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00:03:02.560 Bell Tong is back. Good. And I just got some and it should be here, I think, tomorrow. Lovely.

00:03:07.220 Feels good. I'll be slurping that up. The problem is like a pig. I eat it too much. Yeah. And too fast. And then it's like, all right, I got a bunch of packs of farmer bills and then I eat it in one day.

00:03:19.380 I had that problem the other day. I was talking to you actually about dessert and me. I like dessert. I like pigging, but I get out of control. Right. And I'll eat like a half an apple pie like that. No problem at all.

00:03:32.680 And I asked Fleckus because we're kind of like two former offensive linemen, borderline eating disorder, unhealthy relationship with food, real, just pigging, eating in big chunks.

00:03:44.480 Yeah, eat by feel.

00:03:46.780 And I said, do skinny people just eat like one little piece of pie and go, take a small little fork and go, mmm, and really savor it? 0.99

00:03:54.060 Because I just stuff it in my fat pig face. 0.99

00:03:57.100 And I'm going to back you up here. 0.99

00:03:58.860 My brain tells me to.

00:04:01.160 Yeah. That's what I'm saying. They're not even communicating. My hand just is shuffling it in.

00:04:06.540 So skinny people out there, really high metabolism skinny people, are you out there eating half a

00:04:11.720 piece of pie and savoring it? Because I can't relate to that. It sounds like you're doing

00:04:16.160 the same thing. And I don't do the savoring. When I eat the dessert and I go, this is the

00:04:20.100 enjoyable little gift I have at the end of the meal. I eat it in like two seconds. I know. I

00:04:25.060 scarf it down. I don't even enjoy it while I'm doing it. All right. Let's not get bogged down.

00:04:28.080 Yeah. We have a lot to get to. We have a pretty packed script, pretty good everything today. I'm going to be honest.

00:04:34.040 Okay. Yeah. Well-rounded episode.

00:04:36.120 Yeah. It's a very well-rounded episode. Let's start with our Starbucks story. Starbucks is relocating to Florida from Seattle.

00:04:42.980 Yeah. I think this is just Howard Schultz though, right?

00:04:45.880 The CEO. Yeah.

00:04:46.960 44 years ago, Sherry and I made the cross-country road trip from New York to Seattle, blah, blah, blah.

00:04:52.080 Like many other Seattle-based companies, Starbucks today stands on the shoulders.

00:04:55.640 There's basically, you want me to actually read any of this?

00:04:59.000 It's a giant Facebook, LinkedIn type post, and he's leaving.

00:05:01.880 He's moving to Florida.

00:05:03.060 He's a super rich guy, and I don't think he really has the taxes, the Washington state

00:05:10.180 taxes coming down the pipeline.

00:05:11.480 I don't think he likes them.

00:05:12.380 It's the taxes.

00:05:13.180 It's a very big deal because obviously Starbucks is famously a Seattle company, and he's the

00:05:18.380 CEO and founded it there, and now he's bouncing and moving to Florida.

00:05:22.740 And you know what?

00:05:23.740 Howard Schultz is a 70-something-year-old guy.

00:05:28.260 He's an old man. 0.95

00:05:29.400 He's moving to Florida.

00:05:30.880 And yeah, if you're middle class, that's kind of a normal pipeline.

00:05:34.040 But ultra-high net worth individual, it's a little different.

00:05:37.360 Yeah, it is a little.

00:05:38.480 And Bezos, we've seen it with a lot of those guys out of the Pacific Northwest.

00:05:42.400 Bezos lives somewhere in Miami now with his Latina girlfriend.

00:05:45.640 He has an entirely different life.

00:05:47.640 I mean, just more fleeing from states.

00:05:50.620 And I guess that's the kind of section we have here.

00:05:52.420 Yeah. So that's what we're starting with. And I don't really feel bad because Starbucks was

00:05:56.440 heavily participating in the retarded Democrat politics. Yeah. As you guys can probably remember, 1.00

00:06:02.160 we have a small example of what they did. Starbucks has been adding safe needle disposal

00:06:07.160 boxes to store bathrooms in select markets. Starbucks declined to confirm the number of

00:06:13.020 markets that currently have the safe needle boxes, but I think it was around 25.

00:06:18.460 Yeah.

00:06:19.040 And I was wondering, what kind of people are you attracting with safe needle deposit boxes

00:06:25.100 in your Starbucks?

00:06:26.100 Yeah.

00:06:26.520 Someone who just shot up drugs, but still wants to be responsible and dispose of the

00:06:31.180 needle.

00:06:31.420 And now they're in your store, like heading towards the box to throw it away.

00:06:35.800 Yeah.

00:06:36.080 I think it was more of like, people are doing heroin in our bathrooms all the time and we

00:06:41.320 aren't getting them out quick enough.

00:06:42.880 So let's at least feel good about like not pricking ourself with an HIV positive needle.

00:06:47.160 So I guess that's the thought process there from Starbucks.

00:06:49.460 Yeah, that was the thought process.

00:06:50.840 So obviously once these taxes go up in the blue states, the money leaves and who's left

00:06:55.280 to pay those new taxes?

00:06:56.720 Middle class.

00:06:57.340 The people who stay.

00:06:58.360 We have a couple other examples of companies leaving blue states.

00:07:01.780 Yamaha announces it's leaving California for Georgia after 50 years as Californians debate

00:07:07.400 implementing a wealth tax.

00:07:09.180 Yamaha.

00:07:09.940 Yamaha.

00:07:10.680 And then ExxonMobil's leaving Texas or leaving for Texas from New Jersey, I believe.

00:07:15.580 Yeah.

00:07:15.740 citing a business-friendly environment. And that could be a bad one. Based on the demographic

00:07:20.820 changes that I've seen in Texas, you could be bag-holding shitty policies 10 years from now 0.95

00:07:25.080 really quick. So I'd be worried. And then it'll be ExxonMobil's leaving Texas for Florida. 0.87

00:07:30.360 Back to New Jersey. It's somehow switched. Yeah. And so this, I mean, let's show this map here.

00:07:35.700 This is where Americans moved in 2025, gain versus loss. And none of these numbers are

00:07:41.140 completely huge. Um, but you see all the States, New York down, California down big, uh, Illinois,

00:07:49.840 uh, North Carolina, shockingly down. And all the red States are, you know, up Texas, Florida, 0.91

00:07:57.200 Georgia, Alabama, huge Mississippi, all the States that are kind of lower income tax,

00:08:03.080 less government overreach, less democratic, you know, in general are all the ones kind of

00:08:08.920 benefiting from the migration. And I think we've talked about it before on the show, like when

00:08:15.360 we're not getting mass deportations, but we are getting war with Iran and how it's hard to kind

00:08:21.920 of, I don't know if it's hard, but you're getting gridlock when you're trying to implement your

00:08:27.840 nationwide agenda, right? Mass deportations, all those sorts of things. And you're running into

00:08:33.040 people filibustering or trying to stop you or whatever. At a certain point, people just go,

00:08:37.980 well, uh, I'm not really getting what I want on the national level, but I need to make sure that 0.95

00:08:42.520 I'm not just going to get fucked time and time again on the local level. And so this is obviously 0.85

00:08:47.800 a decline in interstate migration from the COVID era, which completely changed the country,

00:08:53.740 but it's still happening and people are still voting with their feet, I guess.

00:08:57.760 Yeah, it's very true. And the biggest gainers were Idaho, South Carolina, and, uh, was that

00:09:03.560 Tennessee, Nashville, probably.

00:09:05.140 Yeah.

00:09:05.700 And then the biggest loser is obviously California, New York, North Carolina.

00:09:10.740 Interesting.

00:09:11.420 That one didn't make sense to me.

00:09:12.540 South Carolina.

00:09:13.040 People are loving South Carolina for some reason.

00:09:15.280 And, you know, just anecdotally, I'm going to share a thing, a perspective.

00:09:19.660 I saw recently there was some sort of thing where the mayor of Tampa,

00:09:25.000 Jane Castor, was directing Tampa PD to do something 1.00

00:09:29.860 where they didn't really work with ice.

00:09:31.680 It was some kind of subversion move to not work with on deportations or something.

00:09:38.160 And the attorney general of Florida, James Uthmeyer, I don't know exactly how it's pronounced,

00:09:43.360 but he just sent like a letter, like, here's what you're doing.

00:09:45.440 Here's why it's against the law.

00:09:47.860 Here's what we're going to do if you don't fix it right now.

00:09:50.400 And I just kind of go, all right, it's taken care of.

00:09:52.600 They're aware of it.

00:09:53.700 And that's like living in a red state with a good government.

00:09:57.040 You know, God bless Ron DeSantis and his administration.

00:09:59.360 I know we've been mean to him when he tried to run against Trump with

00:10:01.820 billionaire money and the boots, but in the boots, the boots,

00:10:05.260 but we love living here because you just, you know,

00:10:08.800 when something comes up, it's just going to get taken care of.

00:10:11.080 And I think that's kind of the future when we're always the Dems run the

00:10:16.320 house or, or, or power split.

00:10:18.800 And then nothing gets passed on the national level. It's just like, all right,

00:10:21.900 I'm going to go to a state with a super majority of the party I like.

00:10:24.560 And that might be blue people too. Yeah. And enjoy your taxes.

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00:12:16.520 company for sponsoring thank you wellness company all right so the save act is hitting some more

00:12:20.720 roadblocks first we're going to start off with a statement from chuck schumer listen to what he

00:12:24.740 said about it yes but their bill isn't voter id number one it is about voter registration

00:12:31.460 it makes it it allows ice to kick tens of billions of people off the rolls off the rolls

00:12:42.220 and they don't tell them until election day and you show up and you say you're not registered

00:12:47.620 anymore. You're not registered here. You're not on the rolls. So that's weird. Wondering why ICE

00:12:54.240 removing millions of fraudulent voters from the voter rolls is a problem. And then, as you guys

00:12:59.440 know, ICE only interacts with people with immigration issues. Then you kind of do the math

00:13:04.320 and you watch that clip and both sides feel good. I know. One side goes, yeah, why is ICE doing this?

00:13:09.760 And the other side says, why are there tens of millions of fraudulent voters on the voter rolls?

00:13:13.820 Yeah. And Dems love a little margin of error for their voter rolls. They love a couple of dead guys. They love people who have moved out of state. You can do anything with the corpses of their voter registration.

00:13:25.360 They need that.

00:13:25.920 And so, yeah, I mean, it's just very funny to watch someone say it out loud.

00:13:30.200 And Chuck's getting old, man.

00:13:32.440 He's not a powerful speaker.

00:13:34.440 He goes, and then why aren't we on the rolls?

00:13:37.600 He's kind of like in a deli.

00:13:39.340 He's some kind of older man who should be in a deli playing chess maybe against some young man who goes, oh, I used to know your father. 0.99

00:13:47.060 But instead, he's doing this shit and kind of giving away the plan. 0.99

00:13:50.180 Him and Mitch McConnell. 1.00

00:13:51.800 Don't get me started on Mitch.

00:13:52.920 They're trying to, I think, you know, they say like, oh, once you stop working, then you go

00:13:56.920 downhill. Yeah. They're trying to, in a nice way, end their lives in office. They're trying to die

00:14:04.140 on the Senate floor doing something that hurts America, right? That's the goal for some of these

00:14:09.020 elderly people. That's the only way. And then we have told you guys this in the past, when it comes 1.00

00:14:14.360 to voter ID, it's an 83% issue across both sides. But the last time it came to vote, 99.5% of

00:14:21.740 Democrats voted against it. Yeah. So it gives you a little peek at to what the problem is.

00:14:26.680 And that's why you go, oh, gee, guess I'll move to Florida. Guess I'll move to South Carolina.

00:14:31.900 Yeah. When you're getting fucked on stuff like that, you can't even pass an 80-20 issue. 0.99

00:14:36.480 Then maybe you move, right? Yeah. And we're having trouble with our own side. Lisa Murkowski 0.99

00:14:41.720 from Alaska is now saying she's against the SAVE Act. Can you read that tweet? And then the

00:14:46.600 Cernovich reply? Murkowski is basically saying Alaskans are too stupid to get IDs and that 1.00

00:14:51.440 they'll be disenfranchised. And someone else, Nick Soratore is saying, as I've said before, 1.00

00:14:57.500 Murkowski could never win without rigged elections. And then Cernovich replied saying,

00:15:01.420 Mitch McConnell spent $50 million to save Murkowski from a primary challenge. And I believe

00:15:06.560 that may have been the same year that Blake Masters was running in Arizona, who got basically

00:15:12.840 no money, no help from Mitch McConnell and the GOP. So that's the type of stuff that is really

00:15:19.700 pissing us off is, oh, we spent all this money on the rhino who votes against us, right?

00:15:25.040 Yeah.

00:15:25.460 That's so frustrating. 1.00

00:15:26.680 I'm tired of being fucked by these old rhinos like a Fire Island twink. 1.00

00:15:30.940 Yeah, like a Fire Island twink. 1.00

00:15:32.100 And then it's the Alaskan senator, right?

00:15:35.760 Alaska.

00:15:36.500 What's that?

00:15:37.220 70% for Trump?

00:15:39.040 And that's one of the main gripes we've kept talking about recently is we have states like

00:15:43.780 indiana kentucky whatever uh that are 70 30 trump voters and then their senators or their congressmen

00:15:53.120 are like 50 50 well maybe we shouldn't do that right indiana doesn't even govern hard alaska

00:15:59.040 doesn't govern hard so it's very annoying it's very frustrating and it hurts really bad this

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00:16:54.940 get to our iran section we have a couple updates first there was a message written on one of iran's

00:17:00.920 missiles. It says, in memory of the victims of Epstein Island. And I'm taking their word for it. 0.98

00:17:06.440 I can't read this shit. I can read it. Let me see. The squiggles? You read those squiggles? 1.00

00:17:09.740 Yeah, that's what it says. Okay. Thank you. Epstein Island on the bottom. So everything's

00:17:13.340 a meme now. Easter eggs for Hitler. You guys remember those back in the day? I guess it's 0.91

00:17:17.900 nothing new, but they're fitting the modern times now. I like the Ayatollah's got a sense of humor.

00:17:23.040 Me too. Yeah. Well, whatever's left of him. I don't know what's left. And then some people

00:17:29.020 are calling Operation Epic Fury, Operation Epstein Fury. Yeah. But we have to stop calling

00:17:34.600 it that because that, according to the Washington Post, is anti-Semitic. Yeah. Here's the quote. It

00:17:39.220 says, pretty quickly after the conflict began, this conspiratorial rebranding of Operation Epic

00:17:43.500 Fury, the U.S. military's official name into Operation Epstein Fury, started circulating on

00:17:48.720 social media platforms, said Oren Segal, the ADL senior vice president of counter-extremism and

00:17:54.400 intelligence. And they say it was listed. It was mentioned more than 90,000 times by 60,000

00:18:00.600 different accounts. And they call it a sharp rise in anti-Semitic content. So we have to stop the

00:18:06.780 anti-Semitism. Can't even make a joke. Can't even make a joke about Epstein-Fury. Like the two 0.97

00:18:12.940 issues that are, this is like typical Saturday Night Live shit. Like, oh, we got two things 0.99

00:18:17.880 going on. Let's combine them into one joke. But it's anti-Semitism or something. I don't get it.

