Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 12, 2024


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47 minutes

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7,390

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804

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Gavin and Anthony recap their weekend in Atlantic City and talk about Mikey Cuffs and the Asian whore lady. Also, Anthony talks about his weekend in Las Vegas and how he almost got into a fight with a stripper.

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00:00:00.000 Hi, everybody.
00:00:28.000 How are we doing?
00:00:30.000 Welcome back to our show.
00:00:33.000 And of course, it's Wednesday, which means myself, Anthony Cumia, and Mr. Gavin McInnes.
00:00:38.000 Hi, Gav.
00:00:39.000 What up, nigga? 1.00
00:00:43.000 How you doing?
00:00:44.000 I need to fix my screen real quick because I'm only getting...
00:00:48.000 I'm not getting the multiple screen thing.
00:00:52.000 It doesn't seem to be on the Compound app.
00:00:55.000 Hmm, interesting.
00:00:57.000 Interesting.
00:00:59.000 I don't even know what to do.
00:01:01.000 Let's see.
00:01:02.000 Multi-speaker.
00:01:06.000 I don't know.
00:01:06.000 I don't think I'm getting what we get, like what goes out.
00:01:10.000 Okay, there it is.
00:01:12.000 There it is.
00:01:13.000 Now, all I need to do is put speaker.
00:01:17.000 There it is.
00:01:17.000 Okay.
00:01:18.000 That's all I needed.
00:01:19.000 Boom.
00:01:19.000 The two shot, as they call it.
00:01:21.000 The two shot.
00:01:22.000 The two shot.
00:01:23.000 Thank you.
00:01:24.000 Me and Gavin, here we are hanging out Wednesday after our big Atlantic City weekend, which was so much fun.
00:01:32.000 That was a very good time.
00:01:34.000 You have interesting friends.
00:01:36.000 It was great seeing you.
00:01:38.000 You have pretty interesting friends.
00:01:41.000 Dude, Mikey Cuffs is a Batman villain called the Giggler.
00:01:45.000 Yes!
00:01:47.000 He's taking his hat off.
00:01:49.000 Does he have head trauma?
00:01:50.000 I love him, but he seems special.
00:01:54.000 It's when he's having some drinks, he tends to get very laughy, like he'll push you around a little bit.
00:02:03.000 Yeah, the hat comes on.
00:02:04.000 Yeah, yeah, the hat comes off.
00:02:06.000 Hey, how you doing?
00:02:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:10.000 And I go, so you're just retired, huh?
00:02:12.000 You must really want to talk about blacks. 1.00
00:02:14.000 Yeah.
00:02:16.000 Then for the rest of the night, every time I saw him, he'd be like, what are we going to talk about the blacks, huh?
00:02:19.000 What are we going to talk about the blacks?
00:02:21.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:25.000 Yeah, that's Mikey Cubs.
00:02:27.000 He's a pisser.
00:02:28.000 So I didn't see...
00:02:29.000 Sunday, I just got up.
00:02:30.000 I was driving, right?
00:02:32.000 It's Atlantic City.
00:02:33.000 So I was just like, are you around?
00:02:35.000 You didn't respond.
00:02:35.000 So I just went home.
00:02:37.000 What did you do?
00:02:38.000 And that was pretty early for Atlantic City.
00:02:41.000 It was like noon.
00:02:42.000 What did you do Sunday?
00:02:44.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:44.000 I slept a lot Sunday.
00:02:46.000 I was fucking beat.
00:02:48.000 And it wasn't even like drinking beat or spending that many hours at the blackjack.
00:02:54.000 I just was not feeling the gambling on Sunday.
00:02:58.000 It just wasn't really happening.
00:03:01.000 On Saturday or Sunday?
00:03:03.000 Well, Saturday night, yeah.
00:03:04.000 Friday is the big night.
00:03:07.000 Saturday, I wasn't feeling the gambling.
00:03:09.000 It just wasn't clicking.
00:03:10.000 And, you know, we hung out, had a good time at that bar with the prostitute whore. 1.00
00:03:17.000 Asian whore lady. 1.00
00:03:19.000 I think you absolutely walked up to her and just called her a piece of trash. 1.00
00:03:24.000 No, I said you're abhorrent.
00:03:25.000 Everything about your life is disgusting.
00:03:28.000 You shouldn't have been born, and now you're like this satanic ghost that floats through the Western world, where you don't belong, by the way, because she had an accent, where you don't belong, and now you're putrefying our culture with your disgusting career.
00:03:45.000 Yes.
00:03:45.000 And then I called security on her.
00:03:48.000 There's whores in here. 1.00
00:03:49.000 It's disgusting.
00:03:50.000 Yeah.
00:03:51.000 And security actually came over, had a little chat with her, but didn't remove her from the establishment.
00:03:56.000 But I did notice after that chat, she stopped looking.
00:04:00.000 Because all she would do is look and smile with this dumb, fake, whore smile. 1.00
00:04:07.000 And the fucking thing is, she was behind you.
00:04:09.000 We're sitting at the bar.
00:04:11.000 Me and Gavin are facing each other, you know, sort of turn the bar stools, you know, so you can face each other.
00:04:16.000 You've drank at a bar with friends.
00:04:18.000 And she's right behind Gavin, like over his shoulder.
00:04:22.000 And yeah, she's like...
00:04:25.000 With this dumb smile.
00:04:27.000 And I'm trying to talk to Gavin.
00:04:29.000 And she's literally like one eye twitched to the side.
00:04:33.000 It was bugging the living fuck out of me, that hooah. 1.00
00:04:37.000 And it's like, this is what I look like, okay?
00:04:41.000 I know there's no...
00:04:43.000 Asian women that are above a four clamoring to hang with me. 1.00
00:04:47.000 There's no women at all, actually. 1.00
00:04:49.000 Not even ugly ones.
00:04:50.000 So this is all a fucking lie.
00:04:52.000 And I can't tell you how many small town proud boys have come to like a major meetup in Vegas or something.
00:04:59.000 And there's some hot black chick and they're like, well, well, well, look here. 1.00
00:05:03.000 A lady thinks I'm a cutie. 1.00
00:05:06.000 And they take her up to the room.
00:05:08.000 It'll usually be two.
00:05:09.000 One of them, they'll fuck. 0.90
00:05:11.000 I don't even know what they do.
00:05:13.000 But then the other one goes through everyone's pockets.
00:05:16.000 It's Vegas, right?
