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00:00:16.000 Welcome back to Flucka Socks, the podcast episode 90.

00:00:19.280 Today on the show, is Margot Robbie really mid?

00:00:22.400 Some people think so.

00:00:23.500 We'll discuss and we'll also cover some of the anti-incel commentary coming from the right wing.

00:00:28.060 Then after that, ring cameras are being accused of being racist because they record certain groups committing a disproportionate amount of crimes.

00:00:36.640 We'll get into that.

00:00:37.980 Then the fantasies of the deranged continue. 0.98

00:00:41.420 This trans thing thinks he's getting a uterus so he can get pregnant and an abortion. 1.00

00:00:46.760 We'll talk about that. 0.92

00:00:48.300 And last but not least, people need to stop taking these fake candid photos and pretending they're really laughing.

00:00:54.840 All this and more, it's Flucka's Talks, the podcast episode 90, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:01:02.840 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:01:05.960 And action speak louder than words.

00:01:08.180 But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:01:13.540 Very cool.

00:01:14.520 Very cool.

00:01:17.540 Flucka's Talks, the podcast featuring Richard.

00:01:19.840 We're at Richard.

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00:02:50.300 Let's get the housekeeping. 0.94

00:02:55.980 All right.

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00:02:58.560 Yeah, thank you.

00:02:59.360 It's always good to break bad habits.

00:03:01.300 Yeah.

00:03:01.520 And however you can do it, you should.

00:03:03.840 All right.

00:03:04.240 We'll get into some action.

00:03:05.120 We have a really important housekeeping this week.

00:03:08.000 I'm not just saying that.

00:03:08.980 We have three, I'm going to say three and a half pages of housekeeping.

00:03:11.480 Oh, gosh.

00:03:12.020 And it gets him upset.

00:03:13.080 He doesn't like knowing that.

00:03:14.540 No, I'm not upset.

00:03:15.820 I'll let him cook.

00:03:16.820 I'll let him cook.

00:03:17.580 Let me cook a little bit.

00:03:19.300 All right.

00:03:19.580 Really quick.

00:03:20.080 We're going to get through the doppels because we don't even do doppels anymore.

00:03:22.440 It's just a two-second thing that we do in the beginning of the show in case we still did.

00:03:26.920 Lieutenant Dan, was it Gary Sinise?

00:03:29.120 Yeah.

00:03:30.380 Looks like me.

00:03:31.520 The guy with him.

00:03:32.560 Yeah, Lieutenant Dan.

00:03:33.700 Yeah.

00:03:33.860 So it looks like me.

00:03:34.760 And then there's a new Maybelline ad now where it's basically like Bizarro World Fleckus.

00:03:40.240 If I had really taken a different route.

00:03:42.480 Yeah.

00:03:43.380 If I drank a lot of the Atrazine.

00:03:45.400 Mm.

00:03:46.520 Look at that.

00:03:47.160 I got my blush.

00:03:48.100 I got my bald head.

00:03:49.240 I got the glam makeup on.

00:03:51.220 You could have been a Maybelline partner.

00:03:52.740 You got the nails.

00:03:53.940 Oh, yeah.

00:03:54.780 I have a better beard than that individual as well.

00:03:58.340 Yep.

00:03:58.840 Yep.

00:03:59.780 All right.

00:04:00.280 That's it.

00:04:00.680 No doppels for you?

00:04:01.520 No.

00:04:01.960 Nothing.

00:04:02.340 Lucky.

00:04:02.780 That's your job.

00:04:04.000 Yeah.

00:04:04.160 I don't bring them for myself.

00:04:05.220 Actually, they say there's a weatherman or a Twitter weatherman who looks like me.

00:04:08.440 You'll see him next week probably.

00:04:09.800 All right.

00:04:10.080 We'll cover that on Tuesday.

00:04:11.520 Very important.

00:04:12.240 Mark your calendars.

00:04:13.700 There's a weatherman who looks like Richard.

00:04:15.840 Well, yeah.

00:04:16.440 We'll get there.

00:04:16.800 Three pages.

00:04:18.120 All right.

00:04:18.760 We have actual news to get to in housekeeping, which we do now as well.

00:04:22.280 Zelensky got humiliated at the NATO summit.

00:04:24.440 What was it?

00:04:25.300 Yeah.

00:04:26.080 NATO basically said, nah, we don't want to date you, Zelensky.

00:04:29.060 You're out.

00:04:29.980 Yeah.

00:04:30.220 Enjoy the 1975 weapons we dump on your country, but you're not going to get collective defense 0.67

00:04:36.100 agreements.

00:04:36.660 So here he is, man lit, sitting off to the side.

00:04:39.280 Yep.

00:04:39.540 He's in his little costume.

00:04:41.080 Yeah.

00:04:41.320 He's got his little war costume on, his size nine combat boots.

00:04:44.680 Maybe even size eight if we're being honest.

00:04:46.420 Size eight combat boots.

00:04:48.060 Yeah.

00:04:48.200 It's almost like an oxymoron.

00:04:49.780 Yeah.

00:04:50.020 Like size eight combat boots.

00:04:52.640 It's like, why would you need a size eight person in combat?

00:04:55.860 Yeah.

00:04:56.080 Ship them to China. 0.98

00:04:58.260 Exactly.

00:04:58.620 And then that whole thing, it really is a costume.

00:05:01.480 I looked up some old pictures.

00:05:02.700 Zelensky used to wear suits all the time.

00:05:04.500 Of course.

00:05:05.000 He used to be a suit guy.

00:05:06.060 This is his wartime fit.

00:05:07.560 This is his wartime fit.

00:05:08.760 He's LARPing just as much as anybody.

00:05:10.820 Yeah.

00:05:11.040 Of course.

00:05:12.300 And it's crazy that he didn't see this coming because here on the show, since day one, we

00:05:17.880 knew he was getting played and he didn't know that.

00:05:20.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:20.820 So it's like this stupid podcast is smarter than Zelensky. 1.00

00:05:24.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:25.180 And that counts.

00:05:26.540 And there's a lot of Ukrainians dead.

00:05:28.620 Yeah.

00:05:29.080 You know, because of this kind of, you know, funding with American weapons.

00:05:34.200 Go, hey, go, go right into the Russia, the line of fire, fight for this pizza land. 0.60

00:05:39.160 So I don't know.

00:05:40.360 Not good.

00:05:41.100 Yeah.

00:05:41.240 Not good.

00:05:41.800 A lot of Ukrainians dead.

00:05:42.900 A lot of people that probably would have stopped the corruption eventually are probably

00:05:46.020 dead now.

00:05:46.660 Yeah.

00:05:47.460 And you know what?

00:05:48.480 The other thing is like we talked about Lindsey Graham on Tuesday with his tweet.

00:05:51.820 I'm going to do everything in my power to get Ukraine to join NATO.

00:05:54.940 And it's like even the Biden administration did the right thing politically.

00:05:59.540 Yeah.

00:06:00.000 You know, even the Biden administration said no.

00:06:02.580 And then it's like Lindsey Graham. 1.00

00:06:04.680 What the fuck were you doing? 1.00

00:06:05.560 What the fuck was that? 1.00

00:06:06.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:06:06.740 What were you trying to sneak in?

00:06:08.400 Yeah.

00:06:09.100 So that's bad.

00:06:10.020 I'm glad it's de-escalating, I guess, now that they're not in NATO.

00:06:15.040 NATO would be obviously automatic World War III. 0.72

00:06:17.500 Yeah.

00:06:17.700 Huge escalation.

00:06:18.920 It's not necessarily de-escalating, but it's not super escalating.

00:06:22.140 Exactly.

00:06:23.060 All right.

00:06:23.560 Moving on.

00:06:24.480 We also have to remind everybody we had a Tuesday episode this week.

00:06:28.460 We had our first Tuesday episode on Tuesday.

00:06:31.900 It went very well.

00:06:34.740 Everyone loves it.

00:06:35.560 The numbers are similar to normal podcast episodes, actually towards the top, performance-wise.

00:06:41.280 So people are around.

00:06:42.440 People are tuning in on Tuesdays as well.

00:06:44.700 So make sure you guys put your notifications on.

00:06:47.000 So on Tuesday and Friday, you get the show.

00:06:50.780 Also, let's take this opportunity to juice the algo.

00:06:54.400 Let's like this post, comment, like, notifications on.

00:06:59.360 Notifications is a big one, I think.

00:07:00.860 That's a big one.

00:07:01.400 Especially for Tuesday.

00:07:02.200 And what I'm learning is a lot of you people are watching Tuesday.

00:07:05.540 You're just watching at work. 1.00

00:07:06.900 You just fuck off for an hour. 1.00

00:07:08.700 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:07:09.080 Friday.

00:07:09.800 Summer Fridays.

00:07:10.600 That's chill.

00:07:11.640 What about Tuesday at 2?

00:07:13.420 Yeah. 0.98

00:07:13.780 Why are you watching an hour of Fat Fuck Podcast? 0.99

00:07:15.780 I respect it. 0.99

00:07:16.720 Keep doing it.

00:07:17.780 We need that.

00:07:19.120 Also, I've never told people to do notifications.

00:07:22.100 Yeah.

00:07:22.680 I never reminded.

00:07:23.640 I never thought to do that.

00:07:25.920 And that's probably the most important call to action as a creator.

00:07:28.280 Well, for a show like us, too, who doesn't show up in The Next or The Recommended or anything,

00:07:33.880 turn on those noties.

00:07:35.060 It's called Dumb Guy Move.

00:07:36.380 Yeah.

00:07:37.060 There you go.

00:07:37.820 All right.

00:07:38.100 Cool.

00:07:38.600 Moving on.

00:07:39.480 We have a lot of good show shout outs that came to me this week.

00:07:43.680 This one guy was working on a job site, and they wrote Fluckus Talk's best new podcast

00:07:48.500 of all time on The Wood, which is huge.

00:07:51.060 And that gets put into someone's house.

00:07:52.440 Yeah.

00:07:52.700 I think it's going to be under the deck or something, maybe the front porch.

00:07:55.480 So that's going to live forever.

00:07:56.560 Yeah.

00:07:57.120 That's actually good.

00:07:58.220 It's like a reverse curse.

00:07:59.320 Yeah.

00:07:59.760 Yeah.

00:08:00.900 That's great.

00:08:01.820 And then we have this guy who was on a motorcycle or some sort of minibike who went over to

00:08:08.200 a tennis court and then shouted out the show.

00:08:10.880 Check this out.

00:08:12.200 Hey, I just want you all to know that Fluckus Talks is the hottest new podcast show of all

00:08:18.000 time.

00:08:18.900 And Rob Smith had ceviche at the cabana after tennis.

00:08:26.560 After tennis.

00:08:30.620 Come on.

00:08:30.840 I want to wait till this part.

00:08:32.280 And he starts laughing and he rides off.

00:08:34.860 Rides off.

00:08:35.360 You see the shadow.

00:08:36.160 You see the shadow of the bike.

00:08:37.440 Hey, we can relate to that.

00:08:39.160 Yeah.

00:08:39.340 We're bikers ourselves.

00:08:40.540 That's a good one.

00:08:41.220 That's a good one.

00:08:42.240 Terrorizing a tennis court with random schizo stuff. 1.00

00:08:45.300 And then imagine you're playing tennis and it's like, what did he say?

00:08:48.000 It's like, I have no idea.

00:08:50.340 I truly have no idea.

00:08:52.360 And then last but not least, the Rock Pile knockover.

00:08:56.360 Fluckus Talks the podcast is the best new podcast of all time.

00:08:59.180 There he goes.

00:08:59.680 So I have a duty to uphold.

00:09:01.720 Shouts out the podcast. 1.00

00:09:03.780 Damn. 1.00

00:09:04.660 Knocks it over. 1.00

00:09:06.120 That's great.

00:09:07.900 Thank you guys for sending it in.

00:09:09.500 Please keep sending them.

00:09:10.680 We really like them.

00:09:11.820 It goes a long way.

00:09:13.180 It gives us squirts.

00:09:14.100 Makes my brain go ding, ding, ding.

00:09:15.520 It makes me laugh.

00:09:16.440 Yep.

00:09:16.580 It keeps me mentally healthy, too.

00:09:19.000 If I don't get stuff like this, I spiral bad.

00:09:22.900 All right.

00:09:23.380 Let's move on.

00:09:24.600 The other day, I had something happen, like a nostalgic moment.

00:09:28.180 It was kind of like deja vu.

00:09:30.500 I ate green grapes.

00:09:32.680 You know green grapes?

00:09:33.500 Yeah, of course.

00:09:34.280 Grapes.

00:09:34.820 Yeah.

00:09:35.360 The staple fruit.

00:09:36.780 I ate green grapes, like hard, sour, ripe green grapes.

00:09:41.740 And it reminded me of like being a kid.

00:09:44.740 And I had like a flashback, basically, to like a summer day as like a six-year-old.

00:09:49.260 Is this you kind of like discreetly admitting that you haven't had grapes in 15 years or something?

00:09:56.200 I didn't think of it like that.

00:09:59.300 Grapes or nostalgia, the everyday grocery store item.

00:10:02.760 So you've been exposed.

00:10:04.160 All right.

00:10:04.360 I haven't eaten grapes in 20 years.

00:10:07.920 All right.

00:10:08.240 Maybe.

00:10:09.000 There's something there.

00:10:09.940 All right.

00:10:10.240 But don't.

00:10:10.740 My mom will get upset. 0.99

00:10:11.700 She watches the show.

00:10:12.540 Okay.

00:10:13.040 I eat plenty of vegetables and fruit.

00:10:15.220 Have I been doing the red and green shakes?

00:10:17.640 Not that I've seen.

00:10:20.020 All right.

00:10:20.560 I know you bought it.

00:10:21.560 I don't know if you've ever seen it.

00:10:23.380 Well, I've done a couple.

00:10:24.800 I just don't do it every day.

00:10:26.980 Okay.

