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00:00:46.340 Welcome back to Flack of Socks, a podcast episode 121.

00:00:50.040 Today on the show, our education system has reached an all new low.

00:00:54.720 We'll tell you why this debate championship got canceled.

00:00:58.340 Then in Cringe of the Week, pumpkin spice and birds are racist now, according to the progressive left.

00:01:04.480 Then we have a trans league fantasy draft you're not going to want to miss in Cringe of the Week as well.

00:01:11.140 And in Urban Decay, we had some kids misbehaving badly over Halloween while trick-or-treating.

00:01:16.280 We'll show you where they learned it.

00:01:17.880 And last but not least, Rep Cori Bush completely humiliates herself trying to explain why billionaires need to pay more in taxes.

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00:03:13.940 We have a lot of important clips to get to, a very important housekeeping as usual.

00:03:18.300 We're going to start off with the Cori Bush clip.

00:03:20.640 She was interviewed by Fox News, and she was asked why and how billionaires need to pay

00:03:26.720 more taxes.

00:03:27.640 And she got completely roasted.

00:03:30.140 So you're saying that 40, you're saying that they're paying their fair share is what you're

00:03:34.960 saying.

00:03:35.240 No, I'm asking what percentage is a fair share.

00:03:37.820 Their fair share, the same, if I'm paying, if a third of my money is going to taxes, then

00:03:43.760 I think a third of their money should be going to taxes.

00:03:45.620 Well, it does.

00:03:49.940 I'm trying to understand, because you realize the effective tax rate on the poor is less

00:03:55.600 than it is on the rich, right?

00:03:57.760 Okay.

00:03:58.220 So first of all, I'm not the poor.

00:04:03.040 I'm very close to that line, but I'm not the poor.

00:04:05.240 Okay.

00:04:05.260 So the effective tax rate on the middle class is less than it is on the rich, correct?

00:04:13.180 What fair share would you like to change?

00:04:15.620 So you see, once he started jamming her up, she went, first of all, she's about to call

00:04:20.880 a racist.

00:04:22.540 Oh, man.

00:04:23.120 Oh, that's the move.

00:04:23.780 That's the only move you got.

00:04:24.920 And I mean, this is from a deep, deep-rooted desire for anyone who makes billions of dollars

00:04:29.820 from their company to just go, hmm, Elon Musk is too rich.

00:04:34.680 I want half that.

00:04:36.200 Yeah.

00:04:36.580 Right?

00:04:36.800 I mean, that's basically what it is, because income tax, I mean, everybody likes to say

00:04:41.400 the billionaire's effective tax rate is this.

00:04:43.400 And it's like, yeah, Jeff Bezos is just holding Amazon.

00:04:45.960 Yeah.

00:04:46.280 Like, I don't know what you want.

00:04:47.320 And these types have no idea how the system actually works.

00:04:50.720 Like, that's her knowledge of taxation.

00:04:53.380 And then you also see all this, the things she supports behind her and all those posters,

00:04:57.000 the $15 an hour minimum wage, Philando Castillo, BLM.

00:05:01.700 And it's like, wait a sec.

00:05:02.440 So how much does she understand all of those things as well?

00:05:05.460 This is how much and how passionate, this is how much you know about taxation, and this

00:05:09.560 is how passionate you are.

00:05:11.080 What about those other social issues?

00:05:12.880 Let's start digging.

00:05:13.660 But someone like her, they just go, oh, yeah, mean racist, white supremacist, all white people

00:05:18.520 who thinks black lives don't matter.

00:05:20.140 George Floyd don't want you to sign this bill.

00:05:22.320 Yeah.

00:05:22.780 You know what you got to do, girl.

00:05:24.620 Buzzword salad.

00:05:25.400 You got to sign that bill.

00:05:26.600 And then, yeah, like you said, the AOC types, her, everyone's convinced that times are bad

00:05:32.380 because Elon Musk made too much money.

00:05:35.080 And meanwhile, it's like there are policies that are things that are increasing crime,

00:05:39.000 inflating our money, ruining our schools, exporting our jobs, quality of life's going down.

00:05:44.300 But it's like, oh, Elon Musk has too much.

00:05:46.780 Yeah, you got to let the government waste that money now instead.

00:05:49.840 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:51.160 So she humiliated herself.

00:05:52.980 Feels good to see it happen.

00:05:54.480 All right, we have to move on.

00:05:55.800 On DeSantis Bootgate Part 3.

00:05:58.120 We don't have to keep covering this.

00:06:00.280 Yeah.

00:06:00.600 But there is new info that keeps coming out.

00:06:02.820 So we're going to put it to bed.

00:06:04.060 Hopefully, this is the final section, Part 3.

00:06:08.460 Expert shoemakers say Ron DeSantis is probably wearing height boosters.

00:06:12.240 Yeah, they wrote a whole article about it.

00:06:14.460 So I don't know.

00:06:15.080 Is that us?

00:06:15.500 Are we shoe experts?

00:06:16.560 No, no.

00:06:18.180 I'm nothing.

00:06:18.980 I'm an expert.

00:06:19.960 But here's the problem.

00:06:21.240 He was on the Patrick Bet-David show the other day.

00:06:23.540 And he said, oh, boots.

00:06:25.560 I never heard that theory.

00:06:26.860 Heels in my boots.

00:06:27.620 That's not true.

00:06:28.400 I'm 5'11".

00:06:29.900 And I heard that.

00:06:31.880 And there's something up there because there's no one who's 5'11".

00:06:35.420 If you're 5'11", you say you're 6 foot.

00:06:37.640 If you're 5'10", you say you're 6 foot.

00:06:40.400 If you're 5'8"-5'9", stuffing your shoes with high heels, then you say you're 5'11".

00:06:48.020 Because you think, oh, I'll say I'm 5'11", and people think I'm being honest because if

00:06:51.900 I was a liar and I was 5'11", I'd say I'm 6 foot.

00:06:55.160 Rings true.

00:06:55.860 So it sounds honest to say 5'11", but that would only work if you're honestly a liar.

00:07:01.620 There's no 5'11 men.

00:07:02.820 There's no 5'11".

00:07:03.880 And the only way you are 5'11 is if you stuffed your shoes and you're like, I can't

00:07:07.640 say 6 foot.

00:07:08.300 That's too high.

00:07:09.040 I'm 5'8".

00:07:09.740 I'll just pretend to be honest.

00:07:11.360 I'm 5'11".

00:07:12.240 You get how that works, though?

00:07:13.580 Of course.

00:07:14.200 Of course.

00:07:14.640 Yeah.

00:07:14.940 So he did that.

00:07:16.220 But here's another clip of him walking around, clunking around.

00:07:23.360 Very unnatural.

00:07:25.180 Very unnatural.

00:07:26.540 It's like the, yeah, it's like when the little rascals stack up.

00:07:29.760 It's not quite.

00:07:30.760 Not quite.

00:07:31.380 Let's stay reasonable.

00:07:32.840 But it's close to the little rascals.

00:07:35.060 And then also Ron DeSantis just at the doctor's office, like, oh, all right, let's step right

00:07:40.000 up.

00:07:40.260 Get your height.

00:07:41.460 You're going to take those boots off.

00:07:43.020 And he goes, I don't want to.

00:07:44.680 I don't want to.

00:07:45.360 He goes, no.

00:07:46.880 And obviously, we don't care that he's short.

00:07:49.520 Like, he went to Yale and Harvard.

00:07:51.440 He was an Ivy League baseball player.

00:07:53.080 He's in the military.

00:07:53.960 He's in the military.

00:07:54.820 He's been a great governor.

00:07:56.080 He's been a great governor.

00:07:57.520 We don't care that you're short.

00:07:59.300 We care that you think it's so important to hide your height.

00:08:02.760 And the way you're doing it is not even like, you know, standing in the foreground or whatever.

00:08:07.860 Yeah.

00:08:08.280 It's not subtle.

00:08:09.300 It's not subtle.

00:08:10.740 It's not like going like this for your photos.

00:08:13.020 You're stuffing your shoes.

00:08:14.560 Yeah.

00:08:14.720 You're doing projects at home where you and your wife are, like, cutting out the heels

00:08:18.420 of old boots and stuffing them in.

00:08:19.780 Now, that's the real question.

00:08:21.280 What, like, what are the logistics of stuffing these boots if the stuffing the boots is true?

00:08:26.520 Who's in on it?

00:08:27.320 How big is the circle?

00:08:28.920 You know, all that kind of shit.

00:08:30.020 The circle is him and his wife.

00:08:32.060 Yeah, I think so, too.

00:08:33.240 And then when-

00:08:33.780 And he doesn't tell any of his campaign proxies.

00:08:35.940 He doesn't tell any of them.

00:08:37.020 So they go on Twitter being like, you're fucking crazy.

00:08:39.440 What are you talking about?

00:08:40.660 Yeah.

00:08:41.300 But Patrick Pet David asked him, and he goes, oh, I haven't heard that before.

00:08:45.620 You haven't heard that before, Ron.

00:08:47.360 Doubt.

00:08:48.080 Postal had a good tweet that kind of summed it up.

00:08:49.820 Ron DeSantis really went from the top governor in America to having to go on live TV and promise

00:08:54.260 people he isn't wearing lifts in his boots.

00:08:56.820 It didn't have to be this way, Ron.

00:08:58.600 You chose this.

00:08:59.560 Remember that.

00:09:00.700 He did chose this.

00:09:02.200 Yeah.

00:09:02.720 We liked him.

00:09:03.680 I know.

00:09:03.940 And then he wanted to be a MAGA candidate running against MAGA and going against Trump

00:09:08.460 and Trump should be in jail.

00:09:09.680 And then he had all these gay influencers.

00:09:11.440 And I still like him.

00:09:12.800 You still like him.

00:09:13.780 I still like him.

00:09:14.360 We just clown on him more than we like him and promote him because he's in an adversarial

00:09:18.000 spot right now.

00:09:18.980 It didn't have to be like this.

00:09:20.420 Blah, blah, blah.

00:09:21.220 There's time to come around.

00:09:22.520 You can come back up.

00:09:23.960 Yeah.

00:09:24.180 We still like him.

00:09:25.000 We just did what we had to do.

00:09:26.420 Yeah.

00:09:26.920 It's ugly.

00:09:27.680 The whole world.

00:09:28.360 It's the evil world out there.

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00:09:41.960 Joe Biden, secret email stash.

00:09:44.380 82,000 emails with a fake name he was using.

00:09:48.380 Yeah.

00:09:48.600 Basically, archives located 82,000 pages of Joe Biden pseudonym emails, possibly dwarfing

00:09:54.780 the Clinton scandal.

00:09:56.120 Definitely.

00:09:57.060 Yeah.

00:09:57.760 Do you want me to read some of this?

00:09:58.900 A little bit.

00:09:59.840 It was emails sent or received during his vice presidential tenure on three private pseudonym

00:10:04.980 accounts, a total that potentially dwarfs the amount that landed Hillary Clinton in hot

00:10:09.620 water a decade ago, according to a federal court filing released Monday.

