Fresh & Fit - July 17, 2024


A Fresh Match. Pop The Balloon


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 42 minutes

Words per Minute

136.83887

Word Count

14,083

Sentence Count

1,966

Misogynist Sentences

170

Hate Speech Sentences

91


Summary

In this episode, we pop a balloon on a guy that we think is not the one for us, and see if we can figure out who pops the balloon. We also have a special guest, AKA MK, who pops her own balloon on the guy she doesn t think is a good fit for us. We also talk about red flags and what we look for in a potential partner, and how to spot a good match. Thank you so much for listening to this episode and supporting us! If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we'll give you a shoutout in next week's episode. Thanks for listening and Happy Valentine's Day! xoxo, Mckenzie & Kelsea xo XOXO, Kelsea and Kelsea, - & . (not bad, not bad, ) and sponsored by Rumble. (Rumble is a great app and is a cool company to work with, so don t forget to give them a shout-out! . . . and thank you for supporting the podcast and all the good vibes! (Thank you Rumble! ) and RUMBLE! , , and RATE 5 stars on iTunes! ! RATE 4 stars and leave a review on iTunes and tell us what you think about the podcast! and tag us in your thoughts on a review and what you're looking for in the next episode! :) :) Thank you! - Kelsea & MK! :D - RATE us a review! Thanks, RATE, review, rating, review and subscribe on Insta: :) Thanks so much! RATING, review & review, please spread the word about this podcast, and spread the love to your friends about this episode :) - Thank you, KELLY & RATE it! ;) <3 - Mckayla, KAYLEE, MKAYLA, RYAN, RAYA, AND GABBYE, RABYA, JUICY, GABY, RACY, JAYE, & GABBIRY, MABYO, AND KEVIN, AND TAYLOR, BABY & KAREN


