Fresh & Fit - Castillo VS 20 Women Reaction

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00:04:19.000 What's up, guys?

00:04:19.000 Welcome to Friendship Podcast, man.

00:04:21.000 We got a reaction that we're going to be covering.

00:04:23.000 Let's get into it, guys.

00:04:23.000 20 versus 1.

00:04:24.000 guys.

00:04:24.000 Let's go.

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00:05:16.000 What's up, guys?

00:05:16.000 Welcome to Fresh A Podcast, regular edition.

00:05:18.000 It's Wednesday, man.

00:05:19.000 We got a 20 versus 1 reaction for you guys because you guys get a lot of RP gems from watching this stuff.

00:05:23.000 So, you want to talk about the topic because you kind of came with it?

00:05:27.000 Yeah, so we went to Silent TV a couple months ago in the UK. We did our own show, but they did a breakdown with Castillo.

00:05:32.000 Shout out to him, you know, bruv.

00:05:35.000 About his pick of girl he wants.

00:05:37.000 And it's funny because these actual videos you can see in real time, their reaction to a guy with status or money or sometimes just a regular guy, and you can see in real time what's happening with some RB troops in there.

00:05:46.000 So let's react to it.

00:05:48.000 And then you're going to see as well, Castillo, his smoothness being a G. Shout out to him.

00:05:52.000 Yeah, so we'll get right into it.

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00:06:02.000 All right.

00:06:04.000 Here we go.

00:06:07.000 So to the mandem.

00:06:11.000 Here we go.

00:06:13.000 No Frank.

00:06:14.000 How many followers you got on there?

00:06:15.000 1,500.

00:06:16.000 How long have you been doing it?

00:06:17.000 Like nearly two years.

00:06:19.000 Nearly two years and you've got 1,000?

00:06:20.000 That's a lot.

00:06:21.000 Might be time to get dressed babes.

00:06:23.000 Big Man Tingya is Castillo and today I'm looking for the one man.

00:06:28.000 It's simple.

00:06:29.000 Each round the girls are trying to impress me in hopes of getting in the green circle.

00:06:34.000 Now if you find yourself in a red circle then the round is over and you're out man.

00:06:39.000 The last girl standing will get a thousand pounds and a second date with me.

00:06:44.000 So let's get into it, babe.

00:06:45.000 Let's bring in the girls.

00:06:47.000 Money and a date.

00:06:48.000 That's your winning prize.

00:06:49.000 Hello.

00:06:50.000 How are you?

00:06:51.000 I'm Leila.

00:06:52.000 I'm 26.

00:06:53.000 And I'm from your dreams.

00:06:55.000 Oh, wow.

00:06:56.000 Obviously.

00:06:56.000 Green, bruv.

00:06:57.000 It's got to be.

00:07:00.000 Hold on.

00:07:00.000 Hi.

00:07:01.000 Would you give her a green or red?

00:07:03.000 That was a really corny joke.

00:07:05.000 So I would have done what women normally do, and I would have said, oh, that was corny, and then make her qualify to me again.

00:07:10.000 Like, that was cheesy.

00:07:12.000 Come with a better line.

00:07:12.000 Because that's what women do to men all the time.

00:07:14.000 Yeah.

00:07:15.000 Like, you'll give a cheesy pickup line, and then they won't, like...

00:07:18.000 It depends.

00:07:19.000 Sometimes they'll laugh and be a good sport about it, but a lot of them will be bitches and be like, oh, that's corny.

00:07:22.000 Say something else.

00:07:23.000 So I would do that same treatment to them.

00:07:26.000 That's fair.

00:07:26.000 Okay.

00:07:27.000 Especially a girl like her.

00:07:28.000 I guarantee you.

00:07:28.000 She's heard that before.

00:07:30.000 So, and she's probably given some guy shit for it.

00:07:32.000 So, yeah.

00:07:33.000 Girls have no game.

00:07:34.000 They really don't have any game.

00:07:36.000 If you guys don't believe me, install Bumble and then go ahead and watch girls give you stupid ass, hi, hello.

00:07:36.000 No game at all.

00:07:42.000 They'll give you all the same lines that they complain that men give them.

00:07:46.000 I think they made it two-way now.

00:07:48.000 They stopped the one-way for girls.

00:07:50.000 Oh, really?

00:07:50.000 Yeah.

00:07:51.000 So you can message them now?

00:07:52.000 I think they changed it, yeah.

00:07:54.000 Oh.

00:07:54.000 Probably, you know what?

00:07:55.000 Because girls weren't messaging.

00:07:56.000 They weren't.

00:07:57.000 Yeah.

00:07:57.000 No connection.

00:07:58.000 Yeah.

00:07:58.000 That's what it is.

00:07:59.000 Girls weren't messaging.

00:08:00.000 They only know how to be in the environment and the vicinity to get approached, but to actually do approaching is hard.

00:08:05.000 Even online.

00:08:06.000 And the other thing, too, is that I think dating app developers, they probably don't want to admit this publicly, but one of the biggest things they probably deal with is like...

00:08:15.000 Figuring out girls that are there to promote their OnlyFans, promote their Instagrams, Venmos, cash apps, e-transfers if you're in fucking Canada.

00:08:24.000 Because a lot of girls use these dating apps just to get money from dudes.

00:08:27.000 Or they use it to get attention.

00:08:29.000 So that is tough for a dating app developer to get rid of all these girls that come in.

00:08:34.000 Because they're kind of like cancer to your thing.

00:08:36.000 Because they come in and they pollute the fucking market space.

00:08:38.000 Because...

00:08:39.000 The men are the ones that pay.

00:08:40.000 So if they're the ones that pay, you need to keep them happy.

00:08:43.000 And then you get these girls coming in that are trying to take your market share, trying to take money from these dudes that should be going to you.

00:08:48.000 So that's why a lot of girls get banned.

00:08:50.000 Whenever a girl...

00:08:51.000 Big red flag for you guys, by the way.

00:08:52.000 A girl tells you that she gets banned off dating apps?

00:08:54.000 Bruh, that's a big fucking red flag.

00:08:57.000 I wonder why.

00:08:58.000 That she's probably doing some type of sex work on there.

00:09:01.000 Or trying to get niggas to pay her money.

00:09:02.000 Or she's trying to grow her Instagram.

00:09:03.000 That's a big red flag, actually.

00:09:05.000 Or followers, too.

00:09:06.000 Yeah.

00:09:06.000 Mm-hmm.

00:09:07.000 So...

00:09:08.000 All right, gotcha.

00:09:10.000 Let's go back to it.

00:09:12.000 Hello, I'm Sofia.

00:09:15.000 I'm 22.

00:09:16.000 Stand next so I can see you for more.

00:09:18.000 Hey, come on.

00:09:20.000 I'm Sofia.

00:09:21.000 I'm 22 and I'm from Manchester.

00:09:23.000 Nigga, I would have given her the red circle off-rip before she even opened her mouth.

00:09:29.000 Oh, oh, oh.

00:09:30.000 Red circle immediately.

00:09:31.000 Bro, before she even opens her mouth, I'm like, red circle, you want to know why?

00:09:34.000 Because you opened your mouth too fucking much.

00:09:36.000 That's why we have the problem here, fat ass.

00:09:37.000 Wait a minute.

00:09:38.000 The fuck, man.

00:09:39.000 It's an all-white background.

00:09:40.000 We can't really see what's happening, right?

00:09:42.000 Nigga, you could tell.

00:09:42.000 I saw from her face.

00:09:45.000 Yo!

00:09:46.000 I knew right away that bitch was fat, man.

00:09:48.000 Manchester?

00:09:49.000 Are you from Manchester?

00:09:51.000 Fucking eat Chester is where she's from.

00:09:53.000 Oh, God.

00:09:53.000 Holy.

00:09:54.000 Fuck outta here, man.

00:09:54.000 Oh, God.

00:09:55.000 You play again.

00:09:57.000 I didn't know there was a red circle for you.

00:09:59.000 What?

00:09:59.000 Come on.

00:10:00.000 Nigga, what?

00:10:04.000 Yo, it's this nigga here, bro.

00:10:05.000 I'm telling you, bro.

00:10:07.000 We have an urge to win the big bati, okay?

00:10:11.000 It's the big bati, bro.

00:10:12.000 I'm telling you, bro.

00:10:13.000 Castillo, man of my heart, bro.

00:10:14.000 I get it, bro.

00:10:15.000 I get it.

00:10:16.000 You saw the cheeks and was like, this is one I could keep on a Tuesday or Thursday, bruv.

00:10:21.000 I already know what you're saying, bro.

00:10:23.000 But look, look, look.

00:10:25.000 Listen, Bills, you know what I'm trying to say, right?

00:10:27.000 At this point, bro, he's like, you know what?

00:10:30.000 Slow Tuesday, bro.

00:10:31.000 It is what it is.

00:10:32.000 Yeah, Slow Tuesday.

00:10:33.000 I'm telling you, bro.

00:10:34.000 That's what it must be because...

00:10:35.000 That boy just doing it for content.

00:10:37.000 I'm just saying, bro.

00:10:39.000 I'm just saying.

00:10:40.000 Because ain't no way.

00:10:41.000 I know Myra's like, hell no, bro.

00:10:43.000 Myra said, forget the day show.

00:10:46.000 I'll see y'all on that podcast.

00:10:47.000 I'm out.

00:10:48.000 I'm out.

00:10:49.000 That's what he said.

00:10:51.000 He said, hell no.

00:10:52.000 He said, hell no.

00:10:56.000 Okay, hold on.

00:10:57.000 Would you say yes?

00:10:59.000 Of course.

00:10:59.000 Nah.

00:11:00.000 Niggas options, what?

00:11:01.000 Nah, actually not.

00:11:02.000 You want to say yes, Mo?

00:11:03.000 Mo has standards?

00:11:05.000 I actually draw the line with hoodness and get on this.

00:11:09.000 Is that the hood, Manchester?

00:11:11.000 Missogony.

00:11:12.000 Probably.

00:11:13.000 Like...

00:11:14.000 Because I did used to have a thing for Hutchings, but now it's like, nah!

00:11:20.000 The first one was the baddest one.

00:11:20.000 I'm the light.

00:11:22.000 Yeah.

00:11:22.000 Yeah, but we'll see the lineup because, bro, it's looking terrible, bro.

00:11:28.000 But that's England.

00:11:29.000 Just so you guys know, England is like the fucking great city of mids, man.

00:11:35.000 We only saw bodies in the club.

00:11:37.000 Outside was not looking good, bro.

00:11:38.000 Yeah, bro.

00:11:39.000 They got no talent in England, bro.

00:11:40.000 At all, bro.

00:11:41.000 I'm telling you.

00:11:42.000 No one got talent like that, man.

00:11:43.000 All right.

00:11:43.000 Let's keep going.

00:11:45.000 It was scary, though.

00:11:46.000 Very scary.

00:11:47.000 Oh, what the fuck?

00:11:48.000 We in the hood for real.

00:11:49.000 We in the hood.

00:11:49.000 This chick is a fucking big L. Hey, y'all.

00:11:52.000 Whoa.

00:11:53.000 All right.

00:11:54.000 Let's roll it.

00:11:56.000 Do that when you see me.

00:11:58.000 I've seen you before somewhere.

00:11:59.000 I saw it on.

00:12:00.000 But it's UK. Don't fight nobody off of it.

00:12:03.000 Come on, I'm going to behave for you.

00:12:03.000 No, no, no.

00:12:05.000 Come on, come on.

00:12:05.000 How tall are you?

00:12:06.000 Five foot nine.

00:12:07.000 Green, man.

00:12:08.000 Green, you like tall girls here?

00:12:09.000 Come on.

00:12:10.000 Yes, yes.

00:12:10.000 Cool.

00:12:12.000 Hello.

00:12:12.000 Yes, yes.

00:12:13.000 I'm Dave.

00:12:15.000 I'm 52 and I'm from Luton.

00:12:16.000 You say Dave?

00:12:17.000 Wait, what?

00:12:17.000 Yeah.

00:12:19.000 50 what?

00:12:20.000 Did she say 52?

00:12:20.000 52?

00:12:21.000 No, no.

00:12:22.000 Achoo?

00:12:22.000 She said achoo.

00:12:24.000 Wait, 52?

00:12:25.000 She got to be trolling.

00:12:27.000 Let's rewind that a little bit.

00:12:28.000 There's no way she said 52.

00:12:32.000 Hey, my name is Randall.

00:12:35.000 Stand there, stand there, stand there.

00:12:37.000 Let me see.

00:12:38.000 I've seen you before somewhere, I swear to God.

00:12:40.000 But it's UK. Big man, don't fight nobody off of here.

00:12:43.000 No, no, no, come on, I'm going to behave for you.

00:12:45.000 Come on, come on, how tall are you?

00:12:46.000 Five foot nine.

00:12:47.000 Green, you're that tall girl, yeah?

00:12:49.000 Come on.

00:12:50.000 Yes, yes.

00:12:52.000 Hello.

00:12:52.000 Yes, yes.

00:12:54.000 I'm Dave, I'm 52, and I'm from Dayton.

00:12:56.000 You say Dave?

00:12:57.000 Yeah.

00:12:58.000 Red mouth.

00:12:59.000 52?

00:13:00.000 Not your thing.

00:13:02.000 52 is crazy.

00:13:04.000 Her name is Dave.

00:13:05.000 Well, the name is Dave.

00:13:07.000 That's a parent's fault.

00:13:08.000 No, I think that's where she's from is Dave.

00:13:10.000 No, I think her name is Dave.

00:13:11.000 That's her name, bro.

00:13:12.000 Parents be doing that.

00:13:12.000 Damn!

00:13:14.000 Yo, that's crazy!

00:13:15.000 Parents be doing that.

00:13:16.000 52 is crazy, though.

00:13:18.000 Okay.

00:13:19.000 What the fuck?

00:13:19.000 Oh, God.

00:13:21.000 That's wild.

00:13:22.000 You don't look 52, but...

00:13:23.000 Makeup, bro.

00:13:23.000 Hey.

00:13:24.000 What's your name?

00:13:25.000 Alexis.

00:13:26.000 I'm 22, and I'm from Sheffield.

00:13:28.000 You sure you're 22?

00:13:29.000 Where's your ID at, man?

00:13:30.000 For sure.

00:13:31.000 You're definitely 22.

00:13:32.000 Yeah.

00:13:33.000 I don't know, I've read.

00:13:33.000 Yeah.

00:13:35.000 Sheffield?

00:13:36.000 She said she's from Sheffield?

00:13:39.000 I wouldn't even ask her her name.

00:13:44.000 I'd be like, you're the Hamburglar, Red.

00:13:47.000 Yo!

00:13:47.000 You're the Hamburglar?

00:13:48.000 And here's the other thing.

00:13:49.000 The other girl that came...

00:13:50.000 I don't know why...

00:13:51.000 Bro, he let that hood chick in, but that other girl, the 22-year-old, she's cuter than her.

00:13:56.000 And even the 52-year-old bitch, she doesn't have ugly face.

00:13:56.000 Yeah.

00:14:00.000 The tattoos kind of piss me off.

00:14:02.000 But that's fine.

00:14:02.000 Yeah.

00:14:03.000 Like, I mean, I would have put...

00:14:04.000 Like, he's got some...

00:14:05.000 If you're going to pick the fucking...

00:14:07.000 The marshmallow bitch...

00:14:10.000 And then the fucking, you know, hair hat hooligan.

00:14:12.000 Like, bro, why are you curving those other two?

00:14:15.000 Maybe he's being nice.

00:14:16.000 I don't know, bro, but that's...

00:14:17.000 Whatever, man.

00:14:18.000 Yo, this is a bad lineup, bro.

00:14:21.000 Who picked this lineup?

00:14:22.000 Oh, no.

00:14:22.000 Probably Chris.

00:14:23.000 Probably Chris, huh?

00:14:24.000 Probably Chris.

00:14:25.000 Wow.

00:14:27.000 Chris is recruiting for this show, too.

00:14:29.000 Must be for stand on TV. Yo!

00:14:32.000 No, but...

00:14:33.000 Oh, man.

00:14:34.000 But, you know, he's doing his thing.

00:14:36.000 This one is crazy, though.

00:14:38.000 This one's crazy.

00:14:38.000 All right.

00:14:39.000 Let's see what he does with this big one.

00:14:41.000 I want to see, too.

00:14:42.000 This big one is crazy.

00:14:43.000 He's going to put her in the green.

00:14:44.000 Man of Harpoons.

00:14:45.000 Man of Harpoons.

00:14:46.000 He's probably going to put her in the green, I bet.

00:14:47.000 Her name is Dave, though.

00:14:49.000 I'm telling you, bro.

00:14:49.000 No, that was the other girl.

00:14:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:50.000 That was Dave.

00:14:52.000 I thought he said she was from Dave.

00:14:54.000 Oh nah, that's her name.

00:14:55.000 That's wild.

00:14:57.000 Alright.

00:14:57.000 You from the UK, you try not to get cancelled, you gon' put her in green.

00:15:00.000 Where you from?

00:15:01.000 Um, Essex.

00:15:02.000 So you do like a little 360 team?

00:15:05.000 Yo, I was thinking wild.

00:15:06.000 Red Steel.

00:15:08.000 Alright, alright.

00:15:09.000 Okay, okay.

00:15:10.000 Red Steel.

00:15:11.000 Hey, you wanna go on?

00:15:13.000 I'm Tia.

00:15:13.000 I'm 26.

00:15:14.000 I'm from Battersea.

00:15:15.000 26 from Battersea.

00:15:16.000 OK, OK. Do a little 360.

00:15:18.000 Let me see.

00:15:19.000 I like the shoes and that.

00:15:20.000 Come on.

00:15:21.000 Thank you.

00:15:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:22.000 Let me see.

00:15:25.000 Let's go with green.

00:15:28.000 Nigga, man.

00:15:28.000 Yo!

00:15:31.000 Yo.

00:15:32.000 Hi.

00:15:33.000 I'm Keebu.

00:15:34.000 I'm 25 from Central London.

00:15:36.000 From Central London.

00:15:37.000 Right in Central Oxford Street.

00:15:39.000 That's where you're from?

00:15:40.000 You got money.

00:15:40.000 No, Marlavan.

00:15:41.000 Do like a 360.

00:15:43.000 Yo, you are green.

00:15:46.000 No, I don't usually dabble in the dark.

00:15:51.000 Come on, stand there.

00:15:52.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:15:54.000 It's the Bills type.

00:15:54.000 That's green, right?

00:15:55.000 Hold on, you said that's the Bills type.

00:15:57.000 I got to figure out some more.

00:15:59.000 I don't know how she's living in that ritzy area.

00:16:01.000 She does some kind of sex work, bro.

00:16:04.000 Because he even asked her, hey, are you rich or some shit like that?

00:16:08.000 Yeah, like how the fuck?

00:16:09.000 Because I know that area that she mentioned.

00:16:11.000 Nigga, I'm a tourist.

00:16:12.000 How the fuck do I know?

00:16:13.000 Like that...

00:16:14.000 Red flag.

00:16:15.000 Okay.

00:16:16.000 We'll see.

00:16:16.000 Yeah.

00:16:17.000 Fitting.

00:16:19.000 Yeah, we'll see what happens.

00:16:20.000 Let's see.

00:16:21.000 Get some more information.

00:16:22.000 But it's fine.

00:16:23.000 He puts her in the green for now.

00:16:24.000 Maybe he wants to find out more.

00:16:25.000 I'll accept that.

00:16:26.000 Listen, every now and then, the dark isn't that bad, you know?

00:16:29.000 The dark isn't that bad.

00:16:30.000 Every now and then.

00:16:31.000 Keyword is every now and then.

00:16:35.000 It's not about to be black every now and then, you know?

00:16:38.000 What?

00:16:40.000 Let's see what this is right here.

00:16:42.000 Hello.

00:16:43.000 Hello, hello.

00:16:44.000 It's your girl Abigail Asante.

00:16:45.000 Big man team.

00:16:46.000 27.

00:16:46.000 Just turned 27.

00:16:47.000 Happy birthday to me.

00:16:48.000 And it's from Hackney.

00:16:51.000 No, no, no.

00:16:52.000 That makes me one of a kind.

00:16:53.000 Big man team.

00:16:54.000 Red or green?

00:16:55.000 It's not your show, brave.

00:16:56.000 Relax.

00:16:57.000 Do you like a little twist?

00:16:59.000 Yeah.

00:17:00.000 Definitely green still.

00:17:02.000 Yo, what?

00:17:04.000 Okay, stand right there.

00:17:06.000 What's your name?

00:17:07.000 Elza.

00:17:08.000 Okay, how old are you?

00:17:09.000 25.

00:17:10.000 25.

00:17:10.000 Where else are you from?

00:17:11.000 Enfield, North London.

00:17:12.000 Enfield.

00:17:13.000 Elza, I'm not gonna lie to you bruv, you're 100% a green.

00:17:17.000 I'm not gonna lie.

00:17:19.000 That's Bill's turn.

00:17:23.000 Yo, come through, come through, stand there.

00:17:24.000 Hi, my name's Lakala.

00:17:26.000 I'm 31 and I'm from South London.

00:17:29.000 31?

00:17:29.000 Whereabouts in South London?

00:17:30.000 Sydney.

00:17:32.000 Okay, okay.

00:17:33.000 I like what I see.

00:17:33.000 I like the dressing.

00:17:34.000 I got the toes out in that.

00:17:35.000 I like the toes.

00:17:37.000 Get me.

00:17:37.000 I like it.

00:17:38.000 I like it.

