Fresh & Fit - June 26, 2025


Girls Can't Name 3 Countries? What Obstacles Face Modern Men And Women In Dating?


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 1 minute

Words per Minute

166.45515

Word Count

30,170

Sentence Count

4,515

Misogynist Sentences

347

Hate Speech Sentences

349


Summary

On this episode of After Hours, we are joined by our good friend John Zirka and we talk about a variety of topics. We talk about the craziness that is going on in Miami real estate and how much it's going to cost to live there. We also talk about how much money it takes to live in Miami now that it's cheaper than it used to be.


Transcript

00:07:00.000 Hey, we are alive.
00:07:00.000 What's up, guys?
00:07:01.000 Welcome to First Your Podcast where we're John Zerk.
00:07:02.000 What's up, little ladies?
00:07:03.000 Let's get into it.
00:07:04.000 go Nobody cares, bro.
00:07:25.000 Get out.
00:07:25.000 It's a nightmare.
00:07:28.000 I'm not mad.
00:07:30.000 In the night, no control.
00:07:35.000 Yo, put your shoes on outside.
00:07:36.000 You don't gotta put them on in here.
00:07:38.000 I'm not gonna make it.
00:07:42.000 I must believe in something so I'll make myself believe in this life.
00:07:47.000 I must believe in something so I'm not going to be able to do it.
00:07:54.000 All right, we're alive.
00:07:55.000 What's up, guys?
00:07:55.000 Welcome to Fresh Podcast After Hours.
00:07:57.000 This is your man.
00:07:57.000 We're joined with John Zirka on some love days.
00:07:59.000 I think Zirka's last day is today.
00:08:01.000 Yeah, you leave tomorrow, right?
00:08:03.000 I'm moving into this building.
00:08:05.000 Are you moving?
00:08:06.000 I swear to God.
00:08:09.000 No, no, no, you're not trolling.
00:08:11.000 I thought this building's seven.
00:08:12.000 I'm like, that's kind of a waste of money.
00:08:14.000 Apparently, it's the cheapest it's ever been.
00:08:16.000 Yeah.
00:08:16.000 Well, here's the thing.
00:08:17.000 If I get this for $41, that's fucking insane.
00:08:20.000 Bro, this is all Miami, though.
00:08:22.000 All Miami's real estate right now is correcting.
00:08:24.000 I thought Miami would be the most expensive in the world.
00:08:26.000 It's a joke.
00:08:28.000 It was, but it's correct.
00:08:28.000 No, no, no.
00:08:29.000 It's expensive because you got to buy food.
00:08:31.000 Of course.
00:08:31.000 But I'm saying, like, it's correcting from like two years ago.
00:08:33.000 Yeah.
00:08:33.000 What was that?
00:08:34.000 It's Peace.
00:08:34.000 After COVID, it kind of went down a little bit.
00:08:35.000 It corrupted.
00:08:36.000 Which is good.
00:08:37.000 It's good.
00:08:37.000 So, yeah, it's correcting.
00:08:38.000 So that's good.
00:08:39.000 And the beautiful part is on the days you guys are not live, I'm starting to go live again.
00:08:45.000 I'm coming back up again.
00:08:46.000 Good, man.
00:08:46.000 Stop being a bump, man.
00:08:47.000 That's great.
00:08:48.000 Good stuff.
00:08:49.000 Okay, so quick announcement we get to show, I guess.
00:08:52.000 Code CC17.
00:08:53.000 Yes.
00:08:54.000 We did a Zoom call with the guys earlier.
00:08:55.000 Oh, CryptoCourse is open.
00:08:56.000 Yes.
00:08:57.000 I forgot to mention that last episode.
00:08:58.000 God damn.
00:08:58.000 Back for us.
00:08:59.000 Guys, it's yeah.
00:09:00.000 A lot of you guys messaged us and said you guys want to join in.
00:09:03.000 So we'll keep it open for you guys a little bit longer.
00:09:05.000 I don't know how much longer.
00:09:07.000 You're on the phone with us.
00:09:08.000 At least until, I think, Friday or this weekend.
00:09:12.000 Okay.
00:09:12.000 So.
00:09:12.000 Yeah, because a bunch of you guys, see, we forgot to even mention on the last episode.
00:09:15.000 So yeah, guys, it's open.
00:09:17.000 Get in there.
00:09:17.000 It's pinned at the top of the description.
00:09:19.000 Get in there while you guys can.
00:09:20.000 They're going to close it out.
00:09:21.000 And yeah.
00:09:22.000 Anything else?
00:09:24.000 That's it for now.
00:09:25.000 And link down below.
00:09:26.000 Chris, go ahead.
00:09:28.000 He's here.
00:09:29.000 I'm surprised.
00:09:32.000 According to who, though?
00:09:34.000 I don't know.
00:09:35.000 You know, group chat shit.
00:09:36.000 But anyways, yo, shout out to the chat.
00:09:38.000 Shout out to the girls.
00:09:39.000 We got eight girls on the panel.
00:09:40.000 No whales.
00:09:42.000 All new girls, too.
00:09:43.000 You know, except one, no whales.
00:09:48.000 I do work hard for you guys.
00:09:49.000 So W Chad, W Zerka, W Girls.
00:09:52.000 W Chris.
00:09:53.000 And find me on onlyfans.com slash Aaron Boxing.
00:09:56.000 Yo, I'm joking.
00:09:58.000 Collab with me, ladies.
00:10:00.000 So anyways, but support me on Kik because me and Mario do play Marvel rivals, you know, Irage and that shit too.
00:10:05.000 More than Myron, believe it or not.
00:10:07.000 And Fresh might join us.
00:10:08.000 Who knows?
00:10:09.000 I don't know about all that.
00:10:12.000 What, what, what, what, what?
00:10:12.000 More than Mari?
00:10:14.000 Yeah, trust me, Mario's there.
00:10:15.000 You know, Mario, Mari, take it.
00:10:17.000 He crossed.
00:10:17.000 Well, I try to join the game chat so I could tell them they suck.
00:10:20.000 You just want to sit in Discord like a loser.
00:10:21.000 I tell them they're not.
00:10:23.000 No, yeah, they're a trash, but I don't want to argue with randoms.
00:10:26.000 Yeah, see, that's not fun.
00:10:27.000 You got to shit on randoms.
00:10:28.000 Oh, you know what?
00:10:30.000 Yo, let's do that then.
00:10:31.000 That should be hilarious.
00:10:34.000 We could call them, you know, everything.
00:10:35.000 All right, fuck it.
00:10:36.000 Let's do it.
00:10:36.000 All right.
00:10:37.000 Anything else?
00:10:38.000 No, we good?
00:10:38.000 That was it.
00:10:39.000 All right.
00:10:40.000 All right.
00:10:40.000 We'll do some chats and then intros.
00:10:42.000 Yeah.
00:10:43.000 Okay.
00:10:43.000 Yeah, go ahead.
00:10:44.000 Read that record.
00:10:44.000 But Checkabos says, Neither countries, if they get it wrong, Zerka has to do a line.
00:10:49.000 Okay.
00:10:50.000 No, actually, Fresh.
00:10:52.000 The new idea had.
00:10:54.000 Damn, Fresh.
00:10:55.000 Look who's sitting next to you, Fresh.
00:10:56.000 In the group chat.
00:10:57.000 Look at that.
00:10:59.000 Fresh.
00:10:59.000 That's someone's mom right there.
00:11:01.000 So we'll start over here first.
00:11:03.000 So this is the game we play here.
00:11:05.000 No, but Fresh, like the new idea.
00:11:07.000 I told you in the group chat.
00:11:08.000 Yeah, let's do that.
00:11:08.000 We're doing spin the bottle first.
00:11:10.000 Spin the bottle?
00:11:11.000 Yeah.
00:11:11.000 Go ahead, Chris.
00:11:12.000 Yeah, give it a break.
00:11:12.000 You got a good idea.
00:11:13.000 Go ahead.
00:11:14.000 All right, so basically this, because first can't read chats nowadays.
00:11:16.000 Just scroll up, nigga, one time.
00:11:18.000 All right, so basically, ladies, all right?
00:11:21.000 All right, so let's see.
00:11:24.000 Instead of naming three countries, right, you start with one country, right?
00:11:28.000 And everyone goes one by one.
00:11:30.000 So everyone names one country.
00:11:31.000 And if you name it wrong, you're out.
00:11:33.000 The last girl standing gets a prize.
00:11:36.000 What's the prize, right?
00:11:37.000 I don't know, nigga.
00:11:40.000 You're a D, nigga.
00:11:40.000 You know what?
00:11:42.000 The prize you get.
00:11:44.000 I don't know.
00:11:45.000 Like, I'll think about the ladies, okay?
00:11:47.000 So it sounds cool.
00:11:48.000 Yes.
00:11:48.000 Mine afresh.
00:11:49.000 All right.
00:11:50.000 All right.
00:11:50.000 Maybe.
00:11:52.000 And shout out for Mike from Boston with that idea, by the way.
00:11:55.000 Oh, yeah.
00:11:55.000 Yeah, it was Mike from Boston.
00:11:57.000 Take a credit.
00:12:00.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:12:01.000 You think it's upgraded, bro?
00:12:02.000 I don't know.
00:12:02.000 Yeah.
00:12:03.000 Okay.
00:12:03.000 Go ahead.
00:12:04.000 So we'll start here.
00:12:05.000 It's just one country, right?
00:12:06.000 And then we go around the country.
00:12:07.000 You can't name USA, Canada, or Mexico.
00:12:10.000 But anything else you can name.
00:12:12.000 And we'll start right here.
00:12:13.000 Just one.
00:12:15.000 That's easy.
00:12:15.000 It's easy for me.
00:12:16.000 Yeah, it's easiest for you because you go first.
00:12:19.000 Damn, you look good on that fucking camera.
00:12:21.000 What the hell?
00:12:24.000 She looks good, yeah.
00:12:25.000 Just one.
00:12:28.000 Okay, DR. Alright.
00:12:31.000 DR. Dominican Republic.
00:12:34.000 Alright, what about you?
00:12:35.000 Sweden.
00:12:36.000 Alright.
00:12:36.000 Peru.
00:12:38.000 Belgium.
00:12:41.000 Africa.
00:12:42.000 Venezuela.
00:12:44.000 Wait, Africa?
00:12:46.000 Yes!
00:12:48.000 Oh my god, we're fucking demanded!
00:12:54.000 Okay, it's my turn.
00:12:56.000 Alright, so she's out?
00:12:57.000 Yeah, you're out.
00:12:57.000 Okay.
00:12:58.000 You're next.
00:12:59.000 No, no.
00:12:59.000 She's in Venezuela.
00:13:00.000 You're next.
00:13:01.000 Egypt.
00:13:03.000 Columbia.
00:13:04.000 Okay.
00:13:05.000 Alright, go on.
00:13:07.000 Again.
00:13:08.000 I'm out.
00:13:10.000 Damn.
00:13:10.000 You gotta try at least.
00:13:16.000 Do you want help?
00:13:18.000 Give me your hand.
00:13:22.000 I'm out.
00:13:24.000 Yeah.
00:13:24.000 Damn.
00:13:25.000 I'm not gonna try.
00:13:26.000 No.
00:13:26.000 Wakanda?
00:13:28.000 Okay.
00:13:30.000 Brazil?
00:13:31.000 Okay.
00:13:32.000 Algeria.
00:13:33.000 Belize.
00:13:35.000 Germany.
00:13:36.000 France.
00:13:37.000 Turkey.
00:13:38.000 Italy.
00:13:40.000 Mamma Mia!
00:13:42.000 Australia.
00:13:43.000 Morocco.
00:13:45.000 Bulgaria.
00:13:47.000 Albania.
00:13:48.000 Spain.
00:13:50.000 Iran.
00:13:51.000 Greece.
00:13:52.000 Okay.
00:13:54.000 Oh, sorry.
00:13:54.000 Um.
00:13:56.000 Jordan.
00:13:59.000 Hello, Harmon!
00:14:00.000 Brazil's name.
00:14:01.000 Hey, his name already.
00:14:02.000 Bolivia.
00:14:03.000 Okay.
00:14:04.000 Chile.
00:14:05.000 Niger 1G.
00:14:08.000 Colombia.
00:14:09.000 No, someone said that already.
00:14:14.000 Get harder now.
00:14:16.000 South Africa.
00:14:18.000 South Africa.
00:14:20.000 Ghana.
00:14:22.000 Russia.
00:14:23.000 United Arab Emirates.
00:14:26.000 Rwanda.
00:14:26.000 Hello, my boy!
00:14:28.000 You said Rwanda?
00:14:29.000 Yokohama Turks and Caicos.
00:14:32.000 Bell Jump.
00:14:35.000 Wait, Circus not in this.
00:14:37.000 It's a kid country sticker.
00:14:39.000 Like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, like it.
00:14:41.000 Netherlands.
00:14:42.000 Okay.
00:14:43.000 Romania.
00:14:44.000 Switzerland.
00:14:46.000 This is going for pretty long.
00:14:47.000 Yeah, these are the one lose.
00:14:48.000 Haram!
00:14:49.000 Libya.
00:14:50.000 Sudan.
00:14:52.000 Haram!
00:14:53.000 Out.
00:14:55.000 I've never tried.
00:14:55.000 I believed in you too, man.
00:14:56.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:58.000 Queen, man.
00:14:59.000 Don't give up.
00:15:00.000 Um.
00:15:05.000 You want some tequila?
00:15:06.000 Spain.
00:15:08.000 Okay.
00:15:09.000 No, no, I already said it's Spain.
00:15:10.000 Okay, man.
00:15:11.000 Ah, shit.
00:15:11.000 Never mind.
00:15:12.000 There you go.
00:15:12.000 Nice rack.
00:15:13.000 Nice rack.
00:15:14.000 Iraq.
00:15:14.000 Jordan?
00:15:15.000 Iraq.
00:15:16.000 She named Rojordan.
00:15:20.000 Yeah, I'm out.
00:15:21.000 Okay.
00:15:22.000 Yeah.
00:15:23.000 Alright, what are we?
00:15:24.000 Switzerland.
00:15:25.000 Okay.
00:15:26.000 Israel.
00:15:28.000 That's kind of a devil.
00:15:31.000 Yes, yes.
00:15:32.000 Yes.
00:15:36.000 We'll give it to you.
00:15:37.000 Ukraine.
00:15:38.000 Okay.
00:15:39.000 Tanzania.
00:15:43.000 Me?
00:15:43.000 Yeah.
00:15:43.000 Poland.
00:15:45.000 Japan.
00:15:47.000 Philippines.
00:15:50.000 United Kingdom.
00:15:51.000 Okay.
00:15:52.000 South Korea.
00:15:57.000 Gujana.
00:15:58.000 Whoa.
00:15:59.000 Okay.
00:16:00.000 What?
00:16:01.000 Gujana.
00:16:02.000 Gujiana?
00:16:02.000 Okay.
00:16:03.000 Okay.
00:16:03.000 Next to Venezuela, so I'm from Venezuela.
00:16:06.000 Guyana.
00:16:07.000 Buena.
00:16:07.000 Buena.
00:16:08.000 Guyana.
00:16:09.000 Yeah.
00:16:09.000 As I was like, Guyuana.
00:16:10.000 Yeah, what's Guyana?
00:16:11.000 Okay.
00:16:11.000 What about you?
00:16:12.000 What's done by?
00:16:13.000 That's another question.
00:16:14.000 Yeah.
00:16:16.000 China.
00:16:16.000 Hawaii.
00:16:18.000 Yeah, I'm gonna stay.
00:16:21.000 Yeah!
00:16:22.000 Yeah!
00:16:22.000 She laughed in a while, look at that.
00:16:23.000 Yeah!
00:16:25.000 That's what I cooked a long time ago.
00:16:26.000 I'm going to show you that.
00:16:27.000 Alright, what about you?
00:16:29.000 Thailand.
00:16:30.000 Cambodia.
00:16:36.000 Pressure's on.
00:16:37.000 Pressure is on.
00:16:42.000 Nicaragua.
00:16:44.000 Chile.
00:16:46.000 Okay.
00:16:47.000 Someone's going to chile before.
00:16:48.000 I think so.
00:16:49.000 Yeah.
00:16:50.000 You got this.
00:16:51.000 You're queen.
00:16:55.000 New Zealand.
00:16:57.000 Okay.
00:16:59.000 I'm out.
00:17:00.000 Oh, yeah.
00:17:00.000 Oh, yeah.
00:17:01.000 Syria.
00:17:02.000 Okay.
00:17:03.000 We got four left.
00:17:04.000 Oh.
00:17:05.000 Top four.
00:17:08.000 Anyways, making it turn around.
00:17:10.000 It's actually really good.
00:17:10.000 Bro, if we had done this game in other panels, bro, they would have been done first.
00:17:15.000 You took the smartest women ever on the show.
00:17:17.000 Yeah.
00:17:17.000 Before in a while.
00:17:19.000 I said, Baron.
00:17:20.000 Baron.
00:17:22.000 Maybe not the smartest.
00:17:25.000 Wait, wait, hold on.
00:17:26.000 Isn't that Baron?
00:17:29.000 Well, you know what to do.
00:17:30.000 I think that's Donald Trump's son.
00:17:32.000 Darren.
00:17:34.000 Is that a country?
00:17:37.000 I'm not going to go with Jared right now.
00:17:40.000 And girl, you get 10 seconds to answer, okay?
00:17:43.000 Don't take too long.
00:17:44.000 10 seconds.
00:17:46.000 Well, the last one said Syria, so let's go in that area.
00:17:49.000 There's a lot in that area you guys didn't mention.
00:17:52.000 Who's turned?
00:17:55.000 Someone with it.
00:17:57.000 Okay, so who's left?
00:17:58.000 Iraq and Venezuela and you?
00:18:01.000 Yeah, Jamaica, right?
00:18:03.000 No, she's not Jamaican?
00:18:04.000 At least three.
00:18:05.000 Or left.
00:18:06.000 At least two and then her.
00:18:07.000 Okay.
00:18:07.000 Alright, let's go.
00:18:09.000 Final death.
00:18:10.000 Australia.
00:18:12.000 I think it's my.
00:18:14.000 My channel.
00:18:15.000 Somebody said it?
00:18:16.000 Yeah.
00:18:16.000 Okay, try again.
00:18:18.000 Okay.
00:18:20.000 Portugal.
00:18:21.000 Okay.
00:18:22.000 right Five.
00:18:30.000 Four.
00:18:31.000 Ten hours later.
00:18:33.000 Three.
00:18:34.000 Six.
00:18:35.000 Two.
00:18:35.000 Bolivia?
00:18:37.000 Is my name Bolivia?
00:18:38.000 No, yeah.
00:18:39.000 Okay, good.
00:18:40.000 What?
00:18:40.000 Is it?
00:18:41.000 Oh, sure.
00:18:42.000 Okay.
00:18:43.000 One more.
00:18:44.000 One more.
00:18:44.000 Five.
00:18:45.000 Bahamas.
00:18:46.000 There you go.
00:18:48.000 Nepal.
00:18:49.000 Okay.
00:18:55.000 I have a doubt on this, but if you don't make mistakes, you know, Puerto Rico.
00:19:02.000 We said.
00:19:04.000 Yeah.
00:19:04.000 We made it far, I'll give you that.
00:19:06.000 Not quite.
00:19:06.000 Yeah.
00:19:06.000 But you're like me, huh?
00:19:10.000 I think I'm right.
00:19:12.000 No, you're wrong.
00:19:13.000 I'm wrong.
00:19:13.000 Yeah, you're wrong.
00:19:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:14.000 Yeah, it's U.S. territory.
00:19:16.000 I mean, how you conquered.
00:19:17.000 It's like Hawaii, something like that.
00:19:20.000 Yeah, not a state, but if you're born there, you're a U.S. citizen.
00:19:24.000 Territory.
00:19:24.000 They got colonized by white men.
00:19:26.000 Pretty much.
00:19:28.000 They tried to do the revolution of niggas lost.
00:19:31.000 Trinidad.
00:19:31.000 Yep.
00:19:32.000 Alright.
00:19:33.000 Yemen.
00:19:35.000 Back and forth.
00:19:36.000 Rock battle.
00:19:37.000 This feels so weird.
00:19:40.000 Come on, Queen.
00:19:41.000 Don't lose.
00:19:41.000 Somebody say Poland.
00:19:42.000 Yeah.
00:19:43.000 Somebody that said Poland, but you try.
00:19:44.000 You got all the black girls on your side right now.
00:19:46.000 Let's go.
00:19:47.000 Come on, let's go.
00:19:48.000 Hey y'all!
00:19:50.000 Hello, dear.
00:19:54.000 That's your name, man.
00:19:55.000 I don't know if I'm about to pronounce this right, but Slovakia.
00:19:59.000 Yup, okay.
00:20:00.000 Oh, Queen.
00:20:01.000 Good stuff.
00:20:02.000 Can I say India?
00:20:03.000 No.
00:20:04.000 You're good.
00:20:04.000 Oh, I'll be Indonesia.
00:20:09.000 Alright.
00:20:10.000 Okay.
00:20:10.000 Yeah.
00:20:11.000 Okay.
00:20:11.000 Kuwait.
00:20:13.000 Alright.
00:20:13.000 Come on, Queen.
00:20:14.000 Don't lose this man.
00:20:15.000 Nigeria.
00:20:16.000 Okay.
00:20:17.000 That flat power, niggas.
00:20:18.000 Let's go.
00:20:21.000 Egypt.
00:20:22.000 All right.
00:20:22.000 I say Egypt.
00:20:24.000 Oh!
00:20:24.000 Oh!
00:20:26.000 Mirror Force!
00:20:30.000 Hello, Africa!
00:20:31.000 Haram!
00:20:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:20:33.000 I said Japan.
00:20:34.000 Oh, yes, Iran.
00:20:37.000 Okay.
00:20:38.000 France?
00:20:39.000 Oh, yeah.
00:20:39.000 No, no, no.
00:20:40.000 I already go to France.
00:20:43.000 Italy?
00:20:44.000 Yeah.
00:20:44.000 Someone said Italy.
00:20:46.000 Greece?
00:20:49.000 Balkans.
00:20:49.000 Go to the Balkans.
00:20:52.000 You're safe in the Balkans, trust me.
00:20:54.000 Afghanistan.
00:20:56.000 Somebody said that.
00:20:56.000 No, nobody said that.
00:20:57.000 No one said that.
00:20:58.000 No one said that.
00:20:58.000 I would ever say that.
00:20:59.000 You're next.
00:21:05.000 Sorry, I'll give you a little bit extra time because this ain't easy.
00:21:08.000 You guys are doing better than that.
00:21:09.000 Yeah, yeah, actually, again, much credit to you guys.
00:21:11.000 Probably y'all niggas, man.
00:21:12.000 There's girls that can't even eat one.
00:21:14.000 Did somebody say the Philippines already?
00:21:16.000 Yeah.
00:21:17.000 Yeah.
00:21:19.000 That area where they eat anything, stay there.
00:21:22.000 There's a lot there.
00:21:23.000 Bye.
00:21:24.000 Wait, um...
00:21:27.000 Quite a few?
00:21:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:21:29.000 Czech.
00:21:30.000 Czech Republic?
00:21:31.000 Damn!
00:21:33.000 Cut that, check, nigga.
00:21:34.000 Okay.
00:21:37.000 Oh, my Hoitland.
00:21:38.000 With the ice, bitch.
00:21:44.000 Come on, man.
00:21:45.000 Come on.
00:21:45.000 Come on, man.
00:21:47.000 No buenos.
00:21:52.000 This is so much better than the regular spicy.
00:21:54.000 This is good, bro.
00:21:54.000 This is great.
00:21:55.000 Mike from Boston.
00:21:56.000 W Mike.
00:22:00.000 Mike's Indiana.
00:22:01.000 Good.
00:22:02.000 Shout out to you, Mike.
00:22:02.000 It's my turn.
00:22:03.000 Okay.
00:22:04.000 It's always your turn, baby.
00:22:08.000 Actually, matter of fact, what an intro.
00:22:11.000 Oh, my God.
00:22:12.000 Remember what she said?
00:22:13.000 You can say the other one.
00:22:15.000 It's very close to what she said.
00:22:17.000 I don't even know what she said.
00:22:21.000 She said Iceland.
00:22:23.000 Get the other one.
00:22:24.000 No, hope it, Zirka.
00:22:25.000 I'm not, I'm not.
00:22:26.000 England?
00:22:27.000 Maybe if I say you?
00:22:28.000 Yeah, somebody didn't say.
00:22:30.000 They said United Kingdom.
00:22:31.000 Oh.
00:22:33.000 Here, let me give a hint.
00:22:35.000 Nah, nigga.
00:22:36.000 If I was hurt, you gonna give it to me.
00:22:43.000 What?
00:22:44.000 Okay.
00:22:46.000 No, you're good.
00:22:48.000 That's a country?
00:22:48.000 That's a damn thing.
00:22:50.000 El Salvador.
00:22:52.000 Wow.
00:22:52.000 What the hell?
00:22:56.000 With the ice there.
00:22:57.000 This is like Savador.
00:23:00.000 Attack.
00:23:00.000 But y'all take the loose, bro.
00:23:01.000 This is ping pong.
00:23:04.000 Okay.
00:23:04.000 My boy, fucking kiss me.
00:23:08.000 Your bars are good.
00:23:10.000 Holy shit.
00:23:11.000 Greenland.
00:23:12.000 Oh, that's my green guy.
00:23:14.000 Green.
00:23:15.000 With the green.
00:23:17.000 Damn.
00:23:18.000 Shit.
00:23:19.000 Oh, my God.
00:23:21.000 You got this nigga?
00:23:24.000 Let's go.
00:23:28.000 This is actually a good one.
00:23:30.000 I never thought a woman could beat me in this.
00:23:31.000 You guys are destroying me.
00:23:33.000 Destroying me.
00:23:34.000 I still make more money.
00:23:37.000 Hold on.
00:23:39.000 Bill's not already.
00:23:42.000 Yo, Chad is engaged right now.
00:23:44.000 Chad's like, stay on his side.
00:23:45.000 All countries.
00:23:47.000 Yo, Chad's loving us right now.
00:23:49.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:23:51.000 Got him a day.
00:23:51.000 Got it.
00:23:52.000 One more time she loses.
00:23:54.000 One more time she loses.
00:23:54.000 Ayos, meo.
00:23:56.000 Donyo.
00:23:58.000 Alright.
00:23:58.000 Okay, cool.
00:23:59.000 Alright.
00:24:00.000 Pakistan.
00:24:01.000 Oh, shit.
00:24:02.000 The Pakistan stands.
00:24:05.000 Pakistan, man.
00:24:07.000 Muslim Indians.
00:24:08.000 Oh, my God.
00:24:10.000 That's what they are, bro.
00:24:12.000 Let's think a little bit less.
00:24:14.000 Damn.
00:24:16.000 Oh, you want me to lie?
00:24:19.000 Think of your origins.
00:24:22.000 Black power.
00:24:24.000 Black Lives Matter.
00:24:27.000 Get a close up on the rack.
00:24:30.000 Iraq, Iraq.
00:24:34.000 Talk, boy, talk, talk.
00:24:37.000 Oh my god.
00:24:38.000 Yeah, I'm good.
00:24:40.000 That's it?
00:24:41.000 You give up?
00:24:41.000 No, no, don't give up.
00:24:43.000 You're doing so good.
00:24:43.000 I'm almost finished.
00:24:45.000 Oh, my God.
00:24:47.000 You're almost finished.
00:24:49.000 Hey, yo, chill, bro.
00:24:51.000 We're finishing.
00:24:52.000 Hey, yo.
00:24:56.000 So I understand I'll show you already.
00:24:58.000 Yeah.
00:25:00.000 Think of Santa Claus.
00:25:02.000 Don't do that.
00:25:05.000 That doesn't help at all.
00:25:10.000 I'm okay died for this.
00:25:11.000 I said Indonesia already.
00:25:13.000 Yeah.
00:25:14.000 Think of the zebra.
00:25:17.000 The talks.
00:25:18.000 The zebra that talks.
00:25:19.000 You?
00:25:20.000 Oh, Madagascar.
00:25:21.000 Yeah!
00:25:23.000 Shut up!
00:25:24.000 1933!
00:25:29.000 45!
00:25:30.000 1939!
00:25:31.000 Madagascar, man!
00:25:32.000 We can't do it.
00:25:33.000 We're on YouTube.
00:25:33.000 We're on YouTube.
00:25:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:36.000 What year?
00:25:36.000 1939.
00:25:40.000 They proposed in the 30s young.
00:25:41.000 Did someone say Bulgaria?
00:25:43.000 No.
00:25:43.000 No?
00:25:44.000 Good.
00:25:44.000 No one.
00:25:44.000 Oh my God.
00:25:47.000 But yeah, we were supposed to send them to Madagascar.
00:25:48.000 This is intense, bro.
00:25:49.000 The Palestinians were still in their land, bro.
00:25:52.000 This is right next to Madagascar.
00:25:53.000 It's very intense.
00:25:56.000 Who got this?
00:25:59.000 Oh.
00:25:59.000 Did somebody Say the Bahamas?
00:26:01.000 Yeah.
00:26:01.000 Yes.
00:26:02.000 Jamaica?
00:26:02.000 No!
00:26:03.000 Oh!
00:26:04.000 Bomba clad!
00:26:05.000 Okay.
00:26:06.000 Bomba clad!
00:26:08.000 Someone say Barbados?
00:26:10.000 No.
00:26:10.000 Damn.
00:26:11.000 What the hell?
00:26:14.000 Cheese on bread, you're not smart.
00:26:16.000 You're the rice in those cheese on your butter, Ross.
00:26:21.000 That's a trident.
00:26:24.000 That was a trident in your heart.
00:26:26.000 What is this, a fucking rap battle?
00:26:29.000 Oh my God!
00:26:29.000 Eh eh, Nabulé!
00:26:34.000 Uh oh, uh oh, Pierre!
00:26:36.000 Don't Pierre!
00:26:38.000 What you got?
00:26:39.000 That's fine.
00:26:42.000 Worst cursory ever.
00:26:43.000 Gotta curse y'all niggas, man.
00:26:44.000 Yo, chill, bro.
00:26:46.000 We're bosses.
00:26:47.000 I'm just saying.
00:26:48.000 Earthquakes.
00:26:50.000 Shake the ground that you walk on.
00:26:51.000 Wait, St. Martin.
00:26:52.000 Y'all niggas punish, man.
00:26:54.000 For that volume.
00:26:54.000 Oh, no.
00:26:55.000 That's good.
00:26:55.000 Oh, St. Martin?
00:26:56.000 Oh.
00:26:57.000 North Korea.
00:26:58.000 Somebody says.
00:26:59.000 Oh, my God.
00:27:01.000 Rocket Man.
00:27:02.000 Rocket Man.
00:27:03.000 The power.
00:27:03.000 What you got?
00:27:05.000 Costa Rica.
00:27:06.000 Okay, right.
00:27:06.000 Okay.
00:27:07.000 I'm drugging it real.
00:27:08.000 This is the longest battle ever.
00:27:09.000 Yeah.
00:27:10.000 Why these guys don't want to lose, bro?
00:27:12.000 You name one already.
00:27:16.000 All right, guys.
00:27:17.000 What's up?
00:27:18.000 Somebody out with the girls, man.
00:27:19.000 Okay, somebody.
00:27:21.000 We have a shorter one.
00:27:22.000 This is after all.
00:27:23.000 You guys can remember all this, but cannot remember to clean up the house.
00:27:30.000 This is crazy.
00:27:33.000 I said.
00:27:36.000 Down under.
00:27:40.000 Give me your hand.
00:27:42.000 Think of down under, the land down under.
00:27:45.000 That's not help.
00:27:46.000 I'm talking about the table.
00:27:48.000 East, west.
00:27:51.000 Never eat shredded meat.
00:27:54.000 Oh, that's good.
00:27:55.000 Yeah.
00:27:56.000 It's actually really good.
00:28:00.000 Kangaroos.
00:28:00.000 What about some kangaroos?
00:28:02.000 I'll show you.
00:28:03.000 Somebody already said some of that.
00:28:05.000 I've been fucking around.
00:28:06.000 Come on, Black.
00:28:06.000 Don't crack.
00:28:07.000 Let's go.
00:28:08.000 Let me go back to Africa.
00:28:11.000 Wow, I've never thought I'd hear that.
00:28:16.000 I think that's how I should be honest with you.
00:28:18.000 Did somebody say Cameroon?
00:28:19.000 No.
00:28:20.000 Yeah.
00:28:22.000 Shut up.
00:28:22.000 Shouldn't make it shut up, though.
00:28:27.000 One second.
00:28:29.000 That's fine.
00:28:29.000 Take it fine.
00:28:30.000 Take it time.
00:28:32.000 Not too long.
00:28:33.000 Nigga time.
00:28:34.000 It's like 30 minutes.
00:28:36.000 It's the longest we've done the countries.
00:28:39.000 You can't say Russia.
00:28:41.000 You can't say that.
00:28:42.000 We forget it.
00:28:44.000 Khabib.
00:28:45.000 That's the game, Russia.
00:28:46.000 Ground and pound Khabib.
00:28:48.000 Saudi Arabia.
00:28:50.000 Okay.
00:28:50.000 Oh, my.
00:28:53.000 Oh, no, my God.
00:28:54.000 No, no, no, no.
00:28:55.000 Subscribe.
00:28:56.000 He's not a country.
00:29:00.000 You're attractive.
00:29:01.000 Facts.
00:29:02.000 I'm on the light, bro.
00:29:02.000 I got a boner.
00:29:03.000 Yeah.
00:29:06.000 I'm a comedian.
00:29:14.000 Why is she looking at me like that?
00:29:16.000 I'm not looking at you.
00:29:18.000 I'm just shouting in your place, bro.
00:29:21.000 This is stressful.
00:29:22.000 Yes.
00:29:23.000 It is.
00:29:23.000 This is fun for us, though, nigga.
00:29:24.000 Can I say Portugal?
00:29:26.000 What?
00:29:26.000 No, I said Portugal.
00:29:27.000 Yeah, that's how he said it.
00:29:29.000 Hmm.
00:29:31.000 Hmm.
00:29:40.000 Yeah, I'm cooked.
00:29:42.000 No, you got this.
00:29:42.000 No, don't give up.
00:29:43.000 Don't give up.
00:29:44.000 My fing brain hurts.
00:29:50.000 You were right there.
00:29:51.000 You said Niger.
00:29:53.000 Did I?
00:29:53.000 Oh, yeah, I did.
00:29:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:29:55.000 What's around that?
00:29:56.000 Let's go back to Africa together.
00:30:01.000 There's a lot.
00:30:02.000 There's another one.
00:30:03.000 There's another one.
00:30:05.000 I said Nigeria.
00:30:06.000 Did she?
00:30:07.000 I said Nigeria.
00:30:08.000 Okay, think of other warlords.
00:30:11.000 Maybe Nelson Mandela.
00:30:14.000 Did somebody say Albania?
00:30:16.000 Yeah, I'm from there.
00:30:17.000 I don't think anybody said it, though.
00:30:19.000 No.
00:30:19.000 No.
00:30:20.000 I did.
00:30:21.000 Was I a part of the game?
00:30:22.000 No, you don't count.
00:30:23.000 Oh, damn.
00:30:23.000 She got it.
00:30:24.000 She lost.
00:30:25.000 You're a fucking loser.
00:30:28.000 Oh, yeah, that's all.
00:30:29.000 Go ahead.
00:30:29.000 Yo, my kid.
00:30:31.000 Did someone say Denmark?
00:30:32.000 No.
00:30:33.000 Oh, wow.
00:30:33.000 Oh, shit.
00:30:35.000 Right on the mark.
00:30:36.000 Another fake story.
00:30:37.000 Wow.
00:30:38.000 Wow.
00:30:39.000 It feels like they're cheating right now.
00:30:41.000 Well, you never read the book, Number of the Stars?
00:30:44.000 No, what's that about?
00:30:45.000 Oh, never mind.
00:30:46.000 A girl from Denmark that lied about the Cookie Monster event.
