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00:00:45.180 All right, welcome back to Fleck of Stocks, a podcast episode 342.

00:00:50.820 Today on the show, Pam Bondi is finally out and apparently she begged to stay. Pathetic. 0.92

00:00:57.740 Then, Kristi Noem's husband was exposed for his bimboification kink 1.00

00:01:02.540 We'll show you the pics

00:01:03.680 Then in Cringe of the Week, we have some victims of fake racism

00:01:07.300 We're going to tell you their stories

00:01:08.840 And last but not least, in Urban Decay

00:01:11.300 We have bad teens, repeat offenders, and baby victims 0.55

00:01:14.980 All because judges don't want to keep the criminals in jail

00:01:18.240 All this and more, it's Fluckus Talks, the podcast, episode 342

00:01:22.080 Ranked the best news podcast of all time

00:01:27.740 because words are just words until action actually starts and actions speak louder than words but at

00:01:35.640 the same time words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do

00:01:39.520 very cool very cool all right one for one on the intro as always guys this is not an

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00:02:45.860 your vote in now. Let's help a fellow show watcher. Thank you guys for supporting. Let's get into

00:02:51.120 housekeeping. Hi, I'm Juniper. Please vote for me. All right. Thank you to Fleckus for sponsoring

00:03:02.440 Juniper. Very kind of you. I think it's nice. Yeah, it's fun. You know, every now and then a

00:03:07.820 show watcher hits me up with like a thing or a problem they're trying to solve. A reasonable

00:03:12.460 request. And like the godfather, sometimes you don't refuse. Sometimes there's no wedding involved.

00:03:18.120 We helped that one kid get that heart thing.

00:03:21.060 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:03:21.780 Shelby, when her dog had some issues, we helped there.

00:03:25.420 And then we made Arthur's Roofing the number one roofing company in America.

00:03:29.400 Yeah.

00:03:29.560 The world.

00:03:30.200 Crazy.

00:03:30.800 I agree.

00:03:31.820 I'm very generous.

00:03:32.840 This would be considered a side quest for the show.

00:03:35.720 It's a side quest.

00:03:36.840 So go vote and make a little girl's dream come true. 0.99

00:03:40.020 Yeah.

00:03:40.520 Her dream right now.

00:03:41.580 Yeah.

00:03:42.280 Might be a new dream in a couple months, but this one's got locked in right now.

00:03:45.740 And then at the end, we'll get a copy of her on the magazine cover.

00:03:49.260 After we win, we'll frame that.

00:03:51.060 And then Jeff Kerwin.

00:03:52.920 Yeah, I don't know who that is.

00:03:53.980 He was like a Steve Irwin adjacent guy growing up.

00:03:57.500 I really like Jeff Kerwin.

00:03:58.900 He was a good guy.

00:03:59.780 Hopefully he didn't go weird.

00:04:01.220 All right.

00:04:01.480 I've never heard of him, so.

00:04:02.540 All right.

00:04:02.880 Well, we have a lot to get to.

00:04:03.820 Happy Friday, everybody.

00:04:05.400 Last episode.

00:04:06.800 Happy Good Friday.

00:04:07.860 God bless you.

00:04:08.540 God bless you guys.

00:04:09.280 Jesus Christ.

00:04:09.940 Holy day.

00:04:10.560 Made the sacrifice.

00:04:11.260 Thank you to Jesus.

00:04:12.000 For all of us.

00:04:12.880 That should have been the app.

00:04:14.000 Yes.

00:04:14.440 I know. 0.73

00:04:15.120 You screwed up.

00:04:16.500 But last episode when we uploaded it, our whole episode and almost the whole channel got like completely locked in YouTube because we used that Netanyahu clip where he was interviewed and admitted to paying Hamas $35 million a month of U.S. taxpayer dollars through Qatar.

00:04:33.780 Yeah.

00:04:34.360 And then it was like blocked in 244 countries.

00:04:37.520 You can't monetize, can't publish.

00:04:40.000 The whole channel was just like locked. 0.99

00:04:42.020 And I was like, what the fuck? 0.98

00:04:43.140 It's like three in the morning. 0.99

00:04:44.000 Yeah, like a man at a spaceship and every alarm's going off.

00:04:47.580 It's like, I didn't realize Netanyahu had that pull.

00:04:50.840 Yeah, well, I could have guessed.

00:04:52.480 Whoever the media owner was.

00:04:53.980 But if you notice, there was a chunk of time missing where we just jumped in between two things.

00:04:58.140 That was the ultra copywritten video.

00:05:00.660 They really didn't want that one out there.

00:05:02.700 Yeah.

00:05:03.100 So we tried.

00:05:04.600 All right, let's get to our first story.

00:05:06.500 Pam Bondi is finally out.

00:05:08.480 Yeah, Pam Bondi already fired as attorney general. 1.00

00:05:10.580 cabinet officials teed up as replacement. And the subtext here says EPA director Lee Zeldin is

00:05:16.960 reportedly being considered as Bondi's replacement after a White House meeting Tuesday. I've seen a

00:05:22.600 lot of people say Harmeet Dillon. I like Lee Zeldin. We obviously had our issues with Pam

00:05:28.000 Bondi. You want me to read this weird reasoning that some people are reporting? Yeah, I think

00:05:31.080 it's important. Trump's reasoning for the sudden dismissal comes in part because the president

00:05:34.780 believes Bondi tipped off Eric Swalwell about the FBI's effort to release investigative documents

00:05:39.880 related to his relationship with a Chinese spy, an alleged Chinese spy.

00:05:45.840 The FBI was preparing a cache of documents on Swalwell's relationship with Christine Fang.

00:05:50.280 Fang Fang?

00:05:51.000 Right?

00:05:51.380 What do they call her? 0.99

00:05:51.860 Fang Fang?

00:05:52.440 Yeah.

00:05:53.220 She's intervening in those matters.

00:05:54.900 The White House wasn't pleased she was intervening due to her personal friendship with Swalwell.

00:05:59.180 You can leave that one behind when you become the Attorney General of the United States,

00:06:03.520 your personal relationship with Eric Swalwell.

00:06:05.780 During the Trump mandate term.

00:06:08.020 Yeah.

00:06:08.260 And so, you know, we never really loved Pam Bondi, but this is, it just is kind of like

00:06:14.640 they wasted our time.

00:06:16.260 They ran out how much clock.

00:06:18.000 It's like a football team who took a bunch of penalties and kept running out the clock

00:06:21.800 like Bill Belichick when he'll take the five yards and he gets another 40 seconds, you

00:06:26.120 know?

00:06:26.440 And so that's what we were saying the whole time.

00:06:28.500 It's like, cause we were calling her out a while ago during the binder gate, how ineffective

00:06:32.720 she is.

00:06:33.320 And we were saying we need to put a lot of pressure on Trump to get rid of her because eventually she'll let us down, and she did multiple times, and now she's finally out after two years of doing nothing. 0.74

00:06:44.840 And unfortunately, whoever the person who's going to be replacing her has to be confirmed, and if they're going to get confirmed, we know they'll probably be as ineffective as she was.

00:06:54.800 Yeah, that's the problem. And, you know, Pam Bondi, well, I guess Kristi Noem, we're about to get to her husband. The ladies aren't working out in the cabinet. We saw Kristi Noem get fired and replaced by a white man, Mark Twain. 1.00

00:07:10.340 Mark Twain. Despite being named Mark Twain, he is a white man from Oklahoma. And I don't know,

00:07:15.200 the ladies aren't working out, but Pam in general, just like the attorney general is a big office, 1.00

00:07:21.800 a lot of people underneath you, assistant attorney generals and stuff. So it's not all

00:07:27.680 laid on her feet, but every time I saw her on a news hit, every time I saw her kind of promoting 0.90

00:07:33.180 the Trump administration's agenda, it just always felt to me like she was kind of like

00:07:37.860 hammering in on the wrong thing or saying something where she's like, and this is my

00:07:42.220 gotcha point. And we're like, well, we don't care about that. Yeah. Stock markets up. Yeah. So the

00:07:47.760 energy was always like a misdirected energy that kind of didn't really work out, but you know,

00:07:53.000 she's successfully as a controlled opposition. She's successfully wasted a year and a half. 1.00

00:07:59.360 That's more of a joke, but that's what I think happened. And I hear cash Patel's the next one

00:08:03.480 out that there are murmurs. And, um, I don't know, man, this, you know, how we always used to say,

00:08:10.140 like China is working on a thousand year plan and they don't care about like tariffs or this,

00:08:16.600 they just hold strong and they go in a thousand years, we will be this. It kind of seems like

00:08:21.320 the Democrats are doing a similar thing, waiting out Trump just on this long-term plan, where as

00:08:26.080 long as they stuff the bodies in, um, we know it'll become universal Democrat rule in America.

00:08:31.180 and I don't like it.

00:08:33.540 This just reminds me of wasted time.

00:08:36.280 All I see is wasted time and bad priorities, right?

00:08:38.600 And we knew from the start, it's very frustrating.

00:08:40.900 And I don't even know, like their conversation

00:08:43.340 of who's going to replace her.

00:08:44.740 I honestly don't even care.

00:08:46.240 Yeah.

00:08:46.760 It's, I don't think they're going to ever do

00:08:49.220 what we want them to do.

00:08:50.800 Yeah, a perfect pick could make it, you know,

00:08:53.300 give you that 10%, 20% boost or whatever.

00:08:55.560 But I agree with you.

00:08:57.120 And especially confirmation wise

00:08:58.720 with the amount of rhinos we have in backstabbers. 0.98

00:09:00.860 It's just like, all right, it's over.

00:09:02.740 They're only going to let in who they want in.

00:09:04.580 And it sucks because like when we vote, what's the point of voting if we still need like

00:09:09.580 Democrats approval?

00:09:10.760 That's the same with like the judges and stuff.

00:09:12.140 We'll get to it in the migrant section where we vote and there's a mandate to deport everybody 1.00

00:09:16.140 unless one judge says actually no.

00:09:18.500 And now we can't do whatever we want.

00:09:20.380 What was the point of voting?

00:09:21.360 Yep.

00:09:22.060 All right.

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00:11:06.560 Let's get into the story of the day for some people.

00:11:10.380 Aruga.

00:11:11.920 Can you hear my foot going? 1.00

00:11:14.140 Hitting a hammer on your head. 0.98

00:11:17.120 So, Christy Gnome's husband was a real freak who was into bimboification. 1.00

00:11:21.900 Yeah, the secret double life of Christy Gnome's cross-dressing husband, Brian, spelled weird.

00:11:26.300 Brian, spelled weird.

00:11:27.840 It should have been a leading indicator, right?

00:11:29.640 The pouting, busty bimbo photos and a trove of explicit messages. 1.00

00:11:33.780 And unfortunately, guys, this came out like right after last episode, so we missed it.

00:11:37.760 But you know us.

00:11:38.440 We have to come back to it.

00:11:40.220 I'm sure you've all seen the pictures.

00:11:42.140 I never thought we'd have one of these on our side.

00:11:44.380 and he wasn't in the administration,

00:11:46.560 but he was, you know.

00:11:47.780 Close.

00:11:48.280 A husband.

00:11:49.760 And he's, I'll say this.

00:11:52.500 I know you're going to make some points,

00:11:54.180 but if you caught me in a picture with these,

00:11:56.540 you'd go, oh, it's a joke.

00:11:58.040 And you know it's not a joke with him

00:11:59.240 with the pouty lips. 0.99

00:12:00.540 He's really pursed in the lips.

00:12:01.860 It's all part of a thing with him.

00:12:03.460 And I don't even get the point of the photos.

00:12:05.460 It doesn't look like he's even like really enjoying it.

00:12:08.320 And it's humiliation ritual, obligatory stuff

00:12:10.740 like fantasy football punishment.

00:12:12.180 Send the pics, bro.

00:12:13.240 You lost.

00:12:13.880 You have to purse your lips.

00:12:16.180 So I think maybe she was getting blackmailed with this stuff.

00:12:20.080 That's it's definitely an avenue, right?

00:12:21.740 People have been blackmailed for far less than a bimbo husband. 1.00

00:12:25.100 Yeah.

00:12:25.580 So I think that's interesting.

00:12:26.780 And maybe that's why they got rid of her because she was being blackmailed a little bit. 0.61

00:12:30.920 Someone made a funny point.

00:12:32.100 They both like to dress up.

00:12:33.740 Yeah, that's cute.

00:12:34.360 They both like to dress up.

00:12:35.460 And unfortunately, the Democrats on Twitter posted that.

00:12:40.260 It's true.

00:12:41.140 You know, broken clock twice a day, something like that.

00:12:43.720 some sort of phrase. Yeah. And the kink is called bimboification, which is weird for the husband to

00:12:49.420 do. Between you and Christy, you want to be the bimbo. Who should be the bimbo here? And it's 1.00

00:12:55.540 like your wife's got like the hair, the tan, the boobs, and you're like, I'll do it. Your wife's 1.00

00:13:01.380 like 80% there already. And then you want to be the bimbo. Didn't see that one coming. And that's 1.00

00:13:06.820 why we call it getting your wires crossed, you know, with a lot of these fetishes and trans 1.00

00:13:10.760 stuff you got your wires crossed you're trying to become your wife how are you the bimbo so it 1.00

00:13:15.640 just doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me and uh i don't know i guess this is all fetishes or 0.56

00:13:21.500 weird sex stuff like it either does it for you or it doesn't and i guess this happened to be the

00:13:27.500 thing that gets him going it's so weird to me right and that's why she was having the affair 0.94

00:13:32.160 with cory lewandowski ugly ugly stuff right yeah hate to see it some of us love to see it but

00:13:39.220 I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to try to keep it together for the rest of the show.

00:13:42.820 I know.

00:13:43.680 All right.

00:13:43.980 Our next story is another important story.

00:13:46.900 The Capitol police officer who now works at the CIA that was accused of placing the pipe bombs the night before January 6th.

00:13:53.960 Remember that person?

00:13:55.100 The blaze had that huge expose about them.

00:13:57.640 Gate analysis where they were looking at the walking style and it all fit.

00:14:01.300 They matched the walking style and the gate, the height, everything, weight.

00:14:05.320 They basically got it down to like 99.5%.

00:14:07.900 percent. That 0.5 is like for a legal defense later. And the blaze, like the blaze stuck their

00:14:13.780 neck out on that reporting, right? Yes. Big time. And then when that happened, Dan Bongino came out

00:14:18.620 and said, this isn't true. We found the guy. It's this random autistic guy in his basement. 0.92

00:14:23.940 Anyone joked about it being the biggest fall guy ever. Right. Yeah. The perfect fall guy. That was

00:14:28.740 all the bits that we did. I remember. And then he said, like, if we're going to I'll personally

00:14:33.560 fund the defamation suit against this CIA Capitol police woman. Yeah. And it turns out, which was

00:14:40.760 weird, turns out that that Capitol police officer who is now a CIA agent failed a polygraph test

00:14:47.960 on some pretty important questions. Can you read that? Yeah. Um, the FBI covered up a current CIA

00:14:53.360 employees failed polygraph failure to two simple questions. And the questions were, did you place

00:14:58.660 those pipe bombs and did you place those pipe bombs that evening she got both those wrong yeah

00:15:04.580 so and then he says cash patel and damangino have some splainin to do and i'm not i'm not

00:15:10.800 gonna read it those that's the main point the pretty damning questions did you place those

00:15:14.600 pipe bombs and did you place those pipe bombs that evening and keep in mind this was trump's fbi

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00:16:20.780 Yeah, like currently.

00:16:21.920 Not like when it happened, that was as well.

00:16:24.900 But this investigation into who this person is, attacking the right and calling them conspiracy theorists.

00:16:31.860 We found our guy like that was Trump's FBI that was covering it up.

