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00:00:15.360 All right, welcome back to Flucka Socks, the podcast episode 84.

00:00:19.820 Today on the show, Philly got a bad batch of trank and is now a zombie city because of it.

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00:00:31.860 Chick-fil-A went woke and a Disney princess with a mustache is trying to trans the kids at Disney World. 0.96

00:00:37.740 Then Lululemon fires an employee for calling the cops on a looter.

00:00:42.540 And we have a new segment where we tell you tips for when you're in a worst case scenario.

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00:00:55.240 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

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00:01:09.940 Flucka Socks, the podcast featuring Richard.

00:01:12.380 We're at Richard.

00:01:17.860 All right.

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00:02:30.760 Let's get into housekeeping.

00:02:31.740 All right.

00:02:32.520 Housekeeping.

00:02:33.080 Welcome to housekeeping, Richard.

00:02:34.220 Thank you.

00:02:34.740 Thanks for having me.

00:02:35.380 Of course.

00:02:35.860 Thanks for being here.

00:02:36.560 Couldn't do the show without you.

00:02:37.780 I literally couldn't.

00:02:40.440 All right.

00:02:41.060 As always, we'll start the episode off with things causing blood clots and heart attacks this week.

00:02:46.980 But like the last few weeks, there's nothing.

00:02:49.700 But according to some facts published by the National Pulse, people who got the JAB are actually worse off at fighting COVID and having no problems than people who didn't get the JAB.

00:03:02.000 Yeah.

00:03:02.220 It says COVID, quote, more severe after vaccination, says study.

00:03:05.720 And this was a recent peer-reviewed study published by the Multidisciplinary Digital Publishing Institute, who says that those administer with two or more injections of the mRNA vaccine.

00:03:17.280 Do I have to still filter it through a...

00:03:19.280 Yeah.

00:03:19.320 I'm trying to break up the word a little bit.

00:03:21.420 Are found to have abnormally high levels of IgG4, which are a group of fibro-inflammatory diseases that affect a variety of tissues, resulting in tumor-like effect and or organ dysfunction.

00:03:32.640 So that's not good.

00:03:33.600 Yeah.

00:03:33.860 It goes on to say autoimmune disease, cancer growth, autoimmune myocarditis, insusceptible individuals.

00:03:42.260 You know, some stuff we've already known.

00:03:43.620 We've hinted at that.

00:03:44.500 There's a lot of cancer, a lot of cancer lately.

00:03:48.280 And we're going to talk about that in Bonusland, right?

00:03:50.000 Yeah.

00:03:50.140 There's a little bit...

00:03:50.780 It's a little bit like, you know, fact-checkers won't like it type.

00:03:53.920 And we're shooting from the hip on it.

00:03:56.080 Yeah.

00:03:56.400 We're shooting from the hip in Bonusland.

00:03:57.720 We'll get to that on Bonusland.

00:03:58.920 But yeah, I mean, overall, it just says...

00:04:00.820 And then it kind of made a study for those who got multiple injections or worse off.

00:04:05.180 So, surprise.

00:04:05.900 Which is weird because I knew that the whole time, but I never like read a study or did an experiment.

00:04:13.000 Yeah.

00:04:13.260 But I just knew that.

00:04:14.240 Yeah.

00:04:14.780 You just vibed it out.

00:04:16.120 I just got that info.

00:04:17.900 No, and that's...

00:04:18.460 And I just knew that.

00:04:19.000 And that's the thing.

00:04:19.860 With the whole...

00:04:20.620 Like, you can't forget about COVID.

00:04:21.960 And with the whole thing, they rushed it out.

00:04:23.560 They pressured you.

00:04:24.380 They tried to make the walls close in.

00:04:26.060 And then two years later, the study will show, you know, exactly what went down.

00:04:30.300 And everyone's so smart.

00:04:32.520 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:32.940 And I'm stupid. 1.00

00:04:34.140 Oh, I'm a fat fuck idiot. 1.00

00:04:36.360 And I knew it the whole time. 1.00

00:04:38.220 Yeah.

00:04:38.820 Isn't that weird?

00:04:39.700 Well, it was a simple risk-reward calculation.

00:04:42.940 And it never was like, ooh, that's a good deal.

00:04:46.140 Yeah.

00:04:46.360 I didn't do the risk-reward. 0.97

00:04:47.560 I just said, oh, they're going to kill everybody with these needles.

00:04:50.940 Like, I just knew something different. 0.97

00:04:52.840 Yeah. 0.95

00:04:53.100 You're the low IQ guy on the meme. 0.91

00:04:55.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:04:56.180 They're killing everybody with these.

00:04:58.140 And the smart guy's like, the risk-reward ratio, and I've already had COVID personally.

00:05:01.580 More resulted.

00:05:02.400 More deaths.

00:05:03.160 Natural immunity, et cetera.

00:05:04.440 All right.

00:05:04.640 We got to move on.

00:05:05.480 Okay.

00:05:05.900 We can't get bogged down talking about the JAB.

00:05:09.020 Okay.

00:05:09.380 All right.

00:05:09.960 Doppelgangers, we're not doing those anymore.

00:05:11.680 But if we were, there's a Vouch doppelganger situation where Vouch with the beard looks like

00:05:17.320 Rat Boy Fine.

00:05:18.760 And then Vouch shaved his beard and he's like this lady now. 0.92

00:05:24.220 Yeah.

00:05:24.480 He looks like some sort of Polish cleaning lady.

00:05:26.740 I don't know what he's up to.

00:05:29.240 I don't know what happened.

00:05:29.680 But I was personally insulted.

00:05:30.780 I felt personally insulted by how many people tagged me in this on Twitter.

00:05:33.500 So very disrespectful, but good one.

00:05:35.780 And just so you guys know, Richard Rappoy has had no beard on the show before.

00:05:39.740 Yes.

00:05:40.200 Yes.

00:05:40.380 And he's a normal guy.

00:05:41.300 I'm sure you, if you go back to the, have I?

00:05:43.540 If you go back to the early episodes?

00:05:44.580 Yeah.

00:05:44.760 You've had it short enough to know.

00:05:46.220 You're not going to have like-

00:05:47.280 I'm not that.

00:05:47.660 You have those lips or whatever.

00:05:49.060 Yeah.

00:05:49.580 That's the weirdest part.

00:05:50.520 And also, if no one's ever really seen me without my beard, but Richard Rappoy has,

00:05:55.380 am I going to do one of these?

00:05:56.700 Yes.

00:05:57.360 No.

00:05:57.920 No.

00:05:58.560 No.

00:05:59.040 It's not even close.

00:06:00.160 I actually look way better.

00:06:01.540 And then here's you.

00:06:02.580 If we still did doppelgangers, here's you checking somebody out at the grocery store.

00:06:07.120 That's your part-time job.

00:06:08.040 And then after that, you go wrangle the carts.

00:06:10.860 So there's you as well.

00:06:12.700 And with your hair, this will be you pretty soon.

00:06:14.820 We don't do doppelgangers anymore.

00:06:17.160 Fair.

00:06:17.860 Fair.

00:06:18.500 That was actually bad.

00:06:20.060 Okay.

00:06:20.720 Okay.

00:06:21.340 We both got insulted.

00:06:22.360 We both ate it.

00:06:23.160 Yeah.

00:06:23.780 Oh, yeah.

00:06:24.500 I definitely ate it in those.

00:06:27.600 All right.

00:06:27.940 Let's move on, please.

00:06:28.800 Are you ready?

00:06:29.380 Yes.

00:06:29.900 Okay.

00:06:30.460 DeSantis Trump.

00:06:31.300 Everyone's talking about that still, right?

00:06:32.980 Yes.

00:06:33.640 Okay.

00:06:34.300 Here's something I realized.

00:06:35.820 You know how everyone says, you know, Trump's too much.

00:06:40.420 We need DeSantis because he's more palatable to the moderates, right?

00:06:44.400 Oh, he's going to get more moderate votes.

00:06:46.240 And that makes sense if we're running against Joe Biden.

00:06:49.840 But we're probably not going to be running against Joe Biden.

00:06:52.860 We're probably going to be running against Michelle Obama, right?

00:06:56.420 So, and then it's like Michelle Obama is going to announce right after Derek Chauvin gets let off.

00:07:01.080 Okay.

00:07:01.940 And then what?

00:07:02.620 You think DeSantis is going to win over the moderates?

00:07:05.220 All the moderates are going to vote for Michelle Obama post Derek Chauvin release.

00:07:09.780 That's not even close.

00:07:11.080 So, your whole win the moderates over is not going to matter because, oh, win the moderates against Joe Biden.

00:07:16.340 Do you think Joe Biden is going to run for president?

00:07:18.920 I don't know.

00:07:19.880 I don't know.

00:07:20.100 It's not going to play out like that.

00:07:21.120 It's a long way away.

00:07:21.720 It's going to be true right versus true left, which is why we need Trump, because they're going to swap Joe Biden out with Michelle Obama.

00:07:29.540 That's fair.

00:07:30.040 So, it's not going to be like, oh, who's the most middle of the road, normal, rational person?

00:07:35.640 We can go back to normal.

00:07:36.840 That's not going to happen.

00:07:37.740 They're pretending it's Joe Biden.

00:07:39.420 It's going to be Michelle Obama.

00:07:40.840 Every moderate, whatever, will vote for Michelle Obama.

00:07:43.780 Our only chance is the true right wing voting for Trump.

00:07:47.780 Yeah, for sure.

00:07:48.680 I get that.

00:07:49.260 I do think Trump is making a very, I don't know, I don't want to overemphasize it, but a big mistake on attacking Ron DeSantis on COVID policy.

00:07:58.160 Yeah.

00:07:58.300 So, that's.

00:07:59.360 The way I see it, COVID.

00:08:00.520 It shouldn't be in the playbook, I don't think.

00:08:02.340 You know, you can find other things to attack him on.

00:08:04.380 100%.

00:08:04.820 Bro, COVID.

00:08:05.640 And then, especially all the loyal right wingers, they know how good Florida was during COVID.

00:08:10.620 You know, everybody experienced it.

00:08:12.220 But, you know, Florida shut down, too, for a little bit.

00:08:14.760 My thing with COVID is there were mistakes made by both sides.

00:08:18.080 Of course.

00:08:18.580 Yeah, 100%.

00:08:19.300 So, it's just like, it's not really a thing you can win, where it's like, oh, we shut down less, or we shut down, we didn't shut down first.

00:08:27.240 It's just like, everyone talked about the vaccine, everyone encouraged it, everyone shut down a little bit.

00:08:33.480 COVID was kind of a mess.

00:08:34.840 I don't think you win much on COVID.

00:08:36.480 I think everyone learned their lessons from COVID, and if COVID comes back around again, certain, you know, people know what to do.

00:08:42.580 Yeah.

00:08:43.020 But.

00:08:43.620 I certainly wouldn't be bragging about Operation Warp Speed.

00:08:46.860 Of course not.

00:08:47.520 I certainly wouldn't be.

00:08:48.740 I mean, there's a free tip.

00:08:49.520 You know me, dog.

00:08:49.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:08:50.920 Yeah.

00:08:51.000 I had a dream the other day.

00:08:52.920 And in my dream.

00:08:54.180 It was that scenario I told you about, where Derek Chauvin has his retrial, they let him go.

00:09:00.400 Yep.

00:09:00.720 Michelle Obama says, oh, I'm going to bridge the gap and unite the country, racism, whatever.

00:09:05.780 I'm running for president.

00:09:07.000 Yep.

00:09:07.140 So, everyone's excited and freaks out.

00:09:08.960 But BLM and all Antifa and them are taking it to the streets.

00:09:11.720 This isn't my dream, right?

00:09:12.960 Okay.

00:09:13.300 And then the power grid went down.

00:09:15.520 Oh.

00:09:16.000 In my dream.

00:09:16.760 And it was the purge.

00:09:18.060 Oh.

00:09:18.480 2024, the purge.

00:09:19.680 Ring cameras don't work when the power goes out.

00:09:22.140 And your phones don't work if they're dead or there's an EMP or whatever it is.

00:09:26.200 And it's just purge.

00:09:27.840 Okay.

00:09:28.120 So, I had a dream about exactly that, guys.

00:09:30.840 Yeah.

00:09:31.080 And he's been asking, like, what happens when the power grid goes down?

00:09:33.480 Like, we'll be talking about something.

00:09:34.980 It's like, what happens?

00:09:35.980 He's really preparing for this.

00:09:37.520 Yeah.

00:09:37.720 The Glock doesn't get affected by the power grid.

00:09:40.080 Oh, yeah.

00:09:40.980 Yeah.

00:09:41.360 The AK-47 and the Draco don't get affected by the power grid.

00:09:44.740 Fortunately not.

00:09:45.540 Let's leave it at that.

00:09:46.640 All right.

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00:10:01.100 Okay.

00:10:02.440 We're in housekeeping.

00:10:03.480 It's a very important housekeeping.

00:10:05.020 You saw this week everyone was posting that Dylan Mulvaney clip where he's in the car.

00:10:08.700 Yeah.

00:10:08.940 Talking about how he likes girls or something.

00:10:10.900 He told his parents he likes girls, which we know is not true because we have an insider

00:10:14.340 who was on Bumble matched with him.

00:10:16.800 And he likes guys.

00:10:18.240 And Dylan's like, oh, yeah.

00:10:19.400 Give it to me.

00:10:19.900 But the problem with that is people were posting, like, breaking. 0.96

00:10:22.960 Dylan Mulvaney says he's a lesbian for girls or whatever. 0.80

00:10:26.440 That was pre-face job Dylan. 0.97

00:10:28.960 Yeah.

00:10:29.240 Pre-facial feminization surgery.

00:10:31.600 That video was from, like, over a year ago.

00:10:34.000 I think we covered it on the show over a year ago.

00:10:36.220 Laughing about it.

00:10:37.060 Laughing about it.

00:10:38.060 And now everyone's posting breaking Dylan Mulvaney clips that are, like, clearly exposing them

00:10:43.880 as not fully following Dylan Mulvaney lore.

00:10:46.360 And if there's any Dylan Mulvaney experts out there.

00:10:49.780 You should have checked with us.

00:10:51.300 Yeah.

00:10:51.400 There's, like, you know, we keep up with the lore.

00:10:56.240 Everyone doesn't.

00:10:57.180 And it's very telling.

00:10:58.220 Yeah.

00:10:58.380 So.

00:10:59.440 I like how Dylan Mulvaney, we're seeing Dylan Mulvaney pop up with, like, paparazzi-style

00:11:03.280 pictures, getting the dry cleaning, you know, getting out of the car.

00:11:06.820 Like, as if that's something worth photographing.

00:11:09.680 Dylan Mulvaney did a monkey paw-type deal where he's like, I want to be famous.

00:11:14.220 And it's the worst fame ever.

00:11:15.900 It's the worst fame ever.

00:11:17.120 And it's like, oh, everyone's going to be talking about you.

00:11:19.040 And he's like, yeah, that sounds great.

00:11:20.540 And it's us talking about him.

00:11:21.940 Exactly.

00:11:22.520 And then it's like, dude, Memorial Day just happened.

00:11:25.780 There were pictures of Bud Light all over.

00:11:28.180 Bud's stock is at, like, $53.

00:11:30.560 It's, like, down horrendously.

00:11:32.580 And people are talking about, oh, Modelo.

00:11:34.960 Modelo is now the most sold domestic beer after Bud Light dropped off.

00:11:39.340 Take that, Conservatives.

00:11:40.340 It's owned by Anheuser-Busch.

00:11:41.640 And it's like, if one chart was up here and Modelo was down here and all that happened

00:11:46.860 was Bud Light went down, that's not a dub.

00:11:50.080 That's still an L, guys.

00:11:51.700 And Anheuser-Busch isn't happy.

00:11:52.980 Like, oh, yeah, we're okay.

00:11:53.920 See, we got Modelo.

00:11:55.180 But, like, I mean, unless Bud Light did this and then Modelo did this exactly to where it

00:11:59.920 was and nothing changed, then that would be okay.

00:12:02.520 I don't know the exact numbers, but it's like, I saw the left on Twitter kind of, like, dunking.

00:12:06.580 Oh, they own Modelo, too.

00:12:08.340 Like, it's a good talking point.

00:12:09.300 It's like, yeah, well, if the mountain fell and there's another little hill, nobody cares,

00:12:13.740 right?

00:12:13.960 Yep.

00:12:15.140 Exactly.

00:12:15.780 And we have been, well, I have been, I had Target puts.

00:12:21.580 Target went down.

00:12:22.580 I took profits there.

00:12:23.640 That was great.

00:12:24.420 Bud Light went down.

00:12:25.180 I could have done that.

00:12:26.300 Basically, any company that's going to get boycotted, I'm just going to buy puts.

00:12:29.880 This is not financial advice.

00:12:31.420 I'm certainly not. 1.00

00:12:32.360 I'm a moron. 0.99

00:12:33.520 Certainly not. 0.99

00:12:34.280 But I wish I bet against Bud Light or Bud, Anheuser-Busch.

00:12:37.760 I wish I bet against them more, because that stock has gone to the toilet.

00:12:41.160 All right.

00:12:41.520 Our second twink update.

00:12:43.540 In my hands are the handcuffs that were used to arrest Sam Brinton, a.k.a.

00:12:50.220 the luggage twink, one of the three times he was arrested.

