Fresh & Fit - Pop The Balloon Reaction Part 2

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00:16:41.000 What's up guys?

00:16:41.000 Welcome to Fresh Air Podcast.

00:16:42.000 It's Wednesday.

00:16:43.000 We got a lot of stuff to react to.

00:16:44.000 Let's get into it.

00:16:44.000 Let's go.

00:17:35.000 And we are live.

00:17:36.000 What's up, guys?

00:17:36.000 Welcome to Fresh Your Podcast, a regular edition.

00:17:38.000 It's Wednesday, and we're going to be doing a reaction to Pop the Balloon because it covers a lot of RP truths.

00:17:43.000 And it's your first reaction to it.

00:17:45.000 Yes, I've never seen it.

00:17:46.000 I didn't see it, guys.

00:17:46.000 So as you guys know, last week, where was I? I was at the RNC. I was at the RNC in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

00:17:55.000 Sorry, guys.

00:17:55.000 My voice still sounds bad because I got sick while I was over there because the temperature was weird.

00:17:59.000 I don't know what it was, man.

00:18:00.000 I'm still a little under the weather.

00:18:02.000 You and Elijah were sick.

00:18:03.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:04.000 Still did two workouts today, though, because I'm not a pussy. 0.99

00:18:06.000 But yeah, guys. 0.98

00:18:07.000 Rumble.com slash FreshFit.

00:18:08.000 Check us out over there, man.

00:18:09.000 That is our home base, man.

00:18:12.000 Also, check us out on CastleClub.tv, guys.

00:18:14.000 That is how we keep things going.

00:18:16.000 That's how we keep things operating.

00:18:18.000 As you guys know, I did two streams earlier today.

00:18:19.000 Well, technically one stream earlier, but it got split into two parts because Mossad attacked me.

00:18:24.000 But I covered the testimony from FBI Director Ray, and I also covered the speech by Netanyahu earlier.

00:18:33.000 To Congress, where he did exactly what I predicted he was going to do.

00:18:37.000 But yeah, that's over there on FedReacts if you guys want to go check it out.

00:18:40.000 I'll start doing more things where if something dynamic is happening, guys, I'll just go ahead and just stream it for y'all on FedReacts.

00:18:47.000 I'll try to do that, hit news when it's coming.

00:18:49.000 And then as you guys know, we have our new show on Monday.

00:18:51.000 And then I got a huge announcement that I'm going to make for you guys.

00:18:55.000 Soon.

00:18:55.000 Not yet, but I promise you it's going to break the internet when I do announce it.

00:18:58.000 It's going to be crazy.

00:18:59.000 You guys probably won't see it coming.

00:19:02.000 But yeah, CalsClub.tv, guys.

00:19:03.000 Also, guys, we've got a yacht party.

00:19:06.000 August 10th, we got the Yacht Party, okay guys?

00:19:09.000 It's gonna be a big-ass yacht, what, 100, how many feet is it?

00:19:12.000 120 feet plus.

00:19:13.000 120 feet plus.

00:19:14.000 Three stories.

00:19:15.000 Three stories.

00:19:15.000 9 p.m.

00:19:16.000 to 1 a.m.

00:19:16.000 9 p.m.

00:19:17.000 to 1 a.m.

00:19:18.000 It's gonna be on a Saturday night.

00:19:19.000 We have 350 spots, guys.

00:19:21.000 We're gonna have about 200 plus of those spots for girls, and then like about 100 for you ninjas. 1.00

00:19:26.000 So guys, tickets are on sale right now.

00:19:28.000 Only at $998, man.

00:19:30.000 And it's going to be an open bar, free food.

00:19:32.000 It's going to be lit.

00:19:33.000 You will never find a yacht party at that price point in Miami, ever.

00:19:36.000 Ever. 0.89

00:19:37.000 And if you do, you're going to have a shitty yacht with a Cuban captain that can't speak English, and you're going to probably have to only have 13 people on the boat. 1.00

00:19:44.000 And get your own booze. 0.84

00:19:45.000 So it's not going to be as good at all, man.

00:19:48.000 So check us out over there, guys.

00:19:49.000 FFpod.org.

00:19:49.000 The link is there.

00:19:50.000 We'll put it at the top description.

00:19:51.000 Yacht Party, guys.

00:19:52.000 Come meet us.

00:19:53.000 We're probably going to have a couple other guys there. 0.56

00:19:54.000 If Sneak goes in town, we'll have him there.

00:19:56.000 Maybe we'll have Elijah come down.

00:19:57.000 Maybe some other special guests.

00:19:58.000 It's going to be a good time, guys.

00:20:00.000 FFpod.org.

00:20:00.000 Go get the Yacht Party tickets right now.

00:20:02.000 Only $9.98.

00:20:03.000 And then the VIP, I think we have one or two left.

00:20:05.000 One left.

00:20:06.000 One? 1.00

00:20:07.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:20:07.000 Okay. 1.00

00:20:07.000 $3,500, guys. 1.00

00:20:09.000 For that price point, and then we're going to have a Rolex giveaway on the yacht for them, and it's going to be a good time.

00:20:14.000 And at the party, at the club, with those VIP members only.

00:20:16.000 Yes, yes, and you get to come by the studio for a pre-show, or a pre-game, excuse me.

00:20:21.000 So it's going to be a good time, guys.

00:20:22.000 If you've been to one of our yacht parties before, you know it's lit.

00:20:25.000 It's going to be a good time.

00:20:26.000 I want as many Cavs Club members in there as possible.

00:20:29.000 So join us there.

00:20:31.000 FFPod.org is the link to buy the tickets.

00:20:34.000 So we did a new series called Pop the Balloon, for us at least, and It was going to showcase basically men and women choosing partners like Tinder, swipe left, swipe right, and popping the boom just means you're going to pop the boom for someone that you don't like overall.

00:20:46.000 Now, we did one last week, and it was quite hilarious.

00:20:50.000 It was a bunch of girls, a bunch of guys, and we saw in real time how women choose... 1.00

00:20:55.000 They're mates, and guys as well.

00:20:57.000 So we'll react to it now.

00:20:58.000 Your first look, right?

00:20:58.000 You never saw it before?

00:20:59.000 I didn't watch it.

00:21:00.000 So I purposely didn't watch the video last week, guys, so that we could potentially do a reaction in the future.

00:21:04.000 So this is my first time watching it, this Pop the Balloon that Fresh hosted last week while I was at the RNC. Which, by the way, I met a lot of you guys over there.

00:21:13.000 It was a good time.

00:21:14.000 I was actually surprised by how many people recognized me over there, man.

00:21:17.000 So it's awesome, bro.

00:21:18.000 And like I said, we got something special for you guys coming very soon.

00:21:21.000 There you go.

00:21:22.000 But yeah, let's go ahead and we got the video.

00:21:25.000 Yes, we do.

00:21:27.000 You guys switch the studio up, I like that.

00:21:28.000 We put a white table cover, Rumble sign, and then some ladies in the back. 1.00

00:21:32.000 Fair use, fair use.

00:21:33.000 Fair use, fair use.

00:21:34.000 It's our own stuff.

00:21:35.000 Let's go.

00:21:36.000 Okay, let's go.

00:21:37.000 Shout out to Rumble.

00:21:38.000 Yeah, it is!

00:21:39.000 And Bumble still works.

00:21:41.000 There you go.

00:21:41.000 Okay, so we're going to do this the fun way.

00:21:44.000 We're going to bring the guys in one by one, and they're going to pop the balloon on the guy that they don't really like.

00:21:49.000 And if you like the guy, you get the balloon active on you at all times.

00:21:52.000 So bring the first guy in, and I believe it's going to be our buddy here.

00:21:55.000 Come on down. 0.94

00:21:58.000 What's up, man?

00:21:58.000 We should put out 1.25 speed.

00:22:00.000 What is your name?

00:22:01.000 Please tell us.

00:22:01.000 I am Alexander.

00:22:03.000 Okay.

00:22:04.000 1.25 speed.

00:22:08.000 Let's go.

00:22:09.000 Excellent.

00:22:10.000 How old are you?

00:22:10.000 35.

00:22:11.000 Okay, and what do you do, Alexander?

00:22:12.000 I'm a UX researcher, so I work in tech.

00:22:14.000 Okay.

00:22:15.000 All right, so guys, we're going to be asking Alexander some questions at any point.

00:22:18.000 If you do not agree or if you're like, oh, this is not the guy for me, just pop your balloon, okay?

00:22:23.000 Yep.

00:22:23.000 Does that make sense?

00:22:24.000 Okay, great.

00:22:25.000 But before we start, what are you looking for in a woman? 1.00

00:22:27.000 Well, that's a great question.

00:22:30.000 You know, it's weird because I've thought about it a lot, but, you know, it's hard for something to come to mind right away.

00:22:34.000 Yeah, someone who's a good counterpoint to me.

00:22:37.000 So, like, I have my traits and someone who is the yin to that yang, right?

00:22:41.000 I like people who are women who are creative, like, enjoy nature.

00:22:47.000 So I'm a big nature person.

00:22:49.000 Yeah, someone who is, like, caring and...

00:22:53.000 Okay, we got one pop ready?

00:22:54.000 And then red flags.

00:22:55.000 Red flags.

00:22:57.000 Someone who cares, like, primarily about, like...

00:22:59.000 So, real quick, I just wanted to let y'all know.

00:23:00.000 The reason why the girls... 1.00

00:23:01.000 Because, keep it a thousand with y'all, a bunch of them probably wanted to pop the balloon in the beginning.

00:23:05.000 They just didn't do it because this is the first guy.

00:23:07.000 And they don't want to come off as, like, shallow.

00:23:10.000 So...

00:23:10.000 Also, you can also pick up as well what her type is by his responses to it.

00:23:15.000 Because he didn't say anything bad.

00:23:17.000 Yeah, he's too much of a nice guy.

00:23:18.000 Yeah.

00:23:19.000 So...

00:23:19.000 And you can tell that right away.

00:23:21.000 So, they're...

00:23:22.000 This is the first dude.

00:23:23.000 You guys are gonna...

00:23:24.000 I haven't even watched this video and I can already estimate that they're gonna become more and more brazen with their popping as the show continues on.

00:23:31.000 Let's go on.

00:23:32.000 High of mine.

00:23:33.000 Instagram stuff, you know?

00:23:34.000 We got two pops.

00:23:36.000 Okay, okay.

00:23:37.000 Anything wrong, yeah.

00:23:38.000 That's great, yeah.

00:23:38.000 So they're acting how they really want it from the beginning.

00:23:40.000 Gabby, and so why did you pop the balloon, Gabby?

00:23:42.000 I don't like the outdoors.

00:23:44.000 Ah, Gabby does not like nature. 0.97

00:23:45.000 Gabby, how old are you?

00:23:45.000 23.

00:23:46.000 What do you do for it?

00:23:47.000 I don't work right now.

00:23:48.000 Okay.

00:23:48.000 - I'm just a stay at home.

00:23:50.000 - Party girl?

00:23:51.000 - No, just a stay at home.

00:23:52.000 I'm a dog mom right now.

00:23:53.000 - Is she your type brother?

00:23:54.000 - Is she your type?

00:23:55.000 - Well, I don't know yet. - Pause.

00:23:57.000 - Okay, well, I'll flex along.

00:23:58.000 When girls meet guys, they're looking to disqualify. 0.98

00:24:01.000 When men meet girls, they're looking to qualify. 0.99

00:24:03.000 The girl meets the guy, okay, I'm just waiting for him to say something that I don't like so I can disqualify him.

00:24:07.000 That's how women date versus how men date. 1.00

00:24:09.000 Versus the guy, oh man, she has all these red flags, but she likes dogs.

00:24:14.000 So we're not the same at all with that.

00:24:16.000 Also, if Chad ThunderClock was going to go outdoors, she'd be cool with it.

00:24:20.000 So, it is what it is.

00:24:21.000 Yeah, she's just looking for something to disqualify. 1.00

00:24:22.000 Look, guys, I'm telling you all right now, a bunch of these girls already had them disqualified from the beginning. 1.00

00:24:26.000 They were just scared to pop the balloon and didn't want to come off shallow in the beginning.

00:24:30.000 That's what I think.

00:24:31.000 We'll see if I'm right.

00:24:32.000 I genuinely believe as the show continues on, they're going to start popping the balloon more and more on random dudes.

00:24:37.000 Let's keep going.

00:24:41.000 Yeah, sure.

00:24:42.000 Okay.

00:24:43.000 And then, what about you?

00:24:44.000 I'm not your type.

00:24:45.000 We already know you're going to say that, but it was just mainly because I'm 36 and I'm really trying to go on Instagram right now and trying to like really make that digital money while I'm sleeping and stuff, you know, because I have the fans.

00:24:57.000 How old are you?

00:24:59.000 I'm actually 36.

00:25:00.000 And what do you do for it?

00:25:00.000 I'm a bartender and entrepreneur.

00:25:03.000 What is it about Instagram that's like, it's not for me?

00:25:05.000 So I don't have issues with anyone who uses it for branding, and I feel like a lot of people on Instagram, there's a lot of materialism and shallowness, and I think that's one of the things that I've struggled with in Miami, is that a lot of people are about appearance and the way things seem, as opposed to who they actually are.

00:25:19.000 And I think people who are primarily about followers just kind of embody that in many ways.

00:25:24.000 So I'm fine with people who use it for business.

00:25:26.000 I might take the balloon back, too.

00:25:28.000 I see his tattoo hiding under that shirt.

00:25:30.000 I'm not going to undress, but I'll give you a peek.

00:25:43.000 There's a lot of tattoos there.

00:25:45.000 Yeah, it's full chest.

00:25:46.000 Okay.

00:25:46.000 So, we're going to have you, brother, ask questions to ladies because obviously this is to find your love.

00:25:50.000 Sure.

00:25:50.000 Something about them that you want to get to know them better.

00:25:51.000 Okay.

00:25:52.000 Yeah.

00:25:53.000 So, what is a hobby that you have that you think, you know, the average other people in this room probably don't have?

00:25:59.000 And we'll start here.

00:26:00.000 So name age we do for a living and then question.

00:26:02.000 Okay, my name's Elena.

00:26:03.000 I'm 29.

00:26:04.000 I'm a lawyer.

00:26:06.000 Well, I write like short little stories of funny things that happen in my life, like in all the places that I've lived in.

00:26:13.000 So I'm originally from France, so in France, in Israel, in New York, wherever.

00:26:17.000 I don't know if it's really out of the box, but it's something I like to do.

00:26:20.000 And then, yeah, and then I sometimes record it or tell it to other people and share it.

00:26:24.000 Oui, oui.

00:26:25.000 Cool.

00:26:26.000 You might want to pace me.

00:26:27.000 I'm just scared to pop balloons.

00:26:30.000 Wait, that's it?

00:26:33.000 They're loud, yeah.

00:26:34.000 I get you.

00:26:35.000 So I tell very vulgar and uncut and raw stories on my YouTube channel.

00:26:38.000 Tied it up.

00:26:40.000 Section 8. 0.99

00:26:42.000 304 that's clearly fucking obese, saying, I'm just here to pop balloons. 0.99

00:26:47.000 Guys, this is why so many guys are fucking passport bros now. 1.00

00:26:49.000 Un-fucking-incredible. 1.00

00:26:51.000 Like, holy shit. 0.99

00:26:52.000 Here's a fun fact. 1.00

00:26:52.000 She's 40 years old. 1.00

00:26:54.000 She's 40? 1.00

00:26:56.000 Yo, what the fuck? 1.00

00:26:57.000 Fucking delusional, man. 1.00

00:26:59.000 She was wild, bro. 1.00

00:27:00.000 Holy shit, dude. 1.00

00:27:01.000 Holy moly. 1.00

00:27:02.000 All right, keep rolling. 0.99

00:27:03.000 This is fucking incredible, bro. 0.98

00:27:05.000 See, that's why I can't be on the top of the balloons. 0.99

00:27:07.000 I'm gonna be able to compose.

00:27:08.000 I'd be like, excuse me? 0.99

00:27:09.000 Like, I'd be like, you're fat. 1.00

00:27:12.000 There's a big reason why I'm not on these Pop the Balloon shit, man. 0.99

00:27:14.000 But don't make it funny, though. 0.99

00:27:15.000 I would fuck it up for the show. 0.98

00:27:16.000 No, man, but, bro, she'd be gone in, like, ten minutes. 1.00

00:27:19.000 I'd be like, you're fat. 0.98

00:27:20.000 What are you talking about? 0.98

00:27:20.000 Hey, man, Frank Castle, bro. 0.98

00:27:21.000 You need to be happy you're even fucking here. 0.99

00:27:23.000 Like, we're putting you in front of somebody. 0.99

00:27:25.000 Like, this dude's probably a six-figure earner.

00:27:27.000 You know what I mean?

00:27:29.000 All right, let's keep on.

00:27:29.000 He's in tech, so yeah.

00:27:32.000 Okay, what is it, like, name and what we do for a living?

00:27:34.000 Name, we do for a living, and a H. Okay, my name's Trinity, I'm 21, and I'm an OnlyFans model.

00:27:40.000 She belongs to the streets. 0.92

00:27:41.000 My hobbies?

00:27:43.000 OnlyFans. 0.99

00:27:44.000 OnlyFans, going to the club, being 21, like, all that shit. 1.00

00:27:47.000 She belongs to the streets. 0.99

00:27:49.000 Look, look, look, I'm glad that she was honest about it.

00:27:53.000 Guys, let me keep it a thousand with y'all.

00:27:55.000 Girls that are 21, 22 in their peak, right?

00:28:00.000 Even if they're in college, etc., they don't have hobbies, man.

00:28:03.000 They just don't.

00:28:04.000 Because they don't need to.

00:28:05.000 They don't need to be interesting and worldly and full of knowledge and be charming and charismatic. 0.99

00:28:12.000 They don't need to do any of that shit. 0.99

00:28:13.000 You want to know why? 1.00

00:28:14.000 Because life is on easy mode.

00:28:17.000 Guys come up to them.

00:28:18.000 They're able to get what they want. 0.99

00:28:19.000 They don't have to fucking put any effort in. 0.98

00:28:21.000 All they have to do is exist a lot of the times. 0.99

00:28:23.000 And then if they want to go to the gym and take care of their body, that's one thing.

00:28:26.000 But...

00:28:27.000 Bro, they don't...

00:28:28.000 And that's the reality.

00:28:29.000 Like, I'm glad that she kept it a thousand.

00:28:30.000 This is the life of even mid-girls. 1.00

00:28:33.000 They don't need to have hobbies.

00:28:35.000 They just don't.

00:28:36.000 Okay?

00:28:36.000 Let's keep going.

00:28:37.000 And we're going to play a portion of some of the Castle Club video that kind of relates to her later on.

00:28:42.000 Okay.

00:28:43.000 We'll continue.

00:28:43.000 All right.

00:28:45.000 You know, she was really honest.

00:28:47.000 Too honest.

00:28:50.000 For me, that's not a big issue.

00:28:52.000 I'm just not a big club person, so that would be the bigger thing for me.

00:28:56.000 Alright, here we go.

00:29:00.000 Name, age, what do you do?

00:29:01.000 My name is Jennifer Lopez and I am an administrator and I'm also a chef.

00:29:04.000 Jennifer Lopez?

00:29:05.000 My name is Morgan Freeman.

00:29:08.000 Jennifer Lopez turned 55 today, I think. 0.99

00:29:11.000 She posted a picture of her thing. 0.99

00:29:13.000 Bro, and I tweeted about this shit earlier. 1.00

00:29:15.000 Bro, how are you, 55 years old, taking a selfie, saying, like, typical bimbo shit, and it's like, bro, like... 1.00

00:29:25.000 Like, is your only agency your fucking looks? 1.00

00:29:28.000 And it is! 0.99

00:29:29.000 That's what I say all the time. 0.99

00:29:30.000 Like, it proves my fucking point. 1.00

00:29:31.000 This woman who has all these music accolades, has been around forever, what does she fucking revert to? 1.00

00:29:36.000 Look at how I look at 55! 0.98

00:29:39.000 And you know what's funny about JLo?

00:29:40.000 She's been in how many marriages so far? 0.95

00:29:42.000 A bunch.

00:29:43.000 And she's still married like three or four times.

00:29:45.000 That's tough.

00:29:46.000 She's cooked, man.

00:29:46.000 She's cooked.

00:29:47.000 Yeah.

00:29:47.000 And the other thing too is like, I literally tweeted that.

00:29:49.000 I said, yo, you're never going to look as good as when you were 25. 0.98

00:29:53.000 You go to the gym, do all the surgery you fucking want, bro, you're never gonna look as good as you did when you were 25. 0.99

00:29:58.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:29:59.000 It's a wrap for you, J-Lo.

00:29:59.000 These old hoes, man.

00:30:01.000 Fucking wild, bro. 1.00

00:30:02.000 Alright. 1.00

00:30:04.000 What's her name?

00:30:05.000 There's a...

00:30:06.000 Bro, she could be somebody's grandma, bro.

00:30:08.000 I'd be pissed if my grandma was posting pictures like that on social media. 1.00

00:30:10.000 I'd be mad. 1.00

00:30:11.000 Like, bro, what the fuck is wrong with you? 0.99

00:30:14.000 I forgot the actor, but we'll move on. 0.99

00:30:17.000 Ben Affleck?

00:30:17.000 There's one girl that looks the exact same.

00:30:20.000 I was dating the guy from...

00:30:22.000 What's his name?

00:30:25.000 The black girl.

00:30:26.000 Dating a pastor, now dating the guy that got charged with the...

00:30:29.000 Megan Good?

00:30:30.000 Megan Good.

00:30:31.000 Looks the exact same still.

00:30:32.000 It's crazy.

00:30:33.000 You seen her?

00:30:34.000 Megan Good?

00:30:35.000 What does Megan Good have to do with Jennifer Lopez, though? 1.00

00:30:36.000 No, her look is the exact same as when she was in her 20s.

00:30:40.000 Same look.

00:30:41.000 Megan Good?

00:30:42.000 Yeah.

00:30:43.000 Same look.

00:30:44.000 It's crazy.

00:30:45.000 Still old, though.

00:30:46.000 I know, but I'm just saying. 0.97

00:30:47.000 Nigga, how'd you bring up... 1.00

00:30:48.000 Okay.

00:30:49.000 Because J-Lo's cooked, man, but she's not cooked.

00:30:51.000 That's what I'm saying. 0.97

00:30:53.000 Alright, nigga. 1.00

00:30:54.000 It's fine. 1.00

00:30:55.000 What the fuck, fresh? 1.00

00:30:56.000 Yo, you're the king of bringing up irrelevant shit, man. 1.00

00:31:01.000 No, I'm saying she still looks good for it, but she's not as bad as J-Lo. 1.00

00:31:05.000 But J-Lo's just cooked.

00:31:07.000 Alright.

00:31:08.000 Alright, cool. 1.00

00:31:09.000 This guy, man, what the fuck? 0.99

00:31:12.000 My name is Jennifer Lopez, so I know your name's not Morgan Freeman, because at least I can find you on Google. 0.99

00:31:16.000 You can't find me, so I might be lying or not.

00:31:17.000 But I do have, I don't know, I have unusual hobbies, but maybe I shouldn't talk about all of them.

00:31:24.000 But one of them is I'm on Instagram a lot. 0.91

00:31:26.000 Like, unfortunately, I'm always, like, on Instagram, not for followers, but it's just, like, I enjoy reading useless shit, so I'm sorry, but I'm going to pop a balloon. 0.96

00:31:34.000 Alright, she's fine. 0.98

00:31:35.000 Maybe she's a joke for you.

00:31:36.000 Name, age, what do you do?

00:31:40.000 My name's Nana, I'm 21, and I'm unemployed right now.

00:31:44.000 And a hobby?

00:31:46.000 Journaling and going out.

00:31:47.000 Yeah, pretty much.

00:31:49.000 Name, age, what do you do?

