Gaines for Girls with Riley Gaines - March 04, 2026


Come With Me to Build Our Dream Barn! l The Riley Gaines Show


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I think I m going to get Louie alpacas for Christmas. Is this a good idea or a bad one? I ll tell you what I did and why I think it s going to be a great Christmas gift for him.

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00:00:17.120 I think I'm about to do something incredibly impulsive,
00:00:20.940 something I might regret.
00:00:22.440 I'm going to get Louie alpacas for Christmas.
00:00:25.920 All right, pause right there.
00:00:26.780 A little context for today's episode.
00:00:28.460 A lot of this was filmed before Christmas.
00:00:31.660 It took me a while to just edit it,
00:00:33.220 put it all together and release it to you guys.
00:00:35.600 But I'm very excited about this.
00:00:36.940 It's a little more personal to the life
00:00:39.300 that me and Louie and baby Margo live.
00:00:41.760 So I hope you guys like this.
00:00:42.820 I want to hear about it if you do in the comments below.
00:00:45.300 Be sure to stay tuned because at the end of this,
00:00:47.620 I'm asking for name suggestions
00:00:49.820 for the impulsive thing that I did.
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00:01:50.980 All right, back to the impulsive thing I did.
00:01:53.620 Now, has he indicated to me that he wants alpacas?
00:01:56.700 Absolutely not.
00:01:57.760 Does he have any inkling
00:01:59.180 that this could potentially be his gift?
00:02:01.620 Also, no.
00:02:03.140 Now, do I want alpacas?
00:02:06.020 Yes.
00:02:06.960 So this seems like a fantastic Christmas gift
00:02:09.220 for Louie from me.
00:02:11.040 For context, we live on 12 acres.
00:02:13.240 Actually, it's a flower farm.
00:02:14.700 I've never talked about that before,
00:02:16.060 but Louie and I are flower farmers.
00:02:18.300 We actually have one of the biggest daylily farms
00:02:20.860 in the state of Tennessee.
00:02:22.000 We've got three dogs, Buddy, Lady, and Dumbo.
00:02:25.500 Actually, Buddy and Lady got together,
00:02:27.760 had 10 puppies.
00:02:29.200 Dumbo was one of them.
00:02:30.860 We kept him.
00:02:31.540 We also have a horse named Cowboy.
00:02:33.580 Cowboy doesn't live on our property with us.
00:02:36.400 We actually board him.
00:02:37.660 On our property, the 12 acres is fenced in,
00:02:40.040 but we don't have like a fenced in pasture
00:02:42.180 within the 12 acres.
00:02:43.720 That's why I say this is impulsive
00:02:45.200 because getting this Christmas gift for Louie
00:02:47.860 means that he's going to have to build the fence,
00:02:50.540 which he loves a project,
00:02:51.780 so I don't think he'll mind that.
00:02:53.380 I'm realizing it also might mean
00:02:55.280 that he has to build a barn.
00:02:58.960 We've got two barns on our property,
00:03:00.800 but I think we're gonna have to knock those down
00:03:02.640 and build a new barn.
00:03:04.240 These are all things we can figure out on the back end.
00:03:06.800 I've been messaging this alpaca farm on Instagram
00:03:09.160 for the past couple weeks,
00:03:10.260 so I think it's time we call them.
00:03:15.260 I'm telling myself before we go into this,
00:03:17.580 I can't get more than three alpacas.
00:03:26.220 Your call has been forwarded to an alpaca.
00:03:28.340 Is not available.
00:03:29.740 Press one for more options.
00:03:31.740 Figured I would give you a call.
00:03:33.360 Hope to have a conversation about some alpacas.
00:03:37.160 I know we mentioned cinnamon and taffy.
00:03:39.420 Thank you.
00:03:41.620 We're gonna pause this here
00:03:42.900 and we'll come back to filming when she calls back.
00:03:45.780 Okay, I have an update for you guys.
00:03:47.060 We ended up talking on the phone.
00:03:48.380 Honestly, she called me back a few minutes later,
00:03:50.180 which I'm filming this now a few days later.
00:03:54.020 She's so sweet.
00:03:55.480 Love her.
00:03:56.940 We are now a family of 18.
00:03:59.740 I hate myself.
00:04:00.760 I knew I was going to do this.
