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00:02:36.000You're not like full of piss and vinegar like when you first were young and you got a house and you're up on the ladder and you're doing shit.
00:06:13.000Keep getting your change and then you realize you could get something else.
00:06:17.000What a pain in the ass for the guy behind the counter.
00:06:21.000His profits for the whole exchange were like 30 cents maybe.
00:06:26.000You know, it was pretty amazing though that we actually knew what the change was because nowadays I don't think anyone even knows What changes?
00:06:37.000You go to any store or fast food place, they don't know how to ring up something.
00:06:43.000They don't know when you give them $2 and how to give you change back.
00:07:18.000You know what I've started doing with actual change?
00:07:20.000I'll take the quarters, put them aside for the parking meter or whatever, so that goes in the car, and then dimes, nickels, fling them to the wind.
00:07:34.000Like, I think since I signed my contract with WNEW Radio back in 2000, somewhere around that, I haven't seen hide nor hair of a nickel, a dime, or a penny in my house.
00:07:48.000Quarters I need, I keep them in the cup holder in the car for, you know, if you need air in a tire or something like that.
00:07:55.000But yeah, when I leave and someone gives me change, first of all, It fucking scratches your phone.
00:08:01.000If you put your phone in your pocket and then changes in there, it scratches up your phone.
00:10:46.000Like when you're driving home and you have to take a shit, and then right when you get out of the car to get to your door, your body just knows.
00:11:47.000When you get to be old, you know guys who sell coke, who don't cut it, like mafia guys who are like 60 years old and they don't want you to give their phone number to anyone.
00:11:58.000They have their clients and their clients are also like 60.
00:12:03.000That's a whole other world of drug dealing.
00:13:04.000There's no one with a beautiful, and I thought, I go, when I was super young, I was like, I bet when I'm old and I have my own apartment and shit, I'll have, like, a thing of heroin, a thing of Coke, a thing of weed, and that'll be, like, in my bar with all my, no, dude.
00:13:19.000The thing of Coke would be empty, and two days would have gone by.
00:14:52.000I took it today, was in there, hitting the pads like a ninja.
00:14:56.000You use the promo code GAVIN, you get 20% off.
00:15:00.000And the reason I say rape is because it gives you these little tingles in your arms and hands, and the only way to get rid of them is to exercise.
00:15:08.000So if you were to take it and then just go to work, you'd feel like you have ants in your pants.
00:17:04.000Although, you know, you've reduced your water intake to one spigot, so you can get pretty fucking dehydrated if she's going away or something like that.
00:18:19.000She wasn't talking to me, but she's like, these old men with their Viagra and their blue chew and all this shit, get your fucking dick out of our faces.
00:19:14.000Those commercials with the old bats, when they're like, I take whatever drug it is, and they go, I'm in my 70s, and these are the best years of my life.
00:19:25.000What kind of horrid life could you have possibly had that 70 is now where you're peaking?
00:20:48.000But yeah, it's everything they said it is.
00:20:51.000It's fucking crazy, but I think it is really detrimental to your, maybe in your 20s and 30s, but then you have to worry about the cancer that it could give you.
00:21:02.000You know, all those WWE guys, when they were in their prime and they were fucking juicing, and then they all died of brain tumors and fucking liver cancer, whatever that real bad one is.
00:21:19.000It starts with a P, a prostate, whatever.
00:21:36.000Maybe there's a real sweet spot, like Joe Rogan's age.
00:21:41.000Well, you don't have to worry that 30 years down the line, you're going to get something really bad, but you're still kind of young enough to enjoy that whole thing.
00:21:52.000He was the one who got you hooked on it, wasn't he?
00:23:41.000Speaking of drinking, I was just talking to my old drinking buddy, Jay Johnson.
00:23:45.000Who was sentenced to a year and a day, which apparently is nice because it makes you eligible for programs to get out earlier, which are not eligible for anyone a year and under.
00:26:01.000And he's, I don't like the word naive for him, but LA comedy people, they're not sophisticated when it comes to writing in DC and New York.
00:26:12.000So they don't even know that it often ramps up to this kind of shit where people go to jail.
00:26:39.000There's a million people outside waving flags and doing it that never even...
00:26:47.000Well, you're within a group of a couple of people that you know and a bunch of people you don't know and you're there and you're like, yeah, it's fucking doors open.
00:26:58.000So you kind of get caught up in the moment and You don't realize or you would never fathom that the consequence to that is going to be what it's been for a lot of these guys.
00:30:12.000I mean, look at all the celebrities that are...
00:30:18.000Coming out in support of Kamala and the Democrats and every one of these bullshit allegations, the January 6th stuff, that Trump is a felon.
00:30:29.000What are the odds that all of these people would be of the same mindset just because they're in the same job or art or whatever it is?
00:32:30.000And the notion that Tony Hawk and fucking Neil Blender and all these skateboarders would all be vegetarians and feel the exact same way about everything.