00:31:53.000 I'm Natalia, I'm 37 and I'm dating pleasure and joy.

00:31:59.000 What does that mean?

00:32:00.000 I didn't finish yet.

00:32:04.000 Yes, and I'm doing it with a conscious connection.

00:32:09.000 Okay.

00:32:10.000 I'm a dance teacher.

00:32:11.000 And a hobby?

00:32:12.000 How old are you?

00:32:13.000 I'm 37.

00:32:14.000 And where are you from?

00:32:15.000 Ukraine originally.

00:32:17.000 What kind of dance?

00:32:19.000 Bottom, Latin and tantric. 1.00

00:32:21.000 Cool.

00:32:22.000 Tantric.

00:32:23.000 And a hobby?

00:32:24.000 I don't have a hobby.

00:32:25.000 I have an addiction.

00:32:27.000 Dancing.

00:32:30.000 Last but not least.

00:32:32.000 Strange, but okay.

00:32:32.000 Okay, my name is Svitlana.

00:32:33.000 I'm 32 years old.

00:32:35.000 I'm a metal artist and one of my hobbies that usually surprise people like skydiving.

00:32:39.000 I did it five times and my goal is to be certified some days.

00:32:43.000 Wow, that's really cool!

00:32:44.000 Okay.

00:32:45.000 Alright, Alexander.

00:32:46.000 So brother, here's a test for you.

00:32:47.000 You've got to pop three balloons right now.

00:32:50.000 Oh, wow.

00:32:50.000 Here's your pick.

00:32:51.000 Okay.

00:32:52.000 And, uh, got you three.

00:32:54.000 Okay.

00:32:56.000 Sorry.

00:32:57.000 Oh, that was loud.

00:32:58.000 - Wow, that's great.

00:33:00.000 Sorry.

00:33:01.000 - Too old. 0.82

00:33:02.000 - No titties are too old.

00:33:03.000 - Okay, we got two left.

00:33:04.000 - Three or four.

00:33:05.000 - And then question for you.

00:33:06.000 What'd you pop your blue?

00:33:07.000 - No.

00:33:07.000 - He's just not my type.

00:33:09.000 - He's on a nigga, right? 1.00

00:33:10.000 - You are criminals. 1.00

00:33:11.000 - Yeah. 1.00

00:33:12.000 - Okay, he's on a nigga. 1.00

00:33:13.000 Got it. 0.98

00:33:13.000 - Come on, man. 0.98

00:33:14.000 - All right, so we got two left here.

00:33:16.000 So, Noguerten, ask him a question that you want to get to know him better.

00:33:19.000 - Sure.

00:33:20.000 What do you think qualities we have in common?

00:33:23.000 What do I think?

00:33:24.000 What?

00:33:24.000 We haven't come?

00:33:25.000 Equalities.

00:33:26.000 Equalities.

00:33:26.000 Well, I like dancing a lot.

00:33:27.000 I've been getting into bachata recently.

00:33:29.000 So I love dancing.

00:33:30.000 Yeah.

00:33:31.000 It's amazing.

00:33:31.000 Yeah.

00:33:32.000 I'm a huge fan.

00:33:33.000 I'm already getting like...

00:33:34.000 Yeah.

00:33:36.000 Hey! 0.99

00:33:37.000 Am I going to see you live right now?

00:33:38.000 Dance right now?

00:33:38.000 Yes!

00:33:39.000 Absolutely not.

00:33:41.000 Dance for after the show.

00:33:42.000 I'm learning.

00:33:44.000 Okay.

00:33:44.000 And then for you, Fran?

00:33:47.000 So I actually saw you downstairs and you are much friendlier in the camera, I guess.

00:33:54.000 So is this who you are?

00:33:56.000 I want to know why you popped the balloon on those three girls. 0.99

00:34:00.000 So typically, what happens is you let the girls go first, and then the guys go out there with their balloons.

00:34:04.000 Okay, okay.

00:34:06.000 Does he say why he popped those balloons at least?

00:34:07.000 Um, no. 0.99

00:34:09.000 Damn! 0.99

00:34:09.000 I kind of want to hear his reasoning. 0.99

00:34:11.000 I know it, but I want to see what he's going to say.

00:34:14.000 Okay.

00:34:15.000 He might be really nice about it.

00:34:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:17.000 Alright. 0.98

00:34:19.000 I think I'm a very serious person and a very silly person.

00:34:22.000 Like, I'm from the Northeast and I'm not, like, smiling all the time, but in general I'm a very friendly person.

00:34:26.000 Because on camera, like, I think you're pretty friendly.

00:34:28.000 Yeah.

00:34:28.000 I'm a very friendly person, but I look very serious.

00:34:31.000 Okay, alright.

00:34:33.000 What?

00:34:33.000 Okay, this is down to me.

00:34:34.000 I'm liking what I'm seeing so far.

00:34:35.000 I like it so far.

00:34:36.000 These two here are the picked.

00:34:37.000 Now, brother, this is your last chance.

00:34:40.000 Pop one balloon.

00:34:42.000 No pressure.

00:34:42.000 I love dancing.

00:34:54.000 It's it's it's nothing about her I just feel like it's someone who likes dancing.

00:34:58.000 I'm big in like ecstatic dance and contact improv and I'm imagining That's also your jam.

00:35:02.000 So yeah, and then for you Would you go on a date with him?

00:35:06.000 What'd you have?

00:35:06.000 I don't think there was a lot of potential, but I wouldn't have said no.

00:35:11.000 Okay.

00:35:12.000 It's also hard after I pop someone's balloon for the balloon to be like, yeah, of course.

00:35:15.000 No, I can be honest.

00:35:16.000 I can be honest.

00:35:17.000 Yeah, of course.

00:35:18.000 Okay, so try to say an L choice.

00:35:21.000 L choice?

00:35:22.000 Well, we'll let the chat decide a little bit here as well.

00:35:24.000 But question, is he yes for you?

00:35:28.000 Yes, maybe.

00:35:29.000 Is that a hard yes or no?

00:35:30.000 Yes or no, be honest.

00:35:31.000 Yes.

00:35:32.000 Okay, is she a yes for you?

00:35:33.000 It's a freshman!

00:35:34.000 Let's go!

00:35:35.000 How are you gonna say yes maybe?

00:35:37.000 Yeah, she doesn't find him sexually attractive, that's why.

00:35:40.000 I'm just like, I'm just like, yo, like...

00:35:41.000 You know what's crazy?

00:35:42.000 She's 37. 0.97

00:35:43.000 She's old.

00:35:45.000 She's about to be a menopause. 1.00

00:35:46.000 You can't have any choices at that point, man.

00:35:48.000 You gotta just take what you can get.

00:35:50.000 I don't know, bro.

00:35:50.000 That was wild, though.

00:35:51.000 Maybe?

00:35:53.000 Come on, man.

00:35:53.000 Bro.

00:35:54.000 But that's delusion at its finest, though. 0.99

00:35:56.000 Fucking incredible, bro. 0.99

00:35:57.000 At its finest. 0.99

00:35:59.000 Alright, let's keep going.

00:36:01.000 Step aside.

00:36:03.000 So that's your match right there.

00:36:04.000 And then we have some more balloons for ladies. 1.00

00:36:05.000 And the next guest is coming in.

00:36:07.000 Like the unemployed chicks and the chicks that are like partying. 1.00

00:36:09.000 Like, ooh, no hobbies! 1.00

00:36:10.000 He just popped that shit. 1.00

00:36:11.000 That's funny. 1.00

00:36:11.000 He has a good career. 1.00

00:36:12.000 He's tall.

00:36:13.000 What is he, like six foot?

00:36:15.000 Yeah.

00:36:16.000 Probably?

00:36:16.000 Okay.

00:36:17.000 Six two, six one.

00:36:18.000 He's like, okay.

00:36:19.000 He's tall?

00:36:19.000 He's tall.

00:36:20.000 Cool.

00:36:20.000 Alright.

00:36:22.000 Next guy.

00:36:23.000 Catch. 1.00

00:36:24.000 Yo, fuckin' bro... 0.99

00:36:33.000 That's just crazy. 0.99

00:36:34.000 The 37-year-old like, maybe?

00:36:37.000 Like, bro, holy. 1.00

00:36:38.000 Bitch, you gotta say emphatically yes. 1.00

00:36:41.000 You know the worst part? 1.00

00:36:42.000 In that normal setting, when you're outside, they don't even know what age.

00:36:47.000 For example, they're 37, 30-plus, right?

00:36:50.000 They go outside in Miami.

00:36:52.000 They go outside anywhere here in Florida.

00:36:54.000 They go to a bar.

00:36:55.000 No one's going to really know their age.

00:36:56.000 But the moment they find out their age, it's like, yo, like, you're old.

00:36:58.000 Your standards are so high still at that age.

00:37:02.000 Well, what I've realized is the older a girl gets, the more her standards go up, unfortunately, which is kind of crazy. 0.51

00:37:08.000 That's scary, though.

00:37:10.000 Bad.

00:37:10.000 It's really bad.

00:37:11.000 And then I'm single for the rest of their life.

00:37:12.000 Yeah, and that's why they perpetually stay single, bro.

00:37:15.000 Their standards go up as they age, which is kind of counterproductive, but hey, whatever.

00:37:20.000 I'm the misogynist, though.

00:37:21.000 Let's keep rolling. 1.00

00:37:24.000 Oh, what the fuck? 1.00

00:37:25.000 Oh, catch. 1.00

00:37:27.000 Got the sticker from...

00:37:28.000 Okay, he's from New York.

00:37:32.000 We got a few more coming.

00:37:33.000 Here we go.

00:37:34.000 Okay, so that's the first match.

00:37:36.000 Listen, Chad, I get it, man.

00:37:37.000 You know, like, it's not really ideal for him, but, hey, you know, whatever works.

00:37:41.000 All right.

00:37:42.000 We need another balloon real quick for her. 1.00

00:37:44.000 Do we need one more?

00:37:44.000 Yeah.

00:37:45.000 Oh, yes, right there.

00:37:46.000 Oh, it's on the ground.

00:37:46.000 Yeah, I got it.

00:37:47.000 Here, you got that?

00:37:48.000 So, brother, give us your name, age, what you do for a living.

00:37:50.000 How you doing?

00:37:51.000 My name is Love.

00:37:53.000 Wow, already?

00:37:55.000 Who popped that?

00:37:57.000 A girl in the red.

00:37:58.000 Okay.

00:37:58.000 Now, keep in mind, some context here.

00:38:01.000 He is a promoter in Miami.

00:38:04.000 He's pretty well known.

00:38:05.000 And remember, she mentioned she likes to go clubbing.

00:38:07.000 The one in red.

00:38:08.000 So you can kind of assume like what she popped in.

00:38:10.000 Okay.

00:38:11.000 She knew him.

00:38:11.000 Yeah.

00:38:12.000 She didn't know.

00:38:12.000 We'll continue.

00:38:13.000 Okay.

00:38:14.000 I know he doesn't know what's happening yet, guys, but he's going to find out.

00:38:16.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:38:17.000 I have zero clue what's going on here.

00:38:18.000 This is perfect.

00:38:19.000 You're going to put it together yourself. 1.00

00:38:20.000 Did he fuck her? 1.00

00:38:22.000 Yes. 1.00

00:38:24.000 I didn't even say anything again!

00:38:25.000 I didn't even say anything!

00:38:28.000 Why would you pop it so fast the moment he pops up? 0.94

00:38:32.000 Yo, that's fuckin' funny.

00:38:33.000 You really did Smash? 0.99

00:38:35.000 Nigga, yeah! 0.99

00:38:35.000 That's fuckin' hilarious. 0.99

00:38:38.000 That's an L for her. 0.99

00:38:39.000 Yo! 1.00

00:38:40.000 That's like...

00:38:41.000 She knew what time it was.

00:38:43.000 Nigga, he's here? 1.00

00:38:44.000 Okay. 0.97

00:38:45.000 That's fuckin' funny. 0.97

00:38:46.000 That's fuckin' funny. 0.97

00:38:47.000 Alright. 0.96

00:38:47.000 At least she's honest, though. 0.96

00:38:48.000 Yeah.

00:38:49.000 Is she gonna say it?

00:38:51.000 Watch.

00:38:51.000 Alright, alright.

00:38:52.000 Let's go. 0.98

00:38:52.000 This is fuckin' crazy, bro. 0.98

00:38:56.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute! 0.99

00:38:57.000 What is that, me?

00:38:58.000 What did he say?

00:39:01.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute!

00:39:03.000 How you doing?

00:39:04.000 My name is Love.

00:39:06.000 Wow, already!

00:39:08.000 What's messed up?

00:39:09.000 Been there, done that.

00:39:12.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute!

00:39:13.000 What is that, me? 0.94

00:39:17.000 You're like a ruthless, bruh. 1.00

00:39:19.000 You're like a said, been there, done that, nigga. 1.00

00:39:21.000 You know the fuck going on? 1.00

00:39:23.000 It's New York in the house of soup. 1.00

00:39:24.000 It's Love.

00:39:26.000 Big Draco in the house, man!

00:39:27.000 Bro! 0.99

00:39:28.000 What the fuck is this niggadry going on? 1.00

00:39:32.000 What the hell? 1.00

00:39:33.000 Bro, hold on. 0.98

00:39:35.000 That's not the worst part.

00:39:36.000 Castle Club, bro, had the best part when all niggas said yo. 0.99

00:39:39.000 Actually, I don't want to say what it is.

00:39:40.000 We'll play a clip.

00:39:41.000 All right.

00:39:41.000 Continue.

00:39:42.000 All right.

00:39:42.000 They got crazy up in there, bro.

00:39:43.000 Yo.

00:39:45.000 Wait, you don't already know him, do you?

00:39:46.000 All right, all right, all right.

00:39:48.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:39:50.000 My name is Love.

00:39:51.000 My name is Love.

00:39:52.000 I'm 24.

00:39:53.000 I'm a nightclub promoter.

00:39:57.000 That was the other question.

00:39:59.000 Name, age, what you do.

00:40:00.000 Why do you want to find love?

00:40:04.000 Everybody does.

00:40:05.000 It's just part of life, one of those things, one of those journeys.

00:40:07.000 What's your red flag in a girl? 1.00

00:40:10.000 Friendly.

00:40:12.000 Why is friendly a red flag?

00:40:13.000 Friendly.

00:40:14.000 It just doesn't match my personality.

00:40:18.000 All right.

00:40:20.000 So if you're nice or friendly, then I guess...

00:40:22.000 No, nice or friendly, I'll take different things.

00:40:24.000 Oh, oh.

00:40:24.000 Yeah, yeah, you can be nice.

00:40:25.000 I like too friendly to niggas. 1.00

00:40:26.000 Friendly means he's too flirty, too like...

00:40:27.000 Okay, okay, thanks for laughing.

00:40:29.000 Okay, so we gotta know... 1.00

00:40:30.000 He's a nigga. 1.00

00:40:32.000 Look, man, look, look, look, look. 1.00

00:40:34.000 This is why, this is, look. 1.00

00:40:36.000 This nigga's stupid, bro. 1.00

00:40:38.000 This nigga's dumb. 1.00

00:40:39.000 I'm just gonna keep it a thousand. 1.00

00:40:41.000 Like, bro, like, no one's a mind reader.

00:40:44.000 Like, you gotta say...

00:40:46.000 And turn it off is when she's friendly to dudes. 0.94

00:40:48.000 Put context to it.

00:40:49.000 Don't just say friendly and just leave it there.

00:40:51.000 Yeah, because then they're going to assume. 1.00

00:40:52.000 Damn, bro. 1.00

00:40:53.000 I hate... 1.00

00:40:53.000 Yo. 1.00

00:40:54.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:40:54.000 This nigga's dumb. 1.00

00:40:56.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:40:56.000 Guys. 1.00

00:40:57.000 Yo.

00:40:58.000 This is what I'm trying to tell you guys.

00:40:59.000 Yo. 1.00

00:41:00.000 Most people are fucking stupid. 1.00

00:41:02.000 All right? 1.00

00:41:03.000 I need you guys to understand this shit. 1.00

00:41:04.000 Most people, men and women, are fucking stupid. 1.00

00:41:08.000 Bro. 1.00

00:41:09.000 Like, in fucking credible. 0.98

00:41:10.000 Like, convey what you mean and mean what you convey. 0.98

00:41:14.000 Don't just sit there and say, friendly, with no context. 0.98

00:41:17.000 No one knows what the fuck you mean by that. 0.87

00:41:19.000 People are going to say, oh, that means you don't like people that are friendly in general. 0.99

00:41:23.000 No, I don't like women that are friendly to the opposite gender. 1.00

00:41:27.000 Oh, when I'm in a relationship with them.

00:41:29.000 Oh, that makes sense.

00:41:30.000 That's a very valid concern. 0.99

00:41:33.000 Niggas retarded, bro. 1.00

00:41:35.000 Stupid! 1.00

00:41:38.000 Idiot! 1.00

00:41:38.000 Just shot himself in the foot for no fucking reason, man. 1.00

00:41:41.000 Damn, man. 1.00

00:41:43.000 Niggas shit, man. 1.00

00:41:43.000 Alright, keep going. 1.00

00:41:45.000 Dude's dumb. 1.00

00:41:49.000 As you guys can see, I just have a low tolerance for stupid people in general. 1.00

00:41:52.000 Why do y'all think I don't be outside, bro? 0.99

00:41:53.000 And why do you guys think I don't be at the club and I don't hang out with freshest friends?

00:41:56.000 No offense, bro. 1.00

00:41:57.000 My niggas are retarded, bro. 1.00

00:41:58.000 I don't like stupid people. 1.00

00:41:59.000 I really have a low tolerance for stupid people. 1.00

00:42:01.000 It pisses me off. 1.00

00:42:01.000 I'm just like, ah! 1.00

00:42:03.000 You have 70 IQ! Ah!

00:42:04.000 I wanna fucking hit him, but I don't. 1.00

00:42:06.000 I'm just like, I'm just gonna leave for shit pissing me off. 1.00

00:42:08.000 I hate stupid people, bro. 1.00

00:42:10.000 Let's keep going. 1.00

00:42:11.000 Holy fuck, this nigga's retarded, bro. 1.00

00:42:14.000 Damn! 1.00

00:42:17.000 What's going on, Bills? 1.00

00:42:19.000 The earrings?

00:42:20.000 No, we don't do earrings or beads.

00:42:23.000 I love the name Love.

00:42:28.000 That's awesome.

00:42:29.000 I actually love your swag.

00:42:30.000 Do you have cowboy boots on?

00:42:31.000 Yeah.

00:42:31.000 That's dope.

00:42:32.000 I like that.

00:42:32.000 But you're just too young for me.

00:42:33.000 I'm 36.

00:42:35.000 Yeah.

00:42:35.000 That's fair.

00:42:36.000 That's fair.

00:42:37.000 Skip her. 1.00

00:42:38.000 Is there some history here?

00:42:40.000 All I gotta say is just like...

00:42:42.000 It's a no for me.

00:42:43.000 It's a no for me, dawg.

00:42:45.000 Okay.

00:42:45.000 Alright.

00:42:46.000 How about you?

00:42:46.000 I know him.

00:42:47.000 We work together. 1.00

00:42:48.000 Oh shit. 1.00

00:42:49.000 That makes sense. 1.00

00:42:49.000 I didn't even realize. 1.00

00:42:51.000 Wait, you don't know who that is?

00:42:51.000 I promote clubs too.

00:42:54.000 He's just a friend.

00:42:54.000 I'm not interested.

00:42:56.000 Friends with no potential?

00:42:57.000 Yeah, that's the homie. 1.00

00:42:58.000 That's the homie. 1.00

00:42:59.000 That makes sense.

00:42:59.000 Alright.

00:43:00.000 What's on the pop?

00:43:01.000 He's cute.

00:43:01.000 He's just not my type.

00:43:02.000 What's your type?

00:43:04.000 I don't really have a type, but...

00:43:06.000 How do you know he's not your type?

00:43:07.000 I don't sound racist or anything.

00:43:08.000 I just don't like... 1.00

00:43:09.000 This bitch is stupid too! 1.00

00:43:13.000 Thank God she sits at home all day, so we don't gotta fucking be blessed with her stupidity. 1.00

00:43:16.000 Bro, this shit... 1.00

00:43:17.000 She got a type. 1.00

00:43:17.000 Yeah, this shit's stressing me out, man. 1.00

00:43:19.000 She got a type, bro. 1.00

00:43:19.000 What's her type? 1.00

00:43:20.000 You bought a Z. Oh, okay.

00:43:23.000 See, okay, so typical female nature lying because she don't want to offend... 1.00

00:43:27.000 She don't want to hurt his feelings.

00:43:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:28.000 Apparently.

00:43:29.000 Dark skins. 1.00

00:43:30.000 What the fuck? 1.00

00:43:30.000 I'm not even a dark skin. 1.00

00:43:31.000 Drink?

00:43:32.000 No.

00:43:33.000 I'm not dark scared.

00:43:34.000 She is Drake.

00:43:34.000 Kendrick?

00:43:35.000 Drake?

00:43:35.000 Like white boys maybe?

00:43:36.000 Caucasian.

00:43:37.000 Okay.

00:43:37.000 All right.

00:43:38.000 Wait, got it.

00:43:39.000 That's actually what you got.

00:43:40.000 Just so y'all know.

00:43:41.000 I just didn't like the way. 1.00

00:43:42.000 Like, yo, that's just an uncomfortable reality that a lot of you guys got to accept, like, Some girls are just not gonna fuck with you because you're black, bro. 1.00

00:43:49.000 Sorry. 1.00

00:43:49.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:50.000 Happens to me.

00:43:51.000 No, definitely happens to Fresh.

00:43:53.000 I'm darker too.

00:43:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:43:55.000 There's just some girls, bro, that are just not going to fuck with you if you're black. 1.00

00:43:58.000 And vice versa. 1.00

00:43:59.000 It is what it is.

00:44:00.000 Being white too.

00:44:00.000 Vice versa.

00:44:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:44:01.000 But I would say on the other hand, it's way more...

00:44:03.000 You're going to lose way more chicks being a black dude than you will being a white dude. 0.81

00:44:07.000 What I do is what I consider, like, they're the most sought-after, at least in the United States, they're the most sought-after race by far. 0.96

00:44:13.000 You know, because remember, guys, like, the United States is still a majority Caucasian. 0.83

00:44:17.000 Like, you know, once you leave, like, major cities and shit like that, it's a majority Caucasian. 0.99

00:44:22.000 Alright, let's keep going. 0.92

00:44:23.000 I thought you could have been a little bit more nice or just humble about it.

00:44:28.000 Yeah, I'm not that nice, I'm not gonna lie. 0.99

00:44:33.000 Oh damn! 0.99

00:44:34.000 What did it for you? 1.00

00:44:36.000 I said he's not that nice.

00:44:38.000 I get it!

00:44:38.000 Nice voice finish first!

00:44:41.000 He's just like a little bit too fancy and the attitude you can feel from the distance, you know.

00:44:45.000 A little pretentious?

00:44:46.000 Yeah.

00:44:47.000 Okay.

00:44:47.000 Okay, any last thoughts about this brother?

00:44:50.000 He said I'm good.

00:44:51.000 He wants love, though.

00:44:52.000 I love that you want love.

00:44:52.000 No, all y'all are good.

00:44:53.000 I'm disappointed.

00:44:55.000 I saw some nice potential.

00:44:56.000 We got a surprise guest here real quick.

00:44:58.000 Just for the audience real quick.

00:45:00.000 So, as you guys can see, the way that he's dressed, the way that he conveys himself, etc., gives a lot of street vibes.

00:45:06.000 Whenever you, like, go extremely far into, like, a demographic, what ends up happening, whether you, you know, you have the rocker look, you have the hip-hop look, etc., you're gonna immediately alienate yourself from a demographic of women, but you're gonna make yourself more attractive to a certain demographic of women.

