Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 17, 2025


COMPOUND CENSORED - EP 188 - TACS 1905: WE'RE FUCKED ON ICE CREAM SANDWICHES


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1 hour and 29 minutes

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159.66006

Word count

14,247

Sentence count

1,507

Harmful content

Misogyny

75

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Hate speech

94

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Anthony Cumia ( ) and Gavin McInnes ( ) are back from New York and ready to talk about it all. They talk about their weekends in the Big Apple and how they came up with the name of their new podcast, "Censored". They also talk about what it's like to be a man in a woman's world.

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00:00:24.000 There we are.
00:00:25.000 Here we go.
00:00:26.000 I knew we'd be there somewhere.
00:00:29.000 Anthony Cumia here.
00:00:31.000 Of course, Gavin McInnes over there.
00:00:33.000 And both of us are compound censored.
00:00:36.000 We do on Wednesday.
00:00:38.000 Gav, how are you?
00:00:39.000 It was great seeing you over the weekend.
00:00:40.000 It was always nice to see friends, even though I got to travel to the shit city of New York to do it.
00:00:48.000 It was bittersweet because we left so much gold there.
00:00:52.000 And I had been drinking a lot.
00:00:54.000 I said this on the show, but I...
00:00:57.000 My favorite takeaway was you resenting your high IQ because it makes you feel empathy for idiots when they do dumb stuff and you want to gloat more.
00:01:08.000 Yes, being so smart, so intelligent, such a sentient being as myself, it sucks.
00:01:17.000 I'd rather have the ignorance is bliss thing because I feel bad for assholes that even do me wrong.
00:01:23.000 And then I retaliate, and my retaliation is so clever and quick and succinct that I wind up feeling bad for my enemy.
00:01:35.000 There's also this sense of justice where I think we both have this trait where we're like, this is wrong.
00:01:40.000 Like when you were a little kid, you were 12, and you pulled those pot plants out, and you're like, mom, they're growing marijuana!
00:01:47.000 And I've noticed if I walk into a bathroom and it reeks of shit, instead of going, oh, Jesus, I'll be smelling it more because I'm outraged that someone had done that.
00:02:01.000 Yes. And you're getting more shit in your face while you're doing the research.
00:02:06.000 Yeah, I've done that too where I won't say anything because maybe I don't want to embarrass the person in the stall.
00:02:14.000 By walking in and going, oh, God, it fucking stinks in here.
00:02:19.000 You know, you don't want to embarrass me.
00:02:21.000 If I'm at a bar and I smell it, I'll be like, do you guys smell that?
00:02:27.000 Like, I'm inhaling more shit.
00:02:29.000 I should just move to, like, far away.
00:02:31.000 Yeah, just move away from it.
00:02:33.000 Well, you want to know where it's coming from.
00:02:35.000 It's like, you know, you pull out a treat for a dog or a cat and their nose starts going.
00:02:41.000 You know, that's how it is.
00:02:42.000 With us with shit in a bar.
00:02:45.000 It's a treat.
00:02:46.000 It's a treat.
00:02:47.000 I was working all day on an instruction guide for Elliot Page.
00:02:51.000 Now that she's a man, like the stuff we do.
00:02:54.000 Because crying when you get out of the shower is not a thing we do.
00:02:57.000 We laugh when we see our bodies.
00:02:59.000 We don't look at each other or ourselves.
00:03:01.000 Thank you.
00:03:02.000 We don't look at ourselves in the mirror and like ponder our bodies.
00:03:09.000 I got rid of my breasts.
00:03:12.000 Yeah. No, it's like I avert my eyes a lot so as not to be disgusted and over-criticize myself.
00:03:21.000 Or maybe just like I'll see my beer gut and just go, what the fuck have you done, you dummy?
00:03:28.000 Out loud you say things.
00:03:30.000 You look and just go, oh, you fat fuck.
00:03:33.000 My wife must hear like... 1.00
00:03:35.000 What the fuck have you done, you fat fucking idiot?
00:03:41.000 Lay off the shit food, you lump of shit.
00:03:45.000 Yeah, that's not like...
00:03:48.000 And I whipped that I had the body I knew I was born to have.
00:03:55.000 There you are.
00:03:57.000 There you are.
00:03:59.000 Oh, God.
00:04:01.000 Can I make this show free?
00:04:05.000 Free as a bird.
00:04:06.000 Let's do it.
00:04:07.000 Because I wanted to promote a couple things.
00:04:09.000 I wanted to promote Nita Fashions.
00:04:11.000 There's an April 18th, right?
00:04:15.000 Which is what?
00:04:17.000 Thursday? Friday.
00:04:18.000 Friday night, we're doing a meet and greet.
00:04:20.000 I believe it's called a trunk show at the Intercontinental Los Angeles downtown.
00:04:24.000 I think it's 7 to 10 or 8 to 9 or some evening type thing.
00:04:28.000 It's a very fashion thing, the trunk show.
00:04:31.000 Yes. So we go there.
00:04:33.000 This is Anita Fashion's shirt.
00:04:36.000 And you get fit for a shirt.
00:04:39.000 It's 200 bucks.
00:04:39.000 We hang out.
00:04:41.000 You get measured.
00:04:43.000 You can get suits from them.
00:04:45.000 You get a special pin that enables you to go to all shows, all compound-censored shows, forever until you die of old age.
00:04:53.000 Wow. So it ends up being a great investment, especially because the next night...
00:04:59.000 Well, the location's changed.
00:05:01.000 We'll say in the Valley, there is a comedy show.
00:05:05.000 And that is ours.
00:05:06.000 And you can get there by going to censored.tv forward slash tour.
00:05:10.000 We've added two guys, Carl Spitali and Sam Tripoli.
00:05:16.000 We've got a bunch of fucking wops adding to the mix. 1.00
00:05:20.000 It looks like the Scots-Irish are being outnumbered.
00:05:24.000 Yeah, a little bit.
00:05:25.000 And that was...
00:05:27.000 So that's my plug for Nita Fashions.
00:05:29.000 You can contact them, by the way, at info at nitafashions.com or you can go to their Instagram, which is nita.fashions.
00:05:39.000 Or is it just nitafashions?
00:05:41.000 Oh, they're both.
00:05:42.000 Yeah, both the email info at nita.fashions.com and the Instagram you can DM them at is nita.fashions at nita.fashions and set that up for fucking two nights from now.
00:05:57.000 Looking sharp.
00:05:59.000 And then Saturday is the party.
00:06:00.000 But yeah, we got cancelled.
00:06:05.000 Now, the show must go on.
00:06:07.000 So it's moved.
00:06:10.000 But a tiny little Reddit campaign got picked up by some cunt. 0.98
00:06:16.000 Cunt. It's the only word that fits.
00:06:19.000 Cunt. Just a cunt. 1.00
00:06:22.000 I looked up her house.
00:06:24.000 It's worth $2.4 million.
00:06:27.000 Pull her up, Jamie.
00:06:28.000 That's one six, I think.
00:06:30.000 What does she do to afford a house like that on her own? 1.00
00:06:33.000 She helps women breathe after they have a baby and teach them how to lactate. 1.00
00:06:38.000 So it's like a, what do you call those?
00:06:40.000 A mula?
00:06:41.000 A dharma?
00:06:42.000 A doula?
00:06:43.000 A mouly? 0.91
00:06:44.000 So there's not a massive demand.
00:06:46.000 I mean, it's cute.
00:06:47.000 It helps pregnant women who just had kids and pregnant women. 0.95
00:06:51.000 They do a yoga class.
00:06:52.000 It's what you do when your husband's rich, right?
00:06:55.000 Yeah. Yeah, so she's got one of those gigs that she can just do because she doesn't have to pay bills. 1.00
00:07:01.000 Right. And she's also employed by Decora Plants, so she has her Fireside Sanctuary. 1.00
00:07:07.000 That's 1-9.
00:07:09.000 And I want to call her right now and just ask her why she did all this and why she was so inclined.
00:07:13.000 And I don't feel like this is doxing, because as you just saw from that picture, she was bragging that she got them to shut it down.
00:07:21.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:07:22.000 Very, very pleased with herself that they shut it down.
00:07:25.000 She's helped the world.
00:07:27.000 Yeah. And we were saying before the show, they kept saying, it's the Proud Boys guy, the racist guy, fresh from an Amren conference, and then, of course, Josh, the comedian, who's only known for saying the N-word.
00:07:39.000 And they are presenting it as a comedy show.
00:07:45.000 Yeah. That's the lie.
00:07:47.000 It's not a comedy show.
00:07:48.000 It's a secret racist recruitment rally.
00:07:54.000 I thought everyone knew that.
00:07:56.000 Yeah. Well, they did.
00:07:57.000 Our people knew.
00:07:58.000 And then she cracked the course. 0.97
00:08:00.000 Now, physiognomy is real.
00:08:02.000 Like, that's just a cunt face. 0.97
00:08:04.000 Is that a nose ring?
00:08:06.000 Yep. Of course it is.
00:08:09.000 It's part of the fucking uniform of the North American cunt. 0.95
00:08:13.000 It really is like a tag they put on an elk's ear so you know when you see it.
00:08:22.000 That is every one of these fucking Budinsky pieces of shit have that god shit nose ring. 1.00
00:08:30.000 And the hair all on one side.
00:08:32.000 That's another one.
00:08:34.000 All the features.
00:08:35.000 Because she's so different and independent.
00:08:39.000 Same fucking mold.
00:08:41.000 They all come out of the same moldy mold.
00:08:43.000 Yes. Bitch. 1.00
00:08:44.000 Fucking cunt. 0.97
00:08:46.000 And that kind of stuff pisses me off more than most things.
00:08:50.000 Like, say someone punched us.
00:08:52.000 It's like, I get it.
00:08:53.000 You're violent.
00:08:54.000 You're an asshole.
00:08:55.000 Right. But to go to war on a comedy show and stop other people from having some laughs, I don't know.
00:09:03.000 It's just, it seems so...
00:09:06.000 Much more of a hill to die on than even violence.
00:09:10.000 Yeah, why would you bother other people?
00:09:14.000 Other people want to do something.
00:09:17.000 There's not a march going down the street that you want to throw tomatoes at or anything.
00:09:23.000 This is a private venue that you have to pay to get in.
00:09:30.000 None of her friends will accidentally show up and be offended.
00:09:36.000 But she deems it necessary to stop other people from enjoying themselves.
00:09:45.000 Why? Why?
00:09:47.000 Where does that come from?
00:09:48.000 Besides her cunty head. 1.00
00:09:51.000 Look at her.
00:09:52.000 Oh, God, that fucking bitch. 1.00
00:09:55.000 I'm going to see if she picks up.
00:09:59.000 California is a two-party, two-consent state.
00:10:03.000 What's it called?
00:10:06.000 Yeah. Tell me if this comes in too loud or too quiet.
00:10:12.000 What's her name?
00:10:12.000 Samantha? Your call has been forwarded to voicemail.
00:10:23.000 The person you're trying to reach is not available.
00:10:25.000 At the tone, please record your message.
00:10:28.000 When you have finished recording, you may hang up.
00:10:31.000 Hey, Samantha, it's Gavin McInnes calling from Compound Censored with Anthony Cumia.
00:10:37.000 We're just trying to figure out why you would cancel a comedy show.
00:10:41.000 I guess I'll try Decorah Plants or Fireside Sanctuary, but I don't get the logic.
00:10:48.000 Like, I'd understand if it was a rally to, like, go beat up immigrants or something, and we were there to, like, get our beating up supplies.
00:10:55.000 But it's people privately hearing jokes.
00:11:00.000 I get hating the jokes.
00:11:02.000 I hate some of them, too.
00:11:03.000 But I don't get why you think you're doing a service by making us have to change the venue.
00:11:08.000 I mean, all you're really doing is adding to people's Ubers.
00:11:11.000 It doesn't seem logical to me.
00:11:13.000 Anyway, maybe I'm wrong.
00:11:14.000 But give me a call back.
00:11:15.000 You have my number now.
00:11:16.000 Let's see what's up.
00:11:17.000 And I'd love to get you on the show.
00:11:21.000 Wow. So that'll become death threats or something, according to her.
