Fresh & Fit - Why Are Women Single This Valentines Day? w- Jack Morgan RLP

00:20:19.000 And we are live.

00:20:21.000 Welcome back to the show, guys.

00:20:22.000 We have Jack today and Nestor with some girls.

00:20:24.000 Let's get into it.

00:20:25.000 Let's go!

00:20:43.000 And I live, I'm so far away.

00:20:48.000 I can drive away.

00:20:53.000 And I ride so far away.

00:20:59.000 I can drive away.

00:21:07.000 All right, and we're back.

00:21:08.000 Guys, Martin actually is in South Carolina right now.

00:21:11.000 He just finished an episode with Sensor America on the debate.

00:21:14.000 It's going to come out very soon.

00:21:15.000 Go check out when it does.

00:21:16.000 And we're doing a show today with Jack.

00:21:18.000 We did earlier.

00:21:19.000 Jack spit some game about being a creator, his journey as well, being a big YouTuber, Nestor, as well.

00:21:25.000 And it was pretty dope.

00:21:26.000 And Chris, take it away.

00:21:32.000 Guys, I know it's pre-Valentine's Day.

00:21:35.000 The girls are single.

00:21:37.000 It's a good panel.

00:21:38.000 They look good tonight.

00:21:39.000 You know, red and pink and brown.

00:21:41.000 I don't want brown or black.

00:21:42.000 But, you know, it's, you know, we're here.

00:21:44.000 It's a show.

00:21:45.000 It sort of counts on the show.

00:21:46.000 We got Jack here.

00:21:47.000 We got Nesser.

00:21:48.000 We got the girls.

00:21:49.000 And that's about it on the panel.

00:21:51.000 Sorry, Fresh.

00:21:51.000 No, sorry, Fresh too.

00:21:52.000 I forgot about Fresh.

00:21:54.000 And yeah, shout out to you guys.

00:21:56.000 Five me onfans.com slash Aaron Pox.

00:21:58.000 Wait, what'd you say?

00:21:58.000 No, I'm joking.

00:21:59.000 I only got feet picks there, anyways.

00:22:00.000 And on Twitch.

00:22:04.000 Okay.

00:22:05.000 Ladies, thank you for waiting.

00:22:06.000 If you don't mind, give us your name, your age, what you do for a living, dating status.

00:22:10.000 Nevonta, of course.

00:22:11.000 Your body count.

00:22:12.000 Start right here.

00:22:13.000 You look like Nala, the girl from the P-Star Goat.

00:22:17.000 I'm saying that.

00:22:17.000 Yeah, you really do, actually.

00:22:18.000 That's so funny.

00:22:19.000 That's crazy.

00:22:20.000 Oh, sorry.

00:22:20.000 What's your name?

00:22:21.000 My name is Piper Ellis.

00:22:23.000 Piper?

00:22:24.000 Yes.

00:22:27.000 Oh, they pop her all right.

00:22:28.000 Yo, okay, made a shit up.

00:22:30.000 How old are you?

00:22:30.000 19.

00:22:31.000 All right.

00:22:32.000 What do you do for it?

00:22:33.000 I mostly stream and I also do OF.

00:22:36.000 What do you stream about?

00:22:38.000 I do like IRL, video games, just hanging out, like daily life, random stuff.

00:22:45.000 Okay.

00:22:46.000 Highest education level?

00:22:49.000 High school.

00:22:50.000 High school?

00:22:50.000 Yeah.

00:22:51.000 Parents together?

00:22:53.000 No.

00:22:54.000 My mom passed away, so they're not together.

00:22:58.000 But they were.

00:23:03.000 Moment of sense.

00:23:05.000 Sorry, brother.

00:23:05.000 That was a malfunction.

00:23:08.000 Dating status.

00:23:10.000 Single.

00:23:10.000 All right.

00:23:11.000 Birth control?

00:23:12.000 No.

00:23:13.000 Last but not least?

00:23:14.000 So Piper.

00:23:16.000 So sorry, I'll fix the camera angles.

00:23:18.000 So you do OF, you said?

00:23:20.000 Mm-hmm.

00:23:21.000 Okay.

00:23:21.000 What's the body count?

00:23:24.000 My body count.

00:23:25.000 Yeah, you're 19, right?

00:23:26.000 I'm actually recently a virgin.

00:23:28.000 I just got baptized, so I'm reset.

00:23:32.000 That's not how that actually works, by the way.

00:23:35.000 You have to actually be a virgin from the beginning.

00:23:38.000 I mean, that's your.

00:23:41.000 I feel like you can't tell someone their beliefs.

00:23:43.000 I feel like that's a touchy subject.

00:23:44.000 Okay, so.

00:23:44.000 It's common sense.

00:23:45.000 What are you talking about?

00:23:46.000 Accusations.

00:23:47.000 So before you got baptized.

00:23:51.000 Oh, before?

00:23:52.000 Yeah, before.

00:23:53.000 Five.

00:23:55.000 I don't believe that Tom Story.

00:23:57.000 That was a lie.

00:23:58.000 Well, I was in a five-year relationship.

00:24:01.000 Wait, at eat OnlyFans and stream.

00:24:04.000 Yeah.

00:24:04.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:24:05.000 I just started.

00:24:06.000 19 minus five.

00:24:08.000 And you're from where?

00:24:09.000 Wait, hold on, Mo.

00:24:10.000 I'm doing the math here.

00:24:11.000 Well, I was born in Ohio, but I moved to Ohio.

00:24:14.000 Florida.

00:24:15.000 Wait, so wait, how do you got how are you in a five-year relationship with five bodies at 19?

00:24:22.000 What do you mean?

00:24:22.000 From Ohio.

00:24:23.000 You've been fucking since when?

00:24:25.000 Young, unfortunately.

00:24:27.000 Yo, yo, yo.

00:24:28.000 We're going to stop there, brother.

00:24:29.000 Oh, we can move forward.

00:24:30.000 Okay, thank you very much.

00:24:32.000 Can I chime in?

00:24:33.000 Of course.

00:24:34.000 You know, to be fair, I'm considered old.

00:24:38.000 I'm considered old to you.

00:24:42.000 That's pretty light compared to even back when I was 19.

00:24:47.000 That was kind of standard.

00:24:49.000 To be fair.

00:24:50.000 I feel like that's to be fair.

00:24:51.000 That was pretty, like.

00:24:53.000 That was pretty standard.

00:24:55.000 At 19, though?

00:24:56.000 At 19?

00:24:56.000 That was standard.

00:24:57.000 People, dude, people would shame you, dude.

00:25:00.000 If you were like, when I was 15, people would literally be like, you haven't had a blow job?

00:25:05.000 I'd go, no, where do I get one of those?

00:25:07.000 How do I do that?

00:25:08.000 Oh.

00:25:08.000 But they would.

00:25:10.000 Am I tripping?

00:25:10.000 In South Florida?

00:25:12.000 Yeah, dude, that was like, but chicks got this shit too.

00:25:17.000 And it turns out, like, I remember like half of my friends are all like, yeah, we've all had sex.

00:25:21.000 We're like 15.

00:25:22.000 Turns out years later, they're all lying.

00:25:24.000 Made sense because I was like, where?

00:25:26.000 Where are you doing?

00:25:27.000 How are you doing?

00:25:28.000 Yeah.

00:25:28.000 Where are you getting down?

00:25:29.000 I want to know.

00:25:30.000 I feel like they would definitely get offers way sooner.

00:25:33.000 I'm not trying to, what is it, be a pick-me?

00:25:35.000 I really don't give a shit, but I do have a real question, though.

00:25:37.000 Yeah.

00:25:38.000 You guys all do OnlyFans?

00:25:39.000 No.

00:25:40.000 No, no.

00:25:40.000 No.

00:25:41.000 Yes.

00:25:42.000 Do you actually make money from that?

00:25:45.000 I just started, so honestly, I don't make that much, in my opinion.

00:25:48.000 Some people might think that it's a good amount.

00:25:50.000 Some people might think it's a good amount.

00:25:52.000 I don't think it's that much because I make a lot more streaming, but it's something that I'm starting off, so I'll get there.

00:25:57.000 What do you stream on?

00:25:58.000 It's called Fanbase.

00:26:00.000 I'm only asking because.

00:26:02.000 Have you heard of that?

00:26:03.000 Yeah, it's like OnlyFans.

00:26:05.000 You can do whatever you want on it.

00:26:07.000 There's no for you page or anything.

00:26:09.000 We actually have a stream after this.

00:26:10.000 Yeah.

00:26:11.000 I feel like streaming naked would be like normal streams as well.

00:26:18.000 That's well.

00:26:19.000 There is Chatterbait for like live streaming.

00:26:22.000 Chatterbait, I feel like it's so ass.

00:26:24.000 I was just curious because, you know, I come from the old school.

00:26:28.000 Have you ever anybody been a stripper?

00:26:30.000 Yeah.

00:26:32.000 You?

00:26:32.000 Yeah.

00:26:33.000 See, that's OG shit right there.

00:26:35.000 Because back in the day, you used to have to get naked in front of people.

00:26:41.000 I mean, a lot of people.

00:26:43.000 There's a lot of smoking in there.

00:26:45.000 You're smoking cigarettes.

00:26:46.000 She's just naked.

00:26:47.000 Pussies flapping and shit.

00:26:49.000 Just blowing smoke in her butt.

00:26:51.000 That was real.

00:26:53.000 Okay, I don't commend that.

00:26:54.000 That sounds fucked up.

00:26:55.000 But I'm saying, like, I feel like they kind of skip that stage.

00:27:00.000 I don't know.

00:27:01.000 Does that make sense?

00:27:02.000 Did you have like trials?

00:27:03.000 Do you like not have respect for when they fans?

00:27:04.000 They have all conditions.

00:27:06.000 Yeah, and then you got to do your thing and they got to approve.

00:27:09.000 Yeah.

00:27:09.000 They just don't do it.

00:27:10.000 No, I was just wondering because I feel like, you know, people used to smoke cigarettes and they vape, but then people never smoke cigarettes and they vape.

00:27:16.000 I feel like the strip club's just been bypassed now.

00:27:19.000 I feel like that was like, I don't know.

00:27:22.000 Maybe I come from a different time.

00:27:23.000 Anyway, I think it's easier to do the OnlyFans, yeah.

00:27:25.000 But I'm just curious.

00:27:26.000 What's your background?

00:27:28.000 No, background, background.

00:27:28.000 My body count?

00:27:29.000 Ethnic background.

00:27:30.000 Sorry, I hear you.

00:27:31.000 It's like I answered that.

00:27:33.000 Italian and Irish.

00:27:35.000 Okay.

00:27:36.000 Mama Mia.

00:27:37.000 All right.

00:27:38.000 Welcome back.

00:27:38.000 What about you?

00:27:39.000 Hello.

00:27:40.000 My name is Nina Valentine.

00:27:44.000 I'm 23 today.

00:27:44.000 How old are you?

00:27:47.000 Good age.

00:27:48.000 Yeah.

00:27:48.000 Today?

00:27:49.000 Today's your birthday?

00:27:50.000 No, today's her birthday.

00:27:51.000 Yeah.

00:27:52.000 I'm 23 today.

00:27:53.000 Really?

00:27:54.000 Are you a Capricorn?

00:27:55.000 No, I'm an Aquarius.

00:27:56.000 Oh, shit.

00:27:57.000 That's cool.

00:27:59.000 Okay.

00:28:00.000 What do you do for work?

00:28:01.000 I do OnlyFans and content.

00:28:03.000 I'm a content creator specializing in OnlyFans.

00:28:08.000 Yeah, we remember that one.

00:28:09.000 But how much, I don't want to be invasive and ask you what you make, but, you know, we're all thinking it.

00:28:15.000 Like, give us a ballpark.

00:28:17.000 Like, what are you making from this stuff?

00:28:19.000 I'm curious.

00:28:20.000 As a guy, we don't really have the luxury of trying, like, doing that stuff.

00:28:23.000 Maybe some dudes do, but it's like, I don't know.

00:28:27.000 That's fair.

00:28:28.000 I'm just curious.

00:28:28.000 That's fair.

00:28:29.000 Nope.

00:28:30.000 That's all I got.

00:28:32.000 Fine.

00:28:33.000 Is it under 10?

00:28:34.000 10k?

00:28:35.000 Above 10k?

00:28:36.000 You making 20 grand a month?

00:28:38.000 Not quite 20 grand a month.

00:28:40.000 Okay.

00:28:40.000 All right.

00:28:41.000 Okay.

00:28:42.000 Highest education level.

00:28:43.000 I have a bachelor's degree in marketing.

00:28:46.000 Oh, that's pretty good.

00:28:47.000 That's not bad.

00:28:48.000 Oh, so she's going to know how to market better than the next girl.

00:28:51.000 I mean, that's smart.

00:28:52.000 Hopefully.

00:28:53.000 That's smart.

00:28:54.000 Yeah.

00:28:55.000 Hopefully.

00:28:56.000 Parents together or no?

00:28:58.000 My mom passed away when I was young, but my daughter's been remarried for about 15 years.

00:29:03.000 Damn.

00:29:05.000 You had a lot of trauma.

00:29:06.000 Yeah.

00:29:07.000 Yeah, that's a lot of trauma right there, bro.

00:29:08.000 Damn.

00:29:09.000 Yeah, my mom died too.

00:29:10.000 It's shitty.

00:29:11.000 It's not cool, man.

00:29:11.000 It sucks.

00:29:13.000 Not cool.

00:29:16.000 Damn, Chris.

00:29:17.000 Okay, um, dating status.

00:29:19.000 I'm uh currently single.

00:29:23.000 No Valentine's?

00:29:25.000 Um no.

00:29:26.000 Hey, what about you?

00:29:27.000 Any Valentines at all?

00:29:28.000 Uh no guy, no, no.

00:29:31.000 Completely single.

00:29:32.000 I mean, like, I have a couple gifters who are gonna send me flowers and stuff, but can you smash?

00:29:38.000 Other than them, no, um, they just send me gifts for Valentine's Day because they love me.

00:29:44.000 That's a great thing.

00:29:45.000 That's really great.

00:29:46.000 Good job, guys.

00:29:48.000 Do your parents who are alive, do they know?

00:29:50.000 Like, how do you tell your family this stuff?

00:29:52.000 You know what I mean?

00:29:53.000 I'm just curious because I don't.

00:29:56.000 That's probably.

00:29:56.000 You don't.

00:29:57.000 My parents knew when I had OF, and then my mom deleted my account off my phone.

00:30:03.000 That makes sense.

00:30:04.000 That makes a lot of sense.

00:30:05.000 But when you were stripping, see, I was kind of fucking around with the stripper.

00:30:10.000 The two of them, technically.

00:30:12.000 I remember dropping them off at work one night.

00:30:15.000 And I was like, go get that money, ladies.

00:30:17.000 You know, they weren't like, we weren't going steady or introducing my parents or nothing, but this was like 10, 12 years ago.

00:30:23.000 But I remember they were making, one of them was super hot.

00:30:27.000 She was legit.

00:30:28.000 But the other one was like, whatever.

00:30:32.000 But they were making like 15 racks a month.

00:30:36.000 And I remember being like, yeah, I've made like a thousand in a day before.

00:30:40.000 I mean, I've done that bartending, but like just to go in and just like have the, I don't want to say I get it, but like that's why I'm asking if the OF really makes that kind of bread.

00:30:51.000 Cause I know strippers.

00:30:52.000 No, no, I didn't make as much on it.

00:30:54.000 Yeah, yeah, that's what I was trying to say.

00:30:55.000 Like, I feel like this, that's any women watching this.

00:31:00.000 There's a hole in the market, the strip clubs.

00:31:02.000 I wonder how that business is doing.

00:31:04.000 Nestor, you look that up?

00:31:06.000 Let's see how what strip clubs income is compared to 10 years ago.

00:31:09.000 Well, they always say that whenever kids are a recession coming, if strippers aren't getting paid, it's probably going to come very fast.

00:31:14.000 Yeah, that's bad.

00:31:15.000 It's bad news.

00:31:16.000 And right now it's that industry is kind of dying out with the women being escorts and stuff like that.

00:31:23.000 Yeah.

00:31:24.000 And then it's making the clubs lose business.

00:31:28.000 And then also, like, Hornhub is making OF out of business too because guys can see it for free.

00:31:35.000 Yeah.

00:31:36.000 Why would they pay for OF?

00:31:37.000 That makes all the sense in the world.

00:31:39.000 Can I ask a question to you, ladies?

00:31:41.000 Yeah.

00:31:41.000 Sorry if this is invasive.

00:31:42.000 Your dads are alive?

00:31:44.000 Yeah.

00:31:45.000 Good relationship with them?

00:31:47.000 Yeah.

00:31:47.000 You're in a great relationship with my daughter.

00:31:50.000 We talk regularly.

00:31:51.000 Are they proud of you doing OnlyFans?

00:31:52.000 They don't know.

00:31:54.000 Actually, my dad told me that no matter what I choose to do, he will support me no matter what.

00:32:01.000 Huram!

00:32:02.000 I mean, it doesn't matter what you do.

00:32:05.000 I mean, should I give you advice though?

00:32:07.000 He was in the ICU.

00:32:09.000 I feel like you do OnlyFans?

00:32:14.000 Yeah.

00:32:14.000 I mean, my sister kind of like out of me.

00:32:18.000 And he's cool with it.

00:32:19.000 Like I just said, he said he'll support me in anything I do.

00:32:23.000 Yeah, to be fair, I feel like both of my parents, like, they'd help me move about.

00:32:27.000 You know what I mean?

00:32:29.000 Something went down, like, you don't grab a shovel.

00:32:31.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:32.000 That's an L dad.

00:32:34.000 At the end of the day, you're going to love your kid regardless.

00:32:36.000 To be honest, I wouldn't want my dad to be able to get it.

00:32:40.000 That's why I don't tell my dog because I know he wouldn't approve of it and he would do anything to get me.

00:32:44.000 That's a good dad right there.

00:32:45.000 Yeah, I'm a great dad.

00:32:46.000 He grazed me fine, but it's just what I choose to do.

00:32:50.000 I love having sex and I'm a horny person.

00:32:52.000 Are you going to pop that shit online and say, go, daughter?

00:32:55.000 I don't.

00:32:56.000 I wouldn't expect him to.

00:32:57.000 And I think if he did, that would be kind of fucking weird.

00:33:00.000 It's none of his business.

00:33:01.000 Now that I think about it, if I did, like, if I was naked having sex on camera, my mom would be pretty bummed.

00:33:01.000 Yeah.

00:33:10.000 Like, I don't think that would.

00:33:10.000 Yeah.

00:33:11.000 I think the whole family would be like, it would be like as if I died.

00:33:15.000 And they'd be like, you heard what happened to Jack, right?

00:33:17.000 Yeah.

00:33:18.000 They go, what happened to Jackie's?

00:33:20.000 I think we're assuming what people do on OF.

00:33:23.000 I think I'm not sure.

00:33:24.000 I don't mean I was just saying generality.

00:33:27.000 You say like pop your shit online.

00:33:29.000 What if I'm just like girl next to you?

00:33:32.000 Because we don't know.

00:33:35.000 You know what I mean?

00:33:35.000 What is it?

00:33:36.000 Nastra, you subscribe to her real quick.

00:33:37.000 Check that out.

00:33:38.000 Yeah, we're heading around.

00:33:38.000 I'm just joking.

00:33:41.000 Sorry, this is invasive again.

00:33:42.000 He's not.

00:33:43.000 Sorry.

00:33:44.000 Are you showing it off?

00:33:45.000 Yeah, you taking it all off.

00:33:47.000 I'm not going to comment on that because people can subscribe.

00:33:50.000 Yeah, see, that's the afterplay.

00:33:53.000 Subscribe and see what's going on in there.

00:33:56.000 But I like making relationships.

00:33:58.000 Like, I don't have management or anything.

00:34:00.000 Like, I actually chat with everyone myself.

00:34:01.000 Way too old.

00:34:02.000 Even if I don't have thousands and thousands of subs.

00:34:05.000 So it's easy.

00:34:06.000 Yeah, most girls have a manager managing their chats and shit like that.

00:34:09.000 QR code pimp or something?

00:34:11.000 OnlyFans is a lot more than just posting and selling pussy pics.

00:34:15.000 I understand that.

00:34:16.000 That's way more than one.

00:34:18.000 It's B-Picks suicide.

00:34:21.000 I used to have two managers and they both scammed me.

00:34:24.000 What?

00:34:25.000 They stole all my money.

00:34:28.000 You W-man.

00:34:29.000 Was it women?

00:34:30.000 No, it was men.

00:34:33.000 W-man's bro.

00:34:35.000 The pimp games just moved into a new direction.

