Anthony Cumia ( ) and Gavin McInnes ( ) are back from New York and ready to talk about it all. They talk about their weekends in the Big Apple and how they came up with the name of their new podcast, "Censored". They also talk about what it's like to be a man in a woman's world.
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00:00:57.000My favorite takeaway was you resenting your high IQ because it makes you feel empathy for idiots when they do dumb stuff and you want to gloat more.
00:01:08.000Yes, being so smart, so intelligent, such a sentient being as myself, it sucks.
00:01:17.000I'd rather have the ignorance is bliss thing because I feel bad for assholes that even do me wrong.
00:01:23.000And then I retaliate, and my retaliation is so clever and quick and succinct that I wind up feeling bad for my enemy.
00:01:35.000There's also this sense of justice where I think we both have this trait where we're like, this is wrong.
00:01:40.000Like when you were a little kid, you were 12, and you pulled those pot plants out, and you're like, mom, they're growing marijuana!
00:01:47.000And I've noticed if I walk into a bathroom and it reeks of shit, instead of going, oh, Jesus, I'll be smelling it more because I'm outraged that someone had done that.
00:02:01.000Yes. And you're getting more shit in your face while you're doing the research.
00:02:06.000Yeah, I've done that too where I won't say anything because maybe I don't want to embarrass the person in the stall.
00:02:14.000By walking in and going, oh, God, it fucking stinks in here.
00:02:19.000You know, you don't want to embarrass me.
00:02:21.000If I'm at a bar and I smell it, I'll be like, do you guys smell that?
00:05:42.000Yeah, both the email info at nita.fashions.com and the Instagram you can DM them at is nita.fashions at nita.fashions and set that up for fucking two nights from now.
00:07:27.000Yeah. And we were saying before the show, they kept saying, it's the Proud Boys guy, the racist guy, fresh from an Amren conference, and then, of course, Josh, the comedian, who's only known for saying the N-word.
00:07:39.000And they are presenting it as a comedy show.
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00:10:31.000Hey, Samantha, it's Gavin McInnes calling from Compound Censored with Anthony Cumia.
00:10:37.000We're just trying to figure out why you would cancel a comedy show.
00:10:41.000I guess I'll try Decorah Plants or Fireside Sanctuary, but I don't get the logic.
00:10:48.000Like, I'd understand if it was a rally to, like, go beat up immigrants or something, and we were there to, like, get our beating up supplies.
00:10:55.000But it's people privately hearing jokes.
00:15:56.000And then the last thing I think, and this is the uncomfortable part, is every time I bring this up or even question you in any way, you send me videos of anteaters being attacked.
00:16:08.000And it seems like a very passive-aggressive way to say lay off.
00:20:52.000I mean, the reason we have these, and I support these, no, I support these rules because you're in the car and you want to listen to the radio.
00:21:00.000And so, uh, if my, no kids under 15 are going to get any of those veto jokes, which is great.
00:23:12.000No, my parents would smoke tons of weed.
00:23:14.000Oh, you had the bar getting stoned all night?
00:23:15.000My parents and their friends would always smoke that super, that weed you got in a garbage bag because it was so weak and it would take 40 joints to get a buzz.
00:23:24.000Yeah. You're not telling me your parents smoked weed.
00:24:05.000He smoked a huge joint and enjoyed the PGA's lawns.
00:24:09.000And my mom, she started seeing these goblins, these little men that were about this tall, that were trying to get in the window by the kitchen.
00:25:58.000Like, social neighbors would come over the backyard and party, and it would get late, and you'd go to bed, but you're still hearing them being all loud and drunk and obnoxious.
00:27:03.000My parents were, they were the 50s, you know, my dad was a greaser with the leather jacket and he had friends that rode motorcycles and stuff.
00:27:15.000So the idea of smoking pot was like, what are you, a beatnik?
00:27:37.000Canada, which is Mr. Think Outside of the Box, and a brand new country that got their fucking national anthem in like 1970 and their flag in 1980.
00:30:04.000Well, I saw a video this week where this teacher was saying, And I think a lot of teachers, they become high school teachers because they fucking loved high school.
00:30:13.000It was almost like freaks and geeks or like square pegs.
00:30:16.000And they want to keep living in that world.
00:35:12.000But on Twitter, you just keep doing it, and the algorithm goes, good work, I'm going to send you more kids with dogs, and you can become a real crusader for that cause and piss off everyone.
00:35:22.000Yeah. Well, now you're a shitty person.
00:35:28.000And the guy, like you said, the guy would say, correct him.
00:35:32.000And in real life, maybe if he wasn't a complete fucking asshole, he'd, you know, all right, walk away.
