Fresh & Fit - Is The Morning Routine Masculine Or Suspect?

00:20:03.000 And we are live.

00:20:04.000 What's up, guys?

00:20:04.000 Welcome to Freser Podcast.

00:20:05.000 After hours, this is your man.

00:20:06.000 Today, we're going to be talking about morning routines and a couple other things.

00:20:08.000 Let's get into it.

00:20:09.000 Let's go!

00:20:10.000 Let's go!

00:20:40.000 Check out.

00:20:41.000 Put your shoes on outside.

00:20:42.000 You don't got to put them on in here.

00:20:47.000 All right.

00:21:00.000 And we are back.

00:21:00.000 What's up, guys?

00:21:01.000 Welcome to Fresh Your Podcast, man.

00:21:02.000 After our audition, man.

00:21:03.000 We're joined with six lovely ladies. 1.00

00:21:06.000 On a Monday.

00:21:07.000 We didn't have anything.

00:21:08.000 What happened on Friday, Chris?

00:21:10.000 Oh, spring break.

00:21:10.000 Girls being hosts.

00:21:12.000 Fair enough.

00:21:12.000 Yeah. What else is new?

00:21:14.000 Yeah, it was crazy.

00:21:15.000 But yeah, guys, welcome to the stream, man.

00:21:16.000 We are live now.

00:21:17.000 We're live on Rumble, YouTube, Castle Club, and X as well.

00:21:20.000 Both X accounts.

00:21:21.000 Both Miami, Iron Gains, X, and CEO Network on X. Is this?

00:21:25.000 No, it's not.

00:21:26.000 Press CEO Network.

00:21:26.000 Press CEO Network on X. We're live on all the platforms right now, guys, so welcome to the show.

00:21:31.000 Today we're going to be talking about...

00:21:32.000 We've got a topic for once.

00:21:34.000 We're going to be talking about the morning routine and let the girls weigh in on that because they can actually comment on it. 1.00

00:21:40.000 As you guys know, we've kind of strayed away from reacting to videos because the girls never have any real opinions, so I'm just like, okay, whatever.

00:21:46.000 But I think they'll have them on this one.

00:21:48.000 Also coming up next month, we're going to be in Penn State?

00:21:51.000 Yes, April 7th, guys.

00:21:53.000 I will be up in Penn State in Pennsylvania.

00:21:55.000 I think it's up in University Park.

00:21:57.000 I'll be debating some liberals on feminism, immigration, a bunch of stuff.

00:22:02.000 How dare you! 0.99

00:22:03.000 The liberals get mad about.

00:22:05.000 So I'll be over there doing better than Charlie Kirk, you know what I'm saying?

00:22:07.000 Because we're a bit more based on this side of the internet.

00:22:09.000 So it'll be a good time.

00:22:11.000 And then we'll be in the UK right after for some...

00:22:13.000 I'll be there with Uncensored America.

00:22:14.000 Yeah, UK shows.

00:22:15.000 And then UK, we're going to be filming, I think...

00:22:18.000 Standout TV.

00:22:19.000 Standout TV?

00:22:20.000 And another one.

00:22:21.000 It's April 10?

00:22:22.000 Yeah. Okay.

00:22:23.000 Cool. All right.

00:22:24.000 So yeah, right after I do the Pennsylvania thing, we're going to go right to the UK, man.

00:22:26.000 So we got a busy early April.

00:22:29.000 Yep. So what else?

00:22:30.000 Anything else?

00:22:31.000 Announcements? I got a meetup coming up March 29th from my CEO Network group, pretty much.

00:22:36.000 And then tomorrow's show is going to be insane because we're dropping some receipts on some niggas on X and some lies. 0.99

00:22:42.000 Speaking of which, I got to respond.

00:22:43.000 So let's go.

00:22:45.000 Because people want to cap with some bloggers and some lies, but the truth is on our side.

00:22:50.000 We don't cap over here.

00:22:51.000 Stop the cap! 0.99

00:22:51.000 Let's go. 0.99

00:22:52.000 With the boxing stuff, right?

00:22:53.000 Yes, boxing stuff, yeah.

00:22:57.000 Yeah, well, you guys...

00:23:00.000 Killed me just now.

00:23:02.000 Shout out to the guys in the back.

00:23:04.000 Shout out to the girls. 1.00

00:23:05.000 Shout out to the chat, man.

00:23:06.000 Y'all guys are number one, man.

00:23:08.000 Well, some of you guys, other guys complaining and bitch like little girls. 1.00

00:23:11.000 But anyways...

00:23:12.000 Guys, we're here on a Monday.

00:23:13.000 It's spring break.

00:23:15.000 The girls are out here. 1.00

00:23:15.000 I'm fresh and fit. 1.00

00:23:17.000 Follow me on my socials.

00:23:18.000 Follow me on Twitch because I'm going to push it more for you guys because I've been busy trying to make sure the show runs smooth, but I got you guys.

00:23:25.000 When I go live, we have a good time.

00:23:28.000 Other than that, let's make it happen.

00:23:32.000 All right.

00:23:35.000 Do you talk as much on Twitch right now?

00:23:37.000 Oh, yeah, I do.

00:23:38.000 You know, I definitely talk and, you know, have a good time on my revivals.

00:23:42.000 All the time.

00:23:44.000 Bryce, why are you laughing, man?

00:23:45.000 Nothing, bro.

00:23:46.000 You're hilarious.

00:23:46.000 I know I'm hilarious, man.

00:23:47.000 I'm funny as fuck.

00:23:49.000 All right.

00:23:51.000 Yes. Yes.

00:23:54.000 Yes. All right.

00:23:54.000 What do we got here?

00:23:55.000 Fresh updates.

00:23:56.000 Fresh updates.

00:23:57.000 Already making an Ice Age joke.

00:23:59.000 Sit from Ice Age.

00:24:00.000 Oh, damn.

00:24:01.000 Yo! No. 0.70

00:24:02.000 Stop. Stop playing with me.

00:24:04.000 You want to defend yourself?

00:24:06.000 Tell them what's up.

00:24:07.000 I don't look like that.

00:24:08.000 Some girl I know looks like that more than me. 0.62

00:24:11.000 Okay. Alright.

00:24:14.000 Sharpshooter says, We embarrass already, SMH.

00:24:16.000 Women, when y'all lose profanity, or use profanity, it shows your IQ and it's unbecoming. 1.00

00:24:21.000 And whoever said they got a 92 IQ, you're dumb as fuck.

00:24:24.000 Love you, though.

00:24:25.000 Who said that?

00:24:26.000 Who said that?

00:24:27.000 92 IQ.

00:24:28.000 Who said that?

00:24:29.000 I don't think any of us said that.

00:24:32.000 No. Okay.

00:24:34.000 Just because you use profanity doesn't mean your IQ is low.

00:24:40.000 It just means you use profanity.

00:24:41.000 You know, it's actually scientifically proven that people who use profanity are smarter than the average person.

00:24:47.000 Clock the T. Clock it.

00:24:49.000 You can look it up.

00:24:50.000 Shut up, bitch! 1.00

00:24:52.000 Alright. What else we got here?

00:24:54.000 It looks like all that winter seed planting is starting to show signs it's pregnant season.

00:24:59.000 What the fuck?

00:25:01.000 I didn't get you.

00:25:03.000 Oh, I don't laugh.

00:25:04.000 Niggas has roasted Melissa too, man. 0.99

00:25:10.000 First of all, I eat good.

00:25:12.000 Thank you.

00:25:14.000 Black Panther says, once again, the ovaries have gathered for another after hours.

00:25:18.000 Looks like a full table tonight.

00:25:20.000 Yo. Okay.

00:25:26.000 Comfort zone.

00:25:27.000 Yeah. Melissa, why?

00:25:29.000 We gotta hit the gym.

00:25:30.000 Actually, Melissa goes to the gym, by the way. 0.63

00:25:32.000 I see her in there all the time. 0.99

00:25:33.000 I need you to carry my seed.

00:25:35.000 I need you to be ready.

00:25:36.000 When I hit you with this original Scottish bad man, forward, I need you to be in shape. 1.00

00:25:41.000 Fresh ticket to your trainer immediately.

00:25:42.000 Scottish, Albanian, Jamaican.

00:25:44.000 Nigga, I seen her in gym, though. 1.00

00:25:46.000 She looks like she hits the gym. 1.00

00:25:48.000 She looks good.

00:25:51.000 She does.

00:25:52.000 She looks good as fuck.

00:25:53.000 That might be Photoshop, man.

00:25:54.000 She's cool vaping. 1.00

00:25:55.000 Oh my god, no.

00:25:57.000 Yo! Okay, uh, pressure updates.

00:26:00.000 Did she get locked up for having fucked up gums? 1.00

00:26:02.000 I had a DUI.

00:26:04.000 A DUI?

00:26:07.000 I forgot to turn on my headlights while driving.

00:26:10.000 And they arrested you for that?

00:26:13.000 I was drunk.

00:26:17.000 No headlights?

00:26:19.000 Can you drive now?

00:26:21.000 Yes. Of course I can drive.

00:26:24.000 No, you can't.

00:26:25.000 I can definitely drive.

00:26:27.000 Am I supposed to?

00:26:29.000 What he's asking is, does the state of Florida recognize your driving privilege as being allowed back?

00:26:35.000 They're revoked.

00:26:36.000 So you can't drive right now?

00:26:38.000 No. Suspend a license?

00:26:41.000 Yes. But there's no point in me paying for it anyways.

00:26:44.000 I can just drive without a license.

00:26:46.000 Like, what's the point?

00:26:48.000 See, this is a problem in Florida.

00:26:49.000 People do that shit, and they think it's cool.

00:26:51.000 Because I can drive out here, and it's just fine.

00:26:54.000 You're a danger!

00:26:56.000 How long did you, uh...

00:26:57.000 I'm not until they do.

00:26:58.000 It was a year, over a year ago.

00:27:00.000 Bro, a fucking mile is a pile of evidence right now.

00:27:03.000 Can you imagine she hits you on the road?

00:27:05.000 I don't, I've never been in a crash, so it was my fault.

00:27:08.000 Alright, don't drive, okay?

00:27:09.000 It was never my fault.

00:27:11.000 Okay. Wait, hold on, do you have insurance?

00:27:14.000 Yeah. I have insurance for my car, yes.

00:27:16.000 For what?

00:27:17.000 Because my car is still driven, so why would I not have insurance for it?

00:27:25.000 Yeah, but you are not insured on it.

00:27:27.000 Are you insured on your license?

00:27:29.000 No, not on my car.

00:27:31.000 Somebody else is.

00:27:34.000 Hold on.

00:27:35.000 If you hit somebody in your car currently, you need to run it.

00:27:40.000 I wouldn't be in the car.

00:27:41.000 She can't run, bro.

00:27:42.000 Too much cameras around.

00:27:44.000 Yo, bro, you're a cook, man.

00:27:45.000 It's way too much cameras around.

00:27:48.000 That's scary, bro.

00:27:49.000 All right.

00:27:50.000 Remember, he asked your highest level of education completed and not attended.

00:27:54.000 Please listen to the questions.

00:27:56.000 We need to read that one after.

00:27:58.000 That are asked and answered with logic and not feelings to all the black women, not just on the panel, but in the world. 0.68

00:28:03.000 Stop embarrassing us, thanks.

00:28:04.000 It's only two black women on this fucking band. 1.00

00:28:06.000 I mean, like the garbage guy anyway, so it's fine.

00:28:09.000 Like, don't forget.

00:28:10.000 It's only two black women here. 1.00

00:28:11.000 So we'll do the intros.

00:28:13.000 Ladies, if you don't mind, welcome to the show. 0.59

00:28:15.000 And also, guys, like the video, bro.

00:28:17.000 We got already 4,000 plus you guys in here, man.

00:28:19.000 We just started up.

00:28:20.000 So like the video, guys.

00:28:20.000 Let's get to 1,000 likes.

00:28:22.000 Give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, your body count.

00:28:28.000 We'll start right here.

00:28:28.000 Welcome to the show.

00:28:29.000 Hey, y'all!

00:28:32.000 My name is Nessa.

00:28:33.000 I'm 25, and I'm an assistant.

00:28:36.000 Where are you from?

00:28:37.000 Seattle, but I was born in Uganda, Africa.

00:28:39.000 Oh, she knows the way.

00:28:43.000 Don't be nervous.

00:28:44.000 You know that phrase?

00:28:46.000 Do you know the way?

00:28:49.000 It actually came from Uganda, too.

00:28:51.000 There you go.

00:28:51.000 Highest education level completed?

00:28:53.000 Some college.

00:28:54.000 You have your associates?

00:28:56.000 No. Like, I started but I couldn't finish.

00:28:59.000 Alright. Relationship status?

00:29:01.000 Single. You just put in a super chat.

00:29:03.000 Highest completed, ladies.

00:29:04.000 Completed. Alright, parents together?

00:29:09.000 One deceased.

00:29:10.000 One parent.

00:29:11.000 Okay. Like, your mom or your dad?

00:29:13.000 My mom.

00:29:15.000 Okay. Well, your favorite question, yeah.

00:29:19.000 Birth control?

00:29:21.000 Birth control is a crazy ass question.

00:29:23.000 No. You have kids?

00:29:25.000 Do you have an IUD?

00:29:27.000 Not even close.

00:29:28.000 I take pills.

00:29:31.000 And you said you're single, right?

00:29:33.000 In your high school.

00:29:34.000 And then you said you're an assistant?

00:29:35.000 Yeah. Like for...

00:29:37.000 For what?

00:29:38.000 My friend, he's a YouTuber, so I'd be helping him.

00:29:40.000 Oh, nice.

00:29:41.000 Yeah. Who's your YouTuber friend?

00:29:43.000 His name is Hoodrich Kevin.

00:29:46.000 Hoodrich Kevin?

00:29:48.000 It's so original.

00:29:50.000 Alright, cool.

00:29:51.000 What kind of content does he make?

00:29:53.000 He does music videos in 20V1s and, like, vlogs.

00:29:57.000 Oh, nice.

00:29:58.000 How many subs?

00:29:59.000 He has 200,000.

00:30:01.000 Let's go!

00:30:01.000 He makes nigga content, just like you, bro.

00:30:04.000 Hold on, dude.

00:30:05.000 That's nigga content, man. 1.00

00:30:06.000 I do classy vlogs.

00:30:07.000 20V1 and shit, that's nigga content, man. 1.00

00:30:09.000 Come on, bro.

00:30:10.000 Put some in there, one or two, you know?

00:30:12.000 Alright. Okay.

00:30:14.000 What about you?

00:30:15.000 What's your name?

00:30:16.000 Wait, wait, hold on.

00:30:16.000 Body count.

00:30:18.000 One. No, you don't.

00:30:20.000 It's not one.

00:30:20.000 I have one kid, so I got one body count.

00:30:22.000 I got one.

00:30:24.000 Come on, man.

00:30:24.000 You hang out with Hootrich Kevin?

00:30:27.000 Come on, man.

00:30:29.000 They ain't never here.

00:30:30.000 I'm sure you fuck the homies, bro. 1.00

00:30:32.000 Actually, no.

00:30:32.000 You don't fuck the homies?

00:30:33.000 No, never.

00:30:34.000 Wait, who's talking?

00:30:36.000 Yaya. Yaya?

00:30:37.000 Oh, so you two are friends?

00:30:39.000 Yeah. You got a white friend?

00:30:42.000 Oh, that's dangerous.

00:30:43.000 She's a friend, too.

00:30:44.000 Oh. Did you say, do you have a white friend?

00:30:47.000 Yeah, me.

00:30:47.000 No, white friend.

00:30:48.000 Yeah, you're white. 0.91

00:30:49.000 What's wrong with her having a white friend? 1.00

00:30:51.000 That means you're the freak.

00:30:52.000 Yaya. No.

00:30:54.000 All right.

00:30:54.000 Go ahead.

00:30:55.000 Vice versa.

00:30:57.000 All right.

00:30:57.000 Go ahead.

00:30:57.000 Fresh Xer.

00:30:58.000 Or white.

00:30:58.000 Okay. Name, age we do for a living?

00:31:02.000 Hi. I'm Yaya.

00:31:04.000 I'm 21. All right.

00:31:06.000 Where are you from?

00:31:07.000 Pensacola. Okay.

00:31:09.000 Okay. And what I do for a living?

00:31:11.000 Yes. I do me.

00:31:14.000 She belongs to the streets! 1.00

00:31:17.000 I belong to the streets!

00:31:19.000 I told you, bro.

00:31:20.000 Do you live in Pensacola?

00:31:22.000 No, I just moved here.

00:31:24.000 How long have you been in Miami now?

00:31:26.000 Like four months.

00:31:28.000 You guys got a big federal prison up there in Pensacola.

00:31:32.000 It's actually not that big.

00:31:33.000 She knows, alright.

00:31:34.000 It's not that big.

00:31:35.000 It's actually pretty small.

00:31:36.000 She knows.

00:31:37.000 She's been locked up.

00:31:39.000 It wasn't in Pensacola.

00:31:40.000 It was in Santa Rosa.

00:31:44.000 So, you said you do me for a living.

00:31:46.000 Does that include, like, I guess your body, I guess?

00:31:49.000 I don't know.

00:31:50.000 What does that include?

00:31:52.000 No, it does not include my body.

00:31:54.000 Okay, so what do you do for a living?

00:31:56.000 Come on, man.

00:31:56.000 Don't lie.

00:31:57.000 Social media.

00:31:58.000 Yo, listen.

00:31:59.000 Castle Club already knows already.

00:32:00.000 Castle Club already had her, you know, playing with zucchinis in her mouth. 1.00

00:32:04.000 I do, like, Chatterbait, OnlyFans. 0.99

00:32:06.000 It's fine.

00:32:07.000 It's fine.

00:32:07.000 I do me.

00:32:08.000 Like, I just do me.

00:32:09.000 For a living.

00:32:10.000 I mean, don't lie, man.

00:32:11.000 Hey, it's what it is.

00:32:12.000 So, you do OnlyFans and spicy content?

00:32:16.000 Yeah. They had to play the GTA noise.

00:32:19.000 Yeah, I told you shit, freak.

00:32:19.000 No, wait.

00:32:19.000 They had to play the GTA.

00:32:22.000 That's actually Pornhub.

00:32:25.000 Of course you guys would know.

00:32:28.000 Well, I don't watch Pornhub, so...

00:32:29.000 Exactly. So, because...

00:32:32.000 I watch X and X. What?

00:32:34.000 What is that?

00:32:37.000 Chris, what is that?

00:32:38.000 Tell us.

00:32:39.000 I have no idea.

00:32:40.000 What, Mo?

00:32:41.000 Hold on, if you don't know what it is, then...

00:32:42.000 It's an alternative.

00:32:43.000 See? No shame, Mo.

00:32:47.000 I was in high school, bro.

00:32:48.000 It's an alternative to Pornhub.

00:32:51.000 Alright. It's like the crazier version of Pornhub.

00:32:55.000 I was blue pill for years, remember?

00:32:56.000 You're on that?

00:32:58.000 No. Y'all was watching Pornhub.

00:33:01.000 I mean, it's a ratchet.

00:33:01.000 It's a ratchet version, I guess, right?

00:33:04.000 Yeah, ratchet version.

00:33:05.000 So I should be doing crazy shit, man.

00:33:07.000 Yeah. You scare me, man.

00:33:10.000 Alright, so OF and social media.

00:33:12.000 Alright. High security level completed?

00:33:18.000 Me? Yeah, high level education.

00:33:20.000 High school?

00:33:20.000 Oh, yeah, I graduated.

00:33:22.000 Nice. I'm in school right now to become a dental assistant.

00:33:26.000 Okay, so you graduated high school, but you're in, like, trade school to be a dental assistant.

00:33:30.000 Trade school, I guess.

00:33:32.000 It's a trade, right?

00:33:33.000 Yeah. You're being a dental hygienist?

00:33:34.000 Yeah. Bro, please don't.

00:33:36.000 That's pretty good, though.

00:33:36.000 Yeah. Compared to your other work?

00:33:38.000 You said, please don't?

00:33:39.000 Why? No, it's the one that's like, opium out, nigga. 1.00

00:33:42.000 Yeah. Don't make me laugh.

00:33:46.000 Don't make me cry.

00:33:48.000 Okay. Relationship status?

00:33:52.000 Singless foot! 0.99

00:33:54.000 Nigga! Are you single? 1.00

00:33:56.000 Are your parents together?

00:33:59.000 Can't be.

00:34:00.000 No. Can't be.

00:34:02.000 My dad's dead.

00:34:05.000 Stop. I don't mean to...

00:34:10.000 It's the one she fucking says it. 0.70

00:34:12.000 Why the fuck are you gonna say it like that?

00:34:15.000 Wait, why am I still going with the music?

00:34:20.000 I don't know if she's trolling or not, but, uh...

00:34:23.000 No, yeah, she's dead.

00:34:25.000 No, no, no, she's not trolling.

00:34:26.000 Did you know him, or...?

00:34:27.000 Nah. Duh.

00:34:30.000 Why would I not know my dad?

00:34:31.000 You laughed at him, so I don't know if you, like...

00:34:33.000 I'm confused.

00:34:34.000 Well, I mean...

00:34:35.000 What am I supposed to do, cry?

00:34:36.000 She's probably coping, you know, it's a cope.

00:34:39.000 Well, yeah, that's a normal response.

00:34:40.000 I'm not going to cry about it.

00:34:41.000 A healthy normal response.

00:34:42.000 Well, healthy is, you can laugh too, you know, she probably got over it.

00:34:45.000 I am over it.

00:34:46.000 Yeah. So she does porn. 1.00

00:34:48.000 Understood. Yeah, she gets over it by going under it. 0.99

00:34:50.000 Just chilling.

00:34:51.000 Just chilling with her dead daddy.

00:34:53.000 She fucks for a living, man. 1.00

00:34:55.000 I don't fuck for a living.

00:34:57.000 Oh, you fuck things for a living.

00:34:58.000 I don't know.

00:34:59.000 Dildos. Black dildos. 1.00

00:35:06.000 No, I don't have birth control.

00:35:08.000 This shit fucks up the human body.

00:35:09.000 Okay. And then ethnic background for you?

00:35:12.000 Ethnic background.

00:35:13.000 I'm a little bit of Russian, white, and Native American.

00:35:17.000 Okay. What a mix.

00:35:20.000 Definitely a mix.

00:35:21.000 Wait, hold on.

00:35:22.000 Kids? Huh?

00:35:24.000 Do you have kids?

00:35:26.000 Yes, I do.

00:35:28.000 Okay, how many kids?

00:35:30.000 I have one.

00:35:31.000 Okay. Body count?

00:35:33.000 My body count?

00:35:37.000 23. Not this week, nigga. 1.00

00:35:39.000 Not this week, all right?

00:35:40.000 No! It's 23. My body count is like all the way through and through throughout my whole life.

00:35:47.000 It's 23. Wait, how old are you?

00:35:49.000 21. 21?

00:35:50.000 23 bodies?

00:35:51.000 And you're lying to me, too.

00:35:53.000 I'm not lying.

00:35:54.000 So times three.

00:35:54.000 Why would somebody lie about having a 23 fucking body count?

00:35:58.000 Because girls... 1.00

00:35:58.000 If I was gonna lie, I would say my shit was like six. 1.00

00:36:01.000 That is kind of true.

00:36:03.000 Mm-hmm.

00:36:04.000 I don't know, man.

00:36:05.000 I said one.

00:36:07.000 You for sure lied.

00:36:09.000 All right.

00:36:15.000 Well, we wish you the best.

00:36:16.000 Yeah. You said you're Native American.

00:36:18.000 What tribe?

00:36:19.000 This is crazy.

00:36:20.000 Jakey. What?

00:36:22.000 Do you live on a reservation?

00:36:23.000 No, I don't.

00:36:24.000 No, I'm saying can you live on a reservation.

00:36:26.000 Can I?

00:36:26.000 No. No.

00:36:28.000 I can't.

00:36:29.000 All right, so you're not really American.

00:36:31.000 So you don't count.

00:36:32.000 What's your background?

00:36:35.000 She's from Uganda.

00:36:37.000 I was adopted, so I came to the U.S. Yeah, I don't count.

00:36:41.000 Wait, so you're not with your biological parents?

00:36:44.000 No, I was adopted.

00:36:47.000 Okay. That was funny.

00:36:51.000 You said one of your parents passed away.

00:36:53.000 Was that your adoptive parent?

00:36:54.000 Yeah, my dad.

00:36:56.000 So you don't know your biological parents?

00:36:57.000 I do.

00:36:58.000 I've met them, but it's kind of like a stranger, though.

00:37:00.000 Are they back in Uganda?

00:37:01.000 I have siblings, too.

00:37:04.000 You went back over there?

00:37:05.000 Mm-hmm.

00:37:05.000 Okay. Wait, didn't want you back?

00:37:09.000 Okay. Wow.

00:37:10.000 She went back as an adult, right?

00:37:12.000 What is wrong with you?

00:37:12.000 I came back when I was 9 and 16. This is sad.

00:37:16.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:37:17.000 No. Hold on.

00:37:18.000 I was giving you back to the baby.

00:37:19.000 Hear me out.

00:37:20.000 Hear me out.

00:37:20.000 Imagine, right, your daughter is grown now, coming to see you.

00:37:24.000 You're like, welcome home, daughter.

00:37:26.000 They didn't want you back?

00:37:27.000 Fresh. She has like at least eight brothers.

00:37:29.000 I don't think that's how it works.

00:37:31.000 Wait, hold on.

00:37:32.000 Separate from her situation, if I gave my kid up, I don't think I'd want them back.

00:37:38.000 What? True.

00:37:40.000 I gave him up in the first place.

00:37:42.000 What are you talking about?

00:37:43.000 Fuck now.

00:37:44.000 I gave my kid up.

00:37:45.000 I don't want them back.

00:37:46.000 They usually don't have to go to school and stuff.

00:37:48.000 So for my parents, I guess it was just harder because my mom had me, she was like, probably I think it was like 14, 15. Oh, shit.

00:37:54.000 So like, she was like young.

00:37:56.000 And then they gave me up as a baby.

00:37:58.000 How does that make you feel?

00:38:00.000 I'm here today, so...

00:38:03.000 I hate these motherfuckers right now.

00:38:10.000 It's okay, he's been abandoned by his parents too.

00:38:12.000 Yeah, I know how it feels.

00:38:13.000 Congratulations. Don't touch me.

00:38:16.000 But I know how it feels.

00:38:18.000 Sorry. I'm glad that we all know how it feels.

00:38:20.000 You're cool though, you're cool, you're cool.

00:38:21.000 Alright, what about you?

00:38:23.000 My name is Gigi.

00:38:25.000 Welcome back.

00:38:26.000 Thank you.

00:38:27.000 Alright, how old are you, Gigi?

00:38:28.000 24. Where are you from?

00:38:30.000 I'm from New York, the Bronx.

00:38:32.000 Okay. Okay, do you live here now or are you just visiting?

00:38:36.000 No, I live here now.

00:38:37.000 Okay. What do you do for work?

00:38:39.000 I'm a model and I bartend.

00:38:42.000 I think we asked this last time.

00:38:43.000 Yeah. Don't come for me.

00:38:49.000 Alright, highest education level completed.

00:38:53.000 Medical technician certified.

00:38:55.000 Why don't you do that instead of bartending? 0.95

00:38:57.000 Not as much?

00:38:58.000 What do you mean?

00:38:59.000 Bartending makes more money.

00:39:00.000 No, that's what I was saying.

00:39:02.000 Yeah, I got lost in the money.

00:39:03.000 Okay. I got lost in the money.

00:39:04.000 So bartending makes more money than medical technician.

00:39:06.000 All right.

00:39:07.000 What's a good night for you, roughly?

00:39:09.000 A good night?

00:39:10.000 Yeah. Like bartending?

00:39:13.000 Fridays and Saturdays is the best nights.

00:39:16.000 You bartend here in Miami or somewhere else?

00:39:18.000 No, I bartend here.

00:39:20.000 What's a good Saturday night?

00:39:21.000 $1,500?

00:39:23.000 I've made $1,500.

00:39:25.000 Damn! That's so many salaries for, like, two weeks.

00:39:29.000 Yeah, for two weeks.

00:39:29.000 That's pretty good.

00:39:31.000 That's why I stopped medical tech, because it's just ongoing money.

00:39:34.000 I have cash in hand.

00:39:35.000 You have a problem, though, with that lifestyle.

00:39:37.000 You end up spending the money, but going on afterwards with your friends sometimes.

00:39:39.000 Or, like, just the lifestyle itself.

00:39:41.000 Nah, I'd be going straight home.

00:39:42.000 You go straight home?

00:39:43.000 I'd be tired.

00:39:43.000 Yeah, I don't get off till, like, 4 a.m.

00:39:46.000 Because usually they go to like 11 after, they go party some more.

00:39:49.000 Yeah. Okay.

00:39:50.000 Well, that's pretty good then.

00:39:52.000 All right.

00:39:52.000 Relationship status?

00:39:53.000 Single. All right.

