Overwatch Gaming Stream
Episode Stats
Length
4 hours and 27 minutes
Words per Minute
115.60346
Hate Speech Sentences
985
Summary
In this episode of Fresh and Fit Gaming, we introduce ourselves and talk about how we got into gaming and why we like playing Overwatch. We also talk about our first impressions of the game and what we're playing right now. We hope you guys enjoy the first episode and stay tuned for more! Fresh & Fit Gaming is a new streaming service that focuses on the Overwatch League. We play a variety of games and try to figure out how to make the audio work. We hope y'all like it and give us some feedback on what you think of it and what you would like to see us play more of in the future. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts and we'll get back to you soon! XOXO, Chris, Fresh and FIT! xoxo -Chad, Fresh & FIT :D Cheers, Fresh + FIT, Cheers! -Chris, Fresh, FIT. -Fresh & Fit :P - Cheers. Xoxo, Chris & FITS. :) - CHEERS, Fresh -FIT, CHEER! :C - CHEE CHEEE -CHEER, CHEEEEEEEEEE . CHEEEEE - Cheeeeee - CHEEE - CRY, CHIEE, CHOEE, CHEEEEEE, CHEEEEEEEEEE , CHEEee -YEAH! CHEEHEEEEEH! -CHEEEEH (CHEEEEEK! -YO CHEEEEEEEEH, CHEYEHEEH, YEAH, KUCHEEEEH - YOHAH, BABY CHEE, YOEEH! , YOEAH -YEH, FEEH? -THAT'S IT'S GOOD! -KUCHEEHAAAAH, WE ARE LIVE! -BOOYHUH, SWELL, BAAAAHHAAAAY! -HAPPY MEEEEEEEEH, GAYEEEHAAAAAAH, IT'LL HAVE A GOOD DAY! -FRIENDS! -AYAAAAY, BOOY, YOOOOOOO, GOOH, NOPE! -GOT IT?
Transcript
00:00:38.000
It looks like we're live on Locals, but we're double checking to make sure that we're good on Rumble.
00:01:04.000
We're just trying to see how long it will be with Fresh and Fit.
00:01:37.000
Alright, Chad, give me one to the chat if the audio's good on your guys' end.
00:01:40.000
Give me one to the chat if you guys can hear fresh.
00:01:49.000
Give me one to the chat if y'all heard the Don DeMarco and everything else like that.
00:01:54.000
Alright, one, they're saying the audio is good.
00:02:44.000
You guys hate complaining anytime he talks anyway.
00:02:49.000
Alright, welcome to the first Fresh and Fit gaming stream, guys.
00:03:03.000
Is he only in the game chat or is he on another platform?
00:03:32.000
Alright, now you guys should hear Fresh not being double.
00:03:50.000
And then, yo, give us ones in the chat, guys, if Fresh isn't echoing no more.
00:03:53.000
Tell a full story about yourself, motherfucker.
00:03:55.000
Yeah, so basically, my arm was raging last battle.
00:04:17.000
So you guys are going to watch me carry Fresh Sorry Ass.
00:04:21.000
And what I'm going to do is I'm going to switch this to video real quick.
00:06:39.000
Oh, we need to go in the team chat, by the way, bro.
00:06:45.000
Alright, so now you guys are going to hear us interact.
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You guys are going to hear us interact with other people.
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There's only three people in the team chat, FYI. Huh?
00:07:34.000
Sounds like you're watching a YouTube video on your fucking mic.
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I'm not watching a YouTube video on my mic, man.
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Alright, I'm gonna give you the nano here in a second.
00:08:03.000
Alright, Fresh, we gotta give these niggas some entertainment.
00:08:48.000
FYI, guys, I just started playing mouse and keyboard, man.
00:09:48.000
Alright, so guys, they pushed the payload to the first point, so they have a little bit more time now, man.
00:09:52.000
They barely did it, though, because they're fucking trash.
00:10:24.000
I'm trying to heal you guys while fucking dodging this bitch.
00:10:56.000
Bro, bro, we got a Widowmaker for no reason, bro.
00:11:22.000
You need to start fucking killing people, you fucking homosexuals.
00:11:33.000
The fuck are you talking about, you fucking queer?
00:11:53.000
I guarantee your dad touched you when you were a kid, bro.
00:11:58.000
Guaranteed your dad touched you when you were a kid, bro.
00:12:33.000
You haven't hit this pharaoh not one time, bro!
00:12:36.000
Not one fucking time you hit this pharaoh, bro!
00:12:49.000
You should've been playing Soldier 76 from the beginning!
00:12:52.000
Yo, you should've been playing Soldier 76 from the get, you fucking scrub!
00:13:19.000
Yo, you fucking queer mo fucking cocksucking faggot talking shit about me.
00:13:41.000
You gave us spell Thesaurus, you fucking faggot!
00:13:52.000
If I was playing DPS, I'd do way better than you sorry motherfuckers.
00:14:02.000
Your nickname should be fucking hefty because you are garbage, motherfucker.
00:14:14.000
He probably touched you as a kid, fondled your balls, you fucking faggot.
00:14:19.000
You got to make crybaby noises because you know you can't roast it right now!
00:14:33.000
I'm about to carry your sorry ass to victory right now!
00:14:36.000
I'm about to heal and I'm about to DPS! You suck!
00:14:57.000
That's how I know that you're not a funny individual.
00:15:00.000
You're probably sitting right now in your mom's basement with your dick in your hand wondering what you're doing with your life.
00:15:10.000
You probably out there in the Middle West somewhere.
00:15:17.000
You sound like a fucking white trash piece of shit.