00:17:38.000 Do like a little spin.

00:17:40.000 Yeah, yeah, definitely green stuff.

00:17:43.000 You saw the ass!

00:17:44.000 You saw the ass!

00:17:45.000 Tell her you, bro!

00:17:48.000 Nice, nice, nice.

00:17:49.000 She's not close.

00:17:50.000 Can we get a little more snow in this weather, bro?

00:17:53.000 What's going on?

00:17:55.000 Where am I from?

00:17:57.000 Fenty.

00:17:58.000 Fenty.

00:17:58.000 Okay, okay.

00:17:59.000 I like the hair, you know.

00:18:00.000 It looks good still.

00:18:01.000 It's not her hair.

00:18:02.000 You know what?

00:18:03.000 That hair is very, very nice.

00:18:04.000 I'm not gonna lie.

00:18:04.000 I love the baby hairs.

00:18:05.000 She bought it.

00:18:06.000 Just for that.

00:18:06.000 It's a green still.

00:18:07.000 She got the receipt.

00:18:10.000 I like her fit.

00:18:11.000 Hello.

00:18:12.000 What's good?

00:18:13.000 Stand there?

00:18:13.000 What's your name?

00:18:14.000 Sabrina.

00:18:15.000 Sabrina.

00:18:16.000 Okay, okay.

00:18:17.000 I'm 30 from Cambridge.

00:18:18.000 From Cambridge?

00:18:19.000 Nice, nice, nice.

00:18:20.000 Got some pretty eyes.

00:18:21.000 Oh, thank you.

00:18:22.000 Your contacts?

00:18:23.000 No.

00:18:23.000 Oh, that's you?

00:18:24.000 Yeah.

00:18:24.000 Nice, nice.

00:18:25.000 I like the blend as well.

00:18:26.000 Oh, thank you.

00:18:27.000 Get me.

00:18:28.000 Do you know what I like?

00:18:28.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:18:29.000 You've got, like, the nice little cankles with the soft knees.

00:18:32.000 Straight away.

00:18:34.000 He likes the cankles?

00:18:36.000 Not going to lie.

00:18:36.000 How many...

00:18:37.000 Right, how many is there...

00:18:38.000 Cankles?

00:18:40.000 Big man team.

00:18:41.000 Oh my goodness.

00:18:43.000 Hey, what is good?

00:18:44.000 Stand right there.

00:18:45.000 Yo, what's good?

00:18:47.000 What's your name?

00:18:47.000 I'm Mimi.

00:18:48.000 I'm 20 from Cambridge.

00:18:49.000 20 from Cambridge.

00:18:50.000 Yeah.

00:18:50.000 Not going to lie, I don't want to be on the register, brother.

00:18:52.000 Get on the register.

00:18:54.000 You know you want to be on the register.

00:18:56.000 Big man too.

00:18:57.000 I don't want to be on the register.

00:18:59.000 What's your name?

00:19:00.000 Jadine.

00:19:01.000 Yeah, I'm 36.

00:19:03.000 And I'm from South London.

00:19:04.000 South London.

00:19:05.000 You're kind of a cheat code right now.

00:19:08.000 Yeah, you do.

00:19:10.000 Just for cheating, I got up here in the red because I already know you.

00:19:15.000 Yo, Mo, I like her for you, bro.

00:19:18.000 I bet you do.

00:19:20.000 Tell me, if I'm on a blind date with her, you won't like her?

00:19:23.000 I've had worse.

00:19:24.000 I've had worse for less.

00:19:25.000 Worse?

00:19:26.000 I think she's bad, bro.

00:19:27.000 What you mean?

00:19:27.000 I've had nigga motherfuck anything.

00:19:28.000 Have you not caught on to this yet?

00:19:29.000 I've had worse for less.

00:19:31.000 He's like you three years ago, nigga.

00:19:33.000 He's like you three years ago.

00:19:37.000 He'll lie though.

00:19:38.000 He'll lie though.

00:19:39.000 Listen, bruh.

00:19:40.000 Mo's that guy.

00:19:41.000 Don't mind no Mo.

00:19:42.000 You're that guy, bro.

00:19:43.000 Nah, nah.

00:19:46.000 I've been here and there.

00:19:48.000 That's all.

00:19:49.000 Okay, okay.

00:19:50.000 No, but the lineup is crazy though.

00:19:52.000 I'm not gonna lie.

00:19:52.000 It is crazy.

00:19:53.000 Yeah, I mean, he actually had like two that aren't that bad.

00:19:57.000 Like, the one in the white isn't bad.

00:19:59.000 Like, she's 22.

00:20:00.000 I guess he disqualified her because of her age.

00:20:02.000 And then the other one, I mean, 52 is crazy, but she's better than these other chicks in that fucking green.

00:20:08.000 Her name is Dave, though.

00:20:09.000 That is weird, but that's fine.

00:20:11.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:12.000 And here's the other thing, too.

00:20:13.000 It's probably not her...

00:20:15.000 She probably has a weird government name.

00:20:16.000 Oh, might be.

00:20:18.000 But for the show...

00:20:19.000 Yeah, for the show, she's using that thing.

00:20:20.000 So, like, you know, that's kind of an insider thing with me and you, because, bro, how many times do we bring bitches on this show and they don't say their real name?

00:20:25.000 Yeah, like Star...

00:20:26.000 Yeah, they say weird shit.

00:20:27.000 Or Fish, you know?

00:20:28.000 Starfish.

00:20:28.000 Because their government is, like, some awkward shit.

00:20:30.000 Which, by the way, for you weirdos, you don't use your government.

00:20:33.000 I've explained this a million times.

00:20:35.000 I used to work in law enforcement, guys, so that's why the Myron Gaines thing sticks, but if you guys watch FedReacts, literally my government name is right there behind.

00:20:42.000 I fucking have my placard.

00:20:43.000 So, alright, let's keep going.

00:20:44.000 Okay.

00:20:45.000 Okay.

00:20:46.000 She looked like Mr. Potato.

00:20:51.000 Potato Head, bro.

00:20:52.000 What the fuck?

00:20:54.000 Bro!

00:20:55.000 What's up with all these heavy hitters?

00:20:58.000 What's going on?

00:20:59.000 Bro, who recruited for this shit?

00:21:00.000 That nigga must have recruited them for McDonald's.

00:21:03.000 That nigga was at the McDonald's draft and was just waiting.

00:21:05.000 They said I recruited them.

00:21:07.000 Yeah, I recruited them.

00:21:08.000 Some shit, man.

00:21:09.000 What the fuck?

00:21:11.000 Did these niggas forget that this shit was gonna be on the internet?

00:21:13.000 Wild, bro.

00:21:14.000 I mean, AE Caribbean, though.

00:21:16.000 Yeah, I'm about to post a link real quick for this shit.

00:21:17.000 Ain't he Caribbean though?

00:21:20.000 I'll tell you this though, bro.

00:21:21.000 This thing is being nice.

00:21:22.000 On Instagram?

00:21:23.000 Yeah.

00:21:23.000 He's being nice, bro.

00:21:24.000 Tag me soccer repost.

00:21:25.000 Yeah.

00:21:25.000 He's being nice, bro.

00:21:26.000 He's being really nice.

00:21:28.000 Go, go, go, go.

00:21:29.000 That shit crazy.

00:21:30.000 Let's see what he's saying.

00:21:32.000 Get the confidence up.

00:21:33.000 Come on.

00:21:34.000 Let's do it.

00:21:34.000 Whereabouts are you from?

00:21:35.000 South.

00:21:36.000 Not gonna lie, I got up here in the red because you wore a tracksuit still.

00:21:38.000 You're moving mad.

00:21:40.000 He said you're moving mad.

00:21:42.000 Yeah, you're moving mad, fam.

00:21:44.000 OK, what's good?

00:21:45.000 What's your name?

00:21:45.000 Hi, my name's Aurelia.

00:21:47.000 Aurelia.

00:21:47.000 Yes.

00:21:48.000 Nice name.

00:21:48.000 Thank you.

00:21:49.000 Where are you from?

00:21:50.000 I'm from South East London and I'm 30.

00:21:52.000 OK, I like this body sitting.

00:21:54.000 The flares, you get me.

00:21:55.000 Thank you so much.

00:21:55.000 70s vibes.

00:21:56.000 Green.

00:21:58.000 I kind of like that.

00:21:59.000 Hey, Wagwan.

00:22:01.000 Stand there.

00:22:01.000 Right here.

00:22:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:03.000 Hey, I'm T, I'm 22 and I'm from Bromley.

00:22:05.000 OK, Bromley, do a little spin.

00:22:07.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:22:08.000 I like the level ting right there.

00:22:11.000 I like everything that's going on.

00:22:12.000 So you've got to go in the green still.

00:22:14.000 So you don't care about age.

00:22:15.000 If anybody's coming out of the green, you're going to get eliminated.

00:22:18.000 So get in.

00:22:18.000 Am I going to color?

00:22:19.000 Am I going to color?

00:22:21.000 Actually, this kind of proves that most men will fuck most women.

00:22:24.000 This actually proves that.

00:22:25.000 Even a guy that has some clown status and is in a leveraged position.

00:22:28.000 This proves my point.

00:22:29.000 Well, not my point, but we've talked about this on the show a million times.

00:22:32.000 Most men will absolutely fuck most women.

00:22:34.000 If that was a girl in his spot, it'd be way less men in the green.

00:22:36.000 Way less.

00:22:37.000 Way less.

00:22:37.000 Way less men.

00:22:38.000 And here's the thing.

00:22:40.000 She'll have lower sexual market value than them a lot of the times.

00:22:43.000 Women will often disqualify men to have higher sexual market value than themselves.

00:22:48.000 Damn.

00:22:49.000 Just goes to, you know, because they're not based on a meritocracy.

00:22:52.000 Let's go ahead.

00:22:53.000 Let's keep going.

00:22:55.000 That line number is crazy, though.

00:22:56.000 I don't know.

00:23:00.000 Don't worry, there is a chance to go into the green.

00:23:02.000 You get me?

00:23:03.000 There is a chance.

00:23:03.000 Some of you don't get gas, you might get into the red.

00:23:06.000 Now, big man senior, this is round one.

00:23:10.000 Now, ladies in the red, this is your chance to convince me on why you should be in the green.

00:23:15.000 Anybody left in red, you're out, man.

00:23:17.000 First one to you, Jadine.

00:23:19.000 Can you cook?

00:23:20.000 Yes, I can fry it down.

00:23:21.000 I can bake as well.

00:23:22.000 So you've got best of both worlds.

00:23:24.000 What's your favorite position?

00:23:26.000 Doggy.

00:23:28.000 That's a good one, that's a good one.

00:23:30.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:23:31.000 What's your name?

00:23:32.000 Shannon.

00:23:32.000 Shannon, okay.

00:23:33.000 What are you wearing on a first date?

00:23:35.000 Probably heels, a dress, and a cute bag.

00:23:39.000 So how come you come through with a track suit, though, I'm just asking?

00:23:42.000 To be honest, you're a track star.

00:23:43.000 That's a long story.

00:23:44.000 Big man, so you just didn't care, innit?

00:23:46.000 Fuck it, innit?

00:23:47.000 Who cares?

00:23:48.000 Fuck this guy.

00:23:48.000 That's what you thought, bruv.

00:23:50.000 But it's not looking good, bruv.

00:23:51.000 Dave.

00:23:52.000 Why is your name Dave, bruv?

00:23:54.000 It's not.

00:23:55.000 See, I knew it.

00:23:56.000 It's not.

00:23:56.000 Okay.

00:23:58.000 I knew it.

00:23:58.000 Wait, what's your name?

00:23:59.000 Steph.

00:24:00.000 Okay.

00:24:01.000 Why is he Dave, though?

00:24:02.000 Bruh, bitches get weird names all the time for stupid shit, bro.

00:24:06.000 I knew it.

00:24:08.000 But she's old, though, bro.

00:24:09.000 I thought he said she's from Dave is why, and he didn't like that, but I guess he disqualified her for the name.

00:24:14.000 All right, let's keep seeing what...

00:24:16.000 But 52 is crazy, though.

00:24:17.000 Yeah.

00:24:18.000 I mean, if she's actually 52 years old, I would've disqualified her off of that, too.

00:24:21.000 So, whatever.

00:24:22.000 Not the name, because girls always have stupid-ass names or nicknames, like this bitch has here.

00:24:27.000 But, let's see.

00:24:28.000 Let's figure out more about this gay chick.

00:24:30.000 Someone said, not looking good, bruv.

00:24:31.000 I'm telling you, bro.

00:24:32.000 It's looking tough in here.

00:24:34.000 Alright, let's go.

00:24:37.000 Bruh, it's not looking good, bruv.

00:24:39.000 Why is your name Dave, Rev?

00:24:41.000 It's not.

00:24:42.000 What is your actual name?

00:24:44.000 Steph.

00:24:44.000 Steph, so why are you saying your name is Dave?

00:24:46.000 Why not?

00:24:47.000 What are you just trying to do right now?

00:24:48.000 You're just trying to get me cancelled.

00:24:50.000 It's okay.

00:24:52.000 Shout out to the LGBT community.

00:24:54.000 Big man team.

00:24:56.000 What's your name again?

00:24:57.000 Alexis.

00:24:58.000 What kind of guys do you usually go for?

00:24:59.000 He's in the UK. Skiing.

00:25:01.000 I like that still.

00:25:02.000 Snow Bunny.

00:25:03.000 Snow Bunny.

00:25:05.000 I'm confused.

00:25:06.000 Did you say you're Snow Bunny?

00:25:07.000 I'm not going to lie, but I thought you were mixed race still.

00:25:10.000 I'm kind of.

00:25:11.000 What are we saying right now?

00:25:12.000 Don't lie now.

00:25:13.000 No, my dad's Dominican.

00:25:15.000 Dominican?

00:25:16.000 Dominican Republic?

00:25:17.000 That's why I've got lies.

00:25:19.000 Which Dominican though?

00:25:21.000 I actually don't know.

00:25:23.000 She does have an annoying voice though, I ain't gonna lie.

00:25:26.000 A little trauma there, you get me.

00:25:28.000 But definitely she's one of the more attractive ones.

00:25:30.000 I've got to make a decision.

00:25:32.000 What's it, Dave?

00:25:33.000 Nigga, put her in a green, what are you doing?

00:25:35.000 Like lift up your head.

00:25:36.000 Yo!

00:25:38.000 Yo, he was he!

00:25:39.000 Bad man ting!

00:25:43.000 Yo!

00:25:44.000 I need to make sure.

00:25:46.000 That was funny. - Man, I can think of my thing.

00:25:49.000 Bro, I would just straight up ask, were you born a woman or a man?

00:25:53.000 Bro, I... Nigga, I don't take no chances no more.

00:25:56.000 He's in the UK, bro.

00:25:57.000 Fuck that shit.

00:25:57.000 Oh yeah, you can go to jail for that shit.

00:26:00.000 You can go to jail for that shit.

00:26:01.000 You got arrested.

00:26:03.000 Yeah, guys, Frank likes Fresh a lot, FYI. Yeah, that's my boy.

00:26:07.000 Yeah, he's...

00:26:08.000 Actually, more than a hero.

00:26:10.000 This nigga, yeah, I know, bro.

00:26:12.000 He shows way more love than a hero, bro.

00:26:14.000 Yeah.

00:26:14.000 He's smarter than a hero, too, man.

00:26:15.000 A hero traumatized.

00:26:16.000 Hey, I don't know about that one.

00:26:17.000 This nigga hero, bro.

00:26:18.000 Come on, man.

00:26:19.000 This nigga hero dumb, bro.

00:26:20.000 A hero traumatized, bro.

00:26:20.000 Alright, nigga hero, I'll give him a command that nigga to just look at you.

00:26:23.000 Like, he don't listen, bro.

00:26:25.000 He don't listen to you.

00:26:26.000 He don't listen to nobody.

00:26:28.000 Yeah, bro.

00:26:29.000 Nigga, me?

00:26:30.000 See Moe dying in the back because it wasn't true.

00:26:32.000 This nigga here really is dumb, bro.

00:26:34.000 Nah, man.

00:26:35.000 See, Frank's smart.

00:26:36.000 Frank's smart.

00:26:37.000 Hey, Frank!

00:26:38.000 Hey, Noble, bring him out.

00:26:40.000 Noble, he has a head in the fucking back.

00:26:42.000 Listen, listen, I'll give you this.

00:26:44.000 Frank is a border collie.

00:26:45.000 He's a smart dog.

00:26:48.000 The thing about Hiro, bro, he's comfortable.

00:26:50.000 He's chilling.

00:26:51.000 He's in a great life.

00:26:52.000 Listen, we were in the hood together.

00:26:55.000 Yo, Noble, bring Frank out, bro.

00:26:57.000 Noble, bring him out.

00:26:58.000 So, listen, man, I'll just say some backstory.

00:27:01.000 Me and Hiro went in the hood together for a year straight.

00:27:04.000 We hustled, we made a way, and now we're here in the penthouse.

00:27:09.000 He ate food, but you know what I'm saying?

00:27:11.000 Yeah, bring Frank out.

00:27:12.000 Frank, come.

00:27:14.000 Come up here, man.

00:27:15.000 Boom.

00:27:15.000 Alright.

00:27:16.000 There you go.

00:27:16.000 Okay, so put camera on real quick.

00:27:18.000 Frank.

00:27:19.000 Frank.

00:27:19.000 I've been...

00:27:20.000 Okay, Frank.

00:27:21.000 Sit.

00:27:21.000 Good boy.

00:27:22.000 Stay.

00:27:23.000 Stay.

00:27:25.000 Boom.

00:27:26.000 And I'm teaching him how to roll over right now.

00:27:28.000 But, uh...

00:27:29.000 Okay.

00:27:29.000 Bro, he listens, man.

00:27:30.000 The dude listens.

00:27:31.000 Frank, come here.

00:27:32.000 For a puppy, he's pretty good.

00:27:33.000 Boom.

00:27:34.000 And he comes up.

00:27:35.000 He's getting big, though, man.

00:27:36.000 This nigga's like 30 pounds now.

00:27:38.000 He's pretty heavy.

00:27:40.000 But no, I treat him well, though.

00:27:42.000 Man, I give this nigga so much food and water.

00:27:44.000 See, Myron has a heart, man.

00:27:45.000 Myron's heartless.

00:27:46.000 Look at this guy, man.

00:27:47.000 Yeah, no, this dude really is spoiled, bro.

00:27:49.000 I ain't gonna lie.

00:27:49.000 But I be cracking a whip on him, too.

00:27:51.000 I be yelling at him.

00:27:51.000 Allegedly.

00:27:52.000 When he fucks up.

00:27:53.000 Yelling.

00:27:56.000 Metaphorically.

00:27:57.000 No, but why do y'all think?

00:27:58.000 Bro, he's four months and he listens.

00:28:00.000 Like, why do you guys think he's like so disciplined?

00:28:02.000 I walk him without a leash, guys.

00:28:03.000 You guys saw it on Instagram Live.

00:28:05.000 I'll show y'all.

00:28:06.000 I'll literally go out with him, no leash, and he listens.

00:28:08.000 So, alright, good boy, man.

00:28:10.000 He's cool, he's cool.

00:28:11.000 I love you, nigga.

00:28:11.000 Alright.

00:28:12.000 Wait, what'd you say?

00:28:14.000 I do.

00:28:14.000 I love that nigga, man.

00:28:15.000 Look, and then look, now he's hanging out with Noble.

00:28:16.000 He loves everybody on the team, bro.

00:28:18.000 He literally runs up to everybody.

00:28:20.000 He's following Noble now, obviously, but shout out to you, Frank, anyway.

00:28:25.000 But yeah, he's a smart dog, guys.

00:28:26.000 Four months old, guys.

00:28:27.000 Border Collie.

00:28:28.000 I've had him for about a month.

00:28:29.000 And I can't complain.

00:28:31.000 He don't bark.

00:28:32.000 He don't make no noise.

00:28:33.000 I'll be sleeping there.

00:28:34.000 A nigga just sits there in his bed waiting for me.

00:28:35.000 Just staring at me the whole time.

00:28:36.000 Seeing my room with a dog, without a dog, is night and day, bro.

00:28:40.000 Niggas happy as hell now.

00:28:41.000 I'm actually happy for you, bro.

00:28:43.000 Well, he's a good dog, man.

00:28:44.000 I can't get mad.

00:28:45.000 I gotta crack the whip every now and then, but hey, what are you doing?

00:28:48.000 Metaphorically.

00:28:49.000 But he's a really good dog.

00:28:50.000 I can't even complain, man.

00:28:51.000 The best thing is, he'll sit there and he'll wait for me to wake up and just sits there staring at me the whole time from his little bed.

00:28:57.000 And then, you know, if I tap the bell like this, he'll jump on and shit like that.

00:29:02.000 But the nigga's annoying, bro.

00:29:03.000 He gets in my...

00:29:03.000 Like, I'll be sleeping on my side.

00:29:05.000 I got my side thing.

00:29:06.000 If I get up, he takes my side.

00:29:08.000 I gotta push him.

00:29:09.000 Like, bro, move.

00:29:10.000 And then he comes crawling back.

00:29:12.000 Trying to take the spot back.

00:29:13.000 A man's best friend.

00:29:14.000 He is a man's best friend.

00:29:15.000 That's all you can ask for.

00:29:16.000 But Hero, he don't show you no love, nigga.

00:29:18.000 Yeah, he don't.

00:29:20.000 Nigga jumps out fresh to bed.

