Fresh & Fit - 7 Things To Do Before A Date To Hook Up

00:05:03.000 And we are live.

00:05:04.000 What's up, guys?

00:05:04.000 Welcome to the Fresh Fit Podcast, regular edition.

00:05:06.000 It's Wednesday, which means we're going to talk about some dating.

00:05:08.000 Let's get into it.

00:05:09.000 Let's go!

00:05:56.000 We're good to go.

00:05:59.000 We're good to go.

00:06:26.000 And then they're like, wait, what do these guys actually talk about?

00:06:28.000 And, you know, obviously you guys know we had to cleanse our YouTube.

00:06:31.000 So a lot of the stuff got deleted.

00:06:33.000 So, of course, it's over there on Rumble, rumble.com slash freshfit.

00:06:35.000 As you guys know, that's the home base for us.

00:06:37.000 So if we ever get canceled, you know exactly where to find us and castclub.tv.

00:06:41.000 But, you know, obviously we're live streaming right now on YouTube and all the other platforms.

00:06:44.000 So we're going to go back to basics on this one, guys, because a lot of you guys...

00:06:49.000 Don't set yourself up for success.

00:06:50.000 And then you wonder why you're frustrated when you actually do, you know, get the date set up and everything else like that.

00:06:55.000 You know, failing to prepare typically prepares yourself to fail.

00:06:59.000 So we're going to help you guys prepare properly so that you don't fail.

00:07:03.000 And actually, back in the day, these are some of our most fun episodes.

00:07:06.000 Just talking about, you know, dating with the boys, chopping it up.

00:07:09.000 So let's get into it.

00:07:10.000 Yeah.

00:07:10.000 So we're going to go ahead and count down, guys, seven things that you need to have in place.

00:07:15.000 Now, some of these things might seem like rudimentary or basic, like, whoa, I knew that.

00:07:18.000 But you guys would be shocked at how many guys don't do a lot of the things that we're going to talk about.

00:07:23.000 And if you miss one of these things, what ends up happening is it starts to become a recipe for disaster, right?

00:07:28.000 Because you mess up one thing, then everything else kind of falls behind it, right?

00:07:32.000 It's kind of like a domino effect because you guys got to understand that When it comes to dating, right?

00:07:37.000 And being successful with dating, you need to have a system in place, okay?

00:07:40.000 And I know people are like, whoa, what do you mean a system in place?

00:07:42.000 What are you talking about?

00:07:43.000 Well, you need to have a set of behaviors, right?

00:07:46.000 That leads to success that you can replicate every single time.

00:07:50.000 Obviously, you tinker around and everything else like that based on the individual that you're going to meet with or whatever.

00:07:54.000 But in general, you have a foundation.

00:07:56.000 And the problem is that a lot of you guys just kind of wing it.

00:07:59.000 Like, oh, I haven't been on a date in seven months.

00:08:01.000 I'm just going to wing it.

00:08:02.000 No, you can't do that, man.

00:08:03.000 You got to plan for success, man.

00:08:05.000 And again, If you fail to prepare, you're preparing to fail.

00:08:09.000 And when it comes to dates, you need to go ahead and have things set up in a proper fashion so you set yourself up for success, man.

00:08:16.000 And the thing is, and we talked about this on the podcast after hours, right?

00:08:20.000 Like girls, like... 1.00

00:08:22.000 You know, like, oh, I went on a date, but the vibe wasn't there, blah, blah, blah.

00:08:26.000 Guys, you need to understand one thing when it comes to going on dates with females, right? 0.98

00:08:32.000 The girl can be boring. 1.00

00:08:33.000 She could be uninteresting.

00:08:35.000 She could be uncharismatic, etc. 0.85

00:08:37.000 High.

00:08:38.000 High.

00:08:39.000 Whatever it is.

00:08:40.000 If she doesn't have fun on a date, she's never going to say... 0.98

00:08:44.000 Damn, I really could have talked more. 0.98

00:08:47.000 Or damn, I could have really been more interesting. 0.99

00:08:48.000 Or man, I could have contributed more to the conversation. 0.98

00:08:50.000 You know what she's going to say?

00:08:51.000 She's going to say, you're boring.

00:08:54.000 She's going to say, it was whack because it was his fault.

00:08:56.000 Because the onus is always on you as the man.

00:09:00.000 You're the leader.

00:09:01.000 Okay, you're the protector, you're the provider, etc.

00:09:04.000 So, you're the one that needs to get the vibe.

00:09:07.000 The girl's never going to take responsibility for having the vibe. 1.00

00:09:10.000 You need to create the vibe.

00:09:12.000 And what all the vibe basically means, guys, and I hate using that term, but we're speaking in womanese for a second here.

00:09:16.000 All the vibe basically means is creating an ambiance that is conducive to intimacy.

00:09:21.000 Okay?

00:09:22.000 One more time for y'all, alright? 1.00

00:09:23.000 Because I've got to show you guys, this is how modern women talk, so you've got to understand what the fuck they mean by this shit. 1.00

00:09:29.000 When a girl says the vibe, what that means in plain old English is you need to create a certain ambiance that will allow for intimacy to occur. 0.99

00:09:39.000 That's what it basically comes down to.

00:09:41.000 This could be a bunch of different things.

00:09:43.000 The way you speak, your tonality, the dates, etc.

00:09:45.000 All this stuff is very important.

00:09:46.000 The way you're dressed.

00:09:47.000 All of this stuff is a totality of the...

00:09:50.000 I don't want to make this a legal thing, saying to a title of the circumstance, but it really does come down to that, man.

00:09:54.000 It's a whole package. 0.96

00:09:55.000 So I don't want to try to, like, complicate it for you guys or whatever, but this shit is a science, and you need to get a system, okay? 0.98

00:10:01.000 And we're going to help you guys. 0.97

00:10:02.000 We're creating that system.

00:10:03.000 Fresh, you want to say anything?

00:10:04.000 That was a very well laid out intro.

00:10:07.000 But what I will say, there's a song, and in the song it says, girls, just want to have fun.

00:10:13.000 Replace fun with vibe.

00:10:14.000 They want to have a good vibe.

00:10:15.000 And you said it very clearly earlier. 1.00

00:10:17.000 I hate that fucking word, though. 1.00

00:10:19.000 I really hate that word. 1.00

00:10:20.000 But we're using it for you guys because that's how they talk, right?

00:10:23.000 So you have to be the person bringing the vibe.

00:10:26.000 Whether you like it or not is what it is.

00:10:28.000 Now, granted, we're going to cover seven steps today you can actually do to get success.

00:10:32.000 But here's a disclaimer, though.

00:10:33.000 Guys, it's very important.

00:10:35.000 Just because you do these seven steps doesn't mean you're going to get laid.

00:10:37.000 It means you have a better chance because obviously her body, her choice, so we're just telling you guys up front, don't expect this to happen every single time.

00:10:44.000 Let's get into it.

00:10:45.000 Yeah, we're going to set you guys up for success, but obviously, you know...

00:10:49.000 No one bats, you know, a hundred percent, a thousand percent.

00:10:52.000 Nobody.

00:10:52.000 No one does.

00:10:53.000 So, and then different girls have different rules, right? 1.00

00:10:55.000 And then obviously different guys have different sexual market value, right?

00:10:58.000 So if you're not the best looking guy, guess what, bro?

00:11:01.000 You might have to go on two or three dates to make it happen, right?

00:11:04.000 If you're in a very attractive guy, but you have no confidence, you have no personality, it might take you two dates.

00:11:08.000 You might be a very good looking guy and you're a charming guy.

00:11:10.000 Then you might be able to do it the first day, but every guy is different.

00:11:13.000 You guys got to understand you guys were watching the show.

00:11:15.000 If you've been watching the show for a while, you understand that girls have different rules for different guys. 1.00

00:11:18.000 Okay, obviously, we want you guys to be the guy that she breaks the rules for.

00:11:22.000 However, some of you guys might not be there yet, and that's fine.

00:11:25.000 There's nothing wrong with that.

00:11:25.000 Everyone's on their journey.

00:11:26.000 But we're going to set you up where you at least have a rudimentary understanding of how to set this up properly.

00:11:33.000 And also, just another disclaimer as well.

00:11:35.000 Do not get mad if you don't get laid.

00:11:37.000 Listen, guys.

00:11:38.000 There's things that happen.

00:11:40.000 She might be on her period.

00:11:41.000 She might not like you at all.

00:11:42.000 She might even just have a boyfriend.

00:11:43.000 You don't know.

00:11:44.000 The point is...

00:11:45.000 Have fun on a date, have a plan, and enjoy the process.

00:11:49.000 That's it.

00:11:49.000 Cool.

00:11:50.000 Seven steps.

00:11:51.000 Yeah, so we're going to start with yourself and then work our way out, okay?

00:11:56.000 So we're going to start with the things.

00:11:57.000 Obviously, everything that we're going to talk about is pretty much in your control, but we're going to start with the most personal.

00:12:03.000 Guys, I'm amazed I even had to say this, but after doing how many episodes now?

00:12:09.000 We've done like...

00:12:10.000 At least 3,000 plus?

00:12:11.000 Well, we've talked to almost 3,000 girls, but we've done...

00:12:17.000 We're good to go.

00:12:22.000 We're good to go.

00:12:41.000 Before you go out, shower right before.

00:12:45.000 Okay?

00:12:45.000 If you're one of these guys that sweats all the time, etc.

00:12:48.000 And it's crazy I have to say this, but you know what?

00:12:50.000 I'm just going to say it anyway.

00:12:51.000 Shower right before the date.

00:12:54.000 Bam! 0.98

00:12:55.000 Okay?

00:12:56.000 Right before. 0.99

00:12:57.000 I don't give a shit if you say, oh, bro, I showered this morning. 0.99

00:13:01.000 No. 0.99

00:13:01.000 Right before. 0.99

00:13:02.000 You gotta shower two or three times that day?

00:13:04.000 Do it.

00:13:04.000 You live in a place that's humid?

00:13:06.000 Do it.

00:13:06.000 You live in a place that's hot?

00:13:07.000 Do it. 1.00

00:13:08.000 You could be in fucking Antarctica. 1.00

00:13:09.000 I don't care. 1.00

00:13:10.000 Do it anyway.

00:13:11.000 Because the amount of women that have complained about guys smelling bad is crazy.

00:13:16.000 Niggas gonna say- It's often overlooked.

00:13:18.000 But Myron, they love the man musk. 0.94

00:13:21.000 Niggas, she don't know you. 1.00

00:13:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:22.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:13:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:13:23.000 She don't know you yet, bro.

00:13:24.000 That's a good point. 0.98

00:13:24.000 What the heck? 0.98

00:13:25.000 That's a good point. 0.98

00:13:27.000 I know some loser might say, well, there was a study done, and we found that the girls were most aroused by the guys that had higher testosterone that smelled bad, blah, blah, blah. 0.52

00:13:37.000 See, here's the thing. 0.95

00:13:37.000 She needs to be attracted to you first for her to accept your scent, okay, guys? 0.95

00:13:42.000 So for her to accept your scent, she's got to be attracted to you in the first place.

00:13:46.000 If you come in musty off the rip...

00:13:49.000 You ain't gonna get a chance, alright?

00:13:51.000 So, guys, shower, shave, keep yourself clean, okay?

00:13:57.000 We're gonna go all the way.

00:13:58.000 Look, your beard, if you're gonna have a beard, it needs to be nice and trimmed and clean.

00:14:03.000 If you have longer hair, make sure it's styled appropriately, okay? 1.00

00:14:08.000 Shave your fucking balls. 1.00

00:14:09.000 Yeah, I said it. 1.00

00:14:10.000 Shave them, alright?

00:14:11.000 Or make sure that it's trimmed. 0.99

00:14:12.000 Freshest balls? 0.97

00:14:13.000 Shave them? 0.99

00:14:15.000 Sorry, my bad.

00:14:16.000 Okay?

00:14:18.000 Like, spray cologne.

00:14:21.000 Like, guys, like, it's, you know, I really hate that I even had to start here, but after all the complaints I've heard, you know, it's wild. 0.98

00:14:31.000 How many of y'all just fucking stink and it's crazy? 0.98

00:14:34.000 Let me tell you this, man. 1.00

00:14:35.000 So listen.

00:14:36.000 I've been complimented a number of times in my life for women.

00:14:40.000 Not for my looks, of course.

00:14:42.000 Just saying.

00:14:42.000 It's because of my smell.

00:14:44.000 And guys, I give you a while back a secret on what I wear for cologne.

00:14:48.000 And it's worked so well, I gotta say...

00:14:51.000 You know, it's a secret for a while.

00:14:52.000 But if you're not aware of it, I'll tell you tonight as well, it's Westlil Tuxedo.

00:14:56.000 Westlil Tuxedo.

00:14:57.000 It's a really good cologne, it smells good, and women love it. 0.58

00:15:00.000 So guys, what's the price point on it?

00:15:02.000 Like $120.

00:15:03.000 Okay, so it's affordable too.

00:15:04.000 Yeah, $140.

00:15:06.000 It's affordable.

00:15:07.000 But guys, like Myron said, hygiene is important because even on the show, girls always say, oh, it's hygiene.

00:15:12.000 Tea for yellow, smells bad, breath stinks. 0.99

00:15:15.000 Like, bro, also, whoa, let's see what a blowjob. 1.00

00:15:18.000 They go down there. 1.00

00:15:19.000 Oh, dick cheese. 0.99

00:15:20.000 It smells. 0.99

00:15:21.000 You don't get nothing.

00:15:23.000 So I was like, bro, come prepared for the date beforehand.

00:15:26.000 A shower, at least.

00:15:27.000 At least a shower.

00:15:27.000 You need to assume that you're going to get some action, guys.

00:15:30.000 Okay?

00:15:31.000 So, yo.

00:15:32.000 And here's the other thing, too. 1.00

00:15:33.000 A lot of you guys have dirty ass mouths. 1.00

00:15:35.000 It's fucking disgusting. 1.00

00:15:37.000 So I'd be talking to some of y'all when you guys come up and talk to me and shit like that. 1.00

00:15:40.000 And here's the thing. 0.97

00:15:42.000 I've had supporters come up to me and shit like that. 1.00

00:15:44.000 And I've told them, yo, you're fucking breast stinks, bro. 1.00

00:15:46.000 Or you smell. 1.00

00:15:47.000 And I tell them this.

00:15:48.000 You know why I do this? 0.99

00:15:49.000 Because I fucking care. 0.99

00:15:50.000 I tell them, yo, if I was a chick, I wouldn't fucking talk to you. 1.00

00:15:53.000 I've done it before. 0.99

00:15:53.000 Where supporters come up to me and they'll be like, yo, you know, I'm having trouble with girls, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:15:57.000 What do you think? 1.00

00:15:58.000 And I'll tell them right then and there, you fucking smell, nigga. 1.00

00:16:00.000 Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

00:16:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:01.000 Like you need to brush your teeth. 1.00

00:16:04.000 Guys, you know what I do before every single date? 0.96

00:16:07.000 Yo, I fucking brush my teeth and then I carry a pack of Orbit gum. 0.95

00:16:11.000 All right? 0.99

00:16:12.000 Peppermint, which is I think the green one or the blue one.

00:16:15.000 I forget what the thing is.

00:16:17.000 I always carry gum with me.

00:16:19.000 Why?

00:16:19.000 Because when you're chewing gum, Well, number one, it's good for your jaw anyway.

00:16:23.000 But it keeps your breath fresh, man.

00:16:25.000 Listerine, get a mechanical toothbrush.

00:16:27.000 Yo, it's 2024. 1.00

00:16:29.000 If you guys are still out here doing this dumb shit, you're a fucking bum. 1.00

00:16:32.000 You're a brokie. 1.00

00:16:32.000 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

00:16:33.000 You get a mechanical toothbrush, it's only going to cost you like $100, right? 1.00

00:16:37.000 $100, $120.

00:16:38.000 It's worth the investment.

00:16:39.000 They're better anyway.

00:16:40.000 Ask any dentist.

00:16:41.000 They will tell you a mechanical toothbrush is superior to a regular toothbrush.

00:16:44.000 Like, bruh, mechanical toothbrush, Listerine, get some teeth whitener, keep your teeth...

00:16:49.000 Nice and clean.

00:16:50.000 Care about your oral hygiene, guys.

00:16:51.000 It's important, man.

00:16:53.000 It's very important. 0.64

00:16:53.000 When your breast smells, I'm telling y'all, man, girls can't stand that. 0.64

00:16:56.000 And here's the thing. 1.00

00:16:57.000 She might have found you cute, but now you can't kiss her because your breast smells. 0.97

00:17:00.000 She's like, oh, no, I'm good, man. 0.98

00:17:02.000 If you guys smoke weed, you guys smoke cigarettes, quit that right now.

00:17:07.000 Right now, quit it.

00:17:08.000 How about to anybody?

00:17:09.000 So just be prepared before you go on a date.

00:17:11.000 Bro, like, yo, you guys that smoke pot and stuff like that, quit it, bro. 1.00

00:17:14.000 I'm telling you, man, you stink. 1.00

00:17:16.000 Your fingernails get all dirty, right? 1.00

00:17:18.000 Here's another thing.

00:17:19.000 I hate I have to say.

00:17:20.000 Bro.

00:17:22.000 Clip your fingernails, guys.

00:17:24.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:24.000 Holy!

00:17:25.000 Bro, the amount of guys that I've met where their fingernails are dirty, because they're rolling up weed or whatever the hell, they're smoking black mouths. 1.00

00:17:32.000 I don't know what y'all do. 0.96

00:17:33.000 Bro, clip your fingernails.

00:17:35.000 They should be short, nice, and clean.

00:17:36.000 I don't get no manicures.

00:17:37.000 I don't do none of that.

00:17:38.000 I just clip my fingernails.

00:17:40.000 That's it.

00:17:40.000 Bro, girls always complain.

00:17:42.000 You know why?

00:17:42.000 They say, I look at a man's hands, and if they're long nails, I can picture him putting his hand inside of me, hurting me.

00:17:48.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:48.000 So I don't like that shit. 1.00

00:17:50.000 Secondly, then there's dirt underneath his fingernails, like dirt. 1.00

00:17:53.000 It doesn't touch my pussy. 1.00

00:17:55.000 So on that level alone, bro, it's kind of like having dirty hands or even long nails can fuck you up. 1.00

00:18:01.000 Now, here's the other thing. 0.99

00:18:03.000 Have rough hands.

00:18:04.000 There's nothing wrong with that, right?

