Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 14, 2024


COMPOUND CENSORED 160 - TACS 1796: GOD IS A NATIONALIST


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 38 minutes

Words per Minute

153.4964

Word Count

15,058

Sentence Count

1,464

Misogynist Sentences

51

Hate Speech Sentences

95


Summary

In this episode of Compoundcensored, the boys talk about their recent trip to the Cro-Mags concert in Berlin, Germany, and what it's like to be a Proud Boy in the big city. Also, we talk about the recent incident with the bouncer at the club where Kevin got kicked out for wearing a mask at a Proudboy gig, and how to deal with Antifa in the streets of Berlin. And of course, we finish the episode with a couple of stories from the past week and a bit of news and gossip from the world of music. Compoundingcensored is a production of Native Creative Podcasts and is a proud member of the Cannabis Culture Network. New Artist/Song influenced by The Kneecaps: The Cro-mags (feat. Dokken) Compound Censored is on all of the social medias, if you search for it, you'll find us. We are not affiliated with any of our parent companies, we are independent and non-profit, and we do not endorse any of the products mentioned in the show. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and tell a friend about it! We don't take credit for the music you heard on this episode. It's not sponsored, it's uncensored and it's 100% honest and unedited. This episode was produced and edited by our patrons chose the music and we don't endorse any product or service provided by our sponsor. We do not own any of it. - it's their discretion and we are not compensated for the use of any of that music used in this podcast. Thank you, it is not in any of this episode, it would be greatly appreciated and we would not be compensated if you do not use it in any other place else. The music used is not being used in any way other than the music used was produced, other than for non-commercial use. other than that which is not considered except for commercial use, unless otherwise stated in the song is used without permission. Thank you for any consideration given. or any other compensation is not appreciated, other names given, unless stated in this episode is being compensated for such credit given, other wise. Music used in the music is that of another person s work or review or review is being considered in any kind of reference, other such thing is being entered into any other consideration.


