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Jasmine Crockett talks before she gets so ghetto. Then, are our Supreme Court justices being intimidated and blackmailed? Then, high trust has been removed from our major cities. And last but not least, in uplifting gold, we ve got the funniest bits from the week. All this and more on this week s episode of Legals Talks.
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Welcome back to Flegas Talks, the podcast, episode 243.
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Today on the show, we caught Jasmine Crockett tone switching.
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We're going to show you how she talked before she got so ghetto.
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Then, are our Supreme Court justices being intimidated and blackmailed?
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Then, high trust has been removed from our major cities.
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We're going to show you what these cities used to be in urban decay.
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And last but not least, in uplifting gold, we're going to show you the funniest bits from the week.
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It's going to be a totally different episode from Tuesday.
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We have a lot to get to, as I'm sure you guys can guess.
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I'll save the stupid bits for the last page of housekeeping,
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who is the Attorney General of the state of Missouri.
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So it's kind of a model for what maybe Pam Bondi could do.
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Or other state attorneys who have been affected by some sort of Joe Biden decision
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that was actually made by 20-year-old gender queer staffers, you know?
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And then the court case deciding it would just be like showing Biden's highlight reel
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It's an interesting legal maneuver, for sure, though.
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But I'm not going to get my hopes up because Pam Bondi.
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Pam Bondi says national security information will be redacted from the Epstein files.
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Must have some international government types involved in that if there's international security.
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And I think this next tweet might give us more of a clue as to whose national security
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could be threatened by releasing these documents.
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Instead of looking for the Epstein files, Attorney General Pam Bondi has decided to open an investigation
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into alleged anti-Semitism at the University of California.
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So it's cover time for Israel because the phase one botch job obviously brought a lot of attention
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So a lot of the people are coming out of the woodwork to support our greatest ally.
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So Ehud Barak, the prime minister of Israel during the time of Epstein, went to Epstein's
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He must have been, he must have loved the island, loved the beach.
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I think he was collecting a lot of hard drives.
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And I think he was just collecting terabytes of data.
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Isn't that so frustrating to see, Pam Bondi, an anti-Semitism, which, you know, whatever.
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There's a lot of criminal things that happened in the D.C. metro area.
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If you want to make a statement, okay, you're going to do an investigation into anti-Semitism
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He had a weird tweet out of nowhere the other day.
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Anti-Semitism, like racism, is a spiritual and moral m'lady that sickened societies and
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kills people with lethalities comparable to history's most deadly plagues.
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In recent years, the censorship and false narratives of woke cancel culture have transformed our great
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universities into greenhouses for this deadly and virulent pestilence.
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Yeah, you know, so a lot of the water carriers for Israel are kind of getting the call and
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Did you see the other day Ben Shapiro did a video on why Derek Chauvin should be free?
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I've been saying that since the incident happened, that he never should have gone to jail.
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We knew all the details, you know, in this situation with George Floyd that would make it so Derek
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But then Ben Shapiro announces this right after the botched Epstein files.
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And I think he's just trying to lay some cover fire for the you know who's.
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You know, so it's like you had years to cover Derek Chauvin and how he was incorrectly put away and you don't do it.
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But then as soon as Israel is the number one target for the right wing when it comes to the media and people kind of asking questions,
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then all of a sudden you bring up like a very divisive thing that would lead to black versus white,
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Said measles outbreak is a call to action for all of us.
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And he wrote an opinion piece about what the MMR vaccine is crucial to avoiding potentially deadly disease.
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Obviously, the State of the Union a few nights ago happened and went pretty well.
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People's views have now completely changed now that Trump's in office.
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And we have an example graph here where people during Biden, the end of Biden's term, were saying,
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oh, the economy's great or the economy's very good and everything's fine.
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And then as soon as Trump takes office, those lines go straight down.
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And all of a sudden, oh, my opinion completely changed, even though we're basically and structurally the exact same economy as we were.
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All the Harry Sisson types are saying, oh, the price of eggs.
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Do you remember when they killed and culled or whatever they call it, millions of chickens because of bird flu like six months ago?
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But they blame it on Trump, even though he's been in office for five weeks.
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And they ignored Biden's economy for four years.
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So Jasmine Crockett, she had a lot to say at the State of the Union.
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She, I don't think she went, but she's been doing a lot of social media rounds and just obviously talking shit on Trump.
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Someone interviewed her and listen to what she said about Trump.
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First of all, thank you for making the back of my head famous.
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But second of all, if we could do a sequel, if you could tell, if you could tell Donald Trump anything tonight, what would you tell him?
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I would tell him to grow a spine and stop being Putin's hoe.
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And as you see earlier in the clip, she's drinking a Mad Dog 2020.
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And she has her new hair and she's wearing more presidential outfits.
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They might have higher offices in mind for her.
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I think that would be a big mistake from the Democrats.
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And we've said that, you know, it's a black woman is speaking time.
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And then, again, they misjudge what America has an appetite for and how much code switching they can really handle.
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And speaking of code switching, we've seen her.
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She's been acting really ghetto and she talks like a certain way.
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I actually found a clip of her, I think, as she first got elected years ago.
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First of all, it's good to see you in the new year.
