Fleccas Talks Podcast - TRUMP OR DESANTIS ｜ CLIMATE CHANGE VIRTUE SIGNALING CHAMPION ｜ SMOKING DOINKS IN THE CLASSROOM

00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to Fuckin' Socks, the podcast, episode 58.

00:00:03.920 Hey, on the show, we have a Trump versus Santa section you're not going to want to miss.

00:00:08.280 We finally found a Nazi in this week's Urban Decay.

00:00:11.280 Then we have a double dose of Cringe of the Week, where we have a new Cringery section,

00:00:15.800 and we'll also be celebrating Trans Remembrance Week.

00:00:19.420 And last but not least, the Celebrity Muppets are still virtue signaling about climate change.

00:00:24.780 You will never believe how much it costs to fix it.

00:00:27.640 Hint, it's all the money.

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00:01:58.540 We have a very important housekeeping this week.

00:02:00.580 I don't want to say the most important one we've ever done because that's not true, but it's up there.

00:02:04.800 First thing, the things causing heart attacks and blood clots this week, tiny particles in the air.

00:02:11.160 Not fully sure what that means.

00:02:13.020 Yeah, it says tiny particles in the air may trigger sudden heart attacks, studies suggest.

00:02:17.920 And the subtext says nearly a decade's worth of data collected across Singapore suggests increased concentration of tiny particles in the air can trigger cardiac arrests.

00:02:26.500 So almost a decade's worth of study, and it happens to end just now, just with tiny particles in the air.

00:02:32.360 Good thing they did that research.

00:02:33.700 Not fully sure what that all means.

00:02:35.940 Be careful if you're breathing out there, guys.

00:02:38.340 With the section where we always talk about the blood clots and heart problems each week, we also talk about myocarditis.

00:02:43.760 There was a recent study that came out that included 500,000 people, and they basically said that COVID does not give people long-term myocarditis.

00:02:52.960 The only thing that does so far, it seems like, is the Maxine.

00:02:57.640 Waters.

00:02:58.720 Is Maxine Waters.

00:03:00.320 Yeah.

00:03:00.680 So it says the incidence of myocarditis and pericarditis in post-COVID-19 unvaccinated patients, a large population-based study.

00:03:06.760 And it said, we did not observe an increased incidence of neither pericarditis nor myocarditis in adult patients recovering from COVID-19 infection.

00:03:16.760 Interesting.

00:03:17.380 So no myocarditis for COVID people unless you got the Maxine, and then who knows what you got.

00:03:23.420 And Pfizer and Moderna are now launching an investigation to track health problems caused by the Maxine.

00:03:29.340 I guess now is the time.

00:03:30.420 Yeah, Pfizer and Moderna launched trials to track whether health issues arise years after getting their COVID vaccines.

00:03:36.820 So yeah, let's just start that up now.

00:03:38.520 Might as well take a look and see if it is bad for people, I guess, now that everyone took it.

00:03:42.780 Forced everyone to get it, fired federal employees for not getting it.

00:03:45.420 But yeah, let's start looking under the hood right now.

00:03:47.840 Exactly.

00:03:48.440 Now's the time.

00:03:49.620 All right.

00:03:50.220 We've had the minibikes for a couple days now.

00:03:53.020 It's been great.

00:03:54.400 A couple things we need to address.

00:03:56.180 Number one, guys, stop sending me this picture.

00:04:00.420 Of the two guys on the bike.

00:04:02.420 I don't even think it's funny.

00:04:04.920 I don't get the reference.

00:04:06.020 Are you guys saying that's who we bought the bikes from?

00:04:09.180 I don't fully get it.

00:04:12.440 Yeah.

00:04:13.280 The fat twins.

00:04:14.180 What are they called?

00:04:14.900 The something twins?

00:04:16.000 I think the fat twins is what they call them.

00:04:17.960 So I don't fully get that.

00:04:19.060 I don't know why everyone keeps sending me that picture.

00:04:20.740 It has nothing to do with us.

00:04:21.760 We got the bike from a local place.

00:04:23.860 Both of them.

00:04:24.900 Number two, Richard Ratboy, unfortunately, got arrested while riding the bikes.

00:04:31.260 Okay.

00:04:32.560 Here's a picture.

00:04:33.920 Richard Ratboy got arrested while riding the bikes, and he needed four handcuffs to connect

00:04:39.040 to his hands behind his back.

00:04:40.540 A new record.

00:04:41.280 Four cuffs.

00:04:42.000 Daisy chained him up.

00:04:43.160 He daisy chained him up.

00:04:44.300 That's what I was going to say.

00:04:45.000 Four handcuffs, daisy chained together just to get you in the squad car.

00:04:47.700 It's like, dude, just let him sit in the back.

00:04:49.320 Yeah.

00:04:49.700 And we're just kidding.

00:04:50.640 Obviously, we didn't get arrested.

00:04:52.360 The cops don't care.

00:04:53.300 We were actually riding the bikes on the street, and we saw a cop.

00:04:56.540 That was like our test, our moment.

00:04:58.180 Yeah.

00:04:58.980 Exactly.

00:04:59.660 And the cop wasn't even like, nah.

00:05:02.560 He just completely was driving and did not notice anything out of the ordinary.

00:05:06.760 And nothing in his brain was like, hey, these guys are riding illegal street bikes.

00:05:10.760 Yeah.

00:05:11.180 So shout out to the NOPD.

00:05:13.380 Yeah.

00:05:13.800 Shout out to their slow-ass response time and other pressing issues that are keeping them busy.

00:05:19.080 You've created an environment where it's basically Wild West, and we can do what we want.

00:05:23.100 And with that, we're riding the mini bikes.

00:05:25.240 We have to take advantage of it.

00:05:26.340 If we're here, we're in the Wild West, we're in the no-go zone, we might as well have our fun.

00:05:31.200 Yeah.

00:05:31.520 Zero care from the cops.

00:05:32.860 Speaking of needing four handcuffs to connect your hands behind your back, I've been getting

00:05:39.160 very specific targeted ads lately.

00:05:42.620 Two that have really stuck out to me.

00:05:44.600 One was for extra wide shoes that don't require bending over to tie the laces.

00:05:51.120 You just slide your, they're extra wide, and then you just slide your feet in.

00:05:55.580 Don't know why the data is indicating that I'm trending towards not being able to bend over.

00:06:01.020 That's a little weird.

00:06:01.980 And then the second ad that really stuck out to me was an ad for mayonnaise.

00:06:06.640 And I think they have a lot of data on me because the ad they showed me was like a pile of french fries

00:06:11.980 basically covered in mayonnaise.

00:06:14.040 Like the amount of mayonnaise that they showed would like disgust my mom and sister.

00:06:18.940 Yeah.

00:06:19.280 Like we get it.

00:06:19.980 It's a mayo commercial.

00:06:20.780 You want to focus on the product, but that was disgusting.

00:06:23.600 It was targeted to me.

00:06:24.800 I guess in the data that they collect, I guess I'm a heavy mayo user.

00:06:29.140 Maybe for some people that are normal, they would do like a light mayo user, a little bit

00:06:32.820 on a sandwich, like maybe a mom packing sandwiches or something.

00:06:35.800 But for me, they just drenched the fries in mayo and thought I would like it.

00:06:39.800 But I'm talking about it.

00:06:40.760 So maybe they're right.

00:06:42.060 So they definitely have the data.

00:06:44.420 So what about the fat guy shoes?

00:06:45.540 What do they think?

00:06:46.320 What do they think of you?

00:06:48.100 I think they're just trying to make my life easier.

00:06:50.120 Okay.

00:06:50.900 And I don't think they know how, you know, if it's that bad yet.

00:06:54.240 You know, it's funny because there's a certain point in advertising where they should either

00:06:59.020 advertise to you weight loss stuff or the fat fuck stuff.

00:07:03.880 And they've chosen the latter.

00:07:05.620 I used to get the workout gym thing that required no exercise.

00:07:09.740 You just put it on and it shakes your body and everyone's like sweating in the thing like

00:07:13.520 this.

00:07:14.040 They got no conversions.

00:07:15.120 So they stopped, right?

00:07:16.020 So then they're like, all right, he's just going to live as a fat fuck.

00:07:18.480 How can we make his fat fuck life easier?

00:07:20.460 I guess it's kind of what they're going with.

00:07:21.960 Shoes he doesn't have to tie that are triple E, quadruple E.

00:07:25.580 And mayo.

00:07:26.100 All right.

00:07:26.740 He'll eat the mayo.

00:07:27.660 He'll get gigantic.

00:07:28.740 More gigantic.

00:07:29.200 Put on his shoes.

00:07:29.800 And then he'll just slide his shoes on and do his little half mile walk if he gets exercise.

00:07:34.360 Next thing, they're going to be advertising you a handcuff, but it's going to be a four

00:07:37.180 pack.

00:07:37.920 Just an AC chain together.

00:07:39.820 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:40.800 All right.

00:07:41.120 That's enough.

00:07:42.180 That's enough.

00:07:43.000 All right.

00:07:43.840 Next, Leah Thomas cut her balls off.

00:07:47.780 Congratulations, Leah.

00:07:49.100 Welcome, Leah.

00:07:49.740 Smart to wait till after the season was over.

00:07:53.060 Get that test.

00:07:54.120 Get those victories.

00:07:55.000 Get the belt.

00:07:55.640 Get the champion emblem or whatever.

00:07:58.200 Yeah.

00:07:58.580 And then now's the time to fully become a lady.

00:08:01.200 I respect it more than just having a cock out there beating up women.

00:08:06.300 But I also like it in like a sick way where I'm twisted, where I want to see them go all

00:08:12.540 the way.

00:08:13.620 Like trans people, I want to see them go all the way because then you realize, well, what

00:08:18.060 was I?

00:08:18.600 Was I really trans or did I just make a huge mistake and now I have to take pills every

00:08:22.800 day?

00:08:23.140 That's dark.

00:08:24.120 Yeah, it is pretty dark for me.

00:08:25.520 But you're a sick fuck.

00:08:26.620 Well, I mean, it's like if you want the benefits, you want a society to pretend, then I think you

00:08:32.100 need to take a leap.

00:08:33.340 You need to show us that you're committed.

00:08:34.740 Exactly.

00:08:35.600 So, you know, enjoy dilating your front hole and everything that comes with womanhood,

00:08:40.560 like all the girls do.

00:08:42.440 Classic womanhood.

00:08:43.500 Just, you know, all the pills that they have to take every day.

00:08:47.420 You know, women, girls stuff, you know.

00:08:49.160 Girls.

00:08:49.740 Life is a lady.

00:08:50.960 Yeah.

00:08:51.660 All right.

00:08:52.380 Next, someone asked me about my opinion on Little Caesar's pizza.

00:08:55.960 I don't really have a take there.

00:08:57.860 I know it's hot and ready pizza for $6.

00:09:00.480 Yeah.

00:09:00.880 Which is just like, I don't know.

00:09:02.280 They cook it two hours ago and leave it out and it's $6, I guess, is the upside.

00:09:06.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:07.440 Hot and ready.

00:09:08.120 Hot and ready is they're called.

00:09:09.080 So, I don't really engage with pizza like that.

00:09:10.900 I think pizza is kind of like a not healthy food that you eat every now and then.

00:09:14.440 So, you're going to want to enjoy it and get good.

00:09:16.700 It might as well be the best.

00:09:17.740 Yeah.

00:09:17.900 Exactly.

00:09:18.340 So, I don't really have a take on Little Caesar's pizza.

00:09:21.880 I mean, it's broke food.

00:09:22.800 It's broke guy food.

00:09:23.520 It's like, hey, if you're going through a hard time, you're struggling, whatever.

00:09:28.720 All day.

00:09:29.580 Or if you need to feed people who won't complain, like a sixth grade baseball team, or you need

00:09:33.320 to feed some people for free, basically.

00:09:34.940 Exactly.

00:09:35.240 A couple of Little Caesar's pies, $15 out the door with a two liter.

00:09:38.980 Hey, some people's prerogative, not mine.

00:09:41.680 I don't engage with pizza like that.

00:09:43.900 Next, I have a little bit of a hack.

00:09:45.760 If you guys are ordering snacks or candy or zebra cakes or something, and you ordered a lot

00:09:51.480 of stuff, and people are kind of looking at you like, you're ordering candy at 10 o'clock

00:09:55.200 at night, you can say, oh, just got some snacks for the week.

00:09:59.480 And you call it snacks for the week, and then hopefully no one notices you eat the week's

00:10:03.520 worth of snacks in one night.

