Fleccas Talks Podcast - WE LIKE THE MERCHANT OF DEATH

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 62. Today on the show,

00:00:05.500 Kanye West wins anti-Semite of the year. You won't believe what's causing blood clots and

00:00:10.700 heart problems in this week's housekeeping. Progressive Karens are convinced criminals

00:00:15.020 are the victims in this week's urban decay. And we're finally getting an answer to the age-old

00:00:20.860 question, what will happen to the country if the Biden twinks take over? All this and more,

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00:02:26.120 with what's coming. Housekeeping. We have a very important housekeeping this week. I don't want to

00:02:31.000 say one of the most important ones we've ever done. But you say that every time. So go ahead.

00:02:34.960 Yeah. But it's up there. All right. The thing is causing heart attacks and blood clots this week.

00:02:40.960 Drum roll and post, please. Playing sports. Playing sports is now causing heart attacks and blood

00:02:48.180 clots in young people. We have a bunch of headlines here. Yeah. Carolina Panthers defensive end

00:02:52.980 Henry Anderson reveals he was hospitalized for minor stroke. Doctors were baffled. A lot of baffling.

00:02:58.800 We've said that before. Doctors seem to be more baffled than ever. Yeah. They have no idea what it is.

00:03:02.980 Yeah. I could tell you probably. I could give you a few hints. Yeah. You know. Why do I know and

00:03:07.620 you don't? Yeah. They say trust the experts, you know, trust the science, trust the experts. But I

00:03:11.640 mean, I don't know. Their baffle rate is like seemingly 50% these days. Very high baffle rate.

00:03:17.180 And we're going to cruise through these. But Tennessee senior center Tamari Key out for season due to

00:03:22.380 blood clots in her lungs. Lungs. Baffled. Yeah. And then there was a 25-year-old former football

00:03:29.120 player Jake Hescock who died suddenly from cardiac arrest while jogging. All young people. All people

00:03:35.020 30 in their younger than 30s. Yeah. For the most part. There was also a journalist. I guess this

00:03:41.240 would be sports as well. He was a photographer in Qatar and he died while covering the FIFA World

00:03:46.280 Cup. So sports adjacent. And also the guy who the journalist who wore the gay shirt in Qatar.

00:03:52.160 Mm-hmm. He is dead now. And a lot of people are thinking that he got killed for being pro-LGBT.

00:03:58.680 Mm-hmm. But I would say I think it's a 50-50 coin flip. Yeah. He kind of had a two-way go.

00:04:04.760 He probably got an accident as well. Oh, he was up to date. His tweets said he was up to date.

00:04:09.260 So like what kills you first? Being pro-LGBT in Qatar or getting the maxine?

00:04:14.020 And that's as close as a coin flip as it gets. Yeah. It really do. I do think it's a coin flip. I don't

00:04:18.540 know the answer to that. So that's why it's in housekeeping. Absolutely. And then also I want

00:04:23.260 to say that a lot of these articles or these headlines are from Gateway Pundit, who is now

00:04:28.000 kind of becoming the like us version of what's causing heart attacks. They're just documenting

00:04:33.120 all the died suddenly. Yeah. So if you search died suddenly on Gateway Pundit, you have a lot

00:04:37.960 of scrolling to do. Yeah. A lot of people are dying suddenly. And I'm going to raise the question

00:04:43.940 for the comments. Do you guys know anyone who died or got severely messed up from the

00:04:49.460 maxine? Yeah. Let us know in the comments. I know people say anecdotal evidence isn't

00:04:54.560 evidence. You shouldn't use it, but I think that's a psyop. Oh yeah. I think anecdotal

00:04:58.940 evidence, that's like, that's what, that's what I go off of. Yeah. It's a sum of a sum of

00:05:03.800 everything that's coming in and out of my mind. And then it's like, huh, I can't draw conclusions.

00:05:07.220 I just got to wait for a paper to come out from a scientist who did a study that lasted two

00:05:12.400 weeks over 14 subjects. Yeah. And it's like, nah, I can kind of, I can kind of get there

00:05:16.500 too. You can't use anecdotal evidence. You have to listen to whatever Dash Dabrowski's

00:05:20.260 tweeting. Yeah. Yeah. And yeah, you can't listen to the anecdotal evidence of the doctor saying,

00:05:24.540 Hey, I pulled out more blood clots and healthy 25 year olds than I've ever seen in my career.

00:05:29.160 It used to be one a year. Now it's three a week. And it's like, that's baffling. Yeah.

00:05:34.200 That's I'm baffled. That's what I'm saying. It's like the media itself has used up their

00:05:38.160 baffle count. They're like, okay guys, we need a new word. Like doctors are baffled. That's

00:05:42.100 40 publications this year. Uh, move on. Yeah. So very strange anecdotal evidence being bad

00:05:49.400 is a psyop. It's the fallacy fallacy where basically the idea that an argument is wrong

00:05:55.440 because it falls under a fallacy. Discounting the entire argument is like the incorrect thing

00:06:00.520 to do. You have to go based on the facts. So I think that's a fallacy fallacy. Anecdotal

00:06:05.020 evidence is strong and I think it's something we should use. Yeah. Gut instinct. I'm really

00:06:09.960 leaning on my gut these days. Yeah, exactly. Moving on. We have a very important housekeeping

00:06:14.260 this week. Did you know that we export beef to China and then we import from them pea protein

00:06:21.100 to make our impossible burgers, our fake meat? Yeah. Do you want me to read that? Yeah. It says

00:06:26.200 America exports beef to China and imports pea protein to make fake meat. Pea protein is a waste

00:06:31.240 product in China from crystal noodles. Americans have been brainwashed into eating China's waste.

00:06:35.720 Meanwhile, they're eating our beef. We've been owned. Yeah. So yeah. Major trade imbalance.

00:06:40.100 We eat their scraps. Come on. Pea scraps too. And we go, oh, that's fine. Oh, impossible.

00:06:46.740 Impossible burger. Smush. Yeah, exactly. We eat their smush. Yeah. There's nothing to say. I mean,

00:06:51.560 you know, don't eat, you don't eat weak animals. You don't eat insects. You don't eat pea byproducts.

00:06:56.940 Yeah. I stopped eating chicken because what am I going to act like a bird?

00:07:00.720 Can you just lie to your audience like that? You stopped eating chicken.

00:07:04.680 When was the last time I ate a chicken? Bourbon chicken at Peiway this weekend. That doesn't

00:07:08.260 count. That's different. That's Chinese. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. So, but you- Hey,

00:07:15.240 that's a good point. You avoid chicken. I avoid chicken. I focus on ribeyes, but Peiway is a hidden

00:07:23.160 gem. We went to the mall last week. I had to get some clothes for a DC trip I'm going on.

00:07:28.540 Um, I had to get a tuxedo shirt. Do you want to tell the story? Well, it's hard to not look

00:07:33.440 like meatloaf every time you try to buy a tuxedo shirt. Well, I'm talking about the lady

00:07:37.800 who you asked, Hey, do you guys have tuxedo shirts here? Yeah. Fleckis goes, I'll tell it

00:07:42.840 then. Fine. Um, Fleckis goes, Hey, do you guys have tuxedo shirts here? We walk up. Um, and

00:07:47.440 she goes, yeah, what, what size neck are you? 18 and a half. She kind of eyeballs him and he

00:07:52.000 goes, yeah, 18 and a half, 19. She goes, well, we only go up to 18. You want to go over

00:07:55.780 there? And she pointed to the big and tall section. And then I go, wait, we have to go

00:08:00.980 to the big and tall section. I clarified with her and she goes, yes. And I go, but you're

00:08:04.420 not tall. And so that leaves what? So sorry. I had to, I had to tell that. I mean, you know

00:08:13.660 how many times you've skewered me when I don't even know what's coming. So a lot of times I

00:08:17.500 made it up. I know this could be made up. No, no, no, no. I don't skewer like that. So I

00:08:23.420 said, and I made him say, so we're going to the big and tall section, right? Yeah.

00:08:26.660 And you're not, you're shorter than me. I'm six one. It doesn't count as too tall. I

00:08:32.300 know. And then we get in the big and tall section. Everything's a dress. Everything's

00:08:35.480 fucking like, it looks folded. And you're like, what is that? And you see the other

00:08:38.960 guys there and you're kind of like, keep your head down. And then it's like, yeah. And

00:08:43.940 then there's that edge of the big and tall section in the mall in Dillard's. So you

00:08:47.980 kind of like hang out and act like you're on the edge of it. Yeah. Really? Yeah. You're

00:08:51.600 looking in. You hang in the brackish water and then you look in and then you're

00:08:55.020 like, all right, that's what I need. You go get it, you buy it and then you get out

00:08:57.680 as soon as you can. Everyone knows that. Everyone knows that's how you do it. Of

00:09:00.880 course. When we were at the mall, we discovered a kill box in the mall. When

00:09:04.960 you're walking into Macy's or Dillard's or whatever the big store is, there's like

00:09:10.540 the perfume. Department store. Department store. There's the perfume people standing

00:09:14.220 there and they're handing out the samples. And I realized if you take one, it makes

00:09:19.700 them realize, oh, this guy is in the market for perfume. It's blood in the

00:09:23.740 water. And then they just start lighting you up more, more, more. So there is a

00:09:27.080 kill box in the mall that you guys should avoid because once you take one, they

00:09:31.760 think that they, that that's our, that's our mark. We got to go get them some more

00:09:35.240 samples. So avoid that. Last weekend we had a nice ride on the mini bikes. The

00:09:41.400 cops tried to get us. Yeah. So we were, we have a little bit of a part one and part

00:09:46.140 two, here's part one, Richard Rappoy talking to the cop and we parked illegally

00:09:51.720 on the sidewalk, I think was the problem. And then we were, this cop stumbled upon

00:09:55.940 us. We kind of like went out to lunch in the French quarter too, which was our

00:09:59.580 mistake. That's the problem. You know, you can't park your bikes on the sidewalk in

00:10:02.480 the French quarter and expect to go unscathed. Um, but yeah, so, and then part

00:10:06.840 two, uh, part two, we, he was, I don't think we should say fully what he told us

00:10:13.500 because we're not going to admit to like committing crimes, which we, we

00:10:18.000 didn't, we're not committing crimes. You should see what goes on in new

00:10:21.360 Orleans. There's something called Sunday in the square where like a thousand

00:10:25.060 people on ATVs and dirt bikes and motorcycles and quads and everything just

00:10:29.720 like take over the streets. Yeah. They act a fool. I believe this is the

00:10:32.760 verbiage. Yeah. And do whatever they want. They do whatever they want. So Richard

00:10:36.720 Rappoy was talking to the cop and I knew he was being calm and you had an approach

00:10:40.260 that was very smart where you're like, what was it? You caught me. Yeah. Yeah.

