Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 30, 2024


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In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the are joined by their good friend Kevin. The boys discuss how to deal with the cold in this episode and Kevin shares a story about how he almost got run over by a car. They also talk about some of the worst things they've ever said to each other and how they got their nicknames from their parents. And, of course, there's a lot of stories about how they grew up in the 70's and 80's. Don't miss it! Happy New Year and Happy Holidays from The Family! If you haven't done so already, please take a minute to leave us a rating and a review on Apple Podcasts and/or wherever else you get your content. We'll be looking over the best ones and giving you the best reviews in the next few weeks. Thank you so much for all your support and we'll see you next week! Cheers, Kevin and Ryan XOXO, Kevin & Matty - The Crew at The Crew Logo by Courtney DeKorte Music by Jeff Kaale ( ) Produced by Matt Knott ( ) and Matt Knapp ( ) Music by Will Witwer ( ) Additional Compositions by Ben Koppel ( ) Art by James Rocha ( ) & Jake Williams ( ) Thank you for all the support we've gotten so far this year, and thanks for listening to the podcast so far! and all the hard work you've given us the chance to make us a chance to be featured on the next week's episode of the podcast. and we hope you enjoy the next episode, we really appreciate the feedback we get back in the podcast next week. Thank you guys! - Thank you to all the feedback and support us in the coming in next week and next week, and we can't wait to hear back from you all of the feedback, we'll get back next week with more of your support next week for the rest of the episodes we'll hear from you in the rest in January and the rest we'll send you all the love we get in March and all of your feedback we can do you'll hear you'll get more of you'll see more of the good vibes in the good reviews we get through all the good stuff we can send us out in the mail, and all that's coming out next week - thank you, bye!

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00:00:00.000 - Here we are.
00:00:24.000 There we is!
00:00:27.000 Kevin!
00:00:28.000 Hey.
00:00:28.000 Hello, sir.
00:00:29.000 Yo.
00:00:30.000 How are you?
00:00:33.000 I'm freezing.
00:00:33.000 We can't seem to get the heat on in this studio.
00:00:36.000 Oh, no.
00:00:37.000 I was wondering.
00:00:38.000 Yeah.
00:00:39.000 It's getting a little brisk down here, hence the long-sleeved flannel.
00:00:43.000 I've delved into my 90s attire and put this on.
00:00:48.000 But you are bundled up, sir.
00:00:50.000 I'm also too cheap to call.
00:00:51.000 I mean, Ryan and I said, let's see how long we can go.
00:00:54.000 Maybe there'll be snow in here in January.
00:00:57.000 It's hard to type when your hands are freezing.
00:01:01.000 Yeah, so there hasn't been heat for like the whole time you've been in that place? 0.71
00:01:05.000 Yeah, it's a dumb competition that no one recognizes and I'm about to throw in the towel.
00:01:11.000 Yeah, I would probably do that. 0.52
00:01:14.000 What do you do?
00:01:15.000 You call up the guy?
00:01:16.000 I used to be the guy.
00:01:18.000 I was hoping you could come down.
00:01:20.000 Well, maybe you can help.
00:01:21.000 That's never going to happen.
00:01:23.000 This will make for some great TV, but maybe you can help.
00:01:26.000 So the AC comes on, no problem, lickety-split.
00:01:29.000 But then when we switch it to heat, dead.
00:01:32.000 So the fan works and the AC works, but that's not the same machine as the heater?
00:01:38.000 Depends if you got like gas-fired furnace or if it's water, hot water coil in there.
00:01:46.000 You know, it could be a gas problem if it's gas-fired.
00:01:50.000 Do you have a gas bill?
00:01:51.000 Have you paid your gas bill?
00:01:53.000 Oh, that's a good point.
00:01:54.000 Maybe we don't have a bill paid.
00:01:57.000 There it is.
00:01:58.000 Yeah.
00:01:58.000 Could be a bill.
00:02:00.000 Make sure you don't get one of those fucking AC guys that come out there and then they say that you need something and you really don't. 0.99
00:02:08.000 You've seen that clip, right? 1.00
00:02:09.000 The only guy that failed the test was a black guy.
00:02:12.000 Yeah, I did see that. 0.94
00:02:14.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:14.000 We got a guy.
00:02:15.000 I got a guy, Miami Mike.
00:02:17.000 He'll do it.
00:02:18.000 He's Matty's cousin.
00:02:19.000 He sounds like a good guy.
00:02:20.000 A dear friend of ours.
00:02:22.000 Yeah, everyone has guys.
00:02:23.000 In fact, at our age, it's easier to list people you don't have a guy for.
00:02:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:32.000 You need a guy when you have... 0.90
00:02:34.000 You own a house. 1.00
00:02:36.000 You're not like full of piss and vinegar like when you first were young and you got a house and you're up on the ladder and you're doing shit. 0.99
00:02:44.000 You gotta get a guy. 0.99
00:02:45.000 It's not a thing you do by yourself anymore.
00:02:48.000 Well, you do it and you don't like it.
00:02:50.000 You fix the deck and it's bothering you that it's not level.
00:02:53.000 And then you realize, I saved what?
00:02:55.000 Like $1,300.
00:02:56.000 I killed my resale value like $3,000.
00:03:00.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:03:01.000 So that was stupid. 1.00
00:03:02.000 That's true. 1.00
00:03:03.000 Right. 1.00
00:03:04.000 You fucked up. 1.00
00:03:05.000 Now the inspector will come and be like, yeah, this deck is fucked. 1.00
00:03:08.000 And now you got to pay for that. 0.99
00:03:10.000 And then it comes off the cost of the house if you sell it.
00:03:14.000 Or that nice couple who comes by. 1.00
00:03:16.000 They just look and they go, well, that deck looks like shit. 1.00
00:03:19.000 I bet the rest of the house is poorly built, too. 1.00
00:03:22.000 Let's...
00:03:23.000 Let's take our second chance. 1.00
00:03:24.000 You're being penny wise and dollar foolish. 0.99
00:03:27.000 Yes. 0.99
00:03:27.000 I remember that one. 0.99
00:03:29.000 My mom had a bunch of those sayings. 0.99
00:03:32.000 You're being nigger rich. 1.00
00:03:34.000 Well, not quite that one. 0.99
00:03:35.000 That was my dad's.
00:03:36.000 But Pennywise and Dollar Foolish was a big one.
00:03:40.000 And I never even understood what that meant.
00:03:42.000 And now, thank God, I don't have to even care about what it means.
00:03:47.000 I never heard a colloquialism said.
00:03:50.000 They're always screamed.
00:03:51.000 Like I'd be coming back in the car with too many bags of groceries and my dad would go, Ach, dude, have a lazy man's button!
00:04:00.000 Or...
00:04:02.000 Yeah, Lazy Man's burden was big.
00:04:03.000 Or then he would just make up his own that he got from a commercial.
00:04:06.000 So I remember being like, oh great, so I'm grounded then for the rest of the week.
00:04:09.000 And he goes, you got it, Pontiac!
00:04:14.000 He's stealing it from a Pontiac commercial.
00:04:17.000 I've never had that yelled at me.
00:04:19.000 I still have a huge diversion of those cars just from him.
00:04:23.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:24.000 The other one was, the money's burning a hole in your pocket.
00:04:28.000 My mother would say that. 0.98
00:04:29.000 My dad would say the nigger rich thing. 1.00
00:04:32.000 But my mom would say, your money burns a hole in your pocket. 0.98
00:04:35.000 Why don't you put it away?
00:04:36.000 It's like, it's $3.
00:04:39.000 Yeah, I'm eight. 0.99
00:04:40.000 You know, even in the 70s, Three dollars is still, it's just three fucking dollars. 0.99
00:04:45.000 Oh yeah, I'll put this in my big bank account and save up for a fucking Porsche. 0.99
00:04:51.000 Invest. 1.00
00:04:51.000 Of course I'm going to spend it on Hubba Bubba bubblegum and a little toy piece of shit that'll break in an hour. 1.00
00:04:59.000 But yeah, I'm a big saver. 1.00
00:05:02.000 I'm fucking Rockefeller. 0.99
00:05:03.000 Plus, I get the money. 0.99
00:05:04.000 You give me the five bucks on Friday.
00:05:06.000 Monday's a wash.
00:05:08.000 Like, what am I going to do on Monday?
00:05:09.000 I can't go out.
00:05:10.000 So this has to be enjoyed this weekend.
00:05:12.000 Because I'm not really able to party until Friday.
00:05:15.000 And then you give me five more bucks.
00:05:16.000 So this is going...
00:05:17.000 The best hope is Friday, Saturday.
00:05:20.000 But I'm probably going to go to Max Milk.
00:05:22.000 I'm probably going to get a Mad Magazine.
00:05:25.000 I'm probably going to get...
00:05:26.000 Like, we would have a whole... 0.99
00:05:28.000 Feast for the first sleepover with a bucket with ice and soda pop and fucking Twizzlers and Maltesers. 0.99
00:05:36.000 And then just watch TV, Friday night videos. 1.00
00:05:39.000 Just live like kings.
00:05:41.000 Yeah, that was great.
00:05:42.000 Remember you would talk to a guy and be like, how much are these?
00:05:44.000 And how much are these?
00:05:45.000 And he'd be like, 84 cents.
00:05:47.000 Those are 35.
00:05:48.000 How much are these?
00:05:51.000 Because you got it right to $4.99.
00:05:54.000 You spend everything.
00:05:56.000 Now you like counting in your hand?
00:05:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:59.000 I think I have that.
00:06:01.000 Oh, yes.
00:06:02.000 It was easiest just to go there, right?
00:06:04.000 Get a Mad Magazine and some Twiddlers, buy that, and then you get your change, and then buy something else.
00:06:10.000 Just keep getting your change.
00:06:12.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:06:13.000 Keep getting your change and then you realize you could get something else. 1.00
00:06:17.000 What a pain in the ass for the guy behind the counter. 0.99
00:06:21.000 His profits for the whole exchange were like 30 cents maybe. 0.98
00:06:26.000 You know, it was pretty amazing though that we actually knew what the change was because nowadays I don't think anyone even knows What changes?
00:06:37.000 You go to any store or fast food place, they don't know how to ring up something.
00:06:43.000 They don't know when you give them $2 and how to give you change back.
00:06:52.000 It's a lost art math.
00:06:54.000 Or that whole thing of you give them an extra $10 so they don't have to break your money.
00:06:59.000 Right.
00:07:01.000 Because they're like, why'd you give me $40?
00:07:02.000 Right.
00:07:03.000 The bill is only 29.
00:07:07.000 There's no explaining it either.
00:07:08.000 I want less bills in my wallet because they're big and annoying.
00:07:13.000 It goes right through their head. 1.00
00:07:16.000 They don't hear a fucking thing. 0.99
00:07:18.000 You know what I've started doing with actual change? 0.99
00:07:20.000 I'll take the quarters, put them aside for the parking meter or whatever, so that goes in the car, and then dimes, nickels, fling them to the wind.
00:07:31.000 I've been doing that for decades.
00:07:33.000 Really?
00:07:34.000 Like, I think since I signed my contract with WNEW Radio back in 2000, somewhere around that, I haven't seen hide nor hair of a nickel, a dime, or a penny in my house.
00:07:48.000 Quarters I need, I keep them in the cup holder in the car for, you know, if you need air in a tire or something like that. 0.98
00:07:55.000 But yeah, when I leave and someone gives me change, first of all, It fucking scratches your phone. 0.94
00:08:01.000 If you put your phone in your pocket and then changes in there, it scratches up your phone. 0.98
00:08:07.000 I can't have that.
00:08:09.000 So I take it.
00:08:09.000 Can't have that.
00:08:10.000 Sometimes I'll stack it up.
00:08:12.000 If I'm leaving CVS, I'll stack it up.
00:08:15.000 And sometimes with this, even quarters.
00:08:17.000 I'll just do that and I'll plop it on a shelf with some goods on there.
00:08:22.000 I'm thinking maybe a kid will see it and he'll be all happy that he got some change.
00:08:26.000 Other than that though, as I'm walking out of the store, I just go...
00:08:31.000 Here you go, bums. 0.99
00:08:34.000 Did you hear about these women? 0.95
00:08:36.000 They've been putting like 20 bucks in baby formula.
00:08:40.000 Because they know how expensive it is and how hard it is for single mothers to survive and they're all poor. 0.90
00:08:46.000 Because they have this like dust bowl view of American poverty with that woman, you know that black and white photo. 0.91
00:08:52.000 The grapes of rap.
00:08:53.000 The grapes of rap. 0.99
00:08:54.000 Meanwhile, it's like the grapes of rap and she's fucking listening to Cardi B at home. 0.98
00:09:00.000 But junkies love baby formula because it resells so well. 0.99
00:09:07.000 Really?
00:09:07.000 Yeah, the junkies are stealing the baby formula, ladies.
00:09:10.000 And then they're going, what the fuck? 1.00
00:09:12.000 Or like, yo, what the fuck? 1.00
00:09:14.000 There's 20 bucks in this fucking thing. 1.00
00:09:17.000 Which makes them want to steal it more. 1.00
00:09:19.000 Right.
00:09:20.000 So now it's like the bonus thing to steal.
00:09:23.000 Get the 20 bucks.
00:09:24.000 I didn't know that.
00:09:26.000 Because you hear, you know, AOC was big on saying they need baby formula and bread.
00:09:31.000 That's why they're stealing things like that. 0.57
00:09:33.000 But oh, they resell it because it's got a good resale, black market resale value.
00:09:40.000 Yeah, they steal it for crack.
00:09:41.000 And they don't steal bread.
00:09:43.000 You've seen the videos.
00:09:44.000 When was the last time you saw them running out like...
00:09:47.000 With things of bread.
00:09:50.000 A big loaf of Wonder Bread. 1.00
00:09:53.000 It's always the dumbest shit. 1.00
00:09:55.000 It's like paper towels, fucking RC Cola. 1.00
00:10:00.000 It's all shit that's $1.78, you fucking losers. 1.00
00:10:05.000 And they just... 1.00
00:10:06.000 Well, I didn't know that Coke was cut with baby laxative.
00:10:11.000 So they would steal things like baby laxative. 0.99
00:10:14.000 And you're like, what the fuck would you... 1.00
00:10:16.000 Oh, so you could cut the fucking Coke and sell that. 1.00
00:10:20.000 Yeah, we used to get Pavlovian shits at this bar called Blue in Williamsburg. 1.00
00:10:26.000 Because every Friday after work, we would go down there at like 7 and start the weekend with a bag of shitty Coke. 0.97
00:10:34.000 And it got to the point where my well-trained bowels would start rumbling, like, as when it saw the bar sign blue.