00:10:13.720 So.

00:10:14.080 Yeah.

00:10:14.460 Not looking good.

00:10:15.320 It's time to indict Trump again.

00:10:16.780 Yeah.

00:10:17.120 Better slap a few extra charges.

00:10:19.720 What states can we go to?

00:10:20.840 Arizona, maybe?

00:10:22.420 Let's get Trump off the ballot somewhere.

00:10:24.380 Quick.

00:10:24.640 Who do we own?

00:10:25.380 Yeah.

00:10:25.740 All right.

00:10:26.340 Moving on.

00:10:27.140 Israel versus Hamas.

00:10:28.300 Hunter Biden wrote an op-ed, too, right?

00:10:30.580 Oh, yeah.

00:10:30.940 He wrote an op-ed saying that Rudy Giuliani and Steve Bannon were too mean or something.

00:10:37.060 That making fun of his addiction was worse than the addiction.

00:10:41.120 Yeah.

00:10:41.900 Yeah.

00:10:42.260 You saw the videos.

00:10:43.760 It's over, bro.

00:10:44.580 Don't think it was that bad.

00:10:45.000 Who is that article for?

00:10:46.520 Or who is he appealing to during that?

00:10:48.520 I don't know.

00:10:49.200 Like someone who just hasn't seen anything and they go, oh, he doesn't seem bad.

00:10:53.080 I think he's trying to build a case or something and plant seeds.

00:10:56.580 This is part of leg two.

00:10:58.060 This is leg one of a three-leg process.

00:11:00.020 So in a couple of years when they get him for something, he can be like, oh, I actually

00:11:03.280 wrote an article about how much that hurt my mental health.

00:11:06.120 Yeah.

00:11:06.700 Like he's just putting stuff out there so down the road he can refer back to it, I think.

00:11:11.600 Gotcha.

00:11:11.860 All right.

00:11:12.280 Israel versus Hamas.

00:11:13.260 We have updates.

00:11:13.960 Lots of people, which is weird, especially on the right wing, are fine with civilian deaths.

00:11:22.500 That's what I'm noticing here.

00:11:23.860 Getting crazy, which is a war crime.

00:11:25.680 Yeah.

00:11:26.020 A lot of war crimes, people who are fine with war crimes.

00:11:29.160 And then a lot of people who are pro-life who are like, well, civilians, they are siding

00:11:33.940 with Hamas.

00:11:34.720 They need to go.

00:11:36.140 First of all, there was a New York Times article.

00:11:38.900 Can you just read the underline there?

00:11:40.280 It became evident to U.S. officials that Israeli leaders believed mass civilian casualties were

00:11:46.020 an acceptable price in the military campaign.

00:11:48.740 Which is not good.

00:11:49.760 Yeah.

00:11:50.060 I don't know when.

00:11:50.820 When did that happen?

00:11:52.120 That happened, yeah, very recently.

00:11:53.980 But also, because there was the original terrorist attack on Israel, everyone thinks mass casualty

00:12:01.520 civilians, that happened to Israel.

00:12:03.440 One for one.

00:12:04.240 We got to get them back.

00:12:05.260 So it's like now that they're getting them back, everyone thinks, no, no, no, Israel was

00:12:08.960 the one who had the civilians attacked.

00:12:10.640 But it's like they're going to do actually worse and kill more civilians than were killed

00:12:14.580 in Israel.

00:12:15.020 But because they were attacked first, they kind of have like a smokescreen.

00:12:19.100 And if you go war crime for war crime, it's just a race to the bottom and you're slaughtering

00:12:23.180 women and children.

00:12:24.020 They're just as bad as the terrorists.

00:12:26.160 Let's play the Lindsey Graham clip from CNN.

00:12:29.320 He said the same thing here, basically.

00:12:31.340 Is there a threshold for you?

00:12:34.160 And do you think there should be one for the United States government at which the U.S.

00:12:39.040 would say, let's hold off for a second in terms of civilian casualties?

00:12:43.320 Is there a point at which you would start to question?

00:12:46.400 No, if somebody asked us after World War II, is there a limit what you would do to make

00:12:51.240 sure that Japan and Germany don't conquer the world?

00:12:54.180 Is there any limit what Israel should do to the people who are trying to slaughter the

00:12:58.300 Jews?

00:12:58.660 The answer is no.

00:12:59.600 There is no limit.

00:13:00.600 The answer is no.

00:13:01.600 Just unlimited.

00:13:02.700 Unlimited civilian deaths.

00:13:04.140 Thanks, Lindsey Graham.

00:13:04.860 Childless Lindsey Graham.

00:13:06.100 Yeah, which is interesting.

00:13:07.660 And then who is expected to take in all of the displaced refugees after this offensive?

00:13:13.880 Oh, I don't know.

00:13:14.540 Europe and America?

00:13:15.900 USA.

00:13:16.720 So on one hand, there's so-

00:13:18.780 Canada.

00:13:18.920 Canada will get sucked.

00:13:19.920 Take it a lot, dude.

00:13:20.900 You know how much they love that.

00:13:22.140 For sure.

00:13:23.060 So on one hand, these people are irredeemably evil.

00:13:27.040 They side with terrorists.

00:13:28.320 They deserve to die because they're terrorist sympathizers.

00:13:30.880 But then on the other hand, we have to take in all these refugees because they've been

00:13:33.440 displaced.

00:13:34.580 Kind of doesn't make sense to me.

00:13:35.840 It's called the lose-lose.

00:13:37.460 Yeah.

00:13:37.680 And this whole situation with Israel is kind of like showing people's true colors politically,

00:13:43.000 where it's like usually you have a set of rules and morals that you live by and you

00:13:46.960 apply them to like every issue.

00:13:48.640 And there seems to be like that kind of seems to be thrown out the window.

00:13:52.840 And then like Israel, Hamas situation has like its own set of independent rules that

00:13:58.440 are separate from like other beliefs we have.

00:14:00.940 Like play that Glenn Beck clip if you can.

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00:14:21.140 But there is something about the state of Israel that connects deeply to me.

00:14:27.540 To have the privilege to stand with the Jew is a tremendous honor.

00:14:40.560 What are you talking about?

00:14:41.780 Spiritually.

00:14:42.340 I think people are going crazy.

00:14:44.240 I don't know.

00:14:45.160 What are you talking about?

00:14:46.480 And then this other guy, he had a similar thing that the Jews are God's chosen people.

00:14:50.560 Stand with Israel.

00:14:51.640 Well, for one thing, let me just say that the Jews are God's chosen people.

00:14:55.700 And I think they should probably be ours.

00:14:58.440 But notwithstanding that, they were attacked by a vicious terrorist organization who didn't

00:15:05.320 kill civilians inadvertently in defending themselves.

00:15:09.340 They launched a war of aggression.

00:15:10.980 And it was against civilians purposefully.

00:15:13.820 Okay, war of aggression.

00:15:14.940 Reasonable.

00:15:15.720 Yeah.

00:15:16.020 Israel should fight back.

00:15:17.640 What's the chosen people thing?

00:15:19.460 This is international relations.

00:15:20.900 What are we talking about?

00:15:22.520 People are going nuts.

00:15:23.460 Like, ignore every, you know, however I get to my other decisions.

00:15:27.060 This has its own set of rules.

00:15:28.880 Okay, I need people to help me in the comments.

00:15:30.920 I know there's good Christian people in the comments who are more well-versed on this than

00:15:35.260 me.

00:15:36.000 The Jews are God's chosen people.

00:15:37.780 I hear that a lot.

00:15:39.780 Why would God's chosen people not accept Christ?

00:15:44.740 Doesn't that not make sense?

00:15:46.360 Yeah, I don't know.

00:15:47.200 It doesn't ring true to me.

00:15:48.240 They're like, oh, they're God's chosen people on one hand, and on the other hand, like,

00:15:51.980 they don't acknowledge Jesus as the son of God.

00:15:55.460 They don't think he was a prophet or anything like that either.

00:15:58.920 Like, we've seen what Ben Shapiro said about Jesus.

00:16:01.680 So it's like, why would God's chosen people on one hand be God's chosen people, and then

00:16:05.480 on the other hand, they reject Christ entirely?

00:16:08.120 So let me know in the comments.

00:16:09.240 Someone please explain that to me.

00:16:10.880 Because when I hear the Jews are God's chosen people, it just kind of hits my brain, and

00:16:15.240 I go, hmm, doesn't sound right.

00:16:17.960 So I don't know.

00:16:19.000 But I want to know.

00:16:20.140 I want to be informed, and I want to be educated.

00:16:23.240 There's good people in the comments who can explain that to me, I'm sure.

00:16:26.920 Please let me know.

00:16:27.960 I also saw this other thing.

00:16:29.040 Why do Christians agree that Jews are God's chosen people?

00:16:32.220 That's what I don't know.

00:16:34.420 That's where it would be like, no, I think it's us.

00:16:36.340 It's our religion.

00:16:37.100 It's the chosen people, right?

00:16:38.380 I mean, isn't that kind of the whole point?

00:16:39.980 It's like the God's chosen people are the ones who believe in Christ.

00:16:42.660 Yeah.

00:16:43.020 Doesn't that make sense?

00:16:43.920 That ring's truer.

00:16:44.960 That ring's real true.

00:16:46.220 That ring's real true to me.

00:16:48.820 So let us know, because I want to be informed on that.

00:16:51.980 And also, I saw this thing about how some Jews don't use the plus sign.

00:16:56.920 Yeah.

00:16:57.500 Because it looks like a cross.

00:16:59.240 So they'll use like an upside down T instead.

00:17:02.860 Alternative plus sign.

00:17:03.920 And it says, the Jewish tradition dates from the 19th century to write a plus sign using

00:17:07.800 this symbol.

00:17:08.580 It was adopted by Israeli schools in commonplace today in elementary schools.

00:17:13.000 It's used occasionally.

00:17:14.280 The reason this practice is it avoids writing the symbol plus that looks like a Christian cross.

00:17:19.880 So it's like, you guys don't want to even acknowledge a Christian cross, but you're God's chosen people

00:17:24.880 and Jesus is the son of God.

00:17:26.820 Doesn't, I don't get it.

00:17:28.040 I'm not making the connection.

00:17:29.920 All right, let's move on.

00:17:31.420 We're still in the Israel section.

00:17:32.360 There was a Palestinian protest, a pro-Palestinian protest, and they really sent out not the

00:17:38.060 best.

00:17:38.560 Well, I mean, and that's the thing.

00:17:40.060 This is average current thing, Enjoyer.

00:17:42.100 This is who is taking up arms in the West for Palestine cause.

00:17:46.380 Be free from the river to the sea.

00:17:49.660 Palestine will be free from the river to the sea.

00:17:52.120 Look at the guy behind there.

00:17:53.380 Palestine will be free.

00:17:55.360 Free, free.

00:17:56.400 Palestine will be free.

00:17:58.420 That's good.