00:15:51.000
I'm not surprised you're from Gayville, faggot.
00:16:12.000
Bro, if you look at the kill board of that fight, I got- Dude, how old are you, bro?
00:17:25.000
You're literally playing a British lesbian whore.
00:17:36.000
You just saw an atlas for the first time, you're talking shit now.
00:17:40.000
Bro, I literally just told you what an atlas is.
00:17:43.000
Dude, you've probably never left the United States talking about a fucking atlas.
00:17:47.000
You've never left the United States, you fucking moron.
00:17:55.000
Get the fuck out of here talking about atlases.
00:18:18.000
With room temperature IQ. And you don't fuck no bitches.
00:18:25.000
Yo, you sound like you're fucking like 21 with a three lay count.
00:18:34.000
I've been focusing on roasting your bitch asses more than playing the game.
00:18:38.000
I've been literally focusing on roasting you fucking faggots more than playing the game.
00:18:49.000
Because you weren't having no shots on Widowmaker, you fucking faggot!
00:19:04.000
You got black eyes every day because your dad used to touch you and tell you not to tell anybody at school, faggot.
00:19:12.000
No, he was beating you and touching you, telling you not to tell nobody.
00:19:22.000
He stomped you out when he's wearing his heels on Sundays, faggot.
00:19:36.000
Are you scared to say faggot because you know that your fucking mom is gonna come in and slap you?
00:19:43.000
Because her armpits are hairy and she's probably a lesbian?
00:19:50.000
Yeah, that's why you're scared to say faggot because you know your fucking dyke mom is gonna come in and smack the shit out of you because she just transferred her fucking gender to a dude, okay?
00:20:13.000
Well, that explains why you're a faggot, my friend.
00:20:17.000
The fact that you're okay with that tells me everything I need to know about you.
00:20:27.000
You sound like the most positive motherfucker I've ever heard online.
00:20:44.000
You are so insecure about your sexuality right now.
00:20:47.000
This dude, yo, you sound Asian as fuck, by the way.
00:20:53.000
You literally sound like you eat fucking rice with sushi with chopsticks.
00:21:07.000
You probably don't know how to use anything other than a fork.
00:21:29.000
No, I didn't hear anything you said, Chung Lee.
00:22:04.000
For the hope of your parents, your significant others, I hope you are lonely.
00:22:09.000
For the hope of your father that touched you every day before you went to school and wore heels on Sundays and your fucking mom, who went to a dude because she's a tranny.
00:22:28.000
I was more focused on roasting them than the game.
00:23:33.000
I am in pain from these stupid whores that we fucking have on the show every day.
00:23:48.000
Matter of fact, I'm about to drink a Gorilla Mind right now.
00:24:20.000
Yo, spam Elfresh in the chat because this fucking faggot wants to go to sleep.
00:24:27.000
I've been up for 24 hours and we're continuing on.
00:24:38.000
Yeah, they're just going crazy saying Elfresh right now.
00:24:53.000
We could teach you guys how to make money, whether it's through blue collar or entrepreneurship, invested real estate, and we could fucking game and entertain.
00:25:00.000
I'm better than all these gamer streamer niggas.
00:25:02.000
You faggots are about to see 2005 Captain T back tonight.
00:25:47.000
Let me see if I can send this faggot a message.
00:25:53.000
I'm about to give this nigga the biggest declination.
00:25:57.000
Can I? Okay, let me accept it and send him a message.
00:26:33.000
I don't really like this map that much, but whatever.
00:26:38.000
Bro, what's up with people picking Widowmaker, man?
00:26:46.000
I'm fine, but why are niggas picking Widowmaker, bro?
00:26:54.000
Look, man, I ain't gonna argue, but why do niggas gotta pick Widowmaker, bro?
00:27:09.000
I don't even know what you're talking about, man.
00:28:40.000
This is the first time I've played mouse and keyboard.
00:28:43.000
This is like my fourth or fifth time playing it.
00:29:17.000
What the fu- Fresh, why did you swing your hammer, man?
00:29:21.000
If you swing your hammer, we would've killed him.
00:29:28.000
If you had swung your hammer, you would've killed him.
00:29:30.000
Because I was shooting him too, and he was discorded, man.
00:29:36.000
Alright, well, this Juicy Banana guy took off the Widowmaker, so...
00:29:50.000
I can barely move with this fucking keyboard, man.
00:30:00.000
I'm gonna keep you alive, Fresh, you sorry fuck.
00:30:07.000
Yo, you better kill him now, I just pocketed you!
00:30:24.000
Yo, this nigga Fresh tried to do the hammer down and got fucked up, man.
00:30:57.000
Bro, our team is just dying all over the place, bro.
00:31:25.000
Yo, we've played two maps that I fuckin' hate, bro.
00:31:29.000
Alright, looks like they're gonna get this second point, man.
00:32:55.000
I ain't gonna lie, these Overwatch 2 maps, bro, I don't really know them that well.
00:33:05.000
I gave you a transcendence and you still lost the fight, bro.
00:33:14.000
Yeah, they died because I was healing your sorry ass!
00:33:20.000
You over here becoming all big and chasing after these niggas, man.
00:33:58.000
We could've won the first one if you guys weren't arguing.
00:34:08.000
We're going open queue now, guys, so we can play whatever character we want.
00:34:12.000
Y'all niggas are going to see me on DPS, alright?
00:34:18.000
Matter of fact, guys, this is my training thing right here that I've been working on for mouse and keyboard.
00:34:25.000
I'm not playing on controller like, you know, nigga fresh over here.