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You know, no one could have told me that when I went down to Austin, now it looks like a little bit over a year ago, that I would be running for Congress.
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But what I've always decided is that I would step up when there was a need.
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Listen, he up there, he's hearing all kinds of nonsense and bullshit.
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But you'd think, like, the more successful you get, the more money you make, the further you go, the more power you get, the more you'd kind of become, like, a higher class.
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You start spending a lot more time with the donor class.
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So she started out better, and now she's going, oh, Trump, you bullshit, you poots hoe.
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So it's interesting to see that that is what they think is the right move for the current political environment.
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Um, and then there was a press conference outside before the State of the Union, and this lady, I don't know who it is, she accidentally said, uh, the truth.
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You don't care about this country, and that is unacceptable if you claim to be the President of the United States.
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We are going to continue to fight back, and we are going to continue to speak lies to his truth, to his stealing, and to his-
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Yeah, um, and in general, in terms of State of the Union, I know we're not really covering it, uh, but it was a victory lap for Trump.
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He was listing all the doge accolades, stuff like that, all the things he's done so far, and the Democrats, this is just, like, one-tenth of what they were doing, kicking and screaming-wise.
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I was yelling at the TV, and you don't want to know what I was saying.
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Um, and then ACB, Amy Coney Barrett, her and Trump had a weird interaction that was caught on camera here.
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Maybe she's trying to be professional because the Supreme Court's not supposed to be political, so she can't be like, hey, how are you?
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Um, but then Charlie Kirk had an interesting tweet that, um, shows how she voted recently, and then she went against us.
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Uh, the Supreme Court has ruled that President Trump must unfreeze $1.9 billion in foreign USAID payments.
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Uh, Justice Samuel Alito blasts the majority with Justice Thomas, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh joining in dissent.
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Uh, does a single district court judge who likely lacks jurisdiction have the unchecked power to compel the government to the United States to pay out, and probably lose forever, $2 billion taxpayer dollars?
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The answer to that question should be an emphatic no, but a majority of this court apparently thinks otherwise.
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So some people are saying that all the women were basically on one side, and then the men were on the other, so the women were, like, voting emotionally.
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But some other people are saying that that was for past contracts where the work was already done, so they wanted to pay for the work that already happened, which is kind of, makes sense.
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So it's a little bit of a gray area, but I think it sets a bad precedent.
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Where you're basically allowing a small court judge to dictate how America operates.
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Um, and then someone made an interesting point, which kind of connected some more dots in my schizo brain, about how potentially Amy Coney Barrett is being, like, blackmailed or intimidated or extorted.
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Many conservatives believe Justice Amy Coney Barrett deliberately lied and intentionally misled the vetting team during her confirmation.
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It is becoming very obvious Justice Amy Coney Barrett is also compromised out of fear for her and her family.
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After Justice Brett Kavanaugh's potential assassin was caught, Amy Coney Barrett lost it.
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The Biden admin and Dem senators ignored Justice's pleas for help.
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Protesters were allowed to get very, very close to Justice's homes.
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And if you don't seriously believe these judges are scared to death to rule against the administrative and intelligence states, you're simply not paying attention.
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Look at what happened to SCOTUS Justice Brett Kavanaugh on June 8th, 2022.
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Nicholas Roski traveled to his home with zero difficulty with plans to break into Kavanaugh's home, kill him, and then commit suicide.
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They and their families are being intimidated daily.
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And then so they threatened Kavanaugh with that guy who was going to try and kill him.
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Well, you know, they threatened Kavanaugh with that guy.
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So you have to say allegedly whatever I say this time.
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And then Justice Roberts, years ago, changed his vote last minute on Obamacare, and allegedly he was an Epstein guy.
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And then also they made Amy Coney Barrett's kids' school, that information, public.
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If you go against the intelligence state, we'll have 10 ways to Sunday to get you back.
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So I'm not fully saying that she's being intimidated or she's compromised, but I don't put that past the bad guys.
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And I do think that when you start seeing these weird votes or stuff that doesn't make sense, it could be one person getting pressured and doing something outside of their norm.
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So you're calling the court's validity and impartialness into question.
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My only pushback would be that this case wasn't that major of a case.
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Like I would get it if they needed extra security when we're being threatened for like the big crazy issues like a Second Amendment issue or an abortion issue.
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But this is just like some weird government spending thing that right-wingers are mad about.
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And the Kavanaugh thing, that stuff's all scary.
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Their security is not anywhere near Secret Service level and their lifetime appointees.
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There's something there and it's definitely greasy and it's not, you know, it's not necessarily cut and simple.
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Everyone's got great security, nothing they'll be afraid of.
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Like these people are very much out in the open.
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During the State of the Union, China tweeted at America.
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They said, if war is what the U.S. wants, be it a tariff war, a trade war or any other type of war, we're ready to fight till the end.
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Little late Chinese threats, which I kind of believe.
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And then we've obviously been fighting it out with Canada, Justin Trudeau versus Trump.
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And they tweeted, Trump stabbed America's best friend in the back.
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Japan is much more grateful of an ally and we nuked them twice.
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What have we really gotten from Canada recently?
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They're changing the way the entire country operates out of this.
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They're really kind of coming together and going against us.
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So why don't we make it hurt for them a little bit?