00:16:36.160 And I think what they did was they lied to Dan Bongino and they didn't tell him about the polygraph and then said, hey, you got to go rein your side.

00:16:43.960 And these guys are accusing this Capitol police officer of doing this.

00:16:47.520 this is crazy. You got to go help us. And they kept the information of,

00:16:51.980 she also failed the polygraph test about where did you, where were you the night before? Did

00:16:55.700 you place the pipe bombs? That's generous of you, right? That's generous of you to like free up

00:17:01.740 Dan Bongino. It got hidden from him. Yeah. I'm not saying he's in on it because that would be

00:17:06.000 like too easy. I'm going to say they just tricked them and it was probably not that hard. Yeah.

00:17:10.620 It's like a lawyer hiding exculpatory evidence right before a big murder trial or something.

00:17:14.360 You just go, oh, defense doesn't need to see that, the lie detector test.

00:17:18.580 So, yeah.

00:17:19.300 And the polygraph test was administered two days before a November 8th Blaze News article stated Kirkhoff was a forensic match to the hoodie clam bomb suspect based on the analysis.

00:17:30.180 So imagine if they had that info.

00:17:31.480 They would have just said 100% this is the person.

00:17:35.440 And polygraph, I don't know.

00:17:36.940 Polygraph, I go back and forth on how reliable they are.

00:17:40.880 They obviously use them in the intelligence community all the time.

00:17:43.820 There's a weird gray area where they're not really like evidence in a trial, but it kind of tells police where to go.

00:17:49.880 So, I mean, people in organizations obviously trust polygraphs.

00:17:55.260 But there can be some mixed signals.

00:17:56.660 And if you work in the FBI or CIA, they do like, I don't know if it's monthly or quarterly polygraphs for you.

00:18:03.460 And if you fail, you lose your clearance.

00:18:05.760 You lose your job and your clearance.

00:18:07.200 So they do take it seriously.

00:18:08.760 It's not like, oh, these things are finicky and it's 50-50.

00:18:12.020 Yep.

00:18:12.400 And especially with the question, maybe they were just nervous.

00:18:15.200 Yeah.

00:18:16.060 Sweating and shaking.

00:18:17.300 That's the question I don't want to answer.

00:18:18.860 Yeah.

00:18:19.580 But that's some interesting information, and we'll keep our eyes on that,

00:18:23.200 and hopefully it develops more.

00:18:24.520 Hopefully they fire Kash Patel, put someone else in,

00:18:27.020 and then arrest these people for doing January 6th false flag.

00:18:30.360 I don't know.

00:18:31.020 Probably not.

00:18:31.740 Maybe.

00:18:32.340 Maybe Pam Bondi's gone. 0.96

00:18:34.320 She would have maybe helped. 0.99

00:18:35.440 Yeah.

00:18:35.940 All right.

00:18:36.380 Let's get to our next story, another big story from the week.

00:18:39.000 the Supreme Court right now is debating Trump's ability to end birthright citizenship.

00:18:44.080 Yeah. And it's basically trying to stop citizenship being given to children who are born here to 0.99

00:18:49.860 parents with non-legal status. It's like a whole scam. This next clip kind of explains it.

00:18:54.600 Birth tourism. It's booming. In 2023, over 300,000 babies were born to unauthorized or legal

00:19:01.740 temporary immigrants, mothers. Add that in total. It's 9% of the U.S. births in that given year.

00:19:09.940 There you go. That's a lot. It's a shocking number. And we've talked about the Chinese 1.00

00:19:13.940 billionaires who do it. I just read about one that is like a New York area pipeline of Turkish

00:19:21.320 women, and they were using Medicaid to birth their kids here. So they scam us and we pay for it. 1.00

00:19:28.700 it's all completely fucked up. And these are very important oral arguments and a very important 0.98

00:19:33.980 Supreme court case. Cause if you, if you don't like the, we're not going to get into the details

00:19:40.040 of the case too much because I'm frankly unqualified and you're unqualified as well.

00:19:46.060 But they're talking about how, like, if we don't fortify this in some way, then any of the 8

00:19:51.940 billion people on earth are potential us citizens, right? Any of the 8 billion parents are potential

00:19:58.160 citizens. And it's just a crazy slippery slope, but the initial oral arguments and like the way

00:20:03.900 the court is breaking down with Amy Coney Barrett and John Roberts, it didn't look great. That's a

00:20:09.560 layman's interpretation, but it looks like they're not really ready to make a controversial

00:20:13.740 statement here. That's how I saw it too. There's another article that kind of sums up the

00:20:18.960 birth tourism industry. Yeah. US territory turned tropical maternity ward has produced 0.98

00:20:24.760 thousands of American babies for parents living in China. And so, you know, you come over here,

00:20:29.760 you birth a baby, you go back and live in China for your entire life. And as long as you have a 1.00

00:20:36.120 passport, you can come back at any time. It's a very strange situation and obviously needs

00:20:41.800 clarification. The problem with a case like this is the Supreme Court could rule against Trump

00:20:47.300 eventually. And then it's like, oh, okay, well, we'll just legislate it. And we can't even pass

00:20:53.100 voter ID you know so like there's no chance in getting legislation that actually stops this

00:20:58.600 and our only hope is the court which is kind of looking shaky right now very true and this is a

00:21:03.680 dream for us this is like the perfect policy we want to end anchor babies that's it right yeah 1.00

00:21:11.200 and Kentonji Brown Jackson was debating this and she made kind of a stupid analogy I was thinking

00:21:20.380 about this, and I think there are various sources that say this, that you can have, you obviously 0.75

00:21:26.800 have permanent allegiance based on being born in whatever country you're from. That's what

00:21:32.840 everybody recognizes. But you also have local allegiance when you are on the soil of this

00:21:40.000 other sovereign. And I was thinking, you know, I'm a U.S. citizen and visiting Japan. And what it

00:21:47.120 means is that, you know, if I steal someone's wallet in Japan, the Japanese authorities can

00:21:55.660 arrest me and prosecute me. It's allegiance, meaning can they control you as a matter of law?

00:22:03.400 I can also rely on them if my wallet is stolen to, you know, under Japanese law, go and prosecute 0.71

00:22:10.540 the person who has stolen it. So there's this relation. Not sure where she's going with that

00:22:14.860 one if you commit a crime in another country you don't become a citizen of that country it's pretty

00:22:20.480 easy i'm not on the supreme court i didn't go to law school yeah and then there the lack of eloquence

00:22:25.280 there like shouldn't our supreme court justices just have some sort of old medieval style prose

00:22:30.800 where they're speaking in legal terms she sounds like a podcaster i'm trying to understand this 0.72

00:22:35.660 yeah and so i immediately go to stealing the black the black justice talking about stealing 0.99

00:22:42.400 in a wallet she wants it yeah and not only is she the dumbest supreme court justice she also talks 1.00

00:22:48.360 the most and she has about 30 more years of service in front of her yes fortunately for us 0.88

00:22:54.660 and we actually have an example of where she contradicted herself in a recent uh argument

00:22:59.800 can you read the tweet and then the reply yeah just in the u.s supreme court rules against

00:23:04.660 Colorado ban on conversion therapy for LGBTQ minors. All eight, most of the justices, eight

00:23:13.300 were against the ban. And then Kentonji Brown Jackson was the lone dissent. So she had some

00:23:19.300 reasoning there. And whenever you see eight to one and she's the one. It's an emotional thing,

00:23:24.760 or she's trying to fit politics into the legal text instead of the other way around, right? 0.99

00:23:29.940 Or she didn't understand the prompt. Yeah. I got confused around midpoint.

00:23:34.280 Or I think for her, it's like she's so political that, like, whatever she thinks Trump wants, she'll just do the opposite.

00:23:40.600 And it's to the point where, like, your fellow left-leaning justices see this and they go, all right, it's not my favorite thing, but legally it's pretty cut and dry.

00:23:50.880 Constitutionally speaking, it is exactly allowed.

00:23:53.020 We're all going to side on the same side.

00:23:55.160 And then she goes, eh, no, I don't want to.

00:23:58.100 And then Brandon Gill had a post kind of comparing and contrasting this ruling with another one she had previously done, which kind of contradicted that.

00:24:08.200 And he said to illustrate the total absurdity of Justice Jackson, she ruled last year that states do not have the right to ban child sex changes, but ruled today that states do have the right to ban counselors from telling boys they are not girls.

00:24:22.580 So it's kind of like you get the flip side.

00:24:25.020 So, and that kind of shows you that it's partisan, you know, it's, it's not about the state's

00:24:30.620 rights or what power they have.

00:24:31.820 It's the issue I like or not.

00:24:34.200 And then the eight to one speaks for itself, right?

00:24:36.220 How do you go?

00:24:37.180 You'd almost be embarrassed, right?

00:24:38.840 Yeah.

00:24:39.260 Like if you were voting and you went last and everyone is voting for, I would just go

00:24:43.840 for, yeah.

00:24:45.060 If I didn't understand it fully.

00:24:46.640 Yeah.

00:24:47.100 Have you been, I like Brandon Gill.

00:24:49.340 He's been doing good on Twitter.

00:24:50.380 He's been going hard everywhere.

00:24:51.900 and I always see him questioning things

00:24:53.640 and he seems like really a immigration hardliner.

00:24:56.640 So shout out to him.

00:24:57.760 Give him a follow.

00:24:58.860 And then the eight to one

00:25:00.480 and you're the new Supreme Court justice 1.00

00:25:02.580 and you're the stupidest. 1.00

00:25:04.000 Do you think you have some like deeper knowledge of the law 1.00

00:25:07.280 and everyone is seeing it wrong,

00:25:08.720 but you're like some legal genius and that, you know?

00:25:12.320 That's what she thinks probably.

00:25:13.500 I think that's what she thinks probably,

00:25:14.960 but unfortunately it's the opposite.

00:25:16.580 All right, let's get into our migrant section.

00:25:18.480 A little earlier in the migrant section, but that's okay.

00:25:20.460 we have a lighter housekeeping compared to maybe last episode, maybe final page. We, uh, we, you

00:25:26.060 know, talk a little bit off the cuff. How about that? How about that? Maybe, maybe. Um, all right.

00:25:32.080 In a migration section, uh, first we have some deportation numbers that are improving. Yeah.

00:25:38.500 And this is not to say like, I guess it's more just reporting on the good and also the bad.

00:25:44.600 Sometimes you think, Hey, the speed at which we're doing, this is not really going great.

00:25:48.480 I'm going to get blackpilled because we're in a war with Iran. 0.76

00:25:51.640 But you got to take the administration, the good and the bad, right, at the same time.

00:25:56.500 This is from a guy named Prowler on Twitter who's really good at putting out data and stuff.

00:26:02.240 So shout out to this guy as well.

00:26:03.320 As of yesterday, we are now at 1,600 police agreements signed with ICE, an 1,100% increase from late 2024 and a 2,000% increase from Obama.

00:26:14.880 Mass deportations are sustained by these rare deals.

00:26:18.180 So the Trump admin is massively expanding it.

00:26:21.340 That's good.

00:26:21.980 And so basically this is like you sign an agreement to work with a local police department is my understanding of it.

00:26:27.800 Or, you know, you're signing agreements on how to cooperate with ICE because obviously we know the sanctuary cities go, oh, we'll just let that rapist out and we don't cooperate with ICE because that's our rule.

00:26:38.620 So we're going district by district or whatever you want to call it and making agreements with these law enforcement agencies and increasing it.

00:26:49.500 So this is kind of like quiet background work leading to deportations is what I'd call it.

00:26:53.640 You can see the chart. It's straight up.

00:26:55.960 And then something that we've talked about is buses.

00:27:00.320 We can't see the buses.

00:27:02.380 There are no buses.

00:27:03.540 I keep hoping for them, but it turns out we're doing more with planes than we are with buses.

00:27:09.700 This is a chart of distinct ice charter planes, which jumped 2.5x and recorded ice charter flights have tripled between January 2025 to January 2026.

00:27:21.740 Further evidence of mass deportations and mass detention happening under President Trump.

00:27:26.380 So we didn't get the buses, but we're getting some of the planes.

00:27:29.700 The plane keeps getting used back and forth.

00:27:31.600 Yes.

00:27:31.920 a plane with 47 people on it

00:27:34.660 and they keep going back and forth.

00:27:35.940 How many seats are on the plane?

00:27:37.480 You do the math.

00:27:38.440 How many planes are there?

00:27:39.580 How many people?

00:27:40.060 100 on a plane?

00:27:41.140 You ran two flights today?

00:27:42.800 200 people?

00:27:43.520 Exactly.

00:27:44.100 So we're not getting exactly what we wanted,

00:27:46.180 but there is quiet progress in the background.

00:27:48.100 We don't want anyone to get too mad.

00:27:50.420 But something that we were talking about,

00:27:52.380 I think we mentioned it a little on the show,

00:27:54.040 the guy who killed the Loyola student, Gorman,

00:27:59.800 who shot her, 0.98

00:28:00.840 the guy who was like retarded, seven-year-old brain basically. And we had briefly mentioned it 0.99

00:28:06.880 between ourselves that like a year and a half into the Trump admin, you know, yeah, it's Biden's

00:28:13.400 fault, but whose fault is it when we haven't gotten some of those types of people out, right?

00:28:18.820 And so we are working in the background. ICE is still moving. There had to be some shakeups at

00:28:23.920 DHS, but it seems like if I were to categorize it, it would, it would be like, we're looking for

00:28:31.320 less social media type confrontations and less boots on the ground type confrontations and are

00:28:36.760 moving to more quiet background, like you're out. Yeah. So, um, whether or not it's good,

00:28:42.740 I guess we'll find out towards after next year or something, you know, when you start looking

00:28:47.180 at numbers that are retroactive, but, uh, the quiet doing your job quietly, instead of like

00:28:53.540 trying to do social media points and make a commercial with yourself in it.

00:28:57.860 Like we saw Kristi Noem do. 1.00

00:28:59.240 You do your contour makeup while your bimbo husband has got the tits on. 1.00

00:29:03.060 Yeah. 0.99

00:29:04.000 So, you know, I guess accept the new reality or see how it goes.

00:29:10.320 Right.

00:29:10.740 Is kind of the energy on these deportations.

00:29:12.700 But I like planes.

00:29:13.940 I like buses.

00:29:14.720 I like planes.

00:29:15.640 Yeah.

00:29:16.080 Planes are going up.

00:29:16.800 So the Kristi Noem thing, imagine like,

00:29:19.120 I'm sure Trump got that information before the Daily Mail posted it.

00:29:22.680 The president of the United States.

00:29:24.160 He probably twisted it toward him and goes, sir, why don't you take a look at this?

00:29:28.540 And he puts on some reading glasses and he looks at it and he goes, how much was that

00:29:34.180 commercial she did?

00:29:35.580 200 million trying to understand.

00:29:38.360 Get her out of here. 1.00

00:29:38.920 He puts it in a presidential shredder.

00:29:42.280 Never to be seen again.

00:29:43.320 Like try to understand as like a boomer grandpa type.

00:29:46.480 What is it?

00:29:46.920 Does he like this or does she?

00:29:48.360 Yeah.

00:29:48.820 Like he doesn't quite follow.

00:29:50.160 And he puts it on and he bounces around.

00:29:52.920 I don't understand.

00:29:54.200 Like just him trying to understand.

00:29:56.020 Sir, I hate to be the one to have to show you this, but I think you have to take a look.

00:30:01.140 It's like him looking at it like, what am I looking at?

00:30:03.320 Sir, I'm going to leave you alone with this.

00:30:05.980 She's fired. 1.00

00:30:06.820 Yeah.

00:30:07.240 All right.

00:30:07.540 For our next clip, a girl has a sketchy interaction with an aggressive migrant.

00:30:11.620 We'll be right back.

00:30:41.620 Wells Theater. Get tickets at

00:30:43.300 Mirvish.com.