00:34:32.000
Elite class, they play mouse and keyboard, alright?
00:34:53.000
Yo, you're just gonna hammer everybody down, bro?
00:35:15.000
If you can aim on this shit and hit these dudes, then you're good to go.
00:35:40.000
This is what you do to, you know, get warmed up and shit.
00:36:55.000
If you guys want to superchat into the show, I'll read the chats after this game.
00:37:08.000
First, you need to tell that girl to make him a sandwich, bro.
00:37:13.000
All right, guys, so what I'm about to do right now, I'm playing Soldier.
00:37:17.000
So I'm going to go ahead and take the high ground, okay?
00:37:44.000
Bro, tell me you're black without telling me you're black, man.
00:37:50.000
Hey, Omaga, Omaga, I'm shooting this fucking big Hawaiian fuck.
00:38:05.000
Oh, the Shiniko's about to be mad tomorrow on Twitter.
00:38:17.000
Black bitch got a strong gun, though, I'll tell you that.
00:39:44.000
You're just standing there holding the shield like a scrub.
00:40:07.000
Hey, yo, Sloppy Toppy, what's your real name, nigga?
00:42:49.000
I'm about to take the high ground and shoot down on them.
00:42:54.000
I'm about to take the high ground, shoot down on these fucking losers.
00:44:38.000
Niggas' name is Eddie and he's playing a Mexican chick.
00:45:58.000
No, you ain't going nowhere, there's no brakes on the rape train!
00:46:56.000
Nigga, all I saw your guy was going like, Oh, yeah, my pins!
00:47:14.000
Alright, you faggots ready to melt these scrubs?
00:47:25.000
We got a black dude on our team named Sloppy Toppy.
00:48:37.000
Man, she disappeared, bro, like a typical Mexican.
00:48:51.000
Hit her with a bomb, hit her with a bomb, hit her with a bomb.
00:48:58.000
Yo, drunker queen, drunker queen, Australian whore.
00:51:04.000
You need to add him to- Yeah, I'm at him right now.
00:51:06.000
Hopefully, he's not too offended by what we were saying.
00:51:55.000
I'm gonna read some of these chats if there's any.
00:52:05.000
There's no chats, niggas don't love us, I guess.
00:52:12.000
I'm about to lose my voice for you niggas, man.
00:52:57.000
Goddamn, if I keep doing this shit, I'm gonna lose my voice.
00:53:39.000
Bro, tell the girl to just make you a sandwich, man.
00:54:12.000
Myron roasts like a 10-year-old white boy in private school.
00:54:21.000
That was from 831 Top G. And then Anka goes, love FNF show you guys for the people.
00:54:28.000
LOL. Elfresh, you about to hold the shield like he has to hold the light when he walks into a room.
00:54:50.000
Oh, it looks like we got some victims, gentlemen.
00:55:19.000
Bro, within five minutes of being on fucking Rumble.
00:56:22.000
How many of you Overwatch people are missing an eye?
00:56:43.000
Yeah, we got to be able to talk to the other peasants.
00:57:47.000
Goddamn, this bitch keeps throwing dynamite at us, bro!
00:58:41.000
Well, I'm gonna save your sorry ass once again.
00:59:09.000
You guys were literally just getting picked off.
00:59:14.000
Yo, Walt, just me and you against them, all of them.
01:00:08.000
Alright, let me get off her, let me get off her, let me get off her.
01:00:18.000
I have ult, so as soon as we get in that bitch, I'm gonna slash him.
01:00:49.000
Keep your shield up, keep your shield up so you don't die.
01:00:58.000
Someone come get this cowgirl motherfucker, bro.
01:02:10.000
Myron, there's a new one you can play in the chat.
01:02:20.000
Stop standing in the fucking lava, you dumbasses.
01:03:45.000
Oh shit, that nigga's saying- He's asking what beat that is.
01:05:29.000
It's just, look, you're very enjoyable to have around, man.
01:06:31.000
This fucking cowboy bitch with the dynamite, she's bin Laden, man.
01:06:45.000
I'm gonna go heal her because you niggas are trash.
01:08:29.000
Do I look like I'm gonna play some Japanese whore?
01:08:59.000
You should be dead, but you're not, because I'm here.
01:09:08.000
You about to die, nigga, but I'm going to carry you.
01:09:12.000
Wow, you deserve to die, but I'm here keeping your sorry ass alive, nigga.
01:10:06.000
Yo, Walt, just want to let you know that you're absolutely trash.
01:10:08.000
The only reason you're even alive is because I'm healing you.
01:10:19.000
The only reason that you stay alive is because of me.
01:10:55.000
How do you keep getting to fucking play the game?
01:11:01.000
You only got to play the game because we let you, honestly.
01:11:06.000
Yo, are we letting the other black dude in here?
01:11:40.000
All right, tell the Mexican to make you a sandwich.
01:12:21.000
I'm about to put it in here right now for you, ninjas.
01:12:24.000
This is where you guys donate to the stream because Rumble, I ain't gonna lie, it's gonna be hard for me to read the Rumble rants.
01:13:12.000
Yeah, right now, it's, you know, we got the nigger squad right now.
01:13:46.000
Click that stream elements thing, guys, to support the ninjas, okay?
01:13:53.000
Alright, mail of culture goes, this has become my favorite gaming stream ever.
01:14:02.000
Listen, I appreciate the heels because without the heels, I'll be dead.
01:14:12.000
You play Reinhardt like black people have sex without a condom.
01:14:46.000
You need to get some cough drops or something, dawg.
01:15:41.000
I'm letting everybody know right now that's watching the stream.
