Fresh & Fit - Man Got 50k In Debt From E-Girl Streamers?!

00:08:54.000 And we are live.

00:08:55.000 What's up, guys?

00:08:55.000 Welcome to Friendship Podcast.

00:08:56.000 After our edition, let's get into it.

00:08:57.000 Let's go!

00:09:08.000 Let's get into it.

00:09:17.000 Nobody cares, bro.

00:09:18.000 Get out.

00:09:28.000 Out.

00:09:28.000 Put your shoes on outside.

00:09:30.000 You don't gotta put them on in here.

00:09:47.000 Alright, we are back.

00:09:48.000 What's up, guys?

00:09:49.000 Welcome to the Freshly Podcast.

00:09:50.000 After our edition, we're joined with some lovely ladies.

00:09:51.000 A quick announcement when we get into the show, guys.

00:09:53.000 Number one, rumble.com slash freshlyfit.

00:09:54.000 As you guys know, that is the home base for us.

00:09:56.000 Also, castlesclub.tv.

00:09:58.000 We might have something coming in the future, guys.

00:10:01.000 I don't want to say too much.

00:10:03.000 Change.

00:10:04.000 Yeah, we might have some change, but it's a good change, and don't worry, it's going to be...

00:10:08.000 More fun.

00:10:09.000 It'll stay free, so don't worry.

00:10:11.000 It won't cost y'all no money.

00:10:12.000 But I think it'll make it so we're a little bit more available to y'all.

00:10:17.000 So we just got out of the phone with a buddy of ours, and we got some things in the works for y'all.

00:10:21.000 More diverse, so to speak.

00:10:22.000 More diverse for you guys.

00:10:24.000 What else?

00:10:24.000 Guys, yacht party!

00:10:26.000 August 10th.

00:10:27.000 130 foot plus yacht, three stories.

00:10:30.000 It's gonna be from 9 p.m.

00:10:31.000 to 1 a.m.

00:10:32.000 That Saturday.

00:10:33.000 Open bar, free food, 350 people, okay?

00:10:36.000 We're gonna probably have around 200 girls, 150 guys.

00:10:39.000 It's gonna be great.

00:10:40.000 You can have like over a two-to-one ratio.

00:10:41.000 It's gonna be a good time.

00:10:42.000 Tickets are only $998, guys.

00:10:45.000 Super cheap.

00:10:46.000 And I just got worried.

00:10:47.000 We may have somebody, uh, not by plane or by car, but by train coming to the yacht.

00:10:53.000 There you go.

00:10:54.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:10:57.000 It's going to be a good time, guys, so make sure that you guys tap in, and it's ffpod.org for the Yacht Party, August 10th, that Saturday, 9 p.m.

00:11:04.000 to 1 a.m., guys, open bar, free food.

00:11:06.000 It's going to be a great time.

00:11:06.000 We're going to have a bunch of hot girls there.

00:11:08.000 It's going to be Liddy.

00:11:09.000 The best Miami Yacht Party you know.

00:11:10.000 And just so you guys know, you will never, ever find a Yacht Party for only $9.98, for under $1,000 in Miami.

00:11:18.000 With an open bar.

00:11:18.000 You're going to find a Cuban captain saying, Que bola!

00:11:21.000 Paying 2k minimum, and it's going to be 13 people max.

00:11:25.000 Yeah, and you've got to bring your own girls.

00:11:27.000 And liquor.

00:11:28.000 Yep, so it won't be lit at all, man.

00:11:30.000 So, guys, just make sure to, you know, if you want to go ahead and party with us, hang out with us, and then also, one VIP ticket left, $3,500 for that ticket.

00:11:37.000 We're going to have a Rolex giveaway on the yacht as well.

00:11:39.000 It's going to be a good time, guys.

00:11:40.000 Make sure you join in, jump in with us.

00:11:42.000 As you guys know, I'm going to be leaving to Los Angeles tomorrow morning, actually.

00:11:46.000 Well, today.

00:11:46.000 Yeah, technically today.

00:11:48.000 Well, in an hour.

00:11:48.000 An hour.

00:11:49.000 And I'll be out there with Vitaly and stuff like that.

00:11:51.000 I know they're streaming now, I think.

00:11:52.000 I don't know.

00:11:53.000 Yes.

00:11:54.000 ATK watching.

00:11:55.000 Yeah, so it's going to be a good time.

00:11:56.000 I'll be out there catching some Predators with him, as you guys know.

00:11:59.000 That's what I used to do back in the day.

00:12:00.000 My old job.

00:12:01.000 FBI, open up!

00:12:02.000 And anything else?

00:12:04.000 That's it.

00:12:05.000 Chris?

00:12:05.000 Chris.

00:12:26.000 We're good to go.

00:12:37.000 Let's get live!

00:12:39.000 Alright.

00:12:40.000 Alright!

00:12:40.000 Do you actually even post on X? Yeah, I do.

00:12:42.000 Yesterday I did.

00:12:43.000 What do you post?

00:12:44.000 Um, I forgot what I did.

00:12:45.000 Clips!

00:12:46.000 No, clips.

00:12:46.000 You post clips?

00:12:47.000 You don't post nothing, bro.

00:12:48.000 Yo, that's terrible.

00:12:49.000 Well, you don't post nothing either.

00:12:51.000 I post lifestyle.

00:12:51.000 You try to treat it like Instagram, and then you get loken up like, oh, this is not Instagram.

00:12:55.000 You know what?

00:12:56.000 It's fine.

00:12:57.000 The people that follow me like my lifestyle stories, so I'll keep posting that stuff.

00:13:00.000 Twitter is the Higher IQ app, my friend.

00:13:01.000 You are right.

00:13:02.000 Yeah, you're right, man.

00:13:03.000 Twitter is crazy, bro.

00:13:04.000 Yeah, Twitter is...

00:13:05.000 Higher IQ and tits.

00:13:06.000 Yeah, well, If you go looking for it, like you, probably.

00:13:10.000 No, I don't, man.

00:13:11.000 I'll go down a hole.

00:13:13.000 I'm like, what the fuck?

00:13:13.000 Chris's history is big titties and...

00:13:16.000 I use it for news.

00:13:17.000 I follow political accounts, both left and right-leaning, right, to get both sides.

00:13:20.000 But yeah, anyway.

00:13:22.000 No, but like the girls be like, you know, on the panel, I have a Twitter, I follow the Twitter, or I look at the Twitter, I'm like, what the fuck?

00:13:28.000 Why do I say this?

00:13:32.000 That is scary, bro.

00:13:34.000 Did you end up linking up with your girl from last time?

00:13:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:37.000 Nah, nah, man.

00:13:37.000 Nah, she crazy as fuck, man.

00:13:40.000 I won't lie to you, man.

00:13:41.000 And, like, after the show, she was, like, on her phone the whole time, like, sugar daddies and shit, so I'm like, what's up, girl, man?

00:13:47.000 Like, how much?

00:13:48.000 I'm gone.

00:13:49.000 How much?

00:13:50.000 1K? I'm like, man.

00:13:54.000 Wait, what?

00:13:54.000 No, no, no, I said she might charge me like 1k, you know, some of that, like a discount.

00:13:58.000 Oh, oh, oh.

00:13:58.000 They said you saw 1k, like 1k.

00:13:59.000 Nah, nah, bro.

00:14:00.000 No, like, before the show, she was on the phone.

00:14:02.000 Nick said you get a discount.

00:14:03.000 Discount?

00:14:04.000 Yeah, any discount.

00:14:07.000 Okay, ladies, welcome to the show.

00:14:10.000 If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status, and if you want to, of course, your body count.

00:14:16.000 Welcome back to the show.

00:14:18.000 Hi, I'm Jen, and I'm 23, and I'm a new CEO, I guess, like an entrepreneur, because I just finally got my LLC for my cooking business.

00:14:27.000 Nice!

00:14:28.000 I'm going to be doing catering.

00:14:29.000 What do you think?

00:14:30.000 How do you cook?

00:14:31.000 All types of food.

00:14:33.000 But it's just like, whatever my client wants is really the thing.

00:14:37.000 I want to customize it to just being elite clients.

00:14:39.000 Whatever your client wants.

00:14:40.000 Where are you from originally?

00:14:43.000 Cuba.

00:14:45.000 She means Miami.

00:14:48.000 Highest education level completed?

00:14:52.000 Cuba.

00:14:53.000 Sorry.

00:14:55.000 My AA. Sociology.

00:14:57.000 Okay.

00:14:58.000 And then relationship status?

00:14:59.000 Single.

00:15:00.000 Still?

00:15:01.000 Are you pairs together?

00:15:03.000 What?

00:15:03.000 No.

00:15:04.000 No?

00:15:05.000 Birth control for you?

00:15:07.000 I'm sorry, what?

00:15:07.000 Birth control for you?

00:15:08.000 Oh, no.

00:15:09.000 No?

00:15:09.000 Okay.

00:15:10.000 Should've had fresh ass that one.

00:15:12.000 And then you said Cuban, right?

00:15:13.000 Full Cuban?

00:15:14.000 Yes.

00:15:15.000 What happened to the match on Pop the Balloon?

00:15:17.000 Any outcome of that at all?

00:15:18.000 Oh, we went out, but he's just my friend.

00:15:20.000 That was it?

00:15:21.000 Yeah, he's just a little boy.

00:15:22.000 It was just like...

00:15:23.000 Okay.

00:15:24.000 I mean, he's a nice guy, though.

00:15:25.000 He still, you know, he texts me and I... Wait, how old was he?

00:15:28.000 He's 20.

00:15:29.000 That's the barber.

00:15:32.000 I was the only one that did a match.

00:15:34.000 Shout out to him, he cut my hair today.

00:15:35.000 Yeah, he's cool.

00:15:36.000 Alright.

00:15:37.000 Yeah, I need a last minute haircut, so shout out to Ethan.

00:15:40.000 What about you?

00:15:42.000 Hi, my name's Jessica Robinson.

00:15:44.000 Okay, you got a haircut too, alright.

00:15:46.000 No, you didn't!

00:15:48.000 No, you didn't!

00:15:50.000 No, you didn't!

00:15:51.000 What do you call that?

00:15:52.000 I don't know.

00:15:53.000 I don't know.

00:15:54.000 My agency decided on it when I finally got signed by my agency in New York.

00:15:58.000 Fire them.

00:15:58.000 Yeah.

00:15:59.000 Fire them.

00:16:00.000 Nah, nigga!

00:16:02.000 That's her luck, bro!

00:16:02.000 That's her luck!

00:16:04.000 Okay, alright.

00:16:04.000 Name, age?

00:16:05.000 How old are you?

00:16:06.000 I'm 35.

00:16:07.000 Okay, where are you from originally?

00:16:08.000 I'm originally from Ohio.

00:16:10.000 Okay, what part of Ohio are you from?

00:16:13.000 Centerville, that's near Dayton.

00:16:14.000 That's the suburbs of Dayton, Ohio.

00:16:16.000 Okay.

00:16:16.000 What do you do for work?

00:16:17.000 You said model?

00:16:18.000 Yes, I'm a commercial model and I'm also a leader at Amazon for sort.

00:16:24.000 So I'm a leader there.

00:16:26.000 Okay.

00:16:26.000 Nice.

00:16:27.000 So when you said commercial model, what's the difference between a commercial model and all the other girls that call themselves models?

00:16:32.000 Commercial is strictly through agency.

00:16:34.000 We book commercial work.

00:16:35.000 Oh, like a real model.

00:16:35.000 Yeah.

00:16:36.000 We booked like JCPenney, Neutrogena, things like that, magazines, so.

00:16:41.000 Okay.

00:16:42.000 Does it pay well?

00:16:42.000 Yes.

00:16:43.000 All right, so you can still have a completed for you?

00:16:44.000 College.

00:16:45.000 I graduated, bachelor's.

00:16:47.000 In what?

00:16:47.000 In science.

00:16:49.000 It was for the music industry.

00:16:52.000 I'm sorry, I'm nervous.

00:16:54.000 It was for music production and business management for the music industry.

00:16:58.000 So it was, oh, was it a B, like a BS? Yes.

00:17:02.000 Okay, a BS in music in what?

00:17:04.000 Business management for the music industry.

00:17:06.000 I went to Full Sail University.

00:17:09.000 That's legit.

00:17:10.000 The most legit one, actually.

00:17:12.000 Full Sail University.

00:17:13.000 Where's that at?

00:17:13.000 Orlando.

00:17:14.000 Down here.

00:17:15.000 And then, relationship status?

00:17:17.000 I'm married.

00:17:18.000 How long have you been married for?

00:17:20.000 I've been married for a year, but we've been in a relationship for now it's 13 years.

00:17:24.000 Wow!

00:17:25.000 What does he do?

00:17:26.000 He is retired now.

00:17:29.000 We have an age gap.

00:17:31.000 What did he used to do prior?

00:17:33.000 He was a production painting contractor.

00:17:37.000 Okay.

00:17:38.000 Production painting contractor?

00:17:39.000 Yeah, so he like painted houses a day.

00:17:41.000 Okay.

00:17:42.000 Yeah, he did like hard, hard work.

00:17:43.000 And how'd you guys meet?

00:17:45.000 We met on the beach, actually, in San Diego when I lived there for a while.

00:17:48.000 Wow.

00:17:48.000 I met his iguana.

00:17:49.000 I loved his iguana.

00:17:50.000 So I ran up to him on the beach, and I was like, I want to pet the iguana.

00:17:55.000 And he was like, cool.

00:17:56.000 I'm sure he did all right.

00:17:57.000 Yeah.

00:17:57.000 You know.

00:17:58.000 Well, so you guys met when you were like 22.

00:18:01.000 Yeah.

00:18:02.000 Okay.

00:18:02.000 Wait, how old is he?

00:18:04.000 He is 65.

00:18:06.000 Oh, okay.

00:18:08.000 That is a...

00:18:08.000 So they met like when she was like...

00:18:10.000 He was 52 when he met you?

00:18:12.000 Yeah, I didn't even know he was 52 when I met him.

00:18:14.000 He didn't look like it.

00:18:15.000 He still don't look like it.

00:18:16.000 Wow.

00:18:17.000 Oh, I see why you married him.

00:18:18.000 Wait, what?

00:18:19.000 That insurance coming in soon.

00:18:21.000 No, I actually have the insurance.

00:18:27.000 We actually got married, and he got my insurance, because I have the good insurance right now.

00:18:36.000 I think he means life insurance.

00:18:38.000 Yeah, life insurance.

00:18:38.000 Not like insurance.

00:18:40.000 I think he means life insurance, yeah.

00:18:42.000 Now you will.

00:18:46.000 Alright, are your parents still together?

00:18:50.000 No.

00:18:51.000 Okay, um, birth control for you?

00:18:53.000 No.

00:18:53.000 Do you guys have any kids or no?

00:18:54.000 No.

00:18:55.000 Do you want kids?

00:18:56.000 Not anymore.

00:18:57.000 Um, he had a kid and she passed away.

00:18:59.000 She was murdered in Tijuana.

00:19:01.000 What?

00:19:02.000 So he kind of like pushed back from having children, so.

00:19:06.000 How old was his kid?

00:19:08.000 My age.

00:19:10.000 Oh, he had a kid that was literally 34 years old.

00:19:12.000 No, she was 23 when she passed.

00:19:15.000 She would have been 34 today.

00:19:16.000 She would have been 34 today.

00:19:17.000 Wow.

00:19:18.000 And did she get like kidnapped or something to you, Juana?

00:19:21.000 No, she had a lot of issues because her mother had done some things to her when she was young, and he got custody, but the drugs still messed with her mind, so she was down there doing drugs and stuff.

00:19:34.000 I'm not going to play the music, man.

00:19:35.000 Relax.

00:19:36.000 Okay.

00:19:36.000 Damn.

00:19:37.000 That's sad to hear.

00:19:39.000 Okay.

00:19:39.000 And then what's your ethnic background?

00:19:41.000 I'm black.

00:19:43.000 Okay.

00:19:43.000 Like me?

00:19:44.000 Yeah.

00:19:44.000 There you go.

00:19:46.000 All right.

00:19:46.000 And body count?

00:19:51.000 No?

00:19:54.000 What?

00:19:55.000 You don't have to answer.

00:19:56.000 Is that your body count?

00:19:57.000 Oh, my body count.

00:19:58.000 I got to do her on to the next person.

00:19:59.000 Eight.

00:20:01.000 Okay.

00:20:02.000 Eight hundred?

00:20:03.000 Okay.

00:20:03.000 No, eight.

00:20:04.000 I'll believe her.

00:20:05.000 I get people tested before.

00:20:07.000 That's good.

00:20:08.000 Eight for 34?

00:20:10.000 That's not bad.

00:20:11.000 That's not that bad.

00:20:12.000 Okay.

00:20:12.000 Alright, what about you?

00:20:13.000 My name is Gabby.

00:20:14.000 I'm 22.

00:20:15.000 What's so funny, Mo?

00:20:17.000 Sorry.

00:20:22.000 Don't mind him, okay?

00:20:23.000 Don't worry about him, bro.

00:20:23.000 He's an alcoholic.

00:20:24.000 Don't mind him.

00:20:25.000 It's okay.

00:20:26.000 She flew in to see us, so, man.

00:20:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:20:33.000 All right.

00:20:34.000 Okay.

00:20:34.000 What's your name?

00:20:35.000 My name is Gabby.

00:20:36.000 Okay.

00:20:37.000 How old are you, Gabby?

00:20:37.000 22.

00:20:38.000 All right.

00:20:40.000 Where are you from?

00:20:41.000 I'm from Washington originally, but I just moved out here.

00:20:44.000 Washington, D.C. or Washington State?

00:20:46.000 Washington State.

00:20:47.000 Okay, what part of Washington?

00:20:48.000 Seattle.

00:20:49.000 Oh, shit.

00:20:50.000 There ain't nothing out there.

00:20:52.000 Shit, boring.

00:20:53.000 Yeah.

00:20:54.000 Like, that's where he went to high school and everything.

00:20:56.000 How long have you been in Miami, then?

00:20:57.000 Like two weeks.

00:20:59.000 Oh shit.

00:21:00.000 You just got out here.

00:21:01.000 Yeah.

00:21:02.000 Okay.

00:21:02.000 Fresh, is she corrupted yet in your opinion?

00:21:04.000 Yes.

00:21:06.000 I would say she's tethered on the line of corrupted, but she dealt with it a little bit.

00:21:11.000 Is he accurate?

00:21:13.000 Nope.

00:21:14.000 Define corrupted.

00:21:16.000 Like, have you become a Miami girl yet, is my question, basically.

00:21:19.000 Um, a little bit.

