Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - COMPOUND CENSORED - EP183 - TACS 1888: THE ANT MAN

00:00:00.000 Thank you.

00:00:33.000 That's odd.

00:00:37.000 Hello, hello, hello.

00:00:40.000 Hi.

00:00:41.000 Hi, Gavin.

00:00:42.000 How are you?

00:00:44.000 You're good.

00:00:44.000 You look a little perplexed about that beginning.

00:00:46.000 I was a little perplexed myself.

00:00:48.000 Yeah, what happened in the beginning, Sean?

00:00:52.000 Okay.

00:00:53.000 And now I'm giant and in the corner.

00:00:58.000 Why does it have to be resized every fucking show?

00:01:02.000 Yeah.

00:01:04.000 Still in the corner a little, right?

00:01:07.000 Shouldn't it just be like compound-censored click?

00:01:10.000 Yeah.

00:01:11.000 Be logical.

00:01:13.000 I could be here.

00:01:15.000 And like, his hands are cropped.

00:01:18.000 My hands should be cropped.

00:01:21.000 Mine are always cropped.

00:01:22.000 You're kind of a desk guy, though, right?

00:01:25.000 Well, I find the hands very effusive.

00:01:27.000 They convey a lot of information.

00:01:30.000 Yeah.

00:01:31.000 I put them up when I want to, you know.

00:01:33.000 Well, that's the thing with Italians. 1.00

00:01:35.000 They don't have to worry about their hands being down.

00:01:37.000 Like an Italian. 1.00

00:01:38.000 Now there's like a gizmo in my feed.

00:01:42.000 Like the upper bar.

00:01:44.000 Now the lower bar.

00:01:45.000 There we go.

00:01:46.000 And then over the...

00:01:47.000 I got a black border around it.

00:01:52.000 I don't know.

00:01:53.000 This is great.

00:01:54.000 I said we should make this the free show.

00:01:56.000 From now on, Sean, let's set this up before the fucking show starts. 0.98

00:02:04.000 Wouldn't that make sense?

00:02:06.000 Because you were here early, right, Ant?

00:02:09.000 Yeah, like 21. Yeah.

00:02:12.000 So we'll do this in advance next time.

00:02:14.000 Yeah.

00:02:15.000 My flag is peeking into Gavin.

00:02:17.000 How are you not seeing the fucking flag?

00:02:23.000 No, no.

00:02:24.000 No, no, no.

00:02:26.000 Oh my god.

00:02:28.000 So this is free for everyone to see right now?

00:02:31.000 Yeah.

00:02:32.000 This is great.

00:02:33.000 If you watch Ann on WABC, you may want to pay a little bit extra.

00:02:37.000 Go behind the paywall and see just them trying to get the show started.

00:02:41.000 Yeah, this is how the show gets started every week and it's so entertaining.

00:02:47.000 I think that's about it.

00:02:49.000 I'll just move over here a little.

00:02:51.000 Yeah, if it's easy.

00:02:53.000 I've noticed that about other shows.

00:02:54.000 If you're on, like, The Blaze or something, they go, can you move a little to the right?

00:02:57.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:02:59.000 And I feel like going, can't you just move me to the right?

00:03:02.000 I gotta move my people to the right.

00:03:03.000 Why don't you fucking move me?

00:03:05.000 I think we're good enough here.

00:03:08.000 I think we're good.

00:03:09.000 All right.

00:03:10.000 Hi, everybody.

00:03:12.000 It's Wednesday, which means Compound Censored.

00:03:15.000 Myself, Anthony Cumia, and the great Mr. Gavin McInnes in the little box next to me.

00:03:20.000 Hi, Gav.

00:03:21.000 Hello, Ant.

00:03:22.000 How are you?

00:03:23.000 Good.

00:03:24.000 Good.

00:03:24.000 I feel so centered now.

00:03:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:03:30.000 Yeah, you know, since we were on last time, I had done a show on a broadcast radio.

00:03:38.000 Yes.

00:03:40.000 It's a very odd thing.

00:03:42.000 I'm very used to this.

00:03:43.000 I like this.

00:03:45.000 I'm used to saying.

00:03:46.000 Doing and presenting things that are not really allowed on broadcast radio.

00:03:53.000 And that's why I think this is a good option for people that want to see me and Gavin talk about things that aren't really addressed a lot on regular radio.

00:04:06.000 And you can hear the F word.

00:04:08.000 On this.

00:04:09.000 I noticed you weren't allowed, like, at the end of the show, you were talking about Eric Swalwell, which, by the way, end of the show, you were still like, hello, my baby, hello, my honey, hello, my lifetime, yeah.

00:04:19.000 Spinning plates and juggling chainsaws, yeah.

00:04:24.000 The two hours did definitely not peter out.

00:04:28.000 No, no, I was, you know, it's all that nervous energy, and it's so...

00:04:32.000 Gay to be nervous for that, because I'm doing the same exact thing right now.

00:04:37.000 Yes.

00:04:37.000 And it's even, you know, obviously, like you said, I can't say fuck and shit, and there are certain, you know, subject matter that you have to be a little chill with, but it's the same fucking thing.

00:04:51.000 Like, why be like, uh-oh?

00:04:53.000 Like, who cares?

00:04:55.000 Well, because the stakes were high.

00:04:57.000 You were going for syndication.

00:05:00.000 You had been banished from the castle, and then you were allowed back in.

00:05:05.000 If you tell the king the wrong thing on day one, you're back to the fucking forests.

00:05:10.000 It's so weird, though, because it wasn't...

00:05:13.000 Nerves at all about what I might say.

00:05:16.000 It had nothing to do with it.

00:05:18.000 It was just the nerves of doing something.

00:05:21.000 You know, when we do our comedy stuff, which is coming up soon, we'll give those dates out.

00:05:26.000 When we do that, like just before you get up on stage, you got a little nervous energy.

00:05:31.000 Even though, you know, it's like I've done this before.

00:05:34.000 It's definitely a friendly crowd.

00:05:38.000 But still, you got like that.

00:05:39.000 I don't know.

00:05:40.000 There's just something that makes your stomach kind of turn a little bit and you get up there.

00:05:46.000 But then once you start, like once I started talking, then I was fine.

00:05:50.000 Yeah.

00:05:51.000 It turns right to adrenaline and it gets converted.

00:05:54.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:55.000 I've heard that with professional boxers.

00:05:57.000 They're shitting their pants.

00:05:58.000 They don't want to do it.

00:05:59.000 Not like obviously stadium stuff, but like amateurs.

00:06:03.000 And then as soon as they get on into the ring, they're like, okay, now I'm ready to rock.

00:06:07.000 Let's do this.

00:06:07.000 Yeah, who wants to get hit in the face?

00:06:10.000 What is that mouse doing right there, Sean?

00:06:13.000 Oh, what is it?

