Fresh & Fit - Deen and AB Halloween Party

00:00:00.000 I could Uber this nigga.

00:00:01.000 What's going on man?

00:00:04.000 How far is this place?

00:00:08.000 10 minutes.

00:00:10.000 It's 10 minutes away.

00:00:12.000 What do you get?

00:00:15.000 Airbnb?

00:00:15.000 No, you got a warehouse.

00:00:17.000 Oh really?

00:00:17.000 Yeah, straight down.

00:00:20.000 I'm gonna make a regular look.

00:00:23.000 Yeah, thanks.

00:00:24.000 You're gonna be performing magic today?

00:00:26.000 Yeah.

00:00:34.000 Right now with the best magic trick is Which one is it make money appear?

00:00:40.000 He does he does that's the best magic trick there is brother.

00:00:46.000 I've been watching you make that shit appear too.

00:00:47.000 I've been watching trying brother All right, we're live right folks we're live Jeez Louise, bro Yeah, make it right.

00:00:58.000 Yeah, hello All right guys, we're heading to the party right now man A little mix up.

00:01:07.000 We got some more girls.

00:01:09.000 And I'm here for some diversity.

00:01:11.000 Gary's here as well.

00:01:11.000 The white man's here.

00:01:13.000 We need some diversity.

00:01:14.000 Too many niggas in one room is crazy.

00:01:15.000 We need some diversity, brother.

00:01:17.000 But we got a tiger over there.

00:01:22.000 She ate a man two years ago.

00:01:23.000 We got a bunny.

00:01:24.000 Like, this is kind of funny.

00:01:27.000 And Lola.

00:01:28.000 From Space Jam.

00:01:29.000 Yes.

00:01:29.000 And then make them right.

00:01:34.000 So, yeah.

00:01:35.000 We need some people over there as well, guys.

00:01:38.000 It's a Thursday.

00:01:39.000 You know, we're doing some content right now off the cuff.

00:01:42.000 Your boy's gonna be Zoro today.

00:01:43.000 I am, uh.

00:01:44.000 Zoro, huh?

00:01:45.000 I was gonna say Zoro, huh?

00:01:47.000 So, uh, just so you guys know, Gary saved me.

00:01:52.000 Cause I bought a costume, but I don't wanna say what it was.

00:01:54.000 You sure?

00:01:55.000 But this will be better.

00:01:55.000 Can I say?

00:01:56.000 Can I say what it was?

00:01:58.000 Can I say what it was?

00:01:59.000 Nah, nigga.

00:01:59.000 Nah, you sure?

00:02:00.000 Yeah, I was gonna be a pimp.

00:02:01.000 But I don't wanna be a pimp.

00:02:03.000 That's the thing.

00:02:05.000 And we also got a magician with us.

00:02:07.000 Yo, Team Magic.

00:02:08.000 Let's go.

00:02:09.000 And we got Batman over here to whoop some people's asses if need be.

00:02:13.000 And he's ready.

00:02:16.000 He said, go with it.

00:02:18.000 Where are you now?

00:02:21.000 Uh oh.

00:02:22.000 Careful.

00:02:24.000 Hey, no, this guy.

00:02:25.000 Hey, hey, I'm coming right by Rice, the restaurant.

00:02:30.000 Make a left up there.

00:02:33.000 So I'm coming left by Texas Fish.

00:02:36.000 Catwoman, which one is again?

00:02:38.000 Tiger.

00:02:40.000 Oh, Texas Fish.

00:02:41.000 Batman and Tiger.

00:02:46.000 Yeah.

00:02:47.000 Isn't Tiger your enemy sign?

00:02:49.000 Fuck your fresh.

00:02:49.000 It is.

00:02:50.000 Isn't Tiger your enemy sign?

00:02:52.000 I teach this guy all the stuff he doesn't want.

00:02:53.000 How do I know what she's going to wear?

00:03:00.000 It's just a costume, right?

00:03:05.000 Too many dark stripes on there, bro.

00:03:08.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:03:15.000 And I'm going as a A champion, and these are real rings worth more than this goddamn van.

00:03:22.000 There you go.

00:03:23.000 Go ahead, haters.

00:03:25.000 Keep telling me this shit's fake.

00:03:28.000 I might be underdressed, but I'm never fucking underdressed with these.

00:03:31.000 You see a spinner man or no?

00:03:33.000 Oh, yeah, I see you.

00:03:36.000 I see you.

00:03:37.000 Okay, stop at the left row.

00:03:39.000 About to find out these girls are worth the wait.

00:03:42.000 Okay, you can let them in.

00:03:53.000 We gotta figure it out.

00:03:57.000 Sorry guys.

00:04:00.000 I'm gonna sit right here with my tail.

00:04:07.000 What up?

00:04:08.000 You're right.

00:04:10.000 Oh, I remember now.

00:04:11.000 Yeah, I was like, I had a raise.

00:04:13.000 You look different on FaceTime.

00:04:15.000 Oh, it moves definitely.

00:04:16.000 My hair's like, thank you guys.

00:04:20.000 Alright, everything.

00:04:21.000 Everything's here, everything's kosher now.

00:04:23.000 All right, guys, a little bit of a hiccup here, but uh, we're on the way right now.

00:04:31.000 Long day today.

00:04:34.000 So we got Zoro over here.

00:04:37.000 Where's my.

00:04:38.000 Whatever.

00:04:38.000 Zoro over here.

00:04:39.000 We got Tiger, T Magic, Batman.

00:04:43.000 Wait, who the fuck are you?

00:04:47.000 Mystery Man over here.

00:04:48.000 We got Gary, the sports guy, NFL.

00:04:51.000 These are nice, bro.

00:04:52.000 We got Cat.

00:04:54.000 Yeah.

00:04:55.000 Okay.

00:04:55.000 A police officer.

00:04:58.000 There you go.

00:04:59.000 We got a buddy.

00:05:00.000 What type of police officer is that?

