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The media is trying to accuse Trump of being senile after years of covering for Joe Biden. Then in Urban Decay we have a fat, entitled, black woman and angry man section. And last but not least, we have the Double Final Page of Housekeeping.
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Welcome back to Flack of Stocks, a podcast episode 264.
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Today on the show, the media is trying to accuse Trump of being senile after years of
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Then this tornado lesbian dropped the ball in our things that got ruined by Democrat
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Then in Urban Decay, we have a fat entitled black woman and angry black man section.
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And last but not least, we have a double final page of housekeeping.
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Got to save time for that double page of housekeeping.
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We're dealing with some palindrome dates this week.
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Every day for the next 10 days is going to be the same backwards.
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I think you can see it coming from a mile away.
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Well, whatever you want to do with that inside info, do with it.
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I was like, let's start with something good today.
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Speaking of betting, there are prisoner parlays where you can now bet on which inmates from the New Orleans jailbreak will be captured by Friday.
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We'll never promote betting, but sometimes we do partake.
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It's stupid, but at least they're doing fun shit.
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And it's actually not as easy as a bet as you might think.
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Like half of me thinks, well, the New Orleans police force and New Orleans in general is pretty incompetent.
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The other half of me thinks these stupid criminals are probably going to be hanging out in the French Quarter.
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They're sleeping on park benches and like, you know, tucked into a T-shirt.
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But we are definitely trending towards the dystopian world in Back to the Future where Biff Tannen has the sports almanac.
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And now we're betting on what sort of inmates we have no connection to will be captured in New Orleans.
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The move is if you're a New Orleans person and you see them or you know where they live or you know where they're hiding out, you make a big bet.
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This is not confirmed yet, but it is allegedly.
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Staffers operating President Biden's auto pen were allegedly taking payoffs in exchange for pardons.
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This is just an accusation by Rep Tim Burchett.
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And so it's, you know, take it with a grain of salt, whatever, but rings true meter.
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And then I like the phrasing of this anyway, staffers operating President Biden's auto pen.
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If you have access to the auto pen, you can do a lot.
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I did hear allegedly as well that some of the staffers have already lawyered up for this situation.
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Which makes you wonder, when you lawyer up, do you call the lawyer and say,
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hey, I've been operating the Biden auto pen for pay and we need help?
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Or do you call and say, hey, I'm being accused of operating the Biden auto pen for pay and I didn't do it.
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Like, do you just tell the lawyer what you did and try to get off?
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Or do you have to lie to everybody and be a sick fuck?
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I've never lawyered up in that sense in a criminal investigation or anything.
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But I feel like pretty much the best move is to tell them what you did.
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Say, hey, I didn't do this, but we got to get off.
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And then the lawyer isn't, like, obligated to tell the truth?
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And I feel like the one case where people don't ever tell the lawyer is the murder trial.
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And then eventually, I feel like maybe, because you got to imagine there is some human element there where the lawyer, you kind of say, yeah, I did do it.
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There's a human element where the lawyer, he goes, all right, I know this guy's guilty.
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So you kind of maybe do have to tell him you're innocent.
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Nothing crazy, but gas prices are projected to be at their lowest level in 22 years for Memorial Day weekend when adjusted for inflation.
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When adjusted for inflation, which has been the highest it's ever been in your lifetime.
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When adjusted for the destruction of the dollar over the last 105 years.
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We're trending in the right direction at least, but adjusting for inflation these days, it doesn't really mean what it used to.
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And it's funny because Democrats are still mad about this.
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And even when Trump does good things, they're obviously still mad and, like, taking the other side of it, even when it's defending, like, higher gas prices or illegal murderer rapists.
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It's, like, it's funny to expose them with stories like this.
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But that won't stop them from lying, as we know.
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Obviously, they covered up Joe Biden for years and how senile he was and how brain-dead vegetable he was.
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And now Democrats are trying to pretend that Trump is senile and mentally unfit because of this clip.
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Just because for a second he, like, walked the wrong way, then someone's like, hey, this way.
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A brief interaction where Trump maybe went the wrong way and covered for Biden, like, you know, six months ago.
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And Joe Biden was, like, falling asleep standing up and talking to nobody and shaking no one's hand.
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And they were like, ah, he was just looking to the right.
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We've discussed it on multiple episodes of this show where he's revealing the details of how senile Biden was and how he couldn't recognize George Clooney, all those little tidbits.
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They're kind of attacking Jake Tapper and they're like, hey, it's in poor taste.
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And then after it happens, it doesn't matter anymore.
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But Trump made a slightly wrong turn during one of his many impromptu stand-up press conferences that he does basically every day.
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It's really a lot harder to keep up with the narrative when you have to lie and pretend at every turn and take the opposite of reality.
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But, you know, for Trump to be senile, he has to cross.
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Or say, call my brother who's like dead for 20 years or something.
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FBI Director Cash Patel closes FBI internal watchdog unit responsible for policing FBI warrantless wiretap and surveillance misuse.
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And we have some context as to what that means.
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The agency can essentially now use warrantless wiretaps and surveillance without any oversight.
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An outside organization or government agency, not the FBI itself, should be responsible for policing and monitoring their actions to begin with.
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So they shuttered an in-house unit, an internal watchdog unit.
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So I guess the FBI isn't planning on arresting itself anytime soon.
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And that's probably a waste of money, honestly.
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We're just hearing some bad headlines coming out of the FBI recently.
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And Wilkness had a tweet about six congressmen recently died in office.
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And I'm not going to read the individual names, but I didn't hear much about this as they happened.
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What makes something like that happen seems like a lot.
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They're just clinging to power and like really old people like Dianne Feinstein status.
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I don't think they're they're not getting poisoned or something.
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I think it's just literally old people clinging to power.
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And we there was some Republican rep who was like found in an assisted living home.
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But Dianne Feinstein was getting puppeted for votes, like getting poked in the side when it was time to say yay or nay.
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So poked to the side that she can't even lift her arm.
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And then obviously you can't get Congress to vote on term limits for themselves.
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Let's get to our next story, which is kind of the story of the week.
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Trump brought the owner of South Africa into his into his office with some media and a little delegation.
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We'll play it in the background here as B-roll.
