Fresh & Fit - 19 Year Old With 100+ Bodies Wants Man Making $20M A Year?!

00:05:39.000 And we are live with some guys.

00:05:40.000 Welcome to Freshly Podcasted After Hours.

00:05:41.000 This is your man.

00:05:42.000 We're joined with Henny Chris as the special guest, kind of?

00:05:45.000 Probably sober Chris tonight.

00:05:47.000 Who knows, man?

00:05:48.000 Let's get into it.

00:05:49.000 Let's go!

00:06:21.000 Put your shoes on outside.

00:06:22.000 You don't got to put them on in here.

00:06:23.000 I know the night is not as it would seem.

00:06:26.000 I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe it.

00:06:31.000 It's like a night.

00:06:32.000 I will never tell a sign.

00:06:35.000 If you can't be needed, I will never tell a sign.

00:06:38.000 Questions and questions.

00:06:40.000 Alright, and we are live.

00:06:41.000 What's up, guys?

00:06:41.000 Welcome to Fresh Fit Podcast.

00:06:42.000 After Hours, this is your man.

00:06:43.000 We're joined with some lovely ladies here.

00:06:45.000 We're live on all the platforms.

00:06:46.000 YouTube, Rumble, Comic Club, etc.

00:06:49.000 Only fans, not yet.

00:06:51.000 But that will come soon, eventually, right?

00:06:53.000 No, I'm just kidding.

00:06:55.000 Eventually? No, I'm just fucking around.

00:06:58.000 So yeah, guys, welcome to the stream.

00:07:00.000 Announcements, rumble.com slash freshfit, as you guys know.

00:07:03.000 April 22nd, I will be at University of South Carolina.

00:07:06.000 I will be there.

00:07:07.000 We'll set up a tent, debate some liberals.

00:07:08.000 Where? You guys saw I gave a talk at Penn State, was it?

00:07:10.000 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, April 22nd.

00:07:12.000 April 22nd.

00:07:13.000 How was that?

00:07:13.000 Will you get the link on my last stream?

00:07:15.000 Put it in the description.

00:07:17.000 It's on Myron Gaines?

00:07:18.000 Yeah. Yeah, it should be there at the top.

00:07:20.000 April 22nd, so in two Tuesdays.

00:07:22.000 How was Penn State?

00:07:23.000 It was good, man.

00:07:24.000 It was good.

00:07:25.000 No one really...

00:07:26.000 Say anything crazy to you?

00:07:27.000 No, I mean, I just talked about immigration, how organized crime works, and then we went into...

00:07:33.000 Them boys.

00:07:34.000 A little bit of JFK.

00:07:35.000 More questions than anything.

00:07:39.000 But this time we're going to set up a tent.

00:07:41.000 Charlie Kirk style.

00:07:42.000 And just kind of set it up.

00:07:45.000 So yeah, if we could pull up the event real quick.

00:07:46.000 When you get a chance, Bills.

00:07:47.000 I know you probably don't have it in front of you.

00:07:49.000 But yeah, April 22nd.

00:07:51.000 University of South Carolina.

00:07:52.000 I'm going to be there.

00:07:53.000 It's going to be a good time.

00:07:54.000 And then I'm going to give a speech after that.

00:07:56.000 So we're going to do a tent and then we're going to do a speech after.

00:07:58.000 So what about you, Chris?

00:07:59.000 A speech?

00:08:00.000 Yeah, I would give like a lecture on something.

00:08:02.000 Sorry, my head was itching right here.

00:08:07.000 Don't worry, Moe and Bill's got me, man.

00:08:11.000 You know, shout out to you guys.

00:08:14.000 Shout out to the girls for coming on.

00:08:16.000 You know, the girls, you know, it's Wednesday.

00:08:18.000 We're lit.

00:08:19.000 I'm sober tonight.

00:08:21.000 You know, chat, I promise, I guarantee you, I will not drink candy tonight.

00:08:24.000 At all, okay?

00:08:27.000 Okay. This guy really got the best job in the world,

00:08:50.000 bro. He literally shows up twice a week, and gets drugged, and then goes home.

00:08:54.000 Yeah, so yeah, guys.

00:08:56.000 That's going to be the...

00:08:57.000 It's going to be done by us in Uncensored America.

00:08:59.000 Why We Deserve Less, as you guys know.

00:09:01.000 Best-selling book.

00:09:03.000 Which is actually...

00:09:04.000 How dare you?

00:09:05.000 In stores right now.

00:09:05.000 I'm not kidding, Ron.

00:09:06.000 It actually has a book.

00:09:07.000 Bro, I don't promote this.

00:09:08.000 When I tell people I wrote this book, they literally think I'm trolling.

00:09:11.000 But I actually did release a book, guys.

00:09:12.000 Why Women Deserve Less.

00:09:13.000 You can get it on Amazon.

00:09:14.000 I don't advertise as much as I used to.

00:09:15.000 But it's a bestseller.

00:09:16.000 It's actually a bestseller, man.

00:09:18.000 And many girls came and had you sign the book, too.

00:09:20.000 Yeah. I got like a 4.8, 4.9 on Amazon reviews.

00:09:23.000 It's a short read.

00:09:24.000 It's only like less than 100 pages because, well, obviously women deserve less.

00:09:27.000 But the book, I talk about feminism.

00:09:30.000 I talk about kind of where we are.

00:09:31.000 I explain a lot of the issues as to why you guys are having the difficulty with dealing with women.

00:09:37.000 So I go into all that in the book, man.

00:09:39.000 So I'll be talking about, you know, talking points in this book at the thing.

00:09:43.000 And, you know, we'll have some debates on the college campus, man.

00:09:45.000 University of South Carolina is going to be a good time.

00:09:47.000 April 22nd.

00:09:48.000 Make sure to come by if you're in the Carolinas or in that area.

00:09:51.000 So, yeah.

00:09:52.000 All right.

00:09:52.000 Cheers to your niggas, man.

00:09:53.000 Let's go, man.

00:09:54.000 Cool. Anything you want to read chats or do you want to go right into introductions?

00:09:57.000 Chats. Chats.

00:09:58.000 Okay. I'm going to read chats and we'll have the girls introduce themselves.

00:10:01.000 Uh, what do we got here?

00:10:03.000 Give you one minute.

00:10:04.000 Give you a minute?

00:10:04.000 Yeah, I need a minute.

00:10:05.000 We can go on intros then.

00:10:06.000 Alright, that's fine.

00:10:07.000 While Bill sets this thing up.

00:10:08.000 Okay. Go ahead.

00:10:09.000 Alright, ladies.

00:10:10.000 Welcome to the show.

00:10:11.000 Uh, give me your name, age, where you from, what else?

00:10:17.000 I don't do shit often, man.

00:10:19.000 I hear it, bud!

00:10:20.000 I don't do shit often, man!

00:10:21.000 I got it, I got it.

00:10:22.000 You got it?

00:10:22.000 Yeah, I'll walk up through.

00:10:23.000 So ladies, we're just gonna ask you for your name, age, what you do for work, that type of thing.

00:10:26.000 So, um, and if you want to, of course, your body count.

00:10:29.000 There you go.

00:10:30.000 Alright, so, what about you?

00:10:31.000 Welcome to the show.

00:10:32.000 What's your name?

00:10:32.000 Hi, my name is Amaisha.

00:10:34.000 Hey, y'all!

00:10:35.000 I'm 25 years old.

00:10:36.000 I'm a dispatcher.

00:10:38.000 Okay. Cool, and man, you probably hear some crazy shit.

00:10:44.000 The 9-1-1 dispatcher?

00:10:45.000 No. Or trucking dispatcher?

00:10:46.000 No, it's a trucking dispatcher.

00:10:48.000 Okay. Hey, y'all!

00:10:51.000 High school education level completed?

00:10:54.000 Right now, I'm in school to get my bachelor's.

00:10:56.000 I already have my associate's.

00:10:58.000 Okay. What'd you get your associates in?

00:11:00.000 Medical assisting.

00:11:01.000 Oh, shit.

00:11:02.000 Medical? Yes.

00:11:04.000 All right.

00:11:05.000 And that's what you're pursuing for your bachelor's, too, I'm assuming, or something else?

00:11:07.000 No, administrative health management.

00:11:10.000 Okay. All right.

00:11:12.000 Relationship status?

00:11:13.000 Single. All right.

00:11:14.000 Are your parents together?

00:11:16.000 Yes, they are.

00:11:17.000 All right.

00:11:17.000 Oh, W. And then, well, I was going to say, Chris, your favorite question, but it's not really your favorite question.

00:11:22.000 Well, birth control.

00:11:24.000 Birth control?

00:11:25.000 Yeah, are you on or off?

00:11:26.000 No, I'm not on birth control.

00:11:27.000 Okay, alright.

00:11:28.000 Body count?

00:11:29.000 I don't want to disclose that.

00:11:31.000 I mean, is that high?

00:11:32.000 No, it's not high or low.

00:11:34.000 It's just I don't want to talk about it.

00:11:36.000 I mean, if body count was low, you would say, nah, I have like three.

00:11:39.000 No, it's just I don't feel like that's anybody's business but my own.

00:11:42.000 And husbands?

00:11:43.000 No, no husbands.

00:11:44.000 Never been married.

00:11:45.000 You should be married, right?

00:11:46.000 Or do you want to get married or no?

00:11:47.000 I do one day.

00:11:48.000 Okay. When the time comes.

00:11:50.000 I'm Jamaican.

00:11:51.000 Okay. Yes, but we're in a different kind of generation.

00:12:02.000 It's a little funny.

00:12:04.000 You meet good men and you meet really bad men.

00:12:06.000 Right now, I'm just chilling.

00:12:09.000 Where are you from originally?

00:12:11.000 Brooklyn, New York.

00:12:13.000 Oh, shit.

00:12:13.000 Oh, she was thinking something, man.

00:12:15.000 Hey, yo, shorty.

00:12:18.000 Because you don't really have a New York accent.

00:12:19.000 Were you raised there?

00:12:20.000 No, I was raised here.

00:12:21.000 In Miami?

00:12:22.000 Yes. Okay.

00:12:24.000 Which part of Miami?

00:12:26.000 Not Miami.

00:12:27.000 I was raised in Hollandale.

00:12:29.000 So you're from South Florida?

00:12:31.000 Yeah, I'm from South Florida, yes.

00:12:32.000 That's through the hood, though.

00:12:34.000 Is it?

00:12:35.000 No, not through the hood.

00:12:37.000 I was going to say, Hollandale, don't they have a really nice beach?

00:12:39.000 The beach, yes.

00:12:42.000 Hollandale is chill.

00:12:43.000 A little more west?

00:12:44.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:45.000 Hollandale is chill.

00:12:49.000 Alright. Oh, and then Bills, can we get the chat up on X?

00:12:52.000 Yeah. When you get a chance.

00:12:54.000 Yeah, because it said broadcast ended.

00:12:55.000 Bro, I gotta figure out how you do it.

00:12:56.000 Like, when I do it, it just keeps saying loading screen.

00:12:59.000 Yeah, I'm gonna watch right now when you do it.

00:13:00.000 Okay. Cool.

00:13:02.000 What about you?

00:13:02.000 What's your name?

00:13:03.000 Paris. Interesting.

00:13:07.000 It's literally where Fresh is.

00:13:08.000 How old are you?

00:13:09.000 I'm 19. Alright, where are you from?

00:13:12.000 Originally Australia, but I live in Miami.

00:13:16.000 You're an Australian citizen?

00:13:17.000 Yeah. She got no accent, though.

00:13:20.000 I've lived here for a long time.

00:13:21.000 Oh, okay.

00:13:23.000 So are you both?

00:13:24.000 Are you dual citizen?

00:13:26.000 Dual citizen in Australia and Argentina.

00:13:28.000 I'm on a green card here.

00:13:30.000 Oh, damn.

00:13:31.000 Hold on.

00:13:32.000 Don't let Trump find out.

00:13:35.000 I gotta ask.

00:13:37.000 Who petitioned for your green card?

00:13:38.000 My parents.

00:13:40.000 Okay. Interesting.

00:13:49.000 I guess you go the green card route because you weren't born on U.S. soil, right?

00:13:55.000 You were born in Australia?

00:13:56.000 Yes. What do you do for work?

00:13:59.000 Only fans.

00:14:00.000 Okay.

00:14:07.000 In this case, she belongs to the kangaroos.

00:14:10.000 Down under.

00:14:11.000 Yeah. Belongs to the outback.

00:14:13.000 To the desert.

00:14:14.000 To the outback.

00:14:16.000 What do you, highest education level, complete of high school?

00:14:19.000 No, I dropped out of high school.

00:14:21.000 Middle school, nigga, that's the lowest, huh?

00:14:23.000 Yeah. Chris, is that the lowest completed?

00:14:26.000 Completed? Yeah, middle school.

00:14:27.000 No, that's good.

00:14:28.000 We've had it before.

00:14:29.000 Now we can recall.

00:14:30.000 Alright, relationship status?

00:14:32.000 Single. Alright, parents together?

00:14:34.000 Yes. What do they think about your career choice?

00:14:36.000 They love it.

00:14:37.000 They're the ones who told me to start it, actually.

00:14:40.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:14:41.000 Yeah. Hold on.

00:14:42.000 What? What?

00:14:44.000 Wait. What?

00:14:45.000 What? What?

00:14:47.000 Wait, wait, question.

00:14:48.000 Do you help your parents with bills and stuff like that?

00:14:51.000 No, my parents are, like, loaded, but...

00:14:54.000 Oh. Yeah.

00:14:56.000 So, like, they're like...

00:14:57.000 They manage my money.

00:14:59.000 They, like, invest it and stuff.

00:15:01.000 Yeah, so they pay bills with your money.

00:15:03.000 No, they don't pay bills.

00:15:04.000 They're already well off.

00:15:05.000 Yeah. And then, so they had, which creates even more questions in my head.

00:15:10.000 But, um, okay.

00:15:13.000 Alright, interesting.

00:15:14.000 Alright, is there a biological dad that's with your mom?

00:15:16.000 Yes. Yeah, that would've been kind of weird.

00:15:20.000 Yeah, I mean, it would've made more sense if it was maybe a stepdad.

00:15:22.000 He wouldn't care as much.

00:15:23.000 A biological dad?

00:15:25.000 Damn. Okay, alright.

00:15:26.000 Australia really got shit upside down, huh?

00:15:31.000 Are you actually naked on there?

00:15:34.000 Just subscribe to find out.

00:15:36.000 Period. No!

00:15:37.000 Send me a DM!

00:15:42.000 What? Alright, your parents are together.

00:15:45.000 And then birth control for you?

00:15:46.000 Yes. Birth control.

00:15:50.000 Ethnic background, I would say white, right?

00:15:52.000 Yeah. You know, it's so funny because people always ask, why do you ask the birth control question?

00:15:58.000 And, you know, since her name is Paris and that's where Fresh is right now, that is why we have that question because the whole Asia Gate debacle.

00:16:05.000 Bro, it's going to be Paris Gate.

00:16:07.000 Remember Asia Gate?

00:16:09.000 Asia Gate, that's what you call it?

00:16:10.000 China Gate.

00:16:13.000 China Gate is better.

00:16:15.000 China Gate scandal.

00:16:17.000 That's what we're going to call it from now on.

00:16:18.000 And now it's going to be Paris Gate.

00:16:21.000 I hope not, bro.

00:16:23.000 Trust me, bro.

00:16:23.000 I hope not, man.

00:16:24.000 Listen, I feel it coming, bro.

00:16:25.000 He brought his Algerian chick there, so I don't think so.

00:16:27.000 He'll be fine.

00:16:28.000 What? Algerian?

00:16:29.000 Habibi! French.

00:16:31.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:31.000 That chick is French.

00:16:32.000 They do speak French.

00:16:33.000 Yeah, that chick is French, bro.

00:16:34.000 So I don't think he's going to get in trouble, bro.

00:16:36.000 We're safe.

00:16:36.000 Man, that whole China scandal was crazy.

00:16:39.000 Ladies are probably like, what the fuck are these niggas talking about?

00:16:41.000 Basically, some girl made some bullshit accusation at our co-host.

00:16:48.000 She brought at least a few different channels.

00:16:52.000 She had killed the baby.

00:16:55.000 She was like, I don't want to kill the baby!

00:16:58.000 She has a very strong Chinese accent.

00:17:00.000 She was saying all this shit on the podcast not knowing that she had already aborted the baby before she did the press run.

00:17:05.000 Because we got the paperwork that showed that she went to Planned Parenthood beforehand.

00:17:11.000 So bitch aborted the baby then did a podcast tour saying she don't want to kill the baby.

00:17:15.000 That's diabolical, bro.

00:17:16.000 Stupid. It's crazy, bro.

00:17:17.000 And that same chick you all covered today, she fought a boyfriend.

00:17:23.000 Remember on your show earlier today?

00:17:25.000 You covered?

00:17:26.000 Oh! That was on the show!

00:17:27.000 Yeah, I know.

00:17:28.000 Bro, crazy.

00:17:28.000 This girl was on the show.

00:17:30.000 She lied and said that her boyfriend beat her ass.

00:17:32.000 And he never did.

00:17:33.000 And she had been on the show.

00:17:34.000 And she's going viral on YouTube right now.

00:17:36.000 And the dude was huge.

00:17:37.000 And then I think the cops was like, yo, this is BS.

00:17:40.000 And they locked her up, right?

00:17:41.000 They arrested her.

00:17:41.000 Yeah, bro.

00:17:42.000 She was crazy.

00:17:43.000 Alright. Let's move on.

00:17:45.000 Wait, wait, hold on.

00:17:45.000 Body count, Paris?

00:17:47.000 Come on, come on.

00:17:48.000 You're the only fans, bro.

00:17:49.000 Come on.

00:17:50.000 Probably like over 100.

00:17:51.000 I believe her.

00:17:54.000 I believe her, Chris.

00:17:59.000 I think Paris is trolling.

00:18:02.000 I'm not gonna lie.

00:18:04.000 No, I've seen Paris outside on Monday.

00:18:06.000 Chris, I believe in her.

00:18:08.000 She ain't trolling, bro.

00:18:10.000 She be outside, outside.

00:18:13.000 Yeah! And so I said L again.

00:18:17.000 Bruh, I don't even think...

00:18:19.000 Are there even 100 niggas in Australia?

00:18:21.000 How'd she do this?

00:18:22.000 In Miami.

00:18:22.000 In Miami, bro.

00:18:24.000 Hey, she...

00:18:25.000 Speed run, bro.

00:18:27.000 All right.

00:18:27.000 Shout out to Paris, bro.

00:18:29.000 She's been all over the country.

00:18:30.000 All over the world.

00:18:31.000 Shit, man.

00:18:32.000 Paris, Australia.

00:18:33.000 Yeah. All right.

00:18:34.000 Fair enough.

00:18:36.000 What about you?

00:18:37.000 What's your name?

00:18:37.000 My name is Melanie.

00:18:38.000 Melanie? Melanie.

00:18:40.000 Oh, Melanie.

00:18:41.000 All right.

00:18:41.000 How old are you?

00:18:41.000 18. Where are you from?

00:18:43.000 I was born here, Miami.

00:18:46.000 Okay. What do you do for work?

00:18:48.000 I have my own business.

00:18:49.000 I sell jewelry.

00:18:51.000 Interesting. Yes.

00:18:55.000 Are you Jewish?

00:18:56.000 I just have to ask.

00:18:57.000 No, I'm Cuban.

00:18:59.000 Yeah, I can tell she's Cuban.

00:19:00.000 Well, there's Cuban Jews.

00:19:01.000 I've never seen one.

00:19:02.000 You've never seen one?

00:19:03.000 We're comedians.

00:19:03.000 They exist.

00:19:04.000 What? Hylia or?

00:19:06.000 Chris. So wait, you're kind of young to have a jewelry business.

00:19:11.000 Is it a family-owned business and you help?

00:19:13.000 Yeah, no, no, no.

00:19:14.000 I made my own, but my grandma started hers, and then I kind of do it.

00:19:19.000 I got it all for her.

00:19:21.000 Okay, so you have a side hustle thing, but you really work under your grandma?

00:19:26.000 No, it's my own.

00:19:27.000 I created my own name, my own website, my own Instagram.

00:19:31.000 But are you selling her product?

00:19:33.000 No, we just get it from the same place.

00:19:36.000 She put me onto it.

00:19:38.000 Oh, so you use her source?

00:19:40.000 Yeah. Pretty much.

00:19:42.000 Alright, interesting.

00:19:43.000 Your grandma's nice, bro.

00:19:44.000 Yeah. Okay, maybe she isn't a Jew, I guess.

00:19:47.000 Alright, what are you, uh, highest education level completed?

00:19:49.000 We're comedians.

00:19:50.000 Um, no, I'm actually graduating, like, in a month.

00:19:53.000 Less than a month.

00:19:55.000 Okay. Yeah.

00:19:56.000 18 is, I mean, that makes sense, I guess.

00:19:58.000 Yeah. You didn't get left back, right?

00:19:59.000 No, no, no, I didn't.

00:20:01.000 Bro, she got math class tomorrow at 10. Bro, this shit crazy.

00:20:06.000 Chris, where you find these girls?

00:20:07.000 Hey, listen, man.

00:20:09.000 It's like a recruit at the high schools, bro.

00:20:10.000 Hey, man.

00:20:11.000 I'll be outside.

00:20:11.000 All right.

00:20:12.000 18. See my IDs, man.

00:20:14.000 All right.

00:20:15.000 Relationship status?

00:20:16.000 I'm single.

00:20:17.000 All right.

00:20:17.000 Are your parents together?

00:20:18.000 Yes. Birth control for you?

00:20:20.000 No. All right.

00:20:22.000 Yo. And then you're Cuban, you said, right?

00:20:24.000 Yes. All right.

00:20:25.000 Yo, I'm for the X. I'm for the X. Go ahead, Chris.

00:20:29.000 Body count?

00:20:30.000 I'm definitely a virgin.

00:20:33.000 You're definitely a virgin?

00:20:34.000 Yeah. Who you lying to, bitch?

00:20:36.000 You're a friend?

00:20:43.000 Nah. The basketball team?

00:20:47.000 What's up?

00:20:48.000 That's crazy.

00:20:50.000 No, I'm definitely a virgin.

00:20:51.000 She ain't a virgin, man.

00:20:53.000 Your best friend has a fucking tongue piercing right now.

00:20:56.000 Anyways. What does that have to do with me?

00:21:00.000 Listen, in high school, y'all are freaks, man.

00:21:02.000 Oh, okay.

00:21:04.000 She's probably, she's still trying to get that prom date.

00:21:06.000 That's why she's saying that.

00:21:07.000 Oh, security?

00:21:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:21:09.000 She's on the prom date.

00:21:10.000 Yeah, I'm going to lose it to you on the prom date.

00:21:12.000 Before you know it, that last dance.

00:21:15.000 Yo, where is she?

00:21:16.000 Okay, go on, bro.

00:21:18.000 All right.

00:21:20.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa!

00:21:22.000 Yo, yo.

00:21:23.000 Yo. Yo.

00:21:25.000 Yo. Yo.

00:21:27.000 Yo. Boys being boys.

00:21:30.000 Boys being boys.

00:21:31.000 Yo, look at everybody.

00:21:32.000 That's that head man.

00:21:33.000 Good job.

00:21:34.000 I'm the only one.

00:21:36.000 Yeah. What?

00:21:37.000 What?

00:21:37.000 I'm telling you, man.

00:21:39.000 I guarantee, bro.

00:21:40.000 She's going to use Billie to get the limo, the fucking money, the dress paid off.

00:21:47.000 Before you know it, she's going to be like, alright, Billie, I'll dance with you once or twice.

00:21:52.000 And the last dance come along, man.

00:21:54.000 Here we're tryna find your ass and all you can hear...

00:21:57.000 *Evil's voice* *Evil's voice* *Evil's voice* *Evil's voice* *Evil's voice* I miss it baby.

00:22:06.000 -It was loud.

00:22:08.000 -I'm thinking fast.

00:22:09.000 I'm thinking fast.

00:22:10.000 I'm thinking fast.

00:22:11.000 -I'm thinking fucking for me.

00:22:12.000 I can hear it so right now.

00:22:15.000 *Evil's voice* -But he's gonna be one time, okay?

00:22:18.000 Oh my...

00:22:21.000 It's true!

00:22:25.000 No, I bet I ain't gonna sit man.

00:22:28.000 Am I lying or not, bro?

00:22:30.000 Come on, chat, niggas.

00:22:31.000 Put a one.

00:22:32.000 If I'm lying, put a two.

00:22:34.000 I'm telling the truth.

00:22:34.000 You're death lying.

00:22:37.000 Like, damn.

00:22:40.000 Yo, I'm in tears, bro.

00:22:41.000 What the fuck, bro?

00:22:42.000 Listen, man.

00:22:44.000 She knows it's the truth, bro.

00:22:46.000 Yep. I think I should become an author.

00:22:49.000 What the fuck, bro?

00:22:50.000 Hey, listen, man.

00:22:52.000 I tried a book, man.

00:22:53.000 Yo, man.

00:22:55.000 I don't know the name yet, but we're going to move on, man.

00:22:58.000 Fucking tears, man.

00:22:59.000 Alright, what's your name?

00:23:02.000 Shade. What is it?

00:23:05.000 Shade. Shade, okay.

00:23:07.000 How old are you?

00:23:08.000 25. Alright, thank God.

00:23:10.000 Where are you from?

00:23:11.000 Jamaica. What do you do for work?

00:23:17.000 I own a hair store and I work in finance.

00:23:21.000 Okay. What do you...

00:23:24.000 Highest education level completed?

00:23:25.000 I have an associate's and I'm like a year away...

00:23:29.000 Well, I took a couple terms away from bachelor's.

00:23:31.000 Okay, what do you got your associate's in?

00:23:33.000 Psychology. And that's what I'm finishing to pursue in my bachelor's.

00:23:37.000 Okay. Relationship status?

00:23:39.000 Single. Alright.

00:23:41.000 Are your parents together?

00:23:42.000 Yes. Alright.

00:23:45.000 Damn, almost every girl so far has two parents.

00:23:47.000 Yeah, my parents love each other.

00:23:49.000 Birth control for you?

00:23:50.000 No. Okay.

00:23:52.000 Alright. What about you?

00:23:55.000 I'm Lisa.

00:23:56.000 Okay. How old are you?

00:23:58.000 23. Alright.

00:23:59.000 Where are you from?

00:24:02.000 Pennsylvania, but Florida now.

00:24:04.000 Okay. What do you do for work?

00:24:06.000 Only fans.

00:24:08.000 Alright. She belongs to the streets!

00:24:11.000 High school.

00:24:14.000 Alright. Relationship status?

00:24:20.000 Taken. Okay.

00:24:21.000 How long have we been together?

00:24:23.000 Um... Two weeks?

00:24:30.000 Three weeks?

00:24:31.000 Taken? Or just fucking?

00:24:36.000 Taken. Really?

00:24:40.000 Taken. Alright, cool.

00:24:41.000 Make it short.

00:24:42.000 It's taken.

00:24:44.000 It's taken?

00:24:47.000 I'm off the market.

00:24:49.000 Okay, good.

00:24:49.000 Alright, alright.

00:24:50.000 So you're just fucking to make sure that it's serious.

00:24:52.000 He has money?

00:24:53.000 Yeah. Okay.

00:24:55.000 Alright, parents together?

00:24:57.000 Um... No.

00:25:00.000 Okay. I lost my dad.

00:25:04.000 Your mom got widowed?

00:25:05.000 Yeah. I don't have a button to press right now, so...

00:25:08.000 And then, um...

00:25:10.000 Sorry? Uh, no.

00:25:16.000 Alright, and then, ethnic background?

00:25:18.000 Uh, Algerian.

00:25:20.000 Habibi! Habibi!

00:25:22.000 Okay, alright, I remember now.

00:25:24.000 Uh-huh.

00:25:25.000 Okay. Alright, what about you?

00:25:28.000 What's your name?

00:25:28.000 Chloe. Alright.

00:25:30.000 How old are you?

00:25:31.000 18. Oh, are y'all friends?

00:25:34.000 Mm-hmm.

00:25:35.000 Y'all going to high school together?

00:25:36.000 Yeah. Shit, man.

00:25:38.000 So, who's the worst out of you and her?

00:25:40.000 Huh? Who's the worst?

00:25:42.000 The biggest, uh...

00:25:44.000 Oh, she's smart.

00:25:45.000 Why you looking at me?

00:25:46.000 I mean, she like, she about to...

00:25:48.000 I don't know, I guess you gotta find out.

00:25:50.000 Find out?

00:25:54.000 Is that borderline, uh...

00:25:55.000 FBI open up!

00:25:58.000 Alright, uh, where are you from?

00:26:00.000 Mersey, Miami?

00:26:01.000 Yeah. Alright, what do you do for work?

00:26:04.000 Unemployed. Alright, fun employed.

00:26:07.000 Alright, highest education, you're a senior too?

00:26:09.000 Yes, sir.

00:26:10.000 Alright, uh, relationship status?

00:26:13.000 Talking. How long y'all been together?

00:26:19.000 The current record is two weeks.

00:26:23.000 Three a month?

00:26:25.000 Nah. I don't know.

00:26:29.000 I'd say like three to a month.

00:26:32.000 Alright. 21 days.

00:26:36.000 Relationship status?

00:26:38.000 Oh, sorry.

00:26:38.000 I mean parents together.

00:26:39.000 Yep. Happily.

00:26:43.000 Birth control for you?

00:26:45.000 Yeah. Are you Cuban?

00:26:47.000 Yep. Cool.

00:26:52.000 What about you?

00:26:53.000 What's your name?

00:26:54.000 Hey, y'all.

00:26:59.000 Mahogany. Mahogany?

00:27:01.000 Yes. Mahogany?

00:27:07.000 That's like me and my name being brown.

00:27:09.000 Hey, what's your name, brown nigga?

00:27:12.000 Charcoal. That's a common name.

00:27:15.000 Mahogany. How old are you?

00:27:17.000 30. We got a diverse panel age here.

00:27:21.000 Okay, good.

00:27:23.000 Where are you from originally?

00:27:25.000 Milwaukee. What does that mean?

00:27:29.000 I was there last summer, man.

00:27:31.000 What you was doing up there?

