Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - #150 | We are live on Censored.tv

00:00:02.000 Are live.

00:00:05.000 We are live on freespeech.tv for another, I guess, hour.

00:00:14.000 The call-in, I'm on Parler saying all this, the call-in is, what's the call-in number again?

00:00:22.000 Oh, you wrote it for me.

00:00:22.000 718 in Crooklyn, 400-6959.

00:00:33.000 And I'm going to put that up on the old parlor, and then I'm going to go to Telegram.

00:00:42.000 The few areas I've been banished to.

00:00:46.000 I'm going to go to Telegram, and then just say the same thing.

00:00:51.000 Boom.

00:00:54.000 Uh, no, let's check.

00:00:55.000 Let's check to see.

00:00:56.000 We've never done this before.

00:00:58.000 And one of the things I like about skateboarding is when you see the kids doing it, they are doing tricks that they don't know how to do.

00:01:07.000 Oh, cool.

00:01:08.000 There's me.

00:01:12.000 Um, I think Jerry Seinfeld said this.

00:01:14.000 He said, you see skateboarders and they're always wiping out.

00:01:17.000 And that's actually a good sign that a person is in control of their surroundings and there's a bright future for that guy.

00:01:28.000 When you're doing something that you're good at again and again and always doing the exact same thing, like the Ramones or ACDC,

00:01:33.000 I don't know.

00:01:34.000 It gets a little tedious.

00:01:36.000 So we're trying something new here.

00:01:38.000 We're going to try call-ins and this is our first live stream from this New York studio and not the one where we do it with Milo.

00:01:47.000 See how it goes.

00:01:48.000 We could break our ankles trying to do this Ollie kickflip but it will be a regular thing and I think I'll try to make it this time.

00:01:48.000 It could fail.

00:01:55.000 2.15 every Thursday live vidcast of the free podcast.

00:02:02.000 You may have noticed Ryan is not here.

00:02:04.000 This is day two of him being fired.

00:02:06.000 We've got John Serino in the house.

00:02:08.000 Hey, how's everyone doing?

00:02:14.000 What else?

00:02:16.000 So you might want to know what happened with Ryan.

00:02:18.000 He went to jail.

00:02:19.000 That's why he didn't show up for work yesterday.

00:02:21.000 Hey John, can you do me a favor?

00:02:23.000 Can you pick up that giant thing and put it over that doorway?

00:02:26.000 Yeah, sure.

00:02:28.000 Um, you know that video where the guy talks about the crazy scale and he says, you can go really, really hot, but when you do, you have to pay for it in crazy.

00:02:41.000 And just like on a video game when you're choosing the characters, Ryan decided just to put all his eggs on hot.

00:02:47.000 He just went hot.

00:02:49.000 And of course he paid in crazy quite a bit.

00:02:53.000 Also, can you flip that monitor thing here on the camera?

00:02:56.000 Sorry to give you all these chores.

00:03:00.000 And I was not a fan of this person.

00:03:02.000 If there's an imminent trial, I'll take it easy on the criticizing and the specific examples.

00:03:07.000 But I was not exactly bananas about this gal, his girlfriend.

00:03:11.000 But he just kept going.

00:03:12.000 And I said, it's not going to turn out well for you, my friend.

00:03:15.000 And he kept going and going and going.

00:03:18.000 And their fights got crazier and crazier and things got smashed and more smashed.

00:03:23.000 And then I think they were at a hotel the other day and the staff called the police because of a noise complaint.

00:03:30.000 And Ryan was off to jail!

00:03:34.000 I think his grandparents ended up paying his bail or something like that.

00:03:38.000 So I think she's gone back to L.A.

00:03:40.000 Praise Jesus for now.

00:03:42.000 Who knows what'll happen.

00:03:43.000 And so he calls me.

00:03:46.000 He texts me late last night.

00:03:50.000 I hear I'm fired.

00:03:50.000 He goes, I'm out of jail.

00:03:51.000 Yep.

00:03:56.000 And then I call him and I do what all adults do when they've told someone something was going to happen a hundred times and then it happens.

00:04:03.000 And so I'm going into my I told you diatribe.

00:04:06.000 And some might think that's redundant.

00:04:08.000 I don't think so.

00:04:09.000 I mean, I do it to myself.

00:04:12.000 When I do stupid things.

00:04:13.000 I remember my dad, when we were traveling across the country, we went on a road trip from from Montreal to Vancouver, Seattle, and back again, did the whole sort of border area.

00:04:25.000 And he was running out of gas or going down a hill in the Rocky Mountains.

00:04:29.000 And he's my wife, my wife, Jesus, I keep doing that.

00:04:33.000 My mother,

00:04:37.000 said uh she's just doing her usual like you stupid arsehole we had a million chances to get gas you're not paying attention you're always thinking about yourself you're not paying attention you're not in the moment you're always off and out of space thinking about something else meanwhile we're all in the car with you together now we've got a baby a fucking baby's in the car my my brother just been born we got a fucking baby in the car we're gonna run out of gas that's dangerous we're here on a fucking mountain by the way and uh instead of him going take it easy Lorraine Jesus Christ we'll figure it out 0.90

00:05:04.000 He just kept going, punching the steering wheel, and going, You arsehole, James!

00:05:10.000 You arsehole!

00:05:14.000 So mad at Jimmy McInnes was Jimmy McInnes that he fucked up his knuckles on his own steering wheel, screaming, you arsehole, James, you arsehole.

00:05:23.000 I'm just sitting back in the back seat going, these people are mental patients.

00:05:28.000 And eventually we glide in.

00:05:30.000 And I think God looked down on my dad and my mom.

00:05:34.000 And I think he said, she's really going at him, poor bastard. 0.94

00:05:38.000 I remember when Mrs. God was like that. 0.99

00:05:40.000 I don't think you know that.

00:05:42.000 You know how there's a Santa and a Mrs. Santa? 0.94

00:05:44.000 There's a Mrs. God. 0.99

00:05:46.000 A Mrs. God? 0.98

00:05:46.000 Really? 0.98

00:05:47.000 Yeah, Mother Nature is Mrs. God. 1.00

00:05:49.000 Oh, Mother Nature. 0.93

00:05:50.000 Okay, Gaia, if you will.

00:05:51.000 Yeah, he made her, he made his own wife, which is, isn't that, uh, isn't that an incest or something?

00:05:57.000 I don't know, but it sounds pretty sweet to me.

00:05:59.000 Is that why Jesus is so retarded? 1.00

00:06:02.000 Just kidding, Jesus.

00:06:03.000 I'm Christian.

00:06:04.000 I'm Catholic.

00:06:05.000 Oh, we're gonna get to the candidates, by the way, last night.

00:06:05.000 I love you.

00:06:08.000 One of them is a pro-abortion Catholic, Kirsten Gillibrand.

00:06:15.000 But I think God took some... He felt bad for him and he... What is all this extra paper I have?

00:06:22.000 We don't need this.

00:06:24.000 He glided us down a hill to a gas station out of gas in neutral.

00:06:30.000 Boo.

00:06:33.000 Just let him flow.

00:06:34.000 And actually maybe the gas station chose that location because people use more gas than they think going up and down the mountains.

00:06:41.000 And he thought, I know I'll be at the bottom of a hill and people will just glide in when they run out of gas.

00:06:47.000 Wonder what percentage of his customers are gliders.

00:06:52.000 You know, you have your own camera.

00:06:53.000 Okay.

00:06:56.000 Yeah, eh?

00:06:56.000 I just realized that.

00:06:57.000 Check that out.

00:06:59.000 No, no, no.

00:07:00.000 Look on top of that monitor to your right.

00:07:02.000 Oh, shit.

00:07:03.000 Look at that.

00:07:03.000 And I think you're the one who discovered that.

00:07:05.000 I did discover that.

00:07:06.000 A compound.

00:07:07.000 But, uh, let me see if I can tap it into this thing.

00:07:12.000 It's an ugly camera with a bad angle.

00:07:18.000 So, did I give out the number?

00:07:19.000 Yeah, I gave out the number.

00:07:20.000 We have some callers already.

00:07:23.000 About four, I believe.

00:07:24.000 Oh, that's fun.

00:07:25.000 Should we try one?

00:07:26.000 I was going to talk about it with a debate, but it was so boring.

00:07:30.000 The left is so boring.

00:07:32.000 The DNC, Antifa, the globalists.

00:07:36.000 If there's one thing I hate, it's boring.

00:07:38.000 And they're just so dull.

00:07:40.000 I don't get why comedians hate Trump.

00:07:44.000 Because he's so fun.

00:07:46.000 He's so funny.

00:07:48.000 Hey, uh, can you stop saying anchor babies?

00:07:50.000 What would you like me to say?

00:07:51.000 How about the, um, documented citizen of undocumented traveler workers?

00:07:58.000 Nah, that takes too long.

00:07:59.000 I'm saying anchor baby.

00:08:01.000 That's exciting.

00:08:02.000 You know what he tweeted out about the debates last night?

00:08:04.000 The President of the United States tweeted out, while watching the Democratic debates, BORING!

00:08:13.000 In all caps, BORING!

00:08:16.000 How great is that?

00:08:19.000 I remember when Kurt Cobain died, I was listening to, I think it was KEXP in Seattle, and they go, today we lost a legend, the singer of Nirvana has committed suicide, he blew his head off, and I think all of us are sort of thinking the same thing, which is BORING!

00:08:38.000 And then he put on The Cure.

00:08:41.000 He put the needle down on Kiss Me Kiss Me Kiss Me as he said boring about Kurt Cobain blowing his head off.

00:08:48.000 I said that to a friend of mine, Steve, who was grunge.

00:08:51.000 One time we were, because I was punk in my younger days, and he was like, okay, you know what?