00:10:43.000 That was like, uh-oh. 0.99
00:10:45.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:10:46.000 Like when you're driving home and you have to take a shit, and then right when you get out of the car to get to your door, your body just knows. 1.00
00:10:53.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:10:54.000 All of a sudden, it floods torpedo tube number two.
00:10:57.000 Like, it knows it's coming.
00:11:00.000 It got to the point where we would go into the bathroom and have explosive diarrhea before the coke guy got there. 0.99
00:11:07.000 Coke would make you shit. 0.99
00:11:09.000 Like, that is a... 1.00
00:11:11.000 You do... 1.00
00:11:12.000 Coke, you will take a shit. 1.00
00:11:14.000 Yeah, New York City Coke. 1.00
00:11:16.000 It smells like nail polish remover.
00:11:18.000 So much so that if you walk by a nail salon, it, like, reminds you of parties in New York. 1.00
00:11:23.000 It burns your nose to the point where you look like fucking... 1.00
00:11:28.000 Holy shit. 1.00
00:11:29.000 Artie Lang. 1.00
00:11:29.000 Artie. 1.00
00:11:30.000 You have no...
00:11:31.000 Yeah.
00:11:31.000 Nothing in there anymore.
00:11:33.000 The pushed-in nose.
00:11:34.000 I was talking to the guy who did these tattoos, and he's like...
00:11:37.000 Yes, man.
00:11:37.000 I was really bad.
00:11:38.000 I was really bad.
00:11:39.000 I was doing like a gram a day and like half a bottle to a bottle of Jack every day. 0.99
00:11:44.000 And I was like, holy shit. 0.99
00:11:46.000 But it's good. 0.99
00:11:47.000 When you get to be old, you know guys who sell coke, who don't cut it, like mafia guys who are like 60 years old and they don't want you to give their phone number to anyone.
00:11:58.000 They have their clients and their clients are also like 60.
00:12:03.000 That's a whole other world of drug dealing.
00:12:05.000 We are not accepting new patients.
00:12:06.000 Right.
00:12:06.000 Yeah.
00:12:06.000 That's not the street shit.
00:12:08.000 That's like a guy who has his 13 guys, and they're all above 50, and they just buy an eight ball. 0.99
00:12:15.000 And it sits in a little urn in their living room with a little spoon.
00:12:20.000 Yeah, because half a gram a day isn't that much at all.
00:12:23.000 That's not like a crazy cokehead, right? 1.00
00:12:26.000 Yeah, I guess so.
00:12:27.000 Maybe it was more than that.
00:12:28.000 But yeah, you're right.
00:12:29.000 Unless you're...
00:12:31.000 Because here's the thing.
00:12:32.000 I'm sure if you have an eight ball in an urn and you're doing a half a gram a day, you're a social coke guy.
00:12:41.000 But there's no such thing.
00:12:45.000 That's a unicorn. 1.00
00:12:46.000 It's a fucking dragon. 1.00
00:12:48.000 If you have coke... 1.00
00:12:50.000 You will keep doing it until it is all gone without taking a break.
00:12:55.000 So there's no, like, oh, I only do a half a gram a day, and then I go, that's enough Coke for tonight.
00:13:01.000 No one's ever said that's enough Coke for tonight.
00:13:04.000 Correct.
00:13:04.000 There's no one with a beautiful, and I thought, I go, when I was super young, I was like, I bet when I'm old and I have my own apartment and shit, I'll have, like, a thing of heroin, a thing of Coke, a thing of weed, and that'll be, like, in my bar with all my, no, dude.
00:13:19.000 The thing of Coke would be empty, and two days would have gone by. 1.00
00:13:23.000 And you'd look like shit. 1.00
00:13:24.000 It doesn't work that way. 1.00
00:13:26.000 And then when you run out of Coke for the night, the rest of the night is dedicated to trying to find more Coke.
00:13:31.000 Right, yeah.
00:13:32.000 So, you know, you're not saving it.
00:13:35.000 That's why I always said, I go, the one thing you'll never hear, where's the rest of that Coke from last night?
00:13:41.000 Yeah.
00:13:44.000 Although, I gotta say, I think I've bumped into one or two guys in my life where you're like, you want to do a toot?
00:13:50.000 And he's like, oh, I'm good, man. 0.99
00:13:53.000 I gotta hit the A. I gotta do a bunch of shit tomorrow. 1.00
00:13:55.000 Wow. 0.99
00:13:56.000 That's some discipline right there.
00:13:58.000 Even with booze.
00:13:59.000 You know those guys?
00:14:00.000 They're like, want to do a shot?
00:14:02.000 Nah, I should probably wrap it up.
00:14:03.000 I'm gonna head back.
00:14:05.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:06.000 No shots for you.
00:14:08.000 Got it.
00:14:08.000 The only thing that...
00:14:10.000 The only reason I do that now is because they took a saw to my breastbone. 0.83
00:14:18.000 See, if it wasn't for that, I would do the shot. 0.68
00:14:22.000 Yes. 0.94
00:14:22.000 But, you know. 0.94
00:14:25.000 That would be bad.
00:14:26.000 Hey, I just remembered today's a free episode, or at least some of it is free.
00:14:31.000 Would you mind if I spoke briefly about my favorite pre-workout, Purple Works Nutrition?
00:14:36.000 Purple Works Nutrition? 0.98
00:14:37.000 Of course!
00:14:39.000 Talk about it, Gavin. 0.98
00:14:40.000 It's a way to rape yourself into going to the gym. 0.88
00:14:43.000 You don't feel like going there. 0.99
00:14:44.000 You have some of this new shit, the purple stuff, Invictus, I think it's called. 0.98
00:14:50.000 Uh, I take it every morning. 0.99
00:14:52.000 I took it today, was in there, hitting the pads like a ninja.
00:14:56.000 You use the promo code GAVIN, you get 20% off.
00:15:00.000 And the reason I say rape is because it gives you these little tingles in your arms and hands, and the only way to get rid of them is to exercise.
00:15:08.000 So if you were to take it and then just go to work, you'd feel like you have ants in your pants.
00:15:13.000 It's highly irritating.
00:15:15.000 Not highly irritant, but you know what I mean?
00:15:17.000 It's like taking a coffee and going to bed.
00:15:19.000 There is a fair amount of caffeine, as you should be aware of that.
00:15:22.000 So, yeah, it's gotten me to drink less, too, and party less, because I know I'm going to force myself to go to the gym the next day.
00:15:30.000 There it is, Invictus.
00:15:32.000 Purple stuff.
00:15:32.000 So I don't want to be hungover there.
00:15:34.000 So it doesn't just like help you build muscles and help you work out.
00:15:38.000 It helps you improve your life because it's like hiring a personal trainer to drag you out of bed and drag you to the gym.
00:15:47.000 $34.99, 15% off, promo code GAVIN at purpleworksnutrition.com.
00:15:53.000 I even warmed up talking about it.
00:15:55.000 How about that?
00:15:55.000 Interesting little concept there.
00:15:58.000 Yeah.
00:15:59.000 Yeah.
00:15:59.000 Well, that was what Tom Shalhoub said to me once.
00:16:01.000 He goes, dude, you have to try not beating off. 1.00
00:16:04.000 It makes you rape your wife. 1.00
00:16:09.000 And it does make you sort of get to the point where you're like... 1.00
00:16:13.000 Say it's been 10 days.
00:16:15.000 You're sort of like, this isn't up to me.
00:16:17.000 Well, that makes sense.
00:16:19.000 The second you're done, you don't even think about sex or anything like that.
00:16:26.000 So there he is.
00:16:29.000 Look at that picture.
00:16:30.000 You don't think about sex either.
00:16:32.000 Wow.
00:16:33.000 That might help me last, actually, if I pin that to the bed.
00:16:36.000 Just put that on the headboard and go to town.
00:16:39.000 You'd be a champ. 0.56
00:16:43.000 Yeah, you know, you don't want to have anything to do with sex or, you know, anything like that once you're finished.
00:16:49.000 So, yeah, that makes sense.
00:16:50.000 You build up and you're thinking about it and then your wife is there and she's the receptacle, whatever you want to call her.
00:16:58.000 It makes you nicer to her, too.
00:17:01.000 Yeah?
00:17:01.000 Yeah.
00:17:02.000 It's just better all around.
00:17:03.000 I don't know.
00:17:04.000 Although, you know, you've reduced your water intake to one spigot, so you can get pretty fucking dehydrated if she's going away or something like that.
00:17:14.000 Oh, okay. 0.59
00:17:15.000 That gets pretty tough.
00:17:16.000 And I think a lot of older women, they're like, why don't you just beat off? 1.00
00:17:20.000 You're not supposed to encourage your significant other to wank.
00:17:24.000 They've just, you know, kind of...
00:17:27.000 Relegated themselves to the truth that it's over, Johnny.
00:17:31.000 Yeah.
00:17:32.000 They just don't want it anymore.
00:17:34.000 Yeah.
00:17:35.000 It's not over till I say it's over.
00:17:37.000 Yeah.
00:17:39.000 That's a tough one for, you know, I remember the controversy when Viagra came out.
00:17:45.000 And it's like, yeah, you get a bunch of guys that now want to have sex again, but the women aren't ready for it. 0.94
00:17:51.000 Yeah.
00:17:52.000 They don't want it.
00:17:53.000 There's no pill that they could take that all of a sudden...
00:17:55.000 And they've, you know, things are probably not in the working order that they were in when they first met.
00:18:04.000 She's, you know, the grounds are unkempt.
00:18:07.000 The shutters are falling off the windows.
00:18:10.000 Things like that.
00:18:11.000 Broken window theory.
00:18:13.000 And this guy's, you know, using a door that hasn't been utilized.
00:18:17.000 Well, Roseanne said that to me. 1.00
00:18:19.000 She wasn't talking to me, but she's like, these old men with their Viagra and their blue chew and all this shit, get your fucking dick out of our faces. 1.00
00:18:28.000 We're not interested. 1.00
00:18:29.000 Wow!
00:18:29.000 Yeah.
00:18:30.000 And I was like, I'm not on Viagra.
00:18:31.000 I'm horny.
00:18:32.000 I can't get laid? 0.99
00:18:33.000 What am I, chopped liver?
00:18:35.000 That's why guys go after younger girls, too. 0.99
00:18:39.000 It's one of those things.
00:18:40.000 You just kind of go, I don't even think she wants. 1.00
00:18:44.000 If you get a woman who's going through menopause in her 50s, 60s, whatever, they're not excited that your dick is out. 0.99
00:18:56.000 They're not getting undressed in the room and looking and going, oh, you're breathing heavy and freaking out that this is awesome. 1.00
00:19:03.000 No, she's laying down like it's a fucking pap smear. 1.00
00:19:09.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:19:10.000 Yeah, don't remind me.
00:19:11.000 They don't want it. 1.00
00:19:12.000 Fuck me. 1.00
00:19:14.000 Those commercials with the old bats, when they're like, I take whatever drug it is, and they go, I'm in my 70s, and these are the best years of my life. 1.00
00:19:25.000 What kind of horrid life could you have possibly had that 70 is now where you're peaking?
00:19:33.000 Didn't steroids make you hornier? 0.99
00:19:36.000 Weren't you randy?
00:19:36.000 You don't take roids anymore, do you?
00:19:39.000 No, I'm looking for another way to take them.
00:19:44.000 The injections, I don't know if they had anything to do with my heart issues, but I don't want to have to go through that.
00:19:55.000 And there are other delivery methods that are a little better than the injections. 0.96
00:20:01.000 And I was on a fuckload.
00:20:04.000 I should have taken it down a little bit, but when I went to the doctor, he's like, you want to reduce the dosage? 0.74
00:20:12.000 I'm like, you know what?
00:20:13.000 Let's just stick with it.
00:20:15.000 I'm kind of starting to feel it. 0.92
00:20:16.000 Meanwhile, I was just a madman. 0.99
00:20:20.000 It was fucking crazy. 0.99
00:20:21.000 Did it affect your body? 0.99
00:20:23.000 Did you get better muscles?
00:20:24.000 Because you weren't working out, right?
00:20:26.000 Yeah.
00:20:27.000 A little bit.
00:20:28.000 Not a lot. 0.96
00:20:29.000 Not like I was beforehand when I just had my trainer and shit. 0.52
00:20:35.000 COVID kind of, you know, the trainer thing ended and didn't pick back up. 0.65
00:20:39.000 But yeah, you know, you don't have to really exercise. 0.99
00:20:44.000 You got to move around and shit. 1.00
00:20:45.000 You can't eat like an asshole. 1.00
00:20:48.000 But yeah, it's everything they said it is. 1.00
00:20:51.000 It's fucking crazy, but I think it is really detrimental to your, maybe in your 20s and 30s, but then you have to worry about the cancer that it could give you. 0.98
00:21:02.000 You know, all those WWE guys, when they were in their prime and they were fucking juicing, and then they all died of brain tumors and fucking liver cancer, whatever that real bad one is. 0.99
00:21:19.000 It starts with a P, a prostate, whatever. 0.99
00:21:26.000 Pancreas?
00:21:27.000 Pancreatic cancer?
00:21:28.000 Yeah, pancreatic cancer.
00:21:29.000 They were getting all that, and it's like, eh, they were juicing a lot, and heart issues and things like that.
00:21:34.000 So, I don't know.
00:21:36.000 Maybe there's a real sweet spot, like Joe Rogan's age.
00:21:41.000 Well, you don't have to worry that 30 years down the line, you're going to get something really bad, but you're still kind of young enough to enjoy that whole thing.
00:21:52.000 He was the one who got you hooked on it, wasn't he?
00:21:55.000 Hooked.
00:21:55.000 Yes, I was hooked.
00:21:57.000 I was an addict.
00:21:58.000 Yeah, he tells everybody, dude, you got to go TRT, man. 1.00
00:22:02.000 Fucking change your life. 0.98
00:22:04.000 Yeah, it'll change your life, all right. 1.00
00:22:06.000 Yeah.
00:22:07.000 While it hangs in the balance and you're beeping machines.
