On this episode of Compound Censored, Anthony Cumia and Gavin McInnes are joined by special guest and friend of the show, Sean Connery. The guys discuss a variety of topics, including the fact that Sean can't say the F word on air, and why he's not allowed to do it.
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00:03:46.000Doing and presenting things that are not really allowed on broadcast radio.
00:03:53.000And that's why I think this is a good option for people that want to see me and Gavin talk about things that aren't really addressed a lot on regular radio.
00:04:09.000I noticed you weren't allowed, like, at the end of the show, you were talking about Eric Swalwell, which, by the way, end of the show, you were still like, hello, my baby, hello, my honey, hello, my lifetime, yeah.
00:04:19.000Spinning plates and juggling chainsaws, yeah.
00:04:24.000The two hours did definitely not peter out.
00:04:28.000No, no, I was, you know, it's all that nervous energy, and it's so...
00:04:32.000Gay to be nervous for that, because I'm doing the same exact thing right now.
00:04:37.000And it's even, you know, obviously, like you said, I can't say fuck and shit, and there are certain, you know, subject matter that you have to be a little chill with, but it's the same fucking thing.
00:08:14.000It's like every two weeks and I dread it for days and days.
00:08:17.000And then I'm just a much happier person because, I don't know, I've just got this...
00:08:25.000This turmoil, this rage burning inside me where I just want revenge.
00:08:29.000I want a Charles Bronson, everyone who's ever fucked me over in the past 20 years.
00:08:34.000Well, that makes sense in that there's a sadistic part to the masochism.
00:08:41.000You want to be sadistic in the ring and fuck people up.
00:08:47.000But the unfortunate reality is, depending on who you get in there with, you could experience some masochism where you're the one getting, you know, he's the sadistic one and you're just the fucking guy to punch around the ring.
00:09:02.000But even the punches in the face, they help.
00:09:23.000Yeah, I think when someone fucks you over and you're really mad, I think you're ultimately mad at yourself and you're mad that you didn't stand up for yourself or fight harder or something.
00:09:32.000So when you get punched in the ring, you're like, I fought.
00:09:36.000Now you're tricking yourself into thinking you fought for the thing that happened years ago.
00:12:01.000And the worst case scenario of that is six black teenagers harassing an Asian 17-year-old girl in a school uniform or some diminutive little long dress and she's got groceries for her grandmother who raised her because her parents abandoned her.
00:12:20.000And they're all like, what's happened?
00:12:22.000They're taking her little fucking goldfish bag and you can get in there and get stabbed or you can do nothing and hate yourself till you die.
00:13:34.000Is that the guy that Rocky fought in Rocky IV? He's an African-American gentleman murdered by Jordan Williams for being a lunatic on the train and threatening to kill people.
00:14:16.000Like, he won, but I'm sure if he's at a bar in New York, which he probably regularly is, he's got to watch for a bottle to the head because he murdered an innocent man who was a Michael Jackson impersonator who just wanted to help.
00:14:30.000That's all he was, a Michael Jackson impersonator.
00:14:33.000He could do a moonwalk, and every picture I saw of him was smiling with other people, and then his family, who obviously were so tight.
00:18:51.000And I was driven here by Dylan Mulvaney and people go, if you like Bud, you might like PBR. I go, I'm familiar with PBR. And they go, okay, if you want to step up, get Coors Banquet.
00:19:43.000He's getting like a more femmy face than, you know, because you see these guys, they dress up and they say they're women and it's like, it never changes.
00:19:53.000There's still just a guy and that, but that stupid mouth on Dylan Mulvaney and the whiskers and stuff, and then the nose, and now you look and go, That's more of a Femi face.
00:20:29.000So I'm going to give a checkmark to Dylan Mulvaney as far as if you wanted to dedicate yourself to making believe you're a woman, you're doing a much better job of it than a lot of other people I've seen.
00:20:48.000Whippy Goldberg said the dumbest thing that's ever been said outside of the guy who said we should merge the Special Olympics and the actual Olympics.
00:23:30.000Cooling off his sweaty balls over the subway grate on the street while the dress blows up.
00:23:35.000Oh, that feels good on my taint and ball sack.
00:23:38.000You know, it's rough to go to war, but when someone paints Dylan Mulvaney on the side of your B-52 bomber, it reminds you of your girlfriend back home, and it makes the sting just a little less painful.
00:23:52.000Just, yeah, a pin-up picture of Dylan, but he's got like a bomb between his legs.
00:28:45.000When you take these hormones, it fucks up your ability to reproduce.
00:28:49.000We're also talking this week, this chick, Ariel Scarcella, I think her name is, really smart, funny, lesbian, who is lamenting the loss of lesbians in the world, and she goes to these queer rallies, and she comes across femme-presenting trans gay men.
00:30:07.000And then you go back over all the other shit, and you go, wait, you were lying about the other stuff.