00:12:53.780 We're not going to give it away.

00:12:55.480 We're not going to give away who gave us the cuffs.

00:12:57.780 But one of the cops who arrested Sam Brinton, one of the three times he was apprehended,

00:13:02.880 is a fan of the show and sent us the Sam Brinton luggage twink handcuffs.

00:13:09.200 These were on Sam Brinton's wrists.

00:13:11.800 Game-worn.

00:13:12.820 Game-worn.

00:13:13.920 Sam luggage twink handcuffs.

00:13:16.060 Game-worn.

00:13:17.220 This is like a cultural scalp.

00:13:19.680 Yeah.

00:13:20.080 Oh, yeah.

00:13:20.600 This is like, oh, I got the home run to Barry Bonds hit into the lake or whatever behind the stadium.

00:13:25.200 Exactly.

00:13:26.060 This is the handcuffs that arrested Sam Brinton.

00:13:28.480 Guys.

00:13:30.000 Nobody's getting relics like us.

00:13:31.880 Yeah.

00:13:32.480 Saddam Hussein rookie card.

00:13:35.900 So that's huge for us.

00:13:37.420 Another thing that came in the mail this week.

00:13:39.420 Can you hold this in front so they can't see my face real quick?

00:13:41.960 Sure.

00:13:42.520 Thank you.

00:13:43.480 This came in the mail this week as well. 0.78

00:13:47.540 I'm not gay no more. 0.96

00:13:51.760 So you bought a grill. 0.98

00:13:53.480 I got grill.

00:13:54.200 You got grill.

00:13:55.580 And for some reason, he got grills. 0.97

00:13:57.320 And the first thing he starts saying is, I'm not gay no more.

00:14:00.740 Like, for no reason.

00:14:01.680 I'm not gay no more.

00:14:04.100 Which I don't get.

00:14:05.060 It's that meme.

00:14:05.920 It's that, uh, I am delivered.

00:14:08.020 I know.

00:14:08.640 But, like, why does that apply when you put on a grill?

00:14:10.860 That's just what I want to say.

00:14:12.260 Mm-hmm.

00:14:13.340 What would Riff Raff say? 0.63

00:14:14.720 I'm not gay no more.

00:14:16.720 So what's the game here? 0.86

00:14:18.100 What's the end game with the grill?

00:14:19.720 Got to wear them around.

00:14:20.600 Got the Rottweiler.

00:14:21.460 Got my gun.

00:14:23.200 I got grills.

00:14:24.000 I just got my library card on, gang.

00:14:26.540 Slat, slat. 1.00

00:14:27.320 Shit ain't shit change. 1.00

00:14:29.300 All right. 1.00

00:14:29.580 Take it off.

00:14:30.000 You know how the sun's 100 million miles away, right?

00:14:32.720 Yeah.

00:14:33.360 And it makes the planet hot, right?

00:14:35.120 Yeah.

00:14:35.360 Even though the space between the planet and the sun is cold, right?

00:14:39.620 And the sun travels all the way here, and then little clouds block it out?

00:14:44.920 That don't sound right.

00:14:48.960 That doesn't ring true to you, right?

00:14:51.200 That doesn't ring true to me.

00:14:52.740 Okay.

00:14:53.060 Exactly.

00:14:53.960 All right.

00:14:54.680 Good work.

00:14:55.500 Woo! 0.99

00:14:55.980 Good work.

00:14:56.920 Just cast some doubt on known scientific conclusions.

00:15:00.140 Well, the sun comes all the way here, and it heats up the planet, and it's hot out, and

00:15:06.400 the sun comes all the way, and it goes 100 million miles, and it gets through asteroids

00:15:12.280 and the belt, the Van Heyser belt, and it goes all the way to the earth, and then a little

00:15:19.520 cloud blocks it.

00:15:22.080 Shouldn't it just be going right through the clouds?

00:15:25.420 I don't know, man.

00:15:26.620 I don't know.

00:15:28.020 I just don't sound right.

00:15:29.960 That's fair.

00:15:30.600 Put the grills back on.

00:15:31.880 No.

00:15:32.320 That just don't sound right.

00:15:33.600 I'm not gay no more.

00:15:35.300 I'm not gay no more.

00:15:36.920 That don't sound right.

00:15:39.020 All right.

00:15:39.400 We have to get back to normal.

00:15:40.540 Yes.

00:15:41.160 Okay.

00:15:42.280 New World Record just dropped?

00:15:43.980 Yeah, guys.

00:15:44.840 Our hate affair with the Guinness World of Records is just continuing.

00:15:49.380 For those that don't know, we've been following all these Guinness World Records that are just 0.99

00:15:54.300 stupid, like a person who jumps over the most bottles in 30 seconds, or a person who- 1.00

00:15:59.680 Arbitrary shit. 1.00

00:16:00.580 Stupid, stupid. 1.00

00:16:01.400 So this one is fastest marathon run by a guy in 80 t-shirts. 1.00

00:16:06.080 Wow.

00:16:08.040 Wow.

00:16:08.520 81 t-shirts and finishes Vancouver Marathon and world record attempt.

00:16:14.000 Why?

00:16:14.820 What's the record?

00:16:15.980 You wore all your clothes?

00:16:17.960 What?

00:16:18.480 Where do you even get 80 t-shirts?

00:16:21.000 He goes, I think there's a Guinness record in everyone.

00:16:23.420 And it's like, yeah. 1.00

00:16:24.220 If we keep just making them up with stupid shit. 1.00

00:16:26.860 That really makes me upset. 1.00

00:16:29.280 Yeah.

00:16:29.360 Let's get to something more pleasant.

00:16:31.740 Hibernation clip?

00:16:32.380 You are a hibernation doubter.

00:16:35.660 Look at this.

00:16:37.860 Comes out of the den.

00:16:39.020 He's all raggedy.

00:16:39.900 He's very slow.

00:16:41.260 So you still believe in hibernation?

00:16:43.600 Oh, yeah.

00:16:44.600 Look at that.

00:16:45.900 He looks like an animatronic Chuck E. Cheese thing.

00:16:49.180 He kind of does, but that's because he just hibernated.

00:16:51.720 Look at him shake it off.

00:16:53.480 Yeah.

00:16:53.960 You think that's real?

00:16:55.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:55.820 You're a fucking idiot. 1.00

00:16:57.940 You're the same one as going, oh, the trusted science of the sun, too. 1.00

00:17:03.280 He's probably, Richard Rappaport probably got vaccinated.

00:17:07.720 All right.

00:17:08.360 Let's get serious.

00:17:09.880 Okay.

00:17:10.140 Summer's upon us.

00:17:11.180 Memorial Day just happened, right?

00:17:12.520 Yeah.

00:17:12.940 Summer's upon us.

00:17:14.220 What is our drink of summer?

00:17:16.780 Arnold Palmer's.

00:17:18.120 Arnold Palmer's.

00:17:19.180 Yeah.

00:17:19.420 Very refreshing.

00:17:20.140 I had one the other day, and it sparked something in me.

00:17:23.120 Unsweet iced tea, half.

00:17:25.480 Lemonade, half.

00:17:26.960 Ice, half.

00:17:28.740 Arnold Palmer.

00:17:29.580 Refreshing summer drink.

00:17:31.020 It's based.

00:17:31.560 Arnold Palmer's an American hero.

00:17:33.320 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:34.020 He didn't, you know, do anything stupid or trans any kids or suck any, you know. 1.00

00:17:40.320 He just invented a drink and won some majors. 1.00

00:17:43.080 And he played a bunch of golf.

00:17:44.680 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:44.920 And he doesn't do any twink shit. 0.99

00:17:46.060 Yep. 1.00

00:17:46.220 And he made a drink, so it's like we should support him.

00:17:49.220 Absolutely.

00:17:49.780 Anyone who's normal, we should support.

00:17:51.880 Absolutely.

00:17:52.840 Okay.

00:17:53.360 So Arnold Palmer, drinks of summer.

00:17:55.020 Tag us with your Arnold Palmers, and we'll do the same.

00:17:58.840 Also, really quick, this is just a side note.

00:18:01.460 Throwing stars are now legal in Indiana starting now.

00:18:04.940 Yeah.

00:18:05.340 So it's a throwing star summer as well.

00:18:07.860 Yeah.

00:18:08.400 It lifted its ban on throwing stars this summer.

00:18:10.860 So if you guys are in Indiana, pick up some throwing stars, make an Arnold Palmer, throw

00:18:14.880 the throwing star, drink your Arnold Palmer, tag us, we'll send you a bass mug.

00:18:18.540 Enjoy.

00:18:19.120 All right.

00:18:19.440 We have a really big update.

00:18:21.840 I'm going to start sweating, but I'm just going to let it go.

00:18:24.200 Cool.

00:18:24.800 Because that's just how it goes, you know?

00:18:26.560 Yeah.

00:18:26.720 Turn the AC off to shoot.

00:18:28.020 It's a little hot in here.

00:18:29.160 Yep.

00:18:29.260 Face is going to get greasy.

00:18:30.220 I don't do powder.

00:18:31.780 I don't, you know, cut the shimmer down.

00:18:34.460 Rob Smith, new song.

00:18:36.200 We had a person, a fan of the show, make a Rob Smith song.

00:18:40.240 Really quick, we're going to play the old Rob Smith clip, which is the reference clip

00:18:43.700 right here.

00:18:45.220 Yesterday after tennis, me and my buddy had ceviche.

00:18:48.800 Yesterday after tennis, me and my buddy had ceviche.

00:18:51.960 Rob Smith said that on his story.

00:18:54.560 I received that.

00:18:56.020 I spiraled.

00:18:57.340 Yeah.

00:18:57.860 Went crazy.

00:18:59.560 And now everyone just keeps talking about it.

00:19:02.120 Everyone keeps talking and tweeting about it and commenting about it.

00:19:05.900 The people from Cameo were all talking about it.

00:19:09.880 Everyone's talking about it.

00:19:10.900 Now we have someone who made a song about it.

00:19:13.760 Can we let that rip?

00:19:14.540 Did you hear just the other day Rob Smith had ceviche in the cabana

00:19:22.560 after tennis with his friend?

00:19:25.200 Now everybody's talking about the time they had ceviche in the cabana after tennis with his friends.

00:19:45.220 Now everybody's talking about the time they had ceviche in the cabana after tennis with his friends.

00:19:50.840 And God, I hope it never ends.

00:19:54.220 All right.

00:19:55.400 We can pause it there.

00:19:56.420 Yeah.

00:19:56.940 And we're going to play the rest of the song at the end of the episode.

00:19:59.520 We'll play the whole thing.

00:20:00.420 It gets really good.

00:20:01.520 And it has like a chorus and a hook and a, what's it called when you level it up?

00:20:06.200 Yeah.

00:20:06.620 I don't know.

00:20:07.300 Crescendo.

00:20:07.840 I don't know all the words.

00:20:08.660 It's a full song and it's so good.

00:20:11.000 It's like a Jimmy Buffett banger.

00:20:11.720 It's like a Jimmy Buffett Rob Smith banger.

00:20:13.960 It's incredible.

00:20:15.120 It's a Jimmy Buffett Rob Smith banger.

00:20:16.980 It's from our boy Kevin Tizek, a.k.a.

00:20:19.120 Tiz the Wiz, a.k.a.

00:20:20.680 Paranoid Genius.

00:20:22.160 Okay.

00:20:22.640 His stuff is on Reverb Nation and it's linked in the description.

00:20:26.220 So go check out.

00:20:26.960 He has other music.

00:20:28.300 He's a huge fan of the show.

00:20:29.760 He clearly gets the jokes of the show.

00:20:31.820 Yeah.

00:20:32.260 He's very much a Fleckus listener.

00:20:35.260 So go support him.

00:20:36.940 Check out his other music and then wait till the end of this episode to hear the full song.

00:20:41.320 I promise you it's worth it.

00:20:43.040 I've been singing it all week.

00:20:45.120 All right.

00:20:45.820 We are into our final piece of housekeeping.

00:20:49.260 This is an important new segment that we're going to start maybe just for the summer.

00:20:53.000 We'll do it every week.

00:20:54.240 We're basically it's a worst case scenario situation.

00:20:57.520 Like, you know, some things happen in life that are just so horrible and you don't really

00:21:02.120 know what to do.

00:21:03.180 It's like knowing CPR, like the tips we're going to give is going to be like knowing CPR.

00:21:07.220 So our first one this week is the spider in the ear.

00:21:10.880 And really quick, pause it, please, before we start.

00:21:14.880 This is a person who has a spider in their ear and it's obviously not pleasant to look

00:21:19.880 at, but it's important to be prepared and know how to deal with this stuff.

00:21:23.260 And some people might be like, oh, that's so gross.

00:21:25.600 Why are you showing me that?

00:21:27.760 Have fun when the spider gets in.

00:21:29.820 Yeah.

00:21:30.180 Good luck to you.

00:21:31.200 And you're going to go, oh, man, there's a spider in my ear.

00:21:33.420 I need to go to 14 minutes and 40 seconds of the Fleckis episode to figure out what to

00:21:37.260 do.

00:21:37.560 You're toast.

00:21:37.820 Episode 84 where they started doing the tips.

00:21:40.040 You're toast.

00:21:40.860 Yeah.

00:21:41.360 This isn't pleasant for us either, but we should know this thing.

00:21:44.460 And then when something like this happens, you can be prepared.

00:21:47.920 So here's how you get the spider out of your ear.

00:21:50.400 Hydrogen peroxide, right?

00:21:51.500 Hydrogen peroxide.

00:21:53.400 Just a little bit.

00:21:54.660 Why do you think it's going to bubble?

00:21:55.980 Because it bubbles when you put it on blood.

00:21:58.080 No, it bubbles when you put it on your ears.

00:21:59.420 It's going to bubble your brain.

00:22:00.400 It does?

00:22:01.140 Yep.

00:22:01.320 Because it goes straight to your brain. 1.00

00:22:03.280 Ah, shit, that's cold. 1.00

00:22:05.040 No. 1.00

00:22:05.560 See?

00:22:06.960 Yeah.

00:22:07.740 It came out.

00:22:08.340 I told you.

00:22:08.840 What came out? 1.00

00:22:09.480 It's a fucking spider. 1.00

00:22:11.100 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:22:13.040 It's a spider? 1.00

00:22:14.100 Oh, my God.

00:22:15.720 Isn't that disgusting? 0.52

00:22:17.720 But now we all know.

00:22:18.920 If you get a bug in your ear, hydrogen peroxide.

00:22:21.240 You don't need to Google anything.

00:22:22.280 You go straight to under the sink.

00:22:23.600 Yep.

00:22:24.160 And we'll do other tips, too.

00:22:26.700 So it's like, what to do if a pit bull locks his jaw on your kid?

00:22:32.020 We know what to do.

00:22:33.080 Yeah.

00:22:33.380 Well, what happens if you're pumping gas at the gas station in the pump that goes on fire?

00:22:37.400 Do you know what to do?

00:22:38.560 Not yet.

00:22:39.340 Next week.

00:22:40.060 Tune in next week.

00:22:40.760 Hopefully that doesn't happen to you in between now and then.

00:22:42.500 Avoid the gas station between now and then.

00:22:45.260 Yeah.

00:22:45.600 All right.

00:22:45.860 We're moving on to cringe of the week.

00:22:47.920 But before we do, guys, we need to tell you about Bonusland.

00:22:51.660 If you like the show and want to experience an extra 30 minutes that comes out right after

00:22:56.300 the show is done, go over to Fleckistalks.com.

00:22:59.740 We have partnered with Pulse Plus, and we are doing a ton of bonus content.

00:23:03.520 This week in Bonusland, we are going to be talking about Mizzy, that kid.

00:23:09.560 Fake apology tour.

00:23:10.500 Yeah, the UK TikTok prankster.

00:23:12.920 The UK TikTok prankster who was doing really bad tricks, and he got kind of in trouble,

00:23:18.080 and now he's doing an apology tour.

00:23:20.020 We're going to talk about that.

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00:23:25.100 A guy jumped off a cruise ship as a joke and then just disappeared into the ocean.

00:23:30.360 Gone.

00:23:31.000 So we'll talk about that.

00:23:32.500 We also are planning a new Justin Awad Man on the Street video, so we'll go over the

00:23:37.160 topics and ideas for that.

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00:24:00.620 It goes a long way.

00:24:02.040 And let's get into Cringe of the Week.

00:24:03.040 Yeah, and we're releasing that right after, immediately after the podcast airs, so you

00:24:07.040 can just kind of go and continue watching.

00:24:08.760 Exactly.

00:24:09.320 Once this podcast ends, the 30-minute bonus land drops, and you can continue your Friday

00:24:15.540 Fleckist watching.

00:24:17.280 All right.

00:24:17.600 Let's get into Cringe of the Week, non-trans. 1.00

00:24:22.920 The bike blowout.

00:24:24.380 Let's just start there.

00:24:25.200 This is pure physical cringe.

00:24:29.780 You got it.

00:24:32.520 Oh, man.

00:24:34.980 We shouldn't be laughing when someone's in so much pain like that.

00:24:38.760 Okay.

00:24:39.520 I still will.

00:24:40.460 I don't care.

00:24:41.460 You know?

00:24:42.480 It's again, it's the viral paradox, right?