00:29:21.000 He just stays in the corner.

00:29:22.000 Yeah.

00:29:23.000 Yo, the girl's like...

00:29:24.000 She's like, is he gonna come over here?

00:29:26.000 I was like, no.

00:29:30.000 He'll go fuck.

00:29:31.000 He only eat meat.

00:29:32.000 He don't eat nothing else, bro.

00:29:34.000 Only meat and legs to hump.

00:29:35.000 That's it.

00:29:36.000 He's a nigga, bro.

00:29:37.000 He's a nigga.

00:29:38.000 I told them the funny story.

00:29:42.000 I told this shit on Instagram story, but I'll say here.

00:29:45.000 Hero, if it's raining out, he don't like to walk outside because he don't want to get his paws wet.

00:29:50.000 He's a diva, bro.

00:29:53.000 Because I always wondered, why does Fresh always carry a hero?

00:29:55.000 I always wondered that shit.

00:29:56.000 And then it made sense.

00:29:57.000 He was like, yeah, he won't walk if the fucking street's wet.

00:30:01.000 And I was like, what the fuck, bro?

00:30:02.000 That boy's bald, bald.

00:30:04.000 Well, you know what?

00:30:05.000 He ride in a G-Wagon every day.

00:30:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:08.000 He always pretty good.

00:30:09.000 He'll listen to Fresh, but when the car pulls up, he runs to the car because he likes to sit in the car and get his face in the wind and shit.

00:30:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:16.000 Bro.

00:30:17.000 Well, you know what?

00:30:18.000 He's cultivated his own lifestyle.

00:30:19.000 I'm happy for him, you know?

00:30:20.000 Bro, that nigga.

00:30:21.000 Cultivated his own lifestyle?

00:30:22.000 What are you talking about, bro?

00:30:25.000 Cultivated his own lifestyle.

00:30:26.000 That nigga, man.

00:30:27.000 He bougie, man.

00:30:28.000 He bougie.

00:30:29.000 Meanwhile, Frank is all...

00:30:30.000 Frank is all excited to go outside no matter what.

00:30:32.000 It'd be raining, that nigga just...

00:30:33.000 Frank is a man of the people.

00:30:35.000 Hero's not.

00:30:36.000 He is a man of the people.

00:30:37.000 He shows fresh a lot of love, man.

00:30:38.000 Pause.

00:30:39.000 Yeah.

00:30:39.000 That's the homie.

00:30:40.000 Yeah.

00:30:40.000 Frank Castle.

00:30:41.000 Yeah.

00:30:42.000 So...

00:30:42.000 I gotta train him, though.

00:30:43.000 He's too nice to her.

00:30:44.000 Like, if I need him to kick out bitches, like, the nigga's gonna lick him.

00:30:47.000 He's gonna lick the bitches, though.

00:30:48.000 It's like, hey!

00:30:48.000 Frank, get this girl out of here!

00:30:50.000 He's like, he's gonna run up to her and, like, fuck it.

00:30:52.000 Yeah, like, cuddle her and shit.

00:30:53.000 Like, nigga, what are you doing?

00:30:54.000 That's not why I brought you here.

00:30:56.000 She'd be like, is this my dog now?

00:30:58.000 You know?

00:30:59.000 He's supposed to be like a protection dog and shit like that.

00:31:01.000 If Angie gets attacked, what's he gonna do?

00:31:03.000 He gonna lick the attacker?

00:31:04.000 Like, come on, man.

00:31:05.000 I gotta get him tougher, though.

00:31:06.000 I don't know how, though.

00:31:07.000 He's so chill and temperament.

00:31:09.000 It's like so low-key.

00:31:11.000 I still to this day haven't heard him bark, bro.

00:31:13.000 So I gotta toughen him up somehow.

00:31:15.000 I gotta find out.

00:31:16.000 He might grow into it, maybe, but I don't know.

00:31:18.000 I gotta put him in a camp.

00:31:20.000 Oh no, not one of those camps.

00:31:22.000 Oh my god.

00:31:22.000 Okay, okay, okay.

00:31:24.000 Oh, look at you guys.

00:31:25.000 See?

00:31:26.000 Who's the real bigots here?

00:31:27.000 See?

00:31:27.000 What are you trying niggas?

00:31:28.000 Wait a minute.

00:31:29.000 Look at you guys.

00:31:30.000 Wait a minute.

00:31:31.000 I said camp.

00:31:32.000 You niggas immediately assumed a certain thing.

00:31:35.000 I'm having PTSD, you know what I'm saying?

00:31:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:39.000 Camps for dogs that are like, concentrating.

00:31:42.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:31:44.000 But we'll move forward.

00:31:46.000 Focus, focus.

00:31:48.000 21 verse 1.

00:31:49.000 A focused camp for your dog.

00:31:51.000 Yeah.

00:31:52.000 But Frank is a good dog.

00:31:54.000 It ain't looking good, bruv.

00:31:55.000 Hero's selfish.

00:31:56.000 It's not looking good, bruv.

00:31:57.000 It's not.

00:31:57.000 He don't listen to nobody.

00:31:58.000 You don't.

00:31:59.000 But he is a fox.

00:32:01.000 He listens to one person.

00:32:03.000 Who?

00:32:03.000 Who should I like me named?

00:32:04.000 Oh.

00:32:05.000 I love that, yo.

00:32:06.000 This nigga was like...

00:32:07.000 Yeah, actually.

00:32:08.000 Yo, this is a fan.

00:32:08.000 Yeah, you're right about that one.

00:32:10.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:10.000 I know who you're talking about.

00:32:11.000 Shout out to that person, by the way.

00:32:13.000 Yeah.

00:32:13.000 Amazing.

00:32:14.000 Y'all funny as fuck.

00:32:15.000 What did you say?

00:32:16.000 That guy, the older guy?

00:32:18.000 Amazing.

00:32:19.000 Yeah.

00:32:19.000 Who's that?

00:32:21.000 Jesse Lee Peterson.

00:32:22.000 Yeah, he's cool.

00:32:23.000 Amazing.

00:32:24.000 Yeah.

00:32:24.000 All right.

00:32:25.000 Let's keep going.

00:32:30.000 Someone said, go to Castle Club?

00:32:33.000 He said, Frank likes fresh because he looks like a pug.

00:32:38.000 He has some assholes, man.

00:32:39.000 Yeah, that's funny, bro.

00:32:40.000 That's funny.

00:32:42.000 I have a dog, bro.

00:32:44.000 I can't lie.

00:32:44.000 I have a dog.

00:32:45.000 But he does like to play with Hero, too.

00:32:49.000 He'll see Hero, and he'll start hopping around and shit, and Hero looks at him like...

00:32:52.000 Nigga, what?

00:32:53.000 I don't fuck with you.

00:32:54.000 What do you want?

00:32:55.000 So I think also, because Fresh smells like Hero, pause.

00:32:58.000 So he'll also, like, for that reason.

00:33:01.000 Amazing.

00:33:02.000 Well, yeah, but no, I can't complain, man.

00:33:03.000 I've literally walked Frank around without a leash, man.

00:33:05.000 Like, he listens, so...

00:33:07.000 I gotta yell at him sometimes, because there's a lot of distractions and shit, but he listens in general.

00:33:11.000 He's a good boy.

00:33:12.000 Shout out to Bills, by the way, in the back.

00:33:13.000 Make his shit look aesthetic on the screen.

00:33:16.000 Shout out to Bills.

00:33:19.000 Bills, what did you do for your birthday, bro?

00:33:20.000 Honestly, I just chilled with the lady, had a good time, ate a lot of food.

00:33:27.000 What else did I do?

00:33:28.000 Oh, we brought it in on stream with Big Mo Big Mo, and my brother got me a cake, and my girl, it was just a good time.

00:33:33.000 Just a good time.

00:33:34.000 Don't worry, Myron.

00:33:35.000 No, I didn't eat any cake.

00:33:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:33:37.000 Don Marco and Moe.

00:33:38.000 Moe only ate watermelon.

00:33:40.000 He only ate watermelon.

00:33:42.000 The black jokes that could be made now.

00:33:44.000 Exactly.

00:33:45.000 100%.

00:33:45.000 Goddamn.

00:33:46.000 All right.

00:33:46.000 But yeah, definitely.

00:33:47.000 Thank you for all the support that you guys gave me.

00:33:49.000 All the love.

00:33:49.000 One of the best birthdays I've ever had.

00:33:51.000 Thank you guys.

00:33:51.000 WBills in the chat.

00:33:52.000 Yes, sir.

00:33:53.000 My boy.

00:33:54.000 All right.

00:33:56.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:33:57.000 I'm looking at it.

00:33:57.000 It's giving racism still.

00:33:58.000 Like, there's a lot of melanin here.

00:34:00.000 Did I just take a box?

00:34:01.000 No, no, no.

00:34:02.000 It's definitely good.

00:34:03.000 Let me see.

00:34:04.000 Let me see.

00:34:05.000 What was your name again?

00:34:06.000 Alexis.

00:34:07.000 Alexis.

00:34:08.000 Step forward again.

00:34:08.000 You like asking me my name, don't you?

00:34:09.000 Yeah, no.

00:34:10.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:34:10.000 It's mad forgettable still.

00:34:12.000 It's mad forgettable.

00:34:13.000 I'm just saying.

00:34:14.000 Go wow me.

00:34:15.000 I'm just saying.

00:34:15.000 So, what is it that you do for a living?

00:34:17.000 I'm a businesswoman.

00:34:18.000 What kind of business?

00:34:20.000 Why do you need to know?

00:34:21.000 Because I want to know if you're a shot in pussy, bro.

00:34:23.000 That's what I need to know.

00:34:23.000 What are you selling?

00:34:24.000 I do OnlyFans.

00:34:26.000 Okay.

00:34:27.000 I'll read it still.

00:34:28.000 Shout out your team.

00:34:29.000 What's your OnlyFans?

00:34:31.000 Alexis Rude.

00:34:32.000 Yeah, that's just my name, Alexis Rude.

00:34:34.000 But everyone knows me, sir.

00:34:35.000 How many followers you got on there?

00:34:36.000 What, on OnlyFans?

00:34:37.000 Yeah.

00:34:38.000 Subscribers?

00:34:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:39.000 Like 1,500.

00:34:41.000 How long have you been doing it?

00:34:42.000 Like nearly two years.

00:34:44.000 Nearly two years and you've got 1,000?

00:34:45.000 That's a lot.

00:34:46.000 Might be time to get dressed, babes.

00:34:48.000 But still, you're definitely green, so don't mess up.

00:34:53.000 But still.

00:34:55.000 So on that note, ladies in the red, You're out, man.

00:35:02.000 Notice all of them were fat.

00:35:04.000 He's got some fat ones over here, too, but he's trying to be nice about it.

00:35:08.000 Someone said she was on FNF. She was?

00:35:13.000 Yeah.

00:35:14.000 Wait, what?

00:35:15.000 Chat's saying, look, she was on the podcast.

00:35:18.000 No way.

00:35:18.000 What?

00:35:19.000 Yo, bring in that podcast, bro.

00:35:21.000 What are y'all niggas talking about?

00:35:23.000 No way, bro.

00:35:23.000 That's what they're saying in the chat.

00:35:25.000 I mean, she was on the show?

00:35:26.000 Yeah, she was on the podcast.

00:35:27.000 Bro, I don't remember her.

00:35:28.000 Y'all niggas lying, bro.

00:35:29.000 If Fresh don't remember her...

00:35:30.000 Nigga was in all three chats.

00:35:32.000 If Fresh don't even remember her, bro, she probably...

00:35:35.000 Bro, there's no way, bro.

00:35:37.000 Wasn't she on FNF? Really?

00:35:39.000 I don't know what y'all niggas talking about saying that she was on.

00:35:41.000 Dude, there's no way.

00:35:43.000 Someone drop the link that she was on.

00:35:46.000 And pull it up, because I don't believe y'all ninjas that she was on.

00:35:49.000 Yeah, someone found the link.

00:35:50.000 They said Myron Cassel there?

00:35:52.000 What?

00:35:53.000 Wait a minute, really?

00:35:55.000 Bro.

00:35:56.000 Wait, what's your name again?

00:35:57.000 Alexis what?

00:35:57.000 I don't fucking know.

00:35:58.000 I don't know, but the chat gonna tell you right now.

00:36:01.000 Someone's gonna find...

00:36:02.000 Yo, post...

00:36:03.000 What episode?

00:36:04.000 Put the link, niggas.

00:36:05.000 No, you know what?

00:36:06.000 Post Image and Cass Club so we can see it.

00:36:09.000 Yeah.

00:36:10.000 Yeah, I was gonna say put the YouTube episode.

00:36:12.000 Okay, yeah.

00:36:12.000 Put the YouTube episode if you guys can.

00:36:14.000 Or Rumble.

00:36:14.000 It might be on Rumble.

00:36:16.000 I don't think it's her, bro.

00:36:17.000 Yeah, I don't think so either, bro.

00:36:18.000 It was probably a deleted episode.

00:36:19.000 Yeah, it probably was.

00:36:20.000 Nah, all the episodes are on Rumble, nigga.

00:36:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:36:22.000 Right?

00:36:22.000 Because Mo put them all up.

00:36:23.000 Every single episode is up on Rumble right now.

00:36:25.000 Yeah.

00:36:27.000 So...

00:36:27.000 I mean...

00:36:28.000 I can't...

00:36:29.000 I don't know.

00:36:30.000 Alright, let's keep playing the video though.

00:36:31.000 Especially a year and a half ago?

00:36:33.000 Nick's saying a year and a half ago?

00:36:34.000 We got two years.

00:36:35.000 Somebody comes to grab your weave like, yo, you gotta be ready.

00:36:38.000 Which one of you lot can fight?

00:36:43.000 I'm a jack of all trades, you know.

00:36:47.000 I do rapping.

00:36:48.000 I'm a dancer.

00:36:49.000 I'm an actress.

00:36:50.000 I'm a script writer.

00:36:52.000 I'm a child of God.

00:36:54.000 Yeah, I'm blessed.

00:36:56.000 There's many occupations.

00:36:57.000 You know what?

00:36:57.000 God really blessed me.

00:36:58.000 I like that still.

00:37:01.000 Step forward, Sofia.

00:37:03.000 So I want to know, what is it that you do?

00:37:05.000 Okay, so I'm a TikTok Live presenter.

00:37:07.000 I do TikTok marketing as well.

00:37:09.000 Wait, what?

00:37:10.000 Oh, wait, you're right, bro.

00:37:11.000 I don't remember this.

00:37:13.000 All right, play this.

00:37:14.000 Remember that girl?

00:37:16.000 Yeah, put it on screen for the chat.

00:37:18.000 Okay, no, you guys are right.

00:37:19.000 You guys are right.

00:37:20.000 Let me see this.

00:37:21.000 Yeah, I got you.

00:37:21.000 Because the hair was different.

00:37:24.000 Yeah, that's what it is, bro.

00:37:25.000 Damn, they remember the face.

00:37:26.000 So, yo, them niggas was right, bro.

00:37:28.000 I just want to see what I said, why I kicked them out.

00:37:32.000 Bachelors?

00:37:33.000 No.

00:37:34.000 So she's right there.

00:37:35.000 Two years?

00:37:36.000 Yeah, yeah, two years.

00:37:37.000 She has dyslexia there, sir.

00:37:38.000 And what?

00:37:39.000 Oh my god, I remember this shit!

00:37:41.000 Nutrition and sport.

00:37:42.000 Okay.

00:37:43.000 Well, this is the bitch that sucked the mic.

00:37:45.000 What's your relationship status?

00:37:46.000 Single.

00:37:47.000 And the one that lied about my dick.

00:37:51.000 I mean, Chris, this is your favorite part, right?

00:37:54.000 You want to ask that question?

00:37:55.000 Yo, yo.

00:37:56.000 What's your body count?

00:37:58.000 Oh yeah, I get fresh a blowjob.

00:38:02.000 And then lied about my dick.

00:38:03.000 Yeah.

00:38:04.000 When you guys never even hung out.

00:38:05.000 We never hung out one time.

00:38:07.000 Never.

00:38:09.000 Never hung out.

00:38:10.000 Because she went on a podcast out there and tried to say that she fucked with you, right?

00:38:12.000 Yeah.

00:38:13.000 But she never did.

00:38:14.000 Why'd I kick them out?

00:38:16.000 Why'd I kick them out again?

00:38:18.000 She belongs to the streets.

00:38:20.000 What'd I kick them out for?

00:38:21.000 I can't remember.

00:38:22.000 Do we have the part where I kick them out?

00:38:23.000 Let's keep watching.

00:38:24.000 Let's see.

00:38:24.000 Alright.

00:38:25.000 Damn, this is crazy.

00:38:26.000 Niggas don't even remember.

00:38:27.000 Bro, that's how many girls we've interviewed, bro.

00:38:29.000 Damn.

00:38:30.000 Gotta be 100.

00:38:33.000 I stopped counting, like, after a bit.

00:38:36.000 That's it?

00:38:37.000 No, like, it's past that.

00:38:39.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:38:40.000 Yeah, we've heard 600 plus.

00:38:41.000 Really?

00:38:42.000 I don't know how people count that high.

00:38:45.000 Are you close to your friend?

00:38:49.000 In that number?

00:38:51.000 She's a fucking slag as well.

00:38:53.000 She's such a slag!

00:38:55.000 Oh, slag me!

00:38:56.000 No, my body count is literally, like, divide that by ten.

00:39:00.000 No, she's three.

00:39:00.000 No, divide that by ten, but she has fingered me, so...

00:39:03.000 Yeah.

00:39:03.000 I mean...

00:39:04.000 Well, we don't know what her number is.

00:39:05.000 It could be 300.

00:39:06.000 Hers is fucking, like, 300.

00:39:08.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:39:08.000 Okay, and then yours is...

00:39:10.000 About 12.

00:39:11.000 The first time we met...

00:39:12.000 Why are you pressing those buttons for...

00:39:18.000 Hold on, I got it a little.

00:39:20.000 From your experience, what type of guy do you prefer?

00:39:23.000 One that's got a cop.

00:39:28.000 I'll take anything if I'm honest.

00:39:32.000 If you're asking, she has a big black dildo and she shoved it up her ass earlier.

00:39:39.000 I'm trying to remember why I kicked him off.

00:39:41.000 Wait, is there like a castle on this or no?

00:39:44.000 I don't know if it's on this clip.

00:39:46.000 I think it's on Castle Club for Patreon from back in the day.

00:39:51.000 Yeah.

00:39:52.000 Well, you guys are good finding this shit.

00:39:55.000 Then they're right.

00:39:56.000 Yeah.

00:39:57.000 WChap.

00:39:57.000 Yeah, WChap, remember.

00:39:59.000 All right, WChap.

00:40:01.000 Yo, hold on.

00:40:02.000 To be fair...

00:40:03.000 They're real supporters, because they know, from back in the day, the episode.

00:40:06.000 Shout to y'all, for real.

00:40:07.000 Yeah, I mean, I don't...

00:40:08.000 I had no fucking clue.

00:40:11.000 Alright, we'll keep going.

00:40:12.000 Nick is really...

00:40:13.000 Oh, he said, you kicked off for ad-libs.

00:40:16.000 So, like, I guess he was like...

00:40:17.000 Okay, they're just being annoying, and I said, get the fuck out of here.

00:40:19.000 Okay, fair enough.

00:40:20.000 And then, it was probably the white one I kicked off, and then the other one just went with her, is what I'm assuming.

00:40:25.000 Alright, guys, views are up.

00:40:26.000 I see a link so you can repost it as well, on your Instagram.

00:40:29.000 Oh, shit.

00:40:29.000 Yeah.

00:40:30.000 But, we'll continue, though.

00:40:34.000 Casilo's funny though, bro.

00:40:35.000 He's literally like that guy that's just hilarious all the time.

00:40:39.000 That sounds like you're dosing about, Rev.

00:40:42.000 So, I do like the ensemble, but the trainers is moving mad.

00:40:47.000 So, this morning, what was the decision for the trainers?

00:40:49.000 You know what, I brought heels, but then I was thinking, I'm not going to get the toes out for free.

00:40:54.000 But the titties are just on sale.

00:40:56.000 Yeah, they're my biggest asset, innit?

00:40:59.000 So that can be on show.

00:41:00.000 So, ladies, when you go on a date, what's the first thing you're looking at with a man's outfit?

00:41:06.000 So, I just want to ask...

00:41:09.000 Do you think the crepes are acceptable for this moment?

00:41:14.000 I just want to know, ladies, I want your opinion.

00:41:16.000 Are we on a date, though?

00:41:18.000 I'm just trying to find out.

00:41:19.000 Abigail, do you think the crepes are acceptable?

00:41:24.000 Be honest.

00:41:24.000 No.

00:41:25.000 OK, so you've got to get in the red.

00:41:27.000 Sorry about that.

00:41:29.000 It's looking like...

00:41:32.000 I don't know.

00:41:33.000 Where do you find them?

00:41:36.000 Anyway, just looking at shoes, I'm just letting you lot know.

00:41:39.000 But you ladies are good.

00:41:41.000 I'm liking the shoes.

00:41:42.000 I like...

00:41:43.000 So, come on.

00:41:46.000 Don't kill me!

00:41:47.000 It's not like I'm a feet person.

00:41:48.000 I just need to know the choices.

00:41:50.000 You can see my feet if you want.

00:41:52.000 Now, let's keep them in the archives.

00:41:53.000 What was the decision for those?

00:41:56.000 You know what, I just thought, comfy, sexy, like, do you know what I mean?