00:11:24.000 Please don't harass her, folks.
00:11:26.000 Oh, of course.
00:11:27.000 Imagine, like...
00:11:30.000 You're a Jew in 1938, Poland, and Hitler called you. 0.53
00:11:37.000 Hitler just gives you a ring. 0.89
00:11:39.000 Hello! Hi, just want to know why you have a problem with the Nazis and our movement.
00:11:45.000 That's what it is to her.
00:11:47.000 That's what just happened.
00:11:49.000 Yeah. And I feel like...
00:11:52.000 At least there'd be a point there.
00:11:54.000 Well, I don't like the whole Holocaust thing. 0.97
00:11:57.000 Right, at least that one would have a point.
00:12:00.000 Like, hey, Hitler called me, and I hear there's some shenanigans going on. 0.73
00:12:04.000 It's not like Hitler called and said, I'm doing a comedy show and would like you to let us do this.
00:12:11.000 I get the feeling that it's the whole Holocaust thing, and I understand that's kind of an acquired taste. 0.69
00:12:17.000 But if it's not that, I'm a decent guy.
00:12:20.000 This little German guy.
00:12:22.000 I'm selling merch out on the front.
00:12:28.000 Millie Vanilli said that when they got caught and everyone was making fun of them.
00:12:31.000 They go, people are coming out of the woodwork, totally attacking us.
00:12:34.000 We're just like two little German guys.
00:12:40.000 That's great.
00:12:41.000 Hey, you know.
00:12:42.000 And who gave a shit, really, back then?
00:12:45.000 It's like, all right.
00:12:46.000 Yeah. They had to give their Grammy back.
00:12:49.000 That was funny.
00:12:49.000 They care even less now.
00:12:52.000 Can I get something kind of uncomfortable out of the way before we start?
00:12:56.000 Ooh, let's.
00:12:58.000 I love these.
00:13:00.000 Oh, no.
00:13:01.000 Quality is great.
00:13:04.000 It's a little subtle.
00:13:06.000 But some of the things I don't get with this whole new branding you're doing, like the whole, I'm the pharaoh of pharmacidae.
00:13:13.000 I guess that's like the Latin term for ants.
00:13:17.000 Pharmacidae? The pharaoh of pharmacidae, you've been saying?
00:13:21.000 Pharaoh. Oh, Faro, yeah.
00:13:23.000 What did I say?
00:13:24.000 Faro? The Faro of Pharmacidae.
00:13:28.000 Yeah, I think anthills are kind of shaped like pyramids sometimes.
00:13:33.000 The Faro aspect, throwing it in there.
00:13:37.000 Yeah, I think that works.
00:13:38.000 Why, you got a problem with it?
00:13:40.000 I think it's pretentious.
00:13:42.000 And no one knows what Pharmacidae is.
00:13:44.000 Well, that gives an opportunity to learn.
00:13:46.000 So it's an educational shirt.
00:13:49.000 Oh, okay.
00:13:49.000 I get that.
00:13:50.000 You have your phone with you all the time, so the second you see it, you can punch it in and go, oh, okay.
00:13:56.000 That's what it means.
00:13:57.000 It's hard to spell.
00:13:59.000 It's right there in front of you on the shirt.
00:14:02.000 It's a conversation started, too.
00:14:04.000 Excuse me, can I spell that right now?
00:14:07.000 Could you open your shirt so I could see it?
00:14:09.000 And then, you know, you're there.
00:14:11.000 This is the more anglicized version.
00:14:12.000 It's like, you want to go for coffee?
00:14:14.000 Yeah, yeah, that's more subtle.
00:14:16.000 I didn't get the pushing.
00:14:18.000 The pushing of the whole...
00:14:20.000 These European cave drawings or whatever, and you're trying to get people to get tattoos of these 2,500-year-old Egyptian...
00:14:29.000 What are they called?
00:14:33.000 Sarcophagus? Sarcophagus?
00:14:35.000 Ant-Man carvings.
00:14:37.000 Why did they say that was in Europe?
00:14:40.000 Ant-Man carvings?
00:14:42.000 Yeah, so I guess you're obsessed with these ancient hieroglyphic type...
00:14:47.000 Cave drawings where it looks like the men are ants.
00:14:49.000 I guess they're...
00:14:50.000 Ant-Man has a long storied history.
00:14:56.000 And, you know, I've been doing some research and looking and seeing that ant men have been around for quite a while.
00:15:04.000 Like I'm making a resurgence on AM radio, I want the ant men to make a resurgence from ancient Egypt. 0.99
00:15:12.000 Well, that's basically the last thing I wanted to add, is this picture you put out of your interview with Jim Norton.
00:15:19.000 Oh, okay.
00:15:19.000 It just seems kind of sullen and, I don't know, depressing.
00:15:24.000 Interesting. It doesn't make people want to watch the show.
00:15:28.000 Well, I do like that.
00:15:32.000 The studio was a bit brighter.
00:15:34.000 It was much brighter.
00:15:35.000 I saw it, yeah.
00:15:36.000 As I remember.
00:15:38.000 Jim looked great.
00:15:38.000 He was sick.
00:15:39.000 He was coughing up a storm, but he looked way better than that.
00:15:42.000 A lot.
00:15:42.000 But wow, at least they got the Topo Chico right, the bottles of seltzer.
00:15:49.000 And it was great.
00:15:51.000 I don't need earphones.
00:15:52.000 I just hear it through my antennae.
00:15:56.000 And then the last thing I think, and this is the uncomfortable part, is every time I bring this up or even question you in any way, you send me videos of anteaters being attacked.
00:16:08.000 And it seems like a very passive-aggressive way to say lay off.
00:16:11.000 My new thing.
00:16:13.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:16:15.000 And I guess you're threatening me?
00:16:17.000 Am I the anteater when you send me these?
00:16:19.000 Hey, you can interpret it however you like, but look at these things.
00:16:24.000 These things are savage.
00:16:25.000 They should just be sent back to wherever they came from, quite frankly. 0.99
00:16:31.000 Canada, I guess, in this case.
00:16:33.000 Ah, yeah, send them back to Canada. 0.96
00:16:35.000 We try to appear big when we're threatened.
00:16:37.000 We go like this to...
00:16:39.000 Yes, it's very, uh...
00:16:41.000 They're trying to make themselves big.
00:16:44.000 Bigger than they are.
00:16:45.000 Bunch of pussies. 1.00
00:16:46.000 Those anteaters.
00:16:47.000 You know what's weird about your shirt there?
00:16:51.000 It's too...
00:16:53.000 It's not centered on the middle of the t-shirt.
00:16:55.000 It's a little bit off-center.
00:16:57.000 And the size is different.
00:16:58.000 It's a combo between...
00:17:00.000 It should be smaller and over one side of the breast. 1.00
00:17:04.000 Or it should be bigger and in the middle.
00:17:08.000 It's smaller...
00:17:11.000 Like, kind of over to the side.
00:17:13.000 So, I don't know.
00:17:14.000 I'm going to have to call China and have them fix the printing press. 0.99
00:17:18.000 Yeah, and I promise you, I'm not twisting it in any way.
00:17:22.000 This is...
00:17:23.000 And it's been washed.
00:17:24.000 You can see there's no, like, folds in it.
00:17:27.000 Or you could have the ant centered, and then it looks like the ant is trying to crawl into your shirt sleeve or something.
00:17:34.000 That'd be cool, too.
00:17:36.000 Well, the only way I can center this is to add a piece of shit right here.
00:17:40.000 Yeah, something would have to be.
00:17:42.000 To counter it.
00:17:43.000 I might just do that now.
00:17:44.000 They probably have, like, mouse droppings.
00:17:48.000 I've never really seen ants.
00:17:50.000 I actually have to study up on how ants get rid of their waste product.
00:17:54.000 It's probably through their mouth when they're making some kind of an ant nursery or something.
00:18:01.000 Everything's usable in the insect world.
00:18:03.000 Well, I understand you guys don't really sleep.
00:18:06.000 You go into a state of, I believe it's called torpitude.
00:18:10.000 Yeah, I do that myself, yeah, at night.
00:18:13.000 Three in the morning, I'll go into some turpitude.
00:18:20.000 So I had to get that off my chest.
00:18:22.000 Well, and as you put something on your chest, you just got something off your chest.
00:18:28.000 That works out.
00:18:29.000 But, yes, the Ant-Man, Sunday nights, 8 p.m., WABC Radio.
00:18:35.000 Listen to the anthill.
00:18:36.000 I checked it out.
00:18:37.000 I just finished it right before the show.
00:18:39.000 Great show.
00:18:40.000 Wow. That was a lot of fun with Jimmy.
00:18:43.000 And E-Rock was there for some comic relief because, you know, fat jokes.
00:18:48.000 But it was fun.
00:18:49.000 And the people loved it.
00:18:51.000 I mean, it's getting an amazing response and views online.
00:18:54.000 They did video.
00:18:56.000 They have cameras in the studio.
00:18:58.000 So there's a video edition of it out there that's also doing very well.
00:19:03.000 So I'm pleased with it.
00:19:05.000 I'm pleased as punch.
00:19:06.000 Yeah. And I was surprised that you could get so raunchy.
00:19:11.000 Like, talking about the guy in the subway, I assume sodomizing.
00:19:15.000 They never said the actual sect act, but sodomizing a corpse.
00:19:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:23.000 I'm amazed every week.
00:19:25.000 Because, believe me, from the first week till this last show, I've been kind of pushing a little more and seeing...
00:19:33.000 What you could get away with.
00:19:35.000 And it really seems they don't have a lot of rules there on AM radio in 2025.
00:19:41.000 The FCC is a lot more busy these days than they were back years ago, I guess.
00:19:46.000 Because, yeah, saying scumbag and douchebag and talking about fucking a dead body on the subway.
00:19:56.000 As long as it's worded right, they don't seem to care.
00:20:01.000 But you also had a cum joke where it was like someone had quite a few.
00:20:06.000 That smoke in their hair and why is your...
00:20:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:20:09.000 You were talking about Vito when he appears like this.
00:20:13.000 Yeah. On The Sopranos.
00:20:15.000 And you said, why doesn't he just do coke?
00:20:17.000 Say he was doing coke.
00:20:18.000 And then I think it was you who goes, yeah, they'd say, why is your coke so wet?
00:20:23.000 So wet and gooey under his neck.
00:20:25.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:26.000 And then Jim goes, why is there coke on your back?
00:20:30.000 On your back.
00:20:32.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:20:33.000 The cum jokes, I guess. 0.99
00:20:35.000 As long as you don't go, by the way, people, we're talking about cum. 0.78
00:20:39.000 Yeah. It's part of the fun and allure of radio is that we get to say things, but you do have to kind of finesse.
00:20:48.000 Uh, around it, but I like it.
00:20:51.000 It's fun.
00:20:51.000 Well, it's for kids.
00:20:52.000 I mean, the reason we have these, and I support these, no, I support these rules because you're in the car and you want to listen to the radio.
00:21:00.000 And so, uh, if my, no kids under 15 are going to get any of those veto jokes, which is great.
00:21:08.000 That's all we ask for.
00:21:09.000 It's sort of like when people go, well, you say, let's go, Brandon.
00:21:13.000 Why don't you just say, fuck?
00:21:15.000 You fuck Joe Biden.
00:21:17.000 Yeah. And you go, because I don't want kids to be reading fuck on my clothes.
00:21:21.000 When I say, let's go, Brandon, you get it, I get it, and the kids can roam free.
00:21:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:21:27.000 It's civilized.
00:21:28.000 Kind of how it is with the radio, yeah.
00:21:31.000 You say things, the people that get it are people that are a little older, they're not children.
00:21:39.000 A kid would just be like, you know, there was plenty of entertainment like that when I was a kid.
00:21:43.000 That my parents would watch on TV, and I wouldn't understand what the fuck they were laughing at.
00:21:47.000 Right. That was such a boomer thing.
00:21:53.000 Little double entendres.
00:21:55.000 Oh, they love their double entendre.
00:21:58.000 There was a joke on Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In years ago, obviously years ago.
00:22:05.000 I was a little kid, and I was up watching it with my parents.
00:22:08.000 It must have been a special occasion.
