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00:02:28.000Um, you know that video where the guy talks about the crazy scale and he says, you can go really, really hot, but when you do, you have to pay for it in crazy.
00:02:41.000And just like on a video game when you're choosing the characters, Ryan decided just to put all his eggs on hot.
00:03:56.000And then I call him and I do what all adults do when they've told someone something was going to happen a hundred times and then it happens.
00:04:03.000And so I'm going into my I told you diatribe.
00:04:06.000And some might think that's redundant.
00:04:13.000I remember my dad, when we were traveling across the country, we went on a road trip from from Montreal to Vancouver, Seattle, and back again, did the whole sort of border area.
00:04:25.000And he was running out of gas or going down a hill in the Rocky Mountains.
00:04:29.000And he's my wife, my wife, Jesus, I keep doing that.
00:04:37.000said uh she's just doing her usual like you stupid arsehole we had a million chances to get gas you're not paying attention you're always thinking about yourself you're not paying attention you're not in the moment you're always off and out of space thinking about something else meanwhile we're all in the car with you together now we've got a baby a fucking baby's in the car my my brother just been born we got a fucking baby in the car we're gonna run out of gas that's dangerous we're here on a fucking mountain by the way and uh instead of him going take it easy Lorraine Jesus Christ we'll figure it out
00:05:04.000He just kept going, punching the steering wheel, and going, You arsehole, James!
00:05:14.000So mad at Jimmy McInnes was Jimmy McInnes that he fucked up his knuckles on his own steering wheel, screaming, you arsehole, James, you arsehole.
00:05:23.000I'm just sitting back in the back seat going, these people are mental patients.
00:08:19.000I remember when Kurt Cobain died, I was listening to, I think it was KEXP in Seattle, and they go, today we lost a legend, the singer of Nirvana has committed suicide, he blew his head off, and I think all of us are sort of thinking the same thing, which is BORING!
00:10:12.000But it's kind of weird that everything he does has this logo on it and says Clown World.
00:10:18.000Is he trying to take back the Clown World thing?
00:10:23.000We're in a war, a culture war right now, where everyone is going bankrupt and losing their jobs because they're conservative or getting censored.
00:11:20.000And I think that the funny thing about feminism is it seems to trivialize women and say, you are not just some dumb bitch who can make babies and be in the kitchen.
00:12:05.000James that I thought that I was a bad ass.
00:12:08.000And really, I should have just been up in my hotel room with my kids.
00:12:12.000Did you ever see, there's a scene, maybe look up Luke Cage bar fight, but there's a scene where the black chick, who's a detective, she has one arm, and some Asian woman who probably weighs a hundred pounds, they beat up a bar full of gigantic black thug murderers.
00:12:28.000And during the fight, they take breaks to have a shot and swig a beer.
00:13:09.000And if you read feminist literature too, the way they talk about birth and they say, oh it stretches out your vagina and it's disgusting and I never want to do that, there's too many people in the world already.
00:13:19.000All these excuses and you think, this woman made two human beings that are walking around talking, eating a sandwich, like can we take a time out to appreciate that miracle?
00:13:29.000And that means I have a pocket in my body, I can carry something the size of a watermelon.
00:15:18.000And I know you're not supposed to talk about race and sports.
00:15:20.000And there was a MLB broadcaster who was fired for noting that Caribbean, Dominican, whatever players seem to do better in the heat and whites tend to do worse in the heat.
00:15:29.000Conversely, on a cold day, you seem to see whites hitting better.
00:15:33.000That was totally taboo for him to say.
00:15:36.000And and today I was I was I was I'm not sparring because I broke my ribs, but I was, you know, hitting the heavy bags and stuff in 91 degrees heat.
00:15:46.000Just as big a part of training, the temperature, as anything else.
00:15:51.000Because as a white dude who was born to be in the rain on some moor in Scotland, it's really important to learn how to fight when you're overheated, don't you think?
00:16:04.000Yeah, well, I mean, also part of that, too, is the race thing is, uh, when I train with these guys, you know, like Errol's guys, I'm his training partner, and, uh, as the only white guy in there, I got to tell you, I love the riffing.
00:16:15.000I love riffing on them about their dads, and they riff on me for being, you know, punk white kid, and I think that's the best thing you ever said on your show was about how it's better to kind of make those jokes and be all weird and PC, and they know I'm a Trump guy, and it works.
00:16:28.000Yeah, it's one of the last bastions of comedy is a boxing gym.
00:16:33.000Like, there'll be one black guy, who's a trainer, who we all revere, because he used to be a champ, and then he'll say something, and then you'll be like, you're the only white guy in this room, Larry.
00:17:43.000I mean, some of the female boxers that are pro or even amateur, they could destroy me.