00:04:02.140 That's why I tried to hold myself accountable
00:04:04.160 by saying I'm only going to get three alpacas.
00:04:06.600 We did.
00:04:07.040 We got three alpacas plus another one.
00:04:10.060 So four alpacas plus four cows plus three donkeys.
00:04:13.600 Like one thing about me is I'm very, very much all or nothing.
00:04:17.640 Like we are going to do it 100% or we're not doing it at all.
00:04:21.660 So we now have like a fully functioning farm.
00:04:25.720 Or at least we will in a few days.
00:04:27.680 And she kept saying like,
00:04:29.080 oh, like the more you get, it'll be a better deal.
00:04:31.000 I'm very much a bang for your buck kind of girl.
00:04:33.960 I love a bargain.
00:04:34.860 I love a sale.
00:04:36.060 And that's what she offered me.
00:04:37.980 Thank God Louis loves me as much as he does.
00:04:40.520 But now I'm in a bit of a dilemma
00:04:42.040 because I need him to build a barn.
00:04:46.520 I need him to do the fencing.
00:04:49.480 I could outsource it.
00:04:50.420 I could have someone come do it.
00:04:51.920 But then he'll know it'll kind of ruin the surprise.
00:04:54.640 But if I tell him and I tell him
00:04:56.240 I need him to build those things,
00:04:57.260 it's also going to ruin the surprise.
00:04:59.560 So I guess I have a few more days to think.
00:05:05.120 Right now we're going to go to the bank,
00:05:06.780 which I have to keep filming these updates in the car
00:05:08.880 because I don't want Louis to hear me.
00:05:10.540 We're going to the bank to get money out
00:05:12.360 to then drive it to Sparta,
00:05:13.960 which is like an hour and a half-ish away,
00:05:15.900 Sparta, Tennessee,
00:05:16.680 to give the money to the woman, 0.99
00:05:18.520 see the animals,
00:05:19.500 which I have made the mistake.
00:05:20.940 Actually, I shouldn't call it a mistake.
00:05:22.120 I have prior to now
00:05:25.060 done the thing where you pay for an animal
00:05:27.880 prior to seeing it,
00:05:29.300 which that's how we got Cowboy, our horse.
00:05:31.660 I love that horse,
00:05:32.640 but he's definitely an old guy.
00:05:34.020 He has some arthritis and navicular,
00:05:35.600 which is still a great horse.
00:05:36.660 We use him for lessons for little kids.
00:05:39.580 We just lend him out for free.
00:05:41.100 He's a really, really good horse,
00:05:43.200 but probably not as described.
00:05:45.360 So I'm not going to make that mistake again.
00:05:46.820 I'm going to go see the animals,
00:05:48.400 pick out the ones specifically that I want.
00:05:50.560 Although I have the ones I think I want in my mind.
00:05:53.020 I'm going to show you guys.
00:05:54.580 Like, come on, guys.
00:05:56.180 This is Norris,
00:05:57.100 the mini Highland cow.
00:05:59.520 She said he's basically just a big puppy.
00:06:01.360 He knows his name,
00:06:02.200 and his favorite treats are tortillas.
00:06:05.680 Okay, I'll show you all.
00:06:07.000 That's one alpaca.
00:06:09.500 The second.
00:06:10.560 Look at that face.
00:06:13.200 The third.
00:06:14.000 The fourth.
00:06:17.640 Which, all the alpacas are girls, by the way, 1.00
00:06:19.920 so that's at least a plus.
00:06:21.540 No procreating.
00:06:23.060 Another cow. 0.98
00:06:25.500 Another cow, a belty. 1.00
00:06:28.320 Looks like a little Oreo.
00:06:30.520 The donkey. 0.98
00:06:33.340 Another donkey. 0.94
00:06:36.820 Another donkey. 0.94
00:06:38.180 And this is Nolly.
00:06:39.700 Which, Norris and Nolly are like this.
00:06:43.000 So much so.
00:06:44.580 That Nolly is pregnant. 0.83
00:06:46.040 I'm all for transparency and honesty
00:06:48.180 and, like, open communication in a relationship,
00:06:50.040 but I think if I tell Louie
00:06:51.580 that Nolly is pregnant, 0.98
00:06:54.620 he might just simply kill me. 0.70
00:06:56.600 So TBD on If We Act Surprise over that.
