's like a tiny lady too. So it's like, not like it hurt. Yeah. But do you maybe catch
00:47:02.460 the punch and then you get your goon, take her home. Uh, in a movie, in a cool movie
00:47:08.800 world, that's what you do. Yeah. Put her in the straight jacket, tie her up, take her
00:47:13.220 home. Um, all right. Next. The bottomizer, you know, and if it was JFK's family, it was
00:47:19.060 JFK in 1961. It's like, let's just dig around that brain, dig around the brain, make her a
00:47:23.520 Zambie. Yep. Um, all right. Next. The girls stealing from TJ Maxx. I knew it. I knew they
00:47:31.040 were going to steal the stuff. I knew they were going to. So yeah, they took the entire
00:47:36.240 rack of clothes, all different sizes. Like they weren't exactly shopping. Young ladies
00:47:42.740 with all this stuff. And they just walk out. Good for them. That's how it is. And they
00:47:52.620 load up. And they go, oh, is someone watching us? Oh, we're facing a little resistance. You
00:47:57.740 know? Leave me alone. Stop filming me. Stop filming me. You can't follow a woman. I, yeah,
00:48:02.620 let me steal in peace. You know. Look at this little gang. Why are you doing this?
00:48:07.940 Huh? Why are you doing this?
00:48:12.740 And she's from some other country. So she must be like, America's sweet. You just walk
00:48:16.300 in, take what you want. No one even knocks on your door saying, Hey, where'd all that
00:48:19.680 stuff go? You just go. She's covering it. I'm just waiting for them to leave. They got
00:48:26.220 to get. I'm just waiting for them to leave so I can document their license plates. So
00:48:30.580 this can end up in a police report that gets buried on some cop's desk and never opened
00:48:35.180 again. You know, like that's the part. It's like you had the chance to stop this cart.
00:48:39.280 Yeah. You could have gone in, stopped the cart, grabbed it and impeded them. Instead,
00:48:43.740 you go, let me get the license plate. Nobody ever follows up and they do it again next week.
00:48:47.300 Yeah, exactly. Which is, brings us to our special guests. We have a special guest coming on the
00:48:53.700 show. His name is Joe. I don't know how to describe him. I guess he's a loss prevention enthusiast.
00:49:00.140 Yeah. He's kind of a, uh, a loss prevention hobbyist enthusiast. Uh, he's in it for the
00:49:06.480 love of the game. He doesn't take a salary, but he helps out a local grocery store in Bellevue,
00:49:10.660 Washington. Yep. Um, they call him Batman. They call him Batman. The, the hobos call him the hero,
00:49:16.240 like in a derogatory way. He's the hero, uh, like, Oh, don't try to be a hero. Um, so he impedes,
00:49:22.660 he stops. He, uh, is fighting the gorilla warfare on the ground. Yep. So we're going to give him a call.
00:49:28.000 He has some stories for us that are very insightful. It's not just people stealing the
00:49:32.900 stuff and then using it or whatever. There's actually a black market that not everyone knows
00:49:38.160 about. We're going to get a, get him on the line and we are going to go a little deeper into what's
00:49:43.500 really going on with all this looting. All right. Joining us now is Joe, um, the loss prevention
00:49:48.880 enthusiast. Joe, how's it going? Oh, pretty good. Good. Thank you for coming on. Uh, tell us what's
00:49:54.480 going on, uh, where you're at in Washington and kind of what you're seeing on the day to
00:49:58.460 day. Okay. Yeah. So I'm in Bellevue, Washington. It's, uh, considered probably the nicest city,
00:50:04.880 uh, in the whole state. Uh, there's a lot of, a lot of big money here. You know, we have
00:50:10.280 Microsoft, we have T-Mobile, we have SpaceX, um, Boeing all in this general area, you know,
00:50:17.480 Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos, Olivia. Uh, so it's, it's, you know, supposed to be the nicest and
00:50:23.420 has been the nicest, uh, city in, in the state really for quite a while. Um, it's slowly beginning
00:50:31.140 to, uh, go downhill. Um, a lot of it is overflow from the Seattle problems we have. And, uh, what
00:50:40.740 I, what I specifically kind of what we're talking about today is just retail theft and, uh,
00:50:47.460 a lot of the drug problems that fuel it. Um, and it's really just happening at it like
00:50:54.360 local Fred Meyer, you know, and just, it's crazy what's going, what's going on.