00:39:54.000 Are your parents together?

00:39:55.000 No. Are you Puerto Rican?

00:40:02.000 No. You don't remember?

00:40:04.000 No. We've done a lot of shows.

00:40:06.000 Colombian and Dominican.

00:40:07.000 Okay. Yeah.

00:40:08.000 Terrible mix.

00:40:10.000 Wow. Him.

00:40:11.000 There's trouble, bro.

00:40:12.000 The Bronx is all Puerto Ricans. 1.00

00:40:13.000 That's why.

00:40:18.000 I think it's changed a lot probably by then.

00:40:26.000 It's probably going through gentrification by now.

00:40:28.000 Hopefully. Sorry.

00:40:30.000 Can I ask a question?

00:40:34.000 Why do you guys like to ask if the girls on birth control? 0.78

00:40:36.000 Is that like...

00:40:37.000 That's actually a good question.

00:40:40.000 Go ahead, Fresh.

00:40:41.000 There was an incident a couple...

00:40:44.000 Last year, where this Asian escort tried to get pregnant by a black man. 0.56

00:40:51.000 Are you writing this down?

00:40:52.000 What? No.

00:40:54.000 No, he's seen it firsthand.

00:40:56.000 He's just been taking that.

00:40:57.000 I was writing down all the other stuff.

00:40:58.000 Just to make sure before anything happens.

00:41:00.000 I'm talking about the birth control.

00:41:01.000 The birth control.

00:41:02.000 Oh, yes.

00:41:04.000 What the fuck?

00:41:05.000 Honestly, it is for stats though, honestly.

00:41:07.000 Well, I think it's six of us, so he's trying to...

00:41:09.000 Well, here's the thing, ladies. 1.00

00:41:11.000 So we keep data on all the girls that come on the show. 1.00

00:41:13.000 Ages, what they do for work, etc. 0.89

00:41:15.000 And then we have like a Google spreadsheet that our guy, Roman, actually, he's watching the show right now.

00:41:19.000 He puts all that data in.

00:41:20.000 So we have like a whole assortment of data on girls that come on the show. 0.99

00:41:24.000 We've got 3,500 girls that have come on. 1.00

00:41:28.000 Wow. Last year I think we had 3,500.

00:41:31.000 Why? Damn.

00:41:32.000 What are you gonna do with the data?

00:41:33.000 What's that?

00:41:34.000 What are you gonna do with the data?

00:41:35.000 Right, what's happening in case?

00:41:36.000 I'm glad I didn't give you my real name.

00:41:41.000 Yeah, we don't really need your real name.

00:41:43.000 You're just a number, nigga. 1.00

00:41:45.000 Yeah, I mean, for example, right?

00:41:50.000 A lot of people say, oh, you only bring stupid OnlyFans girls on. 1.00

00:41:52.000 And I'm like, well, technically, that's not true.

00:41:54.000 And then I go ahead and I show, like, the whole, you know, matrix of jobs that we've had girls on.

00:42:00.000 That's why.

00:42:01.000 That's like one example.

00:42:04.000 I just had an ass there. 1.00

00:42:06.000 Oh, that's it?

00:42:07.000 Yeah. Alright.

00:42:09.000 Cool. Alright, so Bronx, yeah.

00:42:12.000 Okay, what about you?

00:42:12.000 Welcome back.

00:42:13.000 Hi, how you doing?

00:42:15.000 Okay, question.

00:42:16.000 Is it cleaner now?

00:42:18.000 It actually has been cleaner.

00:42:20.000 Let's go!

00:42:21.000 Woo! Some backstory here.

00:42:24.000 Her boyfriend, who she loves dearly, is a mess.

00:42:28.000 He doesn't clean up after himself.

00:42:30.000 He needs to fix himself.

00:42:31.000 And she was complaining on the show, and that was better, right?

00:42:34.000 Is it better now?

00:42:35.000 Actually, it did get better.

00:42:36.000 So, like, all his friends watched the show, and they started cutting his ass in the DMs.

00:42:41.000 They started following me, and I posted a couple times myself screaming at them to get cleaner with the Meta Ray-Bans. 1.00

00:42:46.000 And after that, everybody swiped up, and he got shamed by his community.

00:42:50.000 And now he's doing better.

00:42:52.000 Yes, sir!

00:42:54.000 I don't know if that's...

00:42:57.000 Well, I mean, it worked, I guess.

00:42:59.000 I thought you meant her vagina was cleaner. 1.00

00:43:02.000 I was confused for, like, two seconds.

00:43:05.000 Where did that even come in, Chris?

00:43:07.000 I don't know.

00:43:08.000 You're saying, is it cleaner?

00:43:09.000 I'm like, okay.

00:43:10.000 Why are you thinking about my vagina, bro?

00:43:12.000 Because that's the number one thing I think about when I see women. 1.00

00:43:16.000 Vagina, and then everything else matters. 0.99

00:43:18.000 Chris, what the fuck?

00:43:19.000 Come on, man.

00:43:21.000 The girls look pretty. 0.97

00:43:23.000 I'm a vagina first, you know? 0.90

00:43:24.000 Alright, okay, what's your name?

00:43:26.000 Shandao. Okay, how old are you?

00:43:28.000 I'm 24. Where are you from?

00:43:30.000 I'm from New York.

00:43:33.000 What part of the city?

00:43:34.000 Upper west side.

00:43:36.000 Okay. The west side is better.

00:43:38.000 We have parking.

00:43:39.000 I just want everybody to know that.

00:43:40.000 You can actually street park in some places.

00:43:42.000 So if you're thinking about moving to New York, don't choose the east side.

00:43:44.000 It's bullshit.

00:43:45.000 There you go.

00:43:45.000 What do you do for work?

00:43:46.000 I work in the cannabis industry.

00:43:48.000 I manage Instagrams and I'm the creative director of a marketing agency that we do dispensaries and brands Instagrams.

00:43:54.000 Yes, man.

00:43:55.000 Okay. Get that weed. 1.00

00:43:57.000 The fucking weed.

00:43:58.000 Smoking weed.

00:43:59.000 College. What do you get your bachelor's degree in?

00:44:03.000 Economics, which is kind of useless in what I do, but it's lit, you know?

00:44:06.000 We do math and shit.

00:44:07.000 It's fun.

00:44:09.000 What school did you graduate from?

00:44:11.000 NYU. Alright.

00:44:14.000 Relationship status?

00:44:15.000 I'm in a relationship.

00:44:16.000 I've been dating somebody for like five years.

00:44:20.000 You cheated yet?

00:44:21.000 No. Question.

00:44:23.000 When is he going to marry you?

00:44:25.000 I honestly, I could say some shit about that too.

00:44:28.000 That's crazy.

00:44:29.000 Let's help you out some more.

00:44:32.000 This is some shit, right?

00:44:34.000 So he told me a time and a place that he was going to propose to me.

00:44:37.000 And this was like almost a year ago now.

00:44:40.000 And then the time and place done passed.

00:44:42.000 Really? And it didn't happen.

00:44:44.000 No way.

00:44:45.000 And I asked about it, but you know, it's whatever.

00:44:47.000 When was it?

00:44:48.000 It was supposed to be on a trip we went on, and he was going to do it at the Eiffel Tower.

00:44:53.000 Wait, hold on, but keep it real.

00:44:54.000 What'd you do wrong?

00:44:55.000 Come on.

00:44:55.000 I didn't do nothing wrong, but I mean, I've just been me the whole time.

00:44:58.000 You know, I've been, like, I've been the same the whole time.

00:45:00.000 That might have been the problem.

00:45:01.000 That might have been the problem.

00:45:01.000 You beat me.

00:45:02.000 What's to happen?

00:45:03.000 But hold on.

00:45:04.000 He's Russian, right?

00:45:05.000 Is this guy?

00:45:06.000 Mm-hmm.

00:45:08.000 Is he also a, um, is he also a yarmulke wearer?

00:45:11.000 No. Okay.

00:45:13.000 I'll tell you this, though.

00:45:13.000 He ain't rushing nothing.

00:45:14.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:45:16.000 *Sings* *Sings* He sure saw that one coming.

00:45:22.000 For every 5 bad jokes he does 1 good one.

00:45:24.000 Of course man.

00:45:26.000 Of course man.

00:45:26.000 You didn't hear the fucking ruling jokes earlier.

00:45:28.000 Yeah it was terrible.

00:45:28.000 Okay, well, you know what?

00:45:29.000 We wish you the best and hopefully he decides to marry after this show.

00:45:32.000 Hopefully. I'm over.

00:45:37.000 Yeah, that cleanest shit probably got him bad.

00:45:40.000 Breath control for you?

00:45:42.000 Yeah. Alright.

00:45:44.000 Yeah. Wax me! 0.86

00:45:49.000 you said you're jewish right no no no no no no i mean i didn't say that be careful we can't certain I want to switch the camera not in this goddamn climate we are comedians

00:46:20.000 Why Women Deserve Less. 1.00

00:46:23.000 That's his favorite book.

00:46:24.000 Yes sir, yes sir!

00:46:26.000 Yeah! Yeah!

00:46:30.000 He wrote the book.

00:46:33.000 His other favorite is the rational male.

00:46:34.000 That's what it is.

00:46:36.000 Bro, these niggas get terrified anytime I reach for it, bro. 1.00

00:46:40.000 Literally right here, it's like you just start sweating, bro.

00:46:42.000 Of course, man.

00:46:43.000 Hey, listen, I wish you was on YouTube, bro.

00:46:45.000 But we're not.

00:46:46.000 And Twitch, I wish, but we're not.

00:46:49.000 Wrong mood!

00:46:49.000 Thank God we have that shit.

00:46:51.000 Bro, we're...

00:46:51.000 One for three right now, bro.

00:46:55.000 Yeah, I guess so.

00:46:56.000 Alright, well, OSS knows.

00:46:58.000 Okay, what about you?

00:46:59.000 What's your name?

00:47:00.000 My name is Mariah Primo.

00:47:02.000 I guess that's my real name.

00:47:04.000 Okay, Mariah.

00:47:05.000 I sell sex toys.

00:47:06.000 I have one.

00:47:07.000 Yeah, don't look so surprised.

00:47:08.000 I sell sex toys.

00:47:09.000 What's your number one seller?

00:47:11.000 Wait, hold on.

00:47:11.000 I just got your name.

00:47:13.000 Hold on.

00:47:14.000 My name is that sex toys.

00:47:15.000 You seduce me a little bit first.

00:47:17.000 Okay, how old are you?

00:47:18.000 Why should I?

00:47:18.000 How old are you?

00:47:19.000 I'm 24. Okay, where are you from originally?

00:47:22.000 I was born in New York.

00:47:24.000 I was raised down here in Miami.

00:47:26.000 Okay. Miami native.

00:47:28.000 And I guess, what do you do for work now?

00:47:30.000 You said you sell...

00:47:31.000 Sell sex toys.

00:47:32.000 What's your number one seller?

00:47:34.000 Vibrators. It's a bullet.

00:47:36.000 Roses? I don't know.

00:47:37.000 Is it like an online store?

00:47:42.000 It's an online store.

00:47:44.000 It's on Instagram.

00:47:45.000 Wait, a bullet?

00:47:47.000 What's a bullet though?

00:47:49.000 It's like this...

00:47:51.000 Wait, so it goes by a lot?

00:47:53.000 It's a vibrator.

00:47:55.000 Wait, so who buy a lot of girls, right? 0.99

00:47:56.000 Yeah, of course.

00:47:57.000 Like, is it like single girls, white girls, black girls? 0.82

00:48:00.000 Well, I don't sit there and ask people what's their race when they buy toys.

00:48:04.000 Well, you see them coming to you, right?

00:48:05.000 Shit, as long as they're giving me money, I don't give a fuck.

00:48:08.000 I'm curious.

00:48:10.000 I don't give a fuck if you have a dick. 0.99

00:48:13.000 I don't care if you have an appendage attached to something like that.

00:48:17.000 From your experience, what race people buy it the most?

00:48:21.000 White, black, Indian. 1.00

00:48:23.000 I'm curious.

00:48:24.000 Oh, they're white people. 0.89

00:48:25.000 Both sex. 0.75

00:48:26.000 Okay. Makes sense.

00:48:28.000 They're more open.

00:48:29.000 They do not really give a shit whether you're black or white, young or old.

00:48:35.000 They will buy toys from you.

00:48:37.000 Cool. I can create anybody here a dungeon.

00:48:41.000 Even the production team, if you want one.

00:48:43.000 I'm good, bro.

00:48:44.000 What the fuck is going on?

00:48:46.000 Let's get into it!

00:48:48.000 Listen, it gets very spicy.

00:48:51.000 Medieval times?

00:48:51.000 Not in medieval times, so we're talking about 2025.

00:48:56.000 I'll create you a dungeon.

00:48:58.000 She went from fucking Mariah to Bowser in two seconds. 1.00

00:49:00.000 Hey, let me tell you, people love to be tied up on a wall, okay?

00:49:05.000 With chains and shit.

00:49:06.000 I'll be honest with you.

00:49:07.000 That is some...

00:49:08.000 What's that book again?

00:49:11.000 The book with the guy, Christian Grey.

00:49:13.000 Oh, Christian Grey.

00:49:16.000 Women love that shit. 1.00

00:49:18.000 You're right.

00:49:19.000 Funny story.

00:49:21.000 I was in L.A. I was in L.A., right?

00:49:26.000 And we went to this museum.

00:49:27.000 There was this medieval museum, like torture museum.

00:49:32.000 And there was all this fucking stuff there when they used to punish people for, you know, Committing crimes.

00:49:39.000 But one of the torture devices that they had was actually hilarious.

00:49:41.000 You put it on your wife and it shuts her up. 0.99

00:49:43.000 It's like a mandible thing.

00:49:44.000 You put her on her and she can't talk, bro. 0.90

00:49:46.000 I mean, I have one of those, too.

00:49:48.000 It's a ball gag.

00:49:50.000 Yeah, you put it in your mouth.

00:49:51.000 This is not a ball gag.

00:49:52.000 I mean, it shuts the woman up at the end of the day. 1.00

00:49:55.000 That's crazy.

00:49:57.000 I might need to get one of those.

00:49:59.000 I know it!

00:50:03.000 Maybe two.

00:50:04.000 Yeah, these girls... 1.00

00:50:05.000 Different colors.

00:50:06.000 Is there a discount?

00:50:08.000 No. Who said that?

00:50:11.000 Exactly. No, there's no discount.

00:50:13.000 Yo, who said that?

00:50:13.000 That wasn't me.

00:50:14.000 That was Bill's.

00:50:15.000 It's crazy, though.

00:50:16.000 Why? No, that's very interesting.

00:50:18.000 Literally, it was widely sold in the medieval times.

00:50:21.000 You have it in your house, and they put on their wife when she talks too much. 0.90

00:50:23.000 That's crazy.

00:50:25.000 Too bad times.

00:50:26.000 Do you have a picture of it?

00:50:30.000 I kind of want to see this.

00:50:32.000 I can look it up if you want after the show.

00:50:34.000 But yeah, it's like a big-ass cage trap.

00:50:36.000 That you put like on her head.

00:50:37.000 Why you want to wear it?

00:50:38.000 No, I just wanted to see it.

00:50:40.000 It looks kind of like, do you ever see the movie Saw?

00:50:41.000 The first one?

00:50:42.000 When the girl has the thing on her skin? 1.00

00:50:44.000 It looks sort of like that.

00:50:44.000 How does it stop them from talking though?

00:50:46.000 That's insane.

00:50:47.000 It like locks her jaw in place.

00:50:49.000 That's crazy.

00:50:49.000 Like close.

00:50:51.000 Kind of.

00:50:51.000 That is some medieval shit.

00:50:53.000 Yeah, I don't deal with that.

00:50:55.000 It's like, it's literally if your white woman talks too much, you could put her on her. 0.83

00:50:58.000 Yeah, I don't deal with that.

00:50:59.000 So it's meant for white women? 0.99

00:51:01.000 I'm sorry?

00:51:02.000 I'm assuming it was in England, yeah.

00:51:05.000 Well, I don't deal in that.

00:51:07.000 I deal in pleasure.

00:51:09.000 Complete pleasure.

00:51:11.000 Yeah, I don't know if that one is pleasurable.

00:51:13.000 Scary shit like that.

00:51:14.000 Hell no.

00:51:15.000 Okay, so dating status.

00:51:17.000 I am single.

00:51:18.000 I don't like men.

00:51:19.000 Are you single?

00:51:20.000 Wait. Am I single but entangled with my child's father?

00:51:26.000 Of course.

00:51:27.000 Yes. Okay, okay.

00:51:29.000 So you dated men but you just decided not to.

00:51:31.000 I've dated men and women.

00:51:33.000 Okay. I'm bisexual.

00:51:34.000 I love women. 1.00

00:51:35.000 I love all the women here. 1.00

00:51:36.000 I don't like dating women. 1.00

00:51:38.000 No, women are annoying. 1.00

00:51:39.000 Keeping it real!

00:51:40.000 Keeping it real!

00:51:41.000 Are you really bisexual then?

00:51:43.000 Yes, I am.

00:51:44.000 Alright. If I had to marry somebody again, I would say full-time, long-term.

00:51:49.000 It wouldn't be a woman. 1.00

00:51:49.000 Got it. 1.00

00:51:50.000 It wouldn't be a man either.

00:51:52.000 It would be myself.

00:51:54.000 Alright, nigger. 1.00

00:51:54.000 Yeah. Men are annoying, women are annoying. 1.00

00:51:57.000 Emotional! Damn it!

00:51:59.000 You're not your parents together.

00:52:01.000 No, they're not.

00:52:03.000 Alright, birth control for you.

00:52:04.000 Yes, I am.

00:52:05.000 Of course.

00:52:05.000 And then you said you have one kid, right?

00:52:07.000 I do.

00:52:08.000 And you're single now.

00:52:09.000 Are you guys all friends?

00:52:10.000 One, two, three?

00:52:10.000 Yeah. One, two, three.

00:52:12.000 All one kid each?

00:52:14.000 Yeah. Interesting.

00:52:15.000 One and done.

00:52:16.000 This baby factor is cutting the fuck off. 1.00

00:52:19.000 So who's babysitting right now?

00:52:20.000 Who's babysitting? 0.99

00:52:21.000 My stepsister.

00:52:23.000 Well, at least I can say my stepsister babysitting.

00:52:26.000 And if you guys see me...

00:52:28.000 Highest education level completed for you?

00:52:29.000 High school or college?

00:52:30.000 I did two years of college for...

00:52:33.000 You got your associates?

00:52:34.000 No, I wanted to be a marine biologist.

00:52:38.000 Oh my gosh, that sounds so fun.

00:52:40.000 Completely different from some sex toys, ain't it?

00:52:42.000 Yeah, but that sounds so fun.

00:52:43.000 So high school is the highest completed then.

00:52:45.000 Yes, of course.

00:52:46.000 Where'd you try to go to...

00:52:48.000 Doesn't UM have a marine biology program?

00:52:50.000 What? Not UM.

00:52:51.000 University of Miami?

00:52:52.000 No, Miami-Dade College.

00:52:54.000 Guys, you gotta do it cheap.

00:52:56.000 Hello. Shit, I got money back from them.

00:53:00.000 Okay. Alright, what about you?

00:53:01.000 What's your name?

00:53:02.000 My name is Hani.

00:53:03.000 I'm 23. Okay.

00:53:05.000 Where are you from?

00:53:06.000 I'm Cuban, but I'm from Miami.

00:53:08.000 Okay. Have you lived here your whole life?

00:53:12.000 No, I was born in Cuba and I came here when I was seven.

00:53:17.000 Did you vote for Trump?

00:53:19.000 I don't vote.

00:53:20.000 You can't vote.

00:53:21.000 I actually can.

00:53:23.000 Yes, I am.

00:53:25.000 Okay. So you didn't vote at all?

00:53:27.000 No, I haven't voted, never.

00:53:30.000 Okay, if you could vote, who would you have voted for?

00:53:32.000 I wouldn't.

00:53:33.000 I'd just leave it to God.

00:53:37.000 Understandable. What do you do for work?

00:53:41.000 I'm a behavior therapist, and I do marketing on the side as a freelancer.

00:53:45.000 Behavior therapist, huh?

00:53:46.000 She's judging us.

00:53:47.000 All right.

00:53:48.000 Can you be my therapist?

00:53:50.000 What'd you say, I'm sorry?

00:53:51.000 Highest education level completed?

00:53:53.000 Well, certification for behavior therapists, but high school.

00:53:57.000 Oh, you don't need your college degree for that?

00:53:59.000 No, actually.

00:54:01.000 All right.

00:54:02.000 I guess people are just so fucked up, they're like, hey, man, we need to fuck it, man.

00:54:05.000 Okay, so now I'm curious.

00:54:07.000 What does your job entail?

00:54:08.000 Like, is it like you just study people, kids, adults?

00:54:12.000 Yeah, what age group do you work with?

00:54:14.000 That's what you're asking, right?

00:54:15.000 Okay, so right now I work with autistic kids.

00:54:18.000 They're from 5 to 7. Please.

00:54:22.000 One is 5 and the other one is 9, I think.

00:54:26.000 I have a friend who's 35 years old.

00:54:28.000 36. 36 years old, yeah.

00:54:30.000 Can you help him?

00:54:31.000 There's different levels of autism.

00:54:35.000 The kids that you're working with, what's their level of autism?

00:54:38.000 Is it non-verbal?

00:54:39.000 One of them is actually non-verbal and the other one is super high-functioning.

00:54:42.000 But you can still tell they both have autism.

00:54:46.000 What's that?

00:54:47.000 Like, they can't speak properly?

00:54:48.000 Oh, they can't talk at all?

00:54:49.000 He cannot talk at all, the five-year-old.

00:54:50.000 Oh, shout out to the freshman. 1.00

00:54:51.000 He says noises, like, very short words.

00:54:54.000 At first, you use sign language for them.

00:54:59.000 At first, you use sign language for them.

00:54:59.000 I used to do that a little bit with some kids.

00:55:01.000 I used to do that a little bit with some kids.

00:55:03.000 Is there no help for him at all?

00:55:06.000 He can't be helped.

00:55:07.000 Because he's, like, too far gone?

00:55:08.000 Is he autistic?

00:55:09.000 I mean, you can't tell?

00:55:13.000 No, he's good.

00:55:14.000 He's just him.

00:55:19.000 So one, he can't talk.

00:55:21.000 And then you said there's one that's like full functioning.

00:55:23.000 So like normal?

00:55:25.000 You could tell he has autism in his way of socializing.

00:55:30.000 How so?

00:55:30.000 He doesn't take social cues.

00:55:32.000 Like, he thinks he's being funny and people are actually very annoyed at him.

00:55:36.000 Sounds familiar!

00:55:37.000 Sounds familiar!

00:55:39.000 Wait, first, I'm about to be funny, though, according to the chat.

00:55:42.000 But you?

00:55:42.000 Uh, you stay around and shit, bro.

00:55:44.000 I know, but I'm funny, though.

00:55:45.000 Like, you got Tourette's.

00:55:46.000 But, um...

00:55:48.000 Yeah, it's like, I don't know about you guys, but like over the past like three years, like people just say everyone has autism nowadays.

00:55:54.000 They're like, oh, you have like if you're like very, you know, you pay attention to detail, you have autism.

00:55:58.000 Yeah. Or if you're very detailed, you have autism.

00:56:00.000 It's like they just use it for anything, dude.

00:56:01.000 Elon Musk?

00:56:02.000 Yeah, they say he's autistic.

00:56:03.000 Big Pharma, that's what they do.

00:56:06.000 They diagnose a lot of people so they can prescribe.

00:56:08.000 It's money.

00:56:10.000 Medicine is a scam, bro.

00:56:11.000 It's also money.

00:56:11.000 It is.

00:56:13.000 And they said kids have ADHD.

00:56:14.000 Like, come on, man.

00:56:16.000 Medicine is a scam.

00:56:17.000 What the fuck is wrong with you?

00:56:18.000 We just need to go back and tell niggas they're retarded, bro. 1.00

00:56:20.000 I think we just need to go back and tell people they're retarded. 1.00

00:56:23.000 Do you ever give someone an actual diagnosis saying, hey, you're just like, retarded? 0.98

00:56:28.000 Dumb? Yeah, I mean, they diagnose them, but they have words like ADHD.

00:56:34.000 Right. Look, man, I'm old.

00:56:40.000 I'm 35. So for me, I remember growing up in school, niggas would be like, yo, you're retarded. 1.00

00:56:43.000 That's it.

00:56:44.000 Wait. Now you can't use that term anymore.

00:56:47.000 Yeah, you can't.

00:56:47.000 This ADHD thing, this thing wasn't a thing when I was a kid.

00:56:50.000 They were like, oh, you're a retard, nigga. 1.00

00:56:51.000 They were nice about it.

00:56:52.000 So, how did someone fix ADHD?

00:56:54.000 You can.

00:56:55.000 With Vyvanse.

00:56:57.000 Adderall. You just learned how to cope with it, honestly.

00:56:59.000 Yeah, Vyvanse or Adderall.

00:57:01.000 Medicinal stuff, like herbs and stuff, or like...

00:57:04.000 I mean, you could take...

00:57:06.000 Prescriptions, but I personally feel like that numbs your brain.

00:57:10.000 Adderall, Ritalin, I think all of that is like, fuck people up, bro.

00:57:12.000 Yeah, it does.

00:57:13.000 Can you meditate or something like that?

00:57:16.000 You actually can.

00:57:17.000 You can meditate and you can use your ADHD to work on other things.

00:57:22.000 When I was in high school, this Ritalin and Adderall thing wasn't a thing, but when I went to college, everyone was using it.

00:57:28.000 I was like, what the fuck?

00:57:29.000 That's scary, man.

00:57:31.000 Yeah, bro.

00:57:31.000 Everyone uses it, man.

00:57:32.000 Is it for life?

00:57:34.000 I mean, it helps you focus.

00:57:36.000 What, Vyvanse?

00:57:37.000 No, Adderall.

00:57:38.000 I mean, you have like a choice to take it out.

00:57:40.000 Riddle helps you calm down and Adderall helps you be focused.

00:57:42.000 I've never taken any.

00:57:44.000 But some people can still abuse Adderall.

00:57:46.000 Yeah, for sure they do.

00:57:46.000 All the time.

00:57:47.000 I mean, it's literally like meth.

00:57:49.000 They abuse it.

00:57:51.000 I mean, Texas wants no one.

00:57:53.000 Yeah, that's what I tell y'all, man.

00:57:54.000 Just don't do drugs, guys, at all, man.

00:57:55.000 Even prescription, bro.

00:57:56.000 Even prescription.

00:57:57.000 Damn. Okay, high school.

00:57:58.000 Are your parents together?

00:57:59.000 No. Okay, relationship status?

00:58:02.000 I'm single.

00:58:04.000 Okay, single.

00:58:05.000 Your parents are not together?

00:58:06.000 No. You like Fidel Castro or no?

00:58:14.000 I don't like anything that has to do with control.

00:58:17.000 No. Oh, his wife's single.

00:58:19.000 I'm not pro-government at all.

00:58:22.000 Okay. What are you pro for?

00:58:28.000 Let me guess.

00:58:29.000 Abortion? Yes, actually.

00:58:31.000 I knew it.

00:58:33.000 Yeah. Do you have a question?

00:58:37.000 No, no, I'm just curious.

00:58:38.000 I'm studying her behavior right now.

00:58:40.000 Are you feminist? 1.00

00:58:40.000 I'm studying yours. 1.00

00:58:41.000 Oh, shit.

00:58:42.000 Yeah. You're a feminist? 1.00

00:58:44.000 What does a feminist mean? 1.00

00:58:45.000 I'm just...

00:58:46.000 You know?

00:58:47.000 Okay, it's all good.

00:58:49.000 So, guys, we got a video clip to react to.

00:58:54.000 For once, we actually planned out a show for you, ninjas.

00:58:55.000 There you go.

00:58:56.000 We have some chats to read.

00:58:57.000 I hope you guys...

00:58:58.000 What was that?

00:58:58.000 Some chats to read first.

00:58:59.000 Okay, yeah.

00:59:00.000 Oh, yeah, shout-out to 3Diglas in the chat.

00:59:02.000 I thanked you already, bro, but thanks for the 50 subs yesterday when I was live.

00:59:06.000 Appreciate that, my friend.

00:59:07.000 I missed it.

00:59:08.000 Also... Who gave in the subs today?

00:59:13.000 Is it Arc Lightning?

00:59:14.000 Who was it?

00:59:15.000 Probably was Arc Lightning, yeah.

00:59:16.000 20 subs he gave.

00:59:16.000 Shout out to you, Arc Lightning, man.

00:59:17.000 We got a very strong team.

00:59:21.000 Yeah, that was it.

00:59:23.000 Yeah, this is pretty much it.

00:59:24.000 Imagine putting this on a watermelon fried chicken tribes.

00:59:27.000 Okay. It looks pretty fire.

00:59:30.000 That's crazy, bro.

00:59:31.000 That's wild, bro.

00:59:32.000 Appreciate that, Brad.