Transcript

00:00:28.000 Yes, it's me, Anthony Comey.
00:00:29.000 It is Wednesday.
00:00:30.000 This is Compound Censored.
00:00:32.000 And oh, good.
00:00:32.000 There he is.
00:00:33.000 I thought it was just your head.
00:00:35.000 I just saw your head before.
00:00:37.000 Gavin McInnes.
00:00:38.000 I'm not saying where Gavin is, unless he says, because, you know, I oh, well, there he is somewhere in Germany.
00:00:48.000 Very good.
00:00:49.000 Wow.
00:00:50.000 We can say it.
00:00:51.000 I'm in Berlin.
00:00:51.000 I have been spotted already.
00:00:53.000 The cat's out of the bag.
00:00:54.000 Feeling?
00:00:57.000 Yeah, I mean, not to dive right into the show, but I went to see the Cro-Mags last night, an old New York hardcore band, who, you know, back in the old days, in the 80s, Agnostic Front, War Zone, Cro-Mags, they were hated by a lot of the sort of
00:01:14.000 West Coast hardcore community because they would sing about like welfare scam artists and stuff.
00:01:21.000 But it's because they lived in New York.
00:01:22.000 So like they hated bums and junkies and they were patriotic because a lot of them were Cuban American.
00:01:29.000 So they were seen as Nazis even though they weren't.
00:01:33.000 But so I go there and I had been told by German Proud Boys, whatever you're doing, don't go out in public, wear a mask because Antifa is very organized and they will spot you.
00:01:46.000 And then they will have like 30 guys there in no time to do the punching and everything with the kicks and making you bleed a lot out of your face.
00:01:55.000 And I don't know, I thought, fuck it, let's try it.
00:01:58.000 I don't believe you.
00:01:59.000 So I was wearing an NYPD shirt.
00:02:02.000 Which really announces to the crowd that you're not from there.
00:02:07.000 You're not from there, right.
00:02:08.000 Yeah.
00:02:09.000 And I saw a guy in a Fred Perry or two.
00:02:12.000 I sent Ryan some pics, actually.
00:02:14.000 And I thought, well, that's a good sign because in a most sort of Proud Boy places, they don't wear Fred Perry's because the club has ruined that shirt.
00:02:25.000 Right?
00:02:26.000 So I saw some of those guys and I saw some people staring, but I thought, we're good.
00:02:31.000 I think we're good.
00:02:32.000 And then I went to the opening bands were playing.
00:02:36.000 They were a weird sort of like metal glam rock band.
00:02:40.000 I couldn't tell if they were kidding or not.
00:02:41.000 I sent Ryan a video of that, too.
00:02:44.000 But like long hair and shirts off like Dokken, but also kind of crusty, hardcore punk.
00:02:51.000 So I couldn't and lots of solos.
00:02:54.000 So are you guys doing a bit?
00:02:56.000 I don't know.
00:02:56.000 Yeah.
00:02:56.000 Yeah.
00:02:57.000 It sounds like a bit.
00:02:59.000 It would be a bit here in the United States.
00:03:01.000 It would be a bit here.
00:03:02.000 Yes.
00:03:02.000 Yeah.
00:03:03.000 So that's the Cro-Mags.
00:03:04.000 The other band was Ryan was the other band, the other video I sent you.
00:03:10.000 And they they look like like Spinal Tap, like they they had mullets on shit.
00:03:16.000 I'm only getting I'm only getting Gavin.
00:03:21.000 I'm only getting Gavin's camera, Ryan.
00:03:25.000 Oh, let's see.
00:03:26.000 I see there's a split one.
00:03:28.000 Could you give me the split one?
00:03:29.000 The one that everyone's getting?
00:03:30.000 That'd be nice.
00:03:31.000 I think you have to click mine.
00:03:33.000 There you go.
00:03:34.000 Wait, you can see it?
00:03:35.000 That's it.
00:03:36.000 Oh, okay.
00:03:37.000 Yeah, that's the one.
00:03:37.000 Okay.
00:03:38.000 Bam.
00:03:38.000 Here we go.
00:03:40.000 Yeah, are these guys joking?
00:03:41.000 I mean, zoom in on the band, right?
00:03:50.000 What?
00:03:50.000 What are you doing?
00:03:51.000 Zooming on the band?
00:03:54.000 Okay.
00:03:55.000 Not helping.
00:03:55.000 There we go.
00:03:58.000 I don't think I... Is this a joke?
00:04:01.000 They were good!
00:04:05.000 I mean, obviously the audio is going to be shit.
00:04:07.000 It's a huge venue.
00:04:10.000 Cassiopeia, I think it's called.
00:04:12.000 And there's like a skate park and and a wall climb.
00:04:17.000 You can climb a wall with ropes and stuff like an outdoor activity center.
00:04:22.000 But then the place to see a band is is about twice the size of your old studio in Manhattan.
00:04:27.000 Oh, wow.
00:04:28.000 So, OK.
00:04:30.000 So I'm moving around, like I don't want to sit and get hot and watch that stupid metal joke band.
00:04:36.000 And then I'm walking out and the bouncer stops me and he goes, let me ask you something.
00:04:42.000 What's your name?
00:04:43.000 And I go, oh, I'm caught.
00:04:45.000 So I tricked him.
00:04:47.000 I said, Kevin.
00:04:51.000 And then I look next to him and there's a guy like this holding up his phone and it has a picture of me like going like this and says Proud Boys founder.
00:05:04.000 And I go, oh, it looks like you got me.
00:05:08.000 And he and then he goes, we have received complaints from some customers that are here.
00:05:14.000 Are you the founder of the Proud Boys?
00:05:16.000 And I go, well, like what am I going to do?
00:05:19.000 Deny it?
00:05:19.000 You got it on your phone right now.
00:05:21.000 And as I'm having this discussion, the woman who collects the tickets, she leaves the ticket booth and she comes over and she goes, he has Proud Boys tattooed on the back of his arms.
00:05:31.000 I just saw it.
00:05:33.000 And then she scurries away.
00:05:34.000 Wow.
00:05:37.000 She snitches and then runs away.
00:05:39.000 And then I go, OK, so what if I am?
00:05:41.000 What's the issue here?
00:05:43.000 And he goes, well, you know, this is an anti-racist venue.
00:05:48.000 Which is like, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:05:51.000 What am I doing?
00:05:52.000 I got to get out of here.
00:05:53.000 I had no idea.
00:05:57.000 What the fuck is an anti-racist venue?
00:05:59.000 Are you 13?
00:06:02.000 You don't have screwdriver play there?
00:06:04.000 You don't have Klan rallies at your venue?
00:06:07.000 Show me a racist venue.
00:06:09.000 Is there such a fucking thing?
00:06:11.000 So then they said, look, are you going to be causing problems?
00:06:15.000 Are you going to hurt anybody?
00:06:17.000 Like I'm there alone to beat up a bunch of punks.
00:06:24.000 My audio started echoing there, Ryan.
00:06:26.000 How's it now?
00:06:28.000 It's fine.
00:06:29.000 Yeah, don't touch anything.
00:06:31.000 Anthony, how's yours?
00:06:32.000 Mine seems good, thank you.
00:06:33.000 Could you turn your mic up a smooch, Mr. Kumi?
00:06:37.000 Let me see.
00:06:40.000 So... A smooch.
00:06:42.000 So then I go... I sent you a picture of what I was wearing, Ryan, so you can see the outfit.
00:06:50.000 So then I go back into the club after promising not to hurt anyone, and...
00:06:56.000 Oh, and I said to the guy, I go, so, but the Proud Boys are multiracial, blah, blah, blah.
00:06:59.000 I go, you know, the Cro-Mags were called Nazis and white nationalists and stuff.
00:07:04.000 So, like, they're my guys.
00:07:06.000 Like, you're concerned about my team.
00:07:09.000 They're not your team.
00:07:10.000 And he goes, look, I don't have an opinion on Zomato.
00:07:14.000 This isn't the bouncer now.
00:07:16.000 This is the guy holding up the phone.
00:07:18.000 Right.
00:07:19.000 I go, oh, you don't care either way?
00:07:21.000 And he goes, no, no, I'm just concerned about the complaint.
00:07:24.000 I go, you're lying.
00:07:25.000 I don't believe you.
00:07:26.000 He goes, oh.
00:07:27.000 I go, you obviously have an opinion and I know what it is.
00:07:33.000 And then I go, well, I guess I'm going to go back in and hope I don't get stabbed.
00:07:37.000 So I go back in and I watch some of the show and then I'm like, why sit here like a sitting duck for like an hour?
00:07:45.000 I'm obviously not going to enjoy the show and let them sort of amalgamate their troops.
00:07:51.000 Get a plan.
00:07:52.000 Attack.
00:07:53.000 Yeah.
00:07:54.000 So I watched a couple of songs and I was like, well, this isn't fun.
00:07:57.000 So on the way out, I went, bye bye!
00:08:02.000 You don't want to get, uh, yeah, you don't want to get fucked up.
00:08:06.000 Give them time to, you know, that's kind of not a smart thing to do.
00:08:09.000 So that was, that was very wise of you to leave, but wow, that is something, man.
00:08:14.000 You know, worldwide, dude, you are world fucking wide hated.
00:08:18.000 I'm jealous.
00:08:23.000 It's that stupid fucking naive narrative of the white nation.
00:08:28.000 You know what I was thinking recently?
00:08:29.000 I talked to a lot of young people and when you meet like a 25 year old, they're racist.
00:08:36.000 Yeah.
00:08:36.000 And it's out of spite.
00:08:39.000 It's it's like like I said, I don't pay for the train here because it's a high trust society.
00:08:44.000 So they never check your tickets.
00:08:47.000 And I come from a low trust society.
00:08:49.000 So I just take advantage of their trust.
00:08:53.000 And I met this 25-year-old and he goes, you know, they're not paying for the train.
00:08:57.000 It's a real nigger move.
00:09:00.000 Oh, nice.
00:09:02.000 They're right.
00:09:03.000 They're right.
00:09:05.000 But I think, like, the left was so tedious about this is racist, that is racist.
00:09:11.000 We're an anti-racist venue.
00:09:14.000 Like, young people, they're farther than us.
00:09:19.000 Like, they're, they're fucking reading Mein Kampf and Zeke Hyling.
00:09:23.000 And it's like that chick who said, I'm racist and or this chick who said nigger like 100 times.
00:09:30.000 She's got like 1000 dates.
00:09:31.000 Yeah, yeah, I saw her.
00:09:33.000 She's pretty.
00:09:33.000 Yeah.
00:09:34.000 And it's because it's not because they're literally like, I hate Negroes.
00:09:38.000 It's because they're so sick of this fucking hype.
00:09:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:09:44.000 It's everything in the world has always gone in these cycles where younger people despise what their parents and what their teachers and any authority figure over them.
00:09:54.000 They wind up despising them and usually that generation grows up with a pretty opposite viewpoint of things than the adults did.
00:10:03.000 So we're kind of seeing that now with younger people saying, yeah, really?
00:10:08.000 Political correctness, you know, racist, I'm a homophobic, I'm this.
00:10:12.000 Fuck you, nigger.
00:10:13.000 Fuck you, faggot.
00:10:14.000 You know, that's just, it seems to always go cyclically like that, so there is some hope.
00:10:21.000 And then they see the anti-racist side and they see Beyonce and Jay-Z hanging with Kamala and Biden and no one's getting fired and no one's getting cancelled and they go, I don't like that side.
00:10:39.000 And then they see Ye and Nick Fuentes and Elijah Shaffer and us and Proud Boys and they go, these guys are going to jail.
00:10:46.000 They seem more dangerous and interesting than
00:10:48.000 The group that is partying with Kamala.
00:11:05.000 The nerdy guy at school, you didn't want to be part of that group.
00:11:09.000 You didn't want to be the part of the group with the teacher that wanted order and, you know, let's make sure we get our work done.
00:11:16.000 You wanted to be with these guys.
00:11:17.000 They're out knife fighting and drinking and having a great time.
00:11:22.000 Yeah.
00:11:22.000 Girls.
00:11:23.000 They accidentally made us cool.
00:11:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:27.000 Against our will.
00:11:28.000 Like, I remember someone was comparing Proud Boys to Niedermeyer and Animal House.
00:11:34.000 And I was like, no, no.
00:11:36.000 The school loves you.
00:11:38.000 The school wants you to stay on campus.
00:11:41.000 We're Animal House.
00:11:42.000 We're banned from campus.
00:11:44.000 We flood the toilets every year with firecrackers.
00:11:50.000 We're the ones who shit in the pool.
00:11:52.000 Sorry.
00:11:53.000 Yeah, the head of the school was using Niedermeyer and those guys to do their bidding to try to get Delta House off the college.
00:12:05.000 So yeah, who do you compare that to?
00:12:08.000 That's the group that is used by the government and that doesn't get in trouble when they do things.
00:12:16.000 Yeah, they got it all wrong.
00:12:18.000 Also, this stupid fucking
00:12:20.000 Mark Hamill, this fucking Luke Skywalker douchebag, he tries to use, not tries, he does every time, uses some kind of a Star Wars line or analogy or something, and it's like, don't you realize you are with the Empire?
00:12:35.000 Like, they're the Empire.
00:12:37.000 Kamala and Biden and the globalists and send money to Ukraine and Israel and where, that's all the Empire, that's the Death Star.
00:12:47.000 The cool people
00:12:49.000 Are the ones in the X-Wing fighters trying to fucking fight that and getting in trouble and Darth Vader's fucking choking you out.
00:12:58.000 But he doesn't see it.
00:12:59.000 He's so fucking stupid.
00:13:01.000 He's so gay.
00:13:02.000 He's so gay too, by the way.
00:13:04.000 Yes.
00:13:06.000 It's like Antifa, when those old ladies in Seattle, they had had enough of the vaccines and getting fired for the vaccines.
00:13:14.000 So they had a rally to say, we don't want to get vaccinated.
00:13:19.000 And Antifa showed up to antagonize them and attack them.
00:13:25.000 So the anarchists are showing up to persecute people who don't want to get the government vaccine.
00:13:33.000 It's like Orwell said, when fascism comes back, it'll come in the name of anti-fascism.
00:13:39.000 If you are pushing old ladies around for not getting vaccinated, you're the fucking baddies, dude.
00:13:45.000 Sorry.
00:13:47.000 And what's going on in England is amazing to watch.
00:13:52.000 The ability for the government to even come out and say that if you post a meme, we're going to arrest you is insane.
00:14:00.000 You'd think they would want to keep that so hidden in some way, just, we'll do it, you know, but God, whatever happens, don't let it out that we're actually arresting people for speaking their minds and voicing their opinions and posting memes and whatnot.
00:14:13.000 They just don't, they're proud of it.
