Pop The Balloon Reaction Part 2
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Summary
On this episode of the Fresh Air Podcast, we react to the latest episode of PODCAST: Pop the Balloon. Also, we announce our upcoming yacht party, The Yacht Party, on August 10th in Miami Beach, Florida. Tickets are on sale now! Don't miss it! Thanks for listening to Fresh Air! Fresh Air is a production of Native Creative Podcasts. I m your host, Fresh Air. Fresh air is a place where we talk about anything and everything going on in and around the world of sports, entertainment, food, politics, social media, and pop culture. In this episode, we discuss the latest in pop culture, news, sports, and current events. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe, Like, and Share to stay up to date on all things sports and everything else going on around the sports world. Thank you so much for being a part of this community, stay tuned for more episodes in the coming weeks and stay tuned till the end of the week! Stay tuned for our next episode next Monday! We will be back next Tuesday with another episode of Fresh Air with another new series called "Pop the Balloon". . Stay Tuned! -Jonah and Elijah Jonah's Reaction to Pop The Balloon. - Original Song: "Pop The Balloon" - "PODCAST" by FFPodcast - "The Ballando" by PODCastleClub Podcast - "Noah's Backyard" by The Crew by Jonah & Elijah's Reaction (featuring the Ballando's "The Balloon" Pop the Ballad - "Mr. Bump" by the Crew (feat. , "The Boy" by DJ Khalee ( ) , & Jonah and Jonah ( ) & Elijah ( ) ( ) , , and Jonahs Reaction to PODcast, and much more! ( ) . (PODcastle Podcast, "The Yacht party ( we'll Talkin' About Pop The Ballando Podcast, ) & much more!! We'll be Backyard Podcast, featuring: "The Boys' Reaction to POP THE BOOTY" by John's Reaction To Pop the Boob Show, & Other Stuff ( ) and much, Much More!
Transcript
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Welcome to Fresh Your Podcast, a regular edition.
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It's Wednesday, and we're going to be doing a reaction to Pop the Balloon because it covers a lot of RP truths.
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So as you guys know, last week, where was I? I was at the RNC. I was at the RNC in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.
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My voice still sounds bad because I got sick while I was over there because the temperature was weird.
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Still did two workouts today, though, because I'm not a pussy.
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As you guys know, I did two streams earlier today.
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Well, technically one stream earlier, but it got split into two parts because Mossad attacked me.
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But I covered the testimony from FBI Director Ray, and I also covered the speech by Netanyahu earlier.
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To Congress, where he did exactly what I predicted he was going to do.
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But yeah, that's over there on FedReacts if you guys want to go check it out.
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I'll start doing more things where if something dynamic is happening, guys, I'll just go ahead and just stream it for y'all on FedReacts.
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I'll try to do that, hit news when it's coming.
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And then as you guys know, we have our new show on Monday.
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And then I got a huge announcement that I'm going to make for you guys.
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Not yet, but I promise you it's going to break the internet when I do announce it.
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August 10th, we got the Yacht Party, okay guys?
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It's gonna be a big-ass yacht, what, 100, how many feet is it?
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We're gonna have about 200 plus of those spots for girls, and then like about 100 for you ninjas.
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You will never find a yacht party at that price point in Miami, ever.
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And if you do, you're going to have a shitty yacht with a Cuban captain that can't speak English, and you're going to probably have to only have 13 people on the boat.
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We're probably going to have a couple other guys there.
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And then the VIP, I think we have one or two left.
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For that price point, and then we're going to have a Rolex giveaway on the yacht for them, and it's going to be a good time.
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And at the party, at the club, with those VIP members only.
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Yes, yes, and you get to come by the studio for a pre-show, or a pre-game, excuse me.
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If you've been to one of our yacht parties before, you know it's lit.
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I want as many Cavs Club members in there as possible.
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So we did a new series called Pop the Balloon, for us at least, and It was going to showcase basically men and women choosing partners like Tinder, swipe left, swipe right, and popping the boom just means you're going to pop the boom for someone that you don't like overall.
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Now, we did one last week, and it was quite hilarious.
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It was a bunch of girls, a bunch of guys, and we saw in real time how women choose...
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So I purposely didn't watch the video last week, guys, so that we could potentially do a reaction in the future.
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So this is my first time watching it, this Pop the Balloon that Fresh hosted last week while I was at the RNC. Which, by the way, I met a lot of you guys over there.
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I was actually surprised by how many people recognized me over there, man.
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And like I said, we got something special for you guys coming very soon.
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We put a white table cover, Rumble sign, and then some ladies in the back.
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We're going to bring the guys in one by one, and they're going to pop the balloon on the guy that they don't really like.
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And if you like the guy, you get the balloon active on you at all times.
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So bring the first guy in, and I believe it's going to be our buddy here.
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All right, so guys, we're going to be asking Alexander some questions at any point.
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If you do not agree or if you're like, oh, this is not the guy for me, just pop your balloon, okay?
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But before we start, what are you looking for in a woman?
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You know, it's weird because I've thought about it a lot, but, you know, it's hard for something to come to mind right away.
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So, like, I have my traits and someone who is the yin to that yang, right?
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I like people who are women who are creative, like, enjoy nature.
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Someone who cares, like, primarily about, like...
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So, real quick, I just wanted to let y'all know.
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Because, keep it a thousand with y'all, a bunch of them probably wanted to pop the balloon in the beginning.
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They just didn't do it because this is the first guy.
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And they don't want to come off as, like, shallow.
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Also, you can also pick up as well what her type is by his responses to it.
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I haven't even watched this video and I can already estimate that they're gonna become more and more brazen with their popping as the show continues on.
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So they're acting how they really want it from the beginning.
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Gabby, and so why did you pop the balloon, Gabby?
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When girls meet guys, they're looking to disqualify.
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When men meet girls, they're looking to qualify.
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The girl meets the guy, okay, I'm just waiting for him to say something that I don't like so I can disqualify him.
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That's how women date versus how men date.
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Versus the guy, oh man, she has all these red flags, but she likes dogs.
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Also, if Chad ThunderClock was going to go outdoors, she'd be cool with it.
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Yeah, she's just looking for something to disqualify.
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Look, guys, I'm telling you all right now, a bunch of these girls already had them disqualified from the beginning.
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They were just scared to pop the balloon and didn't want to come off shallow in the beginning.
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I genuinely believe as the show continues on, they're going to start popping the balloon more and more on random dudes.
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We already know you're going to say that, but it was just mainly because I'm 36 and I'm really trying to go on Instagram right now and trying to like really make that digital money while I'm sleeping and stuff, you know, because I have the fans.
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What is it about Instagram that's like, it's not for me?
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So I don't have issues with anyone who uses it for branding, and I feel like a lot of people on Instagram, there's a lot of materialism and shallowness, and I think that's one of the things that I've struggled with in Miami, is that a lot of people are about appearance and the way things seem, as opposed to who they actually are.
