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00:00:16.360 Welcome back to Flegas Talks, the podcast, episode 243.

00:00:20.360 Today on the show, we caught Jasmine Crockett tone switching. 1.00

00:00:24.960 We're going to show you how she talked before she got so ghetto. 0.99

00:00:27.620 Then, are our Supreme Court justices being intimidated and blackmailed?

00:00:32.540 I think maybe.

00:00:33.560 We'll tell you more in housekeeping.

00:00:35.260 Then, high trust has been removed from our major cities.

00:00:38.280 We're going to show you what these cities used to be in urban decay.

00:00:42.060 And last but not least, in uplifting gold, we're going to show you the funniest bits from the week.

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00:01:13.380 Flegas Talks, the podcast, featuring Richard Graham.

00:01:16.140 Richard Graham.

00:01:17.120 All right, one for one on the intro, as always.

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00:03:01.460 Happy Friday, Richard.

00:03:02.760 Thank you.

00:03:03.360 Feels good to be back in the chair again.

00:03:05.180 It's going to be a totally different episode from Tuesday.

00:03:07.120 You know how Fridays are.

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00:03:13.840 Podcasting.

00:03:14.220 All right.

00:03:14.460 We have a lot to get to, as I'm sure you guys can guess.

00:03:16.980 Lots is happening every week now.

00:03:19.560 Want to get to our first story?

00:03:20.700 Go straight into it?

00:03:21.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:03:21.860 Unless you have some stupid bit. 1.00

00:03:24.080 You need me to tee up. 1.00

00:03:25.420 I'll save the stupid bits for the last page of housekeeping, 0.99

00:03:28.100 which is not getting cut this week, I promise. 0.99

00:03:30.620 Lovely.

00:03:30.940 All right.

00:03:31.300 Can you cover our first story?

00:03:32.920 Breaking.

00:03:33.560 This is from Attorney General Andrew Bailey,

00:03:35.760 who is the Attorney General of the state of Missouri.

00:03:38.220 So a state-level player.

00:03:40.560 He says,

00:03:40.840 I like that kind of talk.

00:03:59.260 Me too.

00:04:00.380 And it's just a guy,

00:04:01.380 it's just the AG in the state of Missouri.

00:04:03.880 So it's kind of a model for what maybe Pam Bondi could do. 0.99

00:04:08.320 If she wants to get busy.

00:04:09.680 Or other state attorneys who have been affected by some sort of Joe Biden decision

00:04:14.280 that was actually made by 20-year-old gender queer staffers, you know? 0.60

00:04:19.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:04:20.040 So yeah, I like that.

00:04:21.660 It's a potential reverse.

00:04:23.360 So the pardons would go away.

00:04:25.120 The executive orders would go away.

00:04:26.580 The Supreme Court justice might go away?

00:04:29.180 Yeah, that's your long dream.

00:04:30.880 That is my dream.

00:04:31.900 Reverse everything with this one thing.

00:04:34.300 I know.

00:04:34.860 I'm hoping for the best.

00:04:36.040 It could be good.

00:04:36.860 I guess it's hard to prove, though.

00:04:38.520 And then the court case deciding it would just be like showing Biden's highlight reel

00:04:42.940 of retard moment, which is expansive. 0.90

00:04:45.860 I present to you.

00:04:47.400 Exhibit A.

00:04:48.260 And he goes, Vladimir Putin.

00:04:49.600 And it's Zelensky.

00:04:50.680 Observing pressure.

00:04:52.280 Yeah.

00:04:53.100 Guys, cancel everything he did.

00:04:55.300 Yeah, that would be sick.

00:04:56.600 It's an interesting legal maneuver, for sure, though.

00:04:58.260 Yeah, I like to see it.

00:04:59.320 But I'm not going to get my hopes up because Pam Bondi.

00:05:03.680 Yeah, breaking.

00:05:04.420 Pam Bondi says national security information will be redacted from the Epstein files.

00:05:09.220 National security, Pam?

00:05:10.640 Whose national security are we talking about?

00:05:12.900 Must have some international government types involved in that if there's international security.

00:05:17.280 And I think this next tweet might give us more of a clue as to whose national security

00:05:21.380 could be threatened by releasing these documents.

00:05:23.660 Okay, breaking.

00:05:24.920 Instead of looking for the Epstein files, Attorney General Pam Bondi has decided to open an investigation

00:05:29.640 into alleged anti-Semitism at the University of California.

00:05:33.680 So it's cover time for Israel because the phase one botch job obviously brought a lot of attention

00:05:39.340 to Israel.

00:05:40.500 So a lot of the people are coming out of the woodwork to support our greatest ally.

00:05:44.880 Keep this in mind.

00:05:45.820 I never mentioned this in the show.

00:05:46.980 So Ehud Barak, the prime minister of Israel during the time of Epstein, went to Epstein's

00:05:52.140 island 66 times, eight times a year.

00:05:55.200 Whoa.

00:05:55.660 And it's a 12-hour flight.

00:05:57.300 Whoa.

00:05:58.100 He must have been, he must have loved the island, loved the beach.

00:06:00.740 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:02.600 Maybe.

00:06:03.000 I think he was collecting a lot of hard drives.

00:06:05.000 And here's your new hard drive.

00:06:06.200 Here's the old one.

00:06:07.300 And I think he was just collecting terabytes of data.

00:06:09.760 Probably.

00:06:10.220 If I had to guess.

00:06:11.820 Isn't that so frustrating to see, Pam Bondi, an anti-Semitism, which, you know, whatever.

00:06:17.100 You want to condemn it or be mad at it.

00:06:19.480 Whatever.

00:06:20.220 They tried to jail President Trump.

00:06:21.920 There's a lot of criminal things that happened in the D.C. metro area.

00:06:26.160 Why don't you start there?

00:06:27.360 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:28.140 If you want to make a statement, okay, you're going to do an investigation into anti-Semitism

00:06:33.660 on campus.

00:06:34.840 College kids.

00:06:35.540 Who's it for?

00:06:36.240 College kids?

00:06:37.000 The professors?

00:06:37.520 And they also waved in Kennedy, RFK.

00:06:41.200 He had a weird tweet out of nowhere the other day.

00:06:43.840 Anti-Semitism, like racism, is a spiritual and moral m'lady that sickened societies and 0.79

00:06:50.400 kills people with lethalities comparable to history's most deadly plagues.

00:06:54.560 In recent years, the censorship and false narratives of woke cancel culture have transformed our great

00:06:59.200 universities into greenhouses for this deadly and virulent pestilence.

00:07:04.140 Yeah, we get it.

00:07:04.980 Yeah, you know, so a lot of the water carriers for Israel are kind of getting the call and

00:07:10.640 needing to show support.

00:07:11.940 I'm going to take it even further.

00:07:13.820 Did you see the other day Ben Shapiro did a video on why Derek Chauvin should be free?

00:07:18.160 Yes, I did see that.

00:07:19.220 And of course, I agree with that.

00:07:20.980 I've been saying that since the incident happened, that he never should have gone to jail.

00:07:24.200 We knew all the details, you know, in this situation with George Floyd that would make it so Derek

00:07:29.860 Chauvin wasn't liable for murder.

00:07:33.680 But then Ben Shapiro announces this right after the botched Epstein files.

00:07:38.620 And I think he's just trying to lay some cover fire for the you know who's.

00:07:42.540 Could be true.

00:07:43.420 You know, a lot of stranger things.

00:07:45.060 It's a lot of attention.

00:07:46.020 Someone taking a flight eight times a year.

00:07:47.320 Yeah.

00:07:47.600 Epstein Island 1,200 or 12 hours away, right?

00:07:50.340 You know, so it's like you had years to cover Derek Chauvin and how he was incorrectly put away and you don't do it.

00:07:58.180 But then as soon as Israel is the number one target for the right wing when it comes to the media and people kind of asking questions,

00:08:04.060 then all of a sudden you bring up like a very divisive thing that would lead to black versus white,

00:08:10.240 which is like an age old tactic.

00:08:11.700 Yeah, for sure.

00:08:12.520 It's just frustrating to see.

00:08:14.020 Mm-hmm.

00:08:15.000 RFK also let us down again this week.

00:08:17.640 Can you read that headline?

00:08:18.800 Said measles outbreak is a call to action for all of us.

00:08:21.980 And he wrote an opinion piece about what the MMR vaccine is crucial to avoiding potentially deadly disease.

00:08:28.060 Yeah.

00:08:28.440 So thanks, RFK.

00:08:29.420 Not sure what happened.

00:08:30.340 Not sure what the whole plan we had.

00:08:32.840 Tallow.

00:08:34.060 EBT.

00:08:34.740 Take their candy away.

00:08:36.260 No more soda.

00:08:37.320 And now it's anti-Semitism and get vaccinated.

00:08:40.100 This measles vaccine. 1.00

00:08:40.900 What the fuck happened? 1.00

00:08:42.540 Crazy. 1.00

00:08:42.940 All right, which takes us to our next topic.

00:08:45.000 Obviously, the State of the Union a few nights ago happened and went pretty well.

00:08:49.240 Here's something I wanted to point out.

00:08:50.980 People's views have now completely changed now that Trump's in office.

00:08:54.900 And we have an example graph here where people during Biden, the end of Biden's term, were saying,

00:09:00.640 oh, the economy's great or the economy's very good and everything's fine.

00:09:04.340 And then as soon as Trump takes office, those lines go straight down.

00:09:07.820 And now everyone thinks the economy's bad.

00:09:10.260 You pull that graph up.

00:09:11.380 Yeah, it's election day and inauguration day.

00:09:14.100 And all of a sudden, oh, my opinion completely changed, even though we're basically and structurally the exact same economy as we were.

00:09:20.380 Which is not great.

00:09:21.400 The economy's not great.

00:09:22.440 And Trump's been in office for five weeks.

00:09:24.380 Yeah.

00:09:24.920 So everyone's talking about the price of eggs.

00:09:26.380 All the Harry Sisson types are saying, oh, the price of eggs.

00:09:28.900 Thanks, Trump.

00:09:29.680 Like, you ruined it.

00:09:30.400 Do you remember when they killed and culled or whatever they call it, millions of chickens because of bird flu like six months ago?

00:09:36.780 I think it was like many millions.

00:09:38.860 They killed millions of chickens months ago.

00:09:41.780 And now the price of eggs is very high.

00:09:43.880 Like, duh.

00:09:44.580 Isn't that exactly what happened?

00:09:45.940 Yeah.

00:09:46.060 But they blame it on Trump, even though he's been in office for five weeks.

00:09:49.300 And they ignored Biden's economy for four years.

00:09:51.520 That's fun to do.

00:09:52.480 Yeah.

00:09:52.880 If you're a Democrat.

00:09:53.720 That's fun.

00:09:54.220 It's like, actually, boom.

00:09:55.840 Never mind.

00:09:56.540 What is going on with this economy?

00:09:59.020 It's like, whoa.

00:10:00.100 Trump got in and just went, nah.

00:10:01.980 Yeah.

00:10:02.560 So Jasmine Crockett, she had a lot to say at the State of the Union. 0.98

00:10:06.120 She, I don't think she went, but she's been doing a lot of social media rounds and just obviously talking shit on Trump. 0.97

00:10:13.200 Someone interviewed her and listen to what she said about Trump. 0.97

00:10:16.000 First of all, thank you for making the back of my head famous.

00:10:18.320 But second of all, if we could do a sequel, if you could tell, if you could tell Donald Trump anything tonight, what would you tell him?

00:10:29.920 I would tell him to grow a spine and stop being Putin's hoe. 1.00

00:10:36.660 Stop being Putin's hoe. 1.00

00:10:38.440 And as you see earlier in the clip, she's drinking a Mad Dog 2020. 0.92

00:10:42.560 That's confirmed.

00:10:44.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:10:45.160 They've been showing her around a lot lately.

00:10:47.680 And she has her new hair and she's wearing more presidential outfits.

00:10:52.640 It might sound crazy.

00:10:54.020 They might have higher offices in mind for her. 0.99

00:10:57.600 Interesting.

00:10:58.040 And that would be the greatest gift on earth.

00:11:00.660 I think that would be a big mistake from the Democrats.

00:11:02.440 And we've said that, you know, it's a black woman is speaking time. 0.81

00:11:06.180 Yeah.

00:11:06.400 That's who should run for president. 0.97

00:11:07.600 And then, again, they misjudge what America has an appetite for and how much code switching they can really handle.

00:11:13.380 Yeah.

00:11:13.860 And speaking of code switching, we've seen her.

