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00:03:35.060 Last night, Trump had a huge rally in the Bronx that went very well.

00:03:39.360 And you'd think, you know, the Bronx, New York City, kind of a deep blue state.

00:03:44.240 Yeah.

00:03:44.520 But the support he got was absolutely insane.

00:03:48.280 All right.

00:03:48.440 Before we get to the rally, let's get to what AOC said about the rally the day before.

00:03:52.840 Keep in mind, the Bronx is her district.

00:03:55.060 Yeah.

00:03:55.300 So this is what she said about her district and how they're going to react to Trump.

00:03:58.640 By the way, he's doing it in the South Bronx, not to make a point, but because he's got court

00:04:03.920 and the man practically has the legal version of an ankle bracelet around him and he can't

00:04:08.320 leave the five boroughs because he always has to be in court.

00:04:10.620 And so it is truly an embarrassment to him.

00:04:15.920 And I am looking forward to the response of everyday Bronxites talking about how they feel

00:04:22.840 about him coming to their back.

00:04:25.620 Yeah.

00:04:26.240 It's embarrassing for him.

00:04:28.120 It's embarrassing for him.

00:04:29.080 And she also said the quiet part out loud that like, oh, he's in court and that makes

00:04:32.820 him stay in the five boroughs and it's like an ankle bracelet around him.

00:04:36.020 Our Democrat plan to just tire him with lawfare constantly in spurious claims against him

00:04:41.920 is keeping him unavailable from campaigning.

00:04:45.160 Exactly.

00:04:45.720 Thanks, AOC.

00:04:46.680 Keep him in one place so he can't go do rallies every day like he usually does.

00:04:50.640 Yeah.

00:04:50.760 So she said the quiet part out loud.

00:04:52.080 And then she said she's excited to see the reaction from the local Bronx community when

00:04:57.060 he comes to town.

00:04:57.920 Well, here's what it looked like.

00:04:59.760 Lines out the door.

00:05:01.080 People waited all day to see him, even in the rain in the morning before the rally.

00:05:05.620 Everyone came out.

00:05:06.820 All kinds of people, too.

00:05:08.260 It's called a packed house.

00:05:09.540 It's called a packed house.

00:05:10.620 Also, Bronx people, people in the Bronx, come on.

00:05:13.280 They understand having court.

00:05:15.460 Yeah.

00:05:15.700 They understand wearing ankle monitors, right?

00:05:18.280 Yeah, they do.

00:05:19.520 And they understand getting the way the Democrats are going after Trump in a political way.

00:05:24.500 They're using our justice system in a politicized way.

00:05:26.940 They know what that is.

00:05:28.100 Yeah.

00:05:28.580 And then AOC had a counter rally to Trump's rally.

00:05:32.740 And here's what that looked like.

00:05:34.680 Okay.

00:05:34.860 So, I'm looking out for you now.

00:05:39.720 So, there's two things.

00:05:41.360 First, third.

00:05:44.000 Empty auditorium and everyone's wearing a mask.

00:05:46.600 Wow.

00:05:47.260 You couldn't even get a field trip to go?

00:05:49.360 Force, like, some fifth graders into that auditorium?

00:05:51.880 I know.

00:05:52.460 Not even the old folks home.

00:05:54.220 You couldn't raid anything, get some Bronx people riled up.

00:05:56.900 It's an auditorium, too.

00:05:58.340 Come on.

00:05:58.600 An empty auditorium with 40 people there wearing masks.

00:06:02.720 So, that was the counter protest to Trump.

00:06:04.860 Her counter rally.

00:06:06.200 And I'm sure she tried to make sense of it all.

00:06:08.420 You can't fake bodies.

00:06:09.800 Yeah.

00:06:10.260 Joe Biden, we saw that in 2020 with his election and all the COVID circles.

00:06:13.740 Trump is proving it every weekend, you know, with his insane lines for rallies and fully

00:06:18.280 packed aerial views.

00:06:20.100 Come on.

00:06:21.100 Aerial view of a Joe Biden rally?

00:06:23.320 They don't need it.

00:06:24.240 They don't send the bird up.

00:06:25.740 They don't send the chopper up.

00:06:27.140 Yeah.

00:06:27.700 So, you can't fake bodies, right?

00:06:29.500 Exactly.

00:06:30.000 You can't fake bodies.

00:06:30.920 And AOC, instead of maybe taking a step back and going, wait, my worldview versus reality

00:06:37.360 is pretty far off.

00:06:39.120 What's going on?

00:06:40.060 Yeah.

00:06:40.280 She just frames things in like a white supremacist way.

00:06:42.880 Of course.

00:06:43.500 But then it doesn't make sense because at the Bronx rally, people of all races and creeds

00:06:48.420 or whatever show up for Trump.

00:06:49.700 So, it's like, imagine having a dumb, dumb worldview and then like your only remaining

00:06:54.440 out is...

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00:07:40.340 Some boogeyman?

00:07:42.680 Blame it up top on white supremacy boogeyman?

00:07:44.840 Like, it's like something that doesn't make sense that can't possibly be true.

00:07:48.600 And then like, oh, but don't worry.

00:07:49.860 That thing that can't possibly be true, that's why I have the worldview I have.

00:07:53.840 Yeah.

00:07:54.100 Two plus two equals ten.

00:07:55.500 Now, how do I get there?

00:07:56.700 You know?

00:07:57.340 That's basically it, right?

00:07:58.460 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:59.360 So, people are obviously living in this fake other reality.

00:08:03.360 Chank Uger.

00:08:04.900 What was that?

00:08:05.360 You say it?

00:08:05.800 Yeah, Chank.

00:08:06.280 You can disrespect the name, actually, to be honest.

00:08:08.220 Yeah, Chank, who gives a fuck.

00:08:09.100 He said, Trump is going to win.

00:08:11.880 Buckle up.

00:08:12.920 Prepare.

00:08:13.480 Get ready for impact.

00:08:14.380 Brace for impact.

00:08:15.340 Brace for impact.

00:08:16.240 Yeah.

00:08:16.620 Chank.

00:08:16.900 Like, buddy, we already got impacted.

00:08:18.540 Yeah.

00:08:18.840 It's already happening.

00:08:19.960 All the illegals are here.

00:08:21.240 Inflation's out of control.

00:08:22.680 Money doesn't buy anything anymore.

00:08:24.340 We already got hit by the meteor.

00:08:26.040 I saw Don Lemon say something similar on the Full Send podcast where he's like, Trump is going

00:08:30.200 to blow up the country.

00:08:31.280 It's like, what's the last three years then?

00:08:34.640 Yeah.

00:08:35.280 You see that we're going to get to the people from Turkey crossing the southern border.

00:08:38.620 Things that you wouldn't even make up in an ad lib have already happened.

00:08:42.660 It's like Trump's going to ruin everything that Joe Biden's been doing.

00:08:45.420 Yeah.

00:08:45.840 Yeah.

00:08:46.740 That's called a reversal.

00:08:48.400 Yeah.

00:08:48.820 And then Biden, in order to help his cause and his campaign, has hired some memers, or

00:08:55.960 he's looking to hire some memers.

00:08:57.120 Yeah.

00:08:57.300 The Biden campaign to hire a meme manager as president struggles for support from young

00:09:01.680 voters.

00:09:02.020 And that's not going to work because to meme, you need to have the truth on your side.

00:09:06.760 Yeah.

00:09:06.940 And then you need to be able to display the truth with some irony of hypocrisy of whatever

00:09:12.560 is going on.

00:09:13.480 That juxtaposition of reality versus the words with it.

00:09:17.360 So you can't really do that when you're on Team Biden because you're purposely destroying

00:09:21.620 the country.

00:09:22.180 Like, they're the leftist memes.

00:09:23.820 Exactly.

00:09:24.200 Leftist memes be like, and it's all these stupid words about how Trump and Hitler.

00:09:27.920 Somebody going like this.

00:09:30.160 And then, you know.

00:09:31.340 Oh, my God.

00:09:31.780 Trump shaking hands with Hitler.

00:09:33.360 Powerful.

00:09:33.880 That's been going on for 10 years.

00:09:35.280 That's the meme.

00:09:36.240 Exactly.

00:09:36.640 And here's what the average Biden supporter is saying lately.

00:09:40.900 Good afternoon.

00:09:41.600 God bless you all.

00:09:42.580 I wanted to come on and do a quick speech about violence in our society, specifically

00:09:48.640 America.

00:09:50.460 As a presidential candidate, I want to definitely help reelect President Biden and Vice President

00:09:59.840 Harris.

00:10:00.720 Going forward, we're all human, regardless of party.

00:10:05.280 I am a law and order president once I'm inaugurated.

00:10:10.320 But like I said, we need to get back to peace, love, acceptance.

00:10:16.260 We're a human race.

00:10:17.640 That's enough.

00:10:18.400 Yeah.

00:10:18.800 So that's another reason why the Democrats can't meme, because they have to pretend that

00:10:22.400 this is a serious person.

00:10:23.800 Yeah.

00:10:23.980 They go like this.

00:10:24.700 OK.

00:10:25.100 Wow.

00:10:25.400 Good point.

00:10:25.980 Valid.

00:10:26.480 And then they are on the same political side as this very unserious person.

00:10:30.960 Yeah.

00:10:31.200 We just make a cartoon and then we make up a quote and attribute it to it.

00:10:34.860 And then the made up quote isn't actually even as bad as what this idiot is really saying.

00:10:39.660 So it's kind of like the truth is on our side and they're all going pretend.

00:10:43.840 Right.

00:10:44.040 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:45.480 And then here's what a meme manager.

00:10:48.060 That's Biden meme manager might be the hardest job on Earth.

00:10:51.460 You know, you see those oil rig guys.

00:10:53.560 They're doing the they lasso at the chain that loops around.

00:10:56.920 They twist it.

00:10:57.940 And then it's like a Biden meme manager.

00:10:59.560 They're like, thank God, I don't have that job.

00:11:01.700 So that's nothing compared to Biden meme manager.

00:11:05.300 And then here's what Joe Biden's been saying.

00:11:07.360 And here's what they have to work with.

00:11:09.340 After I signed the PAC Act into law, I handed the pen that I signed it with as a physician

00:11:16.780 of the most responsible.

00:11:17.940 I like how whoever makes that clip just disrespects his broader point.

00:11:23.800 They don't even let him recover.

00:11:24.960 They just say, here's the worst thing you've ever seen.

00:11:27.280 No context needed.

00:11:28.760 He botched it.

00:11:29.580 Yeah, exactly.

00:11:31.040 So if you're looking for a reason to vote for Trump and maybe you're not convinced yet,

00:11:35.160 here's how scared the deep state is.

00:11:37.600 Here's what the former head of the FBI is saying, James Comey.

00:11:41.800 If Donald Trump is reelected, I mean, when you think about a second Trump administration,

00:11:45.960 what do you think the implications would be for the FBI?

00:11:49.340 Oh, serious.

00:11:50.720 For the Justice Department and the FBI, because Trump is coming for those institutions.

00:11:55.280 He knows their power.

00:11:56.280 And I think he has regrets that he didn't work hard enough to corrupt them last time.

00:11:59.960 So he's coming for them.

00:12:01.360 And that's a danger for all Americans.

00:12:03.760 He's going to put people in positions in those organizations.

00:12:06.860 He didn't have all stars the last time.

00:12:08.960 He'll have the bottom of the barrel this time.

00:12:10.640 But people who will want to do his will, and that should worry every American.

00:12:14.460 And this election matters because of a reason like that.

00:12:18.160 People have to participate.

00:12:20.280 You cannot sit on the sideline.

00:12:22.360 I don't care how you feel about Joe Biden.

00:12:24.120 You must vote for him.

00:12:25.560 You must vote for him.

00:12:26.860 Yeah.

00:12:27.500 Yeah.

00:12:27.840 I don't care how you feel about him.

00:12:29.140 You've got to do it because my neck is on the line.

00:12:31.240 Me, Jim Comey, former FBI director, right?

00:12:33.700 Exactly.

00:12:34.020 And briefly, like the FBI used to take down the mob, like the RICO Act.

00:12:39.420 They were doing actually crazy shit, finding like, you know, people who are plotting to bomb stuff.

00:12:45.340 You know, people used to really bomb stuff.

00:12:47.280 Oh, yeah.

00:12:47.680 There was like a 70s, 80s era where people were just bombing stuff.

00:12:51.900 So the FBI went from like pretty serious thing to like getting filmed on Trump supporters' porches.

00:12:57.840 You know, it's kind of a bad downfall.

00:13:00.140 And that's not because of the rank and file.

00:13:03.100 It's because of the shitty leadership like James Comey, right?

00:13:05.680 Exactly.

00:13:06.260 And the people who were in on it, when they raided Mar-a-Lago, they had the ability to use deadly force.

00:13:11.760 Yeah.

00:13:12.040 That was some new facts that kind of just came out recently.

00:13:14.660 It's a long list, but the FBI use of deadly force instructions attached to the FBI's operational instructions.

00:13:24.820 So basically, they were kind of like risking the lives or had a plan for any sort of pushback they got from both Trump, residents of Mar-a-Lago, and the Secret Service.

00:13:34.740 Yeah.

00:13:35.100 So any pushback would have been like a shootout.

00:13:37.160 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:38.500 Unfortunately.

00:13:38.900 And also the FBI were the same people who spied on Trump before the 2016 election.

00:13:43.620 So the foot soldiers are supposed to go in and do this raid, and they were kind of like in semi-plane clothes to an extent.

00:13:50.820 Like they were wearing polos and stuff.

00:13:52.680 But yeah, armed FBI agents were preparing to confront Trump and even engage in Secret Service.