00:21:21.000 I mean, I do like to go outside.

00:21:22.000 She's teething on the line of it.

00:21:24.000 Yo, why should I stay in Zerka?

00:21:26.000 Oh yeah, so we did pop the balloon, you matched with Zerka.

00:21:28.000 Anything happen after that?

00:21:30.000 You go out after, meet up?

00:21:31.000 No.

00:21:32.000 No?

00:21:32.000 No, but he's funny.

00:21:34.000 He's really funny.

00:21:36.000 What do you do for work?

00:21:39.000 I'm transitioning jobs right now.

00:21:40.000 I came out here to like open up a business, but I was a stripper in Seattle.

00:21:59.000 I'm like, what?

00:22:00.000 She's a girl, bro.

00:22:03.000 These niggas, man.

00:22:04.000 You used to dance in Seattle.

00:22:07.000 You were a dancer.

00:22:08.000 You're not dancing out here.

00:22:10.000 You said you came here to start a business.

00:22:11.000 What kind of business were you going to start out here?

00:22:13.000 I want to start my own clothing line.

00:22:15.000 I want to open up a boutique.

00:22:16.000 I really like fashion.

00:22:20.000 I want to make tiny clothes for tiny girls.

00:22:23.000 Okay.

00:22:24.000 Well, I guess like the name of it.

00:22:26.000 What would it be?

00:22:29.000 Probably like...

00:22:29.000 Tiny Tots.

00:22:33.000 What?

00:22:36.000 It's under construction right now.

00:22:37.000 We're still figuring out the name.

00:22:38.000 Okay.

00:22:39.000 Okay.

00:22:39.000 Highest education level completed for you?

00:22:41.000 I went to beauty school.

00:22:42.000 I'm a licensed esthetician, but I'm not passionate about that.

00:22:46.000 Okay.

00:22:48.000 Relationship status?

00:22:51.000 I'm a full-time sugar baby, so I don't know, like not single.

00:22:54.000 At least you're honest though.

00:22:56.000 At least she's honest.

00:22:57.000 That's crazy.

00:22:59.000 Yeah, I don't work.

00:23:01.000 I work for him.

00:23:03.000 Okay.

00:23:04.000 Yo, W Sugar Baby.

00:23:06.000 Okay.

00:23:07.000 Hey, the sugar is sweet, huh?

00:23:08.000 Okay.

00:23:09.000 So, the China Saxons, do you want more Mapplican?

00:23:12.000 More what?

00:23:13.000 Mapplicants for sugar, sugar, whatever.

00:23:16.000 Daddies.

00:23:17.000 Nope!

00:23:17.000 Send the sugar my way.

00:23:19.000 Oh, there you go.

00:23:21.000 Okay.

00:23:21.000 Give Chris a cut.

00:23:22.000 Alright, so you said you're a full-time sugar baby.

00:23:24.000 Is it with one sugar daddy, or how many you got now?

00:23:27.000 Just one.

00:23:27.000 Just one?

00:23:28.000 How'd you find him?

00:23:29.000 I used to be a stripper.

00:23:31.000 Okay.

00:23:31.000 So he came into the club.

00:23:32.000 Oh, he came to the club, alright.

00:23:33.000 Did he move you to Miami?

00:23:35.000 Yes.

00:23:36.000 Okay.

00:23:37.000 Because in my head, I was like, bro, how do you come out here and say you're going to start a business and not start and just still have a...

00:23:41.000 And not work a job at all.

00:23:42.000 Yeah, not work a job.

00:23:43.000 I mean...

00:23:44.000 Well, you'd be surprised.

00:23:45.000 That's typical.

00:23:45.000 Yeah, that is actually very typical.

00:23:47.000 What's his name?

00:23:48.000 No, I'm fucking around.

00:23:49.000 I'm fucking around.

00:23:49.000 What?

00:23:51.000 I just want to say.

00:23:52.000 My name's Aiden.

00:23:53.000 I miss you, Pookie.

00:23:55.000 Wait, Aiden Ross?

00:23:56.000 No.

00:23:57.000 I hope not.

00:23:59.000 Aiden Ross?

00:23:59.000 No.

00:24:00.000 Okay.

00:24:01.000 He's an older gentleman, I'm assuming.

00:24:02.000 Yeah.

00:24:03.000 You can't be a sugar daddy unless you're, like, a daddy.

00:24:08.000 Okay.

00:24:09.000 Are your parents so together?

00:24:13.000 I was adopted.

00:24:15.000 Makes sense.

00:24:15.000 Makes a lot of sense.

00:24:18.000 Makes a lot of sense here.

00:24:20.000 Okay, Gabby, we got you.

00:24:22.000 We understand you, Gabby.

00:24:23.000 Trust me.

00:24:24.000 Very well.

00:24:25.000 You're right.

00:24:28.000 It was as I've heard that, huh?

00:24:29.000 Yeah.

00:24:31.000 Myron misses it.

00:24:32.000 It's all Biggie's fence now.

00:24:34.000 What's happening?

00:24:34.000 I wasn't going to play it though.

00:24:36.000 It's okay.

00:24:37.000 She's a survivor.

00:24:38.000 Are you on birth control?

00:24:39.000 No.

00:24:40.000 Okay.

00:24:41.000 What's your ethnic background?

00:24:43.000 Pacific Islander and black.

00:24:46.000 Which Pacific?

00:24:48.000 From Guam.

00:24:49.000 Alright, body count?

00:24:51.000 Bro, you don't see nobody from Guam.

00:24:52.000 Below five.

00:24:54.000 Below five?

00:24:55.000 Below five.

00:24:56.000 Oh, okay.

00:24:57.000 I thought one of five.

00:24:58.000 Wait a minute.

00:24:59.000 Wait a minute.

00:24:59.000 Stop!

00:25:00.000 Stop the show!

00:25:01.000 Come on, Gabby!

00:25:02.000 Gabby, come on, Gabby.

00:25:04.000 I love this girl.

00:25:05.000 No, baby, I keep it tight.

00:25:07.000 Gabby, come on Gabby.

00:25:08.000 Before my sugar daddy, I actually was just in a five-year relationship.

00:25:12.000 So, he went to prison, unfortunately.

00:25:15.000 Prison?

00:25:17.000 So you're telling me, I mean, nobody?

00:25:19.000 Not yet, I mean...

00:25:21.000 Gabby, don't lie to Gabby, come on Gabby.

00:25:27.000 No, not yet.

00:25:28.000 Where's Zerka at?

00:25:29.000 Like, shit.

00:25:30.000 Yo, this is so much count, bro.

00:25:32.000 Okay, cool.

00:25:33.000 I'm bleeding right.

00:25:34.000 No, find someone.

00:25:35.000 Find someone out here.

00:25:36.000 I haven't.

00:25:36.000 Zirka's here.

00:25:37.000 You know what?

00:25:38.000 You know what?

00:25:38.000 Fuck that.

00:25:39.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:25:40.000 Have you not smashed your Zirka daddy?

00:25:42.000 Yeah, that's what I just thought.

00:25:43.000 No.

00:25:44.000 We're not.

00:25:44.000 We don't do that.

00:25:46.000 Man.

00:25:47.000 Yo, listen, bro.

00:25:47.000 He just, like, takes care of me.

00:25:49.000 Wow.

00:25:51.000 Wait.

00:25:51.000 How old is he?

00:25:53.000 41.

00:25:53.000 What?

00:25:54.000 What?

00:25:56.000 So this nigga just pays you to pay you?

00:25:58.000 42?

00:25:59.000 Yeah.

00:26:00.000 Yo, Zerka!

00:26:02.000 Yo, what up?

00:26:02.000 Your sugar baby's here.

00:26:04.000 Oh, God.

00:26:04.000 Gabby.

00:26:05.000 Hi.

00:26:05.000 She's great.

00:26:06.000 She's awesome.

00:26:07.000 Can you pull up for her, bro?

00:26:08.000 She wants to smash.

00:26:10.000 Yeah, yeah, but I need three girls total, bro.

00:26:14.000 Can three of them give me a head today?

00:26:17.000 I'll bring them with me.

00:26:18.000 Wait, you in Miami?

00:26:19.000 Wanda and Cosmo?

00:26:20.000 Yeah, cause she's so sweet.

00:26:22.000 She brought two girls and all three of them were giving me a head as I was smacking them over the head, like yelling at them and slapping them.

00:26:28.000 It was like, it was crazy, dude.

00:26:30.000 Wait, yo, Zerka, you remind me, right?

00:26:34.000 Oh, Zerka, I'm on stream by the way.

00:26:35.000 I'm on stream.

00:26:36.000 Wait, where you at?

00:26:37.000 Wait, where you at?

00:26:43.000 You in Canada?

00:26:45.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm heading to Turkey.

00:26:47.000 Hey, Myron, do you want to come with me to Turkey?

00:26:49.000 Nah, man, fuck Turkey, bro.

00:26:50.000 I'm going there.

00:26:51.000 Hey, Myron, in a week, I'm leaving for Turkey if you want to come.

00:26:54.000 You should go, bro.

00:26:56.000 Oh, he's going to probably go hang out with Sneeko, right?

00:27:01.000 We should go, bro.

00:27:03.000 We should go.

00:27:05.000 You ever seen a movie Taken, nigga?

00:27:06.000 Nah.

00:27:07.000 I'm not trying to get taken, man.

00:27:09.000 You watched it?

00:27:09.000 A movie you watched?

00:27:10.000 Is it with that white guy?

00:27:11.000 Yeah.

00:27:13.000 Why would you get taken?

00:27:14.000 You're not a girl.

00:27:16.000 I know, bro.

00:27:17.000 She'll get taken, for sure.

00:27:19.000 Okay, Zerka.

00:27:20.000 Later, bro.

00:27:21.000 Miss you.

00:27:22.000 Hey, God bless you too.

00:27:25.000 God bless your podcast.

00:27:26.000 Never forget, you're better than these women.

00:27:29.000 They have to listen to me.

00:27:32.000 Alright, thanks man.

00:27:34.000 He's a good person.

00:27:38.000 He confirmed.

00:27:39.000 You said black and you're from Guam.

00:27:42.000 Alright, interesting.

00:27:44.000 And then never smash sugar daddy.

00:27:46.000 Alright.

00:27:47.000 I don't know why.

00:27:48.000 What are you writing this stuff down?

00:27:51.000 Yeah, I am writing it down because that is a little weird.

00:27:55.000 Wait, hold on.

00:27:55.000 So no type of favors?

00:27:56.000 Nothing at all?

00:27:57.000 He's actually not writing anything down.

00:27:59.000 Favors.

00:28:00.000 Okay.

00:28:00.000 But nothing inside?

00:28:02.000 Favors.

00:28:03.000 Uh, no.

00:28:04.000 Yeah.

00:28:05.000 Just favors.

00:28:06.000 Just like a BJ? Um, not even.

00:28:09.000 Just like dinner dates and shopping trips.

00:28:13.000 How does that benefit him?

00:28:14.000 Vacation.

00:28:15.000 It doesn't benefit him.

00:28:16.000 I'm like, hmm.

00:28:19.000 Alright.

00:28:20.000 Fair enough.

00:28:21.000 Whatever works, I guess.

00:28:22.000 Pokes over the gram.

00:28:23.000 Don't tag him.

00:28:25.000 I got no boo.

00:28:27.000 Like, nigga, stay out the picture, man.

00:28:32.000 She's Aiden.

00:28:33.000 Aiden will take it as money.

00:28:34.000 Goddamn.

00:28:35.000 All right.

00:28:35.000 What's your name?

00:28:38.000 So my name is Marib.

00:28:41.000 Marib?

00:28:41.000 Yeah.

00:28:42.000 Mira.

00:28:42.000 Let's say Mira.

00:28:43.000 Oh, Mira.

00:28:44.000 Yeah.

00:28:44.000 Okay.

00:28:45.000 How old are you, Mira?

00:28:45.000 That's easier.

00:28:46.000 I'm 30 years.

00:28:47.000 Okay.

00:28:47.000 Where are you from?

00:28:48.000 Damn!

00:28:49.000 I came from Dubai before coming here.

00:28:51.000 Habibi!

00:28:53.000 Where are you actually from?

00:28:56.000 I'm originally Kenyan.

00:29:00.000 What do you do for work?

00:29:01.000 I'm a teacher.

00:29:03.000 Okay.

00:29:05.000 Highest education level completed?

00:29:06.000 Okay, Chris.

00:29:07.000 Bachelor's of Education.

00:29:09.000 Okay.

00:29:09.000 Where'd you get it from?

00:29:10.000 Kenya.

00:29:12.000 Okay.

00:29:12.000 Are you a teacher in Kenya or America?

00:29:16.000 Both.

00:29:17.000 I was.

00:29:18.000 I was a teacher in Kenya, I was a teacher in Dubai, and now I'm a teacher here.

00:29:21.000 Okay, what do you teach?

00:29:23.000 Elementary.

00:29:24.000 Okay.

00:29:25.000 Yeah.

00:29:25.000 Okay, so you, but you, okay, but so you were a teacher in three different places, but now you're fine, you live in Miami now.

00:29:31.000 I'm a teacher here as well.

00:29:33.000 Okay, but you live in Florida now, right?

00:29:35.000 Yeah.

00:29:35.000 Okay.

00:29:37.000 Highest education level complete, oh no, sorry, relationship status.

00:29:40.000 Single.

00:29:41.000 All right, are your parents together?

00:29:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:29:44.000 Okay.

00:29:45.000 Birth control for you?

00:29:46.000 Yeah.

00:29:47.000 Yes?

00:29:48.000 Okay.

00:29:49.000 And then you said you're full Kenyan, right?

00:29:51.000 Yeah.

00:29:53.000 Okay.

00:29:53.000 So, a question.

00:29:55.000 So you grew up in Kenya, then you was a teacher in United Arab Emirates.

00:29:59.000 Yeah.

00:30:00.000 And then you came to United States.

00:30:01.000 How long have you been here now?

00:30:02.000 One year.

00:30:03.000 Okay.

00:30:04.000 Actually, I'll be one year next month on 17th.

00:30:08.000 And then you said you came from Dubai.

00:30:10.000 You went to go vacation or something?

00:30:12.000 Or were you...

00:30:13.000 I was a teacher too.

00:30:15.000 So you went to go see friends?

00:30:16.000 No, I was a teacher.

00:30:18.000 So basically teaching has just helped me to move to within the countries.

00:30:22.000 Well you said you've been teaching here for a year or so.

00:30:24.000 Yeah, but I'm 30 years so I was teaching in Dubai for like six years and then I taught here for one year.

00:30:33.000 You just teach all everywhere huh?

00:30:35.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:30:36.000 FBI open up!

00:30:37.000 I would say I'm an international teacher.

00:30:41.000 There's something called international t-shirts, so you just move within countries and teach.

00:30:46.000 Does that sound right to you?

00:30:47.000 Yeah.

00:30:49.000 Okay, I mean...

00:30:50.000 I didn't even know that a Kenyan degree would allow you to be a teacher in America or somewhere else, no?

00:30:54.000 I also didn't know, but apparently it does.

00:30:58.000 Was it under the table?

00:30:59.000 So you don't need a degree at all.

00:31:02.000 I think my grandma had to get a degree because she did that in the past.

00:31:06.000 She was a teacher in Germany because that's where my uncle was born.

00:31:09.000 And she had to get a degree there, I thought.

00:31:15.000 Myra, what's up, man?

00:31:17.000 I just have so many questions.

00:31:18.000 It's okay.

00:31:20.000 Immigration!

00:31:21.000 Yeah, we'll just move on, bro.

00:31:23.000 We'll just move on.

00:31:24.000 Okay, what about you?

00:31:24.000 What's your name?

00:31:25.000 Camille.

00:31:26.000 Camille?

00:31:27.000 How old are you, Camille?

00:31:28.000 Uh, 27.

00:31:29.000 Okay.

00:31:30.000 Where are you from?

00:31:31.000 Hey, y'all!

00:31:32.000 West Palm?

00:31:33.000 West Palm Beach, okay!

00:31:34.000 What do you do for work?

00:31:35.000 Um, well, I do lashes.

00:31:37.000 Follow me on my lash account, Lashlingual.

00:31:40.000 Okay.

00:31:41.000 Um, I'm an investor.

00:31:43.000 Oh, I'm not done.

00:31:44.000 Oh, you do investing, too?

00:31:45.000 Yes.

00:31:46.000 What do you invest in?

00:31:47.000 Um, I flip cards.

00:31:51.000 Okay.

00:31:51.000 What kind of cars?

00:31:53.000 I don't have my dealer's license, so I just find a car lot dude, give him a sum of money, and then he goes to the auction, buys a car, flips it with my profit, makes a profit, and then I just keep doing it.

00:32:09.000 And then the last thing I do is I'm in sales also.

00:32:13.000 Okay.

00:32:13.000 Interesting.

00:32:14.000 Okay.

00:32:14.000 So you flip cars, lashes, and sales?

00:32:16.000 Mm-hmm.

00:32:17.000 Okay.

00:32:18.000 And then relationship status?

00:32:22.000 Situationship.

00:32:23.000 Okay.

00:32:24.000 Who doesn't want to commit, you or him?

00:32:28.000 Both.

00:32:30.000 Oh, so y'all fucking then.

00:32:35.000 Well, that's obvious, Chris.

00:32:37.000 I plead the fifth.

00:32:41.000 So wait, because normally when that happens, one party doesn't want to commit and the other one does.

00:32:45.000 That's why it's a situationship.

00:32:47.000 Who would you say is the one that doesn't want to commit more?

00:32:53.000 I would say...

00:32:54.000 him.

00:32:55.000 Of course.

00:32:56.000 Okay, what does he do for a living?

00:32:58.000 Um, he has a clothing brand and he just works at a regular job, like banquets.

00:33:05.000 Oh, so he a nigga, then?

00:33:09.000 Clothes and banquets, man?

00:33:11.000 He eats and goes out in clubs, man.

00:33:14.000 What, Chris?

00:33:14.000 Yeah, I think he's right.

00:33:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:16.000 Yeah, he eats food and goes out to clubs dressed in flying and shit, so he a nigga, man.

00:33:20.000 Alright, is he black?

00:33:22.000 Yeah.

00:33:25.000 So, why do you think he doesn't want to commit?

00:33:30.000 We're young, and...

00:33:32.000 Is he 27 as well?

00:33:34.000 Yeah.

00:33:35.000 That's not young.

00:33:38.000 It is.

00:33:38.000 For him it is.

00:33:39.000 Not for you, though.

00:33:40.000 I mean...

00:33:41.000 You better be 30, nigga.

00:33:42.000 Yeah, I know.