00:30:51.000 Tanzania.
00:30:52.000 Oh, yeah.
00:30:53.000 Okay.
00:30:55.000 That's Russian.
00:31:00.000 I don't know what that nigga said, bro.
00:31:03.000 All right.
00:31:04.000 Okay.
00:31:04.000 I think she meant Tanzania, but we'll give it to you.
00:31:07.000 All right.
00:31:07.000 What about you?
00:31:08.000 Did someone say Austria?
00:31:09.000 No.
00:31:10.000 No.
00:31:11.000 Let's go.
00:31:12.000 Yeah, that's a good country, bro.
00:31:14.000 Hey, that painter came from there, nigga.
00:31:16.000 Yeah.
00:31:18.000 The legend himself.
00:31:20.000 All right.
00:31:22.000 All right, go ahead.
00:31:23.000 Shout out to the Fury.
00:31:25.000 Bro, we're on YouTube.
00:31:26.000 Are you crazy?
00:31:30.000 Myron, you're crazy.
00:31:33.000 Come on, girls.
00:31:36.000 Who stay at the page?
00:31:37.000 Yeah, who was what?
00:31:38.000 Is it Libia?
00:31:40.000 Wow.
00:31:42.000 Somebody said Libya.
00:31:43.000 You said it, right?
00:31:43.000 Libya?
00:31:44.000 Oh, yeah, because I remember thinking about Gaddafi when someone said.
00:31:47.000 Alright, so you got two more tries.
00:31:49.000 Two more tries.
00:31:50.000 Yeah, two more tries.
00:31:51.000 Go ahead.
00:31:52.000 Listen to skill, please.
00:31:53.000 Listen to skills.
00:31:55.000 Maybe Labia?
00:31:57.000 Oh my god.
00:32:02.000 No.
00:32:05.000 How many did we need?
00:32:06.000 A lot.
00:32:08.000 Probably a 50 plus.
00:32:09.000 I'm impressed.
00:32:09.000 Yeah, I am.
00:32:10.000 I'm very impressed actually.
00:32:12.000 This will be a clip, for sure.
00:32:15.000 Sure.
00:32:16.000 This is a real battle right now.
00:32:18.000 Culture battle.
00:32:18.000 Battle of Mines.
00:32:20.000 Yeah.
00:32:24.000 I think she's out here.
00:32:25.000 Oh, no, you're not out.
00:32:27.000 Go to Lionel Messi and that part of the world.
00:32:30.000 Oh, shit.
00:32:31.000 You know what I'm talking about?
00:32:32.000 No.
00:32:33.000 Okay.
00:32:34.000 Think of a Dorito, a triangle part of the world.
00:32:37.000 A big triangle.
00:32:39.000 Yeah, there's a lot of criminals there.
00:32:40.000 She's right.
00:32:41.000 Very south.
00:32:42.000 Very south.
00:32:44.000 Okay, okay, okay.
00:32:45.000 No more helping.
00:32:47.000 There's a lot of places I would have got so.
00:32:50.000 Now she can't name it.
00:32:52.000 Now she can't.
00:32:53.000 Now Arsenita's disqualified.
00:32:56.000 Arsenite is disqualified.
00:32:58.000 Now she has to name another place to be a teacher.
00:33:00.000 Yeah, nigga arbiter.
00:33:01.000 Yeah, we know.
00:33:01.000 Oh, it's a good stew to eat.
00:33:04.000 Hey, come on, man.
00:33:07.000 So she got to think of another one.
00:33:08.000 I got to think of another one.
00:33:09.000 Yep, let's go.
00:33:13.000 Hot stew.
00:33:15.000 Hot stew.
00:33:17.000 They eat that where I'm from.
00:33:20.000 You got 10 seconds left.
00:33:22.000 9.
00:33:24.000 8.
00:33:24.000 No. 7.
00:33:25.000 Cocaine.
00:33:26.000 6.
00:33:27.000 5.
00:33:28.000 4.
00:33:30.000 3.
00:33:31.000 2.
00:33:32.000 Chile!
00:33:32.000 I said Chile already.
00:33:34.000 That's cool.
00:33:35.000 All right.
00:33:36.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:33:37.000 Now, you have 20 seconds left.
00:33:39.000 If you can get this right, then you beat her.
00:33:41.000 Go.
00:33:42.000 Okay.
00:33:42.000 Go ahead.
00:33:43.000 Me?
00:33:44.000 Yeah.
00:33:44.000 Yeah.
00:33:45.000 Oh, shit.
00:33:46.000 She got it.
00:33:47.000 Oh, shit, I got you won.
00:33:48.000 Oh, shit, I got you won.
00:33:49.000 Wow.
00:33:50.000 Yay!
00:33:51.000 Don't get all right.
00:33:53.000 Her praises.
00:33:54.000 Zerk, you know what?
00:33:55.000 What about to save her prize?
00:33:56.000 No, I don't, actually.
00:33:57.000 She gets mine!
00:34:03.000 Give her something.
00:34:05.000 Don't worry, y'all.
00:34:06.000 Nothing.
00:34:08.000 You get a real gift and the dick.
00:34:10.000 Whoa, bro.
00:34:11.000 Come on, baby.
00:34:12.000 It's important to get a damn thing.
00:34:13.000 I'm not going to lie.
00:34:14.000 You have man smarts.
00:34:15.000 Like, you're smart like a man, both of you.
00:34:17.000 Like, were you guys always...
00:34:20.000 Were you guys born women?
00:34:22.000 Of course.
00:34:24.000 That was the most impressive shit I've ever seen.
00:34:26.000 It was.
00:34:27.000 That was better.
00:34:28.000 You should probably go into the intros.
00:34:30.000 It's better than what teachers did.
00:34:31.000 That took longer than I thought, but that's a good thing.
00:34:32.000 I'm not going to lie, bro.
00:34:34.000 I don't really go black, but I might go back today.
00:34:37.000 Okay, I've seen this before.
00:34:39.000 I'm going to be out here.
00:34:40.000 Ladies, welcome to the show officially.
00:34:41.000 If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course.
00:34:46.000 Your body count.
00:34:47.000 We'll start right here.
00:34:48.000 Welcome to the show.
00:34:49.000 Name means we're going to be able to do it.
00:34:50.000 Hey, y'all.
00:34:51.000 My name is Alicia.
00:34:51.000 I'm 24 years old and I'm a...
00:34:56.000 I'm 24 years old and I am a hairstylist.
00:34:59.000 Where are you from?
00:35:00.000 Florida, Miami.
00:35:02.000 Dating styles?
00:35:03.000 Yeah.
00:35:03.000 Dating stylists.
00:35:05.000 Oh, not single.
00:35:08.000 Oh, really?
00:35:09.000 Yeah.
00:35:09.000 Who is he?
00:35:10.000 Nobody you should be concerned about.
00:35:13.000 He's my almighty, bro.
00:35:15.000 How long have you guys been together?
00:35:18.000 Forever.
00:35:19.000 Over five years then, probably, right?
00:35:21.000 How'd you guys meet?
00:35:23.000 After a skating event.
00:35:25.000 Wait, you can skate, nigga?
00:35:26.000 Yeah.
00:35:27.000 Okay.
00:35:29.000 So he's gay?
00:35:30.000 Come on, man.
00:35:31.000 I bet you his hip game is better than yours.
00:35:35.000 If he knows how to skate, I guarantee you.
00:35:37.000 No, I'm just imagining the dude on skates, really.
00:35:42.000 You should try it.
00:35:42.000 What's your highest education level completed?
00:35:44.000 Roll balls, right?
00:35:44.000 College, high school.
00:35:47.000 College.
00:35:47.000 Trade school, too.
00:35:49.000 Oh, you got your bachelor's degree?
00:35:50.000 No.
00:35:51.000 Associates?
00:35:52.000 No.
00:35:53.000 College, short or career college.
00:35:54.000 So I guess that's a trade school.
00:35:55.000 Oh, trade school.
00:35:57.000 Yeah.
00:35:57.000 All right.
00:35:58.000 And you said you've been in relationship for five years plus.
00:36:00.000 Okay.
00:36:01.000 Are your parents together?
00:36:02.000 Yes.
00:36:03.000 And then Fresh, your favorite question?
00:36:04.000 Birth control?
00:36:07.000 That's for me.
00:36:08.000 Yeah, you.
00:36:09.000 Am I on birth control?
00:36:10.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:12.000 Okay, and then racial background?
00:36:14.000 I am Haitian.
00:36:15.000 All right.
00:36:17.000 I hang around the birds.
00:36:18.000 I like how she defended her man.
00:36:19.000 That was good of you.
00:36:20.000 I mean, is he watching the show right now?
00:36:22.000 He's watching?
00:36:23.000 No.
00:36:24.000 Okay, you know what?
00:36:25.000 He doesn't know you're here.
00:36:26.000 Yes, he doesn't know.
00:36:27.000 He doesn't know you're here.
00:36:27.000 He's waiting for me outside.
00:36:29.000 Come on, man.
00:36:30.000 Is he Haitian, too?
00:36:31.000 Yes.
00:36:32.000 Oh, no.
00:36:34.000 He's real black.
00:36:35.000 Y'all from North Miami?
00:36:37.000 I'm from North Miami.
00:36:38.000 Oh, shit.
00:36:39.000 Called it.
00:36:41.000 How much do you weigh?
00:36:43.000 90.
00:36:44.000 Oh, shit.
00:36:46.000 She's half the weight of the average black woman.
00:36:50.000 What?
00:36:50.000 It wasn't like your body count.
00:36:51.000 That's the truth.
00:36:52.000 It's 187 pounds.
00:36:54.000 That's good.
00:36:55.000 That's good.
00:36:56.000 Oh, Chris.
00:36:57.000 My body count?
00:36:58.000 I digress.
00:37:00.000 Wait, wait.
00:37:01.000 So, how old are you, girl?
00:37:02.000 24.
00:37:03.000 Bro, I'm going to just say she's a hairstylist.
00:37:05.000 Her body count is high.
00:37:06.000 I've dated hairstylists.
00:37:08.000 You guys fuck like nurses, bro.
00:37:11.000 You guys have the high.
00:37:12.000 Not like nurse, but you guys have to do that.
00:37:14.000 You've had many dudes.
00:37:15.000 You've had many dudes.
00:37:16.000 Like, it's hairstylists, nurses, and kindergarten teachers.
00:37:22.000 Yeah, you've been with women too, right?
00:37:23.000 Yeah, but I don't let women strap me down.
00:37:26.000 Nobody counts women.
00:37:27.000 That's like not even sex.
00:37:28.000 That's like attempting sex.
00:37:30.000 Like, what do you guys scissor?
00:37:31.000 Yes.
00:37:32.000 Okay.
00:37:33.000 Indeed.
00:37:34.000 All right.
00:37:34.000 Well, that doesn't count.
00:37:35.000 Like, it's not a body if you've been with a woman.
00:37:37.000 That's what I've.
00:37:39.000 Yeah.
00:37:39.000 So how many women have you been with?
00:37:42.000 Majority women or majority dick?
00:37:44.000 Majority women.
00:37:45.000 Oh, that's really good.
00:37:46.000 So now your body count is like 50?
00:37:49.000 Oh, my God.
00:37:51.000 What's wrong with you?
00:37:53.000 I get along with the hairstylist.
00:37:55.000 Like, I feel bad for your man.
00:37:56.000 We can move on.
00:37:57.000 No, I feel bad for you.
00:37:59.000 Listen.
00:37:59.000 Everyone have a shot.
00:38:00.000 I'm very spicy.
00:38:01.000 Don't go with me.
00:38:03.000 Thank you.
00:38:03.000 But yo, check this out.
00:38:05.000 This nigga, bro.
00:38:06.000 We got to know.
00:38:07.000 No, no.
00:38:08.000 This is a genuine question, Martin.
00:38:09.000 We got to know what's better, men or women?
00:38:13.000 Since you've had both, you can actually break it down for us.
00:38:16.000 Like, what's the relationship?
00:38:18.000 I would say being with a woman, it's more sensational because a woman understands a woman on levels that a man cannot.
00:38:25.000 But men, penetration, awesome.
00:38:27.000 Sauce.
00:38:28.000 Wow.
00:38:30.000 There you go.
00:38:31.000 Welcome back.
00:38:32.000 Are you like a real bisexual, though?
00:38:33.000 Most women are bisexual because they're a guy.
00:38:35.000 I've had threesomes.
00:38:36.000 Okay, that's what I mean.
00:38:37.000 She's so straight.
00:38:38.000 You can just tell she's so straight.
00:38:40.000 Because most girls are bisexual because their man wants another girl, so they do it.
00:38:43.000 But I don't think a lot of girls are bisexual don't actually like women.
00:38:47.000 She's bisexual to be a work of art for a man.
00:38:50.000 That she wants to be a piece of artwork.
00:38:52.000 That's why she began to woman.
00:38:53.000 Pursue women on your own, right?
00:38:54.000 Yes, I do.
00:38:55.000 They went women before men.
00:38:57.000 No, but no, but I mean, since you've been with your guy, you don't do that, right?
00:39:00.000 No, but if he wanted a threesome, he could.
00:39:02.000 But that's my point.
00:39:02.000 Like, you're not going to go out and pursue women is my point.
00:39:05.000 Yes, I would.
00:39:06.000 I would marry a woman.
00:39:07.000 Whoa!
00:39:08.000 I would marry a man.
00:39:09.000 Yeah, but okay, so then why be with your guy if women understand you better than?
00:39:13.000 I said it's more likely to be that way, but that doesn't mean that a man can't understand you on a level that a woman can't.
00:39:19.000 Okay, so you like your guy better than women, but in general, you like women better?
00:39:23.000 Yeah.
00:39:24.000 She said she started with women, Myron.
00:39:26.000 She kissed a woman before a man.
00:39:28.000 Yeah.
00:39:28.000 Were you the dom?
00:39:29.000 Were you the dominant?
00:39:31.000 You 90-pound dom?
00:39:33.000 You're a 90-pound dom.
00:39:36.000 Actually, I used to be 130.
00:39:37.000 You're grabbing the girl by the throat?
00:39:39.000 Is that what you're doing?
00:39:40.000 Yes.
00:39:41.000 Yes.
00:39:41.000 Grab me.
00:39:42.000 I think most girls that are bisexual, I think they just do it for their guy.
00:39:46.000 I don't think most girls actually are really.
00:39:48.000 Yeah.
00:39:49.000 So what do you when a woman dates a woman, there's no woman.
00:39:53.000 It could be that the guy pays bills and she's tired of women not paying.
00:39:57.000 It could be that.
00:39:58.000 That's part of it.
00:39:58.000 If I was with a woman, I would be paying, though.
00:40:01.000 Why?
00:40:01.000 You wouldn't be paying.
00:40:02.000 You guys want to split things down the vagina?
00:40:07.000 What?
00:40:09.000 Why would you pay?
00:40:09.000 Just because you're the dom, you have to pay?
00:40:11.000 That's how we're.
00:40:12.000 No, if she wants to pay or if we want to go 50-50, then that's fine.
00:40:15.000 If you're a hairstylist, that means you're poor.
00:40:19.000 Well, not poor, but in Miami, that's tough life, right?
00:40:22.000 That's hard.
00:40:22.000 How much do you make a day?
00:40:24.000 It depends.
00:40:25.000 How many clients I take, what style they get.
00:40:28.000 It varies, honestly.
00:40:30.000 So in a day, I've made 700.
00:40:33.000 Oh, you're a good hairstylist.
00:40:37.000 Are you bald under that hat?
00:40:39.000 Are you bald?
00:40:39.000 Google me, Google me.
00:40:40.000 I don't want to.
00:40:42.000 Listen, I'm better than the guy waiting downstairs.
00:40:45.000 I guarantee you're not.
00:40:47.000 Real quick.
00:40:47.000 And I used to be a woman.
00:40:48.000 DPG thing.
00:40:49.000 I believe it.
00:40:51.000 100%.
00:40:51.000 Shout out to me.
00:40:52.000 100%.
00:40:55.000 Dom DeMarco.
00:40:57.000 She's melting.
00:40:58.000 She's so cute.
00:40:58.000 One of our bros right there, DPG.
00:41:00.000 All right, what about you?
00:41:01.000 Welcome back.
00:41:02.000 Thank you.
00:41:02.000 My name is Anna.
00:41:03.000 I'm 28.
00:41:04.000 Iraqi.
00:41:05.000 I'm Iraqi.
00:41:07.000 I work for Porsche in Dallas, Texas.
00:41:10.000 That's where I live.
00:41:11.000 I live with my dad and grandpa.
00:41:14.000 And I'm single.
00:41:16.000 And an associate.
00:41:20.000 Okay.
00:41:21.000 In science.
00:41:24.000 And my parents are not together.
00:41:26.000 Why?
00:41:27.000 What happened?
00:41:28.000 They got divorced when I was 12.
00:41:30.000 Why?
00:41:30.000 Your dad's fault or your dad?
00:41:31.000 Hello, my mom!
00:41:33.000 It's usually the mom's fault, right?
00:41:35.000 My mom nagged him.
00:41:37.000 The mom nagged him?
00:41:39.000 Yeah.
00:41:39.000 That was the reason?
00:41:40.000 Yeah.
00:41:41.000 But if women initiate all divorces, your mom left.
00:41:44.000 Is that how it works?
00:41:46.000 She, I remember asking him, and he was like, she kept asking, well, divorce me, divorce me.
00:41:52.000 And then I finally just did.
00:41:54.000 She was provoking.
00:41:55.000 She pushed the ass away.
00:41:56.000 Ladies, you're not supposed to take that bait when we say that.
00:42:00.000 All right.
00:42:00.000 Birth control for you?
00:42:02.000 No.
00:42:02.000 All right.
00:42:03.000 And then you said you're Iraqi.
00:42:04.000 Okay.
00:42:06.000 Haram!
00:42:08.000 What about you?
00:42:09.000 What's your name?
00:42:10.000 Hi, everybody.
00:42:10.000 My name's Lynn.
00:42:11.000 I'm 30 years old.
00:42:12.000 I'm from San Francisco, California.
00:42:15.000 Oh, wow.
00:42:15.000 You guys are like land of the feces there, right?
00:42:18.000 There's a lot of human shit.
00:42:19.000 I should say that.
00:42:22.000 Well, San Fran.
00:42:22.000 He's talking about San Fran.
00:42:23.000 Yeah.
00:42:24.000 Do you live there now or are you just visiting here?
00:42:26.000 I live there now.
00:42:26.000 You do live in SF?
00:42:27.000 Okay.
00:42:28.000 Where do you do?
00:42:29.000 My condolences.
00:42:30.000 I'm a waitress.
00:42:31.000 Okay.
00:42:32.000 And I'm single.
00:42:33.000 Okay.
00:42:33.000 And my highest education, I have an associate's degree in sociology.
00:42:38.000 You're only a waitress?
00:42:40.000 Really?
00:42:40.000 Yes.
00:42:41.000 Is that all you do?
00:42:42.000 Yes.
00:42:42.000 No, you don't.
00:42:43.000 Come on, man.
00:42:44.000 I'm not going to lie.
00:42:45.000 If you're a server, that means you're literally on sale right now.
00:42:49.000 Right?
00:42:50.000 Like, servers are all for sale.
00:42:52.000 Am I tripping?
00:42:53.000 Or in this city, they're all for sale?
00:42:54.000 Bro, I'm not going to hold you.
00:42:55.000 Do you get a lot of tips?
00:42:57.000 Yes, I do.
00:42:58.000 You know how I know?
00:42:59.000 She.
00:43:00.000 That ass.
00:43:00.000 That ass.
00:43:01.000 It's crazy.
00:43:02.000 Oh, I didn't see.
00:43:03.000 Do you mind standing up?
00:43:05.000 I do.
00:43:06.000 Okay.
00:43:06.000 Well, I'm not.
00:43:08.000 I'm not a weirdo.
00:43:09.000 Pull up a photo of this girl.
00:43:10.000 You're not?
00:43:11.000 I can tell.
00:43:12.000 All right, you said you're an associate.
00:43:14.000 What's your associates in?
00:43:15.000 Sociology.
00:43:16.000 All right.
00:43:18.000 All right.
00:43:19.000 That's rare because you normally don't.
00:43:20.000 You always say girls have no ass.
00:43:22.000 Yeah, I'm actually impressed.
00:43:24.000 What's your background?
00:43:25.000 I'm Puerto Rican and Creole.
00:43:27.000 Makes sense.
00:43:28.000 God damn.
00:43:29.000 Louisiana Creole?
00:43:30.000 Yes.
00:43:31.000 How you know that?
00:43:31.000 You're a Crib?
00:43:33.000 Creole.
00:43:34.000 Creole.
00:43:34.000 Who's that?
00:43:35.000 Haitian.
00:43:36.000 Not Haitian.
00:43:37.000 No.
00:43:38.000 Like Cajun.
00:43:39.000 Okay.
00:43:39.000 Cajun.
00:43:40.000 Okay.
00:43:41.000 There you go.
00:43:42.000 Okay.
00:43:43.000 Since when the French used to own Louisiana.
00:43:46.000 Are your parents together?
00:43:47.000 No, but they were married for 16 years.
00:43:50.000 Oh, shit.
00:43:51.000 Okay.
00:43:51.000 Were you a teenager when it divorced?
00:43:53.000 Yes.
00:43:54.000 Okay.
00:43:54.000 Was that devastating?
00:43:56.000 No.
00:43:56.000 I was expecting it to happen.
00:43:58.000 So that means you're like suppressing the trauma, right?
00:44:01.000 There's no trauma.
00:44:02.000 Really?
00:44:04.000 All right, birthday?
00:44:06.000 No.
00:44:07.000 All right.
00:44:08.000 Cool.
00:44:08.000 What about you?
00:44:09.000 Hi, guys.
00:44:10.000 My name is Joyce Sojournal.
00:44:13.000 Joy Sojournal.
00:44:14.000 So I do like property management.
00:44:16.000 I do marketing for Tailor My Resume.
00:44:20.000 It's the number one resume site.
00:44:22.000 At one click, you could apply to any job on the job board.
00:44:27.000 Shout out to the BTA verse.
00:44:29.000 You already know.
00:44:30.000 And then I do rap music.
00:44:34.000 What an intro.
00:44:35.000 Okay.
00:44:36.000 Okay.
00:44:36.000 How old are you?
00:44:37.000 I'm 29.
00:44:38.000 Where are you from, originally?
00:44:39.000 I'm from California.
00:44:40.000 You want to spin a verse?
00:44:41.000 Yeah.
00:44:42.000 Okay, so this is my song.
00:44:43.000 From what part of California?
00:44:44.000 Riverside.
00:44:45.000 So Southern California.
00:44:46.000 Are you guys friends?
00:44:47.000 Oh, no?
00:44:48.000 Because you guys are both from California.
00:44:49.000 Okay.
00:44:51.000 You said Riverside?
00:44:52.000 Yes.
00:44:53.000 That's where the Zodiac killer killed a girl.
00:44:56.000 Oh, shit.
00:44:56.000 Back in the day.
00:44:58.000 On the Riverside?
00:44:59.000 On the Riverside?
00:45:00.000 No.
00:45:00.000 On the Riverside.
00:45:04.000 This is the song, Prius.
00:45:05.000 So stream Prius on all platforms.
00:45:08.000 I'm in the Lambo.
00:45:09.000 Psych, I'm in the Prius.
00:45:11.000 They trying to be us.
00:45:12.000 Tinted.
00:45:12.000 They cannot see us.
00:45:14.000 I'm in Dior.
00:45:15.000 Psych, it's a discount store.
00:45:17.000 I'm trying to be where less is more.
00:45:18.000 Debit, not credit, no guarantor.
00:45:20.000 I've been a lobster.
00:45:22.000 Psych, got me a 10-piece.
00:45:24.000 10 cents more, make it a twin knee.
00:45:26.000 I'm wearing Ray-Bands.
00:45:28.000 Psych, they from a Maw Stand.
00:45:30.000 Too smart to spend a band with no properties in the land.
00:45:33.000 Too smart, too smart to spend the shit.
00:45:35.000 She and jewelry on my wrist.
00:45:37.000 Money dance, so I save my shit.
00:45:38.000 I know I'm popping and I'm lit.
00:45:40.000 My skin's black, my thighs be thick.
00:45:41.000 Ain't gotta lie, I've been that chick.
00:45:43.000 Name's not Rick, but bitch, I'm slick.
00:45:45.000 Listen, okay.
00:45:46.000 Spend it if you got it.
00:45:47.000 If you don't, nigga, stop it.
00:45:49.000 Don't be trying to flex.
00:45:50.000 It won't work out.
00:45:51.000 You ain't got it.
00:45:52.000 So yeah, I stream Prius.
00:45:54.000 Priuses.
00:45:55.000 Okay.
00:46:00.000 You're going to sign in my label.
00:46:03.000 Are you Jewish or what?
00:46:04.000 Like, what's this?
00:46:05.000 I'm black.
00:46:06.000 Oh, okay.
00:46:06.000 I'd ask.
00:46:07.000 I mean, you should sign in my label for real.
00:46:09.000 Okay.
00:46:10.000 Yeah, you got to.
00:46:11.000 No, it's don't quit your day job records.
00:46:16.000 What the fuck, man?
00:46:17.000 Mario, you already know, bro.
00:46:20.000 Rapper, property manager, what was the last thing?
00:46:23.000 Marketing.
00:46:24.000 Okay.
00:46:25.000 Highest education all completed?
00:46:27.000 I have my bachelor's degree in advertising.
00:46:29.000 Okay.
00:46:30.000 Where'd you get it from?
00:46:31.000 California State University, Fresno.
00:46:33.000 So hold on.
00:46:34.000 Would you two girls say you wasted your money on your degree or it was useful?
00:46:38.000 I would say I did.
00:46:38.000 What was yours?
00:46:39.000 Associate some shit?
00:46:40.000 Sociology.
00:46:41.000 Okay, that's a waste of money.
00:46:43.000 If you're listening, don't do that, right?
00:46:45.000 We're telling them don't do that?
00:46:46.000 And you?
00:46:48.000 It was all right.
00:46:48.000 I feel like it gets you in the door sometimes having the degree.
00:46:52.000 Myron, you like that?
00:46:54.000 Yeah, I mean, it defines.
00:46:56.000 And somebody in California are you from?
00:46:57.000 Riverside.
00:46:58.000 Oh, yeah, Riverside.
00:46:59.000 There we go.
00:46:59.000 Wait, sorry, I was in the bathroom.
00:47:00.000 She was rapping?
00:47:02.000 Oh, okay.
00:47:04.000 I'm seeing that was in the chat, so I'm just, you know.
00:47:05.000 Hey, yo, Chris, sister, who ain't?
00:47:07.000 Relationship status?
00:47:09.000 Single.
00:47:10.000 Okay.
00:47:11.000 Do you live in Riverside or are you just visiting?
00:47:12.000 I live in Miami now.
00:47:14.000 Okay.
00:47:16.000 Are you parents together?
00:47:17.000 My aunt and uncle who raised me are.
00:47:20.000 Okay.
00:47:21.000 Birth control for you?
00:47:22.000 No birth control.
00:47:24.000 What's your like, as your background?
00:47:25.000 Black.
00:47:26.000 All right.
00:47:26.000 All right.
00:47:27.000 All right, body count?
00:47:28.000 Four.
00:47:30.000 400?
00:47:30.000 Come on.
00:47:31.000 Four.
00:47:32.000 Do you know where I met you?
00:47:33.000 300.
00:47:36.000 What the fuck?
00:47:37.000 Chris C. Let's say your heart.
00:47:39.000 Bro, she was the laughing party at the club.
00:47:41.000 She was turning up.
00:47:43.000 She would turn up.
00:47:44.000 Maybe the loudest.
00:47:45.000 Four bodies?
00:47:46.000 Come on.
00:47:46.000 Are you telling me?
00:47:47.000 You know what it is, though?
00:47:48.000 She has a great friend.
00:47:49.000 Right, right, two down from Myron.
00:47:52.000 Yep.
00:47:52.000 So she was making sure she was a D ⁇ D. She was like, girl, they were together.
00:47:57.000 Okay.
00:47:58.000 Yeah, she would turn up, though.
00:47:59.000 Shout out to you.
00:48:00.000 All right, Chris.
00:48:02.000 Met her outside?
00:48:03.000 Okay.
00:48:03.000 Sensation.
00:48:04.000 What about you?
00:48:05.000 Hey, guys.
00:48:06.000 My name is Leah.
00:48:07.000 I'm 21.
00:48:09.000 I'm in college currently for BioPre-Med.
00:48:12.000 Hey, what's up?
00:48:13.000 I do caregiving.
00:48:14.000 Hey, guys.
00:48:15.000 I'm sorry.
00:48:16.000 I was not putting on that phone.
00:48:17.000 Yo, put that Pepe meme.
00:48:20.000 But put it for these niggas so they can see it.
00:48:22.000 No.
00:48:22.000 Bro, that show was so funny, bro.
00:48:24.000 Huh?
00:48:25.000 It's on the screen right here.
00:48:27.000 Okay.
00:48:28.000 Oh, my God.
00:48:29.000 All right.
00:48:30.000 That show's funny.
00:48:30.000 All right.
00:48:31.000 What's your name?
00:48:31.000 I'm sorry.
00:48:32.000 Okay, I'm Leah.
00:48:33.000 I'm Leah, guys.
00:48:35.000 Welcome to the show, Leah.
00:48:37.000 How old are you?
00:48:37.000 Okay, I'm 21.
00:48:39.000 Where are you from?
00:48:40.000 I'm from Pennsylvania.
00:48:42.000 What part of PA are you from?
00:48:44.000 Do you guys know the Pittsburgh area?
00:48:46.000 Yep, yep.
00:48:46.000 Okay, yeah.
00:48:48.000 I'm like 20.
00:48:50.000 I don't know.
00:48:51.000 Like two hours away from there, probably.
00:48:54.000 Lancaster?
00:48:55.000 Like, where?
00:48:56.000 Yeah, like an hour away from Lancaster.
00:48:58.000 Do you guys know Altoona?
00:49:00.000 No.
00:49:00.000 No, okay.
00:49:01.000 I'm closer to Altuna.
00:49:02.000 You're too late.
00:49:03.000 Do you live in Pittsburgh?
00:49:04.000 Do you live in Lancaster?
00:49:05.000 No, I live in PA.
00:49:06.000 Okay, so you're just visiting.
00:49:07.000 All right, what do you do at work?
00:49:09.000 I do caregiving.
00:49:10.000 I work for geriatrics.
00:49:13.000 What?
00:49:14.000 Like old people.
00:49:15.000 Oh.
00:49:15.000 Oh, you watch them?
00:49:17.000 Yeah.
00:49:17.000 Like a CNA, right?
00:49:18.000 I wipe their butts.
00:49:19.000 Like a CNA.
00:49:20.000 Oh, you wipe ass?
00:49:23.000 I wipe ass.
00:49:24.000 What you wipe your ass when you do it?
00:49:25.000 I wipe ass and I enjoy it.
00:49:27.000 You enjoy it?
00:49:28.000 Really?
00:49:28.000 I enjoy it.
00:49:29.000 Why is she sitting there?
00:49:32.000 You know what?
00:49:32.000 It's better than looking ass like some of these porn stars.
00:49:35.000 Facts.
00:49:37.000 Which lady here has ate ass before?
00:49:40.000 Be honest.
00:49:41.000 Do you guys eat ass?
00:49:42.000 No.
00:49:43.000 Okay.
00:49:43.000 No.
00:49:45.000 Never mind.
00:49:46.000 I won't say it.
00:49:46.000 It's a smart cast.
00:49:48.000 Chris, say what's on your heart?
00:49:49.000 Okay, so how is your kids level completed?
00:49:52.000 I'm going for college right now, so high school.
00:49:54.000 Okay, you're in college?
00:49:55.000 All right.
00:49:55.000 Yeah.
00:49:56.000 What are you majoring in?
00:49:57.000 Bio pre-med.
00:49:58.000 Alright, you want your.
00:49:59.000 Is that your status?
00:50:00.000 Single.
00:50:01.000 That's whole.
00:50:02.000 Are your parents here?
00:50:03.000 Sorry.
00:50:04.000 Are your parents together?
00:50:05.000 No.
00:50:06.000 Wait, your parents are here?
00:50:08.000 No, they're not here.
00:50:09.000 Okay.
00:50:10.000 Birth control for you?
00:50:11.000 No.
00:50:11.000 Body count.
00:50:12.000 Like, like.
00:50:15.000 You know, you lie.
00:50:17.000 Shit about the lie, bro.
00:50:18.000 Shit about the lie right now.
00:50:20.000 Every day, I'm gonna have a tattoo in my hand.
00:50:24.000 Life's not, it's ripped in half.
00:50:26.000 Fight this trip.
00:50:29.000 I gotta lie, bro.
00:50:30.000 I got it.
00:50:31.000 25?
00:50:32.000 Like five?
00:50:34.000 Like five, man.
00:50:36.000 Okay.
00:50:37.000 All right.
00:50:37.000 Wish her the best.
00:50:38.000 What I know is if you had to guess what's her real body.
00:50:42.000 About 40.
00:50:43.000 Really?
00:50:44.000 Okay, not 40.
00:50:46.000 40 is a lot for 21, Chris.
00:50:49.000 No, no, no.
00:50:51.000 Yeah, I've seen it.
00:50:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:50:52.000 I'll give her like 15 to 10.
00:50:53.000 But she got a full-time job.
00:50:54.000 It can't be 40 at 21.
00:50:55.000 She wants old people.
00:50:56.000 Not 40.
00:50:56.000 She gets blowed dropped in the closet.
00:51:00.000 No!
00:51:01.000 That's illegal.
00:51:01.000 You put them in a wheelchair.
00:51:02.000 No.
00:51:03.000 Oh, my God.
00:51:05.000 I'm looking at it.
00:51:09.000 Do you touch old people?
00:51:10.000 I do not touch old people like that.
00:51:12.000 Oh, my God.
00:51:13.000 Do they hit on you?
00:51:14.000 Oh, my God.
00:51:15.000 Yes, they hit on me, but ew.
00:51:17.000 Okay, do you ever get excited?
00:51:18.000 Like, you have power over them?
00:51:20.000 Okay.
00:51:21.000 Oh, my God.
00:51:22.000 Does it go up, though, when they're old, though?
00:51:25.000 No.
00:51:26.000 Have you ever seen a grand dude?
00:51:27.000 Oh, my God.
00:51:28.000 Like an old boner?
00:51:29.000 No.
00:51:30.000 I don't find any of them attractive.
00:51:32.000 Hey, young missy crap, Mike.