00:13:58.480 They were going door to door to terrorize Mar-a-Lago guests, and they needed like a master key in case they didn't open them.

00:14:05.480 FBI had a medic on scene and identified a local trauma center for anyone injured during the raid.

00:14:10.520 So it was like a whole thing where they were really preparing to do something big.

00:14:15.860 Yeah.

00:14:16.080 And then they go –

00:14:17.520 As if Trump would like be running down a hall to like shred documents or something.

00:14:21.560 Yeah.

00:14:22.020 And then they also have a thing when they investigate Trump supporters who post things online that they don't like.

00:14:27.460 They show up in plain clothes, and they are carrying weapons, and they're kind of like in a way baiting Trump supporters into getting into a shootout so they can kill them.

00:14:36.500 Yeah, there was a story about a Trump co-defendant, and I don't think we were planning on talking about it.

00:14:41.060 But that Trump co-defendant who they knew had a concealed carry license, and they kind of like confronted him in a way where it's kind of hard to tell.

00:14:48.060 And then also you guys know about urban decay, right?

00:14:51.900 Seattle police, open up.

00:14:53.860 And it's like, who is that?

00:14:55.300 It's 2 a.m.

00:14:56.100 And like criminals know all they have to do is say something like that, FBI, open up.

00:15:01.480 Yeah.

00:15:01.700 And you shoot a few rounds through your door.

00:15:04.060 Like that's the natural thing to do.

00:15:06.880 And then all of a sudden you don't know if it's FBI or a criminal.

00:15:09.540 Exactly.

00:15:10.420 So obviously our –

00:15:11.580 Exactly.

00:15:12.720 Exactly.

00:15:13.480 Obviously the FBI and many of our other institutions are completely compromised.

00:15:17.440 And we're also obviously dealing with a controlled, pre-planned destruction of America.

00:15:24.760 Yeah.

00:15:25.140 And this is being done deliberately by obviously very bad actors.

00:15:28.860 There was a post on 4chan from 10 years ago that went re-viral this week.

00:15:35.160 And I want Richard Rappway to read it because it really sums up what we're dealing with.

00:15:39.080 It said – yeah, this is from 2013.

00:15:41.260 You said that, right?

00:15:41.820 Yep.

00:15:41.960 There will be no collapse the way some of these people think of it.

00:15:45.280 It's not going to be like the movie Dawn of the Dead or whatever where one day suddenly shit hits the fan and prices skyrocket and everyone begins to riot and the SS comes marching down from the street to kill everyone.

00:15:56.420 There will be no happening.

00:15:57.960 It's far more insidious than that.

00:15:59.760 Read the poem The Hollow Men by T.S. Eliot and you'll understand.

00:16:03.240 You'll just notice that every day simple things will become a little more expensive.

00:16:07.260 Everyone's homes and apartments will start to get smaller.

00:16:09.460 Your work hours will get longer, but your pay will decrease.

00:16:12.860 You'll see family and friends less and find that in time you care less about them.

00:16:17.680 Every day you'll find yourself lowering your standards for everything – work, food, relationships, etc.

00:16:23.560 Job security will no longer exist as a concept.

00:16:26.320 You'll notice houses and apartments shrinking.

00:16:28.600 People will start hanging on to clothing longer and longer.

00:16:31.980 Less people will get married and even less will have children.

00:16:35.020 People will engross themselves in technological distractions and fantasy while never truly experiencing the world.

00:16:40.540 Whatever dream people used to have about what their lives were going to be will become for them a distant memory.

00:16:46.140 The only thing left for them will be the reality of their debt and their poverty.

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00:17:05.820 And every minute of every day they will be told, you are stupid, ugly, and weak, but together we are free, prosperous, and safe.

00:17:12.480 That is the collapse, the reduction of the American man into a feudal serf, incapable of feeling love or hate,

00:17:18.300 incapable of seeing the pitiful nature of his situation for what it is, or recognizing his own self-worth.

00:17:23.880 Yeah.

00:17:24.520 That basically summed it up.

00:17:25.660 Good reading, Richard.

00:17:26.520 Yeah, thank you.

00:17:27.100 And that also is kind of a theme that we've been saying, too, where, specifically in our urban decay sections, where theft and stuff, squalor, tent cities, the new generation is like, it's always been like that.

00:17:40.980 And nobody realizes, like, oh, the 70s, the 80s, like where Rudy Giuliani cleaned up New York and other pockets.

00:17:48.840 San Francisco used to be a tech.

00:17:50.640 Silicon Valley was a tech hub.

00:17:52.100 It wasn't all just dystopian driverless cars and then tents on the street and people pissing and fentanyl.

00:17:57.180 So there definitely is, like, a slow and steady nature to it, and obviously we're seeing the inflation aspect of it now.

00:18:03.520 Exactly.

00:18:04.200 And obviously upward mobility is gone, a thing of the past.

00:18:07.540 Inflation is destroying everything as well.

00:18:09.880 Our dollar is worth nothing.

00:18:11.540 And I saw this meme that kind of sums it all up.

00:18:13.560 I don't want to say upward mobility is gone, though, but it's like the typical corporate structure, a lot of times, that's losing it.

00:18:22.360 And then the loyalty and, like, having a pension and then loyalty being rewarded from megacorps, at least.

00:18:29.100 I mean, you can still rise up and you can still start a business.

00:18:32.140 You just have to – a lot of the old traditional ways where you'd be taken care of are now kind of, like, being closed.

00:18:38.060 Yeah.

00:18:38.140 The door is being closed on some of them.

00:18:40.000 Exactly.

00:18:40.660 And then there's a meme that kind of was going through inflation, the clown meme.

00:18:44.640 Yeah.

00:18:44.980 This is a chronological order of articles regarding inflation over the last four years.

00:18:50.040 The inflation scare doesn't match reality.

00:18:52.700 Inflation looks bad now, but it's pretty much sticking to the script.

00:18:56.020 Why the inflation we're seeing now is a good thing.

00:18:58.900 And then inflation is your fault.

00:19:01.480 So that's another cycle that we see.

00:19:05.500 And then I have a couple other articles and headlines here that kind of highlight the current economic conditions.

00:19:11.980 One is the cost of everything.

00:19:14.100 It says, really cool how the cost of everything is now priced according to you being part of a dual-income household with no kids bringing in $300,000 to $500,000 a year.

00:19:22.360 Feels good.

00:19:23.460 You know, like, that's kind of what it is.

00:19:24.940 It's like, if you want to live a normal life, both people in the relationship have to work.

00:19:29.120 And having a kid is something you put off.

00:19:31.220 Like, it's the new reality they're ushering in.

00:19:33.680 And we actually have a list here, just speaking of the economy, of all the restaurants closing in 2024.

00:19:39.920 Can you kind of give a fast overview?

00:19:41.720 Fuddruckers close all locations.

00:19:43.580 I used to love Fuddruckers when I was a kid.

00:19:45.440 Old Country Buffet is closing all remaining locations.

00:19:48.480 IHOP is closing 100.

00:19:49.920 Buffalo Wild Wings is closing all of Canada, as well as 60 locations in the U.S.

00:19:53.980 Applebee's closing 35 locations.

00:19:56.280 Red Lobster, 50 locations.

00:19:58.260 Denny's, 20 locations.

00:20:00.200 Marie Callender's is shutting down all remaining locations.

00:20:02.800 Pizza Hut.

00:20:04.100 Cy Barrow.

00:20:05.040 I've never even heard of that one, so that's not a loss for me.

00:20:07.880 Marred Pizza.

00:20:09.100 Ruby Tuesday.

00:20:10.520 BDQ.

00:20:11.280 Yeah.

00:20:11.380 So, a lot of the chains are closing down.

00:20:14.100 It doesn't make sense financially anymore.

00:20:16.320 But there is good news.

00:20:17.740 The McMop is back at McDonald's.

00:20:19.780 McDonald's workers caught drying mop under fry warmer in stomach-turning video.

00:20:25.420 The McMop is back.

00:20:26.820 Hell, yeah.

00:20:27.280 So, don't worry.

00:20:28.000 You can still go to McDonald's.

00:20:29.020 We also have a correction from last episode, the Red Lobster section.

00:20:34.380 It was, obviously, they lost a ton of money with the endless shrimp deal.

00:20:37.980 Like, that is real.

00:20:39.040 But there also was some hedge fund stuff behind the scenes.

00:20:43.180 Of course.

00:20:43.640 Basically, Red Lobster was a struggling company.

00:20:46.140 A hedge fund took it over, took over all their real estate as well, and then charged

00:20:51.120 Red Lobster higher lease.

00:20:53.060 Higher rent, yeah.

00:20:53.820 Which they separated the real estate from the owners.

00:20:57.020 But, you know, to be fair, and then there was some other shrimp deal where they had to

00:21:01.040 get all their shrimp from one supplier who, like, jacked up the price.

00:21:03.840 So, it was kind of like a, what do you call it?

00:21:06.420 Like, buddy deal for some of the hedge funds' preferred customers.

00:21:10.840 But the shrimp thing that we were talking about, which we had shown of family of six going

00:21:16.440 in and doing that, that was actually a huge stressor on a lot of the operators themselves.

00:21:21.820 Yeah.

00:21:22.020 And there was a fight between Red Lobster and the operators about being able to push back

00:21:26.580 on people who were abusing the endless shrimp thing.

00:21:28.540 So, it was what we said, but it was also Red Lobster was fighting it from every direction.

00:21:33.960 It wasn't literally just black people eating the shrimp, eating the ocean dry.

00:21:38.220 Yeah.

00:21:38.580 That was only the cause of the bad shrimp deal.

00:21:43.520 Yeah.

00:21:43.860 And that's a much funnier meme, and it's much better to talk about on a podcast like ours,

00:21:48.140 but there was some business headwinds, as we will call them.

00:21:51.380 The greedy hedge funds.

00:21:52.880 Yeah.

00:21:53.340 All right.

00:21:53.640 So, obviously, while this is going on-

00:21:55.440 I don't think it was hedge funds.

00:21:56.300 I think it's private equity, a private equity company.

00:21:58.800 Yeah.

00:21:59.440 You know.

00:21:59.820 You know how that works.

00:22:00.840 You should know.

00:22:01.440 Hedge funds are trading shit.

00:22:02.560 They're not getting it.

00:22:03.200 They're not owning and operating restaurants.

00:22:05.160 I just call it one thing.

00:22:06.880 Yeah.

00:22:07.300 All right.

00:22:07.820 So, the-

00:22:08.400 You lost it.

00:22:08.860 The controlled destruction continues in the health sector as well.

00:22:13.380 Cancer rates are on the rise.

00:22:14.940 Can you read that headline?

00:22:15.940 Global cancer phenomenon.

00:22:17.420 It's not just America.

00:22:18.740 The UK, Japan, South Africa, and Australia are among dozens of countries suffering mystery spikes

00:22:24.300 of all different kinds of tumors in young people.

00:22:27.400 Wow.

00:22:27.900 I wonder what that's from.

00:22:29.260 Yeah.

00:22:29.780 Plastic.

00:22:30.640 Shit you shouldn't be eating.

00:22:32.260 Seed oil type shit.

00:22:33.540 I don't know.

00:22:34.260 It's a roll of the dice, you know?

00:22:35.780 Any combo of the two.

00:22:37.220 Some experimental things going in people's arms.

00:22:40.060 Yeah.

00:22:40.200 And now everyone goes, oh, what could it be from?

00:22:42.060 And the ADIQs will say, oh, that's just because there was less screening during COVID.

00:22:46.780 Yeah.

00:22:47.080 But if that was the case, then it's like, well, then it's the same number of people

00:22:51.400 getting cancer as young people.

00:22:53.460 Yeah.

00:22:53.820 Which doesn't really make sense, right?

00:22:56.020 Yep.

00:22:56.780 All right.

00:22:57.160 Hey, start feeling yourself for lumps.

00:22:59.160 If you live next to an industrial park and you're like, oh, it's a cool brick loft.

00:23:02.800 And then it turns out they were using some weird chemicals to do some stuff.

00:23:06.900 Start feeling around for lumps, boys, because it's getting crazy out there.

00:23:10.520 Exactly.

00:23:11.160 Especially if you got the, you know what, in your arm.

00:23:14.240 Well, all right.

00:23:15.320 Well, that's where I think all the cancer is coming from.

00:23:17.880 Okay.

00:23:18.360 Yeah.

00:23:18.900 So let's move on.

00:23:20.800 There was an article, fluoride in pregnancy may harm child's brain development, a study says.

00:23:27.160 The may.

00:23:27.840 May.

00:23:28.520 Doing a ton of heavy lifting.

00:23:30.680 May.

00:23:30.960 May.

00:23:31.340 Are we kidding?

00:23:32.420 So obviously everyone knows what that is.

00:23:35.020 And then next, a part of our healthcare destruction of America section, the microplastic study.

00:23:41.580 So this was a study that came out that said microplastics were present in 100% of the people

00:23:47.140 that were in the study.

00:23:48.520 Yeah.

00:23:48.680 It said cancer causing microplastics are found in 100% of men's testicles in new study.

00:23:54.060 Daily mail.

00:23:55.060 Right.

00:23:55.220 Yeah.

00:23:55.960 And there was a fact check and the fact check said, well, this study wasn't a real study

00:24:00.280 because there's only 23 people.

00:24:01.980 It was done on 23 humans and the 100% metric is only applicable to the population of this

00:24:06.240 study.

00:24:07.060 But you still went 23 for 23.

00:24:10.020 Are those guys all at like the bottom of an Indian river or something where all the microplastics

00:24:15.240 are broken down because I need more of this.