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Because they like to, like, they're thinking they're playing ball.
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We're taking the alcohol off the shelves, even though you already imported it and bought it.
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So it's not even like, doesn't even make sense.
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You're actually just losing money for no reason.
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But they're trying to play ball, but they don't know what it actually looks like.
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We should do our own China threat tweet to Canada.
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We're getting into our little bit of a Doge update.
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IRS plans to fire half of its 90,000 person staff.
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And then there was a man on the street, a questioner, who was asking about Doge and Elon
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President Trump has been president now for almost a month.
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Do you think that he's making America worse, better?
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Like, I heard allegedly he's like taking tax money from us, which I don't think they should
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Like, it's tax money is technically for the military, not for themselves.
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So there's rumors that President Trump is taking taxpayers' money and putting it in his
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Trump's taking our tax dollars and putting it into his own bank account.
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It was like he survived the assassination attempt.
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And then they talk about misinformation or something.
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And it starts with Rachel Maddow, which is our botched job.
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But that is also someone who thinks they know best and know how the world should be.
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And they want to like tell us how to run the world.
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Last episode, we talked about the Sudanese Maine official who was saying Maine is so white,
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Well, this week, we have a Somalian woman who's doing the same thing.
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And I think this whole thing is in Somali language.
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We Somalis living outside of Somalia must always prioritize our country, Somalia.
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This must be done, especially by those Somalis abroad, such as in the U.S.
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But there's only a few major cities or whatever.
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People have to rub shoulders in the very few cities and then rural cabins and stuff like that.
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And then by the time you realize, wait a sec, it's one-to-one Somalis and white people.
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Sudanese and Somalis are clamoring for control of the state.
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As if like your father's father's father lived in Maine.
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So there's something to keep an eye out for because we know it's everywhere.
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Like we know it's obviously in the major cities and even in like the, you know, Wisconsin and Minnesota and all those states, Ohio, you know.
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I think it's also a bigger issue and it's more, it triggers more of a disgust in people.
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Like the Haitians in Springfield, Ohio was, I think, an issue that kind of helped turn the tide in the election.
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And Somalis and Sudanese people in rural Maine, like you said, people can picture, oh yeah, Chicago, yeah, there's probably a little Somali community there.
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Maine, Springfield, Ohio, these middle America, these deep like cultural pockets of America that have a unique history, getting dumped, a third world population is crazy.
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And then not only getting dumped, but electing them to power because of some white guilt.
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Obviously, we have an Indian immigration situation in America as well.
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There's a scam that was exposed here and we're going to kind of explain it in a series of tweets.
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This guy, Dylan Patel, said, my cast volleyball tournament in Dallas is unreal.
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8,000 people here out of 40,000 people in the U.S.
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Everyone from a part of Gujarat and same way of life in the U.S.
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Literally everyone here owns a motel or gas station in rural America.
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A lot of the Indian people own gas stations and convenience stores.
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But then when you realize how that operation works, which we're going to explain here, it'll make more sense.
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Captive Dreamer said, has anyone looked into how the loan industry for motels and gas stations work?
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Probably be pretty shocking to the average American.
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How does someone from a country where middle class means earning more than $10 USD per day buy a motel?
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And someone else replied and said, the scam cycle has become obvious now.
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Indian access loans for gas station slash motel.
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Indian brings friends and family on H-1B as employees.
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When the loan comes due, Indian sells business to a new Indian with fresh loans.
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And I looked at it and I think there are loans up to like $250,000 for, you know, green card holders, like various types of immigration statuses that aren't yet a citizen.
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And I don't know, do they have a holding period between it?
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I want to look into this a little more and maybe do a deeper dive like next episode or maybe in bonus land.
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But I've heard this several times from different people and I want to understand the mechanics a little better.
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And then when Indians open a barbershop, this is where there's going to be some cultural differences here in America.
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In India, as you can see happening back here, the barber eats every client's hair to earn their trust.
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And I don't usually trust Instagram font over a video of nonsense that he earns their trust.
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But this guy is cutting his hair and then eating it in some Indian bowl.
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And then can you show when he eats the actual bite?
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We're going to play it and he shakes his head too.
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We're still in our migrant section, but we're going to go to the UK.
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This is a scene from Windsor Castle from a few days ago before Ramadan started.
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They go, I can't believe they're letting us do this.
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They kind of know they're taking advantage and they know they're overstepping, right?
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And they pretend like, oh, yeah, we're just praying or, oh, it's a holiday for us.
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But they look at each other and they're kind of like, oh, we're doing it.
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And this is how he interacts with people at the mall.
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Paralyzed, killing someone, medical bills for life, painkillers for life.
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And this, I would argue, is almost an urban decay.
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Because I want to make a point here about crimes.
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Sometimes we're ill-equipped to handle it, like intent versus result.
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Like this guy just kind of said, whoever's down there, fuck them.
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And so like someone could have killed someone, but he didn't.
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And so now it's just like a minor vandalism charge or something.
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I see something like this and I go, this guy is a menace and should be locked away, deported if he is a migrant.
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But you should get locked up for the worst that could have happened.
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Where it's like, oh, that would have killed somebody, it's attempted murder, not, oh, you broke the couch.
