THE BEATINGS WILL CONTINUE! FT. PRO AWKWARD
Summary
Myself, Myron, Flame, and WeRise are back in the house and ready to crush the kids in the Shadow Parallels. We beat them all. We don't even have time to edit this one, we're too busy playing to edit it. We hope you enjoy it as much as we did making it to the point where we beat these kids. We're back at it again next week with a new episode of Shadowparallels, so stay tuned for that. Just pay the 2.95 postage and you're in for a treat! X-Men Legends is a new Overwatch League streaming service created by Myron and Flame from the Overwatch League. It's a group of 6 people who are trying to make a name for themselves as one of the best Overwatch League players in the world. They play against other Overwatch League streamers and are looking to take down the top tier teams in the game. We're here to make you feel like you're not the only one in your lane, you're a part of the team that's going to have a good ol' day to day life in the Overwatch community. You can't ask for much more. I hope you guys enjoy this episode, it's a good one. - Myron & Flame - Shadowparalyzed - Fire Emblem: Three Houses - Overwatch League - Destiny 2 - ShadowParallels - PUBG - The Shadowparlay - Shadowparley - Battle Royale - Shadow Parlay . . . , , & much more! - X-man Legends - and other shoutout shoutcast :D , Myron's Twitch Streams: Shadowboy's Twitch Channel: , Shadowboy, , and Shadowboy s Twitch Stream: . Shadowboy Myron s Twitch stream: | Shadowboy is a stream on the Shadowboy. . . and we're on the road! , WeRISE's Twitch stream is , I'm on the Roadhog's Twitch channel, @ Shadowboy , and we'll be on the next episode of Destiny 2, Shadowboy on Twitch, and I'll be in the future! . , and I'm going to be on Destiny 2 and other stuff, and I can't wait to go back to Destiny 2 on Destiny 3 on Shadowboy!
Transcript
00:00:12.000
Let me double check, make sure that we're live on the plats.
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Alright, we're live on X. Let's see if we're live on rumble.
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He's like this huge streamer that got into Overwatch and he was like gifting everyone a hundred subs.
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So, yeah, we got Awkward in the house, we got Flame in the house, and then we got WeRise gonna come back.
00:00:52.000
Yeah, guys, I know some of you guys in the Shadow Parley are like, yo, Myron, are you streaming right now?
00:00:56.000
Yeah, man, impromptu stream, Awkward's back in the house.
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So you guys can go ahead and continue to watch us beat the crap out of these kids.
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For some of you guys that are wondering, yo, Myron, why are you on a weird account?
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So here I am, I'm playing on Bill's account, so hopefully I get him suspended on this account too.
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Alright, guys, give me once in a chat if you guys can hear the game.
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Alright, I can hear myself on X, so I think we're good.
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Yeah, I'm streaming on Rumble and on X right now.
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Fuck it, I'll just sit on the high ground, Michael.
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They're using window and they're showing us out.
00:10:54.000
I've been practicing them with the Kree, but these kids are pissing me off.
00:15:20.000
I didn't realize that you had to play the game.
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I think if I play more often, I would be champion by now.
00:23:54.000
People in Overwatch are allergic to becoming better people.
00:24:06.000
I told him I'll pay for a gym and all that stuff.
00:24:12.000
Power means nothing if you do not put it to use.
00:24:31.000
Also, the people that are talking trash, the funny thing is Myron is probably higher ranked than you.
00:24:47.000
Yeah, for all the haters in the chat talking shit, fuck you losers over there on Aqua's chat.
00:33:38.000
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:33:40.000
Oh, monkey left, monkey left, monkey left, monkey left.
00:35:27.000
Yo, did our Zarya not have grav on that last fight?
00:36:02.000
Yeah, visor them from behind because they're looking at us up front.
00:36:08.000
Winston, Winston, Winston, Winston behind you guys.
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Yo, Amnesia, I'm not sure if you forgot how to play Zarya or some shit, but bro, you should be having high charge with this team that they have on their squad.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna, but they're all looking at me right now.
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Yo, for all you fucking low IQ idiots in the fucking rumble chat like eventual warlord, you fucking piece of shit.
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It's her friend that she went to college with, okay?
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He works out at a fucking UFC gym an hour away.