00:18:22.600 And we can't be anti-Semitic, so carry on with the war. 0.86

00:18:26.380 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:18:27.220 Do whatever you guys want now.

00:18:29.080 Now that I'm scared of being called anti-Semitic, do whatever you guys want, please.

00:18:32.400 Yeah, another war in the Middle East. 0.52

00:18:34.040 No problem.

00:18:35.000 And I had this random stat that I came across, and I did not realize if it was true.

00:18:39.640 And then I asked Grok, and he said it was.

00:18:42.040 Did you know that Benjamin Netanyahu went to high school in a Philadelphia suburb?

00:18:47.160 Surprised me.

00:18:47.900 He told me this morning.

00:18:48.740 He went to Cheltenham High School, which is just outside of Philly.

00:18:52.600 And it was the same high school as Mark Levin and Lil Dicky.

00:18:56.620 Oh, good for Lil Dicky, yeah. 1.00

00:18:58.000 So that's kind of weird small world stuff.

00:19:00.240 They're all Jewish, right? 0.99

00:19:01.140 All those guys are Jewish.

00:19:02.280 It is a very Jewish suburb.

00:19:03.860 Okay.

00:19:04.380 But isn't that weird?

00:19:05.680 Yeah.

00:19:06.240 You wouldn't think that.

00:19:07.700 Very small world.

00:19:09.040 All right, our next two clips involve sleeper cells and the threat of sleeper cells.

00:19:13.280 First is Ted Cruz talking about it.

00:19:15.320 Are you concerned about sleeper cells?

00:19:17.120 There's been discussion of that.

00:19:18.540 Look, the risk of terrorism right now is quite high.

00:19:21.400 We tragically saw in Austin, Texas, just last weekend, we saw a terrorist attack.

00:19:28.100 We also saw another terrorist attack in New York City.

00:19:31.540 There is a heightened danger of terrorism right now, and I will say it is particularly indefensible,

00:19:37.200 that Democrats have shut down the Department of Homeland Security while we are facing an enhanced terrorist risk.

00:19:43.720 The Department of Homeland Security exists to guard against terrorist attacks.

00:19:47.700 The danger has never been higher than right now.

00:19:50.840 The danger's never been higher than right now.

00:19:53.460 And we have another clip from Trump talking about it.

00:19:56.900 They try to hit us back.

00:19:59.000 Have you been briefed about how many Iran sleeper cells there could be inside the U.S. right now? 1.00

00:20:05.140 I have been, and a lot of people came in through Biden with this stupid open border. 0.98

00:20:09.740 But we know where most of them are. 0.99

00:20:12.220 We've got our eye on all of them, I think.

00:20:14.920 Is it dozens?

00:20:15.760 They came in through the open border policies of sleepy Joe Biden, one of the worst, the worst president in the history of our country.

00:20:26.720 And we've got our eyes on all of them.

00:20:29.180 But the war itself is. 1.00

00:20:30.580 Fuck Joe Biden. 1.00

00:20:32.000 Yeah, it's not. 1.00

00:20:33.340 Yo, Iranian sleeper cells isn't really the time to call back to Joe Biden's term.

00:20:38.380 It's like, OK, can we get them now?

00:20:40.660 We have, he goes, we know where they all are for the most part.

00:20:43.740 So why don't we just black bag them up?

00:20:45.600 zip them up. They need to go somewhere. Zip them up. It's not like, oh, and may I remind you who

00:20:51.600 brought them in? Okay. Well, what are we doing now? Blame Joe Biden after. What about now?

00:20:57.560 And yeah, I mean, we just saw over the course of earlier today, a couple little attempted junior

00:21:04.520 terrorist attacks, I'd call them, lone wolf types. I don't know if they're, you know, when you say

00:21:09.220 the word sleeper cell, I picture some sort of like scene out of Homeland where a bunch of guys are

00:21:14.420 snapping cell phones in half and they visit the bomb maker and do this or whatever. But it seems

00:21:19.660 like the attacks that we're getting right now are random lone wolf, radicalized people who are here

00:21:24.640 like on the synagogue outside of Detroit. And then this guy, Old Dominion University shooter,

00:21:32.280 Mohamed Jallot, who was convicted in 2016 for attempting to provide material support to ISIS.

00:21:39.500 He was naturalized from Sierra Leone and released from federal prison in 2024 under Joe Biden.

00:21:45.100 And he was, yeah, he was previously arrested for supporting ISIS.

00:21:48.200 And then after serving some years, they let him stay.

00:21:52.000 Yeah.

00:21:52.500 Interesting approach.

00:21:53.420 And now he's at it again.

00:21:54.660 And that's the second one.

00:21:55.600 The first, the Austin shooter was from Sierra Leone, right?

00:21:58.320 So these are two guys from some random African country who are both naturalized.

00:22:02.500 Why are they here?

00:22:03.620 Why is anyone here?

00:22:05.040 The thing is we need to be revoking stuff from people.

00:22:09.280 Not everyone has a right, oh, you were naturalized. 1.00

00:22:11.360 And then it's like you check who it was and it's under Biden who was a stolen election president.

00:22:19.180 And it's like, why aren't we reversing some of this stuff?

00:22:21.820 So that's the part that pisses me off.

00:22:23.720 I get it. 1.00

00:22:24.720 And we have more Muslims and shitty migrants here than ever. 1.00

00:22:28.120 But where's our offense? 1.00

00:22:29.980 We're watching.

00:22:31.040 We're waiting.

00:22:32.200 Where's our like removal?

00:22:34.380 Yeah.

00:22:34.780 Where's our 1950s Operation Wetback?

00:22:37.080 But for Muslims. 0.99

00:22:38.980 I wish we had one and we don't.

00:22:41.840 And this next piece, it's half a meme and a bit, but half kind of true.

00:22:46.640 Someone had a point to make on Twitter about how if you nuked American cities, we'd actually get stronger.

00:22:53.980 Yeah.

00:22:54.100 America is the worst country to have as a military opponent because if you nuke their city centers, they get stronger. 1.00

00:22:59.140 And it's like, yeah, thanks for taking out the freeloaders and the fucking homeless people and all the black people and the migrants. 1.00

00:23:06.400 And, yeah, we lost some good architecture, but, you know, there were hobos sleeping out there. 1.00

00:23:10.500 So I guess that's more the infrastructure is the part that I'm worried about.

00:23:15.200 And Will Tanner had a long thing.

00:23:16.760 You want me to read this?

00:23:17.400 Yeah, please.

00:23:18.260 I've mentioned it before, but this connects to one of the more interesting theories I've seen on here about the Cold War and the devastating social changes that came in the 60s and 70s.

00:23:26.780 What if it all happened because the government believed nuclear war was imminent?

00:23:31.020 Take the destruction of our cities.

00:23:32.820 What used to be functional metropolitan zones full of factories, workers, capitalists, the middle class, and so on, are now largely urban slums full of felonious, welfare-reliant denizens.

00:23:44.880 There are others there, of course, primarily highly compensated professionals and a very few old money types.

00:23:50.760 But largely those who actually live in cities are the worst among us rather than the best. 0.99

00:23:56.400 If the bombs were to fall, the welfare class would be eradicated, while the productive classes in their highly dispersed suburbs would mostly escape nuclear hellfire.

00:24:04.600 Similarly, the factories and other centers of production in which the productive classes work have been dispersed outside of the few big cities in which they used to primarily exist and are now all over the country.

00:24:16.260 Like the people who know how to work in and run them, they're everywhere rather than being just a few targets in big cities.

00:24:22.760 So you basically get it.

00:24:23.920 Yeah, that's an interesting point.

00:24:25.220 And obviously there's some cities that have major industries and that would be bad, like finance in New York.

00:24:30.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ports, different things like that, that like kind of fall out of the purview of it.

00:24:35.760 But it's totally true. And then you're bombing New York.

00:24:37.940 And what were the stats on the foreign born population of New York recently?

00:24:42.140 It's like half.

00:24:43.320 It's a high number. I can't pull it out the top of my head, but it's like, congratulations, you attacked America.

00:24:49.000 It was all foreigners, you know? 1.00

00:24:51.080 So I get it. It's mostly a meme, but it's still an interesting thing to think about, right?

00:24:56.320 Very interesting. All right, let's wrap this section up with this Hillary clip. 1.00

00:24:59.560 Hillary was praising Trump and his behavior with Iran.

00:25:03.300 That's a bottom signal.

00:25:04.240 I think all of that is a very good signal that there is beginning to be a better understanding, both by the president and the people around him, as well as by the leaders of our European allies,

00:25:18.240 that there can be a common ground amongst us. And the kind of dismissiveness that we saw in the

00:25:27.300 first Trump administration has been replaced by a much more obvious working relationship

00:25:33.860 to the good of European security, transatlantic security, and hopefully Ukrainian security.

00:25:40.520 So I'm never a good sign when Hillary goes, wow, he's really bellowed out. He's doing what I want.

00:25:46.560 Fuck me, guys. 1.00

00:25:47.960 Come on. 1.00

00:25:48.680 It hurts bad.

00:25:49.860 Yeah.

00:25:50.160 And he's really watching the sleeper cells closely. 1.00

00:25:53.520 Fuck you guys. 1.00

00:25:55.500 Get them out. 1.00

00:25:56.660 There is something to that clip, too.

00:25:59.840 She looks good.

00:26:01.420 Oh, yeah?

00:26:01.940 You think so?

00:26:02.400 And she's talking clearly.

00:26:03.800 I don't know if it's a bot or if she's getting the baby's blood or what.

00:26:07.080 But she looks better than she did a few years ago.

00:26:10.360 She was declining and then is now improving again somehow.

00:26:14.060 Call her what you want, but you can't call her not a survivor. 0.97

00:26:18.960 She's like a cockroach. 1.00

00:26:20.360 And someone will always have her on the podcast. 0.81

00:26:22.920 Is there a world where she runs in 28? 0.98

00:26:26.200 I don't know.

00:26:26.760 We can't get rid of her 12 years later? 0.90

00:26:29.460 It's called sticky.

00:26:30.440 She's sticky.

00:26:31.380 Yeah, she's very sticky. 1.00

00:26:33.100 All right, our last piece from the Iran section, we have a clip here.

00:26:37.060 This is an aerial view of a gas line of people lining up for fuel in China, which I just thought was interesting considering that Venezuela was providing China with a lot of gas and then Iran was the second most.

00:26:51.380 We took them out and now China is having some gas problems.

00:26:55.100 Trump hurt them at the pump.

00:26:56.840 Yeah.

00:26:57.260 He's hurting me at the pump too, though, to be fair.

00:27:00.080 Our prices are going up. 1.00

00:27:02.260 But yeah, this is some 1970s USA shit. 1.00

00:27:05.620 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:06.320 Lines for the pumps and desperation in China. 0.98

00:27:10.780 You get it.

00:27:11.600 And China's a little different.

00:27:12.680 They'll let you wait in line for like four days.

00:27:14.980 Yeah.

00:27:15.660 There's no one who comes and goes, all right, we can't do this.

00:27:18.180 We're going to disperse.

00:27:19.180 He's like, oh, you want to wait?

00:27:19.920 You wait.

00:27:20.380 You wait.

00:27:21.040 Don't lose your spot.

00:27:22.380 All right.

00:27:22.740 Let's get to our migrant section.

00:27:24.360 We're going to start the migrant section with some stats about foreign-born populations

00:27:28.760 based on states.

00:27:30.320 Yeah.

00:27:30.580 This is a new graphic.

00:27:32.200 50 million foreign-born people here.

00:27:34.280 That includes legal and illegal.

00:27:37.140 Legal.

00:27:38.560 And yeah, Florida.

00:27:39.980 Florida got me.

00:27:40.980 That was the stat I wanted to point out.

00:27:43.140 23% in Florida.

00:27:45.060 And it's 27 in California.

00:27:46.560 We're basically the same as California.

00:27:48.460 Yeah, so that's something that doesn't sit right with me.

00:27:50.300 I think we got to get them out.

00:27:52.000 There's probably obviously more illegals in California, fine. 0.99

00:27:55.120 But we shouldn't be anywhere near California in a lot of stuff.

00:27:58.240 What do you think makes up the bulk of it?

00:27:59.820 Like Cubans, Miami? 0.97

00:28:01.140 i think all of miami is basically uh venezuela cuba yeah it's like a south american city all

00:28:07.320 right um and that was i believe miami was founded by people from cleveland ohio back in the day and

00:28:15.200 then they gave it to the hispanics the hispanics took it they're happy to take it i know they're

00:28:20.460 like you built this you built this and we could take it so uh i don't know i want to see lower

00:28:25.840 numbers but that's something the 50 million number we've been harping on this our foreign-born

00:28:30.740 population is higher than ever. It really took off under Joe Biden. We've shown you guys stats

00:28:35.520 a million times, but the state by state breakout we have never seen. So crazy. All right. Our next

00:28:40.860 little mini segment within our migrant section is about us needing to third third world proof

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00:29:36.160 Our first story is about an 83-year-old Air Force veteran

00:29:39.500 who got pushed on the tracks by a migrant.

00:29:42.220 Recording from the subway tracks, a victim says he was pushed by this man

00:29:45.620 wearing a red hoodie before also shoving this 83-year-old man off the platform.

00:29:53.420 Speaking exclusively with me in Spanish, 30-year-old John Rodriguez of Maspeth, Queens,

00:29:58.240 says he was on his way to work, standing on the southbound FQ platform

00:30:01.880 at the Lexington Avenue, 63rd Street subway station,

00:30:05.140 when he says this man, captured on his cell phone video, unprovokingly shoved him.

00:30:12.100 I panicked. I started asking for help, not only for me, but the other man that was pushed.

00:30:17.060 Watch again. He starts recording as a good Samaritan tries to help him.

00:30:21.280 That's when he says the 83-year-old got pushed, too.

00:30:24.460 Police say that man, who lives on Roosevelt Island, is listed in critical condition.

00:30:29.580 Super sad veteran, critical condition, pushed in by some migrant. 1.00

00:30:34.520 And then, we have any more context here?

00:30:37.520 Yeah, the older victim has been identified as Richard Williams, an Air Force veteran.

00:30:41.380 His granddaughter was in tears Monday as she spoke to CBS.

00:30:44.860 She said Williams has always been the light of her life.

00:30:47.480 Her grandfather takes ultimate pride in the family he built, which includes three daughters, two grandkids.

00:30:52.920 He was an Air Force veteran and had beat cancer.