01:17:39.000
When I played console, I made Grandmaster play McCree.
01:18:05.000
Anybody else in this game chat except for me and these two black people?
01:18:08.000
Anybody in here besides me and these two blacks?
01:20:19.000
It's impossible to shoot this bitch when she's right above me.
01:20:41.000
Okay, I'm just going to back up then because...
01:20:53.000
Wait, wait, wait, wait till we get closer, wait till we get closer.
01:20:57.000
Alright, alright, alright, yeah, go ahead, go ahead.
01:21:29.000
We might need a second hitscan for that Pharah, bro.
01:21:52.000
Oh, yo, it's nigger too, actually, that's on the other team.
01:21:57.000
Actually, I didn't even realize this lead village is just the other black guy.
01:22:22.000
If you play Pharah, your mother don't love you.
01:22:46.000
Oh, Walt, you're over there by yourself, Scrub.
01:23:57.000
Yeah, it's just because it's fucking Pharaoh, bro.
01:24:47.000
Get that hoe, she's to the left, to the left, to the left.
01:24:53.000
Yeah, yeah, get her, get her, get her, get her.
01:26:31.000
It's about damn time you did something, you sorry-ass nigga!
01:26:39.000
Oh my god, Soldier's almost dead, but he's being pocket-healed by- That's fine, I'm healing you too.
01:29:12.000
You guys got the link to donate to the chat or whatever.
01:30:10.000
Damn, nigga, don't whack off on the fucking thing, man.
01:30:38.000
Yeah, and then just fresh went to go fucking, uh...
01:30:45.000
Alright, yeah, we're getting in this, we're getting in this.
01:31:09.000
Alright Ninjas, we're about to rock these scrubs.
01:31:21.000
If you knew what Blackwatch was up to, why didn't you stop them?
01:31:40.000
5, 4, 3, 2, 1 What the hell is this shit going on in chat?
01:33:38.000
This fucking faggot's lucky, but I wasn't on my keyboard!
01:33:44.000
If I just didn't start mouse and keyboard bro, god damn!
01:33:50.000
Damn bro, I killed half their team, I killed half their team.
01:33:53.000
Soldiers right there, he's literally right there.
01:35:29.000
Sorry guys, I had fucking Twitch plan in the background.
01:37:57.000
Alright, I guess I'll just chill here in the back while I'm just...
01:38:03.000
Yeah, unless you don't even need to do anything, I got it.
01:38:07.000
I'm just gonna sit here on the high ground and shoot down.
01:38:24.000
Yeah, you better, you better come over here, man!
01:38:27.000
You fuckin' faggots, you gotta share some of this!
01:40:17.000
Oh, God, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running, I'm running.
01:40:37.000
That was literally the first time I've died this whole map.
01:41:15.000
Get this Pharah, Pharah is up in the sky, Pharah is up in the sky.
01:42:13.000
I gotta call my guy Bills real quick to figure out how I can read the chats.
01:42:26.000
Go ahead, take a break to go piss or drink water or some shit.
01:42:42.000
We just won a game easy without your sorry ass.
01:42:48.000
Why are you ordering food when you got a woman at the house?
01:42:58.000
Alright, yo, Bills, how do I look at the chats?
01:43:05.000
Yo, chat, chat, give me one second so I can figure this out so I can read y'all niggas' chats.
01:43:13.000
Yo, uh, Fresh, talk to the chat while I do this shit, okay?
01:43:30.000
So, I'm playing this game, literally, this month.
01:43:35.000
But now, I'm almost cold, and I get hella kills.
01:44:01.000
Castle Club members, man, we need to play with some of you guys, so in the future, we'll add some of you guys to the stream, load you guys, chop it up.
01:44:12.000
If you're good, maybe you'll be a permanent member on the team, man.
01:45:11.000
He spent five hours yesterday on stream trying to defend himself.
01:45:28.000
Yeah, the only reason he wasn't charged is because it's not illegal to do that.
01:45:47.000
Yeah, so I was like, bro, there's no way that this man- I don't know why, but people in the academic stream were defending him, and they had their own kids, and I'm like, bro, if you like kids, bro, you should not be defending this nigga, bro.
01:46:00.000
Because I would never leave my children around this nigga, bro.
01:46:08.000
But, honestly, I met the dude a couple times, and I just worry because the people that are academics is around, bro.
01:46:24.000
And I'm like, bro, you better friends are on you, man.
01:46:31.000
I... The fuck, bro, that shit makes my blood boil.
01:46:54.000
I've been trying to get more into Genji, but that last game I just played, I had like 34 kills, something like that.
01:47:02.000
Bro, I've been playing recently Groundhog, bro, but my main characters now are Ramatra and Reinhardt.
01:47:15.000
Time played, I have Soldier, Cassidy, Genji, Junkrat, Bastion, Echo.
01:47:26.000
Although, Soldier is like double the one below it.
01:48:36.000
Yeah, I've been told I had a wide back as well.
01:49:27.000
My dog, am I talking to be a celebrity right now?
01:49:54.000
Yo, someone commented in the stream, they were like, surviving Lil Boom.
01:50:12.000
I want to master Grownhog, because I think he's pretty good.
01:50:23.000
And honestly, bro, that's why I play them, because I'm like, bro, I'm tired to die into this nigga.
01:50:29.000
I just play Bastion and hope my heals can keep up.
01:50:50.000
Yo, guys, we're trying to figure out our stream elements thing, bro.
01:50:53.000
They literally banned us on stream labs in the middle of the stream.
01:51:08.000
Mail of Culture goes, Myron, you made me remember that gaming is supposed to be fun.