00:17:47.000They have a lot of gas in their tank, and they can just keep going and going and going.
00:17:50.000But then you see some other women who are doing it sort of recreationally, and you see them hitting the heavy bags, and you just think, what are you doing here?
00:18:10.000He had an old Jewish lady named Fran, uh, punched the hell out of him because she's in great shape.
00:18:17.000And then I did it with two with Fran, and it's kind of like the punches don't hurt, but she comes at you with this weird, like, drunken housewife type of, you know, stamina.
00:18:26.000So even though you're not hitting her back, obviously, and Errol's not going to hit her back, there is a degree to which the ones who have good cardio can be dangerous.
00:18:37.000I don't think I'd want to be, for instance, and you know around her if she were drunk, so I think obviously if we're fighting.
00:18:43.000I think you know there's there's some merit to it, but it seems like the women do better in the UFC.
00:19:00.000Yeah I think boxing is it's almost like track and field where no one tells you but there's a five foot but five foot hole in the track you can't see so you're going along you're working out things are going good you're doing well and then someone just goes
00:19:15.000And out of nowhere, you're in a black hole and you're gone.
00:19:19.000And I don't think that's in most women's demeanor.
00:19:22.000To be able to do a sport, just like any other sport, but there's an off switch that someone could randomly just go, WHAM!
00:19:28.000And you get this, you know, the opposite of a wake-up call.
00:23:02.000They're under communist regime and emperors for so long that they're able to be great at taking European ideas and simplifying them to being efficient.
00:23:12.000And I feel like it's taboo to say these things or have these theories, but I've talked to a lot of my friends about it, and they're like, yeah, that actually makes a lot of sense.
00:23:19.000And if you go through each one, it starts to make even more sense of how we're set up.
00:23:24.000No, Dr. Drew... Dr. Drew, of all people's...
00:23:48.000He said the reason that Scots are so ornery, you can hang up on him, the reason Scots are so ornery is that they've been battling the English for 700 years and the ones who don't like confrontation are extinct.
00:24:01.000And he also said that that's why the Scots are such drunks because they like adversity so much that if there's no war going on they'll put themselves in their own little body war.
00:24:11.000Where they're going to make it difficult to walk down the street.
00:24:38.000And the other grew up in New York, rich.
00:24:41.000And they find out that when they finally get realigned, when they finally meet each other, 40 years later, their husbands look the same, their cars are the same, they have the same dog.
00:24:51.000One is a film critic, one works in film.
00:24:53.000They dress the same, they have the same taste in music.
00:25:13.000What about, how long does it take before nurture is nature?
00:25:17.000Like the reason that Asians have slantier eyes is when they were crossing over whatever it is, the Bering Strait, and they, you know, people would go snow blind from the brightness.
00:25:29.000So the ones who were squinting or had squintier eyes would tend to breed more.
00:25:33.000That's why my wife, who's an American Indian, has those eyes because she comes from those same, it's the same sort of background going through the snow.
00:25:42.000So that's society, that's your environment shaping who you are genetically.
00:25:49.000Maybe the Chinese whose society is 40,000 years old.
00:25:54.000I mean Canada is about I think it became it got its national anthem in 1980 so that's not 40,000 years ago that's what 38 years ago 39 years ago so I think it's totally possible that that China's
00:26:12.000China's acceptance of communism is genetic.
00:26:15.000But here's another thing you didn't mention, sir.
00:26:16.000And the reason I hung up on you, by the way, is so we don't have feedback and yeah while I'm talking.
00:26:21.000I assume you've subscribed to freespeech.tv and you're hearing all this.
00:26:24.000If not, sorry cheater, you don't get to hear your answer.
00:26:30.000You got to remember that Mao killed 80 million Chinese.
00:26:35.000And he's focused on dissent, but he really focused on the middle class and the creative class and anyone who would be adverse to his ideas, which were communist ideas.
00:26:47.000So it's possible that one man, Mao, altered the DNA, altered the genetics of the entire country.
00:26:55.000And to a certain extent, the continent.
00:26:59.000Because when you keep killing 80 million of one type of person, and it's people who don't like communism, you're going to genetically end up with people who are prone to being told what to do, who respect authority, who are not rebels, who are not innovative, who are not creative.
00:27:16.000I mean, Asians might be smarter than us.
00:27:18.000They might want to invent something at some point.
00:27:50.000But when you see an Irishman, you have to look at him and assume that he might be one of the ones that is good with whiskey or doesn't drink at all.
00:30:08.000We divided the teams into male and female.
00:30:10.000Our features were exaggerated, our tendencies were exaggerated, and the men were sitting there going, third world, third word, sounds like, moving, moving, parts, parts, moving parts, yes, Ford, Model T Ford.