00:05:03.000 I'm about to find out.

00:05:08.000 I'm about to go to jail.

00:05:12.000 So, yeah.

00:05:15.000 We're like 10 minutes from the party.

00:05:17.000 Should be some fun.

00:05:19.000 I already know it's dark in there.

00:05:21.000 Oh, thanks, Bill.

00:05:22.000 It's kind of dark in here.

00:05:23.000 That's not what I meant.

00:05:27.000 Yo, Gary's funny, bro.

00:05:30.000 All these, like, slick shots, man.

00:05:33.000 Yeah, thanks for watching Thursday night, guys.

00:05:36.000 We're, uh, It's the second problem.

00:05:38.000 They could be watching Thursday Night Football instead of they're watching you.

00:05:41.000 There you go.

00:05:41.000 Shout out to the chat, man.

00:05:43.000 And then, guys, tomorrow, Myron's going to be at FSU, College Debate, with the team around like 4 p.m., I believe, 4 p.m. ESG.

00:05:51.000 So go check it out on the channel.

00:05:54.000 Oh, sorry, 12.

00:05:56.000 That's when Myron is in his element.

00:05:58.000 Yeah, debates.

00:05:59.000 Uh huh.

00:06:00.000 When he could just fucking load off on some fucking whores.

00:06:03.000 I'm not the best.

00:06:04.000 Because we all have to fucking have it.

00:06:05.000 I'm definitely more of a lover.

00:06:07.000 You know what I mean?

00:06:09.000 You're the nice side of the podcast.

00:06:10.000 Yeah, you need both.

00:06:11.000 Of course.

00:06:12.000 Yang and Yang, whatever you call it.

00:06:13.000 Yang and Yang, whatever you call it.

00:06:15.000 Yang and Yang, whatever you call it.

00:06:16.000 Yang and Yang, what the fuck?

00:06:17.000 I don't know what you call it.

00:06:18.000 Yang and Yang.

00:06:19.000 What do you call it?

00:06:19.000 That's like African and Black, what you just said.

00:06:22.000 Oh.

00:06:22.000 Yeah, that's a word.

00:06:24.000 Yang and Yang, my man.

00:06:25.000 There you go, man.

00:06:27.000 Batman, you.

00:06:29.000 You don't see me.

00:06:30.000 It's funny.

00:06:30.000 You don't see me for now.

00:06:32.000 Guys, if you guess who Batman is, you take $100 right now.

00:06:36.000 In the chat, if you guess who Batman is, you get $100.

00:06:38.000 You can guess who it is.

00:06:40.000 I doubt you can.

00:06:42.000 They won't know, huh?

00:06:44.000 I don't think they know.

00:06:47.000 He said, I'm Batman.

00:06:48.000 Can I guess what country he's from for 100?

00:06:50.000 Nah.

00:06:51.000 Nah.

00:06:52.000 Nah.

00:06:52.000 And then I'm going to know who it is from.

00:06:53.000 He's done some bullshit.

00:06:56.000 Oh, is it the tiger?

00:06:59.000 Is it Tiger?

00:07:05.000 Nobody knows.

00:07:06.000 I was actually going to go as a broke man, but no one believed that shit.

00:07:14.000 I'm not kidding.

00:07:16.000 Couldn't do it.

00:07:17.000 It's possible.

00:07:21.000 Someone asked, did Abby quit drinking?

00:07:23.000 That's a joke.

00:07:28.000 I believe I'll find a virgin in a horror house before Abby quits drinking.

00:07:38.000 I think he wants to quit, but it's hard to quit, though.

00:07:40.000 Nah, bro, he ain't quitting.

00:07:42.000 We ain't that much exposed to this lifestyle with alcohol.

00:07:45.000 What can you do, you know?

00:07:47.000 Wait, it says you already played this song.

00:07:52.000 Yeah.

00:07:52.000 Why is it not?

00:07:54.000 Oh, yeah, it's gonna be too loud.

00:08:02.000 Hey, Fresh, what happened the last time you were in a splitter boy and playing music?

00:08:05.000 I was in there.

00:08:07.000 I was in there.

00:08:09.000 You're right there.

00:08:10.000 I was behind.

00:08:11.000 I was behind.

00:08:13.000 I was behind.

00:08:14.000 Ice by the prison, and I just said, I'm up nine thousand to the gambling.

00:08:29.000 I mean, it's a slow day at the office.

00:08:40.000 I'm just putting on what I'm saying.

00:08:45.000 Gotta make some points.

00:08:47.000 I just can't believe it.

00:08:49.000 I can take it, naked wrist and turn it to an ice spot.

00:08:58.000 Make a piece of bed, stand up, this little bed, sitting,

00:09:11.000 give my seat, and I'm a private room and color wiggle,

00:09:34.000 my door, and the flag, reader on the front of the bed.

00:09:53.000 I was trying to turn the camera like this, it wouldn't turn.

00:09:58.000 I feel like, honestly, if you stop trying to get a cheater, like, no, it's for cheaters.

00:10:08.000 So, am I wrong?

00:10:10.000 What?

00:10:11.000 Like, if you use Snapchat, you're a cheater.

00:10:19.000 Yeah, of course.

00:10:22.000 Like, who uses the app anyway?

00:10:28.000 Man, I have no idea.

00:10:30.000 That's some shit.

00:10:32.000 If you're in Europe, I'm a cheat now, so.

00:10:35.000 Nah, I'm just kidding.

00:10:37.000 I'm just kidding.

00:10:38.000 Guys, I'm joking.

00:10:41.000 I'm joking.

00:10:41.000 Yo, the Muslims know how to take care of cheaters.

00:10:45.000 I've just had Snapchat.

00:10:46.000 I have all my memories there since 2016.

00:10:49.000 Really?

00:10:49.000 Yeah.

00:10:50.000 You're a long time cheater.

00:10:53.000 I just want my memories.

00:10:53.000 Long time cheater.

00:10:55.000 That's what it is.