00:10:44.000 Yeah. No. So he's, he's reading, he goes, Oh, do you know, these are illegal or, and

00:10:47.740 he's like not even looking at me and I'm like, yes, sir. Uh, yeah. You know, and

00:10:51.440 he's reading all the labels and he says, not for use on a public road and on public

00:10:55.660 roadways and stuff. And I just give him the line. I'm very cooperative with the

00:10:59.180 police. I'm not here to make, give this guy a hard time. I just go, so where do we

00:11:02.360 go from here? Officer, you caught me red handed. Where do we go from here? And then I

00:11:09.300 saw he was kind of giving you a hard time. He had his iPad out and then I came over

00:11:13.220 and I said, have you ever seen Sundays in the square? Is this, we're going to get in

00:11:17.780 trouble for this. And then he's like, I don't care if people do it. It doesn't mean you

00:11:21.820 can. And it's like, all right, dude, kind of does. It kind of does. We're going to get

00:11:26.160 in trouble when you can do literally anything you want. You can go shoot somebody and then

00:11:30.200 the mayor will come defend you. Yeah. And then, so end of the day, he basically said, um,

00:11:35.260 you, you have to tow these out of here. You can't ride them out. You got to get a truck

00:11:39.780 and tow them out basically. Yeah. So here's, here's us towing them. Here's us towing them

00:11:44.140 out. We're going to become that guy's white whale. I know. We're going to see him and get

00:11:50.360 out of there. Um, I'm not ready. You know, even if you do get towed, it's like, all right,

00:11:54.620 tow them. I'll go pick them up and we're going to keep doing whatever we want. Or, oh, we're

00:11:58.440 confiscating them. Cool. We'll get new ones. They're like 800 bucks. Yeah. Yeah. So we're

00:12:03.260 not giving up the road. We're not giving up the road. This is wild hogs. This is the

00:12:07.860 wild part of wild hogs. Exactly. So everyone knows that. Um, all right, next we're still

00:12:13.000 in housekeeping. Uh, we have two pages of housekeeping, which is very good. We're not even halfway

00:12:17.780 through. Uh, we traded Brittany Griner for the merchant of death and I'm pissed because

00:12:23.620 the merchant of death was bad-ass. He looks very cool. He was a cool guy. They had the guns

00:12:28.180 near him. He had the jumpsuit and like the chains on his feet and his hands. And we get some

00:12:33.020 basketball lesbian who has weird pictures online where she looks like a hundred percent

00:12:36.920 like a guy, which is fine. I'm not, I'm not saying anything. Yeah. I don't think she's

00:12:40.420 trans, but there's some pictures out there. I keep seeing of her where I'm like, oh, that's

00:12:43.860 a man with no shirt on. I guess it's Brittany Griner and we get the merchant of death.

00:12:48.540 We release him and he's actually more pro America than Brittany Griner is. We have a clip

00:12:53.660 to prove it. Look at this interview. He did.

00:12:55.400 Do you hate America? No. You know, in fact, knowing many inmates, I figure out we're sharing

00:13:02.260 way more common. Maybe America is very much similar. Look, it's the same size. They have

00:13:10.740 a, it's the same kind of this. And when you talk to them, there is nothing there even to

00:13:15.120 beef about. We are natural. To beef about. You know, born not to be enemies. And whenever

00:13:21.740 there's conflict, it's elites. You know, every, you know, American I met in a prison who is

00:13:28.900 from rural area was very easy to deal with. He has no problem with Russia. And he was curious

00:13:36.980 about Russia, despite all propaganda. They're losing their Christian values. They're losing

00:13:42.220 their families. They're losing literally their countries. It's not anymore the same country.

00:13:48.180 We knew America who used to be a model for entire world and lead and be an example. You know, like

00:13:54.240 they say, a shiny town on the, you know, sparkling town on a hill. And this is of course, pity.

00:14:02.100 I like this guy. Yeah. He doesn't want to see a strong America is good for the world. Right. And

00:14:07.000 then I think he goes on to say something about Anglo-Saxons running the world and how we can't

00:14:11.540 give it up. That was like pretty eyeopening. I think I have more in common with the merchant

00:14:17.400 of death than I do Brittany Griner. A hundred percent. I think Brittany Griner has some crazy

00:14:21.280 worldviews that are like, oh yeah, stolen land. And ha ha. Like, dude, yo, like we should be dudes

00:14:27.280 too. Um, and this guy's like, cause I'm a lesbian. Yeah. And then this guy's like, no, you need to work

00:14:33.580 hard and like, you know, have a purpose. And like, we lost our Christian values in America. We used to

00:14:38.680 lead the whole world and now it's falling apart. I'm glad this guy's out. It's kind of what our

00:14:43.380 podcast is about. Yeah. We need to get this guy to have a Twitter. We need this guy to have a

00:14:48.380 Twitter. Yeah. I like this guy. I'm glad he's out. Oh. And then there's also the whole other thing

00:14:53.720 like, oh, he's an arms dealer. He arms, oh, he, he arms, uh, you know, African countries and

00:14:58.440 whatever. And it's like the CIA paid this guy. Yeah. This guy got a 60 million contract to arm

00:15:03.240 someone from the CIA. Right. Probably. Yeah. So, I mean, it's like, oh, good when we do it bad when

00:15:08.240 you do it. Uh, we're arms dealers too. We just gave a hundred and whatever billion to

00:15:13.060 Ukraine. That's arms dealing. I mean, America is an arms dealer since the foundation of the

00:15:19.380 country, basically. I mean, didn't we arm Afghans to fight against Russia? Isn't that like the basis

00:15:24.080 of all proxy wars ever is arming a population who's willing to fight and then letting them

00:15:29.220 go at it. Yeah. And then you kind of don't give them that one piece. That's like the anti-aircraft

00:15:34.000 missile. That's like important. So they just get kind of slaughtered and they, yeah, but

00:15:37.640 it's a brutal bloody battle for a long, long time. That's exactly it. You made a great point.

00:15:42.120 You have more in common with the merchant of death than Brittany Griner. I think that's

00:15:46.240 true. Cause Brittany Griner holds some crazy beliefs, you know? Yeah. And that guy said

00:15:50.300 in jail, everyone he met that was American, that was rural, was very nice. Yeah. And he

00:15:54.340 uses the phrase beef. He learned beef. Yeah. Similar, similar to beef. Speaks good English.

00:15:59.680 I, Hey, merchant of death. Not so bad. I like that too. Like he's immediately on a talk show

00:16:05.880 in Russia. Like Brittany Griner, who cares? You got caught with weed. You don't have like

00:16:10.440 a cool story to tell or unique perspective. You're like, yeah, they kind of treated me

00:16:13.940 bad. Britney Griner voice, that deep voice. That's kind of like weird. Yeah. So, Hey,

00:16:19.580 we said last week it was a bad deal. Good deal. What do you mean? Glad this guy's back on the

00:16:25.460 street. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I mean, he's not going to get up to anything. It's not like

00:16:28.900 he's going right back into the arms game. He's been out for however many years. So,

00:16:32.720 yeah. But yeah, I made that meme getting Brittany Griner back and then losing the merchant of

00:16:37.540 death. I'm sad on both, dude. I'm sad on both. Full 360 L. Yeah. All right. Moving on. We're

00:16:43.060 still in housekeeping. Kanye West wins anti-Semite of the year. Congrats, Kanye. Congrats to Kanye.

00:16:50.360 I think that's what he wanted, you know, based on his behavior and stuff. And it's weird because

00:16:54.760 if you're giving away awards like this, doesn't that motivate the anti-Semites to really ramp it

00:17:00.940 up if they're in like the top five? If you're in top five anti-Semite of the year running,

00:17:05.440 wouldn't you be like, all right, let's win this thing? Yeah. It's bulletin board material. Somebody

00:17:09.440 got Kanye's pick and they put it out on their bulletin board and they're lifting weights.

00:17:13.260 They're writing anti-Semitic prose. They're tweeting harder now. So here's a thing I'll say about this

00:17:19.460 whole situation. Kanye gets in big trouble for saying he loves Hitler and all that stuff.

00:17:24.640 Isn't saying hail Satan worse than saying I love Hitler? Yes. Isn't Satan worse than Hitler?

00:17:31.800 Yeah. Because Satan is Hitler in a way. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's weird because now I'm

00:17:36.860 getting messages about how people's kids are, you know, getting pushed to join the Satan club after

00:17:41.700 school and all that stuff. And like the satanic temple is huge. Yeah. And everybody's tries to get

00:17:47.620 like a statue outside of city hall. That's like Baphomet or something. Yeah. And it's like,

00:17:51.500 that's not considered bad, but like Hitler's the really bad one. But then you've talked about like

00:17:56.380 Mao or Stalin or any of the others or just communism in general. And that's not seen as the same. It's

00:18:03.580 just like Hitler is the really bad one for some reason, which is weird. And his body count was lower

00:18:08.160 than some of those you mentioned. By a lot. Yeah. Like a small percentage compared to communism in

00:18:13.180 general or Stalin, all those guys. So yeah, that's, it's just weird how that plays out.