00:30:22.000And the women, I noticed, were sort of like, picnic basket, going on a trip, okay, enjoying the scenery, it's old, olden times, oh, Model T Ford.
00:31:09.000And made them look dumb for being nice.
00:31:10.000Like they had this war vet who, I think it was John McCain, signed, or Dick Cheney, signed a waterboarding container, like the gallon jug they use for waterboarding.
00:31:21.000Some vet asked him to sign it and he signed it, a waterboarding jug.
00:32:10.000So what Sacha Baron Cohen did was he took advantage of people who were being kind and erring on the side of politeness, which the right tends to do more than the left.
00:32:21.000And then she goes, well, I've had a microphone and a camera in front of me and been told to do stupid shit, and I've just said no.
00:34:58.000No, so I'm just saying, I think I actually sent you this letter to like three different emails about Ryan being fired, but I think I speak on behalf of a lot of people when I say that.
00:35:10.000Your show yesterday, when you had John Locke with John Matthew, that's one of the killer shows in a long, long time, because there's no interjections by a guy who doesn't know anything.
00:35:21.000And I'm really sorry that I got to hear that he's in jail because of a domestic thing.
00:35:26.000I've been in jail twice, I think it's sent to someone about that too, but that's a doozy, but still.
00:37:02.000I mean, just about two months ago, I think, after we had, actually, a pop quiz meet, or the pop quiz battalion, I hooked up with this French chick, and she was proper, like, brutal French from the 1940s, 50s, maybe?
00:37:16.000And she had, I guess, an inch of bush.
00:39:01.000Alright, we should take a second to look at these debates.
00:39:06.000First thing, I believe Ryan, after getting fired from here, went and worked for the DNC because... Check out this... They left all their mics on?
00:39:16.000Could you not... Could you not have run through the debate a couple times before you broadcast it, please?
00:40:24.000And the other thing that annoys me about this is that in the control room, you can hear someone just blethering, just yapping away.
00:40:33.000Now, I know they didn't know their mic was on, but when we're at the debates and it's MSNBC, God knows how much they paid to have the privilege of hosting that.
00:40:53.000I know I yap for a living, but when you're out at bars and stuff, and there's these people, like I see these women in my neighborhood, these rich housewives who don't do any work, the nanny, the au pair, everyone else does everything, and they're just going for walks, and you just hear them just nattering, nattering, like birds.
00:41:13.000I want to just go, what are you talking about?
00:41:15.000Like when I, I hate getting phone calls.
00:41:17.000I, in fact, I don't really answer my phone.
00:43:21.000So she's wearing a brand new white pantsuit, $600 watch, and she's crying in front of a parking lot, posing as all these AP photographers catch her.
00:44:20.000So you think going radical left with Ilhan Omar and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is going to work because it worked for the Nazi party, the GOP.
00:44:27.000Yes, that would be logical if the GOP was the Nazi party.
00:47:42.000Now you're a young man, John, so you don't have the same spectrum of desires I have.
00:47:45.000When you get to be 48, you start to see the beauty in other 40-somethings.
00:47:50.000Oh, dude, honestly, I think I'm a little ahead of my time because I feel you, man.
00:47:54.000I can look at an older woman and say, damn, that is a beautiful woman.
00:47:58.000I appreciate imperfections make them more sexy.
00:48:01.000Oh, I'm glad you said that because Tulsi Gabbard doesn't just have that white streak in her hair, which makes her look like a Disney supervillain.
00:48:08.000She also has weird pockmarks on her face.
00:49:31.000The president literally went on TV, on Fox, and said that people's heads would spin when they see how much he would bring down pharmaceutical prices.
00:49:40.000Instead, 2,500 drugs have gone up in double digits since he came into office.
00:49:46.000Private insurance is not working for tens of millions of Americans.
00:49:49.000When you talk about the co-pays, the deductibles, the premiums, the out-of-pocket expenses, it's not working.
00:49:54.000How can you defend a system that's not working?
00:57:28.000Yeah, they just get together in a circle on a beach and throw their heels around at each other.
00:57:33.000I gotta say though, every time I watch women's sports, like soccer, and the only time I watch it is when it's on in the bar, and I'm watching women's soccer and it's always going offside and they never seem to score.
00:57:44.000I feel like I could be a goalie for the women's Olympic soccer team and do pretty good.
00:57:49.000But when you watch women do gymnastics, maybe it's their lower center of gravity, that's the one time where you go, Jesus Christ, that was, whoa, that was a hell of a flip.
00:58:00.000As a male gymnast, I would never do female gymnastics.