00:50:59.600 Yeah, definitely. And then when it comes to the, the looting and the theft, the retail theft,
00:51:04.840 there's more to it than just people stealing what they want and, you know, using it afterwards.
00:51:09.700 What's, what's kind of like the black market, uh, what's really going on with the black market
00:51:13.720 there? Yeah. So we have a lot of guys that'll come, uh, come over on the public transit from
00:51:18.900 Seattle. They'll come and they'll do multiple runs a day. They'll load up on, uh, easily
00:51:25.320 resellable goods, um, like tide pods, detergent, uh, frozen meats, shrimp, uh, fresh beef cuts
00:51:33.760 and things like that. And, uh, you know, cases of beer, they'll take it and go straight back
00:51:39.180 over to Seattle and they'll sell it in, uh, the Chinatown district, or they'll go to third
00:51:44.120 and downtown. And it's just like an open, open black market for groceries.
00:51:50.420 Is that exchange that they're doing? Um, is it people buying it with money or there's,
00:51:55.360 I think you mentioned to me before about there's drugs as well involved. How does that work?
00:51:59.620 Most of the time it's a, it's a market and their currency is fentanyl pills.
00:52:03.500 Interesting. So the, the addicted person will go in, steal stuff, come back to the market,
00:52:08.800 get paid in fentanyl. Exactly. So that's the whole reason that like they'd rather get fentanyl
00:52:15.120 than money. So they take the, they take the goods, they go to Seattle and they'll get traded
00:52:20.440 fentanyl pills for it. And this is organized then this is very organized. Yeah. Yeah. And
00:52:27.280 then who are some of the buyers and what are, what are their motivations? So you have a
00:52:32.280 lot of the food truck people, um, specifically like Mexican food trucks. Uh, they'll buy a
00:52:37.960 lot of the beef cuts and the shrimp for, for pennies on the dollar. Um, and they'll pay
00:52:44.440 with either cash or fentanyl pills. A lot of it goes actually to Mexico. You have, uh, a
00:52:51.580 lot of people buying it and they end up shipping it, uh, via multiple ways. They'll ship a UPS
00:52:56.880 or, or, or FedEx. And they have these accounts, um, that if you ship a certain volume per,
00:53:03.560 per month or per year, you get significant discounts. So, uh, if you, if you ship a certain
00:53:09.180 way, you're able to get almost like up to 80% off. So they ship tons of goods down to
00:53:14.280 Mexico for very cheap. They'll get, they'll find a big truck, you know, semi truck that's
00:53:19.000 empty going back to Mexico and they'll show, they'll, they'll load pallets up with, with
00:53:22.800 goods. And that's why you can go down to Mexico and you can buy, uh, Fred Meyer branded detergent
00:53:27.400 on the street down there or in, or in shops down in Mexico. Wow. Yeah. So they're, so
00:53:34.080 they're fully sending people in who are addicted to drugs. They'll steal the products. Uh, they'll
00:53:39.620 pay them in fentanyl pills. Then they'll load those products up onto a truck or use, um, American
00:53:45.460 shipping companies, ship it to Mexico and then sell them on the streets or in the stores
00:53:49.460 there. Exactly. And that's, that's the whole region. If anybody can go to Mexico and you can
00:53:54.620 go to the shops down there and, and you can see for yourself, you have a ton of Mexican or a ton
00:53:59.300 of American goods, uh, you know, label with, you know, sometimes the stores have exclusively
00:54:04.540 found it like Fred Meyer stickers on there or something like that. Uh, you'll find that down
00:54:09.240 there. Wow. Wow. Uh, when it comes to this black market, what are some other things that
00:54:14.560 people don't realize is going on? Uh, well, a lot of, so, so a lot of the, a lot of times
00:54:24.360 people will just go in and take what they want, um, and leave the store. Right. But, uh, other
00:54:31.180 times, um, receipts is a big thing. So, so say I go shopping at Fred Meyer and I get my, uh,
00:54:37.840 monthly, uh, groceries, detergent, uh, maybe some glassware, kitchenware, things like that.