00:18:17.360 Have you ever seen Mac that Macklemore picture from like 10 years ago where he did like a concert

00:18:25.360 and he, I don't know, just maybe pull up a couple of picks. Yeah. He might've won anti-semite

00:18:30.580 of the year for this one. I know. I don't think they were giving out the award then. Otherwise

00:18:33.720 we would've heard all about this. So this is Macklemore. This is Macklemore. Oh, he's clearly

00:18:39.740 caricaturizing Jews. I think, I don't know. You told me that's what you told me. I mean,

00:18:46.740 that's what it looks like. That's crazy outfit. Look at that prosthetic nose. It's like, what?

00:18:51.960 All right. You're about to go on stage. You ready? He has his outfit. It's like, are you

00:18:55.300 sure this is a good idea? Macklemore's got a publicist, an agent. He's got friends with

00:19:00.280 him and it's like, all right, looking good guys. And they're all like, you're up, you're up 30

00:19:04.340 seconds. And it's like, are you sure? Are you, is this the only, any wardrobe changes?

00:19:10.440 What year was this from? Do you remember? I think like 2014 or something. Okay. We need

00:19:13.980 to go back and look at who won anti-semites of the year in 2014 and kind of make a reconciliation

00:19:17.960 there. Yeah, for real. All right. Page two of housekeeping. We're still in housekeeping.

00:19:22.040 We have a lot of housekeeping left to get to. If you're hiding in the closet at someone's

00:19:25.640 house and you're about to get caught by them and they're coming in the room and you're like,

00:19:29.580 shoot, they're going to come open the door and catch me. I think you should pop out first

00:19:34.140 and scare them and be like, ha ha, I was hiding in there. I was trying to do a bit and scare you

00:19:38.620 like, oh, what's going on? Why is everyone so mad? Or like, why is everyone so serious?

00:19:42.340 And then that could maybe get you out. It probably won't. Yeah. But if you're like,

00:19:45.760 oh, I've been hiding in there for 20 minutes trying to scare you. What's up? What are you

00:19:48.540 guys doing? It's like, oh, we were searching for you. We thought you were stealing. Oh no,

00:19:52.100 I'm doing a bit. Is that a stranger in this situation or what? I don't know. If you're ever

00:19:56.320 hiding in a closet and someone's like, check in here and you know, you have about 10 seconds. You should just

00:20:02.040 go out and go, boom. Okay. That's just an advice. I don't know. Yeah. No, that I will. I'll think

00:20:08.600 about that next time I'm in a closet. And you have a few seconds and you know, they're coming and

00:20:12.100 opening every door and your door is the next one. Yeah. Jump out and scare them and be like,

00:20:15.460 all right, what are you guys looking for? Oh, oh, what? Me stealing from you or like me,

00:20:19.400 like sleeping with your wife. What are you talking about? I didn't do that. That wasn't me.

00:20:23.820 I'm trying to scare you. All right. Fair. All right. I guess fair tip,

00:20:27.840 but it's not an ideal situation. So yeah. I would advise to stay out of those situations

00:20:32.800 in general. Of course. So that would be my advice. I'll always advise that. You haven't

00:20:37.700 really complimented my jersey. Oh yeah. Nice jersey. I have a Michael Vick autographed jersey,

00:20:43.100 which is a 2023 wardrobe, which I'm sneak peeking right now. Nice. Just to instigate? What's your

00:20:48.560 angle here? I don't know. I like to, I'm a nostalgic person in high school. They used to have Jersey

00:20:54.640 Day. I think I've told this in the show. They had Jersey Day and I would always wear Michael Vick

00:20:57.720 jersey. And then the really liberal teacher would always get mad and write me detentions.

00:21:02.580 And then I would go to brother Gary's office. You get a detention for the jersey?

00:21:05.960 A hundred percent. And it was like during football season too. So like you can't like

00:21:09.420 mispractice or else, you know, I think if you get detention in football at that time,

00:21:13.400 like you wouldn't start in the game. And I was like, obviously an all state football player,

00:21:17.180 like one of the best guys on the team, captain. So like I couldn't get in that much trouble.

00:21:20.720 So I went to brother Gary's office and I begged brother Gary, I got detention for wearing a

00:21:24.460 Michael Vick jersey. And he's like, who's Michael Vick? I'm like the dog fighting guy.

00:21:27.600 And he's like, ha! Then they threw it away. So that's how it all played out. So now I'm

00:21:32.000 wearing it again. The thing is just funny and people would see it and be like, huh,

00:21:36.060 Michael Vick, like interesting. Yeah. Interesting. Wear it to the dog park. Yeah. And that's like,

00:21:42.220 hey, I'm clearly not a dog fighting. I'm not pro dog fighting. I'm at the dog park.

00:21:46.020 Just Michael Vick had a really good run. Yeah. In the early 2000s. I separate the artist from the

00:21:51.560 art. Yeah. From the art, from the crimes or whatever. Yeah. I'm not listening to Louis C.K.

00:21:56.460 for his sexual advances tips. You know, I like the comedy. Yeah, exactly. Same with Michael

00:22:02.480 Jackson. And even with Michael Jackson, who really knows what happened there? Same thing

00:22:06.260 with, uh, this might go too far, but Harvey Weinstein, right? The Weinstein company. That's

00:22:11.400 a fair point. They made really good movies. Every time you see the Weinstein company logo,

00:22:16.660 the W it, you know, it's going to be a good movie. I think so. Yeah. I'm not happy about what

00:22:21.680 he was doing behind the scenes. That's bad. Some people were harmed in the making of that movie.

00:22:24.660 Of course. Actually that might make it worse. That might disqualify it, but you

00:22:28.240 know, Hmm. Well, you know, if it's a good movie, it's a good movie. Yeah. That's how

00:22:33.900 I see it. Um, all right. The Biden twink, he strikes again. Uh, Sam Britton got popped

00:22:39.680 second time, uh, stealing woman's luggage. And there's a picture this time. Yeah. And he's

00:22:45.420 wearing a man's outfit. So maybe all the woman's clothing you've seen him wear. This is my

00:22:50.720 theory. I, I, there's all those pictures of him in the dress, him in the brassiere, him

00:22:55.520 in the heels, him in the blouse, all women's clothing. You're not, you're telling me that

00:23:00.700 not one of those articles of clothing came from a stolen suitcase. That's how he gets

00:23:06.280 off. That's how he gets off. That's how he gets off. He likes it. He gets the lipstick.

00:23:11.060 He puts it on, goes into a meeting, talks about making the nuclear bombs. And that's how he gets

00:23:16.160 off. And that's why Putin's not scared of us. Cause that's, who's making our bombs.

00:23:20.100 I think he's just disposing of the waste after we've, uh, used the nuclear materials, but

00:23:25.040 that's aside from the point. Um, and well, I think it's convenient, right? Oh, you're this

00:23:30.560 trans non-binary, uh, muscle pup. Muscle pup is a new thing I've learned from him. Um, and,

00:23:38.140 but when it comes to flying on the plane, you're taking the easy road out. Wouldn't a real non-binary

00:23:43.480 lady wear heels no matter what. So of course it's dressed like a man when it's travel day,

00:23:48.320 when it's a three hour flight, all the non-binary goes out the window, I guess.

00:23:51.280 That's such a good point. Um, and when he's on TV with Kareem Jean-Pierre.

00:23:55.760 Yeah. When the cameras are going, then it's time to put the lipstick on. Um, that's a good

00:23:59.900 point. So I actually have to make this, I know a lot of people just hear this story and

00:24:03.800 they go, Oh, like he got caught again. And they don't look at the details of this. Um, but

00:24:09.300 so the first, uh, arrest was MSP airport and the second arrest was Las Vegas or he's

00:24:14.840 got a warrant out. Um, and so he actually got away with this Vegas one. The Las Vegas

00:24:22.620 suitcase, uh, theft predates the MSP suitcase theft. They couldn't find out who stole the

00:24:29.420 luggage. They couldn't like, they had him on camera, but they couldn't backtrack him

00:24:32.740 back to where his flight was to identify him. They just said, Oh, it's a guy in this

00:24:35.980 colorful, colorful shirt. Right. And then the MSP theft gets all this media attention

00:24:41.500 and coverage. And the investigator of the Vegas theft goes, Leo DiCaprio, that's my

00:24:47.340 guy. Pointed him out. So he found it through the mainstream media coverage of this twink.

00:24:53.800 Interesting. So it was like, he was getting away with it.

00:24:56.480 So we caught the twink. Exactly. We caught the twink publication. People talking about

00:25:00.260 it. Memes, memes caught the twink. The memes caught the twink. So, uh, he's in big trouble.

00:25:04.840 He's facing five and 10 years. So what happens there? He goes to jail for five years for stealing

00:25:09.600 some luggage. Well, so I think usually if it's your first offense, you can probably plead down

00:25:13.300 to like, okay, whatever. Uh, I, I plead down to a misdemeanor. You know how prosecutors are

00:25:18.160 these days. He'll say I'm a muscle pup. Yeah. I'm a muscle pup. I had no control over myself.

00:25:22.040 I was in a twink. I was in the throes of twinking. Um, but so the, the two, the second theft

00:25:29.000 really hurts him because he can't take two pleas for a misdemeanor and probation. Right.

00:25:32.700 Cause then it's like, he'll go to court for the second one. They'll be like, okay, buddy,

00:25:36.060 you have a history of this. You're a real sick puppy. It wasn't just once. Yeah. So it's

00:25:40.120 a sick muscle puppy. So yeah. So a lot of people overlook those details, but I think that's

00:25:44.600 hilarious that some old investigator detective guy was sitting there watching his TV, drinking

00:25:49.760 his Miller light. And he goes, that's the twink who stole the luggage. Uh, and then he

00:25:53.940 got charges brought. So yeah. Yeah. Good job. Law enforcement. Let's finish the job. Yeah.

00:25:58.640 Uh, and then let's bring it to real justice. Yeah. Let's get some real justice here. And

00:26:03.600 then if you guys, um, are obsessed with all the twinks that the Biden administration's

00:26:08.460 bringing in, you're going to love the twink house puzzle, which we have for sale on fleckist

00:26:13.480 toys.com. It's a very fun puzzle. It makes a great gift for the holidays, order it fast.