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It doesn't have to be attempted murder, but it's not just, you broke the couch.
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There's an elevator that needs to go up on that.
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And yeah, for the worst thing that could have happened.
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But I don't see the UK giving Muslims any sort of fair treatment.
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And then if you're a white person that complains about this, you'll go to jail for posting on social media.
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Three cops show up, two of them are women, and they're wearing the stupid outfit.
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Can't believe this migrant threw the couch over the balcony at the mall.
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This migrant on the subway was threatening passengers, and an undercut or an off-duty cop ended up settling it.
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And that guy was an off-duty cop, and that guy was making threats and did worse stuff before the filming started.
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I've never done it, so I can't say I have it in my arsenal.
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If there's a fight for the wrists, I know it's an option, but I've never done it.
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Let's move on to our final page of housekeeping.
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Make sure you use this opportunity to tickle the post.
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It turns out Ramadan, I thought it was like a fast all day.
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It turns out you have a pre-sunrise meal and a post-sunset meal.
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Most people thought Ramadan was like some hard thing that you really broke a fast with.
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And some people said online, most people gain weight on Ramadan.
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And all you're doing is just not eating at noon.
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And now that people are doing Ramadan in like Western countries now, they're conquering silently without firing a bullet.
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Hand sanitizer didn't exist when I was a kid playing.
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I kind of, I think I remember it, but maybe not.
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I think it's a false memory because my mom was very focused on washing hands all the time.
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The proliferation of hand sanitizer I watched unfold in my life.
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Now I'm thinking, did my mom throw me out to the wolves at the McDonald's play place?
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Well, it's probably better not to use it, but no one knows that.
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I'm at a new McDonald's in Franklin, Tennessee, and look at their play place for children.
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You just sit there and do like nothing on a tablet.
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And then you remember what McDonald's used to look like when we were kids?
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Now it's a place where you do the app and then pick up your slop and drive home alone.
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And depending on the workers, you either get your meal or it's botched.
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You order a Big Mac and then instead it's the new chicken Big Mac.
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But maybe RFK, when he takes a break from what he's doing, can maybe get some tallow back into the friars there and we can start there.
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If only a Jewish guy were to get hit or something at a McDonald's, then RFK would jump in.
00:33:23.060
Their kids are playing around, crawling around, and they're listening to us.
00:33:30.760
We don't always keep it 100, especially last episode when Richard Rappoy disrespected all of us.
00:33:37.320
Mostly you guys, but he disrespected all of us.
00:33:56.020
You know, I'm not going to be like the woman who got caught littering from her car last week
00:34:12.420
And now I have to kind of go back and start replaying things in my mind and reflect on what I'm up to.
00:34:17.240
The next day I said, hey, Richard, can you come into my office for a sec?
00:34:27.060
Someone said Richard Ratboy looked disgusting, tongue protruding in his blue shirt before the FLECA's audience.
00:34:38.080
The way Florida podcaster RRB sips his water got Flacco Honcho confused.
00:34:48.580
And then I actually made a pigeon headline for this.
00:34:51.900
Him touch a bit with him tongue, see where the bottle is at.
00:35:00.080
It was covered by a lot of publications, as you can see.
00:35:07.280
It won't happen again until maybe later this episode.
00:35:19.460
I'm, you know, who's the guy, Bradley Cooper and Limitless?
00:35:23.780
And he's always thinking and he has all these like equations.
00:35:27.220
Like I, sometimes I can't even talk normal to people because I'm just doing math.
00:35:35.260
But I heard it and I was like, that's a good idea.
00:35:40.280
So I'm Bradley Cooper in Limitless and you're who?
00:35:43.540
I'm just hearing opportunities and I, oh, that one's good.
00:35:47.440
I'm able to like, you know, figure out what works and what doesn't.
00:36:01.020
You signed a baseball, an old looking baseball, and you just said Babe Ruth on it.
00:36:06.660
And now if you get one of those little baseball stands, you can put it in a place of prominence.
00:36:10.540
I'm kind of like, there's a market for semi-legit looking counterfeits.
00:36:15.760
Did you look at Babe Ruth's signature before doing this?
00:36:26.580
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00:36:46.020
I think it's time for you to apologize to the audience.
00:36:55.700
You know you're talking about running downhill or whatever, your people.
00:37:11.500
I could put it somewhere, like, in, like, a precarious spot, like, on a stand.
00:37:17.840
No, like, in a dusty box, and then someone will find it.
00:37:21.040
It's like when you put a skeleton behind the drywall in the new bathroom, and then when they remodel it 20 years later, they find it.
00:37:27.140
You could do that with the Babe Ruth baseball and give someone, like, a...
00:37:32.540
Put it in an old box when you have a garage sale.
00:37:37.940
And let someone try to rip you off and look them in the face and go, 50 cents for Babe Ruth baseball?
00:37:42.220
Yeah, you say, 10 bucks for the whole box, and it's all junk in the Babe Ruth baseball, and you're actually making money on that one.
00:37:50.980
And I'm realizing those are good ideas, so I got a little bit of Limitless, too.
00:37:55.780
Well, my idea was I was going to put it on a stand, like, next to something that would harm the baseball, like a piece of paper with paint on it or something.