00:10:27.340 Let's get on to some real stuff.

00:10:28.680 We have real important things to get to.

00:10:30.180 The Barbie movie.

00:10:32.180 Everyone's talking about the Barbie movie.

00:10:35.780 We've kind of here on the show for the main take for the Barbie movie.

00:10:40.640 We've outsourced our take to this woman. 1.00

00:10:43.160 I think her name is Barb.

00:10:45.340 Hey, this is Brooke. 0.72

00:10:46.540 And I'm just wondering, what's one of this Barbie crap that I'm getting on my For You page today? 0.99

00:10:51.120 And all these stories out is Barbie crap. 0.99

00:10:53.760 Barbie is a doll, not a movement. 0.99

00:10:56.840 Is this what the liberals want us to be now?

00:10:59.040 Barbie dolls?

00:11:01.200 I think I'm a little old for that.

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00:11:16.160 Hashtag make a play.

00:11:19.700 That's pretty much about my take.

00:11:21.920 Yeah.

00:11:22.180 Pretty much sums it up.

00:11:23.980 Is this what the liberals want us to be, Barbie dolls? 0.88

00:11:26.880 It's like, what more can I add?

00:11:28.680 I don't know if that was what they were trying to do.

00:11:30.620 Um, but yeah, people are saying that Margot Robbie's mid and everyone's getting up.

00:11:35.440 All the girls are getting upset because Margot Robbie's hotter than them. 1.00

00:11:38.960 And if that makes her mid, then they're fucked. 1.00

00:11:42.020 And then, um. 1.00

00:11:43.240 Girls are getting very, very mad. 1.00

00:11:45.720 They're getting upset.

00:11:47.120 And obviously, Margot.

00:11:48.400 Can't let it go.

00:11:49.100 Can't just let it roll off and be like, oh, he's trolling.

00:11:51.120 That guy's trolling.

00:11:52.040 That guy's looking for a rise out of me.

00:11:54.140 Exactly.

00:11:54.660 They don't see it that way.

00:11:55.520 They just go, what?

00:11:56.420 If they get a ride, they rise up.

00:11:59.440 Um, so obviously, Margot Robbie is beautiful.

00:12:01.860 She has been for a long time.

00:12:03.360 She's a very good looking woman. 1.00

00:12:05.060 Everyone knows that.

00:12:06.340 And anyone who's not saying that is trolling.

00:12:09.560 Yeah.

00:12:09.840 You're just trying to get people to get mad.

00:12:11.200 You can actually change the algorithm on Twitter for a whole 24 hours just by saying Margot Robbie is mid.

00:12:18.120 Yeah.

00:12:18.480 It's shocking, guys.

00:12:19.500 You won't believe it.

00:12:20.600 Exactly.

00:12:21.000 And a lot of the girls on the right wing especially are saying, the people saying Margot Robbie's mid, they're just incels.

00:12:27.980 They don't get laid. 1.00

00:12:29.040 They're porn brains. 0.99

00:12:29.800 They're porn brain incels. 0.99

00:12:31.660 And it's interesting that the right wing is making fun of people for being incels. 0.99

00:12:37.420 It's like, oh, you're not getting laid enough. 1.00

00:12:39.080 You're not participating in hookup culture, loser. 1.00

00:12:41.660 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:41.920 You're not pump and dumping hotties. 0.90

00:12:44.060 Yeah.

00:12:44.740 You know?

00:12:45.080 And it's like, exactly, it's like, oh, you can't chug vodka at the fastest. 0.99

00:12:51.340 What are you, a loser? 0.98

00:12:52.180 You can't chug a whole bottle right now. 1.00

00:12:54.640 What are we like?

00:12:55.180 Is that good to get a binge drink like that? 0.99

00:12:57.500 So I think a big problem is everyone's saying that incels are losers because it would be good to be participating in hookup culture and having casual sex. 0.96

00:13:06.320 When in reality, all in incel, someone who's like not hooking up with girls, all they need is one girl. 0.99

00:13:12.120 Yeah.

00:13:12.380 And they're set for life.

00:13:13.440 They find a nice wife that likes them and they like them.

00:13:16.280 Bam.

00:13:16.800 They're set for life.

00:13:18.080 There's a lot of girls that participate in hookup culture that later regret it. 1.00

00:13:23.220 To go, you're an incel. 0.57

00:13:24.200 You can't get laid. 0.99

00:13:25.340 I'm getting laid all the time by some guys who's not going to marry me.

00:13:28.760 Yeah.

00:13:29.060 And I drink wine every night. 1.00

00:13:30.560 And then, oh, shit. 1.00

00:13:32.440 I'm 32. 1.00

00:13:33.480 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:34.420 So they make fun of these guys, but it's like you're making fun of them for participating in something that we don't condone and shouldn't condone and that's not good for society.

00:13:43.620 Yeah.

00:13:43.940 It's a very short-sighted thing.

00:13:45.320 And it's like who's going to have the last laugh, the incel who's not getting laid that much or the girl who's having casual sex but then doesn't get married that much? 0.61

00:13:55.020 Yeah. 0.96

00:13:55.700 And then also I will say that most of the women who I've seen calling someone an incel or doing like, oh, you can't get laid, blah, blah, blah, post pictures of yourself. 0.94

00:14:05.420 It's like women cannot relate to how hard it is being like an average or ugly man. 0.98

00:14:13.100 Yeah.

00:14:13.500 They have no clue how different the realities are for a woman who's like standard, who can basically go any bar, any random place and get taken home, you know? 1.00

00:14:23.680 Oh, yeah.

00:14:24.040 A girl who looks normal can have sex any night of the week they want. 1.00

00:14:27.600 Literally like this, one random day if they want to. 0.62

00:14:30.580 So I don't know.

00:14:31.540 It's just – it's like two ships passing in the night.

00:14:33.860 And then women also like – you know, guys, women have their own opinions that men have no idea about too.

00:14:40.600 So it's like – it's just a weird social conversation where, hey, women, you got really mad at the Marco Rabia's mid thing.

00:14:49.780 Yeah.

00:14:50.000 Maybe just let that slide next time.

00:14:51.620 It doesn't need to be extrapolated into a whole societal issue.

00:14:55.240 Exactly.

00:14:55.640 You get mad, you call everyone an incel, and then, you know, you kind of open yourself up to getting not the last laugh when the incel finds a wife and he goes, oh, yeah, you called me an incel.

00:15:06.500 You've had 20 boyfriends in 10 years.

00:15:09.120 Congrats.

00:15:09.660 You have no husband.

00:15:10.540 Yeah.

00:15:11.440 You know?

00:15:12.200 All right.

00:15:12.780 Is that all we need to talk about for that?

00:15:14.420 Yeah.

00:15:14.840 I think so, right?

00:15:15.960 Yeah.

00:15:17.160 On a more serious note, Margot Robbie, obviously very popular.

00:15:22.500 Margot Robbie.

00:15:23.340 You can't spell Margot Robbie without Robbie.

00:15:26.700 Robbie.

00:15:27.600 Rob, a.k.a.

00:15:29.120 Rob Smith, a.k.a.

00:15:30.400 Ceviche Tennis Cabana Miami, a.k.a.

00:15:33.640 Vespa Miami Beach Business Meeting Downpour, a.k.a.

00:15:36.820 Torrential.

00:15:37.860 Broccoli Rob.

00:15:39.400 We got some Broccoli Rob submissions.

00:15:41.720 Thank you guys for sending them in.

00:15:43.180 This is like – it keeps me sane.

00:15:45.940 Yeah.

00:15:46.040 It keeps me grounded.

00:15:47.160 Yeah.

00:15:47.300 It gives me squirts and then that's so good for me because if I was trying to be happy

00:15:52.560 and satisfied with other things in my life that were harder to achieve, I would have

00:15:56.640 mental health problems.

00:15:58.200 Yeah.

00:15:58.820 You know?

00:15:59.260 So you're saving his life.

00:16:00.480 Yeah.

00:16:00.780 Oh, I'm not going to be happy until the podcast gets a million views.

00:16:03.320 And it's like I'm not going to be happy for years.

00:16:05.460 Yeah.

00:16:05.640 But if I'm happy when someone sends me a Broccoli Rob picture, I'm happy right now.

00:16:10.560 It's called low threshold for happiness.

00:16:12.460 It's called instant gratification.

00:16:15.320 So this is the Broccoli Rob that won.

00:16:17.420 Here's all the submissions.

00:16:18.460 The one that won is kind of like a colored pencil drawing.

00:16:22.500 Yeah.

00:16:22.960 That was sent in by someone named Hannah who's a digital arts creator.

00:16:27.700 I got that framed and that's coming to my house this week.

00:16:30.560 That will be on my wall.

00:16:32.060 Thank you guys.

00:16:33.300 I'll probably send you some merch. 0.97

00:16:34.600 Merch right now is shut down.

00:16:36.380 We're getting a new fulfiller.

00:16:37.900 So don't order any merch right now.

00:16:40.040 And if you ordered merch in the last week or so or the last 10 days, it's going to be

00:16:44.300 a while.

00:16:45.040 It'll be like a couple.

00:16:46.140 It'll be another week or so until we get it figured out.

00:16:47.940 That's just what happened.

00:16:49.220 So.

00:16:49.800 All right.

00:16:50.500 Moving on.

00:16:51.640 I kind of have a confession to make to the audience.

00:16:55.960 This is just something I'm going to tell everyone.

00:16:58.460 And it's like one of those things I'd want you to tell me too.

00:17:01.800 Okay.

00:17:02.320 So I like La La Land.

00:17:04.600 The movie with that movie with Ryan Gosling.

00:17:07.380 I really like La La Land musical.

00:17:09.640 And I'm going to be straight up with you.

00:17:11.220 I want you to tell me if you like La La Land too, because we could talk about it.

00:17:15.060 But I really do like La La Land.

00:17:17.060 And I was thinking about it.

00:17:18.440 You know how Gosling is like the meme Chad?

00:17:20.860 Yeah.

00:17:21.300 He's like online social media.

00:17:22.680 There's always memes of him and drive or what's the other one with the nose broken place beyond

00:17:27.880 the pines place beyond the pines.

00:17:29.440 He's a meme.

00:17:30.960 And I was thinking.

00:17:32.120 Sigma male. 0.88

00:17:33.260 Sigma male meme.

00:17:34.600 Like that's what they like.

00:17:35.520 Gosling is the meme.

00:17:36.760 And it's not real Gosling.

00:17:38.680 It's just Gosling in the movie.

00:17:40.400 Of course.

00:17:40.660 Gosling in the leather jacket driving the car fast with the gun.

00:17:44.140 That's the meme.

00:17:45.440 But we give it like it's so we give the meme to Gosling pretending to be someone else.

00:17:51.120 And like that's our alpha Chad like meme.

00:17:53.860 Right.

00:17:54.340 And I was thinking in the future, what if they look back and rewrite history and they're

00:17:58.820 like, oh, yeah, like Democrats were very popular.

00:18:01.580 Joe Biden got elected.

00:18:03.200 Ryan Gosling was one of the most famous people.

00:18:05.380 He's a climate change advocate, voted for Joe Biden.

00:18:09.620 And even the right wing revered him as like a Chad Alpha.

00:18:12.360 You can like almost rewrite history and not explain the context of like the fake person

00:18:17.780 Gosling was pretending to be because he could be a liberal freak for all we know.

00:18:21.180 Yeah.

00:18:21.360 And it's very hard to describe like meta irony on a historical level.

00:18:26.080 Like you can't go, oh, it was ironic and blah, blah, blah.

00:18:29.320 So it's very hard.

00:18:30.200 You're like, for some reason, their culture valued Ryan Gosling like here.

00:18:33.740 Yeah.

00:18:34.040 So even the people who were staunch Trump supporters, they still were posting Gosling.

00:18:38.780 Who was, you know, so they could kind of rewrite history.

00:18:41.240 And it makes you think, what else did they lie about?

00:18:43.160 Franz Ferdinand, Great Wall of Chima, The Beatles.

00:18:47.260 Yeah.

00:18:48.240 The Beatles were fake.

00:18:51.140 You didn't.

00:18:51.960 Did you?

00:18:52.420 Page down.

00:18:53.480 Great Wall of Chima. 0.99

00:18:54.660 I heard it.

00:18:55.440 Oh, I heard it.

00:18:56.480 What do you want?

00:18:56.980 You need my commentary on that?

00:18:58.660 I was making sure everyone noticed.

00:19:00.300 Yeah.

00:19:00.420 That's my kind of bit.

00:19:01.700 All right.

00:19:02.100 We have to get more serious because we have only a page basically and a half of housekeeping

00:19:06.340 left.

00:19:07.440 Okay.

00:19:08.120 This next thing is I'm going to kind of test your memory.

00:19:11.500 Don't look.

00:19:12.040 Okay.

00:19:12.320 Did you see anything?

00:19:12.960 I started reading.

00:19:13.720 I started reading.

00:19:14.860 Do you remember an important event from a few months ago around Christmas time?

00:19:20.660 We were told we wouldn't forget.

00:19:23.080 Did you forget?

00:19:25.120 Important event around Christmas time.

00:19:27.800 Around Christmas time.

00:19:29.120 Yeah.

00:19:29.620 I have no idea what you're talking about.

00:19:30.760 The Lexus December to Remember sales event.

00:19:34.240 We were told to remember and it doesn't sound like you did.

00:19:40.260 I got a lot of housekeeping today.

00:19:42.160 I'm fading.

00:19:43.020 I'm fading.

00:19:43.520 All right.

00:19:43.760 We have one more page.

00:19:44.780 That was a funny thing though because it's Lexus December to Remember and it's like no

00:19:49.100 one's ever talking about it except for December.

00:19:51.200 I'm a Honda Days guy.

00:19:52.360 I'm a happy Honda Days guy.

00:19:53.600 I'm a Toyotathon dude.

00:19:55.620 All right.

00:19:55.880 Let's move on.