00:06:58.900 I've also got my partner in crime back here.
00:07:01.020 Baby Margo.
00:07:02.000 She has no idea now,
00:07:03.060 but she is going to live the coolest life.
00:07:06.220 All right.
00:07:06.700 To the bank.
00:07:07.500 All right.
00:07:07.820 Money's secured.
00:07:09.020 Margo and I are going to keep giving
00:07:10.340 daddy heart attacks.
00:07:11.540 Margo when she brings a boy home 0.96
00:07:12.660 for the first time
00:07:13.320 and me when I keep purchasing
00:07:14.600 these four-legged creatures.
00:07:16.520 Which, Louie, if you're watching this,
00:07:18.080 you have a lifetime of heart attacks.
00:07:20.640 Okay, we're about five minutes away from the barn.
00:07:23.360 We've got my mom,
00:07:25.020 baby Margo, of course,
00:07:26.680 my grandma, my little sister
00:07:27.860 who we picked up from gymnastics,
00:07:29.260 and her boyfriend,
00:07:30.780 my new farmhand, Sire.
00:07:33.060 She said,
00:07:34.320 um, have fun.
00:07:35.600 Yeah.
00:07:36.020 She's from her mom.
00:07:37.500 She's a great friend of mine.
00:07:39.240 Look at her.
00:07:42.620 She gets mad.
00:07:43.920 This one right here,
00:07:44.960 she's just.
00:07:47.780 I don't know if that's what I can't say. 1.00
00:07:50.420 Yeah, this is a bitch. 1.00
00:07:51.840 Thank you. 1.00
00:07:52.780 I'm a picture.
00:07:54.120 All right, you go get the horn.
00:07:55.920 I think it's a little friendly, though.
00:07:58.440 I don't know if it's a breed
00:08:00.580 or somewhere out in Sparta
00:08:01.520 that has spring spaniels.
00:08:02.640 I don't know how old it is.
00:08:04.180 Oh.
00:08:05.260 No, she does.
00:08:06.800 That's what I know she has.
00:08:08.440 Okay, I'll call that a win
00:08:09.660 because I did not get any more animals
00:08:12.300 than I already agreed to.
00:08:13.620 So, a win in my eyes.
00:08:15.520 Okay, everyone's favorite animal.
00:08:17.340 I think mine
00:08:18.580 is the black alpaca.
00:08:21.760 I like Moonbeam and Chester.
00:08:24.380 Moonbeam.
00:08:25.300 It was a little donkey.
00:08:26.440 I liked all of the baby cows.
00:08:29.640 Both of them were cute.
00:08:31.320 Mine was Norris, the big highland cow.
00:08:33.880 Talisha got bit by the farm kitty.
00:08:36.060 I did get bit by the cat.
00:08:37.960 It rubbed my leg, rubbed my leg,
00:08:39.540 and then it bit me.
00:08:40.100 She said the cat.
00:08:41.500 No, the cat's not my favorite.
00:08:42.680 It bit me.
00:08:43.160 No.
00:08:43.740 All right, guys.
00:08:44.300 I have an update for you.
00:08:45.260 First of all,
00:08:45.760 look at what a beautiful day it is.
00:08:48.320 Oh, my gosh.
00:08:48.760 Amazing.
00:08:49.560 Despite the fact that it's freezing cold.
00:08:51.680 Tell me why on Christmas Day
00:08:52.980 it was 75 degrees here in Tennessee
00:08:56.080 and now it's a windchill of 14 degrees.
00:09:00.380 Anyways, besides the point,
00:09:01.920 update.
00:09:02.600 Last time I filmed for you guys,
00:09:04.400 I wasn't sure how I was going to approach this with Louie.
00:09:07.420 My dilemma being,
00:09:08.500 I need him to build the barn and the fence.
00:09:11.080 I decided on Christmas I would tell him
00:09:13.100 that his gift isn't here yet,
00:09:15.340 but the gift requires a barn
00:09:18.780 and the fence.
00:09:20.080 The eye roll that he gave me,
00:09:21.980 which granted,
00:09:22.560 it was like an eye roll with a smile.
00:09:24.720 I'm so glad that he is just a doer
00:09:26.540 and a fixer.
00:09:28.460 He can fix anything.