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But Trump was bringing the receipt saying there is a white genocide happening.
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White farmers are being killed like systematically.
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And then the South African president, the delegation and the media all kind of came out and said,
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Here's the president talking about taking white farmers land and not paying them for it.
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The question of land, the land of our forefathers and our foremothers must return to our people without any fail and without any payment of compensation.
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We need to take the land without compensation now.
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And then we have a chant at a rally where everyone's yelling, kill the boar, which means kill the white farmer.
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Look at him staring down the South African president.
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Tremendous complaints about Africa, about other countries, too, from people.
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They say there's a lot of bad things going on in Africa.
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And that's what we're going to be discussing today.
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So even with those receipts, the media still even on our end, like our American media came out and defended
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the South Africans and went against Trump just to go against Trump like they always do.
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What the videos show is Julius Malema, the far left opposition leader of South Africa.
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His part is called the Economic Freedom Fighters.
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And it also showed former president Jacob Zuma.
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What Julius Malema was singing, Kill the boar, kill the farmer, was an anti-apartheid song from the struggle against white minority rule in South Africa.
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They've explained that this is not a literal call to attack and kill the farmer.
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And then I'm sure the South Africans are really good at dissecting hyperbole.
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Instead of the 70 IQ guy living on the street who there's a farm and a car right there.
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Where the media just kind of tells you to your face, like, what you see wasn't what you saw.
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There's some historical context that thus makes this okay.
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You couldn't possibly say anything like that in an equivalent manner about anyone else.
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You know, don't believe your lying eyes, right?
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That just means, like, there's a long history of oppression and colonialism, and this is a political thing, and we really need to band together.
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President Trump and South African President Ramaphosa.
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Engaged in a back and forth of the White House over Trump's unfounded claims of genocide against white, lowercase, South African farmers.
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And then there was, like, a meme tweet I thought was really funny.
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Kill the boar is actually a song about multiracial working class by Jennifer Leibovitzenberg, New York Times.
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Yeah, and that's a meme, but that's basically what the other guy just said on CNN, right?
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And then Cernovich had a good tweet that I thought summed up the whole situation well.
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If the Afrikaners left, South Africa would starve.
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All the whites left, and it's been chaos ever since.
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If everyone but the Afrikaners left, South Africa would be a Western utopia.
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Anyone afraid to state this obvious and empirical truth has no place in the modern right.
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Isn't that kind of like the linchpin of a society is, like, these people who are going to help and make the country nice,
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and you want to just take them away so you can have, like, the car in his driveway now,
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I don't know how to work the three-field system.
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I just heard killed the boar, and now I got his stuff.
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A lot of people are talking about decorum in the White House, Trump confronting these world leaders.
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Some people are, like, up in a tightwad little pussy take where it's like,
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well, this isn't what the White House should be doing.
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And he's showing that nobody gets a free diplomatic pass.
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And then, you know, the weight of the American military, our financial help, everything,
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all the little strings that we pull around the world, like, matters if you misbehave.
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Speaking of anti-whiteness, some WNBA fans are divesting from Caitlin Clark.
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I wanted to talk about the Caitlin Clark fandom.
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As someone who is a lifelong University of Iowa fan, I went to the University of Iowa and graduated from there.
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I've been watching Caitlin Clark since she was a freshman in college.
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I put people on to Caitlin Clark before there was a name, Caitlin Clark, that was huge in the media.
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And I've had to divest from the fandom because I can't take the racism anymore.
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At first, I tried to excuse Caitlin Clark's behavior towards Black women as just typical roughhousing that happens within basketball.
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I thought that Caitlin Clark was really doing something good for women's basketball and the WNBA in general.
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I think if everyone goes on a carnivore diet for a year and gets sun, whatever's wrong with them gets fixed, including this person, gays, trans, people with Trump derangement syndrome, everything.
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The obsessing over Caitlin Clark's race and all these Black talking heads or Black women talking heads on ESPN, they just like psyoped this woman.
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And she, I call it, it's an old bit, a level five susceptible.
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Like she just will take, oh my God, new stimuli, new opinion.
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I'm divesting from Caitlin Clark, even though I've been a fan since before anybody knew her.
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Change her whole opinion because of the peer pressure, right?
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Yeah, and so for those of you who don't know, the WNBA just started back up and Caitlin Clark, Angel Reese, they had a game and it got a little chippy, I think.
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They beat Caitlin Clark's team, won by like 30 or 40 points or something.
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And it's become a weird racial thing and like these black men are arguing about it on ESPN, the so-called sports network.
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They're arguing about like racial justice in the WNBA.
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And keep in mind, Caitlin Clark's like the best woman basketball player of all time.
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Most 20-point, 10-assist games in WNBA history, Courtney Vandersloot has 10 in 430 games.
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She's going to like long-term shatter every record.
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And I've never seen this level of self-destruction from an irrelevant, you know, we've been mocking the WNBA for a long time when they're asking for pay raises when they're doing this.
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And then making demands like, well, we should get the same as the men as a percent.
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And Caitlin Clark comes in and actually gives people something to watch and something to talk about in a new fandom and then is just attacked.
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It's like when your body, the white killer T-cells start attacking healthy tissue.
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Like Caitlin Clark is the one thing saving you.
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And then they can't have it because it's a white girl instead of a black lesbian who's hideous.
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And they're pretending the only reason she's popular is because she's white.
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And I think white people are more likely to attend a WNBA game.
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I don't think the black people really love it that much.
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You could get a discount on courtside seats and post it on your Instagram and not really show the full context that it's a WNBA game, not an NBA game.
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She bought courtside seats for a Chicago Sky game or whatever they're called.
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You just post like the angle and go, oh, I'm at the game.
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And then like wait and then post it when a real NBA game is happening.
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It could have been in cringe, but you know how the WNBA is just like all flopping and it's kind of like soccer where they're just trying to draw fouls more than they're trying to play hard basketball.
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So that NBA style play is now being found in the kids leagues.
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And the stupid ref who makes $14 a game goes, yep, that's a foul.
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I saw it on the corner of my eye, but that's a foul.
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We're going to get to some more kids sports, too, in the final page of housekeeping.
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Google has a new AI update where it makes videos now.