00:17:59.480 A real ragtag bunch.

00:18:02.360 They're not sending their best.

00:18:03.760 That's like a baseball movie at the beginning.

00:18:05.880 That's what the team looks like.

00:18:07.160 And eventually they come together and they get an ace and then they win the league at the

00:18:10.740 end.

00:18:11.060 But right now it's looking grim.

00:18:12.880 Yeah.

00:18:13.060 The bench warmers are out.

00:18:14.900 And it's weird because those people are like kind of the typical protester types.

00:18:20.020 Of course.

00:18:20.480 They're perpetually protesting.

00:18:21.660 And they see the Palestinian cause as like an anti-white thing.

00:18:27.540 Yeah, of course.

00:18:28.360 Oppressors versus oppressed.

00:18:29.160 And then they don't understand like global politics.

00:18:31.500 They think Jewish people are under the white umbrella.

00:18:34.200 And they're like, oh, these white people are oppressing these Muslim people.

00:18:37.320 These brown people were on the anti-white side.

00:18:39.900 Yeah.

00:18:40.600 Last thing we'll say about the Israel stuff.

00:18:42.760 Dave Rubin drove by a protest and called the people Nazis driving past a Nazi rally in London.

00:18:48.400 Isn't that what they do to us, Dave?

00:18:49.860 Like, again, it's all rules are out the window when it's your personal, like, war.

00:18:55.880 You know what I mean?

00:18:56.720 So we pride ourselves on like not blanket labeling people things just to disqualify them and not

00:19:02.400 hear the other side.

00:19:03.500 And then fucking Nazi protests.

00:19:06.240 These are the people at the protest.

00:19:07.780 It's like these Muppets.

00:19:09.060 All right.

00:19:09.480 People are going crazy.

00:19:10.820 People are losing their shit.

00:19:13.340 And we're going to get into that.

00:19:14.380 You see the Razorblade missing person poster?

00:19:17.380 Hey, that's a good move.

00:19:18.720 That's 3D warfare, right?

00:19:20.940 I'm not pulling papers up.

00:19:22.100 I'm not pulling papers.

00:19:23.180 I don't do that.

00:19:23.960 But, you know, I thought that's a little it's escalating.

00:19:26.800 It is escalating.

00:19:27.640 All right.

00:19:27.980 Page three of housekeeping.

00:19:30.020 We're getting into the good stuff.

00:19:31.520 OK.

00:19:31.920 We're settling in for the show.

00:19:33.160 You guys excited?

00:19:33.960 We have a great show today.

00:19:35.780 Should I tell them or do you want to tell them?

00:19:37.820 I'm not telling them anything.

00:19:38.800 Well, there's a rumor going around that you were giving the trick-or-treaters the banana

00:19:43.520 Laffy Taffy so you could save the Snickers and the Reese's for yourself.

00:19:48.120 That's not true.

00:19:49.940 That's not true.

00:19:51.620 I deny unequivocally.

00:19:53.200 OK.

00:19:53.700 Well, we had trick-or-treaters come.

00:19:55.600 I noticed some things.

00:19:56.880 No one looked me in the eye.

00:19:58.440 A lot of weird kids.

00:19:59.360 I asked one kid what his outfit was.

00:20:00.940 And he said it's a character from a web comic I write, which is cool.

00:20:05.740 I was like, oh, that's really cool.

00:20:07.280 Like, keep doing that.

00:20:08.160 But it was kind of nerd bullshit.

00:20:10.180 Yeah, web comic.

00:20:11.020 Yeah.

00:20:11.400 It was nerd bullshit.

00:20:13.020 And then I was just giving out, like, handfuls of candy because I don't know.

00:20:16.280 Like, I don't know if you give one.

00:20:17.280 So I was just like, handful, handful, happy to have you.

00:20:20.060 And then one kid goes, this is good stuff.

00:20:23.140 And it's like, don't you guys have unfettered access to, like, anything you want?

00:20:26.780 I thought so.

00:20:27.540 Like, getting a Snickers, tough.

00:20:30.080 But you guys, like, can do anything.

00:20:32.580 So that was funny.

00:20:34.220 It was good.

00:20:35.040 A lot of Halloween commuters.

00:20:37.100 Yeah.

00:20:37.760 A lot of people commute to the nice neighborhood to go trick-or-treating there.

00:20:40.740 Yeah, I noticed that, too.

00:20:42.580 All right.

00:20:43.160 That's the end of the Halloween stuff.

00:20:45.080 Okay.

00:20:46.440 Still coming off of our Snarf Snarf win.

00:20:49.280 Yeah, the high.

00:20:50.060 Feeling the high of it.

00:20:51.040 And I kind of want to just tell you guys, like, why we do it.

00:20:55.380 It's kind of to remind everyone that anything is possible.

00:20:59.460 So this is a hopeful thing?

00:21:01.880 Like, you can achieve your dreams.

00:21:04.080 One day, your snoring is a sign of an underlying health issue.

00:21:09.920 You might have sleep apnea.

00:21:11.560 You might need a machine to help you sleep.

00:21:13.380 But the next day, they named a snowplow Snarf Snarf.

00:21:16.400 When it's time to play, it's easy to find your next favorite game with Fodog.

00:21:22.220 Play free casino games, get poker tips, and check out the latest sports odds.

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00:21:29.360 Hashtag make a play.

00:21:30.780 It can flip just like that.

00:21:33.980 That's how quick.

00:21:34.980 And your sleep apnea problem goes away.

00:21:37.020 You're not snoring anymore, as far as you know.

00:21:39.380 And then in Maine.

00:21:40.360 There's a snowplow in Maine named Snarf Snarf.

00:21:42.520 So, yeah.

00:21:42.940 So just keep going.

00:21:44.300 It can just switch one day, guys.

00:21:46.500 100%.

00:21:46.860 All right.

00:21:48.660 Also, I wanted to, you know how you said a couple of minutes ago, people are going crazy?

00:21:52.880 Yeah, they are.

00:21:53.980 I've noticed something in my own life.

00:21:57.220 Little things.

00:21:58.860 I'm like more sensitive to little things.

00:22:00.860 For example, when I pull the rope and fight with Jerry, he has a toy rope.

00:22:04.920 When I hear the rope slide through his teeth, it kind of like gives me the heebie-jeebies.

00:22:10.160 Okay.

00:22:10.700 And then when I'm watching movies and someone's on a high-up ledge or on a cliff or hanging from like a rafter or something.

00:22:16.500 Yeah.

00:22:16.740 I feel the feeling of being high up for a second.

00:22:19.780 And I kind of like, oh.

00:22:20.460 So it's like whatever is going on, they're like ramping it up.

00:22:25.840 So whatever is coming is coming.

00:22:27.280 Okay.

00:22:27.740 Okay.

00:22:28.500 It's getting ramped up.

00:22:29.420 And I'm more sensitive to, I don't know, stimuli.

00:22:33.120 But you know what I mean?

00:22:34.180 I guess.

00:22:34.900 I guess.

00:22:35.200 I see someone like hanging off a ledge in a movie.

00:22:38.560 And I, for a second, get the feeling of being on that ledge.

00:22:42.140 And I have like that dropped stomach feeling.

00:22:44.160 Okay.

00:22:44.440 So what does it all mean?

00:22:45.600 Tune in next week.

00:22:46.440 Well, whatever is coming is coming.

00:22:48.120 And they're ramping it up.

00:22:49.220 Okay.

00:22:49.580 And then that takes us to our next part.

00:22:51.720 Nothing can stop what's coming.

00:22:53.600 Is that picture of Trump?

00:22:55.400 I just wanted to remind you guys.

00:22:58.280 Nothing can stop what's coming.

00:23:00.860 And we have Trump and the White House.

00:23:03.700 We the people.

00:23:04.800 Who is this guy?

00:23:05.740 Where is this face?

00:23:06.960 I don't know.

00:23:08.040 I posted it to my story.

00:23:09.360 And people are like, that's not Trump.

00:23:11.620 It's like, okay.

00:23:12.720 Is it?

00:23:13.000 Oh, I didn't know.

00:23:13.660 And we also have a political update too.

00:23:15.960 Which one?

00:23:16.480 The one on the right up there.

00:23:19.160 Top right.

00:23:19.700 Yeah.

00:23:20.600 So we have some poll updates, I think.

00:23:22.660 We got Donald Trump.

00:23:23.760 Yeah.

00:23:23.980 This is what?

00:23:24.880 The big Chris Christie.

00:23:26.700 He takes three pictures.

00:23:28.700 And then we have Nikki Haley and Vivek Ramswami and Rob Flark.

00:23:33.780 So there's our political update.

00:23:36.500 All right.

00:23:37.480 Let's move on.

00:23:38.600 Get to some more stuff.

00:23:40.520 Some more serious stuff.

00:23:42.480 NASCAR has a new driver.

00:23:44.080 It's kind of like a little sports update section.

00:23:46.600 NASCAR's got a new driver.

00:23:48.760 I just got offered to become a NASCAR driver for part time.

00:23:57.280 There you go.

00:23:58.340 You know who that is?

00:23:59.380 No.

00:23:59.940 Daniel Larson.

00:24:01.020 He's like a famous guy.

00:24:02.760 Is he really?

00:24:03.260 Yeah.

00:24:03.440 He's famous.

00:24:04.420 He's not a NASCAR driver?

00:24:05.500 No.

00:24:06.020 He's a schizotype.

00:24:07.700 Yeah.

00:24:07.980 Yeah.

00:24:08.460 And then another sports update.

00:24:09.760 You should know him.

00:24:10.720 I'm going to look into him more.

00:24:12.980 Lots of lore.

00:24:13.820 Lots of lore.

00:24:14.400 Yeah?

00:24:14.640 Yeah.

00:24:15.100 You don't even know what you just did.

00:24:17.100 Really?

00:24:17.620 Yeah.

00:24:18.740 Is he going to like us?

00:24:20.220 No.

00:24:20.440 He won't know.

00:24:21.300 He won't see it.

00:24:21.960 That's all I care about.

00:24:22.800 Don't worry about it.

00:24:23.440 Yeah.

00:24:24.120 And then we have a basketball update.

00:24:26.840 There's a basketball player.

00:24:29.040 Oh, yeah.

00:24:29.600 Along with our fascination of random urban names, I guess we'll call them.

00:24:34.520 Yeah.

00:24:34.900 This guy.

00:24:35.420 Hometown Chicago, Illinois.

00:24:37.100 A million bugs.

00:24:39.200 His name is a million bugs.

00:24:41.720 That's pretty good.

00:24:42.820 Yeah.

00:24:43.140 I just wanted to point that out to everybody.

00:24:44.660 I know.

00:24:45.880 Klaus Schwab loves this guy.

00:24:47.920 A million bugs.

00:24:48.860 A million bugs.

00:24:49.600 That's what's for dinner.

00:24:50.700 What's crawling all over my skin and laying eggs on me?

00:24:53.160 A million bugs.