00:22:11.000 And two flies, there were two like puppet flies, and one of them goes, hey, your man's open.
00:22:20.000 Ah! And everyone laughed.
00:22:22.000 And I was like, I didn't get it together.
00:22:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:22:27.000 Your fly is open.
00:22:29.000 Your man is open.
00:22:30.000 And I'm like, I didn't get it.
00:22:34.000 Everyone was cracking up.
00:22:35.000 I'm looking at my dad.
00:22:36.000 He's laughing so hard.
00:22:38.000 He's belting my mom in the face, just laughing.
00:22:42.000 He was hitting me with a strap and just like, fuck off your man!
00:22:48.000 That's how much he loved the joke, yeah.
00:22:50.000 Oh, he loved it.
00:22:52.000 Couldn't hit enough people.
00:22:53.000 I remember seeing them fall off the couch laughing at SCTV and stuff and thinking, is it that funny?
00:22:58.000 I think they were stoned in retrospect.
00:23:02.000 Stoned or like...
00:23:04.000 Drunk? Well, both, yeah.
00:23:05.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:23:07.000 Saying you're stoned and meaning drunk stopped in like the 50s, I think.
00:23:12.000 Right, right.
00:23:12.000 No, my parents would smoke tons of weed.
00:23:14.000 Oh, you had the bar getting stoned all night?
00:23:15.000 My parents and their friends would always smoke that super, that weed you got in a garbage bag because it was so weak and it would take 40 joints to get a buzz.
00:23:24.000 Yeah. You're not telling me your parents smoked weed.
00:23:27.000 My parents?
00:23:29.000 No way.
00:23:30.000 Garbage bags.
00:23:33.000 I didn't see that.
00:23:34.000 Like, your father does not seem like the type that would have smoked weed.
00:23:38.000 Dude, I gave him weed.
00:23:41.000 This is in my book, Death of Cool.
00:23:43.000 A buddy of mine who grew weed gave me weed when I was last up in Canada, and I go, this is the stupidest present ever.
00:23:48.000 I obviously can't take it over the border.
00:23:50.000 This was a long time ago, too.
00:23:52.000 Like, 2010.
00:23:53.000 Not that I would do it now.
00:23:54.000 And so I gave it to my dad, and I go, these aren't your joints of the 70s, okay?
00:23:58.000 So don't go crazy.
00:24:00.000 Like, go, and then put it out.
00:24:01.000 He's like, oh, calm down.
00:24:05.000 He smoked a huge joint and enjoyed the PGA's lawns.
00:24:09.000 And my mom, she started seeing these goblins, these little men that were about this tall, that were trying to get in the window by the kitchen.
00:24:18.000 Oh, my God.
00:24:19.000 And then she noticed they were down by the sliding glass doors.
00:24:22.000 They were trying to jump up there.
00:24:26.000 So she called the police.
00:24:29.000 And said, someone is trying to kill me.
00:24:32.000 Oh my God!
00:24:34.000 So they're going to think, of course, the husband is...
00:24:37.000 He's whacking, slapping her around.
00:24:40.000 Of course they come there and then they take her into another room and they say, look, he's not the boss.
00:24:45.000 You are.
00:24:46.000 We are.
00:24:47.000 And if you really got something on your mind, let us know.
00:24:50.000 Chaos ensues.
00:24:51.000 Terrible. Did she explain that it was the little goblins and not her husband?
00:24:57.000 She said, I'm drunk and I'm being crazy, which doesn't help at all, right?
00:25:02.000 No, because that's when fights happen, when everyone's drunk and crazy.
00:25:06.000 You better say you're drunk and you're crazy, and you didn't mean it!
00:25:10.000 You can't say they're on illegal drugs.
00:25:14.000 But yeah, big parties.
00:25:15.000 Wow. But even when they would hang, I remember being like a little kid.
00:25:18.000 I was an only child until I was 14 and they'd go to like stupid fucking dinner parties or parties.
00:25:22.000 Boomers were always partying. 1.00
00:25:24.000 Wednesday night, Thursday night.
00:25:27.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:25:28.000 And everything was like a little like, oh, the candle.
00:25:31.000 Oh, it looks like someone looks like a penis. 0.84
00:25:34.000 And this looks like that.
00:25:35.000 And oh, you probably like that.
00:25:36.000 Oh, yeah.
00:25:37.000 Jim would probably love some.
00:25:39.000 And you're like, I don't really get your jokes, but I get that it's sex.
00:25:42.000 And you guys might want to expand your repertoire.
00:25:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:25:46.000 Grow a little as a comic guest at other people's houses.
00:25:52.000 Yeah, my parents, they did that.
00:25:55.000 They did a lot of that.
00:25:58.000 Like, social neighbors would come over the backyard and party, and it would get late, and you'd go to bed, but you're still hearing them being all loud and drunk and obnoxious.
00:26:09.000 Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
00:26:10.000 They didn't smoke weed, though.
00:26:11.000 Like, I couldn't imagine my mom and dad smoking weed, but it makes more sense when you said, like, this isn't your 70s hippie.
00:26:21.000 So they were, during the hippie times, they were young people.
00:26:24.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:26:25.000 This was like...
00:26:26.000 Maybe up to the early 80s.
00:26:28.000 And they'd grow it and my dad would hang out with the technicians at the company because the middle class wouldn't drink enough for him.
00:26:35.000 So I had a pretty poor upbringing despite having tons of money.
00:26:39.000 And I kind of envy it.
00:26:42.000 I mean, we have one Halloween party a year and we are the only people in a 10 square mile radius who have parties.
00:26:50.000 Yeah. We wouldn't even have Christmas parties, but my wife was like, fuck this. 1.00
00:26:54.000 They cost me like three grand.
00:26:56.000 We'd have like missions and stuff.
00:26:57.000 Yeah, they cost money.
00:26:58.000 And no one else is having them, so I'm not doing this anymore.
00:27:02.000 That makes sense.
00:27:03.000 My parents were, they were the 50s, you know, my dad was a greaser with the leather jacket and he had friends that rode motorcycles and stuff.
00:27:15.000 So the idea of smoking pot was like, what are you, a beatnik?
00:27:18.000 What are you, one of those?
00:27:19.000 Disgusting, filthy hippies. 1.00
00:27:21.000 It was all about drinking, you know, your Schlitz beer and smoking cigarettes.
00:27:29.000 Drugs were the things that the degenerate fucks they beat up did. 1.00
00:27:33.000 Well, we have 10 years apart.
00:27:37.000 Canada, which is Mr. Think Outside of the Box, and a brand new country that got their fucking national anthem in like 1970 and their flag in 1980.
00:27:49.000 Literally. That's crazy.
00:27:50.000 And then you got a bunch of immigrants. 0.99
00:27:52.000 So there's guys from Liverpool and some weird black family and like Scottish people. 0.98
00:27:57.000 So it was almost like expat, like a military kind of a community where they're sort of isolated in a sense.
00:28:05.000 So why not?
00:28:07.000 No, it was, you know, New York suburbia kind of, you know, parents and weed was just, I didn't know any of my relatives.
00:28:17.000 Maybe I was just too young to notice, but all of their personalities and everything were just not about drugs.
00:28:25.000 And once out in California, my dad found some weed in my brother's sock.
00:28:32.000 My dumb brother gets in the truck.
00:28:34.000 He's wearing shorts.
00:28:36.000 And he put the weed in his white gym sock kind of a thing on his foot.
00:28:41.000 And my dad looks over and goes, what's in your sock?
00:28:45.000 It's like, oh, no.
00:28:47.000 Oh, no.
00:28:48.000 Pull it out.
00:28:49.000 And it was pot.
00:28:50.000 And he was just like, you fucking piece of shit.
00:28:53.000 Like, give my brother all kinds of horrible, you know, backhands him because he had a little weed in his sock.
00:29:00.000 Wow. Yeah, yeah.
00:29:02.000 He was like seen as a degenerate.
00:29:04.000 As he's literally like driving the truck and drinking a beer, you know.
00:29:09.000 But that evil weed. 0.95
00:29:11.000 Wow. Don't you think, though, it's sad?
00:29:15.000 Like, even you, when you were on Long Island, you were the only guy that had parties.
00:29:19.000 Yeah, yeah, definitely.
00:29:21.000 I had parties all the time.
00:29:23.000 But I was doing, you know, I was doing alright, so I didn't mind the money aspect of it.
00:29:28.000 If you're not doing alright, tell everyone to BYOB.
00:29:32.000 Like, the party is dead.
00:29:33.000 Death of the party.
00:29:35.000 Yeah, yes.
00:29:36.000 It was.
00:29:37.000 Yeah, I enjoyed the shit out of it.
00:29:40.000 And people would come over.
00:29:41.000 There were some people that would come over with stuff.
00:29:43.000 They made sure they brought food for the barbecue grill, beers, a cooler full of Budweiser's and things.
00:29:50.000 Man, some people just were like there to drink my booze and try to pick up on somebody that came over.
00:29:58.000 But yeah, there's no more.
00:30:01.000 Is that a thing anymore?
00:30:02.000 It's dead, right?
00:30:04.000 Well, I saw a video this week where this teacher was saying, And I think a lot of teachers, they become high school teachers because they fucking loved high school.
00:30:13.000 It was almost like freaks and geeks or like square pegs.
00:30:16.000 And they want to keep living in that world.
00:30:18.000 But that world's gone.
00:30:20.000 So he said, when I was young, 20 minutes before school, the hallways were jammed with people and getting elbowed into lockers.
00:30:27.000 And there was the tough guy section and the nerds.
00:30:29.000 And he shows the hallway like five minutes before class.
00:30:34.000 Not a soul.
00:30:35.000 The parking lot is full.
00:30:37.000 And they're all in there maximizing the charge on their phones alone.
00:30:42.000 And then literally one minute before class, they run to their...
00:30:47.000 They don't even use their lockers anymore for some reason.
00:30:50.000 They just carry their giant book bag.
00:30:52.000 Yeah, because they got backpacks.
00:30:54.000 So you don't have to carry, you know, hold your book.
00:30:58.000 There was a book strap in the old days.
00:31:01.000 Right, right.
00:31:02.000 Elastic thing.
00:31:03.000 Or the book bag where you looked like a young executive going into a...
00:31:07.000 A business meeting.
00:31:08.000 But the backpack, when I was a kid, that would have been, you would have been called retarded.
00:31:14.000 Like, what is that?
00:31:16.000 What are you, retarded? 1.00
00:31:17.000 You know, your big backpack.
00:31:20.000 But now, of course, you wear a fucking backpack.
00:31:23.000 Now black people wear, black adults will wear them in the city. 1.00
00:31:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:27.000 I thought...
00:31:28.000 They'd never come around to that.
00:31:30.000 That seems like a real gay thing to do, and they're so scared of being called gay.
00:31:35.000 Remember Connor with Floyd Mayweather, and he's like, what's in your fucking book bag?
00:31:39.000 Oh, yes.
00:31:40.000 That was so fucking funny.
00:31:43.000 What's in your fucking book bag?
00:31:48.000 You were talking with Jim about what the phones have done, and I think they've made us antisocial creatures from young to old.
00:31:58.000 Absolutely. You're somehow, I don't even call it communicating.
00:32:03.000 I don't know what to call it.
00:32:05.000 But you're engaged with a thousand times more people on a daily basis than you ever were back in the day.
00:32:14.000 But you're not communicating.
00:32:15.000 You're not having any type of real constructive conversation about anything.
00:32:21.000 So it's that paradox where you're talking or...
00:32:25.000 Engaging with more people, but you're lonelier than ever.
00:32:29.000 You're isolated.
00:32:31.000 You're not making these engagements and turning them into friendships or acquaintances or business relationships.
00:32:39.000 And that used to happen in person.
00:32:41.000 You'd meet someone you didn't know.
00:32:44.000 At a party or whatever it was, and you'd start talking to people and go, oh, you do that?
00:32:49.000 Yeah, I was doing something like that years ago.
00:32:51.000 I'm very interested in the field.
00:32:53.000 Oh, hey, take my number.
00:32:54.000 We're looking for somebody.
00:32:55.000 And before you know it, you have a business relationship.
00:32:58.000 I don't have to tell you about girls.