00:42:00.000 I don't need to act.

00:42:01.000 I'm already like...

00:42:02.000 You would say those were sexy?

00:42:03.000 Yeah.

00:42:04.000 Do you believe that?

00:42:05.000 Yeah.

00:42:06.000 I would say.

00:42:06.000 Everything here looks beautiful.

00:42:08.000 This looks nice.

00:42:09.000 But the shoes is moving mad.

00:42:11.000 But we're going to come back.

00:42:12.000 We're going to come back.

00:42:13.000 What was your name?

00:42:14.000 Me?

00:42:14.000 Yeah.

00:42:15.000 Step forward.

00:42:17.000 Right there?

00:42:17.000 Yes.

00:42:18.000 I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that you're not leaving the green.

00:42:24.000 Everything is just nice.

00:42:26.000 Teeth is good.

00:42:27.000 Teeth is all you?

00:42:28.000 No, I went to Turkey.

00:42:29.000 Me too.

00:42:30.000 Come on.

00:42:31.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes.

00:42:33.000 Just so you guys know, in England, bro, they don't take teeth, getting your teeth as straight and clean as serious as like here in America.

00:42:40.000 Just so you know.

00:42:41.000 So it's a big status symbol to have good, clean, straight teeth.

00:42:44.000 It is.

00:42:45.000 In the UK. Way more than it is in the United States.

00:42:47.000 Just so y'all know.

00:42:48.000 Canada too.

00:42:49.000 And they smoke hella cigarettes too.

00:42:50.000 Yeah.

00:42:51.000 Yep.

00:42:52.000 So, in Europe, you got straight, clean teeth.

00:42:54.000 It actually goes way further in increasing SMV than it does here in the United States.

00:42:58.000 Facts.

00:42:59.000 Let's keep going.

00:43:03.000 I'm liking it.

00:43:04.000 Cool.

00:43:04.000 You can chill out.

00:43:05.000 You're getting me.

00:43:06.000 You step forward.

00:43:06.000 What was your name again?

00:43:07.000 Layla.

00:43:08.000 Where are you from, Layla?

00:43:09.000 Your dreams.

00:43:10.000 Okay.

00:43:10.000 So I don't have dreams.

00:43:11.000 I've got nightmares.

00:43:13.000 I might be your worst nightmare then.

00:43:15.000 She's that same line again.

00:43:16.000 I feel like you like that a little bit though.

00:43:17.000 A little bit.

00:43:18.000 Yeah.

00:43:18.000 Just a little bit.

00:43:19.000 Like a little bit of the toxicity.

00:43:21.000 So you know what?

00:43:23.000 You're good for now.

00:43:24.000 I like that.

00:43:25.000 I'm not gonna lie, I do like that.

00:43:27.000 You at the back.

00:43:29.000 Step forward, step forward, let me see you MC. So, I like that outfit.

00:43:33.000 Thank you.

00:43:33.000 What did you do with yourself?

00:43:34.000 So the day I work with Special Needs Adults, I'm a health and wellbeing facilitator.

00:43:37.000 Nice.

00:43:38.000 And I have a hospitality agency called Feel Hospitality and then I do a bit of modelling and pageantry.

00:43:43.000 Big man singing.

00:43:44.000 You sound very ambitious.

00:43:45.000 I am.

00:43:46.000 Got beautiful skin, so you're good for now.

00:43:48.000 So what is it that you do?

00:43:50.000 McDonald's.

00:43:50.000 I'm a YouTuber.

00:43:51.000 I rap.

00:43:52.000 I'm on a fighting show.

00:43:54.000 And a lot of these girls have a lot of makeup on, if y'all notice.

00:43:57.000 I'm very excited to tell you a question.

00:43:58.000 They're faces between their skin.

00:44:00.000 Caked up bad.

00:44:00.000 Caked up.

00:44:03.000 You can see the discrepancy when you look at their body versus their face.

00:44:06.000 Hold on.

00:44:07.000 You know what's wild though?

00:44:08.000 I don't get why I wear the fake hair, bro.

00:44:11.000 If you have hair that's good, why put on extra long fake hair?

00:44:15.000 Look, I get it.

00:44:16.000 You might want to look special, but we can tell it's fake.

00:44:19.000 It's like, bro, why even wear it?

00:44:20.000 It's bad, bro.

00:44:22.000 It's fucking bad.

00:44:23.000 Now I know about weave and all that stuff from, what do you call it, wigs and all that shit.

00:44:28.000 It's just like, bro, why?

00:44:29.000 Why?

00:44:30.000 Oh, so somebody will tell me, but I don't know why.

00:44:32.000 Fucking terrible.

00:44:33.000 Yeah.

00:44:34.000 El hair, bro.

00:44:35.000 El hair.

00:44:35.000 Yeah, man.

00:44:36.000 El hair.

00:44:38.000 Let's keep going.

00:44:39.000 Let's keep going.

00:45:02.000 I'm in a Nigerian cult.

00:45:03.000 Translation, I'm in a Nigerian scamming criminal organization.

00:45:07.000 And 777 is our lucky number and that's who we scam.

00:45:07.000 Facts.

00:45:11.000 And she fights bitches too.

00:45:12.000 She's in a fighting show or something like that.

00:45:17.000 Always our black queens, bro.

00:45:18.000 Always.

00:45:20.000 All right, we can continue.

00:45:22.000 All right.

00:45:23.000 You can stay there, you can stay there.

00:45:29.000 Okay.

00:45:30.000 Oh.

00:45:31.000 No, no, no, hold on.

00:45:32.000 What?

00:45:33.000 Is it because I'm small?

00:45:34.000 Darling!

00:45:36.000 No, but you don't know that.

00:45:38.000 I probably do.

00:45:39.000 But you don't know that.

00:45:40.000 I probably do.

00:45:40.000 Have y'all watched the show?

00:45:42.000 Here we go.

00:45:43.000 Have you watched it?

00:45:44.000 No, I haven't watched the show, but I've seen some things.

00:45:46.000 Okay, darling.

00:45:49.000 Let me ask you a question.

00:45:52.000 Do you think you could mash her up?

00:45:58.000 I don't think, but I don't fight anymore.

00:46:00.000 So you think you could mash her up?

00:46:01.000 I don't think.

00:46:03.000 I know.

00:46:08.000 Bro, look!

00:46:10.000 I'm trending on X right now for people calling me a racist and all this other stuff because I said I don't want to go to certain establishments where there are certain people, right?

00:46:17.000 And what do they say?

00:46:19.000 Oh, well, that's why you're going to get fucked up when we see you.

00:46:22.000 Thank you for proving my point!

00:46:24.000 Every.

00:46:25.000 Single.

00:46:26.000 Fucking.

00:46:27.000 Time, bro.

00:46:28.000 Bro, you don't go anyway.

00:46:29.000 I don't, but if I did, I wouldn't go to any establishment, um...

00:46:34.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:46:35.000 This weekend is three points.

00:46:37.000 If you use cocoa butter to moisturize yourself, I ain't going.

00:46:42.000 I don't use butter at all.

00:46:44.000 Boy, you ashy as hell.

00:46:46.000 I'm ashy as hell, yeah.

00:46:48.000 But hold on, hold on.

00:46:49.000 So you're saying no clubs like that at all?

00:46:52.000 No, bro, I ain't going.

00:46:53.000 What is my birthday?

00:46:56.000 First love clubbing.

00:46:57.000 You have a good time.

00:46:58.000 I'll see you after.

00:46:59.000 Yeah, I invited him to the club, he said no.

00:47:00.000 But hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:47:02.000 What if it's his single birthday?

00:47:06.000 Same thing.

00:47:07.000 If he's at one of these establishments, I ain't going, bro.

00:47:09.000 What if it's your dad's birthday?

00:47:10.000 He wants to go there.

00:47:11.000 He'll never go there.

00:47:13.000 You know what, son?

00:47:14.000 Take him to the black club.

00:47:15.000 I'd be like, no.

00:47:17.000 Why?

00:47:17.000 Okay, I got you.

00:47:19.000 Listen, I'll say this.

00:47:21.000 There's a higher sense of violence there at times.

00:47:25.000 But, to be fair, in a white establishment, they'd be fighting too, bro.

00:47:30.000 Yeah, but not to the same degree, bro.

00:47:31.000 Come on, man.

00:47:31.000 That's true.

00:47:32.000 There's no guns there.

00:47:32.000 Yo, I'm way safer at a whiten style show.

00:47:35.000 Niggas are playing Sum 41 than over here where niggas is playing fucking some Rastaman music or some fucking Pop Smoke or some other shit, some dirt.

00:47:44.000 Wait, you like Pop Smoke?

00:47:46.000 I do, but I'm not going to a club where they play that shit.

00:47:48.000 Come on, man.

00:47:48.000 Sum 41.

00:47:49.000 I'm not going to a club.

00:47:50.000 Bro, nah, I'm good.

00:47:52.000 Yo, I'll never forget.

00:47:52.000 We were in LA. Play some Green Day?

00:47:54.000 That's a green light.

00:47:55.000 Green is old, though.

00:47:57.000 Nah, man.

00:47:58.000 Hey, I know how to save.

00:47:59.000 I'm not going to worry about getting a shot.

00:48:00.000 Mario will barely go there, bro.

00:48:02.000 He don't like going outside the crib.

00:48:04.000 Ain't nobody going to shoot listening to fucking, you know, Linkin Park, bro.

00:48:08.000 Evanescence?

00:48:09.000 Evanescence.

00:48:10.000 But niggas will shoot with fucking back in blood.

00:48:14.000 Wake me up, wake me up, wake me up, save me.

00:48:18.000 We were in LA. Yes.

00:48:20.000 With AD. Yes.

00:48:21.000 What did Genesis?

00:48:22.000 I'll never forget.

00:48:23.000 Some other people.

00:48:24.000 It was at Hyde in LA on a Wednesday or Thursday night.

00:48:27.000 Wednesday, Wednesday.

00:48:28.000 Niggas played Back in Blood.

00:48:30.000 Yo!

00:48:30.000 And everyone sang it word for word, bar for bar.

00:48:33.000 And when the part came up, like, now it's all that's on that wood, blah, blah, blah, with Dirk's part, everyone got all excited.

00:48:40.000 Boom, boom, boom!

00:48:40.000 I was like, yeah, we gotta leave.

00:48:42.000 And at that point, I was like, never again.

00:48:44.000 And there was a fight, by the way.

00:48:46.000 And there was a fight.

00:48:47.000 And remember, he said Back in Blood, so there's Crips there.

00:48:49.000 And I was like, wait, Blood?

00:48:50.000 Yep.

00:48:51.000 And then they started doing their gang size and shells.

00:48:53.000 I was like, bro, no, I'm good.

00:48:54.000 And that was the last time I've been in an establishment like that, by the way.

00:48:57.000 That was back in what, 2021?

00:48:59.000 Listen, bro, I like being a nerd.

00:49:00.000 That was the last time.

00:49:01.000 That was the last time I did it, and it is the last time I'm doing it ever again.

00:49:04.000 Is that the rooftop, like, pool type of thing?

00:49:06.000 Nah, nah, it's this club in West Hollywood.

00:49:08.000 Which is crazy, because it's in a good area.

00:49:10.000 I know what you mean, Bills.

00:49:11.000 It's Highlight Room.

00:49:11.000 Highlight Room.

00:49:12.000 That one's cool.

00:49:14.000 But Hyde, actually, there'll be issues there too as well.

00:49:16.000 Yeah, but here's the thing.

00:49:17.000 That place Hyde, it's in a good area.

00:49:19.000 It's in West Hollywood.

00:49:20.000 Yeah.

00:49:20.000 Right?

00:49:20.000 A lot of them boys, a lot of the dudes on the other team there.

00:49:23.000 Good.

00:49:23.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:49:25.000 When the boys are there, that's good.

00:49:26.000 Safe.

00:49:27.000 You know what I mean?

00:49:27.000 I'll party with them boys.

00:49:29.000 You know what I mean?

00:49:29.000 I don't got to worry about no shootouts or nothing like that.

00:49:31.000 You would?

00:49:32.000 When I say party with them, I don't mean as in like party with them.

00:49:34.000 I mean as in like I'll go into their establishment because I don't got to worry about getting stabbed or shot.

00:49:37.000 Okay.

00:49:38.000 That's what I mean.

00:49:39.000 Their establishment where they're also there.

00:49:41.000 Okay.

00:49:41.000 Not just they own it.

00:49:42.000 I'm talking about they're actually in there too.

00:49:45.000 If they throw bar mitzvahs there, I'm good.

00:49:47.000 I'll go there.

00:49:48.000 But if they're not throwing bar mitzvahs there, you don't go.

00:49:51.000 Okay.

00:49:52.000 That's the rule.

00:49:52.000 That's fair.

00:49:53.000 That's the rule.

00:49:53.000 That's his rules.

00:49:54.000 So, yeah.

00:49:56.000 They can't just own it because that's not good enough.

00:49:58.000 Because you already know what happens if they just own it.

00:50:00.000 That's not good enough.

00:50:01.000 Niggas got to actually go there.

00:50:03.000 If they go there, then I'm okay.

00:50:06.000 You know?

00:50:07.000 He's taking precautions, guys.

00:50:08.000 Never again, bro.

00:50:11.000 I'll never go to no spot where they're playing trap music and all this other shit.

00:50:14.000 Like, no, bro.

00:50:14.000 No, fuck that.

00:50:16.000 Fuck that.

00:50:16.000 Yeah.

00:50:17.000 I mean, listen, I understand your concerns with that.

00:50:20.000 That is a real concern.

00:50:21.000 Because it does happen.

00:50:22.000 Yeah.

00:50:23.000 I'm not trying to get shot, stabbed.

00:50:24.000 For what?

00:50:26.000 It's a good mindset.

00:50:28.000 Stupid.

00:50:28.000 Freaking mindset.

00:50:29.000 Stupid.

00:50:30.000 Then it puts me in a bad spot, too.

00:50:33.000 You guys know I carry, right?

00:50:35.000 I don't want to be in a weird situation where I have to use force or do some shit like that.

00:50:38.000 Don't even put yourself in that situation a lot of times.

00:50:41.000 Obviously, if you've got to defend yourself, defend yourself.

00:50:43.000 But sometimes, you can just avoid it altogether.

00:50:45.000 Yeah.

00:50:47.000 That is the issue with black clothes sometimes.

00:50:49.000 Yeah.

00:50:50.000 Let's continue.

00:50:51.000 Yeah, see?

00:50:53.000 And that's a good area, West Hollywood.

00:50:55.000 But that club on that night is not a good place to be.

00:50:58.000 Unless they change it.

00:50:58.000 I don't fucking know.

00:50:59.000 But this was a couple years ago we went there and I was like, nah, I'm good.

00:51:02.000 Yeah, LA's crazy, bro.

00:51:03.000 Dudes are throwing gang signs and shit.

00:51:04.000 I don't like Los Angeles at all.

00:51:05.000 Los Angeles is dominated by gang culture, bro.

00:51:08.000 It's dominated by gang culture.

00:51:09.000 It's fucking terrible.

00:51:12.000 Like, you can't be a celeb out there.

00:51:14.000 And not have ties.

00:51:15.000 And not have ties.

00:51:15.000 You have to keep from getting robbed all the time.

00:51:18.000 You literally have to fucking, like, know people.

00:51:20.000 And I'm not...

00:51:21.000 Fuck that.

00:51:21.000 But what's crazy, you gotta have ties that still get robbed.

00:51:24.000 Yeah.

00:51:24.000 I'm like, bro, nobody's safe.

00:51:25.000 Yeah.

00:51:26.000 If you're a nigga, like, you gotta have that shit.

00:51:28.000 And it's like, nah, man, I'm good.

00:51:29.000 Yeah.

00:51:30.000 So, me and Fresh, we just go there, we film our shit, and we get the fuck out, bro.

00:51:33.000 Facts.

00:51:34.000 Fuck that, man.

00:51:35.000 Fast as possible.

00:51:36.000 Yep.

00:51:37.000 Alright.

00:51:38.000 What else did he say in this one?

00:51:40.000 What?

00:51:41.000 No, I mean, uh...

00:51:42.000 Well, this little debacle here.

00:51:45.000 We're not here for that.

00:51:46.000 No, we're not here to fight.

00:51:47.000 She was supposed to punch you up.

00:51:49.000 She could never.

00:51:50.000 Do you know what?

00:51:51.000 It's cute.

00:51:51.000 Do you know what?

00:51:52.000 It's cute anything.

00:51:53.000 Abigail.

00:51:53.000 No, it's cute.

00:51:54.000 It's cute.

00:51:54.000 Yes, yes.

00:51:56.000 Look on my hat.

00:51:57.000 I love it.

00:51:58.000 In the red.

00:52:00.000 Double.

00:52:02.000 Both of them are good.

00:52:03.000 Good.

00:52:04.000 Good.

00:52:04.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:52:04.000 Give me anxiety.

00:52:05.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:52:08.000 Girls like that will get you in trouble, bro.

00:52:11.000 Girls like that will start a shootout.

00:52:13.000 Will get you involved in a shootout.

00:52:14.000 Debbie Castillo.

00:52:15.000 And they'll call you a bitch ass nigga for not shooting back after you get shot.

00:52:18.000 Yo, nigga got two gone in one foul swoop.

00:52:21.000 Good.

00:52:21.000 Oh, you want to fight?

00:52:22.000 Get out of here.

00:52:23.000 Yeah, fuck that, bro.

00:52:24.000 Hell nah, bro.

00:52:26.000 That's wild.

00:52:28.000 Step forward.

00:52:30.000 You look very, very shy.

00:52:34.000 Okay, okay.

00:52:35.000 What kind of guys did you go for?

00:52:38.000 Ambitious guys.

00:52:39.000 Someone who loves to take care of their women.

00:52:42.000 Okay.

00:52:42.000 Translation, have money.

00:52:44.000 Jesus.

00:52:46.000 So what did he do for a living?

00:52:49.000 Oh, what did he do?

00:52:51.000 She got two chins.

00:52:53.000 Never.

00:52:54.000 You sure?

00:52:54.000 Yeah.

00:52:55.000 You ever thought about it?

00:52:56.000 Never.

00:52:56.000 Chin up, mate.

00:52:57.000 Okay.

00:52:57.000 Why you not break up?

00:52:58.000 No.

00:53:01.000 Red.

00:53:01.000 No, no, no, no.

00:53:01.000 Get on the red, man.

00:53:02.000 No, it's giving scams.

00:53:04.000 It's giving scams.

00:53:04.000 Ha!

00:53:05.000 Get on the red.

00:53:06.000 It's giving scams.

00:53:07.000 She probably was with a criminal act.

00:53:09.000 Anytime a girl's like that, bruh, yeah, you already know.

00:53:12.000 Facts.

00:53:13.000 That's an L. That's a big L. Let's keep cooking.

00:53:16.000 She had to think about it.

00:53:17.000 Yeah, she had to think about it.

00:53:18.000 That was an L. Yeah, bruh.

00:53:19.000 That means that nigga was involved in criminal activity.

00:53:21.000 Yeah, yeah, nah, nah, nah.

00:53:23.000 Fuck out here.

00:53:24.000 - What's your name again?

00:53:25.000 - Tea.

00:53:26.000 - Tea, okay.

00:53:26.000 So when was your last relationship?

00:53:27.000 - About a year and a half ago.

00:53:29.000 - A year and a half ago.

00:53:30.000 Why did that end? - I think we just wanted different things in life.

00:53:32.000 - What did that end?

00:53:33.000 - I think we just wanted different things in life.

00:53:35.000 - What did that end? - I think we just wanted different things in life. - What did that end?

00:53:41.000 He wanted someone who was a little bit less busy at work.

00:53:45.000 Okay, so it was working, that's good.

00:53:47.000 What kind of work are you doing?

00:53:48.000 I'm a content producer and a presenter.

00:53:50.000 What kind of content are you making?

00:53:51.000 Music, music awards, that kind of stuff.

00:53:54.000 You do podcasts?

00:53:55.000 No, I don't actually.

00:53:56.000 Okay, thank goodness.

00:53:57.000 Thank goodness.

00:53:59.000 Put the mics down, people.

00:54:00.000 Put the podcast down.

00:54:02.000 Let me ask you this, what's your usual type?

00:54:03.000 Someone who's active, has good ambition, works hard, kind and caring and funny.

00:54:09.000 Do you like guys with gold teeth?

00:54:10.000 I don't mind.

00:54:11.000 Big man saying, I like that.

00:54:13.000 Okay, you're good for now.

00:54:14.000 You're good for now.

00:54:15.000 He's a good for now.

00:54:16.000 Step forward.

00:54:18.000 Alright.

00:54:18.000 What'd you do with yourself?

00:54:19.000 Pause.

00:54:20.000 He wanted her to be a woman and she wanted to put her career first and that's why it didn't work out and that's a big red flag.

00:54:26.000 Bro, any girl that's gonna put her career over you is an L. Let the bitches have their career and stay single.

00:54:32.000 I'll tell you this.

00:54:33.000 If you do it for her and you feel like you're putting all the right effort and then she says to you, come stay home with me and you can stay home with her, L too.

00:54:41.000 Because remember, you're brought on to her knees as well.

00:54:42.000 Yeah.

00:54:43.000 It gotta work in one way for your favor.

00:54:45.000 Yeah, bro.

00:54:46.000 For her, it won't work.

00:54:47.000 Bro, women gotta sacrifice for you.

00:54:49.000 Never the other way around, bro.

00:54:50.000 Never the other way around.