00:05:17.000 So you have like $2,000 in your fucking pants.
00:05:20.000 It's a criminal enterprise.
00:05:22.000 It's like, come on, guys.
00:05:24.000 Come on! 0.61
00:05:25.000 And how many guys did we see walk into that bar and start talking with that woman and then touching her?
00:05:34.000 One guy was running his fingers through her hair like, oh, get the fuck out of here. 1.00
00:05:40.000 You know what I don't think I ever told you?
00:05:43.000 When I first met Tucker Carlson was probably 2000 and he invites me to a steakhouse in Midtown.
00:05:51.000 And I was with him, and he had, like, his show.
00:05:55.000 There was the guy, Pete Begalia, and then the other guy with the wife who's a Republican who wears LSU shit everywhere, James Carville.
00:06:05.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:06:06.000 Because he had a show with them at the time.
00:06:08.000 Oh, God.
00:06:08.000 All right, so that's fine.
00:06:10.000 Great.
00:06:10.000 At least, like, even though there's, Paul Begali is probably pretty moderate, but the other guy's pretty liberal, but at least they're, like, smart.
00:06:17.000 Like, it's pretty rare you find a smart liberal.
00:06:20.000 I love smart liberals.
00:06:21.000 I find one maybe every year and a half.
00:06:25.000 So I was thrilled to, like, talk.
00:06:28.000 But the restaurant, the steakhouse, which you could probably dig up, had this hot black chick who was coming around and just sitting with us. 1.00
00:06:37.000 Now, no one was fucking her. 1.00
00:06:39.000 She wasn't a prostitute. 1.00
00:06:40.000 But her role at the restaurant was to make the high rollers seem comfortable. 1.00
00:06:47.000 And fucking, what's his name?
00:06:50.000 LSU, New Orleans, dude.
00:06:51.000 Carvel.
00:06:52.000 Carvel loved it.
00:06:54.000 And so he's got this, like, eight on his knee.
00:06:57.000 Not an eight to you, but an eight to Benny.
00:07:01.000 Maybe ape.
00:07:05.000 Sounds like eight.
00:07:06.000 That's why I don't like talking to you before the show starts.
00:07:09.000 This could have been on the cutting room floor.
00:07:11.000 Can't have that.
00:07:13.000 And he's enjoying her.
00:07:16.000 I'm all for romance.
00:07:18.000 I love it when people have a rapport.
00:07:22.000 But this fucking medieval concept of these fucking...
00:07:27.000 We might as well be salarymen in Japan with some girl coming by. 1.00
00:07:31.000 It's just fucking disgusting and sad.
00:07:33.000 And it makes me more angry at the men.
00:07:36.000 Yes.
00:07:36.000 They're like, a lady likes me!
00:07:39.000 Yay! 0.99
00:07:39.000 Such bullshit. 0.99
00:07:41.000 Fuck off, dude.
00:07:42.000 You see that everywhere.
00:07:43.000 The strip club.
00:07:44.000 You know, the guy that thinks the girl really likes him.
00:07:48.000 And, you know, we were talking about that, too.
00:07:51.000 Like, if you're going to try to pick up a stripper, you just need a lot of money. 1.00
00:07:55.000 And you got to have some talk.
00:07:57.000 You got to have the gift to gab with these girls.
00:07:59.000 You know, and it's pretty easy.
00:08:02.000 But you need a lot of money.
00:08:05.000 That way you weed out the wheat from the chaff.
00:08:08.000 You get the good-looking stripper over there. 1.00
00:08:11.000 And now you also have to have this talent, be able to get rid of the vultures.
00:08:15.000 Because if you're dumping a shitload of money out and you get one of the hot ones that come over to you, now they're all coming over for their cut.
00:08:24.000 You've got to be, no.
00:08:26.000 This is what I claim in the strip club tonight.
00:08:29.000 Well, you're forgetting the third talent called a giant bag of coke.
00:08:34.000 Oh, right, right, right.
00:08:35.000 Yes, the Coke.
00:08:36.000 Well, if you don't do Coke, and not that you have to do it to give it out.
00:08:40.000 It's probably better if you don't do Coke, but you have some for the girls. 1.00
00:08:44.000 That way, you know, you're not really going to run out.
00:08:48.000 So, yeah, yeah.
00:08:49.000 Coke wasn't my bag, Matt.
00:08:52.000 Well, speaking of bags.
00:08:54.000 Unfortunately, the time I was into doing coke, I was dirt poor.
00:08:59.000 So, you know, imagine how things could have been if I had all the money I've had and was into coke.
00:09:05.000 How much better it would have been.
00:09:07.000 That was back in the days where you're just doing Blotto's coke in the fucking backstage.
00:09:12.000 Stealing other bands coke in dressing rooms.
00:09:16.000 Yes.
00:09:16.000 Well, I don't know if you see the bulge here, but...
00:09:19.000 I brought a girl, a stripper, home once. 0.99
00:09:22.000 Not home, but to the place I was staying at in Montreal.
00:09:25.000 I'd moved to New York and I was coming back.
00:09:27.000 And we had coke.
00:09:28.000 And me and the girl I was with there, first of all, my girl seduced the stripper in the fucking, what do you call that?
00:09:37.000 The private dance room, whatever.
00:09:38.000 Yeah, yeah, the...
00:09:41.000 Champagne room?
00:09:42.000 Champagne room, whatever.
00:09:42.000 But in Montreal, it's booths.
00:09:44.000 So she was in a private booth.
00:09:46.000 Yeah, the lap dance room, whatever it is.
00:09:47.000 Yep.
00:09:48.000 Got her back.
00:09:49.000 I go, you two take your shirts off.
00:09:51.000 They take their shirts off.
00:09:52.000 I was down to my last pubes of blow.
00:09:56.000 And I laid out a pew beach.
00:10:00.000 It would disappear as you went towards it because you would breathe.
00:10:05.000 It was like the Pompeii statue of what a line used to be.
00:10:12.000 It's gone, right?
00:10:14.000 Gone.
00:10:14.000 So they pretty quickly got sick of their pubes, and the stripper was like, it's French Canada, right?
00:10:22.000 Is that all you got?
00:10:23.000 Are you done now?
00:10:24.000 And I go, yeah, but I have weed and vodka.
00:10:28.000 And she's like, yeah, I'm out.
00:10:31.000 And she puts on her, and she leaves.