00:33:00.000 Obviously, at a party, you're looking for a girl. 0.99
00:33:02.000 But now, you're engaging with a thousand people a day, and nothing comes out of it.
00:33:10.000 You're just as alone.
00:33:12.000 Destitute, isolated, and in your car charging your phone at school?
00:33:16.000 That's terrible.
00:33:17.000 And some of the retarded comments, the highest level comment is like, that's from two years ago, and the guy was drunk. 0.93
00:33:25.000 He later admitted that he was wrong.
00:33:27.000 Some sort of correction, right?
00:33:28.000 Right. That's the best it gets, which isn't great.
00:33:30.000 That's not really talking to someone.
00:33:32.000 No. But then other people are just like, oof, or, well, it looks freezing.
00:33:38.000 I'm glad that never happened to me.
00:33:40.000 And you're like, that's how you socialize?
00:33:43.000 That's you socialize.
00:33:44.000 That's you injecting yourself into the conversation.
00:33:47.000 Imagine at a party.
00:33:49.000 A couple of guys are talking and someone just comes over and goes, yeah, yeah.
00:33:55.000 It happened to me once.
00:33:57.000 He'd be a weirdo.
00:33:59.000 In person, what you say online in this dumb conversation that a bunch of people are in in the comments section.
00:34:07.000 That's a weirdo in real life.
00:34:09.000 Right, right.
00:34:10.000 Or a guy, like, you turn around and go, how about you mind your own fucking business?
00:34:15.000 You know?
00:34:16.000 Or they have a criticism about something.
00:34:19.000 Hey, check out this, you know, you're in a bar.
00:34:22.000 You're with your cousins.
00:34:23.000 You haven't seen your cousins in a while.
00:34:24.000 And you pull out a picture, because it's before phones, and it's of you and your dog playing with your child.
00:34:32.000 And you go, check it out.
00:34:34.000 It's like, oh my god, she's getting big.
00:34:35.000 And a stranger just wanders over and goes, you know how fucking dangerous it is to have your kid playing with a dog?
00:34:44.000 You'd hit him.
00:34:45.000 Yeah, that's a perfect analogy.
00:34:47.000 First of all, where'd you come from?
00:34:49.000 Second of all, shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:34:51.000 And also...
00:34:53.000 You've become a shitty person.
00:34:54.000 Like, in your analogy, you go, that's really fucked up, and it's none of your fucking business. 0.93
00:35:00.000 And that would self-correct, in a sense.
00:35:02.000 Not self-correct, it would correct.
00:35:04.000 And that person would go, oh, okay, don't go up to strangers and talk about their kids and shit.
00:35:09.000 That's dumb.
00:35:09.000 I'm never doing that again.
00:35:12.000 But on Twitter, you just keep doing it, and the algorithm goes, good work, I'm going to send you more kids with dogs, and you can become a real crusader for that cause and piss off everyone.
00:35:22.000 Yeah. Well, now you're a shitty person.
00:35:24.000 It trains you to be a shitty guy.
00:35:27.000 A shitty person.
00:35:28.000 And the guy, like you said, the guy would say, correct him.
00:35:32.000 And in real life, maybe if he wasn't a complete fucking asshole, he'd, you know, all right, walk away.
00:35:38.000 But no, online, it's, all right, you want to kill your kid with your stupid fucking dog that it just, you're a miserable, nasty person that would never make it.
00:35:52.000 A minute in a social setting years ago where you had to be around real people.
00:35:57.000 You know what else it might do?
00:35:59.000 It might make us have an aversion to people.
00:36:03.000 So you're sitting on the plane, right?
00:36:05.000 There's someone there.
00:36:06.000 And I remember 20 years ago, you'd be like, well, we'll see if we get out of here on time.
00:36:10.000 You know, test the waters.
00:36:12.000 Right, right.
00:36:13.000 You know, if they really didn't want to talk, they'd pull out a book.
00:36:16.000 And you're like, all right, you're...
00:36:17.000 But half the time, there's nothing better to do.
00:36:19.000 Now, there's a million better things to do, so you don't even talk to someone.
00:36:23.000 But if you've been trained to see people as, oh, you like killing your kid?
00:36:27.000 Have fun with that fucking dog till it bites your face off. 0.80
00:36:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:36:31.000 Then you go, oh, I know these people.
00:36:33.000 They're called humans.
00:36:34.000 They're fucking assholes.
00:36:37.000 I'm not going to talk to them.
00:36:39.000 Sort of like this fucking cunt. 1.00
00:36:41.000 Right, right.
00:36:42.000 Samantha Husted Crowell Boss.
00:36:46.000 Ugh, of course.
00:36:48.000 Because she has been brainwashed in her own little bubble to say, well, if Anthony Cumia and Gavin aren't members of the Climate Change Action Committee and they're having people come by, it must be to accrue weapons for the imminent race war as opposed to telling stupid jokes.
00:37:08.000 Yeah, people, they're being trained to just be completely negative about Everything anyone else is doing, whether it involves them or not.
00:37:20.000 And I think that also comes down to not being able.
00:37:24.000 You just don't have it in you to be able to carry out a conversation, to cold talk to somebody in a bar.
00:37:32.000 And I'm not just talking about picking up girls.
00:37:34.000 That was always, you know, that was 10 on the list.
00:37:38.000 That was the most treacherous thing you could do.
00:37:41.000 But there was...
00:37:42.000 And we've discussed this before.
00:37:44.000 You're just sitting at the bar.
00:37:45.000 You used to be smoking a cigarette and drinking beer and watching the Yankees.
00:37:48.000 And a play would happen.
00:37:50.000 And the guy goes, oh, fuck.
00:37:52.000 And you're like, oh, god damn.
00:37:53.000 That was so close to it.
00:37:55.000 And now you have this little rapport, this little relationship that will probably last until the game ends or one of you leave.
00:38:02.000 You'll never see each other again.
00:38:04.000 But it's basic human interaction.
00:38:08.000 And some people are so fucked up, they don't have the... 0.93
00:38:12.000 Capacity for that.
00:38:14.000 So instead of even online being able to inject themselves into a conversation in a positive way, it has to be this sucks, you suck, fuck this, fuck them.
00:38:25.000 And you end up, you know, how do you work out in the real world?
00:38:30.000 How do you function?
00:38:30.000 Are you that out there too?
00:38:33.000 Well, sports and booze were invented as crutches for conversation and they work great.
00:38:39.000 I love them.
00:38:39.000 But now the Mets fuck up, and you text the Mets a Twitter feed, or you text your Mets chain of friends, and there's no interaction there.
00:38:51.000 And then so it just leaves booze.
00:38:53.000 And yeah, I have noticed like six pints in, Mr. Shy Guy over here is like, well, that's, you know, you heard of Epstein Island?
00:39:05.000 And I'm like...
00:39:06.000 Okay, I'm leaving, by the way.
00:39:08.000 It took you two hours to talk.
00:39:10.000 And yeah, I've heard of the biggest news story in the fucking century.
00:39:14.000 But anyway, bye.
00:39:15.000 You took too long.
00:39:16.000 Right. Yeah, you took too long.
00:39:18.000 Sorry. Maybe you'll learn from that.
00:39:20.000 I don't know.
00:39:20.000 No. But no, some people are just incapable of it.
00:39:24.000 And we never really had to deal with them.
00:39:28.000 Because, you know, I would go into a bar or I'd be hanging out with my friends in a bar.
00:39:33.000 You're in your own little circle.
00:39:35.000 And people didn't just walk up to you and act like assholes.
00:39:39.000 If they did, it was called a prelude to a bar fight.
00:39:43.000 There was a little fight, and the bar turned out to deal with it.
00:39:46.000 We've all been involved with things like that, but we never had to deal with so many fucking broken people.
00:39:54.000 They're busted.
00:39:56.000 Something happened, they don't function properly in the real world, and they bring it to the internet, and thank God they're not around you all the time.
00:40:04.000 But they're there online and they have an audience to some point.
00:40:12.000 It makes things look a lot more negative maybe than they really are in your world, you know?
00:40:18.000 Well, you see their grammar too and you're like, you're like, you click on them going, I hope you're from Spain.
00:40:26.000 And this is your terrible English.
00:40:28.000 And then it's like, born and raised in Boston, yo, fuck you. 0.68
00:40:32.000 Even the bio has like 17 typos and gets every there and where wrong.
00:40:40.000 Black people are incredible on social media.
00:40:45.000 I read some of these posts and I'm like, and they supposedly they're educated people, some of them, and they go like, well, what they do.
00:40:54.000 Why are they in trouble?
00:40:57.000 And you're like, wait, how?
00:41:00.000 This is the most basic of grammar.
00:41:02.000 This just, even if you didn't know the rules of grammar to fix it, it doesn't sound right.
00:41:09.000 You just know it because it doesn't sound correct when you hear it.
00:41:13.000 But, man, I read these every day, just a fucking cavalcade of horribly worded.
00:41:23.000 Posts. And I've seen them get called out on it and they go, nigga, I don't give a shit about this, the internet. 0.98
00:41:28.000 I ain't trying to be all perfect and shit.
00:41:30.000 And you're like, it's actually easier.
00:41:32.000 My correct thing has less words.
00:41:35.000 It's faster.
00:41:35.000 I think that's why they really glommed on to that.
00:41:40.000 What was it called?
00:41:41.000 Locals or the chat thing?
00:41:43.000 And they do it on Twitter now, too, where there's like 50 people talking.
00:41:46.000 Spaces? Yeah.
00:41:47.000 Is that spaces?
00:41:49.000 And you just, you talk and no one can make fun of your inability to write.
00:41:54.000 To write or speak or anything.
00:41:56.000 I think a lot of black people, especially politicians and newsmakers, pundits on news shows, they just get a complete pass on not being able to speak properly. 0.67
00:42:09.000 No one calls them out on it.
00:42:11.000 And I think if a white guy, he steps up to do the weather.
00:42:17.000 And he was speaking in that black dialect and black grammar.
00:42:22.000 He wouldn't have a job the next day.
00:42:24.000 And people would call the station and email them and go, what was wrong with your weatherman today?
00:42:31.000 He wasn't speaking properly.
00:42:33.000 Is he having a stroke?
00:42:34.000 Is he okay?
00:42:35.000 Yeah. But for some reason, we just lower that bar.
00:42:40.000 And instead of correcting someone, we come up with a reason why.
00:42:44.000 Proper English and proper grammar is white supremacy and some form of oppression.
00:42:50.000 And this is fine that they do this.
00:42:52.000 It's actually good that they're speaking their own language and coming into their own...
00:42:57.000 And you're like, no, it's laziness.
00:43:00.000 And I would not want to hire somebody if I was a business owner that can't speak.
00:43:06.000 I don't think you understand what Aave is.
00:43:10.000 It's African American Vernacular English.
00:43:13.000 Oh, I have heard that.
00:43:14.000 Yes. It's just a different way of speaking.
00:43:16.000 I've even seen people bring up that axe was the way we said it in 1432.
00:43:22.000 Just stop it.
00:43:23.000 I'm not joking.
00:43:24.000 I've really seen a video saying the original Old English version was axe.
00:43:29.000 Okay. Well, it's not that anymore.
00:43:32.000 Okay. I will discount whatever you've said the second I hear something like axe or they being used like they house.
00:43:42.000 I went over they house.
00:43:45.000 And it's kind of the same.
00:43:47.000 I think of the same thing because I was watching some nuclear power disaster videos on YouTube.
00:43:54.000 As one does.
00:43:55.000 Nice thing to go to sleep to.
00:43:56.000 And sometimes the documentarian or the narrator will say nuclear.
00:44:03.000 And I can't.
00:44:05.000 Boom! It's off.
00:44:06.000 I don't watch it because I can't respect that you know what you're talking about when you can't even pronounce the fucking word properly.
00:44:14.000 So nuclear, nope.
00:44:16.000 So it's not a racial thing.
00:44:19.000 We're done.
00:44:19.000 It's, you know, I just, I think it shows character and it shows if you're lazy.
00:44:30.000 You're a lazy person if you can't.
00:44:32.000 Speak properly.
00:44:33.000 You cut corners.