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We're going to play a couple of these Google AI clips.
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So I went to the zoo the other day and all they had was one dog.
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So I don't get the joke, but it looks like you're in a row.
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That's one move with AI that makes haters go crazy every time.
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This next one tricked me, even the workout one.
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I don't know if this was from Google or what, but this was AI, too.
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That was going to go in the adult injury section.
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Someone tweeted that they used to make pharmaceutical ads, like commercials, and they would cost $500,000.
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And then they just made one using this new subscription, and they made it for $500, as good as the one they made for $500,000.
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So there's going to be a little reconsolidating and a little bit of a market uncertainty as things get to new levels with this technology.
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Pretty much most of what you see is going to be AI slop in the near future.
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And you have to – I'm glad we're grandfathered in.
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You can't steal us and put us into AI because you'll say, AI, do a podcast that defends white people.
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White people don't really have a distinct culture, and no countries belong to them either.
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So it is obviously very advanced, and it might already be too late AI-wise.
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It's kind of about the economy but also about spending.
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We can start with this clip of this guy who has the car business.
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And eventually, after a certain point, you spend so much on Toro you could have bought a car.
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These ladies have been renting this Toyota Sienna from me, how many months?
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They're going to show me how much they have paid to Toro.
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So they spent over $35,000 renting the same minivan for 10 months.
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And I don't know what's going on with these three women, but they're all together and renting
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Could be extra legal if they're willing to pay this much.
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But this is like the kind of dumb, zero credit score people out there who just make the worst
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That's the worst financial decision of a lifetime.
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You could have bought two of those cars in a year.
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And then they're doing that on multiple other things.
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This guy's just like, how much have you paid to me?
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Klarna, one of the buy now, pay later, one of the main credit providers that's doing the
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micro financing, financing a burrito, financing a DoorDash order or groceries, they reported their
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And it says Klarna's losses widen as more consumers fail to repay loans.
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People are defaulting on their burrito obligations.
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The company said people who fail to repay on time said its customer credit losses has
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risen to $136 million, a 17% year-on-year increase.
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Increased failure to repay comes on the back of gloomy economic sentiment in the US and all
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And so, I don't know, we're talking about Klarna and buy now, pay later, like the use
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And then we bring up the Turo renters because Klarna exists as a company to lend money for
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like micro loans to people who make decisions like that Turo thing.
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And the bottom 10% of Americans, you know, are unfathomably retarded.
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And I just want people to be smart with their money, you know?
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And it's pretty predatory, but it's not full predatory.
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You are getting a loan, but they kind of know that they're not expecting much in return.
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But then what happens when it comes to, if you go bankrupt, when do you have to pay back
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And they can't repossess the burrito that you shit out six months ago.
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And then if you shit out your burrito, oh, I owe money on that.
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You don't have any, you don't use, you have no use.
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And I don't, I think it might backfire because those people who rented that Turo, those type of
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people who are financing groceries, they're also the kind of type who go, why do I need a credit
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I'd stay away from those predatory loan companies.
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First, we have a crash with suspected illegals based on how they react to post crash.
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A pack of shorter than average brown people are sprinting from the scene of a crash.
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What happens if you are the person they crashed into?
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Do you get insurance coverage for that or is it, do you have to pay for it yourself?
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And what's it called when you double down on your recommendation?
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Guys, you got to have the uninsured motorist protection.
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People flee the scene and then you are worried about, oh, my premiums went up and this happened
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And you follow all the rules and you don't do the buy now, pay later.
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You pay your insurance on time and you just dealt with an increase.
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And then you see shit like this and there's a two-tiered, basically full society that you're
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These people, we're actually going to get to it in a little bit, but Gavin Newsom has all
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this spending earmarked for illegal immigrants and then this is the kind of behavior that
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They flip a car and then dump it and say, whatever.
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We got into a little bit of an automobile accident.
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Our next story is, it could be uplifting in my opinion.
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You know how everyone's like, oh, everyone's getting deported, American citizens.
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Despite being detained, the 31-year-old says he still supports the work being done by ICE
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I showed down my ID, my passport, or my picture, and they confirmed that it was not me.
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Unfortunately, they called the wrong person, but I still support whatever they're doing.
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You didn't get deported because you have due process.
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They had you in cuffs, and then they said, whoa, whoa, wait, we got a due process.
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And if you were illegal, they would have done the due process, and you would have been booted.
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So that's a good one to push back into Democrats and show them that there is a process.
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Speaking of immigration, everyone says illegal immigration is a huge issue.
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Legal immigration is, and we've been railing against different type of loopholes like the
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H-1B process, which is just bringing Indian tech workers in to replace you and your job
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But we have some shocking statistics here that virtually 100% of immigration to the
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And you want me to read some of the numbers here?
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Total illegal entrance, 11,650,000, which I think that's low.
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Or actually, this is a period of time between 1990 and 2007.
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And then they sum it up at the bottom for 2007.
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Total non-white is, what did I say, 33 million, and that's 90% non-white.
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So we're getting screwed both ways and kind of replaced in our own country.
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This girl is a 15-year-old boxer who is like training to be a boxer.
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And listen to what she says about what she faces in her own country of Ireland.
00:35:16.780
I'm a bit late because I have to travel to a different county to train in there because
00:35:20.280
there's no buildings free in town for a boxing club.
00:35:22.800
I'm here to give my perspective on the iPass centres and the unvetted moving into my town,
00:35:29.740
I've lived in Blaney my whole life and always praised my town for the spirit and community.
00:35:34.300
As a young person, especially a young girl, I feel more unsafe now than ever.
00:35:42.160
I go to school in Monaghan, which means I get the bus every day.
00:35:45.400
But after a few scary encounters, I can't even walk alone to the bus anymore.
00:35:49.960
Every morning, either my mum just after a night shift or my dad dragging my brother out of bed,
00:35:56.980
As I walk through what is now known among the young ones as the dodgiest part of Benny,
00:36:10.280
So she's living amongst migrants, has to take a bus.
00:36:13.440
They're taking up space in her town, so she has to go a county over to train.
00:36:18.920
It's just like a sad thing where you're getting your young women to speak up about this
00:36:27.060
And that's kind of by design, right, from some of these scumbag politicians.