00:45:20.000 Does that make sense? 0.98

00:45:21.000 So, there's some girls that love that fucking look, that thug, gangster look, whatever. 1.00

00:45:25.000 Like, there's some girls that love that shit. 1.00

00:45:27.000 However, there's a lot of girls that absolutely hate that shit. 1.00

00:45:29.000 So, whenever you're gonna go really lean into a look or an avatar, Understand that a lot of girls are not gonna fuck with you, okay? 1.00

00:45:37.000 But the girls that do fuck with you are going to fuck with you, alright? 1.00

00:45:40.000 So that's something that you really need to understand what you're trying to create your look. 1.00

00:45:44.000 And in this case, this guy's leaning heavily into the streetwear, etc.

00:45:48.000 The way he speaks, the way he conveys himself, etc.

00:45:50.000 You can see that he's like giving really short one-word answers to have that more urban, mysterious type vibe, which I think is ridiculous, but whatever, it's fine, you know, do your thing.

00:45:58.000 But, um...

00:45:59.000 But just know that whenever you're going to have a certain look or a certain style, you're going to appeal to a demographic woman, but you're absolutely going to ostracize yourself from another demographic woman. 0.61

00:46:07.000 So, let's keep going.

00:46:13.000 Name, age.

00:46:16.000 Where's she come from?

00:46:17.000 You can call me Star, and I'm 25, and right now I'm just in school. 1.00

00:46:21.000 Fucking stereotypes are silent every single time. 0.99

00:46:23.000 Question for you. 1.00

00:46:24.000 Would you date my boy Love over here?

00:46:26.000 Do you want to date with him?

00:46:27.000 No.

00:46:28.000 Then poppin on me?

00:46:29.000 The poppin on me?

00:46:30.000 You didn't give me nothing to poppin.

00:46:32.000 And I have a reason too.

00:46:34.000 Wait, what's the reason?

00:46:35.000 What was the reason?

00:46:36.000 Because I'm new to Miami and one of my first times going out to like an event at this restaurant but I didn't go with them to another event.

00:46:45.000 He didn't know that, you know, I didn't know how everything works out here.

00:46:48.000 So I'm like, oh, like I'm just gonna go to that and I didn't really stay long and then I left and then he saw me and I had different hair because I switched my hair up a lot and he was like, oh never come to No, you deserve to be rude to because you showed up to the event and then you left.

00:47:15.000 That makes him look bad. 1.00

00:47:17.000 Dummy, the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00

00:47:18.000 This is his job. 1.00

00:47:19.000 This is how he earns money.

00:47:20.000 Yeah, so yeah, of course he's gonna be rude to you because if you show up to a spot Right?

00:47:25.000 Which I assuming there was probably some coordination, etc. 1.00

00:47:27.000 He spent time to get you there, and then you're a dumbass, eh, I'm gonna leave. 1.00

00:47:31.000 And this is what I mean when I say a lot of these girls are pretentious and rude and fucking obnoxious. 1.00

00:47:35.000 Like, bitch, he fucking went ahead and organized the whole event, and then you showed up, and you're like, I didn't even eat. 1.00

00:47:39.000 Well, it doesn't matter. 1.00

00:47:40.000 You showed up. 1.00

00:47:40.000 Like, the fuck? 1.00

00:47:41.000 Yeah, typically in Miami, whenever you go to a promoter's event, it's their hosting the event. 1.00

00:47:47.000 If they bring girls, it's their girls. 1.00

00:47:48.000 So if you leave, it's like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:47:50.000 Because they're getting paid per girl. 1.00

00:47:51.000 Yeah, that's a fucking problem. 1.00

00:47:53.000 I see why he was pissed. 1.00

00:47:53.000 So yeah, he has a right to be fucking mad. 1.00

00:47:55.000 This is his job. 1.00

00:47:55.000 This is his money, dummy. 1.00

00:47:57.000 What the fuck wrong with you? 1.00

00:47:59.000 Just like the lack of awareness and like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:48:02.000 It's the attitude, bro. 0.99

00:48:05.000 Alright, here we go.

00:48:05.000 Alright, let's keep going, man.

00:48:06.000 I'm glad I wasn't. 0.99

00:48:07.000 I would've been fucking tight, man. 1.00

00:48:08.000 Doing this shit, man. 1.00

00:48:09.000 Bro, you got more patience than me, man. 1.00

00:48:11.000 I fucking... 1.00

00:48:11.000 Oh, God. 1.00

00:48:12.000 Alright.

00:48:13.000 My hair was different, and he was rude, and I thought that was very un-gentlemanlike of him, so no, I would not date him.

00:48:18.000 Because first impressions are everything.

00:48:19.000 He didn't know me personally.

00:48:20.000 And I wasn't even at his event.

00:48:22.000 I was at...

00:48:23.000 I was invited to the event from another promoter, but yeah.

00:48:26.000 Alright, so...

00:48:27.000 Wait, you gotta respond to this, by the way. 1.00

00:48:28.000 Yeah, you're respond to that shit, bro. 1.00

00:48:29.000 Just FYI. Listen, I'm from New York. 1.00

00:48:34.000 I learned a lot in Miami.

00:48:35.000 The number one thing I learned is outside of New York, people like to say that they like honesty, but in truth, people don't really like honesty.

00:48:41.000 So when you confront somebody about somebody, it's not in the way that they like.

00:48:43.000 You tend to be the bad guy.

00:48:44.000 I'm cool being a bad guy.

00:48:45.000 But he didn't confront me.

00:48:47.000 He saw me at the next place because he saw me at the restaurant and was like, oh, never come to one of my events and not come with me, Ray, Ray, Ray, because I didn't walk inside with him and this other girl.

00:48:55.000 But let's be clear.

00:48:56.000 I do what I want.

00:48:56.000 I go where I want.

00:48:57.000 Nobody pays for me and get around none of that.

00:48:58.000 So you don't tell me what to do, where to go, how to nothing.

00:49:01.000 You don't run this.

00:49:02.000 I run to me.

00:49:02.000 But that's the mistake that most girls have.

00:49:03.000 No, it ain't no mistake. 1.00

00:49:04.000 When you come to my event at my table, I do run shit. 0.98

00:49:06.000 But I didn't come to your event. 0.99

00:49:07.000 But that's the problem that people have.

00:49:07.000 You come to an event for free, everything is paid for.

00:49:10.000 I didn't come to your event.

00:49:11.000 Listen.

00:49:11.000 Let me say something.

00:49:12.000 Let me finish saying something.

00:49:13.000 I did not come to your event.

00:49:14.000 I was personally invited to this dinner party.

00:49:17.000 With me.

00:49:18.000 You must have been there.

00:49:19.000 It doesn't matter.

00:49:20.000 You're irrelevant because you did not invite me.

00:49:21.000 If I pay to do my own here, I pay to do my own house, I pay to do my own makeup, I pay to get to the event, I pay for my outfit, I show up, that is me making an investment to make an appearance.

00:49:30.000 It doesn't matter if I'm getting free drinks, dinner, or any of that.

00:49:32.000 That doesn't...

00:49:33.000 Bro, this is what I'm trying to say. 1.00

00:49:35.000 Bro, these bitches are so fucking entitled, man. 1.00

00:49:38.000 Like, yo, you're showing up at this place. 1.00

00:49:40.000 These dudes spent thousands to get this shit set up, right? 0.99

00:49:43.000 Like, it's across thousands. 1.00

00:49:44.000 The dinners, the fucking food, the booze, all that shit. 1.00

00:49:48.000 The reservation, the table. 1.00

00:49:50.000 Like, because these are like ritzy places a lot of times that they host this shit. 0.99

00:49:53.000 And then she's like, well, I came at my time, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:49:56.000 Bitch, you're a nobody. 1.00

00:49:56.000 Nobody knows you. 1.00

00:49:57.000 Nobody cares.

00:49:58.000 There's other girls there. 1.00

00:49:59.000 Shut the fuck up, man. 1.00

00:50:00.000 Also, there's limited spots. 1.00

00:50:02.000 So you've been doing that and dipping is disrespectful as hell. 1.00

00:50:05.000 Holy shit, bro. 0.99

00:50:06.000 Like, this is what I'm trying to say. 1.00

00:50:07.000 Yo, you guys think I'm crazy when I tell you guys this shit. 0.98

00:50:10.000 A majority of modern women have I'm the main character energy. 1.00

00:50:14.000 Alright?

00:50:15.000 I'm the main character.

00:50:16.000 And they don't understand that there's a whole other world out there, right? 1.00

00:50:20.000 Of shit going on. 1.00

00:50:22.000 Bro, I'm a fucking celebrity myself. 1.00

00:50:24.000 I don't even act like this, bro. 0.99

00:50:26.000 Like, if I get invited to some shit like that or whatever, I'm not gonna fucking go in there and be like, and just like walk out like, no, I'm gonna show face, whatever. 0.95

00:50:32.000 If I said that I'm gonna be there at a certain time, or be there for a certain amount of time, I'm gonna fucking show up, whatever. 1.00

00:50:37.000 Like, who the fuck are you? 1.00

00:50:39.000 Fucking nobody, bro. 1.00

00:50:40.000 This shit's crazy. 1.00

00:50:42.000 And she came late to this shit. 1.00

00:50:44.000 You know the worst part about this? 1.00

00:50:47.000 I'm gonna tell you a story about her.

00:50:47.000 I don't even behave like this.

00:50:49.000 Yeah.

00:50:50.000 There's a story after the show about her, but I will save it for later.

00:50:54.000 Let's continue. 0.99

00:50:55.000 Holy shit, man. 1.00

00:50:57.000 Let's continue. 1.00

00:50:58.000 It was bad.

00:51:01.000 Acting like this, bro. 1.00

00:51:04.000 Shit, it's crazy. 1.00

00:51:06.000 Bro. 1.00

00:51:08.000 What do we got?

00:51:09.000 What's going on?

00:51:12.000 Ain't no problem.

00:51:13.000 Ain't no problem.

00:51:14.000 There is no...

00:51:15.000 There is no event...

00:51:16.000 Wait a minute.

00:51:18.000 I'm gonna ask you to say this.

00:51:19.000 There is no event without sexy women, so don't tell me nothing.

00:51:22.000 Okay, we're gonna end it here.

00:51:22.000 I'm just gonna say, in Miami, if someone bites you to the table...

00:51:26.000 Key word, women. 1.00

00:51:28.000 Which means, plural. 1.00

00:51:29.000 You're not as relevant as you fucking think you are, dummy. 1.00

00:51:32.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:51:33.000 Stupid! 1.00

00:51:34.000 Like, she literally defeated her own argument by even saying that. 1.00

00:51:37.000 Women, plural, which means you are not special. 1.00

00:51:39.000 Fucking be happy that you got invited, bro. 0.99

00:51:42.000 That's what I'm trying to say, man. 1.00

00:51:42.000 These girls all have this fucking whole, like, this main character mindset is fucking ridiculous, man. 1.00

00:51:49.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:51:50.000 All right. 1.00

00:51:52.000 And that's their table.

00:51:53.000 It's their rules.

00:51:54.000 That's all I'm going to say.

00:51:54.000 Simple.

00:51:55.000 Thank you, brother.

00:51:55.000 There's famous dudes that got money and successful world-known that act...

00:51:58.000 Yo, hold on.

00:51:59.000 Before you cut my camera.

00:52:00.000 That was very interesting. 0.89

00:52:01.000 This nigga right here has been in the news for a little bit, going crazy. 0.99

00:52:05.000 He's her boy. 0.98

00:52:05.000 He's cool as hell. 0.98

00:52:07.000 And listen, one of my, I want to say, associates in business.

00:52:11.000 Welcome, Zirka!

00:52:14.000 Here we go.

00:52:16.000 Over here, Zirka.

00:52:18.000 All right, so...

00:52:19.000 Welcome.

00:52:19.000 Listen, bro, glad you made it.

00:52:20.000 Glad to come super early.

00:52:23.000 No, you're right on time.

00:52:25.000 Right on time.

00:52:26.000 Let's go.

00:52:26.000 Okay, so we're doing Pop the Balloon, and it's ladies' choice here to choose you as their suitor or, for example, their boyfriend.

00:52:33.000 They are amazing.

00:52:34.000 They're so colorful.

00:52:35.000 Beautiful lineup, right?

00:52:38.000 So, Zerka, how you feeling, man?

00:52:40.000 I just woke up.

00:52:41.000 I need a Red Bull Icy and I'm ready to go.

00:52:44.000 Good morning.

00:52:45.000 Hey, yo, Zerka, tie your sweater, man.

00:52:47.000 Yeah, thank you, thank you.

00:52:49.000 Do you have any cocaine in the studio?

00:52:52.000 In the back, in the back.

00:52:52.000 It's a joke.

00:52:53.000 It's a joke.

00:52:53.000 Oh, no.

00:52:56.000 He's supposed to be.

00:52:57.000 He's already up.

00:52:58.000 We're the boring girls.

00:53:00.000 OK.

00:53:04.000 I was talking about this.

00:53:05.000 Totally.

00:53:06.000 Totally.

00:53:07.000 Before we start off.

00:53:08.000 Fun fact, in Miami, Coke is a regular, dagular item. 0.91

00:53:12.000 Like alcohol.

00:53:13.000 It is.

00:53:13.000 It's available for girls.

00:53:14.000 But clearly he was joking.

00:53:15.000 Yeah, he was joking.

00:53:16.000 But it's funny because those girls will still do it regardless. 1.00

00:53:18.000 It just happened.

00:53:19.000 But go ahead.

00:53:20.000 Oh, really?

00:53:20.000 The ones that Svetlana and them would do it?

00:53:22.000 They would do it, bro. 1.00

00:53:23.000 If they're in a club, no one's watching, they can do that shit. 1.00

00:53:26.000 I believe them. 1.00

00:53:27.000 Fair enough.

00:53:27.000 Yeah, they'll do it.

00:53:28.000 Facts.

00:53:31.000 It's because they're on camera now.

00:53:32.000 Yeah.

00:53:33.000 Okay.

00:53:35.000 Ladies, by the way, he's a comedian, by the way.

00:53:37.000 So just know his jokes, okay? 0.99

00:53:41.000 I said I didn't pop it right away because he's going to say some wild shit. 0.99

00:53:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:53:45.000 Okay, that's good.

00:53:46.000 Oh, good wingman. 1.00

00:53:46.000 Okay, good shit, Fred. 1.00

00:53:47.000 Okay, Fred. 1.00

00:53:48.000 I got his bat, man.

00:53:49.000 I knew it, bro.

00:53:51.000 Holy bro, chill out, man.

00:53:52.000 That's actually W Wingman Fresh, man. 1.00

00:53:54.000 W Wingman Fresh for that shit. 1.00

00:53:55.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:53:56.000 Yeah, let them, like, uh, yeah.

00:53:58.000 You know.

00:53:59.000 Tell me, name? 0.99

00:54:01.000 I'm John fucking Zerka. 0.97

00:54:02.000 I'm their biggest star on the show. 0.97

00:54:03.000 I got all my following from them.

00:54:05.000 I'm a millionaire overnight, and I'm obnoxious.

00:54:07.000 I fight on the streets.

00:54:08.000 I do everything.

00:54:10.000 Like, I'll protect you from, like, any guy who grabs you.

00:54:13.000 I'll fight the guy. 1.00

00:54:14.000 Like, I'm a real ass... 1.00

00:54:16.000 I see. 1.00

00:54:16.000 We need a balloon. 1.00

00:54:17.000 We need a balloon.

00:54:17.000 I like that.

00:54:18.000 Okay.

00:54:18.000 He's a protector.

00:54:19.000 She's back in the game.

00:54:19.000 Back in the game.

00:54:20.000 All right.

00:54:21.000 All right.

00:54:21.000 Okay.

00:54:21.000 So, Zirka, so you can start us off the fresh way.

00:54:24.000 Yeah. 0.98

00:54:25.000 I'm John fucking Zirka. 0.98

00:54:27.000 Don't dance to the winner. 0.99

00:54:28.000 Okay.

00:54:31.000 Zirka, ask a question about themselves to get to know them a little bit better.

00:54:33.000 Oh, I got to get to know them?

00:54:34.000 What do you want to know about them?

00:54:35.000 Okay, ladies, what do you guys do for a living? 0.98

00:54:38.000 I like unemployed, don't worry.

00:54:41.000 We're unemployed.

00:54:41.000 Right now, I'm unemployed.

00:54:43.000 I just moved to Miami from Washington State.

00:54:44.000 I'm trying to start a boutique out here.

00:54:46.000 Okay.

00:54:46.000 Oh, that's cool.

00:54:47.000 And your aspirations?

00:54:48.000 None at the moment.

00:54:49.000 Okay.

00:54:50.000 That's so hard.

00:54:51.000 That is so hard.

00:54:53.000 Here we go.

00:54:54.000 Me?

00:54:55.000 What do I do for a living?

00:54:56.000 I do OnlyFans.

00:54:57.000 Oh, wow.

00:54:57.000 Okay.

00:54:58.000 Is that good?

00:54:59.000 That's great, yeah.

00:55:00.000 That's great.

00:55:03.000 Oh, I'm Nay.

00:55:04.000 I'm a cosmetologist and I am an OnlyFans model as well.

00:55:10.000 My name is Ophelia.

00:55:19.000 I'm 36.

00:55:19.000 I'm from New York, the Bronx.

00:55:22.000 Yeah, I'm an entrepreneur and I do it all actually.

00:55:25.000 I'm also a bartender.

00:55:27.000 I've had a boutique, trucking company, painting company.

00:55:30.000 I just do it all.

00:55:31.000 I'm an OnlyFans model also.

00:55:33.000 Influencer, I have some subscribers.

00:55:34.000 I got like three thousand something subscribers on YouTube.

00:55:36.000 And you fight other women, right? 0.98

00:55:38.000 I don't.

00:55:38.000 You have never fought a woman?

00:55:39.000 Yeah, but I don't like to fight.

00:55:41.000 He's a fighter, by the way.

00:55:42.000 Yeah, I know, but I won't fight with him.

00:55:43.000 No, uh-uh.

00:55:44.000 If somebody's getting on my man, I'm getting on.

00:55:46.000 I have a question for you.

00:55:47.000 Let's say he's out in a fight, right?

00:55:48.000 He's losing the battle.

00:55:49.000 He loses the fight.

00:55:50.000 Would he still be there for him?

00:55:51.000 Yeah, I would.

00:55:52.000 I would. 0.80

00:55:52.000 I'm going to jump on this person's back and just bite and everything. 0.80

00:55:56.000 Do you want your woman to do that? 1.00

00:55:57.000 Sure, yeah, sure.

00:55:58.000 Okay, so Zerka, after hearing those professions, you're going to pop two balloons.

00:56:02.000 Oh, I have to.

00:56:02.000 Okay.

00:56:03.000 So choose the girls that you want to eliminate out of this equation real quick. 0.79

00:56:08.000 You guys have no dreams, aspirations, I like that.

00:56:12.000 Just live with me.

00:56:16.000 He's honest, ladies. 1.00

00:56:17.000 I can't have a white bitch. 1.00

00:56:20.000 I'm racist, I'm racist. 1.00

00:56:24.000 I am not white, I'm Colombian. 0.66

00:56:27.000 Oh my god, no! 1.00

00:56:30.000 Latina, damn. 1.00

00:56:32.000 I'm Colombian. 1.00

00:56:33.000 Damn. 1.00

00:56:34.000 Give her another balloon. 1.00

00:56:38.000 Okay, that's it.

00:56:38.000 One more, one more.

00:56:39.000 I can't take rejection. 1.00

00:56:41.000 Damn, Brooklyn versus... 1.00

00:56:42.000 Damn, I don't know. 1.00

00:56:43.000 Who has more money between you two? 1.00

00:56:48.000 Probably not me.

00:56:49.000 She's bougie. 0.99

00:56:50.000 That's unfortunate.

00:56:53.000 This is so much fun, dude.

00:56:55.000 So unfortunate. 0.80

00:56:56.000 Yo, what the hell? 0.94

00:56:57.000 Okay, okay. 0.86

00:56:58.000 Ladies, the last three remaining. 1.00

00:57:00.000 Yeah.

00:57:00.000 Question for Zerka.

00:57:01.000 Anything you want to ask him?

00:57:03.000 Oh, I missed how old you were.

00:57:04.000 I'm 30.

00:57:05.000 I turned 30 this year.

00:57:07.000 Yeah.

00:57:08.000 And what's your sign?

00:57:08.000 Oh, I'm a Pisces.

00:57:09.000 Bruh.

00:57:10.000 What's up being a Pisces?

00:57:15.000 Why is that red black?

00:57:17.000 It's just the biggest red black I've ever known. 1.00

00:57:19.000 But what about it?

00:57:20.000 I just have a lot of experience with Pisces.

00:57:21.000 The best manipulators right here.

00:57:23.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:57:24.000 Wait, wait.

00:57:25.000 But it's true. 1.00

00:57:26.000 This bitch, unemployed, overweight, saying, "Oh, he's a Pisces." He's a Pisces. 1.00

00:57:33.000 I can't date this guy.

00:57:35.000 Yo, that's wild. 0.99

00:57:37.000 Low IQ. Wild. 0.98

00:57:39.000 Fucking. 0.99

00:57:42.000 I just wonder what that guy was actually your actual husband you just said no to because of his son. 1.00

00:57:47.000 That's why arranged marriages are a thing, bro.

00:57:49.000 Real talk, man.

00:57:50.000 Hey, but hey.

00:57:51.000 You leave these girls to own their vices, bro, they're gonna pick the worst people. 1.00

00:57:54.000 But they have their own standards, so have it.

00:57:56.000 That's fine.

00:57:57.000 Yeah, we'll keep going.

00:57:58.000 Have at it. 0.99

00:57:58.000 Fucking incredible. 0.99

00:58:00.000 If you look at the studies, women cut their wrists after dating Pisces. 1.00

00:58:05.000 They can't handle the water.

00:58:06.000 Zerka, are you too emotional?

00:58:08.000 Yes, I am.

00:58:09.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:09.000 Like, I'm super jealous and clingy and sometimes I'm even abusive.

00:58:12.000 Abusive?

00:58:13.000 What?

00:58:14.000 You said you're wrong.

00:58:14.000 Okay, give me that.

00:58:15.000 No, no, like, no, no.

00:58:17.000 I let you do that.

00:58:18.000 Alright, we want to live next.

00:58:19.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:58:21.000 Are you high on coke right now?

00:58:23.000 No, not right now.

00:58:24.000 But every other show I've been on...

00:58:26.000 Are you doing anything right now?

00:58:28.000 No, I swear I just woke up, and I'm down to get drunk.

00:58:30.000 Do you guys want to get drunk with me?

00:58:31.000 After this, we're going to club.

00:58:32.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:58:33.000 When I say I'm physically abusive, when I say I'm physically abusive, I mean, like, let's say you're my girlfriend, I pinch.

00:58:38.000 Like, I don't actually hit the girl, but I'll pinch you, you know?

00:58:40.000 Like, what, are you flirting, or like, I'm angry?

00:58:42.000 No, I'm angry.

00:58:44.000 All right, all right, that's interesting.

00:58:46.000 Listen to that.

00:58:47.000 All right, so we have two left.

00:58:48.000 Okay, so, anything you want to know more about him?

00:58:51.000 Twitter.com.

00:58:52.000 Well then what about him is calling your attention?

00:58:54.000 Thezerkofficial.com.

00:58:55.000 Join the website.

00:58:56.000 She likes big men.

00:58:57.000 He's a big man. 0.77

00:58:58.000 No, I'm black from a waist up.

00:59:00.000 She's going to love this.

00:59:01.000 No, but God is fair, bro.

00:59:03.000 I'm a beautiful, good-looking millionaire. 1.00

00:59:05.000 Medium dick. 1.00

00:59:06.000 We've got 6'4 medium dick. 1.00

00:59:08.000 God is so fair, man. 0.99

00:59:09.000 They have to tell girls so they don't get disappointed.