00:34:38.000 Was they Spanish guys or?

00:34:39.000 No.

00:34:40.000 One of them was Russian.

00:34:43.000 Oh, you've got for real.

00:34:45.000 The other one was Ukrainian.

00:34:47.000 Of course, man.

00:34:48.000 Oh, Ukrainian, dude.

00:34:49.000 Wow.

00:34:50.000 That's tough work.

00:34:51.000 Yeah.

00:34:52.000 Back to you now.

00:34:52.000 Okay.

00:34:54.000 Parents together?

00:34:55.000 You said no.

00:34:56.000 And then, of course, birth control?

00:34:58.000 No.

00:34:59.000 And Chris?

00:34:59.000 All right.

00:35:00.000 All right, your body count.

00:35:01.000 My body count?

00:35:02.000 Me and Piper, we just got baptized yesterday.

00:35:05.000 No, you didn't.

00:35:06.000 Okay.

00:35:07.000 That's why I did it.

00:35:07.000 We did.

00:35:08.000 Me and Nestor were invited to the communion.

00:35:10.000 Before the baptism.

00:35:11.000 Yeah, before.

00:35:12.000 Before my baptism, I was a virgin.

00:35:15.000 That was a lie.

00:35:17.000 Can I check?

00:35:17.000 Can I fact check with the word real quick?

00:35:19.000 Yeah, go ahead.

00:35:21.000 That's cap, but guys, you know, that's freaking cap.

00:35:25.000 What's your ethnic background, Nina?

00:35:27.000 Just straight white.

00:35:29.000 Some kind of white.

00:35:30.000 You're Polish or Russian.

00:35:32.000 She looks Polish, right?

00:35:33.000 I get Russian a lot.

00:35:34.000 No, yeah.

00:35:35.000 I'm more British than French.

00:35:36.000 No, she's basic.

00:35:37.000 Basic Venue.

00:35:38.000 It was so sad.

00:35:39.000 She was baptized in shiz.

00:35:40.000 Yo, y'all a dick as well.

00:35:44.000 Okay.

00:35:46.000 But physically, you cannot become a virgin again after having sexual intercourse regardless of baptism.

00:35:54.000 God damn it, this is AI and AI is pretty.

00:35:57.000 I was a virgin and then I got baptized to solidify that I would not have sex before a marriage.

00:36:01.000 No, you want to run.

00:36:02.000 That's not how that works.

00:36:03.000 You are not a virgin.

00:36:03.000 Come on, man.

00:36:04.000 Everyone has their own belief.

00:36:05.000 I'm waiting for my perfect subscriber.

00:36:07.000 Yeah, but it's all so.

00:36:08.000 Oh, my God.

00:36:09.000 That was good.

00:36:10.000 That was good.

00:36:10.000 You got to give it to her for that.

00:36:11.000 Nope.

00:36:12.000 Okay, what about you?

00:36:13.000 What's your name?

00:36:13.000 My name is Paris.

00:36:15.000 You've been to Paris?

00:36:15.000 Hey, y'all.

00:36:16.000 No, I haven't.

00:36:17.000 That's what I thought.

00:36:19.000 How old are you?

00:36:20.000 What do you do for it?

00:36:20.000 I'm 20.

00:36:21.000 I'm a lash tech.

00:36:23.000 There's a lot of money in women's beauty.

00:36:25.000 Yeah, there is.

00:36:26.000 A lot of money.

00:36:28.000 What's your highest education level?

00:36:30.000 I'm high school.

00:36:31.000 High school?

00:36:32.000 it's impressive it's kind of okay is that like a actual certainly you need or you just do it because you can do it well with skill set Or you got to get like a certification for that?

00:36:40.000 Yeah, you have to get like a certification.

00:36:42.000 But you don't have one?

00:36:43.000 I do.

00:36:44.000 Oh, yeah?

00:36:44.000 Yeah.

00:36:45.000 Okay.

00:36:45.000 So high school would be below that or higher than that?

00:36:50.000 I mean, I guess below it, maybe?

00:36:53.000 I don't know.

00:36:54.000 She blow it.

00:36:55.000 Okay.

00:36:56.000 Daddy Status?

00:36:57.000 I'm single.

00:36:59.000 So no baptized at all?

00:37:00.000 No V-Day for you tomorrow?

00:37:02.000 Just dick fresh?

00:37:03.000 No.

00:37:04.000 No.

00:37:05.000 I mean, I'll probably get some, like, say, like, some gifts, but not really like.

00:37:08.000 Wait, no dick?

00:37:09.000 Serious.

00:37:11.000 Wait, hold on.

00:37:12.000 So, no dick, though?

00:37:14.000 No.

00:37:14.000 So again, gifts and no dick.

00:37:16.000 Yeah.

00:37:16.000 That's crazy.

00:37:17.000 Are you happy with that?

00:37:19.000 Yeah.

00:37:19.000 Parsons?

00:37:20.000 Yeah.

00:37:21.000 Fair enough.

00:37:22.000 Parents together or no?

00:37:23.000 Birth control?

00:37:23.000 No.

00:37:24.000 No.

00:37:25.000 What's your background?

00:37:26.000 I'm black.

00:37:27.000 The straight black?

00:37:28.000 Yeah.

00:37:28.000 Foundation.

00:37:29.000 I thought you were Venezuelan, too.

00:37:31.000 Yeah, I could see that.

00:37:33.000 Yeah, but it's just a little, so I don't really like to get into it.

00:37:36.000 Yeah, it's not.

00:37:37.000 Yeah, there's no point.

00:37:37.000 All right, go cool.

00:37:38.000 Yeah.

00:37:38.000 You know Spanish right now.

00:37:40.000 No.

00:37:40.000 Makes sense.

00:37:41.000 Paris, where are you from?

00:37:42.000 I'm from Houston.

00:37:43.000 Oh, Texas.

00:37:44.000 Sorry to hear that.

00:37:45.000 What do you mean?

00:37:45.000 All right.

00:37:46.000 Sorry.

00:37:46.000 Bail.

00:37:47.000 Come on.

00:37:47.000 Oh, really?

00:37:48.000 Not too much on Texas.

00:37:49.000 Yeah, it's coming out.

00:37:50.000 Bam.

00:37:51.000 Not too much on Texas.

00:37:52.000 She's Feisty now.

00:37:53.000 Oh, she's Ficy now.

00:37:54.000 Okay, there you go.

00:37:55.000 Shout out Waterburger.

00:37:56.000 All right.

00:37:57.000 Shout out Whataburger.

00:37:58.000 Yeah, shout it out.

00:38:00.000 All right, speaking of feisty.

00:38:01.000 What's your body count?

00:38:02.000 I got three.

00:38:04.000 Come on, man.

00:38:04.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:38:05.000 Why did I say that?

00:38:06.000 Three times three.

00:38:07.000 In Houston?

00:38:08.000 Yes, in Houston.

00:38:09.000 You know what?

00:38:09.000 You're black.

00:38:10.000 How many blowjobs are given?

00:38:13.000 Come on, girl.

00:38:14.000 You got it.

00:38:14.000 I mean, because off those people, I was with them, so.

00:38:19.000 Some more than three, right?

00:38:20.000 But not like.

00:38:21.000 Come on, the car and the Lamborghini.

00:38:23.000 No?

00:38:23.000 Man, I don't know.

00:38:24.000 Come on.

00:38:25.000 Jack, you want to be a bad guy?

00:38:25.000 I don't know.

00:38:26.000 You guys have been.

00:38:27.000 Who's giving a blowjob in a Lamborghini here?

00:38:30.000 Oh, that's what I'm worried about.

00:38:32.000 No, who's not going to do that?

00:38:34.000 I've done it in a Corvette.

00:38:35.000 In your Lamborghini.

00:38:37.000 All right.

00:38:37.000 Okay.

00:38:38.000 Hit me up.

00:38:38.000 Let's be honest here.

00:38:39.000 Do you have a Lamborghini?

00:38:40.000 Everybody acts like everyone's fucking Lamborghini, guys.

00:38:44.000 I'd prefer to do that.

00:38:45.000 What are you drive?

00:38:46.000 What's the sickest car?

00:38:47.000 Well, it depends on the day, but I got an 85 Cadillac, an old car.

00:38:52.000 Boring.

00:38:53.000 And then I got a 2007 Mercury Grand Marquis.

00:38:55.000 Boring.

00:38:56.000 Yeah.

00:38:58.000 Yo.

00:38:59.000 Wow.

00:38:59.000 She's like, but here's what I'm saying.

00:39:02.000 Here's what I'm going to get at.

00:39:04.000 I've gotten women no different, maybe hotter probably than you.

00:39:10.000 Oh, shit.

00:39:11.000 In a way less car because I know that that stuff doesn't matter.

00:39:15.000 I understand that.

00:39:15.000 Yes.

00:39:16.000 How much would you pay, though?

00:39:18.000 What are you talking about?

00:39:20.000 I'm just good.

00:39:21.000 Oh, for dinner?

00:39:22.000 Depends where we go.

00:39:23.000 I mean, sometimes it's a good thing.

00:39:24.000 He's a good-looking guy.

00:39:26.000 He doesn't seem like that.

00:39:27.000 Let's cut the shit here.

00:39:28.000 It's like, I'm not saying I'm all that.

00:39:28.000 Okay.

00:39:30.000 I'm just saying I know my position.

00:39:32.000 I'm not getting with like the hottest of the hot with like, are those tits custom?

00:39:36.000 Probably.

00:39:37.000 You know, I'm getting with regular chicks around my ballpark.

00:39:41.000 Sometimes I get lucky.

00:39:43.000 Sometimes I go, oh, you're way out of my league.

00:39:45.000 And they go, oh, really?

00:39:46.000 Well, watch this.

00:39:47.000 And they fuck you out of spite.

00:39:48.000 That actually works.

00:39:49.000 Take notes, guys.

00:39:52.000 Only twice, though.

00:39:53.000 But my point is, I only asked that question because online it can make it seem like chicks are just hunting after like this certain caliber of dude.

00:40:01.000 But I'm like, dude, I've pulled some honeys in like a bucket.

00:40:05.000 You know, like a not good car.

00:40:08.000 That's why I was asking.

00:40:09.000 I was just curious.

00:40:10.000 What's like the dopest car you've been in with a guy, like a guy you really dated?

00:40:13.000 Like he's locking you down.

00:40:15.000 Maserati.

00:40:16.000 Maserati?

00:40:18.000 Yeah.

00:40:19.000 Corvette.

00:40:20.000 Corvette's Corvette.

00:40:21.000 That's a solid guy.

00:40:22.000 He probably has a fighting car.

00:40:23.000 He had a business.

00:40:26.000 Metal crisis.

00:40:27.000 What was your ears as a Corvette too?

00:40:28.000 Yeah.

00:40:30.000 What about you?

00:40:31.000 Honestly.

00:40:31.000 See, she doesn't even care.

00:40:32.000 That's what I'm getting at.

00:40:34.000 A nicer car than any of the guys.

00:40:36.000 Yeah.

00:40:36.000 Ben West.

00:40:37.000 What car are you driving?

00:40:37.000 I'm just making a point.

00:40:38.000 What's the four Mercedes?

00:40:40.000 Mercedes?

00:40:41.000 The four with the snake.

00:40:42.000 Oh, you're talking.

00:40:42.000 Oh, the Alpha Roman Cobra.

00:40:45.000 Cobra?

00:40:46.000 Yeah.

00:40:47.000 The Mustang?

00:40:48.000 Yeah, that's an upgraded Mustang.

00:40:49.000 Okay, no, but it looks like a fucking Mustang.

00:40:51.000 You know what I mean?

00:40:52.000 I get it.

00:40:54.000 Most people don't get it.

00:40:54.000 Yeah.

00:40:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:56.000 What about you?

00:40:56.000 All right.

00:40:57.000 What's your name?

00:40:58.000 Amanda.

00:40:59.000 How old are you?

00:40:59.000 23.

00:41:00.000 What do you do for it?

00:41:01.000 I'm a med spa technician.

00:41:05.000 And I also clean houses on the side and also dance on the side.

00:41:10.000 Damn, yeah.

00:41:11.000 You clean the houses in like lingerie, right?

00:41:14.000 Well, sometimes it depends.

00:41:16.000 Really?

00:41:16.000 On a customer?

00:41:17.000 That's a real thing.

00:41:17.000 Yeah.

00:41:19.000 Wow.

00:41:20.000 How much do you get paid for that?

00:41:21.000 Incredible.

00:41:22.000 Depends on the size of the house.

00:41:24.000 Okay, how about Aloft?

00:41:26.000 And Brickle?

00:41:28.000 I don't know, like $300.

00:41:30.000 Chris, what are you asking that?

00:41:31.000 I'm just asking.

00:41:32.000 We got that.

00:41:35.000 Really, nigga?

00:41:36.000 Okay.

00:41:37.000 Highest education level.

00:41:38.000 I have a laser license.

00:41:41.000 And I went to high school also.

00:41:44.000 And I went to school for a lot of different stuff.

00:41:47.000 Damn, she's cleaning the house, fucking with lasers and stuff.

00:41:50.000 That's crazy.

00:41:51.000 Stripping, lasers.

00:41:51.000 Yeah.

00:41:53.000 That's wild.

00:41:53.000 Everything.

00:41:55.000 Dating status?

00:41:56.000 I'm single.

00:41:57.000 All right, parents together or no?

00:41:58.000 No.

00:41:58.000 Birth control?

00:41:59.000 IUD.

00:42:00.000 All right.

00:42:01.000 Where are you from?

00:42:02.000 I'm from Aventura.

00:42:04.000 What's your background?

00:42:05.000 Danish and Japanese.

00:42:07.000 Damn.

00:42:08.000 That's a random mix if I ever heard one.

00:42:09.000 It's exotic.

00:42:10.000 Very exotic.

00:42:11.000 Wait, so IUD.

00:42:11.000 Yeah.

00:42:13.000 Yeah.

00:42:14.000 How many bodyguards?

00:42:15.000 Zero.

00:42:16.000 Oh, my God.

00:42:17.000 Your girl's like capping on the panel tonight.

00:42:19.000 That was telling the truth.

00:42:20.000 Listen, ladies.

00:42:21.000 No one's going to watch you up here.

00:42:22.000 It's okay.

00:42:22.000 Just tell the truth, man.

00:42:23.000 Tell the truth, ladies.

00:42:23.000 Come on.

00:42:24.000 Come on.

00:42:25.000 It's none of your business.

00:42:27.000 Look, you can say that then, but I mean, the lady doesn't kiss until.

00:42:30.000 I mean, you kind of did when you said you have IUD, but that's okay.

00:42:33.000 Whatever.

00:42:33.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:42:35.000 That's different.

00:42:36.000 No, it's not different.

00:42:37.000 Like, you only get it to fuck.

00:42:38.000 No, no, no.

00:42:39.000 And not get pregnant.

00:42:40.000 All type of hormones.

00:42:41.000 It can also help with periods.

00:42:43.000 That's bullshit, bro.

00:42:44.000 Take each other.

00:42:45.000 Isn't it bad for you in the long run, though?

00:42:47.000 And IUD cut last year.

00:42:48.000 So, what if she was in a relationship and then she was fucking then?

00:42:53.000 The one body.

00:42:54.000 But she said it's none of your business.

00:42:57.000 Yeah, it isn't.

00:42:59.000 That's fine.

00:43:00.000 All right, guests of honor.

00:43:01.000 Welcome back to the show.

00:43:02.000 Jack and Nestor.

00:43:07.000 I'm just an internet personality.

00:43:10.000 People think I'm funny, I guess.

00:43:11.000 Not everyone.

00:43:12.000 You know, it's subjective.

00:43:13.000 What do you do on the internet?

00:43:14.000 I just talk.

00:43:17.000 Kind of invasive.

00:43:18.000 Talk about women.

00:43:19.000 I talk about the economy.

00:43:20.000 I love to talk about conspiracies.

00:43:22.000 That's my favorite.

00:43:23.000 Going down the rabbit.

00:43:24.000 Selling of hair advice.

00:43:26.000 No, I just go, you know, have a dad with a thick head of hair.

00:43:30.000 Get lucky.

00:43:31.000 What are you?

00:43:33.000 Believe it or not, I'm 70% Mexican.

00:43:38.000 You don't look like that.

00:43:40.000 I think I'm Irish in German.

00:43:42.000 Oh, shit.

00:43:43.000 Yeah.

00:43:43.000 There you go.

00:43:45.000 All right, so ladies, this is V-Day tomorrow.

00:43:47.000 Well, actually, in like 20 minutes, 15 minutes is going to be Valentine's Day.

00:43:50.000 Why are you single?

00:43:52.000 And do you want to change for Valentine's Day?

00:43:56.000 I'm single because I want to be single.

00:43:58.000 I broke up with my ex-boyfriend and why?

00:44:02.000 Because she wasn't having sex with him.

00:44:04.000 That's why.

00:44:04.000 I'm joking.

00:44:05.000 I'm joking.

00:44:06.000 No.

00:44:07.000 It's true, though.

00:44:08.000 He was being disrespectful.

00:44:10.000 And I don't take shit.

00:44:13.000 So I was like, thank you next.

00:44:15.000 How is he being disrespectful?

00:44:16.000 What do you do?

00:44:17.000 He just said something rude to me.

00:44:19.000 So.

00:44:20.000 One thing rude to you?

00:44:21.000 Like two.

00:44:24.000 Okay, if you don't mind me asking, what did he say, dude?

00:44:26.000 That was too bad.

00:44:26.000 Two strikes.

00:44:27.000 You're out.

00:44:27.000 Yeah, literally.

00:44:28.000 You're done, dude.

00:44:31.000 Nothing.

00:44:32.000 Oh, man.

00:44:33.000 He told you to shut up talking or what?

00:44:33.000 What?

00:44:35.000 What's up?

00:44:36.000 Was it fool related?

00:44:38.000 Um, okay.

00:44:39.000 So, first of all, he was liking he was liking all my best friends' pictures on Instagram in front of me.

00:44:46.000 Because I liked someone's picture on Instagram on my feed.

00:44:46.000 No way.

00:44:51.000 It wasn't even because I was attracted to him.

00:44:55.000 I was just scrolling through my feed and I liked it.

00:44:58.000 That was the first strike.

00:44:59.000 Wait, it was a different guy?

00:45:00.000 That you liked his picture?

00:45:01.000 Yeah.

00:45:02.000 I mean, but it wasn't.

00:45:04.000 That's kind of.

00:45:06.000 I wasn't thinking he was attractive or anything.

00:45:10.000 Yeah.

00:45:11.000 Yeah.

00:45:11.000 That's close.

00:45:13.000 The guy you liked?

00:45:14.000 What was he doing in the photo?

00:45:15.000 They liked it.

00:45:16.000 He had money.

00:45:20.000 Money, I'll do that.

00:45:21.000 Yo, I mean, I mean, that's a potential client right there.

00:45:24.000 That's true.

00:45:25.000 Marketing.

00:45:25.000 Yeah.

00:45:26.000 She's got a bachelor's, man.

00:45:27.000 Yeah, but I mean, look at it from his point of view.

00:45:30.000 He's like, yo, my girl's liking a guy's picture with money, maybe more than me.

00:45:33.000 That's kind of a sign right there.

00:45:37.000 Okay, maybe he should get his money up.

00:45:38.000 Maybe he shouldn't be insecure.

00:45:40.000 But that's his girl, though.

00:45:41.000 What if he was his girl?

00:45:43.000 That's a potential client, Mike.

00:45:45.000 And then he, after he liked all my best friend's pictures, he told me to get out of his office.

00:45:54.000 I like this nigga.

00:45:55.000 So, dude, his office?

00:45:55.000 Wait, what?

00:45:57.000 Wait, wait.

00:45:58.000 So he just said, get out.

00:45:59.000 Yeah.

00:46:00.000 Wait, what is it for work?

00:46:01.000 You were complaining that he liked the other girls' pictures.

00:46:04.000 You're Nigan?

00:46:05.000 I wasn't even.

00:46:06.000 He told you to get out.

00:46:07.000 Yeah.

00:46:08.000 Wait, so.

00:46:09.000 And it was at an air conditioning business.

00:46:12.000 A lot of money in HVAC.

00:46:14.000 Yeah, HVAC.

00:46:15.000 Yeah.

00:46:16.000 Yo, I can't you not, though.

00:46:17.000 I mean, he's pretty valid for what he did, though.

00:46:19.000 Yeah.

00:46:21.000 No.

00:46:21.000 You don't think so?

00:46:23.000 Okay.

00:46:24.000 And then, second, he was just like telling me he just wanted.

00:46:37.000 He just wanted to be friends with me after we went on a trip together.

00:46:43.000 And he was telling me.