00:24:54.100 Hey, how was the picnic?

00:24:55.520 Oh, man.

00:24:56.100 It was bad.

00:24:56.580 A million bugs showed up.

00:24:57.640 A million.

00:24:59.040 Yeah.

00:24:59.600 He stole our picnic.

00:25:01.200 Yeah.

00:25:02.260 All right.

00:25:03.140 Moving on.

00:25:04.840 Christmas is coming, guys.

00:25:06.760 Everyone knows that.

00:25:07.740 You need to be sending us gifts to the P.O. box.

00:25:10.780 Stop.

00:25:12.760 And people ask, what do you want?

00:25:14.300 What kind of stuff do you like?

00:25:15.900 Here's an example of something I would be happy to receive.

00:25:18.780 It's an Assad blanket.

00:25:20.860 So stuff like that.

00:25:23.560 Weird and unique items.

00:25:24.880 Weird and unique items right up my alley.

00:25:27.120 I would like that Assad blanket.

00:25:29.060 P.O. box is listed in the description.

00:25:31.240 Please send us stuff.

00:25:32.420 Send us two of whatever you send so Richard Rathaway can have one, too.

00:25:35.780 Don't send us anything illegal or else you'll kill the fake intern.

00:25:39.300 Yep.

00:25:39.740 All right.

00:25:40.080 Let's go check on this week in bad stand-up.

00:25:43.340 We had a bad stand-up clip for this week.

00:25:45.380 Do you guys think Hitler was a picky eater?

00:25:52.760 No.

00:25:54.280 Yeah.

00:25:54.900 He probably was just separating his German sausage with sauerkraut.

00:25:59.320 And in the background, his mom was like, fucking eat your sausage.

00:26:03.340 Fucking eat your German sausage.

00:26:04.800 It's probably they just call it sausage.

00:26:08.500 Getting laughs.

00:26:09.340 And then he's like, one day, one day, I will be able to do this properly with other picky eaters.

00:26:16.460 World War II.

00:26:18.100 Okay.

00:26:19.460 Okay.

00:26:20.160 I don't know.

00:26:20.540 These days I'm just obsessed with racial cleansing.

00:26:23.240 I don't know why.

00:26:26.840 I think there should be.

00:26:27.860 I don't know.

00:26:28.320 Some race should be gone.

00:26:29.840 You know what I mean?

00:26:30.680 We don't need some race.

00:26:33.560 Oh, my God.

00:26:37.540 And the people ask me, like, what kind of race?

00:26:39.400 Like, I personally don't like Koreans.

00:26:43.060 My people.

00:26:44.020 They're just too brilliant.

00:26:44.600 Sounded like Lindsey Graham on CNN.

00:26:46.540 Okay.

00:26:47.840 Some races need to go.

00:26:49.140 And I was thinking, all right, she's doing the bit where it's like the Indy 500.

00:26:52.840 Yeah.

00:26:53.420 Or now, you know, that's the race.

00:26:54.960 Ha, ha, ha.

00:26:57.000 Nope.

00:26:57.540 Just straight up Koreans.

00:26:59.360 The Koreans.

00:27:00.140 The ethnic blood feud lasts.

00:27:02.640 Racial cleansing.

00:27:03.700 Yeah.

00:27:04.000 I've been obsessed with racial cleansing lately.

00:27:05.840 What?

00:27:06.480 Great set.

00:27:07.460 You know, sometimes I feel like, hey, are we talking about Ronda Santa's boots too much?

00:27:10.940 Is this podcast, you know, what are we doing?

00:27:12.900 Are we giving enough?

00:27:14.280 And then people got dressed, did a two drink minimum, went out, got a date.

00:27:19.740 Uber.

00:27:20.240 Uber, everything.

00:27:21.340 And cost them 200 bucks to go see this bit.

00:27:23.760 And then I go, all right, cool.

00:27:25.860 People can watch us in the comfort of their own home.

00:27:28.080 You know, we're, we're killing it.

00:27:29.340 We're doing great.

00:27:31.160 Someone, she wrote those jokes.

00:27:33.140 Yeah.

00:27:33.320 She may have even tried them on someone.

00:27:34.980 I know.

00:27:35.520 And they go, oh, we're talking about racial cleansing.

00:27:37.020 She tried them on someone who didn't speak English as well as her.

00:27:39.640 And they were like, oh yeah.

00:27:41.060 Like, I don't get it, but I think it's good.

00:27:42.580 She goes, oh, it's going to be good.

00:27:43.540 It's going to be good.

00:27:44.180 You don't get, you don't get the language.

00:27:45.640 Yeah.

00:27:46.080 All right.

00:27:46.380 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:27:47.280 We have our doppels, which we don't really do anymore.

00:27:49.280 We have some quick doppels this week.

00:27:50.900 Okay.

00:27:51.400 Fleck has got kidnapped by Hamas.

00:27:53.480 There he is.

00:27:54.460 Fleck is fishing now.

00:27:55.580 He's got a fishing channel.

00:27:57.140 Big or small.

00:27:58.100 Fishing is for all.

00:27:59.000 There he is.

00:27:59.860 I don't think that's me.

00:28:01.160 That's close enough.

00:28:02.540 Here's Rat Boy introducing to the Falcons, David Harreld's team manager.

00:28:07.240 All right.

00:28:09.000 What's the Falcons?

00:28:11.080 The Falcons.

00:28:11.800 I don't know.

00:28:12.240 The Falcons.

00:28:12.900 Is that a team?

00:28:13.960 No.

00:28:14.220 I assumed it was the NFL, but it looks like a different logo.

00:28:17.020 So I don't know.

00:28:17.880 We'll see.

00:28:18.500 That's you.

00:28:18.920 It could be lacrosse or something.

00:28:20.120 There's you at the hospital.

00:28:21.380 Too many sips of coffee, they said.

00:28:23.680 Here's me.

00:28:24.640 Clinical social worker.

00:28:26.040 He, him.

00:28:26.600 Pronouns.

00:28:27.180 There you go.

00:28:28.120 That is you.

00:28:29.340 Pussy.

00:28:31.120 And then here's Street Rat Fleckis, I believe.

00:28:33.740 Yep.

00:28:34.780 Here we go.

00:28:36.960 There's me.

00:28:38.240 No audio because it's copyright, but there's me.

00:28:41.100 You started a fire of some kind.

00:28:42.780 There you go.

00:28:43.300 At the bus stop in LA.

00:28:44.200 Those are our doppels.

00:28:45.160 We have a little bit of shout outs.

00:28:46.420 We have a Halloween shout out, right?

00:28:48.820 Yeah.

00:28:49.900 People were us for Halloween.

00:28:51.360 That's very cool.

00:28:52.180 They, that guy shaved his head.

00:28:54.200 Yeah.

00:28:54.680 This is a costume.

00:28:56.040 And his birthday was on Halloween.

00:28:57.380 So happy birthday, Spencer.

00:28:59.300 And thank you, Sarah.

00:29:00.520 I think this was tastefully done.

00:29:02.040 That was great.

00:29:02.640 Look at the RRB beard, the iced coffee glasses.

00:29:04.960 The watered down iced coffee.

00:29:06.160 Sleeveless black hoodie.

00:29:08.200 Yeah, they nailed it.

00:29:09.220 Yeah.

00:29:09.380 That wins.

00:29:09.980 And then Madeline from Bonus Land.

00:29:12.060 She was.

00:29:13.660 Trunchbull.

00:29:14.540 Trunchbull from Matilda.

00:29:16.520 Yep.

00:29:17.200 Very nice.

00:29:17.720 Much too good for children.

00:29:19.440 See, I don't, I never saw Matilda.

00:29:21.380 Oh, I know Matilda.

00:29:22.320 But that's a Bonus Land watcher.

00:29:23.820 Thank you.

00:29:24.400 Riley's part of Riley's friend group.

00:29:27.020 Yep.

00:29:27.180 Very nice.

00:29:28.780 We also have a Coast Guard shout out.

00:29:32.040 Hey Fleckis.

00:29:33.580 I'm a really big fan of the show.

00:29:34.960 Uh, I'm in the United States Coast Guard.

00:29:38.220 And, uh, I just want to show you, uh, how we put on our gas mask as fast as possible.

00:29:43.760 Got my gas mask right here.

00:29:46.500 Ready?

00:29:48.020 Go.

00:29:51.440 Yeah, that's key.

00:29:52.360 You get the mask on first and then you strap it up later.

00:29:54.640 And then you strap it up.

00:29:55.560 He knows his shit.

00:29:56.600 He's in the Coast Guard.

00:30:01.740 Fleckis talks the podcast.

00:30:03.340 It's rated the best new podcast of all time.

00:30:05.900 Very nice.

00:30:06.820 Say the line.

00:30:07.760 Yeah.

00:30:08.220 Very cool.

00:30:08.980 Thank you for your service.

00:30:10.420 Uh, we have some, uh, shout outs as well, um, from Bonus Land.

00:30:13.720 So this week and going forward, if you want to get a shout out, it's really going to help

00:30:18.580 your cause if you're a Bonus Land member and you send a screenshot, it's really going

00:30:22.600 to get you to the top of the list.

00:30:24.380 Uh, happy 20th birthday to Ty Scrumph.

00:30:26.880 His birthday is today.

00:30:28.480 Happy 20th birthday to Brogan on November 4th, a couple of days ago.

00:30:32.600 Brogan.

00:30:33.340 Brogan.

00:30:33.740 Yeah.

00:30:34.320 Shout out to Bill and his daughter, Kennedy Joy, celebrating their birthdays on Sunday.

00:30:39.220 Bonus Landers as well.

00:30:40.480 And shout out to Cooper and Logan, their twins, their birthdays on the 4th, their show watchers

00:30:44.920 and Bonus Landers.

00:30:46.240 So thank you to you guys for being Bonus Landers.

00:30:49.020 You get your shout outs.

00:30:49.900 And if you guys want shout outs too, make sure you join Bonus Land.

00:30:52.480 You get extra episodes of the show 30 minutes after each public episode, four plus hours a

00:30:58.160 month.

00:30:58.560 Fleckistalks.com is the website.

00:31:00.280 Make sure you sign up and get your shout outs.

00:31:03.140 All right.

00:31:03.460 Moving on.

00:31:04.120 Cringe of the week.

00:31:04.780 All right.

00:31:09.220 First clip of Cringe is the puberty blocker for trans kids person.

00:31:14.340 Yeah.

00:31:14.780 The thing that gets me about the anti-trans conservative rhetoric around like puberty

00:31:18.400 blockers for trans kids is that if they really did care about making sure children weren't

00:31:23.800 being mutilated or weren't being like coerced, they would be the number one advocates for

00:31:29.120 puberty blockers, not only because they're empirically supported and because they were

00:31:32.520 developed for cisgender people, but because they would realize that forcing somebody to

00:31:37.280 go through a puberty with a dominant hormone that is misaligned with your actual gender,

00:31:42.160 that would be by their terms mutilation.