00:18:04.000 I got calluses and everything else like that, lifting weights and stuff.

00:18:06.000 That's fine.

00:18:07.000 But your fingernails need to be clean, guys.

00:18:10.000 Like, don't have long fingernails.

00:18:11.000 Keep them nice and clipped and short, okay?

00:18:13.000 You don't want disgusting fingernails, man. 0.99

00:18:15.000 That's ridiculous, bro. 1.00

00:18:17.000 And again, I don't mean to be a jerk with y'all, but I gotta give it to you guys straight. 1.00

00:18:22.000 A lot of y'all are some dirty motherfuckers, man. 1.00

00:18:23.000 It's crazy. 1.00

00:18:24.000 Cut your unibrow.

00:18:26.000 Make sure your beard is trimmed.

00:18:27.000 Make sure your hair is, you know, nice, right?

00:18:30.000 If you keep your hair longer, guess what?

00:18:32.000 There's going to be more maintenance.

00:18:33.000 Make sure it's nice and combed before you go out.

00:18:37.000 If you have a hair problem, right?

00:18:38.000 Take care of that, guys.

00:18:40.000 Hairy back's unacceptable.

00:18:41.000 Make sure that your hairy back is gone.

00:18:44.000 Like, no hair on your back, guys. 0.56

00:18:45.000 Okay?

00:18:46.000 No girl finds that thing attractive. 0.98

00:18:48.000 They'll sit there and say, I like a dad bod.

00:18:49.000 I like a little bit of hair on the chest.

00:18:51.000 I like a little bit of hair on the back.

00:18:53.000 They don't, bro.

00:18:54.000 It's cap.

00:18:55.000 Like, some girls will accept it, but trust me, if you don't have, if you're hairless, It's not going to hurt you.

00:19:01.000 Especially when you've got a good physique.

00:19:03.000 Right?

00:19:03.000 But hair on the back, unacceptable.

00:19:05.000 Like, you can have a little hair on your chest, but hair on the back, unacceptable, man.

00:19:08.000 Get rid of that immediately. 0.99

00:19:09.000 It's disgusting. 0.99

00:19:10.000 It's absolutely disgusting. 0.51

00:19:11.000 Also, correction.

00:19:12.000 I looked at YSL Tuxedo.

00:19:13.000 It's actually $295.

00:19:14.000 $295?

00:19:14.000 So it's a little bit higher.

00:19:15.000 Okay, okay.

00:19:16.000 But it's still good, though.

00:19:16.000 Can you give them something that's a little bit...

00:19:18.000 Do you have a more affordable one that the guys can get like today?

00:19:21.000 There's Chanel.

00:19:22.000 I forgot which one it is, though.

00:19:23.000 It's kind of like a rectangle black bottle.

00:19:27.000 I forgot what it's called, but that one's a little bit cheaper, I think.

00:19:30.000 Okay.

00:19:30.000 Oh, also, guys, clean your ears, okay?

00:19:34.000 Q-tips, no earwax, okay?

00:19:37.000 Absolutely disgusting.

00:19:38.000 Girls notice all this stuff, guys.

00:19:41.000 You've got to take care of yourself, man, from a holistic standpoint.

00:19:44.000 Shower, nails clipped, okay? 0.97

00:19:46.000 Hair clean, beard trimmed, unibrow gone, hairless back, balls trimmed, cologne.

00:19:53.000 Wear deodorant. 0.54

00:19:54.000 Like, it's amazing to me how many of you guys don't wear deodorant.

00:19:56.000 Wear deodorant, guys, because you don't want to raise your arm up like this, and then it smells.

00:20:00.000 Worse yet, you don't want to have a pit stain either.

00:20:02.000 Unacceptable.

00:20:03.000 Like, guys, take care of yourselves, man.

00:20:05.000 When you're going out with the girls, and here's the thing, too, that I want you guys to know.

00:20:09.000 Some of y'all might go on a first date and a girl might not call you back.

00:20:12.000 Bro, it might be because you smelled or your breath smelled or you were just unkempt.

00:20:18.000 Like, yo, it's very important to be clean.

00:20:22.000 I can't emphasize this more.

00:20:23.000 Some of you guys lose the girl before the date even started just because you went up to her and said, hi, and then she smelled your breath and it was disgusted.

00:20:31.000 It smells rancid. 0.97

00:20:32.000 Putrid.

00:20:33.000 Like, come on, man. 0.97

00:20:34.000 What's wrong with y'all?

00:20:35.000 Always brush your teeth before you meet up with her and carry gum with you, okay?

00:20:39.000 Carry gum.

00:20:40.000 I don't care what it is.

00:20:41.000 You can have Orbit, whatever it is.

00:20:43.000 They're not even paying me to tell y'all this, but carry some kind of breath mint gum at all times, man.

00:20:48.000 And here's the other thing, too.

00:20:49.000 DHV. You give her a piece and be like, hey, you need it.

00:20:53.000 Ha ha ha.

00:20:53.000 Right?

00:20:54.000 Because what are you implying when you do that?

00:20:55.000 I do that.

00:20:56.000 I'll give her a piece and I'll say you need this.

00:20:58.000 Why do I do this?

00:20:59.000 Mouthwash.

00:21:00.000 It's a demonstration of higher value, number one.

00:21:01.000 Number two, it makes her feel like, oh, okay, whoa, my guard's up.

00:21:05.000 If he has the audacity to tell me that I need it, like, wow, this guy's probably really clean.

00:21:11.000 And then you got nice teeth.

00:21:12.000 If your teeth are clean, guys, you already send a message like I'm better than you.

00:21:16.000 Yeah.

00:21:16.000 Like, I hate to say it like that, but that's what it comes off as.

00:21:18.000 When your teeth are nice and straight, guys, it comes off as better.

00:21:21.000 You're a superior individual.

00:21:23.000 And that's what you want because if your teeth are clean and straight, that means you care about your hygiene.

00:21:26.000 Look, some of y'all might not be able to afford braces.

00:21:28.000 Maybe you guys don't have braces.

00:21:29.000 That's fine.

00:21:30.000 When my teeth were crooked, guess what?

00:21:31.000 They were still wet because I brushed my teeth every single day.

00:21:33.000 I was using mouthwash.

00:21:34.000 I was chewing gum.

00:21:35.000 And I used...

00:21:38.000 Teeth whitener, guys.

00:21:40.000 So you are absolutely in control of how your teeth look from a cleanliness standpoint.

00:21:46.000 Also, for your tongue, tongue scrapers are very important too.

00:21:50.000 And we brought up actually on the screen an affordable cologne any guy can get.

00:21:54.000 It's Blue to Chanel.

00:21:56.000 It smells really good.

00:21:57.000 Girls love it, by the way. 1.00

00:21:58.000 It's affordable.

00:21:59.000 And honestly speaking, guys, when I go see you for the first time, she'll look at you.

00:22:04.000 But very close to you, she'll smell you.

00:22:05.000 So this is going to do wonders for you as well.

00:22:07.000 So go check it out.

00:22:08.000 We're not getting paid by any of these niggas. 1.00

00:22:10.000 Listerine, Chanel, they need to cut us a check. 0.67

00:22:12.000 Oral-B, mechanical toothbrushes, that's what I use.

00:22:14.000 We're giving you all the sauce today because we want you guys to win.

00:22:17.000 We don't care about whether these guys sponsor us or not.

00:22:20.000 We're probably too hot for them anyway.

00:22:21.000 So it don't matter.

00:22:22.000 But the point is that I need you guys.

00:22:24.000 Yeah, get Listerine no alcohol, by the way, guys.

00:22:26.000 Someone in the chat mentioned that.

00:22:27.000 Get Listerine no alcohol.

00:22:28.000 It's way better.

00:22:28.000 And it won't burn as much.

00:22:30.000 But I kind of like to burn.

00:22:31.000 Pause.

00:22:32.000 The point is, guys, is you need to ensure that you're clean.

00:22:38.000 And I know I spent a lot of time harping on this, but bro, fingernails, hair, I'm a beard, back hair, I mean pubic hair, make sure that's controlled.

00:22:47.000 For good reason.

00:22:47.000 Girls complain about this all the time.

00:22:49.000 Dude.

00:22:49.000 Hygiene, number one.

00:22:50.000 I wouldn't have spent this much time on it if we didn't get the overwhelming amount of complaints that we've gotten from women about this on first dates, man. 0.98

00:22:58.000 Like, guys, holy crap, man. 0.96

00:23:00.000 Please take care of this, guys. 1.00

00:23:01.000 Some of y'all lose the fight before you even get in just off of your breast smelling bad. 0.88

00:23:04.000 Like, you guys don't get it. 0.84

00:23:05.000 Like, yo, girls assume the worst if your hygiene is bad. 1.00

00:23:08.000 Bro, even networking.

00:23:09.000 Niggas come up to me, yo, fresh. 1.00

00:23:11.000 What's good? 0.83

00:23:11.000 I'm like, yo, nigga, you're not fresh at all. 0.83

00:23:14.000 Damn, my nigga. 1.00

00:23:14.000 That's disgusting. 1.00

00:23:15.000 Hey, it happens, bro.

00:23:16.000 But, yeah, supporters have come up to me and said, yo, I'm having this issue with girls, blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:23:20.000 And I tell them right then and there, bro, you smell. 1.00

00:23:22.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:23:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:23:24.000 No one's ever told me that.

00:23:25.000 Yeah.

00:23:25.000 I wish somebody did.

00:23:26.000 Like, you guys, like, bro.

00:23:28.000 Man.

00:23:29.000 Guys.

00:23:30.000 Please take care of your hygiene.

00:23:31.000 That's extremely important. 1.00

00:23:32.000 Fuck, I'm just gonna say. 1.00

00:23:34.000 You guys from like India, Pakistan, etc. 1.00

00:23:36.000 Don't align with the stereotypes, okay?

00:23:39.000 Please.

00:23:40.000 Make sure that your hygiene is even more on point, okay?

00:23:43.000 Defeat the stereotypes.

00:23:44.000 Wait, what are you saying?

00:23:45.000 Curry?

00:23:46.000 Bro.

00:23:51.000 But here's the thing. 0.99

00:23:53.000 Not even trying to be a jerk. 0.99

00:23:55.000 Statistically speaking, right? 0.99

00:23:56.000 Asians and Indian guys typically are some of the least desired races by women. 1.00

00:24:02.000 So guys, don't align with the stereotypes, bro.

00:24:04.000 You could beat the stereotypes, okay?

00:24:06.000 There's a bunch of guys from India and Pakistan that do really well, right?

00:24:10.000 We've seen a few.

00:24:11.000 They do it.

00:24:11.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:24:12.000 They're killing it.

00:24:12.000 But they do it by overcoming the negative stereotypes, man.

00:24:17.000 So guys, don't...

00:24:18.000 Just don't be...

00:24:19.000 Don't lie with the stereotypes.

00:24:21.000 You want to be the guy where you come in and you overcome the stereotypes.

00:24:26.000 Yeah.

00:24:27.000 Like, we should be in jail or...

00:24:29.000 Yeah.

00:24:30.000 Right? 0.50

00:24:31.000 Like, girl meets me, she might be like, oh, he's black. 0.93

00:24:33.000 But then I'll speak and they'll be like, oh, he's well-spoken, he's educated.

00:24:36.000 Okay. 0.96

00:24:36.000 Wait, you're black? 0.96

00:24:37.000 Yeah, allegedly. 0.99

00:24:39.000 Well, maybe not.

00:24:40.000 I don't know.

00:24:40.000 Depending on who you ask, right?

00:24:43.000 So the point is, guys, is that you never want to align with negative stereotypes attributed to your race, your religion, etc., right?

00:24:52.000 And some of y'all, I ain't gonna lie to y'all.

00:24:54.000 Some of you guys have a disadvantage when it comes to dating.

00:24:57.000 Simply by your race, simply by your ethnic background, whatever it may be, I'm here to tell you guys that you can overcome those stereotypes.

00:25:04.000 You can absolutely overcome those stereotypes.

00:25:06.000 Don't just give up.

00:25:07.000 Oh, I'm Indian.

00:25:07.000 I'm not going to go out and date.

00:25:08.000 Oh, I'm Asian.

00:25:09.000 I'm not going to go out and date because girls are going to automatically assume I'm not attractive. 1.00

00:25:12.000 Fuck that, man. 1.00

00:25:12.000 We don't make excuses over here. 1.00

00:25:14.000 We overcome the stereotypes.

00:25:15.000 All of you guys can beat the stereotypes, right?

00:25:16.000 Yep.

00:25:17.000 Numbers game.

00:25:17.000 Yeah.

00:25:18.000 Okay.

00:25:18.000 Number two.

00:25:20.000 We're tight friends.

00:25:23.000 Fitted clothes.

00:25:24.000 Not tight, but fitted.

00:25:25.000 But fitted.

00:25:25.000 Yeah.

00:25:26.000 Right?

00:25:26.000 Now, obviously speaking, you don't want to be like Poindexter, have everything super tight.

00:25:30.000 You want to be at least on some level, some room to breathe, but looks good on you for your physique.

00:25:35.000 Hopefully in your gym, doing better, like myself.

00:25:37.000 Now, granted, where do you get clothes from?

00:25:40.000 I believe if you want to be cost-effective and get the best achievement possible, it's H&M, Zara, your local store that has, like, what's that store that everyone goes to?

00:25:51.000 Not Paxton.

00:25:52.000 It's another one.

00:25:53.000 Hollister is good, too.

00:25:54.000 Hollister?

00:25:56.000 2007?

00:25:57.000 Hey, man, whatever works, bro. 0.58

00:25:59.000 What the hell?

00:26:00.000 No, Urban Outfitters. 0.97

00:26:01.000 Urban Outfitters?

00:26:01.000 There you go, there you go.

00:26:03.000 Urban Outfitters.

00:26:03.000 The point is, you want to have clothes that you can afford, that look good on you.

00:26:08.000 And what I've realized, guys, I used to buy designer all the time, used to buy all this crazy stuff for the name.

00:26:13.000 And I just realized, guys, if you're more in shape, you can wear anything.

00:26:17.000 A black tee, you know, some fitted clothes from Zara, and you still look good.

00:26:22.000 So listen, guys. 1.00

00:26:23.000 You guys try to clown me for wearing merch, but I still look better than some of you dusty, disgusting, slobby-looking pieces of shit. 1.00

00:26:30.000 You guys are out here wearing a Mary, still looking like shit, though, because you don't fucking go to the gym. 1.00

00:26:35.000 You know? 1.00

00:26:36.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:26:37.000 Like, we don't sit there and talk shit. 1.00

00:26:39.000 I get more bitches than you, though, stupid! 1.00

00:26:41.000 Because I'm in fucking shape. 1.00

00:26:43.000 I spend more time in the gym than I do in a fucking Nordstrom, you idiot. 1.00

00:26:46.000 Because I realize... 1.00

00:26:48.000 I'm not gonna spend money, right, on stupid-ass designer, right? 1.00

00:26:51.000 When in reality, what I should be doing is going to the gym and designing my physique, getting in and going fucking hard. 1.00

00:26:55.000 I spend the money on eating well, going to the gym, training hard. 1.00

00:26:58.000 The harder you work in the gym, guys, the less you have to worry about fashion and being trendy and all this other stupid shit. 0.99

00:27:03.000 Wear stuff that fits, wear stuff that looks good on you. 0.98

00:27:05.000 You don't gotta spend a bunch of money on clothes.

00:27:06.000 I genuinely think designer's a scam anyway. 1.00

00:27:09.000 You shouldn't be spending money on that dumb shit. 1.00

00:27:10.000 You should be investing in your future and in your health, right? 1.00

00:27:12.000 That's what's gonna matter, okay?

00:27:14.000 Like, if you're over here dropping $200, $300 on jeans and shit like that, why? 0.63

00:27:18.000 Why? 1.00

00:27:19.000 Stupid. 1.00

00:27:20.000 Absolutely stupid. 1.00

00:27:21.000 So guys, spend more time on getting yourself in shape. 1.00

00:27:25.000 Trust me.

00:27:25.000 You wear some nice fitted jeans, some basic Chelsea boots, a black tee.

00:27:31.000 You'll get more girls with that if you're in good shape than wearing a bunch of designer, bro.

00:27:35.000 Like, are there some girls out there that love guys that are fashionable?

00:27:38.000 For sure.

00:27:38.000 Of course.

00:27:39.000 Right?

00:27:39.000 But you ain't gonna lose no girls by not being fashionable either.

00:27:42.000 Right?

00:27:43.000 If you're in good shape, that is.

00:27:44.000 So, I'm saying, work hard in the gym, so you don't have to spend the whole bag on designer.

00:27:48.000 Now, if you're one of these guys and you enjoy fashion, it's a hobby for you, whatever, cool.

00:27:52.000 No problem.

00:27:53.000 You can have that as well.

00:27:54.000 But the point is that you can't get around wearing fitted clothing that looks good on you and you need to get in shape, guys. 0.98

00:28:00.000 If you're one of these fat boys and your stomach's all hanging out and shit like that, hey, you got some work to do, bro. 0.96

00:28:06.000 So, just a caveat here. 0.99

00:28:07.000 Let's say you're into fashion.

00:28:08.000 You're on Fashion Ford, like Maura said earlier.

00:28:10.000 You want to have things that are nice, but not too crazy.

00:28:13.000 Get pieces.

00:28:14.000 Pieces are collectibles that are vintage more often than not.

00:28:18.000 You can find them in, like, thrift stores sometimes, or maybe even, like, closet stores.

00:28:21.000 And they have value.

00:28:22.000 And they still look good, but they're half off because they're vintage or, you know, not that year.

00:28:26.000 So, getting pieces of clothes, for example, if pieces of, like, Louis Vuitton, a mirror that's way cheaper, it's, like, half off.

00:28:32.000 You find that in those stores, it's way better than buying it from the store. 0.97

00:28:34.000 So this idiot Donkey D. Luffy says Meyer needs to work on his fashion. 1.00

00:28:37.000 No, I don't, idiot, and I'll tell you why. 1.00

00:28:38.000 Because I wear simple shit. 1.00

00:28:40.000 Get a nice leather jacket, one jean jacket, whether it's black or regular jeans, get a pair of black jeans, get a pair of dark navy jeans, and then get a pair of light jeans if you want. 1.00

00:28:50.000 Right?

00:28:51.000 Then, you get some white shirts and black shirts.

00:28:53.000 You can go ahead and mix and match off of that alone and now you got a foundation.