00:51:34.000 Oh, my God.
00:51:36.000 No, I do not find any of them attractive.
00:51:43.000 You two haven't touched me.
00:51:45.000 Need stroking.
00:51:46.000 The bishop.
00:51:47.000 No.
00:51:47.000 Okay.
00:51:49.000 No.
00:51:49.000 Thank you.
00:51:50.000 What about you?
00:51:51.000 Why?
00:51:52.000 Why are you looking at me like that?
00:51:57.000 I'll tell you later.
00:51:58.000 Oh, no!
00:52:02.000 All right.
00:52:03.000 So I'm Christina.
00:52:05.000 You're a New Yorker, right?
00:52:06.000 Yeah, I'm from Venezuela, but I live in New York City.
00:52:09.000 Sorry, I'm here for vacation and work because I'm an influencer.
00:52:15.000 I'm a lawyer, too.
00:52:17.000 How about that?
00:52:18.000 What's that?
00:52:19.000 Don't worry about it.
00:52:20.000 Don't worry about it.
00:52:23.000 You do law.
00:52:24.000 Okay.
00:52:25.000 By the way, how old are you?
00:52:26.000 Huh?
00:52:26.000 How old are you?
00:52:27.000 I'm 33.
00:52:29.000 Oh, shit.
00:52:29.000 Really?
00:52:30.000 You said you're a lawyer.
00:52:31.000 What kind of law do you practice?
00:52:32.000 Corporate, but I don't practice.
00:52:34.000 I just have the degree and I do consulting for my friends and parents.
00:52:40.000 Okay.
00:52:41.000 Did you go to law school in New York or where did you go to law school?
00:52:44.000 I went in Venezuela and here in the U.S., I became a jewelry designer.
00:52:50.000 So I have my own business related to jewelry.
00:52:53.000 Okay, so you're a lawyer.
00:52:54.000 I'm an entrepreneur, so I have a business.
00:52:56.000 Okay, so you're a lawyer back in Venezuela.
00:52:58.000 Exactly.
00:52:59.000 So you consult in Venezuela.
00:53:01.000 Yeah.
00:53:02.000 But your American job is your jewelry business.
00:53:06.000 Yeah, my brand, yeah.
00:53:08.000 And you know the owner of your New York building, so you get a free rent.
00:53:13.000 Exactly.
00:53:14.000 I cannot say that.
00:53:15.000 Oh, okay.
00:53:16.000 Okay.
00:53:16.000 In Venezuela, Libra.
00:53:17.000 It's very, very, I don't know, like, I make friends everywhere.
00:53:21.000 I think that's part of my personality.
00:53:24.000 How do you make friends?
00:53:27.000 It's the energy, you know?
00:53:28.000 Like energy never lies.
00:53:33.000 Wait, so, wait, you said you know your landlord?
00:53:37.000 Yeah.
00:53:39.000 Oh my god.
00:53:40.000 Are you Jewish?
00:53:42.000 No, I'm not.
00:53:43.000 Is your owner Jewish?
00:53:44.000 Yeah.
00:53:44.000 But you cannot say that word.
00:53:47.000 Okay, they've been saying every single word they told us not to say since we started.
00:53:50.000 Hey, we're confused in the country.
00:53:52.000 No, no, we haven't.
00:53:52.000 Wait for Rumble.
00:53:53.000 Literally.
00:53:54.000 All right.
00:53:54.000 Highest education level completed law school in Venezuela, I guess?
00:53:59.000 Second?
00:53:59.000 Sorry.
00:54:00.000 Highest education level completed?
00:54:02.000 Yeah.
00:54:03.000 No, I'm saying your highest level of education.
00:54:06.000 Degree.
00:54:06.000 Law school in Venezuela.
00:54:08.000 Do you have American college tour or no?
00:54:11.000 No.
00:54:11.000 No, American?
00:54:12.000 Okay.
00:54:12.000 I became an entrepreneur.
00:54:14.000 I already understood what she said.
00:54:17.000 Like, sometimes we go to university and doesn't make any sense in real life.
00:54:20.000 It doesn't make you gain money.
00:54:22.000 So we gotta be smart.
00:54:24.000 An entrepreneur and a full-time lawyer at the same time.
00:54:28.000 You're not here, right?
00:54:29.000 That's crazy.
00:54:30.000 That makes no sense.
00:54:32.000 I said I don't practice in the U.S. Okay.
00:54:36.000 She only does consult.
00:54:37.000 So like they call her and ask her questions.
00:54:39.000 She's a lawyer back home.
00:54:40.000 How much money does that make?
00:54:42.000 That's not your business.
00:54:43.000 Okay.
00:54:44.000 Well, Venezuela has some of the worst inflation.
00:54:47.000 Communism.
00:54:48.000 I mean, I've lived in New York for like nine years.
00:54:52.000 Don't they lock that place so you can't leave?
00:54:55.000 She's probably here on TPS.
00:54:56.000 How long have you been in America?
00:54:57.000 No, no.
00:54:58.000 I've been married and I have a green car citizen.
00:55:02.000 Wait, how long have you been here?
00:55:03.000 Nine years.
00:55:06.000 Okay.
00:55:06.000 No, no.
00:55:07.000 I'm smart.
00:55:08.000 I know what I needed to do.
00:55:12.000 Yeah, you think I'm going to be trapped in this country?
00:55:14.000 No, of course not.
00:55:15.000 I like the money of this country, but I go and have fun.
00:55:20.000 She's a smart Venezuelan.
00:55:22.000 It's too late, bro.
00:55:23.000 It's too late.
00:55:24.000 Yeah, she got a green card.
00:55:25.000 Fuck.
00:55:25.000 She got in.
00:55:26.000 She got in.
00:55:26.000 Would you consider yourself to be an American?
00:55:30.000 Of course you don't.
00:55:32.000 Like, are you loyal to this?
00:55:34.000 I like the benefits.
00:55:36.000 Are you loyal to the American flag?
00:55:39.000 Yes, I am because I'm grateful that this country had provided me with what I am now.
00:55:47.000 It's been like a long journey and I appreciate that.
00:55:50.000 But I'm always Venezuelan and I will always be.
00:55:54.000 Okay.
00:55:54.000 Good stuff.
00:55:55.000 Send her back, man.
00:55:56.000 All right.
00:55:56.000 Okay.
00:55:57.000 Are your parents together?
00:55:57.000 It's too late.
00:55:58.000 Are your parents together?
00:55:59.000 Are your parents together?
00:56:01.000 No, they're divorced, but now they're best friends.
00:56:04.000 All right.
00:56:04.000 Birth control for you?
00:56:05.000 What the fuck?
00:56:05.000 Birth control?
00:56:07.000 No.
00:56:08.000 Do you have any kids or no?
00:56:08.000 And I'm single, yeah.
00:56:09.000 No birth control, nothing.
00:56:11.000 You're married, though.
00:56:13.000 What?
00:56:13.000 I was.
00:56:14.000 I was.
00:56:14.000 I was twice, actually.
00:56:16.000 What the fuck?
00:56:18.000 How long are we married for a total?
00:56:20.000 How long?
00:56:21.000 Yeah, like total.
00:56:22.000 Like, the first marriage lasted like five months.
00:56:25.000 And the second one.
00:56:27.000 Three years, but I cannot say the reasons.
00:56:31.000 We know.
00:56:32.000 Okay.
00:56:32.000 Yeah, we know.
00:56:33.000 Oh, you can rent it.
00:56:35.000 Wow.
00:56:35.000 You're going to rent a little two arguments online.
00:56:39.000 Call ice, nigga.
00:56:40.000 Call ice.
00:56:40.000 Call ice, man.
00:56:41.000 Just kidding.
00:56:41.000 Is she, Martin, is she...
00:56:44.000 Is she untouchable?
00:56:47.000 We'd have to prove that she did it by deception or fraud.
00:56:50.000 If Trump wanted her out, what would be the reason?
00:56:54.000 What the fuck?
00:56:54.000 They'd have to prove that she got it through fraud.
00:56:58.000 Is that hard to do, right?
00:57:00.000 No, you just look at the marriage application and shit.
00:57:01.000 Look at the profile of the CIS records, and you'll see that they didn't really marry each other or like each other that much.
00:57:07.000 Five months.
00:57:11.000 No, that one didn't get the three-year marriage got her the card.
00:57:14.000 Oh, really?
00:57:15.000 No, the first one he cheated on me.
00:57:17.000 You want to listen to a cool story?
00:57:19.000 A novella?
00:57:20.000 A novella, yeah.
00:57:21.000 No, no, no, this was my How long do I have?
00:57:27.000 How many minutes?
00:57:28.000 What's that?
00:57:28.000 Yeah, go ahead.
00:57:29.000 20 minutes.
00:57:30.000 Go ahead, tell us.
00:57:31.000 Make it interesting.
00:57:32.000 It is.
00:57:33.000 It is.
00:57:34.000 So I was in the English school and a friend of mine told me, go and get Tinder because you're going to practice, blah, blah.
00:57:42.000 So I got Tinder.
00:57:43.000 I met this American guy and we started hanging out.
00:57:46.000 Then we became boyfriend and girlfriend.
00:57:47.000 And after two years, I needed to renew my visa, student visa, whatever.
00:57:53.000 And I said, let's go to Vegas and let's get married.
00:57:56.000 Would you be down for it?
00:57:57.000 And he was like, I'm not sure.
00:58:00.000 And it's like, well, you gotta help me or we're ending up this relationship because, you know, you gotta support me.
00:58:06.000 So he finally accepted.
00:58:09.000 And we went to Vegas.
00:58:10.000 No, it's because it's two years.
00:58:11.000 You know, you gotta be with somebody that supports your dreams.
00:58:15.000 We knew we weren't ready for a real, but whatever.
00:58:18.000 So went to Vegas, we got married, and after three months, he met a girl on a train.
00:58:23.000 And then that girl spoke to him.
00:58:26.000 On a train or in a train?
00:58:28.000 On a train.
00:58:29.000 And I know this Because that girl is from Mexico, and when I found out, I called her and I said, Tell me the truth.
00:58:35.000 I don't want anything with this man, but he's not going to tell me the truth.
00:58:39.000 So let me know because my papers matter.
00:58:42.000 I don't care.
00:58:43.000 What did the alien say?
00:58:46.000 What?
00:58:46.000 What did she say?
00:58:48.000 Well, she said everything, the story.
00:58:50.000 That's how I know the story.
00:58:52.000 And she spoke to him first.
00:58:54.000 She told me.
00:58:55.000 And then, you know, some guys that are shy, they like when women approach them first.
00:59:00.000 I don't like that.
00:59:01.000 I can like a guy so much and I wait for the man.
00:59:05.000 And if you don't have the balls to come to me, then you lose me because I'm feminine, you know.
00:59:12.000 But some girls, maybe, I don't know, it depends.
00:59:15.000 They feel powerful, whatever.
00:59:17.000 So she talked to him first, and then they hung on each other, blah, blah.
00:59:22.000 And of course, you know, after two years, he wasn't.
00:59:25.000 Okay.
00:59:27.000 No, finish.
00:59:28.000 Finish.
00:59:28.000 No, no, no.
00:59:29.000 No, no, it's okay.
00:59:30.000 I don't know.
00:59:30.000 Oh, no, no, finish.
00:59:32.000 Okay, so, yeah, and now they're married.
00:59:35.000 Oh, shit.
00:59:37.000 Wait, hold on.
00:59:38.000 Was she hotter than you?
00:59:39.000 Yo, was she hotter than you?
00:59:41.000 No, no, definitely not.
00:59:42.000 He liked blondies.
00:59:44.000 So blondes.
00:59:47.000 In what world does a Mexican beat Venezuelan looks?
00:59:50.000 What world?
00:59:50.000 What are you talking about?
00:59:51.000 That happens all the time.
00:59:52.000 Mexicans, nigga?
00:59:53.000 Have you been to Cancun?
00:59:54.000 Have you been to Cancun?
00:59:55.000 No.
00:59:56.000 Bro, we gotta go to Cancun.
00:59:58.000 My friends were like, how can he leave a Venezuelan for a Mexican?
01:00:02.000 So I got, I don't know.
01:00:04.000 Whatever.
01:00:04.000 Frankly, you're not like Cancun for me.
01:00:06.000 It's a color thing.
01:00:08.000 You're saying one is darker than the other.
01:00:09.000 That's what you're saying.
01:00:10.000 I'm saying like you're a racist against black women.
01:00:12.000 No, no, looks wise, bro.
01:00:14.000 Would you hit that?
01:00:15.000 This nigga, bro.
01:00:15.000 Come on.
01:00:16.000 She got a man.
01:00:16.000 Anyhow, that's crazy.
01:00:19.000 Mexico can be a checkpoint to go from Venezuela to America.
01:00:21.000 What about you?
01:00:22.000 What's your name?
01:00:23.000 My name is TJ.
01:00:24.000 TJ.
01:00:25.000 Okay, how old are you, TJ?
01:00:26.000 I'm 24.
01:00:26.000 Where are you from?
01:00:27.000 I'm from North Carolina, Durham.
01:00:29.000 Durham?
01:00:29.000 Okay.
01:00:33.000 Durham.
01:00:34.000 Duke or North Carolina.
01:00:36.000 Duke is there.
01:00:37.000 Okay.
01:00:37.000 I knew one of them.
01:00:40.000 What do you do for work?
01:00:41.000 I'm a student.
01:00:41.000 I'm getting my doctorate in occupational therapy.
01:00:45.000 I go to the University of St. Augustine.
01:00:47.000 It's private school in Coro Gables.
01:00:50.000 Okay.
01:00:50.000 And you said you're pursuing your doctorate?
01:00:52.000 Yeah.
01:00:54.000 You said University of St. Augustine.
01:00:57.000 Okay.
01:00:57.000 I'm a PhD.
01:00:59.000 Doctorate in what?
01:01:00.000 Occupational therapy.
01:01:02.000 How many years is that total?
01:01:03.000 Twelve?
01:01:04.000 No.
01:01:04.000 Eight?
01:01:05.000 Three.
01:01:06.000 Oh.
01:01:06.000 Why is that?
01:01:07.000 I'm in an accelerator program.
01:01:08.000 Oh, okay.
01:01:09.000 What did you get your undergrad in?
01:01:11.000 Rehabilitation services.
01:01:13.000 Hey, did you get that from same school or somewhere else?
01:01:16.000 No, I went to the University of Maryland.
01:01:18.000 Okay.
01:01:18.000 Rehabilitate what?
01:01:21.000 People.
01:01:21.000 Like mental, like therapy?
01:01:23.000 Physical, mental.
01:01:24.000 I was going to say like athletes and people from injuries and accidents.
01:01:29.000 Oh, so she fucks.
01:01:30.000 Yeah.
01:01:31.000 No, no, no.
01:01:32.000 Come on.
01:01:33.000 How'd you get that?
01:01:35.000 Because you're spot on.
01:01:37.000 Hey, let me help you out, baby.
01:01:38.000 Look, if she said like sport rehabilitation, I would be like, okay, but damn, nigga.
01:01:42.000 What?
01:01:43.000 Sports, right?
01:01:43.000 No, no, nigga.
01:01:44.000 No, just like, it's like regular occupational stuff.
01:01:47.000 I mean, she said hands-on.
01:01:48.000 It's hands-on, right?
01:01:49.000 Yeah.
01:01:50.000 Yeah, she fucks.
01:01:50.000 She fucks.
01:01:52.000 She didn't touch me.
01:01:52.000 Shit.
01:01:53.000 Oh, my leg hurts.
01:01:54.000 What?
01:01:55.000 Whoa, whoa.
01:01:56.000 Oh, my dick hurts.
01:01:57.000 It's looking hardy, bro.
01:01:58.000 It's looking horny as hell.
01:01:59.000 You got my dick hard.
01:02:05.000 Twitch it.
01:02:08.000 You in China too?
01:02:10.000 What the fuck was this, nigga, bro?
01:02:11.000 I don't know, bro.
01:02:12.000 He's on one tonight.
01:02:14.000 First, he said, my leg hurts.
01:02:15.000 They say, no, not my dickheart.
01:02:16.000 Sprints.
01:02:17.000 From the leg to the dick.
01:02:19.000 Yo, you're crazy, bro.
01:02:20.000 Oh, my third leg.
01:02:22.000 My third leg.
01:02:24.000 Nervendy.
01:02:24.000 Yo, why was that guy, bro?
01:02:26.000 Good third leg.
01:02:27.000 Why it's him?
01:02:28.000 I don't know, nigga.
01:02:29.000 Wait, wait, wait.
01:02:30.000 Why do you think about his dick, though?
01:02:31.000 No, nigga, because you think third leg, bro.
01:02:33.000 What the fuck, bro?
01:02:33.000 What do you think about some other nigga's dick though?
01:02:37.000 My dick is enough of one podcast.
01:02:38.000 Not two dicks or one podcast, bro.
01:02:40.000 You can't.
01:02:40.000 You brought up a dick, bro.
01:02:42.000 You brought up a nigga dick.
01:02:43.000 Nigga, this shit went crazy.
01:02:44.000 It was viral.
01:02:45.000 No, it's much more than you, nigga.
01:02:47.000 I'm thinking about it.
01:02:50.000 Anybody know?
01:02:52.000 Talk as a trap.
01:02:55.000 Talk as a trap, bro.
01:02:58.000 All right, let's start fighting this.
01:02:59.000 All right, so, all right, you said Was it like accelerated program that you get your PhD and your master's together?
01:03:06.000 No, it's entry level.
01:03:07.000 So you don't have to get your.
01:03:10.000 Yeah.
01:03:11.000 Okay.
01:03:11.000 All right.
01:03:12.000 All right, parents together?
01:03:14.000 Yeah.
01:03:14.000 Okay.
01:03:17.000 All right, let's just tell us.
01:03:19.000 I'm single.
01:03:20.000 All right.
01:03:20.000 What size are your tits?
01:03:23.000 I wear 32D.
01:03:25.000 32D?
01:03:26.000 Damn.
01:03:27.000 All right.
01:03:27.000 Birth control for you?
01:03:28.000 No, I'm not on birth controls.
01:03:30.000 Okay.
01:03:30.000 Do you, and then, oh yeah, you said Coral Gables where you go.
01:03:34.000 Say I was seen as in Coral Gables, whatever.
01:03:35.000 So you live here in Florida now.
01:03:37.000 All right.
01:03:38.000 All right.
01:03:38.000 Well, that explains why she was able to name those countries.
01:03:40.000 Yeah.
01:03:41.000 She's literally trying to be.
01:03:43.000 Because you're going to be a doctor at the end of it, right?
01:03:45.000 Yeah.
01:03:45.000 Yeah.
01:03:45.000 Educated.
01:03:46.000 Would it be considered a MD?
01:03:46.000 I'm a PhD.
01:03:47.000 Because it's occupational therapy.
01:03:48.000 Would that be considered an MD?
01:03:49.000 No, right?
01:03:50.000 No.
01:03:51.000 We don't have to do a residency, so no.
01:03:53.000 You know, I feel like you have more potential than that career path.
01:03:57.000 I do.
01:03:57.000 I'm just lazy.
01:04:00.000 Wait.
01:04:01.000 Potential what way?
01:04:03.000 Like, Mern, you've never thought you'd see that on a show, that back and forth.
01:04:07.000 That's a lot of potential in these two girls.
01:04:10.000 Yeah, actually, I was very impressed by both of you for being able to.
01:04:14.000 Because, bro, when we do the three country thing, man, like, girls can't even name one, bro.
01:04:17.000 Yeah, it's really bad.
01:04:18.000 Well, I remember one girl said the North Pole.
01:04:21.000 Antarctica.
01:04:23.000 She's Florida, too.
01:04:24.000 She's at Florida.
01:04:25.000 Wow.
01:04:25.000 Oh, yeah.
01:04:26.000 When she was at Florida, yeah.
01:04:27.000 No, Texas, Texas.
01:04:28.000 No, if you can get that photographic with your third eye, you can do a lot more schooling.
01:04:33.000 I have a photographic memory.
01:04:34.000 Yeah, you can do better schooling.
01:04:36.000 Here's the thing.
01:04:36.000 She's pursuing a PhD, and then she's...
01:04:42.000 Like, aren't you supposed to do something more taxable?
01:04:44.000 Well, she's a foreigner, bro.
01:04:45.000 Foreigners always...
01:04:46.000 I've noticed this with...
01:04:48.000 No, no, no.
01:04:49.000 They always can name countries.
01:04:51.000 Or they always, like, have...
01:04:57.000 Everywhere else in the world, like, they can name three countries.
01:05:00.000 They know two languages.
01:05:01.000 There's a lot of Americans who can name countries, but they would laugh at these people because Americans are good at business, they don't give a fuck about the world, bro.
01:05:09.000 They give a fuck about USA.
01:05:10.000 So, yeah, but that makes you really retarded too, though.
01:05:13.000 Yeah, I feel like you've got to be a little curious, but yeah, she works for poor.
01:05:16.000 She should, shouldn't she aim higher?
01:05:18.000 Am I tripping?
01:05:19.000 You can make a lot of money working for luxury cars.
01:05:22.000 Selling cars, you can make a lot of money.
01:05:23.000 Also, remember, like, uh, I feel like some rich dude's just gonna take her, right?
01:05:26.000 Possibly.
01:05:27.000 That's how it goes.
01:05:28.000 Might be a customer.
01:05:29.000 Are you gonna be those people?
01:05:31.000 Have you seen it?
01:05:31.000 It's so embarrassing.
01:05:32.000 I want to film them.
01:05:33.000 I don't know if it's legal.
01:05:34.000 There'll be like a cute girl with a 80-year-old dude walking around brickle.
01:05:38.000 And it's shocking because we have to pretend that it's not weird as fuck to look at.
01:05:44.000 And everyone looks at their feet.
01:05:45.000 They don't want to be disrespectful to that stupid fucking bimbo.
01:05:48.000 And I stare like I want to film.
01:05:49.000 I don't know if it's legal, but what if she turns into that?
01:05:52.000 Like an age gap relationship?
01:05:54.000 Like that gold digger thing.
01:05:55.000 Are you in that?
01:05:56.000 No.
01:05:57.000 Okay.
01:05:57.000 Have you seen these women who they're like 20 with a fucking 60-year-old?
01:06:02.000 And it looks so fucked up, bro.
01:06:05.000 Me and Fresh are used to it, bro.
01:06:06.000 Like your hairstylist friends.
01:06:08.000 They're probably doing that.
01:06:09.000 Okay, so if I'm 24, what would be the range where you'd be like, yeah, he's too old for her?
01:06:17.000 When he's not a Chad, when he's a fat, ugly old dude, that's when you start looking really stupid.
01:06:23.000 If he's like some jacked 50-year-old who's got a yacht, you can hop on that.
01:06:28.000 But if it's like some ugly pudding in a Ziploc bag type of body type, you women look pathetic.
01:06:35.000 And I swear they're never happy doing this.
01:06:37.000 Yeah, bro, these women out here in Miami will fuck a dude even if his nuts hang to the bottom of the yacht.
01:06:45.000 It's fucking insane.
01:06:46.000 That's the deal with the devil.
01:06:48.000 Like, would you ladies have sexual intercourse with Harvey Weinstein?
01:06:51.000 No.
01:06:52.000 No, you say no, but statistically, two to three of you would.
01:06:56.000 On percentage, you guys will.
01:06:58.000 Martin, who do you think would actually fuck Weinstein for the Hollywood contract?
01:07:01.000 A lot of people.
01:07:02.000 Would you say most of the girls here?
01:07:04.000 Because I would say four of these girls would do that.
01:07:07.000 It depends.
01:07:07.000 Like, if they want to be actresses, yeah, for sure.
01:07:10.000 Oh, the ambitious girls would do it first.
01:07:12.000 These two, Martin.
01:07:13.000 The smart ones would do it.
01:07:14.000 Yeah.
01:07:15.000 What's your name?
01:07:15.000 Haley.
01:07:16.000 Haley.
01:07:16.000 All right.
01:07:17.000 How old are you?
01:07:18.000 I am 21.
01:07:19.000 Where are you from?
01:07:19.000 I'm from Orlando here in Florida.
01:07:22.000 Okay.
01:07:22.000 What do you do for work?
01:07:24.000 I'm currently working with fast food, but I do have my CNA iron.
01:07:30.000 Like French fries?
01:07:31.000 You work at like a IHOP on this?
01:07:35.000 No, no.
01:07:37.000 It's actually like a multi-millionaire company.
01:07:39.000 I'm not going to name it because...
01:07:43.000 No.
01:07:44.000 But the fries are not.
01:07:45.000 What is she talking about?
01:07:46.000 Fast food?
01:07:46.000 That's so hot.
01:07:47.000 Like, you work at In-N-Out?
01:07:49.000 Are we having In-N-Out?
01:07:50.000 Do you want to do some In-N-Out?
01:07:52.000 Like hooters.
01:07:53.000 They're melting.
01:07:54.000 Listen on.
01:07:55.000 No.
01:07:57.000 Are you broke?
01:07:57.000 That's what I'm asking.
01:07:58.000 Are you?
01:07:59.000 No.
01:07:59.000 Oh.
01:08:00.000 No.
01:08:00.000 Oh.
01:08:01.000 I'm currently going to school for nursing.
01:08:04.000 I don't know what I want to do yet.
01:08:07.000 Oh, hell no, not a good school.
01:08:09.000 Stop.
01:08:09.000 No, listen.
01:08:10.000 I can't.
01:08:11.000 If you have a death drive, it's going to make you hypersexual.
01:08:14.000 You're going to have a lot of sex because nurses have a high death drive.
01:08:16.000 They're around death.
01:08:18.000 Any woman around death all the time, doctors, nurses, they fuck.
01:08:22.000 Like, bro, go up to a nurse and just ask her, hey, how do you think you're going to die?
01:08:26.000 And she'll suck your dick right away.
01:08:28.000 Speaking from experience.
01:08:30.000 If a woman works at a hospital, her death drive is so high, she will fuck you the same night she meets you.
01:08:35.000 I swear to God that you're not.
01:08:37.000 Speaking from experience.
01:08:38.000 I've fucked so many nurses.
01:08:40.000 I'm like, why are you guys so hypersexual?
01:08:42.000 Way worse than teachers?
01:08:44.000 It's because of the death drive.
01:08:45.000 You probably run into a lot of sexy ass patients and be like, God, when women work out.
01:08:51.000 It's like when women get invaded by Germany, they get hypersexual.
01:08:54.000 Anytime they're around death, they get hypersexual.
01:08:57.000 I'm telling you.
01:08:58.000 No.
01:08:58.000 Well, he's so true because nurses are very like in dire situations with patients and I'm not shitting on nurses because that care principle where they have to take care of people that doesn't get more feminine than that.
01:09:10.000 It's just, it is sad that their body counts are higher than any other occupation.
01:09:14.000 Even whores and hookers don't have as high body counts as nurses.
01:09:18.000 Go to a hospital yourself and just sit there for 10 minutes.
01:09:20.000 It is fucked up, bro.
01:09:21.000 Bro, you know how you get nervous talking to a woman in public?
01:09:24.000 I've never been nervous if it's a nurse.
01:09:27.000 I know for a fact she's mentally retarded.
01:09:30.000 Yo.
01:09:31.000 I can't wait to see her.
01:09:32.000 You're probably retarded.
01:09:33.000 Oh, you're going for that?
01:09:34.000 No, Stanza.
01:09:35.000 Hair stylist is better.
01:09:36.000 What the fuck?
01:09:37.000 You don't want to be around death.
01:09:38.000 Nigga, you said that, bro.
01:09:40.000 Go, I can't wait to see you in my damn waiting room.
01:09:43.000 I can't wait.
01:09:45.000 I can't wait to see you.
01:09:46.000 Let's go through.
01:09:48.000 Okay, are you single relationship status?
01:09:50.000 I am taken.
01:09:52.000 Okay, how long y'all been together?
01:09:53.000 We have been together for almost two years.
01:09:55.000 Was that Concentral?
01:09:56.000 What the?
01:09:57.000 What?
01:09:57.000 Come on.
01:09:58.000 Yo.
01:09:59.000 Hey, yo, pause.
01:10:00.000 Yo, yo.
01:10:01.000 How'd you guys meet?
01:10:03.000 We have friends that would.
01:10:05.000 She said taken.
01:10:06.000 What the fuck?
01:10:07.000 We're comedians.
01:10:08.000 Sorry, I'm an immigrant.
01:10:11.000 He has friends that would come visit and stuff.
01:10:14.000 So then we met through friends, and then we basically hit it off.
01:10:18.000 We started to see each other.
01:10:20.000 And then, yeah, I mean.
01:10:22.000 Are your parents together?
01:10:23.000 No, they are not.
01:10:24.000 I do not know my dad.
01:10:25.000 All right, birth control for you.
01:10:27.000 I'm sorry?
01:10:27.000 Birth control for you?
01:10:29.000 No, birth control.
01:10:31.000 I'm not saying that's one.
01:10:33.000 That's one.
01:10:35.000 Okay, so you're white?
01:10:36.000 Caucasian?
01:10:37.000 Yes, white.
01:10:38.000 Basic bitch.
01:10:39.000 And then, what about you?
01:10:40.000 Are you what's your black or do you know your ethnic background?
01:10:43.000 I'm black and Dominican.
01:10:45.000 I know that's right.
01:10:46.000 Are you from Maryland originally?
01:10:50.000 No, I'm from North Carolina.
01:10:52.000 Okay, because you did say you went to the University of North Carolina.
01:10:55.000 Yeah, I got a scholarship to go there.
01:10:57.000 Okay.
01:10:57.000 All right.
01:10:58.000 So black and Dominican, you said?
01:11:00.000 Cool.
01:11:00.000 All right.
01:11:01.000 So we have the ladies introduced.
01:11:02.000 I guess we can go ahead and hit the chats.
01:11:04.000 Yeah, we can.
01:11:05.000 Can I get some water?
01:11:06.000 Yes, thank you.
01:11:07.000 Dimitri's Raps Florida says, that's for that chat.
01:11:11.000 Okay, let's all skip this chat.
01:11:12.000 This time, Zerka was never seen this segment.
01:11:15.000 Can men and women be friends?
01:11:16.000 If yes, and you have a guy friend, you know what to do.
01:11:19.000 Alright, can men and women be platonic friends, ladies?
01:11:21.000 We can start here and then work our way.
01:11:23.000 Yes or no?
01:11:24.000 Just friends.
01:11:25.000 Yes.
01:11:26.000 Yes?
01:11:27.000 It depends on what they look like.
01:11:30.000 Okay.
01:11:31.000 Yes.
01:11:32.000 Yes.
01:11:32.000 I think it depends on the person.
01:11:38.000 no, because one person is always gonna want the other person, even if they don't say it, okay, okay, at least, no, okay, yes, okay, uh, do you have a guy friend?
01:11:50.000 No, yeah, yes, okay, yes, I have a couple of guy friends, okay, hold on.
01:11:56.000 Yes, yes, no, no, you, yes, all right, interesting, interesting.
01:12:02.000 I don't, I think, I'll be honest with you guys, I think all your guy friends want to fuck you.
01:12:06.000 Facts.
01:12:06.000 I'm sure they do.
01:12:08.000 I mean, they're not bad.
01:12:09.000 It's only one?
01:12:09.000 All right, come on.
01:12:11.000 There's more.
01:12:12.000 That's true.
01:12:13.000 No, I'll say this.
01:12:13.000 Mine.
01:12:14.000 Like, straight guy friends, straight.
01:12:16.000 Straight?
01:12:16.000 No.
01:12:17.000 I think some of the chaps.
01:12:18.000 I want to have them to call their guy friends.
01:12:20.000 Let's bring out the phones.
01:12:21.000 Bring out the phones.
01:12:21.000 I don't believe it.
01:12:23.000 I think they want to smash the game real quick, right?
01:12:25.000 So, the game in the business, you can call them and say these words in a playful, drunk voice.
01:12:31.000 Hey, I'm lit right now.
01:12:33.000 I'm just curious.
01:12:34.000 We never got together.
01:12:35.000 And don't laugh.
01:12:36.000 Let them respond.
01:12:37.000 Say, I'm serious.
01:12:38.000 We drunk.
01:12:38.000 Might as well.
01:12:39.000 Exactly.
01:12:40.000 I'm serious.
01:12:41.000 I want to know what you think about this.
01:12:45.000 So here's the verbiage.
01:12:47.000 You're going to say, hey, I'm a little bit tipsy right now.
01:12:49.000 I'm just curious.