00:33:43.000 Yeah, it's true.

00:33:44.000 Time's ticking, man.

00:33:45.000 Get on your shit, nigga.

00:33:46.000 The fuck?

00:33:46.000 You gotta be engaged soon.

00:33:49.000 You know what the fuck going on?

00:33:51.000 What's up?

00:33:54.000 Tick tock, tick tock, Tom Sicken.

00:33:56.000 Okay.

00:33:57.000 So yeah, what are you going to do if he doesn't want to commit?

00:34:01.000 Keep doing what I'm doing.

00:34:02.000 Just build myself up and just do me.

00:34:05.000 All right, queen.

00:34:06.000 Single life?

00:34:08.000 Fuck these niggas.

00:34:12.000 I mean, yeah, it's always that, I guess.

00:34:14.000 Money first.

00:34:14.000 Yeah.

00:34:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:16.000 How long have you guys been in this, uh, situationship for?

00:34:19.000 I plead the fifth.

00:34:21.000 Like, three years?

00:34:22.000 Like, one year?

00:34:22.000 Okay, how long have you guys known each other for?

00:34:24.000 How about that?

00:34:27.000 Mmm, you don't even know.

00:34:28.000 A long, periodically amount of time.

00:34:30.000 It's been on and off?

00:34:32.000 It's never been off.

00:34:35.000 Good D, huh?

00:34:37.000 Y'all?

00:34:37.000 Okay, I plead the fifth.

00:34:39.000 Y'all niggas read me like a book.

00:34:41.000 Shit!

00:34:42.000 Did you guys like go to high school together or something?

00:34:45.000 I plead the fifth.

00:34:47.000 Damn, they've known each other for like 10 years.

00:34:49.000 Yeah, literally.

00:34:49.000 Off and on.

00:34:50.000 About 20 years, bro.

00:34:52.000 Like, loving hip-hop.

00:34:53.000 Yeah, okay.

00:34:56.000 Have you asked them, like, why aren't we something more serious?

00:35:00.000 What's his excuse?

00:35:01.000 No.

00:35:02.000 Oh, you never did?

00:35:03.000 No.

00:35:04.000 So how's he gonna know that you want a relationship if you don't, like, tell him?

00:35:08.000 I mean, we once were, so how you gonna, like, it's obvious.

00:35:12.000 I'm not gonna ask something I already know.

00:35:14.000 So who ended it then?

00:35:17.000 Um, me?

00:35:19.000 But it's like, it's complicated.

00:35:21.000 I said, situationship?

00:35:22.000 Why'd you end it?

00:35:26.000 I plead the fifth.

00:35:27.000 This is a dating podcast.

00:35:29.000 No, it's not.

00:35:30.000 It is.

00:35:31.000 Yes.

00:35:32.000 This is a dating podcast?

00:35:34.000 You what?

00:35:36.000 At the core, this is what it is.

00:35:37.000 Dating.

00:35:38.000 No.

00:35:39.000 I didn't think it was.

00:35:40.000 How you tell us about our own show, nigga?

00:35:42.000 Wasn't she on the dating one?

00:35:43.000 I found love here.

00:35:45.000 Yeah, she did.

00:35:46.000 With a white boy.

00:35:48.000 Huh?

00:35:48.000 With a white boy.

00:35:56.000 You're funny, man.

00:36:00.000 Okay.

00:36:01.000 Are your parents together?

00:36:04.000 No, but they love each other.

00:36:09.000 You know what's funny?

00:36:12.000 When she laughs and jiggles.

00:36:16.000 What?

00:36:20.000 Wait, what?

00:36:22.000 No, the lust lady arms.

00:36:23.000 They jiggle.

00:36:24.000 Oh my god, you're such a fucking asshole.

00:36:27.000 Sorry, it's just like too funny.

00:36:31.000 It's okay, he's ugly anyway.

00:36:35.000 Sorry.

00:36:35.000 You have anything you want to say back to him?

00:36:37.000 Yeah, roast me.

00:36:37.000 I'm black as hell.

00:36:38.000 Oh no.

00:36:40.000 Well, she's talking to me, but hey, it's all good.

00:36:43.000 No, she's not, bro.

00:36:44.000 Nigga, she is, bro.

00:36:45.000 Nigga, you're black as fuck, bro.

00:36:46.000 Nigga, I'm not that Kenyan black, bro.

00:36:49.000 I'm like, Caribbean black.

00:36:51.000 Really?

00:36:51.000 She looks lighter.

00:36:55.000 Miracle.

00:36:56.000 Well, you're next to me.

00:36:58.000 There you go, that's why.

00:37:01.000 You're pretty black, man.

00:37:03.000 Alright, Camille, are you on birth control?

00:37:05.000 Absolutely not.

00:37:07.000 And what's your ethnic background?

00:37:09.000 I am Jamaican and American.

00:37:13.000 Wait, Jamaican and what?

00:37:15.000 Jamaican and my dad is from Georgia.

00:37:18.000 Okay, so African-American?

00:37:19.000 Yeah.

00:37:20.000 Okay, cool.

00:37:21.000 And then last but not least, what's your name?

00:37:24.000 Nana.

00:37:25.000 It's Nana?

00:37:26.000 Yes.

00:37:26.000 Okay, how old are you, Nana?

00:37:27.000 21.

00:37:28.000 Okay, what do you do for work?

00:37:30.000 I'm unemployed.

00:37:32.000 If I'm employed?

00:37:32.000 They're friends.

00:37:33.000 Same thing, they're friends, yeah.

00:37:34.000 Oh, are they friends?

00:37:35.000 Yeah, they're friends.

00:37:36.000 Where are you from originally?

00:37:39.000 Washington.

00:37:41.000 Oh, did y'all move here together?

00:37:43.000 No, I didn't move out here, I'm just visiting right now.

00:37:45.000 Oh, you're just visiting here?

00:37:46.000 Okay, are you also from Seattle?

00:37:48.000 Uh, no.

00:37:50.000 I'm like an hour away from Seattle.

00:37:52.000 Where?

00:37:53.000 Whidbey Island.

00:37:54.000 What?

00:37:55.000 Yeah.

00:37:55.000 How far are you from Vancouver?

00:37:58.000 I don't know.

00:37:59.000 I couldn't tell you.

00:38:01.000 Alright.

00:38:02.000 From Vancouver, probably like three hours.

00:38:06.000 Oh, she gotta tell you?

00:38:08.000 Yeah, she knows.

00:38:09.000 If she knows, she can answer it.

00:38:10.000 Okay.

00:38:11.000 What's the name of the place again?

00:38:12.000 Whidbey Island?

00:38:12.000 She be traveling, so.

00:38:14.000 True enough.

00:38:15.000 Yeah, it's Woodby Island.

00:38:16.000 Woodby Island.

00:38:17.000 Okay.

00:38:18.000 Alright.

00:38:19.000 And then, highest education level completed for you?

00:38:22.000 No, I didn't graduate.

00:38:24.000 High school dropout?

00:38:25.000 Yeah.

00:38:26.000 Yes.

00:38:27.000 Okay.

00:38:28.000 And then, relationship status?

00:38:30.000 Single.

00:38:31.000 Of course, yeah.

00:38:33.000 Chris!

00:38:34.000 I'm meeting friends, man.

00:38:35.000 Come on, man.

00:38:35.000 Damn!

00:38:36.000 I don't work.

00:38:37.000 I'm traveling.

00:38:39.000 Alright, are your parents still together?

00:38:40.000 Yeah.

00:38:41.000 No.

00:38:42.000 Okay, birth control for you?

00:38:43.000 No.

00:38:44.000 Of course not.

00:38:44.000 What's your background?

00:38:47.000 I'm Pacific Islander.

00:38:48.000 Oh, same.

00:38:50.000 Where specific?

00:38:51.000 Guam.

00:38:52.000 Oh, Guam too?

00:38:54.000 Interesting.

00:38:55.000 Are you full Guam?

00:38:58.000 I'm full Chamore, yes.

00:39:00.000 Okay.

00:39:00.000 Interesting.

00:39:02.000 It's a U.S. territory, so...

00:39:04.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:39:05.000 Were you born in Guam?

00:39:06.000 Yeah.

00:39:07.000 And then when did you come over to the continental states?

00:39:11.000 When I was like 11 or 12.

00:39:14.000 Okay.

00:39:15.000 Do you have a native language out there in Guam?

00:39:18.000 Yes, Chamoran.

00:39:19.000 Chamoran?

00:39:20.000 What does it sound like?

00:39:22.000 It's kind of like Tagalog.

00:39:23.000 Can we hear it?

00:39:25.000 I like the Philippines.

00:39:28.000 That's the only thing I know how to say, though.

00:39:30.000 Bless you.

00:39:31.000 Mo, what does that mean?

00:39:33.000 Can I go use the bathroom?

00:39:36.000 Alright, go ahead.

00:39:37.000 A language I don't know fresh out yet.

00:39:39.000 Okay, cool.

00:39:40.000 Do you gotta go?

00:39:41.000 No, that's just the only sentence I know.

00:39:45.000 It's a strange thing to...

00:39:46.000 Wait, but do you speak Tagalog?

00:39:48.000 No, I don't.

00:39:50.000 Alright, your body count?

00:39:53.000 I don't have bodies.

00:39:57.000 No, she has heads.

00:39:58.000 I'm just kidding.

00:39:58.000 Like sexually, not violently.

00:40:02.000 Girls don't count, no.

00:40:03.000 Then she has zero bodies.

00:40:05.000 Just head?

00:40:07.000 Look, she's even laughing.

00:40:08.000 She knows that's a fucking lie.

00:40:09.000 Yeah, it's cap.

00:40:10.000 Come on, man.

00:40:11.000 Alright.

00:40:12.000 What the fuck, man?

00:40:14.000 I forgot.

00:40:14.000 When the camera's on, bro, they be lying, man.

00:40:17.000 They be lying, man.

00:40:19.000 Alright.

00:40:20.000 Okay, so we can go ahead and hit some of the chats or whatever.

00:40:24.000 It is Friday, so.

00:40:25.000 It is Friday.

00:40:26.000 It's Porter Friday.

00:40:27.000 Yeah, it is a Friday, actually.

00:40:28.000 Yeah, so guys, get your questions in.

00:40:29.000 There's been a bit since we've done that.

00:40:30.000 We've also got a couple videos to react to as well.

00:40:33.000 So, you're pulling them up or do you need a second?

00:40:37.000 Just one second.

00:40:37.000 Give me a second.

00:40:38.000 One second?

00:40:39.000 Yeah, I'll tell you this though, man.

00:40:40.000 Being outside here in Miami, you see a lot of things happening behind the scenes.

00:40:43.000 It's just like, they say one thing on camera, but off the camera, it's way different.

00:40:47.000 In general.

00:40:48.000 First try to say, oh, y'all liars.

00:40:50.000 No, I didn't say in general.

00:40:51.000 Okay, let me ask the ladies a question.

00:40:57.000 What are your thoughts on guys that spend money on girls on the internet?

00:41:04.000 Ooh.

00:41:06.000 We'll start.

00:41:07.000 Actually, we'll start here with Ms.

00:41:08.000 Guam, because we started with you last time, and then back this way.

00:41:11.000 Go ahead.

00:41:12.000 I think that people can spend their money however they want to.

00:41:15.000 They make their money so they can spend it.

00:41:18.000 Spend it however they want to.

00:41:19.000 Okay.

00:41:20.000 What about you?

00:41:22.000 I don't know.

00:41:23.000 You want it, you buy it.

00:41:24.000 They think that we are NPCs anyways.

00:41:29.000 Okay, so if you want it, just buy it, I guess?

00:41:32.000 Yeah, like Amazon.

00:41:33.000 Alright, what about you?

00:41:35.000 I actually think they should spend on women, you know.

00:41:38.000 They should spend it.

00:41:39.000 Yeah, you know, I feel that you buy what pleases you and women please men.

00:41:47.000 So it's obvious.

00:41:49.000 How much does it cost?

00:41:52.000 Pardon?

00:41:52.000 How much does it cost?

00:42:02.000 They should spin on you, right?

00:42:04.000 Definitely.

00:42:05.000 Okay, how much?

00:42:10.000 I'm speechless.

00:42:13.000 Okay, moving on smartly.

00:42:14.000 Alright, what about you?

00:42:16.000 Can you ask a question again?

00:42:17.000 I forgot.

00:42:17.000 Yeah, I got you.

00:42:18.000 Stupid!

00:42:19.000 Alright, yeah.

00:42:19.000 What are your thoughts on the guys spending money on girls on the internet?

00:42:25.000 They're supporting a business.

00:42:29.000 I mean...

00:42:30.000 Okay.

00:42:31.000 What about you?

00:42:32.000 Um, like, are they spending it, like, just on women, like, in general, or is it, like, OnlyFans?

00:42:37.000 Yeah, some girl on the internet.

00:42:38.000 I think they should save their money.

00:42:40.000 Save their money.

00:42:40.000 Alright, what do you think?

00:42:42.000 I think they have mental health issues.

00:42:46.000 And they're retarded, so yeah.

00:42:48.000 Okay.

00:42:48.000 Oh, wait, I can't say that.

00:42:49.000 Alright, let me ask you this, then.

00:42:51.000 What if you were in a relationship with a guy, and you found out that he went into debt $10,000 spending it on female streamers?

00:42:59.000 Oh, I've seen that before.

00:43:01.000 Not my man's, but I've seen it.

00:43:03.000 It's really sad.

00:43:05.000 What would you do?

00:43:05.000 I would call the mental health hospital.

00:43:08.000 I don't know.

00:43:08.000 You want to break up with him?

00:43:09.000 Oh, you're saying if that was my man?

00:43:11.000 It was your man, yeah.

00:43:12.000 You found out that he spent 10k on female streamers on Twitch.

00:43:15.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:43:15.000 I'm gonna ruin his credit.

00:43:16.000 I'm gonna ruin anything that he has spent.

00:43:19.000 He's already dead.

00:43:20.000 He's already ruined.

00:43:20.000 Oh, yeah, you're right.

00:43:21.000 Sorry, I'm just being stupid.

00:43:23.000 Okay.

00:43:24.000 Yeah, we'll leave him, I guess.

00:43:25.000 How would you react?

00:43:26.000 You'd be like, oh my god, what's going on?

00:43:27.000 Oh my god, I'm very detached.

00:43:29.000 I don't really think I care.

00:43:31.000 Damn.

00:43:31.000 I just think I'm not your fucking...

00:43:32.000 I mean, but this is my husband.

00:43:42.000 I would move on because I mean he watches porn sometimes anyway so it's like whatever I really don't.

00:43:53.000 You mean your guy right now watches porn every now and then?

00:43:55.000 Sometimes.

00:43:56.000 Okay.

00:43:56.000 Wait, he tells you that?

00:43:57.000 65?

00:43:58.000 Yeah.

00:43:59.000 He's still...

00:44:00.000 We still are very active.

00:44:02.000 Oh, yours?

00:44:03.000 Yes.

00:44:04.000 Wait, wait.

00:44:04.000 But what about you?

00:44:06.000 What do you mean?

00:44:06.000 Like, if you're there, why watch porn?

00:44:09.000 Well, I'm at work, and I come home, you watch porn, we have sex.

00:44:13.000 Got it.

00:44:14.000 A buffer, in between.

00:44:15.000 Yeah.

00:44:16.000 Okay.

00:44:17.000 He probably watches blonde hair, blonde, long hair, cross.

00:44:20.000 No, actually, he actually doesn't.

00:44:22.000 He watches girls with weaves in, but I'm like, I don't even wear a weave like that.

00:44:27.000 Damn.

00:44:28.000 He's showing you what he's watching?

00:44:30.000 Yeah.

00:44:31.000 He's like, come here, honey.

00:44:32.000 This thing is a savage.

00:44:34.000 Look at this picture.

00:44:35.000 It's the opposite of you.

00:44:40.000 I'm 65.

00:44:43.000 Can you assist me a little bit?

00:44:48.000 Life alert.

00:44:49.000 Life alert.

00:44:51.000 Life alert.

00:44:52.000 Life alert.

00:44:53.000 Life alert.

00:44:54.000 Life alert.

00:45:03.000 Life alert.

00:45:10.000 That was really good.

00:45:14.000 Is that how he sounds?

00:45:18.000 No.

00:45:18.000 Okay.

00:45:19.000 No, no, no.

00:45:20.000 That'd be cringe.

00:45:25.000 That was funny as fuck, though.

00:45:27.000 Good job, Chris.

00:45:30.000 Okay.

00:45:32.000 Boyfriend spends 10k on a different woman online.

00:45:35.000 Yeah, on streamers.

00:45:37.000 Obviously, I would leave him.

00:45:39.000 Instantly?

00:45:41.000 Why would you leave him out of curiosity?

00:45:43.000 Because, like, why are you spending that money on other girls?

00:45:48.000 Because you're not pointing out.

00:45:50.000 But I am.

00:45:51.000 No you're not.

00:45:51.000 But I am.

00:45:53.000 You don't have a sugar dad right now, you didn't put out that dick.

00:45:55.000 Yeah!

00:45:56.000 But because that's my sugar daddy.

00:45:58.000 What the- But that's what they're supposed to do, right?

00:46:00.000 That's what they're supposed to do.

00:46:01.000 Like, you're supposed to give out though, right?

00:46:03.000 But it's a sugar exchange.

00:46:05.000 Like, isn't that how that works?

00:46:07.000 No, it's a sugar exchange though, right?

00:46:08.000 It is a sugar exchange, but it's for my, like, company.

00:46:11.000 I'm a really good time.

00:46:13.000 Do you need guts to have a good time?

00:46:16.000 Yeah.

00:46:17.000 I do.

00:46:17.000 Most men.

00:46:18.000 What?

00:46:20.000 Alright, so, what's a good time to you?

00:46:23.000 To him.

00:46:25.000 That you can offer?

00:46:27.000 Shopping.

00:46:28.000 Oh boy.

00:46:29.000 No, for him.

00:46:29.000 For him.

00:46:30.000 Not for you for him.

00:46:32.000 He likes to go shopping, too.

00:46:34.000 No, he doesn't.

00:46:35.000 Yeah, he does.

00:46:35.000 He likes to buy watches and stuff.

00:46:37.000 Is he gay?

00:46:38.000 Yeah.

00:46:39.000 You don't know?

00:46:39.000 Oh, I mean, you never know.

00:46:41.000 So, he kind of looks like you, fresh.

00:46:43.000 What?

00:46:44.000 Cringe.

00:46:45.000 Nah, nigga, don't put me in that box, man.

00:46:46.000 He does.

00:46:48.000 Put me in that box, man.