00:11:16.540 She's been acting really ghetto and she talks like a certain way. 1.00

00:11:20.360 I actually found a clip of her, I think, as she first got elected years ago.

00:11:24.840 And listen to how she talks here.

00:11:26.520 Absolutely.

00:11:26.920 First of all, it's good to see you in the new year.

00:11:29.980 You know, no one could have told me that when I went down to Austin, now it looks like a little bit over a year ago, that I would be running for Congress.

00:11:39.280 It's just not what my plan was.

00:11:41.860 But what I've always decided is that I would step up when there was a need. 0.98

00:11:46.540 Listen, he up there, he's hearing all kinds of nonsense and bullshit. 0.99

00:11:50.920 Let me just be real. 0.99

00:11:52.540 You see the difference?

00:11:53.920 Of course.

00:11:54.400 Yeah.

00:11:55.480 It's unelected versus elected.

00:11:57.660 She's really leaning into it.

00:11:59.200 But you'd think, like, the more successful you get, the more money you make, the further you go, the more power you get, the more you'd kind of become, like, a higher class.

00:12:09.320 Tone switching with your donors.

00:12:11.000 You start spending a lot more time with the donor class.

00:12:13.040 But she's regressing. 1.00

00:12:14.320 So she started out better, and now she's going, oh, Trump, you bullshit, you poots hoe. 1.00

00:12:19.720 So it's interesting to see that that is what they think is the right move for the current political environment. 1.00

00:12:26.940 Yeah.

00:12:27.140 Please run.

00:12:28.000 Give speeches in that voice.

00:12:29.440 Do everything.

00:12:30.320 Yeah.

00:12:30.720 Waste a lot of money on it, too.

00:12:32.620 Run ads.

00:12:33.440 Run ads with that voice.

00:12:34.800 Please.

00:12:35.400 And then kind of, like, threaten your donors. 0.92

00:12:37.060 You don't think a black woman can get it done? 1.00

00:12:39.020 It's like, uh, just give her the money. 0.99

00:12:41.000 Yeah.

00:12:41.160 Um, and then there was a press conference outside before the State of the Union, and this lady, I don't know who it is, she accidentally said, uh, the truth.

00:12:49.700 You don't care about this country, and that is unacceptable if you claim to be the President of the United States.

00:12:58.580 So we are here.

00:12:59.620 We are not going anywhere.

00:13:00.780 We are going to continue to fight back, and we are going to continue to speak lies to his truth, to his stealing, and to his-

00:13:07.320 Yeah, that's true.

00:13:08.380 You absolutely got that right.

00:13:10.200 We appreciate the truth, Auntie.

00:13:12.060 Yeah, um, and in general, in terms of State of the Union, I know we're not really covering it, uh, but it was a victory lap for Trump.

00:13:18.800 He was listing all the doge accolades, stuff like that, all the things he's done so far, and the Democrats, this is just, like, one-tenth of what they were doing, kicking and screaming-wise.

00:13:29.460 It was a true theater kid show-off.

00:13:32.280 They had signs and whiteboards.

00:13:34.320 The one guy got kicked out.

00:13:35.520 One guy got kicked out.

00:13:36.400 Old man yells at cloud guy.

00:13:37.860 I was yelling at the TV, and you don't want to know what I was saying.

00:13:42.600 I know.

00:13:43.700 I know what you're saying.

00:13:44.760 I was screaming it at the TV.

00:13:47.020 Gotcha.

00:13:47.140 Um, and then ACB, Amy Coney Barrett, her and Trump had a weird interaction that was caught on camera here.

00:13:54.540 Yeah.

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00:14:09.860 A little glare.

00:14:12.640 A little signature look of disgust.

00:14:14.820 A little disgust.

00:14:15.820 Maybe she's trying to be professional because the Supreme Court's not supposed to be political, so she can't be like, hey, how are you?

00:14:22.080 Um, but then Charlie Kirk had an interesting tweet that, um, shows how she voted recently, and then she went against us.

00:14:28.020 Yeah, controversial Supreme Court ruling.

00:14:30.300 Uh, the Supreme Court has ruled that President Trump must unfreeze $1.9 billion in foreign USAID payments.

00:14:37.840 Uh, Justice Samuel Alito blasts the majority with Justice Thomas, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh joining in dissent.

00:14:44.780 Uh, does a single district court judge who likely lacks jurisdiction have the unchecked power to compel the government to the United States to pay out, and probably lose forever, $2 billion taxpayer dollars?

00:14:55.540 The answer to that question should be an emphatic no, but a majority of this court apparently thinks otherwise.

00:15:00.940 I am stunned.

00:15:01.940 So some people are saying that all the women were basically on one side, and then the men were on the other, so the women were, like, voting emotionally.

00:15:09.160 But some other people are saying that that was for past contracts where the work was already done, so they wanted to pay for the work that already happened, which is kind of, makes sense.

00:15:18.980 A little bit of a gray area, at least.

00:15:20.180 So it's a little bit of a gray area, but I think it sets a bad precedent.

00:15:23.140 Yes.

00:15:23.420 Where you're basically allowing a small court judge to dictate how America operates.

00:15:29.460 Yeah.

00:15:30.180 Um, and then someone made an interesting point, which kind of connected some more dots in my schizo brain, about how potentially Amy Coney Barrett is being, like, blackmailed or intimidated or extorted. 0.50

00:15:42.140 Can you give that tweet a read?

00:15:43.060 Yeah.

00:15:43.680 Many conservatives believe Justice Amy Coney Barrett deliberately lied and intentionally misled the vetting team during her confirmation.

00:15:50.540 But it isn't just about her ideology, though.

00:15:53.540 It is becoming very obvious Justice Amy Coney Barrett is also compromised out of fear for her and her family.

00:16:00.140 After Justice Brett Kavanaugh's potential assassin was caught, Amy Coney Barrett lost it. 1.00

00:16:05.300 Many thought she was about to resign. 0.99

00:16:07.260 She was genuinely scared to death.

00:16:09.120 The Biden admin and Dem senators ignored Justice's pleas for help.

00:16:12.600 Protesters were allowed to get very, very close to Justice's homes.

00:16:16.700 This was intentional.

00:16:18.180 And if you don't seriously believe these judges are scared to death to rule against the administrative and intelligence states, you're simply not paying attention.

00:16:25.440 Look at what happened to SCOTUS Justice Brett Kavanaugh on June 8th, 2022.

00:16:30.500 Nicholas Roski traveled to his home with zero difficulty with plans to break into Kavanaugh's home, kill him, and then commit suicide.

00:16:36.920 They and their families are being intimidated daily.

00:16:39.580 Yeah.

00:16:40.080 So that is interesting.

00:16:41.740 And then so they threatened Kavanaugh with that guy who was going to try and kill him.

00:16:46.120 Well, you know, they threatened Kavanaugh with that guy.

00:16:48.980 Kavanaugh was threatened.

00:16:50.120 By that guy.

00:16:51.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:16:51.840 Who maybe was sent.

00:16:53.100 Maybe he wasn't. 0.97

00:16:53.840 Maybe he's just a crazed guy. 0.96

00:16:55.740 They killed that one judge straight up. 0.94

00:16:58.660 Scalia?

00:16:59.100 Scalia.

00:17:00.000 I don't know about that one either.

00:17:01.880 So you have to say allegedly whatever I say this time.

00:17:04.200 Allegedly.

00:17:04.400 And then Justice Roberts, years ago, changed his vote last minute on Obamacare, and allegedly he was an Epstein guy. 0.63

00:17:14.680 And then also they made Amy Coney Barrett's kids' school, that information, public.

00:17:20.180 So that's pretty interesting.

00:17:22.060 And then remember what Chuck Schumer said.

00:17:24.380 If you go against the intelligence state, we'll have 10 ways to Sunday to get you back.

00:17:28.920 Yeah.

00:17:29.120 So I'm not fully saying that she's being intimidated or she's compromised, but I don't put that past the bad guys.

00:17:37.140 And I do think that when you start seeing these weird votes or stuff that doesn't make sense, it could be one person getting pressured and doing something outside of their norm.

00:17:49.120 Okay.

00:17:49.760 So you're calling the court's validity and impartialness into question.

00:17:55.000 My only pushback would be that this case wasn't that major of a case.

00:17:59.560 Like I would get it if they needed extra security when we're being threatened for like the big crazy issues like a Second Amendment issue or an abortion issue.

00:18:09.400 But this is just like some weird government spending thing that right-wingers are mad about.

00:18:12.920 So, you know, a little balance to it.

00:18:15.820 I'm just planting the seed.

00:18:16.820 I agree, though.

00:18:17.540 And the Kavanaugh thing, that stuff's all scary.

00:18:20.020 Their security is not anywhere near Secret Service level and their lifetime appointees.

00:18:24.340 So they have to do this forever.

00:18:26.060 So it's definitely a weird situation.

00:18:28.180 There's something there and it's definitely greasy and it's not, you know, it's not necessarily cut and simple.

00:18:34.720 Everyone's got great security, nothing they'll be afraid of.

00:18:36.960 Like these people are very much out in the open.

00:18:38.740 During the State of the Union, China tweeted at America.

00:18:43.120 Can you read what they said?

00:18:44.020 They said, if war is what the U.S. wants, be it a tariff war, a trade war or any other type of war, we're ready to fight till the end.

00:18:52.240 Oh, I believe them.

00:18:53.320 Little Chinese threats? 0.99

00:18:54.640 Yeah.

00:18:55.840 Little late Chinese threats, which I kind of believe. 0.95

00:18:59.540 And then we've obviously been fighting it out with Canada, Justin Trudeau versus Trump.

00:19:04.400 And they tweeted, Trump stabbed America's best friend in the back.

00:19:09.180 Canada will fight back.

00:19:11.040 And someone made a great point.

00:19:12.680 Japan is much more grateful of an ally and we nuked them twice. 1.00

00:19:16.680 I've never heard them complain about anything.

00:19:18.880 What have we really gotten from Canada recently?

00:19:21.280 They're kicking and screaming.

00:19:22.420 They're pulling alcohol off the shelves.

00:19:24.860 They're changing the way the entire country operates out of this.

00:19:29.680 And now it's like, let's do the tariffs.

00:19:31.780 They're really kind of coming together and going against us.

00:19:34.520 So why don't we make it hurt for them a little bit?

00:19:36.320 Because they like to, like, they're thinking they're playing ball.

00:19:39.280 Like, oh, we'll show you.

00:19:40.320 We're taking the alcohol off the shelves, even though you already imported it and bought it.

00:19:43.600 So it's not even like, doesn't even make sense.

00:19:46.200 You're actually just losing money for no reason.

00:19:49.080 But they're trying to play ball, but they don't know what it actually looks like.

00:19:52.260 Yeah.

00:19:52.440 They don't know how ugly it can get.

00:19:53.820 It can get really ugly.

00:19:54.520 We should do our own China threat tweet to Canada. 0.92

00:19:58.280 That's what I'm thinking.

00:19:59.120 All right.

00:19:59.920 We're getting into our little bit of a Doge update.

00:20:02.460 IRS plans to fire half of its 90,000 person staff.

00:20:06.440 Love to see that.

00:20:08.040 And then there was a man on the street, a questioner, who was asking about Doge and Elon

00:20:13.500 and average U.S. citizen response here.

00:20:17.280 President Trump has been president now for almost a month.

00:20:19.720 Do you think that he's making America worse, better?

00:20:22.100 Like, I heard allegedly he's like taking tax money from us, which I don't think they should

00:20:31.120 do that.

00:20:31.820 Like, it's tax money is technically for the military, not for themselves.

00:20:37.900 I completely agree with that.

00:20:39.440 So there's rumors that President Trump is taking taxpayers' money and putting it in his

00:20:44.040 own pocket.

00:20:45.480 And how's he doing that?

00:20:48.780 With the help of Elon Musk.

00:20:50.980 Trump's taking our tax dollars and putting it into his own bank account.

00:20:55.120 That's what it was all about, guys.

00:20:56.640 It was like he survived the assassination attempt.

00:20:59.240 He ran again just to get like 100 mil.

00:21:02.000 Yeah.

00:21:02.520 100 mil in taxpayer money.

00:21:03.980 And then they talk about misinformation or something.

00:21:06.660 What is this guy getting?

00:21:07.860 He like misunderstood MSNBC or something.

00:21:12.800 Yeah.

00:21:13.080 He didn't even get the right propaganda.

00:21:14.840 He was like, yeah, they're taking it.

00:21:16.360 He's at the end of the telephone game.

00:21:18.360 Yeah.

00:21:18.800 And it starts with Rachel Maddow, which is our botched job.