00:44:35.000 Yeah. Well, we do a thing called Terrible Black Female Politicians, and in the opening, there's this woman, she's dead now, but of course her daughter just filled her position. 1.00
00:44:46.000 She would wear braids up around her head, and she says this quote, I'm sure I've said it to you before, where she goes, Me and my department have never done anything which could be described as idiot.
00:44:59.000 As idiot!
00:45:02.000 And then you had Al Green with werewolf syndrome and Down syndrome.
00:45:06.000 And he's got these cards on poster board.
00:45:11.000 And it says, Trump will be impeached.
00:45:13.000 It's a matter of when, not if.
00:45:15.000 Yeah, I saw that.
00:45:17.000 Cool. And that's fine.
00:45:18.000 It helps your point if you have poster boards because you hold them up.
00:45:22.000 Do that with a tweet.
00:45:23.000 I get it.
00:45:24.000 But the picture on the poster board is him with his cane going, when he got kicked out.
00:45:30.000 And it's the same picture.
00:45:32.000 On every image, he just repeats the picture.
00:45:36.000 He could have just done it.
00:45:39.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:45:41.000 Remember I did this?
00:45:42.000 It's like a mirror facing a mirror, you know?
00:45:46.000 Right. It's not even a good picture.
00:45:48.000 It's like the back of him and his thing's out.
00:45:52.000 You can't even see his face.
00:45:53.000 And it's the bigotry of low expectations when she says idiot, when he does that.
00:45:59.000 When Jasmine Crockett gets out there.
00:46:01.000 And starts doing her little pantomimes. 0.63
00:46:05.000 Her shuck and jive kind of, you know, yeah, we know that's not her.
00:46:10.000 We know she doesn't speak like that.
00:46:11.000 Right. But she wants some street cred, yo. 1.00
00:46:14.000 All these black politicians these days, they seem to want a Martin Luther King moment. 0.99
00:46:20.000 Yeah. They seem to want that civil rights moment.
00:46:23.000 Like, guaranteed he had the picture with the cane thinking it's like...
00:46:29.000 Selma. It's like fucking MLK marching and the fist of victory and power against oppression.
00:46:38.000 And you just look and go, oh, that's that picture of when you were being an asshole in the chamber and got thrown out because fucking asshole. 0.82
00:46:48.000 And some of these other female politicians are getting up to the podium and they're repeating things like, what the fuck did, who was it? 1.00
00:46:56.000 And she kept saying like the stone of Or something about a stone of her heart and said it like three times thinking, oh, this is going to be your Maya Angelou moment.
00:47:11.000 Your Martin Luther King, I have a dream.
00:47:12.000 And they fall so short of anything.
00:47:16.000 And it's just a different time also.
00:47:18.000 We hear 8,000 people a day trying to be profound.
00:47:22.000 Your fucking little... 1.00
00:47:24.000 Nonsense won't stick to the wall here.
00:47:27.000 But they're trying.
00:47:29.000 Boy, are they trying.
00:47:30.000 And they keep coming up with the worst ones like Ilhan Omar.
00:47:33.000 We have the shirt in there, too.
00:47:34.000 And hers was fuck around and find out. 0.98
00:47:37.000 Oh, right.
00:47:39.000 But you can't say fuck.
00:47:40.000 So that's got asterisks on it, which kind of ruins the whole thing.
00:47:43.000 And also, that's not yours.
00:47:45.000 That's ours.
00:47:45.000 That's a Proud Boys thing.
00:47:47.000 You don't get FOFA.
00:47:49.000 And then AOC's had...
00:47:53.000 Don't be racist.
00:47:54.000 Drink water.
00:47:55.000 Like, drink water instead of being racist.
00:47:57.000 That's going to be a fun one, and you're like, you guys really suck.
00:48:01.000 It doesn't even make sense.
00:48:03.000 Yeah. Don't be racist.
00:48:05.000 Drink water.
00:48:06.000 Make love, not war.
00:48:07.000 I don't know what she was...
00:48:08.000 Drink water and don't be racist.
00:48:12.000 Okay. Are these, like, super logical things?
00:48:14.000 Is that your push?
00:48:15.000 I don't even understand what you're saying.
00:48:17.000 Yeah. I don't know what that is.
00:48:19.000 AOC. Did you see the video of her?
00:48:23.000 First of all, what the fuck is she up to?
00:48:26.000 Trump is at, what, 100 days in office?
00:48:30.000 I think Trump is, like, approaching his 100 days in office.
00:48:33.000 Very early in the term.
00:48:35.000 Is she fucking campaigning? 1.00
00:48:38.000 Yes. Already?
00:48:40.000 Yes. At the detriment, to the detriment of her people, her people in Queens.
00:48:47.000 Her constituents here in the Bronx.
00:48:50.000 Her district.
00:48:51.000 Yeah. What is she doing?
00:48:53.000 And by the way, does she think she's going to be president or vice president?
00:48:59.000 Is that what she's doing? 0.99
00:48:59.000 Her and Bernie? 0.99
00:49:00.000 Bernie is P. She's VP.
00:49:02.000 But that's not how you do it, guys.
00:49:05.000 You've got to give it at least two years.
00:49:08.000 Yes. They're slamming Trump.
00:49:11.000 She was out in California.
00:49:14.000 Maybe if you're...
00:49:15.000 If you want to get some traction for your midterm election, let's say, and your district is in New York, you go to Jersey because some people work in Jersey and they live in New York.
00:49:30.000 It might help in your election.
00:49:32.000 To be out in Folsom, California, you are really campaigning for something that isn't, you know, douchebag congresswoman from Queens.
00:49:44.000 So she's definitely up to something.
00:49:47.000 It's such bad strategy.
00:49:49.000 I mean, it's terrible.
00:49:50.000 We talked a while ago about how they're burning out all their outfielders.
00:49:54.000 They're letting their outfielders pitch because the score is 30-0.
00:49:58.000 So let Slavey Crockett go bananas. 1.00
00:50:00.000 Let Hakeem Jeffries lie and say that inflation's gone up.
00:50:06.000 Right, burn them up.
00:50:07.000 Let Cory Booker do a 36-hour rant and then hug some trans kids.
00:50:12.000 Let's even let that retard congressman go to El Salvador. 1.00
00:50:19.000 Van Hollen.
00:50:21.000 Yeah, Van Hollen.
00:50:22.000 He's off to El Salvador because we put the wrong man in prison.
00:50:25.000 No, we didn't.
00:50:26.000 We got the gang wrong.
00:50:27.000 It's MS-13.
00:50:28.000 Let's bring back a gang member.
00:50:31.000 From a gang that has been put on the terrorist list.
00:50:35.000 And he, you know, would he want to go back?
00:50:37.000 If you were deported down to El Salvador, would he be going there to get you?
00:50:42.000 Because, you know, Proud Boys, look out.
00:50:45.000 They're on the terrorist list.
00:50:46.000 Yes, he would.
00:50:47.000 Because what he truly cares about is justice.
00:50:49.000 Yeah. And the modus operandi of the Constitution and how we always follow due process.
00:50:55.000 So he would follow David Duke down there.
00:50:58.000 Oh, sure.
00:50:59.000 Anyone, Patriot Front, as long as he's fighting for the Constitution of America.
00:51:04.000 I don't doubt it.
00:51:05.000 So you bring up a good point here.
00:51:08.000 The real contenders in the Democrat Party, who I don't even know who they would be at this point, but the real contenders for president, in a couple of years, They'll come out and look like the most qualified people in the world because they've just been shuffling around the likes of AOC and all these other clowns that we look at and go,
00:51:29.000 that's going to be your candidate?
00:51:32.000 So then Wonderboy comes out and you look and go, wow, this guy is concise.
00:51:39.000 He's talking about the issues because they're not AOC and Bernie and Jerkoff from Jersey.
00:51:47.000 They gotta know that they are cannon fodder.
00:51:51.000 We obviously don't want you to be president if we're running you this early. 0.90
00:51:56.000 So you're just there, like the Russians in World War II, you're just there to take some bullets. 0.94
00:52:01.000 Hold the line.
00:52:02.000 Hold the line until the real equipment gets up here.
00:52:06.000 You're just playing house.
00:52:07.000 Maybe they lied and said...
00:52:10.000 In eight years, you'll get a genuine chance.
00:52:13.000 And this is just a test run.
00:52:14.000 But Bernie's got to know that he is officially being put out to pasture.
00:52:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:52:18.000 If they're running him this early.
00:52:20.000 They're just out there trying to keep the heat and criticism of Trump going.
00:52:26.000 And then they fall to the wayside and, you know, they need another one.
00:52:30.000 All right, get some governor from this shit state to say something.
00:52:34.000 And then, yeah, after a couple of years, the real candidates get to come out.
00:52:40.000 What's that?
00:52:40.000 I was going to say, I even saw Tim Walz was asked if he'll run again and he goes, this is not what we should be talking about right now.
00:52:46.000 Right now we should be focused on our state and making America a better place.
00:52:49.000 And you're like, that's what someone says when they're genuinely going to go for it.
00:52:53.000 Right, right.
00:52:54.000 Campaigning around the world and having umbrellas and doing rap videos and talking about how we done picking cotton.
00:53:00.000 You're just here for the charade.
00:53:02.000 You're fireworks.
00:53:03.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:53:05.000 Did you see the AOC clip?
00:53:06.000 It's pretty funny.
00:53:07.000 She's up in front of a crowd of people.
00:53:10.000 Oh, dancing?
00:53:12.000 Yeah. Well, here she is talking about, I think, I forgot what it is.
00:53:18.000 It's probably about Trump or immigration or something.
00:53:21.000 But she's putting the voice on, like political voice.
00:53:27.000 Like it's right out of the Hillary Clinton thing.
00:53:30.000 It's this cadence where you talk like that.
00:53:34.000 It hasn't worked.
00:53:37.000 Believe me, did that work against Trump when Camilla was drunkenly babbling like that?
00:53:43.000 Did Trump speak like that?
00:53:47.000 Of course not.
00:53:48.000 And what she's saying, how she's saying it, and what she's saying is exactly why they lost to Trump.
00:53:55.000 So again, why is she out here in California, of all places, trying to sell herself? 0.70
00:54:02.000 It's embarrassing.
00:54:04.000 Watch this.
00:54:06.000 This is a matter of fact.
00:54:10.000 Donald Trump is a criminal.
00:54:12.000 He was found guilty of 34 felony counts of fraud.
00:54:19.000 Found liable for sexual abuse.
00:54:25.000 And if he wants to find the rapists and criminals in this country, he should look in the mirror.
00:54:35.000 That's libel right there.
00:54:37.000 Yeah. Looking for a rapist?
00:54:39.000 Look in the mirror.
00:54:41.000 Okay, so we're doing rule of law now.
00:54:43.000 So the law is what matters.
00:54:46.000 Right? I do enjoy that front page.
00:54:51.000 What is she thinking?
00:54:53.000 Trump will go after people that say that.
00:54:55.000 He's done it.
00:54:56.000 And he's won some of these cases.
00:55:02.000 That's a campaign.
00:55:03.000 She's campaigning.
00:55:04.000 Wait a minute.
00:55:05.000 She's saying the same shit that lost them the election.
00:55:07.000 Oh, he's a convicted felon.
00:55:09.000 Who gave it?
00:55:10.000 No one gave a shit.
00:55:12.000 Why are you reiterating this?
00:55:14.000 He won on that.
00:55:16.000 He won on the fact that he was convicted of bullshit allegations.
00:55:23.000 Charges against him.
00:55:24.000 So why go like, yeah, we're going to get him this time with the same old thing.
00:55:29.000 With the 34 counts and the rape thing. 0.54
00:55:31.000 But there was, wasn't it a journalist?
00:55:33.000 Wasn't it?
00:55:35.000 It wasn't Megyn Kelly, but it was someone that you almost like who got, he sued them very recently for the rapist thing. 0.97
00:55:41.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:42.000 I think it was, was it Morning Joe?
00:55:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:55:47.000 Maybe one of those.
00:55:48.000 Yeah, I think it was.
00:55:49.000 One of those shit. 0.65
00:55:51.000 Liberal propaganda stations.
00:55:53.000 Hey, DNC.