00:46:45.000 Where'd you guys go?

00:46:46.000 That's all.

00:46:47.000 We went to Chicago.

00:46:48.000 What an asshole.

00:46:49.000 So he just said he wants to end it because of that?

00:46:52.000 And we were staying at my friend's house in Indiana.

00:46:56.000 Her name's Abby.

00:46:58.000 And I think they're like doing stuff together because I don't know why he would tell me he just wanted to be friends with me.

00:47:06.000 And then he told me he regretted having sex with me.

00:47:10.000 Oh, so she did.

00:47:12.000 She guys got confirmation.

00:47:14.000 What the fuck?

00:47:15.000 And then also a couple days after we got back.

00:47:19.000 This thing is a savage, Joe.

00:47:20.000 This nigga was a savage.

00:47:22.000 Because I stole his money out of his wallet.

00:47:24.000 And he was reading my text messages and stuff.

00:47:29.000 And I called him a broke ass.

00:47:32.000 And then.

00:47:34.000 N-word?

00:47:34.000 Broke ass what?

00:47:35.000 Yeah.

00:47:36.000 Yeah, wait, wait.

00:47:38.000 You stole his money?

00:47:40.000 What was it?

00:47:40.000 Like 40 bucks or something?

00:47:42.000 How much was it?

00:47:42.000 Yeah.

00:47:43.000 No, it was 400.

00:47:45.000 Why'd you steal the money?

00:47:46.000 Yeah, that's chill.

00:47:47.000 Because he owed it to me.

00:47:50.000 Oh, so was he broke?

00:47:52.000 Did you lend him money?

00:47:53.000 Yeah, he was a broadcast nigga.

00:47:55.000 It was my paycheck.

00:47:57.000 Oh, that's rough, man.

00:47:59.000 Oh, he was a real money from your job.

00:48:02.000 You probably could sue him.

00:48:03.000 You need to sue him because you were his employee.

00:48:06.000 Yeah.

00:48:07.000 You can sue him because you guys had sex, right?

00:48:09.000 Yeah, I know.

00:48:10.000 That's a lawsuit.

00:48:11.000 And you'll win that vote anyway.

00:48:14.000 You can sue him.

00:48:16.000 What are we talking about?

00:48:16.000 I forget for what exactly.

00:48:18.000 Because her boss is trying.

00:48:19.000 Her boss had a relationship with her.

00:48:21.000 And then that's a lot of leverage.

00:48:24.000 And that's also.

00:48:25.000 Fellas, fellas, news flash.

00:48:27.000 If you are an employer, do not screw your employee in the middle of the moment.

00:48:32.000 That is not.

00:48:34.000 And then he was telling me there was hotter girls than me.

00:48:37.000 Why wouldn't you?

00:48:38.000 We should look at you.

00:48:39.000 I mean, but he wasn't lying about a lot of girls.

00:48:42.000 Okay, but still, that's not something you tell to your girlfriend.

00:48:45.000 Yeah, that's probably not a good one.

00:48:47.000 The lawyer will take that.

00:48:48.000 Yeah, so that's, you gotta figure out on your own, but that's see.

00:48:52.000 I think workplace etiquette, just to be safe, never mess.

00:48:56.000 Never eat where you should.

00:48:57.000 Yeah, I made that mistake.

00:48:58.000 Should we eat?

00:49:00.000 But he got arrested.

00:49:02.000 For what?

00:49:03.000 He got caught with a gun and drugs.

00:49:06.000 Oh, they love the bad.

00:49:07.000 What's Black or White?

00:49:08.000 He's Israeli.

00:49:10.000 Oh.

00:49:11.000 Damn.

00:49:11.000 Sue him.

00:49:12.000 I thought about it.

00:49:13.000 I literally told him I was going to and he didn't pay me.

00:49:17.000 Yeah, no.

00:49:18.000 You can't make this shit up, bro.

00:49:19.000 Holy moly.

00:49:19.000 No.

00:49:20.000 Okay.

00:49:21.000 Well, I wish you the best and I see where you're single.

00:49:23.000 All right.

00:49:24.000 What about you?

00:49:25.000 Oh, why am I single?

00:49:26.000 Yeah.

00:49:27.000 I'm single because I just moved here to Miami.

00:49:30.000 And I kind of just want to do my own thing.

00:49:32.000 Like, I don't really want to be tied down to anyone.

00:49:36.000 Wait, so you mean fucking?

00:49:38.000 No, I just don't want to be tied down to anyone.

00:49:40.000 I mean, Jack, it's the same thing, though, right?

00:49:42.000 My own thing.

00:49:42.000 No.

00:49:44.000 No, well, in a sense, yes, but I want to.

00:49:46.000 I'm not swearing cheetah, man.

00:49:48.000 You know, it's kind of.

00:49:50.000 It's basic math, you know?

00:49:52.000 I get it.

00:49:52.000 I mean.

00:49:54.000 I was 20.

00:49:54.000 I understand.

00:49:56.000 Settled down at 20.

00:49:58.000 Well, no, I just want to be able to, like, if I want to go on a date with the guy, I go on a date with the guy.

00:50:02.000 If I want to stay out till 6 a.m., I can stay out to 6 a.m.

00:50:06.000 I mean, do it with your man.

00:50:08.000 You could do all that with your man.

00:50:09.000 No, you can't.

00:50:10.000 I don't think so.

00:50:12.000 So, so for Valentine's Day, you're happy being alone, just getting some gifts from random guys.

00:50:15.000 You're cool with that?

00:50:17.000 I mean, I'm 20 in Miami.

00:50:20.000 Right now, I'm okay with that.

00:50:21.000 Maybe, like, when I'm like 25 and shit.

00:50:24.000 Yeah, when you're young, I ghost is going to have fun, bro.

00:50:27.000 That's a reality.

00:50:27.000 Yeah.

00:50:28.000 Yeah.

00:50:28.000 Okay, what about you?

00:50:30.000 Okay, so I thought about this a lot, actually.

00:50:33.000 This is the first year.

00:50:33.000 Really?

00:50:34.000 I think that's what I think a lot.

00:50:34.000 Yeah, but this is the first year I've ever been single, like ever, for like all the holidays and stuff.

00:50:39.000 So I was thinking, like, I could get a Valentine's Day date.

00:50:42.000 Like, we could go.

00:50:43.000 I could go to an island, like, go on a trip.

00:50:45.000 I could get gifts and everything.

00:50:46.000 But I feel like to like become like a completely healed person, I need to spend my Valentine's Day alone.

00:50:52.000 Wait, a healed person?

00:50:53.000 Yeah, because like I feel like I've always been dating.

00:50:56.000 I've never really like, I've always spent like my holidays with my significant other.

00:51:01.000 So I feel like it's worthless to just go with a random man and do some random thing.

00:51:05.000 But I really don't want to date anybody right now.

00:51:07.000 So I decided like, I'm just going to be wholesome and spend it alone.

00:51:13.000 Do you ever think that like maybe OnlyFans is causing you issues with finding a good guy?

00:51:21.000 I'm not looking for a good guy.

00:51:23.000 Oh, so you don't get hard now.

00:51:24.000 She doesn't want the bad one.

00:51:25.000 She's looking for a sugar dog.

00:51:26.000 I'm looking for a bag.

00:51:28.000 A bag?

00:51:29.000 A bag, yeah.

00:51:32.000 Not B-A-D, B-A-G.

00:51:36.000 No, I think relationships sometimes cause me way too much stress, and I've done that so much.

00:51:40.000 So I'm just exploring different avenues in my life right now.

00:51:44.000 Do you want kids and shit?

00:51:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:46.000 Yeah, but not until like 32.

00:51:48.000 No, no, like 27.

00:51:50.000 No, they always say that.

00:51:51.000 27 comes like this.

00:51:53.000 Yeah.

00:51:54.000 And then you go, oh, man.

00:51:55.000 You know, I still got to do it.

00:51:56.000 And I might just have to trap somebody.

00:51:58.000 Next thing you know, chop somebody's crazy.

00:52:01.000 Just kidding.

00:52:02.000 She's not kidding, bro.

00:52:03.000 Fuck your daughter, man.

00:52:04.000 She wants to sue and trap.

00:52:06.000 Yeah, that's dangerous, bro.

00:52:07.000 What about a situation she's like, someone clip me?

00:52:07.000 She's dangerous.

00:52:09.000 Someone clip me, please.

00:52:13.000 Can I ask all of you ladies a question?

00:52:16.000 So is the whole like because this is what you hear on the internet now.

00:52:22.000 Dude's gotta be six foot two.

00:52:24.000 Yep.

00:52:25.000 You know what I mean?

00:52:26.000 Rocking a hug.

00:52:26.000 Yeah.

00:52:27.000 Something better than a Corvette, right?

00:52:29.000 Short.

00:52:30.000 Is this true?

00:52:30.000 Or do you think that?

00:52:32.000 Well, I like Corvettes.

00:52:33.000 They don't have to be.

00:52:34.000 No, but I'm saying like the height and all that stuff.

00:52:36.000 Is that really true?

00:52:38.000 Like, do you guys really give a shit?

00:52:39.000 Standards?

00:52:40.000 Or does it usually slide?

00:52:41.000 Do I have standards?

00:52:42.000 As long as you're a good person.

00:52:44.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:52:45.000 Like, does it really matter?

00:52:47.000 Is what I'm saying.

00:52:47.000 I like them taller than me, at least.

00:52:49.000 Yeah, me too.

00:52:50.000 I don't want to date a tall chick.

00:52:51.000 I want someone.

00:52:51.000 Walk up at her.

00:52:52.000 Hey, honey.

00:52:52.000 You know, I don't want to do that.

00:52:53.000 Who I look up to.

00:52:54.000 Yeah, I want someone I admire.

00:52:56.000 It's definitely more attractive when you're taller, but like, also, I mean, if you're a good person, you're a good person.

00:52:56.000 That makes sense.

00:53:02.000 I gave a short guy a chance.

00:53:03.000 How tall are you?

00:53:04.000 He was shit, though.

00:53:05.000 How tall are you?

00:53:06.000 5'2.

00:53:07.000 Yeah, but she just said she just gave a short dude a chance recently.

00:53:10.000 Like they ruined it for themselves.

00:53:12.000 So how tall is he?

00:53:13.000 If you're 5'2, you're tired.

00:53:14.000 I don't know.

00:53:15.000 Pretty short when he took them shoes off.

00:53:17.000 6'3.

00:53:18.000 Wait, no, no.

00:53:18.000 Was he 5'3 or something?

00:53:20.000 I don't know.

00:53:21.000 I mean, he was taller than her, so like 5'5, 5'6, 5'7.

00:53:25.000 So I would look at him and be like, I'm not very tall.

00:53:29.000 But I let it slide.

00:53:32.000 Totally useless.

00:53:33.000 I feel like I just wanted to ask because, you know, I'm not, I'm 5'11.

00:53:38.000 I'm going to take my shoes off on 5-11.

00:53:40.000 Yeah, he was definitely like...

00:53:42.000 Do you wear those heels?

00:53:43.000 I don't know how tall.

00:53:44.000 Yeah, so what I did was, I got like, you know how you get like your tits done?

00:53:48.000 Well, those guys, you get your heels done down here.

00:53:51.000 Yo, don't tell them the secret.

00:53:52.000 Yeah, so you get a, there's a doctor in Peru.

00:53:55.000 He'll hook you up.

00:53:57.000 Did you know that there's like dick filler guys?

00:54:03.000 Isn't that wild?

00:54:04.000 But it's like $15,000.

00:54:06.000 I went to a high school with someone whose dad does penal implants.

00:54:12.000 His thing is in Texas, actually.

00:54:14.000 Yo, I'm sorry, bro.

00:54:15.000 If you need to get surgery, bro, just quit.

00:54:17.000 Just stop.

00:54:18.000 Yeah, but that's got to suck, though.

00:54:20.000 Dude, what if you die from that shit?

00:54:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:22.000 Just get a big...

00:54:23.000 Yo, that's...

00:54:24.000 But what if you're poor and you can't pay for it?

00:54:24.000 Bro.

00:54:26.000 Oh, then you're just done.

00:54:28.000 You're just done.

00:54:28.000 Can I ask or something?

00:54:29.000 Yeah.

00:54:30.000 Are you faking that voice or is that for me?

00:54:32.000 Absolutely not.

00:54:33.000 No, that's her voice voice.

00:54:37.000 That's your actual voice.

00:54:38.000 I've seen him on the show many times.

00:54:39.000 So Mickey Mouse.

00:54:44.000 I might read.

00:54:45.000 If I retire OnlyFans, I might just read children's books.

00:54:48.000 That's actually probably.

00:54:49.000 You'll probably make way more money doing that.

00:54:51.000 And he won't be on camera.

00:54:53.000 Behind the scenes.

00:54:54.000 Yeah.

00:54:54.000 All right, what about you?

00:54:55.000 Why are you single on V-Day?

00:54:58.000 Do you want to change that?

00:54:59.000 Because men, or at least the men, I haven't found my person.

00:55:04.000 Every man so far is just like, there's no sense of loyalty.

00:55:09.000 What does that mean to you, though?

00:55:10.000 Loyalty?

00:55:11.000 What does that mean to you?

00:55:12.000 what does that entail for a guy don't be a manhole like just they don't stay true to their word And I just don't like a liar.

00:55:23.000 Like, why are you a liar?

00:55:25.000 You're a grown-ass man.

00:55:26.000 Why are you lying?

00:55:27.000 Like, stand on business.

00:55:28.000 What are they lying about, though?

00:55:29.000 Why do you lie, huh?

00:55:30.000 Like, what are they lying about to you?

00:55:31.000 Like, what are they lying about?

00:55:32.000 Well, my ex of five years was just, like, not nice.

00:55:37.000 He just wasn't nice.

00:55:39.000 Wasn't nice.

00:55:40.000 So I just didn't.

00:55:42.000 I just got tired of him.

00:55:44.000 So that was that.

00:55:45.000 And then five years later?

00:55:47.000 This recent one.

00:55:49.000 Recent one?

00:55:50.000 Wait, what?

00:55:51.000 Like, the most recent dude I talked to was just like a clout chaser.

00:55:54.000 So he just like was like doing stuff.

00:55:57.000 Oh, he was bad.

00:56:00.000 He was just doing stuff for like streams, like trying to fit in with his buddy and like look real cool.

00:56:05.000 But then off-camera, he'd like scream at me on the phone because I liked his homeboy picture.

00:56:12.000 Like his story.

00:56:13.000 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:56:14.000 We have a question for you.

00:56:16.000 Why do girls like other guys post and think it's cool?

00:56:18.000 I know.

00:56:19.000 I don't follow anybody, and especially not a man.

00:56:21.000 But that's weird because imagine I'm with you.

00:56:24.000 You're looking at my friend's post.

00:56:25.000 They can see that shit like yo.

00:56:26.000 But he deserved it.

00:56:27.000 He was liking half, he was liking a girl he fuck half-naked video.

00:56:33.000 So I liked his homeboy's post.

00:56:35.000 I think that's okay.

00:56:36.000 I think the whole because men don't really care if we see a dude with a chick and we go, that's good for him, man.

00:56:42.000 She's hot.

00:56:43.000 You know, but like a chick, they see all of a sudden, if I'm walking with a little shorty on me, next thing you know, I got a little carte blange, you know what I mean?

00:56:43.000 Yeah.

00:56:52.000 Little cachet.

00:56:53.000 Yeah.

00:56:54.000 All of a sudden they're like, oh, okay.

00:56:55.000 I didn't see him before, but now I do.

00:56:58.000 That's true.

00:56:58.000 Yep.

00:57:00.000 I was going to say clout, but I don't like that word clout.

00:57:02.000 You know, it's kind of like she's got the clout.

00:57:04.000 Kind of sounds nasty.

00:57:05.000 You know what I mean?

00:57:06.000 Right?

00:57:06.000 Does that sound like ever since I thought about clout like that?

00:57:09.000 I go, oh, gosh, you got clout?

00:57:11.000 Yeah.

00:57:12.000 My point is, is that's a real thing.

00:57:12.000 Okay.

00:57:15.000 No, it is.

00:57:15.000 Yeah.

00:57:16.000 That's a real thing.

00:57:17.000 It's like a psychological deal.

00:57:19.000 I used to be friends with Smoke Perp.

00:57:22.000 I don't know if you guys are.

00:57:23.000 Yeah, the rapper guy.

00:57:24.000 Yeah.

00:57:24.000 And he blocked me.

00:57:26.000 We like went to Costa Rica together.

00:57:28.000 I'm on the lie.

00:57:29.000 I went to.

00:57:30.000 I don't even know.

00:57:31.000 I didn't even do anything to him.

00:57:33.000 Wait.

00:57:34.000 But he just blocked me out of nowhere.

00:57:36.000 Yeah, he did.

00:57:37.000 He did.

00:57:38.000 He got it.

00:57:38.000 He got the buns.

00:57:40.000 You showed us trash.

00:57:41.000 So he blocked you.

00:57:41.000 She was trash.

00:57:42.000 Did you guys hold hands?

00:57:43.000 I don't know.

00:57:44.000 It was trash.

00:57:45.000 No.

00:57:45.000 No, I showed trash, man.

00:57:48.000 No.

00:57:49.000 Did you guys laugh together over like a nice dinner?

00:57:53.000 Yeah, you did.

00:57:54.000 Don't lie.

00:57:54.000 Yeah.

00:57:55.000 You son of a bitch.

00:57:57.000 She was like, hey, you want to fuck?

00:57:59.000 No.

00:58:01.000 You don't know why he blocked you?

00:58:02.000 Yeah.

00:58:03.000 No.

00:58:04.000 Maybe you're kind of annoying, maybe.

00:58:05.000 No, Fraser.

00:58:06.000 No, no, the pussy was whack, bro.

00:58:07.000 Shut up.

00:58:08.000 Pussy was whack, bro.

00:58:09.000 Your dick is small.

00:58:10.000 Yeah, I know it is.

00:58:11.000 What?

00:58:12.000 What?

00:58:12.000 Okay.

00:58:14.000 So everyone here is single for Valentine's Day, pretty much.

00:58:17.000 Except guys.

00:58:18.000 I'm not.

00:58:19.000 But I'm such a good loyal partner that I'm not even going to be there.

00:58:23.000 So there's got to be a guy there that dates.

00:58:23.000 Yeah.

00:58:25.000 Oh, you're a cook?

00:58:26.000 Like, is she getting BBC's?

00:58:27.000 No.

00:58:28.000 What?

00:58:29.000 How are you doing right now?

00:58:30.000 I don't say that.

00:58:30.000 It's not real.

00:58:31.000 She's at the house.

00:58:34.000 With who?

00:58:34.000 She's chilling.

00:58:35.000 Probably our animals.

00:58:36.000 I'm actually going to.

00:58:38.000 We're old.

00:58:39.000 Like, the whole, like, for me, the last thing on my mind is like, oh, I hope my girlfriend's not cheating on me.

00:58:45.000 It's like.

00:58:46.000 That's good, honestly.

00:58:47.000 It's like, what?

00:58:48.000 I don't have time.

00:58:49.000 Like, I don't have time to do that.

00:58:52.000 Or, like, I don't have the mental capacity to worry about if my lady's cheating on me.

00:59:00.000 Because if I was worried about it, it probably should just be a Friday night thing or something.

00:59:05.000 It could drain you a lot.

00:59:06.000 But then that's even annoying.

00:59:07.000 When you get to, once you reach 35, it doesn't work anymore.

00:59:12.000 No, no, no.

00:59:13.000 Of course it works.

00:59:14.000 But what I'm saying, well, I guess not for everyone.

00:59:18.000 You don't have a penis, so you won't have to find that out.

00:59:18.000 But good for you.

00:59:21.000 But you could if you want.

00:59:22.000 I know a guy who'll hook you up.

00:59:27.000 What I'm saying is, though, is like the problems at my age back when I was 20, it's like it's the end of the world if your girl's cheating on you or something.

00:59:38.000 It's like a catastrophe or some shit.

00:59:38.000 Yeah.

00:59:40.000 It's about look.

00:59:41.000 Yeah.

00:59:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:42.000 Like the last thing you want to do is like, I don't think I've ever worried about that.

00:59:48.000 Yeah, I think making that priority will mess you up a lot.

00:59:51.000 So to think about that all the time is going to really slow you down.

00:59:53.000 Because it's like, all right, then just like, why don't you just break up?

00:59:56.000 And then go fuck the guy.

00:59:58.000 Like, are you not a big deal?

00:59:58.000 You know what I mean?

01:00:01.000 Are you from Nelk?

01:00:02.000 No.

01:00:03.000 Dude, we were hanging out with one of those guys.

01:00:05.000 I was like, oh, I actually have a tattoo that says full sun.