00:28:57.000 Get a pair of Chukka boots, Chelsea boots, and then one pair of black boots.

00:29:01.000 They could be Chukka or they could be Chelsea's, right? 1.00

00:29:02.000 You probably want it, if it's going to be black, to be leather versus suede because leather will last longer.

00:29:07.000 Off of that alone, you're good, bro.

00:29:09.000 You don't need nothing else, really.

00:29:10.000 Okay? 0.94

00:29:11.000 Like, if you want to go ahead and be more fashionable and all this shit, that's fine. 0.98

00:29:14.000 It is what it is. 0.94

00:29:15.000 But if you got...

00:29:16.000 Those basic things, you're going to absolutely be good.

00:29:20.000 Get a pair of maybe some white tennis shoes if you want.

00:29:22.000 You can get some Nike Air Forces or some Adidas shell tops, whatever it may be.

00:29:26.000 Simple stuff, bro.

00:29:27.000 And y'all be good.

00:29:28.000 If you want to dress up a bit, you can get yourself a pair of khakis.

00:29:31.000 Obviously, get some blazers if you want to be more business oriented.

00:29:35.000 I was talking more on the streetwear side, but obviously, go ahead and get a blazer.

00:29:39.000 Obviously, you want to have suits, too.

00:29:40.000 You want to have at least one to two suits, one black suit, one navy suit.

00:29:44.000 And then...

00:29:45.000 One white dress shirt, one navy blue dress shirt, you know, a tie, whatever.

00:29:48.000 You want to have something formal at least.

00:29:50.000 But in general, bro, you guys are going to be fine if your stuff is fitted.

00:29:53.000 I would absolutely take fitted clothing, right, that's not the most trendy, over clothes that's super trendy but not that fitted.

00:30:01.000 Like, because there's some styles that just stand the test of time.

00:30:04.000 Like, leather jackets are always going to be in style.

00:30:06.000 You can fashion that with a bunch of things.

00:30:08.000 Jeans jackets typically always stand the test of time.

00:30:10.000 You get a pair of black jeans, a pair of navy jeans, and a pair of regular blue jeans, you'll be fine with that, right?

00:30:15.000 And then if you want to go ahead and expand with khakis and then tennis shoes and all this stuff, fine.

00:30:19.000 And then the boots I mentioned, chukkas, um... 0.98

00:30:22.000 Get yourself some lace-ups as well, whether it's wingtips or the strap ones.

00:30:28.000 I forget what it's called. 0.99

00:30:29.000 Fuck, I forget what it's called. 0.99

00:30:31.000 Something with the strap. 1.00

00:30:33.000 Mongol strap, something like that.

00:30:35.000 But yeah, man.

00:30:35.000 Guys, it's not rocket science, bro.

00:30:38.000 It's really not rocket science when it comes to...

00:30:41.000 Wearing clothing.

00:30:41.000 When you're in good shape, you have more options available to you.

00:30:44.000 Now, obviously, if you're bigger, you're fatter, whatever, you can't get away with certain things.

00:30:47.000 You gotta, you know, wear looser clothing, etc.

00:30:49.000 But no, man, like, guys, I want y'all to be in shape anyway.

00:30:52.000 Because, like, what's gonna happen when you deal with the girl and then you take your clothes off and your stomach all hanging over your belt? 0.98

00:30:56.000 Like, you look crazy, bro. 1.00

00:30:57.000 It's disgusting. 1.00

00:30:58.000 I don't even know. 0.99

00:30:58.000 There's no excuse to be fat, bro. 0.99

00:31:00.000 There's no excuse to be fat.

00:31:02.000 So...

00:31:02.000 Hey, man.

00:31:02.000 Yeah.

00:31:03.000 If you can't see your jimmy, then shimmy. 0.97

00:31:06.000 Okay.

00:31:06.000 All right.

00:31:06.000 Number three.

00:31:07.000 What? 0.99

00:31:08.000 Hey man, shoot me out of there, you know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:31:10.000 Number three.

00:31:11.000 This is very simple, but people forget because either they're excited, they get in the mood, and they go, I'm going on a date, oh my god!

00:31:19.000 And they forget the basics.

00:31:19.000 There we go, single monk or double monk, that's what it was.

00:31:21.000 Yeah.

00:31:22.000 Sorry. 0.94

00:31:22.000 And it's going to be clean your freaking room, make it spotless before the date happens. 0.94

00:31:29.000 Let me explain. 0.87

00:31:30.000 More often than not, guys will go on a date, let's say they bring it, and it magically happens where the girl likes you, on some level, right?

00:31:37.000 Goes back to your crib with you.

00:31:38.000 She's like, okay, I'm gonna smash this guy. 1.00

00:31:41.000 However, you open the door up, she smells dog, she smells old food, she smells maybe your shit. 1.00

00:31:49.000 Who knows what she's gonna smell in there, right? 1.00

00:31:50.000 Because you didn't clean shit. 1.00

00:31:51.000 Now granted, she comes inside, she likes you, but now she's turned off. 1.00

00:31:56.000 Guess what you just lost? 1.00

00:31:57.000 The pussy! 1.00

00:31:58.000 However, if it was clean, spotless, maybe, you know what, let's say you're lazy like me, hire a maid. 1.00

00:32:04.000 100 bucks, cleans your room, cleans your house, good to go.

00:32:07.000 But the point here, guys, is like, you don't want to have minimal distractions when it comes to Scoring.

00:32:14.000 You don't want to have anything where she's like, oh my god, the smell, the look of it, it turned me off.

00:32:19.000 You want to be as smooth as possible because you know what?

00:32:21.000 You want to create the vibe.

00:32:22.000 The vibe is going to be the mood you set in your place as well.

00:32:25.000 Whether it's a car, whether it's your house, whatever it may be, you want it to be spotless.

00:32:30.000 So she's like, you know what?

00:32:31.000 He's well kept, a man of value, and at least he's clean.

00:32:37.000 Bro, guys, clean your bathroom.

00:32:39.000 That's a big one.

00:32:40.000 She's going to use your bathroom. 1.00

00:32:42.000 We know that's a fact.

00:32:43.000 She's going to absolutely use your bathroom. 1.00

00:32:44.000 So make sure there ain't no poop streaks in there.

00:32:46.000 Make sure it's nice and clean. 0.99

00:32:48.000 Make sure that you don't got no embarrassing medication in your fucking cabinets or whatever. 1.00

00:32:51.000 If you got some weird medication, whatever it may be, bro, hide that shit. 1.00

00:32:55.000 Nigga, if you got Bluetooth in there, hide that shit too, nigga. 1.00

00:32:57.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:32:57.000 Yo, put that shit in your... 1.00

00:32:59.000 Far away, my nigga! 1.00

00:33:00.000 Yeah, you gotta hide that, man.

00:33:02.000 So, guys, like, make sure your place is spotless, man.

00:33:05.000 Like, you wanna go, like Fresh said, you got a little bit of extra coin, go ahead and hire a mate before, you know, it's important.

00:33:10.000 Have your clothes folded, make sure your room is clean, make sure your apartment is clean, make sure it doesn't smell, make sure that you don't got food lying all over the place.

00:33:17.000 Like, guys, you don't understand, like, remember how I mentioned the vibe or whatever?

00:33:21.000 You need to create an ambiance, right?

00:33:22.000 Like, make sure that your place, maybe you can have some music playing when you walk in, like, If you have roommates, you can tell them more about this.

00:33:30.000 If you have roommates, how's the best way to navigate that?

00:33:32.000 Listen, bro.

00:33:33.000 Because you used to do this.

00:33:34.000 If you've got a roommate, you're down 10 points already.

00:33:36.000 Actually, 50 points already.

00:33:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:37.000 I know a lot.

00:33:38.000 I have a roommate.

00:33:38.000 Yeah, bro.

00:33:39.000 Nigga, you're going to ask me how to roommate? 0.95

00:33:40.000 What's going on here, right?

00:33:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:42.000 Anyway.

00:33:43.000 Try to live by yourself, guys.

00:33:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:45.000 I'll be honest.

00:33:47.000 I mean, have you lost opportunities from having a roommate before?

00:33:49.000 No, but here's why.

00:33:51.000 I plan ahead. 0.84

00:33:52.000 Yo, Casey, my nigga.

00:33:53.000 Shorty's coming over. 0.99

00:33:54.000 Stay in your room, my nigga. 1.00

00:33:55.000 Don't come outside. 0.99

00:33:57.000 And by deduction, he's like, oh, what room is that?

00:34:01.000 Hey, my storage room.

00:34:03.000 You might hear some noise in there, but it's just my cleaner.

00:34:06.000 The point is, I make up an excuse because there's noise in there.

00:34:09.000 That's what you did?

00:34:10.000 Sometimes, bro.

00:34:11.000 Sometimes.

00:34:12.000 But hold on, hold on.

00:34:13.000 Here's the secret, right?

00:34:14.000 After you smash, it don't matter.

00:34:15.000 Because at this point, she can find out.

00:34:17.000 Hey, man, I already smashed.

00:34:18.000 The point is, though, make it as possible that someone's living with you, right?

00:34:25.000 Anyhow, listen.

00:34:28.000 Let's get out of here.

00:34:28.000 It's too crowded.

00:34:29.000 Let's go to my room.

00:34:32.000 Turn the lights down low.

00:34:33.000 Open the balcony up.

00:34:34.000 If you've got a balcony, play some music.

00:34:36.000 Set the mood.

00:34:37.000 Balcony gang.

00:34:38.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:34:39.000 And that's it, bro.

00:34:40.000 Because be honest here, right, bro?

00:34:42.000 What's in the living room?

00:34:43.000 Other than the TV and maybe some furniture?

00:34:45.000 Nothing, right?

00:34:46.000 But the goal is your bedroom.

00:34:47.000 So go there first.

00:34:49.000 Okay, so if you've got a roommate, that's how you navigate it?

00:34:51.000 You need to tell your roommate to basically stay there? 0.99

00:34:53.000 Stay in your room, my nigga. 1.00

00:34:54.000 Don't come outside? 1.00

00:34:55.000 Yeah.

00:34:58.000 But to be fair though, like, I get it.

00:35:00.000 That's how you navigated for all those years?

00:35:02.000 Sometimes, bro.

00:35:03.000 You know, he'd be like, yo, what's that noise I'm hearing?

00:35:05.000 Nothing much.

00:35:06.000 Just a headboard.

00:35:07.000 But, you know, things happen, bro.

00:35:09.000 But if you're an adult, bro, living with a roommate, it kind of lowers your chances a little bit more because obviously you're an adult.

00:35:15.000 So just keep that, like, to the side until you smash.

00:35:18.000 At least.

00:35:18.000 Yeah.

00:35:19.000 Okay, so I never knew that's how...

00:35:20.000 So you just would...

00:35:22.000 Just straight up say, it's my storage room.

00:35:24.000 This thing, bro.

00:35:24.000 Wow.

00:35:25.000 Okay.

00:35:25.000 All right.

00:35:26.000 Hey, guys.

00:35:27.000 I guess all of y'all got storage rooms now that have roommates.

00:35:29.000 Whatever works, bro.

00:35:30.000 That sounds like fresh.

00:35:31.000 Hey, man.

00:35:32.000 That's fresh.

00:35:33.000 The less they know is better.

00:35:34.000 Yo, man.

00:35:35.000 This guy fresh, man.

00:35:36.000 Okay.

00:35:37.000 So, yeah, guys.

00:35:37.000 So, now you know.

00:35:38.000 When you have a...

00:35:40.000 If you have a roommate, that's how you navigate it.

00:35:42.000 But the point is, is the place needs to be spotless, bro.

00:35:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:35:44.000 Like, it needs to be clean.

00:35:46.000 Because it's very important.

00:35:47.000 I had another one.

00:35:48.000 Yeah, what's the other one?

00:35:49.000 So, I would tell the girls, it's my chef.

00:35:51.000 That's nasty work.

00:35:53.000 That's nasty work, bro.

00:35:56.000 I would time it.

00:35:58.000 He's actually cooking food.

00:36:00.000 And I'm like, oh, that's my chef, Casey.

00:36:03.000 He'd be like, yeah, I'm a chef.

00:36:05.000 And he's white, so even better. 0.82

00:36:07.000 Wow.

00:36:08.000 It works, man.

00:36:09.000 That's fantastic.

00:36:10.000 Listen, plan ahead for the occasion.

00:36:12.000 Don't plan.

00:36:13.000 That's a bad thing, bro.

00:36:16.000 I mean, that's good, because Casey actually does... 0.83

00:36:18.000 I remember, he's a good cook, and he would cook all the time.

00:36:20.000 Yeah.

00:36:21.000 So you would use the situation, I guess, to your advantage.

00:36:24.000 Hey, man, the less you know, it's better.

00:36:27.000 Thanks.

00:36:28.000 Okay.

00:36:30.000 You're going to be lying on girls, man. 1.00

00:36:31.000 Yo, this shit crazy. 1.00

00:36:32.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:36:33.000 The ones I don't like.

00:36:36.000 The ones I like, I don't like to.

00:36:37.000 Come on, man.

00:36:38.000 The ones I like, I don't like to, man.

00:36:39.000 Come on, man.

00:36:39.000 I keep it a thousand.

00:36:41.000 A thousand and one.

00:36:42.000 Okay, number four.

00:36:44.000 Yeah, false statements.

00:36:45.000 That's the crowd.

00:36:46.000 A thousand and one.

00:36:50.000 How's it going?

00:36:52.000 How's it going, man?

00:36:53.000 Oh, man.

00:36:54.000 Oh, Lord, man.

00:36:56.000 Listen, man.

00:36:57.000 I'm a corny individual, bro.

00:36:59.000 I like making dad jokes, okay?

00:37:00.000 Here's what it is, man.

00:37:01.000 First is paying attention to Fedder, I guess.

00:37:03.000 A little bit.

00:37:04.000 A thousand and one.

00:37:10.000 But that's a good tip though.

00:37:11.000 I got you in my sights.

00:37:12.000 A lot of the guys that are watching the show have roommates.

00:37:18.000 I ain't gonna lie.

00:37:19.000 You gotta navigate it properly.

00:37:21.000 So that's what I guess you could do.

00:37:25.000 Yo, what the hell, bro? 1.00

00:37:27.000 Goddamn. 0.99

00:37:27.000 Or here's the one that's kind of like dirty. 0.99

00:37:29.000 Yeah.

00:37:30.000 This is kind of crazy, but like, let's say it's your homeboy and it's your roommate, right?

00:37:33.000 So listen, man, you guys have some hard times.

00:37:36.000 You need a place to stay.

00:37:37.000 That's it.

00:37:38.000 You know what?

00:37:39.000 No!

00:37:42.000 Hold on.

00:37:43.000 Now you look like a savior.

00:37:45.000 Like a savior.

00:37:45.000 Like, oh, he was homeless and you took him in?

00:37:48.000 Yeah.

00:37:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:37:50.000 Why you say yeah like that?

00:37:53.000 Why you say yeah like that?

00:37:55.000 Okay, I'm done, I'm done.

00:38:03.000 Oh man, that was funny.

00:38:04.000 We gave y'all some sauce there.

00:38:06.000 You did that too?

00:38:08.000 No, I've never done that.

00:38:10.000 I haven't had roommates since college.

00:38:13.000 I was fortunate in that situation.

00:38:16.000 Life is hard.

00:38:17.000 Once I got on the job being an agent, I was like, bro, I can't have roommates. 0.97

00:38:20.000 I would have guns and shit, or my work laptop, or law enforcement documents. 0.97

00:38:27.000 I was like, it's probably best if I just live by myself. 0.97

00:38:31.000 And then I was in Texas, like in Laredo, Texas, bro.

00:38:33.000 Like, nobody want to be out there.

00:38:35.000 I was out in a desert by myself, so...

00:38:37.000 There's nothing there.

00:38:38.000 Alright, so yeah, there's nothing in Laredo.

00:38:40.000 Okay, so next, guys, is...

00:38:43.000 Alright, so now that we talked about you being...

00:38:46.000 Oh, we should read some chats, right?

00:38:47.000 Yeah, we got some chats.

00:38:48.000 Yeah, let's read some chats, guys, and then we'll go ahead because we're like midway right now, alright?

00:38:51.000 It's about halftime.

00:38:52.000 Hold on one second.

00:38:53.000 Shout out to Casey Redbird, man.

00:38:54.000 He's an awesome friend.

00:38:55.000 Yeah, shout out to Casey. 1.00

00:38:56.000 Best roommate I've ever had.

00:38:57.000 Good wing, man.

00:38:57.000 Yeah, good wing, man.

00:38:59.000 Some of y'all don't got good roommates, too. 0.98

00:39:00.000 Like, Casey plays along and shit like that with whatever Walt said. 0.98

00:39:03.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:39:03.000 So, obviously, because, you know, Casey's in the game. 0.97

00:39:05.000 He gets it.

00:39:06.000 So, like...

00:39:06.000 Yeah.

00:39:08.000 You guys would be lucky if you had a roommate that's, like, aware. 0.95

00:39:10.000 Some of y'all might have a roommate that's, like, blue pill and doesn't know what it takes to get laid and shit like that, and they'll be weirdos and stuff.

00:39:16.000 So if you got one of those types of roommates, bro, like, I ain't gonna lie, man. 0.94

00:39:20.000 You might need to go look for something else or just get the coin and live by yourself because those guys will hurt you a lot of times. 0.99

00:39:25.000 Like, let's say your roommate's a dweeb or a dork, and, like, he doesn't listen to you or he'll, like, walk out and he'll be looking all dirty and shit. 0.99

00:39:31.000 Because here's the thing you guys gotta understand, right? 1.00

00:39:33.000 So...

00:39:34.000 Girls put a lot of stake in social groups. 1.00

00:39:36.000 If you have a friend that's a weirdo, she's going to think you're a weirdo too.

00:39:40.000 Bro, unfortunately. 0.92

00:39:40.000 You're better off getting a studio apartment by yourself than with a roommate like that. 0.92

00:39:44.000 Yeah.

00:39:44.000 Way better off.

00:39:45.000 Yeah, man.

00:39:45.000 So, yeah, guys.

00:39:47.000 Like, having a weird roommate, she'll think you're weird too.

00:39:50.000 Like, it's definitely going to decrease your likelihood significantly.

00:39:53.000 Mm-hmm.

00:39:53.000 All right.

00:39:54.000 Can we get a Money Monday guest on to talk about working as a freelancer?

00:39:57.000 Would love some tips for my design business.

00:39:59.000 Shout out to Chris.