00:36:31.620
And the young women need to give their perspective, and that still doesn't change anything.
00:36:37.960
And it's because the European men are worried about stuff like this.
00:37:05.040
They're crying at the football game, and then little girl is giving the speech about the
00:37:16.100
You need to be black-pilled and doom-scrolling.
00:37:27.000
You can go to the soccer game and cheer for your African migrants who are also African
00:37:31.420
migrants, but then you got to go do something about the migrants.
00:37:37.800
And then when it comes to European and English traditions that are getting left behind as
00:37:44.540
you get replaced by migrants, here's what that looks like.
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This is the minimum requirement for your table.
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Tablespoon, table fork, table knife, bouillon soup, big dessert spoon, dessert fork, dessert
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knife, two different types of fish, sandwich fork, three prongs, sandwich knife, fruit
00:37:58.880
fork, four prongs, fruit knife, cake fork, sharpen the edge, American coffee, tea, espresso
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marker, grapefruit, egg, ice cream, bouillon soup, small compote, and yogurt.
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You can't have stuff like that when there's Somalis sleeping in your yard.
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And then that was the table setting for one person.
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It's a nice tradition to have a full utensil set like that, but it's not going to matter when
00:38:26.120
It's not going to matter when your daughter gets assaulted because she can't walk to the
00:38:32.560
We're now moving into our final page of housekeeping, which is a double final page where I can
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Make sure you use the opportunity to go and post the algo and juice it.
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You got to comment and comment again, like, and subscribe, all the good stuff.
00:39:13.480
The catcher needs to be prepared more than he was.
00:39:22.000
You can't handle the heat, stay out of the kitchen or get off the tracks.
00:39:30.560
I used to try to blow them up and I used to try to blow them up.
00:39:33.760
I've blown people up as a runner and as a catcher as well.
00:39:36.960
When they tried to do it to me, didn't work, believe it or not.
00:39:43.700
There's kids who truck and there's kids who get trucked.
00:39:46.680
It's very natural and that's just what happens.
00:39:50.400
And people get mad because it's 2025 to see that happen.
00:39:53.520
But it was completely legal and within the bounds of proper gameplay.
00:40:10.220
Go pick flowers out in right field and do cartwheels.
00:40:13.480
If you're worried about getting hurt, let him score.
00:40:17.100
And what we can have happen is you see something like that and go, oh, we need to change the
00:40:24.240
Because this kid jumped, left his feet right before impact and got blown up.
00:40:31.340
It's nature, which takes us to our next clip when it comes to nature and some people are
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I've never heard someone call it Cane Corso in my life.
00:41:33.760
And look, you see him come in and just kneel to him.
00:41:50.640
And then Democrats probably be like, we should have the weak scared dogs lead.
00:41:56.260
This guy, this King Charles comes in and he's always standing over everybody.
00:42:00.580
You know, we got to be led by the weak scared dogs that are yelping at everybody.
00:42:06.400
I'm surprised that breed is in charge, but you lost me at Cane Corso, to be honest.
00:42:10.320
But it's cool to see that Chad dog be a Chad dog.
00:42:15.740
He looks, he imposes, he stands over, kind of handles it.
00:42:20.920
Speaking of dogs, I saw a dog at the dog park the other day.
00:42:24.340
Right here, as you can see, it was a Rottweiler Chihuahua mix.
00:42:28.940
And I was tempted and I made an offer, but a loose one, because the lady found the dog.
00:42:33.500
It was abandoned like a couple months ago, but she's attached to him.
00:42:36.500
I obviously am not in the market for more dogs, but I saw this and I was like, yo, I'll take it.
00:42:48.340
So I would have Jerry and then I would name the other guy Little Jerry.
00:42:55.940
You see a little dog and you go, that's a good bit.
00:42:59.700
And then I'll have a whole nother dog and I'll have two dogs.
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I should have offered the lady like a thousand dollars.
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If I see that dog again, I'm bringing him home.
00:43:20.220
Speaking of getting trucked, remember from a few stories ago?
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Remember last week I said, I'm scared a migrant's going to drive a truck into my house and I don't even live near Main Road?
00:43:33.800
Well, that prophecy, unfortunately, was foretold.
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New video of a dump truck on a collision course with a home in New Jersey.
00:43:42.160
Went through the front yards, never braked, and just right into the house.
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Dash cam video shows the truck traveling about 40 miles per hour, crashing into a pole and then slamming into the house.
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Next thing I know, there was a truck in our neighbor's yard, in his house.
00:43:59.240
I heard my neighbor yelling, but the house was like, sorry.
00:44:09.320
You made a reasonable, like, let's talk about that then.
00:44:12.020
You made a reasonable assessment about how who's on the roads.
00:44:14.760
Have we not been talking about who's on the roads and how bad they are for months?
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But saying a truck crashing into my house and I don't even live near a main road and that's exactly what happens?
00:44:23.320
Yeah, somewhere in America, a truck crashed into someone's house.
00:44:28.420
I thought maybe I put it out there and then the universe was obligated to make it happen.
00:44:34.040
I think you have a little too much self-belief in how much impact you have on the world.
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Hey, guys, it's time to put that stone at the end of your curb.
00:44:53.300
But I think a dump truck headed for your house, you're fucked either way.
00:45:07.480
Madden actor quits film over director David O. Russell using N-word on set.
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Yeah, there was some improv on a scene and the director said the N-word, I guess.
00:45:23.340
So, hey, I told you guys that's going to be the movie and I believe it.
00:45:28.260
And then, like we said earlier, Mission Impossible, Final Destination this weekend.
00:45:32.080
Both coming out, double movie feature potentially.
00:45:43.940
So, you know what's going to happen and you know what has to happen.
00:45:46.080
You know who's scared of what's going to happen.
00:45:53.600
They're all dead at the beginning and then they're all going to die later.
00:45:59.320
Let's get to our adult injuries follow-up section.
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We'll go fast through this, but there was a couple that showed up lately that I wanted
00:46:22.680
I need to go to the urgent care and get my patella put back.
00:46:26.340
And then after that, I need to go into surgery and then it's months of rehab and the out-of-pocket
00:46:33.580
And you get to work on Monday in a wheelchair and they go, how was that wedding?