01:51:22.000
I told y'all niggas that I'm on a different level when it comes to fucking gaming, bro.
01:51:31.000
Bro, I'm telling you guys right now, I'm going to call it.
01:51:33.000
I am going to be the most entertaining video game streamer on this bitch.
01:51:46.000
This has become my favorite gaming stream ever.
01:51:52.000
Guys, I'm bronze right now because I'm trying to figure out fucking...
01:51:54.000
I'm trying to figure out what the fuck's it called?
01:52:02.000
So, bro, if I knew how to play mouse and keyboard, bro, I'd literally be fucking diamond at least by now.
01:52:10.000
Wait, you, like, just started on mouse and keyboard?
01:52:14.000
Like, literally, I've been playing it for less than a week.
01:52:20.000
Well, I played this game at a GM level, Overwatch 1.
01:52:31.000
On Overwatch 1 back when he was actually good and he's not trash, but he's trash now.
01:52:39.000
He used to be able to throw a flashbang and stun them and then you could just line up a headshot.
01:52:50.000
Yo, Bills, you might have to go in there and log into the stream elements, bro.
01:53:03.000
Bro, these fucking pussy faggots over Stream Elements, man.
01:53:06.000
Niggas had to ban us while we're in the middle of a...
01:53:09.000
Yeah, but Stream Labs, y'all are a bunch of faggots if you ever see this shit, you fucking queers.
01:53:40.000
Hey, now you don't have to be tank, so you don't have to suck dick anymore.
01:54:24.000
Bills, I'm in a game right now, so I might not respond.
01:54:32.000
Or actually, you can just go in there and put everything you need to put in.
01:55:09.000
We just lost on Reinhardt because he's a retard.
01:56:30.000
It's okay, Walt, but turn around, you sorry-ass nigga.
01:56:38.000
You suck-ticking this game, but I got you, you sorry-ass nigga.
01:57:53.000
Usually my aim is good, but bro, goddamn that bitch is moving fast, I ain't gonna lie.
01:59:10.000
They made it by the skin of their fucking teeth!
01:59:35.000
Yo, Joe, soldier's shooting you guys from the left.
02:00:09.000
I didn't even- I literally- Walt, what are you to ult?
02:01:14.000
Okay, Reiner, you a little too ambitious there, bro.
02:01:52.000
You don't want to be in a club with all those niggers.
02:01:56.000
You're right, but nigger, this is fun too, man, you know?
02:02:09.000
I don't know, he said he should turn his mic on.
02:04:01.000
I'm about to have nano, I'm about to have nano.
02:05:24.000
We're good, we're good, we're chillin', we're chillin'.
02:05:32.000
I'm still alive, I'm still alive, I don't know how!
02:07:17.000
I'm about to throw a fat anti on these faggots!
02:09:13.000
I'll get another fucking engine drink right now!
02:09:52.000
We continue on and we continue to destroy these faggots.
02:10:51.000
Oh, someone is saying check enhance pointer precision.
02:11:02.000
They said change the enhancer or some shit like that?
02:13:23.000
I'm swearing like R. Kelly at a fucking playground.
02:14:45.000
Bro, this fucking Moana bitch really trying to get after me, bro!
02:16:09.000
Oh shit, I can't even shoot her because this fucking Pharah is shooting at me now.
02:16:58.000
Yeah, bro, these dudes are pushing us way too fucking hard, man.
02:17:05.000
He's anti-healed and I'm shooting the fuck out of him, bro.
02:19:36.000
Like, get fucking right, Marissa, you African whore!
02:20:34.000
Alright, alright, take the high ground again, take the high ground.
02:20:38.000
I'm about to fucking let these niggas know what time it is about to be- It's about to be Las Vegas 2017 at a country concert.
02:21:00.000
I'm putting, I'm putting field down, I'm putting field down.
02:21:14.000
These niggas are chasing me, but he can't catch me because he's out of shape.
02:21:48.000
Nigga, you could've popped that all while I was fucking...
02:22:47.000
Yo, Fresh, Fresh, just a question for you, bro.
02:22:49.000
Why'd you wait until the Orisa killed me to ult?
02:22:57.000
You gotta stutter even when I ask you that question, huh?
02:22:58.000
Because you know, I know you were a faggot ass wanting me to die.
02:23:04.000
Because I literally watched you ult as soon as I died.
02:23:08.000
If you had ulted, no, but if you had ulted before...
02:25:42.000
Nigga just chilling on the payload, you lazy fuck!
02:25:44.000
How you lazy on video games and in real life, nigga?
02:26:07.000
Yo, Fresh, why every time I look at you, nigga, you're always on a payload, bro?
02:27:07.000
Let these niggas know what time it is to ginger power!
02:27:17.000
You've been sitting on the payload the whole time.
02:27:19.000
Nigga, I'm also moving it and killing it at the same time.
02:27:35.000
I should be in the back healing your sorry ass, man.
02:27:46.000
I mean, there's some people back here, but I don't know why the fuck.
02:28:27.000
We are going to continue to destroy these faggots all night!
02:28:35.000
I gave this warrior the fucking boost and she destroyed them.
02:29:35.000
We got 4300 niggas watching right now on Rumble at 546 in the fucking morning.
02:29:42.000
We're better than all these faggot ass Twitch streamers.
02:29:48.000
We ain't saying what the fuck we want to say on here.
02:29:55.000
I'm letting y'all niggas know I'm the best at everything.
02:30:14.000
We gonna play 80s rockin' this bitch to let niggas know what time it is.
02:30:19.000
As I drink this orange soda on some Kenan and Kel shit.