00:54:51.000 Because here's the problem.

00:54:53.000 When they make money and become successful, it doesn't benefit you.

00:54:56.000 When you make money and become successful, it benefits them.

00:54:58.000 That is why I tell you guys all the time, put yourself first when it comes to making money and being successful, because she's going to benefit from that.

00:55:04.000 What have all these girls said on the thing?

00:55:06.000 Ambitious, hardworking, etc.

00:55:08.000 Why?

00:55:09.000 Because women know, inevitably, when you become a winner, they benefit by default.

00:55:14.000 But if they become a winner, I promise you, she's going to look for a bigger winner and get rid of you.

00:55:19.000 Facts?

00:55:20.000 Women outgrow men.

00:55:22.000 Men don't ungrow women.

00:55:23.000 Don't forget that shit, guys.

00:55:24.000 Bars.

00:55:26.000 Try to tell these niggas, man.

00:55:27.000 Some of you idiots out here, oh, yeah, I'll go ahead and move across country for your job, baby.

00:55:32.000 Fucking idiot.

00:55:34.000 That relationship ain't gonna last, I promise you.

00:55:37.000 It's not gonna last.

00:55:40.000 Alright, let's keep going.

00:55:45.000 Okay, I like that still.

00:55:47.000 I like that.

00:55:47.000 The ratings get me supporting the moms.

00:55:49.000 They get me.

00:55:49.000 I love it.

00:55:50.000 Get me ready.

00:55:54.000 So, let me see.

00:55:56.000 Let me see.

00:55:56.000 You saw that part?

00:55:57.000 Go back a little bit.

00:55:58.000 Elza.

00:55:59.000 Elza.

00:56:00.000 So, what kind of guys?

00:56:01.000 Big man team.

00:56:02.000 I like that.

00:56:03.000 Okay, you're good for now.

00:56:05.000 You're good for now.

00:56:06.000 Step forward.

00:56:08.000 Alright.

00:56:09.000 What did you do for yourself?

00:56:10.000 I'm a full-time mom.

00:56:11.000 Okay, I like that still.

00:56:13.000 I like that.

00:56:13.000 Greatens getting me supporting the moms.

00:56:15.000 You're getting me.

00:56:15.000 I love it.

00:56:16.000 Get me ready.

00:56:20.000 So, let me see.

00:56:22.000 Pause.

00:56:23.000 Look, I agree that being a mom is the most important job in the world.

00:56:27.000 Fuck your career.

00:56:28.000 However, being a single mom is a...

00:56:31.000 So, look, I don't blame them for doing that.

00:56:35.000 Like, that's going to be an auto L. That's just recreational use only, my friends.

00:56:39.000 Yeah, I mean...

00:56:40.000 You ain't coming and being the step-poppy.

00:56:42.000 Being single with no kids, too, is kind of like...

00:56:43.000 Bro, you got a burden on your hands, brother.

00:56:45.000 You may not even want to do it.

00:56:46.000 And also, the fact that...

00:56:48.000 Keep in mind, another thing, too, to reading.

00:56:50.000 She said, I'm a full-time mom.

00:56:51.000 That's what I do.

00:56:52.000 Who's supporting her, then?

00:56:54.000 Baby daddy's probably still supporting her.

00:56:57.000 You're going to have to deal with that if you date her.

00:57:00.000 And they'll always boil it down.

00:57:03.000 They'll try to minimize it.

00:57:04.000 Oh, no, he's not.

00:57:05.000 He just supports.

00:57:07.000 We're not together anymore, blah, blah, blah.

00:57:09.000 But he's going to feel some sense of ownership to her and that child because he's putting her in a position where she don't got to work.

00:57:15.000 And eventually, if you guys get really good, she'll say, you know what?

00:57:18.000 You take over the mantle now.

00:57:19.000 You start paying for everything, honey.

00:57:22.000 You can say, well, I'm a man.

00:57:23.000 I'll do this.

00:57:24.000 Bro.

00:57:24.000 But you don't know what you just did.

00:57:25.000 You just set yourself up for okie doke because now you're on hook for her and her kid.

00:57:29.000 Bro, it's a lose-lose, guys.

00:57:31.000 Anytime.

00:57:31.000 I mean, first I could tell you guys from experience.

00:57:34.000 He's told you guys many times before, dating a single mom.

00:57:40.000 Don't do it, bro.

00:57:41.000 Especially with no kids, don't do it.

00:57:43.000 What's up, buddy?

00:57:43.000 Guy Frank always keeps escaping and running right to fresh, man.

00:57:46.000 Yo, shut up.

00:57:47.000 Because Fresh got that aura.

00:57:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:57:49.000 No, well, he never sees Fresh.

00:57:51.000 So, like, when he sees him, he goes crazy.

00:57:52.000 And he understands how...

00:57:53.000 Now he's coming to Bills.

00:57:55.000 Yeah, he understands how vital Fresh is.

00:57:57.000 Yeah.

00:57:57.000 W. Frank.

00:57:58.000 Yeah.

00:57:59.000 He got out there quick, though.

00:58:00.000 He said, hell no, bro.

00:58:02.000 Single mom, I'm good.

00:58:03.000 Yeah.

00:58:03.000 There you go.

00:58:05.000 All right, let's go back.

00:58:05.000 Nigga getting big, bro.

00:58:06.000 Yo, he's getting huge.

00:58:07.000 Yeah, he's getting big, man.

00:58:09.000 Okay, well, we'll keep playing the video.

00:58:13.000 What's her name?

00:58:14.000 Elza.

00:58:15.000 Elza.

00:58:15.000 So what kind of guys are you going to go for?

00:58:18.000 Outgoing, adventurous, fun, funny.

00:58:21.000 I feel like attraction-wise is based on when it's face-to-face.

00:58:24.000 I will know what I like.

00:58:25.000 Do you know what I'm not going to lie?

00:58:26.000 Then listen to what you just said.

00:58:30.000 Yo!

00:58:31.000 That's so true.

00:58:33.000 You're so step forward, what was your name again?

00:58:35.000 Sabrina.

00:58:36.000 Sabrina, Sabrina.

00:58:37.000 Okay, so when was your last relationship, Sabrina?

00:58:40.000 Six months ago.

00:58:41.000 Six, why did that end?

00:58:43.000 We just outgrew each other.

00:58:44.000 He's a black dude?

00:58:45.000 No.

00:58:46.000 He's not black?

00:58:46.000 No.

00:58:47.000 You don't like black dudes?

00:58:48.000 Yeah.

00:58:48.000 You like black dudes?

00:58:49.000 Yeah, I like black dudes.

00:58:50.000 Oh, you love black dudes?

00:58:51.000 I like black dudes, yeah.

00:58:53.000 How many black dudes are dating?

00:58:54.000 Me.

00:58:55.000 Okay.

00:58:56.000 So where are you from?

00:58:56.000 I'm trying to work you out.

00:58:57.000 My ethnicity.

00:58:58.000 Yeah.

00:58:59.000 So my mum's from Zimbabwe and then my dad's English.

00:59:02.000 Big Man Ting, okay, okay.

00:59:04.000 Where did you think I was from?

00:59:06.000 For Essex.

00:59:07.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:59:08.000 Come from, what's your name?

00:59:09.000 Aurelia.

00:59:10.000 Aurelia, what did you do?

00:59:11.000 I'm a property manager and I've got a performing arts business.

00:59:14.000 Okay, performing arts business.

00:59:15.000 So, what kind of guys do you go for?

00:59:18.000 Ambitious, godly, and got a sense of humour.

00:59:21.000 What's the kind of like, when you go on porno websites, what's your category?

00:59:23.000 I don't go on porno websites.

00:59:24.000 Big Man Ting Red.

00:59:26.000 Wait, what?

00:59:27.000 What are we really doing?

00:59:28.000 You get me.

00:59:29.000 What is it you do?

00:59:30.000 A YouTuber.

00:59:32.000 YouTuber.

00:59:32.000 Okay, what kind of content do you make?

00:59:33.000 Like makeup.

00:59:35.000 Okay, nice stuff.

00:59:36.000 You haven't done it for like 10 years.

00:59:38.000 Let's say, for example, I had the P-Hub on.

00:59:41.000 Would you watch it with me?

00:59:42.000 Sure.

00:59:43.000 Yeah?

00:59:43.000 Yeah.

00:59:44.000 Okay, you're trying to shit?

00:59:45.000 No.

00:59:46.000 Your body language is lying to me.

00:59:48.000 Okay.

00:59:49.000 I like your vibe.

00:59:50.000 I feel like because you're a YouTuber, you're trying to protect your shit, so I'll rate it still.

00:59:54.000 Very wholesome makeup YouTuber.

00:59:55.000 Step forward again.

00:59:57.000 You?

00:59:58.000 52 years old though.

00:59:59.000 Pause.

00:59:59.000 You know what?

01:00:00.000 Hold on, that makes sense.

01:00:01.000 How she looks so young.

01:00:03.000 She literally, this is what she fucking does.

01:00:05.000 For living.

01:00:06.000 Is using makeup to make up for her lack of aesthetics.

01:00:10.000 Like, that's what makeup is, guys.

01:00:11.000 So, that makes sense.

01:00:12.000 Because she's at 52?

01:00:14.000 Bruh.

01:00:15.000 Yo.

01:00:16.000 Well, obviously, part of that is that she has good genetics, too.

01:00:19.000 Yeah.

01:00:20.000 Because there's certain women that, like, 52 years old, it don't matter how good you are on makeup, you're going to be able to see the neck and all this other shit.

01:00:26.000 She obviously has good genetics as well, but 52 is wild.

01:00:29.000 Or surgery.

01:00:30.000 Yeah, she has done some surgery.

01:00:32.000 I can see from the cheekbones.

01:00:33.000 Yeah, something.

01:00:34.000 She's done surgery, you're right.

01:00:35.000 Wow.

01:00:36.000 Hold on.

01:00:37.000 She lied about the name.

01:00:39.000 She lied about something else, too.

01:00:43.000 Well, he did check the Adam's apple, but yeah.

01:00:45.000 What if there's surgery to take that shit out?

01:00:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:50.000 That's why you just gotta ask the question.

01:00:52.000 Nigga, that's why you gotta ask the question that I said.

01:00:54.000 You gotta be prepared to lose it all, though.

01:00:56.000 Girls will get offended.

01:00:56.000 It is scary, bro.

01:00:57.000 But you gotta just ask it, man.

01:00:59.000 You gotta get offended and brazed.

01:00:59.000 It's scary, bro.

01:01:00.000 Were you born a woman?

01:01:01.000 You just gotta ask that shit, bro.

01:01:02.000 They get offended by it.

01:01:04.000 You just gotta ask it.

01:01:05.000 Bro, I've done it before.

01:01:06.000 I'll get fucked.

01:01:06.000 Yeah, I say I've been catfished.

01:01:07.000 Yeah.

01:01:08.000 I'm not taking that risk.

01:01:09.000 I'm not taking that risk, bro.

01:01:11.000 Anything comes off weird, I'm asking.

01:01:12.000 Bro, I'll never forget.

01:01:13.000 We were out at a club.

01:01:15.000 Everybody told the guy...

01:01:15.000 Those might get mad, but hey.

01:01:17.000 This is a dude.

01:01:18.000 He's like, nah, bro, we lit.

01:01:19.000 He was drunk.

01:01:22.000 Oh, niggas told him?

01:01:23.000 We told the nigga, it's a dude.

01:01:24.000 He's like, nah, bro, she bad.

01:01:27.000 We walk outside the club, but it's finished.

01:01:29.000 He's holding his hand, and then he's like, wait, why your hand's so big?

01:01:39.000 He was drunk, right?

01:01:40.000 He realized it's a fucking dude.

01:01:41.000 He's like...

01:01:42.000 Oh, you're fucked.

01:01:43.000 Because imagine if we didn't tell him that he went home with that guy.

01:01:46.000 He's fucked!

01:01:47.000 Because at nighttime when it's dark, when you're drunk, it's like, alright, whatever.

01:01:51.000 So alcohol's bad, guys.

01:01:52.000 Bro.

01:01:53.000 Bro.

01:01:54.000 L, bro.

01:01:54.000 You never know, bro.

01:01:55.000 You need to ask or actually check everything before you do it.

01:01:58.000 Because, like, you know, you'll come across that girl, she a little too fit.

01:02:00.000 Shoulders are defined as shit, like...

01:02:02.000 Look, man, I gotta ask.

01:02:03.000 Like, I get it.

01:02:04.000 You're in shape and shit, but like, were you born?

01:02:05.000 And every single time, they've always said, yeah, I'm born a female.

01:02:08.000 I was like, all right, cool.

01:02:08.000 But like, ask!

01:02:09.000 I don't care!

01:02:10.000 But the hands always tell you, because they're...

01:02:11.000 The hands, yeah.

01:02:12.000 You can't label the hands, bro.

01:02:13.000 If they're huge like that...

01:02:14.000 The one or two times, it's like she was super fit, so I had to ask.

01:02:17.000 I was like, all right, look, man.

01:02:18.000 I can see her delts very well.

01:02:20.000 I'm a fitness nigga, too.

01:02:22.000 I gotta ask this.

01:02:23.000 No, I'm just like, and they'll be like, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to cut, like, no, yeah, of course, you know, I'm just dieting right now.

01:02:29.000 I'm like, alright.

01:02:30.000 You saw what it did to Lil Pump on our boat?

01:02:33.000 In like Malaysia or whatever?

01:02:35.000 A bunch of ladyboys.

01:02:36.000 Oh, yeah, that was fucked.

01:02:37.000 That's wild, bro.

01:02:38.000 That's fucked up, bro.

01:02:40.000 It's fucked up, man.

01:02:41.000 Try to set him up.

01:02:41.000 It's fucked up.

01:02:43.000 Messed up, bro.

01:02:45.000 Poor guy.

01:02:46.000 That's fucked up.

01:02:48.000 We can continue now.

01:02:50.000 But your hands is a big one, to tell.

01:02:53.000 Hands and neck.

01:02:54.000 Yep.

01:02:55.000 Shoulder width, too.

01:02:56.000 Bro, but you ain't drunk in the club, bro.

01:02:57.000 Be careful, bro.

01:02:58.000 I'm telling you.

01:02:59.000 Be careful, bro.

01:03:01.000 Or bring a girl to a club with you.

01:03:03.000 Don't start picking them up there sometimes.

01:03:06.000 On the pee hub?

01:03:07.000 Yes.

01:03:09.000 Well, do you know what?

01:03:10.000 It depends on my mood.

01:03:11.000 Depends on what I'm feeling.

01:03:12.000 You can't just have a favorite.

01:03:13.000 It depends on the moment.

01:03:14.000 Chatting shit.

01:03:16.000 Just saying RU, man, is crazy.

01:03:17.000 Nah, man, you gotta do it, man.

01:03:18.000 We ain't taking no risks, guys.

01:03:20.000 We ain't taking no risks, chat.

01:03:22.000 That girl, she pulled out baby pictures of herself.

01:03:25.000 Like her childhood photos as a little girl.

01:03:30.000 Trust me, they don't have that shit, bro.

01:03:31.000 What if it's AI? You can't win, bro.

01:03:36.000 They didn't make AI back then, bro.

01:03:38.000 Yeah, they didn't make AI back then, but alright, let's keep going.

01:03:41.000 Yeah, guys, you gotta protect yourselves, man.

01:03:43.000 Just ask, nigga.

01:03:44.000 Who cares?

01:03:44.000 Fuck it, bro.

01:03:46.000 Straight to me.

01:03:47.000 You get me.

01:03:48.000 Straight up.

01:03:49.000 Seven of you left.

01:03:50.000 Let me count.

01:03:51.000 This is very difficult.

01:03:54.000 What is it that you do?

01:03:56.000 I'm a presenter.

01:03:57.000 What are you presenting?

01:03:58.000 I do, like, street interviews.

01:03:59.000 Well, you're just harassing the public.

01:04:01.000 Pretty much, yeah.

01:04:02.000 So what else are you doing?

01:04:03.000 Just that.

01:04:04.000 For money.

01:04:05.000 Yeah, that brand money.

01:04:07.000 They pay good, yeah.

01:04:08.000 The brands pay good.

01:04:09.000 So you actually get money.

01:04:10.000 Yeah, don't worry.

01:04:12.000 I do still want a rich man.

01:04:17.000 I need a guy to provide for me.

01:04:19.000 Well, at least you're being honest.

01:04:20.000 So you're not harassing people.

01:04:21.000 All these girls want that.

01:04:23.000 Get a job, man.

01:04:24.000 He's fussing about.

01:04:26.000 Total jobs, man.

01:04:27.000 Read Recruitment.

01:04:28.000 Office Angels.

01:04:30.000 So, alright, it's rad.

01:04:31.000 Now go a nice variety.

01:04:33.000 Okay, I don't like your face.

01:04:34.000 You're moving mad.

01:04:35.000 You made a mad, mean face.

01:04:37.000 You fucked her up.

01:04:39.000 Fucked up.

01:04:40.000 He was good.

01:04:41.000 Like, literally, he was good.

01:04:42.000 So, one, two, oh, wow.

01:04:45.000 Got five ladies there.

01:04:46.000 Hmm.

01:04:47.000 I feel like one of you lot deserve to be in there.

01:04:50.000 And I'm not gonna lie, you're proper striking.

01:04:53.000 Me?

01:04:53.000 So you get in the green.

01:04:55.000 Me?

01:04:55.000 Yes.

01:04:56.000 Oh, okay.

01:04:57.000 Here you go.

01:04:58.000 Shit, you put the single mom back?

01:05:00.000 Do you know who you mad me of?

01:05:03.000 You know who Foxy Brown is?

01:05:06.000 That's who you mad me of.

01:05:07.000 I had a crush on her.

01:05:08.000 This nigga old, man.

01:05:10.000 Okay, so ladies in the red, say wagwan to the night bus.

01:05:14.000 It's your loss.

01:05:16.000 Oh, of course.

01:05:17.000 Oh, she's not using that rejection.

01:05:20.000 Yeah, she ain't used to getting rejected, bro.

01:05:23.000 Bro, that girl wouldn't get a second look at Miami, bro.

01:05:28.000 In the UK, she gets a lot of attention, but in the US, Miami, that chick wouldn't get a second look, bro.

01:05:34.000 But you could tell from her demeanor, bro, that she would be argumentative all the time.

01:05:38.000 She'd be arguing with you like...

01:05:39.000 Well, you know, I think...

01:05:40.000 Well, she's an interviewer, so she's over here, like, used to, like, being a pain in the ass, and, like, you know, now it makes sense why she came up with that, I'm from your dreams.

01:05:46.000 You know what I mean?

01:05:47.000 Like, smart-ass comments.

01:05:49.000 For sure, bro.

01:05:50.000 And then the other chick's the OnlyFans chick, so, like, you kind of know why she's there.

01:05:54.000 Yo, but you can tell he just wanted to smash, bro.

01:05:56.000 He's just thinking she wanted to smash.

01:05:58.000 That's why, bro.

01:06:00.000 Why not leave the OnlyFans 304 there, then?

01:06:03.000 Yeah, she's probably the better looking one.

01:06:05.000 Her voice is annoying though, I can see.

01:06:08.000 Yeah, her voice is annoying.

01:06:09.000 I think she gave a weird look at the very end, so that's probably why too.

01:06:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:13.000 But, bro, to get rid of a girl for saying, I want a guy that's going to provide for me, that's every chick, bro.

01:06:19.000 That's all of them.

01:06:20.000 It's just that some are just better at hiding, like, what do I say?

01:06:23.000 Shovel.

01:06:23.000 Some girls are just better at hiding that gold digger shovel, man.

01:06:26.000 Yeah.

01:06:27.000 So, alright let's keep going.

01:06:29.000 Hello.

01:06:35.000 So, hello.

01:06:36.000 How do you feel that you've made it to the third round?

01:06:39.000 Shocked.

01:06:39.000 Why are you shocked?

01:06:40.000 Because I've never been on a date before.

01:06:42.000 You're chatting shit.

01:06:42.000 Can you tell?

01:06:43.000 Yeah, she did have some certain impressions before.

01:06:44.000 I genuinely haven't.

01:06:45.000 I was in a relationship for 11 years.

01:06:47.000 11 years?

01:06:47.000 Yeah.

01:06:48.000 Why did that end?

01:06:49.000 Honestly, no drama.

01:06:50.000 We just drifted apart.

01:06:53.000 Matty, where's he at now?

01:06:54.000 Just still in my hometown.

01:06:56.000 Where's that again?

01:06:57.000 I live in Cornwall.

01:06:58.000 Cornwall?

01:06:58.000 Yeah.

01:06:59.000 Where's that like near Birmingham and that?

01:07:01.000 Nah.

01:07:02.000 Where's the corner?

01:07:03.000 If the country is like this, with a little bit at the end, I'm the bit at the end.

01:07:09.000 I feel like you're calling me stupid, that's why you did all these things.

01:07:10.000 No, because I'm a shitty job.

01:07:12.000 You're mad.

01:07:13.000 I'm just joking.

01:07:14.000 I like these tattoos on your arms.

01:07:15.000 Thank you.

01:07:16.000 What do they mean?

01:07:17.000 Nothing, really.

01:07:18.000 I've got a few that mean a few things.

01:07:20.000 This one's really good.

01:07:21.000 This is my really sophisticated one.

01:07:22.000 Okay, the mum one is good.

01:07:23.000 Respect to the mum.

01:07:24.000 Do you like it?

01:07:24.000 I got it done in Vegas when I was drunk.

