Fresh & Fit - Why Are Women Single This Valentines Day? w- Jack Morgan RLP

00:20:19.000 And we are live.

00:20:21.000 Welcome back to the show, guys.

00:20:22.000 We have Jack today and Nestor with some girls.

00:20:24.000 Let's get into it.

00:20:25.000 Let's go!

00:20:43.000 And I live, I'm so far away.

00:20:48.000 I can drive away.

00:20:53.000 And I ride so far away.

00:20:59.000 I can drive away.

00:21:07.000 All right, and we're back.

00:21:08.000 Guys, Martin actually is in South Carolina right now.

00:21:11.000 He just finished an episode with Sensor America on the debate.

00:21:14.000 It's going to come out very soon.

00:21:15.000 Go check out when it does.

00:21:16.000 And we're doing a show today with Jack.

00:21:18.000 We did earlier.

00:21:19.000 Jack spit some game about being a creator, his journey as well, being a big YouTuber, Nestor, as well.

00:21:25.000 And it was pretty dope.

00:21:26.000 And Chris, take it away.

00:21:32.000 Guys, I know it's pre-Valentine's Day.

00:21:35.000 The girls are single.

00:21:37.000 It's a good panel.

00:21:38.000 They look good tonight.

00:21:39.000 You know, red and pink and brown.

00:21:41.000 I don't want brown or black. 1.00

00:21:42.000 But, you know, it's, you know, we're here.

00:21:44.000 It's a show.

00:21:45.000 It sort of counts on the show.

00:21:46.000 We got Jack here.

00:21:47.000 We got Nesser.

00:21:48.000 We got the girls.

00:21:49.000 And that's about it on the panel.

00:21:51.000 Sorry, Fresh.

00:21:51.000 No, sorry, Fresh too.

00:21:52.000 I forgot about Fresh.

00:21:54.000 And yeah, shout out to you guys.

00:21:56.000 Five me onfans.com slash Aaron Pox.

00:21:58.000 Wait, what'd you say?

00:21:58.000 No, I'm joking.

00:21:59.000 I only got feet picks there, anyways.

00:22:00.000 And on Twitch.

00:22:04.000 Okay.

00:22:05.000 Ladies, thank you for waiting.

00:22:06.000 If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status.

00:22:10.000 Nevonta, of course.

00:22:11.000 Your body count.

00:22:12.000 Start right here.

00:22:13.000 You look like Nala, the girl from the P-Star Goat. 1.00

00:22:17.000 I'm saying that.

00:22:17.000 Yeah, you really do, actually.

00:22:18.000 That's so funny.

00:22:19.000 That's crazy.

00:22:20.000 Oh, sorry.

00:22:20.000 What's your name?

00:22:21.000 My name is Piper Ellis.

00:22:23.000 Piper?

00:22:24.000 Yes.

00:22:27.000 Oh, they pop her all right. 0.85

00:22:28.000 Yo, okay, made a shit up.

00:22:30.000 How old are you?

00:22:30.000 19.

00:22:31.000 All right.

00:22:32.000 What do you do for it?

00:22:33.000 I mostly stream and I also do OF.

00:22:36.000 What do you stream about?

00:22:38.000 I do like IRL, video games, just hanging out, like daily life, random stuff.

00:22:45.000 Okay.

00:22:46.000 Highest education level?

00:22:49.000 High school.

00:22:50.000 High school?

00:22:50.000 Yeah.

00:22:51.000 Parents together?

00:22:53.000 No.

00:22:54.000 My mom passed away, so they're not together.

00:22:58.000 But they were.

00:23:03.000 Moment of sense.

00:23:05.000 Sorry, brother.

00:23:05.000 That was a malfunction.

00:23:08.000 Dating status.

00:23:10.000 Single.

00:23:10.000 All right.

00:23:11.000 Birth control?

00:23:12.000 No.

00:23:13.000 Last but not least?

00:23:14.000 So Piper. 1.00

00:23:16.000 So sorry, I'll fix the camera angles.

00:23:18.000 So you do OF, you said?

00:23:20.000 Mm-hmm.

00:23:21.000 Okay.

00:23:21.000 What's the body count?

00:23:24.000 My body count.

00:23:25.000 Yeah, you're 19, right?

00:23:26.000 I'm actually recently a virgin.

00:23:28.000 I just got baptized, so I'm reset.

00:23:32.000 That's not how that actually works, by the way.

00:23:35.000 You have to actually be a virgin from the beginning.

00:23:38.000 I mean, that's your.

00:23:41.000 I feel like you can't tell someone their beliefs.

00:23:43.000 I feel like that's a touchy subject.

00:23:44.000 Okay, so.

00:23:44.000 It's common sense.

00:23:45.000 What are you talking about?

00:23:46.000 Accusations.

00:23:47.000 So before you got baptized.

00:23:51.000 Oh, before?

00:23:52.000 Yeah, before.

00:23:53.000 Five.

00:23:55.000 I don't believe that Tom Story.

00:23:57.000 That was a lie.

00:23:58.000 Well, I was in a five-year relationship.

00:24:01.000 Wait, at eat OnlyFans and stream.

00:24:04.000 Yeah.

00:24:04.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:24:05.000 I just started.

00:24:06.000 19 minus five.

00:24:08.000 And you're from where?

00:24:09.000 Wait, hold on, Mo.

00:24:10.000 I'm doing the math here.

00:24:11.000 Well, I was born in Ohio, but I moved to Ohio.

00:24:14.000 Florida.

00:24:15.000 Wait, so wait, how do you got how are you in a five-year relationship with five bodies at 19?

00:24:22.000 What do you mean?

00:24:22.000 From Ohio.

00:24:23.000 You've been fucking since when?

00:24:25.000 Young, unfortunately.

00:24:27.000 Yo, yo, yo. 0.99

00:24:28.000 We're going to stop there, brother.

00:24:29.000 Oh, we can move forward.

00:24:30.000 Okay, thank you very much.

00:24:32.000 Can I chime in?

00:24:33.000 Of course.

00:24:34.000 You know, to be fair, I'm considered old.

00:24:38.000 I'm considered old to you.

00:24:42.000 That's pretty light compared to even back when I was 19.

00:24:47.000 That was kind of standard.

00:24:49.000 To be fair.

00:24:50.000 I feel like that's to be fair.

00:24:51.000 That was pretty, like.

00:24:53.000 That was pretty standard.

00:24:55.000 At 19, though?

00:24:56.000 At 19?

00:24:56.000 That was standard.

00:24:57.000 People, dude, people would shame you, dude.

00:25:00.000 If you were like, when I was 15, people would literally be like, you haven't had a blow job?

00:25:05.000 I'd go, no, where do I get one of those?

00:25:07.000 How do I do that?

00:25:08.000 Oh.

00:25:08.000 But they would.

00:25:10.000 Am I tripping?

00:25:10.000 In South Florida?

00:25:12.000 Yeah, dude, that was like, but chicks got this shit too. 1.00

00:25:17.000 And it turns out, like, I remember like half of my friends are all like, yeah, we've all had sex.

00:25:21.000 We're like 15.

00:25:22.000 Turns out years later, they're all lying.

00:25:24.000 Made sense because I was like, where?

00:25:26.000 Where are you doing?

00:25:27.000 How are you doing?

00:25:28.000 Yeah.

00:25:28.000 Where are you getting down?

00:25:29.000 I want to know.

00:25:30.000 I feel like they would definitely get offers way sooner.

00:25:33.000 I'm not trying to, what is it, be a pick-me?

00:25:35.000 I really don't give a shit, but I do have a real question, though.

00:25:37.000 Yeah.

00:25:38.000 You guys all do OnlyFans?

00:25:39.000 No.

00:25:40.000 No, no.

00:25:40.000 No.

00:25:41.000 Yes.

00:25:42.000 Do you actually make money from that?

00:25:45.000 I just started, so honestly, I don't make that much, in my opinion.

00:25:48.000 Some people might think that it's a good amount.

00:25:50.000 Some people might think it's a good amount.

00:25:52.000 I don't think it's that much because I make a lot more streaming, but it's something that I'm starting off, so I'll get there.

00:25:57.000 What do you stream on?

00:25:58.000 It's called Fanbase.

00:26:00.000 I'm only asking because.

00:26:02.000 Have you heard of that?

00:26:03.000 Yeah, it's like OnlyFans.

00:26:05.000 You can do whatever you want on it.

00:26:07.000 There's no for you page or anything.

00:26:09.000 We actually have a stream after this.

00:26:10.000 Yeah.

00:26:11.000 I feel like streaming naked would be like normal streams as well.

00:26:18.000 That's well.

00:26:19.000 There is Chatterbait for like live streaming. 1.00

00:26:22.000 Chatterbait, I feel like it's so ass. 1.00

00:26:24.000 I was just curious because, you know, I come from the old school.

00:26:28.000 Have you ever anybody been a stripper?

00:26:30.000 Yeah.

00:26:32.000 You?

00:26:32.000 Yeah.

00:26:33.000 See, that's OG shit right there.

00:26:35.000 Because back in the day, you used to have to get naked in front of people.

00:26:41.000 I mean, a lot of people.

00:26:43.000 There's a lot of smoking in there.

00:26:45.000 You're smoking cigarettes.

00:26:46.000 She's just naked. 0.96

00:26:47.000 Pussies flapping and shit.

00:26:49.000 Just blowing smoke in her butt. 1.00

00:26:51.000 That was real.

00:26:53.000 Okay, I don't commend that.

00:26:54.000 That sounds fucked up.

00:26:55.000 But I'm saying, like, I feel like they kind of skip that stage.

00:27:00.000 I don't know.

00:27:01.000 Does that make sense?

00:27:02.000 Did you have like trials?

00:27:03.000 Do you like not have respect for when they fans?

00:27:04.000 They have all conditions.

00:27:06.000 Yeah, and then you got to do your thing and they got to approve.

00:27:09.000 Yeah.

00:27:09.000 They just don't do it.

00:27:10.000 No, I was just wondering because I feel like, you know, people used to smoke cigarettes and they vape, but then people never smoke cigarettes and they vape.

00:27:16.000 I feel like the strip club's just been bypassed now.

00:27:19.000 I feel like that was like, I don't know.

00:27:22.000 Maybe I come from a different time.

00:27:23.000 Anyway, I think it's easier to do the OnlyFans, yeah.

00:27:25.000 But I'm just curious.

00:27:26.000 What's your background?

00:27:28.000 No, background, background.

00:27:28.000 My body count?

00:27:29.000 Ethnic background.

00:27:30.000 Sorry, I hear you.

00:27:31.000 It's like I answered that.

00:27:33.000 Italian and Irish.

00:27:35.000 Okay.

00:27:36.000 Mama Mia.

00:27:37.000 All right.

00:27:38.000 Welcome back.

00:27:38.000 What about you?

00:27:39.000 Hello.

00:27:40.000 My name is Nina Valentine.

00:27:44.000 I'm 23 today.

00:27:44.000 How old are you?

00:27:47.000 Good age.

00:27:48.000 Yeah.

00:27:48.000 Today?

00:27:49.000 Today's your birthday?

00:27:50.000 No, today's her birthday.

00:27:51.000 Yeah.

00:27:52.000 I'm 23 today.

00:27:53.000 Really?

00:27:54.000 Are you a Capricorn?

00:27:55.000 No, I'm an Aquarius.

00:27:56.000 Oh, shit.

00:27:57.000 That's cool.

00:27:59.000 Okay.

00:28:00.000 What do you do for work?

00:28:01.000 I do OnlyFans and content.

00:28:03.000 I'm a content creator specializing in OnlyFans.

00:28:08.000 Yeah, we remember that one.

00:28:09.000 But how much, I don't want to be invasive and ask you what you make, but, you know, we're all thinking it.

00:28:15.000 Like, give us a ballpark.

00:28:17.000 Like, what are you making from this stuff?

00:28:19.000 I'm curious.

00:28:20.000 As a guy, we don't really have the luxury of trying, like, doing that stuff.

00:28:23.000 Maybe some dudes do, but it's like, I don't know.

00:28:27.000 That's fair.

00:28:28.000 I'm just curious.

00:28:28.000 That's fair.

00:28:29.000 Nope.

00:28:30.000 That's all I got.

00:28:32.000 Fine.

00:28:33.000 Is it under 10?

00:28:34.000 10k?

00:28:35.000 Above 10k?

00:28:36.000 You making 20 grand a month?

00:28:38.000 Not quite 20 grand a month.

00:28:40.000 Okay.

00:28:40.000 All right.

00:28:41.000 Okay.

00:28:42.000 Highest education level.

00:28:43.000 I have a bachelor's degree in marketing.

00:28:46.000 Oh, that's pretty good.

00:28:47.000 That's not bad.

00:28:48.000 Oh, so she's going to know how to market better than the next girl. 1.00

00:28:51.000 I mean, that's smart.

00:28:52.000 Hopefully.

00:28:53.000 That's smart.

00:28:54.000 Yeah.

00:28:55.000 Hopefully.

00:28:56.000 Parents together or no?

00:28:58.000 My mom passed away when I was young, but my daughter's been remarried for about 15 years.

00:29:03.000 Damn.

00:29:05.000 You had a lot of trauma.

00:29:06.000 Yeah.

00:29:07.000 Yeah, that's a lot of trauma right there, bro.

00:29:08.000 Damn.

00:29:09.000 Yeah, my mom died too.

00:29:10.000 It's shitty.

00:29:11.000 It's not cool, man.

00:29:11.000 It sucks.

00:29:13.000 Not cool.

00:29:16.000 Damn, Chris.

00:29:17.000 Okay, um, dating status.

00:29:19.000 I'm uh currently single.

00:29:23.000 No Valentine's?

00:29:25.000 Um no.

00:29:26.000 Hey, what about you?

00:29:27.000 Any Valentines at all?

00:29:28.000 Uh no guy, no, no.

00:29:31.000 Completely single.

00:29:32.000 I mean, like, I have a couple gifters who are gonna send me flowers and stuff, but can you smash?

00:29:38.000 Other than them, no, um, they just send me gifts for Valentine's Day because they love me.

00:29:44.000 That's a great thing.

00:29:45.000 That's really great.

00:29:46.000 Good job, guys.

00:29:48.000 Do your parents who are alive, do they know?

00:29:50.000 Like, how do you tell your family this stuff?

00:29:52.000 You know what I mean?

00:29:53.000 I'm just curious because I don't.

00:29:56.000 That's probably.

00:29:56.000 You don't.

00:29:57.000 My parents knew when I had OF, and then my mom deleted my account off my phone.

00:30:03.000 That makes sense.

00:30:04.000 That makes a lot of sense.

00:30:05.000 But when you were stripping, see, I was kind of fucking around with the stripper.

00:30:10.000 The two of them, technically.

00:30:12.000 I remember dropping them off at work one night.

00:30:15.000 And I was like, go get that money, ladies. 1.00

00:30:17.000 You know, they weren't like, we weren't going steady or introducing my parents or nothing, but this was like 10, 12 years ago.

00:30:23.000 But I remember they were making, one of them was super hot.

00:30:27.000 She was legit.

00:30:28.000 But the other one was like, whatever.

00:30:32.000 But they were making like 15 racks a month.

00:30:36.000 And I remember being like, yeah, I've made like a thousand in a day before.

00:30:40.000 I mean, I've done that bartending, but like just to go in and just like have the, I don't want to say I get it, but like that's why I'm asking if the OF really makes that kind of bread.

00:30:51.000 Cause I know strippers. 1.00

00:30:52.000 No, no, I didn't make as much on it.

00:30:54.000 Yeah, yeah, that's what I was trying to say.

00:30:55.000 Like, I feel like this, that's any women watching this. 0.95

00:31:00.000 There's a hole in the market, the strip clubs.

00:31:02.000 I wonder how that business is doing.

00:31:04.000 Nestor, you look that up?

00:31:06.000 Let's see how what strip clubs income is compared to 10 years ago.

00:31:09.000 Well, they always say that whenever kids are a recession coming, if strippers aren't getting paid, it's probably going to come very fast.

00:31:14.000 Yeah, that's bad.

00:31:15.000 It's bad news.

00:31:16.000 And right now it's that industry is kind of dying out with the women being escorts and stuff like that. 0.99

00:31:23.000 Yeah.

00:31:24.000 And then it's making the clubs lose business.

00:31:28.000 And then also, like, Hornhub is making OF out of business too because guys can see it for free.

00:31:35.000 Yeah.

00:31:36.000 Why would they pay for OF?

00:31:37.000 That makes all the sense in the world.

00:31:39.000 Can I ask a question to you, ladies? 1.00

00:31:41.000 Yeah.

00:31:41.000 Sorry if this is invasive.

00:31:42.000 Your dads are alive?

00:31:44.000 Yeah.

00:31:45.000 Good relationship with them?

00:31:47.000 Yeah.

00:31:47.000 You're in a great relationship with my daughter.

00:31:50.000 We talk regularly.

00:31:51.000 Are they proud of you doing OnlyFans?

00:31:52.000 They don't know.

00:31:54.000 Actually, my dad told me that no matter what I choose to do, he will support me no matter what.

00:32:01.000 Huram!

00:32:02.000 I mean, it doesn't matter what you do.

00:32:05.000 I mean, should I give you advice though?

00:32:07.000 He was in the ICU.

00:32:09.000 I feel like you do OnlyFans?

00:32:14.000 Yeah.

00:32:14.000 I mean, my sister kind of like out of me.

00:32:18.000 And he's cool with it.

00:32:19.000 Like I just said, he said he'll support me in anything I do.

00:32:23.000 Yeah, to be fair, I feel like both of my parents, like, they'd help me move about.

00:32:27.000 You know what I mean?

00:32:29.000 Something went down, like, you don't grab a shovel.

00:32:31.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:32.000 That's an L dad. 0.97

00:32:34.000 At the end of the day, you're going to love your kid regardless.

00:32:36.000 To be honest, I wouldn't want my dad to be able to get it.

00:32:40.000 That's why I don't tell my dog because I know he wouldn't approve of it and he would do anything to get me.

00:32:44.000 That's a good dad right there.

00:32:45.000 Yeah, I'm a great dad.

00:32:46.000 He grazed me fine, but it's just what I choose to do.

00:32:50.000 I love having sex and I'm a horny person.

00:32:52.000 Are you going to pop that shit online and say, go, daughter?

00:32:55.000 I don't.

00:32:56.000 I wouldn't expect him to.

00:32:57.000 And I think if he did, that would be kind of fucking weird.

00:33:00.000 It's none of his business.

00:33:01.000 Now that I think about it, if I did, like, if I was naked having sex on camera, my mom would be pretty bummed. 0.95

00:33:01.000 Yeah. 0.95

00:33:10.000 Like, I don't think that would.

00:33:10.000 Yeah.

00:33:11.000 I think the whole family would be like, it would be like as if I died.

00:33:15.000 And they'd be like, you heard what happened to Jack, right?

00:33:17.000 Yeah.

00:33:18.000 They go, what happened to Jackie's?

00:33:20.000 I think we're assuming what people do on OF.

00:33:23.000 I think I'm not sure.

00:33:24.000 I don't mean I was just saying generality.

00:33:27.000 You say like pop your shit online.

00:33:29.000 What if I'm just like girl next to you?

00:33:32.000 Because we don't know.

00:33:35.000 You know what I mean?

00:33:35.000 What is it?

00:33:36.000 Nastra, you subscribe to her real quick.

00:33:37.000 Check that out.

00:33:38.000 Yeah, we're heading around.

00:33:38.000 I'm just joking.

00:33:41.000 Sorry, this is invasive again.

00:33:42.000 He's not.

00:33:43.000 Sorry.

00:33:44.000 Are you showing it off?

00:33:45.000 Yeah, you taking it all off.

00:33:47.000 I'm not going to comment on that because people can subscribe.

00:33:50.000 Yeah, see, that's the afterplay.

00:33:53.000 Subscribe and see what's going on in there.

00:33:56.000 But I like making relationships.

00:33:58.000 Like, I don't have management or anything.

00:34:00.000 Like, I actually chat with everyone myself.

00:34:01.000 Way too old.

00:34:02.000 Even if I don't have thousands and thousands of subs. 0.91

00:34:05.000 So it's easy.

00:34:06.000 Yeah, most girls have a manager managing their chats and shit like that. 1.00

00:34:09.000 QR code pimp or something?

00:34:11.000 OnlyFans is a lot more than just posting and selling pussy pics. 1.00

00:34:15.000 I understand that.

00:34:16.000 That's way more than one.

00:34:18.000 It's B-Picks suicide. 0.99

00:34:21.000 I used to have two managers and they both scammed me.

00:34:24.000 What?

00:34:25.000 They stole all my money.

00:34:28.000 You W-man. 1.00

00:34:29.000 Was it women? 1.00

00:34:30.000 No, it was men.

00:34:33.000 W-man's bro.

00:34:35.000 The pimp games just moved into a new direction.

00:34:38.000 Was they Spanish guys or?