00:59:34.000 Take the moment.

00:59:34.000 Shout out to you, bro.

00:59:35.000 Shout out to you, bro.

00:59:36.000 Five subs.

00:59:36.000 Ark Landing, another 20 subs.

00:59:37.000 Shout out to you.

00:59:38.000 Love y'all.

00:59:39.000 Ready to gum it down.

00:59:40.000 The homeless vampires.

00:59:41.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:59:42.000 God damn it.

00:59:43.000 They're doing terrible with that.

00:59:44.000 That's not me.

00:59:44.000 You guys gotta be nice.

00:59:46.000 That's not me.

00:59:47.000 No. Who the fuck is that?

00:59:49.000 Breaking news.

00:59:50.000 After Fresh released his morning routine.

00:59:52.000 All right, you got this.

00:59:53.000 This video.

00:59:54.000 So I took a water and Fresh have announced a partnership.

00:59:57.000 When questioned, Fresh said, listen, man.

00:59:59.000 I hope they would show people my routine, and we started coming in.

01:00:02.000 We're going to release our Taroga brand coconut water.

01:00:04.000 I'm also going to talk to the CEO of Bananas.

01:00:07.000 I hate Bananas to release what Gary calls monkey energy.

01:00:11.000 Granted, though, at least people know why I stutter a lot.

01:00:14.000 My mouth is jittering from all the ice water, face dipping.

01:00:17.000 Anyhow, chats.

01:00:19.000 Oh, you're funny, bro.

01:00:20.000 Speaking of which, we're going to react to this video tonight for you guys.

01:00:23.000 What else have we got?

01:00:25.000 Bro. Damn niggas. 1.00

01:00:26.000 Why the fuck y'all roasting me so bad?

01:00:29.000 They're working hard to get on NS.

01:00:31.000 Yo, what's going on?

01:00:32.000 Wow. My next move is circle bottom left corner Drop for me and then we'll go next turn I should do this more often.

01:01:00.000 Circle bottom left corner, nigga. 1.00

01:01:02.000 Don't cheat.

01:01:04.000 Wait, that was a smart move.

01:01:07.000 Santeria. To the girl next to Myron, do you believe in multiple gods with little heads?

01:01:11.000 Do you practice witchcraft?

01:01:12.000 Even though you don't consider it witchcraft, don't lie.

01:01:14.000 That's crazy.

01:01:15.000 What are they asking?

01:01:18.000 Santeria. No, I don't do that.

01:01:22.000 That's crazy.

01:01:23.000 My kid's dad's grandmother does.

01:01:28.000 Santeria. Does she wear all white?

01:01:30.000 Yeah, she does.

01:01:31.000 Are you Haitian?

01:01:32.000 No, I'm not.

01:01:33.000 Is he Haitian?

01:01:34.000 No, he's Cuban.

01:01:35.000 Cubans do that? 1.00

01:01:36.000 Yeah, on some scary ass shit.

01:01:38.000 They look like that.

01:01:39.000 She puts fucking cups of water in her cabinet and it goes down. 1.00

01:01:47.000 She's probably thirsty, bro.

01:01:48.000 No, she's not thirsty.

01:01:49.000 The fucking spirits drink it.

01:01:50.000 That's for the spirits to like...

01:01:52.000 I know about it, but I don't do it.

01:01:55.000 Yeah, no, Santeria is real.

01:01:57.000 No, it is real.

01:01:58.000 It is.

01:01:59.000 On some creepy ass shit.

01:02:00.000 That's why you shouldn't mess with it.

01:02:01.000 The power of Christ compels you.

01:02:02.000 Sorry, I don't even want to.

01:02:03.000 I'm sorry, my Bible.

01:02:04.000 The power of Christ compels you.

01:02:05.000 That's why all those islands are cursed, man.

01:02:09.000 I think it just might be evaporation.

01:02:17.000 That's why y'all keep getting fucked up by nature, bro.

01:02:19.000 All y'all bad.

01:02:21.000 Haiti, all that place, they're all cursed, man. 1.00

01:02:23.000 Alright, what do we got here?

01:02:26.000 My thought, every time I hear Fresh say he's plotting behind the scenes, I think he's been the Florida politician undercover.

01:02:32.000 Yank Fresh's beard, please.

01:02:34.000 Yeah, bro.

01:02:34.000 You gotta understand, man.

01:02:35.000 The shadows are the best place to be, especially when you're black. 1.00

01:02:39.000 Oh, my God.

01:02:42.000 What the hell was that?

01:02:46.000 I don't even want to see it.

01:02:47.000 You don't want to know.

01:02:48.000 Ladies, name three states in America. 1.00

01:02:50.000 That's easy.

01:02:52.000 We'll start right here.

01:02:54.000 Florida. California.

01:02:57.000 We'll give it to you.

01:02:59.000 Okay, fine.

01:02:59.000 One more.

01:03:01.000 Florida, California, and Texas.

01:03:03.000 All right.

01:03:04.000 Yeah. Wyoming, New York, Maine.

01:03:08.000 It's like, what?

01:03:10.000 Michigan, New Orleans, and Mississippi.

01:03:17.000 That is definitely funny.

01:03:19.000 That's why NYA is a sorry-ass school.

01:03:22.000 New Orleans is a city.

01:03:25.000 Hold on, you are on brand because you smoke weed, so you are on brand right now.

01:03:31.000 Alright, alright, alright.

01:03:34.000 Idaho! You are the hoe. 1.00

01:03:39.000 Alright, what about you?

01:03:40.000 Three states.

01:03:42.000 Motherfucking, uh...

01:03:44.000 Yeah. Georgia.

01:03:48.000 Okay. Yeah, my mind goes blank.

01:03:52.000 Don't, don't.

01:03:53.000 Come on, man.

01:03:53.000 It's always blank.

01:03:54.000 Still like 40 to go.

01:03:55.000 Yeah, facts.

01:03:58.000 Come on, think drinks.

01:03:59.000 You don't know three?

01:04:01.000 You got it.

01:04:03.000 There's 40 more.

01:04:04.000 There's definitely a lot more.

01:04:06.000 Think about up to north.

01:04:08.000 They only name like nine of them.

01:04:11.000 Have you been on the West Coast?

01:04:13.000 Can we just hear the Jeopardy song?

01:04:15.000 Have you been on the West Coast?

01:04:15.000 I've never left.

01:04:16.000 Been downtown.

01:04:17.000 Okay. When you're leaving from Florida, what are the two other states?

01:04:21.000 You've got...

01:04:22.000 Name fucking Florida.

01:04:23.000 Can't help her.

01:04:24.000 Yeah, I got you.

01:04:24.000 Ladies can't help her.

01:04:26.000 There's a whole song.

01:04:27.000 We believe in you.

01:04:28.000 Yeah. Don't.

01:04:30.000 Come on, think of it.

01:04:32.000 The hurting part was I studied my countries, just in case y'all were to ask that question.

01:04:38.000 Now y'all got the state going on.

01:04:41.000 What, she studied countries, bro?

01:04:42.000 Wait, you're fried too?

01:04:43.000 Yes. I got everybody high, yeah.

01:04:47.000 Man, they're high, bro.

01:04:49.000 They're lying, bro.

01:04:50.000 They just...

01:04:51.000 That's even worse if you are.

01:04:53.000 Okay, um, you got this.

01:04:55.000 Two more, two more.

01:04:56.000 I don't got it.

01:04:57.000 No, I believe you, you got this.

01:04:59.000 Okay. Virginia?

01:05:02.000 Yeah, two more.

01:05:03.000 Woman power, you got this. 1.00

01:05:05.000 Virginia? Okay, North Dakota?

01:05:08.000 Virginia. That doesn't count because she said it.

01:05:11.000 Yeah. North Dakota?

01:05:13.000 South. There you go.

01:05:14.000 Alright. Okay, clever.

01:05:16.000 What about you?

01:05:17.000 Barely, but yeah.

01:05:18.000 Arkansas, Tennessee, Wisconsin.

01:05:20.000 What about you?

01:05:21.000 What about you?

01:05:23.000 New Mexico, Arizona.

01:05:28.000 I was two out of three, so...

01:05:38.000 I was fried.

01:05:40.000 NYU is cool.

01:05:40.000 Alright, no!

01:05:41.000 You can't cheat!

01:05:42.000 I'm not a geography major!

01:05:45.000 So this segment is going to be three countries only.

01:05:48.000 You cannot name USA, Canada, or Mexico.

01:05:51.000 You can't repeat whatever girl said before you.

01:05:52.000 You can't use Uganda either because it was mentioned in the show.

01:05:55.000 You can't use Cuba. 0.99

01:05:56.000 You can't use Colombia or Dominican Republic.

01:05:58.000 Because these were all countries that were mentioned on the show already.

01:06:01.000 But the good part is...

01:06:02.000 We'll start here.

01:06:04.000 And no helping.

01:06:05.000 And no helping.

01:06:06.000 And no helping, ladies. 1.00

01:06:07.000 Nigeria. Kenya.

01:06:10.000 All right.

01:06:12.000 And... Oh, fuck.

01:06:13.000 What was that one I was about to say?

01:06:17.000 Oh my god, I just had a great part.

01:06:19.000 That's terrible.

01:06:19.000 We're talking about countries, right?

01:06:21.000 Not continents.

01:06:24.000 Bro. Look at your African nigga, what the fuck? 1.00

01:06:29.000 Amsterdam is not a country.

01:06:30.000 I mean, she named two countries in Africa.

01:06:32.000 She had two countries in Africa and she named European city.

01:06:34.000 What about you?

01:06:35.000 I don't want to do this.

01:06:38.000 Think of like...

01:06:39.000 That's what she said.

01:06:40.000 It's like 190 left.

01:06:41.000 You got it.

01:06:42.000 That's not what she should say.

01:06:44.000 Is Australia one of them?

01:06:46.000 Sure. Two more.

01:06:48.000 Tahiti? What?

01:06:50.000 She said I want this.

01:06:51.000 No, no, no.

01:06:52.000 Two more.

01:06:53.000 I'm watching it.

01:06:54.000 Fuck, y'all.

01:06:55.000 Why y'all put me on the side of this?

01:06:57.000 You got it.

01:06:58.000 Think about Ice Age.

01:06:58.000 I don't know.

01:07:00.000 Where's Ice Age?

01:07:02.000 I can't, I can't.

01:07:04.000 You don't know?

01:07:05.000 You said countries.

01:07:12.000 You said lemon pepper steppers.

01:07:13.000 Lemon pepper steppers.

01:07:15.000 You want me to think of lemon pepper steppers in the moment I'm thinking about countries.

01:07:18.000 Ladies, no helping. 1.00

01:07:19.000 Okay, where do you want travel to?

01:07:20.000 There you go.

01:07:21.000 Soccer. Bali.

01:07:26.000 I just named three, did I not?

01:07:28.000 Yeah, she said, uh, the first one was what?

01:07:31.000 Okay, so Bali's a place.

01:07:32.000 Like, that's a country.

01:07:33.000 And then I said Australia and Antarctica.

01:07:40.000 So why the fuck did you say I say to Bali?

01:07:45.000 I know, but you don't have to say Bali, though.

01:07:47.000 I did say Bali.

01:07:48.000 Bali's a city.

01:07:49.000 Alright, what about you?

01:07:51.000 Russia. You studied?

01:07:53.000 Romania. Russia was mentioned during the show, so you can't use it, but we'll give you Romania.

01:08:01.000 Because her boyfriend's Russian. 0.55

01:08:03.000 Oh, China.

01:08:03.000 China. Alright.

01:08:06.000 One more.

01:08:09.000 Ni hao. 0.99

01:08:10.000 You studied, right?

01:08:12.000 What was that?

01:08:12.000 Goodbye. Dubai?

01:08:14.000 I can't remember all of that in one night.

01:08:21.000 And you went third.

01:08:25.000 195. Question, right?

01:08:28.000 So we're doing a mix between countries and continents?

01:08:32.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:08:33.000 Just countries.

01:08:34.000 Alright, NYU time.

01:08:35.000 Go ahead.

01:08:36.000 I believe in you.

01:08:37.000 Switzerland, France, Egypt.

01:08:41.000 Easy enough.

01:08:43.000 Good stuff.

01:08:44.000 What about you?

01:08:45.000 You got this.

01:08:46.000 Um, Guyana, Brazil.

01:08:50.000 Um... What's the goddamn country with all the ladyboys? 1.00

01:08:54.000 Uh... Thailand!

01:08:56.000 There you go.

01:08:57.000 Okay. That was a good one to remember something, but that was funny.

01:09:01.000 Yeah, that was...

01:09:02.000 What about you?

01:09:05.000 What about the ladyboys?

01:09:06.000 It's Cuba.

01:09:07.000 Three countries for you.

01:09:10.000 Canada? He said we can't use camera.

01:09:12.000 Okay. Hey, can I put my phone real quick?

01:09:17.000 Put my phone?

01:09:18.000 Yeah. Just fail me right now.

01:09:21.000 It's hard to be on the spot.

01:09:23.000 Go ahead and hit the button.

01:09:24.000 It goes out of your mind, right?

01:09:26.000 Everything I was thinking was said.

01:09:28.000 This is bad behavior from you, okay?

01:09:30.000 We all try.

01:09:31.000 No, she's got to go.

01:09:32.000 Wing it.

01:09:33.000 You got this.

01:09:35.000 Wing it.

01:09:35.000 Europe, Russia.

01:09:37.000 See, it makes it between continents and that's what I asked.

01:09:42.000 Continents and countries.

01:09:44.000 So what's with this one?

01:09:45.000 She didn't graduate.

01:09:46.000 Yeah. Yes, she did.

01:09:47.000 Good politics.

01:09:49.000 Why can we ask questions?

01:09:50.000 What do you want to ask?

01:09:53.000 Are you on birth control?

01:09:57.000 How many bodies do you have?

01:10:00.000 Cracker tweak.

01:10:01.000 How many bodies do you have?

01:10:03.000 How many bodies do you have?

01:10:04.000 Yes, I'm bald.

01:10:06.000 How's the other one?

01:10:07.000 How many bodies do you have?

01:10:09.000 He's a man of God.

01:10:10.000 Oh, yeah, I'm sure he is.

01:10:11.000 You can be a man of God and be a freak, too.

01:10:14.000 What the f...

01:10:15.000 What you do on your knees and what you do...

01:10:20.000 No, have you ever heard of the song?

01:10:22.000 It was like it was like a song about like this girl like taking in the ass because they should say holy Like they'll take it in I think it's around 535 535.

01:10:47.000 I think so.

01:10:48.000 535 is nuts.

01:10:49.000 Why would you do that to yourself?

01:10:51.000 Have you ever caught anything?

01:10:53.000 When men have high body counts, it's whatever.

01:10:55.000 You've never been burnt.

01:10:56.000 You most definitely have.

01:10:56.000 You're lying.

01:10:59.000 I'm lucky, but yeah.

01:11:00.000 You done probably caught a couple pregnancy scares at CDs or something.

01:11:06.000 535 is nuts.

01:11:07.000 Okay, wait, what's your body count?

01:11:08.000 How much you got?

01:11:09.000 I said 23. Okay.

01:11:11.000 So how many do you have?

01:11:13.000 I forgot.

01:11:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:15.000 You've been burnt, too.

01:11:17.000 I'm fat scared of the pregnancies, though, for sure.

01:11:19.000 That's just a W, nigga. 1.00

01:11:21.000 Got off scot-free.

01:11:22.000 Anything else you guys want to know?

01:11:24.000 No. What's your social security number?

01:11:30.000 Can I please get it, actually?

01:11:32.000 I'm going to go sell it right now.

01:11:34.000 Okay, I was about to give you, but I guess not.

01:11:37.000 Alright. See, we give them a chance to ask questions.

01:11:39.000 They ask ridiculous questions.

01:11:42.000 Well, did you want us to ask something more intellectual?

01:11:46.000 Can you?

01:11:47.000 Okay. Of course we could.

01:11:49.000 All of us women here can. 0.69

01:11:50.000 You're smart.

01:11:51.000 You're smart.

01:11:52.000 I mean, I hope so.

01:11:53.000 I graduated high school and did college.

01:11:55.000 I hope I'm fucking smart.

01:11:58.000 We got you.

01:11:59.000 Whatever you want.

01:12:00.000 Try to make it fair for you guys.

01:12:01.000 Why do guys cheat?

01:12:03.000 Fuck no.

01:12:04.000 Why did you get into this business?

01:12:07.000 Why did you guys get into this business?

01:12:10.000 Fuck. Well, the beginning was to help men become better and always focus on improvement for men.

01:12:15.000 Men become better at what? 0.55

01:12:16.000 Dating, lifestyle, money, success.

01:12:19.000 Are you single?

01:12:20.000 Have they became better?

01:12:21.000 Yeah, a lot of guys.

01:12:23.000 Got married.

01:12:24.000 Some of them avoided crazy marriages.

01:12:26.000 They would have lost a lot of money in.

01:12:28.000 Some of them actually have girlfriends long-term, multiple girlfriends.

01:12:31.000 So, I'll say, yeah.

01:12:32.000 Multiple girlfriends is fucking wild. 0.97

01:12:35.000 I believe a man should only have multiple women or multiple girlfriends if he has the money to afford all of them.

01:12:42.000 That's the only way they will all stay in check.

01:12:45.000 Because if I'm the main bitch and the second bitch and the third bitch and the fifth bitch, I don't give a fuck as long as we're all taken care of. 1.00

01:12:52.000 Shit, I don't give a fuck as long as that bitch fall in line. 1.00

01:12:55.000 That's it.

01:12:56.000 Not in a bad way.

01:12:59.000 It's more like, okay, she's getting taken care of.

01:13:01.000 I'm getting taken care of.

01:13:02.000 I ain't got shit up.

01:13:03.000 So you hit the point earlier that a lot of girls are not, you know, up to par.

01:13:09.000 Up to par in what aspect?

01:13:11.000 The aspect of, like, actually dating them long-term.

01:13:13.000 So imagine a guy now trying to date a girl that's modern, long-term.

01:13:17.000 Most of them are crazy, insufferable, and, quite frankly, annoying.

01:13:20.000 What do you mean by crazy and annoying?

01:13:22.000 Well, let's put it this way.

01:13:24.000 I would say a lot of women nowadays are only caring about themselves. 1.00

01:13:27.000 Which means, by default, you're a last resort if they choose you at best.

01:13:34.000 No. That's the thing.

01:13:36.000 People get relationships wrong.

01:13:38.000 You should not give a fuck about whether or not your significant other is happy.

01:13:43.000 You should make sure yourself is happy.

01:13:45.000 That's... Both for the man and the woman. 1.00

01:13:48.000 Once you both make sure you're separately happy, you come together and make a fucking relationship.

01:13:54.000 Other than that, whatever else you guys are doing is fucking sad.

01:13:58.000 Get the fuck up and make yourself happy.

01:14:01.000 Take a jog.

01:14:02.000 Now go to Starbucks.

01:14:03.000 In a perfect world, that's a good answer.

01:14:08.000 Let's be honest here.

01:14:09.000 Does anyone really do that?

01:14:10.000 But that's their problem because we're all so, oh my god, depressed and this and that.

01:14:16.000 Everybody's a fucking pussy. 0.99

01:14:17.000 All right, listen.

01:14:18.000 I'm so sorry.

01:14:19.000 There's a lot going on right now.

01:14:20.000 Not everybody's going to come to the table 100% ready at all times.

01:14:23.000 There's a flaw in your statement right there, Missy.

01:14:27.000 That's a lie.

01:14:30.000 Women are happy when they're not being bothered by fucking men. 1.00

01:14:34.000 And most men are fucking pussies. 0.98

01:14:38.000 Why? Because they were raised by single women because they were left by fucking men who also wear pussies. 0.99

01:14:45.000 Simple! Where's your man?

01:14:46.000 My man is...

01:14:48.000 I don't have a man.

01:14:49.000 I don't want a man. 1.00

01:14:50.000 Why? Because I don't want one.

01:14:52.000 I like my life.

01:14:53.000 I like being single.

01:14:54.000 I don't want one.

01:14:56.000 I had one for seven years.

01:14:58.000 Been there, done that.

01:14:59.000 Why'd you break up?

01:15:00.000 Why? Well, because he cheated on me.

01:15:03.000 Multiple times.

01:15:04.000 No way.

01:15:05.000 Yeah, I had to sit there, go through that hurt, grow up, go through that experience, stand up and realize that shit happens.

01:15:14.000 How'd you find out?

01:15:17.000 Which time?

01:15:20.000 Which time?

01:15:21.000 The time I walked in or the time I went through his phone?

01:15:25.000 We can go down a list.

01:15:26.000 Stop, you walked in?

01:15:27.000 Oh, definitely walked in.

01:15:29.000 I don't even know what I would do.

01:15:30.000 I had to tell the bitch, do not say nothing to her because she will beat your fucking ass. 1.00

01:15:36.000 And I definitely would.

01:15:38.000 But where I am now is not how I was before.

01:15:42.000 Definitely not.

01:15:44.000 Crash out days?

01:15:45.000 Over with.

01:15:45.000 No. Wouldn't do that over in Manhattan.

01:15:47.000 Hell no.

01:15:49.000 Both of y'all looking at each other like, I'm thinking of the questions.

01:15:53.000 No, no, no, no.

01:15:54.000 I think it's way harder to please women than it is to please men.

01:15:58.000 Yeah. No.

01:16:00.000 I mean, because men are easy.

01:16:01.000 Duh. Blow on their fucking neck and a man is going to drop his drawers. 1.00

01:16:06.000 Do you want to get me some coochie?

01:16:11.000 Men are fucking easy.

01:16:13.000 What he was saying before, saying it's very difficult to please women.

01:16:15.000 That's what he's trying to say.

01:16:16.000 But with men, it's pretty easy.

01:16:17.000 No, it's not.

01:16:19.000 It's not difficult to please women either.

01:16:21.000 It's really not.

01:16:22.000 What are you talking about?

01:16:23.000 You just said earlier that women are... 1.00

01:16:24.000 I sell sex toys.

01:16:26.000 I deal with sexual health and wellness.

01:16:28.000 It's not hard.

01:16:29.000 As a man, though, pleasing women is different.

01:16:30.000 No, it's not.

01:16:30.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:16:31.000 Are you a man?

01:16:32.000 No, I'm not, but I'm bisexual, so I have to play the man role sometime.

01:16:36.000 You can't.

01:16:37.000 Oh, I most definitely can.

01:16:39.000 Wait, hold on.

01:16:39.000 I most definitely can.

01:16:41.000 The fact that you sell sex toys...

01:16:42.000 Somebody hand her a strap on right now. 1.00

01:16:45.000 You just don't know.

01:16:47.000 Mr. Una Red, when I'm talking, please...

01:16:49.000 Take the man and all.

01:16:50.000 What are you, deaf? 0.98

01:16:53.000 Jesus Christ.

01:16:54.000 It's like, that's why you're single, man.

01:16:56.000 You don't listen to people talk.

01:16:58.000 The fact that girls sell sex toys is why, you know, people can't please them. 1.00

01:17:03.000 Because they have to have sex toys, drills, you know, different dildos, different sizes, bullets. 0.95

01:17:08.000 What the fuck is a bullet?

01:17:09.000 You know, roses, butt plugs. 0.94

01:17:12.000 Yes. Girls are never happy. 1.00

01:17:14.000 That's the thing.

01:17:14.000 I don't just sell all of those.

01:17:16.000 It's a pussy, man. 1.00

01:17:17.000 Some men can actually do everything that a sex toy does.

01:17:21.000 Do you have a girlfriend?

01:17:22.000 No, I'm single as fuck.

01:17:23.000 Exactly. No, no.

01:17:26.000 That's a good thing for me.

01:17:27.000 That's not a gotcha moment for a guy.

01:17:29.000 And I don't just sell vibrators.

01:17:32.000 Fuck now.

01:17:33.000 She sells dodo's too.

01:17:34.000 So, okay, so you're so versed in this.

01:17:37.000 What's the solution for men and women for dating then? 0.99

01:17:40.000 What's the solution?

01:17:40.000 Communication. That's it?

01:17:42.000 Communication. Talk somebody through a nut.

01:17:45.000 She don't listen, bro. 0.96

01:17:46.000 Wait, so...

01:17:47.000 Both men and women.

01:17:47.000 If that's the only thing to, I guess, solve the issue, why are you single then?

01:17:51.000 Why am I single?

01:17:52.000 Because I choose to be.

01:17:53.000 I told you, I was in a relationship for seven years.

01:17:55.000 He cheated on you.

01:17:56.000 You didn't choose that.

01:17:57.000 Yeah, of course not.

01:17:58.000 Who the fuck gets...

01:17:59.000 Who the fuck gets...

01:18:00.000 Choose to get cheated on?

01:18:02.000 Hell no.

01:18:03.000 Communication, though.

01:18:04.000 Of course.

01:18:04.000 Wait, no, no.

01:18:05.000 Cheating doesn't happen without communication, right?

01:18:07.000 No, cheating happens because somebody's too damn weak enough to...

01:18:11.000 So communicate!

01:18:13.000 Communicate! With your mate!

01:18:14.000 Am I the only person that has a mouth?

01:18:17.000 A two-way street!

01:18:18.000 Communicate! Listen, like the first time you cheated on you, you should have said, nigga, why did you cheat on me? 1.00

01:18:23.000 Right? And then you could have probably helped him out there.

01:18:25.000 Instead, you probably cussed him out, said his dick was fucking small, some shit.

01:18:29.000 Fuck no!

01:18:30.000 I opened my bedroom up to a third person.

01:18:32.000 That's how I got started with threesomes. 1.00

01:18:34.000 Exactly. Clock it.

01:18:37.000 Wayne! Clock it.

01:18:38.000 I did that shit too.

01:18:40.000 You tried to open your bedroom.

01:18:41.000 I tried to.

01:18:43.000 Hold on ladies. 1.00

01:18:43.000 You know what Wayne did? 1.00

01:18:44.000 He communicated with us.

01:18:46.000 50 subs on Rumble.

01:18:47.000 What's up to you, Wayne?

01:18:49.000 We're going to do a Rumble marathon in May, right?

01:18:53.000 Probably. Wayne, do another 50 more.

01:18:55.000 Thank you, Wayne.

01:18:57.000 I guess the question is...

01:18:59.000 Why do you think your man cheated on you in the first place? 1.00

01:19:00.000 Why do I think?

01:19:02.000 I don't have an idea of why he cheated.

01:19:04.000 He cheated because he's a fucking idiot.

01:19:05.000 You should've asked him.

01:19:06.000 Fuck no.

01:19:07.000 If there was a reason why...

01:19:10.000 There is not a reason why.

01:19:14.000 There's no reason why.

01:19:15.000 So you did it because he wanted to do it?

01:19:17.000 Of course.

01:19:17.000 Why the fuck would you fuck somebody just because?

01:19:20.000 That'll be a reason.

01:19:21.000 Are you a man?

01:19:21.000 No. I can be a man.

01:19:23.000 I can think like a man.

01:19:25.000 Hello. The point I'm trying to make here is that we think differently than you do.

01:19:29.000 Not really.

01:19:31.000 Some women can think just like men. 0.99

01:19:33.000 Is that normal?

01:19:34.000 Be honest.

01:19:34.000 Yeah. That's not normal.

01:19:36.000 Oh, hell yeah.

01:19:37.000 It is normal to put yourself in somebody else's shoes.

01:19:42.000 Put a strap on and call me a man.

01:19:47.000 We can't reason because communication is probably hard.

01:19:50.000 I don't know.

01:19:51.000 We can't communicate like this, man.

01:19:53.000 I think that men sleep with anybody just to sleep with them. 1.00

01:19:57.000 It's really not any feelings to it, but women sleep with feelings behind it sometimes. 1.00

01:20:02.000 And not all the time am I saying that they do, but most of the time they do.

01:20:07.000 So it's different.

01:20:10.000 It depends.

01:20:11.000 So would you argue that a lot of men are going to cheat anyway?

01:20:14.000 Yes. Of course.

01:20:16.000 I feel like almost every man cheats.

01:20:18.000 Men were put here to produce and just... 0.98

01:20:20.000 There's certain...

01:20:20.000 There's like really rare people that you can finally like.

01:20:24.000 So being her friends, what do you want to tell her?

01:20:26.000 Listen, girl, why trade up this man?

01:20:28.000 I'd be telling her.

01:20:29.000 I'd be telling both of them.

01:20:30.000 They just don't be listening.

01:20:32.000 So you do tell her?

01:20:34.000 I'd be telling her, yeah.

01:20:34.000 Communication. She's telling you.

01:20:35.000 So then why the fuck are you so single then?

01:20:38.000 Because she chose to be.

01:20:39.000 Of course.

01:20:40.000 I mean, the one in the gray.

01:20:41.000 I've been telling her, but you're so single.

01:20:43.000 I had a really, really bad relationship where I almost lost my life almost, so just kind of traumatized in a sense.

01:20:54.000 I mean, she's alive, man.

01:20:55.000 That's right.

01:20:57.000 Well, I'm glad you're okay, because that's fucked up, Chris.