01:00:09.000 No, you don't.

01:00:11.000 No.

01:00:12.000 Did it hurt?

01:00:12.000 What?

01:00:14.000 We actually ran into one of those dudes earlier.

01:00:16.000 The Nilk guys.

01:00:18.000 Why'd you tattoo dot on your.

01:00:20.000 She's about that life, though.

01:00:21.000 Where's she going?

01:00:23.000 They keep this fire.

01:00:24.000 It's a full send in her mouth.

01:00:24.000 Did you meet them?

01:00:26.000 No.

01:00:28.000 Hello, God's wild.

01:00:30.000 That was good.

01:00:31.000 Never met Nelk.

01:00:32.000 That was fucked up.

01:00:34.000 Yo, that's fucking funny.

01:00:34.000 That's a full send.

01:00:36.000 Literally.

01:00:36.000 So, Nestor, what you full set on her mouth?

01:00:39.000 Was yo, yo, yo, yeah.

01:00:41.000 Nestor's father is watching this right now.

01:00:44.000 Yo, Nestor, so question for you.

01:00:45.000 As a guy still in the dating game, how old are you again?

01:00:48.000 29.

01:00:49.000 29.

01:00:50.000 Is dating, you think, worth it?

01:00:52.000 And why are you single?

01:00:55.000 Well, let me start with this.

01:00:56.000 I own two Lambos.

01:00:58.000 He drives them simultaneously.

01:01:00.000 They're at Fresh's house.

01:01:02.000 I'm letting him borrow them.

01:01:04.000 Oh, my God.

01:01:05.000 I appreciate that a lot.

01:01:05.000 Thank you, sir.

01:01:06.000 But let me know if I'm crazy for doing this.

01:01:09.000 But I don't tell women that I drive them.

01:01:12.000 Right?

01:01:12.000 Because I want to find the right one.

01:01:14.000 I'm 5'11, but I'm six foot with shoes on.

01:01:17.000 Are you really 5'11?

01:01:18.000 But on dating apps, I put that I'm 5'11.

01:01:22.000 Bought six foot with shoes on.

01:01:24.000 That would be so funny on a dating app.

01:01:26.000 I do that to stay away from the bad apples.

01:01:29.000 Yeah.

01:01:30.000 Okay.

01:01:32.000 You guys feel me on this one?

01:01:33.000 Yeah, I get what you're saying.

01:01:34.000 I've had some bad piece of fruit.

01:01:36.000 It's not good.

01:01:37.000 It's not good.

01:01:37.000 It's nasty.

01:01:38.000 It's fun in a moment, but once you, the aftertaste is terrible.

01:01:41.000 So I think V-Day is a marketing scam.

01:01:45.000 Companies used to profit off of individuals that want to say, here's the Valentine's Day present, babe.

01:01:50.000 We got you.

01:01:50.000 And it's for women.

01:01:51.000 Let's be honest here.

01:01:52.000 Now, as a guy, though, it's going to cost you.

01:01:55.000 And let's pray that she even stays to visit you the next month because you never know.

01:02:00.000 So I think V-Day was a scam from the very beginning.

01:02:03.000 I disagree.

01:02:05.000 I think it's a way to show people love and that you care about them.

01:02:09.000 Because you don't always get to do that.

01:02:11.000 So like having a day just to remind the people that you care about them, I think it's nice.

01:02:16.000 But I can choose what day I want to do that as the man.

01:02:18.000 Instead of doing it.

01:02:20.000 But it's like a reminder because, you know, men always need reminded about everything.

01:02:24.000 We do.

01:02:24.000 A reminder.

01:02:24.000 A reminder for who?

01:02:25.000 For women.

01:02:26.000 Men don't really get gifts like that.

01:02:27.000 And if they do, it's like mediocre.

01:02:29.000 But it's also helpful for you guys.

01:02:30.000 How else?

01:02:31.000 Wow.

01:02:32.000 Because if you guys get reminded and you show up with gifts and you show that you care, you get rewarded.

01:02:37.000 Wait, how about reminded?

01:02:39.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:02:40.000 How all year I'm taking care of your ass.

01:02:42.000 And when I feel like I'll give you a trip or a gift when I'm ready to do it, I don't have to be told to give you a gift on this day.

01:02:49.000 Yes, you do.

01:02:51.000 You're looking at it too much as like a power standpoint.

01:02:54.000 Like, just like a natural day.

01:02:57.000 Yeah, but here's my point.

01:02:59.000 I'm being told what date to give you a gift.

01:03:01.000 It's definitely a marketing thing for sure.

01:03:03.000 It's marketing.

01:03:04.000 It's a marketing thing.

01:03:05.000 Christmas, Halloween, 4th of July, Memorial Day, St. Patrick's Mother's Day.

01:03:12.000 Especially Mother's Day.

01:03:14.000 Me and Dan's Day.

01:03:16.000 My family's all born on holidays.

01:03:20.000 New Year's Eve, the day before Valentine's Day, Mother's Day, Memorial Day.

01:03:27.000 Please don't shout.

01:03:28.000 Yo, listen, I'm not shouting.

01:03:29.000 I'm for giving gifts when you're ready for it.

01:03:32.000 And you know the worst part about this is like you just all mention, oh, I'm single.

01:03:35.000 I'm gonna get gifts from other guys.

01:03:37.000 So now especially as a guy.

01:03:38.000 If I'm your boyfriend, give you a gift.

01:03:40.000 Anyone can do that.

01:03:41.000 You know what I mean?

01:03:42.000 There's no big difference between me give you a gift and another random guy.

01:03:45.000 You know what's trash?

01:03:46.000 I always thought was weird.

01:03:48.000 You know, I like money.

01:03:50.000 Nestor likes money.

01:03:52.000 You ladies like money, right?

01:03:53.000 Yeah.

01:03:54.000 What I always thought was weird is you can't give your lady cash for a gift.

01:04:02.000 A birthday.

01:04:03.000 There we go.

01:04:05.000 Really?

01:04:06.000 In a card.

01:04:07.000 In an envelope.

01:04:08.000 That's always backfired on me.

01:04:10.000 I'm just saying, I've never understood why that doesn't work.

01:04:14.000 I mean, you give it to them any other day of the year.

01:04:17.000 But see, that's what I'm saying, though, is that sort of a dude's different.

01:04:22.000 My chick comes up, slash me 200 bucks for my birthday.

01:04:22.000 Yeah.

01:04:25.000 I go, oh, shit, shouty.

01:04:26.000 You know what I mean?

01:04:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:28.000 That's never happened, but I'm saying that would be cool.

01:04:30.000 But I know some guys that are pretty big ballers.

01:04:33.000 Look at them like 10K, 20K.

01:04:34.000 On a random day, 10K, I feel like that would be like, honey.

01:04:38.000 But I think for a gift itself, it should be thought about as, okay, you know what?

01:04:44.000 She's into this.

01:04:46.000 This is my actual girl or wife that I really fuck with heavy.

01:04:49.000 I got you.

01:04:50.000 But the point is that, like, you guys are getting gifts from random guys.

01:04:53.000 And if I'm a guy that's your boyfriend, how do I stand out?

01:04:56.000 I'm giving you a gift as well.

01:04:58.000 What's the difference?

01:04:58.000 Lamborghinis.

01:05:00.000 Yeah, but really a Lamborghini.

01:05:02.000 You what?

01:05:03.000 You can't drive.

01:05:04.000 Lamborghini.

01:05:05.000 I don't get it.

01:05:06.000 Hold on.

01:05:07.000 You think you deserve a Lamborghini?

01:05:09.000 Honestly.

01:05:11.000 You're fresh.

01:05:11.000 Yeah.

01:05:12.000 Actually, what they bring to the table.

01:05:16.000 No, no, you said you wanted a Lamborghini, but why do you deserve a Lamborghini?

01:05:19.000 You're only fans.

01:05:20.000 You're not adding any value.

01:05:21.000 What do you bring?

01:05:23.000 You sound like Mickey Mouse.

01:05:25.000 What are we doing here?

01:05:26.000 I'm hilarious.

01:05:28.000 She goes, I'm hilarious.

01:05:30.000 I never got.

01:05:31.000 I like your quarters up.

01:05:33.000 A quarter zip?

01:05:35.000 Oh, he's wearing a bag.

01:05:36.000 She makes you laugh.

01:05:36.000 Oh, Fresh.

01:05:37.000 Hey, guys, Fresh, I got a new swag now.

01:05:39.000 My new swag is quarter zip.

01:05:40.000 If you're part of the gang, Common Sense Gang, you know what time it is.

01:05:43.000 We're stepping up the game.

01:05:44.000 We're working on bettering ourselves.

01:05:46.000 We're in the gym.

01:05:47.000 We're getting money and we're moving towards a better lifestyle as a nigga.

01:05:51.000 But Fresh, she made you laugh, Fresh.

01:05:51.000 Let's go.

01:05:53.000 No, I was laughing because it was kind of dumb, huh?

01:05:55.000 I'm just saying, what's the probability of ever all like all of you bagging a dude with the Lambo?

01:06:01.000 Maybe it's the same guy.

01:06:02.000 What makes you think you deserve to hop with the guy with the Lambo?

01:06:06.000 Did you ride in the Lambo?

01:06:07.000 I honestly don't care to be honest about this.

01:06:09.000 Where's he now?

01:06:10.000 I don't know.

01:06:11.000 I don't think anybody does.

01:06:12.000 Hold on, where's the guy now?

01:06:13.000 In West Palm Beach.

01:06:15.000 Okay, you still dating?

01:06:16.000 No.

01:06:17.000 It's okay.

01:06:18.000 So you got a Lamboroid.

01:06:19.000 Now what?

01:06:22.000 I'm pretty sure it was a right to go.

01:06:23.000 Yo, yo, yo, I promise you, getting into Mexico Car for a night or two is cool, but that doesn't do anything for you long term.

01:06:31.000 You know the worst part?

01:06:32.000 When they record it, I'm in a Lambo.

01:06:34.000 I'm in a Rolls Weiss.

01:06:34.000 I'm in a Ferrari.

01:06:36.000 Like, we know you've been in a guy's car.

01:06:37.000 It's an L. I'm just saying, because when I go around town, I don't live in Miami, but when I go around regular world anywhere other than here and when I lived in LA, maybe certain pockets of New York, it's like it's like ugly people are with ugly people.

01:06:56.000 You know, it's like fat people are usually with fat people.

01:07:00.000 That's like how it usually works.

01:07:02.000 But it reminds me of different things.

01:07:03.000 You're not saying, okay.

01:07:04.000 Yeah.

01:07:04.000 We're in fairytale.

01:07:06.000 We're in fairytale then.

01:07:06.000 You're right.

01:07:07.000 It's a little bit different.

01:07:07.000 Social America is different.

01:07:08.000 Yeah.

01:07:09.000 But also opposite to chart, too.

01:07:12.000 I'm going to call bullshit on that.

01:07:13.000 I'm going to call bullshit on that.

01:07:14.000 Not really.

01:07:15.000 Money attracts.

01:07:16.000 Yeah.

01:07:17.000 Honestly, if you want a successful relationship, find a guy you're going to be best friends with and you want to have sex.

01:07:17.000 You can send money.

01:07:22.000 You're golden.

01:07:24.000 That's real.

01:07:25.000 I think if you can have a good foundation and have trust and respect, you can go along with it.

01:07:31.000 The wanting to hang out with each other aside from sex part, way more important.

01:07:35.000 Yeah.

01:07:35.000 A thousand percent.

01:07:36.000 You got it better, though.

01:07:37.000 And you got to want to have sex too.

01:07:38.000 I mean, it's part of the deal.

01:07:40.000 I agree.

01:07:41.000 Yeah, you got to want to be attracted to him.

01:07:43.000 But I'm saying if you could be stoked to hang out with your partner, like you guys are literally best friends.

01:07:50.000 Oh, you're fucking in.

01:07:52.000 I only know this from experience.

01:07:53.000 Yeah.

01:07:54.000 Yeah, you're fucking good.

01:07:55.000 It's a little bit harder, but okay, so it's hard.

01:07:57.000 It's definitely hard to find.

01:07:58.000 But if you do, go for it.

01:08:00.000 Sometimes it makes it toxic, though, because it's like, that's your best friend.

01:08:03.000 You always want to be with her.

01:08:04.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:06.000 Oh, I'm so sick of Britney Spears stuff.

01:08:09.000 Yeah, you can't please him, bro.

01:08:10.000 You can't please him.

01:08:11.000 I feel like when you spend every day with someone for so long, like it definitely makes you guys clash.

01:08:18.000 Well, you need some separation at church and state.

01:08:20.000 You got to have your day, if it's meant to be, it's going to be like regardless.

01:08:24.000 Yeah, I agree with that.

01:08:24.000 I agree with that.

01:08:25.000 Unless you change your mind.

01:08:26.000 All right, so we got a video here to play that illustrates what girls want on V-Day.

01:08:30.000 They want a bunch of requirements for Valentine's Day, and hopefully, if they get it, you might be able to smash.

01:08:36.000 Here we go.

01:08:37.000 And you know the weird part about V-Day, bro?

01:08:39.000 All this marketing that's done for V-Day is only for women, bro.

01:08:43.000 Men don't want to get shit.

01:08:45.000 So it's a side out, man.

01:08:46.000 Okay, but why is the quiet?

01:08:49.000 Here we go.

01:08:50.000 Scroll now if you're sensitive.

01:08:52.000 This is for my young ladies.

01:08:54.000 If you are intimate with anybody and they don't have enough common sense to get you something for Valentine's Day.

01:09:01.000 By the way, I saw her in the gym today, and I wanted to say, like, I'm about to wrap to your video tonight.

01:09:06.000 I want to bring her on, but yeah, she was kind of, I guess she knew who I was, whatever.

01:09:11.000 All right, let's play.

01:09:13.000 You better be celibate for the remainder of the year.

01:09:18.000 Because even if you guys aren't in a committed relationship, all women love little sweet somethings.

01:09:23.000 Oh, yeah.

01:09:24.000 And if he doesn't have enough common sense to say, let me go to Trader Joe's and maybe get her some $12 flowers at the minimum, you have no responsibility giving that man that box.

01:09:24.000 Okay?

01:09:39.000 Okay?

01:09:40.000 Common sense would tell him to get you some chocolate or something.

01:09:43.000 You know, some women like video games.

01:09:44.000 Get me a video game.

01:09:45.000 Get me a new controller.

01:09:46.000 Different women like different things.

01:09:47.000 He knows exactly what you like.

01:09:48.000 He knows what you're into because he be inside you.

01:09:51.000 Do not allow a man to act like Valentine's Day is only for relationships.

01:09:56.000 If he's intimate with you, he should be able to comprehend to get her a little sweet something for Valentine's Day.

01:10:03.000 Now, if you allow it to not be that way because you're like, oh, I don't care about Valentine's Day.

01:10:08.000 No, all women care.

01:10:09.000 We all care, especially from the right guy.

01:10:11.000 We all care.

01:10:13.000 But we'll use a coping mechanism.

01:10:14.000 I don't care about Valentine's Day.

01:10:16.000 I love Valentine's Day.

01:10:16.000 I've said it.

01:10:18.000 I love Valentine's Day.

01:10:20.000 And if you don't know that all women love a little sweet something, I have no business giving you anything.

01:10:25.000 So now, don't be disappointed if he doesn't, but create boundaries.

01:10:31.000 Okay.

01:10:32.000 Sorry, my finger's all in your face.

01:10:34.000 So that's the idea.

01:10:36.000 You got to give her something, even if it's not your boy.

01:10:40.000 Even if you're not her boyfriend, get something from him.

01:10:43.000 If not, look at him in the box.

01:10:44.000 Most men got to learn the hard way, man.

01:10:46.000 Yeah.

01:10:47.000 If you're hooking up with somebody, I think you should.

01:10:51.000 You get a gift from other people.

01:10:51.000 But why?

01:10:53.000 Like you just mentioned multiple guys give you gifts.

01:10:53.000 Yeah.

01:10:55.000 At least you're hooking up with them.

01:10:58.000 Yeah, but you're not my girl.

01:10:59.000 You're spending time with them.

01:11:00.000 You're not my wife.

01:11:02.000 Sharing an experience with them.

01:11:04.000 But why do you deserve a gift?

01:11:06.000 I don't get it.

01:11:07.000 Because we're humans.

01:11:08.000 I mean, it's decent, especially if y'all are messing around.

01:11:08.000 Yeah.

01:11:13.000 Yeah.

01:11:13.000 I feel like, how could we all live a better life on the earth instead of just counting things?

01:11:21.000 Bro, you spit bullshit right now.

01:11:22.000 You don't know what the fuck you're talking about right now.

01:11:23.000 We all had Lamborghinis, man.

01:11:26.000 Boombaya.

01:11:27.000 602 Lamborghinis.

01:11:28.000 Lamborghinis.

01:11:29.000 And Burko and the yachts every fucking week.

01:11:31.000 Yeah, so you're telling me because we smashed one time, a couple times.

01:11:37.000 You deserve a gift.

01:11:38.000 If you're continuously, like if you're smashing in between February 1st and February 30th, 28th, 28th, then you should be getting gifts.

01:11:52.000 All right, let me ask you a real question.

01:11:54.000 Everybody's been thinking about it.

01:11:56.000 How many yachts have you been on?

01:11:58.000 Ooh, probably like five.

01:12:01.000 Five yachts?

01:12:02.000 Don't lie to me.

01:12:03.000 Maybe five.

01:12:04.000 Five yachts?

01:12:06.000 Not talk about big boats.

01:12:07.000 I'm talking yachts.

01:12:09.000 Yeah, probably like a helicopter on the motherfucker.

01:12:12.000 No, not yet.

01:12:12.000 You know what I mean?

01:12:15.000 You haven't been on it.

01:12:16.000 Not a helicopter yacht.

01:12:18.000 All right.

01:12:19.000 Y'all get it to me when we get to the helicopter yacht.

01:12:21.000 But I go with my friends, so it's different.

01:12:23.000 I don't just go out with random people on yachts.

01:12:26.000 If my friend group who does content wants to invite me, or if I have friends visiting and they want to take me on a yacht, I'll be like, I've been on two yachts, and it was because I was with the women who got us on the yacht.

01:12:40.000 I was just the guy with them.

01:12:41.000 Like, what's up?

01:12:42.000 You know, what's up, bitches?

01:12:44.000 I got three women with me.

01:12:45.000 I'm coming on.

01:12:47.000 They were usually pretty tight.

01:12:48.000 They were like, oh, yeah, one dude who's cool.

01:12:49.000 Like, yeah, come on.

01:12:50.000 But that was the only time I've been on like a, because I don't know anybody who fucking owns a yacht.

01:12:54.000 You know what I mean?

01:12:55.000 Normally, you got to bring nice boats that are expensive, quarter million dollar boats, but that's not a yacht.

01:13:01.000 That's a basic.

01:13:01.000 Yeah.

01:13:02.000 How many yachts have you been on?

01:13:04.000 Maybe like seven.

01:13:06.000 Seven yachts?

01:13:07.000 You're 19 years old.

01:13:08.000 Oh, but you're not allowed to do that.

01:13:11.000 State that every time, every time I go on vacation, I met all friends get a yacht, so a lot of them are paid for.

01:13:17.000 Big boats have been on a cigarette boat speedboat.

01:13:20.000 Wait, wait, y'all caught that?

01:13:22.000 She is 19 years old and been on seven yachts.

01:13:25.000 And I probably paid for like four of them by myself with my homegirls.

01:13:28.000 What, 20 bucks?

01:13:29.000 Oh, okay.

01:13:31.000 So, like, we pay for like a snorkel and yacht day, like, when we go out of the country.

01:13:36.000 I got you.

01:13:36.000 Oh, okay.

01:13:37.000 Like a charter boat.

01:13:38.000 Couple hundred dollars.

01:13:39.000 Oh, a charter, but that's not a yacht party.

01:13:42.000 A yacht party boat.

01:13:43.000 Yeah, we didn't talk about a yacht.

01:13:45.000 But Fresh and Jack, that's not her money, though.

01:13:48.000 Oh, yeah, it is.

01:13:50.000 Your boyfriend was with you for five years, right?

01:13:51.000 Are you going to stay on a yacht?

01:13:53.000 Yeah, but those four yachts were probably within, like, I've been on vacation a lot within the last like year.

01:13:59.000 Bro, you ain't got a lot of fun.

01:14:00.000 And my boyfriend was a college student.

01:14:01.000 He didn't pay for shit.

01:14:02.000 I made way more money.

01:14:05.000 I want to be a yacht.

01:14:07.000 That's what I'm trying to say.

01:14:08.000 But how many women get to be yachts?