00:34:39.000 No.

00:34:40.000 One of them was Russian.

00:34:43.000 Oh, you've got for real.

00:34:45.000 The other one was Ukrainian.

00:34:47.000 Of course, man.

00:34:48.000 Oh, Ukrainian, dude. 1.00

00:34:49.000 Wow.

00:34:50.000 That's tough work.

00:34:51.000 Yeah.

00:34:52.000 Back to you now.

00:34:52.000 Okay.

00:34:54.000 Parents together?

00:34:55.000 You said no.

00:34:56.000 And then, of course, birth control?

00:34:58.000 No.

00:34:59.000 And Chris?

00:34:59.000 All right.

00:35:00.000 All right, your body count.

00:35:01.000 My body count?

00:35:02.000 Me and Piper, we just got baptized yesterday.

00:35:05.000 No, you didn't.

00:35:06.000 Okay.

00:35:07.000 That's why I did it.

00:35:07.000 We did.

00:35:08.000 Me and Nestor were invited to the communion.

00:35:10.000 Before the baptism.

00:35:11.000 Yeah, before.

00:35:12.000 Before my baptism, I was a virgin.

00:35:15.000 That was a lie.

00:35:17.000 Can I check?

00:35:17.000 Can I fact check with the word real quick?

00:35:19.000 Yeah, go ahead.

00:35:21.000 That's cap, but guys, you know, that's freaking cap.

00:35:25.000 What's your ethnic background, Nina?

00:35:27.000 Just straight white.

00:35:29.000 Some kind of white.

00:35:30.000 You're Polish or Russian. 0.85

00:35:32.000 She looks Polish, right?

00:35:33.000 I get Russian a lot.

00:35:34.000 No, yeah.

00:35:35.000 I'm more British than French.

00:35:36.000 No, she's basic. 1.00

00:35:37.000 Basic Venue.

00:35:38.000 It was so sad.

00:35:39.000 She was baptized in shiz.

00:35:40.000 Yo, y'all a dick as well. 0.86

00:35:44.000 Okay.

00:35:46.000 But physically, you cannot become a virgin again after having sexual intercourse regardless of baptism. 0.55

00:35:54.000 God damn it, this is AI and AI is pretty.

00:35:57.000 I was a virgin and then I got baptized to solidify that I would not have sex before a marriage.

00:36:01.000 No, you want to run.

00:36:02.000 That's not how that works.

00:36:03.000 You are not a virgin.

00:36:03.000 Come on, man.

00:36:04.000 Everyone has their own belief.

00:36:05.000 I'm waiting for my perfect subscriber.

00:36:07.000 Yeah, but it's all so.

00:36:08.000 Oh, my God.

00:36:09.000 That was good.

00:36:10.000 That was good.

00:36:10.000 You got to give it to her for that.

00:36:11.000 Nope.

00:36:12.000 Okay, what about you?

00:36:13.000 What's your name?

00:36:13.000 My name is Paris.

00:36:15.000 You've been to Paris?

00:36:15.000 Hey, y'all.

00:36:16.000 No, I haven't.

00:36:17.000 That's what I thought.

00:36:19.000 How old are you?

00:36:20.000 What do you do for it?

00:36:20.000 I'm 20.

00:36:21.000 I'm a lash tech.

00:36:23.000 There's a lot of money in women's beauty. 1.00

00:36:25.000 Yeah, there is.

00:36:26.000 A lot of money.

00:36:28.000 What's your highest education level?

00:36:30.000 I'm high school.

00:36:31.000 High school?

00:36:32.000 it's impressive it's kind of okay is that like a actual certainly you need or you just do it because you can do it well with skill set Or you got to get like a certification for that?

00:36:40.000 Yeah, you have to get like a certification.

00:36:42.000 But you don't have one?

00:36:43.000 I do.

00:36:44.000 Oh, yeah?

00:36:44.000 Yeah.

00:36:45.000 Okay.

00:36:45.000 So high school would be below that or higher than that?

00:36:50.000 I mean, I guess below it, maybe?

00:36:53.000 I don't know.

00:36:54.000 She blow it. 1.00

00:36:55.000 Okay.

00:36:56.000 Daddy Status?

00:36:57.000 I'm single.

00:36:59.000 So no baptized at all?

00:37:00.000 No V-Day for you tomorrow?

00:37:02.000 Just dick fresh?

00:37:03.000 No.

00:37:04.000 No.

00:37:05.000 I mean, I'll probably get some, like, say, like, some gifts, but not really like.

00:37:08.000 Wait, no dick?

00:37:09.000 Serious.

00:37:11.000 Wait, hold on.

00:37:12.000 So, no dick, though?

00:37:14.000 No.

00:37:14.000 So again, gifts and no dick.

00:37:16.000 Yeah.

00:37:16.000 That's crazy.

00:37:17.000 Are you happy with that?

00:37:19.000 Yeah.

00:37:19.000 Parsons?

00:37:20.000 Yeah.

00:37:21.000 Fair enough.

00:37:22.000 Parents together or no?

00:37:23.000 Birth control?

00:37:23.000 No.

00:37:24.000 No.

00:37:25.000 What's your background?

00:37:26.000 I'm black.

00:37:27.000 The straight black? 0.92

00:37:28.000 Yeah.

00:37:28.000 Foundation.

00:37:29.000 I thought you were Venezuelan, too.

00:37:31.000 Yeah, I could see that.

00:37:33.000 Yeah, but it's just a little, so I don't really like to get into it.

00:37:36.000 Yeah, it's not.

00:37:37.000 Yeah, there's no point.

00:37:37.000 All right, go cool.

00:37:38.000 Yeah.

00:37:38.000 You know Spanish right now.

00:37:40.000 No.

00:37:40.000 Makes sense.

00:37:41.000 Paris, where are you from?

00:37:42.000 I'm from Houston.

00:37:43.000 Oh, Texas.

00:37:44.000 Sorry to hear that.

00:37:45.000 What do you mean?

00:37:45.000 All right.

00:37:46.000 Sorry.

00:37:46.000 Bail.

00:37:47.000 Come on.

00:37:47.000 Oh, really?

00:37:48.000 Not too much on Texas.

00:37:49.000 Yeah, it's coming out.

00:37:50.000 Bam.

00:37:51.000 Not too much on Texas.

00:37:52.000 She's Feisty now. 0.97

00:37:53.000 Oh, she's Ficy now. 1.00

00:37:54.000 Okay, there you go.

00:37:55.000 Shout out Waterburger. 1.00

00:37:56.000 All right.

00:37:57.000 Shout out Whataburger. 0.82

00:37:58.000 Yeah, shout it out.

00:38:00.000 All right, speaking of feisty.

00:38:01.000 What's your body count?

00:38:02.000 I got three.

00:38:04.000 Come on, man.

00:38:04.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:38:05.000 Why did I say that?

00:38:06.000 Three times three.

00:38:07.000 In Houston?

00:38:08.000 Yes, in Houston.

00:38:09.000 You know what?

00:38:09.000 You're black.

00:38:10.000 How many blowjobs are given? 1.00

00:38:13.000 Come on, girl. 1.00

00:38:14.000 You got it.

00:38:14.000 I mean, because off those people, I was with them, so.

00:38:19.000 Some more than three, right?

00:38:20.000 But not like.

00:38:21.000 Come on, the car and the Lamborghini.

00:38:23.000 No?

00:38:23.000 Man, I don't know.

00:38:24.000 Come on.

00:38:25.000 Jack, you want to be a bad guy?

00:38:25.000 I don't know.

00:38:26.000 You guys have been.

00:38:27.000 Who's giving a blowjob in a Lamborghini here? 1.00

00:38:30.000 Oh, that's what I'm worried about.

00:38:32.000 No, who's not going to do that?

00:38:34.000 I've done it in a Corvette.

00:38:35.000 In your Lamborghini.

00:38:37.000 All right.

00:38:37.000 Okay.

00:38:38.000 Hit me up.

00:38:38.000 Let's be honest here.

00:38:39.000 Do you have a Lamborghini?

00:38:40.000 Everybody acts like everyone's fucking Lamborghini, guys.

00:38:44.000 I'd prefer to do that.

00:38:45.000 What are you drive?

00:38:46.000 What's the sickest car?

00:38:47.000 Well, it depends on the day, but I got an 85 Cadillac, an old car.

00:38:52.000 Boring.

00:38:53.000 And then I got a 2007 Mercury Grand Marquis.

00:38:55.000 Boring.

00:38:56.000 Yeah.

00:38:58.000 Yo.

00:38:59.000 Wow.

00:38:59.000 She's like, but here's what I'm saying.

00:39:02.000 Here's what I'm going to get at.

00:39:04.000 I've gotten women no different, maybe hotter probably than you. 1.00

00:39:10.000 Oh, shit.

00:39:11.000 In a way less car because I know that that stuff doesn't matter.

00:39:15.000 I understand that.

00:39:15.000 Yes.

00:39:16.000 How much would you pay, though?

00:39:18.000 What are you talking about?

00:39:20.000 I'm just good.

00:39:21.000 Oh, for dinner?

00:39:22.000 Depends where we go.

00:39:23.000 I mean, sometimes it's a good thing.

00:39:24.000 He's a good-looking guy.

00:39:26.000 He doesn't seem like that.

00:39:27.000 Let's cut the shit here.

00:39:28.000 It's like, I'm not saying I'm all that.

00:39:28.000 Okay.

00:39:30.000 I'm just saying I know my position.

00:39:32.000 I'm not getting with like the hottest of the hot with like, are those tits custom? 1.00

00:39:36.000 Probably.

00:39:37.000 You know, I'm getting with regular chicks around my ballpark. 1.00

00:39:41.000 Sometimes I get lucky.

00:39:43.000 Sometimes I go, oh, you're way out of my league.

00:39:45.000 And they go, oh, really?

00:39:46.000 Well, watch this.

00:39:47.000 And they fuck you out of spite.

00:39:48.000 That actually works.

00:39:49.000 Take notes, guys.

00:39:52.000 Only twice, though.

00:39:53.000 But my point is, I only asked that question because online it can make it seem like chicks are just hunting after like this certain caliber of dude.

00:40:01.000 But I'm like, dude, I've pulled some honeys in like a bucket.

00:40:05.000 You know, like a not good car.

00:40:08.000 That's why I was asking.

00:40:09.000 I was just curious.

00:40:10.000 What's like the dopest car you've been in with a guy, like a guy you really dated?

00:40:13.000 Like he's locking you down.

00:40:15.000 Maserati.

00:40:16.000 Maserati?

00:40:18.000 Yeah.

00:40:19.000 Corvette.

00:40:20.000 Corvette's Corvette. 0.80

00:40:21.000 That's a solid guy.

00:40:22.000 He probably has a fighting car.

00:40:23.000 He had a business.

00:40:26.000 Metal crisis.

00:40:27.000 What was your ears as a Corvette too?

00:40:28.000 Yeah.

00:40:30.000 What about you?

00:40:31.000 Honestly.

00:40:31.000 See, she doesn't even care.

00:40:32.000 That's what I'm getting at.

00:40:34.000 A nicer car than any of the guys.

00:40:36.000 Yeah.

00:40:36.000 Ben West.

00:40:37.000 What car are you driving?

00:40:37.000 I'm just making a point.

00:40:38.000 What's the four Mercedes?

00:40:40.000 Mercedes?

00:40:41.000 The four with the snake.

00:40:42.000 Oh, you're talking.

00:40:42.000 Oh, the Alpha Roman Cobra.

00:40:45.000 Cobra?

00:40:46.000 Yeah.

00:40:47.000 The Mustang?

00:40:48.000 Yeah, that's an upgraded Mustang.

00:40:49.000 Okay, no, but it looks like a fucking Mustang.

00:40:51.000 You know what I mean?

00:40:52.000 I get it.

00:40:54.000 Most people don't get it.

00:40:54.000 Yeah.

00:40:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:56.000 What about you?

00:40:56.000 All right.

00:40:57.000 What's your name?

00:40:58.000 Amanda.

00:40:59.000 How old are you?

00:40:59.000 23.

00:41:00.000 What do you do for it?

00:41:01.000 I'm a med spa technician.

00:41:05.000 And I also clean houses on the side and also dance on the side.

00:41:10.000 Damn, yeah.

00:41:11.000 You clean the houses in like lingerie, right?

00:41:14.000 Well, sometimes it depends.

00:41:16.000 Really?

00:41:16.000 On a customer?

00:41:17.000 That's a real thing.

00:41:17.000 Yeah.

00:41:19.000 Wow.

00:41:20.000 How much do you get paid for that?

00:41:21.000 Incredible.

00:41:22.000 Depends on the size of the house.

00:41:24.000 Okay, how about Aloft?

00:41:26.000 And Brickle?

00:41:28.000 I don't know, like $300.

00:41:30.000 Chris, what are you asking that?

00:41:31.000 I'm just asking.

00:41:32.000 We got that.

00:41:35.000 Really, nigga? 1.00

00:41:36.000 Okay.

00:41:37.000 Highest education level.

00:41:38.000 I have a laser license.

00:41:41.000 And I went to high school also.

00:41:44.000 And I went to school for a lot of different stuff.

00:41:47.000 Damn, she's cleaning the house, fucking with lasers and stuff. 1.00

00:41:50.000 That's crazy.

00:41:51.000 Stripping, lasers.

00:41:51.000 Yeah.

00:41:53.000 That's wild.

00:41:53.000 Everything.

00:41:55.000 Dating status?

00:41:56.000 I'm single.

00:41:57.000 All right, parents together or no?

00:41:58.000 No.

00:41:58.000 Birth control?

00:41:59.000 IUD.

00:42:00.000 All right.

00:42:01.000 Where are you from?

00:42:02.000 I'm from Aventura.

00:42:04.000 What's your background?

00:42:05.000 Danish and Japanese.

00:42:07.000 Damn.

00:42:08.000 That's a random mix if I ever heard one.

00:42:09.000 It's exotic.

00:42:10.000 Very exotic.

00:42:11.000 Wait, so IUD.

00:42:11.000 Yeah.

00:42:13.000 Yeah.

00:42:14.000 How many bodyguards?

00:42:15.000 Zero.

00:42:16.000 Oh, my God.

00:42:17.000 Your girl's like capping on the panel tonight. 1.00

00:42:19.000 That was telling the truth.

00:42:20.000 Listen, ladies. 1.00

00:42:21.000 No one's going to watch you up here.

00:42:22.000 It's okay.

00:42:22.000 Just tell the truth, man.

00:42:23.000 Tell the truth, ladies.

00:42:23.000 Come on.

00:42:24.000 Come on.

00:42:25.000 It's none of your business.

00:42:27.000 Look, you can say that then, but I mean, the lady doesn't kiss until. 1.00

00:42:30.000 I mean, you kind of did when you said you have IUD, but that's okay.

00:42:33.000 Whatever.

00:42:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:35.000 That's different.

00:42:36.000 No, it's not different.

00:42:37.000 Like, you only get it to fuck.

00:42:38.000 No, no, no.

00:42:39.000 And not get pregnant. 0.92

00:42:40.000 All type of hormones.

00:42:41.000 It can also help with periods.

00:42:43.000 That's bullshit, bro.

00:42:44.000 Take each other.

00:42:45.000 Isn't it bad for you in the long run, though?

00:42:47.000 And IUD cut last year.

00:42:48.000 So, what if she was in a relationship and then she was fucking then? 1.00

00:42:53.000 The one body.

00:42:54.000 But she said it's none of your business.

00:42:57.000 Yeah, it isn't.

00:42:59.000 That's fine.

00:43:00.000 All right, guests of honor.

00:43:01.000 Welcome back to the show.

00:43:02.000 Jack and Nestor.

00:43:07.000 I'm just an internet personality.

00:43:10.000 People think I'm funny, I guess.

00:43:11.000 Not everyone.

00:43:12.000 You know, it's subjective.

00:43:13.000 What do you do on the internet?

00:43:14.000 I just talk.

00:43:17.000 Kind of invasive.

00:43:18.000 Talk about women. 1.00

00:43:19.000 I talk about the economy.

00:43:20.000 I love to talk about conspiracies.

00:43:22.000 That's my favorite.

00:43:23.000 Going down the rabbit.

00:43:24.000 Selling of hair advice.

00:43:26.000 No, I just go, you know, have a dad with a thick head of hair.

00:43:30.000 Get lucky.

00:43:31.000 What are you?

00:43:33.000 Believe it or not, I'm 70% Mexican.

00:43:38.000 You don't look like that.

00:43:40.000 I think I'm Irish in German.

00:43:42.000 Oh, shit.

00:43:43.000 Yeah.

00:43:43.000 There you go.

00:43:45.000 All right, so ladies, this is V-Day tomorrow.

00:43:47.000 Well, actually, in like 20 minutes, 15 minutes is going to be Valentine's Day.

00:43:50.000 Why are you single?

00:43:52.000 And do you want to change for Valentine's Day?

00:43:56.000 I'm single because I want to be single.

00:43:58.000 I broke up with my ex-boyfriend and why?

00:44:02.000 Because she wasn't having sex with him. 0.77

00:44:04.000 That's why.

00:44:04.000 I'm joking.

00:44:05.000 I'm joking.

00:44:06.000 No.

00:44:07.000 It's true, though. 0.82

00:44:08.000 He was being disrespectful.

00:44:10.000 And I don't take shit.

00:44:13.000 So I was like, thank you next.

00:44:15.000 How is he being disrespectful?

00:44:16.000 What do you do?

00:44:17.000 He just said something rude to me.

00:44:19.000 So.

00:44:20.000 One thing rude to you?

00:44:21.000 Like two.

00:44:24.000 Okay, if you don't mind me asking, what did he say, dude?

00:44:26.000 That was too bad.

00:44:26.000 Two strikes.

00:44:27.000 You're out.

00:44:27.000 Yeah, literally.

00:44:28.000 You're done, dude.

00:44:31.000 Nothing.

00:44:32.000 Oh, man.

00:44:33.000 He told you to shut up talking or what?

00:44:33.000 What?

00:44:35.000 What's up?

00:44:36.000 Was it fool related?

00:44:38.000 Um, okay.

00:44:39.000 So, first of all, he was liking he was liking all my best friends' pictures on Instagram in front of me.

00:44:46.000 Because I liked someone's picture on Instagram on my feed.

00:44:46.000 No way.

00:44:51.000 It wasn't even because I was attracted to him.

00:44:55.000 I was just scrolling through my feed and I liked it.

00:44:58.000 That was the first strike.

00:44:59.000 Wait, it was a different guy?

00:45:00.000 That you liked his picture?

00:45:01.000 Yeah.

00:45:02.000 I mean, but it wasn't.

00:45:04.000 That's kind of.

00:45:06.000 I wasn't thinking he was attractive or anything.

00:45:10.000 Yeah.

00:45:11.000 Yeah.

00:45:11.000 That's close.

00:45:13.000 The guy you liked?

00:45:14.000 What was he doing in the photo?

00:45:15.000 They liked it.

00:45:16.000 He had money.

00:45:20.000 Money, I'll do that.

00:45:21.000 Yo, I mean, I mean, that's a potential client right there.

00:45:24.000 That's true.

00:45:25.000 Marketing.

00:45:25.000 Yeah.

00:45:26.000 She's got a bachelor's, man. 0.97

00:45:27.000 Yeah, but I mean, look at it from his point of view.

00:45:30.000 He's like, yo, my girl's liking a guy's picture with money, maybe more than me.

00:45:33.000 That's kind of a sign right there.

00:45:37.000 Okay, maybe he should get his money up.

00:45:38.000 Maybe he shouldn't be insecure.

00:45:40.000 But that's his girl, though.

00:45:41.000 What if he was his girl?

00:45:43.000 That's a potential client, Mike.

00:45:45.000 And then he, after he liked all my best friend's pictures, he told me to get out of his office.

00:45:54.000 I like this nigga. 1.00

00:45:55.000 So, dude, his office?

00:45:55.000 Wait, what?

00:45:57.000 Wait, wait.

00:45:58.000 So he just said, get out.

00:45:59.000 Yeah.

00:46:00.000 Wait, what is it for work?

00:46:01.000 You were complaining that he liked the other girls' pictures.

00:46:04.000 You're Nigan?

00:46:05.000 I wasn't even.

00:46:06.000 He told you to get out.

00:46:07.000 Yeah.

00:46:08.000 Wait, so.

00:46:09.000 And it was at an air conditioning business.

00:46:12.000 A lot of money in HVAC.

00:46:14.000 Yeah, HVAC.

00:46:15.000 Yeah.

00:46:16.000 Yo, I can't you not, though.

00:46:17.000 I mean, he's pretty valid for what he did, though.

00:46:19.000 Yeah.

00:46:21.000 No.

00:46:21.000 You don't think so?

00:46:23.000 Okay.

00:46:24.000 And then, second, he was just like telling me he just wanted.

00:46:37.000 He just wanted to be friends with me after we went on a trip together.

00:46:43.000 And he was telling me.