00:10:34.000 So the threesome was just four tits, that's it. 1.00
00:10:37.000 So since then, I had a surgeon insert a bag of Coke into my forearm and stitch it up.
00:10:43.000 So if things ever get to that ever again, which they won't, but the odds still exist, I can just take a scalpel and just cut into my flesh.
00:10:52.000 Cut into it, and now you have...
00:10:55.000 Because you blew the opportunity for a real live threesome. 0.99
00:11:00.000 It would have been fucking a crazy night.
00:11:03.000 I want to just like send that guy a pillowcase of blow through a time machine.
00:11:10.000 Fuck killing Hitler.
00:11:11.000 Yes.
00:11:12.000 That's it.
00:11:13.000 You know, if you could fool someone into telling them you're gonna kill Hitler with a time machine, and then you just go back with a big bag of coke for this poor Gavin McInnes kid.
00:11:25.000 The Germans were like, I don't mean to, we're very happy that you're doing this and risking, you know, life in prison for killing a baby, but why are you bringing an eight ball to go kill a baby in Austria? 0.81
00:11:39.000 I may do some stops along the way.
00:11:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:43.000 I don't know.
00:11:43.000 Stop in Montreal.
00:11:44.000 Yeah.
00:11:44.000 Some intelligence.
00:11:45.000 I hear someone there really knows where they keep the Hitler baby. 0.97
00:11:48.000 I want to kill Hitler's great-grandson. 0.98
00:11:52.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:52.000 I'm doing stops.
00:11:54.000 And he's probably a coke head. 1.00
00:11:56.000 I gotta earn his confidence.
00:11:59.000 Yeah.
00:12:00.000 And then, like, young Gavin sees you walk, you know, knock on the hotel room door, and he's like, Dad?
00:12:12.000 No, you fucking idiot.
00:12:14.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:12:15.000 Here.
00:12:16.000 Don't blow it.
00:12:17.000 Just don't blow it.
00:12:19.000 And then I get a knock on my time machine at like 6 a.m.
00:12:23.000 Hey man, you got any more?
00:12:25.000 You got more?
00:12:26.000 I needed more.
00:12:28.000 I brought you an eight ball.
00:12:30.000 You finished an eight ball?
00:12:33.000 Or he ODs and you disappear.
00:12:41.000 Yeah, yeah, you pull the Marty McFly.
00:12:43.000 There's fentanyl in it.
00:12:44.000 My hands start disappearing.
00:12:46.000 Fuck!
00:12:46.000 Right, yeah.
00:12:48.000 Yeah, you gave him some fentanyl coke, you dummy.
00:12:52.000 Or my ego is so huge from that awesome threesome that I come back and I'm this washed up dude at the bar who's bald and has like, I was going to say tons of jewelry, which I do have.
00:13:04.000 And I'm like, I was a fucking legend.
00:13:09.000 Yeah.
00:13:10.000 In Montreal, I used to have threesomes all the fucking time. 0.95
00:13:13.000 And I'd have a time machine to bring me more coke.
00:13:16.000 Time machine to bring me coke?
00:13:18.000 How many threesomes you had?
00:13:20.000 Probably none, you fucking loser.
00:13:24.000 Oh, no.
00:13:26.000 It never works.
00:13:27.000 It's for the best.
00:13:28.000 The time machine never works.
00:13:29.000 It's for the best.
00:13:30.000 Yeah, it's always for the best to just leave that time machine alone.
00:13:34.000 Don't.
00:13:35.000 Even killing Hitler, that wouldn't do very good. 0.93
00:13:38.000 Well, what if you kill Hitler and there was fucking Jews in the world? 0.97
00:13:41.000 What did you say?
00:13:42.000 600 more Jews? 0.88
00:13:43.000 It'd be 600 more.
00:13:49.000 Based!
00:13:50.000 Just kidding, Jews. 1.00
00:13:52.000 Oh, that reminds me.
00:13:53.000 Can we make this a free episode?
00:13:57.000 Yeah.
00:13:58.000 Are you cool with that?
00:13:59.000 All right.
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00:15:49.000 That sounds like a good incentive to go to the gym if you take it and then you're like, I'm not going to go.
00:15:55.000 And then you're just itching.
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00:15:59.000 Beta-calanine or something?
00:16:01.000 Beta-alanine.
00:16:02.000 Beta-alanine.
00:16:03.000 And it's, I don't know what it is, but it's these prickles in your body.
00:16:07.000 And then if you're driving to the gym and you know someone almost hits you, you go, Jesus Christ!
00:16:11.000 You get this surge of it and now it's like pinholes all over your body.
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00:16:22.000 Sounds awesome.
00:16:23.000 Yeah, it's great.
00:16:24.000 Sounds fun.
00:16:26.000 But you also, you have a second wind at the gym.
00:16:32.000 Our buddy Tony that we were with in Atlantic City, he was saying to me, I can bench press 250 pounds.
00:16:41.000 And I go, you absolutely cannot.
00:16:44.000 There's no fucking way you can do that.
00:16:46.000 And he goes, okay.
00:16:47.000 First of all, I go prove it.
00:16:49.000 He goes, I did it at your house last time I was in town.
00:16:51.000 And I go, okay, do you have evidence of this?
00:16:53.000 He shows me a picture of him on my son's bench press thing, weight set, with 125 pounds on his barbell.
00:17:02.000 I go, that's 125 approximately.
00:17:04.000 I also go, I'm not sure we have 250 pounds of weights.
00:17:09.000 Well, the bar is 100. Right, right, right.
00:17:12.000 We're going to have to add iron skillets and ski boots and have, like, a kid sit on either side to get up there. 0.96
00:17:19.000 So he came to my house before we went to Atlantic City.
00:17:21.000 He flew to New York, and then we drove in together.
00:17:26.000 And I gave him 150 pounds, and it's coming down on his chest, and then it's not coming up, and he just goes...
00:17:35.000 Oh, no.
00:17:35.000 He just goes, help!
00:17:39.000 But I'm not Lou Ferrigno.
00:17:41.000 I now have to pick it up off his chest like this.
00:17:44.000 I can't pick up 150 pounds like this.
00:17:48.000 Who am I? No.
00:17:49.000 So I'm like, well, we both got to work on this together because I'm not sure I can help you, buddy.
00:17:54.000 Jeez.
00:17:55.000 I've seen some videos of people dying.
00:17:58.000 Like watching snuff films.
00:18:00.000 You watch some guy on a bench.