00:14:16.000 They are damn proud of the work they are doing arresting people for freedom of expression.
00:14:23.000 I don't know how that happened.
00:14:25.000 How did we get to that point?
00:14:27.000 I think they've been doing it so long, they're not embarrassed about it anymore.
00:14:31.000 I remember seeing guys getting arrested for mocking Nelson Mandela.
00:14:39.000 You know, when Twitter first began.
00:14:41.000 And I think that the new recruits, they're all fucking lesbians.
00:14:46.000 And they're just like, yeah, we're doing a great job.
00:14:48.000 Can you believe they're trying to include America in this?
00:14:51.000 Oh, I know.
00:14:53.000 Don't come down to like, yo, why don't you do that?
00:14:56.000 Why don't you fly to Paloma, Texas, and show up at some guy's ranch from the fucking head council of Leeds, Lancashire?
00:15:10.000 Pardon me.
00:15:10.000 Pardon me.
00:15:11.000 Hello.
00:15:11.000 Hello.
00:15:12.000 Hello.
00:15:14.000 Excuse me.
00:15:15.000 Yeah.
00:15:15.000 Yeah.
00:15:15.000 Hello.
00:15:16.000 What the fuck are you doing on my lawn, boy?
00:15:20.000 As that shotgun barrel comes out the front door.
00:15:25.000 Are you Cletus Jenkins?
00:15:28.000 Are you Cletus?
00:15:30.000 I'm fucking Cletus, all right.
00:15:32.000 You're about to be not whoever you were.
00:15:37.000 No shit, man.
00:15:39.000 And that they're going to, you know, extradite people.
00:15:42.000 They're going to start extraditing, like, you know, Elon Musk.
00:15:46.000 They're just going to come over, you know, or work with the country and get him brought over there to stand trial in front of some fucking white-winged, powder-faced fruit.
00:15:56.000 Yeah, that's going to work out for you.
00:15:59.000 It's just, that would be a good movie.
00:16:01.000 Do you ever see the movie Four Lions?
00:16:04.000 Martin Luther King, British terrorists, and how, like, because they talk about them like there's this horrific looming force, but they are inbred retards.
00:16:13.000 Yes.
00:16:14.000 And it's about, it's the guy who did Brass Eye, and it's a, it's a fake sort of movie about a big heist, I think, that these Muslims are pulling off.
00:16:24.000 Hey, I think I did see that one.
00:16:26.000 Yeah, now it's ringing a bell.
00:16:27.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:16:29.000 Yeah, you really got to know who these people were, you know, they kind of delved into their background and everything, yeah.
00:16:35.000 And they're all fucking morons who bring the wrong shit everywhere and everything and forget their lines and stuff.
00:16:41.000 They need to do a sequel to that about the British police going to the American South to arrest people who have violated
00:16:50.000 England's Terms of Service.
00:16:52.000 That would be a really funny movie.
00:16:55.000 Jesus Christ, what you could do with that.
00:16:58.000 Just knowing the stark difference between the way Americans handle that shit, their freedom of speech and freedom to arm themselves, and then having these poofters come over from England
00:17:11.000 Uh, with their, you know, their pseudo-politeness, the police.
00:17:14.000 Every time I've watched an arrest video over there, unless it's on the street, you know, uh, whenever they have to knock on someone's door and go in, it's like they're coming for tea.
00:17:25.000 Yeah.
00:17:25.000 And, you know, the other odd thing is how, in most cases, polite the person being arrested is.
00:17:32.000 Yeah, they'll invite them in.
00:17:34.000 Yeah.
00:17:36.000 I guess you have to.
00:17:37.000 Well, I saw one.
00:17:39.000 The guy was like upstairs and he was shooting down and the guy's like, can we have a conversation, please?
00:17:44.000 I just want to talk.
00:17:45.000 And the guy's like, no.
00:17:46.000 But then you see other ones and you can see his knees.
00:17:49.000 And he's like filming from a sitting position in his city.
00:17:54.000 And some fucking cop is in his living room.
00:17:57.000 Yeah.
00:17:57.000 I guess they don't have like Fourth Amendment or anything there.
00:18:01.000 So it's like, who gives a shit?
00:18:03.000 But I got a lot of minutes on my show.
00:18:06.000 Don't fucking laugh at that.
00:18:08.000 Like it's I mean, we are laughing like it's another world.
00:18:10.000 But in Canada, there was a woman on Tick Tock.
00:18:13.000 She was mocking Pajit shitting on the beach.
00:18:16.000 Yeah, I saw that one.
00:18:17.000 She's her Tick Tock is banned, by the way.
00:18:19.000 She's got kicked off a Tick Tock for just noticing that they're shitting everywhere.
00:18:25.000 There, you know, there is something to be said, and I don't know for how much longer we'll have it, but when you do take some of these rights, like the First Amendment here in this country, boy, it is that tough nut to crack for them, and they want to crack it, believe me.
00:18:40.000 The government, the globalists, all these fucking assholes, Illuminati, they do not like that the American people do have this thing called the Constitution that, you know, we sort of believe in.
00:18:52.000 And it is really the only thing right now holding that back from here.
00:18:57.000 We would, believe me, if anyone thinks we're such an amazing country that even without the written rules in place that we would not be getting arrested for memes and speaking against
00:19:11.000 I think so.
00:19:31.000 Well, there's 330-whatever-million of us, so it's hard to corral that many people.
00:19:35.000 Post-armed.
00:20:01.000 Yeah, with more than one gun per person.
00:20:03.000 So Canada and Britain don't have anything close to that.
00:20:07.000 I think I read recently like the average is like a third of a gun per person in most countries.
00:20:13.000 And America is like 1.2 or something like that.
00:20:17.000 Love our guns!
00:20:19.000 We've been collecting them since the inception of this country.
00:20:22.000 There are still guns.
00:20:24.000 Yeah, there are still guns that are owned by people or curated in a museum that are from before this was the United States of America.
00:20:34.000 And there are people, private citizens, that have them.
00:20:37.000 And then from then all the way up to this minute today,
00:20:42.000 People have been collecting guns and buying guns.
00:20:46.000 It's an astounding part of American culture that cannot even be compared anywhere else in the world.
00:20:54.000 And it works in this way where people go, I don't know, we'd love to round them all up, but dude, they will fucking kill us.
00:21:05.000 And the whole note, John Lott talks about that whole concept of, okay, I'm a wizard, and I just get rid of all the guns in America right now.
00:21:12.000 Poof, they're gone.
00:21:13.000 They just vanished.
00:21:13.000 They're in space.
00:21:15.000 How long before they're back?
00:21:17.000 Literal nanoseconds before they start pouring back through the borders.
00:21:22.000 It's just like you said this a long time ago, you said stop comparing us to the fucking Netherlands or to, you know, the Korea or some shit.
00:21:32.000 We're a very unique animal and our gun history is what defined the country.
00:21:37.000 That was what the American Revolution was created by, was the gun.
00:21:44.000 And then on top of that, by the way, we have a massive obesity epidemic that's bankrupting hospitals.
00:21:51.000 I think we're up to 40 million illegals.
00:21:54.000 We have open borders right now.
00:21:56.000 We have stolen elections.
00:21:58.000 So we've become even more unique over the past 15 years.
00:22:03.000 So don't compare us to anyone.
00:22:06.000 There's no comparison whatsoever.
00:22:08.000 Do you know we, as a very young nation spreading out West, the gun was a part of that whole thing.
00:22:18.000 You did not make it from the East to the West without your gun, and using it, and not even necessarily shooting Indians or people, but hunting.
00:22:30.000 You know, hunting was a huge part of getting, you didn't take all that food with you.
00:22:35.000 It's just every aspect of frontier America and building this country had involved guns.
00:22:44.000 And then they ask years later, why such a fixation on guns?
00:22:50.000 It's been part of this country and that is not going to stop anytime soon.
00:22:55.000 And the
00:22:57.000 I don't know if it was the main effect it was supposed to be or a side effect of it is that you do have a government that is at least now still kind of afraid to really pull that trigger and start really ripping rights away from the mass of Americans.
00:23:14.000 Yeah, I always bring up the example of Obama with Clive and Bundy, where there was a ragtag group of gamers and fucking old men with beards, and they all had different guns.
00:23:24.000 They stood up to the National Guard or whatever it was.
00:23:27.000 Obama said, I don't want this blood on my legacy, so stand down.
00:23:34.000 They found out with Ruby Ridge and Waco.
00:23:38.000 It's not a good look, man.
00:23:40.000 It ain't a good look when the government comes in and just destroys women, children, burns them, shoots them, you know, because they supposedly have guns.
00:23:51.000 Yeah, whatever.
00:23:52.000 You start doing that on a larger scale, it's going to look very bad.
00:23:56.000 He had a big press conference today, my phone told me.
00:24:00.000 I don't know why he's back.
00:24:02.000 Live in Bundy?
00:24:03.000 Yeah.
00:24:03.000 Oh, wow.
00:24:04.000 You know, Wounded Knee, I read this in, Glenn Beck put out a great book called Miracles and Massacres, where he talks about how most of Western history is good guys doing good stuff, but sometimes you have a wounded knee and you, he noticed in Wounded Knee, it's always some fucking bureaucrat boss coming in and saying, no, we're not doing it this way and wrecking everything.
00:24:26.000 Yeah.
00:24:27.000 Like I always say, fuck the police is boss.
00:24:31.000 And in Wounded Knee, they were transporting these Indians and they let them keep their guns.
00:24:36.000 But back then, that was like being able to keep your car and your house like it was everything.
00:24:42.000 Yeah.
00:24:42.000 It was a superhero being able to keep his cape.
00:24:45.000 And then their bosses showed up and said, no, no, no, no, no.
00:24:49.000 These are prisoners.
00:24:50.000 They can't have their guns.
00:24:51.000 So they took the guns.
00:24:53.000 And that's when they started rebelling and attacking the soldiers.
00:24:57.000 And that's when everyone got killed.
00:24:59.000 Yeah.
00:25:00.000 The Indians.
00:25:01.000 It's an inexorable part of American history.
00:25:05.000 Yeah, they knew, you know, hey, when the government starts taking your guns, that's not going to end well.
00:25:11.000 Like, it probably wouldn't have ended any better if they had capitulated and just, for them at least, it wouldn't have ended any better if they just gave their guns up and did what the government told them to eventually, you know.
00:25:25.000 So they decided to make that stand and say, fuck you, we're keeping our guns.
00:25:31.000 Uh, yeah, that's kind of how I think the American... Even if they were like, if they were just moving the Indians out of that neighborhood, like with my wife's tribe, they kept kicking them out of Madison because I guess Madison was too good and sending them to Indiana.
00:25:43.000 But once it got to Indiana, it was like, go fuck yourself.
00:25:46.000 You're free.
00:25:47.000 Go live in this shitty area.
00:25:49.000 So, OK, now you're in Indiana.
00:25:51.000 Now you have a gun.
00:25:52.000 You can hunt and survive.
00:25:54.000 But if you take my gun, whenever you drop me off, I'm dead.
00:25:57.000 Yeah.
00:25:58.000 What are you going to do?
00:26:04.000 The boss man coming in.
00:26:06.000 Yeah, the technocrats.
00:26:09.000 You know what I learned today?
00:26:10.000 The Berlin Wall, the taking down of it was a total fluke.
00:26:16.000 Yeah, I saw that same fucking, I saw a documentary on it that the guy that was speaking about it wasn't even supposed to say what he said.
00:26:27.000 Yeah, it was a fuck up.
00:26:29.000 It's an amazing story.
00:26:31.000 It was a typo.
00:26:32.000 They spent all night working on this document because what they decided to say was the biggest beef with East Berlin was we can't leave.
00:26:40.000 So they were going to say, yes, you can leave.
00:26:43.000 Because they saw there was a revolution brewing and they didn't.
00:26:46.000 All the elites, the bosses, fuck the police's boss, didn't want there to be.
00:26:51.000 Oh, yeah, Hasselhoff was there.
00:26:52.000 Hasselhoff has implied that it was his concert, by the way, that led to the
00:26:57.000 His angelic voice just like compelled everyone.
00:27:03.000 Yes.
00:27:04.000 But so what they were going to do is what Russia still does and what all communist countries do.
00:27:10.000 You can conceivably leave.
00:27:11.000 You file for a travel visa and it goes through the courts.
00:27:15.000 And then like four months later,
00:27:18.000 You know, with heavy monitoring, you're allowed to go for two weeks and then we make sure that you come back immediately or your whole family's punished.
00:27:25.000 Like, that was the plan.
00:27:26.000 So he had this document that was like this thick.
00:27:30.000 He hadn't read it.
00:27:31.000 The guys had been up all night working on it and they crashed.
00:27:36.000 So they get this, again, technocrat, bureaucrat, boss man, like Ricky Gervais in The Office.
00:27:44.000 And David Brent shows up and he goes, some of the documents will be false.
00:27:50.000 And they go, so we'll be able to leave?
00:27:55.000 And he goes, yes, absolutely.
00:27:58.000 And then a reporter goes, when?
00:27:59.000 And he doesn't know what to say.
00:28:02.000 And he hasn't read the documents.
00:28:03.000 He goes,
00:28:05.000 Now!
00:28:06.000 Yeah, immediately!
00:28:08.000 Immediately!
00:28:10.000 So if you tell me that someone wants to go... People just start leaving!
00:28:13.000 And then the soldiers, they weren't there for the press conference, so they just go, uh, what's happening here?
00:28:20.000 And 5,000 people go, we were told we can leave.
00:28:24.000 And they go, eventually, and maybe they should have thought of this before, to show up in a number of 5,000.