00:27:32.000 I was there for the...

00:27:34.000 You was downtown.

00:27:35.000 Downtown Meyer?

00:27:36.000 I know you stay downtown.

00:27:38.000 Yeah, period.

00:27:38.000 Well, I don't want to be around...

00:27:40.000 Don't go to the trenches.

00:27:42.000 They're everywhere in Milwaukee.

00:27:46.000 We're comedians.

00:27:47.000 I was there because I was there for the Republican National Convention.

00:27:51.000 Yeah, you look like you'd be there.

00:27:53.000 What are you trying to say?

00:27:55.000 What does that mean?

00:27:56.000 The only reason why he went was for that, wasn't it?

00:27:59.000 What do you mean, you people?

00:28:00.000 I didn't tell you people.

00:28:01.000 Hold on now.

00:28:03.000 Hold on.

00:28:03.000 I said he look like he be there.

00:28:05.000 Look at Myra.

00:28:05.000 Tell me he don't look like he be there.

00:28:07.000 Yeah, he does.

00:28:10.000 Well, you know, I do have a clown outfit in the closet.

00:28:16.000 A clown.

00:28:17.000 A clown.

00:28:19.000 Clown outfit.

00:28:20.000 We're comedians.

00:28:22.000 I wish I was kidding.

00:28:26.000 What's your highest education level completed?

00:28:29.000 Associates. Okay.

00:28:30.000 What? All right.

00:28:32.000 What'd you get in?

00:28:33.000 Business management.

00:28:34.000 All right.

00:28:36.000 All right.

00:28:37.000 In that relationship status?

00:28:39.000 I'm in a relationship.

00:28:41.000 Cool. How long have you been together?

00:28:42.000 Four years.

00:28:44.000 Okay. How'd y'all meet?

00:28:47.000 We just met right before the pandemic.

00:28:49.000 Oh. So you was desperate.

00:28:51.000 Damn! Now he was fine as hell.

00:28:54.000 I'm getting broke and everything's closing down.

00:28:56.000 I didn't lock me up, man.

00:28:57.000 You live in Miami now?

00:28:59.000 Yeah, I live here.

00:29:00.000 I've been living here.

00:29:00.000 Were you in Milwaukee back then?

00:29:02.000 Back when what?

00:29:03.000 When COVID happened?

00:29:04.000 I had just came here.

00:29:05.000 I had got stuck here.

00:29:07.000 I was trying to go back home and my nephew had got born.

00:29:10.000 And then the day after he was born, that's when it was like...

00:29:13.000 Y'all can't fly nowhere.

00:29:14.000 Y'all stuck.

00:29:15.000 And I was like, damn.

00:29:16.000 My mom was like, well, you can't come here.

00:29:18.000 You're going to get my nephew sick.

00:29:19.000 And I was like, damn.

00:29:21.000 And back then, you were single, right?

00:29:24.000 Yeah, I had just met my dude.

00:29:26.000 I literally met him as soon as I got here.

00:29:28.000 Like, I flew.

00:29:29.000 You flew here?

00:29:30.000 I flew here because I had to go to court.

00:29:32.000 So I had to go to court.

00:29:35.000 For what?

00:29:36.000 For driving with no license.

00:29:37.000 So I had to come to court and show them that I had got my license.

00:29:40.000 And then when I got to court, I went to court, did all that, went and checked in my hotel, got some food.

00:29:44.000 That's when I seen my man.

00:29:45.000 Well, he my man now.

00:29:46.000 He was my man that day too, but yeah, whatever.

00:29:49.000 She knew.

00:29:51.000 I love that.

00:29:52.000 And then when COVID hit, she's like, now you my man for life.

00:29:55.000 Period. She don't know about it.

00:29:59.000 But you've been in Miami now for how long?

00:30:02.000 Basically, like, six, seven years.

00:30:04.000 Oh, okay.

00:30:05.000 So you haven't been in Milwaukee for a minute.

00:30:06.000 Yeah. Yeah.

00:30:07.000 There wasn't much to do in downtown.

00:30:09.000 No, there's not.

00:30:09.000 As much as you say, like, I went to RNC, it was, even then it was fucking dead.

00:30:13.000 But they had closed a lot of it off because they didn't want the Republicans to get attacked.

00:30:18.000 Well, Trump was there.

00:30:19.000 That too.

00:30:20.000 And this was literally, like, two weeks after he got shot.

00:30:24.000 So security was super tight.

00:30:26.000 Yeah, they had.

00:30:26.000 Because it was his first, it was, yeah, well, it's every four years, but, like, yeah.

00:30:31.000 It was right after he got shot in Pennsylvania and he survived, so they had the strictest security I've ever seen, bro.

00:30:36.000 It was crazy, because it was his first public appearance again after getting shot.

00:30:40.000 Because you went there for, like, how many days?

00:30:42.000 Like, one day?

00:30:43.000 I was there for a couple days.

00:30:44.000 I was there for, like, three or four days.

00:30:45.000 Oh. Because it was a multi-day event.

00:30:47.000 It was fun, though.

00:30:48.000 It was fun, man.

00:30:49.000 I like political events.

00:30:50.000 They're fun.

00:30:52.000 All right.

00:30:53.000 Oh, are your parents together?

00:30:54.000 No. My daddy died.

00:30:58.000 I'm sorry to hear that.

00:30:59.000 That's okay.

00:30:59.000 Your mom is widowed, then.

00:31:01.000 Yes, you are.

00:31:02.000 So they were together?

00:31:02.000 No, they wasn't.

00:31:04.000 Oh, they wasn't.

00:31:04.000 Okay. All right.

00:31:06.000 Birth control for you?

00:31:08.000 No. Is anyone here a mom?

00:31:11.000 No. No.

00:31:12.000 No. Not that I know of.

00:31:13.000 No. I mean, I think you would know if you were a mom.

00:31:17.000 It happens.

00:31:18.000 Only we get to have the privilege of not knowing.

00:31:20.000 You guys get privilege.

00:31:21.000 Yeah, it's in your personality.

00:31:23.000 But all right.

00:31:23.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:31:24.000 So who doesn't want to be a mom?

00:31:26.000 Who does not want to be a mom?

00:31:28.000 Me. Okay.

00:31:30.000 I mean, raise your hand.

00:31:31.000 Why? Not yet.

00:31:34.000 Maybe when I'm like 50. Damn!

00:31:36.000 I hear that Australian accent.

00:31:38.000 I'm still gonna have eggs then.

00:31:40.000 Even the girls are like, what the hell?

00:31:43.000 Oh, and then Mahagi, what's your race?

00:31:46.000 I'm black.

00:31:47.000 Only black.

00:31:48.000 Cool. Is she FNBA?

00:31:51.000 I guess so.

00:31:53.000 You can't trace back your lineage to an island or Africa?

00:31:57.000 I mean, I did an ancestry test once.

00:32:00.000 And it came back.

00:32:01.000 It was, like, basically Nigerian, Mali, Cameroon, and Russian.

00:32:04.000 But, like, no one in, like, your family has been here since forever, probably, right?

00:32:08.000 Like, you can't trace back.

00:32:09.000 Okay. All right.

00:32:10.000 Fair enough.

00:32:11.000 All right.

00:32:12.000 Cool. And then, I guess we...

00:32:14.000 Mo, we want to hit the first topic?

00:32:17.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:32:18.000 We can reach us now.

00:32:19.000 Okay. Yeah, guys, get your questions in.

00:32:20.000 And, by the way, we're going to go, what, 20 and up from this point forward?

00:32:25.000 Yeah, we'll go 20 and up from this point forward, guys.

00:32:27.000 For Castle Club, $10 and up.

00:32:29.000 Yeah, Castle Club, $10 and up.

00:32:31.000 If it's questions, $25.

00:32:34.000 Alright. Okay.

00:32:36.000 Moenstein, checking in.

00:32:37.000 Appreciate that.

00:32:38.000 What? Alright, when the food stamps hit the account, bro.

00:32:41.000 What the fuck, man?

00:32:43.000 I already know they're about to start cooking.

00:32:44.000 Alright. Melissa, stop playing with me.

00:32:47.000 I didn't know.

00:32:47.000 Now that I know you have the jugs to handle the future of my kids, why don't you drop the tough talk and let's get started.

00:32:53.000 Who's Melissa?

00:32:55.000 Oh, you're talking about our Melissa?

00:32:56.000 Think about it.

00:32:58.000 A bunch of ghetto Albanian, Scottish, Jamaican kids running around saying what the rascal at me dinner da?

00:33:04.000 What does that mean?

00:33:09.000 Where's my dinner?

00:33:10.000 Where's my motherfucking dinner?

00:33:14.000 Chris, I need a liver transplant.

00:33:15.000 You are my first choice.

00:33:16.000 Cheers to my new liver.

00:33:18.000 Sir, what is your blood type?

00:33:19.000 Boy, get a refund.

00:33:21.000 You finna die.

00:33:22.000 Refund. Damn, bro.

00:33:24.000 RIP, colonels.

00:33:25.000 Damn. You know what?

00:33:29.000 I'm sorry, Chris.

00:33:30.000 I'll be nice to you, right?

00:33:31.000 Chris, W. Chris, W. Chris.

00:33:33.000 W. Chris.

00:33:37.000 Ayo, Chris, thanks for donating to the church.

00:33:38.000 They can't find that shit, man.

00:33:40.000 Ayo, Chris, thanks again for donating to the church.

00:33:43.000 No problem, man.

00:33:44.000 Ladies, youth is definitely wasted on the young.

00:33:47.000 The older I get, the more I realize most of you will be cat and dog owners.

00:33:50.000 You are ruining society by not having kids with Chris.

00:33:53.000 Get off that pole, you degenerates.

00:33:55.000 Alright. Mo, when does your baby do?

00:33:58.000 I think they're trying to say you're fat, Mo.

00:34:00.000 It's Colonel.

00:34:01.000 That's my dog.

00:34:02.000 Alright. Do you want to make fun of thoughts?

00:34:05.000 I feel that way.

00:34:07.000 Fresh. Fresh is in the air, so I'll be fresh tonight.

00:34:12.000 Listen, man.

00:34:14.000 Shout out to you guys.

00:34:15.000 Anyhow, Nate, Age, Education, Work Patrol, welcome back.

00:34:20.000 Holy! You look familiar.

00:34:22.000 I've seen you before.

00:34:24.000 Oh, nigga, you got no ass, by the way.

00:34:27.000 Alright, move on to Marley.

00:34:29.000 Uh, Marley, some chats.

00:34:32.000 Uh, Chris, show us.

00:34:34.000 Sally, she shows in the coconut tea sauce.

00:34:39.000 Man, better than you, Chris, anyways.

00:34:41.000 That's crazy, bro.

00:34:42.000 You just put all the freshness on the line.

00:34:45.000 All right.

00:34:46.000 What else is next?

00:34:48.000 Tonight's show is brought to you by Henny and Fit.

00:34:51.000 Remember, ladies, to understand and learn something, and in the words of Chris, squeeze harder.

00:34:55.000 Yeah, squeeze harder, man.

00:34:57.000 All right.

00:34:57.000 I appreciate the branding.

00:34:59.000 Damn, nigga.

00:35:00.000 Henny and Fit.

00:35:01.000 That's a strange picture.

00:35:02.000 Wait, who's holding a bottle in the back?

00:35:04.000 Yeah, it's kinda weird, bro.

00:35:06.000 It looks like Myron is giving Chris more bottles.

00:35:11.000 That's fine.

00:35:12.000 We'll move on.

00:35:13.000 That's because that's your unplugged fit, you know.

00:35:16.000 Yeah, it's fine.

00:35:18.000 Ladies, would you do it?

00:35:20.000 Squeeze my dick, bitch.

00:35:23.000 No, but alright, so...

00:35:24.000 Alright, here's some context behind everything, okay?

00:35:26.000 The reason why the chat knows me as Grab It Harder or Squeezing My Dick is because some girls be weak as fuck squeezing the men's dick, you know what I'm saying?

00:35:34.000 So I'm like, grab it harder, stop being a little bit, yup, there you go, kung fu grip.

00:35:38.000 I'm like, what is that?

00:35:42.000 I can't do that shit.

00:35:43.000 I'm like, what the fuck, you doggy style, right?

00:35:45.000 So like like these greets this hard or soft hard there you go see like no hard like like show them to the mic Let me see Okay breaking it She fuck Anyways

00:36:02.000 Come on man, she's like this breaking it Kung fu twister 2000 man.

00:36:07.000 Oh, yeah Okay, but anyways ladies.

00:36:10.000 I don't know about you

00:36:12.000 Men like me we like when girls grab it tightly okay that we never forget your number We call you on Friday nights when we're drunk and lit.

00:36:22.000 On the balcony.

00:36:24.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:36:24.000 So romantic.

00:36:26.000 Alright. Okay.

00:36:31.000 What else do we got here?

00:36:37.000 Nick St. Chris soundboard?

00:36:39.000 Oh man.

00:36:43.000 Mr. Hooligan says Ladies, if you're dating a man, which do you find more attractive to you?

00:36:49.000 A man who speaks but little action or a man who does more action with little to no words?

00:36:54.000 More action, no words.

00:36:56.000 Definitely action.

00:37:00.000 That's it.

00:37:01.000 No one had anything else?

00:37:02.000 No action?

00:37:04.000 No, I need action.

00:37:06.000 Words mean nothing with no action.

00:37:08.000 Okay, you tell them.

00:37:09.000 Alright. What's up next?

00:37:12.000 One more?

00:37:14.000 Alright. Marin, I dare you.

00:37:15.000 I double dare you say we are the problem.

00:37:19.000 We can help you.

00:37:20.000 Oh, Moe edited the fuck out of this thing.

00:37:22.000 We can help you improve your podcast and your life with those four wives you want.

00:37:26.000 Become one with us.

00:37:27.000 Okay, bro.

00:37:28.000 I don't even know what you're saying because Moe edited the fuck out of your shit.

00:37:31.000 Good. All right.

00:37:33.000 That's right.

00:37:33.000 Okay. You know what?

00:37:35.000 I have a question.

00:37:36.000 So, all you girls are single in Miami.

00:37:40.000 Well, except for two.

00:37:42.000 Allegedly. Allegedly, right?

00:37:44.000 Well, three acts are in a relationship.

00:37:47.000 Once for four years, remember?

00:37:49.000 Three weeks and two weeks.

00:37:50.000 All right, so you know what?

00:37:51.000 What steps are you taking to have a kid?

00:37:54.000 What steps?

00:37:55.000 What steps are you taking?

00:37:56.000 Because at the end of the day, you guys want children in the future, right?

00:38:00.000 With a guy that you actually respect and love.

00:38:02.000 Good question, Chris.

00:38:02.000 We can start here and work our way, right?

00:38:04.000 Yeah, so top two steps you're taking currently to actually become a mother.

00:38:08.000 And not, you know, throw a Hail Mary to a guy that you don't fucking want.

00:38:14.000 Alright. What are you?

00:38:16.000 Me? I feel like the first thing I do is take care of my body.

00:38:19.000 Come on, you're 30 years old.

00:38:20.000 So, it doesn't matter what I eat and stuff.

00:38:25.000 Herbs, different things like that that's good for the women.

00:38:27.000 What's your thoughts on the average black woman being 187 pounds?

00:38:31.000 I mean, I'm not 187 pounds.

00:38:33.000 Nobody I know really is 187 pounds.

00:38:36.000 No, but I'm saying, like, what are your thoughts on it in general?

00:38:38.000 The average.

00:38:39.000 The average black woman is basically obese.

00:38:41.000 I don't think that's correct, though.

00:38:42.000 Who y'all asking it?

00:38:44.000 The average black woman.

00:38:46.000 I'm the average black woman.

00:38:47.000 I'm not 187 pounds.

00:38:49.000 If we have 100 black women, the average of them all.

00:38:52.000 I don't think that's true.

00:38:54.000 Okay, why is it not true?

00:38:56.000 Because you know what to do.

00:38:58.000 Go ahead, keep going.

00:38:59.000 I just feel like, I don't know.

00:39:00.000 Your feelings or math?

00:39:02.000 Because, once again, there's math behind this.

00:39:04.000 I don't know.

00:39:04.000 The most women I see don't look like they're over 187 pounds.

00:39:07.000 Well, once again, the most women you see is not a lot, right?

00:39:10.000 Okay, that's fair.

00:39:11.000 So if you have more than what you see, the average of that would be...

00:39:14.000 But I feel like black women just be naturally thick, though.

00:39:17.000 So, like, it could be 187, but is she out of weight or she just got that ass?

00:39:21.000 Like, it's variety.

00:39:22.000 I agree, I agree.

00:39:23.000 But the average, you know...

00:39:24.000 All right, so here we go.

00:39:26.000 Just a fact checker real quick.

00:39:29.000 Black, 188 pounds.

00:39:32.000 So they're actually fatter than I thought.

00:39:33.000 One pound and a half?

00:39:34.000 Yeah, one pound and a half actually more.

00:39:36.000 So that's the average black woman's weight.

00:39:38.000 So you go here, non-Hispanic Asian 135, Hispanic 168, non-Hispanic white 170, and then black women are 188 on average.

00:39:46.000 Okay. Can I say something?

00:39:50.000 When I watch my 600 pound life, it's mostly white people.

00:39:53.000 That's what I was going to say.

00:39:54.000 I don't know if this is accurate.

00:39:56.000 You know, they be trying to say black people look.

00:39:58.000 But I understand why we might be a little bit heavier.

00:40:01.000 It's because of what we eat.

00:40:02.000 Our body types.

00:40:04.000 I feel like a lot of women I know sometimes we're taller than usual too.

00:40:09.000 Wait, so tell me why you girls aren't fat and black and shit.

00:40:13.000 Genetics. I feel like my mama was always slim.

00:40:16.000 My daddy tall and slim.

00:40:17.000 You said earlier you ate healthy, right?

00:40:19.000 I do.

00:40:19.000 Do you eat healthy?

00:40:20.000 No. Do you work out?

00:40:22.000 No. How old are you?

00:40:23.000 25. I really don't work out.

00:40:28.000 She barely eats, man.

00:40:29.000 No, I eat.

00:40:30.000 I eat a lot.

00:40:31.000 It's just genetics.

00:40:33.000 Genetics, for real.

00:40:35.000 Her metabolism will slow down as she ages.

00:40:38.000 I go to the gym.

00:40:41.000 And I'm half pesky.

00:40:43.000 I'm like training for a pescatarian.

00:40:45.000 There we go.

00:40:45.000 So, like, you know, we got three girls here.

00:40:47.000 The average girls is two are the average.

00:40:50.000 So you have no thoughts on average black women being 188 pounds, basically?

00:40:53.000 I think that's incorrect.

00:40:54.000 I think it's incorrect.

00:40:56.000 I think it's just because, like, the average shape that we have.

00:41:01.000 A lot of black women have abs.

00:41:03.000 Ladies, ladies, are you aware of the fact that, like, facts are not...

00:41:07.000 Subjective? But facts don't go into context.

00:41:10.000 Because it's like, okay, she could be 180 pounds, but she could be carrying 80 pounds of ass.

00:41:14.000 For real!

00:41:17.000 Like, I've seen some girls that look really small, and they'll tell you they're 160, but it's really just like them having...

00:41:24.000 The proportion.

00:41:25.000 For example, if we're the same weight, I'm going to carry it differently than she would.

00:41:32.000 You don't want to hear that.

00:41:33.000 You don't want to hear nothing.

00:41:36.000 We're telling you guys, the average black woman is 188 pounds and you guys are saying, it could be body type, it could be genetics, it could be she goes to the gym and it's muscle mass.

00:41:47.000 I'd give it a thousand with you guys.

00:41:48.000 I never see black women in the gym.

00:41:51.000 I'd be there, guys.

00:41:54.000 Others are there.

00:41:54.000 My gym is in a black area.

00:41:56.000 But are they black women?

00:41:59.000 Yeah, we have a woman cave just dedicated for women.

00:42:03.000 You fit?

00:42:04.000 No, I go to Amp Fitness.

00:42:07.000 Amp Fitness?

00:42:10.000 Shout out to Amp, you know.

00:42:11.000 Give me that free car, y'all.

00:42:14.000 Yeah, but the average gym don't have black girls like that, though.

00:42:16.000 No, but we're at my area.

00:42:17.000 I can't speak about anybody else.

00:42:19.000 Yeah, but that's an area that's predominantly black, so that would make sense.

00:42:21.000 But in general, like, I don't see black women at the gym almost ever.

00:42:25.000 Rarely. Yeah.

00:42:26.000 Some might work out at home.

00:42:28.000 I used to do yoga at home before I moved to the gym.

00:42:30.000 I never felt comfortable yet.

00:42:31.000 Yeah, you.

00:42:32.000 But the average, like the American, you know, check in, chop fries, Cheetos, onion rings.

00:42:38.000 Them dudes be good, though, y'all.

00:42:40.000 And the other thing, too, is, like, there's no excuse for any woman ever to be 188 pounds.

00:42:44.000 Like, I don't care how much ass you got.

00:42:46.000 Like, that's zero excuse.

00:42:47.000 You won't have no ass.

00:42:48.000 Some people can't get rid of their ass, though.

00:42:51.000 If you're tall, say if you're tall and you're 188 pounds, you're gonna carry it differently than somebody who's, like, 4'11".

00:42:57.000 The average woman's, like, 5'3", 5'4".

00:43:00.000 So there's no excuse to be 188 pounds.

00:43:02.000 All the women that I'm around, I'm the shortest.

00:43:04.000 Yeah, my mom is tall as hell.

00:43:05.000 My mom's, like, 5'11".

00:43:09.000 Bro, look, the average height for a non-Hispanic black woman in the U.S. is 5'4".

00:43:14.000 So, ladies, the average height is 5'4", and they're 188 pounds.

00:43:19.000 They're fat.

00:43:20.000 That's big.

00:43:21.000 Okay, that's what we're saying.

00:43:23.000 That's okay.

00:43:26.000 Y'all were trying to say we're incorrect.

00:43:29.000 We never said you were incorrect.

00:43:31.000 We just said there are different variables.

00:43:34.000 I didn't say incorrect.

00:43:35.000 I said it's inaccurate.

00:43:37.000 And then I said, yo, you understand that facts are not subjective.

00:43:41.000 They're objective.

00:43:42.000 But then these who said, oh, but my family is not like this.

00:43:46.000 So they put them to themselves.

00:43:47.000 And we're not saying your family or who you know.

00:43:49.000 We're saying that the average globally.

00:43:52.000 And I think that's absolutely fine.

00:43:53.000 If it's facts, that's fine.

00:43:55.000 Everything varies.

00:43:56.000 That's them, though.

00:43:57.000 I'll give you an example.

00:43:57.000 I don't think I'll ever let myself go away.

00:43:59.000 I'll give you an example.

00:44:00.000 If someone came up to me and said, yo, 8% of the American population are black men.

00:44:08.000 But that 8% is responsible for approximately 60% of the violent crime in the United States.

00:44:13.000 I want to sit there and be like, well, I'm a black man.

00:44:15.000 Every black guy I know isn't a criminal, so that fact is not true.

00:44:19.000 It's incorrect.

00:44:19.000 I think that's like a lie.

00:44:21.000 But it's the truth.

00:44:22.000 Though, it makes me look unfavorable because I'm a colored person.

00:44:26.000 Facts are facts.

00:44:27.000 I'm black too.

00:44:28.000 Right? But it's the truth.

00:44:30.000 8% of population commits 60% of the crimes.

00:44:32.000 When I tell y'all the average black woman is 188 pounds, y'all are like, I don't believe that.

00:44:36.000 It's crazy, bro.

00:44:37.000 I might be 188 pounds by the time I'm 30. No, but it's an average.

00:44:43.000 Not true.

00:44:43.000 You're fine by the average.

00:44:45.000 Big up to them.

00:44:46.000 Big up all the big boys.

00:44:50.000 So you want to win?

00:44:51.000 Yeah, she said she would basically Take care of her body and what was the other thing?

00:44:57.000 I didn't say the other thing.

00:44:59.000 I just want...

00:45:00.000 You just want one?

00:45:01.000 Okay. Because at first you said two things, I think.

00:45:03.000 Yeah, but it's going to be...

00:45:04.000 That they're making themselves attractive for their husband, you said?

00:45:06.000 Yeah. No, to have kids.

00:45:09.000 Oh, okay.

00:45:09.000 Got you.

00:45:10.000 To the guy that you actually like.

00:45:11.000 Yeah, to have kids with your dream man.

00:45:13.000 All right.

00:45:14.000 You're up next.

00:45:14.000 Go ahead.

00:45:17.000 I feel like...

00:45:19.000 Merch. I keep myself really clean.

00:45:23.000 Like... I feel like a lot of girls are really dirty.

00:45:26.000 As in what, though?

00:45:27.000 Like, vagina-wise?

00:45:28.000 Yeah, and, like, keeping themselves, like, you see it in your face, like, if you glow, or if, like, you look really dry, and, like, I don't know, some girls just look really dirty sometimes, so.

00:45:39.000 Okay. I feel like if you keep yourself clean and stuff like that, like, you have a clean pregnancy and all of that.

00:45:45.000 Because of all the stuff that comes outside of you and stuff.

00:45:47.000 I mean, that's a factor, because if I'm fucking a girl and she smells, it's like, nah, like, it's not gonna be...

00:45:53.000 Never know what she has, you know what I'm saying?

00:45:54.000 What if that baby come out smelling?

00:45:57.000 Hey, you crazy.

00:45:59.000 Okay, who's up next?

00:46:03.000 Yep, what are you doing?

00:46:04.000 I guess for your guy?

00:46:07.000 I think just like staying, like keep going to the gym and like cooking good food.

00:46:13.000 She already mentioned looks already.

00:46:15.000 Oh, um, looks, eating good, like cooking.

00:46:22.000 She said that too.

00:46:25.000 To have a kid that a guy you actually like.

00:46:29.000 Like the steps you're making to actually have a child.

00:46:32.000 Is eating good food.

00:46:35.000 Yeah. That's it.

00:46:38.000 And working.

00:46:41.000 Okay. How about you?

00:46:44.000 Kind of the same thing.

00:46:46.000 One, working to show that I'm able to handle things in case of anything or if anything ever happens out of the norm.

00:46:56.000 And also the characteristics to be wifely.

00:47:00.000 I feel like it takes on a lot like being able to be domestic.

00:47:06.000 Show him I can take care of the household and still manage little things so that he won't be worried that if he leaves he's going to come back to the house torn down, the baby crying, upside down on the couch, the cat pissing everywhere.

00:47:19.000 Just make sure I can be able to cook different things, do the laundry, still manage my job, and also take care of myself in the process.

00:47:28.000 You just wanted them to do one top thing, right?

00:47:29.000 Oh, just domestics.

00:47:32.000 Alright, cool.

00:47:33.000 What about you?

00:47:35.000 Yeah, for me, like, to have a good kid or whatever, I feel like me and my husband, we have to, like, have really good understanding with each other.

00:47:44.000 And understand each other.

00:47:46.000 Gotcha. Yeah, that's a big thing for me.

00:47:49.000 What about you, Paris?

00:47:50.000 Um, if I'm having, like, a kid with a man, like, I'd be, like, not working.

00:47:54.000 Like, I feel like that's the standard.

00:47:57.000 Right? Yeah.

00:47:58.000 How about you?

00:48:01.000 Um... I feel like the both of us have to just be...

00:48:05.000 But what would you benefit from you not working real quick?

00:48:08.000 Because you said...

00:48:09.000 I take care of the kid.

00:48:11.000 And he works.

00:48:12.000 And I take care of the kid.

00:48:13.000 If I had a kid.

00:48:16.000 Okay. Interesting.

00:48:19.000 Alright, what about you?

00:48:20.000 I feel like if I'm going to have a child by anyone that I love, we have to be spiritually aligned in some kind of way.

00:48:27.000 Or it's not going to work.

00:48:29.000 It's just not.

00:48:31.000 So, speciality pays the bills?

00:48:34.000 No, but we didn't talk about that.

00:48:35.000 Talking about what would we do...

00:48:37.000 What was the question again?

00:48:38.000 I'm sorry.

00:48:39.000 To have a kid with a guy that you actually like.

00:48:41.000 Well, you said one topic.

00:48:43.000 You said one topic.

00:48:44.000 Oh, to be attractive?

00:48:46.000 Yeah, he's saying...

00:48:46.000 The question was one step that you're taking to be attractive to your man that would have kids.

00:48:51.000 Oh, just make sure I keep it up.

00:48:52.000 Like, keep my looks up.

00:48:55.000 Keep my nails done.

00:48:56.000 Keep my feet done.

00:48:57.000 Be domestic, like Sade said.

00:49:00.000 Just keep myself up.

00:49:01.000 Nobody likes nobody who just runs themselves down.

00:49:05.000 People usually, when they get married, they get lazy.

00:49:07.000 They start to get fat.

00:49:09.000 So, there we go.

00:49:12.000 Well, I mean, like, the reason why I ask this question is because I see, like, how many girls are over 25 and older?

00:49:18.000 Only one, two, three?

00:49:20.000 Because, you know, most girls, they wait until they're 30. Paris said she wants to wait until she's 50. She's not a kid.

00:49:26.000 Before you know it, you're out here doing the same shit, going to clubs, going outside, you know, got bad habits, believe it or not.

00:49:34.000 Most girls have bad habits.

00:49:35.000 I'm not saying you girls.

00:49:36.000 We can ask them, why do you think you're single?

00:49:38.000 The reason why I'm single is because I just...

00:49:41.000 There's a lot of things that men do that are deal-breakers for me.

00:49:45.000 It could be the type of men that I'm dating, but at the same time...

00:49:48.000 What are the deal-breakers that you've always had to...

00:49:50.000 Cheating. Cheating.

00:49:53.000 Saying they're going to do something and don't do it.

00:49:56.000 Like what, though?

00:49:57.000 Do something like what?

00:49:58.000 Like, what do you mean?

00:49:59.000 Like, if you tell a man to do something, like, what do you mean?

00:50:01.000 Alright, well, which one's more important?

00:50:02.000 Hold on.

00:50:02.000 What if they told you, I'm gonna cheat on you and have other women, but they were honest?

00:50:06.000 Then would you care?

00:50:07.000 I've dealt with a situation like that until I just couldn't no more.