00:46:45.000 Where'd you guys go?

00:46:46.000 That's all.

00:46:47.000 We went to Chicago.

00:46:48.000 What an asshole.

00:46:49.000 So he just said he wants to end it because of that?

00:46:52.000 And we were staying at my friend's house in Indiana.

00:46:56.000 Her name's Abby.

00:46:58.000 And I think they're like doing stuff together because I don't know why he would tell me he just wanted to be friends with me.

00:47:06.000 And then he told me he regretted having sex with me.

00:47:10.000 Oh, so she did.

00:47:12.000 She guys got confirmation.

00:47:14.000 What the fuck?

00:47:15.000 And then also a couple days after we got back.

00:47:19.000 This thing is a savage, Joe.

00:47:20.000 This nigga was a savage. 1.00

00:47:22.000 Because I stole his money out of his wallet.

00:47:24.000 And he was reading my text messages and stuff.

00:47:29.000 And I called him a broke ass.

00:47:32.000 And then.

00:47:34.000 N-word?

00:47:34.000 Broke ass what?

00:47:35.000 Yeah.

00:47:36.000 Yeah, wait, wait.

00:47:38.000 You stole his money?

00:47:40.000 What was it?

00:47:40.000 Like 40 bucks or something?

00:47:42.000 How much was it?

00:47:42.000 Yeah.

00:47:43.000 No, it was 400.

00:47:45.000 Why'd you steal the money?

00:47:46.000 Yeah, that's chill.

00:47:47.000 Because he owed it to me.

00:47:50.000 Oh, so was he broke?

00:47:52.000 Did you lend him money?

00:47:53.000 Yeah, he was a broadcast nigga. 1.00

00:47:55.000 It was my paycheck.

00:47:57.000 Oh, that's rough, man.

00:47:59.000 Oh, he was a real money from your job.

00:48:02.000 You probably could sue him.

00:48:03.000 You need to sue him because you were his employee.

00:48:06.000 Yeah.

00:48:07.000 You can sue him because you guys had sex, right?

00:48:09.000 Yeah, I know.

00:48:10.000 That's a lawsuit.

00:48:11.000 And you'll win that vote anyway.

00:48:14.000 You can sue him.

00:48:16.000 What are we talking about?

00:48:16.000 I forget for what exactly.

00:48:18.000 Because her boss is trying.

00:48:19.000 Her boss had a relationship with her.

00:48:21.000 And then that's a lot of leverage.

00:48:24.000 And that's also.

00:48:25.000 Fellas, fellas, news flash.

00:48:27.000 If you are an employer, do not screw your employee in the middle of the moment.

00:48:32.000 That is not.

00:48:34.000 And then he was telling me there was hotter girls than me.

00:48:37.000 Why wouldn't you?

00:48:38.000 We should look at you.

00:48:39.000 I mean, but he wasn't lying about a lot of girls.

00:48:42.000 Okay, but still, that's not something you tell to your girlfriend.

00:48:45.000 Yeah, that's probably not a good one.

00:48:47.000 The lawyer will take that.

00:48:48.000 Yeah, so that's, you gotta figure out on your own, but that's see.

00:48:52.000 I think workplace etiquette, just to be safe, never mess.

00:48:56.000 Never eat where you should.

00:48:57.000 Yeah, I made that mistake.

00:48:58.000 Should we eat?

00:49:00.000 But he got arrested.

00:49:02.000 For what?

00:49:03.000 He got caught with a gun and drugs.

00:49:06.000 Oh, they love the bad.

00:49:07.000 What's Black or White?

00:49:08.000 He's Israeli.

00:49:10.000 Oh.

00:49:11.000 Damn.

00:49:11.000 Sue him.

00:49:12.000 I thought about it.

00:49:13.000 I literally told him I was going to and he didn't pay me.

00:49:17.000 Yeah, no.

00:49:18.000 You can't make this shit up, bro.

00:49:19.000 Holy moly.

00:49:19.000 No.

00:49:20.000 Okay.

00:49:21.000 Well, I wish you the best and I see where you're single.

00:49:23.000 All right.

00:49:24.000 What about you?

00:49:25.000 Oh, why am I single?

00:49:26.000 Yeah.

00:49:27.000 I'm single because I just moved here to Miami.

00:49:30.000 And I kind of just want to do my own thing.

00:49:32.000 Like, I don't really want to be tied down to anyone.

00:49:36.000 Wait, so you mean fucking?

00:49:38.000 No, I just don't want to be tied down to anyone.

00:49:40.000 I mean, Jack, it's the same thing, though, right?

00:49:42.000 My own thing.

00:49:42.000 No.

00:49:44.000 No, well, in a sense, yes, but I want to.

00:49:46.000 I'm not swearing cheetah, man.

00:49:48.000 You know, it's kind of.

00:49:50.000 It's basic math, you know?

00:49:52.000 I get it.

00:49:52.000 I mean.

00:49:54.000 I was 20.

00:49:54.000 I understand.

00:49:56.000 Settled down at 20.

00:49:58.000 Well, no, I just want to be able to, like, if I want to go on a date with the guy, I go on a date with the guy.

00:50:02.000 If I want to stay out till 6 a.m., I can stay out to 6 a.m.

00:50:06.000 I mean, do it with your man.

00:50:08.000 You could do all that with your man.

00:50:09.000 No, you can't.

00:50:10.000 I don't think so.

00:50:12.000 So, so for Valentine's Day, you're happy being alone, just getting some gifts from random guys.

00:50:15.000 You're cool with that?

00:50:17.000 I mean, I'm 20 in Miami.

00:50:20.000 Right now, I'm okay with that.

00:50:21.000 Maybe, like, when I'm like 25 and shit.

00:50:24.000 Yeah, when you're young, I ghost is going to have fun, bro.

00:50:27.000 That's a reality.

00:50:27.000 Yeah.

00:50:28.000 Yeah.

00:50:28.000 Okay, what about you?

00:50:30.000 Okay, so I thought about this a lot, actually.

00:50:33.000 This is the first year.

00:50:33.000 Really?

00:50:34.000 I think that's what I think a lot.

00:50:34.000 Yeah, but this is the first year I've ever been single, like ever, for like all the holidays and stuff.

00:50:39.000 So I was thinking, like, I could get a Valentine's Day date.

00:50:42.000 Like, we could go.

00:50:43.000 I could go to an island, like, go on a trip.

00:50:45.000 I could get gifts and everything.

00:50:46.000 But I feel like to like become like a completely healed person, I need to spend my Valentine's Day alone.

00:50:52.000 Wait, a healed person?

00:50:53.000 Yeah, because like I feel like I've always been dating.

00:50:56.000 I've never really like, I've always spent like my holidays with my significant other.

00:51:01.000 So I feel like it's worthless to just go with a random man and do some random thing.

00:51:05.000 But I really don't want to date anybody right now.

00:51:07.000 So I decided like, I'm just going to be wholesome and spend it alone.

00:51:13.000 Do you ever think that like maybe OnlyFans is causing you issues with finding a good guy?

00:51:21.000 I'm not looking for a good guy.

00:51:23.000 Oh, so you don't get hard now.

00:51:24.000 She doesn't want the bad one.

00:51:25.000 She's looking for a sugar dog. 1.00

00:51:26.000 I'm looking for a bag.

00:51:28.000 A bag?

00:51:29.000 A bag, yeah.

00:51:32.000 Not B-A-D, B-A-G.

00:51:36.000 No, I think relationships sometimes cause me way too much stress, and I've done that so much.

00:51:40.000 So I'm just exploring different avenues in my life right now.

00:51:44.000 Do you want kids and shit?

00:51:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:46.000 Yeah, but not until like 32.

00:51:48.000 No, no, like 27.

00:51:50.000 No, they always say that.

00:51:51.000 27 comes like this.

00:51:53.000 Yeah.

00:51:54.000 And then you go, oh, man.

00:51:55.000 You know, I still got to do it.

00:51:56.000 And I might just have to trap somebody.

00:51:58.000 Next thing you know, chop somebody's crazy.

00:52:01.000 Just kidding.

00:52:02.000 She's not kidding, bro.

00:52:03.000 Fuck your daughter, man. 0.99

00:52:04.000 She wants to sue and trap. 1.00

00:52:06.000 Yeah, that's dangerous, bro.

00:52:07.000 What about a situation she's like, someone clip me?

00:52:07.000 She's dangerous.

00:52:09.000 Someone clip me, please. 0.98

00:52:13.000 Can I ask all of you ladies a question?

00:52:16.000 So is the whole like because this is what you hear on the internet now.

00:52:22.000 Dude's gotta be six foot two.

00:52:24.000 Yep.

00:52:25.000 You know what I mean?

00:52:26.000 Rocking a hug.

00:52:26.000 Yeah.

00:52:27.000 Something better than a Corvette, right?

00:52:29.000 Short.

00:52:30.000 Is this true?

00:52:30.000 Or do you think that?

00:52:32.000 Well, I like Corvettes.

00:52:33.000 They don't have to be.

00:52:34.000 No, but I'm saying like the height and all that stuff.

00:52:36.000 Is that really true?

00:52:38.000 Like, do you guys really give a shit?

00:52:39.000 Standards?

00:52:40.000 Or does it usually slide?

00:52:41.000 Do I have standards?

00:52:42.000 As long as you're a good person.

00:52:44.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:52:45.000 Like, does it really matter?

00:52:47.000 Is what I'm saying.

00:52:47.000 I like them taller than me, at least.

00:52:49.000 Yeah, me too.

00:52:50.000 I don't want to date a tall chick. 1.00

00:52:51.000 I want someone.

00:52:51.000 Walk up at her.

00:52:52.000 Hey, honey.

00:52:52.000 You know, I don't want to do that.

00:52:53.000 Who I look up to.

00:52:54.000 Yeah, I want someone I admire.

00:52:56.000 It's definitely more attractive when you're taller, but like, also, I mean, if you're a good person, you're a good person.

00:52:56.000 That makes sense.

00:53:02.000 I gave a short guy a chance.

00:53:03.000 How tall are you?

00:53:04.000 He was shit, though.

00:53:05.000 How tall are you?

00:53:06.000 5'2.

00:53:07.000 Yeah, but she just said she just gave a short dude a chance recently. 1.00

00:53:10.000 Like they ruined it for themselves.

00:53:12.000 So how tall is he?

00:53:13.000 If you're 5'2, you're tired.

00:53:14.000 I don't know.

00:53:15.000 Pretty short when he took them shoes off.

00:53:17.000 6'3.

00:53:18.000 Wait, no, no.

00:53:18.000 Was he 5'3 or something?

00:53:20.000 I don't know.

00:53:21.000 I mean, he was taller than her, so like 5'5, 5'6, 5'7.

00:53:25.000 So I would look at him and be like, I'm not very tall.

00:53:29.000 But I let it slide.

00:53:32.000 Totally useless.

00:53:33.000 I feel like I just wanted to ask because, you know, I'm not, I'm 5'11.

00:53:38.000 I'm going to take my shoes off on 5-11.

00:53:40.000 Yeah, he was definitely like...

00:53:42.000 Do you wear those heels?

00:53:43.000 I don't know how tall.

00:53:44.000 Yeah, so what I did was, I got like, you know how you get like your tits done? 0.90

00:53:48.000 Well, those guys, you get your heels done down here.

00:53:51.000 Yo, don't tell them the secret.

00:53:52.000 Yeah, so you get a, there's a doctor in Peru.

00:53:55.000 He'll hook you up.

00:53:57.000 Did you know that there's like dick filler guys?

00:54:03.000 Isn't that wild?

00:54:04.000 But it's like $15,000.

00:54:06.000 I went to a high school with someone whose dad does penal implants.

00:54:12.000 His thing is in Texas, actually.

00:54:14.000 Yo, I'm sorry, bro.

00:54:15.000 If you need to get surgery, bro, just quit.

00:54:17.000 Just stop.

00:54:18.000 Yeah, but that's got to suck, though.

00:54:20.000 Dude, what if you die from that shit?

00:54:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:22.000 Just get a big...

00:54:23.000 Yo, that's...

00:54:24.000 But what if you're poor and you can't pay for it?

00:54:24.000 Bro.

00:54:26.000 Oh, then you're just done.

00:54:28.000 You're just done.

00:54:28.000 Can I ask or something?

00:54:29.000 Yeah.

00:54:30.000 Are you faking that voice or is that for me?

00:54:32.000 Absolutely not.

00:54:33.000 No, that's her voice voice.

00:54:37.000 That's your actual voice.

00:54:38.000 I've seen him on the show many times.

00:54:39.000 So Mickey Mouse.

00:54:44.000 I might read.

00:54:45.000 If I retire OnlyFans, I might just read children's books.

00:54:48.000 That's actually probably.

00:54:49.000 You'll probably make way more money doing that.

00:54:51.000 And he won't be on camera.

00:54:53.000 Behind the scenes.

00:54:54.000 Yeah.

00:54:54.000 All right, what about you?

00:54:55.000 Why are you single on V-Day?

00:54:58.000 Do you want to change that?

00:54:59.000 Because men, or at least the men, I haven't found my person.

00:55:04.000 Every man so far is just like, there's no sense of loyalty.

00:55:09.000 What does that mean to you, though?

00:55:10.000 Loyalty?

00:55:11.000 What does that mean to you?

00:55:12.000 what does that entail for a guy don't be a manhole like just they don't stay true to their word And I just don't like a liar.

00:55:23.000 Like, why are you a liar?

00:55:25.000 You're a grown-ass man.

00:55:26.000 Why are you lying?

00:55:27.000 Like, stand on business.

00:55:28.000 What are they lying about, though?

00:55:29.000 Why do you lie, huh?

00:55:30.000 Like, what are they lying about to you?

00:55:31.000 Like, what are they lying about?

00:55:32.000 Well, my ex of five years was just, like, not nice.

00:55:37.000 He just wasn't nice.

00:55:39.000 Wasn't nice.

00:55:40.000 So I just didn't.

00:55:42.000 I just got tired of him.

00:55:44.000 So that was that.

00:55:45.000 And then five years later?

00:55:47.000 This recent one.

00:55:49.000 Recent one?

00:55:50.000 Wait, what?

00:55:51.000 Like, the most recent dude I talked to was just like a clout chaser.

00:55:54.000 So he just like was like doing stuff.

00:55:57.000 Oh, he was bad.

00:56:00.000 He was just doing stuff for like streams, like trying to fit in with his buddy and like look real cool.

00:56:05.000 But then off-camera, he'd like scream at me on the phone because I liked his homeboy picture.

00:56:12.000 Like his story.

00:56:13.000 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:56:14.000 We have a question for you.

00:56:16.000 Why do girls like other guys post and think it's cool? 0.94

00:56:18.000 I know.

00:56:19.000 I don't follow anybody, and especially not a man.

00:56:21.000 But that's weird because imagine I'm with you.

00:56:24.000 You're looking at my friend's post.

00:56:25.000 They can see that shit like yo.

00:56:26.000 But he deserved it.

00:56:27.000 He was liking half, he was liking a girl he fuck half-naked video. 0.98

00:56:33.000 So I liked his homeboy's post.

00:56:35.000 I think that's okay.

00:56:36.000 I think the whole because men don't really care if we see a dude with a chick and we go, that's good for him, man.

00:56:42.000 She's hot. 1.00

00:56:43.000 You know, but like a chick, they see all of a sudden, if I'm walking with a little shorty on me, next thing you know, I got a little carte blange, you know what I mean? 0.99

00:56:43.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:56:52.000 Little cachet.

00:56:53.000 Yeah.

00:56:54.000 All of a sudden they're like, oh, okay.

00:56:55.000 I didn't see him before, but now I do.

00:56:58.000 That's true.

00:56:58.000 Yep.

00:57:00.000 I was going to say clout, but I don't like that word clout.

00:57:02.000 You know, it's kind of like she's got the clout.

00:57:04.000 Kind of sounds nasty.

00:57:05.000 You know what I mean?

00:57:06.000 Right?

00:57:06.000 Does that sound like ever since I thought about clout like that?

00:57:09.000 I go, oh, gosh, you got clout?

00:57:11.000 Yeah.

00:57:12.000 My point is, is that's a real thing.

00:57:12.000 Okay.

00:57:15.000 No, it is.

00:57:15.000 Yeah.

00:57:16.000 That's a real thing.

00:57:17.000 It's like a psychological deal.

00:57:19.000 I used to be friends with Smoke Perp.

00:57:22.000 I don't know if you guys are.

00:57:23.000 Yeah, the rapper guy.

00:57:24.000 Yeah.

00:57:24.000 And he blocked me.

00:57:26.000 We like went to Costa Rica together.

00:57:28.000 I'm on the lie.

00:57:29.000 I went to.

00:57:30.000 I don't even know.

00:57:31.000 I didn't even do anything to him.

00:57:33.000 Wait.

00:57:34.000 But he just blocked me out of nowhere.

00:57:36.000 Yeah, he did.

00:57:37.000 He did.

00:57:38.000 He got it.

00:57:38.000 He got the buns.

00:57:40.000 You showed us trash.

00:57:41.000 So he blocked you.

00:57:41.000 She was trash.

00:57:42.000 Did you guys hold hands?

00:57:43.000 I don't know.

00:57:44.000 It was trash.

00:57:45.000 No.

00:57:45.000 No, I showed trash, man.

00:57:48.000 No.

00:57:49.000 Did you guys laugh together over like a nice dinner?

00:57:53.000 Yeah, you did.

00:57:54.000 Don't lie.

00:57:54.000 Yeah.

00:57:55.000 You son of a bitch.

00:57:57.000 She was like, hey, you want to fuck? 1.00

00:57:59.000 No.

00:58:01.000 You don't know why he blocked you?

00:58:02.000 Yeah.

00:58:03.000 No.

00:58:04.000 Maybe you're kind of annoying, maybe.

00:58:05.000 No, Fraser.

00:58:06.000 No, no, the pussy was whack, bro. 1.00

00:58:07.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:58:08.000 Pussy was whack, bro. 1.00

00:58:09.000 Your dick is small. 0.70

00:58:10.000 Yeah, I know it is.

00:58:11.000 What?

00:58:12.000 What?

00:58:12.000 Okay.

00:58:14.000 So everyone here is single for Valentine's Day, pretty much.

00:58:17.000 Except guys.

00:58:18.000 I'm not.

00:58:19.000 But I'm such a good loyal partner that I'm not even going to be there.

00:58:23.000 So there's got to be a guy there that dates.

00:58:23.000 Yeah.

00:58:25.000 Oh, you're a cook?

00:58:26.000 Like, is she getting BBC's?

00:58:27.000 No.

00:58:28.000 What?

00:58:29.000 How are you doing right now?

00:58:30.000 I don't say that.

00:58:30.000 It's not real.

00:58:31.000 She's at the house.

00:58:34.000 With who?

00:58:34.000 She's chilling.

00:58:35.000 Probably our animals. 0.71

00:58:36.000 I'm actually going to.

00:58:38.000 We're old.

00:58:39.000 Like, the whole, like, for me, the last thing on my mind is like, oh, I hope my girlfriend's not cheating on me.

00:58:45.000 It's like.

00:58:46.000 That's good, honestly.

00:58:47.000 It's like, what?

00:58:48.000 I don't have time.

00:58:49.000 Like, I don't have time to do that.

00:58:52.000 Or, like, I don't have the mental capacity to worry about if my lady's cheating on me. 1.00

00:59:00.000 Because if I was worried about it, it probably should just be a Friday night thing or something.

00:59:05.000 It could drain you a lot.

00:59:06.000 But then that's even annoying.

00:59:07.000 When you get to, once you reach 35, it doesn't work anymore.

00:59:12.000 No, no, no.

00:59:13.000 Of course it works.

00:59:14.000 But what I'm saying, well, I guess not for everyone.

00:59:18.000 You don't have a penis, so you won't have to find that out.

00:59:18.000 But good for you.

00:59:21.000 But you could if you want.

00:59:22.000 I know a guy who'll hook you up.

00:59:27.000 What I'm saying is, though, is like the problems at my age back when I was 20, it's like it's the end of the world if your girl's cheating on you or something.

00:59:38.000 It's like a catastrophe or some shit.

00:59:38.000 Yeah.

00:59:40.000 It's about look.

00:59:41.000 Yeah.

00:59:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:42.000 Like the last thing you want to do is like, I don't think I've ever worried about that.

00:59:48.000 Yeah, I think making that priority will mess you up a lot.

00:59:51.000 So to think about that all the time is going to really slow you down.

00:59:53.000 Because it's like, all right, then just like, why don't you just break up?

00:59:56.000 And then go fuck the guy. 1.00

00:59:58.000 Like, are you not a big deal?

00:59:58.000 You know what I mean?

01:00:01.000 Are you from Nelk?

01:00:02.000 No.

01:00:03.000 Dude, we were hanging out with one of those guys.

01:00:05.000 I was like, oh, I actually have a tattoo that says full sun.

01:00:09.000 No, you don't.