00:26:18.500 So you can get it before Christmas. We also have the Hillary Clinton receptacle van, the van

00:26:23.140 that she got stuffed into like a bag of meat at the nine 11 Memorial. When she fainted, we

00:26:27.380 have the Dan Crenshaw rhino, the action figure. Uh, we have Joe Biden, the clown and the dog

00:26:32.560 faced pony soldier. These are great holiday gifts. They're all made in America. We have

00:26:37.780 a guy in Nashville who's cranking them out. So let's support the show. Let's support America

00:26:42.840 made businesses and let's buy some weird, uh, twink stuff for the holidays for the people

00:26:48.400 in your family who are absolute nut freaks like us. Yep. Yeah. Right. You said it. You said

00:26:53.220 it all. Um, and then I think we should take odds on who's the next twink to commit a

00:26:57.140 crime or like make the news, right? What's the one on the top left? Cooper. I think

00:27:01.220 Cooper is going to get a DUI smoking the vape pen. That's a good guess. Actually. I

00:27:05.420 was going to say the vape pen, not for drinking for smoking the vape pen. I was going to say

00:27:09.200 he's kind of like one of the least likely, but DUI type stuff is good. Um, I think Admiral

00:27:15.520 Levine, Admiral Levine might find himself in some hot water. I think Admiral knows the game.

00:27:21.700 Um, the, the monkey pox guy could be talking to minors on Snapchat. That's true. That's true.

00:27:28.840 He could be, that's true. He could be. So, uh, if you've no slander there, he could be,

00:27:35.800 that's true. He could be exactly. Um, very particular word choice. Very particular word

00:27:41.900 choice. Anything can happen. He just showed up basically for a week and he burned fast and

00:27:46.760 bright and he fizzled out. So we're, you know, we're watching, but he's not in the limelight

00:27:50.940 anymore. Yeah. I think we have our odds and it's good to get it set in there on the record.

00:27:55.600 Absolutely. What we think is going to happen. That's very important. Cooper's getting a vape

00:27:59.320 pen DUI and he's going to go, Oh yeah, it's mine. What's the pen? I don't know. I smoked. Yeah.

00:28:04.240 I smoked it a couple hours ago and it's like, Hmm. Shouldn't have said that. Shouldn't have said that.

00:28:09.160 Should have said it was just in your car. Should have said it was some friends. Yep. Shouldn't have said

00:28:13.460 you smoked a couple hours ago. Cause now you admitted now the cops got to process the DUI

00:28:17.220 paperwork. Well, if Cooper watches, he may, he might learn something. How to avoid the cops

00:28:21.080 right there. Yeah. Cooper. Good to see you again. Thanks for tuning in every week. All right.

00:28:25.820 Last dash on there, but that would not have been the twink house. Yeah. Dash isn't twink enough,

00:28:30.040 but also if you ask dash, if he's like, if you would date a trans girl, I think he'd go. Yeah.

00:28:34.740 He'd have to say, which makes him a twink, which is in the twink universe. Holy shit. That's why people

00:28:40.680 think like, Oh, we're being mean with twink. Twink is their word. They like it. And it's true.

00:28:45.400 Everyone is a twink or in the twink universe. We're misusing it. We've used it for our own

00:28:50.840 purposes. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it's not a pejorative. It's just a descriptor. So moving on last piece of

00:28:58.000 housekeeping. This one really woke me up because I would have fallen victim to the same thing.

00:29:03.800 Man arrested after spending $515,000 that was transferred into his account by accident. Yeah.

00:29:11.740 So 500, half a mil. Banker error in your favor was a PSYOP. Do not pass go. Go straight to jail.

00:29:18.540 Go straight to jail. Do not spend that bank error in your favor. I would see that money and I would

00:29:23.680 immediately like down payment on a house or I'd go buy whatever. I would go buy mini bikes. Yeah.

00:29:28.380 No. More mini bikes. So I think there's now a question, like if you get an accidental bank error

00:29:34.200 in your favor, like if this guy did the bank error in his favor, yanked out 515 grand, put it somewhere,

00:29:40.980 put it in his abuelo's house, left it with a homie, safe deposit box, something, you know,

00:29:45.800 some sort of thing where he could get it back. Um, the time might be worth it. What is he going to do?

00:29:50.940 First time offense, bank fraud, you get what a year and then you get six months on good behavior.

00:29:56.100 That might be worth 515. Wire me that five. I don't know. Yeah. That's a decision for each

00:30:01.520 man to make, but just, uh, create a plan. You know, you got to put it somewhere. That's a great

00:30:06.340 point. And I think I'm, I'm in the market for a wire transfer in my favor by accident now.

00:30:12.280 Yeah, me too. Cause then I'll just do a year and I'll go to the, I'll go to the jail, hang out with

00:30:16.300 the merchant of death. I'll get to know. I wish he was still there. I know. If I went to the same one

00:30:21.060 as him, the same jail, I would take the, the, the six months in jail if it's just, you know,

00:30:26.600 regular prison. No, I wouldn't. Yeah. All right. Yeah. So good to know. Bank error in your favor

00:30:31.660 does not exist. That's the end of housekeeping. That was an important housekeeping. I'm glad

00:30:35.780 we got through it. We have an important cringe of the week as well. Two pages of cringe of the week.

00:30:40.860 Our first cringe of the week is a cringery. A father is trying to put the star on top of their

00:30:51.620 tree and it does not go well. Multiple generations featured in this video.

00:31:03.520 He's just setting a bad example for his kid. Look at his kid.

00:31:06.760 And everything goes down. That's a textbook blowout. Multiple generations in that video.

00:31:15.960 The kid was, had his arm underneath the chair, the table blows out. You know, it's interesting

00:31:20.820 looking backwards. His arms backwards and you guys have a brutal hospital bill looking back. I have

00:31:27.760 never, I don't have any memories of my dad doing dumb shit like that. Like a total wipe out or like

00:31:33.560 a ladder on top of a table or like a ladder over the stairs. Like we were on the roof. We were on

00:31:41.760 the ladder on the roof, but my dad did a good job of like knowing how the ladder works and knowing

00:31:47.040 like how to position it. And then like safety is first. And like, I've never seen a wipe out like

00:31:52.480 that. Not even close. And if anything like that ever happened, it would be like the kids doing it and

00:31:56.440 him being like, yo, don't do that. You guys just wrecked the house. Yeah. That's not what you do.

00:32:00.460 So that's just bad. That's bad parenting and the kids watching. And then that kid's going to grow

00:32:05.640 up and be a person who puts a chair on a table to reach the thing on the roof. And then what

00:32:11.040 happened? You know what the only good decision involved in the whole thing was? Filming it.

00:32:14.920 Yeah. Yeah. Because now we have something to talk about. At least you have a viral video.

00:32:19.000 Yeah. Bare minimum that you could have got out of it. You got. Imagine getting that and then not

00:32:22.720 having footage of it. And then you're just dealing with injuries for nothing. No upside. That's true.

00:32:26.720 Yeah. My dad never went viral. You know? All right. Next, we have a drag strip show in

00:32:33.920 New York City. It's appropriate for all ages. We're going to muffle the music for copyright

00:32:45.940 reasons. So yeah, the kids are really jiving out. And the man's butt is really out as well.

00:32:53.340 Yeah. And the front row is all children. This is for all ages, all kids in the front. You know,

00:32:58.620 what's interesting about this, Richard Rapoy? What? I've never seen a woman drag show get

00:33:05.100 like a stage and a permit in New York City. What do you mean a woman drag show? Like that

00:33:09.740 exact situation. But if it was a lady would be like more normal if it was a girl, you know,

00:33:14.800 but that would still be violently inappropriate for the city. But like that guy got a stage and

00:33:20.320 a permit for this for an all ages drag show to do that. Yeah. Like I've never seen, I've never seen

00:33:26.620 the stripper thing for girls, like women who get a permit, like it doesn't exist. Yeah. So it's like,

00:33:35.640 that's weird that we're given permits out in New York City for stuff like this. Yeah. Yeah. No,

00:33:40.220 it's a good point. And I think it's the degenerate mind of a man. I think there's a difference there

00:33:45.300 where a woman would never think to do that. But a couple of sick, twisted puppies, sick, twisted

00:33:49.420 dudes, they get together and they go, what can we do? Yeah. And where do we start? Let's do the

00:33:55.580 paperwork. You know, it's like the old school. Let them deny us the permit. And then we really go to

00:34:00.960 war. Yeah. It's like that old school quote or whatever, uh, from that movie where it's like,

00:34:05.040 they're surprisingly very good at paperwork. Like they just, the drags, they just dot their T's and

00:34:11.420 crossed their eyes extremely well. It's hard to deny them. Yeah. And that's, that's the passion

00:34:15.640 they have for, uh, infecting children with mind virus. They really want to do it that bad.

00:34:20.700 Uh, and it is a mind virus and people are very influenceable, especially the children. And we

00:34:25.460 have proof of that in our next video. There's a group called drag syndrome, which is a group of

00:34:31.080 young men who have down syndrome, who are also drag Queens. Let's take a look at the, what they're

00:34:39.640 doing. Lady Francesca.

00:34:45.540 The case of guns. I'm going to finish that. Give me a kiss, baby. Oh, lady Mercury's in the house.

00:34:57.520 So this is what they're up to. They do drag shows and our friend Gavin M.

00:35:02.920 made a video about this where he basically went through the probability of like, all right,

00:35:11.460 they take there, they live in the UK. So the probability of like the number of down syndrome

00:35:16.240 people in UK and then the odds of them, which is like 2% of the population or something. Right.

00:35:20.900 Yep. And then like them being interested in becoming drag Queens. And it's like, you do the math and

00:35:26.820 like, it's statistically like impossible. It's like they're, they're both only 1% of the population,

00:35:31.320 people interested in drags and then down syndrome people. And then it's like, if you do the math,

00:35:35.580 it's like, well, that's 0.001. Like it compounds to be even less likely.

00:35:39.780 So it's like really impossible, but then like five for five, not like it's one person, there's five

00:35:45.720 people and that, and then that's kind of shows how like they're influenceable people. They have

00:35:51.240 down syndrome. They're probably easier to influence than other people.