00:22:10.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:22:11.000 Change your life all the way to the hospital when it's in some Jew's hands at fucking New York clinics. 1.00
00:22:18.000 Like I said, though, I don't know if that was it. 0.99
00:22:20.000 I wasn't really being a very good boy, especially as far as drinking goes. 1.00
00:22:24.000 All those shots, Jesus Christ, every fucking day. 0.99
00:22:28.000 It was more and more shots and beer, constantly drinking beer. 1.00
00:22:33.000 Every waking minute of my life, Was spent sipping on a beer.
00:22:39.000 It was...
00:22:39.000 Well, not right when I woke up, but when I got into the city.
00:22:43.000 But pretty close.
00:22:44.000 When I got into Manhattan.
00:22:45.000 It's not like you got up at the crack of dawn.
00:22:47.000 So when you got to the city at four, you probably were up at 2.30 or 3.00.
00:22:52.000 I got to the city at 2.
00:22:54.000 Oh, okay.
00:22:55.000 I got to the city around 2 o'clock.
00:22:58.000 And then I'd go to Sullivan's.
00:23:00.000 I'd go right to Sullivan's.
00:23:01.000 And beer, shot, have some lunch, and then just get beer.
00:23:06.000 And then up in the studio, more beer.
00:23:08.000 And then I'd get home, open the fridge, there's beer.
00:23:12.000 I'd play video games or watch TV. Constantly drinking.
00:23:15.000 And then, you know, it's time to go to bed.
00:23:18.000 Last sip, put it down, go to bed. 1.00
00:23:21.000 Fucking... 1.00
00:23:22.000 I've had, I don't even know how much. 0.99
00:23:25.000 Probably a case.
00:23:26.000 It's like chain smoking, yeah.
00:23:27.000 You were a chain drinker.
00:23:29.000 Yeah, it was just non-stop drinking.
00:23:33.000 And that, you know, that's not...
00:23:36.000 That can't last.
00:23:36.000 That's not good for you.
00:23:38.000 No.
00:23:41.000 Speaking of drinking, I was just talking to my old drinking buddy, Jay Johnson.
00:23:45.000 Who was sentenced to a year and a day, which apparently is nice because it makes you eligible for programs to get out earlier, which are not eligible for anyone a year and under.
00:23:57.000 Oh, okay.
00:23:58.000 It's kind of a tip of the hat from the judge, I believe.
00:24:00.000 So it's help.
00:24:01.000 They're helping by giving you that much time.
00:24:03.000 Yeah, thank you, guys.
00:24:04.000 Thank you so much.
00:24:05.000 Thanks. 0.98
00:24:06.000 But just hearing and talking to other people about the fucking betrayal of all these horrible cunts in L.A., these comedy people... 0.99
00:24:14.000 I mean, like David Cross was his good buddy. 0.99
00:24:18.000 He just X'd him.
00:24:19.000 That's about the best it gets.
00:24:21.000 David Cross and Bob Olin.
00:24:22.000 What's the charge and the...
00:24:23.000 Let me see.
00:24:25.000 And the conviction?
00:24:26.000 The exact charge is obstructing law enforcement officers during a civil disorder.
00:24:38.000 A year?
00:24:39.000 Which he didn't do.
00:24:41.000 They passed him a police shield.
00:24:43.000 Right?
00:24:44.000 So what really happened is, he's huge.
00:24:47.000 He's 6'4".
00:24:48.000 So if you pass it to the giraffe, he can get it back, and he can get it back to the cops. 0.72
00:24:53.000 Now, he could have handed it to the cops like this, but in a riot, you don't want to be looking like you're helping the police.
00:24:59.000 So he was just sort of like, eh, here you go, guys.
00:25:02.000 Whatever, like throwing it over there.
00:25:03.000 But in the fray of chaos, that could look like, yeah.
00:25:09.000 Right, like you're trying to slam a cop with a shield.
00:25:12.000 So this can be easily mistaken for...
00:25:18.000 Right.
00:25:18.000 It looks exactly the same.
00:25:20.000 It looks exactly the same.
00:25:21.000 Yes.
00:25:22.000 So his girlfriend was like, yeah, Jay's really on trial for being tall. 1.00
00:25:25.000 That's really what he did wrong.
00:25:27.000 But the backstabbing and the, like, David Cross's 60th party, everyone was there.
00:25:32.000 My buddy knows them all still, and they like him because he hates Trump.
00:25:36.000 But he likes Jay.
00:25:38.000 And he's like, come on, guys.
00:25:39.000 This is insane.
00:25:40.000 Like, this has been your best buddy ever.
00:25:42.000 Mr.
00:25:43.000 Show started 30 years ago, 28 years ago.
00:25:46.000 You've known this guy for three decades. 1.00
00:25:48.000 And you're just like, fuck him, whatever. 1.00
00:25:50.000 Everyone's attitude was like, fuck around, find out, man. 1.00
00:25:52.000 He shouldn't have gone. 1.00
00:25:54.000 He shouldn't have done that horrible thing that was the worst thing ever to happen in the world.
00:25:58.000 9-11 and Pearl Harbor.
00:25:59.000 Yeah.
00:26:00.000 Wrapped up in one.
00:26:01.000 And he's, I don't like the word naive for him, but LA comedy people, they're not sophisticated when it comes to writing in DC and New York. 0.98
00:26:12.000 So they don't even know that it often ramps up to this kind of shit where people go to jail. 0.93
00:26:17.000 They just think it's like a parade. 0.99
00:26:21.000 And it's so easy to get caught up in a moment.
00:26:24.000 It's very easy. 1.00
00:26:25.000 You don't have to be an idiot, you know? 1.00
00:26:28.000 Right. 1.00
00:26:28.000 Because also, things get pretty myopic. 1.00
00:26:32.000 You don't see this big picture of, you know, like an aerial shot.
00:26:38.000 There's the Capitol.
00:26:39.000 There's a million people outside waving flags and doing it that never even... 0.97
00:26:47.000 Well, you're within a group of a couple of people that you know and a bunch of people you don't know and you're there and you're like, yeah, it's fucking doors open. 0.75
00:26:56.000 Let's go in there and check it out.
00:26:58.000 So you kind of get caught up in the moment and You don't realize or you would never fathom that the consequence to that is going to be what it's been for a lot of these guys.
00:27:11.000 33 years in jail for Enrique.
00:27:13.000 Crazy! 1.00
00:27:13.000 That's fucking crazy. 1.00
00:27:15.000 You know, as kids, we would go out and do shit. 1.00
00:27:18.000 You steal something, you boost a car stereo. 0.99
00:27:23.000 I took a tailgate from a Ford pickup truck once because I needed one for mine.
00:27:29.000 And, you know...
00:27:30.000 And if you got caught, you got caught. 0.98
00:27:33.000 You know, don't do the crime if you can't do the time fucking thing. 1.00
00:27:37.000 You realized, oh, fuck. 1.00
00:27:39.000 I got caught. 1.00
00:27:40.000 Now I got to go through the system.
00:27:41.000 But before you did it, you did kind of run it through your head like, I could get caught and this could be bad. 0.98
00:27:49.000 But no one would have thought you're getting fucking decades in prison. 1.00
00:27:55.000 For fucking, you know, fucking off at the Capitol with a few of your buddies. 1.00
00:27:59.000 Well, especially when we've had two years of rioting is cool. 1.00
00:28:03.000 It's fiery but mostly peaceful.
00:28:06.000 Don't worry about it.
00:28:07.000 You'll be fine.
00:28:09.000 Bailed out by the likes of Kamala Harris and company.
00:28:12.000 And then they have to appear in court.
00:28:15.000 And then any of the stories you see, it's like, oh, they gave him this or...
00:28:20.000 Probation or nothing or, you know, those two that threw the Molotov cocktail at the cop van.
00:28:26.000 I was just going to mention them, yeah.
00:28:27.000 What did they get?
00:28:28.000 They got a year.
00:28:29.000 They lost their legal license and they got a year.
00:28:32.000 They weren't just throwing Molotov cocktails into a police van.
00:28:36.000 They were also handing them out.
00:28:38.000 Like, what kind of terrorist charges are those?
00:28:40.000 They must be huge.
00:28:42.000 That's the same as taking a shield and passing it over people's heads.
00:28:46.000 Yeah.
00:28:46.000 Yes.
00:28:47.000 Yes.
00:28:48.000 Same sentence.
00:28:50.000 Molotov cocktails. 0.99
00:28:51.000 And then you had his best friends, like Dan Harmon, who, you know, Rick and Morty and fucking Community. 0.96
00:28:59.000 He had always had it in for Jay because Jay didn't say Trump is evil back in 2016.
00:29:04.000 That was like, I said, did you get blacklisted for doing that?
00:29:07.000 And he goes, I got more brownlisted, but it was still pretty bad.
00:29:11.000 But then this one buddy that I knew pretty well, Jeff B. Davis, super funny guy.
00:29:17.000 He's pretty successful.
00:29:18.000 I know his sister, Ann B. Davis.
00:29:23.000 Alice.
00:29:23.000 Alice from the Brady Bunch.
00:29:25.000 He called the FBI. Like, Tim Heidecker was the first to go, Oh, I know who that is.
00:29:32.000 That's Jay Johnson.
00:29:33.000 Because the FBI put on his picture. 1.00
00:29:35.000 Holy fuck! 0.99
00:29:35.000 And then Jeff B. Davis calls the FBI and goes, Hey, guys. 0.99
00:29:40.000 They talked for an hour on the phone.
00:29:42.000 He showed him the text Jay sent him from the day where Jay goes...
00:29:46.000 Jay texted him and said something like...
00:29:48.000 Yeah, they're saying it was an attack.
00:29:49.000 It wasn't, but it sort of turned into that.
00:29:51.000 And I got maced and hit with a shield.
00:29:54.000 And then Jay's last line was, it was very untastic.
00:29:57.000 So you'd think the courts might get a laugh at that or see that he's a funny guy.
00:30:01.000 Yeah, untastic is a pretty good word. 1.00
00:30:05.000 But no, they all just fucking turned on him. 0.99
00:30:10.000 Oh, jeez. 0.99
00:30:11.000 That's typical, though.
00:30:12.000 I mean, look at all the celebrities that are... 1.00
00:30:18.000 Coming out in support of Kamala and the Democrats and every one of these bullshit allegations, the January 6th stuff, that Trump is a felon. 0.96
00:30:29.000 What are the odds that all of these people would be of the same mindset just because they're in the same job or art or whatever it is? 0.99
00:30:40.000 Just because you're an actor...
00:30:43.000 Wouldn't necessarily mean that you all think exactly the same.
00:30:47.000 But they all think exactly the same.
00:30:49.000 Or at the very least, they want it to appear that way.
00:30:53.000 So, you know, I mean, there are plenty of theories, and I give credence to a couple of them as to why they do this, Jews. 1.00
00:31:03.000 But...
00:31:05.000 But mathematically, it doesn't make sense.
00:31:09.000 You sample a group of people from a certain occupation or area, and you would likely get a mix of ideologies.
00:31:20.000 But this is just, they are all, and staunchly liberal Democrat for all this nonsense.
00:31:28.000 Right.
00:31:28.000 Well, I get it, but with acting, you could say, well, it's the arts and painters.
00:31:33.000 They're all gay. 1.00
00:31:33.000 Shitty painters, shitty gay painters. 1.00
00:31:36.000 They're going to choose the side that has less strict standards. 1.00
00:31:40.000 And conservative art is like, it has to be realistic and look like a good landscape.
00:31:45.000 Left-wing art is like, oh, you farted into a teacup?
00:31:47.000 That's art.
00:31:48.000 You get an A+. So if you're shitty, you're going to choose the second group. 0.97
00:31:52.000 But comedy is like skateboarding. 0.98
00:31:56.000 About 4% of the population is even capable of doing it.
00:32:00.000 And then within that group, there's guys who just slug along, like Bert Kreischer.
00:32:06.000 He's just like, he rides half pipes, and he can sort of ollie, but no one is buying the Bert Kreischer skateboard.
00:32:14.000 But then there's like Ben Bankus and Louis C.K. and...
00:32:19.000 Those Friday guys, what are they called?
00:32:21.000 That comedy troupe?
00:32:22.000 It's Friday or Friday boys or whatever.
00:32:25.000 Birthday boys were also good.
00:32:26.000 Those guys are like the Tony Hawk guys.
00:32:28.000 That's Tony Hawk, yeah. 0.96
00:32:30.000 And the notion that Tony Hawk and fucking Neil Blender and all these skateboarders would all be vegetarians and feel the exact same way about everything. 0.98
00:32:43.000 COVID, abortion, everything. 0.99
00:32:46.000 Yes, yes.
00:32:48.000 Everything.
00:32:48.000 Almost Friday, yeah.
00:32:49.000 Those guys are great.
00:32:52.000 It's just not true.
00:32:53.000 It's not a thing.
00:32:54.000 I remember, I think it was Jim Downey said to me, he goes, let me tell you about famous comedians and comics.
00:33:00.000 If you don't know their politics, they're right wing.
00:33:04.000 That's how it works. 0.94
00:33:05.000 Abso-fucking-lutely. 0.96
00:33:07.000 It's statistically irregular that this would happen. 0.97
00:33:12.000 You just don't find it.
00:33:14.000 There's an ulterior motive there.
00:33:16.000 There's some kind of an anomaly in the math that they're trying to say doesn't exist.
00:33:24.000 But the results...
00:33:26.000 Prove it exists.
00:33:28.000 So there's shenanigans going on over there.
00:33:31.000 Who do we have?
00:33:32.000 There's obvious ones like Rob Schneider.
00:33:36.000 Rob Schneider.
00:33:37.000 Adam Carolla's kind of there because of Israel, I think.
00:33:40.000 Kevin James, because he's a Catholic, that's a definite one. 0.98
00:33:44.000 David Spade, maybe?
00:33:47.000 Maybe.
00:33:48.000 But if you don't know about it, then it is.
00:33:51.000 If you don't know about it, then you know.
00:33:52.000 If you don't know, now you know.
00:33:54.000 Let's look at A-listers.
00:33:56.000 People that are still working that are considered huge celebrities.
00:34:02.000 Look, I love the fact that Scott Baio is preaching Christianity and the Republican Make America Great Again.
00:34:11.000 Or the Superman guy.
00:34:13.000 He's no Tom Cruise as far as box office draw.
00:34:17.000 But the only one I can think of is Mel Gibson. 0.99
00:34:21.000 Mel Gibson is a fucking A-lister. 0.98
00:34:24.000 The guy's put out some of the most popular, biggest movies, acted, directed them. 0.99
00:34:30.000 So he's up there.
00:34:33.000 And they tried to get rid of him.
00:34:35.000 Well, that's what I was going to say.