00:09:30.300 Cars, electric, plumbing.
00:09:31.840 It doesn't matter what it is.
00:09:33.180 If he's fixing, he's fixing it.
00:09:34.680 And if he can't do it,
00:09:35.580 he's going to watch a YouTube video
00:09:36.700 on how to fix it.
00:09:37.980 On virtually any topic,
00:09:39.200 Louie is a certified YouTube professional.
00:09:41.280 Today is Monday, December 29th,
00:09:43.360 and let me show you
00:09:44.620 what he is already building.
00:09:46.260 Okay, you won't be able to tell
00:09:47.240 what is what yet.
00:09:48.260 This is the fence.
00:09:49.640 We are going to do several pastures.
00:09:52.220 This front pasture is going to be about,
00:09:55.540 I think, two-ish acres.
00:09:57.740 On the other side of those posts over there
00:09:59.960 is going to be another two-ish acre pasture.
00:10:03.600 Our barn is going to be from here,
00:10:07.300 this hole,
00:10:08.700 all the way down there.
00:10:12.100 I'm going to cross and back. 0.74
00:10:14.840 Like I said,
00:10:15.680 he wasted no time.
00:10:17.040 So ladies, 1.00
00:10:17.640 get yourself a husband 1.00
00:10:18.760 who just likes to do things.
00:10:21.800 We already have this barn.
00:10:23.740 It was here when we got the house,
00:10:26.920 but there's nothing here.
00:10:28.180 This is our garden area.
00:10:29.480 You can't really tell now,
00:10:30.720 obviously,
00:10:31.180 given how cold it is outside.
00:10:33.200 But in the springtime,
00:10:34.480 this area is filled
00:10:35.720 with the most beautiful day lilies.
00:10:38.540 And I figure while I'm already showing you stuff,
00:10:40.740 here's our greenhouse,
00:10:42.560 which I love this.
00:10:43.640 First of all,
00:10:43.980 it's warm.
00:10:44.420 Why am I not in there right now?
00:10:45.380 I can show you guys in here.
00:10:46.620 Oh my gosh,
00:10:47.060 it feels so much better in here.
00:10:48.600 We actually don't have anything in here right now,
00:10:51.380 but when it's really,
00:10:52.540 really cold,
00:10:53.120 we'll put the lime trees in here.
00:10:55.080 We have lime trees
00:10:55.820 and some of the other plants
00:10:58.020 that don't do well
00:10:58.880 in the freezing temperatures.
00:11:00.340 Let's keep going.
00:11:01.500 We've got another barn down there,
00:11:03.800 which has a lot of loose tools
00:11:05.180 and machines in it.
00:11:06.620 Our outhouse.
00:11:08.040 That reminds me of Shrek,
00:11:09.360 to be honest with you.
00:11:10.780 Here's our pool,
00:11:11.940 closed for the winter.
00:11:13.800 Our fire pit and gazebo
00:11:15.760 overlooking our pond.
00:11:19.940 If you haven't been able to tell yet,
00:11:21.340 I'm a sucker for animals.
00:11:23.160 And so I feed the fish in this pond.
00:11:25.820 with this automatic fish feeder
00:11:27.620 that goes off twice a day.
00:11:29.600 We've got this little bridge,
00:11:33.380 star bushes, hammock.
00:11:36.800 I would sit there all the time
00:11:39.040 when I was pregnant.
00:11:40.800 And then we've got this swing
00:11:43.160 that also overlooks the pond.
00:11:46.740 Land like this is hard to come by,
00:11:49.360 especially in the area
00:11:50.560 that we're in in Tennessee.
00:11:52.640 I should do a vlog,
00:11:53.900 honestly,
00:11:54.140 talking about how we acquired
00:11:56.580 this beautiful home
00:11:57.980 and beautiful property
00:11:58.820 because this was not the plan initially.
00:12:02.680 We had bought a piece of land,
00:12:04.580 bought house plans.
00:12:05.620 We're about to start digging
00:12:06.520 on our new house
00:12:07.400 when this came about.
00:12:10.320 Which, again,
00:12:11.460 crazy story
00:12:12.180 and totally what feels like providential.
00:12:14.820 We'll be back for an update
00:12:15.820 in a couple days.
00:12:16.460 And hopefully next time
00:12:17.660 it's warmer.