00:18:01.000 Or rolls the neck or whatever?
00:18:02.000 And he decided to video himself working out alone.
00:18:07.000 And they just clang.
00:18:08.000 And you see the twitching and everything.
00:18:10.000 And he's just dying.
00:18:11.000 It's pretty sick.
00:18:13.000 Yeah.
00:18:14.000 What do you watch that on?
00:18:15.000 Crazyshit.com brutal content?
00:18:17.000 It's literally called X. I just watch it on fucking X. It comes up in my feed.
00:18:23.000 I don't want to see it, but if it's put there, then I have to watch.
00:18:28.000 I'm like, oh, God.
00:18:29.000 I've watched.
00:18:30.000 I've seen more people die than Vietnam fucking deaths that have done three tours.
00:18:34.000 I've seen a lot of death on the Internet.
00:18:38.000 I hate it.
00:18:39.000 You know, crazyshit.com has that thing, 25 people having a worse day than you.
00:18:44.000 And it's often very funny, like falling down stairs and stuff.
00:18:47.000 Yeah.
00:18:48.000 But then it'll be some nip, some gook in Korea. 1.00
00:18:52.000 Sorry, free podcast.
00:18:54.000 Some racial epithet for a third world person.
00:18:56.000 And they're on their little scooters going...
00:19:00.000 And you're like, slow down.
00:19:01.000 You're in the third world.
00:19:02.000 Oh, God, yes.
00:19:03.000 And there's the trucks, these fucking third-world trucks with their big, harsh back, not even bumpers, back I-beams.
00:19:12.000 No safety.
00:19:14.000 Nothing.
00:19:14.000 There's no plastic.
00:19:16.000 It's just a big steel thing at exactly face level.
00:19:20.000 And you'll see the guy just go...
00:19:22.000 I assume rip his head off.
00:19:25.000 Yeah, I would assume.
00:19:25.000 And then he gets run over by the car behind him.
00:19:29.000 You've got to filter.
00:19:31.000 I do not want to see that.
00:19:32.000 I don't want to see it either.
00:19:34.000 And I never wanted to see these things.
00:19:36.000 And I still have things I will not watch.
00:19:40.000 Beheadings.
00:19:41.000 No.
00:19:42.000 I've seen photos of after a beheading where they're holding their head up and their head's got that dumb look.
00:19:51.000 Oh, yeah.
00:19:52.000 You never look good after your head's been cut off.
00:19:56.000 You're never sitting there smiling.
00:19:58.000 It's always like...
00:20:00.000 It's never the school photo of just...
00:20:06.000 Right, right.
00:20:06.000 Oh, that's that guy's head.
00:20:09.000 No, you get a dumb look on your fucking face.
00:20:14.000 That's it.
00:20:16.000 It should fix it a bit.
00:20:18.000 And then the rigor mortis seals it like that.
00:20:20.000 Oh, I've seen some of those pictures, but it's the video and the sound and everything.
00:20:27.000 I will not do that.
00:20:28.000 That would be a little too much for me.
00:20:31.000 And animals.
00:20:32.000 I don't like watching...
00:20:33.000 I like watching, like, nature take its course.
00:20:36.000 Yeah, that's not bad.
00:20:38.000 Someone's getting a full belly.
00:20:40.000 Yeah, it's what it is, you know.
00:20:42.000 But I don't like people hurting animals or those goddamn Chinese with the dogs and they throw them in boiling water and shit. 1.00
00:20:49.000 I can't watch that.
00:20:51.000 But, you know, the accidents, a lot of foreign stuff. 1.00
00:20:55.000 For some reason...
00:20:57.000 Humans don't give a fuck about things that are far away or with different people.
00:21:03.000 Yeah, I'm the same way.
00:21:05.000 I'm the same way.
00:21:06.000 If there was a horrific crash on the road near my house and there was video of it, I wouldn't want to watch that.
00:21:15.000 But if it's some Indian guy, I'd be like, yeah, let me watch that. 1.00
00:21:20.000 Oh, fuck, that had to hurt.
00:21:22.000 Well, they don't care.
00:21:22.000 They don't care about their own lives.
00:21:24.000 That's why.
00:21:25.000 Like, if there's a kid who crosses the road, like the Boston bombing kid, Martin Richard, he was the eight-year-old who killed in the Boston bombing.
00:21:33.000 We're mortified by that.
00:21:35.000 If that was in Beijing, it would just be like, oh, he died.
00:21:39.000 They had a big bomb go off.
00:21:41.000 He's not around no more.
00:21:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:21:43.000 Like, they don't give a fuck.
00:21:44.000 In China, if you hurt someone, you have to pay their medical bills, but you don't if they die.
00:21:50.000 So when they hit someone, they reverse over the body back and forth and roll it like dough.
00:21:56.000 What a terrible policy.
00:21:58.000 That's an awful policy to incentivize people to kill.
00:22:03.000 Well, it takes the Chinese government like a generation to realize a policy isn't working out like the one child policy.
00:22:10.000 So they're rolling back and forth on some kid like a donut.
00:22:14.000 Pretzel.
00:22:15.000 I don't have time to be concerned about that.
00:22:17.000 I don't understand your culture. 0.94
00:22:19.000 I can only focus on the West, where if someone did that in fucking London, England, or Germany, that'd be known as the pretzel guy, and he'd be beaten to death in prison.
00:22:31.000 Right, right.
00:22:32.000 I like watching videos from India because it seems like they don't quite have a grasp on electricity and trains. 1.00
00:22:43.000 Sometimes trains and electricity at the same time because they got those cables and the fucking thing and they got people piled on top of the train.
00:22:53.000 That's going.
00:22:54.000 And there's high voltage cables right over them.
00:22:56.000 So sometimes you get both.
00:22:57.000 But for the most part, they're outside on a patio of their shithole house.
00:23:04.000 There's 80,000 wires going everywhere.
00:23:07.000 And someone's trying to find something or fix something.
00:23:10.000 And then you get that...
00:23:12.000 And then they just fall straight down.
00:23:16.000 Or they get stuck on it.
00:23:18.000 Oh, that's the worst.
00:23:19.000 And their head sets on fire.
00:23:23.000 Like the Green Mile.
00:23:25.000 It's just fucking without the sponge being moist.
00:23:28.000 They just start burning.
00:23:30.000 And then trains.
00:23:32.000 Like they get too close to the train and it smacks right into them and their head comes apart.
00:23:39.000 And trains and electricity, they really got to...