01:12:50.000 Fresh, you pick.
01:12:51.000 Minutes Willa.
01:12:52.000 Minutes Willa?
01:12:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:12:53.000 Okay.
01:12:53.000 And we want you to call them and say exactly what Frank told you to say.
01:12:57.000 I use Mio.
01:13:02.000 She didn't hear what you had to say.
01:13:04.000 She didn't hear the instruction on what to say.
01:13:06.000 Cool.
01:13:07.000 So, just remind me.
01:13:08.000 I'm going to say I'm TFC.
01:13:10.000 I just wondered why we haven't got together.
01:13:14.000 Do you guys speak English?
01:13:15.000 No, but the thing is, the one that actually lives in Miami can speak Spanish.
01:13:19.000 Okay, do I. Stop in Spanish, Nico.
01:13:23.000 Oh, my God.
01:13:24.000 Got together in Spanish.
01:13:25.000 What would it mean?
01:13:26.000 Like, what do we never.
01:13:28.000 That's again.
01:13:29.000 We're boyfriend, girlfriend.
01:13:30.000 Or like, what do we never like.
01:13:31.000 Why was it never more?
01:13:32.000 Yeah, more.
01:13:33.000 Why was it more mats?
01:13:35.000 Nicole.
01:13:37.000 Let's see what he says.
01:13:38.000 landlord That'd be funny.
01:13:51.000 No, no, Juan.
01:13:52.000 That'd be funny.
01:13:52.000 Okay, okay, okay.
01:13:53.000 You can live here.
01:13:54.000 Call him.
01:13:55.000 He lives in Miami.
01:13:56.000 Okay.
01:13:57.000 Let's hear it.
01:14:00.000 Español, to be real, yeah.
01:14:02.000 That's fine.
01:14:05.000 Put the phone on the mic.
01:14:11.000 Hello, como estas.
01:14:13.000 Guenito, comonda.
01:14:14.000 Girls don't like it.
01:14:15.000 Hello, bien que hace.
01:14:17.000 Estión.
01:14:19.000 Okay.
01:14:20.000 Esti un vuido or raça orita y está pen sandenti si pence que máinotas.
01:14:33.000 No, here in the hotel, yes in the hotel.
01:14:39.000 In cualión in Catalina.
01:14:42.000 If you want to come.
01:14:42.000 Send me the case.
01:14:47.000 I have it here.
01:14:49.000 What are you doing?
01:14:52.000 Do you have alcohol?
01:14:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:14:54.000 Wait a moment.
01:14:55.000 And then would you come?
01:15:06.000 Yeah, but I'm looking at the location.
01:15:11.000 Hmm.
01:15:14.000 And that is what I think.
01:15:22.000 Okay.
01:15:24.000 Well, no, that's not, but I don't think it's a pero.
01:15:36.000 Vienna, okay.
01:15:41.000 um Okay, well, I want to be with you.
01:15:49.000 What the fuck?
01:15:52.000 What the fuck?
01:15:54.000 Oh, the fuck.
01:15:55.000 Stand up.
01:15:56.000 And you, do you want to be with me?
01:15:58.000 Eh, Christina...
01:16:02.000 Ok, I'm going, I'm fine.
01:16:08.000 Thank you.
01:16:10.000 Okay, well, Daddy, I'm a rata.
01:16:12.000 Okay?
01:16:13.000 Dale, voy pa'ya.
01:16:15.000 Okay, no, no, todavía no, me tengo que echar un baño y así.
01:16:17.000 Yo ahorita te vuelvo a llamar.
01:16:21.000 Okay.
01:16:21.000 Okay, bye.
01:16:25.000 Let's go.
01:16:26.000 He said 30 minutes.
01:16:30.000 30 minutes.
01:16:33.000 I'm serious.
01:16:34.000 I mean, I'm a serious girl because he was like 15.
01:16:38.000 Like, I cannot believe you're telling me this.
01:16:40.000 So that means he's still my minute.
01:16:42.000 He's 30 minutes.
01:16:43.000 I'll be there.
01:16:44.000 You know, funny?
01:16:45.000 Your voice was mad sexy.
01:16:46.000 He's like, yo, I'm ready for this shit.
01:16:47.000 I've been waiting for this shit.
01:16:49.000 So yeah, is he your friend?
01:16:51.000 What am I going to do?
01:16:53.000 All right, who's next, Fresh?
01:16:54.000 Come on, Fresh.
01:16:55.000 Who's next?
01:16:56.000 Let's go.
01:16:56.000 Let's go.
01:16:57.000 Mel, where you at?
01:16:57.000 Mountain, come on.
01:16:58.000 Take the phone away.
01:16:59.000 Please.
01:17:00.000 Listen.
01:17:00.000 Are you there?
01:17:02.000 Who's next?
01:17:03.000 No, no.
01:17:03.000 They cut off the mic.
01:17:05.000 No, they cut off the mic.
01:17:07.000 First things first.
01:17:08.000 I hear you like that.
01:17:09.000 That little switch on the very bottom on the very left.
01:17:12.000 Yes, I see.
01:17:14.000 You know what's funny?
01:17:15.000 Um, no, no, no.
01:17:16.000 He's supposed to be Spanish?
01:17:17.000 I understood.
01:17:18.000 He compared to it.
01:17:19.000 Funny.
01:17:20.000 He was like, "You still have no way." And then he was like, "Yeah, fuck that." 30 minutes over here.
01:17:23.000 It's the one with the I and the O, right?
01:17:24.000 Yeah.
01:17:25.000 Yeah.
01:17:26.000 Is it on the I?
01:17:27.000 Now it is.
01:17:29.000 Alright, one sec guys.
01:17:31.000 We're getting this back up.
01:17:33.000 What?
01:17:34.000 Let's see.
01:17:37.000 Well, that's the fourth time.
01:17:44.000 It's your only job, man.
01:17:47.000 He's gonna be waiting though.
01:17:49.000 No.
01:17:53.000 Is it good?
01:17:56.000 Yo, they're saying no audio.
01:17:58.000 Yeah, because it's the fourth time.
01:17:59.000 Yeah, no, no, no.
01:18:00.000 I told him they could fix it last show.
01:18:01.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:18:02.000 I'm thinking you're saying, we do it live.
01:18:03.000 Yeah, but four times?
01:18:04.000 We do it live.
01:18:05.000 Four times.
01:18:06.000 Oh, it's not four times, bro.
01:18:07.000 Back to back.
01:18:08.000 We do it live five.
01:18:09.000 If you want to defend them right now, and it's four times, I can do that.
01:18:12.000 It's the same exact problem.
01:18:14.000 It's touching the switch.
01:18:15.000 Oh, it's the thing?
01:18:16.000 Yeah, probably.
01:18:17.000 Put a fucking sire phone on that shit, bro.
01:18:19.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:18:20.000 You want me to fix it?
01:18:21.000 Yeah, it's just on the bottom of this.
01:18:23.000 Is it stage box?
01:18:24.000 Yes.
01:18:25.000 And it's just air time.
01:18:26.000 We're missing, bro.
01:18:27.000 Yes.
01:18:28.000 On the bottom very end.
01:18:34.000 Yeah, yeah, I see it.
01:18:35.000 I'm bringing the viewer count though.
01:18:40.000 Is it also plugged in?
01:18:45.000 Yeah, I'm plugging it in too.
01:18:46.000 Is it on now?
01:18:47.000 No.
01:18:48.000 You should.
01:18:49.000 Give it a second.
01:18:50.000 It's going to be.
01:18:51.000 It just takes the time to warm up.
01:18:53.000 Yeah.
01:18:54.000 It should be on now.
01:18:55.000 There we go.
01:18:56.000 There we go.
01:18:57.000 Yeah, he kicked the ethernet cord, that's what it was.
01:18:59.000 Ah, okay, I got it.
01:19:00.000 It should be good now.
01:19:02.000 I can't kick the ethernet cord.
01:19:04.000 Or somebody kicked the ethernet cord.
01:19:06.000 Uh, good now, Bill?
01:19:07.000 I'm up.
01:19:08.000 Yes, it is.
01:19:08.000 Yep, we're back.
01:19:09.000 Okay, yes.
01:19:10.000 All right, guys.
01:19:11.000 Who's next?
01:19:12.000 We have young lady here.
01:19:14.000 Oh, my God.
01:19:15.000 I can't.
01:19:16.000 I can't.
01:19:17.000 So, yeah, we had an issue there with the stage box director was going crazy.
01:19:23.000 Call one of your guy friends.
01:19:24.000 Which one?
01:19:25.000 You got this.
01:19:26.000 The one you think is the strongest.
01:19:28.000 The strongest.
01:19:29.000 That won't fold.
01:19:31.000 Okay, Eric.
01:19:33.000 Oh, you can call Eric?
01:19:34.000 That's fucked up, man.
01:19:35.000 No, Eric's a queen.
01:19:37.000 He's a queen?
01:19:38.000 No, he's not gay.
01:19:39.000 He's just gay.
01:19:40.000 Don't call the gay one.
01:19:40.000 Yeah.
01:19:41.000 No, he's not gay.
01:19:42.000 Yeah, call the straight one.
01:19:43.000 All right, let's get reflected.
01:19:44.000 Oh, my God.
01:19:46.000 Again, you're going to repeat this somewhat close to it.
01:19:50.000 Hey, I'm Loba Timsky.
01:19:51.000 What are you doing?
01:19:52.000 Yeah.
01:19:52.000 Oh, my God.
01:19:53.000 I'm just curious why we never got together.
01:19:55.000 Oh, my God.
01:19:56.000 I actually want you.
01:19:57.000 I'm curious.
01:19:58.000 I can't tell him I want him, though.
01:20:00.000 Tikara Motra.
01:20:03.000 You can tell him your plan at the end.
01:20:04.000 Yeah.
01:20:05.000 Okay, fine.
01:20:06.000 You can tell him at the end.
01:20:07.000 But don't ask a prank.
01:20:07.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:20:08.000 Don't fuck it up though in the beginning.
01:20:10.000 Make it real.
01:20:11.000 Did we.
01:20:12.000 No.
01:20:13.000 Oh, my goodness.
01:20:14.000 He's waiting for you after this show.
01:20:18.000 He was like, I'm leaving now.
01:20:21.000 No, no, wait.
01:20:23.000 That's funny.
01:20:25.000 Wait, so you want to smash him?
01:20:27.000 No, I do not.
01:20:28.000 No, no, I mean, you want to smash?
01:20:32.000 Would you have sex with him?
01:20:33.000 No.
01:20:34.000 Pick your phone bill.
01:20:34.000 Okay.
01:20:35.000 Because I don't like his look.
01:20:38.000 That's honest.
01:20:40.000 I guess it's Mexican.
01:20:43.000 It's been Spedelamba.
01:20:44.000 It's not my style.
01:20:46.000 Okay, ready.
01:20:50.000 Wait, he's not answering.
01:20:50.000 Pick your phone bill.
01:20:52.000 Try again, try to get another one.
01:20:54.000 Well, try it twice.
01:20:54.000 Try to call him twice, because you know, the dude's just a little bit more.
01:20:59.000 If not, I'll call another one.
01:21:01.000 Okay, he's not answering.
01:21:02.000 Nigga, the pants fall.
01:21:04.000 What the hell?
01:21:06.000 Hold on, I'll call him.
01:21:07.000 Call the phone.
01:21:08.000 I'll call another one.
01:21:10.000 Oh, no.
01:21:11.000 Hello, niggas in there, man.
01:21:12.000 Come on.
01:21:12.000 I feel like they're with their friends, though.
01:21:14.000 Don't matter.
01:21:15.000 It does matter.
01:21:17.000 He will not think they like.
01:21:19.000 Yeah, men aren't like women.
01:21:21.000 We'll go run to the check after.
01:21:23.000 like Manuel.
01:21:34.000 Let me call again.
01:21:35.000 He might have his do not deserve one.
01:21:37.000 Yeah, that's fine.
01:21:39.000 Or you might do the same thing.
01:21:44.000 Or he's sleeping.
01:21:50.000 Is he watching a show?
01:21:52.000 No, he's probably sleeping.
01:21:53.000 He works at like six in the morning.
01:21:56.000 That's fucked up.
01:21:56.000 Your call has been...
01:22:04.000 No, wait.
01:22:05.000 Hold on, let me call somebody else.
01:22:07.000 Okay, wait.
01:22:08.000 I know somebody else I can call.
01:22:11.000 Yeah, you got a lot in there, nigga.
01:22:12.000 Oh my god!
01:22:14.000 *BEEP*
01:22:21.000 Okay, wait.
01:22:22.000 He'll always ask this dude on Tesservan.
01:22:24.000 Damn, this guy don't want.
01:22:26.000 Leighton!
01:22:28.000 What are you doing?
01:22:31.000 Sitting in my bed.
01:22:33.000 Oh, that's boring.
01:22:35.000 Well, okay, so I'm just like...
01:22:41.000 You know how I get why I'm drunk.
01:22:43.000 Okay, I'm just wondering, like, why have we like never got together?
01:22:46.000 Like, you know what I mean?
01:22:47.000 Like, you obviously know I like you.
01:22:51.000 Um.
01:22:52.000 Like, do you not want me back or something?
01:22:55.000 Huh?
01:22:56.000 Do you not want me back or something?
01:22:58.000 What do you mean?
01:22:59.000 Like, do you not want to fuck me?
01:23:04.000 What?
01:23:05.000 Do you like, do you know what I mean?
01:23:07.000 I'm just drunk.
01:23:08.000 Bruh.
01:23:09.000 Who are you with?
01:23:10.000 Nobody.
01:23:11.000 I'm just saying.
01:23:11.000 I'm just drunk.
01:23:14.000 I don't know.
01:23:16.000 It's just like, all the times we were just sitting there.
01:23:19.000 You were a little too drunk, and I was only like four or five years in.
01:23:25.000 Okay, so what's that mean?
01:23:27.000 Like, what?
01:23:28.000 I respect you.
01:23:30.000 Okay, you expect me, but like, what if I'm not drunk?
01:23:32.000 You know, I'm like...
01:23:34.000 That's a different story.
01:23:38.000 No, I don't.
01:23:40.000 Yes, you do.
01:23:42.000 Like, what?
01:23:43.000 Yes, you do.
01:23:46.000 What?
01:23:48.000 We just became friends again not too long ago.
01:23:50.000 Okay, so what?
01:23:52.000 We don't have to be just friends.
01:23:57.000 You know, I tried doing all that the first time.
01:24:01.000 What are you talking about?
01:24:03.000 Mmm, yeah.
01:24:05.000 What?
01:24:07.000 I tried.
01:24:08.000 I tried being more than just friends when we first began, like, started being friends.
01:24:13.000 And I mellowed out.
01:24:14.000 You mellowed out?
01:24:16.000 Yeah, I mellowed out.
01:24:18.000 Well, what about now, though?
01:24:20.000 Like, we friends again?
01:24:22.000 Like, what about now?
01:24:26.000 Uh.
01:24:28.000 You're in Florida.
01:24:28.000 I'm in Pennsylvania.
01:24:30.000 Yeah, I'm in Florida right now.
01:24:31.000 I'm just visiting.
01:24:33.000 Where you at, son?
01:24:35.000 I'll be back the 28th.
01:24:38.000 Really?
01:24:39.000 Yeah.
01:24:40.000 Just for the 28th?
01:24:42.000 No, I'll be back then.
01:24:45.000 Oh, I thought you were moving in Florida.
01:24:48.000 Yeah, like later on.
01:24:49.000 Like in a month.
01:24:54.000 I want you when I come back.
01:24:55.000 Alright.
01:24:57.000 I'll be here waiting.
01:24:59.000 Bye.
01:25:00.000 You're lying.
01:25:05.000 Okay.
01:25:06.000 I'll see you when I come back then.
01:25:10.000 Okay, love you, bye.
01:25:10.000 Love you, bye.
01:25:12.000 No!
01:25:18.000 Let's go.
01:25:19.000 We want that white business, man.
01:25:24.000 It's kind of rough.
01:25:25.000 Like, men cannot flirt.
01:25:27.000 Like, that gotta make women naughty.
01:25:30.000 I had the time to do it.
01:25:31.000 Swear at your age, I didn't talk like a jump.
01:25:34.000 Question for you.
01:25:35.000 He tried to kiss you or something earlier?
01:25:37.000 Or like, what happened there?
01:25:40.000 Oh, my God.
01:25:42.000 Oh, my God.
01:25:43.000 There's so much drama with that.
01:25:44.000 I can't even get into it.
01:25:46.000 Like, okay, so basically, I'm like.
01:25:48.000 Okay, wait.
01:25:49.000 I'll tell you the story.
01:25:50.000 So I didn't want anything to do with him.
01:25:51.000 Like, I was like, ew.
01:25:52.000 But why?
01:25:53.000 No.
01:25:54.000 Just because like I just wasn't interested.
01:25:56.000 Like, I just didn't want anything to do with guys, period.
01:25:58.000 Okay.
01:25:58.000 And, like, he was, like, telling, okay, so this other kid that I used to talk to, he was like, oh, yeah.
01:26:06.000 Like, he told him that we, like, hooked up or whatever.
01:26:09.000 And so then I stopped talking to him because I was like, that's weird.
01:26:12.000 Why would you lie?
01:26:12.000 Like, that's weird.
01:26:13.000 That's fucking weird.
01:26:14.000 That is weird.
01:26:15.000 It is.
01:26:15.000 Like, why would you tell somebody that we hooked up when we didn't?
01:26:18.000 Yeah.
01:26:18.000 Not gonna lie, though, that guy.
01:26:20.000 What's that guy's name you just spoke to?
01:26:22.000 Layton.
01:26:23.000 Layton, yeah.
01:26:24.000 Layton.
01:26:25.000 I'm telling you right now, I'm not trying to be rude.
01:26:26.000 He thinks he's better than you.
01:26:28.000 He cared for him.
01:26:29.000 You could not fluster him at all.
01:26:31.000 That's a bad sign.
01:26:32.000 He thinks he's more attractive than you.
01:26:34.000 He did not miss a beat when he was talking to you.
01:26:36.000 If my crush called me and I'm off guard, Fresh is off guard.
01:26:39.000 And, Myron, you know how much damage a crush can do if you're off guard?
01:26:43.000 You go, uh, uh, uh.
01:26:48.000 The guy thinks he's better than you.
01:26:49.000 I'm just saying, it's very one-sided in the power dynamic there.
01:26:53.000 No, I'm pretty sure.
01:26:54.000 That guy has a girl.
01:26:55.000 That guy has a girl.
01:26:55.000 No, he doesn't.
01:26:56.000 No, I know he doesn't because I know he doesn't like you.
01:26:58.000 No, I don't care.
01:27:00.000 Because I'm pretty sure he only has like one body, too.
01:27:03.000 And I know he doesn't have a girl, too.
01:27:04.000 The other guy who tried to make his voice like he's tired and sexy, what's that guy's name?
01:27:09.000 That guy likes you.
01:27:10.000 That guy.
01:27:11.000 Oh, him.
01:27:11.000 Yeah, the Venezuelan girl.
01:27:13.000 That guy was trying to sound all sexy.
01:27:15.000 This guy didn't give a fuck.
01:27:17.000 Maybe it's the youth thing.
01:27:18.000 I don't know.
01:27:20.000 Also, they weren't friends before.
01:27:22.000 They just got back with being friends.
01:27:23.000 She probably did some fuck shit and he said, whatever.
01:27:25.000 I did not.
01:27:26.000 That's a horrible thing.
01:27:27.000 If he says, yo, I try to fuck and then I got bored.
01:27:30.000 That's a horrible sign.
01:27:32.000 But then he said, we just became friends again.
01:27:34.000 Yeah.
01:27:34.000 Yeah.
01:27:35.000 Yeah, because I forgave him for being a weirdo.
01:27:38.000 For saying that we fucked when we didn't.
01:27:41.000 Oh, that's weird.
01:27:42.000 Yeah, he said that we did, but we didn't.
01:27:45.000 You guys did it.
01:27:45.000 And I was like, I literally blew up on him.
01:27:47.000 I was like, you're fucking weird.
01:27:49.000 Why'd you say that?
01:27:50.000 We never did anything.
01:27:51.000 What was his excuse?
01:27:53.000 Because he was trying to be cool.
01:27:55.000 That's literally what he said.
01:27:56.000 I have test evidence.
01:27:57.000 I guarantee you that guy's going to fuck and forget about this girl.
01:28:01.000 You're going to be a rainy night to him.
01:28:03.000 I guarantee you.
01:28:03.000 I'm still not.
01:28:04.000 I'm still not.
01:28:05.000 All right.
01:28:05.000 Who else wants to end their?
01:28:07.000 I mean, sorry, test the relationship.
01:28:08.000 What is it?
01:28:09.000 Me.
01:28:10.000 Yeah, your guy would definitely want to smash, probably.
01:28:15.000 Your friend probably wants to smash, too.
01:28:16.000 You want to try it?
01:28:17.000 Jesus, first of all, my phone is not in there.
01:28:18.000 I put it in my bag.
01:28:20.000 And she has a man.
01:28:21.000 All right, it's fine.
01:28:22.000 All right.
01:28:22.000 All right.
01:28:23.000 Two out of those.
01:28:25.000 Well, you guys already know, bro.
01:28:26.000 Yeah, we know what time.
01:28:27.000 Nobody wants to be friends with girls.
01:28:28.000 Facts, bro.
01:28:29.000 That's that for that chat.
01:28:30.000 Yeah.
01:28:31.000 We got those.
01:28:32.000 Okay.
01:28:32.000 Yep, we got it.
01:28:33.000 What's up next?
01:28:34.000 Chat, if you ever feel like a girl is fucking with you over the phone or she's drunk calling you like that, never, never fall for it.
01:28:42.000 Challenge her in a combative way.
01:28:44.000 You say, what are you drunk?
01:28:45.000 And she goes, oh, shit.
01:28:47.000 Never say, oh, you're drunk and get all happy.
01:28:50.000 99% of the time, even if she's not pranking you, her mind will change when she sees you.
01:28:57.000 So never fall for that bait, ever, unless she's five minutes away from you.
01:29:02.000 Then you can meet her.
01:29:03.000 She's in another fucking state, drunk, calling you.
01:29:05.000 She's not going to fuck you when she comes back.
01:29:07.000 Trust me, bro.
01:29:08.000 You're being tested here.
01:29:09.000 And these guys are failing.
01:29:11.000 You guys, your friends are losers, bro.
01:29:13.000 They're legit losers.
01:29:14.000 That's why they're in the friend zone on Fresh Zone.
01:29:16.000 Thanks.
01:29:17.000 They look at Evan as well, like, only I started by badge.
01:29:19.000 Hey, bro.
01:29:20.000 You know, too late, bro.
01:29:22.000 She saved now.
01:29:23.000 Yeah.
01:29:24.000 On Fresh Bad.
01:29:25.000 Oh, okay.
01:29:26.000 On behalf of Fresh's Balls, I must relate his message.
01:29:31.000 He's too tired.
01:29:32.000 He's currently recovering from a wild night last night.
01:29:35.000 What the fuck, nigga?
01:29:37.000 Nigga, I was home.
01:29:39.000 What the fuck?
01:29:40.000 I didn't do shit last night.
01:29:42.000 Didn't we do a podcast last night?
01:29:44.000 Maybe the night before that?
01:29:46.000 Yeah.
01:29:49.000 I was with Chris nigga, so yeah, that was double date.
01:29:51.000 Yeah, I was busy.
01:29:53.000 All right.
01:29:54.000 Yeah, that's probably what it.
01:29:55.000 What the fuck?
01:29:55.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, that happened.
01:29:58.000 Wait, what?
01:29:59.000 This is how Fresh had a three out of the double date with Chris.
01:30:02.000 Yeah, locals, nigga.
01:30:03.000 Oh, yeah.
01:30:03.000 You always doing that.
01:30:04.000 That black wrist.
01:30:06.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:30:06.000 Why the hell?
01:30:07.000 Why did they say that?
01:30:09.000 Who's the chick?
01:30:09.000 The George Floyd.
01:30:11.000 Well, why'd you?
01:30:13.000 I was so lost.
01:30:14.000 I was holding her neck.
01:30:14.000 Oh, you're holding her neck?
01:30:16.000 Like, like, doing the armbar?
01:30:17.000 Oh, really?
01:30:18.000 Yeah.
01:30:18.000 Oh, okay.
01:30:19.000 Okay, let's move forward.
01:30:21.000 W Zerka.
01:30:22.000 Bruh.
01:30:22.000 W Zerga, W, Melissa W, Leonardo, Joni.
01:30:26.000 Albania on top.
01:30:28.000 All right, let's go team Albania.
01:30:30.000 All right.
01:30:31.000 Did you talk, did you and Melissa ever talking to Albania to each other?
01:30:34.000 Yeah, like, she's actually from a home.
01:30:37.000 No, no, she's from Albania, the capital.
01:30:39.000 No, she's far from me, but I met her brother.
01:30:42.000 Her brother knew who I was.
01:30:43.000 So, like, yeah, I love these people.
01:30:46.000 Okay.
01:30:47.000 Y'all niggas are criminals, bro.
01:30:49.000 Yeah.
01:30:49.000 I'll be honest.
01:30:50.000 Albanians are criminals, bro.
01:30:51.000 All right.
01:30:52.000 Fresh, you lied about this being a table full of baddies.
01:30:54.000 Anyhow, this is here before and after spending a week with Zirka.
01:30:58.000 Hey, nigga, Zerka's happy, so that's all I'm mad.
01:31:00.000 They said you lied, Fresh.
01:31:01.000 What do you got to say to that, bro?
01:31:02.000 Zerka's happy, so I'm happy.
01:31:03.000 No, no, they said you lied about the baddies.
01:31:05.000 Nigga, Zerka's happy.
01:31:06.000 What does it have to do with anything?
01:31:07.000 I'm happy to be around you guys.
01:31:09.000 The girls don't do it for me.
01:31:10.000 Okay, great.
01:31:12.000 Pause it.
01:31:13.000 All right.
01:31:13.000 WFFW Zerka.
01:31:14.000 Zerka, if you need help with your podcast setup, hit me through Instagram.
01:31:18.000 Yes.
01:31:18.000 I got you if you truly moved to Miami.
01:31:20.000 He's amazing.
01:31:21.000 This is TPC Film.
01:31:22.000 Yeah.
01:31:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:31:23.000 Help me with my camera on the debrief.
01:31:25.000 I'd love a volunteer.
01:31:26.000 I'll give you this one number.
01:31:27.000 Yeah.
01:31:28.000 Wait, are you actually, bro?
01:31:28.000 Are you serious about this?
01:31:29.000 100%.
01:31:30.000 100%.
01:31:32.000 It just makes sense.
01:31:33.000 It makes a lot of sense.
01:31:34.000 It does make sense, bro.
01:31:35.000 Because I'll be honest, bro, you lazy nigga.
01:31:36.000 We need to motivate you.
01:31:37.000 Yeah.
01:31:39.000 Even without streaming.
01:31:40.000 If you're here, it's better for you.
01:31:42.000 You know, the only reason I haven't done it yet is I'm like, I'm not paying fucking $8,000 for SLS.
01:31:48.000 It's $41.
01:31:49.000 This building ain't that bad.
01:31:51.000 Yeah.
01:31:52.000 Why didn't you guys tell me, like, Zerka?
01:31:53.000 I'm paying more right now.
01:31:55.000 You could have asked me.
01:31:57.000 We didn't know you wanted to come here.
01:31:58.000 Yeah, I thought you were going to Columbia.
01:31:59.000 Yeah, we didn't know what the fuck you want to do.
01:32:01.000 All right.
01:32:02.000 Not with neighbors.
01:32:03.000 So yeah, no, no, there's a correction in Miami, so this is a good time to come here.
01:32:06.000 All right.
01:32:07.000 Demetrius says, Zerka tonight, let's chill on Iraq.
01:32:10.000 We all know who she desires.
01:32:11.000 Sudan flag emoji?
01:32:12.000 Yeah, Iraq.
01:32:13.000 Have you gone on a date with Myron yet?
01:32:15.000 Have you done, like, are you just wasting your life?
01:32:17.000 Like, what are you doing?
01:32:18.000 Just working for Porsche?
01:32:19.000 You got to get moving on that.
01:32:21.000 The Mossad sent her, so they're going to kill me soon.
01:32:26.000 You know, they have Iraqi Jews, right?
01:32:28.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:32:29.000 Yeah, they have them.
01:32:31.000 Anyway, Blackest Panther.
01:32:33.000 Greenland is not a country.
01:32:34.000 Black Queen won already.
01:32:36.000 Really?
01:32:36.000 Oh, shit.
01:32:38.000 Wow.
01:32:38.000 Mo?
01:32:39.000 Greenland's not a country.
01:32:41.000 Wait, it is.
01:32:42.000 Wait, it's not?
01:32:43.000 Yeah, because Trump said he's going to invade it.
01:32:46.000 Yeah, man.
01:32:47.000 All right, we'll move on.
01:32:48.000 They both win.
01:32:50.000 What's up next?
01:32:53.000 Who's up next?
01:32:54.000 I think that's it.
01:32:55.000 That's it?
01:32:55.000 Cool.
01:32:56.000 Damn.
01:32:57.000 All right.
01:32:57.000 So we've actually killed a lot of time.
01:33:00.000 Holy shit, from that first portion of the show.
01:33:03.000 We can do the questions.
01:33:06.000 Sure.
01:33:06.000 Yeah, because, bro.
01:33:11.000 We have about 45 minutes.
01:33:15.000 You got a question for the girls, Zorka?
01:33:18.000 Sure, yeah, let's start this.
01:33:19.000 Okay.
01:33:20.000 31 minutes.
01:33:21.000 I'll start.
01:33:22.000 Okay, go first.
01:33:23.000 Ladies, who here has been in a threesome?
01:33:32.000 Is this just Cap, bro?
01:33:33.000 This is some one chick from the podcast?
01:33:36.000 Are you lying to me?
01:33:37.000 Nobody else?
01:33:38.000 I've never had one.
01:33:40.000 Even you?
01:33:43.000 What the fuck?
01:33:44.000 Okay, tell us about that threesome.
01:33:46.000 What happened?
01:33:47.000 Was it two girls?
01:33:48.000 Which one?
01:33:49.000 Oh, my God.
01:33:50.000 All right.
01:33:53.000 Was there ever two men on you?
01:33:55.000 Hell no, that ain't no threesome.
01:33:57.000 This girl's so awesome, dude.
01:33:58.000 This girl, you're answering everything correct.
01:34:00.000 Okay, check this out.
01:34:02.000 All right.
01:34:02.000 We're going to go back to a different question.
01:34:04.000 My name, you do the question.
01:34:05.000 No, no, go ahead.
01:34:06.000 That's your second one.
01:34:06.000 Okay.
01:34:08.000 All right.
01:34:09.000 I want you ladies to pick the hottest woman here.
01:34:13.000 You guys all have to vote.
01:34:15.000 Tell the truth and don't cry.
01:34:18.000 Don't get all butt hurt.
01:34:19.000 Just tell the truth.
01:34:20.000 I'm curious.
01:34:22.000 Only the ladies that's only the ladies that are sitting at this table?
01:34:27.000 Yes.
01:34:27.000 Yeah.
01:34:28.000 So one of them.
01:34:29.000 Oh, my gosh.
01:34:31.000 No one's competing with those guys.
01:34:32.000 Everybody a baddie.
01:34:33.000 No, no, don't do that, gay shit.
01:34:35.000 Come on, bro.
01:34:35.000 Like, actually, though, I think I'm going to go with her.
01:34:39.000 You think she's the hottest here?
01:34:41.000 I would just say that she's different from my average GoPor, and I like her hair.
01:34:45.000 It gives like 90s vibes, so I would want to feel her out.
01:34:48.000 So yeah, she's hot.
01:34:50.000 Okay.
01:34:51.000 That was very honest.
01:34:53.000 Your turn?
01:34:55.000 Oh, my God.
01:34:56.000 Clock it.
01:34:56.000 Why?
01:34:57.000 Oh my god.
01:34:59.000 She's young and feminine and pretty.
01:35:04.000 She's so cute.
01:35:07.000 Okay.
01:35:07.000 Your turn?
01:35:09.000 I'll pick her on the end.
01:35:10.000 Yeah.
01:35:12.000 Yeah.
01:35:14.000 Because she's pretty.
01:35:15.000 I like her hair, her style.
01:35:17.000 Would you fuck?
01:35:19.000 You plead the fifth.
01:35:20.000 Oh, you plead the fifth.
01:35:22.000 I know that's right.
01:35:24.000 Okay, your turn.
01:35:25.000 Go ahead.
01:35:26.000 I'll choose my roommate, Taylor.
01:35:28.000 That's cheating.
01:35:29.000 That's your father.
01:35:30.000 Oh, but really, because she, I saw her without makeup and she's still a baddie without makeup.
01:35:35.000 And are you guys roommates like that, bad?
01:35:37.000 Like, you guys, like, you guys.
01:35:39.000 Walk around the room naked type of thing?
01:35:40.000 That's what you said?
01:35:41.000 Or are you guys straight?
01:35:42.000 Oh, okay.
01:35:43.000 Okay, you're going to heaven.
01:35:45.000 Okay, your turn.
01:35:46.000 So I'm going to hell?
01:35:47.000 I mean, you can redeem yourself.
01:35:49.000 You can be heterosexual for this portion of your life, right?
01:35:52.000 Yeah, I'm just going to call myself my sister wife.
01:35:55.000 Hold up.
01:35:56.000 In the Bible, they never talk about woman on woman.
01:36:00.000 Only man on man is a mortal sin.
01:36:02.000 Woman on woman is never talked about, so I think you're good.
01:36:05.000 I would love to go to heaven for liking women.
01:36:07.000 I ain't gonna lie.
