Gavin and Anthony recap their weekend in Atlantic City and talk about Mikey Cuffs and the Asian whore lady. Also, Anthony talks about his weekend in Las Vegas and how he almost got into a fight with a stripper.
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00:03:25.000Everything about your life is disgusting.
00:03:28.000You shouldn't have been born, and now you're like this satanic ghost that floats through the Western world, where you don't belong, by the way, because she had an accent, where you don't belong, and now you're putrefying our culture with your disgusting career.
00:06:10.000At least, like, even though there's, Paul Begali is probably pretty moderate, but the other guy's pretty liberal, but at least they're, like, smart.
00:06:17.000Like, it's pretty rare you find a smart liberal.
00:06:28.000But the restaurant, the steakhouse, which you could probably dig up, had this hot black chick who was coming around and just sitting with us.
00:08:05.000That way you weed out the wheat from the chaff.
00:08:08.000You get the good-looking stripper over there.
00:08:11.000And now you also have to have this talent, be able to get rid of the vultures.
00:08:15.000Because if you're dumping a shitload of money out and you get one of the hot ones that come over to you, now they're all coming over for their cut.
00:10:34.000So the threesome was just four tits, that's it.
00:10:37.000So since then, I had a surgeon insert a bag of Coke into my forearm and stitch it up.
00:10:43.000So if things ever get to that ever again, which they won't, but the odds still exist, I can just take a scalpel and just cut into my flesh.
00:11:13.000You know, if you could fool someone into telling them you're gonna kill Hitler with a time machine, and then you just go back with a big bag of coke for this poor Gavin McInnes kid.
00:11:25.000The Germans were like, I don't mean to, we're very happy that you're doing this and risking, you know, life in prison for killing a baby, but why are you bringing an eight ball to go kill a baby in Austria?
00:12:48.000Yeah, you gave him some fentanyl coke, you dummy.
00:12:52.000Or my ego is so huge from that awesome threesome that I come back and I'm this washed up dude at the bar who's bald and has like, I was going to say tons of jewelry, which I do have.
00:21:25.000Like, if there's a kid who crosses the road, like the Boston bombing kid, Martin Richard, he was the eight-year-old who killed in the Boston bombing.
00:22:19.000I can only focus on the West, where if someone did that in fucking London, England, or Germany, that'd be known as the pretzel guy, and he'd be beaten to death in prison.
00:22:32.000I like watching videos from India because it seems like they don't quite have a grasp on electricity and trains.
00:22:43.000Sometimes trains and electricity at the same time because they got those cables and the fucking thing and they got people piled on top of the train.
00:24:00.000The worst thing we did was helping them and a lot of other countries because we paved the way for roads and we gave them medicine and all this stuff.
00:24:10.000And it's like giving an eight year old a Ferrari.
00:24:12.000So now they have all this roads and technology and they should have, you know, it's like sex.
00:24:20.000Like when you're 13, you meet a girl, you kiss her on the lips.
00:24:25.000You don't start with double dongs and fucking orgies, but we gave them all double dongs, and we're like, start fucking really giving it to each other.
00:24:35.000And then we took away the double dongs, and now they're just like these depraved perverts with technology, like South Africa.
00:25:49.000live maybe two right yeah and and you're like you're keeping the population where it's supposed to be when they get the medicine and technology that they need to keep them all alive now it's like you can't have eight kids now all he is you're fucking everything up yeah like we'll look at Africa The nations that aren't, you know, like South Africa, kinda, they kinda blew it by getting rid of apartheid.
00:26:15.000But Africans, they have a shitload of kids, and a lot of them die.
00:26:20.000So any help we've given them has just made the situation worse with overpopulation and famine and disease and...
00:26:27.000It's like when a crazy person came into my dad's pub and I was visiting him and he was like, man, we got all kinds of people.
00:26:34.000How do you know who's an alien, who isn't?
00:29:00.000I definitely don't think drivers have gotten better at driving.
00:29:05.000But you look at the technology that goes into cars now for accident avoidance and airbags were a big thing and crumple zones and all kinds of things that just make accidents less fatal.
00:29:22.000It has nothing to do with people getting better at driving.
00:29:26.000Even the hospitals, again, the technology and that kind of trauma care, people that would have been dead in a car accident, they pull them through.
00:29:40.000Some of these guys that come back from Afghanistan, and you can see the indent where their skull is gone, and they're in a chair, and their daughter's like, he's still my dad!
00:30:40.000I'll tell you what, even the dick, if I could eat pussy, I think I could take, I think you could go below the belly button and I'm still in.
00:31:33.000Well, I did hear that these paralyzed guys, a lot of war vets too, obviously, but these paralyzed guys are saying to the medical community, hey, I appreciate the work you're doing on the spine, and that is great.
00:31:44.000I would love to walk again, but pretty much everywhere has wheelchair access.
00:31:49.000I can dig the New York City subways on a wheelchair, so I wouldn't mind a little more time on the dick.
00:31:57.000Maybe just adjust some of your day to more penile things, because I wouldn't mind fucking at some point or having a bitch ride me.
00:33:02.000My wife's going through menopause, and if I put my arm around her in bed at night when we're sleeping, I basically put my arm around Anthony Cumia.
00:34:24.000I would say out of like a hundred guys I know, there's only like two or three that are just two peas in a pod with their wife or their girlfriend, and I hate it.
00:35:10.000You know, you just reminded me of that thing you mentioned on Atlantic City about the Honeymooners, where they said, we're going out camping, boys, and no wives.
00:35:24.000Honeymooners episode where they brought their wives, and it was Norton and Ralph.
00:35:30.000They got browbeaten to bring in their wives.
00:35:33.000That's the funniest concept I've ever heard.
00:35:37.000They had talked about, at the lodge, they were talking, and Ralph gave this rousing speech to the guys at the lodge, of how, you know, this is men, and we gotta go home, and you tell these women that this year they're not coming, only the men.
00:35:51.000And then he's home, and you know, it's so funny, because Norton's just like, so did you tell her she ain't going?
00:38:58.000The weird thing is, I think the Lost Episodes were done on video, and these were done on film, and then they kinescoped them so they could distribute them across the country.
00:40:50.000Where we pretend to be tougher and cooler than we are, and we're not.
00:40:53.000So when we see Ralph bluffing and pretending that he's got it under control, it reminds us of us, where we're like bluffing and lying and trying to be cooler than we are.
00:41:05.000And then he's awkward as hell and can't figure a way out of his problem.
00:42:15.000I saw a show on Netflix last night called The Madness I don't know You don't seem like the kind of guy who loves unbelievably bad shit I love a good hate watch.
00:42:27.000Okay, well then this is a hate watch for you, dude.
00:42:31.000So he's a genius black CNN guy who's the greatest guy in the world.
00:42:45.000But he's innocently going to an Airbnb cabin up in Pennsylvania or something, and he accidentally witnesses Antifa murder the head, like Richard Spencer or something.
00:44:27.000The one thing that almost broke me, where he talks to the white supremacist ex-wife, and he goes, he's giving her shit, which is weird, because she didn't even know her husband was the head of the Nazi movement or whatever.
00:44:41.000And he goes, yeah, you think I give a shit about some Derek Chauvin fanboy who wants to...