00:10:04.680 Just call it, oh, I got some snacks for the week, just up in my supplies.

00:10:08.000 Yep.

00:10:08.400 And then you can do whatever you want.

00:10:09.940 Hopefully, no one notices.

00:10:11.280 Yeah.

00:10:11.480 It's a little tip I've learned along the way.

00:10:12.920 I don't even really want to comment.

00:10:14.380 I don't want to expose anybody who's doing some heavy snacking, but let's just say snacks

00:10:19.180 for the week, they don't really last.

00:10:21.760 Yeah.

00:10:21.920 I'm not going to expose anybody either, but it sounds like Richard Rappi and I are thinking

00:10:25.400 of the same guy.

00:10:26.160 Yeah.

00:10:27.000 An unnamed third party who won't be found.

00:10:29.940 Whoever that is.

00:10:31.800 All right.

00:10:32.560 Next, Tom Brady lost $650 million, apparently, in the FTX scandal.

00:10:37.240 Is that really true, though?

00:10:38.520 I don't know.

00:10:39.280 Like $650, that seems absurd.

00:10:40.940 It seems like all the money.

00:10:41.920 It seems like his entire net worth got, yeah, I don't really buy that number.

00:10:45.840 Yeah, so I don't fully understand that.

00:10:47.480 And then, obviously, him and Giselle are divorced.

00:10:49.580 And now I'm kind of wondering, let us know in the comments what you guys think.

00:10:52.720 Which part of dealing with Giselle the witch is Tom Brady in?

00:10:57.060 Is he now divorced and he's free from the spells?

00:11:00.100 Or is he now divorced and cursed from the wicked witch who's mad at him?

00:11:04.880 Well, his record is looking cursed.

00:11:07.740 His record right now is looking cursed.

00:11:09.420 Well, I think he is undefeated since his divorce, right?

00:11:12.940 Yeah.

00:11:13.320 It's like 1-0, though, right?

00:11:14.900 So there's some upside.

00:11:16.660 But then he also lost all the money to FTX, potentially.

00:11:20.340 There's maybe some downside.

00:11:21.700 So I'm trying to figure out which part of the curse cycle Tom Brady is in.

00:11:25.900 Is he free of the curses or is he newly cursed from a mad witch?

00:11:30.780 And did you see Giselle is just like, you know, we thought it was all, oh, is Tom Brady going back to football?

00:11:36.900 Does he love his family?

00:11:37.960 Blah, blah, blah.

00:11:38.540 And then she's like on a date with her Brazilian jiu-jitsu instructor.

00:11:41.640 Who she's been probably on a date with the whole time.

00:11:43.680 Well, exactly.

00:11:44.580 Who she's been flirty, flirty with.

00:11:46.640 So, hey, men, stay strong out there.

00:11:49.080 Even if you're Tom Brady with millions and millions of dollars.

00:11:53.000 No one's safe.

00:11:53.580 It's almost easier to not be Tom Brady.

00:11:55.900 I know.

00:11:56.500 You might as well be Mike who works at Domino's.

00:11:59.080 Or the Brazilian jiu-jitsu instructor.

00:12:01.520 100%.

00:12:01.920 Yeah.

00:12:02.420 So now's not the time to be Tom Brady, guys.

00:12:04.600 If that's you.

00:12:06.220 Take a step back.

00:12:07.520 Take a step back.

00:12:08.600 Don't go to the NFL.

00:12:09.700 Well, but so Tom Brady's in an interesting situation.

00:12:11.840 And if where his division in football is like the worst division ever.

00:12:15.760 So the fact that his team still sucks right now.

00:12:18.360 He can still make the playoffs and then beat a couple, you know, fraudulent teams.

00:12:23.100 So we'll see if Tom Brady wins a Super Bowl this year on a backdoor freakish record thing.

00:12:28.140 He reversed the curse.

00:12:28.920 He reversed the curse and we'll have our proof.

00:12:30.840 So.

00:12:31.100 And if something bad happens to him, he's cursed even worse.

00:12:33.860 Exactly.

00:12:34.520 All right.

00:12:34.820 That makes sense.

00:12:35.780 What books do you have propping up your mic behind your laptop?

00:12:39.040 I didn't know you'd call me out like that.

00:12:42.200 So I have a short mic here.

00:12:44.140 Very short mic.

00:12:46.820 I bet the audience could guess.

00:12:48.700 I have Always a Soldier by Rob Smith, the autobiography.

00:12:53.200 And then I have American Muckraker by James O'Keefe.

00:12:56.100 Two great books.

00:12:57.580 One better than the other, but, you know.

00:12:59.560 We'll let the audience decide.

00:13:01.500 Which one is that?

00:13:02.160 That's what's going on behind Richard Rappaway's laptop.

00:13:03.960 Yeah, I keep it hidden.

00:13:04.780 I keep it obscure, but you've outed me.

00:13:06.940 And I have to hunch down for this mic and I don't want to do that.

00:13:10.240 So I let Rob help me out every day.

00:13:12.300 You didn't even notice.

00:13:13.760 I said laptop.

00:13:17.200 I said laptop twice.

00:13:18.700 You know, sometimes I don't even hear what you say.

00:13:20.620 Because like podcast wise, you have to be thinking of your next move.

00:13:23.940 And so sometimes I let it go in one ear and just kind of.

00:13:26.680 You got me there, laptop.

00:13:27.840 I said lad-top.

00:13:29.380 Okay.

00:13:29.940 With a D.

00:13:30.540 Because I say laptop and then people like Chinese Donut Boy the other day said lab-top.

00:13:34.220 And I was just like, what?

00:13:37.120 Yeah.

00:13:37.620 So I hear lab-top.

00:13:38.940 And then I just started saying lad-top.

00:13:41.160 Okay.

00:13:41.760 So it's like either lap, lab, or lad.

00:13:45.460 Laptop.

00:13:46.120 Okay, great.

00:13:46.940 Thank you for the lesson.

00:13:48.460 Is this the most important housekeeping we've ever had?

00:13:50.720 That's why I said it's not.

00:13:52.100 Okay.

00:13:52.480 That's why I said it's not.

00:13:53.800 And it's pretty much done.

00:13:55.140 Well, I actually made a meme for you.

00:13:57.260 A surprise little ending of housekeeping.

00:13:59.520 Okay.

00:13:59.940 Speaking of appearances and quadruple handcuffs and whatever else you have going on.

00:14:03.740 Okay.

00:14:04.840 I did not know about this.

00:14:07.240 But my meme is, when you tell Fleckus his beard looks like shit,

00:14:11.060 and he should at least trim the stringy side hairs coming off the side of his beard.

00:14:15.640 Wow.

00:14:17.900 I didn't know that.

00:14:19.060 I just, you're telling me now for the first time.

00:14:23.800 That's true.

00:14:24.440 I did not know that.

00:14:25.680 You're telling me for the first time, yeah, the beard is getting a little out of hand.

00:14:29.420 Like this stuff here to the side, like what's the point of keeping that?

00:14:32.380 Why can't you just round that off?

00:14:33.640 And I think the audience has the same concerns, right?

00:14:37.320 I don't hear him saying anything.

00:14:39.100 All right.

00:14:39.460 Well, comment down below if Fleckus's beard has gone too schizo.

00:14:42.700 It is schizo season, but that's a little too far.

00:14:44.820 That's what it is.

00:14:45.500 It's schizo season.

00:14:46.360 I don't do anything to the beard.

00:14:47.680 It just grows.

00:14:48.660 It's the longest it's ever been right now.

00:14:50.640 I have a lot of beard here.

00:14:53.080 I don't really plan on doing anything different.

00:14:55.100 Maybe I will trim the sides a little bit to look less like the twin bikers.

00:14:58.660 I'm calling it disorderly.

00:15:00.040 It's a disorderly beard right now.

00:15:01.260 Well, maybe so.

00:15:02.480 Okay.

00:15:02.880 Moving on.

00:15:03.640 Before we get into Cringer of the Week, we have an election section.

00:15:06.820 Trump announced his running for president.

00:15:10.240 Yeah.

00:15:10.600 We got invited to Mar-a-Lago.

00:15:11.620 We weren't able to go, unfortunately, but we would have been there.

00:15:14.380 But we weren't able to go.

00:15:16.000 A lot of people are talking about Trump versus DeSantis.

00:15:18.240 What's the right move?

00:15:20.180 We kind of spoke about this in the past.

00:15:22.540 I think a lot of people, when it comes to Trump versus DeSantis, think that DeSantis is a better candidate because it can win more independent voters.

00:15:28.440 And they're trying to figure out how to scheme and win basically a rigged system with all the legal mail-in votes.

00:15:37.380 There is legal voter harvesting that's happening now.

00:15:40.520 And when you do that, like we saw in Carrie Lake's election where 83% of Democrat voters' votes were in before Election Day.

00:15:47.140 It's kind of hard to win those races.

00:15:49.780 So it's like instead of thinking who's the candidate that can win the sketchy races, I think we should focus on getting ballot harvesting out.

00:16:00.260 And in many states as possible, especially the swing states, let them keep it in California and the super blue states.

00:16:06.360 But if we can get it out in Georgia and Nevada and places like that, I think we can have a chance of winning the election without getting the voter harvesting out.

00:16:14.920 I don't think we really have a chance.

00:16:16.640 Some of the people on the right are saying, now it's time to start voter harvesting ourselves.

00:16:22.480 Yeah, that's true, especially since it's legal in certain areas.

00:16:25.720 That would help.

00:16:26.740 But I don't think we can compete with cities.

00:16:29.080 I think when you have a city in Arizona and there's millions of people in it and you send a bunch of ballots out and then you collect all the ones you need, it's kind of hard to get all the rural Republican voters ballot harvested as well because those voters are going to show up Election Day anyway.

00:16:43.840 We have such an engaged voting bloc that they're going to show up anyway.

00:16:48.000 So it's kind of like an uphill climb.

00:16:50.700 I think Trump is the guy for the job.

00:16:52.620 If you go in, if Trump goes in on this second term and does what needs to be done, they'll basically wreck his whole life and really ruin the guy.

00:17:01.460 And I think he knows that.

00:17:02.960 And I think he's kind of wanting revenge, which we need a revenge tour.

00:17:05.900 I don't think now is the time to go, hey, everyone, let's calm down and go back to normal.

00:17:09.920 I think now is the time for a wrecking ball revenge tour, Trump revenge tour.

00:17:14.140 They stole the first one.

00:17:15.600 Now we do this one.

00:17:17.060 We get everyone out, fire everybody, break up the FBI, stuff like that, get rid of voter harvesting.

00:17:22.880 So I think that's what Trump's job should be.

00:17:24.780 And then you do DeSantis after for two terms and you have 12 terms of getting the country back on track.

00:17:29.860 Yeah.

00:17:30.220 That's kind of my opinion.

00:17:32.280 But either way, the Democrats have a plan.

00:17:34.480 Chuck Schumer the other day said this.

00:17:38.000 Listen to what he says here.

00:17:39.820 Now more than ever, we're short of workers.

00:17:43.740 We have a population that is not reproducing it on its own with the same level that it used to.

00:17:50.980 The only way we're going to have a great future in America is if we welcome and embrace immigrants, the dreamers and all of them,

00:17:58.080 because our ultimate goal is to help the dreamers, but get a path to citizenship for all 11 million or however many undocumented there are.

00:18:06.200 However many.

00:18:07.080 That's that little sneak in.

00:18:08.560 That's the key.

00:18:09.420 Maybe three times as much.

00:18:10.840 Yeah.

00:18:11.020 I think it's 11 million this year.

00:18:13.000 Yeah.

00:18:13.500 Undocumented.

00:18:13.900 I think it's probably closer to 40 or 50 million people here illegally.

00:18:18.580 Notice how Chuck isn't saying anything about, oh, we need to raise quality of life.

00:18:23.340 We need to.

00:18:24.100 Every American deserves X, Y, Z.

00:18:26.520 Nope.

00:18:26.880 It's we need workers.

00:18:28.380 We need to bring in the workers.

00:18:30.160 Yeah.

00:18:30.400 So corporations can keep paying low-ass wages and everyone gets stuck in this cycle where nobody gets beyond minimum wage jobs.

00:18:38.160 But, hey, we got the workers, right?

00:18:40.040 Yeah.

00:18:40.520 You know, my bills are 10x what they were, you know, three years ago.

00:18:45.180 Not 10x, but obviously quality of life.

00:18:47.900 No, nobody cares.