01:36:08.000 I think you're safe.
01:36:09.000 But isn't that perverse of the mind?
01:36:13.000 I always wonder why it's left out.
01:36:15.000 Why is the lesbian left out of the Bible that the gay thing is the worst?
01:36:19.000 Because I get the gay thing being the worst, but why is the lesbian not in Leviticus?
01:36:23.000 But Adam and Eve were created to be a perfect couple, not Eve and Steve and Ivanka.
01:36:29.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:36:30.000 Eve and Steve.
01:36:30.000 Yeah, I get what you're saying.
01:36:35.000 Who's the hottest chick at the table?
01:36:37.000 Oh my god.
01:36:38.000 I can't choose.
01:36:42.000 I don't know.
01:36:42.000 Probably her.
01:36:44.000 Actually.
01:36:45.000 Okay.
01:36:45.000 Why?
01:36:46.000 Dude, she's sexy.
01:36:49.000 That's your friend, though.
01:36:50.000 No, like, she's sexy.
01:36:52.000 Like, I just met her.
01:36:53.000 She's sexy.
01:36:54.000 Wait, who?
01:36:55.000 The one on the corner.
01:36:56.000 Yeah.
01:36:57.000 Alright, what about you?
01:36:59.000 I would be the girl.
01:37:00.000 Oh, my God.
01:37:01.000 Because she's natural, spontaneous.
01:37:03.000 She smiles a lot, and she's smart for her age.
01:37:07.000 Oh, my God.
01:37:09.000 Girls, when you say her, just please describe the girl at least a little bit for the chat, please.
01:37:15.000 I don't know.
01:37:16.000 What's her name again?
01:37:17.000 Leo.
01:37:18.000 Yeah, I could be wrong about that Bible thing.
01:37:19.000 I'm pretty sure I'm wrong.
01:37:20.000 It's like the one thing someone challenged me on, and I remembered it.
01:37:24.000 It's a great area.
01:37:25.000 A woman can't lie with women.
01:37:26.000 I keep hearing that in my head.
01:37:28.000 It's a great area, but yeah.
01:37:29.000 Wait, Chat said She's the ugliest.
01:37:32.000 Who?
01:37:32.000 Which one?
01:37:33.000 Which one's the ugliest?
01:37:34.000 I got the biggest forehead.
01:37:35.000 I'll be real.
01:37:36.000 Yeah, no titties.
01:37:37.000 No, you don't.
01:37:38.000 I got the biggest forehead and no titties.
01:37:41.000 I don't care.
01:37:42.000 Okay, whose turn?
01:37:43.000 Okay.
01:37:44.000 My turn.
01:37:44.000 Yeah.
01:37:45.000 Her with the cheetah shirt.
01:37:47.000 Yeah.
01:37:48.000 Okay.
01:37:49.000 She's natural.
01:37:49.000 She has a natural hair on.
01:37:50.000 But shouldn't it shouldn't?
01:37:51.000 Hold on, but like, let me get this straight.
01:37:53.000 Like, shouldn't every girl at this table say that hairstylist is the hottest?
01:37:57.000 No, pretty fair.
01:37:59.000 Shouldn't every girl say that that chick's the hottest?
01:38:02.000 Am I tripping?
01:38:03.000 Oh, it stuck between you two.
01:38:04.000 Thank you.
01:38:05.000 Okay.
01:38:06.000 Politically correct.
01:38:07.000 What about you?
01:38:09.000 I think she's the hottest.
01:38:12.000 Oh, yeah, you're here.
01:38:14.000 Like so natural.
01:38:16.000 So out of all of them, she won the most votes right here.
01:38:19.000 All right, let's try this.
01:38:20.000 Let's try this.
01:38:21.000 If you girls have to sign a bitch to modeling contract, which one would you sign at the table to make some money?
01:38:27.000 How about that?
01:38:28.000 Why don't we tell the truth?
01:38:30.000 Martin, who would you sign?
01:38:32.000 If you had to sign one of these women on your fucking wine seat labeling, who would you sign?
01:38:41.000 They don't allow tattoos or anything.
01:38:43.000 Fresh, who would you sign?
01:38:44.000 Come on, you're with me, Fresh.
01:38:45.000 I would sign Venezuela.
01:38:48.000 Really?
01:38:48.000 You're actually a racist.
01:38:50.000 What the fuck?
01:38:51.000 No.
01:38:51.000 He's actually a racist.
01:38:52.000 Here, I got a question for the girls.
01:38:56.000 Ladies, what do you think in general is, obviously we know that dating is very difficult now, and we know that men and women are both struggling for different reasons.
01:39:06.000 What would you say is the number one struggle for women with finding a guy?
01:39:09.000 And then what do you think is the number one struggle for men with finding a girl?
01:39:13.000 So need you guys to think a little bit.
01:39:15.000 Huh?
01:39:15.000 Are we going in an order?
01:39:17.000 Wherever you guys want to start, or whoever wants to go first, because I know this is a deeper question.
01:39:21.000 So again, we all know that dating is more difficult than before.
01:39:26.000 What do you think the biggest obstacle is for women versus what is the obstacle, the biggest obstacle for men?
01:39:32.000 For men.
01:39:33.000 In your opinion, of course.
01:39:35.000 It could be directly tied to you or someone you know or what you think.
01:39:40.000 Yeah, or why you're single.
01:39:42.000 Yeah, or it could be why you're single, where you could draw from your experiences, someone you know, whatever.
01:39:47.000 So for women and then for men, the biggest obstacle.
01:39:51.000 We'll start right here on this, Orlando.
01:39:52.000 I think it's...
01:39:55.000 I think, like, the hardest thing for girls, women, is...
01:40:03.000 You're right.
01:40:06.000 Say it with those 32 Ds.
01:40:08.000 My God.
01:40:10.000 I feel like they are overly emotional at times whenever it comes to certain topics or just certain conversations.
01:40:22.000 And then I think for men, I think men under, don't, I feel like men don't express their feelings enough or they don't.
01:40:29.000 Isn't that gay though?
01:40:30.000 When they're like, oh, I got to talk about my feelings.
01:40:32.000 Isn't that like some switch to rumor?
01:40:34.000 No, it's really important.
01:40:35.000 So your guy tells you about his feelings all the time?
01:40:38.000 No, but we talk it through.
01:40:41.000 Has he cried?
01:40:42.000 He cried in front of you?
01:40:43.000 Yeah.
01:40:44.000 Really?
01:40:46.000 Oh, my.
01:40:47.000 Are you still with him?
01:40:48.000 Whoa.
01:40:49.000 Yeah, for him.
01:40:50.000 It's like a good thing.
01:40:51.000 His mom die?
01:40:52.000 No.
01:40:53.000 Oh, my God.
01:40:54.000 What happened?
01:40:54.000 No.
01:40:55.000 Why'd he cry?
01:40:58.000 Oh, she smiles.
01:40:59.000 Dog die?
01:41:00.000 No.
01:41:00.000 He lost his job.
01:41:02.000 No.
01:41:04.000 Yeah, I don't want to.
01:41:05.000 Well, just give us a hint.
01:41:06.000 Give us a hint.
01:41:08.000 Yeah, we don't know him, so.
01:41:09.000 Yeah, we know him.
01:41:10.000 Yeah.
01:41:11.000 Was he like inside of you?
01:41:12.000 Oh, this is the best thing you've ever done.
01:41:16.000 Oh, my God.
01:41:17.000 That's fine.
01:41:20.000 We had a pretty heated argument one time, and it was pretty serious.
01:41:25.000 Did he call you a fire crotch?
01:41:27.000 No.
01:41:29.000 You're an asshole.
01:41:30.000 What did he say?
01:41:31.000 What did he say that was so mean?
01:41:33.000 No, we're just long distance.
01:41:36.000 It's really hard.
01:41:37.000 Oh, really hard.
01:41:38.000 That's what she said.
01:41:39.000 And some things are harder for us than other things.
01:41:43.000 Wait, so like, so he cried to you on the phone?
01:41:47.000 Not person.
01:41:49.000 Yeah.
01:41:50.000 You thought you were cheating.
01:41:52.000 Oh, my God.
01:41:55.000 You thought you were cheating then.
01:41:57.000 Or no, Myron.
01:41:58.000 Or no.
01:42:00.000 No, no.
01:42:02.000 We're very open with each other.
01:42:04.000 You're open, all right.
01:42:07.000 Oh, my God.
01:42:09.000 beyond me bro!
01:42:10.000 You guys!
01:42:15.000 Have all the ladies here had a guy cry to them?
01:42:18.000 Yes.
01:42:19.000 You too?
01:42:19.000 Yes.
01:42:20.000 Wow.
01:42:20.000 What the fuck is going on?
01:42:23.000 You don't even date women.
01:42:24.000 You just wanna be a woman.
01:42:25.000 No, that's not gonna be now.
01:42:27.000 No, no.
01:42:28.000 He's going away.
01:42:30.000 Myron, have you cried?
01:42:32.000 Hold on.
01:42:33.000 Fresh, have you cried in front of a chief?
01:42:34.000 Never.
01:42:35.000 Myron, he's going away.
01:42:36.000 Where?
01:42:37.000 Military?
01:42:37.000 yeah is that why Wait, for war?
01:42:42.000 Huh?
01:42:43.000 For war, just like...
01:42:45.000 Deployed?
01:42:46.000 No.
01:42:46.000 No, he just doesn't.
01:42:50.000 Yeah.
01:42:51.000 We'll say it.
01:42:52.000 Yeah, we'll say that.
01:42:52.000 How old is he?
01:42:53.000 Oh, God.
01:42:54.000 He's my age as well.
01:42:56.000 21.
01:42:57.000 Yeah, about 21.
01:42:58.000 Fresh out.
01:42:59.000 Wait a minute.
01:43:01.000 Wow.
01:43:01.000 I don't.
01:43:03.000 This was like closer to like when we were not like this was like a while back.
01:43:10.000 It was closer to like when we first got together.
01:43:13.000 Not like right away, but six months.
01:43:16.000 How often do you see him?
01:43:16.000 How often do you see him?
01:43:17.000 We see each other a good bit.
01:43:19.000 Like every week?
01:43:21.000 No.
01:43:23.000 Every month or so.
01:43:24.000 Every month or two.
01:43:26.000 It might not seem like a lot, but not gonna lie, that's really not a relationship.
01:43:29.000 Yeah, you're single.
01:43:30.000 Yeah, you're really single.
01:43:31.000 You're single, though.
01:43:32.000 You're single.
01:43:32.000 All right.
01:43:32.000 All right.
01:43:33.000 So my guys are going to be a little bit scared.
01:43:34.000 Okay, one thing that you think men struggle with versus women struggle with dating.
01:43:38.000 The biggest obstacle in your opinion?
01:43:41.000 For you?
01:43:42.000 Yep.
01:43:42.000 Oh, for me.
01:43:43.000 Yeah.
01:43:45.000 I feel like women struggle because some men don't understand that women can work and be established.
01:43:56.000 Well, me personally, I've had an ex that's like was jealous of my success.
01:44:00.000 Really?
01:44:01.000 Yes.
01:44:01.000 Was he broken?
01:44:03.000 Yeah.
01:44:04.000 That makes sense.
01:44:05.000 Yeah.
01:44:06.000 But I don't know.
01:44:07.000 So the obstacle for women is their success.
01:44:11.000 For me, yeah.
01:44:11.000 And from my experience.
01:44:13.000 All right.
01:44:13.000 Well, and then what about I feel like every woman, well, not every woman, but most women are looking for like a provider financially.
01:44:23.000 And they use social media and they see, oh, if I get a man, he's going to buy me X, Y, and Z. And I'm like, that's not realistic because a lot of these men are not rich.
01:44:32.000 All right.
01:44:34.000 So for the women, the biggest obstacle is their own success.
01:44:36.000 For the men, it's women looking for a provider.
01:44:39.000 Yeah.
01:44:40.000 All right.
01:44:40.000 What about you?
01:44:41.000 What about you, Vin as well?
01:44:42.000 What do you think is the biggest obstacle for women in dating and then versus men in dating in today's day and age?
01:44:47.000 I think there is one answer to both, and it's lack of healing.
01:44:52.000 Lack of what?
01:44:53.000 Healing.
01:44:54.000 Okay.
01:44:55.000 Like we all have experiences shared in our lives.
01:45:01.000 And if we don't go to the psychologist or we don't, you know, internalize what happened to us, we are going to fuck it up even with the right person.
01:45:10.000 And that's true for both men and women.
01:45:13.000 So trauma.
01:45:14.000 Yeah.
01:45:15.000 Like, let's say if I had a guy that's shitting on me before and I don't heal that, then I'm going to think that every guy that is going to be in my life is going to shit on me.
01:45:25.000 And that's other...
01:45:31.000 No.
01:45:32.000 Because I love myself.
01:45:35.000 I'm enough.
01:45:35.000 I'm enough.
01:45:36.000 And if he's with me, I have to be enough for him to be able to do it.
01:45:40.000 Okay, so hold on.
01:45:40.000 Question for you.
01:45:41.000 Do you think a woman can sexually satisfy a man by herself?
01:45:45.000 Yes.
01:45:48.000 Yeah, I think.
01:45:50.000 All right, raise of hands.
01:45:51.000 How many of you guys think one woman can sexually satisfy a man by herself?
01:45:54.000 Raise of hands if you think yes.
01:45:56.000 They should be aware of that.
01:45:56.000 If you're very good and bad, yes.
01:45:58.000 What is?
01:45:59.000 So you guys think three or three of you think a woman can?
01:46:02.000 I think a woman can.
01:46:04.000 Yeah.
01:46:04.000 If they love you, if you're not boring and keep it exciting, that's it.
01:46:09.000 Exactly.
01:46:10.000 Keep it exciting.
01:46:11.000 Don't you have three songs with your guy?
01:46:13.000 Excuse me?
01:46:14.000 Don't you have three sons with your guy?
01:46:16.000 No, not this one.
01:46:16.000 Oh, that's one?
01:46:17.000 No.
01:46:18.000 And how long you two been dating?
01:46:19.000 How long?
01:46:20.000 What?
01:46:20.000 How long you two been dating?
01:46:22.000 A little minute.
01:46:22.000 Like, what?
01:46:23.000 Five years?
01:46:23.000 Five years.
01:46:24.000 Five years?
01:46:25.000 At least that's return on, man.
01:46:27.000 No, that's what he said.
01:46:28.000 I didn't confirm.
01:46:33.000 That's what he said.
01:46:34.000 So like two years.
01:46:35.000 Five plus years, and I didn't confirm, but he put it on that paper.
01:46:38.000 Oh, okay.
01:46:38.000 So how long is it then?
01:46:40.000 A couple years.
01:46:41.000 Off and on?
01:46:42.000 No.
01:46:43.000 Okay.
01:46:45.000 I'm wondering.
01:46:46.000 I saw three girls saying that they could sexually satisfy a guy by themselves.
01:46:49.000 You three, right?
01:46:50.000 Or no, four.
01:46:51.000 Four of you.
01:46:51.000 The rest of you don't think so?
01:46:53.000 No.
01:46:54.000 I don't understand that.
01:46:55.000 What did they mean by no?
01:46:57.000 He's going to cheat regardless.
01:46:59.000 Oh, okay.
01:47:00.000 Y'all putting it like that.
01:47:01.000 All right.
01:47:02.000 So you change your answer.
01:47:04.000 Polybill depends on the guy.
01:47:07.000 No, I don't.
01:47:08.000 Like, the question is, can you, as a woman, actually suppress the word, can you fulfill a man's sexual appetite?
01:47:16.000 Is that even fucking possible?
01:47:18.000 Yes.
01:47:19.000 Really?
01:47:20.000 You can fulfill every fantasy?
01:47:21.000 Even this.
01:47:23.000 I hate to break it to you guys.
01:47:24.000 The answer is a profound fucking no.
01:47:26.000 You can't do it yourself.
01:47:27.000 And this comes to, you know, I hate to hold back my power levels all this much.
01:47:31.000 Women are delusional, and you guys think you have more value than you really do.
01:47:34.000 You guys think you're more special than you really are.
01:47:36.000 And the reality is, a lot of you guys are very similar to each other, and you guys aren't as special as you guys think that you are.
01:47:42.000 So it's always fun to me when girls say, you know, I don't want a guy that's going to cheat on me, or I think that I can satisfy a guy by myself, or I'm enough, or any sort of stuff.
01:47:50.000 It's not true.
01:47:50.000 You're not enough.
01:47:51.000 It will be enough for the guy who feels like you are enough.
01:47:55.000 No, because if he has enough, you won't be enough.
01:47:57.000 Let me make that very clear.
01:47:58.000 If he has enough, you will never be enough.
01:48:02.000 The more status and money a man has, the more likely he is to experience other women.
01:48:08.000 How about him?
01:48:09.000 A man is only as faithful as his money allows him to be.
01:48:13.000 If he can have multiple women and get away with it, he will do it every single time.
01:48:16.000 So like I said before, a girl's only enough if he has enough.
01:48:20.000 How about if he has more, he can get more.
01:48:22.000 How about if he got tired of that life?
01:48:25.000 Have you heard the song by an Odra Nocha in Miami from Bad Bony?
01:48:29.000 He's tired of fucking sluts.
01:48:31.000 He's still fucking sluts.
01:48:34.000 Yeah, but you know, deep down, who's gonna have all the money and all of that.
01:48:40.000 So all rich men are whores.
01:48:41.000 But let's be honest here.
01:48:42.000 After the wall, he's like, you know what?
01:48:43.000 All right, I'm tired of one bitch.
01:48:44.000 So same shit.
01:48:45.000 It's like a cycle.
01:48:47.000 He'll get tired one time, one girl, and then ladies, I'm going to give you guys a big red pill.
01:48:51.000 Musicians say things that you want to hear because women are stupid and they're more likely to buy things and spend money and put themselves in debt and consumers.
01:49:00.000 So musicians make music, you know, with fairy tales because women and a woman's imagination is their best asset, right?
01:49:07.000 So since women tend to live in fairy tales and you guys like fiction over non-fiction, it's why women love reading romance novels and watching Telemundo and fictional stuff.
01:49:16.000 They sell that to you.
01:49:16.000 So when Bad Bunny says, oh, yeah, I just want a real girl even though I fuck all these whores.
01:49:21.000 Yeah, a guy was always going to want a main girl, of course.
01:49:24.000 But he's going to want to have side girls too.
01:49:25.000 That's just how men are.
01:49:27.000 And really, the amount of, you know, typically men are as faithful as they can afford to be.
01:49:31.000 That's what it is.
01:49:32.000 So I just find it interesting when girls say, oh, yeah, I can sexually satisfy a guy by myself, or I deserve monogamy.
01:49:36.000 I always laugh because I'm like, yeah, you want monogamy, get an average guy.
01:49:39.000 But none of you want an average guy.
01:49:40.000 Yeah, if he has a check mark, he's cheating.
01:49:44.000 You guys are like, but can you, let me ask you, do you know what he is?
01:49:49.000 What do you mean?
01:49:50.000 Like, what does he do?
01:49:51.000 Like, what do you think the average guy is?
01:49:52.000 This is actually an interesting experiment.
01:49:54.000 What do you think he is?
01:49:55.000 I'm 9 to 5.
01:49:56.000 Okay, how much money do you think he earns per year and how tall do you think he is?
01:49:59.000 Maybe 30.
01:50:00.000 Average.
01:50:00.000 Average.
01:50:01.000 Average?
01:50:02.000 5'5.
01:50:05.000 15 to 28 an hour.
01:50:08.000 what is that yearly that's Not even?
01:50:15.000 You think 30k is average?
01:50:16.000 46, maybe?
01:50:17.000 30?
01:50:18.000 Yeah.
01:50:18.000 Yeah, she's good.
01:50:19.000 Yeah, so the average guy, yeah.
01:50:20.000 5'8, about 30 or 50K per year, depending on where they're at.
01:50:23.000 Most women don't want, that's below most women.
01:50:25.000 Yeah.
01:50:26.000 I got that.
01:50:27.000 That's fine with me.
01:50:29.000 Most women wouldn't want that.
01:50:30.000 Okay.
01:50:31.000 The problem is this, right?
01:50:33.000 Average women don't want average men.
01:50:36.000 And that's why we have this disconnect.
01:50:39.000 average women don't want average men.
01:50:41.000 Average women want above average men.
01:50:43.000 He's saying the top is sharing all the women.
01:50:46.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:50:46.000 The top is literally sharing all the entitlement.
01:50:49.000 Yeah.
01:50:49.000 Women?
01:50:49.000 Yeah.
01:50:50.000 Entitlement?
01:50:51.000 Most definitely.
01:50:51.000 Yeah, this is.
01:50:52.000 Maybe broke as fuck.
01:50:53.000 One, the richest man.
01:50:55.000 Yeah, but men don't care about women's money.
01:50:57.000 Yeah.
01:50:57.000 Like, you could be a broke chick and get a rich man.
01:50:59.000 But women care about men's money.
01:51:01.000 Exactly.
01:51:01.000 Yeah.
01:51:02.000 Yeah, but I'm saying that men don't care about their money, but I'm saying the things like a guy will take a girl.
01:51:08.000 I'd rather, I think most men would agree with me.
01:51:10.000 I'd rather have a girl that's broke, but not a whore over a girl that has a bunch of money but's a whore.
01:51:15.000 100%.
01:51:16.000 I'll take a broke chick that is not a slut over a chick that's a slut but has is a multi-millionaire any single day.
01:51:22.000 And that's how men are.
01:51:22.000 We're different.
01:51:23.000 Versus the other way around.
01:51:24.000 Women want a guy that's a slut that's a multi-millionaire that has a lot of large body count over a broke man that's a virgin.
01:51:30.000 And Aka Hima gets jealous of you.
01:51:34.000 Yeah.
01:51:34.000 Okay, well anyway.
01:51:35.000 So yeah, you said lack of healing, which is kind of funny to me.
01:51:38.000 I think trauma is good for men, but it's bad for women.
01:51:42.000 Good for men.
01:51:43.000 Trauma is good for men.
01:51:44.000 Yes, absolutely.
01:51:45.000 I do agree.
01:51:46.000 I'm not even going to lie.
01:51:47.000 I agree.
01:51:48.000 Because when women experience trauma, you guys become whores.
01:51:50.000 When we experience trauma, we recover.
01:51:52.000 Well, assuming we recover from it, survival of the fittest, that makes you more attractive.
01:51:56.000 There's a reason why battle scars are like admired, right?
01:51:58.000 Because you've been through shit and you survived it.
01:52:00.000 So for men, experience makes us more attractive.
01:52:03.000 Experience makes you guys less attractive.
01:52:05.000 Yeah, also you can handle all your problems.
01:52:06.000 Because he's been through it himself.
01:52:08.000 Yeah, that's what I agree with.
01:52:10.000 Within reason, right?
01:52:11.000 But we are talking romantically.
01:52:13.000 We are not talking about life.
01:52:14.000 Trauma makes you stronger in life to handle shit, the work and all of that.
01:52:19.000 That's not good for women, though.
01:52:20.000 But for men either, if I want to marry somebody that cannot take when I cry in front of him, he hides himself.
01:52:28.000 That means he's not able to listen to me.
01:52:31.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:52:34.000 We're talking about romantically.
01:52:35.000 No, no, no.
01:52:36.000 I mean, if he's suffered and he's been through trauma and then you cry to him, I think he'd be in a good position to help you deal with it.
01:52:44.000 Okay.
01:52:45.000 I mean, that's an example.
01:52:46.000 But it's not trauma as a word.
01:52:48.000 It's what's behind the past experiences.
01:52:51.000 You know what I'm saying?
01:52:52.000 Like, you can be traumatized, yeah, but that could be a lot deeper than the word.
01:52:56.000 Like, it's not like you have a car accident and now you, you, no, no, no.
01:53:01.000 It's like if he experienced stuff, let's say, with the mom when he was younger, and then he doesn't hear from that, he will not know how to handle a woman.
01:53:11.000 And that is going to affect me because if I want to marry that man, that man needs to be free and have the wisdom to manage me.
01:53:21.000 Do you know what I'm saying?
01:53:22.000 I'm talking about deeper than what you're saying.
01:53:25.000 That's where you got to be smart as a woman and get with a guy that's wiser, older, smarter than you.
01:53:31.000 That's where you got to be intelligent enough to, you know, this is why I tell girls, like, you want to date a guy five to 10 years older than you, right?
01:53:38.000 And guys, you want to date a woman significantly younger than you, right?
01:53:41.000 Like, you talk about marriage, but like, what are the chances you get married again?
01:53:46.000 It's like damn near zero.
01:53:49.000 No, I'm being honest.
01:53:50.000 It's not rude.
01:53:51.000 She looks very young.
01:53:52.000 You look very young, but your chances of getting married are almost close to zero percent.
01:53:56.000 For real.
01:53:58.000 You're 33.
01:53:59.000 For real.
01:54:00.000 I deserve the real one.
01:54:01.000 Wait, you're 33 on your second marriage or divorce?
01:54:05.000 Third.
01:54:05.000 I'm divorced, yeah.
01:54:06.000 Yeah, so you probably have an almost 0% chance.
01:54:10.000 Why?
01:54:11.000 I look like 25.
01:54:13.000 Pull the calculator for us, Chris, please.
01:54:15.000 I mean, just statistically, you have this almost 0% chance.
01:54:18.000 We'll come back to her in a second.
01:54:20.000 All right.
01:54:20.000 What about you?
01:54:21.000 What do you think is the number one obstacle that men deal with dating in the versus women dealing with dating in today's society?
01:54:27.000 I feel like for a man, their biggest obstacle is their ego.
01:54:31.000 Like, I feel like a lot of men have a high ego.
01:54:34.000 Interesting.
01:54:34.000 All right, then what about women?
01:54:35.000 I feel like a woman, they have a problem with understanding, like, the realistic aspects of things.
01:54:43.000 So, like, a man.
01:54:44.000 Where do you think that stomach is going to be?
01:54:45.000 I don't, like, insecurities.
01:54:47.000 You give me grudge girl vibes.
01:54:49.000 Hold on.
01:54:50.000 So, you said for men, their ego is their number one limiter.
01:54:53.000 And then for you, you're saying women not like having standard, uh, not understanding their worth?
01:55:00.000 In a way, honestly, yes.
01:55:01.000 In a way.
01:55:02.000 Why do they not understand their worth?
01:55:04.000 I feel like it's because they're used to things that are, like, I feel like their parents don't teach them how to work for something more.
01:55:10.000 I feel like their parents don't teach them something like higher than.
01:55:14.000 So I think you got it flipped.
01:55:17.000 I think women have too much ego.
01:55:18.000 That's why they expect too much.
01:55:20.000 I think men have less ego than women nowadays.
01:55:22.000 I respect your perspective, but I'm not going to be in the other way.
01:55:25.000 Let me tell you why.
01:55:26.000 The reason why women have more ego nowadays is because an 18-year-old girl can get on Instagram and have an NBA player DM her.
01:55:34.000 18-year-old guy, nobody gives a fuck.
01:55:36.000 Nobody cares.
01:55:37.000 So, I mean, here's the perfect example.
01:55:39.000 The guy that you just called, right?
01:55:40.000 You denied him, didn't you?
01:55:42.000 Why'd you deny him?
01:55:44.000 I don't know.
01:55:45.000 I just see him as a friend.
01:55:46.000 Okay, but why'd you see him as a friend?
01:55:47.000 Why is he, like, I want you to think, like, why is he not a suitable candidate for you?
01:55:51.000 I don't know.
01:55:52.000 Recently, I've been just, like, disgusted with guys.
01:55:55.000 Just because they're such assholes.
01:55:57.000 Like, they're, like, because I see them as so egotistical.
01:56:00.000 Yeah, but just the fuck.
01:56:01.000 Would it be prefer to say that you're the one with the ego since you're denying them all?
01:56:04.000 Yeah.
01:56:05.000 Maybe.
01:56:06.000 Maybe I have higher standards.
01:56:07.000 Yeah, maybe.
01:56:08.000 You want me to prove that every woman on this show has a huge ego?
01:56:13.000 In your minds right now, all of you women think, oh, it's optional, Fresh, Myron, Zirka.
01:56:20.000 Yeah, they're cool.
01:56:21.000 Maybe I could date them.
01:56:22.000 It's optional.
01:56:23.000 But in reality, if we just look at on paper, in reality, not just paper, us three are fucking thousand leagues above you girls.
01:56:32.000 And I'm saying like, I'm saying that in a respectful way.
01:56:37.000 The ego doesn't allow you guys to see that.
01:56:39.000 And I'm not saying this as game to pick you guys up after the show.
01:56:42.000 I'm going to go home.
01:56:43.000 I'm saying honestly, genuinely from the bottom of my heart, you guys, you'll be around men who are out of your league and you'll think they're just men.
01:56:53.000 You won't sense it.
01:56:54.000 You know, right now you're not sensing it.
01:56:56.000 You'll sense it when you go home, right?
01:56:58.000 When you have to go back to those kind of guys.
01:57:00.000 But when you're around high-value guys, you guys don't really grasp how like check this out.
01:57:06.000 Check this out.
01:57:07.000 Check this out.
01:57:10.000 Our DMs are filled with women, and that's almost impossible to do as a man.
01:57:14.000 That's really hard.
01:57:15.000 The ugliest woman on Tinder can get more matches than the hottest guy on Tinder.
01:57:19.000 So, you guys, right now, sitting here don't understand.
01:57:23.000 Let's, I'm a million leagues above you, girls, a million leagues, and if you guys could trade lives, you would feel what I'm feeling.
01:57:31.000 But there's no way to tell you guys that without, like, I sound crazy to you guys because of the ego.
01:57:37.000 I think what he's saying is, I sound crazy.
01:57:38.000 What he's saying is that, like, at the same time.
01:57:41.000 Look, I'm a top 1% male.
01:57:43.000 These girls are average at best.
01:57:46.000 I'm not saying average like you guys are mid.
01:57:48.000 I'm saying on paper, you're height, the amount of followers you have, your lifestyle, you guys average to just a basic girl around town, right?
01:57:56.000 We have a network.
01:57:57.000 Huh?
01:57:58.000 So, because we don't have a network, we don't have worth.
01:58:01.000 You're not as rare as the men sitting at this table.
01:58:06.000 If you traded lives with me, you'd be like, oh, my DMs are full.
01:58:08.000 This is awesome.