00:50:11.000 Okay, so you can't handle cheating, whether the honest or not.

00:50:14.000 I can't, yeah, I just can't handle it.

00:50:16.000 Um, yeah.

00:50:17.000 Alright. That's about it.

00:50:18.000 Don't tell me you're gonna do something and don't do it.

00:50:20.000 Alright. Especially if I didn't ask you in the first place.

00:50:23.000 Oh, I felt that.

00:50:26.000 Okay. So, also, don't tell her you're going to cheat and do it either.

00:50:29.000 Okay, great.

00:50:30.000 No, if you're going to cheat, it's up to me.

00:50:32.000 At least you gave me that choice.

00:50:33.000 I can respect that.

00:50:34.000 But like I said, I've dealt with that in the past, but now I can't deal with that.

00:50:37.000 That's just something I won't deal with.

00:50:40.000 What about you?

00:50:42.000 What was the question?

00:50:43.000 Why are you single?

00:50:43.000 When I date a guy, I get too crazy and I just can't deal with it.

00:50:49.000 Alright, define crazy.

00:50:51.000 Um, like...

00:50:53.000 They can't go anywhere.

00:50:54.000 They can't do anything.

00:50:55.000 They can't text anyone.

00:50:57.000 So you're on OnlyFans but you're trying to tell him what to do?

00:50:59.000 Yeah. Period.

00:51:02.000 Big pimpin'.

00:51:05.000 I mean, she's 19 and does only fun.

00:51:10.000 100 bodies, bro.

00:51:11.000 You guys believe that?

00:51:12.000 100? I 100% believe that, bro.

00:51:15.000 I think she undercounted.

00:51:18.000 So... But wait, so you said you get, so you try to tell your boyfriends what to do?

00:51:24.000 Yeah, for sure.

00:51:25.000 Are they your age?

00:51:26.000 No. They're older than you?

00:51:28.000 Yeah. Like, how old?

00:51:30.000 Like, 30. Oh, yeah, I believe that.

00:51:33.000 So, you get 30-year-old dudes, like, you go crazy on them because they don't listen to you.

00:51:38.000 Yeah. Well, yeah.

00:51:40.000 Have any of them ever complied?

00:51:42.000 Oh, yeah, all of them.

00:51:43.000 But then, then I just get too, like, overwhelmed, and then I'm just like, okay, and then I just leave.

00:51:49.000 So let me get this straight.

00:51:51.000 You get in a relationship with them, you tell them what to do, they listen to you, and then you leave them anyway.

00:51:56.000 Yeah, like a year later.

00:52:00.000 No, not a year later, Paris.

00:52:02.000 You're lying, bro.

00:52:03.000 I just read Poe Truths all over the place.

00:52:05.000 Paris, not a year later.

00:52:06.000 Because you said you're 19. A year later means...

00:52:08.000 Yeah, I've been dating since I was like 14. Alright, alright, alright.

00:52:13.000 Alright, alright.

00:52:14.000 Alright, um...

00:52:16.000 Interesting. Even so, a year later, it's like at least five guys.

00:52:19.000 Has there ever been a guy that didn't listen to you and it lasted longer?

00:52:23.000 No. If a guy doesn't listen to me, then I just don't talk to them.

00:52:26.000 So, what do you think kind of makes you the authority to tell men what to do?

00:52:33.000 I mean, if they want to be with me, then they should listen to me.

00:52:36.000 And if they don't, then it's fine.

00:52:39.000 Who do you think should be a leader in a relationship, though?

00:52:41.000 Men or women?

00:52:42.000 Women, for sure.

00:52:43.000 Okay. That's where that mindset comes from.

00:52:46.000 Men wouldn't be here if it wasn't for women.

00:52:48.000 I mean, points was made.

00:52:50.000 But you need sperm to get pregnant.

00:52:53.000 You can make sperm in a lab.

00:52:56.000 So, Paris, if we had 100 women on the island, do you think any babies would be born within that?

00:53:06.000 No men?

00:53:08.000 No. But if I put one man on the island, Within, what, five years?

00:53:14.000 You got a whole society going on, right?

00:53:16.000 Yeah. But, you got 99 men on the island, and one female.

00:53:20.000 She's gonna have one baby per year.

00:53:23.000 Yeah. And she might pass away.

00:53:25.000 Before you know it, we all die on the island, bro.

00:53:27.000 Jacking off.

00:53:27.000 Yeah. So, yeah.

00:53:30.000 So, who needs who more?

00:53:33.000 Alright, thank you.

00:53:34.000 Dr. Marco, man.

00:53:35.000 Yo, Marco, yo, Marco.

00:53:39.000 I think you gotta...

00:53:42.000 I don't think that demonstrates that we have more value.

00:53:45.000 We do have more value.

00:53:46.000 That exercise showed that they have more value, though.

00:53:50.000 We gotta bring the kid in.

00:53:53.000 No, one man can fuck a 9-9 woman.

00:53:55.000 He's more valuable.

00:53:57.000 Abort. No.

00:53:59.000 You're telling me if I'm a nigga going on an island, right, and I'm fucking 9-9 women, right?

00:54:07.000 I get what he's saying though because not all of the pregnancies could be viable.

00:54:11.000 You could easily miscarry all of that.

00:54:13.000 He could have a weak sperm count and nobody gets pregnant.

00:54:16.000 That's true too.

00:54:19.000 Jesus was born without it.

00:54:21.000 One lady is treated like a fucking trophy because she's having one baby.

00:54:25.000 I think what makes more sense is if you get a higher status guy he obviously carries more value than a woman does but the average man Versus average woman.

00:54:36.000 The average woman's gonna win every time.

00:54:38.000 Is what I think when I'm trying to, like...

00:54:40.000 That's why, like, women are all chasing the same small percentage of dudes.

00:54:44.000 We know that.

00:54:45.000 I see what you're trying to go with it, but it's fine.

00:54:48.000 Yeah, it's like, come on.

00:54:50.000 The Henny's taking effect, Chad.

00:54:51.000 Don't get mad at him.

00:54:51.000 Yo, Chad.

00:54:52.000 I mean, it's all gross.

00:54:53.000 You know what I'm saying, right?

00:54:54.000 Wait, so in your parents' relationship, who, like, runs things?

00:54:57.000 Your mom or your dad?

00:54:58.000 My mom.

00:55:00.000 Who made the millions?

00:55:01.000 Both of them, actually.

00:55:03.000 What'd they do?

00:55:04.000 My mom made the business and my dad helped her out.

00:55:07.000 But they were both business people.

00:55:09.000 What business is it?

00:55:11.000 My mom started a fashion company and she was making the NBA jerseys, all the stuff like that.

00:55:17.000 And then my dad, real estate.

00:55:20.000 So, real estate actually helped.

00:55:22.000 Wait, okay, hold on.

00:55:24.000 Who was the actual person that made the wealth?

00:55:26.000 Is it your dad?

00:55:27.000 A fashion company is one thing, but like...

00:55:30.000 Real estate is what actually makes people wealthy.

00:55:32.000 Well, my mom sold her company for $12.4 million.

00:55:35.000 And then my dad did a bunch of stuff.

00:55:38.000 So they both have money.

00:55:40.000 And my dad helped my mom out.

00:55:42.000 Okay. So your dad was independently rich before he met your mom?

00:55:45.000 Yeah. Well, just going out for probabilities here, if your mom was already rich when she met him, your dad probably had to be richer than her.

00:55:55.000 Yeah. They were both making money.

00:55:58.000 So your dad is the boss?

00:56:00.000 Sure, yeah.

00:56:01.000 I'm just trying to figure it out.

00:56:04.000 You're framing it as if your mom is the one that's successful and your dad just kind of rode her coattails.

00:56:09.000 But as I ask more questions, it's clear that he was independently wealthy, she was independently wealthy, and they came together.

00:56:15.000 And me just using common sense, women typically don't marry men that are lower than them socioeconomically.

00:56:21.000 And she sold her company to...

00:56:24.000 Yeah, and did she stop working after she sold her company?

00:56:28.000 No, they were...

00:56:29.000 No, no.

00:56:31.000 She sold it and retired.

00:56:33.000 Yeah, but your dad's still working?

00:56:34.000 No. They both retired.

00:56:36.000 Same time?

00:56:36.000 Yeah. Interesting.

00:56:41.000 Okay, well...

00:56:42.000 Okay. I think...

00:56:45.000 The whole concept of guys should be listening to her is interesting.

00:56:49.000 Alright. I mean, she's 19. Paris, a hundred guys saying no to you.

00:56:54.000 Don't you think you're the problem?

00:56:56.000 You mean I'm the problem?

00:56:58.000 Yeah, like you had a hundred dicks in you and then you're like, I said probably over a hundred.

00:57:04.000 You're correcting me on a higher body count?

00:57:06.000 Okay, fine.

00:57:07.000 But, you know, Paris, once again, you're not a bad looking girl and it's one of those things where eventually you're the problem.

00:57:16.000 It's okay to be the problem sometimes.

00:57:19.000 Alright, she's a freak.

00:57:22.000 Alright, they'll be freaks.

00:57:24.000 Then it's boring.

00:57:26.000 Alright, well then you'll be 35 with cats and saying, damn, I wish I would've done better when I was younger and tighter.

00:57:35.000 Someone said it's boring?

00:57:37.000 What's boring?

00:57:39.000 Having no problems.

00:57:40.000 In a relationship.

00:57:42.000 You know, you need to have that Little balance of arguing and like fighting so then you know like start understanding each other But uh fighting about what?

00:57:52.000 Like the do's and don'ts So many red pill truths are coming out right now.

00:57:56.000 That's great I mean but like but fighting about what though like what do you normally fight about if you're just bored?

00:58:03.000 What? You said that you wanted spicy right?

00:58:06.000 Yeah, like I mean just in general like in relationships.

00:58:10.000 It's not always like happy You know, there's gonna be problems, like...

00:58:14.000 And whose fault is that, though?

00:58:16.000 Is it the guys, mainly, or the girls?

00:58:20.000 The guys.

00:58:21.000 It's both.

00:58:21.000 It depends on what it is and how the relationship is.

00:58:24.000 I mean, but if you're a girl, you can just leave.

00:58:27.000 Not, you know...

00:58:28.000 Same with a guy.

00:58:29.000 No, well, a guy...

00:58:31.000 But do you think guys want arguments?

00:58:34.000 No, but girls don't want arguments either.

00:58:37.000 Okay, I just...

00:58:38.000 You just literally said it.

00:58:40.000 No, I'm saying, like, You just said women want arguments for drama.

00:58:45.000 No, I'm not saying for drama.

00:58:47.000 So it's not boring.

00:58:50.000 So I'm asking, like, you're saying, okay, women argue to not be bored, but do you think men want to argue?

00:58:56.000 No. Yeah, because the average guy that you're part of, they're working hard as fuck.

00:59:03.000 Then they come home, and then you're like, why are you home late?

00:59:08.000 What's up?

00:59:09.000 I'm Bart.

00:59:10.000 Can we go to Noble tonight?

00:59:11.000 Like, come on.

00:59:12.000 Let's go out and party.

00:59:13.000 Well, he wouldn't go out.

00:59:14.000 I know him.

00:59:15.000 I'll go out.

00:59:18.000 Well, you don't know him.

00:59:19.000 He's only two weeks in.

00:59:20.000 He's only two weeks in?

00:59:22.000 No, she's probably seen him before and now she stalks his page on IG and shit.

00:59:26.000 That's what it is.

00:59:27.000 What? I'm sure.

00:59:28.000 Y'all are an official, right?

00:59:30.000 Probably seeing other people?

00:59:31.000 No. Okay, maybe for you.

00:59:34.000 What about for him?

00:59:36.000 Definitely not.

00:59:37.000 How are you so sure?

00:59:39.000 Because I know his routine.

00:59:42.000 And I have his location.

00:59:44.000 Yo, she put a fucking...

00:59:46.000 Is he your age?

00:59:47.000 Yeah. So he's 23 and has money, so what does he do then?

00:59:55.000 He's 22. So he's younger than you.

00:59:59.000 And you said he makes...

01:00:01.000 What does he do to make a lot of money at 22?

01:00:06.000 I don't know how to explain it.

01:00:09.000 FBI, open up!

01:00:12.000 He's very smart.

01:00:13.000 He's a smart guy.

01:00:15.000 He helps brands.

01:00:22.000 He launches brands and all that.

01:00:25.000 There he is, officer.

01:00:29.000 Like marketing and stuff like that?

01:00:31.000 Yeah. Like business development?

01:00:32.000 Like he edits, like he'll make like videos and like...

01:00:36.000 Like let's say I have a brand and I need somebody, like yeah, he markets.

01:00:41.000 Yeah, but like you framed it like he's like super rich or something like that.

01:00:44.000 I mean, yeah, he's a working guy, but 22 years old.

01:00:47.000 He's a...

01:00:48.000 I don't know, I don't ask.

01:00:50.000 I don't care about money.

01:00:51.000 How'd you two meet though?

01:00:53.000 We actually met at an event.

01:00:56.000 What event?

01:00:57.000 It was at Art Basel last year.

01:01:01.000 Was it in a section?

01:01:03.000 No, it was like, you know, what was it?

01:01:07.000 Because Art Basel, those events, it could be free or it could be pricey.

01:01:12.000 So, did you meet him around people?

01:01:14.000 No, I just met him around people.

01:01:16.000 And then he approached you, right?

01:01:17.000 Yeah. He was like, what's up?

01:01:19.000 Yeah. And then you fucked on the first date or no?

01:01:22.000 No. Second?

01:01:26.000 No. Did y'all fuck at all?

01:01:27.000 Yeah, we definitely did.

01:01:29.000 She sucked his dick, bro.

01:01:32.000 I mean, I need that.

01:01:36.000 Basically, he's like a marketer, right?

01:01:39.000 A networker.

01:01:41.000 The question was, why are they still single, though?

01:01:43.000 Alright, so we'll go to her.

01:01:44.000 She said men don't listen to her, which is funny.

01:01:47.000 But what about you?

01:01:48.000 Why are you single?

01:01:50.000 I just feel like I haven't found one for me.

01:01:52.000 That's it.

01:01:55.000 Okay. Okay.

01:01:56.000 Yeah, but why have you not found one?

01:01:58.000 That's the question.

01:01:58.000 Because all the guys that want me, like, I don't know.

01:02:01.000 I just don't click with them.

01:02:03.000 So, what's your ideal man, then?

01:02:05.000 Top three traits about him?

01:02:08.000 Physical and top three...

01:02:09.000 Are they boring?

01:02:11.000 Are they ugly?

01:02:11.000 Are they broke?

01:02:12.000 Like, what is it that makes you say, I don't click with them?

01:02:15.000 I don't know.

01:02:15.000 They just always have something that throws me off.

01:02:18.000 I don't know.

01:02:19.000 Like small shit.

01:02:19.000 You get the ick.

01:02:20.000 Yeah. Alright, what is the biggest ick for you, then?

01:02:25.000 Okay. You gotta give me a second.

01:02:28.000 You're like the number one thing.

01:02:30.000 The biggest ick?

01:02:33.000 Friendly. Yeah, like, I don't know.

01:02:35.000 Definitely friendly.

01:02:36.000 Like, I literally back away so fast.

01:02:39.000 Oh, so that means he's trying too hard to...

01:02:42.000 No, friendly with other girls.

01:02:44.000 Like, if we're talking and I introduce you to my friends and you're talking to them more than me, like, you're weird.

01:02:50.000 Like, what is wrong with you?

01:02:52.000 Okay. I don't like that at all.

01:02:54.000 Okay, what about you?

01:02:56.000 What is, um, why are you single?

01:02:59.000 Um, I just have to find someone that aligns with me more.

01:03:02.000 Get a SARS.

01:03:04.000 Hmm? Okay, can you describe what needs to be aligned for you to, uh, not be single?

01:03:10.000 I don't know, just different things, like, um, culturally, um...

01:03:14.000 Does he have to be Jamaican too?

01:03:16.000 No. No, but I would love to have, um...

01:03:21.000 Like, have a relationship?

01:03:23.000 Be successful with a Jamaican?

01:03:25.000 Just like, because I did grow up with two Jamaican parents and I think they did a great job.

01:03:29.000 I feel like I'm educated and I was good morally.

01:03:34.000 So you're saying they have to be aligned culturally but then you just said they don't have to be Jamaican.

01:03:39.000 They don't have to be Jamaican to be culturally aligned.

01:03:41.000 I've met many Hispanics who have the same cultural family backgrounds, like the way they're raised with their siblings and stuff.

01:03:48.000 Okay, when you say cultural, are you talking about like traditional?

01:03:52.000 Relationship? What do you mean?

01:03:53.000 Yeah, like in the way you speak to me, in the way we do things in our household, how we want to raise our children, like our educational levels, like just the things that we just like to align in a way that we are both equally yoked.

01:04:10.000 Equally yoked?

01:04:11.000 Yeah, so that we don't have as many arguments, as you're saying.

01:04:14.000 I feel like when you find somebody that you're...

01:04:16.000 So you think being in a relationship, you want to...

01:04:18.000 So the reason why you're single is because you're not with someone who's equally yoked.

01:04:22.000 Yeah, I just haven't found somebody that is a...

01:04:25.000 Now, can you describe the definition of yoked?

01:04:28.000 Because people have different definitions for that word.

01:04:30.000 Okay, well, for that, I mean somebody who is on the same train as I am.

01:04:35.000 Somebody who does things the way I do things or similarly or...

01:04:41.000 Like what?

01:04:41.000 Like working?

01:04:42.000 Okay, I like to go to the gym.

01:04:46.000 So if he goes to the gym, I want a nigga that goes to the gym.

01:04:49.000 I eat healthy, I'm a pesky, I don't want somebody that goes to McDonald's 24-7.

01:04:54.000 If I decide I want to have one kid, I don't want to be with somebody who wants to have five.

01:05:00.000 It's just, I feel like if I want to, before I have kids, I want to be 30 before I have kids.

01:05:06.000 So if somebody...

01:05:07.000 And you're how old right now?

01:05:08.000 25? I'm 25. I want to be 30 when I have kids.

01:05:10.000 So if they want to push my biological clock to have kids before I want to, we're not equally yoked.

01:05:16.000 Like, guys.

01:05:17.000 Okay. So you want them to be equally yoked to you.

01:05:22.000 So do you want them to have the same amount of money as you, I guess, and stuff, too?

01:05:25.000 Because you only talked about the fitness stuff.

01:05:27.000 You didn't talk about any of the other stuff.

01:05:28.000 Yeah, as far as finances, if you and I have similar financial finances or you feel like they're higher than I am, that's fine.

01:05:37.000 Because I want to raise a child with the person I'm with, obviously.

01:05:40.000 Pull up the calculator, please.

01:05:42.000 Pull up the calculator.

01:05:44.000 Okay. So, you want them to be equal or better?

01:05:48.000 Both is fine.

01:05:50.000 Either or, right?

01:05:51.000 Either or.

01:05:52.000 But, he can't tell you when to have kids.

01:05:56.000 You're non-negotiable 30 years old.

01:05:59.000 If they're more financially stable and they think, okay, I'm going to take a certain responsibility in handling our child and our finances, then yes, I would.

01:06:09.000 So that will mean that you're not equally yoked?

01:06:11.000 It is, but you have to make, in order to have a healthy relationship, you have to have balance.

01:06:15.000 Everything can't be my way either.

01:06:17.000 So if you're doing things that make me happy, if you're able and you have the resources to do things also, then I must be able to agree with you as well.

01:06:27.000 That's what relationships are about.

01:06:29.000 Giving and taking.

01:06:30.000 Making each other's lives better.

01:06:32.000 Yeah, but he's better than you in all senses.

01:06:35.000 He makes more money than you.

01:06:36.000 He's stronger than you.

01:06:37.000 And then you want things to be equal?

01:06:40.000 Because once again, he makes more money than you, right?

01:06:42.000 Yeah, but equally, you don't have nothing to do with finances.

01:06:45.000 Well, to raise kids.

01:06:47.000 Well, in her definition, it seems like equally yoked is fitness-wise.

01:06:50.000 Not even fitness-wise, but personality-wise, characteristic-wise.

01:06:55.000 You didn't say that at all.

01:06:56.000 You literally just described fitness.

01:06:58.000 Characteristic-wise.

01:06:59.000 Compromising, maybe?

01:07:00.000 That's what I said earlier.

01:07:02.000 I have no problem compromising.

01:07:04.000 You have no problem trying to compromise with your man?

01:07:07.000 No. If he's making sense, why not?

01:07:11.000 Yeah, but it makes more sense than you.

01:07:13.000 Meaning money.

01:07:14.000 So, if he's a man, That's like, what, six foot tall, right?

01:07:17.000 Well, you know what?

01:07:18.000 Yeah, that's what I'm trying to go.

01:07:20.000 Alright, let's go into this.

01:07:22.000 What age, and ladies, this is our make a man calculator here, okay?

01:07:27.000 It is the most accurate assessment of men all across the United States.

01:07:30.000 So what is the minimum, and we pull from different data, U.S. Census Bureau, etc.

01:07:34.000 So, what is the minimum age you guys gotta be in the maximum age?

01:07:39.000 Fred 18 now?

01:07:40.000 Yeah. My age or older?

01:07:44.000 Alright, so 25 to?

01:07:46.000 To like 35. Alright, minimum height?

01:07:51.000 I'm 5'2", babe.

01:07:52.000 Can you be 5'3"?

01:07:54.000 No, like give me a 5'5".

01:07:56.000 At least a 5'5".

01:07:57.000 5'6", something.

01:08:00.000 The bare minimum.

01:08:01.000 Guys, I'm little.

01:08:02.000 Alright, give me a 5'6".

01:08:03.000 Yeah, give me 5'6".

01:08:04.000 Alright, race?

01:08:07.000 Honestly, I'm not no hater.

01:08:09.000 I like all races.

01:08:10.000 Chinese? Everybody's fine for me.

01:08:14.000 Alright. We'll do it with everything.

01:08:18.000 You would date an Indian guy too?

01:08:20.000 Like, thank you, come again?

01:08:21.000 I hate when you be doing that to me.

01:08:22.000 If you come with a corner store, hit my line.

01:08:26.000 There we go.

01:08:27.000 A lot of Indians enjoy that.

01:08:29.000 As I said, equally yoked.

01:08:32.000 I have an associate.

01:08:33.000 So right now, if you have an associate, start up.

01:08:35.000 Hit my line.

01:08:37.000 Minimum income per year?

01:08:39.000 If I want us to raise a kid, Child.

01:08:44.000 Child. All right, give me a 60. A 60 what?

01:08:49.000 K per year?

01:08:50.000 A year.

01:08:51.000 Yeah. All right.

01:08:52.000 Yeah, let me just leave it there because I don't want no kids or nothing right now.

01:08:56.000 I'm not putting no stress on nobody.

01:08:57.000 I can't have nobody way over me.

01:08:59.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:09:00.000 I'm still working on my life.

01:09:01.000 Can he be married?

01:09:01.000 Hell no.

01:09:02.000 I don't want him to be married.

01:09:03.000 Can he be obese?

01:09:04.000 No. Sorry, Mo.

01:09:06.000 Thank you, Chris.

01:09:07.000 Thanks for the clock.

01:09:09.000 All right.

01:09:10.000 Let's see.

01:09:15.000 Yeah, she scored.

01:09:17.000 Alright, 3 out of 5 cat bags.

01:09:18.000 I already have a cat, guys.

01:09:21.000 So, 4% of men meet your requirements.

01:09:24.000 Your bare minimum requirements.

01:09:26.000 So you might have a chance.

01:09:27.000 Still 96%.

01:09:28.000 96% don't qualify, but 4% do.

01:09:31.000 You got a chance.

01:09:32.000 3 out of 5 cat bags.

01:09:33.000 Congratulations. Alright, let's go on to the next person.

01:09:36.000 Why are you single?

01:09:38.000 I guess you're not single, but why did it take you so long to find a guy then?

01:09:42.000 Is the question I can ask you.

01:09:47.000 Just because of what I do, honestly.

01:09:51.000 I think that...

01:09:52.000 Oh, OnlyFans.

01:09:54.000 Yeah, and because a lot of guys that I would go for, I wanted them to be successful and a lot of them cared about it.

01:10:05.000 Also, just...

01:10:06.000 So, OF is your biggest obstacle.

01:10:09.000 They kept you from relationships.

01:10:11.000 What about you?

01:10:14.000 Until you found your guy three weeks ago, what was messing you up?

01:10:18.000 I feel like I asked for a lot.

01:10:22.000 There's just a lot that I expect and need in order to...

01:10:27.000 What are those expectations that keep you single?

01:10:32.000 Priority, like, I need to be prioritized extremely.

01:10:35.000 Like, it's first you, then me, then everybody else.

01:10:42.000 You need to be clean.

01:10:45.000 You need to have, like, you need to be on your stuff.

01:10:47.000 You can't, like, be slacking in life and stuff.

01:10:51.000 So it's been tough to find a guy that prioritizes himself and is clean?

01:10:55.000 And that gives me everything I want, yeah.

01:10:58.000 What do you want?

01:11:01.000 Everything And the cleanliness That's clean

01:11:21.000 over there What is the city again?

01:11:24.000 So yeah, we're asking like what keeps you single so you're saying They don't prioritize themselves and they're not clean.

01:11:32.000 Yeah, they just don't give.

01:11:33.000 They're not giving.

01:11:35.000 Chad is saying that you're a crackhead.

01:11:37.000 You're a weed.

01:11:38.000 I'm reading the chat right now.

01:11:40.000 Well, they're twacked.

01:11:42.000 No, I took the weed.

01:11:44.000 They're saying your personality is very dragon.

01:11:46.000 You're like, oh, yeah.

01:11:47.000 My personality.

01:11:48.000 He has to care about me.

01:11:51.000 Okay, Chad.

01:11:54.000 It's probably why the guy you dated Just got bored and just left?

01:11:58.000 Bored is crazy.

01:11:59.000 You can never get bored with me.

01:12:00.000 Oh yeah?

01:12:01.000 So what's two things about you that's exciting?

01:12:04.000 Exciting? Well, I don't know.

01:12:05.000 I just always keep you on your toes.

01:12:06.000 If you don't know, I don't want to know.

01:12:08.000 No, like I always keep you on your toes.

01:12:10.000 Like drugs and shit?

01:12:13.000 Yeah, he's trying to figure out what makes you interesting.

01:12:17.000 Like... You got it.

01:12:19.000 I don't...

01:12:20.000 I believe in you.

01:12:24.000 I just like...

01:12:26.000 Take love.

01:12:27.000 I don't know like...

01:12:28.000 Like something physical that a guy can brag about you to his boys.

01:12:33.000 Like yo my girl's lit man.

01:12:35.000 She likes anime with me.

01:12:36.000 She talks about shit shit.

01:12:37.000 Like guys are very simple like that.

01:12:39.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:12:39.000 Or hey you know...

01:12:41.000 Like, something that a guy can brag about to his family members.

01:12:44.000 I'm on vibe.

01:12:45.000 I'm chill.

01:12:45.000 But what the vibe is, though.

01:12:47.000 Like, if a guy was hanging out with you.

01:12:49.000 Match any vibe.

01:12:50.000 But what?

01:12:50.000 Like, match what?

01:12:51.000 Drug dealing?

01:12:52.000 Like, you know, math?

01:12:53.000 Chess? Oh, my God.

01:12:54.000 You were drunk.

01:12:55.000 Anime vibes?

01:12:56.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:12:57.000 Like, something like that.

01:12:58.000 Well, I'm trying to figure out.

01:12:59.000 Okay, because if I was going out to, like, a convention, right?

01:13:01.000 I'm like, okay, what is interesting about you that I can bring?

01:13:06.000 Like, what do you do?

01:13:07.000 What is your unique situation?

01:13:10.000 Like, what makes us stay up at night?

01:13:12.000 It's our sex.

01:13:14.000 Of course, pussy is, you know.

01:13:18.000 So, what is it?

01:13:20.000 Come on, tell me.

01:13:21.000 There you go.

01:13:27.000 Don't gossip about her.

01:13:28.000 I'm trying to help out, ladies.

01:13:29.000 Bad influences.

01:13:30.000 I told you don't discuss sex.

01:13:34.000 And you're gonna say, oh, okay.

01:13:36.000 So, what else?

01:13:38.000 We both like girls.

01:13:40.000 Besides anything physical.

01:13:42.000 I have no idea.

01:13:43.000 Okay. Alright.

01:13:44.000 That's all you have to say.

01:13:45.000 You have no idea.

01:13:46.000 So does he.

01:13:48.000 Okay. So, bro, isn't it crazy?

01:13:52.000 Oh, I need everything.

01:13:53.000 Alright, well, what do I get in return?

01:13:56.000 Bro, I'm a vibe.

01:13:59.000 I'm a vibe.

01:14:00.000 We both like girls.

01:14:01.000 Well, like, why would she like you?

01:14:04.000 Like, why would a girl like you?

01:14:05.000 Yo, this shit crazy.

01:14:06.000 Like, if I had a bad bitch next to me, right?

01:14:08.000 I need everything.

01:14:09.000 No, no, no.

01:14:10.000 If I had a bad bitch next to me, right?

01:14:12.000 And I'm like, you know what?

01:14:13.000 She's a vibe.

01:14:14.000 Go talk to her.

01:14:16.000 Nah, this girl is pretty, but she's boring as fuck.

01:14:18.000 Nah, she's genuine and very caring.

01:14:20.000 And she's loyal.

01:14:21.000 Because I have to talk to her, because she can't talk for herself, apparently.

01:14:24.000 Bro, she just said that you're not a virgin.

01:14:26.000 What are you talking about, bro?

01:14:29.000 The hell?

01:14:30.000 Oh, man.

01:14:31.000 She's really caring and loyal.

01:14:33.000 But you ain't a virgin.

01:14:35.000 No, no, but that's loyalty, too.

01:14:39.000 She embarrasses you in front of tens of thousands of people.

01:14:42.000 But she's loyal enough to say, hey, listen, girl, stop capping me.

01:14:45.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:14:46.000 I think that's where she comes from.

01:14:47.000 She was trying to run with that shit.

01:14:50.000 I'm a virgin.

01:14:51.000 She just pulled her card immediately.

01:14:53.000 As soon as I said shit, she's like, nah, girl.