00:10:58.000 Batman, you good?

00:11:00.000 I'm good.

00:11:00.000 It really went like full Batman.

00:11:03.000 He's armored up.

00:11:03.000 Oh, you're nuts.

00:11:05.000 Yeah.

00:11:06.000 Kick some ass.

00:11:07.000 For real.

00:11:07.000 The whole Spider Man in there.

00:11:09.000 Y'all don't get into it.

00:11:11.000 It's funny, Halloween is like one of those days that I don't celebrate.

00:11:18.000 But for a stream, I'll dress up.

00:11:21.000 You're not fucking.

00:11:23.000 Whatever.

00:11:23.000 We waited last minute to get our costume.

00:11:26.000 Yeah, you got it right.

00:11:28.000 I got my 28.

00:11:29.000 Oh, yeah, you're right.

00:11:31.000 28.

00:11:32.000 On point.

00:11:34.000 I bought this like 10 minutes ago.

00:11:37.000 I bought this about an hour and a half ago.

00:11:40.000 That's crazy though.

00:11:43.000 Where'd you buy it?

00:11:46.000 That's the big thing.

00:11:48.000 So I'm assuming it's going to be dark in there.

00:11:52.000 A lot of niggas.

00:11:53.000 A lot of girls.

00:11:55.000 Wait, this is going to be our walk in.

00:12:00.000 I'm going to the party, okay?

00:12:02.000 Like, we have to walk in slow motion and, like, pretend we're in an edit.

00:12:10.000 Pretend we're in an edit.

00:12:16.000 You know what's on the bus play?

00:12:20.000 This is our walking song.

00:12:22.000 I'm not down with all this fucking new rappers.

00:12:27.000 Tupac, Biggie, Jay Z, that's what I would be.

00:12:32.000 Rack, Rack, City, Bitch.

00:12:33.000 Rack, City, Bitch.

00:12:36.000 Rack, City, Bitch.

00:12:37.000 Rack, Rack, City, Bitch.

00:12:38.000 10 10 10 20s on your city, Bitch.

00:12:41.000 100 PVIP.

00:12:42.000 No.

00:12:42.000 Guest list.

00:12:43.000 TT's all, you don't know who you're fucking with.

00:12:45.000 Got my other bitch, fucking with my other bitch.

00:12:48.000 Fucking all night, nigga, we ain't celebrate.

00:12:50.000 Nigga Sam, too dope, I ain't selling it.

00:12:52.000 Buy a freshet in the motherfucking peppermint.

00:12:55.000 Go, go, let him in his last game, killing shit.

00:12:58.000 Young money, young money, yeah, we getting rich.

00:13:01.000 Put your grandma on my dick.

00:13:02.000 Girl, you know what it is.

00:13:05.000 Rack city, bitch, rack, rack city, bitch.

00:13:07.000 Rack city, bitch, rack, rack city, bitch.

00:13:10.000 Rack city, bitch, rack, rack city, bitch.

00:13:12.000 10, 10, 10, 20s in the 50s.

00:13:15.000 Rag city, bitch, rack, rack city, bitch Rag city, bitch, rack, rack city, bitch Rag city, bitch, rack, rack city, bitch 10-10-20s in the 50s, bitch I'm a motherfucking star Look at the paint on the car Too much rim, make the ride too hard Tell that bitch, hop out, walk the boulevard I need my money pronto Get it in the morning like Alonzo Green got cheese like a nacho Feeling I know-ass bitch, wear poncho Head honcho,

00:13:45.000 got my seat back Nigga staring at me, don't get back.

00:13:48.000 Got my shirt off, the club two pack.

00:13:51.000 It's two turn going up like gas.

00:13:53.000 God damn, pull out my rags.

00:13:56.000 Mike, Mike Jackson, nigga, yeah, I'm bad.

00:13:58.000 Rat, tat, tat, tat, tat it up in my bag.

00:14:00.000 All the hoes love me, you know what it is.

00:14:03.000 Rack city, bitch, rack, rack city, bitch.

00:14:05.000 Rack city, bitch, rack, rack city, bitch.

00:14:08.000 Rack city, bitch, rack, rack city, bitch.

00:14:10.000 10, 10, 20s in the 50s, bitch.

00:14:13.000 Rack city, bitch, rack, rack city, bitch.

00:14:15.000 Rack city, bitch, rack, rack city, bitch.

00:14:18.000 Rag City, pitch, Rag, Rag City, pitch, TNT and TN20s in the 50s, pitch.

00:14:22.000 Don't hunt it, hunt it, hunt it, hunt it, Rag City.

00:14:27.000 You do better, you do better.

00:14:29.000 Why am I so hard on a bitch?

00:14:36.000 Don't be tired of a bitch.

00:14:40.000 Why am I so hard on a bitch?

00:14:44.000 No, ho, bigger than the program.

00:14:48.000 No, ho, you ain't bigger than the program.

00:14:53.000 No, ho, bigger than the program.

00:14:57.000 No, ho, you ain't bigger than the program.

00:15:01.000 I got his dick for her, okay, give her her legs closed.

00:15:04.000 Fuck long.

00:15:05.000 Money, you ain't, Program, you ain't bigger than this program.

00:15:14.000 It's better to know how to cook, clean, and pole dance.

00:15:18.000 All I got is dick for a whole tryna hold his.

00:15:21.000 Why are you so hard on your bitch?

00:15:23.000 I think you went too far on your bitch.

00:15:26.000 Nigger, screw your kids, don't talk to me about my bitch.

00:15:29.000 That's a sexy motherfucker right there.

00:15:31.000 Go down, reach hard on the bitch.

00:15:33.000 Am I so hard on the bitch?

00:15:35.000 Can't treat too smart on the bitch.

00:15:38.000 No, pole, bigger than the program.

00:15:41.000 No, ho, you ain't bigger than the program.

00:15:45.000 No, pole.

00:15:46.000 Bigger than the program.

00:15:48.000 304, you ain't bigger than the program.