01:58:09.000 If I traded lives with you, I'm just a regular girl in Miami.
01:58:12.000 It's very different.
01:58:14.000 We drive different cars.
01:58:16.000 We're on different like playing fields, right?
01:58:18.000 They're on different kind of They're not going to understand, bro.
01:58:22.000 You got to explain it in female perspective.
01:58:23.000 But look at it based on perspective.
01:58:25.000 I feel like if you guys incarnated as a man right now and you were an average guy, like all those men at the grocery store, you guys don't notice those guys.
01:58:33.000 You don't notice the bartender.
01:58:34.000 You don't notice most men.
01:58:36.000 You're not noticing them because of your ego.
01:58:42.000 Ladies, ladies, to put it simply, I'll simplify it.
01:58:46.000 Average women don't see average men as viable.
01:58:51.000 That's simply it.
01:58:51.000 An average woman is going to want a man that's above her.
01:58:53.000 And this is just a female natural, this is like the natural tendency.
01:58:57.000 Women want men that are better than themselves.
01:58:59.000 And the internet, dating apps, and the connectivity that we have with the internet and technology has made us so where the average guys basically become invisible because when you open up your phone, you have higher status men hitting you up or you have access to these men.
01:59:14.000 Once you have access to these men, it makes it a lot more difficult for you to accept the more average guy.
01:59:18.000 Right.
01:59:19.000 Because you know what's on the horizon.
01:59:20.000 You know what's out there versus seven years ago, no internet.
01:59:24.000 You were limited to your geographic area.
01:59:26.000 My high school sweetheart, he's all I know.
01:59:28.000 He's great.
01:59:29.000 Versus now you have your high school sweetheart, but then guess what?
01:59:33.000 You get hit up on Instagram by an NBA player.
01:59:36.000 Oh my God, what the fuck?
01:59:37.000 This guy's hitting me up.
01:59:38.000 This guy is leagues above the guy that you're talking to.
01:59:40.000 But because of the internet, now you're exposed to him and you have this opportunity.
01:59:43.000 And I hate to say this, but I say this all the time.
01:59:46.000 Women are opportunists when it comes to dating.
01:59:48.000 Yes.
01:59:48.000 Men are realists.
01:59:49.000 Women are opportunists.
01:59:50.000 So you guys love men opportunistically.
01:59:52.000 Okay, this guy's a better option.
01:59:53.000 Grass green on the other side.
01:59:55.000 I'm going to go with him.
01:59:56.000 Because women are looking for security value.
01:59:58.000 We're looking for replication value.
02:00:00.000 Is she hot, young, available?
02:00:01.000 Can have good looking kids with her.
02:00:03.000 Women, is he tall, attractive, and provide security for me and my children in the future?
02:00:09.000 And it's hard to find that all in one guy.
02:00:11.000 So if you do find it, oh, this is better.
02:00:12.000 I'm going to go to him.
02:00:14.000 That's kind of how women may select.
02:00:15.000 It's very different.
02:00:17.000 Oh, yeah.
02:00:17.000 I'm looking for potential.
02:00:19.000 100%.
02:00:19.000 Yes.
02:00:20.000 And with that said, thanks to the internet and to bring my conclusion here.
02:00:24.000 Yeah.
02:00:24.000 Since we have this interconnected world with social media, et cetera, average women don't feel as though average men aren't enough.
02:00:32.000 So the guy that you're, and I'm using this example, not to be an asshole, but the guy that you're talking to, right, that you were talking to a frenzo, for example, right?
02:00:38.000 You denied him because he's not good enough.
02:00:40.000 Simple.
02:00:40.000 Hey, you're frenzo because you don't meet my requirements.
02:00:43.000 But let's imagine you didn't have Instagram.
02:00:45.000 Let's imagine you didn't travel.
02:00:46.000 Let's imagine you didn't have access to other men via the internet.
02:00:49.000 You would be a lot more humble about where you stand and you might have given him a chance is what I'm trying to say.
02:00:54.000 So the internet and the interconnectivity has changed things, not for men's betterment, actually for your guys' betterment, because now you guys have access to far more men, which means men don't, regular guys no longer are enough.
02:01:06.000 And he's not saying that as a good thing.
02:01:08.000 He's saying you're in a strong delusion.
02:01:11.000 In a really severe, like a delusion so strong that you could be 33 and thinking you're going to get a third marriage.
02:01:18.000 Like, what guy is going to marry?
02:01:20.000 Who are you to say that?
02:01:21.000 I'm saying who you think you are.
02:01:25.000 Who do you think you are?
02:01:26.000 I'm just looking at this.
02:01:26.000 Calm down, you're an embarrasser.
02:01:28.000 Calm down.
02:01:29.000 All right, let's say you're my.
02:01:31.000 Okay, let's say she was my daughter.
02:01:33.000 I'm glad I'm not in his DMs.
02:01:36.000 Let's say.
02:01:37.000 Next, please.
02:01:38.000 Let's say, Myron, let's say she was my daughter.
02:01:40.000 Myron, let's say she was my daughter.
02:01:42.000 I would say, listen, Venezuela, were you more attractive at 25 than right now?
02:01:47.000 Both.
02:01:48.000 Oh, same amount?
02:01:49.000 I mean, like, I look like 24, 25.
02:01:52.000 Zero, I'll make this easier for you.
02:01:53.000 Let's go through.
02:01:54.000 We have the build-demand calculator here for you.
02:01:57.000 So what we're going to do is I want you to put the minimum age and the maximum age of demand that you want.
02:02:02.000 Martin, what's the cutoff date?
02:02:03.000 If she hits 35, when is it the black soul?
02:02:06.000 We'll see.
02:02:07.000 How old are you and are you married?
02:02:08.000 Oh, I am married.
02:02:09.000 Yeah.
02:02:10.000 I doubt it.
02:02:11.000 I am married.
02:02:12.000 What is the minimum age that you would date and the maximum age you would date for you?
02:02:17.000 Minimum.
02:02:17.000 25.
02:02:18.000 25, 2.
02:02:19.000 Damn.
02:02:20.000 45.
02:02:22.000 Okay.
02:02:22.000 You're a predator.
02:02:23.000 Height?
02:02:24.000 What the fuck?
02:02:25.000 He's fucked with you.
02:02:26.000 Minimum height for you.
02:02:27.000 Tall, tall.
02:02:27.000 The minimum height.
02:02:29.000 Is it 5'10, 5'11, 6'?
02:02:30.000 Like, 6'5.
02:02:31.000 Well, hold on, hold on.
02:02:32.000 It's for her.
02:02:32.000 It's for her.
02:02:34.000 I'll come to you next.
02:02:35.000 9.
02:02:35.000 No.
02:02:37.000 I don't know.
02:02:38.000 I know that a teenage.
02:02:40.000 Okay, give us 7 meters.
02:02:40.000 It's fine.
02:02:41.000 Give us 7 meters.
02:02:42.000 My height.
02:02:43.000 You want my height.
02:02:44.000 No, no, bare minimum.
02:02:45.000 He is a high is ideal.
02:02:47.000 Ideal.
02:02:49.000 Yeah, the ideal.
02:02:50.000 What is it?
02:02:50.000 I don't know.
02:02:51.000 I don't know about numbers.
02:02:52.000 So give me 7 meters.
02:02:55.000 5'8, I would say.
02:02:57.000 2, 6, 2.
02:03:00.000 Okay.
02:03:01.000 So 5'8.
02:03:02.000 5'8.
02:03:02.000 Are you 5'8?
02:03:03.000 How tall are you?
02:03:04.000 I'm 5'4.
02:03:06.000 Okay, okay.
02:03:07.000 All right, so 5'8.
02:03:08.000 Okay, what do you say?
02:03:08.000 Race?
02:03:12.000 I don't care, as long as he's hot.
02:03:16.000 Do Asian?
02:03:17.000 Yeah.
02:03:17.000 No, you won't.
02:03:18.000 Have you fucked an Asian guy?
02:03:19.000 Yeah, or no?
02:03:20.000 No.
02:03:20.000 No.
02:03:21.000 Do you want to do it?
02:03:22.000 Don't you?
02:03:22.000 It's my fantasy.
02:03:24.000 Would you do Indian?
02:03:26.000 Depends.
02:03:27.000 I know a hot Instagrammer.
02:03:30.000 No, you can't check mark Asian if she's never had it.
02:03:32.000 Clearly, in 33 years, she's not felt Asian.
02:03:35.000 But that's my desire.
02:03:36.000 No, but you're that's.
02:03:37.000 All right, minimum education for you.
02:03:39.000 No, it has to be a boss to me.
02:03:41.000 It doesn't matter if he didn't go to university, but as long as he's his boss, yes.
02:03:45.000 Yeah, no, but high school.
02:03:46.000 Like, what's the point?
02:03:47.000 You don't care?
02:03:48.000 All right, we'll go bare minimum at high school.
02:03:49.000 That's fine.
02:03:50.000 It doesn't matter.
02:03:52.000 Income level.
02:03:53.000 Bare minimum income per year.
02:03:55.000 1 million.
02:03:58.000 Okay.
02:03:58.000 Do it.
02:04:00.000 Okay.
02:04:01.000 1 million.
02:04:04.000 He's my lesson.
02:04:06.000 My little stage.
02:04:07.000 Ladies, don't shame.
02:04:08.000 He's had enough.
02:04:08.000 He's had enough.
02:04:09.000 Don't shame him.
02:04:10.000 Okay.
02:04:11.000 So 1 million.
02:04:12.000 Can he be fat or married?
02:04:16.000 Remember what I said about the extreme delusion part?
02:04:18.000 No.
02:04:19.000 So he can't be married.
02:04:20.000 I mean, he can be fat.
02:04:22.000 I'll put the word to make him a small.
02:04:24.000 No, no, no, no.
02:04:25.000 He's coming to you.
02:04:26.000 Fat.
02:04:27.000 That's just how he is.
02:04:28.000 Biggie small man.
02:04:29.000 He has good teeth and nice face.
02:04:31.000 So that's I care about now.
02:04:33.000 Okay, so not obese.
02:04:34.000 I don't care.
02:04:35.000 Obese, no, obese, not marry, no.
02:04:37.000 Okay, let's get us out of here.
02:04:40.000 This gotta be the worst one we've ever done, Mark.
02:04:42.000 Fresh.
02:04:42.000 Let's see right now.
02:04:43.000 No, it ain't really.
02:04:44.000 Yeah, we have worse.
02:04:45.000 All right, build your man.
02:04:50.000 Okay.
02:04:55.000 You score a total of five cat bags, so good job.
02:05:00.000 0.02%.
02:05:02.000 That's that.
02:05:03.000 Yeah, so your man doesn't exist, and it's in red.
02:05:06.000 Yeah, that means, and ladies, uh, remember when I said she had a 0% chance of getting married?
02:05:12.000 Was I right or what?
02:05:13.000 Yeah, but that's not what my DM says.
02:05:15.000 Ladies, his personality.
02:05:17.000 No, no, no, no.
02:05:18.000 She said, that's not what my DMs say.
02:05:19.000 Your DMs are trying to fuck.
02:05:20.000 We're saying marriage.
02:05:23.000 Because I'm a smart woman.
02:05:24.000 Any fucking non-load on you?
02:05:26.000 We're talking about marriage.
02:05:27.000 You have a 0% chance of getting married.
02:05:30.000 You don't care.
02:05:31.000 I don't want to be married as long as I feel it.
02:05:34.000 I don't want to dialogue.
02:05:35.000 Let me ask you this.
02:05:36.000 I want to fuck as much as you do.
02:05:37.000 That's it.
02:05:38.000 Okay, come to my place.
02:05:40.000 So let me ask you this.
02:05:42.000 Okay, so obviously a million dollars a year is like 80 or $90,000 a month.
02:05:46.000 So that's fine.
02:05:47.000 Let me ask you this then.
02:05:48.000 Are you okay with him having other women?
02:05:53.000 After 10 years, like if we are boyfriend and girlfriend, no.
02:05:57.000 But if we are married, let's say after 10 years, playing blind, you know?
02:06:05.000 I'm going to be very honest with you, okay?
02:06:07.000 Because these types of men, I know what I mean.
02:06:09.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:06:10.000 Because I like Arabs and they like women, you know.
02:06:15.000 Yeah, I'll be honest with you.
02:06:17.000 This kind of guy that makes this kind of money, he's going to want to have multiple women.
02:06:21.000 Yeah.
02:06:22.000 As long as I don't know, it's fine.
02:06:24.000 Okay.
02:06:25.000 Cool.
02:06:25.000 Don't be nosy.
02:06:27.000 Yeah, but she's going to go look it, bro.
02:06:29.000 I want to see her phone.
02:06:30.000 Why'd you like sleep around?
02:06:31.000 Shoot me somewhere.
02:06:33.000 Why would you say this type of guy if he doesn't even exist?
02:06:37.000 Like, he does 0%.
02:06:40.000 Why don't we be honest with her?
02:06:42.000 Hold on.
02:06:42.000 0% of her.
02:06:43.000 She is this, but not for her.
02:06:44.000 What do you mean?
02:06:45.000 He's this, but not for her.
02:06:46.000 I think he exists to fuck, but he's not marrying her.
02:06:48.000 Of course, of course.
02:06:49.000 Yeah, okay.
02:06:49.000 Yeah.
02:06:50.000 Yeah, well, no, I'm saying for her to even get him to marry her, she would have to accept other women.
02:06:54.000 Minimum.
02:06:54.000 She would have to.
02:06:56.000 All women think when they get fucked by a dude that the guy likes her.
02:06:59.000 Like, why do you all think that?
02:07:01.000 Because they like him.
02:07:02.000 Every guy who's ever fucked you that you guys liked, where the fuck is he?
02:07:06.000 You guys got abandoned by him.
02:07:08.000 Clearly, if your DMs are full, it doesn't mean you're attractive because he's nowhere to be found.
02:07:17.000 He'll nut in you.
02:07:20.000 All right, I'm going to just say this.
02:07:21.000 How are you guys all single?
02:07:25.000 How bad do you have to be as a woman to be single in 2020?
02:07:28.000 Except her.
02:07:28.000 Except for her.
02:07:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:07:32.000 No, she's a fucking sees him every two months.
02:07:35.000 That's no relationship.
02:07:36.000 What the fuck?
02:07:36.000 Yeah, what's going to Miami, by the way, with his boyfriend?
02:07:38.000 Come on, man.
02:07:41.000 Ask them.
02:07:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:07:43.000 I'm going to go to the next one.
02:07:45.000 I was just curious.
02:07:45.000 Because, no, no, you know why?
02:07:47.000 Because a lot of girls here probably have similar standards to what you have.
02:07:50.000 Like, a lot of girls want guys that make six figures and successful and stuff like that.
02:07:54.000 And I'm here to tell you, ladies, that guy's going to want something in exchange, which means other women, and you shut the hell up and don't tell him anything.
02:07:59.000 That's how it goes.
02:08:00.000 Especially in Miami.
02:08:01.000 The delusion at 21 years old, it's funny.
02:08:05.000 But at her age, it's kind of like, hey, yo, you got to get it together.
02:08:08.000 She knows we're telling the truth.
02:08:09.000 That's why she kind of.
02:08:11.000 Okay.
02:08:11.000 She's just trying to sound tough on the show.
02:08:12.000 But the reality is you meet this kind of guy, bro.
02:08:15.000 I live in New York.
02:08:16.000 This guy is normal, you know?
02:08:17.000 If you don't wear a Rolex.
02:08:22.000 Say that again.
02:08:23.000 Like to me.
02:08:25.000 Like, I live in New York.
02:08:26.000 This is normal.
02:08:27.000 One million is normal.
02:08:28.000 And to me, it's like, if you don't wear a Rolex, I don't even talk about it.
02:08:33.000 No, but if it's normal, why?
02:08:36.000 Because I wear a Rolex.
02:08:38.000 So you need to be above me.
02:08:39.000 You're saying it's normal for you to be around a millionaire, but you're single.
02:08:45.000 By choice.
02:08:46.000 And I'm very happy.
02:08:47.000 That's it.
02:08:49.000 You know, Iker Casilla does not.
02:08:50.000 I want to help you.
02:08:51.000 I want to help you.
02:08:52.000 You know what she should do?
02:08:53.000 You should never tell people you had two divorces.
02:08:56.000 Why are you telling people that?
02:08:57.000 That's horrible.
02:08:58.000 She doesn't tell them that on dates, I'm sure.
02:08:59.000 Yeah.
02:09:00.000 Okay.
02:09:00.000 Well, she said it lies.
02:09:01.000 Hopefully.
02:09:01.000 She's on a podcast.
02:09:03.000 Yeah.
02:09:03.000 It's like a drink.
02:09:04.000 I feel like you should never tell a man that.
02:09:07.000 You should just hop on that dick.
02:09:09.000 All right.
02:09:10.000 What do you think is the number one thing that keeps men struggling with women?
02:09:15.000 And same thing with women, with men.
02:09:17.000 What's your opinion?
02:09:18.000 With men, I think it's being at a successful status, a status where they could provide financially.
02:09:24.000 Oh, they're struggling to become successful?
02:09:26.000 Yes.
02:09:26.000 That's their obstacle.
02:09:27.000 Okay, then what about you?
02:09:28.000 What do you think is the most successful?
02:09:29.000 Sorry, the biggest obstacle for women in dating modern?
02:09:32.000 I believe as a woman running into a lot of lustful spirits, like men that just want to get in your pants and not let me know you.
02:09:41.000 Okay.
02:09:41.000 Fair enough.
02:09:43.000 Fair enough.
02:09:44.000 No, I mean, I agree with that because for a guy to even have a chance at dating, you have to be exceptional now.
02:09:51.000 You can't be a regular dude anymore.
02:09:53.000 But also as a woman, it's kind of hard.
02:09:55.000 Bro, nothing's worse than being a regular guy in 2025.
02:09:58.000 Yeah.
02:09:58.000 That's true.
02:09:59.000 Yeah.
02:09:59.000 But imagine as a woman, right?
02:10:01.000 All these guys that want to smash them, they think that they like them, but in reality, they just want to fuck.
02:10:05.000 So that is kind of hard.
02:10:07.000 She said she wanted guys with a Rolex, but wouldn't those guys be around like a 21-year-old girl?
02:10:14.000 Maybe Miami, Nani, or New York.
02:10:17.000 I guarantee you they're gonna fuck you.
02:10:18.000 I'm saying, are they gonna stick around?
02:10:20.000 If you were my sister, I'd be like, they're not sticking around.
02:10:22.000 They're not sticking around.
02:10:24.000 It depends on the brand.
02:10:25.000 They're sticking it in.
02:10:26.000 Yeah.
02:10:26.000 Yeah, that's it.
02:10:27.000 That's a delusion that I'm talking about, that she's in a perpetual state of delusion.
02:10:32.000 That's my first filter, Clarax.
02:10:34.000 First filter, then other filters.
02:10:36.000 You know what I mean?
02:10:36.000 And another thing, she said that the owner of the building fucks her every time he sees her.
02:10:42.000 That's like horrible optics, right?
02:10:45.000 What the fuck?
02:10:45.000 Wait, what?
02:10:46.000 She gets free rent from a New York owner of the building.
02:10:50.000 Clearly, she's getting fucked doggy style.
02:10:52.000 Like, what the hell?
02:10:55.000 Yeah.
02:10:56.000 It's your delusion.
02:10:58.000 Wait, how do you get free rent in New York?
02:11:01.000 I got free rent for you too I don't know That's a wide open That's like a stupid Yeah Yeah I'm just trying to help her.
02:11:09.000 Oi Vey, that's the fucking Jewish guy.
02:11:11.000 Oybe.
02:11:12.000 That's the rumble nigga.
02:11:13.000 He's still on YouTube.
02:11:14.000 Oh, we are?
02:11:14.000 Okay.
02:11:16.000 Oh, yeah, he's Jewish all the time.
02:11:17.000 It's a third guy, right?
02:11:19.000 Yeah, he's got a rumble, and we're in the middle of the day.
02:11:22.000 Yeah, keep it real.
02:11:23.000 There's no way you'll get a free apartment in New York.
02:11:25.000 You're in Manhattan or you in Brooklyn or what?
02:11:26.000 Queens?
02:11:26.000 I'm in Manhattan.
02:11:28.000 Oh!
02:11:28.000 Yo, she's in the knees!
02:11:30.000 He's in every position!
02:11:33.000 He's saying he wants free.
02:11:34.000 He gives you a free.
02:11:35.000 She can see Central Park.
02:11:36.000 Let's go!
02:11:37.000 Yeah.
02:11:37.000 On your knees, nigga.
02:11:38.000 Yo, you can fuck up the mouth.
02:11:43.000 Put them Rolex.
02:11:44.000 Get on your knees now.
02:11:46.000 That's crazy, bro.
02:11:47.000 Damn.
02:11:47.000 Oh, my God.
02:11:49.000 Imagine he's just the janitor with the keys to that empty ass suite.
02:11:57.000 You could have waited for this Muslim nigga to come in.
02:11:58.000 He's about to give up free run anyway, the socialist.
02:12:02.000 You guys got a new mayor.
02:12:03.000 Yeah, that's crazy, bro.
02:12:04.000 My bad.
02:12:04.000 But he's pro-homo.
02:12:06.000 I know.
02:12:07.000 Here, let me help you, Venezuela.
02:12:08.000 How does that work?
02:12:09.000 How does that work?
02:12:10.000 You're a Muslim, but you're pro-homo.
02:12:12.000 He's a liberal, bro.
02:12:14.000 But that doesn't make sense.
02:12:15.000 I know.
02:12:16.000 It's retarded.
02:12:16.000 Yeah.
02:12:17.000 Are we on Rumble yet?
02:12:18.000 Yeah, we are.
02:12:19.000 We are?
02:12:19.000 No, we're not.
02:12:20.000 No, we're not.
02:12:21.000 Chill.
02:12:22.000 I thought it would work.
02:12:23.000 My bad.
02:12:23.000 Chill, chill.
02:12:24.000 I just moved here.
02:12:25.000 Okay.
02:12:25.000 All right.
02:12:26.000 What about you?
02:12:27.000 What do you think is the biggest obstacle for men versus women?
02:12:30.000 I believe the biggest obstacle for women is...
02:12:40.000 So we may meet a man who's a great individual.
02:12:43.000 However, for example, he may have A, B, and C, but if he doesn't have D, then we won't be interested in him.
02:12:50.000 Yeah, I'll pick his one.
02:12:51.000 And then for men, I feel like...
02:12:53.000 Yeah.
02:12:54.000 Merch.
02:12:55.000 Yeah.
02:12:56.000 Yeah.
02:12:56.000 Thank you.
02:13:03.000 Okay, W. I like that.
02:13:06.000 I'll be honest.
02:13:07.000 You look like a retard, but you're not.
02:13:09.000 You're way smarter than you look.
02:13:11.000 I noticed that with the picture.
02:13:12.000 I feel like a retard.
02:13:13.000 Yeah, not at all.
02:13:15.000 There's a lot of girls around me that have that look that are fucking idiots.
02:13:19.000 She's from California.
02:13:20.000 I disagree.
02:13:22.000 I think you're like a finesser.
02:13:24.000 No, not at all.
02:13:25.000 Does she actually have assistance?
02:13:27.000 It's a compliment.
02:13:28.000 But you're significantly smarter than you look.
02:13:30.000 Thank you.
02:13:31.000 So, yeah, that's a compliment.
02:13:33.000 What about you?
02:13:33.000 What do you think is...
02:13:39.000 I don't think she's that intelligent.
02:13:41.000 I'm saying, given her looks.
02:13:43.000 We had girls on the show that look like her that are fucking brainless.
02:13:46.000 Brainless, ratchet, retarded.
02:13:48.000 She's from the same place.
02:13:50.000 I don't want to make these girls cocky, but you guys are a really good podcast.
02:13:53.000 Like, this is a really good panel, right?
02:13:55.000 It's better than usual.
02:13:56.000 This is way better than usual.
02:13:58.000 It's smarter than usual.
02:13:59.000 The other thing too is that, people in Florida are stupid though.
02:14:03.000 Like that's just like a, But isn't that kind of cute when a woman's stupid as fuck?
02:14:10.000 No.
02:14:10.000 No, come on.
02:14:11.000 God is fair.
02:14:12.000 The stupid ones are gorgeous.
02:14:14.000 The stupid ones are way better looking than these smart girls.
02:14:17.000 So like if she's stupid as fuck, that's terrible.
02:14:20.000 If she's like dumb, but like inquisitive, like, oh, I didn't know that.
02:14:22.000 And she like wants to learn, I'll take that.
02:14:24.000 I disagree.
02:14:25.000 These two that are super intelligent, I find it masculine.
02:14:29.000 Yeah, I'd rather have a stupid girl.
02:14:30.000 Am I weird?
02:14:33.000 I feel like it's a masculine trait to know every fucking country.
02:14:37.000 To raise your kid.
02:14:38.000 You want a dumb woman?
02:14:39.000 Yes.
02:14:40.000 As long as she has good DNA, dumb.
02:14:44.000 I'm not in that part of the red pill where it's, oh, the mother of the kid got to be smart.
02:14:48.000 All she has to be is the highest level of DNA.
02:14:51.000 When the kid comes out good looking, how easy is life for good looking people?
02:14:56.000 It's the easiest millions of follower life.
02:15:00.000 You don't fucking pick her because she's smarter, she's loyal, all this fake shit.
02:15:04.000 I always say, marry a hoe because if you don't, you're going to marry an ugly woman who later tells you she was once a hoe.
02:15:12.000 That's what I say.
02:15:13.000 So pick the best genetics.
02:15:16.000 Pick the best genetics.
02:15:17.000 When the kid is good looking, you guys will stay together.
02:15:20.000 Oh, yeah.
02:15:20.000 You guys will be proud of that kid.
02:15:22.000 All right.
02:15:22.000 So, okay.
02:15:23.000 So you said the women don't are too picky.
02:15:26.000 Like the guy, Samprin, right?
02:15:28.000 You said the picky, they don't have D. Qualify.
02:15:32.000 She's right.
02:15:32.000 Like, oh, Shile's don't match.
02:15:34.000 I'm good.
02:15:34.000 Yeah.
02:15:34.000 Right.
02:15:35.000 And then with the men, it's, yeah, girls that don't want to fall.
02:15:38.000 Okay, now you.
02:15:39.000 One obstacle you think that's holding men back and one obstacle that's holding women back in modern dating, in your opinion?
02:15:44.000 For women, I think they don't know the difference between when a man wants to have sex with them and a man who wants to wife them up.
02:15:52.000 Oh, shit.
02:15:52.000 Like, you guys were talking about that earlier.
02:15:54.000 I realized.
02:15:56.000 Yeah, like, I would shoot a lot on your face, but I would never take you out on a date.
02:16:00.000 And you shouldn't get angry because imagine a human telling you the truth to your face.
02:16:04.000 You should be like, yo, high five.
02:16:07.000 You should say, shoot.
02:16:08.000 Yeah, like DMs don't matter.
02:16:11.000 That's for women.
02:16:11.000 And then what about for men?
02:16:13.000 There's another one for women.
02:16:14.000 Oh, go ahead.
02:16:16.000 They don't have like a father figure.
02:16:19.000 Okay.
02:16:20.000 All right.
02:16:20.000 And for men, I just think that they need to understand women.
02:16:25.000 And if they did, they wouldn't like glorify them.
02:16:30.000 I don't think you understand women because you've been on two podcasts and you're thinking the whole time, damn, these women are stupid as fuck.
02:16:37.000 Every time you're here, so if you don't understand women, how the fuck are men supposed to understand women?
02:16:42.000 Every podcast you're on, you look at the women like they're wild-east.
02:16:45.000 You're like, you look at them.
02:16:47.000 Yeah, you do.
02:16:47.000 You look at them like they're human.
02:16:50.000 You look at them like Hitler looked at the Jews.
02:16:52.000 That's what you're looking at.
02:16:53.000 Even this panel, you find a lot of them stupid.
02:16:56.000 So if you don't understand women on this table, why are you saying men should understand?
02:17:02.000 You have a vagina.
02:17:03.000 You have eggs and you don't understand.
02:17:05.000 Let me ask this.
02:17:06.000 One rumble, but it's time to hit her.
02:17:07.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:17:08.000 Let me ask this.
02:17:10.000 Obviously, you have unique experience with being in Iraq up until your adulthood.
02:17:14.000 What are the differences, some of the biggest cultural differences between the women there and the women here that you could think of?
02:17:20.000 Just the women?
02:17:22.000 We could do the men too, both.
02:17:24.000 What do you think are some of the biggest cultural differences that you noticed right away when you came here versus over there?
02:17:30.000 Well, every marriage, the woman follows her husband's lead.
02:17:34.000 No questions asked.
02:17:36.000 And she takes care of that.
02:17:36.000 No talking back.
02:17:37.000 No.
02:17:39.000 She cooks.
02:17:39.000 She takes care of the children.
02:17:41.000 I'd say one thing bad is that they don't take care of their body or their looks.
02:17:46.000 Okay.
02:17:46.000 And they think just because they cook and everything they think, that's enough.
02:17:53.000 For men, the difference is that men are more masculine and they take initiative and they lead the whole household.
02:18:04.000 They provide without asking for anything in return.
02:18:09.000 But obviously the women do their job also, so that's why.
02:18:12.000 So you would say it's just demonstrated gender roles that don't even need to be discussed.
02:18:18.000 It's automatic.
02:18:20.000 Okay.
02:18:20.000 Versus here, it's kind of ambiguous.
02:18:22.000 Like a girl will work and a man will work.
02:18:24.000 Oh, let's go 50-50.
02:18:25.000 Okay.
02:18:25.000 I see what you mean.
02:18:26.000 It's all fucked up.
02:18:27.000 All right, what about you?
02:18:31.000 Oh, biggest obstacle.
02:18:32.000 Sorry.
02:18:32.000 The biggest obstacle for men versus women in modern dating, in your opinion?
02:18:36.000 I'm going to start off with men, and then I would say that's so hard.
02:18:43.000 She got man, bro.
02:18:44.000 You said what?
02:18:45.000 Nothing.
02:18:46.000 For now.
02:18:46.000 I don't care.
02:18:47.000 Ladies, none of you have a man.
02:18:49.000 if he lets you go on this fucking podcast, he's not on your team at all.
02:18:54.000 I've never let...
02:18:58.000 No, I care about you.
02:18:59.000 You can't go on.
02:19:01.000 What the fuck are you talking about?
02:19:02.000 What the fuck, Benny?
02:19:03.000 This is good for girls.
02:19:05.000 How is it good for?
02:19:06.000 This is just a network.
02:19:07.000 Once they listen, I'm afraid.
02:19:09.000 You know, if they listened, well, if he said you cannot come here, what happens?
02:19:15.000 If he told me that I cannot come here, then I wouldn't have game.
02:19:18.000 Oh, he has power like that?