00:21:23.860 Yeah.

00:21:24.420 Obviously, that person's very confused.

00:21:27.200 More ways than one.

00:21:28.180 But that is also someone who thinks they know best and know how the world should be.

00:21:32.640 And they want to like tell us how to run the world. 0.55

00:21:35.400 Crazy.

00:21:36.380 But how is he doing it? 0.85

00:21:37.800 How's he getting the tax dollars?

00:21:39.440 Elon Musk.

00:21:40.220 Yeah.

00:21:41.140 It's all through Elon.

00:21:42.800 How's he doing it?

00:21:44.620 He's not even in the government.

00:21:46.580 All right.

00:21:46.820 Let's get to our migrant section.

00:21:48.340 Last episode, we talked about the Sudanese Maine official who was saying Maine is so white,

00:21:54.560 no one needs to assimilate.

00:21:55.660 And that was obviously horrible.

00:21:57.060 Yeah.

00:21:57.600 Well, this week, we have a Somalian woman who's doing the same thing. 0.99

00:22:01.740 She's a state rep.

00:22:02.680 State rep Dika Dalale.

00:22:04.940 And I think this whole thing is in Somali language.

00:22:07.040 So maybe Rap Boy can read the subtitles.

00:22:09.300 Yes.

00:22:10.220 We Somalis living outside of Somalia must always prioritize our country, Somalia.

00:22:15.220 And think of developing our country.

00:22:26.600 This must be done, especially by those Somalis abroad, such as in the U.S. 1.00

00:22:31.580 So it's all the same thing.

00:22:34.820 Yeah.

00:22:34.920 Everyone's getting the same message.

00:22:37.080 And Maine is like a quiet state.

00:22:40.200 It's spread out.

00:22:41.840 There's people everywhere.

00:22:42.600 But there's only a few major cities or whatever.

00:22:44.840 Yeah.

00:22:44.980 It's like all national forest.

00:22:46.500 Like the entire state of Maine, 80% maybe.

00:22:49.000 I'm guessing.

00:22:50.000 But it's national forest.

00:22:51.580 People have to rub shoulders in the very few cities and then rural cabins and stuff like that.

00:22:55.440 And then by the time you realize, wait a sec, it's one-to-one Somalis and white people.

00:23:01.460 Sudanese and Somalis are clamoring for control of the state.

00:23:05.540 And I've been here.

00:23:06.300 My family's been here for 300 years.

00:23:08.260 It's the only reason you live in Maine.

00:23:09.700 Yeah.

00:23:09.840 As if like your father's father's father lived in Maine.

00:23:12.840 Yeah.

00:23:13.600 So there's something to keep an eye out for because we know it's everywhere.

00:23:17.840 Like we know it's obviously in the major cities and even in like the, you know, Wisconsin and Minnesota and all those states, Ohio, you know.

00:23:26.640 But Maine?

00:23:27.680 Maine's like Vermont.

00:23:28.960 I think it's also a bigger issue and it's more, it triggers more of a disgust in people.

00:23:34.620 Like the Haitians in Springfield, Ohio was, I think, an issue that kind of helped turn the tide in the election.

00:23:42.140 And Somalis and Sudanese people in rural Maine, like you said, people can picture, oh yeah, Chicago, yeah, there's probably a little Somali community there.

00:23:50.260 I don't know.

00:23:50.600 They probably have a restaurant.

00:23:51.580 They live on one block.

00:23:53.400 Maine, Springfield, Ohio, these middle America, these deep like cultural pockets of America that have a unique history, getting dumped, a third world population is crazy. 1.00

00:24:02.840 And then not only getting dumped, but electing them to power because of some white guilt.

00:24:07.600 And then it's going to get worse faster.

00:24:09.940 Yeah.

00:24:10.400 Obviously, we have an Indian immigration situation in America as well.

00:24:15.280 And then with that comes a lot of scams.

00:24:17.280 There's a scam that was exposed here and we're going to kind of explain it in a series of tweets.

00:24:22.000 Yeah.

00:24:22.280 This guy, Dylan Patel, said, my cast volleyball tournament in Dallas is unreal.

00:24:28.220 8,000 people here out of 40,000 people in the U.S.

00:24:31.160 Everyone from a part of Gujarat and same way of life in the U.S.

00:24:36.400 Literally everyone here owns a motel or gas station in rural America.

00:24:40.540 And that's obviously something we see.

00:24:42.060 A lot of the Indian people own gas stations and convenience stores.

00:24:45.540 And you might not think anything of it.

00:24:47.260 But then when you realize how that operation works, which we're going to explain here, it'll make more sense.

00:24:53.100 Yeah.

00:24:53.340 Captive Dreamer said, has anyone looked into how the loan industry for motels and gas stations work?

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00:25:14.300 Probably be pretty shocking to the average American.

00:25:16.960 How does someone from a country where middle class means earning more than $10 USD per day buy a motel?

00:25:23.200 And someone else replied and said, the scam cycle has become obvious now.

00:25:27.180 Indian access loans for gas station slash motel.

00:25:30.940 Indian brings friends and family on H-1B as employees.

00:25:35.200 When the loan comes due, Indian sells business to a new Indian with fresh loans.

00:25:40.440 Repeat.

00:25:41.320 And that's how you get so many here.

00:25:43.300 Yeah.

00:25:43.740 And I looked at it and I think there are loans up to like $250,000 for, you know, green card holders, like various types of immigration statuses that aren't yet a citizen.

00:25:56.280 And I don't know, do they have a holding period between it?

00:25:59.260 I want to look into this a little more and maybe do a deeper dive like next episode or maybe in bonus land.

00:26:04.340 But I've heard this several times from different people and I want to understand the mechanics a little better.

00:26:08.560 Yep.

00:26:09.500 And then when Indians open a barbershop, this is where there's going to be some cultural differences here in America.

00:26:15.080 In India, as you can see happening back here, the barber eats every client's hair to earn their trust. 1.00

00:26:23.360 You know about that?

00:26:24.840 I didn't know about that.

00:26:26.080 And I don't usually trust Instagram font over a video of nonsense that he earns their trust.

00:26:32.300 But this guy is cutting his hair and then eating it in some Indian bowl.

00:26:35.740 And then can you show when he eats the actual bite?

00:26:38.540 We're going to play it and he shakes his head too.

00:26:40.200 Yeah.

00:26:41.080 Ooh, he goes like, ooh.

00:26:42.560 That's an Indian thing. 0.52

00:26:43.820 They go like this.

00:26:44.640 Yeah, they do like that.

00:26:46.260 All right.

00:26:46.760 Let's jump really quick.

00:26:48.340 We're still in our migrant section, but we're going to go to the UK. 0.98

00:26:51.060 This is a scene from Windsor Castle from a few days ago before Ramadan started.

00:26:56.680 So the church is full of Muslims.

00:27:17.460 That gives them squirts. 1.00

00:27:19.560 They go, I can't believe they're letting us do this.

00:27:22.380 We've got to bring everyone here.

00:27:23.960 This is easy.

00:27:24.660 They kind of know they're taking advantage and they know they're overstepping, right?

00:27:29.800 And they pretend like, oh, yeah, we're just praying or, oh, it's a holiday for us.

00:27:33.960 But they look at each other and they're kind of like, oh, we're doing it.

00:27:38.260 Do you believe it?

00:27:38.280 We're doing it.

00:27:38.980 Yeah.

00:27:39.480 We're doing it.

00:27:40.260 We're the number one guys here.

00:27:42.240 And this was at a UK mall as well.

00:27:44.900 And this is a migrant. 0.96

00:27:45.780 And this is how he interacts with people at the mall.

00:27:49.100 Go, go, go.

00:27:49.880 Yeah.

00:27:51.000 There's no way this guy's doing.

00:27:52.140 It's like a foot away from killing somebody.

00:27:59.720 Paralyzed, killing someone, medical bills for life, painkillers for life.

00:28:04.000 And for what?

00:28:05.000 Yeah.

00:28:05.480 And this, I would argue, is almost an urban decay.

00:28:08.480 Because I want to make a point here about crimes.

00:28:11.480 Sometimes we're ill-equipped to handle it, like intent versus result. 1.00

00:28:17.840 Like this guy just kind of said, whoever's down there, fuck them. 1.00

00:28:21.640 Whatever happens, happens. 1.00

00:28:23.300 And so like someone could have killed someone, but he didn't.

00:28:26.120 And so now it's just like a minor vandalism charge or something.

00:28:28.940 I see something like this and I go, this guy is a menace and should be locked away, deported if he is a migrant. 1.00

00:28:34.240 But you should get locked up for the worst that could have happened.

00:28:37.000 I think so.

00:28:37.680 Where it's like, oh, that would have killed somebody, it's attempted murder, not, oh, you broke the couch.

00:28:43.400 Or something in between.

00:28:44.600 It doesn't have to be attempted murder, but it's not just, you broke the couch.

00:28:47.980 Yeah.

00:28:48.280 There's an elevator that needs to go up on that.

00:28:50.960 And yeah, for the worst thing that could have happened.

00:28:53.280 But I don't see the UK giving Muslims any sort of fair treatment.

00:28:58.800 Okay.

00:28:59.260 You know, they let them go.

00:29:00.320 Preferential.

00:29:01.000 They go to preferential.

00:29:01.600 And then if you're a white person that complains about this, you'll go to jail for posting on social media.

00:29:08.240 You've been posting on Facebook, mate. 1.00

00:29:09.820 Three cops show up, two of them are women, and they're wearing the stupid outfit. 1.00

00:29:13.040 Can't believe this migrant threw the couch over the balcony at the mall. 1.00

00:29:17.220 This is bullshit. 1.00

00:29:18.220 We got to get this guy out of here. 1.00

00:29:20.260 You're under arrest, mate.

00:29:21.400 Knock, knock, knock. 0.85

00:29:22.160 Yeah.

00:29:22.320 All right, our last clip from the UK.

00:29:24.600 This migrant on the subway was threatening passengers, and an undercut or an off-duty cop ended up settling it.

00:29:46.780 Good to see someone still got it.

00:29:51.700 That's how people should be handled.

00:29:53.400 Yeah.

00:29:53.920 And that guy was an off-duty cop, and that guy was making threats and did worse stuff before the filming started.

00:29:59.160 So you get what you get.

00:30:00.660 Nobody prepares against a headbutt.

00:30:02.420 Yeah.

00:30:02.700 Oh, no one's right.

00:30:03.440 I actually don't.

00:30:04.020 I've never even thought I'd get headbutted.

00:30:05.440 Do you have it in your arsenal?

00:30:06.900 No, I don't even have it.

00:30:08.040 I've never done it, so I can't say I have it in my arsenal.

00:30:10.280 I know I could.

00:30:11.080 If there's a fight for the wrists, I know it's an option, but I've never done it.

00:30:14.920 I've never done it.

00:30:15.780 But I think I could.

00:30:18.060 I think it's here.

00:30:18.740 You got to go here, right at the top.

00:30:20.760 Not the forehead.

00:30:21.340 Right at the top.

00:30:22.660 The crown.

00:30:23.400 Yeah, the crown.

00:30:24.760 All right.

00:30:25.460 Let's move on to our final page of housekeeping.

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00:30:38.720 All right.

00:30:39.140 Our first clip is about Ramadan.

00:30:41.920 This is a huge feast.

00:30:43.540 It turns out Ramadan, I thought it was like a fast all day.

00:30:46.120 Yeah.

00:30:46.640 It turns out you have a pre-sunrise meal and a post-sunset meal.

00:30:51.380 So all you're doing is skipping lunch.

00:30:53.100 Yeah.

00:30:53.540 And I think they got exposed.

00:30:55.780 Most people thought Ramadan was like some hard thing that you really broke a fast with.

00:30:59.920 But they eat this gigantic breakfast.

00:31:02.560 And some people said online, most people gain weight on Ramadan.

00:31:06.160 So you have these fantastic spreads.

00:31:10.320 And all you're doing is just not eating at noon.

00:31:12.440 And now that people are doing Ramadan in like Western countries now, they're conquering silently without firing a bullet. 1.00

00:31:18.440 Now they're eating even worse food probably.

00:31:20.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:20.920 Like British beans and shit. 1.00

00:31:22.760 So true. 1.00

00:31:23.500 Probably eating more.

00:31:24.220 All right.

00:31:24.600 Next, we have an atrocity that took place.

00:31:28.420 McDonald's.

00:31:28.820 You guys know McDonald's.

00:31:29.820 You guys probably grew up eating McDonald's.

00:31:31.700 You go to the play place.

00:31:33.000 You play around in the greasy play place.