00:46:49.000 Like, fresh.

00:46:56.000 I do, but that doesn't mean I'm not gonna like...

00:46:58.000 If a girl, not your type, was asking to take care of you fully fund your life, are you gonna tell her no?

00:47:04.000 Because of how she looks?

00:47:06.000 Probably not.

00:47:08.000 Actually, he would say no.

00:47:09.000 I would say no.

00:47:10.000 What the fuck?

00:47:10.000 No, but you should ask, like, are you going to fuck her?

00:47:13.000 Maybe that would...

00:47:14.000 Yeah, that would translate better.

00:47:15.000 So, let me get it straight.

00:47:16.000 Fun to him is shopping with you, and he buys stuff for himself, too.

00:47:20.000 Is what you're saying?

00:47:20.000 Mm-hmm.

00:47:21.000 Did he ever ask to smash you at all, or no?

00:47:26.000 Um...

00:47:26.000 No, you did.

00:47:27.000 I'm sure you did.

00:47:28.000 Or he tried, and she was like, eh.

00:47:29.000 He tried.

00:47:30.000 I mean, he's just a really nice guy.

00:47:33.000 No, no, no, but did he ever try, though?

00:47:34.000 Like, initiate something?

00:47:36.000 I mean, if he has, I'm not...

00:47:38.000 No.

00:47:38.000 I don't think so.

00:47:41.000 You don't.

00:47:44.000 It's just not sexual.

00:47:46.000 It's just not.

00:47:47.000 I'm sorry.

00:47:47.000 I know you guys want it to be like...

00:47:48.000 It's not.

00:47:50.000 It's not that we want it to be.

00:47:51.000 It's just like...

00:47:52.000 It's very uncommon.

00:47:54.000 I know.

00:47:55.000 I love that, too.

00:47:56.000 I want that sugar daddy.

00:47:57.000 Where can I find him?

00:47:59.000 What's wrong with you, man?

00:48:01.000 I like that type.

00:48:05.000 Why can't I find that type?

00:48:07.000 No, in Dubai you have to offer something.

00:48:12.000 So it's transactional.

00:48:14.000 So I'm like, I want that.

00:48:16.000 I don't have to offer anything.

00:48:18.000 I've had sugar daddies that you have to work for.

00:48:20.000 You have to work hard for.

00:48:21.000 You know, I've suffered through it.

00:48:22.000 So I deserve this.

00:48:23.000 Suffered through it?

00:48:23.000 I've suffered through it.

00:48:25.000 Like, in what way?

00:48:26.000 I've suffered through just men in general.

00:48:28.000 What the fuck?

00:48:29.000 Like sugar daddies and stuff.

00:48:30.000 They'd be crazy.

00:48:31.000 Wait, yeah.

00:48:31.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:48:32.000 They'd be crazy.

00:48:33.000 What's the worst one ever did to you?

00:48:36.000 Got my face tattooed.

00:48:38.000 Still has a wife and kids.

00:48:40.000 Still has a wife and kids.

00:48:41.000 Got my face tattooed.

00:48:42.000 Wait, that...

00:48:42.000 What?

00:48:43.000 Is that suffering?

00:48:44.000 That's like scary.

00:48:46.000 No, no, I mean you're suffering though.

00:48:47.000 That's really scary.

00:48:48.000 Oh, like suffering?

00:48:50.000 You went through yourself.

00:48:51.000 I mean, I've been choked out in a VIP room.

00:48:54.000 Okay.

00:48:55.000 Did you die?

00:48:56.000 So you were in a VIP room?

00:48:57.000 No, obviously not.

00:48:57.000 She was in the VIP room.

00:48:59.000 That's a little different, I mean.

00:49:01.000 I mean, that's not cool either way, but goddamn.

00:49:03.000 You're still making money though.

00:49:04.000 I mean, yeah, I still got paid.

00:49:06.000 Shit.

00:49:10.000 Wait, was this a part of like, I guess the experience?

00:49:15.000 I mean, when you're a stripper, I think guys just think because they paid for you, like, they get to do whatever they want.

00:49:22.000 Okay, so that wasn't agreed upon.

00:49:23.000 No.

00:49:23.000 Okay, he just did that.

00:49:25.000 Yeah.

00:49:25.000 I just turned around and it started happening.

00:49:27.000 He gave you the fucking Ted Bundy special, I guess.

00:49:29.000 I'm so confused.

00:49:31.000 I'm so confused.

00:49:31.000 You had a man for five years?

00:49:33.000 Yes.

00:49:34.000 During this period of time?

00:49:35.000 Uh, kind of.

00:49:37.000 He was in and out of jail for, like, three years.

00:49:42.000 Who are you dating, my nigga?

00:49:44.000 We were high school sweethearts.

00:49:47.000 Oh.

00:49:47.000 Yeah, so we were together since high school.

00:49:50.000 What do you go to jail for?

00:49:52.000 Like, guns and drugs and stuff.

00:49:55.000 Oh boy.

00:49:56.000 And stuff?

00:49:57.000 Just like, you know, bad things, like eluding law enforcement, having illegal guns, like, toting around.

00:50:03.000 He was a criminal.

00:50:04.000 Yeah.

00:50:04.000 Well, that's what you go to prison for.

00:50:06.000 You did a criminal?

00:50:07.000 I loved a man, and he ended up becoming a criminal.

00:50:12.000 So he was a criminal when you met him at first?

00:50:16.000 He was a little bit troubled.

00:50:18.000 A little bit troubled.

00:50:20.000 You can't make this shit up, bruh.

00:50:22.000 Wow.

00:50:22.000 Okay.

00:50:23.000 That is different.

00:50:25.000 Okay.

00:50:25.000 So, interesting enough, so she would not...

00:50:27.000 What about me and you going on a date?

00:50:28.000 Nope.

00:50:31.000 Probably.

00:50:32.000 For free.

00:50:32.000 And shit.

00:50:33.000 Oh shit, this is who they need?

00:50:34.000 But I only fuck at the first date, you know?

00:50:36.000 Yo, Chris has so big he can't even get it.

00:50:39.000 Yo, but it's stuck.

00:50:41.000 They got stuck.

00:50:42.000 They got stuck.

00:50:43.000 They got stuck.

00:50:44.000 I think he got big as fuck.

00:50:45.000 It's not backwards.

00:50:46.000 Yo, that shit was hanging out for dear life, bro.

00:50:49.000 Yo, Chris has big as fuck, man.

00:50:51.000 Yo, Chris, I bet you weren't doing it, Chris.

00:50:53.000 Yo, was he black or white?

00:50:54.000 Uh, white.

00:50:56.000 White?

00:50:56.000 Oh, you're white?

00:50:57.000 He was Jewish.

00:50:58.000 Interesting.

00:50:59.000 Yeah, Seattle.

00:51:00.000 Italian and Jewish.

00:51:03.000 Okay!

00:51:06.000 I do got a preview.

00:51:07.000 I got a play for you on it, because anyway, speaking of that.

00:51:09.000 I won't play it now, though, because we're on YouTube.

00:51:13.000 Alright, okay, so is he in jail right now?

00:51:17.000 Yes, he's serving a five-year term.

00:51:21.000 I think that's what it's called.

00:51:22.000 I'm not sure.

00:51:23.000 Federal or state?

00:51:25.000 He's in Olympia.

00:51:28.000 Was it the feds that got them or the state?

00:51:30.000 I don't know.

00:51:31.000 Oh, you don't know.

00:51:31.000 I don't know.

00:51:32.000 All right.

00:51:33.000 What about you?

00:51:33.000 What would you do if your boyfriend spent $10,000 on 10K to debt paying female streamers?

00:51:41.000 I would leave them.

00:51:42.000 You would leave them?

00:51:43.000 Yeah, definitely.

00:51:46.000 Interesting how the two girls that would want a sugar daddy would leave if he did that to another girl.

00:51:50.000 Makes sense.

00:51:50.000 Yeah, what about you?

00:51:51.000 What would you do?

00:51:51.000 If the guy that you're with now, you found out he was 10K in debt to some female streamer?

00:51:56.000 I would leave too.

00:51:58.000 Do you think maybe he is in debt?

00:52:00.000 That's why he's not committing to you?

00:52:02.000 Your current man?

00:52:05.000 Her mind's racing now.

00:52:07.000 I plead the fifth.

00:52:09.000 What's going on with this guy, man?

00:52:11.000 What's going on?

00:52:17.000 What's going on, man?

00:52:20.000 I just find it hilarious how she came on a dating podcast and just says plead the fifth the whole time.

00:52:24.000 Stand on business, man.

00:52:25.000 Stand on business.

00:52:26.000 What about you?

00:52:29.000 What would you do?

00:52:30.000 I would leave.

00:52:31.000 I'd probably cry and then leave.

00:52:33.000 To be honest.

00:52:34.000 In that order?

00:52:35.000 Yeah.

00:52:35.000 Would you cry in front of him?

00:52:36.000 Yeah.

00:52:37.000 I would let him know that I'm hurt.

00:52:38.000 That's so cute.

00:52:41.000 Carcadile.

00:52:43.000 Interesting.

00:52:46.000 Okay.

00:52:47.000 Very, very interesting.

00:52:49.000 Okay.

00:52:52.000 So, let's play the clip real quick.

00:52:54.000 All right.

00:52:55.000 Because I got a clip here that I want to show the audience.

00:52:57.000 It's going viral.

00:52:58.000 Yeah, it's going viral.

00:52:58.000 I tweeted this actually earlier.

00:52:59.000 Go check me out on XGuys.

00:53:01.000 Unplugged for X. Shout out to the OG Dave Ramsey.

00:53:03.000 Yeah, and I find it funny how most of the girls would not be happy with the guy going in debt, or they would break up with him, including the girls that would want a sugar daddy, which is interesting as well.

00:53:14.000 It's crazy because I already know in that scenario here with this girl and with a guy paying 10k it was a build up so you probably did other shit too.

00:53:23.000 Oh yeah.

00:53:25.000 You found it?

00:53:26.000 Yeah.

00:53:27.000 Yeah, it's on my ex.

00:53:29.000 Alright, here we go.

00:53:30.000 Let's hit play and enlarge the video just so they don't see my tweet.

00:53:33.000 Alright, go ahead.

00:53:37.000 How much debt, man?

00:53:39.000 About $50,000.

00:53:42.000 It's all credit card.

00:53:44.000 What are you buying?

00:53:46.000 So that's the worst part, is not really buying anything.

00:53:51.000 It's actually streaming.

00:53:55.000 So I used to play video games a lot.

00:53:58.000 I'm actually in the military, so I used to play video games as a way to kind of cope.

00:54:03.000 And Basically, I got into streaming and watching other streamers play video gaming and kind of helped pass the time, especially when I'm at work.

00:54:17.000 And I just kind of got into the whole gifting subscriptions and Couldn't really control it.

00:54:25.000 I can say I've never been addicted to anything ever in my life, but this has got to be the closest thing.

00:54:31.000 Yeah, you can't.

00:54:32.000 Well, you're right.

00:54:33.000 I can't say that.

00:54:34.000 How much debt, man?

00:54:36.000 About $50,000.

00:54:38.000 What are your thoughts on that?

00:54:42.000 $50,000 in debt to sexual streamers is, I think, what he said.

00:54:46.000 We can start hearing that work all the way back.

00:54:47.000 That game.

00:54:48.000 What are your thoughts?

00:54:49.000 What are your thoughts on that?

00:54:51.000 That is crazy.

00:54:53.000 Like, how do you even get to that amount?

00:54:55.000 What would you do to your boyfriend if you found out he was 50k in debt?

00:54:58.000 Oh my goodness, I don't even know.

00:55:00.000 I'd probably go crazy.

00:55:02.000 Insane.

00:55:03.000 What would you do?

00:55:04.000 To him.

00:55:11.000 Probably nothing, to be honest.

00:55:14.000 Okay.

00:55:14.000 Alright, great.

00:55:15.000 What about you?

00:55:19.000 Um...

00:55:19.000 I'll beat the film.

00:55:22.000 I mean, it's modern day, like, porn addiction.

00:55:26.000 Like, that's, it's just crazy.

00:55:28.000 I would leave.

00:55:29.000 I just, that doesn't make sense.

00:55:30.000 You could have bought 10 cars without money.

00:55:32.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:34.000 It's messed up.

00:55:35.000 Alright.

00:55:36.000 What are your thoughts on that, Kenya?

00:55:38.000 I think I will leave immediately.

00:55:41.000 What are your thoughts on that spending $50,000 on female streamers?

00:55:44.000 That's even worse.

00:55:46.000 Pretty embarrassing, huh?

00:55:47.000 Yeah.

00:55:48.000 Let's see what it was.

00:55:49.000 He doesn't know the way.

00:55:50.000 You don't know the way.

00:55:51.000 Alright, what about you?

00:55:53.000 I think it's easier sometimes to go online and look at porn and buy it than it is to go out and go to a bar and find a bitch and ask her for guts.

00:56:06.000 She said ask her for guts.

00:56:10.000 That's what I call it.

00:56:12.000 Niggas ask you for guts?

00:56:14.000 That's what I call it.

00:56:15.000 Yeah, I want some guts.

00:56:17.000 Wow.

00:56:19.000 That's different, bro.

00:56:22.000 Like, fuck you so hard, my dick is up your guts.

00:56:26.000 Yeah, anytime you hear someone you don't understand what they're saying, it's probably Chris.

00:56:31.000 So, you think it's harder for them to just go up and...

00:56:36.000 Yeah, like, I get it.

00:56:38.000 If you were a guy, how would you go about getting sex?

00:56:44.000 How much?

00:56:48.000 It's, like, nowadays, like, me personally, I feel like it's, like, to have, like, an intimate connection with someone makes it more special.

00:56:56.000 That's not what I asked.

00:56:57.000 How would you go about it, though?

00:56:59.000 Like, fall in love.

00:57:00.000 Like, make her fall in love, you know what I mean?

00:57:01.000 Like, take her on some dates.

00:57:04.000 And not pay?

00:57:05.000 I mean, it doesn't matter.

00:57:06.000 Like, the money and shit, that part doesn't matter.

00:57:08.000 Like, if you guys, like, plan...

00:57:09.000 Come on, man.

00:57:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:57:10.000 Like, the planning...

00:57:11.000 I know, you ain't saying money don't matter.

00:57:12.000 No, no, no.

00:57:14.000 The planning and stuff.

00:57:15.000 So, like, if she asks you to go, like, she would pay for it.

00:57:17.000 If you ask her to go, you would pay for it.

00:57:18.000 Do you think girls actually ask guys out on dates, realistically speaking?

00:57:22.000 Yeah, like, I'm...

00:57:22.000 Do you ask guys out on dates?

00:57:24.000 Yeah, I'll be like, hey, you want to hang out?

00:57:25.000 You want to smoke?

00:57:26.000 Like, what's going on?

00:57:26.000 When have you done that?

00:57:27.000 When was the last time you did that?

00:57:29.000 I just got here.

00:57:30.000 Oh.

00:57:31.000 Did you do it back in Seattle?

00:57:33.000 Uh, yeah.

00:57:34.000 Nope.

00:57:35.000 Yes, I did.

00:57:36.000 Yes, I did.

00:57:37.000 I would take, I would take, uh, backwoods, and I would smoke guys out.

00:57:43.000 Oh, I thought it was backshots.

00:57:45.000 Hold on, I have to know.

00:57:46.000 I thought it was backshots.

00:57:47.000 I was like, backshots?

00:57:48.000 Hold on.

00:57:49.000 What would happen at the smoke session, like, session?

00:57:52.000 What would actually happen?

00:57:53.000 That too.

00:57:54.000 It depends, like, on the rides, you know.

00:57:56.000 Two dollars backshots.

00:58:00.000 If the vibes are good during the smoke session, come back to my apartment, we can watch a movie.

00:58:05.000 No, we can watch a movie.

00:58:07.000 No guts.

00:58:09.000 No guts on the first date.

00:58:10.000 Or the second or the third.

00:58:14.000 A hand job, a blow job, a foot job, a rim job, maybe.

00:58:19.000 So when did you get the guts?

00:58:19.000 What?

00:58:21.000 Maybe.

00:58:22.000 When does it get the guts?

00:58:22.000 You're such a troll.

00:58:24.000 You're such a fucking troll.

00:58:25.000 Nah, nah, she ain't a troll.

00:58:26.000 She'd rather eat ass than get snatched.

00:58:29.000 Hey!

00:58:34.000 I like dick, don't get me wrong, I do.

00:58:38.000 I mean, I don't have this for nothing.

00:58:43.000 Wait, does she do her?

00:58:44.000 No.

00:58:46.000 Wait, what?

00:58:47.000 Yo, that's...

00:58:48.000 You got two, though.

00:58:49.000 Not even, like, one.

00:58:52.000 Yo!

00:58:54.000 That's somebody's daughter!

00:58:56.000 Yo, that's crazy, son!

00:59:03.000 Alright!

00:59:05.000 Anyone got a back one?

00:59:08.000 Anyone got two dollars on a back one?

00:59:14.000 Chris!

00:59:14.000 I got you, Chris!

00:59:16.000 I'll say it today, Chris, I got you, bro!

00:59:18.000 Ayo, Bills, I bet you won't do it.

00:59:19.000 Okay!

00:59:42.000 You are hilarious by the way.

00:59:44.000 Thank you.

00:59:44.000 Chris, get your hand out of there!

00:59:46.000 I'm just trying to get you fresh.

00:59:48.000 You shave moisturizer, man.

00:59:49.000 It smells good, man.

00:59:50.000 Does it feel good if it gets in the hole?

00:59:54.000 No, probably not.

00:59:56.000 It's lotion.

00:59:58.000 What does that feel like for you guys, the lotion?

01:00:00.000 How about we start asking you guys some questions?

01:00:02.000 There you go.

01:00:03.000 Ask Chris.

01:00:05.000 What?

01:00:08.000 Yo, Chris, I bet you won't do it.

01:00:12.000 Do you know what the castle meter is?

01:00:14.000 Hmm.

01:00:14.000 Huh?

01:00:15.000 No, I don't.

01:00:16.000 Of course you don't.

01:00:17.000 What does that mean?

01:00:18.000 Nothing.

01:00:18.000 Wait, teach me, Jenny.

01:00:20.000 Yeah, Jenny, teach her.

01:00:21.000 No, don't worry.

01:00:21.000 It's fine.

01:00:22.000 It's fine.

01:00:22.000 Yeah.

01:00:23.000 I'm just thinking in my head like how yesterday I was having a great conversation talking about January 6th.

01:00:28.000 Was it insurrection or not?