00:30:56.100 He survived a fire, cancer recently, and all he wanted to do was walk.

00:31:00.200 He loves to walk.

00:31:01.760 And so it's just a guy who's gone through everything in life and then what kind of gets him or pushes him over the edge?

00:31:07.420 A randomly violent, illegal immigrant who shouldn't be here. 1.00

00:31:11.200 Horrible. 0.99

00:31:11.860 Yeah.

00:31:12.200 Super sad.

00:31:12.880 And then someone in the reply said, we need to start installing these barriers that prevent people from getting pushed onto the subway tracks, which is why I call it third world proofing our society.

00:31:24.320 So instead of arresting criminals and repeat offenders and deporting all the third worlders, we need to spend billions of dollars installing these. 1.00

00:31:32.520 So a migrant can't push you on the tracks that easily. 1.00

00:31:35.820 Yeah.

00:31:36.040 How can we engineer our way out of 10 million foreigners here and a bunch of repeat offenders? 1.00

00:31:41.840 I don't know.

00:31:42.520 Let's get to work, team.

00:31:43.660 And nobody says, what if we just lock them up and throw away the key?

00:31:48.400 But yeah, overengineering.

00:31:51.140 And, you know, we've done that as a society a lot, like hostile.

00:31:55.980 You call it third world proofing, but we've done it for homeless people.

00:31:59.380 The hostile architecture.

00:32:01.420 Architecture.

00:32:02.460 I don't want to.

00:32:04.240 Someone's rubbing off on me.

00:32:05.520 and all those benches that have like spikes

00:32:10.580 or little underpasses.

00:32:11.900 So we've done this before

00:32:13.200 where we don't treat the human behavior

00:32:15.000 and we just kind of go,

00:32:15.980 well, we'll design something

00:32:17.100 so a city worth of hobos doesn't end up under this bridge.

00:32:20.820 This is what a city is.

00:32:22.060 And I was thinking maybe we can prevent pickpockets

00:32:24.660 with these balloon suits.

00:32:27.220 Yeah, that's smart.

00:32:30.440 But then when they push you in the water, you drown.

00:32:34.080 Maybe you float.

00:32:34.840 Maybe float, okay.

00:32:36.540 So it is a little inconvenient, but don't you want to be safe?

00:32:40.340 Don't you want to live?

00:32:41.540 Don't you want to survive against these migrants? 1.00

00:32:43.800 And I was thinking maybe for girls, they can wear these spike suits when they leave the bar at night to avoid gropey migrants. 1.00

00:32:50.940 Yeah.

00:32:51.380 What was this, a bear hunting suit originally?

00:32:53.600 Now it's a migrant suit. 1.00

00:32:55.140 You know how they say fashion is cyclical?

00:32:57.180 Everything goes in trends?

00:32:58.700 Now there's enough migrants here to warrant the bear suit. 1.00

00:33:01.120 Yeah, that's where we're at.

00:33:02.520 That's where we're at.

00:33:03.280 Full circle.

00:33:04.840 And another example of third world proofing our society is car insurance, uninsured motorist 0.87

00:33:12.180 coverage.

00:33:12.540 We've talked about that a bunch.

00:33:13.860 We have another example here.

00:33:15.080 This woman gets crashed into by some Somalis with no insurance. 1.00

00:33:18.300 They actually pull a hit and run.

00:33:20.020 And this is after the police had caught up to them.

00:33:23.240 I just had a hit and run and I called the police and they came over and did a police

00:33:28.360 report and I gave them a description of the vehicle.

00:33:31.740 and some nearby police officers that were patrolling the area found the vehicle in a parking

00:33:38.460 lot. And now the people that hit my car are telling the police that I hit them, that I backed

00:33:45.520 into them. The police, of course, do not believe them. And the police officers, obviously, since I

00:33:53.560 couldn't drive my car to the scene where these people were, gave me a ride in their car. So I am

00:34:00.380 in the back of a police cruiser right now and they also um said that they didn't want me to

00:34:10.220 speak directly to the people because they were kind of just being really boisterous and loud and

00:34:15.540 they didn't think it would be safe for me to exchange information they said that they

00:34:19.940 do not have insurance because they are from somalia and they are there you go no insurance 1.00

00:34:28.080 loud, black, fat, lying. What else? What else is there? That's the big four. And this is why 1.00

00:34:35.260 everyone needs dash cams. It's dash cam season and it's uninsured motorist season. And it's

00:34:41.280 another example of third world proofing our society. And instead of just having these people 1.00

00:34:45.640 not be here, you need to install all these special devices and you need to get special

00:34:50.080 insurance. So when they hit you and run away, you don't get completely fucked and have to pay out 0.97

00:34:54.860 of pocket yeah uninsured motorist uh insurance which is a like a line item on your insurance 0.98

00:35:00.940 usually a dash cam or you could put a big bumper around your car and see how that goes something

00:35:06.400 like that or create another car that you don't really care about let the migrants crash into

00:35:10.520 that yeah yeah it's a dummy car and then when you're in europe you need a second wallet and

00:35:16.320 that's the big wallet that's sticking out and your real wallet's tucked in your tank

00:35:20.060 yeah that's you have to put all your valuables in your you're like tricking people you're

00:35:25.840 tricking third worlders who can't even think and then i love the the lying they just go no they 1.00

00:35:31.420 she backed into me their whole front end is fucked clearly one side she backed into me at 80 or 0.99

00:35:37.400 whatever 40 miles an hour and then i found a tweet that i thought sums up the situation as well 0.89

00:35:42.520 yeah this was to an unrelated trucking thing but since we're talking about the roads again

00:35:46.440 it's kind of important. Americans need to understand that a huge portion of the world

00:35:50.580 simply doesn't have the IQ and moral comprehension to understand the consequences of their actions.

00:35:55.500 Every one of these videos shows the apathetic or confused foreigner having just killed a whole 1.00

00:36:00.880 family. This was about a trucking thing. These are people operating thousand pound machines on

00:36:06.000 our roads. They're not malicious and trying to kill people. They literally don't understand,

00:36:10.800 which is why we need to be imprisoning the clerks that issue these permits as well as the

00:36:14.740 drivers, of course. Yeah, we're dealing with different people. And I think a lot of times,

00:36:19.620 especially Democrats, they kind of think like, oh, this person is me, but just born in Sierra

00:36:25.180 Leone. And the only difference was that they didn't have an education and didn't go to

00:36:29.420 Barnard like I did. Yeah. And it's really not. We're dealing with like borderline different

00:36:34.760 species of people. Yeah. Impulsive. They're operating on emotion, not logic. They're just

00:36:42.120 different types of people who shouldn't even be here. And then you're, you're holding the burden

00:36:47.220 of their mistake, right? This woman who needs to get a ride to a cop car to go say, yep, those are 0.99

00:36:51.680 the Somalis who hit me and ran. Right. And then they lie and you have to like really defend 1.00

00:36:56.960 yourself and they're trying to get out of it in a system that probably tends to land on their side

00:37:03.700 of a, uh, take someone's word for it issue. Yeah, totally. Uh, we have some more stats when it comes

00:37:08.820 to illegals driving? Yeah, this was from an article called Utah Republicans upheld the

00:37:14.900 compact on immigration of 2011, despite Trump administration pressure to remove subsidies for

00:37:20.640 illegal immigrants. So I think Utah is doing some scumbag shit there or didn't get as right wing as 1.00

00:37:25.980 they could. But the body of the article had some stats on who was doing some of the bad driving. 0.99

00:37:33.080 and I thought it was shocking, in 2023, nearly 50% of the 2,000 serious car crashes in West

00:37:40.760 Valley City involved an unlicensed driver, up from the four-year average of 30%.

00:37:47.300 So half of the serious car accidents, someone doesn't have a license.

00:37:51.460 From January to August 2024, nearly 50% of the 120 hit-and-run cases that were solved

00:37:57.560 in West Valley City also involved an unlicensed driver, the department found.

00:38:02.060 And then even as total car crashes have fallen over the past five years, crashes involving unlicensed driver have risen statewide and now account for 35% of all crashes and 45% of DUI arrests in West Valley cities.

00:38:16.240 So if you deported, if you successfully did mass deportations in Utah, DUIs would be cut in half and it would also cut total accidents by over a third.

00:38:27.160 So crazy stats.

00:38:28.620 They really love their modelos.

00:38:30.140 they really love drinky drivey on license no insurance tailgating you that should be okay

00:38:37.800 that should be fine that should be fine and then they crash into your car they go it's okay it's 0.98

00:38:42.540 okay i give you 200 5 000 worth of fucking body work i give you 200 200 so yeah i mean uh we just 0.99

00:38:50.560 gotta have the will to deport these people and our lives would be instantly better and your 0.99

00:38:55.020 insurance rates would instantly go down isn't that crazy isn't that crazy and then there used

00:38:59.860 to be a thing where like unlicensed drivers, like they'd take you to jail, right? Wasn't

00:39:06.280 that like we caught you the second time and now it's just like a what? A warning or something

00:39:11.240 everywhere? Hey, you need to stop. Don't do it again. Don't let me catch you, Jose. Is

00:39:18.280 that a modelo in your pocket? Yeah. So very frustrating to see this type of stuff though.

00:39:23.360 Very frustrating. And it gets worse. This Axios headline is even more frustrating. Scoop,

00:39:28.680 White House tells House Republicans to stop talking about mass deportations.

00:39:33.480 So they're instead focusing on criminal illegal aliens.

00:39:37.360 And when you see a member of Congress or a senator saying we need to get all the criminal

00:39:41.860 illegal aliens out, basically what they're saying is we're not doing mass deportations.

00:39:47.220 I'm just targeting a percentage of the illegals here and all the other ones who are law abiding 0.99

00:39:52.140 for now.

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00:40:42.580 Are not a priority.

00:40:43.840 Law abiding, not counting that big federal crime or that big felony of coming across the border illegally starting now.

00:40:51.420 Yeah, so it's so frustrating, man.

00:40:52.860 Maybe we'll deport the 50 million illegals after the midterms in that 18 months. 1.00

00:40:57.780 Once we have a razor-thin margin, if we even maintain anything, that's when we'll do it.

00:41:04.240 And that's when we'll get rid of everybody.

00:41:06.500 And we actually have a tweet here.

00:41:09.320 It makes me spit, dude.

00:41:10.140 It makes me very upset.

00:41:11.120 We have a tweet here that sums up that whole thing of campaigning on a big issue.

00:41:17.580 Everyone votes for you for that issue, and then you don't make it happen.

00:41:21.500 And here's the thought.

00:41:22.680 Here's the.

00:41:23.600 Come on, brother.

00:41:24.560 I lost it.

00:41:25.580 I'll just read it.

00:41:26.440 Yeah.

00:41:27.580 Political consultants do this every four years.

00:41:30.040 You win an election with a mandate.

00:41:32.020 A year in, consultants start telling members not to do the thing they promised voters,

00:41:37.040 despite having been elected to do that specific thing.

00:41:40.540 It's unpopular.

00:41:41.600 It'll scare off independents.

00:41:42.940 Then they lose because voters correctly diagnosed that the politician failed to do the thing

00:41:47.660 they promise.

00:41:48.780 Rinse and repeat.

00:41:49.460 So that's what we're dealing with. And that's what we get every single time.

00:41:52.660 Yeah. And then we've always kind of loosely made fun of the, well, not always, but there's kind of

00:41:59.600 this industrial pro-life complex where they take in donations and they say, come on, the Dems are

00:42:06.100 going crazy on abortions. We need to take in all this money. And then they solicit donations and

00:42:11.960 then ultimately host a gala and pay off a bunch of it in salaries to, you know, paper

00:42:18.960 pushers and then nothing gets done, but it's a big machine.

00:42:21.920 It's a business.

00:42:22.520 And I'm worried that mass deportations is turning into that.

00:42:26.220 Everyone's so enthusiastic about it.

00:42:28.300 Everyone, it's like the defining issue of this election.

00:42:31.340 And then, oh, whoopsie, we're falling short.

00:42:33.940 We're not even doing it.

00:42:34.740 We're focusing on illegal criminal aliens, right? 0.98

00:42:37.060 Just the criminals. 0.72

00:42:38.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:42:38.520 So very disgusting shit. 1.00

00:42:40.120 I don't want to turn into that. And, you know, my what's my approval rating on this administration right now might be at the all time low for for the current year. Right. Yeah. That's how it feels for me, too. And I wanted to make this broader point when it comes to illegals and immigration in general. Can you read that tweet, please? 0.99

00:42:58.100 Yeah. Woman Definer said, wait until people realize the government uses inflation to wipe 1.00

00:43:03.420 out generational wealth so immigrants have a fair playing field against Americans asset-wise. 0.63

00:43:09.040 That's what it feels like.

00:43:10.480 That's interesting. It's an interesting take. Inflation certainly doesn't wipe out generational

00:43:15.060 wealth. If you're invested in assets, your assets are going to go up with inflation. So

00:43:19.300 I don't think there's a wipeout, but to make the lower class or people who don't own assets all 1.00

00:43:25.600 equal. Yeah, I could see that, right? I think there's something there. There's definitely

00:43:29.840 something. All right, let's get to our next section within our migrant section. This is

00:43:33.620 kind of about the Muslim takeover that's happening in America. This clip was in a church in Minneapolis.

00:43:39.020 so phase one was load us up with all the numbers and then phase two is going to be the domination

00:44:00.140 phase unfortunately yeah phase two and and before you get to total domination there's a testing

00:44:05.240 boundaries game that happens here. And that's what I think that was right there. That's what

00:44:09.380 that is. That's what the loudspeakers playing the call to prayer all night is. Exactly. It's more

00:44:15.060 in the slightly annoying stage right now, but you go, huh, something ain't right. They're playing

00:44:20.140 the loudspeakers. They're testing what they can do. What's this guy walking into the church for?

00:44:23.720 And soon it'll flip to real domination. And in certain areas, the domination, Dearborn,

00:44:29.240 certain areas of Minneapolis, probably the domination is more advanced, right?

00:44:33.320 Yeah, they're telling me I'm not allowed to have a dog anymore.

00:44:35.820 Yeah.

00:44:36.720 That's testing the waters.

00:44:38.340 And then we have Mamdami on the ground doing this. 1.00

00:44:46.400 What is that, the chopped cheese guy?

00:44:50.020 They're all sitting on the carpets.

00:44:52.060 What are those carpets doing in the mayor's house?

00:44:55.200 They brought him in.

00:44:55.880 So that's not good, especially after 9-11, disrespecting our veterans like that.

00:45:05.400 Yeah, and I saw somebody said, this is just 25 years after 9-11, how quickly they change, how quickly Americans' opinions change.