01:14:10.000 See, my chick used to sell yachts.

01:14:12.000 I'm not kidding.

01:14:13.000 She really did.

01:14:13.000 Yeah.

01:14:15.000 I thought that was impressive because I was like, I was like, you sold a yacht?

01:14:18.000 She goes, yeah.

01:14:19.000 Yo, get this right, guys.

01:14:21.000 Imagine she's 19 years old.

01:14:23.000 And you said you bought your own yachts, which that's like a charter fishing boat.

01:14:27.000 You said both.

01:14:28.000 I've been on those plenty, though.

01:14:30.000 $100 each.

01:14:31.000 Yeah, but you're fishing for you.

01:14:32.000 But imagine you're like, you know what?

01:14:34.000 I see her as a viable option, which I don't know why you would.

01:14:36.000 And you say, you know what?

01:14:37.000 We're getting a yacht, babe.

01:14:38.000 She's like, I've been on like 10 yachts already.

01:14:40.000 Five years.

01:14:41.000 I'm like, she's like, what, what?

01:14:41.000 Yeah, five yards.

01:14:43.000 So you're on the first person showing her yacht.

01:14:44.000 She's like, why are you so insecure?

01:14:47.000 Well, no, we're just saying.

01:14:48.000 We just don't own yachts.

01:14:51.000 Why don't you just share an experience together?

01:14:53.000 Because it's a new experience because you're with the other person.

01:14:56.000 Look, I'm having a hard time trying to accept the fact that I'll never own a yacht.

01:15:00.000 That's like saying because you've been to a restaurant before.

01:15:02.000 It's not the same.

01:15:03.000 Literally.

01:15:03.000 It's not the same.

01:15:04.000 You can't go to another restaurant.

01:15:05.000 It's not the same as a yacht.

01:15:06.000 It's a different yacht.

01:15:07.000 It's not the same as a yacht.

01:15:09.000 Can I ask Stacey something?

01:15:10.000 Are you going to get a brand new bed if someone else has slept on it before?

01:15:13.000 Yeah.

01:15:14.000 That's not the point.

01:15:14.000 Hold on.

01:15:15.000 Every two weeks, I have to have a bunch of people.

01:15:16.000 If you're having sucks out of bed, are you going to get a brand new bed?

01:15:20.000 We all know what happens on yachts.

01:15:22.000 Come on now.

01:15:23.000 We know what happens on beds.

01:15:24.000 What happens on a yacht?

01:15:26.000 Tanny eating.

01:15:28.000 Go ahead, Nestor.

01:15:29.000 Stacy something.

01:15:30.000 Wait, Drinking?

01:15:30.000 What?

01:15:31.000 You know, there's a difference between a boat, or sorry, a yacht and a cruise.

01:15:35.000 Well, Disney's got a cruise.

01:15:38.000 It's a job application.

01:15:40.000 Oh, you're an asshole.

01:15:41.000 I'm sorry, I mean that.

01:15:44.000 I know you're faking that voice.

01:15:45.000 I'm not.

01:15:46.000 The joke is wearing a badge.

01:15:47.000 No, no, she's not.

01:15:48.000 That's her voice, bro.

01:15:49.000 No, that's literally her voice.

01:15:52.000 He could be right, though.

01:15:53.000 He could be right.

01:15:55.000 What if it's the long con?

01:15:56.000 It'll take a lot.

01:15:57.000 That's hard.

01:15:58.000 I literally explained how my parents used to ground me for this.

01:16:01.000 What?

01:16:02.000 Because they genuinely thought it's a good thing.

01:16:03.000 Jack, I've heard her talk randomly to people outside of this, and I'm like, that's her real voice, bro.

01:16:07.000 Like, no joke.

01:16:08.000 Well, yeah, didn't Paris Hilton voice too.

01:16:12.000 Didn't Paris Hilton fake her voice for like ever?

01:16:15.000 I think she really did.

01:16:16.000 I swear to God.

01:16:17.000 The long con.

01:16:18.000 The long con.

01:16:20.000 The long con.

01:16:20.000 That might be it then.

01:16:21.000 The long con?

01:16:22.000 She was really faking her voice.

01:16:25.000 Place your bets for.

01:16:26.000 All right, you know what?

01:16:27.000 No, we don't get that much.

01:16:28.000 Can someone talk her like quickly?

01:16:30.000 Oh, no.

01:16:32.000 Yo, chill, bro.

01:16:34.000 I'm just a guest on the show.

01:16:36.000 Yeah, nah, that was not.

01:16:38.000 That was Chris is weird, bro.

01:16:40.000 Hey, I mean, we can move on.

01:16:42.000 All right, cool.

01:16:43.000 We got some chats here, and Chris is definitely ain't gonna be a good one.

01:16:45.000 That's messed up stuff, man.

01:16:46.000 Reported for that.

01:16:48.000 Comedy skit.

01:16:49.000 Yep.

01:16:50.000 All right.

01:16:51.000 What is the first one?

01:16:52.000 Got you, bro.

01:16:53.000 DJ Diamond Jim says, Ladies, if a man pays all your bills and protects you, is he wrong for not celebrating or buying you anything for Valentine's Day?

01:17:01.000 Oh, that's a good point.

01:17:02.000 Yeah, but how many men are paying all of their women's bills?

01:17:05.000 I wouldn't say many.

01:17:06.000 If you can afford to pay bills, then you can afford to go out and get something.

01:17:10.000 So it would just be because you're not being thoughtful and you don't feel like getting something.

01:17:14.000 It wouldn't even be because you don't have the money.

01:17:15.000 Oh, I always get my checks, though.

01:17:17.000 Why do you gifts have to be physical things?

01:17:20.000 They don't.

01:17:22.000 They don't.

01:17:22.000 They could be a serious thing.

01:17:24.000 It could be a picnic.

01:17:25.000 Because men's stuff.

01:17:26.000 That's physical.

01:17:27.000 You don't have to have anything at the picnic.

01:17:28.000 You could lay down a blanket and we could look at the stars for Valentine's Day.

01:17:31.000 You could just stare into her eyes for what seems like five minutes.

01:17:34.000 Yeah.

01:17:35.000 It's my type of gift.

01:17:36.000 You might laugh, but it works.

01:17:38.000 Well, if a guy spends all his money on bills, like an apartment and a car and all this stuff.

01:17:44.000 And food.

01:17:45.000 Your well-being.

01:17:47.000 What if they don't have any more money for flowers or anything else?

01:17:53.000 But would you care, though?

01:17:54.000 Would you understand that?

01:17:55.000 Yeah.

01:17:55.000 No, you won't.

01:17:56.000 Come on, girl.

01:17:56.000 No, no.

01:17:57.000 How long would you design it for?

01:17:59.000 Every year?

01:18:00.000 Nah.

01:18:01.000 You get no gifts.

01:18:02.000 No travel.

01:18:03.000 Come on now.

01:18:04.000 I would say most of America would go along with it.

01:18:10.000 The issue is that, like, right.

01:18:10.000 Yeah.

01:18:11.000 There's really no other choice.

01:18:12.000 Tell him is vapid amongst women.

01:18:15.000 Like, he could go pick some flowers off the ground.

01:18:19.000 Yeah.

01:18:20.000 But you wouldn't.

01:18:20.000 You wouldn't take that.

01:18:21.000 Yeah.

01:18:21.000 She'd take it if they're nice.

01:18:24.000 It works.

01:18:24.000 I've done it.

01:18:26.000 No, I mean, her specifically.

01:18:27.000 Yeah.

01:18:28.000 She would do it.

01:18:29.000 Yeah, you know what?

01:18:30.000 You're a stripper.

01:18:30.000 You're right, John.

01:18:31.000 What do you mean?

01:18:31.000 I'm sized up.

01:18:32.000 You're a stripper.

01:18:33.000 What do you mean you take flowers?

01:18:34.000 But friends, she did a smoke perk.

01:18:36.000 She got bullshit in her mouth.

01:18:38.000 Yeah, bro.

01:18:39.000 There's no way.

01:18:40.000 Dude, if you get a nice, a nice, what's that?

01:18:40.000 There's no way.

01:18:44.000 Eucalyptus.

01:18:45.000 No, what is that?

01:18:46.000 What's that flower?

01:18:48.000 Anyway, something nice.

01:18:49.000 She'll take it.

01:18:50.000 Hibiscus.

01:18:51.000 Yes, they love that.

01:18:52.000 Well, she has to actually like you for that to work.

01:18:55.000 Really like you.

01:18:55.000 Okay, yeah.

01:18:56.000 Because if she's like you, no, but no, there's no chance.

01:18:59.000 Not a chance.

01:18:59.000 No way.

01:19:00.000 No shot.

01:19:01.000 Okay.

01:19:02.000 Well, she'll take them.

01:19:04.000 But you probably say thank you.

01:19:05.000 I'm going to appreciate it, though.

01:19:06.000 Yeah, she'll go thanks.

01:19:07.000 You know?

01:19:08.000 Okay, so your ideal gift from a guy, what would I be?

01:19:11.000 Lamborghini.

01:19:12.000 No money.

01:19:12.000 What?

01:19:13.000 Yeah, a car.

01:19:14.000 Yeah, I know it.

01:19:16.000 Dude, if you buy a chick a car, it's a wrap.

01:19:19.000 Stun.

01:19:20.000 I mean, it's, you know, specifically.

01:19:21.000 Your man pays all your bills.

01:19:22.000 He doesn't buy a gift on V-Day.

01:19:24.000 Is he out?

01:19:25.000 Is he in?

01:19:26.000 I would be kind of upset.

01:19:27.000 I'm not going to do that.

01:19:28.000 I'd be kind of.

01:19:28.000 She's going to be upset.

01:19:29.000 Would you tell him?

01:19:30.000 I'll just be like mad about it.

01:19:31.000 What about just like a handwritten card?

01:19:33.000 No, like I felt like you had like it's one day.

01:19:37.000 It's one day.

01:19:38.000 You had this time.

01:19:39.000 But when he's working his ass off, that doesn't matter.

01:19:42.000 You had this time.

01:19:43.000 He's grinding 12 hours a day just to feed the family, make sure you're good.

01:19:47.000 And maybe a vacation later on.

01:19:49.000 What if he had a valid excuse?

01:19:50.000 Yeah.

01:19:51.000 One day.

01:19:52.000 Like ahead of time.

01:19:52.000 One day.

01:19:53.000 Like, hey, honey, two weeks from now.

01:19:55.000 I would be kind of upset.

01:19:56.000 I'm not going to lie.

01:19:57.000 Yeah, I'd probably be upset.

01:19:58.000 I'd be kind of mad.

01:19:59.000 Wow.

01:20:00.000 What about you?

01:20:02.000 Like, did I get him anything?

01:20:04.000 No, he pays all the bills.

01:20:06.000 So I didn't get him anything for Valentine's Day.

01:20:08.000 No.

01:20:09.000 No.

01:20:10.000 If I got him nothing and he got me nothing, then I guess I wouldn't be upset.

01:20:16.000 That's kind of fair.

01:20:19.000 Yeah, but that's like when someone says we're not doing gifts this year, but really they're doing gifts this year.

01:20:24.000 Yeah.

01:20:24.000 No one ever says that and means it.

01:20:27.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:20:27.000 No, man.

01:20:28.000 She breaks up.

01:20:29.000 What would you do?

01:20:31.000 I think that it's one month or like one day out of the year and you have all year to prepare for yourself.

01:20:37.000 What about like if you're really, I don't know.

01:20:39.000 Same thing.

01:20:40.000 Like if you're really about to broke, okay, then better start putting a dollar away every day.

01:20:44.000 But what about an anniversary?

01:20:45.000 Or pick up some extra shifts?

01:20:46.000 I agree.

01:20:47.000 I've never had a bad thing.

01:20:48.000 If your bills are that high, then maybe you should re-evaluate your life.

01:20:51.000 Re-evaluate, get a better job.

01:20:53.000 Maybe, maybe.

01:20:56.000 Maybe sell your house and get a smaller house.

01:20:58.000 Yeah.

01:20:59.000 So you gotta, you gotta really restructure yourself just to make her happy for one day.

01:21:05.000 Got you.

01:21:06.000 Why would you want to be unstable?

01:21:09.000 Like, why would you want to be like, as a man, be like, oh man, get my girl a Valentine's Day gift?

01:21:15.000 Did you have a simp daddy?

01:21:16.000 Simply, my dad is just a little bit of a dad.

01:21:19.000 My dad's definitely not rich, but he definitely tried his best and does everything to provide.

01:21:24.000 Are you like his princess?

01:21:25.000 I'm the youngest.

01:21:27.000 I'm not afraid of Simpson.

01:21:31.000 But I've never been spoiled just because he's never had money like that, but like he does what he can.

01:21:40.000 You know what I mean?

01:21:41.000 But anything my grandma.

01:21:44.000 Yo, we're so cooked, bro.

01:21:45.000 I promise you, dating is cooked, bro.

01:21:47.000 Like, I'm not men.

01:21:50.000 So both parties are cooked.

01:21:54.000 What's the next one, bro?

01:21:55.000 That's true.

01:21:56.000 I promise you, like, that's why niggas go to Columbia, bro.

01:21:58.000 They go to Brazil.

01:21:59.000 They go somewhere else because, bro, this is insane.

01:22:02.000 Do women have a fly out version?

01:22:06.000 Like, is that a thing?

01:22:07.000 A what?

01:22:08.000 Like, you know, how guys will go find men?

01:22:10.000 You know, they'll go to like, you know, Peru or some shit, or they'll go to the other side.

01:22:13.000 Yeah, like, maybe Israel.

01:22:16.000 They'll go to Bangkok.

01:22:17.000 That was my type.

01:22:18.000 No, but I'm saying that.

01:22:19.000 Like Israel, they have really hot guys there.

01:22:22.000 Oh, like chics and shit.

01:22:24.000 They look like models.

01:22:25.000 Oh.

01:22:26.000 What about at Mexico or Tulum?

01:22:27.000 Because I'm not going to go over there for like a fun time.

01:22:29.000 But are there like really rich dudes there?

01:22:31.000 No, they just go to Smash.

01:22:32.000 Okay.

01:22:33.000 Like, for example, they'll go there as a group.

01:22:35.000 Guys meet them there, they smash and then go back home.

01:22:37.000 Yeah, but you get what I'm saying, right?

01:22:39.000 What's like the equipment?

01:22:40.000 Passport girl?

01:22:40.000 No.

01:22:41.000 Yeah, what's the equipment for that?

01:22:42.000 No, there's no Passport girl.

01:22:44.000 That shit doesn't work, bro.

01:22:46.000 Well, they could just do it anywhere.

01:22:48.000 Also, the guys that are over there, most of them are not successful like that.

01:22:51.000 So you're going to dunk it for that guy in Daniel.

01:22:53.000 Yeah, you're going to downgrade over there.

01:22:55.000 Or it's not going to work.

01:22:56.000 Yeah.

01:22:56.000 I feel like if I'm going on a trip, it's to like swim in the ocean or like enjoy my trip.

01:23:01.000 Not like thinking about like this guy am I going to find a fuck liner?

01:23:05.000 Wait, hold on.

01:23:06.000 No, no, I don't.

01:23:07.000 Yeah.

01:23:08.000 I was just wondering.

01:23:09.000 Yeah, no valid question.

01:23:10.000 Look at my European girl.

01:23:14.000 Europe too.

01:23:15.000 Women love a dude with an accent.

01:23:17.000 I hate them.

01:23:17.000 Yeah.

01:23:18.000 I think it's so fucking annoying.

01:23:20.000 Wait, you think that's your voice, bro?

01:23:22.000 What are you talking about?

01:23:23.000 She's like, I've got enough accents for all of us.

01:23:26.000 She is raised baiting you, Master.

01:23:28.000 Don't be a hypocrite.

01:23:29.000 No, I think accents are annoying.

01:23:32.000 What?

01:23:33.000 Do you hear yourself?

01:23:34.000 I don't think you can hear yourself right now.

01:23:36.000 I don't think I could date a woman with a thick accent.

01:23:38.000 I don't think I could do it.

01:23:40.000 Chocolate blitz.

01:23:43.000 I don't think it would work out long term for me.

01:23:46.000 It's only a couple weeks.

01:23:47.000 At the beginning, it's fun and it's funny as a hot kid.

01:23:49.000 A few weeks.

01:23:50.000 Hell yeah.

01:23:50.000 But the French accent, bro, you guys be crazy.

01:23:53.000 It's funny at the beginning, like, yeah, this is the man them.

01:23:57.000 Fresh ching chung.

01:23:58.000 Chill, man.

01:23:59.000 Fresh ching chung.

01:24:00.000 Get into my head.

01:24:01.000 Hey, Fresh, the baby.

01:24:03.000 Nah, that was terrible.

01:24:04.000 I like Australian accents.

01:24:06.000 Yeah.

01:24:06.000 Yes.

01:24:07.000 Hot Australian accents.

01:24:10.000 I actually made out with an Australian guy named the Donut Dottie.

01:24:14.000 And he has like 1.7 million followers.

01:24:14.000 No.

01:24:17.000 Shut up.

01:24:18.000 Really?

01:24:19.000 You made it with a guy?

01:24:21.000 Yeah.

01:24:22.000 Dude, it's unfair.

01:24:23.000 He's famous, though.

01:24:25.000 Well, the Spanish is a drink.

01:24:25.000 That makes sense.

01:24:26.000 That makes her better.

01:24:27.000 Yo, Ness.

01:24:29.000 It's a real thing, bro.

01:24:31.000 I don't have clout.

01:24:32.000 Don't talk to me like that.

01:24:33.000 This girl just said he has clout and I just can't.

01:24:37.000 I know, but it sounds so nasty.

01:24:38.000 So what?

01:24:39.000 Full send.

01:24:40.000 He's got clout.

01:24:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:41.000 Full send.

01:24:42.000 It's not a good look.

01:24:44.000 Not at all.

01:24:44.000 I just don't care, bro.

01:24:45.000 Did he smash?

01:24:46.000 He's hot.

01:24:47.000 But that's, but that's even on a low level, even if a guy in your group is perceived as popular, not even famous, famous, but just like remotely popular in a small setting in a small town, that even holds weight.

01:24:47.000 No.

01:25:04.000 I've done it.

01:25:05.000 It's a real thing.

01:25:05.000 Yeah.

01:25:06.000 You can have a status within your own community.

01:25:07.000 Yeah.

01:25:08.000 Yeah, it works.

01:25:08.000 It works too.

01:25:09.000 Like you get known around town, people know who you are.

01:25:10.000 You pull up.

01:25:11.000 So it works in your favor.

01:25:12.000 But I mean, kissing a guy because he has clout is kind of a no, but he's hot.

01:25:17.000 Yeah, of course he's hot.

01:25:18.000 I'm not even famous, and chicks hit me up on Instagram and I'm like, who are you?

01:25:22.000 Yeah.

01:25:22.000 I'm like.

01:25:22.000 Yeah.

01:25:23.000 It's because you're on the internet.

01:25:24.000 You're everywhere.

01:25:25.000 I know, but I'm saying, like, I'm not famous, though.

01:25:28.000 But you don't need to be.

01:25:29.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:25:30.000 You could just be just enough popular.

01:25:31.000 Yeah.

01:25:32.000 You're fucking in like Flynn.

01:25:34.000 Imagine whatever can get you access, even if you're not that known worldwide.

01:25:40.000 Back in the day, you had to meet actor, celebrity.

01:25:43.000 Now it's just like, some clout, some followers, you're good.

01:25:46.000 Yeah.

01:25:46.000 It works.

01:25:47.000 No, it does.

01:25:47.000 What's the next one?

01:25:50.000 Owen Fool says, Jack, been watching since 30k subs.

01:25:54.000 Shout out to you.

01:25:55.000 Let's go.

01:25:56.000 Thought the girl in pink was cute until she started talking.

01:25:58.000 LOL.

01:25:59.000 That's kind of mean.

01:26:02.000 I don't talk on OnlyFans.

01:26:04.000 I just don't talk on OnlyFans.

01:26:06.000 I just moan on OF.

01:26:08.000 Oh, that's fucked up.

01:26:10.000 Yeah, wow.

01:26:13.000 She's got a fucking bachelor's.

01:26:14.000 This is horseshit.

01:26:15.000 She knows what she's doing.

01:26:17.000 Stray away from our live streams.

01:26:19.000 I promise you, this is an act.

01:26:21.000 That's insane, bro.

01:26:23.000 That's insane.

01:26:25.000 Is she moaning in this?

01:26:25.000 Yeah.

01:26:26.000 Subscribe.

01:26:27.000 What the fuck's going on?

01:26:28.000 Don't subscribe.

01:26:29.000 This is terrible.

01:26:31.000 What's the next one?