00:31:45.160 Oh, we had it backwards the whole time.

00:31:49.160 This little twink guy is right.

00:31:50.800 Yeah.

00:31:51.220 It turns out going through your natural gender puberty is, that's mutilation.

00:31:57.800 Yeah.

00:31:58.260 Oh, it's empirically supported.

00:31:59.700 We don't believe in your sci-fi shit.

00:32:01.940 The stupid world you've made up.

00:32:04.080 Hey, if everything was backwards and opposite, then you'd be the real bad guy.

00:32:08.220 It's like, we don't take leaps like you do.

00:32:10.500 You just swallow shit hook, line, and sinker.

00:32:12.600 Science says, I make sense.

00:32:15.040 You're an idiot.

00:32:16.620 Look what's going on.

00:32:17.620 You're wearing a crop top.

00:32:19.080 A hundred percent, man.

00:32:19.780 But hey, new Dylan Mulvaney just dropped.

00:32:22.000 This guy could be next up.

00:32:23.540 He could be next up.

00:32:24.820 I want to do like the urban headline.

00:32:27.140 Is this Harry Gender Bender next up out of Atlanta?

00:32:31.660 He might be.

00:32:32.700 No jumper.

00:32:33.600 He might be.

00:32:35.020 I think he's on my short list of people who are my favorite trans people.

00:32:40.120 Yeah.

00:32:40.380 He's next up.

00:32:41.140 He's growing.

00:32:41.580 Dylan is sidelined.

00:32:44.780 Dylan is a brand rooner.

00:32:46.600 This guy's got new.

00:32:47.620 He's a blank slate.

00:32:48.580 He can do whatever he wants.

00:32:49.780 I like that what he's saying though is like the natural process you go through is like

00:32:55.240 unnatural.

00:32:56.200 So it's like, what does it say about your worldview if your number one opponent is nature?

00:33:01.300 Yeah.

00:33:01.940 And like how things go naturally.

00:33:04.060 It does not bode well for your thesis.

00:33:07.160 Yeah.

00:33:07.640 So it's, and I was talking to the medic Sisyphus about this and he was saying something similar

00:33:12.360 where it's like, he's so narcissistic that he thinks his feelings like outweigh nature.

00:33:18.820 Yeah.

00:33:19.420 Like, oh, kids will go change from, you know, 15 to 20.

00:33:23.260 They'll make changes like this.

00:33:24.740 But if you feel weird, like you're more important than what's going to naturally happen, which

00:33:29.720 is actually insane.

00:33:30.800 So take a ton of pharmaceuticals and suppress that.

00:33:33.720 And even, and if you stop taking them, the nature reclaims.

00:33:38.000 It's like plants growing over a Detroit empty lot.

00:33:41.820 You know, nature comes back if you're not constantly playing defense.

00:33:44.940 Yeah.

00:33:45.320 So this guy could be next up.

00:33:46.960 My pick, my favorite gender bender is this next guy who is getting misgendered at the

00:33:53.540 restaurants and records himself getting misgendered and then complains.

00:33:56.620 Yeah.

00:33:56.780 This is like top tier shit.

00:33:58.140 And we've covered this guy in the elevator last week.

00:34:02.040 And then we've covered him, you know, a time before when it was the urban youths and he

00:34:07.560 wanted the dainty stewardess or, uh, not stewardess, the dainty hostess.

00:34:12.940 Like, why didn't you say anything?

00:34:14.560 It's like those three hooded, hooded youths.

00:34:16.400 Why didn't you stand up for me?

00:34:17.600 And she's like, I'm 5'1", 1'10".

00:34:19.600 We're all girls here.

00:34:20.940 So here he is.

00:34:21.760 Yeah.

00:34:22.720 Looks like he's having a nice feast.

00:34:25.760 She, she, her.

00:34:26.480 Yeah.

00:34:27.380 It's okay.

00:34:28.000 It's all good.

00:34:28.340 But it was not all good.

00:34:30.940 Hi.

00:34:31.420 I use she, her pronouns.

00:34:33.220 I'm not sir.

00:34:33.920 Oh, so sorry.

00:34:34.620 Yeah.

00:34:34.860 Like, it, it, it's like a knife in the heart.

00:34:37.860 I also, I did specifically ask ahead of time not to be called sir.

00:34:42.000 Asked ahead of time.

00:34:42.620 Yeah, I'm just going to go.

00:34:43.520 Asked ahead of time.

00:34:47.020 Okay.

00:34:47.660 The sweet water starts at, okay.

00:34:49.600 Not, not.

00:34:50.360 I mean, I'm so sorry.

00:34:51.520 I have all this.

00:34:52.120 Not sir.

00:34:52.780 He's just always like a knife.

00:34:54.340 It always hurts every single time.

00:34:56.340 He does that for 10 more reps.

00:34:57.480 Can you do a couple more?

00:34:58.540 There's the one where he goes to the Chinese restaurant.

00:35:00.920 Um, and it's like clearly like an Asian person who doesn't know.

00:35:05.780 I don't need to be called ma'am.

00:35:07.260 I just need.

00:35:08.300 Can you call me sir?

00:35:10.040 Hey, I just want to tell you that the person who gave me this called me sir.

00:35:15.520 What?

00:35:16.440 Called me sir.

00:35:17.340 Oh.

00:35:20.520 Just like, it kind of just hurts a lot to get called sir.

00:35:24.640 Oh, sorry about that.

00:35:26.340 Very good.

00:35:26.920 Oh, sorry about that.

00:35:28.260 Okay.

00:35:28.820 Sorry about that.

00:35:29.840 Yeah.

00:35:30.060 Like no idea what you're talking about.

00:35:31.420 English as a second language.

00:35:32.980 First generation immigrant working a waitress job at a Chinese restaurant.

00:35:37.200 Just going like, no, we're backwards and upside down here.

00:35:40.660 Yeah.

00:35:41.100 That's the problem with society.

00:35:42.420 He needs to correct them.

00:35:43.400 So I think I figured out his bit though.

00:35:45.660 Uh, we got to come up with a name for this guy.

00:35:47.660 A, uh, I think Mr. Sir is a good fit.

00:35:51.180 Maybe something like that.

00:35:52.600 Something wittier we need.

00:35:53.800 Maybe the audience can help us.

00:35:55.060 I like Mr. Sir so far.

00:35:56.160 Mr. Sir.

00:35:56.780 Um, but I think it's kind of like this, uh, trans, like, I don't know, stimulus, stimulus

00:36:04.900 that they like where he defends himself super aggressively.

00:36:08.180 And so like normally people, they get misgendered, they go, Oh, I'm sad now.

00:36:12.800 But he's like, no, it's fight time.

00:36:15.120 So it's like kind of like a, uh, converse, uh, adversarial type thing.

00:36:19.360 And they go, yeah, do it.

00:36:21.340 Defend yourselves.

00:36:22.260 You're not a sir.

00:36:23.280 Even though you're the most masculine trans person I've ever seen.

00:36:27.060 Yeah.

00:36:27.280 Like the victimhood content, standing up for yourself content is like a wave that's coming.

00:36:32.520 Exactly.

00:36:33.180 I really do think so.

00:36:34.460 And then there was a funny comment on it where someone replied to him and said skill issue.

00:36:39.220 Yeah.

00:36:39.780 Meaning like it's not their fault for misgendering you.

00:36:42.540 It's a skill issue.

00:36:43.540 Like you kind of look like a dude.

00:36:45.220 You aren't even doing much at all.

00:36:47.220 You have a perm and what?

00:36:48.520 I don't know.

00:36:49.180 I love your midriff.

00:36:50.400 I love the Chinese restaurant.

00:36:52.220 Oh, okay.

00:36:52.920 Yeah.

00:36:53.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:53.740 Just want him to shut up and get the fuck out.

00:36:55.680 So this guy is like an up and coming, uh, trans person.

00:36:59.820 He's like a top pick in my, if we were to have a trans draft, I want him to be my first

00:37:06.000 pick, like a fantasy league draft.

00:37:08.100 Okay.

00:37:08.420 I'm going to start off with Mr.

00:37:09.940 Sirs, my first pick.

00:37:11.020 You can go next.

00:37:12.080 Okay.

00:37:12.920 Uh, might be controversial.

00:37:15.900 Big titty wood shop teacher.

00:37:17.280 That's who I'm going to take.

00:37:18.620 Just, that's a personal favorite.

00:37:20.140 And I'm going to go with Admiral Levine next.

00:37:21.880 Get the military behind us.

00:37:23.440 I'll just go ahead and scoop up Elliot Page.

00:37:25.760 No big deal.

00:37:26.600 Easy.

00:37:27.180 Easy.

00:37:28.640 Um, it's, I'm stuck between Dylan Mulvaney and the Wachowski sisters.

00:37:33.880 Do I get both Wachowski sisters as one?

00:37:35.700 Yep.

00:37:35.840 Yep.

00:37:35.860 All right.

00:37:36.240 Wachowski sisters.

00:37:37.200 And I'll scoop up Dylan.

00:37:38.260 I got Dylan.

00:37:39.000 My team's looking good.

00:37:41.080 Um, I am going to take Harry Indian guy, girl.

00:37:45.700 Yeah.

00:37:46.180 That's a good one.

00:37:46.900 I wanted that one next.

00:37:48.460 I'm going to go ahead and snag the luggage twink.

00:37:50.300 Sam Brinton.

00:37:51.260 Hmm.

00:37:52.040 Well then, am I the last pick?

00:37:54.000 Hmm.

00:37:54.280 I think so.

00:37:55.200 Um, well the guy last, I'll pick the guy from the last video.

00:37:58.700 Okay.

00:37:59.120 New up and coming Dylan Mulvaney.

00:38:00.780 Yeah.

00:38:01.100 Next one up from Atlanta.

00:38:02.300 Okay.

00:38:02.620 And I'll take Jeffrey Marsh, the guy who has a Patreon and who always tries to talk to the

00:38:06.240 kids.

00:38:06.460 That's our front five.

00:38:07.600 Yeah.

00:38:07.900 That's my starting five.

00:38:09.860 That's pretty good.

00:38:11.040 I'm happy.

00:38:11.820 Especially with Admiral Levine.

00:38:13.000 Yeah.

00:38:13.180 I got a good team.

00:38:13.940 I got a good team.

00:38:14.660 All right.

00:38:15.180 Moving on.

00:38:16.000 We are still in cringe.

00:38:17.460 Um, there was a debate club.

00:38:19.920 You guys know how debate clubs work.

00:38:21.580 Yeah.

00:38:21.900 I roughly, I was never in a debate club, but I roughly know how they work.

00:38:25.180 You get two sides of an argument and then both groups make their points and then whoever

00:38:29.700 is the most compelling side wins.

00:38:32.300 They win.

00:38:32.920 They advance.

00:38:33.700 That's debate.

00:38:34.420 So there was a debate championship.

00:38:37.420 I think these kids are seniors in high school.

00:38:39.500 Yeah.

00:38:39.920 And there's kind of a tweet that explains what happened.