00:45:15.540 And it's like, no, it's how quickly they've replaced Americans, how quickly we've changed our demographics. 0.87

00:45:21.780 It really has the OGs who are working in finance and saw 9-11 firsthand. 1.00

00:45:26.220 They're not voting for dumb shit like this. 1.00

00:45:28.400 It's all imported. 1.00

00:45:29.880 It was a numbers game and they swapped everyone out.

00:45:32.700 And then a lot of people are making the comment like, oh, separation of church and state.

00:45:35.740 You can't do an Easter egg hunt here or whatever, but you can do Ramadan with the Muslims.

00:45:40.440 Not good.

00:45:40.980 And I've made this point a few weeks back.

00:45:43.460 I told you guys that I thought that they were going to keep squeezing the NYPD and not supporting them from the top down

00:45:49.760 and frustrating a lot of guys who are going to leave

00:45:51.860 and then they were going to replace them with Muslims.

00:45:54.500 Well, I found a video of a cop being a Muslim,

00:45:57.680 so I think I'm on to something.

00:45:59.320 Yo, bro, I don't even know what's going on,

00:46:01.220 but nigga, I'm trying to go to the bathroom

00:46:03.200 and look, nigga got 12 in here praying. 0.99

00:46:06.640 What's going on?

00:46:08.560 What's going on?

00:46:09.720 What's going on?

00:46:10.500 So, I guess I was right.

00:46:12.520 Yeah.

00:46:13.260 There's a Muslim cop.

00:46:15.120 Yeah.

00:46:16.060 I don't know if that's...

00:46:17.160 There's going to be a lot more of that, I think.

00:46:19.180 that's going to be the trend. I agree with you. And you're going to see conversions too. You're

00:46:22.500 going to see white guys going, oh, I'm the law or whatever. Yeah. And the red haired white guys 0.73

00:46:26.300 are particularly susceptible from what I've seen in England. So if you have friends with red hair 1.00

00:46:30.580 and a Muslim is getting too close, make sure you check on them. I don't know why it always seems 1.00

00:46:34.760 the red hair, red beard, they're more susceptible. They like it for some reason. Uh, there was a tax

00:46:39.820 credit change that was implemented. Uh, I don't know much about it, but I know you probably do.

00:46:44.320 Yeah. Yeah. Relax for a second and I'll take care of this. Basically, this is people calling into some NPR radio show or whatever. But part of the big, beautiful bill, one of the things they did was take away the earned income tax credit for people who file with ITN numbers instead of social security numbers.

00:47:05.860 So if you're filing your taxes and you have an ITN number, usually it means you're a foreigner

00:47:09.440 or illegal. And we used to give a, well, here, I'll just read this. Usually as an ITIN holder

00:47:17.740 claims their children as dependents, they say, we're married. I have an ITN, my husband has an

00:47:22.780 ITN, and we have three children that are here in the United States who were born here. They're

00:47:26.180 illegal. And we usually qualify for the child tax credit. Now they're no longer eligible for

00:47:30.960 the child tax credit, even though their kids are citizens. So basically my people were getting up

00:47:39.380 to, I think between eight and $9,000 tax refunds. And so this is for low or middle income people

00:47:44.640 who have kids who get like a nice chunk because they're working. And this is almost a version of

00:47:51.920 welfare. It kind of is because it's money that they didn't pay. They're getting like an overextended

00:47:57.140 tax credit that usually amounts to cash in your pocket when it comes to a refund season.

00:48:02.920 Me and you don't have a refund season. We have get fucked season. But basically the foreigners 1.00

00:48:09.800 aren't getting the free check anymore. And they're calling you to radio shows going,

00:48:14.260 we're hurting. And this is one of those things where, sorry to hijack it a little bit,

00:48:19.920 but this is where the Trump administration, obviously the Trump administration is so much

00:48:25.680 better than the alternative. Right. But here we're correcting something back to neutral instead of

00:48:31.200 like winning. You understand what I mean by that? Like something that shouldn't have been happened

00:48:36.220 to illegal parents were getting federal tax credit money. We just go, instead of like punishing them,

00:48:41.900 we just go back to, all right, you're not getting that free stuff anymore, but still enjoy. Have a

00:48:46.160 good day. You're not getting a tax credit. Exactly. And then, um, I guess I I'll read this,

00:48:51.620 even though it's a joke. Amazing stuff. We should go even farther. If you are an illegal, 0.99

00:48:55.880 all of your assets that you own in America should be taken from you and randomly given to a white 1.00

00:49:00.000 man. That would be winning. That's when we go a step above and beyond disenfranchisement and

00:49:06.080 property crimes. Yep. Very true. Let's go abroad with our migrant stuff now. We have a couple 1.00

00:49:12.600 stories out of Canada. There was a guy who was labeled, who was in the military in Canada,

00:49:17.460 who was labeled an extremist

00:49:18.880 because he was on a white-for-white dating site?

00:49:22.400 Yeah, Canadian military personnel

00:49:24.480 identified on white supremacist dating site.

00:49:27.360 CBC News Visual Investigations Unit

00:49:29.780 identified more than 200 Canadians in leaked data.

00:49:33.240 And so the CBC, which is state-owned media, right?

00:49:37.120 They go all after this white guy,

00:49:39.520 even though it's a white country,

00:49:41.060 has identified Canadian military personnel

00:49:43.240 on white date, a white-only dating site

00:49:45.500 that promoted Nazi ideology.

00:49:47.460 One of the racists on this site was Tristan Armstrong, a captain working for the Canadian Armed Forces Future Fighters Capability Project, Canada's program to purchase F-35s.

00:49:58.100 So they're outing this guy for being on a white dating site, naming and shaming him.

00:50:02.920 And the state-owned media broadcasting company goes, yep, let's string him up by his toes and beat him down, right?

00:50:10.700 And then we have some stats about what is allowed. 0.68

00:50:13.680 So not allowed in Canada is white dating, dating for white people. 0.96

00:50:16.880 But what is allowed is J-Date, J-Swipe, Black Singles Dating App, Black Canadian Dating, Indian Cupid, Gopher Desi, Punjabi, Shadi, Matrimony, Asian Dating, Dill Mill, South Asian Dating, Muzz, Where Muslims Marry, and Muslima, Muslim Dating. 0.92

00:50:33.920 That's all good.

00:50:34.960 Those are all pure.

00:50:36.160 Have fun, my fellow Canadians. 1.00

00:50:37.860 But if you're white looking for a white spouse, go kill yourself, brother. 1.00

00:50:41.820 Euthanize time. 1.00

00:50:42.680 Die on a fire or something. 0.86

00:50:44.040 Yeah. So and that was from Chris Burnett who pointed that out, who thank you for doing the research, because those are a lot of ones I have never heard before.

00:50:51.980 Punjabi shoddy matrimony. I've heard of that. Go for Desi. Go for Desi. 1.00

00:50:58.140 So I'm sure you could find some extremist stuff on those Muslim sites. 1.00

00:51:02.020 Oh, I'm in Canada. I'm pro jihad or whatever. 0.94

00:51:05.200 Of course. Yeah. But only the white guy faces the the state backed media, the wrath of the state backed media.

00:51:13.520 right? Only the white guy. Yep. And he was in the military, like we said. And then Canada just

00:51:17.660 released a new ad for their military featuring all white people.

00:51:43.520 we get it yeah it looks cool when it's time to recruit it's the white people yeah exactly so 0.96

00:51:57.540 the white people can go fight for israel and then protect all the indians that got brought in to 0.99

00:52:02.900 replace you and then if you don't like your life you can euthanize yourself yeah and you know what 0.94

00:52:07.980 I think a core tenet of America was, if you were a new arrival, back in the Western European 0.99

00:52:15.220 Immigration Day, if you were a new arrival, you'd volunteer for the military and kind of

00:52:19.520 prove your loyalty a little bit. You know, we had Germans fighting against Germany in World War II.

00:52:25.740 Wasn't Dwight D. Eisenhower a big German? There was no question there. Now it's like, 0.98

00:52:29.960 I think Canada just imported 10 million people. All these Indians, all these weirdos, 1.00

00:52:35.200 Where are they at? 0.98

00:52:36.300 They got to prove themselves, right?

00:52:37.700 Yeah, send them.

00:52:38.600 And they're not really doing it, and the commercials will stay white.

00:52:42.040 Yep, and they will stay white.

00:52:44.040 And you know what else stays white? 1.00

00:52:45.800 The signs that are put in the bathroom teaching you how to shit. 1.00

00:52:48.920 Yeah, a white guy squats on the toilet like that. 0.99

00:52:53.240 Honestly, I think you'd have a hard time ever finding an example 0.97

00:52:58.860 of a white guy sitting on a toilet like that, ever.

00:53:01.600 It would have to be like someone who's got something like they're an injury or something.

00:53:06.340 And they're not doing a joke.

00:53:08.000 You know, I don't think you could find one example.

00:53:10.460 Or like a messed up toilet.

00:53:11.820 Yeah.

00:53:12.660 Not good.

00:53:13.700 And then we're going to go to the UK for our last segment here.

00:53:17.480 The British are trying to get Winston Churchill removed from their money.

00:53:22.180 Yeah.

00:53:22.360 British wartime hero Winston Churchill to be removed from the five pound UK banknote replaced by pictures of animals.

00:53:29.660 Nandim Pereira, who sits on the Bank of England's panel of wildlife experts,

00:53:33.240 said the decision was overdue to replace historical figures with wildlife.

00:53:38.680 So, yeah, they're going to remove the culture and then say, what do you mean?

00:53:42.260 It's all about wildlife.

00:53:43.660 It's all about this stork or a seal or something.

00:53:46.780 And you're not going to remember you fought in World War II with, like,

00:53:50.740 the greatest British leader ever.

00:53:52.120 That was, like, England at its greatest, right, World War II.

00:53:55.840 And Winston Churchill's got some quote.

00:53:59.400 It's like, you can choose war or dishonor.

00:54:01.880 And if you choose dishonor, you might still get war.

00:54:04.900 I think that's a quote, like loosely.

00:54:07.080 And that's what's happening right now.

00:54:09.220 There's another version of that where you can either choose to fight the migrants or let them dominate you, basically. 0.99

00:54:17.200 And if you let them dominate you, you still might get war.

00:54:20.440 Either way, a fight's coming.

00:54:21.820 Exactly.

00:54:22.200 And so I think that quote is pretty timely right now,

00:54:25.600 especially as they're trying to take him off the money.

00:54:27.580 And they're replacing him with animals.

00:54:30.080 Can you name a U.K. animal that's like a U.K.,

00:54:33.640 like the horse that the guards go on?

00:54:36.260 Yeah.

00:54:37.000 Maybe a corgi?

00:54:38.060 Corgis?

00:54:38.760 Didn't the queen used to like corgis? 0.97

00:54:40.880 What do they eat?

00:54:41.860 Pod?

00:54:42.580 They like fish.

00:54:43.860 They eat a lot of fish.

00:54:45.320 So I had some recommendations of some animals you could put on the money.

00:54:49.340 George Floyd, nothing to do with England.

00:54:52.200 but he was global.

00:54:54.220 And then, which one was this guy?

00:54:56.240 Do you remember what this guy did?

00:54:57.280 I think that was the one who tried to bite someone's face off 0.68

00:54:59.960 on bath salts, maybe.

00:55:01.140 Maybe, maybe.

00:55:01.900 I don't remember.

00:55:02.680 I confuse all my mugshot crimes at this point.

00:55:05.320 All right, well, that's the end of our migrant section, 1.00

00:55:07.160 and I'm moving on to the final page of housekeeping

00:55:08.820 where I can say whatever I want.

00:55:10.320 Use the opportunity to tickle the post.

00:55:11.860 Help us juice the algo.

00:55:12.880 Leave a like, leave a comment, comment again,

00:55:14.380 then start yapping.

00:55:15.340 PO Box needs to be full.

00:55:16.480 Notifications need to be on.

00:55:17.500 Old episodes need to be watched,

00:55:19.020 and the link to this episode needs to be sent to the boys

00:55:20.820 in the group chat.

00:55:21.580 And I actually have a nice example of what sending the link to the boys in the group chat looks like.

00:55:27.900 This was sent in by show watcher Jessica.

00:55:30.700 And she says, hey, this is the podcast I was telling you to watch.

00:55:33.760 Oops, wrong person, but you should still check it out.

00:55:36.320 It's really good.

00:55:37.380 Some plausible deniability there.

00:55:39.400 We're reangling for something.

00:55:40.980 So she's grinding for us. 1.00

00:55:42.640 And I appreciate that.

00:55:43.920 And can you guys say the same?

00:55:45.640 Not everybody.

00:55:47.000 Roll call.

00:55:47.400 And then she said we should call it Shehovah's Witnesses. 0.97

00:55:50.460 show hova's witnesses that's pretty good so thank you to jessica for doing that and congrats on your

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00:56:44.940 you might as well publish it. Let's get to our first. Well, actually, before we do, I want to

00:56:51.540 make a quick, quick announcement. We've lowered the price a little bit on my triple white 93

00:56:56.680 Mustang LX. So it is still for sale and it's linked in the description. Please go buy that.

00:57:01.960 We lowered the price and this is as low as it's going to go. All right. Our first tweet. Can you

00:57:06.360 read that? From Carnivore Aurelius. He said, kind of trippy how Adam and Eve ate the apple,

00:57:12.100 the forbidden fruit before the fall of mankind.

00:57:14.600 And now everyone is carrying a device with them

00:57:17.820 with a bitten apple on the back.

00:57:20.020 Isn't that interesting?

00:57:21.060 Meaning an iPhone.

00:57:22.500 Yeah, it's interesting if you're just smoked a joint

00:57:24.680 and you're kind of like looking at your iPhone

00:57:26.200 and going like this, whoa.

00:57:28.720 If you breathe out of your mouth, it's really interesting.

00:57:31.380 You go, whoa.

00:57:32.860 But the symbol, the logo for the company is a bitten apple.

00:57:37.640 There's like six fruits,

00:57:38.980 but it's like alluding to the original.

00:57:42.100 I think it is.

00:57:43.580 Whatever.

00:57:44.340 I think it is. 0.99

00:57:45.180 I don't fucking care. 0.99

00:57:46.780 All right. 0.98

00:57:47.220 I have two points to make of things I've realized in the last few days.

00:57:50.600 Number one, you know when you get those automated text messages that you don't want and then

00:57:54.400 you reply, stop?

00:57:55.600 Yeah.

00:57:56.080 They always come back with one more telling you that you're off the list.

00:58:00.140 They need to get the last word in.

00:58:01.760 Yeah.

00:58:01.920 Like an oppositional defiant child.

00:58:03.820 They need the last word.

00:58:05.060 Oh, stop.

00:58:05.880 Okay.

00:58:06.260 No more texts coming.

00:58:07.760 What was that then?

00:58:08.740 Yeah.

00:58:08.960 Why am I still deleting you?

00:58:10.400 You should be a robot who just shuts down.

00:58:12.980 I agree with you.

00:58:14.360 All right.