00:08:57.000 I'm grunge.

00:08:58.000 I'm in a grunge band.

00:08:59.000 I listen to grunge music.

00:09:00.000 I wear grunge clothes.

00:09:01.000 I'm grunge.

00:09:04.000 And that same guy Steve said, um, when I said that boring story, I relayed the true story to him.

00:09:10.000 He hit me, not in a hard way, but in a like, dude, he goes, Hey man, fuck off.

00:09:15.000 He was the first one of us to make it.

00:09:18.000 The first one of us in the grunge community, I guess.

00:09:21.000 I didn't know I was in the grunge community.

00:09:23.000 Do you have that boring tweet?

00:09:25.000 Did I put it up?

00:09:26.000 Maybe I forgot to put it up.

00:09:27.000 I don't know.

00:09:28.000 I did forget to put it up.

00:09:28.000 Yeah, I did.

00:09:30.000 By the way, speaking of forgetting to put up, these are the t-shirts, Clown World, we're selling at freespeech.tv.

00:09:35.000 And I noticed that Infowars is pushing Clown World and using basically the same logo.

00:09:42.000 Now, I appreciate Alex.

00:09:44.000 I think it's very important that he's on the

00:09:47.000 In the political discussion?

00:09:49.000 I guess he's competition though?

00:09:51.000 No, the guy makes like 40 grand a day.

00:09:53.000 He's beyond competition.

00:09:55.000 That's like saying you're competing with Coca-Cola.

00:09:57.000 If you open a lemonade stand.

00:10:01.000 But how do I feel about that?

00:10:03.000 Maybe it's possible Paul Joseph Watson is the guy who first invented the term clown world.

00:10:08.000 Many people say I did.

00:10:09.000 I'm not into like who said it first.

00:10:11.000 I think that's gay. 1.00

00:10:12.000 But it's kind of weird that everything he does has this logo on it and says Clown World.

00:10:18.000 Is he trying to take back the Clown World thing?

00:10:23.000 We're in a war, a culture war right now, where everyone is going bankrupt and losing their jobs because they're conservative or getting censored.

00:10:23.000 I don't know.

00:10:30.000 So I'm not about to, if this is a war, I'm not about to take it on.

00:10:34.000 I don't really give a shit.

00:10:36.000 I've got bigger fish to fry than who came up with Clown World first.

00:10:40.000 Although part of me is like, dude, that's, those are my shirts.

00:10:46.000 Um, all right, so should we get into the, let's, let's take a call.

00:10:50.000 I want to try to see if this works.

00:10:51.000 Let's try an Ollie kickflip and see if we smash up our ankles. 1.00

00:10:54.000 All right, let's do this.

00:10:55.000 Name's Christy, wants to talk about how she appreciates the way you made her feel about motherhood.

00:11:02.000 Jeez, I'm a sexist.

00:11:03.000 Why do so many women like this show? 1.00

00:11:05.000 All right, you're on, Christy.

00:11:06.000 Hi, Christy.

00:11:09.000 I love the way you talk.

00:11:11.000 I think it's entertaining.

00:11:12.000 It's like, chirp!

00:11:14.000 I love that you don't hold back.

00:11:17.000 Well, thank you very much.

00:11:18.000 That's why I'm a huge fan.

00:11:20.000 I appreciate that.

00:11:20.000 And I think that the funny thing about feminism is it seems to trivialize women and say, you are not just some dumb bitch who can make babies and be in the kitchen.

00:11:32.000 You're a mixed martial arts fighter.

00:11:34.000 And what we're going to do is put you in a movie where you kick the shit out of everyone so you can feel like a real woman. 1.00

00:11:39.000 And you go, no, no, no.

00:11:40.000 Those are male traits.

00:11:42.000 You're not empowering me by taking me out of my home and putting me in a bar fight with six Russians. 1.00

00:11:50.000 No, and I almost got into a fight in Atlantic City once because I thought that I could handle a group of Pakistanis. 1.00

00:11:58.000 And I really couldn't.

00:11:59.000 I mean, other people had to break in on it, but it was because of fucking G.I.

00:12:02.000 James.

00:12:03.000 It was because of G.I.

00:12:05.000 James that I thought that I was a bad ass.

00:12:08.000 And really, I should have just been up in my hotel room with my kids.

00:12:12.000 Did you ever see, there's a scene, maybe look up Luke Cage bar fight, but there's a scene where the black chick, who's a detective, she has one arm, and some Asian woman who probably weighs a hundred pounds, they beat up a bar full of gigantic black thug murderers. 0.97

00:12:28.000 And during the fight, they take breaks to have a shot and swig a beer.

00:12:34.000 And one of them is missing an arm.

00:12:36.000 And you go, dude, you're putting women in danger.

00:12:39.000 Making them think they can kick the shit out of this many people.

00:12:43.000 No, and when we take nasty shots, we automatically gag.

00:12:47.000 Yes.

00:12:47.000 So, we can't handle hard liquor.

00:12:50.000 So, are you... How many kids do you have?

00:12:54.000 Two.

00:12:57.000 They've made it to probationary adulthood without STDs, pregnancy, um, um, charges.

00:13:05.000 I mean, they're doing way better than you.

00:13:08.000 That's wonderful.

00:13:09.000 And if you read feminist literature too, the way they talk about birth and they say, oh it stretches out your vagina and it's disgusting and I never want to do that, there's too many people in the world already. 1.00

00:13:19.000 All these excuses and you think, this woman made two human beings that are walking around talking, eating a sandwich, like can we take a time out to appreciate that miracle? 0.95

00:13:29.000 And that means I have a pocket in my body, I can carry something the size of a watermelon.

00:13:36.000 Guys can't do that!

00:13:38.000 You can handle like, I don't know, a shoe.

00:13:38.000 No!

00:13:42.000 I can handle a lot of things.

00:13:43.000 Thanks!

00:13:44.000 Thanks!

00:14:01.000 How did that go?

00:14:02.000 Sounds kind of muffled coming out of the speaker.

00:14:05.000 How does it sound on your headphones?

00:14:07.000 Sounds pretty good in the headphones.

00:14:09.000 I could only make out like 89% of what she said.

00:14:13.000 I can bump the speaker up in the studio.

00:14:15.000 It's not the volume though.

00:14:16.000 It's just kind of bassy.

00:14:18.000 I know.

00:14:19.000 I'll try to mess with it, but honestly I think we're doing pretty good.

00:14:23.000 Alright, let's try again.

00:14:24.000 Let's take another call.

00:14:25.000 Alright, let's do it.

00:14:26.000 This is So from New Orleans.

00:14:28.000 Wants to talk about boxing.

00:14:30.000 Okay.

00:14:31.000 Hey, what's up, Gavin?

00:14:31.000 Hey, Sol.

00:14:35.000 How you doing?

00:14:37.000 Hey.

00:14:38.000 So, yeah, you're one of the few media guys who actually knows boxing.

00:14:41.000 And, uh, I trained with Errol Spence Jr.

00:14:43.000 and his trainer for the last 10 years.

00:14:45.000 He just booked to fight Sean Porter at Barclays.

00:14:48.000 Uh, what are your thoughts?

00:14:50.000 About that fight?

00:14:53.000 That, boxing in general, Errol Spence, just, you know, anything like that.

00:14:57.000 I thought the Democratic debate, that's too obvious.

00:14:59.000 That's too boring.

00:15:01.000 Yeah, I don't know much about that fight coming up.

00:15:04.000 The last fight I saw was Anthony Joshua and what was it, Ruiz?

00:15:08.000 The big fat pig who has a Snickers bar on his Twitter thing?

00:15:11.000 That was great, wasn't it?

00:15:12.000 Yeah.

00:15:13.000 It was.

00:15:13.000 You know, I was thinking today about race.

00:15:15.000 I was at the gym this morning.

00:15:16.000 And it's 91 degrees.

00:15:18.000 And I know you're not supposed to talk about race and sports.

00:15:20.000 And there was a MLB broadcaster who was fired for noting that Caribbean, Dominican, whatever players seem to do better in the heat and whites tend to do worse in the heat.

00:15:29.000 Conversely, on a cold day, you seem to see whites hitting better. 0.97

00:15:33.000 That was totally taboo for him to say.

00:15:35.000 But I think there's some merit to it.

00:15:36.000 And and today I was I was I was I'm not sparring because I broke my ribs, but I was, you know, hitting the heavy bags and stuff in 91 degrees heat.

00:15:44.000 And I thought this is

00:15:46.000 Just as big a part of training, the temperature, as anything else.

00:15:51.000 Because as a white dude who was born to be in the rain on some moor in Scotland, it's really important to learn how to fight when you're overheated, don't you think?

00:16:04.000 Yeah, well, I mean, also part of that, too, is the race thing is, uh, when I train with these guys, you know, like Errol's guys, I'm his training partner, and, uh, as the only white guy in there, I got to tell you, I love the riffing.

00:16:15.000 I love riffing on them about their dads, and they riff on me for being, you know, punk white kid, and I think that's the best thing you ever said on your show was about how it's better to kind of make those jokes and be all weird and PC, and they know I'm a Trump guy, and it works.

00:16:28.000 Yeah, it's one of the last bastions of comedy is a boxing gym.

00:16:33.000 Like, there'll be one black guy, who's a trainer, who we all revere, because he used to be a champ, and then he'll say something, and then you'll be like, you're the only white guy in this room, Larry.

00:16:42.000 What are you doing?

00:16:42.000 And then he'll look around and go, oh shit!

00:16:44.000 Like, you don't see jokes like that anymore.

00:16:47.000 Or even there was a guy, an older guy, who fainted a couple days ago.

00:16:51.000 He was just overheated and dehydrated, and he was sitting down.