01:14:57.000 Keep it real.

01:14:58.000 She got a bigger body count than you, don't she?

01:15:00.000 No. I'm saying she has a bigger body count than she does.

01:15:05.000 Yep. I don't know.

01:15:09.000 It's hard to tell nowadays.

01:15:11.000 You what?

01:15:12.000 Virgin and you?

01:15:14.000 Um, you guys can believe whatever you guys want.

01:15:17.000 Below ten.

01:15:18.000 Below ten, bro.

01:15:19.000 Yeah, I think she got more.

01:15:21.000 Cause she lied about it.

01:15:24.000 She tried to deceive.

01:15:25.000 She tried to deceive.

01:15:27.000 You know what I mean?

01:15:31.000 She's probably like the loyal one.

01:15:32.000 You can see it on her face.

01:15:34.000 She's like, I don't give a fuck.

01:15:36.000 Dumb but loyal.

01:15:37.000 This one dumb but loyal, but this one is like, you know, this one is like, uh, she's slippery.

01:15:43.000 She tries to deceive.

01:15:44.000 Yeah, you can't trust her.

01:15:45.000 She's slippery.

01:15:46.000 She is loyal but dumb.

01:15:47.000 This one is deceptive.

01:15:48.000 And a liar.

01:15:49.000 Period. Clock it.

01:15:52.000 Clock it.

01:15:56.000 She's like too, you know what I mean, like zannied out or weeded out to try to lie, right?

01:16:03.000 She won't even remember the lie she said 10 seconds ago.

01:16:05.000 This one, though.

01:16:06.000 I'm a virgin!

01:16:07.000 Yeah. She lucid and lying in your face.

01:16:10.000 You know?

01:16:11.000 Hey, listen, man.

01:16:12.000 As long as we lie, too.

01:16:13.000 Hey, man.

01:16:14.000 Yeah, we fucking lie.

01:16:17.000 Yeah, it's either she got more or they got the same.

01:16:21.000 It's one of the two.

01:16:21.000 Either she got more or they're the same.

01:16:23.000 That's what I think.

01:16:24.000 Chad, what do y'all think?

01:16:26.000 Yo, Moe, do a poll, man.

01:16:28.000 Nah, it's not that serious.

01:16:30.000 And then, what was the last one?

01:16:31.000 Oh, no.

01:16:32.000 Well, she has her guy, so she's good.

01:16:34.000 I was going to say, what keeps her single, but she's showing up like that.

01:16:38.000 What keeps you not married?

01:16:41.000 Oh, shit.

01:16:41.000 Yeah, four years.

01:16:42.000 Why do you not marry, yo?

01:16:43.000 You're dirty, bro.

01:16:44.000 Yeah, sign off.

01:16:45.000 Yeah. That's a good question, Chris.

01:16:47.000 Four years.

01:16:48.000 Actually, we did try to get married, but it's complicated.

01:16:53.000 Wait, how old is he?

01:16:55.000 Uh, 33. What does he do for work?

01:16:58.000 Um, he works...

01:17:00.000 I can't really explain.

01:17:02.000 He do, like, inventory.

01:17:03.000 Yeah, let's keep it at that.

01:17:04.000 Oh, inventory.

01:17:05.000 Oh, inventory.

01:17:07.000 Yeah. Inventory.

01:17:10.000 Come on, wait, what?

01:17:11.000 Is it Amazon?

01:17:14.000 Yeah. Dealer.

01:17:19.000 No, for real.

01:17:21.000 But it ain't Prime.

01:17:26.000 It's Prime Product, but not Prime.

01:17:30.000 It's Prime Product, but not Prime.

01:17:33.000 I'll tell y'all that, man.

01:17:34.000 Bro, okay, so...

01:17:36.000 Okay, so what's holding you guys back from getting married, then?

01:17:40.000 Well, we went to the courthouse, and we had needed some certain paperwork, and we didn't have that paperwork.

01:17:46.000 So we got to go back and get married.

01:17:48.000 Oh, so he's about...

01:17:48.000 What is that?

01:17:49.000 Is he...

01:17:49.000 Okay, he's not a U.S. citizen?

01:17:51.000 No. Like, no.

01:17:54.000 What is he, Hispanic?

01:17:56.000 FBI, open up!

01:17:57.000 Did you make it?

01:17:58.000 Haitian? No.

01:17:59.000 Yes. Haitian?

01:18:00.000 Hey, hey!

01:18:01.000 Hey, hey!

01:18:02.000 Yeah, we'd be on that.

01:18:03.000 Oh. All right, well, why did y'all get ceremony...

01:18:07.000 I mean, that don't matter.

01:18:07.000 He's Christian, right?

01:18:08.000 Or Catholic?

01:18:10.000 I think he's Catholic.

01:18:11.000 You think?

01:18:12.000 Why don't y'all just get married in the church?

01:18:13.000 You don't need the state to recognize it.

01:18:16.000 Um... Oh, no, that's good.

01:18:18.000 I don't really...

01:18:19.000 He don't really go to church.

01:18:21.000 Yeah, we know.

01:18:21.000 He got a second family.

01:18:22.000 He probably do.

01:18:26.000 What area does he live around, if you don't mind me asking?

01:18:30.000 Y'all know that he's Broward.

01:18:31.000 North Miami?

01:18:32.000 Oh, Broward.

01:18:33.000 Yeah, but he's from Little Haiti.

01:18:36.000 Yeah. Yeah.

01:18:37.000 Bro, hold on, man.

01:18:38.000 This don't make sense.

01:18:41.000 So, I'm gonna assume he's here illegally, which is why you're so reluctant to answer questions.

01:18:45.000 Yes. Okay.

01:18:46.000 So, if he's here illegally, like, it should behoove him to marry you so that he can get some kind of status.

01:18:53.000 Why did he, like...

01:18:54.000 He's trying to work for it.

01:18:56.000 Right. We tried, but that's what I'm saying.

01:18:58.000 She went right to the courthouse.

01:18:59.000 She got a petition with CIS.

01:19:01.000 Well, we didn't know.

01:19:02.000 We thought that was the way to do it.

01:19:04.000 So we just went to the courthouse and tried to get married.

01:19:06.000 So this nigga didn't do his homework, his research and shit?

01:19:09.000 No. So, yo bro, let me get this straight.

01:19:12.000 So y'all wanted to get married and y'all just went straight to the courthouse.

01:19:15.000 You didn't like...

01:19:16.000 Do research, done.

01:19:17.000 I mean, we Googled it, and they said go to the...

01:19:19.000 Wait, Google?

01:19:22.000 That's real.

01:19:24.000 I ain't never been married before.

01:19:27.000 She went on Grok.

01:19:30.000 She didn't even go on Grok, man.

01:19:32.000 She should've went on Grok.

01:19:34.000 Because, bro, in my head, I'm like, yo, if this dude is here illegally, he should do everything in his power to try to marry you, so why has it not been done yet?

01:19:42.000 Well, he doesn't know.

01:19:43.000 Google.com.

01:19:44.000 But the thing is, it's like...

01:19:45.000 Nah, man.

01:19:46.000 I think she's annoying, bro.

01:19:47.000 I think that nigga's like, I don't know if I can do this.

01:19:49.000 No, no.

01:19:49.000 But... You're right.

01:19:51.000 He's risking peril of getting deported because he's like, I don't know if I can do this.

01:19:54.000 No, but you're right, though.

01:19:55.000 Because every day he stays in the U.S., especially under the Trump administration, it, like, becomes more and more dangerous.

01:20:01.000 Isn't it kind of a red flag?

01:20:02.000 He hasn't married her yet?

01:20:03.000 No, but, like, the whole red flag is...

01:20:05.000 Right. And shout out to him.

01:20:06.000 I don't want him knocking on my fucking door.

01:20:08.000 Why the fuck are you with him, though?

01:20:10.000 At 30. Like, something's up.

01:20:13.000 Because it's like, you wouldn't be in with a nigga doing all this crazy shit.

01:20:16.000 He a sweet talker, ain't he?

01:20:19.000 But she's 30 years old, though.

01:20:22.000 She said inventory.

01:20:23.000 Bro, that nigga's a scammer.

01:20:24.000 No, yay!

01:20:25.000 Now that I know that he's a Haitian, a legal support up.

01:20:27.000 Inventory, you're fucking a licensor.

01:20:29.000 We'll be next!

01:20:31.000 Inventory, fucking PII.

01:20:32.000 Private information, like, nah, man.

01:20:35.000 In Little Haiti?

01:20:36.000 In Little Haiti, too.

01:20:36.000 Come on, that nigga's a scammer.

01:20:37.000 1,000%.

01:20:38.000 So tell me, why are you with him, though, at 30?

01:20:40.000 Because you said you want kids, right?

01:20:42.000 I do.

01:20:43.000 I mean, honestly, I never really, like, expected all of this to go down.

01:20:48.000 Like, to be facing...

01:20:49.000 What is this?

01:20:50.000 A podcast?

01:20:50.000 Not the podcast.

01:20:52.000 Just, like, Trump and all this stuff.

01:20:54.000 You know, like, we got together.

01:20:55.000 Man, don't blame Trump.

01:20:57.000 Don't blame Trump now.

01:20:59.000 You didn't vote for Trump?

01:21:00.000 Or you didn't vote at all?

01:21:01.000 I couldn't vote.

01:21:04.000 Why you couldn't vote?

01:21:05.000 Oh, two criminals.

01:21:06.000 No, nigga, because of my...

01:21:08.000 Are you a convicted felon?

01:21:19.000 No, I registered to vote down here, but I'm still registered in my home state, so they wouldn't allow me to vote here.

01:21:26.000 Who would you vote for?

01:21:28.000 I don't know.

01:21:30.000 Probably Kamala.

01:21:31.000 I mean, Wisconsin is an important state, man.

01:21:33.000 It is.

01:21:34.000 So you could have just voted...

01:21:36.000 Like, mail-in ballot.

01:21:37.000 I thought about that, but then they started selling the mailboxes on fire, so I was like, you know what, they gonna burn my damn ballot up anyway.

01:21:45.000 It was just too much for me.

01:21:47.000 They were setting them on fire.

01:21:50.000 They were, like, bombing them, setting them on fire.

01:21:53.000 But that's, like, a minor thing, though.

01:21:56.000 What? Fire.

01:21:58.000 Did anyone else hear a vote?

01:22:00.000 No. Alright, good.

01:22:03.000 What were you gonna say?

01:22:06.000 One more?

01:22:06.000 I said W. Okay.

01:22:11.000 Given, ladies, I gotta ask this question.

01:22:12.000 Since you guys have been listening on this panel to some of the opinions of the ladies here on the panel from different walks of life, different ages, do you guys think women should be able to vote?

01:22:21.000 Yes. Even though you guys have been here listening to the same conversation as us?

01:22:26.000 Yes. Well, when you put it like that...

01:22:30.000 Y'all think women should still be able to vote?

01:22:32.000 Yes. I can only speak for my...

01:22:35.000 I think I should be able to, but I didn't vote, so either way it go.

01:22:39.000 Yeah, like, you're up and voted, man.

01:22:41.000 At all.

01:22:43.000 Do you think men should allow women to lead, given the conversation that we've had so far up to this point?

01:22:49.000 No. Not at all.

01:22:52.000 Damn! How many of you say no?

01:22:54.000 Raise your hands if you think men should always lead and it should not be women.

01:22:57.000 Raise your hands if you think men should lead.

01:22:59.000 Only one?

01:22:59.000 I heard more than one no.

01:23:01.000 Yeah, I know.

01:23:01.000 I heard like five.

01:23:03.000 Damn, y'all niggas can't even lead yourselves to raise your hand.

01:23:05.000 I know, right?

01:23:06.000 It's like...

01:23:06.000 Okay, ladies, I'm gonna ask again.

01:23:09.000 Given the conversation that we've had so far, do you guys think women should lead men?

01:23:14.000 So far.

01:23:15.000 Yes or no?

01:23:16.000 No. No?

01:23:17.000 Yes. I know you for you.

01:23:19.000 Occupations? Yes or no?

01:23:22.000 Yeah. Okay.

01:23:23.000 Women should lead men?

01:23:24.000 Yeah, I mean, it should be...

01:23:25.000 I don't believe in that.

01:23:27.000 Like, I don't...

01:23:27.000 What is that?

01:23:28.000 Yeah, but...

01:23:29.000 Like he's saying, given what you heard so far, do you think that you would trust any of these girls to lead?

01:23:34.000 I trust myself.

01:23:35.000 I don't know.

01:23:36.000 I don't know these people.

01:23:37.000 Once again, given what you heard so far...

01:23:39.000 Between a man and a woman.

01:23:42.000 It's fine.

01:23:43.000 Bro, they don't comprehend the question.

01:23:44.000 It's fine.

01:23:44.000 No, but...

01:23:45.000 He just asked another, like, entirely different thing.

01:23:50.000 Like, it wasn't...

01:23:51.000 The question you asked.

01:23:53.000 He was trying to be more specific, but...

01:23:55.000 Alright, it's fine.

01:23:58.000 We gotta keep it simple, bro.

01:24:00.000 On this one.

01:24:00.000 You're right, though.

01:24:02.000 It's not Friday, bro.

01:24:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:04.000 We gotta keep it simple.

01:24:05.000 Alright! So, Mo, you wanna give us the thing and we'll get into the topic at hand?

01:24:10.000 We got a video for this one.

01:24:11.000 Go ahead, Mo.

01:24:12.000 Yes, this is about a guy who just had enough of it, man.

01:24:17.000 You know what?

01:24:18.000 Maybe he's gonna just assume the worst.

01:24:21.000 What does it mean if she's not texting back?

01:24:26.000 Yep. And I will ask this real quick, ladies.

01:24:30.000 Do you want to play the video first, Moe?

01:24:32.000 Or do you want to...

01:24:32.000 Yeah. Or question?

01:24:35.000 Question, question.

01:24:36.000 Question first?

01:24:36.000 Okay. Ladies, have you ever not texted back or contacted a guy that you were actually interested in?

01:24:43.000 Maybe you forgot, slipped your mind or something like that, and then you fucked it up.

01:24:46.000 Have you ever done that?

01:24:47.000 Or has every person you've curved, you decided to do that?

01:24:50.000 We'll start here.

01:24:53.000 So you're saying...

01:24:54.000 Have you ever not responded to or curved a guy that you actually were interested in?

01:24:58.000 Maybe you just forgot or some shit came up or whatever, or has every person that you curved, it was, no, it was deliberate, this was my intention?

01:25:05.000 No, it's not always deliberate.

01:25:08.000 So there's been like one or two that slipped?

01:25:10.000 Yeah. Why did you hit them back?

01:25:13.000 I mean, I smoke.

01:25:14.000 Sometimes I just forget.

01:25:17.000 Sometimes I just forget.

01:25:18.000 Okay, what about you?

01:25:20.000 I'm a very clingy person, so I'm always answering back, and the only reason I wouldn't is because I'm sleeping or busy or doing something.

01:25:29.000 So everyone that you've carved, you actually wanted to do that?

01:25:33.000 Never slipped your mind?

01:25:34.000 No. Do you smoke too?

01:25:36.000 Yeah. So you never forgot about anybody?

01:25:41.000 You always remember?

01:25:42.000 Yeah, because I'm really clingy.

01:25:43.000 I'm all about my person.

01:25:45.000 Alright. What about you?

01:25:49.000 No. Okay, so none ever slipped the cracks for you.

01:25:53.000 Wait, what was the question?

01:25:57.000 Like, have I curved somebody?

01:25:59.000 I forgot.

01:26:00.000 Oh yeah, I have.

01:26:02.000 But the question is, has you ever curved a guy that you actually liked?

01:26:06.000 Yeah. Okay, so you let a few slip through.

01:26:09.000 Yeah. What about you?

01:26:13.000 Um... Probably like one or two.

01:26:15.000 But it's probably just because I was just working a lot and just got really exhausted or something.

01:26:21.000 And then I just left it alone.

01:26:23.000 But usually I'm kind of like her.

01:26:25.000 So you didn't follow up and he didn't follow up and you just got lost?

01:26:28.000 Probably like one time, yeah.

01:26:30.000 What about you?

01:26:31.000 I feel like yeah.

01:26:33.000 Because I don't know.

01:26:34.000 I just probably didn't have Riz.

01:26:36.000 I don't know.

01:26:37.000 I couldn't.

01:26:38.000 When I really, really like someone, I kind of get nervous.

01:26:41.000 And I feel like I kind of make them drift.

01:26:43.000 Way. Okay, so you left them on red or didn't respond to them because you were nervous?

01:26:48.000 No, I just feel like I'm really dry.

01:26:51.000 So they got bored by you on left?

01:26:53.000 Probably. I don't know.

01:26:56.000 But that was in the past because I got over that already.

01:27:00.000 When I like someone now, I'm like, okay, I like this guy.

01:27:03.000 So you got Riz now is what you're saying?

01:27:04.000 I guess, yeah, I got Riz.

01:27:06.000 You learned.

01:27:08.000 I don't think women need Riz.

01:27:13.000 You're right, though.

01:27:13.000 They don't need Riz, bro.

01:27:15.000 Like, they need looks.

01:27:16.000 You know, I always laugh when women say they have Riz.

01:27:18.000 I don't think any women have Riz.

01:27:20.000 No. Don't do that.

01:27:21.000 So false.

01:27:22.000 It's Riz.

01:27:23.000 Riz? Yeah.

01:27:24.000 Who has Riz?

01:27:25.000 All the little men.

01:27:27.000 All the little men.

01:27:30.000 It's why y'all have no kids.

01:27:31.000 You guys know what Riz is short for?

01:27:32.000 It's why y'all have no kids right now.

01:27:34.000 You guys know what Riz is short for?

01:27:35.000 What? Razzle-dazzle.

01:27:37.000 Renaissance. Razzle-dazzle.

01:27:39.000 Wow. Wow.

01:27:41.000 So no one knows where Riz comes from?

01:27:44.000 No. It comes from...

01:27:46.000 Jizz. It comes from charisma.

01:27:50.000 I definitely have charisma.

01:27:53.000 Oh really?

01:27:55.000 You have charisma?

01:27:56.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:27:56.000 I definitely have charisma.

01:27:59.000 Two tablespoons.

01:28:05.000 I don't know.

01:28:06.000 I think during the course of this interview, I think the chat would disagree that y'all got Riz, but that's fine.

01:28:11.000 Okay. Have you ever let one slip through the cracks?

01:28:14.000 Not responding to a guy that you liked?

01:28:15.000 I always text back.

01:28:17.000 I used to date this guy, and I would text him back when I was with another guy.

01:28:21.000 Like, even.

01:28:22.000 Let come in, man.

01:28:24.000 I believe her.

01:28:27.000 You X. I love that.

01:28:29.000 I believe her.

01:28:30.000 Alright, so every guy that you curved, it was a deliberate decision.

01:28:34.000 It's not like someone slipped through the crack?

01:28:36.000 Yeah. Alright, what about you?

01:28:38.000 Every guy you curved deliberate and it was the mate?

01:28:41.000 Every guy I curved was deliberate because I love love.

01:28:45.000 If I like you, I'm gonna text you.

01:28:48.000 If I don't, I just won't.

01:28:49.000 Yeah, but wouldn't it be fair to say that relationships don't start off with love?

01:28:52.000 No, that's true, but there's clearly something about you that I don't like.

01:28:57.000 Like after talking for so long, it's just like, okay, no.

01:29:00.000 I mean, stop finding shit to not like.

01:29:02.000 Just like appreciate what you like.

01:29:03.000 I'm not looking for nothing that I don't like.

01:29:04.000 There's a lot of things about other people

01:29:06.000 No, I never got into specifics.

01:29:14.000 She just said ick.

01:29:17.000 No, I didn't say ick.

01:29:18.000 She said ick.

01:29:19.000 No, no, no, but you were clarifying before you got the ick.

01:29:21.000 You find things to pick about because there's probably something about you that you're not confident about.

01:29:25.000 Just learn to love his faults.

01:29:28.000 Oh my God.

01:29:30.000 You see?

01:29:31.000 The ick.

01:29:31.000 No, I didn't get the ick.

01:29:35.000 It's just certain things.

01:29:36.000 For example, I was having a conversation with somebody just explaining something that I didn't like that he did.

01:29:46.000 Just explaining it.

01:29:47.000 And I was like, maybe I could work on this.

01:29:49.000 You're just talking.

01:29:50.000 And because he didn't understand me, he got upset.

01:29:53.000 Like you're a fucking idiot.

01:29:55.000 I'm literally telling you what's wrong.

01:29:58.000 I'm telling you what is happening and your dumb ass can't comprehend what the fuck I'm talking about.

01:30:04.000 Alright, so what was happening though?

01:30:07.000 I don't want to talk about that.

01:30:09.000 You see?

01:30:10.000 That's why he was like fucking annoyed.

01:30:12.000 I could talk about it.

01:30:14.000 I could actually talk about it.

01:30:16.000 I don't like when men are mean to me.

01:30:18.000 Mean to you?

01:30:18.000 Yeah. Disrespectful.

01:30:20.000 Not disrespectful.

01:30:21.000 He wasn't necessarily disrespectful.

01:30:22.000 He was just certain things.

01:30:23.000 Just mean.

01:30:24.000 I will ask a simple question and his delivery is on.

01:30:28.000 Come on.

01:30:29.000 No, I'm telling you.

01:30:30.000 For example, I call him, I ask him, Hey, can I send you money so you could sell it to me?

01:30:37.000 Why? Why, nigga?

01:30:41.000 Why are you asking why?

01:30:42.000 Can I just send you the bread so you can Zelle it to me?

01:30:44.000 That's it.

01:30:44.000 He was like, I don't have Zelle.

01:30:46.000 But why do you have to say it like that?

01:30:48.000 I'm just asking you a simple question.

01:30:50.000 What the fuck is the problem?

01:30:52.000 Why? How else is he supposed to say, I don't have Zelle?

01:30:56.000 No, it was...

01:30:57.000 All you could have said was, nah, I don't have Zelle.

01:30:59.000 He was like, I don't have Zelle.

01:31:01.000 I'm bothering you or something.

01:31:03.000 Alright, so...

01:31:05.000 Here's why he came at you that way.

01:31:06.000 From a nigger.

01:31:09.000 Hey, yo.

01:31:10.000 I'm black, whatever.

01:31:13.000 Like, perspective, right?

01:31:15.000 Because he doesn't have Zell because he's broke.

01:31:20.000 No, he's actually really not broke.

01:31:21.000 No, because his bank account, come on, Zell's easy to get, right?

01:31:24.000 So he felt offended that you're prying into his, like, what he has, you know what I'm saying?

01:31:29.000 So he's like, oh, shit.

01:31:30.000 I know for sure he's not broke.

01:31:34.000 He done some ratchet shit, you know what I'm saying?

01:31:37.000 I don't know what the fuck, but it doesn't matter what the fuck the issue was.

01:31:41.000 All you could have said was, hey, I don't have Zell, I'm sorry.

01:31:45.000 It was his tone.

01:31:46.000 It was the delivery.

01:31:48.000 What the fuck your problem is, bitch?

01:31:51.000 I'm just asking you a simple question.

01:31:52.000 All you had to say was, nah, I don't have Zell.

01:31:54.000 Or even if you was busy and got annoyed because I called you, don't take that shit out on me.

01:31:58.000 I don't give a fuck.

01:32:00.000 But guys are weird when it comes to girls asking for money.

01:32:03.000 I said I was going to send you.

01:32:04.000 I didn't ask you for nothing.

01:32:07.000 It requires a whole bank and everything, right?

01:32:11.000 So if this guy's account is negative, right?

01:32:14.000 Like, for example, if you send him money through Zelle, right?

01:32:17.000 That nigga's account could be negative.

01:32:19.000 Yeah. That's why you can't deal with niggas.

01:32:22.000 But that's her insecurity on them.

01:32:24.000 I know, but so that's why he lashed out at her.

01:32:26.000 Well, don't take that.

01:32:30.000 I'm just saying, is that right?

01:32:33.000 But I'm just saying, that's why he did it in the first place.

01:32:35.000 Right, that's exactly what we, that goes back to what we were just talking about.

01:32:38.000 It's just certain things like that, for example.

01:32:41.000 I'm gonna stop talking to you now.

01:32:43.000 Because what the fuck is the problem?

01:32:44.000 Because it's not her fault.

01:32:45.000 Because it's not my fault.

01:32:47.000 I know, I know.

01:32:47.000 Yeah, so there you go.

01:32:49.000 So, this is why guys lie.

01:32:50.000 There's your answer though.

01:32:51.000 Because at the end of the day, because like, for example, right?

01:32:54.000 If a guy has like, what?

01:32:55.000 Zell, you what?

01:32:56.000 Nah, I don't have Zell.

01:32:57.000 But he should have definitely told her, hey, listen.

01:33:00.000 Right. You didn't even have to explain nothing else.

01:33:03.000 You just have to be rude about it.

01:33:05.000 You didn't have to be rude about it.

01:33:06.000 Yeah, but guys are very picky about money.

01:33:07.000 And then I turned around and I still spoke to you and I told you you were being mean.

01:33:11.000 So if a guy asks a girl about her body count, right?

01:33:15.000 She's like, why nigga?

01:33:17.000 Why do you want to know?

01:33:17.000 I didn't do that to y'all.

01:33:18.000 No, no, no, no.

01:33:19.000 But most girls had the same.

01:33:22.000 You know, like, reaction on the podcast.

01:33:23.000 It was knee-jerk, right?

01:33:24.000 Like, what do you have on my body count?

01:33:26.000 Oh, my, you know, I don't want to answer my, you know, the fucking birth control, right?

01:33:29.000 So, like, a guy has that about his, like, money and, you know, like, the way how he provides for a girl.

01:33:36.000 So, it's two different things.

01:33:38.000 So, if I ask you about your body count, you may not have a high body count, but the knee-jerk reaction is like, oh, shit, man.

01:33:45.000 Like, my nigga, why do you want to ask about it?

01:33:48.000 So, if you're priming to his, like, fucking situation about money, whatever, he's like, why you want, like, you know what I'm saying?

01:33:53.000 Like, it's knee jerk.

01:33:55.000 Okay. Well, not just that.

01:33:56.000 She probably did some shit before that pissed him off and he was annoyed with her.

01:33:59.000 True, but I'm the same.

01:34:01.000 You get attitude sometimes?

01:34:03.000 Yeah, that's natural.

01:34:04.000 I do.

01:34:06.000 It's natural.

01:34:07.000 No, I have a period every month.

01:34:10.000 Little shit be bothering me.

01:34:11.000 Like, I'm not gonna lie.

01:34:13.000 My brother will come into my room and be like, why the fuck?

01:34:15.000 Fuck is you at my door?

01:34:18.000 Seriously! I'm on my bed and I'm annoyed!

01:34:20.000 Why are you living here with me?

01:34:22.000 I'm mad right now!

01:34:23.000 If you even knock on my door when I'm sleeping, I'm gonna have an attitude.

01:34:29.000 Why are you bothering me?

01:34:31.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:34:32.000 Who's house is this?

01:34:33.000 Your mom's?

01:34:34.000 Yeah, it's my mom's house.

01:34:35.000 I live with my mom and my dad.

01:34:37.000 Okay, let's go to the video.

01:34:40.000 This is a funny video here.

01:34:43.000 We got Henny and Fit on the thing?

01:34:44.000 I like that branding.

01:34:46.000 Henny and Fit show, that's funny.

01:34:48.000 Alright. I'm at a point in my life where I just assume the worst.

01:34:52.000 If she not texting back, she's sucking dick.

01:34:56.000 If she not calling you, she's sucking more dick.

01:35:00.000 If she's long distance, she's sucking long distance dick.

01:35:05.000 I'm just at a point in my life...

01:35:07.000 I'm at an acceptance stage.

01:35:10.000 I'm not being naive and I'm not being dumb.

01:35:27.000 I prepare for the worst.

01:35:30.000 And prepare for the worst.

01:35:31.000 I know the worst is happening.

01:35:32.000 Fuck that.

01:35:32.000 It ain't no positive.

01:35:34.000 Nothing good is happening when I'm not around.

01:35:35.000 I know the worst possible fucking thing is happening.

01:35:38.000 And that's what I'm standing on.

01:35:40.000 So if you disagree with me, fuck you.

01:35:44.000 Ladies, do you agree or disagree with the video?

01:35:47.000 We can start with...

01:35:48.000 She just went.

01:35:50.000 Actually, yeah.

01:35:51.000 Start back this way.

01:35:52.000 Do you agree or disagree?

01:35:54.000 Agree with what he said?

01:35:55.000 Yeah. No.

01:35:56.000 Okay. Why do you...

01:35:57.000 Okay, we don't want to make this easier.

01:36:00.000 How many agree with what he said?

01:36:01.000 Or how many of you disagree with what he said?

01:36:05.000 One, two, three, four, five.

01:36:07.000 Stop watching her.

01:36:08.000 So the rest of you think that...

01:36:08.000 Why are you watching her for?

01:36:13.000 I'm not watching her.

01:36:14.000 You were.

01:36:15.000 I'm watching you.

01:36:20.000 Like... What's up?

01:36:23.000 Alright, we'll do this one more time.

01:36:25.000 He basically assumes if she's not responding or calling, she's sucking dick, to sum it up.

01:36:29.000 Do you agree or disagree with him?

01:36:31.000 If you disagree, please raise your hands.

01:36:36.000 Okay. All of you disagree.

01:36:37.000 Alright, cool.

01:36:38.000 Why do you disagree?

01:36:40.000 Because I'm not sucking dick.

01:36:42.000 I just don't like you.

01:36:44.000 I'm not gonna respond.

01:36:45.000 That's it.

01:36:47.000 I don't think he means literally sucking dick.

01:36:49.000 It means she's probably spending time with another man, is what he's trying to say.

01:36:52.000 Okay, yeah, then I agree then.

01:36:54.000 Yeah. Probably.

01:36:56.000 Bro, they took it literally.

01:36:59.000 I mean, you asked the question and I answered it.

01:37:05.000 I mean, I didn't think I'd have to explain that.

01:37:08.000 Clearly, he's referring to entertaining another man.

01:37:12.000 Outside of sucking dick, he also means, I think, entertaining another man.

01:37:20.000 How many of you disagree with that then?