02:31:22.000
How many Gorilla Mates do you drink today, though?
02:31:57.000
We will keep destroying these soyboy faggots on here!
02:32:04.000
I just started playing video games again less than a month ago!
02:32:25.000
The whitest, whitest I've ever seen in my room.
02:32:47.000
My feelings might be hurt because it's kind of fucked up, dude.
02:33:15.000
Alright, this is a little too forward, but it's okay.
02:34:01.000
Bro, can someone help me with this fucking Sombra, bro?
02:34:09.000
Bro, she literally just fucking runs away like a fucking pussy, bro.
02:34:45.000
Every time I hear her, bro, I literally turn right around.
02:35:29.000
As soon as she bothers you, and I'll fucking peel.
02:36:49.000
She's literally doing nothing to help her team.
02:36:54.000
She's getting smacked around by a nigga named Sloppy Toppy.
02:38:22.000
Kicking kick rocks and soaking your ancestors, black man.
02:38:40.000
Nigga, you're the blackest one in this chat, though.
02:39:19.000
I mean, we're literally about to win right here.
02:40:23.000
Man, this nigga Fresh don't know how to do anything, man.
02:40:42.000
Well, actually, if we're going to be very honest here, Fresh is Nigger 1, because he's the darkest one here.
02:40:48.000
Well, technically, you're Nigger 1, when you think about it.
02:40:50.000
No, Fresh is the blackest one, so he's Nigger 1.
02:40:52.000
You sound like you're pretty dark-skinned, too, so you're Nigger 2, and I'm...
02:41:05.000
He's probably, like, re-queued, or he's about to, like...
02:41:09.000
Wait, why do niggas say F11? What does F11 mean?
02:41:29.000
He's in Q. He didn't want to play with us, bro.
02:41:56.000
I just started playing this shit like a week ago.
02:42:03.000
Nigga, how do I go Alt-F4? What is Alt-F4? Do not press Alt-F4. Don't do that.
02:42:23.000
Yo, what if we gotta fight that guy, Waygatsu again?
02:42:48.000
Yo, that don't count when you're using fucking tagmiser, faggot.
02:42:56.000
Nigga says they got impeccable aim and hits the tagmiser.
02:43:23.000
Yo, you guys gotta stop shooting my characters, man.
02:44:23.000
This nigga used to be my favorite character, bro.
02:44:40.000
I think they told me F11 so I can go fullscreen.
02:44:42.000
Alright niggas, I'm gonna go fullscreen right now.
02:45:21.000
I'll solo heal this shit for you, sorry niggas.
02:45:26.000
But we might need, I ain't gonna lie, we might need a second healer.
02:45:30.000
Taking them off from the back is not gonna do nothing though.
02:46:57.000
Keep your shield up, keep your shield up, Walt.
02:47:19.000
I don't know how the fuck I'm solo healing you guys, but I'm doing it somehow.
02:47:28.000
Winston, make sure you're under my line of sight, bro, so I can, like...
02:48:07.000
Yo, Zen on the left, Zen on the left, Zen on the left!
02:49:06.000
I'm not even gonna argue with your nigga, you trash.
02:49:23.000
Bro, I don't understand this nigga either, bro.
02:49:58.000
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
02:50:03.000
Well, I am not there to heal your sorry ass, so you might have to play a little bit more conservatively, sir.
02:50:26.000
Bro, I've been putting this scrub to sleep the whole time.
02:51:59.000
I'm solo- Yo, I'm solo healing you niggas, man.
02:52:34.000
Whatever you do, don't throw the ult when the monkey shields up.
02:53:29.000
Bro, how many did you kill with those rockets, though?
02:53:43.000
Yeah, when you shoot the rockets, bro, let's go fuck them up, man.
02:53:49.000
If you had said, hello, Akbar, when you shot them rockets, it would have been hilarious.
02:54:05.000
Yo, we can never stream on fuckin' nothin', bro.
02:54:10.000
Yo, this soldier shoot me from the other side, bro.
02:56:51.000
Bro, if you gotta use Window by yourself, bro, and light them up, fuck it, bro.
02:57:06.000
Bro, I've been pointing out niggas to sleep the whole game, bro.
02:57:19.000
Okay, okay, yeah, we got the GG. Alright, I'm backing up, niggas.
02:57:28.000
We literally have to win, like, the next two teamfights.
02:58:11.000
Bro, I tried to throw in Biotic Fuel, but I pulled right out of it.
02:59:26.000
Alright, I'm going to read some of these chats.
02:59:54.000
This Marin looked like he having a seizure when he dancing.
02:59:58.000
Debbie Marin, one of the best gaming streams out there, bro.
03:00:31.000
Bro, Fresh, how much do you want to bet, bro, that we're going to take over the gaming streaming, bro?
03:00:42.000
We are back to toxic gaming, calling people faggots, calling people niggers, talking shit on the internet.
03:00:51.000
We ain't scared to say what the fuck we got to say, all right?
03:00:55.000
Well, I mean, we still need sponsors sometimes.
03:01:38.000
Niggas on like a thousand milligrams of caffeine right now, dog.
03:01:52.000
Well, yes and no, because drinking too many energy drinks is not good.
03:02:07.000
I go to the gym way too often, so I know all that.
03:03:32.000
I just want to let y'all niggas know, every time I get on to stream from this point forward, I'm going to play the theme song that I played for years when I gamed.
03:04:24.000
That's my entrance song every time I come in, alright?
03:04:39.000
You niggas don't know it, but you're going to know today.
03:04:42.000
I am the number one gamer in the fucking world.
