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00:00:46.220 Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 281 today on the show.

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00:03:43.300 Happy Tuesday, Richard.

00:03:45.000 Thank you.

00:03:45.640 Feels good to be back in the chair.

00:03:47.180 Yeah.

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00:03:52.600 All right.

00:03:52.840 We have a lot to get to.

00:03:54.700 First things first, we have a South Park update.

00:03:57.100 I'm sure you guys have seen South Park has been lampooning the Trump administration with

00:04:01.620 their new season.

00:04:02.960 I've been watching.

00:04:04.840 And we have a picture here, you know, Trump in bed with the devil.

00:04:08.720 They used a JPEG or a PNG of Trump smiling and put him on a South Park character's body.

00:04:13.960 He's in bed with the devil.

00:04:15.640 You know?

00:04:16.580 And everyone who got roasted, like Charlie Kirk and Trump and Kristi Noem, they're all taking

00:04:22.300 it pretty well.

00:04:23.260 Yeah.

00:04:23.380 Um, and I, here's the, my thing.

00:04:25.960 I thought the South Park guys were kind of more right than, than what I've been seeing

00:04:30.520 in this new season.

00:04:31.540 Keep in mind, they never said anything about Joe Biden, who was literally retarded for

00:04:36.480 years, for four years, walking corpse for four years.

00:04:38.900 They let that one go.

00:04:40.600 They skipped four years of that, but now they're doing like anti ice commentary, which is a little

00:04:47.000 weird.

00:04:47.400 And then also a few seasons ago, they were making fun of the people who were anti Maxine

00:04:52.360 during COVID.

00:04:53.180 Oh yeah.

00:04:53.920 You know, ended up a big miss.

00:04:55.360 We call that a big miss in the business.

00:04:57.020 It's a big miss.

00:04:57.860 You got that one completely wrong and you publicize, you made episodes about it.

00:05:01.980 Now it's just like your personal opinions.

00:05:03.660 You went out on a limb.

00:05:05.040 They were also big into Trump and Russia a few years ago.

00:05:08.200 They got that one wrong as well.

00:05:09.700 So they've really been off since 2016, in my opinion.

00:05:13.360 And then they took 2020 to 2024 off.

00:05:17.480 So is that an accident?

00:05:19.140 What are we dealing with here?

00:05:20.280 Are these, are they kind of in on it or are they doing stuff for the new Paramount plus

00:05:24.720 deal they got?

00:05:25.780 Which I think they got a lot of money.

00:05:27.680 It's over a billion dollars.

00:05:28.620 And I haven't watched South Park since I was like a kid.

00:05:30.760 So I can't comment on everything specifically, but the energy I'm getting from this is very

00:05:34.980 similar to the Mark Cuban thing.

00:05:37.040 I think last episode, we read a tweet from Mark Cuban.

00:05:39.240 He's like, I'm done with politics.

00:05:40.780 I'm above this all.

00:05:41.880 When like two months ago, he was doing white men for Kamala.

00:05:45.160 And so I'm feeling a similar vibe where it's like, politics is boring until Trump comes

00:05:50.940 in and then it's time.

00:05:51.920 Right?

00:05:52.360 Yeah.

00:05:53.340 That's the problem.

00:05:54.340 But it's, it's sad to see because these guys were kind of funny and I'm sure there's

00:05:58.640 still funny bits.

00:05:59.580 They don't miss completely.

00:06:00.760 But when you let the broken brain drive, you start getting crazy and you have, you go off

00:06:06.540 the road and you're only as good as your track record.

00:06:08.680 And then for the last few years, all you have is like getting COVID wrong, Trump, Russia

00:06:13.660 wrong, and now you're doing anti-ice stuff.

00:06:15.700 It's like, all I remember is the last five wrongs you had.

00:06:19.220 Yeah.

00:06:19.440 And especially when you talk about, Hey, what were the last couple big issues of the

00:06:23.260 last decade?

00:06:24.400 Let's say.

00:06:25.020 And it's like, well, COVID, they shut down everyone's businesses for nothing, forced

00:06:28.480 vaccine.

00:06:28.960 And then I think 50 million illegals are here.

00:06:31.940 Those are like the two that stand out to me.

00:06:34.600 So, Oh, and then maybe Russia, Ukraine or something like foreign wars.

00:06:38.000 Maybe Joe Biden steals an election.

00:06:39.920 We're going to take a little break.

00:06:42.500 I saw a funny tweet.

00:06:43.800 The real test for South Park is Jasmine Crockett.

00:06:46.300 But that's, that's how you get back in our good graces.

00:06:49.260 It's an easy one.

00:06:50.380 She's ghetto.

00:06:51.440 She's stupid.

00:06:52.200 And she's not well liked.

00:06:53.680 You should go roast Jasmine Crockett.

00:06:55.540 Yeah.

00:06:55.700 We're not really into politics though.

00:06:57.100 Yeah.

00:06:57.420 We're staying, we're staying up to the truth.

00:06:58.900 Yeah.

00:06:59.640 All right.

00:07:00.160 Let's get into our first real story of the day.

00:07:02.900 Trump did a peace deal between Armenia and Azerbaijan, two groups that have been fighting

00:07:07.860 for like decades.

00:07:09.460 Here they are shaking hands.

00:07:15.640 Look at that.

00:07:16.580 It gets in on it.

00:07:17.760 They're happy.

00:07:18.720 They're happy to be together.

00:07:20.020 They're friends now.

00:07:20.820 They're friends.

00:07:21.820 And I think that, you know, China, Russia, the major superpowers of the world, harder

00:07:28.220 to get them to do a group handshake.

00:07:30.600 But some of these lesser countries, they just want to get in a picture.

00:07:33.000 They just want to have fun.

00:07:33.940 Yeah.

00:07:34.180 They want to be told good job by America and Trump.

00:07:36.780 And they like it.

00:07:37.480 They're at the White House like, oh, look at that.

00:07:41.740 Oh, I know you're so-and-so.

00:07:43.120 Oh, you're famous.

00:07:43.900 Very famous.

00:07:44.580 Oval Office.

00:07:45.360 Office Circle.

00:07:46.980 And then also besides this conflict that was resolved, Trump also solved conflicts between

00:07:52.360 Thailand and Cambodia, Israel and Iran for now.

00:07:56.720 We're counting that in the solved column.

00:07:58.880 Rwanda, Congo, India and Pakistan, Serbia and Kosovo, Egypt and Ethiopia.

00:08:04.680 Okay.

00:08:04.980 So that's, he's a peacetime president.

00:08:07.680 Yeah, for sure.

00:08:08.420 And he likes to make peace.

00:08:09.460 So this is good progress.

00:08:11.020 And don't forget also-

00:08:12.360 Trade wars, not real wars.

00:08:13.660 Yeah.

00:08:14.240 And we're kind of wrapping it up with India a little bit too, speaking of.

00:08:17.500 He's doing well in the trade war front as well.

00:08:19.280 And then in just society in general, don't forget Colbert got fired.

00:08:25.040 Joy Rhee got fired.

00:08:26.140 Jim Acosta got fired.

00:08:27.260 Howard Stern got fired.

00:08:28.340 Chuck Todd is gone.

00:08:30.220 Defunded USAID.

00:08:31.540 PBS is defunded.

00:08:32.860 NPR is defunded.

00:08:34.240 Rachel Maddow took a pay cut.

00:08:36.000 Oh.

00:08:36.740 So things are going good on the leftist media front from our point of view.

00:08:40.840 Okay.

00:08:41.140 Fair.

00:08:41.520 So yeah, it's nice to list a couple accomplishments during some of the blackpilling that we've

00:08:45.900 experienced recently.

00:08:46.600 Exactly.

00:08:47.140 I'm trying to stay white-pilled.

00:08:48.660 There you go.

00:08:48.980 Uh, this next piece could be kind of a white pill too.

00:08:52.420 The Washington state voter rolls are getting redone.

00:08:55.020 Can you read that headline please?

00:08:56.260 Yeah.

00:08:56.420 Breaking Washington state has, uh, 700,000 voter registrations with no social security number.

00:09:02.540 That's nearly 20% of the entire electorate.

00:09:05.340 They've been stealing elections for a long, long time.

00:09:07.860 That's his editorializing.

00:09:09.380 And this was based off a YouTube video that basically said one out of every seven registered

00:09:14.020 voters in Washington is illegal under federal law.

00:09:17.400 And the number may actually be worse.

00:09:19.300 And, uh, I watched this video and the guy basically pulled, uh, data for the majority

00:09:25.720 of the counties and saw similar results across everything.

00:09:28.780 And it's breaking the rules of several executive orders that Trump has signed and the save act,

00:09:35.140 which has not been passed yet.

00:09:36.640 But yeah, it sounds like Washington state is giving people the right to vote if they can

00:09:42.300 present an ID or a license instead of like a social security number.

00:09:46.040 Ah, so that gets a little sketchy, obviously.

00:09:49.340 And a lot of people are saying, um, that Oregon and Washington would be pretty solid red if there

00:09:55.200 wasn't all this fraud allegedly.

00:09:57.560 Okay.

00:09:58.160 Yeah.

00:09:58.480 I can see it.

00:09:59.300 There's, uh, again, it's an example of a state being held captive by Portland or Seattle.

00:10:05.040 And then like, there's all these guys who are basically in Idaho who are like, what the

00:10:08.480 fuck?

00:10:09.040 Yeah.

00:10:09.360 What's happening?

00:10:10.320 So I mean, captive by some fat non-binaries.

00:10:12.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:13.940 Which was a tale as old as time, a tale as old as 2015 at this point.

00:10:18.640 Um, but they're also trying to get rid of mail-in voting as well.

00:10:22.280 Okay, cool.

00:10:23.120 So it's looking good on the Pacific Northwest side.

00:10:26.080 Well, if we can get them to bend the arm.

00:10:28.800 If we can do all these things.

00:10:29.900 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:30.620 So this is a directive that we need to actually finish through on because it's one of those

00:10:36.060 things where some guy, a YouTuber is looking into the stats and he's like, I'm just digging

00:10:40.520 around and I found 15 to 20% of these people don't have social security numbers.

00:10:44.440 And it's like, what's deeper?

00:10:46.400 What's the next level of these voter machines?

00:10:49.240 What really got Joe Biden elected at 3 a.m.

00:10:51.580 that time?

00:10:52.360 Yeah.

00:10:52.700 So, uh, it's the tip of the iceberg type of scenario and we got to really in the heat

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00:11:43.240 You know, illegal immigrant deportations and then voter cleanup are actually two of the

00:11:47.980 highest priority things.

00:11:49.380 Exactly.

00:11:49.940 And as we mentioned in the intro, Trump is doing a DC takeover.

00:11:55.200 In this next clip, he says that Pam Bondi is in charge of DC police now.

00:11:59.220 Uh, so today we're declaring public safety emergency in the District of Columbia and Attorney General

00:12:07.480 Pam Bondi, who's fantastic, is taking command of the Metropolitan Police Department as of

00:12:14.500 this moment.

00:12:15.100 And I'll be making the appropriate notifications to Congress and to the mayor, our new DEA administrator, who's one of the top in the country.

00:12:24.940 He better be, Terry.

00:12:26.180 If you're not, I'm going to get rid of you so fast.

00:12:28.180 Uh, so yeah, Pam Bondi is in charge of DC police now.

00:12:34.000 It's under federal control.

00:12:35.560 And this sounds good.

00:12:36.920 It sounds good.

00:12:37.740 Like, oh yeah, we got to get to stop this crime.

00:12:39.780 Um, but we're kind of cheering in a police state ran by the feds.

00:12:44.280 Yeah.

00:12:44.640 And we've talked about that on the show before, you know, a lot.

00:12:48.580 We've been like, kind of like warning about this because they'll be like, oh yeah, we got to track down all the illegals and get rid of all the black criminals and put them in jail.

00:12:58.100 And to do that, we just need to install some Palantir facial recognition technology.

00:13:03.820 Yeah.

00:13:04.040 It's like, yeah, yeah.

00:13:04.760 Get the criminals and get the illegals.

00:13:06.640 What was that last part?

00:13:07.900 Yeah.

00:13:08.120 So that's kind of what I see coming.

00:13:09.860 They're going to be, you know, maybe militarizing the police and putting in all these facial recognition AI things run by Palantir, which is not the best.

00:13:17.460 Maybe they're soft launching it with DC right now.

00:13:20.620 Yeah.

00:13:21.060 Yeah.

00:13:21.560 That's the bad dark side.

00:13:23.240 And then the good side, if, if I may, please would be showing every city and every voter in America, how easy it is to clean up a city like that.

00:13:33.720 That's very true.

00:13:34.760 If we get it done.

00:13:36.140 And, uh, he's sending in the national guard to Pete Hegseth said he was going to do that.

00:13:39.860 So there's going to be some boots on the ground.

00:13:43.100 Yep.

00:13:43.500 And I think Washington, DC, since it's not part of a state, it's its own little city.

00:13:48.740 You can kind of do it there.

00:13:49.800 Our nation's capital.

00:13:50.680 Yeah.

00:13:50.820 It's not like Gavin Newsom is going to stand up to you and say, you can't bring them into Oakland.

00:13:54.780 So DC kind of gets steamrolled.

00:13:56.480 So, but I agree with you that it could get dark.

00:13:59.300 And if the shoe's on the other foot later.

00:14:01.480 It's a little bit of a slippery slope potential.

00:14:03.480 But what you said is very true.

00:14:04.860 If Trump can fix the DC crime problem fast, everyone who lives in San Francisco and LA and New York, who's dealing with crime on a daily basis, they'll go, oh, it's actually not as hard as I thought.

00:14:16.920 It's not just living in a city.

00:14:18.220 You have to deal with crime.

00:14:18.940 I'm like, in a month, crime went down this percent in DC.

00:14:23.220 Why can't we do that here?

00:14:24.740 I'm going to vote for a red person who's going to implement something like that.

00:14:28.900 Yeah.

00:14:29.060 It's an El Salvador example in Latin America type of thing.

00:14:32.700 Exactly, bro.

00:14:33.660 We'll see.

00:14:34.160 And then we have some updates to the police commissioner of, or the police commander, I believe, of DC.

00:14:40.780 Yeah.

00:14:41.360 A commander.

00:14:41.940 He got fired because he was falsifying the stats.

00:14:45.420 Can you read that, please?

00:14:46.140 Yeah, it's been revealed that DC police commander Michael Pulliam was placed on leave after he and MPD command directed officers to downgrade felony reports and alter crime classifications, such as felony assault, deliberately manipulating data to falsely show a 26% drop in violent crime in 2024.

00:15:06.700 So they're cooking the books.

00:15:07.980 And this commander says that it was top down.

00:15:11.360 They were told to do this.

00:15:12.740 Very interesting.

00:15:14.220 Cooking the books.

00:15:15.000 And then, obviously, this is the left has been their kind of, like, resistance to it.

00:15:21.360 This guy says, crime in DC is at a 30-year low.

00:15:24.100 It's not even in top 10 dangerous cities in the U.S.

00:15:26.740 Throughout history, autocrats have used false pretext to impose government control, blah, blah, blah.