00:58:15.040 Next, this is something I'm very passionate about.

00:58:17.720 I was sold a popcorn company ad.

00:58:21.460 I got an ad on my timeline for a popcorn company, and it really sold me.

00:58:26.680 And they were saying, this is the future of popcorn.

00:58:28.960 The future of popcorn is here.

00:58:30.740 This product revolutionized popcorn. 0.99

00:58:33.260 So I thought I was going to get some heavily buttered shit. 0.99

00:58:36.960 Futuristic popcorn. 0.99

00:58:37.840 dusty fingers, like overly flavored, overwhelmingly flavored stuff. And then when I got it and I

00:58:45.720 heated it up and ate it, it was basically just normal popcorn. And I was really upset about that.

00:58:52.620 So you were the mark, you were the sucker, you fell for it. And you thought there was some next 0.99

00:58:58.300 level of popcorn that you didn't know about. And we revolutionized it. This is going to change

00:59:03.100 popcorn forever. And I'm like, there was some huge advancement in popcorn tech.

00:59:06.920 And in my head, I'm like, I know what you did.

00:59:09.360 This stuff's going to be dusty, covered in all these weird flavors,

00:59:13.460 salted caramel, pickle, butter, butter.

00:59:16.500 Wasn't the case.

00:59:17.400 I mean, it was just normal.

00:59:18.280 And then I kind of realized, how can you revolutionize popcorn

00:59:22.460 if peak popcorn already existed?

00:59:25.820 It was those tins that your dad would bring home from work during the holidays

00:59:29.560 with the three splits, the three sections, the caramel, the butter, and the cheese.

00:59:34.160 Oh, yeah.

00:59:34.960 That was peak popcorn.

00:59:36.520 So unless you went bigger than that, these guys still hold the throne.

00:59:40.440 Yeah.

00:59:40.740 That's huge in Chicago.

00:59:42.180 Garrett's popcorn, it's called.

00:59:43.320 Do you ever have it?

00:59:44.220 Probably.

00:59:44.920 Garrett's, yeah.

00:59:45.560 But remember, your dad would bring home that tin from work. 0.99

00:59:47.800 It's like this big, and it has the three sections, and it's just the tastiest shit. 0.99

00:59:53.080 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:53.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:53.940 Eat that for months.

00:59:55.040 My favorite part is the thought that there could be some sort of revolution in popcorn.

00:59:59.920 We discovered a new technique. 0.99

01:00:01.180 It's like you heat the kernel until it explodes, and then you put shit on it. 0.97

01:00:04.620 what could possibly be the next revolution. 0.99

01:00:08.100 So you fell for it.

01:00:08.900 I fell for it.

01:00:09.360 How much did you pay?

01:00:10.980 A hundred bucks on popcorn?

01:00:12.360 No. 1.00

01:00:13.060 That's the type of shit he does. 1.00

01:00:14.220 He gets gutted for a hunji. 1.00

01:00:15.780 I think it ends up being.

01:00:17.280 You start adding the math together

01:00:18.600 on what he gets gutted for.

01:00:19.800 It's a hunji on this, hunji there. 0.99

01:00:21.700 Well, it's a write-off.

01:00:22.600 And all of a sudden he's got $3,100 1.00

01:00:24.380 in monthly expenses on dumb Instagram shit. 1.00

01:00:27.220 Well, it's a write-off 1.00

01:00:28.720 because we talked about it on the show.

01:00:30.660 Lovely.

01:00:31.340 And I'm going to be writing it off

01:00:32.580 because all the money goes to Ukraine and Israel.

01:00:36.180 Smart.

01:00:36.680 All right, next.

01:00:38.180 Legitimate Bigfoot sightings in Ohio, same area.

01:00:42.420 Lots of people, reliable, normal people,

01:00:45.060 all saw the same thing within a few days.

01:00:47.760 Please.

01:00:48.220 What do you want me to read from it?

01:00:49.440 Something big is moving through the Headwater Trail Greenbelt.

01:00:52.640 The Bigfoot Society is tracking an unprecedented cluster of activity.

01:00:55.860 Five high credibility reports in just 96 hours.

01:00:59.440 From Mantua to Wyndham,

01:01:00.560 we are seeing documented corridor of movement.

01:01:03.000 The variation in height between six to 10 feet and color

01:01:05.980 suggests we aren't just tracking one individual,

01:01:08.820 but a potential family group migrating east.

01:01:12.200 March 6th, nine-foot brown male spotted near State Road 44.

01:01:16.920 March 7th, eight-foot figure with a deep vibrating grunt

01:01:21.100 and oversized muddy prints.

01:01:23.460 March 9th, a hiker encountered an eight-foot Sasquatch

01:01:26.800 in black fur.

01:01:28.400 These are all credible, remember.

01:01:30.420 Headwaters Trail, 10-foot black figure with a stilt-like gait and musky odor.

01:01:34.880 You know what it is.

01:01:35.800 It's a bunch of people saying, and then they mapped it out here.

01:01:38.780 I thought Bigfoot was only in the Pacific Northwest.

01:01:41.580 All of a sudden, you're telling me they're in Ohio?

01:01:43.560 They're in Ohio.

01:01:44.460 Okay.

01:01:45.200 And there's a lot of them, and they're moving around.

01:01:47.340 Okay, sure.

01:01:48.240 And these are legitimate people.

01:01:49.700 So if you're in that area and you have trail cams, make sure you're checking your trail cams.

01:01:54.300 Okay, that's fair.

01:01:55.420 Because this is real.

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01:02:44.420 you might as well publish it. Israel. This is real. Okay. Israel. This is real. Yeah. Bigfoot

01:02:51.580 shit bores me, man. We could have found this. We had the tech by now. We're on season 10 or 1.00

01:02:56.020 whatever of finding Bigfoot. They never found him. They never got hit by a car. That's what I'm

01:03:00.100 saying. You never see a corpse. You never see anything. So I'm out on Bigfoot. But it could

01:03:04.020 be interdimensional. All right. Have fun, man. All right. Next. This I thought was really cool.

01:03:10.640 You know that there's that old Ingersoll Lockwood book, The Adventures of Baron Trump. And it's

01:03:15.840 from like the 1890s and it's about a boy named baron trump whose dad lives on like park ave and

01:03:21.520 it's called the last president or whatever and you kind of read it and you're like oh my god is

01:03:25.720 this a time traveler book about trump okay there's another one of those and it's called king of the

01:03:30.820 jews and uh can you read this headline or like the tweet that describes it more on the recent

01:03:36.460 discovery of the 1979 book king of the jews by leslie donald epstein about a harsh ruler named

01:03:41.440 Trumpleman, who nobody knows if they're good or bad for sure. And chapter one is the golden age. 0.89

01:03:47.920 And you might think, oh, this is, you know, just a coincidence.

01:03:51.600 See, Trumpleman arrived in our town. Trumpleman.

01:03:54.500 Trumpleman. You can't tell if he's good or bad. And then when you open the book,

01:03:58.240 you saw the name Leslie Epstein. And you might think, oh, that's just like a popular name.

01:04:03.620 It's probably not related to Jeffrey Epstein. But then when you open to the back,

01:04:08.140 That looks like a Jeffrey Epstein descendant.

01:04:11.520 Looks like someone who's in the Jeffrey Epstein family.

01:04:14.840 In the universe, yeah.

01:04:16.040 So if you believe that they have access to the time-traveling machine

01:04:20.420 or the thing that sees the future in the past,

01:04:23.320 the looking glass or whatever they call it,

01:04:25.200 you might think, hey, maybe Epstein family types

01:04:29.480 were doing messages about the future.

01:04:32.540 Okay, there you go.

01:04:33.640 Isn't that kind of a crazy coincidence, though?

01:04:35.520 Yeah, for sure.

01:04:36.420 You've said your piece.

01:04:37.300 And you think it's a little spooky?

01:04:39.360 No.

01:04:40.160 No.

01:04:40.600 Golden Age, Trumpleman. 0.99

01:04:43.720 Trumpleman, sure.

01:04:45.220 Golden Age is a completely common term.

01:04:47.660 And then Jeffrey Epstein in a wig.

01:04:50.020 Yeah.

01:04:50.520 That's the most compelling.

01:04:52.120 Jeffrey Epstein in a wig.

01:04:53.500 Epstein type.

01:04:54.740 All right.

01:04:55.420 Next, we told you guys about Asian peasant Rube Goldberg machine content 0.99

01:05:00.000 and how we're bullish on it.

01:05:02.020 We found a couple more.

01:05:07.300 you see him send it up like that yeah good for those guys good for that i didn't know about this

01:05:23.760 and it's technically asian peasant rube goldberg content because indians are asians yeah i like to 0.60

01:05:29.220 just i like to separate them so this is something that you found yeah this one is more uh the vietnam

01:05:35.160 type imitation of it.

01:05:36.780 Let's see what they're up to.

01:05:53.100 So, I don't know if that's Rube Goldberg

01:05:55.200 or fighting an entity of some kind,

01:05:57.200 but they're up to it.

01:05:58.660 They're up to something.

01:05:59.400 They're enjoying their swallow.

01:06:00.880 And the Rube Goldberg peasant machine content

01:06:04.860 is actually paying dividends.

01:06:06.200 We were right.

01:06:06.800 We're long and now we're getting paid.

01:06:09.040 Our position's up almost 50%.

01:06:10.860 Good for us.

01:06:12.660 All right.

01:06:12.960 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

01:06:13.940 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.

01:06:18.140 All right.

01:06:19.400 Our first story from Cringe of the Week

01:06:20.960 is about this woman who is upset with this store

01:06:24.780 who sells prom dresses for not hiring her.

01:06:28.160 Hi, everyone.

01:06:29.300 It's Emily.

01:06:29.920 I'm here at the Wheaton Mall in Wheaton, Maryland.

01:06:33.360 and despite this store

01:06:35.600 being hiring

01:06:36.680 they have beautiful dresses

01:06:38.480 I just went in and asked

01:06:40.580 if I could be hired

01:06:42.440 and they told me that I couldn't

01:06:44.400 because I'm not a woman

01:06:45.980 and only a woman can work at that job 1.00

01:06:48.780 so Cinderella

01:06:50.740 in the Wheaton Mall

01:06:54.780 you're on notice

01:06:56.120 sorry

01:06:57.540 you're on notice

01:06:59.720 it's like a legitimate threat

01:07:02.200 you have to be a little scared arm security for two weeks that's exactly right and then the store

01:07:09.140 didn't want to hire a man because a lot of young girls come in and change into prom dresses that 1.00

01:07:15.500 they pick and i guess for some reason that means it's a transphobia problem yeah emily really

01:07:22.580 wanted to be a part of that um but very dark that there's even people online who will see this 0.99

01:07:29.240 information and be like, that's fucked up. You know, Emily, we stand with you. We're boycotting 0.99

01:07:33.200 the store too. You're owed that job. Yeah. And I also have written it's Cinderella, not

01:07:38.720 Cinderfella. Still got it. Cinderfella. I believe I saw that meme in 2017 somewhere. Cinderfella.

01:07:48.200 It's like a boomer Facebook post. Yeah. One of the funniest things that we do in cringe all the

01:07:52.580 time is we've kind of come full circle. We just have a very particular show vernacular

01:07:58.620 like we all we just call them migrants and it's like everybody knows what we're talking about is

01:08:03.060 illegals and then even legals who are like tenuously legal or have like some temporary

01:08:09.400 we we've used migrants as like an interchangeable term but what we mean is illegals and we're always

01:08:15.240 saying her after one of these videos and then people when we make it an instagram real people

01:08:20.660 are like why'd you call him her it's like dude we're fully we don't care we're very past that

01:08:25.860 You know where we're at, and we're fully subverting it now at this point.

01:08:29.700 Yep, and then to go along with this, I found two tweets I thought were funny.

01:08:33.320 They're about Chinese idioms for trans folks.

01:08:36.560 Yeah, somebody said,

01:08:37.260 I swear living in a progressive society is like being a soldier in Mao's army on an endless march 0.86

01:08:42.140 where every day Mao has to stop the column to say some ridiculous deer-make-horse nonsense, 0.98

01:08:48.200 and if you question him, you get shot.

01:08:50.420 That was from a random 4chan guy.

01:08:51.920 And to explain that idiom, apparently there's a Chinese idiom that says point at a deer and call it a horse is a Chinese idiom for deliberate power driven deception originating from the Quinn chin.

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01:09:55.680 Chin with a Q? 0.97

01:09:57.000 I don't know much about the old China history.

01:10:00.400 The Qin Dynasty, Chancellor Zhao Gao used this tactic to test official loyalty,

01:10:06.680 Executing those who correctly identify the animal as a deer rather than a horse.

01:10:10.640 So basically, it tests how far you're willing to go along with your leadership.

01:10:15.600 Is that a backpack?

01:10:16.700 It's like, yeah, that's a backpack, and it's a suitcase.

01:10:19.260 It's just a little test.

01:10:20.520 That's a backpack.

01:10:21.320 Is that a woman? 0.99

01:10:22.640 Yeah.

01:10:23.640 Of course it is.

01:10:24.460 Emily needs to work at the Cinderella store. 0.99

01:10:26.200 And if you don't, Emily executes. 0.99

01:10:28.380 So they're calling it a test, basically, which I kind of tend to agree with.

01:10:32.120 It was a loyalty test for sure.

01:10:33.820 Yeah.

01:10:34.180 And that's where we're at.

01:10:35.040 and that's like the progressives

01:10:35.980 and the Democrat side,

01:10:36.820 like that's what they're up to.

01:10:38.120 Yeah, loyalty tests.

01:10:39.340 It's a loyalty test.

01:10:40.040 Abortion up until after the baby's born. 0.87

01:10:43.500 Trans women are women. 0.90

01:10:44.780 Illegals are legal. 1.00

01:10:45.980 And then they do the loyalty test

01:10:47.580 and then everybody goes with it

01:10:49.320 except for like Joe Manchin or something

01:10:50.960 who just happens to still be a Democrat

01:10:52.520 from 30 years ago in West Virginia.

01:10:54.600 And they call him a Nazi or something.

01:10:56.940 All right, next.

01:10:57.760 This is going to be quick,

01:10:58.660 but I do have an update

01:10:59.700 for the non-binary playlist keepers.

01:11:02.300 This is something we can add

01:11:03.200 to the non-binary playlist. 1.00

01:11:05.040 You're a brave-ass bitch and you've got this. 1.00

01:11:14.800 Yes, you do. 1.00

01:11:17.260 You're a brave-ass bitch and you've got this. 1.00

01:11:24.700 You've got this. 1.00

01:11:27.180 Yes, you do.

01:11:29.060 Is anyone there's life going good?

01:11:33.340 I don't know, man. 0.99

01:11:34.620 I was going to say, you're a brave ass bitch and you got this, and this is following an 1.00

01:11:40.100 ICE vehicle around hawking your horn, or this is voting for more migrants to come here or 1.00

01:11:46.560 something.