00:19:56.980 BLTs are the sandwich of summer. 1.00

00:19:58.540 Everyone agrees with that.

00:19:59.700 Arnie Palmer's are the drink of summer.

00:20:01.540 Everyone agrees with that.

00:20:02.940 We're getting tons of people putting them on their stories and tagging the show.

00:20:06.300 Thank you.

00:20:06.740 Keep doing that.

00:20:08.000 The candy of summer nerd clusters.

00:20:10.940 Yeah.

00:20:11.180 We already kind of established that.

00:20:13.260 Nerd gummy clusters.

00:20:13.820 Yeah. 0.70

00:20:14.180 Nerd gummy clusters.

00:20:15.680 We're a nerd gummy clusters family here on the show.

00:20:18.880 They're fantastic.

00:20:19.800 Obviously, you don't want to eat them too much or else you're going to have to break your

00:20:23.160 bad habits with fume.

00:20:25.520 But yeah, they're great.

00:20:27.200 It's a candy of summer.

00:20:28.400 We also have the song of summer, which I am not going to play on the show because they

00:20:34.040 might copyright us and ruin the episode even though we're friends with them.

00:20:37.480 Yeah.

00:20:37.880 We're trying to be like allies.

00:20:39.540 They don't know us personally or are not political.

00:20:43.000 But the song of summer is Bad Dream Baby by September 87.

00:20:49.060 It is linked in the description.

00:20:50.480 Their YouTube video.

00:20:51.460 This is not an ad.

00:20:52.440 It's just a song that Richard Rapboy and I have been playing on repeat because I keep

00:20:56.220 playing it on repeat and he sits next to me downstairs.

00:20:59.480 And then eventually I go, what is that song called?

00:21:01.780 Because I need to listen to it on my own.

00:21:03.220 And then I go, and all of a sudden a whirlwind happens and it becomes song of the summer.

00:21:08.220 So here we are.

00:21:09.320 That is linked.

00:21:09.960 So it's linked below.

00:21:11.080 It's a thing we play on repeat.

00:21:12.380 It's very good.

00:21:13.240 Highly recommend.

00:21:14.180 All right.

00:21:14.460 Moving on.

00:21:15.160 We have some summer fails already.

00:21:18.000 People are jumping off of stuff they should not be jumping off of.

00:21:21.120 We discuss this, I think, every year around summertime.

00:21:23.760 The first one is the stage dive fail.

00:21:25.500 Well, elevated platform, boom, everybody got out of his way.

00:21:36.700 He's totally wrecked.

00:21:39.360 Never had a chance.

00:21:40.660 Never had a chance.

00:21:42.380 And then that dive was such a mean dive too.

00:21:46.340 He could have broken his neck and literally died.

00:21:48.960 Yeah.

00:21:49.320 That's like the dive you do out of a building before it explodes in a 90s movie.

00:21:53.200 But there's a whole big like waterbed thing that you land on.

00:21:58.180 The airbag thing.

00:21:59.640 So I know not many viewers of the show are going to get a stage dive opportunity, but you

00:22:04.900 really need to be able to eyeball the density of that crowd and figure out.

00:22:09.240 Basically, if you're doing a stage dive, the crowd can't be able to get out of the way.

00:22:14.360 They have to be like, okay, our only option is catch him.

00:22:17.700 So huge miscalculation by that guy and he's paying the price.

00:22:20.540 And I recommend the stage dives that are more of like a scuba exit from a boat where you

00:22:25.820 kind of just have your mic and then you just like, and you lean onto the crowd and then

00:22:30.420 just get brought out.

00:22:31.820 That running jump.

00:22:33.360 WWE style is a death wish.

00:22:34.840 No one wants to catch that.

00:22:36.240 Yeah.

00:22:36.660 And I'm just giving advice for you guys.

00:22:38.560 I will never stage dive.

00:22:40.340 Obvious reasons.

00:22:41.280 As a heavier guy, as you're getting carried around, I'm going to go back to the crowd

00:22:47.260 because I don't want people touching my privates and then they're holding me up.

00:22:51.020 I'm heavy.

00:22:52.540 There's going to be people doing most of the lifting and then their hand is going to go 0.99

00:22:55.720 in my butt. 0.99

00:22:56.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:57.640 Yeah.

00:22:57.920 I don't want that.

00:22:58.880 I'm never going to stage dive.

00:23:00.160 It's not what I'm here for.

00:23:01.160 Makes sense.

00:23:01.660 Second jumping fail of the summer, the lake bounce launch guy.

00:23:06.820 Yeah.

00:23:07.000 This guy's on like the blob, basically.

00:23:11.040 And everyone knows how to do, you should do the stage dive dump from the last one on

00:23:15.280 this.

00:23:16.000 But this guy goes straight legs down, knees bent, and then just completely wrecks himself

00:23:22.180 feet first.

00:23:24.100 And he's hurt.

00:23:24.960 He's hurt bad.

00:23:25.860 You land straight leg like that, you're hurt.

00:23:27.760 Tear both your hamstrings.

00:23:29.500 You know how they have like the saying?

00:23:31.600 He's got shoulder issues.

00:23:32.840 He's really hurt.

00:23:33.880 He like to probably dislocate everything.

00:23:35.380 He probably, he should have blown his knees out.

00:23:38.260 Yeah.

00:23:38.480 But you know they have this saying for like working out, like suffer now or suffer later,

00:23:41.640 like suffer now in the gym or suffer later when you're 400 pounds.

00:23:44.400 Yeah.

00:23:44.980 It's kind of the same for touching your toes.

00:23:46.920 It's like suffer now and stretch every day a little bit till you can touch your toes or

00:23:51.460 suffer later and touch your toes all at once in a snap fold.

00:23:55.060 Yeah.

00:23:55.540 Like that.

00:23:56.660 Agreed.

00:23:57.100 Agreed.

00:23:57.220 So that's it.

00:23:58.140 All right.

00:23:58.360 Moving on.

00:23:58.940 Our friend Rohit is over 1,100 days of having no fizzy drinks.

00:24:04.380 So I follow him on Instagram every day.

00:24:06.280 He posts an update on whether he had a fizzy drink or not.

00:24:09.760 He's trying to quit and he hasn't had one in a long time.

00:24:13.220 Hello, everyone.

00:24:14.340 No fizzy drink for me today.

00:24:15.980 When I was addicted a few years ago, I used to have fizzy drinks.

00:24:19.620 Any excuse, any occasion.

00:24:21.480 But one special occasion when I used to have fizzy drink all the time is when I used to

00:24:25.860 eat something spicy.

00:24:27.360 Say, for example, spicy Indian biryani.

00:24:29.940 I definitely used to have a can of fizzy drink or a bottle of fizzy drink with that.

00:24:33.920 Now, today I was sleeping in the afternoon.

00:24:36.280 I woke up just now a few minutes later, a few minutes earlier.

00:24:39.740 And then I came and I saw in the kitchen there was a plate of fried rice, which my wife has

00:24:44.440 finished.

00:24:44.800 And sitting next to it was a can of fizzy drink.

00:24:47.680 And that straightaway brought back old memories for me when I used to have a fizzy drink with

00:24:52.800 something spicy.

00:24:54.120 Of course, this won't tempt me now, but old memories came back.

00:24:57.360 I thought I'll share this with you guys.

00:24:59.280 And straightaway, I thought all those times when I used to have so many fizzy drinks whenever

00:25:03.160 I used to eat something spicy.

00:25:04.560 All right.

00:25:05.600 All right.

00:25:06.280 You didn't have a fizzy drink.

00:25:07.400 Daily diary.

00:25:08.600 Jeez.

00:25:09.520 Give me 600 words on why you haven't had a fizzy drink today.

00:25:12.720 It's like a homework assignment.

00:25:14.180 No fizzy drink for me today.

00:25:16.600 Good for Rohit.

00:25:17.460 Hey, Rohit, shout out to you.

00:25:19.260 Congrats.

00:25:19.940 You broke the bad habit.

00:25:21.740 That's what's up.

00:25:22.740 Yeah.

00:25:22.980 Hopefully this could inspire other people to not drink fizzy drinks either.

00:25:26.360 Okay.

00:25:26.820 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:25:29.340 We have a sad update, kind of.

00:25:32.000 Probably the saddest thing I've ever told you guys.

00:25:34.640 The street sweeper in Oregon City for Snarf Snarf O'Banion.

00:25:37.880 Remember name the street sweeper?

00:25:39.260 Yeah.

00:25:39.700 They picked a name that wasn't Snarf Snarf.

00:25:41.980 They picked Street Sweepio.

00:25:44.940 Yeah.

00:25:45.260 Sea Sweepio is it.

00:25:48.040 And here's the face of the winner.

00:25:49.360 This little girl with her mom.

00:25:51.700 She likes Star Wars.

00:25:52.900 She won fair and square.

00:25:54.500 She beat us. 0.98

00:25:55.540 I guess.

00:25:56.480 And they wrote an article and they didn't even mention that Snarf Snarf had 400 submissions.

00:26:02.520 They didn't even bring that up.

00:26:04.220 Well, this was the Snarf Snarf definitely had the most Instagram comments, but.

00:26:08.740 We definitely had the most in-person comments too, but they just weren't going for volume.

00:26:12.720 They weren't going for like best idea.

00:26:14.740 Because we had tons of people sending things in in-person handwriting.

00:26:19.580 Okay.

00:26:20.420 So don't get too down about that.

00:26:22.620 I feel like we lost the game or something.

00:26:24.080 And I'm like talking to people after the game on Monday morning.

00:26:26.140 Keep your heads up.

00:26:26.980 You fought hard out there.

00:26:28.700 It's a long season.

00:26:29.560 We'll get our W's.

00:26:30.940 This doesn't define us.

00:26:32.320 We have to get back to work right now with the Name the Cheetahs contest.

00:26:37.220 And hey, when people don't know about naming contests and they go, oh yeah, leave a comment

00:26:42.480 and we'll pick the best comment.

00:26:44.380 That's where we take advantage.

00:26:46.860 That's where we excel.

00:26:47.600 That's where we excel.

00:26:48.620 That's our bread and butter.

00:26:49.680 We are the kings of sending 400 people to write Snarf, Snarf, O'Banion on someone's

00:26:55.680 Instagram post.

00:26:57.000 So linked in the description is the Lincoln Children's Zoo.

00:27:00.960 And they have two female cheetah cubs.

00:27:03.500 Our newest zoo residents have yet to be given names.

00:27:05.900 That's where you all come in.

00:27:07.620 So what are we going with?

00:27:09.080 Snarf, Snarf?

00:27:09.740 Snarf, Snarf.

00:27:10.440 And I think like a nice copy for the comments should be, I don't know about the other one,

00:27:16.060 but one of them should be called Snarf, Snarf.

00:27:18.440 Yeah.

00:27:18.760 Let's be conservative.

00:27:20.040 We're going for one.

00:27:21.020 We're going for one.

00:27:21.760 We don't need both, but one of them needs to be named Snarf, Snarf.

00:27:24.580 All right?

00:27:25.000 So I don't know about the other one, but one of them should be called Snarf, Snarf.

00:27:28.060 Yeah.

00:27:28.520 That's what we just do that times a thousand and we will win and we will get a Snarf, Snarf

00:27:32.880 cheetah.

00:27:33.500 And then what?

00:27:33.940 We have to take care of a cheetah? 1.00

00:27:35.540 Yeah.

00:27:35.960 We have to adopt it.

00:27:37.040 It comes home with us.

00:27:37.980 It lives in here with us and Jerry.

00:27:40.940 All right.

00:27:41.440 Moving on.

00:27:42.040 We are out of housekeeping and we're into Cringe of the Week.

00:27:45.480 All right.

00:27:49.100 Cringe of the Week.

00:27:50.200 Our first clip is the Tourette's lady Uber driver.

00:27:53.200 Yeah.

00:27:53.460 This kind of coincides with the Kamala Harris thing that we were discussing on Tuesday.

00:27:57.460 So let's see what an Uber driver with Tourette's is like.

00:27:59.960 Sit up front.

00:28:01.640 Okay.

00:28:02.220 Yeah.

00:28:04.940 Hot seat.

00:28:06.700 You okay with sitting up front?

00:28:07.900 Yeah, I'm good.

00:28:08.480 Yeah?

00:28:08.880 Okay.

00:28:09.320 Okay.

00:28:10.180 So my name is Gina.

00:28:11.880 How are you doing?

00:28:13.060 I'm good.

00:28:13.440 Fine!

00:28:14.160 Oh, okay.

00:28:15.240 I have Tourette.

00:28:16.580 Yeah!

00:28:17.160 And my tics are a little bad today.

00:28:21.180 Okay.

00:28:22.960 Your name is Sean.

00:28:24.380 Sean Vaughn!

00:28:25.740 Yeah.

00:28:26.480 Mm-hmm.

00:28:27.740 Good.

00:28:28.200 This guy starts laughing.

00:28:31.260 Fine.

00:28:32.880 Well, that's great!

00:28:34.600 I do know how to drive good, okay?

00:28:36.600 He jumps out of his seat.

00:28:39.300 Some days my tics are worse than others, you know?

00:28:44.380 I got to get you again.

00:28:48.420 Oh, my gosh.

00:28:49.280 You're okay?

00:28:49.720 I'm so glad.

00:28:50.540 I got to get you again.

00:28:51.660 Some people don't really know how to react to my friends.

00:28:54.460 She's so old. 0.97

00:28:56.280 He goes so old. 0.68

00:28:57.520 You're just being so nice.

00:28:58.980 Nice! 0.94

00:28:59.560 Nice! 0.94

00:29:00.140 Nice! 0.94

00:29:02.460 Bye!

00:29:04.040 I'm about to get you again.

00:29:05.460 Okay.

00:29:05.820 He was nice.

00:29:06.880 It was all fine.

00:29:07.980 But just, like, while you're driving on the highway, yelling.

00:29:11.840 Why would you tell him get in the front seat if you go?