00:30:49.680 He's just trying the door outside of the

00:30:51.540 McDonald's.

00:30:55.060 And he keeps trying the door.

00:30:59.380 Yeah. I don't know what was going to

00:31:01.560 happen if it would unlock magically. 0.99

00:31:03.100 What the fuck? 0.99

00:31:04.480 There you go. He's trying 1.00

00:31:07.200 the door. That's a guy who wants to

00:31:09.240 come here, right? Yeah. He wants to

00:31:11.240 work hard. And you know how Democrats blanket label every migrant as a great, hardworking

00:31:16.380 patriot who just wants a job, loves America and pays taxes. They just want a better life. And

00:31:21.820 they actually pay more taxes than the native born sometimes. And they love America. Yeah.

00:31:26.440 Like they always try to blanket label. So I was thinking the right should do a version of that

00:31:31.520 where we blanket label every migrant as a dead eyed criminal who's going to try your door and 0.90

00:31:36.120 they want to get you. Yeah. All of them. Every single migrant, they, they immediately start 1.00

00:31:41.380 taking welfare. They steal and they're going to try your door, especially if you're a petite 1.00

00:31:46.460 white woman. So, and then compare that with the left's message of they're all, they all love

00:31:51.700 America and they all just want a better life. And then where does the reality fall? Somewhere in

00:31:56.600 the middle, somewhere in the middle. That's up to you. Probably a little closer to us. Yeah.

00:32:01.020 And so, you know, the blanket label, every migrant's going to try your door. Every migrant 0.72

00:32:06.100 At a stoplight is going to try your door.

00:32:07.740 So make sure you keep your doors locked, ladies, right? 1.00

00:32:10.140 Yeah, and keep doing the blanket labeling.

00:32:11.740 I was doing that naturally.

00:32:13.640 Yeah, you were.

00:32:14.380 You were.

00:32:14.740 And then I'm like realizing like, oh, that's what they do too.

00:32:17.660 It's like the art of the deal.

00:32:18.580 You got to anchor your position.

00:32:20.260 Every migrant is on welfare, steals, and will try your door at the stoplight. 1.00

00:32:24.440 And then their version is, well, they love America, pay taxes and do all this.

00:32:27.940 Let's go, all right, you decide.

00:32:29.860 And some I'm sure are good people.

00:32:31.540 Yeah, exactly.

00:32:33.460 Exactly.

00:32:33.820 All right, next.

00:32:34.620 Remember the CBP app that Joe Biden created so all the illegals could claim refugee status and he flooded us with all these Haitians and all these people?

00:32:42.560 Yes, I remember that app.

00:32:44.200 And then Trump ended that app.

00:32:45.980 And now a judge is saying that Trump couldn't have ended that app.

00:32:50.080 The Trump administration must restore the legal status of potentially hundreds of thousands of immigrants who came to the United States legally through a Biden-era pathway.

00:32:58.300 A federal judge ruled Tuesday.

00:32:59.760 U.S. District Judge Allison Burroughs said the Department of Homeland Security acted unlawfully last year when it sent a notice telling many of the over 900,000 immigrants who use the CBP1 app, it's time for you to leave the United States.

00:33:13.760 And do you actually remember what this app originally was?

00:33:18.800 I think you got an app and then you uploaded like your ID and then it gave you like a place to meet to get to an airport to get flown in, I think.

00:33:26.340 Yeah, yeah. At a port, it gave you like where to go to report for asylum.

00:33:29.760 But I was I know what this app was, but I think the Biden admin like took an existing app and just totally changed it to the free entry asylum app.

00:33:38.700 Right. Great. I can't remember what it was.

00:33:40.820 But yeah, here's Bill Malugan. Remarkable.

00:33:44.180 The Biden administration created out of thin air a pathway on a cell phone app for roughly 900,000 immigrants from around the world to bypass the Rio Grande and enter the U.S. at ports of entry.

00:33:53.800 Trump revoked their legal status on day one. A federal judge now says no.

00:33:57.960 So a judge can give legal status to millions of illegals.

00:34:01.480 I was going to bring up the religion of the judge, but I don't know if I'm going to.

00:34:05.560 Yeah.

00:34:06.020 But it was a Jewish judge.

00:34:07.320 Yeah.

00:34:07.840 But I don't know.

00:34:08.840 We don't have to harp on it.

00:34:10.280 Yeah, man.

00:34:11.140 We don't have to harp on it, but it was a Jewish judge, I guess.

00:34:15.160 And, you know, this is just the type of thing where you get a mandate from heaven, 72 million,

00:34:19.740 the popular vote, you win all three branches, and then Deb, Deb goes, no, no, no.

00:34:24.720 Anyone who downloaded the app, you got to give it back.

00:34:26.520 And so we'll obviously fight this. I don't think those people will end up staying here in any way, but it's just, what's our system? What is our system?

00:34:35.420 And it's so frustrating. Like we vote. What's the point of voting when if you vote anything that you do when you're in power after you win with the massive election win, anything you do in power has to be approved by every single Democrat judge.

00:34:49.880 Yeah.

00:34:50.700 Because they can bring it to any court because, you know, out of 900,000 people, you'll find one person with jurisdiction at the most liberal judge's place, right?

00:34:59.080 And you go, we'll use that court.

00:35:00.580 And then when they're in power, they do whatever they want.

00:35:03.180 And then when we try to stop them with the judge, they just ignore it.

00:35:06.020 Yeah.

00:35:06.800 Yeah.

00:35:07.100 But, I mean, I'm not saying don't vote. 0.98

00:35:09.060 I'm still going to vote, but I just feel stupid. 0.98

00:35:11.020 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:11.360 I do feel stupid. 0.95

00:35:12.440 All right. 0.98

00:35:12.760 We're going to go abroad a little bit.

00:35:14.900 this was, I think this was in Australia

00:35:17.680 or maybe New Zealand, but there was migrants

00:35:19.820 kind of eyeing the back of this guy's truck.

00:35:28.020 Get moving.

00:35:31.140 Big padlock.

00:35:32.140 How did you think you were going to get in?

00:35:33.860 No, you wouldn't.

00:35:36.900 Go.

00:35:38.020 You said they laugh, like they were just trying to

00:35:39.740 open the truck and steal, and then they get caught

00:35:41.900 and they go, yeah, we were trying.

00:35:44.400 On camera, big toothy African smile, four guys with nothing better to do than loiter around a truck. 1.00

00:35:51.480 What are we doing in every Western country where these least valuable members of the global economy need to be in Australia or New Zealand?

00:36:01.000 Maybe it's Ireland.

00:36:01.880 They laugh.

00:36:02.720 They laugh when they try to steal your truck.

00:36:04.660 And they go, oh, get you next time.

00:36:06.660 Right?

00:36:07.100 Yeah.

00:36:07.720 It's like almost a fable.

00:36:10.800 Like you have to be on high alert and defense every time.

00:36:14.400 And they only have to get lucky once, right?

00:36:16.580 You've got the padlock or you turn your back for a little too long.

00:36:19.700 And the smiling Africans, the big toothy smiling Africans will get whatever's in your truck. 1.00

00:36:24.460 And they want whatever it is.

00:36:25.700 They don't know what it is, but they want it.

00:36:27.560 It can be sold.

00:36:28.560 Maybe it can be sold.

00:36:29.900 We don't have a job, so I can wait and I can stake out, right?

00:36:33.500 So true.

00:36:34.620 All right, our next clip is from the UK.

00:36:36.540 The BBC is publishing anti-dog campaigns and they're pretending it's not because of the migrants. 1.00

00:36:42.820 Are we all becoming too dog friendly? From coffee shops, restaurants and retailers like

00:36:48.880 Ikea, Zara and John Lewis, dog friendly spaces are becoming easy to come by. There are 13.5

00:36:56.460 million pet dogs in the UK and 36% of households own at least one dog. But people who are allergic

00:37:03.900 to dogs or afraid of them say that the rise of these dog friendly spaces is a concern.

00:37:09.400 One woman with the extreme fear of dogs told the BBC that she feels trapped and only goes out on special occasions due to the lack of dog-free zones.

00:37:19.600 She's one of the many seeking support in online groups who offer advice on how to avoid them.

00:37:25.460 But a coffee shop owner whose brand is underpinned by the dog says that they're part of the family.

00:37:30.820 What do you think? Has it all gone a bit too far?

00:37:34.560 I think you're covering for Muslims.

00:37:36.380 I think so. And if we want to have a conversation about dog friendly spaces, we need to have that amongst ourselves, white people. It's not a Muslim influence decision, brother. 0.90

00:37:46.960 And it's so funny that like now all of a sudden it's like people have anxiety. Some people are scared of dogs. Haven't people been scared of dogs since like the beginning of time?

00:37:56.040 Yeah. Now maybe we should have no dogs here because that one lady won't leave her house. Sounds like she's got some other mental issues. 1.00

00:38:02.440 Yeah. And this is the start, you know, this is how, uh, the start of like a broader campaign 0.50

00:38:07.460 happens. They pose a question and then, oh, sooner or later, oh, they support the places

00:38:12.780 who have banned dogs and it becomes sort of like an astroturf thing. And you wonder who's behind

00:38:18.520 it. We never had a problem with dogs before. You know how many great dog breeds are from England?

00:38:23.840 Terriers. I think a lot. I think a lot. They have a long history of breeding those dogs.

00:38:29.040 And, uh, that's how they get the rats under control. That's how they get the rats under

00:38:32.160 control, the Irish too, all those places, German, Germany does dogs really well. And all these

00:38:37.100 places are being faced with the same Muslim incursion. And you know what the next step will 1.00

00:38:42.360 be? If you want your restaurant or bookstore or coffee shop to be dog friendly, you got to pay 1.00

00:38:47.980 a tax. Yeah. You got to pay a fee. You got to pay a quarterly fee. It's your dog license, mate.

00:38:53.160 It's coming. That's what's coming. All right. Our last piece of the abroad section of our 1.00

00:38:56.800 migrants section is this headline. I left the UK for Vienna. It's safer and cleaner, 1.00

00:39:02.700 but I miss the diversity. British expats who moved to the Austrian capital say they were

00:39:07.260 impressed by the family-friendly policies, access to nature, and ease and affordability of transport.

00:39:12.940 That's the person. They're safer in Vienna, but they miss the diversity.

00:39:17.960 It's like I quit drugs, but I miss getting high. And you don't realize that's why you quit. The

00:39:24.340 diversity is bad. I don't really get it. But there's a lot of cognitive dissonance for these

00:39:29.960 types of people. Wow. This is lovely. The suburbs are awesome. We kind of got another clip of that

00:39:34.840 coming in cringe of the week. The suburbs are awesome. How did I not know about this? Because

00:39:38.620 you were lied to and your whole worldview is fucked up. This magic piece of dirt. Yeah. Wow. 1.00

00:39:44.400 These white people, there must be something in the water. So. All right. Well, that's the end 1.00

00:39:49.540 of our migrant section. Now moving on to the final page of housekeeping where I can say whatever I

00:39:53.100 want. Use the opportunity to go to the post. Help us juice the

00:39:54.960 alcohol. Leave a like, comment, comment again. That's already happened.

00:39:56.900 PO Box needs to be on. Old notifications

00:39:58.880 need to be watched. And the

00:40:01.020 link needs to be sent to me.

00:40:03.160 Okay. Yeah, you. Yeah.

00:40:05.080 Squirrely. Got squirrely.

00:40:06.800 That's okay. You know, nobody, I don't think

00:40:08.900 anybody even listens. Does anyone listen

00:40:10.980 and go, oh, I've got a comment now? Yeah.

00:40:12.680 Or am I just a fucking fat retard? I think 1.00

00:40:14.900 it's about you. I think it's more about you.

00:40:17.040 And you, it's kind of one of those

00:40:19.020 side effects may include blah, blah, blah.

00:40:21.240 You just kind of do it because you're

00:40:23.080 you're accustomed to it i have a lot of these ticks like even the intro's a tick one for one

00:40:27.820 on the intro as always tickle and juice don't get too down or too depressed yeah i got problems

00:40:33.220 i think that's standard though that's standard for anybody right like doesn't uh doesn't bob

00:40:37.980 barker come on down it's the same thing why do you keep saying that it's the same thing we're

00:40:43.340 allowed to have our lore our ticks all right final page of housekeeping we have one clip but we're

00:40:48.500 gonna get to it but i have some stories then we have some rockwells the reverse rockwells to show

00:40:52.660 you guys. Yeah. I went to the dog park a couple of days ago. Yeah. And it was like one o'clock

00:40:56.700 in the afternoon. And then on the other side of the fence, I see a black teenager, probably 13

00:41:01.980 years old on a scooter with a giant pit bull. And the pit bull was doing whatever he wanted,

00:41:06.920 kind of making it hard to ride. And then he came up to the fence where Jerry, my Rottweiler was,

00:41:11.280 and they were facing off. And the dog was like growling, like coming at the fence, bad dog,

00:41:16.900 untrained, impulsive, impulsive, aggressive. And the kid was just putting his face and his hand

00:41:21.440 in front of the dog's face.

00:41:22.480 He was going, Rocky, stop, Rocky, stop.

00:41:25.800 Ineffective ownership.

00:41:26.720 Couldn't do it.

00:41:28.000 And then the guy, the kid with the dog

00:41:30.280 comes around to the gate of the dog park

00:41:32.260 and the dog park's built into two sections,

00:41:34.360 a little dog park and a big dog park.

00:41:36.240 The big dog park is where everyone was.

00:41:37.960 The little dog park was empty.

00:41:39.540 So he goes on the little dog park side,

00:41:41.920 which I actually respect and thought was a good move

00:41:44.220 because he clearly didn't trust himself to control the dog.

00:41:47.180 He knew the dog was aggressive.

00:41:48.880 He's like, I'm just gonna bring on the little dog park

00:41:50.640 so he can run around,

00:41:52.120 but I don't want to like deal with him

00:41:53.300 versus other dogs.

00:41:54.100 He's clearly an animal,

00:41:55.460 an uncontrollable animal,

00:41:56.440 and I'm a 13-year-old boy

00:41:57.660 with an intact pit bull.

00:41:59.280 Intact, 80-pound pit bull 1.00

00:42:01.760 who was looking to fuck. 1.00

00:42:05.720 Theoretically, yeah. 1.00

00:42:07.160 He's looking to bark.

00:42:08.000 The dog was all amped up.

00:42:09.240 And then some lady in the dog park on my side 1.00

00:42:12.080 who had like two Weimaraners, 0.97

00:42:13.820 like a lesbian, like shaved head, 1.00

00:42:16.080 crossfit lesbian type, 0.97

00:42:17.740 wearing like a tank top 0.76

00:42:19.000 and like thought she was like coach or something. 0.87

00:42:21.460 Yeah.

00:42:21.980 She's like, no, what are you doing?

00:42:23.200 Bring them over here. 0.94

00:42:24.900 And I'm looking at her like, 0.99

00:42:25.880 what are you fucking talking about? 0.99

00:42:26.880 She goes, no, it'll be fine. 1.00

00:42:28.200 We'll make sure.

00:42:28.980 It'll be a good learning experience.

00:42:31.460 And it's like.

00:42:32.900 It'll be an experiment.

00:42:34.420 And he's like, oh, I don't know.

00:42:35.780 And she goes, no, come on.

00:42:37.080 It'll be fine.

00:42:38.060 So like, I see this going down

00:42:39.340 and I beeline for like the timeout section

00:42:41.520 where if a dog's aggressive,

00:42:42.560 you put them in this little like five by five fenced in.

00:42:45.120 I put Jerry in there

00:42:46.500 and I just stood in front of the gate

00:42:47.660 and just waited for this dog to leave.

00:42:50.120 But she's like, no, come on, it'll be fine.