01:21:00.000 Wait, what?

01:21:01.000 Chris, I didn't hit her?

01:21:02.000 What the fuck?

01:21:03.000 No. I've only had my son's father and then my ex.

01:21:07.000 I only had two boyfriends.

01:21:08.000 So it's just like I don't like to just date everybody.

01:21:11.000 Dating is like more like serious like I'm dating to marry.

01:21:13.000 So just fucking...

01:21:14.000 No. If I date a guy like I in the back of my head I do intend on marrying you.

01:21:20.000 Okay. So again I would have been married to either one of them but...

01:21:24.000 Oh so you chose wrong.

01:21:25.000 So you chose a beater.

01:21:26.000 Yeah. I don't know at the moment.

01:21:29.000 Not all girls know that a man's gonna be abusive right away in the beginning.

01:21:32.000 They don't.

01:21:33.000 It's red flags, bro.

01:21:34.000 It happens once and then you go back and then it happens again.

01:21:36.000 Well, either way, I'm glad you're okay now and you survived the beating.

01:21:40.000 Daddy issues.

01:21:41.000 So, again, your solution is communication for everything to work perfectly.

01:21:47.000 All right, cool.

01:21:49.000 We'll come back to that.

01:21:52.000 All right.

01:21:53.000 I think Maren had said something to the girls.

01:21:55.000 No. No, you're good?

01:21:56.000 No. What is this?

01:22:00.000 This item that someone had at Castle Club?

01:22:02.000 What is this?

01:22:04.000 It's bitch repellent. 1.00

01:22:05.000 All in one formula.

01:22:09.000 Eradicates... What's that?

01:22:11.000 Eradicates what?

01:22:12.000 They should have made it in the size of bear spray.

01:22:16.000 Okay. What's the next chat, bro?

01:22:18.000 Video. Oh, the video?

01:22:20.000 Okay, cool.

01:22:21.000 Ladies, I'm sure you guys have seen this video.

01:22:23.000 It's been going viral all over the place.

01:22:25.000 Morning routine.

01:22:28.000 I want to see what you guys...

01:22:29.000 Have you guys seen this video?

01:22:30.000 Who's seen this?

01:22:30.000 All of you have seen it?

01:22:32.000 I've never seen it.

01:22:34.000 We're gonna play it and we'll play it one time through.

01:22:36.000 No interruptions and I want to get your ladies thoughts on it, right? 1.00

01:22:40.000 all right let's go ahead Can I get some water real quick?

01:23:02.000 Isn't that where he squatted like that?

01:23:05.000 So we're going to be serious about the Lord's business.

01:23:08.000 So we're going to be able to do this.

01:23:38.000 So we're going to be able to do this.

01:23:57.000 So looking at it, bro, we got to go ahead and get in at least 10,000.

01:23:59.000 10,000.

01:24:05.000 Thank you.

01:24:07.000 That breakfast is pretty fired.

01:24:09.000 That bacon looks good.

01:24:11.000 Alright, so ladies, at first, first thought, what are your thoughts on that video at first?

01:24:17.000 Masculine or sus?

01:24:18.000 Where was his tooth in?

01:24:20.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:24:21.000 We'll start here.

01:24:24.000 Sus. Because you're not really doing all that for a man to see.

01:24:28.000 Wait. That was backwards.

01:24:30.000 You mean for a woman to see? 0.99

01:24:31.000 Sorry. Yes, but I don't know.

01:24:35.000 It's like a lot of effort.

01:24:37.000 Okay. I guess, but sus though. 0.99

01:24:39.000 So again, this is his morning routine every morning.

01:24:41.000 Pretty much.

01:24:43.000 Kind of sus.

01:24:44.000 Would you look at it as masculine or not masculine?

01:24:48.000 I'm just saying sus.

01:24:49.000 Not really too.

01:24:50.000 A masculine man is not doing all that effort.

01:24:52.000 Women will do that shit. 1.00

01:24:54.000 Okay. A man is gonna just literally wake up, take a shower, go crack an egg or two, eat, go. 1.00

01:24:59.000 What about you?

01:25:01.000 I think he's definitely not doing that every morning.

01:25:03.000 First of all, there was no toothpaste on his toothbrush.

01:25:06.000 If you guys didn't fucking notice.

01:25:09.000 And not only was there not toothpaste on a toothbrush.

01:25:12.000 Why the fuck did it take him from 4.30am all the way to fucking 8.20 in the morning to even get outside of his door? 0.93

01:25:19.000 Like, come on!

01:25:21.000 I mean, actually, there is toothpaste on this toothbrush.

01:25:24.000 There wasn't.

01:25:25.000 Did you slow-mo it?

01:25:26.000 When he jumped in the pool, it went from 842 to 844.

01:25:29.000 Literally. I mean, show him those.

01:25:32.000 Bro, it wasn't there.

01:25:34.000 It was not there.

01:25:36.000 That was not enough to clean his teeth.

01:25:38.000 No, it wasn't there.

01:25:42.000 What are you doing, bro?

01:25:44.000 It wasn't there.

01:25:45.000 Fucking After Effects.

01:25:46.000 Bro, it's not there.

01:25:48.000 I swear to God, it's not there.

01:25:49.000 It's blue.

01:25:50.000 Oh, it's barely there.

01:25:51.000 You're right.

01:25:51.000 Oh, yeah.

01:25:52.000 Okay, he put a T-sized pot on his fucking thing.

01:25:57.000 So, now you're judging how much toothpaste he put in his mouth?

01:25:59.000 Yes, because that did not clean his whole mouth.

01:26:01.000 No, she was big as fuck. 1.00

01:26:03.000 Okay. I mean, goddamn, you can't please him.

01:26:06.000 Thank you for your input.

01:26:07.000 What about you?

01:26:08.000 I'll say it's normal, masculine. 0.98

01:26:10.000 The timing was a little weird, but...

01:26:12.000 Is it sus or masculine in your eyes?

01:26:16.000 Sus. Yeah, yeah.

01:26:17.000 Sus? Sus as fuck. 1.00

01:26:19.000 He does not do that every morning.

01:26:21.000 He's lying still.

01:26:22.000 Okay, so you think it's a lie.

01:26:23.000 Let's assume he does that every morning.

01:26:25.000 Sus or masculine behavior, in your opinion?

01:26:28.000 Still sus as fuck. 1.00

01:26:29.000 Because why do you do that?

01:26:31.000 You're crazy.

01:26:32.000 You gotta be psychotic to do that every morning.

01:26:35.000 What about you?

01:26:36.000 What are your thoughts?

01:26:38.000 Masculine. Like I said, the timing was a little weird, but I feel like that's normal.

01:26:42.000 He didn't wash his face and go to detail, detail.

01:26:44.000 He just dumped his shit in ice.

01:26:48.000 Alright. What about you?

01:26:50.000 Sus or...

01:26:52.000 I'm with it.

01:26:53.000 You know what?

01:26:53.000 I'm all for men taking care of themselves.

01:26:56.000 I think some of this was embellished.

01:26:58.000 I think it's like the unwrapping trend.

01:27:00.000 If you guys seen like the women that unwrapped the whole thing, I think that's what he tried to do here.

01:27:04.000 When you say unwrap, what do you mean specifically?

01:27:07.000 There's bitches who go to bed, bro, with like eight different face masks on and they make a video where they take it out, they take their mouth, they have Invisalign with teeth whitening in, they have like rollers in their hair. 1.00

01:27:16.000 It's like a 10-step thing to get out of going to bed.

01:27:18.000 I think that's what this is based on.

01:27:20.000 Okay. Get ready with me.

01:27:21.000 But you know what?

01:27:22.000 If a person, if a man wants to do this, please do this.

01:27:25.000 Like, be clean.

01:27:26.000 Don't be dirty.

01:27:27.000 Wash your hair.

01:27:28.000 Wash your face. 0.99

01:27:30.000 Brush your hair.

01:27:31.000 Brush your teeth.

01:27:32.000 Do all that shit.

01:27:33.000 Clean your room.

01:27:34.000 Okay. Wash that. 0.78

01:27:35.000 All that shit.

01:27:36.000 Do that shit.

01:27:37.000 That's good.

01:27:37.000 All right, so you think this was a play on that?

01:27:39.000 What part of this do you think is embellished?

01:27:41.000 Nobody waking up at 3.36 in the morning.

01:27:44.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:27:46.000 Do you wake up that early?

01:27:47.000 I don't know anybody that wakes up that early.

01:27:48.000 I don't know a single person.

01:27:50.000 I know a lot of people.

01:27:52.000 Except for my grandma.

01:27:54.000 All the people you know are potheads, so they're not really...

01:27:58.000 No, not everybody I know smokes.

01:28:00.000 I know the whole Ozempic crew, too.

01:28:02.000 Don't play.

01:28:03.000 The who?

01:28:04.000 The Ozempic crew.

01:28:04.000 That doesn't help the case at all.

01:28:06.000 I used to live next to Lifetime Gym on 42nd.

01:28:12.000 I went there after the club.

01:28:13.000 Nobody was there at 3.57 a.m., bro.

01:28:16.000 Okay. This looks like a lifetime Jim in the video.

01:28:22.000 Alright. Alright, so you just think that he's not doing this every day.

01:28:25.000 Alright. That's Cap.

01:28:26.000 Do you think it's sus then?

01:28:28.000 No, I don't think it's sus.

01:28:29.000 I'm all for it.

01:28:30.000 Alright. What about you?

01:28:32.000 Can I say half and half?

01:28:34.000 Okay, give us why half on one side, half the other side.

01:28:37.000 Because it's masculine if you wake up that early in the morning and do all those... 0.79

01:28:42.000 Morning regiments, but it's sus as fuck if you're jumping in the pool like that and then setting up a tripod at each and every fucking corner.

01:28:51.000 I do not give a shit.

01:28:53.000 It's three o'clock in the morning, bitch. 1.00

01:28:54.000 I'm asleep.

01:28:55.000 Look at that.

01:28:56.000 6.30 6 a.m. and you set up a tripod across from the pool just to jump in.

01:29:03.000 Look at that.

01:29:05.000 Fuck the form.

01:29:06.000 What are you doing at 7.30 6 and then 7.40?

01:29:11.000 It took him four minutes to jump into the floor.

01:29:14.000 Thank you.

01:29:15.000 Like, what are you doing for four minutes?

01:29:17.000 I don't think he knew that it was going to go this viral.

01:29:19.000 No. All right.

01:29:21.000 Who would have known?

01:29:23.000 Where did the assistant go from?

01:29:25.000 It's not the behavior that's sus.

01:29:27.000 You're saying it's sus that he recorded it.

01:29:28.000 No, it's sus that you're sitting there setting up a tripod.

01:29:34.000 No, no, recording it is different.

01:29:37.000 Yeah, I'm gonna record me jumping in the pool at 7 in the morning.

01:29:40.000 Cool. But you're setting up a tripod to record you.

01:29:43.000 Alright, so the way he recorded it.

01:29:44.000 Yes. But if he had to like sell it, I'd be like, I'm jumping in!

01:29:46.000 That would've been different.

01:29:47.000 I'd have been like, eh.

01:29:49.000 I'll just lie.

01:29:50.000 I'll just lie.

01:29:51.000 So it's not as sus for you.

01:29:53.000 You just don't like setting up tripods in random places for a video like this.

01:29:56.000 I just don't like the fucking way he did it now.

01:29:58.000 It took him four minutes to hop into it.

01:29:59.000 Fucking four minutes.

01:30:00.000 Alright. What about you?

01:30:01.000 What are your thoughts?

01:30:01.000 Salsa or masculine behavior?

01:30:03.000 I think it's just a little sus for my preference.

01:30:07.000 But I think I really do appreciate anyone who takes the time to take care of themselves, wake up, do what they need to do.

01:30:14.000 Yeah, but for men though.

01:30:15.000 Not for women. 1.00

01:30:16.000 Yeah, even him.

01:30:17.000 I mean, he's waking up early.

01:30:19.000 I mean, he has to set up the tripod to make his money, you know, on the media.

01:30:24.000 Alright. First, what are your thoughts?

01:30:27.000 Yeah, so first when I saw the video, I was like, okay, you know, morning routine.

01:30:32.000 He's a guy doing his thing.

01:30:33.000 No, hey, you know, that's his routine.

01:30:36.000 If it is really his routine, props to him.

01:30:39.000 However, people looked at it in detail and in scale and at length, and they found so many issues.

01:30:45.000 And I said, all right, let me look at it again.

01:30:47.000 All right, I see what they're saying.

01:30:48.000 Maybe a little bit cringe, maybe a little bit too much going on here.

01:30:51.000 But then I was like, who's seeing these comments on Twitter and on Instagram?

01:30:57.000 And I look at the comments and avatars.

01:30:59.000 Is niggas that are out of shape? 1.00

01:31:01.000 Ain't doing shit.

01:31:02.000 I have no life outside of like, Paul just comes in, oh, these niggas. 1.00

01:31:05.000 So, I'm like, these niggas are just lazy saying this bullshit about this guy. 1.00

01:31:09.000 And then thirdly, I've seen him in Miami before.

01:31:13.000 He's always in the gym, always on his business mindset.

01:31:16.000 So, he's a bit shorter, but I can tell he's dedicated to what he's doing.

01:31:21.000 So, I see this video and I see a guy that's dedicated to his work ethic and his work.

01:31:25.000 He's obviously married to his girl and doing his thing.

01:31:28.000 So, I can't hate on the dude.

01:31:29.000 But, Is it overdue?

01:31:33.000 Probably. But it works for him if it works.

01:31:36.000 So, I'm not a dude at all.

01:31:39.000 So we got another video.

01:31:41.000 Because you guys thought it's just only beginning.

01:31:44.000 This shit has been like a...

01:31:46.000 So we got another one here.

01:31:47.000 By the way, let's go ahead and roll the tape.

01:31:49.000 What the fuck is that?

01:31:53.000 I'm just gonna say that.

01:31:55.000 I don't even use that.

01:31:56.000 What the fuck is that?

01:31:57.000 I don't even use that.

01:31:58.000 What the fuck is that?

01:32:00.000 I don't know what the fuck is that.

01:32:03.000 Ladies, ladies, so I'm gonna, we're just gonna, as usual, we're gonna play it again.

01:32:07.000 Without, you know, just watch it one full time through and then we can watch it again with commentary if you want.

01:32:11.000 Bills, can you make us bigger on the bottom left corner?

01:32:13.000 Yeah, bigger?

01:32:13.000 Yeah, bigger.

01:32:14.000 And then let's roll the clip here.

01:32:16.000 Oh, so this is content, so.

01:32:18.000 That's wild.

01:32:19.000 Oh my god.

01:32:20.000 That's fucking wild.

01:32:21.000 So here's another one.

01:32:25.000 This nigga, bro. 1.00

01:32:26.000 There's a pyro-angel run.

01:32:28.000 *laughter*

01:32:44.000 I like that.

01:32:45.000 I like that.

01:32:49.000 Eating healthy doesn't have to be boring.

01:33:20.000 Let's go!

01:33:21.000 Oh my god.

01:33:26.000 And I'm going to stick with what I said.

01:33:28.000 We'll start here and then work our way.

01:33:30.000 Sus or masculine ladies? 0.99

01:33:31.000 What do you guys think?

01:33:32.000 And I think this dude has another one.

01:33:33.000 He has another one?

01:33:35.000 Please don't play it.

01:33:36.000 You know what?

01:33:37.000 What? Please don't play it.

01:33:40.000 I'll pop it.

01:33:41.000 You'll find it?

01:33:42.000 Thanks, Bills.

01:33:43.000 Thoughts? Sus or masculine behavior?

01:33:45.000 This one was definitely sus. 0.97

01:33:47.000 Why was this one sus compared to the other ones?

01:33:48.000 One, I don't know if that was his assistant or his wife, but one, he woke up in his bed by himself all over the bed.

01:33:56.000 Just too much detail into that.

01:33:57.000 The face mask at the beginning.

01:34:00.000 Okay. Too much?

01:34:00.000 Girls barely even do that.

01:34:02.000 Yeah. Okay.

01:34:03.000 What about you?

01:34:04.000 I think it's masculine. 0.51

01:34:06.000 I love the fact that he's got his girl doing everything for him.

01:34:09.000 But he lost me when he put that goddamn pink sweater on.

01:34:13.000 Yeah, he lost me right there.

01:34:14.000 He lost me with the whole twirling of the fucking golf club.

01:34:18.000 You think he was less suss than the other guy? 0.99

01:34:21.000 Because there was a woman involved? 0.92

01:34:23.000 He's less suss than the other guy because I know for a fact he's taking care of his woman.

01:34:28.000 Okay. She wouldn't be doing that shit unless she's getting taken care of. 1.00

01:34:32.000 Shit, I wouldn't be doing that shit unless I'm getting taken care of.

01:34:34.000 Interesting. That's very interesting that that was your conclusion.

01:34:37.000 Okay. All right.

01:34:38.000 You get what I'm saying?

01:34:39.000 No. I was about to say bitch. 0.99

01:34:42.000 Sorry. Okay.

01:34:43.000 No, you're fine.

01:34:44.000 That's very...

01:34:45.000 That's a good...

01:34:46.000 I'll give a comment on that in a second.

01:34:48.000 All right.

01:34:49.000 What about you?

01:34:49.000 Less suss or more suss than what you just saw?

01:34:51.000 What are your thoughts?

01:34:55.000 Honestly, you know, it was a little bit more sus.

01:34:58.000 Where did this woman who bowed to him, where did this woman who bowed to him come from?

01:35:03.000 Like, why is she there?

01:35:05.000 That was a little bit suspicious to me.

01:35:06.000 Why is she bowing to him while he's sleeping?

01:35:09.000 You know, like, what's going on with that?

01:35:10.000 Okay, so you thought that was just weird.

01:35:12.000 That was weird.

01:35:12.000 Okay, anything else?

01:35:13.000 He dressed weird, too.

01:35:15.000 Okay, when you say weird, why is it weird specifically?

01:35:18.000 His pants had like a V-cut like you would see on the Lululemon leggings that are meant to make you look more like Snatched.

01:35:25.000 Okay. Which is more of something you would not see a man wearing.

01:35:29.000 Gotcha. Typically.

01:35:30.000 Okay. Alright.

01:35:31.000 What about you?

01:35:32.000 What are your thoughts on that?

01:35:33.000 I fucked with it.

01:35:33.000 It looked like he was living his best life.

01:35:36.000 Okay. Do you think more or less sus than what you just saw?

01:35:40.000 Less sus.

01:35:41.000 Why less sus?

01:35:43.000 Because it was less cringy, I'm not gonna lie, and he was eating good, and his girl was helping him out.

01:35:48.000 Interesting. Okay.

01:35:50.000 What about you?

01:35:50.000 What are your thoughts?

01:35:51.000 Sus? Not sus?

01:35:53.000 I think that shit was less sus than what I just saw previously.

01:35:56.000 Okay, it was less sus in your opinion.

01:35:58.000 Okay. Yeah.

01:35:59.000 Alright. I think green beans on that plate looked fire.

01:36:01.000 I'm not gonna lie.

01:36:03.000 Why do you think it was...

01:36:04.000 So, what made it less sus for you on this one?

01:36:06.000 Healthy. Because he wasn't just doing random stupid shit, and he wasn't...

01:36:11.000 Like, jumping into a pool at 7.30 in the morning.

01:36:14.000 Like, who does that?

01:36:15.000 Okay. What about you?

01:36:18.000 I didn't even realize that it was two different people until you guys said something.

01:36:22.000 But I think it's more...

01:36:24.000 One has braids, one has actually a low cut.

01:36:26.000 I'm not gonna lie, I didn't know it was two different people either.

01:36:30.000 Are you saying all black people look the same?

01:36:32.000 No, I think he changed his hair.

01:36:33.000 Oh my god, next.

01:36:34.000 Oh, okay.

01:36:35.000 Knowing there's three black people at the same time.

01:36:38.000 More or less us than the last one.

01:36:40.000 I think it's more sus.

01:36:41.000 More sus, okay.

01:36:42.000 I think he looks like he's from Atlanta.

01:36:44.000 Like he just gave.

01:36:46.000 Okay, why do you think he's more sus?

01:36:48.000 That pink sweater.

01:36:49.000 The pink sweater?

01:36:50.000 Yeah. You know, I'll be honest with you guys.

01:36:52.000 I would argue the second one was more sus, but since there was a woman in it serving him, it made it less sus for some of you guys, which was interesting that I know that the women took that away.

01:36:59.000 Yeah. And then also, she immediately said, hey, it's less sus because the woman is clearly taking care of him and doing all this because he's paying for all that shit. 1.00

01:37:07.000 So I thought that was interesting that she made that observation.

01:37:09.000 See how the guy immediately becomes less gay? 0.91

01:37:12.000 Even though he was wearing a pink sweater.

01:37:14.000 I would argue this was far more feminine than the last one.

01:37:17.000 But it's because he had a woman in it taking care of him that it came off less feminine.

01:37:20.000 There was a woman in the first video too. 1.00

01:37:22.000 But she was barely seen.

01:37:24.000 That one had more of a maid type vibe for this one. 1.00

01:37:28.000 Because it's very obvious that this is an intimate relationship.

01:37:31.000 Also, I got a bonus.

01:37:34.000 You wanna respond to this first, or I got a bonus one?

01:37:36.000 I was gonna play the third one, and then we can play the bonus one.

01:37:38.000 Alright. I know which one is the bonus one.

01:37:40.000 Alright, now, very interesting.

01:37:42.000 Let's go ahead and play the other one.

01:37:43.000 Bill, did you find it?

01:37:44.000 He made one today.

01:37:46.000 Another one?

01:37:46.000 Oh, man.

01:37:48.000 Alright, this nigga made another one today. 1.00

01:37:49.000 Alright, we can play it.

01:37:50.000 I've never seen this one, so we can...

01:37:51.000 Talk about farming on content.

01:37:53.000 This nigga's not playing. 1.00

01:37:54.000 Yeah, well...

01:37:55.000 Guys, like the video, man.

01:37:56.000 We got five people in here, only a thousand likes.

01:37:59.000 Yeah, let's see.

01:37:59.000 16,000 on this is in here.

01:38:01.000 Alright, let's go ahead.

01:38:04.000 This is...

01:38:05.000 Wait.

01:38:08.000 Thank you.

01:38:10.000 *Sexy noises* *Sexy noises* oh oh oh oh *crash* 1.00

01:38:30.000 *car on guardfactives* *car on guard Cyril*

01:38:47.000 That I do dig...

01:38:50.000 Bro.

01:38:52.000 This trend is the worst.

01:38:54.000 Myron, honestly, bro, you should do one, bro.

01:38:57.000 Nah, man.

01:38:58.000 For the culture, for the culture, bro.

01:38:59.000 Myron, you don't have a morning routine similar like this?

01:39:01.000 I don't.

01:39:02.000 I'm awake in the morning.

01:39:04.000 That's a routine.

01:39:06.000 X-Space, stream.

01:39:07.000 Or like when you get me banned.

01:39:10.000 Oh, yeah.

01:39:11.000 When I read my book, I read that one.

01:39:13.000 Oh, by the way, I have an actual routine posted on my ex, if you guys want to check it out.

01:39:18.000 It's my modern routine.

01:39:19.000 No, no, no, we're going to pull it up right now.

01:39:21.000 But ladies, what are your thoughts on that one? 0.99

01:39:23.000 Sus. It's the way that he shook the bottle.

01:39:25.000 He had them lemon pepper steppers on.

01:39:28.000 He started the video off dressed in baby wool.

01:39:35.000 Like, yo, there's no fucking way.

01:39:37.000 I really think it's him promoting the water.

01:39:39.000 Like, he's, like, promoting the water.

01:39:41.000 That fucking big-ass bottle of water, bitch. 1.00

01:39:43.000 Drink tap water.

01:39:44.000 You're renting it out.

01:39:45.000 He didn't want the ESOS shit.

01:39:47.000 He wanted the fucking glass blue bottle of water.

01:39:49.000 He wanted to be special.

01:39:51.000 Yeah. No, I haven't done an endorsement deal.

01:39:53.000 Yeah, probably, man.

01:39:54.000 Yeah, there's women in that video doing it for him, but he was sus with the baby oil. 0.99

01:39:59.000 There was baby oil in it?

01:40:01.000 He was...

01:40:02.000 If they pull up a picture of, like, the...

01:40:04.000 Bro, what's up with, like, these...

01:40:05.000 The thumbnails, bro.

01:40:07.000 These two niggas have this crazy Metro vibe. 1.00

01:40:09.000 Because these guys are both, like, probably...

01:40:11.000 You could tell they're, like, five, six.

01:40:12.000 I'm telling you, this is a trend because they see the views and they want to do the same thing, but they're all short and in shape.

01:40:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:40:19.000 Look, you know, you guys know me, man.

01:40:22.000 I'm real big on taking care of yourself, not being a slob and stuff like that. 0.99

01:40:25.000 But, you know, at some point, you don't want it to be a point of diminishing returns where you're spending a ridiculous amount of time dunking your face in fucking ice-cold water or...

01:40:35.000 Not even from the top.

01:40:36.000 It's from a bottle.

01:40:41.000 So this is my morning routine, ladies.

01:40:44.000 Let me know what you think.

01:40:45.000 Keep it real.

01:40:46.000 It's all good.

01:40:47.000 Is it really for you?

01:40:52.000 That's fucking 7 o'clock.

01:40:57.000 I get it.

01:40:58.000 Maybe I got fresh updates.

01:41:00.000 Let's go.

01:41:04.000 I think you could.

01:41:06.000 That's for it.

01:41:07.000 No, no.

01:41:08.000 A little bit.

01:41:10.000 Oh, no music?

01:41:10.000 No, copyright.

01:41:11.000 Copyright, copyright, copyright.

01:41:12.000 Oh. Bro, don't matter.

01:41:14.000 We demonetized.

01:41:15.000 They can play that shit.

01:41:15.000 Don't matter this song.

01:41:16.000 You know what?

01:41:17.000 What a fucking dog is that?

01:41:25.000 I was in the air trying to catch a vibe while they're on the street now.

01:41:32.000 Fuck the ball.

01:41:32.000 Hey, she's out of my face.

01:41:34.000 I know killers all in the hate.

01:41:37.000 Do what I say Jose says my boss, we wanna come by, but this not the place I'm an alien out there in Mali, I see stars, I see space He want my sweat, I got the whole world on six, it's you too late I gotta turn me in the flow, everybody on the way Do it all in one day Hey, I don't sleep, I don't sleep bro One hour of sleep, okay He did that shit all in his face

01:42:00.000 W man, okay You did that.

01:42:11.000 Congratulations. Thank you.

01:42:12.000 Thank you.

01:42:12.000 Very masculine.

01:42:12.000 Yes, sir.

01:42:15.000 Who's holding your camera?

01:42:17.000 I'll take it.

01:42:18.000 And you?

01:42:19.000 WSF. Okay, ladies. 1.00

01:42:21.000 Now, I got a bonus for you.

01:42:23.000 This is from the heart, okay?

01:42:25.000 Yo, play the clip.

01:42:26.000 All right.

01:42:27.000 From the heart.

01:42:28.000 Hey, yo, shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:42:30.000 It's fat niggas season. 1.00

01:42:32.000 Look at these fly-ass fat niggas. 1.00

01:42:35.000 I love my fat niggas.

01:42:37.000 They eat big and earn big.

01:42:39.000 Yup, these big boys are crypto-millionaires.

01:42:41.000 And they're really living that lavish lifestyle.

01:42:44.000 It's fat niggas season. 1.00

01:42:50.000 Skinny boys give me the itch. 1.00

01:42:52.000 I need a fat nigga. 1.00

01:42:53.000 Fat nigga season is upon us. 1.00

01:42:57.000 Are you Bridget?

01:42:58.000 It's fat.

01:42:59.000 Yeah, she's a good dude.

01:43:00.000 Yeah. Yeah.

01:43:02.000 Come on, it's a part two.

01:43:04.000 Yeah. Part two.

01:43:05.000 No, it's part two.

01:43:07.000 Yes, sir.

01:43:07.000 Bonus fat nigga.

01:43:08.000 Yes, I could get behind this one.

01:43:09.000 Yeah. Yeah.

01:43:10.000 Yeah. Yeah.

01:43:10.000 Yeah. Fat nigga cooked a millionaire.

01:43:14.000 He wakes up to his white bitch serving him two black coffees. 1.00

01:43:18.000 He loves his submissive Russian snow bunny. 0.86

01:43:21.000 She knows when to shut the fuck up. 1.00

01:43:24.000 And he can watch white people's shows with her like Severus.

01:43:27.000 Alright, now it's time to lock in.

01:43:30.000 He trades meme coins with his fat nigga alpha group. 1.00

01:43:34.000 They scan for that daily runner.

01:43:36.000 They found 100X.

01:43:38.000 Let's fucking go!

01:43:39.000 After trading the niggas get together for breakfast. 1.00

01:43:41.000 They discuss future business plans.

01:43:43.000 Always plotting.