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You fucking idiots can't even do your research right.
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Over here saying that, yo, she's still friends with her ex, that nigga's gay.
00:39:49.000
That's how I don't take y'all niggas serious no more, because you guys don't even do your proper research.
00:39:58.000
This eventual warlord dude's a fucking weirdo, man.
00:40:03.000
You over here trying to do research and shit, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, man.
00:40:26.000
Talking about a fucking picture from six years ago, man.
00:42:28.000
If we don't have that window, I would've fucked him up.
00:45:01.000
Yeah, so let me just address this shit one time because you guys are fucking idiots, right?
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You guys think you're, oh, yo, Byron, exposed, we got this picture of Andrew from seven years ago with this fucking guy.
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Number two, she went to school with him back in Venezuela.
00:45:18.000
That dude moved to Florida, unbeknown to her, by the way, you guys actually are the ones that told her that he fucking moved here, and he lives like an hour away.
00:45:33.000
Oh, bro, look, your girl does this, blah, blah, blah.
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You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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I used to be able to take some of y'all, like, serious, but now it's just very obvious that it's just like, let me just hate on this dude.
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Let me just fucking try to fight some shit on Angie.
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So it's like, bro, like, get the fuck up out of here, man.
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Like, I don't take a lot of you guys fucking serious because you guys are some fucking weirdos, bro.
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A photo shoot that she did months before I met her.
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Where she was helping a friend out with her bikini business.
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Because you want to take personal shots at my chick?
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Guarantee you're a mouth-breathing, triple-chen, piece of shit fucking loser.
00:46:54.000
Motherfuckers want to be personal talking shit about my chick.
00:46:55.000
I want to see what the fuck some of y'all niggas look like.
00:47:09.000
If I would have gone off the map, I would have missed it.
00:47:21.000
I don't know what the hell this Reinhardt's doing, bro.
00:47:40.000
Yeah, eventually, you talk all this shit, drop your Instagram, bro.
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Because you've been taking personal shots at me for fucking weeks and Angie.
00:50:03.000
Yeah, go right side there and then high noon when they...
00:50:33.000
Shit on their DPS. Awkward's about to do a Lucio unranked GM with this.
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Yeah, people have been asking me to do it for like four years.
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Like, I'll never understand why you sit here and you watch my streams and you talk shit.
00:51:16.000
Let them fucking sit in here like idiots to talk shit, making themselves look like fucking retards.
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Back on topic for shit talkers, you know, I suggested something.
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I think that if you have social media or any online presence, you should be forced to take a picture of yourself and put it on your profile before you talk shit.
00:55:09.000
You go in the fucking FedReacts chat, you be in the YouTube chat, all you do is talk shit about Angie.
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And the reason why I'm telling you loser-ass niggas to post your IG is because you guys sit there and talk shit about her all the time, taking personal attacks on her.
00:55:29.000
I would like to see what some of you weirdos look like, man.
00:55:33.000
Because I did attack your argument on that last one for this fucking eventual warlord idiot.
00:55:39.000
You literally pointed out a fucking gay dude that she was classmates with seven years ago.
00:55:49.000
You're an L. So now, since you want to go ahead and take personal attacks on her that are incorrect, show us what the fuck you look like, eventual warlord.
00:55:56.000
You over here 32 years old talking shit about another fucking dude's girl.
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I would love to smack some of you guys with the fucking taste out your mouth, man.
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The eventual warlord saying, I don't care about a girl past.
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Because she did a bikini shoot with a friend before I met her?
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Being a whore and doing a photo shoot are two different things, bro.
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And when I've talked about Instagram before, I've been very explicit about this.
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I say when she's in a relationship with you, she has that shit.
00:57:40.000
He's putting up that fucking dumbass barrier, man.
00:59:13.000
I'm giving this fucking haters too much attention, so I'm fucking...
01:03:06.000
Just fucking talking shit to these fucking loser haters.
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And I wasn't even fucking focused, so now we're gonna destroy them on this one.
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We're going to absolutely destroy them now, because I'm going to actually play soldier, so we're going to fuck them up.
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What's the most crazy thing you've seen as a doctor?
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Well, there was one pilot who was lost in time.