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Thank you.
00:17:12.000 We're bringing to you today an episode on finding love, popping balloons, and all the good stuff.
00:17:17.000 And we have today a fresh match happening as well, all in one.
00:17:21.000 I'll bring in my special host, MK, as well.
00:17:23.000 Welcome back.
00:17:24.000 Hey, what's up?
00:17:25.000 Not bad, not bad.
00:17:25.000 What's up, everyone?
00:17:26.000 And sponsored is Rumble as well, so don't forget it, guys.
00:17:29.000 Go to the app, rumble.com slash freshandfit.
00:17:31.000 And let's do the intro.
00:17:33.000 Let's go. Let's go. Let's
00:17:48.000 go.
00:18:03.000 Let's go.
00:18:33.000 Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
00:18:43.000 I'm married and I'm more inspired and motivated to just share the love and inspire it in others.
00:18:50.000 So let me ask you this, though.
00:18:52.000 How long have you been dating this guy?
00:18:54.000 Five and a half years.
00:18:55.000 Then you got married?
00:18:55.000 I believe in the slow burn, by the way.
00:18:57.000 I do not believe in the fast burn.
00:18:58.000 I believe that's a fresh match.
00:19:00.000 Yeah, it is, and Bumble still works.
00:19:02.000 There you go.
00:19:03.000 Okay, so we're going to do this the fun way.
00:19:05.000 We're going to bring the guys in one by one, and they're going to pop the balloon on the guy that they don't really like.
00:19:11.000 They feel like the guy who gets the balloon active on you at all times.
00:19:13.000 So bring the first guy in, and I believe it's going to be our buddy here.
00:19:17.000 Yes, come on down.
00:19:19.000 What's up, man?
00:19:20.000 How are you?
00:19:21.000 What is your name?
00:19:22.000 Please tell us.
00:19:22.000 I am Alexander.
00:19:24.000 Excellent.
00:19:24.000 How old are you?
00:19:25.000 35.
00:19:26.000 Okay.
00:19:26.000 And what do you do, Alexander?
00:19:27.000 I'm a UX researcher, so I work in tech.
00:19:30.000 Okay.
00:19:31.000 All right, so guys, we're going to be asking Alexander some questions at any point.
00:19:34.000 If you do not agree or if you're like, oh, this is not the guy for me, just pop your balloon, okay?
00:19:41.000 Yep.
00:19:41.000 Does that make sense?
00:19:42.000 Okay, great.
00:19:43.000 But before we start, what are you looking for in a woman?
00:19:45.000 Oh, that's a great question.
00:19:50.000 You know, it's weird because I've thought about it a lot, but, you know, it's hard for something to come to mind right away.
00:19:55.000 Yeah, someone who's a good counterpoint to me.
00:19:58.000 So, like, I have my traits and someone who is the yin to that yang, right?
00:20:03.000 I like people who are women who are creative, like, enjoy...
00:20:09.000 Nature.
00:20:11.000 So I'm a big nature person.
00:20:13.000 Yeah.
00:20:13.000 Someone who is, like, caring.
00:20:16.000 And, uh...
00:20:17.000 Okay, we got one pop ready?
00:20:19.000 And then red flags.
00:20:21.000 Red flags.
00:20:23.000 Someone who cares, like, primarily about, like, Instagram stuff.
00:20:26.000 You know?
00:20:27.000 We got two pops.
00:20:29.000 Okay.
00:20:30.000 That's good.
00:20:32.000 That's great, yeah.
00:20:33.000 Can you tell us your name?
00:20:34.000 Gabby.
00:20:35.000 Gabby?
00:20:35.000 And so why did you pop the balloon, Gabby?
00:20:37.000 I don't like the outdoors.
00:20:39.000 Gabby does not like nature.
00:20:40.000 Gabby, how old are you?
00:20:41.000 23.
00:20:42.000 What do you do for it?
00:20:43.000 I don't work right now.
00:20:45.000 Okay.
00:20:45.000 I'm just a stay-at-home.
00:20:47.000 Party girl?
00:20:48.000 No, just a stay-at-home.
00:20:49.000 A dog mom right now.
00:20:51.000 Is she your type, brother?
00:20:52.000 Is she your type?
00:20:52.000 Well, I don't know yet.
00:20:55.000 Okay, well, off looks alone.
00:20:56.000 What should be your type?
00:20:57.000 Yeah, sure.
00:20:58.000 Okay.
00:20:58.000 Okay.
00:20:59.000 And then, what about you?
00:21:00.000 I'm not your type.
00:21:02.000 We already know you're going to say that, but it was just mainly because I'm 36 and I'm really trying to go hard on Instagram right now and trying to like really make that digital money while I'm sleeping and stuff, you know, because I have the fans.
00:21:15.000 She belongs to the streets.
00:21:17.000 Yeah.
00:21:18.000 How old are you?
00:21:19.000 I'm actually 36.
00:21:20.000 And what do you do for it?
00:21:21.000 I'm a bartender and entrepreneur.
00:21:24.000 What is it about Instagram that's, like, it's not for me?
00:21:26.000 Yeah, so I don't have issues with anyone who, like, uses it for branding, and it's, I feel like a lot of people on Instagram, there's a lot of, like, materialism and shallowness, and I think that's, like, one of the things that I've struggled with in Miami is that a lot of people are about, like, appearance and the way things seem as opposed to who they actually are.
00:21:45.000 And I think people who are, like, primarily about followers just kind of, like, embody that in many ways.
00:21:50.000 Kind of shallow.
00:21:50.000 So I'm fine with people who, like, use it for business, you know?
00:21:53.000 Okay.
00:21:54.000 I see his tattoos hiding under that shirt.
00:21:58.000 Can we ask for you if you can take that shirt?
00:22:07.000 Can you take the shirt off?
00:22:08.000 Are you comfortable taking the shirt off?
00:22:11.000 I can do that.
00:22:12.000 I'm not going to undress, but I'll give you a peek.
00:22:15.000 There's a lot of tattoos there.
00:22:16.000 Yeah, it's full chest.
00:22:18.000 Okay.
00:22:18.000 So, we're going to have you, brother, ask questions to ladies because obviously this is to find your love.
00:22:22.000 Sure.
00:22:23.000 Something about them that you want to get to know them better.
00:22:25.000 Okay.
00:22:25.000 Yeah.
00:22:27.000 So, what is a hobby that you have that you think, you know, the average other people in this room probably don't have?
00:22:34.000 And we'll start here.
00:22:36.000 So name, age, we do for a living, and then question.
00:22:38.000 Okay, my name's Elena.
00:22:40.000 I'm 29.
00:22:41.000 I'm a lawyer.
00:22:43.000 Well, I write like short little stories of funny things that happened in my life, like in all the places that I've lived in.
00:22:52.000 So I'm originally from France, so in France, in Israel, in New York, wherever.
00:22:57.000 I don't know if it's really out of the box, but it's something I like to do.
00:23:01.000 And then, yeah, and then sometimes record it or tell it to other people and share it.
00:23:06.000 Oui, oui.
00:23:07.000 Cool.
00:23:08.000 You might want to pace me.
00:23:09.000 I'm just scared to pop balloons.
00:23:13.000 Wait, that's it?
00:23:14.000 Yeah.
00:23:15.000 I'm this?
00:23:17.000 They're loud, yeah.
00:23:18.000 I get you.
00:23:19.000 So I tell very vulgar and uncut and raw stories on my YouTube channel.
00:23:24.000 You're out of here.
00:23:25.000 Okay, what is it?
00:23:27.000 Like, name and what we do for a living?
00:23:30.000 Okay, my name is Trinity, I'm 21, and I'm an OnlyFans model.
00:23:36.000 She belongs to the streets!
00:23:38.000 My hobbies?
00:23:41.000 OnlyFans, going to the club, being 21, like all that shit!
00:23:46.000 She belongs to the streets!
00:23:47.000 Alexander, could you be someone who does OnlyFans?
00:23:51.000 For me, that's not, like, a big issue.
00:23:53.000 I'm just, like, not a big club person, so that would be, well, that would be, like, the bigger thing for me.
00:23:59.000 Okay, yeah.
00:24:00.000 Okay.
00:24:02.000 All right, here we go.
00:24:03.000 Name, age, what do you do?
00:24:04.000 My name's Jennifer Lopez, and I am an administrator, and I'm also a chef.
00:24:08.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:24:09.000 Jennifer Lopez?
00:24:10.000 Yes.
00:24:11.000 My name is Morgan Freeman.
00:24:16.000 My name is Jennifer Lopez, so I know your name's not Morgan Freeman, because at least I can find you on Google.
00:24:21.000 You can't find me, so I might be lying or not.
00:24:23.000 Oh, shots fired.
00:24:25.000 But I do have, I don't know, I have unusual hobbies, but maybe I shouldn't talk about all of them.
00:24:31.000 But one of them is I'm on Instagram a lot.
00:24:34.000 Like, unfortunately, I'm always, like, on Instagram, not for followers, but it's just, like, I enjoy reading useless shit.
00:24:40.000 So I'm sorry, but I'm going to pop a balloon.
00:24:43.000 Alright, she's fine.
00:24:45.000 Maybe she does the job for you.
00:24:46.000 Name, age, what do you do?
00:24:50.000 My name's Nana, I'm 21, and I'm unemployed right now.
00:24:56.000 And a hobby?
00:24:58.000 Journaling and going out.
00:25:01.000 Are you guys friends?
00:25:03.000 Yeah.
00:25:03.000 Makes sense.
00:25:04.000 Alright.
00:25:05.000 Name, age, what do you do?
00:25:07.000 I'm Natalia.
00:25:08.000 I'm 37 and I'm creating pleasure and joy.
00:25:15.000 What does that mean?
00:25:16.000 I didn't finish yet.
00:25:21.000 Yes.
00:25:22.000 And I'm doing it with a conscious connection.
00:25:27.000 Okay.
00:25:28.000 I'm a dance teacher.
00:25:30.000 And a hobby?
00:25:31.000 How old are you?
00:25:32.000 I'm 37.
00:25:33.000 And then, where are you from?
00:25:35.000 Ukraine, originally.
00:25:36.000 Accent, okay, gotcha.
00:25:37.000 What kind of dance?
00:25:40.000 Borum, Latin, and tantric.
00:25:42.000 Cool.
00:25:43.000 Tantric?
00:25:44.000 And a hobby?
00:25:46.000 I don't have a hobby.
00:25:48.000 I have an addiction.
00:25:50.000 Dancing.
00:25:51.000 Dancing, okay.
00:25:53.000 And last but not least.
00:25:56.000 Okay, my name is Svetlana.
00:25:58.000 I'm 32 years old.
00:25:59.000 I'm a makeup artist and one of my hobbies that usually surprise people like skydiving.
00:26:05.000 I did it five times and my goal is to be certified some days.
00:26:10.000 Wow, that's really cool!
00:26:11.000 Okay.
00:26:12.000 Alright, Alexander.
00:26:13.000 So brother, here's the test for you.
00:26:15.000 You gotta pop three balloons right now.
00:26:18.000 Oh, wow.
00:26:19.000 Here's your pick.
00:26:20.000 Okay.
00:26:21.000 And uh, you got your three.
00:26:24.000 Okay.
00:26:27.000 Sorry.
00:26:28.000 That was loud.
00:26:28.000 That was quick.
00:26:31.000 Sorry.
00:26:32.000 Damn, no titties on?
00:26:35.000 Okay, we got two left.
00:26:37.000 And then, question for you.
00:26:38.000 Why'd you pop your balloon?
00:26:41.000 He's just not my type.
00:26:42.000 He's not a nigga, right?
00:26:44.000 Yeah.
00:26:45.000 Okay!
00:26:46.000 He and a nigga.
00:26:47.000 Got it.
00:26:48.000 Alright, so we got two left here.
00:26:51.000 So, now it's your turn.
00:26:51.000 Ask him a question that you want to get to know him better.
00:26:57.000 Sure.
00:26:57.000 What do you think qualities we have in common?
00:27:01.000 What do I think what we have in common?
00:27:02.000 Qualities we have in common.
00:27:03.000 Oh, qualities.
00:27:04.000 Well, I like dancing a lot.
00:27:05.000 I've been getting into bachata recently.
00:27:07.000 So I love dancing.
00:27:09.000 Yeah.
00:27:09.000 It's amazing.
00:27:10.000 Yeah, I'm a huge fan.
00:27:12.000 I'm already getting like...
00:27:14.000 Hey!
00:27:17.000 Am I going to see it live right now?
00:27:18.000 Dance right now?
00:27:19.000 Yes!
00:27:20.000 Absolutely not.
00:27:22.000 That's her after the show.
00:27:24.000 I'm learning.
00:27:25.000 Okay.
00:27:27.000 And then for you, Fran?
00:27:30.000 So I actually saw you downstairs and you are much friendlier in camera, I guess.
00:27:37.000 So is this who you are?
00:27:41.000 I think I'm a very serious person and a very silly person.
00:27:45.000 Like, I'm from the Northeast and I'm not like smiling all the time, but in general I'm a very friendly person.
00:27:50.000 Because on camera, like, I think you're pretty friendly.
00:27:52.000 Yeah.
00:27:52.000 I'm a very friendly person, but I look very serious.
00:27:56.000 Okay, alright.
00:27:59.000 I like it what I've seen so far.
00:28:01.000 I like it so far.
00:28:02.000 These two here are the picked.
00:28:04.000 Now, brother, this is your last chance.
00:28:06.000 Pop one balloon.
00:28:09.000 No pressure.
00:28:10.000 Don't die.
00:28:11.000 Oh!
00:28:12.000 Okay.
00:28:15.000 Well, now, I know, it's surprising.
00:28:20.000 You never know.
00:28:21.000 Okay.
00:28:22.000 Why'd you pop her balloon?
00:28:24.000 I love dancing.
00:28:25.000 It's nothing about her.
00:28:27.000 I just feel like someone who likes dancing.
00:28:29.000 I'm big in ecstatic dance and contact improv and I'm imagining that's also your jam.
00:28:35.000 Question for you.
00:28:37.000 Would you go on a date with him?
00:28:38.000 What'd you have?
00:28:42.000 Maybe...
00:28:42.000 I mean, I don't think there was a lot of potential, but I wouldn't have said no.
00:28:46.000 Okay.
00:28:47.000 It's also hard after I pop someone's balloon for the balloon to be like, yeah, of course.
00:28:51.000 No, I can be honest.
00:28:52.000 I can be honest.
00:28:53.000 Yeah, of course.
00:28:54.000 Okay, so...
00:28:55.000 Yo, so Chad is saying L choice.
00:28:58.000 L choice?
00:28:58.000 Yeah.
00:28:59.000 Well, we'll let Chad decide after a little bit here as well.
00:29:02.000 But question, is he a yes for you?
00:29:06.000 Yes, maybe.
00:29:08.000 Is that a hard yes or no?
00:29:10.000 Yes or no?
00:29:10.000 Be honest.
00:29:11.000 Yes.
00:29:12.000 Okay.
00:29:12.000 Is she a yes for you?
00:29:13.000 Yeah.
00:29:13.000 It's a freshman!
00:29:14.000 Let's go!
00:29:17.000 Step aside.
00:29:19.000 So that's your match right there.
00:29:20.000 And then we'll get some more balloons for ladies.
00:29:22.000 And the next guest is coming in.
00:29:23.000 Next guy.
00:29:24.000 Oh, catch?
00:29:26.000 Oh, yeah.
00:29:28.000 Okay.
00:29:30.000 So we've got my boy.
00:29:32.000 We've got a few more coming.
00:29:33.000 There we go.
00:29:36.000 Okay, so that's the first match.
00:29:38.000 Listen, Chad, I get it, man.
00:29:39.000 You know, like, it's not maybe ideal for him, but hey, you know, whatever works.
00:29:44.000 All right.
00:29:46.000 I need another balloon real quick for her.
00:29:48.000 Do we need one more?
00:29:48.000 Yeah.
00:29:49.000 Oh, yes, we do.
00:29:49.000 It's right there.
00:29:50.000 Oh, it's on the ground.
00:29:51.000 Yeah, I got it.
00:29:51.000 Here, you get that?
00:29:52.000 So, brother, give us your name, age, we do for a living.
00:29:56.000 How you doing?
00:29:56.000 My name is Love.
00:29:58.000 Damn!
00:29:59.000 Wow, already!
00:30:00.000 Damn!
00:30:01.000 That's messed up!
00:30:03.000 Been there, done that.
00:30:04.000 Oh, shit!
00:30:06.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute!
00:30:07.000 What does that mean?
00:30:08.000 I don't know what that means.
00:30:10.000 Oh!
00:30:12.000 Wait, you don't already know him, do you?
00:30:15.000 Alright, alright, alright.
00:30:17.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:30:18.000 Name is...