00:24:17.660 23 for 23 and it's not a broader indicator.

00:24:20.660 Ignore that study.

00:24:21.760 It was only 23 people, but all 23 people had microplastics.

00:24:26.160 Yeah.

00:24:26.380 So I guess that's something we can ignore.

00:24:29.000 And there was a Spider-Man meme that was pointing and it's funny.

00:24:32.340 My father full of lead, my grandfather full of asbestos, me full of microplastics, which

00:24:37.940 is kind of how it feels.

00:24:39.100 Every generation has their issue and you don't know about it until it's too late.

00:24:43.920 Exactly.

00:24:45.140 And then obviously to aid in the destruction of America, healthcare wise, there's a new

00:24:50.660 generation of doctors who are being released to the public and they only got through medical

00:24:56.400 school and became doctors because they're minorities.

00:24:59.540 Yeah, basically.

00:25:00.580 This might sound a little harsh, but it gets way worse.

00:25:04.260 Yeah.

00:25:04.880 So this is from Aaron Sibarium who kind of broke this story.

00:25:10.240 The story is broken through testimonials from people who worked at UCLA Medical Center,

00:25:15.980 med school, professors, and through emails that he acquired.

00:25:20.820 So whistleblowers at UCLA Medical School say it dramatically lowered admission standards

00:25:24.420 for minority applicants.

00:25:25.700 As a result, they say 50% of some cohorts now fail basic tests of medical competence.

00:25:32.860 And part of the article blames it on this woman.

00:25:35.900 Medical UCLA Medical School hired a new dean of admissions, Jennifer Lucero in 2020.

00:25:41.040 Since then, you know, George Floyd era, whenever they, whenever something changed in 2020 and

00:25:46.440 you look back and, oh, the police department no longer does this, 2020, the, you know,

00:25:51.320 oh, admissions, let everybody in.

00:25:53.180 There it is.

00:25:53.740 There's the guy, King George, King Floyd.

00:25:57.040 But yeah, so since then, the number of students failing their shelf exams, standardized tests

00:26:02.280 taken after each clinical rotation has exploded, rising as much as tenfold in some subjects.

00:26:09.140 That wasn't a coincidence.

00:26:10.600 So failures 10x, right?

00:26:12.600 Failure is 10x, and then look at this next part about what these doctors do and don't

00:26:17.460 know.

00:26:18.020 One professor said, so we're not going to go through a lot of the details of this, but

00:26:22.260 we're going to say some anecdotal things and kind of rehash our point that lowering standards

00:26:26.580 for black or Hispanic applicants, I think it's mostly black, doesn't really help anybody

00:26:32.320 and actually is going to hurt and possibly kill patients and bring their insurance way

00:26:36.840 up.

00:26:37.360 One professor said that a student in the operating room could not identify a major artery when

00:26:42.500 asked, then berated the professor for putting her on the spot.

00:26:47.000 Wonder what race she was.

00:26:49.220 You know, artery.

00:26:50.140 How many major arteries are there in the human body, right?

00:26:52.740 Six, I don't know.

00:26:53.440 Six, ten?

00:26:54.280 I don't even know.

00:26:55.040 I'm not in med school.

00:26:55.800 Aorta?

00:26:56.700 Another said that students at the end of their clinical rotations don't know basic lab tests

00:27:00.780 and in some cases are unable to present patients.

00:27:03.520 I don't know how some of these students are going to be junior doctors, the professor said,

00:27:07.460 right?

00:27:08.720 And here's another quote that says, a former member of the admission staff said, we want

00:27:14.060 racial diversity so badly we're willing to cut corners to get it.

00:27:18.340 And they're willing to cut corners and then that doctor's just going to cut your aorta

00:27:22.240 or snip your little artery because they don't know.

00:27:24.340 And so we're reality enjoyers on the show and we like to look at the bright side of these

00:27:31.920 things, right?

00:27:32.960 And so we're kind of reading between the lines on this report and it said, all the normal

00:27:37.840 criteria for getting into medical school only apply to people of certain races, an admission

00:27:43.080 officer said.

00:27:44.020 For other people, those criteria are completely disregarded.

00:27:48.260 So now's the time to be racist when picking your doctor.

00:27:51.440 When a racist policy creates incompetent doctors, how do you fight racism with racism, with

00:27:58.340 more racism?

00:27:59.340 Of course, your only hope.

00:28:01.020 So you basically, so that's the good news.

00:28:03.180 I'm reading this and I'm like, Oh God, is everyone fucked and dumb?

00:28:06.020 And I'm like, no, the whites and the Asians are still having to get perfect scores.

00:28:10.140 Yes.

00:28:10.700 Dr.

00:28:11.000 Jones, Dr.

00:28:11.860 Jones, Dr.

00:28:12.420 Lee.

00:28:12.920 Yeah.

00:28:13.340 Dr.

00:28:13.640 Chan.

00:28:14.680 Dr.

00:28:15.180 Chan.

00:28:15.440 So good to see you.

00:28:16.420 Um, and so basically like, that's great that they're still doing it.

00:28:21.880 Um, and yeah, this is going to cause patients to kind of discriminate.

00:28:24.860 Don't go to the emergency room, the emergency room, you get assigned a random doctor.

00:28:29.060 So you have to have like a, a, a preferred doctor.

00:28:32.300 Right.

00:28:33.100 Um, and so we were joking before the show, like imagine kind of like screening your doctor

00:28:38.080 and being like, all right, Hey, okay.

00:28:40.560 Yeah.

00:28:40.880 You're white.

00:28:41.420 You look pretty good.

00:28:42.320 Blonde, blue eyes.

00:28:43.440 Wow.

00:28:43.840 This guy probably had to work hard.

00:28:45.280 And then you find out he's like the, the Dean of admissions son or something.

00:28:49.480 You're like, fuck, he's still a nepotism doctor.

00:28:52.980 Yeah.

00:28:53.320 So you got to have to do a lot of research and figure out who your doctors are.

00:28:56.960 But this is the, they're blowing the whistle at UCLA.

00:29:00.680 Right.

00:29:01.860 And UCLA is doing it.

00:29:03.960 It's happening everywhere.

00:29:05.400 This kind of low standards and like failing.

00:29:07.880 We're going to hear about it more and more, uh, Republican conspiracy, right.

00:29:11.980 Right wing conspiracy theories are, uh, news from 12 months in the future.

00:29:17.200 Right.

00:29:17.880 And we've been harping on this with, uh, DEI hires in other areas like Boeing or different

00:29:23.740 things like that.

00:29:24.440 And it's just like, it's, this is your life.

00:29:26.980 And then, yeah.

00:29:27.920 But the good news is, uh, when it comes to these doctors who aren't qualified, all they're

00:29:32.580 going to really have to do is just write prescriptions for people with symptoms that

00:29:36.240 can get them on the big pharma payroll for life.

00:29:39.260 And then you can just go into a doctor's office.

00:29:41.480 The guy doesn't know what he's doing.

00:29:42.580 You just be like, Hey, need a little Adderall.

00:29:44.820 Hey doc, uh, you know, I got to get my head straight.

00:29:47.380 I need some Valium.

00:29:48.200 I need some Adderall.

00:29:49.140 So if you guys want some pills, you can still kind of abuse these, uh, these unqualified

00:29:54.320 doctors.

00:29:55.060 Exactly.

00:29:55.600 Well, let's move on from this section and into the other part of, uh, what's going on to

00:30:00.960 destroy this country.

00:30:01.880 Okay.

00:30:02.220 The illegals.

00:30:03.140 Okay.

00:30:03.400 Um, Bill Malusian went to the border and this is who's came this week.

00:30:07.620 We talked to these guys.

00:30:09.000 There was not a single one of them from Mexico.

00:30:11.840 Take a listen to this.

00:30:13.840 Where are you guys from?

00:30:14.980 What country?

00:30:15.620 Pakistan.

00:30:16.280 Pakistan.

00:30:17.560 India.

00:30:18.160 India.

00:30:18.880 Turkey.

00:30:19.680 Turkey?

00:30:20.280 Yeah.

00:30:20.720 Turkey.

00:30:21.220 Okay.

00:30:22.080 India.

00:30:22.840 India.

00:30:23.880 Where are you guys from?

00:30:25.100 Turkey.

00:30:25.660 Turkey.

00:30:26.180 Turkey.

00:30:27.080 Where are you guys from?

00:30:28.060 China.

00:30:28.660 China.

00:30:29.280 Ecuador.

00:30:30.080 Ecuador?

00:30:31.000 All right.

00:30:31.620 Where are you guys from?

00:30:32.320 India.

00:30:32.940 India.

00:30:33.820 India.

00:30:34.460 India.

00:30:35.200 India.

00:30:35.700 Sagarbaba.

00:30:36.380 India.

00:30:36.940 India.

00:30:37.420 India.

00:30:37.820 All right.

00:30:38.800 One woman.

00:30:39.860 Bunch of Middle Easterns.

00:30:41.180 Yeah.

00:30:41.940 China's in there too.

00:30:43.200 Yeah.

00:30:43.760 So that's something to look forward to.

00:30:45.220 Those are future Americans.

00:30:46.500 We need to help them because everything here is so good that we can afford to help all the

00:30:50.640 people from third world countries now.

00:30:52.080 And you know what's funny?

00:30:52.780 They talk about like fleeing from their dangerous or Iraq is not free.

00:30:57.160 One of these guys goes on to say later in the video and it's like, aren't we so lucky

00:31:01.460 that we just get all the nonviolent, cooperative, freedom-loving migrants?

00:31:06.380 Yeah.

00:31:06.600 We get the nice ones.

00:31:07.420 We don't get any of the criminals, right, guys?

00:31:09.840 They leave the terrorists behind.

00:31:11.300 They leave the terrorists behind and they go, I just want the good life in America.

00:31:14.600 And none of them are bad or even have an ounce of evil in their heart.

00:31:18.100 All right.

00:31:18.520 Let's move on.

00:31:19.280 We have to pick up the pace a little bit.

00:31:20.960 Pick up the pace a little.

00:31:22.260 Nothing crazy.

00:31:23.220 We're going to have a longer show today just because there's no show on Tuesday.

00:31:26.400 Yes.

00:31:27.280 I don't think we've told you guys that.

00:31:28.520 There's not going to be a show on Tuesday, but there is going to be a bonus land,

00:31:33.420 basically a partial bonus land show.

00:31:35.760 I think it's going to be an abbreviated show for bonus landers, just less preparation on

00:31:39.480 our end.

00:31:39.860 So we're going no show Tuesday, but longer show today and a bonus land today and Tuesday.

00:31:45.660 So make sure you guys sign up at Fleckistalks.com.

00:31:48.140 Now's the time to join for Tuesday's episode.

00:31:51.100 All right.

00:31:51.540 Moving on.

00:31:52.240 We're still in the destruction of our country section and let's move on to the

00:31:56.000 Israel part of that section.

00:31:57.820 Here's the most recent clip from the, well, what's left of the campus protests.

00:32:03.380 They were saying chemical attack on protesters at University of Michigan encampment.

00:32:08.040 It's just pepper spray.

00:32:11.340 Arms out.

00:32:16.040 They have masks on and they're yelling.

00:32:19.540 Pathetic.

00:32:20.240 That's what they want.

00:32:21.340 They like that.

00:32:22.300 Then it feels like they're really got part of it.

00:32:24.340 That's like, uh, I feel good after a long day of hard work.

00:32:27.160 I got my hands dirty.

00:32:28.220 I got chemical attacked.

00:32:30.200 Yeah.

00:32:30.720 With some light pepper spray by the police pepper spray.

00:32:33.140 And that's how they react.

00:32:34.000 Everyone's pathetic and weak.

00:32:35.700 Yeah.

00:32:36.000 All right.

00:32:36.480 Let's go to the most recent Netanyahu clip.

00:32:39.500 This is what he was saying a couple of days ago.

00:32:41.620 Look at this.

00:32:42.160 Cause this is a, uh, for context, there was a group that said that Netanyahu should be

00:32:47.140 arrested.

00:32:47.840 Yeah.

00:32:48.360 Charged with war crimes.

00:32:49.460 Charged with war crimes.

00:32:50.480 And this was his response.

00:32:51.700 He's creating a false symmetry between the democratically elected leaders of Israel and

00:32:56.700 the terrorist chieftains.

00:32:57.840 That's like saying in, uh, after 9-11, well, I'm issuing arrest warrants for, uh, for George

00:33:03.140 Bush, but also for Bin Laden or after in World War II.

00:33:06.000 Well, I'm issuing arrest warrants for FDR, but also for Hitler.

00:33:09.500 It's a hit job.

00:33:11.000 Uh, it's not serious.

00:33:11.940 He's out to defame Israel and he's also pouring gasoline on the fires of anti-Semitism that

00:33:17.280 are spreading around the world.

00:33:19.880 Yeah.

00:33:20.700 And then what he said, it's like, that would be like arresting George Bush after 9-11.

00:33:25.820 That would be lit.

00:33:28.220 George Bush kind of killed how many hundreds of thousands of Iraqis afterwards.

00:33:32.780 And he was in on it and did 9-11.

00:33:35.160 And then after 9-11, you probably have to arrest some Israelis too.

00:33:37.960 Yeah.

00:33:38.180 And you know what?

00:33:41.060 Um, that's the thing too.

00:33:42.800 It's like when it comes to, in terms of these international conflicts and world leaders and

00:33:48.340 stuff, it's literally just, does anyone have power to exercise some sort of laws against

00:33:53.780 me or to bring me into a court?