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These kids don't stand a chance when I play Soldier, bro.
01:07:53.000
Oh my god, he had his heel pad and still fucking almost died.
01:10:27.000
It said if I win 10 match, I'm gonna get diamond too.
01:13:09.000
Okay, I'm gonna stay behind and let them chase me.
01:15:17.000
I think this is the most diverse group I've ever played with.
01:16:34.000
Window, window, window, window, window, window!
01:18:00.000
We can only keep them at their spawn how long, right?
01:22:06.000
To be honest, if we didn't sit there and spawn their camp for a bit, we would've fucked them up.
01:25:13.000
You can go for the res and I think I'm gonna beat.
01:26:18.000
Right when I was about a high noon these scrubs.
01:26:48.000
I'm about to restart this shit right now, guys.
01:28:41.000
I said, if your girl's on Instagram showing her body off when she has a man, right?
01:28:49.000
However, if she takes her shit down when she's in a relationship with you, obviously, and, you know, makes her shit private or whatever, that's different, bro.
01:28:58.000
But again, I got people that lack critical thinking skills that watch the podcast that are like, oh, she had a picture of herself on Instagram, like, in a bikini.
01:29:07.000
Bro, that means that you're all hypocrisy, bro.
01:29:17.000
When you're in a relationship with her, that's the problem.
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But if she was doing it before and then she changes because of you, then good job!
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You got her to obviously commit to you on a higher degree because she obviously put her shit behind privacy.
01:29:32.000
It's like, bro, like, people just don't have critical thinking skills, man.
01:29:37.000
They want to, like, extrapolate certain things from what you say to fit their narrative.
01:29:53.000
That's the last time I address this shit with you guys.
01:29:59.000
No, those beach pricks were not when we were...
01:30:20.000
Yeah, guys, I don't know what the fuck happened.
01:30:56.000
Honestly, bro, I'm not even going to address this shit with you guys no more because you guys are just trolling at this point.
01:31:35.000
You know, I used to think that my chat was bad on Twitter.
01:31:44.000
They always got some shit to say about my chick.
01:31:52.000
When they get a chick of their own, maybe they'll possibly talk to her.
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Trying to say I'm hypocritical about some shit like that when I've been fairly clear about what I've said about having a main girl and vetting and everything else like that.
01:32:09.000
Yeah, when I first joined the group chat, you were with her.
01:32:26.000
Also, when people talk shit, they should talk shit about you, not people around you.
01:33:49.000
You know, Ryze, the Chinese squad is pretty good.
01:33:51.000
I think they win the last two World Cups, didn't they?
01:34:10.000
China has a lot of good players, but we have most cheaters in the world.
01:35:50.000
Nah, awkward's is, uh, other side of the world.
01:36:07.000
I went to LA one time and San Francisco one time.
01:36:12.000
But I've heard the East is better than the West.
01:36:46.000
I don't know how to zip around without getting dizzy.
01:41:12.000
Arisa weak, Arisa weak, I'm shooting her, I'm shooting her, I'm shooting her.
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Arisa about to die, Arisa about to die, got her.
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Sombra over here, one shot, Sombra, Sombra one shot.
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If you don't see me again on Twitch or on YouTube, you know why.
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I knew Sombra or somebody was thinking about it.
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He's one, he's one, he's one, that fucking scrub.
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Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
01:51:45.000
Iron, did you know a soldier is gay in the lore?
01:52:45.000
What's the most crazy thing you've seen as a doctor?
01:52:53.000
Well, there was one pilot who was lost in time.
01:56:49.000
DidYouCJ100 says, hope you're doing well, big man.
01:57:10.000
When Myron games, like, the group chat got leaked.
01:57:15.000
When you game, it's like the group chat got leaked.
02:00:35.000
I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going.
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We'll just wipe him one time and we got this shit.
02:01:41.000
Do a midi at 1, do a midi at 1, do a midi at 1.
02:03:11.000
One game with this guy on my team and I'm ready for suicide.
02:03:31.000
Oh, you're probably not gonna beat him because you're bronze, probably, right?
02:03:38.000
Yeah, on my main account, I was with Diamond, but...
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I'm playing on my friend's account now, so we're gonna rank him up.