01:37:23.000 All right, none of you disagree.

01:37:24.000 Okay, you guys, okay.

01:37:27.000 So you agree that if a girl doesn't text you back anything, she's sucking someone else's dick and or talking to another guy?

01:37:31.000 Yeah, long distance for sure.

01:37:33.000 Like, if it's long distance, like, she's definitely sucking dick.

01:37:36.000 Interesting. All right, what about you?

01:37:38.000 What about you?

01:37:40.000 Sorry, what was the thing?

01:37:43.000 No, I don't think that she's sucking dick.

01:37:46.000 I don't think that.

01:37:47.000 No, she's saying that to entertain another guy.

01:37:50.000 Sorry, I forgot.

01:37:51.000 Like, if you're doing it.

01:37:52.000 Yeah, she probably is.

01:37:53.000 Like, if she's not answering you, and it's over an hour, like, she's either not interested.

01:37:57.000 Girl, no.

01:37:58.000 You could be doing something.

01:37:59.000 I was going to say, like, if y'all don't have jobs, I was thinking maybe a couple of days.

01:38:02.000 I don't know.

01:38:03.000 Nowadays, y'all be on the phone every two seconds.

01:38:06.000 Look, look, look.

01:38:07.000 I don't want to be rude, but this is a very low IQ panel, so I have to be very clear on this.

01:38:11.000 Let me just say this.

01:38:15.000 He's basically assuming that if a girl's not responding, she's probably dealing with another guy.

01:38:21.000 You all agree with that, pretty much.

01:38:23.000 Okay. Now, given the fact that women are okay with dealing with other men or whatever, should guys be quick to dismiss women?

01:38:32.000 Yes or no?

01:38:33.000 Yeah, that's their preference.

01:38:34.000 Do your thing.

01:38:35.000 You guys think men should dismiss women?

01:38:37.000 They can do whatever they want.

01:38:38.000 Get the fuck on.

01:38:40.000 Yeah, you can leave.

01:38:41.000 We'll find another one.

01:38:42.000 No, I think that's the problem with this generation.

01:38:45.000 Everybody be so quick to dismiss everybody.

01:38:48.000 I think women are the ones that dismiss quickly.

01:38:51.000 It's not about being with somebody you don't like, but it's like, okay, what is it that you really dismiss?

01:38:57.000 Because like me, I'm not even taking a nigga number if I don't really fuck with him.

01:39:00.000 So it's like, why would I even entertain you from the jump?

01:39:04.000 That's just me though.

01:39:05.000 Yeah, but I think what he's trying to get along here is like women dismiss men all the time.

01:39:11.000 I think men and women in this generation are too easy to dismiss and they don't have no real sense of like comprehension or empathy or just how to have real relationships with people.

01:39:22.000 I don't think women have empathy.

01:39:23.000 I would disagree.

01:39:25.000 We are built with empathy.

01:39:27.000 How many of you disagree when I say that women don't have empathy?

01:39:32.000 One, two, three, four.

01:39:33.000 Everyone. Everyone disagrees?

01:39:35.000 Yep. Okay.

01:39:36.000 Define empathy for me.

01:39:37.000 Empathy is the ability to see someone, like, an issue from somebody else's point of view, like, be able to see their pain, their view of it, you know what I mean?

01:39:46.000 Interesting. Okay.

01:39:47.000 How many of you agree with that definition?

01:39:50.000 Raise of hands if you agree.

01:39:51.000 Two and a half.

01:39:52.000 Okay, you guys all agree with that definition pretty much?

01:39:54.000 Okay, cool.

01:39:56.000 Why do you think that...

01:39:58.000 Women are...

01:39:59.000 Because I'm saying my position is women lack empathy.

01:40:02.000 Why do you think women have empathy?

01:40:04.000 Statistically proven, it's proven that if you are hurt...

01:40:08.000 What study are you referencing to when you say that women have empathy?

01:40:10.000 Women are natural caretakers.

01:40:12.000 It's proven that in old folks' homes, there are daughters coming to take care of their parents.

01:40:18.000 You don't see sons coming to the nursery home to take care of their parents.

01:40:21.000 So I feel like that's a part of empathy.

01:40:23.000 Well, sons don't put their parents in the nursery home.

01:40:26.000 Yeah, but they just put it on somebody else.

01:40:31.000 Not even just being literal, but exactly.

01:40:37.000 They're going to just leave them at home by themselves.

01:40:40.000 Or you're going to put it on your wife to take care of your family.

01:40:43.000 Of course, my wife or a nurse.

01:40:45.000 Right, but if you had empathy, you do it yourself.

01:40:47.000 Alright, let me be more specific here because she's going into general terms with empathy for human life.

01:40:52.000 Yeah. Who do you think is more empathetic to the other gender?

01:40:55.000 Hold on, hold on, let me finish the question.

01:40:58.000 Do you think men are more empathetic to the female experience or are women more empathetic to the male experience?

01:41:06.000 Honestly, I think neither is empathetic to each other.

01:41:09.000 You don't think either?

01:41:10.000 Okay. I don't.

01:41:11.000 What about you?

01:41:12.000 Do you think men are more empathetic to women or women more empathetic to men?

01:41:15.000 I think women are more empathetic to men.

01:41:20.000 Okay. What about you?

01:41:22.000 I think...

01:41:23.000 If it's in men.

01:41:28.000 What? Wait, wait, wait.

01:41:29.000 She sounds like me.

01:41:31.000 Right now.

01:41:33.000 No, she's sober, dude.

01:41:35.000 I know, I know, she's sober.

01:41:37.000 No, woman.

01:41:42.000 Woman what?

01:41:44.000 How do you say it?

01:41:48.000 Empathetic. Empathetic.

01:41:50.000 You can't even say the words, so you're not empathetic.

01:41:52.000 Alright, next.

01:41:54.000 Into the mic, please.

01:41:57.000 I agree.

01:41:58.000 I think a man may be more empathetic to a man.

01:42:01.000 Sure. Alright, what about you?

01:42:03.000 Yeah, I think women are more empathetic.

01:42:06.000 Alright, what about you?

01:42:08.000 You think women are more empathetic to men or men are more empathetic to women?

01:42:10.000 I mean, you wrote a book.

01:42:13.000 We deserve less.

01:42:15.000 I mean, points was made.

01:42:18.000 That's not empathetic.

01:42:20.000 That's not empathetic for real.

01:42:22.000 Really? No, to say that an entire genre of people deserve less?

01:42:28.000 You know what I mean, shut up.

01:42:31.000 Hold on one second.

01:42:33.000 Let me get this straight.

01:42:36.000 Wouldn't it be fair to say that if I wrote a book on why women deserve less, I need to understand why women...

01:42:41.000 Read us a chapter on your book.

01:42:42.000 Hold on.

01:42:43.000 Before I do that.

01:42:45.000 Because you're saying that I'm not empathetic because I wrote a book on why women deserve less.

01:42:50.000 Right? That's your stance?

01:42:51.000 That's your position?

01:42:52.000 You too?

01:42:53.000 Okay. Wouldn't it be fair to say that if I'm going to write a book that has research in it, I need to understand the female experience to be able to criticize it?

01:43:02.000 Okay. I guess.

01:43:03.000 You guess?

01:43:06.000 So me having, me writing a book actually proves that I have to have empathy to understand the female experience to be able to criticize it.

01:43:15.000 Bro, if you understand it, you wouldn't criticize it to the extent that you criticize it to.

01:43:20.000 I feel like if you had empathy towards women, if you understand us, like you said, right?

01:43:26.000 Then... That wouldn't even be the title of your book.

01:43:28.000 It does sting a little when us women see something like that.

01:43:35.000 You want to hear one of my most controversial views?

01:43:38.000 You can either understand women or respect them as an equal, but you can't do both.

01:43:43.000 I'm going to say that again.

01:43:45.000 You can either understand women or respect them as an equal, but you can't do both.

01:43:50.000 So since I understand y'all, I will never ever respect you guys as equals.

01:43:54.000 That's not empathetic.

01:43:55.000 No. That's actually...

01:43:57.000 No, no, no.

01:43:58.000 Hold on.

01:43:58.000 That actually is the definition of empathetic because I understand you guys to a very deep level that you guys don't even know.

01:44:04.000 Let me be honest with you all.

01:44:05.000 Throughout the course of this conversation, I've been writing down what you guys say.

01:44:08.000 Books. I know what I ask.

01:44:10.000 And before you guys even give an answer, I already know what you're going to say 9 out of 10 times.

01:44:14.000 And the reason why is because we've interviewed well over 3,500.

01:44:18.000 And one of the biggest takeaways that I've learned from talking to so many women are two main things.

01:44:23.000 Number one, You guys have an inability to differentiate yourself from a fact.

01:44:27.000 Like she said before, and I said, average black woman is fat, and she immediately attributed to herself and took a personal attack and argued with me saying that it's incorrect when it's actually factually true.

01:44:36.000 And then the second thing is, you guys lack empathy for the male experience, which is what I'm trying to establish here.

01:44:41.000 The difference between men and women is this.

01:44:43.000 For me to attract a woman, I have to understand her.

01:44:45.000 I have to have...

01:44:46.000 Riz. I have to be able to know what she's comfortable with, what she's not comfortable with.

01:44:50.000 I have to say the right things at the right time.

01:44:52.000 I gotta court her.

01:44:52.000 I gotta plan a date.

01:44:53.000 I gotta not smell, be clean, etc.

01:44:56.000 You guys just have to exist.

01:44:58.000 Okay? Most women don't really know what men want.

01:45:01.000 If you guys did know what men want, you wouldn't be on OnlyFans.

01:45:04.000 You wouldn't be arguing with niggas.

01:45:05.000 You wouldn't be saying, yo, do I need a guy equally yoked?

01:45:08.000 Because that doesn't make sense.

01:45:09.000 You wouldn't be lying about your virgin numbers.

01:45:11.000 Like, the thing is that, like, you wouldn't be lying about your virgin numbers.

01:45:16.000 Like, women, right?

01:45:18.000 Like, you guys are in a very privileged position where you guys don't have to understand men to attract them.

01:45:24.000 But we have to understand y'all to attract you.

01:45:26.000 So, you guys do realize that there's like...

01:45:29.000 I agree to an extent.

01:45:31.000 Okay. So, on YouTube, for example, there's hundreds, if not thousands, of YouTube channels that teach men how to get women.

01:45:39.000 But there's no YouTube channels that teach women how to get men.

01:45:42.000 That's a lie.

01:45:43.000 Hold on.

01:45:45.000 Now, there are YouTube channels out there that teach women how to get a husband, maybe, or get a long-term relationship, but nothing stops you guys or prevents you guys from meeting and entertaining men, is my point.

01:45:57.000 The opportunities come in.

01:45:58.000 I agree.

01:46:16.000 What does that have to do with the point?

01:46:20.000 Just what I said.

01:46:21.000 Everybody has their own individual experience as a man or a woman.

01:46:25.000 So, for example, One woman could have more empathy for a man and one man could have more empathy for a woman.

01:46:34.000 I mean, just like you pointed me out earlier and you said the average woman and I said, well, I'm not the average woman.

01:46:39.000 So it's like, technically, I could be more empathetic or you could be less empathetic.

01:46:43.000 Sometimes it's like person-based, not necessarily just like the average.

01:46:48.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:46:50.000 You're speaking about the general.

01:46:52.000 What I'm talking generally, another thing too is that If a man doesn't understand women, he doesn't have empathy, he's just not going to get women.

01:47:00.000 But if you don't understand men and you don't have empathy for them, it doesn't matter.

01:47:04.000 The men still come.

01:47:06.000 Yeah, regardless.

01:47:07.000 They're not talking about one individual person.

01:47:09.000 We're always going to get them.

01:47:10.000 Okay, I get it.

01:47:12.000 And this is why so many of you guys stay single.

01:47:15.000 This is precisely my point, why we have relationships in the toilet.

01:47:18.000 Women don't work to attract and earn male attention anymore.

01:47:22.000 I mean, they never really had to.

01:47:23.000 I think that's on the forefathers.

01:47:25.000 No, you did.

01:47:26.000 Because before, you had to step outside.

01:47:27.000 You had to make yourself look cute.

01:47:29.000 You had to put yourself out there.

01:47:30.000 You had to not be a whore.

01:47:34.000 Do all kinds of crazy shit.

01:47:37.000 But now, with the internet, women are able to get attention from the comfort of their own homes with filtered pictures.

01:47:42.000 And that has elevated their mindset to think that they're better than they really are.

01:47:47.000 I mean, girls, so once you wake up, it's like, Instagram.

01:47:50.000 Yeah. Okay.

01:47:52.000 You're done.

01:47:53.000 And a lot of you guys are young, so you might not remember life before social media and the smartphone, but this is effectively, it's ruined things.

01:47:58.000 And you guys don't even know it.

01:47:59.000 It was fun, bro.

01:48:00.000 Oh, trust me, I know.

01:48:01.000 Oh, I know.

01:48:02.000 I'm 30. I used to be outside with my brothers.

01:48:04.000 I didn't have a phone until I was 13. Like, no.

01:48:07.000 Listen, guys, you know, girls are one thing.

01:48:10.000 Girls are the same thing.

01:48:11.000 Like, so it's one side of the, hey, girl, what's up?

01:48:13.000 So the point I'm trying to make is women can be sympathetic.

01:48:17.000 I think that's what you guys mean when you're talking about nurturing and all this other stuff.

01:48:21.000 Women can absolutely be more sympathetic, right?

01:48:23.000 Oh my God, this sucks and feel sorry for you.

01:48:25.000 Yeah.

01:48:26.000 Two different things.

01:48:28.000 Empathetic is...

01:48:29.000 Being able to actually put yourself in that person's shoes and understand them.

01:48:33.000 Sympathetic is just feeling sorry for them.

01:48:34.000 I think a lot of y'all probably feel sorry for men like, damn, y'all some losers.

01:48:37.000 But y'all are not empathetic to their experience.

01:48:40.000 Two completely different things.

01:48:41.000 Y'all look at it like, oh, you don't got money?

01:48:44.000 You're a bum?

01:48:45.000 Women look at it like this.

01:48:46.000 Oh, you don't got money?

01:48:47.000 You're a bum?

01:48:48.000 Like, oh, okay, whatever.

01:48:50.000 Fuck off.

01:48:50.000 I don't care.

01:48:51.000 You'll feel sorry, but y'all are not going to be able to understand what that comes with.

01:48:55.000 Versus for us, like, I have to understand you guys.

01:48:58.000 I gotta know that my place has gotta be clean when I bring you back.

01:49:00.000 I gotta know that I need to put on certain music and serenade you and do all this other bullshit to just get some ass.

01:49:06.000 Men have to know this shit.

01:49:07.000 But women don't, bro.

01:49:09.000 Y'all don't have to...

01:49:10.000 And I mean, look, it's not y'all fault.

01:49:12.000 It's kind of our fault for not making you guys work for nothing.

01:49:15.000 But I think modern women just lack empathy for men in general.

01:49:21.000 There's no need to.

01:49:22.000 Why would you go ahead and try to learn men when they come to you anyway?

01:49:26.000 Why? It's just human nature.

01:49:27.000 It's like the path of least resistance.

01:49:29.000 If it comes, why would you work for it?

01:49:31.000 Bro, it's dumb as hell.

01:49:33.000 I don't know, but that's my position.

01:49:35.000 Anyone disagree with that?

01:49:37.000 No. Alright, so now you guys think that...

01:49:40.000 No, it makes sense.

01:49:42.000 Alright, so do you guys think women are empathetic then?

01:49:45.000 No, women are sympathetic.

01:49:48.000 That's what I got from it.

01:49:50.000 So you guys all agree with me now?

01:49:52.000 Yes. No.

01:49:55.000 You don't agree?

01:49:56.000 I'm just playing.

01:49:57.000 No, it makes sense what he was saying.

01:49:58.000 I ain't gonna lie.

01:49:59.000 Don't worry, man.

01:49:59.000 She's 30. She's 30!

01:50:03.000 Zero, man.

01:50:04.000 Come on, man.

01:50:04.000 She's not the average woman, Chris.

01:50:06.000 Oh, yeah.

01:50:06.000 Jamal, you're right, bro.

01:50:07.000 You're wrong.

01:50:08.000 Period. Chat's serene, though.

01:50:09.000 Yeah, guys.

01:50:11.000 Like the video, by the way.

01:50:12.000 We got 8,000, 10,000 of you guys in here, so shout out to you guys.

01:50:17.000 Like it more.

01:50:19.000 They're making fun of Chris's thing.

01:50:21.000 Alright, Wimps MC.

01:50:22.000 We do live.

01:50:23.000 Alright, go ahead.

01:50:24.000 Oh, that's you?

01:50:25.000 I mean, a blue shirt.

01:50:28.000 When Mo gets hungry.

01:50:29.000 Oh, and that's what I meant when I said that.

01:50:31.000 That's why I agree with the guy.

01:50:32.000 Just to assume that she's with another guy.

01:50:34.000 Because men just kind of get it like, oh, she ain't paying attention to me.

01:50:37.000 She's talking to somebody else.

01:50:40.000 Most women don't like maintaining a roster.

01:50:42.000 Some girls maintain a roster, but most women would prefer to be with just one dude.

01:50:46.000 Alright, you know what?

01:50:48.000 I would because I ain't got no time.

01:50:50.000 Wait, who pays right here?

01:50:53.000 I help.

01:50:54.000 I help?

01:50:55.000 Alright. Well, no, like solo.

01:50:57.000 No. No.

01:50:58.000 So, only the two OnlyFans tricks.

01:51:01.000 Alright, cool.

01:51:03.000 OnlyFans. OnlyFans.

01:51:05.000 Yeah, OnlyFans.

01:51:05.000 Alright, cool.

01:51:07.000 Period. Alright.

01:51:09.000 When Mo gets hungry, he talking his own language.

01:51:12.000 Nah, nah, nah.

01:51:13.000 Alright, Mo, read it.

01:51:14.000 Like, yum, yum, yum, yum.

01:51:16.000 Oh, okay.

01:51:18.000 Okay, Mo, you still built like a bag of cereal.

01:51:20.000 You let other niggas do push-ups on your back.

01:51:23.000 When you die, you go to food or all.

01:51:25.000 Just put all the food in the casket.

01:51:27.000 Okay? Mo looks like he prays for other niggas' food.

01:51:30.000 Alright. He thought I wasn't gonna put this chat in rotation.

01:51:33.000 Oh, gotcha.

01:51:34.000 Girl next to Myron, goddamn, speak English.

01:51:37.000 We don't understand what the fuck you're saying because you speak...

01:51:41.000 I'm going to assume he means niggas.

01:51:42.000 Yes. We need a translator to translate to a human language and Moe's always heavy.

01:51:46.000 Moe googled Oreo health benefits.

01:51:48.000 Alright. Your boy Lem just making fun of Moe for being fat.

01:51:52.000 Hey Mara, what do you think about this?

01:51:53.000 The rules.

01:51:56.000 The female always makes the rules.

01:51:59.000 The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

01:52:02.000 These are probably this girl's rules.

01:52:04.000 Australia. No male can possibly know all the rules.

01:52:06.000 If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some of all the rules.

01:52:11.000 The female is never wrong.

01:52:13.000 If the female is wrong, it's due to misunderstanding, which was the director's off.

01:52:16.000 Yeah, I mean, bro, this is like typical.

01:52:20.000 We're laughing around the table and shit like that.

01:52:22.000 But like, you know what this reminds me of?

01:52:25.000 In like the 2010s.

01:52:27.000 In the explosion of like the meme era.

01:52:30.000 Propaganda like this was pushed all over the place.

01:52:32.000 Like, memes about, like, you know, oh, men are stupid, women are smart, ha ha.

01:52:35.000 Yeah. Like, memes like that have been pushed over.

01:52:37.000 And, like, now as, like, an older guy, I can, like, look back and be like, oh, shit.

01:52:41.000 Like, they've been indoctrinating men to just accept female authority for decades.

01:52:45.000 Yep. And then now they're single, no kids, cats and dogs.

01:52:49.000 What? That's your girl's body now.

01:52:52.000 I don't want to be an asshole or whatever, but, like, for you, for example, right?

01:52:55.000 You're 19, so you're young.

01:52:55.000 Like, you do realize that, like, most women are retarded and should never lead men, right?

01:53:00.000 Yeah. She knows.

01:53:00.000 Yeah. Most.

01:53:02.000 Period. Okay, so you think you're different?

01:53:04.000 For sure, yeah.

01:53:05.000 Okay. Tell me what differentiates you from the average woman to put you in a position to lead men that are older than you significantly.

01:53:11.000 Oh. I bring a lot to the table, actually.

01:53:14.000 Okay. Describe.

01:53:16.000 Um... I can't wait to hear this.

01:53:22.000 I can't wait to hear this.

01:53:23.000 Bro, let her...

01:53:24.000 Go ahead.

01:53:26.000 He'll stop mocking you.

01:53:27.000 Oh, my bad.

01:53:27.000 So, yeah, the question is...

01:53:29.000 What puts you in a position to have authority over men and tell them what it is as a 19-year-old girl?

01:53:34.000 I bring a lot to the table.

01:53:36.000 Okay. Can you describe those things that give you the authority to...

01:53:39.000 I'm really nice.

01:53:43.000 Okay. Anything else?

01:53:46.000 I don't want to say too much.

01:53:52.000 Well, no, no.

01:53:53.000 I mean, like, you know, if you think that you should be able to tell men what to do, like, I mean, I just, I'm just curious.

01:53:57.000 And you said that you're the exception.

01:53:58.000 You're not, you're different.

01:54:00.000 So, like, what qualifies you to have the authority over a guy?

01:54:03.000 You're nice.

01:54:04.000 What else?

01:54:06.000 Bossy. What?

01:54:12.000 Bossy. Smart.

01:54:16.000 Can formulate a plan.

01:54:18.000 Come on.

01:54:19.000 I make bank.

01:54:20.000 So, you know.

01:54:22.000 I don't need you for no bills.

01:54:24.000 I got it like that.

01:54:26.000 So for you, it's because you make money and you're nice.

01:54:32.000 Yeah, and...

01:54:33.000 Alright, so how much money does a guy gotta make to tell you what to do then?

01:54:40.000 A year or a month?

01:54:41.000 We could do a month.

01:54:44.000 What do they gotta make to tell you what to do?

01:54:46.000 Like seven figures a month.

01:54:48.000 But that's normal around here.

01:54:51.000 Period. Miami, bitch.

01:54:54.000 So they have to make a million dollars a month to tell you what to do?

01:54:58.000 Don't shame her, lady.

01:54:59.000 I mean, I don't think I would still let them tell me what to do, but we could tell each other what to do in kind of a way.

01:55:04.000 Okay, so that makes it equal to you.

01:55:06.000 Interesting. Do you think a guy that makes a million dollars a month is going to want to be with a girl that's been with over a hundred dudes?

01:55:14.000 For sure.

01:55:14.000 I've done it before.

01:55:16.000 No, I mean as in like actually be with you.

01:55:19.000 Like claim you as his girl and give you his last name and stuff.

01:55:23.000 They're fighting right now.

01:55:29.000 If they're fighting for you, how are they fighting for you specifically?

01:55:43.000 How are they fighting for her?

01:55:45.000 They don't know about each other, of course.

01:55:51.000 What are they doing to show that they're fighting for you?

01:55:57.000 In a serious relationship.

01:55:58.000 I literally had to find out how to put my phone on do not disturb where they can't call.

01:56:03.000 I was asking her today.

01:56:05.000 So they call you?

01:56:07.000 Spamming. They call during the...

01:56:11.000 Nighttime and shit, right?

01:56:12.000 No! It was like 8 in the morning.

01:56:14.000 On everything.

01:56:16.000 Yeah, Snapchat, Telegram, Discord.

01:56:18.000 I turned my whole phone off.

01:56:20.000 Yeah, but I'm talking about what shows that they actually want to marry you, be with you.

01:56:25.000 That seems to me like a guy that's trying to get laid.

01:56:27.000 Oh, no, no.

01:56:28.000 I don't let them.

01:56:29.000 Never mind.

01:56:30.000 They bring me home to their parents and they're like, this is my girlfriend.

01:56:34.000 Yeah, because you're pretty, but it's like my girlfriend.

01:56:39.000 And these guys are whack as fuck.

01:56:42.000 Yeah, I'm trying to figure out, like, how are they fighting to put a ring on it?

01:56:44.000 That's what I'm really trying to get at here.

01:56:47.000 If you really want to put a ring on it...

01:56:49.000 Yeah, like, you're kind of giving, like, surface-level shit that dudes do to pursue women, but I'm talking about, like, pursue you as the actual wife and put a ring on it.

01:56:56.000 What are they doing?

01:56:58.000 I think they know that they can, because I don't want to get married.

01:57:01.000 Okay. Yeah.

01:57:03.000 Okay. So...

01:57:05.000 In other words, a dude needs to make a million dollars a month to be able to be equal to you.

01:57:08.000 To tell you, hey, I think you should take out the trash this week and I take out the trash next week.

01:57:13.000 Yeah. Okay.

01:57:16.000 Do you think a guy that makes a million dollars a month is going to listen to a 19-year-old?

01:57:20.000 I've done it before.

01:57:21.000 I'm doing it right now.

01:57:22.000 I just said I'm single because I am.

01:57:25.000 Yeah, but were these guys that you actually liked?

01:57:28.000 Yeah. Then why'd you break up with them?

01:57:32.000 Um, actually, when I was 14 or 15 or something, my boyfriend was, like, 18, 19, and he was, like, a millionaire.

01:57:39.000 Like, and he was only, like, 18, 19, and I broke up with him because...

01:57:43.000 I broke up with him because he subscribed to a girl's OnlyFans.

01:57:51.000 A coworker.

01:57:55.000 Yeah, so you broke up with a dude.

01:57:58.000 For supporting someone from the same industry as you.

01:58:00.000 But I wasn't in the industry.

01:58:01.000 I was 14. So that's what made me like, oh, you know what?

01:58:05.000 And then you got in the industry.

01:58:06.000 Yeah. When I turned 18. Crazy, right?

01:58:12.000 Yo, okay.

01:58:16.000 I still wouldn't.

01:58:20.000 I'm going to ask the chat real quick.

01:58:22.000 We got almost 10,000 of you guys in here.

01:58:24.000 Guys, If you're making a million bucks a month, would you take a girl seriously that is 19 and has 100 plus bodies?

01:58:34.000 If you're making a million a month, give me a one of you guys would not take her seriously.

01:58:38.000 Give me a two if you would.

01:58:40.000 Give me a one if you would not take her seriously.

01:58:46.000 Million a month and good head game chat.

01:58:49.000 There you go.

01:58:49.000 There's the other thing you get.

01:58:52.000 Yeah, a lot of ones here.

01:58:54.000 Uh, goddamn.

01:58:56.000 Oh, wait, did she break the chat?

01:58:58.000 Bro, I can't even see the rumble chat no more.

01:59:03.000 Wait, what the fuck is this?

01:59:05.000 Yo, we broke the chat, man.

01:59:06.000 I saw a 10. Okay, it's a lot of ones.

01:59:10.000 Alright. Yeah.

01:59:12.000 Alright. I mean, I think that's a...

01:59:16.000 Because I wanted to show you instead of tell you.

01:59:18.000 Men really don't care about your money.

01:59:20.000 Because that's the first thing you mentioned.

01:59:21.000 Like, oh, I make a million a month or whatever.

01:59:22.000 I don't know if you make a million, but I'm assuming it's close to that.

01:59:25.000 Since you said you want parity.

01:59:28.000 Yeah, men don't care about your money, unfortunately.

01:59:30.000 Can I ask, what do men care about then?

01:59:33.000 Good question.

01:59:34.000 Thank you for proving my point that women don't have everything.

01:59:38.000 I agree.

01:59:40.000 It's cool, it's cool, it's cool.

01:59:42.000 I know you agree, but some girls were looking at me crazy.

01:59:44.000 Come on, man.

01:59:48.000 I would say I would say I'll put it this way.

01:59:56.000 We got some girls here that think money is everything.

01:59:58.000 I think most men would rather be with a girl that is not famous, completely broke, that isn't on the internet, Yeah.

02:00:08.000 Over a chick that makes a million dollars a month that is on the internet.

02:00:12.000 Yeah, I would agree.

02:00:13.000 Okay, yeah.

02:00:14.000 I would agree.

02:00:15.000 Like, yeah.

02:00:16.000 That's kind of not the shit on her or whatever or the other OnlyFans girls here.

02:00:20.000 But not even OnlyFans.

02:00:21.000 I mean, let's say she's not an OnlyFans but she does some ho shit.

02:00:25.000 But she does it, you know, behind the scenes.

02:00:28.000 Like, a guy would rather be with a chick that's like mid and not a whore over a girl that's bad that is a whore and has a lot of money.

02:00:36.000 That just means they're insecure.

02:00:37.000 Yeah. Wait.

02:00:39.000 Yeah. Because don't you want to have, like, a bread relationship?

02:00:42.000 Like, your boyfriend gets in a Lamborghini, and then you get in your Lamborghini, and then you go out, and you're all like...

02:00:48.000 Oh, Lambo?

02:00:48.000 Mo? Lambo?

02:00:49.000 Alright, fair.

02:00:50.000 That's a great argument.

02:00:52.000 It's insecure.

02:00:54.000 So it's insecure.

02:00:55.000 Okay, so question.

02:00:56.000 What are your standards for...

02:00:57.000 What is the, like, bare minimum for you?

02:01:01.000 Like, let's put up a calculator for her.

02:01:03.000 One million!

02:01:04.000 Let me, let me, yeah, let me go ahead and let's put up her calculator real fast.

02:01:08.000 So, before we pull it up, what's the minimum and maximum age for you?

02:01:12.000 Minimum, um, 25. Two?

02:01:15.000 Um, 90. Money.

02:01:20.000 That's fine, that's fine.

02:01:21.000 Minimum height for you, then.

02:01:23.000 Minimum height, like 5'8".

02:01:26.000 Alright, uh, race?

02:01:28.000 Any. Okay.

02:01:30.000 All right.

02:01:30.000 Minimum education?

02:01:32.000 Money. Don't care.

02:01:33.000 All right.

02:01:33.000 Yeah. High school, middle school, actually?