00:30:19.000 My name is Love.
00:30:21.000 My name is Love.
00:30:22.000 I'm 24.
00:30:22.000 I'm a nightclub promoter Let that nigga finish What the fuck Let that nigga finish That was the other question That's a whole game Yeah Name age what you do Okay And why do you want to find love Uh I don't know Everybody does.
00:30:38.000 It's just part of life, one of those things, one of those journeys.
00:30:41.000 What's your red flag in a girl?
00:30:44.000 Friendly.
00:30:45.000 Too friendly?
00:30:47.000 Why is friendly a red flag?
00:30:48.000 Friendly.
00:30:49.000 It just doesn't match my personality.
00:30:54.000 So if you're nice or friendly, then...
00:30:59.000 No, nice or friendly are two different things.
00:31:01.000 Yeah, two different things.
00:31:02.000 Yeah, you can be nice.
00:31:04.000 Friendly means he's too flirty.
00:31:06.000 Okay, okay.
00:31:08.000 So we gotta know...
00:31:09.000 - What's part of the balloon?
00:31:10.000 He's a nigga.
00:31:11.000 - With beads and earrings.
00:31:14.000 - The earrings?
00:31:15.000 - You don't like earrings?
00:31:15.000 - No, no, no, no. - Baby, no, we don't do earrings or beads.
00:31:19.000 - No. - You wanna respond to that?
00:31:21.000 - Hell no. - Okay.
00:31:23.000 - Hold on, to reach the room.
00:31:24.000 - I love the name, love.
00:31:25.000 That's awesome.
00:31:26.000 I actually love your swag.
00:31:28.000 Do you have cowboy boots on?
00:31:29.000 Yeah.
00:31:29.000 That's dope.
00:31:30.000 I like that.
00:31:31.000 But you're just too young for me.
00:31:32.000 I'm 36.
00:31:34.000 That's fair.
00:31:35.000 That's fair.
00:31:36.000 Skip her.
00:31:38.000 Is this some history here?
00:31:40.000 All I gotta say is just like...
00:31:42.000 It's a no for me.
00:31:45.000 It's a no for me, dawg.
00:31:46.000 Okay.
00:31:47.000 Alright.
00:31:47.000 How about you?
00:31:48.000 I know him.
00:31:49.000 We work together.
00:31:51.000 Oh, shit.
00:31:51.000 That makes sense.
00:31:53.000 Wait, you don't know who that is?
00:31:55.000 I do now.
00:31:57.000 He's just a friend.
00:31:58.000 I'm not interested.
00:32:00.000 Friends with no potential?
00:32:01.000 Yeah, that's the homie.
00:32:03.000 That's the homie.
00:32:04.000 That makes sense.
00:32:05.000 All right.
00:32:06.000 Welcome to Pop.
00:32:07.000 He's cute.
00:32:07.000 He's just not my type.
00:32:08.000 What's your type?
00:32:10.000 I don't really have a type, but...
00:32:12.000 How do you know he's not your type?
00:32:14.000 I don't sound racist or anything.
00:32:15.000 I just don't like dark skins.
00:32:17.000 What the?
00:32:18.000 I'm not even a dark skin.
00:32:19.000 Drake?
00:32:20.000 No.
00:32:21.000 I'm not dark skin.
00:32:22.000 She is Drake.
00:32:23.000 Kendrick?
00:32:24.000 Drake?
00:32:25.000 Like white boys maybe?
00:32:26.000 Caucasian.
00:32:27.000 Okay.
00:32:28.000 Alright, you like wikings.
00:32:29.000 Got it.
00:32:30.000 She like white boys.
00:32:31.000 Got it.
00:32:32.000 Because I just didn't like the way that you replied to the fact that she popped your balloon I thought you could have been a little bit more nice or just humble about it.
00:32:38.000 Yeah, I'm not that nice.
00:32:38.000 I still not gonna lie.
00:32:39.000 Yeah, I get it.
00:32:41.000 You don't like family fishing.
00:32:43.000 Oh!
00:32:44.000 Oh, damn!
00:32:45.000 Why'd you post a balloon?
00:32:47.000 What did it for you?
00:32:48.000 I said he's not that nice.
00:32:50.000 I get it!
00:32:51.000 Nice boys, finish first!
00:32:55.000 He's just like a little too fancy and the attitude he can feel from the distance, you know?
00:33:00.000 A little pretentious?
00:33:01.000 Yeah.
00:33:02.000 Okay, any last thoughts about this brother?
00:33:06.000 He said I'm good.
00:33:07.000 He wants love though.
00:33:08.000 I love that you want love.
00:33:09.000 No, y'all are good.
00:33:10.000 I'm disappointed.
00:33:11.000 I saw some nice potential right here.
00:33:13.000 We got a surprise guest here real quick.
00:33:17.000 Name, age.
00:33:21.000 You can call me Star and I'm 25 and right now I'm just in school for cosmetology.
00:33:27.000 Okay.
00:33:29.000 Question for you.
00:33:31.000 Would you date my boy Love over here?
00:33:33.000 Do you want to date with him?
00:33:34.000 No.
00:33:35.000 You know me?
00:33:36.000 The pop the balloon.
00:33:37.000 You didn't give me nothing to pop it.
00:33:40.000 And I have a reason too.
00:33:42.000 Wait, what's the reason?
00:33:44.000 What was the reason?
00:33:46.000 Because I'm new to Miami and one of my first times going out to like an event at this restaurant, but I didn't go with them to another event.
00:33:56.000 He didn't know that, you know, I didn't know how everything works out here.
00:34:01.000 So I'm like, oh, I'm just going to go to that.
00:34:03.000 And I didn't really stay long, and then I left.
00:34:05.000 And then he saw me, and I had different hair because I switched my hair up a lot.
00:34:09.000 And he was like, oh, never come to...
00:34:12.000 And a dinner with me and then they'll go to an event.
00:34:15.000 Mind you, I didn't even eat dinner with them.
00:34:17.000 I just popped up because, you know, I said I would come or whatever through this, like, app or whatever.
00:34:20.000 And he was so rude to me and I didn't know him.
00:34:23.000 And I said, I didn't even know.
00:34:24.000 I'm like, I'm from New York or whatever.
00:34:26.000 I'm new here.
00:34:26.000 But yeah, he don't even know me.
00:34:28.000 My hair was different and he was rude.
00:34:30.000 And I thought that was very un-gentleman-like of him.
00:34:32.000 So, no, I would not date him.
00:34:34.000 Because first impressions are everything.
00:34:36.000 He didn't know me personally.
00:34:37.000 And I wasn't even at his event.
00:34:39.000 I was at...
00:34:40.000 I was invited to the event from another promoter, but yeah.
00:34:45.000 Alright, so what's your story?
00:34:46.000 Wait, you gotta respond to this, brother.
00:34:47.000 Yeah, you're a response.
00:34:47.000 What's going on here, man?
00:34:48.000 What's your response?
00:34:50.000 I'm not sure.
00:34:51.000 No, no, no, no.
00:34:52.000 I'm from New York.
00:34:53.000 Listen, I'm from New York.
00:34:54.000 So, like, I learned a lot in Miami.
00:34:56.000 The number one thing I learned is outside of New York, people like to say that they like honesty, but in truth, if it matter, people don't really like honesty.
00:35:03.000 So when you confront somebody about somebody, it's not in the way that they like.
00:35:06.000 You tend to be the bad guy.
00:35:07.000 I'm cool being the bad guy.
00:35:09.000 But he didn't confront me.
00:35:10.000 He saw me at the next place because he saw me at the restaurant, and it was like, oh, never come to one of my events and not come...
00:35:17.000 I didn't come to your event.
00:35:41.000 Let me say something.
00:35:42.000 I did not come to your event.
00:35:45.000 I was personally invited to this dinner party.
00:35:48.000 With me.
00:35:49.000 I know how dinners work.
00:35:50.000 You must have been there.
00:35:51.000 It doesn't matter.
00:35:51.000 You're irrelevant because you did not invite me.
00:35:53.000 If I pay to do my own hair, I pay to do my own nails, I pay to do my own makeup, I pay to get to the event, I pay for my outfit, I show up, that is me making an investment to make an appearance.
00:36:05.000 It doesn't matter if I'm getting free drinks, dinner, or any of that.
00:36:07.000 That doesn't...
00:36:08.000 I'm out to all the investment that I made for them parents.
00:36:11.000 Ain't no problem.
00:36:12.000 Ain't no problem.
00:36:13.000 There is no...
00:36:14.000 There is no event...
00:36:15.000 Wait a minute.
00:36:18.000 I'm gonna lastly say this.
00:36:19.000 There is no event without sexy women, so don't tell me nothing.
00:36:23.000 Okay, we're gonna end it here.
00:36:24.000 I'm just gonna say, in Miami, if someone invites you to a table...
00:36:28.000 And that's their table.
00:36:29.000 It's their rules.
00:36:29.000 That's all I'm going to say.
00:36:30.000 Thank you, brother.
00:36:33.000 We got up next.
00:36:34.000 Yo, hold on.
00:36:36.000 Before I hit my camera, this nigga right here has been in the news for a little bit, going crazy.
00:36:43.000 He's our boy.
00:36:44.000 He's cool as hell.
00:36:46.000 And listen, one of my, I want to say associates in business.
00:36:50.000 Welcome!
00:36:54.000 Zirka!
00:36:54.000 There we go.
00:36:57.000 Over here, Zirka.
00:36:58.000 All right, so...
00:37:01.000 Welcome.
00:37:02.000 Listen, bro, glad you made it.
00:37:03.000 Glad to come super early, Fresh.
00:37:06.000 I'm sorry about that.
00:37:07.000 No, you're right on time.
00:37:08.000 Right on time.
00:37:09.000 Let's go.
00:37:10.000 Okay, so we're doing Pop in the Balloon, and it's ladies' choice here to choose you as their suitor or, for example, next boyfriend.
00:37:19.000 They are amazing.
00:37:20.000 They're so colorful.
00:37:21.000 Beautiful lineup, right?
00:37:25.000 So, Zerka, how you feeling, man?
00:37:27.000 I just woke up.
00:37:29.000 I need a Red Bull IC, and I'm ready to go.
00:37:33.000 Hey, yo, Zerka, tie your sweater, man.
00:37:36.000 Yeah, thank you, thank you.
00:37:38.000 Get it?
00:37:40.000 Do we have any cocaine in the studio?
00:37:42.000 Uh, in the back, in the back.
00:37:43.000 It's a joke, it's a joke.
00:37:46.000 Oh no!
00:37:47.000 He's a host!
00:37:49.000 I'm already out.
00:37:51.000 We're the boring girls!
00:37:53.000 This has already been done.
00:37:57.000 Okay, Zarkin, I was too early, too early.
00:38:01.000 Before we start, oh!
00:38:02.000 Okay.
00:38:02.000 Oh no!
00:38:03.000 Okay.
00:38:04.000 Ladies, by the way, he's a comedian, by the way, so just know his jokes, okay?
00:38:08.000 What's that?
00:38:11.000 Okay, so Zerka, tell me, name is Wida for a living?
00:38:15.000 I'm John fucking Zerka.
00:38:17.000 I'm their biggest star on the show.
00:38:18.000 I got all my following from them.
00:38:20.000 I'm a millionaire overnight, and I'm obnoxious.
00:38:23.000 I fight on the streets.
00:38:24.000 I do everything.
00:38:26.000 Like, I'll protect you from, like, any guy who grabs you.
00:38:29.000 I'll fight the guy.
00:38:30.000 Like, I'm a real ass...
00:38:33.000 I see.
00:38:34.000 We need a balloon.
00:38:35.000 We need a balloon.
00:38:35.000 I like that.
00:38:36.000 Oh, okay.
00:38:37.000 He's a protector.
00:38:37.000 She's back in the game.
00:38:38.000 Back in the game.
00:38:39.000 All right.
00:38:39.000 All right.
00:38:40.000 Okay.
00:38:40.000 So, Zerka, so you can start us off the fresh way.
00:38:44.000 Yeah.
00:38:45.000 I'm enjoying fucking Zerka.
00:38:47.000 Don't dance to the winner.
00:38:51.000 Okay.
00:38:52.000 Zerka, ask a question about themselves to get to know them a little bit better.
00:38:55.000 Oh, I got to get to know them?
00:38:56.000 Whatever you want to know about them.
00:38:58.000 Okay, ladies, what do you guys do for a living?
00:39:02.000 I like unemployed, don't worry.
00:39:04.000 We're unemployed.
00:39:05.000 Right now I'm unemployed.
00:39:07.000 I just moved to Miami from Washington State.
00:39:09.000 I'm trying to start a boutique out here.
00:39:11.000 Okay.
00:39:12.000 That's cool.
00:39:12.000 And your aspirations?
00:39:14.000 None at the moment.
00:39:16.000 Okay.
00:39:16.000 That's so hard.
00:39:17.000 That is so hard.
00:39:19.000 Here we go.
00:39:21.000 Me?
00:39:22.000 What do I do for a living?
00:39:24.000 I do OnlyFans.
00:39:25.000 Oh wow, okay.
00:39:26.000 She belongs to the streets!
00:39:27.000 Is that good?
00:39:28.000 That's great, yeah.
00:39:29.000 Oh, I'm Nay.
00:39:34.000 I'm a cosmetologist and I am an OnlyFans model as well.
00:39:38.000 Mmm.
00:39:39.000 She belongs to the streets.
00:39:40.000 That 40?
00:39:41.000 Damn.
00:39:42.000 Okay.
00:39:43.000 Black don't crack.
00:39:44.000 Black don't crack.
00:39:45.000 Holy shit.
00:39:46.000 Holy, I look so much older than her.
00:39:48.000 That's crazy.
00:39:49.000 What about you?
00:39:50.000 That's funny.
00:39:51.000 My name is Ophelia.
00:39:52.000 I'm 36.
00:39:53.000 I'm from New York, the Bronx.
00:39:55.000 Yeah, I'm an entrepreneur and I do it all actually.
00:40:00.000 I'm also a bartender.
00:40:02.000 I've had a boutique, trucking company, painting company.
00:40:06.000 I just do it all.
00:40:07.000 I'm an OnlyFans model also.
00:40:10.000 Influencer, I have some subscribers.
00:40:11.000 I got like 3,000 something subscribers on YouTube.
00:40:14.000 And you fight other women, right?
00:40:16.000 I don't.
00:40:16.000 You have never fought a woman?
00:40:18.000 Yeah, but I don't like to fight.
00:40:19.000 He's a fighter by the way.
00:40:21.000 I won't fight with him.
00:40:23.000 No, uh-uh.
00:40:24.000 If somebody's getting on my man, I'm getting on.
00:40:26.000 I have a question for you.
00:40:27.000 Let's say he's out in a fight, right?
00:40:29.000 He's losing the battle.
00:40:30.000 He loses the fight.
00:40:31.000 Would he still be there for him?
00:40:32.000 Yeah, I would.
00:40:33.000 I would.
00:40:34.000 I'm going to jump on a person's back and just bite and everything.
00:40:38.000 Do you want your woman to do that?
00:40:40.000 Sure, yeah, sure.
00:40:41.000 Okay.
00:40:42.000 So Zerka, after hearing those professions, you're going to pop two balloons.
00:40:46.000 Oh, I have to.
00:40:46.000 Okay.
00:40:47.000 Here's a talk right here.
00:40:48.000 So choose two girls that you want to eliminate out of this equation real quick.
00:40:52.000 Two girls.
00:40:54.000 You guys have no dreams, aspirations.
00:40:57.000 I like that.
00:40:59.000 Just live with me.
00:41:04.000 He's honest, ladies.
00:41:05.000 I can't have a white bitch.
00:41:06.000 No!
00:41:09.000 I'm racist, I'm racist.
00:41:13.000 I am not white, I'm Colombian.
00:41:17.000 Oh my god, no!
00:41:21.000 Latina, damn.
00:41:23.000 You're what?
00:41:24.000 I'm Colombian.
00:41:25.000 Damn.
00:41:26.000 Give her another balloon.
00:41:31.000 Okay, that's it!
00:41:32.000 Alright, wow.
00:41:32.000 Alright, one more, one more.
00:41:34.000 Uh, damn.
00:41:35.000 Brooklyn versus...
00:41:37.000 Damn, I don't know.
00:41:38.000 Who has more money between you two?
00:41:43.000 Probably not me.
00:41:45.000 She's bougie.
00:41:46.000 That's unfortunate.
00:41:50.000 This is so much fun, dude.
00:41:54.000 Yo, what the hell?
00:41:55.000 Okay, okay.
00:41:57.000 Ladies, the last three remaining.
00:41:59.000 Yeah.
00:41:59.000 Question for Zerka.
00:42:00.000 Anything you want to ask him?
00:42:02.000 Oh, I missed how old you were.
00:42:04.000 I'm 30.
00:42:05.000 I turned 30 this year.
00:42:07.000 Yeah.
00:42:08.000 And what's your sign?
00:42:09.000 Oh, I'm a Pisces.
00:42:21.000 It's just the biggest red flag.
00:42:23.000 I cannot.
00:42:23.000 But what about it?
00:42:24.000 I just have a lot of experience with Pisces.