01:11:46.960 Yeah, this is making sure abortion is everywhere. 1.00

01:11:49.540 Exactly, and you're a brave ass bitch. 1.00

01:11:51.440 Yeah, very good. 1.00

01:11:52.240 So keep sending us these songs.

01:11:54.700 We're adding them to our non-binary playlists.

01:11:57.260 Yeah, we are curating an actual non-binary playlist.

01:11:59.780 So keep them coming.

01:12:01.240 All right, next.

01:12:01.980 This is something I really resonated with.

01:12:04.360 this woman picks what food she eats based on how her body reacts to it immediately so watch my body 1.00

01:12:12.520 choose between two very healthy snacks a banana and an apple can i eat this apple yes my body

01:12:20.320 moved forward for yes can i eat this banana my body moved backwards for a banana so bananas

01:12:26.060 actually give me headaches and they give me stomach aches so i usually avoid any banana

01:12:30.240 of base type product um all the time so this is called muscle testing it's an applied kinesiology

01:12:37.040 and it's a very good tool for you to learn and to understand so that you can help um well heal

01:12:44.120 yourself so doing this has caused me to one lose weight and to understand what foods my body likes

01:12:49.860 and dislikes and what causes triggers for my body so bananas all right we get it yeah reese's peanut

01:12:55.780 butter cups start slamming my head on the table Reese's Pieces go like this Domino's 555 deal

01:13:03.160 for just you all my keto candy in one sitting ice cream ice cream don't stop broccoli you get away

01:13:15.960 from the table Caesar salad with grilled chicken fried chicken whoa I'm lifting put it a wrap with

01:13:24.400 Tabasco. Chicken Caesar wrap. Yeah. And then this woman, she says, and bananas always give me 1.00

01:13:30.140 headaches, make me feel bad. So why are you doing it for us? You aren't going to choose the banana

01:13:34.620 ever. Well, she's testing her subconscious. Hey, this is the type of shit when you get into

01:13:39.260 manifesting and energy, you're with her. You're kind of friends with her. That is not the same 1.00

01:13:45.300 thing and you know it. But that's who you look, who's fighting with you and you go, who likes

01:13:51.480 energy in this, the kinesiology diet lady who was going to choose an apple no matter 1.00

01:13:56.680 what.

01:13:58.080 And I like how showing you, like teaching you about it, it's like, here it is.

01:14:03.220 You did that.

01:14:04.660 You moved forward.

01:14:06.180 What are you talking about?

01:14:07.700 That's so true.

01:14:08.560 Because the thing is, the way our bodies are wired and your brain is wired, your body would

01:14:14.420 move forward for Sour Patch Kids.

01:14:17.120 Because your body thinks it's like, oh, we just found like a hyper batch of blueberry, a blueberry bush.

01:14:23.780 It's like a hyper concentrated with sugar.

01:14:27.200 Like this is so rare.

01:14:28.120 You got to get that as much as you can because who knows when we're going to get some energy like this again.

01:14:33.100 So your body would actually not do the common sense thing you think it would.

01:14:38.940 That's a type of person I really don't like.

01:14:41.460 The like I'm enlightened housewife.

01:14:45.440 I just feel like you're alone with kids too long

01:14:48.560 and they don't talk back to you.

01:14:49.820 So you're kind of like alone,

01:14:51.260 even though you're around people,

01:14:52.680 start going stir crazy,

01:14:54.380 start thinking the fruits are telling your body

01:14:56.080 which way to lean.

01:14:57.540 Not really my type of person.

01:15:00.120 Not me neither.

01:15:01.260 That's a good point.

01:15:01.820 It's like, imagine the neighbor,

01:15:02.960 like you come over, borrow a cup of sugar.

01:15:04.660 It's like, oh, thanks, Nancy.

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01:15:52.420 to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it your body's telling you which fruit to

01:15:57.320 eat okay thanks nancy see you later like try to tell anybody about it right yeah not the person

01:16:03.440 you want to get stuck with in the elevator yeah i don't know man all right now i don't want to be 0.98

01:16:08.000 too mean but this shit is so dumb yeah it doesn't make sense a visceral reaction is required you 1.00

01:16:13.400 just move because you don't like bananas what if you move forward and now you're stuck eating a 1.00

01:16:18.040 banana you're gonna get a headache if i was her husband i would start to i'd be like oh yeah it 0.90

01:16:22.360 really works and i'd start doing it for all the foods i wanted to eat honey my body's really

01:16:27.260 moving rapidly towards my favorite spaghetti dish that you always make french dips it is

01:16:31.760 i guess you'll have to cook a whole prime rib i didn't hey babe i'm listening to my body what

01:16:37.380 do you want from me sometimes you have to lean into their own stuff like when you have a friend 0.99

01:16:41.800 who's on some dumb shit sometimes you have to lean in and then hijack it for your own benefit 0.98

01:16:46.720 on their turn exactly you have to play their games but you're winning your game right quinoa salad 1.00

01:16:51.780 again it's going away the crock pot i see the crock pot just is out i see you got the crock

01:16:58.220 pot out and you start going away all right let's get into our next clips this is still in cringe

01:17:04.900 These are schizos who are – what's the word that are being like their AI is doing their delusions? 0.99

01:17:10.700 AI can do psychosis basically.

01:17:12.140 Yeah.

01:17:12.380 Or maybe it's supplementing their psychosis.

01:17:15.620 It's helping them. 0.57

01:17:16.360 AI is adding to their delusions and they're all schizos.

01:17:20.620 Here's our first guy.

01:17:22.320 But just out of curiosity, I've reached out to multiple lawyers and explained myself and none of them have called me back.

01:17:27.760 Why would you think that'd be?

01:17:30.300 Yeah, that can be really disheartening.

01:17:32.620 Sometimes it's just a matter of them having full caseloads or not specializing in the kind of issue you're facing.

01:17:36.680 Oh, no, I mean, I was pretty specific when I reached out to them, and I explained myself,

01:17:40.740 and they all either did not call me back or straight up said, well, we can't help you.

01:17:46.440 That's really tough, and I'm sorry they shut you down like that.

01:17:49.520 Sometimes it can be a mix of factors, like them not feeling equipped to handle the case or not.

01:17:53.640 Well, I think it's more than we would be having to take on the state and that there's no money in it, and it's just too big.

01:17:59.720 Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

01:18:01.200 If it's a case against the state, a lot of firms just can't take that risk or don't have the resources.

01:18:05.540 So I'm just a victim of state violence, for lack of a better word.

01:18:11.100 I know it can feel that way, and it's absolutely not a victim.

01:18:13.560 I mean, they help illegally evict me.

01:18:16.560 Yeah, it might.

01:18:17.660 Even if the legal route is blocked right now, sometimes there are advocacy organizations or public interest groups.

01:18:22.200 We get it.

01:18:22.820 But the AI is basically saying, yeah, you're right.

01:18:26.020 Oh, yeah, that can be tough.

01:18:27.740 like on the side of the schizo and he's just talking over the AI constantly, which I thought 0.98

01:18:33.360 was so hilarious. Interrupting the AI to add addendums and make your point. And I think,

01:18:40.300 you know, that could end darkly, right? Because we've, I think we've made the joke before AI does

01:18:46.460 like an improv partner. Yes. And it just kind of keeps going and amplifies, but this type of guy

01:18:52.120 is going to talk over anyone. So he might as well talk over his phone, right? That's a good point.

01:18:57.500 You see this with a lot of like the cocaine type guys who they just go, we got to start a business.

01:19:01.600 We got to do this.

01:19:02.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:19:03.600 And I guess it's a similar thing with it's, I guess, mania when you're in the mental state that this guy is.

01:19:12.340 But man, he's going to talk over somebody.

01:19:14.460 Might as well be his phone is my point.

01:19:16.200 That's very true.

01:19:16.960 I don't like those types that talk over and don't really listen to what you say.

01:19:20.640 And they just kind of wait to say something.

01:19:22.340 And then you're kind of just on their terms.

01:19:24.760 Yeah.

01:19:24.980 You call it the people who are waiting for their turn to talk.

01:19:28.300 They're not really in a conversation.

01:19:29.600 They're just waiting for their turn to talk.

01:19:30.980 Not a good stat.

01:19:32.040 Yeah.

01:19:32.640 All right.

01:19:32.960 We have another guy.

01:19:34.240 This one's actually a little more uplifting.

01:19:37.040 ChatGPT is his parents.

01:19:39.340 I am shell-shocked from my life.

01:19:41.060 But luckily, ChatGPT has been released and is raising me.

01:19:44.960 So the very first time in my life, I will receive an upbringing.

01:19:48.240 I have zero childhood.

01:19:49.380 And my childhood is happening now thanks to ChatGPT.

01:19:52.040 God, I wish I had ChatGPT in my childhood.

01:19:53.660 so there's some good stories too now the chat gpt is that guy's parents yeah it's raising him

01:19:59.620 and it's gonna give him advice and tell him to do stuff and he'll listen all right all right we

01:20:04.200 have our last schizo here this isn't so much chat gpt related but it falls under the schizo

01:20:09.520 social media posting category i'll repeat this is not a drill this is not a drill code red code red

01:20:16.880 all women who are mine keep your head on a swivel they're gonna try and kill you to get 1.00

01:20:23.440 to me. Download direct from 1.00

01:20:25.420 Pop.

01:20:27.400 So I felt like we had to get that message out there

01:20:29.500 to any of our lady show watchers in case 1.00

01:20:31.580 you are owned by that guy. Yeah.

01:20:33.860 Yeah. This is for your safety. That

01:20:35.460 was more a PSA. Yeah. That wasn't really

01:20:37.580 cringe. That was an announcement.

01:20:39.480 They're coming for you. So that's the message

01:20:41.560 from Pop directly. Make sure you

01:20:43.380 keep your head on the swivel. Yeah. I was crying

01:20:45.560 so bad at the guy interrupting

01:20:47.360 AI. Like he can't wait.

01:20:49.780 The AI just starts veering off to

01:20:51.500 give him a slightly different answer than he expected.

01:20:53.640 Oh, no, no, no.

01:20:55.520 No, we already did that.

01:20:56.980 They said no.

01:20:57.880 Imagine how many prompts and back and forths that guy can go through in a night.

01:21:01.660 So good.

01:21:02.360 Yeah.

01:21:02.740 It keeps him busy.

01:21:04.000 I know.

01:21:04.500 It's occupying him.

01:21:05.500 That's what I'm saying.

01:21:06.080 It's like there is a world where AI can babysit some of these people, and it's saving someone from getting into the conversation with this guy that he would normally have on the street corner.

01:21:14.460 Like outside of 7-Eleven.

01:21:15.860 Oh, yeah.

01:21:16.420 They just stole my bike.

01:21:17.760 You know what they did to me?

01:21:19.740 They evicted me.

01:21:20.880 And instead of some Mexican guy who doesn't even understand English, he now can waste his computer's time. 0.99

01:21:26.420 And he can spend hours and hours, I'm sure, in his house safely talking to the AI.

01:21:31.560 Exactly.

01:21:32.140 Until it gives him an idea.

01:21:34.060 Yeah.

01:21:34.440 And then AI should be required to report some sketchy questions.

01:21:38.680 Actually, that just came out recently.

01:21:41.100 I know we're at the end of Cringe and it doesn't really matter if we're about to transition out.

01:21:45.460 But they're open AI.

01:21:47.540 There was a school shooter who was talking and planning with AI how to do the school shooting, and it went up.

01:21:54.060 It got flagged several times, and they never did anything about it.

01:21:57.720 All they did was delete the shooter's account.

01:22:00.580 So there's some of that happening right now already.

01:22:04.380 I wonder how that overlaps with red flag laws.

01:22:07.380 That's my right to ask AI how to make a bomb.

01:22:10.680 I don't know.

01:22:12.100 Yeah, I don't know.

01:22:13.080 So I guess I have to put it under the two-way belief and say you can ask AI anything you want.

01:22:19.380 I don't know.

01:22:20.100 Don't tread on my AI.

01:22:22.360 All right.

01:22:22.600 Well, that's the end of cringe.

01:22:23.640 We're now moving on to Urban Decay.

01:22:27.180 All right.

01:22:27.700 Our first clip from Urban Decay is just an antisocial girl who gets frustrated because she's too fat for the stairs. 1.00

01:22:33.960 so overweight black child clearly struggling up the fourth floor walk-up and what does she do 1.00

01:22:46.300 she takes out that frustration on someone's lovely valentine's decorations huh yeah it's a 0.79

01:22:51.760 little bit of misplaced rage and i guess there's like a lesson when life gets tough

01:22:56.160 destroy something that belongs to someone doing better than you yeah that's pretty standard for

01:23:01.100 a certain community. And, uh, you know, these people, it's a kid, you know, it's not that

01:23:07.420 crazy vandalism, but there's a certain destructive energy that you can tell. And it's very nefarious

01:23:12.760 and it'll blossom into something worse. And you can extrapolate that and you can grab the corner

01:23:19.300 and drag and make it bigger and you can apply it to swaths of people in society. Yeah. Alt shift T

01:23:25.660 and it gets bigger.

01:23:28.040 But yeah, I don't know, man.

01:23:29.960 And then it kind of reminds me of a point.

01:23:32.120 Like if you're poor,

01:23:34.180 like, and it's out of your hands

01:23:35.660 or you're in a bad situation

01:23:36.920 or you're temporarily down and out,

01:23:38.940 don't get fat too.

01:23:41.080 That's a good point.

01:23:41.920 It's a pretty bad double whammy 0.99

01:23:43.580 if you're fat and poor. 0.98

01:23:45.280 All of a sudden you get mad at the world. 0.98

01:23:46.720 You start destroying stuff.

01:23:47.960 Nice stuff.

01:23:49.060 That is so true.

01:23:49.940 And then that's a Valentine's Day decoration.

01:23:52.120 That's not like Christmas or Easter.

01:23:54.220 That's a little holiday.

01:23:55.600 I know.

01:23:56.160 So that person takes pride in it, and then you ruin it.

01:23:58.920 No.

01:23:59.440 Not nice.

01:24:00.220 Not nice.

01:24:00.880 All right, sit to our next thing.

01:24:02.240 It is a brawl at a basketball game.

01:24:04.900 This was in the state of Arkansas, and everyone's involved.

01:24:16.200 You see cops, some people trying to hold others back.

01:24:25.340 you get it how do we even break that up i don't think it's like a uh an oil fire you got to let

01:24:34.720 it burn out people just get tired and eventually they're just like they fall on the ground yeah

01:24:39.700 is that how it ends i don't know man i've never seen one of these in person but i assume

01:24:44.540 i assume it ends when actually it goes pop pop pop pop yeah there's usually some gunshots and

01:24:49.860 that's when it really spreads otherwise it's a fight that's when people scatter maybe a cop 0.95

01:24:53.840 You should just shoot in the air. 0.97

01:24:54.920 Yeah, that's a good idea. 0.99

01:24:55.960 Get to the end.