01:26:35.000 Stop snipping through Force.

01:26:35.000 We got here.

01:26:37.000 Yo, girl in the pink.

01:26:38.000 You've been on Fresh and Fit like three to four times this past year alone.

01:26:42.000 Have you actually learned anything from all these panels?

01:26:44.000 Nope.

01:26:46.000 That's a good question.

01:26:49.000 I don't think everything you guys are saying is bad.

01:26:52.000 I disagree with some points.

01:26:54.000 I get the point that you're trying to make men like, I guess, less like less simps.

01:27:03.000 But I think women are great and they should be respected and treated like they're great.

01:27:08.000 They're all great, but like you guys never really acknowledge that.

01:27:12.000 No, women are great when they're following your program.

01:27:16.000 Because the problem is, if you're the boss in that relationship, what's going to happen?

01:27:21.000 It's not going to work properly.

01:27:22.000 Yeah, I think men should learn how to be leaders.

01:27:25.000 Women want leaders.

01:27:27.000 Yeah.

01:27:27.000 So why do you want to date a simp?

01:27:29.000 You don't want to.

01:27:29.000 And if you do, it's because you want to use them.

01:27:32.000 No.

01:27:32.000 Yep.

01:27:33.000 I feel like there's a bad caring towards me.

01:27:36.000 Yeah.

01:27:37.000 No, no, no, no.

01:27:38.000 There's no friends.

01:27:38.000 You can be a simp and still be respected and a leader.

01:27:42.000 How?

01:27:43.000 How?

01:27:45.000 That doesn't make any sense.

01:27:46.000 You don't even have to, just because you're carrying doesn't mean you're a simp.

01:27:48.000 You don't even have to be a simp.

01:27:49.000 You just have to be like, you don't believe that shit.

01:27:52.000 That's full ascension.

01:27:53.000 That's a full leader.

01:27:53.000 That is literally.

01:27:54.000 No, but that is full ascension.

01:27:57.000 Being a respected, successful man and being a simp for your woman.

01:28:01.000 You don't believe it, bullshit.

01:28:02.000 What do you mean?

01:28:03.000 Because that whole statement you made, you were smirking just now.

01:28:07.000 No, I believe you.

01:28:09.000 I like guys.

01:28:11.000 Like, are dominant and possessive.

01:28:13.000 Oh, yeah, but also like nice.

01:28:17.000 Like, you don't have to be an asshole to be dominant.

01:28:20.000 You can tell me what to do and be respectful when you tell me.

01:28:23.000 You want a guy to be a real mana leader and still be nice to you in a way that's passive.

01:28:29.000 That doesn't work that way.

01:28:30.000 It literally dominates.

01:28:33.000 If a man is emotionally mature enough, it does.

01:28:35.000 Oh, emotional mature.

01:28:36.000 Oh, emotional maturity.

01:28:38.000 Piper, you're 19.

01:28:40.000 What about it?

01:28:42.000 What do you know about guys being emotional mature about shit?

01:28:46.000 Anything.

01:28:47.000 I mean, I feel like when you're in a five-year relationship, you learn a lot.

01:28:52.000 The wrong nigga mentioned one.

01:28:53.000 You said five years, it was done in a drink.

01:28:56.000 So listen, I believe you want a guy with this leader, but you can't talk because you pick somebody that's not a leader.

01:29:02.000 So it's like, do you even know what that means?

01:29:05.000 No, she fucked 10 guys.

01:29:07.000 10?

01:29:08.000 You said five body count times two.

01:29:10.000 No, my body counts zero.

01:29:11.000 All right.

01:29:12.000 We did get baptized.

01:29:13.000 I literally just got baptized yesterday.

01:29:15.000 It is zero.

01:29:16.000 Thank you.

01:29:16.000 We took my dog, too.

01:29:18.000 Like, yo, you know what's crazy about myself?

01:29:18.000 Please don't.

01:29:21.000 And Nester, they've turned church into like a come as you go.

01:29:25.000 I'm here for a photo.

01:29:26.000 And then back to my church.

01:29:28.000 And it's like kind of like disgusting because that's not cool, bro.

01:29:31.000 Like, just say you're not Christian.

01:29:32.000 Just say you're not following the Lord.

01:29:34.000 Go through your shit.

01:29:35.000 But to go back, like, that's insane, bro.

01:29:37.000 Look at Nala.

01:29:38.000 I don't post every time I go to church.

01:29:41.000 I posted my baptism on my OF one time.

01:29:43.000 Oh, that's.

01:29:44.000 That's like, that's a new level.

01:29:50.000 Jack, you what?

01:29:51.000 No, you, you, you think, like, that's impressive, man.

01:29:56.000 And I cheated.

01:29:59.000 It did really well.

01:30:00.000 You think to yourself.

01:30:01.000 I actually got baptized too last year.

01:30:04.000 A lot of men of God subscribe to me, and they really liked that video.

01:30:08.000 Wait, wait, so let me get this straight.

01:30:09.000 Just ask you, Jack.

01:30:10.000 So you posted on OnlyFans as a tribute to say you're done.

01:30:14.000 You're still doing OnlyFans?

01:30:15.000 No, I didn't say I was done.

01:30:17.000 It was a tribute to become a virgin again.

01:30:19.000 Is this a bitch?

01:30:20.000 I posted it on my subscribers to the best.

01:30:23.000 She's weighted seriously, bro.

01:30:25.000 She has a course in her bio.

01:30:27.000 You have a course.

01:30:27.000 I do.

01:30:28.000 You have to teach girls how to become how to do LLF while still being a virgin and true to themselves.

01:30:35.000 Bro, you are not a virgin.

01:30:37.000 Get your passports, man.

01:30:38.000 Get your passports.

01:30:39.000 Piper.

01:30:39.000 Get ready to leave.

01:30:40.000 It sounds like you're trying to shoot our girl with the red port anyways.

01:30:44.000 Just in general.

01:30:45.000 Just be responsible.

01:30:46.000 I think she quit OF.

01:30:47.000 I do F.

01:30:48.000 I do OF and still.

01:30:50.000 Yo, Piper.

01:30:51.000 And your dad is proud of you.

01:30:52.000 Honestly, your dad is proud of you.

01:30:53.000 Like, really?

01:30:54.000 He's proud of me.

01:30:56.000 I think he's happy though.

01:30:58.000 He is a fresh.

01:31:01.000 I see you, yo.

01:31:02.000 Listen, I used to respect when someone said they're going to go to church, gonna get baptized.

01:31:08.000 They meant it.

01:31:08.000 Now, obviously, you're not perfect.

01:31:09.000 You're gonna backslide here and there, but you doing that is disgusting, actually.

01:31:13.000 Because that's like you're throwing it in the face.

01:31:13.000 Yeah.

01:31:15.000 Yeah, I'm doing this, but like, God, like, that's not cool.

01:31:18.000 Now, you know what, though?

01:31:21.000 In my opinion, the church thing.

01:31:24.000 I mean, it still sounds better than you.

01:31:28.000 Oh, no!

01:31:30.000 Cucks you, man!

01:31:33.000 Jack, get her, man!

01:31:33.000 Someone clipped the...

01:31:34.000 No, but I did go to a Christian school until eighth grade.

01:31:40.000 Two different ones.

01:31:41.000 Lower level ones.

01:31:44.000 Kind of sketchy now that I look back.

01:31:47.000 But at one of them, the principal was fucking the pastor's wife.

01:31:55.000 Did you ever see the Drew Skipper?

01:31:56.000 Wait, stop on campus.

01:31:58.000 And so that school basically shut down because that went, you know, everyone found out about that.

01:32:04.000 You know, and you're like seventh grade going, whoa, dude, Mr. Hicks did what?

01:32:08.000 And so then the next school I went to, the choir teacher was fucking all the students.

01:32:08.000 You know?

01:32:15.000 You gotta remember it was like middle school stuff.

01:32:17.000 So, but this was all Christian school shit.

01:32:19.000 So this all, now that I really think about it, kind of makes all the sense in the world.

01:32:23.000 It's all been there.

01:32:24.000 So it's kind of just like, it's just leveling up.

01:32:26.000 Bro, it just keeps leveling up.

01:32:28.000 I was going to go to a theologian school, theology school in Canada to learn to be a pastor, scripture.

01:32:35.000 And it's crazy because when I found out how the church operates, especially in America, I was like, wait a minute.

01:32:39.000 You're getting government funding to push an agenda and bring gays.

01:32:43.000 Not all of it's bad, but I'm just saying.

01:32:45.000 I know.

01:32:46.000 You could get away with a lot of shit.

01:32:48.000 But look at how it's funded and look at what's being pushed.

01:32:50.000 You have a woman preaching to the congregation.

01:32:53.000 You have a gay man saying, praise the Lord.

01:32:57.000 What are we doing?

01:32:58.000 And then to do this, like, get baptized and put in OnlyFans.

01:33:01.000 What is going on here?

01:33:02.000 I still think that's a bit, though.

01:33:04.000 You gotta be kidding.

01:33:05.000 It's so serious.

01:33:06.000 No way.

01:33:07.000 No, I'm actually known for that.

01:33:11.000 I'm not subscribing, so I will never find out if it's real.

01:33:14.000 No, for what?

01:33:14.000 Listen, listen.

01:33:15.000 We've been doing a lot of things.

01:33:16.000 For getting baptized and posting.

01:33:18.000 No, that's that's top-tier shit right there.

01:33:18.000 Despicable.

01:33:22.000 That's up top.

01:33:22.000 I'm just trying to show people that you can do OF and still like God as close to God.

01:33:27.000 But you can.

01:33:28.000 You can.

01:33:28.000 Well, apparently, people are.

01:33:29.000 That's my belief.

01:33:30.000 That's my belief.

01:33:31.000 What does God believe then?

01:33:31.000 Okay.

01:33:32.000 Yeah.

01:33:33.000 Forget it.

01:33:34.000 Forget.

01:33:34.000 What does God believe?

01:33:35.000 I think that he.

01:33:38.000 No, no, no.

01:33:39.000 Say what?

01:33:39.000 Sorry.

01:33:41.000 He believes in forgiveness.

01:33:43.000 Okay, but if you would like to say, that's nice.

01:33:44.000 Who are you to judge?

01:33:46.000 Does he believe in judging?

01:33:47.000 Did you read his Bible?

01:33:48.000 No, I just read that.

01:33:49.000 No, no.

01:33:49.000 Did you read his Bible?

01:33:50.000 Have I read the whole Bible?

01:33:52.000 No, that's fair.

01:33:52.000 No.

01:33:53.000 But like, do you know what he says about sin and actual repentance?

01:33:57.000 Do you know what he's saying?

01:33:58.000 Inform me.

01:33:59.000 You're doing it as an act of like, hey, buy my OnlyFans.

01:34:04.000 No.

01:34:05.000 You did on OnlyFans.

01:34:06.000 That's the only way you're doing it.

01:34:08.000 You did this before OF, too, though.

01:34:11.000 I just share everything with my subscribers, so it was nothing new.

01:34:15.000 Well, why don't you share it?

01:34:16.000 It's on your Instagram then.

01:34:17.000 I did.

01:34:17.000 It's on your OF.

01:34:18.000 It is on my Instagram.

01:34:20.000 It is on my Instagram.

01:34:22.000 Yo, girls post this as a merch signal.

01:34:25.000 Hey, look at me.

01:34:26.000 Would you post on your own?

01:34:27.000 You know, to be fair, I had a conversation with a subscriber last week.

01:34:32.000 No, but my subscriber last week, I told him he needs to stop.

01:34:37.000 He was going too far in the gooning.

01:34:39.000 And out of respect for him, I told him, like, I have to block you.

01:34:42.000 Like, you're just too much of a goon, or you actually need to go seek help.

01:34:46.000 Like, I'm so scared for you.

01:34:48.000 Does Goony mean not to do that?

01:34:49.000 Does Goomi mean whacking off?

01:34:51.000 It does.

01:34:52.000 He took a video of that key into a coffee and sent it to me and drank it.

01:34:56.000 Yo, yo, yo, you know what?

01:34:58.000 This is verified.

01:34:59.000 Okay, wait, I have to video.

01:35:01.000 That is disgusting.

01:35:02.000 I told him, yo, you know what?

01:35:03.000 My boyfriend.

01:35:05.000 For a commercial break, or from our sponsor, do we?

01:35:08.000 Are you a cap for a commercial break?

01:35:11.000 That was a lot.

01:35:12.000 That was not cool.

01:35:13.000 Yeah, that was so random.

01:35:14.000 That was random.

01:35:15.000 We don't want to know that.

01:35:17.000 TMI.

01:35:17.000 T-Right.

01:35:18.000 If the man gives and gives and gives all ear, let me ask the lady, what the F do y'all give the man?

01:35:25.000 You know, that's a good question, actually.

01:35:26.000 If your man gives you all year gifts and taking care of you, what does he get from you?

01:35:32.000 Whatever he wants.

01:35:34.000 Like what?

01:35:35.000 That's too generic.

01:35:35.000 No, no, no.

01:35:36.000 No, like, literally, like.

01:35:38.000 All right, so he wants a Lambo.

01:35:40.000 No, no, fuck that.

01:35:40.000 Like cologne.

01:35:41.000 I mean, if he's my man for a long time and I can afford a Lambo and he wants a Lambo, yeah, I'd give my man a Lambo.

01:35:48.000 200K.

01:35:49.000 Yeah, okay.

01:35:51.000 Please.

01:35:52.000 In my opinion, I don't think 200k is a lot of money, but that's my opinion.

01:35:56.000 How much you make a month?

01:35:58.000 I won't say the exact number or disclose.

01:36:00.000 Rough number.

01:36:01.000 Like 100K, 200K, 50K.

01:36:04.000 Above 50K.

01:36:05.000 That's what that's all I'll say.

01:36:07.000 Really?

01:36:08.000 That's impressive.

01:36:09.000 I'm 19 years old.

01:36:11.000 But that's like baptism.

01:36:12.000 That's like right there, though.

01:36:14.000 You're asking me your money.

01:36:17.000 This is chapter one.

01:36:18.000 It's mostly live streams, though.

01:36:19.000 Bro, she's gone, bro.

01:36:21.000 But that's also like we're talking like top months, like when I'm like live streaming every single day, 10 hours a day.

01:36:27.000 Like, oh, all right.

01:36:29.000 I mean, yeah, realistically long-term.

01:36:31.000 Yo, that's nuts.

01:36:32.000 That's the guy's salary for the year for five hours a day.

01:36:35.000 No, I mean, I get it.

01:36:36.000 I'm in the.

01:36:37.000 I just don't do it naked, but like I make it every time.

01:36:41.000 No, no, I'm saying it's.

01:36:43.000 I make more money when I do.

01:36:45.000 Yeah.

01:36:46.000 Hey, not bullshit each other.

01:36:48.000 Are you scamming?

01:36:49.000 What do you mean?

01:36:50.000 You scamming because if you're not showing to Tanelison, you're scamming.

01:36:54.000 No.

01:36:55.000 She just makes them late for you.

01:36:55.000 I'm not sure.

01:36:57.000 I do a lot of time.

01:36:58.000 She goes tomorrow.

01:37:00.000 I'm doing a lot of public stuff.

01:37:04.000 Long Kong, Jack.

01:37:05.000 My fans like that.

01:37:07.000 You know your shit.

01:37:09.000 We're in the entertainment industry, if you would.

01:37:13.000 So, like, I get it.

01:37:14.000 50K.

01:37:15.000 I'm just like, damn, 19?

01:37:17.000 That's a good one.

01:37:18.000 Yeah, you saw your soul, man.

01:37:19.000 Because you're 19.

01:37:20.000 You saw your soul, man.

01:37:21.000 Red hair fresh.

01:37:22.000 I'm not saying I want to settle down knowing that this all went on with the baptism and your dad should be a shame, bro.

01:37:28.000 Yeah, but you were so fucked up, right?

01:37:30.000 I mean, I'm no saint.

01:37:31.000 I've been with some women that have done some, you know, I guess this one stripper I knew for a while.

01:37:38.000 We were all friends, part of the group.

01:37:40.000 What's her name?

01:37:41.000 This guy locked it.

01:37:42.000 I'm not going to say all that.

01:37:43.000 But everybody in Long Beach around Cherry Park area knows this woman.

01:37:50.000 She was a skate hoe.

01:37:52.000 Stacy.

01:37:53.000 But she was a stripper and she got around town.

01:37:57.000 I'm guilty.

01:37:58.000 It was right there.

01:38:00.000 She was my neighbor.

01:38:01.000 I was like, I guess, you know.

01:38:03.000 But my point is, is like some dude actually locked her down.

01:38:07.000 Like a guy that actually stupid.

01:38:10.000 No, like owned a really big company.

01:38:12.000 Like, homie's balling.

01:38:13.000 Yeah.

01:38:14.000 You know, and good for her, but I remember being like, damn.

01:38:18.000 Yeah, that's rough, dude.

01:38:19.000 You know what I mean?

01:38:20.000 Like, they settled down.

01:38:21.000 They had kids and shit.

01:38:22.000 And I was like, good for her.

01:38:23.000 But I remember being like, dude, knowing what I know.

01:38:27.000 Like, knowing what I know.

01:38:27.000 Jack.

01:38:29.000 That's a reality.

01:38:30.000 Imagine that happens every single day.

01:38:32.000 He was a good looking guy, too.

01:38:32.000 That's right.

01:38:34.000 And it happens to some of the best because, again, if you're not aware of how women operate, how things are, or even, you know, one must pass.

01:38:41.000 You could be in that scenario.

01:38:42.000 Now, mind you, that's how many dudes, Paulie?

01:38:45.000 Who knows?

01:38:46.000 But that's someone's wife.

01:38:47.000 A lot of men.

01:38:48.000 Wow.

01:38:49.000 I mean, I'm no saint, you know.

01:38:50.000 Of course, but for women, it's different, though.

01:38:52.000 Wow.

01:38:53.000 So he's getting.

01:38:54.000 They're not doing it for free.

01:38:56.000 That's true.

01:38:57.000 They never really are.

01:38:58.000 90% of women are.

01:39:01.000 So you get paid?

01:39:03.000 No, I'm not a stripper.

01:39:05.000 I get paid.

01:39:05.000 No.

01:39:06.000 Yeah, but she's going to hit the tanker, though.

01:39:09.000 You might as well be a stripper.

01:39:10.000 She goes, I'll steal it if I got it.

01:39:13.000 I don't blame you, though.

01:39:14.000 I get it.

01:39:15.000 All right.

01:39:16.000 This is cooked, bro.

01:39:17.000 Yeah, this is not going well.

01:39:19.000 It's not going well at all.

01:39:20.000 What's the next one?

01:39:22.000 This is scary, bro, by the way.

01:39:22.000 Yeah.

01:39:25.000 Wait.

01:39:26.000 T-Wright says, WFNF, W, Jack, love your channel.

01:39:29.000 Sell me your Cadillac.

01:39:30.000 Okay.

01:39:31.000 That's called, that's going to be.

01:39:33.000 I can't even sell it.

01:39:35.000 Unless somebody was like, yeah, I'll give you 100 bands.

01:39:37.000 I'll take 100 bands.

01:39:38.000 I'll just go buy another one, you know?

01:39:40.000 But I don't think I can do that.

01:39:40.000 Yeah.

01:39:41.000 Sentimental?

01:39:42.000 It's just not worth it.

01:39:43.000 Like, I don't need the money.

01:39:44.000 Yeah.

01:39:45.000 I don't care.

01:39:46.000 Just like your car.

01:39:46.000 It's yours.

01:39:47.000 Yeah.

01:39:48.000 No, I mean, it's like they're hard to find.

01:39:52.000 It's a hard car to find.

01:39:55.000 It's not like you don't see it.

01:39:56.000 It's silver with the red leather and shit.

01:39:58.000 It's nice.

01:39:59.000 It's spec out, basically.

01:39:59.000 It's nice.

01:40:00.000 But I got it like six, seven years ago.

01:40:03.000 Six, seven?

01:40:04.000 For a good deal.

01:40:05.000 Okay, yeah, that joke.

01:40:05.000 Yeah, sick.

01:40:07.000 But I got it for a solid deal out in Kentucky.

01:40:09.000 Some old cat drove that bitch all the way back.

01:40:12.000 No tags from Kentucky.

01:40:14.000 Cops are passing by.

01:40:15.000 Nice car, dude.

01:40:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:40:17.000 That's funny.

01:40:18.000 I mean, I insured it, but risking the biscuit there.

01:40:20.000 Well, what was I going to do?

01:40:22.000 Like, ship it?

01:40:23.000 You know, I mean, at the time, it was kind of like hood-rich at the time.

01:40:26.000 You know, kind of like, oh, we on a budget on this one, you know.