00:59:11.000 Like, prime yourselves, right?

00:59:12.000 Okay, Zerka, let's add in some numerology here.

00:59:15.000 Oh, yes.

00:59:15.000 When's your birthday?

00:59:16.000 August.

00:59:18.000 What year?

00:59:19.000 2001.

00:59:19.000 She's a Leo.

00:59:20.000 Okay.

00:59:21.000 We're doing Chinese astrology and numerology, right?

00:59:23.000 Well, she has one energy, so you get it done yourself, you're argumentative, and you're a leader.

00:59:27.000 I love to argue.

00:59:28.000 Yeah, she's a woman. 1.00

00:59:29.000 Yeah, she's a woman. 1.00

00:59:30.000 Nailed it.

00:59:31.000 My birthday.

00:59:31.000 The day you're born.

00:59:32.000 March 21st.

00:59:33.000 The year?

00:59:34.000 1984.

00:59:35.000 21st?

00:59:36.000 You're the funniest from all your friends.

00:59:38.000 Absolutely.

00:59:38.000 Yeah, there.

00:59:39.000 She's got three energy. 1.00

00:59:40.000 Three is like communicator, funny, crook, you know?

00:59:43.000 Okay, so knowing all this info, Zerka, one more balloon. 0.77

00:59:47.000 Whoa, one more balloon.

00:59:48.000 Who are you picking for your girlfriend? 1.00

00:59:49.000 Right, right, right.

00:59:50.000 Okay. 1.00

00:59:50.000 Damn, okay. 1.00

00:59:53.000 Damn, this is tough, bro. 1.00

00:59:55.000 This is tough. 0.99

00:59:56.000 Zerka's a natural.

00:59:56.000 Okay, so should I ask them one more question?

00:59:59.000 Sure, go ahead.

01:00:00.000 Have you guys ever dated a black guy?

01:00:04.000 Really?

01:00:04.000 I gotta know what I'm getting into.

01:00:06.000 No.

01:00:07.000 No?

01:00:12.000 I'm a racist. 1.00

01:00:13.000 I'm racist as fuck! 1.00

01:00:14.000 Yo! 1.00

01:00:15.000 Okay!

01:00:16.000 She's out! 1.00

01:00:17.000 She got ass! 1.00

01:00:18.000 What the hell? 1.00

01:00:19.000 Yeah, nigga! 1.00

01:00:19.000 I'm good at this. 1.00

01:00:21.000 Last thoughts. 1.00

01:00:21.000 Do I get a fucker now? 1.00

01:00:22.000 Do whatever you want, bro. 1.00

01:00:25.000 Get on camera.

01:00:25.000 Okay, we can get some more balloons.

01:00:27.000 Bro, order the blow. 0.52

01:00:28.000 Everyone, who's splitting an eight with me?

01:00:29.000 I got you.

01:00:30.000 I let you leave.

01:00:30.000 I think it's okay.

01:00:32.000 You know what's funny?

01:00:32.000 Where's Myron?

01:00:33.000 He's in Milwaukee. 1.00

01:00:34.000 He's doing fucking white boy shit. 1.00

01:00:35.000 100%. 1.00

01:00:36.000 I'm sorry.

01:00:36.000 Guess what the best part about this?

01:00:38.000 She's a little 18.

01:00:39.000 There was no niggas in Milwaukee, bro. 1.00

01:00:42.000 I'll tell y'all that, man.

01:00:45.000 No niggas in Milwaukee, bro. 1.00

01:00:49.000 Yo, you want to do some chats real quick?

01:00:51.000 Or you want to keep going?

01:00:52.000 Yeah, we could read some chats if y'all want.

01:00:54.000 Yeah, sure.

01:00:54.000 Yo, I'm not gonna hold you, bro.

01:00:56.000 Like, Zerk had that shit lit. 0.99

01:00:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:00:58.000 I was like, he's a comedian.

01:00:59.000 Please.

01:01:00.000 He's a comedian.

01:01:00.000 Don't take him serious.

01:01:01.000 Yeah.

01:01:02.000 Oh my god, bro.

01:01:03.000 I'll read some of the chats and then we'll, uh, we'll get into this.

01:01:07.000 And then, are all the girls here? 0.93

01:01:09.000 No.

01:01:09.000 No?

01:01:09.000 Cool.

01:01:10.000 All right.

01:01:11.000 Oh, also, um, just to y'all know, guys, we finally...

01:01:15.000 Go ahead.

01:01:16.000 The affiliate program up and running for Pressure and Fit, Castle Club.

01:01:20.000 This means, guys, you can now post links on clips and get paid for them every single time.

01:01:26.000 And it's going to roll out actually tonight.

01:01:28.000 We have everything up with Noble.

01:01:30.000 So hit up Noble on Twitter and Mo on Instagram to get this up and running.

01:01:34.000 Go ahead, Mo.

01:01:34.000 Noble's Twitter is GreatKingNoble, G-R-E-A-T-K-I-N-G-N-O-B-L-E. Can we pull it up on screen?

01:01:45.000 Be a lot easier if we pull it up on screen.

01:01:47.000 Well, you gotta...

01:01:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:48.000 We'll pull it up on screen for y'all ninjas to message them.

01:01:50.000 And IG the Maharaja.

01:01:53.000 Man, you so Indian, bro? 1.00

01:01:55.000 What name is that?

01:01:56.000 It's an Indian Punjabi name.

01:01:58.000 The Maharaja.

01:02:00.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:02:01.000 D-A-M-A-H-A-R-A-J-A. Yeah, this is Noble.

01:02:06.000 Check him out, guys.

01:02:06.000 That's on Twitter.

01:02:07.000 You guys can DM him on Twitter.

01:02:09.000 Or we'll pull up his Instagram here for y'all as well so you guys can go ahead and message him there.

01:02:12.000 This is our guy for the affiliate stuff.

01:02:14.000 So if you guys want to become a Fresh and Fit affiliate, man, it's finally up and running with locals, a.k.a.

01:02:19.000 Castle Club.

01:02:20.000 So you can go ahead and get paid, bro, and post clips.

01:02:21.000 And people are getting paid right now as we speak.

01:02:23.000 So guys, hop into that as soon as possible.

01:02:25.000 Jump on in.

01:02:26.000 Bills.

01:02:27.000 Let's blow it up, guys. 0.99

01:02:29.000 Let's blow it up. 0.92

01:02:29.000 And then also, just so y'all know, we're having a debate. 0.92

01:02:32.000 I'm going to be hosting a debate for Destiny and Andrew Wilson tomorrow.

01:02:35.000 They're going to be talking about January 6th.

01:02:37.000 I'll be hosting that tomorrow at 8 p.m.

01:02:39.000 We'll probably have a Zoom call after that.

01:02:41.000 So it's going to be a good time, guys.

01:02:42.000 So make sure to tune into that.

01:02:44.000 Council Club.

01:02:44.000 Yeah, the Council Club Zoom call after that.

01:02:49.000 It's going to be a good time.

01:02:49.000 So that'll be tomorrow night at 8 p.m.

01:02:51.000 I'm going to be hosting that debate.

01:02:52.000 And then after the debate, I will host a Zoom call after with Cast Club members.

01:02:56.000 It's going to be a good time, man.

01:02:58.000 Tune in, ladies and gentlemen.

01:03:01.000 What else we got here?

01:03:02.000 Okay, petitioning to get married on our Let's Show, LOL. I agree.

01:03:06.000 You should go on the show.

01:03:07.000 Sure, but I'm going to hurt their feelings, bro.

01:03:12.000 Because I won't hold back.

01:03:13.000 I'll say what I really want to say.

01:03:15.000 My day is complete now that FedReacts is back on track.

01:03:18.000 A lot of chaos going on, Myron.

01:03:19.000 Lots of things to cover.

01:03:20.000 What do you think about Kamala taking over for Sleepy Joe? 1.00

01:03:23.000 Fucking crazy, man. 1.00

01:03:25.000 He addressed the nation earlier today. 1.00

01:03:28.000 I didn't get a chance to watch the video yet, but I'm going to watch it after this show.

01:03:32.000 Bro, I mean...

01:03:34.000 Bro, Trump2024, man.

01:03:35.000 Trump2024.

01:03:36.000 We can't have Kamala be the president, man.

01:03:39.000 The DNC is next month.

01:03:40.000 I'm going to try to see if I can sneak in there, but we'll see what happens.

01:03:43.000 See if I can get a pass.

01:03:44.000 What else do we got next here? 0.99

01:03:45.000 All right, these middle-of-the-day streams are a fucking W, big bro. 0.99

01:03:48.000 Keep this up. 0.99

01:03:49.000 Thank you for always keeping us informed, WCC. I got y'all, man.

01:03:52.000 Because here's the thing.

01:03:54.000 Again, big announcement coming.

01:03:55.000 I might even have a trailer for you guys later on tonight.

01:03:58.000 Stay tuned.

01:03:59.000 I'm tired of the cuck-servatives, all right? 1.00

01:04:01.000 And, you know, them going ahead and bowing down to a certain state and not necessarily putting America first.

01:04:07.000 So we'll talk about that later. 1.00

01:04:09.000 Suck that these idiots are using this to further their own political agendas instead of staying on topic. 1.00

01:04:13.000 That's from ArmyVet43. 1.00

01:04:14.000 The chats from earlier.

01:04:15.000 Oh, these are the chats from earlier.

01:04:16.000 Yeah, as you guys know, yeah. 1.00

01:04:17.000 These congresspeople are idiots, bro. 1.00

01:04:18.000 They didn't ask questions about the assassination. 1.00

01:04:20.000 They asked a bunch of stupid-ass questions about... 1.00

01:04:22.000 Cool. 1.00

01:04:25.000 You want to talk about January 6th?

01:04:26.000 Cool.

01:04:26.000 Have a separate congressional inquiry on that.

01:04:28.000 We need to talk about the fucking assassination. 1.00

01:04:30.000 Ask the real questions. 1.00

01:04:31.000 Can you look up who has that office?

01:04:33.000 That's from BFD. Which office is that?

01:04:35.000 Love these FedReacts streams.

01:04:36.000 WMR for breaking this down.

01:04:37.000 Everyone get in the CDC. And guys, these are chats from earlier today.

01:04:39.000 From FedReacts?

01:04:40.000 Yeah, from earlier today.

01:04:41.000 Sorry about that.

01:04:42.000 I missed these earlier because I was just so focused.

01:04:44.000 Any thoughts on the body cam footage of that black chick getting shot? 0.97

01:04:46.000 Of that black... 1.00

01:04:47.000 Oh...

01:04:48.000 Yes, I talked about it on my Twitter.

01:04:50.000 Go look at it.

01:04:51.000 We're on YouTube, so I talked about it on my Twitter.

01:04:55.000 Think about this.

01:04:55.000 You're not as strong as I want to say, Krillin.

01:04:57.000 You couldn't beat Yugi in a Pokemon battle or Ash in a Yu-Gi-Oh duel. 0.99

01:05:00.000 On some level, maybe you can beat Sailor Moon, but she got no ass. 1.00

01:05:04.000 Watch out for Majin Mo. 1.00

01:05:07.000 He'll turn you into a chocolate and eat you anyhow. 0.95

01:05:09.000 Back to chats.

01:05:10.000 Well said, my friend.

01:05:11.000 Well said.

01:05:11.000 Well said, man.

01:05:12.000 What the hell?

01:05:14.000 All right, you need to make some changes to the show.

01:05:15.000 Intro has old studio.

01:05:16.000 Maybe change that new guest in the new studio. 0.99

01:05:19.000 Also make your promotional ads as a clip that you run real quick so you don't end up hard-arring in the ads.

01:05:25.000 Hire me as your manager.

01:05:26.000 I got good ideas for the show.

01:05:28.000 I think that's for FedReacts, right?

01:05:30.000 No.

01:05:30.000 No, I think this is this one.

01:05:32.000 Talking about this one?

01:05:33.000 I think it means FedReacts.

01:05:35.000 This is 8.52. 0.98

01:05:36.000 Yeah, because we got the new studio shit in here. 0.98

01:05:38.000 What do you mean? 0.99

01:05:38.000 This is 8.52 p.m. 0.99

01:05:40.000 Oh.

01:05:40.000 Alright.

01:05:41.000 Fresh, the Mandem need the ugly guy method.

01:05:43.000 On the IRL, one second, there's a fight.

01:05:45.000 The next second, Fresh has two things following him in the double R. Then Fresh disappears.

01:05:48.000 W Fresh.

01:05:49.000 Okay.

01:05:49.000 Hey, man.

01:05:50.000 You didn't see that, bro.

01:05:50.000 He didn't see nothing, man.

01:05:52.000 He didn't see shit, man. 1.00

01:05:53.000 Oh, man. 0.99

01:05:55.000 Yeah, good stuff, Fresh.

01:05:55.000 That was actually a good job, my friend.

01:05:57.000 What else we got next?

01:05:58.000 Okay.

01:05:59.000 That's it?

01:05:59.000 That's it.

01:06:00.000 Alright, back to the reaction. 0.99

01:06:03.000 This is interesting shit, man. 0.99

01:06:05.000 It's fun, man. 1.00

01:06:06.000 You know what it is?

01:06:07.000 It's more like you're seeing Tinder in real time, but pop the balloon.

01:06:11.000 That's what you're seeing right now.

01:06:13.000 Yeah, you guys are seeing female nature in full display here with a bunch of this stuff. 1.00

01:06:18.000 You know, notice how Zerka came in, was an asshole, not nearly as nice, etc. 0.99

01:06:22.000 Stayed a lot longer with the balloons. 1.00

01:06:24.000 Yep, and he got a baddie.

01:06:25.000 Yep.

01:06:26.000 So there you go.

01:06:27.000 Yep, yep, yep.

01:06:28.000 Alright, what's next?

01:06:30.000 Did it actually end up going out?

01:06:34.000 That, I will not see on camera. 1.00

01:06:35.000 Oh, okay, shit. 1.00

01:06:36.000 Okay. 1.00

01:06:36.000 Let's just say there was out the party. 1.00

01:06:38.000 Oh my god!

01:06:40.000 Alright, I'm gonna get a fresh match!

01:06:42.000 We got a fresh match with Zarqa, there you go.

01:06:44.000 Number two! 0.84

01:06:45.000 Good job, Zarqa, good job. 1.00

01:06:46.000 Follow up that shit. 1.00

01:06:47.000 Okay. 1.00

01:06:48.000 Welcome, welcome.

01:06:49.000 We have some more blues here that we need.

01:06:51.000 Okay, everyone's good, okay.

01:06:53.000 Okay, we're gonna get some balloons, and then we are going to pick this off, contestant number three.

01:06:57.000 This is gonna be straight pass.

01:06:58.000 This is just from Brookway.

01:06:59.000 This is gonna be straight pass, y'all.

01:07:00.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:07:01.000 Let me get some guys' balloons.

01:07:03.000 Yeah, we gotta line you up, line you up.

01:07:05.000 Okay, this is gonna look.

01:07:07.000 Not worried, I wasn't gonna pick them anyway.

01:07:09.000 Yeah, boy.

01:07:10.000 I'm having a balloon.

01:07:11.000 Stop it.

01:07:12.000 Yo! 1.00

01:07:13.000 All right, all right.

01:07:14.000 Wait, you have to smoke, yeah, yeah.

01:07:16.000 You can have it.

01:07:17.000 Okay.

01:07:18.000 All right.

01:07:19.000 Okay, cool.

01:07:19.000 I pop it.

01:07:20.000 All right, yeah, boy, let's start with this.

01:07:21.000 Okay, don't pop your balloon.

01:07:22.000 So everyone has their bones, please.

01:07:25.000 My name's Nelson, I'm 31.

01:07:28.000 Yeah, here we go.

01:07:29.000 My name is Nelson.

01:07:29.000 I'm 31.

01:07:30.000 I'm a podcaster.

01:07:31.000 Okay.

01:07:31.000 Alright, cool.

01:07:32.000 Okay.

01:07:33.000 And Nelson, what do you look for in women? 1.00

01:07:35.000 What are the qualities you look for?

01:07:37.000 Women who don't do OnlyFans. 1.00

01:07:38.000 Let's start with that.

01:07:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:40.000 Give me a huge favor.

01:07:41.000 Huge favor.

01:07:42.000 Women who don't do OnlyFans? 1.00

01:07:43.000 Yeah, all kidding aside.

01:07:46.000 Looking for some serious.

01:07:47.000 Ready to settle down.

01:07:48.000 Okay.

01:07:48.000 And red flags.

01:07:50.000 Um, women who just moved to Miami. 0.99

01:07:54.000 Okay.

01:07:56.000 Alright, so, uh, question.

01:07:57.000 What'd you pop your balloon?

01:07:58.000 Guys, in fact, we need some quack, please.

01:08:00.000 Because he said he's looking for, you said something serious, committed?

01:08:03.000 Yeah, no.

01:08:04.000 Okay.

01:08:04.000 Or?

01:08:05.000 Fair enough.

01:08:08.000 He's too much of an average Joe for me.

01:08:10.000 I have edge.

01:08:10.000 I need somebody to match my fly.

01:08:12.000 Tattoos.

01:08:13.000 A lot of reasons. 0.99

01:08:15.000 He's ugly. 0.99

01:08:15.000 I just moved to Miami. 0.99

01:08:16.000 Oh, you're so mean!

01:08:17.000 Go back! 0.55

01:08:18.000 Go back! 1.00

01:08:19.000 She just straight up said he's ugly. 0.99

01:08:20.000 Mika, go back! 1.00

01:08:21.000 Too much of an average Joe for me.

01:08:22.000 I have edge.

01:08:23.000 I need somebody to match my fly.

01:08:25.000 Tattoos.

01:08:26.000 A lot of reasons. 0.99

01:08:28.000 He's ugly. 0.99

01:08:28.000 I just moved to Miami. 0.99

01:08:29.000 Oh, you're so mean!

01:08:30.000 You're so mean!

01:08:31.000 I need OnlyFans.

01:08:34.000 This goes on. 1.00

01:08:35.000 Yo, you know it's bad with ugly niggas on his knees. 1.00

01:08:37.000 Like, fuck, man. 1.00

01:08:38.000 That's fucked up, bitch. 1.00

01:08:39.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:08:40.000 Hey, man. 1.00

01:08:40.000 You over here. 1.00

01:08:41.000 You dead, man. 1.00

01:08:42.000 Hey, man. 1.00

01:08:42.000 She still like ugly niggas. 1.00

01:08:43.000 I'll tell you that. 0.99

01:08:44.000 Anyway, let's move on smartly.

01:08:47.000 A lot of reasons. 1.00

01:08:49.000 He's ugly. 0.99

01:08:50.000 I just moved to Miami. 1.00

01:08:51.000 Oh, you're so mean.

01:08:52.000 You're so mean. 1.00

01:08:53.000 I need ugly fans. 1.00

01:08:54.000 I don't know why. 0.97

01:08:55.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:56.000 Hold on. 0.99

01:08:56.000 My nigga, that was harsh! 0.99

01:08:59.000 You know that little dirt meme? 0.98

01:09:01.000 I've never seen it. 0.98

01:09:02.000 The other thing, too, is that he's fat.

01:09:04.000 Guys, let's just call a spade a spade. 1.00

01:09:06.000 This is what happens when you're a fat ass, right? 1.00

01:09:08.000 Like, girls are just gonna disqualify you off-rip. 1.00

01:09:10.000 Like, bro, it's unacceptable to be fat as a man, bro. 1.00

01:09:13.000 Like, fucking acceptable. 0.99

01:09:14.000 And he's short, too. 0.99

01:09:16.000 Oh, yeah, okay.

01:09:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:18.000 I can see.

01:09:18.000 Yeah.

01:09:19.000 Alright, keep going.

01:09:21.000 Alright, so, reason?

01:09:24.000 I mean, he said if someone just moved to Miami, I don't know why it's a red flag.

01:09:29.000 Why is it a red flag?

01:09:29.000 She was looking for an excuse, bro.

01:09:30.000 Specifically women from certain geographical locations. 1.00

01:09:33.000 I should have been specific.

01:09:34.000 Like New York, Chicago, California.

01:09:36.000 Why is that?

01:09:36.000 Yeah, I'm New York.

01:09:37.000 Pause, pause, pause.

01:09:38.000 They just have, they're used to certain... 1.00

01:09:39.000 Look, look, this chick is fucking lying. 1.00

01:09:41.000 The reason why is because she's not physically attracted to him. 1.00

01:09:43.000 She just looked for a bullshit excuse to pop her balloon. 1.00

01:09:44.000 Yep. 1.00

01:09:45.000 That's what it really comes down to. 1.00

01:09:46.000 This is typical female lying bullshit. 1.00

01:09:48.000 She doesn't want to come off as adversarial. 1.00

01:09:51.000 Let's keep going.

01:09:55.000 Things and it's a cultural thing, you know what I mean?

01:09:57.000 What were you used to? 1.00

01:09:59.000 Fuck, man. 1.00

01:10:01.000 And where are you from? 1.00

01:10:02.000 If I was dressed different?

01:10:03.000 Dress how?

01:10:05.000 Like baggy jeans?

01:10:07.000 Take the shirt out of my pants.

01:10:10.000 They're too liberal for me.

01:10:12.000 They're more traditional.

01:10:12.000 I'm a bit more conservative.

01:10:13.000 So, maybe you want a more typical Miami girl or someone who was born and raised here?

01:10:18.000 No, just most of the time the chicks that are like in this part of town, Brickle and stuff, they're like OnlyFans chicks, we're looking for clouds. 0.98

01:10:26.000 The other thing too is that, right, he has a shirt tucked in which shows how fat he is, right?

01:10:31.000 And then he's dressed like an NPC. You know what I mean?

01:10:34.000 He is dressed like an NPC. And yeah, bro, it's just not a good look.

01:10:38.000 He's a normal regular guy.

01:10:39.000 He looks like a...

01:10:40.000 This is an average guy.

01:10:41.000 This is an average guy.

01:10:43.000 Bro, I'm glad that you guys are seeing these girls react this way because this is how... 0.90

01:10:48.000 Bro, you're virtually visible.

01:10:49.000 To chicks like this, bro.

01:10:50.000 When you look like that.

01:10:51.000 Just keep it a thousand with y'all.

01:10:52.000 Not having, in particular, end up in a strip club every night.

01:10:54.000 Yeah.

01:10:55.000 Facts.

01:10:55.000 Don't get girls.

01:10:56.000 Facts.

01:10:56.000 Keeping it all the way a buck with you guys?

01:10:58.000 Niggas like that? 1.00

01:10:59.000 You guys are invisible to a majority of women, bro. 0.99

01:11:01.000 Yeah.

01:11:02.000 Sorry.

01:11:02.000 That's what it is.

01:11:03.000 Cold, hard facts.

01:11:04.000 Yeah.

01:11:04.000 Thank you.

01:11:05.000 Alright.

01:11:07.000 And he got no dress attire, like, swag at all, too, as well. 0.98

01:11:09.000 Yeah, yeah, like, you're fat, you know, yeah, bro. 0.93

01:11:13.000 His responses are hilarious, though. 0.88

01:11:14.000 Oh, yeah, he's about to start cooking?

01:11:15.000 He got no chill, he got no chill.

01:11:16.000 I'm glad.

01:11:17.000 Well, he said he's a podcaster, so.

01:11:18.000 Yeah, go ahead.

01:11:18.000 I'm assuming he's gonna start cooking here.

01:11:21.000 Oh, then, like, porn stars and all that kind of shit, I'm good. 0.99

01:11:24.000 Like, I just, I'm not. 1.00

01:11:26.000 Okay.

01:11:26.000 Never get married because I don't like OnlyFans, girls?

01:11:28.000 No, because you're in Miami, dude. 1.00

01:11:30.000 So everybody's a whore here? 1.00

01:11:32.000 That's what you're saying? 1.00

01:11:33.000 That's what you're saying.