00:16:53.000 He wasn't even boxing.

00:16:54.000 He just sort of went,

00:16:56.000 And then he comes in the next day and everyone is like, oh, how you doing?

00:16:59.000 Do you want to get a walker?

00:17:01.000 Are you okay?

00:17:02.000 We got to hydrate and we have to hydrate the old man.

00:17:04.000 He can't walk and it was like the least sympathetic place I've ever been in my life aka the funniest place

00:17:14.000 Well, they've corrupted the NBA and the MLB.

00:17:17.000 If you go on Twitter, it's all about pride and gay anal sex and everything. 0.96

00:17:21.000 Mainstream sports are ruined.

00:17:22.000 They've become too corporate.

00:17:23.000 Boxing is our last chance.

00:17:25.000 Even the UFC is corrupted.

00:17:26.000 Boxing is our last spot where it's totally male, it's totally meritocracy, and that's why I love that you guys hit it.

00:17:33.000 That's why I love that you talk about boxing.

00:17:36.000 It's the last true passion that we have of what makes the country great.

00:17:39.000 I really think it's totally untouched.

00:17:41.000 How do you feel about females boxing? 1.00

00:17:43.000 I mean, some of the female boxers that are pro or even amateur, they could destroy me. 1.00

00:17:47.000 They have a lot of gas in their tank, and they can just keep going and going and going.

00:17:50.000 But then you see some other women who are doing it sort of recreationally, and you see them hitting the heavy bags, and you just think, what are you doing here? 0.92

00:17:57.000 You're like female cops. 1.00

00:17:59.000 You're in the wrong spot.

00:18:02.000 I'll give you a funny insight on that.

00:18:04.000 Derrick James is Errol Spence Jr.'

00:18:06.000 's trainer, and I've known him since 2009.

00:18:08.000 And when he met Errol Spence,

00:18:10.000 He had an old Jewish lady named Fran, uh, punched the hell out of him because she's in great shape. 0.99

00:18:17.000 And then I did it with two with Fran, and it's kind of like the punches don't hurt, but she comes at you with this weird, like, drunken housewife type of, you know, stamina. 1.00

00:18:26.000 So even though you're not hitting her back, obviously, and Errol's not going to hit her back, there is a degree to which the ones who have good cardio can be dangerous.

00:18:37.000 I don't think I'd want to be, for instance, and you know around her if she were drunk, so I think obviously if we're fighting.

00:18:43.000 I think you know there's there's some merit to it, but it seems like the women do better in the UFC. 1.00

00:18:47.000 I'm surprised there aren't more.

00:18:49.000 What is it?

00:18:49.000 Layla always and women's boxing for whatever reason.

00:18:53.000 I think there could be some decent ones, not to the male extent, but you know they're not.

00:18:57.000 They're better than people think.

00:18:58.000 I'll give him that.

00:19:00.000 Yeah I think boxing is it's almost like track and field where no one tells you but there's a five foot but five foot hole in the track you can't see so you're going along you're working out things are going good you're doing well and then someone just goes

00:19:15.000 And out of nowhere, you're in a black hole and you're gone.

00:19:19.000 And I don't think that's in most women's demeanor. 1.00

00:19:22.000 To be able to do a sport, just like any other sport, but there's an off switch that someone could randomly just go, WHAM!

00:19:28.000 And you get this, you know, the opposite of a wake-up call.

00:19:33.000 Alright, thanks for calling, buddy.

00:19:34.000 I like you more than a friend.

00:19:35.000 Okay, thanks, Gavin.

00:19:36.000 Appreciate it.

00:19:39.000 I gotta get used to the goodbyes.

00:19:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:42.000 I take these a little too long.

00:19:44.000 Well, it's been a while since you've done live calls, right?

00:19:47.000 I don't think I've... yeah, I guess it has been since the Gavin McInnes Show.

00:19:50.000 There you go.

00:19:51.000 So, you know, gotta get back on the horse.

00:19:52.000 We do them with Milo, but it's just... that show is anarchy.

00:19:55.000 Yeah, I'll bet.

00:19:57.000 Well, you know, he likes to have fun.

00:19:59.000 Oh, he likes to have fun.

00:20:00.000 We have sex after the show.

00:20:01.000 Do you?

00:20:02.000 Yeah, I have gay sex.

00:20:03.000 And I don't enjoy it, obviously.

00:20:04.000 I'm straight.

00:20:05.000 But I think it's important during Pride Month that everyone walks a mile in their shoes.

00:20:11.000 Stonewall.

00:20:12.000 Yeah.

00:20:13.000 During Black History Month, I wear a black face. 0.86

00:20:15.000 And the way I'm treated is unbelievable.

00:20:19.000 I have big white lips, and I'm all black, and I wear white gloves.

00:20:23.000 And I go into various stores, and I say,

00:20:26.000 Hello, I'd like me to get me a Sammy!

00:20:29.000 And I get nothing but negative feedback.

00:20:33.000 People say that's disgusting and I realize that black people go through that every single day.

00:20:38.000 Yeah, you're just trying to empathize.

00:20:40.000 And when I have gay sex during Gay Pride Month, I'm lying there on my stomach just like... 0.93

00:20:56.000 And it's incredibly painful, really unpleasant, and I realize gays go through that every day.

00:21:03.000 Every day gays have to suffer gay sex. 1.00

00:21:06.000 And there's no, you know, well, I was gonna say there's no parade for that.

00:21:10.000 Okay, there is a parade for that.

00:21:12.000 You get one parade.

00:21:14.000 But there's no t-shirt, no, there's t-shirts, there's t-shirts, okay.

00:21:17.000 But there's no, like, ballad, no song, oh no, there's songs for that, yeah, okay.

00:21:23.000 I guess gays are doing OK.

00:21:25.000 That's the funny thing about all these months.

00:21:28.000 You sort of go, OK, I'm going to pay attention to what's going on with you.

00:21:30.000 And then you look at it and you go, you guys are doing pretty good.

00:21:33.000 You guys are OK.

00:21:34.000 You had a shitty time in the 50s, but now I think we're OK.

00:21:40.000 That's why we're going to have a straight pride parade that's run by a gay. 0.98

00:21:45.000 Uh, should we take another call?

00:21:47.000 Yeah, sure.

00:21:47.000 Uh, let's talk to, uh, Louis, calling about Donald Trump.

00:21:52.000 Oh my god, is this Louis CK?

00:21:53.000 Oh my god, maybe.

00:21:55.000 Oh my god, I'm nervous.

00:21:57.000 Uh, hello, Louis?

00:21:58.000 Oh wait, uh, actually, click the wrong button, it's Alex from Dallas, gonna talk about Google and the censorship.

00:22:09.000 Hi Alex, how you doing?

00:22:12.000 Hey, Gavin.

00:22:13.000 Hey, I'm gonna switch it on you because I heard you talking about how your box with these guys from the Caribbean and it's the heat. 1.00

00:22:20.000 You're always alluding to this and it's called epigenetics.

00:22:24.000 It's how we're evolving action on a smaller micro dose.

00:22:28.000 So, when you think about it, besides the physicality between different people from different temperatures,

00:22:35.000 If you think about China, for 4,000 years, they're underneath the temper. 0.99

00:22:40.000 So, even socially, their structure, they're used to being in communism.

00:22:45.000 That's why I feel like they're actually okay with it.

00:22:48.000 Versus where you look at Europe, it's like, okay, you have the heat, you have the cold.

00:22:52.000 Your blonde hair, blue eyes.

00:22:53.000 Green hair, black hair.

00:22:55.000 We have so much variability.

00:22:57.000 That's why we tend to do more creation.

00:23:00.000 And then you look at Asia, where

00:23:02.000 They're under communist regime and emperors for so long that they're able to be great at taking European ideas and simplifying them to being efficient.

00:23:12.000 And I feel like it's taboo to say these things or have these theories, but I've talked to a lot of my friends about it, and they're like, yeah, that actually makes a lot of sense.

00:23:19.000 And if you go through each one, it starts to make even more sense of how we're set up.

00:23:24.000 No, Dr. Drew... Dr. Drew, of all people's...

00:23:46.000 Dr. Drew of all people said that.

00:23:48.000 He said the reason that Scots are so ornery, you can hang up on him, the reason Scots are so ornery is that they've been battling the English for 700 years and the ones who don't like confrontation are extinct.

00:24:01.000 And he also said that that's why the Scots are such drunks because they like adversity so much that if there's no war going on they'll put themselves in their own little body war.

00:24:11.000 Where they're going to make it difficult to walk down the street.

00:24:14.000 Now that's a war.

00:24:15.000 Just getting from A to B. I think that's valid, and it's an interesting point.

00:24:19.000 Can... Like, I don't believe in nurture on the short term.

00:24:22.000 I think your body is... Your existence is about 85% nature, 15% nurture.

00:24:28.000 And this is proven by children who were separated at birth.

00:24:31.000 It's happened...

00:24:33.000 A lot over the years, where they've been able to research identical twins.

00:24:36.000 One grew up in Paris, poor.

00:24:38.000 And the other grew up in New York, rich.

00:24:41.000 And they find out that when they finally get realigned, when they finally meet each other, 40 years later, their husbands look the same, their cars are the same, they have the same dog.

00:24:51.000 One is a film critic, one works in film.

00:24:53.000 They dress the same, they have the same taste in music.

00:24:57.000 This is, we are who we are at birth.

00:25:00.000 However,

00:25:01.000 Obviously, uh, you know, if someone beats the shit out of you every day of your life, you're going to be an asshole.

00:25:07.000 I like how I call the victims of abuse assholes.

00:25:11.000 Um, but.

00:25:13.000 What about, how long does it take before nurture is nature?