00:15:31.420 And so they cook the books, and then they use it as a talking point for why it's not even a bad thing.

00:15:37.940 That murder rate's fine, right?

00:15:39.460 Yeah.

00:15:39.820 And everyone experiences this day to day.

00:15:41.540 You've seen it.

00:15:42.180 You know it's bad.

00:15:42.900 And also keep in mind, a lot of cities aren't even reporting their full stats to the FBI anymore.

00:15:48.420 Yeah.

00:15:48.580 So when everyone says, oh, it's not a top 10 bad city, it's like, well, who didn't report?

00:15:53.240 San Fran, L.A., New York, Oakland, Baltimore, St. Louis.

00:15:57.200 So it's all, everyone's cooking the books at every level, and the numbers are still bad.

00:16:02.140 Yeah.

00:16:02.340 So not reporting and cooking the books.

00:16:04.800 And we don't know how many, and you guys have seen, we cover it every week.

00:16:08.180 There's a new city with an old lady, old white lady police chief.

00:16:12.220 You don't think they're cooking something, trying to make themselves look good?

00:16:15.680 Yeah.

00:16:16.140 So you get into the police chief's office, you're like, how do we solve the crime in the city?

00:16:19.360 Like, more patrols, more foot cops.

00:16:21.560 We make it up.

00:16:22.360 We'll just change the numbers.

00:16:24.140 It's actually a fucking amazing act.

00:16:25.820 It's like what someone in high school would do.

00:16:27.680 I know.

00:16:28.140 Let's just change the number.

00:16:29.640 You walking home with a report card.

00:16:31.400 Yeah.

00:16:32.440 Scratching up.

00:16:33.240 I think the B minus can be a plus.

00:16:35.800 Pretty much.

00:16:36.560 So we do have some DC crime stats here.

00:16:39.560 Can you read a couple of those?

00:16:41.000 Yeah.

00:16:41.380 And we showed the DC homicide rate compared to other nations' capitals last episode,

00:16:45.120 and you guys know it's bad, and it's like an all-black city.

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00:18:18.440 All the white people who live and work in D.C.

00:18:21.420 kind of go out to the Virginia area.

00:18:24.720 But D.C. had the fourth highest homicide rate in the United States in 2024

00:18:28.140 with a rate of 27.3 homicides per 100,000 people.

00:18:32.140 That homicide rate is almost six times higher than New York City's rate,

00:18:36.620 four times higher than L.A.'s rate,

00:18:40.620 and D.C.'s homicide rate more than doubles Newark's rate.

00:18:45.120 Newark? Lovely this time of year.

00:18:46.920 D.C. also beats Atlanta, Chicago, Compton, and Oakland,

00:18:49.780 which those are not some winners there.

00:18:52.080 That's like a very important to our capital city.

00:18:54.220 Yeah.

00:18:54.500 The White House is there.

00:18:55.920 Yeah.

00:18:56.380 And Trump also said some stuff about like the homeless people.

00:18:59.400 Like we're going to round them up and we're going to take care of them,

00:19:02.300 but it's going to be far away from the capital.

00:19:04.540 And that's just like such a simple thing.

00:19:06.260 Like, yeah,

00:19:06.600 we don't let homeless people sleep around the Lincoln Memorial, right?

00:19:10.520 Should be easy.

00:19:11.300 It should be easy, but for somehow it's something the left has to resist

00:19:15.380 and then something that like, that's authoritarian.

00:19:18.300 You just have to let them sleep and do the drugs right in our most prized capital.

00:19:23.100 It's authoritarian.

00:19:23.740 You have to give them needles to inject drugs.

00:19:26.300 Yeah.

00:19:26.820 We have a juvenile curfew zone that's being implemented as well for the juveniles.

00:19:31.920 For the juveniles.

00:19:32.640 And I think this was before Trump's announcement.

00:19:35.100 Yeah, yeah, it was.

00:19:35.980 So they're kind of prepping, I guess, or anticipating that Trump was going to do some sort of lockdown.

00:19:42.080 And we have a small clip here,

00:19:43.780 but this is just what it looks like when the feds roll up in these bad areas in D.C.

00:19:48.640 Oh, my God.

00:19:50.240 What the fuck?

00:19:53.040 Oh, they really hopping out.

00:19:55.420 That shit real.

00:19:58.060 They really coming to your trenches and jumping out and bagging your ass, bro.

00:20:01.880 They ain't all type of shit, boy.

00:20:03.800 What the fuck?

00:20:04.680 I like to hear him scrambling.

00:20:07.200 Yeah, very articulate young man scrambling when the feds come.

00:20:11.660 So there's pros and cons.

00:20:13.780 Hoping for the best.

00:20:15.420 Can't do a full police state Palantir thing.

00:20:17.740 But I do want to see D.C.'s crime rate go drastically down and every other city to follow suit.

00:20:24.120 Yeah, and Trump kind of loosely threatened doing the same thing to some other cities.

00:20:27.920 I think that's more of a loose threat and not really an actionable thing.

00:20:31.040 I think the president's power when it comes to the Capitol is a lot more than it would be otherwise.

00:20:36.640 Obviously, rolling up the police department to Pam Bondi is just like, okay, we can do that.

00:20:41.280 You can't really do that in L.A.

00:20:42.540 But the other part is I'd like to see one example is I'd like to see more ATF agents in some of these war-torn cities,

00:20:53.360 the parts of the cities where people have the Glock with a switch on it that goes brrr.

00:20:56.800 You know, feds, like in that case, these people are so dumb in these cities and they're the ones killing people and shooting people.

00:21:04.920 And they post a Glock with a switch on social media with they boys.

00:21:08.740 I can't have full auto.

00:21:10.320 I can't have full auto either.

00:21:12.000 And there are ways to kind of increase – like we've shown that Trump doesn't care about sending ICE into L.A. or these areas.

00:21:20.120 So there are ways to increase federal, you know, mitigation in these cities without kind of doing the overbearing Palantir Death March like you talked about.

00:21:32.220 Glock with a – imagine a Glock with an extended mag that's like this long.

00:21:37.320 Yeah, banana clips.

00:21:38.220 Banana clip shit.

00:21:39.340 And it's like not even convenient to carry.

00:21:41.580 Yeah.

00:21:42.020 And then you have full auto.

00:21:43.260 You know, special bag.

00:21:44.060 It just goes for like 30 seconds straight and the extended mag is like that long.

00:21:47.880 Yeah.

00:21:48.520 Hey, birthday is coming up.

00:21:49.920 All right.

00:21:50.880 All right.

00:21:51.460 Send it to the P.O. Box.

00:21:52.360 Okay.

00:21:53.040 Yeah.

00:21:53.640 Just kidding.

00:21:54.260 That's a federal crime.

00:21:55.180 Allegedly.

00:21:56.140 All right.

00:21:56.580 Next, we have some new horrors beyond our comprehension.

00:21:59.600 Bill Gates made some fake butter.

00:22:02.560 It looks, smells, and tastes like the butter we're all familiar with, but without the farmland, fertilizers, or emissions tied to that typical process.

00:22:11.880 And this butter breakthrough?

00:22:13.280 It's happening right here in Batavia.

00:22:15.420 In the middle of an industrial park in a suburb west of Chicago, something unprecedented is happening.

00:22:22.740 So you're using this gas right now to, like, cook your food, and we're proposing that we would like to first make your food with that gas.

00:22:31.340 The company is called Saver, and you better believe it.

00:22:35.520 Their pioneering tech uses carbon and hydrogen to make the stick of butter you see on this plate.

00:22:41.900 This is pretty novel to be able to make food that looks and tastes and feels exactly like dairy butter, but with no agriculture whatsoever.

00:22:50.200 And no long ingredient list the average person can't pronounce.

00:22:54.820 It's really just our fat, some water, a little bit of lecithin as an emulsifier, and some natural flavor and color.

00:23:01.200 How?

00:23:02.820 Yeah.

00:23:03.620 So they're making our goy feed now from something called slop water.

00:23:08.500 I don't know if you guys saw in the background.

00:23:10.620 One of the tanks is labeled slop water.

00:23:12.660 So demigod Bill Gates is giving us a slop water product.

00:23:20.040 Got to assume that's created from it and that it's not being put in it.

00:23:23.780 Hopefully.

00:23:24.300 Yeah.

00:23:24.600 Fingers crossed.

00:23:25.320 I'm not going to even try it to figure it out, but it's slop water.

00:23:27.160 But he's giving us a slop water product so we don't have to eat how we've been eating for thousands of years.

00:23:32.760 Yeah.

00:23:33.260 I appreciate that.

00:23:34.520 And this is just one of Bill Gates.

00:23:36.580 This is just one of a few of Bill Gates' projects.

00:23:39.240 Yeah.

00:23:39.480 He throws darts at the dartboard and see which one sticks, which one he can convince, right?

00:23:43.020 We can't forget that he really likes fake meat.

00:23:45.420 He really likes Maxine's.

00:23:47.340 He really likes robot mosquitoes that deliver you Maxine's.

00:23:51.980 That's one of my least favorite.

00:23:53.500 He was also talking about blocking the sun, blocking the sun out because it's bad for us.

00:24:00.220 And he's also big into harmful pesticides that he can still label organic.

00:24:05.520 So he's a busy guy.

00:24:07.120 He's got a lot of tentacles out there.

00:24:08.960 Maybe we stop taking ideas from Bill Gates.

00:24:11.920 It's like there's like a boardroom meeting.

00:24:13.060 Like, anyone have any ideas?

00:24:13.920 And he's like, what if we feed dead people to the living people because of climate change and they're already dead anyway?

00:24:22.420 All right.

00:24:22.660 I need 10 ideas on what to do with the slop water by Monday.

00:24:26.160 Feed it to the people.

00:24:26.960 Yeah.

00:24:27.260 Stupid boy.

00:24:28.060 Yeah.

00:24:28.840 Dude.

00:24:29.340 And so I don't know.

00:24:30.640 It's like it's hard to hate when you don't know the scientific mechanisms.

00:24:34.560 I just don't, like, feel as if this is necessary.

00:24:38.840 And they're talking about, oh, none of the emissions or none of the farmland, which Bill Gates somehow owns all that, too.

00:24:46.060 So none of the farmland.

00:24:47.420 But if you think about what butter is, butter is milk, salt, and you whip it up a little bit.

00:24:51.880 Yeah.

00:24:52.040 Nobody gets hurt in the process.

00:24:53.440 Like, I get it.

00:24:54.300 Bill Gates, oh, I want to make a fake ribeye.

00:24:56.180 And it's like, well, I'm not going to eat it.

00:24:57.640 But I would understand why someone's trying.

00:25:00.040 It's just fake meat and glue.

00:25:01.420 Butter, you just milk them a little and it's there.

00:25:03.500 It's so easy.

00:25:04.340 We've been doing it since 4,000 B.C.

00:25:06.800 Yeah.

00:25:07.300 So I think there's a swing and a miss on this one.

00:25:09.840 Get back to the robotic mosquitoes and hopefully you fail there.

00:25:12.800 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:13.780 Because I don't want to see that.

00:25:14.740 And there are alternatives.

00:25:16.100 Obviously, things are heading in this, like, dystopian direction where it's all fake food and you don't leave your house.

00:25:23.000 You eat the bugs in your pod.

00:25:24.500 But there are alternatives.

00:25:26.140 There's something called CSAs, which are community-supported agriculture's shares.

00:25:32.560 And basically, you just Google CSA near me and you can, like, directly go to farms and they'll give you a share of the crops, like, weekly.

00:25:40.580 And you just pay ahead of time.

00:25:42.100 So you can do, like, that for really clean meat opposite of Bill Gates and same with really clean vegetables and fruits.

00:25:48.960 So you just do local CSA.

00:25:50.600 I want to pick up this much.

00:25:52.180 You pay for it.

00:25:52.960 And then every week you get, like, a box of all the vegetables they harvested and clean meats and flowers and whatever you want.

00:25:59.800 All right.

00:26:00.000 So that's the anti-Bill Gates.

00:26:01.880 That's the fix for stuff like this.

00:26:03.840 Yeah.

00:26:04.700 To go against the agenda.

00:26:06.480 Okay.

00:26:06.860 All right.

00:26:07.180 Our next clip is another clip about how the money has gone.

00:26:12.360 Kind of a Bill Gates dream world scenario, maybe.

00:26:15.020 Yeah, definitely.

00:26:16.500 We've been talking about how the money's gone lately economically.

00:26:19.140 This guy's talking about interest rates and how hard it is to buy a home.

00:26:22.580 Me and my wife went and did the pre-approval process for a mortgage loan yesterday.

00:26:26.780 And what the fuck are you talking about?

00:26:29.440 Doesn't upset me for us because we aren't the average American family.

00:26:33.280 I work a very niche job in the oil field.

00:26:35.100 I make a very good income.

00:26:36.280 My wife is a nurse.

00:26:37.660 She does very good for herself.

00:26:38.780 And combined, we have a very comfortable living in our home.

00:26:40.760 But for the average American, this is way fucking far out of reach.

00:26:46.280 In our area, we live in East Texas, okay?

00:26:48.480 A good home is going to be at least, at least $400,000, if not $450,000 to $500,000, okay?

00:26:55.320 I tried to explain this to my mom.

00:26:56.660 She's telling me, oh, y'all just go get you a little $200,000 house.

00:26:59.560 Mama, these $200,000 houses are fucking run down shack.

00:27:02.440 We're looking at the numbers, looking at our income, looking at our credit.

00:27:04.980 And they have us at $450,000, 5% down, it's $22,000.

00:27:09.040 Thank God we got a little bit of money saved.

00:27:10.280 They have our mortgage, after PMI, after insurance, after taxes, at $4,636 a month.

00:27:20.140 What the fuck are you talking about, okay?

00:27:23.000 And the thing is, we could afford it.

00:27:25.280 We actually could afford to spend that money on a mortgage every month.

00:27:28.840 But a $5,000 mortgage?

00:27:32.180 Who are y'all selling these fucking houses to?

00:27:34.280 Because we are outliers, okay?

00:27:35.760 Not everybody is fortunate to have the jobs that we have.

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00:29:09.900 Not pretty.

00:29:10.540 You get the point.

00:29:11.100 And I think he goes on to say how much interest you pay over the course of the loan, which is obviously a lot.

00:29:15.960 I think he says they end up paying $1.6 million over the course of the loan to own the $450K house, which is not surprising.

00:29:25.500 That's how loans work.

00:29:26.640 I don't know if you guys knew that or not.

00:29:28.760 That is how loans work.

00:29:29.860 So you buy a $450K house, and over 30 years, you pay for it three times.

00:29:35.460 Yeah, $450K house, which six years ago was a $320K house, and you pay $1.6 over the course of 30 years.

00:29:44.680 And that doesn't count property tax.

00:29:46.620 But the value of the dollar will probably go way down from money printing and other stupid shit and inflation, so you're actually getting a deal.

00:29:53.280 And then that doesn't include property tax.

00:29:56.180 No, I think it does.

00:29:56.940 I think it's all included in there.

00:29:57.920 $1.6 to get a – you pay over three times the house, three times over.