02:19:19.000 What he did say is that this was to be expected.
02:19:23.000 And I was like, I didn't, I didn't see a clip on the podcast where they discussed most of the stuff that we're discussing today.
02:19:29.000 Was he concerned that you're coming on?
02:19:31.000 Yeah.
02:19:31.000 Oh.
02:19:32.000 Most definitely.
02:19:32.000 We had to talk about it.
02:19:34.000 That's good.
02:19:35.000 But was it like he didn't want you secretly?
02:19:37.000 He didn't want you to go.
02:19:38.000 Because if that's true, you're a piece of shit.
02:19:41.000 Yeah, you're a piece of shit.
02:19:42.000 If you can sense he didn't want you to be here, you're a piece of shit for being here, right?
02:19:47.000 No, what he said is that.
02:19:48.000 Oh, cheat on her.
02:19:49.000 Cheat on her if you're watching the podcast.
02:19:51.000 Like, you got to cheat on her.
02:19:52.000 What the fuck?
02:19:53.000 She just said she senses that he's uncomfortable and she still came to the podcast.
02:19:58.000 I read your mind.
02:20:00.000 No, you can never.
02:20:02.000 You said he was a little concerned.
02:20:04.000 What does that mean?
02:20:05.000 What?
02:20:06.000 He was concerned.
02:20:07.000 You didn't let me finish, though.
02:20:08.000 You asked me that, and you kept on talking.
02:20:10.000 Keep finishing.
02:20:12.000 Go ahead.
02:20:12.000 All right.
02:20:13.000 So you're, so one obstacle for men and then one for women, in your opinion.
02:20:18.000 Re-ask the question.
02:20:19.000 Biggest obstacle that men deal with in modern dating and then one for women, in your opinion, or your experience, or what you think?
02:20:26.000 I would say that for men, oh, how do I put this?
02:20:31.000 I feel like men who are more at a higher success rate feel like they are too good to understand a woman emotional level, maybe.
02:20:43.000 And for a less successful man, they feel entitled to so much love, understanding, but refuse to give it to a woman.
02:20:53.000 Okay.
02:20:54.000 Arrogance, a lot of arrogance.
02:20:55.000 So you gave two different.
02:20:57.000 Shut the fuck up.
02:21:00.000 So you gave two different problems on the male side.
02:21:02.000 All right, what about on the female side?
02:21:03.000 For females, I would have to agree with, I don't remember which one of you said it, but how the woman, average woman, always looking for a more successful man.
02:21:17.000 And also women not being traditional, not wanting to submit, not wanting to listen, not wanting to allow a man to lead, but still wanting that man to feel like he should give you the world when you don't even do anything to deserve it.
02:21:30.000 Okay.
02:21:31.000 Preach.
02:21:31.000 By the way, shout out to DPG with the 200.
02:21:35.000 Shout out to you, bro.
02:21:37.000 I appreciate that, my friend.
02:21:38.000 You are the man.
02:21:38.000 He's a rich nigga, bro.
02:21:40.000 That nigga rich.
02:21:41.000 W. No, he's.
02:21:43.000 Hey, guys, please follow him on Twitch.
02:21:45.000 DPG, man.
02:21:46.000 Yeah, go check him out.
02:21:47.000 He came too, by the way.
02:21:48.000 Yeah, 250 followers.
02:21:49.000 Yeah, go check him out, bro.
02:21:51.000 What else do we got here?
02:21:52.000 Sorry.
02:21:53.000 I have a question.
02:21:54.000 Sure.
02:21:55.000 Yeah.
02:21:56.000 So how do you know if a guy really likes you or he's just casually interested?
02:22:01.000 That's such a great question.
02:22:02.000 Yeah.
02:22:03.000 Should I go first?
02:22:04.000 Yeah, go.
02:22:05.000 Go for it.
02:22:07.000 I think when he likes you, you're going to notice he starts jumping through certain hoops that players don't jump through.
02:22:15.000 So if you, let's say, like, I always say never meet a woman during the daytime.
02:22:19.000 And I teach this.
02:22:20.000 Like, that's the most faggot shit you can do.
02:22:23.000 Like, that is the most faggot shit you could do.
02:22:26.000 And people argue this, but if I met her.
02:22:29.000 You got to be advanced if you do it.
02:22:30.000 Most girls.
02:22:31.000 Yeah, you got to be advanced.
02:22:32.000 I have met one girl during the daytime.
02:22:34.000 That was my girlfriend for years.
02:22:35.000 Because I start jumping through it, so I really liked her.
02:22:37.000 So when he starts doing certain stuff that he doesn't do for regular women, you will see it too.
02:22:45.000 You'll never see a dude at the mall unless he actually likes that bitch.
02:22:49.000 You know, guys don't just take fucking hoes to the mall.
02:22:51.000 Hoes are always on the street looking for the next guy.
02:22:53.000 If he's a trick.
02:22:55.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:22:55.000 Well, you guys are used to these tricks and stuff.
02:22:59.000 These are not the guys I'm talking about.
02:23:00.000 I'm talking about like guys you've dated.
02:23:02.000 They're usually doing stuff they wouldn't do for other girls around you.
02:23:05.000 You got to notice that too, right?
02:23:09.000 okay, what he wouldn't do for a woman, he does all right.
02:23:11.000 Let's say he takes you to top golf, that's the most faggot shit you can do.
02:23:15.000 But you know how hard it is for a man to enjoy a faggot date like that?
02:23:20.000 And so, if he if he does that for you, that's huge.
02:23:23.000 That's huge.
02:23:24.000 Most guys are trying to meet you at nighttime to fuck you, right?
02:23:28.000 But guys would do a lot just to have sex.
02:23:31.000 Yeah, they would do everything.
02:23:33.000 They will stay.
02:23:35.000 Okay, check this out.
02:23:36.000 If he still talks to you after you don't give him, that's a huge sign he likes you.
02:23:42.000 You know how hard it is, bro.
02:23:44.000 I can never, if the girl doesn't give it to me right away, I think to myself, you fucked a gas station worker five years ago on the first night.
02:23:53.000 You're not going to fuck the millionaire on the first night.
02:23:55.000 I don't even want it tonight, but the fact that you fucked a gas station shell worker, I fucking hate you.
02:24:02.000 You know what I mean?
02:24:03.000 It's like the biggest disrespect.
02:24:05.000 But if I really like her, yeah, you know, I keep hitting her up.
02:24:09.000 You know, I keep hitting her up.
02:24:10.000 And then after a week, it's like, bro, you have to suck my date.
02:24:12.000 What the fuck?
02:24:14.000 I got the girl's questions.
02:24:16.000 Yeah, we can run through these.
02:24:17.000 Sure.
02:24:19.000 Fresher Zerk, you guys can take this one.
02:24:21.000 He says, why is it?
02:24:22.000 I wanted you to answer that too.
02:24:24.000 How do you know?
02:24:24.000 Yours are so much in depth.
02:24:27.000 How do you know?
02:24:28.000 And like, she's asking those guys that go to the Porsche place, how should she vet them?
02:24:34.000 How should she vet them?
02:24:35.000 Which guy's just trying to shoot a load?
02:24:37.000 I'll tire it as a title.
02:24:38.000 Yeah.
02:24:39.000 I think, well, the thing that makes it tough for women, and I'm kind of sensitive to this, is you kind of have to understand his established behavior pattern so that you can know if he's deviating from said behavior pattern.
02:24:52.000 And just like you said, if they deviate from the pattern, then you know, oh, shit, okay, he's doing this economy.
02:24:59.000 Obviously, not too much because then he's a bitch.
02:25:01.000 But slight deviations is a good sign.
02:25:04.000 But the thing that sucks is you kind of have to get an idea of where the guy is where he falls in the thing.
02:25:10.000 Is he a player?
02:25:11.000 Is he a simp?
02:25:12.000 Is he a guy that is a nice guy that doesn't know his value yet?
02:25:16.000 Like, they got to be able to put him in.
02:25:18.000 The problem is, once a guy meets a girl for the first time and he actually wants to smash, you can love bomb her.
02:25:23.000 So it's hard to tell from the very beginning.
02:25:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:25:25.000 So get this, right?
02:25:26.000 I promote the love bomb.
02:25:28.000 I love the love bummer.
02:25:29.000 He's doing great.
02:25:30.000 That's what he used to do.
02:25:31.000 Fucking bad dad does that.
02:25:32.000 But it's funny because it works.
02:25:33.000 It works.
02:25:34.000 You get it all rolled up.
02:25:35.000 She likes you.
02:25:35.000 You smash.
02:25:36.000 You're like, all right, cool.
02:25:36.000 I got what I wanted.
02:25:37.000 However, you know, you know, a guy's relating to you.
02:25:40.000 He makes time to see you constantly.
02:25:43.000 So for example, he works his ass off and then says, you know, what are you doing tonight?
02:25:46.000 Or like, when next year for you?
02:25:48.000 Because he wants to see you more and more and more and more and more.
02:25:50.000 However, in the very beginning, love bombing is like a finesse because you don't know if it's true or not.
02:25:55.000 So once that phase passes and he's still hitting you up to see you and take you out, then it's a bit more serious.
02:26:01.000 Same with the trip.
02:26:02.000 You know, I tell guys, if you're going to trick on the bitch, you have money, don't trick on her.
02:26:08.000 Buy tickets to Cancun or any trip.
02:26:10.000 Establish a bond.
02:26:12.000 If you have a perfect two weeks of meeting her, you can play PlayStation for the rest of the year.
02:26:17.000 She just lives in your couch.
02:26:19.000 If you establish bond in the first few weeks, never trick with buying her a pendant.
02:26:23.000 Make her suck dick by the ocean, you know, like in a nice resort.
02:26:27.000 Hold on, hold on, Zucker.
02:26:27.000 What are you saying, Chad?
02:26:29.000 That's love bombing for real.
02:26:31.000 Love bombing is not taking her to a fucking mall.
02:26:33.000 That's a KS shit.
02:26:34.000 Zucker, you're speaking the truth.
02:26:35.000 If you create a unique experience for a girl in the first two to three weeks and it's really genuine and really a good connection, she'll stay with you for a long time because that's hard to make.
02:26:44.000 If she's never left the country and you're the first guy to take her out of the country, bro, you can establish 10 years of bond in two weeks with the just on adventure.
02:26:53.000 She'll never forget you.
02:26:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:26:55.000 All right.
02:26:55.000 Why is it okay for a man to practice discipline in every area of his life except relationships?
02:27:01.000 That's a good question.
02:27:02.000 Who asked that?
02:27:03.000 Because their mamas want to fuck them.
02:27:05.000 Who wants to take that?
02:27:07.000 Why is it okay for a man to practice discipline in every area of his life except relationships?
02:27:12.000 They got enabling moms.
02:27:13.000 Moms that don't tell them when they want to.
02:27:15.000 This is for manner.
02:27:16.000 Moms that make them.
02:27:17.000 This is for who?
02:27:19.000 For the niggas.
02:27:20.000 Listen, I'm going to just say, I'm going to just say.
02:27:24.000 Discipline in a relationship.
02:27:25.000 What the fuck does that even mean anymore?
02:27:28.000 Because people are like, yo, where do you learn this stuff?
02:27:31.000 I just go off women's actions.
02:27:33.000 Oh, they don't like players, but they keep sucking the player's dick.
02:27:37.000 So, okay, Zerka, who like, I love having one girlfriend at a time, I'm going to be a player because it makes my life easier.
02:27:43.000 Who asked this question so I can answer this properly?
02:27:45.000 Who asked this question?
02:27:45.000 It's your question.
02:27:46.000 That was my question.
02:27:46.000 That was your question.
02:27:47.000 She's smart, Smart.
02:27:48.000 She's smart.
02:27:49.000 Okay.
02:27:50.000 Yeah.
02:27:51.000 Have you seen the show before?
02:27:52.000 Yeah.
02:27:54.000 Okay.
02:27:54.000 Because this is, because remember, she wrote this before going on.
02:27:58.000 All right.
02:27:59.000 I'll ask you a question there.
02:28:00.000 Okay.
02:28:02.000 Have you ever played a sport before?
02:28:04.000 No.
02:28:05.000 All right, fair.
02:28:06.000 Let's assume you're Usain Bolt.
02:28:09.000 Is it Usain pronounced?
02:28:11.000 Usain Bolt.
02:28:11.000 I'm sorry.
02:28:12.000 Jamaican mine.
02:28:12.000 Yeah.
02:28:13.000 And you're Michael Phelps.
02:28:16.000 You got multiple gold medals.
02:28:17.000 Right?
02:28:18.000 Can you tell Michael Phelps when and where he could wear the medals?
02:28:22.000 No.
02:28:23.000 No, right?
02:28:24.000 He might wear one one day, might wear another one another day, might put something in the closet, but he hasn't there, right?
02:28:29.000 Kind of the same thing with men in relationships.
02:28:32.000 For a man to even get in a relationship, he has to do something right and accomplish something to get in said relationship.
02:28:36.000 Women, you know, you guys have a...
02:28:47.000 So this ends up happening a lot of times.
02:28:50.000 Every guy wants other women.
02:28:51.000 It just really comes down to what is their status and can they actually exert that from the beginning?
02:28:56.000 Most men can't.
02:28:58.000 Most guys meet a girl at a deficit.
02:29:00.000 He's kind of like doing all this extra shit to get her because he can't make up for it because maybe he's not tall enough, maybe he doesn't make enough money, maybe he's not charming enough.
02:29:07.000 So he has to make up for it in other ways.
02:29:10.000 But if you leave a man to his own devices, he's going to want to have other women.
02:29:13.000 So what I'm saying is if you meet a guy and he's extremely attractive or whatever, I think women should just have the common sense to know, all right, this guy's a fucking winner.
02:29:21.000 This guy's attractive.
02:29:22.000 He's tall.
02:29:22.000 He has money, whatever.
02:29:24.000 He's going to have other bitches.
02:29:25.000 I just need to be the number one bitch.
02:29:27.000 And I think if women approach it from there, bruh, because off rip, the guy's going to appreciate that.
02:29:34.000 He's going to be like, damn, like, I can smash other girls.
02:29:36.000 She doesn't give me that.
02:29:37.000 She's a real one.
02:29:38.000 I'll stick by her.
02:29:39.000 And that's going to keep you extremely healthy because women get really fat and sick and all that stuff when they're not competing with other women.
02:29:47.000 But when you're competing with other women, you're gonna have a six-pack year-round, you're gonna look gorgeous, you're gonna smile in the mirror, you're gonna be on top of your game, and you're gonna be like, Why the fuck am I like this NBA player?
02:29:58.000 I feel like Kobe Bryant.
02:29:59.000 It's because that other bitch is keeping the fire going.
02:30:02.000 Also, you don't want to lose your man to other bitches.
02:30:04.000 And here's the other thing, too.
02:30:05.000 I use that Hussein Ball example.
02:30:08.000 Like, he's always going to have that favorite race.
02:30:10.000 He'll wear that gold medal.
02:30:11.000 And you need to be that gold medal, right?
02:30:13.000 Like, like, hold on.
02:30:14.000 You need to be that gold medal because a guy that is attractive and a winner is going to win many gold medals.
02:30:20.000 Which one, which race was his favorite?
02:30:22.000 And that's how I look at it as women.
02:30:24.000 You want to be the gold medal that he wears in public, the one that he always shows off, the one that he treasures the most.
02:30:30.000 And I hate to use that example of like trophy wife, whatever, but that really is how it goes.
02:30:34.000 Like, women are like, you know, we have this saying, women don't, you know, struggle with losers.
02:30:41.000 They just pick the winner at the finish line.
02:30:43.000 Like, he's got to be, when you finish at the finish line, you want to be the one that he's always proud to be with everywhere he goes.
02:30:49.000 Right.
02:30:49.000 And I think this is something that like women just have to, it's a very bitter and ugly truth that women have to accept that if you have a winner, you're going to have to share him.
02:30:57.000 You just want to make sure that you're his favorite gold medal.
02:30:59.000 And I hate to say it like that and objectify women, but that is the God on his truth.
02:31:03.000 Go ahead.
02:31:04.000 Myron is not saying the gold medal is the hottest girl in his life.
02:31:10.000 You guys are all convinced.
02:31:12.000 It's definitely not the case that the hottest one wins.
02:31:15.000 Most of the time, it's the connection that wins.
02:31:18.000 It's the one that he really enjoys.
02:31:21.000 He's at peace with.
02:31:22.000 She sucks the dick with love, not just sucking a dick, shit like that.
02:31:26.000 But if you're convinced, oh, fuck, I got to compete with some nine out of 10, the nine out of 10 rarely wins this race.
02:31:34.000 It's usually closer to seven.
02:31:37.000 The best girlfriends are the more average to slightly above average girls.
02:31:41.000 The super hot girls, we've done an episode on this.
02:31:43.000 Eights, nines, tens?
02:31:44.000 Yeah.
02:31:44.000 Terrible.
02:31:45.000 Possible.
02:31:46.000 The worst girlfriends ever because they're too vain, very arrogant, ego up fucking wooza.
02:31:52.000 They think, yeah, bad past, yeah.
02:31:54.000 'Cause these girls tend to be- Wink, wink.
02:31:57.000 They tend to be professionals, girls like that.
02:32:00.000 Nines have horrible lives.
02:32:01.000 Sevens are smiling every time you see them downtown.
02:32:04.000 They're happy.
02:32:05.000 Nines are always angry.
02:32:07.000 Look at their faces.
02:32:08.000 Their lives suck.
02:32:09.000 Nines and tens, bro.
02:32:10.000 They're the worst girls to wife up by far.
02:32:12.000 So that's the way I could say it.
02:32:14.000 But that was a really, that was a good question.
02:32:16.000 And again, she's smart, smart.
02:32:17.000 Okay.
02:32:17.000 What's the next one?
02:32:18.000 What you watch the show now makes sense.
02:32:20.000 All the girls that watch the show are smart, man.
02:32:21.000 Come on, man.
02:32:24.000 If the hottest one doesn't usually win the race, that means you girls, the only thing you should think of when you're around your cross, your high-value male is instead of, oh, I'm not fucking competing, you should say, oh, this is actually in my favor.
02:32:38.000 Oh, and I'll say one thing, too, for the girls here.
02:32:41.000 The best way to displace other women, let's say you know he has other chicks, they're hot, whatever.
02:32:46.000 Acts of service, man.
02:32:47.000 Yeah.
02:32:48.000 I promise you.
02:32:49.000 You can be a six, slightly above average.
02:32:51.000 You treat him well.
02:32:53.000 You always cater to him and you're helpful.
02:32:55.000 Bro, he's going to spend more time with you than all these other hot bitches.
02:32:58.000 Hot girls are useless because they've never had to be useful.
02:33:01.000 Bro, they're literally useless.
02:33:02.000 I had a chick cleaning my crib and doing my laundry for three months straight.
02:33:07.000 Nigga, she was there almost every week.
02:33:09.000 Yeah.
02:33:09.000 Because she was doing a shit for me that I had to pay for her.
02:33:12.000 So she's there.
02:33:12.000 Yeah.
02:33:13.000 And you know the guy sits, he sits.
02:33:16.000 Yeah, nigga, I used to feed her.
02:33:19.000 You know, the guy sits at home thinking, what can I do for her?
02:33:22.000 She's actually dope as fuck.
02:33:24.000 What can I do more for her?
02:33:25.000 Men are very nice people like that.
02:33:27.000 But check this out.
02:33:28.000 If you look at all the nines Byron's been with Fresh Me, bro, we've had like a couple nights here and there.
02:33:35.000 You look at the more mid, more realistic vacations, whole years and years together.
02:33:41.000 The nines are not beating you, girls.
02:33:43.000 You're deluded if you think that.
02:33:45.000 Yeah, a girl that's a six can easily displace a nine just off of behavior.
02:33:50.000 Easily.
02:33:51.000 When you say six, what do you mean six?
02:33:52.000 What's a six?
02:33:53.000 Like a girl that's a six is cute.
02:33:55.000 Like she's she's above average.
02:33:56.000 She's cute.
02:33:57.000 Like you can bring her out in public.
02:33:58.000 People say, oh yeah, she's cute.
02:34:00.000 Like it's not embarrassing.
02:34:01.000 And then those girls tend to lap the nines and tens because they're more personable.
02:34:07.000 They tend to be more down to earth.
02:34:09.000 They tend to perform more acts of service.
02:34:11.000 Like they're better to be around in general.
02:34:13.000 Like the nines and tens are annoying, bro.
02:34:15.000 Like what?
02:34:17.000 Digging in the chat saying that I don't get bitches, bro.
02:34:19.000 I promise you, bro, mine are better than yours by far.
02:34:24.000 And the numbers, bro.
02:34:25.000 You can't even compete, nigga.
02:34:27.000 And I ain't even that good looking.
02:34:28.000 Just saying.
02:34:29.000 Fox, I was there.
02:34:30.000 Thank you, Chris.
02:34:30.000 No, I was there.
02:34:32.000 Okay, okay.
02:34:32.000 All right, today, what do you think it means for a man to be a provider beyond finances?
02:34:37.000 Well, nowadays, since a lot of girls have mental problems, be a solid rock as well.
02:34:43.000 You have to be even more stoic as a guy nowadays.
02:34:46.000 A shadow-broken woman loves, values you, but self-sabotage, respects you as the man of the house.
02:34:51.000 Is it love or infatuation?
02:34:55.000 That's a good question.
02:34:58.000 The thing is, this, if a woman disrespects you, that's your fault as a guy.
02:35:02.000 You need to set that boundary up front that, like, you know, she can't talk to you crazy.
02:35:06.000 Yeah.
02:35:07.000 From the very beginning.
02:35:08.000 Yeah.
02:35:09.000 Can't slip.
02:35:09.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:35:10.000 From the beginning.
02:35:10.000 One two times is over.
02:35:12.000 If you have an abundant amount of women around you, she will never talk crazy.
02:35:17.000 If she can get replaced quick, you're very polite.
02:35:20.000 Well, she might test you, but.
02:35:22.000 Yeah, she will.
02:35:22.000 Just pass a test.
02:35:24.000 What do you hide most about yourself when it comes to relationships?
02:35:29.000 Oh.
02:35:30.000 Jerkin?
02:35:31.000 Probably this.
02:35:32.000 I feel like I hide my massive calling.
02:35:36.000 Hold on, hold on.
02:35:37.000 Hold on.
02:35:37.000 What do I hide?
02:35:39.000 I feel like I'm so honest I look crazy on the internet, but there's got to be something I hide.
02:35:43.000 In a relationship, what I hide the most is your eyes.
02:35:50.000 Damn, I'm pretty up there.
02:35:52.000 I don't know.
02:35:53.000 Like, spitball some shit for me.
02:35:56.000 Like, what do you guys hide?
02:35:57.000 I hide my other girls.
02:35:59.000 Oh, I got one fresh.
02:36:01.000 Just saying.
02:36:02.000 Yeah, I don't like them.
02:36:03.000 If you don't see it, you can't get mad at me.
02:36:06.000 yeah, I don't like them knowing each other.
02:36:07.000 That's true.
02:36:08.000 Yeah.
02:36:08.000 Martin has his emotions.
02:36:11.000 Yeah, emotions.
02:36:12.000 Yeah.
02:36:12.000 Emotions.
02:36:13.000 Yeah.
02:36:13.000 That's yeah.
02:36:13.000 I yeah.
02:36:15.000 I try, like, yeah.
02:36:16.000 Yeah, that's a good one.
02:36:17.000 I don't, yeah.
02:36:18.000 Save the emotions.
02:36:20.000 The men, the cousins, your cousins.
02:36:24.000 Your cousins, your brothers, your dads, the men in your life, they will deal with your emotions.
02:36:30.000 When do you give up on a girl you really like?
02:36:32.000 What she's a hoe?
02:36:34.000 Honestly, if you see hoe tendencies where like other guys are there being annoying.
02:36:38.000 Yeah.
02:36:39.000 No, no, no.
02:36:39.000 If you really like her and she's a hoe, here's what'll slow her down.
02:36:44.000 Get her fucking pregnant.
02:36:46.000 How about that, you fucking pussy?
02:36:48.000 If you really like her, that comes once every couple years.
02:36:51.000 If you really like her, get her pregnant.
02:36:52.000 That slows the hoe down tenfold.
02:36:55.000 Yeah, for real.
02:36:58.000 It says, how do you handle conflict in a relationship?
02:37:00.000 I don't.
02:37:02.000 I don't know.
02:37:04.000 To argue with someone implies that you're equal.
02:37:07.000 This is going to sound fucked up.
02:37:08.000 When I'm in a relationship with a girl, I look at myself as a superior to her, which I don't argue with my subordinates.
02:37:15.000 Do you argue with your boss?
02:37:16.000 No.
02:37:17.000 Your boss could fire you.
02:37:18.000 I think men need to also establish that relationship with women where for me to argue with you implies that we're equal.
02:37:23.000 And I know that might sound cocky, but the reality is women don't want an equal.
02:37:26.000 No, you should word it like this.
02:37:28.000 I need to behave like I'm not equal to you.
02:37:29.000 Myron, you should word it like this.
02:37:31.000 If a woman argues with Myron, she's legit arguing with a dude who brought her multiple properties, studio, clout, money, millions of dollars, vacations.
02:37:44.000 If she has an ounce of argument for a value that high, she's with the devil.
02:37:50.000 Because none of the men you have been with are even 1% as successful as Myron.
02:37:54.000 But you got to remember.
02:37:55.000 Is it worth the emotional distress that it comes with?
02:37:57.000 What distress?
02:37:58.000 His girlfriend's happy.
02:38:00.000 Well, the other thing you got to remember, too.
02:38:01.000 It's just happy emotionally or financially?
02:38:03.000 Yeah, she's on the internet.
02:38:04.000 She's super happy.
02:38:05.000 Look, the thing is, is that with women, right?
02:38:09.000 I think it's because we have this society now where it's like socially acceptable for women to argue with men.
02:38:13.000 Matter of fact, it's like we kind of romanticize it.
02:38:15.000 Like, yeah, like you should be getting in arguments with your girl and then have makeup sex.
02:38:19.000 Like, that's a very Western mindset of like, oh yeah, it's cool and totally socially acceptable to argue with your boyfriend or get in arguments.
02:38:26.000 I think getting in arguments is an L for you as a guy.
02:38:29.000 I don't think men should ever be arguing with women because I look at women as inferior to us, especially in a relationship dynamic.
02:38:36.000 If you have time to argue with you, it's because she thinks you're better than her.
02:38:39.000 If you have time to argue with a woman, you're unemployed.
02:38:42.000 You're literally unemployed, bro.
02:38:44.000 What the hell is that?
02:38:46.000 Like, I would argue, like, she should be scared to even try to start an argument with you.
02:38:50.000 Yeah.
02:38:50.000 Because it's like, there's going to be consequences of that.
02:38:52.000 Like, and this, of course, not going to be like, oh, I'm going to slap her.
02:38:55.000 No.
02:38:55.000 It's going to be like, oh, like, oh, you're really going to, okay.
02:38:59.000 Like, now I'm going to give you less attention.
02:39:01.000 I'm going to leave.
02:39:02.000 Yes.
02:39:02.000 Like, you withdraw attention from that fuckery.
02:39:05.000 And then she knows, oh, I can't do this no more.
02:39:07.000 If I do this, he stops talking to me.
02:39:09.000 So the fear of her having access to you should override her want to argue with you.
02:39:15.000 If her want to argue with you overrides her fear of you, you lost.
02:39:21.000 Because then she benefits from arguing with you because she has no fear.
02:39:24.000 She doesn't respect the religion.
02:39:25.000 And it's okay for her.
02:39:26.000 And it's okay.
02:39:27.000 So that's why I have a very strict, like, I don't argue with women mentality.
02:39:31.000 Like, I don't.
02:39:32.000 I never have.
02:39:32.000 Yeah.
02:39:34.000 On the podcast, sure.
02:39:35.000 But, like, like a girl, I'm actually seeing, like, I'm not going to fucking argue with you.
02:39:38.000 Get the fuck out.
02:39:39.000 Bro, the first thing you should think of when she argues with you is, would she do this with her $20 an hour boss?
02:39:46.000 She wouldn't even do it with that fucking Starbucks job.
02:39:49.000 She's doing it here.
02:39:49.000 Yeah.
02:39:50.000 And you're breathing, eating.
02:39:51.000 Oh, she has a job, right?
02:39:52.000 She has a uniform.
02:39:53.000 So if you say something like, I don't like that, and she says, well, I'm not changing or whatever.
02:39:56.000 Oh, okay.
02:39:56.000 Cool.
02:39:58.000 Done, bro.
02:39:58.000 Like, get the fuck out of here.
02:39:59.000 Like, you can't even, you're going to listen to your boss, but not to me.
02:40:02.000 Cool.
02:40:03.000 Your boss.
02:40:04.000 He could buy your ass anyway.
02:40:05.000 So men need to be aware of this.
02:40:07.000 Okay.
02:40:07.000 Do you think most men truly want to love or do they just want to feel wanted?