00:54:46.340 Um, and I, you know, a lot of times I'll take my receipt and as I'm walking out the door, you
00:54:51.740 know, I don't want to, I don't want to mess with the receipts. I'll just throw it in the
00:54:54.000 garbage. Right. Uh, most, most shoppers, a lot of shoppers do that. And if you have paid
00:54:59.100 with cash or a debit card, um, you know, these, these guys will go and dumpster dive for these,
00:55:05.260 for the beats. And, uh, they, like I've seen them take the whole, they just run up to the
00:55:11.800 front of the store. They grab the whole trash bag and they leave and they go sort through
00:55:15.480 it, find receipts. They'll, they'll get that receipt. They'll go in the store. They'll load
00:55:19.900 up all the exact same things on there and they'll go and, uh, straight to customer service, return
00:55:26.200 it all and get cash for it. And that's another way that they can then get fentanyl is they
00:55:30.340 just make a cash purchase for fentanyl. Wow. And how, and so a store is like the one
00:55:35.240 that you have been mentioning, how much are they losing? Do you know, ballpark numbers
00:55:40.380 wise, how much they're losing? I heard, uh, the loss prevention, um, had mentioned, uh,
00:55:45.540 at one of their worst stores in Renton, Washington, they're, they're losing like 35, $45,000, uh,
00:55:52.520 a day. A 35 to $40,000 a day. Wow.
00:55:58.220 Yeah. That's the number that I was given. And, and I'm not surprised by that, you know, just,
00:56:02.440 just from my, uh, you know, activities of, you know, whenever I go shopping, I, I just
00:56:08.360 kind of hang out, you know, and a little bit longer and watch these people and see, you
00:56:13.520 know, stealing stuff. Uh, you know, I guess it's super concerning to me and I trying to
00:56:19.240 figure out a solution to it just from the activities that I've done. I prevent easily
00:56:24.080 like two, three, $4,000 of theft, just, just in the short amount of time that I'm there,
00:56:30.000 you know, maybe two hours and I can stop $3,000 of stuff going out the door. And that's just
00:56:35.140 what I can catch. You know, it's, it's, it's crazy. And that's not, that's just in the Bellevue
00:56:41.400 store, you know?
00:56:43.120 Wow. And there was an example that a rap boy told me about, about the meat cart, like thousands,
00:56:48.220 over a thousand dollars of meat.
00:56:49.660 Yeah. Yeah. There's this one guy, he walks in, uh, just wearing a big puffy jacket. That's
00:56:55.240 all he had. He takes a cart in, um, about an hour later, 45 minutes later, he's, uh, he's
00:57:03.000 rolling. He goes through the self checkout, buys a, an energy drink and a water. And, uh,
00:57:08.600 and this is what they do. They, they hold the, they hold the receipt in their hand with like
00:57:12.680 a water or something they buy out and out in the open to make it look like, oh, here, here's
00:57:17.360 my purchase. You know, I'm, I'm legit. I'm walking out the door with my, my receipt is
00:57:21.560 in my hand, you know? And they all do that. Right. They even do it with the old receipts
00:57:26.420 like, oh, this is my receipt. And, uh, and so, but the difference is this guy, he had
00:57:33.280 like three full, like black bags full of stuff. Right. And so I, I kind of, I confront him
00:57:42.620 and I was like, Hey, uh, you didn't have these black garbage bags when you walked in. I
00:57:47.140 know, I noticed you just have the two items on your receipt. Um, he's like, oh, I had
00:57:52.060 this stuff. This is my stuff. And I, I, I felt like reached down to touch one of the
00:57:57.460 black bags and it was cold. Right. So I knew immediately it was, it was, it was meat or
00:58:01.740 something. So I, I just, I just took that bag off. I ripped it open. Meat just spills
00:58:07.260 out everywhere. T-bone steaks. All of it were just T-bone steaks. There was like, yeah,
00:58:14.620 $1,300 worth of T-bone steaks, frozen shrimp, beef jerky in those bags. Wow. And he was
00:58:21.460 just going to walk out and sell that to whoever and then to a food truck for fentanyl. Oh
00:58:26.400 yeah. Yeah. A food truck or, or Mexican restaurant, you know, anybody you can sell it to. Wow.