00:31:35.260 Your mom gives you hand sanitizer.

00:31:36.880 You get in the car and you go home.

00:31:38.300 Hand sanitizer didn't exist when I was a kid playing.

00:31:40.920 No.

00:31:41.500 Did it exist for you?

00:31:42.480 I kind of, I think I remember it, but maybe not.

00:31:45.520 Yeah.

00:31:45.960 You might have a false memory.

00:31:47.340 I think it's a false memory because my mom was very focused on washing hands all the time.

00:31:51.620 Yeah.

00:31:52.180 So maybe it's a false memory.

00:31:53.440 I don't know.

00:31:53.880 The proliferation of hand sanitizer I watched unfold in my life.

00:31:58.000 Yeah.

00:31:58.220 Yeah.

00:31:58.400 You're right.

00:31:58.840 You're right.

00:31:59.480 You're right.

00:32:00.060 I'm happy to correct.

00:32:01.540 Now I'm thinking, did my mom throw me out to the wolves at the McDonald's play place?

00:32:04.600 Should she have been hand sanitizer? 1.00

00:32:05.840 Well, it's probably better not to use it, but no one knows that.

00:32:09.000 All right.

00:32:09.500 This lady gave a tweet. 1.00

00:32:10.980 This is what the play place looks like now.

00:32:12.940 She said, this is so heartbreaking.

00:32:14.620 I'm at a new McDonald's in Franklin, Tennessee, and look at their play place for children.

00:32:18.740 Two screens and two chairs.

00:32:20.840 It's like a prison play place.

00:32:22.660 You just sit there and do like nothing on a tablet.

00:32:26.620 Yeah.

00:32:27.280 And then you remember what McDonald's used to look like when we were kids?

00:32:30.540 Yeah.

00:32:30.860 It's like this, 2009.

00:32:32.440 You know, it looks sick.

00:32:33.660 It's fun.

00:32:34.240 It's like a jungle, stuff to do.

00:32:36.240 It's all greasy inside.

00:32:37.960 And now it's like a prison.

00:32:39.300 Now it's a place where you do the app and then pick up your slop and drive home alone.

00:32:43.780 And depending on the workers, you either get your meal or it's botched.

00:32:48.900 Yeah.

00:32:49.260 You order a Big Mac and then instead it's the new chicken Big Mac.

00:32:52.840 Yeah.

00:32:53.120 Where did that come from?

00:32:55.020 Not good, guys.

00:32:56.060 We're losing it.

00:32:57.040 We're losing it.

00:32:58.040 But maybe RFK, when he takes a break from what he's doing, can maybe get some tallow back into the friars there and we can start there.

00:33:04.660 If only a Jewish guy were to get hit or something at a McDonald's, then RFK would jump in.

00:33:09.160 I don't know.

00:33:09.660 What's it going to take?

00:33:10.460 It's so true. 0.84

00:33:11.560 All right.

00:33:11.900 We have some memes.

00:33:13.020 We have a podcast meme from last episode.

00:33:15.280 I told her it was Mozart, pregnant lady. 1.00

00:33:18.160 Feels good.

00:33:18.660 Listening to the show feels good.

00:33:19.920 That's what you should be doing to your kids.

00:33:21.320 And people do that to their kids.

00:33:23.060 Their kids are playing around, crawling around, and they're listening to us.

00:33:25.800 Yeah.

00:33:26.100 So true.

00:33:26.780 Crazy.

00:33:27.400 And that's why we try to keep it 100.

00:33:29.260 Yeah.

00:33:29.540 All right.

00:33:29.900 I swear, though.

00:33:30.760 We don't always keep it 100, especially last episode when Richard Rappoy disrespected all of us.

00:33:37.320 Mostly you guys, but he disrespected all of us.

00:33:40.620 Here he is drinking the water bottle.

00:33:43.180 Someone caught him.

00:33:44.260 Caught you.

00:33:45.180 Yeah.

00:33:45.500 Who drinks water like this?

00:33:47.460 Yeah.

00:33:47.900 And my tongue is out. 0.99

00:33:49.240 Disgusting.

00:33:50.060 I'd like to formally apologize to everyone. 0.91

00:33:51.980 I know people's parents watch this show.

00:33:54.140 So I don't.

00:33:54.800 Apology accepted.

00:33:56.020 You know, I'm not going to be like the woman who got caught littering from her car last week

00:34:00.260 and say, no, I didn't do that.

00:34:02.560 I didn't do that.

00:34:03.380 I'm going to throw it out again.

00:34:04.380 And drink how I want.

00:34:05.180 I will put my tongue away. 0.95

00:34:07.220 That was disgusting. 0.74

00:34:08.420 And it surprised even me.

00:34:10.580 I didn't know I did this.

00:34:12.420 And now I have to kind of go back and start replaying things in my mind and reflect on what I'm up to.

00:34:17.240 The next day I said, hey, Richard, can you come into my office for a sec?

00:34:20.780 Yeah.

00:34:21.040 We got to talk.

00:34:22.180 I know.

00:34:22.740 I almost got fired over this, guys.

00:34:24.780 So thank you for pointing it out.

00:34:26.140 Now I can correct the issue.

00:34:27.060 Someone said Richard Ratboy looked disgusting, tongue protruding in his blue shirt before the FLECA's audience. 0.87

00:34:32.560 Very, very disrespectful. 0.86

00:34:34.600 And then there was a urban headline for it.

00:34:37.620 Yeah.

00:34:38.080 The way Florida podcaster RRB sips his water got Flacco Honcho confused.

00:34:43.320 Yeah.

00:34:44.200 There's me and there's Flacco Honcho. 0.75

00:34:45.980 He doesn't know what to do with this info.

00:34:48.580 And then I actually made a pigeon headline for this.

00:34:51.900 Him touch a bit with him tongue, see where the bottle is at.

00:34:55.000 So that's the pigeon headline for that. 0.70

00:34:58.700 We have fun here on the show.

00:35:00.080 It was covered by a lot of publications, as you can see.

00:35:02.180 No Jumper and BBC Pigeon.

00:35:04.200 And, you know, formal apology, guys.

00:35:06.060 Mea culpa.

00:35:07.280 It won't happen again until maybe later this episode.

00:35:09.920 We forgive you.

00:35:10.800 Forgive RRB in the comments.

00:35:12.540 Let's move on.

00:35:13.340 We're still in our final page of housekeeping.

00:35:15.480 I did something.

00:35:17.100 Did something smart.

00:35:18.160 You know me.

00:35:19.460 I'm, you know, who's the guy, Bradley Cooper and Limitless?

00:35:23.480 Yeah.

00:35:23.780 And he's always thinking and he has all these like equations.

00:35:26.260 I have that a lot.

00:35:27.220 Like I, sometimes I can't even talk normal to people because I'm just doing math.

00:35:32.060 This was my idea.

00:35:35.260 But I heard it and I was like, that's a good idea.

00:35:38.000 Okay.

00:35:38.400 And then I took it as my own.

00:35:40.280 So I'm Bradley Cooper in Limitless and you're who?

00:35:42.580 Somebody else in Limitless?

00:35:43.540 I'm just hearing opportunities and I, oh, that one's good.

00:35:46.780 That one's bad.

00:35:47.440 I'm able to like, you know, figure out what works and what doesn't.

00:35:51.480 Okay.

00:35:51.660 What's the most sought after autograph?

00:35:53.860 Babe Ruth.

00:35:54.680 Babe Ruth baseball.

00:35:56.460 What did I do here?

00:35:57.880 DIY Babe Ruth baseball.

00:36:00.200 See that?

00:36:01.020 You signed a baseball, an old looking baseball, and you just said Babe Ruth on it.

00:36:05.280 You wrote it yourself.

00:36:06.240 Yeah.

00:36:06.660 And now if you get one of those little baseball stands, you can put it in a place of prominence.

00:36:10.540 I'm kind of like, there's a market for semi-legit looking counterfeits.

00:36:15.760 Did you look at Babe Ruth's signature before doing this?

00:36:17.620 Yeah.

00:36:18.080 Okay.

00:36:18.440 So yeah.

00:36:18.960 But I didn't do it that good.

00:36:20.540 Who cares?

00:36:21.360 It doesn't matter.

00:36:21.940 It's a bit anyway.

00:36:22.620 It's a hundred year old baseball.

00:36:23.980 Yeah.

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00:36:38.680 Hashtag make a play.

00:36:40.280 Big, giant, fat wrist hair?

00:36:44.480 What are you talking about?

00:36:46.020 I think it's time for you to apologize to the audience.

00:36:48.200 For what?

00:36:48.620 That's just how I hold it.

00:36:49.520 I got my mitt on.

00:36:50.600 Look at that.

00:36:51.500 That's like a...

00:36:52.300 Look at that wrist, guys.

00:36:53.580 That's crazy.

00:36:54.380 That's sturdy.

00:36:55.700 You know you're talking about running downhill or whatever, your people.

00:36:59.240 Your people used to do some wrist stuff.

00:37:01.320 I don't know what that is.

00:37:02.240 We're just built thick. 0.93

00:37:04.020 Crazy.

00:37:04.540 I'm a dense individual.

00:37:05.960 Yeah.

00:37:06.200 That's crazy.

00:37:07.520 Yeah.

00:37:07.980 So Babe Ruth baseball, that was my idea.

00:37:10.220 You know what I could do?

00:37:11.320 What?

00:37:11.500 I could put it somewhere, like, in, like, a precarious spot, like, on a stand.

00:37:16.660 A dusty box?

00:37:17.840 No, like, in a dusty box, and then someone will find it.

00:37:20.400 Like, so you're...

00:37:21.040 It's like when you put a skeleton behind the drywall in the new bathroom, and then when they remodel it 20 years later, they find it.

00:37:27.140 You could do that with the Babe Ruth baseball and give someone, like, a...

00:37:30.780 That's a good idea.

00:37:32.540 Put it in an old box when you have a garage sale.

00:37:34.900 Yeah, and go, uh, 50 cents for whatever.

00:37:37.000 50 cents, whatever.

00:37:37.940 And let someone try to rip you off and look them in the face and go, 50 cents for Babe Ruth baseball?

00:37:42.220 Yeah, you say, 10 bucks for the whole box, and it's all junk in the Babe Ruth baseball, and you're actually making money on that one.

00:37:48.560 See, I'm Bradley Cooper in Limitless.

00:37:50.980 And I'm realizing those are good ideas, so I got a little bit of Limitless, too.

00:37:54.780 Okay.

00:37:55.400 All right.

00:37:55.780 Well, my idea was I was going to put it on a stand, like, next to something that would harm the baseball, like a piece of paper with paint on it or something.

00:38:05.540 Okay.

00:38:05.780 And then someone knocks into it and go, oh, my God, you just ruined my Babe Ruth baseball.

00:38:10.180 Okay.

00:38:10.460 And then they owe you for life.

00:38:12.000 I'm figuring it out now.

00:38:13.060 So you're Bradley Cooper before he takes the Limitless pill.

00:38:15.940 That's what you've been saying the whole time.

00:38:17.460 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:18.040 Okay.

00:38:18.420 But I'm feeding for uppers.

00:38:22.180 Bradley Cooper feeding for uppers.

00:38:24.080 Maybe when he first took the pill and then he didn't have any more and he needs to find more.

00:38:28.520 Hey, not to get too much into Limitless.

00:38:30.260 We already kind of got too much into Captain Phillips last episode.

00:38:33.980 But is there a more addictive drug on Earth than a Limitless pill?

00:38:38.260 I don't think so.

00:38:38.780 He was going to do anything to get another pill.

00:38:41.340 And he could, after one hit.

00:38:42.880 And he kept figuring out how.

00:38:44.380 Yeah.

00:38:44.820 Which is the key.

00:38:45.980 All right.

00:38:46.300 Next is a song I think is funny.

00:39:04.060 That was pretty good.

00:39:05.080 I like the line, anyone who doesn't want me to succeed, die by fire. 0.95

00:39:08.080 Die by fire. 0.99

00:39:08.900 Die by fire. 1.00

00:39:09.760 That's fine.

00:39:10.360 It's always good to do a dance every now and then on the show.

00:39:12.580 All right.

00:39:13.420 All right.

00:39:13.920 I have a funny story.

00:39:15.280 It's probably going to be in bad taste in a few days, but right now it's not.

00:39:18.920 The Pope is alive.

00:39:20.380 Okay.

00:39:20.700 But my mom texted me because the Pope is sick.

00:39:23.380 He has pneumonia and he keeps getting sicker.

00:39:26.040 And my mom texted me a funny story.