00:30:12.000You said that you just wanted to get married to be normal, but you did it to terrorize Christian Bakers, and you said you just want to read Drag Queen Story Hour to make gay kids feel safer.
00:30:23.000And make homosexuality okay, but you don't include lesbians.
00:30:32.000I'm going to have to go over our entire relationship and audit everything you've ever said to us because you're fucking lying.
00:30:42.000Yeah, they just bamboozled a lot of people over the course of the years with this innocent, we're just doing this thing, and then it just gets...
00:30:53.000Well, some people will say, whatever you do in the privacy of your own bedroom is fine and everything.
00:31:45.000I mean, we've said this a million times, but, like, the origin of comedy is a caveman putting a bunch of hay on his head and going, oh, la-di-da-di-da-da-da-da.
00:33:46.000Well, I remember years ago, not years, but after you moved to Greenville, you had suggested like, I don't know, 40 grand a year doing fucking the morning traffic report?
00:34:30.000I got to say, though, I don't think other people will have the courage to say this to your face, but since this recent success, you have become...
00:35:06.000And then having t-shirts made of you like this, it's the Johnny Cash, like, fuck you with the guitar, but your face is photoshopped onto it, AI'd onto it, and it says, in your face, Opie.
00:37:42.000So Mondays is just like, I farted this morning, it hurt my butthole, I don't know.
00:37:47.000And this guy, he writes in, he's like...
00:37:50.000No one gives a fuck about your personal life.
00:37:52.000Some of us are adults and want to check in on the news.
00:37:55.000So why don't you do your stupid bullshit show for people who give a fuck about you and then the rest of us adults can have a real show where we do an actual news show.
00:38:05.000I'm like, how about you just cancel your subscription and go fuck yourself?
00:38:30.000For some reason, this, everyone's an expert at this.
00:38:35.000And I think that is because of all the podcasts and things, the ability for people to just get a mic and think that they're on equal footing with everyone else that's...
00:38:50.000Some people are extremely bad at this.
00:38:53.000And everyone thinks they're on equal footing and has this ability to critique and tell people how they should be doing their version of this.
00:43:29.000I mean, that's why, look, you got to hand it to someone like Mick Jagger who can get out there in his fucking, what is he, 80, and still give people a show that they expect, still sound good, and not want to shoot himself in the fucking head, or at least he fakes it very well when he has to play honky-tonk woman.
00:44:31.000And then, you have someone like Billy Joel that's, you know, years younger than Mick, and he's falling down on the stage and breaking a leg, or, you know, he has medical issues now after that that he's gotta have taken care of, or, oh my god, Frankie Valli.
00:45:29.000No man that age can hit that note and all set up.
00:45:42.000Guys, I don't know if you work with Frankie Valli and you're watching the show right now, you may not want to choose the versions of the song where he was 22, just barely.
00:47:23.000And whenever Led Zeppelin would, you know, the remnants get together to do something for an awards show or some bullshit, you could tell they were tuned down.
00:47:47.000I'm amazed when I see singers, even from the 80s, you know, that 80s music where they get up and they're able to actually perform the song the way it sounded back then.
00:47:57.000I'm like, and there's only a handful of them.
00:51:57.000And then you get to be 30 and you have an opportunity to do a Hollywood film.
00:52:02.000And you go, I'm going to make it about my youth when I was 18, going up and down the main strip.
00:52:08.000And so we're inundated with all these people's youths when they get some power and they're 30 and 40. And now we've got to relive the fucking boomer adolescence.
00:52:45.000Like, what was going on in 2005 that anyone gave a shit about to...
00:52:51.000I think 9-11 really broke the entire fucking machinery of That nostalgia thing.
00:53:01.000The internet made culture so homogenized that there's no specific sort of balkanization of this is New York in the 50s, totally unlike anything else.
00:53:27.000You can go back even to the 90s, I guess, maybe even early 2000s, with certain songs that will take you right back to a time and place, and you actually get this weird feeling of nostalgia and that time when you hear a certain song, maybe you haven't heard it in a while, it's from the 90s, some grunge song or something.
00:53:50.000And I just cannot get that from anything in the 2000s, 2010s.
00:53:58.000It just stopped being that we look back at certain decades.
00:54:05.000I don't know if that kicks back in with the 20s because then you get the 20s, the 30s.
00:54:11.000The aughts and the teens kind of all just went together as the 2000s.
00:54:17.000There wasn't really this big difference.
00:59:19.000I like the 1953. That's the fine year for America.
00:59:23.000They're Indian, but they live in Hong Kong, and they were all born there, but it's a very insular culture, so they end up with the same accent.
00:59:29.000But he's like, I would not sell this for $5 billion.
00:59:37.000You know, tailors, it's a dying breed, but they're on tour right now, and I've decided to go with them to D.C., New York, New Jersey, and Boston, and do a little meet and greet.