00:40:00.000 Maybe he can come on and talk about his days as a graphic designer.

00:40:03.000 Oh, cool.

00:40:03.000 Yeah, we can do that for y'all.

00:40:04.000 Yeah.

00:40:05.000 Yeah, we can do that for y'all.

00:40:06.000 Chris is pretty good with freelancing, so yeah, that'd actually be a good episode.

00:40:10.000 That'd be pretty good money.

00:40:11.000 Yeah, and Chris is a graphic designer, too, by trade, so yeah, we'll do that for y'all.

00:40:16.000 Why don't we think about that?

00:40:18.000 Bro, that's going to be hilarious, though. 0.93

00:40:19.000 Because Chris is such a bum, we didn't even think about it.

00:40:23.000 Yo, to his credit, he did a good job on last show. 0.82

00:40:27.000 I'm proud of Chris.

00:40:28.000 He did a really good job.

00:40:30.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:30.000 Yeah, that was pretty good.

00:40:31.000 That nigga bad. 1.00

00:40:32.000 I've got you in my sights. 1.00

00:40:34.000 Oh, man.

00:40:35.000 With bacon, egg, and cheese.

00:40:38.000 Silent Chaos.

00:40:39.000 Hey, FNF, can you do a podcast on breaking down how you would treat each girl in your rotation and reasons why they should get kicked out the motor and moved up to one of your mains?

00:40:47.000 Yeah.

00:40:48.000 I guess we could, if y'all really want.

00:40:49.000 That's more advanced, though, bro.

00:40:51.000 Yeah.

00:40:52.000 Having a rotation?

00:40:52.000 Most of the guys in here are struggling to get one girl, man.

00:40:55.000 So, I mean, we could do that, but that's, like, advanced.

00:40:58.000 If you guys really want it, we'll do it, though.

00:40:59.000 Yeah.

00:41:00.000 Managing a harem.

00:41:02.000 Take a honey pack before the date.

00:41:04.000 Nah, don't do that.

00:41:05.000 Don't do that, bro.

00:41:06.000 Don't do that. 0.98

00:41:07.000 The problem is, bro, if you take it, you don't smash, nigga? 1.00

00:41:09.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:41:10.000 Yeah, man.

00:41:11.000 Nah.

00:41:11.000 Yeah.

00:41:12.000 You're like, yeah!

00:41:13.000 It's going down! 0.99

00:41:14.000 So I'm like, hell no, nigga. 0.99

00:41:15.000 It's not tonight. 0.98

00:41:16.000 Yeah, nah, man.

00:41:17.000 Don't do that.

00:41:17.000 I'm just taking a blue chew before you go on a date.

00:41:20.000 You're going to be up all night. 1.00

00:41:21.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:41:22.000 What's going on, man? 1.00

00:41:22.000 Nah, man. 1.00

00:41:22.000 Don't do it, bro. 1.00

00:41:23.000 Don't do it. 1.00

00:41:24.000 You're going to be a horndog, and you're going to make bad decisions to say dumb shit and do dumb shit. 1.00

00:41:27.000 What you should do, if you're smart about it, and you know you're going to smash, take it right before. 1.00

00:41:31.000 Say, I need to buy from real quick.

00:41:32.000 Take it.

00:41:33.000 Yeah.

00:41:33.000 Do four play for, like, a good 20 minutes.

00:41:35.000 My nigga, you ready to go.

00:41:36.000 Yeah. 0.94

00:41:37.000 Just saying.

00:41:38.000 Okay.

00:41:39.000 DG Bill, WFNF, WT. Cool.

00:41:41.000 Cool.

00:41:42.000 Albo Ace. 0.51

00:41:43.000 Is it possible to put your vids onto a playlist?

00:41:44.000 Rumble is difficult to try and find certain episodes.

00:41:47.000 Ah.

00:41:47.000 We'll talk with Chris about that about playlists.

00:41:48.000 That's actually a good feature to have, too.

00:41:50.000 Yeah.

00:41:50.000 Thanks, Albo.

00:41:50.000 Yeah, that's good.

00:41:51.000 Okay.

00:41:52.000 King Sam...

00:41:52.000 Sam...

00:41:54.000 Sammy?

00:41:55.000 Sammy?

00:41:55.000 Okay.

00:41:56.000 Not in the right position to start dating or hooking up right now.

00:41:58.000 Got evicted from my first apartment and starting from the ground up again.

00:42:01.000 Advice 21, honorably discharged.

00:42:03.000 Do you have an episode on insurance?

00:42:05.000 Bro, you need to get an apartment.

00:42:07.000 You homeless. 1.00

00:42:08.000 Yeah, that sucks. 1.00

00:42:10.000 That's number one. 0.99

00:42:11.000 And here's the other thing too.

00:42:11.000 Yo, since you got evicted from your apartment...

00:42:13.000 Bro, that's going to ding your credit big time, bro.

00:42:16.000 So your number one goal right now is to, number one, get a spot.

00:42:20.000 Number two, get your credit back up because an eviction will absolutely hurt you and your credit score, bro.

00:42:24.000 And that's not a good look because me as a landlord, bro, like, yeah, nah, it's not a good look, man.

00:42:29.000 Bro, I mean, at that point, bro, you gotta start...

00:42:32.000 Forget about girls, bro.

00:42:34.000 You need to start focusing on yourself.

00:42:35.000 Yeah, he said he's not worried about that right now.

00:42:37.000 Yeah, bro.

00:42:38.000 You need to get your money up and find a spot and get your credit back on point.

00:42:42.000 Hey, here are my date night recommendations for all you musty ninjas out there.

00:42:48.000 Valentino Omo Intense, Dior Humor...

00:42:50.000 Okay, man.

00:42:51.000 All right, y'all need to see the names right there.

00:42:53.000 All these for colognes here, yeah.

00:42:54.000 I've never used any of them, but...

00:42:56.000 W Fresh, yeah.

00:42:58.000 Honestly, bro, you need like two or three, my nigga. 1.00

00:42:59.000 You don't need all that shit, man. 0.99

00:43:01.000 Bro, who's out there going to be? 1.00

00:43:03.000 Oh, yeah.

00:43:03.000 Spray, spray, spray, spray.

00:43:05.000 My nigga, use one or two, bro.

00:43:06.000 Come on, man.

00:43:07.000 Too much, bro.

00:43:08.000 That's too much, dawg.

00:43:09.000 Fresh and Professional at Lion to Chicks.

00:43:12.000 Master of Deception, W Freshia.

00:43:13.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:43:14.000 Let me break this down for you, right, bro?

00:43:16.000 You know what's crazy about this whole statement here?

00:43:19.000 They lied to me first.

00:43:20.000 That's true.

00:43:21.000 Instagram?

00:43:22.000 Makeup? 1.00

00:43:22.000 Damn. 1.00

00:43:23.000 Tell me that they actually love me? 1.00

00:43:24.000 I'm saying that they lied to me first, man.

00:43:26.000 I'm just returning the favor.

00:43:28.000 And I'm supposed to feel bad for Lion, bro?

00:43:30.000 And I'm supposed to feel bad for Lion?

00:43:32.000 Hey, Moe. 0.83

00:43:33.000 She likes me for me, bro.

00:43:35.000 And I'm supposed to feel bad for lying, bro.

00:43:37.000 That was a lie.

00:43:39.000 Oh! 0.60

00:43:43.000 It's funny, man.

00:43:44.000 It's funny.

00:43:45.000 Okay.

00:43:46.000 I'm just kidding.

00:43:47.000 Zaddy goes, top compliment I get from attractive girls that have nicely to smell good. 1.00

00:43:51.000 Dress nice.

00:43:52.000 Keep yourself sharp at her, gentlemen.

00:43:53.000 Yeah, man.

00:43:54.000 I'm telling you, bro.

00:43:55.000 Girls will not give you a compliment, maybe on your looks, but how you smell, for sure they will, bro. 0.89

00:43:58.000 They will.

00:43:58.000 If you smell good.

00:43:59.000 Because it's actually very rare, unfortunately.

00:44:01.000 Yes. 1.00

00:44:01.000 Because most guys fucking stink, man. 1.00

00:44:03.000 Babywise for the W. Girls aren't going to want to smash your dingleberry out of their ass. 1.00

00:44:18.000 I ain't gonna lie. 0.99

00:44:19.000 Baby, yo, you should have wipes, man.

00:44:21.000 You should, like, bro, you shouldn't be using toilet paper, man.

00:44:23.000 You should be using wipes, man.

00:44:24.000 I'm not gonna hold you, bro.

00:44:25.000 Make sure you clean, man.

00:44:26.000 I'm not gonna hold you.

00:44:26.000 Dude wipes.

00:44:26.000 That's what we use.

00:44:27.000 Dude wipes.

00:44:27.000 I'm not gonna hold you, bro.

00:44:29.000 Before I met y'all niggas, bro, wipe with toilet paper. 1.00

00:44:33.000 Hold on, hold on. 1.00

00:44:35.000 Then I was like, dude, this shit's dry as hell. 1.00

00:44:38.000 Some dew whites came into my hand. 1.00

00:44:40.000 I was like, this shit's kinda wet. 1.00

00:44:42.000 Changed the life. 1.00

00:44:42.000 Changed my life, bro. 1.00

00:44:44.000 Now, it's super clean.

00:44:46.000 And I'm lean.

00:44:47.000 What?

00:44:51.000 I don't know what that was, bro.

00:44:53.000 Forget it.

00:44:54.000 Nigga was Dingleberry's CEO. No! 1.00

00:44:57.000 Now you're French for a CEO for real.

00:45:00.000 No!

00:45:01.000 Yeah, I'll tell you this, man.

00:45:02.000 Yo, dude wipes will change your life, bro.

00:45:04.000 They're not paying us either, but I'll tell y'all, dude wipes, man.

00:45:07.000 Yo, y'all should not be wiping toilet paper, bro.

00:45:10.000 Dude wipes is the way to go, man.

00:45:11.000 Make sure you clean, bro.

00:45:12.000 But hold on.

00:45:13.000 I would waste a whole roll to make sure it was clean, though.

00:45:15.000 Just to make sure it was clean.

00:45:16.000 I was a player, alright?

00:45:18.000 So don't sit down there.

00:45:20.000 Bro, yeah, I got time, man.

00:45:22.000 Just sitting there wiping all day.

00:45:23.000 Bro, you could have took a shower, bro.

00:45:25.000 Never get to floss.

00:45:26.000 Yeah, facts.

00:45:27.000 Flossman ninjas.

00:45:28.000 I hate flossing though.

00:45:29.000 When Myron said you got time to do his eyeballs, I was looking at Fresh. 0.95

00:45:35.000 Like, you got some work to do if you fat.

00:45:37.000 That's what he meant. 0.98

00:45:38.000 Nigga, I'm in the gym, bro. 0.88

00:45:40.000 What are you talking about, bro?

00:45:40.000 I'm in the gym, bro.

00:45:41.000 I can try to start proms for no reason, bro.

00:45:43.000 Yeah, he is.

00:45:44.000 Yo, Vegeta's better, bro.

00:45:45.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

00:45:48.000 Shut your dumbass up, bro. 1.00

00:45:49.000 Come on, bro. 1.00

00:45:50.000 You out there in California still talking shit, man. 1.00

00:45:53.000 You probably wear some Dickies right now, some dirty-ass white socks all the way up to your fucking knees. 1.00

00:45:57.000 You what up, weirdo? 1.00

00:45:58.000 What up, cuz?

00:45:59.000 Yeah, what up, kid? 1.00

00:46:00.000 You crip walking with dirty white beater on, man. 1.00

00:46:02.000 Fuck outta here, bro. 1.00

00:46:03.000 Bandana in the wrong pocket, man, you bum. 1.00

00:46:05.000 Shut the real ones, though, bro. 1.00

00:46:06.000 Fuck outta here, man. 1.00

00:46:06.000 You're not a real one, bro. 1.00

00:46:07.000 You about to take a BART train to your fucking job at the fucking subway, you fucking bum. 1.00

00:46:11.000 You taking a subway to go to the subway, nigga. 1.00

00:46:16.000 Hey, man, cook at this bum-ass dude, man. 1.00

00:46:19.000 Okay. 0.98

00:46:20.000 That's it?

00:46:20.000 What else do we got here?

00:46:21.000 That's all.

00:46:22.000 That's it?

00:46:23.000 All right, cool.

00:46:24.000 Number four.

00:46:25.000 Plan two or three places beforehand for a date.

00:46:29.000 Now, granted, you should know where you're going before you go on a date because you're planning the date.

00:46:35.000 So having maybe a drink spot, a lounge spot, Maybe a quick bite spot.

00:46:40.000 Whatever you normally do for yourself, you just bring in a plus one to add to your fun.

00:46:45.000 So my thing is like, guys, a date should be fun for you and for her.

00:46:51.000 However, she doesn't know your lifestyle.

00:46:52.000 She doesn't know you.

00:46:53.000 So bring her into it as a plus one where you're having fun already.

00:46:57.000 She's joining for the fun.

00:46:59.000 And if you're smart about it, let's say you go, for example, to certain lounges, certain restaurants, the staff should know you.

00:47:05.000 For example, oh, Mr., uh...

00:47:08.000 Fresh, good to see you again.

00:47:09.000 Or whatever your name is, right?

00:47:10.000 Whatever you go by.

00:47:11.000 Good to see you again, bro.

00:47:12.000 Dap you up.

00:47:13.000 Show you love.

00:47:14.000 You skip the line.

00:47:15.000 You want to have social proof wherever you go.

00:47:18.000 So having multiple venues that dictates that gives you a lot of leverage when it comes to looking good.

00:47:25.000 So offer, guys.

00:47:26.000 Have spots that you go to all the time.

00:47:28.000 Bring her as a plus one.

00:47:29.000 And I recommend maybe a chill-alone spot, maybe a drink spot if you want to, and then back to your crib.

00:47:34.000 Two to three.

00:47:34.000 You don't need more than that.

00:47:35.000 It's kind of OD. But multiple kids will lead to multiple experiences, lead to multiple, I want to say, advantages to looking good in front of her as well.

00:47:43.000 Yeah.

00:47:45.000 Guys, this is where a lot of guys mess up.

00:47:47.000 You take her to a spot that's not that fun or weird or whatever, or you take her somewhere that you're not able to build up a little bit of sexual tension.

00:47:57.000 And again, this is based on your strengths, okay?

00:47:59.000 Everybody is different.

00:48:00.000 If you're a guy where, you know...

00:48:03.000 You're a good talker, you're able to hold a conversation, etc.

00:48:07.000 The first place you want to take her to is somewhere where you guys can sit down and talk.

00:48:10.000 It could be a coffee, it could be a drink outside a bar, whatever it may be, a rooftop spot, whatever it is, where the music isn't too loud.

00:48:16.000 Then, if it works out good, then you can take her to somewhere else where you guys can get a little more intimate.

00:48:21.000 A lounge, hell, even maybe a club where you guys can dance.

00:48:24.000 But the point is that you need to have a plan.

00:48:27.000 How you plan is up to you, but you need to have a plan, all right?

00:48:30.000 And what I want you to also do is when you have this plan is you tell her, and this kind of segues perfectly into the next thing, you tell her what to wear, all right?

00:48:37.000 And the reason why we say this, guys, is that guys don't plan dates like that anymore, and guys aren't creative.

00:48:42.000 So you want to plan a date, tell her what to wear, pretty much you want her to focus on just coming and being pretty and just having a good time. 0.70

00:48:49.000 Like, you don't want to stress out like, oh, is he going to make me pay half?

00:48:52.000 Oh, is he going to be weird?

00:48:53.000 Oh, is it not going to be fun?

00:48:54.000 Et cetera.

00:48:55.000 So you want to pay for the date.

00:48:56.000 And this kind of all ties in together, right?

00:48:58.000 So planning the place, telling her what to wear, and then pay for everything.

00:49:02.000 Those three things.

00:49:03.000 They're three steps, but they're all together, right?

00:49:05.000 And the reason why, guys, is that these three things shows leadership, it asserts dominance, and it puts the girl in her feminine, okay?

00:49:13.000 I can't tell you guys how many times girls go on dates, and what they won't tell you is that they're nervous that you might try to get them to pay half the bill, all right? 0.78

00:49:20.000 Yeah.

00:49:21.000 And you don't want her to feel that way because she's not going to be in her feminine, guys.

00:49:26.000 Ask a girl who dating is nowadays. 1.00

00:49:28.000 She's gonna say, oh, they don't plan dates, they don't want to pay, and more importantly, they have no plan at all. 0.96

00:49:34.000 They just wing it.

00:49:35.000 They kind of wing it. 1.00

00:49:36.000 They take her to like some, it could be like Goku's bum ass. 0.99

00:49:39.000 He'll take her to somewhere where he work at. 0.99

00:49:41.000 Trying to get a half off on a chicken breast sandwich.

00:49:45.000 Hey, my boy Robbie there, he gonna hook it up.

00:49:50.000 You know what I'm saying? 0.99

00:49:51.000 Nigga, crib walking while the sandwich is being made and shit like that. 1.00

00:49:53.000 You don't want to be like that, bro. 0.99

00:49:55.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:55.000 With some dirty chucks and some dickies on, you know what I mean? 0.99

00:49:58.000 With the button at the top and the shit going like this, looking like a big ass hay. 1.00

00:50:03.000 Like, nah, man. 0.99

00:50:04.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:50:04.000 You don't want to do that shit. 1.00

00:50:05.000 So, guys, make sure that you have a plan, it's a good plan, and you have your shit together, all right? 1.00

00:50:11.000 Because one of the biggest complaints that girls give nowadays is that guys don't plan dates. 1.00

00:50:14.000 And on top of that, they don't pay for dates.

00:50:16.000 And the other thing too, obviously don't take her to Nobu or a super expensive spot.

00:50:23.000 Don't do that off-rip, guys.

00:50:26.000 See, if you're going to do something like that where you take her to a nice spot on a first date, number one, you need to know what you're doing.

00:50:32.000 You need to be more advanced.

00:50:33.000 And hopefully you have done some screening before that.

00:50:36.000 Because that's an ambitious play when you do that.

00:50:39.000 And you want to make sure that you really screen the girl out before you do something like that. 0.63

00:50:43.000 But the point is that you need to have a plan.

00:50:46.000 You need to pay for it, so make sure that it's within your budget. 0.67

00:50:48.000 It's not gonna fucking break the bank at all.

00:50:50.000 It's something that you can easily afford, no problem. 0.84

00:50:53.000 And it's a couple of places, and then like Fresh said, you want some social proof.