03:04:48.000
You motherfuckers, you faggots that fucking stream on Twitch, you fucking homos are lucky.
03:04:53.000
I didn't have a webcam back in 2005 when I was going crazy, destroying niggas, being semi-pro, going wild.
03:05:26.000
They're saying, why is it fresh in the background?
03:05:28.000
The reason why it's fresh in the background, guys, is he's upstairs playing.
03:05:31.000
Yeah, I'm on my PC. And let me tell you what happens when you get matched up with niggas and we got victims.
03:05:40.000
You want to know what they're thinking in their heads?
03:06:10.000
Hey, shut up nigger, you don't know about music!
03:06:21.000
This is what the Ops be singing to themselves when we play.
03:06:43.000
Cause we're out here, we're destroying motherfuckers!
03:06:57.000
I just started playing mouse and keyboard literally a week ago.
03:07:14.000
I'm the most entertaining because I don't give a fuck.
03:07:20.000
If I see or hear some monkey on the other side breathing loud, I'm going to say, you're probably black.
03:07:25.000
If I hear somebody say, oh, love you, love you.
03:07:38.000
What do you mean how many drinks did I have, nigga?
03:08:23.000
Niggas in the chat saying, uh, yo, you need some rest.
03:11:20.000
Alright, I'm about to drop down on these niggas.
03:12:30.000
Now that you do some shit like that, holy fuck.
03:12:41.000
Them niggas used every ult because they suck dick at this game.
03:13:09.000
They're able to sustain a lot more than we are.
03:13:35.000
I'm going to use a DPS. I'm going to use a DPS. Oh, shit.
03:13:42.000
I'm saying no, I will let you guys know if I'm getting jumped.
03:13:48.000
I'm using Death Blossom and I'll switch the second healer.
03:13:58.000
Oh, that nigga hammered me down, fucking faggot!
03:15:38.000
Nah, all we gotta do is do better than this time.
03:16:02.000
Alright, we'll have extra DPS. We can fuck them up.
03:17:20.000
No, I mean, no, no, I'm sorry, I meant to say we already lost a character.
03:18:19.000
What the fuck does this soldier think he's doing, bro?
03:18:45.000
Yeah, some of y'all are making fun of me for not strafing.
03:21:18.000
If he wins one more time, the training won't stop.
03:22:42.000
How have you not lost your voice is my question.
03:23:59.000
We just started this shit, and we're gonna take over.
03:24:01.000
You fucking faggots been safe the past five years, but now I'm here.
03:24:10.000
We got the game and the choke call that we're not stopping!
03:25:27.000
My back is hurting from all this carrying, bro.
03:25:38.000
I could've used that carrying last game, because it definitely wasn't then.
03:25:48.000
My back is hurting from all this carrying, man.
03:27:34.000
I mean, we played some very good games, man, you know?
03:27:56.000
Yeah, I know, but all the other games were only like 4 minutes, 4 or 5 minutes.
03:30:09.000
Only fucking white people drink that shit, bro.
03:30:14.000
Yeah, no, that's some white people shit right there, dawg.
03:30:22.000
The next thing you know, you're gonna tell me you drink fucking or you eat avocado toast or something, dude.
03:31:12.000
These boys don't want to play us because they know what time it is.
03:31:35.000
Next time you're gonna tell me you eat fucking avocado toast.
03:33:36.000
He was saying there was a way that you could, uh...
03:33:40.000
Hold on, he was saying there's a way that you can fucking fix your settings or some shit like that.
03:33:45.000
I'm gonna figure that out right now because my shit is moving crazy fast.
03:34:52.000
Oh, because you're literally just AOE. Okay, I think I just fixed it.
03:35:34.000
The fuck you mean I got a maximum of five speeds, faggot?
03:37:46.000
Alright, what do you mean I got a maximum of five speeds?
03:37:58.000
Yeah, that just makes your sensitivity, like, whack.
03:38:03.000
Bro, I'm trying to fix it right now and it's being gay, man.
03:38:12.000
If you go in-game, you can set your sensitivity lower.
03:38:23.000
If you go in the game, you can also do your sensitivity to help with the DPI. Oh, come on.
03:39:55.000
Are you still messing with your DPI? I'm trying to, but my shit won't, like...
03:40:53.000
If I swipe all the way across my keyboard, I do like a 560.
03:41:03.000
I like mine a little higher than most, but honestly...
03:41:07.000
Like if I swipe it across my whole entire mousepad, I do like a 560.
03:45:29.000
Damn, Sloppy Toppy man, what's wrong with your keyboard, nigga?
03:45:33.000
You got that loud-ass mechanical keyboard, bro.
03:46:46.000
Or the Kareem, or whatever you want to call him.
03:47:18.000
Oh, this McCree got me from the other side, bro.
03:48:05.000
Okay, I'm just gonna back off because y'all niggas all dead.
03:49:46.000
You didn't finish telling us where your race was, bro.
03:53:15.000
Over there, more was on the left, more was on the left.
03:55:21.000
I'm trying to fucking keep you guys from dying.
03:57:02.000
Why is she chasing me instead of healing their team?
03:58:16.000
Look at how far we pushed it versus how far they pushed the niggas trashed.
03:59:04.000
I had so many heals on you, bro, and I still couldn't keep up.
04:00:46.000
The flames of liberation Alright soldier, I tried to heal you.
04:01:52.000
We always do it with one push and then we're done.
04:02:32.000
Yo, they were focusing so fucking hard on us, and we still beat them, bro.
04:02:37.000
They literally were just rushing for the healers, bro, that whole round, and they still lost.
04:04:36.000
It's harder to keep you alive when you're distracted.