01:43:45.000 Building. The niggas decide they deserve a little vacation. 1.00

01:43:48.000 A spontaneous trip to Vegas with the snow bunnies.

01:43:52.000 They arrive at the Ariel Hotel and are given the penthouse suite.

01:43:55.000 Fully comped, of course.

01:43:57.000 Yeah, these niggas are high rollers. 1.00

01:43:59.000 Gambling in the private rooms.

01:44:01.000 A million dollars per hand.

01:44:02.000 Yeah, these niggas know how to count cards. 1.00

01:44:04.000 They cash out 18 million.

01:44:06.000 They getting hungry so they celebrate with some fine dining.

01:44:10.000 After a lavish meal, it's time to hit the club and get turned.

01:44:13.000 Yeah, these niggas really be living that rich nigga lifestyle. 1.00

01:44:16.000 Drop a comment once you want to see the fat niggas do it Yo, shut the fuck up It's fat niggas easy It's fat niggas easy, you wanna hug? 1.00

01:44:26.000 I mean, hold on, that's true Give us your critique, bro You wanna hug?

01:44:29.000 They're not lying You know how I feel about that Ladies, would you wanna be there with them niggas? 1.00

01:44:36.000 I don't like guys good The food look good, like the food look good The food, I sell cars I only like a fat nigga during the winter Marby reporting 1.00

01:44:59.000 the profile Yeah, so ladies, so what do you mean for to say do these guys spend more time like Getting ready?

01:45:15.000 Getting ready a show like that than you guys do?

01:45:17.000 Start hearing them work away.

01:45:18.000 Are we talking about the first two guys?

01:45:21.000 First two guys.

01:45:21.000 Yeah. Okay.

01:45:23.000 Yeah. They do?

01:45:24.000 In the morning.

01:45:24.000 What about you?

01:45:27.000 Yes, the first one, definitely.

01:45:28.000 I don't jump in the pool.

01:45:30.000 Fuck no.

01:45:31.000 Alright, what about you?

01:45:32.000 It depends.

01:45:33.000 If I'm doing like an everything morning routine, like it's gonna take all day, to be honest.

01:45:38.000 It's gonna take all day.

01:45:40.000 Like if I gotta go get my eyelashes done, that's like a half a day right there just to get ready.

01:45:44.000 If I'm gonna get my nails done, that's another half a day.

01:45:46.000 Jesus Christ.

01:45:47.000 And then it's the night time, and I still gotta do my hair.

01:45:50.000 So it takes you 12 hours to get your...

01:45:52.000 I shit you not, I spent once 15 hours between two days in a salon for my hair.

01:45:56.000 So, I don't know what else.

01:45:58.000 What? Yo, I had to go back the next day.

01:46:00.000 Like, the first day they took out the hair extensions.

01:46:02.000 Wait, what's your natural hair color?

01:46:04.000 It's like this.

01:46:05.000 Brunette. I did like a whole extension to the first day they took it out, right?

01:46:08.000 And then they re-dyed the hair and then the next day I had to come back, did a keratin straightening.

01:46:13.000 They put in the new extensions, but the whole process was like so long I had to leave in between.

01:46:18.000 Some nigga said to Chan, you're still ugly.

01:46:21.000 Damn. She's gorgeous. 0.99

01:46:23.000 Y'all some haters.

01:46:24.000 Don't mind him.

01:46:25.000 Don't mind him.

01:46:26.000 I mean...

01:46:27.000 What the fuck, bro?

01:46:28.000 What's wrong with you?

01:46:29.000 Alright, what about you?

01:46:31.000 Do they take longer than you to get dressed?

01:46:34.000 As like a daily routine?

01:46:35.000 Yeah, or longer than you to get ready, I guess.

01:46:37.000 Yeah, it takes me like two hours.

01:46:41.000 Alright, wait.

01:46:42.000 I don't think they took two hours, but like, I mean, do you think they're...

01:46:45.000 Took like four.

01:46:46.000 Yeah. Yeah, 3am.

01:46:47.000 Remember, it's not just them getting ready.

01:46:49.000 It's like them doing all the other shit, too.

01:46:52.000 Same shit.

01:46:53.000 Me getting ready will probably take like an hour.

01:46:54.000 Alright, what about you?

01:46:55.000 What are your thoughts?

01:46:56.000 They definitely take longer than me, yeah.

01:46:58.000 What about you?

01:47:01.000 Oh, um, no.

01:47:03.000 Like, they take longer.

01:47:05.000 They take longer?

01:47:06.000 Yeah. Is it a turnoff to be with a guy that is, um, I guess that into his personal appearance?

01:47:12.000 Yes. Because you're very much like into yourself and like that point, like later on in the relationship, like you're just too worried about.

01:47:18.000 Your looks, yourself, now you just think that you're just better in that.

01:47:21.000 Like, how people say, like, guys want to be the new girls these days.

01:47:25.000 Like, they want to be the bad bitch, basically. 1.00

01:47:27.000 So it's like, you know what?

01:47:28.000 Okay. You be the woman then, you know?

01:47:30.000 Okay. What about you?

01:47:32.000 What are your thoughts on that?

01:47:33.000 Does it turn off when you get with a guy like that?

01:47:35.000 That's down into their looks?

01:47:36.000 Obviously, these guys, you know, they're taking care of themselves.

01:47:38.000 Good skin.

01:47:39.000 They're going to the gym.

01:47:40.000 They're eating healthy and shit like that.

01:47:41.000 Dudes are dunking their face in fucking ice water to prevent aging.

01:47:44.000 You think it's good or excessive?

01:47:46.000 I mean, like, I wouldn't say, like, there's anything wrong with it.

01:47:50.000 It's just like...

01:47:51.000 Not you?

01:47:52.000 I mean, I don't have a problem with it.

01:47:54.000 Okay, so you wouldn't...

01:47:56.000 So you don't find something like that unattractive then?

01:47:59.000 No. You date a guy like that?

01:48:01.000 Not necessarily, but he's like, he's fine.

01:48:06.000 I mean, I would take him seriously, yeah, because he takes care of himself and he looks like he takes care of everything.

01:48:18.000 Yeah, I never said I wouldn't.

01:48:22.000 Not necessarily, but I wouldn't not do it.

01:48:29.000 You can't stand on nothing, bro.

01:48:31.000 Ask no questions, bro.

01:48:33.000 Alright, what about you?

01:48:33.000 What are your thoughts?

01:48:34.000 Would you get with a guy like that to Metro or fine?

01:48:39.000 I mean, I like a man that takes care of himself.

01:48:41.000 Just not as cringy, but like, yeah.

01:48:43.000 So you think that's a bit too much?

01:48:45.000 Yeah, it's a little too much.

01:48:47.000 At what point is it too much?

01:48:50.000 It's just trying to show off completely like that.

01:48:52.000 But I mean, he was doing it for the video.

01:48:54.000 On a normal daily basis, I'm sure he doesn't flaunt all his shit like that.

01:48:58.000 But, like, I would prefer to be with a man like that, yes.

01:49:01.000 And for him to put me on.

01:49:03.000 That flaunts?

01:49:04.000 No. That doesn't flaunt, but does all that stuff?

01:49:06.000 Yeah, yeah, tight.

01:49:07.000 Okay. Okay.

01:49:09.000 What about you?

01:49:10.000 Too much, or?

01:49:10.000 I'm all for that.

01:49:12.000 Like, that's good stuff.

01:49:14.000 Is your guy in Metro like that?

01:49:15.000 No. No, he's not, bro.

01:49:17.000 It's like a one-shower-a-day kind of guy, you know what I'm saying?

01:49:22.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:49:23.000 I mean, if you ain't doing nothing all day, one-shower-a-day is fine.

01:49:27.000 Yeah. Wait.

01:49:28.000 Dimitri, you're just chilling, though.

01:49:30.000 Wait. You should take two showers a day.

01:49:32.000 It's better.

01:49:33.000 It's better.

01:49:33.000 Wait. In the morning and night.

01:49:34.000 Wait. Be honest.

01:49:35.000 Nobody wants to smell you smelling bad, and you don't want your bed smelling bad either.

01:49:38.000 I'll be honest.

01:49:40.000 He be smashed to you?

01:49:40.000 Yeah. He's four shows once a day.

01:49:43.000 Dirty. Probably use Dow soap.

01:49:47.000 Nigga, I bet cheese in that nigga, bro. 1.00

01:49:49.000 No. You probably use Irish spring soap, bro.

01:49:51.000 Yo, what the fuck, man?

01:49:53.000 I'm making a shower.

01:49:55.000 I'm making a shower before.

01:49:56.000 Bro, you use soap from the gas station, bro.

01:49:58.000 I think we can't.

01:50:01.000 I love a man that takes care of himself.

01:50:06.000 It's easier to get other women like that. 1.00

01:50:10.000 If I'm trying to do a threesome with my man, I need him to be clean.

01:50:14.000 It attracts other women. 0.96

01:50:17.000 Okay, so you would be okay with a somewhat polygamous relationship then?

01:50:23.000 Polygamous? No. 1.00

01:50:25.000 I am okay with bringing bitches home to my nigga, but I am not in a political... 1.00

01:50:30.000 No. No, that's not poly.

01:50:32.000 I'm not in...

01:50:34.000 It's gotta hit it and quit it.

01:50:35.000 Thank you.

01:50:36.000 It's hit it and quit it, bitch. 1.00

01:50:37.000 I don't have to meet you after this.

01:50:39.000 We are not friends.

01:50:40.000 We are not cool, bitch. 1.00

01:50:40.000 You're not gonna get sleep in your bed. 1.00

01:50:43.000 Okay, so you just smashed them one time.

01:50:44.000 One and done.

01:50:45.000 Hell yeah.

01:50:46.000 It's a one and done thing.

01:50:47.000 Okay. Well, question for you.

01:50:48.000 Why did it not work out with your guy before if you were doing this with him?

01:50:53.000 Yeah, why not?

01:50:54.000 We're just curious as men.

01:50:56.000 I don't know.

01:50:57.000 People are into different things.

01:50:59.000 You should know, though.

01:51:00.000 No, I shouldn't.

01:51:01.000 Yeah, because...

01:51:02.000 Shit, I'm not him.

01:51:02.000 I'm me.

01:51:03.000 But it might happen again.

01:51:04.000 Stupid. It wouldn't happen to me.

01:51:06.000 Shit. You have to learn from your mistakes.

01:51:08.000 I'm a goddamn detective.

01:51:09.000 If it happens to me again, it happens.

01:51:11.000 That's life.

01:51:12.000 No, it's not life.

01:51:13.000 You have to learn why it happened in the first place.

01:51:14.000 You're an adult.

01:51:15.000 You know what?

01:51:17.000 On a realistic statement, my child's father did say, he was like, oh.

01:51:25.000 There's a reason I cheated.

01:51:26.000 I was just like, oh, really?

01:51:28.000 I don't think there's a reason.

01:51:30.000 Thank you.

01:51:31.000 They never have a reason.

01:51:32.000 They never have a competent reason.

01:51:35.000 A reason that makes sense.

01:51:37.000 Because if there's a question that you give me, and I can always say, why?

01:51:41.000 Well, why?

01:51:41.000 Why? Why?

01:51:42.000 Why? Why?

01:51:42.000 It's not a good reason.

01:51:44.000 There's never.

01:51:45.000 Exactly. All right.

01:51:46.000 I just dropped my pants.

01:51:48.000 My pants just came down.

01:51:49.000 All right, let me ask you, ladies.

01:51:52.000 Would all of you prefer a man that was taller than you?

01:51:54.000 Of course.

01:51:55.000 Would all of you prefer a man that makes more money than you?

01:51:58.000 Depends. Would you prefer if you could get it?

01:52:04.000 Yes? It doesn't matter.

01:52:06.000 Would you prefer a man that's physically stronger than you?

01:52:09.000 Of course.

01:52:09.000 Okay, why?

01:52:11.000 Depends. Because if I'm in a situation, I need somebody to help me.

01:52:14.000 Like, fuck.

01:52:15.000 True. Yeah, but why to the other stuff?

01:52:18.000 The money and taller and all this other stuff.

01:52:19.000 I said I don't care about the money.

01:52:21.000 I just feel like a man should be a provider and...

01:52:24.000 Provider and a protector.

01:52:26.000 That's like my dad taught me.

01:52:29.000 So it's just...

01:52:30.000 Your real dad or your stepdad?

01:52:32.000 I call him like my dad.

01:52:35.000 When he passed away, he's like my dad.

01:52:37.000 Got it.

01:52:38.000 So a provider, of course, he works.

01:52:41.000 He just, you know, he works, has more money.

01:52:44.000 And then protector, like he's just, you know, I don't know.

01:52:47.000 So you need something to secure you, right?

01:52:49.000 Yeah. Alright, well, what if men don't look for that same security in their partner and they like multiple partners?

01:52:54.000 Then I'm just not the one for them.

01:52:56.000 Interesting. What if I walked around and I said, well, you know, I know I don't meet any of your women's requirements because I'm short and fat and a loser, but, you know, y'all are just not for me. 1.00

01:53:05.000 Wow. That's crazy.

01:53:06.000 That's their opinion.

01:53:08.000 I don't think you see what I did there.

01:53:10.000 I saw what you did, though.

01:53:11.000 In other words, it's okay for you guys to have your requests and demands of a man.

01:53:17.000 But if a man says, I want multiple women, it becomes problematic.

01:53:20.000 Some women like to have a guy, they're okay with their man having multiple women. 1.00

01:53:25.000 Some women aren't. 1.00

01:53:25.000 So it's like, if you want to have multiple women, go to those girls who actually enjoy that. 1.00

01:53:29.000 They want to go to swinger parties, everything with you.

01:53:31.000 But you do understand that most guys want multiple women, regardless of socioeconomic status or who they are.

01:53:39.000 I think that men, like I said, men are here to just...

01:53:42.000 So why do you guys act so surprised when he has another girl?

01:53:45.000 I don't.

01:53:46.000 I'm not surprised.

01:53:46.000 Well, she didn't like it at all.

01:53:48.000 I mean, it's not even that, like, it's, like, a problem type shit.

01:53:51.000 It's just, like, it's a problem, like, whenever you, like, hide it and shit.

01:53:55.000 Oh, so if they tell you, honestly, up front, what it is, it's okay?

01:53:58.000 Like, up front, instead of finding out by yourself.

01:54:00.000 Like, yeah.

01:54:00.000 If a man tells you, listen, I care about you so much, you're my girl, but, sweetheart, I got girls on the side.

01:54:06.000 Is that cool?

01:54:07.000 I would still hit the fuck out of him, but it's better than, like, it's better than, like, fucking me finding out on my own.

01:54:14.000 So, what do you think most guys with comments those are gonna do?

01:54:17.000 Do you think they're gonna just sit there and get punched in the face or just lie to you?

01:54:20.000 They're gonna lie because they think it's gonna not hurt the girl as much.

01:54:23.000 There you go.

01:54:25.000 Definitely. It's a reaction to your action.

01:54:28.000 No, it's not a reaction to your action.

01:54:30.000 Look, ladies, this might sound fucked up, but, um, you guys don't want the truth.

01:54:34.000 In anything.

01:54:35.000 You guys can't handle it.

01:54:36.000 You guys can't even face yourselves in the morning.

01:54:38.000 You gotta put makeup on.

01:54:39.000 Men can't handle the truth.

01:54:40.000 So why should men be honest with you guys?

01:54:42.000 Because you guys just simply don't like the truth.

01:54:44.000 You guys don't adhere to the truth.

01:54:45.000 Men can't handle the truth more than women can't handle the truth. 1.00

01:54:48.000 You guys cannot handle the truth.

01:54:50.000 You guys will crash out about any fucking little thing in the world.

01:54:53.000 Me, personally, I don't crash out when people tell me what I want to hear.

01:54:57.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:54:58.000 I would argue men are far more comfortable with the truth than women are. 1.00

01:55:01.000 And I'll tell you why.

01:55:02.000 Wait, let me explain.

01:55:03.000 From the time we're little boys, we're told that we need to go to school, become successful, and if we don't, no one's gonna want to be with us or be friends with us.

01:55:10.000 And that's pretty much true.

01:55:11.000 If you're a loser as a man, you deal with consequences.

01:55:13.000 Some losers have a woman. 1.00

01:55:15.000 I'm sorry?

01:55:15.000 Some losers have a woman.

01:55:18.000 Just because you're a loser doesn't mean you can't have a woman.

01:55:20.000 Most of them fail.

01:55:22.000 And then you're talking about a fraction of losers that have some game that can do it, but a majority of losers still fail.

01:55:28.000 Versus like for women, we never call you guys losers, ever.

01:55:31.000 Why not?

01:55:32.000 Yes. Good question.

01:55:34.000 Some bitches need to be called losers. 1.00

01:55:36.000 But we don't do that as a society.

01:55:38.000 It's very taboo to criticize women or call them losers.

01:55:42.000 You need to call the bitches little girls. 1.00

01:55:46.000 I'm called retarded.

01:55:47.000 I'm called the whole bitch.

01:55:48.000 It's all like the same thing.

01:55:50.000 But the thing about men being honest Criticism of women is frowned upon in society.

01:55:54.000 It's like generally frowned upon.

01:55:55.000 Barely. How dare you?

01:55:58.000 I don't think it's barely.

01:56:01.000 I think women hate today is just as equal as men hate. 0.77

01:56:06.000 I think it's pretty equal.

01:56:08.000 Not really, man.

01:56:09.000 I think women get way more... 1.00

01:56:11.000 You guys get way more validation for mediocrity than men do. 0.88

01:56:15.000 There's a lot of hate in there, too, though.

01:56:17.000 Unless you're doing a whole shit.

01:56:18.000 Well, it depends.

01:56:18.000 If it's whole shit.

01:56:19.000 Yeah, if you're being a whore, then yeah, they're gonna boast you. 1.00

01:56:22.000 But in general, women get praised for anything. 0.99

01:56:25.000 I'm just talking about it.

01:56:27.000 Yeah, niggas are putting pictures on Castle Club of you. 1.00

01:56:29.000 No. Yeah, like, yeah, they're gonna roast you for that, but, like, as a girl...

01:56:33.000 What? No, what can we do?

01:56:35.000 As a girl, like, you can be pretty mediocre in certain things and, like, get picked up, right?

01:56:39.000 Like, as a...

01:56:39.000 Fuck! You become a female cop pretty easy, right?

01:56:42.000 Even though you might not meet the physical standards.

01:56:44.000 Can you stop reposting this?

01:56:45.000 Stop reading the chat, please.

01:56:46.000 Focus.

01:56:48.000 I think it would be easier if men were honest with women.

01:56:55.000 Say if you're a bachelor and you tell all your hoes that, you know, I am fucking with multiple women. 1.00

01:57:02.000 This is what it is and this is what it's not.

01:57:05.000 The women that want to keep fucking with you after that will choose. 1.00

01:57:08.000 Yeah, I'm going to stay with this man.

01:57:10.000 I don't care if he's fucking multiple.

01:57:11.000 Sure, but I don't think women want honesty for actual honesty. 1.00

01:57:15.000 You guys want honesty so you can reserve the right to leave.

01:57:18.000 Nah. Or do fuck shit.

01:57:20.000 That's really why women want honesty. 1.00

01:57:21.000 And so that you guys can be more informed so you can say, you know what?

01:57:24.000 I don't want to be a part of this.

01:57:25.000 Versus like, because it takes power out of your...

01:57:28.000 Which is fine.

01:57:28.000 I think men should actually be honest with women.

01:57:30.000 But realistically speaking, very few men are going to be honest with you.

01:57:33.000 You see that take the power thing out?

01:57:36.000 From a man's point of view, if you're honest with a woman, you take her power away to lie to you. 0.94

01:57:42.000 To sit there and be a bitch. 1.00

01:57:44.000 To manipulate you and your emotions.

01:57:46.000 be honest with her upfront.

01:57:48.000 No, it's not.

01:57:49.000 Yeah, you guys don't.

01:57:51.000 You see how you agreed with me?

01:57:53.000 Yeah.

01:57:55.000 I advocate for guys to be honest, but I'm very realistic and I understand most of them can't handle the truth.

01:58:03.000 But the problem with that is if the guy tells her the truth and then she leaves, he loses sexual access.

01:58:09.000 Men don't want to do that. 1.00

01:58:11.000 See, that's the thing.

01:58:13.000 People, not men or women, people in general are scared to be honest with people because they are afraid of how that person will change how they think.

01:58:22.000 I think women lie to men way more than men lie to women. 0.53

01:58:25.000 Women lie to men because it's easy. 1.00

01:58:27.000 Simple. And also because...

01:58:30.000 It's easier to lie to a woman than to a man. 1.00

01:58:32.000 It's harder to lie to a woman. 0.97

01:58:34.000 It's harder to lie to a man.

01:58:35.000 Girls, please stop talking over to the hosts. 0.99

01:58:38.000 The other thing, too, is that everything about female nature is kind of about deception, if you look at it. 1.00

01:58:42.000 Fake hair, fake nails, makeup.

01:58:45.000 No one knows when you guys are on your period.

01:58:46.000 We don't know if you guys are interested.

01:58:48.000 You guys don't tell your body count.

01:58:49.000 Everything about female, the feminine mystique, is about being mysterious a little bit. 1.00

01:58:53.000 You guys are designed to be unclear.

01:58:58.000 Versus for men, right? 0.85

01:58:59.000 What are the things that men are champion for?

01:59:00.000 Be a man.

01:59:01.000 Tell the truth, right?

01:59:02.000 Ten toes down.

01:59:03.000 But with women, it's kind of in your guys' nature to be... 1.00

01:59:07.000 I don't know.

01:59:08.000 I mean, deceptive.

01:59:10.000 Not really.

01:59:12.000 Are you trying to go back to Adam and Eve, how she deceived Adam?

01:59:15.000 Yeah, I mean, everything about...

01:59:16.000 I'm just saying in general, everything about you guys is about to be deceptive, right?

01:59:20.000 It's not about being...

01:59:21.000 For a man, integrity and honesty is a cornerstone of masculinity.

01:59:25.000 For women, it's like, lying for you guys isn't that big of a deal. 1.00

01:59:28.000 Can I ask a question?

01:59:29.000 Sure. So if integrity and honesty is so important for men, why do you guys constantly lie?

01:59:35.000 I told you why.

01:59:37.000 Because when you tell women the truth, they can't handle it. 1.00

01:59:40.000 So what ends up happening is girls will take that information and use it against you a lot of times and leave or whatever. 1.00

01:59:46.000 Most men don't have the, what I call, sexual market value to be able to tell a woman, this is what it is, take it or leave it.

01:59:51.000 Most men simply can't do that.

01:59:53.000 Grow a pair and tell the truth.

01:59:55.000 Some women will accept. 1.00

01:59:57.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:59:58.000 I like how you said grow a pair.

01:59:59.000 Where did that come from?

02:00:02.000 Men. No, no, no.

02:00:03.000 But, like, notice how even the way we phrase being honest or standing up for things, it's always in a masculine sense.

02:00:08.000 No one says, grow a pair of titties.

02:00:09.000 It's a grow up pair.

02:00:10.000 I'm crying.

02:00:12.000 Right? Go some balls. 0.99

02:00:13.000 Tough enough.

02:00:14.000 The fact that you...

02:00:14.000 That's a masculine thing, too.

02:00:16.000 The fact that you're using these euphemisms that are inherently masculine proves my point.

02:00:20.000 Right? That men are held to a higher standard in society when it comes to honesty, integrity, and holding true to things, but...

02:00:26.000 I'm just being real with y'all that most men are not going to tell the truth because men want sexual access and women can't handle the truth. 0.93

02:00:31.000 Like, unless he's very attractive and tall and has all that shit together, then he's going to tell you, I want other women. 0.97

02:00:35.000 But most girls, you guys feel like you're special, so you feel like, I should only be with this guy myself.

02:00:40.000 Let's be honest here.

02:00:41.000 If we told you the truth, you're going to probably just leave right away or keep it as ammo for us later on.

02:00:49.000 Yeah, but...

02:00:49.000 Here's the thing.

02:00:50.000 Most of you don't deserve to have a man onto yourself, if I'm going to be honest. 0.98

02:00:53.000 Most of you guys don't qualify, on my take.

02:00:56.000 Most of you guys, okay.

02:00:57.000 Most of them want a guy in the top 2%.

02:00:59.000 If I was to ask you guys, what are you looking for in a man?

02:01:02.000 All of you guys are going to describe a guy in the top 1% or 2%.

02:01:04.000 6 feet tall, 100,000 plus a year, good looking, charming, funny, charismatic, good job, career, educated.

02:01:10.000 Typically, women want the same things, right? 1.00

02:01:13.000 These guys typically fall on the top, let's say 10% of men.

02:01:17.000 There's not enough of these guys to go around.

02:01:19.000 So, what's up happening if, like, you and every other girl brings the same thing to the table? 0.66

02:01:23.000 You're gonna have to share him, right?

02:01:26.000 No. Yeah.

02:01:29.000 No. That shit sounded like crickets.

02:01:31.000 Because, because, okay, do all of you have high standards for men on the table?

02:01:34.000 I mean, I don't wanna fucking be six feet tall.

02:01:36.000 Okay, so all of you have high standards, right?

02:01:38.000 But I don't need to be six feet tall.

02:01:40.000 Okay, let's say not six feet.

02:01:41.000 Let's say five ten.

02:01:42.000 You still wanted to not be a bum, right? 1.00

02:01:44.000 Nobody wants a bum. 1.00

02:01:47.000 So, none of you want average men, then?

02:01:49.000 Wait, question.

02:01:50.000 Do any of you want an average guy?

02:01:51.000 An average man isn't a bum.

02:01:54.000 Really? Like, the average person?

02:01:56.000 Describe the average man to me, then.

02:01:57.000 They probably work.

02:01:58.000 They, like, do shit for a living.

02:02:00.000 They probably have a family and shit.

02:02:01.000 You mean average guy's a wage per year?

02:02:03.000 A wage?

02:02:04.000 I'd say probably like $60,000, $70,000, $80,000 a year.

02:02:08.000 Nope. That's middle class. 0.98

02:02:09.000 Nope. That's middle?

02:02:10.000 It's actually less.

02:02:11.000 What's the average man's height, then, in your opinion?

02:02:14.000 Like 5.8.

02:02:15.000 Yeah, 5.8 roughly.

02:02:17.000 The average salary is between 30 and 50k per year.

02:02:20.000 Damn. Yeah.

02:02:21.000 That's kind of sad.

02:02:22.000 And that's low income.

02:02:24.000 I didn't know that.

02:02:24.000 That's the average man's income in the United States, depending on where you're at.

02:02:27.000 So, like, you already saying 60, 80k, that's already the top tier guy.

02:02:31.000 And we haven't even talked about him looking good.

02:02:33.000 We haven't talked about his charm.

02:02:34.000 We haven't talked about being straight.

02:02:36.000 So many variables to add into that.

02:02:38.000 Yeah. So, like, the reality is, like, all of you guys are looking for an exceptional man.

02:02:43.000 But what I'm saying is that a lot of you don't qualify for an exceptional man all to yourself.

02:02:47.000 But at some point in my life, like, I thought about my husband being at home.

02:02:51.000 Well, I have a business, I go work, and you stay home.

02:02:53.000 LOL. I don't know.

02:02:55.000 There's men who do that.

02:02:56.000 Yeah, but she's not looking for that. 1.00

02:02:58.000 That's a lie.

02:02:58.000 I just said, that's not a lie.

02:03:00.000 I've considered that.

02:03:02.000 Considered it, but doing it is totally, totally different.

02:03:03.000 You would never, ever, trust me, most women are not okay with being the breadwinner and the man stays at home. 1.00

02:03:08.000 I don't like, so, um...

02:03:10.000 In my relationships, I've always been the breadwinner, so I'm used to having the place, the car, the money.

02:03:15.000 So why are you single then?

02:03:16.000 Because there's plenty of guys that would love to have a sugar mom on you. 1.00

02:03:18.000 Why can't you find a guy?

02:03:19.000 Yeah. I literally told you guys.

02:03:21.000 I just kind of just trauma, so I've just been...

02:03:24.000 Come on, man.

02:03:25.000 Just until I'm ready.

02:03:25.000 Just grow up your ovaries, man.

02:03:27.000 Moving up.

02:03:28.000 What? Grow up your ovaries. 1.00

02:03:30.000 Moving up.

02:03:31.000 I don't know.

02:03:32.000 I expect a man to at least make, if not the same amount, but more than me.

02:03:36.000 Pull up the calculator, bro.

02:03:37.000 I'm about to show.

02:03:38.000 Oh, lord.

02:03:40.000 Here we go.

02:03:42.000 It's tough out here.

02:03:42.000 Yeah, yeah, man.

02:03:44.000 I don't think women, like, get it, bro. 1.00

02:03:46.000 But sometimes I want to make the same as the man.

02:03:51.000 Because sometimes if a man has more and some shit goes wrong, he will kick you to the curb.

02:03:56.000 Now, like, you're out of everything.

02:03:58.000 I mean, statistically speaking, men rarely kick women to the curb.