00:42:26.000 Best manipulators right here.
00:42:31.000 But it's true.
00:42:32.000 If you look at the studies, women cut their wrists after dating Pisces.
00:42:38.000 They can't handle the water.
00:42:41.000 Zerk, are you too emotional?
00:42:42.000 Yes, I am.
00:42:43.000 Like I'm super jealous and clingy and sometimes I'm even abusive.
00:42:48.000 Are you high on coke right now?
00:43:00.000 No, not right now.
00:43:02.000 But every other show I've been on.
00:43:05.000 Are you doing anything right now?
00:43:06.000 No, I swear I just woke up and I'm down to get drunk.
00:43:09.000 Do you guys want to get drunk with me?
00:43:10.000 After this, we're going to the club.
00:43:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:13.000 When I say I'm physically abusive, when I say I'm physically abusive, I mean like, let's say you're my girlfriend, I pinch.
00:43:20.000 Like, I don't actually hit the girl, but I'll pinch you, you know?
00:43:22.000 But like, what, like a slurting or like I'm angry?
00:43:24.000 No, I'm angry.
00:43:27.000 All right.
00:43:28.000 All right.
00:43:29.000 That's interesting.
00:43:30.000 Listen to that.
00:43:31.000 All right.
00:43:31.000 So we have two left.
00:43:32.000 Okay.
00:43:33.000 So anything you want to know more about him?
00:43:36.000 Twitter.com says Zerko Official.
00:43:37.000 Then what about him is calling your attention?
00:43:39.000 Thezerkofficial.com.
00:43:41.000 Join the website.
00:43:42.000 Only fans.
00:43:42.000 All right.
00:43:42.000 She likes big men.
00:43:43.000 He's a big man.
00:43:44.000 So Zerka.
00:43:45.000 No, I'm black from the waist up.
00:43:47.000 She's going to love this.
00:43:48.000 Zerka.
00:43:49.000 No, but God is fair, bro.
00:43:51.000 I'm a beautiful, good-looking millionaire.
00:43:54.000 Medium dick.
00:43:55.000 6'4", medium dick.
00:43:57.000 God is so fair, man.
00:43:58.000 You don't have to tell girls so they don't get disappointed.
00:44:01.000 Like, prime yourselves, right?
00:44:02.000 Okay, Zerka, let's add in some numerology here.
00:44:05.000 Oh, yes!
00:44:06.000 When's your birthday?
00:44:07.000 August 1st.
00:44:09.000 What year?
00:44:10.000 2001.
00:44:11.000 She's a Leo.
00:44:12.000 Okay.
00:44:13.000 We're doing Chinese astrology and numerology, right?
00:44:15.000 Well, she has one energy, so you get it done yourself, you're argumentative, and you're a leader.
00:44:21.000 I love to argue.
00:44:22.000 Yeah, she's a one.
00:44:23.000 Wow!
00:44:23.000 Okay, what about you?
00:44:24.000 Nailed it.
00:44:25.000 My birthday.
00:44:26.000 The day you're born.
00:44:27.000 March 21st.
00:44:28.000 Year?
00:44:29.000 1984.
00:44:31.000 21st?
00:44:32.000 You're the funniest from all your friends.
00:44:35.000 Yeah, there.
00:44:35.000 She's got three energy.
00:44:37.000 Three is like communicator, funny, crook, you know?
00:44:40.000 Okay, so knowing all this info, Zerka, pop one more balloon.
00:44:45.000 Whoa, one more balloon.
00:44:46.000 Who are you picking for your girlfriend?
00:44:48.000 Right, right, right.
00:44:49.000 Okay.
00:44:50.000 Damn, okay.
00:44:53.000 Damn, this is tough, bro.
00:44:56.000 This is tough.
00:44:57.000 Zerka's a natural.
00:44:57.000 Okay, so should I ask them one more question?
00:45:00.000 Sure, go ahead.
00:45:02.000 Have you guys ever dated a black guy?
00:45:05.000 Really?
00:45:07.000 I gotta know what I'm getting into.
00:45:10.000 No.
00:45:10.000 No?
00:45:11.000 This nigga's I'm racist as fuck!
00:45:19.000 Yo!
00:45:20.000 Okay!
00:45:21.000 Woo!
00:45:22.000 She's out!
00:45:23.000 Oh, what the?
00:45:24.000 She got ass!
00:45:24.000 What the hell?
00:45:25.000 Yeah, nigga!
00:45:26.000 I'm good at this.
00:45:27.000 Okay, nigga.
00:45:28.000 Last thoughts.
00:45:29.000 Do I get a fucker now?
00:45:33.000 Oh my god.
00:45:34.000 Okay, we need some more balloons.
00:45:35.000 Bro, order the blow.
00:45:37.000 Everyone, who's splitting an eight with me?
00:45:39.000 I got you.
00:45:39.000 Allegedly.
00:45:41.000 And Zerka, you know what's funny?
00:45:42.000 Where's Myron?
00:45:43.000 He's in Milwaukee.
00:45:45.000 He's doing fucking white boy shit.
00:45:46.000 100%.
00:45:47.000 Zerka, guess what's the best part about this?
00:45:50.000 She's over 18.
00:45:51.000 Let's go for it.
00:45:52.000 Oh my god.
00:45:54.000 Alright, alright.
00:45:56.000 We had a fresh match.
00:45:57.000 We got a fresh match with Zerka.
00:45:59.000 There you go.
00:45:59.000 Number two.
00:46:00.000 Good job Zerka.
00:46:01.000 Good job.
00:46:01.000 Follow up that shit.
00:46:02.000 That's great.
00:46:03.000 Okay.
00:46:04.000 Welcome, welcome.
00:46:05.000 We have some more balloons here that we need.
00:46:08.000 Okay.
00:46:09.000 Everyone's good.
00:46:09.000 Okay.
00:46:09.000 Yeah, we're going to get some balloons and then we are going to kick this off.
00:46:13.000 Contestant number three.
00:46:14.000 Alright, let's do some chats real quick.
00:46:16.000 Some chats.
00:46:17.000 What?
00:46:18.000 Wait!
00:46:19.000 Wait!
00:46:19.000 Let me give you guys some balloons!
00:46:22.000 Yeah, we gotta line you up!
00:46:23.000 Line you up!
00:46:25.000 Okay, let's do some chats.
00:46:26.000 I'm not worried.
00:46:28.000 I wasn't gonna pick them anyway, but yeah.
00:46:34.000 Alright, alright.
00:46:36.000 Um, wait.
00:46:37.000 Okay.
00:46:38.000 Alright.
00:46:41.000 Okay, cool.
00:46:43.000 Alright, yeah.
00:46:44.000 We'll start with this.
00:46:45.000 Okay.
00:46:46.000 So, we're going to get your name, your age, what do you do for a living?
00:46:50.000 My name's Nelson.
00:46:51.000 I'm 31.
00:46:52.000 Sorry.
00:46:53.000 We can't hear you.
00:46:54.000 My name's Nelson.
00:46:55.000 I'm 31.
00:46:55.000 I'm a podcaster.
00:46:56.000 Okay.
00:46:57.000 Alright, cool.
00:46:58.000 Okay.
00:46:59.000 And Nelson, what do you look for in women?
00:47:02.000 It's like one or two qualities you look for.
00:47:03.000 Women who don't do OnlyFans.
00:47:05.000 Let's start with that.
00:47:06.000 Oh, shit.
00:47:06.000 Alright.
00:47:08.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:47:08.000 You did me a huge favor.
00:47:10.000 Huge favor.
00:47:11.000 Women who don't do OnlyFans?
00:47:12.000 Yeah, all kidding aside.
00:47:15.000 Looking for some series.
00:47:16.000 Ready to settle down.
00:47:18.000 Okay.
00:47:18.000 And red flags.
00:47:20.000 Okay, guys.
00:47:21.000 Um, women who just moved to Miami.
00:47:25.000 Okay.
00:47:27.000 Alright, so, uh, question, which popular balloon?
00:47:31.000 Guys in the back, we need some quiet, please.
00:47:33.000 Because he said he's looking for, you said something serious, committed?
00:47:37.000 Yeah, no.
00:47:38.000 Okay.
00:47:38.000 Fair enough.
00:47:40.000 He ain't a nigga.
00:47:42.000 I got it.
00:47:42.000 He's too much of an average Joe for me.
00:47:45.000 I have edge.
00:47:46.000 I need somebody to match my fly.
00:47:48.000 Tattoos.
00:47:49.000 A lot of reasons.
00:47:51.000 He's ugly.
00:47:52.000 I just moved to Miami.
00:47:53.000 Oh, you're so mean.
00:47:54.000 You are so mean.
00:47:56.000 I do OnlyFans.
00:47:58.000 Oh, yes.
00:47:59.000 That goes on.
00:48:01.000 My nigga, that was harsh.
00:48:03.000 Okay.
00:48:03.000 That was harsh.
00:48:05.000 MK, do something.
00:48:06.000 All right.
00:48:06.000 So, reason?
00:48:08.000 I mean, he said if someone just moved to Miami, I don't know why it's a red flag.
00:48:13.000 Why is that a red flag?
00:48:15.000 Well, specifically women from certain geographical locations.
00:48:18.000 I should have been specific.
00:48:19.000 Like New York, Chicago, California.
00:48:22.000 Why is that?
00:48:23.000 Yeah, I'm from New York.
00:48:24.000 They just have, they're used to certain things, and it's a cultural thing, you know what I mean?
00:48:28.000 So, just...
00:48:29.000 I'm curious.
00:48:32.000 Fuck, man.
00:48:34.000 And where are you from?
00:48:35.000 If I was dressed different, dress how?
00:48:39.000 Like baggy jeans?
00:48:40.000 Take the shirt out of my pants.
00:48:45.000 They're too liberal for me.
00:48:47.000 I'm more traditional.
00:48:48.000 I'm a bit more conservative.
00:48:50.000 So, maybe you want a more typical Miami girl or someone who was born and raised here?
00:48:55.000 Nah, just most of the time the chicks that are like in this part of town, Brickell and stuff, they're like OnlyFans chicks who are looking for clout and like porn stars and all that kind of shit.
00:49:07.000 I'm good.
00:49:08.000 Like, I just, I'm not.
00:49:10.000 Never get married because I don't like OnlyFans girls?
00:49:15.000 So everybody's a whore here?
00:49:17.000 That's what you're saying?
00:49:18.000 That's what you're saying.
00:49:19.000 No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:49:20.000 That's what you're saying.
00:49:21.000 Everybody that is of the demographic I'm talking about is what I'm not interested in.
00:49:25.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:49:26.000 No, you're saying girls from Brickell.
00:49:27.000 Come over the bridge.
00:49:28.000 No, no, no, no.
00:49:29.000 Not girls.
00:49:29.000 No, listen.
00:49:30.000 Leave Brickell.
00:49:31.000 Leave Miami Beach.
00:49:32.000 Leave Wynwood.
00:49:33.000 Because all that shit is like the global phenomenon of Miami.
00:49:35.000 That's not Miami.
00:49:36.000 That's 5% of Miami.
00:49:37.000 I mean, boy, listen to me.
00:49:39.000 Girls from Chicago are the best.
00:49:41.000 I was in Chicago, and I believe the girls from Chicago are so nice.
00:49:44.000 And you prefer girls from Miami over Chicago.
00:49:46.000 I didn't say Miami.
00:49:47.000 But you said it just to Miami.
00:49:49.000 Okay, we can clean it here.
00:49:51.000 The ladies have spoken.
00:49:53.000 Any last thoughts?
00:49:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:49:55.000 Thank you, brother.
00:49:58.000 Come on over here, twin.
00:50:00.000 We need some more balloons real quick.
00:50:02.000 I'm not gonna hold you.
00:50:05.000 Shorty in the red was so honest, that shit hit the dome.
00:50:10.000 That was hard to hear.
00:50:12.000 That was perfect.
00:50:14.000 Thank you for being honest.
00:50:16.000 See, I like when you're blunt.
00:50:18.000 That's honesty.
00:50:22.000 Okay, so in the meantime, let's do some chats real quick.
00:50:26.000 Time release says, Zerka did fresh smash the third floor lawyer.
00:50:29.000 He's not here right now, but I did not smash the lawyer, okay?
00:50:32.000 LepreKing says, the real inventor of pop the balloon dating was by YouTuber NoLoveMar.
00:50:38.000 He made these videos months before Arlette, who copied the idea without credit.
00:50:41.000 Oh, well, shout out to NoLoveMar.
00:50:43.000 he made the idea so that's a show to him.
00:50:45.000 Mainland Ninja says rough start at intro but good skit W Fresh.
00:50:48.000 Bring on Zerka on this bit.
00:50:50.000 All the women will leave pregnant.
00:50:51.000 What the heck?
00:50:53.000 Why did he say bitches with tattoos are gross?
00:50:57.000 A bitch can have a tiny ass tattoo.
00:50:59.000 One tattoo.
00:51:00.000 Wait, hold on.
00:51:01.000 Why does he say bitches with tattoos are gross?
00:51:05.000 A bitch could have a tiny ass tattoo.
00:51:08.000 People have their types.
00:51:09.000 Okay, back to the chats.
00:51:12.000 By the way, guys, this event, what's it called?
00:51:15.000 RNC? RNC. He's in Milwaukee right now doing some stuff over there, so shout out to him.
00:51:19.000 When the two are going at it, ROG, Racha or Ghetto, alert.
00:51:24.000 Okay.
00:51:24.000 That's it.
00:51:25.000 That's it.
00:51:25.000 Okay, cool.
00:51:26.000 All right.
00:51:27.000 So bring the next person, my twin, aka Double O Fresh.
00:51:31.000 All right.
00:51:32.000 What's up, man?
00:51:32.000 What's up, man?
00:51:33.000 What's up?
00:51:41.000 How old, man?
00:51:42.000 I'm old, man.
00:51:43.000 How old is old?
00:51:45.000 Old enough.
00:51:45.000 35?
00:51:46.000 We gotta know the age.
00:51:47.000 40?
00:51:48.000 40s?
00:51:49.000 Nah, I'm not in my 40s.
00:51:50.000 Hell nah, I ain't that old, but I'm old.
00:51:52.000 I'm up there.
00:51:53.000 Okay.
00:51:53.000 What do you do for?
00:51:55.000 Promotion.
00:51:56.000 I own a company and I do clothing line.
00:51:59.000 She had a question for you.
00:52:00.000 Go ahead.
00:52:01.000 No, I just asked was he old enough to be a sugar daddy because he had his age like it's like traumatic.
00:52:05.000 You need a sugar daddy, baby?
00:52:07.000 I mean, if you want to be one.
00:52:08.000 I got some money for a sugar daddy, but I ain't old enough to be no sugar daddy.
00:52:11.000 Okay.
00:52:12.000 Alright.
00:52:12.000 So, real quick.
00:52:15.000 You've been my boy for a little bit fresh.
00:52:17.000 I know you for a while here.
00:52:18.000 Question for ladies that you want to get to know them a little bit better.
00:52:20.000 Anything you want to ask them?
00:52:21.000 Yeah.
00:52:22.000 Where's everybody from?
00:52:23.000 Okay.
00:52:24.000 New York.
00:52:25.000 I'm from France.
00:52:27.000 Philly.
00:52:28.000 New York, the Bronx.
00:52:30.000 I'm from Iowa.
00:52:34.000 I'm from Russia.
00:52:36.000 Washington.
00:52:38.000 Cuba.
00:52:39.000 You got a pop.
00:52:41.000 Two balloons.
00:52:42.000 Two?
00:52:43.000 Off-rep.
00:52:46.000 Someone popped.
00:52:48.000 I don't like New York.
00:52:51.000 New York girls are mean.
00:52:53.000 New York girls are mean.
00:52:55.000 Y'all cute.
00:52:56.000 Wait a minute.
00:52:57.000 Where are you from?
00:52:57.000 I was born in New York.
00:52:59.000 But where are you from?
00:52:59.000 I was raised in Florida.
00:53:00.000 I was raised in Palm Beach.
00:53:01.000 But you were born in New York?
00:53:02.000 All my family, all my cousins and everything in New York, and they mean as shit.
00:53:05.000 And most girls, see?
00:53:06.000 I love y'all.
00:53:07.000 It's not even about being mean.
00:53:08.000 As a friend, I love y'all because y'all are going to fight with me and everything, but y'all mean as shit dating-wise.
00:53:13.000 And y'all emasculate your man.
00:53:15.000 And so Fresh, what do you look for in a woman?
00:53:20.000 What do you look for in a woman?
00:53:28.000 Give us two things.
00:53:33.000 You definitely gotta have a vagina, that's for sure.
00:53:38.000 Obviously.
00:53:39.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:53:40.000 I mean, a good head, looks, I'm a little shallow, so looks is definitely up there.
00:53:44.000 So physical looks?
00:53:45.000 Looks is definitely one of the main things.
00:53:47.000 And then, I guess, I don't want you to be dumb as shit either.
00:53:50.000 So some brains.
00:53:51.000 Stupid!
00:53:52.000 I mean, most of them don't, but some of them do.