00:38:05.780
And then someone knocks into it and go, oh, my God, you just ruined my Babe Ruth baseball.
00:38:13.060
So you're Bradley Cooper before he takes the Limitless pill.
00:38:24.080
Maybe when he first took the pill and then he didn't have any more and he needs to find more.
00:38:30.260
We already kind of got too much into Captain Phillips last episode.
00:38:33.980
But is there a more addictive drug on Earth than a Limitless pill?
00:38:38.780
He was going to do anything to get another pill.
00:39:05.080
I like the line, anyone who doesn't want me to succeed, die by fire.
00:39:10.360
It's always good to do a dance every now and then on the show.
00:39:15.280
It's probably going to be in bad taste in a few days, but right now it's not.
00:39:27.880
She said, remember in high school when the Pope was sick and then I used to call home
00:39:34.560
Because if the Pope died, my Catholic school got the day off.
00:39:37.500
So I would call him and it seems like a nice thing.
00:39:41.940
But it's like, I'm calling, hoping for him to die.
00:39:44.220
It's kind of dark, but I thought that was funny.
00:39:52.420
You know how you leave out something sweet and amps come?
00:40:09.960
Why is there like a set boundary at, like they don't, they don't cross the line.
00:40:21.340
If you were an app and you found the trash can, you would be like, guys, that's it.
00:40:26.720
Every day we go here, get as full as you can, head home, come back.
00:40:39.480
I'm Bradley Cooper and Limitless after the pill.
00:40:56.160
It was finally the last page I could sink my teeth into.
00:41:00.340
I worry we're going too many rapid fire things in housekeeping these days.
00:41:06.880
The old episodes where Rap Boy used to sit over there.
00:41:19.640
Our first clip of cringe of the week is Cory Booker meeting Chris Sisson.
00:41:30.740
People feel angry and they feel angry into the void.
00:41:52.660
They want to overwhelm you, paralyze you, and make you feel like you can't.
00:41:58.880
Like, I talk consistently about muscle velocity, like lying.
00:42:04.660
Their leaders have literally said in his cabinet, we want to traumatize them.
00:42:28.780
And then eventually the bottom presents himself to the top.
00:42:46.020
I don't know him, but I'm assuming he's a homosexual as well, just based on his body language.
00:42:51.040
And then you see how they're like doing this, and then it eventually ends with like him going like that.
00:42:58.800
And then also, jokes aside, authenticity-wise, that was like a 12% authenticity.
00:43:05.980
The least authentic interaction I've ever seen.
00:43:09.460
And then you have a little bit of a special edit here.
00:43:12.920
I just made this edit because it kind of, you can trim it to something totally different.
00:43:19.240
I'm going to overwhelm you, paralyze you, traumatize you.
00:43:44.260
Our non-binary computer talker has a message from MAGA.
00:43:50.880
Like, babe, you're the reason I am struggling so much.
00:43:54.420
Y'all make life so much harder for genderqueer and disabled and mixed people.
00:43:58.940
I would not mean to struggle at all if y'all would just stop.
00:44:09.620
Like, she's sad because she was told, oh, Trump supporters are attacking you.
00:44:13.800
Trump supporters are constantly trying to get you.
00:44:18.280
But what if someone tricked you into believing that?
00:44:22.000
You know, wouldn't that change a lot of things?
00:44:23.500
Because, like, if your toxic behavior is explained or excused because of traumatic events that actually didn't happen, you become a big, big problem.
00:44:34.980
And I think if you're talking through an iPad and you're a guy girl with a mustache, Republicans didn't really do much, right?
00:44:42.900
Maybe we took away some federal funding for some testosterone or estrogen.
00:44:48.500
But I think you're beyond it if you're communicating with the iPad already.
00:44:54.720
Because you would have not made a few of the changes you made if you were taking into consideration MAGA.
00:45:00.080
Yeah, the customizations you made on your crippled queer body.
00:45:04.860
Yeah, we have another example of something similar.
00:45:11.640
I want to thank all you people out there for voting this individually.
00:45:33.120
Well, the first rule of going underground is you don't tell people you're going underground in a viral social media post.
00:45:39.100
You immediately broadcast your location and say, I'm going underground now.
00:45:43.620
And she has this attitude and she seems like she thinks she's correct.
00:45:48.300
But give us one example of something that happened where like a right-wing MAGA person attacked a trans person.
00:46:06.500
So I know the time has passed and it's not a hoax.
00:46:15.400
They're reacting to made-up scenarios that are kind of like on a Netflix movie or something.
00:46:21.640
And we react to the news or reality crime statistics, right?
00:46:28.720
And then we don't even actually change our behavior.
00:46:31.320
Or like we're a little more wary when we're walking at night and we might see five Florida juveniles walking towards us.
00:46:38.120
We might be a little skeptical of five Florida juveniles because we've seen data and evidence and articles.
00:46:43.640
But for someone like this, she's scared of something that didn't happen, which in my mind is like a disorder.
00:46:51.040
I think this is like you need to talk to a psychologist or something and help work this out.
00:46:56.700
And then, but the problem is the modern day psychologist will enable and be like, okay, let's talk about those feelings.
00:47:02.700
Instead of being like, that didn't happen, that won't happen, it doesn't happen.