00:59:49.000You come in, it's $200, you get a special pin that allows you to go to all Compound Censored shows for free for the rest of your life.
00:59:57.000You get a shirt, you get fitted, tons of booze, we get wasted, we hang out.
01:03:51.000Well, you know, maybe it's a cultural indicator.
01:03:55.000Because, I mean, Trump does not exist in a vacuum.
01:03:59.000If Trump is doing shit and he's saying no more women in men's sports, We all know that dominoes down to Canada, then Britain, then Australia and New Zealand.
01:04:14.000Mainland Europe seems pretty impenetrable with fucking culture, but maybe Germany, France, Spain, I don't know.
01:06:18.000Why don't you just, like, do a good job for a year, get up there, sell your in-your-face Opie shirts, establish the Ant-Man, and then just go, I quit.
01:09:32.000Even the American Revolution, there's places upstate where, like, this was the battle with the Indians for four days and Fort Duquesne, and you're like, how the fuck did you know where you are?
01:09:43.000And this is very, you know, very mountainous up here in New York.
01:11:02.000I heard in the Civil War it'd be like 12 days of walking and then a shootout for like four hours and then silence and now 12 days of walking.
01:14:08.000When I was a little kid, we wear a poppy on Remembrance Day, because Canada's kind of British, and to show I'm proud of what they did for me, God bless the soldiers and sailors and airmen, too, who fought for us against the sea.
01:14:35.000And probably not when they first got there.
01:14:37.000All Quiet on the Western Front, the new one, when they're fighting those tanks, and you're just like, how the fuck do you know where you are?
01:15:10.000And then, I don't know, three years later, four years later, they're just like, you're going, the war's not over, you're going to go over there and die.
01:16:53.000The romance just came right out of it at that point, and the whole prospect of war became a much different thing.
01:17:02.000Well, at least we learned from all these mistakes, and the idea of going to war with Russia has become unthinkable, and the Democrats are saying, let's work on negotiations.
01:17:13.000Let's try to be bipartisan and support Trump, because the less deaths, the better, right?
01:20:37.000And like the people that are clamoring for this are the first people that would lose their minds at the prospect of a real fighting, dying war with America involved in it.
01:20:50.000Like, the politicians don't care, but the people that are like, oh, Trump, he's Putin's hoe, Putin's bitch, all the liberals saying that.
01:21:00.000You want to see your little friends coming home in body bags and visit their cemetery plots and, you know, all that shit?
01:21:49.000Not to mention, our medicine is so good now that men don't die.
01:21:53.000They just go home with no limbs and sit in a wheelchair with a bizarre, uncanny smile on their face as Wounded Warriors gets them a stove that goes low.
01:22:04.000Yeah, yeah, you got a stove that works like an elevator for these poor guys.
01:22:09.000Yeah, years ago, most of those guys would have died from their injuries, but the ability to get them off the battlefield really quickly, have literally doctors on the helicopters treating them on their way back to the medical facilities that they have, have kept so many of these guys alive.
01:22:31.000We've seen some amazing stories of these injured guys that just take hold of the reins and understand what happened, and they continue with a life.
01:22:40.000But that's the exception to the rule, I think.
01:22:43.000I think a lot of these guys are so fucked up.
01:24:20.000All of the Soviet satellites became their own nations and were able to pursue their own destiny if they wanted votes and be a democracy and an alliance with America.
01:24:33.000They said, hey, we just want our security.
01:27:22.000But I cannot see any reason for some protracted war where Americans are dying for anything that's going on right now.
01:27:33.000There's nothing going on right now that merits taking a shitload, hundreds of thousands of American men, dropping them somewhere around the world, and having them come back in coffins.
01:27:46.000There's nothing happening that merits that.
01:27:49.000You want to drop a few bombs, some cruise missiles?
01:27:52.000You want to go in there and take out a communications thing or a bomb manufacturing plant because it's near something we're doing?
01:29:04.000You now have 10 hours with nothing to do, and you can't drink.
01:29:09.000And you're away from your fucking squad ball and chain, so there's a huge incentive to.
01:29:16.000We always end up at the hotel bar and, you know, oh, the show is, you know, we got to get to the club and then we get to the club and a few more drinks and, yeah, yeah.
01:30:22.000I have a note on my phone called stand-up, and every time I'm at the bar and something funny happens, like we're riffing, and I'm like, that's pretty good.
01:30:29.000I leave the group and go over and be like, where, where, where?
01:30:38.000I'm sorry, giving away some material, but we were talking about this kid who had been accused of racism at my kid's high school.
01:30:45.000And he made a kid read a definition of the N-word on his phone.
01:30:50.000And I'm like, okay, let's just step into their shoes.
01:30:55.000Their scenario is like this black kid's at my Westchester, super ritzy, fancy neighborhood high school, and this black kid is like, hey man, they're like, well, well, well, looky here.
01:31:09.000Little black boy thinks he can go to the...