00:35:55.780 Yeah. They're not exactly like, you know, just firing on all cylinders about what their identity

00:36:00.560 is. They're kind of told, you know, to an extent. Yeah. And like pushed in the right

00:36:04.740 direction. So then you have that. And then it's like, who's more, the only people more

00:36:09.260 influenceable than drag syndrome people are probably children.

00:36:14.120 Than down syndrome people?

00:36:15.560 Drag syndrome. What did I say?

00:36:16.440 Yeah. Drag syndrome. But you mean down syndrome?

00:36:18.380 Down syndrome people.

00:36:18.820 Yeah. Cause they're, this is pre drag. They're pushed into drag.

00:36:22.520 So it's like, it's almost like a way to test your hypothesis. Like if we can get the drag

00:36:27.140 syndrome or the down syndrome people to do drag, kids is like.

00:36:31.680 Kids is next. It's next up. It's easy.

00:36:33.600 Yeah. We can get one in 10 down syndrome people to do drag. We can get six in 10 kids to do it.

00:36:40.580 Exactly.

00:36:40.840 It's like that math where it like, it, it, it goes parabolic once you, once you understand.

00:36:46.280 Oh, you reach a critical mass of, uh, of recruiters we'll call them, uh, you know, and it goes,

00:36:51.980 it goes gangbusters for kids.

00:36:53.660 So it's pretty much impossible.

00:36:54.800 And, and we're seeing the result, right? That's like the entire premise of that Abigail Schreier's

00:36:59.800 book, right? Is that it's a social contagion. Uh, we've talked about on the podcast a lot,

00:37:04.720 how Gen Z is now the most gay and it's like 25% or something, right?

00:37:09.260 Like one in five kids is gay.

00:37:10.860 And so it's like, it didn't come from nowhere. Didn't come out of nowhere. Uh, it's spread and

00:37:15.880 it's kind of like a host. You need a host to replicate. It's, it's very parasitic. You need a

00:37:20.340 host to replicate. And then sometimes that host goes, Oh, I'm, I'm cured. I'm detransitioning.

00:37:26.500 Or that was a weird phase. But by that point they probably had recruited two others, you know,

00:37:32.040 or influence two others. So it's a very sick world. It's a very sick, crazy world. And

00:37:36.340 we saw the same thing with Elon Musk has a daughter who is trans and trying to change her name and,

00:37:42.200 uh, disown herself from Elon. And yeah. You think he's happy about that? No. Do you think he's

00:37:50.780 part of the reason that happened? Or do you think it's all outside influence on his daughter?

00:37:54.900 Both. I think the outside influence making his daughter anti Elon makes her want to be

00:38:00.700 anti herself and someone completely new. Um, yeah. And we don't know too much about that,

00:38:06.120 but it's like, obviously the guess, but we're probably correct. Yeah. I'm not baffled.

00:38:11.320 Anecdotal gut instinct. I'm not baffled anymore. I'm going, it's probably this. And the doctors,

00:38:16.820 the doctors should go. It's probably this. Yo, what's that blood clot in that 25 year old's leg?

00:38:21.860 It's probably. Yeah. No, I'm yeah. This is 2023 is the year of no more baffled. No longer baffled.

00:38:32.760 Yeah. Um, next piece of cringe, the moms that are mad that their kids want to hang out with them.

00:38:37.820 Yeah. Yeah. This is two women comedians. Two women.

00:38:43.740 Younger son. Now that he's older, I'm like, do you remember when you'd say this? And like,

00:38:48.000 maybe like, yes. I'm like, why? Why did you feel bad? Like, we'd be like, I'd be like,

00:38:51.620 let's say our prayers tonight. And he's like, I pray that my Bobby doesn't have to work. And I was

00:38:55.880 like, Oh fuck. Like, why do you make me feel so bad? My daughter does that too. She wants to be with me

00:39:00.740 all the time. And like, I just told my husband, I said, I feel so bad because so much of my time

00:39:06.020 with her, I'm trying to wrap it up. You know, like, she's like, come sit with me while I take

00:39:10.140 my bath. And like the babysitters are, I'm like, I have a zoom. I have to go, you know, but I feel

00:39:15.640 like that energy so much. And it makes me feel bad because then when she's gone, I'm like, I love her

00:39:21.300 so much. I just want to hang out with her, but I have work to do. And I, it's so hard to make

00:39:26.700 that. Yeah. Leave me alone. Just go on Tik TOK and become transgender. Stop. I have a zoom. I got

00:39:31.520 to go talk to the computer. I have a zoom. Are you kidding me? Um, and this is kind of like the

00:39:36.180 principle where we said, when you get too far from how your food is made, like this is kind of the

00:39:41.120 same principle expounded. Like, yeah, you guys don't think kids want to be with their moms. Like

00:39:45.960 little kids want to be with their moms. You're talking about bath time and you're like, wrap it up.

00:39:50.500 Are you, it's like, honestly, so depressing. Yeah. That's very depressing for these women to just

00:39:55.280 talk to each other. I don't know, dude, go watch a Tik TOK and become trans. Yeah. Let the internet

00:40:01.000 raise you. I, I, mommy has a podcast and then mommy sees the kids like, well, you know, once a day for

00:40:06.840 a little bit. And the kid's like, Oh, I'm a, I'm not a boy. I'm a girl. And it's like, all right.

00:40:11.120 Yeah. Yeah. You are. I have to say yes. We have to work. Let's work on that. Like, yeah, you are.

00:40:15.720 So that's kind of how it plays out. Yeah. That's so depressing. Yeah. It's not good. I have to go

00:40:20.480 to a zoom. It's like, wouldn't you say that and go, Ooh, that doesn't sound good. Yeah.

00:40:25.620 Like I'm a bad parent. Am I spending my time? Right. I have limited time on earth. Am I

00:40:29.040 actually spending it right? Like, Ooh, yeah, I shouldn't say that. Wrap it up. Yeah. Unironically

00:40:33.640 wrap it up to your seven-year-old whoever needs bath time, you know, he's not 20. The babysitters

00:40:39.880 are there. They can handle it. Um, all right. Next, the mom cancels Christmas after the vet bill.

00:40:44.820 Yeah. I already know what your take is going to be on this. Uh, especially when you're pretty

00:40:49.000 ruthless. So, uh, it says mother tells her children Christmas is canceled as she's hit

00:40:54.000 with 8,000 pound vet bill after family's, uh, staff assured bull terrier was diagnosed

00:40:59.880 with bone cancer. You know what my take is? Why don't you tell the audience just in case

00:41:05.980 they don't know. Let's not pay that eight grand bill and let's let the dog enjoy his

00:41:11.620 remaining years. Christmas is not canceled. And if it not, if that can't play out like

00:41:17.240 that and the dog has got to get put down, you put the dog down. Yeah. It's not. Eight

00:41:22.440 grand. How much does the dog cost? 200 bucks? Yeah. If you're canceling Christmas, that's

00:41:26.740 pretty impactful on your kid's life. Right? Yeah. And the dog who has bone cancer is going

00:41:31.440 to die. And he's already old probably. Yeah. So he's going to die and it's either going to

00:41:35.460 be dying the next six months or dying two years from now. Because you gave him eight grand

00:41:39.220 a treatment and the dog costs $200. I know people don't factor that in as much, but it's

00:41:44.500 like, you can get 40 dogs. I know that's where you lose me. That's where you lose me. Even

00:41:50.020 kids, you want to do the treatment or do you want 40 dogs? But it's just like, you're going

00:41:54.480 to make everyone sad and then everyone's going to kind of semi resent the dog or feel weird

00:41:58.640 about it. And then the surgery might not even go that great. Like the dog surgery might, I

00:42:03.440 don't know. Are dogs, are the vets really that great? Are they the best skilled surgeons?

00:42:07.600 And the dog's in the pit bull universe. So it's probably, you're like increasing the

00:42:12.680 chance the dog thrashes your kids in the next two years. You almost got out of jail quick

00:42:17.100 where it's like, all right, six months left. All right. Like we're on the clock. Now you

00:42:20.340 have two more years of a pit bull in the house.

00:42:22.780 So, and what would the situation be? Say this woman was a billionaire. Pay the tab, right?

00:42:28.460 Yeah. Pay the tab. You love your dog. Great. Easy. Canceling Christmas, ruining, you know,

00:42:33.140 your child's, you know, one of their formative years just because the dog needs an extra six

00:42:37.760 months on his, his clock. This might sound bad and this might be like going too far.

00:42:44.220 Okay. I don't think people should like the dogs to like dogs that much.

00:42:49.680 I know that's fine. That's your, you're on a different level. You don't have bonding. You

00:42:55.120 don't bond with your dog. Like I like the dog. I like Jerry. Yeah. But it's like, I think it's a

00:43:00.920 mistake. And let me know in the comments if you guys agree, maybe I'm way off. I think it's a

00:43:06.040 mistake to use like too much love energy on a dog. I think, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I think they're fine.

00:43:15.860 I think that's, that's, that's a man situation. You know, women kind of love dogs more than men

00:43:20.600 do. And they go, Oh, he's a little baby. If he's a baby is why I know, which is also not good,

00:43:25.860 but you're also like keeping your dog at an arm's distance. Like, yeah, do what I said.

00:43:29.860 I don't even, yeah. I don't even know his name. He feeds himself. Oh, he's dead. Whatever. I'll get

00:43:34.780 another one. Yeah. But whatever. Hey, I'm not going to take too strong of a stance on that because I

00:43:40.360 have good relationships with dogs. Dog is man's best friend, you know, but I'm not choosing my dog

00:43:45.800 over my family's Christmas. Yeah. So. Which is basically my take as well. Yeah. With a little

00:43:51.020 more. With a little harshness. With a little harshness. Yeah. Salt in the wound. Okay. Page

00:43:57.000 two of cringe. We have a lot more cringe to get through the trans hockey league, which was promoted

00:44:01.700 by the NHL, which is obvious, which honestly is a fantastic idea. I would watch trans hockey over

00:44:09.160 any woman's sport ever. Me too. I would watch any trans league. So it's like, if you guys are kind

00:44:14.240 of going around. But it's not the reason you guys want us to watch. That's the big difference.