00:46:41.600
I risked it all to jump a little bit in a bouncy house.
00:46:47.240
Next, some guy risked it all to do a deadlift on this little skateboard thing.
00:47:04.900
Next, someone dives into the water on vacation and shouldn't have.
00:47:45.480
So did you see what happened when he dove in and he was just laying there and people
00:47:49.140
couldn't tell if he was like joking or if he was fine and everyone's just like sitting
00:47:56.660
I have this fear of like, oh, I'm having a heart problem.
00:48:00.820
And I go down and everyone goes, oh, he's doing a bit.
00:48:06.600
And they couldn't help me because they think I'm joking.
00:48:09.240
So I have a rule with my friends, Rat Boy included, where I'll never fake a medical
00:48:26.440
But you know that I have a rule that I'll never fake a health emergency.
00:48:31.980
I'm sure we discussed it, but I forgot about it.
00:48:40.260
Because I think it would be like the worst ironic way to die to be like in a room full
00:48:47.140
And then like the crucial four minutes goes by.
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And they're like, oh, he's been underwater for a while.
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I don't think people would leave you underwater.
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And then you can't get dragged out that fast for whatever reason.
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And then you die for no reason because people thought you were joking.
00:49:09.440
This one is an adult injury, but in a different way.
00:49:12.140
I didn't know where to put this, but it's the final page of housekeeping.
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He's got some mental issues, but he does the unthinkable.
00:49:23.660
I understand you're saying he's got mental health conditions, but that doesn't justify his
00:49:48.060
Next, we have a show watcher who suffered an adult injury.
00:49:59.340
And he says two weeks in temporary cast and then four weeks in regular cast after stitches
00:50:03.580
removed, tendon repair due to trampoline accident.
00:50:38.480
Sometimes it's not even you who causes the injury.
00:50:40.840
So you have to have your head on a swivel out there.
00:50:43.120
I actually have an adult injury that I'm going to report.
00:50:46.540
Yesterday, I tried to open four jars of the same thing and they all were like the tightest
00:50:55.180
And it sounds like stupid and embarrassing, but you guys know me.
00:50:58.080
I'm a strong guy compared to an average person.
00:51:01.660
And I was going like as hard as I could on every single jar.
00:51:09.000
Pulled my back out trying to open a jar of keto pizza sauce.
00:51:21.360
We have some funny memes that I saw on Chinese Donut Boy's meme page.
00:51:36.300
I'm really grateful to my inner circle for hiding my cognitive decline from the media.
00:51:42.020
The lion doesn't concern himself with oil changes.
00:51:46.060
And then before 2007, there was no concept of having a rat on your head controlling you.
00:51:52.660
What other concepts are we missing because there's no language for it?
00:52:04.260
Good job with those other people's tweets, Donut Boy.
00:52:11.160
Final thing from the final page of housekeeping.
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And then you know whose thumbnails aren't doing so great?
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And he's not going to get the results he's looking for doing that.
00:52:54.620
Our first clip of Cringe of the Week is a trans person who can't get hired.
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Hey, nobody told me it was going to be impossible to find a job in Tennessee if I was trans.
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A year with my trans pronouns and trans name and everything in between.
00:53:13.020
And no one told me that I was never going to get a fucking interview here because I have it in my resume.
00:53:21.560
I'm working a new job that I've been working for, like, two weeks now as male me because I'm too scared.
00:53:32.940
Yeah, it's because the people who are trans – it's not because you're trans, but the people who are trans also have some annoying character traits that are constantly being brought up at work and interfering with your ability to function at a job, right?
00:53:49.600
Everyone who's trans, they'll be wearing George Floyd pins.
00:53:55.120
They'll hire more trans people to make your company very progressive.
00:54:01.620
Like, you get an application or a resume to your company and you see he, him, or she, her, or Jermichael.
00:54:08.100
Yeah, if you see Shondrackica, you kind of know who you're getting, who's showing up for the interview already, right?
00:54:13.180
You can go, oh, we got he, her, she, him, they, them, Jermichael.
00:54:21.020
I've had pretty good success, right, with John Smith for the last couple times.
00:54:26.900
He's got no side political projects that he's working on.
00:54:32.960
And then this also shows that the hiring lady HR type who goes through resumes is also sick of you.
00:54:44.440
But, yeah, I think this is a trend that transgender is not like, oh, I have a disability or I have a, this is my immutable characteristic.
00:54:55.880
And along with that character trait come things that are insufferable in the workplace.
00:55:01.780
Especially when your job is like working at a restaurant or a coffee shop.
00:55:05.440
Target or wherever, you know, working at a retailer.
00:55:08.520
We're not talking about like, oh, I'm a web developer with all these skills and I know XYZ programs.
00:55:13.940
We're talking about kind of entry level shit here for the transgender, they, them.
00:55:22.200
This had its whole thing over the last three and a half years, right?
00:55:31.980
And like we said, the trans people ruin everything, which takes us to our next segment within cringe, the Dems ruin everything segment.
00:55:45.000
We carry the largest trans pride flag to ever be flown in a national park and unfurled it on the side of El Cap to prove a point.
00:55:55.860
The Trump administration and transphobes would love to have you believe that being trans is unnatural.
00:56:01.880
But species that can transition sexes can be found on every continent and in every ocean on planet Earth.
00:56:09.080
You need to inject yourself with hormones every day and chop your dick off and replace it with a rotting hole, just like in nature.
00:56:17.320
I think a hermit crab does that in the Sahara Desert.
00:56:21.660
And also, you know, it's natural because male seahorses carry the babies for a little bit.
00:56:32.740
And my favorite thing here is these trans people, you got your opportunity, you got a giant flag, you're going on El Cap, you climb up there, you got your harness on, you're doing everything.
00:56:48.000
And you could just say, trans people like the outdoors too.
00:56:54.240
But you go straight for it's natural, the dumbest, worst argument, and then it kind of snaps people up like trans is natural.
00:57:02.500
Someone who might have been like a level five susceptible who might have been sympathetic to your cause goes, whoa, I just snapped out of it.
00:57:13.380
You try to take too much ground, as is everything with these trans people.