00:24:45.740 It's if he landed it, only 124 people would have seen this. 0.99

00:24:50.200 But because he ate shit, millions now do. 1.00

00:24:52.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:24:53.080 So it's the paradox.

00:24:54.800 I'm from the future.

00:24:55.960 This video is going to go viral.

00:24:58.040 He's like, really? 0.99

00:24:59.060 I must fucking land it. 0.99

00:25:00.420 I must land it sick. 1.00

00:25:01.520 It's like, no, you shattered your tailbone, and you scream in agony.

00:25:04.480 You're never going to ride your bike again.

00:25:06.980 Yeah.

00:25:07.220 Well, now that the dopamine's flowing, is that dopamine?

00:25:09.940 I don't know.

00:25:10.620 Now that our brain chemicals are flowing.

00:25:13.420 The vegan oyster clip?

00:25:15.480 Yep.

00:25:15.840 They want to be us so bad. 1.00

00:25:17.540 Look at these idiots. 1.00

00:25:18.920 Would you try these vegan oysters? 1.00

00:25:21.080 No.

00:25:21.360 Perlita Foods has made these using marinated mushrooms and sterilized upcycled shells from

00:25:25.820 restaurants.

00:25:26.400 So would you try them?

00:25:27.580 Let me know in the comments.

00:25:28.980 So I guess eating a slug is too mean.

00:25:32.720 I mean, it's like if you're eating mushrooms, just eat the mushrooms.

00:25:36.220 They want to be us so bad.

00:25:37.480 That's the problem.

00:25:38.300 They want to.

00:25:38.580 Something deep down inside of them wants to emulate the carnivore way.

00:25:44.120 And it's like you're blatantly trying to trick your brain.

00:25:47.080 You know, I'm eating oysters, and it's like you served them in oyster shells, so there's

00:25:51.060 dead oysters somewhere.

00:25:52.320 So an oyster died, but it's upcycled, so it's cool.

00:25:54.920 Yeah.

00:25:55.280 And it's weird because God gave us all this stuff, right, on Earth, and the Earth is

00:25:59.300 perfect where all these animals and plants give us nutrients.

00:26:03.000 Yeah.

00:26:03.580 And I don't want to say this is satanic, because that's a stretch.

00:26:06.980 I want to be careful.

00:26:08.000 Yeah, they're just vegan.

00:26:08.720 They're just misguided.

00:26:09.740 It's not.

00:26:09.900 But you're kind of like, it's kind of like playing God a little bit. 0.99

00:26:14.940 Yeah, especially when you get to the lab-grown meat type shit. 0.99

00:26:17.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:18.580 This is not what God had in mind.

00:26:20.760 Yeah, I don't think so.

00:26:21.880 Definitely not.

00:26:22.840 So there's a reason you need to trick your brain into thinking it's something different.

00:26:26.660 Exactly.

00:26:27.220 All right, let's move on.

00:26:28.220 Mount Everest isn't even hard to climb anymore.

00:26:31.220 Yeah, it's just commercial.

00:26:32.780 And this has kind of been a problem since the 90s even, too.

00:26:35.660 Yeah.

00:26:36.140 People like to show the picture of them at the top of Mount Everest after paying 30 grand

00:26:41.780 in licenses, fees, and a Sherpa.

00:26:44.800 And then they take the pick. 1.00

00:26:46.700 But they don't show you the shit that's on the ground. 0.99

00:26:49.940 What do you want to show, Basecamp or? 1.00

00:26:51.740 Right here behind us, you see the line to the top.

00:26:54.940 Yeah.

00:26:55.260 So it's not even hard.

00:26:56.420 They just line these guys up, and they go, all right, touch the top.

00:26:59.520 Next one.

00:27:00.140 Next one.

00:27:00.460 We set the ropes.

00:27:01.260 Next one up.

00:27:02.160 You got five minutes.

00:27:03.000 They just go, and then you get to the top.

00:27:05.280 And then there's all this trash left at the Basecamp near the top.

00:27:08.700 Yeah.

00:27:09.040 See all this back here?

00:27:09.940 This is all the trash.

00:27:10.920 Yeah.

00:27:11.240 Near the tents.

00:27:11.800 So it's like climbing Mount Everest, another institution lost.

00:27:16.580 Yeah.

00:27:17.000 And it's not, I don't want to call it lost because it's still a thing, but it's like,

00:27:21.080 it's so commercialized.

00:27:22.560 And then these days here, like there are different group leaders, right?

00:27:27.020 And then it's like, if you get a good weather day, then everybody goes up on that good weather

00:27:31.120 day.

00:27:31.340 Like everyone's reading the same, like, oh, clouds clear, blah, blah, blah.

00:27:34.100 There's a nice 10 hour window.

00:27:35.620 And then, so every group makes the summit at that point, you know, Sherpas have set up

00:27:40.960 everything like the ropes, the ladders, the, like everything you need to hook into and be

00:27:46.460 safe.

00:27:46.900 Yeah.

00:27:47.460 It's just some Nepalese guy who has a certain like blood thing where his blood just contains 0.99

00:27:55.400 more oxygen than yours.

00:27:56.540 And he can deal with those elevations.

00:27:58.340 So it's, it's kind of a weird thing.

00:28:00.540 And then white people obviously are mainly the ones doing it. 0.50

00:28:03.560 Yeah.

00:28:03.940 It's not even impressive anymore.

00:28:05.200 Yeah.

00:28:05.780 So that's done.

00:28:07.300 That being said, I could not do it probably.

00:28:09.380 Yeah, you can.

00:28:10.080 All those other guys did it.

00:28:11.160 Yeah, you're right.

00:28:11.860 You just fly a helicopter up there and get off at the top and go, bing.

00:28:15.020 No, you can't.

00:28:15.900 You can't.

00:28:16.660 All right.

00:28:16.980 It was too thin.

00:28:18.080 Yeah.

00:28:19.300 Science guy.

00:28:20.240 I like Everest.

00:28:21.000 I read the, uh, that book about the 1996, I think disaster that you, we watched the movie too.

00:28:28.040 So yeah.

00:28:28.860 Um, but yeah, anyway, yeah, it's bad.

00:28:31.640 It's commercial.

00:28:32.480 It's not what it used to be.

00:28:33.440 It doesn't have that dog in them anymore.

00:28:35.380 So, uh, if you, any of you guys are thinking about an Everest thing, skip it, spend your

00:28:40.180 money on something else.

00:28:41.040 When I first moved to LA, I did something called the green screen show where I like green screen

00:28:45.240 myself into movies and like dramatic movie moments.

00:28:47.960 Um, and there was one from Everest where it was like, we're going into the kill zone.

00:28:52.780 Like, will you get up here?

00:28:54.460 Like your body is literally dying.

00:28:56.900 And I mean, literally dying.

00:28:58.640 And then I green screened myself into the room of the people who are going to be climbers.

00:29:01.700 And I'm like, why are we doing this?

00:29:04.700 Yeah.

00:29:05.840 That was a fun bit.

00:29:07.600 Yeah.

00:29:07.840 Yeah.

00:29:08.520 Um, all right, let's move on.

00:29:09.680 The guy who's too anxious to get a job.

00:29:12.120 This might be my favorite.

00:29:14.460 Hi, I'm part of the 85% of autistic adults who are unemployed.

00:29:18.080 People will go like, well, strapping lad like you, you know, you should be at work.

00:29:22.380 You should be work putting in that hard labor.

00:29:24.440 I'm like, what, what a waste of potential. 1.00

00:29:27.720 And to that, I say, fuck you. 1.00

00:29:31.060 Uh, you clearly don't understand. 1.00

00:29:32.500 I, it feels like a full-time job just to stay somewhat okay. 0.97

00:29:37.280 Like just to keep my levels somewhat normal feels like fucking hard labor every day. 0.92

00:29:43.020 Um, and that's not exaggerating. 0.88

00:29:45.020 I just had a conversation with my mom's friend about traveling and just the conversation alone sent me into an anxiety spiral that I had to pull myself out of in the bathroom.

00:29:54.240 And in moments like those, it's really hard to love yourself.

00:29:58.060 It's really hard to be like, okay, you know, I may not be good at adapting and everything might have to go right for me to feel somewhat okay.

00:30:06.940 I'm done listening to that.

00:30:08.560 Yeah.

00:30:08.680 So it's like, he's too good to work a normal job.

00:30:11.200 Yeah.

00:30:11.520 He needs to like have this autistic identity instead, which is this excuse for not working, but you can't just work in a factory and just do the same thing every day. 0.91

00:30:20.360 He's too good for that.

00:30:21.180 Yeah.

00:30:21.520 Still got 40 hours of tattoo work done.

00:30:23.760 Yeah.

00:30:24.180 That was okay.

00:30:25.480 I shaved my head.

00:30:26.420 I keep that clean, but trust me, what's going on inside my brain.

00:30:29.820 I really, really, really can't work.

00:30:32.180 Yeah.

00:30:32.340 You don't know what's going on in here.

00:30:33.960 I had to talk to my mom's friend about going on vacation. 1.00

00:30:37.140 I almost lost my shit. 1.00

00:30:39.400 Trust me. 1.00

00:30:40.400 You do not want to know what's going on in my brain.

00:30:42.480 And yes, trust me.

00:30:43.660 I cannot work. 0.99

00:30:44.400 It's just like so pathetic. 0.99

00:30:45.960 Yeah. 0.98

00:30:46.200 And this is why they made the, uh, the JAB, the Maxine. 1.00

00:30:50.040 So it's like for useful idiots like this or useless idiots or whatever they call them like this. 1.00

00:30:54.700 So then eventually there's useful and then there's useless idiots. 1.00

00:30:58.080 Yeah. 1.00

00:30:58.460 This guy's in that. 1.00

00:30:59.140 This guy's like a useless idiot. 1.00

00:31:00.480 He'll get replaced by AI. 1.00

00:31:01.880 He takes the JAB.

00:31:02.960 And then in a few years or months from now, it'll kill him along with everyone else.

00:31:07.260 Yeah. 0.63

00:31:07.640 And then that's what it was made for to get rid of these people.

00:31:09.980 You know, it's great for autism doing the same task a thousand times in a day.

00:31:14.360 Yeah.

00:31:14.620 Wouldn't you like that?

00:31:15.440 Jump on the factory line, buddy.

00:31:16.860 Bend the spoon.

00:31:17.820 Yeah.

00:31:18.440 Polish it. 0.99

00:31:19.220 And then.

00:31:19.340 Oh, I add the bolts to the C3 nut.

00:31:23.140 Yeah.

00:31:23.580 And then I do it 10 million times a day.

00:31:25.880 And that's my job.

00:31:26.640 Yeah.

00:31:26.800 I will be replaced by a robot once the company can afford one.

00:31:29.460 But until then, I'm productive.

00:31:31.440 But yeah.

00:31:31.680 Exactly.

00:31:32.400 Obviously, uh, talking to your mom's friend about vacation was a debilitating social issue.

00:31:36.500 You don't know what's going on in here.

00:31:39.740 It's not easy.

00:31:41.220 Hey.

00:31:41.660 And you know, take a moment to be grateful that you're not like this.

00:31:45.000 Yeah.

00:31:45.220 You're not like this.

00:31:46.160 The audience isn't like this.

00:31:47.440 You know, this would suck to constantly have to explain why you really, really, really can't

00:31:52.180 have a job.

00:31:52.520 It's like a victim thing.

00:31:53.620 Like, oh, I have to, I'm different from everyone.

00:31:56.640 That's why you see all the tattoos.

00:31:58.380 Yeah.

00:31:58.580 And I can't do a normal job.

00:32:00.680 I can't work at Duncan.

00:32:02.740 Um, all right.

00:32:03.480 Girl with the boyfriend says hall pass stuff.

00:32:06.320 Yeah.

00:32:07.580 This is why you don't do street interviews, guys.

00:32:09.640 If he gave you a guilt-free pass to sleep with anybody in the world, would you use it?

00:32:13.880 Yeah.

00:32:14.240 On who?

00:32:15.360 On who?

00:32:20.780 Zach Efron.

00:32:22.320 Josh Bowman.

00:32:24.880 Some celebrity.

00:32:26.400 Hot celebrity.

00:32:29.100 You turned that down?

00:32:30.320 Mm-mm.

00:32:31.200 Couldn't do it.

00:32:31.880 All right.

00:32:33.280 What if it was all the way around?

00:32:37.420 I know what I'm worth.

00:32:38.540 One night with one celebrity doesn't change who I am.

00:32:41.240 So you wouldn't use it?

00:32:43.620 Even if I gave it to you?

00:32:45.020 No.

00:32:45.940 Because it's, it sounds like a trap.

00:32:50.600 If, if, if your significant other is willing to give you a one night and a one night stand

00:32:54.840 with anybody in the world, it sounds like a trap for your loyalty.

00:32:59.200 Yeah.

00:32:59.800 That guy gets it.

00:33:01.000 Yeah.

00:33:01.300 He understands what's in front of him right now. 1.00

00:33:02.580 Fuck that. 1.00

00:33:03.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:03.800 And this is why, like, girls, it's important to be, like, have integrity with the power.

00:33:08.100 Because girls do have power for their looks if they're a good-looking person. 1.00

00:33:11.080 Like, that girl says, like, she's a good-looking girl. 0.94

00:33:14.340 And if she says, oh, my hall pass is, you know, Gronkowski, it's like, you could probably

00:33:19.160 DM Gronkowski and make that work.

00:33:21.820 He might hit you up.

00:33:23.340 He might go, oh, okay.

00:33:24.560 I'm in Tampa.

00:33:25.460 Oh, let's meet up.

00:33:26.420 And they're like, she can probably, yeah.

00:33:28.120 She could probably make that work. 0.71

00:33:29.440 And then the guy would go, oh, my hall pass is Margot Robbie.

00:33:32.120 And it's like.

00:33:33.220 I make 100K and I'm an insurance underwriter in Kansas.

00:33:37.580 Like, you'll never get a response.

00:33:39.120 It's completely impossible.

00:33:41.200 But it's like, she can actually make it happen with Gronk.

00:33:44.240 That's why it's nice when a woman has integrity, because they wouldn't do something like that. 1.00

00:33:48.360 And then when they become 45 years old and have less male attention, their husband and

00:33:53.300 significant other can get them back in a good way for like, oh, yeah, you had my back and

00:33:58.120 didn't go bang everybody you could when we were together.

00:34:00.680 Now you're 45 and less attractive and have less male attention.

00:34:03.760 I'm still here for you.

00:34:04.700 Yeah.

00:34:04.800 You birthed a couple of my kids and we're riding.

00:34:07.800 It's a deal.

00:34:08.440 Riding this out.

00:34:09.560 Yeah.

00:34:09.760 So my main thing about this video, and I know we've done these kind of videos before,

00:34:13.580 but the fact that this girl, you know, say Zac Efron comes along and she's dating this

00:34:21.000 guy and she's only been dating him for a year and Zac Efron really does it, you know, she

00:34:25.700 can go do it and go cheat, you know?

00:34:28.060 And obviously I'm not like recommending that or anything, but like, she's not even smart

00:34:33.300 enough to just lie to make everyone feel good.

00:34:37.020 Exactly.

00:34:37.420 So she's like, oh, you could still go do the Zac Efron thing.

00:34:41.480 And I let that be your shameful secret.

00:34:43.420 Exactly.

00:34:44.240 But she does.

00:34:44.840 She just goes, yeah.

00:34:45.600 Oh, yeah.

00:34:46.200 And whatever Bowman.

00:34:47.520 She rattles off two guys.

00:34:48.820 And it's like, oh, you didn't pass the test.

00:34:51.640 You didn't.

00:34:52.120 The answers were basically at the bottom of the sheet.

00:34:54.660 And like you're doing a TikTok video in front of your boyfriend that's going to go viral

00:34:59.360 and you're humiliating your boyfriend. 0.58

00:35:01.420 And you couldn't pass the test.

00:35:02.800 You didn't even think that it was a test.

00:35:04.580 All you have to do is go, oh, no, no, I wouldn't cheat with anybody.

00:35:07.040 What I have with my boyfriend is so special and I wouldn't want to jeopardize that.

00:35:10.260 I'm loyal to a fault.

00:35:12.120 Oh, OK, great.

00:35:12.900 That can go viral in a good way, too.

00:35:14.580 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:15.360 And then it's like, and then Zac Efron DMs you and who knows what you'll do.

00:35:18.420 Yeah.

00:35:18.920 But you don't even.

00:35:20.240 And you can cross that bridge when it gets there, right?

00:35:21.440 The Zac Efron bridge.

00:35:22.540 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:23.620 But you don't even think smart enough to like have that, you know, 30,000 foot point of

00:35:31.640 view where it's like, well, I'll just look good and get the W and everyone's happy and

00:35:35.700 I make my boyfriend look good and I look good.

00:35:38.420 It's like you don't even care about looking good. 1.00

00:35:40.780 You just want to be like a stupid slut. 1.00

00:35:43.700 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:44.220 Stupid. 1.00

00:35:45.020 Not good. 1.00

00:35:45.900 All right, let's move on.

00:35:46.860 Not good situational awareness.

00:35:48.640 That's all.

00:35:49.040 Horrible.

00:35:49.360 And then that guy should just, that's it.

00:35:52.140 He's been thinking about it already.

00:35:53.620 You can see his face.

00:35:54.380 He's already defeated.