00:50:56.000 Maybe you know the bartenders. 0.99

00:50:58.000 Maybe you know the guy that lets you in.

00:51:00.000 Because all this stuff is very important, guys, because when people in the service industry greet you or say what's up or whatever, it's social proof.

00:51:08.000 And to women, that's really important. 1.00

00:51:09.000 Remember, she doesn't know you like that yet.

00:51:11.000 So she's gonna judge you Very strongly off of all the interactions and how people perceive you.

00:51:16.000 So if people perceive you as like, oh, this guy's really cool, blah, blah, blah, it's gonna put her at ease.

00:51:20.000 Your goal, guys, when you're going on a date, is you want her to be as relaxed as possible.

00:51:25.000 Because guess what happens when she's not relaxed? 1.00

00:51:27.000 You ain't gonna get laid, motherfucker. 1.00

00:51:28.000 If she's stressed out, oh, am I gonna pay half? 1.00

00:51:30.000 Oh, I don't know what to wear.

00:51:31.000 Oh, I don't know where we're going. 0.99

00:51:32.000 Oh, I gotta tell them where we gotta go and shit like that. 0.99

00:51:35.000 It's an L, bro. 0.99

00:51:35.000 You need to plan a date. 0.99

00:51:36.000 And the other reason why it's important for you to plan a date is because you deal with some girls, right?

00:51:40.000 There's some girls that will sit there and tell you, oh, I wanna go here. 1.00

00:51:42.000 No, man, that's not how this is gonna go because what she's gonna do, she's gonna pick the most expensive steakhouse in town, right? 0.54

00:51:48.000 There's some girls that are like professional serial daters where they'll sit there and they'll go with the guy. 1.00

00:51:54.000 And they'll be able to finesse it and be like, oh, I want to go here.

00:51:56.000 I've never been here before. 0.99

00:51:57.000 And that dumb guy, okay, I'll take you. 0.99

00:51:59.000 Monkey Simp. 1.00

00:52:00.000 And he takes her there.

00:52:01.000 He's paying $500, $600 at Nobu, right?

00:52:04.000 Thinking, oh, I might get laid because I took her where she wanted. 1.00

00:52:07.000 Now, next thing you know, oh, I'm tired.

00:52:08.000 I got work tomorrow.

00:52:09.000 Bye. 1.00

00:52:10.000 And then she goes and gets plowed by some other fucking dude. 1.00

00:52:12.000 So, don't be that guy, guys. 1.00

00:52:14.000 And she got her free meal.

00:52:15.000 Her free meal off you. 1.00

00:52:16.000 Because you're stupid and you didn't plan ahead. 1.00

00:52:18.000 And you want to offer her lead. 1.00

00:52:19.000 Guys, you always plan a date.

00:52:20.000 You have two to three cool places.

00:52:22.000 You tell her what to wear.

00:52:22.000 You control the frame in every single situation.

00:52:25.000 And then you be excited.

00:52:26.000 Oh, it's a secret we're going to go next.

00:52:28.000 Yes.

00:52:28.000 Or you could tell her, oh, if you behave, I'll take you to this cool spot that I know.

00:52:31.000 Something like that.

00:52:32.000 Like, you want to kind of keep her at the edge of her seat the whole time.

00:52:35.000 Here's one of my lines you can use.

00:52:38.000 I'm going to surprise you.

00:52:39.000 She might say, oh, I don't like surprises.

00:52:41.000 You're going to like mine.

00:52:42.000 You're going to love mine, actually.

00:52:44.000 And you go through with it.

00:52:44.000 There's a lot of surprises, bro.

00:52:46.000 No, I mean, something.

00:52:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:52:47.000 They might try to be a smartass or some shit. 0.99

00:52:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:52:50.000 For sure.

00:52:51.000 But also, guys, like Myron said, you're creating experiences at each location to show social proof, but at the same time, have an experience where they want to be around you and like you.

00:53:00.000 So, comfort, pretty much.

00:53:01.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:53:01.000 But at the same time, guys, I mean, this goes without saying, but like, bruh, like, if she's a mildly attractive girl, don't take her to Subway or fucking Burger King or McDonald's or some shit. 0.98

00:53:14.000 They could try to do the 4 for 4. 0.99

00:53:16.000 Like, bruh, like, you know, that's funny and shit. 0.98

00:53:19.000 Like, it's hilarious. 0.99

00:53:21.000 But like, guys, I mean, I hate I have to even say this shit, but don't do that. 0.99

00:53:24.000 Listen. 0.99

00:53:25.000 You can find a local spot that's not a fast food spot that you like that's cheap as well.

00:53:29.000 Yeah.

00:53:30.000 It doesn't have to be McDonald's because you're trying to look cool, man.

00:53:32.000 I go, oh, look at McDonald's.

00:53:33.000 You'll be still smashed. 0.99

00:53:34.000 Nigga, what are you trying to prove, bro? 1.00

00:53:35.000 The only chick that's going to accept that is some good rat. 1.00

00:53:38.000 Disgusting creature. 1.00

00:53:39.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:53:41.000 Listen.

00:53:42.000 Listen.

00:53:43.000 Tacos are cheap, inexpensive, and good food, bro.

00:53:47.000 Two dollars for two-dollar tacos.

00:53:49.000 Yeah, man.

00:53:49.000 Go over there.

00:53:50.000 We'll go to McDonald's.

00:53:50.000 Yeah, man.

00:53:51.000 Don't do that, bro.

00:53:52.000 It's not even out there anyway.

00:53:53.000 I'm so cool, bro.

00:53:54.000 Yeah.

00:53:54.000 Look at my McDonald's and Wendy's with a girl.

00:53:56.000 Yeah.

00:53:56.000 Four for four.

00:53:57.000 Yeah, man.

00:53:57.000 All right, bro.

00:53:58.000 Congrats.

00:53:59.000 Congrats, bro.

00:54:00.000 Come on, man.

00:54:03.000 Dude, what are you trying to...

00:54:04.000 It's funny, bro.

00:54:05.000 It's funny.

00:54:06.000 Yeah.

00:54:06.000 It's funny, but, bro, don't do that, man.

00:54:08.000 I don't want to eat there myself.

00:54:10.000 Y'all niggas ain't blue-faced, man. 0.99

00:54:10.000 Why am I going there, bro? 0.99

00:54:13.000 Damn, man. 1.00

00:54:13.000 You can do some dumb shit like that thinking you're blue-faced. 1.00

00:54:15.000 You're going to end up with blue balls, man. 1.00

00:54:20.000 What's in that song? 0.75

00:54:22.000 What is it?

00:54:23.000 With DDG? Calabasas.

00:54:25.000 Yeah.

00:54:25.000 We're walking in Calabasas.

00:54:26.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:54:28.000 We're rich nigga take on a cheap date, you know what I mean?

00:54:33.000 Oh, man. 1.00

00:54:34.000 Thinking, oh, yeah, I'm about to get this shit. 1.00

00:54:37.000 Next thing you know, you end up with blue balls, man. 1.00

00:54:39.000 Literally. 0.92

00:54:40.000 No jokes. 1.00

00:54:41.000 You can be like Goku, bum-ass, got the blue flag on the wrong side with your dumb-ass blue dickies on looking stupid. 1.00

00:54:46.000 Taking a McDonald's. 1.00

00:54:48.000 Little nigga breathe, bro. 1.00

00:54:50.000 Damn. 1.00

00:54:51.000 Little nigga breathe. 1.00

00:54:52.000 Okay. 0.98

00:54:53.000 What's up with you and Dickies, bro?

00:54:55.000 Listen to this song. 0.97

00:54:56.000 Check out that rich nigga take her on cheap date. 1.00

00:54:58.000 Then you end up at your fucking trap house with the blue balls, nigga. 1.00

00:55:01.000 She gone. 1.00

00:55:02.000 Blue's Clues.

00:55:04.000 She out of there.

00:55:06.000 She for real.

00:55:07.000 She out of there.

00:55:08.000 She gone. 1.00

00:55:09.000 She gone, nigga. 1.00

00:55:10.000 Here's the other thing. 1.00

00:55:11.000 Yo, if you guys live in a shitty neighborhood or some shit, we should have said this shit before. 1.00

00:55:14.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:15.000 Yo, you live in a shitty neighborhood, you live with your mama or some shit, nigga, get a hotel or some shit. 1.00

00:55:19.000 Something. 1.00

00:55:20.000 Or if you want to take it to the next level, Go to Airbnb and say, this is my spot.

00:55:24.000 Yeah.

00:55:26.000 Don't do that.

00:55:27.000 Don't do that.

00:55:28.000 I'm kidding.

00:55:29.000 Look, guys.

00:55:30.000 When I talk to you, bro, I'm kidding half of the time, okay?

00:55:34.000 No, you're not.

00:55:35.000 I'm just saying, bro.

00:55:36.000 To be real, like, you don't want to do that. 0.98

00:55:39.000 That's fucked up, right? 0.97

00:55:40.000 But what you do want to do is not do it at your mom's house. 0.99

00:55:43.000 Put me in the car.

00:55:44.000 That's better than doing at your mom's house. 0.99

00:55:46.000 Yeah, or if you live in a shitty neighborhood, bro, like, unless she a hood chick, man, I don't know. 1.00

00:55:53.000 We got roaches and shit? 1.00

00:55:54.000 Oh, no. 0.99

00:55:55.000 Bro, you know what?

00:55:56.000 What do you see, bro?

00:55:57.000 What?

00:55:57.000 I would time it.

00:55:58.000 Whenever my mom is home, I'd be like, yo, listen, I'm working on this project.

00:56:02.000 I'll let you know when I finish.

00:56:03.000 My mom goes to church.

00:56:05.000 Hey, man, I'm free now.

00:56:06.000 Come over right now.

00:56:08.000 Hey, you gotta make it happen, bro.

00:56:09.000 Whatever works.

00:56:10.000 She's not home.

00:56:11.000 It's my house now.

00:56:12.000 Yeah.

00:56:12.000 It's my house now.

00:56:13.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:56:13.000 It's my house now, nigga. 0.97

00:56:14.000 Did you use church? 0.97

00:56:16.000 Well, maybe not church, but something else.

00:56:18.000 Yeah.

00:56:19.000 I believe it's church.

00:56:20.000 Yeah.

00:56:21.000 Anything, bro.

00:56:21.000 Anything.

00:56:21.000 It could be anything.

00:56:22.000 But yeah, yeah.

00:56:22.000 That's another thing.

00:56:23.000 So for y'all that, like, don't got your own spot. 1.00

00:56:25.000 You live in a shitty ass neighborhood, bro. 0.99

00:56:27.000 Again, you don't want to get judged, so you might have to make some improvisation. 1.00

00:56:31.000 So whether it's a hotel or Airbnb, get that handled, man.

00:56:35.000 Yeah, for real.

00:56:36.000 Yeah.

00:56:37.000 Okay.

00:56:38.000 Final point.

00:56:40.000 Oh, and always make sure the places that you pick are close to your spot, guys.

00:56:43.000 Logistics.

00:56:44.000 Logistics are half the game, baby.

00:56:46.000 Half the game.

00:56:47.000 I mean, shoot, that should be a no-brainer, but...

00:56:50.000 Yeah, but we got to make sure we say that.

00:56:52.000 That's true.

00:56:52.000 All right.

00:56:53.000 Um...

00:56:54.000 Okay.

00:56:55.000 I think this is the last one, yeah. 0.98

00:56:57.000 Okay, so we got JLB Fitness goes, I have a friend who jerks off on a daily basis. 0.98

00:57:00.000 Okay? 0.99

00:57:01.000 How do you know?

00:57:02.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:57:03.000 Pause.

00:57:04.000 Pause.

00:57:04.000 Pause, man again.

00:57:05.000 How do you know this? 1.00

00:57:06.000 How do you know your friend jerks off every single day? 1.00

00:57:08.000 Why do you know that? 0.99

00:57:09.000 Why do you know that?

00:57:10.000 That's kind of awkward.

00:57:11.000 Okay.

00:57:11.000 Ow!

00:57:12.000 Okay.

00:57:13.000 He watches...

00:57:15.000 Corn.

00:57:15.000 And Master...

00:57:16.000 Okay.

00:57:17.000 So IG Models like, oh man.

00:57:19.000 Wow.

00:57:20.000 So those six aren't even bad.

00:57:21.000 Summer Rae?

00:57:22.000 Rufy Barron?

00:57:24.000 Rufy Barron? 0.91

00:57:24.000 My nigga. 0.91

00:57:26.000 My nigga. 0.99

00:57:27.000 You could do way better than that, man. 0.91

00:57:28.000 I don't know if you're trolling, bro.

00:57:29.000 Come on.

00:57:29.000 He says he was going to stop, but keeps getting drawn back into any advice you guys give to him.

00:57:34.000 Bro, we have an episode on that.

00:57:36.000 How to stop, you know.

00:57:37.000 You know what's crazy?

00:57:38.000 Watching that stuff.

00:57:41.000 It's a disease, bro.

00:57:42.000 If you've ever met some of these women in person, bro, they don't look the same, bro.

00:57:45.000 Facts. 0.96

00:57:46.000 So you're jerking off to a little AI bot, because that's not her, bro. 0.99

00:57:50.000 Facts. 0.99

00:57:50.000 That's wild. 0.99

00:57:51.000 These girls don't look like their pictures, guys. 1.00

00:57:52.000 No, bro, they don't.

00:57:53.000 They really don't, man.

00:57:55.000 Everything that glitter ain't gold.

00:57:56.000 No, definitely not, bro. 0.99

00:57:58.000 It ain't glitter and shit. 0.97

00:58:00.000 But, uh... 0.99

00:58:00.000 Yo, your nigga's sitting there watching that video like, I've got you in my sights. 0.99

00:58:04.000 And the next thing you know, you meet her person. 0.94

00:58:06.000 Nope.

00:58:06.000 Yeah, man.

00:58:07.000 That's crazy. 0.97

00:58:09.000 She only give you a chance, nigga. 1.00

00:58:10.000 Might be like a chance, bro.

00:58:12.000 Oh, man.

00:58:13.000 That nigga's watching a girl thinking she a 10, bro, but she a 4 in real life, man. 1.00

00:58:16.000 What the fuck is wrong with you, man? 1.00

00:58:17.000 That's filters, Photoshop, face masks, everything. 1.00

00:58:21.000 Yeah, man.

00:58:23.000 She a 4 in real life, but she thinks she's better than a 4 for 4.

00:58:27.000 Come on, man.

00:58:30.000 Alright.

00:58:30.000 What do we got here?

00:58:32.000 Ray says, any chance y'all can raise the mic volume?

00:58:35.000 It's pretty quiet.

00:58:35.000 We did.

00:58:36.000 Oh, okay, we did?

00:58:37.000 Alright. 1.00

00:58:38.000 Your speakers are probably just trash, man. 1.00

00:58:40.000 Facts. 1.00

00:58:41.000 Probably listen to some fucking Zenith TV or some shit from the 1980s. 0.99

00:58:46.000 Disposable Toilet says, any tips on setting up multiple dates? 0.99

00:58:50.000 Fresh, you're a pro at this.

00:58:51.000 You want to talk about that?

00:58:52.000 Yeah, yeah, so...

00:58:53.000 I think he's talking about...

00:58:54.000 I'm assuming multiple days to avoid flaking.

00:58:56.000 Yeah, so...

00:58:57.000 Stacking.

00:58:58.000 Guys, the key is that, like, when it comes to, like, dating, you have to understand it's a numbers game.

00:59:05.000 So you might have a girl set up for a date. 1.00

00:59:07.000 She might flake. 0.99

00:59:08.000 She might say, listen, it's getting late.

00:59:10.000 I got work in the morning.

00:59:10.000 I can't come anymore.

00:59:11.000 Or a friend said, let's go to this spot.

00:59:13.000 She said, I'm going to go with my friend.

00:59:15.000 Or a cat might have died.

00:59:16.000 You know, a cat might have died right before you were taken on a date, you know?

00:59:19.000 It can happen.

00:59:20.000 The point is that, like...

00:59:21.000 On some level, she may flake.

00:59:23.000 So to avoid flaking, here's a counteraction you could take to actually help this situation, which is basically set up multiple dates.

00:59:30.000 Now, stagger it so it's like one hour behind, so you're not really messing up the actual time frame.

00:59:35.000 And if the girl's cool, cancel the rest that were set up afterwards and keep with that same date. 0.91

00:59:39.000 However, let's say the date sucks, like she's terrible or she flaked, well then guess what?

00:59:43.000 An hour later, another girl's coming because you plan three dates in one night. 0.99

00:59:47.000 So my thing is, I would plan two to three dates in one night.

00:59:51.000 And if one filled, cool.

00:59:54.000 Got it.

00:59:54.000 Understandable.

00:59:55.000 Hey, maybe she just flaked because her cat died.

00:59:57.000 That's a joke.

00:59:58.000 We know the real reason she flaked.

01:00:00.000 And to be honest with y'all, girls do this.

01:00:02.000 See, here's the thing.

01:00:03.000 When women date, they stack all the time. 1.00

01:00:06.000 The difference is, like...

01:00:08.000 Men don't flake on dates, rarely, right?

01:00:10.000 So, with girls, what they'll do is they'll have the options light up, and they always go with the best option. 0.92

01:00:14.000 Okay, this guy's offering me a yacht party.

01:00:16.000 This guy's offering me the club.

01:00:18.000 This guy's offering me dinner over here.

01:00:20.000 A mansion party.

01:00:21.000 Yeah, a mansion party.

01:00:22.000 You never know.

01:00:22.000 So, what girls do is they'll always go with the best option.

01:00:24.000 So, they're literally doing the same thing, right?

01:00:26.000 So, don't feel bad if you do this.

01:00:29.000 Now, my thing is, I don't...

01:00:31.000 So me personally, I didn't like to stack because it was just too much work and a headache.

01:00:34.000 So what I would do is I would just make sure I screened the hell out of the girl so I make sure that it wasn't going to deal with flakes. 1.00

01:00:39.000 But if you're working a lot of leads, etc., then yeah, you can absolutely stack.

01:00:43.000 It's actually a smart way to go about it so that if a girl does flake, you don't got to deal with that. 1.00

01:00:47.000 Because let's be honest here, guys.

01:00:48.000 We know that the female flake rate in 2024 is astronomical. 0.54

01:00:53.000 I would argue...

01:00:54.000 It is the number one reason.