00:18:48.820 It's just get the bodies in.

00:18:50.040 Yeah.

00:18:50.320 People are making, you know, reproducing less than they used to.

00:18:52.960 And it's like, well, yeah, you stole all the money.

00:18:55.000 Can't buy a house.

00:18:56.120 Yeah.

00:18:56.640 In debt.

00:18:57.580 Millennials are done.

00:18:58.740 So it's like, what do you expect to happen?

00:19:00.860 You gave everyone the max scene, so you can't even have kids probably.

00:19:04.440 So I don't know what you expect to happen.

00:19:06.420 But, yeah, so that's what they're planning.

00:19:08.460 I love the 11 million or however many.

00:19:11.760 They've been saying 11 million since like 1995.

00:19:14.700 Yeah.

00:19:14.820 And it's like border encounters are like 250,000 a month.

00:19:19.020 And that's like just the encounters.

00:19:20.640 That's not the people who get in easily with the coyotes.

00:19:23.220 Yeah, exactly.

00:19:24.640 So I'm thinking that there's.

00:19:26.000 So, yeah, no, no interest has accrued on those 11 million illegals.

00:19:29.880 That's just the number or however many.

00:19:31.720 I think the number is really probably 40 to 50 million here illegally, which is more than like 10 percent of the population.

00:19:37.840 Right.

00:19:38.360 Yeah.

00:19:38.800 So I think that's really what's going on.

00:19:40.860 And then imagine a world where the Democrats like try to push for amnesty for all these people.

00:19:46.460 And then the Republicans like say that say we get mail-in ballots done.

00:19:50.260 Right.

00:19:50.540 And there's no mail-in ballots.

00:19:51.580 But now we have this new issue of all these illegals.

00:19:54.180 And they try to give the legals the right to vote.

00:19:56.180 And then basically it's going to be like go vote for the Democrats who want to give you amnesty or vote for the Republicans who are going to deport you.

00:20:03.700 So they're going to use them like they're going to use them as political tools like that.

00:20:07.760 And they'll do anything.

00:20:08.540 They'll do World War III.

00:20:10.340 They'll do amnesty for all these people.

00:20:13.060 They'll do anything to not lose power at this point, which is another reason why I think Trump is the guy for the job.

00:20:17.920 Let him go in there and wrecking ball it out and then let DeSantis come in and put the pieces back together.

00:20:21.860 And then there's another part of it where it's like rhinos versus MAGA types where the high up super donors for the GOP, like they're kind of like, yeah, give them citizenship.

00:20:32.860 We don't care.

00:20:33.480 Like they want the workers.

00:20:34.840 They want bodies.

00:20:35.780 They want consumers.

00:20:38.320 And so there's a weird dynamic there that not everybody's moving in the same direction, you know?

00:20:44.740 Yeah.

00:20:45.140 And everyone used to say that the right wing had like a – it was a conspiracy that there's like a great replacement.

00:20:50.700 Remember that?

00:20:51.440 Oh, yeah.

00:20:51.920 And the right wing is mad that all these people from third world countries are coming here.

00:20:55.620 Dude, that's white – that's not happening.

00:20:57.680 Yeah, white supremacy.

00:20:58.120 That's white supremacy, dude.

00:20:59.420 Chuck Sumer just says it.

00:21:00.860 He's like, oh, yeah, they're here.

00:21:01.940 We want to make them here full time and basically change the entire way the country looks, which I don't think is great.

00:21:07.100 I don't think that ever works well when you do a drastic change so fast with people that don't have your common interests.

00:21:12.080 You know what I think we should do?

00:21:13.420 I think we should replace all the demographics that are currently here with whoever decided to break the law to come here.

00:21:19.380 That sounds like a good plan.

00:21:20.880 That sounds like a country that's going to last another 300 years.

00:21:23.920 Yeah.

00:21:24.140 Do they speak English?

00:21:25.760 Mas o menos.

00:21:27.520 Si, un poco, poquito.

00:21:30.640 Exactly.

00:21:31.440 All right.

00:21:31.760 That's the end of our election section.

00:21:33.400 Unless you have any other things you want to add?

00:21:34.840 No, but I do want to reiterate that point that you were making before about Arizona, these mail-in ballots, these ballots, 83% of votes estimated to be early slash absentee by ABC News.

00:21:49.740 That was in Arizona.

00:21:51.580 In Nevada, that number was 79%.

00:21:54.580 Like, what happened?

00:21:56.660 What happened, guys?

00:21:58.100 And then, but back to this, the actual political, like, the legwork to it.

00:22:04.720 Arizona, we did win.

00:22:05.840 Republicans did win.

00:22:06.600 In the state and, like, attorney general stuff, we lost governor and senate, right?

00:22:10.320 So, those laws might be able to be changed this year, or in between now and 2024.

00:22:15.140 And same with Nevada.

00:22:16.240 Correct me if I'm wrong.

00:22:17.060 Yeah.

00:22:17.260 So, those are two states.

00:22:18.760 Michigan, less so.

00:22:20.460 Georgia, less so.

00:22:21.960 Pennsylvania, less so.

00:22:23.160 So, it's like, the whole Democrat operation is, like, the ability to continuously steal these states, and then a right-winger will never win the president again.

00:22:31.580 Yeah.

00:22:32.000 And so, that's obviously the main number one hurdle that we need to do, and I think it's foolish to think that Republicans are going to match these ballot-harvesting operations.

00:22:41.620 It's like, no, we outlaw it.

00:22:43.100 Yeah.

00:22:43.440 We can't match it because the Republican voters are already Republican voters.

00:22:47.260 I think a lot of the people who have recently turned on Trump think we need, like, a bigger tent and need to be, like, more accepting and, you know, oh, maybe we should be easier on abortion and try to win over some people who are pro-choice.

00:23:01.060 It's like, do you think the 22-year-old pro-choice girl who's voting Democrat is going to hear us be lenient on abortion and go, all right, maybe I'll vote for Donald Trump or Ron DeSantis?

00:23:11.480 That's never going to happen.

00:23:12.940 I think we need to, like, stick with our values and actually double down.

00:23:15.800 The Republican voters all show up day of voting.

00:23:19.240 So, it's like, if we voter-harvested legally, I think we would just collect the votes of people who are going to show up anyway.

00:23:25.240 And then, if anything, they would be able to track how many votes we've gotten, and then they would just have an easier time judging how many they need to go collect.

00:23:32.980 Yeah.

00:23:33.120 Because that's the name of the game.

00:23:33.980 They go collect the votes.

00:23:35.000 They send them out to everybody.

00:23:36.220 Some people get multiples.

00:23:37.300 People get them who are dead.

00:23:38.580 Everyone knows that.

00:23:39.380 It's not even a conspiracy.

00:23:40.940 And then they just go collect.

00:23:41.940 You have a little system where you go collect all the votes.

00:23:44.360 It's not real voting.

00:23:45.280 And then you have the people show up day of, and it's, like, the worst uphill battle ever.

00:23:49.680 Carrie Lake.

00:23:50.880 I'm not saying some sketchy stuff happened over there, but Kathy Yee, is that her name?

00:23:57.880 Yeah, the treasurer.

00:23:58.360 Some random lady I had never heard of before.

00:24:00.640 The Republican treasurer got more votes than Carrie Lake.

00:24:04.840 How that happened?

00:24:06.520 Explain it to me slow.

00:24:08.320 Explain it to me slow.

00:24:09.540 I don't fully get that.

00:24:12.360 So, you know, we have some...

00:24:14.500 The whole issue is the voting system.

00:24:16.720 We've had this since 2020.

00:24:18.020 We've been, like, one of the few people who have called it out and just said, guys, like, it's voter harvesting.

00:24:23.500 It's all ballots.

00:24:24.520 It's not votes.

00:24:25.240 It's ballots.

00:24:25.880 Votes versus ballots.

00:24:26.820 And it's like we're playing an old game.

00:24:28.340 It's like we're playing football before five rule updates ago.

00:24:33.140 And, like, the forward pass wasn't invented yet.

00:24:35.100 And we're playing against a team who's throwing bombs.

00:24:38.200 Yeah, exactly.

00:24:39.520 So it's a very uphill climb.

00:24:41.760 We don't have a chance unless the ballot harvesting rules change, at least in some of those states that are swing states.

00:24:48.600 And if not, the cities will continue to grow and it'll be easier for them to win elections.

00:24:52.760 And then Republicans and everyone win another election again.

00:24:55.320 And then it's hermit time.

00:24:56.380 And then it's ATF standoff time because they're going to have a reason.

00:24:59.780 They're going to find a reason to get to your house.

00:25:01.580 It's going to be a standoff.

00:25:02.960 It's going to be, like, you know, something crazy.

00:25:04.880 You haven't trimmed your beard in years.

00:25:06.800 Your beard's gotten even more unruly.

00:25:08.960 You're sitting on five acres now, even more.

00:25:11.980 So that's what's going to happen.

00:25:14.160 All right.

00:25:14.480 Well, that's the end of our election section.

00:25:16.320 We have a cringe of the week with a special additional section, the cringery section, for our younger listeners who don't understand anything that's not TikTok sounds.

00:25:27.180 Oh, no.

00:25:28.140 Oh, no.

00:25:29.060 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:25:31.660 Cringery.

00:25:32.220 We made it a TikTok sound for you.

00:25:33.760 There's a TikTok sound.

00:25:34.900 Something bad's about to happen.

00:25:39.900 Backflip.

00:25:40.760 I don't want to give it away to say what he backflips into, but the backflip video.

00:25:44.800 We're going to rip through these quick?

00:25:46.100 Quick.

00:25:47.800 Guy's doing a backflip.

00:25:48.840 Everything is good.

00:25:50.200 Boom.

00:25:50.800 Into a bear.

00:25:52.180 Should have done that.

00:25:53.740 The guy goes over his handlebars.

00:25:55.160 He's dead.

00:25:55.760 Yeah.

00:25:56.000 That sucks.

00:25:56.500 That was horrible.

00:25:57.120 You could sue that kid for that.

00:25:58.440 Yep.

00:25:59.400 Biker downhill misses bridge.

00:26:01.480 Yep.

00:26:01.760 Let's see this.

00:26:02.380 Everyone's cruising.

00:26:03.880 Wow.

00:26:04.320 This is cool trail.

00:26:05.540 Look at this guy.

00:26:06.580 Gone.

00:26:07.200 Into the abyss.

00:26:08.300 See you never.

00:26:09.620 You'll still vote, though, even though you're dead.

00:26:11.520 Yep.

00:26:12.140 Next guy hit with tree.

00:26:14.060 This is my favorite.

00:26:15.160 This is why you don't, you know, do this stuff wrong.

00:26:18.300 There's a right way to go about cutting trees down.

00:26:20.440 Oh, get out of the way.

00:26:21.720 There's a reason she's saying get out of the way.

00:26:23.860 All the way.

00:26:24.560 Keep going.

00:26:24.960 He should be on the other side of this tree.

00:26:29.080 Oh.

00:26:29.440 Oh, Lord.

00:26:30.600 The secondary branch fling.

00:26:32.640 Always look out for the secondary branch fling if you're cutting down trees at your homestead.

00:26:37.940 Yeah.

00:26:38.200 It's not about where it falls.

00:26:39.620 It's like a lot of stuff around it that can injure you.

00:26:43.140 Also.

00:26:43.860 The secondary effect.

00:26:44.760 The secondary effect.

00:26:45.580 And then also just trees in general.

00:26:47.260 Our next one, the four-wheeler.

00:26:49.360 Look what happens here.

00:26:50.340 Talk about watching out for trees.

00:26:53.320 Going through.

00:26:54.280 Oh, you're going to power through it.

00:26:57.520 Oh, my God.

00:26:58.820 You would have been dead.

00:27:00.300 Imagine how dead you'd be from that.

00:27:02.140 I could take your whole head would be like open.

00:27:04.440 Your whole head to your neck would be open.

00:27:06.760 And then everyone just looks and they go, oh, he's dead.

00:27:09.620 Finger swollen.

00:27:11.120 Yep.

00:27:11.520 This is good.

00:27:13.120 You got it.

00:27:14.700 Look at that.

00:27:16.440 Just my fucking bone in there.

00:27:19.960 I didn't even connect to my nail.

00:27:22.920 You get it?

00:27:23.460 That's cool.

00:27:24.140 He'll be okay.

00:27:25.500 Unfortunately, my guy, you're going to lose that finger.

00:27:28.760 Yeah.

00:27:29.100 Something bad happened there.