00:28:31.000 And they go, uh, I guess, okay.
00:28:34.000 So they open the gate, all because this guy accidentally said immediately, because he hadn't read the fucking document.
00:28:41.000 That was the end.
00:28:44.000 God knows how much longer that would have went on or what other, what demands would have been made by them to open the gates finally, even though they knew it was kind of happening anyway, that like they would have tried to at least get something out of it.
00:28:57.000 But this guy's just like, Oh no, right now everything's cool.
00:29:00.000 Bye.
00:29:02.000 The whole cold war, it's over.
00:29:03.000 I'm ending it right now.
00:29:04.000 One guy, he fled to West Germany immediately, but yeah, I love that.
00:29:12.000 He goes immediately.
00:29:14.000 What?
00:29:15.000 Really?
00:29:15.000 Like now?
00:29:17.000 Yes.
00:29:18.000 Yeah.
00:29:19.000 Okay.
00:29:20.000 So then we're doing it now.
00:29:22.000 It took three seconds for that word to spread.
00:29:24.000 And yeah.
00:29:25.000 And then when everyone started showing up at all these gates on the wall, they were just like, yeah, well, you could go through right now.
00:29:32.000 They told us.
00:29:33.000 And they're trying to check the soldiers.
00:29:35.000 There was nothing they could do.
00:29:36.000 And it started getting a little dangerous because so many people are like, hey, right now, we just heard the dumb guy say it.
00:29:43.000 And that was it.
00:29:44.000 That was the end of it.
00:29:45.000 So funny.
00:29:46.000 They haven't really evolved, though, like Berlin is still a net loss for Germany.
00:29:51.000 There's I'm told there's rules about skyscrapers.
00:29:55.000 There's only one and it's a Soviet one, but everything is like five stories high.
00:30:00.000 I think they're permanently damaged from communism.
00:30:03.000 Really?
00:30:05.000 Fucking losers.
00:30:05.000 Yeah.
00:30:07.000 They never really recovered from that.
00:30:09.000 It's I had an epiphany today where I was like, God is a nationalist.
00:30:14.000 It's in the Bible, the Tower of Babel.
00:30:16.000 He doesn't want us getting together.
00:30:18.000 I don't think God wanted Abe Lincoln to win.
00:30:22.000 He wanted the South to separate and the North to be another country.
00:30:26.000 He doesn't like big countries.
00:30:28.000 That's not his bad.
00:30:30.000 He wants it to be like 30.
00:30:33.000 I'm just guessing.
00:30:34.000 I don't speak for the Lord, but I speak for God.
00:30:37.000 I think his ideal is like 50 mil.
00:30:42.000 30 to 50 mil.
00:30:43.000 That's his sweet spot.
00:30:44.000 That's God's sweet spot for countries?
00:30:47.000 God's sweet spot for any nation, culture, people, 40 mil.
00:30:53.000 And then go start a new thing if you get to like 60.
00:30:56.000 I don't want to see 300.
00:30:58.000 I don't want to see fucking the Roman Empire, the Prussian Empire.
00:31:03.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:05.000 Too many problems for God.
00:31:07.000 He's got so much to think about and work.
00:31:09.000 It's too much micromanaging.
00:31:11.000 He thinks it's gross and gay.
00:31:16.000 So he kills everyone, whatever they do.
00:31:18.000 So then, yeah, you get a plague or a flood or some shit.
00:31:21.000 It's gotta happen.
00:31:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:25.000 So when you walk around in Berlin, you notice a difference even now without the wall between East and West?
00:31:34.000 Or is it all Berlin is kind of fucked up?
00:31:37.000 All Berlin is.
00:31:38.000 Well, it's like a it's like a hipster town.
00:31:41.000 So it's like Portland or Berkeley or Montreal.
00:31:44.000 It's a lot like Montreal, actually.
00:31:46.000 A lot of trainees and hipsters and weirdos.
00:31:49.000 But I also noticed like no industry, no one kicking ass and taking names.
00:31:55.000 This is fucking Germany.
00:31:57.000 Right?
00:31:57.000 So, like, what's Munich making?
00:32:00.000 A thousand Mercedes-Benz a day?
00:32:02.000 And you have Cologne with, like, the largest crane ever created?
00:32:07.000 Or elevator or something?
00:32:09.000 Right.
00:32:11.000 Ryan, you're flashing back to the show where I noticed a Fred Perry.
00:32:16.000 Great timing.
00:32:18.000 That's the venue where I was noticed.
00:32:20.000 But anyway.
00:32:22.000 Yeah, there's no industry here.
00:32:25.000 I think the previous mayor said it's poor but sexy.
00:32:30.000 That was his sell for Berlin.
00:32:33.000 It's just like the East Village from coast to coast.
00:32:38.000 And I can't help but think that's still the damage of communism.
00:32:42.000 Yeah.
00:32:43.000 Is there anything there that reminiscent of, you know, a different time?
00:32:48.000 World War II?
00:32:50.000 Do you see any?
00:32:52.000 Right.
00:32:54.000 Are there any things that's like, hey, this building was this and it's got like a mortar fucking hole in the side or?
00:33:00.000 Well, 80 percent of it was bombed.
00:33:02.000 But yeah, yeah.
00:33:04.000 The Luftwaffen, the headquarters, so their pentagon really, is untouched.
00:33:11.000 And it's the biggest building I've ever fucking seen.
00:33:14.000 It's only about five stories tall, but it goes for like 10 blocks.
00:33:19.000 Wow.
00:33:20.000 Like, if you gave me a golf ball, I'm not strong enough to whip the golf ball from one end to the other.
00:33:28.000 Including the bounces on the pavement.
00:33:30.000 Right, all the bounces too.
00:33:32.000 You gotta count the bounces.
00:33:34.000 I would need a driver.
00:33:35.000 I'd need like a tiger's fucking driver to get it over there.
00:33:40.000 It goes on for like a good two minute walk on either direction.
00:33:44.000 And it wasn't bombed.
00:33:47.000 And I can't help but think they didn't bomb it because they knew that the paperclip, Operation Paperclip guys were in there.
00:33:54.000 Oh right, we needed to bring them over.
00:33:57.000 Yeah, because everything around it is dust.
00:34:01.000 So I think that they went this, and even without the guys, we got the blueprints, we got their cool fucking inventions.
00:34:09.000 Like, let's not bomb that.
00:34:11.000 Yeah, don't bomb that place.
00:34:13.000 Some good shit in there.
00:34:14.000 We want to get it.
00:34:15.000 Right, right.
00:34:16.000 Holy shit.
00:34:17.000 Yeah, that's all that really makes sense.
00:34:19.000 Why else wouldn't they just lay waste to everything since that's what they were doing everywhere else?
00:34:24.000 It's all new architecture.
00:34:26.000 Even the old looking buildings have been recreated.
00:34:30.000 I don't think that's it, Ryan.
00:34:33.000 Maybe.
00:34:33.000 I have a picture of it.
00:34:35.000 I'll send it to you.
00:34:37.000 But yeah, of course, there's the Reichstag and I went to the place where Hitler did his speeches.
00:34:43.000 I can send you that.
00:34:46.000 Beautiful old museum.
00:34:48.000 You can kind of see it.
00:34:50.000 No one's really allowed to talk about it, though.
00:34:51.000 They can't be presented as that, right?
00:34:54.000 It's like, hey, everyone, here's the place where Hitler made his speeches.
00:34:57.000 Isn't it kind of taboo?
00:34:59.000 Of course.
00:35:00.000 So the guide has to start with a whole bunch of caveats.
00:35:03.000 Oh, God, history is ugly and we have to accept that.
00:35:07.000 And unfortunately, Hitler did very well.
00:35:12.000 You're like, OK, what if what if he was awesome?
00:35:22.000 But you know, what's really funny about Berlin is Israel.
00:35:27.000 Because they, like Ireland, Scotland, Canada, liberal America, they're obsessed with underdogs, right?
00:35:34.000 And they always choose a side of the underdog.
00:35:34.000 Yeah.
00:35:36.000 So that's Palestine.
00:35:38.000 But of course, in Germany, like saying anything bad about Jews, you literally don't think bad things about Jews.
00:35:46.000 Does that sound fair?
00:35:47.000 Younger people, of course, will make jokes like, sounds like we could use a failed painter to clean this place up.
00:35:54.000 But that's like people under 30.
00:35:59.000 Did I send that to you just now?
00:36:00.000 What is that?
00:36:01.000 That's the Rathaus.
00:36:04.000 That's not that important.
00:36:05.000 I was trying to send you the flag in Hitler area.
00:36:11.000 You get in trouble, right?
00:36:15.000 You can't just make a Jew joke.
00:36:18.000 You literally get in trouble for that shit?
00:36:21.000 Well, it's just, it's so unthinkable.
00:36:24.000 It's like sucking your mom's cunt.
00:36:29.000 Like it's, you don't even go near it.
00:36:31.000 You don't even think about going near it.
00:36:34.000 If you were jerking off and you thought about Jews, you would stop jerking off.
00:36:38.000 Wow.
00:36:40.000 That's how close it is to your mom's.
00:36:42.000 How did they drill that into everyone's head?
00:36:45.000 Like, I understand, you know, the history and everything, but hey, every country has their history.
00:36:51.000 You kind of move on a little bit, you know.
00:36:54.000 Like seven million Germans died in horrific ways and were raped to death by the Red Army all over Berlin and fucking Dresden was bombed so severely that when Germans jumped into lakes and ponds, not lakes, but like ponds to like stop from burning, they boiled alive because it was so hot.
00:37:14.000 The ponds were boiling like boiling spaghetti.
00:37:17.000 Like they suffered in this fucking war.
00:37:20.000 They were conscripted.
00:37:22.000 You know, yes, there were bad men who planned horrific things, but Germany was also the biggest victim of World War Two, I would argue.
00:37:32.000 I don't know if I told you this, but a long time ago, before I had kids, in the early aughts, I was invited to Bonn, Germany, to do a talk about cool and what is cool.
00:37:44.000 The guy who ran it, I just got wasted and got in trouble for doing a terrible job.
00:37:53.000 Because they were asking me questions about George W. Bush the whole time, like, how do you feel about your president having no tolerance?
00:37:59.000 Do you have no tolerance in your life when you sin?
00:38:02.000 And I'm like, I'm not here to be an ambassador for GWB.
00:38:06.000 I thought I'd talk about cool culture.
00:38:09.000 But anyway.
00:38:10.000 After the talk, he said, you know, after Hitler, what happened with us was we realized that we have no culture and we have to obliterate everything and start from scratch.
00:38:21.000 We have to begin from scratch and start a new culture.
00:38:25.000 I was like, what?
00:38:27.000 Like, what about the Armenian genocide?
00:38:31.000 What about Mao?
00:38:32.000 You go to China and they have statues of Mao everywhere.
00:38:37.000 He killed 60 million people and he's not even a pack guy.
00:38:41.000 Yeah, whatever.
00:38:43.000 You gotta break some eggs to make an omelette.
00:38:45.000 It's okay.
00:38:46.000 But then they made people completely hate themselves.
00:38:50.000 They drove men to fucking fuck chickens, and women love being shat upon, and their sexuality became this perverse, debaucherous nonsense.
00:39:03.000 And then there's just this self-hatred and this, you know, they've just made Jews this thing, this amazing, holy thing you can't fucking touch.
00:39:16.000 Well, the irony is that was the impetus for World War II.
00:39:20.000 After World War One, they were told they suck.
00:39:22.000 They're losers.
00:39:23.000 Everything is their fault.
00:39:25.000 They need to apologize, like to crucify themselves.
00:39:28.000 And so they just went, fuck you.
00:39:31.000 So the culture they're going through since World War Two is the same as in between the wars, which is you suck.
00:39:38.000 You're a loser.
00:39:39.000 So it's going to breed the same kind of anti-Semitism.
00:39:43.000 Obviously, in 1918, it was a lot quicker, but eventually, yeah, yeah, people are just going to be like, you know what?
00:39:49.000 Fuck the Jews.
00:39:51.000 But that's how I started all this was to say, with Israel, they're fucked.
00:39:56.000 Because like I saw graffiti when I was having, I've been having a lot of anal problems, by the way, I want to talk to you about that.
00:40:03.000 Anal health.
00:40:04.000 I mean, look at these.
00:40:06.000 Is that blood or shit?
00:40:10.000 What the fuck, dude?
00:40:14.000 What is?
00:40:15.000 It's like a hangover and then walking around Berlin all day.
00:40:20.000 Like, you wouldn't believe what's happening to my anus.
00:40:22.000 It's just, it looks like an axe wound.
00:40:26.000 And it's got this, like... Oh, I can't even look at that!
00:40:34.000 It's like I've been raped by a burrito or something.
00:40:39.000 It's like... It's like your asshole has labia.
00:40:43.000 You have labia on your ass.
00:40:46.000 You have an ass cunt.
00:40:49.000 Who does I do?
00:40:51.000 When I die, I'm going to go to the gates and St.
00:40:53.000 Peter's going to be like, oh, I suppose you want to go to the dance club down there with all the other faggots.
00:40:58.000 And I'm going to be like, no, no, no, no.
00:41:01.000 I want to be with my family and my grandparents.
00:41:03.000 And I'd be like, oh, usually the fags, they don't want to be with their family.
00:41:07.000 They've been estranged.
00:41:08.000 I go, I'm not a fag.
00:41:11.000 And he's like, oh, OK, sure.
00:41:12.000 St.
00:41:13.000 Peter's like, dude, I've seen your ass.
00:41:15.000 We can stop the charades, OK?
00:41:17.000 David's clubs are all down there.
00:41:19.000 That's the beach where you fuck.
00:41:22.000 We do a physical and a psychological assessment of everybody coming in.
00:41:28.000 So we've seen it.
00:41:30.000 We're good to go.
00:41:47.000 And then you go on a long walk.
00:41:48.000 And then just like walking around and it's a heat wave here.
00:41:51.000 It's 92 degrees.
00:41:53.000 So I'm just like chafing all day.
00:41:56.000 It feels like I have someone broke a light bulb in my butt cheeks.
00:42:00.000 Put salt in it.
00:42:02.000 Yes, literally.
00:42:03.000 Yes.
00:42:04.000 It's fucking brutal.
00:42:06.000 But sorry, I keep trying to get to this point.
00:42:09.000 So with Israel, they love the Palestinians and they can't even
00:42:14.000 I don't think anything negative about Jews.
00:42:16.000 So they're like, it's like the parents are getting a divorce and they don't know what to do.