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And I think people who are primarily about followers just kind of embody that in many ways.
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So I'm fine with people who use it for business.
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I'm not going to undress, but I'll give you a peek.
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So, we're going to have you, brother, ask questions to ladies because obviously this is to find your love.
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Something about them that you want to get to know them better.
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So, what is a hobby that you have that you think, you know, the average other people in this room probably don't have?
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So name age we do for a living and then question.
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Well, I write like short little stories of funny things that happen in my life, like in all the places that I've lived in.
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So I'm originally from France, so in France, in Israel, in New York, wherever.
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I don't know if it's really out of the box, but it's something I like to do.
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And then, yeah, and then I sometimes record it or tell it to other people and share it.
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So I tell very vulgar and uncut and raw stories on my YouTube channel.
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304 that's clearly fucking obese, saying, I'm just here to pop balloons.
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Guys, this is why so many guys are fucking passport bros now.
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See, that's why I can't be on the top of the balloons.
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There's a big reason why I'm not on these Pop the Balloon shit, man.
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No, man, but, bro, she'd be gone in, like, ten minutes.
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You need to be happy you're even fucking here.
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Like, we're putting you in front of somebody.
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Like, this dude's probably a six-figure earner.
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Okay, what is it, like, name and what we do for a living?
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Name, we do for a living, and a H. Okay, my name's Trinity, I'm 21, and I'm an OnlyFans model.
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OnlyFans, going to the club, being 21, like, all that shit.
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Look, look, look, I'm glad that she was honest about it.
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Even if they're in college, etc., they don't have hobbies, man.
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They don't need to be interesting and worldly and full of knowledge and be charming and charismatic.
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They don't have to fucking put any effort in.
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All they have to do is exist a lot of the times.
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And then if they want to go to the gym and take care of their body, that's one thing.
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And we're going to play a portion of some of the Castle Club video that kind of relates to her later on.
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I'm just not a big club person, so that would be the bigger thing for me.
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My name is Jennifer Lopez and I am an administrator and I'm also a chef.
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Bro, and I tweeted about this shit earlier.
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Bro, how are you, 55 years old, taking a selfie, saying, like, typical bimbo shit, and it's like, bro, like...
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Like, is your only agency your fucking looks?
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This woman who has all these music accolades, has been around forever, what does she fucking revert to?
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And she's still married like three or four times.
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And the other thing too is like, I literally tweeted that.
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I said, yo, you're never going to look as good as when you were 25.
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You go to the gym, do all the surgery you fucking want, bro, you're never gonna look as good as you did when you were 25.
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I'd be pissed if my grandma was posting pictures like that on social media.
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Like, bro, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Dating a pastor, now dating the guy that got charged with the...
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What does Megan Good have to do with Jennifer Lopez, though?
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No, her look is the exact same as when she was in her 20s.
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Because J-Lo's cooked, man, but she's not cooked.
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Yo, you're the king of bringing up irrelevant shit, man.
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No, I'm saying she still looks good for it, but she's not as bad as J-Lo.
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My name is Jennifer Lopez, so I know your name's not Morgan Freeman, because at least I can find you on Google.
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But I do have, I don't know, I have unusual hobbies, but maybe I shouldn't talk about all of them.
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But one of them is I'm on Instagram a lot.
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Like, unfortunately, I'm always, like, on Instagram, not for followers, but it's just, like, I enjoy reading useless shit, so I'm sorry, but I'm going to pop a balloon.
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My name's Nana, I'm 21, and I'm unemployed right now.
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I'm Natalia, I'm 37 and I'm dating pleasure and joy.
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Yes, and I'm doing it with a conscious connection.
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I'm a metal artist and one of my hobbies that usually surprise people like skydiving.
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I did it five times and my goal is to be certified some days.
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So, Noguerten, ask him a question that you want to get to know him better.
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So I actually saw you downstairs and you are much friendlier in the camera, I guess.
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I want to know why you popped the balloon on those three girls.
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So typically, what happens is you let the girls go first, and then the guys go out there with their balloons.
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Does he say why he popped those balloons at least?
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I know it, but I want to see what he's going to say.
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I think I'm a very serious person and a very silly person.
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Like, I'm from the Northeast and I'm not, like, smiling all the time, but in general I'm a very friendly person.
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Because on camera, like, I think you're pretty friendly.
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I'm a very friendly person, but I look very serious.
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It's it's it's nothing about her I just feel like it's someone who likes dancing.
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I'm big in like ecstatic dance and contact improv and I'm imagining That's also your jam.
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So yeah, and then for you Would you go on a date with him?
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I don't think there was a lot of potential, but I wouldn't have said no.
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It's also hard after I pop someone's balloon for the balloon to be like, yeah, of course.
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Well, we'll let the chat decide a little bit here as well.
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Yeah, she doesn't find him sexually attractive, that's why.
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But that's delusion at its finest, though.
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And then we have some more balloons for ladies.
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Like the unemployed chicks and the chicks that are like partying.
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In that normal setting, when you're outside, they don't even know what age.
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But the moment they find out their age, it's like, yo, like, you're old.
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Well, what I've realized is the older a girl gets, the more her standards go up, unfortunately, which is kind of crazy.
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And then I'm single for the rest of their life.
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Yeah, and that's why they perpetually stay single, bro.
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Their standards go up as they age, which is kind of counterproductive, but hey, whatever.
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You know, like, it's not really ideal for him, but, hey, you know, whatever works.
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We need another balloon real quick for her.
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So, brother, give us your name, age, what you do for a living.
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And remember, she mentioned she likes to go clubbing.
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So you can kind of assume like what she popped in.
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I know he doesn't know what's happening yet, guys, but he's going to find out.
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Why would you pop it so fast the moment he pops up?
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You're like a said, been there, done that, nigga.
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Castle Club, bro, had the best part when all niggas said yo.
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It's just part of life, one of those things, one of those journeys.
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No, nice or friendly, I'll take different things.
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And turn it off is when she's friendly to dudes.
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Don't just say friendly and just leave it there.
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Yeah, because then they're going to assume.
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Most people, men and women, are fucking stupid.
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Like, convey what you mean and mean what you convey.
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Don't just sit there and say, friendly, with no context.
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No one knows what the fuck you mean by that.
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People are going to say, oh, that means you don't like people that are friendly in general.
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No, I don't like women that are friendly to the opposite gender.
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Just shot himself in the foot for no fucking reason, man.
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As you guys can see, I just have a low tolerance for stupid people in general.
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Why do y'all think I don't be outside, bro?
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And why do you guys think I don't be at the club and I don't hang out with freshest friends?
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I really have a low tolerance for stupid people.
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I'm just like, I'm just gonna leave for shit pissing me off.
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Thank God she sits at home all day, so we don't gotta fucking be blessed with her stupidity.
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See, okay, so typical female nature lying because she don't want to offend...