02:04:01.000 It's women actually in relationships. 1.00

02:04:03.000 They get bored faster.

02:04:05.000 That's not true.

02:04:06.000 What? Okay, how many times have you broken up with a guy versus men broke up with you?

02:04:10.000 True. Actually, all the relationship I've been in, it's always been on their end, not mine.

02:04:17.000 Yeah, I know.

02:04:18.000 Yeah, I believe her.

02:04:18.000 Wait, they broke up with you or you broke up with them?

02:04:21.000 It's like...

02:04:22.000 Cordial. Come on, man.

02:04:26.000 What are you talking about pumping dump?

02:04:27.000 Okay, someone always initiates the breakup.

02:04:30.000 In your relationships that you've had with men, who has initiated more breakups?

02:04:32.000 You or the guys?

02:04:33.000 Normally. The guys.

02:04:34.000 That's bad on you then.

02:04:37.000 No, it's not.

02:04:38.000 That's rare.

02:04:39.000 I'm telling you, that's bad.

02:04:41.000 That's not bad.

02:04:42.000 Okay, let's ask the rest of the girls here. 1.00

02:04:45.000 How many times have you been broken up with versus the guy breaking up with you?

02:04:48.000 I broke up with him every time.

02:04:50.000 Okay, what about you?

02:04:51.000 Pretty equal.

02:04:52.000 I'd say, like, it's pretty fucking equal.

02:04:54.000 It's not a good thing, man.

02:04:55.000 Okay, what about you?

02:04:56.000 Every time I tip once.

02:04:58.000 Okay, what about you?

02:04:59.000 I mean...

02:05:00.000 I was in one long-term relationship.

02:05:03.000 He broke up with me because he cheated on me.

02:05:05.000 He just felt bad.

02:05:07.000 Okay. I hate niggas. 1.00

02:05:11.000 You said it with the A. Who wants to go first?

02:05:19.000 Who wants to put in their dream man into this calculator?

02:05:22.000 I'll go first.

02:05:23.000 Can I have a second?

02:05:25.000 I want him to be...

02:05:27.000 I want him to be 38. Delusion calculator's crazy.

02:05:31.000 Wait, hold on.

02:05:31.000 Actually, you know what?

02:05:32.000 No, no.

02:05:32.000 Let's have Miss Black Dildo do it.

02:05:35.000 Alright, minimum age and maximum age for you.

02:05:37.000 That wasn't even funny.

02:05:38.000 That was hilarious.

02:05:39.000 That's why I saw it in the chat, man.

02:05:41.000 Okay, so like the age?

02:05:42.000 Yeah, minimum age and maximum age.

02:05:44.000 Into the mic, please.

02:05:45.000 Lowest age.

02:05:46.000 Lowest. Okay, so like minimum age, like 23, 24. Maximum age, 31. Alright.

02:05:53.000 How tall?

02:05:54.000 Minimum height for you.

02:05:57.000 Five... five ten.

02:05:59.000 Alright. Race?

02:06:01.000 Black Spanish.

02:06:02.000 Um, just put other.

02:06:06.000 Everybody, yes.

02:06:07.000 Which one's everybody?

02:06:08.000 Indian and everything else.

02:06:09.000 You like everybody?

02:06:10.000 Um, I don't really like...

02:06:12.000 It just, like, depends on your personality.

02:06:15.000 Alright, just check all the races, bro.

02:06:16.000 Help her out. 0.97

02:06:16.000 No, please don't. 0.97

02:06:17.000 So which one won't you do, then?

02:06:19.000 Which one won't you do?

02:06:20.000 Which one would I do?

02:06:21.000 Asian. Okay, so you won't do Asian. 0.99

02:06:23.000 Alright. So check everything else off except Asian. 1.00

02:06:25.000 Alright. Education.

02:06:26.000 Minimum education for you?

02:06:28.000 Definitely a bachelor's at least.

02:06:31.000 Okay. Minimum income per year?

02:06:34.000 $80,000.

02:06:35.000 Alright. I mean, hopefully more, but it's like minimum.

02:06:39.000 That's fine.

02:06:41.000 No year worth, right?

02:06:42.000 No obese.

02:06:44.000 And definitely not married.

02:06:46.000 What the fuck?

02:06:47.000 They have to be going through a divorce.

02:06:49.000 Just so you know, this comes from the 2023 Current Population Survey, U.S. Census Bureau, and the National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey from the CDC.

02:06:57.000 So this is the most accurate representation of men in America.

02:07:00.000 One of our supporters built this for us.

02:07:02.000 We need to update the population survey.

02:07:06.000 But yeah, this is going to be a pretty accurate assessment of men.

02:07:10.000 And congratulations, you scored 5 out of 5. Cat bags are less than 1% of the population.

02:07:19.000 So let me ask you, what does he get back in return?

02:07:21.000 He's the actual food.

02:07:21.000 5 out of 5?

02:07:22.000 Yeah, 5 out of 5. She scored 5 out of 5. So what does he get in return for being with you?

02:07:30.000 Me. My personality.

02:07:33.000 So your response is me?

02:07:35.000 Duh. So he has to bring all these tangible things to the relationship.

02:07:40.000 I mean, we both bring it cordially to the relationship.

02:07:43.000 Whenever we got together, like, that's how it was.

02:07:45.000 No, but he brings money, though.

02:07:47.000 We both bring money.

02:07:48.000 Just you?

02:07:50.000 Just you alone?

02:07:51.000 Huh? Nothing.

02:07:53.000 No, I'm asking, like, he's bringing tangible things here to the relationship, so what would he get in return?

02:07:57.000 No. With you?

02:07:59.000 What'd he get in return?

02:08:00.000 What the fuck?

02:08:02.000 I mean, I get him, he gets me.

02:08:04.000 What the fuck?

02:08:05.000 We both have things.

02:08:06.000 See, isn't it interesting, though, how when we ask you, what do you want, you're able to list off the things, and then I say, what does he get back in return, and Drew's saying me.

02:08:12.000 Just me.

02:08:13.000 I'm the table.

02:08:14.000 A 5'2", brunette, brown hair, fucking, like, what the fuck? 1.00

02:08:17.000 There's many of you, though.

02:08:18.000 A bombshell.

02:08:19.000 Brunette, 5'2".

02:08:20.000 There's actually only two of me, because I'm a twin.

02:08:22.000 What's your income?

02:08:24.000 She says she makes it up in the same.

02:08:26.000 Okay. You know, dude, this experiment never ceases to amaze me, man.

02:08:31.000 Well, the problem is that, like, you guys want this high-value man, so to speak, but...

02:08:35.000 Okay, and what do you want?

02:08:36.000 We're simple.

02:08:37.000 We know what we want.

02:08:38.000 Okay, anything.

02:08:40.000 Not anything.

02:08:40.000 To smash sometimes, yes, but the point here is that, like, you want an exceptional man, but...

02:08:46.000 Alright, let me ask you this, then.

02:08:47.000 Can he have other women, then?

02:08:48.000 Or not?

02:08:49.000 Yeah, my man can, but it's only on certain shit.

02:08:53.000 Like, I have to, like, agree to it.

02:08:55.000 No, you can't agree to it.

02:08:57.000 Every time?

02:08:57.000 Yes. So wait, let me get this straight.

02:08:59.000 I expect you, like, if you were to, like, do something...

02:09:01.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:09:01.000 So he's gotta be in the top 1%, but he's gotta listen to what you say?

02:09:05.000 Yeah. I expect him, like, it's not, like, even really about that.

02:09:08.000 I expect him, like, call me, like, in the moment, and then, like, you're like...

02:09:11.000 Call him before he fucks another chick? 1.00

02:09:13.000 I'm fucking this hoe right now. 1.00

02:09:14.000 Yes, why not?

02:09:16.000 And say what?

02:09:17.000 Like, what's going on?

02:09:20.000 What's going on?

02:09:21.000 It's crazy.

02:09:23.000 So, hold on.

02:09:24.000 What's going on?

02:09:26.000 Mid-stroke.

02:09:27.000 Stop and say...

02:09:29.000 Why would he do it mid-stroke?

02:09:31.000 I would hope he would call me before.

02:09:32.000 He said in action.

02:09:34.000 Not in action.

02:09:35.000 Like, whenever you're like...

02:09:37.000 You know, before you bring a bitch home. 1.00

02:09:39.000 Like, you're talking to the bitch. 1.00

02:09:40.000 Are you not?

02:09:41.000 Unless y'all just bring bitches home. 1.00

02:09:44.000 I'm in the car.

02:09:45.000 She's next to me.

02:09:46.000 Yo, what's up, babe?

02:09:47.000 What's your gonna say?

02:09:48.000 Yeah. I'm finna hit this, I'm finna crack this up.

02:09:51.000 Yo, what's up, baby?

02:09:52.000 I love you, dog.

02:09:53.000 And then he's gonna show it and I'm gonna be like, nah, kick that hoe out the car right now, please. 1.00

02:10:01.000 She ain't it.

02:10:02.000 I don't think you guys think before you speak sometimes.

02:10:05.000 Let's assume you were out with a guy, right?

02:10:08.000 It's not the same.

02:10:09.000 No, I'm just saying, like, what would you do if some guy called this girl and said, hey, I'm about to crack this bitch that's in the car with me? 1.00

02:10:13.000 What would you say?

02:10:14.000 If you were there.

02:10:15.000 That would never happen to me, so I don't know.

02:10:17.000 Oh my god.

02:10:18.000 I'd be like, yeah, take me.

02:10:20.000 That's the point, though.

02:10:22.000 We're trying to show that your...

02:10:25.000 Double standard.

02:10:26.000 Your concept here is ludicrous.

02:10:27.000 Insane. How?

02:10:29.000 You want your man to say, I'm going to crack this chick while he has the girl in the car about to go have sex with her. 1.00

02:10:33.000 Yes. And call you.

02:10:34.000 Yes. You're not here how ridiculous that sounds.

02:10:37.000 It doesn't sound ridiculous, actually, at all.

02:10:39.000 I'd rather know who you're cracking than not.

02:10:41.000 Okay, what if a dude did that to you?

02:10:42.000 What would you do?

02:10:43.000 What if a dude did it to me?

02:10:45.000 Yeah, like, would you go through and have sex with him after you heard him say, yo, I'm about to crack this chick talking to this chick? 1.00

02:10:50.000 And you overheard it?

02:10:51.000 I'm about to be drunk on my fucking mind.

02:10:52.000 Would you still hook up with him after that?

02:10:55.000 I can't talk about this.

02:10:58.000 That's the point, though.

02:10:59.000 Yes, I have.

02:11:00.000 I have.

02:11:01.000 Say it again.

02:11:02.000 I have.

02:11:03.000 No, I was saying...

02:11:05.000 Okay, you have.

02:11:06.000 But I guarantee you that they won't.

02:11:08.000 I don't know, my man, he be hitting other females and shit. 1.00

02:11:12.000 I wouldn't say Gary.

02:11:14.000 I am single.

02:11:15.000 I just wouldn't say I'll fuck with niggas that just wouldn't do that. 1.00

02:11:17.000 Why'd you say?

02:11:18.000 Like, don't answer the phone in front of me.

02:11:20.000 Okay. I don't think it's your bed, bro.

02:11:22.000 Yeah. He's a king-sized bed.

02:11:26.000 If it's a lot of people.

02:11:28.000 She's cooked, man.

02:11:28.000 She's cooked.

02:11:29.000 Listen, at the end of the day, man, no nigga's gonna stop mid-stroke to call you and say, okay, listen. 1.00

02:11:34.000 Or in the car either.

02:11:35.000 That's an L. No, they're not. 1.00

02:11:38.000 Also, I think if you're a girl and you do any type of sex work, you get no levers to tell your man shit, bro.

02:11:44.000 I don't want to sound like an asshole.

02:11:45.000 Yes, I do.

02:11:46.000 If you do OnlyFans, you're a stripper, you do porn or any of that other shit, bro, what your man says goes, bro.

02:11:52.000 You can't tell him nothing.

02:11:53.000 Hell no.

02:11:55.000 Why are you saying hell no?

02:11:56.000 I mean, I can.

02:11:57.000 I don't give a shit.

02:11:59.000 If you dated me, met me, knowing I was doing sex work or yada yada, it doesn't matter what the fuck I was doing.

02:12:05.000 You're okay with it.

02:12:06.000 You knew what I was before you met me, you bitch. 1.00

02:12:07.000 You're okay with it.

02:12:08.000 So now I'm supposed to be okay with you cheating and like putting your dick out on the street.

02:12:14.000 Yes, because I didn't meet you putting your dick on the street. 0.94

02:12:17.000 I met you being a silver man.

02:12:21.000 Yeah, but here's the thing though.

02:12:22.000 You want to...

02:12:23.000 You want a man to behave traditionally with you when you're not a traditional woman. 1.00

02:12:27.000 Fuck, no, I don't want a traditional man. 1.00

02:12:28.000 I want a man that's going to pour me a shot in the club in my mouth. 1.00

02:12:32.000 I'm sorry, I want a slut. 1.00

02:12:33.000 But you said you don't want him to cheat.

02:12:35.000 Yeah, but you said you don't want him to cheat.

02:12:37.000 Yeah, you don't have to cheat.

02:12:38.000 You could be a slut. 1.00

02:12:40.000 Shit, I'll slut your ass out in the bedroom. 1.00

02:12:43.000 They can't be sluts. 0.98

02:12:44.000 Yes, they definitely can.

02:12:47.000 Really? I'm pretty sure you've been slutted out. 1.00

02:12:50.000 Your body is what in the 500s?

02:12:56.000 You want like description details or you want like an idea breakdown?

02:13:07.000 Oh, well, you can put a dick ring on one for sure and get the party started. 1.00

02:13:13.000 Yeah, that's why yeah Slapping choking Women aren't the only people that get shots poured in their mouth. 1.00

02:13:23.000 Alright, let me ask you this then.

02:13:24.000 Does it take skill for a woman to get fucked? 1.00

02:13:27.000 Hmm? Does it take skill for a woman to get fucked? 1.00

02:13:28.000 No. Does it take skill for a man to fuck?

02:13:31.000 No. No.

02:13:32.000 Really? You just fuck any guy that comes up to you and talks to you?

02:13:35.000 No, I don't, but a man doesn't- Not you, not you, not you.

02:13:38.000 I meant in general.

02:13:38.000 Can a guy just walk up to any girl and be like, hey, I want to have sex and get laid?

02:13:42.000 Yes. Probably.

02:13:44.000 To you?

02:13:45.000 No, that's like, are we being realistic?

02:13:49.000 Homeless people get fucked. 0.99

02:13:50.000 That's what I'm saying!

02:13:52.000 Most definitely, if you're in the club and motherfuckers are drunk as shit, and I'm pretty sure you see somebody you like, see somebody cute, hell fucking yeah.

02:14:00.000 I haven't seen it happen before.

02:14:03.000 Question, do you think you can poll a girl if you were a guy? 0.71

02:14:07.000 Yes. Really easily?

02:14:08.000 I'm bisexual, I'd do it now.

02:14:14.000 We'll play a game.

02:14:15.000 Yeah, we're gonna play a game.

02:14:16.000 I don't think women understand this, so let's go ahead and roleplay this out. 1.00

02:14:20.000 So this is what we're gonna do.

02:14:21.000 Chris, you want to take this one?

02:14:23.000 Chris got it?

02:14:25.000 Alright. So this is what we're gonna do.

02:14:26.000 Nah, nigga, you got it, bro. 1.00

02:14:27.000 Yeah, Chris, you do it.

02:14:28.000 I'll take cameras.

02:14:30.000 So this is what we're gonna do.

02:14:31.000 I want you to pretend to be a guy.

02:14:33.000 You're gonna try to pick up a girl at a club. 1.00

02:14:36.000 Yes. And I want you to actually go about it as if you're a guy.

02:14:38.000 Pick the time, location, and you set up the scenario.

02:14:41.000 How about that?

02:14:42.000 Oh my.

02:14:43.000 Y'all don't all look at me.

02:14:45.000 I am not the doctor feeling this conversation.

02:14:50.000 Listen, we believe in you.

02:14:52.000 You got the guts in this?

02:14:53.000 I don't believe in myself.

02:14:54.000 You said you're bisexual.

02:14:55.000 We can put it to the test.

02:14:57.000 Actually, we got Christina over here. 0.99

02:14:59.000 Expert Dariana.

02:15:01.000 Ready to slut you out, actually. 0.99

02:15:03.000 Christina! Where you at?

02:15:05.000 Let's see what you got.

02:15:06.000 Talking on that shit.

02:15:07.000 On the mic.

02:15:09.000 Oh, my God.

02:15:10.000 Step that shit up with this nigga Christina. 1.00

02:15:11.000 We'll see what's up.

02:15:12.000 This scene is pretty good, too.

02:15:14.000 Again, time, place, and scenery.

02:15:17.000 You set it up.

02:15:18.000 So where's it gonna be?

02:15:19.000 Club Live, Vandome, Kiki?

02:15:22.000 No, we're not gonna do anything special or crazy like that.

02:15:25.000 No, you said club, so which club?

02:15:26.000 Okay, as a Miami native, I am thinking...

02:15:30.000 I'll meet you in Wynwood.

02:15:32.000 Okay, Wynwood.

02:15:33.000 So it's a little bit more closer.

02:15:34.000 Which club?

02:15:36.000 Brickhouse. Okay, good spot.

02:15:38.000 What time?

02:15:41.000 9 o'clock, 9.30.

02:15:42.000 9.30?

02:15:42.000 Where it starts jumping around 11. Okay.

02:15:46.000 Perfect. What else?

02:15:47.000 What else?

02:15:48.000 Question me.

02:15:49.000 So, come to the front, and then we're going to have you set up. 0.98

02:15:53.000 Oh, don't do that.

02:15:54.000 No, we got you.

02:15:56.000 I hate you guys.

02:15:58.000 We got you, we got you.

02:15:59.000 Please. The chat's gonna roast me by my stomach and every fucking thing else.

02:16:04.000 No, they won't.

02:16:05.000 Yes, they will.

02:16:06.000 No, they won't.

02:16:07.000 What stomach?

02:16:08.000 Nothing's there.

02:16:11.000 There you go.

02:16:13.000 Skinny mini.

02:16:13.000 What am I supposed to say?

02:16:14.000 What am I supposed to say?

02:16:14.000 All right.

02:16:15.000 So, Chris, come on over here.

02:16:17.000 All right.

02:16:18.000 Oh, it's going down.

02:16:20.000 So, you gotta...

02:16:22.000 Wait, hold on.

02:16:23.000 Hey, remember to be close to the mic.

02:16:25.000 Can I say suss or masculine?

02:16:26.000 Come on.

02:16:27.000 You got it, bro.

02:16:29.000 Listen, listen.

02:16:31.000 You're a brick house in Wynwood.

02:16:32.000 Okay, brick house in Wynwood.

02:16:36.000 But he's a man.

02:16:38.000 I'm a girl.

02:16:42.000 You are picking up the woman as the man.

02:16:45.000 Remember, you said it was easy, right?

02:16:50.000 I'm a bad bitch. 1.00

02:16:51.000 Don't do that.

02:16:52.000 I don't go for bitches that do that. 1.00

02:16:54.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:16:55.000 He's gonna act like a girl, he's gonna act like a guy. 0.95

02:16:57.000 Just pick him up, or we'll pick her up. 1.00

02:16:59.000 Right? And we want to see how you go about it.

02:17:01.000 And here's the thing.

02:17:02.000 He's not going to be hard.

02:17:03.000 He's going to act like a regular ass chick at a club. 1.00

02:17:04.000 You're going to act easy?

02:17:07.000 Yeah, bitch! 1.00

02:17:08.000 He's going to act like a regular chick. 0.99

02:17:10.000 That's my son!

02:17:13.000 He's not going to do anything to make it too tough for you.

02:17:16.000 That's all he needs.

02:17:17.000 That's all he needs.

02:17:19.000 Check that out for me.

02:17:23.000 Okay, if we're doing this with all the lights and everything...

02:17:27.000 Let's go.

02:17:28.000 Here's on your knees.

02:17:29.000 I can either be dramatic or I can be terrible.

02:17:31.000 Here's on your knees.

02:17:32.000 Hey. What's up, girl? 0.99

02:17:36.000 What's up?

02:17:37.000 Act drunk, at least.

02:17:38.000 You talking about act?

02:17:39.000 No, no, no.

02:17:39.000 You kept on with that.

02:17:40.000 Why do you want her to be drunk? 1.00

02:17:41.000 I want him to be drunk.

02:17:42.000 Hold on, hold on.

02:17:43.000 No. We got to start.

02:17:44.000 That's illegal.

02:17:44.000 We got to start.

02:17:45.000 We got to start.

02:17:45.000 That's illegal.

02:17:46.000 All right.

02:17:46.000 Ready? I'm crying.

02:17:47.000 Okay. Ready?

02:17:50.000 Break out.

02:17:51.000 Let's go.

02:17:52.000 Oh, God.

02:17:52.000 Here's on your knees.

02:17:53.000 Here's on your knees.

02:17:55.000 Check that out.

02:17:56.000 for a bitch like this. 1.00

02:17:57.000 It's not good.

02:17:58.000 There's no way I'd go for a bitch like this. 1.00

02:18:01.000 I'm a bad bitch I'm a bad bitch a bad bitch I was looking like Ain't no fucking way You go queen I gotta Thank you girl You don't wanna try Alright, make the abrupt I don't even wanna walk up to you You go girl She's scared of me Can I take a picture of you? 0.94

02:18:19.000 I know most men will be like Can I take a picture of you?

02:18:22.000 You're roleplaying I ain't a bitch I'm roleplaying right now Can I take a picture of you? 1.00

02:18:26.000 No, I don't know you Yeah, you can get to know me Okay, what's your name?

02:18:29.000 My name is Mariah.

02:18:30.000 What's your name?

02:18:31.000 No, Mariah? 0.88

02:18:32.000 For a guy, your name?

02:18:35.000 It's Mike.

02:18:36.000 Mike? Charles?

02:18:37.000 Fuck no, not a Mike.

02:18:38.000 It's Charles.

02:18:39.000 Alright, Charles.

02:18:40.000 Yeah. What's up, Charles?

02:18:41.000 Hi, Charles.

02:18:42.000 Can I take a picture with you?

02:18:43.000 Okay, sure.

02:18:44.000 No problem.

02:18:44.000 Okay, let's take a picture.

02:18:46.000 Ready? I don't have a phone number.

02:18:53.000 Yes, you do.

02:18:53.000 I have Instagram.

02:18:54.000 You do have an Instagram and a phone number.

02:18:56.000 Yeah, Instagram.

02:18:57.000 Here. Okay, thank you, Charles.

02:19:01.000 Okay, now can I put my number in your phone?

02:19:03.000 Call me.

02:19:03.000 No, I DM you.

02:19:04.000 You can call me.

02:19:05.000 Can you DM me?

02:19:06.000 Why? Because I want to get to know you.

02:19:08.000 Instagram is not my thing.

02:19:09.000 You have Instagram, though.

02:19:10.000 I don't have an Instagram.

02:19:11.000 I have a phone.

02:19:12.000 But you gave me your Instagram.

02:19:13.000 Yeah, but I have a phone.

02:19:14.000 Alright, Charles, you're being pushy.

02:19:16.000 Nope. I've never met a bitch that's been like, I'm being pushy. 1.00

02:19:19.000 They either be like, eh, okay, cool.

02:19:22.000 I'm giving you a chance here.

02:19:23.000 And I'm giving you one, too.

02:19:25.000 Okay, alright.

02:19:26.000 Thank you.

02:19:27.000 Alright, before that, can you buy me a drink?

02:19:30.000 That depends.

02:19:31.000 Are you going to call me?

02:19:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

02:19:33.000 When? Just DM me.

02:19:34.000 I don't do Instagram.

02:19:36.000 I told you that.

02:19:37.000 Are you slow?

02:19:38.000 You call me slow?

02:19:39.000 Yeah, just a little bit.

02:19:42.000 Takeisha! This girl call me slow, Takeisha! 1.00

02:19:45.000 Charles is a millionaire, so Charles is not going for none of that.

02:19:49.000 Yeah, but why are you in Brickhouse, Charles?

02:19:50.000 It's either you put my phone and you put my number in your phone.

02:19:53.000 Like these aggressive ass things. 1.00

02:19:55.000 You need to put my number in your phone now.

02:19:56.000 If you're a millionaire, why are you in Brickhouse?

02:19:59.000 Because it's a vibe.

02:19:59.000 It's a vibe.

02:20:00.000 It's a vibe.

02:20:01.000 Why are you in here?

02:20:02.000 Because I'm trying to get lit.

02:20:03.000 As beautiful as you are, you should not be in here.

02:20:06.000 Okay. What?

02:20:08.000 You don't belong here.

02:20:13.000 Okay, well, can you text me later?

02:20:15.000 DM me later?

02:20:16.000 No. You said text you, but you haven't...

02:20:19.000 Okay, fine.

02:20:20.000 Hit my number.

02:20:21.000 555. Ready?

02:20:22.000 No, I don't have my phone.

02:20:23.000 All right, put it in.

02:20:25.000 All right.

02:20:28.000 She was successful.

02:20:30.000 Okay. Not at all.

02:20:32.000 All right.

02:20:32.000 Very. All right.

02:20:33.000 Go ahead.

02:20:34.000 Okay, call me so that you can save my phone.

02:20:37.000 You're doing too much.

02:20:37.000 Oh, you wish I was.

02:20:39.000 You should ask.

02:20:39.000 You're doing too much.

02:20:40.000 You asked me for a drink, and you don't want it?

02:20:42.000 Yeah. Give me a drink first.

02:20:44.000 Come on, now. 0.87

02:20:45.000 Why are you so pushy?

02:20:46.000 Where are your friends?

02:20:46.000 Are you here by yourself?

02:20:47.000 Why are you asking me all these new questions?

02:20:49.000 This is one of my friends' way over there.

02:20:50.000 Okay, do you guys want to come to my sex now?

02:20:53.000 You're not searching that brick?

02:20:54.000 Alright, of course.

02:20:55.000 Honestly, we gotta start it off.

02:20:56.000 There we go.

02:20:57.000 Gave him that text now number.

02:20:58.000 No, I'm good.

02:20:59.000 I'm with my friends in the section over here.

02:21:01.000 Okay, tell your friends to come to my section.

02:21:03.000 No, we're good, though.

02:21:04.000 We know the guy.

02:21:05.000 So you don't want a free shot of Dom?

02:21:07.000 No, I'm lit already, girl.

02:21:09.000 I mean, boy, man, whatever.

02:21:10.000 I'm lit.

02:21:11.000 Charles, I'm Charles.

02:21:12.000 I'm out of here.

02:21:14.000 Alright, you know, I'll see you later.

02:21:16.000 I'm bye.

02:21:17.000 Well, I'll call you later.

02:21:18.000 Yeah, call me later.

02:21:18.000 How about that one?

02:21:19.000 She's never calling.

02:21:20.000 I'm never calling.

02:21:24.000 That was terrible.

02:21:25.000 That was so bad, I almost threw up.

02:21:28.000 Well, I am a woman.

02:21:29.000 I get picked up.

02:21:30.000 I don't do the picking.

02:21:31.000 That's the point, though.

02:21:32.000 It fucking hurts.

02:21:32.000 All that confidence you had, that shit was terrible.

02:21:35.000 And I don't have to do all of that to pick up women. 1.00

02:21:38.000 But that's the point, though.

02:21:41.000 You said it was easy.

02:21:42.000 Of course it is.

02:21:43.000 easy. You didn't do shit.

02:21:45.000 You got a phone number.

02:21:47.000 You expected that.

02:21:48.000 This is why I like doing that because it teaches the women how hard it is for men to actually attract women.

02:21:53.000 And he didn't say nothing.

02:21:55.000 You failed miserably.

02:21:57.000 First of all, I got his number, he got mine, and I got a picture.

02:22:07.000 Why would I smash in the club?

02:22:08.000 That's just nasty.

02:22:11.000 Maybe outside of the club, but inside the club is nasty.

02:22:15.000 I think it just happened magically.

02:22:17.000 Remember you said that in the club?

02:22:18.000 Yes, outside of the club, not inside the club.

02:22:21.000 I guarantee you, you can't smash that nigga. 1.00

02:22:23.000 Inside the club.

02:22:24.000 Ladies, how many of you guys think she was successful? 1.00

02:22:26.000 I want to go for Charles.

02:22:28.000 I definitely want to go for Charles.

02:22:29.000 Thank you, this is the real bitch. 1.00

02:22:31.000 He was successful until I said, oh shit, she's successful, and then he changed up real quick.

02:22:37.000 See, that's a real good strike.

02:22:39.000 You should've just hit her in the middle of the club. 1.00

02:22:42.000 No, check, check, check, check, check.

02:22:45.000 So I do this experiment all the time to show you guys how difficult it is for a man just to get attention from a girl or get a number.

02:22:52.000 What just transpired there happens all the time, where the girl is trying to get drinks, doesn't really give a shit, she just gets an Instagram follower, she's not really interested in him, or Snapchat, or whatever, and this happens all the time to guys.