02:01:35.000 Yeah. All right.

02:01:36.000 And then...

02:01:37.000 Wait. Minimum income for you to actually be with him?

02:01:41.000 A year?

02:01:43.000 Yeah. We could go a month.

02:01:46.000 Maxed. Six figures a month.

02:01:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:01:48.000 Maxed. So $100,000 a month, which equates to...

02:01:51.000 That'd be bare minimum.

02:01:52.000 That's $1.2 million a year.

02:01:54.000 All right.

02:01:54.000 $1.2.

02:01:55.000 Damn, that's still low.

02:01:56.000 Yeah. But we'll bear minimum.

02:01:58.000 Bare minimum.

02:01:59.000 20. 20. Yeah.

02:02:00.000 20 million a year?

02:02:01.000 Yeah. Okay.

02:02:03.000 20 million a year.

02:02:04.000 All right.

02:02:05.000 Can you be married?

02:02:06.000 Yeah. Fuck it.

02:02:07.000 Can you be obese?

02:02:08.000 Fuck it.

02:02:09.000 Okay. All right.

02:02:10.000 Shout out to Mo.

02:02:10.000 I dated an obese guy before, actually.

02:02:13.000 All right.

02:02:14.000 Let's go ahead and check this one out.

02:02:17.000 Where this guy...

02:02:18.000 She might break the scale.

02:02:20.000 Yeah. You're going to definitely score a perfect five out of five.

02:02:22.000 Yeah. Let's go.

02:02:25.000 Oh, 0%?

02:02:27.000 I could put it on me.

02:02:28.000 Machos are going to get hard at me.

02:02:32.000 Yeah, so this guy basically doesn't exist.

02:02:36.000 Yeah, I mean, look, he exists, but, like, I don't know if, um...

02:02:41.000 Damn, bro.

02:02:43.000 If he's alive yet.

02:02:45.000 If he's alive yet.

02:02:46.000 He died already.

02:02:47.000 Yeah. All right, niggas and man, she has like five cat bags, bro.

02:02:51.000 She's fucked.

02:02:53.000 Well, you know what, Gus?

02:02:55.000 That's crazy.

02:02:55.000 She want Joe Biden.

02:02:58.000 Trump. Trump.

02:03:01.000 So real quick for you.

02:03:03.000 What if I told you that you are a gold digger?

02:03:11.000 No, no.

02:03:12.000 What if I told you?

02:03:15.000 What if I said that you're an insecure, predatory gold digger?

02:03:21.000 What would you say to that?

02:03:23.000 I'm definitely not insecure and you can't be a gold digger if you already have gold.

02:03:27.000 You're just staying in your lane.

02:03:29.000 So you have standards, right?

02:03:31.000 Yeah. How am I insecure for having standards then?

02:03:36.000 You said you would date a girl that's mid and Isn't a whore?

02:03:41.000 Then date a girl that's bad.

02:03:43.000 Yeah, and you said you'd date a guy all the way up to 90. So, like, why is it that your standards are not considered insecure, but mine are?

02:03:49.000 No. I like that.

02:03:53.000 You walked into that trap.

02:03:54.000 No, no.

02:03:55.000 That was easy.

02:03:57.000 And I did that.

02:03:58.000 I did that whole thing.

02:03:59.000 You triggered my trap card!

02:04:01.000 I understand women better than themselves.

02:04:02.000 Like, I find it interesting, like, you have these crazy high standards, but we're not calling you insecure.

02:04:07.000 But if I say, I just want a girl that's not a whore, that's insecure.

02:04:11.000 Yeah. What makes a woman a whore?

02:04:13.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:04:13.000 I want to get her.

02:04:14.000 Yeah, what makes a woman a whore?

02:04:15.000 No, no, no, no, no.

02:04:16.000 Before we go on to the next, do you see how ridiculous your insecure argument is now?

02:04:20.000 Sure. Because I can't call you insecure for wanting a guy that makes $20 million a year.

02:04:24.000 That's your standards.

02:04:24.000 Yeah. So why is that when men have standards, it's considered insecure, but when you have standards, it's considered knowing your worth?

02:04:32.000 Um... Say it again?

02:04:38.000 Why is it that when I have standards, it's considered insecure, i.e.

02:04:41.000 a woman with a lower body count, but when you have standards, $20 million a year is just having standards?

02:04:46.000 Okay, yours is standards, too, then.

02:04:48.000 That's fine.

02:04:50.000 All right.

02:04:51.000 Interesting. Because I just found out that women always do that.

02:04:54.000 You'll say you have a standard, and it's a simple one.

02:04:56.000 Oh, yeah, I just don't want a whore.

02:04:57.000 Oh, that's insecure.

02:04:58.000 All right, what do you want?

02:04:59.000 $20 million a year.

02:05:00.000 Well, you're insecure.

02:05:01.000 No, I got high standards, asshole.

02:05:04.000 So, whatever.

02:05:05.000 You said what makes a woman a whore?

02:05:06.000 Yeah. It's a combination of things.

02:05:08.000 She doesn't even have to really take dick to be a whore.

02:05:11.000 Oh, so what is it?

02:05:12.000 Okay, so then what is it?

02:05:14.000 It could be a multitude of things.

02:05:15.000 Behavior, how you put yourself out there.

02:05:17.000 Put it this way.

02:05:20.000 Would I be able to show your life on a reel as I'm walking down the aisle to get married to you?

02:05:29.000 Hold on, hold on.

02:05:31.000 Here's a better litmus test.

02:05:32.000 Here's a better litmus test.

02:05:34.000 Would it be appropriate if you're walking down the aisle with your father in hand walking towards your groom?

02:05:40.000 Can we show a highlight reel of your life and not be ashamed?

02:05:46.000 Most of you girls, that would be a no.

02:05:48.000 Y'all got crazy videos on Instagram.

02:05:50.000 Y'all got crazy videos on the internet.

02:05:52.000 Not all of you, but a lot of girls is what I'm trying to say.

02:05:55.000 Like a lot of y'all partying, doing whole shit.

02:05:57.000 So that's what I would say.

02:05:58.000 Can you walk down the aisle in a reel popping up with You know, your social media shit, show there without you being embarrassed.

02:06:06.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:06:06.000 I'll argue.

02:06:07.000 Most women can't pass that test.

02:06:09.000 I can.

02:06:09.000 I feel like everybody at this point.

02:06:11.000 Most women cannot pass that test.

02:06:13.000 No, some can't.

02:06:14.000 I agree, some can't.

02:06:16.000 But some can't.

02:06:16.000 Some people live their lives like that.

02:06:18.000 Some can't, some can't.

02:06:19.000 It's the same thing with guys, though.

02:06:20.000 So when I say...

02:06:21.000 I can.

02:06:21.000 What? You said it's the same with guys?

02:06:23.000 Yeah, you can't put your...

02:06:24.000 Were you gonna put it?

02:06:25.000 You said no, though.

02:06:26.000 No, I said no.

02:06:27.000 If it was my life real, that's different.

02:06:30.000 Oh, I see.

02:06:30.000 But if it was my Instagram, okay.

02:06:32.000 No, no.

02:06:33.000 Explain. I gotta get her.

02:06:34.000 How is it that it's the same for guys?

02:06:36.000 What do you mean?

02:06:37.000 Guys can be whores, too.

02:06:39.000 Yeah. What do you mean?

02:06:41.000 Can you put your life and then...

02:06:43.000 Be not ashamed of it?

02:06:45.000 I'm asking a question.

02:06:47.000 I think I don't understand.

02:06:49.000 Here's the thing.

02:06:50.000 Women don't care about a man's body count.

02:06:52.000 Yes, they do.

02:06:53.000 I know you're not talking.

02:06:58.000 What? I don't like when guys are whores.

02:07:01.000 It turns me off.

02:07:02.000 Wait, who?

02:07:03.000 That's not it.

02:07:05.000 When men be too freaked out, they almost stay.

02:07:09.000 Why am I so freaked out?

02:07:11.000 Hey, listen.

02:07:13.000 Alright, ladies.

02:07:13.000 Since you guys...

02:07:14.000 Let me ask you a question.

02:07:15.000 Let's go into a dream scenario.

02:07:17.000 Okay? Dream scenario.

02:07:19.000 Some of you guys have really high standards.

02:07:21.000 So let's assume that you met your dream guy.

02:07:23.000 6'3", good looking, makes $20 million a year.

02:07:25.000 Whatever your standards are, right?

02:07:27.000 He has a vibe.

02:07:28.000 He's yoked.

02:07:30.000 Damn! You know what I mean?

02:07:34.000 He's your dream guy, right?

02:07:35.000 Depending on whatever you like in men.

02:07:38.000 Let's say that you guys have been together for like 5 years.

02:07:41.000 No, 10 years.

02:07:43.000 And he takes you back to where you guys met the first time on vacation, right?

02:07:46.000 Maybe Turks and Caicos Island.

02:07:48.000 And you guys are on a honeymoon.

02:07:49.000 He had proposed to you, right?

02:07:51.000 He goes off to the gym when you guys land and gets your hotel.

02:07:55.000 And his phone fucking is there.

02:07:56.000 So you get curious.

02:07:58.000 And you go through it.

02:07:59.000 And you see that before he met you, he had a gangbang with 10 girls on a porn site.

02:08:06.000 That's crazy, but that's the past.

02:08:07.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:08:09.000 It's the past.

02:08:10.000 Interesting. So...

02:08:12.000 He had a gangbang with these girls or whatever.

02:08:13.000 It was before you.

02:08:14.000 It was something that he did to make some money in his 20s and put himself through college.

02:08:17.000 Are you calling off the wedding?

02:08:20.000 But you didn't know about it prior.

02:08:21.000 Are you calling off the wedding?

02:08:22.000 Yes or no?

02:08:23.000 This is your dream guy.

02:08:23.000 But you find out they did gangbang 10 girls.

02:08:25.000 Yep. Oh, that's a hard one.

02:08:29.000 So, no.

02:08:30.000 No. You're not calling it off?

02:08:32.000 Okay. Are you calling it off?

02:08:34.000 Depends if there's like a prenup.

02:08:35.000 Nope. Alright, let's assume there's a prenuptial agreement.

02:08:41.000 Fine. Remember, he makes more money than you, but yes, there's a prenup in place.

02:08:44.000 Would you call off the wedding?

02:08:46.000 No. Would you call off the wedding?

02:08:48.000 No. Was it raw?

02:08:52.000 Yes, yes, it was raw.

02:08:53.000 I mean...

02:08:58.000 It depends on how long ago.

02:09:00.000 How long?

02:09:00.000 No, no, no.

02:09:01.000 Ten years before he met me?

02:09:02.000 I don't know.

02:09:03.000 You guys have been together for ten years, but he did this porn scene with these girls before he met you.

02:09:07.000 He mashed up the boom boom.

02:09:08.000 Yeah, if it was a long time before, then I would have let it pass.

02:09:11.000 But if it was really close, like, nah, you freaked out.

02:09:14.000 Alright, fair.

02:09:14.000 What about you?

02:09:15.000 No. Are you calling off the wedding?

02:09:17.000 No. Okay.

02:09:18.000 What about you?

02:09:19.000 You know.

02:09:19.000 Are you calling off the wedding?

02:09:21.000 I don't think so.

02:09:23.000 She's too high to cut her.

02:09:24.000 No? Alright, what about you?

02:09:25.000 Are you calling off the wedding?

02:09:26.000 No. He's Haitian.

02:09:30.000 Alright, so now we're going to do is we're going to go ahead and reverse it real fast, right?

02:09:35.000 So, we're on a honeymoon and we find out why our chick banged 10 dudes in a video before we met her.

02:09:42.000 That's freaky.

02:09:43.000 Alright, who's calling off the wedding?

02:09:44.000 Guys! Bill, is you calling off the wedding?

02:09:47.000 Mo, you calling off the wedding?

02:09:48.000 I'm calling that shit off.

02:09:49.000 Chris, you calling off the wedding?

02:09:51.000 Bro, hell yeah, bro.

02:09:53.000 Okay, notice the difference between the men?

02:09:56.000 We're all calling off the wedding, but none of y'all are calling off the wedding.

02:09:58.000 So riddle me this.

02:10:00.000 Do you guys really care about body counts?

02:10:02.000 No. See why you guys are full of shit?

02:10:08.000 This is why I don't respect women.

02:10:13.000 No offense.

02:10:14.000 This is why I don't look at y'all as equals.

02:10:16.000 It's because we get over it.

02:10:18.000 Stop. This is why I don't look at you guys as equals.

02:10:21.000 Because I understand y'all.

02:10:22.000 I knew some idiot would say, Well, body count bad is for bad.

02:10:26.000 Really. Then I give you an entire scenario where he did some egregious shit before you, none of y'all calling off the wedding.

02:10:32.000 But if you switch it around, all of us are calling off the wedding.

02:10:36.000 Like, men and women are not the same, so body count matters to us, but it doesn't matter to y'all.

02:10:40.000 It's shown through your own example.

02:10:43.000 I was saying, I think that goes back to what you were saying earlier about us having sympathy and you guys having empathy.

02:10:50.000 I feel like women can be more forgiving towards men and stuff, and get over things and leave things alone, while men can do that, yeah.

02:11:00.000 Hold on, hold on, stop the fucking show.

02:11:01.000 We can get over things better.

02:11:03.000 Okay, let's say this.

02:11:06.000 Switch the scenario.

02:11:06.000 You're with your guy.

02:11:07.000 No porn.

02:11:08.000 You know what you find on his phone instead?

02:11:09.000 I'm sending money to another girl and I got a whole other family.

02:11:13.000 I didn't know we were going that far.

02:11:18.000 No, no, no, because you made that argument.

02:11:20.000 Oh, so you're leaving?

02:11:22.000 Yes. Another family?

02:11:24.000 Okay, that's a stretch.

02:11:25.000 Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.

02:11:26.000 Where's the forgiving?

02:11:27.000 Yeah, come on!

02:11:28.000 I ain't said we forgive everything.

02:11:29.000 I ain't said we forgive everything, y'all.

02:11:31.000 That's how we understand it.

02:11:33.000 I ain't forgiving.

02:11:34.000 Sympathy don't mean we forgive everything.

02:11:36.000 That means we have no standards.

02:11:38.000 Sympathy don't mean I have no standards.

02:11:40.000 Sympathy just means I understand sometimes and I might let you slip on a couple things.

02:11:44.000 But, child, I don't mean you can rock out.

02:11:47.000 Ladies, ladies.

02:11:48.000 Do you not just see that you like...

02:11:49.000 You guys just keep walking into my trap.

02:11:51.000 This is crazy.

02:11:51.000 Like, oh, we...

02:11:53.000 We have more sympathy.

02:11:53.000 We're forgiving.

02:11:54.000 We're forgiving.

02:11:55.000 I feel like you go through such an extreme...

02:11:57.000 Yeah, you get the stretch in it.

02:11:59.000 I'm not going live.

02:12:00.000 Let me get this straight.

02:12:01.000 Hold on, hold on.

02:12:01.000 Nah, nah, nah.

02:12:02.000 Let me get this straight.

02:12:03.000 So, like, on one end, he fucks in 10 girls raw before he met you.

02:12:06.000 No problem.

02:12:07.000 But then you find out that he's still taking care of you.

02:12:09.000 He got money, but he's giving another woman resources too.

02:12:12.000 Yeah, because it's happening right now.

02:12:13.000 That's betrayal to me.

02:12:14.000 What he did 10 years ago, I don't know what he would do to me.

02:12:17.000 I don't got shit to do with me.

02:12:19.000 When you're with me, why would you be married?

02:12:21.000 Why should I accept that?

02:12:22.000 Let's say he's giving a girl money, but he's not with her.

02:12:24.000 He's just giving her money because she...

02:12:25.000 You don't need to give that.

02:12:26.000 White whole bread.

02:12:27.000 Right, why are you giving another bitch none?

02:12:29.000 You don't need to give another bitch none, mate.

02:12:32.000 That's trifling.

02:12:33.000 No, strip club is fine.

02:12:35.000 No, strip club is fine.

02:12:36.000 Get your money how you live, boo.

02:12:38.000 Oh, she boo?

02:12:39.000 Yeah, no, if it's a stripper, like, you'd go out to the club.

02:12:42.000 No, but I think they're talking about if they see, like, if you see him, like, sending...

02:12:47.000 I'm sorry.

02:12:48.000 Yeah, no, I cannot deal with that.

02:12:50.000 But that goes back to what you were saying with time.

02:12:53.000 Yeah, with time.

02:12:54.000 No, no, no.

02:12:55.000 I'm not getting hurt.

02:12:56.000 I'm on her side.

02:12:57.000 I'm on her side.

02:12:59.000 Hold on, I'm on her side because if it's happening right now, get the fuck out of here.

02:13:05.000 It's the past.

02:13:09.000 Everybody has a past.

02:13:11.000 Alright, ladies.

02:13:12.000 See, here's the thing, right?

02:13:14.000 Because you guys tried to make the retarded argument earlier that a man's past matters.

02:13:18.000 When it doesn't, my scenario demonstrated it doesn't.

02:13:20.000 What I'm trying to say is that women are interested in a man's future.

02:13:23.000 A man is interested in a woman's past.

02:13:25.000 Hold on.

02:13:26.000 I'm sorry.

02:13:27.000 I'm gonna say that again, because you guys don't be listening.

02:13:30.000 A man's future is important to a woman.

02:13:33.000 A woman's past is important to a man.

02:13:35.000 So we care if you were a whore in the past.

02:13:37.000 Y'all don't care if we were a whore in the past.

02:13:39.000 But, you guys care if we're gonna become successful in our future or not.

02:13:43.000 That's what y'all care about.

02:13:44.000 So, when women say things like, oh, I'm forgiving and all this other shit, no, y'all are not.

02:13:48.000 You guys just forgive other shit.

02:13:50.000 Just like, we're gonna forgive you for some shit, but we're not gonna forgive you for other shit.

02:13:54.000 Like, I would argue a chick that's a whore, You think so?

02:14:01.000 Can I say something?

02:14:02.000 Why are you laughing right now?

02:14:04.000 Can I say something?

02:14:07.000 Here's the other thing too.

02:14:08.000 If you guys found the right guy...

02:14:10.000 You will be okay with him having side chicks.

02:14:12.000 I promise you.

02:14:12.000 No. That wouldn't be the right guy.

02:14:15.000 That wouldn't be the right guy.

02:14:17.000 You guys found your dream man and he did everything right.

02:14:20.000 That's not my dream.

02:14:24.000 Y'all wouldn't go nowhere.

02:14:25.000 That's not my dream.

02:14:26.000 Y'all wouldn't go nowhere.

02:14:27.000 Okay, can I say something though?

02:14:29.000 Can you get off my back, y'all?

02:14:33.000 I think some men don't...

02:14:34.000 I know you're speaking generally and all those things, right?

02:14:37.000 Some men don't give a fuck about a woman's past though, because even in a Moneybagg Yo song he said it He said they drop in salt like she a hoe so she my hoe Some niggas just like

02:14:52.000 that They like that Hey listen, it's about preference To fuck?

02:15:01.000 Most men do care about a woman's past.

02:15:03.000 I can agree with that.

02:15:04.000 But a lot of men really don't care.

02:15:06.000 If society didn't shame men, they would be with hoes.

02:15:11.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:15:13.000 You're using a rap song to justify...

02:15:16.000 No, I'm using a rap song to justify the fact that some men do like it, period.

02:15:21.000 Are those men that you think women want?

02:15:25.000 Guys that are okay with wiping up sluts?

02:15:28.000 I mean, it depends on the kind of man.

02:15:30.000 Honestly. It depends on the girl also.

02:15:31.000 It depends on what a woman likes.

02:15:33.000 I've dated men that are hoes.

02:15:36.000 I didn't give a fuck.

02:15:38.000 Men thought I was hoes.

02:15:39.000 There was rumors about me, all types of shit.

02:15:41.000 I still got them.

02:15:42.000 I mean, man can't breathe in hoes.

02:15:43.000 Either way, it doesn't matter.

02:15:45.000 If you got them, why are you not with them right now then?

02:15:46.000 Because I broke it off.

02:15:48.000 I don't want that shit.

02:15:49.000 Why did you not want to be with them?

02:15:50.000 I grew up.

02:15:52.000 It's life experiences.

02:15:53.000 Was he a loser or what?

02:15:55.000 Yes, he was a fucking loser.

02:15:56.000 Okay, so here we go.

02:15:58.000 Men that accept hoes are losers.

02:16:01.000 No. As proven through your own experience.

02:16:02.000 Not all the time.

02:16:04.000 You do realize you just made my argument for me, right?

02:16:06.000 And you're trying to argue now against your argument?

02:16:08.000 No, I'm not.

02:16:10.000 Okay, let's go back.

02:16:11.000 Explain why you think I said that, though.

02:16:13.000 I said men that wife up whores are losers.

02:16:15.000 Okay. Right?

02:16:16.000 Because I don't have options.

02:16:17.000 You asked me about somebody.

02:16:18.000 I get it, though.

02:16:19.000 That's one singular person.

02:16:20.000 Hold on, hold on.

02:16:21.000 Yeah. Then you're with that guy.

02:16:22.000 Right. And he was a loser.

02:16:24.000 That one singular person was a loser.

02:16:26.000 Yes, but hold on.

02:16:27.000 But he had rumors, whether true or not, that you were promiscuous.

02:16:31.000 But he still accepted you.

02:16:33.000 Yes. So is it a coincidence that he's also a fucking loser?

02:16:36.000 No, because I've dated multiple men.

02:16:40.000 Some men didn't accept the fact that they thought this thing about me.

02:16:44.000 Some men did.

02:16:45.000 Some men accepted it and was just like, wasn't losers and what the fuck?

02:16:50.000 Like, it doesn't matter.

02:16:51.000 Alright, let me be blunt about this.

02:16:53.000 Men that are successful, that are attractive, that have their life together, don't accept hoes.

02:16:57.000 That's not true.

02:16:57.000 That's not true, right?

02:16:59.000 Hold on, hold on.

02:17:01.000 As their main girlfriend?

02:17:02.000 As their wife?

02:17:03.000 I know a few of them.

02:17:04.000 Oh, really?

02:17:05.000 I know a few.

02:17:06.000 Who? Okay, so, first of all, I used to work for a company, and almost everyone there made six to seven figures.

02:17:12.000 And they loved them wholesome hoes.

02:17:13.000 They were all put together.

02:17:14.000 They were very, like, young, charismatic, money-making.

02:17:18.000 This is what I mean when I say women are stupid, bro.

02:17:21.000 Some men love those.

02:17:21.000 Yo, hold on, hold on.

02:17:23.000 Yo, ladies.

02:17:24.000 Oh, my God.

02:17:24.000 I mean, I know a girl.

02:17:26.000 Hold on, stop, stop.

02:17:27.000 Because I really got to drill this down.

02:17:29.000 How many of you guys have guys in a friend zone?

02:17:32.000 None. None in the friend zone.

02:17:34.000 Come on, man.

02:17:35.000 I have friends and I have dudes that I talk to.

02:17:38.000 That's it.

02:17:38.000 Yeah, but dudes that are like male friends.

02:17:42.000 How many of y'all have male friends?

02:17:43.000 Oh, I do.

02:17:44.000 Okay. Or dudes you curve that keep trying to talk to you?

02:17:46.000 Yeah. All of you, right?

02:17:47.000 I just don't talk to them.

02:17:50.000 Okay. So would it be fair to say that they're in the friend zone?

02:17:54.000 Yeah. Yeah, you can say that.

02:17:55.000 Okay. Ladies, do you not understand that men put women in the sex zone?

02:17:59.000 Yeah. Yes.

02:18:01.000 So, Why do you keep conflating the fact that dudes love hoes for sexuality versus dudes that love women for a relationship?

02:18:09.000 Because a man will lose his relationship for a hoe.

02:18:13.000 Really do that shit.

02:18:17.000 Now how do you know that these women are hoes then?

02:18:21.000 Because as you said, everybody has a past, right?

02:18:24.000 And their past is on social media or wherever from.

02:18:27.000 How do you know that they're hoes though is my point.

02:18:30.000 Well, some of us we may know.

02:18:31.000 You just assume.

02:18:32.000 No, because I just said I worked and I was with these people for a year, so clearly I'd have to know them to be around them.

02:18:37.000 Alright, so I'm asking you, how do you know that the women were hoes that they're wiping up?

02:18:40.000 Because they was busting it!

02:18:42.000 Why? Open!

02:18:43.000 You were there?

02:18:43.000 Busting! I heard about it!

02:18:45.000 I might have seen some!

02:18:46.000 You never know!

02:18:47.000 But the point is, they reformed hoes, so they love!

02:18:53.000 I think that's really what men want.

02:18:54.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:18:55.000 They're reformed.

02:18:56.000 It was a whole day.

02:18:57.000 It's a whole normal.

02:18:58.000 I love that.

02:18:59.000 Somebody said, wait, what about Kim K?

02:19:02.000 Don't want sluts, bro.

02:19:04.000 Ray J is a clown, man.

02:19:05.000 Kanye married her and had three kids.

02:19:09.000 That was stupid.

02:19:11.000 Get it, kid.

02:19:12.000 That's the point.

02:19:13.000 And he's a successful man.

02:19:15.000 And he's waking up now.

02:19:17.000 And he's making hell of bread.

02:19:19.000 Look at Amber Rose.

02:19:20.000 Amber Rose was a video hoe.

02:19:23.000 She had walks and everything.

02:19:26.000 And niggas was having her kid's wife in her house.

02:19:28.000 She has three kids at this time.

02:19:29.000 You also realize, ladies, you do realize most hoes don't find a guy to take them seriously.

02:19:36.000 You guys are using exceptions to the rule.

02:19:39.000 There's still, like, a majority of women that, like...

02:19:41.000 I don't know.

02:19:41.000 That was the point of what we were saying, though.

02:19:44.000 But you can't make an exception to the rule.

02:19:49.000 If, like, there's, like, 1% of women are able to find a good relationship with a guy after being a slut, that does not mean that the masses are going to be able to do it.

02:19:56.000 Yeah, we never said the masses.

02:19:57.000 We were just saying, like...

02:19:58.000 But you can't make an argument for the 1%.

02:20:01.000 But I think that in the masses...

02:20:03.000 Alright, ladies.

02:20:04.000 Let me make this...

02:20:05.000 dumb this down.

02:20:06.000 If I take 100 women, Right?

02:20:07.000 And they're all sluts.

02:20:10.000 90 of them are going to struggle to find a guy that they want back in return.

02:20:15.000 90 of them.

02:20:16.000 10 will be in a happy, fruitful relationship.

02:20:19.000 The other 90 are going to struggle in multiple relationships, can't find a guy, losing guys left and right because of their past.

02:20:26.000 That's what I'm saying.

02:20:26.000 You guys cannot make an argument for the 10 girls that get in a good relationship when 90 of them fail.

02:20:31.000 I got a question, though.

02:20:33.000 Who? Hold on.

02:20:34.000 Would y'all jump out of an airplane if I told you the parachute has a 90% chance of not deploying?

02:20:38.000 People do that shit now.

02:20:41.000 Who? Would you jump out of a plane?

02:20:43.000 No, I wouldn't do that.

02:20:45.000 That's my point.

02:20:45.000 You can't make an argument for 10 girls out of 100.

02:20:50.000 That would find a relationship.

02:20:51.000 Like, the majority of girls that are promiscuous are going to deal with the consequences.

02:20:54.000 Okay, I'm starting to learn that you speak more generally, statistically, and more like...

02:20:59.000 We consider everybody.

02:21:01.000 Yeah, we consider...

02:21:02.000 Yeah, we consider the...

02:21:03.000 Everybody, individuals, like, yeah.

02:21:06.000 90% out there, we think that everybody...

02:21:09.000 Don't be kidding me.

02:21:10.000 Don't be kidding me.

02:21:12.000 We're supposed to be talking about ourselves on the podcast, not the master.

02:21:16.000 Hey, girls.

02:21:18.000 Alright, go ahead.

02:21:19.000 Sorry. Take what?

02:21:22.000 Two hours for the girls to understand.

02:21:24.000 Now, you're speaking generally.

02:21:27.000 Sometimes he specifies, sometimes he generalizes.

02:21:29.000 We have to wait until he says something to catch on to who he's talking about.

02:21:34.000 Because one minute we might be talking about a small percentage, the next second we might be talking generally.

02:21:38.000 Because a lot of the questions have the word you in it.

02:21:41.000 Sometimes we say not you.

02:21:44.000 But we are speaking generally.

02:21:47.000 So, when you have to, like, refer yourself, just speak, you know, generally.

02:21:54.000 What? Yeah, no.

02:22:08.000 Alright, anyways.

02:22:10.000 Myron, you good?

02:22:11.000 Nah, I mean, the chat's saying God bless you, Myron.

02:22:13.000 I don't know how you do this every time.

02:22:14.000 These girls are retards now.

02:22:16.000 Your chat's going crazy.

02:22:17.000 I know, man.

02:22:17.000 Bird brain panel, repeal the 19th.

02:22:20.000 Wait, I want to answer something.

02:22:21.000 Alright, go ahead.

02:22:22.000 Nah, next question.

02:22:25.000 Bro, what?

02:22:28.000 What? No, I mean, like, whatever, whatever, like, another topic that he's going to talk about.

02:22:34.000 I have a question.

02:22:35.000 Alright, who?

02:22:35.000 Wait, who?

02:22:36.000 Okay, so you know how y'all keep saying that men only have sex with hoes and stuff like that?

02:22:41.000 So then why do men risk their whole marriage and relationships for hoes?

02:22:45.000 Because they're freaked out.

02:22:47.000 Why you can't go freak on your wife?

02:22:51.000 Because she's probably not freaky like that.

02:22:53.000 Why you marry her?

02:22:54.000 Why? I don't know.

02:22:56.000 Girls, guys generally do want families, you know what I'm saying?

02:23:01.000 Sons, kids, whatever.

02:23:02.000 But at the end of the day, we actually want like, hey, listen, maybe we should get more than one wife.

02:23:07.000 Two wives.

02:23:08.000 But some girls are like 20, 25. Heck no.

02:23:12.000 What? Get married to another wife?

02:23:16.000 You have two wives?

02:23:18.000 That's why you need to be equally young!

02:23:21.000 Your pussy is the same yoke from day one.