01:11:33.000 No, that's not what I'm saying.

01:11:34.000 That's what you're saying.

01:11:35.000 Everybody that is of the demographic I'm talking about is what I'm not interested in. 1.00

01:11:38.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:11:39.000 No, you're the same girls from Brickell. 0.67

01:11:41.000 No, no, no, no, not girls. 0.89

01:11:42.000 No, listen. 0.99

01:11:42.000 Leave Brickell, leave Miami Beach, leave Wynwood, because all that shit is like the global phenomenon of Miami. 0.99

01:11:46.000 That's not Miami. 0.99

01:11:47.000 That's 5% of Miami.

01:11:48.000 That was Do you guys think I can use the Yacht party as a business write-off since it's technically a meeting?

01:12:08.000 I just got my Amex Biz Platinum.

01:12:10.000 What comes with VIP? Kamal Harris gonna be the death of us.

01:12:15.000 She gonna win.

01:12:16.000 Yo, bro.

01:12:17.000 Well, only if they rig the elections again.

01:12:19.000 If Kamala Harris wins this, bro.

01:12:21.000 I'm leaving.

01:12:21.000 Like I said before.

01:12:22.000 I'm leaving.

01:12:23.000 Adam and Eve.

01:12:24.000 She started with a woman that created the issue of sin in the world. 1.00

01:12:28.000 And with a woman as well. 1.00

01:12:30.000 She's a moron, dude. 1.00

01:12:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:12:31.000 And open borders?

01:12:32.000 You guys can thank her for that, by the way.

01:12:34.000 That's all her policy.

01:12:35.000 That's scary, bro.

01:12:36.000 That's all her right there. 1.00

01:12:37.000 So you guys can thank the whole fucking migrant invasion that we got going on. 1.00

01:12:41.000 You can thank Kamala Harris for that, bro. 1.00

01:12:42.000 Can you replay that?

01:12:44.000 I don't know what he said.

01:12:45.000 The voice note?

01:12:46.000 Oh, he basically said that he's going to be on the yacht.

01:12:48.000 Okay.

01:12:49.000 And Kamala Harris is going to be the death of us, and we can write it off as a business expense. 0.93

01:12:53.000 There you go.

01:12:54.000 Because it's technically a corporate expense.

01:12:55.000 I recognize his name.

01:12:56.000 I mean, sketchy, but we could talk to Steve about it.

01:12:59.000 We'll see.

01:13:00.000 It is going to cost a bunch of money to get the yacht, bro, but it's fine.

01:13:02.000 Like I said, our goal here isn't to be super profitable.

01:13:05.000 It's to meet you guys, have a good time, and get some awesome B-rolls.

01:13:09.000 It's a long-time casual.

01:13:09.000 That's really what it is.

01:13:10.000 I've been keeping a thousand with y'all.

01:13:11.000 Fire B-roll.

01:13:12.000 We want to get some fire B-roll.

01:13:14.000 Let's go ahead.

01:13:14.000 Long-time casual club member, too.

01:13:15.000 - Any last thoughts?

01:13:16.000 - Yeah, yeah.

01:13:17.000 - Nah.

01:13:18.000 - No. - Thank you. - Come on over here, twin. - You're good. - We need some more balloons real quick. 0.99

01:13:23.000 I'm not going to hold you. 1.00

01:13:25.000 Shorty in the red was so honest, that shit hit the dome. 1.00

01:13:30.000 That was hard to hear. 1.00

01:13:31.000 That was perfect.

01:13:33.000 See, I like being blunt, that's honest.

01:13:37.000 In the meantime, pause real quick.

01:13:43.000 We can skip these super chats.

01:13:44.000 Yeah, we can.

01:13:45.000 The reality, guys, is that this is how just a lot of girls... 1.00

01:13:47.000 If you have a very normie guy look, you're dressed like a normie, you're fat, bro, you're going to have a very difficult time with women, bro. 0.99

01:13:56.000 You just are. 0.99

01:13:56.000 You've got to pick one. 0.99

01:13:57.000 Unless you've got a lot of money, but even then, I don't want you guys to be normal, like average Joe looking, and then have a bunch of money because then what's going to end up happening is you're going to attract girls only on that, and then they're not going to really fuck with you for you. 0.95

01:14:11.000 And then you're just gonna have to be, you know, and that's another thing, too. 0.89

01:14:14.000 So many guys pay for box, man, and trick off like, bro, you guys don't want to be in that box.

01:14:17.000 That's culture in Miami, bro.

01:14:18.000 Yeah, bro, you guys really don't want to be in that box.

01:14:19.000 I'm telling you, man, it's a miserable existence to be a trick, bro.

01:14:22.000 They laugh at you, bro.

01:14:23.000 They talk about you in a group chat.

01:14:23.000 They laugh at you.

01:14:24.000 Yeah, bro.

01:14:25.000 I've seen it.

01:14:25.000 Yeah, they do.

01:14:27.000 I've seen the chat. 0.84

01:14:27.000 It's like, oh, this nigga's a trick. 0.84

01:14:28.000 Da-da-da. 0.96

01:14:29.000 Yeah, it's not good, bro.

01:14:30.000 Yeah.

01:14:30.000 And then, yeah, it's like the equivalent of, like, you know, when a girl's a 304 and you're like, oh.

01:14:35.000 High school.

01:14:35.000 Make fun of her, whatever.

01:14:36.000 That's what it is when you're tricked, bro.

01:14:39.000 You're right.

01:14:40.000 That word gets around, and then girls really start finessing, trying to finesse you. 1.00

01:14:46.000 What do we got?

01:14:48.000 Double or fresh?

01:14:50.000 What's up, man?

01:14:52.000 What's your name, your age, and what do you do?

01:14:56.000 I'm fresh and I'm old this year.

01:14:58.000 How old, man?

01:14:59.000 I'm old, man.

01:14:59.000 How old is old?

01:15:00.000 Old enough.

01:15:01.000 35?

01:15:03.000 40s?

01:15:04.000 No, not in my 40s.

01:15:04.000 Hell no, I ain't that old, but I'm up there.

01:15:07.000 Okay, what do you do for?

01:15:09.000 Promotion.

01:15:09.000 I own a company And I do clothing line She had a question for you Go ahead No I just asked Was he old enough To be a sugar daddy Because he had his age Like it's like traumatic You need a sugar daddy baby I mean if you want to be one I got some money For a sugar daddy But I ain't old enough To be no sugar daddy Okay Alright So real quick You've been my boyfriend A little bit fresh For a while here Yeah Question for ladies That you want to get to Know them a little bit better Anything you want to ask them This is going to sound fucked up But I'm going to say it I genuinely believe this shit.

01:15:33.000 I tweeted this shit, and I'll tell y'all here. 1.00

01:15:36.000 I think, easily, one in five women in America, today, has done some type of sex work, whether it's being a sugar baby, dating a guy solely for him paying your bills, feet pictures, OnlyFans, Pay for play, whatever the fuck it is, one in five girls in America nowadays has done some of that shit in her past to some degree. 1.00

01:16:01.000 I would add to your point and just say women that have sex with men and say, oh, my tire popped on my car, it's almost like you're asking for money because you had sex. 1.00

01:16:11.000 Oh, okay. 0.88

01:16:12.000 Indirectly.

01:16:13.000 I guess you could say that too. 0.91

01:16:14.000 That's disgusting, by the way. 0.98

01:16:15.000 And then I would say if the girl's attractive, like chicks that literally are bad, 50% or better are involved in some type of sex work. 1.00

01:16:25.000 Like, if she's bad, 50% or better are involved in sex work. 1.00

01:16:32.000 Can't argue that, man.

01:16:33.000 I'm telling y'all, man.

01:16:34.000 I'm telling you guys.

01:16:36.000 People can sit here and be like, oh, bro, that's just because the girls in Miami, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

01:16:40.000 Well, bro, like, the girls that y'all niggas want? 1.00

01:16:43.000 The attractive girls? 0.94

01:16:45.000 Better yet!

01:16:45.000 They come here.

01:16:46.000 Yeah, they come here and then, I'm telling y'all, 50%, if not more, have done some type of sex work, even if they don't do it anymore.

01:16:53.000 They've done it in the past.

01:16:54.000 Yeah.

01:16:55.000 I'm telling you guys, man. 0.99

01:16:56.000 This sugar baby thing, it's way more common than you guys fucking think, bro. 0.99

01:17:00.000 I'm telling y'all, man. 0.99

01:17:01.000 We told you guys! 0.99

01:17:02.000 We did a whole guide on this shit for you guys on using sugar sites! 0.99

01:17:05.000 So, it's funny. 0.99

01:17:06.000 There was a guy that watched our episode of Sugar Sites, right?

01:17:09.000 He joined the website to see who was on there.

01:17:12.000 Yep.

01:17:12.000 He phoned a sister on there.

01:17:15.000 Kid you not.

01:17:16.000 Oh, he found his sister!

01:17:17.000 Sister on there.

01:17:18.000 Oh! 1.00

01:17:18.000 Bro, that's fucking scary. 1.00

01:17:20.000 She's in college. 1.00

01:17:21.000 What?

01:17:22.000 It's very common, guys.

01:17:24.000 So you never know who's on there, bro.

01:17:24.000 And here's the other thing, too.

01:17:25.000 Don't think just because they got money, they're not going to be on it.

01:17:28.000 Yeah.

01:17:28.000 Matter of fact, there's a bunch of them that got money that are on there.

01:17:30.000 You know why they're on there?

01:17:31.000 Because they don't want to meet a guy that's a brokie, which I can kind of understand. 1.00

01:17:35.000 Yeah.

01:17:35.000 But still, I'm trying to explain to you guys.

01:17:37.000 It is way more prevalent than you guys think it is a lot of you guys live in middle America Look, no way, that's not true because I don't recall in my neighborhood.

01:17:46.000 They're not three or fours. 1.00

01:17:48.000 Yeah You never know stupid, but they're going to fucking Nashville. 1.00

01:17:51.000 They're going to Vegas. 1.00

01:17:51.000 They're coming down here in Miami They're going to LA. 1.00

01:17:53.000 They're going all these places. 0.99

01:17:55.000 I'm telling you man You guys don't know fucking what the hell is going on man I would argue that if you look at it from the standpoint of seeing who's on there you'd be surprised who's actually on that website It could be a It could be your mom. 0.99

01:18:05.000 It could be your girlfriend. 0.99

01:18:07.000 And here's the other thing too.

01:18:07.000 You never know.

01:18:08.000 A lot of y'all, you'll never see them because they have their profile hidden and they have to message you.

01:18:12.000 Yeah.

01:18:13.000 Right?

01:18:13.000 Dude, there's been lawyers on there that hit me up, doctors, etc.

01:18:16.000 And I find it funny when people try to say, man, they saw you on the sugar site.

01:18:18.000 Nigga, we've been talking about this since like 2021. 1.00

01:18:20.000 Stupid. 1.00

01:18:22.000 You know, I'm supposed to nothing, retard, because we tell guys how to navigate that shit properly. 1.00

01:18:27.000 So a lot of people say, I see the USA profile. 0.99

01:18:29.000 And also, not pay.

01:18:31.000 And it's funny because if we did pay, that would have came out Years ago.

01:18:34.000 Yeah, we would have been exposed to that.

01:18:35.000 Like, y'all niggas don't think. 1.00

01:18:36.000 Anyhow, regardless of fact, though, sometimes you'd be surprised to see what's on those websites.

01:18:40.000 And as a result, bro, like, you gotta be careful because you never know.

01:18:43.000 I'm actually admiring somebody that you thought was pure, innocent, and she's been using that for years.

01:18:47.000 Even currently.

01:18:48.000 You never know.

01:18:48.000 So, be careful, guys.

01:18:50.000 Anyway.

01:18:50.000 Yeah.

01:18:50.000 All right.

01:18:52.000 Uh, yep.

01:18:53.000 Let's keep going.

01:18:55.000 Yeah.

01:18:55.000 Where's everybody from?

01:18:56.000 Okay.

01:18:57.000 New York.

01:18:58.000 I'm from France.

01:19:00.000 Philly.

01:19:00.000 New York, the Bronx.

01:19:02.000 I'm from Iowa.

01:19:05.000 I'm from Russia.

01:19:06.000 Washington.

01:19:08.000 Iowa?

01:19:08.000 Cuba.

01:19:09.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:19:10.000 You got a pop. 1.00

01:19:11.000 Two balloons.

01:19:12.000 Two?

01:19:12.000 Off rip.

01:19:15.000 Ooh.

01:19:16.000 Someone popped.

01:19:16.000 I don't like New York.

01:19:22.000 I was born in New York, and I was raised in Florida.

01:19:26.000 I was raised in Palm Beach. 1.00

01:19:27.000 All my family, all my cousins and everything in New York, and they mean as shit. 1.00

01:19:30.000 And most girls, see? 0.99

01:19:31.000 I love y'all. 0.98

01:19:32.000 As a friend, I love y'all, because y'all are going to fight with me and everything, but y'all mean as shit dating-wise. 0.98

01:19:37.000 Y'all, you masculate your man. 0.99

01:19:40.000 What do you look for in a woman? 1.00

01:19:42.000 Exactly.

01:19:46.000 So Fresh, what do you look for in a woman? 1.00

01:19:50.000 Give us two things. 1.00

01:19:51.000 Vagina in peace. 1.00

01:19:53.000 It's an ass. 1.00

01:19:54.000 You definitely gotta have a vagina, that's for sure. 1.00

01:19:57.000 You know what I'm saying? 1.00

01:19:58.000 I mean, a good head looks...

01:19:59.000 I'm a little shallow, so looks is definitely...

01:20:01.000 Physical looks?

01:20:02.000 Looks is definitely one of the main things. 0.99

01:20:04.000 And then, I guess, I mean, I don't want you to be done with shit either. 1.00

01:20:06.000 So, some brains. 1.00

01:20:07.000 Stupid! 1.00

01:20:07.000 I mean, most of them don't, but most of them, some of them do. 1.00

01:20:09.000 I just seen you snap on him ladies question for fresh over here Any questions at all for him?

01:20:30.000 Anything you wanna know?

01:20:32.000 I still want to know how old he is.

01:20:33.000 Alright baby, I just turned 37.

01:20:35.000 - I'm 37. - I'm a Gemini.

01:20:38.000 - Come on with my, sir! - Wait, what about Gemini? - What about Gemini? - What about you? - What about you? - What about you? - What about you? - You're a master manipulator. - You're a master manipulator. - I'm a manipulator? - I'll get her at it. - Do you want to pop the balloon?

01:20:51.000 You don't want to pop the purpose.

01:20:52.000 No, no, no.

01:20:52.000 Oh, we need another balloon.

01:20:54.000 We need another balloon.

01:20:54.000 You tell I'm a massive manipulator?

01:20:55.000 If you ain't got a strong mind, anybody can manipulate you, baby.

01:20:58.000 Not by my sign.

01:20:59.000 If you ain't got a strong mind, anybody can manipulate you.

01:21:01.000 That's just real.

01:21:02.000 That quick flying and the good, too good of communication.

01:21:03.000 I can't compete with that.

01:21:04.000 That's why I know.

01:21:05.000 I know people that aren't jumping out there are better manipulators than me.

01:21:08.000 Okay, why do you pop the balloon?

01:21:09.000 Oh, as soon as he started.

01:21:11.000 I don't remember.

01:21:12.000 You don't remember that?

01:21:13.000 Oh, he has his tag on his...

01:21:15.000 Oh, I forgot it. 0.99

01:21:15.000 I'm sorry, my shit's new. 0.99

01:21:17.000 Never in my life. 0.97

01:21:20.000 Everything on me is new and there's no tag on anything else.

01:21:24.000 I'm not mad.

01:21:26.000 Thank you.

01:21:26.000 I appreciate it.

01:21:27.000 Thank you.

01:21:27.000 I appreciate it.

01:21:28.000 Okay, okay, okay.

01:21:29.000 What do you think, bro?

01:21:30.000 I mean, he's totally right.

01:21:32.000 He's in New York. 1.00

01:21:32.000 He's aggressive as fuck. 1.00

01:21:33.000 You don't want to fight the woman. 1.00

01:21:34.000 He's 100% right.

01:21:35.000 You guys are like men's skill energy.

01:21:37.000 That was not aggressive.

01:21:38.000 That was not aggressive.

01:21:40.000 What do you mean?

01:21:42.000 We talk crazy, too.

01:21:45.000 Put your hands around.

01:21:45.000 Okay, okay, okay.

01:21:46.000 So, question for Fresher.

01:21:48.000 Are you looking to get married to have kids?

01:21:50.000 I mean, this is my thing with marriage, bro.

01:21:53.000 I'll give you the ring.

01:21:55.000 I'll give you the ring.

01:21:55.000 I'll give you the wedding.

01:21:56.000 I'll do everything.

01:21:57.000 The only thing I do.

01:21:57.000 FYI, this girl's 32 years old asking this.

01:21:59.000 Like, bro. 1.00

01:22:01.000 I don't want to be an asshole. 0.99

01:22:03.000 He's being nice, though. 0.99

01:22:04.000 Yeah.

01:22:04.000 But, yo.

01:22:06.000 That ship is fucking sailed, bro. 0.99

01:22:08.000 You're 32 years old, man. 1.00

01:22:10.000 That's a fucking wrap for you, bro. 1.00

01:22:12.000 That's funny. 1.00

01:22:12.000 Yo, realistically speaking. 1.00

01:22:14.000 Realistically speaking.

01:22:15.000 Let's assume she needs a dude tomorrow. 1.00

01:22:17.000 Right?

01:22:17.000 She needs a dude tomorrow.

01:22:19.000 She's going to have to date him for at least a year.

01:22:22.000 She's going to be on his timeline if he actually wants to go ahead and get married with her.

01:22:24.000 And hope.

01:22:25.000 Right?

01:22:26.000 And I already know she has high standards.

01:22:30.000 She's European. 0.96

01:22:30.000 What is she, Polish or something? 0.96

01:22:31.000 She said Chicago.

01:22:34.000 She's Eastern European.

01:22:35.000 Which means he's got to make money.

01:22:36.000 Let's just keep it a million.

01:22:37.000 Right?

01:22:38.000 We've dealt with Eastern European girls before. 1.00

01:22:40.000 He's got to make money, she's going to want to be a provider, etc. 0.98

01:22:42.000 So, you're going to have to date for at least a year or two, and then he's going to engage you, etc.

01:22:47.000 By the time you're married and everything is settled and everything, like, bro, you're going to be like 35, 36!

01:22:52.000 It's tough, bro.

01:22:53.000 I feel bad for them sometimes, but it's like...

01:22:55.000 And then by then, it's a high-risk pregnancy!

01:22:59.000 Doomed.

01:23:00.000 Doomed in America.

01:23:03.000 She bought the lie, hook, line, and sinker. 0.97

01:23:05.000 I could wit!

01:23:06.000 I could wit!

01:23:08.000 You know what's crazy?

01:23:08.000 They're coming to Miami looking for a fresh start, but they don't know this is the trapper because no nigga would take you seriously that.

01:23:14.000 Yeah, like, bro...

01:23:15.000 And if they do, you don't want them anyway. 0.98

01:23:16.000 You came to the worst city to try to find a serious relationship, you dummy. 1.00

01:23:20.000 You should have stayed your ass in cold-ass Chicago in the Windy City. 1.00

01:23:23.000 Maybe somebody would have blew a guy your way or some shit. 1.00

01:23:25.000 Like, bro, what the fuck, man? 1.00

01:23:26.000 These girls are dumb, man. 1.00

01:23:27.000 You got a better option over there than here. 1.00

01:23:29.000 I generally think sometimes I should start a Big Brother service. 1.00

01:23:33.000 And I should just consult with women exclusively and tell them how dumb they are. 1.00

01:23:38.000 Look, you're fucking 31. 1.00

01:23:40.000 Just take the guy that you have in a friend zone right now that likes you. 0.99

01:23:43.000 Just get with him.

01:23:44.000 Because you ain't going to do much better, baby.

01:23:45.000 That's a good idea, actually.

01:23:46.000 You're going to lose hair again, Myron.

01:23:47.000 Don't do it.

01:23:48.000 You're going to lose hair again, Myron.

01:23:50.000 Call it the Myron Gaines Big Brother service. 1.00

01:23:52.000 I'm going to give you real-life good advice to help you find a fucking dude. 1.00

01:23:57.000 Because your girlfriends, your fucking... 1.00

01:23:59.000 Your girlfriends... 1.00

01:24:02.000 The people around you, society, Beyonce, Rihanna, they fucking lied to you. 1.00

01:24:06.000 You saw what Rihanna posted today? 0.99

01:24:08.000 Y'all saw that? 1.00

01:24:09.000 Yo, she posted some dumb shit about, um, at least my panties match my shoes. 1.00

01:24:14.000 What? 1.00

01:24:16.000 Yeah!

01:24:16.000 I'm confused.

01:24:18.000 Bro!

01:24:20.000 Here, I'll find it.

01:24:21.000 I got you.

01:24:21.000 What's on my ex?

01:24:24.000 These are the women that are leading our women, bro.

01:24:27.000 These are the women that are highly influential. 1.00

01:24:29.000 If you look at every influential chick, Cardi B, Rihanna, Sexy Red, etc.

01:24:34.000 Meg Thee Stallion, Kim Kardashian, etc.

01:24:37.000 What are they? 0.93

01:24:38.000 Brainless thoughts.

01:24:40.000 Don't tell them the truth.

01:24:42.000 Hey, find a guy while you're still young and beautiful.

01:24:45.000 Find a guy that is, you know, good to you, treats you well.

01:24:49.000 He might be boring, but you know what?

01:24:51.000 He's gonna be able to provide you long-term security and he'll be a good father. 1.00

01:24:53.000 Don't go for the guys that have tattoos that are assholes and fuck a bunch of girls. 1.00

01:24:57.000 Find a guy that is pleasant and nice and comes from a good family. 1.00

01:25:02.000 They don't tell them this shit. 1.00

01:25:03.000 What do they tell them? 1.00

01:25:04.000 Oh, I need a nigga with money. 1.00

01:25:06.000 Oh, chains. 1.00

01:25:07.000 Oh, fuck it. 1.00

01:25:07.000 And then they wonder why they're fucking crying at 32 years old. 1.00

01:25:10.000 It's sad because at that point of getting what they don't want to hear... 0.98

01:25:15.000 Like, for example, let's say you did a service, right?

01:25:17.000 Drink a coffee, by the way.

01:25:18.000 1775 coffee.

01:25:19.000 Shout out to y'all ninjas.

01:25:19.000 They don't want to hear the truth, though.

01:25:21.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:25:21.000 They don't want to hear it.

01:25:23.000 They'll be like, oh, you know, I'm good.

01:25:25.000 Or like, yeah, nah, I got some things going on.

01:25:27.000 They don't want to hear the truth.

01:25:28.000 They don't hear it at all, but... 0.99

01:25:30.000 If girls listen to me, bro, I will single-handedly fix all these fucking relationship issues that we got in America today. 1.00

01:25:36.000 It goes, okay. 0.99

01:25:37.000 She goes, since I... Oh, there we go.

01:25:40.000 Since I clearly won't be...

01:25:41.000 This is the Rihanna. 0.56

01:25:42.000 She goes, since I clearly won't be achieving my six-pack until next summer, I switch my summer goal to matching my shoes to my panties.

01:25:48.000 And then she goes around walking in New York and she lifts her skirt up. 0.88

01:25:52.000 You guys can show it on mics if you guys want.

01:25:54.000 I'm so confused.

01:25:55.000 Bro, these are the women that are leading on with me. 1.00

01:26:00.000 I'm just confused with everything that Tweet just said, bro.

01:26:03.000 What is going on, bro?

01:26:04.000 Pull up all my bills on the side if you don't mind.

01:26:07.000 I can send you the link if it's easier.

01:26:09.000 I'll telegram it to you right now.

01:26:11.000 Alright, keep going to react to the video.