00:57:18.040
And you get back to the, oh, yeah, there's no such thing as a rational trans person.
00:57:24.240
So, of course, they try to take too much ground in this little weird Nat Geo Yosemite skirt freak.
00:57:36.860
Aren't they known by all to be the freaks of nature?
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You know, like, oh, this otter acts like a duck.
00:57:45.420
Does some freak thing, that means I can chip my cackle.
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And then also, like you said, you could have done it, like, you know, a softer, more acceptable way.
00:57:54.760
Instead, you put a synthetic polyester flag up on a mountain face, which is, like, the whole point of, like, leave nothing behind.
00:58:02.840
You put a giant, most eyesore polyester flag on the nicest piece of granite in North America, right?
00:58:08.580
And then everyone sees that and goes, oh, someone shouldn't have done that.
00:58:14.600
Like, it's almost like setting yourself up for more failure.
00:58:19.520
Let's get to our next thing that are ruined by Democrats.
00:58:27.900
There was a tornado lesbian who completely dropped the ball in St. Louis and did not sound the alarm.
00:58:33.940
SEMA Commissioner Sarah Russell is on paid administrative leave pending an external investigation into why tornado sirens did not sound before an EF3 tornado hit parts of Central West End and North City on Friday.
00:58:47.980
And that was the tornado that led to the looting we showed in the last episode.
00:58:58.620
In a release, Spencer's office, and I think Spencer is the mayor, says,
00:59:04.260
The SEMA staff, including Russell, were at a workshop on Market Street and not at the SEMA office located on Olive, where the siren activation button is located.
00:59:14.600
Spencer's office says Russell then contacted the fire department.
00:59:19.660
City officials say there was a breakdown in communication with the directive to activate the sirens being vague.
00:59:25.240
Spencer's office says the standard procedure appears to have been drafted by Russell in 2021, but may never have been fully implemented.
00:59:35.860
And here's the picture of the little lesbian, you know, disaster honcho.
00:59:41.440
And then here's the mayor of St. Louis as well.
00:59:43.780
So it's another example of DEI getting people killed, unless this lesbian is some sort of weather expert.
00:59:49.100
Which I don't think she is, because in my opinion, this is what weather experts actually look like.
01:00:06.820
And then Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs guy.
01:00:16.860
Yeah, not this little round boy who forgot to sound the alarm.
01:00:23.900
Like one of the linemen who can't carry the football.
01:00:26.800
They're too heavy, so they have to play offensive or defensive line.
01:00:35.080
And also, I know you're in sixth grade, but you're playing with the eighth graders because you're 155.
01:00:39.460
And then here's what the tornado lesbian said in her defense.
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And the majority of the time, we work closer to business hours unless the need arises, such as what we're doing now, or special events.
01:00:54.320
A lot of that work takes us out into the community.
01:00:56.600
So we aren't necessarily in our office space at all times.
01:01:02.340
I have received reports of people that did hear it.
01:01:05.260
I've heard from a lot of people that said they haven't heard it.
01:01:20.280
Talking like indigenous roots in weather communication, black and brown bodies in public office.
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Some of the dumbest shit you can imagine while a tornado ripped through town.
01:01:33.360
And we saw this with the California fire lesbians.
01:01:37.840
And we saw with the New Orleans police force lesbians.
01:01:40.640
Basically, it's like any city organization ran by Democrats or woke will have leaders like this be put in because they're a fat lesbian.
01:01:53.660
And then something real happens and they don't do their job.
01:01:58.040
It's like the disconnect of where the food comes from.
01:02:02.820
These people are too disconnected from the meat and potatoes issues like a tornado or firemen and police services.
01:02:09.820
They're worried about like inclusivity in a community garden and like these superfluous things that are on top of what the meat and potatoes are, you know?
01:02:23.560
It's like, honestly, Pierce Brosnan, he'd get into his pickup truck with a hot leading actress and he'd drive into town while the weather was ripping and it'd be a dramatic scene where he slams the button down.
01:02:38.980
But that's pretty much all it comes down to, right?
01:02:41.220
Leo, he'd be trying to warn you about this for a month before.
01:02:50.860
And then also, when it comes to this, like getting there or not or like making the call or being vague, it's like, use your logic.
01:03:01.140
Would you rather ring, sound the alarm and then the tornado veers off and it was a false alarm, but everyone was safe anyway?
01:03:08.160
And everyone just heard a sound for five minutes and no big deal?
01:03:17.540
Traffic's tough getting back to Olive Street this time of day.
01:03:20.100
So there's just an obvious thing that should have happened.
01:03:34.040
You don't know you're being overseen by a liability until the bad thing happens, right?
01:03:39.840
King Charles dog, he doesn't miss the fire alarm.
01:03:46.320
If you want to tie it back to that random piece in the last page of housekeeping, then yes, I agree.
01:03:52.760
Let's move over to Newark, New Jersey, another area that was ruined by Democrats.
01:04:05.780
People are talking about how difficult it is to live in New Jersey.
01:04:09.920
Well, it's been difficult for us for a long time.
01:04:14.920
And the attack on immigrants, they don't know why we can relate to that.
01:04:29.380
Black folks, you become a whole lot of undocumented people.
01:04:33.940
So he invokes racism and slavery and everyone goes, mm-hmm.
01:04:41.380
Like, you're the mayor already and you're running for governor.
01:04:45.440
And you're already going to get 90% of the black vote.
01:04:49.900
And that's why they're violent and killing each other.
01:04:51.700
Because they're mad about 1800s history and shit.
01:04:56.300
I've rose through all odds and I became the mayor.
01:05:03.340
And that's why I had to hit him with the blick.
01:05:05.620
Also, running for governor as mayor of a poor, struggling city in New Jersey.
01:05:11.940
And your platform is about giving more money to illegals.
01:05:24.780
Like, the black community here isn't doing that great.
01:05:29.500
And then people don't realize they're agreeing with competing interests.
01:05:35.780
So instead of exactly like having a real conversation about what's going on, you just go, you know
01:05:46.820
And then, obviously, the same thing is happening in California, like we mentioned earlier.
01:05:50.840
California budget for 2025 to 2026 includes $11.4 billion for illegals.