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Like, yo, that's just an uncomfortable reality that a lot of you guys got to accept, like, Some girls are just not gonna fuck with you because you're black, bro.
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There's just some girls, bro, that are just not going to fuck with you if you're black.
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But I would say on the other hand, it's way more...
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You're going to lose way more chicks being a black dude than you will being a white dude.
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What I do is what I consider, like, they're the most sought-after, at least in the United States, they're the most sought-after race by far.
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You know, because remember, guys, like, the United States is still a majority Caucasian.
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Like, you know, once you leave, like, major cities and shit like that, it's a majority Caucasian.
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I thought you could have been a little bit more nice or just humble about it.
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Yeah, I'm not that nice, I'm not gonna lie.
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He's just like a little bit too fancy and the attitude you can feel from the distance, you know.
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So, as you guys can see, the way that he's dressed, the way that he conveys himself, etc., gives a lot of street vibes.
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Whenever you, like, go extremely far into, like, a demographic, what ends up happening, whether you, you know, you have the rocker look, you have the hip-hop look, etc., you're gonna immediately alienate yourself from a demographic of women, but you're gonna make yourself more attractive to a certain demographic of women.
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So, there's some girls that love that fucking look, that thug, gangster look, whatever.
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Like, there's some girls that love that shit.
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However, there's a lot of girls that absolutely hate that shit.
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So, whenever you're gonna go really lean into a look or an avatar, Understand that a lot of girls are not gonna fuck with you, okay?
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But the girls that do fuck with you are going to fuck with you, alright?
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So that's something that you really need to understand what you're trying to create your look.
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And in this case, this guy's leaning heavily into the streetwear, etc.
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The way he speaks, the way he conveys himself, etc.
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You can see that he's like giving really short one-word answers to have that more urban, mysterious type vibe, which I think is ridiculous, but whatever, it's fine, you know, do your thing.
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But just know that whenever you're going to have a certain look or a certain style, you're going to appeal to a demographic woman, but you're absolutely going to ostracize yourself from another demographic woman.
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You can call me Star, and I'm 25, and right now I'm just in school.
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Fucking stereotypes are silent every single time.
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Because I'm new to Miami and one of my first times going out to like an event at this restaurant but I didn't go with them to another event.
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He didn't know that, you know, I didn't know how everything works out here.
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So I'm like, oh, like I'm just gonna go to that and I didn't really stay long and then I left and then he saw me and I had different hair because I switched my hair up a lot and he was like, oh never come to No, you deserve to be rude to because you showed up to the event and then you left.
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Yeah, so yeah, of course he's gonna be rude to you because if you show up to a spot Right?
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Which I assuming there was probably some coordination, etc.
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He spent time to get you there, and then you're a dumbass, eh, I'm gonna leave.
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And this is what I mean when I say a lot of these girls are pretentious and rude and fucking obnoxious.
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Like, bitch, he fucking went ahead and organized the whole event, and then you showed up, and you're like, I didn't even eat.
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Yeah, typically in Miami, whenever you go to a promoter's event, it's their hosting the event.
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So if you leave, it's like, what the fuck?
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So yeah, he has a right to be fucking mad.
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Just like the lack of awareness and like, what the fuck?
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My hair was different, and he was rude, and I thought that was very un-gentlemanlike of him, so no, I would not date him.
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I was invited to the event from another promoter, but yeah.
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Wait, you gotta respond to this, by the way.
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The number one thing I learned is outside of New York, people like to say that they like honesty, but in truth, people don't really like honesty.
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So when you confront somebody about somebody, it's not in the way that they like.
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He saw me at the next place because he saw me at the restaurant and was like, oh, never come to one of my events and not come with me, Ray, Ray, Ray, because I didn't walk inside with him and this other girl.
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Nobody pays for me and get around none of that.
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So you don't tell me what to do, where to go, how to nothing.
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When you come to my event at my table, I do run shit.
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You come to an event for free, everything is paid for.
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You're irrelevant because you did not invite me.
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If I pay to do my own here, I pay to do my own house, I pay to do my own makeup, I pay to get to the event, I pay for my outfit, I show up, that is me making an investment to make an appearance.
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It doesn't matter if I'm getting free drinks, dinner, or any of that.
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Bro, these bitches are so fucking entitled, man.
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Like, yo, you're showing up at this place.
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These dudes spent thousands to get this shit set up, right?
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The dinners, the fucking food, the booze, all that shit.
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Like, because these are like ritzy places a lot of times that they host this shit.
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And then she's like, well, I came at my time, blah, blah, blah.
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So you've been doing that and dipping is disrespectful as hell.
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Yo, you guys think I'm crazy when I tell you guys this shit.
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A majority of modern women have I'm the main character energy.
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And they don't understand that there's a whole other world out there, right?
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Like, if I get invited to some shit like that or whatever, I'm not gonna fucking go in there and be like, and just like walk out like, no, I'm gonna show face, whatever.
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If I said that I'm gonna be there at a certain time, or be there for a certain amount of time, I'm gonna fucking show up, whatever.
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There's a story after the show about her, but I will save it for later.
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There is no event without sexy women, so don't tell me nothing.
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I'm just gonna say, in Miami, if someone bites you to the table...
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You're not as relevant as you fucking think you are, dummy.
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Like, she literally defeated her own argument by even saying that.
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Women, plural, which means you are not special.
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Fucking be happy that you got invited, bro.
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These girls all have this fucking whole, like, this main character mindset is fucking ridiculous, man.
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There's famous dudes that got money and successful world-known that act...
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This nigga right here has been in the news for a little bit, going crazy.
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And listen, one of my, I want to say, associates in business.
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Okay, so we're doing Pop the Balloon, and it's ladies' choice here to choose you as their suitor or, for example, their boyfriend.
00:53:08.000
Fun fact, in Miami, Coke is a regular, dagular item.
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But it's funny because those girls will still do it regardless.
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If they're in a club, no one's watching, they can do that shit.
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Ladies, by the way, he's a comedian, by the way.
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I said I didn't pop it right away because he's going to say some wild shit.
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I'm a millionaire overnight, and I'm obnoxious.
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Like, I'll protect you from, like, any guy who grabs you.
00:54:21.000
So, Zirka, so you can start us off the fresh way.
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Zirka, ask a question about themselves to get to know them a little bit better.
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Okay, ladies, what do you guys do for a living?
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I'm a cosmetologist and I am an OnlyFans model as well.
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Yeah, I'm an entrepreneur and I do it all actually.
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I've had a boutique, trucking company, painting company.
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I got like three thousand something subscribers on YouTube.
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If somebody's getting on my man, I'm getting on.
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I'm going to jump on this person's back and just bite and everything.
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Okay, so Zerka, after hearing those professions, you're going to pop two balloons.
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So choose the girls that you want to eliminate out of this equation real quick.
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You guys have no dreams, aspirations, I like that.
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It's just the biggest red black I've ever known.