00:27:30.220 Yeah.

00:27:30.720 And then guy goes down the escalator.

00:27:32.600 Yeah.

00:27:32.780 This is an old one.

00:27:33.480 I don't know why this is here.

00:27:34.760 It got sent to me and I just kind of had to put it in.

00:27:40.440 That's the worst night of your life.

00:27:41.700 What are you doing?

00:27:42.520 You drunk?

00:27:43.360 Now it's time to mess around on the escalators.

00:27:45.660 Usually doesn't work out.

00:27:46.900 We are still in cringe.

00:27:47.900 Let's get back to our good old-fashioned cringe.

00:27:50.260 So what was that?

00:27:50.880 That was your Rob Dyrdek.

00:27:52.360 Well, I know, but that's like your Rob Dyrdek fantasy factory.

00:27:55.740 Yeah.

00:27:55.880 Or the Tosh.0 style.

00:27:57.520 Okay.

00:27:58.080 All right.

00:27:58.340 Yeah.

00:27:58.560 It's not bad.

00:27:59.180 That's culture, baby.

00:28:00.320 All right.

00:28:01.440 All right.

00:28:02.140 Next, we are still in cringe of the week.

00:28:04.120 The Indian mom trans kid.

00:28:06.380 Yeah.

00:28:06.560 Let's let her rip.

00:28:07.680 This is a good one.

00:28:08.460 First of all, the point of puberty blockers is to use them now while Summer is just starting puberty and to basically, without causing damage, any permanent change or damage, to give Summer a two-year break before puberty even starts to really think through her identity.

00:28:28.820 So Summer is really confident in being a girl, and Summer has the body of a male, and Summer's 13, and so what we want to do is we want Summer to be able to be like, you know, 13, 14, 15, and still have a lot of time to think through her identity while preserving her body in this state rather than making her go through.

00:28:49.500 You see the background, the flags and stuff.

00:28:51.480 Summer doesn't really have a chance.

00:28:52.940 Summer is being led down a path, I would say.

00:28:55.640 Yeah, Summer.

00:28:56.100 This way, Summer.

00:28:56.800 Summer.

00:28:57.120 Summer, right into the pen.

00:28:58.460 Right, Summer.

00:28:59.080 You don't want to go back.

00:28:59.840 Right, Summer.

00:29:00.680 Puberty blockers pretending that you can just pause, which obviously is not true at all.

00:29:05.640 Yeah.

00:29:05.960 And then also, take a break from puberty.

00:29:08.440 So it sounds like the kid's kind of having a hard time, and you're going to take a break, but it's like, if the kid's having a hard time, wouldn't you not want to make a TikTok about it?

00:29:18.160 Yeah, expose your kid.

00:29:20.180 Mom, I'm having a hard time.

00:29:21.440 My identity's all over the place.

00:29:22.840 I don't know who I am.

00:29:24.240 I'm like borderline embarrassed and don't live well.

00:29:27.500 I need time to myself.

00:29:30.060 Yeah, you've been filling my head with a lot of weird shit, Mom.

00:29:32.340 I don't know how to process it all.

00:29:33.540 And then Mom's making a TikTok that's going viral.

00:29:36.240 She put on the ring light.

00:29:37.760 Yeah.

00:29:38.300 Like she set up the room.

00:29:40.620 So, yeah, if you really cared for your kid, you probably wouldn't be making TikToks about them having a hard time with this.

00:29:46.000 And it seems like it's mostly about the mom, though.

00:29:47.800 Of course it is.

00:29:48.820 And this woman's TikTok name is something, The Teacher.

00:29:51.700 So she's a teacher as well, guys.

00:29:53.480 Whoops.

00:29:53.920 Shocking.

00:29:54.400 Yeah.

00:29:54.740 I know.

00:29:55.200 Crazy, right?

00:29:55.840 Exactly.

00:29:56.700 There was an article that came out about the 10-year-old whose mom got arrested.

00:30:01.600 Yeah.

00:30:02.120 This is kind of related.

00:30:03.600 This was from the New York Times.

00:30:05.040 A 10-year-old boy walked into a nurse's office of his school in Highland, New York, and asked for Vaseline.

00:30:10.560 He wanted to rub it on his new tattoo, which he got with his mother's permission.

00:30:14.580 The nurse called the police.

00:30:15.660 The boy's mother was arrested.

00:30:17.780 Obviously.

00:30:19.020 Shouldn't Summer's mom be arrested for putting the kid on puberty blockers?

00:30:24.360 Isn't that way worse than a tattoo?

00:30:26.180 I would say so, yeah.

00:30:27.240 If you chemically castrate your kid.

00:30:29.420 Yeah.

00:30:29.720 You fuck up your kid for life after spoon-feeding him literal nonsense ideology year after year?

00:30:36.100 Yeah.

00:30:36.400 From the Chinese propaganda app?

00:30:37.940 Yeah.

00:30:39.020 So it's like, yeah.

00:30:40.100 So that person's parents get arrested because the kid got a tattoo.

00:30:43.540 But the mom who's turning the boy into a girl.

00:30:47.760 The tattoo, which, unlike puberty blockers, actually can be removed later.

00:30:51.880 Yeah.

00:30:52.120 Like, it actually can.

00:30:53.380 Yeah.

00:30:53.660 You can't grow your dick back.

00:30:54.580 You can't grow your tits back.

00:30:55.600 But you can get a shitty Scooby-Doo tattoo removed 10 years later.

00:30:59.900 Wow.

00:31:00.380 That's crazy.

00:31:00.980 When I was younger, I wanted a tattoo so bad.

00:31:03.400 And when I was, like, in high school, I wanted one.

00:31:05.860 And I wanted a Texas Longhorn tattoo.

00:31:08.200 And I used to draw, like, a Texas Longhorn shape on my leg, like, kind of where I wanted it.

00:31:15.400 Think about it.

00:31:16.100 Think about what we would get if we were in high school.

00:31:18.900 Like, you'd have a stupid Texas Longhorn thing on your calf or something.

00:31:22.480 I don't even like Texas Longhorns.

00:31:24.640 Somewhere annoying.

00:31:25.600 I'd have, like, a barbed wire around my bicep tattoo, like a Brian Urlacher.

00:31:29.680 Yeah.

00:31:30.320 And it's like, that is so out of style.

00:31:32.000 So bad.

00:31:33.060 I like Texas Longhorns, I think, because I used to play them on the NCAA PlayStation game.

00:31:37.320 Yeah, you liked Vince Young or something.

00:31:39.440 Yeah, NCAA 2006 or something.

00:31:42.500 So, yeah, that person's mom got arrested.

00:31:45.420 Summer's mom is still on the run.

00:31:47.720 Yeah.

00:31:48.660 Summer.

00:31:49.480 My boy, Summer.

00:31:50.640 So this week is Trans Remembrance Week.

00:31:54.060 Time we have to celebrate.

00:31:55.300 Maybe get a couple cabanas for the gay boys.

00:31:58.060 Oh, wait, extra cabanas?

00:32:00.520 Yeah, we need more cabanas.

00:32:02.700 This week is Trans Remembrance Week.

00:32:04.920 Not who needs a cabana.

00:32:07.320 Rob?

00:32:08.180 I pulled it off.

00:32:09.360 They're stuck together.

00:32:11.380 Rob, if you need a cabana, you call me and I'll buy you a cabana right now.

00:32:14.300 Rob, if you need a cabana, hit us up.

00:32:16.560 We'll give you the bicep.

00:32:16.940 And if all your friends come, you might need two cabanas.

00:32:20.040 That's fine.

00:32:20.660 I'll take a line of credit out.

00:32:21.900 We'll get you two cabanas.

00:32:23.240 I will call Citigroup.

00:32:24.980 Because I will get my limit increased for your cabana, Rob.

00:32:26.400 I will get my limit increased and we'll get you another cabana because no one wants

00:32:30.240 to be crowded at the cabana by the pool.

00:32:32.100 Yeah.

00:32:33.080 Obviously.

00:32:33.440 So this week is Trans Remembrance Week, not to be confused with Trans Day of Visibility,

00:32:39.080 which is in March, or Trans Day of Remembrance, which is in November, or Gay History Month,

00:32:43.740 which is October, or Gay Pride Month, which is June, or National Coming Out Day, which is

00:32:48.000 October 11th, or Trans Parent Day, which is November 6th.

00:32:51.420 It's Trans Remembrance Week.

00:32:53.140 Okay.

00:32:53.700 All right.

00:32:54.060 Cool.

00:32:54.620 Can you remind me which one we're in right now?

00:32:57.100 Trans Remembrance Week.

00:32:58.780 Yeah.

00:32:59.020 And then there's just like Veterans Day.

00:33:01.720 And then there's Memorial Day for the ones who have died.

00:33:05.000 Yeah.

00:33:05.360 So what is this?

00:33:06.240 This is specifically about trans people who have died?

00:33:09.100 I don't know.

00:33:09.860 I think so.

00:33:10.440 Remembrance is kind of like a fallen soldier type remembrance.

00:33:13.840 Yeah.

00:33:14.220 So these are the ones who didn't actually fulfill their destiny and get the gender they

00:33:18.540 wanted, and these are the ones who killed themselves along the way?

00:33:20.580 Probably killed themselves or were killed by people.

00:33:23.900 Oh, wow.

00:33:25.020 That's pretty dark.

00:33:25.920 Yeah, it's very dark.

00:33:26.660 Does that happen a lot in that community?

00:33:28.560 Or is that...

00:33:29.080 I think it does.

00:33:30.040 I think it does.

00:33:31.100 I think there's also anti-trans attacks done by certain groups of people in urban areas.

00:33:37.620 I'm not going to say what types of people.

00:33:39.600 Wow.

00:33:39.900 But a lot of times it's a certain type of person attacking a trans person.

00:33:43.520 Wow.

00:33:44.380 Someone who would be embarrassed if that information came out that they were messing around with

00:33:47.660 a trans person or something.

00:33:48.620 What the fuck?

00:33:49.420 Yeah.

00:33:49.960 Stuff like that.

00:33:50.960 That's why you let me suck your dick.

00:33:53.500 All right.

00:33:54.140 Chill.

00:33:54.660 Chill.

00:33:55.060 Everyone relax.

00:33:55.980 So we have all these holidays for all the trans people, and it's kind of like...

00:34:00.260 And then Christmas is just called the holidays.

00:34:02.120 Yeah.

00:34:02.300 We had to get rid of Christmas.

00:34:04.040 Yeah.

00:34:04.280 We can't say Christmas anymore.

00:34:05.760 It's trans suck day.

00:34:06.700 It's trans bottom day.

00:34:08.100 Soon there's going to be a gender reassignment surgery awareness month.

00:34:12.920 Yeah.

00:34:13.260 It's perfect for people that don't care about Easter or Christmas, stuff like that, but

00:34:18.360 you still kind of want to celebrate stuff, but you don't believe in God at all.

00:34:21.900 Yeah.

00:34:22.540 That's kind of what you do.

00:34:23.960 Gotcha.

00:34:24.160 You just keep piling on weeks, days, months, and whatever.

00:34:27.580 And if you're a kid and you look and you say, oh, Jesus doesn't get talked about at all.

00:34:33.580 Christmas is happy holidays.

00:34:35.500 Easter, we're barely off for that.

00:34:37.680 Yeah.

00:34:37.860 But then you have all this trans bottom day or demiboy double queer day or whatever,

00:34:42.740 and you kind of wouldn't think if you were a kid growing up in this that the gay stuff

00:34:47.360 is very important.

00:34:48.960 You know?

00:34:49.400 You would be like, oh, the gay stuff.

00:34:50.560 That's huge.

00:34:51.100 Yeah.

00:34:51.200 It's like every week.

00:34:51.880 That's all they talk about.

00:34:52.640 Yeah.

00:34:53.120 Which is why we have the graph behind us.

00:34:55.860 This is the percentage of all the generations that identify with the LGBTQIA+.

00:35:00.880 And as you can see, the most recent generation is all the way up there.

00:35:05.640 20%.

00:35:06.120 Yeah, 20.8% for Gen Z.

00:35:10.240 Good luck.

00:35:10.680 And then those people won't have kids, but we have all the illegal immigrants here to

00:35:14.700 take over.

00:35:15.380 We've got 40 million laying in the dark.

00:35:17.260 I know Chuck said 11, but it's closer to 40.

00:35:19.360 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:20.820 Next, we have that trans person freaking out.

00:35:24.340 I took testosterone.