01:00:56.000 It is the number one problem that men deal with in modern dating today is females flaking. 1.00

01:01:01.000 That's number one.

01:01:02.000 It is what it is.

01:01:03.000 That's the biggest issue because girls have more options than ever before. 1.00

01:01:06.000 Guys are like, let's keep it a thousand.

01:01:07.000 It's Instagram.

01:01:08.000 It's dating apps.

01:01:09.000 It's social circle.

01:01:11.000 If she lives in a major city, you already know she's going to have a bunch of options, man.

01:01:15.000 That's just what it is.

01:01:17.000 The best way to deal with it is either A, you screen and you do a FaceTime call with her, build a connection so that You can mitigate the risk, but obviously you can still flake.

01:01:28.000 So you can stack the dates like first we're saying.

01:01:30.000 Listen, you want to avoid getting mad at all costs.

01:01:33.000 Because listen, time is valuable.

01:01:35.000 You don't want to waste time.

01:01:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:36.000 Y'all ever see me mad on the show?

01:01:38.000 Other than last show?

01:01:39.000 Not really, right?

01:01:40.000 And whatever you do, yo, guys, if she does flake on you, bro, please don't send a message cursing her out or anything like that.

01:01:46.000 Don't do that.

01:01:47.000 Because here's the thing, bro.

01:01:49.000 When she flakes on you, she's looking for any excuse to feel like she made the right decision.

01:01:54.000 This is girl brain. 1.00

01:01:56.000 Oh, I flaked on him. 0.99

01:01:57.000 I know this is a really shitty thing to do. 0.91

01:01:59.000 So let's see how he responds. 0.99

01:02:01.000 And if you go and you swear her and you, whatever, she's like, oh, he's a psycho. 0.78

01:02:04.000 I knew I made the right decision.

01:02:05.000 It was in the stars. 1.00

01:02:07.000 They'll say some stupid shit like that to rationalize their stupid decision or their fucked up decision. 1.00

01:02:11.000 So you don't want to play into that. 1.00

01:02:14.000 And make her think she got the right decision.

01:02:15.000 So you can just be like, you can do two things.

01:02:17.000 You can either A, be like, alright, no problem.

01:02:19.000 Or B, you know, you can do what I do, just don't respond. 1.00

01:02:21.000 Like, fuck you. 1.00

01:02:22.000 Like, block her or whatever the hell it is. 1.00

01:02:24.000 So it's up to you how you want to deal with it.

01:02:26.000 Or like, if you've...

01:02:27.000 If she flakes and it's legit, you could give it another shot, too.

01:02:30.000 It's up to you and, like, the girl. 0.67

01:02:32.000 Like, every situation is different.

01:02:34.000 Sometimes it's valid.

01:02:34.000 Sometimes it's not valid.

01:02:36.000 Only you really know it.

01:02:37.000 So the thing is, though, is that, like, whatever you do, don't curse her out and talk a bunch of crap because then all you're doing is going to make her realize, like, oh, I made the right decision.

01:02:48.000 Because she's looking for any excuse to rationalize her bad behavior. 0.98

01:02:50.000 Yeah, it could be a shit test, too, by the way. 0.99

01:02:53.000 I would say this. 0.99

01:02:53.000 You want to be indifferent. 0.99

01:02:55.000 Doesn't matter if she flicked or not.

01:02:56.000 Cool.

01:02:56.000 You know what?

01:02:56.000 No problem.

01:02:57.000 And what I do is...

01:02:58.000 And here's one more thing, too. 0.99

01:02:59.000 Like, yo, guys, there's some fucked up girls out there that flake on you just to see how you respond. 1.00

01:03:03.000 That's true. 0.99

01:03:03.000 So they can put the response in their group chat with their girls. 0.99

01:03:05.000 Like, yo, like, you got, like...

01:03:08.000 Bro, don't get mad at it.

01:03:09.000 Yeah.

01:03:09.000 But I would say, if you're getting a lead list, like, for example, you got leads in your funnel, don't burn the bridge.

01:03:15.000 Keep it there because you don't want to assume the sale.

01:03:18.000 I mean, it'll happen this time, but, hey, maybe next week.

01:03:20.000 Tweets from now.

01:03:21.000 Her boyfriend broke up with her.

01:03:23.000 She's single now.

01:03:24.000 You never know what it could be.

01:03:25.000 Yeah.

01:03:26.000 So, keep it in your rotation.

01:03:28.000 You never know.

01:03:28.000 Yeah, patience can absolutely work.

01:03:30.000 I mean, first, I've seen him, like, work at LEED for like a year and close it later.

01:03:33.000 You know what I mean?

01:03:34.000 It happens.

01:03:34.000 Like, yeah, I'm not that patient.

01:03:35.000 It's just your turn.

01:03:36.000 But, uh, yeah.

01:03:37.000 But, like, yeah, it's true.

01:03:38.000 Because, like, bro, we told you guys this before.

01:03:40.000 Oh, bro, she might see your Instagram.

01:03:42.000 She might see you having fun, going out with people, getting lit.

01:03:45.000 Oh, you know what?

01:03:45.000 All right.

01:03:46.000 Damn. 0.99

01:03:46.000 I'll give it a chance now. 0.99

01:03:47.000 I shouldn't have flicked on this guy.

01:03:48.000 You know what?

01:03:49.000 But she don't know.

01:03:51.000 She's getting smashed. 1.00

01:03:53.000 But yeah, other than that, it's cool.

01:03:55.000 Don't get mad, bro.

01:03:55.000 Don't do what I do.

01:03:57.000 Don't do what I do.

01:03:58.000 What I'll do is, like, she'll hit me up.

01:04:00.000 Like, who's this?

01:04:01.000 Oh, it's XYZ. I'm like, oh, you played games before.

01:04:04.000 Fuck off. 1.00

01:04:06.000 You're a killer, bro. 1.00

01:04:06.000 You're a killer. 1.00

01:04:07.000 Yeah, I don't care, bro. 1.00

01:04:08.000 You got leads, though.

01:04:08.000 You got leads.

01:04:09.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:04:10.000 Like, yeah, they'll hit me back and I'll be like, fuck you. 1.00

01:04:12.000 Like, oh, you played games before. 1.00

01:04:13.000 Whatever. 1.00

01:04:13.000 I'll call her out on her bullshit. 1.00

01:04:14.000 There's no options. 1.00

01:04:15.000 Like, yeah, don't give a fuck, man. 1.00

01:04:17.000 But don't do that shit. 1.00

01:04:18.000 Like, I'm telling y'all not to do that because that's counterproductive to the situation. 1.00

01:04:23.000 Like me, I'm just like, man, like, nah, man.

01:04:26.000 Because I look at it like this.

01:04:28.000 I'm giving back to the community.

01:04:30.000 Because, like, she'll treat the next guy better. 0.99

01:04:32.000 Now she's like, damn, okay. 0.98

01:04:33.000 Like, maybe I need to, like... 0.99

01:04:36.000 Not be like this.

01:04:38.000 Because, bro, some girls think it's a game. 1.00

01:04:40.000 They think it's funny.

01:04:40.000 So it's like, no, man.

01:04:42.000 You fucked up your chance. 0.97

01:04:43.000 So, whatever, man. 0.97

01:04:45.000 Anyway, you get to choose for yourself what you want to do.

01:04:47.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:48.000 It's up to you what you want to do.

01:04:49.000 But I'm telling y'all, if you want to close the most of these guys, don't do that.

01:04:54.000 That's me just being, like, you know, get some...

01:04:57.000 Trust me, here I've seen...

01:04:59.000 Get some revenge for all the guys that you've played.

01:05:00.000 The damage, you know?

01:05:01.000 He understands.

01:05:02.000 Yeah, we know.

01:05:02.000 Yeah.

01:05:04.000 A little Brazilian? 0.87

01:05:05.000 A little Brazilian. 0.75

01:05:07.000 Oh.

01:05:08.000 How to navigate living with family.

01:05:09.000 I'm the main provider of the house.

01:05:11.000 As a man, I could never sleep at night knowing they're struggling because I want me some cat? 1.00

01:05:16.000 Some pussy. 1.00

01:05:17.000 Oh. 1.00

01:05:19.000 Yeah, I know.

01:05:20.000 I'm sorry. 0.97

01:05:22.000 Bro, you need to get Airbnb, nigga. 1.00

01:05:26.000 You bring a chick back to your crib and you got a full family back there. 1.00

01:05:29.000 What's wrong with you, man?

01:05:30.000 Yo, that's wild.

01:05:31.000 Yo, you need to work on getting out of your family house, bro.

01:05:34.000 Like, get out.

01:05:35.000 How do you say hello in Portuguese?

01:05:38.000 Bom dia? 0.95

01:05:38.000 Bom dia. 0.95

01:05:39.000 Bom dia. 1.00

01:05:40.000 But you bring her in and your kid's telling her bom dia and shit. 1.00

01:05:42.000 What's wrong with you, man? 1.00

01:05:46.000 You're getting some pussy? 1.00

01:05:47.000 Forget about it! 1.00

01:05:48.000 It was over.

01:05:49.000 I didn't marry guys that have another apartment separate from the house.

01:05:53.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:05:53.000 Down far, further away, they bring girls there.

01:05:56.000 That's a rich thing to move.

01:05:56.000 Yeah, you need some money for that.

01:05:57.000 Yeah, yeah, you need some money for that.

01:05:59.000 I mean, you could do it in your car, but that's kind of comfortable.

01:06:02.000 Nah, I wouldn't do that, man.

01:06:03.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:03.000 Oh, I mean, that's some amateur shit, man. 1.00

01:06:05.000 You need to get up, bro. 0.99

01:06:06.000 Yeah.

01:06:07.000 Alright, last one, guys.

01:06:08.000 Alright, this one is very important, right?

01:06:10.000 So, a lot of you guys struggle with, like, having...

01:06:13.000 Being able to hold a conversation with girls, etc.

01:06:17.000 Let's keep it a thousand. 0.99

01:06:18.000 Some of y'all are just some boring-ass niggas, man. 1.00

01:06:19.000 Like, just keep it a million. 0.99

01:06:20.000 Like, some of y'all are engineers, doctors, whatever it may be. 0.79

01:06:24.000 You guys are just boring.

01:06:25.000 Like, it is what it is.

01:06:26.000 I get it, right?

01:06:27.000 What I've come to realize...

01:06:30.000 And I've noticed this from being on consoles with guys.

01:06:33.000 The brighter and more intelligent you are, the harder it is for you to be social. 0.99

01:06:37.000 I've just realized this with a lot of guys that are fucking brilliant, but they have social issues. 0.97

01:06:40.000 So, if you're a guy and you like... 0.98

01:06:43.000 You know, suffer from being social or holding conversations with women, etc.

01:06:47.000 Do a little bit of research.

01:06:48.000 Look at her Instagram profile.

01:06:50.000 See what she's interested in, right?

01:06:52.000 And try to steer those conversations towards things that she's interested in so that she can talk with you back, right?

01:06:59.000 Because if you go in there and you start talking about Pi is 3.14 and, you know, the root of XYZ and, you know, oh yeah, I'm a doctor and I, you know, we're working on this medicine or some shit like that, whatever.

01:07:11.000 She ain't gonna be able to contribute a lot of times, guys. 1.00

01:07:13.000 And I'll just be honest with y'all, the hottest girls tend to be stupid, alright? 1.00

01:07:17.000 I'm just saying it, alright? 1.00

01:07:18.000 The hottest girls tend to be stupid. 1.00

01:07:21.000 So, guess what? 1.00

01:07:22.000 You're gonna go ahead and have to play at her IQ level a lot of the times, alright?

01:07:26.000 So, research some things, have some conversation starters that Or open-ended that she can contribute to.

01:07:34.000 Look at her Instagram profile.

01:07:36.000 See what she's interested in.

01:07:37.000 She's going to have at least one or two hobbies that you can talk about.

01:07:41.000 And just do your research so that you can actually hold a conversation, man.

01:07:45.000 Guys, you've seen the show multiple times.

01:07:47.000 Every night with girls on the show.

01:07:50.000 What do they love to do on the show?

01:07:52.000 What do girls love to do on the show all the time? 1.00

01:07:55.000 Talk!

01:07:56.000 So guess what?

01:07:56.000 You're going on a date with a girl?

01:07:58.000 Let her talk. 0.98

01:07:59.000 Ask questions.

01:08:00.000 Let her be able to tell you about herself.

01:08:02.000 I'll tell you this.

01:08:02.000 First, she's good at this.

01:08:03.000 What do you say?

01:08:05.000 A lot of girls have an innate ability to be so conceited. 1.00

01:08:14.000 And they actually thrive on telling you about themselves because to them it's like, oh, I'm the shit. 1.00

01:08:20.000 I'm a queen. 1.00

01:08:20.000 I'm special. 1.00

01:08:21.000 This is what I gotta say.

01:08:22.000 So by default, I'm like, okay.

01:08:24.000 Now that I know this, let's use that to my advantage.

01:08:27.000 Alright.

01:08:28.000 We're on a date.

01:08:28.000 She's beautiful.

01:08:29.000 She's gorgeous.

01:08:30.000 You know, she's nice. 0.99

01:08:32.000 I can sit there and be entertaining.

01:08:34.000 Tell stories from days to come.

01:08:35.000 But then I realize, yo, bro.

01:08:37.000 I'm tired, bro.

01:08:38.000 It's had a long-ass day.

01:08:39.000 So let's hear you talk.

01:08:40.000 So I'm curious about your life.

01:08:42.000 What do you do for fun?

01:08:44.000 How are you?

01:08:46.000 But you want to open up any questions because you want her to talk as much as possible.

01:08:49.000 And then she tells you something and you're like, really?

01:08:52.000 Tell me more.

01:08:53.000 No way!

01:08:54.000 That didn't happen, did it?

01:08:55.000 No, stop it.

01:08:57.000 No, stop playing with me.

01:08:58.000 You've got to be kidding me.

01:08:59.000 No, don't tell me that.

01:09:01.000 Wait, what'd you do?

01:09:02.000 And you'd be surprised.

01:09:04.000 Just doing add-ons like that, like add-libs like that, nigga, it works wonders because you've got to understand, bro. 1.00

01:09:10.000 Let's look at the Jim Jones updates.

01:09:12.000 Young Jeezy updates.

01:09:15.000 Yeah, let's get it! 0.88

01:09:19.000 Guys, number one problem is messing up by saying dumb stuff on a date.

01:09:23.000 So you want to minimize talking as much as possible. 0.62

01:09:25.000 That's true.

01:09:25.000 Say less.

01:09:26.000 That's true.

01:09:26.000 Trust me.

01:09:27.000 Say less. 1.00

01:09:27.000 Say dumb shit. 1.00

01:09:28.000 And you get the bar. 1.00

01:09:28.000 So listen, it's simple. 1.00

01:09:30.000 Have her talk once in a date.

01:09:31.000 Ask questions that are fun, exciting.

01:09:34.000 And listen, the more you do this, guys, you're going to experience certain things you could do, like patterns.

01:09:38.000 For example, I have patterns I do all the time.

01:09:39.000 And it's simple.

01:09:40.000 There's a video, actually, you could bring up on the screen.

01:09:42.000 I did recently.

01:09:43.000 Grilling.

01:09:45.000 Guys, I did the same thing with Cheyenne.

01:09:47.000 I did it with her.

01:09:49.000 And listen, bro, she's an awesome girl.

01:09:50.000 Shout out to her.

01:09:51.000 But it's more like I'm just observing and questioning her life, her lifestyle.

01:09:57.000 And it goes a lot to talk.

01:09:58.000 So, I mean, it's just by nature.

01:10:00.000 And I look good because I'm a good listener.

01:10:02.000 I'm paying attention.

01:10:04.000 I'm regurgitating what she's saying.

01:10:05.000 Really?

01:10:06.000 She didn't do that to you, did she? 1.00

01:10:08.000 Babe, no way! 0.59

01:10:09.000 And you'd be surprised, guys.

01:10:11.000 I'm telling you.

01:10:11.000 This goes so far.

01:10:14.000 And...

01:10:15.000 To be frank, most goals are very boring, bro.

01:10:18.000 They're very boring.

01:10:20.000 But when you add all these ellipses, it's like, really?

01:10:23.000 You hide them up.

01:10:23.000 It's gonna be boring.

01:10:24.000 Yeah, you hide them up.

01:10:25.000 No way!

01:10:26.000 Guys, expression goes a long way at tonality.

01:10:31.000 You want to always leave an expression in enthusiasm. 0.99

01:10:34.000 Guys, I'm a boring ass nigga, bro. 0.99

01:10:35.000 I got you in my sights. 0.99

01:10:36.000 I ain't got a lot of charisma.

01:10:38.000 You know, I'm very still. 1.00

01:10:40.000 But when I get some pussy, I'm going to go crazy. 1.00

01:10:43.000 Really? 1.00

01:10:44.000 No way!

01:10:45.000 I can't believe this happened to you.

01:10:47.000 If I was that, if I was your boyfriend, that would never be me.

01:10:50.000 So the point is that you want to understand, guys.

01:10:53.000 You want to enable her to talk to you.

01:10:55.000 But at the same time, listen actively so you can respond to her.

01:10:59.000 And you'd be surprised, guys.

01:11:01.000 If you can do this for long enough, she'll feel like, wow.

01:11:05.000 I know nothing about you, but you know nothing about me.

01:11:07.000 This is so weird.

01:11:08.000 And by the time she said that to you, bro, you got it.

01:11:11.000 You win! 0.99

01:11:11.000 Some of you guys are boring as hell. 0.99

01:11:14.000 So some of you guys, when you're on a date, bro, real talk? 0.98

01:11:16.000 Know your role.

01:11:17.000 I'm just saying, bro. 1.00

01:11:21.000 Some of y'all just need to shut the hell up and let her talk, bro, because some of you guys say some dumb shit when you're on a date. 1.00

01:11:26.000 Yeah, bro. 1.00

01:11:26.000 You know? 1.00

01:11:27.000 So, are we going to fuck out this thing? 1.00

01:11:31.000 Some of you dumbasses will take a honey pack before the date. 1.00

01:11:37.000 I'm really horny. 1.00

01:11:40.000 So, we're going to fuck? 1.00

01:11:42.000 Like, yeah, bro. 1.00

01:11:44.000 Y'all niggas aren't Chris. 1.00

01:11:46.000 Like, don't do what Chris did in the other episode, man.