00:35:55.580 He's probably been dating her for a little bit and maybe he's, you know, committed, but

00:35:58.980 he's done.

00:36:00.020 He's got to be done.

00:36:01.040 All right, Chick-fil-A.

00:36:03.160 What do we have?

00:36:04.600 Well, Chick-fil-A, I think this has been up for a while, but it recently got rediscovered

00:36:10.880 or publicized.

00:36:11.740 Well, this office is new, I think.

00:36:14.000 The diversity inclusion equity office.

00:36:16.480 Yeah, DEI office, better at together.

00:36:18.300 We are better together.

00:36:19.640 One of the core values of Chick-fil-A means when we combine our unique backgrounds and

00:36:22.640 experiences with a culture of belonging, we can strengthen the quality of care we deliver.

00:36:26.480 They never explain how.

00:36:28.220 Yeah.

00:36:28.520 So that's the little LGBT, you know? 1.00

00:36:31.540 Yeah.

00:36:31.860 And then there's that clip of the guy, the CEO of Chick-fil-A, I think.

00:36:35.880 And this was old, right?

00:36:37.100 Or a little bit old?

00:36:38.060 Well, yeah, this was old, but I'm from the future.

00:36:39.860 So when I saw it the first time two years ago, it was old then too.

00:36:43.340 Okay.

00:36:43.780 Smart. 0.99

00:36:44.080 And the CEO basically says, like, white people need to, like, polish the shoes of black people. 0.99

00:36:50.460 What are you talking? 1.00

00:36:51.340 Are you guys crazy? 0.99

00:36:53.560 We are ready to cancel every company. 0.98

00:36:58.960 We're a hammer and everything's looking like a nail.

00:37:02.760 Bud Light, Chick-fil-A now on the chopping board, Target.

00:37:06.860 We don't care.

00:37:07.820 Yeah.

00:37:08.040 If you're even close, we'll cancel it.

00:37:09.700 We're buying puts.

00:37:10.900 Yeah.

00:37:11.120 We'll never shop there again, even if it's close. 0.99

00:37:13.480 And it's like, you guys are doing this stupid stuff and you're literally Chick-fil-A closed on Sunday, Chick-fil-A. 0.99

00:37:18.760 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:19.280 What are you thinking?

00:37:20.740 Yeah.

00:37:21.100 It's really bad.

00:37:22.480 And like you said, we're a hammer right now and everything's looking like a nail.

00:37:26.200 And we're, yeah.

00:37:26.720 I'm looking for a slight.

00:37:28.140 And people try to use that phrase like it's a bad thing.

00:37:30.980 Well, when you're a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

00:37:33.160 I am a hammer and it all could be a nail.

00:37:36.300 I'll put holes in the wall.

00:37:37.580 Yeah.

00:37:37.860 Look at me wrong.

00:37:39.080 Yeah.

00:37:39.380 It'll be over. 0.99

00:37:40.080 And yeah, that's part of the thing that these companies are now dealing with is like successful boycotts have gotten people digging up old shit. 0.99

00:37:47.740 Yeah. 0.99

00:37:48.100 Ford Raptor commercial, the gay Raptor. 0.93

00:37:50.200 That was like from a year and a half ago in Germany.

00:37:52.440 And they're like, please, please, please, please, please, please, please don't bring it up.

00:37:55.460 Yeah.

00:37:55.980 So.

00:37:56.420 We don't care.

00:37:57.020 We're finding it.

00:37:57.800 And it's like, it's, you know, in and out.

00:38:01.180 Same thing or no?

00:38:02.480 No.

00:38:02.720 In and out's good.

00:38:03.380 In and out's good.

00:38:04.020 They have Bible verses on the bottom of their cups.

00:38:05.300 But it's close, I bet.

00:38:07.140 Chick-fil-A.

00:38:08.360 In and out.

00:38:09.400 It seems like they're trying to sneak something past us.

00:38:12.920 Okay.

00:38:13.780 All right.

00:38:14.120 That cadence, it's like Chick-fil-A.

00:38:16.460 And it's like.

00:38:16.720 In and out.

00:38:17.960 In and out.

00:38:18.840 McDonald's.

00:38:19.180 Chick-fil-A.

00:38:20.180 It's just, they're trying to sneak something past us.

00:38:22.120 And we caught them.

00:38:22.880 In and out.

00:38:23.640 You're on thin ice.

00:38:24.620 Even though you didn't do anything.

00:38:26.220 Yeah.

00:38:26.560 But you're on thin ice by association with Chick-fil-A.

00:38:29.900 In and out.

00:38:30.720 It's close enough.

00:38:31.880 You need to start doing anti-LGBT stuff. 1.00

00:38:35.140 Yep.

00:38:35.360 All right.

00:38:37.440 Let's move on.

00:38:38.400 You want to move on?

00:38:39.420 Yeah, sure.

00:38:39.920 I'm good.

00:38:40.200 We're good to go, right?

00:38:40.940 I'm good there, yeah.

00:38:41.740 We're good on time, too.

00:38:43.120 This is a very well-paced episode, Fleck.

00:38:44.780 It's nice work.

00:38:45.420 Great.

00:38:45.740 Good job.

00:38:47.220 You guys should have seen the ad read.

00:38:49.160 Oh, the ad read was so bad this week.

00:38:51.020 I almost lost it.

00:38:52.460 There was one point where I got 80% of it done.

00:38:54.920 And I just kept stopping, not getting it correctly.

00:38:57.500 And then I just cut it and started the whole thing over.

00:39:00.400 But man, what a time to be Public Square.

00:39:03.040 Yeah, great time to be Public Square.

00:39:04.340 During all these boycotts and people looking for alternatives on everything, it's a very

00:39:08.160 good time to be the one app that aggregates and keeps track of all conservative businesses.

00:39:13.700 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:14.860 So Public Square is doing a great thing.

00:39:16.980 All right, let's get going.

00:39:18.380 The racist texts.

00:39:20.000 Do you want to explain this and then show the video?

00:39:22.220 Yeah.

00:39:22.600 So this woman was sitting next to a white guy on a plane, and she confronts him after

00:39:27.020 sending a racist text message.

00:39:28.900 So she was sitting next to him. 0.98

00:39:30.100 She was a big black woman. 1.00

00:39:32.160 She saw the white guy next to her was texting about her.

00:39:35.180 Yes.

00:39:35.620 And then she called him out.

00:39:36.840 Do you want to read the text first?

00:39:38.260 Let's actually show the video first.

00:39:39.980 Okay, this is her, and then we'll show you the text afterwards.

00:39:43.380 You know what?

00:39:44.020 I wasn't going to say anything.

00:39:45.820 I wasn't going to say anything.

00:39:47.240 But I decided I want you to feel as uncomfortable as I do. 0.99

00:39:50.500 And I want you to know that I saw your text messages, and I think you're disgusting. 1.00

00:39:54.140 What text messages? 0.95

00:39:55.400 You know exactly what I'm talking about.

00:39:56.760 I'm not going to repeat it, because everybody doesn't need to know, but I want you to know 0.99

00:40:00.000 that I know, I saw you, and I think that you're disgusting. 1.00

00:40:04.320 You don't have anything to say to that, right? 0.98

00:40:05.920 No.

00:40:06.460 Yeah.

00:40:06.900 I didn't think so.

00:40:08.660 And speaking of, yeah, you should.

00:40:11.580 And speaking of airlines weeding people out, maybe if they raise prices, you know, maybe

00:40:16.480 you wouldn't be able to afford to sit with your family. 0.95

00:40:18.520 That way they don't have to sit next to black people. 1.00

00:40:20.360 All right. 0.98

00:40:20.720 Okay?

00:40:21.440 Okay.

00:40:22.100 Yeah.

00:40:23.960 Oh.

00:40:24.680 So she caught him texting, and then here's the text that he sent.

00:40:28.560 Yeah.

00:40:28.860 So he sent, I think his mom.

00:40:32.320 He said, we are still in the gangway.

00:40:34.080 Hopefully the airlines will continue to raise prices and weed out these people. 0.98

00:40:37.980 Ryan is sitting next to a huge black woman. 0.98

00:40:41.080 Hmm. 0.99

00:40:42.400 So huge black woman is the thing that, I guess, made her upset. 1.00

00:40:46.640 Yeah. 0.99

00:40:46.900 Raise prices, weed out these people is also a trigger for her.

00:40:50.560 Yeah.

00:40:50.880 Which is why everyone needs for their inner group, their inner circle, their tight group

00:40:56.440 of friends, everyone needs code words for every group of people.

00:41:01.440 You need a code word for Asian people, code word for black people, code word for everybody.

00:41:06.200 Yep.

00:41:06.740 Middle Eastern.

00:41:07.500 You need everything.

00:41:08.160 You need a code word.

00:41:09.180 Yeah.

00:41:09.260 And then that way you can talk freely without people reading your text messages.

00:41:13.060 Exactly.

00:41:13.580 Imagine this guy goes, you're reading my text?

00:41:15.640 He freaks out and turns it on her.

00:41:18.420 But yeah, no, it's so weird.

00:41:20.720 And this is some big stand where you're doing the, I'm shaking, filming myself in the big

00:41:25.820 confrontation.

00:41:26.320 It's like, who cares?

00:41:28.220 Who cares what some guy thinks?

00:41:29.400 You never used a white guy descriptor? 0.64

00:41:31.180 Oh, these white boys in here, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:41:33.780 Yeah. 0.63

00:41:34.180 It's like, let's everybody calm down.

00:41:35.860 Uh, we know there's a hierarchy of who you want to sit next to on a plane. 1.00

00:41:39.640 There are levels to this shit. 1.00

00:41:41.660 Exactly. 1.00

00:41:42.020 So it's like, if you're next to a huge black lady, okay. 1.00

00:41:45.480 And it's like, would you rather be next to a huge black lady or a little Asian lady? 0.99

00:41:48.940 A little Asian lady. 1.00

00:41:50.040 Would you rather be next to a huge black lady or a guy fatter than me? 1.00

00:41:54.760 A huge black lady. 1.00

00:41:55.780 Yeah. 1.00

00:41:55.980 Would you rather be next to a huge black lady or a crying baby? 1.00

00:41:59.960 Huge black lady. 1.00

00:42:01.060 So it goes both ways. 1.00

00:42:02.500 There's levels to this shit. 1.00

00:42:03.740 Exactly. 1.00

00:42:04.820 It's not a huge deal.

00:42:06.100 It's like calling someone black is, is like, why is that a pejorative?

00:42:10.740 Is that the right word?

00:42:11.360 Yeah.

00:42:11.560 It's a descriptor.

00:42:12.440 It's not a, it's not a pejorative.

00:42:14.100 You're painting a picture. 0.85

00:42:15.040 I'm next to this huge black lady. 1.00

00:42:16.080 And what does she look like? 0.94

00:42:16.640 Probably has big hair and she's going to make the noxious videos about you. 1.00

00:42:20.480 Imagine a plane like, uh, Southwest, how Southwest boards their flights.

00:42:24.720 Uh, everybody just kind of gets a, it's pick your own seat.

00:42:27.460 It's a free for all.

00:42:28.060 And then imagine like some big black person being like, why don't you sit next to me? 0.99

00:42:32.600 Like accusing people all the way down the row. 0.71

00:42:35.220 It's like, yeah, they're the small Asian lady wins every time guys. 1.00

00:42:39.160 Yeah.

00:42:39.700 Every time she doesn't even use the armrests.

00:42:41.980 She's sitting like this in the middle. 0.99

00:42:43.960 So, um, yeah, act like there's levels to this shit. 0.99

00:42:47.020 And like, unless he was going N word, N word, N word, to film yourself confronting someone 0.99

00:42:51.260 is so corny.

00:42:52.400 Yeah.

00:42:52.800 But, uh, of course this was a big hit with leftist, uh, tick tock.

00:42:56.140 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:56.880 Caught you doing all the racism.

00:42:58.960 We accuse you all the time and we caught you.

00:43:01.060 And like, that's it.

00:43:02.100 That's the racism.

00:43:03.140 Exactly.

00:43:03.680 It's just like, Oh, a personal message that didn't affect you in any way, but you were

00:43:07.800 looking.

00:43:08.380 Yeah. 0.97

00:43:08.680 Ryan's next to some huge black lady. 1.00

00:43:10.480 Like who cares? 0.99

00:43:12.400 That's the racism.

00:43:13.900 Imagine if he goes, you see that?

00:43:15.680 That's Ryan.

00:43:16.840 Tell me I'm wrong.

00:43:17.720 You know?

00:43:18.100 Like, yeah.

00:43:18.860 He doubles down.

00:43:20.120 Um, all right.

00:43:21.020 Moving on.

00:43:21.840 That might not even been the correct take on that.

00:43:23.680 Well, we don't care.

00:43:27.020 You know, that's kind of the whole point is if all you're being done is accused of racism,

00:43:31.960 racism, racism, the worst thing ever.

00:43:33.860 And they keep using this word and they keep saying it.

00:43:36.260 And the best example of the evidence is like, eh, stuff.

00:43:40.760 That stuff that just was no problem in 1995.

00:43:45.220 Eh.

00:43:46.140 We'll defend it.

00:43:47.140 Yeah.

00:43:47.360 I don't care.

00:43:47.880 I'd rather defend to be safe than to assume everything's racist and be scared of everything.

00:43:52.640 Yeah.

00:43:53.220 So maybe that wasn't the right take, but I don't think it's a huge deal.

00:43:56.960 That's it.

00:43:57.320 I hear racism every day. 0.99

00:43:58.620 Racist, white supremacy. 0.96

00:43:59.700 And it's like, the only evidence I have are hoaxes. 0.92

00:44:03.020 And then like situations like this, where it's just kind of maybe insensitive.

00:44:07.720 Maybe in poor taste, I guess.

00:44:09.420 Yeah.

00:44:09.740 I don't know.

00:44:10.080 So we'll always defend it.

00:44:11.500 Yeah.

00:44:11.900 Unless, you know, there's some big, you know, whatever the code word is.

00:44:16.220 Yeah.

00:44:16.820 All right.

00:44:17.500 Moving on.

00:44:18.140 Cringe trans. 1.00

00:44:19.520 Blue Jay player cucks. 0.98

00:44:21.080 This is so embarrassing.

00:44:23.660 I recognized yesterday.

00:44:25.700 I made a post that was hurtful to the pride community, which includes friends of mine and

00:44:31.680 close family members of mine.

00:44:33.120 And I am truly sorry for that.

00:44:36.080 I just spoke with my teammates and shared with them my actions yesterday.

00:44:40.760 I apologized with them.

00:44:41.840 And as of right now, I'm using the Blue Jays resources to better educate myself, to make

00:44:46.620 better decisions moving forward.

00:44:48.220 Yeah.

00:44:48.540 And then he went on to say that he has a, he admits he has a crush on Dylan Mulvaney.

00:44:52.920 And he's bailing out Sam Britton.

00:44:57.820 Yeah.

00:44:58.740 Yeah.

00:44:59.140 Yeah.

00:44:59.600 That certain phrase, everybody on Twitter was clamoring over this, calling it like Maoist

00:45:03.540 reeducation camps.

00:45:04.660 And it's like, I need to better educate myself with the Blue Jays resources.

00:45:08.020 Blue Jays resources to better educate myself.

00:45:09.840 To say the good boy stuff.

00:45:11.340 So I say good boy.

00:45:12.460 That's like the line of the defeated man.

00:45:14.400 That's like the most giveaway thing ever.

00:45:16.400 I need to reeducate myself.

00:45:17.740 It's like, you know who needs to educate themselves?

00:45:20.420 The schools that have zero proficiency in math.

00:45:23.380 They need to educate themselves.

00:45:25.220 His is like a, he needs to relearn the good boy correct stuff.

00:45:29.040 Yeah.

00:45:29.220 He needs to go to a concentration camp. 0.81

00:45:30.800 Yeah.

00:45:31.020 That's a sentence you say in front of a divorce court, you know?

00:45:34.560 Oh, sorry.

00:45:35.520 I was rude to my child and we have a new hearing.

00:45:37.900 I need to reeducate myself just so you don't lose visitation, you know?

00:45:41.420 Well, that's what he is.

00:45:42.040 He's probably desperate and he doesn't want to lose his job or whatever.

00:45:45.380 Yeah.

00:45:45.660 But it's like these types of things do no good.

00:45:48.280 His base that supported him and was going to buy his jersey now goes to zero.

00:45:52.220 Oh, yeah.

00:45:52.680 And the people who hated him, like, don't even, didn't, they never mattered.

00:45:56.600 Yeah.

00:45:56.720 They just go, mm, good.

00:45:58.420 Yeah.

00:45:58.820 And then they go back to sipping their coffee and not watching baseball.

00:46:01.340 Exactly.

00:46:01.840 What was, what position was he?

00:46:03.100 Who was that?

00:46:03.720 I don't know.

00:46:04.220 So anyone who hated him still hates him.

00:46:07.020 And anyone who liked him now hates him.

00:46:09.060 The humiliation rituals will continue until your morale is zero.

00:46:13.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:46:14.640 So that's as bad as it gets.

00:46:16.560 I wish I could short or buy puts on his jersey sales.

00:46:20.000 On the MLB, yeah.

00:46:20.840 Well, what would that be?

00:46:21.620 Me selling it, having the, buying the right to sell it higher somewhere later?

00:46:25.280 No, there's no market.