00:42:52.900 And then if something goes bad and that dog attacks,

00:42:55.360 who has to wrestle the dog free? 0.76

00:42:57.020 The 13-year-old boy, the lesbian softball coach,

00:43:00.880 or the high 200s pound, six foot one man,

00:43:06.780 the only man there, you.

00:43:09.120 And it kind of felt, when he was telling me this story,

00:43:11.420 it felt like a microcosm of society.

00:43:13.420 uncontrollable, violent, impulsive 0.88

00:43:16.580 dog 1.00

00:43:17.660 a lesbian saying, come on in 1.00

00:43:20.600 everyone's welcome 0.91

00:43:21.960 it'll be fine

00:43:22.860 and then the white man who would have to fight

00:43:25.180 standing there watching all of this go down

00:43:27.540 make decisions on my behalf

00:43:29.420 and it did get

00:43:30.880 and then the kid comes in with the dog on the leash

00:43:33.680 in the dog park

00:43:34.460 which is not what you do because you get

00:43:37.140 wrapped up and it gets chaotic and you can't control the dog

00:43:39.720 like having a dog on a dog leash

00:43:41.460 actually makes them prone to be more aggressive

00:43:43.660 Yes.

00:43:44.300 So the dog growled a few times, and then the little Weimaraners ran away, 1.00

00:43:48.380 and he couldn't catch him, but he was kind of chasing.

00:43:50.660 And then the kid's like, well, I'm just going to go.

00:43:53.000 I'm not really sure.

00:43:55.440 Left it on me.

00:43:56.320 Who would have wrestled the pit bull? 0.58

00:43:57.700 I would have had to.

00:43:58.760 Yeah.

00:43:59.260 And again, maybe I would have just let it happen. 0.81

00:44:01.500 Let the lesbian fight. 1.00

00:44:04.140 The pit bull locks on to the Weimaraner, and he'll tell you, it'll be okay. 0.99

00:44:07.840 Yeah.

00:44:08.340 Give her the same advice she just yelled at you.

00:44:10.580 It'll be fine.

00:44:11.620 The dog's killing him.

00:44:13.200 So that's that. 1.00

00:44:13.900 How are people so stupid? 1.00

00:44:15.600 People have this, they watch Pitbull and Paroleys or something, and they go, oh, he's sweet. 1.00

00:44:20.540 And he's visibly, visibly a mauler.

00:44:23.640 Or you know one good Pitbull.

00:44:25.340 You go, oh, every dog's like that.

00:44:27.520 All right, let's get to our next story, alien story.

00:44:30.640 And I know you're probably tired of aliens, but this is like big.

00:44:33.600 This is Benny Johnson talking to Matt Gaetz.

00:44:35.880 And listen to what he said he was told by a military, I think, general.

00:44:39.500 I think the most important information will be the biologics that are not human that have been discovered.

00:44:46.560 And like even some of the briefings that aren't classified just need just need to be out in the public.

00:44:51.820 I mean, I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army.

00:44:57.300 that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs

00:45:01.860 where captured aliens were breeding with humans

00:45:05.340 to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication.

00:45:10.120 An actual uniform member of the United States Army briefed me on that.

00:45:14.440 Does that sound made up, Richard? 0.99

00:45:16.360 What the fuck is going on? 0.99

00:45:18.520 No, it doesn't sound made up. 1.00

00:45:19.920 I was saying this shit forever, and it's like, okay, final page, you're a schizo. 1.00

00:45:24.100 But now the military is talking about it too. 1.00

00:45:26.380 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:45:27.300 You want to apologize a little bit?

00:45:28.480 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:45:30.080 Dude, who's the guy who went on Joe Rogan

00:45:32.060 who was talking about reverse engineering

00:45:33.460 all the aircrafts and stuff?

00:45:35.060 I've always kind of loosely believed that. 0.98

00:45:37.920 But some of the shit you bring into the final page, 0.99

00:45:40.160 you can't just say I was right on aliens. 1.00

00:45:42.200 Some of the shit, I don't know, 0.99

00:45:43.840 someone needs to go back 1.00

00:45:44.660 and find some of the dumbest shit you've said. 1.00

00:45:47.120 I've always kind of believed this. 1.00

00:45:48.940 Like you find a crash aircraft or something.

00:45:52.260 Human-alien hybrid breeding, that's a new one. 0.61

00:45:54.580 But aliens are real.

00:45:57.300 I mean, I think there's life out there.

00:45:59.380 I don't know how long ago, you know,

00:46:01.020 imagine if we found a spacecraft from, you know,

00:46:04.100 the 1950s era or something, or even earlier,

00:46:07.560 like, and then how would we know what time they were here?

00:46:10.960 You know what I mean?

00:46:11.580 They find a lot of alien spacecrafts from archaeological digs

00:46:14.960 from like thousands of years ago.

00:46:16.500 That's what I'm saying.

00:46:17.280 So I apologize real quick and we'll move on.

00:46:19.600 Sorry, sir.

00:46:20.560 I'm sorry, sir.

00:46:21.820 But you need to admit that you've brought some slop 0.99

00:46:25.080 and dumb shit into the final page. 1.00

00:46:26.940 Well, maybe in a couple of years, Matt Gaetz will tell us it's real. 1.00

00:46:29.940 All right.

00:46:30.560 And then we trust Matt Gaetz, who's out of Congress now and just kind of like loosely firing.

00:46:34.620 And it could be like a PSYOP where they just give him bad information, knowing he'll go talk about it and then make like the Republicans look bad.

00:46:40.460 I don't think it's that, though.

00:46:41.340 Yes.

00:46:41.740 I think there is an alien hybrid program.

00:46:44.220 And there's another tweet that goes along with this.

00:46:46.080 Breaking Senator Babbitt announces, you would be very surprised who's not entirely human, but says he can't disclose more because the alien hybrid program is classified.

00:46:56.940 What are these people, why do they give us, why even say anything at all?

00:47:01.320 They give us a little piece of the highly classified alien hybrid thing?

00:47:04.940 I don't really like that.

00:47:06.040 Apparently the aliens like to have a lot of kids.

00:47:09.700 They reproduce a lot.

00:47:10.820 Oh, so there's Somalis or something?

00:47:13.060 That could be Elon.

00:47:14.740 Okay.

00:47:15.380 Respectfully.

00:47:15.840 Yeah, he could be.

00:47:17.260 He could be.

00:47:17.880 And if he said it, I'm sure he'd go, yeah, that's a chance.

00:47:20.660 You want to talk about the rocket launch at all in the final page of housekeeping?

00:47:23.360 Yes, it was successful.

00:47:25.660 That was nice to see.

00:47:26.940 successful launch.

00:47:27.900 Everybody did it.

00:47:28.740 I don't know why there's a Canadian involved.

00:47:31.780 This is our moon.

00:47:32.920 This is our moon mission.

00:47:34.100 We do charity for a Canadian.

00:47:36.140 Yeah, I didn't like that part.

00:47:37.620 But, you know, it was cool.

00:47:40.520 They went up.

00:47:41.280 I personally have no desire to go to space.

00:47:44.440 I get it.

00:47:45.520 I already can, like, imagine what it would be.

00:47:48.160 You get up really, really high, higher than you've ever been,

00:47:51.040 and then even higher than that.

00:47:52.320 And then you look out the little hole,

00:47:54.140 and it's deep space and the giant Earth.

00:47:56.940 I get it.

00:47:58.160 I don't have to go.

00:47:59.160 Yeah.

00:47:59.720 Oh, you're weightless.

00:48:01.080 It's no gravity.

00:48:02.480 It's incredible.

00:48:04.200 Yeah, it's kind of like being underwater, but a little more.

00:48:07.460 I get it.

00:48:08.360 Don't need to go.

00:48:09.100 Don't need to burn out in the atmosphere coming back in.

00:48:11.640 I get it.

00:48:12.400 No desire to go to space.

00:48:13.820 I get that angle.

00:48:14.660 But, you know, some people might call you spiritually brown with that opinion,

00:48:20.660 which I will.

00:48:22.100 You're spiritually.

00:48:22.340 You're going to go to space?

00:48:23.800 I think I would.

00:48:25.040 Yeah, I've given the opportunity for a real,

00:48:26.880 like, I mean, there's no pathway for me to go to space. 0.97

00:48:28.960 So it's a dumb question. 0.50

00:48:30.280 Like the Amazon trip where you go up 0.98

00:48:31.140 and come back with Katy Perry? 1.00

00:48:32.920 No, that's stupid. 1.00

00:48:33.700 That's just going like 250 miles above earth. 1.00

00:48:35.920 That's nothing, right?

00:48:37.200 That's like as far as we've been recently.

00:48:39.780 But a moon mission, here's the thing.

00:48:41.380 Nobody needs me, nobody's asking me.

00:48:43.540 But yeah, I would go to space if somebody said,

00:48:45.520 hey, you have a unique set of,

00:48:47.260 we need someone to podcast 0.99

00:48:48.340 and fucking tell us about air traffic control accidents. 0.98

00:48:52.080 We need a buddy to kind of hang out with. 0.99

00:48:53.640 Yeah, we need a morale booster who's not too fat.

00:48:58.300 I'd be like, are you sure?

00:48:59.640 You're going to lose a little weight, but you can come.

00:49:01.860 But, I mean, it's one of those things I'm happy we're doing it.

00:49:05.620 I'm happy someone's doing it.

00:49:07.020 So it's nice to see, right?

00:49:09.120 Yeah, and then during the launch, people on TV were saying this will inspire future astronauts.

00:49:13.840 And I just kept thinking of, like, the urban decay euphemism for, like, future astronauts.

00:49:18.660 Future astronauts, and I was like, oh, it means something different than normal people.

00:49:22.000 No, it's great for kids.

00:49:23.180 it's great for morale. I saw something that Mimetic Sisyphus posted where he posted a headline

00:49:28.900 during the Obama NASA years, and it was something about, we need more Muslims in space. And the

00:49:35.560 headline was just like a joke. So juxtaposed with that, yeah, it's obviously, it's nice.

00:49:40.800 It is. All right, let's move on. I have some notes here. I had a very inspirational night

00:49:46.540 a few nights ago. Every now and then, maybe once a month, I'll have this inspiration wave hit me

00:49:52.600 where I'm like in the zone and like doing funny bits

00:49:55.240 and have funny ideas.

00:49:56.640 And I wrote a few of them down.

00:49:58.260 Okay.

00:49:59.120 Number one, remember that candy Whoppers?

00:50:02.300 Yeah, I hate Whoppers. 1.00

00:50:03.280 They suck. 1.00

00:50:04.040 Least favorite. 1.00

00:50:04.880 They didn't have to do that.

00:50:06.500 That was like an OG candy though.

00:50:08.300 That's like one of the first things they did

00:50:10.000 was malted milk balls.

00:50:11.680 And then they never developed. 0.55

00:50:12.920 It's like a disgusting grandma candy.

00:50:14.540 Yeah, I hate Whoppers. 0.82

00:50:15.420 Okay.

00:50:15.700 So that was good.

00:50:16.480 Keep going.

00:50:17.420 Number two, I have an idea for the economy.

00:50:20.560 We print a ton of money.

00:50:22.600 And we don't tell anyone.

00:50:24.280 We inflate the dollar like crazy quietly.

00:50:27.400 Okay.

00:50:28.020 You know, there'd be some time before people notice.

00:50:30.920 We buy everything we want from foreign people 1.00

00:50:33.680 and foreign countries.

00:50:34.920 And then boom, we dump the dollar on everyone,

00:50:37.880 leave them bag holding it. 0.71

00:50:39.460 And then we onboard everyone to crypto,

00:50:41.160 which we're now going to like corner and be ahead of

00:50:43.640 because we're all simultaneously coming to crypto,

00:50:46.120 which is the future.

00:50:46.820 So everyone gets stuck with the dead dollar

00:50:48.920 and the new currency is crypto and we're there first.

00:50:51.940 All right.

00:50:52.600 because like if we just not that great but if we just printed a ton of money and didn't even tell

00:50:57.000 anybody by the time you find out like what 18 months later oh that money oh i got all your oil 0.96

00:51:03.100 oh you got a lot of dollars how's that going those are fucking worthless now chump i like that part 0.98

00:51:08.120 of it but it kind of nukes your whole economy at home for anyone who doesn't own assets right 0.97

00:51:12.960 well we'll just kind of give everyone a little like hey guys make sure you're buying stuff

00:51:16.600 Things are going good.

00:51:18.100 Make sure you buy a house.

00:51:20.420 Something there.

00:51:21.260 Okay, fair.

00:51:22.520 And then during last bonus land,

00:51:25.400 I kind of zoned out for like a couple of minutes

00:51:27.900 when you were talking

00:51:28.700 and I heard a sound in the front room

00:51:31.420 and I think I accidentally left the door unlocked

00:51:33.640 and I thought someone came in

00:51:34.680 and then I had this like intense vision

00:51:36.320 where I looked left

00:51:37.820 and a barrel of the gun was just coming in the room

00:51:40.840 and I knocked it away.

00:51:42.840 But when I knocked it away,

00:51:44.400 it was like actually pointed right at you.

00:51:46.660 Oh, no.

00:51:47.380 So I went like this, but it was like a clear shot behind me.

00:51:50.200 So then I reran it.

00:51:51.860 And then when the gun came in, I put it.

00:51:54.140 What do you mean you reran it?

00:51:55.840 Well, it was like the.

00:51:56.980 You used your click button in the fake imagination you have?

00:51:59.920 I had like a deep vision.

00:52:00.940 And I'm like, oh, there's a guy with a gun that comes in.

00:52:02.820 I see the barrel.

00:52:03.500 Oh, I knock it left. 0.64

00:52:04.320 But that makes him shoot Rat Boy.

00:52:05.640 All right, rerun it.

00:52:06.660 Barrel came in.

00:52:07.600 Hand over the barrel.

00:52:09.240 Oh.

00:52:09.600 I took that.

00:52:10.740 Whoa, thank you.

00:52:11.920 And then I wrestled the guy down. 0.98

00:52:13.520 But you need to be ready.

00:52:14.920 All right, thank you.

00:52:15.620 Good imagination, brother.

00:52:16.780 Hey, if anything, the door opens, you need to be jumping down and over there.

00:52:20.420 I'll wrestle the guy. 0.99

00:52:21.620 You protect all the equipment.

00:52:23.080 Okay.

00:52:23.760 Okay.

00:52:24.180 Got you, bro.

00:52:24.700 Thanks, brother.

00:52:25.740 All right.

00:52:25.980 Appreciate you.

00:52:26.660 Those are my notes.

00:52:27.700 All right, cool.

00:52:28.740 See, it was fun.

00:52:29.680 That was your, what did you call it?

00:52:30.900 A very productive night?

00:52:32.120 An inspiration. 1.00

00:52:32.860 And it's like a stupid economy idea. 1.00

00:52:35.480 Fucking fake scenario where I get shot. 1.00

00:52:37.720 And whoppers. 1.00

00:52:38.380 And whoppers suck. 0.99

00:52:40.420 He was inspired, guys. 0.99

00:52:41.660 He was inspired.

00:52:42.460 There was other stuff, but maybe it goes next show.

00:52:44.860 Okay.

00:52:45.560 All right, our final piece of the final page of housekeeping

00:52:48.220 is all of the reverse Rockwells you guys sent us.

00:52:51.240 Yes.

00:52:51.540 Let's start with the first one

00:52:52.820 and then just go click, click, click down.

00:52:54.880 But we'll give them all a couple seconds each.

00:52:57.080 Okay, so this first one is not a Rockwell.

00:52:59.980 This is a, what, Van Gogh copy?

00:53:02.000 Van Gogh copy, but still counts.

00:53:03.760 I like what someone was doing out there.

00:53:05.300 It's a Van Gogh copy and it's a migrants on boats situation 0.98

00:53:07.920 and the white woman, Scandinavian white woman. 0.99

00:53:10.080 Yep.