01:07:25.000 I got my mum's name on my neck.

01:07:27.000 Nice.

01:07:27.000 You went out in Vegas when you was drunk?

01:07:28.000 Yeah.

01:07:28.000 You get drunk a lot?

01:07:29.000 No.

01:07:30.000 Got a drinking problem?

01:07:31.000 No.

01:07:31.000 Drank this morning?

01:07:32.000 Last night, actually.

01:07:33.000 Why are you drinking?

01:07:34.000 Why are you drinking last night?

01:07:35.000 Actually, this is a dirty little secret for you guys.

01:07:37.000 Yo, I'll keep it a thousand with you guys.

01:07:39.000 Yo, a lot of girls, guys, drink every day.

01:07:44.000 Or, they drink damn near every day.

01:07:47.000 This is actually a very, very dirty secret that a lot of people don't want to hear.

01:07:52.000 People are going to call me massages for saying this shit.

01:07:54.000 Yo, the average chick, bro, drinks damn near every day, bro.

01:07:58.000 It could be a glass of wine.

01:08:00.000 It could be a beer.

01:08:01.000 Well, if she's from the...

01:08:03.000 I've noticed that's white girls from the Northeast that drink beer in the Midwest.

01:08:06.000 That's not really a thing in Miami.

01:08:10.000 But it could be a shot here or there.

01:08:13.000 Maybe some champagne.

01:08:15.000 Bro, a lot of girls drink damn near every day, bro.

01:08:19.000 Now, with that said, a lot of men drink every day, too.

01:08:21.000 A lot of you niggas drink every day.

01:08:25.000 Probably not people that watch this podcast, because obviously we tell you guys all the time, alcohol is the fucking devil and you should stay away from it.

01:08:31.000 Right?

01:08:31.000 Outside of like special occasions and shit like that.

01:08:33.000 But in general, a lot of women drink every day, bro.

01:08:36.000 You know, just as men.

01:08:37.000 But with women it's a problem because it amplifies certain behaviors that you don't want to deal with.

01:08:42.000 Right?

01:08:43.000 Any time there's a girl alcoholic or any of that other shit, bro?

01:08:47.000 Big, big L, bro.

01:08:49.000 Big, big fucking L. Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:08:53.000 Oh, yeah, Chris drink every day.

01:08:55.000 Yeah, there you go.

01:08:56.000 So then they can put the Chris cam.

01:08:58.000 So that's the Chris cam.

01:08:59.000 How do you function like that, bro?

01:09:01.000 But, yo, a lot of chicks, bro, like drink every day.

01:09:05.000 If a girl was ever an alcoholic in her life, guys, You don't want to wipe her up, bro.

01:09:10.000 You don't want to.

01:09:11.000 That's going to create problems for you.

01:09:13.000 Because whenever girls are alcoholics, that leads to other really bad behaviors that you don't want to deal with as a guy.

01:09:20.000 At all.

01:09:21.000 You know what's crazy, though?

01:09:22.000 When a girl drinks and she's normal without drinking, and she gets crazy when she drinks, and that's the norm for her, she might do some dumb shit and fuck you up.

01:09:30.000 And she won't even realize.

01:09:33.000 Alcohol is very bad for men, but for women, holy bro.

01:09:39.000 Because they're already emotional and erratic.

01:09:40.000 And they get more freaky, more like, loose.

01:09:43.000 Goes over with friends.

01:09:45.000 Never know, bro.

01:09:46.000 Yep.

01:09:47.000 Not in your best interest, guys.

01:09:48.000 Don't wife up girls that have ever been alcoholics.

01:09:49.000 Ever.

01:09:50.000 Facts.

01:09:51.000 So.

01:09:52.000 And I keep it a thousand with y'all.

01:09:53.000 Even a lot of tattoos I'm not a fan of.

01:09:55.000 Like, you guys should, um, and here's the thing, you know what's funny?

01:09:58.000 In, like, 30 years, we're gonna have a lot of grandmas with, like, fucking saggy tattoos everywhere.

01:10:01.000 You know what I really is?

01:10:02.000 There's a trend going on now.

01:10:03.000 Bro, me and you are, like, the only niggas that don't got tats, man.

01:10:05.000 But you know what I really is?

01:10:06.000 I mean, me and Mo too, though.

01:10:07.000 Oh, y'all got tattoos either?

01:10:08.000 No, no, we don't got no tattoos.

01:10:10.000 Oh, Chris just walked in the house.

01:10:11.000 Wait, Chris, wait, alcohol.

01:10:13.000 Swimkin' alcohol.

01:10:14.000 No, you shut up.

01:10:15.000 None of us got a tattoo?

01:10:17.000 Okay, shit, okay.

01:10:18.000 Yeah.

01:10:18.000 All right, let's go.

01:10:20.000 I'd be feeling like the rebellious one for not getting a tattoo.

01:10:24.000 I've seen a trend where girls are like, you know what?

01:10:26.000 I want all my tattoos gone now.

01:10:28.000 They're like, I did this when I was young.

01:10:29.000 I don't like the look of it anymore.

01:10:30.000 I want them all gone.

01:10:31.000 She even just said it just there.

01:10:32.000 I fucked up.

01:10:33.000 Or not fucked up, but like, yeah, you know.

01:10:34.000 But you know what it was?

01:10:35.000 It was a trend to do it.

01:10:36.000 Get tattoos when you're young.

01:10:38.000 Be a rebel.

01:10:39.000 Bro, that's just an L, bro.

01:10:40.000 It's a big L. It's like, oh, I'm going through so much pain.

01:10:43.000 Well, deal with the pain and move on.

01:10:45.000 For women, it's an L. Alright, let's keep going.

01:10:49.000 Fellas, tattoo maxing.

01:10:53.000 You know what's funny, bro?

01:10:54.000 They'll be like, wait, why do you have any tats?

01:10:56.000 I'll be like, I'm black.

01:10:57.000 The fuck?

01:10:57.000 Can't see shit anyway.

01:10:59.000 They'll be like, oh, you're funny.

01:11:00.000 That's a good excuse.

01:11:00.000 You're a waste of money.

01:11:01.000 Do you see me, nigga?

01:11:02.000 I'm black as hell.

01:11:04.000 I'm just saying, bro.

01:11:05.000 Like, what you want me to do?

01:11:06.000 The artist's going to be the biggest waste of money.

01:11:08.000 I ain't white like you.

01:11:09.000 I'm just saying.

01:11:11.000 That's actually kind of true, bro.

01:11:14.000 All right.

01:11:15.000 Let's keep going.

01:11:15.000 Tattoo art is going to have a hard time, bro.

01:11:17.000 They got to use white ink.

01:11:18.000 White ink.

01:11:19.000 White ink.

01:11:21.000 Do you have male friends?

01:11:22.000 Yeah.

01:11:23.000 A lot?

01:11:24.000 No.

01:11:25.000 Like a nice, even sort of split.

01:11:27.000 What do they look like?

01:11:28.000 Emos.

01:11:28.000 Emos, okay.

01:11:29.000 Yeah.

01:11:30.000 Okay, so I can mash them up in that, huh?

01:11:32.000 Yeah.

01:11:32.000 Okay.

01:11:33.000 Yeah, just like, I don't know, just play them like a really emotional song and they might just fall apart and then just, yeah, sit in their room and cry.

01:11:40.000 You date black guys?

01:11:41.000 I mean, I've only dated a few guys.

01:11:43.000 I've only dated a few guys.

01:11:44.000 You've been in a relationship for 11 years.

01:11:45.000 What's going on?

01:11:46.000 Yeah, but I was 19, so not major relationships.

01:11:50.000 You said it was one.

01:11:51.000 11 years.

01:11:52.000 Right, I'm not going to make you look stupid here.

01:11:54.000 I want to see her with no makeup.

01:11:57.000 See, now you're just doing a lot now.

01:11:59.000 Now it's getting red.

01:12:01.000 I'm just saying.

01:12:02.000 You refuse to get in the red.

01:12:03.000 That's even more red.

01:12:04.000 Do you want to go in the red?

01:12:05.000 No.

01:12:06.000 You want me to go in the red?

01:12:07.000 Big man ting.

01:12:09.000 What the fuck was that?

01:12:12.000 I guess big man Ting is how you say yes?

01:12:14.000 Mad gal.

01:12:14.000 What's your name?

01:12:15.000 Well, she's older too.

01:12:18.000 So...

01:12:18.000 Stuck in her ways.

01:12:20.000 Yeah.

01:12:20.000 Argue with you.

01:12:22.000 See, a lot of girls, like, just so y'all know, a lot of girls, like, think it's cute to sit there and argue with you.

01:12:27.000 That's why it's so important early on to, like, let girls know, like, that behavior is not acceptable.

01:12:31.000 To fucking sit there and argue with you.

01:12:33.000 Bro, something isn't right.

01:12:34.000 52?

01:12:35.000 Looking like that?

01:12:36.000 Yeah, sounds off.

01:12:36.000 I need to see her with no makeup, bro.

01:12:37.000 Sounds off, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:38.000 Sounds off.

01:12:39.000 I got to.

01:12:40.000 Sounds off.

01:12:43.000 Nigga says she's 24?

01:12:45.000 Nah.

01:12:46.000 Really?

01:12:46.000 I don't think she's 24, bro.

01:12:49.000 She might be in her 30s and just trying to be funny.

01:12:53.000 But either way, it's an L. Big man team.

01:12:56.000 Yeah, L for that.

01:12:57.000 Regardless.

01:12:58.000 Alright, let's keep going.

01:13:00.000 Now Elza, you've kind of got the cheat code right now.

01:13:03.000 What's the cheat code?

01:13:03.000 Because the body suit, everything is just right.

01:13:05.000 Oh, thank you.

01:13:06.000 All you can do right now is f*** it up.

01:13:08.000 No word of a lie.

01:13:09.000 Okay.

01:13:09.000 She has a lot of makeup.

01:13:11.000 For real, you know that as well.

01:13:12.000 That's why you're looking at me dead in my eyes.

01:13:14.000 I do.

01:13:14.000 I like that.

01:13:15.000 So, go ask you questions though.

01:13:16.000 How many followers you got on Instagram?

01:13:18.000 Like 3,000 something.

01:13:20.000 I like that.

01:13:21.000 That's very wholesome.

01:13:22.000 Thank you.

01:13:22.000 I like that.

01:13:23.000 That's dope.

01:13:23.000 Respect to me for that.

01:13:24.000 Pause, pause.

01:13:24.000 But them 3,000 followers.

01:13:26.000 We did a space earlier today, right?

01:13:29.000 And people brought up, this girl is a good girl.

01:13:32.000 She has brilliant followers and she's a wife of material.

01:13:36.000 I was like, how long you know her?

01:13:37.000 A month.

01:13:39.000 So the thing is like, you don't know What are they giving to you?

01:13:43.000 Let me explain.

01:13:44.000 Some of them have an Instagram page that's like low following, but they don't have a backup or a real page.

01:13:49.000 And what girls do nowadays, which is a little secret that you guys are going to get right now, they'll give you one of their lower page followers to make you think that they're more pure and more quiet, but they won't give you the real piece that they post on or their Finsta.

01:14:04.000 That's the sauce that they do.

01:14:06.000 You know what?

01:14:06.000 I'm a chill girl.

01:14:07.000 I don't go up much.

01:14:08.000 Here's my Instagram.

01:14:09.000 Very simple family dog pics.

01:14:11.000 And that's it.

01:14:12.000 Bro, if you knew her other pages, you'd be like, what the fuck?

01:14:15.000 Yeah.

01:14:16.000 This is why followers could be a lie at some point.

01:14:19.000 You would never really know.

01:14:20.000 Until you meet the person for a period of time, you won't know fully.

01:14:22.000 But maybe she does have a little bit of followers, but just to make sure, you gotta see her other pages, man.

01:14:27.000 You never know.

01:14:28.000 Yeah.

01:14:28.000 And they'll do that where they'll just literally...

01:14:32.000 They'll give you, like, one of their pages that has nothing, but they won't tell you the other ones.

01:14:35.000 Or, just guys, keep in mind, there's girls right now that got 500 followers that still get attention from A-list celebrities.

01:14:41.000 Like, bro.

01:14:41.000 Yo, nowadays it's hard to tell, bro.

01:14:43.000 Yeah.

01:14:43.000 Because the lower following you have, and guys realize, oh my god, I want her even more.

01:14:47.000 But it's like, maybe she lost her page.

01:14:49.000 Maybe it's a new page.

01:14:50.000 You don't know, bro.

01:14:51.000 You just don't know.

01:14:53.000 So.

01:14:53.000 Yeah.

01:14:54.000 No, absolutely.

01:14:55.000 Let's go next.

01:14:56.000 What up, boy?

01:15:01.000 Is there any famous people up in there following you?

01:15:03.000 No, no.

01:15:04.000 Do you date anybody famous?

01:15:07.000 No.

01:15:07.000 Big Man Ting.

01:15:09.000 Where are you from?

01:15:10.000 Enfield.

01:15:11.000 Fresh just tell him no and he'll start jumping off.

01:15:12.000 Yeah.

01:15:13.000 We got like AK watching?

01:15:14.000 So if I did the CRB check, let me know.

01:15:18.000 We fell off though.

01:15:19.000 Hold on, pause, pause, pause.

01:15:20.000 We fell off though, Fresh.

01:15:21.000 Come on, man.

01:15:22.000 Yeah, you were right, bro.

01:15:22.000 Nigga, nobody watches this anymore.

01:15:23.000 Yeah, it's...

01:15:24.000 Why?

01:15:25.000 It's life, right, bro?

01:15:26.000 Yeah.

01:15:26.000 You know what?

01:15:27.000 We'll make a content.

01:15:29.000 We won't stop.

01:15:30.000 We won't stop.

01:15:31.000 There you go.

01:15:32.000 Nobody watches us no more, man.

01:15:33.000 It's fine.

01:15:34.000 Come on, man.

01:15:35.000 Let's keep going.

01:15:37.000 Nigga said- Yo!

01:15:38.000 Get back in the green.

01:15:39.000 Never mind.

01:15:40.000 I'm not gonna pay attention now, nigga.

01:15:41.000 Never mind.

01:15:42.000 Thank you.

01:15:43.000 Done, though.

01:15:44.000 Wow.

01:15:46.000 What was your name again?

01:15:47.000 Tee.

01:15:48.000 Sit down, Tee.

01:15:49.000 Feels like an interview.

01:15:51.000 Kind of is still.

01:15:52.000 How are you feeling?

01:15:52.000 I'm feeling well.

01:15:53.000 How are you feeling?

01:15:54.000 I'm feeling good still.

01:15:55.000 You've got a very pretty face.

01:15:56.000 Nice skin.

01:15:56.000 Thank you.

01:15:57.000 Pretty nose.

01:15:57.000 I appreciate that.

01:15:58.000 Everything nice.

01:15:59.000 I like it.

01:15:59.000 Thank you very much.

01:16:00.000 So, go ask the serious questions now.

01:16:03.000 Go ahead.

01:16:03.000 Have you ever cheated?

01:16:04.000 Oh, no.

01:16:05.000 That's not my character.

01:16:06.000 Why not?

01:16:07.000 I don't think you do that to the person you claim to love.

01:16:10.000 You're chatting shit?

01:16:11.000 No, I'm dead serious.

01:16:12.000 What do you usually do on a Friday night weekend?

01:16:14.000 Friday night, either I finish work, go out with the girls, go out for something to eat, drink.

01:16:19.000 I love to dance.

01:16:20.000 I'm a dancer.

01:16:21.000 A dancer?

01:16:21.000 When you say a dancer, what do you mean?

01:16:23.000 I dance in heels, Afrobeats, hip-hop, like dance classes.

01:16:27.000 Okay, so you're not naked, like your nanny out on the internet and that?

01:16:29.000 No, absolutely not.

01:16:30.000 Would you ever get your nanny out on the internet?

01:16:32.000 Absolutely not.

01:16:32.000 Okay.

01:16:33.000 You're judging people out with their nanny on the internet?

01:16:34.000 No, I don't judge.

01:16:35.000 Never.

01:16:36.000 OK, good.

01:16:36.000 You just have to clarify, you get me?

01:16:37.000 All inclusive.

01:16:39.000 Show their nanny for £10.

01:16:40.000 Big up you.

01:16:41.000 Love it.

01:16:42.000 You get me.

01:16:43.000 So, did you answer the question about the pee-up while you're watching?

01:16:46.000 I don't.

01:16:47.000 You're not doing it at all?

01:16:48.000 No, it's not really my thing.

01:16:49.000 I wouldn't have the time and it's not my...

01:16:51.000 So you've got a little sex drive?

01:16:52.000 What's going on?

01:16:53.000 Not necessarily.

01:16:54.000 I'm waiting until I'm married.

01:16:56.000 Bruh.

01:16:57.000 Reda.

01:16:57.000 That's all right.

01:16:58.000 I'll do it.

01:16:59.000 Red.

01:17:01.000 It's moving mad.

01:17:02.000 What was your name?

01:17:03.000 Buzz.

01:17:04.000 Eve.

01:17:04.000 OK, sit down here.

01:17:05.000 OK. I just find it funny.

01:17:07.000 She mentioned that she's waiting until she gets married to have a good sex drive.

01:17:10.000 Bro, how are you going to drive the car?

01:17:14.000 Before a test drive.

01:17:15.000 How you gonna buy the car before a test drive?

01:17:17.000 Especially since we know that she's not a virgin.

01:17:18.000 Facts.

01:17:19.000 Bro, somebody smash the first night, bro.

01:17:21.000 Guys, anytime a girl tells you she's celibate, bro, that means translation.

01:17:23.000 I've been sexually promiscuous for a period of time, probably recently, and I need a break.

01:17:28.000 Yeah.

01:17:28.000 That's what celibacy means, bro.

01:17:30.000 Nine out of ten times.

01:17:31.000 So don't fall for it.

01:17:32.000 Bro.

01:17:33.000 Don't fall for it.

01:17:33.000 Yeah.

01:17:35.000 Don't fall for that shit.

01:17:37.000 Let's see.

01:17:37.000 Let's keep going.

01:17:41.000 Well, it's such a pretty face.

01:17:42.000 Thank you.

01:17:43.000 And you know what?

01:17:43.000 I'm telling you, it's the baby hairs.

01:17:45.000 It's like with the side parting thing.

01:17:47.000 I love that.

01:17:47.000 That's my thing, you know.

01:17:48.000 Thank you.

01:17:48.000 I like that.

01:17:49.000 He likes some ghetto girls, bro.

01:17:51.000 He's thinking like, those ghetto girls, man.

01:17:54.000 Thank you.

01:17:54.000 I'm into hands.

01:17:55.000 You've got very nice hands, like loving hands.

01:17:57.000 Thanks.

01:17:57.000 Your complexion is nice still.

01:17:58.000 What country are you from?

01:17:59.000 Jamaica.

01:18:00.000 You're Jama...

01:18:01.000 See?

01:18:02.000 I'm telling you, it's like Foxy Brown.

01:18:03.000 You got that.

01:18:04.000 In terms of the categories on the P-Hub, what are you watching?

01:18:11.000 That's a strange question to ask though.

01:18:15.000 Nigga, pause.

01:18:19.000 90% of girls don't watch Prawn, bro.

01:18:23.000 They're just not watching.

01:18:24.000 And if they do, they're typically doing it with a partner or with a guy that's forcing them.

01:18:29.000 But like, ain't no chick going on the hub on her own, nigga.

01:18:32.000 It's a weird thing to actually even get an answer for.

01:18:36.000 Yeah.

01:18:37.000 So, what's his angle?

01:18:38.000 Yeah, that is kind of weird.

01:18:40.000 But, eh.

01:18:41.000 I'm sure he has a strategy.

01:18:43.000 Yo, this man's a fopper.

01:18:45.000 What the fuck?

01:18:47.000 This man is a fopper is funny.

01:18:49.000 Yo, that's probably what it is.

01:18:50.000 I don't know, nigga.

01:18:52.000 I don't know.

01:18:55.000 Alright, let's keep going.

01:18:57.000 What kind of ebony we talking about?

01:18:59.000 Mel and female.

01:19:01.000 Okay, you're good.

01:19:02.000 I like that.

01:19:03.000 So, when was your last relationship?

01:19:06.000 A year and a half ago.

01:19:07.000 A year and a half ago.

01:19:08.000 Why did that end?

01:19:09.000 We were married from y'all.

01:19:10.000 He was married?

01:19:11.000 Yeah.

01:19:11.000 Seven years.

01:19:13.000 Seven years?

01:19:13.000 You over that?

01:19:14.000 Yeah.

01:19:15.000 Well, I could do it again.

01:19:16.000 I'm a wifey, but for the right person.

01:19:19.000 So, when's the last time you went on a date, though?

01:19:21.000 This year, early year.

01:19:23.000 Where'd you go?

01:19:24.000 To, like, breakfast.

01:19:26.000 Breakfast date.

01:19:26.000 Wait, you got Greggs?

01:19:28.000 No!

01:19:29.000 It was like some little cafe in Norwood, so...

01:19:32.000 See, I'm on the fence about you, so get in the green.

01:19:37.000 So...

01:19:38.000 What was your name again?

01:19:39.000 Sabrina.

01:19:40.000 Sabrina.

01:19:43.000 Now, Sabrina, you're doing a lot because you have the cankles.

01:19:45.000 They're beautiful.

01:19:46.000 You love them.

01:19:46.000 I love cankles.

01:19:47.000 What the fuck?

01:19:48.000 No, I am.

01:19:49.000 Literally, you've got a very beautiful smile as well.