01:11:48.000 Yeah, Chris can do that because he's in the studio. 0.96

01:11:49.000 Yeah, you do it on a real date, and then she'll be like, what the fuck's wrong, dude? 1.00

01:11:52.000 You're a weirdo. 1.00

01:11:53.000 Stop it. 1.00

01:11:53.000 Leave me alone. 1.00

01:11:55.000 But, yeah, bro, in any of this scenario, Chris would have failed.

01:11:59.000 But to be frank, though, hey, it's Chris, you know?

01:12:02.000 Now I get this drunk.

01:12:03.000 We do it live!

01:12:19.000 We're old though.

01:12:22.000 We're old though.

01:12:31.000 No, no, no, no.

01:12:32.000 He'll repeat it.

01:12:33.000 No, no, he'll put the camera...

01:12:35.000 But you're old, though.

01:12:37.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:12:38.000 Yeah.

01:12:38.000 As if, like, reading his lips is gonna help.

01:12:42.000 Yo! 1.00

01:12:43.000 Chris, I love you.

01:12:44.000 W. Chris.

01:12:45.000 Henry Riz.

01:12:46.000 Yeah, bro. 1.00

01:12:46.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

01:12:47.000 But number seven, guys. 1.00

01:12:48.000 It's simple.

01:12:49.000 W. Chris, we love you.

01:12:50.000 It's hard because, guys, we want to talk about ourselves.

01:12:52.000 You know what?

01:12:53.000 So we give them two options.

01:12:54.000 Yeah.

01:12:54.000 You either A, research the girl and have some good things to talk about, right?

01:12:59.000 Because that will be interesting.

01:13:01.000 Or, which to be honest with y'all, this is probably going to be easier for a lot of you guys.

01:13:05.000 Go Freshers route and just ask provoking questions in ad-lib during the day.

01:13:09.000 Cause guys, it seems really interesting.

01:13:10.000 I have friends that are very good storytellers. 0.99

01:13:14.000 I can't fake that shit though. 0.99

01:13:17.000 It's options. 1.00

01:13:17.000 I do that shit. 1.00

01:13:18.000 I am terrible at telling stories. 1.00

01:13:21.000 My friends are very good at it.

01:13:22.000 You, Justin Waller, those people.

01:13:24.000 So I'm like, okay, that's not me.

01:13:26.000 That's not my strengths.

01:13:27.000 I understand that.

01:13:28.000 It's fine.

01:13:29.000 However, what am I good at?

01:13:30.000 As the questions?

01:13:32.000 Feeling like I'm interested?

01:13:34.000 Like I should care?

01:13:35.000 And overall, it's almost like...

01:13:37.000 It's like a fresh actor.

01:13:38.000 They understand that, you know, people that ask questions are in the driver's seat.

01:13:44.000 So if you can do that, you can win, man.

01:13:46.000 Yeah.

01:13:47.000 So that's the options for you guys.

01:13:49.000 And if you want a good example, watch the Greenland episode with me and Michelle.

01:13:52.000 Yeah.

01:13:53.000 Simple.

01:13:54.000 That was fantastic.

01:13:55.000 Yeah.

01:13:55.000 That's a one-on-one on how to finesse.

01:13:58.000 Yo, she was in love with you by the end of the episode, bro.

01:14:00.000 Yeah, she gave me a nine point what?

01:14:01.000 Two.

01:14:03.000 Is that the highest one?

01:14:04.000 That was the highest one.

01:14:05.000 Yeah.

01:14:06.000 There you go, man.

01:14:07.000 That's how you sell a dream, my friend.

01:14:08.000 And listen, guys, I stutter. 1.00

01:14:10.000 If I can do this shit, you can do it too, my nigga. 1.00

01:14:13.000 Yo, there's no excuse. 1.00

01:14:14.000 I'm too short.

01:14:15.000 I stutter. 0.98

01:14:16.000 I'm ugly. 1.00

01:14:16.000 Nigga. 1.00

01:14:17.000 Fuck. 1.00

01:14:17.000 Fuck all that shit, bro. 1.00

01:14:18.000 Believe it yourself, bro. 1.00

01:14:19.000 You can do it.

01:14:19.000 Yeah.

01:14:20.000 Facts.

01:14:20.000 That episode was smooth, though.

01:14:22.000 That episode was smooth.

01:14:23.000 I'll tell you this, though.

01:14:24.000 Mine was in the head the whole time.

01:14:26.000 On Guy.

01:14:28.000 Myron's cool.

01:14:28.000 Don't worry about Myron.

01:14:29.000 Man, guys, don't use my tactics, though. 0.99

01:14:31.000 Don't go on there and fucking debate a girl, bro. 0.98

01:14:32.000 Don't watch my episode and be like, I'm going to do this on a date. 1.00

01:14:34.000 Nah, bro.

01:14:35.000 We're going to be inferior. 1.00

01:14:35.000 No, man, don't fucking do that shit. 1.00

01:14:37.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:14:37.000 Don't fucking do that shit, man. 1.00

01:14:39.000 Listen, listen. 1.00

01:14:40.000 Like, don't do that.

01:14:41.000 We love women, okay? 1.00

01:14:43.000 We just want you guys to understand, don't get mad at them for being who they are.

01:14:46.000 Just understand and evolve.

01:14:48.000 Adapt and make it work.

01:14:49.000 Yeah, man.

01:14:50.000 Facts.

01:14:50.000 And one more thing, guys.

01:14:52.000 Do not take this info.

01:14:55.000 I think you're going to get laid.

01:14:58.000 I did it on purpose there.

01:14:59.000 Just kidding.

01:15:00.000 No, but overall, guys, take the info right and look at it from a holistic standpoint.

01:15:05.000 I feel like Chris right now.

01:15:06.000 You host!

01:15:07.000 You host!

01:15:09.000 And say to yourself, okay, knowing this, I won't get mad.

01:15:12.000 I'm going to have fun, enjoy the experience, and see where it goes.

01:15:16.000 If you go with that energy, guys, it's a good vibe.

01:15:17.000 If you go there like, I must smash tonight!

01:15:20.000 It's weird, bro. 0.95

01:15:21.000 It's weird.

01:15:21.000 It's like, thirsty as hell.

01:15:23.000 But if you're relaxed, you're chill, you're fun to be around, you ask questions, you go in at it too.

01:15:27.000 Yeah.

01:15:28.000 Some yad niggas... 1.00

01:15:29.000 Some yad niggas... 1.00

01:15:33.000 I'm not fucking leaving! 1.00

01:15:38.000 The show goes out! 0.98

01:15:40.000 Hey, man.

01:15:40.000 Yo.

01:15:41.000 Hey.

01:15:42.000 Sometimes the show don't go on for y'all things, man.

01:15:44.000 Sometimes you need to cut your losses, bro.

01:15:46.000 For real, for real.

01:15:46.000 You're going to be on a date like, we're going to do this.

01:15:49.000 We're going to do this.

01:15:50.000 Next thing you know, you end up with a Me Too case, man.

01:15:52.000 Yo.

01:15:53.000 Clearly, she don't like you.

01:15:54.000 Yeah, if she don't like you, she don't like you, bro.

01:15:55.000 Clearly, she don't like you, bro.

01:15:56.000 Yo.

01:15:56.000 It's obvious.

01:15:57.000 Take that motivation and put some more work in, man.

01:15:59.000 She's looking around like, could somebody save me?

01:16:02.000 Just think of the straw of my life.

01:16:03.000 Yeah, man.

01:16:03.000 Help me here.

01:16:04.000 Bro.

01:16:05.000 Sometimes it's time to go on to the next episode.

01:16:08.000 Yeah, man.

01:16:09.000 You know what I mean?

01:16:10.000 Like, for real, don't talk, man.

01:16:12.000 So, yeah, guys.

01:16:15.000 Things be out there on a date with a girl that clearly don't like them.

01:16:18.000 Niggas are still going. 1.00

01:16:19.000 You really hit the next.

01:16:21.000 Sometimes you gotta hit next, man.

01:16:22.000 Oh, we actually missed one, by the way.

01:16:24.000 What?

01:16:25.000 Screening before the date with a FaceTime call.

01:16:27.000 Oh, well, we're assuming, okay.

01:16:29.000 Yeah, so we're assuming, but... 0.95

01:16:30.000 Yeah, we're assuming you actually got the date and she's not gonna flake on you and doesn't hate you and shit like that. 1.00

01:16:34.000 But yeah, guys, obviously, you know... 0.62

01:16:37.000 To mitigate flakes, do like a 15-20 minute FaceTime call with her, man.

01:16:41.000 That way, because it's personable, she gets to hear your voice, gets to hear you talk.

01:16:44.000 She doesn't think that you're a weirdo or whatever, because a lot of guys are weird, so you're going to convey yourself in a more congruent, honest manner.

01:16:52.000 Because, let's be honest, man, most dudes like to text and shit like that.

01:16:55.000 When she's able to hear you speak and stuff like that, and especially if you're a well-spoken guy, you're a good orator, it'll be good.

01:17:00.000 Or you can do the first technique and just listen.

01:17:02.000 And, let her know that you have a fun day planned for her.

01:17:04.000 It's going to be fun, exciting.

01:17:05.000 I'll be ready for it.

01:17:07.000 And that's it.

01:17:07.000 Yeah.

01:17:09.000 Cool.

01:17:09.000 Okay.

01:17:10.000 Guys, recap it one more time for you guys.

01:17:12.000 Number one, get your hygiene point. 0.74

01:17:13.000 Shower, brush your teeth, shave everywhere, okay?

01:17:16.000 Two, wear fitted clothing.

01:17:17.000 Don't be fat.

01:17:18.000 Three, have your apartment or your spot clean, okay? 0.97

01:17:20.000 Hide your embarrassing medication.

01:17:23.000 Make sure your toilet don't got no poop streaks in it.

01:17:25.000 Make sure it's clean, alright?

01:17:27.000 Make sure your place...

01:17:27.000 And then it smells good.

01:17:28.000 Food that isn't all over the place doesn't smell like dog.

01:17:31.000 Next, plan a date out.

01:17:33.000 Have two to three places to take her, okay?

01:17:35.000 And obviously places where you can escalate physically.

01:17:38.000 Tell her what to wear.

01:17:39.000 Pay for the date, guys.

01:17:40.000 Don't be a cheapskate, man.

01:17:41.000 Like, obviously you want the girl to be in her feminine and be relaxed and submissive, etc. 0.86

01:17:45.000 So for her to do that... 0.99

01:17:47.000 She needs to feel comfortable.

01:17:49.000 And for a girl to be in her feminine, bro, she don't got to pay. 1.00

01:17:52.000 Tell her, hey, all you got to do is be pretty and show up.

01:17:54.000 That's what you tell her.

01:17:55.000 And you tell her what to wear.

01:17:55.000 So you're asserting dominance.

01:17:56.000 You're being a leader.

01:17:57.000 You're planning to date.

01:17:58.000 These are all very attractive traits.

01:17:59.000 It's masculine traits, all right?

01:18:01.000 And then lastly...

01:18:03.000 Don't take her anywhere expensive so you don't have to like, you know, then the bill comes in, oh my god. 0.90

01:18:08.000 Alright, so make sure it's affordable for you.

01:18:10.000 And then obviously you have interesting topics to talk about or be like fresh and ask thought-provoking questions and, you know, act amused and interested.

01:18:16.000 And guys, remember, going on a date is for you because you want to have a good time.

01:18:23.000 You want to give her a good experience, so she has a good time as well.

01:18:26.000 But you're doing it because you want to go on a date, get to know a little bit better.

01:18:29.000 And if you smash, great.

01:18:31.000 If you don't, cool.

01:18:32.000 Might be a second, third date.

01:18:33.000 Might never happen.

01:18:34.000 Yeah.

01:18:35.000 But at least you went into it with effort, having fun, and it happened where you both had a good time, and she leaves you.

01:18:41.000 Because I'll tell you this, guys. 0.98

01:18:42.000 Waiting seven days to smash is, I don't want to say the R word, but it's dumb. 1.00

01:18:48.000 But a third day if you didn't smash, my nigga, drop that shit, bro. 1.00

01:18:51.000 Third day if you didn't smash, drop it. 1.00

01:18:52.000 Stupid! 1.00

01:18:52.000 Yeah, at that point she might be on a fishing expedition. 1.00

01:18:56.000 Yep.

01:18:57.000 Alright, YoYoGoes, you guys discouraged spending money at strip clubs, but what's the difference in making it rain?

01:19:06.000 At a strip club and buying bottle service at a nightclub.

01:19:08.000 Both are a flex of money and status to get attention to women. 1.00

01:19:11.000 Both paying for box?

01:19:12.000 One is a write-off, one is not. 0.99

01:19:14.000 This nigga, bro. 1.00

01:19:15.000 Yo! 1.00

01:19:15.000 Yo, my nigga! 1.00

01:19:16.000 I get nasty. 0.98

01:19:17.000 There's different levels to this game.

01:19:18.000 You understand, bro?

01:19:19.000 This is like...

01:19:20.000 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. 1.00

01:19:21.000 There's club game and then there's dumb nigga game. 1.00

01:19:24.000 That's some dumb nigga shit throwing money. 1.00

01:19:26.000 What you should do, bro, is look at it from a business standpoint. 1.00

01:19:29.000 But that's just one aspect, though.

01:19:31.000 Who said we're buying bottles, bro?

01:19:33.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:19:33.000 What's wrong with you?

01:19:34.000 But let's say we do buy bottles, right?

01:19:35.000 Well, I don't go to the club anyway, but...

01:19:37.000 Let's say I buy bottles.

01:19:38.000 Either for a client I'm trying to do business with, or for example, it's a write-off.

01:19:42.000 So either way, I'm still winning.

01:19:43.000 The point is that, like, guys, I do it for business.

01:19:46.000 Y'all don't even do it for fun. 0.99

01:19:47.000 That's just dumb. 0.99

01:19:48.000 I think it's dumb, but... 1.00

01:19:50.000 It is dumb. 0.99

01:19:51.000 You know? 1.00

01:19:51.000 It is dumb. 1.00

01:19:53.000 Designer... 0.99

01:19:53.000 Bro, I... And trust me, guys, we get it. 0.99

01:19:56.000 You're young, you want to have fun, but look at your money, bro.

01:19:59.000 You want to keep it more than spend it.

01:20:01.000 I'm telling you.

01:20:01.000 Yeah, man.

01:20:02.000 Yeah, you throw money at a strip club, that's L, bro.

01:20:04.000 And we don't spend money buying bottles.

01:20:06.000 I mean, I don't even go to the club, but when Fresh goes, it's pretty much comp most of the time.

01:20:10.000 Guys, I was with...

01:20:11.000 99% of the time, I was comp.

01:20:13.000 Sorry, 11 with Rick Ross. 0.99

01:20:14.000 I didn't pay for shit. 0.98

01:20:15.000 I pulled up. 1.00

01:20:16.000 We had Bel Air the whole night.

01:20:17.000 Had a good vibe.

01:20:19.000 Talking business together.

01:20:21.000 Shout out to my boy Kano and Lex as well.

01:20:24.000 And it's business, guys.

01:20:25.000 You gotta move smart, man.

01:20:26.000 You gotta move smart.

01:20:28.000 Don't waste money, man.

01:20:29.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

01:20:29.000 You guys over here spend a thousand dollars on a bottle of Grey Goose and Some of you niggas are so dumb, you can't even spell goose. 1.00

01:20:36.000 You spell it with one O like an idiot. 1.00

01:20:38.000 Like, bro. 1.00

01:20:39.000 Hey, yo, like, send me out, man.

01:20:40.000 Get that goss, man. 0.96

01:20:43.000 Get that goss. 1.00

01:20:44.000 You know, you idiots over here, you know, spending all this money on liquor and y'all can barely fucking spell. 1.00

01:20:49.000 Like, bro, it's stupid, man. 1.00

01:20:51.000 It's stupid. 1.00

01:20:54.000 Liquor, dumbass jewelry, like, you know, guys, like, bro, stop being niggas, man. 1.00

01:20:58.000 Come on, man. 1.00

01:20:59.000 I'm just going to be honest. 0.90

01:21:00.000 Like, bro, stop being niggas, man. 1.00

01:21:02.000 Okay? 0.97

01:21:02.000 Be smart. 0.97

01:21:03.000 Be smart, man.

01:21:04.000 Look at Fresh, man.

01:21:05.000 He changed, man. 0.96

01:21:05.000 He's no longer a nigga, man. 0.96

01:21:06.000 Now he's like... 0.96

01:21:07.000 Well, I'll tell you why I did it, though. 0.99

01:21:09.000 You was about to say he's still a nigga. 0.98

01:21:11.000 I said I'm a nigga, but like, I'm a smart nigga now. 0.99

01:21:15.000 I toned it down a little bit, you know? 0.91

01:21:18.000 Alright, what else we got here?

01:21:21.000 Niggas getting bottles of Grey Goose. 1.00

01:21:23.000 Grey Goose.

01:21:24.000 That money's Goose. 1.00

01:21:25.000 But for real though, like, yo, some of these idiots be out here, yo, I'm getting bottles of Grey Goose. 1.00

01:21:28.000 Niggas smell Goose. 1.00

01:21:30.000 Don't even know what a Goose is. 0.57

01:21:31.000 That money is Goose.

01:21:33.000 Gone.

01:21:33.000 Q-W-A-N. Jake goes, strippers always talk about how they hate the dudes that don't spend, but do they deep down actually respect those dudes more than the ones spending and are more likely to hook up with the non-spenders outside the club?

01:21:49.000 Absolutely, bro.

01:21:49.000 They're more likely to actually hook up with the non-spenders because the problem is that once you spend money on a dancer, guys, you go into the customer frame automatically.

01:21:57.000 And I know this from talking with, at this point, like, we've talked with over a thousand dancers on this show easily.

01:22:04.000 And I've dated a few dancers myself, and they told me this.

01:22:06.000 Yo, once a dude pays, it's over.

01:22:07.000 Like, he ain't got no box.

01:22:08.000 Unless he's paying for a box, but you don't want to be in that either.

01:22:10.000 But bro, yeah, like, dude, hell no, man.

01:22:12.000 Because you go into the customer frame as soon as you spend a dollar.

01:22:15.000 It's a hell.

01:22:16.000 Don't do it.

01:22:17.000 Alright? 1.00

01:22:18.000 And that goes for bartenders, bottle girls, dancers, like all that shit. 1.00

01:22:25.000 Once you start spending money, bro, you're in the customer frame, she ain't gonna smash you. 0.99

01:22:29.000 100%.

01:22:29.000 And if she does, it's not even like genuine.