01:00:11.000 No.

01:00:12.000 Did it hurt?

01:00:12.000 What?

01:00:14.000 We actually ran into one of those dudes earlier.

01:00:16.000 The Nilk guys. 1.00

01:00:18.000 Why'd you tattoo dot on your.

01:00:20.000 She's about that life, though.

01:00:21.000 Where's she going?

01:00:23.000 They keep this fire.

01:00:24.000 It's a full send in her mouth.

01:00:24.000 Did you meet them?

01:00:26.000 No.

01:00:28.000 Hello, God's wild.

01:00:30.000 That was good.

01:00:31.000 Never met Nelk.

01:00:32.000 That was fucked up.

01:00:34.000 Yo, that's fucking funny.

01:00:34.000 That's a full send.

01:00:36.000 Literally.

01:00:36.000 So, Nestor, what you full set on her mouth?

01:00:39.000 Was yo, yo, yo, yeah.

01:00:41.000 Nestor's father is watching this right now.

01:00:44.000 Yo, Nestor, so question for you.

01:00:45.000 As a guy still in the dating game, how old are you again?

01:00:48.000 29.

01:00:49.000 29.

01:00:50.000 Is dating, you think, worth it?

01:00:52.000 And why are you single?

01:00:55.000 Well, let me start with this.

01:00:56.000 I own two Lambos.

01:00:58.000 He drives them simultaneously.

01:01:00.000 They're at Fresh's house.

01:01:02.000 I'm letting him borrow them.

01:01:04.000 Oh, my God.

01:01:05.000 I appreciate that a lot.

01:01:05.000 Thank you, sir.

01:01:06.000 But let me know if I'm crazy for doing this.

01:01:09.000 But I don't tell women that I drive them. 0.56

01:01:12.000 Right?

01:01:12.000 Because I want to find the right one.

01:01:14.000 I'm 5'11, but I'm six foot with shoes on.

01:01:17.000 Are you really 5'11?

01:01:18.000 But on dating apps, I put that I'm 5'11.

01:01:22.000 Bought six foot with shoes on.

01:01:24.000 That would be so funny on a dating app.

01:01:26.000 I do that to stay away from the bad apples.

01:01:29.000 Yeah.

01:01:30.000 Okay.

01:01:32.000 You guys feel me on this one?

01:01:33.000 Yeah, I get what you're saying.

01:01:34.000 I've had some bad piece of fruit.

01:01:36.000 It's not good.

01:01:37.000 It's not good.

01:01:37.000 It's nasty.

01:01:38.000 It's fun in a moment, but once you, the aftertaste is terrible.

01:01:41.000 So I think V-Day is a marketing scam.

01:01:45.000 Companies used to profit off of individuals that want to say, here's the Valentine's Day present, babe.

01:01:50.000 We got you.

01:01:50.000 And it's for women.

01:01:51.000 Let's be honest here.

01:01:52.000 Now, as a guy, though, it's going to cost you.

01:01:55.000 And let's pray that she even stays to visit you the next month because you never know.

01:02:00.000 So I think V-Day was a scam from the very beginning.

01:02:03.000 I disagree.

01:02:05.000 I think it's a way to show people love and that you care about them.

01:02:09.000 Because you don't always get to do that.

01:02:11.000 So like having a day just to remind the people that you care about them, I think it's nice.

01:02:16.000 But I can choose what day I want to do that as the man.

01:02:18.000 Instead of doing it.

01:02:20.000 But it's like a reminder because, you know, men always need reminded about everything.

01:02:24.000 We do.

01:02:24.000 A reminder.

01:02:24.000 A reminder for who?

01:02:25.000 For women.

01:02:26.000 Men don't really get gifts like that.

01:02:27.000 And if they do, it's like mediocre.

01:02:29.000 But it's also helpful for you guys.

01:02:30.000 How else?

01:02:31.000 Wow.

01:02:32.000 Because if you guys get reminded and you show up with gifts and you show that you care, you get rewarded.

01:02:37.000 Wait, how about reminded?

01:02:39.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:02:40.000 How all year I'm taking care of your ass. 1.00

01:02:42.000 And when I feel like I'll give you a trip or a gift when I'm ready to do it, I don't have to be told to give you a gift on this day.

01:02:49.000 Yes, you do.

01:02:51.000 You're looking at it too much as like a power standpoint.

01:02:54.000 Like, just like a natural day.

01:02:57.000 Yeah, but here's my point.

01:02:59.000 I'm being told what date to give you a gift.

01:03:01.000 It's definitely a marketing thing for sure.

01:03:03.000 It's marketing.

01:03:04.000 It's a marketing thing.

01:03:05.000 Christmas, Halloween, 4th of July, Memorial Day, St. Patrick's Mother's Day.

01:03:12.000 Especially Mother's Day.

01:03:14.000 Me and Dan's Day.

01:03:16.000 My family's all born on holidays.

01:03:20.000 New Year's Eve, the day before Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Memorial Day.

01:03:27.000 Please don't shout.

01:03:28.000 Yo, listen, I'm not shouting.

01:03:29.000 I'm for giving gifts when you're ready for it.

01:03:32.000 And you know the worst part about this is like you just all mention, oh, I'm single.

01:03:35.000 I'm gonna get gifts from other guys.

01:03:37.000 So now especially as a guy.

01:03:38.000 If I'm your boyfriend, give you a gift.

01:03:40.000 Anyone can do that.

01:03:41.000 You know what I mean?

01:03:42.000 There's no big difference between me give you a gift and another random guy.

01:03:45.000 You know what's trash?

01:03:46.000 I always thought was weird.

01:03:48.000 You know, I like money.

01:03:50.000 Nestor likes money.

01:03:52.000 You ladies like money, right? 1.00

01:03:53.000 Yeah.

01:03:54.000 What I always thought was weird is you can't give your lady cash for a gift. 0.97

01:04:02.000 A birthday.

01:04:03.000 There we go.

01:04:05.000 Really?

01:04:06.000 In a card.

01:04:07.000 In an envelope.

01:04:08.000 That's always backfired on me.

01:04:10.000 I'm just saying, I've never understood why that doesn't work.

01:04:14.000 I mean, you give it to them any other day of the year.

01:04:17.000 But see, that's what I'm saying, though, is that sort of a dude's different.

01:04:22.000 My chick comes up, slash me 200 bucks for my birthday. 1.00

01:04:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:25.000 I go, oh, shit, shouty.

01:04:26.000 You know what I mean?

01:04:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:28.000 That's never happened, but I'm saying that would be cool.

01:04:30.000 But I know some guys that are pretty big ballers.

01:04:33.000 Look at them like 10K, 20K.

01:04:34.000 On a random day, 10K, I feel like that would be like, honey.

01:04:38.000 But I think for a gift itself, it should be thought about as, okay, you know what?

01:04:44.000 She's into this.

01:04:46.000 This is my actual girl or wife that I really fuck with heavy. 0.99

01:04:49.000 I got you.

01:04:50.000 But the point is that, like, you guys are getting gifts from random guys.

01:04:53.000 And if I'm a guy that's your boyfriend, how do I stand out?

01:04:56.000 I'm giving you a gift as well.

01:04:58.000 What's the difference?

01:04:58.000 Lamborghinis.

01:05:00.000 Yeah, but really a Lamborghini.

01:05:02.000 You what?

01:05:03.000 You can't drive.

01:05:04.000 Lamborghini.

01:05:05.000 I don't get it.

01:05:06.000 Hold on.

01:05:07.000 You think you deserve a Lamborghini?

01:05:09.000 Honestly.

01:05:11.000 You're fresh.

01:05:11.000 Yeah.

01:05:12.000 Actually, what they bring to the table.

01:05:16.000 No, no, you said you wanted a Lamborghini, but why do you deserve a Lamborghini?

01:05:19.000 You're only fans.

01:05:20.000 You're not adding any value.

01:05:21.000 What do you bring?

01:05:23.000 You sound like Mickey Mouse.

01:05:25.000 What are we doing here?

01:05:26.000 I'm hilarious.

01:05:28.000 She goes, I'm hilarious.

01:05:30.000 I never got.

01:05:31.000 I like your quarters up.

01:05:33.000 A quarter zip?

01:05:35.000 Oh, he's wearing a bag.

01:05:36.000 She makes you laugh.

01:05:36.000 Oh, Fresh.

01:05:37.000 Hey, guys, Fresh, I got a new swag now.

01:05:39.000 My new swag is quarter zip.

01:05:40.000 If you're part of the gang, Common Sense Gang, you know what time it is.

01:05:43.000 We're stepping up the game.

01:05:44.000 We're working on bettering ourselves.

01:05:46.000 We're in the gym.

01:05:47.000 We're getting money and we're moving towards a better lifestyle as a nigga.

01:05:51.000 But Fresh, she made you laugh, Fresh.

01:05:51.000 Let's go.

01:05:53.000 No, I was laughing because it was kind of dumb, huh?

01:05:55.000 I'm just saying, what's the probability of ever all like all of you bagging a dude with the Lambo?

01:06:01.000 Maybe it's the same guy.

01:06:02.000 What makes you think you deserve to hop with the guy with the Lambo? 0.97

01:06:06.000 Did you ride in the Lambo?

01:06:07.000 I honestly don't care to be honest about this.

01:06:09.000 Where's he now?

01:06:10.000 I don't know.

01:06:11.000 I don't think anybody does.

01:06:12.000 Hold on, where's the guy now?

01:06:13.000 In West Palm Beach.

01:06:15.000 Okay, you still dating?

01:06:16.000 No.

01:06:17.000 It's okay.

01:06:18.000 So you got a Lamboroid.

01:06:19.000 Now what?

01:06:22.000 I'm pretty sure it was a right to go.

01:06:23.000 Yo, yo, yo, I promise you, getting into Mexico Car for a night or two is cool, but that doesn't do anything for you long term.

01:06:31.000 You know the worst part?

01:06:32.000 When they record it, I'm in a Lambo.

01:06:34.000 I'm in a Rolls Weiss.

01:06:34.000 I'm in a Ferrari.

01:06:36.000 Like, we know you've been in a guy's car.

01:06:37.000 It's an L. I'm just saying, because when I go around town, I don't live in Miami, but when I go around regular world anywhere other than here and when I lived in LA, maybe certain pockets of New York, it's like it's like ugly people are with ugly people.

01:06:56.000 You know, it's like fat people are usually with fat people.

01:07:00.000 That's like how it usually works.

01:07:02.000 But it reminds me of different things.

01:07:03.000 You're not saying, okay.

01:07:04.000 Yeah.

01:07:04.000 We're in fairytale.

01:07:06.000 We're in fairytale then.

01:07:06.000 You're right.

01:07:07.000 It's a little bit different.

01:07:07.000 Social America is different.

01:07:08.000 Yeah.

01:07:09.000 But also opposite to chart, too.

01:07:12.000 I'm going to call bullshit on that.

01:07:13.000 I'm going to call bullshit on that.

01:07:14.000 Not really.

01:07:15.000 Money attracts.

01:07:16.000 Yeah.

01:07:17.000 Honestly, if you want a successful relationship, find a guy you're going to be best friends with and you want to have sex.

01:07:17.000 You can send money.

01:07:22.000 You're golden.

01:07:24.000 That's real.

01:07:25.000 I think if you can have a good foundation and have trust and respect, you can go along with it.

01:07:31.000 The wanting to hang out with each other aside from sex part, way more important.

01:07:35.000 Yeah.

01:07:35.000 A thousand percent.

01:07:36.000 You got it better, though.

01:07:37.000 And you got to want to have sex too. 0.54

01:07:38.000 I mean, it's part of the deal.

01:07:40.000 I agree.

01:07:41.000 Yeah, you got to want to be attracted to him.

01:07:43.000 But I'm saying if you could be stoked to hang out with your partner, like you guys are literally best friends.

01:07:50.000 Oh, you're fucking in.

01:07:52.000 I only know this from experience.

01:07:53.000 Yeah.

01:07:54.000 Yeah, you're fucking good.

01:07:55.000 It's a little bit harder, but okay, so it's hard.

01:07:57.000 It's definitely hard to find.

01:07:58.000 But if you do, go for it.

01:08:00.000 Sometimes it makes it toxic, though, because it's like, that's your best friend.

01:08:03.000 You always want to be with her.

01:08:04.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:06.000 Oh, I'm so sick of Britney Spears stuff. 1.00

01:08:09.000 Yeah, you can't please him, bro.

01:08:10.000 You can't please him.

01:08:11.000 I feel like when you spend every day with someone for so long, like it definitely makes you guys clash.

01:08:18.000 Well, you need some separation at church and state.

01:08:20.000 You got to have your day, if it's meant to be, it's going to be like regardless.

01:08:24.000 Yeah, I agree with that.

01:08:24.000 I agree with that.

01:08:25.000 Unless you change your mind.

01:08:26.000 All right, so we got a video here to play that illustrates what girls want on V-Day. 1.00

01:08:30.000 They want a bunch of requirements for Valentine's Day, and hopefully, if they get it, you might be able to smash.

01:08:36.000 Here we go.

01:08:37.000 And you know the weird part about V-Day, bro?

01:08:39.000 All this marketing that's done for V-Day is only for women, bro. 0.99

01:08:43.000 Men don't want to get shit. 0.99

01:08:45.000 So it's a side out, man.

01:08:46.000 Okay, but why is the quiet?

01:08:49.000 Here we go.

01:08:50.000 Scroll now if you're sensitive.

01:08:52.000 This is for my young ladies.

01:08:54.000 If you are intimate with anybody and they don't have enough common sense to get you something for Valentine's Day.

01:09:01.000 By the way, I saw her in the gym today, and I wanted to say, like, I'm about to wrap to your video tonight.

01:09:06.000 I want to bring her on, but yeah, she was kind of, I guess she knew who I was, whatever.

01:09:11.000 All right, let's play.

01:09:13.000 You better be celibate for the remainder of the year.

01:09:18.000 Because even if you guys aren't in a committed relationship, all women love little sweet somethings.

01:09:23.000 Oh, yeah.

01:09:24.000 And if he doesn't have enough common sense to say, let me go to Trader Joe's and maybe get her some $12 flowers at the minimum, you have no responsibility giving that man that box.

01:09:24.000 Okay?

01:09:39.000 Okay?

01:09:40.000 Common sense would tell him to get you some chocolate or something.

01:09:43.000 You know, some women like video games. 1.00

01:09:44.000 Get me a video game.

01:09:45.000 Get me a new controller.

01:09:46.000 Different women like different things. 1.00

01:09:47.000 He knows exactly what you like.

01:09:48.000 He knows what you're into because he be inside you.

01:09:51.000 Do not allow a man to act like Valentine's Day is only for relationships.

01:09:56.000 If he's intimate with you, he should be able to comprehend to get her a little sweet something for Valentine's Day.

01:10:03.000 Now, if you allow it to not be that way because you're like, oh, I don't care about Valentine's Day.

01:10:08.000 No, all women care. 1.00

01:10:09.000 We all care, especially from the right guy.

01:10:11.000 We all care.

01:10:13.000 But we'll use a coping mechanism.

01:10:14.000 I don't care about Valentine's Day.

01:10:16.000 I love Valentine's Day.

01:10:16.000 I've said it.

01:10:18.000 I love Valentine's Day.

01:10:20.000 And if you don't know that all women love a little sweet something, I have no business giving you anything.

01:10:25.000 So now, don't be disappointed if he doesn't, but create boundaries.

01:10:31.000 Okay.

01:10:32.000 Sorry, my finger's all in your face.

01:10:34.000 So that's the idea.

01:10:36.000 You got to give her something, even if it's not your boy.

01:10:40.000 Even if you're not her boyfriend, get something from him.

01:10:43.000 If not, look at him in the box.

01:10:44.000 Most men got to learn the hard way, man.

01:10:46.000 Yeah.

01:10:47.000 If you're hooking up with somebody, I think you should.

01:10:51.000 You get a gift from other people.

01:10:51.000 But why?

01:10:53.000 Like you just mentioned multiple guys give you gifts.

01:10:53.000 Yeah.

01:10:55.000 At least you're hooking up with them.

01:10:58.000 Yeah, but you're not my girl. 0.97

01:10:59.000 You're spending time with them.

01:11:00.000 You're not my wife. 1.00

01:11:02.000 Sharing an experience with them.

01:11:04.000 But why do you deserve a gift?

01:11:06.000 I don't get it.

01:11:07.000 Because we're humans.

01:11:08.000 I mean, it's decent, especially if y'all are messing around.

01:11:08.000 Yeah.

01:11:13.000 Yeah.

01:11:13.000 I feel like, how could we all live a better life on the earth instead of just counting things?

01:11:21.000 Bro, you spit bullshit right now.

01:11:22.000 You don't know what the fuck you're talking about right now.

01:11:23.000 We all had Lamborghinis, man.

01:11:26.000 Boombaya.

01:11:27.000 602 Lamborghinis.

01:11:28.000 Lamborghinis.

01:11:29.000 And Burko and the yachts every fucking week.

01:11:31.000 Yeah, so you're telling me because we smashed one time, a couple times.

01:11:37.000 You deserve a gift.

01:11:38.000 If you're continuously, like if you're smashing in between February 1st and February 30th, 28th, 28th, then you should be getting gifts.

01:11:52.000 All right, let me ask you a real question.

01:11:54.000 Everybody's been thinking about it.

01:11:56.000 How many yachts have you been on?

01:11:58.000 Ooh, probably like five.

01:12:01.000 Five yachts?

01:12:02.000 Don't lie to me.

01:12:03.000 Maybe five.

01:12:04.000 Five yachts?

01:12:06.000 Not talk about big boats.

01:12:07.000 I'm talking yachts.

01:12:09.000 Yeah, probably like a helicopter on the motherfucker.

01:12:12.000 No, not yet.

01:12:12.000 You know what I mean?

01:12:15.000 You haven't been on it.

01:12:16.000 Not a helicopter yacht.

01:12:18.000 All right.

01:12:19.000 Y'all get it to me when we get to the helicopter yacht.

01:12:21.000 But I go with my friends, so it's different.

01:12:23.000 I don't just go out with random people on yachts.

01:12:26.000 If my friend group who does content wants to invite me, or if I have friends visiting and they want to take me on a yacht, I'll be like, I've been on two yachts, and it was because I was with the women who got us on the yacht.

01:12:40.000 I was just the guy with them.

01:12:41.000 Like, what's up?

01:12:42.000 You know, what's up, bitches? 1.00

01:12:44.000 I got three women with me. 1.00

01:12:45.000 I'm coming on.

01:12:47.000 They were usually pretty tight.

01:12:48.000 They were like, oh, yeah, one dude who's cool.

01:12:49.000 Like, yeah, come on.

01:12:50.000 But that was the only time I've been on like a, because I don't know anybody who fucking owns a yacht.

01:12:54.000 You know what I mean?

01:12:55.000 Normally, you got to bring nice boats that are expensive, quarter million dollar boats, but that's not a yacht.

01:13:01.000 That's a basic.

01:13:01.000 Yeah.

01:13:02.000 How many yachts have you been on?

01:13:04.000 Maybe like seven.

01:13:06.000 Seven yachts?

01:13:07.000 You're 19 years old.

01:13:08.000 Oh, but you're not allowed to do that.

01:13:11.000 State that every time, every time I go on vacation, I met all friends get a yacht, so a lot of them are paid for.

01:13:17.000 Big boats have been on a cigarette boat speedboat.

01:13:20.000 Wait, wait, y'all caught that?

01:13:22.000 She is 19 years old and been on seven yachts.

01:13:25.000 And I probably paid for like four of them by myself with my homegirls. 1.00

01:13:28.000 What, 20 bucks?

01:13:29.000 Oh, okay.

01:13:31.000 So, like, we pay for like a snorkel and yacht day, like, when we go out of the country.

01:13:36.000 I got you.

01:13:36.000 Oh, okay.

01:13:37.000 Like a charter boat.

01:13:38.000 Couple hundred dollars.

01:13:39.000 Oh, a charter, but that's not a yacht party.

01:13:42.000 A yacht party boat.

01:13:43.000 Yeah, we didn't talk about a yacht.

01:13:45.000 But Fresh and Jack, that's not her money, though. 0.65

01:13:48.000 Oh, yeah, it is.

01:13:50.000 Your boyfriend was with you for five years, right?

01:13:51.000 Are you going to stay on a yacht?

01:13:53.000 Yeah, but those four yachts were probably within, like, I've been on vacation a lot within the last like year.

01:13:59.000 Bro, you ain't got a lot of fun.

01:14:00.000 And my boyfriend was a college student.

01:14:01.000 He didn't pay for shit.

01:14:02.000 I made way more money.

01:14:05.000 I want to be a yacht.

01:14:07.000 That's what I'm trying to say.

01:14:08.000 But how many women get to be yachts? 1.00

01:14:10.000 See, my chick used to sell yachts. 1.00

01:14:12.000 I'm not kidding.

01:14:13.000 She really did.