00:29:16.340 You're jumping at him?

00:29:17.900 That is not that.

00:29:18.620 Hopefully, he didn't smoke the weed pen before that trip.

00:29:20.800 Yeah.

00:29:21.460 Oh, man.

00:29:22.060 And it's like, I was wondering, I was like, what kind of jobs would be better for a person

00:29:25.720 with Tourette's?

00:29:27.380 So, I have a kind of a list, but I didn't really think of it.

00:29:29.900 A logger?

00:29:30.760 A logger?

00:29:31.620 Yeah.

00:29:31.840 Somewhere far out, rural, just deep in the woods.

00:29:34.940 Like, grr, grr, grr, grr.

00:29:36.840 And just, like, yelling and you can't really hear anything.

00:29:39.120 Working in a national park would be good.

00:29:41.560 Yeah.

00:29:41.880 There's a risk of forest fire today.

00:29:45.000 And he's like, oh, that person takes their job pretty seriously.

00:29:47.660 You don't run into very many people, you know?

00:29:50.060 You're kind of out.

00:29:50.780 Or anything underwater.

00:29:53.140 Mow, mow, mow.

00:29:54.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:29:55.300 They can't yell.

00:29:56.080 You can't really do too much.

00:29:57.780 Underwater welder.

00:29:58.960 Yeah.

00:29:59.400 There you go.

00:29:59.940 And then a bad job for them would be Uber driver, a nanny. 1.00

00:30:04.420 You scare the fuck out of a baby. 0.99

00:30:05.740 Yeah. 0.98

00:30:06.320 That would be actually bad.

00:30:07.320 Anything in a library.

00:30:09.100 And then a flight attendant, like, crash, crash, go down. 0.98

00:30:12.300 Like, sorry, everything's fine.

00:30:15.040 We're going to die.

00:30:15.980 Everyone's going to be okay.

00:30:17.660 I wonder if a Tourette's person scared a baby really bad with Tourette's that it would give the baby Tourette's. 0.94

00:30:24.040 Oh, yeah.

00:30:25.240 You're on to something there.

00:30:26.160 But unfortunately, I don't think I can answer that. 0.75

00:30:28.360 It just works with gay guys. 0.97

00:30:30.680 Chain migration. 0.98

00:30:32.200 Yeah.

00:30:33.060 All right.

00:30:33.460 Let's move on.

00:30:34.780 Unskilled labor is a capitalist myth.

00:30:36.860 This was, like, a tweet going around.

00:30:39.580 So that's what all the people like to say.

00:30:40.960 All the socialists and communists, they like to say,

00:30:42.900 unskilled labor is a capitalist myth.

00:30:44.900 While, like, this guy just, like, your job is to put the things in the bucket.

00:30:49.160 He's the thingamabobber flicker guy. 0.96

00:30:51.520 Like, you could do it any way.

00:30:53.820 And just because it looks cool, it's like now you're a skilled laborer.

00:30:56.760 Your job is to put the lollipops in the bucket. 0.97

00:30:59.180 Yeah.

00:30:59.460 You have a symbiotic relationship with the factory line.

00:31:02.720 Yeah.

00:31:03.080 And you did it kind of cool.

00:31:05.140 So now you're very skilled.

00:31:07.020 Yeah.

00:31:07.200 You're a skilled laborer.

00:31:08.020 My thing is, if you aren't doing some sort of flicky thing by day three, 1.00

00:31:13.520 then you're just an idiot. 1.00

00:31:15.440 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:15.800 You know?

00:31:16.140 If you haven't, like, explored, like, ooh, this works really well.

00:31:18.680 Yeah.

00:31:18.900 Like, you can get it by day three.

00:31:21.140 Yeah.

00:31:21.500 And three might be slow.

00:31:23.380 Yeah.

00:31:23.580 You should be experimenting right away, is my point.

00:31:25.680 For sure.

00:31:26.240 But this is a big thing, a big meme that kind of happens.

00:31:29.180 Box machine, brown person, cool flip, box pile.

00:31:33.440 Yeah.

00:31:33.600 That's it.

00:31:34.180 And that's it.

00:31:34.940 Unskilled laborer is a myth, they say, after this.

00:31:37.980 All right.

00:31:38.620 Moving on.

00:31:39.440 The Amazon delivery guy is scared of the dog.

00:31:43.040 Let's let it rip. 1.00

00:31:48.500 Holy fuck. 1.00

00:31:51.080 Amazon guy, he delivers the package. 1.00

00:31:53.340 What does he see?

00:31:54.280 A dog.

00:31:56.340 And they're, like, in, like, a rural suburb, like, not even a suburb, like.

00:32:01.840 Dog's wagging his tail.

00:32:03.980 Wondering what's going on.

00:32:06.020 And this guy is just scared, completely standing up.

00:32:08.760 And then look at this.

00:32:09.300 The lab.

00:32:10.200 A lab comes.

00:32:11.620 It's, like, the nicest lab you've ever seen.

00:32:15.060 And realistically, this guy is probably used to dogs with bad behavior who have bad owners.

00:32:20.620 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:22.500 I will climb this shit. 1.00

00:32:23.720 It's, like, a lab looking at you. 1.00

00:32:25.480 Golden retriever.

00:32:26.700 Yeah.

00:32:27.480 Wagging his tail.

00:32:29.780 Imagine he starts kicking the dog.

00:32:31.060 It's, like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:32:32.500 So this guy is probably used to bad dogs.

00:32:35.580 Dude, the Tourette's driver, being an Uber driver with Tourette's, this guy, a delivery

00:32:41.200 guy who's deathly afraid of dogs, any and all dogs.

00:32:43.960 Yeah.

00:32:44.260 These people need, like, a resumebuilder.com thing that suits them with things that fit

00:32:49.680 their preferences.

00:32:50.340 That's crazy.

00:32:51.020 Or, like, an ayahuasca trip or something.

00:32:52.760 Yeah.

00:32:52.880 To reset their brain.

00:32:54.540 I don't know.

00:32:54.980 So that lab looks pretty friendly, buddy.

00:32:57.320 Yeah.

00:32:57.500 But here's an actual dog attack.

00:32:59.260 And here's what a real dog attack looks like.

00:33:01.440 This dog attacked a kid, bit a kid.

00:33:06.660 And everyone's trying to get it off.

00:33:10.520 Everyone's probably in the comments going to say, oh, that's not a pit bull.

00:33:14.120 Yeah, it is.

00:33:14.900 Any dog that attacks a person, pit bull.

00:33:18.400 That's how I categorize it.

00:33:19.980 It's actually pretty simple.

00:33:21.340 And then there is a situation where this could happen in people's lives.

00:33:24.800 Like, maybe once in your life you see something like this happen, what do you do?

00:33:29.480 There's one guy on Instagram who says if the dog has a choke collar, you just pick them

00:33:34.640 up by the leash or the collar and just choke them out until they pass out.

00:33:39.600 Smart.

00:33:40.140 And if they don't have that, like, that dog has a harness, you got to go thumb in the 0.98

00:33:43.920 butt and press down. 1.00

00:33:45.380 And then they go, what?

00:33:46.440 And they kind of, like, let the person go.

00:33:48.860 Yeah.

00:33:49.320 I've heard that butt thing. 1.00

00:33:50.480 I've heard the butt thing work. 1.00

00:33:51.780 Yeah.

00:33:52.020 So, you know, practice at home.

00:33:54.880 Just get a few reps on your dog first so you know.

00:33:57.880 You can do it.

00:33:59.320 And, yeah.

00:34:00.380 All right.

00:34:00.740 Moving on.

00:34:01.700 This person makes Mac Getty, like macaroni spaghetti, I guess.

00:34:07.980 And there's just something interesting here I want to show everybody.

00:34:13.460 So they're grounding the beef.

00:34:15.520 Nothing crazy.

00:34:16.460 It looks normal.

00:34:16.700 I did this recently.

00:34:18.220 Everything's fine.

00:34:19.280 A little sauce.

00:34:20.520 A little sauce.

00:34:21.600 Lots of seasoning.

00:34:23.420 Now, wait a sec.

00:34:24.840 That was a lot of salt.

00:34:26.820 What is that?

00:34:28.000 That better not be salt.

00:34:30.060 I've never eaten something that was seasoned like that.

00:34:33.620 That is so much salt.

00:34:35.060 This person probably has bloat issues.

00:34:38.260 Yeah.

00:34:39.400 Oh, my God.

00:34:42.340 Yes, she does.

00:34:43.640 Wow.

00:34:44.280 We called it.

00:34:45.320 That's where all the water weight's going.

00:34:47.160 Yeah.

00:34:47.520 That's what all the salt's doing, do you?

00:34:48.960 It's rushing there.

00:34:50.700 Oh, my God.

00:34:51.620 That was the whole bit for that.

00:34:53.760 All right.

00:34:53.960 Jump scare.

00:34:54.360 Sorry.

00:34:54.960 Jump scare.

00:34:55.540 Didn't mean to jump scare you guys.

00:34:56.940 Last piece of this part of Cringe, page one of Cringe, the candid photos guy.

00:35:03.020 Yeah.

00:35:03.680 And really quick, before we play this, we'll preface this.

00:35:06.620 Basically, there's like a thing where girls take these fake candid photos, and it's like 0.96

00:35:12.880 their friends taking photos of them, and they pretend to laugh.

00:35:15.580 They pretend to be looking at something.

00:35:17.080 They pretend to be reacting.

00:35:18.100 And it's just so corny and fake to me.

00:35:21.300 And then I know why the Native Americans say, oh, you take a photo, it steals your soul. 1.00

00:35:25.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:26.200 That one's like, that's 100% soul-selling contract shit. 1.00

00:35:30.000 You're faking. 1.00

00:35:30.480 Yeah.

00:35:30.680 You're faking.

00:35:31.460 So.

00:35:32.400 Oh, my God.

00:35:33.460 Ashley just said something so funny.

00:35:35.860 You know how she jokes. 0.99

00:35:36.900 Yeah.

00:35:37.160 When was the last time a girl said something funny, and then it's like, oh, good thing 1.00

00:35:40.140 the camera person's here.

00:35:41.380 Click, click, click, click, click.

00:35:42.340 Yeah.

00:35:42.480 Got that joke on camera.

00:35:43.940 That never happens.

00:35:45.100 I've seen groomsmen do bits.

00:35:47.180 The groomsmen, they do bits.

00:35:48.560 Yeah.

00:35:48.880 The bridesmaids, they just go, ha, ha, fake. 0.56

00:35:51.020 They fake.

00:35:51.540 Guys laugh.

00:35:52.200 So here it is.

00:35:53.040 Like, what do I do?

00:35:54.300 Like, is this angle good?

00:35:55.880 Oh, my God.

00:35:56.560 A bird.

00:35:59.280 Oh, my God.

00:36:00.740 What?

00:36:02.020 What?

00:36:04.180 So that's the bit.

00:36:05.200 It was very funny by this guy.

00:36:06.780 I totally agree.

00:36:08.040 It's like all, it's like Kamala Harris thing.

00:36:09.900 She does it, too, where she's like constantly.

00:36:12.820 Cackling and open mouth.

00:36:14.520 Yeah.

00:36:15.600 It doesn't look good.

00:36:16.680 It doesn't look natural.

00:36:17.500 Nobody believes you.

00:36:18.460 Yeah.

00:36:18.720 It's a thing that all the single girls at their friend's wedding dude look like they're not 1.00

00:36:23.280 sad on Instagram.

00:36:24.560 One more point for the incels.

00:36:26.040 One more point for the incels is right.

00:36:27.780 All right.

00:36:28.020 Moving on.

00:36:29.380 This guy got hate crimed by a little kid.

00:36:34.020 Hello.

00:36:36.160 Yes.

00:36:37.860 No. 1.00

00:36:38.260 What the fuck? 1.00

00:36:50.600 I just got hate crimed by a little kid. 1.00

00:36:52.260 He's got hate crimed by a little kid.

00:36:55.780 But what's the crime?

00:36:57.720 Yeah.

00:36:57.900 He just got talked to by a little kid, right?

00:36:59.660 Kind of roasted, cooked.

00:37:01.180 And he asked you a question.

00:37:02.680 Do you have your nails painted?

00:37:03.840 Yeah. 0.98

00:37:04.080 And he called you a gay boy. 0.68

00:37:05.300 So. 0.97

00:37:05.940 Open and shut case.

00:37:06.860 No crime.

00:37:07.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:07.680 Is it A, the kid committed a hate crime, or B, you have painted nails and you're a gay 1.00

00:37:13.800 boy? 0.99

00:37:14.980 I think.

00:37:15.340 I've made my call.

00:37:16.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:16.620 I think you have painted nails and you're a gay boy. 1.00

00:37:18.720 Yeah. 0.99

00:37:19.120 Which is even a crazy assumption.

00:37:20.660 There was a stat that came out the other day.

00:37:22.500 40% of Brown University students identify as LGBTQ blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 0.98

00:37:28.840 Yeah.

00:37:29.420 And I think the actual number was 38%, but they kind of rounded up to 40.

00:37:34.240 Gaydemic. 1.00

00:37:35.040 Four in 10 students. 0.84

00:37:36.140 They're homosexual or gender confused.

00:37:39.420 Have fun trying to get a girlfriend in college. 0.98

00:37:42.380 Actually, it's easy for the straights, right?

00:37:44.540 It should be.

00:37:45.240 The straights are cleaning up. 1.00

00:37:46.640 If you're a traditional masculine male, everyone will pretend you're the problem and whatever,

00:37:51.340 but girls will still like you. 1.00

00:37:53.380 Yeah.

00:37:53.820 Even the girls who are specifically hating of straight white men, they'll still be coming. 0.98

00:37:58.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:38:00.280 And then for that guy too, I think he's probably in the UK or something.

00:38:03.600 The blue nailed guy. 0.68

00:38:04.520 The blue nailed guy. 0.68

00:38:05.320 And it's like, why don't you go talk to a Somali person?