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Yeah, we almost got to master, but it's all good, man.
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Oh yeah, we're getting put against high elo people.
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I think Awkward is diamond on tank as well though.
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Doomfist with Reaper, Doomfist with Reaper on the left.
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Maga, Maga on the left with Sojourn on the high ground.
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They're just chasing me, they're just chasing me right now.
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The only thing we're gonna have is a Mercy ult.
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McCree on the right, McCree on the right, McCree on the right, trying to take off angle.
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I don't know how the fuck they even got that shit, man.
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This soldier can die, this soldier can- Oh my god, bro.
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They're ulting, they're ulting, they're ulting.
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These kids on another team are not fucking good!
02:15:13.000
Oh, they're chasing me in the back here, I believe.
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They're not touching the point, they're idiots.
02:17:04.000
Bro, they're all chasing me like the whole game.
02:19:19.000
They get no views so they have to fucking get naked.
02:19:26.000
Yeah, there's this meta on Twitch where girls get naked and put a green screen on their butt.
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Alright, let's fuck these kids up, man, on this one.
02:19:53.000
The weirdos are the ones who watch that sort of content, I mean actually that is fairly true.
02:20:57.000
I'm gonna take high ground over here, because no mercy on these scrubs.
02:24:58.000
Oh my god bro, I'm doing so much damage on these scrubs.
02:26:33.000
I'm gonna foot heal for you, McCree, right here.
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He should pay me a lot, though, for bringing his account up.
02:29:33.000
I'll play a few games, then I'm gonna go to the gym, guys.
02:30:03.000
We got banned for a reason that doesn't make sense at all.
02:32:48.000
I didn't want to pop it, because you guys were dead, bud.
02:34:29.000
They might try to come around the left-hand side.
02:35:41.000
Not as quick as I used to be, but I'm still the fastest gun in the New West.
02:37:38.000
This Tracer leased all their blinks to go after.
02:38:14.000
You guys killed him before you could even teleport.
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Tracer running like the little bitch that she is.
02:40:06.000
Those kids were trash on the other team though.
02:40:19.000
No, I'll do like two or three more and then yeah.
02:40:26.000
It's going to be at probably around 8 o'clock tonight, IRL stream, outdoors.
02:40:32.000
We were going to do a call-in show, but it's spring break, so we're like, you know what, we'll do an IRL for you.
02:40:50.000
Now they have in the Overwatch esports, now they have pronouns.
02:40:53.000
Like when you watch the players, they have pronouns.
02:41:02.000
I think adding pronouns to the Overwatch League is a real step forward, and next I want to see their food preference, favorite movie, all of that really important stuff.
02:41:09.000
That's a L. That's a fucking L. Who gave us a fuck?
02:41:36.000
I mean, the thing is that I don't understand is...
02:41:46.000
Who sat there and thought it was a good decision?
02:41:55.000
Yeah, I was gonna say, somewhat pink and purple hair.
02:42:08.000
They look exactly like you would distract them.
02:42:20.000
Like casters and shit, but I think if they don't agree with that, the paycheck's over.
02:42:45.000
How does the fact that you're a gay has anything to with pronouns?
02:43:24.000
Maga weak, Maga weak, Maga weak, Maga weak on the bottom left Soldier weak below Soldier melted Genji The Genji melted.
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I don't know what the fuck this bitch is thinking.
02:55:29.000
You know what I should probably do when I play with you, Myron?
02:55:32.000
When I play with you, I'll probably stream on Rumble or something.
02:55:51.000
Bro, if that's clean, I don't want to know dirty.
02:56:28.000
We only lost two or three other than the one you DC'd.
02:57:07.000
Is like a locker room talk a foreign concept to Americans?
02:57:40.000
So your friends aren't gonna judge you, you know, if you say something.
02:57:44.000
Yeah, but like on the internet, if you say something in private like to your friend and they expose it, like let's say you have a blind friend.
02:57:57.000
People are like chronically online, you know, on Twitter, like they would never say that shit to your face.
02:58:02.000
Yeah, because they're dumbasses that have nothing better to do with the project so they deal with all that shit.
02:58:24.000
You don't have that shit in first world countries, ever.
02:58:29.000
If there was a war going on, that would be like the last thing anyone would care about as well.