00:42:21.000 I saw this graffiti while I was vomiting out my ass and it said, uh, free Gaza.
00:42:27.000 And then below someone had written from Hamas.
00:42:31.000 So like the best they can do is like the people of Palestine didn't vote for this regime.
00:42:38.000 And I'm like, yeah, they did.
00:42:40.000 Palestine loves Hamas.
00:42:44.000 So both sides are against everything you believe in.
00:42:50.000 The Israelis are the evil, oppressor Nazis that you hate, and the Palestinians are the evil, terrorist, sexist, racist bigots that you hate.
00:43:00.000 And you have to pick a side.
00:43:02.000 And they just, I don't think they want to go near it.
00:43:04.000 Like, I wouldn't even know, walking around Berlin with the Star of David, like, I don't even know how, is that controversial?
00:43:13.000 I don't even know what they would do.
00:43:15.000 I think they would just
00:43:16.000 Have a panic attack and start having a seizure.
00:43:18.000 They wouldn't know what to do.
00:43:19.000 Yeah.
00:43:21.000 There's no, like, all over the EU there seems to be protests for Palestine against Israel and stuff.
00:43:28.000 There's no protesting there, I would gather.
00:43:32.000 Yeah.
00:43:32.000 Well, I'm sure the authorities shut down anything remotely anti-Jew because that goes back generations, but...
00:43:39.000 Are there a lot of Jews in Germany and Berlin?
00:43:42.000 Like, do a lot of them live there?
00:43:43.000 Did they decide to, you know, ha-ha, we're coming back, fuck you?
00:43:47.000 Or, uh... Something tells me it's probably a lot easier to be nice to Jews when you're not dealing with them.
00:43:56.000 When they're not, you know, running your country.
00:43:59.000 Well, that's the story of every group, right?
00:44:01.000 Like, the less blacks in your neighborhood, the more you value them.
00:44:06.000 Right, right.
00:44:07.000 The more nice things you can do.
00:44:09.000 I'm sure I've told you about this.
00:44:10.000 At my old local in Larchmont, there is an old black dude there who drinks for free.
00:44:17.000 He gets Hennessy all night.
00:44:18.000 Is he quick with a joke or to light up your smoke because there's someplace that he'd rather be?
00:44:22.000 I actually don't understand him.
00:44:25.000 I'm like, yeah, I'm going to get all day and all day back again.
00:44:30.000 That's what you got to do when you know what time it is.
00:44:39.000 I agree.
00:44:39.000 There was also, I'm sure I told you about the UPS guy, just a random black man, probably from the Caribbean, probably middle class.
00:44:48.000 And it was his birthday.
00:44:51.000 And it was like, happy birthday, Godfrey, in balloon letters, which I think are like 10 bucks each.
00:44:58.000 Yeah, it's like a $300 balloon display for your fucking UPS guy.
00:45:05.000 Who's just like, uh, thanks.
00:45:07.000 Anyway, here's your... Yeah, yeah.
00:45:09.000 That's them feeling good about themselves.
00:45:12.000 That has nothing to do with making another person feel good who doesn't give a flying fuck.
00:45:17.000 You know, I love when people... He didn't even... He didn't tell his family that.
00:45:21.000 Like, I guarantee you, he didn't come home and go, you're not going to believe this.
00:45:26.000 When I was doing my rounds today, they had balloons from... He forgot, like, right after.
00:45:32.000 Yeah.
00:45:33.000 Whatever.
00:45:34.000 That's gay.
00:45:35.000 He probably resents it, too.
00:45:37.000 He's like, ah, this sucks.
00:45:39.000 But the planning, like them getting together and going, hey, why don't we do something nice?
00:45:44.000 They think it's a Hallmark fucking movie.
00:45:46.000 They think everything is one of these stupid stories.
00:45:50.000 And it doesn't work that way.
00:45:51.000 It doesn't turn out where the guy is in tears thanking the neighborhood because his life is shit and they've made it better and now they're all friends.
00:46:01.000 It doesn't work that way.
00:46:02.000 In their dumb fucking virtue signaling minds, that's what they think it's going to be.
00:46:07.000 Fucking pathetic.
00:46:08.000 You know what you just inspired me?
00:46:09.000 You know the fucking janitor who walked to work every day three miles and then everyone got together and bought him a car?
00:46:16.000 Yeah, I saw that one too, yeah.
00:46:18.000 Well, it's happened like 10 times.
00:46:20.000 Oh yeah, there was a recent one.
00:46:21.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:46:22.000 Fuck that.
00:46:23.000 Get your own fucking car.
00:46:25.000 They're 800 bucks, okay?
00:46:27.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:46:28.000 You get a shitbox for 800 bucks.
00:46:30.000 You're walking to work because you're retarded.
00:46:34.000 Bicycles go 10 times faster and they're basically free.
00:46:40.000 You're a moron and a loser.
00:46:41.000 Why are we rewarding that?
00:46:43.000 Yeah.
00:46:46.000 And that culture, like black culture, they don't respect that.
00:46:51.000 That's weakness.
00:46:52.000 Yeah, that's weakness.
00:46:53.000 Yes, giving people, you know.
00:46:57.000 Imagine it's like the blind side, you know, the big black dude and then the white dude.
00:47:02.000 Great example, because he turned on them recently.
00:47:04.000 Exactly.
00:47:05.000 Yeah.
00:47:06.000 Yeah, he turned on them.
00:47:07.000 Because what?
00:47:08.000 You're going to respect that shit?
00:47:10.000 Fuck you.
00:47:11.000 You got rich because you made a movie about me.
00:47:13.000 That's my story.
00:47:15.000 Right.
00:47:15.000 Right.
00:47:16.000 Dishon, we made 12 grand out of that movie.
00:47:20.000 I'm happy to give you your four grand.
00:47:22.000 Yeah.
00:47:22.000 But we're rich because we own all fast food in America.
00:47:27.000 And that was way before you came along, you retarded end.
00:47:34.000 Yeah, I don't know what that is.
00:47:37.000 Is that the guy, the car?
00:47:39.000 He gets in the car.
00:47:41.000 I want to just go up, I remember, I think I told you this, one time I came, when I was a little kid, I was like six, and I spat in my eyes to make sure I was, so my dad could see I was crying.
00:47:51.000 Yeah.
00:47:52.000 Just my eyes, and he goes, ah, spit!
00:47:55.000 Oh!
00:47:55.000 You're choking!
00:47:57.000 And I just, I want to go up to that guy crying with his car and just be like... Yeah.
00:48:02.000 That's not a tear, that's not salty!
00:48:04.000 You're not fucking crying, you bitch, you fucking liar!
00:48:09.000 Oh, look at him.
00:48:09.000 He puts his arms in the air, like, like... And then that fat woman is standing there, looking so smug, like, see what we do?
00:48:19.000 Get me on camera.
00:48:19.000 Make sure you got a shot of me handing in the keys.
00:48:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:48:23.000 Look at this.
00:48:24.000 Does he even have a license?
00:48:26.000 Can he even drive this fucking thing?
00:48:28.000 You think he's going to go get insurance and make sure his car is registered and inspected?
00:48:34.000 Everywhere I go, black people are walking.
00:48:37.000 I should say everywhere in America I go.
00:48:39.000 Yes.
00:48:40.000 95, the freeway, especially upstate, Highway 17.
00:48:45.000 It's just black people walking everywhere.
00:48:47.000 They love walking.
00:48:49.000 Look at her.
00:48:49.000 Look at the fat woman.
00:48:51.000 Both of them.
00:48:51.000 They're just like so proud of themselves.
00:48:53.000 And it's a sin of pride and gluttony is all over their fucking bodies.
00:49:00.000 That's what you see right there.
00:49:01.000 Two of the biggest sins.
00:49:03.000 Pride and gluttony.
00:49:06.000 And vanity.
00:49:07.000 Don't forget vanity.
00:49:08.000 A lot of vanity there, too.
00:49:09.000 All right.
00:49:10.000 All right.
00:49:11.000 You are right.
00:49:12.000 I want to be in the video.
00:49:13.000 I got to be in the video.
00:49:14.000 And it's this it's the American like black failure, white guilt is the American story where they're just constantly tripping over themselves to help the retards.
00:49:22.000 And that's true of of UK with the two tiered justice system.
00:49:26.000 Right.
00:49:27.000 Oh, a Muslim raped a 13 year old girl.
00:49:29.000 Well, he didn't know that rape was bad.
00:49:33.000 So let him go.
00:49:34.000 Oh, someone said Allah Allah.
00:49:36.000 Who the fuck is Allah?
00:49:38.000 15 months in prison.
00:49:39.000 Yeah.
00:49:40.000 Because you were mean to our retards.
00:49:45.000 I'm an egalitarian.
00:49:47.000 I'm an anti-racist.
00:49:49.000 So if you're raping girls, you gotta go to jail.
00:49:53.000 I don't care where you're from or what you said.
00:49:55.000 The whole excuse doesn't make any sense.
00:50:00.000 They don't understand you're not supposed to rape.
00:50:02.000 They should not be anywhere near any civilized nation.
00:50:07.000 That's what it is.
00:50:08.000 Oh, they're here.
00:50:09.000 You know, no, we got to be a little more tolerant of them because they don't understand in their culture.
00:50:14.000 See, they can just rape people and it's the way it's just like, it's like, yeah, that's my point.
00:50:20.000 Why the fuck would you bring an animal like that into a place with rules, regulations, laws, ethics, values, common whatever?
00:50:30.000 Why would you even bring that here?
00:50:32.000 That has no place in our system.
00:50:35.000 That's our point.
00:50:36.000 Yeah, it's like he didn't know cannibalism was wrong.
00:50:39.000 Yeah, that's what I'm screaming.
00:50:41.000 Right.
00:50:41.000 Don't let him in here.
00:50:43.000 But you've created this scenario where a guy's at a bar and they're all talking.
00:50:47.000 Yeah, it was funny.
00:50:50.000 Yeah, well, I would have raped her, but I didn't want to go to jail because rape is wrong.
00:50:54.000 And then the guy's like, yeah, right.
00:50:58.000 What?
00:51:00.000 Yeah, it's illegal, dude, because the girl who's screaming and crying and saying, stop, stop.
00:51:07.000 She's not lying.
00:51:08.000 She actually does hate it.
00:51:10.000 She hates it.
00:51:11.000 And she's a human who has rights and
00:51:15.000 You're not supposed to do that.
00:51:17.000 What?
00:51:18.000 She's a living person.
00:51:20.000 It's like Chris D'Elia.
00:51:21.000 You ever see that video where he finds out that Snapchat is actually saved forever?
00:51:26.000 One of my favorites.
00:51:27.000 Everyone's going, yeah, like if you flirting with a 14 year old, it's being recorded and you just see him go.
00:51:34.000 Yeah, at first when he goes, no, no, that's all just eliminated.
00:51:39.000 Like the second you log off, they can't save that.
00:51:42.000 And it's like, no, yeah, you can.
00:51:44.000 And then they show his face.
00:51:45.000 He's just horrified.
00:51:47.000 Hold on a second.
00:51:50.000 How did it come out?
00:51:50.000 Like, how did they... The boy's mother ended up finding it.
00:51:54.000 Finding it?
00:51:55.000 What do you mean?
00:51:56.000 Snapchat goes away, right?
00:51:58.000 He probably saved it.
00:51:58.000 You can screen record, take screenshots.
00:52:01.000 You gotta know that that's gonna happen.
00:52:05.000 Look at him.
00:52:06.000 Some people do some crazy shit.
00:52:07.000 That's the Muslims finding out that rape is illegal.
00:52:13.000 What?
00:52:14.000 What?
00:52:14.000 You see his face?
00:52:15.000 He's just like, now it's just, you can see his, his mind working right there.
00:52:21.000 Thinking back, hearkening back to all the inappropriate shit he sent girls.
00:52:26.000 Look at him.
00:52:28.000 Look at him.
00:52:30.000 I gotta go poop.
00:52:31.000 Is there a bathroom here?
00:52:36.000 Does anyone have a giant industrial magnet I could put over my computer right now?
00:52:40.000 Does anyone just happen to... Does anyone have a bazooka I can aim at my laptop?
00:52:47.000 He survived that, though.
00:52:48.000 He's back, right?
00:52:51.000 Yeah.
00:52:52.000 His wife's, like, tweeting and stuff.
00:52:55.000 I don't know.
00:52:56.000 I don't know how it's done, but yeah, he's fine.
00:52:58.000 He made it through.
00:52:59.000 It seems so random, the cancellation machine.
00:53:03.000 Like, I'm toast forever.
00:53:04.000 You were talking about free speech earlier.
00:53:06.000 You're not toast as far as, like, Twitch, YouTube, Twitter goes.
00:53:12.000 I don't know why you got to pass.
00:53:14.000 You're so racist, it makes me blush.
00:53:17.000 And I'm in the KKK.
00:53:21.000 Yeah, that is an odd thing right there, but hey, I'm not going to complain about it.
00:53:27.000 But you'll never be on, like, Red Eye if there was a Red Eye.
00:53:31.000 No, no.
00:53:31.000 Colin Quinn can't say hi to you.
00:53:33.000 I don't know why.
00:53:35.000 Like it's Colin Quinn.
00:53:38.000 It's not, it can't be because you mocked Bill Burr's wife.
00:53:42.000 It's something deeper than that.
00:53:43.000 It's some other sin.
00:53:44.000 It's probably Proud Boys related because you were like, you owned the company when Proud Boys were formed or something like that.
00:53:50.000 But it does seem kind of arbitrary.
00:53:54.000 Like Tommy Robinson is on Twitter.
00:54:00.000 So it's not about can you manifest people to do things, because he got 100,000 people at his rally in July there before the stabbing.
00:54:12.000 I don't know.
00:54:12.000 Jared Taylor will never be on Twitter, and he's one of the most
00:54:18.000 Civil sounding, you know, he never advocates violence.
00:54:23.000 He speaks very obviously, articulately and accurately.
00:54:28.000 He backs his stuff up with facts and research.
00:54:33.000 He's never said the word nigger, I guarantee it.
00:54:36.000 No, no.
00:54:37.000 And he's persona non grata on every single fucking platform.
00:54:42.000 I don't know.
00:54:43.000 There is.
00:54:43.000 It's very arbitrary.
00:54:44.000 You know, back in Vice TV days, we did a pilot for Showtime that flopped.
00:54:50.000 I thought it was really good.
00:54:51.000 But there was a thing called Dinner with Five on at the time.
00:54:55.000 And it was like, not Jeremy Piven, but the guy like him, who's an Iron Man in Diner, the Jewy looking guy.
00:55:06.000 I get them confused all the time, those two guys.
00:55:08.000 I know exactly who you're talking about.