00:53:54.000 Ain't no most Okay, you're not in this, ma'am Alright Don't be mad at me Because I didn't like New York Y'all mean, man It's okay I just seen I just seen you I just seen you Just get off on buddy The other buddy with the hat I just seen you snap on him And he deserved it I'm not saying he didn't But you're a little mean No, I ain't a little mean It's a little cool Why are we gonna pop over here?
00:54:15.000 We're gonna move on Ladies, question for Fresh over here Any questions at all for him?
00:54:20.000 Anything you wanna know?
00:54:21.000 I still wanna know how old he is Alright, baby, I'm 37.
00:54:25.000 I just turned 37.
00:54:27.000 I'm 37.
00:54:29.000 I'm a Gemini.
00:54:31.000 Yes, sir!
00:54:32.000 Wait, what about a Gemini?
00:54:33.000 Yes, sir!
00:54:36.000 I don't know.
00:54:36.000 We the most fun.
00:54:38.000 We the most fun.
00:54:39.000 Master manipulator.
00:54:40.000 You said what?
00:54:40.000 You're a master manipulator.
00:54:42.000 I'm a manipulator?
00:54:43.000 Master at it.
00:54:44.000 Oh, you didn't want to pop the balloon?
00:54:46.000 You didn't want to pop the purpose.
00:54:47.000 No, no, no.
00:54:48.000 Oh, we need another balloon.
00:54:49.000 We need another balloon.
00:54:50.000 You thought I'm a massive manipulator?
00:54:52.000 If you ain't got a strong mind, anybody can manipulate you, baby.
00:54:55.000 Not about my son.
00:54:56.000 If you ain't got a strong mind, anybody can manipulate you.
00:54:59.000 That's just real.
00:54:59.000 That quick flying and the too good of communication.
00:55:02.000 I can't compete with that, so that's why I know that.
00:55:04.000 I know people that aren't German that are better manipulators than me.
00:55:07.000 Okay, why do you pop the balloon?
00:55:09.000 Oh, as soon as he started.
00:55:11.000 I don't remember.
00:55:12.000 I did that.
00:55:12.000 You don't remember?
00:55:14.000 Oh, he has his tag on his...
00:55:16.000 Oh, I forgot it.
00:55:17.000 I'm sorry.
00:55:17.000 My shit's new.
00:55:18.000 He has his tag on his shit.
00:55:19.000 Never in my life.
00:55:21.000 So why?
00:55:23.000 Everything on me is new and there's no tag on anything else.
00:55:27.000 I'm not mad.
00:55:28.000 I'm not mad, baby.
00:55:29.000 I'm not mad.
00:55:29.000 Thank you.
00:55:30.000 I appreciate it.
00:55:31.000 Thank you.
00:55:32.000 I appreciate it.
00:55:32.000 Okay, okay, okay.
00:55:33.000 What do you think, bro?
00:55:35.000 I mean, he's totally right.
00:55:37.000 New York is aggressive as fuck.
00:55:39.000 You don't want to fight the woman.
00:55:40.000 He's 100% right.
00:55:41.000 You guys are like masculine energy.
00:55:43.000 That was not aggressive.
00:55:45.000 That was not aggressive.
00:55:47.000 What do you mean?
00:55:50.000 We talk crazy too.
00:55:53.000 Okay, okay, okay.
00:55:55.000 So, question for Fresh.
00:55:58.000 Are you looking to get murder head kids?
00:56:01.000 I mean, if the right...
00:56:02.000 Alright, this is my thing with marriage, bro.
00:56:04.000 Alright?
00:56:05.000 I'll give you the ring.
00:56:06.000 I'll give you the wedding.
00:56:07.000 I'll do everything.
00:56:08.000 The only thing I don't want to do is sign the paper.
00:56:10.000 What do you mean house?
00:56:11.000 I'm going to get married and give you everything.
00:56:13.000 I'm just not going to sign the paper.
00:56:14.000 I feel like marriage nowadays is a business decision.
00:56:16.000 A piece of paper is not going to validate how much I love you or not.
00:56:20.000 You get what I'm saying?
00:56:21.000 Wait, hold on.
00:56:21.000 You got to bust inside, though.
00:56:23.000 You got to bust inside.
00:56:24.000 I want to tell you why she might say that, but I don't want to be me, but it's a joke.
00:56:28.000 You probably pop it because you need your papers.
00:56:30.000 I'll tell you a joke before I say it.
00:56:34.000 I'll tell you.
00:56:35.000 You're beautiful, baby.
00:56:36.000 Why is that a no for you?
00:56:39.000 I mean, it's not because I want to have an official marriage, a more conservative kind of girl.
00:56:43.000 So for me, official has to be on the paper.
00:56:45.000 And a guy, he's like, oh, why would I have it on the paper?
00:56:48.000 Because it doesn't make any difference.
00:56:49.000 If it doesn't make any difference, why wouldn't you make it on the paper?
00:56:51.000 Because that's the business side of it that the government makes you do.
00:56:54.000 When, when, let me, let me, yeah, leave you.
00:56:58.000 Give me all you.
00:56:59.000 See what I'm saying?
00:57:00.000 And this is why I don't want to sign that paper.
00:57:03.000 Give me all your shit.
00:57:04.000 They want half.
00:57:05.000 Most girls want your money.
00:57:06.000 And I've seen that.
00:57:07.000 It's a business decision.
00:57:08.000 What does a piece of paper validate?
00:57:10.000 That validates my love for you?
00:57:13.000 I should be treating you like my wife before I even put that ring on your finger.
00:57:19.000 I should be treating you like my wife before I put that ring on your finger.
00:57:22.000 Plus, without the ring, you have the power.
00:57:24.000 She's like your slave.
00:57:25.000 She comes to you.
00:57:27.000 If you give her the power, that's like 50-50.
00:57:29.000 What is 50-50?
00:57:35.000 With the paper, someone made a song.
00:57:39.000 You know that song?
00:57:40.000 Someone made a song about what?
00:57:42.000 Anything signed for papers?
00:57:44.000 I don't know.
00:57:44.000 I don't know the song.
00:57:45.000 She a gold digger!
00:57:47.000 Do you often have unprotected sex with her when you first meet them?
00:57:55.000 Hell yeah!
00:57:56.000 When I first meet them?
00:57:56.000 Yeah, because you look like that.
00:58:00.000 Damn!
00:58:02.000 What about me that makes you look like I have unprotected sex?
00:58:07.000 I am a nasty nigga, though, but...
00:58:09.000 I am a nasty nigga, though, but...
00:58:12.000 I've never been doing unprotected sex.
00:58:15.000 He's like, what's a condo?
00:58:17.000 Give you a ring, the ceremony, and all that...
00:58:20.000 It's for the woman to make you happy.
00:58:23.000 To me, a ring and nothing don't mean nothing.
00:58:26.000 Y'all do the ring and all that stuff for society.
00:58:28.000 Y'all not doing it for yourselves, because if you're really for yourself and you're really just worried about getting married, you would go to the courthouse and just sign the paper.
00:58:34.000 But most of y'all want the ring, the wedding, the dress.
00:58:37.000 Y'all want to go through all that extra bullshit.
00:58:39.000 It's for the woman.
00:58:39.000 That's a woman's special day.
00:58:41.000 No one cares about the man.
00:58:42.000 You get what I'm saying?
00:58:43.000 That's the only reason I'm giving to you.
00:58:44.000 Okay.
00:58:45.000 How is it every day?
00:58:47.000 When is it the man's special day?
00:58:48.000 Father's Day is not even the 19th most best holiday.
00:58:52.000 What are you talking about?
00:58:52.000 When do men ever get glorified for nothing?
00:58:55.000 We got some more fellas here.
00:58:57.000 Thank you, Fresh.
00:58:57.000 Thank you, Fresh.
00:58:58.000 Appreciate it, bro.
00:58:59.000 Every day is man's day.
00:59:05.000 You all spoke your truth.
00:59:06.000 I like it.
00:59:07.000 Who's next?
00:59:08.000 We need some more balloons as well.
00:59:11.000 Both first.
00:59:11.000 Thank you, I see.
00:59:12.000 This is definitely a fun exercise.
00:59:16.000 This is fun.
00:59:17.000 I love this, by the way.
00:59:20.000 The honesty, the rareness.
00:59:22.000 Why did you point at me when you said honesty, bro?
00:59:25.000 You're ugly.
00:59:26.000 I love it, I love it.
00:59:29.000 You're so tall, bro.
00:59:30.000 Come closer.
00:59:32.000 Come on down!
00:59:42.000 We got a new girl!
00:59:44.000 All right!
00:59:49.000 Hi.
00:59:49.000 Okay.
00:59:50.000 Welcome to the show!
00:59:52.000 Oh my goodness, Zorka, this is your type.
00:59:54.000 Why do you say that?
00:59:55.000 I'm just kidding.
00:59:57.000 Okay.
00:59:58.000 And who's our fella?
00:59:59.000 Oh, some more balloons.
01:00:02.000 Are there more women back there, I see?
01:00:04.000 No, this is all the women we have.
01:00:06.000 Okay.
01:00:07.000 Okay.
01:00:07.000 Alrighty, can I get my guy please?
01:00:10.000 Ladies, are you horny at all?
01:00:13.000 Okay, next guy up.
01:00:15.000 Alright.
01:00:17.000 So ladies, this is my guy here.
01:00:19.000 Give them your name, age.
01:00:21.000 What do you do for a living?
01:00:22.000 My name is Ethan.
01:00:23.000 I'm 20 years young.
01:00:24.000 I'm a barber, content creator, superstar.
01:00:27.000 You know?
01:00:29.000 He's a baby.
01:00:30.000 He's a baby.
01:00:31.000 Okay, now what are you looking for?
01:00:33.000 Are you looking for something serious right now?
01:00:36.000 Yeah, I'm kind of like over the whole just going around fucking hoes sort of thing, like more so like family.
01:00:42.000 I kind of realized like there's no point to really doing none of this shit unless it's for my kids.
01:00:46.000 So, you know, finding a good mother for my kids would be the goal, you know?
01:00:50.000 You have kids already?
01:00:52.000 For my future kids.
01:00:55.000 For my future kids.
01:00:55.000 Oh, I thought you were like finding a mom for my kids.
01:00:57.000 No, no, no.
01:00:58.000 Finding a good mother for my future kids.
01:01:00.000 Alright, we've got a lot of pups.
01:01:02.000 How come he pups it?
01:01:04.000 Oh, and give your name and age.
01:01:06.000 I'm Elisabetta and I'm 21.
01:01:08.000 Just physically, not my type.
01:01:11.000 Respectfully.
01:01:11.000 Fair enough, fair enough.
01:01:12.000 Respectfully, okay.
01:01:13.000 Oh, she likes niggas.
01:01:14.000 He's just too young for me.
01:01:16.000 21, I get it.
01:01:17.000 Alright.
01:01:18.000 I mean, like, you're cute, but you're, like, too young.
01:01:21.000 Like, I feel like a pedophile.
01:01:24.000 Wait, wait, hold on!
01:01:25.000 I want you to look at that, bro!
01:01:27.000 What?
01:01:29.000 What?
01:01:29.000 If he's even like hours younger than me, I'm like, ew.
01:01:33.000 She wants me in here.
01:01:35.000 She wants me in here.
01:01:37.000 I mean, like he's like a baby.
01:01:42.000 What's your ideal age?
01:01:44.000 They have to be like 23 or older.
01:01:47.000 Okay.
01:01:48.000 What about your balloon?
01:01:49.000 I'm just over the mom thing.
01:01:51.000 If I can give my kids back, man, if I shove them back up here, I would.
01:01:55.000 I just don't want to be like, I love my kids and I'll be a good mom to them, but anything else, I'm over it.
01:02:01.000 So fresh up there.
01:02:02.000 Yeah.
01:02:03.000 I've never heard your mom say that.
01:02:05.000 Okay, that was...
01:02:07.000 Listen, listen, listen.
01:02:09.000 That is how...
01:02:10.000 Sorry for her kids.
01:02:11.000 To be honest, that's how my mom feels, by the way.
01:02:14.000 You're keeping it real.
01:02:15.000 Keeping it real.
01:02:16.000 I have no more kids, I'm done.
01:02:17.000 Oh, okay.
01:02:18.000 What about you?
01:02:19.000 Too young.
01:02:19.000 Too young?
01:02:21.000 I don't know, like the first thing you look for in a woman is for her to be the mother of your kids.
01:02:26.000 Like there's so many other things you can say, you know.
01:02:28.000 Like what?
01:02:32.000 That's what's important.
01:02:34.000 I don't know if we could have said, no, we could have said like, you know, find someone that I get along with, that we can joke around, that's my partner.
01:02:40.000 No, I'm looking for the mother of my My kids are, well, my future kids are kind of what's most important for me in my life.
01:02:48.000 That's all I really...
01:02:48.000 No, I don't have kids.
01:02:50.000 It's for my future kids.
01:02:52.000 He wants kids.
01:02:53.000 No, I want kids.
01:02:54.000 Any balloons?
01:02:56.000 Okay, so, what is it?
01:02:58.000 Building a legacy?
01:02:59.000 Yeah, building a legacy, cementing my name onto the earth and just, you know...
01:03:03.000 Also, they want your glasses off.
01:03:05.000 Glasses off?
01:03:07.000 There he is.
01:03:09.000 He's cute.
01:03:09.000 He does have a baby face though.
01:03:12.000 Well, because he's too young.
01:03:14.000 Okay.
01:03:15.000 All right.
01:03:16.000 Well, brother, you got two balloons left.
01:03:18.000 Question for my barber over here?
01:03:20.000 Two balloons.
01:03:22.000 What questions do you have for him?
01:03:24.000 So let's talk about my anime titties.
01:03:27.000 Wait, what question?
01:03:28.000 Do you have any questions for him?
01:03:29.000 Where are your barber at?
01:03:31.000 Oh, literally right down the street from here.
01:03:33.000 Don't tell me it's a spot barbershop.
01:03:34.000 No.
01:03:34.000 Oh, no.
01:03:35.000 Oh, okay.
01:03:35.000 Okay, good.
01:03:35.000 What?
01:03:36.000 Damn.
01:03:37.000 Wait, wait.
01:03:38.000 What's up with a spot barbershop?
01:03:39.000 I used to work there.
01:03:40.000 Oh, no.
01:03:40.000 I was a hostess.
01:03:41.000 Oh, no.
01:03:41.000 Everyone's great.
01:03:42.000 I love them.
01:03:43.000 Oh, that's where you're from.
01:03:45.000 Okay.
01:03:45.000 And a question for him?
01:03:46.000 I'm joking.
01:03:47.000 What's your nationality?
01:03:48.000 I'm Dominican and Colombian.
01:03:50.000 Raised in Germany.
01:03:51.000 I like that.
01:03:52.000 So you speak three languages?
01:03:54.000 Raised in Germany?
01:03:55.000 What the?
01:03:55.000 Three languages, lady.
01:03:56.000 That's pretty attractive.
01:03:57.000 Okay.
01:03:57.000 So this is down to the wire here.
01:04:00.000 Pop one balloon.
01:04:01.000 All right, Neymar, let's go.
01:04:02.000 All right, Neymar.
01:04:03.000 Do you have it?
01:04:04.000 Neymar?
01:04:04.000 Oh, my God.
01:04:05.000 Neymar, man.
01:04:06.000 Oh, my God.
01:04:07.000 There you go.
01:04:09.000 Circo, what do you think, bro?
01:04:11.000 I love the women so much.
01:04:13.000 Ooh.
01:04:14.000 Wow.
01:04:15.000 Okay.
01:04:15.000 How'd they do it?
01:04:16.000 All right.
01:04:17.000 And the last question of this is...
01:04:19.000 So they're going to hook up now?
01:04:19.000 Say yes or no?
01:04:21.000 Yes.
01:04:22.000 Okay.
01:04:23.000 Hey!
01:04:24.000 You get the grab and squeeze.
01:04:26.000 What say you?
01:04:26.000 What say you?
01:04:27.000 What was that?
01:04:28.000 Yes or no?
01:04:29.000 Oh, yeah.
01:04:29.000 Okay, perfect.
01:04:30.000 A fresh match.
01:04:31.000 There you go.
01:04:33.000 Lovely.
01:04:33.000 There you go.
01:04:35.000 Oh, there it is.
01:04:37.000 Hey, use condoms.
01:04:38.000 Nigga, she got no ass.
01:04:39.000 All right.
01:04:40.000 What?
01:04:40.000 What?
01:04:40.000 You're watching the fresh.
01:04:42.000 Yeah, you are.
01:04:43.000 You are.
01:04:44.000 She's no ass, nigga.
01:04:46.000 Is that a matter of fresh?
01:04:47.000 Let's keep it moving now.
01:04:47.000 It does not matter.
01:04:48.000 It's about her brain.
01:04:49.000 Okay.
01:04:50.000 Who's next?
01:04:52.000 Any more guys?
01:04:52.000 Oh, yeah.
01:04:54.000 Put a W in chat for me, Chris.
01:04:56.000 I lucked out, dude.