01:19:51.000 Oh, thank you.

01:19:52.000 How many followers you got on Instagram?

01:19:54.000 17,000.

01:19:55.000 17,000?

01:19:56.000 - Awesome, what are you doing? - What are you doing, nigga?

01:20:05.000 What are you doing, 17k followers?

01:20:06.000 Yeah.

01:20:06.000 What you doing?

01:20:07.000 Yep.

01:20:09.000 Oh, man.

01:20:09.000 You can play it.

01:20:10.000 Keep going.

01:20:10.000 I'm a makeup artist, and I just vlog my life a little bit.

01:20:13.000 You got any famous men following you?

01:20:15.000 I don't think so.

01:20:17.000 You dated any famous men?

01:20:18.000 No.

01:20:19.000 Would you want to date a famous man?

01:20:21.000 I mean, I wouldn't say no.

01:20:23.000 If somebody told you to delete your Instagram, would you delete it?

01:20:27.000 Oh, I mean, I have done in the past.

01:20:28.000 Why?

01:20:29.000 I just have done when I was younger, I've deleted it.

01:20:31.000 So you let a man control you?

01:20:32.000 No, I wouldn't do that now.

01:20:34.000 Obviously, I've put a lot into my Instagram now.

01:20:36.000 Don't be letting a man control you now.

01:20:37.000 You're not a pussy at all.

01:20:39.000 No, I'm not.

01:20:39.000 No, I'm definitely not.

01:20:40.000 I like that.

01:20:41.000 I like your vibe.

01:20:42.000 I love that for me.

01:20:43.000 Green.

01:20:46.000 Go back in the green.

01:20:48.000 Me?

01:20:49.000 Yeah.

01:20:51.000 What the fuck?

01:20:52.000 What's going on right now?

01:20:53.000 So, what was your name?

01:20:55.000 Kiki.

01:20:56.000 Kiki.

01:20:56.000 Step forward.

01:21:00.000 Now, you know you're buff, innit?

01:21:02.000 Thank you.

01:21:02.000 You're knowing it.

01:21:03.000 Tell the truth.

01:21:03.000 Yeah.

01:21:04.000 You've got a mad big ego, bruv.

01:21:05.000 You chill out.

01:21:07.000 How many followers have you got on Instagram?

01:21:11.000 11.5k.

01:21:12.000 You got any famous people following you?

01:21:14.000 Maybe.

01:21:15.000 What kind of famous people?

01:21:16.000 I don't know.

01:21:17.000 You dating any rappers?

01:21:18.000 No, definitely not.

01:21:20.000 Dating any famous people?

01:21:23.000 You're chatting shit?

01:21:24.000 You fully are chatting shit, innit?

01:21:26.000 It's mad.

01:21:27.000 I know you're chatting shit.

01:21:28.000 You're so pretty, I'm still going to just...

01:21:30.000 Mad Tig.

01:21:31.000 You're fully chatting shit, it's mad, so you're a liar.

01:21:34.000 I'm not a liar.

01:21:35.000 But you're making up for it still.

01:21:37.000 So, when was your last relationship?

01:21:39.000 Two years ago.

01:21:40.000 Two years ago.

01:21:41.000 Why did that end?

01:21:42.000 I think at the time I wanted a lot more and I was ready to do like wifey stuff and it didn't come quick enough so I left.

01:21:49.000 How did you break up with him?

01:21:50.000 I just went to dinner, had a chat, was open, spoke.

01:21:53.000 Did he pay for the thing?

01:21:54.000 Did he pay for the dinner?

01:21:55.000 Yeah.

01:21:56.000 So you paid for dinner and you didn't tell him to fuck off.

01:21:57.000 No I didn't, no!

01:21:59.000 You made me mad.

01:22:00.000 No!

01:22:00.000 When was your last date?

01:22:01.000 Like a month ago.

01:22:03.000 With who?

01:22:03.000 Name names?

01:22:04.000 I can't name names.

01:22:05.000 Okay, well with who, like what was he doing for living?

01:22:07.000 He was in property.

01:22:10.000 When you say property, what kind of property?

01:22:12.000 Like, owns multiple properties in London.

01:22:14.000 So you're after these rich men?

01:22:16.000 No.

01:22:17.000 Do you want your guy to be earning better money in that?

01:22:19.000 More than me, yeah.

01:22:20.000 How much are you earning?

01:22:21.000 A lot?

01:22:22.000 I'm not going to say a lot.

01:22:23.000 In a month?

01:22:24.000 Like, so can you, are you like, you're going Waitrose in that, or you're going Lidl?

01:22:29.000 Both.

01:22:29.000 Balance.

01:22:30.000 You're going both?

01:22:31.000 Yeah.

01:22:31.000 So when you go to Marks and Spencer's, you're getting the big M&S sandwiches for like £5.

01:22:35.000 You can do that?

01:22:36.000 I can do that.

01:22:37.000 Okay.

01:22:37.000 Would you support my mixtape career?

01:22:39.000 Yeah.

01:22:40.000 You would?

01:22:40.000 Have you ever supported somebody else?

01:22:42.000 Mixtape career?

01:22:42.000 No.

01:22:43.000 Why not?

01:22:44.000 I haven't met anyone here.

01:22:45.000 So why would you support mine?

01:22:46.000 You don't even know me, bruv.

01:22:46.000 Well, why not?

01:22:48.000 So you're just a full habitual liar, just lying.

01:22:50.000 I'm not lying!

01:22:52.000 I'm a supporter of you.

01:22:52.000 Yeah, man.

01:22:53.000 It's a mad ting still.

01:22:55.000 Mad ting.

01:22:57.000 Green.

01:22:58.000 He was mad so bad, he said fuck it.

01:22:59.000 I'm not going to lie, I just wanted to fuck with you.

01:23:00.000 Get back in the red.

01:23:01.000 Don't get you the green.

01:23:02.000 I just wanted to mess with you.

01:23:03.000 What the fuck?

01:23:04.000 What was your name again?

01:23:05.000 Eve.

01:23:06.000 Eve.

01:23:06.000 I like you, Eve, but you've got to get in the red.

01:23:11.000 Okay, so...

01:23:11.000 What was your name?

01:23:12.000 Kiki?

01:23:13.000 Elza.

01:23:15.000 Both of you who come there?

01:23:16.000 She probably went on a rampage, though, after she got out of that relationship.

01:23:20.000 Say that again.

01:23:20.000 Her mom is too big.

01:23:22.000 For sure.

01:23:25.000 You just said everything you need to say.

01:23:29.000 So, I like your vibe.

01:23:31.000 Thank you.

01:23:32.000 You get me?

01:23:32.000 I really, really like your vibe.

01:23:34.000 Are you looking for, like, a rich guy?

01:23:35.000 I want someone that's stable.

01:23:37.000 What's stable to you?

01:23:38.000 If you're able to take care of yourself, I don't think someone that can't take care of themselves should date.

01:23:43.000 That's like the foundation.

01:23:45.000 The correct answer is smart.

01:23:46.000 They've got no peace to just chill out and be depressed by yourself.

01:23:49.000 No, maybe they can have a companion.

01:23:51.000 Like a dog.

01:23:51.000 No, no.

01:23:53.000 Someone for fun, you know.

01:23:55.000 But dating, you don't invest a lot of yourself into it.

01:23:57.000 So you don't think they deserve no pussy?

01:23:58.000 I didn't say that.

01:23:59.000 I said to companions, someone for fun.

01:24:01.000 Okay.

01:24:01.000 But to invest yourself is different.

01:24:03.000 What country are you from?

01:24:04.000 Zambia and South Africa.

01:24:05.000 Nice.

01:24:05.000 That's amazing.

01:24:07.000 Here, another thing I want to let you guys know, pause.

01:24:09.000 There's none of this FBA shit with girls from the UK. They all know where they're from, FYI. They're from Nigeria, Western Africa, Northern Africa, etc.

01:24:18.000 Anyone that isn't Caucasian in the UK, they know exactly where they're from.

01:24:24.000 And a lot of times they're first, second, third generation.

01:24:26.000 So they're still Thai, they still speak the language, they still eat their food.

01:24:29.000 So if you're a multicultural type guy and you like women that have their roots and shit like that, The UK will have that for you.

01:24:37.000 Yeah.

01:24:38.000 Like, the black people there know where the fuck they're from, unlike in the United States.

01:24:41.000 Yep.

01:24:41.000 Like, in America, you ask, hey, where are you from?

01:24:43.000 I don't know, nigga.

01:24:45.000 Charlotte.

01:24:46.000 Like, you know what I mean?

01:24:47.000 They don't have, you know what I'm saying, right?

01:24:49.000 Yeah.

01:24:49.000 Like, niggas don't know where they're from.

01:24:51.000 And then it's funny, because it's like, they'll sit there and tell you that.

01:24:53.000 You're not black, and they're a foundationally black American, but you're not black, even though you know where you're from.

01:25:00.000 It's crazy.

01:25:01.000 Yeah, over the UK- You can't like that.

01:25:02.000 Yeah, they're very understanding of where you come from.

01:25:05.000 All them niggas know where they're from.

01:25:06.000 Also, it's like, I'm black, you're black.

01:25:07.000 Yeah.

01:25:08.000 It's what it is.

01:25:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:25:09.000 Everybody's a nigga, bro.

01:25:11.000 There's none of this weird, like, you ain't black, blah, blah, blah.

01:25:15.000 Because they got everybody.

01:25:16.000 They got people from Africa.

01:25:17.000 They got people from- Jamaica.

01:25:18.000 From the Caribbean over there.

01:25:20.000 Like, young Philly would be- Like, in America, a lot of niggas would be like, you ain't black.

01:25:24.000 But there, they'll consider I'm black.

01:25:26.000 Yeah.

01:25:27.000 He's Colombian.

01:25:27.000 And he's actually Colombian, yeah.

01:25:29.000 You know what I mean?

01:25:30.000 So, this whole thing about you ain't black, that's an American phenomenon, guys.

01:25:33.000 Like, niggas that are stupid that don't have passports.

01:25:35.000 Like, that's an American phenomenon, this whole FBA or you ain't black thing.

01:25:40.000 Like, anywhere else in the world, you got dark skin, you're black to them, bro.

01:25:44.000 But, anyway.

01:25:45.000 The test is, when the police show up, we're all going down.

01:25:48.000 Yeah, we're all going down, bro.

01:25:49.000 And another thing, too, that I've noticed from foreigners versus Americans, they'll be able to tell where you're from.

01:25:56.000 It's a very American thing to not be able to tell where you're from when they look at you.

01:26:01.000 Like a very, oh, I don't know, you're just black, blah, blah, blah.

01:26:04.000 But you go to other places, like if I went to the UK and I talked to these girls, they would know.

01:26:08.000 Oh yeah, you're probably, they would know I'm North African right away.

01:26:12.000 People are a bit more cultured because they still have some semblance of knowing where they're from, so if they know where they're from, they're going to know where other people are from too.

01:26:20.000 Yeah, I get Haiti a lot, but it's Barbados.

01:26:23.000 Yeah.

01:26:24.000 But you cut past the Haitian though.

01:26:26.000 I could, honestly.

01:26:26.000 You could.

01:26:28.000 But when you speak, niggas will know that you're not Haitian.

01:26:33.000 So, if I was Haitian, what would my name actually be?

01:26:36.000 Bill Zemo.

01:26:37.000 John Pierre?

01:26:40.000 Probably Watson.

01:26:44.000 Oh, Watson.

01:26:44.000 Watson?

01:26:44.000 Watson.

01:26:45.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:26:47.000 It'll be Watson Listed.

01:26:48.000 Watson Listed.

01:26:53.000 That's an old nigga name, though, no?

01:26:55.000 Well, nigga, you got Walter now, nigga.

01:26:58.000 Walter ain't better.

01:26:58.000 No, like Walton.

01:27:00.000 It's an old white name, though.

01:27:01.000 Bro, and his last name is Listed.

01:27:04.000 Wow.

01:27:05.000 You're funny.

01:27:06.000 Hey, come on, man.

01:27:07.000 Tell me that's not funny.

01:27:08.000 All right, let's keep going.

01:27:09.000 Finish this thing up.

01:27:11.000 Okay.

01:27:12.000 Okay.

01:27:13.000 So I could do R&B, new and old.

01:27:16.000 Who's your favourite R&B singer?

01:27:17.000 Oh, that's hard though.

01:27:20.000 I like Summer Walker.

01:27:21.000 I just did that so I could shout at Summer Walker.

01:27:23.000 They'll be watching me, Summer Walker.

01:27:24.000 Big up you, I love you.

01:27:26.000 Whatever.

01:27:26.000 I love Summer Walker.

01:27:27.000 Is that going to be a problem for you?

01:27:27.000 I do listen to Summer as well.

01:27:28.000 No, we can listen to it together.

01:27:30.000 Okay, good.

01:27:31.000 Me and you listen to it together?

01:27:32.000 Yeah.

01:27:33.000 So if Summer Walker saw this and then me and you linked up and Summer Walker's like, can I come true?

01:27:37.000 We can have fun together.

01:27:37.000 What are you saying?

01:27:38.000 Big man team.

01:27:40.000 So you're freaky?

01:27:42.000 You can say that.

01:27:43.000 Okay.

01:27:44.000 Are you quite strong?

01:27:46.000 Yeah.

01:27:46.000 Turn to your arm?

01:27:47.000 Oh God.

01:27:50.000 Wow.

01:27:52.000 You've got to get back in the green.

01:27:52.000 That's amazing.

01:27:54.000 Thank you.

01:27:55.000 So, Kiki, get back in the green.

01:27:59.000 So, what was her name again?

01:28:00.000 Sabrina.

01:28:05.000 I just heard someone say about Summer Walker and joining in.

01:28:10.000 So I like Summer Walker.

01:28:12.000 We're chilling together.

01:28:14.000 Do you like Summer Walker?

01:28:15.000 Yeah, I like Summer Walker.

01:28:15.000 I don't know who the hell this woman is.

01:28:17.000 Rapper.

01:28:18.000 Yeah, fine.

01:28:18.000 No, he wouldn't know.

01:28:19.000 What do you mean she came through in what way?

01:28:21.000 Like we're in the bed together.

01:28:22.000 Imagine a more classy sex you had.

01:28:24.000 A classy?

01:28:26.000 Way more classy.

01:28:27.000 But with 10 kids.

01:28:30.000 So...

01:28:31.000 How would you define Summer Oga?

01:28:33.000 She's the fourth baby mama.

01:28:35.000 She's the fourth baby mama.

01:28:36.000 To London on the track.

01:28:38.000 To London on the track.

01:28:39.000 Shout out London on the track.

01:28:40.000 To London?

01:28:41.000 Yeah, you didn't know that?

01:28:42.000 Shout out London on the track.

01:28:43.000 Oh shit!

01:28:44.000 That's what her latest album was about.

01:28:46.000 Yeah.

01:28:48.000 Oh, yeah, she looked ghetto.

01:28:49.000 Fuck that.

01:28:50.000 Neck tats?

01:28:51.000 Yeah, I'm good, bro.

01:28:51.000 This is a good picture, Myron.

01:28:53.000 Yeah, nah.

01:28:53.000 This is a great picture of her.

01:28:55.000 This is an L, bro.

01:28:56.000 Wasn't she dating Meech?

01:28:58.000 Young Meech?

01:28:59.000 Wait, what's up with the rainbow hair?

01:29:00.000 Oh, big Meech or whatever.

01:29:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:29:01.000 I thought it was Jacquee.

01:29:02.000 No, no, no.

01:29:03.000 Damn, was it Jacquee?

01:29:04.000 Yeah.

01:29:04.000 Did she was a 469 or something?

01:29:06.000 No.

01:29:06.000 Oh, okay.

01:29:08.000 But here, man, real bad man.

01:29:10.000 Okay.

01:29:11.000 Yeah, it was Meech.

01:29:13.000 Lil Meech.

01:29:14.000 Lil Meech?

01:29:14.000 Yep.

01:29:15.000 Dated publicly for a few months.

01:29:16.000 Yep.

01:29:17.000 Then they broke up.

01:29:18.000 Yeah, but...

01:29:19.000 What is she?

01:29:19.000 Is she British?

01:29:20.000 Nah, she's in the States.

01:29:22.000 But I don't know, bro.

01:29:23.000 I don't listen to, like, female rappers, bro.

01:29:25.000 They're all trash.

01:29:26.000 Her music's actually pretty good.

01:29:27.000 All female rappers are trash, bro.

01:29:28.000 Yeah, see?

01:29:29.000 Yeah, Lil Meech.

01:29:29.000 She's a good singer, though.

01:29:30.000 They're trash, bro.

01:29:33.000 Cardi B, Nicki Minaj, they all trash, bro.

01:29:34.000 She make toxic-ass music facts.

01:29:36.000 She make toxic-ass music facts.

01:29:37.000 Yeah.

01:29:40.000 She got some hits, though.

01:29:42.000 We actually give her the 20%.

01:29:43.000 She got some hits.

01:29:45.000 I'll give her that.

01:29:46.000 London on the track.

01:29:47.000 Yeah, London on the track, though.

01:29:48.000 She ain't stupid.

01:29:49.000 Yeah.

01:29:50.000 Thank you very much.

01:29:53.000 Standing in the middle?

01:29:54.000 Oh, yeah.

01:29:56.000 That looks good, you know.

01:29:57.000 That's just like, my mind is just going crazy.

01:30:00.000 This looks so cool.

01:30:02.000 Big man team, get in the chair again.

01:30:04.000 Thank you.

01:30:04.000 So you're quite feisty, isn't it?

01:30:06.000 I guess, yeah.

01:30:07.000 You ever had a fight before?

01:30:09.000 Yeah.

01:30:09.000 So would you say you're quite freaky?

01:30:11.000 What, like mentally or...?

01:30:13.000 No, we're not talking about your mental health.

01:30:15.000 But it matters, guys, it matters.

01:30:18.000 Of course!

01:30:19.000 You wanna...

01:30:20.000 It matters!

01:30:20.000 Get in the red, man.

01:30:21.000 Mental health!

01:30:22.000 Get in the red, get in the red!

01:30:24.000 I'm doing so many steps.

01:30:26.000 Sabrina, get there again.

01:30:28.000 Yep.

01:30:29.000 Do you like cats or dogs?

01:30:31.000 I like both, but probably more a cat person.

01:30:32.000 I like cats also.

01:30:34.000 Get back in the green.

01:30:35.000 Okay.

01:30:36.000 Your cats are wack.

01:30:38.000 Facts.

01:30:39.000 He's playing around.

01:30:40.000 For real.

01:30:41.000 I like Summer Walker.

01:30:42.000 Do you like Summer Walker?

01:30:43.000 Love Summer Walker.

01:30:44.000 So if Summer Walker wanted to get freaky with us, what are you saying?

01:30:46.000 Let's go.

01:30:47.000 Have you ever been with a girl before?

01:30:48.000 No.

01:30:49.000 Would you?

01:30:51.000 Maybe.

01:30:52.000 I like your vibe still.

01:30:54.000 Still.

01:30:56.000 She's saying what you gotta say, man.

01:30:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:57.000 Facts.

01:30:58.000 Squeeze up on the chin together.

01:31:03.000 Do you want us to squeeze in?

01:31:04.000 Stand there.

01:31:06.000 What is your favorite feature on Kiki?

01:31:10.000 Well, there's a lot.

01:31:12.000 I really like her eyes, you know?

01:31:14.000 What's your favorite?

01:31:15.000 I like your eyes.

01:31:17.000 You have a nice nose as well.

01:31:18.000 They're the same, bitch, bro.

01:31:20.000 You two are amazingly beautiful.

01:31:21.000 Convince me as why I should choose.

01:31:23.000 Chat, pause.

01:31:24.000 You first.

01:31:24.000 Guys, guys.

01:31:25.000 See, what you guys are witnessing right now, I want to freeze frame this in time right now.

01:31:28.000 Really?

01:31:30.000 My friends, this is literally the perfect embodiment of what this podcast is and how I want you guys to view the world.

01:31:40.000 Women are all fairly the same.

01:31:42.000 Clones.

01:31:43.000 I'm telling y'all, bro.

01:31:43.000 See these two girls?

01:31:44.000 That's his type.

01:31:45.000 Guess what?

01:31:46.000 Two of them literally look fucking identical and he's there calling the shots.

01:31:49.000 I want you guys to freeze frame what you see right now.

01:31:54.000 Okay?

01:31:55.000 This is where I want you guys to be in life.

01:31:56.000 I want you guys to be in a position where two girls are there qualifying to you and you're the decider.

01:32:01.000 Because at the end of the day, as the man, you are the individual.

01:32:05.000 Guys, I'm telling y'all.

01:32:08.000 You see one girl that looks a certain way?

01:32:10.000 There's a thousand that look like her, bro.

01:32:12.000 Also...

01:32:12.000 Obviously, this is just a black girl archetype, but we could apply this to blondes, we could apply this to Asians, we could apply this to Indian girls.

01:32:18.000 Whatever your like is, they all are similar to some degree.

01:32:22.000 None of these bitches are special, guys.

01:32:24.000 And I want you guys to be in a position where you're the one calling the shots, because as a man, if you're a man and you're accomplished, you got something going on, you're the fucking prize, not them.

01:32:32.000 Don't forget that shit, man.

01:32:35.000 Yeah, and just keeping in mind, too, as well, guys, most girls are going to be clones.

01:32:38.000 So let's say you find one girl that you like and she turns you down.

01:32:41.000 Cool.

01:32:41.000 Help another one.