00:39:27.880 She said, remember in high school when the Pope was sick and then I used to call home

00:39:33.100 and say, how's the Pope doing?

00:39:34.560 Because if the Pope died, my Catholic school got the day off.

00:39:37.500 So I would call him and it seems like a nice thing.

00:39:40.560 Like, oh, is the Pope okay? 0.96

00:39:41.940 But it's like, I'm calling, hoping for him to die.

00:39:44.220 It's kind of dark, but I thought that was funny.

00:39:46.260 That is dark.

00:39:47.120 Okay.

00:39:47.760 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:39:49.440 I have a question for the audience.

00:39:51.260 I'm wondering something.

00:39:52.420 You know how you leave out something sweet and amps come?

00:39:56.360 Amps?

00:39:57.240 Ants.

00:39:57.880 Whatever.

00:39:58.520 Okay.

00:39:58.940 Amps come, right?

00:40:00.260 How come they don't just go in the trash can?

00:40:03.640 Yeah.

00:40:04.220 Can they not get out?

00:40:05.080 Well, they, they crawl on a table.

00:40:08.000 They crawl on the wall.

00:40:09.960 Why is there like a set boundary at, like they don't, they don't cross the line.

00:40:14.480 They don't go in the trash can.

00:40:15.960 I don't know.

00:40:16.580 Isn't that weird?

00:40:17.320 Plastic maybe.

00:40:18.040 I think plastic.

00:40:18.840 They can't crawl on plastic.

00:40:20.180 Something.

00:40:20.760 I don't know.

00:40:21.340 If you were an app and you found the trash can, you would be like, guys, that's it.

00:40:26.720 Every day we go here, get as full as you can, head home, come back.

00:40:31.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:40:31.420 There's always shit in the trash can. 0.96

00:40:32.920 So it's got to be plastic. 0.99

00:40:33.980 But I've never seen, maybe it's plastic.

00:40:36.220 They don't like going on plastic.

00:40:38.240 That's your answer.

00:40:39.480 I'm Bradley Cooper and Limitless after the pill.

00:40:41.680 You're before the pill.

00:40:42.740 You're saying amps.

00:40:44.240 All right.

00:40:45.260 That is the end of housekeeping.

00:40:46.600 All right.

00:40:46.900 We're moving on to cringe of the week.

00:40:49.420 All right.

00:40:52.180 That was good housekeeping.

00:40:53.700 Yeah.

00:40:54.700 I liked the last page.

00:40:56.160 It was finally the last page I could sink my teeth into.

00:40:58.680 Yeah.

00:40:58.960 I don't know.

00:41:00.340 I worry we're going too many rapid fire things in housekeeping these days.

00:41:03.560 It's changed.

00:41:04.200 The show's changed, guys.

00:41:05.340 The show's constantly changing.

00:41:06.880 The old episodes where Rap Boy used to sit over there.

00:41:09.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:10.020 We used to just chill and shoot the shit. 0.99

00:41:11.900 Now we're the best news podcast of all time. 0.99

00:41:15.080 You have to kind of be dense with it.

00:41:16.680 You got to adapt.

00:41:17.600 You got to be dense.

00:41:19.200 Okay.

00:41:19.640 Our first clip of cringe of the week is Cory Booker meeting Chris Sisson.

00:41:23.900 Yeah.

00:41:24.360 Chris Mowry.

00:41:25.040 Harry Sisson type.

00:41:25.980 Harry Sisson type.

00:41:26.740 Chris Sisson.

00:41:27.400 They're all Sissons to me. 1.00

00:41:28.820 And look how they interact.

00:41:30.740 People feel angry and they feel angry into the void.

00:41:32.900 They feel like no one's hearing their anger.

00:41:34.820 Yes.

00:41:35.140 And it's frustrating.

00:41:35.960 You sat there for two hours.

00:41:37.300 I'm tired.

00:41:38.020 I assume you're tired.

00:41:39.060 You know what's so funny?

00:41:40.300 He said, I'm not tired.

00:41:41.140 I'm ready to go.

00:41:41.800 I'm ready to go.

00:41:43.360 I'm ready to go.

00:41:44.760 I'm ready to go.

00:41:45.720 I'm charged up.

00:41:46.900 I like that.

00:41:47.400 Yeah, seriously, I'm charged up.

00:41:48.840 I like that.

00:41:49.060 Like, this guy should not.

00:41:50.300 They want to overwhelm you.

00:41:51.460 They want to paralyze you.

00:41:52.180 That's the goal.

00:41:52.660 They want to overwhelm you, paralyze you, and make you feel like you can't.

00:41:56.980 It's chaos.

00:41:57.860 That's the entire goal.

00:41:58.880 Like, I talk consistently about muscle velocity, like lying.

00:42:01.760 Chaos is the point.

00:42:02.740 So you feel like you have no control.

00:42:04.660 Their leaders have literally said in his cabinet, we want to traumatize them.

00:42:09.760 Traumatize you.

00:42:10.360 Yes.

00:42:10.400 So that you can't fight back. 1.00

00:42:12.560 Cory Booker loves this shit. 1.00

00:42:14.340 I think he likes it a little too much. 1.00

00:42:16.100 You see him getting handsy with the twink?

00:42:18.920 Yeah.

00:42:19.520 And that's kind of-

00:42:20.560 I've never seen that in an interview.

00:42:21.520 A politician ever get handsy like that. 0.97

00:42:23.640 This is how gay guys flirt. 0.98

00:42:25.680 They vibe each other out.

00:42:27.100 Then they start getting a little handsy.

00:42:28.780 And then eventually the bottom presents himself to the top.

00:42:31.440 Yeah.

00:42:32.100 Do you know about that?

00:42:33.220 I mean, it's science.

00:42:34.800 I understand it.

00:42:36.040 I'm not doing that.

00:42:37.600 Okay.

00:42:38.200 You know a little bit too much about that. 0.92

00:42:40.400 But Cory Booker is gay, right? 0.97

00:42:42.580 Allegedly. 0.88

00:42:43.160 I think so.

00:42:43.960 And then Chris Sisson looks-

00:42:46.020 I don't know him, but I'm assuming he's a homosexual as well, just based on his body language. 0.64

00:42:50.220 Or he's open to it.

00:42:51.040 And then you see how they're like doing this, and then it eventually ends with like him going like that. 0.99

00:42:55.720 What the fuck is going on there? 0.98

00:42:57.460 That was extremely weird. 1.00

00:42:58.600 Yeah.

00:42:58.800 And then also, jokes aside, authenticity-wise, that was like a 12% authenticity.

00:43:05.840 Yeah.

00:43:05.980 The least authentic interaction I've ever seen. 0.99

00:43:08.060 That's some corny shit. 0.99

00:43:09.180 Yeah. 0.99

00:43:09.460 And then you have a little bit of a special edit here.

00:43:12.580 Yeah.

00:43:12.920 I just made this edit because it kind of, you can trim it to something totally different.

00:43:17.420 Yeah.

00:43:18.160 Seriously, I'm charged up.

00:43:19.240 I'm going to overwhelm you, paralyze you, traumatize you.

00:43:21.700 Yes.

00:43:22.120 You can't fight back.

00:43:23.300 I'm going to crawl.

00:43:24.320 I'm going to walk.

00:43:25.820 I'm going to run.

00:43:26.640 But I'm going to go and do something.

00:43:28.640 Let's do it.

00:43:29.000 Let's get it. 0.95

00:43:32.160 He starts humping. 0.97

00:43:33.540 I'm going to traumatize you. 1.00

00:43:34.800 I'm going to fight you. 0.99

00:43:35.600 I'm going to paralyze you. 0.99

00:43:36.540 It sounded like threats.

00:43:37.540 Sounds dark.

00:43:38.920 I don't know. 1.00

00:43:39.100 They're into some weird twink shit. 1.00

00:43:40.920 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:41.420 All right.

00:43:41.980 Let's keep it cruising. 0.76

00:43:43.240 We're still in cringe.

00:43:44.260 Our non-binary computer talker has a message from MAGA.

00:43:48.320 I love when right-wingers say pick a struggle.

00:43:50.880 Like, babe, you're the reason I am struggling so much.

00:43:54.420 Y'all make life so much harder for genderqueer and disabled and mixed people.

00:43:58.940 I would not mean to struggle at all if y'all would just stop.

00:44:01.800 Oh, so it's our fault.

00:44:03.500 Yeah.

00:44:04.020 So her and her piece, her piece is external.

00:44:07.980 Yeah.

00:44:08.120 That's what the big issue is here.

00:44:09.620 Like, she's sad because she was told, oh, Trump supporters are attacking you.

00:44:13.800 Trump supporters are constantly trying to get you.

00:44:16.320 And that's obviously not the case.

00:44:18.280 But what if someone tricked you into believing that?

00:44:21.700 Yeah.

00:44:22.000 You know, wouldn't that change a lot of things?

00:44:23.500 Because, like, if your toxic behavior is explained or excused because of traumatic events that actually didn't happen, you become a big, big problem.

00:44:34.740 Yeah.

00:44:34.980 And I think if you're talking through an iPad and you're a guy girl with a mustache, Republicans didn't really do much, right?

00:44:42.900 Maybe we took away some federal funding for some testosterone or estrogen. 0.92

00:44:46.480 I don't know which way you're going, actually.

00:44:48.500 But I think you're beyond it if you're communicating with the iPad already.

00:44:51.460 Yeah, you clearly don't care what we think.

00:44:54.280 Yeah.

00:44:54.720 Because you would have not made a few of the changes you made if you were taking into consideration MAGA. 0.99

00:45:00.080 Yeah, the customizations you made on your crippled queer body. 1.00

00:45:04.040 I don't know. 0.96

00:45:04.860 Yeah, we have another example of something similar.

00:45:07.800 This LGBT says that she's going underground. 1.00

00:45:11.640 I want to thank all you people out there for voting this individually.

00:45:16.480 Thanks so much because guess what?

00:45:19.120 I live in a rural community.

00:45:22.020 And now I know I can't simply leave my house.

00:45:26.860 Thanks so much, guys.

00:45:28.560 I'm going to be underground.

00:45:29.960 You guys won't hear from me again.

00:45:32.040 Bye, guys.

00:45:33.120 Well, the first rule of going underground is you don't tell people you're going underground in a viral social media post.

00:45:39.100 You immediately broadcast your location and say, I'm going underground now.

00:45:43.020 Bye, guys.

00:45:43.620 And she has this attitude and she seems like she thinks she's correct.

00:45:48.300 But give us one example of something that happened where like a right-wing MAGA person attacked a trans person.

00:45:55.400 Or a lesbian in a rural community. 0.62

00:45:57.260 They're creating events out of thin air.

00:46:00.320 One article.

00:46:01.300 Give me one thing that isn't a hoax.

00:46:03.960 And it has to be like two years old.

00:46:06.500 So I know the time has passed and it's not a hoax.

00:46:08.580 Yeah.

00:46:08.840 It's Jussie Smollett.

00:46:10.400 Yeah.

00:46:10.720 Jussie.

00:46:11.480 Yeah.

00:46:11.980 Happens all the time.

00:46:13.380 But yeah, this is the thing.

00:46:15.400 They're reacting to made-up scenarios that are kind of like on a Netflix movie or something.

00:46:21.640 And we react to the news or reality crime statistics, right?

00:46:28.340 Yeah.

00:46:28.720 And then we don't even actually change our behavior.

00:46:30.920 Yeah.

00:46:31.320 Or like we're a little more wary when we're walking at night and we might see five Florida juveniles walking towards us.

00:46:37.980 Yeah.

00:46:38.120 We might be a little skeptical of five Florida juveniles because we've seen data and evidence and articles.

00:46:43.640 But for someone like this, she's scared of something that didn't happen, which in my mind is like a disorder.

00:46:49.840 Yeah.

00:46:50.180 That's what I was going to say.

00:46:51.040 I think this is like you need to talk to a psychologist or something and help work this out.

00:46:56.700 And then, but the problem is the modern day psychologist will enable and be like, okay, let's talk about those feelings.

00:47:02.700 Instead of being like, that didn't happen, that won't happen, it doesn't happen.

00:47:07.000 Now let's work through why you feel this way.

00:47:09.700 Exactly.

00:47:10.340 So she victimizes herself and then blames us for those feelings, even though the reason she was victimized never actually happened, which is like actually narcissistic.

00:47:19.800 And I think it's manipulative.

00:47:21.120 And for these last two clips that we showed, the iPad talker and the underground lesbian, I think it's so much easier to just, when Republicans gain power, then they can just blame Republicans and go, I'm going to be antisocial now. 0.76

00:47:33.580 I'm done.