00:38:07.900 You'll get a real hate crime.

00:38:08.880 Yeah.

00:38:10.340 Go talk to a fresh migrant. 1.00

00:38:12.480 Someone who made the journey across the British, what is it?

00:38:15.780 The English channel.

00:38:17.020 Yeah.

00:38:17.400 And he just got dumped off.

00:38:18.500 Yeah.

00:38:18.720 He'll show you a real hate crime, buddy.

00:38:20.680 And it's basically the whole thing of this is like denying reality.

00:38:24.560 Like you have to deny reality now to people's faces.

00:38:27.960 And if you don't, you're hateful.

00:38:29.340 This next one, this guy, you just play it.

00:38:32.520 The 10 out of 10.

00:38:33.700 Do you have a girlfriend?

00:38:34.660 No.

00:38:35.240 Let's go find you one then.

00:38:36.140 I'm straight.

00:38:36.960 I like men.

00:38:37.940 Oh, let's go get you a boyfriend. 0.97

00:38:38.940 Let's go.

00:38:39.920 Pause real quick.

00:38:41.720 So he says, I'm straight.

00:38:43.200 I like men, meaning he's a girl and he's straight and he likes men.

00:38:48.440 Like that's how it's being set up.

00:38:49.920 So another denying of reality.

00:39:13.980 And it's like, oh, you're trans and I'm on camera. 0.90

00:39:17.040 You're a 10.

00:39:17.880 Yeah.

00:39:18.440 You're a 10.

00:39:18.980 I'd love to keep my job.

00:39:20.380 You're a 10.

00:39:21.020 Yeah.

00:39:21.200 I'd love to keep my 80K.

00:39:22.580 You're a mid-level job.

00:39:23.740 You're a 10.

00:39:24.460 I'm a middle manager at a fortune 500.

00:39:26.600 I am staying.

00:39:27.600 Yeah.

00:39:28.040 This is like the treatment.

00:39:28.840 I do not resign.

00:39:30.540 Like you turn to the camera.

00:39:31.740 That's what you literally have to do.

00:39:33.240 And this is like the treatment Kim Jong-un gets.

00:39:35.700 Exactly.

00:39:36.400 It's like, oh, how'd you do in golf today?

00:39:37.620 It's like, oh, I shot 18.

00:39:39.380 Hole in ones.

00:39:40.540 Wow.

00:39:41.120 18.

00:39:42.120 You're a 10.

00:39:42.740 That is like, that's the best score you could get.

00:39:45.240 Bountiful harvest this year, comrade.

00:39:47.360 Yeah.

00:39:47.700 But you know, trans people are oppressed.

00:39:51.800 Yeah.

00:39:52.740 Meanwhile, here's a message from Planned Parenthood on their Twitter the other day.

00:39:57.560 Planned Parenthood said, don't yuck someone else's yum. 0.99

00:40:00.360 Everyone deserves the freedom to explore their own sexuality free of shame and stigma.

00:40:05.020 Stop kink shaming.

00:40:06.040 Yeah.

00:40:06.420 Stop kink shaming.

00:40:07.360 So a lot of companies, institutions are trying to get the twinks to be naked and, you know, 1.00

00:40:13.440 fuck in the street, basically. 1.00

00:40:14.680 In public. 1.00

00:40:15.060 Yeah.

00:40:15.340 In public.

00:40:15.960 And it's because they're oppressed.

00:40:17.700 Yeah.

00:40:18.900 Duh.

00:40:20.160 All right.

00:40:20.800 Moving on. 0.75

00:40:22.020 You know, if I was one of those guys who like, oh, I had sex in my car when I was 19 with my 0.99

00:40:26.960 girlfriend and now I'm on a sex offender list, to see all this shit happening now, the guys 0.99

00:40:31.960 with the dicks out riding their bikes, it'd be like, what happened? 0.99

00:40:35.400 Yeah. 0.86

00:40:35.600 I have that on my record right now.

00:40:38.100 And now it's just a true free for all.

00:40:39.880 Yeah.

00:40:40.060 So it went out the door, but it's like marijuana conviction.

00:40:42.800 It is like marijuana.

00:40:43.820 And marijuana is legal everywhere now.

00:40:45.700 And I'm serving time for having an ounce in the 1988.

00:40:48.760 Yeah.

00:40:49.160 So.

00:40:49.900 All right.

00:40:50.440 Moving on.

00:40:50.940 The uterus transplant for the abortion.

00:40:53.660 This guy wants to get a uterus so he can get an abortion. 1.00

00:40:55.940 Yeah.

00:40:56.060 Let's see what they're fantasizing about.

00:40:57.400 Right.

00:40:57.640 Yeah.

00:40:57.880 The first trans woman to have a successful uterus transplant, ovaries and eggs included.

00:41:04.520 And I want to be the first trans woman to have an abortion. 1.00

00:41:13.860 That's it, right?

00:41:14.780 That's pretty much it.

00:41:15.920 Forget it.

00:41:16.400 We see what they're fantasizing about, right?

00:41:18.340 And they always, there's always a thing of like, oh, like the right wing will say, you'll

00:41:21.260 never be a woman because you can't get pregnant. 1.00

00:41:23.140 And it's like, that's just one of the reasons you'll never be a woman. 1.00

00:41:25.700 But then they take that and go like, if I get pregnant, then I'm a woman.

00:41:29.540 Yeah.

00:41:29.940 So that they just do it and run with it.

00:41:31.420 And it's just like, you know, the horror is behind human comprehension.

00:41:35.920 And personally, to me, it's like, there's no follow-up statement.

00:41:40.000 It's just, you'll never be a woman. 1.00

00:41:42.220 Yeah.

00:41:42.400 There's no because afterwards.

00:41:43.880 It's just, no, I'm comfortable with, I don't even actually have to prove it.

00:41:46.940 You'll never be a woman because you don't have long hair. 1.00

00:41:48.860 Yeah.

00:41:49.480 You have to disprove it.

00:41:51.160 It's not, you know what I mean?

00:41:52.240 That's a good point.

00:41:53.040 And so again, this is just like something I'm noticing with the trans community too, is

00:41:57.260 constant fantasy.

00:41:59.420 They're daydreamers.

00:42:01.160 They're all in their own head and like spinning around constantly.

00:42:04.160 So it's like, I'm going to get the full uterus transplant and then an abortion just because

00:42:08.620 I know that'll trigger everybody.

00:42:10.180 And it's like, oh no, okay, that's fine.

00:42:12.560 300K.

00:42:13.420 I'm the surgeon.

00:42:14.940 Yeah.

00:42:15.240 So that's easy money because it doesn't even have to be delivered alive.

00:42:18.960 Yeah.

00:42:19.320 So 300K, we can make your delusion a reality.

00:42:23.160 And it only cost me a hundred.

00:42:24.500 So I pocket two.

00:42:25.760 That's so true.

00:42:26.680 Um, and then another thing I want to say, we were talking about this off screen a little

00:42:30.280 bit.

00:42:30.680 Um, there's one of the accounts on Twitter that I was looking at about, uh, trans like

00:42:34.960 delusions and stuff.

00:42:36.440 Troony tunes.

00:42:37.200 I think it was.

00:42:37.840 And they said that, uh, or they posted a video of, uh, trans, uh, a guy pretending to be

00:42:44.960 a girl doing like these Tik TOK bits where it's like him acting out all the parts.

00:42:50.100 And it's like, this is how it's like to go into a bar when women are there. 1.00

00:42:53.840 And he's like, Hey, blah, blah, blah.

00:42:56.080 Ooh, I'm acting out the other side.

00:42:57.780 Oh yeah.

00:42:58.600 Bet you can't do this.

00:42:59.860 And it's like, you're imagining a conversation between yourself and women that where you're

00:43:05.740 normal.

00:43:06.200 Cause you wrote it.

00:43:07.360 You wrote the bit.

00:43:08.700 It's just like such a LARP.

00:43:10.320 They really love daydreaming and making up scenarios. 1.00

00:43:13.100 It's real schizo shit. 1.00

00:43:14.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:15.220 Real schizo shit. 1.00

00:43:16.080 It's a very, as we always say, it's a very slippery slope. 1.00

00:43:18.640 So remember back in the day, abortion needs to be, you know, safe, legal, and rare.

00:43:22.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:43:23.220 And now a man's putting a uterus in himself to conceive a child through gay sex so he could 1.00

00:43:29.360 kill the unborn baby via abortion. 1.00

00:43:32.480 Yep. 1.00

00:43:32.680 So that's pretty, that's, oh, that's one step away from the bottom of the slope.

00:43:37.200 Yeah.

00:43:37.540 We should hit a dead cat bounce soon.

00:43:39.380 We should go back up after that.

00:43:41.260 But there is one more iteration that would make it the true end of the slope.

00:43:45.620 If I could, uh, someone under 18 was involved.

00:43:48.940 Hmm.

00:43:49.420 You know?

00:43:49.900 Yeah.

00:43:50.280 But like, we're pretty much at the very end of a very slippery slope.

00:43:54.520 Yeah.

00:43:54.920 And I was thinking too.

00:43:55.860 Excited to see where we'll go.

00:43:57.120 Yeah.

00:43:58.020 For the show, you know, this great for the show.

00:44:00.820 It gives us content.

00:44:01.780 I know.

00:44:02.540 Um, and I was also thinking. 1.00

00:44:03.460 It's very easy to compile this shit. 0.99

00:44:05.380 So. 1.00

00:44:05.640 Yeah.

00:44:05.880 And we're never going to run out, especially going into elections and stuff.

00:44:09.000 Um, if the devil's goal is to destroy God's creation, he's hitting home runs with the trans 1.00

00:44:15.200 people. 0.78

00:44:15.700 Oh yeah.

00:44:16.420 It's just the easiest home run ever.

00:44:18.600 Dinger after dinger.

00:44:19.980 Brown 40%. 0.98

00:44:21.220 Boom.

00:44:22.320 Yeah.

00:44:23.400 Exactly.

00:44:24.080 Gone.

00:44:24.660 That's a 400 footer. 1.00

00:44:25.960 It's like, you cut your balls off. 1.00

00:44:27.440 It's like, there's your, there goes your lineage. 1.00

00:44:29.300 Yep.

00:44:29.700 You get a uterus transplant.

00:44:31.120 I think he said from a healthy trans person.

00:44:33.640 So you're cutting like the lineage from one woman out, giving it to a guy who's not going 0.99

00:44:37.740 to use it and then kill it, you know?

00:44:39.180 So it's like the devil's very happy. 0.99

00:44:41.460 Indiana Jones switch.

00:44:42.980 Yep.

00:44:43.240 And then it's dead anyway.

00:44:44.700 Um, all right, moving on.

00:44:45.960 We are into urban decay.

00:44:46.900 We have a very thought out urban decay.

00:44:49.680 First clip of urban decay.

00:44:51.840 Um, it's kind of like a global thing.

00:44:53.900 Obviously every country, every Western country is dealing with the influx of illegals. 1.00

00:44:58.700 Yeah.

00:44:59.100 Refugees, illegal immigrants, stuff like that.

00:45:01.020 Specifically asylum seeking refugees.

00:45:03.440 That's what everybody's using.

00:45:04.560 That's the old trick to get in now, right?

00:45:06.320 Exactly.

00:45:06.940 We covered that last week.

00:45:08.320 Uh, there's a national pulse article that came out illegal migrant facility inhumane due

00:45:13.400 to unreliable wifi and no hair salons.

00:45:16.620 There's no hair salon.

00:45:18.260 That is not right.

00:45:19.660 That's a human rights violation.

00:45:21.140 So yeah, a migrant detention center has been branded inhumane by Britain's independent

00:45:25.180 monitoring board, the IMB, a prison watchdog group because it lacks a hair salon, a cultural

00:45:30.200 kitchen, high-speed wifi, and iPads to help illegal migrants make friends.

00:45:34.400 There's not enough iPads.

00:45:35.820 You don't have the iPads, England.

00:45:37.620 Um, and this is a female-only detention center, um, that is for people who are like specifically 1.00

00:45:43.900 already going to be deported.

00:45:46.140 Right?

00:45:47.200 Um, and so there's a couple damning things from this article that we just want to point

00:45:50.840 out.

00:45:51.140 Um, the center is run by a private firm on behalf of the government at a cost of $100,000

00:45:58.680 per year for each illegal migrant in residence.

00:46:02.640 A hundred thousand a year?

00:46:04.680 Per person.

00:46:05.600 Per person.

00:46:06.640 You know how much that is?

00:46:08.060 It's like if you stop a boat of 50 migrants, you save 50 million, uh, $5 million.

00:46:14.260 Yeah.

00:46:14.900 You know, a penny saved is a penny earned.

00:46:16.920 It's like every single dollar you spend on stopping the migrants from getting here is 1.00

00:46:21.520 saving you a hundred K a year per person, you know, and that, that varies by country,

00:46:26.440 of course, but just insane numbers here and shows the importance of like a border wall,

00:46:31.500 the importance of actually taking the laws seriously, getting them out quick.

00:46:35.940 Um, save penny earned, save dollar, no illegals. 0.99

00:46:40.500 Yeah.

00:46:41.220 Um, exactly.

00:46:42.840 There you go.

00:46:43.660 Um, and then thankfully somebody at least, uh, who was running this said, this is a modern

00:46:48.980 comfortable facility for housing individuals who should not be in this country and are 1.00

00:46:52.320 waiting to deportation.

00:46:53.860 The strength of the mobile signal and the quality of internet are not high priorities.

00:46:57.500 So at least someone there is a adult male.

00:47:01.400 Yeah. 0.58

00:47:02.060 Someone's in charge and didn't have their brain rotted. 0.98

00:47:04.680 Like, so we're like told what to do by women and homosexuals. 0.99

00:47:08.760 All right.

00:47:09.300 And that's the thing too.

00:47:10.320 It's like, who pays for this watchdog group?