02:23:24.000 You have to be with somebody that would let you have a second wife.

02:23:28.000 Wait, wait, wait.

02:23:30.000 Because I am.

02:23:32.000 I live that.

02:23:33.000 Wait, wait, wait.

02:23:34.000 Pause. You and you went to the club in Vietnam, right?

02:23:38.000 Okay. Right?

02:23:39.000 Yeah. You saw many different girls, right?

02:23:42.000 Yeah. So we are, like, guys want different priorities, you know what I'm saying?

02:23:45.000 Okay. She's hot, right?

02:23:46.000 But he ain't married.

02:23:48.000 Pause. He's hot.

02:23:49.000 She's hot.

02:23:50.000 If I had you girls on to my section right now, that should be lit right now.

02:23:54.000 But if I had every girl that looked like her, that should be boring as fuck, right?

02:23:59.000 No, they might be lit too.

02:24:00.000 Because people that might like her, girls like her.

02:24:04.000 I was dancing, so you want more girls like me.

02:24:09.000 Alright, listen.

02:24:11.000 What I'm saying is this, right?

02:24:12.000 Stop talking to me.

02:24:14.000 It's so messy.

02:24:16.000 No, no, no.

02:24:18.000 Alright, so at the end of the day, it's this, right?

02:24:22.000 We want different variety, right?

02:24:24.000 Because you can suck dick properly.

02:24:27.000 You got, like, the whole fucking missionary style going on.

02:24:29.000 Like, it's a different thing that guys want.

02:24:31.000 Yeah. Because, it's hard to say, like, every day we create semen.

02:24:36.000 Right. You ain't having more than two wives, though.

02:24:38.000 That was back then, nine and one.

02:24:39.000 Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

02:24:43.000 Nah, because my grandfather had two, and he wanted three, right?

02:24:47.000 Your grandfather lied to your ass, bro.

02:24:49.000 What do you mean?

02:24:50.000 He would lie.

02:24:51.000 I'm sure he fucked so many girls.

02:24:54.000 Woman, and then you're like, oh, the fuck, grandpa, like, how many girls you fuck?

02:24:58.000 Like, he's not gonna admit to his granddaughter, hey, I fucked, like, you know, so-and-so, so-and-so, you know, like, he's being very, like, respectful about what's going on, okay?

02:25:05.000 Yeah. Correct?

02:25:06.000 Yeah. So, what the fuck's the point?

02:25:08.000 It's like, what makes you special in order to, like, lock down one guy?

02:25:12.000 Tell me.

02:25:13.000 Like, top two things, what makes you special to, like, lock down one guy forever?

02:25:18.000 Pussy-wise, energy-wise.

02:25:20.000 Time with her.

02:25:22.000 I'm sorry.

02:25:23.000 I completely dissociated.

02:25:24.000 What was the question?

02:25:25.000 Exactly. What makes you special to Lockdown One Guy?

02:25:30.000 What makes me special to Lockdown One Guy?

02:25:32.000 Yeah, go ahead.

02:25:33.000 What makes me special to Lockdown One Guy is I'm my own unique person.

02:25:38.000 Unique? What else?

02:25:39.000 Who is that type?

02:25:42.000 Unique? What else?

02:25:42.000 Don't worry about me.

02:25:43.000 I'm seeing a bigger sci-fi boy.

02:25:46.000 I'm very fun.

02:25:49.000 I'm very smart.

02:25:51.000 I can teach you new things.

02:25:52.000 I can show you new shit.

02:25:54.000 Go ahead.

02:25:56.000 Freak. What else?

02:25:59.000 Two. What else?

02:26:00.000 Two. Oh.

02:26:04.000 Parents, come on.

02:26:05.000 Funny. Caring and beautiful.

02:26:09.000 I'm ambitious and educated.

02:26:11.000 Okay. I'll do anything to try to ease your life.

02:26:17.000 Like help.

02:26:18.000 In any type of way.

02:26:23.000 Clean. What else?

02:26:25.000 I love extremely hard and I comfort.

02:26:28.000 Okay, go ahead.

02:26:29.000 What else?

02:26:29.000 I would say inspiring and also just kind of like motivated.

02:26:37.000 Alright, so...

02:26:40.000 I think all the girls on this panel have the same traits as every girl named, correct?

02:26:44.000 Mm-hmm.

02:26:44.000 So, if I'm wrong, say nah.

02:26:47.000 Nah. Nah.

02:26:49.000 Nah. I heard a lot of different answers.

02:26:51.000 No, but like, each girl has the same traits, though.

02:26:54.000 No. No.

02:26:55.000 No. If that's the case, then you got the same traits as Myra.

02:26:59.000 Yeah, but like, I mean...

02:27:01.000 I mean, y'all got a dick.

02:27:04.000 What's the difference?

02:27:06.000 You could be more nicer than us.

02:27:09.000 No, no, no, but we don't say we're special.

02:27:14.000 Like, at all.

02:27:16.000 Do you?

02:27:17.000 But you guys should feel special.

02:27:19.000 See, I'm being empathetic right now.

02:27:21.000 You men need to love yourselves so we can love you and be more empathetic.

02:27:27.000 Look at her, empathetic!

02:27:33.000 To be real, girls, it's one of those things where I see girls have no kids.

02:27:41.000 The longest relationship you've been with for four years and not been married.

02:27:45.000 You girls don't know how to fucking lock down a guy.

02:27:48.000 If we had kids, he'd probably call us a whore.

02:27:50.000 Or a single mom.

02:27:52.000 Crazy shit like that.

02:27:54.000 Bitch, I'll take educated and no kids.

02:27:56.000 No, like, if you got kids and no men, then yeah, you're a whore.

02:28:00.000 Yeah, like two other baby daddies, whatever.

02:28:03.000 But if you had a husband, a guy who actually took care of you...

02:28:07.000 That's respectable.

02:28:08.000 If I got a man who take care of me...

02:28:11.000 But what if your husband ain't you?

02:28:13.000 I'll do anything.

02:28:15.000 Listen, you have to be delusional sometimes.

02:28:18.000 I'm not going to lie.

02:28:19.000 I know, but if a man was taking care of me, I just don't want to see it, honestly.

02:28:26.000 Don't bring me back shit, and I don't want to see shit.

02:28:28.000 And I'll shut the fuck up.

02:28:30.000 Honestly, because you're taking care of me.

02:28:31.000 Yeah, but at what level?

02:28:33.000 He could be taking care of you at $50,000 a year.

02:28:35.000 You're just driving a Honda.

02:28:37.000 Oh girl, we ain't talking about that.

02:28:39.000 I'm saying as far I'm speaking generally now.

02:28:45.000 If a man was generally taking care of me and I just don't want to hear it and I don't want to see it.

02:28:52.000 And don't bring me back nothing that I can't get rid of or even that I can get rid of.

02:28:57.000 Don't bring me back nothing.

02:28:58.000 And I'm going to be fine, honestly.

02:29:00.000 Because nine times out of ten, if I don't find out then what the fuck am I complaining about?

02:29:04.000 W? What else?

02:29:07.000 No? I'll find out.

02:29:08.000 I'll find out.

02:29:09.000 No, I don't look for nothing.

02:29:11.000 I don't look for nothing that ain't looking for me, boo.

02:29:14.000 I'll find out.

02:29:16.000 Even if I don't want to find out, I'll find out.

02:29:19.000 I'm crazy.

02:29:22.000 I'm gonna, no.

02:29:24.000 What goes around comes back.

02:29:28.000 That's what I believe in.

02:29:29.000 I mean, like, the other day, alright, guys can, like, I'm 36 right now, okay?

02:29:33.000 Yeah. So, let's get it.

02:29:35.000 So, why are you not locked down?

02:29:36.000 Yeah. Where's your wife and your children?

02:29:38.000 Yeah. Well, because, you know, like, I realized, me being 36, 35, like, I'm at a prime, because at the end of the day, like, you two saw me in the club, chilling, having a good time, right?

02:29:47.000 and you was here like you're relaxing and the end of the day it's like I've seen girls my age that's all like oh my gosh the bags and everything so like me personally being single like it's a W because if I find a girl I'm like you know what you're my girl

02:30:02.000 What age do you want to have kids?

02:30:05.000 like settle down like have a family i mean me personally i'm 36 i'm probably about like like once again i don't

02:30:14.000 40 right but at the end of the day like we are do it like we we actually do a podcast in front of like thousands of people right and people say yo chris man yo thanks for helping me like with my relationship blah blah blah so i find joy

02:30:30.000 in helping these

02:30:31.000 And the end of the moon.

02:30:39.000 Sometimes. Or in a nursing home.

02:30:42.000 Who knows, but the end of the day is this, you know, like I'm happy

02:30:47.000 Doing a podcast, I'm happy doing my thing.

02:30:49.000 But, do I actually want a girl to actually marry and have kids with?

02:30:54.000 Yes. I mean, that's my ultimate goal, but I'm happy.

02:30:57.000 Is it really?

02:30:57.000 Or is that what you just feel like you're supposed to do?

02:30:59.000 You should do.

02:31:01.000 A guy should actually have kids and a family.

02:31:05.000 Yeah, but is that what you want?

02:31:06.000 But most females are fucking hoes and they can't lock down a guy at all.

02:31:11.000 You're sure it's just where you look?

02:31:12.000 What's a hoe to you, though?

02:31:13.000 It's where you guys are looking.

02:31:14.000 I don't think being a hoe is subjective.

02:31:16.000 Go to places where good women are.

02:31:18.000 One question at a time.

02:31:19.000 Okay, so what's a hoe?

02:31:21.000 What's a hoe to you?

02:31:22.000 If you're outside in clubs, you have social media, you're on Instagram, you're doing shit where a guy is sleeping and then you're like, I'm bored.

02:31:31.000 What's going on?

02:31:33.000 Stop being bored.

02:31:34.000 What else?

02:31:35.000 Because I've met girls who didn't have social media, who actually was sitting inside, did drugs and shit.

02:31:42.000 It's like, bro, like...

02:31:42.000 So why you didn't marry them?

02:31:44.000 What? Why didn't you marry them?

02:31:46.000 Because, like, the other day, it's like...

02:31:48.000 Because she was boring.

02:31:50.000 Exactly. That's all they're like.

02:31:52.000 She's boring.

02:31:53.000 No, no, no.

02:31:55.000 Like, they're currently with me right now, but it's like, why would I want to stay with one girl at a time?

02:32:02.000 I mean, that's your first friend, so we can't not be friends with who you are.

02:32:06.000 Yeah, we can't not be friends with who you are.

02:32:08.000 But, listen, like, it's one of those things where, like, in 2025, like, listen, if I do want to go around and fuck girls and have a good time and, you know, it's fine, but, you know, it's, like, the marriage loss is crazy for nowadays,

02:32:24.000 like, for men, because if I were, like, dating you for, like, five years and all of a sudden you was like, ah, fuck this nigga, I'm out, Or you take half my shit?

02:32:34.000 Why wait five years?

02:32:35.000 I would wait two years.

02:32:36.000 Into the mic.

02:32:37.000 See? I would wait two years and I'm like, huh?

02:32:39.000 Yeah, so like two years.

02:32:41.000 Two years I'm getting married.

02:32:43.000 Why is it always the thought?

02:32:45.000 What if it works out?

02:32:47.000 I think a lot of relationships don't work out because of me.

02:32:50.000 It works out when we're having a good time because I've never had a girl ask, oh yeah, Chris is like...

02:32:56.000 Boom, boom, boom.

02:32:57.000 But it's like, most girls are sitting here so single.

02:33:00.000 That's why I asked you girls, like, why aren't you married right now?

02:33:03.000 I think because society doesn't hold men accountable for their actions.

02:33:07.000 So y'all think y'all can just do and say and act however and then it's just on women to be held accountable.

02:33:13.000 We are the ones that are supposed to have a low body count, but you can go out and fuck mad bitches and we gotta be like...

02:33:19.000 Okay, well.

02:33:20.000 Like she just said.

02:33:22.000 If he taking care of me, I'ma just look the other way.

02:33:28.000 We're expecting.

02:33:30.000 I said I didn't want to see it and I did not want to hear it.

02:33:34.000 It's a difference.

02:33:39.000 If I see it and I hear it, you're being disrespectful.

02:33:43.000 You're disrespecting me.

02:33:44.000 You're being disrespectful no matter what.

02:33:48.000 It doesn't matter to me because I can't see it and I can't hear it.

02:33:52.000 So you okay with your man coming home seven days out the week and not giving you dick?

02:33:57.000 Are my bills paid?

02:33:58.000 That's crazy.

02:33:59.000 That's crazy.

02:34:00.000 Do I have a rose that could get charged?

02:34:02.000 You want to rely that bad on a man?

02:34:05.000 It's not about relying that bad on a man.

02:34:07.000 I chose to marry that man at the end of the day.

02:34:10.000 Clearly we were having enough sex for us to get married.

02:34:13.000 By the time we...

02:34:14.000 Sometimes you...

02:34:14.000 Okay, even if I'm having sex once a week, I just don't want to see her and I don't want to hear it because if I see her or hear her, you're being sloppy and we're getting a divorce.

02:34:21.000 He's gonna leave.

02:34:21.000 And I'm leaving.

02:34:22.000 I get what she's saying.

02:34:23.000 It's already fucking...

02:34:24.000 And I'm leaving.

02:34:25.000 That's it.

02:34:25.000 No, but I get what she's saying, but what she means is like...

02:34:28.000 I know you would rather your husband go to the Netherlands and fuck that bitch and you never know than he go to the strip club down the street and you see him fucking off and then he's like, that's you disrespecting me.

02:34:38.000 My friends done seen it.

02:34:40.000 It's now on the ground.

02:34:41.000 She just wants to be deaf.

02:34:44.000 It doesn't matter if he come home and you don't even get dicks.

02:34:47.000 So you gotta play with yourself but you're married?

02:34:49.000 I just said that.

02:34:50.000 Well, she did say that.

02:34:52.000 But I don't, for me personally, I don't need dicks.

02:34:55.000 I don't need dicks seven days a week.

02:34:56.000 I don't need dicks.

02:34:57.000 It's seven days.

02:34:58.000 I don't, I am, but I have, I can make myself come every day.

02:35:02.000 Why you getting married?

02:35:03.000 No, no.

02:35:04.000 So can he, so can he though.

02:35:07.000 How? Right.

02:35:08.000 I literally could use my fingers.

02:35:10.000 He can too.

02:35:11.000 I could use my rose.

02:35:12.000 He can too.

02:35:13.000 They have skin like dildos now.

02:35:15.000 Did you know that?

02:35:16.000 No, they ain't.

02:35:17.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:35:19.000 But he's got the same shit.

02:35:20.000 Wait, wait, wait.

02:35:21.000 Chat, it goes, oh look, Chris L and the show.

02:35:23.000 Chat, relax.

02:35:24.000 It's cool.

02:35:25.000 Calm the fuck down.

02:35:26.000 Go ahead.

02:35:27.000 Dick doesn't even matter.

02:35:28.000 No, first of all.

02:35:29.000 What? First of all, yes, it does.

02:35:32.000 No, it doesn't.

02:35:32.000 It doesn't.

02:35:33.000 It's then the plastic.

02:35:38.000 No, like, dick is, like, not even that good.

02:35:40.000 Bro. Alright, hold on.

02:35:42.000 Wait, wait, wait.

02:35:42.000 You had over 100 dicks, man.

02:35:44.000 Relax. So you're just okay?

02:35:47.000 You're a hoe, Paris.

02:35:48.000 Sorry, Paris.

02:35:49.000 And I haven't liked one of them.

02:35:51.000 Paris, you're hot.

02:35:52.000 Guys will fuck you.

02:35:55.000 Like, once again.

02:35:56.000 You're a hot hoe.

02:35:58.000 Oh, yeah.

02:35:59.000 Oh, yeah.

02:36:04.000 So someone said something about women are held accountable more in society than men, which I thought was crazy.

02:36:09.000 Yes. Because I don't think you guys are held accountable for anything.

02:36:11.000 I think that's why you guys behave so poorly and you're stupid.

02:36:14.000 I disagree.

02:36:14.000 We are called single mothers.

02:36:16.000 He came back on fire.

02:36:17.000 He was like, hold on.

02:36:21.000 Come back inside these bitches.

02:36:22.000 Here's the thing.

02:36:24.000 If a woman is stupid, right?

02:36:26.000 If a woman is stupid or not intelligent or fat, rude, crass, obnoxious, No one cares.

02:36:34.000 If she's hot, people still tolerate it.

02:36:36.000 But with men, we're definitely held accountable because if you're a loser as a dude, you've got to deal with the consequences of being a loser.

02:36:43.000 Women don't want you, no one respects you, no one wants to be around you.

02:36:46.000 I would argue, not only do women never get held accountable for anything in our justice system, men serve 60% more time for the same exact crimes, but women aren't held accountable in the family courts either.

02:36:57.000 It's way harder for a woman to lose the kids.

02:37:00.000 Even if the guy's an upstanding individual.

02:37:01.000 Women win like 90% of alimony cases or child support cases.

02:37:08.000 Wait, 90% of alimony is paid from men to women and women win about 90% of family court cases when it comes to custody.

02:37:15.000 So, women don't get held accountable for anything.

02:37:18.000 I talk about this in my book.

02:37:20.000 When I say why women deserve less, a big reason why I say why women deserve less is because society gives you guys more.

02:37:25.000 I'm going to say that again.

02:37:27.000 The reason why I wrote the book, Why Women Deserve Less, is because society gives y'all more.

02:37:31.000 You guys get away with being whores, being stupid, not being intelligent, not being critical thinkers, being fat, being obnoxious, and I'm not saying you guys in particular, but women in general.

02:37:43.000 For example, you're 19 years old with a 100 body count on OnlyFans, right?

02:37:48.000 You probably still get Sims talking to you.

02:37:52.000 I don't want to sound like an asshole, but you're cooked.

02:37:56.000 You will never understand how the real world works because you're 19, you've been rich your entire life, you've been privileged, so you are never going to deal with the real consequences of your behaviors until you're way older in life.

02:38:06.000 But that's what I mean where women aren't held accountable for their behaviors.

02:38:09.000 Whether they're rich and privileged and still doing some dumb shit, or they're showing up on a podcast high on Danny's and can't say how they have a vibe, or lying about being a virgin, or saying, I need a man that's equally yoked, but thinking that they need to equal it.

02:38:28.000 I'm using your guys' own statements to show how ridiculous and delusional y'all are.

02:38:33.000 Y'all will sit there and say, oh, I want a man that makes $20 million a year.

02:38:37.000 What? That's not realistic.

02:38:39.000 One of the girls will get you.

02:38:41.000 I think with men, if we're losers, reality reflects we're losers.

02:38:45.000 If y'all are losers, reality doesn't reflect that you guys are losers.

02:38:48.000 That's what I'm trying to say.

02:38:52.000 Nothing. You distracted them.

02:38:53.000 Nobody was listening.

02:38:54.000 Oh, no.

02:38:55.000 We're paying attention.

02:38:56.000 We're paying attention.

02:38:57.000 It's fine.

02:38:58.000 No, no, no.

02:38:58.000 It's fine.

02:38:59.000 She was handy.

02:38:59.000 So, yes or no?

02:39:02.000 Why do you need a drink?

02:39:03.000 I just need a...

02:39:04.000 Alcohol is the real question.

02:39:09.000 They told me why some girls just can't, like...

02:39:15.000 I just need a shot because I'm starting to just like...

02:39:17.000 We just want to be charismatic!

02:39:19.000 Y'all want us to be fun!

02:39:21.000 Let's do Betty, Betty, shot o'clock!

02:39:24.000 Oh my god, Myron, you look like you need a shot too.

02:39:27.000 We've been stressing you out so just take the shot with us, please!

02:39:32.000 Betty, Betty, shot o'clock!

02:39:34.000 Myron, Myron, Charlotte, Myron, Myron, Myron, Charlotte, Clyde!

02:39:38.000 Myron, Myron, Charlotte, Clyde!

02:39:40.000 Myron is so done in time.

02:39:43.000 Myron's going to lock himself in the room for a long time after this.

02:39:50.000 I don't drink, so.

02:39:52.000 I love that for you.

02:39:54.000 You don't see a lot of people in this generation that don't drink.

02:39:56.000 That's actually really great for you.

02:40:01.000 Why? Because I don't drink all day, bro.

02:40:05.000 Why do you think we want one?

02:40:07.000 I said, why do you think we want a shot?

02:40:09.000 I don't want a shot.

02:40:11.000 Okay, that's good.

02:40:12.000 I want a shot.

02:40:13.000 Well, I do.

02:40:14.000 Myron, yes or no?

02:40:15.000 If it's no, it's fine.

02:40:18.000 We'll wrap up the show soon.

02:40:19.000 I think you can get by without all the booze.

02:40:21.000 I can.

02:40:22.000 It's fine.

02:40:23.000 Yeah. Next question.

02:40:26.000 I do this podcast, bro.

02:40:29.000 Honestly, man.

02:40:30.000 I do this podcast so people can learn.

02:40:33.000 Because there's a lot of guys that literally think like, oh, yeah, like men and women are equal.

02:40:37.000 And we should I should go ahead and let my girl be equally yoked or we're the same.

02:40:41.000 And it's like, I tell guys all the time.

02:40:43.000 This is why I don't look at women as equal.

02:41:01.000 I'm sorry.

02:41:02.000 If it was up to me, y'all niggas would be second-class citizens.

02:41:04.000 If it was up to me.

02:41:05.000 I would have y'all in the kitchen, focusing on family, having kids.

02:41:10.000 That's not bad, though.

02:41:11.000 That's what we're supposed to do.

02:41:12.000 That's what I want to do.

02:41:15.000 I think a lot of women want that.

02:41:17.000 It's just that a lot of niggas can't afford that.

02:41:21.000 What you girls want.

02:41:22.000 Yeah, it's okay, but stop.

02:41:24.000 No, because men not paying granddaddy bills no more.

02:41:26.000 For real.

02:41:27.000 My granddaddy had that bag.

02:41:28.000 They're not doing what the fuck they need to do anymore.

02:41:31.000 Yeah, they're not doing what they need to do because girls are 19 years old, 100 bodies.

02:41:34.000 We got whole flesh.

02:41:35.000 That's Paris!

02:41:41.000 That's not me, that's Paris!

02:41:42.000 No, no, no!

02:41:45.000 No, I'm just saying in general, like the average girl, like, yo, the average girl that's like 21 years old, that's attractive, is gonna have like 10 plus bodies.

02:41:54.000 I'm the only one who said my body count.

02:41:56.000 Yeah, at least she said it.

02:41:58.000 Y'all be doing some shit too, you guys just hiding it.

02:42:00.000 So like, bro, the reality is, but the reason why men, like why should men, like pay full price, why should they pay full price and put the ring on it, give you a home, take care of you, all this shit, When you guys are giving him used pussy and bad attitude.

02:42:15.000 Why? I don't give bad attitude.

02:42:17.000 It depends on the person.

02:42:18.000 I said, of course, yes.

02:42:21.000 I get a period every month.

02:42:22.000 I'm emotional.

02:42:23.000 I'm a woman.

02:42:24.000 I'm hormonal.

02:42:25.000 My shit goes up and down.

02:42:26.000 I'm sweating right now.

02:42:27.000 I wonder the fuck why.

02:42:29.000 So when you have your period, you can't control yourself.

02:42:35.000 No, I can't control myself.

02:42:37.000 What is it?

02:42:38.000 I just get emotional sometimes.

02:42:41.000 I can be watching something like no, even I never had a child before and I was watching childbirth and my period was coming and I just started crying.

02:42:53.000 I don't give a fuck about that kid.

02:42:54.000 It's either you can control your emotions or you can't.

02:42:57.000 Which one is it?

02:42:58.000 Something called PMDD.

02:43:03.000 Okay, so if you can control your emotions...

02:43:05.000 Sometimes it's hard to, I'm not going to lie.

02:43:08.000 But you can do it, right?

02:43:09.000 I can do it, yes.

02:43:10.000 Okay, so then women have no excuse for being rude and obnoxious.

02:43:13.000 I'm not rude.

02:43:15.000 I'm not rude.

02:43:16.000 A lot of women use their period as an excuse for why they have bad behavior.

02:43:20.000 I think sometimes because they go through pain as well, like physical pain.

02:43:25.000 Exactly what he's saying.

02:43:27.000 Okay, I agree with him.

02:43:28.000 No, I agree with him.

02:43:29.000 We really can't control it.

02:43:31.000 Sometimes we just do, just have, we can backtrack, but people are humans.

02:43:36.000 This is why I say women are like kids, man.

02:43:37.000 Y'all can't control yourselves.

02:43:40.000 This is why men gotta be leaders, man.

02:43:42.000 Bro, this is why men have to be leaders.

02:43:44.000 Guys, if you're watching this podcast, this is why you have to tell your old men what to do.

02:43:49.000 This is why you gotta make money, get status, get in the gym, because no offense ladies.

02:43:54.000 Shut up when I'm talking!

02:43:56.000 Goddamn! Women are retarded, bro.

02:44:00.000 This podcast literally proves what I tell y'all all the time.

02:44:03.000 Yo, you don't have a choice in 2025.

02:44:05.000 You gotta be that fucking guy, bro.

02:44:06.000 And not only do you gotta be that guy, you gotta be the leader, you gotta be the dominant guy, and you just gotta...

02:44:11.000 Bro, we're cooked.

02:44:13.000 Society's cooked.

02:44:14.000 Yeah, facts.

02:44:17.000 Chats. Chats.

02:44:19.000 Well, I'm sizzling.

02:44:22.000 I'm lesbian now.

02:44:26.000 Not me.

02:44:27.000 Not me.

02:44:30.000 Guys, use this.

02:44:32.000 Guys, use this as a...

02:44:36.000 A step in stone for you guys to understand.

02:44:38.000 I don't really do the show for women.

02:44:40.000 I do the show for men so they understand.

02:44:43.000 This is an offense to you guys because a lot of women think the way y'all do.

02:44:47.000 There's a reason why I was able to anticipate everything you were going to say and walk you guys into traps.

02:44:50.000 Because a lot of women say the same shit over and over again.

02:44:53.000 This is why I tell dudes, yo, you got to be the boss.

02:44:56.000 Don't be a loser.

02:44:57.000 Make money.

02:44:58.000 Acquire status.

02:44:58.000 Because if you don't, you're going to have some 19-year-old boss in your house and you got to make a million dollars a month.

02:45:02.000 So, bro, it's like...

02:45:05.000 Okay, bye.

02:45:07.000 You know what I mean?

02:45:12.000 This is for y'all to learn, bro.

02:45:14.000 Otherwise, you're gonna be cooked, man.

02:45:17.000 Hey, it's fine, man.

02:45:18.000 Bills? Alright, W. Bills?

02:45:22.000 Yeah, you know what?

02:45:23.000 Yeah, I hope there's a wake-up call for you guys.

02:45:28.000 Not you guys, I mean the chat.

02:45:31.000 You guys are just going to keep living your lives, so that's fine.

02:45:33.000 Listen, Melissa, forgive for this question I'm about to ask the Jamaican in the middle.

02:45:38.000 YoBrowning.com Do you want me to say it for you?

02:45:41.000 Here to me?

02:45:42.000 It says Yo Browning Come here to me I know where Where you come from You sound like You want me Breeding out No worries babes I'll do it But before I do Do you know how to Tie goats or skin fouts

02:45:55.000 I don't know what that means, but okay.

02:45:58.000 He's flirting with her.

02:45:59.000 I don't know what that was.

02:46:01.000 All I heard was a bunch of...

02:46:03.000 I hate that for y'all.

02:46:06.000 We need more appearances from the...

02:46:10.000 What? Especially get his...

02:46:12.000 The hat and glasses.

02:46:14.000 Who's he talking about?

02:46:15.000 The hat and glasses from your debrief.

02:46:16.000 Oh, okay.

02:46:17.000 On After Hours and on the debrief too, also, shout out to Fresh.

02:46:21.000 Guy's hilarious, by the way.

02:46:22.000 I sent a super chat like this during the last After Hours and it didn't get read.

02:46:26.000 Not sure if it did not send the right way or if I didn't get read intentionally.

02:46:29.000 W Frank, W Fresh.

02:46:30.000 I don't know, bro.

02:46:30.000 I don't scan the chats.

02:46:31.000 This is Zero Chrisma on this panel.

02:46:34.000 These bitches are dumb as fuck and can barely articulate.

02:46:36.000 And you're online watching us.

02:46:38.000 And then you're online watching us.

02:46:39.000 That's a $20 tip!

02:46:40.000 That's a $20 tip!

02:46:43.000 Thank you for the $20.

02:46:45.000 All right.

02:46:47.000 And you're watching another man chat.

02:46:49.000 Get him, Jaja.

02:46:50.000 Butty boy.

02:46:55.000 Butty boy.

02:46:55.000 Women over one week commit elder and child abuse.

02:46:58.000 Real empathetic.

02:46:59.000 This is true.

02:46:59.000 They don't want to take care of them.

02:47:01.000 Pearl talked about it.

02:47:03.000 Dr. Nassad said, Myron, free pal sign.

02:47:06.000 I just bought four properties.

02:47:08.000 If I form an LLC and place it in a trust before I marry, is that enough protection?

02:47:11.000 Any other ways to protect it besides a prenup?

02:47:13.000 Yeah, prenup and then trust, of course.

02:47:14.000 But definitely talk with a financial advisor or someone that does trust in your state, bro, so you get the best advice.

02:47:19.000 Or your country, because I don't know where you live.

02:47:22.000 What else do we got here?

02:47:23.000 Because a lot of y'all are in Europe and Canada and all these places.

02:47:27.000 Big things at Guam.

02:47:28.000 It's been a while since Chris' special guest tonight, I suppose.

02:47:30.000 Shout out to my girls in the studio.

02:47:32.000 This is going to be entertaining tonight.

02:47:34.000 This is...

02:47:34.000 What? Damn, honey.

02:47:37.000 Okay. Alright, with his negro.

02:47:38.000 Oh, you meant Chris.

02:47:38.000 Okay. Fat Axl Rose says, ladies, have you ever known a girl who had a train ran on her consensually?

02:47:45.000 Yeah. Yeah.

02:47:46.000 I was in middle school, too.

02:47:49.000 That's crazy.