01:04:57.000 My bitch got ass.
01:04:58.000 Yes, sir.
01:04:59.000 We got two more guys, and then we are going on to the girl section in reverse.
01:05:03.000 And then we're playing The Purge.
01:05:06.000 Ladies.
01:05:06.000 How many girls are missed?
01:05:08.000 A lot!
01:05:09.000 After this round, we're going to turn the lights off and for five minutes all crime is legal.
01:05:16.000 No, we're not!
01:05:17.000 No, we're not.
01:05:20.000 We are not.
01:05:25.000 Survivor.
01:05:26.000 We are not.
01:05:29.000 We're going to donate to the church.
01:05:30.000 You guys get to break the law too.
01:05:31.000 You can grab the boys.
01:05:32.000 Somebody need one more balloon.
01:05:34.000 All right.
01:05:36.000 No, we're not yet.
01:05:37.000 Our next guy coming up.
01:05:38.000 Okay.
01:05:40.000 Give us your name, age, we do it for a living.
01:05:46.000 Hey, what's up?
01:05:47.000 My name is...
01:05:48.000 What the fuck?
01:05:52.000 Yo, these are over here.
01:05:54.000 Yo, you guys are gonna nail me.
01:05:56.000 What's going on?
01:05:58.000 What's going on?
01:06:00.000 Damn.
01:06:02.000 I thought I'd block them, man.
01:06:02.000 Bitches.
01:06:04.000 No, no, no.
01:06:06.000 No, no, no.
01:06:08.000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:06:10.000 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
01:06:12.000 No, who's right?
01:06:14.000 No, no, no.
01:06:16.000 That was rude as hell.
01:06:16.000 That was fucking rude.
01:06:18.000 Yo, y'all know what they want.
01:06:20.000 Yo, son.
01:06:22.000 Yo, son.
01:06:24.000 Okay, dude.
01:06:25.000 So my name is Hector Garcia.
01:06:27.000 I'm 35 years old.
01:06:29.000 Wait, hold on, sorry.
01:06:30.000 I didn't hear you?
01:06:31.000 35 years old?
01:06:32.000 35?
01:06:32.000 Yeah.
01:06:33.000 Cool.
01:06:34.000 Stop the cap.
01:06:35.000 Who are you going to take that from her?
01:06:37.000 She's from New York, bro!
01:06:38.000 I run a marketing agency for Fortune 500 companies.
01:06:41.000 Oh, damn!
01:06:42.000 Here's the money, guys!
01:06:43.000 Oh, damn!
01:06:45.000 Girls, you got money!
01:06:47.000 The money!
01:06:48.000 Girls, you got money!
01:06:49.000 The money's not all money!
01:06:51.000 You got money so well, we still don't like you!
01:06:53.000 This is Fortune 500, this is real money.
01:06:56.000 Yeah.
01:06:56.000 Okay.
01:06:56.000 All right.
01:06:57.000 So, we got one balloon left.
01:06:59.000 I guess we'll start here.
01:07:01.000 Why'd you part your balloon?
01:07:01.000 No.
01:07:02.000 I think he's a little bit older than me.
01:07:04.000 Yo, he 35.
01:07:07.000 Yeah, I thought he was older than what he said he was.
01:07:09.000 Say it with your chest, guys.
01:07:10.000 We can't hear you.
01:07:11.000 Okay.
01:07:11.000 I just don't feel any attraction.
01:07:13.000 Okay.
01:07:14.000 Fair enough.
01:07:15.000 Not my type.
01:07:17.000 Just look at it.
01:07:19.000 All the golfers saying they're not into it.
01:07:21.000 Like, come on.
01:07:22.000 If you pull it out of a Lamborghini, get that fuck out of here.
01:07:24.000 I'm just joking.
01:07:25.000 You can buy me some tits, though.
01:07:26.000 I'm just joking.
01:07:27.000 I'll take some tits.
01:07:29.000 I'll give you some for some tits.
01:07:31.000 He's got a Bentley, ladies.
01:07:32.000 He drives a Bentley.
01:07:33.000 You guys drive a skateboard.
01:07:34.000 How the fuck do you not like this?
01:07:35.000 - I know, man.
01:07:37.000 - Nobody really cares about all these jokes. - I'm just joking. - Get fucked by me and get disappointed.
01:07:43.000 - My boyfriend's probably watching.
01:07:44.000 - This is so stupid, man.
01:07:46.000 - This is their guy.
01:07:47.000 - You got a boyfriend?
01:07:48.000 - Yeah.
01:07:49.000 - Damn, I-- - You got a boyfriend?
01:07:51.000 - Yeah.
01:07:52.000 - Oh, God, he's gonna kill us.
01:07:53.000 - Why is he waiting downstairs?
01:07:54.000 - What would he do if he sees the show?
01:07:55.000 - Not Matti.
01:07:56.000 - Are you gonna tie me, Polly? - I thought that was really harsh that they popped it before you said anything, but also the same thing.
01:08:01.000 - That's okay.
01:08:03.000 Wait, so do we have any, uh, blues left?
01:08:06.000 Nope.
01:08:06.000 Nobody cares about what you want to say.
01:08:10.000 This man's first, first off, all of y'all ladies, you look beautiful tonight, but y'all being a little too nice.
01:08:16.000 His first reaction to us popping the blooms was bitches.
01:08:20.000 Sir.
01:08:23.000 You're not physically attractive.
01:08:25.000 Your upper body doesn't match your lower body.
01:08:27.000 I can tell you're not packing.
01:08:41.000 You said you're in your 30s, but you look twice your age.
01:08:43.000 That's not it.
01:08:45.000 That's not it.
01:08:46.000 And I'm not...
01:08:47.000 No, no, no.
01:08:48.000 Nobody cares about money.
01:08:50.000 You're not him.
01:08:52.000 And you don't have no melanin.
01:08:53.000 I like my men with melanin, you know.
01:08:55.000 You like chocolate over here, baby.
01:08:57.000 Got you, got you.
01:08:58.000 I like my women with bloodline, so it works out.
01:09:01.000 All right.
01:09:02.000 Thank you for coming.
01:09:02.000 Thank you.
01:09:03.000 I appreciate it.
01:09:05.000 I didn't think that we would go this hard.
01:09:11.000 You know what it is?
01:09:13.000 This is pure honesty and I love it.
01:09:16.000 We're in the dating world, right?
01:09:19.000 She's loyal, she's fierce, and she takes care of us.
01:09:23.000 This is reality.
01:09:24.000 It's also very macho.
01:09:26.000 Like, women are gold diggers.
01:09:27.000 Women don't have brains.
01:09:29.000 Like, that's all we hear over and over again.
01:09:31.000 And if you're coming from the same guys who can't fight, who can't fight, who can't fight, who can't fight.
01:09:36.000 If you're coming from straight losers, you think because you got money, you can have money all you want.
01:09:40.000 Yeah, man, what is it?
01:09:41.000 What is it today?
01:09:42.000 Why is she holding the microphone that hard?
01:09:45.000 You have nice hands.
01:09:46.000 You got nice hands.
01:09:47.000 Let me see your hand.
01:09:49.000 Oh, you got a nice stomach.
01:09:51.000 Am I with that girl?
01:09:52.000 Okay, that's what we're doing.
01:09:54.000 You are watching the Fresh and Fit podcast.
01:09:57.000 Next guy up.
01:09:59.000 We got my boy in the building.
01:10:02.000 Jack, Jack, Jack.
01:10:06.000 Wait, wait, wait.
01:10:10.000 Wait, stop the show.
01:10:12.000 Stop the show.
01:10:14.000 Okay, name, age, reader for a living.
01:10:17.000 Dewan, age, N.A. So I do concierge and I do the clubs out here.
01:10:26.000 So I do the VIP tables there.
01:10:27.000 Alright, so hook you up with the VIP table.
01:10:29.000 Okay, cool.
01:10:30.000 This guy looks like he fucked the shit out of all of them, bro.
01:10:34.000 You look like, what was that boy?
01:10:35.000 Jason Love!
01:10:36.000 That's Jason Love!
01:10:39.000 This thing is crazy here, right?
01:10:42.000 Okay, got the good-ass white teeth.
01:10:44.000 These girls like him.
01:10:46.000 Look at that.
01:10:46.000 They're all condensating right now.
01:10:48.000 Look at that.
01:10:48.000 And are you looking for something serious right now?
01:10:51.000 It depends.
01:10:52.000 If it comes, then it comes.
01:10:53.000 I'm not a person searching for something that's got to be organic.
01:10:55.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:10:56.000 Give us two red flags He's better looking But all of the girls Are you sure that stinks?
01:11:04.000 It's a red flag Bad hygiene An argument type of person Red flag It's a bad hygiene argument You gotta ask a question to ladies You gotta know them a little bit better Let's go one by one Left or right I want to know y'all preferences and men.
01:11:29.000 What do you mean, like, as far as the parents?
01:11:30.000 What you like?
01:11:31.000 What you like?
01:11:32.000 Overall?
01:11:33.000 Give us two things, dude.
01:11:35.000 Come on, Star.
01:11:36.000 Let's go.
01:11:36.000 She's blushing, dude.
01:11:38.000 Oh, shit.
01:11:39.000 P.E.P.C.! P.E.P.C.! P.E.P.C.! P.E.P.C.! Look at your energy!
01:11:45.000 You're talking to me!
01:11:46.000 Come on, over here!
01:11:47.000 Star, you better get your man, girl!
01:11:48.000 Come on, look at me.
01:11:49.000 Get your man, girl!
01:11:50.000 So, like...
01:11:51.000 He gotta go, bro.
01:11:52.000 He's gotta go.
01:11:55.000 Get your man, girl.
01:11:56.000 Wait, hold on.
01:11:57.000 I can just tell that she's interested in him, and I'm not really that interested in you, like, physically.
01:12:02.000 It's not even...
01:12:03.000 Okay, so here's the thing.
01:12:04.000 Let me tell you.
01:12:05.000 What are you interested in?
01:12:06.000 And I'm speaking to her as a lady.
01:12:10.000 You popped your balloon because you feel like I'm interested in him.
01:12:13.000 What me being interested in him got to do with you?
01:12:16.000 You got to have confidence as a woman.
01:12:19.000 I'm a young lady.
01:12:21.000 Just because I think he handsome, that don't mean I want to fuck him or anything.
01:12:26.000 I could just think he handsome, but you think I'm interested.
01:12:28.000 You're over there trying to have a conversation with him.
01:12:30.000 I'm not trying to.
01:12:31.000 I am.
01:12:32.000 There's a difference.
01:12:33.000 I ain't trying.
01:12:33.000 I don't try.
01:12:34.000 If I want a man, I can have a man.
01:12:36.000 What are you saying?
01:12:38.000 Yo!
01:12:40.000 Why are you trying to change my...
01:12:42.000 My preference...
01:12:44.000 My preference as far as appearance, I like more so a man that is dark skinned or has melanin.
01:12:51.000 I don't really have a restriction on height, but you can't be like this short, you can't be like that short.
01:12:57.000 But you know, my height and up, that's fine, or whatever the case may be.
01:13:00.000 I like a gentleman.
01:13:01.000 And I like a man with them eyes, and you got them eyes.
01:13:04.000 You already know.
01:13:05.000 All right, Hershey's.
01:13:07.000 All right, Hershey's stuffed chocolate.
01:13:08.000 Get your man.
01:13:09.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:13:10.000 Watch your paw.
01:13:11.000 Watch your paw.
01:13:13.000 Um, no comment.
01:13:18.000 I know what that means!
01:13:20.000 I know what that means!
01:13:21.000 What did Starbucks say?
01:13:23.000 Do you want to go before me?
01:13:26.000 Why are you girls nervous?
01:13:28.000 I think you look good.
01:13:33.000 Thank you.
01:13:35.000 I'm more worried about you being a VIP at tables.
01:13:39.000 Okay, so I don't set well for you.
01:13:40.000 Yeah.
01:13:41.000 I don't know.
01:13:42.000 You look really good.
01:13:43.000 Thank you.
01:13:43.000 I appreciate you.
01:13:44.000 I think he's a handsome guy.
01:13:50.000 I don't really care for his hair, though.
01:13:52.000 Whoa, that's a little racially motivated?
01:13:54.000 What the fuck?
01:13:55.000 That's crazy, right?
01:13:56.000 Yeah, that is crazy.
01:13:57.000 She likes him the most.
01:13:58.000 Now we know.
01:13:59.000 My preference, I just like men with leadership skills.
01:14:02.000 I like a man that can lead, a boss type of man.
01:14:06.000 Because I'm very much of a...
01:14:09.000 Sort of.
01:14:10.000 Yeah, because I've been pretty much independent my whole life.
01:14:15.000 Damn.
01:14:16.000 Never had a good dick.
01:14:17.000 Never had a good dick.
01:14:18.000 That's for sure.
01:14:19.000 Alright, let's hear it.
01:14:21.000 Anything about him or what are you looking for in a guy?
01:14:24.000 I'm looking for a protector.
01:14:27.000 Where are you from?
01:14:28.000 You have an accent.
01:14:30.000 You're Russian?
01:14:30.000 You're with Putin?
01:14:31.000 What the fuck?
01:14:33.000 KGB pussy in the chat, let's go!
01:14:37.000 So yeah, I'm looking for a protector and provider.
01:14:42.000 I'm more about conservative kind of type of family stuff, so yeah.
01:14:46.000 Okay, so you want the man to lead in a traditional role?
01:14:49.000 Okay, alright.
01:14:51.000 What are you looking for?
01:14:53.000 Okay, I need a secure man, alpha man, but I don't like my man being outside because I'm not outside.
01:14:59.000 If your man is working a job, is that bad?
01:15:16.000 Working a job outside?
01:15:18.000 It depends.
01:15:19.000 So you don't have faith in me, so if I come home because this is my job, you think it's not going to work like that?
01:15:25.000 Because I work in that industry like that?
01:15:26.000 I need to see you actually come back home every night at a certain time.
01:15:29.000 Oh, you need that security.
01:15:30.000 I ain't going to be that security for you.
01:15:31.000 Dan, I don't need you.
01:15:32.000 I respect that.
01:15:32.000 Okay.
01:15:33.000 Fair enough.
01:15:34.000 I don't want you.
01:15:35.000 Dan, he doesn't want you.
01:15:37.000 How does that make you feel?
01:15:40.000 He said he doesn't want you.
01:15:41.000 How does that make you feel?
01:15:42.000 How does it make you feel?
01:15:46.000 I think she spoke her piece.
01:15:47.000 We have three balloons left.
01:15:49.000 Alright, so three of them.
01:15:51.000 You gotta pop one balloon.
01:15:53.000 Right now?
01:15:54.000 Right now.
01:15:54.000 On the spot.
01:15:56.000 And you can grab any girl right now.
01:15:57.000 Nah, nigga.
01:15:58.000 Cannot do that.
01:16:00.000 Look how excited they got.
01:16:01.000 What the fuck?
01:16:03.000 He even did it in a sexual way.
01:16:06.000 What the fuck?
01:16:07.000 So ladies, questions for him?
01:16:10.000 Have you ever been married?
01:16:13.000 Nah.
01:16:15.000 Do you have any kids?
01:16:16.000 Yeah.
01:16:17.000 How many?
01:16:17.000 Two.
01:16:18.000 How many mothers?
01:16:20.000 Two.
01:16:21.000 Damn.
01:16:21.000 Yeah.
01:16:22.000 Are they past age 10?
01:16:24.000 No.
01:16:27.000 There we are.
01:16:28.000 What the?
01:16:29.000 Damn.
01:16:30.000 You got kids too?
01:16:31.000 Legitimate questions.
01:16:32.000 Legitimate questions.
01:16:33.000 No kids right here.
01:16:35.000 Stop the show.
01:16:36.000 Wait, wait, wait.
01:16:38.000 Really?
01:16:39.000 She's in my kids.
01:16:40.000 At this point, I'm going to meet a guy who would just rather, I don't know, not have no older kids at least.
01:16:49.000 How old are your kids?
01:16:54.000 16.
01:16:57.000 Tixie they're watching the show Listen listen one girl left with a balloon.
01:17:08.000 Yeah anything for her any questions at all.
01:17:10.000 She's so far What do you rate her out of ten like she's like Don't rate me out of 10.
01:17:18.000 I'm saying I'm way past the 10 scale.
01:17:20.000 Naturally beautiful.
01:17:21.000 You don't know about that.
01:17:23.000 I'm letting you know.
01:17:24.000 I need validation from you.
01:17:25.000 You ain't him boo.
01:17:27.000 I ain't got enough melanin to be.
01:17:29.000 Yes I do!