01:06:04.640
And another piece of this, too, is California is ahead of its time as a liberal state because
01:06:13.640
a lot of these places don't put in budget line items that are earmarked for illegals.
01:06:21.460
And there are things that you can switch, like this money will get moved over here.
01:06:26.000
We're taking some from Parks and Rec and putting it into this migrant shelter that's in a park.
01:06:35.240
This is just what's like they're writing down for medical care mostly, I believe.
01:06:40.400
And California also cut care for seniors, cut care for disabled people.
01:06:47.140
But they're cutting care for like Americans who actually have issues.
01:06:52.000
And then also Gavin Newsom is potentially gearing up for a 2028 presidential run kind of as a moderate.
01:06:58.460
And it's interesting because I think California has, it used to be a place where, oh, it's an economic powerhouse.
01:07:06.180
And like the governor there would be responsible and you could kind of be launched onto the national stage.
01:07:12.180
And I think the swing states, the American swing states aren't really receptive to California politics anymore.
01:07:18.300
So they've kind of, they run their state politics one way, but they can't really break into the national, I don't think, as much anymore.
01:07:30.840
That's why they like to keep their hitters in place.
01:07:33.140
Let Gavin Newsom run governor of California for as long as he can, max out his terms.
01:07:37.920
Nancy Pelosi can run the Speaker of the House too.
01:07:40.000
Like they consolidate their power, but they can't, I don't think they can win the swing states.
01:07:47.720
Gavin Newsom is going to have to totally reinvent himself and hide his past.
01:07:58.280
And then another stat from California, San Francisco spent more on homelessness in 2024 than the entire city budget of Atlanta, yet homelessness increased by 7%.
01:08:14.800
Hilarious if you're me, sad if you live in San Francisco and you're trying to get to work every morning.
01:08:24.280
So someone posted this picture of Pedro Pascal as a homosexual in women's clothes.
01:08:30.880
And he goes, ooh, he was feeling himself, and everyone has to pretend he's like a good-looking hot guy.
01:08:36.120
And I think that's mostly because most women are on birth control, and it makes them attracted to homosexuals and twink men.
01:08:44.360
And you might be saying, oh, Fleckes, you're a hater.
01:08:46.960
You're just jealous because he's hot, and you're not.
01:08:53.560
Well, I see that, and I raise you this clip of him dancing.
01:09:13.320
I think there's some accusations under his bed that are coming out soon.
01:09:22.100
But, yeah, I can't speak to who women are attracted to, but that birth control fried shit.
01:09:30.080
Yeah, like a normal girl who's not on birth control will be attracted to a normal, like, manly man.
01:09:35.480
And then all the birth control girls are attracted to twinks, and then they also shift culture.
01:09:41.480
A lot of them are celebrities and stuff like that.
01:09:43.300
So then, like, young people are kind of like, oh, like, Harry Styles is hot in that dress.
01:09:48.360
And it's like, yeah, I think you're getting misled here.
01:10:04.880
This woman's driving while playing on the phone, and the kids are playing fake guns.
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Practicing the drive-bys with the Lego plate piece, and Mom is texting, not attending to the children.
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Texting and driving, or hairs did, or nails did, eyelashes did, eyebrows did.
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And some people might say, well, kids are just playing, you know, cowboys and Indians.
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So, I don't think these kids are watching Bluey or whatever the kids watch these days, Blue's Clues.
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They're watching some bad shit that Mom doesn't know about, and the Mom has the chance.
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She knows the dash cam goes out and in, and then she does, like, that face, like, did I really just see what I see?
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Because she knows she's going to post it on social media later.
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You need to be parenting and not, like, doing it for social media, right?
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You're going to be in trouble when Dad gets home.
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The drive-by kids, but I honestly thought about this for a second.
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When I was this age, I was probably playing guns with a stick shaped like a gun and doing all that, but the drive-by, it does become a little in the fairness.
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And when you're a kid, you're, like, you put yourself in the hero's shoes, and you have, like, enemies that deserve to be shot.
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Like, oh, there's the Viet Cong, or there's the Indians.
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Well, these guys are just kind of like, oh, I'm shooting anyone on the block, like I'm going to do later when I get a real gun in five years.
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And then mom's posting the video, you're breaking the law, you're texting and driving.
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Are kids allowed a little leeway to pretend gunfight?
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I think a little bit, but when it becomes drive-by, you got to start, you got to start figuring out what the kids are watching.
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Next, there was, we're kind of in our fat black woman, bad black guy section.
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But this fat black woman in the street is pretty entitled.
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And she in that giant, fat, tight-ass shirt, and she got food from somewhere.
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She's fat, gigantic, mad, and she doesn't really concede to you.
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Can you believe that a fat black woman would do that?
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And can you believe if she was yelling, she's loud, too?
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It's like, no, she's loud and making them worse.
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Man, this is just, this is my least favorite demographic.
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I'd do like the make eye contact and be like, sorry, that was my fault.
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Like, how do you get to the point where it's your world?
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And especially when you're that dumb and like not really contributing.
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If you're Jeff Bezos, you go, stop the car right here.
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This is like fat picking up food and you're stopping traffic.
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I don't even, it's like an ego, but like you're dumb and then the ego comes.
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I don't even know how one would get to that point.
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I guess, I guess how one would get to that point is if like you think everybody owed
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If you think racially or some sort of reason you're here, everyone owes you something
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And that takes us to our next clip where this woman has that same attitude of everyone
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owes her something and she's mad that her food stamps is got cut.
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They cut my motherfucking food stamps to $85 fucking dollars from $738.
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How the fuck that's supposed to support a household of three?
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For a job that barely even support my basic needs now.
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Like I'm mad as shit because how the fuck am I supposed to survive off that shit?
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So when y'all see me in that motherfucking store stealing stuff and that shit in my
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motherfucking bag, nicely act like you don't see shit in my motherfucking business because
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this shit is going in my motherfucking bag and I'm walking out this motherfucking store
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with my motherfucking chest up and my head held high and I dare you to try to tell me,
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hey ma'am, excuse me, because I'm going to look at you like you fucking retarded and say
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So I'm a single mom and I can't support a family of three.
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So her EBT got cut and now she is justified in stealing.