00:55:10.000 Steve Guttenberg, kind of a guy like
00:55:14.000 Oh, fuck.
00:55:14.000 He's in all the Marvel movies and he's had a second life after Diner.
00:55:19.000 Anyway, that guy.
00:55:21.000 It's John something.
00:55:23.000 Dinner for Five.
00:55:24.000 And it's the same as the Bill Maher Pot Show.
00:55:28.000 And I know what it is.
00:55:29.000 When you're drunk and stoned and you're with your friends at a dinner, you're high.
00:55:35.000 So you go, this is gold.
00:55:38.000 Ironically, it is gold when you and I do it, but with anyone, it isn't.
00:55:42.000 And they go, Jon Favreau.
00:55:45.000 Jon Favreau.
00:55:47.000 So we did a parody of that, and it was David Cross.
00:55:51.000 It was a 12-year-old boy.
00:55:53.000 It was a circus freak named Eek.
00:55:57.000 It was a prostitute on crack.
00:56:00.000 Wow.
00:56:00.000 Yes.
00:56:14.000 And Jared was obviously 360 times smarter than anyone at the table.
00:56:19.000 And he does what Jared does.
00:56:22.000 Jared is like a parent at Halloween going, OK, here's some for you, some for you, some for you.
00:56:27.000 He can't give you all the candy or you'll have a nervous breakdown.
00:56:30.000 So he just doles out little pieces to everyone and lets everybody figure it out on their own.
00:56:35.000 Well, if we had it your way, I don't think that you would enjoy
00:56:40.000 Pajit's shitting on the beach when your children were trying to build a sandcastle.
00:56:45.000 And then you go think about that on your own time and eventually come back for more.
00:56:51.000 We went out for beers after, me, David, and Jared.
00:56:56.000 And David was like, he was drunk, so he was being more honest than usual.
00:57:01.000 He's like, I know you guys say nigger every time you're alone.
00:57:04.000 I know it comes out.
00:57:06.000 And Jared is like a Japanese aristocrat, right?
00:57:09.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:11.000 So he was like, no, I have to be honest with you.
00:57:14.000 I mean, I've known people who are considered, you know, radical far right, and I've spent much time with them.
00:57:22.000 But even within that group, and we can include the South, I don't think I've heard the word stated.
00:57:28.000 It's just not that comes out.
00:57:31.000 And David was like, yeah, fuck you.
00:57:33.000 Bullshit.
00:57:34.000 Of course.
00:57:35.000 It's their like Beverly Hillbillies version of us.
00:57:40.000 It's like assholes out of our breath where we're just like,
00:57:47.000 We just can't wait till the doors are closed.
00:57:49.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:57:50.000 And they think that of the elites too, like the smart, rich, white people that, like Tucker Carlson, he can't wait.
00:57:56.000 Right, right.
00:57:58.000 They need to believe that.
00:58:00.000 They need to believe that.
00:58:02.000 The other, the option to that, the opposite to that, where these are just smart people talking about
00:58:12.000 The topic, rationally, reasonably, based in fact, is horrifying.
00:58:18.000 The truth would be horrifying.
00:58:21.000 So they need, you know, to think that it's all just this irrational, emotional, screaming nigger out constantly.
00:58:30.000 So that devalues anything that they might have said that gives them an inkling of going, huh, well, they do seem to commit a lot of crime.
00:58:38.000 So they could just wipe that out of their head.
00:58:41.000 Yeah.
00:58:43.000 Well, they say don't give Nazis a platform, right?
00:58:46.000 That's how they justify never having Richard Spencer or Jared Taylor or Steve Saylor or anyone with a brain on a show.
00:58:55.000 They know they'll get humiliated, so they say don't give Nazis a platform.
00:58:58.000 Yeah.
00:59:00.000 Another part of it is they haven't thought about any of this shit on their own.
00:59:06.000 And they're petrified of facing the truth.
00:59:09.000 The truth is there's patterns, OK?
00:59:12.000 Sorry, but there's patterns.
00:59:14.000 In the UK, they're like, look, if he was a rapist, if he was a rapist, if he murdered them kids, if he was shooting those little girls, he should go to jail.
00:59:24.000 Like, yeah, that's not why they're writing.
00:59:26.000 They're not writing because some random lunatic out of nowhere.
00:59:31.000 They're writing because it was an unassimilated foreigner who hates Britain.
00:59:37.000 And we're seeing a slew of those.
00:59:40.000 And we've had enough of giving them free fucking hotels.
00:59:43.000 Yeah, when you see the crime rate go up and it's completely just lockstep with illegal migrants coming into your country, you have to at least look at that and do a further investigation to see if there's a correlation there.
00:59:59.000 Investigation of the correlation!
01:00:03.000 You gotta see.
01:00:04.000 And then, you know, everything connects.
01:00:06.000 Yeah, they are doing a lot of these crimes.
01:00:09.000 Well, and then again, the excuses.
01:00:11.000 You know, they don't know they're not supposed to rape.
01:00:13.000 I don't even give a shit about their excuses.
01:00:16.000 They are committing a lot of violent crime against people.
01:00:19.000 The people don't like it.
01:00:21.000 They would like something to be done about it.
01:00:23.000 You voice that, and you're a piece of shit, Islamophobe, you know, criminal, for even voicing that.
01:00:32.000 How do you even have a government in place that isn't being dragged out of their homes and beheaded when that's how they're trying to run the country?
01:00:42.000 Or even like with January 6th, they alluded to one tenth of one pube of coming to your house and beheading you.
01:00:52.000 They made you stay inconvenient.
01:00:54.000 What did you do?
01:00:55.000 You ran like into the pews and you had gas masks on and fucking full body hazmat suits and you're lying in in these fucking alleys and these these aisles of your chairs like we're
01:01:11.000 And everyone gets 33 years, 22 years.
01:01:16.000 So we're not that far from the sort of death throes of communism, where that idiot said immediately because he was scared of what they were going to do to him.
01:01:26.000 Yeah.
01:01:27.000 Becoming another hanging Mussolini.
01:01:31.000 That's why those J6ers got such crazy sentences.
01:01:34.000 Yeah, it was a message over the target.
01:01:36.000 Pure and simple.
01:01:37.000 Hey, we're probably going to at some point try to steal the election again.
01:01:43.000 And we really don't like when you guys come out and call us on it.
01:01:47.000 And, you know.
01:01:49.000 Protest and make a noise and let other people know that, hey, maybe the election was stolen.
01:01:54.000 So we're really going to fuck you guys up.
01:01:57.000 Hey, sorry.
01:01:58.000 You guys got to be the ones that we really let America see us completely fucking up so that when we steal it in 2024, you'll think twice.
01:02:08.000 You'll know it's stolen, by the way.
01:02:10.000 Don't worry about that.
01:02:11.000 You'll know.
01:02:12.000 But now you'll think twice as to whether you want to do anything about it and spend 20 years in prison because you dared say, hey, I think that election was stalled.
01:02:22.000 Well, it's like your video game you play.
01:02:24.000 What's that called?
01:02:27.000 Oh, SimCity.
01:02:29.000 SimCity.
01:02:30.000 So they built this SimCity.
01:02:32.000 They stole the election once.
01:02:35.000 That caused a coup.
01:02:37.000 Yeah.
01:02:37.000 So you went, fuck it.
01:02:38.000 I don't want any coups.
01:02:40.000 You threw them all in jail for decades.
01:02:41.000 Yes.
01:02:42.000 Yes.
01:02:42.000 Tropico.
01:02:43.000 That was the one.
01:02:43.000 Yeah.
01:02:44.000 Yeah.
01:02:44.000 Next election, they're going to be like, no, no, no.
01:02:48.000 Now we're really mad.
01:02:49.000 Like I can just see the elites on their fucking consoles.
01:02:52.000 Yeah.
01:02:53.000 Yeah.
01:02:53.000 What happened?
01:02:54.000 This is getting way worse.
01:02:57.000 They were supposed to be afraid.
01:02:59.000 I did this to make them afraid, and now they're not afraid.
01:03:02.000 There must be a malfunction in the program.
01:03:07.000 That reminds me, I want to make this show free so people can see the wonderfulness that is compound censored, but that means that I have to read an ad.
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01:05:09.000 Look at that.
01:05:10.000 I think that's the first time I ever sat while you did a read.
01:05:13.000 Yeah.
01:05:14.000 Interesting.
01:05:16.000 I got my roses and gold for a change.
01:05:19.000 Yes.
01:05:19.000 Yes.
01:05:19.000 Gold roses.
01:05:20.000 I got to get Steven back.
01:05:22.000 I didn't even think about that aspect of, uh,
01:05:26.000 Of course.
01:05:46.000 Let me just find the... You know what I found with ads?
01:05:53.000 If you charge a small amount, like 200 bucks or something,
01:06:00.000 You read it and then you lose $200 in subs because people get annoyed.
01:06:04.000 So then you have to charge like $5, $6, $7.
01:06:05.000 Interesting.
01:06:08.000 And then I don't think that the client goes like, I'm not going to make $700 from you reading this once a week.
01:06:19.000 But it's a weird thing where the price has to be so high as to not piss people off.
01:06:26.000 I think it works better with Ben Shapiro and Michael Knowles where they're getting like $300,000.
01:06:30.000 Probably, yes.
01:06:32.000 Here's what I did, Gavin.
01:06:34.000 Maybe I can extol some of my wisdom.
01:06:37.000 Yes, please.
01:06:38.000 For this.
01:06:39.000 Here's what I did.
01:06:40.000 Now, see, I noticed you said we're doing a read.
01:06:44.000 And then you went into the reed like just a maniac, reeding, figuring I'll get through it as fast as I can.
01:06:51.000 Maybe that won't upset the people.
01:06:53.000 I would make the reeds kind of part of the show.
01:06:56.000 Stephen Singer became, you know, part of the show.
01:06:59.000 I was able to talk about the roses and how you could take them and maybe thrust the root into a person's neck during a home invasion and make the reed entertaining.
01:07:10.000 And then people won't be that pissed off that you're
01:07:13.000 You're doing a read.
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01:07:21.000 But with THC, with these guys, they've got a lot of legal jargon where they can't say like, you know, we are marijuana and you won't get baked.
01:07:33.000 They don't like doing it.
01:07:35.000 I guess it does depend on the product, whether you can incorporate it into some comedic little take.
01:07:42.000 Yeah, you're right, though.
01:07:43.000 Advertorials are the best way to sell a thing.
01:07:47.000 I don't know.
01:07:50.000 Howard Stern does it, so I do it because I do whatever Howard Stern does.
01:07:54.000 That's what you got to do.
01:07:55.000 Of course.
01:07:56.000 Of course.
01:07:57.000 I was catching shit from people on Twitter before because some asshole decides,
01:08:03.000 They call me out on my racist tweets, of course, which, you know, I'm so upset about that.
01:08:08.000 And then it's like, oh, I hope you're happy with your $13 a month that you make from this.
01:08:13.000 And I'm like, I post a little thing of how much I make every two weeks, and it's not bad at all.
01:08:21.000 And it wasn't a flex.
01:08:23.000 It's not a thing.
01:08:23.000 It's like, no, guy, you're wrong.
01:08:25.000 Like I'm posting, I'm doing what I would normally do on Twitter.
01:08:29.000 What I've done for years, nothing changed.
01:08:32.000 And now the only difference is they're paying me for it.
01:08:34.000 So yeah, I'm going to post whatever the fuck I want and make money.
01:08:38.000 And then there are people thinking it's a flex.
01:08:41.000 Like, look how much I make.
01:08:43.000 How much is it?
01:08:44.000 Dude, it's like fucking $3,000 a month.
01:08:48.000 It's like $3,000 a month.
01:08:53.000 And by the way, this next two weeks coming up is gonna be more than any of these.
01:08:58.000 So, it's like, if you wanna, like, bash me or shit on me, for Twitter, Elon Musk literally paying for my fucking Yukon.
01:09:08.000 Elon Musk is making my SUV payments.
01:09:12.000 And more.
01:09:13.000 Like, that's not even the whole thing.
01:09:15.000 So, my, my...
01:09:17.000 Vehicle is paid for by Twitter.
01:09:20.000 So if that sucks, then I guess you're right.
01:09:22.000 And wow, I'm a piece of shit.
01:09:24.000 Fuck my gay car.
01:09:24.000 Fuck it.
01:09:26.000 I just, yeah, I love it.
01:09:27.000 I just wish, I think I was supposed to be on Tucker a million years ago and they canceled, of course, but they said, what do you want to talk about?
01:09:35.000 And I go, I'd like to talk about something and no one ever asked me, which is can't the insults be real?
01:09:41.000 Like, Gavin is an Islamophobe who doesn't think Muslims are compatible with the Western world.
01:09:47.000 Great insult.
01:09:49.000 That's true.
01:09:52.000 But they're like, Gavin's a white nationalist that wants blacks to go back to Africa.
01:09:58.000 I'm like, I don't I don't even care.
01:09:59.000 That's me.
01:10:00.000 That was me.
01:10:01.000 Yeah.
01:10:01.000 You got the wrong guy.
01:10:02.000 That's the wrong guy.
01:10:04.000 And compound censored.
01:10:05.000 Or they'll be like, you you shove the dildo up your ass to own the libs.
01:10:09.000 And I'm like, no, I was on I was on Anthony's network and I was making fun of how Hillary dances like there's something up her ass.
01:10:18.000 So I put something up my ass and danced better than her to mock her dancing skills.
01:10:23.000 I get it.
01:10:23.000 I didn't know you weren't supposed to rape.
01:10:25.000 It's kind of the same excuse.
01:10:28.000 Or they'll show a picture where I'm like this and I'm showing off my terrible chin.
01:10:32.000 And I'm like, yeah, that's from a comedy sketch I did about my terrible chin.
01:10:38.000 Like, so often they criticize us for things that aren't true, and I don't have the energy to, like, say why I don't deny the Armenian Genocide, because I've never even thought about the Armenian Genocide.
01:10:49.000 But they just keep pushing this shit on us, where they're like, yeah, hope you enjoy your 13 bucks.
01:10:56.000 You're like, that's not a thing.
01:10:57.000 Focus on the reality of the situation.