00:12:18.340 Finish!
00:12:19.900 Master got me working.
00:12:23.140 Alright, it's day...
00:12:25.000 What?
00:12:25.560 Too many.
00:12:26.760 Of working on the fence
00:12:28.020 in the barn.
00:12:29.060 Thanks, Papa.
00:12:30.560 Thank you!
00:12:32.420 Have the best grin done.
00:12:33.680 Bright and early.
00:12:34.680 Alright, what happened today?
00:12:36.520 Pulled the fence post out of the ground.
00:12:38.340 Trying to pull the wire tight.
00:12:39.580 We need to do shorter pulls.
00:12:43.940 Instead of a 200 foot pull,
00:12:45.400 we need to do 20 foot pulls.
00:12:48.100 I'll act like I know what that means.
00:12:49.800 This is going to be the barn.
00:12:52.760 Is it?
00:12:53.840 Tell us dimensions.
00:12:57.020 Layout.
00:12:58.100 70 by 26.
00:12:59.180 It's going to be a 10 by 16 room
00:13:03.620 in that corner
00:13:04.340 just for feed
00:13:05.720 or whatever else.
00:13:07.940 And then the rest of it
00:13:09.180 will be open.
00:13:10.260 And then we'll get
00:13:10.820 cattle panels
00:13:12.560 that we can move around
00:13:14.300 and divide up
00:13:15.520 however we want to
00:13:16.660 split it up.
00:13:18.000 Margo is inside
00:13:19.040 taking the nap.
00:13:21.220 She sleeps like her daddy.
00:13:22.980 One thing about
00:13:23.860 Louie is he loves
00:13:24.960 a gas station drink.
00:13:26.340 Although
00:13:26.640 that's firehouse today.
00:13:28.340 Support local
00:13:29.340 first responders.
00:13:30.640 Tell us your gas station order.
00:13:33.080 We have a racetrack
00:13:33.860 like
00:13:34.200 half a mile from our house.
00:13:36.440 Sorry, RFK.
00:13:37.640 Diet Coke
00:13:38.240 and
00:13:39.460 hot take
00:13:41.040 but racetrack pizza.
00:13:44.220 Good.
00:13:45.200 Only a few more days
00:13:46.440 until our
00:13:47.500 mystery
00:13:48.440 animals
00:13:49.800 are going to be here.
00:13:51.080 Yeah, days.
00:13:52.160 Weeks.
00:13:52.940 No, not weeks.
00:13:55.040 He says that.
00:13:55.760 He doesn't mean it.
00:13:56.840 A few more days.
00:13:57.700 Get digging holes
00:13:58.820 and then it might be days.
00:14:07.400 He's the sweetest dog 1.00
00:14:08.500 but he's also the dumbest. 1.00
00:14:10.740 He lives up to the name 1.00
00:14:12.040 Dumbo.
00:14:14.400 Okay, today is the day.
00:14:15.860 The animals are coming.
00:14:17.360 So, we're hurrying up.
00:14:18.340 I just got my husband
00:14:19.320 and my grandfather
00:14:20.640 who's working on the barn
00:14:21.880 because it's not done yet.
00:14:23.100 Why would it be done?
00:14:24.260 I just got them lunch
00:14:25.400 going back home
00:14:26.200 and the animals
00:14:27.180 should be arriving
00:14:28.340 once I get back.
00:14:29.300 And it's funny
00:14:29.680 because Louis has not yet
00:14:30.940 seen the animals.
00:14:32.600 He knows the animals
00:14:33.460 are coming.
00:14:34.220 Obviously,
00:14:34.640 he's building the barn
00:14:35.280 and the fence
00:14:35.680 but he hasn't seen them
00:14:37.420 and so I'm so curious
00:14:38.620 to see his face
00:14:40.640 when this big bull
00:14:42.520 with these big horns
00:14:44.320 and fluffy hair 0.99
00:14:45.500 gets off the trailer
00:14:46.900 and onto our property.
00:14:49.080 Oh my gosh,
00:14:49.600 I'm pulling into the driveway
00:14:50.580 and they are right ahead of me.
00:14:53.280 I feel like a kid on Christmas.
00:14:54.900 I'm so excited.
00:14:56.400 I haven't really given you guys
00:14:57.660 an update on the fence either
00:14:58.780 but it looks fantastic.