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This bitch, unemployed, overweight, saying, "Oh, he's a Pisces." He's a Pisces.
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I just wonder what that guy was actually your actual husband you just said no to because of his son.
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That's why arranged marriages are a thing, bro.
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You leave these girls to own their vices, bro, they're gonna pick the worst people.
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If you look at the studies, women cut their wrists after dating Pisces.
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Like, I'm super jealous and clingy and sometimes I'm even abusive.
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No, I swear I just woke up, and I'm down to get drunk.
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When I say I'm physically abusive, when I say I'm physically abusive, I mean, like, let's say you're my girlfriend, I pinch.
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Like, I don't actually hit the girl, but I'll pinch you, you know?
00:58:40.000
Like, what, are you flirting, or like, I'm angry?
00:58:48.000
Okay, so, anything you want to know more about him?
00:58:52.000
Well then what about him is calling your attention?
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I'm a beautiful, good-looking millionaire.
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They have to tell girls so they don't get disappointed.
00:59:12.000
Okay, Zerka, let's add in some numerology here.
00:59:21.000
We're doing Chinese astrology and numerology, right?
00:59:23.000
Well, she has one energy, so you get it done yourself, you're argumentative, and you're a leader.
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Three is like communicator, funny, crook, you know?
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Okay, so knowing all this info, Zerka, one more balloon.
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I'll read some of the chats and then we'll, uh, we'll get into this.
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Oh, also, um, just to y'all know, guys, we finally...
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The affiliate program up and running for Pressure and Fit, Castle Club.
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This means, guys, you can now post links on clips and get paid for them every single time.
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So hit up Noble on Twitter and Mo on Instagram to get this up and running.
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Noble's Twitter is GreatKingNoble, G-R-E-A-T-K-I-N-G-N-O-B-L-E. Can we pull it up on screen?
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We'll pull it up on screen for y'all ninjas to message them.
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Or we'll pull up his Instagram here for y'all as well so you guys can go ahead and message him there.
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So if you guys want to become a Fresh and Fit affiliate, man, it's finally up and running with locals, a.k.a.
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So you can go ahead and get paid, bro, and post clips.
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And people are getting paid right now as we speak.
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And then also, just so y'all know, we're having a debate.
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I'm going to be hosting a debate for Destiny and Andrew Wilson tomorrow.
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And then after the debate, I will host a Zoom call after with Cast Club members.
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Okay, petitioning to get married on our Let's Show, LOL. I agree.
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Sure, but I'm going to hurt their feelings, bro.
01:03:15.000
My day is complete now that FedReacts is back on track.
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What do you think about Kamala taking over for Sleepy Joe?
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I didn't get a chance to watch the video yet, but I'm going to watch it after this show.
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I'm going to try to see if I can sneak in there, but we'll see what happens.
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All right, these middle-of-the-day streams are a fucking W, big bro.
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Thank you for always keeping us informed, WCC. I got y'all, man.
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I might even have a trailer for you guys later on tonight.
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I'm tired of the cuck-servatives, all right?
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And, you know, them going ahead and bowing down to a certain state and not necessarily putting America first.
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Suck that these idiots are using this to further their own political agendas instead of staying on topic.
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They didn't ask questions about the assassination.
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They asked a bunch of stupid-ass questions about...
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We need to talk about the fucking assassination.
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Everyone get in the CDC. And guys, these are chats from earlier today.
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I missed these earlier because I was just so focused.
01:04:44.000
Any thoughts on the body cam footage of that black chick getting shot?
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We're on YouTube, so I talked about it on my Twitter.
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You're not as strong as I want to say, Krillin.
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You couldn't beat Yugi in a Pokemon battle or Ash in a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.
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On some level, maybe you can beat Sailor Moon, but she got no ass.
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He'll turn you into a chocolate and eat you anyhow.
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All right, you need to make some changes to the show.
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Maybe change that new guest in the new studio.
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Also make your promotional ads as a clip that you run real quick so you don't end up hard-arring in the ads.
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Yeah, because we got the new studio shit in here.
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The next second, Fresh has two things following him in the double R. Then Fresh disappears.
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It's more like you're seeing Tinder in real time, but pop the balloon.
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Yeah, you guys are seeing female nature in full display here with a bunch of this stuff.
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You know, notice how Zerka came in, was an asshole, not nearly as nice, etc.
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Okay, we're gonna get some balloons, and then we are going to pick this off, contestant number three.
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And Nelson, what do you look for in women?
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Because he said he's looking for, you said something serious, committed?
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Yo, you know it's bad with ugly niggas on his knees.
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This is what happens when you're a fat ass, right?
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Like, girls are just gonna disqualify you off-rip.
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Like, bro, it's unacceptable to be fat as a man, bro.
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I mean, he said if someone just moved to Miami, I don't know why it's a red flag.
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Specifically women from certain geographical locations.
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They just have, they're used to certain...
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The reason why is because she's not physically attracted to him.
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She just looked for a bullshit excuse to pop her balloon.
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She doesn't want to come off as adversarial.
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Things and it's a cultural thing, you know what I mean?
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So, maybe you want a more typical Miami girl or someone who was born and raised here?
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No, just most of the time the chicks that are like in this part of town, Brickle and stuff, they're like OnlyFans chicks, we're looking for clouds.
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The other thing too is that, right, he has a shirt tucked in which shows how fat he is, right?
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And then he's dressed like an NPC. You know what I mean?
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He is dressed like an NPC. And yeah, bro, it's just not a good look.
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Bro, I'm glad that you guys are seeing these girls react this way because this is how...
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Not having, in particular, end up in a strip club every night.
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You guys are invisible to a majority of women, bro.
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And he got no dress attire, like, swag at all, too, as well.
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Yeah, yeah, like, you're fat, you know, yeah, bro.
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Oh, then, like, porn stars and all that kind of shit, I'm good.
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Never get married because I don't like OnlyFans, girls?
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Everybody that is of the demographic I'm talking about is what I'm not interested in.
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Leave Brickell, leave Miami Beach, leave Wynwood, because all that shit is like the global phenomenon of Miami.
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01:11:48.000
That was Do you guys think I can use the Yacht party as a business write-off since it's technically a meeting?
01:12:10.000
What comes with VIP? Kamal Harris gonna be the death of us.
01:12:24.000
She started with a woman that created the issue of sin in the world.
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So you guys can thank the whole fucking migrant invasion that we got going on.
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You can thank Kamala Harris for that, bro.
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Oh, he basically said that he's going to be on the yacht.
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And Kamala Harris is going to be the death of us, and we can write it off as a business expense.
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I mean, sketchy, but we could talk to Steve about it.
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It is going to cost a bunch of money to get the yacht, bro, but it's fine.
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Like I said, our goal here isn't to be super profitable.
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It's to meet you guys, have a good time, and get some awesome B-rolls.
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- No. - Thank you. - Come on over here, twin. - You're good. - We need some more balloons real quick.