00:15:52.000 Did you worry about the next host?

00:15:55.000 Bad bitch, gassed up, full of petrol.

00:16:00.000 Ever seen a dime piece on the metro?

00:16:04.000 Next mission with the Lakers on the West Coast.

00:16:08.000 How?

00:16:09.000 A bum bitch get a bounce nigga.

00:16:10.000 Just because a ass fat and a lip sticker.

00:16:13.000 Like a blue collar wife on a little liquor.

00:16:15.000 She was tired of the tummy, I'm a heel figure.

00:16:17.000 Bitch wanna see my phone, I'ma show it to her.

00:16:20.000 I'll fuck my bitch, mama, see my uncle do it.

00:16:22.000 Real pimp daddy, girls in a big caddy.

00:16:24.000 How about that trap bitch tonight?

00:16:26.000 Do a quick challenge.

00:16:27.000 Why am I so hard on the beads?

00:16:29.000 Being go dumb, re smart on the beads.

00:16:31.000 Why am I so hard on the beads?

00:16:34.000 Being can't trick too smart on the beads.

00:16:36.000 No hoe, bigger than the program.

00:16:38.000 No hoe, you ain't bigger than the program.

00:16:41.000 No hoe.

00:16:42.000 Bigger than the program.

00:16:43.000 304, you ain't bigger than the program.

00:16:49.000 Yeah.

00:16:50.000 You about with one?

00:16:54.000 Okay.

00:16:54.000 When we get there.

00:16:58.000 Okay.

00:16:59.000 You're good.

00:17:01.000 I'm ready.

00:17:02.000 I'm ready.

00:17:04.000 Go, go.

00:17:05.000 Yo, chat, what are you thinking, man?

00:17:08.000 I can cash out this parlay right now.

00:17:10.000 Put 220 to win 8,800.

00:17:13.000 Now, I can cash this out right now.

00:17:16.000 For $3,500.

00:17:16.000 So I'll be a profit of $3,300.

00:17:19.000 But I can just keep it running and try to get AK.

00:17:22.000 What are you guys thinking?

00:17:24.000 I ain't worried about all this shit.

00:17:25.000 I'm trying to make money no matter what.

00:17:28.000 I'm Jewish.

00:17:28.000 I'm representing for the Jewish people.

00:17:31.000 Right.

00:17:31.000 Okay, real quick.

00:17:33.000 Bryson, let's go through girls' name.

00:17:35.000 Where are you from?

00:17:37.000 I wait.

00:17:38.000 Why do you want to be.

00:17:40.000 Come on, Steffi.

00:17:42.000 Hi, guys.

00:17:43.000 What's up, guys?

00:17:44.000 It's your girl, Steffi.

00:17:45.000 Like, what am I supposed to say?

00:17:47.000 What am I supposed to say?

00:17:48.000 Oh, I'm Lola.

00:17:50.000 The bunny from Space Jam.

00:17:51.000 Here you go.

00:17:52.000 Yeah.

00:17:53.000 Well, we'll start here.

00:17:56.000 What's your name?

00:17:58.000 No, What's your name?

00:18:00.000 Morgan.

00:18:01.000 That's Tigers, the soulmate to Over Here Fresh.

00:18:05.000 Not my soulmate.

00:18:06.000 Sure?

00:18:08.000 Isn't that my enemy sign?

00:18:09.000 Yeah, it actually is.

00:18:12.000 He's a monkey.

00:18:15.000 No, he's born in the year.

00:18:18.000 He's born in the year of the monkey.

00:18:20.000 You racist motherfuckers.

00:18:21.000 That's 1992.

00:18:23.000 What's wrong with people, man?

00:18:25.000 The fuck?

00:18:25.000 It's a Chinese astrologer.

00:18:27.000 Okay.

00:18:28.000 Anyways, I'm a tiger.

00:18:30.000 Hey, you're a tiger.

00:18:31.000 Yeah.

00:18:32.000 It's a randomies right now.

00:18:34.000 What?

00:18:34.000 It's a randomies right now.

00:18:36.000 What?

00:18:37.000 We're enemies.

00:18:38.000 We're enemies?

00:18:38.000 Yeah, because of the signs or whatever.

00:18:41.000 Okay.

00:18:42.000 I guess.

00:18:43.000 Alright, we're here now, finally.

00:18:44.000 Okay, yeah.

00:18:45.000 It's been like a whole 10 minutes, so we're good.

00:18:49.000 Yes, you can't let me like you say you do.

00:18:54.000 Baby, you can't let me like you say you do.

00:19:03.000 All right, baby, you let me come on, let's take a strong.

00:19:11.000 Mommy, I love you, sweetie, you'll mind me a more.

00:19:20.000 And it's just I'm paying, I can't take no more.

00:19:23.000 Mommy, I need someone I can love on.

00:19:26.000 Mommy, I need someone I can love on.

00:19:29.000 Okay, listen, you and I, I'm up to me, you shouldn't get me dressed wrong.

00:19:33.000 Way too high, I need someone I can love on.

00:19:37.000 Brand new is because of all the bands.

00:19:40.000 Yeah, this is, you look like Cedric, bro.

00:19:45.000 This is Cedric, entertainer.

00:19:48.000 Oh, shit.

00:19:49.000 You want Cedric's bag?

00:19:52.000 I don't want nobody else besides you.

00:19:58.000 I can't get on you.

00:20:18.000 I don't want nobody else besides you.

00:20:43.000 I can't get on your love on baby.

00:20:48.000 I just gotta get on your fuck on baby.

00:20:51.000 When you ride that, they make me go local crazy.

00:20:55.000 When you buy that, I need more so baby.

00:20:58.000 All that money has a need.

00:21:00.000 Come to here, I need plenty more.

00:21:03.000 Come to here, I need plenty more.

00:21:06.000 Me, a feeling I'm gonna let you ride.

00:21:09.000 I smell it out here.

00:21:11.000 Yeah, real hot.

