Get MACED - August 11, 2026


＂MEN IN THE WNBA？＂： Nancy Mace EXPOSES the Hostile Takeover


Episode Stats


Length

5 minutes

Words per minute

175.49

Word count

886

Sentence count

42


Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Feminists want us to accept b****s in the locker room and call it progress.
00:00:04.380 We're a league that welcomes everyone.
00:00:07.820 I see you're not subscribed. Hit that subscribe button right now.
00:00:11.580 The WNBA is holding an emergency meeting this week to figure out what the W in their name actually stands for.
00:00:18.460 I don't know that I would say that I'm educated enough from a scientific standpoint.
00:00:22.580 Looks like they're going to have to finally define the word woman, the W in WNBA.
00:00:28.280 Maybe they should invite Tim Walls to the gathering since he's already the national expert on stocking the boys' bathroom with tampons.
00:00:35.560 He's the only man in America who thinks the most important part of a middle school football game is making sure the quarterback has access to a super absorbent Kotex.
00:00:45.860 Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White both declared for the 2027 WNBA draft because they finally found a league where they can actually start.
00:00:55.280 It's officially official. I just declared for the 2027 WBA draft in April.
00:01:00.360 They spent the last month studying the WNBA's eligibility handbook and found out that the only thing standing between them in a championship was a change in pronouns.
00:01:10.840 Ennis told a reporter that he's ready to put on a wig and show the world that his jump shot is as effective in a sports bra.
00:01:18.540 The WNBA commissioner had to send a memo to teams explaining that self-identification of being a woman might need a footnote this year.
00:01:27.140 The players union immediately fired back saying they don't want to be used as a political pawn, a political football,
00:01:33.220 while they literally advocate for a policy that would turn their sport into a retirement home for male basketball washouts.
00:01:40.800 It's a bold strategy to save the league by letting men who couldn't make the bench in the male NBA dunk on girls who just want to play basketball.
00:01:50.740 Meanwhile, Dijoné Carrington clotheslined Sophie Cunningham and then went on threads to complain about Sophie's white privilege.
00:01:58.760 Imagine that.
00:01:59.660 Carrington did this while wearing a platinum blonde lace front wig that looked like it was stolen from a Barbie doll.
00:02:05.820 She's out there rocking the hair of a white woman while claiming that the girl she just
00:02:11.520 assaulted is the one with an unfair advantage.
00:02:15.120 Sophie Cunningham took the hit to the head hard and told reporters it was just a good
00:02:18.900 way to get Carrington thrown out of the game.
00:02:21.380 Sophie's got a chin made of steel and a sense of humor that Carrington clearly cannot handle.
00:02:27.960 Carrington was so busy playing the victim card, she forgot she was the one who launched a
00:02:32.980 flying elbow into the young woman's face. Apparently if you're white, getting hit in the face
00:02:38.960 in the WNBA is just a form of historical reparations. Picture the boardroom where the
00:02:45.140 WNBA will decide to commit assisted suicide. We've got a room full of executives in their
00:02:50.680 boxy power suits trying to look inclusive while their sport gets hijacked by a man who's six foot
00:02:57.980 ten and identifies as a shooting guard. Enes Kanter Freedom walks in the boardroom, raises
00:03:02.360 his voice three octaves, I imagine, and says, I'm not a center, I'm a sister. They'll tell the board
00:03:08.180 that their anxiety is gone because they finally feel like they belong in a locker room where
00:03:12.580 they're the only ones who can touch the rim of a basketball hoop. One executive, I imagine,
00:03:16.900 will lean over and whisper that they can't say no because they already spent the entire marketing
00:03:21.820 budget on a pride flag made of recycled hemp. They're so afraid of being mean to mentally
00:03:27.500 ill men that they're willing to allow biological men become the new face of female empowerment
00:03:33.740 imagine the locker room after the wnba draft you've got these women who've been training their
00:03:39.120 whole lives who fought for every scrap of recognition and now they're sharing a shower
00:03:44.300 with men over six feet tall the coach will walk in and tell them that they need to be more inclusive
00:03:49.460 you know we are an inclusive league as their rights are being stripped away but here's the part
00:03:55.400 where we stop pretending. You cannot defend women while you're replacing them. You cannot claim to
00:04:01.500 protect women while you watch their sports get dismantled by mentally ill men. We've reached the
00:04:06.760 point where the people who claim to be the most compassionate are the ones who are most willing
00:04:13.560 to sacrifice vulnerable girls on the altar of inclusivity. They want us to believe that a man's
00:04:19.200 feelings are more important than a woman's physical safety. Can't build a society based on lies just
00:04:24.400 because the truth makes liberal white women feel uncomfortable. If you can't tell the difference
00:04:29.480 between a female athlete and a male athlete in a wig, you're a pallbearer for the death
00:04:35.360 of common sense. If you're more offended by the truth than the injustice, you should be on a
00:04:41.920 suicide watch. I'm all about women, little girls deserving to play, and that includes trans women.
00:04:47.720 We're watching the erasure of women in real time, and we're being told to applaud it while it
00:04:53.640 happens. If we cannot define women, we cannot protect them. So to Ennis and Royce, welcome to the league, boys.