00:35:26.300 I've been at testosterone for eight years.

00:35:28.700 I am a boy, and you're terrible to verify that.

00:35:32.200 I am a 27 man and a valid one.

00:35:35.360 I can't fucking figure it out.

00:35:37.720 You guys don't know what you're talking about.

00:35:40.320 You don't get it, do you?

00:35:42.540 That's enough.

00:35:43.500 So...

00:35:43.940 Is testosterone what makes you a man?

00:35:47.120 A lot.

00:35:48.000 With the good questions.

00:35:49.080 Is testosterone what makes you a man?

00:35:50.320 Me saying I'm a man makes me a man.

00:35:53.280 And whatever hormones I take makes me feel happy and confident.

00:35:59.360 I would have killed myself without testosterone.

00:36:02.020 I almost did.

00:36:04.380 Because I wasn't fucking happy.

00:36:06.140 Because I...

00:36:07.040 I almost did.

00:36:08.200 I would have killed myself without testosterone.

00:36:09.440 I almost did.

00:36:10.700 So what was that protest for?

00:36:12.080 That was about kids, right?

00:36:13.220 Trans kids.

00:36:13.920 Yeah.

00:36:14.120 Protect trans kids or something.

00:36:15.020 And so the trans, the very stable and very articulate trans crowd comes out to shout.

00:36:19.760 I can pull it out.

00:36:20.540 And they're saying they're correct because they would have killed themselves.

00:36:23.020 And we're supposed to go, all right, all right, whatever you want to do then.

00:36:25.200 Whatever you want to do to the kids because you almost killed yourself.

00:36:27.540 And you seem mentally stable and really ready to make decisions.

00:36:29.940 Tell us what to do.

00:36:30.840 Yeah.

00:36:31.200 Yeah, you're in charge.

00:36:31.660 Where do we sign the check?

00:36:32.780 Yeah, you're in charge.

00:36:34.620 So I kind of have like a little bit of a thought experiment or like a...

00:36:37.380 I guess it's a thought experiment.

00:36:38.740 Okay.

00:36:39.900 Imagine you're like a...

00:36:42.260 You have a tank, right?

00:36:44.220 And you have an ecosystem, right?

00:36:45.960 A tank.

00:36:46.340 Oh, okay, okay.

00:36:46.980 And you have like a terrarium.

00:36:48.420 Okay.

00:36:48.560 A huge terrarium.

00:36:50.080 And you fill it with frogs, right?

00:36:51.980 And the frogs trust you to kind of like take care of them, right?

00:36:54.920 Yeah, you put food in.

00:36:56.120 You get...

00:36:56.460 Yep.

00:36:56.900 And then you put chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay, right?

00:37:00.880 Okay.

00:37:01.340 And it makes the frogs gay.

00:37:02.700 And then the gay frogs try to get the tadpoles to be gay, right?

00:37:07.980 Uh-huh.

00:37:08.500 And then the frogs start fighting with each other because they're like, hey, the tadpoles

00:37:12.980 aren't gay.

00:37:13.600 We shouldn't be making the tadpoles gay.

00:37:15.580 They're just baby frogs.

00:37:16.820 And we have all these frogs fighting with each other instead of uniting together and saying,

00:37:21.440 hey, why is the head of the terrarium putting chemicals in the water, turning the frogs gay?

00:37:26.660 It's kind of like that.

00:37:27.940 Wow.

00:37:28.920 Is this even a metaphor at the head of this point?

00:37:31.120 Or is this just what's happened?

00:37:32.700 I don't know, but I'm tired of them putting chemicals in the water to turn the frogs gay.

00:37:36.920 Okay.

00:37:37.420 And that's all I'm going to say.

00:37:38.340 That's fair.

00:37:39.120 That's incredibly fair.

00:37:39.640 All right.

00:37:39.660 We have another page of cringe.

00:37:40.660 This is like a double dose of cringe.

00:37:42.080 We're going to go lighter on Urban Decay potentially.

00:37:44.960 Next, the guy's scared of the toaster.

00:37:47.680 Yeah.

00:37:48.080 I think this guy should be trans.

00:37:49.840 Me too.

00:37:50.320 Oh.

00:37:54.400 Oh.

00:37:55.160 Oh.

00:37:56.620 Oh.

00:37:57.100 Oh.

00:37:58.480 Oh.

00:37:58.980 Oh.

00:37:59.020 Oh.

00:37:59.080 Oh.

00:37:59.100 Oh.

00:37:59.120 Oh.

00:37:59.140 Oh.

00:37:59.180 Oh.

00:37:59.200 Oh.

00:37:59.240 Oh.

00:37:59.680 Oh.

00:38:00.180 Oh.

00:38:00.240 Oh.

00:38:01.240 Oh.

00:38:01.300 Oh.

00:38:01.320 Oh.

00:38:01.680 Oh.

00:38:02.680 Oh.

00:38:11.940 So.

00:38:12.900 Your grandfather liberated concentration camps and raised six kids on like no money.

00:38:19.060 You're scared of a toaster.

00:38:21.100 You're scared of the appliances.

00:38:22.320 I don't know if it's scared or startled, but why are you filming yourself doing this?

00:38:26.000 It's cute.

00:38:26.880 Yeah.

00:38:27.440 Like that's.

00:38:28.280 Dude, you just want everyone to know you're a pussy.

00:38:30.300 Yeah.

00:38:30.620 Like what happened?

00:38:31.840 You're scared of some of the stuff in the kitchen.

00:38:34.520 Oh, it spooked me.

00:38:35.800 So yeah, we've come a long way.

00:38:37.300 And then these are the men I guess we have to rely on to get the country back on track.

00:38:40.840 Yeah.

00:38:41.080 So goodbye country.

00:38:43.060 Fingers crossed.

00:38:44.060 See you later.

00:38:44.820 Fingers crossed.

00:38:45.420 This guy wakes up and maybe he should take some testosterone actually.

00:38:48.640 Yeah.

00:38:48.880 If we gave this guy juice and he's like, I identify as a more masculine man like we kind

00:38:53.280 of talked about before.

00:38:54.140 Yeah.

00:38:54.520 That could actually solve the problem.

00:38:55.900 This is a weird attention seeking thing where it's just like, would you do this if you

00:39:01.260 weren't filming?

00:39:01.980 What happened?

00:39:02.860 You planned this for 15 days.

00:39:05.260 Wouldn't you be embarrassed?

00:39:06.440 You should be.

00:39:07.740 Like wouldn't you be like if I was making toast and I jumped when it came out, I'd be like,

00:39:12.500 oh, no one saw that.

00:39:13.420 Right.

00:39:13.700 Yeah.

00:39:14.220 I'm tough.

00:39:15.220 I'm not scared.

00:39:15.900 You know, I'm not startled easily.

00:39:18.020 That's what I thought.

00:39:18.920 You should be embarrassed by that, but I guess not.

00:39:21.400 So not our typical cringe, but you saw that and it just had to go in because it was pathetic.

00:39:26.400 Yeah.

00:39:26.720 All right.

00:39:27.220 Thank you.

00:39:27.520 I wanted to bring up his grandfather.

00:39:29.260 Okay.

00:39:29.740 Who's a veteran.

00:39:30.800 I'm sure.

00:39:31.580 Someone in his lineages.

00:39:32.860 Yeah.

00:39:33.440 I got to respect our veterans.

00:39:35.560 All right.

00:39:36.280 Next, the thick women were turned away at the door at the club.

00:39:39.280 Yeah.

00:39:39.540 This is a good one.

00:39:41.580 We're not able to get let in as a thicker, curvy woman.

00:39:44.740 It wasn't the way Ella Halikas expected to end her night last Wednesday, being told she and fellow curve model Alexa J weren't allowed to enter the highlight room in Hollywood.

00:39:55.280 All of their friends were let in, but they claim the bouncer stopped them because of their curves.

00:40:00.100 She asked him like, you know, hey, what's going on?

00:40:02.440 I'm so sorry if you're confused.

00:40:03.360 I'm actually with that party that you just let in.

00:40:05.360 And he said, I know, and looked at her up and down and was like, not tonight.

00:40:08.560 Ella thought maybe she'd have better luck with the doorman.

00:40:10.820 He looked at me up and down as well and was like, not tonight.

00:40:13.580 I think it's fat phobia to the core.

00:40:15.340 We're tired of just letting this happen and not speaking up about it.

00:40:18.380 A few days later, the influencers decided to share their story with Ella's more than 700,000 followers across TikTok and Instagram.

00:40:26.840 It went viral.

00:40:27.420 Interesting.

00:40:28.400 Turned away at the door.

00:40:29.340 Not tonight.

00:40:30.040 Maybe a different night.

00:40:31.480 Also, a Wednesday night.

00:40:33.020 Going out to the club on a Wednesday.

00:40:34.420 That's real oppression there.

00:40:35.820 Turned away on a Wednesday.

00:40:37.220 Sorry, ladies.

00:40:38.040 Yeah.

00:40:38.400 Lizzo said you guys are the best.

00:40:39.740 What are you talking about?

00:40:40.720 Lizzo said we're good.

00:40:41.740 Yo, Lizzo said big girls rule.

00:40:43.860 Yeah.

00:40:44.300 What happened?

00:40:44.980 Did that message not get down to the bouncer at the hot nightclub?

00:40:48.200 Yeah, exactly.

00:40:49.440 And then it makes you think like they're going to social media to like call this out as if it's like some form of oppression and like a perfect example of oppression.

00:40:58.400 There's like men in society who have like the worst jobs ever.

00:41:02.260 They're divorced.

00:41:03.220 They don't get to see their kids.

00:41:04.640 They have no money.

00:41:05.940 They work in a hole somewhere.

00:41:07.480 They have a shit job with like a big alimony chunk that's going.

00:41:10.520 They're dirty.

00:41:11.600 They go home every day.

00:41:12.460 They're tired.

00:41:13.060 They're probably tempted to like take pain pills or kill themselves.

00:41:16.460 But this is what needs to be tick-tocked about.

00:41:18.740 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:19.420 This is the true like using our page for good.

00:41:22.020 Yeah.

00:41:22.240 My favorite part about this is the difference between like these girls are like curve models or something.

00:41:28.760 And it's like, yeah, some like Calvin Klein or some stupid brand will pay you to be their fat model.

00:41:36.000 But that didn't really translate to the clubs.

00:41:38.620 There's still some standards out there at the clubs.

00:41:41.140 And they're not playing that pretend game that Calvin Klein is on the New York Times Square.

00:41:46.720 Shout out to the highlight room.

00:41:48.180 Yeah.

00:41:48.780 Standards.

00:41:49.520 That sounds like a fun place to hang out.

00:41:51.120 I know.

00:41:51.600 I'm sure that's pretty good.

00:41:54.620 And then also girls acting like this, what?

00:41:58.280 This happened to you because you're fat?

00:42:00.080 Dude, this happens to every guy every time he's been to a club ever or he pays.

00:42:05.120 They wait in line and they never get let in or you have to get a table and you have to spend when you get a table like two bottle minimum $1,500, $1,500 bucks.

00:42:14.340 Yeah.

00:42:14.740 At least.

00:42:15.540 Dude, and again, they brought out the news crew.

00:42:17.920 The guy's doing the voice.

00:42:19.140 These influencers got taken away.

00:42:22.520 There's fentanyl out there.

00:42:24.500 Yeah.

00:42:24.680 People are dying from fentanyl in LA right now.

00:42:28.020 There's, you know, crime.

00:42:29.280 Someone was bludgeoned.

00:42:30.240 There were multiple rapes and they send out the four-man news crew to go interview the pigs.

00:42:36.060 Yeah.

00:42:37.520 Exactly.

00:42:38.340 All right.

00:42:38.920 Next, Rainn Wilson, climate change.

00:42:41.620 This one's a personal favorite of mine.

00:42:43.400 I haven't seen much coverage of it, but Rainn Wilson changed his name to Rainfall Heat Wave Extreme Winter Wilson to protest climate change.

00:42:53.160 Which is basically still his regular name, Rainfall Wilson, and he goes by Rain for short, so he didn't even really do anything.

00:42:58.980 No.

00:42:59.720 And you'd think, you know, if you want to do something about climate change, maybe write some checks.

00:43:05.320 Hey, Rainn, weren't you on the most successful sitcom of all time, The Office?

00:43:11.100 I'm sure those residual checks are pretty steep.

00:43:14.000 Why don't you sign them over?

00:43:15.480 Sign them over to the climate.

00:43:16.920 Let's start sending them out.