00:21:12.000 Alright, you guys ready?

00:21:14.000 Where is it?

00:21:14.000 It's over here.

00:21:16.000 Yo, Chase!

00:21:17.000 I kinda wanna be the mermaid.

00:21:20.000 Chase!

00:21:21.000 I know, that's what I was gonna do.

00:21:25.000 It's kinda too hard.

00:21:28.000 Yeah.

00:21:29.000 I appreciate it.

00:21:30.000 I thought too much money.

00:21:32.000 I'm gone.

00:21:33.000 Pat the bananas and let them go.

00:21:37.000 Come on, come on, come on, come on.

00:21:40.000 The real bad man pulls up.

00:21:42.000 Oh, you idiot man.

00:21:43.000 You idiot man.

00:21:44.000 You freaking hard.

00:21:46.000 Come on.

00:21:46.000 Rush.

00:21:46.000 Come on.

00:21:47.000 Rush, Mike.

00:21:48.000 Come on.

00:21:48.000 You can bring the girls.

00:21:50.000 I'm sorry, baby.

00:21:51.000 It's a pretty good?

00:21:53.000 Nope.

00:21:53.000 Sir, can I go now?

00:21:55.000 Yo, actually, double banana dummy.

00:21:59.000 Hold on, Go up, nigga!

00:22:10.000 You feel pretty good?

00:22:13.000 Why are you sweating?

00:22:14.000 Why am I sweating?

00:22:16.000 Is it hot in there?

00:22:21.000 Go inside.

00:22:23.000 Go enjoy yourself.

00:22:24.000 What, too?

00:22:25.000 I mean, I have to put an extra wall I have to put on my forehead.

00:22:31.000 Go inside.

00:22:32.000 Go and have a ball.

00:22:35.000 Have a ball, huh?

00:22:37.000 What are you, Batman?

00:22:38.000 Yes, sir.

00:22:40.000 God damn!

00:22:42.000 Alright, well.

00:22:44.000 Wait, how do you get inside?

00:22:49.000 You just got here too?

00:22:51.000 I'm not being here.

00:22:53.000 Okay.

00:22:54.000 Are you gonna drink?

00:22:56.000 You wanna get a drink?

00:22:58.000 Yeah.

00:22:59.000 Come on.

00:23:00.000 Oh, we're talking to Chase.

00:23:03.000 Oh, wait.

00:23:04.000 Excuse me.

00:23:07.000 Just so you're selling this shit.

00:23:12.000 Yeah.

00:23:13.000 Good?

00:23:13.000 Wait a minute.

00:23:15.000 I don't have any of that to get out yet.

00:23:17.000 What do you want?

00:23:19.000 I just want.

00:23:20.000 Water?

00:23:21.000 I do.

00:23:21.000 This is like a back alley shop, backyard party, huh?

00:23:31.000 This is like a random place we're at right now.

00:23:38.000 Oh, I see some gold diggers over there, huh?

00:23:40.000 Crazy shit.

00:23:41.000 First.

00:23:41.000 First?

00:23:42.000 On Sunday?

00:23:43.000 Okay.

00:23:44.000 By the way, best parties with my boy Chase?

00:23:49.000 Yes, sir.

00:23:51.000 You want anything?

00:23:53.000 Water?

00:23:55.000 Water?

00:23:55.000 What's up?

00:23:56.000 Is my hat on good?

00:23:58.000 Is my hat on good?

00:23:59.000 So, who is Batman?

00:24:00.000 Oh, he's Batman.

00:24:02.000 Who is he?

00:24:03.000 You gotta find out.

00:24:05.000 I'm Batman.

00:24:07.000 You're tall.

00:24:12.000 He is tall.

00:24:13.000 Tall as hell.

00:24:15.000 Yeah, who could he be?

00:24:18.000 Who could he be?

00:24:22.000 So, they're saying the inside is pretty hot.

00:24:25.000 So, I'm kind of dreading that right now.

00:24:27.000 Let's see what's up.

00:24:28.000 Okay.

00:24:28.000 Yeah, everyone's sweating.

00:24:31.000 That's scary.

00:24:32.000 Yeah.

00:24:32.000 Let's see though.

00:24:35.000 Alright guys.

00:24:37.000 Yeah?

00:24:45.000 I'm dreading this right now.

00:28:06.000 Who are you? I knew it!

00:28:11.000 Guess who I am, guess who I am.

00:30:09.000 And you already know it Thank you very much.

00:30:53.000 When I'm together

00:31:22.000 Akashi nigga, Akashi nigga

00:32:52.000 Another team!

00:36:06.000 I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

00:38:06.000 This shit's home right now, fam.

00:38:52.000 Okay, I'm sorry.

00:41:32.000 It's around here

00:42:22.000 Don't, don't, oh no, they're not going to send it, oh no!

00:42:52.000 Why the fuck bring me up? I don't like this! Let it go my head, let it go my head I'm the dog, he rides the dog Let's make it through

00:43:24.000 I don't even care, I don't care, I don't care

00:43:59.000 When this shit drop, I need y 'all to dance with me. Don't choose that for me. One, two, three, go!

00:44:10.000 DJ Mark, you in this way!

00:44:16.000 This, left!

00:44:22.000 I'm trying to feed the coke chat Tell them it's a good time I need to hear Some of y 'all costumes are funny as fuck And I ain't gonna lie, bitch Y 'all niggas is funny Tell me what to do Tell me what to do Tell me what to do Tell me what to do

00:44:55.000 You can't drop it, now you can't drop it DJ Ricky got you working with your friend DJ Ricky DJ Ricky

00:45:24.000 And he should be the one to say, many of your names in your name can't have sex. And at the end of the day, you bring me a smile. That's what you get man. Now you've gained a little more. Now you've gained your revenue Dane.

00:45:39.000 Now you've gained your girlfriend.

00:45:43.000 Now you've gained your revenue Dane.