00:53:10.320 So good work, not exactly the assignment.

00:53:12.340 Big body bends with migrants on bikes, that's real. 1.00

00:53:15.420 Doesn't look very Rockwell-y, though.

00:53:17.140 It doesn't look Rockwell-y, but it's a nice Benz.

00:53:20.020 Okay, this one.

00:53:21.820 Rockwell-y, EBT.

00:53:23.480 It's some sort of Rockwell-y, EBT scene.

00:53:25.700 But here's the problem, some of you guys.

00:53:28.640 What is this a scene of?

00:53:29.780 They're all around a table of nothing.

00:53:32.060 She's got a pizza shirt.

00:53:33.760 So you tried, but you got to do better.

00:53:37.860 That's a good one of the one you described.

00:53:40.400 Yeah, that is a good U-Haul one.

00:53:43.940 That's kind of exactly what I imagined and pictured.

00:53:46.300 So nice work there.

00:53:47.540 This looks like, yeah, a migrant truck, a little migrant trucker with a turban. 0.99

00:53:52.020 And it's all the whatever, the cargo's all shifted and fucked up. 0.97

00:53:56.920 Pretty solid one. 0.96

00:53:58.940 Here's another one outside of Walmart.

00:54:01.360 Hungry, please help, vet, hungry, God bless.

00:54:04.260 And then it's the EBT woman.

00:54:06.300 With all her food and all her kids.

00:54:08.040 Yeah, and the AI slop is the food, but I like what you did here. 0.74

00:54:11.980 I like what you tried.

00:54:13.940 Next, we have a classic car going through a sea of homeless tents. 0.98

00:54:19.340 Yeah, with the ray of light coming.

00:54:20.980 Not really.

00:54:22.380 This is a good try, but it's not really a realistic thing.

00:54:25.240 So when I was talking about modern-day Rockwell,

00:54:27.340 it was a scene that had to really happen.

00:54:29.640 You know?

00:54:30.360 This, what, 1954 Studebaker going through a-

00:54:33.400 Skid row.

00:54:34.180 Skid row, but it's worse.

00:54:35.960 That doesn't really happen.

00:54:37.460 Here's somebody who is tagging at Urban Rockwell.

00:54:40.000 Kid underneath a McDonald's, and it's all trashed out.

00:54:43.180 That's pretty good.

00:54:43.940 That's a good one.

00:54:44.620 Mischievous kid under the table.

00:54:45.780 I like that one.

00:54:47.140 Here's another one which I would call heavy-handed.

00:54:49.920 The black woman with the giant fried chicken and the kid with the watermelon. 0.89

00:54:53.860 That's heavy-handed. 0.92

00:54:55.300 That's not really what we're looking for here.

00:54:57.020 Still submitted.

00:54:58.500 Nice submission.

00:54:59.540 This is a Rockwell of a guy losing his job to Indians. 1.00

00:55:02.340 Yes.

00:55:02.880 I think he's on a Zoom interview with multiple Indians, and he's defeated.

00:55:07.180 That's a good Rockwell.

00:55:08.240 That's a good Rockwell.

00:55:08.960 But this other Indian guy up top, he's-

00:55:13.040 Doesn't need to be there.

00:55:13.600 He doesn't need to be there.

00:55:14.760 So you can see where people got lazy with the AI.

00:55:17.680 Someone just made us like a Warhol style.

00:55:19.980 Yeah, Warhol.

00:55:20.940 We appreciate that.

00:55:21.580 That's cool.

00:55:22.460 Here's one. 1.00

00:55:23.780 Giant, big, fat, white woman taking a shit somewhere. 1.00

00:55:27.580 What's the sign? 1.00

00:55:28.480 Free smells.

00:55:29.360 Free smells.

00:55:29.920 I think that's Jimmy John's.

00:55:30.980 It says free smells for their bread.

00:55:32.820 And she was taking a dump. 0.98

00:55:34.580 Irina Zarutska, Rockwell.

00:55:36.560 Irina Zarutska, again, heavy-handed.

00:55:38.420 He didn't really pose like that.

00:55:39.580 That's okay. 0.94

00:55:40.680 Here's a judge with a black man.

00:55:43.080 That's pretty realistic.

00:55:45.500 There's an American Street, Casa Fiesta, El Amigo, Mexican. 0.94

00:55:49.280 Cloud Nine Vape Shop, Raj's Liquor, and El Rancho, Mexican Cantina.

00:55:53.420 That's a good one.

00:55:54.340 That's pretty solid.

00:55:55.960 Here is a doctor coming to see a patient,

00:55:59.180 and she's some sort of head-covering Middle Eastern type. 1.00

00:56:03.100 Very good.

00:56:04.400 Here's a guy on the street, the homeless one.

00:56:07.520 Good for him.

00:56:09.320 I think we've done enough.

00:56:10.700 We've done enough.

00:56:11.480 Here's another one.

00:56:13.180 Chemtrails.

00:56:13.920 Chemtrails over the suburbia.

00:56:15.820 That was pretty good.

00:56:17.040 Here's one.

00:56:17.780 This one is one I would say is heavy-handed.

00:56:20.400 Pledge allegiance to the Israeli flag.

00:56:22.000 So this is more in your imagination.

00:56:23.480 This isn't really happening out there.

00:56:25.060 Maybe in Congress.

00:56:26.340 Yeah, in Congress it's required.

00:56:28.020 But the little kids doing that, it does not exist.

00:56:30.400 This was a good EBT one.

00:56:31.880 You have the lady buying all the EBT food and then the construction worker buying one half gallon of milk. 1.00

00:56:36.620 And then this was maybe my favorite.

00:56:38.720 The guy who camps out next to the pothole and changes the tires?

00:56:42.520 Yeah.

00:56:42.900 That's a pretty good one.

00:56:43.700 I might actually frame that one.

00:56:44.720 Yantas quick serve.

00:56:46.060 Quick service.

00:56:46.960 So good job, guys.

00:56:48.180 Most of you understood the assignment.

00:56:49.420 Some of you were a little heavy-handed.

00:56:51.540 We're trying to do reality, you know, something like a real image.

00:56:56.360 I thought it was good.

00:56:57.420 I thought all of them were great.

00:56:58.420 Okay.

00:56:58.880 Good for you.

00:56:59.380 All right.

00:56:59.540 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:57:00.440 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:57:04.940 All right.

00:57:05.500 Our first story from cringe of the week is about college acceptance.

00:57:09.520 I think you guys probably saw online.

00:57:11.380 A lot of people are getting accepted into college this week and they're

00:57:13.520 posting it.

00:57:14.740 All the Asian people getting rejected from all the Ivies,

00:57:17.560 but getting into UC Davis.

00:57:19.180 Yeah.

00:57:19.520 All eight Ivies rejected. 0.74

00:57:21.340 No problem,

00:57:22.160 brother.

00:57:22.960 Stuff like that.

00:57:23.760 That's why,

00:57:24.060 that's why I always say Asians, 1.00

00:57:25.380 you're with us.

00:57:26.360 Yeah.

00:57:26.720 You're with us.

00:57:27.320 We'll look out for you.

00:57:28.340 Yeah.

00:57:29.120 More than other people.

00:57:30.340 Yeah.

00:57:30.580 Just the ones who are here.

00:57:32.140 We're not going to look out for all of China or all of Japan, 0.99

00:57:34.700 which is currently how it's kind of operating, right,

00:57:36.680 with international students.

00:57:38.200 But we'll look out for the ones here.

00:57:39.640 You're not going to get discriminated against 0.76

00:57:41.040 so a black guy can get to Harvard. 0.90

00:57:43.320 Yeah, we got you. 0.98

00:57:44.640 Not on my watch.

00:57:45.400 And our first clip is from Dartmouth, our Isla Murata.

00:57:49.440 Alma mater.

00:57:51.360 Yeah, good one, good one.

00:57:53.540 And basically this is from the Dartmouth College

00:57:56.180 acceptance office, and this is how they write

00:57:58.520 their rejection letters, and this is what they posted online.

00:58:02.920 It says, my team and I were so honored

00:58:04.480 to get to know each and every one of you

00:58:05.700 through your application at Dartmouth.

00:58:07.020 Regardless of the decision you received today,

00:58:09.140 know that we believe in you.

00:58:10.740 And they sign it.

00:58:11.940 It's all these women doing heart hands 1.00

00:58:13.440 in the admissions office.

00:58:14.740 All these fat heart hands.

00:58:17.060 We believe in you. 1.00

00:58:18.420 It's so gay. 1.00

00:58:19.840 And 90s Dartmouth- 0.97

00:58:20.480 But you rejected me.

00:58:21.560 Yeah.

00:58:21.940 You don't believe in me.

00:58:22.940 You rejected me.

00:58:23.900 They say, we're cheering you on from the woods or whatever.

00:58:26.780 Did I get in or not?

00:58:28.200 No, you're not.

00:58:29.120 Yeah.

00:58:29.640 And everyone just wants to feel good.

00:58:31.100 and I've been looking at Dartmouth's like admission stuff

00:58:34.720 and these videos they're posting. 0.99

00:58:36.400 Everyone is brown, fat, and gay. 1.00

00:58:39.200 Yes. 0.99

00:58:39.900 And I actually have a picture here

00:58:41.060 that Dartmouth posted of 90s Dartmouth at a football game.

00:58:44.340 93, class of 93, they showed up.

00:58:46.800 Do you see that?

00:58:47.620 I see a sea of white men. 0.63

00:58:49.460 I see a sea of young white men who are smart. 1.00

00:58:52.040 And now, like I said, it's all brown, fat, and gay. 1.00

00:58:55.260 And to prove my point, I commented on that post 0.99

00:58:57.820 and said, Dartmouth isn't what it used to be, sad.

00:59:00.560 And then an Indian person replied, son, what?

00:59:04.060 And then a gay guy replied, girl, what are you talking about?

00:59:08.320 It's like it's perfectly proved my point.

00:59:11.840 Proved your point.

00:59:12.280 An Indian and a gay guy replied to tell me I was wrong.

00:59:15.780 Yep.

00:59:16.280 So that's what I wanted to show you guys to start off cringe.

00:59:18.840 Used to be only men. 0.88

00:59:20.040 Used to be only men at Dartmouth. 1.00

00:59:21.660 And now it's all fat brown gay people. 1.00

00:59:24.240 The only white people there are gay or athletes. 1.00

00:59:27.520 Yep. 0.99

00:59:28.380 That's it.

00:59:29.140 Yep.

00:59:29.380 Sad.

00:59:29.560 All right, our next section in the rest of Cringe is going to be victims of fake racism.

00:59:34.520 We have a bunch of clips and stories here about people whose lives didn't turn out how they wanted and they blame racism.

00:59:41.020 First is a homeless guy who blames racism for all his problems.

00:59:44.680 Has racism profoundly impacted your life? 0.86

00:59:49.160 Oh, well, it's made me a bum.

00:59:53.400 Oh, wow.

00:59:54.220 I've accomplished absolutely nothing

00:59:59.560 and I know for a fact I'm an intelligent human being

01:00:03.780 so opportunity

01:00:06.960 is what makes a man what he is

01:00:09.720 and if you don't have opportunities

01:00:12.420 to fulfill your needs

01:00:15.280 you're not going anyplace

01:00:17.200 well you could have gotten a government job from Obama

01:00:20.880 they couldn't fire you from

01:00:22.200 yeah that's a start

01:00:24.220 I guess he didn't have the opportunity to do that, right?

01:00:26.620 Yeah, he could have been loud working at KFC.

01:00:29.320 Easy one.

01:00:30.180 Don't hire anybody, right?

01:00:32.020 And then, like, maybe that person did experience some racism in their life.

01:00:35.720 Like, he looks like an older guy.

01:00:37.160 Maybe he's seen some different times. 1.00

01:00:38.800 But he let that define him and defeat him, which makes him a loser. 1.00

01:00:43.480 A loser. 0.99

01:00:44.100 Yeah, I don't know. 1.00

01:00:45.720 Racism made me a bum.

01:00:47.220 I don't know. 1.00

01:00:47.520 I think you're a fucking loser, dude. 1.00

01:00:49.460 And I think race probably has – you could maybe argue for, like, 2% to 5%. 1.00

01:00:54.000 But then also during that whole hire black people thing, that happened pretty aggressively. 0.97

01:01:00.340 But I guess you were already a bum then. 0.99

01:01:02.100 So the opportunity slipped you by. 0.61

01:01:04.240 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:04.720 But yeah, I'm tired of fucking losers. 0.99

01:01:07.200 I don't feel bad at all. 1.00

01:01:08.560 Saying, oh, it was racism. 1.00

01:01:10.040 It's like, maybe that's why you're a loser. 0.98

01:01:12.420 Maybe that's why you're looking for externalities, right? 0.97

01:01:14.480 What happened to me?

01:01:15.680 Why did this happen?

01:01:16.860 Something happened to me.

01:01:18.040 As if you couldn't like do a shift on a crabbing boat or something.

01:01:21.780 There's so many hard-nosed jobs where you can get a little lump sum, right?

01:01:25.260 You got to risk it a little bit.

01:01:26.520 That's so true.

01:01:27.340 Homie never risked it. 1.00

01:01:28.520 He never risked it, and he let the defeat define him.

01:01:31.480 And I want to point this out.

01:01:33.500 There's a man in mainland China whose loose-fitting clothes got him sucked up into an industrial machine, and it killed him.

01:01:40.680 Yeah.

01:01:41.020 But if he survived, you think that would stop him from working?

01:01:43.640 No.

01:01:44.140 He'd go, my arm bad now.

01:01:45.780 I'd use this arm, and I'd just do one thing.

01:01:47.580 I'd bang out the spoons.

01:01:49.540 You know?

01:01:50.640 You know how Chinese people are? 1.00

01:01:52.420 I'm tired of this shit. 1.00

01:01:53.920 Yeah, me too. 1.00

01:01:55.040 But I wanted to point that out.

01:01:56.120 Yeah, definitely.

01:01:57.260 A lot of Chinese machinery euphemisms and metaphors recently.

01:02:00.940 That's the season.

01:02:01.880 I guess it's a brilliant commentary on the world.

01:02:04.660 You can apply it to anything.

01:02:05.640 The rickety machinery with no guardrails and your loose-fitting clothes and you get sucked in.

01:02:10.000 It's about how you react after you get ground up.

01:02:12.140 Exactly.

01:02:12.720 And you're dead. 0.59

01:02:13.760 But it's how you would react. 0.51

01:02:14.880 Exactly.

01:02:15.160 Our next story is about a criminal who was in court and he was being disruptive.

01:02:20.260 And this is what they did to stop that.

01:02:23.100 Why did a judge in Cleveland order deputies to tape shut a defendant's mouth?

01:02:27.080 Now, it happened during Franklin Williams' sentencing for armed robbery.

01:02:30.980 The judge said that he gave him more than a dozen warnings to stop talking at inappropriate times in court.

01:02:38.040 I'm going to hear from your lawyers, and that means zip it.

01:02:42.140 That means zip it right now.

01:02:46.580 Does that make sense?

01:02:49.360 No, it doesn't.

01:02:50.220 I'm not being allowed to speak how I need to speak.

01:02:53.000 He's stopping me from talking.

01:02:54.640 He's gagging me, putting tape over my mouth at this moment.

01:02:58.540 Now, Williams said that he felt humiliated and that he kept talking because he said the judge would not let him say what he wanted to on the record.

01:03:06.300 So there you go.

01:03:07.280 And then people were commenting on Twitter and they were alluding to, like, 100 years ago, are we back in these times?

01:03:15.000 To, like, what, a spit mask sort of thing or chained down into the defendant being chained down?

01:03:21.300 I don't even know.

01:03:21.920 Or maybe they cover his mouth and then they go, oh, the defendant's not going to speak for himself.