03:00:01.000
Just know that if you die somewhere really, really funky, I'm probably gonna try to rez it.
03:05:55.000
Myron, do you get recognized a lot when you go out?
03:06:07.000
Most people are really polite and nice, so I never say no to take pictures and say what's up.
03:06:34.000
It's always internet, comfort of a keyboard and a mouse, and no one can punch you in the face.
03:06:43.000
Honestly, it's losers like Ethan Klein that be hatin', buying a keyboard.
03:06:48.000
He didn't want to even have the debate in person for obvious reasons, you know what I mean?
03:06:58.000
They weren't trying to debate you, they were just trying to excuse you.
03:09:31.000
People are telling me to ask you, what is After Hours?
03:11:19.000
Eyako, what's your opinion about soy losers from reddit, most of the Overwatch DMZ posting about you?
03:12:16.000
First step to improve your life, don't go to Overwatch TMZ on Reddit.
03:13:25.000
It's normally fine, but lately for past, I don't know, a week or two, it's been doing this, where it'll start to lag in the beginning and then it'll be fine for the rest of the time I play.
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And I'm hardwired in, so it's not like I'm going off of a Wi-Fi.
03:16:13.000
Okay, Monkey solo ulti me like a scrub that he is.
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I'm trying to take high ground right now to shoot him.
03:21:14.000
Rockets, I can fit through tight spaces now, bro.
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Remember, I'm starting to turn into a regular human being.
03:21:32.000
Yo, for all the retards that said that we're hiding from the Redders, like, you guys are fucking stupid, bro.
03:21:36.000
Yo, it's spring break, there's a bunch of people here in Miami, we haven't done an IRL in a very long time, so we're gonna do an IRL stream.
03:21:47.000
Like, you motherfucker sit there and say, yo, content is still!
03:21:56.000
Yo, sometimes I really be thinking like we got some like low IQ people that watch us, bro.
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Besides, they get into the- You niggas sit there and complain and say after hours are stale.
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We don't do after hours, we do an IRO. Oh, bro, what up, bro?
03:26:01.000
But niggas always have something I hate about, bro.
03:26:04.000
It's really fucking annoying, to be honest with you, bro.
03:26:12.000
All right, I got one more so we can go plat four.
03:26:16.000
Bro, they want us to be taken down so they can only be stuck with copycats, bro.
03:26:22.000
We try to innovate, switch it up, and the niggas always got something to cry about, man.
03:26:33.000
Channel Life said, Marlon Wayne's ex-girlfriend is suing her for more child support for their 15-month-old daughter.
03:26:47.000
Anybody heard about that Chicago man who got killed after his baby mama called out his office and dropped his address?
03:26:54.000
Yeah, she put his address and he got killed, man.
03:27:05.000
Edgy says, keep leading brother, Myron W. And then, T.O. Law, brush them off some practice for the Waterbury PD. Is there any tips you want to give, even though I'm in my 30s?
03:27:17.000
Every written test is different, bro, so I don't know what I can tell you, but just...
03:27:21.000
But they're all fairly similar, you know, with Logic and shit like that.
03:27:33.000
Hey, Ryan, have you ever married, passed around, ex-cop settles a lawsuit for 500k?
03:27:48.000
Oh, guys, switch into team chat when you guys get a chance, by the way.
03:32:18.000
Demos and Myron, have you heard of Candace Owens and the Daily Wire splitting up thoughts?
03:32:24.000
Once you started debating rabbis, you knew it was just a matter of time, guys.
03:32:54.000
She posted on X about those book burnings, I knew it was over right then and there.
03:32:58.000
I won't go deeper than that because awkward's on Twitch.
03:35:43.000
Okay, I guess you guys wanna play on their spawn.
03:36:32.000
All these single women who don't have a man always call us.
03:36:41.000
We're going to do an IRL in about 40 minutes or so, so I'm going to get a quick workout in.
03:36:57.000
Just so y'all know, he wasn't really even trying.
03:36:59.000
He's over here playing a million different characters.
03:37:02.000
We're fucking those kids up, and he was probably playing, what, 50, 60, 70% capacity?
03:37:10.000
But yeah, I'll be streaming Awkward a lot more, guys.