00:34:36.000 He essentially went on the gulags.
00:34:39.000 He was sent on a 10-year gulag.
00:34:41.000 Yes.
00:34:42.000 Where he had no movies.
00:34:43.000 His IMDb had a massive hole.
00:34:45.000 He might get to do a student film. 0.99
00:34:47.000 And then after 10 years of punishment for saying dumb shit while he was drunk, they said, okay, we might let you creep back in just because you're the greatest. 1.00
00:34:56.000 So I lost my job saying some dumb shit when I was drunk. 1.00
00:34:59.000 Yeah, you're still going, though. 1.00
00:35:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:02.000 I'm still going.
00:35:05.000 I guess we're not good enough to come back.
00:35:07.000 Like, you and I will never be invited to Fox News ever again.
00:35:11.000 No, no.
00:35:12.000 And if we were, they would get a call, and someone would hang up, and that would be all of that.
00:35:16.000 Right.
00:35:16.000 Ended immediately.
00:35:18.000 But Mel Gibson, the powers that be in Hollywood...
00:35:24.000 They saw that he is still a moneymaker.
00:35:28.000 Like Mel Gibson, he funded his own movies during that period of time.
00:35:33.000 Oh, really?
00:35:34.000 And he was making money. 0.99
00:35:37.000 The guy, they knew he could put asses in movie seats. 0.98
00:35:40.000 So that's the only reason. 0.93
00:35:42.000 If they don't think you're viable financially...
00:35:45.000 They never would have brought him back into the fold. 1.00
00:35:48.000 They did it and looked at him and went, oh, this fucking anti-Semitic right-wing douchebag or whatever the fuck. 1.00
00:35:56.000 But he can bring in the shekels. 1.00
00:36:01.000 Was Passion of the Christ during his gulag?
00:36:04.000 I wonder.
00:36:06.000 Yeah, I think it was. 0.99
00:36:08.000 Yeah, I think it was one of those things where it was like, fuck, he made a lot of money, very successful, and his movies are fucking great. 0.99
00:36:17.000 Everyone loves a good fucking Mel Gibson movie. 0.99
00:36:19.000 Apocalypto was too good. 0.99
00:36:20.000 I don't like it.
00:36:21.000 It's too intense. 0.99
00:36:23.000 Do you know what's fucked up? 0.97
00:36:25.000 I might have told this years ago. 0.95
00:36:28.000 When I first saw Apocalypto, I saw it on TV. Not on regular TV, on cable, whatever.
00:36:36.000 I didn't have the subtitles turned on.
00:36:38.000 And they weren't on automatically. 0.82
00:36:42.000 And I watched the whole movie without knowing what the fuck anyone was saying, and I knew exactly what the story was. 0.99
00:36:48.000 I didn't miss a fucking thing. 0.99
00:36:51.000 That to me was amazing. 0.99
00:36:52.000 I'm like, how the fuck do you make a big screen, big budget motion picture and Have it in a foreign language that no one would know what the fuck it was. 0.99
00:37:05.000 I don't know what they were saying. 0.98
00:37:06.000 And I was able to understand everything. 0.99
00:37:08.000 I watched it again with the subtitles and I'm like, I didn't miss a fucking thing. 0.95
00:37:12.000 That is amazing to me. 0.98
00:37:13.000 That's talent right there.
00:37:15.000 That's great storytelling.
00:37:16.000 Did you hear he said, people say I portrayed the Aztecs as too savage?
00:37:20.000 But he goes, I actually took it down quite a bit.
00:37:22.000 Took it down! 0.99
00:37:24.000 They would kidnap the opposing chief, and they'd have him on the steps of the cathedral, whatever, the fucking pyramid, and they would abuse, cut out his tongue, and just abuse him, like, come to work, and just bonk him in the face. 0.99
00:37:38.000 For eight years. 0.99
00:37:40.000 Eight years!
00:37:41.000 And then he'd be dying.
00:37:43.000 They'd get him some maize, you know, get him back up on his feet.
00:37:46.000 Just enough to keep him going.
00:37:47.000 Just to keep him going for eight years. 0.99
00:37:49.000 He'd be shitting on himself and stuff. 1.00
00:37:51.000 And then after eight years, they'd just throw him down the steps and kill him that way. 0.99
00:37:56.000 You'll notice, too, with American Indians, they're like, we came here and they were just smoking piss pipes. 1.00
00:38:00.000 Because they weren't great at documenting their history.
00:38:02.000 So we can pretend they were a lot groovier than they were.
00:38:06.000 But the Aztecs, they've got the pictures on the walls of the mass killings.
00:38:10.000 So you'll notice they don't talk a lot about the evil Spanish conquistadors who hurt the poor innocent Aztecs.
00:38:16.000 Because there's like wall carvings of them like...
00:38:20.000 The invaders. 0.65
00:38:21.000 A lot of heads that are coming off of bodies with a drawing of blood coming out.
00:38:30.000 A lot of that.
00:38:31.000 A lot of hearts being pulled out.
00:38:34.000 They were good fighters.
00:38:36.000 It must have been awesome.
00:38:39.000 Remember... 0.94
00:38:41.000 So they chopped heads off, and then they'd throw them down those real steep stairs, and everyone was cheering and stuff, and the head would take these cool bounces and shit. 0.66
00:38:51.000 And I'm thinking, like, that was probably like when David Letterman used to drop a watermelon off the roof, and he dropped shit off the roof of the building, of the late-night building. 0.93
00:39:02.000 Like, yeah, that was probably their entertainment. 0.73
00:39:05.000 That would be fun to watch something go down some steep stairs.
00:39:09.000 And then end with that weird face at the bottom.
00:39:11.000 Oh, they never looked good after.
00:39:14.000 He was their David Letterman.
00:39:17.000 You got that fuzzy eye opened a little bit.
00:39:20.000 Dirt on it.
00:39:21.000 Dirt sticking to the white part because it hit the ground a few times.
00:39:24.000 Oh, God.
00:39:25.000 You look and you see like dirt in his mouth and go, oh, that would be very uncomfortable if he was...
00:39:30.000 Still alive.
00:39:31.000 Mel Gibson brought us that.
00:39:33.000 He brought us that.
00:39:34.000 Yes!
00:39:35.000 Yes!
00:39:36.000 That was a great movie.
00:39:37.000 But yeah, they realized he could make some money, so they brought him back in.
00:39:41.000 But I don't know of any...
00:39:45.000 Top-of-the-line A-listers.
00:39:46.000 You know, you got that guy from that movie Highlander or something.
00:39:51.000 Oh, yeah.
00:39:52.000 Or that guy.
00:39:53.000 And then there's these peripheral guys.
00:39:56.000 Yeah, Dean Cain, the Superman guy.
00:39:58.000 Well, Ryan pulled up some.
00:40:00.000 Tom Selleck and Vince Vaughn and all those guys.
00:40:02.000 Owen Wilson.
00:40:03.000 But they're not really, like...
00:40:05.000 They would never wear a Trump hat, I don't think.
00:40:07.000 They're just, like, not atheists.
00:40:09.000 Tom Selleck is...
00:40:10.000 That's a good one, because Tom Selleck, you can't argue, he's an A-lister.
00:40:15.000 Yeah.
00:40:17.000 Maybe he's grandfathered in at this point?
00:40:19.000 Right, right.
00:40:20.000 Maybe?
00:40:21.000 Because the older guys, they kind of allow...
00:40:24.000 This thing, yeah, maybe that's it.
00:40:28.000 Because I remember Bruce Willis, he's old and has Alzheimer's.
00:40:33.000 The Rock? 0.99
00:40:34.000 The Rock isn't fucking... 0.99
00:40:36.000 Right wing? 1.00
00:40:37.000 Right wing, is he?
00:40:38.000 I think they mean by right wing now, you're just like, you're sort of pro-life and you go to church.
00:40:44.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:40:46.000 No way The Rock is saying, we gotta get these fucking immigrants out of America. 1.00
00:40:52.000 Get these fucking Polynesian wrestlers out of here. 1.00
00:40:55.000 We don't need them. 1.00
00:40:58.000 Yeah, Kelsey Grammer, another one. 1.00
00:41:00.000 He's older, and he's, you know, while he was up there, I don't think Kelsey's really roping him in at the box office or on TV shows these days.
00:41:12.000 Remember Gary Oldman said something?
00:41:13.000 I think it was in a Playboy interview, and he had a few drinks, and he goes, if I was to sit here and say the Jews control Hollywood, I would be canceled immediately and have to issue an apology.
00:41:23.000 The next day, the ADL demanded that he issue an apology.
00:41:29.000 That's hilarious.
00:41:30.000 If I would have said that. 0.93
00:41:33.000 Hypothetically. 0.62
00:41:33.000 And then that was enough. 0.62
00:41:35.000 Well, that's what's funny, too, about the Puerto Rican thing, where Tony Hinchcoff goes, there's a giant island of garbage, right? 1.00
00:41:41.000 It's called Puerto Rico. 0.98
00:41:42.000 By the way, no one seems to acknowledge, because they don't know, Puerto Rico is having massive problems with garbage right now. 0.96
00:41:49.000 Yeah.
00:41:49.000 The landfills are overflowing.
00:41:51.000 The garbage, it has become an island of garbage.
00:41:55.000 So it was a good newsworthy joke. 1.00
00:41:57.000 He didn't say Puerto Ricans.
00:42:00.000 No.
00:42:00.000 I'll say that, because I work with one every day.
00:42:04.000 But he wasn't saying that.
00:42:07.000 Only half, right?
00:42:08.000 Right?
00:42:08.000 Only half.
00:42:09.000 Well, that half sucks. 1.00
00:42:13.000 And then Biden, I don't know if it was today or yesterday, he goes, the only garbage I see is his supporters. 1.00
00:42:20.000 Which is way worse than Hinchcliffe's joke. 0.99
00:42:22.000 Way worse!
00:42:23.000 First of all, it's the President of the United States.
00:42:27.000 Right, yeah, minor detail.
00:42:28.000 Not a comic that is known for roast jokes.
00:42:33.000 And saying the entire base, the supporter base of the voters of Donald Trump.
00:42:41.000 Half the country. 1.00
00:42:42.000 Yeah, a garbage. 1.00
00:42:44.000 That's the only garbage I see. 1.00
00:42:46.000 So you took the worst interpretation of a joke and then made it true, and you're the president. 1.00
00:42:52.000 Like, you couldn't have been worse.
00:42:54.000 So the damage control has become, he stutters.
00:43:01.000 Yes.
00:43:02.000 And then Politico put an apostrophe on the word supporters.
00:43:07.000 Yes. 0.99
00:43:08.000 So I guess Tony is the garbage? 1.00
00:43:12.000 Oh, his supporters. 1.00
00:43:13.000 His supporter, apostrophe S, statement or something.
00:43:18.000 No, that doesn't even work.
00:43:19.000 But I don't think it works that way either. 1.00
00:43:21.000 It's like his supporters, like you have one supporter and he's an asshole. 1.00
00:43:26.000 Correct. 1.00
00:43:26.000 And you go, his supporters... 1.00
00:43:31.000 Are garbage. 1.00
00:43:32.000 No, it still doesn't work. 0.98
00:43:33.000 Pull it up, Jamie.
00:43:34.000 It's 35 and 36.
00:43:37.000 Because you're right.
00:43:39.000 An apostrophe is not magic.
00:43:41.000 Like, I get what they're trying to do.
00:43:42.000 Yeah.
00:43:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:43:43.000 They're trying to isolate it to one person.
00:43:45.000 So click on the quote.
00:43:47.000 Like, if you say someone, you go, oh, his sisters.
00:43:51.000 It's not like, it can be just one person. 1.00
00:43:54.000 The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters. 0.99
00:44:00.000 So that's Tony Hinchcliffe's? 0.99
00:44:03.000 Right, that would be Tony Hinchcliffe.
00:44:05.000 His hatred is demonization of loot.
00:44:08.000 Yeah, but even that with his hatred, they're jamming that in.
00:44:12.000 That's not what he said.
00:44:13.000 Right, right.
00:44:14.000 Yeah, he was really stuttering and muttering there.
00:44:18.000 Let's hear what he actually says.
00:44:21.000 The Puerto Rican that I know.
00:44:27.000 Or Puerto Rico where I'm in my home state of Delaware.
00:44:30.000 They're good, decent, honorable people. 0.99
00:44:32.000 The only garbage I see floating out there is his supporters. 0.99
00:44:36.000 His demonization is seen as unconscionable. 1.00
00:44:39.000 And it's un-American.
00:44:40.000 It's totally contrary to everything we've done.
00:44:43.000 I don't think it's true, but I see you could crowbar that in.
00:44:46.000 It's possible.
00:44:48.000 I don't buy plausible deniability anymore. 0.99
00:44:51.000 I will not fucking stand for it. 0.98
00:44:53.000 He said his, whatever he said, he was then talking about Trump himself. 0.99
00:44:58.000 Because his...
00:45:00.000 So he's talking about, yeah, Donald Trump.
00:45:03.000 His demonization is terrible.
00:45:06.000 Yeah, there's no way he's going off at a tangent about Tony Hinchcliffe. 0.99
00:45:10.000 No, you don't even know what the fuck he's talking about. 0.98
00:45:13.000 Puerto Rico, where I grew up in Delaware, it drifted down to the Caribbean. 0.99
00:45:19.000 Those are Puerto Ricans in your town. 0.99
00:45:22.000 There's no Puerto Rico in your town.
00:45:25.000 Do you mean little Puerto Rico? 1.00
00:45:26.000 What are you fucking talking about? 1.00
00:45:29.000 It's so fucking ridiculous. 1.00
00:45:31.000 But I like it because it has the same vibe as the deplorables. 0.99
00:45:37.000 When Hillary said that, a lot of memes are coming out where people are embracing it.
00:45:43.000 They're...
00:45:45.000 A couple of memes I saw was one was a bunch of people with MAGA hats on going to the polling place in the back of a garbage truck.
00:45:54.000 Oh, really?
00:45:55.000 That was a good one.
00:45:56.000 And then a bunch of little garbage cans and it goes, we vote.
00:46:00.000 Wow.
00:46:01.000 Yeah, they're coming out with some good memes.
00:46:03.000 So as you pointed out on Tuesday, we handed them a perfect attack. 0.82
00:46:08.000 We gave Sonny Hauston her moment on The View to bitch about it. 1.00
00:46:13.000 A monologue. 0.99
00:46:13.000 And then we hand them that fucking Fabergé egg to win, and they fumble that and smash it on the floor, and now it's our thing, because Bobby called us all garbage. 0.99
00:46:23.000 Love it. 0.99
00:46:24.000 I shouldn't have second-guessed.