00:44:18.840 Yeah. It's not because I'm an equity inclusion ally or whatever. It's because I'm a freak

00:44:22.920 watcher. It's because I'm a collector of pets. Exactly. And it's like, if there was a trans

00:44:28.700 league of anything, I would watch, I would watch it more than the NFL. Yeah. And that's coming

00:44:34.720 from a guy with a Michael Vick jersey on. Okay. So do you want me to give you the rundown of

00:44:38.460 what happened here? Give me the quote. Okay. So the NHL is proud to support this past weekend's

00:44:42.800 team trans draft tournament, Middleton, Wisconsin. So this was the first tournament comprised entirely

00:44:49.040 of transgender and non-binary players with around 80 folks participating. They use the

00:44:54.060 Obama folks. Oh yeah.

00:44:56.180 So it's like semi-sanctioned by the NHL. It's part of their little thing. They want less

00:45:01.080 whites. They want less men. They want a black woman to lead the whole thing and ruin it, which

00:45:05.880 is fine. That's their prerogative. If you want to slowly decay from the inside, fine.

00:45:09.900 But so there was a little bit of a controversy, right? Where someone got hurt. Yeah. Someone

00:45:16.720 got hurt and that person got hurt. The person who got hurt didn't have a penis and the person

00:45:21.880 who hurt them had a penis. So, uh, concussed. Yeah. It said, so this, this athlete is recounting

00:45:29.500 what happened to her. Said, once I was out playing the puck, I took a very odd fall into the boards

00:45:33.980 in which I needed medical attention to make sure my neck and extremities were okay. For

00:45:37.540 physical safety, I was stretchered off the ice and taken to the ER. I am okay. Blah,

00:45:42.220 blah, blah. This article goes on to say there was an enormous difference in size between the

00:45:47.400 two teams, height, weight, shoulder width, muscles, and the differences were plain to even

00:45:51.120 a child. Um, and there was a single team. The pink team ended up stacked with physically

00:45:57.700 imposing biological men, trans women. Uh, and by no coincidence, that team also went on to

00:46:03.180 become tournament champions. And so this thing, hold on. I got to find the right quote.

00:46:12.200 Um, thing, what was thing about? Nothing. It was a filler word, but you're not referring

00:46:18.200 to anyone as thing. No, I'm taking a break for a second. I'm trying to find out where it

00:46:23.400 was. Um, yeah. So basically a woman was just pushed to the ground by a player of team pink

00:46:29.960 who self-describes as a bisexual trans woman, bisexual, meaning I still use my dick for whatever

00:46:34.880 I feel like that day. Um, and I'm trying to find the quote, but it said basically this woman

00:46:41.800 got a concussion, strained neck and took 17 minutes to get stretchered off the ice. So

00:46:47.060 it was a total catastrophe. Um, well, that sounds like what you'd expect. Yeah. That's pretty

00:46:52.940 much like they keep proving us right. It's like this weird thing where we always get

00:46:57.620 proven right. And it's always the same. And what I found interesting is this was like a

00:47:02.340 charity event. This wasn't like Leah Thomas in the NCAA finals. You know, this was a charity

00:47:07.100 event. It's for fun. So you'd think the trans people would just be like, Oh, whatever, you

00:47:10.600 know, it's not that competitive, but no, their bloodlust to dominate women is so strong that

00:47:17.000 they even had to concuss somebody on this, uh, they had to kill a chair on this charity

00:47:21.220 event. So, Hey, I love that league. I'm not making jokes. When I say I would watch it over

00:47:26.760 women's sports. Let's check in on women's sports. I don't know. Let's spin the wheel and pick

00:47:31.040 a random sport, uh, field hockey. Let's check in on field women's field hockey and see what

00:47:37.320 they're up to. Maybe the state championship has like some good highlights. I'm sure they

00:47:40.600 do. Oh, here we go. This is a penalty shot for the state championship.

00:47:44.300 Imagine adding a guy to that. Let's add a dude. Let's add a dude to put some slap shots

00:47:58.660 on that. Slap shots scoring in the top right corner of the goal. The girl can't even reach

00:48:03.260 dude. Hey, and this is the state championship game. I want to see the lowest ranked team

00:48:07.100 in the state. I want to see what they're up to. Yeah. That's who won the state championship.

00:48:10.700 Oh my God. It just trickled in and I'm happy for those girls.

00:48:14.300 I'm happy. There's no guys on the team and they had fun and that's good. I'm not making

00:48:17.300 fun of them. Me too. That's just pretty, you know, like guys shouldn't compete with that

00:48:23.080 is kind of the end of that. It's like happy for them. Great. Guys shouldn't compete.

00:48:26.440 All right. Next. There was a trans person who's, uh, who picked suicide or is going to pick

00:48:31.720 suicide. Yes. Uh, Nathan Verilhest 44 died yesterday afternoon after being allowed to have his life

00:48:38.660 ended on grounds of unbearable psychological suffering. And so this is a person who went

00:48:44.800 trans. It was a woman who tried to become a man, went trans, said, Hey, that didn't work.

00:48:49.780 And then had the government assist their suicide in Belgium. So, uh, absolute catastrophe. Uh,

00:48:57.520 he was born. Nancy was disappointed by the sex change results. And I think this is kind of the,

00:49:02.160 uh, the key crux of the issue here. Um,

00:49:05.540 is this was a attempting to be a man, right? And so this person had been trans since I think it said

00:49:14.260 2009. So that's a long time to be trans, right? It's a long time. And so I think they got the

00:49:20.940 surgery, called themselves and saw themselves as an abomination after that, after whatever floppy

00:49:26.500 thing they added to the front hole, um, didn't really work out. And I think they said, I got to

00:49:31.420 take the suicide route, government, Belgium, can you help me? And Belgium, of course, obliged,

00:49:36.560 which is interesting. And that's a type of situation that you don't hear much about. Cause

00:49:41.440 you always hear about the good stuff. And that's why on the show, even though it's dark,

00:49:45.600 we kind of have to highlight it. It's very dark. And I think that's the thing. It's like gender

00:49:50.740 affirming care as they like to package it and call it doesn't really affirm much when you take a piece

00:49:56.180 of your forearm and you get a floppy dick, uh, that you put your urethra through. I think that

00:50:01.100 you kind of have some suicidal thoughts after that. Yeah. It's like a, I think it's like a

00:50:05.940 2% success rate to be honest. And they're making it seem like it's a 95% success rate. Yep. Um,

00:50:12.340 all right. So it kind of blends two options, two things, trans surgery and how gruesome and

00:50:16.920 plastic it is. Like, you know, it's basically just plastic surgery and then euthanasia, which

00:50:21.760 we're seeing more and more countries offer to people. Yeah. And this article actually said,

00:50:25.840 sorry to go too long on it. One in 50 deaths is now, uh, state assisted euthanasia. One in 50.

00:50:34.340 Wow. So that's going to keep going up. Yeah. You're going to just take everything from you

00:50:39.280 until you have nothing to the point where you're just like, all right, well, at least I have the

00:50:44.000 ability to kill myself. Pain pills or suicide, my friend, which, which way Western white guy.

00:50:49.280 Exactly. All right. Next, uh, dash Dabrowski with the worst take ever. Uh, Elon Musk has been doing

00:50:55.180 Twitter files. Uh, so I think he did five Twitter files so far talking about Trump getting banned,

00:51:01.240 talking about, uh, the, the corroboration with, uh, the government and FBI. Exactly. Now he's going

00:51:09.300 after Fauci saying, uh, Fauci should be prosecuted. My pronouns are prosecute Fauci. And we obviously used

00:51:16.080 to sell the, uh, arrest Fauci shirt. So we don't sell it anymore, but we stopped selling it like

00:51:24.400 a year ago. So it's like, that's how early we were now he's saying prosecute Fauci. And then dash

00:51:30.060 Dabrowski has the worst take of all time. Give it a read, please. Elon Musk said his pronouns are

00:51:34.900 prosecute Fauci. Fauci is a hero who served the U S for 50 years. Musk is now calling for the arrest of

00:51:41.020 an innocent man. It seems Musk's goal is not to make money from Twitter. It appears his goal is

00:51:46.340 to destabilize the West, which is like the craziest take of all time. We just had the biggest transfer

00:51:52.620 of wealth ever. Uh, they keep printing money. Uh, they rolled out an experimental Maxine, which is

00:51:58.620 fucking people up and killing people after two years of lockdowns destroyed everyone's businesses.

00:52:03.800 We have like the most political division of all time. They're convincing little boys that they're

00:52:08.880 girls. One in five people is gay crimes. Aren't being prosecuted. Criminals are being released

00:52:13.960 on the street. There's like 50 million illegal immigrants here. Southern border is wide open.

00:52:18.540 Southern border is wide open. Our mail-in voting system is a joke, but Elon Musk exposing some

00:52:24.100 little cover-ups is the one who's trying to destabilize the West. It's like a dash. We're a

00:52:29.520 little late. You're a little late for worrying about who's destabilizing the West. It's already

00:52:34.440 been done, but we're like, uh, we're like one of those house on the outer banks of North

00:52:38.140 Carolina. That's on stilts. And like the, the ground's already mostly going away. Like

00:52:42.520 you want to talk about destabilize. It's not in the last year. And I think in that tweet

00:52:46.060 thread, he said, Elon Musk is behaving like a foreign asset. It's like, dash, that's you

00:52:51.000 dash. That's who pays you the money. You'll say anything for a fucking check. You get the

00:52:55.380 money from George Soros. He goes, why is this payment in rubles? I said everything they wanted

00:53:00.860 me to, you know? Yeah. So that's like an incredible take. That's actually a leftist

00:53:05.240 take right there that Russia is influencing it. Cause it's not obviously Russia's yeah. No more

00:53:10.260 brother wars with Russia. Yeah. Um, and rat boy and I were talking about this the other day,

00:53:14.340 kind of like the pitfalls of the, uh, for American boys, like back in the day when our parents were

00:53:19.960 growing up, you can either be like a jock, a nerd, a theater kid, like a punk kid, a goth kid,

00:53:25.720 or like, you know, and you kind of had your pick, but like a bunch of the, the groups you picked

00:53:30.720 were like going to be good and okay. Yeah. There's a path forward. Yeah. There's a path forward. And

00:53:35.940 now it's like, you're a pup, you're a muscle pup, you're a Demi boy, you're two spirit, you're a

00:53:42.060 twink, you're a jock, like fentanyl's there. You're, you're a pill popper. You're a rave kid. You have all

00:53:49.180 these like things to get involved in that take you down, not up. Yeah. And it's just like the,

00:53:54.780 it's like back in the day, it's like, if you had a thousand kids, like 700 of them were going in

00:54:01.900 the right direction and 300 of them were like, eh, you know, whatever. Now it's like 90 kids are

00:54:09.220 maybe going in the right direction in the younger generations. If I had to guess, there are just

00:54:13.140 more pitfalls, more opportunities to like lose your identity and go into like a waste of your time,

00:54:19.580 waste your energy thing. You know? Oh, I'm, I'm, I'm, I want to be like the sports betting guy.