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And if you see her stealing, mind your business.
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And if you catch her stealing and you're a police officer, let me go.
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There's a certain like the government is my baby daddy.
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Like, yeah, if you're a single mom of three, it's going to be tight.
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And if you didn't think that you should have really gotten married.
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And if you didn't get married, then you need to be collecting child support.
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There's like a whole system of loops in here that are supposed to protect you a little bit.
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There's an attitude of I shouldn't have to struggle because I should be supported.
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And I have a family of three and I don't have to support myself.
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Someone commented and said, get job, lazy black.
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Out of all the negative comments that the clear people were using, because predominantly
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of all the comments, if you go look at them, were from clear people that had something
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Like, this is so, this is, this is, this is outlandish to me.
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You forgot to put strong black woman, but I'll fill in the blanks for you.
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As a black single mother, I don't even get to be lazy.
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So that's, and she calls everyone clear people.
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We're not the ones constantly obsessed with our race and like how it determines our outcomes.
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But if I say, and the table getting flipped, this restaurant ruined now.
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Uh, they're surprised that people disagree with them.
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They're, they're shocked that this is an issue and people might be mad that you're stealing
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It's a very foreign concept to someone like her.
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And she made it very clear that she either needs to be supported by our tax dollars or
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And then what, so where does strong black woman come in?
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Well, just existing, is that, is every black woman a strong black woman?
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And that's where the, uh, the thought process falls apart because I think just existing
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There's this whole fake thing that comes up that, uh, wears into her head whenever she's
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Uh, next, uh, we have a story about, uh, someone named LaMonica.
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It's not, we're not going to get too deep into it.
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LaMonica got charged with violation of title 18, uh, after ice body cam footage showed
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her verbally abusing and physically assaulting federal agents at a detention facility in
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But she went and basically freaked out at the ICE detention center.
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It's the same energy as the previous woman we showed, except she happens to be a congresswoman.
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So it's like a thing where like, oh, it's not all of us.
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And then, uh, like we've been talking about lately, everyone's experiencing black fatigue.
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They're kind of just tired of this violence and loudness and antisocial behavior.
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And then some people online are countering that with threats.
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To my fellow white people, do y'all know why black people haven't got over it?
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Our whole motherfucking never, nobody ever got to do anything, bruh.
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Imagine if somebody walked up to you today and just slapped a shit smack fire up out your dumb ass.
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That shit gonna hunt you for the rest of your life.
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Because a motherfucker just came and did whatever the fuck to you.
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We're never going to let it go until we get our get back.
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And like we said earlier, another person who's haunted by 1800s historical politics.
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This is, again, creating a world in your own mind where you're constantly thinking about these things.
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These people are carrying around baggage and things that they're like making up in their head and inflating to be much crazier than they are.
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You probably had teachers who like tried to help you, gave you one-on-one assistance.
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You have family who gets EBT and Section 8 housing.
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You have people that commit crimes and get lied out of jail.
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There's like plenty of stuff and keep in mind too, when we have our grievances, we get mad at like our institutions for doing things that aren't pro-America or fraudulent spending like we have with Doge.
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Wasting our money, inflation, leaving the border open.
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Like, those are like normal Americans' grievances.
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These grievances are, I'm not getting enough free shit.
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The grievances are like something, somebody wronged me somewhere.
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Ours are like, wow, they're really letting in too many illegals.
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And how are we going to be competing over the same resources?
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I'm vaguely and generally disgruntled from history.
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And then it's like, all right, let's pull that thread.
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There's no, like, specific thing where it's like, oh, yeah, my family line got screwed up right here.
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And ever since then, that's why I am doing practice drive-by shootings in the car with my mom.
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Next, this guy is talking about black fatigue as well.
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But in public, if you use it my way, I'm going to beat this shit out to you.
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If I hear about it, you will have black fatigue.
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And this is the not even smart enough to understand it, but your actions speak louder than words in this case, right?
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But if you hear it, you're going to fight someone about it.
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And then when it comes to black fatigue and everything that goes along with it, there's obviously some stats that go against what they're saying, and it's in our favor.
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Blacks have killed about 103,000 more whites than whites have killed blacks over the last 64 years.
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So we're three times their population-ish, maybe more.
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We're like five times their population, and they've killed us 103,000 more times.
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Our last clip of Urban Decay, Burlington Coat Factory.
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Vest with no gun, just in case people who come in steel coats want to shoot an old lady on the way out.
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Well, it's like it gives you a target, you know?
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There's deterrent with a giant jacked guy who's got a gun, and it's like, oh, shit, I don't want to steal him today.
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And then this is like an accelerant where you see like, wait, that's loss prevention right there?
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And then someone made a funny joke that this grandma, and I'm also going to add in the transnational park person,
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they could be like avatars in like a video game.
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Our first clip of Uplifting Gold is this guy's climbing a giant tree.
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Some people are risking their lives for everyday sustenance.
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And then we got the people in Urban Decay complaining about the free food that went down.
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This next clip is localized rain, which is very cool.
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Where it messes up and they're like, follow him around.
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These are all random sports I didn't know exist.
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This first one is some sort of bocce mixed with cricket.
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See, this is, I, I, I have a problem with this because this is supposed to be like a passive yard game.
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And then you still have to jump and land on your chest.
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So I'd rate this one only one boom on the boom meter.
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And if you're an old man, you eventually have to stop playing because you can't be jumping on the ground all the time.
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But if you play your whole life, maybe you never get old because you're always jumping on the ground.
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And they get, getting on the ground and getting up is actually like a full body exercise that keeps you young.
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Next, the Spanish people are playing some stupid game, too.
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Not much commentary on it, but you know, that's what can we ask for.
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And then our final clip, The World is Healing, White Kid Talent Show shit.
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Start sharing those to your stories, guys, because it's the summer now.
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If you guys want an hour extra a week, 30 minutes after each episode, it ends up being
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So, if you like the show and you want to listen to the show every day, you can arrange your
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Happy birthday to Evelyn, who just turned seven last week.
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Sorry for the bad stuff that we do every week without consideration.
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And then, happy birthday to Becky, who turned 40 on May 14th.
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But in public, if you use it my way, I'm gonna beat this shit out you.