00:33:56.400 Uh, so it's like if the Iraqis had any sort of international court that the U S was jurisdiction

00:34:01.680 to, they would have charged George Bush and nobody has any jurisdiction over the leaders

00:34:06.760 of Israel, nobody has any jurisdiction over American leaders.

00:34:10.540 So it's a moot point.

00:34:11.580 It's just nothing.

00:34:12.360 It's a talking point.

00:34:14.040 But if they could, they would, you know?

00:34:16.720 And every time I hear Netanyahu talk, it seems like he's saying coded messages that are like

00:34:22.400 backhanded and also like somewhat threatening.

00:34:25.540 It kind of seems like, and then if it keeps getting worse, we're going to do what we have

00:34:28.920 to do.

00:34:29.500 And it's like, what is this?

00:34:30.520 Are you going to nuke somebody?

00:34:31.640 Don't push me.

00:34:32.400 Are you going to start world war three?

00:34:33.960 Cause you feel like you're alone and you don't want the Holocaust to happen again.

00:34:37.300 I thought hit job sounded a little bit like hijab.

00:34:40.480 Ooh.

00:34:41.200 So something to think about.

00:34:42.460 I'm reading between the lines as well.

00:34:44.180 And then we had this weird thing that happened this week where it turns out, um, if you're

00:34:49.220 in the Israeli military, you get the same benefits as if you're in the American military.

00:34:54.300 Yeah.

00:34:54.620 Two Republican congressmen have introduced a bill that would extend the same taxpayer benefits

00:34:59.240 to Americans serving in the IDF, IDF as if they were serving in the U S military.

00:35:05.020 So, so it says the service of a citizen of the United States and the Israeli defense forces

00:35:09.880 shall be treated in the same manner as, uh, as service in the uniformed services.

00:35:14.340 So it must've taken some strong lobbying and or blackmail to get that one pushed forward.

00:35:19.440 I can't imagine how you get that paragraph in a bill and go, all right.

00:35:23.380 Yeah.

00:35:23.740 Like this is just whatever.

00:35:25.700 This is what the people want.

00:35:27.020 Yeah.

00:35:27.400 Everyone's calling for this on the streets.

00:35:29.220 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:30.120 No one's calling for it.

00:35:31.380 And this lobbying is something we see, especially on Twitter.

00:35:34.900 Whenever there's like Israel in the news and you see a bunch of people in support of Israel,

00:35:39.100 a lot of times they're using the same phrases or words.

00:35:43.460 The word choice is very suspicious.

00:35:44.980 And then the common word in this one is, so in this situation, the word equivalence is

00:35:50.240 being used a lot.

00:35:51.680 It's like, as if they got like a memo.

00:35:53.520 Hey everyone, here's our talking points for X, Y, Z issue.

00:35:56.640 Go ahead and get it out there.

00:35:58.700 And then everyone tweets the same thing.

00:36:00.480 And then the word equivalence or false equivalence is used in all these tweets.

00:36:05.240 Yeah.

00:36:05.380 It kind of shows you who's in on it.

00:36:07.000 Mike Pence, Lindsey Graham, Fetterman, Adam Schiff, Grace Meng, Ted Cruz, Mike Pompeo.

00:36:11.800 Everyone says there's no equivalence, right?

00:36:14.120 Yeah.

00:36:14.500 So it's weird when you see that.

00:36:16.020 It kind of gives you a little insight as to who's in on it.

00:36:17.980 And then this last thing about ruling the country, you know, it says perfectly acceptable

00:36:23.920 to accuse the following of controlling the United States, white people, white supremacy,

00:36:28.760 China, Russia, Saudi Arabia, any country on earth except one.

00:36:32.300 You'll lose your job and become a social pariah for accusing them of controlling the United

00:36:35.980 States, Jews or Israel.

00:36:37.960 Weird how that works.

00:36:39.380 Yeah.

00:36:39.560 I've never seen some sort of any citizen serving in a United States citizen serving

00:36:45.080 in the Chinese armed forces or the Russian or any other armed forces get into a congressional

00:36:49.320 bill, you know?

00:36:50.040 Yeah.

00:36:50.500 Very strange.

00:36:51.560 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

00:36:53.000 Moving on to the last page of housekeeping.

00:36:54.860 Use this opportunity to help us tickle the post and juice the algo.

00:36:57.620 Leave a like, leave a comment, leave a comment again, then start yapping.

00:37:01.200 Notifications need to be on.

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00:37:04.380 That was pretty good.

00:37:05.040 I'm getting good at it.

00:37:06.520 You're getting good.

00:37:06.940 All right.

00:37:07.240 This last page of housekeeping is the Fleckus page.

00:37:09.960 This is all my stuff.

00:37:10.960 It's conspiracy corner, but less unhinged.

00:37:13.320 First things first.

00:37:14.500 I watched a dinosaur documentary the other day.

00:37:16.960 And?

00:37:17.760 They really try to humiliate you.

00:37:20.180 Okay.

00:37:20.980 Do you want to know why?

00:37:22.000 Go ahead.

00:37:22.680 A lot of people believe in evolution, right?

00:37:24.940 And if you believe in evolution, you think that animals are constantly changing to more

00:37:28.900 perfect versions of their former selves over time, correct?

00:37:32.400 So they develop from a bacteria to a worm to a dinosaur, right?

00:37:36.780 Okay.

00:37:37.060 But then the most famous dinosaur is T-Rex.

00:37:40.280 Okay.

00:37:40.700 Who has those stupid arms.

00:37:42.800 Yeah.

00:37:43.260 So on one hand, oh, it's evolution and it's the battle of the fittest and only the most

00:37:48.660 perfect specimens make it.

00:37:50.400 And then on the other hand, the most famous dinosaur is T-Rex with like two useless arms.

00:37:54.860 Why would a dinosaur need useless arms?

00:37:57.440 Something to think about.

00:37:58.160 I think that's actually a sign of evolution.

00:38:00.200 That would be a sign because it like grew and then it didn't need these useless arms

00:38:04.440 anymore.

00:38:04.900 So it used to have arms.

00:38:06.540 You actually kind of fucked yourself there.

00:38:08.020 You backed yourself into a corner.

00:38:09.120 Why would you need, why would four of your four, two of your four appendages, half of

00:38:15.140 your arms and limbs be like useless?

00:38:17.680 Oh, we don't need these.

00:38:18.600 Because you started out using them.

00:38:19.940 I'm running, I'm running around.

00:38:21.160 No need for anything.

00:38:22.100 No need to grab anything.

00:38:23.180 Your neck got so big and you started basically becoming a big dinosaur guy.

00:38:26.860 It doesn't make sense.

00:38:27.780 All right.

00:38:28.000 I also watched the Thomas Crown Affair and that movie was okay.

00:38:33.380 Okay.

00:38:34.180 All right.

00:38:34.660 I don't see how one has to do with it.

00:38:36.080 All right.

00:38:36.580 It's meant to humiliate you.

00:38:37.820 Okay.

00:38:38.100 The dinosaur thing.

00:38:39.380 All right.

00:38:39.980 I also have a new home defense technique I've been doing.

00:38:43.540 I leave an unloaded gun on the table.

00:38:46.900 Bait gun.

00:38:47.740 Bait gun.

00:38:48.280 So if I come into the house and I see the gun's gone, I know someone's in the house

00:38:52.240 trying to get me and they took the gun so I can't defend myself.

00:38:55.120 Okay.

00:38:55.600 So it's like a little, what's it called?

00:38:57.760 Like a canary in the coal mine.

00:38:59.140 Yeah.

00:38:59.340 If you walk in the house and that gun moved from the table, someone's in the house.

00:39:04.000 Okay.

00:39:04.380 And then what do you do?

00:39:05.140 And then they might have the gun, but there's no bullets in the gun.

00:39:07.240 So it's just like a little thing.

00:39:08.380 It's a little barometer, a little thing that gives you a heads up.

00:39:12.060 Hey, someone's in the house.

00:39:13.520 Okay.

00:39:13.740 Because they took the gun.

00:39:14.760 They think that's your gun and then they're going to get you.

00:39:17.000 Smart.

00:39:17.680 Doesn't that make sense?

00:39:18.460 That does actually make sense.

00:39:19.620 Yeah.

00:39:19.840 Yeah.

00:39:20.160 And then if they have the gun, there's no bullets in it.

00:39:22.140 So it's useless.

00:39:22.840 Okay.

00:39:23.240 All right.

00:39:23.580 I have a new bug bite prevention thing that we could possibly use for summer.

00:39:27.800 Check out this clip.

00:39:28.880 Two little guys up here.

00:39:30.240 One and two.

00:39:31.640 I got bugs in my room.

00:39:33.380 The horse and the deer flies are in.

00:39:34.940 Believe me or not.

00:39:35.540 Bugs in my bed.

00:39:37.080 It works.

00:39:38.340 So it's bugs, scarecrows.

00:39:40.660 Yeah.

00:39:40.940 That actually works.

00:39:41.820 I've seen that before.

00:39:42.520 I've seen other fishermen wear that.

00:39:43.780 So you wear the bugs, scarecrows, and then it keeps the bugs that bite you away.

00:39:48.240 Dragonflies kill regular flies.

00:39:50.620 So that's pretty good.

00:39:51.600 That's really good.

00:39:52.460 See, we're cooking here.

00:39:53.600 And that's non-toxic.

00:39:55.840 That's, you know, it doesn't fuck you up.

00:39:57.320 It's not going to, it's not DEET or something that you find out 10 years later.

00:40:01.160 I got plastic in my testicles now.

00:40:03.660 So I actually, I like that one.

00:40:05.680 Yeah.

00:40:05.860 That's a good one.

00:40:06.620 It's natural.

00:40:07.380 You don't have to cover yourself in chemicals.

00:40:08.980 All right.

00:40:09.360 All right.

00:40:09.880 Let's move on.

00:40:10.680 Another helpful tip for summer.

00:40:11.980 This one's a little more serious.

00:40:13.440 We do not want to be diving headfirst into any bodies of water.

00:40:18.200 Two, this article here, two high school boys die after jumping from bridge on dare with

00:40:23.400 one leaping in to save his friend.

00:40:24.860 Um, and then another situation that people died already this summer because they jumped

00:40:30.140 into a pool that had like a one foot area and they didn't know.

00:40:33.940 And they went headfirst and broke their neck.

00:40:35.760 Yeah.

00:40:36.220 I think there's actually, I think I saw a Cernovich tweeting about this.

00:40:39.260 There's kind of no reason to dive.

00:40:41.380 Yeah.

00:40:41.920 You should go feet first.

00:40:43.500 Worst case scenario, you break your tibia.

00:40:45.800 Or imagine you jump off a pier and then you land and there's like a wooden stake from like

00:40:49.800 where the pier used to be or whatever.

00:40:51.620 And then you hit that, you're dead.

00:40:52.980 Yeah.

00:40:53.200 Uh, and then I need to be jumping into the, into dark waters this summer guys.

00:40:57.300 And then we'll die.

00:40:58.080 And then best case scenario, if you really, really want to jump, you got to make sure

00:41:01.560 somebody, you saw somebody do it before you and they're fine.

00:41:05.260 And then you land directly where they landed before they get out of the water.

00:41:08.600 Yep.

00:41:09.060 You land right on top of them.

00:41:10.700 All right.

00:41:11.100 Last part.

00:41:12.480 Second to last part.

00:41:13.520 Uh, this is going to get into, it's not even schizo, it's just true.

00:41:18.520 Yeah.

00:41:18.760 This, the, this is what I was saying.

00:41:20.480 I, your dinosaur shit, you have no assets for, but I believe both of these.

00:41:24.200 Telepathy is real.

00:41:25.580 Yeah.

00:41:26.020 There's a new study that came out.

00:41:27.620 Um, our brains have a magnetic material that can communicate telepathically with other

00:41:31.880 humans and animals.

00:41:33.340 Trust the vibe you get from other people.

00:41:35.000 And then it's a study titled brain to brain communication, the possible role of brain

00:41:39.220 electromagnetic fields as a potential hypothesis.

00:41:42.160 And then this kind of plays into the next part of this section where auras are real.

00:41:47.500 So basically there's like an invisible field around us, um, that kind of communicates with

00:41:53.660 other people's invisible fields.

00:41:55.240 Okay.

00:41:55.640 And then in this unspoken conversation, it kind of reveals like how you're doing health wise,

00:42:00.420 how you're doing mental health wise, how you view yourself, how you view the view the

00:42:04.180 world, what ailments you're dealing with, if you're healthy or not.

00:42:07.660 So like, we have like this unspoken conversation with our invisible fields around each other.

00:42:12.680 And there's like a transfer of information and energy.

00:42:16.000 And that's why if you have like bad vibes with someone or the vibe is off, or you had a weird

00:42:20.280 gut feeling, it's the reaction to the invisible energy field that surrounds everybody.

00:42:25.460 Yeah.

00:42:25.940 Well, yeah.

00:42:26.800 And I think you're taking a step, I guess, far with invisible, uh, energy field or whatever,

00:42:33.260 but it's clearly something, right?

00:42:34.900 Yeah.

00:42:35.120 I mean, you're, you're kind of making a leap there.

00:42:36.720 You admit you're just vibing.

00:42:38.020 Well, your aura.

00:42:39.400 Yeah.

00:42:39.640 You're calling it aura.

00:42:40.620 They called it electromagnetism in there, but yeah, you should be listening to your gut.

00:42:44.540 You, if you can't verbalize something that makes you sketched out or makes you feel weird

00:42:49.240 or a bad vibe, it doesn't mean it's not real and shouldn't be listened to.