00:47:10.340
So she victimizes herself and then blames us for those feelings, even though the reason she was victimized never actually happened, which is like actually narcissistic.
00:47:21.120
And for these last two clips that we showed, the iPad talker and the underground lesbian, I think it's so much easier to just, when Republicans gain power, then they can just blame Republicans and go, I'm going to be antisocial now.
00:47:42.980
And also these last two people that kind of ties it all together, they both think that they're owed an easy life, you know?
00:47:50.360
And then you can go out on the street and see a veteran who has no legs, who gets nothing.
00:47:56.100
And that can kind of like create a worldview for you for how little you're owed.
00:48:01.080
Like if a veteran who served a country, has no legs, gets nothing, is on the street, me, a person living in rural America, non-binary type, eh, they're probably going to help him first.
00:48:15.580
Speaking of trans, there was a trans track meet where the trans person won by quite a bit.
00:48:47.000
How are you feeling just about how the day went today at the Ontario Relay?
00:48:52.960
After long, I was like, oh, maybe I'm not going to do it.
00:48:55.580
I'm as good as triple, but I'm glad that I performed pretty well, and I'm just excited.
00:49:00.020
What do you think really clicked today in the triple jump?
00:49:06.900
I have a few ideas of what clicked in the triple jump.
00:49:15.180
Multiple medals on the neck of a trans person is such bad optics, and this is why people
00:49:36.120
I just want to kind of like put it in perspective and go over it a little bit.
00:49:39.780
From first place, the man, to the next woman, eight feet.
00:49:44.580
And then from second place to third place, one and a half inches.
00:49:54.220
And then from first place to third place, it's half a foot.
00:49:59.900
So everyone's in this tight little cluster, and then this dude is just head and shoulders
00:50:06.820
And I think the top five, excluding the trans person, are all within one feet.
00:50:13.140
But the trans person doesn't know how she did it.
00:50:16.840
I just was, I had a different chromosome than everybody in testosterone courses through
00:50:26.800
So, you know, the trans lesbian, or the lesbian type goes underground and the trans says,
00:50:39.200
So I want to see Trump start going through on his threats of withholding federal funding.
00:50:43.980
I know he's going to do some Department of Education stuff soon, possibly disbanding it
00:50:49.900
But I want to see these threats because that was California, right?
00:50:52.860
So, and Maine had it last week, California this week, anyone who's doing it needs to
00:50:58.220
If you want boys to beat women in their sports, you got to do it with state funds, brother.
00:51:06.680
We're going to go kind of fast through it, but we have a couple of clips here.
00:51:09.540
First is a post on TikTok and it says there's no women in construction.
00:51:15.020
And then they kind of have a thing where they show us.
00:51:50.980
And, you know, they think it's like, oh, you want to live where we built?
00:51:53.960
And it's like, I want to live where you didn't build.
00:51:58.320
This is an airline announcing a special announcement.
00:52:04.500
Tui today has an all-black flight crew and an all-black habit crew.
00:52:38.400
And the guy, when he hears the announcement, he's kind of like not having it.
00:52:46.740
And then, I'm not saying it's the same airline, but it might be.
00:52:52.480
This woman got in trouble because she was twerking her ass on a flight.
00:52:58.020
She's the flight attendant who's twerking cost her her dream job.
00:53:01.600
I didn't think that, you know, being so happy can turn into something like this.
00:53:07.540
Nell Diallo was having a great time dancing and twerking in the aisle on an empty plane before an early morning flight.
00:53:14.020
I decided to just take advantage of the moment to wake myself up and kind of get myself, like, hyped up for my day, basically.
00:53:21.720
She posted a video on TikTok along with the caption, what's wrong with a little twerk before work?
00:53:28.460
You lost, like, a nice job that a lot of women want.
00:53:32.680
Flight attendant, you work random schedule, you get flight benefits.
00:53:38.300
And, you know, she goes, I wanted to wake myself up.
00:53:40.940
Then why'd you take a video and then post it online if that was the reason?
00:53:58.500
Our first clip of Urban Decay is someone got caught stealing gas.
00:54:06.980
Nigga took their pump out, pumping his shit up.
00:54:17.560
Now we can fast forward to the end where he runs it up.
00:54:31.520
So he caught him, and everyone's filming and laughing because fuck white people.
00:54:38.920
And in a high-trust society, you pump your gas, and you go inside.
00:54:43.060
If you want to grab some chips or a soda, and you come out, your gas is done.
00:54:49.560
But now, exactly, you're in a low-trust society.
00:54:57.460
And now your gas trip takes a little longer because you can't trust the criminals out there.
00:55:02.400
And if you look at a bigger picture and you zoom out a little bit, and you kind of look at the history of our cities in America and what they used to be before they became low-trust, you're going to have your mind blown.
00:55:14.480
Yeah, these cities were once unironically called the Paris of the West, Detroit, Rome of the West, St. Louis, Charm City was Baltimore, the White City, Chicago, America's most European city, that was New Orleans, and the Athens of America, Philadelphia.
00:55:32.880
Yeah, so I guess something changed because they're not like that anymore, and you add in some white flight, and it gets worse, and now it's the Senegal of the West.