00:46:26.400 There's no market for the jersey sales.

00:46:27.660 How do I short his jersey sales?

00:46:29.720 Yeah.

00:46:30.100 All right.

00:46:30.600 Let's move on.

00:46:31.400 The trans Disney princess with the mustache. 0.88

00:46:33.340 Trying to put a dress on your son?

00:46:34.720 Yep.

00:46:38.020 So my name's Nick.

00:46:39.360 I'm one of the fairy godmothers and princesses.

00:46:40.820 I'm here to shop you around and make all your selections for the day.

00:46:44.700 I'm one of the fairy godmothers and princesses.

00:46:46.800 I'm here to shop you around.

00:46:48.220 Take all your family's money.

00:46:49.840 Yeah.

00:46:50.880 Mustache, makeup, dress, man.

00:46:54.040 Yeah.

00:46:55.000 And it's interesting because you'd think, like, all the pushback on the LGBT stuff,

00:47:00.960 you'd think they would go, ooh, man, we got to kind of chill out.

00:47:04.640 We're, like, blatantly sexualizing the kids and they're on to us.

00:47:07.140 This is not good.

00:47:07.900 We need to kind of lay low for Pride Month. 0.53

00:47:09.800 Let's chill.

00:47:10.540 They do the opposite.

00:47:11.780 Yep.

00:47:12.120 They ramp it up.

00:47:13.140 Like, the more we call out the LGBT stuff, they're like, oh, we're going to do, 1.00

00:47:16.320 now we're doing more drag shows. 1.00

00:47:18.220 Now we're doing more drag queen story hours because we have opposition. 0.99

00:47:21.340 And they actually ramp up their activity, which is good for us.

00:47:25.020 Yeah.

00:47:25.280 Because then it exposes them more and shows them more.

00:47:27.880 Like, all right, these restaurants are doing drag shows. 0.79

00:47:29.640 This library does it.

00:47:30.580 This school has it.

00:47:32.080 Disney.

00:47:32.700 Like, they should be laying low and trying to sneak by and have everyone forget.

00:47:37.960 And instead, they're too prideful when pride comes before the fall.

00:47:43.160 Pride cometh.

00:47:43.940 So they're too prideful.

00:47:45.160 And they're like, oh, you're mad at us?

00:47:46.580 We'll show you.

00:47:47.460 Now we're going to have double the drag queens in front of the kids. 1.00

00:47:50.760 So much twink shit. 1.00

00:47:51.980 Have half the clothes and double the drag queens. 1.00

00:47:54.820 And they're like, all right, cool.

00:47:55.440 You're showing us.

00:47:56.240 And it's just like, they're exposing themselves.

00:47:58.280 But you'd think they would chill out.

00:47:59.900 They can't.

00:48:00.740 And it's so crazy because people see this stuff online.

00:48:04.380 This goes viral.

00:48:05.480 And then the family, the mom and dad have a conversation at the kitchen table.

00:48:10.220 They did good this year.

00:48:11.340 You know, business was pretty nice.

00:48:13.260 Inflation's getting a little bad.

00:48:14.600 But, you know, dad got a promotion.

00:48:16.880 Where should we go?

00:48:17.900 Oh, mom started pricing some Disney trips.

00:48:21.000 $9,000?

00:48:22.660 Yeah.

00:48:22.960 Take the family to go do this?

00:48:24.580 And then you run into some twink trying to sell your daughter a dress? 1.00

00:48:27.960 Yeah.

00:48:28.220 No, no, no, no, no.

00:48:29.580 It's, they're over their skis.

00:48:31.580 Their expense, like, I think we've mentioned this before.

00:48:34.640 But if you look at Disney ticket chart, it's like, on the price over time, it's like worse.

00:48:41.400 It went up worse than colleges and universities, which blew out.

00:48:45.140 Yeah.

00:48:45.520 So it's like, the value proposition isn't there anymore.

00:48:48.840 And we just want people to be aware.

00:48:50.940 You can just go get a, you can go rent a cabin on a lake.

00:48:53.860 Lake house.

00:48:54.640 With a kayak and a fishing pole.

00:48:56.920 And you can have like a 3K trip for your whole family.

00:48:59.880 Yeah.

00:49:00.540 100%.

00:49:00.900 So it's just not there anymore.

00:49:02.380 The value's not there.

00:49:03.480 Little Mermaid's black.

00:49:04.460 They're fighting in the Little Mermaid.

00:49:05.800 Yeah.

00:49:06.840 And China doesn't even like it. 0.99

00:49:08.640 Yeah.

00:49:09.060 We'll get to that in Urban Decay.

00:49:10.540 All right.

00:49:11.040 The Trans Comedian.

00:49:12.960 Yeah.

00:49:13.260 This is, this was also at Disney?

00:49:14.960 Probably.

00:49:15.780 This is a fourth grade class.

00:49:17.660 It's called T for T when he takes T and she E. 0.95

00:49:21.340 And it's a bit different, you see.

00:49:23.140 Because here, he's not the one with the D.

00:49:25.280 You're clear?

00:49:25.820 And you should know to make her O. 0.93

00:49:27.700 It's good to go into her B.

00:49:29.740 Because contrary to what's seen on TV, in her B resides her G. 1.00

00:49:34.040 As for he, stick with the P. 0.99

00:49:35.660 Get it?

00:49:36.420 Got it?

00:49:37.080 Easy.

00:49:38.960 I don't understand it.

00:49:40.860 Yeah.

00:49:41.220 In the beginning, I kind of followed.

00:49:42.620 But then, I didn't, it didn't end with me getting it.

00:49:46.980 Yeah.

00:49:47.480 And I think that's the point.

00:49:48.600 They just kind of yell stuff.

00:49:50.520 And then, it doesn't matter.

00:49:51.500 Because it's none of its objective truth anyway.

00:49:54.120 So, you can rhyme anything with anything and make it work.

00:49:57.060 But yeah, sir, this is a fourth grade dance recital.

00:49:59.580 The kids are waiting to come on.

00:50:01.460 Please, get off the stage. 1.00

00:50:02.620 Yeah, that's a kindergarten teacher in San Francisco.

00:50:05.940 And that's how they teach the kids.

00:50:07.940 That's what they teach them.

00:50:08.900 Basically.

00:50:09.740 All right, let's go to the, are you a boy or a girl clip?

00:50:12.360 A little kid.

00:50:13.180 Yeah.

00:50:13.740 Okay, really quick before we play this.

00:50:15.340 This was posted by the person's family.

00:50:18.080 We're going to blur the face of the child, even though it's a child who's now 18 or whatever.

00:50:22.320 And it was posted by this trans person's family, basically as proof, saying, oh, you've always been trans.

00:50:28.960 Here's the proof.

00:50:29.720 Here's you as a baby.

00:50:30.660 You've always been trans. 0.99

00:50:32.280 Look at this.

00:50:33.680 Are you a boy or a girl?

00:50:35.680 A boy.

00:50:36.740 You're a boy?

00:50:37.840 Mm-hmm.

00:50:38.760 Do you like to climb trees?

00:50:40.120 Mm-hmm.

00:50:40.940 And play baseball?

00:50:42.120 Mm-hmm.

00:50:43.060 Say, no, I'm a girl.

00:50:44.260 And say, and do you fight?

00:50:45.460 You like to fight?

00:50:46.740 Mm-hmm.

00:50:49.500 I like monkeys.

00:50:50.320 Monkey.

00:50:51.180 You like monkeys?

00:50:52.360 Mm-hmm.

00:50:54.000 Are monkeys boys or girls?

00:50:56.280 I'm boys.

00:50:57.160 They're boys?

00:50:59.300 What's daddy?

00:51:00.020 Is daddy a boy or a girl?

00:51:01.260 A boy.

00:51:01.980 Yeah, I'm a girl.

00:51:02.960 What?

00:51:04.560 She's not sure.

00:51:07.100 So she doesn't even, she can't even answer the question.

00:51:11.080 She's getting fed food.

00:51:12.940 She's getting spoon-fed food.

00:51:14.360 Yeah, literally spoon-fed food and then also spoon-fed this other thing.

00:51:17.640 And then the dad's saying, are you a boy or a girl?

00:51:19.540 And she goes, a boy.

00:51:21.240 And then the mom, you can hear the mom say, oh, you're a girl.

00:51:24.660 And then dad keeps trying to push it.

00:51:26.860 Are you a boy or a girl?

00:51:28.080 Which is rare.

00:51:28.980 Yeah.

00:51:29.380 And then she goes, big monkey. 0.99

00:51:32.060 And then he goes, well, are monkeys boys or girls?

00:51:34.160 And she says, a boy.

00:51:35.240 And he goes, oh, you like to climb things?

00:51:37.180 So it's just like, that was the moment you could have just provided a little structure

00:51:40.720 and said, oh, no, you're a girl.

00:51:42.460 You like to do some boy things, but girls do that sometimes. 1.00

00:51:45.020 And sometimes boys like to do things that girls like to do. 0.70

00:51:47.380 Which is a perfect message.

00:51:48.660 You know?

00:51:48.900 Yeah.

00:51:49.060 That's perfect.

00:51:49.820 That's fine.

00:51:50.460 It's no big deal.

00:51:50.800 But you are a girl, like mommy.

00:51:52.940 And it's like, that was the, they posted that thinking they had proof that like, oh,

00:51:57.740 yeah, you've always been trans. 0.71

00:51:58.960 Here's you getting spoon-fed trans propaganda. 0.98

00:52:01.840 And you literally can't even feed yourself.

00:52:04.200 You're not old enough to even feed yourself.

00:52:05.980 So that proves it.

00:52:07.240 We did it.

00:52:08.140 Yeah.

00:52:08.560 Isn't that horrible?

00:52:09.680 We've come so far off the rails.

00:52:12.540 Like a train just went off the rails and then it derailed four more times on top of that.

00:52:17.240 That's where we're at here.

00:52:18.400 They keep sending the trains into the broken tracks in the train graveyard.

00:52:23.260 Exactly.

00:52:23.700 But how about that?

00:52:26.000 The dad. 0.75

00:52:27.280 And she goes, big monkey. 1.00

00:52:29.900 And we should be like, all right, let's not have any serious conversations.

00:52:33.320 Yeah.

00:52:33.760 She's clearly proved herself. 1.00

00:52:35.380 She's an idiot. 1.00

00:52:36.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:36.900 All right.

00:52:37.540 Let's move on.

00:52:38.240 The Target mom.

00:52:39.840 Oh, yeah.

00:52:40.320 Who should be in jail.

00:52:41.460 So I just walked into Target and the, right behind me here where you see all these lovely

00:52:48.400 swimsuits, that's where the pride display used to be. 0.92

00:52:52.000 And I came in here two days ago and my seven-year-old, who's non-binary, saw it and said, look, mom,

00:52:59.460 it's pride.

00:53:00.300 Look, they're going to celebrate me.

00:53:04.680 And because some people complained and threw some stuff to the ground or I don't know what

00:53:09.580 happened, they have moved to the pride section to the back of the store.

00:53:14.320 So the next time my seven-year-old comes to Target, or rather, I can't bring them here

00:53:19.800 anymore, at least for the entire month of June, because if they walk in and all the other

00:53:24.840 people who walk in and go, where'd it go, are going to realize that they are being successful

00:53:33.620 in trying to erase them.

00:53:35.540 We could do so much better than this.

00:53:41.240 We're not supposed to negotiate with the terrorists.

00:53:43.400 So that's the thought process that your kid's going to notice the pride section and then say,

00:53:48.260 oh, they're trying to erase me because they moved it to the back.

00:53:50.860 I'm sure the seven-year-old non-binary will come to that conclusion on their own with no 1.00

00:53:54.660 help from mom.

00:53:56.000 I'm sure that'll happen.

00:53:57.140 Exactly.

00:53:58.040 Like you walk in and you think the moving of the displays is going to like activate the

00:54:04.080 kid's brain and like put two and two together.

00:54:06.460 And it's because Target wants to erase me.

00:54:10.480 And it's like the mom, I have a non-binary kid.

00:54:13.180 It's like, that's the exact person who should be in jail.

00:54:16.540 We think DCFS should be at your door.

00:54:19.380 Like that's our personal opinion.

00:54:20.800 We think what you're doing should be against the law.

00:54:23.100 Yeah.

00:54:23.420 A seven-year-old non-binary, that doesn't mean anything.

00:54:25.540 You're, you're confusing your child. 0.99

00:54:27.180 You're fucking up your child, right? 0.98

00:54:28.540 Like that's our belief and that's not law right now, but that's like what we think. 0.99

00:54:34.120 Yeah.

00:54:34.520 And then she's like holding back tears.

00:54:37.200 Performative.

00:54:37.800 So performative. 0.94

00:54:38.840 Taking the selfie video, holding back tears, like victimizing yourself, narcissistic type.

00:54:44.340 That's what it is with these parents. 0.58

00:54:45.780 They all have like this narcissistic personality disorder or whatever.

00:54:49.160 Oh, and then she goes, oh my God, my brain, this is the most viral thing I've ever had.

00:54:53.160 Yeah.

00:54:53.440 Oh my God.

00:54:54.100 I should keep doing it.

00:54:55.000 I should really make sure I have my kid as my little prop.

00:54:57.880 And I have, yeah, I have all this support now and I'm like a fighter in this thing and

00:55:02.340 I have all this support and retweets and viral views or whatever.

00:55:05.900 And it's just completely like hacking that woman's brain where now she thinks like, oh, 1.00

00:55:10.420 this is good that I'm doing it.

00:55:11.540 I have to do more.

00:55:12.380 And then it's like, now she's like addicted to the dopamine of it too.

00:55:16.100 Mommy, Target moved the tuck friendly child swimsuits.

00:55:20.180 Are they trying to kill me? 0.96

00:55:22.400 That's basically what she's going to implant in this seven-year-old's head. 0.63

00:55:25.960 And she'll convince them that instead of just saying like, instead of literally just saying

00:55:30.600 nothing, but it's like, if you're that person, it's like, oh yeah, they moved the display

00:55:34.260 in the back.

00:55:34.840 It's in the back now.

00:55:35.880 Yeah.

00:55:36.500 That's it.

00:55:37.680 It's not adult.

00:55:38.520 Yeah.

00:55:39.000 It's not even a huge deal.

00:55:40.280 Like, oh, it's in the back.

00:55:41.580 Yeah.

00:55:42.000 Still here.

00:55:42.780 What happens at the end of June when pride's done and it's all gone?

00:55:45.800 Gets tossed in the dumpster.

00:55:46.980 Then you're really erased, right?

00:55:48.200 Yep.

00:55:48.380 And then Target has been getting a lot of bomb threats from all the trans, the really rational, 1.00

00:55:52.460 normal trans people.

00:55:53.400 Yeah. 0.92

00:55:53.540 All those brilliant, regular, super normal trans people who are threatening to blow up a Utah 1.00

00:55:57.960 Target and then a few outside of Cleveland area or the Northeast Ohio.

00:56:01.500 And like Target's the one who made the tuck friendly stuff and all the LGBT stuff. 0.97

00:56:05.240 So Target's clearly like on their side.

00:56:08.660 Yeah.

00:56:08.940 But then they moved to the back or they got rid of it and now they want to blow it up.

00:56:12.600 So it's like, thanks.

00:56:13.740 Fun being your ally.

00:56:16.420 If I don't say exactly what you say, you're going to blow me up.

00:56:20.420 Great to be an ally.

00:56:21.600 Yeah.

00:56:22.300 Bomb threats if I even deviate slightly.

00:56:24.480 Okay.

00:56:24.960 Cool.

00:56:25.220 Yeah.

00:56:25.460 So what do I need to do?

00:56:27.040 And then the bomb's already in the building.

00:56:29.120 Okay.

00:56:29.880 And I can't go under 50 miles an hour.

00:56:32.320 So bad.

00:56:33.040 Got it.

00:56:33.760 All right.

00:56:34.060 That's the end of cringe of the week.

00:56:35.020 All right.

00:56:35.780 That was a good cringe.

00:56:36.660 Yeah, I think so too.

00:56:37.480 We cover all the bases.

00:56:38.860 Let's get into Urban Decay.

00:56:40.040 How many pages of Urban Decay do we have?

00:56:41.820 We have two pages.

00:56:42.960 It's a normal Urban Decay.

00:56:45.040 First one, the employee gets fired for calling the cops at Lululemon.

00:56:49.300 Yeah, this is kind of a news story.

00:56:51.020 So we'll just let it play.

00:56:52.440 Seriously.

00:56:53.900 Get out.

00:56:55.020 Two Georgia women say they were fired from their jobs at Lululemon after calling police to report this robbery.

00:57:01.100 Three-speed masked black guys going in with everything they can do. 1.00

00:57:04.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:05.520 Bags and bags of shit. 1.00

00:57:06.560 Jennifer Ferguson and Rachel Rogers describing to NBC affiliate 11 Alive Atlanta the horrifying moments the merchandise at the Peachtree Corner store was stolen. 1.00

00:57:16.980 To do it.

00:57:17.660 The women say they were fired from their jobs after they decided to call the police about the shoplifting, something they say they were told is against company policy.

00:57:27.040 So what are they supposed to do instead?

00:57:29.620 You kind of clear a path for whatever they're going to do.

00:57:32.800 And then after it's over, you scan a QR code.