00:06:16.000 Yeah, the boxing thing.

00:06:20.000 Human nature, I think, is pretty much try to go through your day without getting punched in the face.

00:06:28.000 You go through your best to avoid these things.

00:06:31.000 You don't say certain things.

00:06:32.000 You say certain things.

00:06:33.000 You communicate with people in certain ways.

00:06:36.000 A punch in the face is not included in your day, in your daily events.

00:06:42.000 And they just have to go, oh, yeah, tonight I'm going to a place to get punched in the face.

00:06:48.000 It's the weirdest thing.

00:06:48.000 I did it this morning.

00:06:50.000 I got punched in the head many times this morning at 10.30 a.m., and I was kind of doing your thing where I was like, all right.

00:06:59.000 Every time they got a good one, I'd be like, okay.

00:07:03.000 And that actually would buy me time because it would make them laugh.

00:07:06.000 And then I had a good four seconds to breathe again.

00:07:11.000 But it's counterintuitive.

00:07:13.000 But if I don't go, then I have nightmares about all the people who betrayed me over the years and how I want to pull their heads off.

00:07:21.000 That's interesting.

00:07:23.000 I couldn't do that.

00:07:25.000 It's Irish therapy. 0.59

00:07:26.000 I couldn't spar.

00:07:28.000 I couldn't do anything.

00:07:29.000 Even with headgear on or anything, I don't like the feeling.

00:07:32.000 Of getting, like, smashed in the head at all.

00:07:36.000 I hate it.

00:07:37.000 Even a little bit.

00:07:39.000 You know?

00:07:39.000 I just don't like it.

00:07:41.000 And the fact that people do this, they pay to go in and it's their workout or something.

00:07:47.000 It's like, you could lift some weights or something.

00:07:50.000 You don't have to be like, oh, well, I didn't get punched in the face today, so I don't feel like I really worked out.

00:07:58.000 Well, it's more about...

00:08:00.000 Being deeply damaged and hurt and mad at the world and needing some sort of, I don't know, scapegoat or some sort of release.

00:08:08.000 It's not pleasant.

00:08:10.000 I fucking hate it.

00:08:13.000 Sparring isn't even every week.

00:08:14.000 It's like every two weeks and I dread it for days and days.

00:08:17.000 And then I'm just a much happier person because, I don't know, I've just got this...

00:08:25.000 This turmoil, this rage burning inside me where I just want revenge.

00:08:29.000 I want a Charles Bronson, everyone who's ever fucked me over in the past 20 years.

00:08:34.000 Well, that makes sense in that there's a sadistic part to the masochism.

00:08:41.000 You want to be sadistic in the ring and fuck people up.

00:08:47.000 But the unfortunate reality is, depending on who you get in there with, you could experience some masochism where you're the one getting, you know, he's the sadistic one and you're just the fucking guy to punch around the ring.

00:09:02.000 But even the punches in the face, they help.

00:09:05.000 I don't know why.

00:09:06.000 It's not logical.

00:09:08.000 It's very simple to say, you go to a gym, you hit a heavy bag, you're not as mad anymore.

00:09:13.000 That's very easy to understand.

00:09:15.000 But also, the few times you get hit back, you're just like...

00:09:19.000 At least there was some consequences.

00:09:21.000 Yeah, consequences.

00:09:23.000 Yeah, I think when someone fucks you over and you're really mad, I think you're ultimately mad at yourself and you're mad that you didn't stand up for yourself or fight harder or something.

00:09:32.000 So when you get punched in the ring, you're like, I fought.

00:09:36.000 Now you're tricking yourself into thinking you fought for the thing that happened years ago.

00:09:41.000 That's kind of a great take on it.

00:09:43.000 You put it in a way I can kind of understand.

00:09:46.000 The consequence to it is pretty much a gauge on how well you're doing.

00:09:51.000 If you suck, you're going to get a lot of punches to your face and go like, well, why was I getting hit so much?

00:09:58.000 Maybe I need to work on something.

00:10:00.000 And I want the pleasure of being able to smash someone else in the face.

00:10:05.000 So every time I'm getting punched is one less time I'm getting to punch somebody else maybe.

00:10:10.000 Yeah, okay.

00:10:11.000 It's a good gauge on how well you're doing.

00:10:13.000 Well, I think every time they have a...

00:10:16.000 A man has a regret.

00:10:18.000 It's like, did I take up the conflict well enough?

00:10:21.000 And inevitably, you're lying in bed and you're like, no, I should have done more.

00:10:25.000 I should have told that guy to fuck off.

00:10:26.000 I should have sued that guy.

00:10:28.000 It's not necessarily violent, like I should have punched everyone in the room.

00:10:31.000 But you're like, I should have said to that guy, you know what?

00:10:34.000 Your problem is you fucked up, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:10:37.000 But when that kind of shit happens and you're being betrayed, you're just like, you know what?

00:10:40.000 Go fuck yourself.

00:10:42.000 Do you know, you will think about a losing fight for the rest of your life.

00:10:49.000 Men will think about a loss for the rest of their life.

00:10:53.000 And not just as a passing memory.

00:10:57.000 You assess it.

00:10:58.000 You think, why the fuck didn't I do this?

00:11:00.000 What did I do?

00:11:02.000 Decades later.

00:11:03.000 I remember altercations.

00:11:04.000 I got in with some Mexican kid in California when I was 15 years old.

00:11:10.000 And to this day, I want to throttle the little motherfucker.

00:11:14.000 He sucker punched me and I... Pussied out.

00:11:17.000 And it just stuck with me forever.

00:11:20.000 Let's get him.

00:11:21.000 Obviously, I still think about it.

00:11:23.000 Yeah.

00:11:23.000 Let's find him.

00:11:25.000 Yes.

00:11:25.000 The only thing worse than that.

00:11:27.000 Gabriel Mares.

00:11:28.000 Yeah.

00:11:29.000 We'll show up at his house.

00:11:30.000 Well, well, well.

00:11:32.000 He's 65 years old.

00:11:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:11:36.000 Can I help you?

00:11:39.000 Yeah.

00:11:40.000 Hello.

00:11:41.000 Come on in.

00:11:42.000 What would you like?

00:11:44.000 This is for 1975, bitch! 1.00

00:11:46.000 Yeah.

00:11:47.000 Remember me?

00:11:49.000 Bam! 0.98

00:11:49.000 Just pop him in the face. 0.98

00:11:51.000 Like Gene Hackman on the floor.

00:11:53.000 You'd have to carry a picture of you when you were eight years old.

00:11:56.000 No, but the biggest regret, of course, is that didn't do anything.

00:12:00.000 Yeah.

00:12:01.000 And the worst case scenario of that is six black teenagers harassing an Asian 17-year-old girl in a school uniform or some diminutive little long dress and she's got groceries for her grandmother who raised her because her parents abandoned her.