01:00:29.000 High IQ conversations.

01:00:30.000 And now we are dirty shit.

01:00:32.000 Well, look at the cast, my friend.

01:00:34.000 We're having a great cast spot.

01:00:35.000 Oh, man.

01:00:36.000 Okay.

01:00:36.000 Yeah, we got lotion and hose, man.

01:00:38.000 What the fuck, man?

01:00:39.000 Lotion and hose.

01:00:50.000 I'm not surprised, bro.

01:00:53.000 You got Hot Toa becoming famous.

01:00:54.000 By the way, you saw what happened on stage when she went on stage and nobody applauded her?

01:00:57.000 Yeah, I tweeted about that, too.

01:00:59.000 She doesn't like to go by that name.

01:01:01.000 She uses, like, her real name as if anyone's gonna give a shit what she gotta say.

01:01:04.000 Nobody knows your name, bro.

01:01:05.000 Yeah.

01:01:05.000 Okay.

01:01:06.000 Oh, man.

01:01:08.000 This is crazy, bro.

01:01:09.000 We went from January 6th to 4.20 in two seconds.

01:01:13.000 Yeah, the smoke-out's funny, though.

01:01:14.000 Yeah, that's actually kind of funny.

01:01:16.000 That's cool for, like, let's go smash.

01:01:17.000 Yeah, come on, man.

01:01:18.000 Like, you don't got to...

01:01:19.000 We're not stupid.

01:01:20.000 Like, come on.

01:01:20.000 No dude's gonna just sit there and smoke with you and then go watch a movie and not have sex.

01:01:24.000 Like, come on.

01:01:24.000 I mean, some...

01:01:25.000 If they're...

01:01:26.000 Bro, most of you guys fucking suck.

01:01:28.000 I'm not gonna lie.

01:01:29.000 Most of you guys fucking suck.

01:01:30.000 You guys do not get my pussy wet.

01:01:31.000 It actually dries the fuck up to be alone with you guys for too long.

01:01:35.000 Fair enough.

01:01:36.000 So, yeah, no.

01:01:36.000 Like, I'm not gonna give you guts unless you're like, oh my god.

01:01:39.000 Wow you.

01:01:40.000 Like, do more.

01:01:40.000 Yeah, do more.

01:01:41.000 Like, wow me.

01:01:42.000 They don't wow you.

01:01:44.000 It's not even about being wowed too, like a lot of you guys are just angry all the time.

01:01:47.000 No one has a sense of being wowed.

01:01:49.000 Maybe they're too high because you smoked them out.

01:01:52.000 No, we're all stoners in Washington.

01:01:54.000 How would somebody wow you, Gabby?

01:01:58.000 Um...

01:01:58.000 Lifestyle, I don't know, club?

01:02:00.000 I just like genuine people, like funny.

01:02:04.000 I think that is like the best.

01:02:05.000 Like Zerka?

01:02:06.000 Yeah, like just be funny.

01:02:08.000 So then why did you smash them then?

01:02:12.000 The coke, bro.

01:02:15.000 He said he had to go back to Albania or something.

01:02:27.000 I don't fucking know.

01:02:28.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:02:30.000 He just gets like...

01:02:32.000 I don't know what he's saying.

01:02:33.000 He doesn't do like the...

01:02:35.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:02:36.000 I don't know what you're saying.

01:02:38.000 I know what he's saying.

01:02:39.000 You know what I'm saying, chat?

01:02:41.000 Can you further elaborate?

01:02:44.000 Alright, what are your thoughts on that?

01:02:45.000 $50,000 on debt on female streamers.

01:02:47.000 What are your thoughts?

01:02:47.000 I don't know.

01:02:48.000 It's his money, right?

01:02:50.000 Well, I guess you could make the argument it's the family's money, because he has a family.

01:02:55.000 I guess I'd be disappointed, but I'm going from my own point of view, and I'm like, I still ain't going nowhere.

01:03:04.000 I'm just not going nowhere.

01:03:07.000 What about you?

01:03:09.000 What do you think?

01:03:10.000 Straight to jail.

01:03:12.000 You or him?

01:03:14.000 Well, maybe, no him.

01:03:16.000 How would he go straight to jail?

01:03:18.000 I don't know.

01:03:19.000 She's calling the cops.

01:03:20.000 He hit me!

01:03:23.000 Maybe like a family intervention?

01:03:26.000 Good idea.

01:03:27.000 Just to help him out, and then obviously I'm leaving.

01:03:30.000 It's not like I was going to stay with him anyway.

01:03:32.000 That's crazy, man.

01:03:33.000 But family intervention, like I'll call his mom, his dad.

01:03:36.000 Tell him, hey, look, your son spent $50,000 on...

01:03:38.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:03:39.000 No, I just want to embarrass the fuck out of him.

01:03:41.000 He's going to spend it on me.

01:03:42.000 I'll poke it, man.

01:03:43.000 I'll do like a slide, like a Windows, you know, just to show everything.

01:03:48.000 Presentation?

01:03:49.000 Yeah, a presentation.

01:03:50.000 Okay.

01:03:50.000 A PowerPoint.

01:03:51.000 A PowerPoint.

01:03:52.000 You'll do a PowerPoint presentation.

01:03:53.000 That's the old Windows line.

01:03:54.000 That's where you fucked up.

01:03:56.000 Exactly.

01:03:58.000 Guys, I'm stupid.

01:03:59.000 So you would do a PowerPoint presentation for his family on how we spent $50,000?

01:04:03.000 Yes.

01:04:04.000 If I can get to Windows first, because I don't know if I can.

01:04:08.000 That's probably the strangest.

01:04:10.000 That is so old, bro.

01:04:11.000 Window slides?

01:04:12.000 Sorry.

01:04:13.000 Yeah, that's really old.

01:04:14.000 That's back in the day.

01:04:15.000 How old are you?

01:04:15.000 Guys, I've been doing my dad's taxes since I was 12.

01:04:17.000 Oh.

01:04:18.000 Is ENC 2210?

01:04:19.000 I had a lot of child labor.

01:04:21.000 Back in my childhood.

01:04:22.000 Damn.

01:04:22.000 Window slide.

01:04:23.000 Okay.

01:04:24.000 Interesting.

01:04:25.000 Microsoft PowerPoint.

01:04:26.000 That's fucking funny.

01:04:27.000 Alright, we can read some of these chats.

01:04:29.000 And then I see I got some of the girls' questions here.

01:04:31.000 Alright, if he's paying for this bitch shit and not smashing, this nigga needs some help.

01:04:34.000 Hold on, hold on, Gabby, Gabby.

01:04:36.000 I gotta know, because I don't know if it happened or not.

01:04:38.000 You might tell the truth.

01:04:38.000 I don't know.

01:04:39.000 If a man is giving you money and not smashing, do you actually respect him?

01:04:44.000 Yes, our situation's different.

01:04:46.000 Stop the cap.

01:04:48.000 Damn.

01:04:49.000 Well, I mean, yeah.

01:04:51.000 Yeah, I do.

01:04:52.000 I absolutely do.

01:04:53.000 Gabby, come on, man.

01:04:54.000 What if my pussy was sewn shut?

01:04:56.000 It's not, though.

01:04:57.000 But what if?

01:04:58.000 And I did not want to be touched.

01:04:59.000 There's no what if.

01:04:59.000 It's not sewn shut.

01:05:01.000 But, have you seen it?

01:05:04.000 Probably not.

01:05:05.000 You want to be honest?

01:05:07.000 No, but...

01:05:08.000 Okay, good.

01:05:10.000 Good.

01:05:10.000 Because I didn't see shit.

01:05:13.000 All right, let's move on.

01:05:14.000 All right.

01:05:15.000 Fantastic.

01:05:16.000 What do we got here?

01:05:18.000 Myron, will you be streaming Overwatch again anytime soon?

01:05:21.000 Maybe tonight if I don't like...

01:05:23.000 Because I'm probably not going to sleep.

01:05:24.000 Ask the ladies to rate themselves 1 to 10 straight out the shower, then compare how they look now.

01:05:29.000 Bro, they're gonna lie.

01:05:31.000 Strat out the shower.

01:05:32.000 Yeah, there is no I. What does he mean by rate themselves?

01:05:37.000 Straight out the shower, no makeup on, clothes off.

01:05:40.000 Compared to how they look now?

01:05:43.000 You know they're gonna say 10 and 10, bro.

01:05:45.000 Come on, man.

01:05:46.000 No, we're gonna be honest.

01:05:47.000 Oh, really?

01:05:49.000 I'm a 3 and then a 3.

01:05:56.000 What about you?

01:05:57.000 I'm a five and then a six.

01:05:59.000 Okay.

01:05:59.000 Wait, so you're saying you look better fresh out of the shower?

01:06:02.000 No, I'm five out of the shower.

01:06:05.000 Okay.

01:06:06.000 All right.

01:06:06.000 What about you?

01:06:06.000 Probably like a five and then like 8.5.

01:06:10.000 Dang, that jumped up.

01:06:11.000 That's crazy, bro.

01:06:13.000 All right.

01:06:14.000 What about you?

01:06:17.000 Seven, eight.

01:06:21.000 I'm same.

01:06:22.000 I'm a three and a three.

01:06:25.000 No, no.

01:06:26.000 Four for four.

01:06:29.000 That's better.

01:06:30.000 That's better.

01:06:31.000 To be fair, that's her score.

01:06:34.000 I'm giving her a point.

01:06:35.000 She's cool.

01:06:36.000 I'll give her a point.

01:06:39.000 That's the first funny joke you've made in a very long time.

01:06:43.000 She's a black queen.

01:06:44.000 She deserves more, okay?

01:06:46.000 Alright.

01:06:47.000 What about you?

01:06:48.000 I got you, Queen.

01:06:48.000 Uh, probably like a five and then a six.

01:06:52.000 Alright.

01:06:53.000 So you're just mid all the time.

01:06:58.000 Yup.

01:06:59.000 Yo, what the heck?

01:07:03.000 Mid 24-7.

01:07:09.000 Okay, sorry ladies, this is hilarious.

01:07:11.000 Abuelo!

01:07:13.000 Ladies, where's the woman next to you and one thing she can improve on?

01:07:16.000 Okay.

01:07:17.000 We'll start here with Ms.

01:07:19.000 Guam.

01:07:21.000 So right here next to you, one out of ten, and then one thing she can improve on.

01:07:24.000 It could be anything.

01:07:25.000 And be honest.

01:07:26.000 And so on.

01:07:27.000 Go ahead.

01:07:29.000 I think you're beautiful.

01:07:31.000 Your lips are really beautiful.

01:07:32.000 I just love them.

01:07:33.000 And...

01:07:34.000 Wait, what does that mean?

01:07:35.000 I'm getting to...

01:07:36.000 Okay, cool.

01:07:37.000 Yeah, sorry.

01:07:37.000 But I was just giving her a compliment first.

01:07:39.000 Got it.

01:07:40.000 And I would say you're like a seven.

01:07:44.000 Alright.

01:07:45.000 Okay.

01:07:45.000 No, but what does she have to improve on, though?

01:07:46.000 Yeah, one thing she can work on.

01:07:48.000 I don't know.

01:07:49.000 I barely know you.

01:07:51.000 No, no.

01:07:51.000 Looks like what you see.

01:07:52.000 Yeah, looks wise.

01:07:53.000 Oh.

01:07:54.000 Be honest.

01:07:54.000 Don't lie.

01:07:59.000 Be honest.

01:08:00.000 It's okay.

01:08:01.000 She can handle it.

01:08:03.000 Let's go Wanda.

01:08:04.000 I was joking.

01:08:05.000 Let's go Wanda.

01:08:07.000 Let me see your nail.

01:08:09.000 Oh shit, don't look at mine.

01:08:10.000 Those look good.

01:08:11.000 Yeah, they do look good.

01:08:12.000 Maybe I had some lashes, I don't know.

01:08:14.000 She had a lash sign.

01:08:16.000 She had a lash sign.

01:08:17.000 Ooh, damn, that's hard.

01:08:21.000 Okay, alright, what about you?

01:08:22.000 You can rate her.

01:08:23.000 Rate her, one of ten, and what things she can improve on.

01:08:26.000 I'll rate her a seven.

01:08:28.000 And she can probably improve on...

01:08:32.000 Not being too nice.

01:08:34.000 No, no.

01:08:35.000 Physical attribute.

01:08:36.000 Physical.

01:08:37.000 Yeah, shit that men actually care about.

01:08:39.000 Physicality.

01:08:47.000 She could probably...

01:08:49.000 This is so stereotypical, but you can probably eat a little bit more.

01:08:55.000 I mean, she knows, man.

01:08:57.000 So she's too skinny?

01:08:59.000 Okay.

01:09:00.000 Okay.

01:09:01.000 That's some progress.

01:09:02.000 Alright.

01:09:02.000 Put some enormous bones.

01:09:04.000 Alright, cool.

01:09:04.000 It's hard.

01:09:05.000 I've tried.

01:09:06.000 I've tried everything, but I think it's...

01:09:08.000 It's hard.

01:09:11.000 I think you need some big meat in your life.

01:09:12.000 Don't let it run off me.

01:09:13.000 Okay.

01:09:14.000 The fact that you're running off the Indian Olympics right now.

01:09:17.000 No, no.

01:09:20.000 Alright, okay.

01:09:21.000 She should do a clap back.

01:09:23.000 That's about America.

01:09:24.000 Alright, hold on.

01:09:24.000 Alright, yeah, rate her and what's she going to prove on?

01:09:28.000 I think I'll rate her a seven.

01:09:31.000 Okay.

01:09:32.000 And I think...

01:09:34.000 I think she should improve on just being careful not to have marks on her body because she has so many marks.

01:09:41.000 I wonder why.

01:09:42.000 What the heck?

01:09:44.000 This bitch fell through a sunroof.

01:09:46.000 Broken Uber driver's fucking sunroof and fell through it.

01:09:49.000 That's why I have cuts all over.

01:09:51.000 The sunroof?

01:09:52.000 Yeah, she was twerking.

01:09:53.000 She was having her hot girl summer last night.

01:09:55.000 Why is she twerking?

01:09:56.000 Wait, her?

01:09:56.000 Her.

01:09:57.000 Nigga, she a demon, bro.

01:10:12.000 Okay, you're in an uber and what happened?

01:10:14.000 She was twerking on the sunroof and she slammed through the glass all shattered on the moonroof of Escalade.

01:10:20.000 And she slammed through and all the glass shattered on us.

01:10:22.000 And the Uber still took us home, thankfully.

01:10:25.000 But the glass was like flying in the car the whole time.

01:10:27.000 Wait, he paid for that shit?

01:10:28.000 No.

01:10:29.000 We paid $3,100 today.

01:10:33.000 Damn!

01:10:33.000 To replace the window.

01:10:34.000 Sugar Daddy!

01:10:35.000 Sugar Daddy vibes!

01:10:37.000 Sugar Daddy!

01:10:38.000 Sugar Daddy!

01:10:39.000 Sugar Daddy gave me...

01:10:39.000 Wait, hold on.

01:10:40.000 Let me get the show off.

01:10:42.000 Wait, so your sugar daddy gave you $3,100 to pay for a sunroof that your friend smashed?

01:10:50.000 Yeah, he loves us.

01:10:52.000 Wow.

01:10:53.000 Aiden needs some therapy.

01:10:54.000 Yo, Aiden!

01:10:55.000 If you're in his room right now, brother, we can help you.

01:10:58.000 Just call the number.

01:10:59.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:11:00.000 Is your friend smashing?

01:11:01.000 Are you smashing Aiden?

01:11:04.000 Did she say us?

01:11:06.000 No way, she is.

01:11:08.000 We do a podcast here in Miami.

01:11:09.000 Somebody's got to be...

01:11:10.000 Come down to Miami.

01:11:11.000 What do y'all got to be?

01:11:12.000 Something's going on, bro.

01:11:13.000 Something's going on here.

01:11:14.000 I believe her, though.

01:11:15.000 So, I still can't even envision this.

01:11:17.000 So you got on top of the car and you were twerking and then you fell through the sunroof?

01:11:22.000 Yeah, pretty much.

01:11:24.000 How'd you get on the car in the first place?

01:11:26.000 You opened the window.

01:11:27.000 What do you mean?

01:11:28.000 The sunroof.

01:11:29.000 So you climbed out and then broke it.

01:11:31.000 Yeah.

01:11:32.000 But how'd you break it if the glass was already retracted?

01:11:34.000 Yeah.

01:11:34.000 It's a moonroof, so it's a double glass.

01:11:37.000 So the glass slides on top of the other glass.

01:11:41.000 She fell through the glass, and that glass fell through the other glass, and then she fell into the car.

01:11:45.000 How much you weigh, nigga?

01:11:46.000 160.

01:11:48.000 She was twerking, so...

01:11:51.000 Damn, you might weigh, girl.

01:11:52.000 Wait, you're 160, and how tall are you?

01:11:54.000 5'4".

01:11:55.000 I'm 5'10".

01:11:56.000 Damn!

01:12:00.000 That's her way to say you need to lose weight, bro.

01:12:03.000 She don't look like that.

01:12:04.000 That's why I'm like, damn!

01:12:08.000 Sorry.

01:12:09.000 Damn.

01:12:10.000 She don't look like 6'10".

01:12:12.000 Oh, man.

01:12:14.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:12:15.000 Do I know Aiden?

01:12:16.000 Do I know him?

01:12:17.000 Do you?

01:12:18.000 No, I'm asking you.

01:12:19.000 I don't think so.

01:12:20.000 She said you look like him.

01:12:21.000 Does he party?

01:12:22.000 No.

01:12:23.000 He's from Seattle?

01:12:24.000 Mm-hmm.

01:12:24.000 Oh, no, I don't know.

01:12:25.000 Oh, wait.

01:12:26.000 So that nigga's not even in Miami?

01:12:28.000 No, he's an engineer for Google, so he works in...

01:12:30.000 Oh, he's a real sugar daddy.

01:12:31.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:33.000 That's a real sugar daddy.

01:12:35.000 He's the love of my life.

01:12:38.000 There's a lot of engineers at Google.

01:12:40.000 Good luck, y'all.

01:12:41.000 Named Aiden.

01:12:42.000 Probably.

01:12:44.000 Wait, so he a white nigga named Aiden?

01:12:46.000 I believe she.

01:12:47.000 Remember, she said he looks like...

01:12:49.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:49.000 Wait, wrong nigga, I'm sorry.

01:12:51.000 And not smashing, I believe her.

01:12:53.000 I actually believe her.

01:12:54.000 He's far away, so I mean, it makes sense.

01:12:56.000 Wait, wait.