00:55:54.000 Hey, AOC.
00:55:55.000 Hey, liberals.
00:55:56.000 Hey, Tisha, if you're watching, because I know you love this show.
00:56:01.000 Women's sports, really bad look for you. 1.00
00:56:04.000 Half the parents in this country have a girl.
00:56:06.000 I'm sure more than half of them are in sports.
00:56:09.000 Drop that.
00:56:09.000 It's not a good look.
00:56:10.000 There's only like 17 trannies that want to be in women's sports. 1.00
00:56:15.000 You're ruining the whole sport for these freaks.
00:56:18.000 Drop that.
00:56:18.000 Yes. Yeah, there it is.
00:56:22.000 $60 million suit for calling him a rapist.
00:56:25.000 Drop the 34 counts felon thing.
00:56:27.000 We all know lawfare exists.
00:56:29.000 That's a terrible look for you.
00:56:31.000 You had a great run with racism and calling everyone racist.
00:56:34.000 That was a good half a century.
00:56:36.000 Good run.
00:56:37.000 Great run.
00:56:37.000 That's retired now.
00:56:39.000 That's gotta go.
00:56:42.000 I think you gotta stick with boring shit.
00:56:45.000 Oh, and don't call Americans dumb.
00:56:47.000 You replace racism with dumb.
00:56:49.000 Yeah. America's not known for its scholars or its obsession with books.
00:56:54.000 So you're insulting basically everyone.
00:56:56.000 Everyone. Yeah.
00:56:58.000 Except their elitist friends that got to go to these Ivy League colleges.
00:57:04.000 Right. And that's the vast minority of people.
00:57:08.000 And those are fake gay books. 0.68
00:57:10.000 I don't know.
00:57:11.000 I think they should focus on, like, boring shit.
00:57:14.000 Abortion? No. 1.00
00:57:16.000 Actually, abortion might be good. 1.00
00:57:17.000 How do you think they did on abortion?
00:57:20.000 I think that swayed some women voters. 1.00
00:57:23.000 Yeah, I think that's a good one.
00:57:25.000 They thought that was going to be their grand slam.
00:57:28.000 They do this all the time.
00:57:30.000 They thought Camilla was going to win and that things like abortion and trans rights, those were the things that were going to put them over the top. 0.99
00:57:43.000 And it was such a nothing, no one cared abortion. 0.77
00:57:48.000 What real man is going to go in there and decide on Kamala Harris for president based on abortion?
00:57:56.000 That's women will, though. 1.00
00:57:58.000 That's how Fetterman got elected, right?
00:58:00.000 It's probably how Justin Trudeau got elected.
00:58:02.000 Because when, especially young women, hear abortion, they think it just means...
00:58:07.000 Health care and you got drunk and fucked a black guy behind a dumpster and you don't want to have ramifications.
00:58:13.000 It's slut rights is what it is. 1.00
00:58:15.000 Slut rights. 1.00
00:58:15.000 And they have to present it as women's health care. 1.00
00:58:20.000 Because if you say abortion, there are too many women that would go, I'm not getting a fucking abortion. 1.00
00:58:25.000 I hope my daughter isn't.
00:58:28.000 I'm not voting for abortion because it doesn't concern me.
00:58:32.000 But when they frame it as health, women's health care. 1.00
00:58:36.000 And they know.
00:58:38.000 They're lying when they say it.
00:58:40.000 They know they have to present it that way because it's more appealing than abortion to some of these women that, you know, don't like the idea of other women hoovering out their unborn children. 0.99
00:58:53.000 I think the best angles for the DNC, and I assume they're going to go for this, is Gavin Newsom, some brown woman for VP. 1.00
00:59:03.000 Is that just going to be a thing forever now?
00:59:05.000 Is that a thing forever?
00:59:05.000 Well, I thought it was already a thing, but we had two white guys, P and VP.
00:59:09.000 I couldn't believe it.
00:59:11.000 That was shocking.
00:59:12.000 Although one of them was married to a brown woman, but he's not even gay.
00:59:17.000 Republicans, I think we can still see that.
00:59:20.000 And I think it was mostly because it was Trump.
00:59:23.000 I think even a Republican that isn't Trump would go, maybe I need a brown person as my running mate here. 0.96
00:59:31.000 But Democrats?
00:59:32.000 I don't know what needs to happen besides maybe a complete cataclysm, an asteroid nuclear war, that the Democrats would ever go back to a two-white-men ticket for president. 0.79
00:59:47.000 I just can't see it happening anymore.
00:59:49.000 Never. I'll bet $10,000.
00:59:52.000 It's a good bet, too, because they only get to collect when you die.
00:59:56.000 Oh, even then, I said never.
00:59:59.000 Never. I said never.
01:00:01.000 Yeah, it's, you know, that's how they have to run now, whether they want to or not.
01:00:07.000 If they pick two white men, right from the announcement of that ticket, you'd get people going, oh, really? 0.76
01:00:15.000 Where's the people that want to represent, you know, that represent us?
01:00:18.000 I have a son.
01:00:20.000 Why can't he look at the president or vice president and have somebody that looks like him?
01:00:24.000 And they put such importance in this fucking bullshit.
01:00:28.000 Looks like me.
01:00:30.000 Looks like me.
01:00:31.000 It's such bullshit that means nothing.
01:00:34.000 But they put so much importance on it that you'll never see a two-white-man ticket for the Dems.
01:00:40.000 Absolutely not.
01:00:41.000 Never. It's got to be a mochaccino chick. 1.00
01:00:45.000 And it's got to be, I think, a smart thing for them to do is stop shitting on Republicans and be like, we've had a good four-year run.
01:00:52.000 The border's secure.
01:00:55.000 Interest rates are good.
01:00:57.000 Inflation's down.
01:00:58.000 Employment's up.
01:00:59.000 And then this will be their motto.
01:01:01.000 Be fair.
01:01:02.000 It's time for us to be fair.
01:01:04.000 And it's about helping the little guy now that we've got some money.
01:01:07.000 So you acknowledge that the Trump administration did some good.
01:01:12.000 That's the way you pull some of this.
01:01:14.000 I shouldn't be giving away all these great tips.
01:01:17.000 But do you know how the Republican candidate would handle that one?
01:01:22.000 Even they're admitting how great we are.
01:01:25.000 We, we, the Republicans.
01:01:27.000 I think it might be shooting yourself in the foot.
01:01:30.000 I get it.
01:01:31.000 In a perfect world, Gavin.
01:01:33.000 That would be something that a bipartisan country might go with.
01:01:40.000 But they're so dead set against pinning the other party as the worst possible thing to ever happen to this country that they couldn't bring themselves to do that.
01:01:51.000 Well, the ultimate right versus left debate always comes down to the communist view of let's share the wealth.
01:02:00.000 And that does well with people who don't have a lot of wealth because they want free shit.
01:02:04.000 It's way better than fascism and stuff because fascism is so parochial.
01:02:09.000 It's like Scots, Irish, Canadians.
01:02:12.000 We need to stick together.
01:02:14.000 And that excludes everyone else.
01:02:16.000 Communism is like, everyone gets some.
01:02:18.000 You get a Lamborghini.
01:02:21.000 So it appeals to people.
01:02:22.000 So that's their thing.
01:02:23.000 And then the right thing always comes down to, can you afford to pay your bills?
01:02:30.000 Are you doing okay?
01:02:31.000 Should you be fair, as they say, here in 2028?
01:02:35.000 Should you be spreading around your wealth?
01:02:37.000 I don't think you have too much money.
01:02:39.000 I think you need to...
01:02:41.000 To save some.
01:02:42.000 And that's why we're going to help you get rich.
01:02:44.000 And both of them are, that's ultimately what the debate comes down to.
01:02:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:02:52.000 It's part of the big show, you know.
01:02:55.000 They have their teams and their politicians.
01:02:59.000 And the funny thing is, I don't think a lot of the politicians on one side or the other believe.
01:03:05.000 In a lot of what they preach.
01:03:07.000 I bet a lot of these guys would love to see, on the Democratic Party, would love to see two white men run for president.
01:03:15.000 I think they know they'd have a better chance of winning by putting two qualified white men and not having to kowtow to these interest groups and racial groups that by the time the election rolls around, you've alienated the majority of the country.
01:03:34.000 For how long, I have no idea.
01:03:36.000 But you've alienated the majority of the country by catering to every single little group. 0.59
01:03:44.000 Gays, trans, colors of this, religions. 0.98
01:03:47.000 And, you know, you look like you don't care about the majority of the country.
01:03:52.000 So I think it's detrimental to them.
01:03:55.000 And I don't think a lot of them actually believe in what they say.
01:04:01.000 They just have to stop.
01:04:02.000 Yeah, you're right.
01:04:04.000 But they also, and this might be phones too, but this obsessive, compulsive, myopic focus on spite and hate and we're racist and cancel the shows and fucking stop them.
01:04:19.000 And then they speak for you and they go, you know, you think that every Mexican is a rapist and you're scared of gays.
01:04:28.000 Right, right.
01:04:30.000 The phobia thing.
01:04:34.000 It's brilliant because, first of all, when did it first come out?
01:04:39.000 But it's brilliant because no one wants to be scared of anything.
01:04:45.000 No one wants to be like, hey, you're scared.
01:04:48.000 So to put the name of something phobic, it means you have a fear and you're instantly put on guard going, no, no, I'm not phobic.
01:05:00.000 So it's brilliant marketing of calling someone a racist or sexist or things like that.
01:05:07.000 And I wonder when that came about because I don't remember as a kid hearing.
01:05:11.000 It also means you're gay. 0.67
01:05:14.000 It means you're scared of gay. 1.00
01:05:17.000 Well, the 60s.
01:05:18.000 Yeah, see, that's the problem with Wikipedia.
01:05:20.000 I know it was invented, you know, from some academic journal in 1958.
01:05:25.000 But when did we start hearing it all the time?
01:05:27.000 Yeah, using it as.
01:05:29.000 Yeah, like a Google search would be a better way to monitor that.
01:05:34.000 1969, homophobia first appeared in print.
01:05:37.000 That's not counting.
01:05:40.000 But what they're saying when they call you a homophobe is you're scared you'll love it too much.
01:05:48.000 That's funny!
01:05:51.000 That's something guys would say to a guy friend.
01:05:54.000 Yeah, you're phobic.
01:05:55.000 You're just scared.
01:05:56.000 You love it.
01:05:57.000 And everyone would laugh.
01:05:58.000 Fuck you, faggot. 1.00
01:05:59.000 Get these faggots out of here. 1.00
01:06:01.000 What are they prancing around?
01:06:04.000 Like someone's liable to jump their bones or something.
01:06:06.000 It's so revealing.
01:06:08.000 You can almost see his thighs.
01:06:12.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:06:14.000 That's funny.
01:06:15.000 You're like, I don't know how to break it to you, bro.
01:06:18.000 But I'm fascinated by the way ice cream sandwiches are made on the show How It's Made.
01:06:26.000 I'm fascinated by a guy who can fix a transmission alone while listening to the radio.
01:06:31.000 In like 10 minutes, he can reassemble it.
01:06:36.000 You're boring.
01:06:37.000 This is what they need to understand.
01:06:40.000 You are boring.
01:06:44.000 You're tedious.
01:06:46.000 We saw this video, we played this video this week of this guy putting on a wedding dress and he's built, he's got shoulders I'd kill for and he's like, he has short hair too, he has this hairdo with makeup on and he's like, I put on that dress and I looked in the mirror and I just thought,
01:07:02.000 I look like a man in a dress. 0.98
01:07:05.000 And you're like, yep.
01:07:07.000 Wow. Moment of clarity.
01:07:09.000 That's tedious.
01:07:11.000 No, he was mad at the person doing the fitting.
01:07:14.000 And he was like, we've got to find something better.
01:07:16.000 Like, they're doing it wrong.
01:07:18.000 Like, there's a dress where he won't look in the mirror and say, okay, so that's shit.
01:07:24.000 Maybe a collar comes up like this or something.
01:07:28.000 It'll draw away from my frame.
01:07:30.000 Oh, see how silly I am?
01:07:32.000 I actually believed maybe he saw a man in a dress and went, what am I doing with that?