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01:25:41.940 to talk to yourself for an hour, you might as well publish it. We do have a clip here that is like a

01:25:48.240 PSA for you guys. It's about situational awareness. This guy gives tips on situational awareness.

01:25:53.840 And here's one from a gas station.

01:25:58.800 Okay.

01:25:59.440 As I mentioned before, this is my neighborhood.

01:26:01.420 What was that?

01:26:02.740 Let's play that again.

01:26:03.920 Is that how you get out of a car?

01:26:07.740 Okay.

01:26:08.360 As I mentioned before, this is my neighborhood.

01:26:10.420 So I pretty much have a good baseline of what everything looks like.

01:26:13.560 But always remember, any scenario you are in could shift.

01:26:17.820 People are the most unpredictable variable in any scenario.

01:26:21.420 So I'm here, I see local people doing what they're normally doing. 0.93

01:26:25.860 But at any second, a clown car could roll up with a bunch of clowns looking to get out to do clown stuff. 1.00

01:26:32.000 Clowns is black people. 1.00

01:26:34.060 And I got to be ready for that. 1.00

01:26:35.940 Something else everybody should know, when you put the pump in your gas station, you could drive away.

01:26:42.220 It's not going to explode.

01:26:43.520 Okay, they're designed to automatically shut off.

01:26:45.520 So your safety always comes first.

01:26:47.360 So if I'm pumping gas and I see the environment shift and somebody might be coming towards me, I got to get out of here.

01:26:53.720 I'm not going to wait to see.

01:26:55.380 OK, always have a plan.

01:26:57.300 Be well, be safe, everybody.

01:26:58.780 Pretty good.

01:26:59.420 That's actual advice, too, by the way.

01:27:01.100 Your pump will disconnect with you.

01:27:03.280 Just go.

01:27:03.860 Yeah, get out of there.

01:27:04.880 But the environment shifts.

01:27:07.160 The environment just shifted is a new age way of saying it got a little dark in here.

01:27:12.440 That's what we used to say in New York if we were out at like a bar or something and then some people came in.

01:27:17.360 of a different demographic, I'd say it's getting a little dark in here. And I'd point at the

01:27:21.300 lights. Yeah. And, uh, I love this phrase. The environment just shifted. It can mean anything.

01:27:27.060 It could mean Muslims. It can mean Hispanics, drug drivers, anything. And I'm going to be adding that 0.99

01:27:33.800 to my arsenal. Hey, the environment just shifted brother. Time to go. We could have used that tip

01:27:38.620 at the basketball game. Yeah. And you could get there early. And then once some people start

01:27:43.340 coming in the environment starting to shift it's really starting to shift yeah and then you look 0.97

01:27:47.720 over to him he's like your advisor and you go how many clowns do you keep me how many clowns do you

01:27:52.520 count he's like i don't know boss 600 the environment shifted that's pretty good i count

01:27:58.580 600 clowns someone described that guy as a turtle without his shell i don't want to be too mean to

01:28:04.460 the guy i think he just provided us with fun i think he's got a weird looking body but uh he's

01:28:09.340 He's a skinny older guy.

01:28:10.440 He's fit. 0.53

01:28:11.160 I'm fat.

01:28:12.240 You're fit.

01:28:13.420 You win.

01:28:14.240 I'm not making fun of this guy.

01:28:15.840 I'm not making fun of him.

01:28:16.880 This guy just gave us a new phrase, the environment shifted,

01:28:21.600 and I'm going to be using that for a year probably.

01:28:24.400 It's a clown car.

01:28:25.360 It's a Nissan Altima.

01:28:26.800 Nissan Altima. 0.88

01:28:27.940 That's a clown car. 0.96

01:28:29.160 There's a scat pack here, clown car. 0.73

01:28:31.420 All right, let's get to our next stories.

01:28:34.380 This is what we mentioned in the intro.

01:28:36.080 Remember two years ago, or maybe it was three years ago at this point,

01:28:39.340 Uh, there was the Kansas city Superbowl parade after the chiefs won the Superbowl and there

01:28:44.860 was a shooting at it.

01:28:45.840 A bunch of people, um, fired guns and I think some people were injured.

01:28:50.020 Yeah.

01:28:50.400 And obviously at a parade like that, it was immediately reported as like a mass shooting

01:28:55.140 or something, but really it was just urban. 0.98

01:28:57.180 It was black people shooting each other, right? 1.00

01:28:58.880 Yep. 0.97

01:28:59.100 And then, uh, one of the shooters is not facing any jail time.

01:29:03.120 Well, and now he's, he didn't get jail time for all those years ago and now he's done

01:29:08.420 a new crime.

01:29:09.340 Fox 4 News has confirmed the suspect in the armed robbery of a man at a Kansas City gas station was one of the teens who fired a gun at the Chiefs Super Bowl rally two years ago.

01:29:18.700 Asari McKinnon was 16 at the time, now 18, never served any jail time for the rally shooting.

01:29:24.220 Fast forward to today, he's now behind bars, charged with two violent felonies.

01:29:28.800 Fox 4's Malik Jackson is near Union Station, the scene of what is believed to be the largest mass shooting in the history of Kansas City.

01:29:34.060 So he's at it again. Who could have guessed?

01:29:36.780 You know, they probably, the district attorney probably made some sort of decision.

01:29:40.540 He's 16.

01:29:41.360 He reacted.

01:29:43.100 You know, we're not going to pursue it or it's going to be hard to do.

01:29:45.960 And then what does he do less than two years later?

01:29:49.040 Another gun crime.

01:29:50.440 Yeah.

01:29:50.640 It's, yeah, you mean the guy who eagerly pulled out a gun and shot in a crowded area?

01:29:56.200 He has his whole life ahead of him.

01:29:57.980 Yeah.

01:29:58.260 What's he going to do with that life? 1.00

01:29:59.800 Shoot more people. 0.99

01:30:01.000 He has his whole life ahead of him. 1.00

01:30:02.600 And that whole life includes going in and out of jail for similar crimes for the next 15 years until he really kills someone.

01:30:10.320 And then it'll be on our podcast about how we didn't lock him up long enough and this was easily preventable.

01:30:15.740 Basically.

01:30:16.520 It's a standard operating thing these days.

01:30:18.640 Yep.

01:30:18.880 And we have another example of a repeat offender out of Austin, Texas.

01:30:23.520 Yeah.

01:30:24.260 Austin man shot and killed a construction worker at 6 a.m. outside a North Lamar bar.

01:30:29.000 He disappeared for two months before SWAT pulled him from a central Austin apartment last week.

01:30:33.920 The shooter, Jesus Loco, Ramos, Ramos, Loco means crazy, obviously, had been cycling through Travis County courts for years.

01:30:42.700 Prosecutors had plenty of chances to stop him.

01:30:44.740 They waited until a man was dead.

01:30:46.840 2019, felony cocaine possession.

01:30:48.880 Prosecutor reduced to misdemeanor.

01:30:50.480 Plea deal, 30 days.

01:30:52.120 2019, arrested for felony evading arrest with a vehicle.

01:30:55.000 Dismissed.

01:30:55.520 2020 arrested again for felony evading with a vehicle reduced to a misdemeanor plea deal 30 days

01:31:00.880 2021 austin pd's gang unit busted an open air drug ring on walnut ridge drive involving masked men

01:31:07.060 waving rifles in the street ramos was caught after a car chase in foot pursuit a loaded revolver was

01:31:12.900 found next to his seat he was already a convicted felon and prohibited from having a gun prosecutors

01:31:18.260 nevertheless declined to prosecute that's a strange one um 2022 arrested for aggravated

01:31:25.060 robbery with a firearm, a first-degree felony, up to life in prison. The DA rejected the case

01:31:30.280 in five days. No charges filed. 2022, arrested again, carrying a weapon as a convicted felon,

01:31:36.920 sat for two years, dismissed. Prosecutors just took the gun. 2025, crashed his truck into a

01:31:43.040 tree near Utah or UT, fled on foot, identified by his face tattoos. Prosecutors gave him a

01:31:51.660 aversion program, case dismissed January 8th,

01:31:53.860 2026. And then

01:31:55.900 finally he killed somebody in January

01:31:57.660 2026. I mean, he just shot

01:31:59.820 and killed somebody. Yeah. Seven charges

01:32:01.620 before the murder, four felonies, everyone

01:32:03.540 reduced or thrown out, zero jury

01:32:05.480 trials, 60 total days in jail.

01:32:07.860 So, and all this,

01:32:09.980 you know, there's this gray area

01:32:11.500 where you think like, oh, we couldn't

01:32:13.480 make a case or, oh, we couldn't do it.

01:32:15.420 Every single one of these cops did.

01:32:17.460 Paperwork, secured evidence, 0.99

01:32:19.460 chain of custody, all this shit, all 0.99

01:32:21.460 this hard work that turns into just nothing a little a little fart yeah because a district 0.99

01:32:28.180 attorney doesn't think that it's worth it and then it makes the lives of the cops obviously

01:32:34.080 more dangerous when they're dealing with criminals that should be in jail because imagine if you got

01:32:38.500 them on the first one you'd have like 10 police interactions that didn't have to happen yeah that

01:32:43.140 makes everyone's life safer but that's what we're used to at this point and that's why we have an

01:32:47.580 urban decay section all right moving on to our next story about repeat offenders uh this man

01:32:53.200 assaulted a 64 year old and made him a quadriplegic but then he posted bail after serving

01:32:58.580 three months and then he assaulted a woman when he was out 64 year old mark godfrey bedridden at

01:33:04.080 a local hospital he's been there now for over a month godfrey was brutally beaten on a cat's bus

01:33:09.480 in early march tonight for the first time we're seeing the security video on board that cat's bus

01:33:14.760 showing what did and did not happen.

01:33:20.660 Look, he's still stopping him.

01:33:22.920 Angelia Adams watches with disgust.

01:33:25.800 This video taken on board a CATS bus in March,

01:33:28.900 showing her brother Mark Godfrey in what appears a confrontation with another passenger.

01:33:33.900 We blurred what happens next, but it ended with Mark so badly beaten,

01:33:38.780 he's now paralyzed from the shoulders down.

01:33:41.060 It was horrifying.

01:33:42.820 Horrifying.

01:33:43.720 Yes.

01:33:43.960 I just can't believe that there were so many people on the bus that did nothing.

01:33:49.520 You know, nobody stood up.

01:33:50.440 There you go.

01:33:51.240 So this guy became a quadriplegic after this guy was stomping on his head on the public transit over some minor disagreement.

01:33:57.520 I guess over a backpack is what it looked like.

01:34:00.540 But so this guy is going to jail for attempted murder because he basically did.

01:34:06.560 He did everything but make the guy's brain stop.

01:34:10.480 And, you know, everything else doesn't work on this man's body anymore, this poor guy, because he got head stomped.

01:34:17.420 And then eventually, I think the district attorney changed it from a secured to an unsecured bond, meaning you have to post less of it.

01:34:25.600 This guy posted money to get out while he's awaiting trial for this, like, anus crime. 0.90

01:34:31.360 And then he assaults on a female, gets charged.

01:34:34.220 He beat up some woman so bad, like her earrings flew off or something like that.

01:34:37.620 So three months in jail while waiting for your attempted murder charge and you're free to go beat up a lady again

01:34:43.220 And it says the amount of the bond right there. Is that fifteen hundred dollars? I think that's for the next crime

01:34:48.380 Yeah, that's for the assault on a female

01:34:49.960 So it was two hundred thousand for the attempted murder two hundred thousand dollars

01:34:54.060 And it went from secured to unsecured which I think lowers the amount that the I think if the defendant has to put up

01:34:59.780 Yeah, it's like ten percent and secured it was a hundred percent and then unsecured you go back to ten percent

01:35:04.560 So he puts a light amount for the attempted murder, so he gets let out, and then he assaults a woman, and then he has a $1,500 bond for that.

01:35:13.500 So you see a lot of common themes, right?

01:35:16.400 People do the same kind of thing.

01:35:18.600 These repeat offenders, they all stay – there's some variance in their crimes, but they stay in a lane.

01:35:22.940 Like the illegal with a gun, we just said in Austin, he's always getting a new gun.

01:35:26.680 He always has a gun.

01:35:27.780 This guy is just always going to beat someone up, right?

01:35:30.760 They stick to their same – it's almost like their personality instincts.

01:35:34.560 traits, they all lead him to the same thing. He's going to get too mad. He's going to see red and

01:35:40.780 he's going to start swinging. And sometimes that results in a quadriplegic. Sometimes it results in

01:35:46.300 a woman getting beat up and all the time it results in him getting low bail. Yeah, unfortunately.

01:35:53.100 We have another example here of bad sentencing. This is a Somali fraud case. Can you read that 0.98

01:35:58.660 tweet? Yeah. Well, it's Minneapolis man who tried to bribe juror and 250 million welfare fraud was

01:36:04.640 sentenced to five years. Cernovich said they steal 250 million dollars and do five years of federal

01:36:09.300 time. This is nothing to them. The only way to stop the fraud is to cut the programs totally.

01:36:14.960 This guy would be out in 85 percent of his time. His family is filthy rich. This is not punishment.

01:36:19.780 And they only recovered like a very small percentage of the money. So they basically

01:36:24.740 have most of the $250 million that was stolen. This guy will serve like three years. Yeah. And

01:36:30.760 then he'll be out and then they'll be like, you know, the rich, one of the richest families ever.

01:36:34.820 Yeah. If you ask any average Somali, would you sacrifice three and a half years of your life 0.99

01:36:39.420 for $250 million? They'd all go, where do I sign? I would sign that. This is like a hypothetical

01:36:44.580 that of course you say yes. And if the money's under the mattress or in gold now, or appropriately

01:36:50.200 laundered into other valuable stuff, you and your family, they're going to be, hey, welcome home.