00:43:18.400 No?

00:43:18.660 You just want to change your name?

00:43:19.720 Do something empty that's just a small gesture?

00:43:21.820 Yeah.

00:43:22.220 Or add middle names?

00:43:23.500 Yeah.

00:43:23.760 Not even?

00:43:24.500 You're still Rain, Heat Wave, whatever, Wilson.

00:43:27.200 And then when everyone asks, you sign Rainn Wilson.

00:43:29.300 It's on your ID.

00:43:29.920 Oh, my God.

00:43:30.500 These people are so out of touch, man.

00:43:32.160 Yo, those SAG checks, those SAG checks are coming in, dude.

00:43:35.580 Just sign one of them over.

00:43:36.580 We're not, you know, we're not, like, maybe give away season one of The Office.

00:43:39.640 Give away season two or something.

00:43:41.680 You don't have to give away every check.

00:43:43.680 But no, it doesn't matter.

00:43:45.420 It's not about that.

00:43:46.660 You still live in your cool little spot.

00:43:49.740 Enjoy it, man.

00:43:50.760 Enjoy it, Rainn, Extreme Fall, Winter Fall, Wilson.

00:43:53.760 I want to see people start using that now.

00:43:55.740 Me too.

00:43:56.340 John Kerry had a little bit of a clip talking about climate change and what needs to be done.

00:44:00.420 Yeah.

00:44:01.760 You're never going to guess how much money it's going to take to solve climate change.

00:44:05.080 Once the rules get fully worked out and everybody's in a comfort place, hopefully this will be implemented because we desperately need the money.

00:44:14.800 There is not enough money in any country in the world to actually solve this problem.

00:44:21.060 It takes trillions and no government that I know of is ready to put trillions into this on an annual basis.

00:44:29.020 That's what the scientists and the U.N. finance report say we must do.

00:44:34.780 Two and a half to four and a half trillions.

00:44:35.720 So there's not enough money in the whole world to solve it, but we're going to still try.

00:44:39.940 Yeah.

00:44:40.260 We're going to tackle it.

00:44:41.820 Trillions on a yearly basis.

00:44:44.020 Okay.

00:44:44.720 Thanks, John.

00:44:45.640 Shouldn't you be a Muppet somewhere?

00:44:47.200 Shouldn't you be in someone's hand getting puppeted?

00:44:49.580 I think he is.

00:44:50.400 Yeah.

00:44:50.960 Oh, yeah.

00:44:51.580 My mistake.

00:44:52.600 My mistake.

00:44:53.400 Yeah.

00:44:53.740 So we don't have enough money in the whole world, but we're going to try.

00:44:56.300 It's going to take trillions of dollars.

00:44:58.180 You saw how we did with Ukraine and FTX.

00:45:01.820 Trust us to launder the money correctly to make the weather different.

00:45:05.240 Yeah.

00:45:05.680 So some senator's cousin can get a $40 billion contract for green cars that never goes anywhere.

00:45:12.960 Yeah.

00:45:13.340 You know, for electric motors that they never get past the prototype stage.

00:45:17.000 Exactly.

00:45:17.620 All right.

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00:46:16.960 We are coming into our Urban Decay.

00:46:22.720 First piece of Urban Decay.

00:46:25.020 Guys, we found a Nazi.

00:46:26.820 Yeah.

00:46:27.080 We finally found a Nazi.

00:46:28.660 Here he is.

00:46:30.820 What's up, bro?

00:46:35.000 You see the statue?

00:46:39.140 I'm not allowed to say what's up.

00:46:41.020 Boy, you must not know what I would do to you, boy.

00:46:43.080 You see these statues, mother...

00:46:44.200 Bro, you're pushing it.

00:46:47.160 What am I pushing exactly?

00:46:48.740 Bro, you're about to get knocked the f*** out for real.

00:46:52.740 For what?

00:46:53.840 Don't say anything to me, bro.

00:46:55.100 You don't know me.

00:46:57.000 What are you doing with your fist?

00:47:00.920 Bro, you're really hurting my soul right now.

00:47:02.640 You might want to leave.

00:47:04.120 For what?

00:47:04.820 So they call Trump supporters Nazis.

00:47:06.660 This is what a Nazi actually looks like.

00:47:08.260 Do you guys ever hang out with people like this?

00:47:09.860 I've never seen one.

00:47:11.020 Never seen one.

00:47:11.580 Do you guys hang out with this?

00:47:12.500 Like your friend groups back home?

00:47:14.640 People in the Midwest is who you're hanging out with?

00:47:16.960 Yeah, face tat.

00:47:18.040 Yeah, this is a Nazi.

00:47:19.140 This is a white supremacist.

00:47:20.260 This, I guess, who's keeping everyone down too.

00:47:22.340 And you want to know something?

00:47:23.420 Yeah, this is the oppressor.

00:47:24.960 That's him.

00:47:25.420 Yeah, and society's geared for his success, right?

00:47:28.100 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:29.500 And he has no shirt and face tattoos.

00:47:31.400 And you know what's funny?

00:47:32.340 You know what's funny?

00:47:33.020 This is an outright, obvious, true Nazi.

00:47:36.900 And he doesn't even punch the minority.

00:47:38.940 He doesn't even attack him.

00:47:40.560 He shows restraint.

00:47:41.860 Yeah.

00:47:42.200 The Nazi shows restraint.

00:47:43.780 Yeah.

00:47:44.340 So that's who's holding everyone down.

00:47:46.320 And that's who society's built for is that guy, the dirty guy with the face tattoos, the Nazi tattoos who's been to jail and has no shirt.

00:47:53.080 And that's what I was going to say is the only place Nazis exist, like Nazis, white supremacists exist, is jail.

00:47:58.560 And you know why?

00:47:59.740 Because you get into jail and it's like 15% white.

00:48:04.580 Yeah.

00:48:04.980 And it's a lot of Mexican and it's a lot, a lot of blacks.

00:48:08.080 And you got to gain up.

00:48:08.780 So you got to squad up.

00:48:10.740 And if you get some ink, that really means you're with the squad.

00:48:14.320 So that's like the only place it really exists right now.

00:48:17.820 And then this is what happens when they get released.

00:48:19.920 They just start, I don't know, mean mugging people and not actually even hitting them.

00:48:23.900 Yeah, and they're homeless and on the street with no clothes.

00:48:26.220 Yeah.

00:48:26.360 No one wears no shirt.

00:48:28.060 All right.

00:48:28.660 Next, there was a noose found in the Obama library.

00:48:31.920 There was a noose that was found out of construction.

00:48:35.340 Construction was halted right after.

00:48:37.700 I'm assuming it's another one of those Bubba Watson scams.

00:48:42.120 Is that the right name?

00:48:42.980 Yeah.

00:48:43.740 Bubba Smollett, Bubba Watson, that you can interchange them now.

00:48:46.980 There's been enough hoaxes where like-

00:48:48.300 It's one of those.

00:48:49.120 Yeah.

00:48:49.620 And so funny thing is, it was just some like contractor didn't show up and it was going

00:48:54.080 to cost them X amount of money if we didn't get it started.

00:48:56.640 And it's like, all right, well, we could pause it really quick with a, we could make a story

00:49:00.140 out of this.

00:49:00.600 Yeah.

00:49:00.980 That's where my mind immediately goes.

00:49:02.500 And everyone gets, everyone's mad and everyone's so sad.

00:49:05.240 They have to stop working.

00:49:06.640 And everyone talks about white fragility.

00:49:09.040 You know, white fragility, oh, white people are so soft.

00:49:11.740 Oh yeah, they can't be criticized.

00:49:12.920 White people are so soft.

00:49:13.920 What's this then?

00:49:15.420 Yeah.

00:49:15.940 If that's white fragility and everyone who's white is, you know, soft and scared, what's

00:49:21.040 it called when a rope makes you stop working on the construction site and everyone's really

00:49:25.300 mad and has to take a week off and the news talks about it.

00:49:27.780 What's that called?

00:49:29.720 That's called righteous.

00:49:30.880 That's righteous by all media standards.

00:49:33.500 So yeah, exactly.

00:49:35.560 Next, the kid smokes a doink in the classroom.

00:49:38.040 Yes.

00:49:38.440 This fine young future doctor of America is lighting up a blunt in a Chicago classroom.

00:49:48.280 It's a very skinny, it's a very skinny doink.

00:49:53.580 Smoking a blunt in the classroom.

00:49:55.700 That's wild.

00:49:56.100 Just a 1.0 GPA activities.

00:49:59.440 That's what they're up to.

00:50:00.760 What is the SAT score of that individual?

00:50:03.680 It's just C, C straight down.

00:50:06.360 Yeah.

00:50:06.660 C, C, C, C, C.

00:50:07.580 So whatever one, one scantron answer gets you.

00:50:11.400 Everyone's taking the SATs.

00:50:12.700 There's one kid in the class like this, like just head down where they're like this.

00:50:18.840 I'm not taking it.

00:50:20.160 This is the start of a movie where the white teacher takes interest in you and says, no,

00:50:23.900 I'm not giving up on you, Jamal.

00:50:25.880 We're going to get through this.

00:50:27.640 And he's high like, yeah.

00:50:29.120 All right.

00:50:30.080 I've never had a teacher care about me.

00:50:32.660 But yeah, no, this is, I'm sure there's no dad in the home.

00:50:37.000 It's this kid's looking for attention.

00:50:38.960 He doesn't get it.

00:50:39.940 He's switching to negative attention.

00:50:42.000 And you know what kind of feedback cycle that's going to become.

00:50:45.540 He just figures, I'm going to be cool.

00:50:48.540 Yeah, I might as well be cool.

00:50:49.500 I may be dumb.

00:50:50.780 I definitely can't read, but I will be cool.

00:50:53.840 I will not give a fuck.

00:50:55.140 It's working.

00:50:55.840 That is very cool.

00:50:57.060 I've, I've only known kids who would like secretly smoke in high school and they would

00:51:01.880 go to their car like during lunch and then come back and be like, we'd see him and be

00:51:06.400 like, we know you're fucked up.

00:51:08.360 And it would be like very subtle and it would, it was stupid.

00:51:11.660 It was like the kids that shouldn't have been doing it and that were making mistakes.

00:51:14.940 And now they just do it in the classroom.

00:51:18.560 Yeah.

00:51:19.000 That's a, that's a level up.

00:51:20.600 What do you even do if you're the teacher?

00:51:22.480 I don't know.

00:51:23.380 Have everyone leave because the smell or you send them to the office and send them to the

00:51:27.680 office and you tell the principal, what do you do?

00:51:30.300 You smoke the blunt?

00:51:31.680 It's like, well, you're suspended for sure.

00:51:34.280 You're two weeks off.

00:51:35.340 Go do whatever you want.

00:51:36.540 Go join a gang.

00:51:37.440 I don't know.

00:51:38.080 Get out of here.

00:51:39.220 You're free to go.

00:51:40.300 There is a certain, a level of like, there's nothing to be done with someone like that

00:51:44.660 other than like some dad or a man in his life, sending him to like a hard labor camp

00:51:50.680 or sending him to like an Idaho, like, yo, get your act together, buddy.

00:51:54.460 Or like there needs to be a, a beyond scared straight, but it's not jail.

00:51:58.380 It's just the homeless street rat life.

00:52:00.240 Yeah.

00:52:00.740 You know, like go live with Mike down by the bridge for a week and see where you're headed.

00:52:04.580 Yeah.

00:52:04.960 And it's like, all right, we're looking for hubcaps today.

00:52:07.140 Then if we, if we score big, we get a catalytic converter.

00:52:10.520 Then we got to take that in a shopping cart all the way to the scrap metal yard.

00:52:13.820 That'll give us 40 bucks.

00:52:15.440 Yeah.

00:52:16.000 That's so interesting how this happens.

00:52:17.960 I feel like back when we were growing up, we had like reverence and respect for our elders

00:52:22.220 and teachers and coaches and anyone who's older than us.

00:52:25.160 Yeah, of course.

00:52:25.840 And I would be like scared to get in trouble in school.

00:52:28.700 And then now I think about the younger generations and how stupid they are and how backwards they

00:52:32.620 are.

00:52:32.800 And it's like, why would they listen to some stupid teacher?

00:52:35.540 I know she's going to tell you about her gay kid who's on puberty blockers that she

00:52:39.440 made gay.

00:52:40.200 You're like, I don't want to hear that.

00:52:41.560 I like that blunt.

00:52:43.100 So it's like anything kind of goes now.