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Shorty in the red was so honest, that shit hit the dome.
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The reality, guys, is that this is how just a lot of girls...
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If you have a very normie guy look, you're dressed like a normie, you're fat, bro, you're going to have a very difficult time with women, bro.
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Unless you've got a lot of money, but even then, I don't want you guys to be normal, like average Joe looking, and then have a bunch of money because then what's going to end up happening is you're going to attract girls only on that, and then they're not going to really fuck with you for you.
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And then you're just gonna have to be, you know, and that's another thing, too.
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So many guys pay for box, man, and trick off like, bro, you guys don't want to be in that box.
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Yeah, bro, you guys really don't want to be in that box.
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I'm telling you, man, it's a miserable existence to be a trick, bro.
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And then, yeah, it's like the equivalent of, like, you know, when a girl's a 304 and you're like, oh.
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That word gets around, and then girls really start finessing, trying to finesse you.
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What's your name, your age, and what do you do?
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I own a company And I do clothing line She had a question for you Go ahead No I just asked Was he old enough To be a sugar daddy Because he had his age Like it's like traumatic You need a sugar daddy baby I mean if you want to be one I got some money For a sugar daddy But I ain't old enough To be no sugar daddy Okay Alright So real quick You've been my boyfriend A little bit fresh For a while here Yeah Question for ladies That you want to get to Know them a little bit better Anything you want to ask them This is going to sound fucked up But I'm going to say it I genuinely believe this shit.
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I tweeted this shit, and I'll tell y'all here.
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I think, easily, one in five women in America, today, has done some type of sex work, whether it's being a sugar baby, dating a guy solely for him paying your bills, feet pictures, OnlyFans, Pay for play, whatever the fuck it is, one in five girls in America nowadays has done some of that shit in her past to some degree.
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I would add to your point and just say women that have sex with men and say, oh, my tire popped on my car, it's almost like you're asking for money because you had sex.
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And then I would say if the girl's attractive, like chicks that literally are bad, 50% or better are involved in some type of sex work.
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Like, if she's bad, 50% or better are involved in sex work.
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People can sit here and be like, oh, bro, that's just because the girls in Miami, blah, blah, blah.
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Well, bro, like, the girls that y'all niggas want?
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Yeah, they come here and then, I'm telling y'all, 50%, if not more, have done some type of sex work, even if they don't do it anymore.
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This sugar baby thing, it's way more common than you guys fucking think, bro.
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We did a whole guide on this shit for you guys on using sugar sites!
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There was a guy that watched our episode of Sugar Sites, right?
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Don't think just because they got money, they're not going to be on it.
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Matter of fact, there's a bunch of them that got money that are on there.
01:17:31.000
Because they don't want to meet a guy that's a brokie, which I can kind of understand.
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It is way more prevalent than you guys think it is a lot of you guys live in middle America Look, no way, that's not true because I don't recall in my neighborhood.
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Yeah You never know stupid, but they're going to fucking Nashville.
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They're coming down here in Miami They're going to LA.
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I'm telling you man You guys don't know fucking what the hell is going on man I would argue that if you look at it from the standpoint of seeing who's on there you'd be surprised who's actually on that website It could be a It could be your mom.
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A lot of y'all, you'll never see them because they have their profile hidden and they have to message you.
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Dude, there's been lawyers on there that hit me up, doctors, etc.
01:18:16.000
And I find it funny when people try to say, man, they saw you on the sugar site.
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Nigga, we've been talking about this since like 2021.
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You know, I'm supposed to nothing, retard, because we tell guys how to navigate that shit properly.
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So a lot of people say, I see the USA profile.
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And it's funny because if we did pay, that would have came out Years ago.
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Anyhow, regardless of fact, though, sometimes you'd be surprised to see what's on those websites.
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And as a result, bro, like, you gotta be careful because you never know.
01:18:43.000
I'm actually admiring somebody that you thought was pure, innocent, and she's been using that for years.
01:19:22.000
I was born in New York, and I was raised in Florida.
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All my family, all my cousins and everything in New York, and they mean as shit.
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As a friend, I love y'all, because y'all are going to fight with me and everything, but y'all mean as shit dating-wise.
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So Fresh, what do you look for in a woman?
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You definitely gotta have a vagina, that's for sure.
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I'm a little shallow, so looks is definitely...
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Looks is definitely one of the main things.
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And then, I guess, I mean, I don't want you to be done with shit either.
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I mean, most of them don't, but most of them, some of them do.
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I just seen you snap on him ladies question for fresh over here Any questions at all for him?
01:20:38.000
- Come on with my, sir! - Wait, what about Gemini? - What about Gemini? - What about you? - What about you? - What about you? - What about you? - You're a master manipulator. - You're a master manipulator. - I'm a manipulator? - I'll get her at it. - Do you want to pop the balloon?
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If you ain't got a strong mind, anybody can manipulate you, baby.
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If you ain't got a strong mind, anybody can manipulate you.
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That quick flying and the good, too good of communication.
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I know people that aren't jumping out there are better manipulators than me.
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Everything on me is new and there's no tag on anything else.
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She's going to have to date him for at least a year.
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She's going to be on his timeline if he actually wants to go ahead and get married with her.
01:22:38.000
We've dealt with Eastern European girls before.
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He's got to make money, she's going to want to be a provider, etc.
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So, you're going to have to date for at least a year or two, and then he's going to engage you, etc.
01:22:47.000
By the time you're married and everything is settled and everything, like, bro, you're going to be like 35, 36!
01:22:53.000
I feel bad for them sometimes, but it's like...
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She bought the lie, hook, line, and sinker.
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They're coming to Miami looking for a fresh start, but they don't know this is the trapper because no nigga would take you seriously that.
01:23:15.000
And if they do, you don't want them anyway.
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01:23:16.000
You came to the worst city to try to find a serious relationship, you dummy.
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01:23:20.000
You should have stayed your ass in cold-ass Chicago in the Windy City.
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Maybe somebody would have blew a guy your way or some shit.
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You got a better option over there than here.
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01:23:29.000
I generally think sometimes I should start a Big Brother service.
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And I should just consult with women exclusively and tell them how dumb they are.
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Just take the guy that you have in a friend zone right now that likes you.
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Because you ain't going to do much better, baby.
01:23:50.000
Call it the Myron Gaines Big Brother service.
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I'm going to give you real-life good advice to help you find a fucking dude.
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The people around you, society, Beyonce, Rihanna, they fucking lied to you.
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Yo, she posted some dumb shit about, um, at least my panties match my shoes.
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These are the women that are leading our women, bro.
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These are the women that are highly influential.
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If you look at every influential chick, Cardi B, Rihanna, Sexy Red, etc.
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Hey, find a guy while you're still young and beautiful.
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Find a guy that is, you know, good to you, treats you well.
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He's gonna be able to provide you long-term security and he'll be a good father.