01:26:14.000 Is Chris ready or no?

01:26:15.000 I don't know.

01:26:16.000 What up?

01:26:17.000 Oh.

01:26:18.000 Ready?

01:26:18.000 Alright.

01:26:20.000 Um...

01:26:21.000 In ten minutes, yeah.

01:26:22.000 Ten minutes?

01:26:22.000 Okay.

01:26:23.000 We'll keep going with the reaction.

01:26:24.000 And then we'll just...

01:26:26.000 We have 11 girls coming. 0.96

01:26:28.000 All right.

01:26:29.000 What do you mean house?

01:26:30.000 I'm going to get married and give you everything.

01:26:31.000 I'm just not going to sign the paper.

01:26:32.000 I feel like marriage nowadays is a business decision.

01:26:34.000 A piece of paper is not going to validate how much I love you or not.

01:26:37.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:26:38.000 You got to bust inside, though.

01:26:39.000 You got to bust inside.

01:26:40.000 I want to tell her why she might say that, but I don't want to be me, but it's a joke.

01:26:43.000 You're probably positive because you need your papers.

01:26:47.000 I'll tell you the joke before I say it.

01:26:49.000 You're beautiful, baby.

01:26:50.000 Why is that a no for you, Alfred?

01:26:52.000 I mean, it's not because I want to have official marriage, a more conservative kind of girl.

01:26:55.000 So for me, official has to be on the paper.

01:26:57.000 And a guy, he's like, oh, why would I have it on the paper?

01:26:59.000 Because it doesn't make any difference. 0.99

01:27:00.000 You're conservative now because you understand that you fucked up. 1.00

01:27:04.000 Thank you. 1.00

01:27:06.000 That's what it is.

01:27:06.000 After so long.

01:27:07.000 After so long. 1.00

01:27:08.000 You're conservative now because you realize that you fucked up. 0.99

01:27:12.000 Because, I'll tell you guys this, I promise you, 10 years ago, Woo! 1.00

01:27:16.000 Liberal!

01:27:16.000 Fan power!

01:27:17.000 Yes, I am free!

01:27:18.000 From my country, I can get any man I want, yes!

01:27:21.000 Spain, Ibiza, Dubai, everywhere.

01:27:25.000 She was a conservative 10 years ago, I promise you that.

01:27:27.000 I promise you that, bro. 1.00

01:27:29.000 Fucking, bro. 1.00

01:27:30.000 I think she's Russian, I think, if I'm correct. 1.00

01:27:32.000 Is that what it is?

01:27:32.000 I think she is, yeah.

01:27:35.000 Where Al Putwin, man?

01:27:36.000 If it doesn't make any difference, why wouldn't you make a paper?

01:27:39.000 That's the business side of it that the government makes you do.

01:27:42.000 When, when, let me, let me, yeah, leave you.

01:27:45.000 Give me all your money.

01:27:45.000 See what I'm saying?

01:27:46.000 And this is why I don't want to sign that paper. 1.00

01:27:48.000 Give me all your shit. 1.00

01:27:49.000 They want half. 1.00

01:27:50.000 Most girls want your money. 1.00

01:27:51.000 And I've seen that.

01:27:52.000 It's a business decision.

01:27:53.000 What does a piece of paper validate?

01:27:54.000 That validates my love for you?

01:27:56.000 I should be treating you.

01:27:58.000 I should be treating you like my wife.

01:27:59.000 You do everything.

01:28:00.000 What I'll tell y'all niggas about Eastern European women. 1.00

01:28:03.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:28:03.000 I fucking called it. 0.99

01:28:04.000 I didn't watch this show. 0.99

01:28:05.000 I told you guys you're gonna have to make some money etc.

01:28:07.000 Look at her.

01:28:07.000 I need the contract We believe in America first, for her is money first.

01:28:11.000 Facts.

01:28:12.000 Keeping it real.

01:28:13.000 Yeah.

01:28:13.000 Yeah, pull up my tweet real quick.

01:28:17.000 So yo, this shit came out... 0.99

01:28:19.000 And I'm sorry, bro. 1.00

01:28:20.000 This is L for Barbados, bro.

01:28:24.000 Nah, bro.

01:28:24.000 Barbados don't talk.

01:28:25.000 Nigga, this is L for Barbados. 1.00

01:28:27.000 Pull up this suite real quick.

01:28:28.000 Shout out to Rihanna. 1.00

01:28:28.000 She's cool. 1.00

01:28:29.000 Yo, okay.

01:28:29.000 Wait.

01:28:29.000 Nigga.

01:28:30.000 This is L, Rihanna. 0.85

01:28:32.000 I like her, man.

01:28:32.000 I call her Liana right now.

01:28:34.000 Since I clearly won't be achieving my six-pack till next summer, I switch my summer goal to matching my shoes to my panties.

01:28:40.000 Roll the clip. 1.00

01:28:41.000 This is fucking ridiculous, bro What I have to take a fresh quote She got no ass! 1.00

01:29:13.000 Hey man! 1.00

01:29:15.000 Hey man, I saw something there.

01:29:17.000 We got Bears First Nation right now.

01:29:20.000 I gotta protect Barbados here.

01:29:22.000 Listen, I don't know what this is, man.

01:29:24.000 I can't even defend that.

01:29:25.000 I don't know what that is.

01:29:26.000 But we stand tall, man.

01:29:27.000 Barbados on the back, man.

01:29:29.000 Hey man. 1.00

01:29:30.000 Rihanna need to do some goddamn squats, man. 1.00

01:29:34.000 She need to run that gym tonight. 1.00

01:29:36.000 She's on bread, you're an asshole! 1.00

01:29:38.000 Bro, what the fuck is that, bro? 1.00

01:29:40.000 She's on bread. 1.00

01:29:41.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:29:43.000 You know, besides this video, she didn't lock for Barbados on the map, so I can't argue with that, bro. 0.98

01:29:47.000 Alright, that's fine, bro, but this is out for your country, nigga. 1.00

01:29:49.000 What the hell is this shit, man? 1.00

01:29:53.000 Hey, man, move the screen, nigga! 1.00

01:29:54.000 Bro. 0.94

01:29:55.000 Fresh, get your cousin, bro.

01:29:57.000 Hey, man, let's move on, man.

01:29:58.000 Get your cousin, Fresh. 1.00

01:29:59.000 Fresh need an umbrella right now. 0.97

01:30:00.000 God!

01:30:02.000 You're not funny.

01:30:03.000 When the sun shine, I'll shine together.

01:30:05.000 Told you I'll be here forever.

01:30:08.000 Then I'll always be your friend.

01:30:10.000 Sticking out to that to the end.

01:30:12.000 That's fresh right now.

01:30:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:30:16.000 Now that it's raining more than ever, know that we'll stand at each other.

01:30:21.000 You can stand under my umbrella.

01:30:23.000 You can stand under my umbrella. 1.00

01:30:26.000 Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh, go to the fucking gym, you dumbass bitch, eh, eh, eh, eh. 1.00

01:30:35.000 I just told you that when it rains, you can want an umbrella too when it rains. 1.00

01:30:42.000 It gets raining right now.

01:30:43.000 Okay.

01:30:44.000 Okay.

01:30:45.000 He's like that Spider-Man meme.

01:30:48.000 Like, he just tried to protect me out.

01:30:50.000 I know.

01:30:50.000 I just feel bad for ASAP, man.

01:30:53.000 That's out for him, bro. 0.96

01:30:54.000 She's kind of crazy, bro. 1.00

01:30:55.000 Nigga, that's her wife. 1.00

01:30:56.000 The fuck she doing prancing around New York with a shoulder ass and shit, bro. 1.00

01:31:01.000 Like, come on, man. 1.00

01:31:01.000 Why would you do that? 1.00

01:31:02.000 This is a married woman, Yeah. 1.00

01:31:05.000 Come on, man!

01:31:07.000 Are they?

01:31:08.000 I mean, I don't think...

01:31:09.000 Wait, are they?

01:31:09.000 I think they stuff kids together.

01:31:12.000 This is still a L, though.

01:31:13.000 Yeah, I mean, bro, I don't know what that is.

01:31:15.000 I can't even defend that.

01:31:17.000 I'm defending her as a person, but not that.

01:31:19.000 Anyhow, let's move on, man.

01:31:21.000 Can't even move past that.

01:31:23.000 I should be treating you like my wife before I put that ring on your finger. 1.00

01:31:25.000 Plus, without the ring, you have the power.

01:31:27.000 She's like your slave. 1.00

01:31:28.000 She comes to you.

01:31:30.000 If you give her the power, that's like 50-50.

01:31:31.000 What is 50-50?

01:31:35.000 So with the paper, someone made a song.

01:31:39.000 You know that song?

01:31:40.000 Someone made a song about what?

01:31:42.000 Anything signed for papers?

01:31:43.000 I don't know.

01:31:44.000 I don't know the song.

01:31:44.000 She a gold digger.

01:31:45.000 Oh, yeah? 0.73

01:31:46.000 Do you often have a particular sex? 0.99

01:31:51.000 Hell yeah! 0.97

01:31:53.000 We done?

01:31:53.000 No.

01:31:54.000 What?

01:31:55.000 What? 1.00

01:31:55.000 Shit! 1.00

01:31:56.000 Damn! 1.00

01:31:57.000 What about me that makes you look like I have a particular sex? 1.00

01:32:02.000 - Hell yeah. 0.98

01:32:03.000 - I first meet them?

01:32:04.000 - Yeah, 'cause you look like that.

01:32:05.000 - Whoa! - Shit! 1.00

01:32:07.000 - Damn! - What about me that makes you look like I have unprotected sex? - I am a nasty nigga though, but. 1.00

01:32:14.000 - I am a nasty nigga though, but. 1.00

01:32:16.000 - You like it? - That is not protected sex. 1.00

01:32:19.000 He's like, what's a condo?

01:32:20.000 - Give you a ring, the ceremony and all that.

01:32:23.000 For the woman.

01:32:24.000 To make you happy.

01:32:25.000 To me, a ring and nothing don't mean nothing.

01:32:27.000 Y'all do the ring and all that stuff for society.

01:32:29.000 Y'all not doing it for yourselves.

01:32:30.000 If you're really for yourself and you're really just worried about getting married, you would go to the courthouse and just sign the paper.

01:32:34.000 But most of y'all want the ring, the wedding, the dress. 0.99

01:32:36.000 Y'all want to go through all that extra bullshit. 1.00

01:32:38.000 It's for the woman. 1.00

01:32:38.000 That's a woman's special day. 1.00

01:32:39.000 No one cares about the man.

01:32:41.000 That's the only reason I'm giving to you.

01:32:43.000 What holiday every day?

01:32:44.000 When is it the man's special day?

01:32:45.000 Father's Day is not even the 19th most best holiday.

01:32:48.000 Remember this, man.

01:32:50.000 Most women want to get married, but they don't want to be wives. 1.00

01:32:53.000 Just remember that shit, man. 1.00

01:32:54.000 That's the cold hard reality that you guys need to remember when you're going ahead and dating a lot of these chicks, bro. 1.00

01:32:59.000 They just want to get married.

01:33:00.000 They don't want to be wives. 1.00

01:33:02.000 So in Miami, I'm the good fresh, he's the bad fresh, and that nigga can be getting hoes. 1.00

01:33:06.000 But we can move to the guy section.

01:33:08.000 You do too.

01:33:09.000 Huh?

01:33:10.000 Nah, I don't get no girls, man. 1.00

01:33:13.000 Let's move to the guy section. 0.98

01:33:14.000 Nigga lied to us. 1.00

01:33:15.000 The guy's part of it. 0.93

01:33:16.000 Nigga lied to us. 1.00

01:33:17.000 On the video.

01:33:18.000 And then...

01:33:19.000 Oh, well...

01:33:20.000 Do you want to see one more?

01:33:21.000 I want Mara to see this one.

01:33:23.000 Okay, cool.

01:33:24.000 Yeah, go ahead.

01:33:24.000 Oh, Dewan.

01:33:27.000 Oh yeah!

01:33:28.000 Whatever y'all wanna show me.

01:33:29.000 Play the one.

01:33:30.000 Play the one's part.

01:33:31.000 Yeah, yeah, whatever y'all wanna show me.

01:33:32.000 Go ahead.

01:33:33.000 That name be gettin' hoes. 1.00

01:33:34.000 Shit. 1.00

01:33:36.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:33:38.000 Guys, I tell you guys all the time, one of the best ways to get girls, like, if you're a guy, like, and you're, like, your status isn't there, your money isn't up or whatever, one of the best ways to get chicks is be a promoter, bro.

01:33:46.000 It's literally easy, Moe, bro.

01:33:48.000 Because you have an implied status just off of what you do.

01:33:51.000 Yo, her face already said it all. 0.96

01:33:54.000 What the hell? 0.99

01:33:54.000 Who's this random chick? 0.99

01:33:56.000 Nigga, in the orange. 1.00

01:33:59.000 Oh, she came in later. 1.00

01:34:00.000 Oh, yeah, she came in later. 1.00

01:34:01.000 Yeah, so we added more girls as time passed because it was almost like if, like, remember, when we get picked, you leave the actual, like, you know, picking.

01:34:09.000 Oh, okay, okay.

01:34:10.000 Yeah, so we added more girls. 1.00

01:34:10.000 Alright, alright. 1.00

01:34:11.000 Okay. 1.00

01:34:12.000 This is the first I've seen this shit, man. 0.99

01:34:15.000 I purposely didn't watch this, guys, so I could give y'all, like, a raw reaction. 0.99

01:34:19.000 We are not.

01:34:21.000 We're going to donate to the party.

01:34:22.000 You guys have to break the law too.

01:34:23.000 You can grab the boys.

01:34:24.000 No, we're not.

01:34:27.000 Our next guy coming out.

01:34:30.000 Give us your name, age, we do for a living. 1.00

01:34:34.000 Oh shit. 0.99

01:34:35.000 Hey Adam, what's your name? 1.00

01:34:36.000 What the fuck? 1.00

01:34:38.000 Bro, I knew that was off rip, bro. 1.00

01:34:50.000 Nigga comes in. 1.00

01:34:51.000 This nigga looks like your uncle that shows up at the reunion party. 1.00

01:34:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.95

01:34:54.000 Like, that's a wrap. 0.95

01:34:55.000 Uncle Eddie!

01:34:56.000 Comes in with the blue polo.

01:34:58.000 Right?

01:34:58.000 The standardized blue polo.

01:35:00.000 Fucked up hair.

01:35:01.000 No hair. 0.99

01:35:02.000 Like, yo, look.

01:35:03.000 Guys.

01:35:04.000 Be very honest here.

01:35:05.000 You niggas gotta pick one, bro. 1.00

01:35:07.000 You're either gonna A, grow bald, or you're gonna fucking bring your hair back with some fucking, like, with some Rogate or a fucking hair transplant or something. 0.99

01:35:14.000 But yo, I'm telling y'all, man, your hair, you gotta pick one. 1.00

01:35:17.000 If you're starting to bald, you just gotta shave that shit off, bro. 0.99

01:35:20.000 I'm telling y'all, you gotta just shave it off. 1.00

01:35:21.000 Like, this dude right here, he's hanging out for dear life. 1.00

01:35:23.000 That shit makes you look crazy, bro. 1.00

01:35:25.000 You gotta either bite the bullet and do the transplant, do the transplant, or... 1.00

01:35:30.000 There's no in-between.

01:35:31.000 There's no in-between, bro.

01:35:32.000 Nope. 1.00

01:35:32.000 Because if you do this shit... 1.00

01:35:34.000 You're done. 1.00

01:35:35.000 You're fucking done, bro. 1.00

01:35:36.000 You're done. 1.00

01:35:37.000 Literally.

01:35:38.000 You're automatically done, so...

01:35:39.000 I'm not mine, so I'm brushing this.

01:35:40.000 You're getting mine, we'll start brushing this.

01:35:41.000 I'm not brushing this.

01:35:43.000 Alright, let's keep going. 1.00

01:35:45.000 Bro, that's why your shit look like trash, man. 1.00

01:35:49.000 Fresh. 1.00

01:35:49.000 Listen to his response though. 1.00

01:36:01.000 And he's fat too, bro. 0.89

01:36:02.000 Listen to his response, though. 1.00

01:36:04.000 Just fucking hilarious. 0.97

01:36:05.000 Alright. 0.92

01:36:09.000 So, my name's Hector Garcia.

01:36:16.000 I'm 35 years old.

01:36:17.000 Wait, hold on, sorry.

01:36:18.000 I didn't hear you.

01:36:21.000 I'm glad that she said that.

01:36:25.000 You look 60.

01:36:26.000 Why?

01:36:26.000 Because of his hair.

01:36:27.000 He looks significantly older than he really is, guys, because of his hair. 1.00

01:36:31.000 Bro, I'm telling y'all, man, either go bald or do the fucking transplant, man. 0.99

01:36:35.000 Yeah, you thought he was older too, right? 1.00

01:36:38.000 Guys, when your hair's fucked up, it ages you. 0.99

01:36:41.000 Is it 35? 0.99

01:36:42.000 Yeah.

01:36:43.000 How old are you again?

01:36:43.000 Yeah.

01:36:44.000 I was shocked, bro.

01:36:45.000 Roberto's 42, bro.

01:36:46.000 Look, man.

01:36:47.000 Guys, like...

01:36:48.000 I was shocked, bro.

01:36:49.000 Yeah, bro. 1.00

01:36:49.000 You gotta fucking take care of that shit, man. 1.00

01:36:51.000 You can't be out here going bald and shit like that. 1.00

01:36:54.000 You just gotta shave it off or do the transplant. 1.00

01:36:57.000 Pick one, guys.

01:36:58.000 Roberto looks much younger, bro.

01:37:00.000 I'm 42.

01:37:01.000 He's a little older than me.

01:37:02.000 Yeah.

01:37:02.000 That's facts.

01:37:06.000 I run a marketing agency for Fortune 500 companies. 1.00

01:37:08.000 Oh, damn! 1.00

01:37:12.000 You got money! 1.00

01:37:15.000 You got money so well, we still don't like you!

01:37:19.000 Okay, so we got one balloon left.

01:37:24.000 I guess we'll start here.

01:37:24.000 Why don't you pop your balloon?

01:37:25.000 I think he's a little bit older than me.

01:37:28.000 Yeah, I thought he was older than what he said.

01:37:31.000 Say it with your chest, guys.

01:37:32.000 We can hear you.

01:37:33.000 Okay.

01:37:33.000 Fair enough.

01:37:36.000 Not my type.

01:37:38.000 Look at this.

01:37:39.000 All the gold figures saying they're not into it.

01:37:41.000 Like, come on.

01:37:41.000 If you're pulling out of a Lamborghini...

01:37:43.000 I'm just joking. 1.00

01:37:44.000 You can buy me some tits, though. 1.00

01:37:45.000 I'm just joking. 1.00

01:37:46.000 I'll take some tits. 1.00

01:37:47.000 I'll give you some for some tits. 1.00

01:37:48.000 He's got a Bentley, ladies. 0.99

01:37:50.000 He drives a Bentley.

01:37:50.000 You guys drive a skateboard.

01:37:51.000 How the fuck do you not like this? 0.99

01:37:52.000 Come on, man. 1.00

01:37:57.000 This is to the comment that people say, oh, you got money in Miami, you're going to get girls automatically. 0.87

01:38:02.000 It's not true.

01:38:03.000 No, no, no.

01:38:04.000 Anywhere in the world doesn't mean you can't get girls. 0.69

01:38:05.000 A lot of dudes have money here. 1.00

01:38:06.000 It just means that you have access to more fun, but it doesn't mean girls don't like you. 0.97

01:38:10.000 Because if you don't look the part, they'll fucking regardless. 0.98

01:38:13.000 Bro, look. 0.99

01:38:14.000 This is what money does for you guys, right?

01:38:16.000 Let's say you got some money.

01:38:18.000 It gives you a few extra seconds to display your value.

01:38:23.000 That's what it does.

01:38:24.000 Like you got a Lamborghini or whatever it may be, it buys you an extra five seconds of an opportunity to increase your sexual market value to the girl.

01:38:32.000 That's what it does a lot of the times.

01:38:33.000 It gives you a way in. 1.00

01:38:35.000 But if you're a dork, you're a dork. 0.99

01:38:36.000 Which is why so many rich guys, by the way, FYI here in Miami. 0.99

01:38:39.000 You know what most rich guys do here?

01:38:40.000 Just pay for bucks.

01:38:42.000 They just pay for box, bro.

01:38:44.000 And 99% of the rich niggas here are fresh knows all of them. 1.00

01:38:46.000 They all pay for box. 0.98

01:38:49.000 We're the only dummies that don't do it in Miami.

01:38:51.000 And also, here are competitions fierce.

01:38:53.000 You got celebrities, soccer players, football players.

01:38:56.000 It's the only way you get around it a lot of times. 0.99

01:38:57.000 Like, just because you got money don't mean you can't shit. 0.99

01:38:58.000 Yeah, so that's why a lot of niggas just pay. 1.00

01:39:00.000 Yeah. 0.98

01:39:00.000 They just look at it like, bro, I can't be fucking bothered. 0.98

01:39:02.000 Like, every dude I'm telling y'all, man. 0.91

01:39:04.000 I mean, I get it.

01:39:05.000 I get it.

01:39:05.000 These rappers, these influencers, like, these dudes that got money, etc., They're all paying for box, bro.

01:39:11.000 Yeah.

01:39:11.000 Telling y'all, man.

01:39:12.000 Especially in Miami.

01:39:13.000 Especially here.

01:39:14.000 Why do you guys think like...

01:39:15.000 Do you guys notice these random memos that are unemployed?

01:39:18.000 How do you think they can stay unemployed?

01:39:19.000 Somebody's paying.

01:39:21.000 Paying those bills.

01:39:23.000 They got sponsors.

01:39:24.000 Go ahead.

01:39:25.000 Go ahead.

01:39:30.000 My boyfriend's probably watching. 1.00

01:39:31.000 This is so stupid, man. 1.00

01:39:33.000 This is their guy. 1.00

01:39:34.000 You got a boyfriend?

01:39:38.000 What would he do if he sees the show?

01:39:41.000 I thought that was really harsh that they popped it before you said anything, but also the same thing.

01:39:46.000 Do we have any balloons?

01:39:48.000 No, nobody cares about what you want to say.

01:39:50.000 This man's first First off, all of y'all ladies, you look beautiful tonight, but y'all being a little too nice. 0.99

01:39:57.000 His first reaction to us popping the blooms was bitches. 1.00

01:40:00.000 Sir. 0.99

01:40:02.000 You're not physically...

01:40:04.000 Pause.

01:40:05.000 Yo, at least he has his real hair on his head. 1.00

01:40:10.000 Fuckin' girl, bro. 1.00

01:40:11.000 Yo, that's true, that's true. 1.00

01:40:14.000 Fuckin' Shaniqua's always got the most to say, bro. 1.00

01:40:16.000 Shit's annoying. 1.00

01:40:17.000 She got the receipt. 1.00

01:40:18.000 All right, let's keep going, man. 1.00

01:40:19.000 This bitch hair is on fire and she over here talking shit, man. 1.00

01:40:21.000 She got the receipt. 1.00

01:40:24.000 Be attractive.

01:40:24.000 Your upper body doesn't match your lower body.

01:40:26.000 I can tell you're not packing. 1.00

01:40:28.000 I wanna fuck. 1.00

01:40:28.000 I don't. 1.00

01:40:29.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:40:30.000 It does.

01:40:31.000 It does.

01:40:33.000 We're here.

01:40:34.000 What'd he say?

01:40:35.000 I'm physically attractive.

01:40:37.000 Your upper body doesn't match your lower body.

01:40:38.000 I can tell you're not packing.

01:40:40.000 I guarantee you're your top head.

01:40:41.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:40:43.000 Hey, guys. 0.98

01:41:04.000 You know why this nigga don't care? 1.00

01:41:05.000 Because he be paying for box.