01:17:30.000 You ain't got enough melanin to even be...
01:17:33.000 I'm the blackest man here.
01:17:40.000 Yes for her?
01:17:41.000 Yes.
01:17:43.000 You got your man.
01:17:48.000 He got her!
01:17:52.000 Look at French's face!
01:17:55.000 He shook!
01:17:56.000 Whoa!
01:18:01.000 Wow, he did good!
01:18:03.000 I didn't know he gets to, like, go back there and touch them.
01:18:06.000 Yeah, I see she told me she had to go, yeah.
01:18:08.000 Okay.
01:18:09.000 Miss Russia's out.
01:18:10.000 She's gonna go conquer Ukraine.
01:18:12.000 Hi.
01:18:13.000 Oh my God.
01:18:16.000 Who's our next bachelor?
01:18:18.000 Okay, up next.
01:18:21.000 One sec.
01:18:22.000 I didn't know we get to go back there and touch them.
01:18:25.000 There's mine.
01:18:27.000 Mine's being taken by Fortune 500.
01:18:30.000 One more.
01:18:33.000 Should I get in the middle of them?
01:18:38.000 Yeah, I should, yeah?
01:18:39.000 I'll get in the middle of you guys.
01:18:40.000 I want to look at myself.
01:18:42.000 Come on down.
01:18:44.000 You're watching the Fresh and Fit podcast with Fresh Where's Myron?
01:18:50.000 He's at RSC. But he'll be here next week.
01:18:53.000 On Friday.
01:18:53.000 Okay.
01:18:54.000 Okay.
01:18:54.000 Contender, introduce yourself and tell us how horny you are.
01:19:00.000 Michael Zarati, 34.
01:19:05.000 I own a surgical center.
01:19:07.000 We do tattoos under general anesthesia.
01:19:10.000 Wait, that's a lot of money, right?
01:19:12.000 That is, yeah.
01:19:13.000 Wait, how much is that a year?
01:19:15.000 I mean, just roughly.
01:19:16.000 I mean, I make seven figures.
01:19:18.000 God damn, sir.
01:19:19.000 Get this nigga making money.
01:19:20.000 He owns the center.
01:19:21.000 You own the whole thing, right?
01:19:23.000 Ladies, just make sure you put this in your noggin.
01:19:26.000 He owns it.
01:19:27.000 It's not him working.
01:19:28.000 He owns it.
01:19:29.000 What do you look for in a woman?
01:19:31.000 Honestly, I like girls who are shy and just like, I look at non-verbals, so girls that maintain like good non-verbals, etiquette, things like that.
01:19:42.000 So body language you read up on more?
01:19:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:19:44.000 And then red flags, just two or one.
01:19:46.000 Red flags, I would say women with aggressive eye contact.
01:19:51.000 I don't...
01:19:55.000 I got a lot of trauma from the past, from previous relationships.
01:19:58.000 So, women looking at me in awe.
01:20:01.000 Like, so for example, I'm having a conversation with you.
01:20:03.000 Three girls are looking at me in awe.
01:20:05.000 I'm not saying you guys are right now.
01:20:08.000 Tends to be the girls that are like tossing glass in your face two months later.
01:20:12.000 So, drama.
01:20:13.000 You don't want drama?
01:20:14.000 No, not drama.
01:20:14.000 Just crazy chicks, right?
01:20:16.000 That's drama.
01:20:17.000 So basically, your eye contact, I would not be interested.
01:20:21.000 Oh, really?
01:20:22.000 You think I'm dramatic?
01:20:23.000 No, just your aggressive eye contact.
01:20:25.000 But you're a host.
01:20:26.000 I'm assuming you're a host, so that's normal.
01:20:28.000 I'm a host?
01:20:28.000 A host.
01:20:29.000 Oh, sorry.
01:20:30.000 You're hosting, yeah.
01:20:31.000 I thought he was going full circle.
01:20:33.000 Okay, whatever.
01:20:35.000 No, I'm trying to be respectful.
01:20:38.000 Another one would be probably like nipple rings or whatever they call them.
01:20:45.000 Piercings, nipple piercings.
01:20:50.000 I do have an aggressive eye contact, and I know you're not going to maintain it, and I am intimidating, and I don't want to have a problem with it or you calling me out on this, so respectfully, it's better for both of us for me to pop the balloon.
01:21:01.000 Oh, wow.
01:21:02.000 She knows herself.
01:21:03.000 I didn't mean it in, like, an intimidating.
01:21:04.000 I don't get intimidated.
01:21:05.000 I just meant more, like, I'm not into, like, aggressive eye contact, that's all.
01:21:09.000 Well, that's a problem, because I'm Russian, so it won't be a problem.
01:21:12.000 Well, you're going to be a problem either way, because you guys expect the guy to do everything and buy everything.
01:21:17.000 Don't speak for everybody.
01:21:19.000 Not into that.
01:21:19.000 Exactly, which is even worse.
01:21:21.000 So you're probably off the boat rushing now.
01:21:24.000 I'm not into it.
01:21:24.000 Anyways, next, next, next, next.
01:21:26.000 I can't even remember after all of that.
01:21:30.000 One second.
01:21:31.000 Go ahead.
01:21:33.000 I don't know.
01:21:35.000 Like, eye contact?
01:21:36.000 Like, eye contact's a big thing.
01:21:38.000 See, she's cute.
01:21:39.000 Like, I need to be able to watch...
01:21:43.000 If I'm going to have a man, I need to be able to watch my man at all times.
01:21:46.000 I think he's very rude.
01:21:54.000 I think what you just said, that you can mold her.
01:21:57.000 I don't know, you rubbed me the wrong way.
01:21:59.000 Rub her the right way.
01:22:04.000 Let's say this is your man, and he wants you to follow his lead.
01:22:09.000 Isn't he going to show you the way to follow his lead?
01:22:11.000 Is it not a good thing?
01:22:14.000 I mean, it's fine to want to lead, but it has to be both ways.
01:22:19.000 Both ways?
01:22:20.000 Yeah, we're not in 1902 where the man has to lead and provide and, you know, like what you said about her being fresh off the boat from Russia.
01:22:28.000 This is rude.
01:22:30.000 Very rude.
01:22:31.000 But was he lying though?
01:22:33.000 I don't know if she's fresh off the boat from Russia, but I think she didn't criticize him.
01:22:37.000 Are you fresh off the boat?
01:22:39.000 What does that mean?
01:22:41.000 Like you just got here from Russia?
01:22:43.000 She just got here.
01:22:44.000 She might be a good person, so you never know.
01:22:46.000 Alright, what about you?
01:22:47.000 The talk of trauma and eye contact and all that.
01:22:51.000 It's too much.
01:22:54.000 Alright, one left.
01:22:56.000 So, question for him at all?
01:22:58.000 anything you want to know about him like what are you like to do in your spare time Honestly, just like Sudoku, play Sudoku.
01:23:15.000 I don't really like read or anything, but just Sudoku, watch Netflix in my free time.
01:23:20.000 Just unwind.
01:23:20.000 You know, I own multiple businesses, so just kick it, really.
01:23:24.000 You know what I mean?
01:23:24.000 I do funny skits on the side, so right now it's like taking off.
01:23:28.000 I got a bunch of videos over.
01:23:29.000 Let's do a skit after this.
01:23:31.000 I'm down.
01:23:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:23:32.000 So my shit's taking off right now.
01:23:34.000 Yeah.
01:23:34.000 Okay, question.
01:23:35.000 Is she your type?
01:23:36.000 No.
01:23:37.000 No?
01:23:38.000 No.
01:23:38.000 Is she your type?
01:23:40.000 I'm not really too...
01:23:41.000 I don't really have a type, so I would say yeah.
01:23:44.000 Okay.
01:23:45.000 So, is this a match for you or no?
01:23:48.000 Probably not, but I could see her being like a homie.
01:23:51.000 I could definitely kick her.
01:23:54.000 I like her energy and she's someone who I can kind of trust.
01:24:04.000 I can tell right away, I can trust her for sure.
01:24:08.000 His profession has a lot of money in it, so shout out to him.
01:24:14.000 Some of my tattoos are bootleg.
01:24:16.000 Maybe I need to come to you.
01:24:18.000 I got you.
01:24:18.000 The last one hurt too much.
01:24:20.000 I tried the numbing cream and it actually worked.
01:24:24.000 Being asleep, that's even better.
01:24:26.000 Just for the record, I'm a big supporter of women.
01:24:30.000 I'm a product of a single mother, only child.
01:24:33.000 This is just entertainment.
01:24:36.000 So it's just like, I was told to just be blunt, so I was just being blunt.
01:24:41.000 You know what I mean?
01:24:42.000 But I'm very respectful.
01:24:44.000 I appreciate that.
01:24:45.000 Thank you for coming, bro.
01:24:46.000 Thank you.
01:24:47.000 Thank you.
01:24:49.000 All right.
01:24:52.000 No, no, no.
01:24:54.000 It's not a match.
01:24:55.000 It's not?
01:24:56.000 Oh, never mind.
01:24:56.000 It's cool.
01:24:57.000 Look at the cock walk.
01:24:58.000 It's the honest group, though, bro.
01:25:02.000 Come back here.
01:25:02.000 Come back here.
01:25:03.000 All right.
01:25:04.000 All right.
01:25:04.000 I think-- Is there any more guys?
01:25:08.000 Last guy.
01:25:10.000 Thank you everyone.
01:25:12.000 You're watching the Fresher Fit world.
01:25:15.000 Let's come back.
01:25:15.000 Let's come back.
01:25:16.000 Don't worry.
01:25:17.000 I thought I had to go home.
01:25:20.000 Here, come on down.
01:25:22.000 Who's the...
01:25:25.000 You good?
01:25:26.000 First of all.
01:25:27.000 Alright.
01:25:28.000 Thank you, I see.
01:25:30.000 Energy.
01:25:31.000 Bring in the energy.
01:25:32.000 Let's go.
01:25:33.000 Let's go.
01:25:33.000 Take them, bro.
01:25:34.000 He's tall, rich, good-looking.
01:25:36.000 Go ahead, bro.
01:25:37.000 I just want to show that.
01:25:37.000 You feel me?
01:25:38.000 Oh, you got hair.
01:25:39.000 Let's go.
01:25:39.000 Okay.
01:25:40.000 Name each.
01:25:40.000 Be hot in that shit with no hairline.
01:25:42.000 Be wearing hats and shit.
01:25:42.000 That's the energy women like.
01:25:44.000 That's energy.
01:25:44.000 You're right.
01:25:47.000 Oh, she know you too.
01:25:48.000 Okay.
01:25:48.000 Hold on.
01:25:51.000 Yo!
01:25:52.000 Bring him back here!
01:25:53.000 Come back, come back!
01:25:55.000 That's Aura, child.
01:25:56.000 That's how you want to walk in.
01:25:57.000 He's hyped to be here.
01:25:59.000 The rest aren't hyped to be here.
01:26:00.000 He's ready to eat the bones.
01:26:04.000 Alright, guys.
01:26:13.000 Quiet on set.
01:26:14.000 Quiet on set.
01:26:14.000 Go ahead, Dave East.
01:26:15.000 Let's go.
01:26:16.000 Name, age, waiting for a living.
01:26:17.000 My name is Breon.
01:26:20.000 I'm 32 years old.
01:26:21.000 I'm a model here in Miami.
01:26:24.000 So, there you go.
01:26:25.000 Okay.
01:26:25.000 Alright, cool, Breon.
01:26:26.000 So, what is a deal breaker for you in a relationship or in a woman you want to date with?
01:26:30.000 Probably with your ex, but y'all still cool.
01:26:32.000 Fuck all that.
01:26:32.000 I'm the only one that you should be thinking about dealing with.
01:26:36.000 No exes, okay.
01:26:37.000 Hey, no pops, so it must have been true, you feel me?
01:26:39.000 Okay, and then, what do you look for in a woman?
01:26:42.000 Ooh, I say natural beauty and confidence, you feel me?
01:26:46.000 Like, just be you, baby, and that's it.
01:26:50.000 We'll take care of everything from there.
01:26:51.000 Wait, real quick, so are you turned off by a woman who wears a lot of makeup, or are you turned off by a woman who wears a lot of plastic surgery?
01:26:56.000 Nah, because I feel like some girls will get plaque surgery.
01:26:59.000 Like, that's what they want to do.
01:27:00.000 Do your thing, you feel me?
01:27:01.000 As long as I don't look too crazy, you feel me?
01:27:03.000 Because people be going crazy with that shit.
01:27:05.000 And then on top of that, with makeup, like, get girly.
01:27:07.000 Do your little pretty girl thing, you feel me?
01:27:09.000 Like, you could go no makeup or makeup.
01:27:12.000 Either way, like, I ain't no hater, you feel me?
01:27:14.000 Okay, we can do this in reverse real quick.
01:27:15.000 Ladies, questions for him at all?
01:27:16.000 Yeah.
01:27:17.000 We'll start right here.
01:27:18.000 Um, have you ever been married?
01:27:21.000 No, but I did almost get engaged once.
01:27:23.000 Oh, that's nice.
01:27:23.000 Almost.
01:27:24.000 Do you have any kids?
01:27:25.000 No.
01:27:27.000 Do you have a girlfriend?
01:27:29.000 Complicated.
01:27:32.000 This is the same motherfucker who just said.
01:27:34.000 No exes, nothing with the ex, da-da-da-da-da-da.
01:27:38.000 Just pop the balloon.
01:27:39.000 Shut up.
01:27:42.000 I'll give you that.
01:27:44.000 You're very handsome.
01:27:46.000 See, he was honest, right?
01:27:48.000 And girls said they want honesty.
01:27:50.000 I guess that you don't want honesty.
01:27:51.000 No, but he just said to us that he don't want us to be friends with our ex.
01:27:54.000 Double standards.
01:27:56.000 But it's real, though.
01:27:57.000 It's real.
01:27:57.000 Okay, what about you?
01:27:58.000 Um...
01:28:00.000 I don't have any questions here.
01:28:04.000 I'm a tourist, baby.
01:28:08.000 Are you originally from Miami or are you from somewhere else?
01:28:12.000 You said that I lose my virginity in Miami.
01:28:14.000 Are you originally from Miami?
01:28:15.000 Oh, no, no, no.
01:28:16.000 North Carolina, New York, New Jersey.
01:28:19.000 I'm an East Coast nigga all the way.
01:28:20.000 Okay.
01:28:21.000 Northeast.
01:28:23.000 Where did everyone lose their virginity?
01:28:26.000 In my bedroom.
01:28:28.000 Okay.
01:28:31.000 Columbia?
01:28:32.000 What are your kinks?
01:28:36.000 What the fuck?
01:28:38.000 Can we keep it service level?
01:28:40.000 Wait, should I answer that?
01:28:45.000 You really want me to answer that?
01:28:50.000 Yo, they all are freaks, man.
01:28:53.000 They all are freaks.
01:28:54.000 I got a few.
01:28:56.000 Give her one.
01:28:59.000 I like pretty feet.
01:29:01.000 It's okay.
01:29:01.000 That's enough.
01:29:02.000 I like pretty feet.
01:29:03.000 Yeah, that's too far.
01:29:06.000 I like pretty feet, though.
01:29:07.000 Because you said that you were in a situation ship with your ex.
01:29:10.000 Can't mess with that.
01:29:11.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:29:13.000 What?
01:29:14.000 He said he was complicated with someone.
01:29:17.000 No, she said, do I got a girlfriend?
01:29:18.000 I said it's complicated.
01:29:20.000 Oh, well, yeah.
01:29:21.000 Can't do that.
01:29:22.000 Fair enough.
01:29:23.000 I don't believe in complicated.
01:29:25.000 It's either you with somebody or you single.
01:29:27.000 Oh, shit.
01:29:28.000 Black or white?
01:29:29.000 What is it?
01:29:32.000 Okay, question for them.
01:29:33.000 Are you in love?
01:29:35.000 Yeah.
01:29:37.000 A few.
01:29:38.000 Stop the cap.
01:29:39.000 Hey, my nigga being honest though.
01:29:40.000 He being honest.
01:29:41.000 I like that.
01:29:42.000 Hey, get on the nigga.
01:29:43.000 Get on the nigga for that.
01:29:44.000 Is he being real?
01:29:45.000 He's looking for a side piece of something.
01:29:48.000 Because you damn near about to get married, have kids on it.
01:29:50.000 So go give him a hug.
01:29:51.000 Okay.
01:29:52.000 You got to pop two balloons.
01:29:55.000 Right now.
01:29:56.000 On spot.
01:29:57.000 Who will they be?
01:29:57.000 I got to do it.
01:29:58.000 You got to do it.
01:29:59.000 She can't pop it herself.
01:29:59.000 Eliminate two.