02:23:02.000 So it is very difficult for men to get laid in 2025.

02:23:06.000 It's very easy for you guys to get laid.

02:23:08.000 So therefore, this is why men that can have a lot of bodies are respected.

02:23:10.000 The whole reason I brought this up is because you guys were trying to say, oh yeah, I'm gonna slut you out, whatever. 0.62

02:23:14.000 There's no such thing as a guy that's slutted out.

02:23:16.000 We have to work to get laid. 0.95

02:23:17.000 You guys don't.

02:23:18.000 That's why a man has sex with a lot of girls is respected. 1.00

02:23:20.000 A girl that fucks a lot of dudes is not. 1.00

02:23:23.000 Hmm.

02:23:23.000 That was terrible, Charles.

02:23:29.000 These are the headaches that men have to deal with to get a chick in a club. 0.98

02:23:32.000 It's a pain in the ass.

02:23:34.000 And he was acting like normal.

02:23:35.000 And you know what's funny too?

02:23:36.000 Notice how she said, oh, I'm a millionaire.

02:23:40.000 Who does that?

02:23:44.000 I love how women automatically, whenever we do the scenario, because you're not the first girl to do this, they automatically assume that they have money. 1.00

02:23:51.000 So let me get this straight.

02:23:52.000 We have to make money.

02:23:53.000 Be attractive, be charming at the club, entertain your dumb monkey ass, and then get your number and hang out with you.

02:23:59.000 Like, bro, it's crazy to me how, like, women don't get it.

02:24:03.000 Like, there's no such thing as male sluts. 1.00

02:24:05.000 You guys are the sluts. 1.00

02:24:06.000 We are the ones that are the conquerors.

02:24:08.000 We have to go through a way harder life to even get laid.

02:24:11.000 We're the homemakers.

02:24:12.000 It's not that hard to get laid.

02:24:13.000 If it's that hard to get laid, then it's you.

02:24:16.000 Your own subscriber is the only fans.

02:24:19.000 Do they all fuck you? 0.77

02:24:20.000 No. So why did it stop you then?

02:24:22.000 Because they like me, obviously.

02:24:24.000 No, I don't want to fuck you, nigga. 1.00

02:24:25.000 Duh! Okay.

02:24:26.000 It's like the point of the whole thing.

02:24:28.000 You do understand that...

02:24:30.000 OnlyFans has nothing to do with this.

02:24:32.000 Okay. You do understand that the whole reason why OnlyFans or pornography is so ubiquitous in society is because men struggle with women, right?

02:24:39.000 You know that, right?

02:24:40.000 I mean, I'm sure.

02:24:42.000 But didn't OnlyFans become more popular in 2020 when people were like, they couldn't leave their houses and stuff, so just being inside?

02:24:48.000 It's like a COVID thing.

02:24:49.000 I mean, it doesn't...

02:24:50.000 The reality is, yeah, you could go ahead and make the argument that COVID might have exacerbated the problem, but regardless, men have struggled with women for a very long time.

02:24:58.000 But that's the thing, I've been rejected by women before. 0.88

02:25:01.000 I've been rejected by women multiple times. 0.95

02:25:02.000 We're thinking about men getting rejected by women, not you.

02:25:05.000 Being rejected by women?

02:25:06.000 No, because he's saying it's harder for a man to really get laid, and it's not.

02:25:11.000 It's not hard for a man to get laid.

02:25:14.000 It's not hard for a man to get laid.

02:25:17.000 No, no, nigga. 1.00

02:25:18.000 I hate all my shots, nigga. 1.00

02:25:20.000 But I'm just keeping it real.

02:25:21.000 Most men don't have that.

02:25:22.000 Okay, keep it real.

02:25:24.000 And you know, I always find it amazing when OnlyFans girls say this.

02:25:27.000 You do realize the only reason you're able to be on OnlyFans or Prof is because men struggle with women, right? 0.87

02:25:31.000 Yeah. And some of them don't, though.

02:25:32.000 But the majority do.

02:25:34.000 Okay. That's my point.

02:25:36.000 Congratulations for struggling with women. 1.00

02:25:38.000 I don't know.

02:25:39.000 You don't care.

02:25:40.000 As a man, it should not be hard for you to crack a hoe. 1.00

02:25:43.000 Yeah, but you still profit off of niggas who can't fuck girls. 1.00

02:25:48.000 Yeah. See this problem.

02:25:52.000 You think you can understand us as men, but you really don't.

02:25:54.000 If you were in our body...

02:25:55.000 Trying to do what you're saying right now would be impossible.

02:25:57.000 Okay. No riz.

02:25:59.000 No riz.

02:26:00.000 Show us right now.

02:26:02.000 You see Charles didn't go through.

02:26:04.000 The chat hates Charles.

02:26:09.000 Let's see your riz.

02:26:12.000 He said, don't touch me though.

02:26:15.000 He's about to put on the dreads.

02:26:18.000 Oh yeah, that's the girl hair. 0.99

02:26:20.000 What's your name?

02:26:23.000 Christina's back, nigga. 1.00

02:26:24.000 What's your man name?

02:26:27.000 Charles 2.0.

02:26:29.000 You go, girl.

02:26:32.000 Slay. Go with Bobby or some shit. 1.00

02:26:35.000 I'm Adam today.

02:26:37.000 Adam 22. I need a time and place.

02:26:50.000 Time and a place?

02:26:53.000 Okay, we're at, like, 11 at, like, 10 o'clock at night.

02:26:57.000 Hell no.

02:26:57.000 You gotta be at Club 11. Okay.

02:26:59.000 Okay, no, we're at Booby Trap.

02:27:00.000 Fuck that.

02:27:01.000 We're at Booby Trap.

02:27:01.000 Okay. You're gonna definitely fuck a bitch.

02:27:03.000 All right.

02:27:04.000 Yeah. You're definitely fucking somebody at that motherfucker.

02:27:08.000 Hey, mom, what's up?

02:27:09.000 What's who?

02:27:10.000 Oh? Hey, what's up?

02:27:12.000 Nothing. What you trying to do after this?

02:27:14.000 Uh, this is the after party.

02:27:16.000 Oh, yeah.

02:27:17.000 No, it's not.

02:27:18.000 Illegal. Oh, oh.

02:27:27.000 I said don't touch me, nigga! 1.00

02:27:29.000 Damn! There she is, officer! 1.00

02:27:32.000 There she is, officer!

02:27:34.000 Grape! Grape! 0.99

02:27:36.000 Call the police!

02:27:37.000 Grape! There she is!

02:27:39.000 Grape! Grape! 0.99

02:27:41.000 No, nigga! 1.00

02:27:43.000 Hell no! 0.93

02:27:45.000 Your Honor, we got it!

02:27:46.000 Bring that ass over here, bro! 1.00

02:27:50.000 Yo, bruh, hold on, man!

02:28:05.000 Hey Siri, stop recording.

02:28:06.000 If that was y'all in the club, what would you do?

02:28:08.000 Call the police?

02:28:10.000 9-1-1.

02:28:11.000 9-1-1.

02:28:13.000 I'm gonna start swinging for my life, bro.

02:28:15.000 I'm gonna fight them.

02:28:16.000 Okay, so you failed horribly.

02:28:18.000 See, this is what I'm talking about.

02:28:20.000 I still crack that, though.

02:28:22.000 You're a racist now.

02:28:22.000 You go to jail.

02:28:25.000 Cracking in jail is what you mean.

02:28:26.000 That's wild, man.

02:28:30.000 I got three strokes in before you ran away.

02:28:34.000 No, you got three strikes! 1.00

02:28:38.000 That's insane, man.

02:28:42.000 I'm gonna stick to being a woman. 1.00

02:28:48.000 Crack that. 0.98

02:28:49.000 How I love being a woman.

02:28:51.000 Keeping it real, being a man is not easy.

02:28:53.000 In itself, and looking at women, especially with consent, is not always fun.

02:29:00.000 Do it again?

02:29:02.000 Diddy. FBI, open up!

02:29:04.000 The point is, you did it without consent.

02:29:06.000 That's crazy.

02:29:07.000 Baby oil and that shit.

02:29:09.000 Get over here. 0.99

02:29:10.000 Listen, you be in jail, and that is a L. That is wrong. 1.00

02:29:13.000 On the next episode of Fed Reacts, spit some game.

02:29:19.000 Tell some lies.

02:29:21.000 And then time flies.

02:29:22.000 And then we get them eyes.

02:29:24.000 And it's over.

02:29:25.000 This exercise always proves how little...

02:29:28.000 You can't be us ladies, I'm telling you right now.

02:29:30.000 It ain't easy.

02:29:31.000 And this is why we get respect for fucking girls, and you guys don't.

02:29:34.000 Like, this is why.

02:29:35.000 Because it is so hard.

02:29:36.000 Like, look, she's a rapist, bro.

02:29:37.000 Technically. Literally.

02:29:39.000 She got a sex fund with us immediately. 0.97

02:29:40.000 With no fear.

02:29:42.000 And nigga, she got a real bro. 1.00

02:29:45.000 She got no ass. 1.00

02:29:46.000 I got ass.

02:29:46.000 She got enough door-to-door in every neighborhood.

02:29:49.000 Wait, can you stand up?

02:29:51.000 Because I actually didn't, like, picture your ass.

02:29:53.000 Like, can I, like, see it?

02:29:54.000 Sure, sure, sure, sure.

02:29:56.000 Okay. Hell no, nigga. 1.00

02:29:57.000 You're a rapist.

02:29:57.000 Alright, let's go for it.

02:29:59.000 I hit three strikes before I became a rapist.

02:30:01.000 We're on YouTube, by the way.

02:30:03.000 He's free after tonight, if you want.

02:30:04.000 Nah, nigga. 1.00

02:30:05.000 I'm committed, man.

02:30:06.000 Claim your pride.

02:30:07.000 I've been in France too many times, nigga. 1.00

02:30:08.000 I ain't coming back to this shit.

02:30:09.000 I'm going for it, man.

02:30:13.000 Wayne! Get 50 subs on Rumble! 0.94

02:30:16.000 Let's go!

02:30:19.000 Yo, guys, we got 20,000 of you guys watching right now.

02:30:23.000 Let's go!

02:30:24.000 Where's she at?

02:30:25.000 Listen, I'm gonna drop the information about the fight, tomorrow's podcast, a fresh start on YouTube and Rumble, and me and Gary through a podcast is gonna be lit.

02:30:34.000 What time are you gonna do that?

02:30:35.000 8 p.m., nigga time. 0.99

02:30:38.000 Okay. You might start at 8.15.

02:30:41.000 8.15, there you go.

02:30:42.000 Okay. And we got somebody calling in, special guest, to confirm.

02:30:46.000 What I'm saying on camera, man.

02:30:49.000 Yeah, guys, we got 21,000 of you guys watching right now, man.

02:30:52.000 Welcome to the show, man.

02:30:54.000 It's great to see you guys here, man.

02:30:55.000 It really is, man.

02:30:56.000 Back to the old times.

02:30:57.000 Yeah, we're making...

02:30:57.000 2025, we're taking over, bro.

02:30:59.000 Yep. Okay, have you accepted the fact that your child will be bullied for your reckless behavior?

02:31:04.000 My child doesn't get bullied.

02:31:06.000 No? No.

02:31:07.000 How old is a kid?

02:31:08.000 That's good.

02:31:09.000 She's two. 0.99

02:31:10.000 Two? Yeah.

02:31:10.000 Is it a girl?

02:31:12.000 Yeah. I mean, not yet.

02:31:14.000 No, she's like, she doesn't get bullied. 1.00

02:31:16.000 She's like, everybody loves her.

02:31:18.000 She's too good.

02:31:18.000 That's fine.

02:31:20.000 Oh my god.

02:31:25.000 Why are y'all clipping me so bad?

02:31:31.000 Does size matter, ladies? 1.00

02:31:33.000 Refer to the example below for reference.

02:31:36.000 Can I answer that question?

02:31:40.000 Size does not matter.

02:31:43.000 Lemf or girf? 0.92

02:31:44.000 Girf. Okay, no lemf. 1.00

02:31:59.000 Alright. How come we don't make sandwiches or spin the wheel anymore?

02:32:02.000 Those were great shows that we haven't had Saving Lives 2075.

02:32:04.000 Oh, we can, bro.

02:32:05.000 We can.

02:32:07.000 So, we'll do sandwiches.

02:32:09.000 Let's do a sandwich show Friday.

02:32:11.000 There you go.

02:32:14.000 That sounds pretty good.

02:32:14.000 Yeah, that's fine.

02:32:15.000 All right.

02:32:16.000 Sandwich making contest for you niggas Friday, all right? 1.00

02:32:18.000 There you go.

02:32:18.000 All right.

02:32:19.000 We've seen you on Rumble, too, bro, for the get-to-sub.

02:32:21.000 Sandwich making contest, we'll bring it back Friday for you guys, all right?

02:32:24.000 And sub-a-thon in May?

02:32:26.000 Yeah, we're going to do a sub-a-thon for you guys in May.

02:32:29.000 We're just so busy this month, man, and then April as well.

02:32:32.000 So we're going to definitely do it in May.

02:32:35.000 Cool. All right, Lightning, how come...

02:32:41.000 General Drinn says, girl likes to Fresh look like the I wake up I chimp out meme.

02:32:48.000 Who's Fresh?

02:32:53.000 What does it look like?

02:32:54.000 Don't mind him.

02:32:55.000 We're comedians.

02:32:55.000 He's a hater.

02:32:57.000 This is a comedy skip, by the way.

02:33:00.000 Luke Longley says, look at these likes up.

02:33:02.000 Yeah, come on, man.

02:33:03.000 The likes are free.

02:33:04.000 Yeah, guys, yeah, because we got literally, um, yeah, 21,000 of you guys watching right now between Rumble and, um, and YouTube.

02:33:11.000 So guys, do me a favor, man, um, like the video on YouTube, man.

02:33:14.000 Can we drop the YouTube link in there?

02:33:15.000 Let's get the engagement to, like, 100%, as you guys know.

02:33:17.000 We're a splendid audience, bro.

02:33:18.000 We should really be having, like, 20k on fucking, you know, if we're on YouTube, we'd have 20k on there.

02:33:23.000 But, um, but yeah, but fuck YouTube.

02:33:25.000 Guys, like the video on YouTube so that we can get the engagement up so that more people can find us.

02:33:29.000 We're comedians.

02:33:30.000 And then we bring them over to Rumble, as you guys know.

02:33:32.000 Rumble is the home base for us because, you know, YouTube is pro-censorship and we fucking hate that shit.

02:33:36.000 So, you know, we're only on YouTube just to, you know, convert you guys over to the free speech platform, which is Rumble.

02:33:42.000 And it's getting better, guys.

02:33:43.000 I know some of y'all are like, oh, I hate Rumble.

02:33:45.000 Bro, trust me, it's getting better and better.

02:33:47.000 The UI is getting better day by day.

02:33:49.000 And, yeah.

02:33:50.000 Also, Neon, fuck you, bro.

02:33:52.000 You're a kid.

02:33:53.000 Goddamn. Neon, what?

02:33:56.000 What did Neon do?

02:33:57.000 On Twitter, bro.

02:33:57.000 Hit the single one person.

02:33:59.000 That's not neon, bro.

02:34:00.000 One person, bro.

02:34:02.000 I saw a tweet.

02:34:03.000 Oh. Okay.

02:34:04.000 You just made that kid's day.

02:34:06.000 Alright, we got some ladies' questions right here down below. 1.00

02:34:09.000 Uh-oh.

02:34:09.000 Yo, by the way...

02:34:10.000 Oh, yeah.

02:34:11.000 Second day in a row, by the way, we are on the front page of Rumble.

02:34:14.000 So shout out to you guys, man.

02:34:15.000 W, Rumble, man.

02:34:16.000 I don't know, guys.

02:34:17.000 You guys are saying monetize soon?

02:34:18.000 We'll see, bro.

02:34:18.000 I'm not holding my breath, man.

02:34:20.000 Because you guys know how YouTube is, bro.

02:34:21.000 Also, we've done a lot.

02:34:26.000 I can see the question.

02:34:30.000 It's anonymous.

02:34:32.000 The question is...

02:34:34.000 white powder or...

02:34:36.000 Yeah, I've never even smoked weed before.

02:34:38.000 It's called Christina.

02:34:39.000 There you go.

02:34:41.000 Yeah. I've never even smoked weed.

02:34:46.000 No Ritalin, nothing.

02:34:47.000 We don't even drink.

02:34:50.000 What race...

02:34:54.000 What race gives the best sex in aftercare? 1.00

02:35:00.000 What race gives the best sex in aftercare? 1.00

02:35:13.000 Probably Asians. 0.99

02:35:15.000 Oh, because they give them massages? 0.80

02:35:17.000 Oh my gosh.

02:35:20.000 I believe it.

02:35:22.000 They're quiet.

02:35:23.000 Or do you not understand?

02:35:24.000 I mean, keeping it real, I'll say niggas, man. 1.00

02:35:28.000 Niggas? What? 0.99

02:35:29.000 Ow, hold on, hold on. 0.96

02:35:30.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

02:35:32.000 I mean, many women. 1.00

02:35:33.000 Not many women. 1.00

02:35:34.000 How's it going?

02:35:35.000 Miss playing.

02:35:36.000 Miss playing.

02:35:37.000 So, alright.

02:35:39.000 Think about this, right?

02:35:41.000 Throughout the world, America, you know, Europe, you see a lot of women go towards black men.

02:35:50.000 It's not because...

02:35:51.000 Well, they've heard stories, but it's because at some point, you're going to get dogged out.

02:35:57.000 You're like, I'm curious.

02:35:58.000 How does this feel?

02:35:59.000 Black.com, G-Hub.

02:36:02.000 You've heard stories.

02:36:03.000 And to be real, aftercare just means you get some jizz in your face.

02:36:07.000 That's pretty much it.

02:36:08.000 So I think, niggas, man. 1.00

02:36:10.000 Just saying.

02:36:10.000 That's not what aftercare is to you.

02:36:14.000 Somebody nutting on your face is aftercare?

02:36:17.000 That's what y'all care about, no?

02:36:17.000 That's crazy.

02:36:18.000 Is that aftercare?

02:36:18.000 Sperm is actually good for facials.

02:36:21.000 Fuck now.

02:36:23.000 Sperm is bad for your eyes. 1.00

02:36:24.000 If a woman was to squirt on your face, were you going to walk away and just be like, oh my god, I had a perfect golden shot. 1.00

02:36:32.000 Sperm hurts in your eyes.

02:36:33.000 It's like a well-known thought that could really hurt because it could swim around in your eye.

02:36:36.000 It doesn't die if it's in the eye because the eye is wet.

02:36:39.000 Why do you think women have eyelashes? 1.00

02:36:41.000 Back in the day, they made women with fake eyelashes to protect. 1.00

02:36:45.000 I know you've seen that shit on social media.

02:36:47.000 I mean, that's history, love.

02:36:52.000 Street lead or the plug?

02:36:54.000 What? The plug.

02:36:56.000 They both come from the street though.

02:36:58.000 We don't do drugs.

02:36:59.000 I've never smoked weed in my life.

02:37:01.000 Oh wait, I fucking wrote that shit wrong, bro.

02:37:05.000 Because they're too high!

02:37:07.000 Bro, NYU sucks, man.

02:37:09.000 It's supposed to be dispensary or the plug, bro.

02:37:12.000 No drugs, no shoes.

02:37:19.000 We, for sure, but never any other drugs, for sure.

02:37:22.000 The dispensary or the plug?

02:37:24.000 Hey guys, by the way, let's get to 3,000 likes, man.

02:37:27.000 Let's get the engagement up, guys.

02:37:28.000 We should be at like 5,000 likes.

02:37:29.000 Again, we're trying to take over on YouTube, even though we hate YouTube.

02:37:32.000 But we are going to take over again in 2025, guys.

02:37:35.000 So, we've got 20,000 plus of you guys in here, man.

02:37:37.000 So, like the video, bro.

02:37:39.000 Subscribe to the channel on YouTube and on Rumble.

02:37:41.000 Follow it.

02:37:41.000 And, yeah.

02:37:43.000 Which girl here would you smash right now? 1.00

02:37:49.000 Chris? Which girl on the panel would you smash right now? 0.96

02:37:54.000 Well, who asked this question?

02:37:56.000 Can I have more than one girl? 0.96

02:37:58.000 Be honest.

02:37:59.000 Yeah. Look, Chris, go ahead.

02:38:01.000 Alright. Big tune.

02:38:07.000 Probably a Cuban and Gigi.

02:38:09.000 Threesomes. I think they said one, Chris.

02:38:14.000 All right.

02:38:16.000 I mean, probably a Cuban, man.

02:38:17.000 You know, she's a little, you know. 0.93

02:38:18.000 Okay. Now you.

02:38:23.000 Well, he's a faithful man.

02:38:25.000 I can't choose any lady. 0.98

02:38:25.000 Sorry. I can't. 0.98

02:38:27.000 That is true.

02:38:30.000 That is true.

02:38:30.000 He's a faithful man, you know?

02:38:31.000 Savannah, that's a good man.

02:38:33.000 I've turned my life around.

02:38:35.000 I'm a chosen man down, brother.

02:38:37.000 Yeah, let's go!

02:38:38.000 Yeah, I'm a faithful man, too.

02:38:43.000 No, I'm kidding you!

02:38:44.000 Yes, oh!

02:38:45.000 What? Yeah, I'm a face man.

02:38:46.000 Don't go off, go off.

02:38:48.000 Sure. Ayo, Myron in front.

02:38:49.000 I'm a chosen man just like you.

02:38:51.000 Ayo, Myron in front.

02:38:51.000 What was that?

02:38:52.000 Chosen man.

02:38:53.000 What the fuck does that be?

02:38:55.000 Thanks again for donating to the church the other day, man.

02:38:58.000 Black man don't cheat, okay?

02:39:02.000 You're a fucking liar.

02:39:04.000 Are you sure about that?

02:39:05.000 You said he's a liar?

02:39:08.000 You said he's a liar, right?

02:39:09.000 You're lying about that.

02:39:10.000 That's not enough that she gripped you, man.

02:39:13.000 She wants some more niggas. 1.00

02:39:13.000 Yeah, bro, what the heck? 1.00

02:39:15.000 Bad coochie or skinny coochie?

02:39:17.000 What? Yo! 1.00

02:39:18.000 That's funny, why?

02:39:19.000 Chris! Well, nigga, no, no, you go first, nigga! 1.00

02:39:22.000 I'm not gonna hold you, bro.

02:39:24.000 Yeah, I don't like fat girls. 1.00

02:39:26.000 I don't like fat people in general.

02:39:28.000 I mean, throw it to me, man.

02:39:32.000 Well, we're on YouTube.

02:39:33.000 I can't say what I'm supposed to say.

02:39:36.000 I mean, when a nigga's starving, a nigga's starving. 1.00

02:39:39.000 Thank you, Murray.

02:39:40.000 I'm gonna leave it there.

02:39:41.000 You don't like fat people or fat women. 0.99

02:39:43.000 I'll basically do what this nigga did. 1.00

02:39:44.000 Whoa, man.

02:39:46.000 I'll do what this nigga did. 1.00

02:39:48.000 Bruh, bruh.

02:39:49.000 Hey, man.

02:39:49.000 Come on, man.

02:39:50.000 We do, we do.

02:39:51.000 We do.

02:39:53.000 Crazy, bro.

02:39:54.000 What's going on?

02:39:57.000 Why you did that?

02:39:58.000 Trying to get our money back, man.

02:39:59.000 One full Elon.

02:40:00.000 These niggas are so terrified. 1.00

02:40:01.000 Trying to get our money back, man.

02:40:02.000 We're comedians.

02:40:03.000 All I do is I just show a book, man.

02:40:04.000 We got one last one.

02:40:05.000 This is a comedy skit.

02:40:06.000 That's not cool.

02:40:07.000 What made you want to start a podcast?

02:40:09.000 That was my question.

02:40:10.000 This is a comedy skit.

02:40:11.000 That's a good question.

02:40:11.000 Okay, I think we answered this before, but to help men become better.

02:40:14.000 And of course, we had dating tips for men.

02:40:17.000 They got a lot of value from it.

02:40:18.000 And of course, bringing guests onto the show to add some more value.

02:40:21.000 So I think men overall...

02:40:25.000 Genre and the vision.

02:40:27.000 Cool. Alright.

02:40:31.000 What is your body count?

02:40:33.000 Chris? About 160.

02:40:36.000 Wow. Okay.

02:40:37.000 We already know his.

02:40:38.000 You don't even have to ask him.

02:40:39.000 It's like, what, 535?

02:40:41.000 I'm sorry.

02:40:41.000 Can we ask him?

02:40:42.000 He already said it was like 535.

02:40:45.000 Yeah, something like that, yeah.

02:40:46.000 Oh, Mo.

02:40:47.000 Mo, it's yours.

02:40:48.000 Oh, shit, yeah.

02:40:48.000 What is yours, that guy?

02:40:52.000 Not your weight, your body count.

02:40:53.000 What? Oh my god.

02:40:56.000 What's your body count?

02:40:57.000 Zero. Smart.

02:40:58.000 Stop fucking lying.

02:41:03.000 Alright, first, go ahead, man.

02:41:06.000 What about him?

02:41:07.000 What's his body count?

02:41:09.000 In the green.

02:41:09.000 Yeah, Bills, yeah.

02:41:10.000 What's your body count?

02:41:11.000 Yeah, what's your body count?

02:41:11.000 They want to know.

02:41:14.000 Say it again?

02:41:15.000 What? The mic was off.

02:41:18.000 Talking the mic.

02:41:19.000 He said he's a man of God.

02:41:21.000 Come on, bro.

02:41:21.000 Why y'all niggas all pussed out, man?

02:41:23.000 Literally. I mean, there's only real ones?

02:41:25.000 Yeah, I know y'all some sluts up in this goddamn room. 1.00

02:41:28.000 Oh, you know.

02:41:30.000 Say, now they be sluts out like fuckers. 1.00

02:41:34.000 I ain't gonna smash the girl. 1.00

02:41:35.000 Come on, man.

02:41:36.000 And Haitian men don't cheat, bro.

02:41:39.000 Haitian men don't cheat.

02:41:40.000 We got him in crack and fucking everything.

02:41:43.000 What? How many kids is too many for a female? 1.00

02:41:47.000 No, fresh body count, nigga. 1.00

02:41:48.000 I can say, like, three is, like, way too many.

02:41:51.000 Like, two is, like, pushing it.

02:41:52.000 All right, so, so, uh, just keep it real, man.

02:41:58.000 I honestly forgot, bro.

02:41:59.000 I stopped counting.

02:42:00.000 So, like, two years ago, you said it was, like, no, never mind.

02:42:02.000 It's cool, man.

02:42:03.000 Okay, how many?

02:42:04.000 Okay, right?

02:42:04.000 Nigga, I don't even know at this point.

02:42:05.000 Are you up there with, like, blue-faced numbers?

02:42:07.000 Trust me, bro.

02:42:08.000 I'm bored again.

02:42:09.000 Are you like Nick Cannon type shit or like what's going on?

02:42:12.000 Nah. That nigga's different. 1.00

02:42:14.000 No, he's not.

02:42:14.000 Nick Cannon is different.

02:42:17.000 Hello, baby mama. 0.98

02:42:18.000 Kids, you got the money to do it.

02:42:20.000 That's the thing.

02:42:21.000 Wait, baby mom's a smash fan. 1.00

02:42:23.000 Two different things.

02:42:23.000 Push that.

02:42:24.000 Gotta pregnant. 1.00

02:42:25.000 Push that.

02:42:25.000 Gotta pregnant.

02:42:26.000 Goddamn. How many kids is too many for a female? 1.00

02:42:29.000 Chris, one.

02:42:30.000 How many kids?

02:42:31.000 One. Wait, wait, wait.

02:42:34.000 I thought it was muted.

02:42:36.000 To date seriously or to, like, just, uh, you know, fuck around with?

02:42:40.000 Because I really don't care.

02:42:41.000 It was three.

02:42:42.000 Was it you?

02:42:42.000 Not mine.

02:42:42.000 No, mine was the aftercare question.

02:42:44.000 It gotta be you.

02:42:45.000 No, you.

02:42:46.000 It ain't me.

02:42:46.000 I don't ask Riku questions.

02:42:48.000 You? You? 0.63

02:42:49.000 You. Pussy's real. 0.99

02:42:50.000 Bro, it was one of y'all.

02:42:51.000 It was you.

02:42:52.000 Grow up your ovaries, ladies. 1.00

02:42:53.000 Grow up your ovaries.

02:42:55.000 Somebody's lying.

02:42:56.000 Somebody's lying right now.

02:42:57.000 Come on, grow up your ovaries. 1.00

02:42:58.000 Be a woman. 0.97

02:42:59.000 I have two.

02:43:00.000 Look, I can tell.

02:43:01.000 I wrote three of them and one of that was not it.

02:43:04.000 Okay. By the way, let's get to 2,500 on the light meter for YouTube, man.