01:41:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:41:07.000 He does, right?

01:41:08.000 Hold on.

01:41:09.000 I don't know that, but guys that have money and a little bit of, like, I want to say, status in Miami, they typically just go to a strip club and pay for box.

01:41:18.000 Yeah.

01:41:18.000 So they don't care what girls think about.

01:41:20.000 That's why you said bitches, because he's like, man, you know what I'm talking about? 1.00

01:41:21.000 Girls that look like y'all bitches, man. 1.00

01:41:23.000 Get the fuck out of here, bro. 1.00

01:41:25.000 They're confident, too, and a little bit delusional in a way, but to them, it's like, I can just pay for it. 1.00

01:41:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:41:32.000 It's funny, though. 1.00

01:41:32.000 A nigga cut the bitches. 1.00

01:41:35.000 Bro, because he be getting girls like that, but he be paying for it. 1.00

01:41:38.000 Like, bro, I fuck matter bitches to all y'all hoops. 1.00

01:41:40.000 That's how he looks at it. 1.00

01:41:41.000 Put it to the one after this real quick. 1.00

01:41:43.000 Shit's fucking funny, man. 1.00

01:41:44.000 Yeah, it's hilarious, bro. 1.00

01:41:46.000 I'm telling you, bro, you'll like it, bro.

01:41:47.000 I'm telling you, you'll like it. 0.99

01:41:47.000 It's funny as fuck. 0.99

01:41:48.000 No, I mean... 0.99

01:41:49.000 I would have lost my mind being there in person.

01:41:51.000 I know, bro.

01:41:52.000 That's funny.

01:41:53.000 Oh, yeah.

01:41:55.000 Tyrone.

01:41:55.000 Tyrone, yeah.

01:41:57.000 Watch this one in real time.

01:42:00.000 RP Truth.

01:42:01.000 Alright.

01:42:04.000 Here we go.

01:42:04.000 It's perfect. - We got my boy in the building. - Jake, Jake, Jake.

01:42:12.000 - Pop, pop, pop. - Wait, wait, wait. - Wait, stop the show. - Do you pop that right away?

01:42:19.000 Notice how this dumbass bitch is salty and wants them all to be salty for this guy. 1.00

01:42:24.000 Okay. 1.00

01:42:25.000 Because obviously she knows him, right?

01:42:27.000 Okay.

01:42:27.000 But watch what happens in this one interaction.

01:42:29.000 I didn't even catch her pop it, yeah.

01:42:30.000 So she wants them to pop all their balloons, but you're going to see why in like a minute.

01:42:35.000 All right.

01:42:36.000 Got my boy in the building.

01:42:37.000 I think I see what's going on here.

01:42:51.000 There you go.

01:42:52.000 It's come on brother time.

01:42:58.000 Age, read it for a living.

01:42:59.000 Dewan, Age, N.A. So I do concierge and I do the clubs out here.

01:43:06.000 So I do the VIP tables there.

01:43:07.000 Alright, so I'll hook you up with the VIP table.

01:43:09.000 This guy looks like you. 1.00

01:43:10.000 Men, you guys, don't ever be ashamed to give your fucking age, bro. 1.00

01:43:13.000 We are not women. 1.00

01:43:15.000 Okay?

01:43:16.000 Your sexual market value is not contingent upon your age whatsoever. 1.00

01:43:19.000 So be proud to give your fucking age. 1.00

01:43:20.000 Matter of fact, you got some grays in your hair, you want to fucking leave it out for a bit. 1.00

01:43:23.000 Sometimes I leave it out, sometimes I fucking dye it, whatever it may be. 1.00

01:43:26.000 Be proud of your fucking age, man. 0.99

01:43:28.000 Especially if you take care of yourself, you got good skin, you go to the gym, etc. 1.00

01:43:31.000 Bro, fucking, yeah. 1.00

01:43:33.000 I'm 40. 1.00

01:43:34.000 Damn, you look up for your age. 1.00

01:43:35.000 Yeah, bitch, I know. 1.00

01:43:36.000 Because I fucking go to the gym and I fucking eat fruits and I'm not a fucking loser like you drinking booze every week. 1.00

01:43:40.000 Alright, let's keep on. 1.00

01:43:41.000 Damn. 1.00

01:43:43.000 Fuck the shit out of all of them, bro. 1.00

01:43:45.000 You look like, what was that for? 1.00

01:43:47.000 Jason Love!

01:43:47.000 That's Jason Love!

01:43:49.000 That's crazy.

01:43:51.000 That's crazy, right? 0.83

01:43:52.000 Okay, got the good-ass white teeth.

01:43:54.000 These girls like him.

01:43:55.000 Look at that.

01:43:56.000 They're all condensating right now.

01:43:57.000 Look at that.

01:43:57.000 And are you looking for something serious right now?

01:43:59.000 It depends.

01:44:00.000 If it comes, it comes.

01:44:01.000 I'm not a person searching for something.

01:44:02.000 Give us two red flags.

01:44:07.000 He's better looking than all of the girls. 1.00

01:44:09.000 Are you sure you have steaks?

01:44:10.000 You have steaks.

01:44:12.000 It's a red flag. 0.99

01:44:12.000 What's your sound fucking bad? 0.99

01:44:14.000 R&J. 0.99

01:44:15.000 An argument type of person.

01:44:17.000 Red flag.

01:44:17.000 Okay.

01:44:18.000 It's a bad argument. 1.00

01:44:18.000 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:44:19.000 Can't be a steaking ass. 1.00

01:44:20.000 Okay. 1.00

01:44:20.000 So you got to ask a question to ladies. 1.00

01:44:23.000 You'll get them a little bit better.

01:44:24.000 Okay.

01:44:24.000 So let's go one by one.

01:44:26.000 Left or right.

01:44:27.000 I want to know your preferences.

01:44:28.000 Amen.

01:44:28.000 Okay.

01:44:29.000 Go ahead.

01:44:29.000 What do you mean?

01:44:30.000 Like as far as appearance?

01:44:31.000 What you like?

01:44:31.000 Overall.

01:44:32.000 Give us two things. 1.00

01:44:33.000 Don't be doing her shit. 1.00

01:44:34.000 Come on, start. 1.00

01:44:35.000 Let's go.

01:44:35.000 She's blushing.

01:44:36.000 Give it all your shit. 1.00

01:44:37.000 No, she's gay. 1.00

01:44:38.000 PBC. PBC. PBC. 0.95

01:44:41.000 Look at her.

01:44:42.000 You're talking to me.

01:44:43.000 Come on, right here.

01:44:43.000 I'm sorry.

01:44:44.000 Get you, man.

01:44:45.000 Come on.

01:44:45.000 Do you remember at the beginning?

01:44:47.000 That's a weird reaction to give.

01:44:48.000 There's some history here.

01:44:49.000 She wanted to pop everyone's balloon. 0.67

01:44:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:44:52.000 Except hers.

01:44:52.000 Not because...

01:44:52.000 Exactly.

01:44:53.000 She wanted her balloon only to be there. 0.97

01:44:55.000 Ah.

01:44:55.000 It wasn't because she was, like, trying to...

01:44:56.000 It's because she wants... 1.00

01:44:57.000 Female nature, guys. 0.99

01:44:58.000 Yeah.

01:44:58.000 There you go.

01:44:59.000 Get your man, girl. 1.00

01:45:01.000 Get him.

01:45:02.000 So, like...

01:45:02.000 He's got to go, bro.

01:45:03.000 He's going to fuck all of them. 1.00

01:45:04.000 He's got to go. 1.00

01:45:04.000 Okay. 1.00

01:45:05.000 Get your man, girl. 1.00

01:45:06.000 Wait, hold on.

01:45:06.000 Why'd you pop?

01:45:07.000 Yeah, but I can just tell that she's interested in him, and I'm not really that interested She don't want to compete.

01:45:13.000 Yeah, okay.

01:45:13.000 Look, here we go.

01:45:14.000 Guys, you guys are literally getting like a fucking... 1.00

01:45:16.000 There's so many RP trues in this shit. 1.00

01:45:17.000 I'm telling you, bro. 1.00

01:45:18.000 All right.

01:45:18.000 Keep going.

01:45:19.000 Okay, so here's the thing.

01:45:20.000 Let me tell you.

01:45:22.000 And I'm speaking to her as a lady.

01:45:25.000 You popped your boom because you feel like I'm interested in him.

01:45:27.000 What me being interested in him got to do with you?

01:45:28.000 You got to have confidence as a woman. 1.00

01:45:33.000 Because you're a ratchet bitch and she don't want to fight you? 1.00

01:45:39.000 That's the real reason. 1.00

01:45:40.000 She's not going to say that, but you're a ratchet bitch and she want to fight you. 1.00

01:45:43.000 She's like, hell no. 1.00

01:45:43.000 You can have that nigga, bro. 1.00

01:45:45.000 I'm cool off of this. 0.93

01:45:45.000 I don't like him that much. 0.93

01:45:47.000 I'm good, man.

01:45:48.000 Have him. 1.00

01:45:49.000 Fucking hair hat a hooligan, man. 1.00

01:45:50.000 All right, let's keep going. 1.00

01:45:51.000 Damn, Myron. 1.00

01:45:53.000 That's the truth. 1.00

01:45:54.000 He ain't lying, though. 0.87

01:45:56.000 She's like, I'm not going to fight over this nigga, bro. 1.00

01:45:58.000 Like, nah, hell no. 0.68

01:45:58.000 Play the clip, please. 0.68

01:45:59.000 Just because I think he handsome, that don't mean I want to fuck him or anything. 0.98

01:46:03.000 I can just think he handsome, but you think I'm interested. 0.99

01:46:05.000 You're over there trying to have a conversation with him.

01:46:06.000 The fact that I'm not trying to.

01:46:07.000 I am.

01:46:08.000 There's a difference.

01:46:08.000 I ain't trying.

01:46:09.000 I don't try.

01:46:10.000 If I want him, I can have him.

01:46:11.000 Notice how she's arguing with the girl there. 0.97

01:46:16.000 Imagine living with her in a house.

01:46:18.000 Bro, it's insufferable, bro.

01:46:19.000 Bro, that's scary.

01:46:20.000 It's sufferable, bro.

01:46:21.000 That's scary as hell.

01:46:22.000 Sorry.

01:46:23.000 Cause she's mad because this girl pulled her card. 1.00

01:46:25.000 Yeah.

01:46:26.000 That's scary, bro.

01:46:27.000 Yeah, because girls know girls, bro.

01:46:28.000 She keeps touching me the whole show, bro.

01:46:31.000 I'm going to tell you what happened after, but go ahead.

01:46:33.000 I guess she likes...

01:46:34.000 My preference as far as appearance, I like more so a man that is dark skinned or has melanin.

01:46:43.000 I don't really have a restriction on height, but you can't be like this or you can't be like that.

01:46:48.000 But you know, my height and up, that's fine, or whatever the case may be.

01:46:51.000 I like a gentleman.

01:46:51.000 And I like a man with them eyes, and you got them eyes.

01:46:54.000 You ain't no fuck. 1.00

01:46:55.000 All right. 1.00

01:46:56.000 Hershey, you was right.

01:46:56.000 Hershey, start chocolate.

01:46:57.000 Get your man.

01:46:58.000 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

01:46:59.000 Here.

01:46:59.000 Watch your pop.

01:47:00.000 Watch your pop.

01:47:01.000 Keep your-- Fresh asking real questions.

01:47:04.000 No comment.

01:47:05.000 Oh my god.

01:47:06.000 Oh, that means-- No, that means-- What did Starbucks say?

01:47:08.000 What did Starbucks say?

01:47:09.000 Do you want to go before me?

01:47:11.000 Dude, why are you girls nervous?

01:47:13.000 They're rattle.

01:47:14.000 I think he's a handsome guy. 1.00

01:47:30.000 I don't really care for his hair though Whoa That's a little racially motivated What the fuck That's crazy Right Zarka Yeah that is crazy She likes him the most Now we know Alright I just like men with leadership skills Like bro This bitch is 40 Fat Fake hair Tatter all over the place Ghetto as fuck And she has the fucking nerve to say I don't like his hair Bitch, at least his hair is real! 1.00

01:47:52.000 And it's his! 1.00

01:47:53.000 The fuck, man? 1.00

01:47:54.000 Alright, keep going. 1.00

01:47:55.000 It's fucking crazy, bro. 1.00

01:47:56.000 Cloud World shit, man. 1.00

01:47:58.000 I like a man that can lead, a boss type of man, you know, because I'm very much of a sort of, yeah, because I've been pretty much independent my whole life, so, you know. 1.00

01:48:08.000 Damn, never had good dick, never had good dick, that's for sure. 0.99

01:48:12.000 All right, let's hear it. 1.00

01:48:13.000 What are you, anything about him or what are you looking for in the guy?

01:48:16.000 I'm looking for a protector.

01:48:17.000 Where are you from?

01:48:19.000 You have an accent.

01:48:20.000 You're Russian? 1.00

01:48:21.000 You're Putin, what the fuck? 1.00

01:48:22.000 KGB pussy in the chat, let's go. 1.00

01:48:24.000 Let's go. 1.00

01:48:28.000 I'm looking for a protector and provider.

01:48:30.000 I'm more about conservative kind of type of family stuff, so yeah.

01:48:33.000 You want the man to lead in a traditional role?

01:48:35.000 Okay, all right.

01:48:37.000 What are you looking for?

01:48:39.000 Okay, I need a secure man, alpha man, but I don't like my man being outside because I'm not outside.

01:48:43.000 You know what's crazy about this girl? 1.00

01:48:50.000 She's very good looking, by the way. 0.91

01:48:52.000 Is she?

01:48:52.000 I saw her...

01:48:55.000 Outside after this!

01:48:56.000 Oh really?

01:48:58.000 Bro, I promise you, when it comes on a girl, she's gonna say the most nice, sincere things to appeal to the audience.

01:49:05.000 Bro, I just could tell from the way that she conveys herself that she'd be in the clubs. 1.00

01:49:10.000 Man, she was in the club for sure.

01:49:11.000 You could tell, bro.

01:49:11.000 And then I saw her again the other night.

01:49:13.000 I'm like, bro, you outside, man. 1.00

01:49:14.000 You're a fucking liar, bro. 1.00

01:49:15.000 I know your roommate. 1.00

01:49:16.000 Come on, man.

01:49:17.000 And yo, here's another thing, too.

01:49:18.000 Come on, man. 1.00

01:49:19.000 Bitch, him being outside isn't the same as you being outside. 1.00

01:49:21.000 Facts. 1.00

01:49:22.000 Get the fuck out of here, bro. 0.99

01:49:23.000 Facts. 1.00

01:49:23.000 God damn, these people are stupid. 1.00

01:49:25.000 Facts. 1.00

01:49:26.000 Like, yo, some dude on Twitter earlier today had to fuck... 0.99

01:49:28.000 You know, I'll pull up the tweet here in a second, but go ahead. 0.99

01:49:30.000 Continue.

01:49:31.000 I don't want to derail the tweet.

01:49:33.000 You're outside!

01:49:33.000 I'll send you at 11!

01:49:35.000 You gotta fool me, bro.

01:49:36.000 Okay.

01:49:36.000 Hold on.

01:49:42.000 Hold This is a perfect example of like girls thinking that men and women are equal in this blank slate equalism bullshit that a lot of these feminists believe in. 1.00

01:50:03.000 Pull up the tweet that I just pulled up, that I had real quick, because this guy tried to fucking use this shit earlier on X, and I was like, I had to just call him out, like, bro, you're a fucking loser. 1.00

01:50:12.000 And any guy, and just so y'all know, any man that has this blank slate equalism mindset, even if you're a woman watching this shit, you need to run far away. 0.99

01:50:20.000 You wanna know why? 0.98

01:50:21.000 Because when it's time for him to protect or provide for you, you know what he's gonna say?

01:50:24.000 We're equal, you pay your half, etc.

01:50:27.000 Any guy that believes in equality between the genders, you need to run away from, whether you're a man or a woman.

01:50:32.000 It's a problem. 0.98

01:50:33.000 Because he's going to look to you to also defend him at times, which is a fucking problem, alright? 0.97

01:50:38.000 Let's pull up this tweet real fast. 0.99

01:50:40.000 So, this guy says, Trump has five kids by three different women.

01:50:45.000 Imagine what Republicans would say if Kamala had five kids with three different men. 1.00

01:50:50.000 Uh, sir! 0.98

01:50:51.000 That assumes that men and women are equal, and the whole blank slate equalism fucking fallacy, which we've debunked on this show many times. 0.94

01:50:57.000 And I just simply respond to this, saying... 0.98

01:51:01.000 A promiscuous man is doing something, or S, plural, right.

01:51:06.000 A promiscuous woman is doing a lot of things wrong. 1.00

01:51:09.000 Men and women are not blank slate equals, and this is what liberals always get wrong. 0.89

01:51:12.000 Okay?

01:51:13.000 Because having this worldview that we are equal, you're outside, I don't want my man outside because I'm not outside. 0.99

01:51:19.000 Bitch, he could be outside because he's a man. 0.99

01:51:21.000 You don't be outside because you've got to preserve your value. 1.00

01:51:24.000 Okay?

01:51:24.000 And also, her body, her choice.

01:51:25.000 Like, she can't control if she has abortion or not. 1.00

01:51:28.000 He can't control how many kids he has with a woman. 0.97

01:51:31.000 It's her choice.

01:51:32.000 It's not the same, bro.

01:51:32.000 It's not the same at all.

01:51:33.000 Not at all.

01:51:34.000 And this goes for both.

01:51:35.000 Because there's, amazingly, there's a lot of women that watch the show, surprisingly. 1.00

01:51:38.000 I didn't fucking realize. 0.98

01:51:39.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:51:40.000 A bunch of girls that came up to me at the RNC saying they fucking watched the pod. 1.00

01:51:42.000 But, of course, at a Republican National Convention, so, of course, they watched the podcast. 0.90

01:51:45.000 Yeah.

01:51:45.000 So I will say this.

01:51:47.000 For all the men that are watching, any guy that says, oh, I believe in politicalism, leave that guy. 1.00

01:51:51.000 He's a pussy. 1.00

01:51:51.000 He doesn't understand that he's supposed to be a leader. 1.00

01:51:53.000 Or he's lying.

01:51:54.000 Or he's lying, which is even worse.

01:51:56.000 Leave that guy. 1.00

01:51:57.000 He's a politically correct pussy, right? 1.00

01:51:59.000 If you, women, if you meet a guy and he believes that men and women are equal and he believes there's a blank slate of equalism, run away. 1.00

01:52:05.000 He's gonna expect you to go half and half on the bills.

01:52:07.000 He's gonna not feel it's his duty to protect you in times of peril.

01:52:11.000 Leave those guys. 0.99

01:52:13.000 Anybody that believes in equality in the relationship between men and women doesn't live in the real world.

01:52:18.000 Yeah, they don't.

01:52:19.000 It doesn't understand inherent biological differences.

01:52:21.000 Leave that individual. 0.68

01:52:23.000 They are low IQ. Anyway, carry on.

01:52:30.000 I'll watch it.

01:52:32.000 He said he doesn't watch you.

01:52:33.000 How does that make you feel?

01:52:37.000 How does it make you feel?

01:52:40.000 I think she spoke her piece.

01:52:41.000 We got two balloons left.

01:52:43.000 You got to pop one balloon.

01:52:45.000 Right now?

01:52:46.000 Right now.

01:52:47.000 On the spot.

01:52:48.000 And you can grab any girl right now.

01:52:54.000 Have you ever been married?

01:53:02.000 Nah.

01:53:03.000 Do you have any kids?

01:53:04.000 Yeah.

01:53:05.000 How many?

01:53:05.000 Two.

01:53:06.000 How many mothers? 1.00

01:53:07.000 Two. 1.00

01:53:08.000 Damn. 1.00

01:53:09.000 Are they past age 10? 1.00

01:53:11.000 No.

01:53:13.000 There we are.

01:53:14.000 What the?

01:53:16.000 Legitimate questions, legitimate questions.

01:53:18.000 I think he popped Russia because she's too old. 1.00

01:53:23.000 Is that why?

01:53:23.000 Probably, yeah.

01:53:24.000 Okay, that's your boy, so I'm assuming.

01:53:25.000 Okay, keep going.

01:53:27.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:53:28.000 What?

01:53:29.000 She's like, this one.

01:53:30.000 I'm gonna let a guy, like, would just rather, I don't know, not have no older kids at least.

01:53:36.000 Yeah, but you're 39 though.

01:53:37.000 30s only kids as well.

01:53:39.000 How old are your kids?

01:53:41.000 16.

01:53:42.000 16?

01:53:43.000 They're watching the show.

01:53:45.000 Your time is second.

01:53:48.000 Yeah, I think she has something.

01:53:50.000 Listen, listen.

01:53:52.000 She's cool.

01:53:53.000 She makes content with her kids on social media.

01:53:56.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:53:57.000 Wait, who does?

01:53:57.000 The lady in the orange outfit with the tattoos.

01:53:59.000 Isn't that bitch on OnlyFans too? 1.00

01:54:01.000 Yes. 1.00

01:54:01.000 She makes content with her kids. 1.00

01:54:04.000 That's crazy.

01:54:07.000 That's crazy, bro.

01:54:09.000 And it's disqualifying him for having two kids.

01:54:13.000 Can we get another fail button?

01:54:14.000 We are doomed.

01:54:18.000 That's the buddy's mother.

01:54:20.000 Well... 0.98

01:54:21.000 If you guys don't want to deal with old-ass chicks like that that got kids, come on to our yacht party because we're definitely not going to let those chicks on. 1.00

01:54:26.000 Facts. 0.96

01:54:26.000 Yacht party, guys, coming out August 10th, man. 0.96

01:54:28.000 Go ahead and make sure to tune in. 0.98

01:54:30.000 It's going to be fucking lit. 0.99

01:54:31.000 9 p.m. 0.99

01:54:31.000 to 1 a.m.? 0.99

01:54:32.000 9 p.m., 1 a.m., open bar, free food.

01:54:35.000 200-plus girls are going to probably be there. 1.00

01:54:37.000 We're only going to have 100, 150 spots for the guys.

01:54:39.000 Come on over.

01:54:40.000 $9.98 is the price point. 0.98

01:54:41.000 You will never find a yacht party that fucking cheap in Miami. 0.89

01:54:43.000 We're giving it to you guys at a great rate because we were able to get a bigger yacht. 0.97

01:54:46.000 Yep.

01:54:47.000 Yacht's going to be 135 plus, three stories. 0.98

01:54:50.000 It's going to be fucking lit. 0.94

01:54:51.000 It's going to be a good time. 0.98

01:54:52.000 It's a brand new yacht, by the way.

01:54:53.000 We'll have pictures for you guys July 28th, by the way.

01:54:55.000 Coming in.

01:54:56.000 When it actually comes out.

01:54:57.000 It's literally being built as we speak. 0.98

01:54:59.000 So, it's going to be a fucking good time, guys. 0.96

01:55:01.000 And we're going to IRL stream some of the yachts, too, as well. 0.96

01:55:02.000 Yes, we're going to IRL stream it.

01:55:04.000 So, come on.

01:55:05.000 $9.98, guys.

01:55:06.000 Great price point.

01:55:07.000 And VIP, I think we've got one more spot left.

01:55:09.000 We're going to be giving a Rolex giveaway.

01:55:11.000 And at the party.

01:55:11.000 Party after.

01:55:12.000 Hang out with Fresh, and you're going to be able to hang out with us in the studio.

01:55:16.000 So join in, guys.

01:55:18.000 Get in there.

01:55:19.000 Yacht Party right now.

01:55:20.000 Website is right there, ffpod.org.

01:55:21.000 Get in there, and come to the Yacht Party, man. 0.98

01:55:24.000 It's going to be a fucking good-ass time. 1.00

01:55:25.000 We're not going to have crazy old chicks like that that have kids. 1.00

01:55:29.000 We're going to bring you guys... 0.99

01:55:31.000 Young, hot chicks that don't have kids. 1.00

01:55:33.000 Maybe one.