00:38:41.900 So this might be in the front running.

00:38:43.960 I'll explain it in the tweet for a second, but you want to play this old clip just to

00:38:47.740 kind of, yeah, this is our current favorite debate.

00:38:50.880 Yeah.

00:38:51.300 Before this debate clip, this was our favorite debate clip.

00:38:54.320 Uh, these people won a debate championship, uh, Towson university from Towson university.

00:39:00.220 And I think they won because of their race, not because of the argument.

00:39:06.140 I'm going to go out on a limb and say that as well, but we'll let the debate speak for

00:39:09.960 itself.

00:39:10.240 Right.

00:39:10.620 What was the topic?

00:39:11.600 First of all, the topic was restricting presidential war powers authority.

00:39:15.220 They say the nigga is always already queer.

00:39:17.000 That's exactly the point.

00:39:17.880 It means that the impact is that that is an impact turn to the afraid that it is the case

00:39:22.840 turned to the affirmative because we, uh, we are saying that queer bodies are not able

00:39:26.060 to survive.

00:39:26.520 That it necessarily means that the body, uh, of the nigga is not able to survive.

00:39:29.800 Um, we got the topic in about July, um, and we started doing our research then.

00:39:33.800 That when the nigga, uh, sees he's suffering, that he can only, uh, envision himself, that

00:39:38.700 he, uh, does not see another nigga that he, uh, can feel sympathy for or embrace, but

00:39:43.020 rather, uh, that, uh, that, that other, you get the point.

00:39:45.940 So that was how the debate went and everyone, I guess the judges heard it and were like,

00:39:50.160 uh, it's my, it's a black woman speaking.

00:39:52.020 It's my time to listen.

00:39:52.980 Yeah.

00:39:53.260 You guys win.

00:39:54.380 Yeah.

00:39:54.840 I didn't, I couldn't even hear anything from the heavy breathing and the crazy guys

00:40:00.180 win.

00:40:00.800 So I don't want to get in trouble.

00:40:02.520 You won.

00:40:03.020 So everything's been quiet since then, but the other week, uh, uh, this was a high school

00:40:09.060 debate that was college level.

00:40:10.280 So now high school comes along.

00:40:12.080 Um, and what you were about to watch is the final round.

00:40:14.560 This is from James Fishback.

00:40:15.720 Wanted to give him credit cause he's the main dude who was reporting this.

00:40:19.180 Uh, what you're about to watch is the final round of the most prestigious national high

00:40:22.640 school debate tournament.

00:40:23.980 Team A proceeds to tell team B that they will not be debating the assigned topic, which was

00:40:29.080 the benefits slash costs of the IMF because trans people are being genocided by MAGA Republicans.

00:40:34.520 And that's more important than debating the IMF.

00:40:37.380 Oh, so no debate because MAGA people are killing trans people.

00:40:42.280 Okay.

00:40:42.600 So they, they started by playing like an old AIDS protest commercial thing and then went

00:40:47.880 into this rant.

00:40:48.860 So we're, it was like a 13 minute video.

00:40:50.680 We're not going to play the whole thing.

00:40:51.600 We're just going to give you a taste.

00:40:52.960 Welcome to the protest.

00:40:54.200 We are tired of how debate treats trans people.

00:40:56.520 More than that, we are tired of the way that their treatment is normal.

00:40:58.960 How it is treated as a necessary by-product of having good discourse.

00:41:02.580 When a nationally ranked team is bold enough to read arguments and make trans people uncomfortable

00:41:05.960 in front of an 11 person panel and not be called out for it, something needs to change.

00:41:09.720 When a trans kid can go three years in debate, believing being misgendered was simply something

00:41:13.220 he needed to take in order to win ballots, something needs to change.

00:41:16.420 When almost every trans person quits debate or considers quitting several times a month,

00:41:20.280 several times a week, several times a day, something needs to change.

00:41:23.780 Lady, this is a Wendy's.

00:41:25.420 Yeah, this is the IMF.

00:41:27.320 Please debate the topic, right?

00:41:29.520 And so it was, it's a big struggle session, a big torture where if you don't agree, then

00:41:35.900 you're the bad guy or something and you're a high schooler and you're not in the culture

00:41:40.060 war.

00:41:40.480 So you just nod your head, right?

00:41:42.800 So they did this.

00:41:44.100 They made their whole statement.

00:41:45.460 They said they will occupy the debate space until trans debaters can participate safely.

00:41:49.740 Uh, the team they were going against then immediately concedes the round because they don't want

00:41:54.800 to dispute that trans genocide is real and be labeled transphobic right before college.

00:41:59.400 You know, everyone's on debate team to get into college.

00:42:02.160 You want to be the transphobic guy who goes, no, I want to debate the IMF right now.

00:42:06.020 You're, we caught you.

00:42:07.620 You, you.

00:42:07.900 That was a trap.

00:42:08.880 We found the transphobias.

00:42:10.500 Um, and so this was the final round of the most prestigious high school debate tournament

00:42:14.760 of the year.

00:42:15.680 They made a mockery of it.

00:42:17.080 Um, and then the worst part, this guy says the judges praised this team for their bravery

00:42:22.400 and courage and crowned them the national champions.

00:42:25.140 So it's like, there's no rules.

00:42:27.660 You just like sneak something under and you go, I'm the champion.

00:42:31.040 Cause I, I thought outside the box.

00:42:33.120 Yeah.

00:42:33.600 I did whatever I wanted and it was virtue signaling, which that's what college is for anyway.

00:42:37.940 Now it's just little activist shops, right?

00:42:40.220 What about trans people?

00:42:41.900 All right.

00:42:42.200 So let's play.

00:42:42.980 This is another, uh, another clip.

00:42:45.120 This is my favorite clip from it.

00:42:46.780 It's important to recognize that debate is not about winning an argument.

00:42:49.940 It's about making sure everyone feels okay and making sure everyone feels safe.

00:42:54.140 So when that's hindered upon, I think that's when debate becomes essentially useless in the

00:42:59.160 first place.

00:42:59.640 So, so the point of debate is not to win an argument.

00:43:03.180 It's so everyone feels safe.

00:43:05.100 I think you're confusing this with preschool.

00:43:07.560 Yeah.

00:43:08.200 No, no, no, no.

00:43:08.720 That's daycare.

00:43:09.720 That's for babies.

00:43:11.300 That's for literal children crawling on their tummies and they get tummy time.

00:43:15.040 Yeah.

00:43:15.480 That's who needs to feel safe.

00:43:16.700 Not the high school debate club.

00:43:18.040 This is debate.

00:43:19.040 And the point of the debate is not to win an argument.

00:43:21.980 It's like, uh, actually that's exactly what the point of debate is.

00:43:26.400 Everyone's just on a zoom meeting.

00:43:28.020 Nobody's in person.

00:43:28.940 And it's just like, here's how to feel good about yourselves.

00:43:33.060 We don't need to.

00:43:33.720 It's like, imagine this guy, like a construction crew started doing this.

00:43:37.880 Yeah.

00:43:38.160 I'm not doing construction because the trans people are getting killed.

00:43:41.480 And it's like, we have a foundation to pour.

00:43:43.720 Yeah.

00:43:44.220 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:43:45.100 And the boss would come in and go, we're giving you full pay.

00:43:47.620 Yeah.

00:43:48.680 I'm proud of what you guys do.

00:43:50.360 You got to feel safe.

00:43:50.980 It's like, are you in a hurricane?

00:43:52.220 Yeah.

00:43:53.380 And so a little, a couple of little other updates.

00:43:55.900 Here's one of the judges, the woke debate judge is ready for Halloween and he's a communist

00:44:00.760 manifesto.

00:44:01.940 So, you know, they, they power grab the debate and then, you know, all you have to do is do

00:44:07.200 trans shit and then you win.

00:44:08.660 We should forgive these kids student loans.

00:44:10.680 Yeah.

00:44:10.900 We need to go to college for free and get this education.

00:44:13.280 Um, and some uplifting news, uh, homeschooling, here's the graph for homeschooling.

00:44:19.560 That's good to see.

00:44:20.780 Yeah.

00:44:22.040 Skyrocketing.

00:44:22.540 That's very good to see.

00:44:24.140 Kamala Harris is probably going to say it's the greatest enemy of America soon or something.

00:44:28.720 Start an initiative, but Hey, keep it up.

00:44:31.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:44:32.980 Um, all right.

00:44:34.020 We, and so the debaters are all mad.

00:44:36.320 They're mad about, you know, MAGA Republicans and trans and how it's illegal to be trans.

00:44:41.040 It's like, you know, who's killing.

00:44:43.480 That's the question.

00:44:44.880 Yeah.

00:44:45.280 Trans people are under attack and they're claiming it's from MAGA Republicans.

00:44:48.640 But this next story makes me think otherwise.

00:44:52.360 Investigators say the teenage suspect was so enraged that after shooting the victim multiple

00:44:56.700 times, he left and then returned to the crime scene to open fire.

00:45:00.740 Once again, police say video from the neighborhood led them to the alleged killer.

00:45:04.940 18 year old Orlando Perez now held without bond.

00:45:07.880 Investigators say Perez had gone home with the victim, 37 year old Selena Reyes Hernandez shortly

00:45:13.880 after meeting her on the morning of May 31st.

00:45:16.240 And in her basement apartment in Marquette Park, Perez learned Reyes Hernandez was transgender.

00:45:21.660 The offender became very upset.

00:45:24.000 He left the residence.

00:45:25.660 He became more upset.

00:45:27.160 And that's when he came back to the residence.

00:45:29.100 And then he brutally murdered the victim in this case.

00:45:32.820 Prosecutors say.

00:45:33.480 Very sad.

00:45:34.220 Doesn't sound politically motivated.

00:45:36.120 Doesn't sound politically motivated at all.

00:45:38.300 Sounds like it was rape by deception.

00:45:40.900 Yeah.

00:45:41.300 And then a young Latino type, Latino type, not a MAGA Republican went and executed them.

00:45:49.480 So sad, sad all around.

00:45:51.140 And I think that's what a lot of the murders of trans people that everyone talks about.

00:45:56.080 I think a lot of them are that situation.

00:45:58.300 Of course.

00:45:58.900 Of course.

00:45:59.560 Not done by white MAGA, whatever they say, MAGA Republicans.

00:46:03.500 Yeah.

00:46:03.740 It's done by urban people.

00:46:06.420 Super horny urban people who just want to nut.

00:46:09.980 And then they go, oh, no.

00:46:12.080 That was gay.

00:46:12.720 I'm gay now.

00:46:13.580 That made me gay.

00:46:14.640 And then you freak out and forget all the rules for a second.

00:46:17.520 You shoot somebody.

00:46:18.460 Yep.

00:46:19.140 All right.

00:46:19.680 Last piece of cringe.

00:46:21.000 Pumpkin spice and birds are racist.

00:46:23.520 Yeah.

00:46:23.780 Washington Post has been busy this week.