00:25:17.000 Like the reason that Asians have slantier eyes is when they were crossing over whatever it is, the Bering Strait, and they, you know, people would go snow blind from the brightness. 1.00

00:25:29.000 So the ones who were squinting or had squintier eyes would tend to breed more.

00:25:33.000 That's why my wife, who's an American Indian, has those eyes because she comes from those same, it's the same sort of background going through the snow. 0.95

00:25:42.000 So that's society, that's your environment shaping who you are genetically.

00:25:49.000 Maybe the Chinese whose society is 40,000 years old. 0.99

00:25:54.000 I mean Canada is about I think it became it got its national anthem in 1980 so that's not 40,000 years ago that's what 38 years ago 39 years ago so I think it's totally possible that that China's

00:26:12.000 China's acceptance of communism is genetic.

00:26:15.000 But here's another thing you didn't mention, sir.

00:26:16.000 And the reason I hung up on you, by the way, is so we don't have feedback and yeah while I'm talking.

00:26:21.000 I assume you've subscribed to freespeech.tv and you're hearing all this.

00:26:24.000 If not, sorry cheater, you don't get to hear your answer.

00:26:30.000 You got to remember that Mao killed 80 million Chinese.

00:26:35.000 And he's focused on dissent, but he really focused on the middle class and the creative class and anyone who would be adverse to his ideas, which were communist ideas.

00:26:47.000 So it's possible that one man, Mao, altered the DNA, altered the genetics of the entire country.

00:26:55.000 And to a certain extent, the continent.

00:26:57.000 But of all of China.

00:26:59.000 Because when you keep killing 80 million of one type of person, and it's people who don't like communism, you're going to genetically end up with people who are prone to being told what to do, who respect authority, who are not rebels, who are not innovative, who are not creative.

00:27:16.000 I mean, Asians might be smarter than us.

00:27:18.000 They might want to invent something at some point.

00:27:21.000 Like China, what's going on with you?

00:27:23.000 Why do you just keep ripping off our stuff?

00:27:24.000 Invent something with that high IQ of yours.

00:27:26.000 But they can't.

00:27:27.000 And I think it's possible that Mao genetically killed their creativity.

00:27:37.000 That being said, when you meet someone,

00:27:42.000 You accept them at face value.

00:27:45.000 I think prejudice is when you see a pattern and it's okay to see a pattern.

00:27:48.000 Irish people are bad with whiskey. 1.00

00:27:50.000 But when you see an Irishman, you have to look at him and assume that he might be one of the ones that is good with whiskey or doesn't drink at all.

00:27:59.000 That's what's important.

00:28:00.000 Bigotry is when you apply a pattern to every single person and refuse to accept exceptions.

00:28:07.000 You have to have an open mind every time you meet someone.

00:28:10.000 Racism is when you're looking for an accountant and a black guy shows up and you go, nah, I don't think so. 0.99

00:28:16.000 You guys aren't good at math.

00:28:17.000 You can recognize a pattern with African-Americans in mathematics. 0.99

00:28:22.000 I'm not saying there is one.

00:28:23.000 But when you meet him, you have to say, all right, we got a smart guy on our hands.

00:28:27.000 He applied for the job.

00:28:29.000 You can recognize patterns and not apply them to everyone at the same time.

00:28:32.000 And this is the problem with the left, is they go, there's a pattern here.

00:28:36.000 Oh, you don't think women are good at mathematics? 1.00

00:28:39.000 Oh yeah?

00:28:40.000 What about Liane Lemieux, who won the Fields Medal in 1846?

00:28:45.000 And you go, okay, wonderful.

00:28:47.000 That's great for her. 0.71

00:28:47.000 Oh, you don't think women are good fighters? 0.71

00:28:49.000 What about Ronda Rousey?

00:28:50.000 And then the left thinks that's the end of the discussion.

00:28:53.000 You go, no I never said every single person is like this.

00:28:57.000 I said women generally tend to be bad at fighting. 1.00

00:29:00.000 Which is why I don't think you should have this dictum that says we need more female cops. 1.00

00:29:06.000 Because you end up pulling in all these fat ass short Puerto Rican chicks who get the shit beaten out of them. 1.00

00:29:11.000 Or die like that chick in Colorado did the other day. 1.00

00:29:15.000 When she started getting, when she was involved in a domestic.

00:29:19.000 Now when some female beast, some Olga from Ukraine shows up and she can pick you up and throw you over her head, by all means hire her. 1.00

00:29:29.000 I never said never hire women cops.

00:29:32.000 I don't think women are good politicians generally. 1.00

00:29:35.000 I also think Margaret Thatcher is one of the greatest politicians of all time.

00:29:39.000 I don't think women are good writers generally. 1.00

00:29:41.000 I think they tend to be too verbose and their columns are too long.

00:29:47.000 Because they don't sit and sort of hammer out the idea.

00:29:49.000 Men are good at taking a big ephemeral cloud of ideas and crunching it down into one solid concept.

00:29:56.000 Women just like to leave it in the cloudy format. 1.00

00:29:59.000 I remember playing charades once as a young man on Magic Mushrooms and we divided the teams.

00:30:05.000 We were all high on psilocybin.

00:30:08.000 We divided the teams into male and female.

00:30:10.000 Our features were exaggerated, our tendencies were exaggerated, and the men were sitting there going, third world, third word, sounds like, moving, moving, parts, parts, moving parts, yes, Ford, Model T Ford.

00:30:21.000 It was all like, choo choo choo choo.

00:30:22.000 And the women, I noticed, were sort of like, picnic basket, going on a trip, okay, enjoying the scenery, it's old, olden times, oh, Model T Ford. 1.00

00:30:34.000 We're different.

00:30:35.000 Now that doesn't mean that you can't have... Look, women aren't great writers. 1.00

00:30:39.000 Most of my favorite writers are female.

00:30:40.000 Anne Coulter, Michelle Malkin, Naomi Schafer-Riley, Laura Hillerbrand, the woman who wrote Unbroken.

00:30:52.000 It's called Anecdotal Evidence.

00:31:09.000 And made them look dumb for being nice.

00:31:10.000 Like they had this war vet who, I think it was John McCain, signed, or Dick Cheney, signed a waterboarding container, like the gallon jug they use for waterboarding.

00:31:21.000 Some vet asked him to sign it and he signed it, a waterboarding jug.

00:31:25.000 Yeah, that looks terrible.

00:31:26.000 But you don't know if this guy has PTSD.

00:31:29.000 You don't know what happened to him.

00:31:30.000 He might have mental problems.

00:31:32.000 And you're kind to the guy.

00:31:34.000 So you say, OK, here, I'll sign it for you.

00:31:37.000 Or they had that other dude who was teaching, showing how to teach toddlers how to use guns in kindergarten.

00:31:44.000 Yes, that sounds absurd.

00:31:45.000 The detail they didn't mention is that Sacha Baron Cohen posed as someone from Israel.

00:31:50.000 Now, if you're in Sderot in Israel, you're under siege on a daily basis.

00:31:55.000 And I don't know.

00:31:56.000 I've been to schools in Sderot.

00:31:58.000 They look like Rikers. 0.96

00:32:00.000 They literally look like Rikers.

00:32:01.000 So maybe kids should know what to do if some Palestinian terrorist drops his handgun next to a five-year-old.

00:32:07.000 Maybe they should know how to pick it up.

00:32:09.000 Can't leave out that detail.

00:32:10.000 So what Sacha Baron Cohen did was he took advantage of people who were being kind and erring on the side of politeness, which the right tends to do more than the left.

00:32:21.000 And then she goes, well, I've had a microphone and a camera in front of me and been told to do stupid shit, and I've just said no.

00:32:27.000 Yeah, you're one person.

00:32:28.000 That's anecdotal evidence.

00:32:30.000 You don't represent the pattern.

00:32:32.000 You've also had a camera pointed in your face since you were doing stand-up as a fucking 17-year-old.

00:32:37.000 Hey, John, another thing.

00:32:39.000 Can you turn on these two lights?

00:32:41.000 I'm getting weird shadows.

00:32:42.000 Oh yeah, sure.

00:32:43.000 Do not stand in the shadows!

00:32:46.000 Do not stand in the shadows, whoa-ho! 1.00

00:32:50.000 I guess we'll do the mailbag, but I don't know what to call it now.

00:32:53.000 Ex-employees mailbag.

00:32:57.000 What happens when you click on... I'm clicking on freespeech.tv livestream to see if there's a freespeech.tv livestream.

00:33:08.000 It's loading.

00:33:09.000 That's not good.

00:33:11.000 What if I look on my phone?

00:33:11.000 Can you watch it?

00:33:12.000 Let's take another call after you turn those lights on.

00:33:20.000 Oh, I just look at this.

00:33:21.000 I texted my old employee, David Kast.

00:33:23.000 I'm Kast, man.

00:33:24.000 I go, Ryan is fired.

00:33:26.000 You know any David Kast?

00:33:27.000 And he goes, Yeah, John Serino.

00:33:29.000 Oh, what a guy.

00:33:30.000 This is 2.46pm.

00:33:32.000 Thanks, buddy.

00:33:33.000 Just in time.

00:33:34.000 Yeah, always.

00:33:37.000 If you want, we've got Lars.

00:33:38.000 He wants to wait.

00:33:39.000 No, no.

00:33:40.000 When is Lars calling about Brian being fired?

00:33:44.000 Ryan.

00:33:45.000 Oh, Brian.

00:33:46.000 That's what they wrote.

00:33:47.000 Because it's a machine that transcribes.

00:33:49.000 Yeah, it's amazing.

00:33:50.000 You guys talk and it turns it into words for me to read.

00:33:55.000 When I go to the live thing, it just goes back to the beginning of the show.

00:33:58.000 That's not live.

00:34:00.000 It should be.