00:23:42.000 Figure that shit out.
00:23:43.000 They don't seem concerned about it.
00:23:45.000 It doesn't seem to be a problem.
00:23:46.000 That's so many people.
00:23:48.000 They just swept it up.
00:23:49.000 You know, Mercedes Carrera, falsely accused, still in jail. 0.99
00:23:53.000 Her whole thing is like, the worst thing we ever did was colonizing India. 0.99
00:23:59.000 I mean, as far as India goes.
00:24:00.000 The worst thing we did was helping them and a lot of other countries because we paved the way for roads and we gave them medicine and all this stuff.
00:24:10.000 And it's like giving an eight year old a Ferrari.
00:24:12.000 So now they have all this roads and technology and they should have, you know, it's like sex.
00:24:20.000 Like when you're 13, you meet a girl, you kiss her on the lips.
00:24:24.000 You might touch a boob.
00:24:25.000 You don't start with double dongs and fucking orgies, but we gave them all double dongs, and we're like, start fucking really giving it to each other.
00:24:35.000 And then we took away the double dongs, and now they're just like these depraved perverts with technology, like South Africa. 1.00
00:24:44.000 Look at South Africa today.
00:24:46.000 What should it be?
00:24:47.000 It should be like Detroit post cars.
00:24:51.000 Sorry.
00:24:51.000 It should be what Detroit should be, which is just like...
00:24:55.000 Nine little houses and, like, a little soda pop factory.
00:24:59.000 That's what Detroit should be today.
00:25:01.000 That's what India should be.
00:25:02.000 They should be making little Djiboutis and selling them with no cars. 1.00
00:25:07.000 Like, they're not ready for modern Western infrastructure.
00:25:11.000 Yes, you have to earn it.
00:25:12.000 You have to earn the technology and you have to...
00:25:15.000 You can't just jump ahead because then you don't know what the fuck.
00:25:20.000 So, yeah, electricity and trains kind of...
00:25:22.000 Well, the other problem with jumping ahead, too, is you have eight kids because you can.
00:25:29.000 And then there's all this technology to save them.
00:25:32.000 So then they make more.
00:25:33.000 And then they have too many people.
00:25:35.000 And they're all starving to death with their distended bellies.
00:25:37.000 So then the NGOs come in and they go, here's a bunch more rice to make more kids.
00:25:41.000 And we just keep making it worse and worse and worse.
00:25:44.000 It's like the Tower of Babel. 0.95
00:25:46.000 Yeah.
00:25:49.000 live maybe two right yeah and and you're like you're keeping the population where it's supposed to be when they get the medicine and technology that they need to keep them all alive now it's like you can't have eight kids now all he is you're fucking everything up yeah like we'll look at Africa The nations that aren't, you know, like South Africa, kinda, they kinda blew it by getting rid of apartheid.
00:26:15.000 But Africans, they have a shitload of kids, and a lot of them die. 1.00
00:26:20.000 So any help we've given them has just made the situation worse with overpopulation and famine and disease and...
00:26:27.000 It's like when a crazy person came into my dad's pub and I was visiting him and he was like, man, we got all kinds of people.
00:26:34.000 How do you know who's an alien, who isn't? 0.99
00:26:35.000 I might be an alien.
00:26:36.000 And I was like, well, first of all, if you're an alien, what's your motive to come in here?
00:26:40.000 Wouldn't you be in the Pentagon or something?
00:26:42.000 And then he wouldn't shut up and I look at my dad and I'm like, what the fuck have I done?
00:26:46.000 And he just goes, don't engage, my boy.
00:26:52.000 Don't engage.
00:26:54.000 And we shouldn't have engaged...
00:26:56.000 The third world.
00:26:58.000 We shouldn't have engaged the world.
00:26:59.000 No.
00:27:00.000 No, it was a big fucking mistake.
00:27:02.000 Even here in New York, we have this modern technology Where you get shot in the leg, we can fix it.
00:27:10.000 So killings in New York is down, I don't know, 500%.
00:27:14.000 I mean, it was 2,500 in the early 90s.
00:27:19.000 Now it's down to one a day, 300 a year, whatever.
00:27:23.000 But I think the same number of people are getting shot.
00:27:27.000 We're just better at fixing it.
00:27:29.000 Right, the shootings themselves are up.
00:27:31.000 I saw something over the weekend in Chicago, I think, which is a really low weekend.
00:27:37.000 They had 14 shootings with four deaths.
00:27:40.000 Yeah, that should have been 50-50. 0.74
00:27:43.000 It should have been like seven deaths in 14 shootings, but they only had four deaths.
00:27:49.000 And again, that's just the miracle of modern medicine and trauma centers in some of these horrible cities.
00:27:56.000 Dude, during the Civil War, your friend would get shot.
00:27:59.000 You would cry.
00:28:01.000 Then you'd get a tear duct infection from crying.
00:28:03.000 And then you would die next to his body with pus coming out of your eyes.
00:28:09.000 Because you were near someone who grazed their knee or had diarrhea.
00:28:14.000 Yeah.
00:28:15.000 Yeah, well, more people died of disease than died of actual wounds from weapons in the Civil War, which is amazing.
00:28:25.000 Every battle back then, even you look at old castle days in Europe, it's all fucking diarrhea.
00:28:30.000 They would stop the water supply to the castle and everyone would shit themselves to death.
00:28:35.000 So it's possible that war and crime and death is up, but we just keep fixing them.
00:28:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:28:43.000 I think that's what we're doing.
00:28:44.000 Like, they talk about how automobile deaths have been dropping year after year for decades.
00:28:53.000 And I can't imagine there are a lot more cars on the road than there used to be.
00:28:59.000 You would think it would go up.
00:29:00.000 I definitely don't think drivers have gotten better at driving.
00:29:05.000 But you look at the technology that goes into cars now for accident avoidance and airbags were a big thing and crumple zones and all kinds of things that just make accidents less fatal.
00:29:18.000 And that's absolutely the reason.
00:29:22.000 It has nothing to do with people getting better at driving.
00:29:26.000 Even the hospitals, again, the technology and that kind of trauma care, people that would have been dead in a car accident, they pull them through.
00:29:36.000 So, yeah, that's...
00:29:39.000 I think you're right there.
00:29:40.000 Some of these guys that come back from Afghanistan, and you can see the indent where their skull is gone, and they're in a chair, and their daughter's like, he's still my dad!