01:55:34.000 There you go.

01:55:34.000 Let's keep going.

01:55:38.000 This is a nigga, man. 1.00

01:55:40.000 Anything for her? 0.99

01:55:41.000 Any questions at all?

01:55:42.000 She's so fine.

01:55:43.000 What do you rate her out of 10? 1.00

01:55:46.000 She's like, wow.

01:55:46.000 Don't rate me out of 10.

01:55:48.000 I'm saying, I'm way past the 10 scale.

01:55:49.000 Naturally beautiful.

01:55:50.000 You don't know about that.

01:55:52.000 I need validation from you.

01:55:54.000 You ain't him, boo.

01:55:55.000 You ain't got enough melanin to me.

01:55:56.000 Yes, I do.

01:55:57.000 You ain't got enough melanin to even be... 0.97

01:56:03.000 I'm the blackest man here. 0.98

01:56:05.000 That's for her? 0.96

01:56:06.000 Yes.

01:56:07.000 You got your man.

01:56:08.000 It's a French man, girl.

01:56:09.000 It's a French man. 1.00

01:56:10.000 Let's fucking get your man, girl. 1.00

01:56:11.000 We go together. 1.00

01:56:14.000 You got her.

01:56:15.000 Look at Frances' face.

01:56:17.000 It's shook.

01:56:18.000 I'm going to say no.

01:56:21.000 Wow.

01:56:22.000 Wow, he did good.

01:56:24.000 I didn't know he gets to go back there and touch them.

01:56:26.000 Yeah, I see.

01:56:27.000 She told me.

01:56:27.000 It's okay.

01:56:28.000 Miss Russia's out. 0.92

01:56:30.000 She's gonna go conquer. 1.00

01:56:31.000 She's like, oh, this isn't working out.

01:56:35.000 I don't need to leave anyway.

01:56:36.000 Someone's gonna leave.

01:56:37.000 I'm gonna leave now.

01:56:38.000 I'm like, alright, you can leave then.

01:56:40.000 We're not talking at all. 1.00

01:56:41.000 Yo, like, bro, she just left early just because, like, Philly's got her shit? 0.99

01:56:46.000 Listen, I get it, but then it's like, yo, like, why are you even coming in the first place? 0.99

01:56:51.000 So...

01:56:52.000 Anyway, that's why she's single, bro.

01:56:53.000 She has a legitimate opportunity to meet somebody.

01:56:56.000 This is the best part coming right now.

01:56:58.000 Mo, were you able to find that episode for me and then the beginning part?

01:57:01.000 Yeah.

01:57:03.000 Okay. 0.98

01:57:03.000 Alright, I don't know what the fuck's going on, but okay. 0.98

01:57:05.000 No, we're showing the castle club part that only those guys saw when they came in front of one of the girls. 0.99

01:57:11.000 Oh, okay.

01:57:11.000 Yes.

01:57:12.000 Let's join in the cast club, by the way.

01:57:14.000 They just...

01:57:14.000 Someone put clips over there.

01:57:16.000 Huh?

01:57:17.000 No, I didn't...

01:57:17.000 I think it's at the third time.

01:57:18.000 Hold on.

01:57:19.000 Really?

01:57:19.000 It's like a Chris taking a deep breath just for walking.

01:57:25.000 Well...

01:57:26.000 Well, Chris, well...

01:57:28.000 Nigga, we're running? 0.99

01:57:38.000 We're running?

01:57:39.000 No, I was sighing.

01:57:41.000 Oh, he was sighing?

01:57:42.000 Okay, he was sighing.

01:57:43.000 Yeah, okay.

01:57:44.000 Okay.

01:57:49.000 It's a minor situation.

01:57:51.000 Okay.

01:57:52.000 Ah.

01:57:55.000 It's a very minor one.

01:57:56.000 Okay, cool.

01:57:57.000 All right.

01:57:57.000 Very minor one.

01:57:58.000 That's funny.

01:57:59.000 All right, cool.

01:58:01.000 We got this.

01:58:03.000 Okay, so I'll just kind of brief you a little bit.

01:58:06.000 So remember there was a girl that most people might have thought was a little bit more outside.

01:58:12.000 She was basically confronted by them saying, yeah, like, we know who you are.

01:58:16.000 We know you very well.

01:58:17.000 Oh, so just funny as hell.

01:58:19.000 Okay.

01:58:19.000 For the members.

01:58:21.000 All right, so we'll play this clip right here.

01:58:23.000 We're making sure it's the castle club part.

01:58:26.000 It should be.

01:58:29.000 And then we're going to do after hours with the girls coming up. 0.96

01:58:31.000 Chris, are we ready to go?

01:58:32.000 Chris, what time?

01:58:34.000 We are ready to go?

01:58:35.000 It looks like it's the right part.

01:58:37.000 Fair use, fair use.

01:58:41.000 So this time we... 0.99

01:58:42.000 Okay, so now the girls are picking or some shit? 1.00

01:58:44.000 The guys have balloons and then the girls are going to be coming up one by one. 0.98

01:58:47.000 Okay.

01:58:48.000 Here we go.

01:58:52.000 I don't know, because...

01:58:53.000 Put it back a little bit more.

01:58:54.000 A little bit more.

01:58:58.000 More.

01:59:00.000 More.

01:59:01.000 Yeah, that's good.

01:59:02.000 Bring that first girl out, man. 0.61

01:59:04.000 We ain't gonna do too much talking.

01:59:04.000 Bring that first girl out.

01:59:05.000 Get my pin ready, nigga! 1.00

01:59:07.000 Get my pin ready, nigga! 1.00

01:59:09.000 Get my pin ready! 0.78

01:59:10.000 All right, that was the first lady, yeah. 1.00

01:59:13.000 Guys, guys, by the way, y'all party, August 10th.

01:59:16.000 August 10th.

01:59:17.000 And it's gonna be from 9 p.m.

01:59:19.000 to 1 a.m.

01:59:20.000 Fresh and Fit.

01:59:20.000 Castle Club party exclusive.

01:59:22.000 We're going to have over 150 girls on there. 1.00

01:59:25.000 And my boy Fresh, you're coming, right? 0.97

01:59:28.000 You better come, nigga. 1.00

01:59:30.000 You won't be there, man. 1.00

01:59:32.000 His party's on y'alls would be crazy, by the way.

01:59:35.000 Ours, too.

01:59:37.000 Who's that first?

01:59:38.000 And to book the y'all party, FF5.org.

01:59:41.000 - Okay.

01:59:45.000 - Okay. - Dang. - Dang. - Dang. - You didn't even talk to me.

01:59:49.000 - Oh, shit. - This circle. - This circle. 1.00

01:59:52.000 - Oh, shit. - Facial. 0.99

01:59:53.000 - We've done introductions, but we have not heard. - Name, age, and what you do for a living.

01:59:58.000 - Uh. - You think you sure already said that shit. - My name's Trinity. 1.00

02:00:03.000 My age is 21 and I do OnlyFans.

02:00:09.000 So now we're gonna do, see?

02:00:11.000 Wait a second, guys.

02:00:12.000 Come on, man. 0.99

02:00:14.000 Y'all fucked up popping the balloon because she'll probably let y'all hit on the first date. 1.00

02:00:17.000 Oh! 1.00

02:00:19.000 Goddamn, nigga. 1.00

02:00:21.000 He tried to get a repeat, I guess. 1.00

02:00:22.000 We're gonna do this in order here. 1.00

02:00:26.000 What the fuck? 0.99

02:00:29.000 Yo, that's wild, right? 1.00

02:00:32.000 Okay, okay, okay. 1.00

02:00:37.000 Yo, what the fuck, bro? 1.00

02:00:41.000 Oh man, everybody gets sick again after this episode, man. 1.00

02:00:44.000 What am I looking for?

02:00:46.000 I don't know.

02:00:48.000 She's shook.

02:00:51.000 What are you looking for?

02:01:11.000 Nice...

02:01:11.000 I don't know...

02:01:14.000 Fuck, like... 1.00

02:01:15.000 Red flags. 1.00

02:01:16.000 Stop, okay, I need to stop saying fuck. 1.00

02:01:18.000 Red flags. 1.00

02:01:19.000 Promoter.

02:01:21.000 This reminds me of a meme with the girl and the four black guys on the couch. 0.69

02:01:25.000 She's a promoter, what else? 1.00

02:01:29.000 Promoter, like, fucking, like... 1.00

02:01:34.000 I don't know. 1.00

02:01:34.000 Do you know what you want? 1.00

02:01:36.000 And what you don't want?

02:01:36.000 She's the one.

02:01:37.000 She's the one.

02:01:37.000 Do you know what you want?

02:01:38.000 Not really.

02:01:39.000 Okay, she doesn't know what she wants.

02:01:40.000 Well, maybe you might find it here.

02:01:42.000 Okay, so let's start here. 1.00

02:01:43.000 What the fuck? 1.00

02:01:43.000 We're going to do questions for her. 1.00

02:01:45.000 Anything you want to ask her?

02:01:46.000 Okay, close out of breath after that one.

02:01:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:01:48.000 Pause, pause, pause.

02:01:50.000 So we're going to end it here.

02:01:51.000 Yeah.

02:01:51.000 Because what happened next is not for YouTube.

02:01:54.000 And you go watch the rest on Castle Club. 1.00

02:01:56.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

02:01:56.000 We'll do the after hours coming up. 1.00

02:01:57.000 Damn, what the fuck? 0.99

02:01:58.000 I'm out of sight up. 1.00

02:01:59.000 I know, nigga. 1.00

02:02:00.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

02:02:03.000 Bro, we can't give you the discount, though. 1.00

02:02:05.000 The $17 discount.

02:02:06.000 Yo, you got to join through one of the affiliate links from our Clippers.

02:02:12.000 There you go.

02:02:13.000 Let me help us as well.

02:02:16.000 And you might actually, Myron, if you sign up, you might actually go to the layout party.

02:02:19.000 Ooh! 0.99

02:02:20.000 Oh, shit, yeah! 1.00

02:02:22.000 I got paid for my whole shit. 1.00

02:02:24.000 Oh, no, no. 1.00

02:02:25.000 Listen, I got paid for getting a yacht, though.

02:02:27.000 Yeah, but you ain't got a wig, though.

02:02:28.000 I got the most expensive entrance fee. 1.00

02:02:29.000 Oh, shit. 0.99

02:02:30.000 I got the most expensive entrance fee. 0.99

02:02:33.000 You think you pay $9.98, but I got to pay way more than that.

02:02:38.000 Think about that.

02:02:39.000 Actually, I just thought about that. 1.00

02:02:40.000 What the fuck, man? 1.00

02:02:41.000 Yeah, it's fucked up. 1.00

02:02:42.000 I know. 0.99

02:02:42.000 Yo, it's my yacht party, and I'm paying the most to go to my yacht party. 0.99

02:02:47.000 Is that shit crazy? 0.99

02:02:48.000 That's life for you. 1.00

02:02:52.000 We're actually paying the biggest entrance fee, man.

02:02:54.000 I know, bro. 0.99

02:02:54.000 This is fucked up, bro. 0.99

02:02:55.000 I know. 1.00

02:02:56.000 Because I'll tell y'all this, this y'all was not fucking cheap, bro. 0.95

02:02:58.000 At all. 0.97

02:02:59.000 Holy. 1.00

02:03:00.000 Damn, man. 1.00

02:03:01.000 I'm paying the most so y'all niggas can pay a cheaper price, man. 1.00

02:03:03.000 Fuck y'all, man. 1.00

02:03:04.000 This is what it is, bro. 1.00

02:03:06.000 You got some of my chats here, Bills?

02:03:07.000 And then Mo and Bills go for free! 1.00

02:03:09.000 This shit bullshit! 1.00

02:03:10.000 Oh yeah, you are! 1.00

02:03:11.000 These niggas go for free! 1.00

02:03:12.000 Chris too!

02:03:14.000 We working though!

02:03:17.000 Chris!

02:03:17.000 We working though!

02:03:18.000 Nah, nah! 0.97

02:03:19.000 Chris is gonna drink all the alcohol, eat all the food, and take some home for dinner.

02:03:23.000 Facts! 1.00

02:03:23.000 Fuck that shit! 1.00

02:03:25.000 Nah, Chris charge y'all niggas too, man. 1.00

02:03:26.000 This is bullshit, bro. 0.99

02:03:28.000 We working, we doing the IRL stream in the background and stuff. 0.99

02:03:31.000 You feel me?

02:03:32.000 Yeah.

02:03:32.000 No, guys saying that you are profiting though.

02:03:34.000 Guys, we're not going to profit as much as y'all think, man.

02:03:35.000 Trust me.

02:03:36.000 I mean, it's going to be fantastic.

02:03:38.000 Hopefully we get some profit, but we're not going to profit as much as, you know.

02:03:43.000 Well, how do I say this nicely?

02:03:44.000 We would want to. 0.93

02:03:46.000 For it to make super, super financial sense, we should be profiting way fucking more.

02:03:51.000 But we're doing it mostly because we want B-roll, want to meet y'all, better price point, etc.

02:03:57.000 So that's what it is.

02:03:59.000 Yep.

02:03:59.000 But yeah, we want the awesome B-roll.

02:04:01.000 What else?

02:04:02.000 We want the awesome B-roll.

02:04:05.000 We want to show you guys having a good time and everything else like that.

02:04:08.000 Myron, how much did you pay for your transplant?

02:04:10.000 $10,000, guys. 0.99

02:04:11.000 Fresh, please don't let these whores hijack the show. 1.00

02:04:14.000 This is your show, not theirs. 0.99

02:04:15.000 Yeah, I know.

02:04:16.000 What do you mean, bro?

02:04:17.000 He did a great job hosting.

02:04:18.000 What are you talking about?

02:04:18.000 It's because I let them talk at the very end in Castle Club a little bit more.

02:04:21.000 And I'm like, bro, it's Castle Club, man. 1.00

02:04:22.000 You know, they could talk their shit a little bit. 1.00

02:04:24.000 It's fine. 1.00

02:04:25.000 Hey, gents.

02:04:25.000 An off-topic question here.

02:04:26.000 I have a BTM machine through Paul Alex.

02:04:28.000 It's placed at a smoke shop.

02:04:30.000 Turned out Smoke Shop was selling a lot of illegal drugs.

02:04:33.000 Shop got raided by the police.

02:04:35.000 They basically trashed my BTM in the raid. 0.99

02:04:37.000 I want to know how I could get them, the PD, to buy my damn machine. 0.99

02:04:40.000 What would process be if no... 1.00

02:04:42.000 Or have any advice on the situation you have to together get to else for Support by the way, bro hit them up like they'll help you out with that shit man. 0.99

02:04:50.000 That's a crazy experience though, bro. 0.99

02:04:51.000 Holy shit If you want bro, just put tag fashion fit and they can put a shit on the smoke shop. 0.99

02:04:57.000 That's crazy Tag fashion fit in the email or subject matter and they should respond faster Yeah, yeah, yeah, and if they don't got a king, let me know and I'll hit up Paul and we'll hit him directly Yeah, we'll hit him up directly for you because they'll take care of you for that shit, bro. 0.99

02:05:09.000 Yeah, they should at least Myron, do you know any Border Patrol agents, active or inactive? 0.66

02:05:13.000 I'd be really cool to get an insight on a career like that for Money Monday since you mentioned that.

02:05:16.000 They make good money.

02:05:17.000 Yeah, actually, I have a good friend that's a former Border Patrol agent.

02:05:21.000 I can get him on.

02:05:23.000 That'd be cool.

02:05:24.000 Yeah, he used to be Border Patrol.

02:05:25.000 Yeah.

02:05:25.000 Let me text that right now for y'all.

02:05:27.000 And yes, we're doing After Hours tonight as well.

02:05:29.000 Yeah, we are doing After Hours, guys.

02:05:30.000 I'll literally text them right now for you.

02:05:31.000 Myron, do you think the Trump Project 2025 is real or a distraction?

02:05:35.000 Oh.

02:05:36.000 Oh.

02:05:37.000 Trump 2025 is real?

02:05:39.000 No, Trump doesn't want to do Project 2025, guys. 0.95

02:05:41.000 He's denounced it like four or five times now at this point, which I think Project 2025, just so y'all know, by the way, my stance on it's fucking based. 0.95

02:05:48.000 So I like it, but it kind of sucks that Trump is denouncing it. 0.97

02:05:51.000 But he doesn't want to... 0.54

02:05:52.000 Guys, he's got to be in the middle at this point because he wants to bring in all these people that are in the middle.

02:05:56.000 Yeah.

02:05:57.000 He doesn't want to come off as a radical right-wing guy.

02:06:00.000 Yo, Mario, are you going to be on season two of Vitaly's streams?

02:06:03.000 Actually, I will be. 0.98

02:06:05.000 I'll be in LA this fucking weekend, guys. 0.99

02:06:07.000 Let's fucking go. 1.00

02:06:08.000 What? 0.99

02:06:09.000 Yeah, I will be.

02:06:11.000 There you go.

02:06:11.000 There's your announcement for that one.

02:06:12.000 Yeah, I'll be there catching some predators with Vitaly this weekend in Los Angeles.

02:06:16.000 As you guys know, he's going to be doing his 10-day thing.

02:06:19.000 So I'll be out there.

02:06:20.000 It'll be a good time.

02:06:21.000 And yeah.

02:06:23.000 But I'll be back for Monday.

02:06:24.000 Think about this for the IRL stream.

02:06:25.000 Without government assistance, there would be a lot more deadbeat moms. 1.00

02:06:28.000 Change my mind.

02:06:29.000 Oh, God.

02:06:29.000 Probably.

02:06:30.000 Yeah.

02:06:30.000 Moreno.

02:06:31.000 Probably, sir.

02:06:33.000 Anything else?

02:06:33.000 There's one more castle club that just now came in.

02:06:36.000 Okay.

02:06:36.000 Maren, go carnivore.

02:06:37.000 Your gray hairs will go away. 1.00

02:06:38.000 Cap, nigga. 1.00

02:06:40.000 I.e., a lot of me. 0.98

02:06:41.000 Pause.

02:06:42.000 And that's not going to do nothing.

02:06:43.000 Big pause.

02:06:44.000 Rumbleverse YouTube.

02:06:45.000 Did you see Netanyahu, the true president of the United States, give his press... 0.67

02:06:49.000 Yo.

02:06:50.000 Yo.

02:06:50.000 That's funny as hell.

02:06:51.000 His speech to Congress today?

02:06:52.000 All I'm going to say is we counted up how many times he got a standing ovation.

02:06:56.000 Y'all want to know how many times they gave him a standing ovation during his speech today?

02:06:59.000 A lot, right?

02:07:00.000 81.

02:07:00.000 What the hell?

02:07:02.000 81 times they stood up and gave him a standing ovation. 0.91

02:07:05.000 For what?

02:07:06.000 Wow. 1.00

02:07:07.000 Who runs this fucking cut? 0.99

02:07:08.000 Okay, we're on Fresh A Fit. 1.00

02:07:10.000 Let me stop.

02:07:11.000 Let me stop.

02:07:12.000 We're on Fresh A Fit.

02:07:13.000 We're on YouTube.

02:07:13.000 My bad.

02:07:14.000 Okay.

02:07:15.000 W Myron.

02:07:16.000 W Myron.

02:07:17.000 Just know, yeah.

02:07:17.000 W Myron.

02:07:18.000 You'll hear it on Twitter later.

02:07:19.000 Yeah.

02:07:20.000 You won't hear that.

02:07:23.000 I actually mentioned it already.

02:07:25.000 Justin Caviar, bought a VIP ticket.

02:07:28.000 How many girls can I bring because I have 15 Miami baddies waiting to come already. 1.00

02:07:31.000 Fresh, don't worry. 1.00

02:07:32.000 They all got ass. 1.00

02:07:34.000 My nigga. 1.00

02:07:35.000 Shout out to you. 0.85

02:07:36.000 Real talk, if you're serious about that, we should have a make arrangements through Mo.

02:07:41.000 Yeah, that's fine.

02:07:42.000 Okay, bro, this is what you're gonna...

02:07:43.000 Oh, actually, no, Noble, right?

02:07:45.000 Okay, so Noble will handle that.

02:07:46.000 Send Noble to Instagram.

02:07:47.000 Yeah, so this is what we're gonna do. 0.96

02:07:49.000 Message Noble on the side, right fucking now, by the way. 0.97

02:07:51.000 Do it right now, because he's looking at his phone. 0.80

02:07:54.000 And what's your text?

02:07:55.000 Yeah.

02:07:57.000 GreatKingNoble.

02:07:57.000 At GreatKingNoble on Twitter.

02:07:59.000 Message him right now.

02:08:00.000 Say, 15 baddies in your headline or whatever so he knows.

02:08:03.000 VIP. And then he's going to want to see who the girls are and shit like that, bro. 0.99

02:08:06.000 But yeah, that's fine. 0.99

02:08:07.000 We got you.

02:08:07.000 If it's hard to find them, just DM me.

02:08:09.000 I will give you Nobles information.

02:08:11.000 Bro, I'm not going to lie to you, bro.

02:08:12.000 If they're ugly, we're not letting them on.

02:08:14.000 We just keep it a thousand with y'all, man.

02:08:15.000 Like, we're going to be very selective on the girls that get on this thing because, like, bro, like, no. 0.98

02:08:20.000 Yeah, if she's obese or some shit like that, bro, like, come on. 0.98

02:08:24.000 Okay. 0.98

02:08:25.000 When...

02:08:26.000 I gotta get my glasses.

02:08:27.000 Why did the girls say to the tall black guy, while being a VIP table or outside is a red flag, what's the launcher behind it? 0.72

02:08:33.000 Do they mean it?

02:08:35.000 So they're just saying, I'm not sure that if a guy is going to be doing promoter type work, it might be he's going to cheat a lot.

02:08:40.000 It's great of him cheating, so that's what it really is.

02:08:44.000 LD Fun says, I have to watch this another time, gents. 1.00

02:08:47.000 I need to work on my body.

02:08:48.000 Cool.

02:08:49.000 In the gym, man.

02:08:49.000 That's good.

02:08:50.000 Yeah, good.

02:08:51.000 You better be in the gym.

02:08:52.000 Don't be fat like Chris. 0.53

02:08:55.000 I'll have to watch it. 0.95

02:08:56.000 No, that's it.

02:08:58.000 One more, one more.

02:09:00.000 Cast Club Dallas meet Cast Club Chicago.

02:09:02.000 Privileged to be able to network while traveling for work.

02:09:03.000 Thank you, Tito, for setting up the connect.

02:09:06.000 Thank you, FNF, for building something special.

02:09:08.000 Look forward to more networking on my travels.

02:09:09.000 Show it to you, bro.

02:09:10.000 Guys, that is Castle Club. 0.98

02:09:12.000 We're setting up a fucking community for you guys so that you go to a foreign city, well, a city you've never been to before, even in a foreign country because we got fucking Castle Club chapters around the world now. 0.95

02:09:21.000 You can go ahead and meet somebody out there that will go ahead and have a like mindset, they're like-minded to you, and a similar worldview because you don't want to be hanging out with Blue Pill guys. 0.96

02:09:30.000 And also, business connects, business ventures together.

02:09:33.000 I'm telling you, bro, the right mindset together can change the world. 0.95

02:09:36.000 We got guys making money right now, bro, because they're fucking networking, etc. 0.86

02:09:40.000 So, Castle Club is where it's at, guys. 0.94

02:09:41.000 Join in right now, CastleClub.tv.

02:09:43.000 We're going to go ahead and segue into after hours here.

02:09:45.000 And we'll be back in, give us about 20 minutes or so to set up.

02:09:48.000 Love you guys.

02:09:49.000 We'll be back.

02:09:50.000 Peace!

Fresh & Fit - July 25, 2024

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