00:45:57.000 Yo, DJ Cranky. Yo, DJ Cranky.

00:46:05.000 Shit.

00:46:15.000 Harpies! Yo, yo, yo. Harpies! There's no reason that somebody turned off the AC on accident, but they did turn it back on for y 'all.

00:46:26.000 Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

00:47:22.000 Thank you for watching.

00:47:52.000 I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know what I'm doing Nope, it's none of your business So I've been on the head, what can I say, bitch? I've been on the head, so what can I do, girl? I ain't got no ass like that I'm in the sound, back, back, back I won't do the same thing again I've been on the head, so what can I say, bitch? I've been on the head, so what can I say, bitch? I've been on the head, so what can I say, bitch? Pow, pow, I ain't no liar, I'm just a fucking hitter Why you keep looking at me with your tongue out your mouth? You really must want me to blow your tongue Pow, pow, pow

00:49:54.000 We present Madison, New Jersey to the first.

00:51:22.000 Let go

00:52:22.000 Thank you for watching this video. Have a nice day!

00:57:22.000 Thank you.

00:58:34.000 Let's go!

00:58:56.000 Bro, this shit is hard as fuck, and I'm wearing thin as shit, right? Thin on the armor, right? I'm wearing shoes and fur. This is my fur. Look at this. This is my fur.

00:59:12.000 I'm wearing this wire, man. Yo, yo, yo, Chad. Chad. What you saying, Chad? What you saying, Chad?

01:00:31.000 Shout out to Kik, man. Guys, come over to Kik so I can read your chat, alright? So if you're on Kik, I want to say, Kik is lit. Let's make it happen, okay?

01:00:47.000 So put a W in chat for Kik, bro.

01:00:51.000 Kik.

01:01:22.000 I know, like, almost more than half the people here. They're good people.

01:01:31.000 Right. Walk around.

01:01:40.000 It's awesome, y 'all.

01:02:24.000 I was in the back, but it took a while. I was playing. I was just playing. I was going to play.

01:02:34.000 I was playing. I was playing.

01:02:53.000 Dude, this is gone, bitch, right? It was content, and this is what I was telling you. Content right there. We don't talk about it.

01:04:00.000 I'll be robber's boy, I'll be foundin' you in my eyes I'm poppin' perky, drunk, and gatherin' every once in a while That's the taxidermist, yeah Lookin' from the back, I put up Sneaky talkin' like you like it Every time, yeah

01:05:11.000 I don't want your niggas now What's in that bathroom?

01:05:54.000 Drop check, you and me, I ain't need a job, I'm perfect in bed, and I won't be in shame Someone's gonna watch you, cause you're lying to me Seven in the middle of something, something real, that's what's funny Something real, that's what's funny See a real, that's what's funny I'm at the second window, it's the ground, I'm walking to me I think I drank my breakfast, lunch, and dinner for some kitties Who believe me? I said, really? I'ma eat it later

01:06:52.000 That bitch put it, that's how it is for me Only thing I give up is the high

01:07:57.000 Beautiful lady, beautiful lady

01:12:22.000 Thank you.

01:16:36.000 You want to make the complete meal and it's the most precious thing on this planet. You burn the skin of life that you already grow. My friends always forget it.

01:16:52.000 Yeah, I've heard it. There's nobody here. What are we? Gold Ziggurats? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

01:22:53.000 Is this another party?

01:23:03.000 Bro, do you think it's harder out here? I'll be honest There's so many people, it's harder out here too Peace out bro What up man, can I get some free food? Free food? After this, we have desserts Barban! Barban Everybody grab it. The real bottom line. It's hot, bro. Holy shit. I'm ready for the yacht. Ready for the yacht.

01:23:33.000 Yeah, bro, it's too hot.

01:23:37.000 Yo, you want some?

01:24:25.000 I'm like you look so familiar let's go you ready Uh, I want to just, I don't want to follow that. Hey, hey, hey. Because now that I see you, it's all a lie. I cannot follow you. We are gossiping. No, no, no.

01:24:49.000 Talking about church.

01:24:51.000 We're talking about God here.

01:24:52.000 God is amazing.

01:24:53.000 God blessed me to meet this amazing guy.

01:24:56.000 He's such a good guy.

01:24:58.000 Thank you.

01:24:58.000 Why are you single?

01:24:59.000 I was waiting for you.

01:25:02.000 Okay, we're getting married.

01:25:05.000 I like it.

01:25:05.000 No, Brazilian, right?

01:25:06.000 Yes.

01:25:07.000 So you're a cop or you're SWAT?

01:25:10.000 I'm SWAT.

01:25:11.000 I'm elevated.

01:25:12.000 I'm elevated.

01:25:13.000 What we're called SWAT?

01:25:14.000 I love you guys, man.

01:25:14.000 SWAT's amazing.

01:25:15.000 I'm not going to lie.

01:25:16.000 I'm a SWATer out of here.

01:25:19.000 You're coming on a yacht, right?

01:25:21.000 That was good.

01:25:22.000 No, I'm scared of yachts.

01:25:23.000 Why?

01:25:24.000 I don't know.

01:25:25.000 You and us.

01:25:26.000 Everyone's going to be there.

01:25:27.000 I don't think about it.

01:25:28.000 Oh my God, I lost my badge.

01:25:29.000 You look good.

01:25:31.000 Might as well.

01:25:32.000 I'm sick.

01:25:33.000 I'm sick.

01:25:34.000 I'm sick.

01:25:35.000 But yeah.

01:25:36.000 Oh no, he's actually going to say.

01:25:38.000 So we're getting married.

01:25:41.000 I don't cook though.

01:25:43.000 So we're getting married.

01:25:45.000 He's doing the cooking.

01:25:47.000 You, not me.

01:25:48.000 You.

01:25:49.000 I'm not cooking.

01:25:50.000 We're going to hire a chef then.

01:25:51.000 We hire us because I have to work from the squad.

01:25:54.000 I have freedom.

01:25:55.000 I got to work too.