00:12:20.000 And they're all like, what's happened?

00:12:22.000 They're taking her little fucking goldfish bag and you can get in there and get stabbed or you can do nothing and hate yourself till you die.

00:12:34.000 And hate yourself, yeah.

00:12:35.000 It's not like the old days.

00:12:36.000 You can't just be the The hero, the gentleman, the chivalrous knight in shining armor.

00:12:42.000 You're going to get fucked up.

00:12:44.000 And if things get bad enough where you have to start really doing something, you might get arrested.

00:12:52.000 And now you're sitting there in a prison going, well, maybe I shouldn't have done something.

00:12:59.000 Like what's his name was a cunt hair away from? 0.97

00:13:03.000 The murderer of Jordan Neely.

00:13:07.000 Daniel Penny?

00:13:09.000 Yeah, Daniel Penny.

00:13:10.000 He was this close to 20 years.

00:13:13.000 Leaving it to a jury of his peers?

00:13:16.000 I don't want a jury of my peers because they're not going to be my fucking peers.

00:13:22.000 Yeah, he almost went away.

00:13:25.000 DeVictor Udrego.

00:13:30.000 Yes?

00:13:31.000 You've never heard of him.

00:13:33.000 Who is that?

00:13:34.000 Is that the guy that Rocky fought in Rocky IV? He's an African-American gentleman murdered by Jordan Williams for being a lunatic on the train and threatening to kill people. 0.99

00:13:46.000 Jordan stabbed him to death.

00:13:48.000 No charges for Jordan.

00:13:50.000 No controversy.

00:13:51.000 No media coverage.

00:13:53.000 And no one ever showed DeVictor on the news.

00:13:56.000 That was black on black.

00:13:57.000 Poof.

00:13:59.000 Deleted from history.

00:14:00.000 I do recall.

00:14:01.000 Yes.

00:14:01.000 Now I remember.

00:14:02.000 Didn't remember the name, obviously.

00:14:03.000 I have it written in marker on the wall right there.

00:14:07.000 That's how I remember.

00:14:08.000 Yeah.

00:14:09.000 I remember Daniel Penny because that was a big thing.

00:14:12.000 I remember...

00:14:14.000 Yeah.

00:14:15.000 He's still a villain.

00:14:16.000 Like, he won, but I'm sure if he's at a bar in New York, which he probably regularly is, he's got to watch for a bottle to the head because he murdered an innocent man who was a Michael Jackson impersonator who just wanted to help.

00:14:30.000 That's all he was, a Michael Jackson impersonator.

00:14:33.000 He could do a moonwalk, and every picture I saw of him was smiling with other people, and then his family, who obviously were so tight.

00:14:44.000 And close-knit.

00:14:46.000 Oh, that's right.

00:14:46.000 He was on the streets, homeless, like a mental patient.

00:14:50.000 Where was his family?

00:14:51.000 We're never going to see him again.

00:14:53.000 You never saw him.

00:14:54.000 You didn't see him.

00:14:55.000 What do you mean again?

00:14:57.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:00.000 You never give a shit about that guy.

00:15:02.000 No.

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00:18:13.000 Ah, Coors.

00:18:14.000 Oh, my God.

00:18:15.000 I haven't drank regular Coors.

00:18:18.000 It's always Coors Light, everyone, since I was a kid.

00:18:22.000 And then I go into the studio when I was there a couple weeks ago, and I see your fridge is full of regular...

00:18:28.000 Coors.

00:18:29.000 Coors Banquet.

00:18:30.000 The Banquet.

00:18:30.000 Fancier.

00:18:31.000 Banquet.

00:18:31.000 Coors Banquet.

00:18:32.000 Yes.

00:18:32.000 Yeah.

00:18:33.000 And it's...

00:18:33.000 I forgot how fucking good that is as a, you know, a regular American domestic beer, but...

00:18:39.000 It's fucking good.

00:18:40.000 It's like an egg cream soda.

00:18:41.000 It's so frothy and milky and I'm not pitching it very well.

00:18:46.000 That probably doesn't sound good.

00:18:47.000 No, no.

00:18:47.000 This is not another sponsor, by the way.

00:18:49.000 It's like a milkshake.

00:18:51.000 And I was driven here by Dylan Mulvaney and people go, if you like Bud, you might like PBR. I go, I'm familiar with PBR. And they go, okay, if you want to step up, get Coors Banquet.

00:19:00.000 It has this milkiness to it.

00:19:03.000 Coors Light sucks.

00:19:05.000 Coors Light is one of the worst fucking beers out there.

00:19:08.000 It tastes and smells like wet cardboard.

00:19:11.000 I don't get the appeal.

00:19:13.000 Yeah, it's terrible.

00:19:14.000 This is a New York City egg cream.

00:19:17.000 Even that queer beer Bud Light is better than Coors Light. 1.00

00:19:24.000 You see that Dylan Mulvaney on The View the other day?

00:19:27.000 So good.

00:19:29.000 It's like, first of all, I have to say something.

00:19:34.000 I think they figured out something about the hormones and the thing, because Dylan Mulvaney looks more feminine than he used to.

00:19:42.000 He's getting there.

00:19:43.000 He's getting like a more femmy face than, you know, because you see these guys, they dress up and they say they're women and it's like, it never changes.

00:19:53.000 There's still just a guy and that, but that stupid mouth on Dylan Mulvaney and the whiskers and stuff, and then the nose, and now you look and go, That's more of a Femi face. 0.99

00:20:04.000 I'm not saying he's hot or anything.

00:20:07.000 All I'm saying is the mission seems to be getting accomplished if he wanted to look like a woman. 0.89

00:20:14.000 She's looking somewhat elegant.

00:20:16.000 And her demeanor, too, with this sort of like, yeah, yeah.

00:20:20.000 Yeah, he's pulling off that demure thing, that breakfast at Tiffany's bullshit that he tries to do.

00:20:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:29.000 So I'm going to give a checkmark to Dylan Mulvaney as far as if you wanted to dedicate yourself to making believe you're a woman, you're doing a much better job of it than a lot of other people I've seen. 0.99

00:20:43.000 Men are better at everything.

00:20:45.000 Including becoming women. 0.74

00:20:48.000 Whippy Goldberg said the dumbest thing that's ever been said outside of the guy who said we should merge the Special Olympics and the actual Olympics.

00:20:57.000 Yes, I heard that one.

00:20:58.000 That was pretty bad.

00:21:00.000 Hey, as far as ratings go, he's right.

00:21:03.000 That would fucking be the highest rated sports programming you'd ever see.

00:21:08.000 I'm fucking tuning in to see someone beat someone else's score by eight minutes in the pool.

00:21:16.000 That's pretty good.

00:21:19.000 Everyone's left and that poor Gimp is still going for it with swimmies on each arm. 1.00

00:21:28.000 But Whoopi goes, this, this, this.