00:30:03.120 Yeah, I don't want you to focus too much on that.

00:30:06.260 I know you hate that in particular.

00:30:08.200 I hate that.

00:30:08.480 Fleckis really hates usury.

00:30:09.740 He hates it.

00:30:10.440 I hate that.

00:30:11.240 But that is how it is.

00:30:13.100 And interest rates historically have been a lot higher than where they are now.

00:30:17.700 So ask your parents if they bought a house in the 80s or whatever.

00:30:20.420 They probably paid 13% or something.

00:30:23.680 But the main point of the video is Americans are struggling.

00:30:27.760 And these guys have nice jobs, and even them, a $500,000 house is almost out of reach because that's very expensive.

00:30:35.940 So if you get a million dollar house, you pay $5 million for it.

00:30:40.020 Oh, here.

00:30:41.660 Why don't you kick me in the nuts every week too?

00:30:43.660 Every Friday, kick me in the nuts.

00:30:45.800 That's what the bankers do.

00:30:47.580 But, yeah, I don't know.

00:30:48.860 And so that's kind of the point is we're still – we've talked about it before.

00:30:52.840 We're still in this.

00:30:54.040 Interest rates are going up.

00:30:55.420 House prices have – you guys obviously know where they are, but they haven't come down in reaction to the interest rates yet.

00:31:01.240 And so we're left with high house price, higher interest rate, and then affordability crisis.

00:31:06.540 And boomers are just trading houses back and forth.

00:31:08.700 While this guy with a good job in the oil field and his wife with a nice paying job are still like, do we want to do this?

00:31:15.340 Makes me sad.

00:31:17.400 Usury really makes me upset.

00:31:19.760 Well, let's move on to our migrants.

00:31:21.760 He really doesn't like when he finds out you pay three times the house price.

00:31:25.620 He really hates that at the end.

00:31:27.940 What are we doing in?

00:31:29.120 And these guys have wanted 5% down.

00:31:31.860 You know, there are some things.

00:31:33.100 5% down is not a lot down.

00:31:34.680 I know.

00:31:35.280 I know.

00:31:35.580 20 grand.

00:31:36.280 Yeah.

00:31:37.100 All right.

00:31:37.600 But, yeah, makes you want to gamble on shit coins and buy it in cash.

00:31:42.120 Makes you want to deport 50 million migrants and, like, really do things for Americans, right?

00:31:46.940 And end H-1B visas so there are more high-paying jobs for Americans that aren't going to foreign people, right?

00:31:53.080 So we bring this up in the context of the show, which is a lot of people are coming here causing a housing shortage that's, well, exacerbating a housing shortage.

00:32:03.180 We're hiring foreign laborers.

00:32:04.860 The foreign-born employment numbers are insane.

00:32:07.460 And a nice white guy like that struggling to buy a house with his gainfully employed wife.

00:32:13.460 Taking all his money.

00:32:14.360 Yeah.

00:32:14.900 And he works with his hands in the oil field.

00:32:16.680 Are you taking all of his money?

00:32:17.840 You're stealing from him?

00:32:19.320 He gets the oil out for us.

00:32:20.620 What are you doing?

00:32:21.280 Come meet me out back.

00:32:22.460 Come meet me out back.

00:32:23.380 I'm kicking you in the nuts.

00:32:24.540 Yeah.

00:32:25.400 All right.

00:32:25.880 Well, let's get down at the press.

00:32:27.180 We have a migrant section that's not going to make anybody happy.

00:32:30.260 Yeah.

00:32:30.860 First, I want to start off with a memetic Sisyphus tweet and then a story from me.

00:32:34.900 He said, went on a hike in a small state park, Bluetooth Americans, and conversations in Spanish.

00:32:40.980 Similar thing happened to me.

00:32:42.540 I went to Fort DeSoto where I caught that shark, which I showed you guys.

00:32:46.760 And I was at the beach and it's raining.

00:32:49.340 So I'm in my car and I'm waiting for the rain to stop because it's downpouring.

00:32:52.340 And I'm like, all right, when it's light rain, I'll go to the beach.

00:32:55.060 Light rain starts.

00:32:56.020 Okay.

00:32:56.600 Walk out of my car with all my shit.

00:32:58.760 The fishing rods, the cooler.

00:33:02.580 He's walking out.

00:33:03.120 I'm going to go try and catch a shark.

00:33:04.900 And then I get to the beach and everyone's fucking Hispanic.

00:33:07.740 What happened?

00:33:09.140 With Bluetooth speakers, they're all looking at me and I'm like the one white guy.

00:33:14.400 And then there's literally every single person I see is Hispanic.

00:33:18.140 Yeah.

00:33:18.600 It's actually 60 million.

00:33:19.820 And I turned around, went back to my car, drove to a more secluded area, secluded area and fish there.

00:33:27.680 But everyone was fucking Hispanic at the beach.

00:33:30.200 And they were sitting in the rain.

00:33:31.500 You're sitting in the downpour in the rain.

00:33:33.400 Yeah.

00:33:33.560 They want it more than Americans.

00:33:35.140 They want that beach more than Americans.

00:33:36.420 I thought it was going to be empty because it was downpouring.

00:33:38.200 I get there and it's a full beach.

00:33:39.720 What were you guys doing before I got here?

00:33:41.380 Did everyone, was this, are these real people?

00:33:43.140 Yeah.

00:33:43.420 I'm up in the number.

00:33:44.360 It's 60, maybe 70 million illegal.

00:33:46.200 60 million.

00:33:46.880 One third.

00:33:47.920 And we're not in Miami.

00:33:49.420 We're on the other side.

00:33:50.320 Yeah, it's bad.

00:33:51.900 So then in Ohio, people are protesting, I believe, ICE and the deportations.

00:33:56.520 And they did an eight mile long protest.

00:33:59.080 An eight mile human chain stretched down High Street from Worthington to downtown Columbus.

00:34:04.400 Today, a show of solidarity and peace, connecting people of all ages and all backgrounds.

00:34:10.640 Thanks for being with us this evening for NBC4 at 6.

00:34:13.120 I'm Kyle Beachy.

00:34:14.140 Yeah, we get it.

00:34:14.900 Eight mile long.

00:34:15.760 Eight mile long, and he said, connecting people of all ages and all I saw were boomers.

00:34:20.820 That's all I saw was old white people there feeling good about themselves for protesting ICE in Columbus, Ohio.

00:34:27.880 After literally, boomers let the country go.

00:34:31.460 I know.

00:34:31.960 I'm really starting to get resentful.

00:34:33.700 Because you go to the beach and then you think, you go boomers.

00:34:37.080 You think back and you go boomers.

00:34:39.020 And the political class, nobody explicitly voted for it.

00:34:42.060 But if there's enough of them to do an eight mile human chain, it's starting to get a little mad.

00:34:46.460 And then on their way out, the last thing they do is show support for the 60 million illegals that are here.

00:34:52.620 Donate my inheritance to the ASPCA.

00:34:56.400 Or some stupid charity on the way out.

00:34:58.880 Yeah.

00:34:59.420 Give the country away.

00:35:00.640 I saw a tweet that I really liked.

00:35:02.800 It's the guy who's like opposing and standing up.

00:35:05.500 It's a Norman Rockwell photo painting.

00:35:08.180 And he says, I don't care if they want a better life.

00:35:11.220 I don't either.

00:35:11.740 That's the thing.

00:35:12.520 Oh, they want a better life.

00:35:14.200 Go fix your own poopy culture.

00:35:16.380 Make it not based on poop so much.

00:35:18.260 Yeah.

00:35:18.800 We have our own issues.

00:35:19.920 I want a better life.

00:35:21.060 I want a great life.

00:35:22.220 I want to pay less on the mortgage than the oil field worker guy.

00:35:25.860 Yeah.

00:35:26.240 And that's the thing.

00:35:27.960 They've weaponized the empathy.

00:35:29.040 And that's basically the only argument for them at this point.

00:35:33.760 You know, we've talked about, you know, Elon or the tech guys who argue, no, we need to recruit the top talent for the H-1B, whatever.

00:35:41.980 Okay.

00:35:42.280 Let's put that to the side just for the sake of this argument.

00:35:45.200 What about all the third world hordes that came in?

00:35:48.180 And then that's the only argument that can possibly apply to them is they want a better life or they'll do the jobs that Americans won't.

00:35:56.460 And I don't give a fuck about either of them.

00:35:58.040 They want a better life.

00:35:59.200 And then it puts it back on you where it's like, you're going to take that from them.

00:36:02.560 You're a jerk.

00:36:03.440 Yeah.

00:36:03.700 Like, you're mean.

00:36:04.900 They want a better life.

00:36:06.260 Oh, and now that's still a problem with you because you're not cool with that?

00:36:10.400 You're hateful.

00:36:11.280 And then, like, it takes the attention off the actual issue.

00:36:13.900 Exactly.

00:36:14.240 All right.

00:36:14.780 Our next story is about what the Massachusetts governor is doing.

00:36:18.900 They're giving $30,000 to each illegal immigrant.

00:36:22.180 The Massachusetts GOP is criticizing Governor Maura Healy over a new report that shows shifting shelter costs to the state's home-based program.

00:36:31.460 The program provides rental assistance to migrant families.

00:36:34.700 According to the report, Massachusetts is on pace to spend $97 million on the home-based program in the current fiscal year.

00:36:43.280 The state spent approximately $9.5 million on housing at-risk families.

00:36:49.460 Massachusetts Republican Party chair Amy Carnevale released a statement following the release of the report, saying in part, quote,

00:36:57.800 As much as Maura Healy would like the public to think that she's improving the system, the data tells a different story.

00:37:05.200 And we have some more of those numbers here.

00:37:07.960 We kind of have a breakdown.

00:37:09.420 Can you give that a read, please?

00:37:10.680 Yeah.

00:37:10.900 Democrat Massachusetts Governor Maura Healy is giving $30,000 to each illegal migrant family to help them move into homes.

00:37:17.920 Maura Healy is shifting shelter costs to the state's home-based program.

00:37:23.120 The program provides rental assistance to migrant families, $30,000 in a 24-month period per family.

00:37:30.380 And then says each family also can get up to $4,000 per month in EBT cash, $500 per month for food, free health care, and free cable.

00:37:39.240 Got to give them cable.

00:37:40.160 So they can watch The Masked Singer.

00:37:42.520 Yeah.

00:37:43.100 They like that.

00:37:43.800 Other third world CBS and NBC programs.

00:37:47.800 So they're giving $30,000 to illegal immigrant families across two years.

00:37:52.640 And then you have the guy in the oil fields who's like killing himself.

00:37:55.900 His wife went to nursing school.

00:37:57.620 He's doing the oil field.

00:37:58.720 That's high risk.

00:37:59.780 And he has to pay all that money and he could barely make it happen.

00:38:03.140 Yeah.

00:38:03.620 And so that's why I think Trump, the Trump administration, send ICE where people are doing red flag stuff like this.

00:38:12.920 Like, why can't ICE go to a shelter?

00:38:15.100 Why can't ICE figure out who's living in the home base?

00:38:17.720 Give me the list of everybody in home base.

00:38:19.480 Yeah.

00:38:19.940 Where you're – I'll show you what you can spend the money on.

00:38:22.620 We're just going to put it in the database.

00:38:23.840 Yeah.

00:38:24.400 And he's handed to Stephen Miller.

00:38:25.840 Yeah.

00:38:26.000 We have some other things too that they're helping these illegals with in Massachusetts.

00:38:31.700 Monthly payments to help with rent for up to two years.

00:38:34.060 That's what we just discussed.

00:38:35.520 First and last month's rent, security deposit, and broker's fee for a new apartment.

00:38:40.320 Landlord incentives.

00:38:41.620 Home base may be used to pay landlord bonuses equal to up to one month's rent of the unit.

00:38:47.880 Home base can pay up to $5,000 for outstanding rent or utilities arrears if the debt is stopping you from signing a new lease.

00:38:56.000 And up to $2,500 in furniture is available.

00:38:59.220 So the state of Massachusetts is giving money to illegal immigrants to compete with you using your own money, using your tax dollars.

00:39:09.380 They're competing with you for similar apartments now.

00:39:12.220 Makes me want to say it.

00:39:14.020 Yeah.

00:39:14.420 And then we have a tweet here from someone named Mary on Twitter.

00:39:18.380 I just found this in the replies.

00:39:20.180 Shout out to Mary.

00:39:21.020 In November 2024, 72% of the Massachusetts voters voted for an audit of the state legislature.

00:39:29.160 Well, nine months later, they have still refused to comply and even had the audacity to tell us that it's unconstitutional.

00:39:36.180 Fun fact, the state hasn't had an audit since the 90s.

00:39:39.780 Massachusetts is the least transparent of all the states.

00:39:42.880 Crazy.

00:39:43.480 Yeah.

00:39:44.160 Very disrespectful.

00:39:45.380 I wonder why they don't like an audit.

00:39:46.800 They're giving $30,000 to migrants to compete against you for apartments.

00:39:50.720 And then they give them some furniture.

00:39:52.500 And then, oh, the migrant, they couldn't be a productive member of society in the country they immigrated to?

00:39:57.940 Oh, they got behind on their bills?

00:39:59.720 We'll take care of that for you.

00:40:00.940 Go get your next apartment.

00:40:02.880 Put on a mass singer on your new couch.

00:40:05.980 And then everyone else just, like, eats shit.

00:40:09.520 And then what happens when all these illegals get easy access to apartments?

00:40:13.320 They probably bump the rent up for everyone else.

00:40:15.340 Of course.

00:40:15.760 Because they're, like, subsidized.

00:40:16.920 That's what happened with student loan debt, right?

00:40:18.600 It's like, oh, yeah, you get government-backed student loans.

00:40:21.340 College isn't 50K a year.

00:40:22.720 It's actually 65K a year.

00:40:24.500 And then it's 70K.

00:40:25.720 And then soon it's going to be 100K.

00:40:27.140 Yep.

00:40:27.740 Very, very annoying.

00:40:29.460 All right.

00:40:29.780 So that's in tandem with, like, Section 8 and other programs that already exist.

00:40:33.980 So, like, there's multiple market forces that are using your tax dollars, market forces, in quotes, using your tax dollars to compete against you for housing, right?

00:40:42.080 And it just fucks the middle class.

00:40:43.880 Yeah.

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00:42:14.420 That's who is truly fucked by it.

00:42:16.880 Yeah.

00:42:17.580 Rich people are fine.

00:42:18.900 And that's the whole point.

00:42:19.460 Yeah, rich people are fine, and then the poor people are taken care of.

00:42:22.140 And anyone who's like a normal person, you might as well just be poor and get it for free.

00:42:26.100 Yeah.

00:42:26.800 All right, let's go abroad to the UK.

00:42:29.060 We have some updates here.

00:42:31.220 This is a scene in, I don't know if it's London.

00:42:34.680 It's in the UK somewhere.

00:42:35.860 All right, we get it.

00:42:49.960 It's all these Muslims on the streets, and they also have pride flags hanging over because it was recently pride.

00:42:55.980 Saw that.