00:55:47.720
Yeah, and, you know, Minneapolis, that's the Mogadishu of the West.
00:55:53.120
So isn't that crazy that these cities were named these things, and that's what they were, and they're so far from that now?
00:55:59.720
Yeah, and the little crime wave in the 80s, and, you know, you build some suburbs, and all of a sudden, poof, there's no Rome of the West anymore.
00:56:08.380
And I was looking at a sign, and I like Chicago.
00:56:13.280
It's basically every city has a nice part, but a lot of the more downtown and, like, kind of the manufacturing areas are kind of blown out of some of these cities.
00:56:24.980
It might have been in southern Indiana or something, and the highway signs were Memphis, St. Louis, and Chicago.
00:56:31.440
And you're like, ugh, I kind of want to just avoid all those.
00:56:36.040
And I like Chicago, and Chicago has great parts, and Memphis, I'm sure, has great parts, too.
00:56:40.840
But you kind of have a negative connotation or, like, some sort of, ah, there's crime hellholes in every one of those that aren't being policed or appropriately managed.
00:56:54.000
Think about the heyday of Detroit and what it is now.
00:56:57.920
That's why we have a whole section called Urban Decay.
00:57:00.520
I don't think we're running out of clips anytime soon.
00:57:02.680
Next, we have the kid who was awarded Secret Service duties at the State of the Union.
00:57:09.640
We actually found a clip from a few months ago.
00:57:44.600
Yeah, and we've said it on the show, like, a hammer always finds a nail.
00:57:48.800
You know, a certain urban type just goes, what, is that something different?
00:58:01.880
But there is a strategy to, if you're going to new cities, to find a good place to stay if you're there short-term, hotels, Airbnb types.
00:58:15.940
And every time I visit a new city, I have a foolproof way of finding where the nice neighborhood is.
00:58:23.820
Every time I go to a new city, I look up Lululemons in the area on Google Maps and use a process of elimination to find the neighborhood with great walkability and $10 matcha.
00:58:35.960
I'm using Montreal as an example because I'm going there at the end of the month.
00:58:40.960
And as you can see here, this Lululemon is in a mall, so I'm going to eliminate that from my search result.
00:58:46.940
What we're looking for are those storefront Lululemons.
00:58:49.820
And that's where you're going to find the bars, restaurants, and a bakery dedicated to fucking Brookies.
00:58:55.700
Now, if none of the Lululemons meet the criteria, then I have a backup, and it's called the Whole Foods method.
00:59:03.780
So he looks at Whole Foods and Lululemon, and that's where you know to go.
00:59:08.860
I think I read something somewhere, and I don't remember what restaurant, but some restaurant would always just wait for McDonald's to choose a location, and then they'd choose right across the street, like a Burger King or something like that, because McDonald's would do the research and figure out how many cars drove past and how much foot traffic was going to come through.
00:59:29.180
So, you know, there's definitely a way to search for proxies.
00:59:32.200
And then in New Orleans, that is actually correct.
00:59:34.180
He's Uptown by Tulane, and then that one I think is pretty good, too.
00:59:49.620
We eating more animals than the animals and making more animals.
00:59:55.700
So they making the new meat that y'all eating, that the child eating.
01:00:07.040
And they said they trying to save animals so we don't run out of animals in the world.
01:00:27.100
And honestly, this is something we typically make fun of.
01:00:33.840
This is like a mentally impaired person who's throwing drugs on top of it.
01:00:39.240
You didn't have maybe the highest IQ or education to start.
01:00:43.420
And then instead of being like street smart or like being smart but just not educated,
01:00:48.720
you made yourself more retarded with substances.
01:00:51.320
Like if someone looked at this, like a psychiatrist or somebody had to like create an assessment,
01:00:55.960
they'd say, yeah, I think he's probably operating at a first grade level.
01:01:02.040
And then he's describing something while he's vegan.
01:01:08.960
And then all his friends, there's like this certain like rap attitude.
01:01:11.960
And I think the attitude kind of pervades the black community in general, like trying hard
01:01:23.480
Like I'll just rap and sip the lean and like I'll come up with a few bars.
01:01:27.740
And I don't know, like if you're that low, you have to try just to get to like a 80 IQ.
01:01:34.140
So I looked at this and I got, I felt kind of bad for him.
01:01:43.740
Like him and someone with Down syndrome having a conversation,
01:01:46.600
like the Down syndrome person would be like, stay on topic.
01:01:55.400
I'm genuinely sad at this, that people have this type of life.
01:02:01.480
Hey, it is funny, but this is what we always say in urban decay.
01:02:05.800
It's like, you can't even create a mental model of someone who's like a dumb, impulsive criminal.
01:02:11.280
You can't be like, oh, well, if we teach him the right,
01:02:13.800
if we can give him the right tools to handle this in jail,
01:02:16.960
It's like, no, he's operating at a base level that you can't even relate to.
01:02:31.480
And people, a lot of times in their mental models, think that-
01:02:36.560
Everyone's me, but just born with no money or no dad or no college education.
01:02:42.780
And there are times where there is just a different type of person.
01:02:47.700
That guy's ceiling is so much lower than you can imagine.
01:02:53.040
This guy tells us how African drums invented the computer.