00:57:35.500 Rogers, who says she's worked at the company for five years, claims that the store has been dealing with thefts for months, recalling another incident.

00:57:44.240 But this was the first time she knows of someone at the store calling police.

00:57:48.720 So I'm not ever going to encourage people to do a crime or anything illegal, especially on this public show.

00:57:57.100 Yeah.

00:57:58.000 But.

00:57:58.800 That being said.

00:58:00.040 That being said, if Lululemon has a bunch of stuff and their policy is if someone's stealing the stuff, you don't stop them, you clear a path, and then you don't call the cops.

00:58:12.760 Guys, why isn't Lululemon a free store?

00:58:17.180 And it is.

00:58:18.040 It's going to be.

00:58:18.560 It's open season.

00:58:19.400 That word trickles through the criminal community.

00:58:22.420 The shoplifter squad, they go, hey, Ulta and Lululemon, stick to those.

00:58:27.520 We'll never get in trouble.

00:58:28.620 You'll never get in trouble.

00:58:30.340 And you don't have to even, I guess you can cover your face just to, you know, have some criminal integrity.

00:58:35.520 Yeah.

00:58:35.940 You want to wear the outfit and look the part.

00:58:38.040 Yeah.

00:58:38.200 But you can just load up a bag, walk out the front door, the thing beeps and whatever, security guard or the people working there won't stop you, and they won't call the cops.

00:58:47.480 You can go shop at the store next door and continue on your day.

00:58:50.460 Like, oh, let's do shopping.

00:58:51.340 Let's go here.

00:58:52.200 Go to Anthropologie.

00:58:53.520 Go to Lululemon.

00:58:54.900 Lululemon's all free.

00:58:56.180 Then we'll go to TJ Maxx.

00:58:57.860 And you just do your little loop in the mall.

00:58:59.560 And when you get to Lululemon, that's the free one.

00:59:01.780 Yeah, exactly.

00:59:02.500 And then I guess the only thing you're worried about is a cop in uniform shopping in the store that day.

00:59:08.200 I guess that's who would stop you.

00:59:09.780 That's it, I guess.

00:59:10.640 If they witness a crime, that's the only time they can stop you.

00:59:12.940 And who knows what their rules are.

00:59:14.480 Here's my thing, right?

00:59:15.760 And we're seeing this more and more with companies.

00:59:17.660 And it's like, do you think, like, again, in life, all you can do is incentivize from government, police, whatever.

00:59:26.060 All you can do is incentivize good behavior and disincentivize bad behavior.

00:59:30.200 And what they're doing is incentivizing bad behavior.

00:59:35.080 And Lululemon, it's white girl mecca. 1.00

00:59:39.180 They love that shit. 1.00

00:59:40.680 And who's bearing the cost? 1.00

00:59:42.420 All the white girls, right? 1.00

00:59:43.880 They're paying out the ass for Lululemon. 1.00

00:59:45.740 I have some Lululemon shorts on right now. 0.99

00:59:47.740 98 bucks.

00:59:49.740 98 bucks.

00:59:50.620 That's embarrassing.

00:59:51.840 It's hugely embarrassing now.

00:59:53.340 And Lululemon is-

00:59:54.200 You could have just taken that.

00:59:55.620 I know. 1.00

00:59:56.620 Do you imagine how stupid I feel? 1.00

00:59:57.980 Did you order online, though? 1.00

00:59:58.920 Yeah, I ordered online.

00:59:59.840 You should send back an empty envelope and say, hey, I just returned my shorts.

01:00:03.040 Can you refund me?

01:00:04.140 And then send back an empty envelope.

01:00:05.540 And then say, ha ha, call the cops. 0.55

01:00:07.080 I dare you.

01:00:07.900 Yeah, stolen.

01:00:09.740 And so, Lululemon is a publicly traded company.

01:00:13.360 And it's like, they own one-

01:00:14.600 They're one brand.

01:00:15.620 It's Lululemon.

01:00:16.220 It's not like they're a conglomerate with a bunch of different-

01:00:18.620 It's not like they own Levi's and this and that.

01:00:21.120 So, it's like, how does this possibly make sense to investors and a board of directors?

01:00:25.860 You know what I mean?

01:00:26.360 They owe the shareholders, like-

01:00:28.960 An explanation at a minimum.

01:00:30.320 Or like, hey, we have to be as efficient as possible in loss prevention and pricing and all this stuff.

01:00:36.100 Yeah.

01:00:36.340 And it's like, you don't do loss prevention, so you lose the products.

01:00:39.320 And then I'm sure the price increases for everyone else because of the lost products.

01:00:43.980 The price increases for everyone else.

01:00:45.340 And then someone out there buys it cheap.

01:00:47.260 You get no revenue from them, even though they might have otherwise bought Lululemon.

01:00:50.740 But they buy it for $20 on the $100, you know, $0.20 on the dollar.

01:00:54.300 So, you lose the product, and then you have to raise prices to make up for it.

01:00:58.340 And like, as a shareholder, that's like the worst combination ever.

01:01:01.860 Yeah.

01:01:02.260 It's like, oh yeah, everyone steals it, and then we have to raise the prices for the thing that was 10% cheaper a week ago.

01:01:07.840 $42 billion market cap company that won't play defense.

01:01:11.780 It's against their rules to play defense.

01:01:13.660 So, if you guys are in the business of stealing or, you know.

01:01:18.500 Which I know none of you are.

01:01:19.740 Light criminals, you know.

01:01:22.300 Lululemon's a good place to go do crimes.

01:01:24.320 Yeah.

01:01:25.160 Which would never would encourage.

01:01:26.680 Yep.

01:01:27.000 It's going to spread around the criminals.

01:01:28.640 They'll find out.

01:01:29.480 We should tell people in New Orleans.

01:01:32.160 Then bring it here.

01:01:33.820 Steal the Lululemon and bring it here.

01:01:35.740 Rat Boy needs more shorts.

01:01:37.140 We'd get criminal conspiracied or something outside of that, you know.

01:01:40.680 The shoplifters, that's part of the plan, you know.

01:01:43.860 What if you went to Lululemon and tried on a pair of shorts in the changing room and then just walked out calmly?

01:01:49.320 I mean, we're not talking about how easy stealing is.

01:01:52.420 Stealing is very easy these days.

01:01:53.780 You could just do that.

01:01:54.820 Yeah.

01:01:55.100 Because nobody has a backbone.

01:01:56.480 Maybe we'll do that in bonus land.

01:01:57.780 Yeah.

01:01:58.100 Maybe we'll film that in bonus land.

01:01:59.600 We'll film crimes.

01:02:00.360 We just shoplift.

01:02:01.140 I have this thing where I know deep down.

01:02:04.060 You know, there's some things you just know.

01:02:05.680 I know if I filmed, like, just to prove a point.

01:02:08.360 I think I said this before on the show.

01:02:09.380 Like, in New York City, I'm stealing this Snickers bar.

01:02:13.300 And I filmed it and I walked out.

01:02:15.320 I know they would knock on my door and arrest me.

01:02:17.220 Yeah.

01:02:17.820 And they don't get anyone else.

01:02:19.400 People can push someone in front of the subway and not get in trouble.

01:02:22.040 You can beat someone up and then get let go and kill someone a week later.

01:02:25.640 No charges pressed.

01:02:27.020 I know they will press charges on me.

01:02:29.100 Yep.

01:02:29.660 So.

01:02:30.320 Got to set an example.

01:02:31.860 Yep. 0.99

01:02:32.380 Because you're white. 0.93

01:02:33.400 All right. 1.00

01:02:33.740 Crackhead smokes in the train and gets kicked. 1.00

01:02:35.680 This is a good Urban Decay video.

01:02:37.220 You kind of spoiled it, right?

01:02:38.140 Yeah.

01:02:38.420 Crackhead smokes in the train and something happens. 1.00

01:02:41.860 There you go.

01:02:44.300 This guy's looking to heat up the aluminum foil.

01:02:47.920 Smoke his little crystal meth or crack.

01:02:50.520 Quit it.

01:02:50.940 I got my kids on here. 1.00

01:02:52.660 He smoked that shit in here. 1.00

01:02:53.540 I'm going to knock this the fuck out, right? 1.00

01:02:56.700 So there's kids on this train. 1.00

01:02:58.200 If you smoke that here, I'll knock you the fuck out. 1.00

01:03:00.420 That's a language they understand. 0.99

01:03:02.140 Yeah.

01:03:02.700 He's kicking the drugs out of his hand, too.

01:03:04.260 That probably makes him mad.

01:03:05.400 Oh, yeah.

01:03:05.860 That was probably his last hit.

01:03:07.820 Yeah.

01:03:08.180 So we love to see that. 0.55

01:03:09.960 But yeah, that's the level that these street rats are at right now.

01:03:13.800 They think the crowded train, like, it's probably not a commute.

01:03:17.240 It's probably like a Saturday train.

01:03:18.620 But like the busy Seattle day.

01:03:21.640 And he goes, okay.

01:03:22.840 Good place to smoke.

01:03:24.220 What is he smoking?

01:03:24.880 I think it's, I think that's crack.

01:03:27.220 Or heroin.

01:03:28.600 Yeah, it could be a number of things.

01:03:29.920 But I think the tinfoil is mostly crack.

01:03:32.560 The future that's coming, if not here already, is the guy who did the kicking in that video

01:03:37.640 gets arrested.

01:03:38.680 Of course.

01:03:39.360 That's what's coming next.

01:03:40.460 Of course.

01:03:41.000 Unless you stand up.

01:03:42.540 Kid who shoots the firework in the subway?

01:03:44.980 Yeah, this is Homer Hickam Jr.

01:03:46.420 Or, you know, CNN would call that rocket scientist loses control of experiment angering white 0.87

01:04:13.400 supremacists and Karens, you know?

01:04:16.420 Yes.

01:04:16.640 And Obama should invite this guy to the White House.

01:04:18.720 Yes.

01:04:19.080 He invites him to the White House.

01:04:20.320 Cool, cool rocket, Ahmed.

01:04:22.200 Or whatever.

01:04:23.620 Cool clock, Ahmed.

01:04:24.860 Yeah.

01:04:25.280 You know, work on, you know, how it goes off.

01:04:27.960 But very cool.

01:04:29.040 Like, this guy's a future physicist rocket scientist.

01:04:31.880 Yeah.

01:04:32.120 He's a NASA guy.

01:04:33.080 He's a NASA guy.

01:04:33.960 So, that's it.

01:04:35.080 Yeah.

01:04:36.160 Let's, really quick, you know how we showed the guy shooting the rocket on the subway?

01:04:40.420 Yes.

01:04:41.320 Like, just a second ago?

01:04:42.500 Yeah.

01:04:42.760 And you know how we've been lately comparing Japan to, like, our urban environments?

01:04:49.400 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:49.860 And how it's, like, the opposite?

01:04:51.040 Of course.

01:04:51.380 Here's what they're doing in Japan.

01:04:52.720 In America, we push our old ladies down the subway stairs. 1.00

01:04:57.800 And in Japan, here's what they're doing with their old people. 1.00

01:05:00.380 Welcome back to another episode of why Japan is 10,000 years ahead of all of us. 0.97

01:05:07.200 This is hands down the most beautiful thing I've seen so far while I'm here.

01:05:11.060 This is a local high school coming to learn from the local grandparents on the basic foundation

01:05:16.900 of cutting bonito, skipjack, or in Japanese called katsuo.

01:05:20.960 I'll let the imagery and the videos take it away.

01:05:25.420 This is just so beautiful to see.

01:05:26.880 I wish we had this back home.

01:05:28.660 The trust, the knowledge, the respect, and the discipline.

01:05:31.760 Some of us got to make chocolate chip cookies while they're learning how to fillet very expensive bonito,

01:05:37.620 which I had to travel around the world to learn.

01:05:40.040 This is going on in your local town.

01:05:43.160 Another reason why of Japan society... 1.00

01:05:45.360 That's what they're doing there. 0.97

01:05:46.520 Here, we kick the old Asian ladies down the stairs. 1.00

01:05:49.040 Yep.

01:05:49.200 There, they learn from them so they can pass on generation to generation all their traditions.

01:05:53.920 Yeah, they teach ancestral knowledge and the kids listen and then learn a new skill.

01:05:58.460 Here, teeth knocked out, you know, spitting blood.

01:06:01.940 Help, help, help.

01:06:03.420 Somebody help me.

01:06:04.400 Why is nobody helping?

01:06:05.620 Yeah.

01:06:06.040 Someone call the police.

01:06:07.440 Exactly.

01:06:08.180 Police come two hours later.

01:06:09.560 There, they just learn about the Bonita fish.

01:06:12.540 And everyone walks around and there's no crime and no one gets beat up or chased or robbed.

01:06:16.960 Yep.

01:06:17.240 And they don't steal from the stores.

01:06:18.380 Yep.

01:06:18.840 And every once in a while, a Japanese businessman has a total meltdown.

01:06:22.460 So what?

01:06:23.680 That's the cost of living in a good society.

01:06:25.440 Right, guys?

01:06:26.140 Every once in a while, they do something that brings shame upon their family and they got

01:06:29.840 to cut their guts out. 0.73

01:06:30.780 They got to seppuku. 0.59

01:06:32.140 Commit seppuku or whatever.

01:06:33.420 But that's because the stakes are so high because they live in a high trust society.

01:06:36.500 That's called honor.

01:06:37.920 And we can work on that.

01:06:39.720 Exactly.

01:06:40.120 You can't really work on double-hand pushing an old Asian lady down the stairs to the subway. 1.00

01:06:44.320 Their society is so high trust that if they do something they think is dishonorable, they

01:06:50.460 kill themselves.

01:06:51.920 I don't think they do that anymore.

01:06:53.540 But yes, at one point in time, that's what it was about.

01:06:56.900 That's pretty impressive.

01:06:58.020 Yeah.

01:06:58.660 All right.

01:06:59.260 What about the guy who tried to stop domestic violence and then got beat up?

01:07:02.500 Yeah.

01:07:02.960 So this guy was-

01:07:04.380 Some progressive guy.

01:07:05.180 This guy was the laughingstock of Twitter for a little bit.

01:07:07.560 And I think it was in Arlington, Virginia.

01:07:09.620 Yeah.

01:07:10.100 But he's clearly probably a gay man because he referred to himself as beautiful immediately. 0.82

01:07:15.480 But he goes, bad news. 0.90

01:07:16.400 I am no longer beautiful.

01:07:17.740 This evening, when walking home, I passed a young guy-

01:07:20.840 Young, yeah.

01:07:23.000 Young guy.

01:07:23.420 No description.

01:07:24.780 Arguing with, I presume, his girlfriend in Clarendon.

01:07:28.100 He starts getting violent with her, pushing her around and trying to rip off her clothes. 0.99

01:07:32.700 I intervened and got the shit beat out of me. 0.99

01:07:35.540 Here he is. 0.99

01:07:36.180 He's got lacerations.

01:07:37.220 Black guy. 1.00

01:07:37.840 Got the shit beat out of him. 1.00

01:07:39.520 Blah, blah, blah. 1.00

01:07:40.740 But this is the interesting part.

01:07:42.340 The follow-up tweet from him.

01:07:43.700 He says, assuming Arlington, Virginia PD catches him, I want to pursue restorative justice.

01:07:49.240 I want programs to deal with such anger and possibly substance abuse.

01:07:52.900 Jail doesn't fix people. 0.94

01:07:54.060 It just releases problems back out into society, even worse than when they went in.

01:07:58.420 Yeah.

01:07:58.780 So he wants restorative justice.

01:08:00.640 He thinks that that person beating up their girlfriend should go see a psychiatrist.

01:08:05.140 That person who, beating up their girlfriend, who then beat up someone trying to stop that

01:08:10.260 immoral act.

01:08:11.740 So it's a twofer.

01:08:12.860 Yeah.

01:08:13.140 He shouldn't be in jail, that guy. 0.77

01:08:14.700 He should go to a diversion program where he talks to some guilty white woman about how 1.00

01:08:19.080 he had to do it.

01:08:20.080 Yeah.

01:08:20.540 How poverty really drove him to it.

01:08:22.320 Exactly.

01:08:22.900 Which is an interesting point.

01:08:24.040 And Mimetic Sisyphus, a count we love, he made a point similar to this as well, where

01:08:29.200 it's basically like, how many 30-something-year-old white girls do you know who are even highly 1.00

01:08:35.740 educated, went to an Ivy League school, and have been seeing a psychiatrist for 10 years

01:08:40.340 take SSRIs and all these pills and these pharmaceutical drugs to balance their brain,

01:08:47.300 and they're still not happy.

01:08:48.580 And they made like a little bit of progress, maybe.

01:08:51.000 They've convinced themselves, but they're still pretty much at the same point.

01:08:53.600 You go see a shrink for 10 years, you're still not happy, and you're taking SSRIs,

01:08:58.480 and it's not working, and you have high IQ and went to like, you know, Cornell.

01:09:03.740 Yeah.

01:09:04.460 You think this ADIQ criminal is going to go see a psychiatrist and like, have any breakthroughs 1.00

01:09:10.340 and change their behavior?

01:09:11.580 Oh, beating my girlfriend is wrong. 0.90

01:09:13.880 I just realized it. 0.56

01:09:14.980 Yeah, it's like, the psychiatry stuff doesn't work on high IQ educated white women. 1.00

01:09:21.480 But they somehow think that it's immediately going to work as a diversion tactic instead

01:09:24.740 of sending this guy to jail.