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00:15:43.460 Dang it.
00:15:52.880 Same thing for it.
00:15:54.480 No, dude.
00:15:55.240 Are you serious?
00:15:56.280 Oh, don't do it.
00:15:57.360 He might be for it.
00:15:58.780 She may be in labor. 0.98
00:16:03.380 She may be in labor. 0.98
00:16:07.440 But probably not.
00:16:10.300 But maybe. 1.00
00:16:12.320 I'm going to kill her. 1.00
00:16:14.060 I'm going to kill her. 1.00
00:16:15.640 They're so cute. 1.00
00:16:17.300 Okay.
00:16:20.840 Okay.
00:16:21.420 Reaction.
00:16:22.500 To what?
00:16:24.560 To what, hun?
00:16:25.720 What am I reacting to?
00:16:27.200 The animals. 1.00
00:16:28.340 The dumbest thing we've ever done. 1.00
00:16:30.540 We've done some stupid things. 1.00
00:16:33.180 We really have. 1.00
00:16:35.020 And I'm all for a stupid time. 0.99
00:16:37.000 I do love it. 1.00
00:16:38.140 This takes the cake.
00:16:41.080 This is insanity.
00:16:43.700 What we're getting into.
00:16:45.280 And Miss Margo got a new outfit 1.00
00:16:46.800 to welcome the animals home in.
00:16:49.560 The outfit is just missing the alpacas.
00:16:52.820 You've got your donkey.
00:16:54.840 You've got your cow.
00:16:58.120 No alpacas.
00:16:59.460 We've officially had the animals for a week.
00:17:02.720 You are a man with that easy touch.
00:17:06.760 You're hurting me.
00:17:08.780 Let's just admire.
00:17:12.760 Let's go look.
00:17:14.100 Let's go look.
00:17:15.920 The barn is just about done now.
00:17:19.300 Almost.
00:17:20.100 Finishing touches.
00:17:21.760 What is it?
00:17:22.040 MTV Cribs?
00:17:23.520 This is MTV Cribs.
00:17:26.000 Let me show you inside.
00:17:27.000 What do they say?
00:17:28.220 What's the opener that they do?
00:17:30.240 What's the opener they do on MTV Cribs?
00:17:32.480 Welcome to MTV Cribs.
00:17:34.060 Welcome to MTV Cribs.
00:17:38.180 Welcome to MTV Cribs.
00:17:39.860 Let me show you inside.
00:17:41.360 We have storage room that is still being storaged and roomed.
00:17:47.660 I bought the wrong door.
00:17:49.480 This is a right-hand opening door.
00:17:51.100 We needed a left-hand opening door for said hole. 0.84
00:17:53.600 Follow me to the next room.
00:17:55.180 This is going to be the animals casa.
00:17:58.020 We've still got to get shavings put down.
00:18:00.080 Tell us about this.
00:18:02.460 Yes.
00:18:02.940 We opted for some like clear panels on the roof.
00:18:08.400 If you're building a barn and you don't want to have to have a huge electricity bill, highly recommend.
00:18:14.080 That's a lot of natural lighting.
00:18:18.000 Hi, Chester.
00:18:20.140 Hi.
00:18:22.100 Hi, sweetie. 0.97
00:18:24.280 You're a good little donkey. 0.97
00:18:27.580 You mean to tell me you're not happy. 0.84
00:18:30.980 The donkeys are really cute.
00:18:32.840 This guy, he's my friend.
00:18:35.200 You want to be my friend.
00:18:36.500 You're just still unsure.
00:18:38.140 Sorry, because I'm not going to quit running on you.
00:18:41.000 The alpacas just look like they're going to jump us all the time.
00:18:44.040 Like, look at them.
00:18:44.920 Look at these guys.
00:18:46.240 They're just like, what you got over there?
00:18:47.680 I feel like it's such a dad thing to not one animal, not one animal, not one animal.
00:18:53.900 Normally, it's a dog.
00:18:54.840 Like, to not want a dog.
00:18:56.360 And then they get the dog.
00:18:57.740 And you see the picture of the dad on the recliner with the dog in his lap.
00:19:03.260 That is you.