04:04:55.000
Alright, wall back up, wall back up, wall back up, wall back up.
04:05:07.000
I mean, it makes sense when you think about it.
04:05:48.000
Okay, I'm running away because this bitch is chasing you dead.
04:08:59.000
I mean, that's pretty much GG. It's a Destiny Interdictive.
04:10:16.000
Alright, you guys ready to destroy these scrubs?
04:10:41.000
Yeah, Jamal, you better accept your victory or your loss, bro.
04:11:34.000
I just started playing keyboard and mouse less than a week ago.
04:11:37.000
I've been playing keyboard and mouse for about four days now.
04:11:39.000
I'm about to start destroying niggas once I get good with this.
04:11:41.000
I'm going to go back to GM like I was on console.
04:11:49.000
Before you niggas get off, hold on, hold on, hold on.
04:12:15.000
You know how many times you would've died without me?
04:12:37.000
I just started playing this game about a month ago and now look at us.
04:12:42.000
I just played keyboard and mouse four days ago.
04:12:59.000
I hope you guys were entertained by that stream.
04:13:05.000
We had about 4,000 of y'all watching us the whole time.
04:13:22.000
I'm only doing it for affirmative action, though.
04:14:14.000
W, Myron, one of the best gaming streams out there.
04:14:17.000
Does Myron look like he having a seizure when he dances?
04:14:35.000
Yo, I've been up for fucking 25 hours right now.
04:14:45.000
Yo, I was playing that good, and I was fucking dead, bro.
04:14:51.000
We'll stream tomorrow again, probably for y'all ninjas.
04:15:07.000
Yo, give me fire emojis in here if you guys enjoyed this shit.
04:15:26.000
I'm Smash Bros player about to start playing Overwatch.
04:15:33.000
How the fuck do I even show y'all niggas my gamertag?
04:15:38.000
Captain T-Bag, there's my battle tag right there.
04:15:40.000
Hold on, let me put the fucking thing so you guys can see my screen.
04:15:52.000
But this nigga said Widowmaker is fine as fuck.
04:15:55.000
And that freshest shit is right here if you want to add fresh, guys.
04:16:07.000
Yo, Sloppy Toppy, why your shit fucking private, nigga?
04:16:13.000
Your fucking career profile's private, you fag.
04:16:33.000
Yo, like I said before, guys, I said this before, I said it again.
04:16:51.000
There's no other YouTubers that are as diversified as us.
04:16:58.000
All I ask is that you follow the channel, subscribe to us on YouTube, follow us on Rumble, support.
04:17:08.000
I don't even know if I could keep this shit on fucking Rumble.
04:17:29.000
Alright, what do you want to give your last thoughts, Fresh?
04:17:52.000
No, nigga, because you can't say that you carry it without me fucking carrying you.
04:18:00.000
The only reason you be living is because I be fucking running behind you, healing you.
04:18:06.000
No, it's not my job to fucking chase after you and die.
04:18:09.000
You be putting me in some dangerous situations, bro.
04:18:14.000
Nigga, you be putting me in some really dangerous situations, bro.
04:18:18.000
Nah, you rushing that shit with no regard for strategy, bro.
04:18:29.000
Alright, I'm gonna add all y'all niggas right now, because I know you guys are watching on the stream, so...
04:18:41.000
Yo, why are people on this game fucking faggots, bro?
04:18:48.000
You know, every time I say fag on Overwatch, they're like, Oh, dude, that's problematic.
04:18:53.000
I'm like, shut the fuck up, you fucking faggot.
04:20:00.000
The Stega don't want to give his gamer a bad attack.
04:20:04.000
I mean, I can give you mine if you want it, but...
04:21:51.000
You got a bunch of niggas that you can play with, bro, that aren't faggots.
04:21:58.000
Nigga, you're not good though, but I play with you.
04:22:05.000
Anybody that watches the stream can see that today.
04:22:14.000
I'm just laughing because we're about to really take over the video game streaming world, bro.
04:22:37.000
Oh shit, get that motherfucker out of here, bro.
04:22:52.000
Alright guys, I've been up for like 27-28 hours now.
04:23:30.000
Yeah, I have no idea how they're getting in here.
04:23:34.000
Yeah, I think it's because I got the party on open.
04:23:46.000
Jacob, the one I just sent you a friend request, he's one of your mods, man.
04:24:08.000
Alright ninjas, we're gonna- we're gonna get off bro, cuz we're dead.
04:24:11.000
We gave y'all- how long were we on this stream, bro?
04:24:20.000
Bro, we gave these niggas- I'm not fuckin' niggas!
04:24:21.000
Bro, did we give these niggas like eight hours of streaming the content?
04:24:40.000
Bro, what the fuck are y'all niggas talking about, bro?
04:25:06.000
Alright ninjas, I think this is the end for us.
04:25:09.000
Alright guys, we might stream tomorrow actually.
04:25:17.000
I'll take Fresh's place because he's fucking trash.
04:25:24.000
Just so you know, I don't play trash like Fresh.
04:26:03.000
And then Brandon, you better get it on too, faggot.
04:26:05.000
And we'll play with some of y'all as well that I watched from the Rumble Show.
04:26:19.000
Make sure you drink, like, four or five grill of mine beforehand, all right?
04:26:27.000
I'll have my voice back if we go and destroy some more faggots, bro.
04:26:43.000
It was a great stream, but I'm going to play my outro music.
04:27:21.000
Guys, thank you for joining the stream, man, but we are going to conclude.
04:27:25.000
We'll be back tomorrow night to stream again and destroy some more scrubs.