01:12:58.000 Wait, so you're married by yourself?

01:13:01.000 I'm here with my roommate and Nana.

01:13:05.000 Wait, who's paying rent?

01:13:07.000 Uh...

01:13:08.000 Yeah, Aiden.

01:13:10.000 Wait, so your roommate is a girl?

01:13:13.000 And for your friend's issues?

01:13:16.000 That's the one time.

01:13:18.000 A one-off?

01:13:18.000 That's like, bro.

01:13:20.000 Well, hold on.

01:13:21.000 How come she's not cut off?

01:13:22.000 Where's your man?

01:13:23.000 I don't have a man.

01:13:24.000 I don't have a man.

01:13:25.000 She's cut off.

01:13:26.000 No, but where's her slices?

01:13:27.000 It's on her legs.

01:13:28.000 Bro, turn around.

01:13:29.000 Show them your ass.

01:13:30.000 Yeah, turn around.

01:13:30.000 Turn around, please.

01:13:31.000 Show them the cuts on the back of your leg.

01:13:34.000 On the back?

01:13:34.000 Hold on, let's see.

01:13:35.000 Oh, shit.

01:13:35.000 She fell through.

01:13:36.000 Ouch.

01:13:37.000 Oh, wow.

01:13:37.000 Shit, damn.

01:13:39.000 Ouch.

01:13:39.000 Damn, nigga, you got no ass.

01:13:41.000 Damn.

01:13:43.000 Pretty much.

01:13:44.000 I'm just keeping it real, bro.

01:13:45.000 Yo, that's crazy, though.

01:13:47.000 Little booties matter.

01:13:49.000 Yeah, they don't matter, though.

01:13:51.000 They do.

01:13:51.000 They don't matter, though.

01:13:51.000 They really do.

01:13:52.000 They still clot back.

01:13:53.000 Yeah, she has some cuts on her back and her legs.

01:13:57.000 Holy shit!

01:13:58.000 All right, Chad, this is my only to the fullest right here, man.

01:14:01.000 I'm also to the fullest.

01:14:02.000 This is...

01:14:04.000 Aiden needs some help, man.

01:14:06.000 I disagree.

01:14:07.000 Of course you do.

01:14:08.000 Of course you disagree.

01:14:10.000 I think he's perfect.

01:14:11.000 For you.

01:14:12.000 How long has he been your, I guess, sponsor?

01:14:17.000 Probably like six or seven months now.

01:14:21.000 Would you ever give him the guts?

01:14:23.000 Ever?

01:14:23.000 Absolutely.

01:14:24.000 But when?

01:14:25.000 If that was something that he pursued, like he wanted to do that, so then he could...

01:14:30.000 I'm having deja vu right now.

01:14:31.000 Can I ask a question to her?

01:14:33.000 Yeah.

01:14:34.000 Are you investing any of the money that he gives you?

01:14:36.000 Yes, I do have a savings account.

01:14:38.000 Okay.

01:14:39.000 That's just a savings account?

01:14:40.000 I also have building up my credit through him, through his credit card, and I have savings with him and his...

01:14:51.000 Oh my god!

01:14:53.000 So every payment that I pay...

01:14:55.000 Oh, I'm not the audio engineer, bro.

01:15:00.000 Yeah, true, true, true.

01:15:01.000 Nigga, it is on, nigga!

01:15:03.000 It is on?

01:15:04.000 Alright, alright.

01:15:05.000 I heard him now.

01:15:06.000 Bills!

01:15:07.000 Bills!

01:15:07.000 That ain't supposed to watch somebody on Monday, maybe.

01:15:09.000 Bills!

01:15:11.000 We're gonna do a stream.

01:15:12.000 I always stream.

01:15:13.000 Oh, in the open in Miami.

01:15:15.000 We're gonna show you the Miami lifestyle with girls.

01:15:17.000 Because it's crazy, bro.

01:15:18.000 It is crazy.

01:15:19.000 I'm with it.

01:15:19.000 I'll put you on camera too, nigga.

01:15:20.000 Yeah, we do.

01:15:21.000 We spend a lot of money out here.

01:15:22.000 It's expensive.

01:15:22.000 No, he does.

01:15:23.000 No, no, no.

01:15:23.000 You spend his money.

01:15:24.000 He does.

01:15:25.000 Not you.

01:15:26.000 You ain't doing shit but saving money, man.

01:15:27.000 What do you mean we?

01:15:28.000 You're smart as hell, man.

01:15:31.000 Wait, I didn't hear you.

01:15:34.000 I'm saying you're smart as hell.

01:15:35.000 Oh, thank you.

01:15:36.000 Saving money and spending his money.

01:15:39.000 Alright.

01:15:40.000 Oh, man.

01:15:42.000 Okay, where were we here?

01:15:43.000 We was picking about guts.

01:15:44.000 Oh, yeah.

01:15:45.000 Rate her one out of ten and then what she can improve.

01:15:49.000 Oh, can we skip?

01:15:50.000 No, no.

01:15:51.000 It's to her.

01:15:52.000 I'll rate you a seven.

01:15:54.000 Okay.

01:15:54.000 Things you can improve on.

01:15:56.000 Hair.

01:15:58.000 Chris.

01:15:59.000 It can grow back.

01:16:01.000 Things you can improve on.

01:16:03.000 I don't really know you that well.

01:16:05.000 You're beautiful to me, so I don't know.

01:16:06.000 Fire the management team.

01:16:10.000 You have really good skin.

01:16:13.000 Thanks.

01:16:13.000 I don't really know what to say.

01:16:15.000 Yeah, she looks good to me.

01:16:17.000 Something.

01:16:17.000 Girls are full of shit, man.

01:16:18.000 Why does she have to improve?

01:16:19.000 This exercise proves so much.

01:16:20.000 This look is for many people.

01:16:23.000 Maybe not you guys, but for other people.

01:16:25.000 Someone's going to want it.

01:16:27.000 I need to lose weight.

01:16:29.000 I'll just say it.

01:16:29.000 I need to lose some more weight.

01:16:30.000 I've been losing weight.

01:16:31.000 I've lost like 18 pounds now.

01:16:34.000 Now I'm her weight.

01:16:35.000 So I'm still going down.

01:16:36.000 I'm going to 145.

01:16:37.000 So there we go.

01:16:38.000 I need to lose weight.

01:16:39.000 And I'm old and black.

01:16:41.000 So there we go.

01:16:43.000 So there we go.

01:16:44.000 Accountability?

01:16:45.000 Accountability, alright.

01:16:46.000 Alright, you rate her, and then you rate her.

01:16:52.000 I love you, girl, personality-wise.

01:16:54.000 I do.

01:16:54.000 I love you so much.

01:16:56.000 I'm giving you a five.

01:16:57.000 Thank you.

01:16:58.000 Okay.

01:17:00.000 Really just improve on doing some workouts for your upper body.

01:17:04.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:17:05.000 Yeah, that's pretty bad.

01:17:07.000 Yeah, you can do things like titty ups.

01:17:09.000 I know how to do those because I got big boobs.

01:17:11.000 What?

01:17:11.000 Titty ups?

01:17:11.000 Yeah.

01:17:12.000 Like you just go like this and then flex.

01:17:15.000 It's like a flex.

01:17:16.000 Do you do it fast?

01:17:17.000 No, you do this for two minutes.

01:17:19.000 Oh wow.

01:17:19.000 Yeah.

01:17:20.000 Good to know about it.

01:17:21.000 And probably do some cardio.

01:17:31.000 And now you to her.

01:17:35.000 No, not Wanda.

01:17:38.000 Honestly, Wanda.

01:17:40.000 Facially, I wouldn't say anything.

01:17:43.000 So it has to be physically?

01:17:45.000 Yes.

01:17:46.000 Oh, fuck.

01:17:47.000 Go for it, girl.

01:17:47.000 Honestly, you're beautiful.

01:17:49.000 One out of ten and then...

01:17:50.000 Oh, I know.

01:17:52.000 One out of ten and then...

01:17:53.000 Oh, I know.

01:17:53.000 Oh, um, seven.

01:17:55.000 Okay.

01:17:56.000 Um, yeah, just do some squats, baby.

01:17:59.000 That's it.

01:18:00.000 I got you.

01:18:01.000 I'll do it just for you.

01:18:02.000 Okay.

01:18:03.000 Yeller.

01:18:04.000 After what you said.

01:18:05.000 Yeah, I... Okay.

01:18:08.000 Okay.

01:18:09.000 Yeah, um...

01:18:10.000 That was very telling.

01:18:11.000 That exercise always proves what we...

01:18:13.000 Number one, it always takes forever because the girls don't want to say anything and they're too scared.

01:18:16.000 I mean, she was honest, though.

01:18:17.000 God damn, she was...

01:18:18.000 I was honest, too.

01:18:20.000 Alright, well...

01:18:20.000 Okay.

01:18:21.000 Nah, nah.

01:18:22.000 I really don't think anything wrong with her.

01:18:23.000 The rest of them lied.

01:18:25.000 Alright, let's uh...

01:18:26.000 Okay.

01:18:27.000 Ladies, ready to...

01:18:28.000 No, got that one.

01:18:29.000 Alright.

01:18:29.000 Hello, Myron Fresh, all the hard-working crew at Fresh and Fit.

01:18:32.000 I'm a 17-year-old guy and I binge-watched your shows.

01:18:34.000 Now I know who really killed JFK. Question for ladies.

01:18:38.000 How would you feel if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

01:18:42.000 What?

01:18:43.000 I'm confused.

01:18:44.000 That's an Andrew question.

01:18:47.000 Andrew?

01:18:47.000 Yeah, I met Andrew.

01:18:49.000 I was on the Whatever podcast.

01:18:51.000 Oh.

01:18:52.000 Yeah.

01:18:52.000 Okay, got it.

01:18:54.000 That's from the Whatever podcast.

01:18:55.000 Shout out to them, man.

01:18:56.000 Rave Poppy.

01:18:57.000 Five bucks.

01:18:58.000 Appreciate that.

01:18:58.000 Shout out to them.

01:18:59.000 When is the body transformation competition going to kick off?

01:19:03.000 It will kick off soon.

01:19:04.000 Wait.

01:19:05.000 Is it Aiden Downs?

01:19:09.000 No.

01:19:11.000 No?

01:19:12.000 No.

01:19:13.000 What else?

01:19:19.000 How do you spell his first name?

01:19:21.000 I don't know, ADN. What would you do if you were a dude for a day?

01:19:50.000 Keep it real, Jenny.

01:19:52.000 I got it, I got it, I got it.

01:19:53.000 Jennifer.

01:19:54.000 I would probably do what guys like to do, you know, have sex.

01:19:58.000 Wait, you mean as a guy?

01:20:00.000 Yeah, isn't that the question?

01:20:01.000 Yeah, what would you do if you were a guy for a day?

01:20:03.000 I would have sex with women.

01:20:05.000 All day?

01:20:06.000 I mean, I don't know what else am I going to go see my mom.

01:20:09.000 Like, hi, mom.

01:20:10.000 I don't know.

01:20:11.000 Hey, mom, what's up?

01:20:12.000 What would you do if you were a guy for a day?

01:20:13.000 I would try to pick up the heaviest thing that I couldn't pick up as a female.

01:20:17.000 Okay.

01:20:17.000 I would try to do some dude stuff.

01:20:20.000 All right.

01:20:20.000 Try to use a jackhammer.

01:20:21.000 What would you do?

01:20:23.000 Probably smash someone.

01:20:26.000 Okay.

01:20:27.000 What about you?

01:20:27.000 Get some guts.

01:20:28.000 I think I will try and seduce a lady and just try and see or feel how it feels like as a man.

01:20:36.000 You know, like approaching a lady and...

01:20:37.000 You would hate it.

01:20:38.000 Oh, no, don't worry.

01:20:39.000 Because sometimes I always think about it.

01:20:41.000 I'm like, how do men feel about being rejected, you know?

01:20:47.000 Rejection or something like that.

01:20:48.000 She wants to feel bad.

01:20:49.000 Yeah, she wants to be sad.

01:20:50.000 Or how they feel when, you know, a lady, you know, they approach a lady and the lady...

01:20:56.000 Do you yourself reject all guys?

01:20:57.000 Pardon?

01:20:58.000 Do you reject all guys yourself?

01:21:00.000 Yeah.

01:21:01.000 Wow, you're picky, huh?

01:21:02.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:21:03.000 Very picky.

01:21:04.000 Okay, that's great.

01:21:05.000 So that's why probably I'm like, how do these men feel?

01:21:08.000 So like if you were a guy, would you ever want to meet yourself?

01:21:13.000 Probably.

01:21:13.000 Ooh, that's a good question.

01:21:16.000 Even if you know how picky you are?

01:21:19.000 Yeah, so I can feel, you know...

01:21:21.000 The rejection?

01:21:23.000 Something like that.

01:21:24.000 Okay.

01:21:25.000 What about you?

01:21:26.000 Oppression.

01:21:27.000 If you're a guy for a day, what would you do?

01:21:28.000 I would walk around late at night without a care in the world.

01:21:32.000 Hmm?

01:21:32.000 I would walk around late at night without a care in the world.

01:21:34.000 You could do that right now.

01:21:36.000 Not truly.

01:21:38.000 You could do that right now.

01:21:40.000 It's kind of unsafe.

01:21:42.000 Anybody wants your ass.

01:21:43.000 Come on.

01:21:45.000 I feel like he's coming at me now because I just don't care.

01:22:01.000 Who's gonna kidnap you?

01:22:02.000 I think he likes you.

01:22:04.000 Someone in the chat said she's extra safe.

01:22:11.000 It's kinda funny.

01:22:12.000 Nick says she's extra safe.

01:22:21.000 Y'all niggas in the chat fucked up, man.

01:22:27.000 Yo!

01:22:28.000 Okay, cool.

01:22:28.000 Sorry.

01:22:29.000 No, you're good.

01:22:31.000 Alright, so...

01:22:32.000 You can roast me back, by the way.

01:22:35.000 I just don't want to.

01:22:37.000 Why not?

01:22:39.000 Because...

01:22:39.000 I think I'll roast you on behalf.

01:22:43.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:22:44.000 We're both roasted, by the way.

01:22:46.000 Actually, everybody in the room.

01:22:47.000 We're both roasted, by the way.

01:22:48.000 Not now.

01:22:49.000 I'll think about it.

01:22:51.000 Okay.

01:22:51.000 But I'll just prepare for that.

01:22:53.000 Okay.

01:22:54.000 Thank you.

01:22:55.000 Thank you.

01:22:56.000 I love your smile, by the way.

01:22:57.000 Thank you.

01:22:58.000 All right.

01:23:00.000 So what would you do if you were a guy?

01:23:01.000 You said you'd walk the streets.

01:23:02.000 That's what you would do?

01:23:07.000 Like just walk around.

01:23:08.000 I guess just walk around.

01:23:09.000 What about you?

01:23:11.000 What would you do as a guy?

01:23:12.000 Yeah, what would you do if you were a guy for a day?

01:23:14.000 I'd eat my meat.

01:23:15.000 Probably.

01:23:16.000 I'd like swing it around a little bit.

01:23:17.000 She said, beat her meat.

01:23:18.000 I'm dead.

01:23:20.000 I mean, sure, man.

01:23:21.000 I beat my meat.

01:23:24.000 Go fuck some bitches.

01:23:25.000 That's why I'm dead.

01:23:27.000 Oh my God.

01:23:28.000 Beat your meat.

01:23:30.000 That is quite the task, my friend.

01:23:32.000 I believe you're going to do it.

01:23:34.000 Honestly, yeah.

01:23:35.000 I would.

01:23:35.000 I would want to see the difference between a male orgasm and a woman orgasm.

01:23:40.000 So rather than twerk, she'll be your meat.

01:23:42.000 I would say it's both mating strategies.

01:23:45.000 So a couple of girls said that they would fuck bitches.

01:23:47.000 So I just got to ask this.

01:23:49.000 Do you think it's easy for a man to get laid?

01:23:51.000 No, it's not.

01:23:52.000 You're right.

01:23:53.000 Do you think it's easy?

01:23:54.000 No, you just wanted to get on a jackhammer.

01:23:56.000 Yeah.

01:23:56.000 What about you?

01:23:56.000 You said you would fuck some bitches.

01:23:58.000 Do you think it's easy to get laid as a guy?

01:24:02.000 It's...

01:24:02.000 Yeah.

01:24:04.000 Okay.

01:24:04.000 What about you?

01:24:05.000 You think so as well?

01:24:06.000 What about you?

01:24:07.000 It's easy?

01:24:08.000 It's not easy, no.

01:24:10.000 Well, she's just walking the streets.

01:24:12.000 And then what about you?

01:24:13.000 Do you think it's easy?

01:24:15.000 No.

01:24:17.000 No, that's why she would beat her meat.

01:24:21.000 So, I got a game.

01:24:24.000 We're going to go ahead and we're going to roleplay here.

01:24:26.000 I want you ladies, you're going to be men.

01:24:28.000 And we're going to be the girls.

01:24:32.000 So let's go ahead.

01:24:33.000 We haven't done this in a very long time.

01:24:35.000 Have we even done it in the new studio yet?

01:24:36.000 No.

01:24:37.000 No, we did.

01:24:38.000 Like once?

01:24:38.000 Wait.

01:24:39.000 Yeah, I think we did.

01:24:40.000 Once or twice.

01:24:41.000 Huh?

01:24:44.000 Not yet.

01:24:45.000 Okay, so where's the mics?

01:24:48.000 We got them underneath there, Mo?

01:24:49.000 We're gonna be doing virtual...

01:24:51.000 Wireless mics.

01:24:53.000 Yeah, we got the wireless mics.

01:24:55.000 So, what we're gonna do is...

01:24:58.000 You go first, fresh.

01:25:01.000 And I'll narrate it.

01:25:02.000 So, we're gonna start with...

01:25:04.000 You know, let's start with Kenya.

01:25:06.000 Miss Kenya, I want you to be the guy.

01:25:08.000 Now, I'm gonna make it easier for you.

01:25:10.000 Where do you want this place to be where you're meeting the girl?

01:25:14.000 On the streets?

01:25:16.000 Exactly.

01:25:17.000 Okay, time of day and where?

01:25:21.000 Afternoon.

01:25:22.000 Okay, where?

01:25:23.000 Miami?

01:25:24.000 In the evening.

01:25:26.000 Okay, evening where?

01:25:28.000 In Miami?

01:25:29.000 Yeah, sure.

01:25:30.000 Okay.

01:25:31.000 Alright, so let's go ahead.

01:25:33.000 Let's get the mics and then you guys are going to go set up over here in the back.

01:25:36.000 Cringe.