01:40:29.000 Yeah.

01:40:30.000 Wait, who rich?

01:40:32.000 You know, like, you got 30 grand, 40 grand.

01:40:35.000 Wait, so, so, Jack, have you ever fucked a blacked car before?

01:40:40.000 Yeah.

01:40:40.000 A black chick?

01:40:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:40:42.000 Oh, you have?

01:40:43.000 Yeah.

01:40:44.000 I mean, I did.

01:40:45.000 Okay.

01:40:47.000 No, The whole like.

01:40:50.000 My dad.

01:40:51.000 Okay, you weren't here for earlier one.

01:40:53.000 I told a story how I started.

01:40:55.000 I started going with this with this Jamaican chick.

01:40:58.000 She's from here.

01:40:59.000 Oh, really?

01:41:00.000 Yeah, I'll say she's whitewashed, though.

01:41:02.000 Black chick.

01:41:03.000 Yeah, and she was cool.

01:41:03.000 Oh, nice.

01:41:05.000 Like, we meshed.

01:41:07.000 It just happened.

01:41:09.000 Yeah, they were the same color.

01:41:10.000 Okay, okay.

01:41:11.000 She was darker, maybe.

01:41:14.000 But I remember introducing her to my family.

01:41:17.000 And then that's when I found out like half my family is racist.

01:41:22.000 They had an intervention with me when she left.

01:41:24.000 What did your grandpa say?

01:41:25.000 Oh, my grandfather, dude.

01:41:27.000 He's like 92.

01:41:30.000 We're driving around.

01:41:31.000 He came down from Detroit.

01:41:33.000 We're driving through the taking him through the new house.

01:41:35.000 And he goes, is this a mixed community?

01:41:39.000 But I always say, I was like, but I've been with Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees.

01:41:47.000 I've been with like everything, except for Middle Eastern.

01:41:49.000 Around the world.

01:41:49.000 I've never done that.

01:41:50.000 All right, so Jack.

01:41:50.000 Yo, so real quick, Zenny raised the chat and rumble.

01:41:52.000 Shout out to you.

01:41:53.000 Mostly white girls, though.

01:41:54.000 Mostly white girls.

01:41:55.000 All right, so Jack, you're all.

01:41:56.000 I went black and I went back.

01:41:58.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:41:59.000 You're on body count.

01:42:02.000 Dumb.

01:42:02.000 Come on, Jack.

01:42:03.000 I'd have to count, but it's a good amount.

01:42:07.000 Hard to tell.

01:42:08.000 Over 50, under 100.

01:42:09.000 Something like that.

01:42:11.000 Can I ask a black?

01:42:12.000 Yeah, mine is like the same.

01:42:13.000 Yeah.

01:42:14.000 See?

01:42:17.000 Yo.

01:42:18.000 But you got to remember, I'm 36, and that was like for a guy to get to that level, you know, it's either a lot of years or you just gotta be.

01:42:28.000 I'm 37, yeah.

01:42:30.000 Some dudes are just pussyhounds, and they're like, their main mission in life is to just get the puss.

01:42:37.000 They're on the hunt.

01:42:38.000 I've always been like a relationship cat.

01:42:40.000 Yeah.

01:42:41.000 But there were some years where it was kind of just coming at me, dude.

01:42:44.000 It was just like a stream income.

01:42:46.000 No, it's just coming in.

01:42:49.000 But then there were years where it's like, you know, it's a little rough, you know?

01:42:52.000 Or like, I'll be with a chick for a couple years.

01:42:54.000 We have a drought.

01:42:54.000 Yeah.

01:42:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:42:56.000 Can I ask the black queen a question?

01:42:58.000 Of course.

01:42:59.000 Can you tell when a white guy's been with the black girl?

01:43:03.000 Like, can you feel like you have to?

01:43:05.000 Yeah, they make a lot of corny ass jokes.

01:43:10.000 They do.

01:43:11.000 Okay, but regardless.

01:43:11.000 Not you.

01:43:12.000 No, no, no.

01:43:13.000 I fucked up one time.

01:43:14.000 We were in the shower.

01:43:16.000 And she had on one of those shower cap things.

01:43:18.000 A bonnet?

01:43:19.000 Yeah, bonnet.

01:43:20.000 And I was joking with her.

01:43:21.000 She's like sudsing her back.

01:43:23.000 And I go, hey, you got one of those shower caps for me?

01:43:26.000 She got so pissed.

01:43:27.000 I was covered in soap.

01:43:28.000 She kicks me out.

01:43:29.000 And I'm out there, like, laughing.

01:43:31.000 But, like, I look back on, like, okay, maybe she's sensitive about her hair.

01:43:34.000 And then I didn't know she.

01:43:35.000 And then call me stupid, but I didn't know she was wearing a wig for like the first three months.

01:43:42.000 Yo, dude, I didn't know, dude.

01:43:45.000 It looks legit.

01:43:46.000 It looked fucking legit.

01:43:47.000 Some wigs, dude.

01:43:49.000 Dude, it looked like so legit.

01:43:51.000 I literally was like, you have a good wig, dude.

01:43:54.000 Like, that has a top college wig.

01:43:58.000 That's funny, bro.

01:43:58.000 I swear.

01:43:59.000 That's funny.

01:44:00.000 I didn't know that a lot of them wore wigs.

01:44:02.000 I had no clue.

01:44:03.000 So, Paris, for the chat, can you set up a little twirl to see your figure and everything?

01:44:10.000 It's a little invasive.

01:44:11.000 I mean, hey, I'm just caving.

01:44:13.000 Wait, is everybody going to do it?

01:44:14.000 No, you.

01:44:14.000 I won't know.

01:44:16.000 Why just me, though?

01:44:16.000 I can see this.

01:44:17.000 Oh, well, you know, you know.

01:44:18.000 Well, she's got cheetah.

01:44:19.000 You got the cheetah print on and stuff.

01:44:21.000 Black.

01:44:22.000 But why just me?

01:44:23.000 Why can't I have a woman?

01:44:24.000 Because all by the way, everybody twirl.

01:44:28.000 Well, you'll have to pay them to do it.

01:44:30.000 Yeah.

01:44:31.000 She goes, I mean, okay, smart perp.

01:44:35.000 Okay.

01:44:36.000 I look kind of bad right now.

01:44:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:44:39.000 Paris.

01:44:40.000 You look beautiful.

01:44:41.000 Can I pass on that?

01:44:42.000 No, no.

01:44:43.000 I mean, I mean, come on, Paris.

01:44:44.000 Come on, Paris.

01:44:45.000 Come on.

01:44:46.000 Paris, Paris.

01:44:46.000 Can I pass?

01:44:48.000 Paris, Paris.

01:44:50.000 Come on, Tar.

01:44:51.000 Yo, next, I think.

01:44:54.000 You don't have to.

01:44:54.000 Unless you want to.

01:44:56.000 I don't.

01:44:57.000 Bro, you got to.

01:44:57.000 Okay.

01:44:58.000 My god.

01:44:59.000 God damn.

01:45:00.000 What about you?

01:45:02.000 Me?

01:45:02.000 Yes.

01:45:03.000 Pipe.

01:45:04.000 Pipe purr.

01:45:05.000 Pie per.

01:45:06.000 Oh, Fresh.

01:45:07.000 I mean.

01:45:07.000 You think?

01:45:09.000 Where's the camera?

01:45:10.000 Just 360.

01:45:11.000 I don't know, guys.

01:45:12.000 It's little baby girl.

01:45:14.000 Let me see you dance.

01:45:15.000 Let me see you Toro.

01:45:18.000 Unreal.

01:45:19.000 All right.

01:45:20.000 Guys, remember she's 19 years old.

01:45:22.000 Yeah, you are.

01:45:22.000 This is insane.

01:45:24.000 I like me.

01:45:25.000 They call that the holy trinity.

01:45:27.000 Yeah, I'm sorry, man.

01:45:28.000 I've been in the data game for a while, and I honestly need 21 or above.

01:45:32.000 I really, the mentality for me is just not working.

01:45:35.000 Dude, I went on a date with a 21-year-old when I was like 30, and I just was like.

01:45:39.000 Never again.

01:45:40.000 No, it wasn't anything.

01:45:41.000 It was like sweet girl and everything.

01:45:44.000 She was cute, but I was just kind of like, man.

01:45:46.000 Yeah, stupid.

01:45:46.000 I felt off.

01:45:47.000 I felt like I was like...

01:45:48.000 Did you hit, though?

01:45:49.000 No, I didn't.

01:45:49.000 No.

01:45:50.000 I felt wrong.

01:45:51.000 It felt wrong.

01:45:53.000 Yeah, there's a certain level of like mindset.

01:45:55.000 It didn't feel right.

01:45:56.000 It didn't feel right.

01:45:58.000 If you ever date a young girl like that, I just said I'm gonna be.

01:45:58.000 Yeah, man.

01:46:02.000 You wouldn't understand what we're saying because I'm telling you, bro.

01:46:05.000 It's not, it's not.

01:46:06.000 It's not what you think it is, fellas.

01:46:08.000 You gotta go through it and understand what I'm saying, but it's definitely different.

01:46:11.000 You gotta have sex with a lot of people.

01:46:12.000 Yeah, you wouldn't understand until you go through it.

01:46:14.000 Actually, and date a lot of women.

01:46:17.000 My dad used to be married to a young woman.

01:46:21.000 Like he was 20 years.

01:46:23.000 50.

01:46:24.000 And she was 23.

01:46:26.000 All right.

01:46:28.000 Well, I mean, that's not bad, but I'm just saying like under 20 is kind of like, unless you're in a different country, like foreign country, I think that's understandable.

01:46:37.000 But here in America.

01:46:39.000 19 years old.

01:46:40.000 I don't think so.

01:46:40.000 19.

01:46:41.000 Bro, it's.

01:46:44.000 He gave her an airplane.

01:46:46.000 What?

01:46:47.000 Well, if you get that.

01:46:47.000 Yeah.

01:46:48.000 Where was this with the yacht?

01:46:49.000 It was like a $100,000 airplane.

01:46:53.000 What?

01:46:54.000 Who's your daughter?

01:46:55.000 Yeah.

01:46:56.000 My dad's name's Michael.

01:46:58.000 Is he single?

01:47:00.000 Yeah, he's single.

01:47:04.000 But he likes Latina women.

01:47:06.000 Some people tell me I look Latino, but I don't think I do.

01:47:06.000 Yeah, you're not.

01:47:09.000 Like black.

01:47:10.000 You look Latina?

01:47:11.000 That's literally that's what I'm saying.

01:47:12.000 I can see like maybe like a Guatemalan.

01:47:15.000 I can see the Argentina.

01:47:16.000 It's maybe a Guatemalan type deal.

01:47:18.000 I think he's Argentina.

01:47:19.000 Yeah.

01:47:20.000 Argentinian.

01:47:21.000 Yeah, something like that.

01:47:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:47:23.000 Anyway.

01:47:24.000 I can see that.

01:47:25.000 What's the next one?

01:47:26.000 T-Right says something you can't say on YouTube.

01:47:28.000 Cool.

01:47:31.000 Also, anything in Airtable or not?

01:47:31.000 That's it.

01:47:33.000 Not right now.

01:47:34.000 Cool.

01:47:35.000 All right, we'll go to Rumble.

01:47:36.000 I'll switch over right now because I want to ask you something, Piper, because I just think you have so much potential, but you're blowing it like because, I mean, look, I'm all for change.

01:47:48.000 Women that want to change themselves and become better, which is hard to ever happen to me.

01:47:51.000 Don't stop by in the back.

01:47:52.000 There's a cycle of like going to OnlyFans or doing peace up stuff.

01:47:57.000 And then, you know what?

01:47:58.000 I'm going to go to church and change my mindset and change my life around.

01:48:01.000 But then you still do the same thing because it's a cop-out.

01:48:03.000 I'm not trying to change my life around.

01:48:05.000 So why even go get baptized?

01:48:07.000 And become a virgin so that I can be a virgin before.

01:48:11.000 Fresh said, and you know, so it's a chat, you know, AI says that's that's not a thing, though.

01:48:17.000 It's like cleansing everything.

01:48:20.000 But that's TDs.

01:48:22.000 No, that's not how STDs work.

01:48:24.000 It's not spiritual.

01:48:25.000 That's it does.

01:48:26.000 Oh, yo.

01:48:28.000 Oh, spiritual.

01:48:30.000 Spiritual.

01:48:31.000 I'm not saying I have them, but like, it's worked for my friends that.

01:48:36.000 Who told you that?

01:48:36.000 No.

01:48:37.000 You get baptized, you clear your hands.

01:48:38.000 No, the priest.

01:48:39.000 He's like hitting on her.

01:48:40.000 He's like, we're the skip new priest with the head tattoos.

01:48:44.000 You just get baptized, baby.

01:48:45.000 All this would go away.

01:48:46.000 Literally.

01:48:47.000 You guys want to see it?

01:48:47.000 Yeah.

01:48:48.000 No, no.

01:48:49.000 I'm like, deadass.

01:48:50.000 Who told you that?

01:48:51.000 A good friend of mine.

01:48:52.000 Her pastor.

01:48:54.000 So he told you, you get baptized, you click because you're talking about all the Christian jokes.

01:48:59.000 What's her name?

01:49:00.000 I don't know if she'd want me to say her name on here.

01:49:02.000 Does she do OnlyFans?

01:49:04.000 No.

01:49:04.000 What does she do?

01:49:06.000 She's an accountant.

01:49:08.000 An actual accountant.

01:49:09.000 Did she do your discourse?

01:49:10.000 Wait a minute.

01:49:12.000 So you let an accountant tell you about what God wants you to do with your life.

01:49:17.000 It's not what God may want me to do.

01:49:19.000 It's what I want.

01:49:20.000 Surprisingly.

01:49:21.000 I want to feel fresh and reset.

01:49:23.000 Fresh.

01:49:24.000 Did you grow up in church?

01:49:24.000 So that's what I feel.

01:49:26.000 I like being a virgin.

01:49:27.000 Did you grow up in church?

01:49:28.000 Yeah.

01:49:29.000 Jack, you grew up in church.

01:49:31.000 No, I went to Christian school, but I didn't go to church every Sunday.

01:49:35.000 You guys peeped how hoes be hiding behind that Bible.

01:49:38.000 Yeah, literally.

01:49:39.000 Right.

01:49:40.000 After they do their hoe phase, right?

01:49:43.000 They won't.

01:49:43.000 Well, I mean, why do they think Christianity?

01:49:44.000 Why do you think people got married at 17 back in the 60s?

01:49:49.000 They were trying to hump, man.

01:49:50.000 Yeah.

01:49:51.000 They're trying to hump.

01:49:52.000 They're trying to do right.

01:49:53.000 Premarital sex was a sin.

01:49:55.000 Yeah.

01:49:55.000 So people were rushing to have sex.

01:49:57.000 Yeah, man.

01:49:57.000 But then there's just saying there's some hoes that be hoeing out here and then hide behind the Bible.

01:50:03.000 You know what I mean?

01:50:04.000 Jesus got stoned too, man.

01:50:05.000 And Jesus, yeah.

01:50:06.000 Jesus would end up proof.

01:50:08.000 And you gave her the best advice that her dad should have gave her.

01:50:13.000 Last year.

01:50:13.000 You said it.

01:50:14.000 But you said it for me.

01:50:15.000 You know the worst part?

01:50:16.000 Okay.

01:50:17.000 He finished my word.

01:50:18.000 Yeah.

01:50:18.000 I'm all for like you do what you want to do.

01:50:21.000 Just don't involve God with that shit.

01:50:22.000 Like, do what you want to do.

01:50:24.000 God is involved in everything.

01:50:25.000 God is always watching.

01:50:26.000 He's already.

01:50:26.000 No, no, no.

01:50:27.000 But what I'm saying is, like, there's no money.

01:50:29.000 I'm not going to put a mosque and then say, oh, I'm Muslim and then go kill somebody.

01:50:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:50:33.000 That's not cool.

01:50:34.000 So you doing that is fucked up because you're saying, oh, yeah, I'm a Christian, basically, but you're not.

01:50:38.000 You're baptized.

01:50:39.000 You're not fresh.

01:50:40.000 And it's like, what's the angle here?

01:50:42.000 Because it's not funny.

01:50:42.000 It's not even cool.

01:50:44.000 Am I laughing?

01:50:45.000 Yeah, you want to laugh.

01:50:45.000 Yeah, you were laughing earlier.

01:50:46.000 Yeah.

01:50:48.000 It was like a light shot.

01:50:51.000 I got baptized.

01:50:52.000 Like, I'm not likely, though.

01:50:55.000 Dude, that's demonic, bro.

01:50:56.000 That's funny.

01:50:57.000 It's just water.

01:50:57.000 That's demonic, bro.

01:50:59.000 It really is just water.

01:51:00.000 If it makes me feel better, what's the problem?

01:51:02.000 Like, if it makes me feel better.

01:51:03.000 I mean, but it's cold.

01:51:05.000 I don't have a problem with it.

01:51:05.000 I just sing straight.

01:51:06.000 It's not hurting anyone.

01:51:07.000 Yo, you're a little demon, bro.

01:51:08.000 That's fucked up.

01:51:10.000 Demon is crazy.

01:51:11.000 I'm a very pure soul.

01:51:12.000 I'm very kind and giving and like.

01:51:15.000 And you're smiling when you said kind of.

01:51:17.000 I'm not talking about how I'm a good church.

01:51:18.000 You don't believe that shit, man.

01:51:20.000 It's causing you to be aware of what's going on.

01:51:20.000 You went to a church.

01:51:21.000 It's called do Christian life.

01:51:23.000 Oh, shut up.

01:51:24.000 Didn't the church get baptized?

01:51:26.000 Like, it's funny.

01:51:27.000 It's not funny.

01:51:27.000 Plus, the OnlyFans.

01:51:28.000 That's not cool.

01:51:29.000 It's not trying to be cool.

01:51:31.000 Like, what?

01:51:33.000 I think it's groundbreaking.

01:51:35.000 That's for sure.

01:51:36.000 That's like.

01:51:37.000 Yo, I promise you, bro.

01:51:38.000 This got to be the end of the world, bro.

01:51:39.000 That's beyond the East.

01:51:40.000 It's got to be end of the world.

01:51:42.000 I think it's kind of.

01:51:43.000 We're not Rumble?

01:51:44.000 No.

01:51:45.000 Hey, come on over.

01:51:47.000 What, what?

01:51:48.000 Yeah, guys, let's go over to Rumble, man, because this is like...

01:51:50.000 Yeah, we're getting a little far.

01:51:52.000 Yeah.

01:51:53.000 We're going way already.

01:51:55.000 We're going way south of Chinatown, man.

01:51:58.000 I don't know what that means.

01:51:59.000 Yeah, we are.

01:52:00.000 All right.

01:52:01.000 Let's know when we're all the way over.

01:52:03.000 But be honest, though, you honestly believe that that's cool, though.

01:52:07.000 What about it?

01:52:08.000 It's cool.

01:52:10.000 That's just what I do.

01:52:11.000 Like, my belief.

01:52:14.000 It doesn't have to be for everyone.

01:52:16.000 But your belief is wrong, though.

01:52:17.000 I thought I heard it all.

01:52:18.000 That's your opinion.

01:52:19.000 No, it's just.

01:52:20.000 I'm not going to argue with your opinion.

01:52:21.000 But it's the facts, though.

01:52:22.000 No, so you got to tell your parents not to watch this shit.

01:52:24.000 That's your opinion.

01:52:25.000 That's true.

01:52:25.000 Yeah.

01:52:26.000 It's not my opinion.

01:52:27.000 Maybe send him a text message.

01:52:28.000 I do what I do.

01:52:29.000 She don't care, bro.

01:52:30.000 I know she don't care about that.

01:52:31.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:52:32.000 But the point is, you can be wrong.

01:52:33.000 You can't do what I want.

01:52:34.000 And be wrong in your bullshit and then spread that shit.

01:52:38.000 And it's not cool.

01:52:39.000 You said do what with it?

01:52:41.000 You can be wrong and think it's cool, but it's not.

01:52:43.000 And my problem is that, like, I don't want other people think it's cool to do that because it's not cool.

01:52:47.000 Like, you're doing that as, like, oh, it's funny, whatever.

01:52:50.000 It's not funny.

01:52:51.000 I mean, I'm not posting it with laughing emojis.

01:52:53.000 Like, it's not funny.

01:52:55.000 But you're making a mockery of the church.

01:52:56.000 Not trying to make a mockery of it.

01:53:00.000 You did.

01:53:01.000 That's your opinion.

01:53:04.000 That's your opinion.

01:53:05.000 You know what I mean?

01:53:06.000 Okay.