00:46:27.160 They had two pieces.

00:46:28.680 One was the violent history of pumpkin spice.

00:46:32.160 And so, you know, someone got beat up somewhere down the supply chain line to get that pumpkin flavor.

00:46:37.880 So, you have to feel bad about it.

00:46:40.240 And because it's something white people tend to enjoy, it's the end of the world.

00:46:44.160 Right?

00:46:44.620 We're not even going to get into the specifics of the article.

00:46:46.960 That's just what they're busy spinning their wheels on.

00:46:49.500 Anything that white people like probably has some racist history.

00:46:52.560 Exactly.

00:46:53.120 And we can find it.

00:46:54.280 Show me the thing and I'll show you the racism.

00:46:56.980 That's the Washington Post.

00:46:58.100 It's not Democracy Dies in Darkness anymore.

00:46:59.880 The other one, dozens of bird names honoring enslavers and racists will be changed.

00:47:05.500 The American Ornithological Society says it will alter the names of North American birds named after humans, starting with up to 80 of them.

00:47:14.640 So, I think some of the examples were the Cooper's hawk, a couple others, stuff like that.

00:47:20.540 But yeah, great work.

00:47:22.180 Getting the good work done.

00:47:23.220 Those very popular names like Cooper that nobody even associates with a slave owner.

00:47:28.500 Some bird nerd woke pussy ruined it for all you guys.

00:47:32.940 Yeah, but Raven's going to stay.

00:47:34.540 Raven, Baltimore Raven.

00:47:35.860 Ray Lewis killed a guy.

00:47:37.220 Doesn't matter.

00:47:37.880 Doesn't fucking matter.

00:47:38.860 Yeah.

00:47:39.420 That's how it goes.

00:47:40.420 So, Washington Post is busy.

00:47:42.060 Keep up the good work, guys.

00:47:43.440 Jeff Bezos, I hope you enjoy what you bought.

00:47:46.320 Yeah.

00:47:47.100 All right.

00:47:47.600 Moving on.

00:47:48.200 We are into urban decay.

00:47:50.840 Let's get a little more down.

00:47:51.720 Let's get a little more depressed.

00:47:52.960 Smart.

00:47:54.100 Let's go to the first clip.

00:47:56.000 This clip was going around everywhere.

00:47:58.060 The stolen candy family.

00:48:12.680 And over fist.

00:48:18.640 So, the whole family.

00:48:20.420 Yeah.

00:48:20.600 No costumes.

00:48:21.580 Well, some of the little kids had them.

00:48:23.900 No one's speaking English.

00:48:25.040 Yep.

00:48:25.620 They're laughing.

00:48:26.480 And then the parents are leading the charge and they're raiding the entire bucket of candy.

00:48:31.140 Yeah.

00:48:31.760 And, you know, people go, and this is kind of representative of what's going on in America,

00:48:37.180 right?

00:48:37.680 Spanish speaking people rush in, grab all the free stuff they can.

00:48:41.340 I think a bunch of sanctuary city mayors just actually asked Joe Biden for billions of dollars

00:48:46.660 because the sanctuary part is actually happening now.

00:48:50.260 And so, yeah, it's kind of representative.

00:48:52.240 It struck a nerve with a lot of people.

00:48:53.540 A lot of our type of show watchers.

00:48:55.680 John Doyle had a great tweet about it that really summed it up.

00:48:59.480 He said, what a perfect metaphor for American decline.

00:49:02.300 Americans too lazy or complacent to do what's necessary to preserve their nation.

00:49:06.000 I'll just put a bowl out.

00:49:07.060 Maybe vote every four years, I guess.

00:49:09.000 Third world populations immediately capitalize and pillage.

00:49:11.900 That's what happens.

00:49:12.760 And a lot of people will say, oh, this isn't a third world thing.

00:49:16.380 White people do this too.

00:49:17.680 White people do it too.

00:49:18.820 And that's true.

00:49:20.000 White people do it too.

00:49:21.480 And that's not great.

00:49:22.480 We have a lot of people that are dirtbags here.

00:49:24.560 We don't need more dirtbags.

00:49:26.880 They're pieces of shit.

00:49:28.120 We don't need more pieces of shit.

00:49:29.700 So there's pieces of shit from here that'll come and do it too.

00:49:32.260 Oh, yeah, they'll do it too.

00:49:33.120 Sure.

00:49:33.680 Yeah, I'm sure there's a lot.

00:49:34.760 Also, it's like a read the room type thing.

00:49:36.960 Like right now in America, like Spanish speaking people coming in and taking.

00:49:41.600 As much as they can.

00:49:42.840 Not really what you want to be doing.

00:49:44.760 I'd say be on your best behavior if you're that type.

00:49:47.520 Because there's going to be a tide against you soon.

00:49:50.840 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:49:52.240 And then not to be all the way down and depressed,

00:49:56.080 a guy does come later in the night and refill the bucket.

00:50:00.760 Neighbor Scott saw what happened.

00:50:06.940 The empty's a bag.

00:50:08.220 There you go, Scott.

00:50:09.220 That's it?

00:50:09.780 I mean, is that a metaphor for sucking the boomers dry?

00:50:13.280 Pretty much, yeah.

00:50:14.200 The Hispanics come.

00:50:15.440 It's a sanctuary, whatever.

00:50:16.880 Millions of people here illegally.

00:50:18.480 High trust versus low trust.

00:50:19.800 High trust becomes low trust society.

00:50:21.600 They drain all the resources.

00:50:23.100 And then hopefully the boomers will bail us out.

00:50:25.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:26.500 I don't know how much the boomers got left.

00:50:28.260 Yeah, not much.

00:50:29.960 I was going to say those people who were stealing the candy were animals.

00:50:33.020 But I decided not to because that could come across as, you know, racist or whatever.

00:50:38.080 But also, animals aren't even that bad.

00:50:40.520 Watch this next clip.

00:50:41.380 This is a bear.

00:50:44.000 A bear comes.

00:50:45.260 Somewhere in Florida.

00:50:47.420 And look at this.

00:50:48.540 He takes one piece.

00:50:50.500 A bear.

00:50:51.320 A bear took, a bear did less damage than this family of Salvadorians or whatever.

00:50:56.840 A bear came and took one piece.

00:50:58.540 So it's not even animals.

00:51:00.020 Animals know the rules.

00:51:01.760 Yeah.

00:51:02.300 It's not even animals.

00:51:03.500 Yeah.

00:51:03.720 And I mean, this is, you know, it happens every year, right?

00:51:06.460 There's always a viral video that there's a kid filling up his backpack and he goes,

00:51:10.100 ha ha, you know, on a ring cam.

00:51:12.000 And it's going to happen more because there are ring cams and the, you know, there's cameras

00:51:15.840 literally everywhere.

00:51:16.920 But man, the Spanish speakers coming in the family, the adults getting in on it.

00:51:21.640 The adults are the main problem.

00:51:23.740 Teenagers are always going to do this, right?

00:51:25.420 Once the adults are doing it, it's a bad sign because, oh, we caught you.

00:51:29.580 We're telling your parents.

00:51:30.680 And it's like, well, my parents told me to do it.

00:51:32.720 Nobody holds you accountable.

00:51:34.020 So then what happens?

00:51:35.360 All right.

00:51:35.920 Let's go to the next story.

00:51:37.740 The migrant prostitutes in New York City.

00:51:41.080 Yeah.

00:51:41.380 So, I mean, another nice little positive of what's going on is the New York City has basically

00:51:47.240 a new red light district.

00:51:48.820 Migrants are behind the boom in Queens red light district, Mayor Adams says.

00:51:53.260 They're all doctors and lawyers, we were told.

00:51:55.620 Yeah.

00:51:55.920 They're sending their best, we were told.

00:51:58.600 Mayor Eric Adams blamed the rise in prostitution in Corona, Queens, on an influx of female Venezuelan

00:52:03.800 migrants who are struggling to find other work.

00:52:06.080 The Democrats said Tuesday that illegal activity is taking place in an area and that in the area

00:52:11.760 and that it is just one example of how the nation's migrant crisis is affecting the city.

00:52:16.700 Here's some pics.

00:52:17.860 You see what they're up to.

00:52:19.460 Yeah.

00:52:20.000 Yeah.

00:52:20.300 They're just waiting to get fucked for what?

00:52:22.200 Hundred bucks?

00:52:23.300 Probably.

00:52:23.660 What do you think?

00:52:25.280 STDs, all kinds of gross stuff.

00:52:27.340 Yeah.

00:52:27.640 Pimp comes and beats you up.

00:52:29.980 Crime makes the businesses in the area suffer.

00:52:33.440 Yeah.

00:52:33.740 New York has a brand and that brand is constantly changing to whoever imports the most Venezuelans,

00:52:40.100 I guess.

00:52:40.440 I don't know.

00:52:41.040 Yeah.

00:52:41.620 And then.

00:52:42.520 And nobody can ever say this is bad, you know?

00:52:45.140 No, like Eric Adams goes, oh, it's an uptick in this.

00:52:47.860 And it's like, yeah.

00:52:49.400 Any plans?

00:52:50.540 Any plans to fix?

00:52:51.940 Can you just like firmly disavow and say it's bad and we'll crack it, crack down on it?

00:52:56.160 Yeah.

00:52:56.420 And then it's like people think that it's impossible to crack down on.

00:52:59.560 But then you look at the graph of El Salvador's homicide rate.

00:53:02.260 Like, oh, they were able to crack down on it pretty good.

00:53:05.320 The graph goes like this.

00:53:06.540 Oh, it just takes political will and actually following through and consequences, right?

00:53:11.020 Exactly.

00:53:12.080 Oh, check out this new video that came up of Philly.

00:53:14.500 Philly basically being a zombie land.

00:53:17.480 See that?

00:53:19.180 Look at this.

00:53:21.020 Philadelphia.

00:53:21.980 Yeah.

00:53:22.800 Land of the Founding Fathers.

00:53:24.240 Ben Franklin.

00:53:24.980 Ben Franklin.

00:53:25.740 Better than he left it.

00:53:27.520 Exactly.

00:53:28.180 So it's an absolute zombie land.

00:53:30.140 And this is also how they control pretty much the whole state of Pennsylvania is by Philly voting.

00:53:36.200 Philly voting.

00:53:36.920 And then you kind of look at this and people want to assume that the leaders we have are like trying their best.

00:53:45.340 Yeah.

00:53:45.560 Like, oh, you know, cities, it's tough.

00:53:48.060 Give it time to work.

00:53:49.060 The progressive policies.

00:53:50.060 Give those time.

00:53:50.920 Yeah.

00:53:51.440 But it seems like all these cities are getting more fucked up every year for the last, like, 20 years.

00:53:57.780 And you have New York, Philly, San Francisco, L.A.

00:54:01.420 It all looks the same.

00:54:02.700 This is Paris, too.

00:54:03.840 This is Paris going in the background.

00:54:06.720 It's like at a certain point, this isn't people trying their best and just the policies aren't working yet, but they're going to one day.