00:34:01.000 Uhuru.

00:34:03.000 Como esta? 0.96

00:34:04.000 How's it going?

00:34:06.000 This is your favorite punk from London calling.

00:34:09.000 I didn't know you were American.

00:34:13.000 No, I'm not American.

00:34:14.000 I'm from Norway.

00:34:15.000 Oh, you have an American accent.

00:34:18.000 Where did you learn English?

00:34:21.000 By my American friends.

00:34:23.000 Huh.

00:34:24.000 It's a better accent.

00:34:27.000 Yeah, I prefer it.

00:34:28.000 The chicks over here, they love it too. 1.00

00:34:31.000 It's kind of a funny American accent you chose though.

00:34:35.000 You kind of sound like a weatherman's friend in Colorado.

00:34:41.000 Well, we can't all be perfect.

00:34:43.000 I guess I have some genetic indisposition to having a perfect one.

00:34:48.000 Yeah, he keeps wanting to go out and party and the guy... Look, I gotta do the weatherman.

00:34:52.000 I'm literally a weatherman.

00:34:54.000 Come on, let's get one more drink.

00:34:55.000 Let's do one more shot.

00:34:57.000 All right, what do you want to know?

00:34:57.000 What's up?

00:34:58.000 No, so I'm just saying, I think I actually sent you this letter to like three different emails about Ryan being fired, but I think I speak on behalf of a lot of people when I say that.

00:35:10.000 Your show yesterday, when you had John Locke with John Matthew, that's one of the killer shows in a long, long time, because there's no interjections by a guy who doesn't know anything.

00:35:21.000 And I'm really sorry that I got to hear that he's in jail because of a domestic thing.

00:35:26.000 I've been in jail twice, I think it's sent to someone about that too, but that's a doozy, but still.

00:35:33.000 I don't know.

00:35:34.000 His comedy, his comedic value is good.

00:35:37.000 And when he makes a great joke or a great impression, that's amazing.

00:35:41.000 But otherwise, it's sort of outweighed by his interjections, him being not pulling shit up at times, him, you know, messing shit around.

00:35:51.000 So I think the show will be better now.

00:35:54.000 Nonetheless.

00:35:55.000 Depends on what happens, I guess.

00:35:56.000 When did you last get laid?

00:36:00.000 Well, three and a half days ago.

00:36:01.000 Four days ago, I guess.

00:36:02.000 It's about 8pm over here.

00:36:04.000 How was it?

00:36:05.000 It's Thursday until Sunday.

00:36:07.000 It was okay.

00:36:09.000 It was actually funny because it was a total frickin' libtard. 1.00

00:36:13.000 I mean, she was all out, Greenpeace, Rebellion Extinction, no shaving under the arms, like hairy armpits.

00:36:23.000 Hairy legs?

00:36:23.000 All that kind of stuff.

00:36:25.000 But it was good because she was tight, dude.

00:36:29.000 Did she shave her legs? 0.96

00:36:33.000 Uh, she shaved her, uh, she shaved her shins and her thighs, but nothing else. 0.99

00:36:39.000 Weird.

00:36:39.000 So did she have a huge bush?

00:36:43.000 No, just a, just a, just a short shaven one. 0.80

00:36:46.000 Like if you didn't shave in about, I guess, four days, that's her bush. 0.96

00:36:50.000 And her arms are about 10 days non-shaven for a beard. 1.00

00:36:54.000 I can deal.

00:36:54.000 You know what?

00:36:55.000 If everything else is reasonable, hairy armpits aren't the end of the world.

00:37:02.000 No, I know.

00:37:02.000 I mean, just about two months ago, I think, after we had, actually, a pop quiz meet, or the pop quiz battalion, I hooked up with this French chick, and she was proper, like, brutal French from the 1940s, 50s, maybe?

00:37:16.000 And she had, I guess, an inch of bush.

00:37:20.000 Yeah, that's fine.

00:37:22.000 Yeah, I think the only deal breaker as far as hair goes is when it's like the bush goes onto the legs a bit.

00:37:32.000 Lower back hair is also a bummer.

00:37:33.000 And intense shin hair, like man levels of shin hair.

00:37:37.000 I'm sorry.

00:37:39.000 And of course, the ultimate deal breaker is thinning hair.

00:37:43.000 Balding women. 1.00

00:37:54.000 I've told this story a million times, but I was going to see the film Sin City.

00:37:58.000 Remember the comic book-y movie?

00:38:00.000 I think Bruce Willis is in it?

00:38:02.000 Yeah.

00:38:02.000 And it's black and white.

00:38:03.000 And the... I was going to say the pews.

00:38:06.000 The seats were very steep.

00:38:08.000 The incline was nuts.

00:38:09.000 It was almost like a sports stadium.

00:38:10.000 It's in New York.

00:38:11.000 I guess it was Union Square.

00:38:13.000 And I'm looking down, and she's almost between my knees. 1.00

00:38:16.000 And I'm just... I can see right through.

00:38:19.000 Everything.

00:38:21.000 Like, it's worse than shitty tits. 1.00

00:38:23.000 It's worse than being fat.

00:38:24.000 It's a deal-breaker.

00:38:26.000 It's one of the only things where you go, we cannot work this out, no matter what.

00:38:30.000 Ladies, if you have that horrible curse, which I would equate with a micro-penis. 1.00

00:38:36.000 It's like having a penis that doctors want to bring, like when a doctor sees it, he goes, can you come to this convention we're doing?

00:38:42.000 I'm a urologist and you're my ticket.

00:38:45.000 Just stardom.

00:38:48.000 It's almost as bad as that.

00:38:49.000 But you can just go to Singapore or something and have plugs put in.

00:38:52.000 They have the technology.

00:38:54.000 You'll be fine.

00:38:55.000 My barber told me that they have stuff now where he can't even tell.

00:38:57.000 And what does he do all day?

00:38:58.000 Look at hair.

00:39:01.000 Alright, we should take a second to look at these debates.

00:39:06.000 First thing, I believe Ryan, after getting fired from here, went and worked for the DNC because... Check out this... They left all their mics on?

00:39:16.000 Could you not... Could you not have run through the debate a couple times before you broadcast it, please?

00:39:22.000 Check out this clip.

00:39:23.000 It's the debate technical job, the top one.

00:39:30.000 ...were killed in a school shooting last year, and where there has been significant activism on gun violence ever since.

00:39:36.000 Many of you are calling for a restoration of an assault weapons ban... Look at the lag we got here, John.

00:39:41.000 ...there will still be hundreds of millions of guns in this country... Are you online?

00:39:45.000 ...should there be a role for the federal government... Everybody's mics are on.

00:39:49.000 I think we have a... I heard that, too.

00:39:52.000 That's okay.

00:39:53.000 I think we had a little mic issue in the back.

00:39:55.000 Control room, we've got... We have the... I think we heard... Yeah, we have the audience audio.

00:40:00.000 That lag is unusably bad.

00:40:03.000 You know, sorry to bore you folks at home, but we're trying out all the kickflips here.

00:40:07.000 Stop playing that, please.

00:40:11.000 Sometimes if it goes through the internet, you get brutal lag, but if you hardwire it to the thing, which it is, it's much smoother.

00:40:18.000 All right, let me give it a go.

00:40:19.000 Yeah, they left the mics on.

00:40:24.000 And the other thing that annoys me about this is that in the control room, you can hear someone just blethering, just yapping away.

00:40:33.000 Now, I know they didn't know their mic was on, but when we're at the debates and it's MSNBC, God knows how much they paid to have the privilege of hosting that.

00:40:41.000 There's a lot of money at stake.

00:40:43.000 Millions and millions of people are watching this.

00:40:45.000 Can you not be blethering on?

00:40:46.000 Can you not be yapping all the time?

00:40:49.000 God, people yap too much.

00:40:53.000 I know I yap for a living, but when you're out at bars and stuff, and there's these people, like I see these women in my neighborhood, these rich housewives who don't do any work, the nanny, the au pair, everyone else does everything, and they're just going for walks, and you just hear them just nattering, nattering, like birds.

00:41:13.000 I want to just go, what are you talking about?

00:41:15.000 Like when I, I hate getting phone calls.

00:41:17.000 I, in fact, I don't really answer my phone.

00:41:19.000 I just say, text me, please.

00:41:20.000 It's nice and concise, but when I'm on the phone, sometimes I just, after about a minute, I just have to lie.

00:41:26.000 I used to go, Oh, I'm going in a tunnel.

00:41:29.000 I just hate talking.

00:41:31.000 What are you doing over there?

00:41:34.000 Even if there's a hardwire connection, it just looks like there's only this IVGA internet connection.

00:41:39.000 No, I think you have to turn off your internet, but then that would screw everything up, right?

00:41:44.000 Yeah, alright.

00:41:46.000 Sorry folks, we won't bore you with... Anyway, don't come here for DNC debate coverage.

00:41:54.000 Go to Breitbart.

00:41:55.000 Breitbart is a... Oh, you know what's another great site I just discovered?

00:41:59.000 You probably already know about it, but Paul Joseph Watson's news site, summit.news.

00:42:04.000 I like the word summit because in the British working class it means something.

00:42:08.000 Are you angry about summit?

00:42:10.000 What's your problem?

00:42:12.000 You're always pissing about Summit.

00:42:14.000 But yeah, show that?

00:42:16.000 Summit News is a great place to go for your news every morning.

00:42:19.000 It's got all the latest stupid controversies and it's fun, too.

00:42:22.000 It's not boring.

00:42:23.000 Like they had the Sean Lennon story.

00:42:25.000 Oh, they had Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.

00:42:27.000 We got to talk about this.

00:42:28.000 This is so good.

00:42:31.000 She goes up to a border wall and is crying.