02:40:12.000 And how can you tell the difference in yourself?
02:40:15.000 We covered that already, basically.
02:40:17.000 This is a Red Pill channel?
02:40:19.000 Isn't it, Sam Fran?
02:40:20.000 This is you again?
02:40:21.000 Bro, who asked this question?
02:40:22.000 This is a Red Pill channel.
02:40:24.000 And as a Red Pill, we should probably define love because this is the most faggot word ever.
02:40:29.000 Love is for God.
02:40:30.000 That's it.
02:40:31.000 Okay?
02:40:31.000 Everything that's everything's from that is downstream.
02:40:34.000 How do you even define love in the Red Pill space, Marin?
02:40:37.000 Like, what the fuck does love mean?
02:40:39.000 Because for these girls, it means a billion different things.
02:40:41.000 Yeah, I would say different for men and women.
02:40:43.000 Yeah.
02:40:44.000 As long as you're, you know, share your resource, provision, protect.
02:40:48.000 I think that's how men show love.
02:40:49.000 Provision, provide, protect.
02:40:51.000 Yeah, pretty much.
02:40:53.000 Biggest fear when dating women.
02:40:55.000 Biggest fear maybe fucking lawsuit.
02:40:58.000 No, bro, having someone else's kid.
02:41:00.000 Like she has someone else's kid and then you raise the kid.
02:41:03.000 That's every guy's worst fear.
02:41:05.000 Yeah, that is your child.
02:41:06.000 Yeah, that's every guy's worst fear.
02:41:07.000 Yeah, that is the biggest fear.
02:41:08.000 Yeah, deep down.
02:41:08.000 Celebrity crush.
02:41:10.000 I don't have one.
02:41:11.000 I fucked them all.
02:41:12.000 Happiest memory in childhood slash life being in school.
02:41:16.000 That was fun.
02:41:17.000 What?
02:41:18.000 What?
02:41:18.000 What grade?
02:41:19.000 Yeah, like that's high school.
02:41:21.000 For Barbados's primary school.
02:41:23.000 The happiest year of my life is with you guys.
02:41:25.000 Isn't that weird?
02:41:27.000 That was super nice.
02:41:30.000 Only nice thing he said.
02:41:32.000 Okay.
02:41:34.000 Where's my sponsor real quick?
02:41:37.000 Are we going to read the microphone?
02:41:40.000 Okay.
02:41:41.000 Most coffee is straight weak.
02:41:44.000 Tastes like it was brewed by interns in a boardroom.
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02:41:50.000 These beans are elite 5%.
02:41:51.000 They grow solo, which makes them denser, smoother, and actually higher in caffeine.
02:41:57.000 Dark roast, like myself.
02:41:58.000 It's bold, it's clean.
02:42:00.000 It's hand-picked.
02:42:01.000 Roasted fresh every week in Miami.
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02:42:15.000 Drink coffee that actually hits just like your standards should.
02:42:19.000 Why does Fresh be?
02:42:23.000 Why Fresh?
02:42:24.000 Cause I got a fucking deal nigga.
02:42:26.000 Alright, let's go.
02:42:28.000 I didn't make that happen.
02:42:32.000 I didn't make that happen.
02:42:34.000 Talk your shit.
02:42:40.000 It's the same bro.
02:42:42.000 You don't tell them.
02:42:45.000 All right.
02:42:46.000 Brush your shoulders off, bro.
02:42:48.000 Jumps again the show Zen Link.
02:42:49.000 Fresh updates, ladies, which one of y'all fucking?
02:42:55.000 Which one of y'all?
02:42:58.000 Oh, come on.
02:42:59.000 You want to do it?
02:43:01.000 Nah, bro.
02:43:02.000 What the fuck is that?
02:43:03.000 We don't even know who that is in the middle.
02:43:05.000 Fresh updates.
02:43:05.000 When again it's true again.
02:43:08.000 Soon.
02:43:08.000 Yeah, soon.
02:43:10.000 Soon.
02:43:10.000 I think you're talking about the fourth.
02:43:14.000 Think about this.
02:43:15.000 You should IRL stream, pick up chicks in Columbia, go to Duo.
02:43:19.000 I'm not going to lie, Fresh and I, we do a lot of views together.
02:43:22.000 It's kind of ridiculous.
02:43:24.000 It's so random.
02:43:24.000 It was like 5,000 and we didn't even announce it.
02:43:28.000 Yeah, you guys should thank me.
02:43:30.000 Anyway, yeah.
02:43:31.000 He saw the screen on his chat.
02:43:33.000 Oh, dude.
02:43:34.000 Yeah, you guys should thank me.
02:43:36.000 She looks like she bites me.
02:43:37.000 What the fuck?
02:43:37.000 What the fuck?
02:43:38.000 Okay.
02:43:39.000 It depends.
02:43:40.000 What the?
02:43:41.000 What the?
02:43:42.000 Wow.
02:43:44.000 I bet you won't do it.
02:43:46.000 Yes, it was.
02:43:46.000 What the fuck?
02:43:47.000 Nigga, why am I in there, bro?
02:43:50.000 That's weird, dog.
02:43:51.000 Yo.
02:43:55.000 What the fuck?
02:43:56.000 Do you know what the dose girls are doing?
02:43:58.000 Get him crazy.
02:43:59.000 Get'em fresh!
02:44:00.000 Yo, mo, can you say?
02:44:03.000 Anyways, in modern dating scene, once a class modern woman has nothing to offer, but really gay men are the deaf women.
02:44:10.000 That means the woman literally has nothing to offer.
02:44:13.000 Her husband disappointed the pussy sticks.
02:44:16.000 By the way, that woman cheated on her.
02:44:18.000 That was the guy from last time.
02:44:19.000 Brutal.
02:44:20.000 For the chat, Chris, pull up the IGs.
02:44:21.000 Are you white material or for the streets cookup, Zirka?
02:44:23.000 Oh, yeah, we'll do it real fast.
02:44:27.000 And here's the last one, right?
02:44:28.000 Yeah.
02:44:29.000 You know what?
02:44:30.000 No, it's not.
02:44:31.000 There's more?
02:44:31.000 There's more.
02:44:32.000 All right, we'll do that one.
02:44:33.000 You know, here's the problem is women look great on Instagram, but you guys never look like that in person.
02:44:38.000 Have you noticed that?
02:44:38.000 Or am I just tripping?
02:44:40.000 We'll do the IGs last.
02:44:41.000 You know what I mean?
02:44:41.000 And then we'll let Zirka say what he wants.
02:44:43.000 90% of women on earth are catfishes.
02:44:46.000 That's what I'm saying.
02:44:47.000 That's all I'm saying.
02:44:48.000 Yeah, they're gonna be deceiving, man.
02:44:50.000 Zaddy never had.
02:44:51.000 These dumb hosts said, I think she's the hottest because of her hair.
02:44:55.000 She's so real and natural.
02:44:56.000 Bro, you should know already women rate each other.
02:44:57.000 It's catfish.
02:44:58.000 Last mass off.
02:44:58.000 Fake ass bitches.
02:44:59.000 Not one of them have a nice hairstyle.
02:45:01.000 Martin Fresh, who's the hottest chick on the panel right now?
02:45:04.000 Make it awkward.
02:45:07.000 Bro, come on, man.
02:45:07.000 Come on, guys.
02:45:08.000 Yeah, man.
02:45:09.000 You already made it awkward.
02:45:10.000 Martin's mic is muted.
02:45:11.000 He can't hear me.
02:45:12.000 Ladies, please be darlings and name one thing non-physical that the opposite gender is better at.
02:45:17.000 Come on.
02:45:17.000 All right, bro.
02:45:19.000 I said that a while ago.
02:45:21.000 All right, come on.
02:45:21.000 Go ahead.
02:45:22.000 Oh, we got, what the fuck?
02:45:24.000 All right.
02:45:24.000 We got Chips on the podcast ready to chip out.
02:45:26.000 Official ratings from Michael Blackson.
02:45:30.000 Full of shit.
02:45:31.000 My ass, two.
02:45:32.000 Lasad's honeypot.
02:45:34.000 Checker bag for explosive four.
02:45:36.000 Albino George, negative four.
02:45:38.000 Damn, bro.
02:45:41.000 Garbage, Vatatuli Rap.
02:45:42.000 Is that Goro from Mortal Kombat?
02:45:44.000 Booty Gorilla Noise.
02:45:46.000 Four.
02:45:46.000 Bro.
02:45:47.000 Yo.
02:45:47.000 Come on, man.
02:45:48.000 Your boy Lumbro.
02:45:49.000 Yo, I'll bounce with you, bro.
02:45:50.000 Look, man.
02:45:51.000 You're just not a funny nigga, bro.
02:45:54.000 I'm just going to be honest, bro.
02:45:56.000 You try too hard.
02:45:57.000 You're not a funny nigga, bro.
02:46:00.000 Oh, shit.
02:46:00.000 Oh, shit.
02:46:01.000 You got to get to the point.
02:46:03.000 Make the jokes more concise, crisp.
02:46:05.000 It's too lumbin'.
02:46:05.000 You're just not a funny nigga, bro.
02:46:07.000 What the fuck?
02:46:09.000 Yeah, man.
02:46:10.000 And he's not a bad man.
02:46:14.000 Niggas are tired of your weak ass jokes, man.
02:46:18.000 Holy.
02:46:19.000 So.
02:46:20.000 And then we have 31k watching.
02:46:22.000 Oh, yeah, nice.
02:46:23.000 Whoa, whoa, yeah, Rumble.
02:46:25.000 Rumble.
02:46:25.000 Yeah, because the way it works is you click on the Rumble page and everybody sees it.
02:46:29.000 But yeah, where we out here?
02:46:31.000 Okay, next one.
02:46:32.000 Yeah, bro.
02:46:33.000 That better just present.
02:46:34.000 Come on, nigga.
02:46:35.000 Come on, bro.
02:46:35.000 What is this?
02:46:36.000 All right.
02:46:37.000 All right.
02:46:37.000 Instagram.
02:46:38.000 All right, Zerka.
02:46:39.000 We'll let you evaluate the IGs.
02:46:41.000 You tell me if it's not.
02:46:43.000 I can never tell who it is when it's Instagram.
02:46:45.000 Who is this?
02:46:46.000 Who is this?
02:46:46.000 The one next to you, Fresh.
02:46:47.000 That's you?
02:46:48.000 Okay, pull it up.
02:46:49.000 Pull it up.
02:46:49.000 Zoom in.
02:46:50.000 What the fuck?
02:46:50.000 Okay, get a slutty one.
02:46:52.000 Get a sword in.
02:46:52.000 You got a slutty one.
02:46:53.000 Yeah.
02:46:54.000 Nigga, you ran on your knees.
02:46:55.000 She does.
02:46:56.000 You ran on your knees.
02:46:59.000 No, no, no.
02:46:59.000 Let's hear it.
02:47:00.000 Let's hear it, bro.
02:47:00.000 Come on.
02:47:01.000 Let's hear it.
02:47:03.000 Nigga, we're on Rumble.
02:47:04.000 Yeah, we're going to hear what it's going to do.
02:47:05.000 Let's play it.
02:47:06.000 That's pretty guysly.
02:47:32.000 She remote reminded me for show.
02:47:34.000 Yeah, facts, facts.
02:47:35.000 All right, so Zarko, Zarka, what were you saying, bro?
02:47:37.000 Yeah, you reminded me of those girls that I, like, late at night, I'd be like, dude, I think you're going to be like the next Nikki.
02:47:42.000 Like, because I'm trying to fuck, right?
02:47:44.000 You know what I mean?
02:47:45.000 But what do I have to do to her?
02:47:47.000 You look like Nikki Jan.
02:47:48.000 No, no, no, no.
02:47:49.000 Huh?
02:47:50.000 You look Nikki, John.
02:47:51.000 Yes, yeah, I remember.
02:47:52.000 You look like Nikki.
02:47:55.000 Yeah, you look like an immigrant.
02:47:57.000 I am, yeah.
02:47:58.000 Illegal immigrant.
02:47:59.000 I'm a good one.
02:48:01.000 There's no such thing as a good illegal immigrant.
02:48:03.000 You shouldn't be an American.
02:48:04.000 I'm legal.
02:48:05.000 But I'm an immigrant.
02:48:07.000 You've had two failed marriages.
02:48:10.000 All right, who's up next?
02:48:11.000 All right.
02:48:11.000 Yeah, Zerka.
02:48:12.000 This is what comes to mind, I guess, when you see the IG.
02:48:14.000 What comes to mind?
02:48:16.000 Okay, I'm going to be a little rude, right?
02:48:18.000 I know you've only had four bodies.
02:48:20.000 Oh, is this Iraq?
02:48:21.000 Yeah.
02:48:23.000 Oh, we switched it to you.
02:48:23.000 Good job.
02:48:24.000 Good job, John.
02:48:25.000 Good job, good job.
02:48:27.000 You know what?
02:48:28.000 Actually, wait, who does my favorite?
02:48:29.000 That was a good job.
02:48:30.000 That's our next person.
02:48:30.000 That's what it's right here.
02:48:32.000 Who are you?
02:48:33.000 Who the fuck is this?
02:48:34.000 Look at that.
02:48:35.000 No, no, you did not.
02:48:38.000 No, you did not.
02:48:38.000 No, you didn't.
02:48:40.000 Wait, wait, wait, boys, you followed her?
02:48:42.000 No, did you follow her?
02:48:43.000 No, you just followed her now.
02:48:45.000 Niggas are right now.
02:48:48.000 I told y'all niggas, man.
02:48:51.000 I told y'all niggas man.
02:48:52.000 Zerka, what are you saying, bro?
02:48:58.000 I like your shape.
02:48:59.000 Is this BBL, right?
02:49:00.000 Yes.
02:49:01.000 Right, BBL, is this like an expensive thing?
02:49:03.000 How much did this cost?
02:49:06.000 Well, I had two.
02:49:07.000 The first one was $500.
02:49:08.000 How do I get my dick inside?
02:49:09.000 Like, it's so much ass.
02:49:11.000 How the fuck?
02:49:12.000 You're right.
02:49:13.000 I'm telling you, it's hard.
02:49:15.000 Do you have to just fuck black guys if you're ass that big?
02:49:17.000 Like, how do I get my regular dick inside?
02:49:21.000 I don't have an answer for you.
02:49:22.000 Good strong.
02:49:22.000 Do you like talking?
02:49:23.000 Do you like to dance?
02:49:24.000 I feel like I would smack.
02:49:25.000 I feel like I, you know what'd be nice if I smack my dick on your hips until I come?
02:49:29.000 But to get inside, I feel like only a black guy can handle all that, right?
02:49:34.000 Oh, no, I'm being realistic.
02:49:36.000 By the way, I haven't been with a black guy in five years.
02:49:39.000 What?
02:49:40.000 What?
02:49:41.000 That makes you so much better.
02:49:42.000 Since you've been with one before.
02:49:44.000 Yeah.
02:49:44.000 What if five years?
02:49:45.000 What if he was tall and had dreads?
02:49:46.000 Would you like that?
02:49:47.000 He's gonna fall in the phone!
02:49:49.000 He's gonna say the word "he's black" yeah!
02:49:53.000 He's black!
02:49:55.000 It's a good thing that shit fit with a nigga in five years.
02:49:57.000 No, no, listen.
02:49:58.000 Listen.
02:49:58.000 Yeah.
02:49:59.000 Yo, listen, when I first met Bills, I thought he was famous.
02:50:03.000 I thought he was going to sit down.
02:50:04.000 His genetics are better than hers.
02:50:07.000 I'm not being a homie.
02:50:08.000 Your genetics are better.
02:50:10.000 She is enhanced by cosmetics.
02:50:12.000 So if you guys had a kid together, you'd want him to look like Bills, right?
02:50:16.000 You should let Bills smash.
02:50:17.000 I'm telling you.
02:50:18.000 I got to ask.
02:50:19.000 Why no black guys?
02:50:20.000 You look like a movie star.
02:50:21.000 I got to ask.
02:50:22.000 Why no black guys in five years?
02:50:24.000 We're curious.
02:50:25.000 Well, first of all, locality because where I live, there's barely any black people.
02:50:31.000 Oh, yeah.
02:50:31.000 And then you're in San Fran, right?
02:50:33.000 You're actually in the city?
02:50:34.000 Yes.
02:50:35.000 And by choice.
02:50:37.000 All right.
02:50:38.000 All right, next.
02:50:39.000 Who hurt you?
02:50:39.000 Smart decision.
02:50:40.000 Smart nigga.
02:50:42.000 Nope.
02:50:42.000 No niggers.
02:50:43.000 All right.
02:50:43.000 All right.
02:50:43.000 What about you?
02:50:46.000 What?
02:50:46.000 I didn't say that.
02:50:47.000 I said that.
02:50:49.000 You know what that I got to recommend to you?
02:50:51.000 This one's pretty good.
02:50:52.000 No, okay.
02:50:52.000 My and Fresh, have you guys fucked a woman with a BBL before?
02:50:57.000 Like hers, like hers.
02:51:00.000 I'm saying, like, have you been with that?
02:51:03.000 Because I talked to many of them, but I still haven't fucked one.
02:51:06.000 I want to know what it's like.
02:51:06.000 I'll be honest, bro.
02:51:07.000 BBLs, bro, are kind of like, you know, when you play like a game, it's like, this is not real, but it's fun.
02:51:13.000 It's like that.
02:51:14.000 It's not real, but it's fun.
02:51:15.000 But how fun is it?
02:51:16.000 It's fun because it jiggles.
02:51:18.000 Hopefully it jiggles.
02:51:18.000 Like, do you DM them the next day?
02:51:21.000 Do you keep in touch or not?
02:51:22.000 I'll be honest, bro.
02:51:23.000 It's kind of boring.
02:51:23.000 Case by case.
02:51:24.000 It depends on the surgery.
02:51:27.000 I guess it would depend on her enthusiasm too, right?
02:51:29.000 If she's not boring, right?
02:51:30.000 Well, the good.
02:51:31.000 Oh, you know what?
02:51:32.000 BBLs, bro?
02:51:33.000 They can't take dicks, bro.
02:51:34.000 Can't take dick.
02:51:35.000 No, I always say, I'm like, I'm not against the BBL that much.
02:51:39.000 Why yourself never had it?
02:51:40.000 I promise you.
02:51:40.000 Skinny Girls can take it better than BBLs.
02:51:42.000 Okay, I promise you, bro.
02:51:43.000 It's weird.
02:51:48.000 Next IG?
02:51:49.000 Yeah, next one now.
02:51:51.000 Two journal.
02:51:52.000 Okay.
02:51:53.000 That's her.
02:51:56.000 What the fuck?
02:52:01.000 Whoa!
02:52:03.000 I like her.
02:52:04.000 Okay.
02:52:05.000 That's where fucking tits.
02:52:07.000 I like underboot.
02:52:08.000 Put the underboot.
02:52:09.000 What is this fucking furry shit?
02:52:10.000 Put the underboot.
02:52:12.000 Wait, what?
02:52:13.000 What is that?
02:52:15.000 Is that a trick-and-trinket tea?
02:52:18.000 Hey, bag.
02:52:21.000 I say it's a girl like this.
02:52:22.000 I'm like, this is crazy.
02:52:24.000 What the fuck?
02:52:25.000 She'll kill me in my sleep.
02:52:27.000 What the fuck?
02:52:28.000 What size?
02:52:30.000 Bro, pull that bro by.
02:52:31.000 I don't want to see you.
02:52:32.000 What size are her tins?
02:52:33.000 Wait, what is this?
02:52:33.000 No, no, no.
02:52:34.000 Hold back.
02:52:34.000 What is this?
02:52:36.000 Yeah, this is weird AI.
02:52:38.000 This is my music, so it's red hen, like the story of the red hen, like everyone wants to eat after the work's been done.
02:52:43.000 Oh, no.
02:52:46.000 This is some weird dead one.
02:52:49.000 No, I mean it.
02:52:54.000 Yo, this is.
02:52:59.000 My dick is so soft.
02:53:00.000 That's how awful doing, bro.
02:53:03.000 I don't want to allow you crazy.
02:53:05.000 Redhead.
02:53:06.000 What possessed you to post that?
02:53:09.000 That is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
02:53:11.000 All right, let's go to the next person.
02:53:13.000 No, you'll be hitting it from the back, and then you'll just start thinking that chicken, and you'll get turned off.
02:53:18.000 You'll be like, why did she post that weirdo shit?
02:53:20.000 Like, that's not helping you.
02:53:22.000 Look at this.
02:53:25.000 Why is it timing into the chicken's face?
02:53:29.000 What is that?
02:53:30.000 And you thought this was artistic.
02:53:32.000 You thought this is like the move.
02:53:33.000 This is weird.
02:53:34.000 I thought I ate the market.
02:53:37.000 This is the stupidest respirator I've ever seen.
02:53:41.000 He's still on the other views are dropping off because I'm like, wait, what's going on?
02:53:44.000 All right, let's go back.
02:53:45.000 What else do we got?
02:53:46.000 Who else?
02:53:49.000 You have one photo?
02:53:50.000 You're the biggest hole here.
02:53:52.000 You have one photo.
02:53:55.000 That is horrible.
02:53:56.000 That's horrible.
02:53:58.000 She archived everything.
02:53:59.000 I archived everything.
02:54:00.000 You know, what the hell I'm highlights?
02:54:01.000 Why'd you do it?
02:54:02.000 Why'd you do it?
02:54:03.000 I did like forever ago because I've just changed so much.
02:54:07.000 You remind me of those girls who like accidentally get fucked by four dudes at the same time.
02:54:11.000 And to you, it's like funny, but like it's actually, it's actually, yeah, yeah.
02:54:16.000 Have you done that?
02:54:19.000 Please, please don't do it.
02:54:20.000 You're joking.
02:54:21.000 Please.
02:54:21.000 Let's go to the next person.
02:54:25.000 Who's that?
02:54:25.000 Am I doing this in order by the time?
02:54:26.000 This is Venezuela?
02:54:28.000 You can do it in whatever order it comes up in.
02:54:30.000 Oh, is your profile private or what?
02:54:31.000 No, no, no, no, no.
02:54:32.000 This is a this dude.
02:54:33.000 Oh, okay, okay.
02:54:33.000 Oh, no, yeah, yeah.
02:54:34.000 Pick the sluttiest photos.
02:54:35.000 Go to the sluttiest ones.
02:54:37.000 That's how men look at the Instagram.
02:54:38.000 I'm not gonna lie.
02:54:40.000 Oh, he's your uh.
02:54:41.000 That guy's out of your league, bro.
02:54:45.000 That guy dumped your ass.
02:54:49.000 Pull off that photo of that guy.
02:54:50.000 Who's this white man?
02:54:51.000 This guy's out of your league, lady.
02:54:54.000 This guy dumped you for life.
02:54:56.000 Who is he?
02:54:57.000 That's Tom Brady.
02:54:58.000 That's Tom Brady.
02:54:59.000 Holy shit.
02:55:00.000 Is it Tom Brady?
02:55:02.000 Wait, that looks like a Jew.
02:55:03.000 Wait, Levy?
02:55:04.000 Levy, Logan.
02:55:05.000 Lee from South Africa.
02:55:07.000 Africa?
02:55:08.000 Did you answer that guy in South Africa, bro?
02:55:11.000 Oh, that's nice.
02:55:12.000 Hold on.
02:55:13.000 Did he smash?
02:55:14.000 Of course he did, bro.
02:55:15.000 What was that?
02:55:16.000 Did he smash?
02:55:18.000 Did he smash you?
02:55:20.000 Did he have sexual intercourse with your vagina?
02:55:23.000 No.
02:55:24.000 Oh, wow.
02:55:24.000 Oh, you lying, nigga.
02:55:25.000 Come on, man.
02:55:26.000 You didn't have a Rolex on, that's why.
02:55:29.000 No, the other hand, bro.
02:55:31.000 Another hand.
02:55:32.000 Look, this is the exact type of guy I was saying is never going to marry you.
02:55:36.000 This is the exact guy.
02:55:37.000 I don't even know who this guy is.
02:55:38.000 What does he do?
02:55:39.000 What is his name?
02:55:40.000 He's just taller than her.
02:55:40.000 He's the owner of Syndicate 11.
02:55:43.000 Oh, what is that?
02:55:44.000 Click that.
02:55:46.000 Yeah.
02:55:47.000 A nobody.
02:55:48.000 Nobody.
02:55:49.000 Oh, nobody.
02:55:51.000 He's just like a random rich nigga.
02:55:53.000 Like, you know what I mean?
02:55:55.000 This is why I say status is king.
02:55:58.000 Because, like, bro, she didn't give that guy anything.
02:56:00.000 Like, if he if he had a following, she would have fucking sucked it.
02:56:03.000 Maybe.
02:56:04.000 No, he has a more following than me.
02:56:06.000 He's a famous modern.
02:56:08.000 Let's see.
02:56:08.000 She's a therapist, and she's so on.
02:56:10.000 Oh, okay.
02:56:11.000 Show the book.
02:56:12.000 Show the book.
02:56:16.000 Only for my dick, though.
02:56:17.000 Oh, what?
02:56:18.000 What?
02:56:19.000 She's on the boat.
02:56:21.000 It's working, man.
02:56:22.000 Niggas moved one all day.
02:56:23.000 It's moving.
02:56:23.000 What the fuck?
02:56:24.000 Oh, I know what it was.
02:56:25.000 I know what it is.
02:56:26.000 No, I'm not going to lie.
02:56:27.000 You should delete the boat pictures because guys don't like that.
02:56:30.000 The boat ones means it's like a red flag, right?
02:56:33.000 She don't care, man.
02:56:34.000 She don't care, bro.
02:56:34.000 Okay.
02:56:35.000 Bro, got some fucking.
02:56:36.000 Oh, we're helping her.
02:56:37.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
02:56:39.000 Wait a minute.
02:56:41.000 I ruined a nigga what?
02:56:41.000 That new doggy?
02:56:42.000 I ruined a fucking nigga Dave.
02:56:45.000 Zuggy.
02:56:46.000 What the?
02:56:46.000 Does she do the Duggie?
02:56:47.000 They be like, smooth.
02:56:49.000 I'm going to try to bet you.
02:56:51.000 She's fucking better.
02:56:52.000 She's stuck in 2019.
02:56:53.000 What's the next one?
02:56:55.000 Stuck in 2010.
02:56:56.000 And then the last one is Mr. Orlando here.
02:56:59.000 Oh, is that him?
02:57:01.000 She catches him.
02:57:02.000 She's got something.
02:57:03.000 Okay.
02:57:05.000 Nobody cried.
02:57:05.000 Yeah, but say it.
02:57:09.000 What are you doing?
02:57:10.000 Stop it.
02:57:10.000 That's cute.
02:57:12.000 You guys are monsters.
02:57:14.000 Bro, she fucked up chat right now.
02:57:15.000 You guys are.
02:57:16.000 Well, look, I'm happy for you, you know?
02:57:18.000 Oh, that's so nice.
02:57:20.000 I'm happy for you.
02:57:21.000 Yo, attack photos.
02:57:22.000 That's very nice of you.
02:57:23.000 Too bad it won't last, though.
02:57:25.000 You fucked up nigga.
02:57:26.000 Oh, I'm just a shit best.
02:57:28.000 Cook, man.
02:57:28.000 What the hell's that whale?
02:57:30.000 Y'all saw that shit.
02:57:31.000 I'm in a harpoon.
02:57:32.000 Yo, Amanda Harpoons.
02:57:36.000 Oh, the legendary fisherman.
02:57:37.000 All right, we're doing Zerka's last thoughts?
02:57:40.000 Yeah, Zerka, what's your last thoughts?
02:57:42.000 I mean, it was a great show.
02:57:44.000 I'm just wondering from the ladies here, like, did you guys learn anything?
02:57:48.000 Yes.
02:57:48.000 I got a question for the girls.
02:57:51.000 Nope.
02:57:51.000 What are your thoughts on Hitler?
02:57:53.000 This nigga, bro.
02:57:54.000 On what?
02:57:55.000 On Hitler.
02:57:55.000 What are your thoughts on Hitler?
02:57:58.000 Alright, never mind.
02:57:59.000 What are your thoughts on Hitler?
02:58:00.000 I don't really know much.
02:58:02.000 Alright, what are your thoughts on Hitler?
02:58:04.000 I have no thoughts about Hitler.
02:58:06.000 Damn.
02:58:06.000 Alright, what are your thoughts on Hitler?
02:58:08.000 I don't really have too many thoughts other than probably the negative point of view.
02:58:13.000 Damn, 9-9.
02:58:16.000 Alright.
02:58:17.000 W Chris!
02:58:19.000 W. Chris, yes sir!
02:58:21.000 What?
02:58:25.000 Your boy, Lem.
02:58:27.000 I thought it was funny, but I guess not.
02:58:29.000 But at least I know I'm okay with my jokes.
02:58:31.000 You laughed at my preview chats before.
02:58:33.000 Nigga, I'm more funnier than you.
02:58:35.000 Myron, stop playing me, boy.
02:58:36.000 Your roast suck more than me, nigga.
02:58:38.000 LOL.
02:58:39.000 He sucks.
02:58:39.000 You can't even accept my challenge when I want Rose on Instagram.
02:58:42.000 I said it always essay.
02:58:43.000 Fuck out of here with that shit.
02:58:44.000 Well, number one, you put I'm more funnier than you.
02:58:47.000 It's supposed to be I'm funnier than you.
02:58:48.000 Oh, retarded.
02:58:50.000 Poked on phonics, man.
02:58:52.000 And he said he looked at my previews chats.
02:58:55.000 It was supposed to be previews.
02:58:56.000 Niggas can't spell, can't write, no nothing, bro.
02:58:58.000 Dude's got, bro.
02:58:59.000 Okay.
02:59:00.000 Yeah, bro.
02:59:01.000 How are you black and Asian and can't spell?
02:59:04.000 Awesome small, bro.
02:59:06.000 All right.
02:59:06.000 Anything else?
02:59:07.000 Nope.
02:59:07.000 That's it.
02:59:08.000 All right.
02:59:10.000 We're going to be doing Chris's A meeting next Friday.
02:59:13.000 Right, Noble?
02:59:14.000 And then we're going to do this Friday, the debate.
02:59:17.000 This Friday, I'll be out.
02:59:18.000 I'll be out.
02:59:19.000 We're going to do a debate table.
02:59:20.000 I don't know what topic you guys want me to make for this Friday.
02:59:23.000 But comment in the chat right now, guys, what you guys want me to do when I set up the table.
02:59:26.000 What should the prompt be for the debate?
02:59:29.000 You guys let me know and we can go for it.
02:59:31.000 But ladies, you did an amazing job today.
02:59:33.000 Shout out to you guys.
02:59:33.000 Amazing job on the panel.
02:59:34.000 Yeah, good job.
02:59:35.000 Guys, again, Crypto Course is going to be here until I meet.
02:59:38.000 Oh, yeah, shit.
02:59:39.000 Yeah, guys, get in there.
02:59:40.000 That course will change your life.
02:59:42.000 You get your money up, guys.
02:59:43.000 Dude, real estate is down right now.
02:59:45.000 So is the car market.
02:59:46.000 Walking is down.
02:59:47.000 Crypto's still up.
02:59:47.000 So get it now while you still can.
02:59:49.000 Next year is going to be a day.
02:59:50.000 Yeah, guys, get in there.
02:59:51.000 And then call CC17 for Zoom calls and as well behind the scenes content on Castle Club.
02:59:57.000 Here, look, and it's snow capped.
02:59:58.000 I'll show you guys right here.
03:00:00.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
03:00:01.000 Okay.
03:00:02.000 This one?
03:00:02.000 Hold on, hold on.
03:00:03.000 400.
03:00:04.000 Four, right?
03:00:05.000 Yep.
03:00:05.000 Okay, guys.
03:00:06.000 So you go.
03:00:08.000 And this is Myron's portfolio right now.
03:00:10.000 You guys see?
03:00:11.000 You invest, don't be a brokey, and you guys can get in there too.
03:00:14.000 $518K.
03:00:15.000 So you guys, and guys, I doubled my money by investing in cryptocurrency.
03:00:19.000 And you guys know that I'm not even a crypto guy like that.
03:00:22.000 So go ahead, don't be a brokey.
03:00:23.000 Get in there, get in the course.
03:00:24.000 This course made more millionaires than any other fucking thing.
03:00:27.000 And it's not even a course.
03:00:28.000 It's a fucking Zoom class for two weeks.
03:00:30.000 So it's a highly intensive fucking crash course where they teach you guys what to do, how to invest, watch the charts, et cetera.
03:00:35.000 You guys can see I got, I, you know, I took my own advice and, you know, invested with these guys.
03:00:40.000 So get in there.
03:00:41.000 Also, Zirka, date IQ.
03:00:42.000 How can I get it?
03:00:43.000 For dating.
03:00:44.000 Thezirkaofficial.com.
03:00:45.000 And this is a great show, but chat, let me tell you one thing, okay?
03:00:50.000 One thing.
03:00:54.000 Every fucking episode, I will be here.
03:00:58.000 Okay.
03:01:00.000 For 2025, every fucking episode.
03:01:03.000 We're going to get him down here in Miami so he stops being lazy and streams more.
03:01:06.000 All right, guys.
03:01:06.000 I'll be live tomorrow on the debrief.
03:01:08.000 We're going to cover the news, the war, Diddy Case, and a bunch of other stuff.
03:01:12.000 So tomorrow, 5 p.m., the debrief.
03:01:14.000 Love you guys.
03:01:15.000 Peace.