01:32:42.000 Promise you you'll find another one that is just like her, bro.

01:32:44.000 Exactly.

01:32:45.000 I'm telling y'all, bro.

01:32:45.000 You guys will always find another one that is just like her, man.

01:32:49.000 And you guys, right now, that's why I had to freeze frame this so you guys could see.

01:32:51.000 Look, two girls, damn near identical.

01:32:53.000 They probably are more similar than they are different.

01:32:56.000 But who's the individual calling it?

01:32:58.000 He is, because there's one Castile, but there's two chicks that are just like her.

01:33:01.000 I wouldn't be surprised this much the same guy.

01:33:03.000 I wouldn't be surprised.

01:33:04.000 Exactly.

01:33:04.000 They probably like the same archetype of guy.

01:33:06.000 Men, we are the fucking prize, not the women.

01:33:09.000 Don't fucking forget that shit.

01:33:11.000 And you guys are seeing it right now.

01:33:12.000 Sometimes you got to see it to believe it.

01:33:13.000 And you guys are witnessing right now.

01:33:15.000 Look, two girls, they look fucking identical damn near.

01:33:19.000 Yo, they're bad though, still.

01:33:21.000 They're bad still.

01:33:22.000 I mean, not terrible.

01:33:24.000 They're better looking for than the average.

01:33:26.000 In it?

01:33:27.000 Yeah, I would.

01:33:28.000 I would those, yeah.

01:33:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:29.000 But like, you know, still, no, no, no.

01:33:32.000 I mean, they're still, like, they could go to the gym, bro.

01:33:34.000 No, that's the only thing I don't, like, they're not really in shape, man.

01:33:37.000 That's why I dislike.

01:33:38.000 And this is so common with, you know, the fucking, you know, the brown sugar, if you know what I'm saying.

01:33:42.000 They don't fucking go to the gym, bro.

01:33:44.000 So it pisses me off about them.

01:33:45.000 Yeah, I mean, it's full of...

01:33:47.000 You see them in the gym?

01:33:49.000 Yeah, you don't see them in the gym.

01:33:50.000 They don't be in there.

01:33:51.000 What I do see is...

01:33:52.000 Because they're fucking hair.

01:33:53.000 That's why.

01:33:54.000 Sweat.

01:33:55.000 Yeah, that's the reason why.

01:33:57.000 Because actually, I asked one time, I was like, why do y'all niggas not go to the gym?

01:34:01.000 Our hair.

01:34:02.000 Bro.

01:34:03.000 The fuck, man.

01:34:03.000 That doesn't make sense, though.

01:34:04.000 That's why.

01:34:05.000 That does actually make sense.

01:34:06.000 That makes sense now.

01:34:07.000 Okay.

01:34:07.000 But, like, yeah, bro.

01:34:08.000 Like, yeah.

01:34:09.000 Like, this is...

01:34:09.000 Yeah, and these girls are, like, average, too.

01:34:11.000 Like, that's what I'm trying to tell y'all, man.

01:34:12.000 So many girls look like these chicks, man.

01:34:13.000 Don't fucking sit there and sit for girls that don't give a fuck about you that are replaceable.

01:34:17.000 Okay, hold on.

01:34:18.000 Straight hair or curly hair?

01:34:19.000 I prefer straight.

01:34:21.000 I prefer straight.

01:34:22.000 Unless...

01:34:23.000 I like curly.

01:34:25.000 It depends on which type of girl it is.

01:34:27.000 Okay.

01:34:27.000 I like curly.

01:34:28.000 Right?

01:34:28.000 Yeah.

01:34:29.000 Like, for example, on Angie, I like her hair curly.

01:34:31.000 Because she's straightened it before.

01:34:32.000 She looks good with her hair straightened too, but it always frizzes up anyway because it's Miami.

01:34:35.000 So, on her, I like it curly.

01:34:36.000 But, like, it depends on the girl.

01:34:37.000 For black girls, I like it straight.

01:34:38.000 And I want it to be natural.

01:34:40.000 I don't fucking like this wig shit and weave.

01:34:42.000 I don't like that.

01:34:42.000 Yeah, bro.

01:34:43.000 Me either.

01:34:43.000 It's just trash, bro.

01:34:45.000 Who would you pick?

01:34:46.000 Straight hair or curly hair?

01:34:48.000 I think both of them have weave on or wigs.

01:34:51.000 Yeah.

01:34:51.000 Both of them do.

01:34:52.000 Probably.

01:34:52.000 So that's why this is an L for me.

01:34:53.000 Yeah.

01:34:54.000 That's why I don't like as well.

01:34:56.000 Bro, imagine smashing it and all the hair comes off.

01:34:58.000 Bro.

01:34:59.000 Bro.

01:34:59.000 Here's the thing.

01:35:00.000 They get mad at me when I went into space one time with Tommy Sotomayor and there was some brown sugar in there.

01:35:05.000 I told him, bro, if y'all went to the gym, took care of yourselves, spoke proper English, weren't ghetto, and wore your real hair, you'd be way more attractive.

01:35:13.000 You're a racist.

01:35:14.000 Alright, bro.

01:35:15.000 I want to talk to y'all.

01:35:16.000 That's why I don't talk to them no more.

01:35:18.000 Everything is racist, bro.

01:35:20.000 Everything is racist.

01:35:20.000 They don't want to be saved.

01:35:21.000 You're an Uncle Tom.

01:35:22.000 You're a coon.

01:35:23.000 Whatever the fuck they want to say.

01:35:24.000 Curly here.

01:35:25.000 Curly here.

01:35:27.000 Okay, Curly to the win.

01:35:29.000 Straight.

01:35:30.000 Straight.

01:35:31.000 We got a poll going on?

01:35:32.000 Alright, cool.

01:35:33.000 Alright, but let's see who he picks, though.

01:35:35.000 Thank you, brother.

01:35:37.000 Alright, let's continue.

01:35:39.000 What he's giving?

01:35:41.000 I'm saying, why should I choose you?

01:35:42.000 Oh, me?

01:35:42.000 Oh, if you wanted me to do it for her?

01:35:44.000 No.

01:35:44.000 Oh, well, I don't know.

01:35:47.000 I feel like we'll have a good time.

01:35:48.000 I'm funny.

01:35:49.000 I like good jokes.

01:35:50.000 You're funny.

01:35:51.000 I'll laugh at them.

01:35:52.000 We can go out.

01:35:53.000 It's like genuinely laughing.

01:35:54.000 You're just laughing because...

01:35:55.000 No.

01:35:56.000 Genuinely.

01:35:56.000 Otherwise, why am I not?

01:35:58.000 But yeah.

01:35:58.000 Okay.

01:35:58.000 What country are you from?

01:35:59.000 Jamaican, Puerto Rican.

01:36:00.000 They know where they're from.

01:36:02.000 They know where they're from.

01:36:02.000 Big man ting.

01:36:03.000 I like that stuff.

01:36:03.000 They know where they're from, guys, with the UK chips.

01:36:05.000 Get back in the green.

01:36:08.000 Both of you lot, though.

01:36:09.000 Oh, sorry.

01:36:10.000 Sabrina, it's a rating still.

01:36:12.000 Not gonna lie.

01:36:14.000 So, I'm having a really hard time right now.

01:36:17.000 So, Kiki, get in the chair.

01:36:21.000 You've got 30 seconds to tell me I should pick you.

01:36:23.000 Damn.

01:36:24.000 I think it just makes sense.

01:36:25.000 We'll have a good time.

01:36:26.000 You look good, I look good.

01:36:28.000 So, on the first day, you're paying?

01:36:29.000 Because why would it be good to...

01:36:30.000 He's brazen like that.

01:36:32.000 Unless you kept it real.

01:36:32.000 Second day, you're paying.

01:36:35.000 Why are you paying?

01:36:36.000 Because you're the man, and I'm here for you.

01:36:38.000 Okay, okay.

01:36:39.000 Where are we going on the first date?

01:36:40.000 I prefer you to choose.

01:36:42.000 Okay, okay, good.

01:36:43.000 You're going to chop chop in Shepherd's Bush.

01:36:43.000 Good.

01:36:44.000 No.

01:36:45.000 Chop chop in Shepherd's Bush.

01:36:46.000 We'll go chop chop in Shepherd's Bush.

01:36:47.000 What is it?

01:36:48.000 So basically, 20 pound, we both can eat nice.

01:36:51.000 Right.

01:36:52.000 20 pound, we can make it nice.

01:36:53.000 We've got little tables, little chopsticks.

01:36:54.000 Okay.

01:36:55.000 You like that?

01:36:55.000 I like food.

01:36:56.000 So you wouldn't have a problem with going chop chop on the first date?

01:36:59.000 I can't guarantee that we'll continue, but we'll see what the vibes are like.

01:37:03.000 Big Man Ting Kiki, it's a red ting for you still.

01:37:06.000 That's fine.

01:37:07.000 She's like, chop, chop!

01:37:08.000 Nope, not for me.

01:37:10.000 She needs prime dimes, wine it, and dine.

01:37:13.000 You have won a thousand pounds, yeah, and you get to go on a second date.

01:37:16.000 So let's go, man.

01:37:17.000 Come on.

01:37:18.000 Guys, Big Man Ting, make sure you like and subscribe and comment on the ting, man.

01:37:25.000 Okay.

01:37:26.000 Was that a good choice?

01:37:29.000 Nah.

01:37:30.000 I don't think so.

01:37:31.000 Who would you have picked?

01:37:32.000 None of them.

01:37:33.000 I would have walked off that ship by myself.

01:37:35.000 Keep it to the house with you.

01:37:37.000 And then I would have collected some numbers after for some recreational use only.

01:37:41.000 I ain't walking off with none of you hoes.

01:37:43.000 You guys are all 304s.

01:37:45.000 I think you made a good choice though.

01:37:48.000 She's the best.

01:37:48.000 For him?

01:37:50.000 Best of the situation.

01:37:52.000 I would have took the corny joke.

01:37:55.000 Corny joke?

01:37:56.000 Yeah.

01:37:56.000 Light-skinned chick from the before?

01:37:58.000 Yeah.

01:37:58.000 Okay.

01:37:59.000 She was going to argue with you, nigga.

01:38:00.000 Yeah, she was going to argue with you.

01:38:01.000 I'll argue with you all the way home.

01:38:03.000 I ain't going to lie to you, though, nigga.

01:38:05.000 I mean, I know that.

01:38:06.000 Come on, man.

01:38:07.000 Nigga said I would take her as if she would take him back.

01:38:09.000 Come on, man.

01:38:09.000 I know.

01:38:11.000 Stop it, bro.

01:38:11.000 Stop it, man.

01:38:12.000 Stop it, bro.

01:38:13.000 I said the quiet part out loud, man.

01:38:15.000 I don't disagree.

01:38:16.000 I ain't disagreeing.

01:38:17.000 Well, tell him more something, man.

01:38:18.000 You would get her eventually.

01:38:20.000 I don't disagree with mine.

01:38:21.000 Yeah.

01:38:22.000 Okay.

01:38:22.000 Well, let me say, there's copies everywhere.

01:38:24.000 So you'll find one.

01:38:24.000 When he gets to medium Moe, then he'll get that.

01:38:26.000 There you go.

01:38:27.000 But right now, he's still big Moe.

01:38:28.000 We gotta get him down to medium Moe.

01:38:29.000 He's on the way.

01:38:30.000 Yeah, he's on the way.

01:38:31.000 Almost 200 pounds lost, right?

01:38:33.000 Yep.

01:38:33.000 Yes, yes.

01:38:34.000 W Moe.

01:38:35.000 Yeah.

01:38:35.000 We got some chats here.

01:38:36.000 All right, yeah, let's read some of these chats.

01:38:37.000 And then, I thought it was with some girls.

01:38:42.000 He said Obich was the hottest.

01:38:44.000 Prince J. G. What do we got here?

01:38:47.000 Okay, I see.

01:38:50.000 Shout out to all you guys, by the way.

01:38:51.000 Watch it.

01:38:52.000 Got like 10,000 Y'all Ninjas in here.

01:38:54.000 Yep.

01:38:54.000 So shout out to you guys.

01:38:56.000 Between all the platforms.

01:38:57.000 But then again, we don't get no views, so, you know.

01:39:00.000 Yeah, we don't.

01:39:01.000 We don't get no views.

01:39:02.000 Like I said, we fell off.

01:39:03.000 Views are off.

01:39:04.000 Because they only use YouTube.

01:39:05.000 Apparently.

01:39:07.000 It's funny, bro.

01:39:08.000 Yeah, I know, bro.

01:39:09.000 It's crazy, man.

01:39:11.000 W Fresh, what do you think about the North Korean troops allegedly getting Cade and Ukraine and possible alliance in Ukraine with South Korea because this is starting to sound like World War III? Is that a question for me or Fresh?

01:39:29.000 I think that's for you.

01:39:30.000 Why are you blacked out, then?

01:39:31.000 I think he's going to say something there about you?

01:39:34.000 Or...

01:39:36.000 Oh.

01:39:37.000 Oh.

01:39:38.000 Okay, I got you.

01:39:39.000 I got you.

01:39:40.000 You can say W to me or somebody else.

01:39:42.000 Okay.

01:39:43.000 All right.

01:39:43.000 Yeah, I didn't hear about this, guys, so I gotta do some research.

01:39:47.000 I didn't hear about North Korean troops getting killed in Ukraine, but that's a problem.

01:39:52.000 That's an escalation.

01:39:53.000 Crazy.

01:39:54.000 Shout out to Jubilee giving Marion a name drop in their new Fit Women vs.

01:39:58.000 Fat Women video.

01:39:59.000 Oh, really?

01:39:59.000 Yeah.

01:40:00.000 Who?

01:40:02.000 Who gave me the shout-out?

01:40:03.000 A good way, though?

01:40:04.000 No.

01:40:04.000 Probably not.

01:40:05.000 No.

01:40:05.000 The excuses I met since that video is appalling and you are forever ingrained in their memory, probably.

01:40:10.000 Oh, they won't forget.

01:40:10.000 Yeah, niggas won't forget.

01:40:11.000 Bro, react to the self-deletion of Liam Payne.

01:40:15.000 I don't know who that is.

01:40:16.000 One Direction.

01:40:17.000 Oh, apparently he jumped to a window or was hanging from a window in Argentina.

01:40:22.000 Yeah.

01:40:23.000 And he sadly...

01:40:24.000 Mario, you don't know One Direction?

01:40:25.000 You should.

01:40:27.000 No.

01:40:28.000 They were like a group version of Justin Bieber.

01:40:31.000 Really?

01:40:32.000 Yeah.

01:40:32.000 One of the most famous boy bands after NSYNC. NSYNC, yeah.

01:40:37.000 NSYNC. Alright, let's keep going.

01:40:39.000 I gotta do research on that because I don't know who he is.

01:40:44.000 React to the shooting body cam footage of the woman that stabbed the cop.

01:40:47.000 I already talked about it on X already.

01:40:48.000 What?

01:40:49.000 Moe Bills, I know you're hungry.

01:40:50.000 Someone bring out Hero.

01:40:51.000 Okay.

01:40:52.000 What does it say?

01:40:53.000 Myron, if Frank ever...

01:40:54.000 What?

01:40:55.000 If Frank ever needs a pup, let me know.

01:40:58.000 Or ever has a pup.

01:41:00.000 Oh.

01:41:01.000 Okay.

01:41:02.000 Keem Chillin, sip 20 bucks.

01:41:03.000 I appreciate that.

01:41:06.000 WFNFW, Cast Club.

01:41:07.000 Just so you guys know, man, when you join Cast Club, you guys can go ahead and send in tips like this, only a buck and you get it read.

01:41:12.000 So, you know what I mean?

01:41:14.000 But obviously, what?

01:41:18.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:41:19.000 But I'm saying like, you know, it's going to go up and shit, but like if you send it in the beginning, we do read it.

01:41:24.000 Mine says, I love you to Frank.

01:41:25.000 It says, you cool to Angie.

01:41:29.000 You guys are fucked, man.

01:41:31.000 Alright, Loki started hating after hours.

01:41:32.000 Every time I listen to after hours, I want to jump off a balcony.

01:41:34.000 I can't imagine how y'all feel.

01:41:35.000 Glad you cut it down, though.

01:41:36.000 Myron, watch the stress.

01:41:38.000 Watch that stress from after hours on top of all the energy drinks and lack of sleep.

01:41:41.000 We can't lose you like KS. Don't worry, man.

01:41:44.000 I ain't going nowhere.

01:41:48.000 What else do we got here?

01:41:49.000 Roman the show, man.

01:41:50.000 Appreciate that.

01:41:51.000 Shout out to you.

01:41:52.000 Hero is the first dog I've seen to walk away from his own ball of chopped up steak.

01:41:56.000 It was good to meet the little pup, but he's definitely bougie.

01:41:58.000 He is, bro.

01:41:59.000 He really is.

01:42:00.000 Yeah, I mean, Frank or Hero.

01:42:02.000 Yeah, Hero is spoiled, yeah.

01:42:02.000 Oh, yeah, Hero.

01:42:03.000 He was wild.

01:42:04.000 Yeah, nigga.

01:42:06.000 You ain't have Frank yet when Jacob was here?

01:42:08.000 He has no care in the world.

01:42:10.000 At all.

01:42:11.000 Anybody else?

01:42:11.000 Yeah.

01:42:13.000 Miguel OCO says, my uncle was taken away by his son.

01:42:16.000 My aunt was stabbed by her son and their house was set on fire and lost everything.

01:42:20.000 Please, FNF community, donate to my aunt.

01:42:24.000 I'm sorry to hear that, Miguel.

01:42:26.000 That's crazy, bro.

01:42:27.000 I'm sorry to hear that as well.

01:42:29.000 I want to see Myron do a 20 verse 1.

01:42:30.000 Yeah, me too.

01:42:32.000 I don't know if they would do it.

01:42:33.000 If it ain't snowing, Myron ain't going.

01:42:35.000 Ha ha ha!

01:42:38.000 We can deal with some mistakes too.

01:42:39.000 Yo, so the owner of the channel wants to do one with us as well.

01:42:45.000 20 vs.

01:42:46.000 Which channel?

01:42:46.000 1.

01:42:47.000 Sound of TV. Yeah, we could.

01:42:49.000 Yeah.

01:42:49.000 We could.

01:42:50.000 We could.

01:42:50.000 Or we could make our own.

01:42:55.000 Eh, I don't mind.

01:42:56.000 We can do it.

01:42:57.000 No, you know what?

01:42:57.000 Because it's good for the British audience.

01:42:59.000 Yeah.

01:42:59.000 We can do it.

01:43:01.000 I didn't put it.

01:43:01.000 No, no, no.

01:43:02.000 Oh.

01:43:03.000 Because the thing is, that's a whole other market.

01:43:06.000 Yeah, it is.

01:43:07.000 United Kingdom.

01:43:08.000 It really is.

01:43:10.000 What else do we got here?

01:43:11.000 We got one chat coming in, but not right now.

01:43:13.000 It's not safe.

01:43:14.000 I'll be the best 20 verse 1 contestant ever.

01:43:14.000 I'll tell you this, though.

01:43:17.000 Would you break it down?

01:43:18.000 Why?

01:43:19.000 Yeah, I'll tell them exactly why I declined them.

01:43:20.000 To their face.

01:43:21.000 To their fucking face, yeah.

01:43:23.000 Bitches need to hear that.

01:43:24.000 I might save some of these hoes.

01:43:25.000 You might.

01:43:26.000 Anything else?

01:43:27.000 Yeah, we have one more coming in right now.

01:43:28.000 Just give me like two minutes.

01:43:29.000 Alright, guys.

01:43:30.000 FNFSuperChad.com, by the way, man.

01:43:32.000 And we got After Hours coming up.

01:43:33.000 Or join Cast Club.

01:43:36.000 And we got After Hours coming up.

01:43:38.000 I think we're going to start at 10.30.

01:43:39.000 Yeah.

01:43:40.000 We're going to end this show and then start around 10.30.

01:43:42.000 Chris is here right now.

01:43:43.000 Yeah, Chris is here.

01:43:45.000 W? Yep.

01:43:47.000 Jeremy, 920.

01:43:48.000 Appreciate that.

01:43:49.000 20 bucks.

01:43:49.000 Cool.

01:43:49.000 Yeah, that is it.

01:43:51.000 All right, y'all, boy.

01:43:51.000 Cool.

01:43:52.000 All right.

01:43:53.000 So, yeah, guys.

01:43:54.000 This was a great stream, man.

01:43:55.000 Had a bunch of you guys tuning in.

01:43:57.000 We covered the 20 verse 1.

01:43:59.000 A lot of RP2s in there.

01:44:01.000 And, again, I think the most important thing for you guys to understand is that, look, a lot of those girls are replaceable.

01:44:05.000 A lot of these chicks aren't as special as you guys think they are.

01:44:08.000 Like, you want to be in a position where you're like the Castillo and you're picking between two different girls that are essentially the same because a lot of them are.

01:44:14.000 And if you get rejected one time, all the girls are the exact same.

01:44:17.000 Increase your value so that you can shoot more shots, my friend.

01:44:19.000 Thanks.

01:44:20.000 All right, guys.

01:44:21.000 All right, cool.

01:44:22.000 So, I think all the girls are here.

01:44:24.000 Chris is going to go ahead and set this thing up.

01:44:26.000 We'll be back in about 30 to 40 minutes.

01:44:28.000 For Aphtars, love you guys.

01:44:30.000 Peace.

01:44:31.000 I ran, I ran so far away.

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