01:25:56.000 I'm Zoro.

01:25:57.000 So we making that money?

01:25:58.000 Yeah.

01:25:59.000 Listen, I'll do the work, you stay home and chill.

01:26:02.000 I love that.

01:26:04.000 When you come home, I'll treat you right.

01:26:07.000 You're funny.

01:26:09.000 I like it, I like it.

01:26:10.000 Thank you.

01:26:10.000 Don't shut your mouth.

01:26:12.000 All right.

01:26:13.000 Don't shut your mouth, bro.

01:26:16.000 Hey, baby, what's going on?

01:26:19.000 I want to hear this shit.

01:26:21.000 It came to me.

01:26:22.000 Oh my God.

01:26:23.000 I would kill.

01:26:25.000 No, it was great out here.

01:26:28.000 Way better.

01:26:28.000 I'm like, I'm like, hot right now.

01:26:30.000 Let's play for the night, man.

01:26:34.000 Okay, let's just say hi.

01:26:37.000 And then, uh, see what's up?

01:26:39.000 Batman.

01:26:40.000 Ah.

01:26:40.000 Is that?

01:26:41.000 Is that who I think it is?

01:26:44.000 No way.

01:26:45.000 No way, is that him?

01:26:49.000 Is that James?

01:26:51.000 Oh, what's going on?

01:26:54.000 You ready?

01:26:55.000 All right.

01:26:55.000 What's up, James?

01:26:58.000 All right.

01:26:58.000 Legendary, bro.

01:26:59.000 Chat, legendary.

01:27:00.000 Let you know what's up.

01:27:01.000 What's up with y'all, man?

01:27:02.000 God bless y'all, man.

01:27:04.000 What's up?

01:27:04.000 Yo.

01:27:05.000 Say what's up, man?

01:27:07.000 What up?

01:27:08.000 Hustlemania in the building.

01:27:09.000 Hustlemania, baby.

01:27:11.000 God bless you, bro.

01:27:15.000 Legendary.

01:27:16.000 Exactly.

01:27:16.000 Okay, guys.

01:27:16.000 I'm on my life.

01:27:17.000 I'm fucking doing it.

01:27:18.000 Way better out here, but holy smokes.

01:27:22.000 You're right.

01:27:23.000 You're right.

01:27:24.000 You're so funny.

01:27:28.000 I know what you're right about.

01:27:31.000 I'm glad we got that viral video.

01:27:34.000 Oh, God.

01:27:34.000 You got the best man.

01:27:36.000 Yeah, he's best best believe you're walking around respect 100% he's the man.

01:27:43.000 Oh, yeah, you're the man.

01:27:45.000 You're the man Okay, okay, okay You got going on I respect that shit to the full of that shit raw as fuck Because I've been doing the silent libraries and shit.

01:28:02.000 I don't know if you heard about it.

01:28:04.000 No, what is that?

01:28:06.000 Like, I've been bringing back the old MTV in my streams.

01:28:10.000 Really?

01:28:10.000 So, silent library, NAICS, American Ninja Warrior, shit like that.

01:28:13.000 Rug BZ, that's my stream.

01:28:14.000 You feel me?

01:28:15.000 I'm always streaming every day, 24 7.

01:28:18.000 You feel me?

01:28:18.000 So, oh, God, bro.

01:28:20.000 Like, we need to get that in.

01:28:21.000 Nah, I need a list of shit.

01:28:22.000 You feel me?

01:28:23.000 Huh?

01:28:23.000 I need a list, bro.

01:28:24.000 You have a list?

01:28:26.000 Yes.

01:28:26.000 Bro, you be doing cologne, ain't it?

01:28:28.000 Huh?

01:28:28.000 You be doing cologne.

01:28:30.000 I have a cologne list.

01:28:33.000 I'll give you one right now for the chat.

01:28:35.000 Guys, cologne for the ladies, they're gonna love it.

01:28:39.000 Why sell tuxedo?

01:28:40.000 You heard it here first.

01:28:42.000 Why sell tuxedo?

01:28:43.000 It's fire.

01:28:43.000 You know.

01:28:44.000 And then, hold on, tell them what you're talking about.

01:28:47.000 Ladies, I would say Mason Crivelli.

01:28:51.000 If you want some real good shit, Mason Crivelli.

01:29:09.000 Oh, it's so hot.

01:29:11.000 But this is way better.

01:29:13.000 Oh, you're hot.

01:29:14.000 What's your name?

01:29:15.000 Thank you.

01:29:15.000 I'm used to have music.

01:29:17.000 Where are you from?

01:29:18.000 Tampa.

01:29:18.000 Tampa?

01:29:18.000 Sorry to hear that.

01:29:20.000 Well, I'm not from there, but we live there.

01:29:22.000 We live there.

01:29:23.000 Mime is way better.

01:29:24.000 But you're here now, so that's what matters.

01:29:26.000 We live both places.

01:29:28.000 Really?

01:29:29.000 So, what are you?

01:29:30.000 What do you mean, what am I?

01:29:31.000 Calvin, what are you?

01:29:33.000 I'm Zoro.

01:29:34.000 I thought you were a magician.

01:29:37.000 I could be.

01:29:38.000 I'm making him a bear.

01:29:40.000 Oh, wow.

01:29:41.000 You're Zoro?

01:29:42.000 No, uh, what am I getting?

01:29:45.000 Zora, I forgot what I am.

01:29:47.000 Just say you're a magician.

01:29:48.000 Get rid of this.

01:29:49.000 Disappear, disappear.

01:29:50.000 Hey, yo, follow me on Instagram.

01:29:53.000 Follow me on Instagram.

01:29:55.000 Worst game.

01:29:56.000 Don't do that, chat.

01:30:02.000 I'm not gonna hold you, chat.

01:30:06.000 This is way better.

01:30:07.000 Oh, I'm Flo from Progressive.

01:30:11.000 Oh, my God.

01:30:12.000 I'm Flo from Progressive.