01:11:01.000 Tell me the things I've done.
01:11:04.000 Yeah, go to the reality of the situation and, you know, realize
01:11:10.000 Why are you so mad, first of all?
01:11:13.000 Why would you be so mad at my posts?
01:11:16.000 You disagree with them?
01:11:18.000 It's the age-old thing of, just block me.
01:11:22.000 You block me, you would never, ever have to see another one of my posts again.
01:11:26.000 That's how they go away.
01:11:27.000 I do it all the time.
01:11:28.000 People see that shit, and that inspires them, and then they learn from it, and that becomes their politics.
01:11:34.000 Okay, debate me.
01:11:35.000 I always see that, too, with public enemies.
01:11:39.000 We can fist fight, we can debate ideas.
01:11:43.000 Otherwise, if you just want to scowl, now it comes down to a stranger doesn't like me.
01:11:50.000 Well, I don't know who strangers are, so there's no reason for us to have an interaction.
01:11:55.000 It's either
01:11:57.000 Physically fight or philosophically fight.
01:12:00.000 But to just like sit there and like this guy in my town, he's confronted me twice now.
01:12:07.000 And he goes, I hate that you live in our town.
01:12:10.000 And I'm like, how is that relevant to anything?
01:12:14.000 You're telling me your feelings.
01:12:17.000 I even said to him, I goes like, we could do a slap fight.
01:12:20.000 It doesn't even have to be like a fight.
01:12:22.000 It could just be a slap fight.
01:12:26.000 And he's like, no, I'm scared of you, but I hate that you live in my town.
01:12:30.000 And I'm like, okay.
01:12:32.000 Why?
01:12:33.000 When he wakes up, what is different because you live there that wouldn't be, that would be a better life for him if you didn't live there?
01:12:42.000 Aside from just his own anxiety and anger of you living there.
01:12:48.000 Because the suburbs in Westchester are status symbols.
01:12:52.000 So it's like having a car in LA.
01:12:56.000 So if you live in Vernon, you're a loser.
01:12:59.000 If you live in Yonkers, you're nothing.
01:13:01.000 If you live in Larchmont, you're doing really well.
01:13:04.000 If you live in Scarsdale, you're doing even better.
01:13:07.000 If you live in Connecticut,
01:13:09.000 Well, yeah, you're at the top.
01:13:11.000 Like, if you live in Stamford, Connecticut, you have a hell of a commute, so there's kind of a down there, but you're still making millions a year, so that's part of your status.
01:13:23.000 But if someone, if David Duke lives in Stamford, you've ruined part of my little LinkedIn page.
01:13:30.000 Now you've ruined Stamford for me.
01:13:32.000 I can't use that to brag to people.
01:13:35.000 Oh, I'm from Stanford.
01:13:37.000 Oh, you mean where David Duke lives?
01:13:39.000 He lived there for three years!
01:13:39.000 No!
01:13:42.000 Oh... He's gone!
01:13:43.000 He left!
01:13:44.000 Oh, where Gavin McGinnis lives?
01:13:47.000 Oh, see?
01:13:48.000 You just ruined my whole fucking... I say that to them, too.
01:13:50.000 I go, this is Proud Boys territory.
01:13:53.000 Oh, that's fucking great.
01:13:55.000 I'm surprised he confronts you, though.
01:13:55.000 Good, fuck him!
01:13:57.000 That's an odd thing.
01:13:58.000 Well, these people have never been in a fight, so...
01:14:14.000 It's like confronting someone on TV or something, like he's never been punched in the face in his life.
01:14:19.000 Oh, imagine the look, that first look in his face when you pop him right in the nose and he's just shocked and can't even believe or fathom what just happened to him.
01:14:29.000 It's happened to me before.
01:14:31.000 I punched a guy when we were doing the Deplora Ball, and he was like, you want to go?
01:14:36.000 An Antifa kid.
01:14:38.000 I go, yes, I do.
01:14:40.000 And I punched him in the face.
01:14:41.000 And as my fist was coming in his face, he went,
01:14:47.000 So his teeth cut my knuckles.
01:14:49.000 Oh, right.
01:14:51.000 He wasn't like, it was like I pulled my dick out and slapped him in the face.
01:14:55.000 Yeah.
01:14:56.000 Craziest thing that had ever happened to a man.
01:14:59.000 It's amazing how many people will.
01:15:02.000 Bring themselves right to the edge of a fight, thinking that it's not going to end up in a fight, or they're not going to get hit.
01:15:09.000 But they could do all the tough posturing to re-fight.
01:15:13.000 I mean, right up to literally the next step is the fist going.
01:15:17.000 And you're like, what happened?
01:15:20.000 What?
01:15:20.000 Why?
01:15:21.000 Why?
01:15:22.000 Hey, hey, what are you doing?
01:15:24.000 Especially with women, right?
01:15:26.000 Oh, women.
01:15:27.000 Oh, that is the biggest thing.
01:15:28.000 Fuck you.
01:15:29.000 Fuck you, bitch.
01:15:32.000 Or how about, that's why I always say about the scariest guys are the guys that are like, hey, man, I don't want any trouble.
01:15:39.000 That's right.
01:15:40.000 All this really because they don't want to go back to jail.
01:15:43.000 Yeah.
01:15:45.000 They know the consequences.
01:15:47.000 Once they start punching you, they won't be able to stop.
01:15:50.000 And you're just going to be going.
01:15:53.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:15:54.000 You're done.
01:15:55.000 He knows how to fight.
01:15:56.000 That's why he's acting like this.
01:15:58.000 He's been in fights.
01:15:59.000 I always do.
01:16:00.000 He would have been in a lot of fights, unless you're a sociopath.
01:16:03.000 You kind of don't want to be in fights.
01:16:05.000 They hurt.
01:16:06.000 They fuck you up.
01:16:07.000 They can end your life in certain circumstances.
01:16:12.000 Or you can end up in prison.
01:16:13.000 Or you win, and as you hit him, he hits a plant holder on the way, on the corner in his temple.
01:16:22.000 And now you have manslaughter.
01:16:24.000 Yeah, there you are.
01:16:25.000 A parking spot.
01:16:27.000 You're just having a fight.
01:16:29.000 It was just a fight.
01:16:31.000 I didn't, yeah, doesn't matter.
01:16:32.000 Doesn't matter.
01:16:33.000 Murder, manslaughter.
01:16:35.000 You're in court.
01:16:35.000 This is now your life.
01:16:36.000 Your life is now, your entire rest of your life, till you die, is based on that moment, that fight you had.
01:16:44.000 Happy?
01:16:45.000 Has to leave you.
01:16:46.000 Your kids don't know you.
01:16:48.000 Your job's gone.
01:16:49.000 Your house is gone.
01:16:49.000 Your cars are gone.
01:16:50.000 Of course.
01:16:51.000 I've always said the scariest thing in the world.
01:16:54.000 He has like a nice suit on, but it's not that expensive.
01:16:57.000 And then he has lots of jewelry.
01:16:59.000 And he goes, I couldn't help but notice you were swearing in front of a lady.
01:17:05.000 It would mean so much to me if you could apologize and get on with the night.
01:17:09.000 I'm like, I am sorry for swearing.
01:17:11.000 Exactly.
01:17:14.000 Will not happen again.
01:17:15.000 Yes, yes.
01:17:17.000 That is exactly the person you are petrified of.
01:17:21.000 You know, on a fucking, like Tony Soprano in the restaurant, you know.
01:17:24.000 Yeah, with the hat.
01:17:25.000 Yeah.
01:17:26.000 Hello, excuse me.
01:17:28.000 Take off the hat.
01:17:29.000 Who the fuck are you?
01:17:30.000 Yeah, here he is.
01:17:32.000 Look at the look he gives him.
01:17:35.000 Like that, yeah, you take off the fucking hat.
01:17:37.000 He's not yelling.
01:17:39.000 Hey, asshole, take the fucking hat off, you piece of shit.
01:17:43.000 And then the girl, he looks at the guy and goes, how you doing?
01:17:48.000 Let me tell you about the time, it's in my book, where I had seen that recently.
01:17:54.000 And then I saw some crusty punks in the East Village letting their dogs shit on the street.
01:18:00.000 And I went up to them and I was like, pick up the shit.
01:18:03.000 Very difficult situation.
01:18:08.000 And they're like, fuck you.
01:18:10.000 And I, I had been drinking a little bit.
01:18:12.000 We just saw the movie Four Brothers.
01:18:15.000 Uh, and we, my wife and I brought like a flask.
01:18:17.000 So I had the liquid courage and I was like, pick up the fucking shit.
01:18:23.000 I wasn't talking about Tony Sparrow, but I was like, pick up the fucking shit right now.
01:18:26.000 Okay.
01:18:27.000 And they go, or what, what are you going to do?
01:18:29.000 They all had facial tattoos and backpacks.
01:18:32.000 Oh,
01:18:35.000 And I go, uh, I don't know why I said this, but I go, I'm going to cut you if you don't.
01:18:39.000 And I reached into my pocket that had no knife, just like my keys.
01:18:43.000 All the wrong things.
01:18:45.000 Everything, the stupidest shit you could do.
01:18:48.000 So then they whip off their backpacks and they grab a tire iron.
01:18:54.000 And earlier in the discussion too, I'd said like, you got facial tattoos because you got fucked by your dad.
01:19:02.000 That's how it works.
01:19:03.000 You don't want people near you.
01:19:05.000 And then the girl who had facial tattoos, she's like, you think I got fucked by my dad?
01:19:08.000 And I go, maybe not your dad, but probably your uncle.
01:19:13.000 And then they get out the tire iron, and luckily their dog, Pancake, just absconded from the situation and ran away.
01:19:19.000 And they both go, Oh my God!
01:19:21.000 Pancake!
01:19:22.000 Pancake!
01:19:23.000 And they run.
01:19:24.000 You know how crushy punks, they don't have like a collar, it's a rope, because they're like, collars are too mainstream.
01:19:31.000 They have basically a noose around its neck.
01:19:34.000 So it ran away, and then they were running like,
01:19:36.000 Pancake!
01:19:37.000 Pancake!
01:19:38.000 And I was saved.
01:19:40.000 But it was that hat scene that almost got me fucking killed.
01:19:43.000 Yeah.
01:19:44.000 To command that kind of authority.
01:19:46.000 You have to be able to back that shit up.
01:19:49.000 You know, that's kind of the thing.
01:19:52.000 I think Tony wouldn't have had any problem beating the shit out of that young man with the hat.
01:19:58.000 Face tattoos and tire irons.
01:20:02.000 A fake knife in your pocket.
01:20:04.000 I don't know.
01:20:05.000 I don't think you thought that one through all the way.
01:20:08.000 Not the same.
01:20:09.000 Not the same.
01:20:11.000 Tony, what do you think?
01:20:13.000 Your good intentions were there to keep the neighborhood clean.
01:20:16.000 Yeah, to keep it tidy.
01:20:18.000 You know what's cool about YouTube now is they have these Sopranos montages.
01:20:24.000 And it's it's as soothing as loudmouth blacks getting arrested for being the cops.
01:20:30.000 So it'll be like every snitch who got whacked in the Sopranos or every dinner with Tony's mother.
01:20:37.000 Yeah.
01:20:40.000 Lizzie or whatever.
01:20:41.000 Olivia.
01:20:42.000 Yeah.
01:20:43.000 Every dinner with Olivia.
01:20:46.000 Every arrest on the Serpanos, it's almost better than watching the show.
01:20:51.000 You're just like, oh yeah, that was great.
01:20:53.000 Yeah, you just get these great moments, relaxing, like the black women, you know, videos.
01:20:59.000 Yeah, like when a junior got in trouble for, I forget what he did, but no, the kid got in trouble for what he did, and then they had junior and the mother over,
01:21:10.000 And they were talking about all the horrible shit Tony Soprano did.
01:21:12.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:21:13.000 He was that kid's age.
01:21:15.000 He was like, I told you not to fucking say this at the table, not in front of the fucking kid.
01:21:19.000 And then she leaves.
01:21:21.000 It's so soothing.
01:21:22.000 Oh, what are you doing?
01:21:25.000 Oh, they don't love me.
01:21:26.000 Yeah.
01:21:27.000 I've never come back here.
01:21:29.000 She's so fucking terrible.
01:21:31.000 She's an awful, horrible woman in that show.
01:21:34.000 I love it.
01:21:35.000 Too fucking good.
01:21:36.000 Oh, oh, oh.
01:21:38.000 Oh, oh, oh.
01:21:40.000 Oh!
01:21:41.000 Oh!
01:21:42.000 Oh!
01:21:42.000 Oh!
01:21:42.000 The Jacket!
01:21:43.000 Oh!
01:21:48.000 I love what you said, though, where you go first time you watch the Sopranos, you go, hey, man, everyone has problems.
01:21:54.000 There's you know, your family, man.
01:21:56.000 You got your your ups and downs.
01:21:58.000 And and even if you're in the mob, you're still like my dad and everyone else's dad.
01:22:03.000 And then the second time you watch, you go, this guy's a fucking piece of shit.
01:22:07.000 Yeah.
01:22:08.000 It's about a piece of shit.
01:22:09.000 This guy.
01:22:10.000 He abandoned his friends in the snow when they were, you know, trying to find that interior decorator from the Bosnian army.
01:22:19.000 Fuck him.
01:22:21.000 Nothing good about him.
01:22:22.000 Just a self-centered, narcissistic sociopath.
01:22:26.000 It's like when Tim Norton went off about mobsters on ONA.
01:22:30.000 And it was it was like a five minute rant where he was bitching about the whole
01:22:38.000 Pro-mafia culture in America and how, fuck these people, they ruin, like, some nice guy's, like, butcher shop and torture him to death and make him go bankrupt and kill himself because they're just fucking greedy shits.
01:22:58.000 Yeah, well, you know, it needed a police force for the Italians.
01:23:02.000 Yeah.
01:23:03.000 They all have a rationalization of it.
01:23:06.000 You know, because the Italians couldn't go to the police because they were the Irish and they were all on the take.
01:23:12.000 So we needed people to protect our own communities.
01:23:15.000 Protect?
01:23:16.000 You mean go around and shake down every fucking business?
01:23:19.000 Protect them from them?
01:23:20.000 If they don't pay, they're going to bust up their shop.
01:23:23.000 So yeah, maybe Jimmy was right as far as that's concerned.
01:23:26.000 Murder a guy for owing too much in blackjack fees?
01:23:30.000 It shows you how bad New York's gotten though, because
01:23:49.000 People are lamenting those days.
01:23:51.000 Like, seeing a dead body in Red Hook in 1968 is every New Yorker's dream now.
01:23:58.000 Because at least there was a modicum of decorum.
01:24:03.000 There was some sort of fucking... The grand larceny, as you put it, from fucking Nike and just fucking junkies on the street.