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Don't go for the guys that have tattoos that are assholes and fuck a bunch of girls.
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Find a guy that is pleasant and nice and comes from a good family.
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And then they wonder why they're fucking crying at 32 years old.
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It's sad because at that point of getting what they don't want to hear...
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Like, for example, let's say you did a service, right?
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Or like, yeah, nah, I got some things going on.
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If girls listen to me, bro, I will single-handedly fix all these fucking relationship issues that we got in America today.
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She goes, since I clearly won't be achieving my six-pack until next summer, I switch my summer goal to matching my shoes to my panties.
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And then she goes around walking in New York and she lifts her skirt up.
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Bro, these are the women that are leading on with me.
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I'm just confused with everything that Tweet just said, bro.
01:26:04.000
Pull up all my bills on the side if you don't mind.
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I'm going to get married and give you everything.
01:26:32.000
I feel like marriage nowadays is a business decision.
01:26:34.000
A piece of paper is not going to validate how much I love you or not.
01:26:40.000
I want to tell her why she might say that, but I don't want to be me, but it's a joke.
01:26:43.000
You're probably positive because you need your papers.
01:26:52.000
I mean, it's not because I want to have official marriage, a more conservative kind of girl.
01:26:57.000
And a guy, he's like, oh, why would I have it on the paper?
01:27:00.000
You're conservative now because you understand that you fucked up.
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You're conservative now because you realize that you fucked up.
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Because, I'll tell you guys this, I promise you, 10 years ago, Woo!
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From my country, I can get any man I want, yes!
01:27:25.000
She was a conservative 10 years ago, I promise you that.
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I think she's Russian, I think, if I'm correct.
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If it doesn't make any difference, why wouldn't you make a paper?
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That's the business side of it that the government makes you do.
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And this is why I don't want to sign that paper.
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What I'll tell y'all niggas about Eastern European women.
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I told you guys you're gonna have to make some money etc.
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I need the contract We believe in America first, for her is money first.
01:28:34.000
Since I clearly won't be achieving my six-pack till next summer, I switch my summer goal to matching my shoes to my panties.
01:28:41.000
This is fucking ridiculous, bro What I have to take a fresh quote She got no ass!
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Rihanna need to do some goddamn squats, man.
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You know, besides this video, she didn't lock for Barbados on the map, so I can't argue with that, bro.
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Alright, that's fine, bro, but this is out for your country, nigga.
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Now that it's raining more than ever, know that we'll stand at each other.
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Ella, Ella, eh, eh, eh, go to the fucking gym, you dumbass bitch, eh, eh, eh, eh.
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I just told you that when it rains, you can want an umbrella too when it rains.
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The fuck she doing prancing around New York with a shoulder ass and shit, bro.
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I should be treating you like my wife before I put that ring on your finger.
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What about me that makes you look like I have a particular sex?
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- Damn! - What about me that makes you look like I have unprotected sex? - I am a nasty nigga though, but.
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- You like it? - That is not protected sex.
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Y'all do the ring and all that stuff for society.
01:32:30.000
If you're really for yourself and you're really just worried about getting married, you would go to the courthouse and just sign the paper.
01:32:34.000
But most of y'all want the ring, the wedding, the dress.
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Y'all want to go through all that extra bullshit.
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Father's Day is not even the 19th most best holiday.
01:32:50.000
Most women want to get married, but they don't want to be wives.
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That's the cold hard reality that you guys need to remember when you're going ahead and dating a lot of these chicks, bro.
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So in Miami, I'm the good fresh, he's the bad fresh, and that nigga can be getting hoes.
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Guys, I tell you guys all the time, one of the best ways to get girls, like, if you're a guy, like, and you're, like, your status isn't there, your money isn't up or whatever, one of the best ways to get chicks is be a promoter, bro.
01:33:48.000
Because you have an implied status just off of what you do.
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Yeah, so we added more girls as time passed because it was almost like if, like, remember, when we get picked, you leave the actual, like, you know, picking.
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This is the first I've seen this shit, man.
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I purposely didn't watch this, guys, so I could give y'all, like, a raw reaction.
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Give us your name, age, we do for a living.
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This nigga looks like your uncle that shows up at the reunion party.
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You're either gonna A, grow bald, or you're gonna fucking bring your hair back with some fucking, like, with some Rogate or a fucking hair transplant or something.
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But yo, I'm telling y'all, man, your hair, you gotta pick one.
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If you're starting to bald, you just gotta shave that shit off, bro.
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01:35:20.000
I'm telling y'all, you gotta just shave it off.
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Like, this dude right here, he's hanging out for dear life.
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You gotta either bite the bullet and do the transplant, do the transplant, or...
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You're getting mine, we'll start brushing this.
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Bro, that's why your shit look like trash, man.
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He looks significantly older than he really is, guys, because of his hair.
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Bro, I'm telling y'all, man, either go bald or do the fucking transplant, man.
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Yeah, you thought he was older too, right?
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Guys, when your hair's fucked up, it ages you.
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You gotta fucking take care of that shit, man.
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You can't be out here going bald and shit like that.
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You just gotta shave it off or do the transplant.
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I run a marketing agency for Fortune 500 companies.
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You got money so well, we still don't like you!
01:37:28.000
Yeah, I thought he was older than what he said.
01:37:39.000
All the gold figures saying they're not into it.
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This is to the comment that people say, oh, you got money in Miami, you're going to get girls automatically.
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Anywhere in the world doesn't mean you can't get girls.
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It just means that you have access to more fun, but it doesn't mean girls don't like you.
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Because if you don't look the part, they'll fucking regardless.
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It gives you a few extra seconds to display your value.
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Like you got a Lamborghini or whatever it may be, it buys you an extra five seconds of an opportunity to increase your sexual market value to the girl.
01:38:36.000
Which is why so many rich guys, by the way, FYI here in Miami.
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And 99% of the rich niggas here are fresh knows all of them.
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We're the only dummies that don't do it in Miami.
01:38:53.000
You got celebrities, soccer players, football players.
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It's the only way you get around it a lot of times.
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01:38:57.000
Like, just because you got money don't mean you can't shit.
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Yeah, so that's why a lot of niggas just pay.
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They just look at it like, bro, I can't be fucking bothered.
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These rappers, these influencers, like, these dudes that got money, etc., They're all paying for box, bro.
01:39:15.000
Do you guys notice these random memos that are unemployed?
01:39:41.000
I thought that was really harsh that they popped it before you said anything, but also the same thing.
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This man's first First off, all of y'all ladies, you look beautiful tonight, but y'all being a little too nice.
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His first reaction to us popping the blooms was bitches.
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Yo, at least he has his real hair on his head.
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Fuckin' Shaniqua's always got the most to say, bro.
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This bitch hair is on fire and she over here talking shit, man.
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I don't know that, but guys that have money and a little bit of, like, I want to say, status in Miami, they typically just go to a strip club and pay for box.