00:42:57.000 And I was thinking, this might sound a little schizo or maybe not really doable,

00:43:01.720 but imagine if you can kind of deal with society's problems and use the Muslims as a proxy.

00:43:08.180 Okay.

00:43:08.680 Like, oh, like, yeah, we can't do pride in school anymore, and we can't really have pride parades.

00:43:13.640 The Muslims don't like it.

00:43:15.080 Yeah.

00:43:15.500 Hey, there's a little too much Jewish representation everywhere.

00:43:18.400 The Muslims, they're a marginalized group.

00:43:20.200 They don't really like that.

00:43:21.640 And then at the end, you just get rid of the Muslims.

00:43:23.780 Yeah.

00:43:24.040 You let them do all the things you want to do to fix society, and then at the end, you just deport all the Muslims.

00:43:28.940 Yeah.

00:43:29.040 It's like getting a mongoose to get rid of a cobra, but then you've got to get rid of the mongoose at some point.

00:43:34.000 Yeah, I get it.

00:43:34.600 I get what you're saying.

00:43:35.440 That's right.

00:43:35.840 It's a funny thought exercise.

00:43:37.040 I don't think it's realistic.

00:43:38.200 It's not realistic, but I don't think the Muslims approve of pride.

00:43:43.360 Certainly not.

00:43:44.320 So it's something.

00:43:46.500 There is going to be – it's going to come to a front or whatever.

00:43:49.200 Clash of the civilizations.

00:43:51.020 Yeah.

00:43:51.300 And we have a clip here of what the bus in the UK looks like.

00:43:55.280 This is in Leeds.

00:43:56.300 Everybody's Muslim.

00:44:01.460 Except for that.

00:44:02.980 There's one white guy.

00:44:04.900 Oh, poor guy.

00:44:06.100 Isn't that horrible?

00:44:07.200 They took it from you.

00:44:08.220 That's how you get like a world leader who has a dark agenda.

00:44:14.760 At a certain point, somebody who watches this and it happened to them, that's how you get someone reactionary, right?

00:44:20.880 That's a good point.

00:44:22.240 And we have some stats here from 2000 to 2024.

00:44:26.000 And these are the ramps from before and after.

00:44:29.640 Poland, 2,400 to 1,127.

00:44:34.160 Down 53% over that 24-year period.

00:44:37.960 And they obviously never took in migrants.

00:44:39.640 Yeah.

00:44:40.040 And the –

00:44:40.420 Go ahead.

00:44:41.180 The UK, 8,500 to 68,000, a 692% increase over 24 years.

00:44:48.780 So thank God there's Poland working as like a proxy or a control for us.

00:44:53.620 That's what it could have been.

00:44:55.100 Yeah.

00:44:55.600 And unfortunately, the UK gave it away.

00:44:57.800 They got buses like that and then they have ramp statistics that look like that.

00:45:02.260 And the migrants are obviously the ones doing the ramping.

00:45:05.660 And we have proof because here is what they do when they go to the gym.

00:45:08.920 This is what they're practicing for.

00:45:23.620 He's practicing.

00:45:24.860 Yeah.

00:45:25.200 And it would be –

00:45:26.360 It's funny, but it's not funny because it's very serious and you just saw the numbers.

00:45:32.960 And there's a girl next to him.

00:45:34.440 You think people are comfortable.

00:45:35.300 He probably smells like shit.

00:45:36.540 Oh, he keeps looking over at her.

00:45:37.960 He keeps looking over if you keep playing it.

00:45:40.020 He keeps looking over and it does another set.

00:45:42.500 Yeah.

00:45:42.920 Unbelievable.

00:45:43.480 And he doesn't wear deodorant.

00:45:44.760 He smells.

00:45:45.280 Even if he does wear deodorant, it goes through and it smells.

00:45:47.560 He's got that dirty shirt.

00:45:48.580 He smells bad.

00:45:50.320 To be fair, not to blow you up on the show.

00:45:54.380 But if I don't smell great, he smells way worse than me.

00:45:58.780 Okay.

00:45:59.180 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:59.660 For sure.

00:46:00.080 So it's still true.

00:46:01.160 True.

00:46:01.680 All right.

00:46:01.880 We've got our final clip of migrants.

00:46:03.500 We have a naked migrant on the bus in the UK and then some lads deal with it.

00:46:11.000 There he is.

00:46:11.600 Pants down.

00:46:12.840 Just a normal day.

00:46:13.940 Women and children.

00:46:14.780 No.

00:46:15.360 You need to get off the fucking train.

00:46:17.140 לается.

00:46:17.660 Oh yeah, fuck off.

00:46:20.180 Fuck off.

00:46:21.060 Fuck off.

00:46:22.420 Fuck off.

00:46:23.080 Who do you mean fuck off?

00:46:24.120 Fuck off.

00:46:24.760 You need to get off the fucking train, mate.

00:46:26.780 There's fucking kids about them.

00:46:28.260 My You wanna go ahead.

00:46:30.380 What the fuck right?

00:46:31.600 Get off the fucking train.

00:46:32.840 You're fucking wild.

00:46:34.080 No, you fuckingucharous.

00:46:36.300 No.

00:46:36.760 No.

00:46:36.900 No.

00:46:37.280 You fuckingwarming.

00:46:38.280 No, you fucking �.

00:46:40.400 Go.

00:46:41.300 David.

00:46:42.480 That thing that anything quick from me.

00:46:43.180 They end up stomping his dick.

00:47:00.920 They end up restraining him.

00:47:02.560 And the Anglo-Saxon has grown tired of this sort of behavior.

00:47:06.140 They were stomping his testicles.

00:47:07.900 Were they?

00:47:08.920 They were.

00:47:09.580 That one guy was kicking him right in the midsection.

00:47:11.480 All right, that's how you target him.

00:47:13.020 So people are getting mad and they're fighting back.

00:47:16.120 Yeah.

00:47:16.400 And you can't say you're surprised because of how bad it's gotten.

00:47:19.680 For sure.

00:47:20.520 All right, well, that's the end of our migrant section.

00:47:21.860 We're moving on to the final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.

00:47:24.800 Use this opportunity to go to the post.

00:47:25.960 Help us juice the alcohol.

00:47:26.700 Leave a like.

00:47:27.100 Leave a comment.

00:47:27.600 Comment again.

00:47:28.040 Then start yapping.

00:47:28.900 P.O. Box needs to be full.

00:47:30.760 Notifications need to be on.

00:47:31.740 Old episodes need to be watched.

00:47:32.900 And the link to this episode needs to be sent to the boys in the group chat.

00:47:35.680 Wow, you did it all.

00:47:37.940 Yeah, it wasn't perfect, but I did it.

00:47:40.000 All right, first things first.

00:47:42.040 Foot badminton in China.

00:47:43.500 We may have shown you guys this before, but I just want to revisit it.

00:47:47.020 It's a yearly revisit of this.

00:47:49.880 Through the hands, both directions.

00:47:54.200 Whoa.

00:47:54.980 So it comes through.

00:47:56.060 You need to kick it through too.

00:47:57.880 How could anyone ever do this?

00:48:01.220 Practice.

00:48:01.660 Like if I were to do this with you and we were going to practice until we get pretty good.

00:48:06.740 We'd figure it out.

00:48:08.040 It would take 10 years.

00:48:12.220 I could never get anywhere.

00:48:14.540 It would take a while.

00:48:15.220 But you underestimate yourself.

00:48:16.760 These are two Chinese women.

00:48:18.520 We can compete with that.

00:48:19.660 We were college athletes.

00:48:21.020 Of course we could do this.

00:48:23.480 You think so?

00:48:24.300 Yeah.

00:48:24.780 Yeah.

00:48:25.380 It would take a while.

00:48:26.940 But this thing, it's like a dart.

00:48:28.640 And it comes down and the ball side goes down.

00:48:31.280 And you just know approximately where it is.

00:48:33.620 We have better spatial awareness than these ladies.

00:48:35.740 I don't know if I have it in me.

00:48:37.280 Okay.

00:48:37.880 Maybe we'll try.

00:48:39.740 All right.

00:48:40.280 Let's move on.

00:48:41.380 How can anyone eat Triscuits when wheat thins exist?

00:48:44.900 I don't.

00:48:45.960 That's below me.

00:48:47.140 That's below me.

00:48:47.780 But Triscuits suck.

00:48:49.540 Both of them suck.

00:48:51.360 Ritz.

00:48:52.160 Ritz crackers.

00:48:52.700 Ritz.

00:48:53.040 Yeah, that's true.

00:48:53.760 Both Triscuits and wheat thins?

00:48:54.920 You're talking about pennies versus dimes.

00:48:56.940 I'm trying to make 100.

00:48:58.540 But Triscuits is like you're eating like wool.

00:49:01.180 Whatever.

00:49:01.760 Just not good.

00:49:03.440 All right.

00:49:03.740 All right.

00:49:04.040 It's your final page.

00:49:05.160 I'm sorry.

00:49:05.920 I'm actually sorry.

00:49:06.780 Please let me cook.

00:49:08.660 Next is a picture of me.

00:49:10.800 I was talking to Chinese Donut Boy, I think.

00:49:13.520 And I was going through our old texts.

00:49:15.640 And I found this picture of me.

00:49:18.320 Yeah.

00:49:19.020 This is what I looked like at one point.

00:49:21.460 And no one really, hey, is everything okay?

00:49:26.840 Hey, you want to get a haircut?

00:49:29.460 Hey, you're looking kind of crazy.

00:49:31.720 No one said anything.

00:49:33.160 I think I did.

00:49:34.340 Yeah?

00:49:34.780 Yeah.

00:49:35.120 I think I did.

00:49:36.780 This is bad, guys.

00:49:39.100 It should never be like that.

00:49:40.660 I know.

00:49:41.320 I know.

00:49:41.780 I don't know what everyone was thinking.

00:49:43.000 You made a mistake.

00:49:44.720 Yeah.

00:49:45.280 You guys were all complicit in that.

00:49:46.920 Okay.

00:49:47.840 All right.

00:49:48.440 Next.

00:49:49.020 This next story hits kind of close to home.

00:49:52.160 And some people are going to be confronted.

00:49:54.340 And it's not me.

00:49:56.220 I went to the mall the other day.

00:49:58.120 Over the weekend.

00:49:59.240 Oh.

00:49:59.460 You went to the mall the other day, too, didn't you?

00:50:02.000 Yeah.

00:50:02.340 I had to pick up a few clothes.

00:50:04.040 A few things.

00:50:04.940 And I saw you there.

00:50:06.180 What?

00:50:06.860 You did?

00:50:07.520 And I saw who you were with.

00:50:10.980 Yeah.

00:50:11.240 Who was it?

00:50:11.620 And I saw what you did.

00:50:12.640 And I filmed it.

00:50:13.720 Okay.

00:50:15.120 Let's play it.

00:50:16.320 It's you and Rob.

00:50:17.360 And you're kissing.

00:50:18.740 That's me on the right.

00:50:20.160 And that's Rob on the left.

00:50:21.220 Okay.

00:50:22.180 Thanks, buddy.

00:50:22.740 And then later, you weren't even hiding it in the podcast studio.

00:50:27.060 Oh, no.

00:50:29.140 What are you doing?

00:50:31.180 So this is what you spend your time doing, huh?

00:50:34.520 Spend your time shark fishing and making AI.

00:50:36.940 You type in two guys kissing.

00:50:38.680 Here's the pictures of the two guys.

00:50:40.400 I'm going to be like playing with dolls.

00:50:42.380 That's what you do.

00:50:43.040 And sometimes AI has standards where it's like we can't make a deceptive image that could hurt someone's credibility or reputation.

00:50:51.560 So it looks like a computer.

00:50:52.780 It looks retarded.

00:50:53.480 So I do things like make these two guys greeting each other by kissing each other on the cheek like they do in Europe.

00:50:59.300 So I try to trick the AI.

00:51:01.420 Backdoor it.

00:51:01.900 I'm not going to do that because it's reputational damage.

00:51:03.800 No, they're my friend.

00:51:05.040 Just please do it.

00:51:06.260 It's for a prank.

00:51:07.520 You're pleading with AI to do your gay end of final page of housekeeping bit.

00:51:11.780 Yeah, that's what I'm up to.

00:51:12.740 Okay.

00:51:13.500 You know?

00:51:13.940 Good to know.

00:51:14.360 I go shark fishing.

00:51:15.880 I make AI videos.

00:51:17.020 I sign up for subscriptions for Paramount Plus.

00:51:19.920 That goes dormant for months and months and months until the new South Park.

00:51:23.200 And then I go, hey, I already have that.

00:51:24.640 I already have this.

00:51:25.260 I already got Peacock too.

00:51:26.440 I'm breaking even on the Paramount subscription.

00:51:28.760 I don't remember ever using Peacock.

00:51:30.180 What did I buy that for?

00:51:31.140 A random Thursday night football game?

00:51:32.620 And it was like, oh yeah, it was that preseason Thursday night football game.

00:51:36.300 And I've been getting charged for 18 months now?

00:51:38.300 Great.

00:51:39.160 Bad.

00:51:39.440 All right.

00:51:39.940 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:51:40.860 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:51:45.620 All right.

00:51:46.240 Our first story from Cringe of the Week is the waste of money trans homeless shelter being

00:51:50.680 built in New York City.

00:51:51.860 First of its kind, as far as I know.

00:51:53.880 First one I've ever heard of, right?

00:51:55.180 Yeah, me too.

00:51:55.700 But you won't believe what they're doing now.

00:51:58.660 Now, you may remember the Big Apple dished out millions to launch safe injection sites

00:52:03.700 for drug addicts.

00:52:04.580 For example, over $700,000 went to vending machines filled with needles and condoms.

00:52:10.540 And the city paid the Pakistani government $220 million to house illegal aliens at the Posh

00:52:17.700 Roosevelt Hotel.

00:52:18.820 But now the city is unveiling its latest investment, a homeless shelter called Ace's Place, which

00:52:26.020 they're calling, quote, the country's first ever city-funded shelter dedicated to serving

00:52:31.700 and supporting transgender and gender nonconforming individuals experiencing homelessness.

00:52:38.420 And the price tag for taxpayers?

00:52:40.760 A reported $63 million per year.

00:52:45.160 $63 million per year.

00:52:48.420 And how many homeless trans people are there in New York City?

00:52:51.620 A couple dozen.

00:52:52.840 A hundred.

00:52:53.980 So say it's a hundred, which is even a high estimate.

00:52:56.660 That's $630,000 per trans homeless person.

00:53:01.080 And keep in mind, this is after spending $5 billion on illegals last year.

00:53:05.520 All that money on illegals.

00:53:07.620 And the Fox lady did a good job of listing it out.

00:53:11.540 Drug users, illegals, and trans homeless people.

00:53:15.160 That's who New York is spending on.

00:53:16.680 And I guess that's-

00:53:17.540 And criminals.

00:53:18.200 Yes, of course.

00:53:19.200 And they let them out.

00:53:20.580 And this is just a broader thing, like the Massachusetts giving the money to the migrants

00:53:25.800 still.

00:53:26.500 New York still doing the most retarded shit you've ever seen in your life.