00:21:31.000 The error we're making is that we think that women are worse at sports.

00:21:35.000 Like, they're these helpless women. 1.00

00:21:36.000 These women can handle themselves. 1.00

00:21:37.000 They're doing just fine.

00:21:38.000 And then she puts it over to Dylan, and he's a good businessman.

00:21:42.000 And he just goes, you know, when I was six, that's the last time I played sports.

00:21:45.000 It was soccer.

00:21:46.000 I made myself the nurse.

00:21:47.000 I handed out the Band-Aids.

00:21:49.000 Like, I'm not getting involved.

00:21:50.000 This could...

00:21:51.000 Kill my brand.

00:21:52.000 They wanted to drag him into the controversy of the female and male in sports thing. 0.84

00:22:00.000 Now, I think Dylan Mulvaney learned a valuable lesson on that Bud Light thing.

00:22:06.000 Bud Light has fucking had a reputation and a blue-collar customer base.

00:22:16.000 That's what they were.

00:22:18.000 And you throw that fucker in there, And completely out of place.

00:22:23.000 Offensive.

00:22:24.000 And now this motherfucker's gone.

00:22:26.000 Oh, really?

00:22:26.000 The guys in sports thing?

00:22:28.000 Yeah.

00:22:29.000 I was a little fag.

00:22:30.000 And that's what I did when I was six.

00:22:32.000 And aren't I pretty?

00:22:35.000 I'm never going to hear that again.

00:22:36.000 I'm never destroying.

00:22:38.000 I'm never costing anyone six billion dollars ever again.

00:22:43.000 Right.

00:22:43.000 And you've got to hand it to the guy.

00:22:45.000 He's doing great.

00:22:47.000 He survived.

00:22:48.000 Bud Light has not survived.

00:22:50.000 He has survived.

00:22:51.000 No.

00:22:52.000 A few missteps at the beginning, and Bud Light was one of the flaming messes left in his wake.

00:22:59.000 But yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:02.000 Getting on there and just being a showbiz, Broadway bitch kind of a thing. 1.00

00:23:09.000 I guess if you aspire to be that as a young man.

00:23:13.000 Yeah.

00:23:14.000 That's a great example of how to do it.

00:23:16.000 That's our new Marilyn Monroe. 1.00

00:23:18.000 That's our new Lily St. Clair.

00:23:21.000 Doesn't that make perfect sense in this era?

00:23:24.000 That that's our fucking Marilyn Monroe?

00:23:27.000 Yeah, that's our new pinups.

00:23:30.000 Cooling off his sweaty balls over the subway grate on the street while the dress blows up.

00:23:35.000 Oh, that feels good on my taint and ball sack.

00:23:38.000 You know, it's rough to go to war, but when someone paints Dylan Mulvaney on the side of your B-52 bomber, it reminds you of your girlfriend back home, and it makes the sting just a little less painful.

00:23:52.000 Just, yeah, a pin-up picture of Dylan, but he's got like a bomb between his legs.

00:23:59.000 It looks like a big fat cock.

00:24:02.000 Yeah, it just says Russians on it.

00:24:05.000 And we're like, yeah, boys.

00:24:08.000 You get to fucking Dylan when you get home, you lucky dogs.

00:24:13.000 Yeah, what a time we're fucking living in.

00:24:17.000 It's insane.

00:24:19.000 So, who fucks him?

00:24:22.000 Gays? 0.99

00:24:24.000 Yeah, I guess gay dudes.

00:24:26.000 Okay.

00:24:27.000 I mean, Jim Norton can help us understand this a little better, but if you're a gay dude, you like men. 0.70

00:24:34.000 You like muscles and hairy and you're repulsed by women. 1.00

00:24:39.000 I think you'll put that aside for a cock and a man's ass to fuck. 1.00

00:24:46.000 But these trannies don't like their dicks being sucked because they hate their dicks. 1.00

00:24:51.000 Their dick reminds them that they're a boy. 0.86

00:24:54.000 And when you're getting a blowjob, part of it is like, yeah, you like that?

00:24:57.000 That's my dick.

00:24:58.000 It's almost gay to get a blowjob because you're both admiring your dick in a way.

00:25:06.000 Oh, God.

00:25:09.000 This person is not like, I wish some fucking bitch would come suck my cock because my cock is so awesome. 1.00

00:25:17.000 So you think...

00:25:19.000 Dylan Mulvaney wants a straight guy, like a handsome GQ type guy to take Dylan to the premiere and do all that stuff and then have what?

00:25:31.000 Ass sex when they get home? 1.00

00:25:33.000 Yep.

00:25:35.000 I don't know.

00:25:36.000 I don't think the straight dude is going to be into that.

00:25:39.000 Well, that's it.

00:25:40.000 I understand the Dylan Mulvaney angle better than his date.

00:25:44.000 It's his date I have trouble wrapping my head around.

00:25:47.000 Do you?

00:25:50.000 Yeah, that's a conundrum right there, because it's kind of a paradox.

00:25:57.000 You want this, you change yourself into this, and then the people that you want don't want you anymore.

00:26:04.000 Well, back when I would do the show on your network, there was a guy...

00:26:08.000 Guy who would call in and it was a woman who had been taking testosterone for so long. 1.00

00:26:16.000 She looked like Eddie from the Beachcombers or something. 0.53

00:26:19.000 That's a Canadian reference.

00:26:21.000 Bald is a cute, like horseshoe bald.

00:26:23.000 Oh, God.

00:26:24.000 And like kind of old and ugly.

00:26:26.000 Like it looks like a good guy.

00:26:28.000 Zero percent feminine. 0.86

00:26:30.000 But then like, you know, you get older, you wear like a brown sweater.

00:26:33.000 That has a hole here.

00:26:34.000 And he's got his red wings on and his boots that are covered.

00:26:37.000 He was a mechanic.

00:26:38.000 It was a mechanic.

00:26:41.000 And, okay, I get all that.

00:26:42.000 So a woman is going to be like, I'm a feminine lady and I want to fuck a mechanic after a hard day's work. 1.00

00:26:48.000 But he had a cunt. 1.00

00:26:52.000 Yeah.

00:26:52.000 You've got to find someone who's really into that but hates dicks.

00:26:57.000 Yeah, but the opposite thing doesn't work where you see these Trans women going with trans men. 1.00

00:27:05.000 And then what?

00:27:06.000 The one that looks like a woman with the dick is supposed to fuck the one that looks like a dude with a pussy? 1.00

00:27:12.000 Because they each don't like that.

00:27:15.000 Well, we just talked about this.

00:27:17.000 I had Mary Kay Delvey on the show earlier. 0.99

00:27:19.000 We made it a free thing that's on the network.

00:27:22.000 And we talked about Gigi Gorgeous and Nat Getty.