01:24:13.000 And not... Fuck junkies on the street.
01:24:16.000 African refugees.
01:24:17.000 Like, I hate...
01:24:19.000 These delivery guys with their cubic backpacks on their bikes, I want to shoot them all.
01:24:27.000 I want to become a sniper who just takes them out as they're driving to their delivery.
01:24:34.000 And not just New York, Paris, Berlin, everywhere.
01:24:39.000 It's fucking everywhere.
01:24:41.000 There's no more of the, I don't know,
01:24:46.000 European, Western, white culture anymore, anywhere, where, you know, no one did, did people hate the milkman when he would come and deliver your milk to your house?
01:24:58.000 And, you know, it wasn't a fucking Ecuadorian on a scooter throwing the milk at your front door.
01:25:05.000 It was a nice white guy who, that was his job.
01:25:08.000 He went home to his wife and kids and he had a milkman.
01:25:11.000 The milkman had a fucking milkman.
01:25:13.000 I'm okay, I'm okay.
01:25:14.000 And he knew you.
01:25:15.000 He's like, how's your daughter?
01:25:16.000 What's going on?
01:25:16.000 Right.
01:25:17.000 And that she stubbed her toe last week.
01:25:19.000 And you're like, she's fine, yeah, yeah.
01:25:21.000 What was so fucking bad about that, that it had to be wrecked by diversity?
01:25:28.000 What was like, no, a diverse nation is a, what was so bad about waking up, seeing your neighbors, seeing the way your society functioned with other white people doing things?
01:25:42.000 Making sure that things got done.
01:25:44.000 Wow, but why was it so bad?
01:25:47.000 We couldn't control the milkman's votes.
01:25:50.000 I guess that was what it was, right?
01:25:52.000 The slogan of the DNC.
01:25:55.000 We couldn't control the milkman's votes.
01:25:57.000 That's what it comes down to.
01:25:59.000 They're happy to flood the nation with assholes with cubic backpacks because it leads to more votes.
01:26:06.000 And they don't see them.
01:26:08.000 They're in their communities.
01:26:10.000 All we can do is pick up our own food.
01:26:12.000 And I keep saying this to people, stop ordering Uber Eats.
01:26:15.000 Pick up your own food, go eat in the restaurant.
01:26:18.000 Stop doing it.
01:26:19.000 I fucking hate seeing these fucking people.
01:26:22.000 No, I agree.
01:26:26.000 When Kamala and all these assholes, they go, we're not going back.
01:26:31.000 That's a good thing.
01:26:33.000 Going back, hearkening back to a great time of lower prices and fucking more white people if you want to go even further back.
01:26:41.000 A semi-respectful society.
01:26:44.000 We've always had our problems, but there is nothing going on.
01:26:47.000 There was nothing in history that going on that divided the country up into such a fragmented, unhomogenous mess that it is right now.
01:26:57.000 People don't even care about being American.
01:27:00.000 You know, they don't care about, like, oh, well, you know, I can't stand that guy's ideology and stuff, but we are all Americans together.
01:27:07.000 They don't even like America.
01:27:08.000 They don't even like being America or saying it or seeing the flag.
01:27:12.000 So, fuck them.
01:27:14.000 And we don't want to go back to a time where maybe there was some national pride and some cohesion between us that made it where maybe we didn't feel like shooting each other's fucking heads off on a daily basis because we had some kind of commonality.
01:27:29.000 No.
01:27:30.000 No, we don't want to go back there.
01:27:31.000 Ooh, perish that thought.
01:27:32.000 Ooh, yuck.
01:27:33.000 Yeah, look at the Japanese water parks.
01:27:35.000 They're shoulder to shoulder in these waves with their fellow man and they don't care because it's like their brother.
01:27:43.000 Yeah.
01:27:44.000 They'd share a drink with him with the same part of the drink.
01:27:47.000 Right.
01:27:48.000 They don't care because it's someone that I can identify with.
01:27:51.000 I can't identify with anyone I see ever.
01:27:55.000 You can't identify with.
01:27:56.000 I walked down, I talked about this a lot when I'd be in New York City, and I'd walk down the sidewalk and you'd see a group of three or four black guys, and they're, you know, doing drugs, they're talking, you can't even understand what the fuck they're saying, there's something blasting very loudly near them, and I have nothing in common with them.
01:28:16.000 And I'm sure they have nothing in common with me, don't get me wrong, I'm not thinking that.
01:28:21.000 But how are we the same countrymen?
01:28:25.000 You know, all different religions and races, we're together and we have our differences, but we're all Americans and we, when we work together, I look at that and go, there is zero
01:28:38.000 I have in common with them.
01:28:40.000 I could not share anything with them.
01:28:42.000 I couldn't commiserate with them about anything being American.
01:28:47.000 They're an alien fucking being just occupying some space in my country.
01:28:54.000 Imagine we were invaded by Russia or say Israel kept ramping up but it involved Lebanon and Iran and then China and Russia.
01:29:02.000 Yes, yes, I heard that.
01:29:20.000 Can you imagine, like, the black guys in the hood in New Orleans and, like, Joe Cumia?
01:29:26.000 Yeah.
01:29:28.000 Rat boy.
01:29:29.000 I mean, sorry, a rat like Ben Ratner on a plane.
01:29:34.000 It would be like Con Ed.
01:29:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:29:37.000 There would be, no, Con Air, sorry.
01:29:39.000 Con Air, Con Ed, yeah.
01:29:41.000 Electric company?
01:29:43.000 There would be zero, like, we'd be looking at each other going like, I guess we're going to Afghanistan.
01:29:48.000 No camaraderie.
01:29:50.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:29:51.000 Nothing.
01:29:52.000 No camaraderie.
01:29:53.000 I think that might even be true of the MLB.
01:29:55.000 Like, the Mets are doing terrible as usual, but I look at them and I think, when they're on tour, on the bus, it must be the Spanish guys on one side and the English-speaking guys on the other side.
01:30:10.000 Because I know in Montreal, when we would have parties, even though everyone was bilingual, the French people would inevitably air to the kitchen, and the English people would air to the living room.
01:30:21.000 And we just would, because inside jokes and stuff, we would separate.
01:30:25.000 And that's got to be the way it is with the MLB, with the Mets, for example.
01:30:31.000 And that's the way it's going with America.
01:30:34.000 Even here in Germany, when you put a key in, you tilt it to the right to open.
01:30:40.000 Like when it's just a click and not a full click.
01:30:45.000 In America, you click it to the left to open the door.
01:30:49.000 It's backwards here.
01:30:50.000 I noticed on my BMW, when I'm doing my GPS, if I go clockwise, it actually zooms out.
01:30:58.000 That's fucking weird.
01:30:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31:00.000 So to get closer, I have to go counterclockwise on my GPS, which is not in my DNA.
01:31:07.000 So even Germans and Americans are different.
01:31:09.000 So we keep cramming these people together and we're fucking inexorably different.
01:31:15.000 We don't have the same humor.
01:31:17.000 We don't have the same interests.
01:31:19.000 We don't have the same values.
01:31:23.000 The lie, though, that they keep trying to convince you that it's not only okay, it is great, and it's better than being in a homogenous society.
01:31:37.000 And they just keep pushing it, pushing it, when, I swear to you, there is not one single example of a society being homogenous, having multicultural
01:31:50.000 The only exception, and they keep harping on it, is restaurants.
01:32:01.000 Yeah, again, the food.
01:32:03.000 Okay, so you like a variety of servants.
01:32:06.000 So you're an aristocrat.
01:32:07.000 You're a Prussian king.
01:32:09.000 Right.
01:32:10.000 Ethiopians serving you one day, and then Mexicans serving you one day, and then some weird Israelis serving you one day.
01:32:18.000 That's fine, okay.
01:32:20.000 But there's more to life than fucking servants.
01:32:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:32:24.000 It doesn't work.
01:32:26.000 It's a huge failed fucking experiment, but it's not even an experiment.
01:32:31.000 It was purposefully done to just fuck this country up.
01:32:34.000 We all know this now.
01:32:36.000 It's blatantly obvious.
01:32:38.000 So, you know.
01:32:39.000 Well, I'm glad you bring that up because I always say that's the dichotomy of the network.
01:32:42.000 The network is basically you and I, Rolling Stones and the Beatles, and
01:32:47.000 I always say when we talk about the degradation of the West, are they evil or retarded?
01:32:53.000 The beauty of compound censored is you get both.
01:32:56.000 Yes.
01:32:56.000 It seems to be more on the evil side.
01:32:59.000 I err more on the retarded side.
01:33:01.000 Obviously, there's a lot of crossover.
01:33:03.000 There's evil and retarded.
01:33:04.000 Oh, yes.
01:33:05.000 I could be just as retarded as Gavin.
01:33:07.000 Please.
01:33:09.000 You got your retard in my evil.
01:33:11.000 You got your evil in my retard.
01:33:15.000 I see the White House as the DMV, but I'm totally open to the idea that the globalists have been planning every step of this to destroy us.
01:33:25.000 So that's the only question that remains, by the way.
01:33:28.000 Are they inept when they ruin us, or are they doing it on purpose?
01:33:32.000 That's the only thing that you should be asking yourself.
01:33:35.000 Very difficult to figure that one out because there's no way you can give them any credit for being clever.
01:33:42.000 It's very difficult to look at what they've done and go, wow, that has to be their cunning.
01:33:47.000 Look at Joe Biden!
01:33:49.000 If you're going to choose a puppet, get one that can speak English.
01:33:54.000 Pete Buttigieg would have been a better puppet than Joe Biden.
01:33:59.000 Anyone would have been a better puppet.
01:34:01.000 They thought they were going to be able to drag him over.
01:34:03.000 They came close to getting him over that finish line.
01:34:06.000 That debate fucking was the worst decision they could have possibly made, unless again, it was done on purpose and they're being very clever, or it was complete incompetence on his team's part, thinking he could get through that debate and get spit out the other end as a better candidate.
01:34:24.000 You know, who knows?
01:34:25.000 Would that have been a win for them?
01:34:26.000 Like, what if he did great?
01:34:28.000 And then he won the election.
01:34:30.000 You guys fucked up like your puppet is broken.
01:34:33.000 They tried.
01:34:34.000 They tried to drag him across and they couldn't do it.
01:34:36.000 So now this woman who was just the epitome of piece of shit, useless, failed, dumb, obnoxious.
01:34:45.000 No one liked her.
01:34:47.000 And then in a week,
01:34:49.000 She is the greatest possible candidate we ever had in the United States.
01:34:55.000 And I'm supposed to believe, you know, the media and everyone that's pumping her up.
01:35:00.000 Well, at least that we can move forward without being unburdened by the past, which I think means don't look into my past because I got a lot of skeletons in my closet.
01:35:09.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:35:09.000 A lot of dick.
01:35:10.000 A lot of dick in her closet.
01:35:12.000 Please don't look there.
01:35:14.000 My ass has been unburdened by all those cocks.
01:35:17.000 I don't want to be burdened with you bringing it up.
01:35:20.000 Yeah.
01:35:21.000 Wonderful.
01:35:23.000 Gavin, you have fun in Germany.
01:35:27.000 I will.
01:35:28.000 When are you coming home?
01:35:30.000 Sunday night, I think, but then Ryan's going to Wildwood, New Jersey, as all Puerto Ricans do.
01:35:36.000 Yes.
01:35:38.000 I don't think we'll be real live until next Wednesday.
01:35:43.000 That's when we'll be back in studio.
01:35:45.000 Yeah, I'm out tomorrow.
01:35:47.000 I just flew back yesterday from New York, and then tomorrow I fly out for Rochester.
01:35:53.000 Because I'm doing the dabble con with all the W.A.T.
01:35:56.000 Oh, cool!
01:35:57.000 Julie and all those guys.
01:36:00.000 Bob...
01:36:03.000 All the most fun people, where we goof on stuttering, John.
01:36:09.000 Bob Levy, yeah.
01:36:10.000 Craziest thing in world history.
01:36:13.000 A conference, like I could see Germans studying this in a hundred years.
01:36:19.000 There was a conference in America where they would meet annually to mock one man.
01:36:27.000 He was called Stuttering John, but he was no longer stuttering.
01:36:31.000 He was just an annoying, what we call a buffoon.
01:36:35.000 Yes, a buffoon!
01:36:36.000 And they would go to laugh at him.
01:36:38.000 And he was obviously very verklempt.
01:36:42.000 He was upset by this.
01:36:43.000 Isn't that fucking astounding?
01:36:45.000 It's fucking brilliant.
01:36:46.000 Everyone is somehow making a name and money off of Stuttering John, except Stuttering John.
01:36:55.000 It's such a weird thing happen on here.
01:36:58.000 DabbleCon 2, yeah.
01:37:00.000 It's gonna be roast, karaoke, live podcast, comedy.
01:37:05.000 It's insane.
01:37:07.000 Up there in Rochester.
01:37:09.000 Yeah, I can't wait.
01:37:11.000 So his kid's friend goes, I heard there's like a conference where everyone makes fun of your dad?
01:37:17.000 No.
01:37:18.000 It's a different Stuttering John.
01:37:21.000 Yeah, no, it can't be, right?
01:37:23.000 He's just such an idiot.
01:37:25.000 Such a blithering idiot.
01:37:28.000 That, you know, it demands people make festivals around how stupid he is.
01:37:33.000 That's fantastic.
01:37:35.000 I love it.
01:37:36.000 Well, have fun.
01:37:36.000 Will you be back for the next Compound Sensor?
01:37:40.000 Yes, yes.
01:37:42.000 I fly out tomorrow.
01:37:43.000 I come back on, I believe, Sunday night.
01:37:47.000 Monday morning?
01:37:49.000 Yeah, I'll be back Monday.
01:37:52.000 All right, well, I'll see you back in the compound censored normal chairs.
01:37:57.000 Yes, yes, indeed.
01:38:00.000 Have fun, be careful in Germany, and we'll see you soon.
01:38:04.000 Everybody, thank you for your support.
01:38:06.000 We'll see you...