01:41:20.000
That's why you said bitches, because he's like, man, you know what I'm talking about?
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They're confident, too, and a little bit delusional in a way, but to them, it's like, I can just pay for it.
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Bro, because he be getting girls like that, but he be paying for it.
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Like, bro, I fuck matter bitches to all y'all hoops.
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I would have lost my mind being there in person.
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It's perfect. - We got my boy in the building. - Jake, Jake, Jake.
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- Pop, pop, pop. - Wait, wait, wait. - Wait, stop the show. - Do you pop that right away?
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Notice how this dumbass bitch is salty and wants them all to be salty for this guy.
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But watch what happens in this one interaction.
01:42:30.000
So she wants them to pop all their balloons, but you're going to see why in like a minute.
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Dewan, Age, N.A. So I do concierge and I do the clubs out here.
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Alright, so I'll hook you up with the VIP table.
01:43:10.000
Men, you guys, don't ever be ashamed to give your fucking age, bro.
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Your sexual market value is not contingent upon your age whatsoever.
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Matter of fact, you got some grays in your hair, you want to fucking leave it out for a bit.
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Sometimes I leave it out, sometimes I fucking dye it, whatever it may be.
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Especially if you take care of yourself, you got good skin, you go to the gym, etc.
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Because I fucking go to the gym and I fucking eat fruits and I'm not a fucking loser like you drinking booze every week.
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And are you looking for something serious right now?
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He's better looking than all of the girls.
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Yeah, but I can just tell that she's interested in him, and I'm not really that interested She don't want to compete.
01:45:14.000
Guys, you guys are literally getting like a fucking...
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You popped your boom because you feel like I'm interested in him.
01:45:27.000
What me being interested in him got to do with you?
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Because you're a ratchet bitch and she don't want to fight you?
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She's not going to say that, but you're a ratchet bitch and she want to fight you.
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She's like, I'm not going to fight over this nigga, bro.
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01:45:59.000
Just because I think he handsome, that don't mean I want to fuck him or anything.
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I can just think he handsome, but you think I'm interested.
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01:46:05.000
You're over there trying to have a conversation with him.
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Notice how she's arguing with the girl there.
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Cause she's mad because this girl pulled her card.
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I'm going to tell you what happened after, but go ahead.
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My preference as far as appearance, I like more so a man that is dark skinned or has melanin.
01:46:43.000
I don't really have a restriction on height, but you can't be like this or you can't be like that.
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But you know, my height and up, that's fine, or whatever the case may be.
01:46:51.000
And I like a man with them eyes, and you got them eyes.
01:47:06.000
Oh, that means-- No, that means-- What did Starbucks say?
01:47:30.000
I don't really care for his hair though Whoa That's a little racially motivated What the fuck That's crazy Right Zarka Yeah that is crazy She likes him the most Now we know Alright I just like men with leadership skills Like bro This bitch is 40 Fat Fake hair Tatter all over the place Ghetto as fuck And she has the fucking nerve to say I don't like his hair Bitch, at least his hair is real!
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I like a man that can lead, a boss type of man, you know, because I'm very much of a sort of, yeah, because I've been pretty much independent my whole life, so, you know.
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Damn, never had good dick, never had good dick, that's for sure.
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01:48:13.000
What are you, anything about him or what are you looking for in the guy?
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I'm more about conservative kind of type of family stuff, so yeah.
01:48:33.000
You want the man to lead in a traditional role?
01:48:39.000
Okay, I need a secure man, alpha man, but I don't like my man being outside because I'm not outside.
01:48:58.000
Bro, I promise you, when it comes on a girl, she's gonna say the most nice, sincere things to appeal to the audience.
01:49:05.000
Bro, I just could tell from the way that she conveys herself that she'd be in the clubs.
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01:49:19.000
Bitch, him being outside isn't the same as you being outside.
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Like, yo, some dude on Twitter earlier today had to fuck...
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You know, I'll pull up the tweet here in a second, but go ahead.
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Hold This is a perfect example of like girls thinking that men and women are equal in this blank slate equalism bullshit that a lot of these feminists believe in.
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Pull up the tweet that I just pulled up, that I had real quick, because this guy tried to fucking use this shit earlier on X, and I was like, I had to just call him out, like, bro, you're a fucking loser.
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And any guy, and just so y'all know, any man that has this blank slate equalism mindset, even if you're a woman watching this shit, you need to run far away.
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Because when it's time for him to protect or provide for you, you know what he's gonna say?
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Any guy that believes in equality between the genders, you need to run away from, whether you're a man or a woman.
01:50:33.000
Because he's going to look to you to also defend him at times, which is a fucking problem, alright?
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So, this guy says, Trump has five kids by three different women.
01:50:45.000
Imagine what Republicans would say if Kamala had five kids with three different men.
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That assumes that men and women are equal, and the whole blank slate equalism fucking fallacy, which we've debunked on this show many times.
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And I just simply respond to this, saying...
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A promiscuous man is doing something, or S, plural, right.
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A promiscuous woman is doing a lot of things wrong.
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Men and women are not blank slate equals, and this is what liberals always get wrong.
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Because having this worldview that we are equal, you're outside, I don't want my man outside because I'm not outside.
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Bitch, he could be outside because he's a man.
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You don't be outside because you've got to preserve your value.
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Like, she can't control if she has abortion or not.
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He can't control how many kids he has with a woman.
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Because there's, amazingly, there's a lot of women that watch the show, surprisingly.
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A bunch of girls that came up to me at the RNC saying they fucking watched the pod.
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But, of course, at a Republican National Convention, so, of course, they watched the podcast.
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For all the men that are watching, any guy that says, oh, I believe in politicalism, leave that guy.
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01:51:51.000
He doesn't understand that he's supposed to be a leader.
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If you, women, if you meet a guy and he believes that men and women are equal and he believes there's a blank slate of equalism, run away.
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He's gonna expect you to go half and half on the bills.
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He's gonna not feel it's his duty to protect you in times of peril.
01:52:13.000
Anybody that believes in equality in the relationship between men and women doesn't live in the real world.
01:52:19.000
It doesn't understand inherent biological differences.
01:53:18.000
I think he popped Russia because she's too old.
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01:53:30.000
I'm gonna let a guy, like, would just rather, I don't know, not have no older kids at least.
01:53:53.000
She makes content with her kids on social media.
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The lady in the orange outfit with the tattoos.
01:54:09.000
And it's disqualifying him for having two kids.
01:54:21.000
If you guys don't want to deal with old-ass chicks like that that got kids, come on to our yacht party because we're definitely not going to let those chicks on.
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01:54:26.000
Yacht party, guys, coming out August 10th, man.
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200-plus girls are going to probably be there.
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We're only going to have 100, 150 spots for the guys.
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You will never find a yacht party that fucking cheap in Miami.
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We're giving it to you guys at a great rate because we were able to get a bigger yacht.
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Yacht's going to be 135 plus, three stories.