02:47:51.000 Yeah, I was in high school.

02:47:52.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

02:47:55.000 Alright, that's enough.

02:47:56.000 That's enough.

02:47:56.000 Wait, it wasn't me.

02:47:58.000 It wasn't me.

02:47:59.000 I didn't subscribe to see it.

02:48:01.000 No, no, no.

02:48:01.000 What? No.

02:48:02.000 Still subscribe for me too.

02:48:04.000 I'm a, I'm a, I'm a make a prayer specifically just for you.

02:48:09.000 Jesus can't save her, bro.

02:48:10.000 I'm not gonna lie because Jesus can't save her.

02:48:12.000 I don't think she's that sexy.

02:48:14.000 We're gonna have to hold hands, y'all.

02:48:15.000 Here's the thing, bro.

02:48:16.000 This is very common.

02:48:18.000 OnlyFans girls, they sensationalize and use like strange marketing tactics like this of look at me, I'm a whore to run up their OnlyFans.

02:48:24.000 I don't think she has a hundred bodies, but she's definitely, like, been around.

02:48:27.000 But I don't think she has a hundred bodies.

02:48:29.000 This is, like, what OnlyFans girls do.

02:48:30.000 Oh, I'm gonna fuck a thousand dudes in a day.

02:48:32.000 I'm gonna fuck a hundred guys in a day.

02:48:33.000 It's like the new grift.

02:48:34.000 It's like to lie about your promiscuity as an OnlyFans girl.

02:48:37.000 That one lady actually did it, though.

02:48:39.000 Who? Bella.

02:48:40.000 Yeah! She had dudes lined up.

02:48:43.000 No, I'm not saying it's not true sometimes, but, like, what they'll do is they'll, like, sensationalize certain shit.

02:48:50.000 I'm still going to make a prayer just for you.

02:48:52.000 I think Paris chose that it's a bit for you.

02:48:54.000 Yeah, I don't think it's over 100.

02:48:55.000 I mean, she got a lot of bodies, but I don't think it's over 100.

02:48:58.000 Every single video is on the OF.

02:49:00.000 Oh, yeah?

02:49:01.000 Yeah. Go see it.

02:49:02.000 Paris, I'm going to go count this.

02:49:03.000 You're paying.

02:49:04.000 Go see mine, too.

02:49:06.000 That's the advertisement.

02:49:07.000 That's the advertisement.

02:49:08.000 I made a tweet about this.

02:49:11.000 No offense to you, but this is OnlyFansGirls in general.

02:49:14.000 I've always said that they're talentless thoughts.

02:49:15.000 How? How?

02:49:17.000 Well, they rely on deceptive marketing practices to sell their product.

02:49:21.000 For example, Bonnie Blue, I'm having sex with a thousand dudes.

02:49:25.000 Whatever. I forget the other girl's name.

02:49:27.000 The other British girl.

02:49:28.000 I'm having sex with a hundred dudes in a day.

02:49:31.000 the other girl Sophie Rain lied about how much money she made on OnlyFans to like generate a whole bunch of like attention another girl lied and said oh yeah I'm gonna take this money and donate I think Bonnie Blue lied about it like Ruby Rose lied and said some dude spent a cent for a million dollars that wasn't true so like

02:49:46.000 OnlyFans girls always lie for their marketing to like run shit up sometimes it's true

02:49:51.000 And we always run it up, so it works.

02:49:55.000 Keep doing what you're doing.

02:49:56.000 Every business has marketing tactics, so...

02:50:01.000 They have to employ these marketing tactics because you guys aren't really talented, is my point.

02:50:05.000 If you were talented, you would be able to cultivate an audience naturally and you wouldn't need to rely on deceptive marketing practices to continue to maintain subscriptions.

02:50:13.000 The thing is with OnlyFans girls, it's very difficult for you to maintain people month to month, so you guys have to do stuff like that to maintain subscriptions because the attrition rate is so high with OnlyFans girls.

02:50:21.000 And this isn't just you.

02:50:22.000 The entire industry is the problem.

02:50:24.000 Even the top performing girls.

02:50:26.000 I know this because I know a couple guys that run OnlyFans agencies and shit.

02:50:29.000 And their biggest problem is retention.

02:50:31.000 Bro, you deal with them, actually.

02:50:34.000 So these guys are one of the only fans agencies.

02:50:37.000 The number one problem is getting people to subscribe and stay subscribed month to month.

02:50:41.000 So girls have to employ ridiculous strategies like this to maintain relevance to get new subscribers.

02:50:46.000 Y'all can't hold people long term, so you might as well just get new people over and over and over.

02:50:49.000 It's a revolving door.

02:50:50.000 That's how OnlyFans works.

02:50:56.000 Nope. I mean, this is how the OnlyFans world works.

02:50:59.000 It is what it is.

02:51:00.000 The problem is this.

02:51:02.000 It's a saturated market.

02:51:03.000 Every girl's on there showing her pussy.

02:51:04.000 So it's like, guys want Not if you do new tricks every day.

02:51:32.000 You're true.

02:51:36.000 It's the biggest problem with OnlyFans.

02:51:37.000 It's literally like the one...

02:51:39.000 Like... Niche.

02:51:40.000 Well, not niche, but I was gonna say it's the...

02:51:43.000 It's the biggest issue for content creators from OnlyFans is maintaining subscriptions long-term.

02:51:51.000 How do you feel about guys...

02:51:52.000 Unless... What?

02:51:53.000 How do you feel about guys doing OnlyFans?

02:51:55.000 Guys? Nine out of ten times as gay dudes.

02:51:58.000 You think so?

02:51:59.000 No. Yeah.

02:52:00.000 What if they're just doing straight...

02:52:02.000 No, this is a fact.

02:52:04.000 Most... Guys that are OnlyFans, that are making money on OnlyFans, most of their subscription base is gay.

02:52:10.000 Yeah. Look, they're even telling you.

02:52:13.000 Yeah. Because you have to interact with your audience.

02:52:16.000 Because women don't, it's simply put, women don't pay for pornography.

02:52:20.000 Only men are stupid enough to do that.

02:52:22.000 Yeah. Women don't even pay for sex.

02:52:26.000 They're not going to pay to watch someone else do it.

02:52:28.000 Like, that's ridiculous.

02:52:29.000 So they're not going to do it.

02:52:31.000 But that's what it is.

02:52:33.000 OnlyFans girls are always constantly marketing on Twitter trying to run schemes and all blah blah blah because they have to rely upon new subscribers to keep making the same money.

02:52:42.000 They can't keep people long term because everyone's offering pussy on OnlyFans.

02:52:45.000 The only girls I've seen actually maintain somewhat of an audience is girls that have a big social media following that do other shit besides show their pussy.

02:52:55.000 That makes sense.

02:52:56.000 That's the point of doing it.

02:52:58.000 Is that we have OnlyFans, but we also do social media.

02:53:02.000 No, no, I mean like real social media.

02:53:04.000 We do real social media.

02:53:05.000 I hate to even use that as an example, but someone like Amaranth, right?

02:53:11.000 She built an audience first, then she got on OnlyFans.

02:53:14.000 That's why she makes so much money.

02:53:15.000 People are more likely to stick with her because she built up an audience first with video games and kind of grifting.

02:53:21.000 Then she did the OnlyFans.

02:53:22.000 So people like, know, and trust her.

02:53:25.000 And I hate to use her as an example, but it's the truth, though.

02:53:26.000 She built up an audience first, then she got an OnlyFans, versus girls getting an OnlyFans and trying to build up an audience while they're on OnlyFans.

02:53:33.000 No, I started with social media before doing OnlyFans.

02:53:38.000 Key word, building an audience, not just starting an OnlyFans.

02:53:42.000 Everyone skips over the building an audience part.

02:53:46.000 Building an audience is really hard.

02:53:48.000 I dropped my OnlyFans at 50k.

02:53:53.000 What? 50k Instagram followers.

02:53:56.000 That's when I dropped my OnlyFans.

02:53:58.000 That's not a real audience.

02:53:59.000 Yeah, but it's something.

02:54:01.000 50k on IG is literally...

02:54:03.000 That's not a real audience at all.

02:54:05.000 Instagram is all cap.

02:54:07.000 It's the most cap app.

02:54:08.000 TikTok too.

02:54:09.000 It's not real.

02:54:11.000 Because you guys clearly don't know how to build an audience.

02:54:15.000 You build an audience through long form content and getting people to really fuck with your shit and trust and like you over long term.

02:54:21.000 This is why OnlyFans girls fail.

02:54:23.000 They fail because y'all just rely on short-form content that sexualizes yourself.

02:54:27.000 No one gets to see what's up here.

02:54:28.000 When they don't see what's up here, every other bitch can replace you.

02:54:32.000 This is why, like, Amaranth, we can use her as an example, because she's one of the few that actually successfully did this.

02:54:36.000 Even though I disagree with her viewpoints, she built an audience first on Twitch.

02:54:41.000 Built an audience on YouTube.

02:54:42.000 Simps. Simps.

02:54:44.000 She built an army of fucking simps.

02:54:45.000 Then she made her OnlyFans.

02:54:47.000 Versus girls making OnlyFans and trying to build up an audience while they have an OnlyFans.

02:54:50.000 That's not going to work.

02:54:51.000 Because that's what every other girl does.

02:54:54.000 Like if Pokimane was to do an OnlyFans, she would make millions upon millions.

02:54:58.000 Because she built up an audience first.

02:55:00.000 That's the key.

02:55:01.000 But the problem is that OnlyFans girls make the OnlyFans and then try to build up an audience as their OnlyFans.

02:55:06.000 And that's not the way it goes.

02:55:08.000 So... Alright.

02:55:11.000 Anyway. Anything else?

02:55:13.000 Okie dokie.

02:55:13.000 No. Yeah.

02:55:15.000 50k on IG for a girl is nothing, though.

02:55:18.000 That's like a dude that has 500 followers.

02:55:22.000 Like... Because it's easy to get followers as a girl.

02:55:25.000 Like, you get on the Discover page, niggas want to whack off, like, it's easy to get followers on IG as a girl.

02:55:29.000 Oh yeah, girls, yeah.

02:55:29.000 Since you're here, like, tagging.

02:55:33.000 Yeah, amazing.

02:55:35.000 I've seen girls, they got a million followers on Instagram.

02:55:37.000 99% of their follower base is men.

02:55:40.000 But they still can't sell shit.

02:55:42.000 You know what I mean?

02:55:44.000 It's a useless audience.

02:55:46.000 So, anyway.

02:55:47.000 Alright, Bill's chats and last thoughts and the show.

02:55:51.000 Yeah, close it out.

02:55:53.000 Why can't Chris limit himself to three to four drinks?

02:55:55.000 You drunk as fuck.

02:55:56.000 I mean, nigga, I'm like, hey, action mom, nigga.

02:56:01.000 Alright. What else we got?

02:56:06.000 One more?

02:56:07.000 Alright, what's the last one?

02:56:09.000 Alright, what's the last one?

02:56:14.000 You want Chris to do it this time?

02:56:15.000 Yeah, Chris, read this ad, bro.

02:56:17.000 This is gonna be funny.

02:56:18.000 Oh, no, no, no.

02:56:19.000 I gotta do it?

02:56:20.000 It has to be either you or Chris.

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02:57:57.000 Those censorship fucks.

02:57:59.000 Pause on Rumble, I'd say more.

02:58:01.000 But we're on YouTube, so I won't say who's behind it.

02:58:04.000 But we all know who's behind it.

02:58:05.000 Thank you, Myron.

02:58:06.000 We're comedians.

02:58:07.000 But yeah, what else we got?

02:58:09.000 You know what?

02:58:11.000 Cool. Close out.

02:58:12.000 Last thoughts.

02:58:13.000 Girls, I have one final question.

02:58:15.000 Yes. Ready?

02:58:17.000 Yes. Name three countries.

02:58:21.000 And you can't name the US, Mexico, or Canada.

02:58:27.000 Or where you're from.

02:58:29.000 And you can't repeat the same countries from the girls who said that earlier.

02:58:34.000 And no helping.

02:58:35.000 We'll start right here.

02:58:37.000 Three countries.

02:58:38.000 China, Tasmania, and Zimbabwe.

02:58:44.000 Okay. You said Tasmania?

02:58:47.000 Tasmania. How do you say it?

02:58:49.000 Yeah, Tasmania.

02:58:50.000 I think she meant Tanzania.

02:58:53.000 Yeah, I meant Tanzania.

02:58:55.000 We'll give it to you.

02:58:56.000 She's talking about fucking Looney Tunes, bro.

02:59:01.000 That's a lady and devil.

02:59:03.000 We'll give it to you.

02:59:04.000 Okay, what about you?

02:59:05.000 Three countries.

02:59:06.000 Three countries.

02:59:07.000 Antarctica. Okay.

02:59:09.000 Yep. Two more.

02:59:10.000 Yes, yes.

02:59:11.000 Jamaica. Alright.

02:59:13.000 Can't use Jamaica because someone mentioned it earlier.

02:59:16.000 Bumbucka! Haiti.

02:59:18.000 Okay. Haiti can't work either because that's her boyfriend who's illegally here.

02:59:22.000 Oh, don't do that.

02:59:23.000 Chill. Two more.

02:59:26.000 You got it.

02:59:27.000 Washington. Wait, number one, number nine, number one, number one.

02:59:30.000 Two more.

02:59:30.000 No, it's...

02:59:35.000 Two more, you got it.

02:59:37.000 New Zealand.

02:59:37.000 Okay. Thailand.

02:59:43.000 Alright. Did I do it?

02:59:46.000 What? Can you imagine?

02:59:49.000 She wants $20 million a year, but she can't name three countries?

02:59:51.000 That's crazy.

02:59:52.000 And still tell them what to do.

02:59:53.000 And still tell them what to do.

02:59:56.000 You're having your way, Paris.

02:59:57.000 You're having your way.

03:00:00.000 Antarctica is not a country.

03:00:02.000 Why don't you guys all look at me like I did it good then?

03:00:05.000 You're like, yeah.

03:00:08.000 Yeah, girl!

03:00:12.000 She raised her eyebrows and I was like, that's a continent.

03:00:15.000 What about you?

03:00:17.000 Three countries.

03:00:20.000 What's she looking at?

03:00:22.000 She's looking at the lights.

03:00:24.000 It's California's country.

03:00:25.000 Okay. No.

03:00:26.000 No. Alright, two more.

03:00:28.000 Go ahead.

03:00:29.000 California. Is UK?

03:00:32.000 UK? No.

03:00:33.000 Okay. Sure.

03:00:34.000 One more.

03:00:37.000 I don't know.

03:00:38.000 Amanda. Yo, have you taken SCTs yet?

03:00:40.000 No. Girl.

03:00:46.000 You put me on the spot, okay?

03:00:47.000 Like, I don't remember.

03:00:48.000 Okay, so one more.

03:00:50.000 I don't know.

03:00:52.000 Europe, Spain.

03:00:53.000 Alright, perfect, perfect.

03:00:56.000 Normally, I wouldn't roast someone so hard, but you're literally in high school, you walk in and there's a fucking globe.

03:01:03.000 Like... What the fuck?

03:01:06.000 Every classroom you walk into has a globe.

03:01:10.000 How do you not have three countries?

03:01:13.000 You're in high school.

03:01:14.000 You literally take geography class right now.

03:01:15.000 They took away the globes already.

03:01:17.000 Get out of here, man.

03:01:20.000 They took away the globes?

03:01:22.000 You still see a world.

03:01:24.000 Why do you know that?

03:01:25.000 No, they don't even have that map anymore.

03:01:26.000 I mean, there's screens that's flat.

03:01:28.000 You know, like...

03:01:28.000 But there's still maps in every classroom.

03:01:33.000 Yeah. There's still maps.

03:01:35.000 I know, but kids...

03:01:36.000 She walks in the classrooms every day.

03:01:37.000 She's probably not paying attention.

03:01:38.000 Kids have TikTok brains.

03:01:40.000 She probably didn't pay attention in the classroom.

03:01:42.000 It's probably there.

03:01:42.000 Like, she just don't want to see it.

03:01:43.000 They, like, see some shit and, like, all right, cool.

03:01:46.000 Dude, this generation is cooked, man.

03:01:48.000 I know.

03:01:49.000 Like... Because I'm thinking back, like, when I'm in high school.

03:01:53.000 Bro, if I went back in time when I was in high school, if somebody asked me to name three countries, I'd be like, sure.

03:01:57.000 Right off rip.

03:01:58.000 But, like...

03:01:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but...

03:02:02.000 Nigga, remember when you used to walk in, you'd see the globe, and you could, like, feel the continent?

03:02:05.000 Yeah! Yeah, it would spin, and it had, like, depth and shit?

03:02:08.000 Yeah! Like, I remember, they would spin the globe, they'd be like, alright, point to Iraq, and you'd have to point it out.

03:02:15.000 No, like, nigga, Iraq?

03:02:17.000 I was in middle school, and none of it happened.

03:02:23.000 Something about me 9 /11.

03:02:25.000 Yes, he said 9 /11 Like that happened, but yeah mine you're all right, though, bro It's like yo that shit was fucking the globe There's still maps man,

03:02:48.000 which is kind of crazy.

03:02:48.000 Yeah name three countries.

03:02:49.000 That's fine, but what you get a geography class Uh, C+.

03:02:53.000 Geography class.

03:02:55.000 Why? She don't even know what geography is?

03:02:57.000 We're past math.

03:02:58.000 We're past that.

03:03:00.000 But I think I got like, I don't know.

03:03:02.000 Alright, what's your GPA?

03:03:04.000 I have a 3.8.

03:03:07.000 Nah, get the fuck out of here.

03:03:08.000 I believe it because here's the thing.

03:03:10.000 That's why I've always said the traditional school system.

03:03:14.000 That's not the curriculum.

03:03:15.000 Modern education is geared towards women.

03:03:18.000 I have straight A's.

03:03:19.000 What the hell that mean?

03:03:20.000 I don't know.

03:03:23.000 I can have 12 times.

03:03:26.000 The formal education system we have now with school, like going to middle school, high school, college, etc.

03:03:32.000 It's literally created to not necessarily be intelligent, rather to follow commands and be obedient.

03:03:39.000 Yeah, they said it's built like a prison.

03:03:41.000 It teaches you how to be a better slave and women are naturally more compliant.

03:03:45.000 This is why little boys like...

03:03:47.000 We learn a lot of times through action.

03:03:48.000 So this is why they started giving kids Ritalin and ADHD medication, all this shit, to like kind of take their creativity away and their energy away.

03:03:56.000 But girls do better because girls are able to sit there with their hands folded and follow rules and regulations because women are natural followers.

03:04:01.000 But it's interesting because like, look, she has a 3.8, but she can't name three countries.

03:04:05.000 That's wild.

03:04:06.000 Her? Yeah.

03:04:08.000 Yeah. But this is what I mean when I say education system is cooked.

03:04:11.000 The curriculum changed.

03:04:12.000 Bro, I believe it because, yo, grades?

03:04:16.000 Grades has nothing to do with intelligence, bro.

03:04:19.000 Grades has nothing to do with intelligence.

03:04:20.000 His finger is so disrespectful to me.

03:04:23.000 He's like, what, her?

03:04:24.000 You let him talk to you like that?

03:04:30.000 Did you accept any school?

03:04:33.000 3.8, you're going to go to college, right?

03:04:34.000 Yeah. Alright, what schools have you been accepted to?

03:04:38.000 I've been accepted to MDC, but that's like really basic, so.

03:04:42.000 Miami Dade Community.

03:04:43.000 Do you not apply to any other schools?

03:04:44.000 No. No, I haven't done it yet.

03:04:47.000 You don't want to leave Miami?

03:04:48.000 You don't want to leave Miami?

03:04:50.000 But I, I don't.

03:04:51.000 There's UM here.

03:04:52.000 I don't.

03:04:52.000 Yeah, UM is really good.

03:04:53.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:04:54.000 But it's just too expensive.

03:04:55.000 Like, I don't.

03:04:56.000 I mean, like.

03:04:57.000 If I get a scholarship.

03:04:58.000 Yeah. I don't know.

03:05:00.000 I'm still in the process of all that right now.

03:05:02.000 That's why I've always said education is, like, when people say I'm educated, it doesn't mean shit.

03:05:07.000 And this is coming from someone.

03:05:08.000 I got a degree.

03:05:08.000 I went to a prestigious school.

03:05:09.000 But it's still fucking...

03:05:11.000 Education's a scam.

03:05:12.000 Go Huskies.

03:05:13.000 I went to Northeastern.

03:05:15.000 Go Huskies.

03:05:15.000 And Boston.

03:05:16.000 But I'm not saying that to flex.

03:05:17.000 I'm saying to let you guys know the education system is a scam.

03:05:19.000 It's a big scam.

03:05:20.000 It doesn't matter.

03:05:21.000 You go to Harvard, Yale.

03:05:22.000 You're going there to get connections.

03:05:26.000 That's what it's for.

03:05:27.000 It doesn't mean you're actually smart, but whatever.

03:05:31.000 What about you?

03:05:31.000 Final thoughts?

03:05:33.000 Oh, I thought we were doing countries.

03:05:35.000 Oh, shit.

03:05:35.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:05:37.000 Sorry. Yeah, yeah.

03:05:38.000 My bad.

03:05:38.000 Yeah, name three countries.

03:05:40.000 Bahamas, Belize, and Trinidad.

03:05:42.000 Alright, that was easy for her.

03:05:43.000 Yeah, guys.

03:05:44.000 Alright, what about you?

03:05:44.000 Morocco, Tunisia, Egypt.

03:05:50.000 Habibi! What about you?

03:05:54.000 Allahu Akbar!

03:05:56.000 Asia, Europe, Germany.

03:05:58.000 Facts. Oh, God, bro.

03:06:00.000 Oh, God.

03:06:00.000 Well, at least you named Germany, but damn.

03:06:02.000 Oh, my God, Mark.

03:06:04.000 Yeah, you named two continents.

03:06:07.000 What's your GPA?

03:06:08.000 I haven't checked the recent one.

03:06:11.000 Last time I checked, it was like a 1.3.

03:06:16.000 3.0.

03:06:17.000 You got a 3.0?

03:06:18.000 Yeah, 3.0.

03:06:19.000 Are you going to go to college, too?

03:06:20.000 Mm-hmm.

03:06:21.000 Where are you going to go?

03:06:22.000 Probably FIU.

03:06:24.000 It is good.

03:06:26.000 Her face, it's very honest.

03:06:29.000 Like, damn, the first time I'm here dealing with these girls.

03:06:33.000 What the fuck?

03:06:36.000 Nah, but it's fine.

03:06:40.000 What'd you score in geography class?

03:06:42.000 Yes. I don't even remember.

03:06:45.000 I think it's just a grade.

03:06:47.000 I think it's a grade.

03:06:48.000 Did you even take a geography class?

03:06:51.000 I don't think so.

03:06:52.000 Yeah. Do you not have maps in your classrooms when you walk in?

03:06:55.000 We have the same economics class.

03:06:57.000 I don't think we do.

03:06:58.000 We don't have any maps.

03:06:59.000 But y'all went to other classes besides economics.

03:07:01.000 Oh, y'all go to the same school?

03:07:02.000 Yes! That makes sense!

03:07:04.000 That makes sense!

03:07:06.000 Like, you obviously switch classrooms.

03:07:08.000 Like, every classroom has a map.

03:07:10.000 But the only class I would have is economics class.

03:07:13.000 Economics? What's the acceptance rate at FIU?

03:07:36.000 It's gotta be like 70%.

03:07:38.000 Yeah. Can you double check for me, Mo?

03:07:41.000 They took me, though.

03:07:42.000 Alright, what about you?

03:07:43.000 Three countries.

03:07:45.000 Switzerland, Iceland, Greenland.

03:07:49.000 Alright. I didn't expect that one.

03:07:53.000 She had all the time to think, though.

03:07:55.000 Come on, man.

03:07:55.000 I can name 12. 59%?

03:07:59.000 Yeah. Three more.

03:08:03.000 Italy, France, I think somebody said...

03:08:08.000 Mamma mia!

03:08:09.000 I said Italy.

03:08:10.000 Forget about it!

03:08:13.000 Um, I guess...

03:08:14.000 France? Why are you trying to tell me?

03:08:18.000 Okay? Oh damn, I can't say Jamaica.

03:08:22.000 Um... Nigeria.

03:08:24.000 Nigeria! There's so many countries that we can hear.

03:08:33.000 We forgot Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands.

03:08:39.000 It's not a country.

03:08:40.000 It's not a country?

03:08:42.000 It's a United States territory.

03:08:44.000 France? Yeah, it's still a country.

03:08:47.000 It's a territory.

03:08:49.000 Okay, well, there's North Korea, South Korea, there's Japan.

03:08:53.000 It's not a country either?

03:08:57.000 It's like a territory.

03:08:59.000 I thought it was a country.

03:09:02.000 We know all that.

03:09:04.000 St. Croix is a Caribbean country.

03:09:05.000 You're American territory.

03:09:07.000 If you're St. Croix, you're American.

03:09:08.000 So I don't know about all of that.

03:09:10.000 A couple of girls, I gotta ask this before we close out.

03:09:12.000 A couple of girls here are gonna go to the club to meet 6ix9ine.

03:09:15.000 Who's going?

03:09:16.000 I'm going to fuck home.

03:09:17.000 Hell yeah, raise your hands for me.

03:09:18.000 You know what's funny?

03:09:20.000 Where am I going to?

03:09:22.000 No, no, no.

03:09:22.000 I'm kind of tired.

03:09:23.000 Are you serious?

03:09:26.000 I was like, let me guess, who's going.

03:09:28.000 Yo, Paris put her hand way up in the air too, bruh.

03:09:31.000 I said, we're going now.

03:09:33.000 I'm tired.

03:09:34.000 Oh, I got you.

03:09:35.000 Stupid. If he made the move, would you smash?

03:09:40.000 He already did, the fuck.

03:09:41.000 Oh, 6'9".

03:09:44.000 He's not even cute.

03:09:49.000 He is not cute.

03:09:51.000 No, he is not.

03:09:53.000 We saw him.

03:09:54.000 He was...

03:09:55.000 He was my wallpaper when I was in middle school.

03:09:57.000 I know, she showed me.

03:09:59.000 But I don't think he's cute at all.

03:10:01.000 He look like he sweat a lot.

03:10:02.000 Guys, that's scary.

03:10:03.000 Like, he look wet all the time.

03:10:05.000 He seems cool, like...

03:10:06.000 No, he's fine.

03:10:08.000 I didn't think she was gonna give that answer.

03:10:10.000 I didn't think she was gonna put the business out there like that.

03:10:12.000 Oh shit, my bad.

03:10:13.000 No, no, no.

03:10:14.000 Nah, I don't care.

03:10:14.000 But I don't know, given...

03:10:15.000 She's probably lying.

03:10:17.000 Yeah, I...

03:10:18.000 I fuck 6ix9ine!

03:10:19.000 Subscribe to see me in 6ix9ine's next tape.

03:10:21.000 So she's lying.

03:10:22.000 No, but like...

03:10:23.000 Paris Livvy, L-I-V-V-Y.

03:10:26.000 Yo, but, like, like, I've seen him, like, like, outside, and it's cool, man.

03:10:33.000 Yeah, he seems cool, but...

03:10:34.000 He's very loving, family-wise, but, like, these girls out here, I fuck them because, like, you want a guy like him to actually, like, let you, you know what I'm saying?

03:10:42.000 But, like, he can't, like, you guys, well, you girls can't net a guy like him.

03:10:52.000 Met? I don't want'cause it's not.

03:10:54.000 Nets. Like, marry.

03:10:56.000 I don't want to.

03:10:58.000 He wears wigs, kid.

03:11:00.000 No man who has a better install than me can marry me.

03:11:03.000 Wait, did somebody else say they fucked him?

03:11:06.000 Did somebody else say that?

03:11:08.000 Just you?

03:11:08.000 Oh, okay.

03:11:09.000 I thought I heard someone else say me too.

03:11:10.000 I was like, wait, what?

03:11:11.000 Okay. Bro, listen, like, these girls can't, like...

03:11:15.000 What? I'm kidding, I did, I did.

03:11:19.000 And Quavo.

03:11:20.000 Watch the video.

03:11:23.000 Now I really don't believe you.

03:11:26.000 Those things will not fuck you on OnlyFans, bro.

03:11:32.000 On his birthday, watch.

03:11:34.000 Let's say they dismatch.

03:11:35.000 They would not allow you to put them on OnlyFans.

03:11:39.000 They would not fuck you on OnlyFans.

03:11:41.000 I could give you a sneak peek right now, right here.

03:11:43.000 no I don't want to no too bad Meron said want to sleep good at night no what I'm saying

03:11:49.000 What is it?

03:12:04.000 It just came in.

03:12:05.000 What is it?

03:12:09.000 Once a girl turns 18 and starts doing OnlyFans like Sweetheart, where...

03:12:15.000 Were those your only plans?

03:12:17.000 Okay. Well, no, she came from a rich family, which makes it even stranger.

03:12:21.000 Surprisingly, these girls can't make a plate of food from scratch, but she can start a successful OnlyFans just like that.

03:12:25.000 If she takes off her clothes to pay her bills, just know her cooter is getting multiple fills, like getting passed around.

03:12:34.000 That is so false.

03:12:35.000 Like the Boston Celtics doing basketball drills.

03:12:37.000 That is so false.

03:12:38.000 It was a poem.

03:12:40.000 Oh, okay.

03:12:43.000 Yeah. Anyway.

03:12:47.000 Guys, hope you guys enjoyed the show.

03:12:49.000 I'm going to be back on the debrief tomorrow.

03:12:51.000 I'm going to be talking about Trump's tariffs.

03:12:53.000 He backed out from China.

03:12:54.000 So we're going to talk about economics, geopolitics tomorrow.

03:12:58.000 5pm. Higher IQ conversation.

03:13:00.000 Hopefully I won't lose any hair follicles during that one.

03:13:02.000 And I think we got a Zoom call as well after.

03:13:04.000 So, 5pm guys, debrief.

03:13:07.000 Hope to see you guys there.

03:13:08.000 We'll catch you guys back.

Fresh & Fit - April 10, 2025

19 Year Old With 100+ Bodies Wants Man Making $20M A Year?!

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