00:42:34.000 This is in the notes, too, I think.

00:42:36.000 Is it?

00:42:36.000 No, it's not.

00:42:37.000 Geez.

00:42:38.000 She goes up to the border wall and is crying and Paul Joseph Watson was angry.

00:42:43.000 She's wearing a $600 watch.

00:42:45.000 I think that's kind of cheap for a watch.

00:42:48.000 But we look at the border wall and it's a parking lot.

00:42:53.000 The border wall she's crying in front of is a parking lot.

00:42:56.000 There's a tree there.

00:42:57.000 What are you talking about?

00:42:59.000 And you can see, it looks like an American car.

00:43:02.000 Oh, there's a picture too.

00:43:02.000 I don't know if you'll be able to find this.

00:43:04.000 It was in my notes.

00:43:04.000 I don't know what I did with it.

00:43:09.000 And you can see the angle that the photographers are shooting from.

00:43:12.000 And right behind them, you see that it's clearly a parking lot.

00:43:19.000 She's the worst! 1.00

00:43:21.000 So she's wearing a brand new white pantsuit, $600 watch, and she's crying in front of a parking lot, posing as all these AP photographers catch her.

00:43:31.000 That really sums her up.

00:43:32.000 There we go.

00:43:33.000 Doesn't that sum her up in a nutshell?

00:43:35.000 Her sitting there, crying, trying to get the picture.

00:43:41.000 Unbelievable.

00:43:45.000 And that was sort of a takeaway from the debate, too.

00:43:49.000 That these people are stuck in all this weird... There we go.

00:43:52.000 That's perfect.

00:43:54.000 That doesn't have the one with the photographers, though.

00:44:00.000 When I was watching the debate... You can go to the highlights reel now.

00:44:03.000 We have to cover it, folks.

00:44:04.000 I'm sorry, but we'll be very brief.

00:44:06.000 Here's the deal, lefties.

00:44:09.000 You think Trump won because he's a Nazi.

00:44:11.000 So you go, I'm going to be the anti-Nazi.

00:44:12.000 I'm going to be Antifa.

00:44:14.000 I'm anti-fascist.

00:44:15.000 He's a fascist.

00:44:16.000 He's not a fascist, dumbass.

00:44:18.000 Antifa's radical.

00:44:20.000 So you think going radical left with Ilhan Omar and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is going to work because it worked for the Nazi party, the GOP. 0.72

00:44:27.000 Yes, that would be logical if the GOP was the Nazi party. 0.83

00:44:31.000 They're not.

00:44:33.000 So you wasted all of this energy being radical when you should be doing the opposite.

00:44:38.000 If you want to win, talk about pragmatic things like health care.

00:44:42.000 Talk about Trump's failures, about how there's no wall.

00:44:45.000 Talk about infrastructure.

00:44:49.000 Talk about the deficit.

00:44:51.000 Talk about fiscal conservatism.

00:44:55.000 Stuff like that.

00:44:56.000 Don't talk about abortions a day after the baby's born.

00:44:59.000 But they're not.

00:45:00.000 They're going all in.

00:45:02.000 So let's just play some of the highlights.

00:45:05.000 And they do sound a little bit, which is smart.

00:45:09.000 You know what concerns me, John?

00:45:11.000 When you play a clip, it sounds crystal clear.

00:45:14.000 And when we get calls, it sounds like Charlie Brown's parents.

00:45:17.000 Calls don't sound so bad on the mics.

00:45:20.000 Oh, good.

00:45:20.000 And I have people monitoring online say it's not so bad.

00:45:23.000 Oh, wow.

00:45:24.000 Look at you.

00:45:24.000 Hopefully this will play better with her buddy.

00:45:28.000 So yes, I'm with Bernie on Medicare for All.

00:45:31.000 There are a lot of politicians who say, oh, it's just not possible, we just can't do it.

00:45:57.000 A lot of political reasons for this.

00:45:59.000 What they're really telling you is they just won't fight for it.

00:46:03.000 Well, healthcare is a basic human right, and I will fight for basic human rights.

00:46:10.000 I am just simply concerned about...

00:46:40.000 Who's this chick now? 1.00

00:46:41.000 I think that might be uh... What's her name? 0.80

00:46:43.000 Marianna Williamson?

00:46:43.000 No.

00:47:00.000 Kristen Gillibrand, Jay Inslee.

00:47:03.000 I think that's Jay Inslee we're looking at.

00:47:04.000 No, that's Amy, Amy Klopukar.

00:47:07.000 I think that's Amy Klopukar.

00:47:09.000 She's known for treating her staff like shit, which I appreciate.

00:47:14.000 I fire them regularly.

00:47:17.000 Kicking half of America off of their health insurance in four years, which is exactly what this bill says.

00:47:25.000 So let me go on beyond that.

00:47:27.000 There is a much bigger issue in addition to that.

00:47:30.000 So folks that are just hearing the audio of this, could, who's that?

00:47:37.000 Could, what's her name?

00:47:39.000 Tulsi Gabbard be hotter, please? 0.92

00:47:42.000 Now you're a young man, John, so you don't have the same spectrum of desires I have.

00:47:45.000 When you get to be 48, you start to see the beauty in other 40-somethings. 0.95

00:47:50.000 Oh, dude, honestly, I think I'm a little ahead of my time because I feel you, man.

00:47:54.000 I can look at an older woman and say, damn, that is a beautiful woman. 1.00

00:47:58.000 I appreciate imperfections make them more sexy.

00:48:01.000 Oh, I'm glad you said that because Tulsi Gabbard doesn't just have that white streak in her hair, which makes her look like a Disney supervillain. 1.00

00:48:08.000 She also has weird pockmarks on her face. 0.96

00:48:11.000 And I've been Pavlovian programmed

00:48:14.000 To like women with scars on their face because they were teased in school and tend to have more substance than just a pretty girl.

00:48:23.000 So ideally you have a super hot chick with like a facial scar. 1.00

00:48:29.000 Like that chick in the band, what are they called? 1.00

00:48:31.000 War Room?

00:48:32.000 That band we were talking about last show.

00:48:35.000 Now I know what you're saying.

00:48:36.000 You're saying, Gavin, Katie Pavlich is hot and she has no facial scars, no flaws. 1.00

00:48:44.000 Why is she so interesting and intelligent? 1.00

00:48:47.000 That's an interesting question, and I appreciate you asking.

00:48:50.000 I've looked into this.

00:48:51.000 I researched this by talking to Katie Pavlich herself.

00:48:55.000 You know what the solution is?

00:48:57.000 She grew up on a farm and had no idea she was hot until it was too late, and she'd already formed a personality. 0.53

00:49:02.000 She grew up in the buttfuck Idaho, or not Idaho, but buttfuck nowhere, on a farm and had no idea. 0.57

00:49:08.000 So that's, there's three ways that a hot chick can be interesting. 1.00

00:49:11.000 One, a severe facial scar.

00:49:14.000 Two, a retarded sibling. 1.00

00:49:17.000 Like in All About Mary.

00:49:18.000 Yes.

00:49:19.000 That gives them substance because they have dealt with assholes.

00:49:22.000 And then three, they grew up in the middle of nowhere and had no idea.

00:49:25.000 I like that.

00:49:27.000 Thank you.

00:49:28.000 That's a t-shirt.

00:49:29.000 And that is pharmaceuticals.

00:49:31.000 The president literally went on TV, on Fox, and said that people's heads would spin when they see how much he would bring down pharmaceutical prices.

00:49:40.000 Instead, 2,500 drugs have gone up in double digits since he came into office.

00:49:46.000 Private insurance is not working for tens of millions of Americans.

00:49:49.000 When you talk about the co-pays, the deductibles, the premiums, the out-of-pocket expenses, it's not working.

00:49:54.000 How can you defend a system that's not working?

00:49:58.000 BORING!

00:49:58.000 Can you just pause it here?

00:49:59.000 Here's a rule of thumb.

00:50:00.000 Everyone on that stage that you don't recognize is not going anywhere and you will never see them again.

00:50:07.000 Soon.

00:50:07.000 That includes

00:50:21.000 Tim Ryan is some guy going for the yoga vote.

00:50:25.000 Julian Castro, who's a pro abortion dude who has a fight face.

00:50:29.000 Know what a fight face is?

00:50:31.000 When you're in a fight, a bar fight and someone goes, Hey, what the hell just happened?

00:50:35.000 And you go, I don't know.

00:50:36.000 Jesus, the guy sucker punched me.

00:50:38.000 It was so weird.

00:50:39.000 And you're trying to look cool.

00:50:41.000 You think you're going like this, but your, your adrenaline is so intense that you're going, uh, here, zoom in on me.

00:50:51.000 Make me normal.

00:50:51.000 You don't have to zoom.

00:50:52.000 Just make me fullscreen.

00:50:54.000 This is a fight face.

00:50:54.000 Now look up Julian Castro.

00:50:56.000 I bet you'll find a picture where he has this super awkward face.

00:51:01.000 I think he thought it was someone else.

00:51:03.000 I was just sitting there talking to my girlfriend, and he came and punched me in the face, and then he got kicked out.

00:51:08.000 I'm still sitting here like, what the fuck?

00:51:10.000 That was so weird.

00:51:16.000 Um, so yeah, Tim Ryan's going for the yoga vote.

00:51:19.000 You'll never see him again.

00:51:20.000 Julian Castro has a fight face.

00:51:21.000 We'll dig him up in a second.

00:51:22.000 Amy Klobuchar.

00:51:24.000 That's the little midget we just saw. 1.00

00:51:25.000 She's too short to be president and she's mean to her staff. 1.00

00:51:28.000 Jay Inslee is a dumbass who's putting all his money on the climate change.

00:51:31.000 What?