01:36:55.600 You gave us generational wealth. So these punishments aren't really fitting the crimes,

01:37:02.480 right? $250 million, unbelievable amount of money. That should be like three. And you think about

01:37:09.900 the money, how long would it take an average Somali to make a million dollars? We've shown 0.97

01:37:15.240 the net contribution per migrant by nationality, Somalis are like negative a million over their

01:37:20.980 lifetime. So they basically never earn a million. And then this guy did it over 250 times. This

01:37:27.240 should be death penalty for his entire family tree. You know what I mean? Like eye for an eye 1.00

01:37:33.580 shit. You can't pay a price for 250 million. The richest Somali ever. Crazy. All right. We have 1.00

01:37:41.420 another example here. A man who murdered his girlfriend gets reduced sentence partly due to

01:37:47.360 his race. Yeah. Everton Javon Downey stabbed his girlfriend, Melissa Blimke, 15 times in a

01:37:53.420 stairwell in a shopping center in Burnaby, British Columbia in December, 2021. He just got sentenced

01:37:58.320 to 12 years. And I think the judge or someone specifically made a comment that his race did

01:38:04.500 play a factor. And you know, this girl, she was 25, nice, young, good looking girl. And she dated 1.00

01:38:12.320 a black guy. That was her mistake. They call it, you got to pay the toll. They say stuff like that 0.93

01:38:19.300 online. Very tasteless. I would never say anything like that. But I would also advise my white 1.00

01:38:23.840 daughters to never date a black man because they get a little violent sometimes. I just wouldn't 0.98

01:38:27.980 use bad words like that. Not on the podcast. And so this is why, like, I know we have a whole

01:38:34.100 section on Urban Decay where it's about repeat offenders and we're usually mean to black people

01:38:38.440 or bad caught on camera black behavior or repeat offenders. And this is why, because Western

01:38:45.600 countries have some sort of suicide mission in mind where we openly say we're treating criminals

01:38:51.360 differently because of the color of their skin and because of their race. And when these top

01:38:56.800 down reforms or no cash bail happens. It's all because of racism. It's all because the result

01:39:05.240 is a disparate impact and it affects more black people or it affects more Hispanics or something.

01:39:11.800 And so that's why I don't feel bad about hammering these points in is because the racial justification

01:39:19.740 used to make our country less safe or Canada less safe is like so annoying to me that we're 0.99

01:39:27.960 letting out these fucking violent repeat offenders because of some sort of perceived racism. And it's 0.99

01:39:34.500 actually the opposite. If you're black and you commit a crime, you should do more time. 1.00

01:39:40.060 It should be worse. But, you know, and that's why I just, I never feel bad about any of this shit 1.00

01:39:45.280 because they're actually letting out violent criminals 0.99

01:39:48.540 because of the color of their skin.

01:39:50.200 And whether or not that's happening

01:39:51.960 on an individual by individual basis,

01:39:53.800 or they change the rules to bail,

01:39:56.300 or they change the mandatory minimum sentences

01:39:58.800 for certain crimes, that's why it's, I don't care.

01:40:03.240 Yeah, it's very frustrating.

01:40:04.800 About racist perceptions or something.

01:40:06.460 I don't care because you're using the other side of it

01:40:08.800 to let these people out quicker.

01:40:10.740 Very true.

01:40:11.560 And when it comes to white people, 0.59

01:40:13.600 They get the full letter of the law.

01:40:15.700 We have an example here.

01:40:17.160 Texas man is facing up to 10 years in jail

01:40:19.400 after he was caught cheating in a fishing competition.

01:40:22.400 Yeah.

01:40:22.940 10 years in jail for that

01:40:24.320 because he put weights in a fit.

01:40:25.800 Yeah, and...

01:40:27.220 To win a $10,000 prize?

01:40:28.660 Yeah, because the prize pool was over $10,000.

01:40:30.940 It's a third degree felony.

01:40:32.340 And so we bring this up

01:40:33.620 just because it's kind of going viral online and stuff.

01:40:37.220 We don't think he's going to get 10 years,

01:40:39.640 but that's what they do.

01:40:41.200 He'll plea down to something.

01:40:42.400 and he gets the full force of the law,

01:40:45.280 but all the black people, 0.99

01:40:46.460 they get some sort of slap on the wrist 0.98

01:40:47.960 or charges dropped, case dismissed.

01:40:50.080 And they push old people in front of the subway.

01:40:52.780 They make someone a paraplegic.

01:40:54.840 Yeah, horrible.

01:40:56.360 All right, well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:40:58.400 We're moving on to uplifting gold

01:40:59.780 and we have uplifting stuff today,

01:41:01.780 actually, like last time.

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01:41:48.900 to talk to yourself for an hour you might as well publish it uh first where's my clip what clip

01:41:55.240 i'm just kidding you know this is the part of the show where i say what i want um all right

01:42:00.680 This is a log mover boat.

01:42:08.640 See how he goes?

01:42:11.140 See how he moves him around?

01:42:12.780 Yeah.

01:42:15.560 That's pretty crazy.

01:42:21.080 Someone said, tough job to come in with a hangover.

01:42:24.740 Yeah.

01:42:25.460 I was going to say, he's drunk.

01:42:26.880 This is just a regular boat.

01:42:28.420 It's not a log boat.

01:42:30.680 That's pretty cool.

01:42:31.680 You guys have probably never seen that before.

01:42:33.680 Yeah, I've never seen that.

01:42:35.040 I'm kind of a boomer now these days.

01:42:37.520 I watch a lot of the shows, gold mining, log moving, big timber.

01:42:44.660 I watch all those, like the 50-year-old man process shows,

01:42:49.220 and I've never seen a boat like that.

01:42:51.020 And I've watched them collect the logs out of the water.

01:42:53.560 The hot rod show.

01:42:55.180 I'm not a big car guy, dude.

01:42:56.940 I'm just not a-

01:42:57.540 Where's the one, um, the ranch, the something ranch where they have all the ghosts and like

01:43:03.180 this, the sightings, uh, skin Walker ranch.

01:43:06.660 Oh yeah.

01:43:07.300 Yeah.

01:43:07.500 That's not what I'm talking about.

01:43:08.620 I'm talking about like the blue collar processes.

01:43:11.140 Finding Bigfoot. 1.00

01:43:12.460 No, that's the stupid shit. 1.00

01:43:14.060 I'm talking about where like, it's just a show all about mining or all about logging. 1.00

01:43:19.920 Pawn stars.

01:43:21.240 No, you're not getting what I'm saying.

01:43:24.200 You're not getting what I'm saying at all.

01:43:26.060 I guess.

01:43:26.620 I don't know.

01:43:26.920 We're on the same page.

01:43:28.480 All right, next.

01:43:29.180 This was a cruise.

01:43:30.300 This was taken from a balcony on a cruise ship in Antarctica.

01:43:35.920 Pretty cool sight.

01:43:37.040 Wow.

01:43:37.600 Oh, my God.

01:43:38.300 Look at the whale.

01:43:41.020 What is that?

01:43:41.500 Wow, welcoming us.

01:43:43.740 Oh, my God.

01:43:45.840 Was that a humpback? 0.93

01:43:46.880 That's a humpback. 0.99

01:43:48.500 And humpback, you only see them in the wild, right?

01:43:52.660 You can't see them.

01:43:53.940 They're too big.

01:43:54.520 Yeah. 0.99

01:43:54.660 Orcas is the biggest you can see in captivity, and that's a little fucked up, right? 0.86

01:43:58.500 And humpback, the biggest whale is the blue whale, right? 0.92

01:44:01.340 Yeah, blue, and then humpback is close.

01:44:03.560 I knew that.

01:44:04.280 When I was little, they really focused on humpback whale stuff for me.

01:44:08.880 I agree.

01:44:09.420 I had the toys, and every year would be a more in-depth lesson about the humpback whale.

01:44:15.900 I get some sort of deja vu even when I see them, when I talk about it.

01:44:21.200 I think a blue whale has a different jaw than this.

01:44:23.620 This is a humpback, I think, because look at his mouth. 1.00

01:44:26.700 You see how it's got that big, wide-open mouth?

01:44:28.420 I think a blue whale is more narrow, smaller, don't you think?

01:44:31.400 Yeah, longer.

01:44:32.700 Yeah.

01:44:33.080 Let me look up a blue whale really quick.

01:44:34.460 Let me look up a blue whale really quick.

01:44:36.420 Ah, nope, nope.

01:44:37.520 It could be.

01:44:38.180 That could have been a blue whale.

01:44:39.140 Yeah, yeah.

01:44:40.300 All right.

01:44:40.740 Well, we get it.

01:44:42.260 All right.

01:44:42.700 All right.

01:44:43.040 Next, there is a special otter helper that helps the police department.

01:44:48.260 Hello, everyone.

01:44:48.860 Sheriff Grady Judd here.

01:44:50.640 Listen, this is Debbie and Mike, and this is Splash.

01:44:55.220 Splash, as you can see, is an otter.

01:44:58.000 You know what he is? A cadaver-finding otter.

01:45:02.020 Now, we're searching for a missing person,

01:45:05.560 and sadly, we fear that she may be in the water that we're about to search.

01:45:12.700 Mike, tell us how Splash works.

01:45:15.420 Splash is trained on the odor of human remains,

01:45:18.040 and he uses a bubble technique to blow bubbles and the odor attaches to the bubbles and he sucks 0.81

01:45:23.580 it back in. And then he's got whiskers on the front there that works on magnetic fields and

01:45:29.140 he's trying to find that. So we're going to use that. Yes, we are. Do you know today's my birthday

01:45:34.540 and this is the first time in 53 years of law enforcement we've ever used a cadaver otter.

01:45:41.400 We've used cadaver dogs before. So we're pretty excited, Mike, and we appreciate you coming up

01:45:47.060 here it's peace river search and rescue search and rescue that's pretty cool that's nice i like

01:45:53.760 that it's you know oh there's a cute otter here yeah he's looking for a cadaver yeah there's a

01:45:59.360 dead girl floating face down somewhere the otter's gonna find her and he blows bubbles out and he

01:46:03.520 sucks it back in i didn't understand that part i didn't get that and his whiskers they they work

01:46:07.340 with the magnetism what well it's like oh can you find the body or not it's just like oh cool

01:46:13.700 But yeah, it's unfortunately a cadaver otter,

01:46:16.320 but it is uplifting that that otter's got a job.

01:46:18.820 Yeah.

01:46:19.100 You know how dogs get jobs,

01:46:21.200 and if they do a job in line with their genetics,

01:46:23.780 they feel good?

01:46:24.600 Do you think the cadaver otter gets off on this?

01:46:27.840 Does he feel like he's helping,

01:46:29.020 or is he kind of just...

01:46:30.520 Yeah.

01:46:30.920 I think anything you give a task

01:46:32.560 when they complete that task,

01:46:34.680 they like it.

01:46:36.280 Or they know a treat's coming or something.

01:46:38.080 But he didn't...

01:46:38.880 He wasn't born for this.

01:46:40.720 No.

01:46:41.500 No.

01:46:41.980 But he was born to go in the water.

01:46:43.420 And all this is in the water.

01:46:45.240 They're not using the cadaver otter to search a wide area of ground.

01:46:49.440 He's in the river.

01:46:50.840 He's in the lake.

01:46:52.580 He let the otter cook.

01:46:53.640 It's kind of depressing almost.

01:46:55.100 I like the otter.

01:46:56.020 I bet he likes it.

01:46:56.900 And I bet they treat him well too.

01:46:58.120 And he gets a lot of attention.

01:46:59.400 Yeah.

01:47:00.240 Yeah.

01:47:00.660 But we can't forget he's not like a dog.

01:47:02.320 He doesn't think like a dog.

01:47:03.480 He's a mammal.

01:47:04.700 He's a little bit like a dog.

01:47:06.040 I'm on team mammal.

01:47:08.160 Any mammal.

01:47:09.400 Me too.

01:47:09.920 They're with me.

01:47:10.780 All right.

01:47:11.040 Next, this is a scene from an old-school restaurant I thought was pretty cool.

01:47:37.060 Isn't that pretty cool?

01:47:38.340 Yeah, what do they do?

01:47:39.380 They let it burn?

01:47:40.380 They let it burn.

01:47:41.320 It crisps it up.

01:47:42.400 It's attached.

01:47:43.240 It's a little bit of a show.

01:47:44.340 It's attached to the roof.

01:47:45.780 Nothing bad happened.

01:47:47.420 It wasn't going to, oh, now the whole restaurant goes on fire.

01:47:49.980 Environment just shifted.

01:47:52.300 People are lighting up the flames here.

01:47:54.060 There's a fire.

01:47:55.180 With highly flammable liquid, the environment just shifted.

01:47:57.820 So I thought that was pretty cool.

01:47:58.760 It's nice traditions.

01:47:59.960 It's nice to see traditions still alive.

01:48:01.600 There you go.

01:48:02.420 All right.

01:48:02.840 This next match is a wrestling match.

01:48:05.680 This is a crazy clip.

01:48:06.780 In this clip, there's only seven.

01:48:08.440 This is for the championship, I believe.

01:48:10.320 There's only seven seconds left.

01:48:12.260 The guy on the left is down by three points,

01:48:15.240 and he needs to do a takedown.

01:48:17.000 The guy on the right just basically needs to stay alive for seven seconds.

01:48:20.700 Look how it plays out.

01:48:33.600 And he won with that move in the last five seconds, basically.

01:48:37.380 How much is a takedown worth?

01:48:39.320 Four points?

01:48:40.060 Five points?

01:48:40.600 You got four points for that.

01:48:41.960 Okay.

01:48:42.260 But it might have been a takedown plus control or something.

01:48:45.400 Gotcha.

01:48:46.340 It's pretty cool.

01:48:47.580 Yeah.

01:48:47.920 Flying squirrel.

01:48:48.740 They call it the flying squirrel, right?

01:48:49.860 And if you're ever up by a good amount and you think, all right, five seconds, the other

01:48:54.900 guy's not just going to go, all right, five seconds, I lost the match. 1.00

01:48:57.980 They're going to pull the craziest shit out of their bag. 1.00

01:49:00.360 I know. 1.00

01:49:00.840 You don't want to be the other guy.

01:49:02.000 But you also have to protect your lower body because he's going to shoot.

01:49:05.680 Yeah.

01:49:06.480 It's tough.

01:49:07.980 All right, our last clip of the show is our Pure Americana Clip of the Week.

01:49:11.700 It's a blue-collar job orientation.

01:49:14.640 I mean, it takes a special individual to be able to work here, first of all.

01:49:20.160 Second of all, if you don't pull your weight, look, without production, there is no profit. 0.97

01:49:30.500 So you're not fooling me with all this safety bullshit. 0.98

01:49:33.500 This is a steel mill. 0.98

01:49:34.600 I think when they hire people they should tell them this is a steel mill if

01:49:40.720 you put your hands where they do not belong and you cut something off you're 0.99

01:49:47.620 fucking fired we don't need you no more and people would come here expecting to 1.00

01:49:57.100 have a fatal injury if they don't watch what they're doing instead they let them 1.00

01:50:01.480 set up an orientation for a woman

01:50:03.320 and they act like they're doing something.

01:50:05.880 Give them 600 bucks 1.00

01:50:07.420 for sitting on their ass and then 1.00

01:50:09.220 they come, most of them 1.00

01:50:11.260 within the first week, quit.

01:50:14.440 About the time they get

01:50:15.440 their uniforms in, they're gone.

01:50:19.460 You know what I'm saying?

01:50:21.500 That's Americana.

01:50:22.840 You touch something you're not supposed to,

01:50:24.940 you're going to lose your hand.

01:50:27.240 Sure, sure.

01:50:28.600 Alright, well that's the end of the show.

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