01:02:57.680
Like you go into the African drum language, which this white boy stole it and called it the
01:03:04.280
They took that same pulsation and rhythm, and now they call it the telephone.
01:03:08.320
They took the same pulsation and rhythm, and now they call it a computer, which is nothing
01:03:18.420
Africa probably has a lot of people trying to get there because it's probably very similar
01:03:25.440
Silicon Valley, except it's Sub-Saharan Valley.
01:03:28.260
And then they're also sitting on all the rare earth minerals that create the phones and stuff.
01:03:35.300
And they must be efficiently pulling it out of the ground and then going through it and
01:03:39.800
processing it and then selling it internationally.
01:03:44.740
My favorite part is when someone's saying the most retarded shit you've ever heard,
01:03:50.600
Like four mm-hmms on the dumbest shit you've ever heard.
01:03:54.860
Hey, if I'm ever cooking like that, you got to warn me.
01:03:57.300
Yeah, I'm sure we actually have some examples like that where I'm going, yeah, sure.
01:04:08.200
For Uplifting Gold this week, instead of doing uplifting stuff, I'm doing bits.
01:04:14.320
Funniest bits, funniest pranks, funniest things I saw on the internet.
01:04:17.740
I don't want to give it away, but we got some special surprises towards the end.
01:04:23.440
He says he's rating the nicest restaurants in Toronto.
01:04:26.700
I'm going to rate the most popular restaurant in Toronto.
01:04:33.520
We started off with the stupid, the stupidest one.
01:04:40.120
I actually go back and forth on those type of, because the content's funny on my phone,
01:04:44.820
but then the guy's breaking the third wall in real life, and then like annoying a restaurant,
01:04:49.560
and then employees have to come and say, sir, please leave.
01:04:55.560
You have to, there's a thin ratio between how much trouble you're causing and how funny
01:05:01.500
And then you get pissed off at the stuff that causes a lot of trouble in real life and isn't
01:05:06.220
Like the guy who pours the milk on his head in Walmart.
01:05:13.260
Next is a person who's offering hot chocolates, and with the option to take it or double it
01:05:20.180
You've got a free hot choccy chai, or double it and give it to the next person.
01:05:25.360
I'll just double it and give it to the next person.
01:05:48.700
So they put up a sign that says, gay parking only.
01:05:58.760
But I saw it the other day, and I thought it was funny.
01:06:23.700
I mean, are you trying to catch me on something?
01:06:26.000
No, just give us your best gay voice so we can just scratch this.
01:06:47.440
And then the guy's got a backpack on and like a high-vis thing.
01:06:50.340
Like, don't you kind of zoom out and go, who am I talking to here?
01:07:05.240
And then they were getting caught and they would deny it, whatever.
01:07:08.500
Now they have backup shouters where they're shouting.
01:07:10.940
And then while they're confronted, they have someone else shout across the place.
01:08:03.160
Because it's like you're in an appliance store, and seven teenagers walk in.
01:08:07.860
The guy's probably never sold a washer dryer to a 19-year-old in his life.
01:08:11.500
And seven walk in, and they're shouting from all over the store.
01:08:15.680
And he completely just goes, I don't know what you're talking about.
01:08:26.520
And I don't even want to do the mental model of if it was a different race doing it,
01:08:42.460
They do lines from Fast and the Furious, and they just talk out scenes from Fast and the
01:08:50.060
We've showed it before, but this is a good one.
01:09:02.200
I stay away, you stay away, everybody stays happy.
01:09:12.660
Guy in the snakeskin pants, that's his cousin, Lance.
01:09:15.940
So when are you going to give me a shot at that Honda 2000 of yours?
01:09:33.140
That's a new genre of content is just hitting lines in front of people, like using them
01:09:40.660
So I've been seeing it a lot with like viral memes.
01:10:00.280
I even told him, hey, man, when you have a three-minute song, I mean, the chorus doesn't
01:10:06.500
You should just start it on the chorus and take it from there.
01:10:10.960
I'd like to be the person who sponsors your videos.
01:10:16.100
He turned that down and said 200 bucks per video.
01:10:19.400
And I actually had him, like, put together what it would look like.
01:10:23.480
So he says on the bottom right corner, this video is sponsored by.
01:10:30.840
And that's where I was going to put Fleck's Talks in.
01:10:33.700
So now he's making videos and putting this video is sponsored by and leaving it blank just
01:11:03.520
He's one-dimensional, except his second dimension was just brought to our attention.
01:11:12.780
So I'm open to getting negotiations back, starting negotiations again, because I would
01:11:28.200
But he's putting videos sponsored by and then leaving it blank.
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He's playing games with me, and I'm not going to break.
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200 bucks a video is, like, I'll go out of money.
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It's a little bit of a long clip, but it's worth it.
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This guy does a tickle prank to this guy at, like, Target.
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And if we don't see you there, we're disappointed.
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I'm going to overwhelm you, paralyze you, traumatize you.
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You can't take these people to kill me anymore.
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I'm shooting through, probably about 20 minutes.
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But if I only want you to die, that looks like the negatives.
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I'm sharing my principles prior to you and I wants you.
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I'll be taking γ quieran in my way tostarterine in my life for me.