00:47:34.560 This wasn't my fault.

00:47:35.880 Nothing I did was me.

00:47:37.180 I haven't gone to any of my classes.

00:47:38.960 It's because of Trump.

00:47:39.760 So it's an easy way out.

00:47:42.080 It's fun for them, right?

00:47:42.980 And also these last two people that kind of ties it all together, they both think that they're owed an easy life, you know?

00:47:50.360 And then you can go out on the street and see a veteran who has no legs, who gets nothing.

00:47:56.100 And that can kind of like create a worldview for you for how little you're owed.

00:48:01.080 Like if a veteran who served a country, has no legs, gets nothing, is on the street, me, a person living in rural America, non-binary type, eh, they're probably going to help him first.

00:48:11.720 I'm not owed anything.

00:48:12.720 I'm just nobody.

00:48:13.740 For sure.

00:48:14.400 Something to think about.

00:48:15.340 All right.

00:48:15.580 Speaking of trans, there was a trans track meet where the trans person won by quite a bit.

00:48:24.840 There he goes.

00:48:25.720 Oh, my God.

00:48:33.720 Someone says trans is wrong.

00:48:35.320 You're a band-ed at Rupa Valley High School.

00:48:37.160 Amazing.

00:48:37.900 Three wins today.

00:48:39.100 What was the SMR?

00:48:40.740 SMR, long, triple, and then I have high later.

00:48:43.140 And you still got the high jump.

00:48:44.780 Amazing performances so far.

00:48:47.000 How are you feeling just about how the day went today at the Ontario Relay?

00:48:49.480 I'm very excited.

00:48:51.060 I don't know.

00:48:51.980 I did not.

00:48:52.960 After long, I was like, oh, maybe I'm not going to do it.

00:48:55.580 I'm as good as triple, but I'm glad that I performed pretty well, and I'm just excited.

00:49:00.020 What do you think really clicked today in the triple jump?

00:49:03.400 I don't know.

00:49:04.420 I was just, I think I was really nervous.

00:49:06.900 I have a few ideas of what clicked in the triple jump.

00:49:09.900 I was a man competing against women.

00:49:11.780 Yeah.

00:49:12.320 They weren't even close to me.

00:49:13.880 I'm completely blowing them out.

00:49:15.180 Multiple medals on the neck of a trans person is such bad optics, and this is why people 1.00

00:49:20.640 lose elections.

00:49:21.800 Yeah, exactly.

00:49:22.840 And then she won first place by-

00:49:25.720 She? 0.98

00:49:26.380 Or he.

00:49:28.020 Come on.

00:49:28.680 You're right.

00:49:29.420 I got confused.

00:49:31.000 He won first place by eight feet.

00:49:34.800 Yeah.

00:49:35.120 And here are the results.

00:49:36.120 I just want to kind of like put it in perspective and go over it a little bit.

00:49:39.780 From first place, the man, to the next woman, eight feet. 1.00

00:49:43.920 Eight feet.

00:49:44.580 And then from second place to third place, one and a half inches.

00:49:50.080 So like that's where the actual race is.

00:49:52.760 That's where the competition is.

00:49:54.220 And then from first place to third place, it's half a foot.

00:49:59.900 So everyone's in this tight little cluster, and then this dude is just head and shoulders

00:50:04.380 above, eight feet above everyone else.

00:50:06.820 And I think the top five, excluding the trans person, are all within one feet. 0.97

00:50:11.760 Crazy. 0.99

00:50:12.260 One foot. 0.99

00:50:13.140 But the trans person doesn't know how she did it. 0.89

00:50:15.280 Gee, I don't know how I did it.

00:50:16.840 I just was, I had a different chromosome than everybody in testosterone courses through

00:50:21.000 my veins.

00:50:21.500 Six three.

00:50:22.460 Does my voice, does this sound good?

00:50:24.860 I just want to be like a girl.

00:50:26.420 I'm little.

00:50:26.800 So, you know, the trans lesbian, or the lesbian type goes underground and the trans says, 0.58

00:50:32.660 nah, I want to be the center of attention. 0.67

00:50:34.380 I want to win by eight feet. 0.90

00:50:35.940 Crazy.

00:50:36.460 Michael Jackson voice.

00:50:37.740 Yep.

00:50:38.240 All right.

00:50:38.540 Let's get to it.

00:50:39.200 So I want to see Trump start going through on his threats of withholding federal funding.

00:50:43.800 Yeah.

00:50:43.980 I know he's going to do some Department of Education stuff soon, possibly disbanding it

00:50:48.340 entirely.

00:50:49.900 But I want to see these threats because that was California, right?

00:50:52.640 Yep.

00:50:52.860 So, and Maine had it last week, California this week, anyone who's doing it needs to

00:50:57.440 get in trouble.

00:50:58.220 If you want boys to beat women in their sports, you got to do it with state funds, brother. 1.00

00:51:02.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:03.800 All right.

00:51:04.200 Let's get through our next section of cringe.

00:51:06.680 We're going to go kind of fast through it, but we have a couple of clips here.

00:51:09.540 First is a post on TikTok and it says there's no women in construction. 0.89

00:51:15.020 And then they kind of have a thing where they show us.

00:51:17.720 And here's all the women in construction. 1.00

00:51:21.280 They do a little dance.

00:51:23.660 Yeah.

00:51:24.220 Oh, there's no women in construction. 1.00

00:51:25.500 Oh, yeah.

00:51:27.040 So, you know, great.

00:51:28.800 That looks great.

00:51:30.520 Which buildings was it?

00:51:32.900 What buildings did you guys build?

00:51:33.860 Or whatever.

00:51:34.640 Yeah.

00:51:35.100 Like, let me just, which ones were they?

00:51:37.200 Okay.

00:51:37.820 Yeah.

00:51:38.280 Never going to go there.

00:51:39.380 One, two, three, fake street.

00:51:41.280 Tell me, which one?

00:51:42.280 Yeah.

00:51:43.000 And we did all the foundation work too?

00:51:45.200 Okay.

00:51:45.920 Wow.

00:51:46.280 No third-party contractors?

00:51:48.780 Nothing?

00:51:49.400 It's like, I'm looking for a new apartment.

00:51:50.980 And, you know, they think it's like, oh, you want to live where we built?

00:51:53.960 And it's like, I want to live where you didn't build.

00:51:56.160 We have a similar thing here.

00:51:58.320 This is an airline announcing a special announcement.

00:52:03.040 History month.

00:52:04.500 Tui today has an all-black flight crew and an all-black habit crew.

00:52:10.280 Give yourselves a big cheer.

00:52:16.280 Woo! 0.99

00:52:18.320 Wow.

00:52:19.480 You did it again.

00:52:20.440 How great.

00:52:21.480 And it's Tui Airlines.

00:52:23.220 That's awesome.

00:52:23.900 Where do you guys fly to?

00:52:25.200 You ever do a TPA to LaGuardia?

00:52:27.720 No?

00:52:28.160 Oh, okay.

00:52:30.040 Let me write down your airline.

00:52:31.580 What buildings did you do?

00:52:32.680 What airline was that again?

00:52:34.120 Let me just check on everything.

00:52:36.020 I just want to know where to kind of avoid.

00:52:38.400 And the guy, when he hears the announcement, he's kind of like not having it.

00:52:41.840 He's a show watcher.

00:52:42.720 He has a confused look at the minimum.

00:52:45.720 Yeah, exactly.

00:52:46.740 And then, I'm not saying it's the same airline, but it might be.

00:52:50.820 It's not. 0.99

00:52:52.480 This woman got in trouble because she was twerking her ass on a flight. 1.00

00:52:58.020 She's the flight attendant who's twerking cost her her dream job. 1.00

00:53:01.600 I didn't think that, you know, being so happy can turn into something like this.

00:53:07.540 Nell Diallo was having a great time dancing and twerking in the aisle on an empty plane before an early morning flight.

00:53:14.020 I decided to just take advantage of the moment to wake myself up and kind of get myself, like, hyped up for my day, basically.

00:53:21.720 She posted a video on TikTok along with the caption, what's wrong with a little twerk before work?

00:53:26.620 But after the video...

00:53:27.760 But you're fired.

00:53:28.460 You lost, like, a nice job that a lot of women want. 1.00

00:53:32.680 Flight attendant, you work random schedule, you get flight benefits.

00:53:35.960 Travel all over the world.

00:53:37.720 Yeah.

00:53:38.300 And, you know, she goes, I wanted to wake myself up.

00:53:40.940 Then why'd you take a video and then post it online if that was the reason?

00:53:44.920 Why don't you drink a coffee?

00:53:46.140 We caught you.

00:53:47.240 Yeah.

00:53:47.740 And this is what happens.

00:53:48.860 And that was Alaska Airlines, by the way.

00:53:50.800 Alaska Airlines.

00:53:51.840 Good to know.

00:53:52.600 Yeah.

00:53:52.780 Well, that is the end of Cringe of the Week.

00:53:54.880 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.

00:53:58.200 All right.

00:53:58.500 Our first clip of Urban Decay is someone got caught stealing gas.

00:54:03.300 Uh-huh.

00:54:04.980 He just took it out. 1.00

00:54:06.980 Nigga took their pump out, pumping his shit up. 1.00

00:54:11.960 He funny, though. 1.00

00:54:17.560 Now we can fast forward to the end where he runs it up.

00:54:21.240 He runs it up $80.

00:54:22.060 And here he comes putting it back. 1.00

00:54:26.000 Look at his sneaky ass. 1.00

00:54:27.320 Look at his sneaky ass. 1.00

00:54:29.520 Hey, look, I see that! 1.00

00:54:31.520 So he caught him, and everyone's filming and laughing because fuck white people. 1.00

00:54:35.620 Nobody confronts him, really. 1.00

00:54:37.060 Yeah.

00:54:37.280 It's just caught on camera.

00:54:38.920 And in a high-trust society, you pump your gas, and you go inside.

00:54:43.060 If you want to grab some chips or a soda, and you come out, your gas is done.

00:54:46.200 You put it back.

00:54:46.860 You paid already.

00:54:47.820 You're done.

00:54:48.640 Low-trust society.

00:54:49.560 But now, exactly, you're in a low-trust society.

00:54:52.620 So you have to adjust your worldview.

00:54:54.780 You have to play defense on everything.

00:54:57.460 And now your gas trip takes a little longer because you can't trust the criminals out there.

00:55:02.400 And if you look at a bigger picture and you zoom out a little bit, and you kind of look at the history of our cities in America and what they used to be before they became low-trust, you're going to have your mind blown.

00:55:13.460 We have a whole list here.

00:55:14.480 Yeah, these cities were once unironically called the Paris of the West, Detroit, Rome of the West, St. Louis, Charm City was Baltimore, the White City, Chicago, America's most European city, that was New Orleans, and the Athens of America, Philadelphia.

00:55:32.880 Yeah, so I guess something changed because they're not like that anymore, and you add in some white flight, and it gets worse, and now it's the Senegal of the West. 0.99

00:55:43.000 Yeah, it's the Lagos of America.

00:55:46.420 The Mozambique.

00:55:47.720 Yeah, and, you know, Minneapolis, that's the Mogadishu of the West.

00:55:53.120 So isn't that crazy that these cities were named these things, and that's what they were, and they're so far from that now?

00:55:59.720 Yeah, and the little crime wave in the 80s, and, you know, you build some suburbs, and all of a sudden, poof, there's no Rome of the West anymore.

00:56:08.380 And I was looking at a sign, and I like Chicago.

00:56:12.320 Chicago has great parts.

00:56:13.280 It's basically every city has a nice part, but a lot of the more downtown and, like, kind of the manufacturing areas are kind of blown out of some of these cities.

00:56:22.960 But I saw, like, a highway.

00:56:24.980 It might have been in southern Indiana or something, and the highway signs were Memphis, St. Louis, and Chicago.

00:56:31.440 And you're like, ugh, I kind of want to just avoid all those.

00:56:34.460 Do I have to pick one?

00:56:35.800 Yeah.

00:56:36.040 And I like Chicago, and Chicago has great parts, and Memphis, I'm sure, has great parts, too.

00:56:40.840 But you kind of have a negative connotation or, like, some sort of, ah, there's crime hellholes in every one of those that aren't being policed or appropriately managed.

00:56:50.180 And I guess they used to be awesome.

00:56:52.700 Detroit, you know?

00:56:54.000 Think about the heyday of Detroit and what it is now.

00:56:56.180 It's really sad.

00:56:56.920 Really, really sad.