00:35:38.000But no, online, it's, all right, you want to kill your kid with your stupid fucking dog that it just, you're a miserable, nasty person that would never make it.
00:35:52.000A minute in a social setting years ago where you had to be around real people.
00:36:48.000Because she has been brainwashed in her own little bubble to say, well, if Anthony Cumia and Gavin aren't members of the Climate Change Action Committee and they're having people come by, it must be to accrue weapons for the imminent race war as opposed to telling stupid jokes.
00:37:08.000Yeah, people, they're being trained to just be completely negative about Everything anyone else is doing, whether it involves them or not.
00:37:20.000And I think that also comes down to not being able.
00:37:24.000You just don't have it in you to be able to carry out a conversation, to cold talk to somebody in a bar.
00:37:32.000And I'm not just talking about picking up girls.
00:37:34.000That was always, you know, that was 10 on the list.
00:37:38.000That was the most treacherous thing you could do.
00:38:14.000So instead of even online being able to inject themselves into a conversation in a positive way, it has to be this sucks, you suck, fuck this, fuck them.
00:38:25.000And you end up, you know, how do you work out in the real world?
00:39:56.000Something happened, they don't function properly in the real world, and they bring it to the internet, and thank God they're not around you all the time.
00:40:04.000But they're there online and they have an audience to some point.
00:40:12.000It makes things look a lot more negative maybe than they really are in your world, you know?
00:40:18.000Well, you see their grammar too and you're like, you're like, you click on them going, I hope you're from Spain.
00:41:56.000I think a lot of black people, especially politicians and newsmakers, pundits on news shows, they just get a complete pass on not being able to speak properly.
00:44:35.000Yeah. Well, we do a thing called Terrible Black Female Politicians, and in the opening, there's this woman, she's dead now, but of course her daughter just filled her position.
00:44:46.000She would wear braids up around her head, and she says this quote, I'm sure I've said it to you before, where she goes, Me and my department have never done anything which could be described as idiot.
00:46:11.000Right. But she wants some street cred, yo.
00:46:14.000All these black politicians these days, they seem to want a Martin Luther King moment.
00:46:20.000Yeah. They seem to want that civil rights moment.
00:46:23.000Like, guaranteed he had the picture with the cane thinking it's like...
00:46:29.000Selma. It's like fucking MLK marching and the fist of victory and power against oppression.
00:46:38.000And you just look and go, oh, that's that picture of when you were being an asshole in the chamber and got thrown out because fucking asshole.
00:46:48.000And some of these other female politicians are getting up to the podium and they're repeating things like, what the fuck did, who was it?
00:46:56.000And she kept saying like the stone of Or something about a stone of her heart and said it like three times thinking, oh, this is going to be your Maya Angelou moment.
00:47:11.000Your Martin Luther King, I have a dream.
00:49:15.000If you want to get some traction for your midterm election, let's say, and your district is in New York, you go to Jersey because some people work in Jersey and they live in New York.
00:51:08.000The real contenders in the Democrat Party, who I don't even know who they would be at this point, but the real contenders for president, in a couple of years, They'll come out and look like the most qualified people in the world because they've just been shuffling around the likes of AOC and all these other clowns that we look at and go,
00:57:30.000They thought Camilla was going to win and that things like abortion and trans rights, those were the things that were going to put them over the top.
00:57:43.000And it was such a nothing, no one cared abortion.
00:57:48.000What real man is going to go in there and decide on Kamala Harris for president based on abortion?
00:58:40.000They know they have to present it that way because it's more appealing than abortion to some of these women that, you know, don't like the idea of other women hoovering out their unborn children.
00:58:53.000I think the best angles for the DNC, and I assume they're going to go for this, is Gavin Newsom, some brown woman for VP.
00:59:03.000Is that just going to be a thing forever now?
00:59:32.000I don't know what needs to happen besides maybe a complete cataclysm, an asteroid nuclear war, that the Democrats would ever go back to a two-white-men ticket for president.
00:59:47.000I just can't see it happening anymore.
01:01:33.000That would be something that a bipartisan country might go with.
01:01:40.000But they're so dead set against pinning the other party as the worst possible thing to ever happen to this country that they couldn't bring themselves to do that.
01:01:51.000Well, the ultimate right versus left debate always comes down to the communist view of let's share the wealth.
01:02:00.000And that does well with people who don't have a lot of wealth because they want free shit.
01:02:04.000It's way better than fascism and stuff because fascism is so parochial.
01:03:07.000I bet a lot of these guys would love to see, on the Democratic Party, would love to see two white men run for president.