00:34:47.000And then after 10 years of punishment for saying dumb shit while he was drunk, they said, okay, we might let you creep back in just because you're the greatest.
00:34:56.000So I lost my job saying some dumb shit when I was drunk.
00:36:08.000Yeah, I think it was one of those things where it was like, fuck, he made a lot of money, very successful, and his movies are fucking great.
00:36:17.000Everyone loves a good fucking Mel Gibson movie.
00:36:52.000I'm like, how the fuck do you make a big screen, big budget motion picture and Have it in a foreign language that no one would know what the fuck it was.
00:37:24.000They would kidnap the opposing chief, and they'd have him on the steps of the cathedral, whatever, the fucking pyramid, and they would abuse, cut out his tongue, and just abuse him, like, come to work, and just bonk him in the face.
00:38:41.000So they chopped heads off, and then they'd throw them down those real steep stairs, and everyone was cheering and stuff, and the head would take these cool bounces and shit.
00:38:51.000And I'm thinking, like, that was probably like when David Letterman used to drop a watermelon off the roof, and he dropped shit off the roof of the building, of the late-night building.
00:39:02.000Like, yeah, that was probably their entertainment.
00:39:05.000That would be fun to watch something go down some steep stairs.
00:39:09.000And then end with that weird face at the bottom.
00:41:00.000He's older, and he's, you know, while he was up there, I don't think Kelsey's really roping him in at the box office or on TV shows these days.
00:41:13.000I think it was in a Playboy interview, and he had a few drinks, and he goes, if I was to sit here and say the Jews control Hollywood, I would be canceled immediately and have to issue an apology.
00:41:23.000The next day, the ADL demanded that he issue an apology.
00:47:44.000And then you hear stories, and I hope they're true, that afterwards she was livid about the whole bit and it wasn't funny and it made her look stupid.
00:47:54.000And I really want to know if she's as toxic and volatile behind the scenes as Hillary was.
00:48:03.000Because we heard the horror stories from the Javits Center right after the election.
00:48:10.000And Hillary in the back, just things were being thrown, the language, the drinking, and then storming out without giving a statement or anything.
00:48:20.000I really, because she looks like the type that would fucking lose her mind.
00:48:25.000Well, she's a woman, so it's ingrained in their fucking DNA. Well, her abuse of Bill Clinton is well documented.
00:48:33.000Of Bill, you know, wearing big sunglasses and calling himself a real klutz.
00:48:54.000That's why it's well documented, because there'd be like a dinner party or something, or they'd have guests over, and she would be screaming at him and tuning him up, kicking his ass.
00:50:21.000So the story is that he would work with the cartels and let them dominate the judicial system in San Francisco the way that Maduro lets the cartels run Venezuela because he runs it with them, right?
00:53:15.000And coincidentally, he went bye-bye a few years ago.
00:53:19.000Imagine if we knew, like, every murder that these people that are actually running the country, like Chuck Schumer, and you're like, 10 bodies under Chuck Schumer.
00:53:32.000Directly, Chuck Schumer directly responsible for 10 bodies.
00:55:51.000Who was that young man that got shot on the train in Washington, D.C., and they didn't steal anything from him?
00:56:01.000That was Seth Rich, but I think he was in the streets.
00:56:03.000Seth Rich was in the streets, right, in a nice area in D.C., and he was the guy who was really pissed at Hillary for taking the nomination from Bernie Sanders.
00:58:38.000You know what's interesting these days also?
00:58:40.000When was the last time you heard about any Boeing news?
00:58:46.000Like any hearings about Boeing and safety and stuff?
00:58:50.000I haven't heard anything since the second whistleblower was found dead.
00:58:58.000Within such a short period of time, the one guy was actually at a motel waiting till the next day he was going to testify and give an affidavit.
00:59:11.000And he went out of his hotel room into his pickup truck and shot himself in the head.
00:59:19.000That's, yeah, as one does, especially when, you know, the hotel room, DNA and things could get in places where, with a truck, it's like, oh, his DNA is everywhere anyway.
00:59:31.000You really don't have to worry about what was found where and shit like that.
00:59:35.000So it's much more convenient that it was in his truck than it was in the hotel room.
01:00:10.000And now, boy, they sure took care of that.
01:00:13.000No one's speaking up about shit as far as Boeing goes.
01:00:17.000And again, enough plausible deniability where the average American can't fathom That they live in a country where this shit happens, so they just believe it and go on with their lives.
01:00:29.000Those two fuckers were murdered by either Boeing or the American military complex.
01:00:41.000That wants Boeing not put in a bad light and doesn't want people poking around Boeing's files in a case like this.
01:01:10.000There's also, you know, when we talk about DEI and shit like that, the ground crews, and there's plenty of people, there's plenty of shit to go around to fuck up the airline industry.
01:01:21.000I was talking to a liberal on the weekend about Boeing, and he goes, He goes, oh, I suppose you think it's black people's fault these planes are being grounded?