01:03:26.400 He's guilty.

01:03:27.900 They're trying to pretend it's that.

01:03:30.020 But the guy interrupted the judge 12 times, was speaking at inappropriate times.

01:03:34.880 The judge is allowed to do this.

01:03:36.700 And he also got sentenced to 24 years in jail for aggravated robbery, kidnapping, theft, stolen credit cards, and illegal guns. 0.78

01:03:44.160 But he's the victim because he's black. 1.00

01:03:45.700 Bye-bye. 0.97

01:03:46.520 Yeah, there's this sort of assumption that you can't do anything to a black guy. 0.88

01:03:52.860 Like, because he's, what? 0.70

01:03:55.300 Because it looks inhumane?

01:03:56.680 Because it looks like something someone used to do to a slave or something? 0.99

01:04:00.080 He won't shut the fuck up. 0.98

01:04:02.180 What do you think happens? 0.99

01:04:03.420 I don't know.

01:04:04.180 The 12th, the 11th warning wasn't enough?

01:04:07.180 It's that oppositional defiance thing.

01:04:09.240 He can't be told no.

01:04:10.440 Last word, get the last word in when it's literally the judge.

01:04:14.500 And then think about retard-wise, right? 0.99

01:04:17.480 Think about the spectrum from retard to really smart guy. 1.00

01:04:21.620 The judge is about to give you your sentence.

01:04:24.060 Should I interrupt him 12 times or should I act calm?

01:04:27.320 24 years, I mean, it could have been 20.

01:04:29.720 Could have been 18.

01:04:30.880 I think the judge might have been a little pissed.

01:04:32.540 Should I piss off the guy right before I'm sentenced?

01:04:35.100 I don't know.

01:04:35.800 he ain't let me speak.

01:04:38.060 He dehumanized me.

01:04:39.780 I think you dehumanized yourself, right?

01:04:42.040 That's very true. And I'm in court

01:04:43.820 because I can't follow the rules.

01:04:45.460 Should I follow the rules in court?

01:04:47.940 Nah.

01:04:49.080 And there's a certain type of people who, no matter what

01:04:51.920 the

01:04:52.680 lead into this was, no matter what,

01:04:55.660 no matter how many warnings, no matter how many anythings,

01:04:57.640 they just see tape on his mouth and they go,

01:04:59.620 they're keeping us down.

01:05:01.380 And I can't relate to someone who's been told

01:05:03.700 12 times to shut up. Even if I was

01:05:05.720 black i don't think i'd relate to anybody who got told 12 times to shut the fuck up yeah exactly 0.97

01:05:10.440 all right our next clip is actually one we covered on wednesday in bonus land uh but it actually fits 0.95

01:05:16.020 perfectly into this section so we're going to run it again this woman is mad that the teacher wrote 1.00

01:05:20.160 the n-word to her when she was doing a progress report on her child but wait till you hear what

01:05:24.760 her child did first pg county i am the mother of multiple students who attend pg county schools

01:05:32.280 my son is in the pre-k program under peachy county this notebook right here

01:05:38.120 uh is written to me from his caucasian teacher he has a white woman as a teacher who lets me

01:05:45.020 know how he's doing on a daily basis she has showed me or written to me that he has used

01:05:51.400 foul language in previous days and she has always abbreviated it today she said that he used the

01:05:59.920 word nigga. And this white woman decides to spell out the word nigga. It's just real ironic to me 0.99

01:06:06.980 that she abbreviated when he used effing or B, but when it came time to use the word nigga,

01:06:13.640 she wanted to spell that out. PG County, the majority of your teachers are extremely immature 0.96

01:06:19.960 or mentally ill. What is the hiring process? So this woman's mad that the teacher wrote the 1.00

01:06:26.680 n-word but the context of writing the n-word was to tell her that her son said ms sadie what are 1.00

01:06:32.820 you looking at n-word bitch so you're mad she's white she's white a white woman and you're mad 1.00

01:06:40.480 that the teacher wrote the n-word to you but your four-year-old preschooler called the teacher an 1.00

01:06:46.540 n-word bitch and your problem is that the teacher wrote the word that's fascinating like it's uh 1.00

01:06:53.840 it's displacement, right? You should be mad at something and you know, you should be mad at 0.99

01:06:57.880 something, but I'll take it out on the white teacher. Cause that's the easiest on social 0.95

01:07:02.480 media. I don't have to explain myself. I'm black, you're white. We, we run this word and I'm going 0.54

01:07:07.660 to dog walk you because you, you answer to a district or some other pussy high above. And 1.00

01:07:14.680 yeah, I think you should worry about your four-year-old using the N word and bitch to a 1.00

01:07:18.940 teacher. Where did he learn that from? To a teacher is crazy. Like I could probably speak 0.99

01:07:24.100 for you too. I've never really spoken back to a teacher. Maybe I was a wise ass or like sent

01:07:29.760 something under my breath, never cursing, never bitch or anything like that. Of course, not 0.99

01:07:33.760 swearing at him. Crazy. The first I maybe would have gone was like, you're not getting the last 0.97

01:07:37.940 word and being like, okay. Yeah. That's, that's, that's sort of shut. This is a four-year-old

01:07:43.420 Yeah. Who's cursing at the teacher. And then the problem is the teacher wrote the word and it's kind of like race, race relations in America. Yeah. Like this nice teacher is trying to help your kid. A white teacher is trying to help your kid who's not well behaved and you have a problem because they didn't abbreviate a word.

01:08:04.420 Yeah. And sight unseen, obviously, I don't know the teacher, but if you put this child with your teacher for the next 10 years or with the mother for the next 10 years, I know who I'd pick, right? Like the person who could maybe make a difference instead of the defend your child's actions. Stupid mom. 1.00

01:08:21.460 Stupid, stupid. All right, our next clip. This guy is upset because his name is racist. 1.00

01:08:27.220 A white nurse decided a Black baby couldn't have the same name as a white baby. 1.00

01:08:33.980 My grandmother wanted to name my dad Andre.

01:08:36.140 But instead, this nurse decided to spell it incorrectly on the birth certificate.

01:08:42.400 And so now my name is a product of racism.

01:08:46.080 I'm grappling with the fact that my whole entire life, I thought my name was unique because my grandmother chose it to be unique.

01:08:53.220 I was told a story from my dad that she wanted it to be different, but he was just telling me

01:08:59.740 a story to try to give our name meaning. I'm sitting here with the fact that my name,

01:09:05.820 something so personal, is a product of racism, and I'm still figuring out what to do with that.

01:09:11.660 Well, now you're drinking wine under a blanket in a nice loft apartment, so that's good, right?

01:09:16.840 So I guess it didn't really affect you, right? You figured it out.

01:09:19.740 And you had a dad too, so that's good.

01:09:21.940 Yeah. And I love how there's some sort of like evil white nurse who's like writing down whatever the fuck she wants. What changing one letter? What did his name? It became Andre. I think it's Andre with a U. Okay. Yeah. And then there's the whole process of, okay, let me check. Can I see what you wrote? It's my son's legal name. I should probably check. There's no, it's all the white nurse's fault. There's some evil white nurse. 1.00

01:09:47.960 And then a guy like this carries this baggage around like he's Santa Claus. 0.96

01:09:52.440 It's weighing him down.

01:09:53.920 It affects everything.

01:09:54.780 And then like, he's probably rude to a white person later because of this. 1.00

01:09:58.500 So stupid. 1.00

01:09:59.360 And then it's like the way he says it at the end. 1.00

01:10:02.440 Now I need to figure out what to do with this.

01:10:05.120 Yeah.

01:10:05.480 You got a lot of free time on your hand.

01:10:06.920 It doesn't seem like you're very busy.

01:10:08.080 And all you have to worry about is all the bad things that happened to your grandparents.

01:10:12.700 And that's what you need to focus on.

01:10:14.320 And then what?

01:10:14.800 You can't be at peace until that's all settled and corrected.

01:10:18.160 Why don't you just go invent an app?

01:10:20.620 There's apps out there.

01:10:21.900 Use Claude. 0.91

01:10:22.940 They got AI code agents now.

01:10:25.100 You're worried about some nurse. 0.69

01:10:27.200 They're not busy enough.

01:10:28.060 I don't think about you at all.

01:10:29.260 The nurse is ripping sakes. 1.00

01:10:30.640 I do 10 babies a day. 1.00

01:10:32.280 You think I fucking care? 1.00

01:10:33.620 Yeah. 0.98

01:10:34.460 So that's like what annoys me because it's like that's almost such like a – what's it called?

01:10:41.040 Like when you're self-victimizing or you're looking for an oppressor type thing.

01:10:45.620 It's like you have your life so good that your biggest issues is like correcting whatever happened to your grandmother.

01:10:52.120 Yeah.

01:10:52.520 What are you talking about?

01:10:53.600 Yeah.

01:10:54.120 Weird side quest, brother.

01:10:55.320 Really weird.

01:10:56.240 And then you're going to be sad and like you're going to carry that with you.

01:10:59.260 It's just like this victimhood thing that everyone really likes. 0.93

01:11:01.900 Let's tape this guy's mouth up. 0.94

01:11:04.780 All right. 0.92

01:11:05.340 The next clip applies to all these victims of racism.

01:11:08.060 This guy really explains what entitlement really means.

01:11:11.680 There's a great definition of entitlement, which is where you are now and where you want to be.

01:11:19.080 If you want to do something about it, that's ambition.

01:11:23.140 Where you are now, where you want to be, if you think that's someone else's problem, that's entitlement.

01:11:29.480 That's what we're dealing with here.

01:11:30.960 Yeah.

01:11:31.820 And that's what, a British comedian guy?

01:11:33.400 You know his name?

01:11:34.200 He looks familiar.

01:11:35.340 Yeah.

01:11:35.880 All right.

01:11:36.420 Our last clip of Cringes It.

01:11:37.360 That's it?

01:11:37.640 No commentary?

01:11:38.220 Yeah, I just wanted to do that and apply it to all of it.

01:11:40.460 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:41.060 Good.

01:11:41.400 It's true.

01:11:42.460 And our last clip is this black woman who now lives in white suburbia. 1.00

01:11:46.640 And listen to what she says about interacting with people.

01:11:49.820 So I bought a house and moved to the suburbs.

01:11:51.500 And so now I do stuff like run in my free time around my nice neighborhood, right?

01:11:55.300 But not only do I run, I cosplay as a nice suburban individual.

01:12:00.860 I'm running.

01:12:01.840 Little boy running towards me.

01:12:03.080 He sprints right past me.

01:12:04.020 He no more than four.

01:12:05.080 his parents are walking like 20 feet behind him they're all like oh that's so cute so when I get

01:12:12.140 up to the parents I say to them I say hey you got to get that one in track am I right and they're

01:12:18.880 like oh of course of course we got a runner on our hands I'm like well you have a good day Barb

01:12:24.820 and I just keep running and this is so fun they ate it up I ate it up I've been pointing and

01:12:33.060 clicking and waving at neighbors i'm walking around hey how's the kids you know what i'm

01:12:38.100 saying i'm walking around nice mulch who did yours oh my gosh i love the suburbs this is so fun

01:12:45.200 so she's being pleasant to her neighbors as a bit i guess but it worked and and that's the thing

01:12:52.100 that's someone who like buys in and maybe it's ironic because she used to be somewhere else but

01:12:56.120 it's like oh if i'm pleasant everyone's pleasant to me as well isn't this aren't the suburbs crazy

01:13:02.180 Like it's such a fascinating thing or some sort of socioeconomic like experiment or something for her.

01:13:07.720 But yeah, that's pretty much it.

01:13:09.800 If you're nice, then the niceness comes back to you.

01:13:12.960 And then the only time someone would be mean if they're like a crazy person, right?

01:13:16.600 That's it. 0.58

01:13:17.520 It's actually super easy and white people are awesome. 1.00

01:13:20.440 And yeah, we laugh at your stupid jokes and then we'll do our own stupid jokes and it's all just polite. 1.00

01:13:25.280 And we're being literally nice. 1.00

01:13:26.820 And everyone's so critical of white people while also trying to always live near where

01:13:32.240 they are.

01:13:32.840 Yeah.

01:13:33.380 They, you know, could you ever think like people dream of living near white people, whether 0.99

01:13:37.500 that means coming from Somalia to come to America or going to the suburbs.

01:13:40.940 Have you ever heard of an example of someone wanting to live in a black neighborhood? 1.00

01:13:45.400 No, not once.

01:13:46.560 I can't think of one.

01:13:48.380 Maybe a documentary or something.

01:13:50.480 That's it.

01:13:51.120 You'd have to have an ulterior thing.

01:13:53.080 There's no reason to, right?

01:13:54.340 Or if you, like, move to a bad area in Brooklyn and you're like, in 10 years, this is going to look way different.

01:13:59.700 I'm going to hang on to this.

01:14:01.900 All right.

01:14:02.240 Well, that's the end of Kranz.

01:14:03.080 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.

01:14:08.540 All right.

01:14:09.060 Our first story from Urban Decay is a Dine and Dash story.

01:14:13.420 The restaurant posted this video and said, please help us identify the thieves.

01:14:17.200 It's those two right there.

01:14:18.560 Yeah.

01:14:19.000 I haven't seen the video yet, but it's going to be those two right there.

01:14:22.700 So I just wanted to help.

01:14:24.340 Yep, got it right.

01:14:27.680 And they're kind of like boisterous.

01:14:29.860 They're enjoying themselves.

01:14:30.780 They singing.

01:14:31.560 They ordering everything on the menu.

01:14:33.100 Oh, yeah, got a big seafood boil, a crawfish.

01:14:35.820 They sucking the tails out. 0.95

01:14:38.580 And, yeah, here they're getting ready.

01:14:41.260 Classic Dine and Dash sign, one kind of looking around.

01:14:43.940 One goes first always, and then the second kind of has to be the commitment.

01:14:49.360 And here comes the second, and she goes, all right, see you later.

01:14:52.840 she had a nurse outfit too yeah so she's like a normal person in society or maybe i can't tell 0.99

01:14:59.940 but yeah that's it you know it's a crawfish place and they go oh we're a family-owned place in

01:15:05.460 dallas does anybody know these people but you know who it is and if this stuff continues i think

01:15:11.420 it's kind of obvious but like restaurants will adopt the order and pay at the counter and then

01:15:17.080 go see go seat yourself yeah and everyone can't be trusted now because only a few people can't

01:15:23.300 be trusted so now everyone has to pay an order before and that's what's going to be like the

01:15:28.640 new status quo yeah just ruining it for everyone ruining it for everyone else even though we know

01:15:33.700 who's doing it i'm shocked that uh like i get it dine and dash on um you know you're on the highway 0.97

01:15:41.100 and you're going on a road trip and it's a podunk town or something it's like it's a scumbag move

01:15:46.680 all the time, but every single house in suburbia has an HD fisheye lens camera going out. Every 0.67

01:15:54.780 business has full HD. Here's you in your face. You're like, what's a crawfish boil between two

01:16:03.460 women? 80 bucks, 90 bucks. It's like, I think it's like 50 bucks. And so to get yourself on 1.00

01:16:09.960 full HD camera for like a meal, I don't know where, where people get the balls. You know, 0.82

01:16:15.660 you're still you're gonna get found right yeah not good next uh the next they don't snitch on

01:16:21.660 each other that's part of it but now no snitching and it extends to petty crimes like crawfish

01:16:27.000 i don't know man all right next uh we have a kind of a section about baby victims unfortunately

01:16:32.580 this guy um ran over a child this doorbell video shows the moment she's describing

01:16:38.120 you can hear the engine revving then the car speed up significantly we've stopped it before

01:16:44.620 it hits Naomi. The other two kids got out the street. Naomi wasn't quick enough through her 1.00

01:16:50.440 little legs. She had eyes on her. She was not unattended. She did not run out in front of no 0.51

01:16:56.340 car. That car just like she hit her like she was an animal and kept going and said he probably got

01:17:01.480 a phone call to say he hit that baby. Another neighbor didn't want to go on camera but says

01:17:05.920 she saw the whole thing from somewhere in the video you're watching now. Then you gunned it down

01:17:10.760 the street. You were on the wrong side. This baby play out here every day, all day. You on the wrong

01:17:15.380 side. You came over this side, hit the baby. You didn't stop. You kept going. You didn't remain on 0.93

01:17:20.380 scene. They had to call you to tell you to come back. It hurts because that's a child. She was

01:17:24.620 only eight years old. She didn't have to lose her life because of a reckless driver. That could have

01:17:29.060 been my niece. That could have been my little cousin. That could have been anybody. Police say

01:17:34.480 the driver of that Chrysler 300 was 23-year-old Khalil Bernie. He is now charged with driving

01:17:39.980 while license revoked, no liability insurance, failure to register, and fictitious registration.