01:53:07.000 Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.

01:53:09.000 Okay.

01:53:10.000 We're going to.

01:53:11.000 Yeah.

01:53:13.000 Am I wrong here?

01:53:14.000 I just feel like that was really disgusting.

01:53:16.000 I think it's definitely next level shit.

01:53:18.000 That's for sure.

01:53:19.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:53:19.000 No, Can't really.

01:53:23.000 All right.

01:53:23.000 Chase the man.

01:53:25.000 What do you call Lesbian on fire and LGBT barbecue?

01:53:29.000 LGBT barbecue.

01:53:30.000 Why did the condom fly across the room?

01:53:33.000 Because it was pissed off.

01:53:34.000 Ah, that's good.

01:53:36.000 How do you start shooting an all-black school called the Cops?

01:53:41.000 What the fuck?

01:53:43.000 Yo, Chase, you're funny as hell, bro.

01:53:45.000 That just went from the battle.

01:53:47.000 We're on Rumble now.

01:53:48.000 Yes.

01:53:49.000 You can say whatever you want.

01:53:50.000 We can shit.

01:53:51.000 Fuck.

01:53:52.000 Can you say whatever you want?

01:53:53.000 Yeah, they are going to say it.

01:53:54.000 Whoa.

01:53:54.000 Yo, Chris.

01:53:55.000 Seriously.

01:53:56.000 I'm a federal.

01:53:57.000 Rumble?

01:53:59.000 I mean, come on.

01:54:00.000 That's right.

01:54:00.000 I'm just going to.

01:54:01.000 I'm black, man.

01:54:02.000 You can turn off the voice now.

01:54:03.000 Because we're on Rumble.

01:54:05.000 Yeah, just speak your mind.

01:54:06.000 She's not kidding.

01:54:07.000 They're both not joking.

01:54:09.000 Okay, now that we can say these words, my brother's Jewish, but I'm Christian.

01:54:14.000 Okay.

01:54:16.000 Were you raised?

01:54:17.000 Which one did you grow up on?

01:54:19.000 What does it do anything?

01:54:20.000 We're talking about religion.

01:54:22.000 Okay.

01:54:23.000 Yum.

01:54:24.000 Why is that important?

01:54:26.000 My family has different religions.

01:54:30.000 And my brother is making a movie about how he's Jewish.

01:54:35.000 And does he need any extras?

01:54:37.000 I don't know.

01:54:39.000 Disney characters.

01:54:40.000 It's with smoke perp.

01:54:42.000 Mickey and Mousehole.

01:54:43.000 Wait, he's making a smoke perp in the movie.

01:54:45.000 Come on.

01:54:46.000 He's making a Jewish movie?

01:54:47.000 With smoke perp.

01:54:49.000 About what?

01:54:50.000 What?

01:54:50.000 What's being Jewish?

01:54:52.000 All right, dude.

01:54:52.000 Yo, No, this is next level, man.

01:54:59.000 Yo, Jack.

01:55:00.000 I don't get this, bro.

01:55:00.000 I'm having a hard time buying a lot of this.

01:55:03.000 Yeah, you can look it up.

01:55:05.000 I can understand it.

01:55:09.000 Go to the baptism with this Jewish rapper thing.

01:55:14.000 It's a lot, man.

01:55:14.000 Yeah, it's a lot going on.

01:55:15.000 My brother also made a song with Loan.

01:55:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:55:19.000 What's her name?

01:55:19.000 So, yo, what's song?

01:55:22.000 My other brother made a song with Polo G. What?

01:55:25.000 It's a song.

01:55:26.000 Can you name it?

01:55:27.000 Watching me by DCS Major and Location with Loan.

01:55:36.000 Are you like serious right now?

01:55:37.000 Yeah.

01:55:39.000 There's a lot of people.

01:55:40.000 There's a lot to unpack in this.

01:55:41.000 I'm serious.

01:55:43.000 You can look it up.

01:55:44.000 I mean, that's great and all, but, like, why do we care?

01:55:49.000 I'm just like bringing stuff up now that we're on Rumble because I couldn't say we're Jewish.

01:55:56.000 I'll be like, okay.

01:55:57.000 Can we really say what we want?

01:55:59.000 Yes.

01:55:59.000 Yeah, go ahead.

01:56:00.000 Just wondering.

01:56:01.000 I'll save it for later.

01:56:02.000 All right, cool.

01:56:03.000 All right, we got some more chats here.

01:56:04.000 Yeah, I promise you, this is like a joke.

01:56:07.000 Because there's no way that.

01:56:08.000 Okay, whatever.

01:56:11.000 Are y'all normally this slow talking normally?

01:56:14.000 Last time you were on, but like, this is like a musician.

01:56:16.000 You should be like, like, her.

01:56:19.000 You sit on her for her.

01:56:20.000 These two, like, been like the same long con.

01:56:25.000 Wait, so does this really transfer when you go on something like this?

01:56:29.000 Does this really help your business out?

01:56:33.000 No.

01:56:33.000 No?

01:56:34.000 No, I did it for fun.

01:56:36.000 I did it.

01:56:37.000 No, I was just wondering.

01:56:38.000 I did this for fun because I know the audience loves me.

01:56:41.000 I was just wondering.

01:56:43.000 I don't know.

01:56:44.000 My old OnlyFans name was Barracks Bunny.

01:56:48.000 Wait, the Army?

01:56:50.000 Yeah.

01:56:51.000 Yo, I promise you, Jack, some of them do benefit because some guys are still simps of the cool only fans.

01:56:56.000 But a majority of them just with I do have like a handful of people from here understanding.

01:57:03.000 I promise you, guys.

01:57:04.000 Why not just like the strip club?

01:57:06.000 I don't get it.

01:57:06.000 You know what I mean?

01:57:07.000 You don't want to touch people, bro.

01:57:09.000 No, no, not you.

01:57:10.000 I'm saying you.

01:57:15.000 Don't laugh, Nestor.

01:57:16.000 I'm saying or maybe it's cheaper because you can't really go to a strip club just like, here's 20 bucks.

01:57:23.000 Like, it's kind of you gotta be, you gotta be ready to throw at least minimum 200 bucks.

01:57:28.000 That's gonna last you barely anytime.

01:57:30.000 Yeah, so you kind of gotta be that kind of makes sense.

01:57:34.000 I guess it's like the barrier to entry was like $7.99.

01:57:38.000 It's like it's actually free for Valentine's Day because I love you guys and I'm gonna be alone.

01:57:44.000 And I know most of you guys are gonna be alone too because you're watching this.

01:57:49.000 So it's free.

01:57:50.000 You can find it on my Twitter.

01:57:52.000 It's not on my Instagram.

01:57:53.000 Nope, Nina, Valentine's Day.

01:57:55.000 Stop, we're gonna move forward.

01:57:58.000 What is the next one?

01:57:59.000 Collab coming for ourselves.

01:58:01.000 That's why I've heard some shit.

01:58:03.000 All right, we got Army Jewel Sergeant says, Fresh.

01:58:05.000 Remember the girl left of Myron's seat?

01:58:08.000 Faking her reason for being kicked from the military.

01:58:10.000 I remember girl on the right, you aren't a born of again virgin.

01:58:14.000 You can repent for it, but you will never be a virgin again.

01:58:17.000 Fake Christian.

01:58:18.000 They're all 304s.

01:58:19.000 We are cooked.

01:58:20.000 I agree with you, my friend.

01:58:21.000 Army Drill Sergeant.

01:58:22.000 Yeah, remember she was Sam who was discharged honorably.

01:58:25.000 Oh, you were?

01:58:26.000 With her?

01:58:26.000 Yeah.

01:58:27.000 Fake tip.

01:58:27.000 Army Jewel Sergeant.

01:58:28.000 It was General Under Honorable.

01:58:30.000 Under Honorable, yeah.

01:58:31.000 Oh, honorable.

01:58:32.000 Under Honorable.

01:58:33.000 Yeah, that's there.

01:58:34.000 That's the worst.

01:58:35.000 I watched that part.

01:58:36.000 Oh, okay.

01:58:37.000 That was that was you said for vaping, right?

01:58:39.000 Yeah.

01:58:40.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:58:41.000 She vaped.

01:58:42.000 Some guy in chat called your bluff, though.

01:58:45.000 So, I mean, I don't know, but I mean, like, there was a couple other stuff, too, that I didn't.

01:58:49.000 Of course.

01:58:50.000 Well, you didn't say that.

01:58:51.000 Like, blowjobs, probably.

01:58:53.000 No, what the heck?

01:58:54.000 I never even did anything with that.

01:58:56.000 You're a bad liar, bro.

01:58:57.000 Are you smiling?

01:58:58.000 You actually swear.

01:59:00.000 Fucking person.

01:59:02.000 I actually went to church every Sunday when I was in the army.

01:59:06.000 Like, I actually got baptized when I was in the army.

01:59:12.000 I'm serious.

01:59:13.000 Yo, Jack.

01:59:15.000 Yo, Jack.

01:59:16.000 I'm serious.

01:59:17.000 Yo, Jack, man.

01:59:18.000 You're not buying any of this.

01:59:19.000 You can literally ask people that I was in basic training with, like, they all watched me.

01:59:25.000 What was their like, I'm not disagree with Nestor on this girl's voice at this point.

01:59:29.000 My Azbab score.

01:59:31.000 It was a 50.

01:59:32.000 A 50 out of 140.

01:59:34.000 Yo, and Jack, it's only four girls.

01:59:36.000 Yeah, imagine.

01:59:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:59:37.000 Wait, what is the score?

01:59:38.000 I genuinely don't know.

01:59:39.000 I don't know.

01:59:40.000 What is the AzVab score out of?

01:59:42.000 I wasn't.

01:59:43.000 What is the ASVAB score out of?

01:59:45.000 As Vab score?

01:59:48.000 What the fuck is that?

01:59:49.000 What?

01:59:50.000 I don't know what that has to do with anything.

01:59:51.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:59:52.000 I mean, I don't know what that is.

01:59:54.000 I've heard of it, but I don't know what it's for.

01:59:56.000 Yo, you can't make this shit up, bro.

01:59:58.000 Like, I went to do my SATs.

01:59:59.000 I looked at it.

02:00:00.000 The ASVAB score was high enough to be a medical.

02:00:03.000 Oh, please don't.

02:00:05.000 That's what that's for.

02:00:06.000 Please don't.

02:00:06.000 There you go.

02:00:08.000 That's the MCATS.

02:00:10.000 Guys, imagine you're in dire need of help.

02:00:12.000 What the fuck is that?

02:00:15.000 Do you need help?

02:00:16.000 Are you dying?

02:00:17.000 Shut the fuck up.

02:00:19.000 Are you dying?

02:00:20.000 Oh, you want some water?

02:00:23.000 You're dead.

02:00:23.000 I know.

02:00:24.000 You're dead.

02:00:26.000 You are gone, bro.

02:00:27.000 You're gone.

02:00:28.000 How's your heart?

02:00:30.000 Oh, you're bleeding out.

02:00:32.000 I feel like she would give me like the best hug, though.

02:00:34.000 Yeah, she would have to do it.

02:00:35.000 I give the best CPR mouth to mouth.

02:00:38.000 Oh, yeah.

02:00:38.000 Oh, my God.

02:00:41.000 All right, man.

02:00:42.000 We're going to put them in this word.

02:00:44.000 Yo, this is insane, bro.

02:00:45.000 All right.

02:00:46.000 All right, what's the next one?

02:00:47.000 Yeah, I promise you that twin turbo sauce.

02:00:50.000 This red-haired demon is going straight to hell.

02:00:53.000 All right.

02:00:54.000 I agree with you, bro.

02:00:55.000 Doing devil's work by putting God's faucet, shake my damn head.

02:01:00.000 Listen, I'm going to say it myself.

02:01:02.000 I can admit that I have been doing some degenerate stuff and I will repent at the right time, God willing, very soon, and change my ways.

02:01:09.000 But I will never say, I'm a Protestant Christian going to church.

02:01:14.000 That'll be a lie.

02:01:15.000 So to say that with the actions, bro, you're wilding.

02:01:18.000 Because at least I'm being honest, you're just playing a part.

02:01:22.000 What do you mean?

02:01:23.000 See, that's the issue.

02:01:24.000 That's a copy.

02:01:25.000 You don't even know.

02:01:26.000 Yeah.

02:01:27.000 You're a byproduct of today's society.

02:01:30.000 I think that you guys have twin turbo sauce.

02:01:37.000 Don't get to decide who goes to hell.

02:01:39.000 I think that if you think you do, then you're delusional because there's only one judge, and that's God.

02:01:46.000 So and he also forgives, like, there's worse things going on in the world than me getting baptized.

02:01:53.000 I promise you guys.

02:01:54.000 Yeah, there's people getting stabbed on transit.

02:01:57.000 Like, there's literally people dying in different countries.

02:02:03.000 That doesn't take away from what you're doing.

02:02:04.000 Children, don't chance.

02:02:07.000 Because you're being judged one-on-one basis by yourself.

02:02:10.000 That doesn't include other people's sins.

02:02:11.000 So you're not being judged by the world and what's happening.

02:02:13.000 It's what you do one-on-one with God.

02:02:15.000 So that's between you and him, of course.

02:02:16.000 But I'm just saying that's messed up.

02:02:18.000 Well, even if you did murder somebody, keep it between me and baptism.

02:02:21.000 You're good.

02:02:22.000 I heard.

02:02:23.000 Yeah.

02:02:23.000 No, you, you, I think it's like therapy, actually.

02:02:27.000 Yeah, murdering people.

02:02:28.000 It's so therapeutic.

02:02:29.000 Yeah.

02:02:30.000 I just went too deep.

02:02:31.000 I apologize.

02:02:32.000 Like, did you not feel like did you not feel at peace yesterday?

02:02:36.000 Like, yo, I didn't even see the chat going.

02:02:39.000 The chat is down, bro.

02:02:40.000 That's crazy.

02:02:41.000 Bro, like, chat is look.

02:02:42.000 Don't read it.

02:02:43.000 It's non-stop, bro.

02:02:44.000 It's non-stop.

02:02:46.000 Don't rate them.

02:02:47.000 Master Roshi says, girls' life tests.

02:02:49.000 If you can touch your elbows together, you will pass.

02:02:52.000 Okay, so they want to touch your elbows together.

02:02:54.000 They're trying to see our boots go.

02:02:56.000 Come on.

02:02:56.000 No way.

02:02:57.000 Stop the cap.

02:02:59.000 I mean, yeah, probably, yeah.

02:03:02.000 That's next level shit.

02:03:03.000 I got it.

02:03:04.000 You can't even see.

02:03:05.000 So, jokes like that.

02:03:06.000 Jeez, it's already one in the morning.

02:03:08.000 Yeah, we're going to close her up pretty soon here.

02:03:10.000 I got an hour and a half drive ahead of me.

02:03:12.000 Any more chats here, guys?

02:03:15.000 All right, we're going to do one more chat and then last thoughts.

02:03:18.000 You get questions over here, real quick.

02:03:20.000 Listen, I'm all for people's freedom.

02:03:22.000 Do what you want.

02:03:24.000 But when you involve God and shit like that, I don't really appreciate it.

02:03:26.000 Don't play with God.

02:03:27.000 Yeah, not at all.

02:03:29.000 All right, cool.

02:03:30.000 So we'll do last thoughts and we'll do the questions here.

02:03:33.000 Joshua says, Bible says, keep your distance.

02:03:36.000 Run away from sexual, sexually immoral women.

02:03:39.000 Guys, I've done my share wrong there.

02:03:41.000 I'll open that.

02:03:42.000 Plus, it also says in the Bible, if you love Jesus, obey his commands, libnf.

02:03:46.000 Yeah, man.

02:03:49.000 That's that's bad, man.

02:03:51.000 That's really bad.

02:03:52.000 I did that too.

02:03:53.000 All right.

02:03:54.000 Questions, guys?

02:03:55.000 We need the questions.

02:03:57.000 No?

02:03:58.000 I just want to thank everyone for a riveting evening.

02:04:00.000 Yeah, it's definitely been a long one.

02:04:03.000 I had a good birthday because of you guys.

02:04:05.000 I had a great time.

02:04:06.000 So we'll start here.

02:04:06.000 Thoughts on the show?

02:04:07.000 That was phenomenal, by the way.

02:04:08.000 Yeah.

02:04:09.000 And just tremendous.

02:04:12.000 Thoughts on the show?

02:04:12.000 Hate it.

02:04:13.000 Love it.

02:04:13.000 It was good.

02:04:14.000 What'd you learn?

02:04:21.000 I learned a lot.

02:04:24.000 Don't mess with God.

02:04:26.000 All right, next.

02:04:27.000 All right.

02:04:27.000 Okay.

02:04:28.000 All right.

02:04:29.000 All right, patties.

02:04:30.000 I liked it.

02:04:31.000 I mean, it was pretty cool.

02:04:33.000 I had fun.

02:04:33.000 Y'all are really entertaining.

02:04:36.000 Are you quiet?

02:04:37.000 Today was chill.

02:04:38.000 It's pretty cool.

02:04:39.000 What about you, Pink?

02:04:41.000 I only came today because I thought mine was going to be here and he's not.

02:04:45.000 Why?

02:04:46.000 Yo, never know.

02:04:49.000 Why is he back in the morning?

02:04:50.000 Um, but at least Piper's here.

02:04:53.000 Yeah.

02:04:54.000 It's my girl.

02:04:55.000 Good show.

02:04:56.000 I came.

02:04:56.000 Happy Valentine's Day, guys.

02:04:58.000 After this, I'm going to be online all night.

02:05:01.000 All night.

02:05:02.000 I'm drinking an energy drink, guys.

02:05:04.000 You just have the energy.

02:05:04.000 Nobody cares.

02:05:05.000 And I'm popping it.

02:05:06.000 Nobody really cares.

02:05:07.000 Yo, Jack, they don't do shit all day.

02:05:09.000 I'm doing a gallon.

02:05:10.000 I used to be 20.

02:05:13.000 Jeffrey, bro.

02:05:14.000 I'm quite tired.

02:05:14.000 He's girls.

02:05:15.000 He well-derived.

02:05:15.000 I just forget.

02:05:16.000 Who?

02:05:18.000 I'm quite tired.

02:05:19.000 Yeah, I'm excited.

02:05:20.000 I did a lot today, actually.

02:05:22.000 I'm sure you did.

02:05:24.000 I just got back from the Bahamas today.

02:05:28.000 Oh, my God.

02:05:29.000 I washed a card today.

02:05:31.000 What?

02:05:32.000 I washed a card today.

02:05:34.000 It's good.

02:05:35.000 You're so talented.

02:05:37.000 I don't know.

02:05:38.000 That was definitely an L.

02:05:40.000 But Jack, where can I find you, bro?

02:05:42.000 Jack Morgan on YouTube and all the everywhere, basically.

02:05:47.000 Except, I mean, I'm considering OF at this point.

02:05:51.000 Bro, collab?

02:05:52.000 Hey.

02:05:53.000 No.

02:05:54.000 I'll get myself a little bit of a bad one.

02:05:55.000 You should be like that weird uncle.

02:05:58.000 I think I could be.

02:05:59.000 I think I'd be a really good weird uncle.

02:06:00.000 You should be like a pit.

02:06:02.000 Yeah, like the cool.

02:06:03.000 Like, I think I'm a cool uncle, but she's a delivering.

02:06:08.000 Yeah, like a pizza-delivering pool man who does baptisms.

02:06:13.000 Yeah, you get where I'm going.

02:06:14.000 That's what.

02:06:16.000 You see what I'm saying?

02:06:18.000 We're going to pray for the girl here.

02:06:21.000 Thank you.

02:06:22.000 We could, should we?

02:06:23.000 No, no, no.

02:06:24.000 No, right now.

02:06:24.000 Oh, so you don't really mean that.

02:06:26.000 Holy prayer, Christian.

02:06:29.000 I can't even help for her because she needs help.

02:06:30.000 Actually, it does say to pray by the Bible.

02:06:34.000 That's actually a scripture.

02:06:36.000 So we're going to move forward.

02:06:38.000 We'll pray.

02:06:39.000 We'll actually pray.

02:06:40.000 I'm not just making that up.

02:06:40.000 That's real.

02:06:42.000 Well, you don't mean that, so it's not even real.

02:06:43.000 But yeah, guys, we'll be back on Monday for a show.

02:06:47.000 I'm going to be back here.

02:06:49.000 No, you're not.

02:06:50.000 And we're out of man.

02:06:51.000 Peace.

02:06:51.000 We're out of here.

02:06:52.000 Gone.

Fresh & Fit - February 13, 2026

Why Are Women Single This Valentines Day? w- Jack Morgan RLP

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