00:42:52.720 If you can't exactly put your finger on it and identify it.

00:42:55.520 Yeah.

00:42:55.680 And you want to improve your headspace and your positivity and your authenticity as much

00:43:01.320 as you can.

00:43:01.860 So your invisible force field that surrounds you and interacts with other people's is a

00:43:07.080 good thing.

00:43:07.740 So people don't meet you and go, Oh, this guy's giving me the heebie jeebies.

00:43:11.420 He's all fucked up.

00:43:12.760 Hey, I'm Mike.

00:43:14.040 Yeah.

00:43:14.800 Get the fuck away from me.

00:43:15.760 Right?

00:43:16.060 Exactly.

00:43:16.560 Are you going to cover this one or no?

00:43:17.600 What does it say?

00:43:18.280 It says, this is the other one that I rang true with me.

00:43:21.160 It said, try staring at people from behind.

00:43:23.400 They will turn or scratch their head.

00:43:24.620 Our consciousness extends far beyond our physical body.

00:43:27.540 Scientific studies have confirmed this.

00:43:29.500 And the scientific study Carnivore Aurelius is mentioning is the sense of being stared

00:43:34.180 at does not depend on known sensory clues.

00:43:37.340 So if you get stared at for a lot, a lot of time and intensely, it means someone's staring

00:43:42.660 at you.

00:43:43.000 Your body can feel that even though you're not being touched.

00:43:45.820 Yeah.

00:43:46.400 It's the invisible aura around us.

00:43:48.760 So it's true to me.

00:43:49.740 Need to know this stuff.

00:43:50.760 It's a little seed planting.

00:43:51.860 We'll probably get to more of this in future episodes, I'm sure.

00:43:54.720 That is the end of housekeeping.

00:43:56.360 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:44:00.940 Our first clip of Cringe is going, well, we have two sections, basically.

00:44:04.960 We have the crying women's section, the annoying women's section, and then the annoying men's

00:44:09.280 section.

00:44:09.760 Yeah.

00:44:10.040 So everyone's getting equally offended.

00:44:11.800 And also, if you're a lady watching this show, this is probably not about you.

00:44:15.500 You're probably normal and rational.

00:44:17.600 I would guarantee this is not about you.

00:44:19.220 Yeah.

00:44:19.560 These are for brain-cooked SSRI, birth control, dead-eye women who are progressive.

00:44:26.160 Not the show watchers like you guys.

00:44:28.460 All right.

00:44:28.780 First is the crying single mom.

00:44:31.040 This, really quick, this was sent, or this was discovered on Josh Lacoste's page.

00:44:35.180 He has a bunch of great stuff on Twitter.

00:44:37.320 We get a lot of clips from his Twitter feed.

00:44:39.320 So the text says, being a single mom is making your own birthday cake on your birthday so

00:44:44.480 that your babies can feel happy that they are singing to you.

00:44:48.320 And she's filming herself making cookies or cupcakes and crying.

00:44:51.820 Mid sob.

00:44:53.380 And she has, she picked out a specific song to be playing, a sad song to be playing in

00:44:58.480 the background.

00:44:59.020 And, you know, she's filming herself crying.

00:45:01.100 And she's filming herself crying.

00:45:02.180 And then there was a funny reply to that that said, if you were married, you'd be making

00:45:07.000 yourself the cupcakes as well.

00:45:09.060 Yeah.

00:45:09.860 The husband doesn't really bake cakes.

00:45:11.540 I don't know if you knew that.

00:45:12.400 But when you see-

00:45:13.040 Maybe he'd pick one up from Costco.

00:45:14.420 Yeah.

00:45:14.600 I don't know.

00:45:15.000 That's true.

00:45:15.260 That's true.

00:45:15.840 But when you see stuff like this, you kind of automatically feel bad for the person,

00:45:19.680 especially when it's a woman, because women kind of have like an automatic default victim

00:45:24.620 status.

00:45:25.480 Yeah.

00:45:25.620 When they're upset, like if a woman's crying, something must have happened and you're not

00:45:29.420 really going to jump to a negative conclusion.

00:45:31.340 A guy abandoned his family is kind of your initial-

00:45:34.080 Or, yeah.

00:45:34.720 Or she's, yeah, she's married to some psycho who was divorced and was abusive.

00:45:39.240 He cheated and drove her crazy and hit her.

00:45:41.320 Or he died in a war in Iraq or something.

00:45:44.240 You kind of like automatically assume the best for this person because they're crying on

00:45:48.180 camera.

00:45:48.740 But we actually do have an update of who this person is, allegedly.

00:45:53.480 Yeah.

00:45:53.640 But it is an update.

00:45:54.640 The video you shared of the lady making a cake has a huge unknown story about her.

00:45:59.040 She's originally from Indiana, moved to Florida, and faked having cancer where she received

00:46:04.180 lots of money from people.

00:46:05.900 She then disappeared for a while and came back completely fine and never mentioned it again.

00:46:10.380 She also has divorced two men for sure with others unknown.

00:46:14.540 One of them she conned out of money by posing as his attorney during COVID times during their

00:46:19.060 divorce.

00:46:19.920 He's made videos of it as well.

00:46:21.340 She then has two kids on her videos, but she has three other kids she doesn't have custody

00:46:26.220 of that live with her ex.

00:46:28.140 She is actually crazy and the whole hometown knows about it and talks about it.

00:46:32.880 She's actually crazy is the giveaway here.

00:46:36.520 Manipulative, multiple kids, lost custody.

00:46:39.040 Do you know how hard it is for a woman to lose custody?

00:46:41.600 And so this is kind of like one of those tests where you go, hmm, woman crying on camera,

00:46:45.200 edited the video, posted it, chose a sad song.

00:46:47.840 Should that be a red flag to me?

00:46:49.600 And then you hear the hometown story that she fled and now she's seeking sympathy from strangers

00:46:53.800 online instead of the people who she already burned the bridges with.

00:46:57.500 And you go, hmm, red flag confirmed, right?

00:47:00.860 And then this person is actually a recurring archetype that people experience in their day-to-day

00:47:05.960 lives.

00:47:06.700 It's like if someone is willing to put these clips out there and like trying to gain sympathy,

00:47:12.880 they usually are the cause of their own misery.

00:47:15.420 I agree.

00:47:16.080 It's like a, it's like a certain type of person.

00:47:18.180 It's an archetype.

00:47:19.180 And you guys probably know, maybe you have people in your lives that fall in this category,

00:47:23.560 but it's a certain type of psychopath.

00:47:25.380 Yeah.

00:47:26.140 And a lot of things like a woman who really got abused or kind of like messed up by a

00:47:31.580 guy or really fucked over would kind of just feel shameful about it and wouldn't be seeking

00:47:36.640 attention in that regard.

00:47:38.180 And this woman is just seeking any attention she can get, negative, positive, whatever.

00:47:44.220 And if you had a really traumatic experience, you'd be like talking to a group about it.

00:47:49.080 Yeah.

00:47:49.320 The abused women shelter or, you know what I mean?

00:47:51.380 Like the truly traumatic experience, you'd kind of have to process that on your own.

00:47:55.280 And you wouldn't be posting shitty videos on TikTok.

00:47:57.900 Exactly.

00:47:58.540 So this person is actually giving a bad rep to single moms.

00:48:02.040 Well, if you know the full story, for sure.

00:48:04.040 Yeah.

00:48:04.340 Like this, exactly.

00:48:05.780 It's like they're making, he's making single moms look bad because of bad behavior, but

00:48:09.760 not all single moms are like this.

00:48:11.680 It just kind of reinforces stereotypes.

00:48:13.420 And that's the same thing that happens with the BLACCs.

00:48:15.840 Yeah.

00:48:16.200 Too many bad ones overshadow the good ones.

00:48:18.400 Yeah.

00:48:18.660 All right.

00:48:19.020 Let's go on to our next.

00:48:20.180 Well, actually, hold on.

00:48:20.800 I want to extrapolate on that more too, because there is a default, there used to be a default.

00:48:26.400 Oh, the poor single mom thing.

00:48:28.460 And now you kind of hear all these stories like child support, really milking people or

00:48:33.840 acting in a terrible misbehaving way.

00:48:36.460 And now I think society is kind of turning, um, against single moms in general, like, and

00:48:43.640 it's the assumption isn't necessarily anymore that something horrible happened.

00:48:48.340 It's kind of like, all right, I don't know.

00:48:50.900 You may have chosen a piece of shit or there's kind of more falling back on the woman these

00:48:56.640 days than ever before.

00:48:57.900 It's true.

00:48:58.500 What I would say.

00:48:59.280 And it's because of situations like this.

00:49:01.260 Yeah.

00:49:01.640 Um, let's go to our next clip.

00:49:03.060 It's the ladies yelling in the woods for a mental health retreat.

00:49:11.400 Right now, I feel.

00:49:13.700 What do you feel?

00:49:14.660 I don't want to be a lot.

00:49:22.640 I hurt you.

00:49:27.720 You know who these ladies should date?

00:49:34.880 Who?

00:49:35.440 You could probably guess.

00:49:36.580 Think about the people we show on the show.

00:49:38.700 Who is a good fit for these types?

00:49:41.300 The men who pay money to get yelled at by former Navy SEALs in a shopping mall parking

00:49:48.240 lot.

00:49:48.560 Exactly.

00:49:49.580 Those guys should be dating these guys.

00:49:51.200 Those guys that do the weekend boot camp and they go, you're an idiot.

00:49:53.780 Ring the bell.

00:49:54.520 You have to quit.

00:49:55.520 Ring the bell.

00:49:56.260 Get your bag.

00:49:57.120 Go in the ice bucket.

00:49:58.400 Yeah.

00:49:58.760 Yeah.

00:49:59.080 So what do you think is going on here?

00:50:01.060 Like, what do you attribute these people?

00:50:02.680 We can make some generalizations.

00:50:05.140 Dude, I don't know, man.

00:50:06.260 I feel bad because they're obviously going through something.

00:50:10.540 They're messed up.

00:50:11.360 The inputs are bad.

00:50:12.780 That this is the output that you're getting, right?

00:50:14.680 It's true.

00:50:15.700 But I don't know, man.

00:50:16.860 These women, I don't really get it.

00:50:19.780 And I'm kind of trying to guess.

00:50:21.020 I'm like, are these people, do they have children?

00:50:22.880 Are these all just like single ladies with like office jobs?

00:50:26.440 That's kind of where I'm leaning towards thinking.

00:50:28.800 My initial was that these are people that got cooked by birth control and SSRIs.

00:50:33.920 That's fair.

00:50:34.740 I think that's pretty fair.

00:50:35.840 And then also, they probably sold the idea that they should go be a man in the man's world.

00:50:42.200 Go to work and go make your money and you don't need to get married and you don't need to submit to your husband and take birth control and have casual sex and be promiscuous and take SSRIs.

00:50:52.760 Now you're in the woods swinging a stick.

00:50:54.420 And then you get kind of cooked because after years of doing your job in like the man's world, it's not fulfilling.

00:51:00.960 And if it is fulfilling, you have to sacrifice your femininity to get there.

00:51:05.520 Yeah, that's pretty fair.

00:51:07.060 And I mean, obviously, we're categorizing a large group of people into this.

00:51:11.360 Like they probably all have different stories to some extent.

00:51:14.160 But and then again, this is one of those filming things where you're taking maybe this could be a cathartic experience for someone.

00:51:21.260 Maybe this is a whole wellness retreat.

00:51:22.800 And this is just one 20 minute portion of it.

00:51:24.900 But you don't need to film it.

00:51:26.520 You don't need to film it.

00:51:27.420 Everybody looks pathetic.

00:51:28.240 That's a good point.

00:51:29.000 This could be helpful or cathartic.

00:51:32.140 Yeah, buddy.

00:51:33.160 Good job.

00:51:33.780 Cathartic.

00:51:33.980 But you just don't need to film it and put it on social media.

00:51:37.480 And also something's fucked up in these guys lives, though.

00:51:40.000 Yeah, there definitely is.

00:51:41.800 But also there maybe are some people in this situation who are dealing with trauma and they're looking for like a healthy outlet for it.

00:51:49.280 So we're not like making fun of people that have issues.

00:51:51.360 Yeah, I think and feminists don't like this.

00:51:54.340 I think this proves why traditionally women are protected in society.

00:51:59.340 Yeah, because if bad stuff happens to them, it'll really fuck them up.

00:52:02.640 And later in life, they're slamming trees in the woods yelling about it.

00:52:06.380 Yeah, they should be like homemaking or doing something cute.

00:52:09.180 You know, oh, I crocheted a little.

00:52:11.000 It's an elephant.

00:52:12.120 And then they tell their husband when he gets home and he ate shit all day at the mill.

00:52:15.760 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:52:16.780 And then another thing that I thought about this is like, you know how men, the meme is like, oh, men bottle everything up inside and they never talk about our emotions and whatever.

00:52:26.400 And everybody likes to say, oh, that's taut and that's traumatic.

00:52:29.140 And you need to open up and talk about your feelings.

00:52:31.520 I don't think that's really taut.

00:52:33.520 I think that's just kind of how we are.

00:52:35.160 That's just how men operate.

00:52:36.140 Men just kind of eat shit and don't talk about their feelings and then don't do stupid shit like this.

00:52:41.540 So I don't know.

00:52:42.880 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:52:44.420 But I think something's very wrong with the input on a lot of these women's lives, I would guess.

00:52:50.000 I don't know.

00:52:50.460 I think it's just a lot of it, which we said already, it's women trying to do a man's role and it makes them go crazy over time because it's not a natural fit.

00:52:58.660 Yeah.