01:14:13.000 Yeah.

01:14:15.000 I thought that was impressive because I was like, I was like, you sold a yacht?

01:14:18.000 She goes, yeah.

01:14:19.000 Yo, get this right, guys.

01:14:21.000 Imagine she's 19 years old.

01:14:23.000 And you said you bought your own yachts, which that's like a charter fishing boat.

01:14:27.000 You said both.

01:14:28.000 I've been on those plenty, though.

01:14:30.000 $100 each.

01:14:31.000 Yeah, but you're fishing for you.

01:14:32.000 But imagine you're like, you know what?

01:14:34.000 I see her as a viable option, which I don't know why you would.

01:14:36.000 And you say, you know what?

01:14:37.000 We're getting a yacht, babe.

01:14:38.000 She's like, I've been on like 10 yachts already.

01:14:40.000 Five years.

01:14:41.000 I'm like, she's like, what, what?

01:14:41.000 Yeah, five yards.

01:14:43.000 So you're on the first person showing her yacht.

01:14:44.000 She's like, why are you so insecure?

01:14:47.000 Well, no, we're just saying.

01:14:48.000 We just don't own yachts.

01:14:51.000 Why don't you just share an experience together?

01:14:53.000 Because it's a new experience because you're with the other person.

01:14:56.000 Look, I'm having a hard time trying to accept the fact that I'll never own a yacht.

01:15:00.000 That's like saying because you've been to a restaurant before.

01:15:02.000 It's not the same.

01:15:03.000 Literally.

01:15:03.000 It's not the same.

01:15:04.000 You can't go to another restaurant.

01:15:05.000 It's not the same as a yacht.

01:15:06.000 It's a different yacht.

01:15:07.000 It's not the same as a yacht.

01:15:09.000 Can I ask Stacey something?

01:15:10.000 Are you going to get a brand new bed if someone else has slept on it before?

01:15:13.000 Yeah.

01:15:14.000 That's not the point.

01:15:14.000 Hold on.

01:15:15.000 Every two weeks, I have to have a bunch of people.

01:15:16.000 If you're having sucks out of bed, are you going to get a brand new bed?

01:15:20.000 We all know what happens on yachts.

01:15:22.000 Come on now.

01:15:23.000 We know what happens on beds.

01:15:24.000 What happens on a yacht?

01:15:26.000 Tanny eating. 0.99

01:15:28.000 Go ahead, Nestor.

01:15:29.000 Stacy something.

01:15:30.000 Wait, Drinking?

01:15:30.000 What?

01:15:31.000 You know, there's a difference between a boat, or sorry, a yacht and a cruise.

01:15:35.000 Well, Disney's got a cruise.

01:15:38.000 It's a job application.

01:15:40.000 Oh, you're an asshole.

01:15:41.000 I'm sorry, I mean that.

01:15:44.000 I know you're faking that voice.

01:15:45.000 I'm not.

01:15:46.000 The joke is wearing a badge.

01:15:47.000 No, no, she's not.

01:15:48.000 That's her voice, bro.

01:15:49.000 No, that's literally her voice.

01:15:52.000 He could be right, though.

01:15:53.000 He could be right.

01:15:55.000 What if it's the long con?

01:15:56.000 It'll take a lot.

01:15:57.000 That's hard.

01:15:58.000 I literally explained how my parents used to ground me for this.

01:16:01.000 What?

01:16:02.000 Because they genuinely thought it's a good thing.

01:16:03.000 Jack, I've heard her talk randomly to people outside of this, and I'm like, that's her real voice, bro.

01:16:07.000 Like, no joke.

01:16:08.000 Well, yeah, didn't Paris Hilton voice too.

01:16:12.000 Didn't Paris Hilton fake her voice for like ever? 1.00

01:16:15.000 I think she really did.

01:16:16.000 I swear to God.

01:16:17.000 The long con.

01:16:18.000 The long con.

01:16:20.000 The long con.

01:16:20.000 That might be it then.

01:16:21.000 The long con?

01:16:22.000 She was really faking her voice.

01:16:25.000 Place your bets for.

01:16:26.000 All right, you know what?

01:16:27.000 No, we don't get that much.

01:16:28.000 Can someone talk her like quickly? 1.00

01:16:30.000 Oh, no.

01:16:32.000 Yo, chill, bro.

01:16:34.000 I'm just a guest on the show.

01:16:36.000 Yeah, nah, that was not.

01:16:38.000 That was Chris is weird, bro.

01:16:40.000 Hey, I mean, we can move on.

01:16:42.000 All right, cool.

01:16:43.000 We got some chats here, and Chris is definitely ain't gonna be a good one.

01:16:45.000 That's messed up stuff, man.

01:16:46.000 Reported for that.

01:16:48.000 Comedy skit.

01:16:49.000 Yep.

01:16:50.000 All right.

01:16:51.000 What is the first one?

01:16:52.000 Got you, bro.

01:16:53.000 DJ Diamond Jim says, Ladies, if a man pays all your bills and protects you, is he wrong for not celebrating or buying you anything for Valentine's Day?

01:17:01.000 Oh, that's a good point.

01:17:02.000 Yeah, but how many men are paying all of their women's bills? 1.00

01:17:05.000 I wouldn't say many.

01:17:06.000 If you can afford to pay bills, then you can afford to go out and get something.

01:17:10.000 So it would just be because you're not being thoughtful and you don't feel like getting something.

01:17:14.000 It wouldn't even be because you don't have the money.

01:17:15.000 Oh, I always get my checks, though.

01:17:17.000 Why do you gifts have to be physical things?

01:17:20.000 They don't.

01:17:22.000 They don't.

01:17:22.000 They could be a serious thing.

01:17:24.000 It could be a picnic.

01:17:25.000 Because men's stuff. 0.99

01:17:26.000 That's physical.

01:17:27.000 You don't have to have anything at the picnic.

01:17:28.000 You could lay down a blanket and we could look at the stars for Valentine's Day.

01:17:31.000 You could just stare into her eyes for what seems like five minutes.

01:17:34.000 Yeah.

01:17:35.000 It's my type of gift.

01:17:36.000 You might laugh, but it works.

01:17:38.000 Well, if a guy spends all his money on bills, like an apartment and a car and all this stuff.

01:17:44.000 And food.

01:17:45.000 Your well-being.

01:17:47.000 What if they don't have any more money for flowers or anything else?

01:17:53.000 But would you care, though?

01:17:54.000 Would you understand that?

01:17:55.000 Yeah.

01:17:55.000 No, you won't.

01:17:56.000 Come on, girl. 1.00

01:17:56.000 No, no. 1.00

01:17:57.000 How long would you design it for?

01:17:59.000 Every year?

01:18:00.000 Nah.

01:18:01.000 You get no gifts.

01:18:02.000 No travel.

01:18:03.000 Come on now.

01:18:04.000 I would say most of America would go along with it.

01:18:10.000 The issue is that, like, right.

01:18:10.000 Yeah.

01:18:11.000 There's really no other choice.

01:18:12.000 Tell him is vapid amongst women. 1.00

01:18:15.000 Like, he could go pick some flowers off the ground.

01:18:19.000 Yeah.

01:18:20.000 But you wouldn't.

01:18:20.000 You wouldn't take that.

01:18:21.000 Yeah.

01:18:21.000 She'd take it if they're nice.

01:18:24.000 It works.

01:18:24.000 I've done it.

01:18:26.000 No, I mean, her specifically.

01:18:27.000 Yeah.

01:18:28.000 She would do it.

01:18:29.000 Yeah, you know what?

01:18:30.000 You're a stripper. 1.00

01:18:30.000 You're right, John. 1.00

01:18:31.000 What do you mean?

01:18:31.000 I'm sized up.

01:18:32.000 You're a stripper. 1.00

01:18:33.000 What do you mean you take flowers?

01:18:34.000 But friends, she did a smoke perk.

01:18:36.000 She got bullshit in her mouth.

01:18:38.000 Yeah, bro.

01:18:39.000 There's no way.

01:18:40.000 Dude, if you get a nice, a nice, what's that?

01:18:40.000 There's no way.

01:18:44.000 Eucalyptus.

01:18:45.000 No, what is that?

01:18:46.000 What's that flower?

01:18:48.000 Anyway, something nice.

01:18:49.000 She'll take it.

01:18:50.000 Hibiscus.

01:18:51.000 Yes, they love that.

01:18:52.000 Well, she has to actually like you for that to work.

01:18:55.000 Really like you.

01:18:55.000 Okay, yeah.

01:18:56.000 Because if she's like you, no, but no, there's no chance.

01:18:59.000 Not a chance.

01:18:59.000 No way.

01:19:00.000 No shot.

01:19:01.000 Okay.

01:19:02.000 Well, she'll take them.

01:19:04.000 But you probably say thank you.

01:19:05.000 I'm going to appreciate it, though.

01:19:06.000 Yeah, she'll go thanks.

01:19:07.000 You know?

01:19:08.000 Okay, so your ideal gift from a guy, what would I be?

01:19:11.000 Lamborghini.

01:19:12.000 No money.

01:19:12.000 What?

01:19:13.000 Yeah, a car.

01:19:14.000 Yeah, I know it.

01:19:16.000 Dude, if you buy a chick a car, it's a wrap. 1.00

01:19:19.000 Stun.

01:19:20.000 I mean, it's, you know, specifically.

01:19:21.000 Your man pays all your bills.

01:19:22.000 He doesn't buy a gift on V-Day.

01:19:24.000 Is he out?

01:19:25.000 Is he in?

01:19:26.000 I would be kind of upset.

01:19:27.000 I'm not going to do that.

01:19:28.000 I'd be kind of.

01:19:28.000 She's going to be upset.

01:19:29.000 Would you tell him?

01:19:30.000 I'll just be like mad about it.

01:19:31.000 What about just like a handwritten card?

01:19:33.000 No, like I felt like you had like it's one day.

01:19:37.000 It's one day.

01:19:38.000 You had this time.

01:19:39.000 But when he's working his ass off, that doesn't matter.

01:19:42.000 You had this time.

01:19:43.000 He's grinding 12 hours a day just to feed the family, make sure you're good.

01:19:47.000 And maybe a vacation later on.

01:19:49.000 What if he had a valid excuse?

01:19:50.000 Yeah.

01:19:51.000 One day.

01:19:52.000 Like ahead of time.

01:19:52.000 One day.

01:19:53.000 Like, hey, honey, two weeks from now.

01:19:55.000 I would be kind of upset.

01:19:56.000 I'm not going to lie.

01:19:57.000 Yeah, I'd probably be upset.

01:19:58.000 I'd be kind of mad.

01:19:59.000 Wow.

01:20:00.000 What about you?

01:20:02.000 Like, did I get him anything?

01:20:04.000 No, he pays all the bills.

01:20:06.000 So I didn't get him anything for Valentine's Day.

01:20:08.000 No.

01:20:09.000 No.

01:20:10.000 If I got him nothing and he got me nothing, then I guess I wouldn't be upset.

01:20:16.000 That's kind of fair.

01:20:19.000 Yeah, but that's like when someone says we're not doing gifts this year, but really they're doing gifts this year.

01:20:24.000 Yeah.

01:20:24.000 No one ever says that and means it.

01:20:27.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:20:27.000 No, man.

01:20:28.000 She breaks up.

01:20:29.000 What would you do?

01:20:31.000 I think that it's one month or like one day out of the year and you have all year to prepare for yourself.

01:20:37.000 What about like if you're really, I don't know.

01:20:39.000 Same thing.

01:20:40.000 Like if you're really about to broke, okay, then better start putting a dollar away every day.

01:20:44.000 But what about an anniversary?

01:20:45.000 Or pick up some extra shifts?

01:20:46.000 I agree.

01:20:47.000 I've never had a bad thing.

01:20:48.000 If your bills are that high, then maybe you should re-evaluate your life.

01:20:51.000 Re-evaluate, get a better job.

01:20:53.000 Maybe, maybe.

01:20:56.000 Maybe sell your house and get a smaller house.

01:20:58.000 Yeah.

01:20:59.000 So you gotta, you gotta really restructure yourself just to make her happy for one day.

01:21:05.000 Got you.

01:21:06.000 Why would you want to be unstable?

01:21:09.000 Like, why would you want to be like, as a man, be like, oh man, get my girl a Valentine's Day gift?

01:21:15.000 Did you have a simp daddy?

01:21:16.000 Simply, my dad is just a little bit of a dad.

01:21:19.000 My dad's definitely not rich, but he definitely tried his best and does everything to provide.

01:21:24.000 Are you like his princess?

01:21:25.000 I'm the youngest.

01:21:27.000 I'm not afraid of Simpson.

01:21:31.000 But I've never been spoiled just because he's never had money like that, but like he does what he can.

01:21:40.000 You know what I mean?

01:21:41.000 But anything my grandma.

01:21:44.000 Yo, we're so cooked, bro.

01:21:45.000 I promise you, dating is cooked, bro.

01:21:47.000 Like, I'm not men.

01:21:50.000 So both parties are cooked.

01:21:54.000 What's the next one, bro?

01:21:55.000 That's true.

01:21:56.000 I promise you, like, that's why niggas go to Columbia, bro. 1.00

01:21:58.000 They go to Brazil.

01:21:59.000 They go somewhere else because, bro, this is insane.

01:22:02.000 Do women have a fly out version? 1.00

01:22:06.000 Like, is that a thing?

01:22:07.000 A what?

01:22:08.000 Like, you know, how guys will go find men?

01:22:10.000 You know, they'll go to like, you know, Peru or some shit, or they'll go to the other side.

01:22:13.000 Yeah, like, maybe Israel.

01:22:16.000 They'll go to Bangkok.

01:22:17.000 That was my type.

01:22:18.000 No, but I'm saying that.

01:22:19.000 Like Israel, they have really hot guys there.

01:22:22.000 Oh, like chics and shit. 1.00

01:22:24.000 They look like models. 0.98

01:22:25.000 Oh.

01:22:26.000 What about at Mexico or Tulum?

01:22:27.000 Because I'm not going to go over there for like a fun time.

01:22:29.000 But are there like really rich dudes there?

01:22:31.000 No, they just go to Smash.

01:22:32.000 Okay.

01:22:33.000 Like, for example, they'll go there as a group.

01:22:35.000 Guys meet them there, they smash and then go back home.

01:22:37.000 Yeah, but you get what I'm saying, right?

01:22:39.000 What's like the equipment?

01:22:40.000 Passport girl?

01:22:40.000 No.

01:22:41.000 Yeah, what's the equipment for that?

01:22:42.000 No, there's no Passport girl.

01:22:44.000 That shit doesn't work, bro.

01:22:46.000 Well, they could just do it anywhere.

01:22:48.000 Also, the guys that are over there, most of them are not successful like that.

01:22:51.000 So you're going to dunk it for that guy in Daniel.

01:22:53.000 Yeah, you're going to downgrade over there.

01:22:55.000 Or it's not going to work.

01:22:56.000 Yeah.

01:22:56.000 I feel like if I'm going on a trip, it's to like swim in the ocean or like enjoy my trip.

01:23:01.000 Not like thinking about like this guy am I going to find a fuck liner?

01:23:05.000 Wait, hold on.

01:23:06.000 No, no, I don't.

01:23:07.000 Yeah.

01:23:08.000 I was just wondering.

01:23:09.000 Yeah, no valid question.

01:23:10.000 Look at my European girl. 0.98

01:23:14.000 Europe too.

01:23:15.000 Women love a dude with an accent. 0.97

01:23:17.000 I hate them.

01:23:17.000 Yeah.

01:23:18.000 I think it's so fucking annoying.

01:23:20.000 Wait, you think that's your voice, bro?

01:23:22.000 What are you talking about?

01:23:23.000 She's like, I've got enough accents for all of us.

01:23:26.000 She is raised baiting you, Master.

01:23:28.000 Don't be a hypocrite.

01:23:29.000 No, I think accents are annoying.

01:23:32.000 What?

01:23:33.000 Do you hear yourself?

01:23:34.000 I don't think you can hear yourself right now.

01:23:36.000 I don't think I could date a woman with a thick accent. 1.00

01:23:38.000 I don't think I could do it.

01:23:40.000 Chocolate blitz.

01:23:43.000 I don't think it would work out long term for me.

01:23:46.000 It's only a couple weeks.

01:23:47.000 At the beginning, it's fun and it's funny as a hot kid.

01:23:49.000 A few weeks.

01:23:50.000 Hell yeah.

01:23:50.000 But the French accent, bro, you guys be crazy.

01:23:53.000 It's funny at the beginning, like, yeah, this is the man them.

01:23:57.000 Fresh ching chung. 1.00

01:23:58.000 Chill, man.

01:23:59.000 Fresh ching chung. 1.00

01:24:00.000 Get into my head.

01:24:01.000 Hey, Fresh, the baby.

01:24:03.000 Nah, that was terrible.

01:24:04.000 I like Australian accents.

01:24:06.000 Yeah.

01:24:06.000 Yes.

01:24:07.000 Hot Australian accents.

01:24:10.000 I actually made out with an Australian guy named the Donut Dottie. 0.98

01:24:14.000 And he has like 1.7 million followers.

01:24:14.000 No.

01:24:17.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:24:18.000 Really?

01:24:19.000 You made it with a guy?

01:24:21.000 Yeah.

01:24:22.000 Dude, it's unfair.

01:24:23.000 He's famous, though.

01:24:25.000 Well, the Spanish is a drink.

01:24:25.000 That makes sense.

01:24:26.000 That makes her better. 0.98

01:24:27.000 Yo, Ness.

01:24:29.000 It's a real thing, bro.

01:24:31.000 I don't have clout.

01:24:32.000 Don't talk to me like that.

01:24:33.000 This girl just said he has clout and I just can't.

01:24:37.000 I know, but it sounds so nasty.

01:24:38.000 So what?

01:24:39.000 Full send.

01:24:40.000 He's got clout.

01:24:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:41.000 Full send.

01:24:42.000 It's not a good look.

01:24:44.000 Not at all.

01:24:44.000 I just don't care, bro.

01:24:45.000 Did he smash?

01:24:46.000 He's hot.

01:24:47.000 But that's, but that's even on a low level, even if a guy in your group is perceived as popular, not even famous, famous, but just like remotely popular in a small setting in a small town, that even holds weight.

01:24:47.000 No.

01:25:04.000 I've done it.

01:25:05.000 It's a real thing.

01:25:05.000 Yeah.

01:25:06.000 You can have a status within your own community.

01:25:07.000 Yeah.

01:25:08.000 Yeah, it works.

01:25:08.000 It works too.

01:25:09.000 Like you get known around town, people know who you are.

01:25:10.000 You pull up.

01:25:11.000 So it works in your favor.

01:25:12.000 But I mean, kissing a guy because he has clout is kind of a no, but he's hot.

01:25:17.000 Yeah, of course he's hot.

01:25:18.000 I'm not even famous, and chicks hit me up on Instagram and I'm like, who are you?

01:25:22.000 Yeah.

01:25:22.000 I'm like.

01:25:22.000 Yeah.

01:25:23.000 It's because you're on the internet.

01:25:24.000 You're everywhere.

01:25:25.000 I know, but I'm saying, like, I'm not famous, though.

01:25:28.000 But you don't need to be.

01:25:29.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:25:30.000 You could just be just enough popular.

01:25:31.000 Yeah.

01:25:32.000 You're fucking in like Flynn.

01:25:34.000 Imagine whatever can get you access, even if you're not that known worldwide.

01:25:40.000 Back in the day, you had to meet actor, celebrity.

01:25:43.000 Now it's just like, some clout, some followers, you're good.

01:25:46.000 Yeah.

01:25:46.000 It works.

01:25:47.000 No, it does.

01:25:47.000 What's the next one?

01:25:50.000 Owen Fool says, Jack, been watching since 30k subs.

01:25:54.000 Shout out to you.

01:25:55.000 Let's go.

01:25:56.000 Thought the girl in pink was cute until she started talking. 0.90

01:25:58.000 LOL.

01:25:59.000 That's kind of mean.

01:26:02.000 I don't talk on OnlyFans.

01:26:04.000 I just don't talk on OnlyFans.

01:26:06.000 I just moan on OF.

01:26:08.000 Oh, that's fucked up.

01:26:10.000 Yeah, wow.

01:26:13.000 She's got a fucking bachelor's. 1.00

01:26:14.000 This is horseshit.

01:26:15.000 She knows what she's doing.

01:26:17.000 Stray away from our live streams.

01:26:19.000 I promise you, this is an act.

01:26:21.000 That's insane, bro.

01:26:23.000 That's insane.

01:26:25.000 Is she moaning in this? 0.99

01:26:25.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:26:26.000 Subscribe.

01:26:27.000 What the fuck's going on?

01:26:28.000 Don't subscribe.

01:26:29.000 This is terrible.

01:26:31.000 What's the next one?

01:26:35.000 Stop snipping through Force.

01:26:35.000 We got here.