02:43:12.000 Because we got 2,100, bro.

02:43:14.000 The game should be at least 50% to 80%, man.

02:43:16.000 Come on, man.

02:43:17.000 I would say one is too many.

02:43:19.000 One is too many?

02:43:20.000 Do you have kids?

02:43:22.000 No. I did it before.

02:43:24.000 That shit was fucking ass.

02:43:25.000 How the fuck do you do kids before?

02:43:27.000 Where are they?

02:43:29.000 What I'm saying is...

02:43:30.000 I dated a single mother before.

02:43:33.000 That shit was ass.

02:43:34.000 And I married her too.

02:43:35.000 Stupid. Stupid.

02:43:37.000 Dumb choice.

02:43:38.000 Are you saying the kids are ass or are you saying she was ass?

02:43:42.000 I'm saying that scenario for guys.

02:43:44.000 It's not fun.

02:43:45.000 Some women be having some ratchet ass kids. 1.00

02:43:49.000 No, no, no.

02:43:50.000 Some kids are...

02:43:51.000 Some kids are fucking ugly.

02:43:53.000 No, no, trust me.

02:43:54.000 We've seen.

02:43:55.000 We've seen.

02:43:56.000 Bro, kids.

02:43:57.000 Oh my god.

02:43:58.000 Uh, what the fuck?

02:44:01.000 That was you for sure.

02:44:03.000 No, that wasn't.

02:44:04.000 Oh, wait, what's this?

02:44:06.000 Oh, yeah, that's probably me.

02:44:07.000 What's with you and diseases, nigga? 1.00

02:44:10.000 She's like, how many STDs y'all niggas had? 1.00

02:44:12.000 Yeah, how many have y'all had?

02:44:14.000 Chris? Bro, out of 535 people, I know you've been burnt at least once.

02:44:18.000 No, no, no.

02:44:20.000 Here's the thing.

02:44:21.000 It's gonorrhea.

02:44:22.000 In college?

02:44:24.000 Here's the thing.

02:44:25.000 Actually, I don't be going crazy raw.

02:44:28.000 I just don't do that.

02:44:29.000 I have before.

02:44:30.000 Don't get it twisted.

02:44:30.000 I have before.

02:44:31.000 I'm not going to lie.

02:44:32.000 But a good amount, I use a condominium.

02:44:35.000 A condominium?

02:44:39.000 I'm suffisdicated.

02:44:40.000 A condominium, protect the HOA, man.

02:44:42.000 Ah! My slow ass is like a condo. 1.00

02:44:47.000 He was talking about a condo.

02:44:48.000 So yeah.

02:44:49.000 No, I thought he was talking about a condo.

02:44:50.000 I still don't have any kids, bro.

02:44:51.000 I still don't have any kids.

02:44:52.000 How old are you guys again?

02:44:55.000 32. I'm 35. Jesus Christ.

02:44:57.000 Oh my God.

02:44:58.000 They are old as fuck.

02:44:59.000 They are old as shit.

02:45:01.000 I'll say this.

02:45:02.000 Yeah, so the number's not that crazy.

02:45:04.000 I know niggas. 1.00

02:45:05.000 One time, gone.

02:45:08.000 It's crazy out here.

02:45:09.000 Yeah, because they fuck girls who fuck guys. 1.00

02:45:11.000 It's a wild, wild lifestyle.

02:45:13.000 No, no, no.

02:45:16.000 Niggas gone. 1.00

02:45:17.000 Like it's over.

02:45:18.000 Like they have sick one time with a girl pregnant, boom. 0.99

02:45:20.000 No, no.

02:45:21.000 I'm talking about niggas. 1.00

02:45:22.000 The God, the God, the God.

02:45:24.000 Oh, AIDS and HIV and they died.

02:45:28.000 Oh, no, that's so sad.

02:45:30.000 They fuck girls who fuck gay men. 1.00

02:45:32.000 I mean, it's mostly in the, you know, alphabet community.

02:45:37.000 That's that Atlanta shit, sorry.

02:45:40.000 Where people's boyfriends I don't want nobody to take this question offensive.

02:45:45.000 Have you guys ever approached a woman and not knowing that she was transgender?

02:45:49.000 Nope. No.

02:45:51.000 I'm sober.

02:45:51.000 But thank God.

02:45:56.000 Nowadays it's starting to get crazy out here, man.

02:45:59.000 So, actually, funny story.

02:46:02.000 A guy we know, DM the girl, on Instagram.

02:46:06.000 No, no, no.

02:46:07.000 And she was trans?

02:46:08.000 A T. And almost been over her, but then he found out last minute that she wasn't, and then go.

02:46:16.000 You know what I mean, but I won't say his name.

02:46:19.000 But the text message is leaked.

02:46:20.000 I don't know who it is.

02:46:22.000 I'll tell you after.

02:46:23.000 Okay. He almost got caught up, though.

02:46:26.000 Almost. He almost got got.

02:46:29.000 But that's the thing.

02:46:31.000 That's what trans people do.

02:46:32.000 It's to sell a dream of fantasy.

02:46:34.000 They want to be so bad.

02:46:36.000 If you get tricked, that's just you.

02:46:39.000 Look at her hands. 0.87

02:46:40.000 Well, his hands.

02:46:42.000 Look at the hands.

02:46:43.000 Look at the feet.

02:46:44.000 I'm doing a test, man.

02:46:46.000 I want you to show up.

02:46:47.000 What's your test, Chris?

02:46:48.000 Listen, if we're, like, together, and then, you know, I'm gonna do a little pouch on a little vagina. 1.00

02:46:53.000 Oh, sorry, my bad.

02:46:55.000 If anything worried down there, I'm gone, bro.

02:46:56.000 Just ask for a baby photo.

02:46:58.000 Grape? How is it grape?

02:47:00.000 If it's just kissing me and shit like that.

02:47:01.000 Why are you touching me, bro?

02:47:02.000 I mean, not before if I don't say.

02:47:04.000 You said a little pat on the...

02:47:06.000 A little pat, you know what I'm saying?

02:47:07.000 A little pat.

02:47:08.000 The truck test.

02:47:09.000 A little pat is crazy.

02:47:11.000 Oh my God.

02:47:12.000 You took notes from Yaya?

02:47:13.000 *laughter* That went over my head.

02:47:20.000 I really didn't get it, y'all.

02:47:21.000 What if the surgery is like perfect, though?

02:47:23.000 Listen man, thank God I haven't been into that situation, but if I feel anything weird, if there's anything That's weird?

02:47:28.000 That is weird, bro.

02:47:29.000 Thank God, bro.

02:47:30.000 You wouldn't know, though, fully, though.

02:47:32.000 I know, but thank God it hasn't happened at all.

02:47:34.000 Because, like, if I even see, like, a big-ass hand or veins or, like, an Adam's apple, I'm like, you know what?

02:47:39.000 But some girls have big hands and big feet. 1.00

02:47:41.000 And you can get your Adam's apple removed.

02:47:44.000 Listen, I'm like...

02:47:45.000 And you can get your dick turned inside out.

02:47:47.000 I'll say this, though.

02:47:47.000 A lot of tall girls sometimes come off as that, but they're not.

02:47:52.000 Because they're tall.

02:47:53.000 Some men have tiny feet.

02:47:55.000 Listen, listen.

02:47:56.000 Shit, some men have tiny fucking feet and you'll be like, god damn, you're a bitch. 1.00

02:48:01.000 Alright, word from our sponsor.

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02:49:00.000 Did you pass that show?

02:49:03.000 I'm not going to pass that.

02:49:06.000 We're getting pretty fucking difficult right there.

02:49:08.000 This shit had to read.

02:49:11.000 This is not a pass.

02:49:13.000 This is not a pass.

02:49:15.000 This is a reading.

02:49:15.000 Nah, you're going to get paid for the show.

02:49:16.000 And thank you, Rumble Premium, for sponsoring this episode.

02:49:19.000 Bro, this is not a pay for this shit, bro.

02:49:23.000 Bro, it's always worth it.

02:49:25.000 They paid to get it fucking right.

02:49:28.000 I'm not hearing that.

02:49:28.000 This thing is focused, man.

02:49:30.000 He's nervous.

02:49:31.000 Hey! Listen, if I've got one word, listen.

02:49:35.000 I guarantee you though.

02:49:40.000 Guess what?

02:49:41.000 You won't forget how to read, right?

02:49:42.000 Ever? You don't know how to fucking read at all.

02:49:44.000 What do you mean?

02:49:46.000 I do.

02:49:47.000 And thank you, Rumble Premium, for sponsoring this episode.

02:49:49.000 Nigga says speech is free, but first can't get it. 1.00

02:49:54.000 See, ladies, they roast us, too. 1.00

02:49:56.000 But, hey, listen, you know what?

02:49:57.000 I embrace this.

02:49:58.000 It's funny.

02:49:59.000 Bro, yo, these out niggas punching air right now, man. 1.00

02:50:01.000 Y'all niggas are getting paid for this shit, bro. 1.00

02:50:02.000 Yo, yo, they charged us for this ass. 1.00

02:50:05.000 They charged us for that.

02:50:08.000 Okay. I'm gonna read it again.

02:50:17.000 Chris, read it.

02:50:22.000 You can't even understand most of the words that you were reading.

02:50:25.000 Chris, read the super chats, bro.

02:50:29.000 That was funny.

02:50:30.000 Yeah, but I was drunk, though.

02:50:32.000 What, you can't read either?

02:50:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but listen, I'm gonna read like halfway, right?

02:50:36.000 Cool, I got you.

02:50:36.000 So, free speech is on the attack, but Rumble refuses to back down.

02:50:39.000 What? Slow down now.

02:50:43.000 Wait, what?

02:50:44.000 That was like one word.

02:50:45.000 You forgot that word in.

02:50:47.000 First of all.

02:50:48.000 Rumble refuses to back down.

02:50:51.000 We've always believed in empowering voices, no matter how unpopular, and now we're taking the fight to the next level.

02:50:56.000 When major advertisers conspired to pull their dollars, even brands like Dunkin' Donuts turned their backs.

02:51:02.000 Claimant Rumble had a right-wing culture, but we're not here to fit the mold.

02:51:06.000 Yes. We're here to defend free expression.

02:51:08.000 Let's go.

02:51:10.000 Continue. Listen, I have to reach this side.

02:51:13.000 That was good.

02:51:16.000 I thought he was about to say he hasn't read it in a long time.

02:51:20.000 Wait, what?

02:51:22.000 Nigga, I know your little ass not talking, nigga. 1.00

02:51:24.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:51:29.000 Chris, bring it back up.

02:51:32.000 Bring it back up.

02:51:33.000 I know the ad is getting sick.

02:51:35.000 Show you the little ass how to read properly, nigga. 1.00

02:51:38.000 Alright, you have her read the ad.

02:51:39.000 Alright. Yeah, you read it, nigga. 1.00

02:51:41.000 Alright, free speech is under attack, but Rumble refuses to back down.

02:51:44.000 We've always believed in empowering voices, no matter how unpopular, and now we're taking that fight to the next level.

02:51:49.000 When major advertisers conspired to pull their dollars, even brands like Dunkin' Donuts turned their backs, claiming Rumble had a right-wing culture.

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02:52:17.000 I can't see it.

02:52:18.000 Okay. Can you make it bigger?

02:52:21.000 No, scroll up.

02:52:24.000 I'm short.

02:52:26.000 Scroll down.

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02:52:59.000 Yeah, bro.

02:53:00.000 How y'all like Dildo gonna beat y'all, man?

02:53:02.000 Damn. Damn.

02:53:04.000 Tomorrow weekend turns out to hot.

02:53:06.000 Don't worry.

02:53:07.000 He just said that.

02:53:07.000 Hey, bro.

02:53:08.000 Thank you for reading that ad for us.

02:53:11.000 Thank you very much.

02:53:12.000 You did good.

02:53:13.000 You did good.

02:53:13.000 Yeah, I know.

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02:53:22.000 Three for one.

02:53:23.000 Wait, someone said three for one because press felt?

02:53:27.000 Damn. What the fuck is going on, bro?

02:53:33.000 Hey, man.

02:53:36.000 We got three for one, so that's good.

02:53:37.000 Hey, you know what?

02:53:38.000 That's fine, man.

02:53:38.000 Exactly, bro.

02:53:39.000 I passed high school.

02:53:43.000 What is that?

02:53:44.000 She didn't pass life, though.

02:53:46.000 And you didn't pass reading that fucking bastard.

02:53:49.000 Oh, trust me.

02:53:50.000 Trust me, I can read it very well.

02:53:52.000 Okay, reread it then.

02:53:53.000 Cool, I will.

02:53:53.000 No, no, no, please don't.

02:53:55.000 No, no, no, please don't.

02:53:58.000 I got you, I got you.

02:53:59.000 Emotional. I got it, I got it.

02:54:01.000 She went from Oliphaz Oliphotics, man.

02:54:07.000 We don't want to see y'all niggas read the whole book. 1.00

02:54:10.000 Please, we don't want to hear it read again.

02:54:13.000 The first time is funny, but...

02:54:14.000 Yeah, man.

02:54:15.000 As soon as you open it, it just...

02:54:19.000 Like, why?

02:54:20.000 Just keep that closed.

02:54:21.000 Keep that one closed.

02:54:23.000 I'm okay with the rest.

02:54:25.000 Keep that one closed.

02:54:26.000 As soon as you open that particular chat.

02:54:29.000 I hate it.

02:54:31.000 What was that?

02:54:33.000 No more.

02:54:34.000 I love you.

02:54:35.000 Alright, let's get last thoughts from the ladies on the show. 1.00

02:54:38.000 We'll start here.

02:54:40.000 Guys like the video, by the way, let's get 3,000 likes before the end of the show.

02:54:43.000 We got 2,200.

02:54:44.000 Hit that like button, guys.

02:54:45.000 Smash it.

02:54:46.000 Let's get to 3,000.

02:54:47.000 Can we drop the YouTube link also on Rumble just so they can like it?

02:54:49.000 Yeah. Alright.

02:54:51.000 Hit it, love it.

02:54:51.000 Hold it short for you.

02:54:53.000 I liked it.

02:54:54.000 It was fun.

02:54:55.000 What'd you learn?

02:54:56.000 Hey, y'all!

02:54:57.000 What did I learn?

02:54:58.000 That Amsterdam is not.

02:55:03.000 Better than nothing.

02:55:05.000 What about you?

02:55:07.000 I'm not gonna lie, this show is cool as fuck.

02:55:10.000 I got told a ton of different mixed things, so yeah.

02:55:13.000 Like? A lot of different things.

02:55:15.000 Give us like two.

02:55:18.000 Just like, not do it type shit.

02:55:20.000 But I'm glad I came and like...

02:55:22.000 Found it out for myself.

02:55:23.000 You know, talk with y'all.

02:55:25.000 Y'all are cool as fuck.

02:55:26.000 Yeah. Okay.

02:55:27.000 Just a little bit.

02:55:28.000 Yeah, we got a lot of haters, but, you know, niggas are jealous. 0.99

02:55:30.000 And what did I learn?

02:55:32.000 That I don't know a fucking country, apparently.

02:55:35.000 I mean, it's something new we learned.

02:55:37.000 Well, don't worry.

02:55:38.000 Can you guys, like, tell me three countries, actually?

02:55:41.000 Sure. Okay, tell me.

02:55:43.000 Right now?

02:55:43.000 Yeah. Hold on.

02:55:45.000 No, tomorrow.

02:55:46.000 Just kidding.

02:55:48.000 Wait, for real?

02:55:49.000 Yeah. Are you serious?

02:55:50.000 I'm so worried.

02:55:51.000 Do you not know three countries?

02:55:53.000 What's going on here?

02:55:53.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:55:54.000 You ready for this?

02:55:55.000 Yes. Trinidad.

02:55:57.000 Okay. And Tobago.

02:55:59.000 Grenada. And Jamaica.

02:56:02.000 BUMBOCOT! BUMBOCOT! 1.00

02:56:03.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:56:05.000 You want more?

02:56:06.000 I mean, if you want to.

02:56:08.000 I only said three.

02:56:09.000 No, no, no.

02:56:09.000 You need more.

02:56:10.000 So you can learn more.

02:56:14.000 Can somebody throw me away right fucking now? 0.94

02:56:16.000 I'm just kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

02:56:18.000 Alright, cool.

02:56:19.000 Glad you liked it.

02:56:21.000 Who told you?

02:56:22.000 Was it like other influencers that told you don't come?

02:56:24.000 Yeah. Oh, I gotta know.

02:56:26.000 Who was it?

02:56:27.000 No names.

02:56:27.000 Keep it real.

02:56:28.000 What do you mean no names?

02:56:30.000 Keep it real, man.

02:56:30.000 Come on.

02:56:31.000 No names.

02:56:31.000 What's the girls, guys?

02:56:32.000 What's the occupation?

02:56:33.000 You said there were...

02:56:35.000 So were the influencers or no?

02:56:37.000 Yes. Yeah, what'd they say?

02:56:39.000 That it just wasn't worth it to come on here.

02:56:41.000 It wasn't worth it.

02:56:44.000 It was like more than that, but I'm not gonna just sit here and out it.

02:56:47.000 Who said it?

02:56:48.000 We're not gonna get mad or whatever.

02:56:51.000 People talk to you all the time.

02:56:52.000 I'm good.

02:56:53.000 Next. No, she doesn't want anything.

02:56:54.000 Come on, man.

02:56:55.000 My friends are supportive.

02:56:56.000 They watch you guys.

02:56:59.000 We're number one in Miami, so niggas are always gonna hate. 1.00

02:57:02.000 It wasn't worth it.

02:57:03.000 I mean, we're not perfect, but...

02:57:04.000 Wait, wait, wait.

02:57:05.000 So you're saying hoes is saying exposure and numbers isn't worth it, though? 0.99

02:57:08.000 I mean, I can, like, say a name, but I'm not gonna say it while we're online.

02:57:10.000 No, no, it's fine, because I don't want no traffic towards her, man.

02:57:13.000 Yeah. Oh, fuck her, man.

02:57:15.000 Yeah, fuck her, man. 0.97

02:57:15.000 Oh, you know who it is? 0.97

02:57:16.000 No, no, no, no, but, like, if you mention it, you know what I'm saying?

02:57:19.000 That's fine, bro.

02:57:19.000 Like, the thing, look, the reality is, like, I could name, like, maybe...

02:57:23.000 Three or five people here that actually have, like, real platforms in Miami.

02:57:26.000 Like, most of the people in Miami are fucking nobodies, to be honest with you.

02:57:30.000 Truly. Yeah, we're the biggest podcast in town, for sure.

02:57:34.000 Not many.

02:57:34.000 So, Nick's always gonna hate.

02:57:35.000 There's a couple streamers here, but, like, as far as podcasts, we're the biggest by far.

02:57:38.000 Yeah. So, hey, Nick's gonna hate.

02:57:40.000 What about you?

02:57:42.000 What about me?

02:57:43.000 What about the podcast?

02:57:43.000 Last thoughts.

02:57:44.000 Last thoughts.

02:57:45.000 Um, it was smooth.

02:57:46.000 I learned that cum shots are dangerous.

02:57:48.000 It's the eye.

02:57:50.000 Wait, are they actually dangerous to your eyeballs?

02:57:52.000 They can swim in your eye.

02:57:54.000 You have liquid in your eye.

02:57:56.000 You can swim through the liquid, bro, so it can live in your eye.

02:57:59.000 So you're saying if you get a cum shot in your eye, it'll just be like, you got a kid in that bitch? 1.00

02:58:05.000 That's what makes your eye hurt.

02:58:08.000 Wait, is that actually what gives you pink eye?

02:58:10.000 You can get pink eye from having nothing in your eye.

02:58:12.000 I thought it was from somebody farting on your pillow.

02:58:14.000 It's from people matter.

02:58:15.000 That's from putting shit in your eye.

02:58:16.000 Washing your skin. 0.99

02:58:19.000 All right, yeah guys, like the video now, let's get to 2,500 and just 3,500 for 3,000.

02:58:24.000 Let's go.

02:58:25.000 Before we end the show.

02:58:25.000 You and these fucking sounds.

02:58:26.000 That's crazy.

02:58:27.000 And--It's a cummy song.

02:58:30.000 I don't think it's those people you named.

02:58:31.000 It's not them.

02:58:32.000 It's a female, I think.

02:58:33.000 It's a female.

02:58:34.000 It's not dudes.

02:58:36.000 Because y'all are naming names.

02:58:37.000 Dudes. Alright, what about you?

02:58:38.000 What's your final thoughts?

02:58:40.000 It was fun.

02:58:40.000 I'm really looking forward to hitting my vape again.

02:58:43.000 I really like smoking my vape.

02:58:45.000 I'm not going to lie.

02:58:46.000 I'm really looking forward to it.

02:58:47.000 I want to smoke again.

02:58:48.000 That's all.

02:58:48.000 I'm sober on vape.

02:58:49.000 Definitely going to smoke his joint after that.

02:58:52.000 That's great.

02:58:55.000 I'm curious.

02:58:55.000 Just from my observation.

02:58:58.000 Is it true that girls relax by just smoking weed after? 1.00

02:59:01.000 A stressful scenario?

02:59:03.000 Yeah. I smoke weed from the minute I wake up to the minute I go to bed.

02:59:07.000 So, like, for me, I'm just always really relaxed.

02:59:09.000 Oh, my God.

02:59:10.000 It depends on the situation.

02:59:12.000 I'm always like this.

02:59:12.000 When is it ever, like, Toosie?

02:59:15.000 When did we start talking about Toosie?

02:59:19.000 I thought we don't do drugs.

02:59:20.000 That's not weed.

02:59:20.000 That's a powder.

02:59:20.000 That's a pink powder.

02:59:21.000 I know, but they always talk about, I want Toosie, but why is that?

02:59:25.000 Diddy made it.

02:59:26.000 Alright, so there was like this time when in the clubs, people were passing it around, not everybody knew what it was, so you would do it the first time, you thought, oh, it's coke, but they didn't know it was Tuesday, and then they had like the best time of their fucking life.

02:59:36.000 And then after that first, you know, round, now everybody fucking wants it.

02:59:39.000 I mean, it was engineered to be like the most addictive shit ever, comes in a powder, it's not easily just to waste from cocaine.

02:59:45.000 And it's pink looks like it could be Molly or something else I know for a fact the chat is like we are awesome drug addicts Cleanest purist just best cards bros no offense to my Spanish girlies, but I've seen witness only Spanish people I feel like That's that space vibe.

03:00:16.000 What about you?

03:00:17.000 Honestly, only women can do drugs. 1.00

03:00:20.000 That's a lie.

03:00:21.000 Nobody should do drugs.

03:00:23.000 Well, here's the thing, right?

03:00:23.000 If you're a girl and you do drugs, nobody cares.

03:00:25.000 But if you do drugs as a guy, like, you can't be productive, you become lazy, you can't get shit done.

03:00:31.000 Like, I could party all day and do drugs.

03:00:32.000 Like, well, us, bro, it's like, if we're not productive, we're cooked.

03:00:34.000 No, I would want to smoke a drink with my man, but I wouldn't want you to be snorting Tuesday in the bathroom. 0.94

03:00:39.000 Fuck that.

03:00:40.000 But you also want a man to be, like, a protector and a provider.

03:00:43.000 Like, you can't be smoking pot all day.

03:00:45.000 Y'all want it all, man.

03:00:46.000 Y'all want it all.

03:00:48.000 We just don't want to crack it.

03:00:51.000 That's how it starts, man.

03:00:52.000 What's the weed?

03:00:53.000 What was the question?

03:00:54.000 That is not how it starts.

03:00:56.000 It starts with a crack.

03:00:57.000 That's how being a crack can dig a head.

03:00:58.000 Not with nothing to do with weed.

03:01:00.000 It has to do with crack, bro.

03:01:01.000 It's in the name.

03:01:02.000 Come on.

03:01:03.000 That one time is good, another time.

03:01:05.000 Before you know what you're doing every day.

03:01:06.000 So I smoke weed every day.

03:01:08.000 Am I a crackhead?

03:01:08.000 No, I'm not using crack.

03:01:10.000 If you have an addictive personality...

03:01:12.000 The fact that you literally said, I gotta smoke right after this, that's crackhead behavior.

03:01:15.000 I'm not using crack.

03:01:17.000 I'm not talking about smoking crack.

03:01:19.000 If I was talking about, I need to smoke my crack right now, then I would be a crackhead.

03:01:23.000 The behavior of being addicted to something like that is bad.

03:01:26.000 Okay, what about you?

03:01:26.000 You can't operate without it.

03:01:27.000 Call me a crackhead.

03:01:28.000 What was the question again?

03:01:31.000 My experience here?

03:01:32.000 Yeah, last thoughts.

03:01:33.000 I was also told not to come here by two people.

03:01:37.000 Were they also influencers or no?

03:01:38.000 What are their names?

03:01:40.000 No names.

03:01:41.000 Come on.

03:01:41.000 I'm not a snitch.

03:01:42.000 Are they influencers too or just random people?

03:01:45.000 One, I guess, is.

03:01:47.000 Other one's family.

03:01:49.000 I don't listen to anyone, but I came here myself.

03:01:51.000 Oh, we can tell you're here.

03:01:52.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:01:54.000 You guys are cool.

03:01:55.000 Honestly, it was really fun.

03:01:56.000 Also, another reason, too, I think people be telling y'all not to come on is, like, out of jealousy, too, because it's, like, a good opportunity.

03:02:01.000 No. They be saying that, like, y'all disrespect women and stuff. 1.00

03:02:05.000 Literally, like, they say, like, you guys disrespect women, like, you guys, like, do this and do that.

03:02:11.000 we would never talk down about females and shit like the chat does the chat though i don't know all i'm gonna say i don't really heard anything disrespectful honestly it depends on you how you take it you know like they could say whatever you take it yeah Yeah, well a lot of times when if you see me disrespecting a girl, it's because she's been a pain in the ass typically for like an hour or two. 0.62

03:02:31.000 She's been mean to us first.

03:02:32.000 We're nice guys, by the way.

03:02:35.000 A lot of girls that come on the show are entitled as fuck, bro. 1.00

03:02:38.000 And rude.

03:02:39.000 Because it's like big platform, you're able to come on a show.

03:02:43.000 Cause like a lot of these girls have like no following really besides do that, whack off to their fucking IGs. 1.00

03:02:48.000 Yeah, big egos.

03:02:48.000 And they come on and think that they got ego.

03:02:50.000 I think a lot of people judge you guys based off the screen grabs that are floating around.

03:02:56.000 My little brother told me he was like, do not go!

03:03:00.000 Do not fucking go!

03:03:02.000 He was like, they're going to drag you.

03:03:04.000 I said that.

03:03:05.000 I'm sound within myself, so I'm good.

03:03:07.000 I was like, but overall, you guys are pretty cool.

03:03:10.000 I think you're pretty.

03:03:11.000 I thought it was gonna be a lot of out-of-five shit.

03:03:12.000 Everybody's cool.

03:03:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:03:15.000 Everybody's cool.

03:03:16.000 I think he did pretty well.

03:03:17.000 My little brother's 23. Shout out to King if you ever watch this.

03:03:25.000 Alright, so coming up shortly...

03:03:27.000 We got...

03:03:28.000 You're shooting tomorrow debrief?

03:03:30.000 Yes. I'll be covering...

03:03:31.000 Tomorrow, guys, I'll be covering...

03:03:32.000 There's been a leak in the Trump organization with some war plans with Yemen.

03:03:36.000 We're going to be talking about that.

03:03:38.000 You are fake, dude.

03:03:39.000 So I'll be covering that, and I'll also cover some other political, cultural stuff.

03:03:42.000 It's going to be a good time.

03:03:44.000 Tomorrow, 5 p.m., and then I think Fresh is going to do his thing at like 8, 8.30.

03:03:47.000 Yeah, we're going to break down training topics.

03:03:49.000 We've got special guests.

03:03:50.000 Actually, two special guests coming on the show, and we're going to talk about the fight.

03:03:54.000 No one backed out.

03:03:55.000 We're going to do a full detail, but what happened with Aiden and Sneeko, and of course, Neon, fuck you, nigga, you're a kid. 1.00

03:04:01.000 I might also have Richard Gage on to talk about 9-11 as well, guys.

03:04:05.000 As you guys know.

03:04:06.000 My daughter's birthday is 9-11.

03:04:09.000 What the fuck?

03:04:10.000 I swear.

03:04:11.000 The way I want to be like, yeah.

03:04:13.000 So I might do it tomorrow, guys, or on Thursday.

03:04:15.000 One of those two days.

03:04:16.000 I'm going to bring Richard Gage on.

03:04:17.000 We're going to talk about 9-11.

03:04:22.000 Diabolical. Thank you guys tomorrow for the debrief.

03:04:23.000 We'll be back tomorrow and then pressure show.

03:04:25.000 We're comedians.

03:04:26.000 Love you guys and see you tomorrow at 5pm.

Fresh & Fit - March 25, 2025

Is The Morning Routine Masculine Or Suspect?

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