00:52:58.920 And that's fine.

00:52:59.620 And there's a lot of things that women do that men can't do that's not a natural fit.

00:53:03.600 And, you know, that's it.

00:53:05.360 I admit it.

00:53:05.980 I would absolutely snap if I had to weave a basket.

00:53:09.400 Yeah.

00:53:09.720 I can't do it.

00:53:10.320 I'm not built for it.

00:53:11.280 Yeah, exactly.

00:53:12.080 I was going to say baby sucking like my tits, but you don't want to you don't want to get the audience thinking about your tits.

00:53:20.620 That's what I would say.

00:53:22.620 Exactly.

00:53:23.040 There's a lot of things that people can't do that other people can.

00:53:26.480 All right.

00:53:26.740 Let's go to our next page of cringe, the gay, annoying podcast.

00:53:30.180 And keep in mind for this, I'm lumping in homosexuals with the emotional women.

00:53:34.560 OK, fair.

00:53:35.220 So that's why you're seeing a man.

00:53:36.760 I have the worst anxiety of the worst OCD in the entire world.

00:53:39.380 Like, I'm on meds for it.

00:53:40.780 Oh, I have OCD, too.

00:53:42.000 And I'm on meds for it, too.

00:53:43.420 What meds?

00:53:43.960 Lexapro.

00:53:44.980 Prozac.

00:53:45.500 Cute.

00:53:45.980 Cute.

00:53:52.120 This type of thing, this ruins podcasts.

00:53:55.840 I almost punched my computer.

00:53:57.280 This ruins podcasts for us.

00:53:58.900 And this podcast isn't even a podcast.

00:54:00.440 It's a show.

00:54:01.060 This is like a show.

00:54:02.420 This is, you know.

00:54:03.500 That's a podcast.

00:54:04.480 That's a podcast.

00:54:05.320 And I think one of these, this is why everyone goes, oh, we should start a podcast, too, guys.

00:54:10.140 We should start a podcast.

00:54:11.240 Dude, our stories are great.

00:54:13.400 Everyone thinks that they're-

00:54:14.500 We'll just shoot the shit.

00:54:15.180 Yeah, we'll just, this banter, like they're talking in the basement.

00:54:18.480 This banter, this would be so good on a show.

00:54:21.160 And then, obviously, that's not these type of people.

00:54:24.020 But they do this, and then they think, like, everyone's going to love my quirky personality.

00:54:29.140 And it's like, nobody knows who you are.

00:54:30.980 Yeah.

00:54:31.280 You're talking about Lexapro, and then this girl talking about her OCD and the medication.

00:54:37.640 You're medicated and taking pills.

00:54:40.600 Maybe that's why you don't find this gay guy annoying.

00:54:44.260 Yeah, that's why you get along with him.

00:54:45.660 You're mentally unwell, and you're loaded full of pills.

00:54:48.000 You know how sometimes people, like, oh, you know, that comedy, that's subjective.

00:54:52.960 Oh, you know, that art.

00:54:54.160 Art is all subjective.

00:54:55.500 I think this guy is objectively just the most annoying person on earth.

00:54:59.740 And I think only a girl who was pilled out of her mind on both birth control and some sort of Lexapro type would be like, okay, I'm going to make this guy my friend and podcast host.

00:55:09.480 That's a good point.

00:55:10.300 I'm going into business with him.

00:55:11.960 Yeah.

00:55:12.540 I almost punched my computer.

00:55:13.960 Me too.

00:55:14.840 And she likes him.

00:55:16.480 Yeah.

00:55:16.700 They think it's really funny to be on drugs because you can't go to the grocery store and buy a chicken sandwich.

00:55:21.740 Yeah.

00:55:22.280 This is why people make fun of podcasts.

00:55:24.660 Yeah.

00:55:24.800 There was a tweet that went along with this.

00:55:26.600 It says, imagine showing this video to your average American in 1924 and saying, this is the nation's future in 100 years.

00:55:33.480 It would make my grandfather throw up.

00:55:35.700 I know.

00:55:36.160 He might move, like, out to the woods.

00:55:38.180 Yeah.

00:55:38.440 He might give up on being in a city.

00:55:40.400 And you don't have to go in the army after you see that.

00:55:43.020 Yeah.

00:55:43.400 I agree.

00:55:44.280 I agree.

00:55:44.740 You don't storm Normandy.

00:55:45.720 You certainly don't storm Normandy.

00:55:47.160 You certainly don't storm Normandy if that's the future.

00:55:50.020 Next is a lady who lost her pit bull, I believe in New York, in one of the rivers.

00:55:56.340 And a guy went out there to save it.

00:55:57.780 Before we play the clip, listen to the opening line.

00:56:00.700 She yells, maybe go around and scare him towards us.

00:56:05.040 Hide him and scare him maybe towards us.

00:56:07.180 A very brave soul rescued a dog today from the Hudson River in Hoboken.

00:56:13.100 The man jumped into the cold water there to reach the pup.

00:56:16.980 He also listened to the suggestion of the dog's owner and swam beyond the animal as a way of nudging it back to shore.

00:56:24.300 That entire rescue took place in just under a minute.

00:56:28.280 Very nice.

00:56:28.520 Hmm.

00:56:29.200 So the woman's pit bull wasn't listening to her.

00:56:34.360 Went in the water and had to get saved by a guy.

00:56:36.380 Okay.

00:56:36.820 Yeah.

00:56:37.400 Just so everyone knows, like certain archetypes like we mentioned, one of my least favorite is hipster girl in Brooklyn who owns a pit bull.

00:56:45.740 Or a large breed dog who clearly has a motor.

00:56:49.440 Like it goes beyond pit bull.

00:56:51.660 Well, I agree with you.

00:56:52.820 For me, it's just pit bull.

00:56:53.860 Yeah.

00:56:54.040 But a dog who kind of like pulls and doesn't respect her and then the girl's voice doesn't reach a deep level to even garner any respect or fear from the dog.

00:57:02.900 I think that kind of is a recipe for just getting dragged around.

00:57:06.340 Exactly.

00:57:07.180 And then if you're in the situation, it's like, oh, someone help me.

00:57:09.880 Please help.

00:57:10.500 My dog's in the river.

00:57:12.540 And it's like, oh, what kind of dog is it?

00:57:13.820 It's a pit bull.

00:57:14.740 Like, oh, dang.

00:57:16.520 Help.

00:57:17.000 Somebody help.

00:57:17.680 I hope you get him back.

00:57:19.020 You turn around.

00:57:20.060 Oh, it's a pit bull.

00:57:21.200 Help.

00:57:21.680 You just joined in for the next guy up.

00:57:24.600 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:25.880 All right.

00:57:26.360 How are we doing on time?

00:57:27.300 We're doing okay.

00:57:29.040 Well, we have to do the annoying men now that we've done the annoying women.

00:57:31.860 Yeah.

00:57:32.520 So we're going to move on to the annoying men section.

00:57:35.720 The annoying men we're covering this week are salesmen.

00:57:40.040 Door to door.

00:57:40.680 The salesmen that come door to door.

00:57:42.280 They really – I've been dealing with them the last couple of months.

00:57:45.280 A few have come to the house.

00:57:47.040 It really drives me crazy.

00:57:49.120 Let's let this clip play.

00:57:50.680 Hey there, man.

00:57:52.620 Hey.

00:57:53.360 How are you doing?

00:57:54.160 Hanging in there.

00:57:55.180 Yeah.

00:57:55.540 How are we all?

00:57:56.600 My name is Max.

00:57:57.860 Hi, Max.

00:57:58.880 I'm a route manager.

00:57:59.760 I'm here with Hawks.

00:58:00.720 We can get a lot of – oh, yeah, maybe this one.

00:58:04.720 But we're good, man.

00:58:05.820 Have a good day.

00:58:06.400 Yeah, so we take care of the ants and the bees and the spiders and those big tree cockroaches

00:58:11.160 people I've been having.

00:58:11.940 I'm good about it.

00:58:13.400 Oh, yeah.

00:58:13.960 Do you just do it yourself?

00:58:15.520 Yes, sir.

00:58:16.300 Oh, okay.

00:58:17.300 Yeah.

00:58:17.800 What type of stuff do you use?

00:58:18.920 Do you just like go to like home people?

00:58:20.100 Look, I don't have time for this right now.

00:58:23.260 You can leave.

00:58:24.380 All right.

00:58:25.940 I mean, I'll just give you that.

00:58:27.380 Look, I'll give you this for persistence.

00:58:28.880 Get the fuck out of my yard, okay?

00:58:31.040 I'm busy.

00:58:31.940 All right?

00:58:32.280 Okay.

00:58:32.540 Go.

00:58:32.960 Wait.

00:58:33.960 I don't care, man.

00:58:35.560 Just because of this, I will never call you, okay?

00:58:38.520 Get out of my yard.

00:58:39.660 I don't have time.

00:58:41.120 Yeah.

00:58:41.880 We just – out here –

00:58:43.020 God damn, dude.

00:58:44.880 We have everything for 70% off.

00:58:48.040 They really yap your ear off.

00:58:49.960 They try to do bits and they just have a response like, oh, okay, so I'll tell you a little more about what I'm doing here.

00:58:55.580 You're a cool guy.

00:58:56.260 Let's fist bump.

00:58:56.900 Let's fist bump.

00:58:57.660 And then I'll make physical contact with you and then my likelihood goes up 20%.

00:59:01.680 Exactly.

00:59:02.540 And they're all following like YouTube people or like the convention.

00:59:06.560 They go to the conventions on how to do sales or whatever.

00:59:09.980 And this actually happened to me like two weeks ago.

00:59:13.100 Someone came by trying to do the bugs thing.

00:59:15.480 And first they were like, oh, yeah, it's only $300 but since your neighbor signed up, it's actually $150.

00:59:21.880 And then I said no to that and they're like, okay, no, but okay, well, we'll actually make it $79 for you and then that other second part, we're going to do that for free.

00:59:31.800 And then I'm like, dude, no, we really don't need bug stuff.

00:59:35.200 And he goes, all right, I'm probably going to get trouble with this for my boss but we'll just do it for $50 and we'll do the whole thing.

00:59:41.140 Just give me fucking $10.

00:59:42.620 At the end of it, it turns into like a begging thing.

00:59:45.480 And then it's like – and that seems like a sick deal.

00:59:48.140 Wow, $50 versus $300.

00:59:49.840 But you were going to scalp me for $300 if I said yes.

00:59:52.700 I know.

00:59:53.140 That's the key difference.

00:59:54.180 If I was an old woman living on Social Security, a fixed income, you would have scalped me.

00:59:58.380 You would have scalped me for $300 if I said yes.

01:00:01.180 And then it's, oh, well, the neighbor's doing it so it's half off.

01:00:03.600 Oh, I'll throw this other thing in.

01:00:04.840 Oh, just give me $50.

01:00:06.100 You were going to try and take $300.

01:00:08.240 There's a certain vibe and energy and volley that they do too.

01:00:12.340 And Fleckus wants to skip this one, but let's just play this.

01:00:16.100 We don't have to do much commentary.

01:00:18.560 Long episode today.

01:00:19.260 Long episode.

01:00:19.940 Long episode.

01:00:20.840 Our editor, Nick, is like, fuck.

01:00:23.400 Sorry, Nick.

01:00:25.000 But so there's like a certain vibe and energy.

01:00:28.420 And I just want to play this.

01:00:29.660 This is a black guy's version of the persistent sales technique.

01:00:32.720 Don't shoot.

01:00:33.860 Just a black man with a suntan.

01:00:35.360 Why would I shoot?

01:00:37.200 Well, because the neighbors thought I was a black Jehovah Witness.

01:00:39.840 Real quick, shake your hand, meet a friend.

01:00:41.180 I saw you all over the world like a tarantula.

01:00:43.740 Are you trying?

01:00:44.460 Don't punch me in the face, though.

01:00:45.420 I ain't going to punch you.

01:00:46.160 That's true, right?

01:00:46.680 You trying to sell me something?

01:00:47.800 Well, you're pretty sharp.

01:00:49.100 I am, because you're trying to sell me.

01:00:50.660 You got a bag, and so you're trying to sell me something.

01:00:52.820 Well, no, I got the best thing since taking ice cream.

01:00:54.520 One thing in the box is like, look, I got big lips I can put hickey on a brick.

01:00:57.700 Who does this the most?

01:00:58.420 The kids, the pets, the nosy, sells people to eat fried chicken.

01:01:00.680 Because they said, y'all, water was harder than raising food.

01:01:02.900 I don't know, man.

01:01:03.200 It was clean before you did it.

01:01:04.600 Watch this.

01:01:05.120 They caught me wide over looking for dirt.

01:01:06.500 Jesse James looking for stains.

01:01:07.660 Wax on, wax off like Mr. Miyagi.

01:01:09.280 Remember the karate kid?

01:01:10.220 I sure do.

01:01:11.100 It's just this constant yapping overflow.

01:01:16.920 Shut the fuck up.

01:01:18.080 And you touched my window.

01:01:19.460 Yeah.

01:01:19.760 And you greased up my window.

01:01:21.180 And then it's all like, oh, don't shoot me.

01:01:22.580 I'm just a black guy knocking on your door.

01:01:23.840 Don't shoot me.

01:01:25.020 You're making race jokes.

01:01:26.680 So what do you think?

01:01:27.880 George Floyd was good?

01:01:29.140 Yeah.

01:01:29.360 To make 40 bucks.

01:01:31.640 I thought door-to-door salesmen kind of would have died out.

01:01:34.920 I thought that was like a vacuum salesman from back in the day or a Bible salesman from

01:01:39.000 the 70s.