01:07:37.000 Oh, sorry.
01:07:38.000 This is insane.
01:07:39.000 Yeah, I didn't explain it well enough.
01:07:41.000 Yes, the magical dress didn't come out yet to make him look beautiful.
01:07:45.000 Right. Okay.
01:07:46.000 We've got to work harder.
01:07:47.000 So the expert, he comes out and he's like, I understand at the beginning it can be very hard until you, yeah, until you find what you're looking for.
01:07:55.000 It doesn't feel like me.
01:07:56.000 I look like a man in a dress and that's not what I want. 1.00
01:07:59.000 The overskirt idea.
01:08:01.000 You look like a man who needs a dentist. 0.92
01:08:02.000 I think it's stunning.
01:08:03.000 I want to see if there's any...
01:08:05.000 That's not what I want.
01:08:06.000 Yeah. Well, we have to do a lot of things we don't want to do in life.
01:08:10.000 You're going to look like a man in a dress. 1.00
01:08:12.000 Listen to this guy.
01:08:13.000 Look at this guy.
01:08:14.000 Finding it, especially when you have a very specific vision, but it's actually a good sign.
01:08:20.000 It means that you know exactly what you want and whether I have it or we have to create it together.
01:08:25.000 Okay, so that's what I was talking about.
01:08:26.000 Let me just say something.
01:08:29.000 That guy might be gay.
01:08:31.000 No, I think he's marrying a woman.
01:08:33.000 The guy with the mustache, I mean, that just spoke.
01:08:36.000 No, I think they both met at a sports bar called Hurley's during March Madness.
01:08:43.000 See, I just can't tell.
01:08:45.000 Your gaydar blows, my friend. 1.00
01:08:47.000 Gaydar is busted.
01:08:48.000 Your gaydar blows more than they do. 0.99
01:08:52.000 That doesn't make sense if they're straight.
01:08:55.000 It's great because then...
01:08:57.000 They know what they want.
01:08:59.000 Right. So that's my point.
01:09:00.000 Like, when I say gays are boring and I'm not phobic of them, that discussion about him finding his correct dress, like, if I'm sitting in a chair because my wife dragged me to that thing, I'm just, I wouldn't be able to not say, is any, like, shut up!
01:09:16.000 That is so boring!
01:09:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:09:20.000 This fat fuck quarterback finding a dress that makes him look like fucking Margot Kidder in 1978.
01:09:28.000 It's not happening, dude.
01:09:31.000 And I could hit the remote and for two hours I'll sit and watch Angle Iron being bent into a chair.
01:09:39.000 Yes. I'll watch that.
01:09:42.000 That's not boring.
01:09:43.000 That's great.
01:09:45.000 You're right.
01:09:46.000 It's boring as fuck.
01:09:48.000 We're not afraid.
01:09:50.000 We're not concerned.
01:09:51.000 We're not involved.
01:09:52.000 We're just bored with you.
01:09:54.000 And we don't hate you talking to your gay friend about your wedding dress.
01:09:58.000 And we don't want to stop it.
01:10:00.000 We don't want it to be illegal.
01:10:01.000 We just go, ew, that is both gay and retarded. 1.00
01:10:05.000 Get it out of my face.
01:10:07.000 Gay and retarded. 1.00
01:10:09.000 Meanwhile, you see a banister that is all one piece of wood where they've like steamed it.
01:10:18.000 And then with a hundred vices, bent it around this mold.
01:10:23.000 And you're like, that's one piece of wood?
01:10:27.000 You know, it's great.
01:10:28.000 I saw that one.
01:10:30.000 Oh, did you?
01:10:31.000 Yeah, the guys are like pushing it.
01:10:33.000 And then the clamps go on and they got to tighten it.
01:10:36.000 And it's not only got to go around, it's got to go around and up.
01:10:39.000 Like this has to be bent in a certain way.
01:10:41.000 And they have to do it in the house.
01:10:42.000 You're not going to be able to bring it in the house.
01:10:45.000 And I'm like, this is...
01:10:47.000 Amazing to watch.
01:10:49.000 Amazing! It's like man against physics and man against nature and we're like, fuck you, bitch. 0.97
01:10:55.000 I'm going to rip down your tree and then fuck you, physics. 1.00
01:10:58.000 I'm going to go there and it's not going to break.
01:11:00.000 I'm going to steam it to like 600 degrees.
01:11:03.000 I'm not even going to burn it.
01:11:05.000 I'm not going to use fire.
01:11:06.000 I'm going to use steam and then it's going to take days and the wood is just like, fuck, you got me!
01:11:15.000 And just crank some vices on that thing. 1.00
01:11:18.000 And the wood's like, ah!
01:11:20.000 Every day you walk down the stairs, you're just like, in your face, bitch. 1.00
01:11:25.000 Fuck you.
01:11:25.000 Fuck you.
01:11:26.000 I win.
01:11:26.000 Fuck you.
01:11:27.000 I'm the boss.
01:11:29.000 And watching those, it's not just like you're dope just watching things.
01:11:34.000 You start thinking, like, how did they come about knowing that if you steam wood like that?
01:11:40.000 Was it a natural occurrence by, like, a hot spring?
01:11:44.000 And they noticed, like, the dead tree was easily bent.
01:11:48.000 They went like, huh, maybe.
01:11:50.000 So it kind of gets your mind working as to how they came up with those things.
01:11:55.000 So, you know, that's not boring at all.
01:11:58.000 That's exciting.
01:11:59.000 And you start thinking, could I do that?
01:12:01.000 Am I good enough to do that?
01:12:03.000 I could take a course, maybe?
01:12:06.000 No, no.
01:12:07.000 But what if I went to, like, Italy or wherever they...
01:12:11.000 Do It or fucking Mississauga or Michigan and you work with guys for a year, then maybe you work under them.
01:12:17.000 Like when Daniel Day-Lewis went and became a cobbler in Italy.
01:12:22.000 You're always wondering, what if I became a master plumber and I worked under some guy where I didn't need the money?
01:12:28.000 I'd say, free for seven years if I can please work here.
01:12:31.000 You get your certificate.
01:12:32.000 And the other thing about men, too, is women have this vindictive jealousy that I think is natural. 1.00
01:12:40.000 You know, you hear about these birds that will go and destroy all the eggs in the other nests so they look more appealing to the male bird.
01:12:48.000 Those sluts, they got abortions all over their nests. 1.00
01:12:50.000 Come over here.
01:12:52.000 And I'm not faulting women for having this genetic trait, but we have the opposite. 1.00
01:12:56.000 We're like...
01:12:57.000 We want you to do better and get more birds and flourish so this will be more of a good bird community and I can raise my family here.
01:13:05.000 So when we see, like, Conor McGregor in a fucking Lamborghini yacht, we're like, that's awesome that he managed to work so hard fighting that he got that money together.
01:13:16.000 And there's his wife with her fucking double seatbelt on laughing her head off. 1.00
01:13:20.000 What a lucky bastard.
01:13:22.000 That's so cool.
01:13:25.000 And I don't think women understand that we, even when we're talking about the ice cream sandwiches to someone who works there, like say you meet someone on a plane and they're like, yeah, I build machines for frozen confectionaries. 0.87
01:13:37.000 Yeah, it's frozen.
01:13:39.000 And you're like, now how much are those?
01:13:41.000 And he's like, well...
01:13:43.000 Big factory, those run you like 220 grand, and then the problem is, so how many sandwiches do you have to sell to make your money back?
01:13:51.000 Oh, you're looking at six years.
01:13:53.000 Yeah, six years, but then it's all gravy after that.
01:13:55.000 Of course, repairs are a bitch. 1.00
01:13:57.000 Maintenance. And then they'll go, and we're running out of technicians who can fix these things, and now you start panicking.
01:14:04.000 You're like, how many do you have?
01:14:07.000 And they're like, we used to have hundreds.
01:14:08.000 Now there's a guy we've got to fly in from Toronto, and you're like, oh, fuck.
01:14:13.000 We're fucked on ice cream sandwiches.
01:14:15.000 We're running out of ice cream, men.
01:14:17.000 They can't fix the machines.
01:14:20.000 Yeah, we always want to improve it.
01:14:22.000 When guys tell other guys what they're up to, we always want to improve it.
01:14:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:14:27.000 Somehow, you're trying to figure out a way to just make it a little better.
01:14:30.000 And that's why things are great.
01:14:32.000 That's why machines have gotten amazing and they'll only keep getting more amazing.
01:14:37.000 And these things, like you say, you know...
01:14:39.000 Traits, male traits and female traits.
01:14:42.000 No one should ever feel bad about those traits because those are the basic building blocks of civilization, society, keeping your people going.
01:14:58.000 That's what it's for.
01:14:59.000 Trying to get in the way of that with modern...
01:15:04.000 Bullshit morality that isn't even real and women can do this and men can be this. 1.00
01:15:10.000 You're never going to be able to stop the juggernaut that is male and female traits that have been around forever. 0.87
01:15:19.000 And some people do.
01:15:21.000 They feel guilty for having that trait or telling someone like, sorry.
01:15:26.000 This is more suited to men.
01:15:28.000 And now you're a piece of shit.
01:15:30.000 And they say it's sexist if you can't watch Charlize Theron beat up 10 Russian mobsters in an action movie.
01:15:36.000 But I see it as like, they have this energy.
01:15:39.000 It's like the Ghostbusters fucking jetpacks.
01:15:42.000 And we have to harness that energy.
01:15:44.000 We can't cross the streams or everything blows up.
01:15:47.000 So the way you harness that energy is you marry a woman and you get this, she has a magic machine that makes babies. 0.97
01:15:53.000 So you get her in a house and you provide for her and don't let her get mad and try to divorce you.
01:15:59.000 And you make the babies and she has the house and she's making life, creating life, shaping life, keeping a nice home and stuff. 0.52
01:16:07.000 Now you have the fucking, it's like the Ghostbuster jail.
01:16:11.000 Right, right.
01:16:12.000 That firehouse.
01:16:13.000 So you come home to your house and it's like...
01:16:14.000 And the feminist is like the environmentalism guy who goes, you can't have this woman in here. 1.00
01:16:20.000 She's got to get out of the kitchen. 1.00
01:16:21.000 We got to get her.
01:16:22.000 And you're like, no, she cannot.
01:16:24.000 Trust me.
01:16:24.000 You do not want this.
01:16:25.000 You don't want to open that.
01:16:27.000 Yeah. I respect the power of the ghost.
01:16:32.000 And when you...
01:16:34.000 Unleash it into New York City.
01:16:35.000 What does it do?
01:16:36.000 It becomes a colostomy bag for men's cum at 4am. 0.77
01:16:40.000 Booty calls.
01:16:41.000 It writes hate watch articles about the Proud Boys because it's bitter that it has no kids.
01:16:47.000 It starts worshipping its dog.
01:16:50.000 Or sometimes it's chicken or it's fucking she makes little hats for its pet crab or her ferret. 1.00
01:16:57.000 Her ferret has like leather pants on and a fucking Mets hat and that's when Man, you let the cat out of the bag. 1.00
01:17:05.000 You wrecked her.
01:17:06.000 So I'm not saying women aren't cool enough to do man stuff. 0.99
01:17:09.000 I'm like, what we do isn't cool.
01:17:11.000 We do systems.
01:17:12.000 We set up a way where you can rent a U-Haul for 19 bucks an hour as long as you fill up the gas tank.
01:17:18.000 You don't want that.
01:17:19.000 You do your magic wizard shit and I'll keep you in the Ghostbusters thing where it won't hurt anyone.
01:17:25.000 Because when I let your powers loose on the world...
01:17:29.000 We get that AOC clip you just saw.
01:17:31.000 Yeah. Some dumb bitch making up rapist analogies and everyone giving her a standing ovation with equality on her fucking shirt. 1.00
01:17:39.000 Shut up. 0.95
01:17:40.000 Yeah. Men are about grids and women are like all over the place. 1.00
01:17:47.000 It's like, you know, and that's the way we should be.
01:17:51.000 And that's great.
01:17:51.000 Both of those are crucial to society.