01:30:01.000 Yeah.
01:30:01.000 Exclude yourself.
01:30:02.000 I can put this down?
01:30:03.000 Yeah.
01:30:03.000 Everyone.
01:30:07.000 Shh.
01:30:08.000 Shh.
01:30:08.000 Go to the back.
01:30:10.000 Everybody go to the back.
01:30:12.000 All right.
01:30:13.000 We've got these last two.
01:30:14.000 Okay, so what about these last two is calling your attention?
01:30:18.000 No, you know what?
01:30:19.000 Let's do it even better than that.
01:30:20.000 All right.
01:30:21.000 Real quick, why should he choose you over her?
01:30:26.000 I'm not going to convince him to choose me.
01:30:27.000 Wait, where are you from?
01:30:29.000 Hold on, where are you from?
01:30:30.000 What?
01:30:30.000 Accent, where are you from?
01:30:31.000 I'm from France.
01:30:32.000 Okay, bonjour, all that.
01:30:34.000 And bonjour.
01:30:35.000 Yeah, oui, oui.
01:30:35.000 I'm asking because, like, I think everyone here is special in their own way, and I want him to see why you stand out over somebody else.
01:30:44.000 I mean, he should be able to see it.
01:30:46.000 Nigga!
01:30:47.000 You gotta say it sometimes.
01:30:49.000 I want you to tell him who you are, what you're about, what you do, what you can do for him, maybe.
01:30:55.000 Well, he just said that he's in love with another woman, so...
01:30:58.000 How do you make a sign piece then?
01:30:59.000 He's very good looking, but he's in love with another woman and he wants to give her babies, so now I should advocate.
01:31:04.000 Okay, how would you stand out for him?
01:31:07.000 If you were to convince him why he should choose you, what would you say?
01:31:13.000 I don't know.
01:31:13.000 I feel like Miami's very surface level.
01:31:17.000 It is.
01:31:18.000 I feel like from the surface, I'm like a Curb your girl.
01:31:23.000 I look like I'm just like, you know here to do whatever but like if you really get to know me like I'm a girl that like I wake up in the morning.
01:31:31.000 I do my meditation.
01:31:33.000 I get my Pilates and like I You know like I got all that shit going for me also and I'm sure that you got shit going for you, too She's the only one with a balloon.
01:31:43.000 What are we doing?
01:31:45.000 What do you do for work?
01:31:47.000 What do you do for work?
01:31:52.000 I'm a content creator.
01:31:53.000 OnlyFans?
01:31:54.000 Just say it.
01:31:54.000 Just say it.
01:31:55.000 What do you do for work?
01:31:57.000 I'm a lawyer.
01:31:58.000 I'm a lawyer.
01:31:58.000 Why you pop your damn balloon?
01:32:00.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:32:01.000 You want the balloon back?
01:32:03.000 She don't want your balloon back.
01:32:04.000 Wait, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.
01:32:05.000 It's all good.
01:32:06.000 It's all good.
01:32:07.000 Let's put her on the picture.
01:32:08.000 Let's say she's not on the picture at all.
01:32:10.000 But he said it.
01:32:11.000 No, no, no, but let's just...
01:32:12.000 She already popped the balloon.
01:32:13.000 Exactly.
01:32:14.000 What are we arguing about?
01:32:16.000 Okay, so is it a match here, yes or no?
01:32:19.000 No.
01:32:19.000 I'm going to just say cool because don't be popping your balloon in going back.
01:32:23.000 Nah, hell no.
01:32:24.000 You got one chance.
01:32:25.000 Hold on, hold on.
01:32:25.000 Is she the puppet?
01:32:26.000 Would you pick her?
01:32:27.000 Nah.
01:32:28.000 No?
01:32:28.000 Nah.
01:32:29.000 All right, so nobody.
01:32:30.000 Yeah, I'm going to just keep my complicated situation.
01:32:33.000 You feel me?
01:32:33.000 All right, my nigga.
01:32:34.000 Because I know she's watching.
01:32:35.000 Yo, any last thoughts for the ladies?
01:32:38.000 Anything you want to say?
01:32:39.000 Y'all cool as fuck.
01:32:40.000 I'm going to be real.
01:32:42.000 That's it.
01:32:43.000 My nigga, you want me to give y'all some advice?
01:32:45.000 It's really well done.
01:32:46.000 Just keep it cool.
01:32:47.000 Niggas don't like all that rah-rah-rah shit.
01:32:49.000 That's it, though.
01:32:49.000 Hey, if the shoe fit, baby, don't be acting all pretty and calm and personal.
01:32:55.000 Tonight we out, right?
01:32:56.000 Tonight we out?
01:32:57.000 Oh, you already know, my nigga.
01:32:59.000 We outside tonight, you heard?
01:33:00.000 Alright, good.
01:33:01.000 Okay, guys, we're going to do a switch here.
01:33:03.000 Any chats at all?
01:33:04.000 Yes.
01:33:05.000 Thank you, bro.
01:33:07.000 All right.
01:33:08.000 All the ladies, I need you guys to go to the waiting room.
01:33:10.000 Come on, ladies.
01:33:11.000 All right.
01:33:11.000 Thank you, ladies.
01:33:12.000 Good job, ladies.
01:33:12.000 Good job.
01:33:13.000 Good job.
01:33:13.000 You're watching the Fresher Fit Podcast.
01:33:15.000 Hello, Russia.
01:33:16.000 How are you?
01:33:17.000 We met before, right?
01:33:19.000 I swear you've been on a show before.
01:33:21.000 Let's get a picture.
01:33:22.000 Let's get a...
01:33:23.000 Hey.
01:33:24.000 Hey.
01:33:25.000 I love Russia.
01:33:26.000 Let's go.
01:33:27.000 Does she actually go?
01:33:28.000 No.
01:33:30.000 Thank you.
01:33:30.000 How many matches do we have at this point?
01:33:33.000 We're gonna do an ad read and do some chats and then have the guys come in for the podcast.
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01:34:50.000 Yes, sir.
01:34:51.000 All right, friend.
01:34:51.000 That was a lot.
01:34:52.000 All right.
01:34:53.000 Think about this.
01:34:54.000 That's a lot of money.
01:34:55.000 All right, there's some chats here.
01:35:00.000 All right.
01:35:01.000 Cam says, y'all should be asking ladies what's her relationship with her father, because if she has a good relationship with her father, she won't turn into a streetcaller, and thus will be a professional cream goblin.
01:35:09.000 No, we want the goblins.
01:35:10.000 What the fuck?
01:35:11.000 I mean, sometimes we do.
01:35:12.000 I'm the father now!
01:35:14.000 Okay.
01:35:15.000 Manlight Ninja says, who invited Putin to the FNF podcast?
01:35:18.000 The Russian girl.
01:35:19.000 Yeah.
01:35:19.000 Oh, boy.
01:35:20.000 AV says, we need Zerkat's co-host next episode.
01:35:23.000 Yeah, they gotta cut a check, bro.
01:35:25.000 Fuck you, bro.
01:35:26.000 This setup is perfect.
01:35:28.000 You just have to get the girls mic'd up.
01:35:30.000 Yeah.
01:35:30.000 Okay?
01:35:31.000 We'll do it next time.
01:35:32.000 That is all.
01:35:33.000 Cool.
01:35:33.000 All right.
01:35:34.000 We're going to do the last segment here with the guys.
01:35:36.000 Guys, come on down to the stage.
01:35:40.000 Revenge time!
01:35:41.000 Revenge time!
01:35:42.000 Let's go!
01:35:45.000 Guys, the more mean you are, the more viral you go, the more money you make.
01:35:50.000 It's time for you to shine, brother.
01:35:51.000 Get that payback!
01:35:52.000 Get that payback, nigga!
01:35:55.000 Let's go!
01:35:56.000 Get that payback.
01:35:58.000 There you go, don't be shy.
01:36:00.000 Come on down, come on down.
01:36:05.000 Alright, cool.
01:36:06.000 Here we go, here we go.
01:36:08.000 All right, girls.
01:36:09.000 We're very brave.
01:36:10.000 The first round.
01:36:11.000 And now, it's on.
01:36:12.000 The ball's in your core.
01:36:13.000 The balloon's in your core.
01:36:14.000 All right, guys.
01:36:15.000 You're watching the Fresher Fit Podcast.
01:36:17.000 Nigga.
01:36:18.000 We're Brian.
01:36:19.000 There's one more balloon.
01:36:20.000 Look what you're doing.
01:36:20.000 All right.
01:36:22.000 So now we have blue balloons.
01:36:25.000 And this is going to be for the guys.
01:36:27.000 So, guys.
01:36:28.000 Revenge time.
01:36:29.000 They were mean to you.
01:36:30.000 You're trying now to pay back some payback.
01:36:32.000 All right.
01:36:33.000 Who's up first?
01:36:34.000 Truth comes out.
01:36:37.000 But with respect, everyone.
01:36:39.000 Always with respect.
01:36:40.000 Oh, you know what's funny?
01:36:44.000 Some people laugh, they're scared.
01:36:46.000 Okay, who's the next?
01:36:47.000 All right, wait, are we?
01:36:48.000 Well, we're cramped up here.
01:36:50.000 You said they got scared, they got leave, they don't want to get talked bad to?
01:36:54.000 Some got scared, man.
01:36:56.000 The only one I know that got scared was Chicago.
01:36:57.000 Well, she didn't get scared, but she left.
01:36:59.000 They can give it, but they cannot take it.
01:37:02.000 Yeah, that's the only one I would have picked back there.
01:37:03.000 Yeah, you catch it real, bro.
01:37:06.000 I feel bad, man.
01:37:11.000 I feel bad.
01:37:12.000 I'm always about kindness and respect.
01:37:14.000 What about the girls that were in the red and this one?
01:37:20.000 They weren't respectful?
01:37:21.000 I'm about to kill them.
01:37:22.000 There were no-- hold on.
01:37:24.000 Hold on, hold on.
01:37:26.000 Hold on.
01:37:27.000 You're nothing, guys.
01:37:28.000 Hold on.
01:37:29.000 Hold on.
01:37:30.000 I agree with you.
01:37:32.000 I agree with you.
01:37:34.000 They're argumentative.
01:37:36.000 I agree with you.
01:37:36.000 Yeah, they could have toned it down.
01:37:38.000 But always, if you give respect, you're always going to get it.
01:37:40.000 Yeah, well, they didn't give respect, so they're not going to get it right now.
01:37:43.000 Just bring that first girl out, man.
01:37:44.000 We ain't going to do too much talking.
01:37:45.000 Bring that first girl out.
01:37:46.000 Get my pen ready, nigga!
01:37:47.000 Get my pen ready!
01:37:51.000 All right, who's our first lady?
01:37:53.000 Guys, guys, by the way, yacht party, August 10th.
01:37:57.000 August 10th.
01:37:57.000 And it's going to be from 9 p.m.
01:37:59.000 to 1 a.m.
01:38:00.000 Fresh and Fit Castle Club party, exclusive.
01:38:03.000 We're going to have over 150 girls on there.
01:38:06.000 And my boy Fresh, you're coming, right?
01:38:08.000 You better come, nigga.
01:38:10.000 You won't be there, man.
01:38:13.000 His parties on y'all must be crazy, by the way.
01:38:15.000 Ours, too.
01:38:17.000 Who's up first?
01:38:19.000 And to book the y'all party, ffpod.org.
01:38:22.000 FFpod.org Damn She didn't even talk yet Oh three on facial We've done introductions Name, age, and what you do for a living Uh My name's Trinity, my age is 21, and I do OnlyFans.
01:38:48.000 Okay, so now we're gonna do...
01:38:52.000 Y'all fucked up probably the balloon, cause she'll probably let y'all hit on her first date.
01:39:00.000 Goddamn, nigga!
01:39:00.000 Okay, okay, okay.
01:39:02.000 So, we're gonna do this in order here.
01:39:06.000 So, we're gonna ask questions.
01:39:09.000 What are you looking for?
01:39:10.000 And then red flags.
01:39:12.000 What am I looking for?
01:39:13.000 I don't know.
01:39:14.000 She's shook.
01:39:15.000 She's shook.
01:39:17.000 What are you looking for?
01:39:37.000 Nice...
01:39:38.000 I don't know, like...
01:39:41.000 Fuck, like...
01:39:41.000 Red flags.
01:39:42.000 Stop, okay, I need to stop saying fuck.
01:39:44.000 Red flags.
01:39:46.000 Promoter.
01:39:46.000 Imagine the meme with the girl and the four black guys on the couch.
01:39:50.000 She's like, fuck, stop laughing.
01:39:53.000 I'm going to use a promoter, what else?
01:39:55.000 Promoter, like, fucking...
01:39:58.000 I don't know.
01:40:02.000 and what you don't want she's the horniest for sure she's the horniest not really okay she doesn't know what she well maybe you might find it here okay so let's start here um we're gonna do questions for her anything you want to ask her um how many boyfriends do you have Do I have?
01:40:18.000 Currently?
01:40:18.000 Zero?
01:40:19.000 I think he's sugar daddies.
01:40:22.000 Zero.
01:40:23.000 I mean, like, I guess like my OnlyFans, like, there could be sugar daddies.
01:40:28.000 Who are you sleeping with?
01:40:30.000 No one.
01:40:32.000 Right now.
01:40:35.000 Yo, okay.
01:40:36.000 You still have your balloon?
01:40:37.000 Question for her.
01:40:39.000 How old are you?
01:40:40.000 21.
01:40:41.000 And you're already doing OnlyFans?
01:40:43.000 Of course.
01:40:45.000 I should have started at 18.
01:40:48.000 I should have started at 18.
01:40:49.000 What do you mean?
01:40:50.000 Could have been making money this whole time.
01:40:53.000 I just now started at 21.
01:40:55.000 What do you mean?
01:40:59.000 I'll be giving you a balloon.
01:41:00.000 Of course he's keeping it.
01:41:03.000 - Question for her? - She live on Biscayne Boulevard.
01:41:06.000 Goddamn.
01:41:07.000 - Question for her? - Why are you a hoe?
01:41:10.000 - Huh?
01:41:11.000 - Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:41:13.000 Sit louder.
01:41:14.000 - Why are you a hoe?
01:41:17.000 Why?
01:41:18.000 Does that mean she's selling everybody?
01:41:19.000 Isn't a hoe like someone who actually...
01:41:21.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:41:23.000 I have a follow-up question.
01:41:24.000 - Sorry.
01:41:25.000 - Yeah.
01:41:26.000 - Hold on, I have a follow up question.
01:41:27.000 Why are you a hoe?
01:41:28.000 - A hoe! - Oh my.
01:41:32.000 - Why?
01:41:33.000 - How do you rebuttal that?
01:41:34.000 - No! - How do I rebuttal that?
01:41:37.000 - Greg! - Greg! - Greg! - Damn.
01:41:40.000 - Oh, Greg got to chill.
01:41:42.000 Are you brave enough to answer Greg's question?
01:41:45.000 - Why am I a hoe?
01:41:46.000 I don't know.
01:41:47.000 I'm gonna ask like You gotta answer first, then you can ask.
01:41:52.000 I mean, okay, I gotta answer.
01:41:54.000 Um, I don't know, because it's fun in the streets, I guess.
01:42:01.000 Yo, yo, yo, yo, I respect the answer.
01:42:03.000 It's honesty, it is honesty.
01:42:04.000 It is fun in the streets.
01:42:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:42:08.000 Okay, like, if y'all, okay, put this in perspective.
01:42:15.000 Hold on, hold on.
01:42:17.000 Stop, stop.
01:42:21.000 Zerka, I think it's time for Castle Club.
01:42:24.000 Castle Club?
01:42:24.000 No, no, no, no.
01:42:25.000 We got one more question and then Castle Club.
01:42:27.000 Oh, oh, because the next question is going to make her cry.
01:42:30.000 Yeah, yeah, go to Castle Club.
01:42:31.000 This is the show, part of the show we go to Castle Club.
01:42:34.000 It's going to be kind of X-rated here.
01:42:35.000 So type in right now.
01:42:37.000 Castle Club, put a link in the chat, guys, if you don't mind.
01:42:39.000 And Zerka, Garrity.
01:42:40.000 Are you okay?
01:42:40.000 What's going to happen?
01:42:41.000 Hold on, Ty!
01:42:42.000 Give me that hug.
01:42:43.000 French, give her a hug.
01:42:44.000 She's being attacked.
01:42:44.000 I don't want to cry.
01:42:45.000 I want a hug.
01:42:46.000 You don't want a hug?
01:42:47.000 No, I'm kidding.
01:42:49.000 Right now, it's going to be crazy right now.
01:42:50.000 Trust me when they say it, it's going to be crazy.
01:42:52.000 Come to Castle Club right now, guys.
01:42:54.000 How much are we?
01:42:54.000 Are we there?