01:09:25.620 For some low IQ criminal who should just go to jail.

01:09:27.960 Yeah.

01:09:28.560 They think it's going to start working now.

01:09:30.780 And we were talking about this, I think we were watching something off, like, or I was

01:09:36.900 overhearing it on your phone, and then you showed it to me.

01:09:38.940 These people had these great prison cells.

01:09:40.840 Where was that?

01:09:42.460 Denmark or something.

01:09:43.320 Some place, a classic, you know, oh, we have Brazil.

01:09:46.440 And it was like, oh, we have Nintendo.

01:09:47.900 We have this.

01:09:48.640 It's like, I'm not even opposed to making prisons a little bit nicer in America.

01:09:53.000 You know, that's kind of like a leftist idea, right?

01:09:55.340 Make the prisons nice.

01:09:56.520 Let them have a good life.

01:09:58.080 I wouldn't be opposed to that if the sentences were 140% longer.

01:10:02.360 Yeah.

01:10:02.920 Keep them out.

01:10:03.720 Let them have the PlayStation.

01:10:05.300 Keep them out.

01:10:05.800 It's not even about, I don't believe in many restorative, or I don't believe that jail has

01:10:13.380 the effect like, man, I'll never want to go there again.

01:10:16.200 You know, recidivism rates in America, people just go back.

01:10:18.680 They're in and out.

01:10:19.240 They go back.

01:10:20.820 Nobody goes, man, I sure learned my lesson.

01:10:23.180 Yeah.

01:10:23.340 Time to get a real job selling used cars.

01:10:25.160 Not a lot of people do that.

01:10:26.480 So I just think as, as long as they're really away from us, it's more, it's more about the

01:10:32.000 benefit to society than it is the benefit to the criminals, like, uh, comeback arc.

01:10:38.200 It's just like, we really just don't need you here right now. 1.00

01:10:41.120 Fucking up our shit. 1.00

01:10:42.440 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

01:10:43.600 You know what I mean?

01:10:44.120 Yeah, for sure.

01:10:44.940 And there's always the people that say like, oh, jail's bad because it costs this much to

01:10:49.240 jail somebody.

01:10:50.520 Put them to work.

01:10:51.580 I don't believe in that.

01:10:52.780 Yeah.

01:10:52.940 It doesn't cost that much to leave them in a building with a million other people.

01:10:57.140 Yeah.

01:10:57.960 I can make it cheap.

01:10:59.320 Yeah.

01:11:00.080 Um, all right, move on.

01:11:01.800 Um, there's a new type of crime.

01:11:04.060 Should we go to the Chicago thing?

01:11:05.680 We just have this brief quote from the Chicago mayor that goes along the restorative justice

01:11:10.020 lines.

01:11:10.400 Let that rip. 1.00

01:11:10.960 So Chicago basically had, uh, 41 people shot and 11 people killed during Memorial day

01:11:17.500 weekend.

01:11:18.180 Numbers were good this year, boys.

01:11:19.920 Nice job.

01:11:20.500 Um, but so the new mayor, Brandon Johnson had this quote that we just had to bring up

01:11:24.680 and laugh at because if your politicians start sounding like this and start talking like 0.99

01:11:28.760 this, it's time to get the fuck out. 1.00

01:11:30.980 Yeah. 0.99

01:11:31.220 It's over.

01:11:31.940 So, uh, the shootings occurred even as the mayor visited neighborhoods with a plea to

01:11:36.200 keep the city safe.

01:11:37.980 Please, pretty, please don't shoot your neighbors. 1.00

01:11:41.280 Uh, he favors what he calls a holistic approach, AKA a do nothing approach, uh, to fighting crime,

01:11:46.720 which means funding the community groups.

01:11:48.440 Poverty didn't go away over the weekend.

01:11:50.820 Mr.

01:11:51.340 Johnson said communities have been disinvested in and traumatized and you are seeing the

01:11:56.500 manifestation of that trauma.

01:11:57.960 It's like, eh, I'm traumatized.

01:12:01.880 Who's doing the traumatizing?

01:12:04.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:04.240 So, I mean, just, just total clown shit. 0.99

01:12:07.160 Like, I can't even believe someone who talks like that got even close to elected, but enjoy 1.00

01:12:12.120 the migrants, Chicago.

01:12:13.480 Yeah.

01:12:13.840 Enjoy the migrants. 0.99

01:12:14.860 And, uh, I think Chicago just passed, uh, spending on migrants who got bussed up there.

01:12:20.840 Uh, 51 mil.

01:12:22.600 Wow.

01:12:23.240 51 mil for the mig, for the migros.

01:12:25.480 Good for them.

01:12:26.620 Let's move on to the cop being filmed.

01:12:29.620 Yeah.

01:12:30.240 This is actually a great clip.

01:12:32.520 I don't care about the weed or anything.

01:12:34.300 Who had weed?

01:12:35.440 That's weed. 1.00

01:12:35.900 Oh shit. 0.99

01:12:36.740 I didn't even see that. 1.00

01:12:37.760 I didn't even see that.

01:12:38.820 I didn't even see that.

01:12:39.900 I just got done.

01:12:40.760 I'm coming from boxing right now, man.

01:12:42.360 What's up?

01:12:44.100 So the guy's coming from boxing.

01:12:46.760 He starts filming immediately.

01:12:49.020 And it's probably one of those situations where like, I'm filming for my protection.

01:12:52.120 We're being hunted.

01:12:53.060 Yeah.

01:12:53.260 We're being hunted.

01:12:53.900 I can't trust you. 0.99

01:12:54.660 You might just kill me for no reason.

01:12:56.240 And it's like, you probably should, instead of setting up the camera, you probably should 0.75

01:12:59.060 have hid the weed in your glove, you know, in your cup holder.

01:13:02.120 Uh, but you know, I'm, I'm, I'm filming for my protection and it's like, well, now that

01:13:05.660 cop is probably not going to let you off with a warning and be a nice guy.

01:13:10.220 Now he has to fully do his job.

01:13:12.140 Yeah.

01:13:12.420 Uh, you were so quick to scramble and play the gotcha game with the phone that you didn't

01:13:16.460 even hide the weed that he could easily ding you on.

01:13:18.860 This is such, so, uh, like symbolic of the current police dynamic that there is, which 0.92

01:13:25.760 is black people, unjustly, deathly afraid of cops. 0.90

01:13:30.380 And then a cop who's like letting minor stuff go, you know, a perfect representation of what's 0.98

01:13:35.820 going on.

01:13:36.440 And you got the chillest cop.

01:13:37.860 He's laughing.

01:13:38.780 He caught you with weed and he's laughing.

01:13:40.380 He's going to let you go. 0.99

01:13:41.320 And cops are 375 times more likely to be killed by a black person than an unarmed black person 0.97

01:13:46.540 is to be killed by a cop, but he needs to set the camera up for his protection. 0.97

01:13:50.180 Yeah. 0.93

01:13:50.480 They're hunting us out here.

01:13:51.600 LeBron said it on Twitter.

01:13:53.800 Um, and yeah, this guy, it's so funny because like, it's so weird that this guy would do something

01:13:59.400 like that because a cop is coming up to your window.

01:14:03.660 You're setting up to film them and it's your right.

01:14:05.820 You can film the cop.

01:14:06.620 Like we're not talking about what your rights are, but what you should do.

01:14:10.920 And it's like the cop comes up and he basically has a lot of discretion.

01:14:17.240 If he caught you speeding or if he caught you with a, your, oh, your taillights out.

01:14:22.520 Oh, your license plate's covered.

01:14:24.200 Oh, blah, blah, blah.

01:14:25.060 He has a ton of discretion to just either make it a warning or give you a ticket or arrest

01:14:30.000 you if you have a warrant or, you know, blah, blah, blah.

01:14:32.240 There are certain things that it's like, okay, he has a warrant, immediate arrest.

01:14:34.920 But like to do this, there's a lot, everybody should know there's a lot of discretion.

01:14:40.580 So you start the interaction off with fumbling with your phone to film and the cop's like,

01:14:46.440 all right, one of those, one of these guys.

01:14:48.840 Okay.

01:14:49.620 All right. 1.00

01:14:50.140 I guess my warning is going to be a ticket now because fuck this guy. 0.99

01:14:53.100 You know, there's like a human element there that people ignore and it's like, officer, 0.99

01:14:57.880 I've got you.

01:14:58.840 And they ignore the human element and then replace it with this fairy tale of like, all

01:15:03.600 these cops are trying to kill me.

01:15:05.160 So it's like, you should lean into the human element where you're like, hey, officer, like,

01:15:09.740 I'm not going to assume you're one of those bad cops. 0.99

01:15:11.680 Like, don't assume I'm one of those bad black people. 0.99

01:15:13.940 Let's have a little, like, everything's fine. 0.97

01:15:16.400 Oh, my taillights, I went a little fast.

01:15:17.960 I'm sorry about that.

01:15:19.080 I'm sorry.

01:15:19.440 Where do we go from here?

01:15:20.200 How do I make it right?

01:15:20.980 Here's my license and registration.

01:15:22.220 It's in my thing.

01:15:23.140 I'm going to reach for it now. 0.70

01:15:24.260 Instead, it's like, I'm filming because you might kill me.

01:15:27.160 Yeah, exactly.

01:15:28.560 All right.

01:15:29.200 Perfect clip, though.

01:15:30.240 Perfect.

01:15:30.700 Yeah, perfect clip.

01:15:31.520 That encapsulates it.

01:15:33.820 Philly zombie land.

01:15:36.400 Yeah, let's just go through.

01:15:37.600 I mean, we have a couple of videos that are just doing the walkthrough of Philly.

01:15:41.300 So this is Philly's absolute zombie land.

01:15:43.880 This is like what's going on in L.A. and San Francisco.

01:15:47.400 And basically all of our cities are just going to slowly become this.

01:15:50.760 Yep.

01:15:51.000 L.A. is fully this.

01:15:52.960 San Francisco is fully this.

01:15:54.800 Migrants are in the hotel. 1.00

01:15:56.700 In New York, yeah.

01:15:57.700 And their migrants are in the hotel having a vacation. 1.00

01:16:03.180 And then Philly is just fully fucked like this, too. 0.98

01:16:06.040 And I bet this will just be slowly into every city. 0.99

01:16:08.740 And then that'll be America. 0.86

01:16:09.920 Yeah.

01:16:10.280 And this is not humane.

01:16:11.720 They call it like compassionate or whatever when they let these people just go out on the street.

01:16:16.180 Hey, go let your bed sores fester.

01:16:17.880 Here, you'll lose your foot in a couple of months, but at least you'll get all the fentanyl you want.

01:16:21.900 Yeah.

01:16:22.320 This guy slumped over, bent. 1.00

01:16:24.020 We have these people here all fucked up. 1.00

01:16:26.280 And then it's like now we have illegal immigrants here and we need them, too. 1.00

01:16:29.840 We don't have enough problems.

01:16:31.760 Everybody out.

01:16:32.960 That's why I think when Trump comes back, it needs to be like everybody out.

01:16:37.660 Yeah.

01:16:38.240 Everybody out scenario.

01:16:39.340 But, yeah, and this is one of those things where, like, World War Z lied to us.

01:16:46.860 Yeah.

01:16:47.260 They said the zombies were going to be fast.

01:16:49.400 Yeah.

01:16:49.720 They're just on fentanyl slumped over.

01:16:51.400 They're not really even trying to get us.

01:16:53.120 That's a good point.

01:16:54.020 So.

01:16:54.860 All right.

01:16:55.380 Let's move on.

01:16:56.980 The Ariel Little Mermaid fight.

01:16:59.200 Yeah.

01:16:59.640 Classic.

01:17:00.380 One black casting in a Disney movie and they're fighting in the theaters, guys. 1.00

01:17:05.280 I don't know.

01:17:05.800 I've never seen anything like this.

01:17:07.120 My daughter to go see The Little Mermaid in Orlando and this happened.

01:17:14.900 And it's the middle of the movie, too.

01:17:17.200 So, like, what could have been said to start a fight in the middle of the movie?

01:17:21.100 Oh, I need a refund on my ticket.

01:17:29.860 No.

01:17:31.000 We getting a refund because, uh-uh.

01:17:34.000 Oh, no.

01:17:37.120 I can't get a refund on my order.

01:17:41.960 Hey, hey, hey.

01:17:43.060 Excuse me.

01:17:43.700 We need a refund.

01:17:46.000 That's good.

01:17:47.420 I've never seen a fight in a movie theater.

01:17:49.440 You get the point.

01:17:50.400 Maybe someone was talking too loud during the showing.

01:17:56.400 I mean, I wouldn't be surprised.

01:17:57.820 That's probably what starts it.

01:17:59.220 You know, you don't just start fighting in a movie theater for someone.

01:18:01.380 Especially in the middle of the movie.

01:18:03.280 If it was beforehand and you're like, oh, so-and-so's here.

01:18:05.500 That's my arch nemesis from down around the corner.

01:18:08.160 Yeah.

01:18:08.400 Then you start a fight.

01:18:09.720 That was just a fight in the middle of the movie.

01:18:12.500 So, it's like, what could someone have said that would start a fight?

01:18:16.620 I got a bomb and I'm going to blow it up unless someone stops me.

01:18:19.580 Yeah. 0.93

01:18:20.000 Like, that's it, right?

01:18:21.200 Yeah.

01:18:21.500 All right.

01:18:21.960 Last piece of Urban Decay.

01:18:23.100 It's just sad.

01:18:23.780 Yeah, of course.

01:18:25.000 And then the Little Mermaid flopped in China. 0.84

01:18:27.700 Yeah.

01:18:28.040 They don't like black leads.

01:18:29.660 They didn't like it.

01:18:30.680 So.

01:18:30.980 And maybe they were fighting about there not being enough kink in the Little Mermaid. 0.89

01:18:35.380 Yeah.

01:18:35.560 I think China actually probably didn't want it. 1.00

01:18:37.020 You know, like the New York Times wrote, joy, fun, mystery, risk, flavor, kink.

01:18:41.500 They're missing. 0.99

01:18:42.980 What the fuck did you just write about a kid's movie? 0.99

01:18:45.240 Yeah. 1.00

01:18:46.380 Yeah.

01:18:46.820 So, China didn't watch it.

01:18:47.900 They wanted more kink. 0.84

01:18:48.960 Yeah.

01:18:49.180 And same with those individuals in that theater.

01:18:53.140 They wanted more kink. 0.84

01:18:54.240 That's probably what it was.

01:18:55.140 They wanted more kink in it.

01:18:56.060 Yeah.

01:18:56.620 That makes sense now. 1.00

01:18:57.420 I want to see the weird shit they do when they fuck. 1.00

01:18:59.300 I want to see what they do in private. 1.00

01:19:02.900 That's so bad.

01:19:03.920 All right.

01:19:04.140 The last piece of Urban Decay.

01:19:06.400 The kid with the graduation photos with the guns. 0.93

01:19:09.980 Do we want to show this white woman dangerous one too? 1.00

01:19:12.460 We're going to do that in Bonus Land. 0.96

01:19:13.880 Okay, cool.

01:19:14.560 We'll do that in Bonus Land. 0.98

01:19:16.460 We're dissecting how black women who thinks white women are the biggest danger on earth. 0.99

01:19:20.960 Yeah. 0.99

01:19:21.340 That'll be fun.

01:19:22.600 Fleckustalks.com.

01:19:23.520 Join Bonus Land.

01:19:24.140 And it comes out right after this episode.

01:19:25.840 And hint, we got some FBI statistics to maybe take a look.

01:19:29.700 We're going to sniff around.

01:19:31.460 All right.

01:19:31.960 So, Tina's going viral for questionable graduation pictures. 1.00

01:19:35.440 This dreaded up guy.

01:19:37.380 He's got guns.

01:19:38.280 He's just got multiple guns.

01:19:40.600 I don't know.

01:19:41.580 As a 2A advocate, is this fine?

01:19:45.120 Here's the thing.

01:19:45.960 What does an 18-year-old need a Glock for?

01:19:53.020 I'm not saying he shouldn't have one.

01:19:54.700 I literally mean, what does he need it for?

01:19:57.700 I have a Glock, and it's for self-defense, and it's in a certain place where I live, and I would use it if I ever needed it.

01:20:04.140 And it pretty much doesn't leave unless I'm using it just to go practice and shoot.

01:20:08.180 Yeah.

01:20:08.380 But, you know, what does—I guess he needs it for self-defense, too.

01:20:13.020 I think he has what the kids call ops.

01:20:15.800 He might have ops.

01:20:17.000 Yeah.

01:20:17.200 And then he also probably brings it around with them everywhere, which—

01:20:21.320 He likes brandishing it, is what I would guess. 0.84

01:20:23.240 I don't—yeah, I'm trying to understand how to look at this without just saying, oh, he's a black teenager probably doing crimes with that weapon. 0.98

01:20:31.760 That's bad. 0.95

01:20:33.540 But that's kind of like—

01:20:34.720 But that's what he's doing.

01:20:35.680 But if you were—if Las Vegas had odds on this, if you were a betting man, it wouldn't be like, oh, he's an ardent 2A supporter who really loves to go to the range.

01:20:45.140 But he does need to self-defense himself.

01:20:48.520 Yeah.