00:53:30.120 Like these things are ongoing and electing Trump didn't stop them or change anything.

00:53:36.260 Like if you live in these states, the blue states, which a lot of you guys do, obviously,

00:53:40.120 you're trapped, your family's there, your job's there for whatever reason.

00:53:43.800 And it's like, you still gotta, you can't just coast now.

00:53:48.520 Like your state is actually doing some horrible shit.

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00:55:22.840 You have to pay income tax if you live in New York City.

00:55:24.860 It's like 3.9% from the top earners.

00:55:27.680 So you pay state tax, federal tax, and then New York City tax, and they give to trans people,

00:55:32.240 illegals, and drug addicts.

00:55:33.340 And they let the criminals go.

00:55:35.360 So what do you get?

00:55:36.480 That road, that bridge, that's $12 to cross.

00:55:39.800 Yeah.

00:55:40.160 Or you get to go in the park where there's a safe injection site and we give them the

00:55:44.100 needles to do drugs.

00:55:45.540 There's a West African guy who just got here.

00:55:47.860 And he was eating a monkey last week.

00:55:49.960 He's trying to scam you.

00:55:51.220 He's eating a monkey's arm.

00:55:51.800 Yeah.

00:55:52.140 He's in the park pulling the coins out of the fountain.

00:55:54.760 Yeah.

00:55:54.980 So all your wishes, they're gone.

00:55:57.680 Yeah.

00:55:57.800 It's going to migrants.

00:55:58.880 And like you said, Trump being elected, like you think big picture, like, oh, things are

00:56:02.760 going to go in a better direction.

00:56:04.000 A lot of these cities are actually going to get worse because they think they're defying

00:56:07.660 Trump.

00:56:08.120 Like, oh, we'll show you.

00:56:09.120 We're a sanctuary city now.

00:56:10.580 So then it actually attracts even more of the low level people.

00:56:14.740 You can't just turn this place into a mental institution.

00:56:17.300 It basically is.

00:56:18.920 Everyone's showing up already.

00:56:20.720 Yeah.

00:56:21.180 You can't just say, hey, we're going to widen it out and take anyone who's kind of talking

00:56:24.860 to themselves and eating dirt or whatever.

00:56:27.300 And all of this is pre-Mamdani Ramswami.

00:56:30.120 Yeah.

00:56:30.380 I'm sure it'll get better.

00:56:31.380 So.

00:56:32.140 Not good.

00:56:32.720 The trans homeless budget is going up under Ramdani.

00:56:36.060 All right.

00:56:36.700 Next, this WNBA player who I don't even know who it is.

00:56:40.800 Diana Taurasi.

00:56:41.720 She is a famous WNBA player.

00:56:44.100 So it's like hitting your head on the ceiling.

00:56:46.180 She's famous WNBA player.

00:56:48.540 Famous could be up here.

00:56:49.720 She's the most famous WNBA player.

00:56:51.680 She's the tallest midget.

00:56:52.800 I've never heard of her.

00:56:53.500 Yeah.

00:56:54.220 Well, before Caitlin Clark, right?

00:56:56.060 Yeah.

00:56:56.520 So she's complaining about how much she gets paid or got paid in the WNBA.

00:57:01.340 I'm the best player in the world.

00:57:02.800 And I have to go to a communist country to get paid like a capitalist.

00:57:06.560 Playing in Europe during the WNBA's offseason.

00:57:09.500 These women were going for seven or eight months.

00:57:11.440 They were chasing their value.

00:57:12.640 One time I came back and I was like, man, my parents have just gotten older and I've missed

00:57:17.820 a big part of it.

00:57:19.220 We weren't making that much money.

00:57:20.720 So generational wealth was coming from going to Russia every year.

00:57:24.660 Now we have to come back home and get paid nothing to play in a harder league in worse

00:57:29.080 conditions against the best competition in the world.

00:57:31.520 The fucking janitor at the arena made more than me.

00:57:33.700 Well, she's complaining about capitalism and going to a communist country to get paid real money.

00:57:39.300 Capitalism is getting paid what the market is willing to pay.

00:57:41.920 Pretty much.

00:57:42.740 So don't also don't disrespect the janitor like that.

00:57:46.260 Janitors provide essential services.

00:57:47.900 So if they don't do their job, the people who go to the stadium will feel the consequences.

00:57:52.800 If the Chicago Sky don't play the Minnesota Wildcats, no one really notices.

00:57:58.040 And I can tell it's not essential.

00:57:59.380 You know why?

00:58:00.020 Why?

00:58:00.480 Because it's not even the Minnesota Wildcats.

00:58:02.320 I made that team up.

00:58:03.380 That wasn't even a real team.

00:58:04.340 Well, you got me.

00:58:05.060 That's why it's not essential.

00:58:06.080 Yeah.

00:58:06.560 Yeah.

00:58:06.900 When the trash can's overflowing, people are going to notice.

00:58:10.200 It starts to smell.

00:58:11.080 Bathroom gets all stinky.

00:58:12.680 Women's bathroom, probably, more likely.

00:58:15.260 People notice.

00:58:16.260 Yeah.

00:58:17.020 And she's talking about like the business side of it.

00:58:20.080 You have to travel to get the money.

00:58:21.900 Isn't that what you do when you have a job?

00:58:23.700 You have to go to where the job is.

00:58:26.020 Yeah.

00:58:26.300 Like oil workers or something.

00:58:28.020 Honey, you're not going to believe it.

00:58:29.000 I got to go to North Dakota.

00:58:30.260 They found the largest deposit of liquid natural gas ever there.

00:58:33.760 It's paying too good.

00:58:34.900 I'll be gone for six months.

00:58:36.100 Yeah.

00:58:36.220 That's kind of an everyman thing.

00:58:38.540 Oh, I'm a crab fisherman.

00:58:40.220 Got to go to Alaska.

00:58:41.780 Guess where the crab are.

00:58:43.440 Guess where the fucking crab are, honey.

00:58:45.420 Well, that's just like it.

00:58:46.700 That's what a job is.

00:58:47.800 So if you're doing your job and you're a basketball player, you have to go where the money is.

00:58:52.100 You have to go to Russia.

00:58:53.080 Not our problem.

00:58:53.960 That's called being a man.

00:58:56.240 Get used to it.

00:58:57.340 I want to do a little test here.

00:58:59.440 No, totally.

00:58:59.860 It's like I should be getting, I should be in America comfy getting paid a ton of money

00:59:04.380 to just play one season a year.

00:59:06.140 Like everything should be this.

00:59:07.940 And it's like, well, why aren't you?

00:59:09.860 Is the NBA or WNBA making money hand over fist?

00:59:13.140 No.

00:59:13.780 Okay.

00:59:14.820 Something's not right.

00:59:15.900 Yeah.

00:59:16.380 Go to Russia.

00:59:16.940 I'm shocked to learn that Russia cares about this.

00:59:21.600 Yeah.

00:59:22.140 And that's why Brittany Griner got arrested.

00:59:23.580 She was getting her money.

00:59:24.720 She had a weed pen in Russia.

00:59:26.100 She had a weed pen.

00:59:26.680 She needed that weed.

00:59:28.020 So that's very surprising that Russia likes this stuff.

00:59:31.220 And I want to do a little test here, a little experiment.

00:59:33.140 I think they respect Amazonians.

00:59:34.580 They respect the big women.

00:59:36.040 They go, whoa.

00:59:37.900 She's six foot eight.

00:59:38.980 Whoa.

00:59:39.620 Yeah.

00:59:40.040 It's like a circus for them.

00:59:41.660 I agree.

00:59:42.320 I want to do a little test here, a little fun.

00:59:44.260 You guys can play along as well.

00:59:46.200 I'm going to name four WNBA teams and you tell me which one is the fake one to see if

00:59:52.900 people even know or care about the WNBA.

00:59:55.580 So which of the following is not a real team?

00:59:57.640 The Philadelphia Storm, the Cincinnati Bearcats, the Phoenix Stars, or the Albuquerque Heat?

01:00:06.200 All right.

01:00:06.640 Cincinnati Bearcats is just that.

01:00:08.380 Isn't that the college?

01:00:10.260 So finally, Albuquerque Heat doesn't sound right.

01:00:14.140 But it's hot there.

01:00:15.400 Yeah.

01:00:15.660 But Albuquerque, I think there's like 12 teams.

01:00:19.000 So I'm going to go with there are multiple wrong.

01:00:22.280 They're all made up.

01:00:23.420 You made them all up.

01:00:25.760 Nice job.

01:00:26.820 Well, you know what, dude?

01:00:27.900 I was thinking about this earlier.

01:00:29.340 The only WNBA stuff I know now is Caitlin Clark because Caitlin Clark is so popular and

01:00:33.180 she become all the blacks hater.

01:00:34.960 And people like Diana Taurasi who watch her get brand deals that she could never get.

01:00:40.960 And she goes, she looks at the, like she crumples up a piece of paper, throws it on the ground.

01:00:44.620 So the janitor has to pick it up who makes more than her.

01:00:47.240 But the Indiana are called the Indiana Fever.

01:00:50.400 What's the fever?

01:00:52.040 Sick?

01:00:52.700 They're sick all the time?

01:00:53.960 Yeah.

01:00:54.460 They maybe get sick.

01:00:55.200 They have a temperature?

01:00:56.000 Yeah.

01:00:56.420 Well, they're hot.

01:00:57.240 I don't get it.

01:00:58.340 So.

01:00:58.520 I don't get it either.

01:00:59.600 Stupid, stupid mascots.

01:01:01.400 Stupid mascots and too much complaining.

01:01:04.200 That's what being a man is.

01:01:05.940 Get used to it.

01:01:06.940 Yeah.

01:01:07.180 Travel for work.

01:01:08.880 Nothing's new.

01:01:09.960 You want to be a software engineer at Meta?

01:01:11.960 Guess where you're going to have to go?

01:01:14.620 San Francisco.

01:01:15.520 Yeah.

01:01:16.080 San Francisco.

01:01:17.460 All right.

01:01:17.900 Let's move on to our next story.

01:01:19.520 A girl had diarrhea so bad it crashed a plane.

01:01:22.340 Kind of.

01:01:23.820 Almost.

01:01:24.760 I had the worst diarrhea ever on a plane.

01:01:27.200 They had to land and cancel the flight.

01:01:30.460 And so she's volunteering this information out there.

01:01:32.980 The picture is her and then the toilet of a standard aircraft.

01:01:37.100 They kind of hate the picture of what happened here.

01:01:39.740 Yeah.

01:01:39.960 A United Airlines flight caused United Airlines to call off a takeoff so that the hazmat specialist could clean up her massive blow up.

01:01:49.160 I single-handedly got a flight out of Indianapolis canceled, she said to our TikTok viewers.

01:01:54.800 Why is this in here?

01:01:55.960 Just because it's disgusting and she's openly admitting it?

01:01:58.160 Well, it just shows that we're adopting Indian culture.

01:02:02.500 Oh, okay.

01:02:03.460 All right.

01:02:04.400 All right.

01:02:04.820 Who would, you can't just not talk about that?

01:02:07.940 Yeah.

01:02:08.220 I don't get the attention.

01:02:09.620 The rock-bottom attention that you're seeking.

01:02:12.060 Because, like, you're a girl.

01:02:15.120 If your diarrhea caused you to cancel the flight, that means you shit in your pants and shit everywhere.

01:02:19.380 You went everywhere.

01:02:20.400 And you had a hazmat specialist clean up her massive blowout.

01:02:24.020 And then you canceled the whole flight and then you told the world about it.

01:02:26.900 And I'm fascinated, actually, by the New York Post because the New York Post is the type of publication that'll break a story about Eric Adams misappropriating $2 billion of money to a migrant facility that nobody knew about and, like, real muckraking journalism.

01:02:41.960 And then the next article will be about a TikToker who blew out the airplane bathroom.

01:02:47.920 So, very fascinating.

01:02:49.580 And then they'll always do the euphemisms for the black criminals.

01:02:52.320 Yeah.

01:02:52.500 So, they have a range.

01:02:53.600 They're eclectic as a publication.

01:02:55.260 I don't know.

01:02:55.640 They have a definite range.

01:02:57.300 That's a good way to put it.

01:02:58.240 All right.

01:02:58.640 All right.

01:02:58.920 Our next story is a clip.

01:03:00.480 Anything like that ever happen to you?

01:03:02.000 Any blowouts?

01:03:03.720 No.

01:03:04.460 No?

01:03:04.740 When I was little one time, we were coming back from Scottsdale, Arizona, and I threw up Sprite into my own lap, and I was sticky for the whole plane.

01:03:16.360 And then when I was little one time, I ate a pulled pork sandwich that was given to us by the plane people, and that made me very sick.

01:03:24.700 But I threw up when I got home.

01:03:28.660 Okay.

01:03:29.400 So, nothing crazy on the plane.

01:03:31.280 All right.

01:03:31.680 Good.

01:03:32.320 All right.

01:03:32.680 Next, Rabbi Shmuley was attacked.

01:03:35.900 He went to an anti-Israel, pro-Palestine rally, and look what happened.

01:03:41.780 We'll be free of Hamas.

01:03:43.440 We'll be free of Hamas.

01:03:44.920 Of course.

01:03:45.460 Of Hamas.

01:03:46.540 Of the genocide of Hamas.

01:03:48.640 Free of Hamas.

01:03:49.400 We'll be free of Hamas.

01:03:51.400 I'm an American, by the way, but that's okay.

01:03:53.720 I'm Jewish.

01:03:54.140 I'm very proud.

01:03:54.840 It'll be free of Hamas.

01:03:56.420 Please, please.

01:03:57.080 You'll kill us all?

01:03:57.920 Please, please.

01:03:58.500 What happens?

01:03:59.320 Please, please.

01:04:00.120 What?

01:04:00.340 What happens?

01:04:00.600 You will run away.

01:04:01.660 Oh, you'll kill us?

01:04:02.380 You will run away.

01:04:03.400 You'll gas all the Jews?

01:04:04.440 You will run away.

01:04:06.900 So, the guy's saying, like, please go.

01:04:09.720 He's going, why?

01:04:10.320 You're going to kill all the Jews?

01:04:11.120 You're going to gas all the Jews?

01:04:12.440 He's like, please go away.

01:04:14.040 You're going to gas all the Jews?

01:04:15.600 This is a perfect example why there will never be a solution.

01:04:19.280 Yeah.

01:04:19.540 There will never be an appropriate solution because he goes, please go away.

01:04:23.060 He goes, you're going to gas all the Jews?

01:04:24.940 Zero to a thousand in zero seconds flat.

01:04:28.760 So, no one's really looking to hear the other side.

01:04:31.300 And then we'll fast forward, like, 20 seconds, and then he gets kicked, lightly kicked by somebody.

01:04:37.120 Nothing crazy.

01:04:38.040 I mean, I'm obviously not for violence, but someone kicks him in the leg, and look how he reacts to that.

01:04:42.940 Did you just kick me?

01:04:46.520 Get the police.

01:04:47.480 Hey.

01:04:47.940 Hey.

01:04:48.440 Let me get the police.