00:19:04.060 But with a donkey. 0.91
00:19:07.860 Like, zoom in on her face. 0.61
00:19:09.680 Like, look at that lady. 1.00
00:19:11.920 Miss girl, you need to go see the dentist. 1.00
00:19:14.540 This girl, she spits. 1.00
00:19:17.360 But alpacas generally don't spit at humans. 0.77
00:19:21.620 They spit at other alpacas.
00:19:24.000 And so she'll spit at the other animals if they're in her food bucket. 1.00
00:19:29.900 He loves this.
00:19:34.060 He's my friend.
00:19:36.500 These guys behind us all would have been perfect.
00:19:40.240 Just them would have been great. 1.00
00:19:43.500 The bit that is absolutely asinine and just straight up stupid is what we're walking over to right now. 1.00
00:19:51.740 I think these cows are just misunderstood. 1.00
00:19:54.780 Misunderstood?
00:19:56.200 He's a 1,500-pound bull.
00:19:59.380 He's not a dog.
00:20:01.260 This dude, he is, there is nothing misunderstood about him.
00:20:04.940 Look at those horns. 1.00
00:20:06.120 There is nothing mean.
00:20:07.900 She's not so bad.
00:20:09.160 Look at him, though.
00:20:10.560 He's not mean, Louie.
00:20:12.280 I'm telling me this guy ain't mean.
00:20:16.040 Oh, yeah.
00:20:17.000 Hi.
00:20:18.120 A cold-blooded predator.
00:20:19.860 Yeah, no, look at that, yeah. 0.67
00:20:21.300 I'm scared of you. 1.00
00:20:22.080 Go on, get, get your big butt back. 1.00
00:20:26.400 Get, get back. 0.99
00:20:29.000 Go on, get back.
00:20:32.040 Go.
00:20:33.020 Yeah, he's harmless.
00:20:35.040 You ever play chicken with a bull?
00:20:36.200 And last thing for this vlog is we need name suggestions from you guys.
00:20:58.720 The only names we feel set on keeping are Norris, the bull, meaning we need three names for three heifers.
00:21:07.500 Those two, and the Oreo-looking cow over there. 1.00
00:21:11.140 All girls. 0.60
00:21:12.420 We feel set on keeping her name, Cinnamon, meaning we need a name for this female alpaca, this female alpaca, the black female alpaca.
00:21:23.920 And then of the donkeys, we feel set on keeping this one Chester, this one Pebbles, but we need a name for him.
00:21:32.520 Fun fact about alpacas, they pick one spot to poop in, and they all poop in the same area.
00:21:39.880 This is the communal dump, right here.
00:21:44.000 They have all this space, and every single one of them will poop right there.
00:21:48.200 Are you excited for Margo to grow up with this lifestyle?
00:21:52.800 Yeah, I just, I would hate for her to get caught in there with that bull. 1.00
00:21:57.160 That's the only thing that I don't love is that big old bull.
00:22:02.440 I think doing the farm chores with her every day is a good way for her to learn discipline and structure from a very, very young age.
00:22:12.960 Obviously, she's not retaining anything now.
00:22:15.280 And responsibility.
00:22:16.800 If she don't come feed her animals, they're going hungry. 1.00
00:22:19.640 I highly doubt you would let the sweet, perfect babies' animals go hungry.
00:22:26.060 Not Chester.
00:22:27.080 He's too sweet.
00:22:27.780 I like Chester.
00:22:28.520 Thank you guys for following along this week's episode of The Riley Gaines Show, a fun special edition.
00:22:35.480 Be sure to comment name suggestions.
00:22:37.680 We want to know if you like this style content.
00:22:40.300 Watch this.
00:22:41.380 And let us know what animals we should get next.
00:22:43.280 No, do not.
00:22:45.400 Nope.
00:22:46.060 Not happening.
00:22:46.900 We're done.
00:22:47.780 I told her she's cut off from animals forever after this.
00:22:50.940 No dogs, no cats, no chickens, no ducks.
00:22:53.960 We have two ducks that live in the pond.
00:22:56.260 And that is as good as we get in the ducks.
00:22:58.280 She's cut off.
00:22:59.280 Nope.
00:22:59.760 Nope.
00:23:00.080 Nope.
00:23:00.720 Womp womp. 0.99
00:23:01.360 See y'all later.
00:23:01.900 We'll be right back.
00:23:31.900 We'll be right back.
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