00:54:24.160 I'm the big sports better. Like waste your time. Oh, I'm ruined financially. You know? Oh,

00:54:28.540 I'm the, I'm the fentanyl. I'm the pill popper. I'm the raver. Like you said, there's so many

00:54:32.320 different things that you can fall into and just kind of like never recover from.

00:54:36.200 That gets you nowhere. It gets you with no money, no family or nothing. And then just makes you a

00:54:41.560 consumer part of society. That's just like in debt and waiting for Klaus Schwab to give you the peas,

00:54:49.040 tell you which bugs to eat and make mealworm burgers. And that's what, that's what we're,

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00:55:42.460 Next, urban decay. George Floyd two. We have a George Floyd two situation in this week's urban

00:55:49.780 decay. Yeah. And this is kind of, uh, going on with a theme that we've been talking about for the

00:55:55.360 last few episodes, right? Entitled criminals. Entitled criminals. People who don't think they're

00:56:00.200 going to get caught. They don't think that anything's going to happen to them. Let's just watch

00:56:04.220 this. He's just very confused as to why he's being apprehended. Let me steal. What are you

00:56:24.460 doing? This is illegal. This is illegal. Looks at the camera. I can't start yelling. I can't

00:56:42.740 breathe. Yelling. I can't breathe too. And then the, here's the thing too. It's like obviously

00:56:52.860 call the police, but let's also call the fashion police on that guy right there. And it's a guy

00:56:59.860 with a purse who's just standing around, not helping. Why am I not surprised? Yeah. Let's

00:57:04.520 call the police and the fashion police because this guy needs to get locked up too. There he is.

00:57:09.240 He's just standing around, not helping. So holding stolen merch. He won't give up the merch. He can't

00:57:16.280 breathe, but he won't give up the merch. And you say, this is illegal. This is illegal. Detaining

00:57:20.880 me is illegal after I just illegaled you. So it's, it's great, man. It's fun living here

00:57:25.980 with the, the, the two different laws and the entitled criminals and stuff. Cause the funny

00:57:30.060 thing is he's, he's a little bit right. You do, you might get in trouble for holding someone

00:57:34.140 like that back. Yeah. You should let him go. But yeah. Hilarious. Entitled criminals, right?

00:57:39.240 Yep. Next, uh, there's a San Francisco guy who attacked somebody and they're holding him

00:57:45.020 down until the cops get there. And then this lady with stretched out ears is saying like,

00:57:50.040 what are you doing? You can go to let him go. And that's, that's, but why do you have to call

00:57:54.040 the cops over that? Look at my ear. Like this assault, what do you mean? It's battery. Punched the

00:57:59.160 guy. She says, why do you have to call the cops over that? There's the guy. So we,

00:58:16.120 so this lady with the stretched out ears is having her worldview messed up because the black guy is

00:58:22.640 calling the cops on the white criminal to get him in trouble. And she's under the impression that

00:58:29.300 cops are white supremacists or whatever, white supremacy, but she's ignoring the fact that a

00:58:34.460 black guy is calling the cops on a white criminal and the cop who shows up is not white either.

00:58:38.240 I think she comes up to the situation and the only thing she thinks is police are bad.

00:58:42.640 So whatever's happening here, no matter what happened before it, no matter what's going on

00:58:46.600 right now, don't call the police on someone. Yeah. Police are white supremacy. Yeah. And it's

00:58:51.220 like, so what's the solution? Okay, lady, let's do it your way. Should we beat the shit out of him

00:58:55.120 right now? Like, does he need his, he needs his punishment. Right. And we as society have agreed

00:58:59.440 to outsource that punishment to police. Right. That's part of our social contract in America.

00:59:03.220 And her probably like, well, why did he hate you? Yeah. Did you, does he need something?

00:59:06.840 Does he need 50 bucks? Do you need something for your family? And it's like heroin.

00:59:11.800 And so, I mean, what a, what a delusional woman. I'm glad this got caught on camera. This is the

00:59:17.420 type of woman who, uh, back in 1492, her small town would get conquered and she'd just go right

00:59:22.960 with the captors. She'd just be like, okay, I'm sorry, whatever. Uh, forget my husband, you know,

00:59:28.820 whoever. So, uh, literally just a representation of the worst thing in politics right now. Yeah.

00:59:36.120 Brutal, brutal white women who, who are wanting to control what people do. Yeah. It's like the last

00:59:42.400 people we should listen to have ears like that. And then she's, yeah, she like, exactly. Like you

00:59:46.680 said, she thinks cops are the problem. Cops are racist, but the criminal is white. The guy calling

00:59:53.040 the cops is black. And then the cop who showed up is Asian. Yeah. So it's like, lady, I don't know if

00:59:58.380 you should keep applying your truths to your behavior because we're not getting as far as you

01:00:04.200 think we are. That black guy, I love him. He has the exact same thing as me. Like we, you want to

01:00:10.500 beat the shit out of him right now? Like stop street justice this. Uh, well, the cops are here.

01:00:14.940 Yeah. They'll let them go. Yeah. So you should like the cops lady. They're going to let them go.

01:00:18.740 Yeah. They're going to, they're going to do like a process where they fingerprint him, bring him in.

01:00:22.240 And then the DA is just going to say good game, buddy. Get back out there. Get back out there two hours

01:00:26.140 later. Yeah. So, all right. Next we have, and this is in line with the same idea of like the

01:00:31.800 cities going to the lowest common denominator. And then all the people in the cities who actually

01:00:35.920 keep the city going, uh, are leaving. This is a guy who lives on long Island, uh, who's from New

01:00:41.480 York and just moved to long Island cause the New York city is too crazy. Are you from New York?

01:00:48.300 I was born in the city. I live on long Island now. What's your favorite part about living in New

01:00:52.720 York? Living on Long Island. So you don't like Manhattan that much or why? It's a freak show.

01:00:59.580 I like the answer. It's very honest and different from a lot of people. What do you mean by freak

01:01:04.340 show? A lot of weirdos, a lot of mental patients, a lot of crime, a lot of dirt. I understand there's

01:01:10.420 a lot of things to do in New York. It's a tourist attraction and all that, but I'm done with

01:01:14.680 all that. And now I hear I'm here for work. Uh, otherwise I wouldn't be here.

01:01:20.080 Which is exactly it. The people who built the city are long gone and now they're going to leave

01:01:25.740 it for the drag Queens, the pedophiles and the criminals and see how long we can go with that.

01:01:31.300 Yeah. Good luck guys. As long as they get their permits, as long as the drag Queens get their

01:01:35.820 permits, we're good. Yeah, exactly. Last piece of urban decay, uh, pregnant black women are getting

01:01:41.020 UBI in California. Yeah. Um, so it says San Francisco guaranteed income program for pregnant

01:01:46.000 black women to expand across California. San Francisco has a guaranteed income program for

01:01:50.460 transgender residents that provides payments of up to $1,200 a month. So this is a new category.

01:01:54.780 They're doing the trans experiment. Now they have pregnant black women. They give you a thousand

01:01:59.240 dollars a month for 12 months. They did a pilot program for like 150 women. So what is that over

01:02:05.540 150 grand right there? Right. Times 12, 150 grand times 12. You do the math. Um, so not crazy

01:02:13.240 dollar amount, but this is what they're massaging themselves into. Right. Um, and it's expanding.

01:02:18.920 They're now expanding it to other counties in California. So the virus continues, virus continues

01:02:24.260 money for everyone. As long as you're not a straight white male. Well, that's, we were talking

01:02:28.580 about this before the show. I think that, um, you know, people like Andrew Yang and those types

01:02:34.080 have often talked about universal basic income. And I think we just figured out how they're going

01:02:37.640 to roll it out. They're going to give it to every minority or weird affected group. And then

01:02:42.120 eventually it's going to be like, all right, everybody's getting about 2000 a month. We're

01:02:45.660 pretty good. And then white men are just like, we run this city. I work in the hole. Yeah. I work

01:02:51.280 in the hole for a hundred dollars a day. Yeah. That's fine. So don't count on any sort of programs

01:02:57.960 to give you money viewer if you're a white man. Um, but yeah, you know, take advantage of this

01:03:03.360 if you can and waste their money. The funny thing is in any context where like the government

01:03:08.000 is handing out money to someone, there was an opportunity for them to not take the money

01:03:13.440 in the first place. You know what I mean? But governments and especially liberal governments,

01:03:18.520 they don't give that up. They just redistribute it. They don't say, okay, uh, if you're pregnant

01:03:24.020 and you show it to the city, you don't have to pay property taxes this year. That would,

01:03:28.620 that would make too much sense. Right. You know, just cut them some slack. No,

01:03:33.040 they still need the revenue. They just like divvying out to their boys, their friends to

01:03:36.420 collect the money. They're going to keep collecting more and more. And then they get to decide what

01:03:39.940 kind of stuff to do. So it's like, if you're doing UBI for the trans people and then the black

01:03:45.700 pregnant people, it's like, that means we've got extra money. Yeah. Well, we give a hundred

01:03:48.960 billion to Ukraine and then we're giving a lot of money to the trans people. It's like,

01:03:52.080 what's my tax bracket? Yeah. What am I doing? And that's why I don't pay taxes.