00:27:27.000 Where Nat Geddy is a tomboy with a vagina who had her tits cut off. 1.00

00:27:31.000 And Gigi Gorgeous is a queer who has a cock. 1.00

00:27:37.000 And I don't know if they realize that they're in a heterosexual relationship.

00:27:42.000 Gigi Gorgeous with the cock went to her OBGYN to see why she's having trouble having babies. 1.00

00:27:50.000 And he's looking at a schlong. 0.96

00:27:51.000 I've actually heard this as a stand-up bit.

00:27:54.000 This is where it gets completely insane.

00:27:56.000 Like before, you could write off everything we've just talked about as sexual fetish.

00:28:04.000 You could really do that.

00:28:05.000 Oh, it's a girl with a dick. 1.00

00:28:07.000 It's a guy with a pussy. 1.00

00:28:08.000 Who wants to fuck who? 0.99

00:28:10.000 You'll find people that want to fuck each one of them differently, whatever.

00:28:13.000 It's fetish.

00:28:15.000 Now you're talking, this is where it gets mentally ill.

00:28:19.000 This is where the sickness comes in like A man with the cock and balls can get pregnant. 1.00

00:28:26.000 It ain't ever happening.

00:28:28.000 No.

00:28:29.000 Sorry.

00:28:30.000 Well, I think they did get pregnant.

00:28:33.000 Well, the guy...

00:28:35.000 The dick fucked the pussy. 1.00

00:28:36.000 Yeah, the dick fucked the pussy. 1.00

00:28:38.000 And the pussy got pregnant. 1.00

00:28:39.000 But the problem with all the testosterone is it makes you impotent.

00:28:43.000 Sorry, the estrogen.

00:28:44.000 Well, both.

00:28:45.000 When you take these hormones, it fucks up your ability to reproduce.

00:28:49.000 We're also talking this week, this chick, Ariel Scarcella, I think her name is, really smart, funny, lesbian, who is lamenting the loss of lesbians in the world, and she goes to these queer rallies, and she comes across femme-presenting trans gay men.

00:29:10.000 Here's a shorter version.

00:29:12.000 Girl.

00:29:13.000 A girl.

00:29:15.000 A girl.

00:29:15.000 It's a girl who is transgender into a man that now dresses and acts like a woman.

00:29:23.000 Yep.

00:29:23.000 And loves fucking guys because it's gay.

00:29:27.000 Yeah, that's...

00:29:28.000 Ah, come on! 0.96

00:29:29.000 So then you're like, do you only get fucked in the ass? 0.85

00:29:32.000 Is that your criteria?

00:29:33.000 This is Inception style.

00:29:34.000 You sound like a chick who's into anal. 1.00

00:29:36.000 Fucked up.

00:29:37.000 Yeah.

00:29:38.000 So who do you...

00:29:40.000 You just fuck guys.

00:29:42.000 This is like craziness.

00:29:43.000 It just has gotten into a point of bizarre and crazy.

00:29:48.000 Common sense has nothing to do with that anymore.

00:29:50.000 And we talk about this before.

00:29:52.000 We've talked about this before where it starts out as, hey, we're gay and we want to be able to get married.

00:29:57.000 And everyone goes, that's sweet.

00:29:59.000 That's good.

00:30:00.000 And then you get this and it's just, what?

00:30:03.000 What are you fucking...

00:30:05.000 Nuts doing now?

00:30:07.000 And then you go back over all the other shit, and you go, wait, you were lying about the other stuff.

00:30:12.000 You said that you just wanted to get married to be normal, but you did it to terrorize Christian Bakers, and you said you just want to read Drag Queen Story Hour to make gay kids feel safer. 0.98

00:30:23.000 And make homosexuality okay, but you don't include lesbians. 0.98

00:30:28.000 There's no Drag King story hour.

00:30:30.000 So you lied about that too.

00:30:32.000 I'm going to have to go over our entire relationship and audit everything you've ever said to us because you're fucking lying.

00:30:42.000 Yeah, they just bamboozled a lot of people over the course of the years with this innocent, we're just doing this thing, and then it just gets...

00:30:53.000 Well, some people will say, whatever you do in the privacy of your own bedroom is fine and everything.

00:30:58.000 And I could take that to a point.

00:31:00.000 It's a strong premise, yeah.

00:31:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:03.000 It comes out of the bedroom and it's so nutty.

00:31:06.000 It's just so crazy.

00:31:08.000 And then you're told, well, you're not even allowed to laugh at it.

00:31:12.000 You know, regardless of how ridiculous this is, you can't laugh at it.

00:31:18.000 You're really putting...

00:31:21.000 Some pressure on me now because this is funny.

00:31:24.000 The idea that a woman says they're a man and they then become a woman to have sex with men because they're gay but they're women. 0.95

00:31:33.000 Like this is...

00:31:35.000 You're on the road to complete insanity.

00:31:37.000 You gotta at least let me laugh.

00:31:39.000 I'm not gonna hurt you.

00:31:40.000 I'm not gonna ban you.

00:31:42.000 You stay away from kids.

00:31:43.000 Everything's fine.

00:31:44.000 But I gotta laugh.

00:31:45.000 I mean, we've said this a million times, but, like, the origin of comedy is a caveman putting a bunch of hay on his head and going, oh, la-di-da-di-da-da-da-da.

00:31:56.000 Looks like coconut shells.

00:32:00.000 They're all laughing, hitting their clubs.

00:32:03.000 Yeah, because that's funny.

00:32:05.000 And the women are probably looking, going like, they're all mad. 0.99

00:32:11.000 Because he's doing a spot-on imitation of a caveman.

00:32:14.000 Yeah, she looks down at herself and is like, fuck, that's exactly what I look like.

00:32:20.000 Nailed it.

00:32:21.000 Yeah, yeah, the first joke ever and the first people offended.

00:32:26.000 One million B.C. So, the syndication.

00:32:32.000 Very exciting sign.

00:32:35.000 Yeah, it's just been insane.

00:32:37.000 The past few weeks is just, you know, I get the offer.

00:32:42.000 I go to New York.

00:32:43.000 I talk to some people.

00:32:44.000 They give me a gig.

00:32:47.000 And then, like, right after I do my first show, they say, hey, welcome to syndication.

00:32:53.000 We're putting you nationwide.

00:32:57.000 And I'm just along for the ride here.

00:33:00.000 I think this is hilarious.

00:33:01.000 It's great.

00:33:02.000 It's exciting.

00:33:03.000 It's different.

00:33:04.000 It's a bunch of other things, too.

00:33:07.000 Like, there's certain vindication.

00:33:10.000 There's a certain, oh, okay.

00:33:13.000 Well, you know, I guess I'm not that big a piece of shit if I'm helping out.

00:33:19.000 With the ratings, I still have an audience.