00:54:14.420 It's not good intentions anymore.

00:54:16.500 It's malevolent intentions.

00:54:18.880 Of course.

00:54:19.500 It's people who are purposely trying to ruin it.

00:54:21.620 And that's exactly what that is.

00:54:23.000 And then obviously they go to the cities, but there's something particularly aggravating about, like, the beacons of Western intellectual progress, hope, you know?

00:54:33.720 Like, Philadelphia, the Declaration of Independence, the Liberty Bell, Paris, the Treaty of Versailles, and, like, all these rich history of, like, men choosing to do the right thing.

00:54:44.840 And now it's just homeless fentanyl street rats, ethnic third worlders.

00:54:48.680 Yeah, don't get involved.

00:54:50.020 If you touch them, you'll get arrested.

00:54:51.840 Yeah.

00:54:52.560 Oh, you can't stop them from looting.

00:54:54.400 It's a humiliation ritual.

00:54:55.700 Our greatest city, San Francisco.

00:54:57.400 You know how long it took us to build San Francisco into, like, this awesome, like, super rich, wealthy buildings, symphonies?

00:55:04.980 We've said that before.

00:55:06.140 Texas there, all these industries.

00:55:07.820 And all it takes is, like, a couple years of, well, we're not punishing criminals to give your city away to the Batman.

00:55:14.820 Like, we need the Batman symbol.

00:55:15.920 We're going to give them crack pipes, and hopefully that'll reduce the amount of crack usage.

00:55:21.780 Oh, it didn't?

00:55:23.120 Oh, it didn't?

00:55:23.700 They're stealing more?

00:55:24.620 Shit.

00:55:24.680 Let's try giving them crack.

00:55:26.040 Yeah.

00:55:26.340 That way they don't have to cook it themselves?

00:55:27.860 Is that going to work?

00:55:28.940 It's like, no, that's also not going to work.

00:55:31.860 Speaking of, you know, brilliant leftist ideas, today, or this was a couple days ago, but Mayor Mario Bowser, the mayor of D.C., announced a pilot program to provide D.C. residents with free digital tracking tags for their vehicles.

00:55:46.400 That way, when your car gets stolen, you can go find it easier.

00:55:48.620 You can go find it, and then whoever was fucking each other in there and doing crack in your car, like, you'll clean that out, but you'll know where your car is.

00:55:55.160 It'll be at the house of the person who stole it, then you can go get it back.

00:55:59.020 It's simple.

00:55:59.780 Hope you have a gun or a six-foot-five man with you to go make sure that somebody doesn't beat you up for it.

00:56:05.900 And they're also handing out steering wheel locks.

00:56:08.600 So let's do a recap.

00:56:10.760 They're giving out air tags and steering wheel locks.

00:56:14.060 Several of the mayors of these cities are suing Kia and Hyundai.

00:56:17.680 Because their cars are too easily stolen.

00:56:19.680 Did anybody ever think to just maybe make the penalties briefly way more severe for people stealing cars to disincentivize it?

00:56:27.560 Make an example out of one, two, maybe three people?

00:56:30.260 No.

00:56:31.020 No, that would work too good.

00:56:32.340 That would be too easy.

00:56:33.360 Yeah.

00:56:33.960 So, you know, criminals, they keep winning.

00:56:37.020 They come first.

00:56:38.160 There are people standing up to it, though.

00:56:40.280 This lady on the bus was mad that this guy was playing music on his phone out loud, and she pushed back.

00:56:47.780 I started barking at him.

00:56:51.020 I'll give a fuck about nobody else.

00:57:13.280 Queen.

00:57:13.720 Queen.

00:57:21.800 So it's good to see her stepping up, but it's also a sign that we're towards the end.

00:57:29.960 We're reaching a boiling point, right?

00:57:31.220 The little Asian ladies, like our front line of defense on the bus.

00:57:34.180 Well, dude, and the black guy who's playing music on a speaker, it's like, all right, whole bus wants to hear this?

00:57:40.420 No, I don't check with anybody.

00:57:42.340 Yeah.

00:57:42.540 And so I love that, and I think we made a joke about that before on an airplane, like just yelling, who let the dogs out?

00:57:49.080 Or like, you know, just start singing a song, ladies and gentlemen, mambo number five, and you just start from the beginning.

00:57:55.520 So yeah, modern problems require modern solutions.

00:57:59.120 I was actually at a Chipotle once, like a couple weeks ago, and some kid walked in, and he was playing a portable speaker strapped to his backpack, and I think he was applying for a job.

00:58:10.620 So he wrote down and was doing the paperwork, and the music was playing.

00:58:13.700 He's disturbing everyone in the restaurant, filling out a job application.

00:58:17.220 And they're probably like, uh, we have to hire him.

00:58:19.980 Yeah.

00:58:20.580 You can't tell a black person to turn the music down.

00:58:22.560 We can't say no to a black person, and we definitely can't tell them to turn their music down.

00:58:26.240 So he'll be making my burrito next time I go.

00:58:29.700 I almost asked him.

00:58:30.900 I almost went up to him, and I said, so what made you think that was to not pause it when you walked into the restaurant?

00:58:36.240 I get it.

00:58:36.840 Out on the street, maybe a little bit.

00:58:38.620 I still think you're antisocial, but what happened when you walked in the store and you didn't press pause?

00:58:44.300 You thought everyone wanted to listen to the new Snarf Snarf album?

00:58:47.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:58:49.920 All right.

00:58:50.580 Don't get too down.

00:58:51.500 Don't get too depressed.

00:58:52.720 We are moving on to uplifting gold.

00:58:54.660 Are you sure?

00:58:55.280 Yeah.

00:58:55.540 We have a couple of clips that we didn't get to, but we're going to get to them in bonus land.

00:58:58.060 Great.

00:58:58.600 We have a great bonus land today.

00:58:59.940 Make sure you guys sign up on fuckustalks.com.

00:59:02.700 Shoplifter KO'd by the bottle of Coke.

00:59:04.620 This is an uplifting shoplifting clip.

00:59:06.220 So, the guy is cornered.

00:59:10.120 The security guard.

00:59:11.160 Yep.

00:59:11.440 Lost prevention is getting in his face.

00:59:13.700 He says, no, you can't leave with the whole cart.

00:59:15.900 I'm going to stop you.

00:59:16.860 Whatever's in your backpack, you can probably get away with, though.

00:59:19.160 And then someone just overhead tosses a two liter and it knocks him out.

00:59:24.160 Slept him.

00:59:25.000 Slept him.

00:59:25.540 So, Asian woman barking, Coke throwing hero.

00:59:29.920 Some people are on offense, guys.

00:59:31.580 Some people are tired.

00:59:32.880 Yeah.

00:59:33.080 That was pretty good.

00:59:34.740 Let's go to the guy who said smoking crack improved his life.

00:59:37.360 I've been following this guy on Instagram.

00:59:39.460 He's a very good follow.

00:59:41.080 He's like a crackhead who is very well-spoken.

00:59:44.940 An optimist.

00:59:45.940 And he's like a high-functioning crackhead.

00:59:48.260 And he's very honest.

00:59:49.740 Still smoking?

00:59:50.600 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:52.060 Five ways my life has improved by smoking crack, guys.

00:59:55.860 Number five, it has taught me that I am actually resilient.

00:59:59.740 So, you know, I smoked crack while I was in my second rehab center.

01:00:02.860 I'm not proud of it, but I did it.

01:00:04.380 So, me and my friend from the center, it was a huge snowstorm one day.

01:00:08.680 The treatment center had to close down.

01:00:10.080 Staff went home.

01:00:10.680 We decided to get on our mountain bikes and ride downtown and walk across a soccer field with 18 inches of snow to go to this guy's garage to pick up a little baggie of crack.

01:00:20.520 The guy said to us when we were leaving, this stuff must be good if you're willing to do this for us.

01:00:24.860 And, guys, it taught me that when I am absolutely determined and focused on something, I can make it happen no matter what is in my way.

01:00:33.260 So, I take that stuff now and I actually focus it on good things that I want in my life.

01:00:37.380 And it works, guys.

01:00:38.620 And that is the fifth reason why I'm so happy that I smoked crack and it gave me an amazing experience.

01:00:44.820 And I use it today for good things.

01:00:48.300 Yeah, there's the other side of it.

01:00:50.340 We'll have to follow him and track his progress and see.

01:00:53.300 He's in a nice house.

01:00:54.220 There's a pool.

01:00:54.880 What?

01:00:55.140 In the background?

01:00:55.880 Yeah.

01:00:56.420 We'll see if this crack pays off.

01:00:57.980 But we have to monitor him over a course of many years.

01:01:00.400 We're going to monitor him over time.

01:01:02.900 But it's good to hear the other side of the argument.

01:01:05.120 Yeah, it's not all bad.

01:01:06.120 It's not all bad.

01:01:07.220 He's very determined.

01:01:09.060 Let's go to the mouse prank.

01:01:10.800 This was one of my faves.

01:01:12.660 Oh, Lord.

01:01:15.480 I didn't want to say.

01:01:18.100 What you doing?

01:01:20.320 What you doing?

01:01:22.780 Where's this?

01:01:24.220 Motherfucker.

01:01:25.320 Over here.

01:01:25.980 Get me out of here.

01:01:27.400 That you're gonna run.

01:01:27.980 No more water!

01:01:28.980 Oh, no!

01:01:29.980 No!

01:01:30.980 No!

01:01:31.980 No!

01:01:32.980 No!

01:01:33.980 Wait!

01:01:34.980 Papa, put the guy, put the guy on!

01:01:35.980 Put the guy on!

01:01:36.980 Put the guy on!

01:01:37.980 No!

01:01:38.980 No!

01:01:39.980 They set her up by making her hold, like, four large sprites.

01:01:40.980 Yeah.

01:01:41.980 Four large.

01:01:42.980 It looks like maybe sprites or waters.

01:01:43.980 And then they just dumped mice on her.

01:01:46.980 Oh, man.

01:01:47.980 All right.

01:01:48.980 The bagpipes, Grandpa?

01:01:49.980 Yeah, let's see.

01:01:50.980 This is uplifting.

01:01:51.980 There's going to be a phone call that I look forward to.

01:01:53.980 Yeah, I think so.

01:01:54.980 As opposed to what?

01:01:55.980 opposed to what? And both of y'all look forward to. It's fine.

01:02:05.580 I hear the pipes. I hear the pipes.

01:02:25.980 Isn't that nice? That is nice. They were going to play the bagpipes at his funeral because

01:02:51.120 he loves his bagpipes, but instead they played it for him before he died so he could enjoy

01:02:55.220 him. There you go. That's very nice. All right. Last clip of Uplifting Gold, the bad national

01:02:59.980 anthem at the football game.

01:03:25.220 That's good. Hey, that's Americana. Hey, those notes are hard to hit. It's a high school

01:03:31.260 band. Cut them slack. Yep. Well, that is the end of the episode. Let me grab something off

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