00:46:26.000 I should have known.
00:46:28.000 Because when you hand someone something, they then have to control it.
00:46:34.000 And whoops!
00:46:36.000 It's like, oh, you hand off a football.
00:46:39.000 A quarterback will hand off the football.
00:46:42.000 Once he hands it off, it's up to the ball carrier. 1.00
00:46:45.000 If he drops the fucking thing... 1.00
00:46:48.000 It's no longer an asset. 1.00
00:46:50.000 So that's what happened.
00:46:51.000 We handed them something and then they dropped it. 0.99
00:46:55.000 Well, this is why I keep going back to retarded over evil because they keep fucking up their campaign. 1.00
00:47:02.000 It's amazing. 1.00
00:47:03.000 Look at Gretchen Wilson with the feeding the fucking Doritos to that feminist. 1.00
00:47:09.000 Yes. 1.00
00:47:10.000 How did you not know that was going to go badly for you?
00:47:14.000 Yeah.
00:47:15.000 Yeah.
00:47:16.000 You're mocking Christianity, is what she was doing.
00:47:20.000 Or the biggest Catholic dinner ever.
00:47:22.000 Annual tradition.
00:47:23.000 I think every president has gone to it.
00:47:26.000 Yeah.
00:47:27.000 I think Mondale.
00:47:28.000 Mondale didn't go.
00:47:29.000 And he was wiped out anyway.
00:47:32.000 And then she sends a comedy video where she gets interrupted.
00:47:38.000 Comedy?
00:47:39.000 Because she's trying to record something.
00:47:40.000 Yeah.
00:47:41.000 It was so painful to watch. 1.00
00:47:44.000 And then you hear stories, and I hope they're true, that afterwards she was livid about the whole bit and it wasn't funny and it made her look stupid. 0.99
00:47:54.000 And I really want to know if she's as toxic and volatile behind the scenes as Hillary was. 1.00
00:48:03.000 Because we heard the horror stories from the Javits Center right after the election.
00:48:08.000 Podesta...
00:48:10.000 And Hillary in the back, just things were being thrown, the language, the drinking, and then storming out without giving a statement or anything. 1.00
00:48:20.000 I really, because she looks like the type that would fucking lose her mind. 1.00
00:48:25.000 Well, she's a woman, so it's ingrained in their fucking DNA. Well, her abuse of Bill Clinton is well documented. 1.00
00:48:33.000 Of Bill, you know, wearing big sunglasses and calling himself a real klutz.
00:48:38.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:48:40.000 Saying that the kitchen cupboard just comes out of nowhere sometimes.
00:48:43.000 Right. 0.98
00:48:43.000 Oh, she probably socked him every day during his presidency, especially after the blowjob cigar story. 0.98
00:48:51.000 The endless blowjobs. 0.99
00:48:52.000 And she would make it public. 1.00
00:48:54.000 That's why it's well documented, because there'd be like a dinner party or something, or they'd have guests over, and she would be screaming at him and tuning him up, kicking his ass. 1.00
00:49:03.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:49:03.000 And there's video of her angry and yelling and shit like that. 0.99
00:49:10.000 You don't see a lot of that with Kamala. 1.00
00:49:12.000 And I think she...
00:49:15.000 I think she might have that Mr.
00:49:18.000 Hyde under that Dr.
00:49:20.000 Jekyll exterior.
00:49:21.000 Absolutely.
00:49:22.000 I've been jonesing for Alex Jones.
00:49:25.000 No, I've been deep diving with Candace Owen, of all people.
00:49:29.000 Everyone says she's totally lost the plot. 0.54
00:49:31.000 She's so crazy, which usually means check this chick out. 1.00
00:49:35.000 She's saying some really interesting shit. 1.00
00:49:37.000 And wow, the shit she's saying. 0.99
00:49:39.000 Like, there was this guy I heard about today, what's his name, Jeff? 1.00
00:49:45.000 Jeff Adachi.
00:49:48.000 Japanese guy.
00:49:50.000 He went to law school with Kamala.
00:49:53.000 He helped her.
00:49:55.000 He tutored her and helped her get a degree.
00:49:57.000 Then he became like a champion for the poor and really well-educated guy.
00:50:02.000 He actually ran for mayor.
00:50:04.000 Willie Brown hated him because he ran against some of Willie Brown's appointees and won.
00:50:10.000 So he was always a thorn in Willie's side.
00:50:14.000 Willie, of course, you know...
00:50:16.000 The odds are pretty high of him being corrupt.
00:50:19.000 Yeah.
00:50:20.000 That's been the pattern.
00:50:21.000 So the story is that he would work with the cartels and let them dominate the judicial system in San Francisco the way that Maduro lets the cartels run Venezuela because he runs it with them, right?
00:50:34.000 They're a team.
00:50:35.000 And apparently when she was the prosecutor, thanks to Willie Brown, she would let a lot of these cartels go. 0.84
00:50:43.000 She'd over-prosecute blacks and under-prosecute Hispanic gang members because that was a deal she'd set up with Willie Brown.
00:50:50.000 Now Jeff Adachi, he knew about all this.
00:50:55.000 And he mysteriously died a couple years ago in his apartment.
00:51:01.000 The first toxicology report shows cocaine.
00:51:06.000 Can we stop these cocaine overdoses?
00:51:11.000 Every time someone does a line, they're dead as a doornail.
00:51:16.000 So then they go, okay, well, maybe it wasn't cocaine.
00:51:19.000 It was that he had abused his body so much that that just put him over the edge.
00:51:24.000 Then they did private autopsies and found that the trace of cocaine was so infinitesimally small that it overrode the margin of error.
00:51:35.000 So he didn't OD on cocaine.
00:51:38.000 How many Japanese cokeheads do you know? 1.00
00:51:41.000 Yeah, I know. 0.91
00:51:42.000 That's another thing.
00:51:43.000 Ryan?
00:51:43.000 I don't know.
00:51:45.000 Ryan?
00:51:46.000 No, that's the Puerto Rican half.
00:51:48.000 He only does it in this nostril.
00:51:50.000 Not the other one.
00:51:51.000 I don't do cocaine, for the record.
00:51:53.000 No, of course not.
00:51:55.000 Okay, thanks for that update.
00:51:56.000 But when I say he's Japanese, like, I mean, him and he was part of that scene where they would do karaoke and have Sapporo.
00:52:04.000 He wasn't like an assimilated Japanese guy.
00:52:06.000 Like, he was part of that traditional Asian culture.
00:52:10.000 He was really into Asian rights and stuff.
00:52:11.000 And he wrote a bunch of documentaries about, you know, the Asian experience in America.
00:52:16.000 He wasn't that politically correct, but that was his world.
00:52:18.000 That's not really a coke world.
00:52:21.000 No, no.
00:52:22.000 Asian racial justice and workaholic law.
00:52:27.000 Harris has no cases under her belt.
00:52:30.000 He has like 3,200 where he was to kill a mockingbird, Atticus Finch, like on the floor talking to the jury.
00:52:38.000 Right, right.
00:52:38.000 Really doing what he's supposed to do.
00:52:42.000 Actual law.
00:52:43.000 Actual law.
00:52:44.000 I prosecuted...
00:52:46.000 When she talks about the cartel that she prosecuted, that's one of her border things.
00:52:53.000 So what about the border?
00:52:54.000 Why haven't you secured the border and stuff?
00:52:56.000 I prosecuted inter-border drug...
00:53:01.000 You're not saying anything here.
00:53:04.000 I think Adachi had the scoop on that lie and was capable of explaining to everyone that she's never prosecuted cartels. 0.72
00:53:14.000 She's always let them go.
00:53:15.000 And coincidentally, he went bye-bye a few years ago.
00:53:19.000 Imagine if we knew, like, every murder that these people that are actually running the country, like Chuck Schumer, and you're like, 10 bodies under Chuck Schumer.
00:53:32.000 Directly, Chuck Schumer directly responsible for 10 bodies.
00:53:35.000 And then Nancy Pelosi, 20 murders. 1.00
00:53:39.000 Like, you just really found out, like, oh my god, these are fucking monsters. 1.00
00:53:43.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:53:44.000 They're fucking psychopathic serial killers. 1.00
00:53:47.000 It's kind of possible to get close. 1.00
00:53:49.000 I spent about a week looking up Hillary's things and the claim is nuts.
00:53:54.000 The claim is 87 or something like that.
00:53:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:53:56.000 So I whittled it down, whittled it down, and then you get down to like...
00:54:00.000 Some crazy cases.
00:54:02.000 Like the Asian dude who was going to testify about one of the, not Watergate, but one of those gates about real estate. 0.90
00:54:11.000 She was tangentially linked to the money behind his scam.
00:54:15.000 Coincidentally, while he's in DC ready to testify, he's lifting weights with a barbell and chokes himself to death, as one does.
00:54:23.000 That's like taken right from Columbo episodes.
00:54:28.000 It's not even creative.
00:54:30.000 There was the chef, the Clinton chef, who drowned on a camping trip alone.
00:54:36.000 Okay, people drowned.
00:54:37.000 In this much water in a creek?
00:54:40.000 Yeah.
00:54:40.000 Wow, that's quite a trip.
00:54:42.000 I thought you meant the chef that drowned at Obama's place.
00:54:46.000 Yes.
00:54:47.000 Because they're just rebooting old murders.
00:54:51.000 Both drowning, too.
00:54:53.000 We've done everything. 0.71
00:54:54.000 We have to revisit some of these ways to murder people.
00:54:59.000 Well, that's funny because I used to always say, I used to try to get liberals on my side by saying, look, her death count is insane.
00:55:05.000 Her chef is dead.
00:55:06.000 Like, everyone around her is dead.
00:55:08.000 Then I would go, you know where Obama's chef is?
00:55:10.000 He's making a BLT right now.
00:55:12.000 And that was my way of saying, Obama's not a killer.
00:55:16.000 But now I can't use that bit anymore because two years later he was toast. 1.00
00:55:21.000 He's fucking dead. 0.99
00:55:23.000 Then there's the guy who was writing a book about her. 1.00
00:55:25.000 He shot himself in the back of the head. 1.00
00:55:27.000 There's like 10 that are fucked. 1.00
00:55:29.000 Or Bill Clinton's old translator. 0.99
00:55:32.000 She was like, would do deaf stuff. 1.00
00:55:34.000 He was fucking her. 1.00
00:55:36.000 She quit her job. 1.00
00:55:37.000 She probably got worn. 0.99
00:55:38.000 She worked at a coffee shop.
00:55:40.000 Thugs came in and shot her and didn't take any money. 0.99
00:55:45.000 Because you know how much black gangsters hate baristas. 1.00
00:55:48.000 Right, right. 1.00
00:55:49.000 Deaf baristas.
00:55:50.000 Right.
00:55:51.000 Who was that young man that got shot on the train in Washington, D.C., and they didn't steal anything from him?
00:56:01.000 That was Seth Rich, but I think he was in the streets.
00:56:03.000 Seth Rich was in the streets, right, in a nice area in D.C., and he was the guy who was really pissed at Hillary for taking the nomination from Bernie Sanders.
00:56:14.000 Right, yeah.
00:56:15.000 So he was a lefty, but he was pissed at her.
00:56:18.000 And I think he would threaten to serve her with an affidavit.
00:56:21.000 Then there was that guy, remember that video of that guy serving an affidavit?
00:56:24.000 I think it was on like July 4th.
00:56:26.000 It was a day when it was supposed to be a holiday, a Saturday.
00:56:29.000 And he filmed himself.
00:56:30.000 And he goes, here we are serving the DNC, an affidavit for fraud.
00:56:34.000 We're standing up to them.
00:56:35.000 Here I am on YouTube.
00:56:37.000 And he's dead in his bathroom at 43.
00:56:40.000 Oh my God.
00:56:42.000 Vince Foster, of course.
00:56:44.000 Oh, Vince Foster was a great one. 0.99
00:56:46.000 So there's 87 nutty ones, but within that 87, there are fucking 12 doozies. 0.98
00:56:54.000 Like, you'd be hard... 0.97
00:56:56.000 If this was really investigated and put before a grand jury, they would file charges.
00:57:06.000 Yeah.
00:57:07.000 If you just read the story to a cop, the cop would go, well, they took money, right?
00:57:12.000 No, not a cent.
00:57:13.000 Any cop would just tell you.
00:57:15.000 You wouldn't even have to know the names of the people involved.
00:57:18.000 I had a theory once that Hillary did the first couple. 0.99
00:57:21.000 Because when you really research this, they don't start until Clinton was running for president.
00:57:26.000 Right.
00:57:26.000 And then all of a sudden, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
00:57:28.000 I think that barista was one of the first ones.
00:57:32.000 So they killed the barista, and then maybe they did another one.
00:57:36.000 And then Hillary goes, okay, we should stop now. 0.57
00:57:39.000 Things are getting out of control.
00:57:41.000 Oh, God.
00:57:45.000 ball's in motion.
00:57:46.000 Yeah, this doesn't stop.
00:57:48.000 You've opened a pen.
00:57:48.000 Ever.
00:57:49.000 You can't put the toothpaste back in the tube.
00:57:51.000 So then she starts dreading them.
00:57:54.000 And like when Seth Rich happened, they walk into her office and she's got the newspaper and she goes, was this, did we?
00:58:00.000 And they go, it's taken care of, ma'am.
00:58:03.000 And she goes, oh my God. 0.87
00:58:04.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:58:05.000 Oh, my goodness.
00:58:06.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:58:07.000 May the Lord have mercy on us.
00:58:09.000 And then he said something like, you're no saint, ma'am.
00:58:13.000 You're no saint.
00:58:14.000 Don't think you're absolved of this.
00:58:16.000 You started this snowball rolling down the hill.
00:58:19.000 Yeah.
00:58:20.000 It's kind of like selling your soul to the devil, right?
00:58:23.000 Like you have a couple people killed, and now you're responsible for at least 15 lives, and they just keep dying and keep dying.
00:58:31.000 You put the machine in motion.
00:58:33.000 You let the demons out of hell.
00:58:35.000 Sorry, Hill.
00:58:38.000 You know what's interesting these days also?
00:58:40.000 When was the last time you heard about any Boeing news?
00:58:46.000 Like any hearings about Boeing and safety and stuff?