01:01:39.420 It's coming back.

01:01:40.000 It's kind of coming back with solar and then whatever this guy's selling and then bug stuff.

01:01:44.900 But man, and these kids are all, the transference of ideas is all happening on YouTube.

01:01:49.280 And then that sales guy who wears the really tight shirts, he's like, never take no for an

01:01:54.840 answer.

01:01:55.120 What can I do for you?

01:01:56.000 I'm this guy.

01:01:56.680 And they just yap as many words as they can in a one-minute period.

01:02:01.300 So no solicitor sign is your best friend, guys.

01:02:04.120 Yeah.

01:02:04.340 This hustle culture.

01:02:05.060 It's kryptonite.

01:02:05.740 It's this hustle culture.

01:02:07.040 Yeah.

01:02:07.480 And then you can't say no.

01:02:08.900 And you do a high five.

01:02:10.540 And then you tell a joke.

01:02:11.520 I don't blame anyone for hustle culture, but when you, when the homeowner says no and

01:02:16.100 you keep fucking yapping, it's, I want to hit you in the head with the shovel.

01:02:21.280 Yeah.

01:02:21.540 Now you're my enemy.

01:02:22.580 Yeah, exactly.

01:02:23.740 So.

01:02:24.040 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:02:25.300 It's going to get a little bit worse.

01:02:26.380 Moving on to Urban Decay.

01:02:27.800 Our first clip of Urban Decay is from San Diego.

01:02:31.980 They are shutting down.

01:02:33.720 We'll just let it play, but they're shutting down people doing yoga in San Diego because it's

01:02:38.800 illegal or whatever.

01:02:39.800 Jackie Kowalik is a yoga instructor.

01:02:42.820 One of her donation-based classes was shut down last week at Sunset Cliff, so she wanted

01:02:47.260 to stop by PB, where she knew another class was happening Saturday.

01:02:51.520 And when I got here, the street was lined with the park ranger trucks.

01:02:55.300 There were three rangers standing in the grass, overlooking a class full of people doing yoga.

01:03:00.380 After the class, the park rangers moved in to give the teacher a ticket.

01:03:04.740 She recorded the interaction.

01:03:06.220 Without admitting guilt, just need your signature.

01:03:08.460 She'll report on that.

01:03:10.740 It's ridiculous.

01:03:11.700 We've been here for 17 years, and now they're like, no, we're shutting this down.

01:03:16.840 The law for decades primarily focused...

01:03:19.200 Shutting them down.

01:03:20.120 You get the point.

01:03:20.780 Been doing it for 17 years.

01:03:22.200 It's yoga on the beach or on the coast.

01:03:24.540 What's the worst?

01:03:25.700 What is it?

01:03:26.120 45 minutes tops?

01:03:27.500 Yeah.

01:03:28.040 But there's two sets of rules now.

01:03:29.600 So if you're a normal person who pays taxes and participates in society, you need to follow

01:03:34.680 the rules to the strictest interpretation.

01:03:37.160 Yep.

01:03:37.620 But if these people were covered in scabs and yelling and shooting fentanyl and shitting

01:03:42.440 on themselves...

01:03:43.300 If they were building a tent and stealing power from the stoplight...

01:03:47.340 And looting stores, it would be, have a nice day.

01:03:51.660 In and out.

01:03:52.280 All right.

01:03:52.740 We're just going to book you for a minute, and then you'll be back out, right?

01:03:55.380 Yeah.

01:03:55.600 They'll leave you alone.

01:03:56.460 In fact, they'll actually give you the needles to shoot the heroin up even easier.

01:04:00.640 Feels great, man.

01:04:01.980 Feels great.

01:04:02.600 There's another situation in California.

01:04:04.720 Another headline.

01:04:05.480 Mom fined $88,000 after kids collect 72 clams from California Beach thinking they were seashells

01:04:12.560 ruined our trip.

01:04:13.940 $88,000.

01:04:15.420 So I'm assuming it's...

01:04:16.520 What is that?

01:04:17.880 $1,100 per clam.

01:04:19.860 $1,100 per clam.

01:04:21.160 And it's like kids who don't know what they're doing, and it's a teaching moment, and yeah,

01:04:24.960 maybe a little one fine, but come on, dude.

01:04:28.100 You fine them $1,000.

01:04:29.160 Hey, if you park your useless RV on the street and start letting it go to squalor, and oh,

01:04:34.620 the engine doesn't run, and oh, yeah, I do kind of live here, but I got no place else

01:04:38.480 to go, that's great.

01:04:40.460 Just don't you dare collect an endangered clam your kids didn't even know about.

01:04:44.600 Exactly.

01:04:45.200 Yeah, nice trip.

01:04:46.000 You collected seashells.

01:04:47.000 Everyone gets in trouble.

01:04:47.800 If you're doing all the horrible stuff, no one gets in trouble.

01:04:50.820 You're prioritized.

01:04:51.960 Yeah.

01:04:52.020 All right, our next clip is the woman in the emergency row on the airplane.

01:04:57.140 So this was a Frontier flight, and there was a little hubbub over the exit row.

01:05:01.640 A lot of you guys probably saw this going viral on social media and stuff, but they need a

01:05:06.460 verbal yes if you're willing to assist in the instance of an emergency, and it's an exit

01:05:10.920 row thing.

01:05:11.860 And this lady's got bits.

01:05:12.960 This lady's got bits, and she's got attitude.

01:05:15.100 Yeah.

01:05:15.220 You're wasting your breath.

01:05:38.460 Did you ask her to agree?

01:05:41.380 You ain't doing your job.

01:05:43.120 I know nonsense going on.

01:05:44.440 You gotta get out of my face is what you need to do.

01:05:47.280 You ain't doing your job.

01:05:48.680 You need to get out of my face is what you need to do.

01:05:51.660 Everyone's laughing.

01:05:52.940 Oh, auntie's got bits.

01:05:54.420 Auntie sassing the flight crew.

01:05:56.660 Auntie's in charge on the plane, we think, right now.

01:05:59.080 That lady came and asked us, we got witnesses, we all agreed, and I'm not getting up.

01:06:07.000 Ladies and gentlemen, for the couple passengers that we're asking to please be removed.

01:06:11.300 No, that is, no, my grandson is four years old, and he's getting out of school.

01:06:17.140 I'm gonna ask you one more time tonight, and then get off the stop, and we board the plane,

01:06:20.480 and they're police over for me, that's where you are.

01:06:22.400 Well, I'm calling my attorney because we need to agree.

01:06:24.760 Attorney?

01:06:25.280 Attorney, I'm calling my attorney.

01:06:32.340 All right, we get it.

01:06:35.520 We're gonna call it.

01:06:36.160 And we'll fast forward to the end.

01:06:37.260 Everyone had to deboard the plane, and she got arrested.

01:06:40.260 Yeah, she gets the special stares straight to the cop car.

01:06:44.000 And you can kind of see the five stages of grief.

01:06:46.600 There was anger, denial, bargaining.

01:06:49.840 Bargaining was, ah, my grandson!

01:06:52.480 Nobody fucking cares, lady.

01:06:54.180 Yeah, exactly.

01:06:54.840 And this type of behavior would probably get ignored or, like, allowed to exist at, like,

01:07:00.380 Applebee's.

01:07:01.400 Buffalo Wild Wings.

01:07:02.240 Or the fake eyelash store.

01:07:03.980 The manager would be like, all right, you know, it's just not even worth it.

01:07:07.400 Just get them out as soon as you can, right?

01:07:09.060 And maybe a little bit of an attitude back, and then that gets you no tip.

01:07:12.340 Exactly.

01:07:12.700 But it's nice to know, like, an airplane is kind of the last bastion of a truly rules-based, orderly society, where this kind of shit attitude and mouthing back to, like, everybody who gets on a plane knows it goes pilot, co-pilot, the flight crew, passengers.

01:07:30.440 They're way below here.

01:07:31.480 She thought she was sassing the passengers and could say, you ain't doing your job.

01:07:35.600 Like, what did you think was going to happen?

01:07:38.380 And the only sad part is it's a whole flight full of people who had to eat shit because she was retarded.

01:07:44.680 But it is good to see that, like, there is still one place in America where the rules kind of are still strictly enforced.

01:07:53.100 And they keep the standards, and then they don't just go, well, you know, I don't want to get in this black lady's face because she's a different race, so let's just let it slide.

01:08:01.780 Yeah.

01:08:02.100 It's good to see standards upheld.

01:08:04.200 Absolutely.

01:08:04.840 All right, let's go to the woman who got mad that her son didn't win an award at a first-grade award ceremony.

01:08:10.300 It's a first-grade mommy.

01:08:14.680 Hey, ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for what we're seeing right now, but mama, I told you, I told you, mama, mama, mama, mama, mama, we can look at you.

01:08:32.200 Like I said.

01:08:33.740 So that was because her son, who's in first grade, didn't get an award at the end of the year.

01:08:38.820 Yeah.

01:08:39.200 So that's a totally reasonable thing.

01:08:41.460 You kind of start yelling at the principal, making the whole assembly thing about you.

01:08:46.680 And, you know, usually, I bet her success rate for this is probably 50-50.

01:08:51.400 They will give you a reward to shut you up.

01:08:53.620 This is kind of like rewarding, horrible behavior.

01:08:55.920 And on the airplane, you get dragged out by police.

01:08:58.340 In the first-grade principal ceremony, the principal's like, please, please.

01:09:03.160 Jutarian, you did get an award.

01:09:04.520 Yeah, Jutarian here, best kid ever.

01:09:07.520 And he writes it down and gives it to him.

01:09:08.920 So it's very fascinating that this mom thought that this would be the kind of behavior that kind of gets rewarded or something at the end.

01:09:16.940 Yeah, exactly.

01:09:17.780 Here's a reward.

01:09:18.400 And then we have people like Representative Cori Bush, who are going out and making excuses for the bad behavior.

01:09:26.140 Here's who she's blaming for Black bad behavior.

01:09:29.860 Police killings of unarmed Black people are responsible for more than 50 million additional days of poor mental health days per year.

01:09:37.980 So all the-

01:09:41.320 Source, I made it up.

01:09:42.900 50 million days.

01:09:44.560 50 million days of bad mental health because police are killing unarmed Black people.

01:09:50.000 So here's the part of the graph she's focusing on.

01:09:52.800 Killing unarmed Black killed by police in the U.S.

01:09:55.640 This is 2023.

01:09:56.940 Five.

01:09:57.960 And then here's just Black homicides in Chicago alone.

01:10:01.660 That's one city, 217.

01:10:03.880 Yeah, so she's focusing on that part, and she thinks that it's that little part of the graph that's the problem, and that's why the Black people are having problems.

01:10:13.160 In a recent poll, Cori Bush is also down 20-plus points for her upcoming election, so they're going to need something to happen, some sort of black swan event to justify all the cheating they're about to do to get Cori Bush back into office.

01:10:26.640 Smart.

01:10:27.160 So let's move on to our next clip.

01:10:28.420 Cori Bush blames police killing unarmed Black people as the reason for everyone's bad behavior and why everyone's mentally distraught all the time.

01:10:36.820 This next clip is a guy who's going to buy gas, and he's going through the process of what he has to do to get gas in the hood.

01:10:44.760 Pull up to the gas station, man.

01:10:46.480 You got a back in.

01:10:48.180 You don't want to be facing with your back to the street.

01:10:52.720 Okay, rule number two.

01:10:54.440 Make sure your mask up.

01:10:56.080 Make sure you in ninja mode at all times.

01:10:59.060 And make sure you got blick on, tucked.

01:11:02.400 Make sure you got blick on, tucked under your arm.

01:11:05.620 When you get out, be looking your goofy ass around, man.

01:11:08.680 Check the surroundings out.

01:11:10.240 Look around.

01:11:11.360 Look and see who's sitting in them cars, man.

01:11:13.580 Pay attention.

01:11:14.760 Always remember what pump you on, so you won't waste valuable time with your goofy ass.

01:11:21.260 All right, let me get goddamn it all.

01:11:23.700 250 on 4.

01:11:25.740 When you come out, be ready to blow, because you never know why you try to pop out.

01:11:30.620 And last rule, last rule.

01:11:32.980 Make sure you pump that gas with that blick out.

01:11:36.760 So he has all these things.

01:11:38.380 You get the point.

01:11:39.320 Yeah.

01:11:39.580 And I think like 40% of this guy's problems is just because he's out looking for problems behind every turn.

01:11:45.020 So he's like looking, he's looking suspicious.

01:11:46.800 His face is covered.

01:11:47.620 He's got a gun on him.

01:11:48.920 He doesn't know what's going on.

01:11:50.260 And someone else doing the same thing doesn't know what's going on.

01:11:53.120 And then it probably results and escalates more times than it should.

01:11:56.260 Yeah, this is, you know, you have to be in a gang.

01:11:59.720 You have to be a 75 IQ about ballpark.

01:12:03.180 For any of this to apply to you, you have to be in the worst neighborhood in Chicago.

01:12:06.840 Yeah.

01:12:06.940 And so this, but remember, 50 million days of depression in black people is caused by the cops who killed five black people.

01:12:16.600 And then this is how this person's interacting in everyday society.

01:12:19.260 But it's because the cops are killing people.

01:12:21.500 Yeah.

01:12:21.760 Not each other.

01:12:22.980 Are the cops going to jump?

01:12:24.080 Is that who he's worried about?

01:12:25.040 The cops coming in and going, freeze, and lighting him up?

01:12:27.700 And it would actually make sense because he's got a gun on him and his face is covered and he's suspicious.

01:12:32.400 And if, oh yeah.