01:20:48.880 There's nothing wrong with that.

01:20:50.100 So it's like he does need a gun.

01:20:52.240 Maybe.

01:20:52.420 But when you show it off like that, you're kind of saying, like, I keep this on me, and I'm using it on the daily or the weekly.

01:21:00.000 Yeah.

01:21:00.620 Yeah.

01:21:01.040 So let us know in the comments what you guys think.

01:21:02.900 Is this guy a 2A advocate who's just using—he's doing his rats?

01:21:07.800 I think we're going to see this kid's picture in a news article in a couple years.

01:21:12.120 Or is this guy shooting like this?

01:21:13.700 He goes, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.

01:21:15.400 And then, like, you know, running away in the car and shooting people at the gas station.

01:21:18.780 I don't know.

01:21:19.620 I don't know.

01:21:19.900 He just graduated high school.

01:21:20.920 Let us know anything in the comments.

01:21:22.080 All right.

01:21:22.320 Uplifting Gold.

01:21:23.080 TBD.

01:21:23.940 We need to get Uplifting Gold.

01:21:25.120 We're running a little behind.

01:21:26.420 We are.

01:21:27.040 I thought we were running so well.

01:21:28.180 I thought you were complimenting yourself.

01:21:29.240 We were.

01:21:29.440 We were.

01:21:30.560 But now we're not.

01:21:31.920 All right.

01:21:32.240 The grandma pranked at Walmart.

01:21:34.100 This guy puts his grandma's face on all these DVDs.

01:21:36.880 Check out a game or a movie.

01:21:39.600 I don't know which one to choose.

01:21:41.600 And fuel stations.

01:21:43.000 Lost restaurants and travel.

01:21:44.440 Did you see any which one I could get? 1.00

01:21:50.120 What the fuck? 1.00

01:21:52.400 What? 1.00

01:21:53.100 Look at that.

01:21:55.180 It's Spider-Man. 1.00

01:21:56.480 That's fucking me. 1.00

01:21:57.620 That's my fucking picture. 1.00

01:22:01.700 That's Peter Parker. 1.00

01:22:03.300 That ain't Peter Parker. 1.00

01:22:05.180 That is fucking me. 1.00

01:22:07.640 Son of a bitch. 1.00

01:22:09.900 Look here. 1.00

01:22:11.460 Look at Shrek. 1.00

01:22:13.580 They even got my fucking face on his ice. 0.99

01:22:17.960 All right. 1.00

01:22:18.420 Done.

01:22:18.580 Oh, hell no. 1.00

01:22:20.360 Oh, motherfucker. 1.00

01:22:22.520 They even got me looking like Will on Stranger Things. 1.00

01:22:27.380 Stranger Things. 1.00

01:22:28.560 Son of a bitch. 1.00

01:22:29.520 What's going on here? 1.00

01:22:31.200 Hey, that's executing a bit.

01:22:32.860 That's commitment to a bit right there.

01:22:34.320 That's impressive.

01:22:35.100 I love bits and bit execution. 1.00

01:22:37.720 That's top tier shit. 0.99

01:22:39.600 There's a science to it and that guy did it. 1.00

01:22:41.660 Yeah, that's great.

01:22:42.940 All right.

01:22:43.420 Next, the Scrabble game.

01:22:45.500 Grandma.

01:22:46.140 This is for Pride.

01:22:47.020 Pride month.

01:22:49.240 Mom, I don't think you can say that.

01:22:51.440 Of course you can.

01:22:52.240 It doesn't even come up.

01:22:54.480 Why can't you?

01:22:55.720 Because that's like saying, I think, the N-word.

01:22:59.760 It's bad.

01:23:00.700 I don't think you should say that.

01:23:03.300 Well, I think I should.

01:23:06.940 How many points?

01:23:08.820 So they give it to her.

01:23:10.360 Trying to use slurs in Scrabble is pure Americana. 0.58

01:23:13.580 Yeah, that's as classic as it gets, right?

01:23:16.100 I grew up playing Scrabble with my mom and that's the kind of stuff we would do.

01:23:19.680 Yep.

01:23:20.420 All right.

01:23:20.880 Dog tries to lick the TV screen.

01:23:25.720 There you go.

01:23:32.180 That's a bad dog. 0.99

01:23:33.160 He knows what is under the table.

01:23:35.180 Let's see.

01:23:35.680 Life isn't that bad.

01:23:37.480 Okay.

01:23:38.120 The dog's trying to lick the TV screen.

01:23:40.140 Life's pretty good, guys.

01:23:41.260 Yeah.

01:23:41.700 Don't get depressed from all the urban decay and cringe.

01:23:44.240 Yeah.

01:23:44.580 But be aware of it and then don't take the subway.

01:23:46.920 You know, there's like lessons to this stuff.

01:23:48.900 It's not just about.

01:23:49.720 That's a good point.

01:23:50.440 You know.

01:23:51.640 It's not just about making you down.

01:23:54.360 It's about educating and like making you aware and knowing what's going on.

01:23:59.020 Yeah.

01:23:59.520 Because we're not blackpilled.

01:24:00.820 We're not like depressed and like, oh, it's over.

01:24:03.220 We lost.

01:24:04.000 Life is good when you keep a tight circle and you keep it 100 and you do things you enjoy.

01:24:07.700 Yeah.

01:24:08.120 So the bad stuff is bad.

01:24:09.660 It's better to be aware of the bad stuff and know about it than pretend everything is good.

01:24:13.520 But then also the good stuff is still good, which is better to be aware of that than to pretend there's nothing good going on.

01:24:19.400 So it gives you the balance.

01:24:20.700 This show gives you the balance.

01:24:22.220 Yeah.

01:24:22.400 Which is why it's so good.

01:24:23.980 Yes, sir.

01:24:25.140 All right.

01:24:26.020 Let's go to the illegal alien pulled over. 0.91

01:24:30.300 This is really a representative of basically what's going on with illegal immigrants in America. 0.93

01:24:34.920 Yeah.

01:24:35.060 Like, and this might be an old video, but it's funny.

01:24:38.140 It represents.

01:24:39.600 My driver's license is suspended again.

01:24:41.740 Yeah.

01:24:41.960 Okay.

01:24:42.540 Yeah.

01:24:43.120 Why don't you take your keys out and hand me the keys?

01:24:45.240 No keys.

01:24:46.020 No keys.

01:24:46.900 No keys.

01:24:47.220 This is my friend.

01:24:47.940 No keys.

01:24:48.680 Yeah.

01:24:49.300 It's not my car.

01:24:49.840 How do you start the car then?

01:24:51.200 What?

01:24:51.560 How do you start the car?

01:24:53.280 How do you turn the car on?

01:24:56.140 It's broken.

01:24:57.140 He's looking.

01:24:57.720 A key is broken.

01:24:58.600 Key.

01:24:59.020 It's broken.

01:25:00.060 But it's broken.

01:25:00.420 Okay.

01:25:00.960 So it's your friend's car.

01:25:02.600 Yeah.

01:25:03.020 You're suspended.

01:25:04.300 Yeah.

01:25:05.060 Do you know why there's no license plate on the car?

01:25:08.460 No.

01:25:08.920 It's a...

01:25:09.620 Maybe...

01:25:11.060 What's your friend's name?

01:25:14.480 What's that?

01:25:15.420 What's your friend's name?

01:25:16.380 My friend's name is Mosca.

01:25:18.880 I don't know his name original.

01:25:20.440 Mosca is my friend.

01:25:21.420 Okay.

01:25:22.180 Okay.

01:25:22.480 So you don't really know your friend's name?

01:25:24.160 No.

01:25:24.640 No.

01:25:24.840 I don't know what is the name original.

01:25:27.020 Okay.

01:25:27.680 So it's your friend's car and you don't know your friend's name?

01:25:30.640 No.

01:25:31.260 Have you ever had an Oregon driver's license?

01:25:33.960 Who?

01:25:34.120 Have you ever had a driver's license?

01:25:36.340 What?

01:25:37.280 Have you had a driver's license in Oregon?

01:25:39.980 Yeah.

01:25:40.600 Yeah.

01:25:41.060 Yeah.

01:25:41.420 Okay.

01:25:42.120 So you should be in our system, in DMV?

01:25:45.080 Yeah.

01:25:45.600 Yeah.

01:25:46.360 Okay.

01:25:47.240 What is your first name?

01:25:49.000 That's who's coming here illegally. 1.00

01:25:52.460 They're just good-hearted people who are kind of nice and just want to have a good time.

01:25:56.520 Like, what would that guy say to a cop in Mexico when he gets pulled over?

01:25:59.960 Just like, oh, yeah.

01:26:01.540 Here, here.

01:26:02.420 Like, I'm scared of you.

01:26:04.240 But that's the thing is, like, no license plate, no license.

01:26:08.620 Friend's name doesn't matter.

01:26:09.820 The car starts on its own with a broken off key in there.

01:26:12.720 His license is suspended.

01:26:14.620 All you need to know is I'm a man who's right here right now.

01:26:18.300 Yeah.

01:26:18.680 That's all the info I have for you.

01:26:20.220 That's all I can provide to a police officer.

01:26:21.700 You just caught me driving and here I am.

01:26:24.060 What info do you have?

01:26:24.860 It's like-

01:26:25.560 Your move, not mine. 0.63

01:26:26.720 I'm just, I'm sitting here.

01:26:28.280 I'm in front of you about three feet away.

01:26:30.320 I'm driving somewhere now.

01:26:31.760 One human being.

01:26:33.220 Yeah.

01:26:33.900 That's basically it.

01:26:34.840 So, that's it.

01:26:35.440 And that's basically what it is when you let in migrants and refugees who are, oh, I'm seeking asylum. 1.00

01:26:40.180 It's just like, here's somebody who's here right now and you don't know anything else.

01:26:43.780 He just wants a better life.

01:26:45.680 Yeah.

01:26:46.220 Let him in.

01:26:47.080 Let him sit in your bed.

01:26:47.780 Oh, man.

01:26:48.400 All right.

01:26:48.740 Race car launch.

01:26:50.680 This is uplifting gold.

01:26:52.480 This is American excellence.

01:26:56.720 Isn't that nice?

01:27:03.840 That guy probably works hard on that car.

01:27:05.620 That guy likes what he does.

01:27:06.760 He likes what he does.

01:27:07.580 He works hard on the car and he sends it and it rips and it's fun and he's happy.

01:27:12.480 Yeah.

01:27:12.940 Primetime engineering there.

01:27:14.260 That's good.

01:27:14.760 That's good vibes for the summer.

01:27:16.140 Yep.

01:27:16.820 All right.

01:27:17.280 Climate change people hit with the camera.

01:27:20.140 There was a dance and then these climate change protesters came out.

01:27:24.260 And look what the camera guy does.

01:27:26.720 Boom, Rhett.

01:27:40.540 And they keep going and they clear him out.

01:27:43.500 That's pretty good.

01:27:44.540 You know what?

01:27:45.000 That's really representative of what is going on out there because it's like these beautiful people.

01:27:50.360 I don't know if they're beautiful, but it's like they're beautifully dressed.

01:27:53.020 They're on a big stage.

01:27:54.420 It's their big performance.

01:27:55.900 It's a beautiful piece of composition and whatever, well thought out effort into it.

01:28:01.140 And some ugly people just come running out trying to hijack it. 0.80

01:28:04.660 Pretty much what's happening in our political system and broad messaging, you know? 1.00

01:28:07.920 Ugly people are jealous and they want to come and take what you've built and fuck you and look at my message. 1.00

01:28:14.500 Exactly. 1.00

01:28:15.040 They don't build something better to compete that outperforms what was existing.

01:28:19.020 They come in and ruin the Picasso painting.

01:28:22.020 They throw the mud on it or they throw paint on the Monet. 0.91

01:28:25.020 They're the parasite on the shark, you know? 0.71

01:28:26.560 Yeah. 0.99

01:28:26.740 They're not getting there on their own.

01:28:29.280 Yeah, exactly.

01:28:30.380 All right.

01:28:30.660 Last clip of Uplifting Gold.

01:28:32.240 The kid ding-dong ditches with his friend. 1.00

01:28:35.260 This is bad.

01:28:36.200 I'm going to ring the doorbell and just knock.

01:28:39.380 Okay.

01:28:43.800 And he's out of there.

01:28:48.460 Not the best ding-dong ditcher. 1.00

01:28:53.960 Out of there.

01:28:54.660 But he's laughing.

01:28:55.940 See.

01:28:56.820 And they're out.

01:28:58.340 And he got ding-dong ditched in suburbia. 0.99

01:29:01.040 Classic.

01:29:01.640 By a kid and their buddy.

01:29:04.600 That's pretty nice.

01:29:05.420 That's what summer's all about.

01:29:07.420 Yeah, it is.

01:29:08.680 Arnold Palmer's ding-dong ditch your neighbors, stuff like that.

01:29:11.880 Well, that is the end of the episode.

01:29:15.740 Anything else?

01:29:16.680 We have the small business shout-out type stuff.

01:29:19.400 Before we go, as we've been doing for the last few weeks at the end of our episodes,

01:29:23.500 we are shouting out small businesses.

01:29:25.960 We've got a lot of people sending us their small businesses.

01:29:29.140 We do Google reviews or Instagram shout-outs.

01:29:33.280 If you want to get your small business shouted out,

01:29:36.180 send your information to Zach at Fleckistalks.com.

01:29:39.780 Z-A-C-H. 1.00

01:29:41.240 This week, we are shouting out.

01:29:43.340 Da-da-da-da. 0.81

01:29:44.320 C. Durbin Designs.

01:29:46.100 It's a cutting board, a beautiful cutting board that we've been using.

01:29:50.060 And it has custom engraving.

01:29:51.700 This has Richard Rappoy on this side.

01:29:55.320 Beautifully done.

01:29:56.280 It's heavy.

01:29:57.040 It's very high quality.

01:29:58.380 It's Walnut and Cherry.

01:29:59.380 The guy is a woodworker out of Texas.

01:30:02.540 Yeah.

01:30:02.940 And he sent us this cutting board just as like a friend, you know.

01:30:07.220 Thank you.

01:30:07.640 I watched the show.

01:30:08.880 He was asking for our address, or my address actually, because he DMed me. 0.89

01:30:13.020 So I kind of had to vibe him out because we don't have a P.O. box for the show.

01:30:16.680 I kind of had to vibe him out, and I was like, all right.

01:30:19.260 I was talking to his daughter on their social media because she runs the social media.

01:30:23.000 So follow at C. Durbin Designs.

01:30:24.820 We'll have a link below.

01:30:26.080 In the description.

01:30:26.900 I think they want Instagram followers.

01:30:28.080 But I go, hey, can you just ask your dad, like, name a bit from the show that he likes?

01:30:32.740 And I know he's not a stalker.

01:30:33.980 He's a legitimate guy. 0.99

01:30:34.840 We're trying to kill us.

01:30:35.860 Yeah. 0.80

01:30:36.060 He's not just looking for my address.

01:30:38.220 And he goes, he DMs his daughter, and he goes, tell him Richard was obsessed with that big

01:30:42.660 titty woodshop teacher for a while.

01:30:44.860 So he's our kind of guy.

01:30:46.540 He's a show watcher.

01:30:48.120 Super high quality product.

01:30:49.780 Very heavy wood.

01:30:51.140 Look at this.

01:30:52.060 Custom Fleckus Talks the podcast right there.

01:30:56.000 Super nice.

01:30:56.840 If you guys are looking for a nice cutting board, why not buy from an America First Patriot

01:31:02.620 Fleckus Talks the podcast fellow watcher, right?

01:31:05.200 And let's keep it in-house.

01:31:06.680 Exactly.

01:31:07.180 And follow him on Instagram.

01:31:08.420 I think he makes chairs, too, but I'm not sure if he sells them.

01:31:11.440 But he makes, like, really high quality chairs.

01:31:13.360 Really, really high quality stuff.

01:31:15.060 And then let's end this episode with the end of the Rob Smith Ceviche song.

01:31:18.500 Sure.

01:31:19.100 And we can skip the part we played in the beginning and go right to, like, 40 seconds.

01:31:24.980 Now Rob's the kind of guy with whom he could see eye to eye

01:31:30.140 As long as Dan's high-foot level

01:31:33.880 He works for TP, let's say, fought the Iraq War

01:31:39.060 And he's gay and he was born in 1987

01:31:43.280 Now did you hear that just the other day Rob Smith had ceviche

01:31:52.840 In the cabana after tennis with his friend

01:31:57.840 And Fleckus got us talking about the day they shared ceviche

01:32:02.920 And God, I hope it never ends

01:32:06.740 Did you hear that just the other day Rob Smith had ceviche

01:32:13.020 In the cabana after tennis with his friend

01:32:18.020 Now everybody's talking about the day they had ceviche

01:32:23.120 And God, I hope it never ends

01:32:26.760 Everybody join in!

01:32:28.400 Did you hear it just the other day Rob Smith had ceviche

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01:32:53.780 In the cabana after tennis with his friend

01:32:58.420 Now everybody's talking about the day they had ceviche

01:33:03.520 And God, I hope it never ends

01:33:07.620 God, I hope it never ends

01:33:12.660 God, I hope it never ends

01:33:17.700 And God, I hope it never ends

Fleccas Talks Podcast - June 02, 2023

WHEN FILMING THE COP BACKFIRES

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