00:47:12.620 There's a watchdog group making sure the people who broke into your country illegally 1.00

00:47:16.500 and are soon to be deported are treated with respect and dignity.

00:47:20.560 Why don't you help us get everyone out?

00:47:22.400 Yeah.

00:47:23.060 What are you watchdogging?

00:47:24.540 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:24.780 Their role is to facilitate the government spending more money dealing with these idiots. 1.00

00:47:29.620 You know? 1.00

00:47:30.200 Yeah.

00:47:30.940 That's like a problem everyone's facing.

00:47:32.620 We have problems like, you know, we have problems like that here.

00:47:35.220 Here's what downtown LA looks like.

00:47:37.000 It doesn't play in the background here.

00:47:38.400 It's just a zombie zone, a Mad Max town.

00:47:41.840 I used to call it Mad Max when we would go out at night in downtown LA walking around.

00:47:46.360 We would ride the city bikes.

00:47:47.680 It was kind of more like Thriller.

00:47:49.920 I think.

00:47:50.300 Oh, yeah.

00:47:50.760 You know, it's like dun-dun. 0.91

00:47:52.120 They all have a little rhythm to them.

00:47:53.820 Dun-dun.

00:47:54.520 And then they start coming out in the street and they combine.

00:47:56.880 We used to, me and Elijah used to rent bikes from like the city bike type of thing.

00:48:02.520 And at night we would ride through downtown when there weren't many cars and it would just

00:48:06.000 be like a weird post-apocalypse war zone.

00:48:08.880 Yeah.

00:48:09.140 I loved it.

00:48:09.760 What were they called in LA, those bikes?

00:48:12.240 Because it's city bikes in New York.

00:48:13.800 City bikes in New York.

00:48:14.360 It's divvy bikes in Chicago. 1.00

00:48:15.700 It was something stupid. 1.00

00:48:16.900 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:17.140 I don't remember stuff like that.

00:48:19.040 Sometimes I forget how old I am.

00:48:20.980 Okay.

00:48:21.380 There you go.

00:48:22.140 I don't remember the city bikes from LA.

00:48:23.820 Yeah.

00:48:24.360 You know.

00:48:25.580 All right.

00:48:26.080 And then here's what shopping at 7-Eleven in Portland looks like.

00:48:29.400 Yeah.

00:48:29.600 This is highly related to the LA Zombieland zone.

00:48:32.860 Please look at camera for entry.

00:48:34.380 And if you stand on the shoes, like into the screw, if you get the green light, that'll

00:48:44.280 open the door for you.

00:48:45.400 Oh, stand on the shoes?

00:48:46.800 Isn't that crazy?

00:48:48.000 And it's not going to, we don't have to tell you, but the first video, the LA Zombies,

00:48:52.820 in that video, are directly related.

00:48:55.260 Yeah. 0.83

00:48:56.020 America's inability to stop the zombies, the literal criminal zombie street rats, is now 0.92

00:49:01.440 forcing you to use facial recognition camera.

00:49:03.900 Look up to get your coffee and cigarettes at 9 p.m.

00:49:07.200 Exactly.

00:49:07.760 So thank a local liberal politician for ruining it.

00:49:11.460 Yeah.

00:49:11.680 Thank your local DA.

00:49:12.880 So basically it's like you have no arrests, so crime goes up.

00:49:15.660 So then you need to take measures for security.

00:49:18.240 And then you have security cameras with biometric data like this, and everything's locked up.

00:49:24.140 So then basically your rights decrease, and then there's still crime because no one gets

00:49:28.080 arrested, when all they have to do is just enforce the laws that are already on the books.

00:49:32.820 It's not like you have to make a new law and get something passed and get bipartisan

00:49:36.240 agreement.

00:49:37.140 The laws are already there.

00:49:38.580 Yeah.

00:49:39.140 Stealing is illegal.

00:49:40.760 Stuff's a felony.

00:49:41.820 But everything is going out the window.

00:49:44.280 No one wants to listen to that.

00:49:45.240 No one wants to enforce that.

00:49:46.260 So we're in this weird purgatory where it's like we have the laws, but we're not enforcing

00:49:51.160 them.

00:49:51.740 But what, do we need new laws?

00:49:53.260 It's like, no, here's a security state overreach on all your rights because of all that crime

00:49:58.140 you're complaining about.

00:49:59.160 Yeah.

00:49:59.420 And the weird part is the goal is to kind of like wait you out so that everybody's standards

00:50:04.860 get lower and lower.

00:50:06.180 And then it's just like, yeah, this is just how it is.

00:50:08.720 You know, the young generation is like, yeah, it's been this way for my whole life.

00:50:12.820 Like I'm 18 now.

00:50:14.340 Yeah.

00:50:14.800 They'll just wait them out. 0.58

00:50:15.800 They just kind of steal.

00:50:17.120 And then they try to make you forget how good it used to be.

00:50:20.460 Yeah.

00:50:20.780 They wait you out and then they wait for the old generations to die who could like tell 1.00

00:50:24.700 you how it used to be.

00:50:25.820 And then all you know is how it is.

00:50:27.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:27.860 Shut up, old man. 1.00

00:50:29.080 It didn't used to be like that. 1.00

00:50:30.580 You're lying.

00:50:31.420 Boom.

00:50:32.000 Give me your wallet.

00:50:33.420 Some minority robs you. 0.99

00:50:35.400 All right.

00:50:35.960 Moving on.

00:50:36.520 The ring cameras are bad now.

00:50:37.880 Yeah.

00:50:38.880 This kind of goes hand in hand with that.

00:50:41.300 But I think this was Wired magazine doing a product review and they said, why we don't

00:50:47.040 recommend ring cameras. 0.93

00:50:48.900 And they write it like a coward, you know, like a leftist.

00:50:52.240 Uh, most product testing is simple.

00:50:55.300 If a router is better with more, uh, features, then we give it this, but then this is like

00:51:00.540 their, we have to press timeout and we're not just doing the product.

00:51:04.020 We're taking it on the whole for its social impact.

00:51:06.360 It's not a technical review.

00:51:07.480 It's a social review.

00:51:08.780 Yeah.

00:51:09.000 So while you set up a ring camera, you're auto automatically enrolled in the neighbor's

00:51:12.680 service.

00:51:13.780 Um, neighbors, which is also a standalone app shows you activity feed from all nearby ring

00:51:19.180 camera owners with posts about found dogs, stolen hoses, a safety report that shows how

00:51:25.140 many calls violent or nonviolent were made in the past week.

00:51:28.500 Um, and it also lets you easily share your ring camera data with police departments, right?

00:51:33.720 Uh, so you can share the videos captured with your ring doorbells and outdoor security cameras

00:51:38.340 to law enforcement.

00:51:39.100 It's a unique feature to ring even next door.

00:51:42.280 Another neighborhood app removed.

00:51:44.420 It's forward to police feature in 2020.

00:51:47.420 Oh, the George Floyd pressure got to him there, uh, which allowed next door users to forward

00:51:51.960 their safety posts, blah, blah, blah.

00:51:53.900 But so wired's team, they're going on to writing about this.

00:51:58.120 And like, I just want to read a few lines cause you know, their case, their cases, Oh, it could

00:52:03.500 be mean to black people. 0.96

00:52:04.820 So it shouldn't exist. 0.99

00:52:06.200 You should have no safety.

00:52:07.960 Um, and so it says the company has been clear.

00:52:10.760 It's what customers want sharing, having these apps, uh, even though there's no evidence that

00:52:17.080 more video surveillance footage keeps communities safer.

00:52:20.000 There's no evidence of this.

00:52:21.900 Like who is this author just throwing out that insane claim, right?

00:52:25.240 Probably some girl who went to Wesleyan.

00:52:27.600 There's no evidence.

00:52:28.460 It's like, uh, I solved a crime last week.

00:52:30.580 There's extremely tangible.

00:52:32.140 Here he is on camera breaking my window.

00:52:34.060 Yeah.

00:52:34.300 Here he is arrested.

00:52:35.400 We matched up the faces.

00:52:36.820 He got convicted.

00:52:37.700 Yeah.

00:52:37.820 You're in jail.

00:52:38.980 So, um, blah, the, the article is really long winded, but it says, uh, neighbors increases

00:52:45.260 the possibility of racial profiling.

00:52:47.680 It makes it easier for both private citizens and law enforcement agencies to target certain

00:52:52.300 groups for suspicion of crime based on skin color, ethnicity, religion, or country of origin.

00:52:57.880 So they're just whining one. 0.97

00:53:00.340 It has no proof, but it's also for sure going to increase racism or something.

00:53:04.620 Yeah.

00:53:04.860 They're firing from the hip on both.

00:53:06.360 So it'll increase racial suspicions when a black person does a crime, but it doesn't 0.99

00:53:11.820 the black person's crime increase racial, increased racial suspicions, not the ring cam.

00:53:17.780 It's like, they're like, they're trying to do a chicken or the egg, but then they're adding

00:53:21.240 in you watching it, you know, chicken or the egg, which came first?

00:53:24.840 Well, if you're watching it and sharing it, then you just polluted the experiment.

00:53:29.440 Yeah.

00:53:29.660 You know what I mean?

00:53:30.400 It's kind of a, it makes no sense to me.

00:53:32.640 And then they also said like homeowners are going to become a vigilantes if this happens,

00:53:36.560 but it's like, yeah, leave it to the police.

00:53:39.260 Let them not arrest anybody.

00:53:40.900 Don't need you getting involved.

00:53:42.840 And then, so I just want to read one last sentence from this article.

00:53:45.720 It's like neighbors can contact, uh, like law enforcement can create requests for assistant

00:53:50.340 and neighbors can contact camera owners directly for footage.

00:53:53.200 So you can kind of like reach out and a cop can be like, can I have this?

00:53:56.220 Can I have that?

00:53:56.940 Your neighbor can be like, can I have this?

00:53:59.120 Um, and the sentence in this article, we believe this feature should not exist.

00:54:04.060 They're just like trying to shame and bully a nice suburban community from sharing and reporting

00:54:10.140 things and keeping their community safe.

00:54:12.340 Yeah.

00:54:12.900 And it's like, these are the same people.

00:54:14.680 I probably think that no one should have a gun either.

00:54:16.380 Of course, of course.

00:54:18.500 Um, but yeah, so the article is a really word salad, nothing that there's no proof having

00:54:24.280 camera stops crimes.

00:54:25.380 And there's also no proof that it makes people racist, but it could.

00:54:29.400 So the current state of journalism, right?

00:54:32.380 Yeah. 0.98

00:54:33.180 Don't get a ring cam because when it catches black people doing crimes on your house, 1.00

00:54:38.100 it might make people suspicious of black people. 0.91

00:54:41.640 What about the people doing the crime?

00:54:43.700 Doesn't that do it?

00:54:44.680 All right, moving on. 1.00

00:54:45.500 The girl who says stinky whites. 1.00

00:54:47.460 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:47.840 Let's see.

00:54:48.460 Let's see who this is actually not on a ring camera.

00:54:51.300 She filmed it herself.

00:54:53.360 Okay.

00:54:54.260 This isn't like full shade towards you.

00:54:56.380 I just see a lot of comments like this and this was the most recent one.

00:54:58.760 So I'm just responding to this one. 0.99

00:55:00.140 When white people say shit like this, it isn't the serve they think it is. 1.00

00:55:03.820 Like you're a part of the problem. 1.00

00:55:05.400 Fix your people.

00:55:06.640 Pause it real quick.

00:55:07.320 So the thing she's reacting to is it says, what does it say on top?

00:55:11.280 It says, I don't blame you for not trusting white people. 0.72

00:55:14.000 I'm white and I don't even trust other white people. 0.90

00:55:17.300 Okay. 0.54

00:55:17.860 Now that's good context. 1.00

00:55:19.740 Like when white people are like, I'm white and white people do suck. 1.00

00:55:23.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:24.460 You're probably a part of those said white people.

00:55:27.180 So do something about it. 1.00

00:55:28.360 The fuck? 1.00

00:55:29.580 Also, I hate when white people try to validate me. 1.00

00:55:32.560 Like they're literally like, I'm white, but I agree. 1.00

00:55:35.780 Bro.

00:55:36.620 I don't know if you noticed, but I don't need validation from white people. 0.83

00:55:39.800 Like that's the last thing I need in my life. 0.98

00:55:41.820 Like I feel like white people always try, but they miss. 0.94

00:55:45.560 Like, and I feel bad for y'all. 1.00

00:55:48.100 Not that bad though, because your ancestors suck and you're stinky and evil. 0.99

00:55:51.320 But bad enough where I want to call you out and tell you not to leave comments like this because it's crusty. 0.99

00:55:58.380 Anyways, for all the bleach demons willing to learn, I see you. 0.98

00:56:02.660 You're not as bad as the rest.

00:56:03.400 And then earlier in the thing she says, fix your people. 0.97

00:56:06.580 It's like, are we disproportionately killing people and looting?

00:56:10.580 Are we taking more in taxes than we're paying?

00:56:13.720 Are we bad at building the entire West?

00:56:18.300 You know?

00:56:18.740 Fix your people.

00:56:19.560 Are we doing a ton of crimes?

00:56:21.360 Do we have ring camera articles about us and how we shouldn't be profiled based on our skin color?

00:56:26.760 Because of all the disproportionate crime done in communities?

00:56:29.540 Oh.

00:56:30.400 Fix your people. 0.97

00:56:31.220 And then they call us stinky. 0.99

00:56:32.880 Stinky. 0.98

00:56:34.280 Sure about that? 0.98

00:56:35.840 Sure about that?

00:56:38.120 I love it, man.

00:56:39.360 I love it.

00:56:39.940 It's really just so off base that it's so good.

00:56:43.620 And she churns up this white person who, like, is the only type of person who will hear her out. 0.59

00:56:50.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:51.020 The white race traitor saboteur who's like, fuck white people. 1.00

00:56:55.500 And then she goes, fuck you. 1.00

00:56:57.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:56:57.600 And then there's us who's like, you're an idiot. 1.00

00:56:59.600 You know, you obviously don't make points. 1.00

00:57:01.700 You ever heard of Per Capita?