00:58:50.000 I haven't heard anything since the second whistleblower was found dead.
00:58:58.000 Within such a short period of time, the one guy was actually at a motel waiting till the next day he was going to testify and give an affidavit.
00:59:11.000 And he went out of his hotel room into his pickup truck and shot himself in the head.
00:59:17.000 As one does.
00:59:19.000 That's, yeah, as one does, especially when, you know, the hotel room, DNA and things could get in places where, with a truck, it's like, oh, his DNA is everywhere anyway.
00:59:31.000 You really don't have to worry about what was found where and shit like that.
00:59:35.000 So it's much more convenient that it was in his truck than it was in the hotel room. 0.99
00:59:41.000 Holy shit. 0.98
00:59:41.000 Well, as you pointed out, bowling isn't just planes. 0.98
00:59:45.000 Planes are worth a lot of money.
00:59:46.000 Oh, yeah.
00:59:47.000 Boeing is the number one producer of weapons for the American military.
00:59:52.000 So they don't want to look bad.
00:59:56.000 They don't want anybody poking around their business either.
01:00:01.000 And then the other guy was in the hospital for like a hangnail and he dies of something.
01:00:07.000 It's just amazing.
01:00:09.000 And he was the other one.
01:00:10.000 And now, boy, they sure took care of that. 0.99
01:00:13.000 No one's speaking up about shit as far as Boeing goes. 0.99
01:00:17.000 And again, enough plausible deniability where the average American can't fathom That they live in a country where this shit happens, so they just believe it and go on with their lives. 1.00
01:00:29.000 Those two fuckers were murdered by either Boeing or the American military complex. 0.99
01:00:41.000 That wants Boeing not put in a bad light and doesn't want people poking around Boeing's files in a case like this. 0.99
01:00:50.000 Yeah, that's exactly what went on.
01:00:52.000 I also haven't seen a lot of stories about Boeing planes being grounded or anything.
01:00:58.000 Maybe the reporters are scared, too.
01:01:02.000 Maybe.
01:01:03.000 You know, there's so much going on.
01:01:04.000 Maybe they're, you know...
01:01:06.000 They don't want to go near it.
01:01:07.000 Who knows? 0.99
01:01:10.000 There's also, you know, when we talk about DEI and shit like that, the ground crews, and there's plenty of people, there's plenty of shit to go around to fuck up the airline industry. 0.99
01:01:21.000 I was talking to a liberal on the weekend about Boeing, and he goes, He goes, oh, I suppose you think it's black people's fault these planes are being grounded? 0.99
01:01:30.000 And I go, no, it's DEI's fault. 1.00
01:01:32.000 And he goes, oh, so black people are too stupid to know how to fix a plane, to repair a plane? 1.00
01:01:36.000 I go, it's not them. 1.00
01:01:38.000 It's why they're there.
01:01:41.000 They're not there for meritocracy.
01:01:42.000 They're there because of their race and their gender. 0.88
01:01:44.000 If they were there just because they're gay males, then I would be just as concerned about their competence. 1.00
01:01:52.000 It's the criteria that is the issue, dumbass. 1.00
01:01:56.000 Yeah, they'll never understand that. 0.99
01:01:58.000 It's like the jaywalking thing today.
01:02:00.000 Did you see jaywalking is now legal in New York City?
01:02:03.000 Really?
01:02:08.000 You don't know what it is if you're from a small town.
01:02:10.000 It's when you go from corner to corner.
01:02:13.000 Or if you're going down the crosswalk to get to the other side of the street, and instead of getting to the other sidewalk and then crossing again to the other way, you make a little J. You're not staying within the crosswalk.
01:02:27.000 Oh, I never thought of that as the origin, yeah.
01:02:29.000 Yes, yes.
01:02:30.000 That's why they call it jaywalking.
01:02:32.000 It's the shape of where you're walking.
01:02:36.000 Anywho, they've made that legal in New York because some people have noticed that somewhere upwards of 90% or higher of the people being stopped for jaywalking are people of color.
01:02:50.000 Oh.
01:02:54.000 Another thing is, of course they are.
01:02:56.000 This gives cops a reason to stop and question this person, perhaps frisk them, talk to them, whatever it is.
01:03:06.000 It gives them a chance to do police work after being told stop and frisk is wrong.
01:03:11.000 Even traffic stops are wrong.
01:03:13.000 Was that a Chicago, not mayor, maybe prosecutor, who said they're going to stop all traffic stops?
01:03:21.000 So you can have your license plate hanging off, you can have no rear lights, you can have your bumper dragging along the ground.
01:03:27.000 Because her contention is because black people are pulled over more than others, then it's racist. 0.97
01:03:34.000 So sickle cell anemia is racist. 0.95
01:03:37.000 Anything that hurts blacks more than other people is a racist thing.
01:03:41.000 Even tests to become state troopers. 0.97
01:03:44.000 Tests are racist.
01:03:46.000 Everything is racist.
01:03:47.000 Air is racist.
01:03:48.000 The weather is racist.
01:03:50.000 I've seen all these.
01:03:51.000 I'm not even joking.
01:03:52.000 Not joking, people. 0.93
01:03:54.000 Yeah, so they made it legal now to jaywalk, which kind of reinforces that blacks... 1.00
01:04:02.000 Are either too stupid and or too belligerent to follow the simplest of rules. 1.00
01:04:09.000 That's a simple rule right there. 1.00
01:04:12.000 There's crosswalks.
01:04:14.000 They're painted on the street.
01:04:15.000 You must stay within those when you cross the street. 0.99
01:04:19.000 It's easy.
01:04:20.000 And they're so incapable of following the simplest of rule that they have to change the rule.
01:04:29.000 And all of a sudden make it where there's no penalty for breaking the rules. 0.96
01:04:34.000 And that's what they've done with so many things with black people. 1.00
01:04:38.000 Because again, they're incompetent, stupid, or too belligerent. 1.00
01:04:43.000 That's what the liberals are saying. 1.00
01:04:44.000 That's what the people are saying that changed the laws because most of the people committing the offenses are people of color.
01:04:52.000 So I have to assume that.
01:04:54.000 What other assumption am I going to draw from that?
01:04:56.000 Well, the original premise for school SATs was my SATs are worse than an Asian's because I was in the hood. 0.94
01:05:04.000 I was in Harlem.
01:05:05.000 I also had to work three jobs.
01:05:07.000 I'm riding my bike at four in the morning back from my night shift to try to get to school.
01:05:13.000 Sometimes I study on the train.
01:05:14.000 I'm doing my homework on the train and stuff.
01:05:16.000 So my SATs are worth more.
01:05:18.000 And you go, okay.
01:05:20.000 How does that explain jaywalking, though?
01:05:23.000 Like, racism made you jaywalk?
01:05:25.000 Racism meant that you took a left turn down a one-way?
01:05:31.000 You can't apply it to everything, guys.
01:05:33.000 There is a statement in the story that I read about this that said something to the effect of, and it was one of the people in charge of passing this, And it went to Adam's desk.
01:05:48.000 Adam's didn't touch it.
01:05:49.000 He didn't sign it.
01:05:50.000 He didn't touch it.
01:05:51.000 But it sat there long enough where it just becomes the new rule.
01:05:56.000 I never knew that.
01:05:57.000 But yeah, that's what happened.
01:05:59.000 It just becomes a dragon.
01:05:59.000 It's like an egg.
01:06:00.000 Yeah, it just hatches.
01:06:02.000 It flies away. 0.98
01:06:03.000 This woman says that something, more than 90% of jaywalking tickets are black and Latino. 0.95
01:06:10.000 Go down a little bit, because maybe we can get this.
01:06:13.000 Boy, that's really out of focus for some reason.
01:06:16.000 It's not me either.
01:06:19.000 It impacts people of color.
01:06:21.000 Yeah, I can't even read them.
01:06:22.000 She said something to the effect of, you know, people have to get to where they're going.
01:06:29.000 That's true.
01:06:30.000 And that's why that's the excuse they're giving black people is because they just they're just trying to get where they're going.
01:06:39.000 So they will, you know, can I drive down a one way street the wrong way? 0.86
01:06:44.000 I have to get there.
01:06:45.000 I don't want to go all the way around the block.
01:06:48.000 It'll take a while. 0.99
01:06:49.000 So I'm just I'll use her fucking take. 0.99
01:06:52.000 I'm just trying to get where I'm going. 1.00
01:06:55.000 White people are so scared of racism that they would rather just write off entire cities. 0.94
01:07:01.000 Like the drugstore industry. 0.99
01:07:04.000 CVS, Walgreens, they're all toast.
01:07:06.000 They're done.
01:07:07.000 The second it's behind plexiglass, we're going to Amazon.
01:07:10.000 So say goodbye to them.
01:07:11.000 And the reason that they locked them with plexiglass rather than deal with the problem is because they didn't want...
01:07:17.000 Remember that you can't prosecute anyone if it's under $800?
01:07:21.000 Yeah.
01:07:23.000 I saw there was a pharmacy, by the way, that opened up that they've given up on selling anything.
01:07:29.000 Everything in the store is $951.
01:07:33.000 So steal a scrunchie, you're going to jail.
01:07:36.000 I know I'm not selling any scrunchies, but I wasn't selling any anyway.
01:07:39.000 So that's like a death knoll, right?
01:07:42.000 Do you work out a deal at the register if you're not stealing?
01:07:42.000 A death knoll.
01:07:47.000 Do you go up to buy it and then go, look, I'm thinking maybe we could negotiate a price here?
01:07:52.000 And then they'll go, okay, 900 bucks.
01:07:55.000 These are on sale, $950 off.
01:07:57.000 That's a dollar.
01:07:58.000 Congratulations.
01:07:59.000 Two bucks.
01:08:00.000 All right, that's a good deal.
01:08:00.000 Yeah.
01:08:02.000 I'm going to take that.
01:08:03.000 But if you leave the store with it, it's 951.
01:08:07.000 I like it.
01:08:08.000 And then with the jaywalking thing, it's like they've just said, okay, you can jaywalk.
01:08:14.000 Okay, no more traffic stops.
01:08:15.000 And what happens with that? 0.99
01:08:17.000 The middle class and up, they just go, fuck, I'm not going to that area. 1.00
01:08:21.000 And they've written off New York City is done. 0.99
01:08:25.000 You know, Baltimore, Philadelphia, Los Angeles, south side of Chicago.
01:08:30.000 They've just sort of said, there's no laws there.
01:08:33.000 Like, cops don't go to the south side of Chicago.
01:08:35.000 Call the police in the south side of Chicago or Detroit and see how long it takes for someone to show up.
01:08:40.000 If it's not a murder and they're being murdered, no one's coming by.
01:08:44.000 They're not showing up, no.
01:08:46.000 And the reason there is jaywalking penalties for jaywalking is it's dangerous.
01:08:53.000 It's like you're crossing over a lane of traffic that is moving.
01:09:00.000 One side is stopped, you go, you walk with that side so you don't get hit by a car coming across the road.
01:09:06.000 And then you gotta wait there for the next one, and then you do the 90 degree angle.
01:09:11.000 If you just swoop to the other corner, you're going across traffic. 0.97
01:09:15.000 So when black people start dying because they're getting run over, I'm sure that'll be a problem too. 0.99
01:09:22.000 It'll be racism. 0.99
01:09:24.000 Yeah, we're going backwards.
01:09:26.000 We're undoing laws.
01:09:28.000 School has been undone.
01:09:30.000 I mean, the quality of it.
01:09:31.000 I think the future was 1986.
01:09:35.000 That's what Trump means to make America great again.
01:09:38.000 We peaked, and then it started going back to the past.
01:09:40.000 Look at obesity.
01:09:41.000 Look at lifespan from cave days up, up, up, up, up, up, up, and then beep.
01:09:47.000 It just started going down.
01:09:49.000 And isn't it all...
01:09:50.000 We change. 0.99
01:09:51.000 Every law we've changed has been because of black people. 1.00
01:09:55.000 I gotta say, I don't think there's anything white people do, or any other Asians do, that you go, well, they do it a lot, so let's just change it and make it legal. 1.00
01:10:08.000 When the fuck does that happen with anyone else but black people? 0.99
01:10:12.000 And there's a million degrees of that phenomenon that are not as easy to describe. 0.99
01:10:18.000 For example, in my neighborhood, in Westchester, if you run a red light, you get a ticket.
01:10:25.000 Because people pay those tickets.
01:10:27.000 In the Bronx, near our studio, run all the reds you want. 1.00
01:10:32.000 Go crazy.
01:10:33.000 I don't wear a motorcycle helmet in the Bronx. 0.52
01:10:36.000 No one is wearing a helmet.
01:10:38.000 There's no laws.
01:10:39.000 So in that sense...
01:10:41.000 The laws don't apply to the Bronx because they never...
01:10:46.000 Like, if you pull someone over...
01:10:47.000 First of all, they're not going to pull over.
01:10:49.000 They're going to weave through traffic.
01:10:50.000 They'll be gone.
01:10:51.000 But...
01:10:51.000 Of course.
01:10:52.000 They don't have a license plate on their scooter.
01:10:54.000 They don't wear a helmet.
01:10:56.000 And if you send them...
01:10:58.000 If you send them a ticket for going through a red, it's not getting paid. 0.82
01:11:02.000 So I bet these red light cameras are privatized. 1.00
01:11:06.000 I bet it's a contract you buy from the city because the city's too stupid to handle it. 0.99
01:11:11.000 So those private companies go, well, I don't get my money back. 1.00
01:11:14.000 Right.
01:11:15.000 On my Bronx cameras, so I'm going to go with those.
01:11:17.000 Wow!
01:11:18.000 So they work off of a percentage of what the city gets.
01:11:22.000 They don't get an outright...
01:11:23.000 It's probably 50-50.
01:11:25.000 I'll take 50, you take 50.
01:11:27.000 You just take care of all of it.
01:11:29.000 And they're like, I can't make money here. 0.98
01:11:30.000 No one's fucking paying the fines. 1.00
01:11:33.000 Fuck the Bronx. 1.00
01:11:33.000 Oh my God. 1.00
01:11:34.000 Not doing it anymore.
01:11:35.000 That's good.
01:11:36.000 So you place them in areas that...
01:11:39.000 We had a proud boy.
01:11:40.000 I don't know his real name.
01:11:41.000 His name was Clark Kemp.
01:11:43.000 That's what we called him.
01:11:45.000 He got caught with gun possession in New York City.
01:11:48.000 He was here from Ohio via Hawaii.