00:33:21.000 If America loves me.

00:33:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:23.000 What are you going to do?

00:33:25.000 So all these things are pretty cool.

00:33:28.000 And I'm psyched for it.

00:33:30.000 Like, I wasn't looking.

00:33:31.000 You know, I wasn't looking for anything.

00:33:34.000 I was filling out applications or resumes.

00:33:38.000 But when it comes about, why not?

00:33:41.000 Why not take it?

00:33:41.000 What else am I doing?

00:33:42.000 I'm playing video games and fucking...

00:33:45.000 Going to brunch.

00:33:46.000 Well, I remember years ago, not years, but after you moved to Greenville, you had suggested like, I don't know, 40 grand a year doing fucking the morning traffic report?

00:33:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:33:57.000 Like the dumbest local Greenville thing?

00:34:00.000 Right, right.

00:34:01.000 A local Greenville station doing some political talk for an hour, whenever.

00:34:07.000 Yeah, I kind of, but I wasn't going to.

00:34:10.000 It was just a thought.

00:34:11.000 I wasn't going to start knocking on doors at these radio stations and going, Hi, I'm former shock jock Anthony Cumia.

00:34:19.000 Okay.

00:34:20.000 Do you know anywhere else where I might drop off this resume?

00:34:23.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:24.000 Just looking for radio towers on the horizon as I drive around.

00:34:28.000 I'll go to that one.

00:34:30.000 I got to say, though, I don't think other people will have the courage to say this to your face, but since this recent success, you have become...

00:34:39.000 Insufferable.

00:34:40.000 The ego is...

00:34:43.000 First of all, it's going to sabotage the whole thing.

00:34:47.000 Bragging constantly about your success, even though it's been days.

00:34:52.000 The worst part, and a lot of people are saying this, calling yourself the Ant-Man?

00:34:58.000 Welcome back.

00:34:59.000 It's the Ant-Man.

00:35:01.000 What is that?

00:35:02.000 I can't even go along with this one.

00:35:06.000 And then having t-shirts made of you like this, it's the Johnny Cash, like, fuck you with the guitar, but your face is photoshopped onto it, AI'd onto it, and it says, in your face, Opie.

00:35:19.000 What was that?

00:35:21.000 Welcome back.

00:35:22.000 Signed, the Ant-Man.

00:35:24.000 The Ant-Man.

00:35:26.000 Drop that.

00:35:27.000 Give us a call now.

00:35:28.000 You want to talk to the Ant-Man?

00:35:30.000 The Ant-Man's waiting for your calls.

00:35:36.000 32 times its body weight, disproportionately strong, you know, within the world.

00:35:42.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:35:43.000 Oh, doing all that thing.

00:35:45.000 Doing all the statistics.

00:35:48.000 I hate these guys worse than Raid.

00:35:51.000 Anyway, welcome back to the Ant-Man.

00:35:54.000 Ant-Man, yeah.

00:35:56.000 Syndicated, coast to coast.

00:35:58.000 Leave some sugar out for the Ant-Man.

00:36:01.000 What do you got for the Ant-Man today?

00:36:05.000 Oh, God.

00:36:07.000 Wow.

00:36:08.000 That is really, really a bad idea.

00:36:10.000 Now I'm not kidding.

00:36:11.000 Now I want it to happen.

00:36:12.000 Now I need the Ant-Man.

00:36:16.000 Yeah, I haven't.

00:36:19.000 There are some people that are saying that I've blown this up out of proportion, that it's nothing.

00:36:27.000 Like, oh, he's got a...

00:36:29.000 A two-hour show on AM radio on a Sunday and it's nothing.

00:36:32.000 I'm like, whatever it is, it's an opportunity I wanted to take.

00:36:36.000 It sounds interesting.

00:36:38.000 It's broadcast radio again, so it gets my foot back in the door to see where that leads to.

00:36:44.000 Why not?

00:36:45.000 It's not like I'm quitting my job and I'm relocating my family, things like that.

00:36:53.000 I'm literally sitting exactly where I sit on Sunday night when I do Two hours on terrestrial radio.

00:37:01.000 So, what's the big deal?

00:37:02.000 That's first of all.

00:37:03.000 Secondly, how do you, like, try to shit on a new opportunity and then it happens two days later, they tell me I'm syndicated.

00:37:14.000 Do you double down and try to shit on that?

00:37:17.000 Yeah.

00:37:18.000 Whatever.

00:37:19.000 How many cities?

00:37:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:22.000 But what is with all this career analysis from people that are not in the industry at all?

00:37:28.000 I just got an email on this guy on Monday.

00:37:31.000 I do casual Mondays, serious Tuesdays.

00:37:35.000 This is Wednesday.

00:37:36.000 Thursday is the cop show.

00:37:37.000 And then Friday I spin a wheel and God decides what we talk about.

00:37:40.000 Like a Ouija board.

00:37:41.000 Awesome.

00:37:42.000 So Mondays is just like, I farted this morning, it hurt my butthole, I don't know.

00:37:47.000 And this guy, he writes in, he's like...

00:37:50.000 No one gives a fuck about your personal life.

00:37:52.000 Some of us are adults and want to check in on the news.

00:37:55.000 So why don't you do your stupid bullshit show for people who give a fuck about you and then the rest of us adults can have a real show where we do an actual news show.

00:38:05.000 I'm like, how about you just cancel your subscription and go fuck yourself?

00:38:08.000 Like, who are you?

00:38:09.000 How do you think?

00:38:10.000 Why do you think you get to talk to people like that?

00:38:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:38:14.000 We're all your bitch. 1.00

00:38:15.000 I'm your little bitch begging for scraps. 1.00

00:38:18.000 Can you just call up or drop an email to the CEO of a company, of IBM, and go, fuck off.

00:38:28.000 You suck.

00:38:30.000 For some reason, this, everyone's an expert at this.

00:38:35.000 And I think that is because of all the podcasts and things, the ability for people to just get a mic and think that they're on equal footing with everyone else that's...

00:38:47.000 It's just not true.

00:38:48.000 Some people are very good at this.

00:38:50.000 Some people are extremely bad at this.

00:38:53.000 And everyone thinks they're on equal footing and has this ability to critique and tell people how they should be doing their version of this.

00:39:05.000 Yeah, I don't get that arrogance.

00:39:07.000 Like, when I was a kid, I thought Shudder the Devil was great.

00:39:10.000 Well, I thought, fucking, what was the first one?

00:39:13.000 Live...

00:39:14.000 Too Fast for Love or something?

00:39:15.000 That was fucking punk rock.

00:39:18.000 Shout out to the Devil, great.

00:39:19.000 And then we're getting into Dr. Feelgood and, like, Home Sweet Home.

00:39:24.000 I don't get to be like, Dear Nikki Sixx, who turned you into the biggest faggot of all time? 1.00

00:39:31.000 Home Sweet Home?