01:22:32.000 Yeah, it's not genuine.

01:22:33.000 Or like, you gotta pay for bucks. 0.99

01:22:35.000 H3's triple chin ass can give fire tips like these. 1.00

01:22:37.000 His wife gonna leave him, unfortunately, I'm sure. 1.00

01:22:39.000 Yeah, bro.

01:22:40.000 I mean... 0.99

01:22:40.000 I mean, we're wishing the best, but that nigga... 0.99

01:22:43.000 Yeah, man. 0.98

01:22:43.000 They probably don't even smash, bro. 0.98

01:22:47.000 Guaranteed, man. 1.00

01:22:48.000 I can't see my dick, bro. 1.00

01:22:49.000 Yeah, man. 1.00

01:22:50.000 Like, this dude...

01:22:50.000 I mean, he said he was depressed and he had, like, issues with, like, impotence and stuff.

01:22:55.000 Bro, you think she's smashing that nigga? 1.00

01:22:56.000 Man, hell no, man. 0.99

01:22:58.000 Hey, FNF, can y'all do an episode on what haircuts to rock and not to rock increase your sex appeal attraction to the majority of women?

01:23:05.000 I don't know if we could do a full episode on that, but as far as like your hair goes, bro, like every man is different and different styles look good on them. 0.98

01:23:11.000 You got a big ass dome.

01:23:12.000 You might not want to be like, you might not want to get a low haircut, man. 0.99

01:23:15.000 Like you look like Chris, nigga. 1.00

01:23:16.000 No. 0.98

01:23:17.000 You know what?

01:23:17.000 Hold on.

01:23:18.000 You know what I think, bro? 0.97

01:23:19.000 Do what you want to do, my nigga. 0.86

01:23:20.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:23:21.000 You know why?

01:23:21.000 It's your confidence.

01:23:23.000 You're confident with a whole cut, high cut.

01:23:25.000 When you go on a date, what you're going to see your confidence?

01:23:27.000 Whether you're bald or not.

01:23:28.000 And then also what you're willing to deal with.

01:23:30.000 Like, bro, like right now, guys, right?

01:23:31.000 I got the waves, right?

01:23:32.000 Bro, this is a lot of brushing, man.

01:23:33.000 This is a lot of brushing.

01:23:34.000 I got like four different brushes.

01:23:36.000 I got a brush on the table right now. 0.99

01:23:37.000 It's a lot of fucking brushing. 0.99

01:23:39.000 All right? 0.99

01:23:39.000 Like in between things, I'm going like this. 0.99

01:23:41.000 You got to tell your barber, cut it with the grain. 0.99

01:23:43.000 You got to go with a certain barber and shit. 0.99

01:23:44.000 You know, it's not for everybody. 0.99

01:23:46.000 Right?

01:23:46.000 So make sure that you, number one, it's a hairstyle that you like.

01:23:49.000 And number two, it's a hairstyle that you can maintain.

01:23:50.000 Okay?

01:23:51.000 Some of y'all got the long hair.

01:23:53.000 Bro, you're going to have to, you know, get it cut off and trimmed, et cetera.

01:23:57.000 So whatever hairstyle that you get, make sure that you have the tolerance level to maintain it.

01:24:02.000 All right?

01:24:04.000 That's another thing, too.

01:24:06.000 Clayton Williams goes, drug driver here.

01:24:07.000 Love what you guys are doing.

01:24:08.000 Keep inspiring.

01:24:09.000 Appreciate that, man.

01:24:09.000 Talk to you, bro.

01:24:10.000 We've got to close this thing out here.

01:24:11.000 Who's your cousin?

01:24:12.000 It's the big poppy of professional wrestling.

01:24:14.000 Big cousin.

01:24:15.000 Here it is.

01:24:15.000 It was a great pleasure randomly meeting both of you guys this past summer.

01:24:19.000 W, guys are awesome.

01:24:20.000 I've got to go judge a sandwich.

01:24:22.000 Oh, okay.

01:24:23.000 I see what you mean.

01:24:25.000 Yeah, we're going to have another sandwich episode soon.

01:24:27.000 You want to be like about to own my truck? 0.99

01:24:30.000 Bro, you can't even type, nigga. 1.00

01:24:32.000 Like, bro. 0.95

01:24:33.000 You want to be like about to own my truck, make it 100K per year, have an endless collection of Jordans, one pieces for fruit pops.

01:24:43.000 Come on, bro.

01:24:45.000 You're trying too hard, bro.

01:24:46.000 This thing you're trying too hard.

01:24:48.000 What?

01:24:48.000 One piece is fire.

01:24:49.000 What about taking my daily car on a first date or taking the weekend car with the Turbo WFNF? Bro.

01:24:59.000 I mean, if you want to be low-key, then daily car.

01:25:03.000 But to be honest, bro, at any day, what do you prefer?

01:25:06.000 Because I think, for me personally speaking, bro, I'm going to drive whatever I want to drive.

01:25:10.000 I'm going on a date.

01:25:11.000 I'm going because I want to go.

01:25:13.000 Yeah, but if you got a hoopty, don't pick her up in that. 1.00

01:25:15.000 Yeah.

01:25:15.000 Don't do that, bro.

01:25:16.000 Yeah.

01:25:17.000 Don't do that. 0.99

01:25:17.000 Like, I ain't picking up no chicks in my 2200, nigga. 0.99

01:25:20.000 I mean, you should, though. 0.97

01:25:21.000 Nah.

01:25:21.000 It'll be funny, but nah.

01:25:23.000 Wait, I thought you did. 0.98

01:25:23.000 Like, I'm not that dumb. 0.98

01:25:24.000 I'm not that dex. 0.95

01:25:25.000 I thought you did.

01:25:26.000 Come on, man.

01:25:27.000 You don't be carrying in these days.

01:25:29.000 Yo, you know what I do, though?

01:25:30.000 I'll pull up in a certain car.

01:25:32.000 I'll be like, oh, I'm outside.

01:25:33.000 It's a white Toyota.

01:25:35.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:36.000 I don't want to see how she reacts to it.

01:25:37.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:37.000 And then usually she's like, okay, I'm coming.

01:25:39.000 And she's opposed to it's, you know, something nice.

01:25:42.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:25:42.000 A little test, I see.

01:25:43.000 But it's cool.

01:25:43.000 She comes out, she sees the Lambo.

01:25:44.000 Yeah.

01:25:45.000 All right.

01:25:45.000 I see what you did there, sir.

01:25:47.000 Hey, guys, random question.

01:25:48.000 For us black dudes, how often do you recommend guys with mini fro to shampoo hair when you work out a lot to avoid hair smell?

01:25:53.000 Bro.

01:25:54.000 Yo, you should be washing your hair.

01:25:57.000 And here's the thing.

01:25:58.000 I don't wash my hair every day because obviously you got the waves.

01:26:00.000 It's not good.

01:26:01.000 I'm washing my hair two to three times a week.

01:26:03.000 Hmm.

01:26:04.000 Yeah.

01:26:06.000 And obviously, depending on what you do, I got like a shampoo bar, like a strawberry shampoo bar.

01:26:10.000 Pause.

01:26:11.000 Conditioner.

01:26:11.000 I put that in there.

01:26:13.000 Get lathered up.

01:26:14.000 You know what I mean?

01:26:15.000 You know, I got a whole video. 0.98

01:26:16.000 You know, I did record a video on how to like wash in your waves and shit like that. 0.89

01:26:19.000 I might drop it for y'all. 0.94

01:26:20.000 Really?

01:26:20.000 Yeah.

01:26:21.000 Yeah, literally, pause.

01:26:22.000 I'm in the shower.

01:26:22.000 I'm like showing y'all how to do it.

01:26:24.000 Wait.

01:26:24.000 No, no, you can just see my face.

01:26:26.000 Oh, thank God.

01:26:27.000 Come on, man.

01:26:28.000 What do you think this is, man?

01:26:30.000 I'm like, you trying to get us banned on Rumble?

01:26:31.000 Nah, man.

01:26:32.000 I'll put on Locals, if anything, man.

01:26:34.000 Nigga, if we did it with you, it would have to be a widescreen camera angle, man. 1.00

01:26:38.000 Oh, boy.

01:26:41.000 Three cameras.

01:26:46.000 Now, I'm fresh.

01:26:47.000 I did that before.

01:26:48.000 Got a BNB at the icon and said, this is my spot.

01:26:50.000 It worked.

01:26:51.000 Yeah.

01:26:53.000 Listen, bro, they don't know. 0.58

01:26:54.000 The nigga name is Keem. 1.00

01:26:55.000 You already know that's a nigga. 1.00

01:26:57.000 Keem Chilling. 0.99

01:26:59.000 Keem Star.

01:26:59.000 Change his name to Scheme Chilling.

01:27:01.000 Have you seen this clip?

01:27:02.000 I agree with you about why men and women can't be friends. 1.00

01:27:05.000 Thank you for your book, Myron.

01:27:06.000 Okay?

01:27:07.000 We're bound on Facebook.

01:27:08.000 We can't see nothing.

01:27:08.000 Yeah, we are bound on Facebook right now.

01:27:10.000 I remember I was going to link up with a baddie and she asked me over the phone, do you want me to pick you up or you pick me up?

01:27:16.000 I said, come get me. 1.00

01:27:17.000 She came in a shitty ass minibed. 1.00

01:27:19.000 Do better, ladies. 1.00

01:27:21.000 Minibed?

01:27:21.000 Wait.

01:27:22.000 Yo, pick me up.

01:27:23.000 You want her to pick you up?

01:27:25.000 Yo, what? 0.97

01:27:27.000 What the hell? 0.90

01:27:28.000 What was that? 0.97

01:27:29.000 There's so much...

01:27:30.000 I got so much... 0.96

01:27:30.000 It's like, what's wrong with you, nigga? 0.96

01:27:33.000 Yo, this is going to be saying the weirdest shit. 1.00

01:27:36.000 He got to be trolling. 0.99

01:27:37.000 He got to be trolling.

01:27:38.000 He got to be trolling.

01:27:39.000 He got to be trolling.

01:27:40.000 He got to be trolling.

01:27:41.000 He got to be trolling.

01:27:42.000 He got to be trolling.

01:27:43.000 He got to be trolling.

01:27:45.000 He got to be trolling.

01:27:46.000 He got to be trolling.

01:27:47.000 He got to be trolling.

01:27:48.000 He got to be trolling.

01:27:50.000 He got to be trolling.

01:27:51.000 He got to be trolling.

01:27:57.000 He got He has some serious questions.

01:28:03.000 Yo! 1.00

01:28:03.000 It's been a few years and you said some very... 1.00

01:28:05.000 Bro, you said some very questionable chats in.

01:28:08.000 I'm starting to wonder, like, who is this nigga, bro? 1.00

01:28:10.000 Yeah, for real. 0.86

01:28:12.000 Yo! 1.00

01:28:13.000 I'll tell you this, though.

01:28:14.000 Minivans or double beds?

01:28:16.000 If you know what I'm saying.

01:28:18.000 A lot of space.

01:28:21.000 Like, did you get in the van?

01:28:23.000 Here's some candy.

01:28:25.000 She can't come in the van. 0.71

01:28:26.000 She showed up in a tinted out van. 1.00

01:28:28.000 Like, would you get in?

01:28:29.000 And then he said, do better, ladies. 1.00

01:28:31.000 Yeah, do better, ladies. 1.00

01:28:34.000 He is funny, though.

01:28:35.000 He is funny.

01:28:36.000 Shake that hole rapidly.

01:28:37.000 Like, what?

01:28:38.000 Shake that hole. 1.00

01:28:39.000 Like, what the fuck is wrong with this nigga, man? 1.00

01:28:41.000 Yeah, Mo can't breathe. 1.00

01:28:41.000 He's been doing this shit for years, like saying weird shit, man. 1.00

01:28:44.000 Yo, I'm starting to wonder. 1.00

01:28:45.000 Mo, are you okay?

01:28:52.000 Mo getting a workout right now.

01:28:53.000 Earthquake, earthquake.

01:28:54.000 All right, what else?

01:28:55.000 Okay.

01:28:56.000 Earthquake.

01:28:56.000 How do you not come off as a nice guy?

01:28:58.000 Yeah, he was running.

01:28:59.000 He was running away.

01:29:00.000 Blending the date, man.

01:29:02.000 Oh, be willing to say no and also... 0.94

01:29:04.000 Hey nigga, do your job! 1.00

01:29:05.000 And also... 0.97

01:29:05.000 Come on, man! 0.97

01:29:06.000 And also...

01:29:07.000 Guys, you can be nice, but do what you want to do. 1.00

01:29:11.000 I think for most guys, it's all right, I'm going to be an asshole. 1.00

01:29:13.000 Bro, you don't have to be an asshole. 1.00

01:29:14.000 You can be nice, but still say no. 1.00

01:29:16.000 You know what?

01:29:17.000 Nah, we're doing this instead.

01:29:18.000 Oh, but I want to go here.

01:29:19.000 Nah, we're going over here.

01:29:20.000 Yeah.

01:29:20.000 Just be...

01:29:22.000 Tell your ideas better.

01:29:23.000 Yeah.

01:29:24.000 Simple.

01:29:24.000 Yeah.

01:29:25.000 Or, like, criticize her idea.

01:29:27.000 Be like, I've been there. 0.99

01:29:27.000 It actually sucks. 0.99

01:29:28.000 It's overrated. 1.00

01:29:29.000 Mike Davis says, fuck you, Myron, you bum. 1.00

01:29:33.000 You goofy ass. 1.00

01:29:35.000 Would never square it with me, punk ass. 1.00

01:29:38.000 Show your face, bro. 1.00

01:29:39.000 You sent 20 bucks to call me a bum? 0.99

01:29:43.000 Show your face, bro. 0.99

01:29:45.000 Like, what?

01:29:50.000 It's the internet, bro.

01:29:52.000 It's the internet.

01:29:53.000 Like, what?

01:29:56.000 Alright, man.

01:29:57.000 Okay, Mike Davis.

01:29:58.000 Alright, cool.

01:29:59.000 Cool, bro.

01:29:59.000 You're so cool, bro.

01:30:00.000 What the hell?

01:30:01.000 You're so cool, bro. 0.86

01:30:02.000 Nice.

01:30:03.000 Congrats. 0.98

01:30:05.000 Like, nigga, who are you? 1.00

01:30:06.000 Like, why are you so bad? 0.99

01:30:07.000 Mike Davis.

01:30:08.000 I guess Mike Davis is pissed. 0.99

01:30:11.000 Yo, two dicklets. 1.00

01:30:12.000 Done this nigga, bro. 1.00

01:30:14.000 Uh, yeah. 0.67

01:30:15.000 Should guys with the money hide their wealth when meeting women so that they know that- You know who you remind me of, bro?

01:30:21.000 Like, just in my head, this popped up for all the OGs out there.

01:30:24.000 You know, his name is Mike Davis.

01:30:25.000 You remember that rapper on Smack DVD? His name was Shea Davis, a.k.a.

01:30:29.000 Punch? 0.99

01:30:29.000 He reminded me of that nigga, bro. 0.99

01:30:31.000 You probably still wear baggy jeans and big-ass t-shirts, bro. 0.96

01:30:34.000 My name's Shea Davis.

01:30:36.000 My gungo blam.

01:30:37.000 Yeah, we can fight.

01:30:38.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:30:38.000 You that nigga, bro. 0.99

01:30:39.000 You look like the Irish fucking mascot for the Celtics doing this shit. 1.00

01:30:43.000 Yeah, let's go. 1.00

01:30:44.000 Let's go.

01:30:45.000 Like, what are you talking about, bro? 0.72

01:30:47.000 You weird old squirrel with me. 0.99

01:30:48.000 Nigga, who are you? 1.00

01:30:49.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:30:51.000 Niggas be weird, man. 1.00

01:30:52.000 It's the internet, man. 0.98

01:30:53.000 Bro, you probably still wear baggy jean shorts, nigga. 1.00

01:30:56.000 Fuck out of here, man. 1.00

01:30:57.000 They be the dustiest niggas that say dumb shit like that, bro. 1.00

01:31:00.000 Nigga donated 20 bucks. 1.00

01:31:01.000 Bro, you could have used that shit to go get yourself another white tee. 1.00

01:31:04.000 Oh, wait, no, you can't find those anymore because they're not a fucking style, you fucking weirdo. 1.00

01:31:09.000 Goddamn, man. 1.00

01:31:09.000 Okay. 1.00

01:31:10.000 YT was 2005, bro!

01:31:12.000 Yeah, man! 0.98

01:31:12.000 Nigga, I'm burying you in my YT! Yo, in my YT, yo! 0.98

01:31:17.000 He's irrelevant. 1.00

01:31:18.000 Goddamn, man! 0.99

01:31:20.000 So, Yess says, should guys with money hide their wealth when meeting women so that they know that the connection is genuine and that they aren't getting just chasing money? 0.98

01:31:29.000 You can, bro, but, like, for me, I do, like, tests.

01:31:32.000 Just because I want to see over a period of time when people act.

01:31:34.000 But I mean, honestly, bro.

01:31:36.000 You want to show that you're financially stable, bro.

01:31:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:31:38.000 You definitely want to show that you're financially stable.

01:31:39.000 You don't want to be like a bum, bro. 1.00

01:31:41.000 You want to at least have like that type of like knowledge where like, okay. 0.99

01:31:44.000 You don't want to be one of these niggas like looking at the receipt like analyzing and shit like, bro, don't do that, man. 1.00

01:31:49.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:31:50.000 Don't do that dumb shit. 1.00

01:31:51.000 Because I'll tell you this, man. 1.00

01:31:53.000 People are wealthy in all spots in America.

01:31:57.000 For example, we've got money right now, but this guy next door has money too.

01:32:01.000 So what's the difference between you and him?

01:32:02.000 It's the vibe that you create.

01:32:04.000 Yeah.

01:32:04.000 Honestly.

01:32:04.000 Yeah, man.

01:32:05.000 Alright, cool.

01:32:06.000 Guys, we're going to go ahead and have an after-hour show for you guys coming up soon.

01:32:10.000 Yep.

01:32:11.000 We've got some other ladies in the house. 1.00

01:32:12.000 It'll be a good show.

01:32:13.000 We'll catch you guys back here in a little bit.

01:32:14.000 Peace.

01:32:15.000 Peace.

01:32:17.000 I ran so far away I just ran I ran all night and day

Fresh & Fit - March 20, 2024

7 Things To Do Before A Date To Hook Up

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