00:29:49.000 And he's like...
00:29:50.000 Oh, it's terrible.
00:29:53.000 Yeah.
00:29:54.000 I don't want to sound like I'm mocking him, but, you know.
00:29:57.000 No, it's what it is.
00:29:58.000 You would have been dead as a fucking doornail in Vietnam. 0.98
00:30:02.000 But we got you back, we fixed you up.
00:30:06.000 Yeah.
00:30:07.000 And I don't know if you're fixed up, buddy.
00:30:09.000 It's the Lieutenant Dan thing.
00:30:11.000 It's like, no, leave me.
00:30:12.000 I'm supposed to die here.
00:30:14.000 This is how I'm supposed...
00:30:15.000 This is my legacy, you know?
00:30:17.000 My father and grandfather and great-grandfather all died in wars.
00:30:21.000 And then they fix him up and he's got no legs and he's all pissed off, you know, till the end.
00:30:26.000 He'd still be...
00:30:27.000 Then he gets some fat Asian wife and titanium legs, Forrest. 1.00
00:30:32.000 I got my titanium legs.
00:30:34.000 As long as my dick works, I still want to keep rocking.
00:30:38.000 Yeah?
00:30:39.000 You think?
00:30:40.000 I'll tell you what, even the dick, if I could eat pussy, I think I could take, I think you could go below the belly button and I'm still in. 1.00
00:30:50.000 Wow.
00:30:51.000 Yeah.
00:30:52.000 That's a bold statement.
00:30:54.000 Fingering.
00:30:56.000 Yeah.
00:30:56.000 Blowjobs are great.
00:30:57.000 Wouldn't it be frustrating, though?
00:30:58.000 I'm a married man.
00:30:59.000 I think it'd be frustrating.
00:31:00.000 It's not exactly raining blowjobs here.
00:31:03.000 So, you know, I lose 10 minutes a year.
00:31:06.000 Yeah.
00:31:10.000 Yeah, I think it would be a little frustrating.
00:31:14.000 Like you'd be kind of worked up mentally and there'd be no physical release.
00:31:21.000 I'm such a romantic that eating a pussy, I think, would do me. 0.98
00:31:26.000 That's all I need.
00:31:27.000 I'm a feminist. 1.00
00:31:30.000 I'm a feminist. 1.00
00:31:30.000 Disgusting pleasure of an orgasm. 1.00
00:31:33.000 Well, I did hear that these paralyzed guys, a lot of war vets too, obviously, but these paralyzed guys are saying to the medical community, hey, I appreciate the work you're doing on the spine, and that is great.
00:31:44.000 I would love to walk again, but pretty much everywhere has wheelchair access.
00:31:49.000 I can dig the New York City subways on a wheelchair, so I wouldn't mind a little more time on the dick.
00:31:57.000 Maybe just adjust some of your day to more penile things, because I wouldn't mind fucking at some point or having a bitch ride me. 1.00
00:32:06.000 Please.
00:32:08.000 I'll sacrifice the walking.
00:32:10.000 Yeah, walking schmocking.
00:32:12.000 Who gives a shit?
00:32:13.000 Yeah, for the dick.
00:32:15.000 I don't need either.
00:32:17.000 You know what I would kill myself if I couldn't hug...
00:32:22.000 I just love hugging.
00:32:24.000 And that, to me...
00:32:25.000 That's my cocaine.
00:32:26.000 You know how people need...
00:32:28.000 The hugs are how I live.
00:32:30.000 And not just my family, but people...
00:32:32.000 Strangers.
00:32:33.000 I'll be on the street.
00:32:35.000 Oh, I'm sure they'll love that.
00:32:36.000 Get over here. 0.99
00:32:37.000 I wear a shirt.
00:32:38.000 Free hugs.
00:32:39.000 Yeah.
00:32:40.000 And I just...
00:32:40.000 I love hugging.
00:32:43.000 We don't hug.
00:32:44.000 That's one thing I don't like about our friendship, is that we almost never hug.
00:32:49.000 Yeah, that's good.
00:32:50.000 Yeah.
00:32:51.000 Good thing.
00:32:52.000 I'll go on the record as saying, not hugging is good.
00:33:00.000 I don't know.
00:33:02.000 My wife's going through menopause, and if I put my arm around her in bed at night when we're sleeping, I basically put my arm around Anthony Cumia.
00:33:14.000 She's just like...
00:33:16.000 What are we doing?
00:33:18.000 What is this?
00:33:19.000 Yeah.
00:33:20.000 Oh, there's no...
00:33:21.000 Yeah, you don't really spoon after 21 years of marriage.
00:33:25.000 It's not a big spoon festival.
00:33:30.000 Isn't that...
00:33:31.000 You see some of these couples, they're together 60 years.
00:33:35.000 It's gay. 1.00
00:33:36.000 They're like, what is happening there?
00:33:38.000 What is that about?
00:33:40.000 The guys who bring their wives around, I guess I'm happy you're in love, dude.
00:33:43.000 But I want to tell the kind of jokes I've just been telling for the past four minutes.
00:33:48.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:49.000 And we're at the bar.
00:33:51.000 It's guy stuff.
00:33:52.000 And it's not like they're super raunchy, like, yeah, I bet that slut liked it, dude. 1.00
00:33:59.000 They're chicks. 1.00
00:34:00.000 So they don't appreciate the raunch, and they want to talk about pesticides in food and hockey and stuff in their kids' lives.
00:34:09.000 And I'm like, why are you here?
00:34:12.000 I think after a very short period of time being married, maybe a couple of years, It's just a habit.
00:34:20.000 It just becomes a habit, like smoking.
00:34:23.000 It's very rare, though.
00:34:24.000 I would say out of like a hundred guys I know, there's only like two or three that are just two peas in a pod with their wife or their girlfriend, and I hate it.
00:34:38.000 I hate it.
00:34:41.000 What is that, CGI? I asked Grok to produce an image of you and Anthony hugging.
00:34:48.000 Whoa, Anthony loves his fried chicken, doesn't he?
00:34:50.000 He looks a lot like you.
00:34:51.000 Gavin looks kind of like retarded Gavin. 0.98
00:34:55.000 Why is Anthony so fat in all of these?
00:34:58.000 Why do I look like you?
00:35:02.000 You look like fat me, and I look like handsome me.
00:35:06.000 I don't think he could handle that.
00:35:09.000 Yeah.