00:58:32.720 That's crazy. All of that in probably an hour. Wow. So that's like good money for them
00:58:38.940 too. And it's a lot of product, you know, say he sells it for a quarter of the price
00:58:45.480 or an eighth of the price. I mean, he's got a few hundred bucks. Wow. That'll buy him
00:58:51.120 enough fentanyl pills for the next, you know, several weeks. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So the
00:58:56.140 big takeaway, I guess, is it's not just people going in, taking what they want and then just
00:59:01.400 eating it themselves or drinking it themselves. This is a full organized black market business.
00:59:06.620 They're palleting this stuff up, they're shipping it everywhere and they're getting paid in
00:59:10.760 drugs. Yeah, absolutely. Or it's, or it's a lot of local consumers. Like they'll post
00:59:15.880 a lot of it on OfferUp or Facebook Marketplace as well. And, uh, and the people, and you know,
00:59:22.400 people who go on there and they, they buy from these people, they have to know that it's stolen,
00:59:27.020 right? There's no way you don't meet up with like one of these crash heads, right? It's
00:59:31.320 selling bottles, 10, 10 packages of Tide Pods and be like, Oh, this is legit, right?
00:59:37.080 Of course.
00:59:38.480 Very obviously stolen and being reselling. I mean, the correct term I believe is boost is
00:59:44.040 called boosting it, right? Boosting. And then the people who pay the price,
00:59:47.700 we already have inflation we're dealing with. Now we have stores like this that are losing
00:59:51.900 tens of thousands of dollars a day. The people paying the price, it goes back to the consumers,
00:59:56.480 the regular good, normal people who are buying.
00:59:58.380 Yeah, exactly.
01:00:00.880 Wow. Very cool. Well, Joe, thank you for coming on and thank you for taking a stand to, um,
01:00:06.200 your loss prevention enthusiast is a good way to put it. You do it for the love of the game. Uh,
01:00:12.180 but it's good to have people like you out there because that's what we need more of. We're not
01:00:15.980 getting help from our government or the police it looks like. So I think standing up for your local
01:00:21.240 grocery store is an admirable move. So thank you for that. We're going to send you a base mug.
01:00:25.320 Um, we might work more with him in the future. Yeah. We, yeah, we might reach out to you in the
01:00:30.240 future and do more interviews or do some sting operations or something. We'd like to put an
01:00:34.320 air tag. Yeah. We'd love to put like an air tag on some of these products and see it go all the
01:00:38.860 way to Mexico and kind of follow it the whole way. Exactly. That's, that's an idea that I've had
01:00:43.620 and I really want, I want to follow through on that for sure. Cool. Let's do it. Thank you,
01:00:47.540 Joe. Thank you for coming on. We appreciate it. Yeah. Thanks for having me. All right. Bye.
01:00:50.980 All right. So Joe, great guy. We couldn't even go into it, uh, to a lot of the stuff that he really
01:00:57.460 does. Um, cause we wanted him to just kind of paint a broad stroke. But the main takeaway of this is
01:01:02.560 street, uh, street rat, drug addicted fentanyl zombies are coming for grocery stores throats.