01:03:58.280 I'm just kidding. I do pay taxes. Um, and, but that's the thing. It's like,

01:04:02.100 what's California state income tax? It's 10%, right? And so at any point, California could go,

01:04:08.140 Hey, pregnant women. Or if you're, if you're starting a family, your state income tax is

01:04:12.460 waived for the year that you're pregnant, whatever year you give birth in that whole year, you're free.

01:04:16.960 And it's like, that's giving someone a 10% raise, but that would make too much sense. They would

01:04:21.260 never do that. They need to take the money. Then they give it to their buddies who get reelected.

01:04:25.660 It's a whole game. They need to take the money from the haves and give it to the have nots.

01:04:29.600 Yeah. Who they conveniently decide are all the oppressed people. Yeah. But don't get too down.

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01:05:53.320 All right. Uplifting gold. Don't get too depressed from all that stuff. We just put you through.

01:05:59.520 The nice part is a lot of that stuff. If you make the right choices, you can avoid it completely.

01:06:04.100 Yeah. You can laugh at it. You can live in the rural area with your nice family and you go to a school

01:06:09.960 that like is a co-op of parents and yeah, you don't teach your kids any of this shit. Yeah. But you know,

01:06:15.820 you can live, laugh, love freely. Yeah. Away from that stuff. You can put that on your kitchen.

01:06:21.180 Live, laugh, love. That's right. And you can truly do it. All right. First piece of uplifting gold.

01:06:25.640 John Fetterman is considered the most stylish person by New York times. Yeah. This is one of

01:06:30.400 those clown subversion things that they do monthly to check in, make sure they tell you the opposite.

01:06:34.740 So they see how many people believe it. And it says the New York times names John Fetterman and it's

01:06:39.540 93 most stylish people of 2022 quote Fetterman is going to bring Carhartt to the Capitol. Hey,

01:06:45.820 I like that. Cause that's your, that's how I dress every day. So this is great news for basketball

01:06:51.440 shorts and hoodies people, which is me. Um, so that's great. That's uplifting. Yeah. All right.

01:06:56.880 We're going to go fast through uplifting a little bit faster than usual. Cause we are running out of

01:07:01.320 time. Okay. Um, next pages of housekeeping, best housekeeping of all time. That's why we'd rather

01:07:06.600 have housekeeping over uplifting gold, right? No one's even watching at this point. I agree.

01:07:10.440 They just get depressed and turn it off in 32 minutes. Um, all right. Tree open in house. Christmas

01:07:18.160 fail. It's a Christmas miracle. I already knew that was going to happen. It was like, did you see

01:07:30.880 how long the branches were that were that tucked? Yeah, exactly. Uh, next is sure. Caricature.

01:07:37.380 Caricature. Yeah. Caricature. Caricature of this couple.

01:07:48.580 The tooth hole.

01:07:56.380 And they love it.

01:08:02.340 And he got absolutely roasted and they loved it. I had that in new Orleans. I tried to get a guy

01:08:08.960 to roast me and then he just wouldn't do it. Yeah. Remember he drew you too nice. He drew me nice,

01:08:13.240 which is, I appreciate it. I've seen that account before. They just, they skewer everyone who comes

01:08:18.240 up. They find the one thing you're insecure about and then they make it the entire point of the

01:08:22.140 character. So that's an American. That's pure Americana. Yeah. Um, all right. Next, uh, the guy giving out

01:08:28.700 the beans, this is great. Yeah. Isn't that nice? Everyone's getting beans. It's Christmas.

01:08:43.220 What's the point of that? What are they up to? I don't know. It seems like you can see on the

01:08:47.920 counter. It seems like they spilled a lot of the beans. I don't know if they're even beans.

01:08:51.180 They dumped it out and it's at some like sort of like computer club and then the beans come out

01:08:55.420 and they just dump them. So this is uplifting gold today, huh? Yeah. All right. Everyone got

01:08:59.620 beans. Okay. You get beans. You get beans. You get beans. Hey, there's enough beans to go around.

01:09:05.820 Times are good. That's uplifting. Yep. Um, all right. Next let's do the comedian making fun of the

01:09:12.040 pro choice people. This is a great, great bit. These are comedians I can support. It's interesting how

01:09:17.500 like some liberal women will be like, you know, octopuses are really smart. Like they have feelings and

01:09:24.500 emotions. They're smarter than you think they are. Or like trees have energy. Like

01:09:29.720 they exude energy or like mushrooms that they're interconnected. But when it comes to

01:09:35.360 fetuses, they're like, it's just a clump of stuff.

01:09:44.300 That's so true. Um, yeah, that's fine. I mean, dude, we've talked about this, right? Like

01:09:50.540 the abortion argument, the abortion debate, whatever. If you can at least just admit it's

01:09:55.600 more than nothing and you can still say, I wanted the ability to do it. I want the ability to terminate

01:10:01.420 a pregnancy because of X, Y, Z and controlling your own destiny and blah, blah, blah. But you have to

01:10:06.240 acknowledge it's not nothing. Yeah. Right. And that's the problem. Bare minimum acknowledge it's

01:10:10.600 not nothing. And you can't do that. They can't do that. That's why I used to do it with the man on the

01:10:15.160 street videos. It's like, if you're pro choice, like that's fine to that's your opinion, but you

01:10:20.540 kind of got to know what you're signing up for. Yeah. Not like, Oh, I'm just a guy. Girls can do

01:10:25.520 whatever they want. It's like, if you're pro choice, this is what you're saying is okay. And

01:10:29.820 like, here's what a baby looks like at first, second and third trimester. And if you're fine

01:10:34.020 with that, getting aborted all the way through, you just have to confront me and face me on that,

01:10:38.560 you know? Okay. Yeah. That's your opinion, but you're a sick fuck. Let's not pretend it's

01:10:43.340 just some clump of cells type of thing. Yep. Uh, next, uh, we already did the giving out

01:10:47.540 the beans. You want to go back to the beans? Um, all right. Next, the, the Christmas gift

01:10:55.120 lady. Throughout the year, I take things from my family and they think that it's missing.

01:11:03.160 Then on Christmas, I give it back to them. I've been looking for this purse for three months

01:11:08.660 and now you found it. And now you found it. That has to be set up. Yeah. It's funny. It's

01:11:15.860 Christmas. I think that's from like extreme cheapskates, TLC, extreme cheapskates. I think

01:11:21.240 we could do a deep dive into some TLC shows on this podcast. Yeah. So those TLC shows don't

01:11:26.420 get enough juice for how much good content they have. The people eating the inside of the couch.

01:11:31.580 Oh yeah. I just keep eating the filling of the couch mattress filling. I went through three

01:11:36.420 couches this year. It's like, what? Yeah. Three couches this year. Um, all right. Last clip of

01:11:42.840 uplifting goal. Let's leave it all on a positive note. Um, the nuts at the cafe, the beans. We

01:11:50.400 already did the beans. Why not again? Why not again? It's the last three minutes of the podcast,

01:11:55.300 guys. Cafe beans. We already did. Um, growing up, did you ever try and find the gifts for Christmas?

01:12:01.500 Yes. And I found them once. I found like, well, I found them and then I knew that was the spot.

01:12:06.300 But what's the point? I'm not going to be able to get it. So what do I want to spoil it?

01:12:09.960 I used to find them. And then I would try to make deals like, Hey, I already saw the hockey sticks.

01:12:15.000 Let me just get them now. School's out for a couple of days before Christmas. Let me get the

01:12:19.520 sticks early. I already saw them. And that was the one thing that kind of actually bothered me all

01:12:23.960 the time. Like if you were getting a gift that was winter specific, I got to wait and waste a whole

01:12:28.720 month of snow and winter until I got the hockey stick. The ice is out there right now, mom. You know?

01:12:34.000 Yeah. So that is the one part where I would say, give me the gift early. And I'm knocking

01:12:37.620 on Christmas day. Go. I didn't get enough. I'm going to go. I had the gifts early and

01:12:41.320 then I got a couple more. Yeah. Everyone's happy. All right. Last one. The lady at the

01:12:45.180 fast food place. Yep. Gets tick tocked. Yep.

01:12:48.620 Excuse me. Yes. Question. I forgot my wallet at home. Is there any chance I could get like

01:12:53.120 a piece of bread? No problem. Just want something to eat. Yeah. You want a cup of coffee? You sure? I'll pay it for you. Are you sure? Why are you doing that? We're human and we have to be nice to each other. Never know when I might see you on the road and you might be of help to me. I'm Zachary, by the way. I'm Sonya. Are you sure? Yes, I would pay for it. Don't worry about it. I'm very sure. If I wasn't sure, I wouldn't do it. We have to be kind to each other. It's okay. Oh, thank you so much. Thank you. Nice meeting you, young man. Can you do something nice to somebody every day? Pay it forward, it's called. Can I pay it forward right now? Next person, please.

01:13:23.100 You pay it forward to somebody. I actually had my wallet right here. Oh. At a thousand dollars. Oh my God. This guy is something else. Okay. For you. No, no, no, no. Yeah. I'll pay it forward back to you. What? Yeah. I love you. I love you too. What's your message to the world? We were brought up to be kind, not to be hateful. My mother always said we have one blood and there's no black and white. That's very nice. Nice like Jamaican lady. Yeah. Probably.

01:13:52.820 That's nice. That's what it is. And she, you know, maybe she knew she was going to be on a TikTok. Maybe she saw him with the rig and streaming. Who knows? But did the right thing.

01:14:03.020 What if he walked away without giving her any money and she goes, hey, you were filming. You owe me a grand.

01:14:08.680 Or what if she was like one of the people that aren't so nice at the fast food place? Like, no money. You got to go. Get out. Get out.

01:14:13.480 Next in line. We had enough of you. We had enough of you. Next in line. You was in here last week, weren't you? Next in line.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - December 16, 2022

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