01:26:37.000 Yo, girl in the pink. 0.94

01:26:38.000 You've been on Fresh and Fit like three to four times this past year alone.

01:26:42.000 Have you actually learned anything from all these panels?

01:26:44.000 Nope.

01:26:46.000 That's a good question.

01:26:49.000 I don't think everything you guys are saying is bad.

01:26:52.000 I disagree with some points.

01:26:54.000 I get the point that you're trying to make men like, I guess, less like less simps.

01:27:03.000 But I think women are great and they should be respected and treated like they're great. 1.00

01:27:08.000 They're all great, but like you guys never really acknowledge that.

01:27:12.000 No, women are great when they're following your program. 1.00

01:27:16.000 Because the problem is, if you're the boss in that relationship, what's going to happen?

01:27:21.000 It's not going to work properly.

01:27:22.000 Yeah, I think men should learn how to be leaders.

01:27:25.000 Women want leaders. 1.00

01:27:27.000 Yeah.

01:27:27.000 So why do you want to date a simp?

01:27:29.000 You don't want to.

01:27:29.000 And if you do, it's because you want to use them.

01:27:32.000 No.

01:27:32.000 Yep.

01:27:33.000 I feel like there's a bad caring towards me.

01:27:36.000 Yeah.

01:27:37.000 No, no, no, no.

01:27:38.000 There's no friends.

01:27:38.000 You can be a simp and still be respected and a leader.

01:27:42.000 How?

01:27:43.000 How?

01:27:45.000 That doesn't make any sense.

01:27:46.000 You don't even have to, just because you're carrying doesn't mean you're a simp.

01:27:48.000 You don't even have to be a simp.

01:27:49.000 You just have to be like, you don't believe that shit.

01:27:52.000 That's full ascension.

01:27:53.000 That's a full leader.

01:27:53.000 That is literally.

01:27:54.000 No, but that is full ascension.

01:27:57.000 Being a respected, successful man and being a simp for your woman. 0.99

01:28:01.000 You don't believe it, bullshit.

01:28:02.000 What do you mean?

01:28:03.000 Because that whole statement you made, you were smirking just now.

01:28:07.000 No, I believe you.

01:28:09.000 I like guys.

01:28:11.000 Like, are dominant and possessive.

01:28:13.000 Oh, yeah, but also like nice.

01:28:17.000 Like, you don't have to be an asshole to be dominant.

01:28:20.000 You can tell me what to do and be respectful when you tell me.

01:28:23.000 You want a guy to be a real mana leader and still be nice to you in a way that's passive.

01:28:29.000 That doesn't work that way.

01:28:30.000 It literally dominates.

01:28:33.000 If a man is emotionally mature enough, it does.

01:28:35.000 Oh, emotional mature.

01:28:36.000 Oh, emotional maturity.

01:28:38.000 Piper, you're 19.

01:28:40.000 What about it?

01:28:42.000 What do you know about guys being emotional mature about shit?

01:28:46.000 Anything.

01:28:47.000 I mean, I feel like when you're in a five-year relationship, you learn a lot.

01:28:52.000 The wrong nigga mentioned one. 1.00

01:28:53.000 You said five years, it was done in a drink.

01:28:56.000 So listen, I believe you want a guy with this leader, but you can't talk because you pick somebody that's not a leader.

01:29:02.000 So it's like, do you even know what that means?

01:29:05.000 No, she fucked 10 guys. 1.00

01:29:07.000 10?

01:29:08.000 You said five body count times two.

01:29:10.000 No, my body counts zero.

01:29:11.000 All right.

01:29:12.000 We did get baptized.

01:29:13.000 I literally just got baptized yesterday.

01:29:15.000 It is zero.

01:29:16.000 Thank you.

01:29:16.000 We took my dog, too.

01:29:18.000 Like, yo, you know what's crazy about myself?

01:29:18.000 Please don't.

01:29:21.000 And Nester, they've turned church into like a come as you go.

01:29:25.000 I'm here for a photo.

01:29:26.000 And then back to my church.

01:29:28.000 And it's like kind of like disgusting because that's not cool, bro.

01:29:31.000 Like, just say you're not Christian. 0.92

01:29:32.000 Just say you're not following the Lord.

01:29:34.000 Go through your shit.

01:29:35.000 But to go back, like, that's insane, bro.

01:29:37.000 Look at Nala.

01:29:38.000 I don't post every time I go to church.

01:29:41.000 I posted my baptism on my OF one time.

01:29:43.000 Oh, that's.

01:29:44.000 That's like, that's a new level.

01:29:50.000 Jack, you what?

01:29:51.000 No, you, you, you think, like, that's impressive, man.

01:29:56.000 And I cheated.

01:29:59.000 It did really well.

01:30:00.000 You think to yourself.

01:30:01.000 I actually got baptized too last year.

01:30:04.000 A lot of men of God subscribe to me, and they really liked that video.

01:30:08.000 Wait, wait, so let me get this straight.

01:30:09.000 Just ask you, Jack.

01:30:10.000 So you posted on OnlyFans as a tribute to say you're done.

01:30:14.000 You're still doing OnlyFans?

01:30:15.000 No, I didn't say I was done.

01:30:17.000 It was a tribute to become a virgin again.

01:30:19.000 Is this a bitch? 1.00

01:30:20.000 I posted it on my subscribers to the best.

01:30:23.000 She's weighted seriously, bro.

01:30:25.000 She has a course in her bio.

01:30:27.000 You have a course.

01:30:27.000 I do.

01:30:28.000 You have to teach girls how to become how to do LLF while still being a virgin and true to themselves. 1.00

01:30:35.000 Bro, you are not a virgin.

01:30:37.000 Get your passports, man.

01:30:38.000 Get your passports.

01:30:39.000 Piper.

01:30:39.000 Get ready to leave.

01:30:40.000 It sounds like you're trying to shoot our girl with the red port anyways.

01:30:44.000 Just in general.

01:30:45.000 Just be responsible.

01:30:46.000 I think she quit OF.

01:30:47.000 I do F.

01:30:48.000 I do OF and still.

01:30:50.000 Yo, Piper. 0.99

01:30:51.000 And your dad is proud of you.

01:30:52.000 Honestly, your dad is proud of you.

01:30:53.000 Like, really?

01:30:54.000 He's proud of me.

01:30:56.000 I think he's happy though.

01:30:58.000 He is a fresh.

01:31:01.000 I see you, yo.

01:31:02.000 Listen, I used to respect when someone said they're going to go to church, gonna get baptized.

01:31:08.000 They meant it.

01:31:08.000 Now, obviously, you're not perfect.

01:31:09.000 You're gonna backslide here and there, but you doing that is disgusting, actually.

01:31:13.000 Because that's like you're throwing it in the face.

01:31:13.000 Yeah.

01:31:15.000 Yeah, I'm doing this, but like, God, like, that's not cool.

01:31:18.000 Now, you know what, though?

01:31:21.000 In my opinion, the church thing.

01:31:24.000 I mean, it still sounds better than you.

01:31:28.000 Oh, no!

01:31:30.000 Cucks you, man! 0.98

01:31:33.000 Jack, get her, man! 0.96

01:31:33.000 Someone clipped the... 0.96

01:31:34.000 No, but I did go to a Christian school until eighth grade.

01:31:40.000 Two different ones.

01:31:41.000 Lower level ones.

01:31:44.000 Kind of sketchy now that I look back.

01:31:47.000 But at one of them, the principal was fucking the pastor's wife.

01:31:55.000 Did you ever see the Drew Skipper?

01:31:56.000 Wait, stop on campus.

01:31:58.000 And so that school basically shut down because that went, you know, everyone found out about that.

01:32:04.000 You know, and you're like seventh grade going, whoa, dude, Mr. Hicks did what?

01:32:08.000 And so then the next school I went to, the choir teacher was fucking all the students.

01:32:08.000 You know?

01:32:15.000 You gotta remember it was like middle school stuff.

01:32:17.000 So, but this was all Christian school shit.

01:32:19.000 So this all, now that I really think about it, kind of makes all the sense in the world.

01:32:23.000 It's all been there.

01:32:24.000 So it's kind of just like, it's just leveling up.

01:32:26.000 Bro, it just keeps leveling up.

01:32:28.000 I was going to go to a theologian school, theology school in Canada to learn to be a pastor, scripture.

01:32:35.000 And it's crazy because when I found out how the church operates, especially in America, I was like, wait a minute.

01:32:39.000 You're getting government funding to push an agenda and bring gays. 0.99

01:32:43.000 Not all of it's bad, but I'm just saying.

01:32:45.000 I know.

01:32:46.000 You could get away with a lot of shit.

01:32:48.000 But look at how it's funded and look at what's being pushed.

01:32:50.000 You have a woman preaching to the congregation.

01:32:53.000 You have a gay man saying, praise the Lord. 0.99

01:32:57.000 What are we doing?

01:32:58.000 And then to do this, like, get baptized and put in OnlyFans.

01:33:01.000 What is going on here?

01:33:02.000 I still think that's a bit, though.

01:33:04.000 You gotta be kidding.

01:33:05.000 It's so serious.

01:33:06.000 No way.

01:33:07.000 No, I'm actually known for that.

01:33:11.000 I'm not subscribing, so I will never find out if it's real.

01:33:14.000 No, for what?

01:33:14.000 Listen, listen.

01:33:15.000 We've been doing a lot of things.

01:33:16.000 For getting baptized and posting.

01:33:18.000 No, that's that's top-tier shit right there.

01:33:18.000 Despicable.

01:33:22.000 That's up top.

01:33:22.000 I'm just trying to show people that you can do OF and still like God as close to God.

01:33:27.000 But you can.

01:33:28.000 You can.

01:33:28.000 Well, apparently, people are.

01:33:29.000 That's my belief.

01:33:30.000 That's my belief.

01:33:31.000 What does God believe then?

01:33:31.000 Okay.

01:33:32.000 Yeah.

01:33:33.000 Forget it.

01:33:34.000 Forget.

01:33:34.000 What does God believe?

01:33:35.000 I think that he.

01:33:38.000 No, no, no.

01:33:39.000 Say what?

01:33:39.000 Sorry.

01:33:41.000 He believes in forgiveness.

01:33:43.000 Okay, but if you would like to say, that's nice.

01:33:44.000 Who are you to judge?

01:33:46.000 Does he believe in judging?

01:33:47.000 Did you read his Bible?

01:33:48.000 No, I just read that.

01:33:49.000 No, no.

01:33:49.000 Did you read his Bible?

01:33:50.000 Have I read the whole Bible?

01:33:52.000 No, that's fair.

01:33:52.000 No.

01:33:53.000 But like, do you know what he says about sin and actual repentance?

01:33:57.000 Do you know what he's saying?

01:33:58.000 Inform me.

01:33:59.000 You're doing it as an act of like, hey, buy my OnlyFans.

01:34:04.000 No.

01:34:05.000 You did on OnlyFans.

01:34:06.000 That's the only way you're doing it.

01:34:08.000 You did this before OF, too, though.

01:34:11.000 I just share everything with my subscribers, so it was nothing new.

01:34:15.000 Well, why don't you share it?

01:34:16.000 It's on your Instagram then.

01:34:17.000 I did.

01:34:17.000 It's on your OF.

01:34:18.000 It is on my Instagram.

01:34:20.000 It is on my Instagram.

01:34:22.000 Yo, girls post this as a merch signal. 1.00

01:34:25.000 Hey, look at me.

01:34:26.000 Would you post on your own?

01:34:27.000 You know, to be fair, I had a conversation with a subscriber last week.

01:34:32.000 No, but my subscriber last week, I told him he needs to stop.

01:34:37.000 He was going too far in the gooning. 0.94

01:34:39.000 And out of respect for him, I told him, like, I have to block you.

01:34:42.000 Like, you're just too much of a goon, or you actually need to go seek help. 0.70

01:34:46.000 Like, I'm so scared for you.

01:34:48.000 Does Goony mean not to do that?

01:34:49.000 Does Goomi mean whacking off?

01:34:51.000 It does.

01:34:52.000 He took a video of that key into a coffee and sent it to me and drank it.

01:34:56.000 Yo, yo, yo, you know what?

01:34:58.000 This is verified.

01:34:59.000 Okay, wait, I have to video.

01:35:01.000 That is disgusting.

01:35:02.000 I told him, yo, you know what?

01:35:03.000 My boyfriend.

01:35:05.000 For a commercial break, or from our sponsor, do we?

01:35:08.000 Are you a cap for a commercial break?

01:35:11.000 That was a lot.

01:35:12.000 That was not cool.

01:35:13.000 Yeah, that was so random.

01:35:14.000 That was random.

01:35:15.000 We don't want to know that.

01:35:17.000 TMI.

01:35:17.000 T-Right.

01:35:18.000 If the man gives and gives and gives all ear, let me ask the lady, what the F do y'all give the man? 1.00

01:35:25.000 You know, that's a good question, actually.

01:35:26.000 If your man gives you all year gifts and taking care of you, what does he get from you?

01:35:32.000 Whatever he wants.

01:35:34.000 Like what?

01:35:35.000 That's too generic.

01:35:35.000 No, no, no.

01:35:36.000 No, like, literally, like.

01:35:38.000 All right, so he wants a Lambo.

01:35:40.000 No, no, fuck that.

01:35:40.000 Like cologne.

01:35:41.000 I mean, if he's my man for a long time and I can afford a Lambo and he wants a Lambo, yeah, I'd give my man a Lambo.

01:35:48.000 200K.

01:35:49.000 Yeah, okay.

01:35:51.000 Please.

01:35:52.000 In my opinion, I don't think 200k is a lot of money, but that's my opinion.

01:35:56.000 How much you make a month?

01:35:58.000 I won't say the exact number or disclose.

01:36:00.000 Rough number.

01:36:01.000 Like 100K, 200K, 50K.

01:36:04.000 Above 50K.

01:36:05.000 That's what that's all I'll say.

01:36:07.000 Really?

01:36:08.000 That's impressive.

01:36:09.000 I'm 19 years old.

01:36:11.000 But that's like baptism.

01:36:12.000 That's like right there, though.

01:36:14.000 You're asking me your money.

01:36:17.000 This is chapter one.

01:36:18.000 It's mostly live streams, though.

01:36:19.000 Bro, she's gone, bro.

01:36:21.000 But that's also like we're talking like top months, like when I'm like live streaming every single day, 10 hours a day.

01:36:27.000 Like, oh, all right.

01:36:29.000 I mean, yeah, realistically long-term.

01:36:31.000 Yo, that's nuts.

01:36:32.000 That's the guy's salary for the year for five hours a day.

01:36:35.000 No, I mean, I get it.

01:36:36.000 I'm in the.

01:36:37.000 I just don't do it naked, but like I make it every time.

01:36:41.000 No, no, I'm saying it's.

01:36:43.000 I make more money when I do.

01:36:45.000 Yeah.

01:36:46.000 Hey, not bullshit each other.

01:36:48.000 Are you scamming?

01:36:49.000 What do you mean?

01:36:50.000 You scamming because if you're not showing to Tanelison, you're scamming.

01:36:54.000 No.

01:36:55.000 She just makes them late for you. 1.00

01:36:55.000 I'm not sure. 1.00

01:36:57.000 I do a lot of time.

01:36:58.000 She goes tomorrow.

01:37:00.000 I'm doing a lot of public stuff.

01:37:04.000 Long Kong, Jack.

01:37:05.000 My fans like that.

01:37:07.000 You know your shit.

01:37:09.000 We're in the entertainment industry, if you would.

01:37:13.000 So, like, I get it.

01:37:14.000 50K.

01:37:15.000 I'm just like, damn, 19?

01:37:17.000 That's a good one.

01:37:18.000 Yeah, you saw your soul, man.

01:37:19.000 Because you're 19.

01:37:20.000 You saw your soul, man.

01:37:21.000 Red hair fresh.

01:37:22.000 I'm not saying I want to settle down knowing that this all went on with the baptism and your dad should be a shame, bro.

01:37:28.000 Yeah, but you were so fucked up, right?

01:37:30.000 I mean, I'm no saint.

01:37:31.000 I've been with some women that have done some, you know, I guess this one stripper I knew for a while. 1.00

01:37:38.000 We were all friends, part of the group.

01:37:40.000 What's her name?

01:37:41.000 This guy locked it.

01:37:42.000 I'm not going to say all that.

01:37:43.000 But everybody in Long Beach around Cherry Park area knows this woman.

01:37:50.000 She was a skate hoe. 1.00

01:37:52.000 Stacy.

01:37:53.000 But she was a stripper and she got around town. 1.00

01:37:57.000 I'm guilty.

01:37:58.000 It was right there.

01:38:00.000 She was my neighbor. 0.79

01:38:01.000 I was like, I guess, you know.

01:38:03.000 But my point is, is like some dude actually locked her down.

01:38:07.000 Like a guy that actually stupid.

01:38:10.000 No, like owned a really big company.

01:38:12.000 Like, homie's balling. 1.00

01:38:13.000 Yeah.

01:38:14.000 You know, and good for her, but I remember being like, damn.

01:38:18.000 Yeah, that's rough, dude.

01:38:19.000 You know what I mean?

01:38:20.000 Like, they settled down.

01:38:21.000 They had kids and shit.

01:38:22.000 And I was like, good for her.

01:38:23.000 But I remember being like, dude, knowing what I know.

01:38:27.000 Like, knowing what I know.

01:38:27.000 Jack.

01:38:29.000 That's a reality.

01:38:30.000 Imagine that happens every single day.

01:38:32.000 He was a good looking guy, too.

01:38:32.000 That's right.

01:38:34.000 And it happens to some of the best because, again, if you're not aware of how women operate, how things are, or even, you know, one must pass. 0.99

01:38:41.000 You could be in that scenario.

01:38:42.000 Now, mind you, that's how many dudes, Paulie?

01:38:45.000 Who knows?

01:38:46.000 But that's someone's wife. 1.00

01:38:47.000 A lot of men.

01:38:48.000 Wow.

01:38:49.000 I mean, I'm no saint, you know.

01:38:50.000 Of course, but for women, it's different, though. 0.66

01:38:52.000 Wow.

01:38:53.000 So he's getting.

01:38:54.000 They're not doing it for free.

01:38:56.000 That's true.

01:38:57.000 They never really are.

01:38:58.000 90% of women are.

01:39:01.000 So you get paid?

01:39:03.000 No, I'm not a stripper.

01:39:05.000 I get paid.

01:39:05.000 No.

01:39:06.000 Yeah, but she's going to hit the tanker, though. 1.00

01:39:09.000 You might as well be a stripper. 1.00

01:39:10.000 She goes, I'll steal it if I got it.

01:39:13.000 I don't blame you, though.

01:39:14.000 I get it.

01:39:15.000 All right.

01:39:16.000 This is cooked, bro.

01:39:17.000 Yeah, this is not going well.

01:39:19.000 It's not going well at all.

01:39:20.000 What's the next one?

01:39:22.000 This is scary, bro, by the way.

01:39:22.000 Yeah.

01:39:25.000 Wait.

01:39:26.000 T-Wright says, WFNF, W, Jack, love your channel.

01:39:29.000 Sell me your Cadillac.

01:39:30.000 Okay.

01:39:31.000 That's called, that's going to be.

01:39:33.000 I can't even sell it.

01:39:35.000 Unless somebody was like, yeah, I'll give you 100 bands.

01:39:37.000 I'll take 100 bands.

01:39:38.000 I'll just go buy another one, you know?

01:39:40.000 But I don't think I can do that.

01:39:40.000 Yeah.

01:39:41.000 Sentimental?

01:39:42.000 It's just not worth it.

01:39:43.000 Like, I don't need the money.

01:39:44.000 Yeah.

01:39:45.000 I don't care.

01:39:46.000 Just like your car.

01:39:46.000 It's yours.

01:39:47.000 Yeah.

01:39:48.000 No, I mean, it's like they're hard to find.

01:39:52.000 It's a hard car to find.

01:39:55.000 It's not like you don't see it.

01:39:56.000 It's silver with the red leather and shit.

01:39:58.000 It's nice.

01:39:59.000 It's spec out, basically.

01:39:59.000 It's nice.

01:40:00.000 But I got it like six, seven years ago.

01:40:03.000 Six, seven?

01:40:04.000 For a good deal.

01:40:05.000 Okay, yeah, that joke.

01:40:05.000 Yeah, sick.

01:40:07.000 But I got it for a solid deal out in Kentucky.

01:40:09.000 Some old cat drove that bitch all the way back. 1.00

01:40:12.000 No tags from Kentucky.

01:40:14.000 Cops are passing by.

01:40:15.000 Nice car, dude.

01:40:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:40:17.000 That's funny.

01:40:18.000 I mean, I insured it, but risking the biscuit there.

01:40:20.000 Well, what was I going to do?

01:40:22.000 Like, ship it?

01:40:23.000 You know, I mean, at the time, it was kind of like hood-rich at the time.

01:40:26.000 You know, kind of like, oh, we on a budget on this one, you know.