01:01:09.260 Like this is not like, Oh, he, he, I, a T bone went missing in my pants. This is, I'm trying to find a
01:01:14.780 receipt for $1,200. And then I'm going to use that receipt three times over the course of the day and just get
01:01:20.060 walk out of there with cash, you know? Yeah. It's like insane. And then the people who enable
01:01:24.880 it, the Mexican food trucks, like he was talking about crappy cutting corners, restaurants who
01:01:30.080 probably have a C rating on cleanliness anyway, are now buying meat product. That's been unrefrigerated
01:01:36.340 in the care of a fentanyl addicted street rat for several hours. And so that's what they're serving
01:01:41.380 up on that. Oh, I love taco Tuesday. And then there's people above them, above the street rats who
01:01:46.660 are saying, Hey, street rats, bring me steaks, bring me Tide pods, bring me clean products,
01:01:51.340 everything. And then we'll pay you in pills, fentanyl pills. And then we're going to send
01:01:56.940 that either locally and sell it, or we're going to send it on a truck to Mexico and like have a store
01:02:02.680 in Mexico that's selling these American products. Exactly. And so a fentanyl pill that costs $5 to an
01:02:09.600 consumer probably costs five cents for a cartel or a manufacturer. Right. Yeah. And so they're
01:02:15.940 taking that five cents and they're bringing it because you're addicted. We can get $20 worth of
01:02:21.880 retail stuff. And we'll say here, it's a $5 fentanyl. It's that's what you get. And so it's
01:02:27.020 like $20 of us retail stuff goes out the door for five cents that a Mexican cartel member, you know
01:02:32.900 what I mean? He's for it. Exactly. So the whole business. And so it's just sickening, right? And
01:02:38.220 this, the costs are obviously passed on to the consumer. We're already getting smoked. The police
01:02:43.620 and, you know, general stores, inability to do anything about this is definitely getting passed
01:02:47.860 on to us. And it's, you know, sickening basically. Yeah. And this is, this is not just happening in
01:02:52.980 Seattle. It's happening in Portland. It's happening in San Francisco, Chicago, New York, anywhere you know.
01:02:59.000 And whenever you complain about it, now we see on the next door app, when you complain
01:03:02.760 about it. Now, instead of saying, oh, it's a problem. You're right. This is so bad. They're
01:03:08.040 saying, hey, let's not be disparaging to the homeless people. Yeah. So this is our next story.
01:03:13.800 Next door rolls out prompt to prevent post disparaging the homeless. It directs users to
01:03:18.120 the platform's community standards and urges them to think before proceeding. And it shows this posting
01:03:23.960 about homeless. Hold up, hold up, fam. Let that middle-aged man sleep outside your daughter's
01:03:28.760 bedroom. You know, let that middle-aged man put up his tent right in that little creek area behind
01:03:33.660 your house. So it's just insane. Like your big tech is running interference for the street rats.
01:03:39.760 It's like they want to export that San Francisco street ratery to all neighborhoods that use the
01:03:44.340 next door app. It's coming. It's coming. Well, we are moving on to uplifting gold. We're running out
01:03:50.260 of time. We're running late today. Are we really? Yeah. I think we're over an hour. Honestly,
01:03:54.160 we barely even scratched the surface of Joe. Like he is doing so much more than we're talking
01:03:58.960 about. He does it for the love of the game. He's confronting people. He's grabbing carts.
01:04:02.820 He follows them. He documents like he's a real Batman type. He's a real one. We like Joe. We love
01:04:08.260 Joe. All right. We have some uplifting gold before the episode is done. We're going to move kind of
01:04:12.420 fast because we are running out of time. First one, the fake gay guy. Yes. This is funny.
01:04:19.520 For real, when the police come in front and I feel like they behind me or something,
01:04:22.460 I hit him with the... I hit him with the... Oh, I throw the hand up too because... Bitch,
01:04:28.900 I ain't going to jail. Hit him with the... Hey, that's smart. Hey, I respect intuitive criminals,
01:04:36.900 you know? Me too. It's our job to stop them, right? But I'm not even saying that guy's a
01:04:42.040 criminal per se. He just doesn't want to get stopped. But... I respect it. A smart technique
01:04:46.600 there. And it's a good bit. You're doing bits in real life. Whenever you can bring a bit
01:04:49.700 to real life, that's squirts. And it has a real impact as well. Like it actually helps.