00:35:10.000 You know, you just reminded me of that thing you mentioned on Atlantic City about the Honeymooners, where they said, we're going out camping, boys, and no wives.
00:35:19.000 Right, yeah.
00:35:20.000 Can you look that up, Brian?
00:35:24.000 Honeymooners episode where they brought their wives, and it was Norton and Ralph.
00:35:30.000 They got browbeaten to bring in their wives. 0.89
00:35:33.000 That's the funniest concept I've ever heard.
00:35:37.000 They had talked about, at the lodge, they were talking, and Ralph gave this rousing speech to the guys at the lodge, of how, you know, this is men, and we gotta go home, and you tell these women that this year they're not coming, only the men. 0.97
00:35:51.000 And then he's home, and you know, it's so funny, because Norton's just like, so did you tell her she ain't going?
00:35:57.000 I'm getting to it, I'm getting to it.
00:35:59.000 And he goes, you're not going.
00:36:02.000 She goes, I am going.
00:36:03.000 Oh, yeah, here you go.
00:36:05.000 This is the same episode.
00:36:25.000 Oh, really?
00:36:26.000 Yeah, this is the Lost Episodes version of something, which weren't as good, the Lost Episodes.
00:36:32.000 No?
00:36:32.000 Why are they wearing overalls?
00:36:35.000 The original...
00:36:36.000 Yeah, that was kind of weird.
00:36:38.000 No, it's Ralph telling Alice she's not going fishing.
00:36:42.000 I think that's like...
00:36:44.000 Oh yeah, your wife's dying to come fishing with you. 1.00
00:36:47.000 Yeah.
00:36:48.000 They love that.
00:36:48.000 Well, it's a whole thing.
00:36:50.000 They go in a tent and it's like camping.
00:36:52.000 It's not just like guys fishing.
00:36:54.000 Back then, I guess it was, you know, like camping and they would enjoy...
00:36:59.000 Doing things, camping.
00:37:01.000 It was a different time, Gavin.
00:37:02.000 Different time.
00:37:03.000 I don't know how it worked back then.
00:37:06.000 I liked it, though, even though I didn't live it.
00:37:09.000 Just reading about it, watching films about it.
00:37:12.000 Yeah, those times seem awesome.
00:37:14.000 Were you a latchkey?
00:37:15.000 You were a latchkey child, right?
00:37:16.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:37:18.000 I'm much more Gen X than I am boomer.
00:37:21.000 So we would come home, and the thing about 4 p.m.
00:37:25.000 on a TV network is it's not a very appealing time.
00:37:29.000 Oh, it was terrible.
00:37:30.000 You're not going to have The Price is Right, or you're not going to have the Academy Awards.
00:37:34.000 So it was just old garbage shows.
00:37:36.000 So we both grew up watching The Honeymooners and Andy and Mayberry and all these garbage free shows.
00:37:45.000 They were probably free.
00:37:47.000 Yeah, they just would plan...
00:37:48.000 Oh.
00:37:51.000 - Why I didn't tell her?
00:37:53.000 Why should I tell you why I didn't tell her? - I'll tell you why you didn't tell her.
00:37:58.000 You're scared of Alice.
00:37:59.000 - Ha, ha, ha!
00:38:01.000 Hardie, har, har! 1.00
00:38:03.000 It'll be the day when I'm scared to tell Alice anything.
00:38:06.000 I'll eat your hat. 0.98
00:38:07.000 - Well then, why didn't you tell her? - I didn't tell her because, well, I don't even know.
00:38:12.000 She wants to go on a fishing trip.
00:38:14.000 Why should I start a fight over nothing?
00:38:16.000 She's giving me no indication that she thinks she wants to go on a fishing trip.
00:38:20.000 How do you like it?
00:38:25.000 I got a hunch she's thinking of going fishing.
00:38:28.000 It was a great bargain, Ralph.
00:38:29.000 I got it all on sale.
00:38:31.000 Nice boots.
00:38:32.000 Nice and light.
00:38:34.000 Good for summer wear in the sewer.
00:38:36.000 Summer wear in the sewer?
00:38:38.000 Ralph, you haven't said anything yet.
00:38:40.000 Good.
00:38:40.000 Say something, Ralph.
00:38:42.000 Did they spend any money and do a new set?
00:38:47.000 Because the 50s, the TV was just plays.
00:38:51.000 So everything was like a play.
00:38:53.000 They only had one set.
00:38:55.000 No, they didn't.
00:38:58.000 The weird thing is, I think the Lost Episodes were done on video, and these were done on film, and then they kinescoped them so they could distribute them across the country.
00:39:11.000 So it just looked...
00:39:13.000 It didn't look as good, the Lost Episodes.
00:39:15.000 And they just weren't as funny.
00:39:16.000 I don't know what it is.
00:39:18.000 There are some funny moments in the Lost Episodes, but these original, I think, 36 episodes...
00:39:25.000 They called them the Lost Episodes because for so many years, it was only these original ones that were out there for syndication.
00:39:33.000 And they found the Lost Episodes in a vault somewhere.
00:39:37.000 Oh, so these aired once and they never...
00:39:40.000 Yeah.
00:39:41.000 And then in the 80s, I think, is when they found the Lost Episodes and put them out.
00:39:47.000 And people were like, oh, this is so cool.
00:39:48.000 We could watch New Honeymooners.
00:39:50.000 And they were kind of like, eh.
00:39:54.000 Not quite as good.
00:39:57.000 I guess we're done with this.
00:40:00.000 Funny stuff.
00:40:01.000 Yeah, it's just fucking classic.
00:40:03.000 You can watch those a thousand fuck times.
00:40:05.000 I don't know of any shows that are out right now that you could watch a thousand times.
00:40:10.000 Dude, that was the 50s.
00:40:13.000 The 50s.
00:40:14.000 And people still will go, oh, the Honeymooners.
00:40:17.000 How the hell do you put a program out like that that has that kind of longevity and passion and generations like it?
00:40:27.000 I think it was successful because it represents all of us.
00:40:31.000 I think there's Batman and Robin, right, to everyone.
00:40:36.000 But I'm a Batman to some guys, but then other guys are a Batman to me.
00:40:42.000 So we all have that Norton-Ralph thing.
00:40:47.000 And then we also have this bluff...
00:40:50.000 Where we pretend to be tougher and cooler than we are, and we're not.
00:40:53.000 So when we see Ralph bluffing and pretending that he's got it under control, it reminds us of us, where we're like bluffing and lying and trying to be cooler than we are.