01:03:15.000I think they know they'd have a better chance of winning by putting two qualified white men and not having to kowtow to these interest groups and racial groups that by the time the election rolls around, you've alienated the majority of the country.
01:04:04.000But they also, and this might be phones too, but this obsessive, compulsive, myopic focus on spite and hate and we're racist and cancel the shows and fucking stop them.
01:04:19.000And then they speak for you and they go, you know, you think that every Mexican is a rapist and you're scared of gays.
01:06:46.000We saw this video, we played this video this week of this guy putting on a wedding dress and he's built, he's got shoulders I'd kill for and he's like, he has short hair too, he has this hairdo with makeup on and he's like, I put on that dress and I looked in the mirror and I just thought,
01:07:47.000So the expert, he comes out and he's like, I understand at the beginning it can be very hard until you, yeah, until you find what you're looking for.
01:09:00.000Like, when I say gays are boring and I'm not phobic of them, that discussion about him finding his correct dress, like, if I'm sitting in a chair because my wife dragged me to that thing, I'm just, I wouldn't be able to not say, is any, like, shut up!
01:12:32.000And the other thing about men, too, is women have this vindictive jealousy that I think is natural.
01:12:40.000You know, you hear about these birds that will go and destroy all the eggs in the other nests so they look more appealing to the male bird.
01:12:48.000Those sluts, they got abortions all over their nests.
01:12:57.000We want you to do better and get more birds and flourish so this will be more of a good bird community and I can raise my family here.
01:13:05.000So when we see, like, Conor McGregor in a fucking Lamborghini yacht, we're like, that's awesome that he managed to work so hard fighting that he got that money together.
01:13:16.000And there's his wife with her fucking double seatbelt on laughing her head off.
01:13:25.000And I don't think women understand that we, even when we're talking about the ice cream sandwiches to someone who works there, like say you meet someone on a plane and they're like, yeah, I build machines for frozen confectionaries.
01:14:32.000That's why machines have gotten amazing and they'll only keep getting more amazing.
01:14:37.000And these things, like you say, you know...
01:14:39.000Traits, male traits and female traits.
01:14:42.000No one should ever feel bad about those traits because those are the basic building blocks of civilization, society, keeping your people going.
01:17:55.000I remember we played, we did mushrooms when I was a tree planter in the early 90s, and we played charades high out of our fucking minds in the woods, and it was a fascinating juxtaposition of guys going, first word, second word, sounds like, sounds like,
01:21:06.000But to come up with the idea that to have such a foresight to go, yeah, well, in many, many years.
01:21:15.000When these trees are grown, we'll be able to use them for wood.
01:21:19.000And we've been doing this for many, many years.
01:21:21.000So if we could all keep it balanced and harvest trees at the same rate we're planting and we'll always have wood, it takes such an amazing foresight to even think you'll have people in years to come that will do the same thing that you're doing now.
01:21:39.000So always looking and being very confident.
01:23:12.000Yeah, you have to build a city and make it work.
01:23:14.000I'll put the factories here and then if it's downwind too much from the stench of the factories, the value of these homes is going to go down.
01:23:36.000But it's very important to do it properly and do it right.
01:23:40.000You don't want to put the wrong people in there that don't know how to work systems and they see something come across and they want to take a little bit of it and put it in their pocket.
01:23:50.000We've got to remember this is a free episode.
01:23:52.000And of course, Anthony, there's exceptions to every general pattern here.
01:23:58.000And there's people who are incredible.
01:24:00.000There's a black Filipino woman with AIDS in a wheelchair who is way better at systems than the best white guy on earth!
01:25:18.000Sorry. It's not impressive to be the first.
01:25:21.000No, that isn't what has kept people from pursuing some of these amazing jobs like in the aerospace industry and whatnot.
01:25:28.000Yeah, it's not the person at the door just making fun of your race or religion or color and chasing you away, chasing this unbelievably qualified person out the door.
01:25:41.000Well, it also goes back to them, all these other people assuming that the boss cares about you.
01:25:48.000The boss is hard at work, whether to try to make a profit or trying to get someone into fucking space, and they go, we have a new person to fill that role for the solar panels, and you're like, okay, what's her name?
01:26:36.000Sure. I would assume somewhere hilarity like that was going on.
01:26:42.000Yeah. It's every fucking movie and whether they do it for the mail sorters in World War II or the hidden figures and they go back into the 60s or they just do it like an hour ago where there's like some fucking asshole cop in some small town.
01:27:00.000Remember that one we talked about where the awesome black dude shows up on his bike to bail his nephew in jail?