01:25:37.000 Yeah, yeah, take off the mic.

01:25:39.000 Yeah, take off the headphones.

01:25:40.000 And you're going to go ahead and I want you to pick up Fresh.

01:25:42.000 Fresh is going to be a girl.

01:25:43.000 Oh, gosh.

01:25:44.000 And he's going to act like a girl.

01:25:46.000 And what I want you to know, trust me, he's not going to go too hard on you.

01:25:49.000 He's going to act like a normal girl.

01:25:52.000 Okay?

01:25:53.000 Yeah, he's going to act like a normal girl.

01:25:55.000 So I want you to approach him.

01:25:58.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:25:58.000 So I want you to approach him and talk to him as if you're the guy.

01:26:03.000 And I want you to secure a date.

01:26:06.000 And try to get laid.

01:26:08.000 So Armando, the front and the back.

01:26:11.000 Because they're in the back, so do you want them in front of the camera?

01:26:14.000 What do you think is better?

01:26:16.000 Front?

01:26:17.000 Okay, then let me get out the way.

01:26:18.000 Alright, so you know what?

01:26:19.000 You guys are going to come to the front.

01:26:20.000 Come to the front.

01:26:22.000 Let's go over there.

01:26:28.000 So, okay.

01:26:29.000 So, yeah, just move your mic out the way.

01:26:31.000 So, yeah.

01:26:32.000 What we're going to do is you're going to go up to him and approach him and be attractive and then, like, get his name, number, set up a date, and I want you to try to get laid.

01:26:43.000 He's not going to go too hard.

01:26:44.000 He's going to act like a normal girl would during the day.

01:26:46.000 That's why I asked you, how are you meeting him?

01:26:47.000 Where are you guys meeting him?

01:26:48.000 In the street?

01:26:49.000 In Miami?

01:26:51.000 At night time?

01:26:52.000 No, even at night time.

01:26:53.000 What time?

01:26:53.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:26:54.000 What time?

01:26:55.000 Let's say 3 p.m.

01:26:57.000 It's okay.

01:26:57.000 3 p.m.?

01:26:58.000 That's during the day.

01:26:59.000 I'm a bad bitch.

01:27:00.000 That's not nice.

01:27:01.000 I'm a bad bitch.

01:27:02.000 Okay, okay.

01:27:03.000 Fresh, fresh, fresh.

01:27:05.000 Come on, man.

01:27:06.000 I want you to be serious.

01:27:08.000 I know this is a joke, but...

01:27:09.000 All right.

01:27:10.000 So, okay.

01:27:10.000 So, Fresh, have your back turned.

01:27:12.000 And then I want you to come back from over here.

01:27:15.000 So I want you to approach him.

01:27:16.000 Here, move over a little bit this way.

01:27:18.000 I'm trying to flex my glutes.

01:27:20.000 Here.

01:27:21.000 What?

01:27:21.000 You hold onto this like this.

01:27:23.000 And then, everybody be quiet while they do this.

01:27:26.000 Matter of fact, you know what?

01:27:27.000 Here, you can put your mic back.

01:27:28.000 I'm a black queen.

01:27:31.000 I'm independent.

01:27:32.000 I'm a bad bitch.

01:27:33.000 Okay.

01:27:34.000 Thank you.

01:27:34.000 So, you guys ready?

01:27:36.000 We're going to go and roll here.

01:27:37.000 We've got the camera set up and everything.

01:27:38.000 All right.

01:27:39.000 Go ahead.

01:27:43.000 Oh, excuse me.

01:27:45.000 Excuse me, sweetie.

01:27:46.000 Is this your pen?

01:27:47.000 Yes, it is.

01:27:48.000 Oh, okay, okay.

01:27:49.000 I'm sorry.

01:27:50.000 I think you dropped something.

01:27:51.000 Thank you.

01:27:52.000 Oh, you're welcome.

01:27:53.000 Oh, what's your name?

01:27:55.000 Freshina.

01:27:56.000 You look so beautiful.

01:27:57.000 What's your name?

01:27:57.000 Freshina.

01:27:58.000 Why are you touching me so much?

01:27:59.000 I'm sorry.

01:28:00.000 I'm sorry.

01:28:02.000 I just thought you were beautiful.

01:28:03.000 Thank you.

01:28:05.000 Oh, where do you live?

01:28:08.000 I live around the area.

01:28:10.000 Oh, actually, I think which place exactly?

01:28:13.000 You want to know my address?

01:28:15.000 No problem, no problem.

01:28:16.000 Not your exact address, but just...

01:28:19.000 Oh, I live in Brickell, Miami.

01:28:21.000 Oh, I actually live closer to you.

01:28:23.000 Oh, you do?

01:28:24.000 Yeah.

01:28:24.000 Do you mind us walking, though?

01:28:26.000 Maybe we can go to the same place, because we live in the same place.

01:28:29.000 Well, I'm actually busy right now.

01:28:30.000 The same neighborhood.

01:28:31.000 Okay.

01:28:32.000 Do you want to follow me right now?

01:28:33.000 Oh, you're touching me again.

01:28:39.000 I'm sorry.

01:28:41.000 Can I help you with something?

01:28:42.000 Wait, hold on.

01:28:42.000 Fresh Barn.

01:28:44.000 These girls have reservations to go someplace right now, so I told them to stay, but apparently they have to really go, so...

01:28:52.000 That was gay.

01:28:55.000 Yeah, so...

01:28:57.000 If you have to leave, Miss Pink, go ahead.

01:29:02.000 Yep.

01:29:02.000 And then, Gabby?

01:29:03.000 Are you going or are you saying?

01:29:05.000 Yeah, I'm with her, but...

01:29:06.000 You should be gentle.

01:29:07.000 Are you saying?

01:29:08.000 If you want to say, you can say.

01:29:11.000 You should stay.

01:29:11.000 Why would she leave her friend?

01:29:12.000 Because her IG will be removed and everything.

01:29:16.000 Up to you.

01:29:17.000 Do it for Aiden.

01:29:20.000 Stay here.

01:29:21.000 Do it for Aiden.

01:29:22.000 She never told me that she had dinner afterwards.

01:29:25.000 So she came here and then she's like...

01:29:26.000 Well, no, we do.

01:29:27.000 We have reservations for Kiki on the river at like 1230.

01:29:30.000 I don't even know what time it is.

01:29:31.000 Sorry, it's kind of mid, but I mean, it's like, once again, if you want to say this is more opportunity for you, What time is it?

01:29:37.000 12.30.

01:29:38.000 It's time enough, alright?

01:29:39.000 Right now.

01:29:40.000 You're late.

01:29:41.000 That's what it is.

01:29:41.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:29:42.000 It's already over.

01:29:43.000 No, you're good.

01:29:45.000 I highly recommend you stay, but if you want to leave, that's your loss.

01:29:47.000 No, she can do what she wants to do, bro.

01:29:49.000 Yeah, if you want to leave, that's fine.

01:29:50.000 Just choose.

01:29:51.000 I mean, I have to go with my friend.

01:29:52.000 Alright, cool.

01:29:53.000 Go ahead.

01:29:53.000 Go with her.

01:29:53.000 That's fine.

01:29:55.000 Thank you.

01:29:56.000 Alright guys.

01:29:56.000 I'm a bad bitch.

01:29:58.000 She's not.

01:30:02.000 She won't be back again.

01:30:06.000 That's fine.

01:30:07.000 You're not coming back.

01:30:08.000 She got some ass.

01:30:11.000 I'll be honest.

01:30:12.000 She got some ass.

01:30:15.000 Anyhow.

01:30:17.000 Are we done here?

01:30:18.000 Are you giving up already?

01:30:23.000 On a bad bitch like me?

01:30:29.000 Hold on, you want to start over because that was terrible.

01:30:32.000 Give me the scenario again.

01:30:35.000 Where are we?

01:30:39.000 Maybe just walking by the beach or on the streets.

01:30:42.000 Okay.

01:30:43.000 By the beach, right?

01:30:44.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:30:44.000 Cool.

01:30:44.000 Alright, I'll start over for you, okay?

01:30:46.000 Okay.

01:30:59.000 Hey, excuse me, sweetie.

01:31:02.000 Hi.

01:31:02.000 How are you?

01:31:03.000 Doing alright.

01:31:04.000 Oh, what's your name?

01:31:05.000 Prashina.

01:31:06.000 My name is...

01:31:07.000 Bread.

01:31:08.000 You don't know your name?

01:31:09.000 Ray.

01:31:10.000 My name is Ray.

01:31:11.000 Pleasure meeting you.

01:31:12.000 Hi, Ray.

01:31:12.000 You look so pretty.

01:31:13.000 Thank you.

01:31:14.000 Oh.

01:31:15.000 What are you doing tonight?

01:31:17.000 Well, we might go to the club with some friends, but I'm on the beach right now just like sunbathing, catching a tan.

01:31:23.000 Oh, okay.

01:31:24.000 I have a party with my friends tonight, and I don't know if you mind joining me tonight, maybe later in the day.

01:31:31.000 Where are you guys going?

01:31:32.000 Oh, we have a yacht party.

01:31:34.000 A yacht party?

01:31:34.000 Mm-hmm.

01:31:35.000 What time is the yacht party?

01:31:37.000 Right now.

01:31:37.000 It starts at 5.

01:31:39.000 It starts at 5.

01:31:41.000 We have dinner at 6 p.m.

01:31:43.000 today, reservations.

01:31:45.000 Oh, but you can still join, maybe.

01:31:48.000 How are we going to get on the boat if it's at 5?

01:31:52.000 Are you okay?

01:31:56.000 You seem a bit flustered.

01:31:59.000 What the fuck, bitch?

01:32:01.000 What the fuck, bitch?

01:32:04.000 It ain't not easy now, huh?

01:32:07.000 It ain't not easy, right?

01:32:08.000 Okay, there you go.

01:32:09.000 And here's the thing, he just gave you, like, normal shit that, yeah, like, that's, like, just normal shit a girl would say and act, like, that wasn't even, like, hard.

01:32:16.000 Yo!

01:32:17.000 Alright.

01:32:18.000 I got you good.

01:32:19.000 That's an L, man.

01:32:20.000 Alright.

01:32:21.000 That's an L, man.

01:32:25.000 But she is a bad bitch, by the way.

01:32:26.000 Let me do it.

01:32:28.000 Let me do it.

01:32:29.000 You bet you wouldn't do it.

01:32:30.000 You know that.

01:32:30.000 You want to swipe?

01:32:31.000 No, I don't.

01:32:32.000 I really don't want to say you want to swipe.

01:32:34.000 I got no game.

01:32:36.000 Oh my gosh.

01:32:38.000 Here, can we take this cup?

01:32:39.000 I think that was for one of the girls.

01:32:43.000 Yeah.

01:32:44.000 Okay.

01:32:45.000 Well, that was interesting.

01:32:46.000 You want to tell her what she did wrong there?

01:32:48.000 Because she definitely did a lot of things wrong.

01:32:50.000 No, you tell her because you were the girl.

01:32:52.000 So, off-rip, it was an introduction from behind.

01:32:56.000 I recommend not doing it from behind because you never know someone's past history or, for example, paranoia.

01:33:03.000 And then, secondly, the touch, the first touch was okay, but multiple touches, when I just turn around shocked, it's kind of like...

01:33:11.000 I don't know you like that.

01:33:12.000 You're in my space.

01:33:13.000 You're in my face.

01:33:15.000 Imagine a guy came up to you and was in your face like this.

01:33:17.000 Yeah, so where do you live?

01:33:19.000 I live close by.

01:33:20.000 It's like, yo, relax.

01:33:22.000 And then the second approach that you came to me was a little bit better, but I just feel like you froze up when I asked you your name.

01:33:30.000 Yeah.

01:33:32.000 It's like you got flustered.

01:33:33.000 Yeah.

01:33:34.000 It's hard being a man.

01:33:35.000 So imagine a guy coming to you and you're like, I know, rejected.

01:33:40.000 He's like, damn, I put out all the effort and then nothing happened.

01:33:43.000 It's also weird how she said, oh, I'll just walk with you wherever you're going.

01:33:46.000 You don't know.

01:33:47.000 Exactly.

01:33:49.000 But men actually do that.

01:33:52.000 Does it work for you?

01:33:53.000 Does it work for me?

01:33:53.000 It has worked on me one time.

01:33:55.000 One time, okay.

01:33:57.000 Yeah, and I was invited.

01:33:58.000 Actually, I was invited for a party.

01:34:03.000 Actually, it worked on me.

01:34:05.000 Yeah, one time.

01:34:06.000 And you said the guy was very attractive, right?

01:34:08.000 He wasn't attractive, but he invited me to a party.

01:34:11.000 Can I say something?

01:34:13.000 The way that you did that, if you were a man, I would have been creeped the fuck out of you.

01:34:17.000 Jesus, that was bad.

01:34:21.000 Freshina is undefeated.

01:34:22.000 Girls have no clue how hard it is.

01:34:23.000 I think because he had money, so I was just like, okay.

01:34:26.000 Oh, he had money?

01:34:27.000 Because, yeah.

01:34:29.000 Could you see a car, a lifestyle?

01:34:30.000 Could you see something on it?

01:34:31.000 Yeah, I could see a lifestyle on it.

01:34:33.000 He's whatever he was putting on, and he invited me to the yard, you know, so that's what I used.

01:34:40.000 Okay, okay.

01:34:42.000 Yeah, I don't think girls understand how hard it is to be a dude and get girls, bro.

01:34:48.000 It's very, very difficult.

01:34:49.000 It's tough.

01:34:50.000 You just failed big time.

01:34:52.000 You ain't fucking no bitches with that kind of attitude.

01:34:55.000 And you got that African accent, too?

01:34:57.000 Man.

01:35:01.000 Some girls would just write you off in Miami just because you got an African accent.

01:35:04.000 Actually, as a lady, I still receive that.

01:35:09.000 With my accent, I still receive that.

01:35:13.000 You receive what?

01:35:13.000 Really?

01:35:14.000 Yeah.

01:35:14.000 Receive what?

01:35:15.000 Nope!

01:35:15.000 Judgment for your accent?

01:35:17.000 Yeah, but not from the men.

01:35:19.000 Yeah, but I'm saying if you were a dude, my girls would be like...

01:35:24.000 They wouldn't be interested.

01:35:25.000 Ew.

01:35:26.000 Have an African accent.

01:35:27.000 It's tough.

01:35:28.000 Some girls will just be like, no thanks, just off that.

01:35:31.000 It's going to be tougher.

01:35:34.000 Well, at least now she knows.

01:35:35.000 Yeah, I mean, it don't matter because she ain't a dude, but I always find it interesting to get that perspective.

01:35:39.000 All right, I could go back to the chats.

01:35:42.000 No, Billy?

01:35:43.000 Crowder has Mug Club.

01:35:44.000 Give his local subs mugs.

01:35:46.000 How about to incentivize people joining even more than the value already given something along the lines of something with Castle Club for the annual subscribers?

01:35:53.000 WFNF, WCC, WControlChaos when it comes out.

01:35:57.000 I guess it was like merch, I guess.

01:35:59.000 I mean, bro, we got our hands full with the fucking community, man.

01:36:02.000 A lot.

01:36:04.000 And we're doing Zoom calls.

01:36:05.000 Yeah, we got our hands full.

01:36:07.000 They don't do Zoom calls, bro.

01:36:08.000 Like, bro, you want a mug or do you want life coaching?

01:36:11.000 There you go.

01:36:12.000 Bro, come on, man.

01:36:13.000 Come on, man.

01:36:14.000 Like, yo, doing the Castle Club and, like, creating these chapters in itself, bro, is extremely time-consuming, man.

01:36:19.000 Well, we appreciate the, uh...

01:36:21.000 Yeah, I appreciate the suggestion, bro, but, like, we're going away...

01:36:23.000 We're trying to go way further than just giving y'all mugs.

01:36:26.000 Like, you know what I mean?

01:36:28.000 Mugs.

01:36:28.000 Uh, yeah.

01:36:30.000 PurpleAxeApe says, much love FNF. Thank you guys for all the value and knowledge you provide to us.

01:36:34.000 Big W to Fresh for calling Zerka.

01:36:35.000 Oh, yeah, that was funny.

01:36:48.000 I don't know what he got.

01:36:49.000 Oh.

01:36:50.000 We talk strictly business.

01:36:52.000 Okay.

01:36:52.000 Angela says, Olympic 2024 opening ceremony is crazy.

01:36:55.000 We are doomed, my friends.

01:36:57.000 I saw it.

01:36:57.000 That happened today?

01:36:58.000 Yeah.

01:36:59.000 It was just extremely woke.

01:37:02.000 Oh.

01:37:02.000 Long story short.

01:37:04.000 Liberal.

01:37:04.000 Extremely woke.

01:37:05.000 Liberal.

01:37:08.000 I'm playing for the other team, Agenda Pushing.

01:37:11.000 Oh, okay.

01:37:12.000 What are you talking about?

01:37:13.000 Very happy, very happy.

01:37:15.000 But no, but what are they talking about?

01:37:16.000 The Olympic Open Ceremony.

01:37:18.000 Oh, yeah, I tweeted about that, too.

01:37:19.000 Oh, shit.

01:37:20.000 I bet you did.

01:37:22.000 Oh, my God.

01:37:24.000 Hero says, Hyman's letter says, El Horse.

01:37:26.000 Shout out to Hero, man.

01:37:28.000 Two horse left.

01:37:33.000 Give the audience a background.

01:37:35.000 What happened there?

01:37:36.000 I mean, basically, they came in.

01:37:37.000 I'm like, hey, girls, we'll be here at a certain time.

01:37:40.000 Yeah, yeah, sure.

01:37:42.000 But it's like, you know, when they have money on the line, they have to leave, man.

01:37:45.000 So I can't really blame them.

01:37:47.000 Bro, they're not getting paid to go to Key Canyon River.

01:37:49.000 Yeah, but, you know, someone they're meeting up with.

01:37:53.000 Someone's probably, like, popping.

01:37:54.000 Yeah, someone's probably...

01:37:56.000 Like a YouTuber streamer or somebody, probably.

01:37:58.000 For the audience, can you tell them what this place is and etc.?

01:38:01.000 So, that's a place where you go to Pop Bottles 30k Plus.

01:38:06.000 It's an upscale type restaurant slash party spot.

01:38:10.000 And honestly speaking, like, those people that are there have bread.

01:38:13.000 But granted, though...

01:38:15.000 Their invite might be a celebrity or somebody's status.

01:38:18.000 But if it's not, it might be a promoter as well.

01:38:20.000 And they might be meeting people that have money to fund their lifestyle.