01:12:33.080 And if this, if this is your daily drive to get gas in your neighborhood in Chicago, I don't want to hear a fucking peep about food deserts or any sort of thing.

01:12:45.280 Like you're afraid in the gas station for a 90 second window, right?

01:12:50.260 And you want some Indian guy to open a store and be a sitting duck on the worst corner in Chicago.

01:12:56.440 There's no Whole Foods here.

01:12:57.600 Yeah, there's no Whole Foods.

01:12:59.180 And, you know, he's a sitting duck all day on an eight hour shift.

01:13:01.820 And you're the one, you're looking over your shoulder getting gas.

01:13:04.700 So all of the gun and looking over your shoulder and covering your face and going in and out for two bucks a gas.

01:13:10.820 You think you'd fill up so you have to go to the gas station as few times as possible.

01:13:14.360 But no, that doesn't come into his calculations at all.

01:13:17.620 I was going to make a joke.

01:13:18.520 You know, RPS, real pig shit.

01:13:20.540 Yeah, real pig shit.

01:13:21.140 When you order a lot of food and you pig, RPS.

01:13:23.720 I was going to make a joke, RNS for all this.

01:13:26.580 I get what you're picking up.

01:13:27.800 I'd rather not.

01:13:28.560 That is RNS, though.

01:13:31.600 I'm not saying anything else.

01:13:33.120 All right.

01:13:33.580 Well, don't get too down and too depressed.

01:13:35.160 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

01:13:37.120 We have a lot of uplifting stuff.

01:13:38.720 First things first in uplifting.

01:13:41.060 This is a parachuter coming in.

01:13:43.860 And you haven't seen this clip.

01:13:45.500 What do you think is about to happen to this guy?

01:13:48.500 I think he's about to come in on a sharp angle, do like a sharp turn,

01:13:54.040 and then, like, basically ski on the water and then have a perfect landing.

01:13:58.020 Wow.

01:13:58.560 Let's see if you're right.

01:14:06.600 Yeah.

01:14:08.380 There you go.

01:14:09.320 It's uplifting.

01:14:10.300 I have seen that video.

01:14:11.360 It's uplifting gold.

01:14:12.760 And you'd think everything else on the show kind of takes a turn.

01:14:15.860 And that would have been, like, some guy coming in, worst parachuting ever.

01:14:19.200 It's uplifting gold, baby.

01:14:20.580 He crushed it.

01:14:21.340 He crushed it.

01:14:21.980 He did a good job.

01:14:22.680 All right, let's go to the dad who's getting his nose waxed by his daughter.

01:14:27.700 Oh, oh, fuck.

01:14:30.880 No, get it out.

01:14:32.460 It's not going to stop.

01:14:34.600 She tried to pull it and didn't get it out.

01:14:39.520 Oh, fuck.

01:14:41.080 Come on, get it out.

01:14:42.700 Ow, ow, ow.

01:14:45.340 All right, that's enough.

01:14:46.480 Everyone's laughing.

01:14:47.460 Yeah.

01:14:47.840 That's pretty good.

01:14:48.520 You got to remember, how many reps could your teenage or 20-something daughter

01:14:52.160 possibly have on doing a fully grown, you know, man who has way more hairs than a woman

01:14:57.640 does, knows.

01:14:59.120 It's a good point.

01:14:59.960 Low reps.

01:15:00.820 Dad, that's on you, actually.

01:15:02.200 Daughter fucked up, but that's on you.

01:15:03.760 Very low reps.

01:15:04.820 Yeah.

01:15:05.060 All right, let's go to the hibachi shrimp catch.

01:15:07.460 Yeah.

01:15:09.960 Yeah.

01:15:10.360 Oh, for one.

01:15:14.540 Oh, for two.

01:15:20.180 Oh, the water.

01:15:24.220 Oh, you got it, brother.

01:15:29.080 You're running out of slices.

01:15:30.940 There we go.

01:15:50.200 You got it.

01:15:50.980 That's uplifting.

01:15:51.900 It's uplifting to catch shrimp at the hibachi place in your mouth when they throw it to you.

01:15:55.300 If that was shrimp, they're going to be red lobster.

01:15:57.560 They're going to be following it soon, so I hope it wasn't.

01:16:00.900 All the shrimp is gone.

01:16:03.160 Sorry, guys.

01:16:04.140 We had a Down Syndrome guy.

01:16:05.940 We don't want to say what happened, but there's no shrimp for the shrimp fried rice anymore.

01:16:10.460 All right, let's move on.

01:16:11.440 Let's go to the chatty golf kid.

01:16:14.200 This is a guy who goes and plays golf, and his daughter is with him, and this is how it goes.

01:16:19.160 My daddy's going to hit him all the way down there to the hole, and I'm hoping it's a par five.

01:16:28.520 So don't we want to get a birdie?

01:16:31.760 No par five.

01:16:36.120 Hit it.

01:16:37.740 Bye-bye.

01:16:39.400 Bye-bye.

01:16:39.940 All right, I'm going to play this other one, too, because this girl, it's his daughter, and he takes her or something.

01:16:44.520 I think it's after work, and she just yaps.

01:16:46.800 She's always filming, and then she just yaps, and it's kind of good because this dad's spending time.

01:16:52.120 It's a friendly reminder and a lesson.

01:16:55.360 You can kind of just drag your kids to stuff, and they'll figure out how to entertain themselves,

01:16:59.200 and as long as you can get chirped in your backswing, you'll be fine.

01:17:03.060 Yeah.

01:17:03.420 My daddy's going to hit a ball.

01:17:05.720 How many miles is this?

01:17:08.900 Not a mile.

01:17:10.600 Okay, it's like 400 yards.

01:17:12.080 Daddy's going to hit a ball from 400 yards, and I do not know what yards are at all.

01:17:21.000 Daddy, tell us what...

01:17:22.380 What?

01:17:23.640 What the hell?

01:17:24.860 What?

01:17:27.360 Hey, Daddy, tell us, what are yards?

01:17:30.920 What are yards?

01:17:31.620 No one knows.

01:17:32.580 No one knows.

01:17:33.480 We will.

01:17:34.700 I'm in the tree.

01:17:36.140 What are yards?

01:17:37.000 This is a yard.

01:17:37.660 Watch.

01:17:38.000 Watch me think.

01:17:38.980 One, two, three, four.

01:17:41.600 That's nice.

01:17:42.420 There you go.

01:17:43.120 That is nice.

01:17:43.920 It's uplifting.

01:17:44.740 They're out playing golf.

01:17:45.780 He doesn't take himself too seriously.

01:17:47.900 Dad-daughter time.

01:17:49.180 Love to see it.

01:17:49.960 All right, final clip of the show.

01:17:51.700 This is how people get blueberries.

01:17:54.420 Right here.

01:17:54.800 There we go.

01:17:55.720 He's just scraping them all up like that.

01:17:57.720 Yeah.

01:17:58.220 Big rake container thing hybrid.

01:18:00.820 Yeah.

01:18:01.040 I didn't know it went like that.

01:18:02.380 You see he loads it up.

01:18:03.480 Yeah, that's a bucket now.

01:18:04.840 That's crazy.

01:18:05.640 It's a lot of blueberries.

01:18:06.680 Yep.

01:18:06.860 They look nice and firm too.

01:18:08.420 You know what?

01:18:09.480 We need 40 million illegal immigrants here to do this.

01:18:12.100 Yeah.

01:18:12.660 That's what I would say if I was a Democrat politician.

01:18:15.100 Maybe 50 million.

01:18:16.220 We need people from Pakistan who have no business or interest in agriculture.

01:18:21.040 Yeah.

01:18:21.420 Here to not do this job.

01:18:23.060 But because they could maybe, we got to bring everybody.

01:18:25.900 That's the justification for bringing them.

01:18:27.600 Because they could maybe do this job.

01:18:29.520 And no one else wants to do it.

01:18:30.660 Well, that is the end of our Friday show.

01:18:32.800 And as you guys know, we do have shout outs.

01:18:35.340 We have a lot of shit.

01:18:36.540 Look at this.

01:18:37.440 This might be the biggest page of shout outs we've ever done.

01:18:39.760 Oh my God.

01:18:40.460 All right.

01:18:40.800 First one is happy birthday to Becky Lotte on May 14th.

01:18:45.360 We missed it last week, but her and her husband are huge show watchers.

01:18:48.620 We greatly appreciate it.

01:18:50.140 Happy birthday to Jake Nines.

01:18:51.640 His birthday was May 21st, turned 35 years old.

01:18:54.940 And he got some Fleckus merch for his birthday.

01:18:57.460 Happy birthday, Jake.

01:18:58.420 Happy birthday, Jake.

01:18:59.260 Happy birthday to Presley Chandler on May 23rd.

01:19:01.800 Her and her dad are big show watchers.

01:19:05.060 Happy birthday, Presley.

01:19:06.860 That's a good name.

01:19:07.720 That's a very cool name.

01:19:08.420 Presley Chandler, very American.

01:19:10.100 Very American.

01:19:10.920 That's right.

01:19:11.860 Happy birthday to Casey on May 22nd.

01:19:14.220 He's turning 40.

01:19:15.640 He and his wife, Molly, watch together.

01:19:18.540 A lot of couples.

01:19:19.300 Casey and Molly.

01:19:19.720 Casey and Molly.

01:19:20.620 Also very American.

01:19:22.100 Very American.

01:19:23.280 And the couples that watch together stay together.

01:19:25.640 Everyone knows that.

01:19:26.900 Congrats to Rachel and Hale Zoltan on Twitter.

01:19:29.880 They just had a baby named Lincoln, and it's their one-year wedding anniversary coming up as well.

01:19:35.800 Congratulations.

01:19:36.520 New show watcher.

01:19:37.280 Make sure you put a device in that baby's hand.

01:19:39.640 Yep.

01:19:39.880 I know we don't really condone.

01:19:42.300 Wi-Fi.

01:19:43.160 Yeah, Wi-Fi and giving kids tablets and screen times.

01:19:46.780 But this is different.

01:19:47.660 Get that baby in front of the show.

01:19:49.580 Happy birthday to Michelle on May 25th.

01:19:51.940 Her and her husband are both bonus landers separately.

01:19:55.380 Wow.

01:19:56.040 That's commitment, guys.

01:19:57.860 Should have started with them.

01:19:58.720 Should have started with them in the shout-out.

01:20:00.800 That's a great way to do it.

01:20:02.240 Take notes, everybody else.

01:20:04.320 And she's from Mexico and agrees with all of our takes about shitty third-worlders.

01:20:09.540 Thank you.

01:20:10.180 So that's good to know.

01:20:11.460 We're on to something.

01:20:12.340 Happy birthday to Nadia and Luca.

01:20:14.960 Their birthday is today, May 24th.

01:20:17.920 The whole family loves the show.

01:20:19.820 And here's Luca knocking over some rocks for us.

01:20:22.400 Wow.

01:20:23.000 This is Fleckis Talks book cast.

01:20:26.880 What, is he Australian?

01:20:28.500 Something.

01:20:29.420 This is Fleckis Talks book cast.

01:20:32.320 Or European.

01:20:33.800 Maybe a little bit.

01:20:34.680 So I think he may be Australian.

01:20:35.920 So happy birthday, guys.

01:20:37.300 We love you.

01:20:38.280 And your whole family watches the show.

01:20:39.760 And we appreciate it.

01:20:40.500 And it's not going unnoticed.

01:20:41.700 We really do love you guys.

01:20:43.520 Thank you.

01:20:44.000 Happy birthday.

01:20:44.340 Wait, two people's birthday are the same day?

01:20:45.740 Yeah, it's like the grandma and the nephew, the child.

01:20:50.640 Luca.

01:20:51.140 Luca.

01:20:51.740 All right.

01:20:52.200 Happy birthday to Eric's wife, Katie, turning 29 on May 22nd.

01:20:57.360 Happy birthday, Katie.

01:20:57.780 Very nice.

01:20:58.640 Happy birthday to Amanda on May 21st.

01:21:01.140 Happy anniversary to Andrea and Dave Sullivan.

01:21:03.900 They're big time show watchers.

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01:21:06.660 Happy birthday to Kelly.

01:21:08.200 Sully.

01:21:09.580 Sully.

01:21:10.100 Sully, dude, we're headed for the water.

01:21:11.820 Happy birthday to Kelly S on May 25th.

01:21:16.580 Huge show watcher.

01:21:18.000 We didn't forget you, Kelly.

01:21:19.640 Happy birthday to Benjamin Wine, who turned 32 on May 25th.

01:21:24.640 Him and his wife really love the show.

01:21:26.660 Awesome.

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01:21:58.520 What do you feel?

01:22:00.180 I feel like a friend.

01:22:01.440 I feel like a friend.

01:22:03.260 I feel like a friend.

01:22:05.080 I feel like a friend.

01:22:06.360 I feel like a friend.

01:22:08.020 I feel like a friend.

01:22:10.160 You're like, tell me.

01:22:13.680 Yeah.

01:22:13.960 I feel so.

01:22:14.140 I feel like a friend.

01:22:15.480 I feel like a friend.

01:22:16.440 I feel like a friend.

01:22:18.080 I feel like elf.

01:22:22.780 I feel like a friend.

01:22:23.620 I feel like a friend.

01:22:24.780 I feel like a friend.

01:22:26.200 I don't mean to me.

01:22:26.960 I feel like a friend.

01:22:28.620 I feel like a friend.

01:22:31.500 I feel like a friend.

01:22:33.000 I feel like двух of as if he's in the 남자.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - May 24, 2024

WOMEN GO NUTS AT ANGER RETREAT

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