00:57:03.380 Yeah.

00:57:03.840 You ever heard of the Per Capita crime stats lady? 1.00

00:57:06.320 Maybe because you guys are stealing and killing and the bleach demons live in very safe and quiet neighborhoods. 1.00

00:57:13.940 Bleach demons.

00:57:14.980 We built the whole thing.

00:57:16.340 We built the whole West.

00:57:18.740 Let's see.

00:57:19.620 Well, you know, she's not completely wrong. 0.91

00:57:21.580 There are white people doing crimes, too. 0.98

00:57:23.440 Of course, just like black people. 1.00

00:57:25.220 Are we going to show her first with her boyfriend? 0.64

00:57:27.140 Oh, yeah.

00:57:27.500 Really quick.

00:57:28.060 So she got humiliated, revealed.

00:57:30.360 Got a white boyfriend. 0.80

00:57:31.600 White boyfriend.

00:57:33.000 That's her white boyfriend. 0.61

00:57:34.260 There she is. 0.92

00:57:35.260 She probably also believes in the obesity standards for a racist, too. 1.00

00:57:40.220 Yeah.

00:57:40.580 That's why she could be.

00:57:41.900 That's why she could eat whatever. 0.96

00:57:43.420 That's why her legs so thick. 1.00

00:57:45.660 But yeah, there he is. 0.98

00:57:46.300 White boy. 0.98

00:57:47.100 Bleach demon. 0.99

00:57:48.500 Got a little bleach demon of her own. 0.89

00:57:50.100 There's a very rare Venn diagram when we agree with Tariq Nasheed.

00:57:53.740 And this is one of them.

00:57:55.340 Yeah.

00:57:55.840 Where like he goes, oh, shaking my head.

00:57:58.840 And we agree, Tariq.

00:58:00.580 Yep.

00:58:01.220 So we, you know, we're not perfect.

00:58:03.000 White people are not perfect. 0.82

00:58:04.140 We do do crimes, too. 0.99

00:58:05.860 Yeah. 0.97

00:58:06.220 So we actually have a video of white people doing crimes. 0.81

00:58:09.820 It's two old, two boomers. 0.93

00:58:11.860 Yeah.

00:58:12.200 Two old guys.

00:58:13.680 Two boomers at a golf store. 0.88

00:58:16.300 Uh-oh.

00:58:17.540 And then homie.

00:58:19.360 Two putters.

00:58:20.800 Takes two putters.

00:58:23.020 What are those?

00:58:23.520 The White Hot?

00:58:25.040 The Johnny Cameron White Hots.

00:58:27.120 Johnny Cameron.

00:58:28.200 Is that what they are?

00:58:28.960 No, I don't know.

00:58:29.700 Scotty Cameron.

00:58:30.500 Scotty Cameron.

00:58:30.980 Yeah, Scotty.

00:58:31.420 Scotty Cameron White Hot.

00:58:32.600 I don't know.

00:58:33.620 And these old guys wearing like button downs and sweaters. 1.00

00:58:37.160 And then he starts putting it in.

00:58:38.420 And his buddy's like helping him.

00:58:39.740 Like, let's go.

00:58:40.280 This was their plan.

00:58:41.160 And then they fake.

00:58:41.720 He's doing a good job faking the other guy.

00:58:43.720 And then he kind of walks with a limp, which is like reasonable for an old man. 1.00

00:58:48.020 Have a weird straight leg.

00:58:49.780 And they kind of rush out of there.

00:58:51.840 So, yeah, we're not perfect.

00:58:53.080 Heist.

00:58:53.880 Yeah.

00:58:54.640 We're not perfect.

00:58:56.300 What do you think of that?

00:58:59.520 Inflation, man.

00:59:00.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:59:01.820 Inflation's making people do desperate shit. 0.99

00:59:04.320 They both are probably buddies and they both want a new putter. 0.98

00:59:07.660 And they're just like, ah, 285 bucks.

00:59:09.920 I can't.

00:59:10.280 Yeah.

00:59:10.620 I can't.

00:59:11.120 That guy just.

00:59:12.220 He's like always in the back.

00:59:13.460 We can go in and out.

00:59:14.240 They wouldn't even notice.

00:59:15.800 Hilarious.

00:59:16.140 Well, as long as it's not over a thousand dollars, you can take whatever you want.

00:59:18.880 Yeah.

00:59:19.180 Play by the rules that they set for you.

00:59:21.340 Right.

00:59:21.580 No need to arrest these people.

00:59:22.720 And then speaking of what you said before about how we agree with Tariq Nasheed sometimes,

00:59:27.160 this next clip is one that we agree with Tariq Nasheed.

00:59:30.660 People, the black people in this video. 0.98

00:59:33.000 Black women. 1.00

00:59:33.920 The black women in this video are twerking at a, what kind of site is it? 1.00

00:59:37.940 It's a slave master's historical site.

00:59:40.960 So it was where they had either, it was either the slave quarters or the slave holders mansion. 0.87

00:59:46.400 But here's the solution.

00:59:49.240 Got to twerk on it.

00:59:50.760 Got to twerk on it, dude.

00:59:53.560 So they twerk on it. 0.55

00:59:54.840 So us and Tariq Nasheed both found this disgusting.

00:59:58.760 So we're agreeing with Tariq, I guess.

01:00:01.460 And then I kind of call it, it's become this all encompassing thing like where a hammer is always looking for a nail.

01:00:10.720 Yeah.

01:00:10.880 When you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

01:00:12.760 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

01:00:13.360 And when you're a black woman, you. 1.00

01:00:16.120 Everything can get twerk. 0.99

01:00:17.140 Everything can get twerked on is basically what we're saying.

01:00:19.400 So here's another one where these women got an opportunity to meet a spider monkey or maybe a macaw. 0.99

01:00:24.180 So it's like, yeah. 0.94

01:00:24.900 So it's like if you're a black woman and you could twerk on at a funeral, you could twerk at brunch, at a kid's party. 0.98

01:00:32.400 There's always something that can get twerked on. 0.99

01:00:33.900 Twerk on the cop car during the riots.

01:00:35.620 So for this one, yeah, twerk on an ambulance we saw a couple of years ago.

01:00:39.120 So for this one, these people met like a spider monkey.

01:00:42.760 Great opportunity.

01:00:43.660 Which was a huge twerk opportunity.

01:00:49.060 They seized it.

01:00:50.320 They go, oh, there's a monkey here.

01:00:51.700 Twerk.

01:00:53.300 And it's like that monkey understands this.

01:00:55.300 Yeah.

01:00:55.820 He's like, I know what's going on.

01:00:57.000 Everyone's kind of shaking their thing.

01:00:58.220 He's like, yeah, I got that too.

01:00:59.540 I got that too.

01:01:01.140 Yeah.

01:01:01.440 So when you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

01:01:05.560 And the twerking will continue, guys.

01:01:08.320 Exactly.

01:01:08.820 There was a woman's tweet, which I thought was really funny.

01:01:10.800 And it says, I don't support all women. 1.00

01:01:13.420 Some of you bitches are very dumb. 1.00

01:01:15.920 I think the slave twerkers would be exhibit A. 1.00

01:01:18.720 Yeah.

01:01:19.440 All right.

01:01:19.780 Moving on.

01:01:20.760 We are into second page of Urban Decay.

01:01:22.960 No big deal.

01:01:24.260 The Discrimination Against Black People Survey.

01:01:28.160 Yeah.

01:01:28.340 So this was, how much, the question for this survey was, how much discrimination is there

01:01:33.660 in the U.S. today against blacks?

01:01:36.260 In 2012, 33% of African Americans said there was a great deal of discrimination against blacks.

01:01:43.220 In 2020, that number jumped up to 64.5%.

01:01:48.140 So.

01:01:49.840 It's a great deal of discrimination.

01:01:51.300 64.5.

01:01:52.020 Basically doubled.

01:01:53.100 Yeah.

01:01:53.540 In eight years.

01:01:54.920 Must have gotten really bad.

01:01:56.440 Yeah.

01:01:56.640 And then keep in mind, we'll show some graphs quickly in the background.

01:02:00.320 This is the graph of approval of black and white marriage over the last few years.

01:02:04.680 Looks like a hockey stick.

01:02:05.880 Yeah.

01:02:06.420 Straight up.

01:02:07.240 And during that same time, it went way up.

01:02:10.100 So.

01:02:10.180 Yeah.

01:02:10.580 While they're experiencing a lot of discrimination, they said.

01:02:13.120 Exactly.

01:02:13.580 So while they're experiencing a lot of discrimination, everyone else seems to be more and more fine

01:02:17.560 with black people, and then this is a graph of the media's use of the term racist or racism

01:02:25.200 over the last few years, over the last 50 years.

01:02:28.340 And that graph just, that's the real hockey stick.

01:02:31.100 Yeah.

01:02:31.220 That's more of a hockey stick.

01:02:32.840 That's what you want to invest in.

01:02:34.300 So you can thank BLM for this. 0.97

01:02:36.640 They have like the same, I'm a victim brain poison that the LGBTs have. 1.00

01:02:41.480 Yeah. 0.99

01:02:41.980 Yeah.

01:02:42.360 It's mostly made up and doesn't fit reality, but, you know, George Floyd got killed that

01:02:48.600 one time.

01:02:49.300 Yeah.

01:02:49.640 So.

01:02:50.220 On drugs and you get all the fentanyl.

01:02:52.040 Fentanyl.

01:02:52.540 Yeah.

01:02:52.780 He had the banana.

01:02:53.760 He was jumping up and down on the security camera footage.

01:02:56.320 Everybody saw that, right?

01:02:57.260 Yeah.

01:02:57.520 Or no, did they not?

01:02:58.580 Did they not show it?

01:02:59.280 Probably not.

01:02:59.500 They probably didn't show that.

01:03:00.620 And then this is another interesting one.

01:03:02.180 You want to take this?

01:03:03.140 Yeah.

01:03:03.460 So this is a graph and it basically says, among blacks, those who have attended college are more likely

01:03:09.800 to say they're experiencing racial discrimination.

01:03:13.220 Yeah.

01:03:13.520 So the more educated you are, the more racial discrimination you experience, but you're

01:03:18.180 getting a college education.

01:03:20.700 Which you likely got into that college a little easier, as we've seen with the damning statistics.

01:03:26.200 Yeah.

01:03:26.780 So it's, I guess, a learned behavior.

01:03:28.600 They really hammered in at college that you're discriminated against, you're discriminated

01:03:31.840 against, you're discriminated against.

01:03:33.120 Isn't that interesting?

01:03:34.220 They come out of college and they go.

01:03:35.400 It's like a black person who doesn't go to college would say, no, I'm not that discriminated.

01:03:42.100 It's not that bad for me.

01:03:43.600 I went to college.

01:03:44.360 It was great.

01:03:45.200 You know?

01:03:45.400 You know?

01:03:45.780 So it's like, for them, it's fine.

01:03:47.940 But then if you go to college, that's when you really learn how discriminated everyone

01:03:52.020 is against you.

01:03:52.980 Yeah.

01:03:53.500 That's when you finally find out.

01:03:55.340 And then we have examples of this attitude.

01:03:58.080 The black surgeon tweet. 0.63

01:03:59.440 Today, I walked into a new hospital with hair fresh out of a protective style, afro sitting

01:04:05.400 high and wide on top of my head.

01:04:07.360 I checked in with my name and stated my purpose for being there and was sent to patient registration.

01:04:12.220 I'm not having surgery.

01:04:13.980 I am the surgeon.

01:04:16.200 It's like, okay.

01:04:17.200 No one knew that.

01:04:18.020 You're the surgeon?

01:04:18.780 Okay.

01:04:19.200 Room two.

01:04:20.040 Room eight.

01:04:20.160 I didn't mean to send you to room one.

01:04:21.620 Sorry.

01:04:21.920 Room two.

01:04:22.540 Yeah.

01:04:22.760 Get prepped.

01:04:23.560 Cool.

01:04:24.660 It's like, that's it, right?

01:04:26.380 No one's like a racist.

01:04:27.620 You could never be the surgeon.

01:04:30.280 You have big afro hair.

01:04:32.240 Is that what they think is happening?

01:04:34.840 Yeah.

01:04:35.340 That's what they think is really going on.

01:04:37.400 And I'm sure she got into medical school a lot looser than a couple of white guys did.

01:04:42.860 That's very true.

01:04:43.820 I would not be wanting to have surgery from that person.

01:04:47.260 That would not be my first choice on a surgeon.

01:04:48.660 I was complaining on Twitter, too. 0.89

01:04:49.840 They probably would be anti-white and be like, I'm going to cut his artery a little worse. 0.96

01:04:54.420 Yeah, these sutures. 1.00

01:04:55.600 Fuck them. 1.00

01:04:56.540 You got enough anesthesia. 1.00

01:04:58.080 Yeah.

01:04:58.400 All right. 0.93

01:04:58.820 And then the black guy fishing. 0.95

01:04:59.840 Here's another good one. 0.96

01:05:02.880 Hello.

01:05:03.700 How are you?

01:05:04.700 Good.

01:05:05.080 How are you?

01:05:05.560 Very nice.

01:05:06.400 You guys residence here?

01:05:08.080 Are we bothering anyone?

01:05:09.960 I just have to.

01:05:11.240 Don't touch anything.

01:05:12.520 Sorry?

01:05:12.880 All right.

01:05:16.600 Well, this lake is presently for residents only.

01:05:21.200 So thank you for filming.

01:05:23.860 I'm not giving you permission to film.

01:05:25.420 Hey, so y'all hear what I go through, right?

01:05:32.280 This is the third person.

01:05:33.960 This is the third person.

01:05:35.880 I'm in my own neighborhood.