00:52:44.980 And like, why would the kids respect anybody?

00:52:47.180 Well, and that whole thing.

00:52:48.140 I think you can't teach them anymore that lesson anymore.

00:52:50.180 Well, and I mean, this is, we know what point we're making here, but the reason you respected

00:52:55.080 your elders and the reason you had fear is because your parents had consequences.

00:52:59.960 If you did, you know, if you did not rather, uh, you had a dad who your mom would probably

00:53:05.700 be like, I don't know, this is what happened with my family, but it's like, wait until

00:53:08.860 your dad gets home.

00:53:09.720 And then you got to deal with your dad who might beat you up in case in a crazy circumstance.

00:53:14.280 It's not like there was regular abuse there, but like, you know, the threat of real action

00:53:19.900 or like all your stuff getting taken away, everything you like getting taken away.

00:53:23.260 So, uh, and then this kid obviously has a mom who probably works a shitty job and no

00:53:27.640 dad.

00:53:28.180 And yeah, there's no real, there's no real system there.

00:53:30.940 And a bunch of half brothers and sisters.

00:53:32.640 Yeah.

00:53:33.360 Yeah.

00:53:33.560 I used to get in trouble.

00:53:34.560 That's, that's exactly what it is.

00:53:35.820 It wouldn't, I wasn't scared of my teachers.

00:53:37.600 I would try to get away with what I could, but I knew if I got in trouble and then my parents

00:53:41.960 found out, then I would be in big trouble.

00:53:44.460 There was one time in homeroom, my mom used to volunteer at the high school I went to and

00:53:48.160 help in the college office.

00:53:49.420 There was one time in the homeroom.

00:53:50.860 Uh, it was like hot at the end of the year and I was like, I think I was a senior.

00:53:54.640 So I was like already done with school.

00:53:56.040 And I was like, I used to, I had a uniform and I used to roll my pant legs up to my knees

00:54:00.480 just to kind of cool off.

00:54:02.380 Just to vent.

00:54:02.920 And then like the teacher every day would tell me, roll your pants down.

00:54:05.640 And I would roll your pants, roll your pants down.

00:54:07.460 So you got to catch me on it though.

00:54:08.600 Yeah.

00:54:08.880 And then one day, instead of telling me to roll my pants down, the teacher went to the

00:54:13.200 door, open the door.

00:54:14.360 And my mom was there and she was like, come outside.

00:54:16.640 And then she was like talking to my mom and me like every day, Austin rolls his pants

00:54:21.300 up.

00:54:21.700 And I knew my mom didn't fully care.

00:54:23.660 I was already in college.

00:54:24.920 Yeah.

00:54:25.440 And, and, but she's a dangerous time when you're already let me go to college and you're

00:54:28.600 a senior.

00:54:28.940 And I was like, mom, I'm like, who cares?

00:54:31.040 It's not a big deal.

00:54:31.900 And my mom like gave me a look like this is so bad.

00:54:35.180 I'm so disappointed.

00:54:36.200 But she also was kind of like, I know this is stupid and I'm just pretending to be mad for,

00:54:40.920 for the teacher to respect the teacher.

00:54:43.060 So yeah, parents is what it is.

00:54:45.120 Parents is what it is.

00:54:46.140 That's what should make kids have a little bit of fear and respect.

00:54:49.040 Yeah.

00:54:49.540 Next Ariana Grande's brother brutally mugged in New York.

00:54:52.860 I don't know why.

00:54:54.140 Yeah.

00:54:54.280 I have no details about this.

00:54:55.660 This is the picture of him though.

00:54:57.540 That's the definition of soft target again.

00:55:01.020 Is it when your hair is like that tall?

00:55:03.280 I think this might've even been a misunderstanding and he just gave his wallet up.

00:55:07.920 Hey, you got to get back to Times Square.

00:55:10.560 Where's Penn Station?

00:55:11.600 Like, just take it.

00:55:12.620 Take everything.

00:55:13.700 Oh my God.

00:55:14.720 He runs and falls and then that's the injury.

00:55:17.440 Frankie Grande.

00:55:18.320 Yeah.

00:55:18.460 This guy was actually on Big Brother.

00:55:20.340 Oh.

00:55:21.100 And then he revealed his big secret that he was Ariana Grande's brother.

00:55:25.040 And I was like, all right, nobody cares.

00:55:26.940 You're out.

00:55:27.660 Yeah.

00:55:28.100 He did get voted out.

00:55:29.260 Rap Boy loves Big Brother.

00:55:30.600 I like it.

00:55:31.220 I don't love it.

00:55:31.920 I like it.

00:55:32.400 You watch it all.

00:55:33.700 I try to watch it once and the guy goes, it's Big Brother.

00:55:36.840 And I'm like, well, I'm not watching this.

00:55:39.180 Yeah.

00:55:39.500 Can't tune into whatever this crap is.

00:55:41.400 It's very like dystopian, like dystopia TV.

00:55:44.780 You know what I mean?

00:55:45.400 Like, whoa, will Lexi shoot the guy today?

00:55:49.300 Find out now on Big Brother.

00:55:51.780 You know, when I heard the voice, I was like, done.

00:55:53.740 Yeah.

00:55:53.860 Next, we have an update, Target shoplifting.

00:55:57.100 Yeah.

00:55:57.700 So we've obviously talked about Target in the past with, like, how good their security is

00:56:03.080 and how they basically have a police station there.

00:56:06.600 But this was a tweet that I saw.

00:56:08.300 It says, breaking.

00:56:09.580 Target says it has lost over $400 million so far this year due to an increase in shoplifting

00:56:15.040 and, quote, organized retail crime.

00:56:17.140 And that's just this year in the first few months.

00:56:20.440 So far in 2022.

00:56:21.540 This was their third quarter's earning call.

00:56:24.000 So it's through Q3.

00:56:25.760 So that's crazy if you're an investor.

00:56:29.860 Yeah.

00:56:30.760 $400 million walks out the door.

00:56:32.740 That's like the GDP of Tonga.

00:56:34.780 Did you look that up?

00:56:35.720 I looked it up.

00:56:36.460 Oh, my God.

00:56:36.760 That's right around the GDP of Tonga.

00:56:38.800 Just getting stolen from organized retail crime from one chain.

00:56:42.940 And that's like Walmart is like Dwarf's Target.

00:56:45.600 Yeah.

00:56:45.900 So, like, that's one chain.

00:56:47.540 $400 million of stuff out the door.

00:56:49.860 Yeah.

00:56:50.000 How can you have a business?

00:56:51.260 Yeah.

00:56:51.620 So I guess I'll read a couple quotes.

00:56:53.420 We know we're not alone across retail in seeing a trend that I think has gotten increasingly

00:56:57.520 worse over the last 12 to 18 months.

00:56:59.260 So we're taking the right actions, blah, blah, blah.

00:57:01.160 But this is a business headwind.

00:57:02.460 And then there's another quote in this article that says, so why are people stealing these

00:57:07.420 days?

00:57:07.800 That's a tough one.

00:57:08.900 To some degree, it's a reflection of our times.

00:57:11.220 Simply put, America's social contract is straining.

00:57:14.180 Until recently, we've been able to lay out goods, often in mammoth big box stores with

00:57:17.820 only a handful of employees.

00:57:19.340 When our social contract is strong, i.e. people are getting a fair shake, it's a model that

00:57:23.640 works.

00:57:24.220 Now it seems more people are stealing.

00:57:26.040 And our stress social contract may be capping how far we can push this.

00:57:30.360 People light technology heavy model.

00:57:32.460 Last month, Wegmans ended its scan and go shopping app.

00:57:35.160 Why?

00:57:35.820 Shrinkage, of course.

00:57:36.880 They call it shrinkage is stealing.

00:57:39.040 So it's socioeconomic issues.

00:57:41.380 Yeah, basically.

00:57:42.380 That make people steal the Xbox.

00:57:43.600 Well, no.

00:57:44.380 And I agree with them that the social contract is strained.

00:57:47.420 It's like nobody's abiding by it anymore because everybody else goes, oh, hey, that guy got

00:57:51.800 out.

00:57:52.240 This guy doesn't face consequences.

00:57:54.500 Why save up money?

00:57:55.720 Yeah.

00:57:56.460 Well, I mean, an example of us with the minibikes, we don't care.

00:58:01.080 We could have just stolen.

00:58:02.480 No.

00:58:03.040 No.

00:58:03.340 I'm saying like, we don't care.

00:58:04.980 We're not Googling to find out if this is legal or if it's whatever.

00:58:08.540 It's just like whatever.

00:58:09.820 And obviously, that's a little different than stealing.

00:58:11.500 There's a strain on the social contract here in New Orleans.

00:58:14.480 But yeah, exactly.

00:58:15.480 And it's everywhere.

00:58:16.500 And life's not easy for us.

00:58:17.940 So we got to just hit the road sometimes and ride.

00:58:19.960 Exactly.

00:58:20.520 The road's calling.

00:58:21.480 You hear that?

00:58:21.980 I do.

00:58:22.680 You hear that now?

00:58:23.720 The road's calling.

00:58:24.640 And Target's a publicly traded company.

00:58:26.320 Yeah.

00:58:26.520 So there's shareholders and their goal is maximize profit.

00:58:31.200 Of course.

00:58:31.680 And they're losing $400 million just off of stolen stuff in the first 10 months of the

00:58:36.520 year.

00:58:36.800 In a year.

00:58:37.420 Yeah.

00:58:37.860 Let me look up Target's revenue really quick.

00:58:40.180 Revenue 2021 or something just to see what they're going to do.

00:58:43.740 Yeah, smart.

00:58:43.880 Yeah, so $52 billion, revenue of $76 billion.

00:58:48.240 So it is a small piece.

00:58:53.260 But it's not a-

00:58:54.500 It ain't nothing.

00:58:55.100 It ain't nothing.

00:58:55.760 If it's $400 million and they're writing articles about it and mentioning it on their

00:58:58.540 conference call.

00:58:59.400 Yeah.

00:59:00.980 Last piece of Urban Decay.

00:59:02.860 This is a thing that you wanted to bring up.

00:59:05.460 The payday loans.

00:59:06.800 Yeah.

00:59:06.980 So last week, we talked about how the Chinese app TikTok was advertising at our young

00:59:13.420 kids, the ability to get a little micro payday loan so you can go out to dinner, get a salad,

00:59:19.480 go to the Bulls game, and then go to the barcade.

00:59:21.100 Yeah.

00:59:21.560 So go into debt, become a little debt slave to go out.

00:59:25.680 To go out and order food.

00:59:27.220 And I kind of got one-upped this week.

00:59:30.260 I'll just let it play.

00:59:31.300 If there's an app that allows you to take out money, like Cash Advance, and there's no

00:59:37.680 penalty, and there's no interest rate, and it's easy to use, would you use it or no?

00:59:41.820 That sounds like a dream.

00:59:43.440 So would you use it?

00:59:44.540 Yes.

00:59:46.300 Wow.

00:59:46.880 So the drag queens are now telling you on the Chinese app to go into debt.

00:59:51.200 To go into debt so you can go out, so you can borrow $250.

00:59:55.520 If you need to borrow $250, how about you just kind of recalibrate and think, all right,

01:00:01.240 let's stop spending.

01:00:02.320 We need to make more money.

01:00:03.920 It's like, how do I keep living my life and I don't have money?

01:00:06.900 I don't understand the thought process there.

01:00:08.560 I don't know how you get tricked by the drag queen on TikTok.

01:00:11.260 Yeah.

01:00:11.600 But some people are.

01:00:12.760 And if you are, you're probably a low IQ person anyway.

01:00:15.520 So good luck out there.

01:00:17.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:00:17.980 All right.

01:00:18.440 We are done with Urban Decay.

01:00:19.760 Isn't that dystopic, though?

01:00:20.640 Drag queen is telling you.

01:00:22.600 The gay guy in a glam woman's outfit is telling you to give up some of your paycheck next

01:00:27.960 week so you can get the money now.

01:00:29.600 To go out and do nothing.

01:00:31.540 Feels like the end times of the Roman Empire.

01:00:35.120 Exactly.

01:00:35.680 That is the end of our Urban Decay.

01:00:36.920 We are into uplifting gold.

01:00:39.120 We are in our uplifting gold section.

01:00:40.500 We have a great uplifting gold today.

01:00:41.760 Lots of things to be happy and grateful for.

01:00:43.800 No need to get depressed and down.

01:00:45.280 I don't think this was a very depressing episode.

01:00:48.020 Me neither.