00:58:15.000Yeah, that was, she came out, I believe of a round off double Arabian and she just landed and hyper extended her knees and made herself look like an ostrich.
00:58:54.000Straight hairstylists get to hang around with hot chicks all day.
00:58:59.000True, but I feel like they get hit on by gay men more, because if you think about it, if a gay man comes in to get his hair styled and he's with a straight guy, gay haircuts don't take five minutes like ours do.
00:59:13.000They sit down and they talk and they chat and they're like, I want it colored and I want it permed and I want it straightened this way and that way.
00:59:21.000So by the end of it, you're sitting in this chair for three or you're standing behind this gay dude for three hours hearing him talk about his
00:59:28.000His gay boyfriend, even though you're just like, listen buddy, I get paid minimum wage to cut your hair, can you shut up?
00:59:35.000Wait a minute, what are you talking about?
00:59:36.000I'm saying if you're a hairstylist, who's a male, who's heterosexual, then you probably get a lot of pussy, but you're still in a gay job.
00:59:44.000I don't, the guy's cutting females hair, not gays guys hair.
01:01:10.000No, I'm just saying that I moved here when I was 24.
01:01:19.000And I would visit because my parents are Czech so I'd visit over here and then when I go back to the US I would literally cry at the difference in quality of women.
01:02:31.000You gotta be more quick with the byes cause it's almost like telling someone to fuck off when you're in a car and then and they're walking and then you get to a red light.
01:03:19.000Look, Lousie's accent is a fucking faggy accent, and he should be brave and either stick with his country of origin with a, you know, a slight accent from there and speak English, or speak with a fucking British accent.
01:03:34.000This faggy American accent, he's just not cutting it anyway.
01:03:40.000Well I'm not gonna argue with you because you sound East London and I'm scared of those guys.
01:03:43.000Don't you guys have like brass knuckles in your crombie?
01:03:48.000Well, listen, you should do a skit with British Gav as well.
01:03:53.000I think a skit covering London affairs would go down quite well.
01:03:58.000But anyway, look, back to being a bigot, I think it's a badge of honour that you should be wearing with pride as well, because is it really something to be bad, to be intolerant towards those holding different opinions to yours?
01:04:13.000Well, doesn't a bigot also imply you're not open-minded?
01:04:16.000And I don't think that's intelligent to never be open-minded.
01:04:20.000Yeah, but how open-minded do you want to be about FGM or, you know, stuff like that?
01:04:25.000Well, you know, that's an interesting point.
01:04:29.000I like, you know, I'm not a segregationist in a sense that I like hybrid cultures, but also then people go, well, why are you so opposed to Islam and so worried about radical Islam?
01:04:39.000And I say, because it's an intolerant culture.
01:04:44.000We've got a very interesting thing happening up at the school in Birmingham at the moment where you've got a left-wing MP standing there telling the Muslim protesters that they're bigoted for their religious beliefs.
01:05:33.000There's a couple of other good videos knocking around of that, of some LGBT protesters rocking up there and putting signs on the front of a school and then getting egged by people as they're walking away from the front of the school.
01:05:51.000Sometimes I think we should just leave them to their own devices.
01:05:53.000Like when they have a burqa or a hijab that's rainbow colored and they have it on at the Pride March, you go, you're infuriating way more jihadists than I could ever do.
01:06:06.000I'm just going to stand back and let you do all the grunt work here.
01:06:10.000And isn't it funny that Lauren Southern...
01:06:30.000Because she put up a stand that said, Allah loves gays.
01:06:34.000And it had a rainbow flag, and it had all these pamphlets she had printed, and hijab, rainbow things.
01:06:39.000And of course, this was in, I don't know, Luton or somewhere?
01:06:43.000It was in a very Muslim neighborhood, probably Birmingham.
01:06:46.000And obviously the Muslims were outraged that they were associated with those disgusting homosexuals, and that was seen as inciting racial hatred.
01:07:25.000It was interesting, I said after I walked out of voting, I said, regardless of my vote, I bet you it won't happen anyway, and here we are, three and a half years down the line, and yeah.
01:07:37.000It seems like I called it on that one.
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01:09:40.000You have to pay the shipping, but that's only five bucks.
01:09:43.000The actual Viagra pill, oh sorry, it's not a Viagra pill.
01:10:00.000By the way, Bluetooth does not advocate me eschewing condoms.
01:10:04.000But as a separate note, I personally think, eh.
01:10:07.000Like, with venereal warts, if she has them on her pussy lips, when you put your dick in, condom or no condom, you're gonna get the venereal warts in the base of your dick.
01:11:21.000And it feels sort of like someone cut your dick off and just put it in a glass of water and it's just floating around there slowly diluting like it's like a powdered dick.