01:04:50.260 Get the police.

01:04:51.400 Hey.

01:04:52.120 Get the police.

01:04:53.140 Get the police.

01:04:54.540 Get the police.

01:04:55.560 Get the police.

01:04:58.220 Arrested.

01:04:59.140 Arrested.

01:05:00.840 Arrested.

01:05:02.760 Arrested.

01:05:03.820 Arrested.

01:05:04.740 Arrested.

01:05:05.440 You're a murderer.

01:05:07.340 You're a murderer.

01:05:08.380 A little dramatic.

01:05:10.000 You tried to kill me.

01:05:12.940 Man, not making that side look good.

01:05:15.880 Neither side coming out looking good.

01:05:17.480 Yeah.

01:05:17.920 But the reaction, hey, please leave the protest.

01:05:20.920 You're going to gas all the Jews?

01:05:22.160 And you get, like, kicked by some kid in your leg.

01:05:25.560 Arrested.

01:05:26.480 Arrested.

01:05:28.300 Just not looking good.

01:05:30.280 It's very good.

01:05:31.080 It's been cringe for a reason.

01:05:31.720 He's very good at being the victim.

01:05:33.400 Yeah.

01:05:33.760 He's ready to be the victim wherever he can.

01:05:35.880 Even if it's not there, he can extrapolate.

01:05:38.020 Don't find it.

01:05:38.800 You want me to leave?

01:05:39.780 Leave what?

01:05:40.560 The earth?

01:05:41.660 Prematurely?

01:05:42.240 What's on the earth?

01:05:43.000 What makes up 80% of the atmosphere?

01:05:44.780 Gas?

01:05:45.320 You're going to gas?

01:05:47.020 And I'm Jewish?

01:05:48.100 So you're going to gas all the Jews?

01:05:50.540 It's like, whoa, funny.

01:05:51.080 He can get there anyway.

01:05:52.000 You know, six degrees of separation?

01:05:53.440 Yeah.

01:05:53.660 Where, like, you find someone who took a picture with someone, and it's like, all right, get

01:05:56.760 the Rizler to Mussolini.

01:05:58.740 He can get anything to gas the Jews.

01:06:01.500 Any sentence you say, he'll get it.

01:06:03.760 That's so funny.

01:06:04.880 Oh, crazy.

01:06:05.980 Oh, man.

01:06:06.800 Hey, we don't want to deal with you.

01:06:08.040 Deal with me?

01:06:08.620 You're going to deal with me?

01:06:09.700 What are you saying?

01:06:10.680 You want to make a deal?

01:06:11.460 Deal?

01:06:11.840 Predatory deal?

01:06:12.800 Usery?

01:06:13.380 What are you saying?

01:06:13.920 You going to gas me?

01:06:16.140 Pretty good.

01:06:16.900 Goes quick.

01:06:17.520 All right.

01:06:17.880 We're on our next page of Cringe.

01:06:19.460 There was a swearing in, I believe, for the Marines, and it does not look good.

01:06:24.480 Is this Marines for sure?

01:06:26.240 Do you know this?

01:06:26.780 That's what it said.

01:06:27.740 All right.

01:06:28.060 Repeat after me.

01:06:28.900 I state your full name.

01:06:30.900 I state your full name.

01:06:36.240 Say your actual name.

01:06:38.220 I, Deontre Deshaun Wilson, swearly, solemnly swear, that I will support and defend my country

01:06:48.180 with the United States Marines.

01:06:51.740 Go back to the position of attention.

01:06:53.700 Repeat after me.

01:06:55.200 After I say it, then we do it.

01:06:57.780 Go ahead.

01:06:58.180 To support and defend.

01:07:01.200 Offend?

01:07:01.860 Yeah, that's what he said.

01:07:02.880 I swearly.

01:07:04.320 He just said, I swearly?

01:07:06.220 This guy's on fucking autopilot.

01:07:08.320 Hey, I guess we need some, he's cannon fodder, right?

01:07:10.940 Yeah, he's like below a grunt.

01:07:12.680 He's not.

01:07:13.400 Hey, is that a live wire?

01:07:15.180 Go touch that wire and see if it electrocutes you.

01:07:17.960 I guess this is the guy you hand the pistol and go to get the Vietnam tunnel rats type.

01:07:22.220 Yeah, he can go get ground up in Ukraine.

01:07:24.300 Like Forrest Gump gives him orders.

01:07:26.240 Yeah.

01:07:26.780 There's a hierarchy here.

01:07:28.060 So I don't know.

01:07:28.860 I'm not very bullish.

01:07:31.160 I'm not disrespecting our veterans.

01:07:33.120 We would never do that, but.

01:07:35.580 I am.

01:07:35.980 What are we looking at here?

01:07:37.600 I'm disrespecting a potential future veteran, right?

01:07:40.340 Hopefully it's like an ROTC high school thing that's for extra credit.

01:07:44.260 I don't know.

01:07:45.220 Not good.

01:07:45.800 Not good at all.

01:07:46.980 All right, moving on.

01:07:47.760 Our next clip is out of Canada.

01:07:49.760 The police in Nova Scotia.

01:07:51.940 Winnipeg.

01:07:52.580 Winnipeg.

01:07:53.160 They were doing an announcement.

01:07:54.820 One of the police officers was arrested for being high on drugs, high on mushrooms,

01:08:00.100 selling drugs, and extorting people.

01:08:02.280 And this is how they started that press conference.

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01:09:11.040 Office.

01:09:11.760 We have one item to discuss with you today.

01:09:14.700 But before we do that, I would like to acknowledge that we are on Treaty 1 territory, the home and

01:09:20.700 tradition lands of the Anishinaabe, Ojibwe, Innu, Cree, and Dakota peoples, and in the national

01:09:27.660 homeland of the Red River Métis.

01:09:29.200 Our drinking water comes from Shoal Lake 40 First Nation in Treaty 3 territory.

01:09:34.680 I'd like to now invite Chief Bowers to the podium to provide opening remarks.

01:09:40.740 So that was his whole job.

01:09:45.440 He comes first, does the land acknowledgement, where they're now thanking people for the

01:09:50.280 drinking water?

01:09:51.280 The lake?

01:09:52.020 The Indians made a lake?

01:09:53.320 I don't think they made anything.

01:09:54.900 And he's like an opener, like in a comedy show.

01:09:57.540 Like, he's the opening act.

01:09:58.860 Yeah.

01:09:59.020 And all he does is talk about the Native Americans from hundreds of years ago?

01:10:03.000 You could have a sign, you know?

01:10:05.640 You could just have a sign.

01:10:06.740 You don't need someone to come and do this.

01:10:08.860 And then, obviously, the land acknowledgement shit is just so stupid, and it's a pure virtue

01:10:13.800 signal or whatever.

01:10:15.000 But imagine actually giving advice or whatever.

01:10:17.980 Like, how many police press conferences are there over the course of a year?

01:10:22.160 Not that many, right?

01:10:23.560 Major cases.

01:10:25.240 In this instance, a cop who was corrupt.

01:10:29.240 But, like, imagine you're at this podium, and you're just going to list all the tribes

01:10:35.400 instead of being like, hey, guys, it's really hot.

01:10:37.980 Make sure you bring water bottles.

01:10:39.000 We've had a couple instances of heat stroke recently.

01:10:41.980 There's been an uptick in catalytic converter theft, so make sure you're parking indoors in

01:10:45.800 your garage.

01:10:46.740 Be on the lookout for suspicious prowlers at night.

01:10:49.180 Like, multiple items that you could be, like, warning, actually policing the community,

01:10:53.740 and instead you're rattling off a stupid fucking list of dead tribes.

01:10:59.260 Blows my mind.

01:11:00.320 Blows my mind.

01:11:01.180 But that's what they're up to in Canada, right?

01:11:02.920 Yeah.

01:11:03.440 And this guy was taking, he was extorting people, taking pictures with dead women in

01:11:06.720 their underwear.

01:11:07.940 It was a sick fuck.

01:11:08.920 Before we get to that, 300 years ago, they used to roam these lands and eat the buffalo

01:11:14.600 and catch beavers or whatever.

01:11:16.060 You're drinking waters from this lake.

01:11:17.780 Thank you.

01:11:18.880 Anything else?

01:11:20.040 So bad.

01:11:20.860 Yeah.

01:11:20.980 All right, our final piece of cringe is cringe in a different way.

01:11:24.500 It's neck snaps and head slams.

01:11:26.680 Okay.

01:11:27.300 So if you're a sensitive viewer, maybe skip this section.

01:11:30.560 It's just two clips.

01:11:31.700 This guy won a NASCAR race, and look what happened to him.

01:11:34.680 Seven career wins.

01:11:35.880 Let's go down to Mobile One Victory Lane, Dylan.

01:11:40.300 He's trying to climb on the car.

01:11:42.680 There's a giant Xfinity thing.

01:11:44.820 Oh, he went down on the cage stand.

01:11:46.660 Oh, my gosh, he fell.

01:11:47.940 He knocked himself out.

01:11:52.160 He actually is okay.

01:11:53.760 He broke his collarbone, though.

01:11:55.680 But that's a tough way to go.

01:11:57.280 Yeah.

01:11:57.740 Oh, what happened to you?

01:11:58.720 You're in the hospital.

01:11:59.640 Oh, I'm a race car driver.

01:12:00.820 Oh, did you crash going 250 miles an hour?

01:12:03.700 No, I slipped on the way out of the car after celebrating a victory.

01:12:07.780 Yeah, I was trying to drink a beer.

01:12:09.180 I just won 500 grand or whatever.

01:12:12.080 You go from top to bottom real quick if you fall.

01:12:14.320 Yeah, that wasn't good.

01:12:15.600 Let that be a lesson to all you guys.

01:12:16.880 And this is a baseball clip.

01:12:18.440 This is the head slam part of things.

01:12:23.840 Dead.

01:12:24.900 Everyone's dead.

01:12:25.920 The guy in the blue is having a seizure.

01:12:27.740 Yeah.

01:12:28.640 Not pretty.

01:12:29.740 Makes you cringe.

01:12:30.560 Yeah.

01:12:30.840 What inspired you?

01:12:31.720 Physical cringe?

01:12:32.900 Yeah.

01:12:33.600 Really, really, really bad injuries.

01:12:35.300 I'm tired of cringing at trans and LGBTs.

01:12:39.380 Okay.

01:12:40.240 And fats.

01:12:41.400 And I thought, hey, what really makes you cringe?

01:12:44.620 Bad collisions.

01:12:45.460 It's a different type of cringe.

01:12:46.740 Yeah.

01:12:47.100 All right.

01:12:47.760 Well, that is the end of cringe.

01:12:49.780 We are now moving on to Urban Decay.

01:12:54.440 All right.

01:12:54.980 Our first clip from Urban Decay is the zombie scene in Philadelphia.

01:12:59.640 Everyone is a Fent zombie.

01:13:01.120 It's like 40, 50 people all in a zombie line.

01:13:14.900 Just in the street in a zombie line.

01:13:21.960 Does it ever feel good to do these drugs?

01:13:24.440 Do you have like a euphoria and then this is after?

01:13:26.800 Or is it just you go straight to this?

01:13:28.220 I think they're having a party.

01:13:29.460 They liked it.

01:13:30.060 Yeah.

01:13:30.340 They're having a party in their mind and then they don't realize that they've left their

01:13:33.600 body.

01:13:34.100 Well, at least they're having fun.

01:13:35.700 But this one is crazy.

01:13:37.060 I mean, we've shown this before, but I don't think I've ever seen a true zombie pile like

01:13:41.240 this.

01:13:42.120 And you know what's funny is like you could wake them up a little bit.

01:13:45.740 You know, Fent people, they kind of like almost fall themselves awake.

01:13:50.340 But if someone started going through and like trying to steal their wallets or something,

01:13:54.340 which I'm sure they have nothing valuable, but the mob of fentanyl people would kind of

01:13:59.320 all start like waking up and taking notice and be like, hey, what's you doing here?

01:14:03.780 And it kind of is exactly a zombie scene.

01:14:06.420 Now you're in a real zombie scenario.

01:14:08.620 What's the difference between that and real zombies?

01:14:10.520 Nothing.

01:14:10.800 Well, you don't get, you might get hepatitis.

01:14:14.200 You don't get, you don't become a zombie or a Fent addict, but you get another disease

01:14:19.240 if they bite you.

01:14:19.960 Maybe soon.

01:14:20.900 Yeah.

01:14:21.280 Maybe soon they find a way to give you zombie.

01:14:24.660 Bill Gates is working on it.

01:14:26.100 Yeah.

01:14:26.740 All right.

01:14:27.400 Next, we have some EBT updates.

01:14:29.920 There's been some restrictions to EBT lately and people are not happy about it.

01:14:33.920 We have a clip here of abandoned grocery carts because people are getting to the checkout

01:14:38.960 and they're realizing their EBT doesn't work like they used to.

01:14:41.720 And they're just leaving the carts.

01:14:43.100 Yeah.

01:14:43.320 This is customers abandoning their shopping carts yesterday because the food stamp freeze

01:14:46.960 statewide.

01:14:48.480 And we've talked about the food stamp freeze a little bit, how different states are rolling

01:14:53.580 it out at different times.

01:14:55.200 And so this is some of the initial effect of it.

01:14:57.640 I actually don't know which state this was in.

01:14:59.520 I was trying to figure it out, but believe it or not, the food stamp people, they don't like,

01:15:03.720 they don't post their location or tell you where it is.

01:15:05.700 But I know several right-wing states and even some left-leaning states have paused it already

01:15:10.660 and people are now just figuring it out.

01:15:13.240 They don't stay up to date on it.

01:15:15.040 Yeah.

01:15:15.200 They don't do much planning, believe it or not, the EBT customers.

01:15:18.020 They find out when they get to the checkout.

01:15:19.500 Exactly.

01:15:20.100 With the shopping cart full of stuff they were trying to get for free.

01:15:22.300 And here we have a video of that, a woman realizing that the EBT food stamps doesn't work

01:15:28.460 on a lot of the favorite things she gets anymore.

01:15:30.620 What does that take, man?

01:15:34.500 So just those two?

01:15:38.000 Oh, what's that one?

01:15:39.920 Oh, my.

01:15:40.920 They didn't say this one?

01:15:45.620 Crazy.

01:15:46.360 The muffins?

01:15:47.780 That's a deal.

01:15:48.680 What is it?

01:15:50.760 Oh, my God.

01:15:52.120 That's crazy.

01:15:53.520 Not even the juice?

01:15:55.300 The juice, yeah.

01:15:56.300 No.

01:15:56.460 They didn't take the juice for real?

01:15:59.660 When they started that?

01:16:00.820 Let's do it this morning.

01:16:01.980 You get booze?

01:16:02.660 It's a deal.

01:16:03.560 I can't show you.

01:16:05.700 Brunch was crazy.

01:16:07.820 It's a lot.

01:16:08.480 It's a lot.

01:16:09.000 Everything is sugar.

01:16:10.640 Yeah.

01:16:11.860 They got 67.

01:16:14.140 So what's the recipe?

01:16:20.480 Girl, they didn't take the Reese's?