01:17:45.580 In court today, a judge gave him a $1,000 unsecured bond.

01:17:50.740 $1,000 bond. I guess they didn't want to inconvenience him too much.

01:17:54.820 Yeah. An eight-year-old is dead because of his reckless driving and $1,000?

01:18:00.220 $1,000. And he was also arrested just a month ago. Can you read that, please?

01:18:04.520 Yeah, he was just arrested on February 21st, 2026, just over a month before he killed Naomi Summers, the eight year old girl. And for that charge, it was obtain property, false pretense, felony conspiracy, common law uttering and fictitious slash alt title registration card slash tag.

01:18:22.660 So obtain property, false pretense, looks like he was looking to squat.

01:18:27.340 He was going to be a squatter somewhere.

01:18:28.980 He was trying to obtain, here's my printed out lease.

01:18:31.540 You can't kick me out, right?

01:18:33.600 And so I want to go over this really quick.

01:18:35.620 I know Fleckes will probably have his points.

01:18:38.040 But, you know, it's a repeat offender, young 23-year-old.

01:18:40.560 He didn't do that on purpose, but it was reckless, you know, and totally inconsiderate.

01:18:44.920 And then he fled the scene when you've clearly hit something, right?

01:18:48.020 Retarded. 0.99

01:18:48.460 but I want to read the charges that he had for the hitting the girl. And then the charges

01:18:54.720 that we kind of just went over to kind of paint a picture of this guy, because this is the

01:18:58.880 important part of it. Right. Um, driving with a revoked license, no liability insurance,

01:19:05.000 failure to register fictitious registration. So failure, register fictitious. Sometimes they

01:19:09.700 swap out a license plate. It's some other cars registration. He puts it on the Chrysler 300

01:19:14.760 Sketchy shit like that, right? 0.96

01:19:16.700 And then obtain property, false pretense, squatting, felony conspiracy, common law, 0.99

01:19:21.680 fictitious title, driving while license revoked.

01:19:24.200 This all paints a picture of a guy who's just like not doing anything correct and cutting

01:19:29.180 all corners, right?

01:19:30.760 Like, yeah, he wants a car and he wants an apartment, but no lease, no job, no money.

01:19:35.120 I'm just going to kind of scam and steal and skirt the law and try to be this basically

01:19:40.620 like parasite who doesn't do anything by the book that all we have to do. Like I have to get a 0.92

01:19:45.860 registration. I have to do everything up to date. I pay a yearly thing. Right. But for some reason,

01:19:51.100 this guy doesn't think it belongs to him. And I think during peak woke, right, during the 2020

01:19:55.560 George Floyd, everything's racist. Cash bail is racist. A lot of states made changes and they

01:20:02.820 made these things kind of like, like the woke way to define it was, oh, that's like a poor people 0.94

01:20:09.860 tax. Like, yeah, he can't afford the registration or yeah, well, you can't send him to jail because

01:20:14.980 he's poor. Driving while poor. But then this is what you get, right? You get a guy who becomes

01:20:21.740 accustomed to facing no consequences for never following the law. And then eventually it

01:20:26.820 culminates in some sort of larger crime, right? And so that peak woke, that kind of like, whoa,

01:20:31.760 well, registration, you can't take him to jail for that. It may have saved someone's life,

01:20:36.040 a little girl's life, if he was in jail for maybe a month, right?

01:20:40.000 And it just, it paints a picture of that guy who's, who never listens, never does the right

01:20:46.580 thing. And then, but is never held to account for that either. And so maybe a month in jail

01:20:52.340 would have said, whoa, gee, I really can't get caught a third time without a registration.

01:20:57.280 You know, we're not, we're teaching the wrong lessons to our perpetual criminals, right?

01:21:03.020 Very true. And the lesson is no bond, nothing. It's not that big of a deal. Those are white 1.00

01:21:08.720 people things. Getting registration and insurance cards in your car. That's a white thing. You to

01:21:12.880 street rat, that's the white people. You just go in and out as long as you're comfortable going in 1.00

01:21:17.080 and out. And every, every three weeks you get booked and then released. The car goes, you can

01:21:21.600 drive it. As long as you fine with that. Yeah. So that type of offender, like we just let that kind

01:21:27.240 of guy slip through the cracks because of peak woke shit. Very true. We have another story here 1.00

01:21:32.280 that involved the death of another child.

01:21:34.180 Unfortunately, seven-month-old baby ended up dying.

01:21:36.740 And this article says-

01:21:38.560 Clinging to life after being shot

01:21:39.940 by a pair of moped-riding thugs in New York City.

01:21:42.320 Yeah, the baby ended up dying.

01:21:45.260 The unidentified child was hit

01:21:46.920 while being pushed in a stroller near Humboldt

01:21:48.640 and Moore Street in East Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

01:21:52.080 Wednesday, shots rang out just before 1.25 p.m.

01:21:55.960 Midday, midday.

01:21:57.520 The Venezuelans don't have anything better to do.

01:22:00.340 There's some sad quotes.

01:22:01.440 the dad brought the baby in was screaming, save my baby. And the mother was screaming at the top

01:22:05.400 of her lungs. A manhunt is now underway for the two suspects. The moped they were using was found

01:22:10.660 ditched a few streets away from the scene. Um, and here's a video of them kind of getting in

01:22:16.380 a car accident after fleeing the scene. Car comes, there are two guys on a moped going the wrong way.

01:22:24.440 Yeah. Going the wrong way on a one way. And then they crashed into someone and they flip.

01:22:28.780 So now that person's crashed into, they just killed a baby and they're just trying to get

01:22:34.580 away. 1.00

01:22:34.980 This is some real like Latin America shit. 1.00

01:22:37.680 Yeah. 1.00

01:22:38.180 This, uh, two guys on a moped, black Americans don't go two guys on a moped. 1.00

01:22:42.420 This is Venezuelan. 0.98

01:22:43.480 This is South American written all over it.

01:22:45.700 So I, I will probably be vindicated when they eventually find these guys, but man, you know,

01:22:50.580 and here's the picture.

01:22:51.440 Let's look at them shooting off the back of the bike with your buddy. 1.00

01:22:55.140 It's real third world shit happening in New York. 0.99

01:22:57.620 So, uh, this one, you know, that's more migrant related. 0.99

01:23:01.260 Probably we're going to wait and see.

01:23:02.960 And the first one is more urban, but, uh, man, these kids, no reason for these kids to

01:23:09.240 die.

01:23:09.500 Right.

01:23:09.880 Super sad.

01:23:11.040 All right.

01:23:11.280 Our next stories are about repeat offenders.

01:23:14.120 Everyone we showed was probably a repeat offender as well, but these are more repeat offenders.

01:23:18.160 Uh, this guy tries to kill someone by pushing him on the train.

01:23:22.300 It's in Seattle and you can tell he waits right before, but he doesn't have the strength

01:23:26.640 to push the guy.

01:23:27.620 good lucky for that guy that he had a stable base but uh you know this is one of those things where

01:23:34.460 the new york post or somebody will say maniac tried to push someone in seattle

01:23:38.400 and then i don't know what it is it seems almost racial seems racially motivated to me

01:23:43.980 uh this guy's not the offender's not very dark but why'd you choose that random nerdy white guy

01:23:49.940 just trying to get to work right yeah and the guy tried to push a stranger onto the tracks to kill

01:23:56.680 So it should be attempted murder.

01:23:58.280 But when he goes to court, the judge will say, well, I'm not going to put someone in jail for pushing somebody.

01:24:03.220 Exactly.

01:24:03.740 So you need to wait for someone to die.

01:24:05.120 And then they still get the light sentence after that.

01:24:08.560 Yeah.

01:24:09.560 That's why I like when – what's the worst thing that could have happened?

01:24:15.060 A murder, right?

01:24:16.180 Then you get charged for that, right?

01:24:18.900 These sort of results-based things don't really work for me.

01:24:22.480 Like, well, it wasn't serious bodily harm, so it's just a simple battery.

01:24:26.680 And it's like, he hit me with a bat just because I took it, just because I ate it, doesn't

01:24:31.560 mean the guy did anything less nefarious, right?

01:24:35.340 Yeah.

01:24:36.040 And the guy who got pushed could have been doing better.

01:24:39.520 He had his headphones on.

01:24:41.020 He was standing near the tracks.

01:24:42.680 There was a sketchy guy loitering with his hood up, waiting right behind him.

01:24:46.940 You probably could check your surroundings before the train comes.

01:24:49.540 So I wasn't really impressed with that.

01:24:51.140 You guys need to have your head on a swivel out there.

01:24:53.000 Yeah.

01:24:53.240 And then if your back should be against a wall.

01:24:55.420 If you want to listen to your podcast and you want to kind of zone out, then make sure your back's against the wall and your legs are planted in a way, you know?

01:25:04.060 Very true.

01:25:04.520 These STPs, I see these all the time.

01:25:07.320 Yeah.

01:25:08.020 They don't have any of the training we have.

01:25:10.540 Yeah.

01:25:11.300 All right, next, ankle monitor guy does it again.

01:25:14.620 Just a quick story out of Chicago that shows the revolving door.

01:25:18.320 Charged with robbing a woman on the CTA, a judge released him on an ankle monitor.

01:25:23.000 He quickly violated that agreement, officials said.

01:25:26.340 The judge released him on the ankle monitor again,

01:25:28.940 and four days later, he allegedly robbed someone else near the mag mile.

01:25:33.100 Keeps doing it.

01:25:34.480 It's so crazy.

01:25:35.200 The ankle monitor, he should probably stop, right?

01:25:38.300 He keeps not learning.

01:25:40.060 And then it's like you're saying like,

01:25:41.960 oh, two people keep not learning in this scenario. 1.00

01:25:45.080 A retarded, violent black man, IQ unknown, likely under 80, 1.00

01:25:51.080 or the judge who's educated. 1.00

01:25:55.360 Went to law school.

01:25:55.780 Yeah, went to law school, passed the bar,

01:25:57.500 is a successful judge. 0.98

01:25:59.040 And it's like the judge is more retarded than the criminal 1.00

01:26:01.900 because you should be the one to predict 0.95

01:26:05.580 what the criminal is going to do after the third time.

01:26:08.160 And so judge, unfortunately, 0.99

01:26:09.980 you are now ranked below this violent black repeat offender. 0.99

01:26:14.020 That's a great point. 0.99

01:26:15.400 You know that show Criminal Minds?

01:26:17.120 Yeah.

01:26:17.400 I like Criminal Minds.

01:26:18.640 It takes you into like the intricate workings of a sophisticated criminal.

01:26:22.420 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:23.240 Sometimes criminal minds is dumb. 1.00

01:26:24.960 Yeah. 1.00

01:26:25.500 Criminal minds. 0.88

01:26:26.180 He just keeps robbing people with the ankle monitor on.

01:26:29.080 What's his motivation?

01:26:30.260 I think he saw the tip jar and then said, there's money right there.

01:26:34.100 My pocket's right here.

01:26:35.740 I could have that.

01:26:36.640 What was the trigger?

01:26:37.400 What could have possibly set him off?

01:26:39.100 I think he needed to eat. 1.00

01:26:41.000 He's just a dumb criminal. 1.00

01:26:43.480 You almost said it. 1.00

01:26:44.420 Yeah.

01:26:44.580 all right next we have a woman who was attacked by a woman with a knife who's also a repeat 0.98

01:26:51.580 offender it was random inexplicable and scary she was getting her toddler out of the car when this

01:26:59.300 woman she's never seen before confronted her and attacked her with a knife 1.00

01:27:03.440 to say this crime is a shock is an understatement wednesday around 11 a.m a woman was getting her 0.95

01:27:13.520 toddler out of the car in the parking lot of the Cotswold Harris Teeter when she says another

01:27:19.260 woman who pulled out of the parking spot behind her stopped her car in the middle of the lot, 1.00

01:27:24.780 got out, cursed at her, and attacked her with a knife. I was facing my toddler, getting him out

01:27:31.760 of his seat, and thankfully turned around, and she was coming at me with a steak knife. She asked we 1.00

01:27:38.300 not identify her by name because she is still shaken up by the incident, but she is 38 years

01:27:43.360 old and pregnant. She has never seen the woman who attacked her before and has no idea why this 0.99

01:27:49.460 happened. I pushed and kicked and screamed and thankfully I think that scared her off. The

01:27:55.440 attacker got her once in the sternum but she and the unborn baby are amazingly okay. Crazy in the

01:28:03.820 sternum and look at the uh look at the mug shots here you know and the woman sounded white the 1.00

01:28:11.960 pregnant woman another one of those i guess we'll never know if it was a hate crime or not

01:28:16.780 but we just it doesn't get bundled in with other hate crimes you know this woman gets arrested 0.99

01:28:21.220 like 30 times still needs to be on the street and remember the asian cop uh during george floyd

01:28:26.560 who was near george floyd when he od'd yeah he's in jail for five years yeah this lady's stabbing 1.00

01:28:32.500 people with a steak knife and has been arrested 30 times and tried to kill someone again who was

01:28:36.160 pregnant the asian guy who was near george floyd when he od'd gets five years yeah very frustrating

01:28:42.540 there's another story in chicago um we don't know who killed this person but we're probably

01:28:47.400 going to be right if we guess a beloved high schooler lily bova gunned down outside chicago 1.00

01:28:52.720 and cops won't say who did it how does that help the public apprehend him i'll say who did it yeah

01:28:58.460 probably a migrant or a blacc a black exactly and then uh there was an irena zarutska um 0.55

01:29:06.380 memorial mural mural that was painted and they're painting over it and the guy explains why

01:29:11.940 well emily gene it's still here but not for long artist ian goudreau tells me he's sad it's come

01:29:18.860 to this point but after calls from mayor smiley and other local leaders to remove the mural

01:29:23.400 it felt like only a matter of time before this happened.

01:29:27.100 The artwork is going to be removed.

01:29:29.240 Artist Ian Goudreau breaking the news to NBC10 Monday afternoon.

01:29:33.340 The Irina Zarutska mural is coming down.

01:29:35.640 A lot of people voiced their frustrations, and voices were heard.

01:29:40.780 And the work is coming down as a reaction to that.

01:29:44.820 And then the mayor, I think, who was responsible for that,

01:29:48.220 said this isn't aligning with our city's values.

01:29:54.200 What are those values? 1.00

01:29:56.480 Black criminal murderers are good. 1.00

01:29:58.620 Yeah. 1.00

01:29:59.220 That's the values, I guess.

01:30:00.600 Yeah.

01:30:00.860 And I saw one.

01:30:01.660 I think it was a counterexample to this.

01:30:03.720 You know how people always compare and contrast other murals.

01:30:06.820 There was one of a gang member illegal who got killed by Chicago police, and he has a mural.

01:30:12.680 Great.

01:30:13.560 That's how it works.

01:30:14.820 All right.