01:00:48.380 I'd feel bad for a couple of people's kids and a couple of lunatic moms and a dumb kid

01:00:52.500 lighting a blunt.

01:00:53.200 But this wasn't one of our worst.

01:00:54.520 This wasn't like a...

01:00:55.440 And then the fat twin bikers.

01:00:57.340 That was like a random thing that made no sense.

01:00:59.360 Yeah.

01:00:59.620 That had no correlation to us at all.

01:01:01.500 Well, me at least.

01:01:02.580 Yeah.

01:01:02.920 Neither of us.

01:01:03.840 Yeah.

01:01:04.020 So that's weird.

01:01:05.040 First is the Elon Twitter thread.

01:01:08.220 Yeah.

01:01:08.700 This is pretty good.

01:01:09.460 I mean, Elon is just firing people over Twitter.

01:01:11.840 That's the uplifting gold.

01:01:12.880 These people have little snarky...

01:01:14.760 They're used to some weird sort of tech thing where everyone can speak out and everyone's

01:01:19.700 voice matters and they're just openly dissenting.

01:01:22.500 Yeah.

01:01:22.940 And then Elon's firing them.

01:01:24.500 And here's what happened.

01:01:25.500 Elon tweeted,

01:01:26.160 By the way, I'd like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries.

01:01:30.600 App is...

01:01:31.160 In many countries, app is doing a thousand...

01:01:34.340 Greater than a thousand poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline, meaning it's

01:01:38.160 working very hard just to show you basically the app.

01:01:40.740 Then some guy Eric says, I have spent six years working on Twitter for Android and can

01:01:44.980 say this is wrong.

01:01:46.880 And then some other idiots chime in.

01:01:49.040 And then Eric, to his many followers, goes, maybe he should ask questions privately, maybe

01:01:54.800 using Slack or email.

01:01:56.160 Goes like this, like a little snarky employee.

01:01:58.320 Like you're directly alluding to your boss.

01:02:01.240 And then some guy replies, with this kind of attitude, you probably don't want this guy

01:02:04.080 on your team.

01:02:04.780 And then Elon just goes, he's fired.

01:02:06.680 So I love that.

01:02:07.620 Yeah, me too.

01:02:08.520 I love the comeuppance.

01:02:10.000 These people are like in bizarro world where they thought they're living in this fake timeline.

01:02:16.120 And then it's like, no, this is how a real boss works.

01:02:17.980 This is how a real job.

01:02:19.000 This is how a job in 1980 would be.

01:02:20.640 This company needs to make money.

01:02:22.500 We're spending all the money on lunch.

01:02:23.860 There was another one where, yeah, he said, oh, Twitter employees, it costs more.

01:02:28.860 We have more staffers working in the cafeteria than people who eat the lunches.

01:02:32.360 And it's cost us this and that.

01:02:34.140 And then someone chimes in and goes, this is false.

01:02:37.020 I'm in charge of the eating program, blah, blah, blah.

01:02:39.520 And Elon Musk goes, we spent $13 million on food.

01:02:43.380 I can see it in our line item report.

01:02:45.260 Which is like $400 a meal or something stupid.

01:02:48.080 And our occupancy at the office was 10% to 15% because we know because the badge scans.

01:02:53.200 So it can't possibly be this.

01:02:54.580 And it's like the woman who's in charge of it is telling him how it's better.

01:02:57.840 And he's like, no, I have the numbers.

01:03:00.060 Fired as well.

01:03:00.980 She got, yeah, she put into a cannon and fired off into the ocean.

01:03:04.360 Yep.

01:03:05.240 Speaking of food, next, the groundhog eats the farmer's vegetables on camera.

01:03:09.560 Yeah.

01:03:10.160 In front of their trail cam.

01:03:11.560 Yeah, this is menacing.

01:03:12.800 The farmer's trying to, the guy's just eating it right in front of the trail cam.

01:03:19.040 Ripe tomato.

01:03:20.200 And he's staring into it.

01:03:22.180 He's eating everything he got.

01:03:23.960 This is the start of a villain timeline.

01:03:26.200 He brings his friend.

01:03:27.960 And they all just eat and look directly into your eyes while they eat your food.

01:03:31.740 Yep.

01:03:32.100 Next, the bear eats at the grocery store.

01:03:34.580 It's kind of similar.

01:03:35.620 A lot of the uplifting stuff this week is animals eating human foods.

01:03:38.680 Which I love.

01:03:39.440 Me too.

01:03:39.900 And this is in Lake Tahoe.

01:03:41.000 A bear has been coming to the 7-Eleven and Lake Tahoe to get snacks for years.

01:03:47.100 Sometimes the doors are barricaded to stop him from entering.

01:03:52.660 But most of the time, he comes in whenever he wants.

01:03:59.060 People on social media nicknamed him Boo, the bear.

01:04:02.960 Go for the Dunkaroos.

01:04:03.900 He can take whatever he wants and go out.

01:04:08.820 So can we.

01:04:12.440 I like this guy.

01:04:13.560 Me too.

01:04:14.040 He's like a, and he likes Reese's.

01:04:16.200 He knows what he likes.

01:04:18.040 He likes Reese's.

01:04:20.020 Reese's.

01:04:21.000 Reese's.

01:04:21.940 A PC of a Reese's.

01:04:23.460 Yep.

01:04:23.740 One PC.

01:04:24.220 What was that laugh?

01:04:28.200 All right.

01:04:28.920 Next.

01:04:29.460 Let's see.

01:04:29.900 The kid's going across the wire to school.

01:04:32.180 Let's go to the storks.

01:04:33.360 All right.

01:04:33.600 Let's do the storks.

01:04:33.960 We just did all the animals.

01:04:36.160 This is nice.

01:04:37.060 Yeah.

01:04:37.200 Two storks celebrating their first egg.

01:04:39.200 Yeah.

01:04:39.580 So the lady lays an egg.

01:04:41.440 They see it.

01:04:42.120 They go, oh, we did it.

01:04:43.480 What do we got here?

01:04:44.340 And then they start cheering.

01:04:48.820 Yeah.

01:04:49.880 Look how natural that is.

01:04:51.420 A male and a woman come together.

01:04:53.780 Bird.

01:04:54.740 Make baby eggs healthy.

01:04:56.600 And they celebrate.

01:04:57.560 That's they celebrate the life.

01:04:59.500 That's pretty good.

01:05:00.600 Yep.

01:05:01.520 Next.

01:05:02.100 The kid goes across the wire to school.

01:05:04.240 Going wires.

01:05:05.100 Are they speaking Spanish?

01:05:15.220 Yeah, I think so.

01:05:19.680 You know.

01:05:20.520 Yeah, they are speaking Spanish.

01:05:22.540 This is uplifting gold.

01:05:24.720 But I don't want to get negative.

01:05:26.820 And I'm over the days where I make uplifting gold actually negative.

01:05:31.060 But it's 2022.

01:05:32.740 2022, you couldn't build a bridge by now?

01:05:36.880 I think I cracked it.

01:05:38.420 All the men in this village are here illegally.

01:05:42.140 And nobody's there to build a bridge anymore.

01:05:44.260 So the girl just goes to school over a little paracord thing.

01:05:47.360 Yeah.

01:05:47.740 All the eligible, capable men who would have fixed that society have already left for America.

01:05:53.100 They already came up through the southern border.

01:05:55.100 And they're waiting on Chuck Schumer to give them amnesty here.

01:05:57.340 Because we need workers.

01:05:58.580 While this girl has to cross a bridge every, or a bridgeless river every day.

01:06:02.500 Yeah, no bridge.

01:06:03.580 All the men are here.

01:06:04.360 That's a great point.

01:06:05.560 I actually saw a meme the other day.

01:06:07.220 This might be too dark.

01:06:08.300 But it was like a colonized place in Africa where Europeans had built a bridge.

01:06:15.740 And the bridge crumbled after many, many years.

01:06:20.740 Colonialism was a while ago.

01:06:22.200 They built a bridge.

01:06:23.560 And these people were crossing that broken bridge with a rope.

01:06:27.500 So they couldn't fix it.

01:06:28.600 Same principle.

01:06:29.120 They couldn't fix the bridge.

01:06:29.960 They couldn't fix the bridge.

01:06:31.300 Guys.

01:06:31.800 But colonialism is a problem.

01:06:33.020 Yeah.

01:06:33.200 No one's got bridges, or water, or anything, or electricity.

01:06:37.420 Yeah.

01:06:37.820 Colonialism is a problem.

01:06:38.900 I'll take colonialism if I need to cross a river.

01:06:42.100 Next, this guy is the hope of the future.

01:06:45.080 Guy shows girl his Costco card at the baseball game.

01:06:47.980 Caught on camera.

01:06:51.420 She goes, wow.

01:06:54.240 Costco card.

01:06:54.960 He's got a Costco card.

01:06:57.220 Wow.

01:06:57.940 That's nice.

01:06:58.640 He can provide.

01:06:59.460 That's an exclusive club, guys.

01:07:00.860 Rappoy goes to Costco.

01:07:02.220 I joined.

01:07:02.960 It's actually funny.

01:07:03.700 I joined Costco this weekend.

01:07:05.360 Yeah.

01:07:06.440 And they do a great job of giving you all the food you could eat, but also all the sauces

01:07:10.840 you would want.

01:07:11.540 Like, Rappoy got a giant Caesar salad that can feed him for seven days, but it has, like,

01:07:15.020 five tubs of Caesar in it.

01:07:16.980 Yeah.

01:07:17.200 The dressing, which is so important.

01:07:19.680 It's like, yeah.

01:07:20.880 Costco is, like, customer first.

01:07:22.320 Very customer first like that.

01:07:23.800 And their frozen foods are top notch.

01:07:27.240 So I love Costco.

01:07:28.400 I'm a Costco guy.

01:07:29.200 I think they had a shitty mask policy for a really long time, though.

01:07:32.960 But we're past that, and they didn't lose me.

01:07:36.600 That's amazing.

01:07:38.020 Last clip, guy gets first U.S. paycheck.

01:07:40.900 This was the same guy who did the Halloween and was really happy, the Cuban immigrant who

01:07:45.260 was happy about Halloween a couple weeks ago.

01:07:47.120 No.

01:07:47.660 Remember that?

01:07:48.260 No.

01:07:49.060 Well, it was in the show.

01:07:51.560 All right.

01:07:52.000 Should I play it now?

01:07:52.700 Yeah.

01:07:52.880 Or do I need to remember and go back to it?

01:07:54.460 Do you remember?

01:07:55.040 No, I don't.

01:07:55.720 What did he do?

01:07:56.200 Oh, this is so great.

01:07:57.300 This is so nice.

01:07:57.880 I wish it was like this every day.

01:07:59.580 Oh, everyone's so sober.

01:08:00.740 I love seeing the neighborhood like this.

01:08:02.440 And he was giving candy out to the kids.

01:08:04.300 I don't remember this at all.

01:08:05.280 It was this guy.

01:08:06.200 All right.

01:08:06.680 All right.

01:08:06.960 I don't watch the podcast.

01:08:08.220 I don't.

01:08:08.860 I don't.

01:08:08.900 I'm showing his address on the internet.

01:08:24.360 Look at the taxes.

01:08:32.140 I don't know.

01:08:33.560 But I prefer that while I'm not Fidel Castro.

01:08:35.680 Fidel Castro Nope.

01:08:35.700 Fidel Castro.

01:08:36.060 He cut me anymore.

01:08:37.160 He cut me anymore.

01:08:37.480 He cut me anymore.

01:08:39.120 He cut me anymore.

01:08:41.280 Of course?

01:08:41.640 This is my first check for hours.

01:08:44.280 You feel that working every hour we're working.

01:08:46.680 That is that each hour we're working.

01:08:48.140 It's worth a difference in your life.

01:08:49.720 And that you struggle, that you know that you can struggle for something.

01:08:52.160 that's nice like every hour was important he's a legal immigrant good for him yeah we need 50

01:09:11.980 million more of those yeah sign them up yikes that's great how isn't that uplifting isn't

01:09:18.860 that nice yeah doesn't that put you guys in a good mood that's valuable that is the end of our

01:09:23.200 uplifting gold but also the end of this week's episode we have a massive bonus land coming we've

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - November 18, 2022

TRUMP OR DESANTIS ｜ CLIMATE CHANGE VIRTUE SIGNALING CHAMPION ｜ SMOKING DOINKS IN THE CLASSROOM ｜ HAPPY BIRDS LAY AN EGG

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