01:02:08.000You don't know what it is if you're from a small town.
01:02:10.000It's when you go from corner to corner.
01:02:13.000Or if you're going down the crosswalk to get to the other side of the street, and instead of getting to the other sidewalk and then crossing again to the other way, you make a little J. You're not staying within the crosswalk.
01:02:27.000Oh, I never thought of that as the origin, yeah.
01:02:32.000It's the shape of where you're walking.
01:02:36.000Anywho, they've made that legal in New York because some people have noticed that somewhere upwards of 90% or higher of the people being stopped for jaywalking are people of color.
01:05:25.000Racism meant that you took a left turn down a one-way?
01:05:31.000You can't apply it to everything, guys.
01:05:33.000There is a statement in the story that I read about this that said something to the effect of, and it was one of the people in charge of passing this, And it went to Adam's desk.
01:09:51.000Every law we've changed has been because of black people.
01:09:55.000I gotta say, I don't think there's anything white people do, or any other Asians do, that you go, well, they do it a lot, so let's just change it and make it legal.
01:10:08.000When the fuck does that happen with anyone else but black people?
01:10:12.000And there's a million degrees of that phenomenon that are not as easy to describe.
01:10:18.000For example, in my neighborhood, in Westchester, if you run a red light, you get a ticket.
01:12:35.000Like, as he's biting into the cheeseburger, tears are going down his face because he's been eating such shitty food for so long, praying for this day, this cheeseburger day.
01:13:17.000There were people, and there's a lot of places in New York that even if you have a carry license for New York, you're not allowed to carry in.
01:13:24.000And a lot of those are tourist places.
01:13:27.000So you want to go to the Empire State Building, you have your gun on you because you just do.
01:16:40.000We got our phone and go bleep, and like everything everyone needs to know is there, and we can get to the actual dispensing of justice part?
01:18:15.000February 29th, that goes to this board, it goes to that board, and Jay gets out.
01:18:22.000He's probably pardoned and exonerated six months after he's already made it out on his own time.
01:18:27.000Yeah, he would have made it out, yeah.
01:18:30.000It's like the people that escape from prison when they only have a few months to go, and they catch them after they would have been out anyway.
01:18:40.000Right, right, and they go back to fucking jail.
01:22:00.000Isn't it possible that the number one leading candidate for the opposition If you put him in front of a court and you find him guilty of 34 felonies, that maybe there's a conflict there?
01:22:17.000Maybe there's another reason, aside from, you know, justice being doled out, that they're trying to make this guy incapable of being the president?
01:24:07.000And then I'm just going to emerge like Chris Cuomo from the basement after my COVID quarantine and try to accept the fact that I live in Venezuela now.
01:24:17.000Face the reality of that we are in a...
01:24:21.000Insane, communist, socialist, gay, black land that doesn't resemble America anymore.
01:24:30.000A nation that was the spearhead of a culture, Western culture, that is all about meritocracy.
01:24:37.000which you can call racist all you want.
01:24:39.000It's the least racist system in the world because it's based on merit.
01:25:30.000On yesterday's show, I said that watching what's happening is...
01:25:37.000I don't think we can come back from it as a country.
01:25:40.000I don't think we can actually bring it back.
01:25:42.000The only hope was the Gen Zers who are so fed up with their parents and grandparents Ridiculous fucking ideology They they drop n-bombs all the time they say faggot Oh did you see that Gen Zer who works for Trump's campaign screaming at that mayor In I don't know where it was Pennsylvania Philadelphia maybe And he's trying to shut down these barriers.
01:26:08.000And the guy is just fucking tearing this old boomer a new ass.
01:27:22.000Like, Trump, I don't see Trump fixing anything.
01:27:26.000I just hope Trump can be a speed bump long enough for these motherfuckers to get some reins of power and start, you know, trying to turn the fucking ship around.
01:27:40.000Because, you know, their parents are the assholes.
01:27:42.000Their parents are Black Lives Matter and fucking Occupy Wall Street.
01:31:11.000Tom Jones used to stab people on stage every night.
01:31:15.000And they show pictures of this cute little black boy in school with his little school uniform.
01:31:20.000And then we find out today, oh no, it's a jihadist who had an al-Qaeda manual, and though he was born here, he had not just not assimilated, he had seething hatred for Britain and the West and little girls, little white girls, so he stabbed them to death.
01:31:36.000And the media hid it from us, even lied and said he wasn't Muslim, in order to avoid some sort of...
01:31:44.000Yeah, they wanted to avoid, I don't know, a race riot or something.
01:35:52.000Yeah, Pat Dixon was shitting on Bill about taking the jacket, and then I said that, well, I said I wanted the jacket back, but I was going to go up there and get it.
01:36:02.000But I was up there, and Bill didn't bring it to the wedding, so he's got to mail it to me now, and it just made a big to-do.
01:36:10.000Was he like, oh shit, I forgot the jacket?