01:05:37.380 And a white person came and bothered me while I'm fishing.

01:05:40.600 He's acting like a girl. 1.00

01:05:43.520 Like a twink. 1.00

01:05:44.280 You're like a pussy. 1.00

01:05:45.580 Yeah. 1.00

01:05:45.940 You're like a crybaby snitch filming. 0.97

01:05:48.400 Hey, do you guys live here? 0.98

01:05:49.900 This lake's for residents only.

01:05:51.880 Oh, yeah, I do.

01:05:52.560 I live on Cherry Street.

01:05:53.620 Oh, you do?

01:05:54.340 Oh, I live on Maple.

01:05:55.320 I didn't realize.

01:05:55.860 I haven't met you yet.

01:05:56.520 I'm Carol.

01:05:57.120 Hey, Carol. 0.98

01:05:57.600 I'm Bob.

01:05:58.400 Oh, yeah.

01:05:58.800 All good.

01:05:59.180 Enjoy.

01:05:59.640 You guys catching anything?

01:06:00.780 Oh, nothing yet.

01:06:01.460 Just got here.

01:06:02.060 Okay.

01:06:02.520 Have a good day.

01:06:03.320 Just checking to make sure.

01:06:04.680 Just want to keep the neighborhood safe.

01:06:06.480 That's how much it takes.

01:06:08.040 That's how it goes.

01:06:08.820 Instead, they just don't answer the question and go, this is the third person.

01:06:12.640 They don't answer the question.

01:06:13.500 And then like that hesitance of like, well, do you live here?

01:06:16.040 Like, here we go.

01:06:17.380 And it's like, well, do you live here? 0.99

01:06:19.560 It's like, this person's like, y'all, look at this bitch trying to police her community 1.00

01:06:24.180 and keep it safer. 0.99

01:06:26.040 Women like this are what keep communities like in line. 1.00

01:06:30.940 You know what I mean? 0.99

01:06:31.680 Having standards, not letting people just do bullshit. 0.99

01:06:35.040 Like, you know, she would do this to a bunch of different people. 0.99

01:06:39.720 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:40.120 Kids, punk kids fucking around. 1.00

01:06:42.360 The Mexican guys who go and eat the catfish and keep them. 1.00

01:06:45.280 Yeah.

01:06:47.440 Exactly.

01:06:47.840 So all you have to do, like, they just assume the absolute worst because everyone's convinced

01:06:52.120 they're so oppressed.

01:06:52.980 So they assume the absolute worst.

01:06:54.700 Oh, this took a 50 year old white woman. 1.00

01:06:57.200 Is she here to mess you up? 1.00

01:06:58.560 Is she here to steal your shit? 1.00

01:06:59.880 Is she going to beat you up, dude? 1.00

01:07:00.800 Like, this guy's such a pussy. 1.00

01:07:02.040 Hey, do you guys live here for residence only? 1.00

01:07:03.160 Yeah, we do.

01:07:03.880 Oh, okay.

01:07:04.840 Yeah, we do.

01:07:05.260 I'm Michael.

01:07:06.360 Like, that's it.

01:07:07.420 What's your name?

01:07:08.200 She was so pleasant and like trying to just make sure that, and you know, maybe they do live

01:07:12.900 there.

01:07:13.080 Maybe they don't.

01:07:13.800 I don't know.

01:07:14.820 I don't know.

01:07:15.260 I wouldn't want to be your neighbor, though, if that's how you act.

01:07:18.040 Yeah.

01:07:18.280 I don't know.

01:07:18.460 Everyone's trying to get me. 0.73

01:07:19.680 Oh, they're racist.

01:07:21.120 Why'd you move into the probably 90% white neighborhood? 0.66

01:07:24.000 Yeah.

01:07:24.380 If it's so racist.

01:07:25.740 Exactly.

01:07:26.120 It's like a trade-off.

01:07:27.420 They think racism, oh, safety, but it's all racist against me.

01:07:32.260 Yeah.

01:07:32.840 Exactly.

01:07:33.780 Just live with us.

01:07:34.900 All right.

01:07:35.160 Moving on.

01:07:35.680 We're out of Urban Decay, and we are into Uplifting Gold.

01:07:40.820 Okay.

01:07:41.220 Is that exciting?

01:07:41.820 Yeah.

01:07:42.440 All right.

01:07:42.760 We're going to go kind of fast because we're, you know, we're a little behind.

01:07:45.900 We're trying to keep these episodes to like an hour and 10 max, so, you know.

01:07:49.720 All right.

01:07:50.160 Moving on.

01:07:50.820 Uplifting Gold.

01:07:51.680 Don't get too down.

01:07:52.380 Don't get too depressed.

01:07:53.200 We are into Uplifting Gold.

01:07:54.340 Our first clip of Uplifting Gold is that Denny's criminal tries to get away and then doesn't.

01:07:59.880 It's actually an Urban Decay Uplifting Gold, but-

01:08:02.560 It's the brackish in between.

01:08:03.640 Exactly.

01:08:04.320 ...folded outside this Denny's restaurant on Hawthorne.

01:08:06.660 The gunman's seen running across the parking lot to the victim's car where police say he robbed

01:08:10.820 the four people inside.

01:08:12.260 One woman jumps out running into the restaurant for help. 1.00

01:08:15.300 You see panicked patrons inside calling 911.

01:08:18.540 While out in the parking lot, the victims take matters into their own hands.

01:08:22.540 The driver in the victim's vehicle hits the gas, dragging the gunman back, almost knocking

01:08:28.120 him down.

01:08:29.020 The suspect regains his stride, trying to get to the getaway car, which passes him by.

01:08:33.940 Getaway car bails.

01:08:34.700 The victim then taking direct aim, running him down, the gun still in his hand.

01:08:40.560 Running away from the scene with the gun in his hand when the victims chased him in their

01:08:43.920 car and when they struck him, it launched his body up in the air and somewhere in that process,

01:08:48.800 the gun in his hand fired, resulting in him getting a bullet in the head.

01:08:52.920 Inside the restaurant.

01:08:53.840 The cop likes that.

01:08:54.620 The cop was laughing, dude.

01:08:56.740 The guy got hit by the car and shot himself in the head.

01:08:59.540 He's dead.

01:09:00.600 After trying to rob four people.

01:09:02.040 It's called, that's what you get.

01:09:03.620 And remember, maybe it was Tuesday, maybe the week before.

01:09:06.720 We need more bodies on the pavement. 0.97

01:09:08.840 Some people need to not make it, you know?

01:09:11.200 And this guy is the lucky recipient of that one.

01:09:13.700 And so it's lovely to see a criminal get some quick comeuppance.

01:09:17.400 I hope no one, no DA starts going after the people in the car or something.

01:09:20.840 Imagine.

01:09:21.500 No.

01:09:21.700 It's not impossible.

01:09:22.640 California.

01:09:23.280 Oh, it's definitely not impossible. 0.90

01:09:24.580 But if it was a white guy, there would be hate in his heart and he would be charged. 0.98

01:09:28.620 But I think they were all black. 0.99

01:09:30.000 All right.

01:09:30.380 Moving on.

01:09:31.580 The squirrel gets away.

01:09:33.060 This is uplifting.

01:09:34.460 Some monster is trying to catch a squirrel with a net in the house.

01:09:38.060 A baby squirrel.

01:09:38.540 I'm trying to save you.

01:09:39.840 And luckily this thing gets away.

01:09:43.700 Well, he goes, well, and that thing is just gone.

01:09:52.600 Gone forever.

01:09:53.320 Goodbye.

01:09:53.640 He's done.

01:09:54.360 Your house is going to start smelling in like four days.

01:09:57.560 All right.

01:09:58.580 Guy caught a rod with a fish on it.

01:10:01.720 This is good fishing summer stuff.

01:10:03.400 There we go.

01:10:03.720 There's Ben right there.

01:10:04.680 He's got one.

01:10:06.080 So he reels it in and he caught another rod.

01:10:10.960 It popped out, Ben.

01:10:13.140 Wow.

01:10:13.700 Easy, easy.

01:10:14.880 What do you got?

01:10:15.860 He's got the fish.

01:10:16.320 Oh, he got the...

01:10:17.080 What?

01:10:18.360 There's no way.

01:10:19.900 Just don't move.

01:10:20.860 Don't move.

01:10:21.480 Don't move.

01:10:22.120 That's a good catch.

01:10:23.620 What?

01:10:26.000 So he perfectly caught like the eye of one of the things.

01:10:29.200 Did I just catch the fishing rod?

01:10:30.840 There's no way.

01:10:35.000 And there's still a fish on it.

01:10:39.280 Yeah, Ben.

01:10:40.080 That is a good one.

01:10:41.800 That's the weirdest catch in my life.

01:10:44.300 And then you reel it all the way as you eventually land the fish.

01:10:46.500 It's a big fish.

01:10:47.220 That's a big fish. 0.95

01:10:47.800 Striper, right?

01:10:48.500 No one's going to believe that.

01:10:50.360 Just like that.

01:10:51.180 Just like that.

01:10:51.700 Nice big striped bass.

01:10:53.480 That's good action.

01:10:54.720 Yeah.

01:10:55.320 Great.

01:10:55.920 All right.

01:10:56.180 Moving on.

01:10:56.580 The Roman candle fight.

01:10:57.500 This is fun for the summer.

01:11:02.180 You can have Roman candle fights with each other.

01:11:05.780 It looks fun because it hits hard.

01:11:08.820 Isn't that cool?

01:11:09.960 Yeah.

01:11:10.400 That's fun.

01:11:11.020 That's uplifting gold.

01:11:12.140 And that's why it's in uplifting gold.

01:11:13.920 Yep.

01:11:14.420 That's fun.

01:11:15.160 The kid who's mad, he's not Mexican. 1.00

01:11:19.700 You're African. 1.00

01:11:20.640 You're black. 1.00

01:11:23.520 Okay. 0.99

01:11:24.460 I want to be Mexican.

01:11:25.680 Why do you want to be Mexican? 1.00

01:11:29.820 Huh?

01:11:31.360 Because you eat quesadillas.

01:11:33.600 Because you eat quesadillas?

01:11:35.280 Yeah.

01:11:35.840 That's why you want to be Mexican? 1.00

01:11:38.780 So you don't want to be from Africa anymore?

01:11:41.540 No.

01:11:42.160 Why not?

01:11:44.040 Because I want to be Mexican.

01:11:46.660 Where do you get this from?

01:11:47.820 What make you want to be Mexican? 1.00

01:11:49.520 You can't just be Mexican just because you eat quesadillas.

01:11:51.960 Because Negasi is Mexican. 1.00

01:11:54.060 Negasi is Ethiopian too.

01:11:55.460 Well, he's half Mexican, but he's Ethiopian too.

01:11:59.340 Well, I'm on a Mexican too.

01:12:03.460 That's enough.

01:12:04.320 He's just funny.

01:12:05.100 He doesn't understand the world and wants to be Mexican. 1.00

01:12:07.200 Because he eats quesadillas.

01:12:08.560 There you go.

01:12:09.120 When I was a baby, I used to want to be a Chinese man.

01:12:11.680 Yeah.

01:12:12.260 When I was five.

01:12:13.020 I felt like that was just a bit the whole time, though.

01:12:15.340 You think that's true?

01:12:16.280 No.

01:12:16.500 I think you knew what you were doing, though.

01:12:18.820 Oh, no.

01:12:19.380 I think you were aware.

01:12:21.080 The problem was I misunderstood Chinese man for delivery man.

01:12:27.140 Okay.

01:12:28.040 So every delivery guy for the Chinese was a Chinese man.

01:12:31.980 And we would order it once a week.

01:12:33.860 So a delivery guy would come to the house once a week, and it would be like, that's who I want to be.

01:12:38.960 The Chinese man.

01:12:39.720 I want to be the Chinese man.

01:12:40.720 Gotcha.

01:12:41.180 And I was like five.

01:12:42.160 And I told a lady on an elevator once when she asked, oh, what do you want to be when you get older?

01:12:45.620 And I said, I want to be a Chinese man.

01:12:47.280 And then she goes, he's very honest.

01:12:49.600 All right.

01:12:51.820 Last piece of uplifting gold.

01:12:53.820 Guy with no arms, cornhole. 0.93

01:12:55.980 Let's see what he's doing.

01:13:00.300 He's sinking cornhole shots.

01:13:02.320 Better than a guy with all the stuff.

01:13:05.060 No arms, no legs.

01:13:09.180 Drains him.

01:13:12.940 Isn't that good?

01:13:13.820 That's enough.

01:13:14.620 Everyone gets it.

01:13:15.440 Hey, no complaining, everybody.

01:13:16.940 If you got your arms and legs, you have nothing to complain about.

01:13:20.660 And if you don't have your arms and legs, you don't have anything to complain about either.

01:13:24.020 Because you could be cornholing.

01:13:25.420 You could be a champ.

01:13:26.340 You got to make the best of whatever you got.

01:13:28.960 There's a meatloaf song about that.

01:13:30.940 You don't have a lot, but it's all that you got, and you can turn it into more than it seems.

01:13:34.780 Just give it a shot.

01:13:36.720 Fantasize every movement and imagine every inch of your dreams.

01:13:39.900 Inch of your dreams.

01:13:41.180 No one said it had to be.

01:13:42.660 Had to be real.

01:13:44.140 You got to be something you can reach out and feel.

01:13:46.940 It ain't right.

01:13:47.900 It ain't fair.

01:13:49.200 All right.

01:13:52.660 That's the end of the episode.

01:13:54.000 Thank you guys for watching.

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01:14:19.860 And, you know, it did good, got to like 15K, it was, you know, grinding, grinding.

01:14:24.880 And then he just started going hard, posting more, really funny stuff.

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01:15:43.680 No fizzy.

01:15:44.400 Drink for me today.

01:15:45.340 When I was addicted a few years ago, I used to have fizzy drinks.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - July 14, 2023

TWERKING FOR THE ANCESTORS

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