00:56:57.920 That's why we have a whole section called Urban Decay.

00:56:59.880 Yeah.

00:57:00.520 I don't think we're running out of clips anytime soon.

00:57:02.680 Next, we have the kid who was awarded Secret Service duties at the State of the Union.

00:57:09.160 Yeah.

00:57:09.640 We actually found a clip from a few months ago.

00:57:12.880 I think this is what got Trump's attention.

00:57:15.320 Take a look at this.

00:57:16.140 So you have an interesting hobby.

00:57:40.460 You want to be a police officer?

00:57:42.180 That's corny.

00:57:43.180 Now you're going to get twerked on.

00:57:44.600 Yeah, and we've said it on the show, like, a hammer always finds a nail.

00:57:48.800 You know, a certain urban type just goes, what, is that something different?

00:57:52.180 I'm going to twerk on it.

00:57:53.700 I'm in a moving car? 0.67

00:57:55.040 I better twerk on it.

00:57:56.040 I'm in the jacuzzi?

00:57:57.400 I got a new job at Alaska Airlines?

00:57:59.620 Better twerk on it.

00:58:00.300 I'm going to twerk on it.

00:58:01.880 But there is a strategy to, if you're going to new cities, to find a good place to stay if you're there short-term, hotels, Airbnb types.

00:58:10.580 This guy did a selfie video explaining that.

00:58:13.080 I travel quite a lot for work.

00:58:15.940 And every time I visit a new city, I have a foolproof way of finding where the nice neighborhood is.

00:58:21.420 It's called the Lululemon strategy.

00:58:23.820 Every time I go to a new city, I look up Lululemons in the area on Google Maps and use a process of elimination to find the neighborhood with great walkability and $10 matcha.

00:58:35.960 I'm using Montreal as an example because I'm going there at the end of the month.

00:58:40.960 And as you can see here, this Lululemon is in a mall, so I'm going to eliminate that from my search result.

00:58:46.940 What we're looking for are those storefront Lululemons. 0.96

00:58:49.820 And that's where you're going to find the bars, restaurants, and a bakery dedicated to fucking Brookies. 1.00

00:58:55.700 Now, if none of the Lululemons meet the criteria, then I have a backup, and it's called the Whole Foods method. 0.85

00:59:03.780 So he looks at Whole Foods and Lululemon, and that's where you know to go.

00:59:07.160 Yeah, it's called finding proxies.

00:59:08.860 I think I read something somewhere, and I don't remember what restaurant, but some restaurant would always just wait for McDonald's to choose a location, and then they'd choose right across the street, like a Burger King or something like that, because McDonald's would do the research and figure out how many cars drove past and how much foot traffic was going to come through.

00:59:26.500 And then they'd just go, okay, us too.

00:59:29.180 So, you know, there's definitely a way to search for proxies.

00:59:32.200 And then in New Orleans, that is actually correct.

00:59:34.180 He's Uptown by Tulane, and then that one I think is pretty good, too.

00:59:39.540 The other one.

00:59:40.040 Magazine Street?

00:59:40.320 Yeah, yeah, right in the action.

00:59:42.460 All right, let's get to our next clip.

00:59:44.020 We only have two clips left.

00:59:45.580 This rapper explains why he's vegan.

00:59:49.620 We eating more animals than the animals and making more animals.

00:59:55.700 So they making the new meat that y'all eating, that the child eating.

01:00:03.180 They making the new meat that y'all eating us.

01:00:07.040 And they said they trying to save animals so we don't run out of animals in the world.

01:00:12.480 And that was enough for me.

01:00:15.460 Nah, nah, no bad, T.

01:00:17.060 I ain't gonna lie.

01:00:17.820 That was enough.

01:00:19.520 That was enough for me, T.

01:00:21.760 They got a double stag lean cup.

01:00:23.820 Yeah.

01:00:24.260 Smoking some backwoods.

01:00:25.460 Galaxy gas on the side.

01:00:27.100 And honestly, this is something we typically make fun of.

01:00:31.080 I watched this clip and kind of felt sad.

01:00:33.840 This is like a mentally impaired person who's throwing drugs on top of it. 0.81

01:00:38.940 Yeah. 0.84

01:00:39.240 You didn't have maybe the highest IQ or education to start.

01:00:43.420 And then instead of being like street smart or like being smart but just not educated, 0.98

01:00:48.720 you made yourself more retarded with substances. 0.96

01:00:51.320 Like if someone looked at this, like a psychiatrist or somebody had to like create an assessment, 0.91

01:00:55.960 they'd say, yeah, I think he's probably operating at a first grade level.

01:00:59.080 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:59.200 That type of speech pattern is pathetic. 1.00

01:01:01.620 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:02.040 And then he's describing something while he's vegan.

01:01:04.060 And it's like, okay, I can't trust you.

01:01:06.140 How'd you get there?

01:01:07.460 Yeah.

01:01:07.900 But it's like genuinely sad.

01:01:08.960 And then all his friends, there's like this certain like rap attitude.

01:01:11.960 And I think the attitude kind of pervades the black community in general, like trying hard

01:01:19.620 is corny or like applying yourself is corny.

01:01:23.480 Like I'll just rap and sip the lean and like I'll come up with a few bars.

01:01:27.740 And I don't know, like if you're that low, you have to try just to get to like a 80 IQ.

01:01:34.140 So I looked at this and I got, I felt kind of bad for him.

01:01:37.340 Yeah. 0.99

01:01:37.820 He's like a retarded person. 1.00

01:01:39.120 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:39.940 You know, running out of animals.

01:01:41.580 So you can't be, you gotta be vegan.

01:01:43.000 You're running out of animals.

01:01:43.740 Like him and someone with Down syndrome having a conversation,

01:01:46.600 like the Down syndrome person would be like, stay on topic.

01:01:50.420 Like you're good at your other line.

01:01:52.780 And like, that's not even me being mean.

01:01:54.700 No, no, no.

01:01:55.400 I'm genuinely sad at this, that people have this type of life.

01:01:58.500 Me too.

01:01:59.140 It's not funny.

01:02:00.060 And this is what we always say too.

01:02:01.480 Hey, it is funny, but this is what we always say in urban decay. 0.99

01:02:05.800 It's like, you can't even create a mental model of someone who's like a dumb, impulsive criminal. 0.96

01:02:11.280 You can't be like, oh, well, if we teach him the right, 0.98

01:02:13.800 if we can give him the right tools to handle this in jail,

01:02:15.660 we can do some restorative justice.

01:02:16.960 It's like, no, he's operating at a base level that you can't even relate to.

01:02:21.320 He thinks we're running out of animals to eat.

01:02:23.280 Yeah.

01:02:23.600 We can't make more animals.

01:02:24.800 We're running out too many.

01:02:25.960 That's why y'all eat too many animals. 1.00

01:02:27.980 Shit. 1.00

01:02:28.600 I ain't even playing. 1.00

01:02:29.960 Yeah.

01:02:30.280 That's a good point.

01:02:31.480 And people, a lot of times in their mental models, think that-

01:02:36.020 Everyone's me.

01:02:36.560 Everyone's me, but just born with no money or no dad or no college education.

01:02:42.780 And there are times where there is just a different type of person.

01:02:47.480 Yeah.

01:02:47.700 That guy's ceiling is so much lower than you can imagine.

01:02:50.560 Yeah.

01:02:50.940 That's a good point.

01:02:51.720 All right.

01:02:51.980 Let's get to our next story.

01:02:53.040 This guy tells us how African drums invented the computer.

01:02:57.680 Like you go into the African drum language, which this white boy stole it and called it the

01:03:03.160 Morse code.

01:03:04.280 They took that same pulsation and rhythm, and now they call it the telephone.

01:03:08.320 They took the same pulsation and rhythm, and now they call it a computer, which is nothing

01:03:12.240 but African drum.

01:03:13.860 Wow. 1.00

01:03:14.300 So we was Steve Jobs and shit. 0.99

01:03:16.580 Africa must be awesome. 0.99

01:03:17.960 Yeah.

01:03:18.420 Africa probably has a lot of people trying to get there because it's probably very similar

01:03:23.520 to Palo Alto, I'm assuming.

01:03:25.140 Yeah.

01:03:25.440 Silicon Valley, except it's Sub-Saharan Valley.

01:03:28.260 And then they're also sitting on all the rare earth minerals that create the phones and stuff.

01:03:32.740 So they have the tech and the hardware.

01:03:35.300 And they must be efficiently pulling it out of the ground and then going through it and

01:03:39.800 processing it and then selling it internationally.

01:03:42.300 Yeah.

01:03:42.640 For trillions of dollars.

01:03:44.220 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:44.740 My favorite part is when someone's saying the most retarded shit you've ever heard, 1.00

01:03:48.320 and then the interviewer is going, mm-hmm. 1.00

01:03:50.600 Like four mm-hmms on the dumbest shit you've ever heard. 1.00

01:03:54.260 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:54.860 Hey, if I'm ever cooking like that, you got to warn me.

01:03:57.300 Yeah, I'm sure we actually have some examples like that where I'm going, yeah, sure.

01:04:01.340 Okay.

01:04:01.960 All right.

01:04:02.280 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:04:03.520 Moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:04:07.440 All right.

01:04:08.200 For Uplifting Gold this week, instead of doing uplifting stuff, I'm doing bits.

01:04:14.320 Funniest bits, funniest pranks, funniest things I saw on the internet.

01:04:17.740 I don't want to give it away, but we got some special surprises towards the end.

01:04:21.880 All right.

01:04:22.060 So first is this guy.

01:04:23.440 He says he's rating the nicest restaurants in Toronto.

01:04:26.700 I'm going to rate the most popular restaurant in Toronto. 1.00

01:04:33.520 We started off with the stupid, the stupidest one. 1.00

01:04:36.240 All right. 1.00

01:04:36.640 Just so we know.

01:04:37.400 All right.

01:04:37.700 Next, this person is doing a-

01:04:39.700 It's hard.

01:04:40.120 I actually go back and forth on those type of, because the content's funny on my phone,

01:04:44.820 but then the guy's breaking the third wall in real life, and then like annoying a restaurant,

01:04:49.560 and then employees have to come and say, sir, please leave.

01:04:52.500 Yeah.

01:04:52.880 But the result is kind of funny.

01:04:55.560 You have to, there's a thin ratio between how much trouble you're causing and how funny

01:05:00.200 it is online.

01:05:01.120 Yeah.

01:05:01.500 And then you get pissed off at the stuff that causes a lot of trouble in real life and isn't

01:05:05.700 even funny online.

01:05:06.220 Like the guy who pours the milk on his head in Walmart.

01:05:08.560 Yeah.

01:05:08.940 It's like similar, but not even close.

01:05:11.440 So it's a fine line.

01:05:12.980 All right.

01:05:13.260 Next is a person who's offering hot chocolates, and with the option to take it or double it

01:05:18.080 and give it to the next person.

01:05:19.460 Excuse me.

01:05:19.940 Sorry.

01:05:20.180 You've got a free hot choccy chai, or double it and give it to the next person.

01:05:25.360 I'll just double it and give it to the next person.

01:05:28.120 You're a kind of salt.

01:05:28.760 Thank you.

01:05:29.300 See you in a bit.

01:05:29.820 Have a great day.

01:05:31.040 Now we've doubled it.

01:05:32.140 We've got to find the next person.

01:05:35.920 Hey.

01:05:37.820 That's pretty good.

01:05:38.880 Yeah.

01:05:39.520 That was a remake of a different bit.

01:05:41.120 Yeah.

01:05:41.720 That happens a lot.

01:05:42.920 Yeah.

01:05:43.240 People remake these videos.

01:05:45.360 All right. 0.95

01:05:46.080 Next, we have a gay parking prank. 1.00

01:05:48.700 So they put up a sign that says, gay parking only.

01:05:52.200 I don't know if we've ever showed this before.

01:05:53.740 I think we have.

01:05:54.460 We've showed a type like this.

01:05:55.900 Yes.

01:05:56.360 I'm hoping it's a different one.

01:05:57.540 I'm hoping it's a different one, too.

01:05:58.760 But I saw it the other day, and I thought it was funny.

01:06:00.960 Hey, excuse me.

01:06:01.680 Is this your vehicle?

01:06:02.760 Yeah. 0.99

01:06:03.260 Are you gay? 0.91

01:06:04.060 Am I gay? 0.82

01:06:04.620 Yeah.

01:06:05.180 No.

01:06:05.680 Did you not see the sign over there? 0.97

01:06:07.040 It's a gay parking only, sir. 0.98

01:06:08.560 Gay parking only. 0.96

01:06:09.880 Yeah, it's new.