00:39:32.000 You're homesick?

00:39:33.000 You're making ballads about being homesick?

00:39:36.000 Fuck you.

00:39:36.000 On the tour bus, man!

00:39:37.000 I miss my family, man!

00:39:40.000 Yeah, that's never been done to death.

00:39:43.000 But, yeah, go back to Shout at the Devil.

00:39:46.000 That's the album that rocks.

00:39:48.000 Bob Seger did it, like, back in the fucking 70s with his Rhodes song.

00:39:54.000 Steve Perry.

00:39:56.000 From Journey.

00:39:57.000 He did the I'm Lonely on the Road, I Can't Wait to Get Home song.

00:40:02.000 We don't give a fuck.

00:40:03.000 He can hear her calling.

00:40:05.000 Right, right, right.

00:40:07.000 Going to California in my mind.

00:40:08.000 Exactly.

00:40:09.000 All of it.

00:40:10.000 All of it.

00:40:11.000 And meanwhile, shut up. 1.00

00:40:12.000 You're fucking groupies.

00:40:14.000 You're drinking, doing some of the best drugs.

00:40:17.000 And you're just on your way to another town where everyone will set your shit up for you.

00:40:22.000 You go out for an hour and a half, maybe at most.

00:40:25.000 You're back having a great fucking party.

00:40:28.000 I miss my home.

00:40:30.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:40:32.000 Running with the devil even, Van Halen.

00:40:34.000 I got no love, no love in Korea. 0.97

00:40:38.000 Oh, you didn't get a blowjob that night?

00:40:40.000 Sorry.

00:40:41.000 Sorry about that.

00:40:43.000 No love in Korea?

00:40:46.000 Isn't that what he says?

00:40:48.000 No.

00:40:51.000 I got no love, no love you'd call real.

00:40:54.000 Oh, shit.

00:40:57.000 Which means kind of the same thing.

00:41:00.000 Like, he doesn't have a real love, but it doesn't have to be in Korea.

00:41:03.000 He may have been talking about Korea for all we know.

00:41:06.000 He could have been.

00:41:06.000 You're right.

00:41:08.000 He could have been talking about Korea, but no love you'd call real.

00:41:14.000 No love you'd call real.

00:41:16.000 At least he's not saying the N-word like ACDC did.

00:41:19.000 Right, right.

00:41:20.000 Or that fucking bitch. 1.00

00:41:22.000 Rocking around the Christmas tree with her fucking pie.

00:41:25.000 With her fucking pie. 1.00

00:41:28.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:29.000 Oh, that's fucking great.

00:41:31.000 I believed it was Korea up until several seconds ago.

00:41:34.000 That is great.

00:41:39.000 No love, no love.

00:41:41.000 I mean, we've talked about the flip side of this.

00:41:43.000 I mean, we're making fun of them for hating their partying years, but...

00:41:48.000 Let's drag that out 20, 30 years.

00:41:51.000 I saw this clip recently of John Cougar, and he was on stage.

00:41:56.000 He's wearing overalls.

00:41:58.000 Yeah.

00:41:59.000 Because he's from a small town.

00:42:01.000 Yeah, he's just a regular guy.

00:42:03.000 He was raised in a small town.

00:42:05.000 Probably die in a small town.

00:42:08.000 He was fixing the rack and pinion steering on his Ford F-150 just right before the show.

00:42:14.000 Yeah, right before the show.

00:42:15.000 Yeah.

00:42:16.000 Clean his hands off.

00:42:17.000 John, could you get up on stage there?

00:42:20.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:42:21.000 I'm almost done.

00:42:22.000 He slides out from under the truck.

00:42:24.000 It's already time to go off.

00:42:26.000 Yeah.

00:42:30.000 I can't remember what they were doing.

00:42:32.000 They're probably yelling for Jack and Diane or something.

00:42:34.000 And then he goes, you know what?

00:42:37.000 I'm done.

00:42:38.000 Your attitude just wrecked the show.

00:42:41.000 Some drunk guy is probably like, fuck, what?

00:42:44.000 He's on a date post-divorce trying to get his life back together.

00:42:48.000 And John Cougar Mellencamp is just fucking out of there because he's sick of these fucking songs after 100 years.

00:42:57.000 Yeah, you think anything could have gotten him to leave the stage in the 80s?

00:43:03.000 When he was just at the peak of his stardom and, you know, he's playing to an arena full of people.

00:43:08.000 He starts Jack and Diane.

00:43:10.000 They all start screaming and singing the words and he's like, you know what?

00:43:14.000 Fuck this.

00:43:15.000 I'm out of here.

00:43:17.000 What?

00:43:18.000 Right when the bald guy is going...

00:43:20.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:43:21.000 Boom, boom, boom.

00:43:25.000 I'm out of here.

00:43:26.000 Fuck you.

00:43:27.000 And he's just fucking gone.

00:43:29.000 I mean, that's why, look, you got to hand it to someone like Mick Jagger who can get out there in his fucking, what is he, 80, and still give people a show that they expect, still sound good, and not want to shoot himself in the fucking head, or at least he fakes it very well when he has to play honky-tonk woman.

00:43:49.000 Or, you know, paint it black again.

00:43:52.000 The black hokas, the orthopedic running shoes, are a little annoying.

00:43:57.000 But besides that, it's 1970. Like, I went to see them.

00:44:01.000 My wife and I didn't even want to see the price of the tickets.

00:44:03.000 We were right down there by the stage.

00:44:05.000 Oh, I bet.

00:44:06.000 And it was fucking...

00:44:07.000 The stage sort of jutted out, so he would go away from us.

00:44:11.000 We were behind him at a few points.

00:44:13.000 And they didn't fuck around with deep cuts.

00:44:16.000 They know we don't want to hear new shit.

00:44:18.000 They just played all the hits.

00:44:20.000 The hits, mother... 0.63

00:44:21.000 It was fucking awesome!

00:44:25.000 Crazy.

00:44:26.000 Crazy.

00:44:27.000 Way to own your curse, Mick.

00:44:29.000 Yeah, he owned that curse.

00:44:31.000 And then, you have someone like Billy Joel that's, you know, years younger than Mick, and he's falling down on the stage and breaking a leg, or, you know, he has medical issues now after that that he's gotta have taken care of, or, oh my god, Frankie Valli.

00:44:48.000 Oh, lord.

00:44:51.000 It's Frankie Uncanny Valley.

00:44:54.000 He's got this look on his fucking face.

00:44:57.000 It's so creepy.

00:45:00.000 And he's not really singing.

00:45:02.000 It's like ventriloquism.

00:45:05.000 Isn't he karaoke-ing the song?

00:45:08.000 Yeah.

00:45:09.000 Look at him.

00:45:11.000 He's been dead for three years.

00:45:13.000 You think that's him?