00:51:33.000 This thing is... clown world will be fine.

00:51:36.000 John Delaney is a pro-abortion millionaire.

00:51:38.000 Lots of pro-abortion people think they're just gonna get the women vote. 1.00

00:51:42.000 Hey dunces, 50% of women are pro-life. 1.00

00:51:45.000 Almost.

00:51:46.000 Marianne Williamson is running.

00:51:48.000 She's on the stage.

00:51:48.000 She's a new age self-help guru and looks wise she's a 6.7.

00:51:54.000 She's not gonna be president. 1.00

00:51:55.000 Some guy named John Hickenlooper.

00:51:59.000 Some rich dude who has rich people buying private planes.

00:52:02.000 He's not going anywhere.

00:52:03.000 And then, of course, Kristen Gillibrand.

00:52:05.000 I know you recognize her, but she's still not going to be on the list.

00:52:08.000 She's a pro-abortion Catholic, and looks wise, she's a 6.8. 0.82

00:52:14.000 And then, of course, we have Bill de Blasio, the dunce on stilts who ruined New York.

00:52:20.000 Cory Booker, who thinks he's black, despite growing up in a neighborhood so white.

00:52:26.000 Ooh, maybe he could show that one.

00:52:29.000 That'll be handy.

00:52:30.000 Cory Booker grew up so white, in an area so white, that they had never had black people before.

00:52:35.000 And I think the neighbors tried to prevent it from happening.

00:52:38.000 So, he's obviously embarrassed for that, so he starts pretending he has a friend named T-Bone.

00:52:43.000 Just put up that pic.

00:52:44.000 Does that have all their names?

00:52:45.000 Yeah, just trying to get it full screen.

00:52:46.000 Oh.

00:52:50.000 Um, Elizabeth Warren is the nincompoop who said she was an Indian.

00:52:55.000 Beta O'Rourke, the little kid on a skateboard who won't shut up about immigration.

00:53:00.000 Look, there's Castro right above me with a fight face.

00:53:03.000 And that's not even his most fight face-y photo.

00:53:09.000 Make it come back.

00:53:11.000 I want it.

00:53:14.000 I want it so bad.

00:53:15.000 Alright.

00:53:17.000 Alright.

00:53:18.000 So.

00:53:20.000 Booker, we talked about Klubuchar.

00:53:23.000 What's going on?

00:53:26.000 Put it on the other one.

00:53:27.000 I don't need to see the highlight reel anymore.

00:53:29.000 Right.

00:53:30.000 But we should know these candidates.

00:53:33.000 Whatever happened to that guy who said white people suck?

00:53:36.000 And he was like the handsome young man with the tie who talked about white privilege all the time and got lambasted for it.

00:53:45.000 He didn't even make it to the stage.

00:53:47.000 Poor dude.

00:53:51.000 Betowork, Tulsi Gabbard.

00:53:53.000 She's my favorite.

00:53:54.000 You know, Tulsi Gabbard was the only one criticizing all the military-industrial complex and all these ceaseless wars in the Middle East.

00:54:02.000 So that's kind of cool.

00:54:04.000 I think she's my favorite of the DNC.

00:54:06.000 And it doesn't hurt that she's a 7.89?

00:54:07.000 She's not a 7.9.

00:54:09.000 She's a 7.89.

00:54:18.000 Kristen Gillibrand, that's her there. 0.94

00:54:20.000 She's the pro-abortion chick going nowhere. 1.00

00:54:24.000 And then there's Andrew Yang.

00:54:26.000 Is he on that list?

00:54:27.000 Oh, that's the guy I was talking about.

00:54:28.000 Swalwell.

00:54:29.000 That guy in the far end.

00:54:30.000 He's the one who hates white people. 0.54

00:54:32.000 Andrew Yang started saying some of that too because people thought he was racist because he started talking about genetics.

00:54:37.000 Andrew Yang's the guy who wants to give everyone a thousand bucks.

00:54:41.000 Then there's Kamala Harris, who believed the Jussie Smollett thing right out of the gate. 1.00

00:54:45.000 Now, no matter how you feel about race, I don't want someone who's that bad at sussing out a fraud.

00:54:55.000 Like, we almost went to war with Iran.

00:54:58.000 If she's knee-jerk enough to believe Jussie Smollett out of the gate, would we be at war with Iran right now?

00:55:05.000 Anyway, it's Loser Central.

00:55:07.000 I think the only woman of interest is Tulsi Gabbard, and she's not going to win.

00:55:11.000 So they're not going to win.

00:55:12.000 They don't have any candidates.

00:55:13.000 Pete Buddigig.

00:55:15.000 Pete Buddigig's whole thing is trying to bait us into making homophobic jokes about him.

00:55:21.000 We don't have to, dude.

00:55:23.000 Your husband is such a loser, such a kitten picture loser, that we can just make fun of him.

00:55:30.000 Alright, we're running out of time here.

00:55:33.000 John is charging me by the hour, and we're getting into the quadruple digits here.

00:55:39.000 Let's take a couple calls.

00:55:40.000 I don't like leaving people hanging.

00:55:44.000 Do we have a million calls, though?

00:55:46.000 Yeah, we've got a few.

00:55:47.000 Let's go to the person waiting the longest.

00:55:49.000 Scott Politics.

00:55:51.000 Scott Politics, how you doing, man?

00:55:55.000 Hey, Gavin.

00:55:56.000 Sorry I'm walking through a hallway.

00:55:58.000 What's up, buddy?

00:55:59.000 You sound like you're in a fish tank.

00:56:00.000 It sounds cool.

00:56:00.000 You sound like those fish on Pee Wee's Playhouse.

00:56:02.000 I'm leaving my office, that's why.

00:56:05.000 So I'm in a fish tank.

00:56:07.000 How you doing, bud?

00:56:08.000 I'm fine, how are you?

00:56:09.000 I didn't know what to say when I called in.

00:56:12.000 And this is Mom 7.

00:56:12.000 I didn't know what to do.

00:56:14.000 When the fucking call, because I'm sitting at my desk, I'm like, oh shit, I can't really say what I want to say when I call in.

00:56:19.000 But, uh, dig your new format, man.

00:56:23.000 Yeah, can we get to the fucking question please, Blabbermouth?

00:56:27.000 Yeah, let me give you a question.

00:56:29.000 How many fingers, Gavin?

00:56:31.000 I can't see you.

00:56:33.000 How many fingers am I holding up?

00:56:35.000 Huh?

00:56:36.000 How many fingers am I holding up?

00:56:39.000 Come on, Gavin.

00:56:40.000 Can we go to the next guy?

00:56:46.000 You waited a long time to bore us to death.

00:56:47.000 What are you, the DNC?

00:56:50.000 Patrick George, friendly debate, gayness.

00:56:54.000 P. George, what's up?

00:56:56.000 Hey, um, I just wanted to talk to you about the gayness of gymnastics or Brazilian jiu-jitsu versus boxing. 0.97

00:57:04.000 Yeah, Brazilian jiu-jitsu.

00:57:06.000 What's that Cabo Vejo thing where they just do those homo roundhouse kicks? 1.00

00:57:13.000 Yeah, Cabo Vejo.

00:57:15.000 I believe it's an old Brazilian style kickboxing and a lot of times it's just used for like celebratory dancing, I believe.

00:57:24.000 It's just dancing.

00:57:28.000 Yeah, they just get together in a circle on a beach and throw their heels around at each other.

00:57:33.000 I gotta say though, every time I watch women's sports, like soccer, and the only time I watch it is when it's on in the bar, and I'm watching women's soccer and it's always going offside and they never seem to score. 0.58

00:57:44.000 I feel like I could be a goalie for the women's Olympic soccer team and do pretty good.

00:57:49.000 But when you watch women do gymnastics, maybe it's their lower center of gravity, that's the one time where you go, Jesus Christ, that was, whoa, that was a hell of a flip. 1.00

00:58:00.000 As a male gymnast, I would never do female gymnastics.

00:58:00.000 Yeah.

00:58:04.000 It is just a next level of, you're either crazy good or crazy stupid to be doing it.

00:58:10.000 Oh, did you see that woman who broke her kneecaps the other day? 1.00

00:58:12.000 They bent the wrong way.

00:58:15.000 Yeah, that was, she came out, I believe of a round off double Arabian and she just landed and hyper extended her knees and made herself look like an ostrich. 1.00

00:58:25.000 Wait a minute.

00:58:26.000 You're a male gymnast?

00:58:29.000 Yes, sir.

00:58:30.000 I think that might be gay. 1.00

00:58:33.000 Well, it's either we're gay because we play the most difficult sport in the industry and we hang out around beautiful women all day.

00:58:42.000 Yeah, like male cheerleaders? 0.88

00:58:44.000 Yeah, like male cheerleaders, but they're gay. 1.00

00:58:49.000 Or say a male flight attendant?

00:58:50.000 He gets to hang around with hot chicks all day. 1.00

00:58:53.000 Or maybe a hairstylist?

00:58:54.000 Straight hairstylists get to hang around with hot chicks all day. 1.00

00:58:59.000 True, but I feel like they get hit on by gay men more, because if you think about it, if a gay man comes in to get his hair styled and he's with a straight guy, gay haircuts don't take five minutes like ours do.

00:59:13.000 They sit down and they talk and they chat and they're like, I want it colored and I want it permed and I want it straightened this way and that way.

00:59:21.000 So by the end of it, you're sitting in this chair for three or you're standing behind this gay dude for three hours hearing him talk about his 0.99

00:59:28.000 His gay boyfriend, even though you're just like, listen buddy, I get paid minimum wage to cut your hair, can you shut up? 1.00

00:59:35.000 Wait a minute, what are you talking about?