01:30:15.080 Our last piece of Urban Decay, the bad teens are still active.

01:30:19.300 We're going to start out in Jacksonville where it was senior skip day and the kids got into some trouble.

01:30:25.700 You want to start with the video?

01:30:26.680 Yep.

01:30:27.740 So this is, before we start it, they do senior skip day.

01:30:31.220 They head out to the beach and there's someone's wedding out there.

01:30:34.360 And so.

01:30:35.060 A white person's wedding. 0.62

01:30:36.180 Pretty bad timing.

01:30:42.620 It's a nice dressed up family doing the beach wedding. 1.00

01:30:48.820 And the high schoolers are yelling, you getting fucked tonight, right outside your wedding. 1.00

01:30:58.640 The feral pack of teenagers yelling about crude sex. 1.00

01:31:04.600 That's so sad. 0.99

01:31:05.520 And you have like your whole family and they're all like nice white people.

01:31:08.280 And then these teenagers show up.

01:31:10.420 Here's another clip.

01:31:11.760 Yeah.

01:31:16.660 So the police start to come.

01:31:18.820 and for some they start running the stampede jumanji i think there may have been gunshots

01:31:34.300 well we'll read the context now i couldn't really hear it 13 arrested at senior skip day

01:31:40.760 at jacksonville beach jacksonville sheriff's office deployed eight deployed gang units to

01:31:46.860 jacksonville beach friday after online chatter hyped up another senior skip day teen takeover

01:31:51.320 13 arrests nine firearms recovered on 100 grams of marijuana seized six traffic citation issues

01:31:57.680 uh and here are some of the pictures of the young men who are out there

01:32:01.740 neck tattoos and guns and gang members and they you know they were celebrating their productive

01:32:09.740 senior year of high school yeah one treat skip day we get that tradition after you work hard

01:32:16.020 all year and you can finally get into college to have a mischievous day off.

01:32:19.780 That's something we've seen like that spring break, right?

01:32:24.200 Spring break is a break from working hard at school and usually like right after finals,

01:32:28.900 depending on how your term structure, senior skip day is a reward.

01:32:33.080 And you're seeing all these like formerly nice white institutions or things that were 0.95

01:32:38.140 invented when it was 90, 10 and they're being bastardized by black teen groups.

01:32:43.500 And then they do the same thing for every event. 0.89

01:32:45.520 smoke blunts bring a gun eventually shoot a couple shots and then cause a stampede and it's like for

01:32:51.720 what you guys didn't work hard at anything none of you guys are smart that's so true so uh i feel

01:32:58.180 so bad for that wedding family what a horrible wedding and then like the photographer's job is

01:33:03.180 done black kids in the background of every photo yelling interrupting it's so sad and then when

01:33:09.900 When the gunfire happens and the shots break out and everyone starts running, I think they

01:33:14.700 like it.

01:33:15.680 They do.

01:33:16.160 That's action.

01:33:16.920 It's like urban version of running with the bulls.

01:33:19.640 I think so.

01:33:20.200 I agree.

01:33:20.900 We're like, oh, we're all in it.

01:33:21.900 Like odds are it's not going to be any of us, but someone's going to get it.

01:33:25.120 They like it.

01:33:25.820 I totally agree with you.

01:33:27.180 It's running of the bulls in Jacksonville.

01:33:30.120 And they want to be like the first one to cause the stampede too.

01:33:33.920 We've talked about it.

01:33:34.820 The fluid dynamics.

01:33:36.000 They're itching to jump out.

01:33:37.520 It's fun.

01:33:37.880 Yeah.

01:33:38.440 All right.

01:33:38.820 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.

01:33:40.500 We're now moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:33:43.340 Do not get too down or too depressed.

01:33:44.980 We have uplifting stuff today.

01:33:46.680 First is good news out of Pizza Hut.

01:33:49.800 Yeah.

01:33:50.320 Depending on how you look at it.

01:33:51.420 Pizza Hut Canada, hot dog in the crust.

01:33:54.180 Do you think this is AI or an April Fool's?

01:33:56.540 I couldn't tell.

01:33:57.480 Ooh, maybe.

01:33:58.260 So I think you may have gotten April Fool's, but.

01:34:00.180 Someone said this is how people die.

01:34:01.920 Yeah.

01:34:02.440 I think that's funny.

01:34:03.640 All right.

01:34:04.400 All right.

01:34:05.500 The next clip.

01:34:06.260 What's your hot dog?

01:34:07.320 My go-to hot dog?

01:34:08.200 Yeah.

01:34:09.420 Hot dog, onions, sauerkraut, mustard, relish, Tabasco.

01:34:17.780 Okay, that's good enough.

01:34:18.400 Maybe some hot peppers.

01:34:20.400 You know, Chicago, I'm from Chicago, has the Chicago dog,

01:34:23.440 but that's not really the style that I like that much.

01:34:25.440 The pickle spear is too much.

01:34:27.200 You take it off and you bite it.

01:34:28.740 A lot of people leave it on and then it's like a big pickle sandwich.

01:34:31.220 I personally take it off, and I like it, the celery salt and stuff,

01:34:34.480 but I really like grilled onions on a hot dog.

01:34:38.320 Hot dog.

01:34:39.480 Thank you.

01:34:40.360 Yeah.

01:34:40.980 Ready?

01:34:41.420 Sometimes Jerry gets hot dogs for dinner.

01:34:44.080 Every once in a while, I see Fleck is opening an eight-pack of Oscar Mayer wieners and dumping it in Jerry's bowl.

01:34:49.900 When his food subscription doesn't come in.

01:34:53.140 It's like a day behind.

01:34:54.200 Just feed him a whole pack of hot dogs. 0.57

01:34:55.780 He likes it.

01:34:56.220 I wonder if he likes it.

01:34:57.020 All right.

01:34:57.500 Next, we covered this on Cringe last week.

01:34:59.980 the the overdoing sales call people yeah like overdo it and they're too like intrusive and

01:35:07.260 not good i found almost mean they're rude yeah to the customer i found uh a couple clips from

01:35:13.820 this one guy who does the same type of thing but these were really funny so that's why they're

01:35:17.480 in uplifting yes how are you doing today brendan i'm doing well how are you very good so the reason

01:35:24.860 for the call today is brendan your business came on my desk and um would you need help with anything

01:35:31.180 okay well um do you have any receptionist brendan i don't would you like to have ai receptionist 0.99

01:35:44.920 that will take your calls and you don't have to talk to motherfuckers like me 1.00

01:35:48.260 I appreciate it, but now I like to hug my cousin, but you have a good day 0.99

01:35:53.220 Wait, Brendan, Brendan

01:35:54.440 Yes

01:35:55.760 Can I send you a Zoom link, so I'll show you what I do

01:35:59.360 Whenever you have a free time

01:36:00.520 So look, Brendan, you said that you don't have time

01:36:03.220 That's the problem, right?

01:36:05.200 Right, but I like to hug my cousin for part, so have a good day 0.98

01:36:07.800 Brendan, I will help you save some fucking time 0.98

01:36:11.200 Brendan 1.00

01:36:12.320 Brendan, what the fuck 1.00

01:36:14.920 Brendan 1.00

01:36:17.000 there's something so good about unhinged

01:36:20.180 like any type of

01:36:22.240 properly escalating content

01:36:23.940 where you get more and more unhinged

01:36:25.600 I'll laugh at that every time

01:36:27.280 pretty good

01:36:27.900 and then this next one

01:36:29.020 ended up going well

01:36:30.320 so for this call

01:36:31.500 we're gonna use swears method

01:36:32.720 let's see if it works 0.99

01:36:33.780 shut the fuck up 1.00

01:36:35.320 are you the fucking owner 1.00

01:36:36.360 who's this 1.00

01:36:38.740 are you the fucking owner jackass 1.00

01:36:41.140 yeah 1.00

01:36:42.940 well I'm here to fucking run 1.00

01:36:45.400 your shitty ass business 1.00

01:36:46.640 because your shit doing shitty. 1.00

01:36:49.880 What are you talking about? 1.00

01:36:51.440 I'm here to fucking run your advertimers, jackass. 1.00

01:36:54.460 Your business doing fucking shit. 1.00

01:37:00.400 And? 1.00

01:37:02.680 I like your tonality, jackass. 1.00

01:37:04.860 Let's get on a fucking call 1.00

01:37:06.240 and I'll show you how we can make you tons of fucking money. 1.00

01:37:10.460 Why are you cursing at me? 1.00

01:37:12.320 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:37:13.400 Are you interested or not, jackass? 1.00

01:37:16.640 what's your fucking email 1.00

01:37:20.260 I'll send you a fucking link 1.00

01:37:21.780 so we can make tons 1.00

01:37:22.580 of fucking money 1.00

01:37:23.300 jackass 1.00

01:37:24.040 jackass 1.00

01:37:26.980 I'll fucking talk to you 1.00

01:37:28.320 later on the zoom call 1.00

01:37:29.580 what the fuck 1.00

01:37:33.180 that shit actually works 1.00

01:37:34.460 that's funny 1.00

01:37:35.280 I do believe it

01:37:36.160 okay

01:37:36.500 then this guy goes to

01:37:38.280 fast food places

01:37:39.400 and shouts the slogans

01:37:40.860 and sometimes it works

01:37:41.760 sometimes it doesn't

01:37:43.500 you have the meat

01:37:46.580 hey oh wait wait wait keep holding on everybody everybody come here you guys know it the slogan

01:37:54.300 three two one we have the knees

01:37:58.820 so it's funny but you know it should be teenagers going along with the prank and

01:38:09.340 yelling the slogan yeah i liked them i like those guys i liked them they like working at

01:38:14.860 arby's they're grateful they got along with it you see how they did what the white guy told him

01:38:19.680 yeah that's what i liked natural comes natural all right our last clip from uplifting our pure

01:38:25.760 americana clip of the week is this kid reacting to nasa's moon launch why do you want to be here

01:38:32.940 why do you love space why do you love being a part of history we're going back to the freaking moon 0.87

01:38:38.880 isn't that pretty good yeah that's good shit that's funny you know uh we could have seen the 0.95

01:38:46.460 moon launch we could have driven over there yeah they said you could look out at like 50 seconds 0.97

01:38:51.080 and eastward if you look you could have seen it and i'm five no no trails five minutes later i

01:38:56.020 went out and looked saw a bunch of trees and was like i guess i missed yeah um maybe the one this

01:39:01.300 one they're just buzzing the moon they're just uh buzzing past it and stuff maybe i i don't know

01:39:07.560 Maybe I should go look at the one when they actually are going to the moon.

01:39:10.800 Something like that.

01:39:12.200 I'm interested in seeing it.

01:39:13.680 And especially because, like, if it's a random Tuesday, we can get away.

01:39:16.920 Yeah.

01:39:17.320 And don't forget, guys, they're not going to the moon.

01:39:20.800 They're going around the moon.

01:39:22.100 Yes.

01:39:22.740 Yes.

01:39:23.200 They're going to the moon in, like, 2028.

01:39:24.780 This is all part of, like, a broader thing.

01:39:26.940 So.

01:39:27.700 Yeah, yeah.

01:39:28.560 All right.

01:39:29.140 Well, we do have some shout-outs.

01:39:30.640 Okay.

01:39:30.940 We have a happy birthday to Jeremiah Webster on April 2nd.

01:39:34.580 He's turning 34 or turned 34.

01:39:36.720 He loves the show.

01:39:38.140 He and Carolina watch every episode together, and he's soon to be a dad.

01:39:42.140 Happy birthday, and congratulations on fatherhood, Jeremiah Webster.

01:39:45.400 Very nice.

01:39:46.100 That's an 1800s name, Jeremiah Webster.

01:39:48.680 What's the girlfriend's name? 1.00

01:39:50.060 Carolina or Carolina.

01:39:51.920 All right.

01:39:52.660 She's more modern.

01:39:53.980 You're the old school.

01:39:54.660 She's the modern.

01:39:55.400 Congratulations.

01:39:56.240 Jeremiah Webster.

01:39:57.540 Yeah.

01:39:58.040 He's Puritan. 0.52

01:39:59.740 Jeremiah Webster is a cattle wrestler, and he will be executed in the state of Texas.

01:40:04.820 That's the type of line I'm picturing.

01:40:07.620 All right, we have a happy birthday to Caden Westfield.

01:40:09.960 He turns 32 this week, and he's been watching since the Wooden Spoon Days.

01:40:13.600 Happy birthday, Caden. Thank you.

01:40:15.000 Happy birthday to Caden Westfield.

01:40:16.340 Hey, if you guys have been watching since the Wooden Spoon Days, it's basically been 10 years.

01:40:19.660 Yeah.

01:40:20.080 So thank you to Caden, and thank you to Fleckes.

01:40:23.060 Thank you.

01:40:23.940 Staying alive.

01:40:25.160 Happy birthday to Evie.

01:40:27.120 She turned 8 on April 2nd, and she watches the show with her sister and her dad, Derek.

01:40:33.000 and dad can't be home until after her birthday

01:40:36.200 because he's driving a truck.

01:40:37.720 Truckers drive America.

01:40:39.320 But he loves you very much

01:40:40.600 and he misses you when he's gone.

01:40:42.900 Happy birthday to Evie.

01:40:44.380 We hope it's a great one.

01:40:45.560 Happy birthday, Evie.

01:40:47.160 Eight-year-old watches the show.

01:40:49.880 She doesn't know what's going on.

01:40:51.300 Okay, all right.

01:40:52.100 Dad's the trucker.

01:40:53.540 Very cool.

01:40:54.920 Happy birthday to Nicholas on April 2nd

01:40:57.400 from Island Lake, Illinois.

01:41:00.260 You know where that is?

01:41:01.320 I actually don't,

01:41:02.320 but I would assume it's in the northern part of Illinois where the lakes be.

01:41:06.120 Very cool.

01:41:06.980 So happy birthday to Nicholas on April 2nd.

01:41:08.880 Happy birthday.

01:41:09.440 We have a happy birthday to Ariana from your husband, Patrick.

01:41:12.860 Congrats on your fifth baby, Valerie.

01:41:15.920 And congrats on 12 years of marriage coming up.

01:41:18.680 Congratulations.

01:41:19.640 That's nice.

01:41:20.400 That's great.

01:41:20.980 That's the show watchers that we like to highlight.

01:41:23.280 All good things.

01:41:24.160 Well, thank you guys for watching all the way through.

01:41:26.680 If you want 30 minutes of more show, there is a bonus land dropping tomorrow at 11 a.m. on FluckusTalks.com.

01:41:33.400 We have really good stuff.

01:41:34.400 Yeah, we actually had to cut a ton.

01:41:36.320 There's like fraud arrests happening.

01:41:37.980 There's a lot of information on the California, how bad the California fraud is.

01:41:41.960 J.D. Vance, they're kind of trying to make that.

01:41:43.740 He's avoiding talking about Iran, Israel, and he's shifting to fraud to keep himself clean after this administration.

01:41:51.460 And we're making some progress there.

01:41:53.020 Kash Patel, $50 million fraud, just arrested some people.

01:41:56.060 We're going to get into it.

01:41:57.680 Yeah, they're trying to keep J.D. Vance clean while Trump soils his thing.

01:42:01.260 And then they're going to go, well, J.D. Vance will do it.

01:42:03.360 Yeah.

01:42:03.820 And then it's all Palantir.

01:42:06.380 Whatever.

01:42:07.120 I mean, I'm not voting. 0.99

01:42:09.260 I'm not voting for fucking whatever. 1.00

01:42:12.260 Hillary Clinton. 1.00

01:42:13.120 I'm not voting for Dems.

01:42:14.380 Well, that is the end of the episode.

01:42:16.700 Like I said, thank you for watching all the way through.

01:42:19.480 Join us in Bonusland tomorrow, and we'll see you on Tuesday.

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