01:40:29.000 Yeah.

01:40:30.000 Wait, who rich?

01:40:32.000 You know, like, you got 30 grand, 40 grand.

01:40:35.000 Wait, so, so, Jack, have you ever fucked a blacked car before?

01:40:40.000 Yeah.

01:40:40.000 A black chick?

01:40:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:40:42.000 Oh, you have?

01:40:43.000 Yeah.

01:40:44.000 I mean, I did.

01:40:45.000 Okay.

01:40:47.000 No, The whole like.

01:40:50.000 My dad.

01:40:51.000 Okay, you weren't here for earlier one.

01:40:53.000 I told a story how I started.

01:40:55.000 I started going with this with this Jamaican chick. 1.00

01:40:58.000 She's from here.

01:40:59.000 Oh, really?

01:41:00.000 Yeah, I'll say she's whitewashed, though. 0.99

01:41:02.000 Black chick. 0.82

01:41:03.000 Yeah, and she was cool.

01:41:03.000 Oh, nice.

01:41:05.000 Like, we meshed.

01:41:07.000 It just happened.

01:41:09.000 Yeah, they were the same color.

01:41:10.000 Okay, okay.

01:41:11.000 She was darker, maybe.

01:41:14.000 But I remember introducing her to my family.

01:41:17.000 And then that's when I found out like half my family is racist.

01:41:22.000 They had an intervention with me when she left.

01:41:24.000 What did your grandpa say?

01:41:25.000 Oh, my grandfather, dude.

01:41:27.000 He's like 92.

01:41:30.000 We're driving around.

01:41:31.000 He came down from Detroit.

01:41:33.000 We're driving through the taking him through the new house.

01:41:35.000 And he goes, is this a mixed community?

01:41:39.000 But I always say, I was like, but I've been with Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees. 1.00

01:41:47.000 I've been with like everything, except for Middle Eastern. 0.54

01:41:49.000 Around the world.

01:41:49.000 I've never done that.

01:41:50.000 All right, so Jack.

01:41:50.000 Yo, so real quick, Zenny raised the chat and rumble.

01:41:52.000 Shout out to you.

01:41:53.000 Mostly white girls, though. 1.00

01:41:54.000 Mostly white girls. 1.00

01:41:55.000 All right, so Jack, you're all.

01:41:56.000 I went black and I went back. 0.94

01:41:58.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:41:59.000 You're on body count.

01:42:02.000 Dumb.

01:42:02.000 Come on, Jack.

01:42:03.000 I'd have to count, but it's a good amount.

01:42:07.000 Hard to tell.

01:42:08.000 Over 50, under 100.

01:42:09.000 Something like that.

01:42:11.000 Can I ask a black? 0.58

01:42:12.000 Yeah, mine is like the same.

01:42:13.000 Yeah.

01:42:14.000 See?

01:42:17.000 Yo.

01:42:18.000 But you got to remember, I'm 36, and that was like for a guy to get to that level, you know, it's either a lot of years or you just gotta be.

01:42:28.000 I'm 37, yeah.

01:42:30.000 Some dudes are just pussyhounds, and they're like, their main mission in life is to just get the puss. 1.00

01:42:37.000 They're on the hunt.

01:42:38.000 I've always been like a relationship cat.

01:42:40.000 Yeah.

01:42:41.000 But there were some years where it was kind of just coming at me, dude.

01:42:44.000 It was just like a stream income.

01:42:46.000 No, it's just coming in.

01:42:49.000 But then there were years where it's like, you know, it's a little rough, you know?

01:42:52.000 Or like, I'll be with a chick for a couple years. 1.00

01:42:54.000 We have a drought.

01:42:54.000 Yeah.

01:42:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:42:56.000 Can I ask the black queen a question?

01:42:58.000 Of course.

01:42:59.000 Can you tell when a white guy's been with the black girl?

01:43:03.000 Like, can you feel like you have to?

01:43:05.000 Yeah, they make a lot of corny ass jokes.

01:43:10.000 They do.

01:43:11.000 Okay, but regardless.

01:43:11.000 Not you.

01:43:12.000 No, no, no.

01:43:13.000 I fucked up one time.

01:43:14.000 We were in the shower.

01:43:16.000 And she had on one of those shower cap things.

01:43:18.000 A bonnet?

01:43:19.000 Yeah, bonnet.

01:43:20.000 And I was joking with her.

01:43:21.000 She's like sudsing her back. 0.99

01:43:23.000 And I go, hey, you got one of those shower caps for me?

01:43:26.000 She got so pissed.

01:43:27.000 I was covered in soap.

01:43:28.000 She kicks me out.

01:43:29.000 And I'm out there, like, laughing.

01:43:31.000 But, like, I look back on, like, okay, maybe she's sensitive about her hair.

01:43:34.000 And then I didn't know she.

01:43:35.000 And then call me stupid, but I didn't know she was wearing a wig for like the first three months. 1.00

01:43:42.000 Yo, dude, I didn't know, dude.

01:43:45.000 It looks legit.

01:43:46.000 It looked fucking legit.

01:43:47.000 Some wigs, dude. 0.94

01:43:49.000 Dude, it looked like so legit.

01:43:51.000 I literally was like, you have a good wig, dude.

01:43:54.000 Like, that has a top college wig. 1.00

01:43:58.000 That's funny, bro.

01:43:58.000 I swear.

01:43:59.000 That's funny.

01:44:00.000 I didn't know that a lot of them wore wigs.

01:44:02.000 I had no clue.

01:44:03.000 So, Paris, for the chat, can you set up a little twirl to see your figure and everything?

01:44:10.000 It's a little invasive.

01:44:11.000 I mean, hey, I'm just caving.

01:44:13.000 Wait, is everybody going to do it?

01:44:14.000 No, you.

01:44:14.000 I won't know.

01:44:16.000 Why just me, though?

01:44:16.000 I can see this.

01:44:17.000 Oh, well, you know, you know.

01:44:18.000 Well, she's got cheetah. 1.00

01:44:19.000 You got the cheetah print on and stuff.

01:44:21.000 Black. 0.93

01:44:22.000 But why just me?

01:44:23.000 Why can't I have a woman? 1.00

01:44:24.000 Because all by the way, everybody twirl.

01:44:28.000 Well, you'll have to pay them to do it.

01:44:30.000 Yeah.

01:44:31.000 She goes, I mean, okay, smart perp.

01:44:35.000 Okay.

01:44:36.000 I look kind of bad right now.

01:44:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:44:39.000 Paris.

01:44:40.000 You look beautiful.

01:44:41.000 Can I pass on that?

01:44:42.000 No, no.

01:44:43.000 I mean, I mean, come on, Paris.

01:44:44.000 Come on, Paris.

01:44:45.000 Come on.

01:44:46.000 Paris, Paris.

01:44:46.000 Can I pass?

01:44:48.000 Paris, Paris.

01:44:50.000 Come on, Tar.

01:44:51.000 Yo, next, I think.

01:44:54.000 You don't have to.

01:44:54.000 Unless you want to.

01:44:56.000 I don't.

01:44:57.000 Bro, you got to.

01:44:57.000 Okay.

01:44:58.000 My god.

01:44:59.000 God damn.

01:45:00.000 What about you?

01:45:02.000 Me?

01:45:02.000 Yes.

01:45:03.000 Pipe.

01:45:04.000 Pipe purr. 0.92

01:45:05.000 Pie per.

01:45:06.000 Oh, Fresh.

01:45:07.000 I mean.

01:45:07.000 You think?

01:45:09.000 Where's the camera?

01:45:10.000 Just 360.

01:45:11.000 I don't know, guys.

01:45:12.000 It's little baby girl.

01:45:14.000 Let me see you dance.

01:45:15.000 Let me see you Toro.

01:45:18.000 Unreal.

01:45:19.000 All right.

01:45:20.000 Guys, remember she's 19 years old.

01:45:22.000 Yeah, you are.

01:45:22.000 This is insane.

01:45:24.000 I like me.

01:45:25.000 They call that the holy trinity.

01:45:27.000 Yeah, I'm sorry, man.

01:45:28.000 I've been in the data game for a while, and I honestly need 21 or above.

01:45:32.000 I really, the mentality for me is just not working.

01:45:35.000 Dude, I went on a date with a 21-year-old when I was like 30, and I just was like.

01:45:39.000 Never again.

01:45:40.000 No, it wasn't anything.

01:45:41.000 It was like sweet girl and everything.

01:45:44.000 She was cute, but I was just kind of like, man.

01:45:46.000 Yeah, stupid.

01:45:46.000 I felt off.

01:45:47.000 I felt like I was like...

01:45:48.000 Did you hit, though?

01:45:49.000 No, I didn't.

01:45:49.000 No.

01:45:50.000 I felt wrong.

01:45:51.000 It felt wrong.

01:45:53.000 Yeah, there's a certain level of like mindset.

01:45:55.000 It didn't feel right.

01:45:56.000 It didn't feel right.

01:45:58.000 If you ever date a young girl like that, I just said I'm gonna be. 0.97

01:45:58.000 Yeah, man. 0.97

01:46:02.000 You wouldn't understand what we're saying because I'm telling you, bro.

01:46:05.000 It's not, it's not.

01:46:06.000 It's not what you think it is, fellas.

01:46:08.000 You gotta go through it and understand what I'm saying, but it's definitely different.

01:46:11.000 You gotta have sex with a lot of people.

01:46:12.000 Yeah, you wouldn't understand until you go through it.

01:46:14.000 Actually, and date a lot of women.

01:46:17.000 My dad used to be married to a young woman.

01:46:21.000 Like he was 20 years.

01:46:23.000 50.

01:46:24.000 And she was 23.

01:46:26.000 All right.

01:46:28.000 Well, I mean, that's not bad, but I'm just saying like under 20 is kind of like, unless you're in a different country, like foreign country, I think that's understandable. 0.98

01:46:37.000 But here in America.

01:46:39.000 19 years old.

01:46:40.000 I don't think so.

01:46:40.000 19.

01:46:41.000 Bro, it's.

01:46:44.000 He gave her an airplane.

01:46:46.000 What?

01:46:47.000 Well, if you get that.

01:46:47.000 Yeah.

01:46:48.000 Where was this with the yacht?

01:46:49.000 It was like a $100,000 airplane.

01:46:53.000 What?

01:46:54.000 Who's your daughter? 0.98

01:46:55.000 Yeah.

01:46:56.000 My dad's name's Michael.

01:46:58.000 Is he single?

01:47:00.000 Yeah, he's single.

01:47:04.000 But he likes Latina women. 1.00

01:47:06.000 Some people tell me I look Latino, but I don't think I do.

01:47:06.000 Yeah, you're not.

01:47:09.000 Like black. 1.00

01:47:10.000 You look Latina?

01:47:11.000 That's literally that's what I'm saying.

01:47:12.000 I can see like maybe like a Guatemalan.

01:47:15.000 I can see the Argentina.

01:47:16.000 It's maybe a Guatemalan type deal.

01:47:18.000 I think he's Argentina.

01:47:19.000 Yeah.

01:47:20.000 Argentinian.

01:47:21.000 Yeah, something like that.

01:47:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:47:23.000 Anyway.

01:47:24.000 I can see that.

01:47:25.000 What's the next one?

01:47:26.000 T-Right says something you can't say on YouTube.

01:47:28.000 Cool.

01:47:31.000 Also, anything in Airtable or not?

01:47:31.000 That's it.

01:47:33.000 Not right now.

01:47:34.000 Cool.

01:47:35.000 All right, we'll go to Rumble.

01:47:36.000 I'll switch over right now because I want to ask you something, Piper, because I just think you have so much potential, but you're blowing it like because, I mean, look, I'm all for change.

01:47:48.000 Women that want to change themselves and become better, which is hard to ever happen to me. 1.00

01:47:51.000 Don't stop by in the back.

01:47:52.000 There's a cycle of like going to OnlyFans or doing peace up stuff.

01:47:57.000 And then, you know what?

01:47:58.000 I'm going to go to church and change my mindset and change my life around.

01:48:01.000 But then you still do the same thing because it's a cop-out.

01:48:03.000 I'm not trying to change my life around.

01:48:05.000 So why even go get baptized?

01:48:07.000 And become a virgin so that I can be a virgin before.

01:48:11.000 Fresh said, and you know, so it's a chat, you know, AI says that's that's not a thing, though.

01:48:17.000 It's like cleansing everything.

01:48:20.000 But that's TDs.

01:48:22.000 No, that's not how STDs work.

01:48:24.000 It's not spiritual.

01:48:25.000 That's it does.

01:48:26.000 Oh, yo.

01:48:28.000 Oh, spiritual.

01:48:30.000 Spiritual.

01:48:31.000 I'm not saying I have them, but like, it's worked for my friends that.

01:48:36.000 Who told you that?

01:48:36.000 No.

01:48:37.000 You get baptized, you clear your hands.

01:48:38.000 No, the priest.

01:48:39.000 He's like hitting on her.

01:48:40.000 He's like, we're the skip new priest with the head tattoos.

01:48:44.000 You just get baptized, baby.

01:48:45.000 All this would go away.

01:48:46.000 Literally.

01:48:47.000 You guys want to see it?

01:48:47.000 Yeah.

01:48:48.000 No, no.

01:48:49.000 I'm like, deadass.

01:48:50.000 Who told you that?

01:48:51.000 A good friend of mine.

01:48:52.000 Her pastor.

01:48:54.000 So he told you, you get baptized, you click because you're talking about all the Christian jokes. 1.00

01:48:59.000 What's her name?

01:49:00.000 I don't know if she'd want me to say her name on here.

01:49:02.000 Does she do OnlyFans? 1.00

01:49:04.000 No.

01:49:04.000 What does she do?

01:49:06.000 She's an accountant. 0.93

01:49:08.000 An actual accountant.

01:49:09.000 Did she do your discourse?

01:49:10.000 Wait a minute.

01:49:12.000 So you let an accountant tell you about what God wants you to do with your life.

01:49:17.000 It's not what God may want me to do.

01:49:19.000 It's what I want.

01:49:20.000 Surprisingly.

01:49:21.000 I want to feel fresh and reset.

01:49:23.000 Fresh.

01:49:24.000 Did you grow up in church?

01:49:24.000 So that's what I feel.

01:49:26.000 I like being a virgin.

01:49:27.000 Did you grow up in church?

01:49:28.000 Yeah.

01:49:29.000 Jack, you grew up in church.

01:49:31.000 No, I went to Christian school, but I didn't go to church every Sunday.

01:49:35.000 You guys peeped how hoes be hiding behind that Bible. 1.00

01:49:38.000 Yeah, literally.

01:49:39.000 Right.

01:49:40.000 After they do their hoe phase, right? 1.00

01:49:43.000 They won't.

01:49:43.000 Well, I mean, why do they think Christianity?

01:49:44.000 Why do you think people got married at 17 back in the 60s?

01:49:49.000 They were trying to hump, man. 0.97

01:49:50.000 Yeah.

01:49:51.000 They're trying to hump. 0.78

01:49:52.000 They're trying to do right.

01:49:53.000 Premarital sex was a sin. 0.85

01:49:55.000 Yeah.

01:49:55.000 So people were rushing to have sex.

01:49:57.000 Yeah, man.

01:49:57.000 But then there's just saying there's some hoes that be hoeing out here and then hide behind the Bible.

01:50:03.000 You know what I mean?

01:50:04.000 Jesus got stoned too, man.

01:50:05.000 And Jesus, yeah.

01:50:06.000 Jesus would end up proof.

01:50:08.000 And you gave her the best advice that her dad should have gave her.

01:50:13.000 Last year.

01:50:13.000 You said it.

01:50:14.000 But you said it for me.

01:50:15.000 You know the worst part?

01:50:16.000 Okay.

01:50:17.000 He finished my word.

01:50:18.000 Yeah.

01:50:18.000 I'm all for like you do what you want to do.

01:50:21.000 Just don't involve God with that shit.

01:50:22.000 Like, do what you want to do.

01:50:24.000 God is involved in everything.

01:50:25.000 God is always watching.

01:50:26.000 He's already.

01:50:26.000 No, no, no.

01:50:27.000 But what I'm saying is, like, there's no money.

01:50:29.000 I'm not going to put a mosque and then say, oh, I'm Muslim and then go kill somebody.

01:50:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:50:33.000 That's not cool.

01:50:34.000 So you doing that is fucked up because you're saying, oh, yeah, I'm a Christian, basically, but you're not.

01:50:38.000 You're baptized.

01:50:39.000 You're not fresh.

01:50:40.000 And it's like, what's the angle here?

01:50:42.000 Because it's not funny.

01:50:42.000 It's not even cool.

01:50:44.000 Am I laughing?

01:50:45.000 Yeah, you want to laugh.

01:50:45.000 Yeah, you were laughing earlier.

01:50:46.000 Yeah.

01:50:48.000 It was like a light shot.

01:50:51.000 I got baptized.

01:50:52.000 Like, I'm not likely, though.

01:50:55.000 Dude, that's demonic, bro.

01:50:56.000 That's funny.

01:50:57.000 It's just water.

01:50:57.000 That's demonic, bro.

01:50:59.000 It really is just water.

01:51:00.000 If it makes me feel better, what's the problem?

01:51:02.000 Like, if it makes me feel better.

01:51:03.000 I mean, but it's cold.

01:51:05.000 I don't have a problem with it.

01:51:05.000 I just sing straight.

01:51:06.000 It's not hurting anyone.

01:51:07.000 Yo, you're a little demon, bro.

01:51:08.000 That's fucked up.

01:51:10.000 Demon is crazy.

01:51:11.000 I'm a very pure soul.

01:51:12.000 I'm very kind and giving and like.

01:51:15.000 And you're smiling when you said kind of.

01:51:17.000 I'm not talking about how I'm a good church.

01:51:18.000 You don't believe that shit, man.

01:51:20.000 It's causing you to be aware of what's going on.

01:51:20.000 You went to a church.

01:51:21.000 It's called do Christian life.

01:51:23.000 Oh, shut up. 0.99

01:51:24.000 Didn't the church get baptized?

01:51:26.000 Like, it's funny.

01:51:27.000 It's not funny.

01:51:27.000 Plus, the OnlyFans.

01:51:28.000 That's not cool.

01:51:29.000 It's not trying to be cool.

01:51:31.000 Like, what?

01:51:33.000 I think it's groundbreaking.

01:51:35.000 That's for sure.

01:51:36.000 That's like.

01:51:37.000 Yo, I promise you, bro.

01:51:38.000 This got to be the end of the world, bro.

01:51:39.000 That's beyond the East.

01:51:40.000 It's got to be end of the world.

01:51:42.000 I think it's kind of.

01:51:43.000 We're not Rumble?

01:51:44.000 No.

01:51:45.000 Hey, come on over.

01:51:47.000 What, what?

01:51:48.000 Yeah, guys, let's go over to Rumble, man, because this is like...

01:51:50.000 Yeah, we're getting a little far.

01:51:52.000 Yeah.

01:51:53.000 We're going way already.

01:51:55.000 We're going way south of Chinatown, man. 0.98

01:51:58.000 I don't know what that means.

01:51:59.000 Yeah, we are.

01:52:00.000 All right.

01:52:01.000 Let's know when we're all the way over.

01:52:03.000 But be honest, though, you honestly believe that that's cool, though.

01:52:07.000 What about it?

01:52:08.000 It's cool.

01:52:10.000 That's just what I do.

01:52:11.000 Like, my belief.

01:52:14.000 It doesn't have to be for everyone.

01:52:16.000 But your belief is wrong, though.

01:52:17.000 I thought I heard it all.

01:52:18.000 That's your opinion.

01:52:19.000 No, it's just.

01:52:20.000 I'm not going to argue with your opinion.

01:52:21.000 But it's the facts, though.

01:52:22.000 No, so you got to tell your parents not to watch this shit.

01:52:24.000 That's your opinion.

01:52:25.000 That's true.

01:52:25.000 Yeah.

01:52:26.000 It's not my opinion.

01:52:27.000 Maybe send him a text message.

01:52:28.000 I do what I do.

01:52:29.000 She don't care, bro.

01:52:30.000 I know she don't care about that.

01:52:31.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:52:32.000 But the point is, you can be wrong.

01:52:33.000 You can't do what I want.

01:52:34.000 And be wrong in your bullshit and then spread that shit.

01:52:38.000 And it's not cool.

01:52:39.000 You said do what with it?

01:52:41.000 You can be wrong and think it's cool, but it's not.

01:52:43.000 And my problem is that, like, I don't want other people think it's cool to do that because it's not cool.

01:52:47.000 Like, you're doing that as, like, oh, it's funny, whatever.

01:52:50.000 It's not funny.

01:52:51.000 I mean, I'm not posting it with laughing emojis.

01:52:53.000 Like, it's not funny.

01:52:55.000 But you're making a mockery of the church.

01:52:56.000 Not trying to make a mockery of it.

01:53:00.000 You did.

01:53:01.000 That's your opinion.