00:59:36.000 I'm saying if you're a hairstylist, who's a male, who's heterosexual, then you probably get a lot of pussy, but you're still in a gay job. 0.99

00:59:44.000 I don't, the guy's cutting females hair, not gays guys hair. 1.00

00:59:47.000 Alright, let's go.

00:59:53.000 What a weird debate.

00:59:55.000 Who's next?

00:59:56.000 These are going fast.

00:59:58.000 Yeah, alright.

00:59:59.000 Let's do, uh, name is Cruel.

01:00:02.000 Meet Rob calling because I saw a previous episode where you were talking shit about Czech Republic.

01:00:07.000 Okay.

01:00:08.000 Alright, here we go.

01:00:13.000 Hello?

01:00:13.000 Hey, the Czech Republic is a shithole.

01:00:19.000 Listen, uh, you said you were in the 90s?

01:00:23.000 92.

01:00:23.000 You know that's 30 years ago, right?

01:00:24.000 Pilsen, Czechoslovakia.

01:00:26.000 It was just so filthy.

01:00:27.000 You know, you'd touch a wall and your finger would be black.

01:00:30.000 I guess they didn't have catalytic converters?

01:00:34.000 It's been... I know, yeah.

01:00:36.000 It was because... It was even worse in the 80s, but since then it's gotten a lot better here.

01:00:43.000 It's a lot cleaner now.

01:00:45.000 And the beer is cheaper than water here.

01:00:49.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:00:49.000 And literally, the women here...

01:00:52.000 You know how you see a beautiful woman and you think to yourself, oh you cry inside that you'll never have that woman?

01:01:00.000 That happens literally a hundred times a day to me, you know?

01:01:04.000 I understand.

01:01:04.000 You understand I'm from Montreal and I live in New York City.

01:01:08.000 So I've been drowning in... Sorry.

01:01:09.000 Go ahead.

01:01:10.000 No, I'm just saying that I moved here when I was 24.

01:01:19.000 And I would visit because my parents are Czech so I'd visit over here and then when I go back to the US I would literally cry at the difference in quality of women. 1.00

01:01:27.000 But what city were you going back to?

01:01:32.000 I'm in Prague.

01:01:33.000 No, no, but what American city?

01:01:34.000 The capital city.

01:01:36.000 Oh, uh, well, Seattle.

01:01:38.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:01:40.000 Seattle is fat chicks in rubber boots with an axe to grind. 1.00

01:01:43.000 Montreal, New York City, stunning, stunning woman.

01:01:47.000 And my problem with a beautiful Eastern European woman is I can't stop thinking about sexual slavery. 1.00

01:01:53.000 Like I remember back when I would watch porn, you'd hear like, what are you doing?

01:01:57.000 Are you coming over to?

01:01:58.000 And you're just like, yeah.

01:01:59.000 She's dying of starvation. 1.00

01:02:01.000 She's doing this to feed her children. 1.00

01:02:02.000 That's not a turn on.

01:02:03.000 I don't know.

01:02:03.000 There's something about that accent.

01:02:05.000 It just reeks of poverty.

01:02:06.000 Yeah.

01:02:08.000 Yeah, I understand.

01:02:09.000 But, uh, cause I can speak the language, so I don't hear any accent in English.

01:02:14.000 So to me, they sound all sexy.

01:02:16.000 Okay.

01:02:16.000 So Czechoslovakia, I said Czechoslovakia sucks.

01:02:19.000 I have an American accent.

01:02:20.000 And you said it's not as bad as it was 20 years ago.

01:02:24.000 And the accents don't annoy me cause I'm Czech.

01:02:26.000 So Czechs like Czechoslovakia. 0.99

01:02:27.000 Okay.

01:02:27.000 I got you.

01:02:28.000 Bye.

01:02:30.000 Bye.

01:02:31.000 You gotta be more quick with the byes cause it's almost like telling someone to fuck off when you're in a car and then and they're walking and then you get to a red light.

01:02:41.000 Hey.

01:02:42.000 So anyway, as I was saying, fuck off.

01:02:44.000 Um, what else is going on?

01:02:49.000 What else you doing besides fucking off?

01:02:53.000 I've got Simon.

01:02:54.000 Kevin is a fucking biggest, I don't know.

01:02:57.000 It's a translation error probably, but I'm putting them on.

01:03:00.000 Okay.

01:03:01.000 Yeah, I see you, pal.

01:03:02.000 You's a fucking bigot.

01:03:05.000 When I was last in Glasgow, there was a guy at the local pub and his name was Bob the Bigot.

01:03:10.000 And that was just accepted.

01:03:11.000 He was like, alright, that's Bob the Bugat, and then he'd go... Yeah, I mean, should we be wearing this as a badge of honour?

01:03:18.000 But look, just briefly, I digress.

01:03:19.000 Look, Lousie's accent is a fucking faggy accent, and he should be brave and either stick with his country of origin with a, you know, a slight accent from there and speak English, or speak with a fucking British accent. 1.00

01:03:34.000 This faggy American accent, he's just not cutting it anyway. 1.00

01:03:37.000 You're wrong.

01:03:38.000 Yeah, okay.

01:03:40.000 Well I'm not gonna argue with you because you sound East London and I'm scared of those guys.

01:03:43.000 Don't you guys have like brass knuckles in your crombie?

01:03:48.000 Well, listen, you should do a skit with British Gav as well.

01:03:53.000 I think a skit covering London affairs would go down quite well.

01:03:58.000 But anyway, look, back to being a bigot, I think it's a badge of honour that you should be wearing with pride as well, because is it really something to be bad, to be intolerant towards those holding different opinions to yours?

01:04:13.000 Well, doesn't a bigot also imply you're not open-minded?

01:04:16.000 And I don't think that's intelligent to never be open-minded.

01:04:20.000 Yeah, but how open-minded do you want to be about FGM or, you know, stuff like that?

01:04:25.000 Well, you know, that's an interesting point.

01:04:27.000 And I was thinking about that.

01:04:29.000 I like, you know, I'm not a segregationist in a sense that I like hybrid cultures, but also then people go, well, why are you so opposed to Islam and so worried about radical Islam?

01:04:39.000 And I say, because it's an intolerant culture.

01:04:42.000 It's taking over.

01:04:44.000 We've got a very interesting thing happening up at the school in Birmingham at the moment where you've got a left-wing MP standing there telling the Muslim protesters that they're bigoted for their religious beliefs.

01:04:59.000 Yeah, I love when that happens.

01:05:01.000 I love when the left paints themselves into a corner and they end up doing things like promoting Sharia law in the name of diversity. 0.82

01:05:09.000 And you go, they're for FGM, they're for... And you can't be a Muslim and be pro-choice, by the way. 0.98

01:05:16.000 They all have rules about abortion. 0.97

01:05:19.000 And you can't have the whole Lancôme makeup counter on your face and have a hijab. 1.00

01:05:24.000 So, what you're dealing with is either a Muslim that is contradicting their faith 1.00

01:05:28.000 Yeah, it's really interesting.

01:05:33.000 There's a couple of other good videos knocking around of that, of some LGBT protesters rocking up there and putting signs on the front of a school and then getting egged by people as they're walking away from the front of the school.

01:05:51.000 Sometimes I think we should just leave them to their own devices.

01:05:53.000 Like when they have a burqa or a hijab that's rainbow colored and they have it on at the Pride March, you go, you're infuriating way more jihadists than I could ever do.

01:06:06.000 I'm just going to stand back and let you do all the grunt work here. 0.95

01:06:10.000 And isn't it funny that Lauren Southern... 1.00

01:06:23.000 And you can't do both.

01:06:25.000 And that's why Lauren Southern is banned from Britain forever. 1.00

01:06:28.000 She cannot go there when she's 89.

01:06:30.000 Because she put up a stand that said, Allah loves gays.

01:06:34.000 And it had a rainbow flag, and it had all these pamphlets she had printed, and hijab, rainbow things.

01:06:39.000 And of course, this was in, I don't know, Luton or somewhere?

01:06:43.000 It was in a very Muslim neighborhood, probably Birmingham.

01:06:46.000 And obviously the Muslims were outraged that they were associated with those disgusting homosexuals, and that was seen as inciting racial hatred.

01:06:54.000 What?

01:06:55.000 And now she's banned for life for pointing out this obvious contradiction.

01:07:00.000 Yeah, she was even told to bugger off from outside a mosque for just standing there trying to talk to people. 1.00

01:07:06.000 The police came over and were like, yep, nope, sorry, move along, not allowed to talk to people here.

01:07:12.000 All right, well thanks for, before we go though, thanks for calling in, and what do you think is going on with Brexit?

01:07:16.000 Do you think there's hope?

01:07:20.000 It's got to be Boris, but I'm really not too sure, you know.

01:07:23.000 We'll wait and see, won't we?

01:07:25.000 It was interesting, I said after I walked out of voting, I said, regardless of my vote, I bet you it won't happen anyway, and here we are, three and a half years down the line, and yeah.

01:07:37.000 It seems like I called it on that one.

01:07:38.000 Yeah.

01:07:39.000 Well, I'm sure the same happens with most referendums that the big, the big, the powers that be don't like.

01:07:44.000 All right, buddy.

01:07:45.000 Thanks for calling.

01:07:45.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:07:47.000 Yeah, get the fuck your great hoofter. 1.00

01:07:50.000 See you, you cunt.

01:07:51.000 I'll fucking bar you so I will.

01:07:52.000 Hanging's too good for youse people.

01:07:56.000 All right, let's wrap it up.

01:07:57.000 I guess we'll take the calls next week.

01:07:58.000 I've noticed that when I go over an hour, I start... I think I have an hour in me.

01:08:04.000 That's what my chi is.

01:08:05.000 Thanks for calling in, folks.

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Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 27, 2019

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