01:04:54.820 Squirts. All right. Next, this is good news for Richard Rapoy. There's a new big titty lady
01:04:59.500 going around. Yes. This is... Something for you to get excited about. Richard Rapoy loves this stuff.
01:05:07.140 I love that little like smile and pose. Like I'm owning it. Hey, boys.
01:05:11.520 And this is actually someone who's been on my radar for a while. Watcher of the show,
01:05:16.640 Yerba Negra. She's been sending me this guy because she lives in that same town, right? And so I have a
01:05:23.500 little backstory of it. There's like an Instagram account, like people only in Arcata or something,
01:05:28.900 like, or people of Arcata. And they posted this, like thinking it was going to be like laughs and
01:05:34.420 everyone's going to clown on this person. Like, this is insane. And then people were like,
01:05:39.280 this is mean. That's her identity. Take this down. And so they got bullied into taking it down.
01:05:44.980 And apparently this person works at a library. I was a little hesitant to like bring this up
01:05:49.540 unannounced because it's just kind of a person, you know, like the other one's a teacher who's
01:05:53.760 going to the kids. Yeah. This is just a person you're obsessed with. This is just another person
01:05:57.540 I'm obsessed with. So I was keeping this personal, but now that it's gone viral a little bit,
01:06:01.100 I thought bring it to the show. It's allowed. Yeah. All right. Next, the roach,
01:06:05.140 the roach clip. This is a nightmare for everybody.
01:06:09.280 Oh, no. Person filming was a menace. Just not helping at all. Imagine filming and getting
01:06:22.760 that shot. And you're like, no, no, no. I got the shot. I got the shot. I think that
01:06:27.880 means that's the guy from Men in Black, right? Yeah. That's the Men in Black cockroach
01:06:31.020 guy. Sugar. Yeah. John Fetterman. That's Fetterman. That's Fetterman. All right. All right.
01:06:36.880 Next. Let's see here. 8%. Let's just end it with this. 8% of Americans. Yeah. New headline
01:06:45.720 says 8% of Americans say they think they could beat a lion in a fist fight. Dan Crenshaw hands.
01:06:52.340 Yeah. They use the same stock photo.
01:06:54.820 So 8%. It's a lot. It's basically one in 10 people. But the truth is 10% of that 8% is probably
01:07:02.820 right. Okay. There's a couple people. There's 1% of the population who could. Is that what you're
01:07:08.940 saying? Yeah. Okay. I don't know. You punch that lion. First, you punch his teeth out.
01:07:13.060 Yeah. Break his teeth. I don't know if I... Grab his mane. Control him. I don't know if I agree
01:07:17.280 with that. Like a lion's head is like this. It's like your whole torso. So I don't know. What
01:07:22.660 are you saying here? I mean, it's not impossible is the point. I'm getting the vibe that you
01:07:28.140 think you could beat a lion in a fist fight. Tell me that's not true. Like... I... I'm
01:07:34.260 not going to say I think I beat a lion in a fist fight, obviously. But... That would
01:07:37.180 be stupid. I think me with brass knuckles could pretty much beat a lion in a fist fight.
01:07:42.480 And if I always carry brass knuckles, I know that's not the prompt, but if you always carry
01:07:46.140 brass knuckles, you... You might say yes to the survey. Yeah. You could say yes to the survey
01:07:51.020 because you always have brass knuckles. Brass knuckles on. You knock out the lion. You
01:07:54.080 chip his teeth. He runs. Okay. Yeah. I guess the lion could run if you get him on one. Like
01:08:00.120 the lion doesn't have to stay there and fight you. You ding him. You ding him. He takes
01:08:03.200 one punch and he goes, I'm out. One brass knuckles. You carry a little weapon. You ding
01:08:07.120 him. All right, man. I think this is... I think you could too. I think we'll just end it with
01:08:11.920 that. Yeah. Yeah. You're right, buddy. You could beat a lion with brass knuckles. Thank
01:08:15.600 you. All right, cool. That's uplifting. Yeah. That's uplifting for me. Okay.
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