01:30:14.000 I can save money with my shirt?

01:30:15.000 Yes, I got life, auto, rentals.

01:30:18.000 I need life.

01:30:19.000 Because you might kill me.

01:30:21.000 I will.

01:30:21.000 I'm not the talking you've been doing.

01:30:23.000 No, my God.

01:30:24.000 How you been?

01:30:25.000 Amazing.

01:30:26.000 It's hot in there.

01:30:27.000 No, you won't believe it.

01:30:28.000 After our fucking podcast, I got 10 followers.

01:30:32.000 That's it?

01:30:33.000 Yes.

01:30:34.000 That's the most never forgotten day, bro.

01:30:36.000 It's big, VVV.

01:30:37.000 Yes, the motherfucking biggest.

01:30:39.000 Come on.

01:30:39.000 I can't have my mic on.

01:30:42.000 Wow.

01:30:42.000 What the hell?

01:30:50.000 Flow.

01:30:51.000 Just flow.

01:30:52.000 Flow.

01:30:54.000 Just flow.

01:30:54.000 It's the Z, right?

01:30:55.000 It's an outfit with a Z. What's its name?

01:30:57.000 I know who you're dressed up.

01:30:58.000 No, no, Zoro.

01:30:59.000 Zoro.

01:31:00.000 Yeah.

01:31:00.000 Zoro.

01:31:01.000 Zoro.

01:31:02.000 How do you say it?

01:31:03.000 What is it?

01:31:04.000 Zoro, Zoro, Zoro.

01:31:06.000 Because I know it's not like.

01:31:08.000 Not One Piece, the other one.

01:31:09.000 I know, I know.

01:31:10.000 It's like a real life movie.

01:31:12.000 And he's like, I know, wait, Itachi?

01:31:14.000 Akatsuki.

01:31:15.000 Oh, I see, that's why.

01:31:16.000 Look.

01:31:17.000 It's hard.

01:31:17.000 Wait, Hold on, wait, hold on, chat.

01:31:20.000 I'm not gonna lie, you know what you're missing?

01:31:23.000 Where's the Sharingan at?

01:31:24.000 Nah, listen.

01:31:26.000 Anyone can join the Akaski, nigga.

01:31:29.000 Really?

01:31:29.000 Yeah, anyone can join them.

01:31:31.000 They're a group, they're an orc, you know what I'm saying?

01:31:33.000 They have different powers.

01:31:35.000 No, that's true.

01:31:37.000 You know Ball, so he's right.

01:31:38.000 What are you, Ryu?

01:31:40.000 No, I'm Ken.

01:31:41.000 Ken.

01:31:42.000 Ken.

01:31:43.000 I was missing my hair, I was trying to dye it, but I was like, shh.

01:31:47.000 That's good.

01:31:48.000 You know what I mean?

01:31:50.000 Man.

01:31:50.000 My bad.

01:31:51.000 Genjutsu in this bitch, he said.

01:31:53.000 He said Genjutsu.

01:31:54.000 Oh, right.

01:31:55.000 Wait.

01:31:55.000 Did you end up finding the task?

01:31:58.000 I'm not gonna lie.

01:31:59.000 Yes, I did find the task, and guess who might go to Brandris tomorrow?

01:32:02.000 Thank you.

01:32:04.000 Okay.

01:32:04.000 I'm trying to box fly Soldier.

01:32:06.000 Really?

01:32:06.000 Yeah, I'm trying to beat the shit out of that scrawny ass little bitch.

01:32:10.000 He's the same height as me.

01:32:11.000 Have you seen?

01:32:12.000 The viral clip with me and him, I think I could beat him up.

01:32:14.000 Light work, no real.

01:32:15.000 You've been a man?

01:32:16.000 Yeah, I swear to God.

01:32:17.000 I've hit men before.

01:32:18.000 Not gonna be the first time, not gonna be the last.

01:32:19.000 You're not gonna find a man.

01:32:20.000 I will find a man.

01:32:21.000 I've done it before.

01:32:22.000 You'll find a man.

01:32:22.000 Let's be honest.

01:32:23.000 I will find a man.

01:32:24.000 It's about Boy, I would beat the shit out of my ass.

01:32:27.000 60 years old, thought you were full strength.

01:32:29.000 No, I wouldn't.

01:32:32.000 You don't want to fight a man.

01:32:33.000 I want to fight a man.

01:32:34.000 I don't believe in equal rights or equal fights.

01:32:36.000 So you're equal.

01:32:37.000 He could be 6'3, like size doesn't matter.

01:32:39.000 He could be 6'3.

01:32:41.000 He could be 6'4 man at the age of 16.

01:32:44.000 Shout out to that bitch.

01:32:46.000 But yeah, I think I could take that scroll.

01:32:49.000 You cannot fight a man.

01:32:50.000 I've done it before.

01:32:51.000 And if you do it?

01:32:53.000 I'll film it and send it to you.

01:32:54.000 And I'll say your ass is next.

01:32:56.000 Your ass is next.

01:32:57.000 Oh my goodness.

01:32:58.000 I'll be like, give me in the ring with him now.

01:32:59.000 I'm so scared.

01:33:00.000 She wants to fight a man.

01:33:03.000 I want to fight, no, not a man.

01:33:05.000 I want to fight Fly Soldier.

01:33:07.000 I could take him.

01:33:09.000 I don't blame her though.

01:33:10.000 I could take him.

01:33:12.000 If someone D-Low's height could beat the shit out of him.

01:33:14.000 Alright, so on the 24-7, he tried her.

01:33:19.000 Oh, no, no.

01:33:20.000 She tried him.

01:33:21.000 Yeah, I didn't try the fuck out of him.

01:33:22.000 That was me.

01:33:23.000 I remember now.

01:33:25.000 I'm lit, but I'm not a nigga.

01:33:26.000 Sorry, like, sorry.

Fresh & Fit - October 15, 2026

Deen and AB Halloween Party

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