01:17:55.000 I remember we played, we did mushrooms when I was a tree planter in the early 90s, and we played charades high out of our fucking minds in the woods, and it was a fascinating juxtaposition of guys going, first word, second word, sounds like, sounds like,
01:18:10.000 three, third letter, fourth word.
01:18:11.000 Right, right.
01:18:12.000 And the woman for Ghostbusters, they were like, Ghostbusters! 0.99
01:18:19.000 I think they beat us.
01:18:21.000 It has its place.
01:18:23.000 It has its place, yeah, in charades.
01:18:28.000 What did everyone in Canada have to do that tree planting stuff?
01:18:32.000 It was just a great way to make like 10 grand in two months.
01:18:38.000 You worked 10 hours a day, nine days on, one day off.
01:18:43.000 Holy shit!
01:18:45.000 It's in northern Canada, so there's so many bugs.
01:18:48.000 You put...
01:18:50.000 Mozilla oil all over yourself, which cooks you in the sun, obviously.
01:18:54.000 And then they drown.
01:18:55.000 Because the bug dope, there's not enough bug dope.
01:18:58.000 You die of cancer.
01:19:00.000 Holy shit!
01:19:00.000 So now you're covered in so many dead black flies, like the little gnats, that it looks like you're wearing fishnet stockings.
01:19:08.000 You're just like littered in it.
01:19:11.000 Hence the good pay, I guess.
01:19:13.000 Yeah. You'd get eight cents a tree, and that would become $10,000 somehow.
01:19:18.000 How long did it take?
01:19:20.000 Because I've seen some videos.
01:19:21.000 They plan them pretty quick.
01:19:23.000 If you, for some reason, black people were fucking insane, like mulattos, I would just watch them tear across the cutover. 1.00
01:19:32.000 I'm not saying there's some predisposition there to fieldwork, but wow, were they good.
01:19:38.000 But if you have your extractor, it extracts a little plug.
01:19:43.000 Right. You get a good pastry like step, boom, plug, chum.
01:19:46.000 Step, boom, plug, chum.
01:19:48.000 So you sort of walk slow like that, but you're getting eight cents as you do every step.
01:19:54.000 And you're just carrying these, like, tree shoots on you there?
01:19:58.000 Yeah, they're little seedlings, sapling things this big.
01:20:00.000 Like that?
01:20:00.000 And did you have to put it in a thing to put it in, or did you bend over each time?
01:20:04.000 Bend over each time.
01:20:06.000 Oh, my God!
01:20:06.000 Stick it in the hole you just made, and then with your boots, seal up the hole.
01:20:10.000 So that's a young person.
01:20:11.000 The lateral branch better be exposed, or it's going to die.
01:20:14.000 And then inspectors from the government would come, because the lumber people, the logging companies would have to pay.
01:20:22.000 A certain amount to have it replanted after they stripped it all.
01:20:26.000 Scarified it.
01:20:27.000 So the government would come in and of course your first reviews would be like 5%.
01:20:33.000 Like you're losing your deposit and you need a 65 to pass or something.
01:20:39.000 And then incrementally you'd coincidentally be getting better and better.
01:20:42.000 It was all a big game.
01:20:43.000 I don't even think they would even look.
01:20:44.000 It's government fucking employees.
01:20:46.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:20:47.000 You'd always squeeze by a passing grade at the end.
01:20:51.000 And then the contractor would get his money and you would get your checks.
01:20:55.000 It's another thing about white Western men.
01:20:59.000 Just, you know, hey, we could strip the whole forest and just fuck it.
01:21:03.000 We'll move somewhere else.
01:21:04.000 Hope there's trees there.
01:21:06.000 But to come up with the idea that to have such a foresight to go, yeah, well, in many, many years.
01:21:15.000 When these trees are grown, we'll be able to use them for wood.
01:21:19.000 And we've been doing this for many, many years.
01:21:21.000 So if we could all keep it balanced and harvest trees at the same rate we're planting and we'll always have wood, it takes such an amazing foresight to even think you'll have people in years to come that will do the same thing that you're doing now.
01:21:39.000 So always looking and being very confident.
01:21:44.000 Of your place in civilization.
01:21:46.000 And it's still going to be there.
01:21:48.000 Systems. That's, sorry, white men, we just got, and I don't know why we're the bad guys. 0.94
01:21:54.000 It's like, oh, you're a white supremacist.
01:21:55.000 No, we're beavers.
01:21:57.000 We're woodchucks.
01:21:58.000 Right. We're good at one, you're good at like jazz, basketball, like lots of cool stuff.
01:22:06.000 Yeah. You should be, ours aren't very cool.
01:22:09.000 I'm just a little guy, like just making a little, a building.
01:22:13.000 Putting the bricks there.
01:22:15.000 Getting the right mortar.
01:22:16.000 Right, right.
01:22:18.000 This is not a Zeke Heil KKK type of thing I'm doing here.
01:22:21.000 I'm not getting pussy. 0.99
01:22:23.000 You're in music.
01:22:24.000 You're the guy getting all the pussies. 0.99
01:22:25.000 I mean, we had fucking hair bands for a little while.
01:22:28.000 How big does the foundation have to be in order for the building to be so high?
01:22:33.000 You know, figuring all that out isn't really cool.
01:22:36.000 It's cool to watch.
01:22:37.000 I watch those shows and everything.
01:22:39.000 But, you know, it's probably cooler.
01:22:42.000 To do something a little more artistic or something a little more, I don't know, vague.
01:22:49.000 Even all this political stuff, actually you see it in space travel and you see it in politics.
01:22:55.000 Oh, only white men can be politicians. 0.81
01:22:57.000 Why not Slavey Crockett?
01:22:59.000 And you're like, well, it is a system at the end of the day.
01:23:03.000 It's a system.
01:23:05.000 What's that game you used to play where you'd build a city?
01:23:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:23:10.000 SimCity or...
01:23:12.000 Yeah, you have to build a city and make it work.
01:23:14.000 I'll put the factories here and then if it's downwind too much from the stench of the factories, the value of these homes is going to go down.
01:23:22.000 So there'll be cheaper housing there.
01:23:24.000 And then these places have...
01:23:26.000 But if I put too many people in the nice houses, then there'll be nowhere for there to be stores and stuff.
01:23:30.000 Yeah, that's exactly how it works.
01:23:33.000 It's not cool.
01:23:34.000 To be the mayor of a town.
01:23:36.000 But it's very important to do it properly and do it right.
01:23:40.000 You don't want to put the wrong people in there that don't know how to work systems and they see something come across and they want to take a little bit of it and put it in their pocket.
01:23:50.000 We've got to remember this is a free episode.
01:23:52.000 And of course, Anthony, there's exceptions to every general pattern here.
01:23:58.000 And there's people who are incredible.
01:24:00.000 There's a black Filipino woman with AIDS in a wheelchair who is way better at systems than the best white guy on earth!
01:24:09.000 Amazing. The exception to the rule.
01:24:12.000 Sure! But you're allowed, when looking at 8.5 billion people, you're allowed to glean some patterns there.
01:24:20.000 It's hard not to.
01:24:21.000 We could look at some patterns.
01:24:22.000 We could look at things that are just...
01:24:24.000 Parts of, I don't know, nature.
01:24:26.000 Like the male and female and their attributes.
01:24:30.000 And yeah, some things are just the way they are.
01:24:33.000 And there's no real trying to explain it or force that square peg into that round hole.
01:24:39.000 Let's just go with the flow.
01:24:42.000 Keep it open for the exceptions, but generally harness the power of the pattern.
01:24:48.000 That's all we're trying to do.
01:24:49.000 And you think, when you say first Native American astronaut, you think we're doing that old, well, well, well. 0.96
01:24:57.000 Looks like we got us a squastronaut.
01:25:02.000 Not on my watch, Maggie Longclaws. 1.00
01:25:05.000 You get back to the teepee where you belong.
01:25:07.000 But I have a PhD in physics and I won the Fields Medal.
01:25:11.000 I won the Fields Medal.
01:25:15.000 That's not a thing, folks.
01:25:18.000 Sorry. It's not impressive to be the first.
01:25:21.000 No, that isn't what has kept people from pursuing some of these amazing jobs like in the aerospace industry and whatnot.
01:25:28.000 Yeah, it's not the person at the door just making fun of your race or religion or color and chasing you away, chasing this unbelievably qualified person out the door.
01:25:41.000 Well, it also goes back to them, all these other people assuming that the boss cares about you.
01:25:48.000 The boss is hard at work, whether to try to make a profit or trying to get someone into fucking space, and they go, we have a new person to fill that role for the solar panels, and you're like, okay, what's her name?
01:25:59.000 Maggie Longcloth.
01:25:59.000 Oh, Native American?
01:26:00.000 Okay. So tell her she starts on Friday.
01:26:05.000 I presume she's been vetted, probably.
01:26:07.000 Yeah, yeah, looks great.
01:26:08.000 Won the Fields Medal.
01:26:08.000 Oh, fuck, okay.
01:26:11.000 Give that to Mark, by the way.
01:26:12.000 That's got to get out there, like, within an hour.
01:26:15.000 Yeah, that's exactly it.
01:26:20.000 Well, looky here.
01:26:23.000 Oh, someone had some schooling.
01:26:26.000 Well, yeah, that didn't happen.
01:26:31.000 I mean, I'm sure it occurred.
01:26:33.000 We want to go back seven years.
01:26:36.000 Sure. I would assume somewhere hilarity like that was going on.
01:26:42.000 Yeah. It's every fucking movie and whether they do it for the mail sorters in World War II or the hidden figures and they go back into the 60s or they just do it like an hour ago where there's like some fucking asshole cop in some small town.
01:27:00.000 Remember that one we talked about where the awesome black dude shows up on his bike to bail his nephew in jail?
01:27:04.000 Yeah, it was like Rambo.
01:27:05.000 It was like Black Rambo. 0.96
01:27:06.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:27:08.000 And it's like, well, well, well.
01:27:10.000 Well, someone thinks they can bail out the nephew.
01:27:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:27:15.000 What you doing in our nice town here, boy?
01:27:20.000 Yeah, I come to bail my nephew out.
01:27:24.000 I have the funds necessary to...
01:27:27.000 Yeah, what?
01:27:29.000 Oh, funds necessary.
01:27:30.000 Well, you're educated, boy, ain't you?
01:27:36.000 Yeah, I just don't think a lot of that is going on today.
01:27:40.000 Sorry. Your failures...
01:27:42.000 It's 2025.
01:27:43.000 Your failures are your fault.
01:27:45.000 There you go.
01:27:46.000 And you can't tell me about generational wealth and systemic this, systemic that.
01:27:50.000 Nope. You definitely had an argument before Martin Luther King was killed, but from like the...
01:27:56.000 What do they call the dead poets?
01:27:59.000 And that white is on the moon!
01:28:01.000 All the way up to like drill rap today.
01:28:04.000 We're all struggling, buddy.
01:28:07.000 So if you suck, you fucked up. 0.86
01:28:09.000 Sorry. If you suck, you fucked up.
01:28:11.000 I like that.
01:28:12.000 Yes. I'm going to have that on my Ant-Man shirts in the future.
01:28:18.000 Gavin, another banger of a show.
01:28:21.000 Always a pleasure to sit down and chit-chat with the great Mr. Gavin McInnes.
01:28:26.000 Tomorrow, people can catch you on your cop show.
01:28:29.000 Cop shows tomorrow, yep.
01:28:32.000 I'm also doing a weird thing with Michael Moynihan.
01:28:34.000 Anyway, I'll tell you about that later.
01:28:36.000 I don't know when it's going to air.
01:28:37.000 And then Friday, we're on the plane, headed to the trunk show, meet and greet.
01:28:43.000 And then Saturday, believe it or not, it is literally a comedy show.
01:28:48.000 That's not a joke.
01:28:48.000 It's not a Nazi recruitment rally.
01:28:51.000 Sorry, Samantha Bosa.
01:28:53.000 Fucking bitch. 1.00
01:28:54.000 Ugh. Disgusting.
01:28:57.000 Alright. Have a great rest of your day.
01:29:01.000 I will be right back here tomorrow at 4.30pm Eastern Time.
01:29:07.000 Join us then, won't you?
01:29:08.000 Gav? People watching?
01:29:11.000 Arrivederci until mañana.