01:16:22.680 Let me see.

01:16:24.240 They sure didn't take the Reese's.

01:16:25.420 I ain't taking the juice, y'all.

01:16:26.660 Take the juice, y'all.

01:16:29.140 No juice?

01:16:30.640 What about the Reese's?

01:16:32.560 That's the level of EBT thinking that's going on here.

01:16:35.480 They're not letting you take the juice.

01:16:37.640 Reese's is probably not getting taken.

01:16:39.740 And I don't think it's really juice if it's not allowed on EBT.

01:16:43.500 It's probably 80 grams of sugar added per serving.

01:16:46.860 Grape slop.

01:16:48.260 Kool-Aid, Heisee, some sort of disgusting drink.

01:16:51.420 And keep in mind, we mentioned this before, it's supposed to be supplemental.

01:16:54.400 Dental, meaning you buy your groceries and we help you out a little bit.

01:16:59.240 Not Reese's.

01:17:00.240 We provide you with a few staples to get you off the ground, not the consumer packaged

01:17:05.280 candy king size.

01:17:07.520 Yeah.

01:17:07.860 And then you see she asks the lady working at Walmart, do you get food stamps?

01:17:12.280 And she goes, no, I wish.

01:17:15.040 Everybody wishes because it was a fucking gravy train for a long time.

01:17:18.740 And I like, I like this.

01:17:21.100 I really, this did something for me.

01:17:23.620 This makes me happy.

01:17:24.540 This gave me some sort of squirts.

01:17:26.120 Me too.

01:17:26.600 That it's going to be hard.

01:17:27.520 And you know what?

01:17:28.220 Um, you can get all the ingredients to bake yourself a cake.

01:17:32.220 You can get all the ingredients to make yourself donuts or something, but you're going to have

01:17:36.400 to work a little bit.

01:17:37.420 You got all this free time, don't you?

01:17:39.580 You don't work.

01:17:40.640 That's so true.

01:17:41.700 So you're going to have to work a little bit to make it.

01:17:43.840 It doesn't come in a nice Walmart package with all the preservatives, cinnamon rolls.

01:17:48.580 You're going to have to grind a little.

01:17:49.740 It's going to be good for you.

01:17:50.560 Yeah.

01:17:50.800 This might help you out.

01:17:51.740 This might build character.

01:17:52.760 Uh, our next clip is EBT related as well.

01:17:55.900 It's a woman taking her kids to like a concert show thing, this Hulu Hoop performance.

01:18:01.080 And they say it's because they have extra money.

01:18:03.740 They can do the experiences spelled wrong with an S.

01:18:07.580 I get food stamps so that my extra money can be spent on needs and experiences.

01:18:12.880 No food stamps, no extra money for needs and experiences.

01:18:17.720 Yeah.

01:18:18.340 And they're watching a Hulu Hoop lady.

01:18:19.640 So you subsidizing me, taking my kid to see the Hulu Hoop lady.

01:18:24.740 And she expects people to be on her side with this, which unfortunately I'm not.

01:18:30.000 I don't really give a shit what kind of concert or thing your kids can go to.

01:18:34.280 Yeah.

01:18:34.940 Um, and she said my extra money can be spent on needs and experiences.

01:18:41.220 Needs?

01:18:42.080 I think that's food.

01:18:43.800 Yeah.

01:18:44.360 And then I'm also getting this vibe, right?

01:18:46.460 Like we were talking about this before the show.

01:18:49.880 I don't think a lot of the food stamp people are like, Hey, everyone's getting good grades,

01:18:54.660 right?

01:18:55.580 Like there's not like a urgency in the household.

01:18:58.520 Like you understand mom's on food stamps, right?

01:19:01.200 Like you guys got to work hard.

01:19:02.840 You got to get as many scholarships as you can when that time comes.

01:19:05.880 And you got to do this.

01:19:07.100 It's like, I got to get the Reese's.

01:19:09.620 They got to get the experiences spelled wrong.

01:19:13.640 It's not, there's not much urgency.

01:19:15.960 And that's why I like that we're changing this supplemental nutrition program from subsidizing

01:19:22.620 lazy people's lives with candy and consumer packaged products.

01:19:26.940 That's a good point.

01:19:27.660 So I don't know.

01:19:28.900 Not a lot of urgency to get off or to get a better life or anything like that.

01:19:33.460 This is just how we live.

01:19:34.660 Yeah.

01:19:34.980 Yo, how do we make money?

01:19:36.540 Well, we don't work, but we get EBT and she gets EBT and she gets EBT and we all live

01:19:41.780 in the section eight housing and we just chill all day.

01:19:45.040 Yeah.

01:19:45.300 They took away the Reese's though.

01:19:46.860 So we got to adapt.

01:19:48.220 That's hardship these days.

01:19:49.660 Yeah.

01:19:50.120 It took away the Reese's.

01:19:51.080 It ain't easy.

01:19:52.440 And then-

01:19:52.760 We got to get actual juice now.

01:19:55.140 Yeah.

01:19:55.400 We can't get the sugar shit.

01:19:57.620 Hard times.

01:19:58.800 Yeah.

01:19:59.080 Not easy to be in the ghetto.

01:20:00.760 Yep.

01:20:01.360 And then we have some updates to section eight as well.

01:20:04.120 So obviously EBT and SNAP is being reformed and then there's some section eight changes

01:20:08.900 as well.

01:20:10.200 There are major changes coming to section eight housing starting with October 1st, 2025

01:20:14.760 that will affect millions of Americans and here is everything you need to know about it.

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01:20:24.180 Congress is planning on cutting 43% of the federal housing assistance and this will affect

01:20:29.900 millions of Americans.

01:20:32.040 Instead of HUD running that voucher program nationwide, they will send those funds to the state in

01:20:37.680 the form of block grants, which means that every state will decide how to spend those funds.

01:20:44.280 But it's a smaller armada of funds, so that means that fewer people will be able to get

01:20:48.780 the assistance.

01:20:49.300 One of the most controversial parts about this program is there is a two-year max time limit

01:20:55.480 on this program for everyone that's able to work.

01:20:59.500 Now, there is a major contract to right now, which the average family stays on this program

01:21:04.080 for about six years, even if they're able to work.

01:21:07.000 So, good.

01:21:09.120 It's a start.

01:21:10.100 And we did it with EBT, raised the age limit, raised the work requirements, doing the same

01:21:16.220 thing for Section 8 housing.

01:21:17.780 Average person on Section 8 stays for six years.

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01:22:21.180 The average ghetto lifer really milks that the entire time.

01:22:26.200 So, imagine the above average people.

01:22:28.620 Yeah.

01:22:29.020 18 years, as long as my kids are here forever.

01:22:32.260 Yeah.

01:22:32.720 So, at least that's something to maybe look forward to if it does get implemented.

01:22:38.100 Well, this is another good thing that they're letting the states have more control.

01:22:42.760 So, a state like Arkansas will tighten up and they're already cutting off EBT and they're

01:22:47.100 like, no candy, no sugar, no bullshit.

01:22:49.680 And then a state like California is going to waste the money and have to pay the difference

01:22:53.840 if they want to keep doing the inflated, stupid Section 8 that they have out of their own

01:22:58.600 pocket, right?

01:22:59.360 So, I don't know.

01:23:01.580 It's good progress, man.

01:23:03.080 It's a program that should be good and should have been meant for noble purposes and causes,

01:23:10.500 but we've become a low-trust society where people abuse and get candy and free rent and

01:23:16.380 they have kids specifically to get all these benefits.

01:23:19.960 And it's a perverse incentive system that just got ruined, pretty simply.

01:23:25.000 Very simply.

01:23:25.760 Yeah.

01:23:26.900 We're out of our EBT section, but we're still in Urban Decay.

01:23:29.940 We have some people in California and Studio City fighting back against someone who's been

01:23:34.900 stealing their mail and packages.

01:23:38.160 What's up, buddy?

01:23:39.000 You like to steal mail?

01:23:40.160 You like to steal mail?

01:23:41.360 Yeah?

01:23:41.740 You like to steal mail?

01:23:43.040 Huh?

01:23:43.420 Huh?

01:23:43.940 Huh?

01:23:44.260 You like to steal mail?

01:23:45.660 You like to steal mail, motherfucker?

01:23:48.140 Get the fuck out of here.

01:23:50.480 I'll stop you, bitch.

01:23:51.520 Yeah, go ahead.

01:23:52.140 Go ahead.

01:23:52.580 Where are you going?

01:23:53.080 Huh?

01:23:54.000 Oh!

01:23:55.760 Huh?

01:23:56.320 Oh, leave me alone.

01:23:57.440 Huh?

01:23:57.940 You like to steal shit?

01:23:59.320 You like to steal shit, huh?

01:24:00.740 Leave me alone!

01:24:03.160 Huh?

01:24:04.240 You like to steal shit?

01:24:05.340 You ain't going anywhere.

01:24:06.720 Leave me alone!

01:24:08.340 So they got him pretty good.

01:24:10.660 Offensive pepper spray.

01:24:11.920 Yep.

01:24:12.620 But in my opinion, I think California would maybe charge the pepper sprayer.

01:24:18.080 Okay.

01:24:18.620 You know?

01:24:19.020 Yeah, yeah.

01:24:19.460 Like who gets in trouble in that scenario?

01:24:21.540 Oh, this guy's been stealing our packages.

01:24:23.040 We got him.

01:24:23.780 Police, take him.

01:24:25.160 Actually, you used unjustifiable force with that pepper spray.

01:24:29.700 Now you have to go to jail.

01:24:31.260 Yeah, but does the mail thief stick around and talk to the police to make sure charges are pressed?

01:24:35.720 I don't know.

01:24:36.360 I don't think so.

01:24:37.160 But anyway, this is like a new type of crime where people are doing anything they can to get a universal mail key, like a key from a mailman that opens every box in a little specific area.

01:24:49.580 And then they're stealing mail.

01:24:51.220 So I like to see it offensive pepper spray, little vigilante justice.

01:24:55.360 You know, it's up to you to make sure your neighborhood isn't just like a sitting duck neighborhood, right?

01:25:02.440 Exactly.

01:25:02.920 This guy's not going to come back and steal from these people ever again.

01:25:06.040 I don't think so.

01:25:06.880 And so it's like you want the street rats to fear the police, which that police fear is kind of at an all time low.

01:25:13.020 But there's a second prong, which is just the citizens, the civilians of the neighborhood fighting back.

01:25:19.200 Offensive pepper spray, guy's stupid outfit, just getting beat to shit.

01:25:23.000 Thought he was stealing like credit cards and stuff that he was going to scam on.

01:25:27.120 And I love to see people fight back, right?

01:25:29.300 Me too.

01:25:30.400 Our next clip is not people fighting back.

01:25:32.440 It's people fighting each other.

01:25:34.100 This happened at a gas station.

01:25:35.600 And look what happens at the end.

01:25:36.780 I think the girls were stealing, right?

01:25:56.100 Hey, yo!

01:25:57.660 Hey, yo!

01:26:00.140 Hey, get off here!

01:26:02.600 Get off!

01:26:05.500 Get off here!

01:26:06.780 No, I ain't don't get off here!

01:26:11.220 You on women!

01:26:13.500 You on women!

01:26:15.520 You on women!

01:26:17.540 You on women!

01:26:19.420 You on women, bro!

01:26:21.600 You on women!

01:26:22.860 So the guard was attacked by that guy because he put his hands on a woman who he was trying to stop from stealing.

01:26:29.800 Yeah.

01:26:30.340 So this guy attacked him.

01:26:31.860 And then at the end, you can hear him saying, you on women, bro.

01:26:34.860 You on women.

01:26:35.640 So they have standards all of a sudden.

01:26:37.620 So there is morality somewhere.

01:26:39.960 And it falls just short of stealing.

01:26:43.500 But it does take effect when you're putting hands on women.

01:26:47.320 So stealing is underneath his moral radar.

01:26:49.880 But putting your hands on women, that's when he has to attack a security guard.

01:26:53.780 Yeah.

01:26:54.040 So they have, like, some sort of moral code.

01:26:56.700 And then a cop breaks it.

01:26:57.820 It's like Dexter.

01:26:58.960 Yeah.

01:26:59.260 Like, oh, I kill, but I only kill serial killers.

01:27:02.360 It's like, and then the baseline assumption is, well, everybody steal.

01:27:05.900 And then the moral code is on top of that.

01:27:08.380 And then what is the police guy?

01:27:10.420 Doesn't arrest this guy?

01:27:11.580 Is he, like, a highway patrol or something who doesn't really have convenience store jurisdiction?

01:27:15.720 He might just have fatigue.

01:27:17.340 Yeah.

01:27:17.580 I don't know.

01:27:18.620 I don't know what happened there.

01:27:19.780 But thankfully he was there, I guess.

01:27:21.920 Yeah.

01:27:22.360 And the security guard is kind of risking his life for this shit.

01:27:25.000 I know.

01:27:26.020 I know.

01:27:26.500 He gets way less than the cop gets.

01:27:28.000 And we were talking about this before the show.

01:27:30.680 You know how black people don't really like gay shit?

01:27:34.920 Yeah.

01:27:35.580 So they have, like, that intolerance switch in their head of, like, things that they don't really tolerate.

01:27:41.680 But they don't ever use that for crime or being disrespectful or speaking correctly or knowing how to read or knowing how to do math or knowing how to work and not take EBT.

01:27:54.680 We know there's things they cannot accept.

01:27:56.660 Yeah.

01:27:56.980 Like, nah, miss me with that gay shit.

01:27:59.120 Yeah.

01:27:59.680 But then when it comes to, like, crime or, like, shooting up the block, it's, like, no snitching still.

01:28:04.320 Yeah.

01:28:04.900 So that's part of their moral code, too, that we're learning about.

01:28:07.260 It's interesting.

01:28:08.280 Everybody steal.

01:28:09.720 No snitching.

01:28:11.320 Take your hands off her.

01:28:12.620 There's, like, a weird pyramid of facts.

01:28:15.240 And it's not consistent.

01:28:16.920 Not at all.

01:28:17.300 It's all just independent.

01:28:18.740 You can't put your hands on a woman.

01:28:20.100 But you can steal all the time.

01:28:22.300 And if you get your hands on a woman while she's stealing, the person with the hands on the woman is the problem.

01:28:26.660 Exactly.

01:28:27.620 It's tough to keep up.

01:28:29.080 No.

01:28:30.100 They just like stealing.

01:28:31.840 Yeah.

01:28:32.380 It's actually easy.

01:28:33.660 Everybody steal.

01:28:34.500 Everybody steal.

01:28:35.280 That's the new baseline assumption.

01:28:36.800 And then, like, EBT is almost like...

01:28:39.560 Everybody scam.

01:28:40.740 ...government stealing in a way.

01:28:42.460 Yeah.

01:28:42.480 Where it's like, all right, instead of stealing, just use this fake money credit card, and you can take it for free.

01:28:47.120 There's stealing, and then there's finessing.

01:28:49.200 Yeah.

01:28:49.440 And the lines are blurred on both of those, for sure.

01:28:51.700 Very true.