01:06:10.480 I've never seen that.

01:06:11.420 It's only this row right here.

01:06:12.880 Yeah, it's new.

01:06:13.860 It's a new thing.

01:06:14.580 It's a new thing.

01:06:15.140 Yeah, I'm sorry.

01:06:16.120 And I'm just going to have to write. 0.99

01:06:16.880 Unless you tell me you're gay. 1.00

01:06:18.060 I'm gay. 0.99

01:06:18.760 All right.

01:06:19.240 I mean, listen, guys.

01:06:20.300 I'm sorry.

01:06:21.040 You know.

01:06:21.680 Can you give us your best gay voice? 0.68

01:06:23.700 I mean, are you trying to catch me on something? 0.96

01:06:26.000 No, just give us your best gay voice so we can just scratch this. 1.00

01:06:28.780 Okay, say, you guys. 0.98

01:06:29.720 Listen, just leave me alone.

01:06:31.000 Just leave me alone.

01:06:32.060 Yeah.

01:06:32.400 Just like, leave me alone.

01:06:33.440 Say it.

01:06:33.800 Yeah, leave me alone.

01:06:34.720 I'm making this guy do this.

01:06:38.860 You're like a 50-year-old guy.

01:06:40.380 He's like close to retirement.

01:06:41.840 Two kids in college.

01:06:43.480 Just leave me alone.

01:06:44.720 I'm making him do that.

01:06:45.700 Like, do it a little more.

01:06:47.440 And then the guy's got a backpack on and like a high-vis thing.

01:06:50.340 Like, don't you kind of zoom out and go, who am I talking to here?

01:06:53.120 People get scared.

01:06:54.080 People get confused.

01:06:55.160 And they just go, uh-uh.

01:06:56.800 And a lot of people are NPCs.

01:06:58.420 I know.

01:06:58.980 So, all right.

01:06:59.580 These guys have been doing great work.

01:07:01.460 I follow this kid.

01:07:02.900 Basically, they shout in a place.

01:07:05.240 And then they were getting caught and they would deny it, whatever.

01:07:08.500 Now they have backup shouters where they're shouting.

01:07:10.940 And then while they're confronted, they have someone else shout across the place.

01:07:14.260 It's pretty good.

01:07:15.160 I need some help.

01:07:16.900 Hey, stop shouting.

01:07:18.660 Out.

01:07:19.500 What?

01:07:20.200 Out.

01:07:20.580 Whoever's yelling at me.

01:07:21.740 No, I wasn't yelling at you.

01:07:24.200 Guys, I don't know what the deal is.

01:07:26.000 But I don't like it.

01:07:27.160 Get out.

01:07:27.380 No, what are you talking about?

01:07:28.680 I told you.

01:07:29.300 There's seven of you guys here.

01:07:30.760 They're 19 years old.

01:07:31.600 I came in by myself.

01:07:33.220 Why are you shouting?

01:07:34.260 That wasn't me.

01:07:34.900 Check the cameras.

01:07:35.660 If you have some, I wouldn't shout like that.

01:07:38.000 See?

01:07:38.640 You see?

01:07:39.180 They're calling you.

01:07:39.940 I'm shouting out.

01:07:41.480 Oh, that wasn't me.

01:07:42.920 Okay, this is real funny.

01:07:44.160 I know that I wouldn't have done that.

01:07:45.340 I came in first.

01:07:46.120 I was already interested.

01:07:46.980 I don't know any of these guys.

01:07:48.720 Guys.

01:07:48.980 There's somebody shouting that I can't see.

01:07:51.080 Can I buy that washer?

01:07:52.160 No way! 1.00

01:07:53.540 Get the fuck out of the store right now! 1.00

01:07:56.040 Out! 1.00

01:07:56.580 Me?

01:07:57.100 All of you! 1.00

01:07:57.900 Get the fuck out of the store! 1.00

01:08:00.340 Seven of you guys walked in. 1.00

01:08:02.240 You're all teenagers.

01:08:03.160 Because it's like you're in an appliance store, and seven teenagers walk in.

01:08:07.860 The guy's probably never sold a washer dryer to a 19-year-old in his life.

01:08:11.500 And seven walk in, and they're shouting from all over the store.

01:08:15.680 And he completely just goes, I don't know what you're talking about.

01:08:18.480 This is another one of those fine lines. 0.99

01:08:20.220 You're annoying this fucking guy for content. 0.99

01:08:22.820 Yeah, that one's fine with me. 1.00

01:08:24.560 All right.

01:08:25.200 It's bad.

01:08:25.940 It's bad.

01:08:26.520 And I don't even want to do the mental model of if it was a different race doing it,

01:08:31.080 would I have the same reaction?

01:08:32.940 I don't know.

01:08:33.660 I don't know either.

01:08:34.400 Maybe.

01:08:34.840 That's why I'm hesitant.

01:08:36.000 I'm hesitant to endorse this kind of content.

01:08:38.100 All right.

01:08:38.400 Well, it's going to get better.

01:08:39.860 Next is we have these guys.

01:08:42.460 They do lines from Fast and the Furious, and they just talk out scenes from Fast and the

01:08:46.880 Furious to people who don't realize.

01:08:48.480 They're still doing it.

01:08:49.380 They're still doing it.

01:08:50.060 We've showed it before, but this is a good one.

01:08:52.320 Nice car.

01:08:53.460 It's the retail on one of those.

01:08:55.100 More than you can afford, pal.

01:08:57.040 Ferrari.

01:08:59.360 Hey, yo, I thought we had an agreement.

01:09:02.200 I stay away, you stay away, everybody stays happy.

01:09:07.020 We got lost, Johnny.

01:09:08.020 What do you want me to tell you?

01:09:09.380 Hey, who's we?

01:09:10.260 It's my new mechanic, Brian, me, Johnny Tran.

01:09:12.660 Guy in the snakeskin pants, that's his cousin, Lance.

01:09:15.940 So when are you going to give me a shot at that Honda 2000 of yours?

01:09:19.180 This your ride?

01:09:20.240 It was.

01:09:21.340 It's his now.

01:09:22.940 It's not yours. 0.78

01:09:23.740 You haven't taken it for delivery.

01:09:24.940 So it's nobody's car.

01:09:26.820 Yeah, somebody put in the wrench time.

01:09:29.900 Just like doing that to people.

01:09:32.500 That's so good.

01:09:33.140 That's a new genre of content is just hitting lines in front of people, like using them

01:09:38.180 as the third prop or whatever.

01:09:40.000 Yeah.

01:09:40.660 So I've been seeing it a lot with like viral memes.

01:09:43.440 Yeah.

01:09:44.200 Internet people.

01:09:45.160 Yeah.

01:09:45.700 This is my favorite Uplifting Gold so far.

01:09:47.780 All right.

01:09:48.180 Whatever.

01:09:48.520 All right.

01:09:49.020 Next, we have Oliver Cho.

01:09:50.640 Here's where you ruin it.

01:09:51.280 Here's where I ruin it.

01:09:52.400 Next, we have Oliver Cho.

01:09:53.480 You guys know my relationship with Oliver Cho.

01:09:55.760 I sponsored a video of his.

01:09:57.660 I've been encouraging him.

01:09:59.280 I've been helping him.

01:10:00.280 I even told him, hey, man, when you have a three-minute song, I mean, the chorus doesn't

01:10:04.940 start till two minutes in.

01:10:06.500 You should just start it on the chorus and take it from there.

01:10:08.640 And I even said, I'd like to sponsor you.

01:10:10.960 I'd like to be the person who sponsors your videos.

01:10:13.520 I offered him 300 bucks a month.

01:10:15.460 Yeah.

01:10:16.100 He turned that down and said 200 bucks per video.

01:10:19.400 And I actually had him, like, put together what it would look like.

01:10:23.480 So he says on the bottom right corner, this video is sponsored by.

01:10:27.420 So that was, like, my idea.

01:10:29.140 I told him to do that.

01:10:30.840 And that's where I was going to put Fleck's Talks in.

01:10:33.700 So now he's making videos and putting this video is sponsored by and leaving it blank just

01:10:38.720 to tempt and bait me.

01:10:40.000 So he's enticing sponsors.

01:10:41.860 Do you want me to play this?

01:10:42.520 Yeah.

01:10:42.780 All right.

01:10:59.400 He's good.

01:11:00.660 He's one-dimensional.

01:11:01.720 Well.

01:11:02.380 This is where you lose me.

01:11:03.520 He's one-dimensional, except his second dimension was just brought to our attention.

01:11:08.660 He does Spanish songs, too.

01:11:12.780 So I'm open to getting negotiations back, starting negotiations again, because I would

01:11:27.400 love to sponsor that.

01:11:28.200 But he's putting videos sponsored by and then leaving it blank.

01:11:31.500 You could just write Fleck's Talks.

01:11:33.220 He's playing games with me, and I'm not going to break.

01:11:35.360 Okay.

01:11:35.580 200 bucks a video is, like, I'll go out of money.

01:11:39.840 Yeah.

01:11:39.920 All right.

01:11:40.660 Our last clip of the whole show.

01:11:43.500 It's a little bit of a long clip, but it's worth it.

01:11:45.660 This guy does a tickle prank to this guy at, like, Target.

01:11:53.920 Tickle, tickle, tickle. 0.96

01:11:55.460 He starts chasing him in the store.

01:11:58.340 Tickle, tickle, tickle. 0.96

01:11:59.920 Tickle, tickle. 0.99

01:12:00.920 So you chase him in the store.

01:12:09.800 You know, pretty funny.

01:12:12.640 Not crazy.

01:12:14.080 But then you see him again.

01:12:15.240 Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. 0.96

01:12:16.140 Come on, man.

01:12:16.920 Come on, man.

01:12:18.180 Give me a hug.

01:12:19.080 Come on, man.

01:12:19.760 Come on.

01:12:20.040 Give me a hug.

01:12:20.860 I have COVID.

01:12:21.620 You actually don't want to question.

01:12:22.560 I'm serious.

01:12:22.960 Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. 0.96

01:12:28.680 He starts chasing him again.

01:12:31.180 I'm the tickle man.

01:12:32.200 I'm the tickle man.

01:12:33.080 Let it keep going.

01:12:33.800 Let it keep going.

01:12:34.300 Let it keep going.

01:12:34.880 Come on.

01:12:35.720 I'm the tickle man.

01:12:36.360 And he chases him again.

01:12:43.040 I'm the tickle man.

01:12:44.240 What, are you guys pranksters here?

01:12:46.380 No.

01:12:47.760 You work here?

01:12:48.620 Yeah, I work here.

01:12:49.540 Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. 0.93

01:12:50.720 Chasing him twice.

01:12:52.100 When would you ever run from somebody?

01:12:54.200 Ever.

01:12:54.780 All right.

01:12:55.380 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:12:57.120 Any last words?

01:12:57.940 Bradley Cooper, pre-librous pill.

01:13:00.620 Happy good weekend time.

01:13:03.560 Yeah.

01:13:04.020 Have a good weekend, everybody.

01:13:05.180 Have a good weekend, everybody.

01:13:06.120 Join Bonusland for another 30 minutes.

01:13:08.560 We will see you in Bonusland.

01:13:10.440 And if we don't see you there, we're disappointed.

01:13:12.400 But we'll see you on Tuesday.

01:13:14.680 Seriously, I'm charged up.

01:13:15.800 I'm going to overwhelm you, paralyze you, traumatize you.

01:13:18.500 You can't fight back.

01:13:21.000 You can't fight back.

01:13:23.360 Yeah.

01:13:24.440 We'll be right back.

01:13:24.880 Sorry.

01:13:25.220 I lost that point.

01:13:25.820 I lost that point.

01:13:26.060 I lost that point. 0.99

01:13:27.040 You can't take these people to kill me anymore. 0.77

01:13:28.160 I don't know.

01:13:29.240 We're just going to the end of the episode.

01:13:30.380 I'm shooting through, probably about 20 minutes. 0.89

01:13:33.240 But if I only want you to die, that looks like the negatives. 1.00

01:13:34.720 I just want you to attack. 0.99

01:13:35.380 I'm sharing my principles prior to you and I wants you. 1.00

01:13:36.960 I wish to kill me. 0.92

01:13:37.420 But I don't care to kill me anymore. 0.95

01:13:39.080 This is a miracle to a blessing.

01:13:40.580 I know it might be enough time.

01:13:42.240 You worry, realizing it's兒.

01:13:43.320 I'll be taking γ quieran in my way tostarterine in my life for me.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - March 07, 2025

TRANS STEPHEN HAWKING

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