01:11:51.000 He got six months in Rikers for having the gun in his glove compartment.
01:11:56.000 I think it was Chadwick Moore who pointed out First, no previous criminal record.
01:12:02.000 First time caught with a gun in the Bronx and in most of New York.
01:12:06.000 It's 99% of the time it's a fine.
01:12:09.000 It is a slap on the wrist.
01:12:11.000 It's a don't do that again.
01:12:12.000 It's not six months.
01:12:14.000 I mean, there's times under Giuliani when it was.
01:12:16.000 But these days, gangbanger, caught with a gun, they take the gun and probation, whatever.
01:12:21.000 He's out in three days with another gun.
01:12:23.000 Yes.
01:12:24.000 I've read those stories, too.
01:12:25.000 Yeah.
01:12:26.000 This was Rikers for, I think it was six months.
01:12:29.000 We took him out for burgers after, and the food was so good, he started crying.
01:12:33.000 Oh, my God.
01:12:35.000 Like, as he's biting into the cheeseburger, tears are going down his face because he's been eating such shitty food for so long, praying for this day, this cheeseburger day. 1.00
01:12:44.000 No pussy, no prostitutes. 1.00
01:12:46.000 A cheeseburger. 1.00
01:12:47.000 That's what men really want.
01:12:48.000 That's because, you know...
01:12:49.000 Was he a white guy?
01:12:51.000 That's the point.
01:12:51.000 Yeah.
01:12:51.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:12:52.000 They do it to white people. 0.93
01:12:54.000 White people all the time. 1.00
01:12:55.000 They don't know the laws, which is like a fucking... 1.00
01:12:59.000 If you get a gun anywhere in this country, you best know not just your local or state laws. 1.00
01:13:04.000 You got to know every fucking state's laws. 0.89
01:13:07.000 And if you plan on traveling somewhere, you best look at your reciprocity laws. 1.00
01:13:13.000 That state recognizes your license because they don't fuck around. 0.99
01:13:13.000 Right. 0.99
01:13:17.000 There were people, and there's a lot of places in New York that even if you have a carry license for New York, you're not allowed to carry in.
01:13:24.000 And a lot of those are tourist places.
01:13:27.000 So you want to go to the Empire State Building, you have your gun on you because you just do. 0.99
01:13:33.000 That's how you fucking roll. 0.97
01:13:35.000 And you go through security and they find a gun on you. 1.00
01:13:39.000 You're going to jail.
01:13:41.000 There's no, oops, I made a mistake. 1.00
01:13:43.000 Now, meanwhile, like you said, the asshole in the Bronx with his shitty, rusted fucking Saturday Night Special, he's not going to jail. 1.00
01:13:51.000 He'll spend a little time in the precinct, and then they'll write him something that he won't appear to a year later. 1.00
01:13:57.000 Well, they also said the lawyer...
01:14:00.000 Sorry, the lawyer said...
01:14:01.000 The other problem is he's the only white face in that courtroom all day.
01:14:06.000 And so if they let him go, they don't want to look like it's special white privilege.
01:14:11.000 That it's all...
01:14:12.000 Oh, you are the special person in that courtroom now.
01:14:15.000 Look, look, we don't...
01:14:17.000 We're not prejudiced.
01:14:19.000 Equal justice under the law. 1.00
01:14:21.000 Bullshit. 1.00
01:14:22.000 So you over... 1.00
01:14:23.000 Like, the myth is that whites get away with murder in... 0.76
01:14:26.000 In New York, and it's a racist justice system, but the opposite is true. 0.93
01:14:31.000 They overpunish white people because they don't want to look racist.
01:14:35.000 Have you been to court for something that you did in a while?
01:14:40.000 I went there for pissing in public many years ago.
01:14:44.000 Yeah.
01:14:45.000 I had a little thing that happened about 10 years ago.
01:14:48.000 But I'll tell you, you look around and you go, yeah, it's all black and Hispanic.
01:14:56.000 Everyone.
01:14:57.000 I attended a friend who had a domestic violence thing that he was totally innocent of.
01:15:02.000 I know.
01:15:02.000 Thanks for showing up for that.
01:15:05.000 This was up in White Plains, so it wasn't in the city.
01:15:09.000 The best Plains.
01:15:10.000 It was four hours long.
01:15:12.000 It was 100% Hispanic.
01:15:15.000 So let's say each case took like 10 minutes.
01:15:18.000 So four hours.
01:15:19.000 You can imagine how many people that is.
01:15:21.000 There was one non-Hispanic male the whole time. 0.99
01:15:24.000 It was a black woman who beat the shit out of her landlord who was a rabbi, a Hasidic Jew. 1.00
01:15:30.000 Awesome. 1.00
01:15:31.000 Every other...
01:15:32.000 So that's one out of, I don't know, 20.
01:15:35.000 Every other one was Hispanic. 0.94
01:15:38.000 Gonzales, Hernandez.
01:15:40.000 The first two hours was in English.
01:15:42.000 The second two hours was 100% in Spanish.
01:15:46.000 Spanish.
01:15:47.000 It's a mess.
01:15:49.000 So half of them were unilingual Hispanic.
01:15:51.000 I assume illegals or new immigrants, but apparently it's a Hispanic phenomenon, at least in that part of town. 0.95
01:15:59.000 They must want the justice system to run so fucking slow and just make it such a problem for everybody. 0.96
01:16:10.000 I don't know what it is. 0.91
01:16:12.000 It's the most archaic Way to do things.
01:16:17.000 They still have file cabinets.
01:16:20.000 They come into the courtroom with manila folders and papers, or paper after paper, stacks.
01:16:28.000 Lawyers wheel in hand trucks with those brown boxes of files and you're like, Isn't there a more efficient way to do this?
01:16:39.000 Can't we scan something?
01:16:40.000 We got our phone and go bleep, and like everything everyone needs to know is there, and we can get to the actual dispensing of justice part?
01:16:52.000 No.
01:16:53.000 It's all these...
01:16:55.000 These jobs that are all redundant and everyone's like molasses.
01:17:01.000 You sit there.
01:17:02.000 You got to be here at 9 a.m.
01:17:05.000 And you will sit there and to 10 or 11, nothing will even move.
01:17:11.000 People are walking around.
01:17:12.000 They're going to tables and putting paper down. 0.99
01:17:18.000 It's fucking just... 0.99
01:17:22.000 Forever! 0.99
01:17:23.000 And then the whole thing of the wherefore twos and how thar fours.
01:17:32.000 There's got to be a better way.
01:17:34.000 There has to be.
01:17:35.000 Well, the beauty of it is with Jay Johnson's case, so he's been sentenced to a year and a day.
01:17:41.000 They're going to move like molasses, right?
01:17:43.000 It's November.
01:17:45.000 We've got Thanksgiving.
01:17:46.000 Thanksgiving.
01:17:47.000 That's going to be a million holidays.
01:17:48.000 Now Christmas is right around the corner.
01:17:51.000 So he's supposed to check in within the month, but I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't happen until mid-January.
01:17:57.000 Now we've got Trump in.
01:17:59.000 He wants to pardon the J6ers. 1.00
01:18:01.000 However, molasses doesn't disappear in a day.
01:18:05.000 No, no, that's...
01:18:06.000 I predict Trump comes in.
01:18:08.000 I am going to pardon the J6ers. 1.00
01:18:10.000 He finally signs a decree...
01:18:15.000 February 29th, that goes to this board, it goes to that board, and Jay gets out.
01:18:22.000 He's probably pardoned and exonerated six months after he's already made it out on his own time.
01:18:27.000 Yeah, he would have made it out, yeah.
01:18:30.000 It's like the people that escape from prison when they only have a few months to go, and they catch them after they would have been out anyway. 0.99
01:18:40.000 Right, right, and they go back to fucking jail. 1.00
01:18:43.000 You dummy. 1.00
01:18:45.000 So, he's still in the year. 0.99
01:18:47.000 I mean, that's just the way it is.
01:18:50.000 They're not efficient enough.
01:18:51.000 That's a travesty of justice right there.
01:18:54.000 That is a travesty.
01:18:56.000 Well, we could all go there.
01:18:58.000 Yeah.
01:18:59.000 You know, at any time. 1.00
01:19:00.000 And the whole fucking bullshit story that they're selling is that Trump puts his enemies in prison. 1.00
01:19:09.000 And if Trump's elected, he's going to be this tyrannical dictator that tears up the Constitution on day one, will have no rights. 1.00
01:19:18.000 His enemies, unless you fawn over him and give him what he wants, you'll end up in prison.
01:19:23.000 The only people I've seen actually do this is the Biden-Harris administration.
01:19:29.000 They've taken rights away from people.
01:19:33.000 Some of the most basic known rights to people.
01:19:36.000 The first, the second.
01:19:37.000 And they want...
01:19:40.000 They are...
01:19:41.000 Putting their enemies in prison.
01:19:43.000 Yeah.
01:19:44.000 They're doing this.
01:19:45.000 There are people in prison right now for no other reason than they are voicing their dissent against Biden and Harris.
01:19:54.000 Even Trump.
01:19:55.000 And they always talk about, they go, oh, the 34 counts.
01:19:58.000 He has.
01:19:59.000 And I wish I still knew liberals, because I want to go, can you name one?
01:20:02.000 Can you name the crime?
01:20:04.000 What were the crimes?
01:20:05.000 He's a felon. 0.98
01:20:07.000 Most of these libs, they think that Trump was found guilty of rape. 1.00
01:20:12.000 Yes, they think he's a convicted rapist. 0.99
01:20:13.000 Like a woman was screaming. 1.00
01:20:14.000 A convicted rapist. 1.00
01:20:15.000 Stop! 1.00
01:20:15.000 Stop! 1.00
01:20:16.000 No!
01:20:16.000 Get off of me!
01:20:17.000 And he's got his ski mask on. 1.00
01:20:19.000 Take it, you bitch! 1.00
01:20:20.000 You're gonna take this! 1.00
01:20:23.000 Stop screaming!
01:20:24.000 Someone's gonna hear you!
01:20:25.000 Ha ha ha!
01:20:27.000 That's just a fact.
01:20:28.000 And then the fact that we are okay with that means that we don't think rape's a big deal.
01:20:34.000 Who was it? 0.58
01:20:35.000 He was saying, oh yeah, I think Ben Shapiro, he was arguing with some weird tranny. 1.00
01:20:39.000 And they're like, don't you have a daughter?
01:20:43.000 Don't you want her to be safe? 1.00
01:20:45.000 You want your daughter to get raped? 1.00
01:20:47.000 So if you vote for Trump, you want your daughter to get raped. 1.00
01:20:50.000 Right. 1.00
01:20:51.000 It's the way they're presenting everything.
01:20:53.000 That's how they present this. 1.00
01:20:55.000 You want your daughter to be raped. 1.00
01:20:57.000 You're a Nazi. 1.00
01:20:59.000 You're supporting Nazis. 1.00
01:21:01.000 Like, all of it is so umpteenth level of ridiculous. 0.99
01:21:07.000 And people will recite it. 0.89
01:21:10.000 I've seen a lot of those interviews on the street.
01:21:12.000 Hey, why are you voting for Kamala?
01:21:14.000 What's her platform? 0.50
01:21:16.000 Name a policy that you support under Kamala.
01:21:20.000 And they have nothing.
01:21:22.000 Well, she's not Trump.
01:21:24.000 Oh, okay.
01:21:26.000 So what did Trump do?
01:21:27.000 What's so wrong? 1.00
01:21:28.000 He's a racist. 0.98
01:21:29.000 Can you name one racist thing he did? 1.00
01:21:32.000 Where to begin?
01:21:33.000 Look, I don't have time for this.
01:21:35.000 And they run away. 0.98
01:21:37.000 It's every fucking one of these interviews I've seen. 0.99
01:21:40.000 They get the microphone. 0.99
01:21:42.000 It's stuffed in their face like, oh, that's a good question.
01:21:44.000 Where to begin?
01:21:45.000 And then like...
01:21:46.000 Jen, you want to come over here?
01:21:48.000 You want to?
01:21:48.000 Yeah.
01:21:49.000 They're trying to get their friends involved.
01:21:51.000 They don't know.
01:21:52.000 Because they're there because their friend told them to go there.
01:21:54.000 34 felonies.
01:21:55.000 And you're like, yeah, name one.
01:21:58.000 And isn't it odd?
01:22:00.000 Isn't it possible that the number one leading candidate for the opposition If you put him in front of a court and you find him guilty of 34 felonies, that maybe there's a conflict there?
01:22:17.000 Maybe there's another reason, aside from, you know, justice being doled out, that they're trying to make this guy incapable of being the president?
01:22:28.000 Maybe.
01:22:29.000 Yes!
01:22:30.000 That's a strong theory. 1.00
01:22:31.000 That has a lot more meat on that bone than any of their other bullshit. 1.00
01:22:35.000 Yeah. 0.99
01:22:37.000 How do you think, like, this might be, wait a minute, Wednesday, this might be our last compound censored in the free world.
01:22:44.000 Yes, it could very well be.
01:22:47.000 Wow.
01:22:48.000 Wow, yeah, because Tuesday.
01:22:50.000 We're going to live stream it from a bar.
01:22:52.000 I'm sure we won't know.
01:22:54.000 We won't know until...
01:22:56.000 We'll probably know, but not officially.
01:23:00.000 Right.
01:23:00.000 Especially with the cheat being in.
01:23:01.000 If we see that little arch and then the tick up again...
01:23:08.000 So let's livestream together.
01:23:09.000 I'm going to be at a bar.
01:23:11.000 You'll be at your studio.
01:23:12.000 And then we'll just correspond that way.
01:23:14.000 Yeah, we'll do that.
01:23:15.000 Election Tuesday.
01:23:16.000 Great.
01:23:17.000 Because I'm going to be at a bar with a bunch of Republicans so I can do interviews and stuff.
01:23:21.000 And the TVs will be there.
01:23:22.000 We'll see what happens. 0.99
01:23:23.000 I'll get fucking hammered. 0.99
01:23:25.000 Are you so black-pilled now to the point where you'll just be like, oh well, Kamala won? 0.99
01:23:32.000 Or, like I said, I will be in a very, very bad mood and I will be very unhappy if Kamala Harris wins this election.
01:23:41.000 What I said to my kids is, if she wins, it'll be like if my dad came out as trans, like he's Caitlyn Jenner now.
01:23:49.000 So, I'm going to be downstairs for three days.
01:23:53.000 Yes!
01:23:54.000 I'm going to be watching classic Mets games and drinking beer.