01:28:52.340 All right, our last clip of Urban Decay is this confrontation in the hospital.

01:28:57.220 This is another security guard clip, and so we just wanted to show you a tale of both security guards.

01:29:03.440 But this is led by either a doctor or a male nurse confronting an aggressive patient.

01:29:09.740 Outside.

01:29:10.100 Shit-ass nigga.

01:29:10.900 Outside.

01:29:11.440 What the fuck you want?

01:29:12.320 Outside.

01:29:12.980 You tripping.

01:29:13.400 What you saying?

01:29:14.060 And you about to get distraught.

01:29:14.960 I said you can't talk shit to the staff, Doc.

01:29:17.220 Outside.

01:29:17.740 You come here all the time, you're fucking high.

01:29:19.340 You talk shit to people, Doc.

01:29:20.560 I don't give a fuck to you, Doc.

01:29:22.440 I swear to God, I train for this shit every day.

01:29:25.620 Get the fuck out of here.

01:29:29.300 I need you to stay outside.

01:29:31.620 You're going to get arrested, Doc.

01:29:32.820 I need you to stay outside.

01:29:34.320 You're going to get arrested, dude.

01:29:35.340 Say something else, Doc.

01:29:36.480 I need you to stay outside.

01:29:38.940 Say something else, diane.

01:29:41.060 Say something else, diane.

01:29:42.840 Say something else, diane.

01:29:44.160 Say something else, diane.

01:29:45.680 Hit your ass, n***a.

01:29:47.760 Say something else.

01:29:48.680 Say something else.

01:29:49.420 Say something else.

01:29:50.240 So you get the point.

01:29:51.060 The two men are having a conversation and about to square off, and there's a yapping, diminutive woman security guard who's saying, get out, get out.

01:30:00.800 That's her job.

01:30:01.780 She's the one in uniform, and he looks right past her.

01:30:05.340 Maybe hire a muscle-bound security guard who can actually do something.

01:30:09.200 Someone with a gun on their hip.

01:30:10.600 Yeah, not a tiny woman who gets looked past by the drug addict who acts out, right?

01:30:16.780 Yeah.

01:30:17.300 So it's more scenes from the ER.

01:30:19.760 It's just a place for, I guess, violent blacks and illegal immigrants.

01:30:24.660 We've come a long way from, oh, yeah, and then here's an overweight, fat white woman.

01:30:28.960 It's like it's kind of the bad setup.

01:30:31.000 You see this?

01:30:31.520 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:32.220 Poor lady.

01:30:32.780 I don't want to put her on blast because she's just there.

01:30:36.160 But, you know, fat white woman, illegals, drug addicts, a lady security guard who shouldn't be there.

01:30:42.720 We've come a long way from the ER of 1990 that was on TV for 10 seasons.

01:30:48.600 Yeah, what was that one show?

01:30:50.100 Oh, The Handsome Doctor in ER.

01:30:53.900 Grey's Anatomy.

01:30:54.940 Yeah, and then Katherine Heigl's here.

01:30:57.180 Yeah, all these doctor dramas.

01:30:58.520 And really, it's like drug addicts trying to steal pills and getting off their methadone and freaking out on a male nurse.

01:31:06.420 It's like MRSA.

01:31:07.300 Yeah.

01:31:07.500 They have like staph infections in like injection wounds.

01:31:10.700 Antibiotic drug resistant tuberculosis.

01:31:13.480 And it's like, we got to figure this out like an episode of House.

01:31:17.320 We got to figure this out.

01:31:18.440 It's like tuberculosis again.

01:31:20.740 MRSA again.

01:31:22.180 He got bit by a homeless guy.

01:31:24.340 He's bleeding.

01:31:25.440 He needs stitches.

01:31:26.800 All right.

01:31:27.320 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:31:28.840 Moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:31:30.440 And we do have Uplifting stuff.

01:31:32.460 Okay.

01:31:33.320 First is this fat guy in the white shirt.

01:31:37.760 No, the blue shirt has a tough ride on this carnival ride.

01:31:42.280 You see him in the blue?

01:31:44.080 Yeah.

01:31:44.540 He's too fat for this ride.

01:31:46.100 He can't hold himself down.

01:31:47.440 Oh, he jiggled his shit.

01:31:48.640 But he's landing on people.

01:31:52.100 Oh, his arm's fucked.

01:31:53.320 His pants are falling down.

01:31:55.620 Oh, no.

01:31:56.100 He's trying to hold on to his friend now.

01:31:59.380 You know, the ride's not for everybody.

01:32:01.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:32:02.200 But look at the ride.

01:32:03.040 Who's on that?

01:32:03.640 All illegals?

01:32:04.600 Yeah, this is pretty much 100% illegals.

01:32:06.320 It's like, oh, where does this take place?

01:32:07.920 Is this in Mexico City?

01:32:09.260 No, probably San Diego.

01:32:11.180 It's Wisconsin.

01:32:12.040 Yeah.

01:32:13.460 All right.

01:32:14.160 Next, this guy is really impressive.

01:32:16.340 He looks like, I think he's a musical genius or something.

01:32:19.000 He's talking about how to operate in a metronome.

01:32:22.000 That's 240 beat metronome.

01:32:25.320 That's about 400 meter pace.

01:32:27.340 I'm just going to hit that pace.

01:32:28.840 I'm going to head over foot and double down.

01:32:31.620 Holding them so I don't spill the drink.

01:32:33.740 Blue caps are up.

01:32:50.160 He lost it, then.

01:32:52.000 That was pretty good.

01:32:55.660 All right.

01:32:55.940 I see the vision.

01:32:56.780 I get why it's an uplifting gold.

01:32:58.600 He's got something going on there.

01:33:00.260 This is what you're scrolling.

01:33:01.340 This is what you're looking at.

01:33:02.340 He's up to something.

01:33:03.280 Yeah.

01:33:03.800 All right.

01:33:04.120 Next is a crazy story.

01:33:05.740 There is a group of people here fishing in Philadelphia, and they catch a gator.

01:33:11.260 Yo, there's a fucking alligator here.

01:33:12.960 Who the fuck let go of an alligator?

01:33:14.340 Yo, bro.

01:33:17.000 I swear to you now, I got a fucking alligator.

01:33:20.720 Look at him.

01:33:21.440 A baby alligator.

01:33:22.700 Holy shit.

01:33:25.440 Yo, look what I just fucking caught.

01:33:28.940 No way, bro.

01:33:30.600 No way, bro.

01:33:32.560 Look at it.

01:33:33.500 Look at it.

01:33:35.180 A baby gator.

01:33:36.580 Oh, he's going to break my line.

01:33:38.840 Oh, he's going to break my line.

01:33:40.180 That's pretty cool.

01:33:41.700 Yeah.

01:33:42.200 Baby alligator in Philadelphia.

01:33:43.540 You don't see that very often.

01:33:44.840 That's rare.

01:33:45.740 Those are probably illegals fishing.

01:33:47.880 It sounded Dominican.

01:33:49.160 It sounded something.

01:33:50.120 Either black or Dominican.

01:33:51.360 Sounded something.

01:33:52.500 If my racism is honed in.

01:33:53.900 All right, next, a five-pound dog, a Pomeranian, chased a bear out of a house.

01:34:01.460 So the bear's coming in.

01:34:04.440 Just a black bear, right?

01:34:05.980 Juvenile, looks pretty young.

01:34:08.020 And then he just ran out.

01:34:10.160 Pomeranian goes hard.

01:34:12.820 And the Pomeranian got him out.

01:34:15.840 That's good.

01:34:16.820 Yeah, chased him off.

01:34:18.240 He doesn't know he needs to be scared of him.

01:34:20.820 Yeah.

01:34:21.180 Not be scared of him.

01:34:22.120 Yeah, there's a little bravery.

01:34:23.900 Like, there's some quote, like, a violent plan executed fast is better than something.

01:34:30.260 You know?

01:34:30.880 That's what the Pomeranian was up to.

01:34:33.020 And then we found a picture of him.

01:34:34.860 His name is Scout.

01:34:35.800 And those are his photos.

01:34:37.300 There he is.

01:34:37.860 He's stronger than a bear.

01:34:39.180 Good for him.

01:34:40.380 All right.

01:34:40.740 That's good.

01:34:43.140 And I was going to say, for the Pomeranian, they probably already launched and rugged a meme coin about him.

01:34:48.060 Yeah.

01:34:50.040 We're at that point, for sure.

01:34:51.740 Already did a 99% drawdown.

01:34:53.900 And it's over.

01:34:55.120 Yeah.

01:34:55.440 Are you still buying that?

01:34:56.300 That was four hours ago.

01:34:58.220 That was from last weekend.

01:34:59.760 Come on, man.

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01:35:02.240 So they have a huge hot dog.

01:35:06.460 This is, uh, this is Chicago.

01:35:09.000 This is my team.

01:35:10.600 This is the White Sox.

01:35:11.780 And they got a huge hot dog.

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01:36:15.920 That's good.

01:36:16.660 50 foot.

01:36:18.320 Look at them.

01:36:18.880 These are all illegals, too.

01:36:21.300 There's no country anymore.

01:36:23.500 There's 80 million illegals here.

01:36:26.040 There's the white guy.

01:36:27.580 He doesn't even get to carry it.

01:36:28.860 He doesn't even get involved.

01:36:30.480 What the fuck happened?

01:36:32.260 Not good.

01:36:33.040 This should have been an urban decay.

01:36:34.840 All right.

01:36:35.300 Our last clip is the Pure Americana clip of the week.

01:36:37.580 Is this young girl riding a horse like crazy?

01:36:40.060 Barrel racing.

01:36:42.320 So there's no music because it's copywritten, but...

01:36:45.180 Look at how tiny she is up on the horse.

01:36:47.860 She gets her hat off.

01:36:49.420 She doesn't need that.

01:36:50.220 Yeah.

01:36:52.060 And then here she goes.

01:36:53.320 That's pretty cool.

01:36:55.660 Yeah.

01:36:56.220 She'll be like a world champion or something in six years.

01:36:58.800 Yeah.

01:36:59.240 You know.

01:37:00.780 Barrel racing's cool.

01:37:02.140 You know, I was thinking the other day, you ever see like an old Western movie where a guy

01:37:07.160 gets bit by a rattlesnake and then somebody puts him on the back of a horse and goes full

01:37:11.920 speed to find a doctor?

01:37:13.220 Yeah, yeah.

01:37:13.780 Or like Paul Revere.

01:37:15.200 Yeah, yeah.

01:37:15.740 Full speed on a horse.

01:37:16.620 We've kind of never...

01:37:17.660 I'll never go full speed on a horse in a hurry in an emergency.

01:37:20.820 And that might've been taken from me.

01:37:23.360 Not taken from me.

01:37:24.380 I guess I go in a car and that's pretty nice, air conditioning.

01:37:27.380 But I'll never...

01:37:28.680 Because you were too fat for most of your life?

01:37:31.260 No.

01:37:31.860 Just because we're past horses.

01:37:34.040 Oh.

01:37:34.340 And I feel like that might've been a bloodline thing.

01:37:37.640 Blood memory that you could have had?

01:37:38.920 I should have had it.

01:37:39.760 Yeah.

01:37:40.100 I should have had it.

01:37:40.740 I've ridden...

01:37:41.220 It was you who was too fat.

01:37:42.940 No, I've ridden...

01:37:43.440 I'm well under the weight of that.

01:37:45.040 I've trotted on a horse before.

01:37:46.360 Yeah, but you know what I mean.

01:37:47.600 The full speed, the grinding it out.

01:37:50.120 Like, I got a message for the king.

01:37:53.660 You know, riding into battle or something.

01:37:55.960 We never got to experience that.

01:37:57.560 So, it made me a little sad.

01:37:59.220 Hey, it's not too late.

01:38:01.760 I think it is.

01:38:02.460 Maybe if the power goes out and horses are a main way of transportation.

01:38:06.320 An I am legend moment after an EMP.

01:38:08.800 Yeah.

01:38:09.040 I think I'll just die.

01:38:10.400 Yeah.

01:38:10.980 I don't think I'll make it.

01:38:11.980 All right, we got a nice shout-out before we end the show.

01:38:15.960 Fleck is show watchers from Ohio showing love to our favorite Fat Races podcast and football.

01:38:21.620 And they wrote my name and drew Richard Ratboy.

01:38:24.300 Yeah.

01:38:24.940 So, they wrote Fleck is.

01:38:26.160 That's me.

01:38:26.680 And then they drew a pig, and that's you.

01:38:28.820 Yeah.

01:38:29.700 And they're doing plays.

01:38:31.220 That's what I like to see.

01:38:32.260 Yeah.

01:38:32.840 Football plays on the whiteboard.

01:38:34.640 Very nice.

01:38:36.000 I have a little funny story.

01:38:37.300 I can tell we're at the end of the show.

01:38:38.660 Yeah, it's over.

01:38:39.900 So, freshman year in college, I was a center, and I was – the O-line coach is a great guy, Coach Brock.

01:38:48.980 And he would talk to me before practice at lunch to kind of like see if I was ready to go in the game.

01:38:57.280 And he would take cups.

01:39:01.220 So, can you hand me like a water bottle over there?

01:39:03.720 So, he would take cups, and it would be like before the game.

01:39:07.060 And I was starting, but like I was a freshman, and I barely knew the playbook.

01:39:10.620 And it was like preseason camp.

01:39:13.840 So, he would be like, okay, if we're running this play, is the Mike linebacker this guy or this guy?

01:39:20.860 And I could just tell by the way he asked the question what the answer was.

01:39:24.560 So, I didn't understand the plays, and I'd be like, that guy.

01:39:26.780 You go, oh, yeah, you got it.

01:39:28.060 Would it be him or would it be him?

01:39:30.180 It's like him.

01:39:31.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:39:33.000 So, like the way he asked the question.

01:39:34.720 He kind of had a poker, a tell.

01:39:36.340 He had a tell.

01:39:37.300 So, I was able to get all the questions right.

01:39:39.120 Then he'd be like, yeah, he's good to go.

01:39:40.440 He knows the plays, and I didn't know the plays.

01:39:42.420 And then I would go into the game not knowing the plays.

01:39:45.520 And then your brother played with us.

01:39:47.940 He was the left guard.

01:39:49.000 So, I would go into the game, and I would ask Terry, and I would say, Terry, what do I do?

01:39:52.220 And he would go, all right, block to the linebacker.

01:39:53.880 Go left to this.

01:39:55.260 And he would tell me what to do.

01:39:56.900 And the team wasn't good freshman year.

01:39:58.920 We were 0-10.

01:39:59.660 And then Terry got hurt one game, and someone came in and goes to me, what do I do?

01:40:06.360 And I was like, I don't know, dude.

01:40:08.260 I don't fucking know.

01:40:10.060 Terry told me everything.

01:40:11.460 I could walk up to the line, and I'd be like, Terry.

01:40:13.800 And he's like, uh, you know, double team to the right.

01:40:16.260 I'm like, okay, okay.

01:40:17.280 And what do I do?

01:40:18.040 I was like, can't help you, brother.

01:40:19.880 All right, well, that's the end of the episode.

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