00:41:05.000 And then he's awkward as hell and can't figure a way out of his problem.
00:41:10.000 He has no idea.
00:41:10.000 And when he's on TV and he's like...
00:41:15.000 Ed Norton.
00:41:16.000 He also has that thing.
00:41:19.000 I don't know.
00:41:19.000 It's the eyebrows that John Belushi took advantage of in Animal House.
00:41:23.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:23.000 Where they don't even need to talk.
00:41:25.000 There's just something about their faces.
00:41:28.000 Obviously, him being Ralph Cramden added to why that show became what it is even today.
00:41:36.000 Definitely.
00:41:37.000 You can't just take any fat fuck and put him in there.
00:41:40.000 Some of his face is...
00:41:42.000 Oh my god.
00:41:43.000 Just kill me.
00:41:47.000 Yeah, it's quite amazing.
00:41:49.000 It's definitely a loss to art because there's nothing I want to watch from network television that's on right now.
00:41:58.000 I don't even know.
00:41:59.000 I don't care.
00:42:00.000 Well, Jerry Lewis talks about how Jim Carrey is the new representative of that.
00:42:07.000 I'm just like, Jim Carrey, really?
00:42:10.000 I don't know.
00:42:11.000 He's kind of talented, but overrated.
00:42:14.000 Yeah.
00:42:15.000 I saw a show on Netflix last night called The Madness I don't know You don't seem like the kind of guy who loves unbelievably bad shit I love a good hate watch.
00:42:27.000 Okay, well then this is a hate watch for you, dude.
00:42:31.000 So he's a genius black CNN guy who's the greatest guy in the world.
00:42:38.000 I have to hand it to the show.
00:42:39.000 They did show that he wasn't around for his kids and he's a useless father, so that was kind of cool.
00:42:44.000 Okay.
00:42:45.000 But he's innocently going to an Airbnb cabin up in Pennsylvania or something, and he accidentally witnesses Antifa murder the head, like Richard Spencer or something.
00:43:02.000 They chop him up into bits.
00:43:04.000 Right.
00:43:04.000 Antifa's super badass in this show, but they're also big fat losers.
00:43:10.000 So it's some fat ugly chick going, okay, you can talk to him, but if you pull any shit, this gun's real and you're dead. 0.94
00:43:17.000 And it's the same frumpy Antifa girls at the rally.
00:43:21.000 That is screaming when the pepper spray hits their face.
00:43:25.000 So it makes me think, the left respects Antifa and thinks they're badasses.
00:43:31.000 It's terrible.
00:43:32.000 But it's the same old plot line.
00:43:34.000 Actually, we're watching Wicked to bank shows for the Christmas break.
00:43:38.000 And it's the same old plot of...
00:43:40.000 Yeah, I know you've heard bad things about black people.
00:43:43.000 But like George Floyd and Jordan Neely or whatever, they went crazy from all the abuse.
00:43:51.000 They're actually geniuses who hated it.
00:43:55.000 It's a CNN guy who happened to live next to or rented a cabin next to a guy who was killed by Antifa.
00:44:02.000 Then he got framed, and now the media makes him look like this psycho asshole who beats the shit out of people.
00:44:09.000 But A, when it's true, they were driven nuts by racism.
00:44:13.000 That's a common one.
00:44:14.000 And then B, most of it's not even true.
00:44:17.000 It's just framed.
00:44:18.000 Yeah.
00:44:20.000 And you're like, is that the pattern?
00:44:21.000 Really?
00:44:22.000 Boy, that would be a good one to hate watch.
00:44:26.000 I might have to do that.
00:44:27.000 The one thing that almost broke me, where he talks to the white supremacist ex-wife, and he goes, he's giving her shit, which is weird, because she didn't even know her husband was the head of the Nazi movement or whatever.
00:44:41.000 And he goes, yeah, you think I give a shit about some Derek Chauvin fanboy who wants to...
00:44:47.000 I was like, wait, wait, what?
00:44:48.000 Whoa, stop.
00:44:49.000 What'd you just say?
00:44:50.000 Yeah.
00:44:50.000 So white supremacists are Derek Chauvin fanboys.
00:44:54.000 Fanboys.
00:44:55.000 Because it's just a given that Derek Chauvin was out there kneeling on necks because he just hated Negroes.
00:45:02.000 Right, right.
00:45:04.000 Okay.
00:45:05.000 Did you notice if they try to put any of you into the guy, the white supremacist guy?
00:45:12.000 Because I would think they'd be like, who can we model this after?
00:45:14.000 Alex Jones or Gavin McInnes or something?
00:45:17.000 Well, maybe.
00:45:18.000 Not very explicitly.
00:45:20.000 It's been pretty explicit in the past.
00:45:22.000 But there's his following, this guy who he's called like Rage 14 or something.
00:45:28.000 And his following is 5 million people.
00:45:33.000 And he doesn't even represent, like, the Proud Boys' representation in the media at their worst.
00:45:38.000 So he's super-duper Nazi, like, blacks go back to Africa, Holocaust didn't happen, Ku Klux Klan, bad, bad man.
00:45:48.000 A lot of subscribers.
00:45:49.000 He has 5 million people following him in America?
00:45:52.000 Really?
00:45:53.000 Really?
00:45:56.000 I think you mean 500 people.
00:45:58.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:45:59.000 It's never five million.
00:46:01.000 And 200 are curious Jews.
00:46:03.000 And feds.
00:46:05.000 That's a good name for today's episode.
00:46:08.000 Curious Jews. 1.00
00:46:09.000 There's a couple of things I wanted to ask you about.
00:46:18.000 If you're...
00:46:21.000 Did you see the UFO thing?
00:46:25.000 Or whatever it is, drone thing.
00:46:28.000 I don't know.
00:46:30.000 It's not even that I don't know what these things are, and that's the weird part.
00:46:34.000 The weird part is, why the fuck doesn't the government know what they are?
00:46:39.000 Or, I think they do, but they're not telling us.
00:46:42.000 But then that's only one theory.
00:46:44.000 There's so many things.
00:46:46.000 It goes from...
00:46:47.000 This is the United States military doing their little things that they've done over the course of the years.
00:46:53.000 All the way down to, you know, there's Iran, China, it's some guy doing a publicity stunt, and then aliens.
00:47:01.000 At the very bottom, it's, you know, aliens, because let's be real.
00:47:05.000 People have brought up a great point.