01:23:58.000 And don't come downstairs.
01:24:00.000 Don't talk to Dad.
01:24:02.000 Don't even make noise.
01:24:04.000 Don't use the ping pong table.
01:24:06.000 No, no.
01:24:07.000 And then I'm just going to emerge like Chris Cuomo from the basement after my COVID quarantine and try to accept the fact that I live in Venezuela now.
01:24:17.000 Face the reality of that we are in a... 0.99
01:24:21.000 Insane, communist, socialist, gay, black land that doesn't resemble America anymore. 1.00
01:24:30.000 A nation that was the spearhead of a culture, Western culture, that is all about meritocracy. 1.00
01:24:37.000 which you can call racist all you want.
01:24:39.000 It's the least racist system in the world because it's based on merit.
01:24:43.000 It's blind.
01:24:44.000 It's colorblind.
01:24:45.000 It's all about, can you do this? 1.00
01:24:47.000 If, if the NBA is all tall black people, we don't give a shit. 1.00
01:24:51.000 If NASA is all Asians and whites, we don't give a shit. 1.00
01:24:54.000 It's just about who's best for the job. 0.99
01:24:56.000 We don't manipulate university statistics, the admissions, everyone just comes in based on their own thing.
01:25:02.000 That's what made America great.
01:25:03.000 That's what made the West great. 0.98
01:25:05.000 That used to be what made Europe great, but they fucking abandoned it a long time ago. 0.97
01:25:08.000 So once we abandon that, we are Cuba, we are socialists, we are done. 0.97
01:25:13.000 And it's not like it's Jimmy Carter where it's a bad dip.
01:25:17.000 This is the cliff.
01:25:19.000 There's no coming back.
01:25:21.000 Some will say, even with Trump, it's already irrevocable, and we're already not coming back.
01:25:25.000 But...
01:25:26.000 I know.
01:25:28.000 I'm saying that.
01:25:30.000 On yesterday's show, I said that watching what's happening is...
01:25:37.000 I don't think we can come back from it as a country.
01:25:40.000 I don't think we can actually bring it back. 0.99
01:25:42.000 The only hope was the Gen Zers who are so fed up with their parents and grandparents Ridiculous fucking ideology They they drop n-bombs all the time they say faggot Oh did you see that Gen Zer who works for Trump's campaign screaming at that mayor In I don't know where it was Pennsylvania Philadelphia maybe And he's trying to shut down these barriers. 1.00
01:26:08.000 And the guy is just fucking tearing this old boomer a new ass. 1.00
01:26:13.000 And the kid's like 20. 1.00
01:26:15.000 And the mayor of the town is telling him to move all the barriers he just put up.
01:26:21.000 Yeah, this guy.
01:26:22.000 And then all of a sudden, you put the traffic come through, and I'm trying to put out bike ride while dodging cars at the same time.
01:26:29.000 Don't! 0.98
01:26:31.000 You think I'm going to fucking take it off now? 0.99
01:26:33.000 I don't expect you to put yourself in danger. 0.97
01:26:35.000 Oh yeah, well then, he got cars coming in from all four intersections.
01:26:39.000 Well, I'm in the middle of it.
01:26:41.000 What was that?
01:26:42.000 Oh, really?
01:26:43.000 10 feet tall?
01:26:44.000 That's the mayor.
01:26:45.000 Yesterday, the city did, saying that this entire block was closed.
01:26:47.000 And he can't handle this guy's testosterone, so he just gets on the phone.
01:26:52.000 Look it up.
01:26:53.000 Look it up, he says. 1.00
01:26:55.000 Yeah, you're out of your fucking mind. 1.00
01:26:56.000 Don't ever pull that shit on me again. 1.00
01:26:59.000 The entire police force was confused. 1.00
01:27:01.000 Don't ever pull that shit on me again. 1.00
01:27:06.000 Wow. 1.00
01:27:07.000 Isn't that awesome? 0.98
01:27:07.000 That's fucking good. 0.98
01:27:08.000 See, that's what I'm talking about. 0.99
01:27:11.000 What town is that, Ryan?
01:27:12.000 I think it's Philly.
01:27:14.000 Zoom out, don't they say?
01:27:16.000 No, they don't.
01:27:20.000 Allentown.
01:27:22.000 Like, Trump, I don't see Trump fixing anything. 0.99
01:27:26.000 I just hope Trump can be a speed bump long enough for these motherfuckers to get some reins of power and start, you know, trying to turn the fucking ship around. 1.00
01:27:40.000 Because, you know, their parents are the assholes. 1.00
01:27:42.000 Their parents are Black Lives Matter and fucking Occupy Wall Street. 1.00
01:27:47.000 And they came from all that nonsense. 1.00
01:27:49.000 And children, kids, They don't want to do what their parents say or think or none of that.
01:27:58.000 It's the opposite of the way you want to live your life.
01:28:02.000 So that's a glimmer of hope, but it's generational.
01:28:05.000 It's not something that's going to be fixed during a Trump presidency.
01:28:09.000 This is something that...
01:28:10.000 But also, the border is this massive flood of sewage pouring in.
01:28:15.000 And I just want, like, Trump to throw some cinder blocks at the wall.
01:28:19.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:28:20.000 Because...
01:28:21.000 12 million in four years, as I keep saying, that's as much as Ellis Island did in their entire 85 years.
01:28:28.000 Crazy.
01:28:28.000 You want to throw another four...
01:28:30.000 Wait, does she have...
01:28:31.000 Yeah, she has eight years she could do, right?
01:28:33.000 Oh, oh, oh.
01:28:35.000 That's 50 million.
01:28:37.000 No, it's 24 million, but plus 12.
01:28:40.000 So 36 million.
01:28:44.000 That's as many illegals as there were before Biden.
01:28:47.000 So we will have doubled the amount of illegal aliens in this country.
01:28:51.000 It's not a country anymore.
01:28:53.000 No, it's not.
01:28:54.000 And I happen to think we're past the point of no return there.
01:28:59.000 I'd love to think, you know, Trump is going to get some paddy wagons together and evict and deport 12 million people from the country.
01:29:09.000 But that's just not going to happen.
01:29:12.000 It just isn't going to happen.
01:29:13.000 I would hope that it's a scare tactic and they do round people up. 0.97
01:29:20.000 And criminals, by the way, are either executed or thrown back to their shithole country. 0.68
01:29:26.000 And it's a deterrent for people that are coming here to go like, look, they're tossing people out.
01:29:31.000 I'm not going to take the trip.
01:29:33.000 And spend the money and risk my life to maybe just get thrown back here again.
01:29:37.000 So maybe it's a deterrent.
01:29:39.000 But those people are here, dude. 0.99
01:29:42.000 They're fucking here to stay. 1.00
01:29:44.000 It's a leg amputation. 1.00
01:29:46.000 We have a staph infection.
01:29:47.000 We have this flesh-eating disease. 1.00
01:29:49.000 So with Trump, we put a suture on the fucking tourniquet on the leg. 1.00
01:29:56.000 That leg dies, but we're missing a leg. 1.00
01:29:59.000 That leg's not coming back.
01:30:00.000 Without Trump, the infection just keeps spreading up.
01:30:04.000 Oh yeah, it keeps spreading.
01:30:05.000 Right, right.
01:30:06.000 I want to just lose my leg. 0.88
01:30:08.000 That's my goal, is to lose a leg. 0.94
01:30:10.000 Just lose a leg, and we'll call it good.
01:30:15.000 We'll call it even if you can just...
01:30:17.000 The best we can hope for right now would be, yes, someone with sense completely shuts the border down.
01:30:25.000 And in 100 years, the offspring of these people have somehow assimilated to what used to be America.
01:30:34.000 But they don't seem to want to, you know, they don't seem to want to do that.
01:30:39.000 Maybe, maybe there'll be a turnaround.
01:30:41.000 Maybe there'll be like, you know, people now that are born of immigrants that didn't really know the ways or anything. 1.00
01:30:48.000 But... 1.00
01:30:50.000 If they take up the disdain for this country that the migrants have and their political supporters here in America, we're fucked. 1.00
01:31:00.000 Look at the Welshman who stabbed those three girls in Britain. 1.00
01:31:05.000 He's from Wales.
01:31:06.000 He was born in Wales.
01:31:07.000 You know how the Welsh get. 1.00
01:31:09.000 They love stabbing little girls. 1.00
01:31:11.000 Tom Jones used to stab people on stage every night. 0.95
01:31:15.000 And they show pictures of this cute little black boy in school with his little school uniform. 0.95
01:31:20.000 And then we find out today, oh no, it's a jihadist who had an al-Qaeda manual, and though he was born here, he had not just not assimilated, he had seething hatred for Britain and the West and little girls, little white girls, so he stabbed them to death.
01:31:36.000 And the media hid it from us, even lied and said he wasn't Muslim, in order to avoid some sort of...
01:31:44.000 Yeah, they wanted to avoid, I don't know, a race riot or something.
01:31:48.000 So, not only are they importing...
01:31:50.000 They're discouraging assimilation. 0.75
01:31:52.000 Second generations hate us just as much as their parents, probably more in many cases. 1.00
01:31:58.000 Like the Sardav brothers, their parents didn't hate us.
01:32:00.000 They were just Muslims. 0.99
01:32:01.000 The Sardav brothers learned to hate us by going back and having a culture here in America that says America sucks. 0.99
01:32:08.000 And that's not tenable. 0.63
01:32:11.000 That doesn't work over any period of time.
01:32:14.000 And that's our future with Kamala. 0.99
01:32:16.000 So not only do we live in Venezuela, but we live in a self-hating Venezuela that's fucking doomed. 0.97
01:32:21.000 That's what will happen the next time we see you. 0.99
01:32:25.000 I will be so upset, Gavin.
01:32:28.000 You know, and we talk about it honestly like that because the left will absolutely...
01:32:38.000 I will not be able to read social media.
01:32:41.000 No.
01:32:42.000 I don't know.
01:32:42.000 It might be weeks.
01:32:43.000 I will not be able to read social media. 1.00
01:32:46.000 The celebrating, the in-your-face, all that shit. 0.99
01:32:50.000 I'm being honest. 1.00
01:32:52.000 I won't be able to take it.
01:32:53.000 I'm just going to get on my knees and look up at the sky and scream with my little wool hat on.
01:33:00.000 No! 1.00
01:33:05.000 But on the other hand, more optimistically, if Trump does win, I will spread the shit around to liberals. 1.00
01:33:13.000 I will love every second fucking Olbermann, Rosie O'Donnell, all these De Niro, Meathead, all these fucks. 1.00
01:33:27.000 It will be so... 1.00
01:33:28.000 Stephen King, Luke Skywalker.
01:33:31.000 It'll be so much fun. 1.00
01:33:33.000 To just pick up shit and smear it all over their face. 1.00
01:33:38.000 I just don't want it done to me because I know they would do the same. 1.00
01:33:41.000 Right, right, right. 0.94
01:33:42.000 Yeah, the gloating is going to be ridiculous.
01:33:44.000 There's some woman who, when Biden won, she came by my house. 1.00
01:33:47.000 This is an adult woman, obviously, like a fucking Gen Xer. 1.00
01:33:51.000 And she was honking her horn and giving my house the finger. 1.00
01:33:54.000 So that will be my first stop on Thursday morning is to be honking in front of her house.
01:34:02.000 Please, please.
01:34:03.000 I don't bug you too much.
01:34:05.000 I don't bring up sports.
01:34:06.000 I don't ask for my kids to win their little league.
01:34:09.000 But if you're around and you're not busy on Wednesday, could I bore you for a second?
01:34:15.000 Oh, please.
01:34:17.000 Tuesday and Wednesday?
01:34:19.000 Yeah.
01:34:20.000 Alright, we'll get together Tuesday then for election night.
01:34:24.000 Yeah.
01:34:25.000 And, you know, we'll go until whatever.
01:34:27.000 Maybe we'll actually, like 2016, we pretty much knew by 11pm.
01:34:31.000 Yes.
01:34:32.000 They started, the newspapers started having the odds and it was 99% Trump and 1% Trump.
01:34:42.000 Hillary.
01:34:42.000 So, yeah, hopefully we get that.
01:34:45.000 But again, the steel dictates that it takes a lot of time because that's how it has to work.
01:34:51.000 They have to see how much they should cheat by.
01:34:52.000 Yeah, Arizona's already said it could be a week.
01:34:55.000 You don't want to dump in a half a million ballads when you only need 80,000.
01:35:00.000 That looks suspicious.
01:35:00.000 Right, right.
01:35:02.000 So let's plan tentatively for 8 to 11 Tuesday night.
01:35:06.000 I like it.
01:35:07.000 Sounds good.
01:35:09.000 All right.
01:35:10.000 Gavin, we thank you, of course, here in South Carolina.
01:35:14.000 And we will see you Tuesday.
01:35:17.000 Everyone else, I'll see you back here tomorrow.
01:35:19.000 You can see Gavin tomorrow also here on Compound Media.
01:35:23.000 Cops and Robbers show for Halloween, so we'll be dressed up.
01:35:27.000 Oh, awesome!
01:35:28.000 Oh, I don't have a costume.
01:35:30.000 Go to CVS. Apparently, my Jaws jacket was taken by Bill Schultz, and that made a big to-do online between Bill Schultz and...
01:35:47.000 Who the fuck got involved in that? 0.98
01:35:48.000 Pat Dixon? 1.00
01:35:49.000 Oh, Pat!
01:35:51.000 Right, it was Pat.
01:35:52.000 Yeah, Pat Dixon was shitting on Bill about taking the jacket, and then I said that, well, I said I wanted the jacket back, but I was going to go up there and get it.
01:36:02.000 But I was up there, and Bill didn't bring it to the wedding, so he's got to mail it to me now, and it just made a big to-do. 0.97
01:36:10.000 Was he like, oh shit, I forgot the jacket? 0.82
01:36:13.000 No, it was pretty much like, no. 0.98
01:36:16.000 I'm not giving you the jacket?
01:36:18.000 Yeah, it kind of looked like that for a bit, but then he asked for my address, so I guess he's going to send it.
01:36:24.000 Oh, okay.
01:36:26.000 Petty.
01:36:27.000 Unemployed people have time to be petty, don't they? 1.00
01:36:34.000 Whoa.
01:36:36.000 Yes.
01:36:37.000 All right, people.
01:36:38.000 We'll see you here tomorrow.
01:36:41.000 Again, take care.
01:36:42.000 Thank you, and good night.