01:53:04.000 That's your opinion.

01:53:05.000 You know what I mean?

01:53:06.000 Okay.

01:53:07.000 Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

01:53:09.000 Okay.

01:53:10.000 We're going to.

01:53:11.000 Yeah.

01:53:13.000 Am I wrong here?

01:53:14.000 I just feel like that was really disgusting.

01:53:16.000 I think it's definitely next level shit.

01:53:18.000 That's for sure.

01:53:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:53:19.000 No, Can't really.

01:53:23.000 All right.

01:53:23.000 Chase the man.

01:53:25.000 What do you call Lesbian on fire and LGBT barbecue? 0.95

01:53:29.000 LGBT barbecue.

01:53:30.000 Why did the condom fly across the room?

01:53:33.000 Because it was pissed off.

01:53:34.000 Ah, that's good.

01:53:36.000 How do you start shooting an all-black school called the Cops? 1.00

01:53:41.000 What the fuck?

01:53:43.000 Yo, Chase, you're funny as hell, bro.

01:53:45.000 That just went from the battle.

01:53:47.000 We're on Rumble now.

01:53:48.000 Yes.

01:53:49.000 You can say whatever you want.

01:53:50.000 We can shit.

01:53:51.000 Fuck.

01:53:52.000 Can you say whatever you want?

01:53:53.000 Yeah, they are going to say it.

01:53:54.000 Whoa.

01:53:54.000 Yo, Chris.

01:53:55.000 Seriously.

01:53:56.000 I'm a federal.

01:53:57.000 Rumble?

01:53:59.000 I mean, come on.

01:54:00.000 That's right.

01:54:00.000 I'm just going to.

01:54:01.000 I'm black, man.

01:54:02.000 You can turn off the voice now.

01:54:03.000 Because we're on Rumble.

01:54:05.000 Yeah, just speak your mind.

01:54:06.000 She's not kidding.

01:54:07.000 They're both not joking.

01:54:09.000 Okay, now that we can say these words, my brother's Jewish, but I'm Christian.

01:54:14.000 Okay.

01:54:16.000 Were you raised?

01:54:17.000 Which one did you grow up on?

01:54:19.000 What does it do anything?

01:54:20.000 We're talking about religion.

01:54:22.000 Okay.

01:54:23.000 Yum.

01:54:24.000 Why is that important?

01:54:26.000 My family has different religions.

01:54:30.000 And my brother is making a movie about how he's Jewish.

01:54:35.000 And does he need any extras?

01:54:37.000 I don't know.

01:54:39.000 Disney characters.

01:54:40.000 It's with smoke perp.

01:54:42.000 Mickey and Mousehole.

01:54:43.000 Wait, he's making a smoke perp in the movie.

01:54:45.000 Come on.

01:54:46.000 He's making a Jewish movie?

01:54:47.000 With smoke perp.

01:54:49.000 About what?

01:54:50.000 What?

01:54:50.000 What's being Jewish?

01:54:52.000 All right, dude.

01:54:52.000 Yo, No, this is next level, man.

01:54:59.000 Yo, Jack.

01:55:00.000 I don't get this, bro.

01:55:00.000 I'm having a hard time buying a lot of this.

01:55:03.000 Yeah, you can look it up.

01:55:05.000 I can understand it.

01:55:09.000 Go to the baptism with this Jewish rapper thing.

01:55:14.000 It's a lot, man.

01:55:14.000 Yeah, it's a lot going on.

01:55:15.000 My brother also made a song with Loan.

01:55:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:55:19.000 What's her name?

01:55:19.000 So, yo, what's song?

01:55:22.000 My other brother made a song with Polo G. What?

01:55:25.000 It's a song.

01:55:26.000 Can you name it?

01:55:27.000 Watching me by DCS Major and Location with Loan.

01:55:36.000 Are you like serious right now?

01:55:37.000 Yeah.

01:55:39.000 There's a lot of people.

01:55:40.000 There's a lot to unpack in this.

01:55:41.000 I'm serious.

01:55:43.000 You can look it up.

01:55:44.000 I mean, that's great and all, but, like, why do we care?

01:55:49.000 I'm just like bringing stuff up now that we're on Rumble because I couldn't say we're Jewish.

01:55:56.000 I'll be like, okay.

01:55:57.000 Can we really say what we want?

01:55:59.000 Yes.

01:55:59.000 Yeah, go ahead.

01:56:00.000 Just wondering.

01:56:01.000 I'll save it for later.

01:56:02.000 All right, cool.

01:56:03.000 All right, we got some more chats here.

01:56:04.000 Yeah, I promise you, this is like a joke.

01:56:07.000 Because there's no way that.

01:56:08.000 Okay, whatever.

01:56:11.000 Are y'all normally this slow talking normally?

01:56:14.000 Last time you were on, but like, this is like a musician.

01:56:16.000 You should be like, like, her.

01:56:19.000 You sit on her for her.

01:56:20.000 These two, like, been like the same long con.

01:56:25.000 Wait, so does this really transfer when you go on something like this?

01:56:29.000 Does this really help your business out?

01:56:33.000 No.

01:56:33.000 No?

01:56:34.000 No, I did it for fun.

01:56:36.000 I did it.

01:56:37.000 No, I was just wondering.

01:56:38.000 I did this for fun because I know the audience loves me.

01:56:41.000 I was just wondering.

01:56:43.000 I don't know.

01:56:44.000 My old OnlyFans name was Barracks Bunny.

01:56:48.000 Wait, the Army?

01:56:50.000 Yeah.

01:56:51.000 Yo, I promise you, Jack, some of them do benefit because some guys are still simps of the cool only fans.

01:56:56.000 But a majority of them just with I do have like a handful of people from here understanding.

01:57:03.000 I promise you, guys.

01:57:04.000 Why not just like the strip club?

01:57:06.000 I don't get it.

01:57:06.000 You know what I mean?

01:57:07.000 You don't want to touch people, bro.

01:57:09.000 No, no, not you.

01:57:10.000 I'm saying you.

01:57:15.000 Don't laugh, Nestor.

01:57:16.000 I'm saying or maybe it's cheaper because you can't really go to a strip club just like, here's 20 bucks.

01:57:23.000 Like, it's kind of you gotta be, you gotta be ready to throw at least minimum 200 bucks.

01:57:28.000 That's gonna last you barely anytime.

01:57:30.000 Yeah, so you kind of gotta be that kind of makes sense.

01:57:34.000 I guess it's like the barrier to entry was like $7.99.

01:57:38.000 It's like it's actually free for Valentine's Day because I love you guys and I'm gonna be alone.

01:57:44.000 And I know most of you guys are gonna be alone too because you're watching this.

01:57:49.000 So it's free.

01:57:50.000 You can find it on my Twitter.

01:57:52.000 It's not on my Instagram.

01:57:53.000 Nope, Nina, Valentine's Day.

01:57:55.000 Stop, we're gonna move forward.

01:57:58.000 What is the next one?

01:57:59.000 Collab coming for ourselves.

01:58:01.000 That's why I've heard some shit.

01:58:03.000 All right, we got Army Jewel Sergeant says, Fresh.

01:58:05.000 Remember the girl left of Myron's seat?

01:58:08.000 Faking her reason for being kicked from the military.

01:58:10.000 I remember girl on the right, you aren't a born of again virgin.

01:58:14.000 You can repent for it, but you will never be a virgin again.

01:58:17.000 Fake Christian. 1.00

01:58:18.000 They're all 304s. 1.00

01:58:19.000 We are cooked.

01:58:20.000 I agree with you, my friend.

01:58:21.000 Army Drill Sergeant.

01:58:22.000 Yeah, remember she was Sam who was discharged honorably.

01:58:25.000 Oh, you were?

01:58:26.000 With her?

01:58:26.000 Yeah.

01:58:27.000 Fake tip.

01:58:27.000 Army Jewel Sergeant.

01:58:28.000 It was General Under Honorable.

01:58:30.000 Under Honorable, yeah.

01:58:31.000 Oh, honorable.

01:58:32.000 Under Honorable.

01:58:33.000 Yeah, that's there.

01:58:34.000 That's the worst.

01:58:35.000 I watched that part.

01:58:36.000 Oh, okay.

01:58:37.000 That was that was you said for vaping, right?

01:58:39.000 Yeah.

01:58:40.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:58:41.000 She vaped. 0.93

01:58:42.000 Some guy in chat called your bluff, though.

01:58:45.000 So, I mean, I don't know, but I mean, like, there was a couple other stuff, too, that I didn't.

01:58:49.000 Of course.

01:58:50.000 Well, you didn't say that.

01:58:51.000 Like, blowjobs, probably.

01:58:53.000 No, what the heck?

01:58:54.000 I never even did anything with that.

01:58:56.000 You're a bad liar, bro.

01:58:57.000 Are you smiling?

01:58:58.000 You actually swear.

01:59:00.000 Fucking person.

01:59:02.000 I actually went to church every Sunday when I was in the army.

01:59:06.000 Like, I actually got baptized when I was in the army.

01:59:12.000 I'm serious.

01:59:13.000 Yo, Jack.

01:59:15.000 Yo, Jack.

01:59:16.000 I'm serious.

01:59:17.000 Yo, Jack, man.

01:59:18.000 You're not buying any of this.

01:59:19.000 You can literally ask people that I was in basic training with, like, they all watched me.

01:59:25.000 What was their like, I'm not disagree with Nestor on this girl's voice at this point.

01:59:29.000 My Azbab score.

01:59:31.000 It was a 50.

01:59:32.000 A 50 out of 140.

01:59:34.000 Yo, and Jack, it's only four girls. 0.93

01:59:36.000 Yeah, imagine.

01:59:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:59:37.000 Wait, what is the score?

01:59:38.000 I genuinely don't know.

01:59:39.000 I don't know.

01:59:40.000 What is the AzVab score out of?

01:59:42.000 I wasn't.

01:59:43.000 What is the ASVAB score out of?

01:59:45.000 As Vab score?

01:59:48.000 What the fuck is that?

01:59:49.000 What?

01:59:50.000 I don't know what that has to do with anything.

01:59:51.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:59:52.000 I mean, I don't know what that is.

01:59:54.000 I've heard of it, but I don't know what it's for.

01:59:56.000 Yo, you can't make this shit up, bro.

01:59:58.000 Like, I went to do my SATs.

01:59:59.000 I looked at it.

02:00:00.000 The ASVAB score was high enough to be a medical.

02:00:03.000 Oh, please don't.

02:00:05.000 That's what that's for.

02:00:06.000 Please don't.

02:00:06.000 There you go.

02:00:08.000 That's the MCATS.

02:00:10.000 Guys, imagine you're in dire need of help.

02:00:12.000 What the fuck is that?

02:00:15.000 Do you need help?

02:00:16.000 Are you dying?

02:00:17.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:00:19.000 Are you dying?

02:00:20.000 Oh, you want some water?

02:00:23.000 You're dead.

02:00:23.000 I know.

02:00:24.000 You're dead.

02:00:26.000 You are gone, bro.

02:00:27.000 You're gone.

02:00:28.000 How's your heart?

02:00:30.000 Oh, you're bleeding out.

02:00:32.000 I feel like she would give me like the best hug, though.

02:00:34.000 Yeah, she would have to do it.

02:00:35.000 I give the best CPR mouth to mouth.

02:00:38.000 Oh, yeah.

02:00:38.000 Oh, my God.

02:00:41.000 All right, man.

02:00:42.000 We're going to put them in this word.

02:00:44.000 Yo, this is insane, bro.

02:00:45.000 All right.

02:00:46.000 All right, what's the next one?

02:00:47.000 Yeah, I promise you that twin turbo sauce.

02:00:50.000 This red-haired demon is going straight to hell. 1.00

02:00:53.000 All right.

02:00:54.000 I agree with you, bro.

02:00:55.000 Doing devil's work by putting God's faucet, shake my damn head.

02:01:00.000 Listen, I'm going to say it myself.

02:01:02.000 I can admit that I have been doing some degenerate stuff and I will repent at the right time, God willing, very soon, and change my ways.

02:01:09.000 But I will never say, I'm a Protestant Christian going to church.

02:01:14.000 That'll be a lie.

02:01:15.000 So to say that with the actions, bro, you're wilding.

02:01:18.000 Because at least I'm being honest, you're just playing a part.

02:01:22.000 What do you mean?

02:01:23.000 See, that's the issue.

02:01:24.000 That's a copy.

02:01:25.000 You don't even know.

02:01:26.000 Yeah.

02:01:27.000 You're a byproduct of today's society.

02:01:30.000 I think that you guys have twin turbo sauce.

02:01:37.000 Don't get to decide who goes to hell.

02:01:39.000 I think that if you think you do, then you're delusional because there's only one judge, and that's God.

02:01:46.000 So and he also forgives, like, there's worse things going on in the world than me getting baptized.

02:01:53.000 I promise you guys.

02:01:54.000 Yeah, there's people getting stabbed on transit.

02:01:57.000 Like, there's literally people dying in different countries.

02:02:03.000 That doesn't take away from what you're doing.

02:02:04.000 Children, don't chance. 0.98

02:02:07.000 Because you're being judged one-on-one basis by yourself.

02:02:10.000 That doesn't include other people's sins.

02:02:11.000 So you're not being judged by the world and what's happening.

02:02:13.000 It's what you do one-on-one with God.

02:02:15.000 So that's between you and him, of course.

02:02:16.000 But I'm just saying that's messed up.

02:02:18.000 Well, even if you did murder somebody, keep it between me and baptism. 1.00

02:02:21.000 You're good.

02:02:22.000 I heard.

02:02:23.000 Yeah.

02:02:23.000 No, you, you, I think it's like therapy, actually.

02:02:27.000 Yeah, murdering people.

02:02:28.000 It's so therapeutic.

02:02:29.000 Yeah.

02:02:30.000 I just went too deep.

02:02:31.000 I apologize.

02:02:32.000 Like, did you not feel like did you not feel at peace yesterday?

02:02:36.000 Like, yo, I didn't even see the chat going.

02:02:39.000 The chat is down, bro.

02:02:40.000 That's crazy.

02:02:41.000 Bro, like, chat is look.

02:02:42.000 Don't read it.

02:02:43.000 It's non-stop, bro.

02:02:44.000 It's non-stop.

02:02:46.000 Don't rate them.

02:02:47.000 Master Roshi says, girls' life tests. 1.00

02:02:49.000 If you can touch your elbows together, you will pass.

02:02:52.000 Okay, so they want to touch your elbows together.

02:02:54.000 They're trying to see our boots go.

02:02:56.000 Come on.

02:02:56.000 No way.

02:02:57.000 Stop the cap. 0.94

02:02:59.000 I mean, yeah, probably, yeah.

02:03:02.000 That's next level shit. 0.57

02:03:03.000 I got it.

02:03:04.000 You can't even see.

02:03:05.000 So, jokes like that.

02:03:06.000 Jeez, it's already one in the morning.

02:03:08.000 Yeah, we're going to close her up pretty soon here. 0.98

02:03:10.000 I got an hour and a half drive ahead of me.

02:03:12.000 Any more chats here, guys?

02:03:15.000 All right, we're going to do one more chat and then last thoughts.

02:03:18.000 You get questions over here, real quick.

02:03:20.000 Listen, I'm all for people's freedom.

02:03:22.000 Do what you want.

02:03:24.000 But when you involve God and shit like that, I don't really appreciate it.

02:03:26.000 Don't play with God.

02:03:27.000 Yeah, not at all.

02:03:29.000 All right, cool.

02:03:30.000 So we'll do last thoughts and we'll do the questions here.

02:03:33.000 Joshua says, Bible says, keep your distance.

02:03:36.000 Run away from sexual, sexually immoral women. 1.00

02:03:39.000 Guys, I've done my share wrong there.

02:03:41.000 I'll open that.

02:03:42.000 Plus, it also says in the Bible, if you love Jesus, obey his commands, libnf.

02:03:46.000 Yeah, man.

02:03:49.000 That's that's bad, man.

02:03:51.000 That's really bad.

02:03:52.000 I did that too.

02:03:53.000 All right.

02:03:54.000 Questions, guys?

02:03:55.000 We need the questions.

02:03:57.000 No?

02:03:58.000 I just want to thank everyone for a riveting evening.

02:04:00.000 Yeah, it's definitely been a long one.

02:04:03.000 I had a good birthday because of you guys.

02:04:05.000 I had a great time.

02:04:06.000 So we'll start here.

02:04:06.000 Thoughts on the show?

02:04:07.000 That was phenomenal, by the way.

02:04:08.000 Yeah.

02:04:09.000 And just tremendous.

02:04:12.000 Thoughts on the show?

02:04:12.000 Hate it.

02:04:13.000 Love it.

02:04:13.000 It was good.

02:04:14.000 What'd you learn?

02:04:21.000 I learned a lot.

02:04:24.000 Don't mess with God.

02:04:26.000 All right, next.

02:04:27.000 All right.

02:04:27.000 Okay.

02:04:28.000 All right.

02:04:29.000 All right, patties. 0.99

02:04:30.000 I liked it.

02:04:31.000 I mean, it was pretty cool.

02:04:33.000 I had fun.

02:04:33.000 Y'all are really entertaining.

02:04:36.000 Are you quiet?

02:04:37.000 Today was chill.

02:04:38.000 It's pretty cool.

02:04:39.000 What about you, Pink?

02:04:41.000 I only came today because I thought mine was going to be here and he's not.

02:04:45.000 Why?

02:04:46.000 Yo, never know.

02:04:49.000 Why is he back in the morning?

02:04:50.000 Um, but at least Piper's here. 0.98

02:04:53.000 Yeah.

02:04:54.000 It's my girl.

02:04:55.000 Good show.

02:04:56.000 I came.

02:04:56.000 Happy Valentine's Day, guys.

02:04:58.000 After this, I'm going to be online all night.

02:05:01.000 All night.

02:05:02.000 I'm drinking an energy drink, guys.

02:05:04.000 You just have the energy.

02:05:04.000 Nobody cares.

02:05:05.000 And I'm popping it.

02:05:06.000 Nobody really cares.

02:05:07.000 Yo, Jack, they don't do shit all day.

02:05:09.000 I'm doing a gallon.

02:05:10.000 I used to be 20.

02:05:13.000 Jeffrey, bro.

02:05:14.000 I'm quite tired.

02:05:14.000 He's girls.

02:05:15.000 He well-derived.

02:05:15.000 I just forget.

02:05:16.000 Who?

02:05:18.000 I'm quite tired.

02:05:19.000 Yeah, I'm excited.

02:05:20.000 I did a lot today, actually.

02:05:22.000 I'm sure you did.

02:05:24.000 I just got back from the Bahamas today.

02:05:28.000 Oh, my God.

02:05:29.000 I washed a card today.

02:05:31.000 What?

02:05:32.000 I washed a card today.

02:05:34.000 It's good.

02:05:35.000 You're so talented.

02:05:37.000 I don't know.

02:05:38.000 That was definitely an L. 0.83

02:05:40.000 But Jack, where can I find you, bro?

02:05:42.000 Jack Morgan on YouTube and all the everywhere, basically.

02:05:47.000 Except, I mean, I'm considering OF at this point.

02:05:51.000 Bro, collab?

02:05:52.000 Hey.

02:05:53.000 No.

02:05:54.000 I'll get myself a little bit of a bad one.

02:05:55.000 You should be like that weird uncle.

02:05:58.000 I think I could be.

02:05:59.000 I think I'd be a really good weird uncle.

02:06:00.000 You should be like a pit.

02:06:02.000 Yeah, like the cool.

02:06:03.000 Like, I think I'm a cool uncle, but she's a delivering.

02:06:08.000 Yeah, like a pizza-delivering pool man who does baptisms.

02:06:13.000 Yeah, you get where I'm going.

02:06:14.000 That's what.

02:06:16.000 You see what I'm saying?

02:06:18.000 We're going to pray for the girl here.

02:06:21.000 Thank you.

02:06:22.000 We could, should we?

02:06:23.000 No, no, no.

02:06:24.000 No, right now.

02:06:24.000 Oh, so you don't really mean that.

02:06:26.000 Holy prayer, Christian.

02:06:29.000 I can't even help for her because she needs help.

02:06:30.000 Actually, it does say to pray by the Bible.

02:06:34.000 That's actually a scripture.

02:06:36.000 So we're going to move forward.

02:06:38.000 We'll pray.

02:06:39.000 We'll actually pray.

02:06:40.000 I'm not just making that up.

02:06:40.000 That's real.

02:06:42.000 Well, you don't mean that, so it's not even real.

02:06:43.000 But yeah, guys, we'll be back on Monday for a show.

02:06:47.000 I'm going to be back here.

02:06:49.000 No, you're not.

02:06:50.000 And we're out of man.

02:06:51.000 Peace.

02:06:51.000 We're out of here.

02:06:52.000 Gone.

Fresh & Fit - February 13, 2026

Why Are Women Single This Valentines Day? w- Jack Morgan RLP

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