01:38:24.000 So, it might be that.

01:38:26.000 At best.

01:38:27.000 At best.

01:38:27.000 So, that's what it really is.

01:38:29.000 Welcome to Miami, Florida, guys.

01:38:30.000 That's the game out here.

01:38:32.000 For real.

01:38:32.000 Yeah, like, fuck fast, man.

01:38:34.000 What?

01:38:35.000 Fuck fast.

01:38:36.000 Oh, fuck fast.

01:38:37.000 No, fuck fast.

01:38:38.000 Oh, fuck fast?

01:38:39.000 Like, fast as fuck, man.

01:38:41.000 Don't waste your time.

01:38:42.000 Don't waste your money.

01:38:45.000 You see a bitch like that, man?

01:38:46.000 Just fuck her, man.

01:38:47.000 The first night, bro.

01:38:48.000 Don't spend two weeks spending money on this bitch, man.

01:38:50.000 Come on, man.

01:38:51.000 Or it just started late.

01:38:53.000 And they just...

01:38:54.000 This whole thing just started late.

01:38:56.000 Doesn't matter.

01:38:57.000 We told them what time it is.

01:38:59.000 They thought they had enough time to...

01:39:00.000 Well, listen.

01:39:01.000 It's a podcast.

01:39:02.000 It's an opportunity for you.

01:39:03.000 If you don't like it, you can leave, too.

01:39:05.000 Simple as that.

01:39:06.000 It's like, I'm sorry to say, it's like, it's one of those things where we invite you on, they came on, oh, we're going to club and pop us to get drunk and fuck niggas.

01:39:14.000 Okay.

01:39:15.000 But afterwards...

01:39:16.000 We were told that we start at a certain time.

01:39:18.000 Okay, well, we do live, all right?

01:39:19.000 We do live, all right?

01:39:21.000 So, if you don't like it, I'm gonna give you an opportunity to leave.

01:39:24.000 Alright?

01:39:25.000 Simple as that.

01:39:26.000 Like, it's many girls in Miami.

01:39:27.000 I'll do this shit for four years.

01:39:29.000 Alright?

01:39:30.000 They come and go.

01:39:31.000 Like, literally.

01:39:32.000 Like, physically, too.

01:39:33.000 Yeah, they come and go.

01:39:34.000 So, hey, I don't care, man.

01:39:35.000 Also, in his defense, I was the one that invited them, and I told them late, and they never said anything.

01:39:41.000 Yeah.

01:39:41.000 So, there's nothing wrong with what we did.

01:39:43.000 Boom.

01:39:44.000 Yeah, it's okay.

01:39:45.000 I'm just letting you know so you understand.

01:39:45.000 And she about you, too, right?

01:39:47.000 Yes.

01:39:48.000 Okay.

01:39:48.000 WGen.

01:39:49.000 So wait, so they didn't tell y'all at all that they had...

01:39:51.000 No, they didn't.

01:39:52.000 I mean, you can look at our messages.

01:39:54.000 No, no, no.

01:39:55.000 But I'm just saying it's like the fact that it's like you're wasting my time because I'm the one that's coming here, setting you guys up, and then all of a sudden you're like, oh, no, I have to go like in 30 minutes.

01:40:03.000 What do you mean?

01:40:04.000 Well, that is the...

01:40:06.000 I want to say an example of what happens in Miami with hot girls.

01:40:10.000 They get invited everywhere, many offers.

01:40:12.000 They're here today, here tomorrow, multiple locations at one time.

01:40:17.000 That's what they do.

01:40:18.000 Even with doing lashes, you have an appointment at some time, they flop for something else.

01:40:22.000 They got a boat offer, a yacht.

01:40:25.000 They come late, or they don't come at all.

01:40:26.000 Oh, sorry girl, I got caught up with something.

01:40:29.000 I know a girl that literally started OnlyFans when she actually had a scholarship for mathematics and FIU. And she's been here before.

01:40:37.000 What?

01:40:38.000 And it's like, oh, you became a millionaire or you could have actually been a real millionaire by doing something better with your life, but whatever.

01:40:44.000 Damn.

01:40:44.000 And having your dignity a little bit.

01:40:46.000 Exactly.

01:40:48.000 Well, that's mommy for you.

01:40:49.000 Okay, we got some questions for the girls.

01:40:51.000 Yeah, I do actually.

01:40:52.000 I do have some here.

01:40:55.000 And I don't know which ones belong to the Washington Chicks, but what are ideal qualities to look for?

01:40:59.000 Come on, man.

01:41:01.000 Ideal qualities to look for in a wife.

01:41:03.000 We use that shit every time.

01:41:04.000 We all know that.

01:41:05.000 It's cliche.

01:41:05.000 Don't be fat, a whore, annoying, stupid.

01:41:07.000 Simple shit.

01:41:08.000 Peaceful.

01:41:08.000 Add value.

01:41:10.000 Let's see here.

01:41:12.000 This one is an interesting one.

01:41:14.000 I don't know who asked this one.

01:41:15.000 Which girl do you think has the highest rating and which girl has the lowest rating, 1 to 10?

01:41:19.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:41:21.000 Was this one of y'all that asked this?

01:41:22.000 I didn't even ask any questions.

01:41:23.000 I wasn't going to be here.

01:41:24.000 I did.

01:41:25.000 You asked this.

01:41:26.000 We got to stir it up a little bit.

01:41:28.000 Everybody was asking the same questions.

01:41:30.000 Highest rating?

01:41:31.000 Can we say that again?

01:41:32.000 Yeah, which girl do you think has the highest rating and which girl has the lowest rating, 1 to 10?

01:41:37.000 What does that mean?

01:41:39.000 Rating?

01:41:39.000 Yeah, she's rating the way they look.

01:41:42.000 Oh.

01:41:42.000 So you want us to rate you?

01:41:44.000 Yeah, that was your guys' question, right?

01:41:47.000 Yeah, it's for us.

01:41:48.000 Yeah.

01:41:48.000 Wait, everybody?

01:41:51.000 No, no, friends.

01:41:51.000 Guys.

01:41:52.000 Guys.

01:41:52.000 Yeah, she's asking the guys.

01:41:53.000 Highest rating and lowest rating.

01:41:55.000 On the panel?

01:41:56.000 Right now?

01:41:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:41:59.000 Okay.

01:42:00.000 So, uh...

01:42:01.000 I'll start with Lois.

01:42:04.000 God damn it.

01:42:06.000 Sorry, Kenya.

01:42:07.000 You flopped earlier.

01:42:09.000 I'll give you a...

01:42:10.000 A five.

01:42:14.000 And then highest?

01:42:16.000 Is that what it is?

01:42:17.000 Rating?

01:42:18.000 Yeah.

01:42:18.000 Just straight looks, right?

01:42:19.000 Yep.

01:42:20.000 Okay.

01:42:20.000 And then I'll give the highest to...

01:42:23.000 A lady over here.

01:42:26.000 I'll give you a smooth eight.

01:42:29.000 Can you a black queen?

01:42:31.000 Yeah, man.

01:42:32.000 He likes me, it's all, yo.

01:42:35.000 If I roast you, it means that I like you.

01:42:37.000 I suspect you.

01:42:38.000 I sense that.

01:42:39.000 All right, Mario.

01:42:44.000 What's the silence?

01:42:46.000 I plead the fifth.

01:42:48.000 You're next.

01:42:49.000 Why is this thing lying?

01:42:51.000 You're next, Mario.

01:42:52.000 You're next.

01:42:53.000 You're next, bro.

01:42:54.000 You're next, bro.

01:42:55.000 You're next, bro.

01:42:55.000 Everybody's going to question that.

01:42:56.000 Is he lying?

01:42:59.000 Come on, Mike!

01:43:02.000 Black men don't lie.

01:43:03.000 Black men don't lie or cheat.

01:43:08.000 It comes back to what I said before.

01:43:11.000 The girl that had the highest rating was one of the stripper chicks, right?

01:43:14.000 That was the best looking one.

01:43:15.000 In the green.

01:43:16.000 But she's a retard, so I'm not surprised, right?

01:43:18.000 It always happens.

01:43:18.000 Typically, the more attracted they are, the dumber they are.

01:43:21.000 And then the lowest rating is, I would say, to be honest with you, between you two, the hair for you is really bad, and then for you, you're too fat.

01:43:27.000 So, that's what it is.

01:43:31.000 What?

01:43:32.000 You want me to fucking lie?

01:43:34.000 No, that's why I asked the question.

01:43:35.000 That's all the fucking truth, man.

01:43:36.000 Okay, okay, okay, I get it.

01:43:38.000 What was our low rating?

01:43:39.000 I get it, bro.

01:43:40.000 Like, yeah, it's just, you know.

01:43:42.000 Niggas in a tie.

01:43:43.000 Huh?

01:43:46.000 Kind of a tie, but...

01:43:47.000 Shout out to Twitch, man, by the way.

01:43:52.000 With all jokes aside, if you lost weight, I guarantee you, a guy will commit to you.

01:43:57.000 I'm serious.

01:43:58.000 It wouldn't be a situationship.

01:43:59.000 Forget about him.

01:44:01.000 Focus on me.

01:44:04.000 I'm the captain, no.

01:44:05.000 I'm the captain, no.

01:44:07.000 The darkness has awoken.

01:44:10.000 The darkness.

01:44:15.000 Alright, anyway.

01:44:16.000 Can you show that I don't have anything to do with anything?

01:44:20.000 You don't think so?

01:44:20.000 No.

01:44:22.000 You don't think your weight has anything to do with him being commitment phobic?

01:44:26.000 You don't think so?

01:44:28.000 No.

01:44:29.000 Do you live on Planet Earth?

01:44:30.000 Yeah.

01:44:31.000 Okay.

01:44:31.000 Right next to ya.

01:44:32.000 Good.

01:44:33.000 You triggered my trap card!

01:44:35.000 What do you think men value the most in women?

01:44:38.000 Me?

01:44:39.000 What do you think men, in general, value the most in women?

01:44:42.000 Pussy.

01:44:44.000 Okay, fair enough.

01:44:45.000 What kind of pussy do they value, in your opinion?

01:44:51.000 Pussy they can call all their own.

01:44:54.000 Okay, that's a component of it, but what else besides loyalty?

01:45:02.000 Like a trophy.

01:45:03.000 A trophy.

01:45:04.000 What goes into a girl being a trophy?

01:45:06.000 Her looking smoking hot.

01:45:08.000 Okay, what makes a girl hot?

01:45:10.000 Everything.

01:45:11.000 Okay, what do you think of the components of a girl looking hot?

01:45:16.000 Whatever his preferences are.

01:45:19.000 Okay, there are universal preferences that men look for typically though.

01:45:23.000 What do you think those are?

01:45:24.000 You don't think so?

01:45:25.000 It's not universal.

01:45:27.000 You don't think so?

01:45:28.000 No, it's not universal.

01:45:29.000 It's not universal.

01:45:30.000 Some guys like skinny, blonde, big boobs, big ass.

01:45:36.000 Some are like, oh, that's too much.

01:45:38.000 I like a girl more athletic.

01:45:40.000 I like a girl more bigger.

01:45:43.000 I've never heard that before.

01:45:45.000 It's different from different regions.

01:45:46.000 I've never heard that before.

01:45:48.000 It's just that they don't have options.

01:45:49.000 That's the thing.

01:45:51.000 I mean, you can say that.

01:45:52.000 That's subjective.

01:45:53.000 It's just everyone's different, I guess.

01:45:55.000 That's what they all say.

01:45:58.000 Alright, so look, you can take a guy that sits there and says, I like big girls, right?

01:46:02.000 But if I gave that guy $2 million in a Lamborghini, he would be having sexual models the next day.

01:46:08.000 Men typically will sit there and say, oh yeah, I like this kind of girl, but that's just what they attract, so they just kind of deal with it.

01:46:14.000 But the reality is that men want fit women.

01:46:17.000 They could sit there and say, oh no, I like a big girl, but that's not true.

01:46:20.000 So you're going to speak for every guy?

01:46:22.000 A majority of men would prefer a girl that's in good shape.

01:46:26.000 It just means 99.9.

01:46:29.000 Like that's just what it is.

01:46:31.000 I mean, I digress.

01:46:33.000 You have a point.

01:46:35.000 You don't agree, Africa?

01:46:36.000 So why don't you get fat then?

01:46:38.000 No, because I can't get fat.

01:46:40.000 It's just in my genes.

01:46:43.000 Well, you know, you can always eat more calories and just get fat.

01:46:46.000 Why not just get fat then?

01:46:46.000 I've tried that, but I can't.

01:46:49.000 Everyone in my family is lame.

01:46:51.000 Just like I can't lose weight.

01:46:52.000 Yeah.

01:47:04.000 I still don't believe that.

01:47:09.000 I feel like...

01:47:10.000 You know, like, beauty is not universal.

01:47:14.000 You know, some people prefer, you know, thick ladies.

01:47:16.000 Some people actually prefer fat ladies, not just thick.

01:47:20.000 Some people prefer skinny.

01:47:21.000 Some people prefer medium.

01:47:23.000 So I don't think it's universal.

01:47:24.000 I've never seen a fat girl in this universe.

01:47:26.000 It's like, it's that diamond that's just, one has a chip, one is unscathed, one is raw, one is...

01:47:34.000 Yeah, but one's more expensive than the other.

01:47:38.000 It's all different levels.

01:47:39.000 Yeah.

01:47:41.000 But they're still low in a high level.

01:47:43.000 Think about this.

01:47:45.000 You were a man for a couple seconds.

01:47:48.000 Couldn't bag a chick.

01:47:50.000 Weird man telling you what it is in real time.

01:47:52.000 How men think.

01:47:55.000 What say you?

01:47:59.000 That's exactly what I think.

01:48:01.000 I think beauty is not universal.

01:48:03.000 Think or not.

01:48:04.000 So we have different beauty standards depending on, you know, maybe where you are.

01:48:09.000 Depending on what we have access to.

01:48:10.000 So, for example, if you were a dude, you would have to fuck fat girls because you got zero game and you're a predator.

01:48:15.000 If you were a guy, you would have to do that shit.

01:48:18.000 But generally...

01:48:19.000 But if a man has options, he's going to get with more attractive girls.

01:48:22.000 And fat girls are just not attractive.

01:48:23.000 Whether you guys want to say, well, some guys like big girls.

01:48:25.000 No, those are men that you don't want.

01:48:27.000 Those are losers most of the time.

01:48:28.000 But why are there some fat ladies getting married?

01:48:32.000 Or they have boyfriends?

01:48:33.000 Or long-term relationships?

01:48:33.000 Okay, but is that man their first choice?

01:48:35.000 Is that man their first choice?

01:48:37.000 A lot of times it's no.

01:48:38.000 He's a lower status male a lot of the times.

01:48:41.000 Facts.

01:48:42.000 Bottom of the barrel.

01:48:43.000 Most likely they're getting divorced.

01:48:46.000 Yeah, it's like a lower status male.

01:48:48.000 If he's like with an ugly fat girl, then most of the time he's broke.

01:48:51.000 He's a bum.

01:48:52.000 Maybe she's paying the bills.

01:48:53.000 Something is off there.

01:48:54.000 It's not our first choice.

01:48:55.000 But we also have beautiful fat girls.

01:48:57.000 That's impossible.

01:48:58.000 Okay.

01:48:58.000 No, no, no.

01:48:59.000 No, beauty.

01:49:00.000 Hold on.

01:49:00.000 Name two.

01:49:04.000 There's a difference though.

01:49:05.000 There's a difference between a man that wants to just like have sex with you, wife you up, like...

01:49:13.000 I don't know.

01:49:15.000 Okay.

01:49:16.000 Like, we gotta be specific.

01:49:23.000 Back to the chats!

01:49:28.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on.

01:49:29.000 What, are we having technical difficulty?

01:49:31.000 No, well, you know.

01:49:32.000 Camera angles.

01:49:34.000 I'm picky as fuck, so.

01:49:36.000 Yeah.

01:49:36.000 I mean, this is just an example of, like, girls, you guys just lie to each other.

01:49:39.000 You guys just tell each other the wrong thing or whatever.

01:49:42.000 All I'm saying is, I promise you, if you lost, like, 70 pounds, your guy would probably take you more seriously.

01:49:46.000 You would have a situation ship.

01:49:48.000 You know, you're trying to say the guy is not taking us seriously because of our weight.

01:49:52.000 He's not.

01:49:53.000 I promise you that's a part of it.

01:49:55.000 No.

01:49:56.000 No.

01:49:57.000 No.

01:49:59.000 Then how can you speak for us?

01:50:01.000 It doesn't make sense.

01:50:03.000 No, it doesn't make sense.

01:50:05.000 I feel like love fades too.

01:50:07.000 If you're with somebody for a while, like, I was in the beginning.

01:50:12.000 It's probably just not.

01:50:12.000 Like, that happens sometimes.

01:50:14.000 You know, that's what I thought until I noticed that I got fat.

01:50:18.000 Yeah, that's what I did too.

01:50:19.000 Yeah.

01:50:19.000 And then I controlled that shit real quick.

01:50:21.000 And it's like, how come he was treating me very well in the first three years and then like the last of the two?

01:50:27.000 I got fat from a work injury, so...

01:50:29.000 Dang.

01:50:30.000 I'm just saying.

01:50:30.000 I'm gonna think.

01:50:32.000 She puts it into perspective.

01:50:35.000 Alright, let's go to Rumble.

01:50:37.000 Before we, uh...

01:50:38.000 What?

01:50:41.000 Alright.

01:50:41.000 We'll just go to Cast Club.

01:50:42.000 Fuck it.

01:50:44.000 You want me to read chats first?

01:50:47.000 Those ones are not safe for YouTube at all.

01:50:49.000 I'll switch first.

01:50:50.000 So I'll switch first and then chats.

01:50:52.000 Cool.

01:50:52.000 Alright.

01:50:53.000 Because it's kind of wild, bro.

01:50:55.000 Alright, guys.

01:50:56.000 Come on over to Cast Club, guys.

01:50:57.000 CastClub.tv.

01:50:57.000 Come on over.

01:50:58.000 Yeah, party.

01:50:58.000 August 10th.

01:50:59.000 And I got to say something as well that I can't say on YouTube.

01:51:02.000 Just for confirmation, we're going to be on Locals.

01:51:05.000 Yeah, just go on over to Locals.

01:51:06.000 Yeah, just come on over to Locals, guys.

01:51:08.000 Cool.

01:51:12.000 Thank you for being so tough.

01:51:16.000 You too, by the way.

Fresh & Fit - July 27, 2024

Man Got 50k In Debt From E-Girl Streamers?!

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