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We'll have pictures for you guys July 28th, by the way.
01:54:59.000
So, it's going to be a fucking good time, guys.
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And we're going to IRL stream some of the yachts, too, as well.
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Hang out with Fresh, and you're going to be able to hang out with us in the studio.
01:55:21.000
Get in there, and come to the Yacht Party, man.
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01:55:25.000
We're not going to have crazy old chicks like that that have kids.
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You ain't got enough melanin to even be...
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01:56:24.000
I didn't know he gets to go back there and touch them.
01:56:41.000
Yo, like, bro, she just left early just because, like, Philly's got her shit?
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01:56:46.000
Listen, I get it, but then it's like, yo, like, why are you even coming in the first place?
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She has a legitimate opportunity to meet somebody.
01:56:58.000
Mo, were you able to find that episode for me and then the beginning part?
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Alright, I don't know what the fuck's going on, but okay.
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01:57:05.000
No, we're showing the castle club part that only those guys saw when they came in front of one of the girls.
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01:57:19.000
It's like a Chris taking a deep breath just for walking.
01:58:03.000
Okay, so I'll just kind of brief you a little bit.
01:58:06.000
So remember there was a girl that most people might have thought was a little bit more outside.
01:58:12.000
She was basically confronted by them saying, yeah, like, we know who you are.
01:58:29.000
And then we're going to do after hours with the girls coming up.
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Okay, so now the girls are picking or some shit?
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The guys have balloons and then the girls are going to be coming up one by one.
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Guys, guys, by the way, y'all party, August 10th.
01:59:22.000
We're going to have over 150 girls on there.
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His party's on y'alls would be crazy, by the way.
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- Okay. - Dang. - Dang. - Dang. - You didn't even talk to me.
01:59:53.000
- We've done introductions, but we have not heard. - Name, age, and what you do for a living.
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- Uh. - You think you sure already said that shit. - My name's Trinity.
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Y'all fucked up popping the balloon because she'll probably let y'all hit on the first date.
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Oh man, everybody gets sick again after this episode, man.
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This reminds me of a meme with the girl and the four black guys on the couch.
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Bro, we can't give you the discount, though.
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Yo, you got to join through one of the affiliate links from our Clippers.
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And you might actually, Myron, if you sign up, you might actually go to the layout party.
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Listen, I got paid for getting a yacht, though.
02:02:33.000
You think you pay $9.98, but I got to pay way more than that.
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Yo, it's my yacht party, and I'm paying the most to go to my yacht party.
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We're actually paying the biggest entrance fee, man.
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Because I'll tell y'all this, this y'all was not fucking cheap, bro.
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I'm paying the most so y'all niggas can pay a cheaper price, man.
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Chris is gonna drink all the alcohol, eat all the food, and take some home for dinner.
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We working, we doing the IRL stream in the background and stuff.
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Guys, we're not going to profit as much as y'all think, man.
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Hopefully we get some profit, but we're not going to profit as much as, you know.
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For it to make super, super financial sense, we should be profiting way fucking more.
02:03:51.000
But we're doing it mostly because we want B-roll, want to meet y'all, better price point, etc.
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We want to show you guys having a good time and everything else like that.
02:04:08.000
Myron, how much did you pay for your transplant?
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Fresh, please don't let these whores hijack the show.
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It's because I let them talk at the very end in Castle Club a little bit more.
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You know, they could talk their shit a little bit.
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02:04:30.000
Turned out Smoke Shop was selling a lot of illegal drugs.
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They basically trashed my BTM in the raid.
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I want to know how I could get them, the PD, to buy my damn machine.
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Or have any advice on the situation you have to together get to else for Support by the way, bro hit them up like they'll help you out with that shit man.
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Holy shit If you want bro, just put tag fashion fit and they can put a shit on the smoke shop.
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That's crazy Tag fashion fit in the email or subject matter and they should respond faster Yeah, yeah, yeah, and if they don't got a king, let me know and I'll hit up Paul and we'll hit him directly Yeah, we'll hit him up directly for you because they'll take care of you for that shit, bro.
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Yeah, they should at least Myron, do you know any Border Patrol agents, active or inactive?
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I'd be really cool to get an insight on a career like that for Money Monday since you mentioned that.
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Yeah, actually, I have a good friend that's a former Border Patrol agent.
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And yes, we're doing After Hours tonight as well.
02:05:31.000
Myron, do you think the Trump Project 2025 is real or a distraction?
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No, Trump doesn't want to do Project 2025, guys.
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He's denounced it like four or five times now at this point, which I think Project 2025, just so y'all know, by the way, my stance on it's fucking based.
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So I like it, but it kind of sucks that Trump is denouncing it.
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Guys, he's got to be in the middle at this point because he wants to bring in all these people that are in the middle.
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He doesn't want to come off as a radical right-wing guy.
02:06:00.000
Yo, Mario, are you going to be on season two of Vitaly's streams?
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Yeah, I'll be there catching some predators with Vitaly this weekend in Los Angeles.
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As you guys know, he's going to be doing his 10-day thing.
02:06:25.000
Without government assistance, there would be a lot more deadbeat moms.
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There's one more castle club that just now came in.
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Did you see Netanyahu, the true president of the United States, give his press...
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All I'm going to say is we counted up how many times he got a standing ovation.
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Y'all want to know how many times they gave him a standing ovation during his speech today?
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81 times they stood up and gave him a standing ovation.
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How many girls can I bring because I have 15 Miami baddies waiting to come already.
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Real talk, if you're serious about that, we should have a make arrangements through Mo.
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Message Noble on the side, right fucking now, by the way.
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Do it right now, because he's looking at his phone.
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Say, 15 baddies in your headline or whatever so he knows.
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VIP. And then he's going to want to see who the girls are and shit like that, bro.
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Like, we're going to be very selective on the girls that get on this thing because, like, bro, like, no.
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Yeah, if she's obese or some shit like that, bro, like, come on.
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Why did the girls say to the tall black guy, while being a VIP table or outside is a red flag, what's the launcher behind it?
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So they're just saying, I'm not sure that if a guy is going to be doing promoter type work, it might be he's going to cheat a lot.
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It's great of him cheating, so that's what it really is.
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LD Fun says, I have to watch this another time, gents.
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Privileged to be able to network while traveling for work.
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Thank you, FNF, for building something special.
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We're setting up a fucking community for you guys so that you go to a foreign city, well, a city you've never been to before, even in a foreign country because we got fucking Castle Club chapters around the world now.
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You can go ahead and meet somebody out there that will go ahead and have a like mindset, they're like-minded to you, and a similar worldview because you don't want to be hanging out with Blue Pill guys.
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And also, business connects, business ventures together.
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I'm telling you, bro, the right mindset together can change the world.
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We got guys making money right now, bro, because they're fucking networking, etc.
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We're going to go ahead and segue into after hours here.
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And we'll be back in, give us about 20 minutes or so to set up.