00:45:24.000 It sounds...

00:45:26.000 Listen to the...

00:45:29.000 No man that age can hit that note and all set up.

00:45:42.000 Guys, I don't know if you work with Frankie Valli and you're watching the show right now, you may not want to choose the versions of the song where he was 22, just barely.

00:45:57.000 Belting it out like a perfectionist.

00:46:00.000 Maybe get an older version or maybe even have an older guy do a crackly falsetto and do a slightly shitty job.

00:46:08.000 Yeah, yeah, where he's got to take it down a notch or something and then you lip sync that.

00:46:13.000 Throw in like a uh-uh or something in there to add some authenticity.

00:46:16.000 But that looked like...

00:46:18.000 That's how the rumor of selling your soul to the devil started.

00:46:22.000 Because you look at that and you think...

00:46:24.000 There's a demon in there who said, get the fuck back on stage, bitch. 1.00

00:46:29.000 With his hedge fork.

00:46:31.000 Get him out on stage again.

00:46:35.000 Another night.

00:46:36.000 And yeah, the vocals are impeccable.

00:46:39.000 They're like 1969 and early 70s again.

00:46:44.000 And it's impossible.

00:46:46.000 There would be...

00:46:48.000 Scientists studying his vocal cords if he was able to sing like that at that age.

00:46:54.000 You saw Led Zeppelin.

00:46:56.000 Robert Plant just said no.

00:46:57.000 They go $7 million.

00:46:59.000 No.

00:47:00.000 He knows.

00:47:01.000 I don't need it.

00:47:02.000 That voice is gone.

00:47:02.000 I'd be that.

00:47:03.000 He doesn't want to be that.

00:47:04.000 That voice is gone.

00:47:07.000 He actually lost that.

00:47:10.000 Amazing Robert Plant voice pretty early on.

00:47:14.000 By the 80s, he couldn't sing 70s Led Zeppelin anymore.

00:47:18.000 It just wasn't going to happen.

00:47:19.000 He goes in, you know, the Honey Drippers, I guess. 0.50

00:47:22.000 He did that thing.

00:47:23.000 And whenever Led Zeppelin would, you know, the remnants get together to do something for an awards show or some bullshit, you could tell they were tuned down.

00:47:34.000 A few steps.

00:47:35.000 He wouldn't sing the high parts.

00:47:38.000 They'd have the three black backup singers doing the high parts that he used to do.

00:47:44.000 It's impossible.

00:47:45.000 It's just getting older.

00:47:47.000 I'm amazed when I see singers, even from the 80s, you know, that 80s music where they get up and they're able to actually perform the song the way it sounded back then.

00:47:57.000 I'm like, and there's only a handful of them.

00:47:59.000 Most of them are terrible.

00:48:01.000 They've just...

00:48:01.000 You know, their voices are gone, but a few of them are still pretty good.

00:48:05.000 I think Tears for Fears can still do their songs.

00:48:09.000 But that was kind of a weird drag voice.

00:48:13.000 Shout, shout. 0.99

00:48:15.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:16.000 He didn't really do any aha stuff.

00:48:17.000 Let it all out.

00:48:19.000 Yeah, they didn't have really high-pitched voices either.

00:48:23.000 And they weren't yelling like Led Zeppelin, you know, like Robert Plant.

00:48:30.000 Bon Jovi is gone.

00:48:32.000 I mean, there is nothing left to him.

00:48:34.000 I don't understand how your voice could go, and now you can't even sing in key.

00:48:39.000 I can understand, like, being all gravelly, but you'd think you'd still know the notes.

00:48:45.000 His notes are all off.

00:48:47.000 He cannot fucking sing a song anymore.

00:48:49.000 It's pathetic.

00:48:50.000 That's probably why Steve Perry refused to do the Journey reunion, and they had to get some little Filipino. 1.00

00:48:56.000 Big fat Filipino guy or something. 1.00

00:49:01.000 It's sad, but you know, you're old.

00:49:04.000 I heard Foreigner is no original members, so it's obviously a cover band, and they pay, was it Mick Jones?

00:49:13.000 They pay the main guy, the founder, like a fee after every show.

00:49:20.000 It wasn't Mick Jones, was it?

00:49:22.000 The fuck's his name?

00:49:23.000 Mick Jones is The Clash.

00:49:25.000 Yeah.

00:49:26.000 And that's...

00:49:29.000 Wrong.

00:49:30.000 You're a cover band.

00:49:32.000 Who's paying a fee?

00:49:33.000 You're a cover band.

00:49:34.000 You know who started a legal crusade to stop that?

00:49:40.000 You'll never guess.

00:49:41.000 I could lock you into a cell and you'd just die of old age in there.

00:49:45.000 I would never be able to guess who wanted to stop.

00:49:47.000 You could come out when you guess who is against.

00:49:51.000 And has pushed for legislation to prevent what I just described.

00:49:55.000 No original members on stage.

00:49:57.000 There has to be one original member.

00:49:58.000 Like the Dropkick Murphys.

00:50:00.000 They have that same singer.

00:50:02.000 The man's name is Bowser.

00:50:05.000 Bowser from Sha Na Na.

00:50:07.000 Yeah.

00:50:09.000 He's had enough.

00:50:10.000 He's had enough of this shit.

00:50:13.000 The Bowser.

00:50:14.000 He's an ass fucking hole.

00:50:16.000 That guy stinks.

00:50:18.000 He is an asshole.

00:50:20.000 And what was his big beef?

00:50:21.000 That people were starting bands called Shanana?

00:50:25.000 I guess.

00:50:25.000 It must be based on that.

00:50:27.000 Your fucking act is retarded. 1.00

00:50:29.000 It was retarded when you were popular in like the 70s. 0.99

00:50:34.000 Yeah.

00:50:35.000 Yeah, look at this douchebag. 0.99

00:50:37.000 He's the worst.

00:50:40.000 Another Jewish Long Islander pretending to be a tough Italian for some reason. 0.99

00:50:44.000 I don't know why that was such a huge trend in New York.

00:50:48.000 And then, weren't all their songs covers?

00:50:52.000 Weren't they doing like doo-wop hits?

00:50:54.000 They were doing all old doo-wop stuff because...

00:50:58.000 Nostalgia is always at like 20 years.

00:51:02.000 Right.

00:51:02.000 20 year mark.

00:51:04.000 So 50s was the 70s.

00:51:06.000 They start looking back at the 50s and going, oh, remember how awesome everything was?

00:51:10.000 And the 50s doo-wop bands were a big thing.

00:51:14.000 So it had this resurgence with American Graffiti and Happy Days and stuff.

00:51:20.000 So Sha Na Na becomes popular. 0.77

00:51:23.000 They were actually at fucking Woodstock.

00:51:25.000 They performed on stage in 1969 at Woodstock, where The Who was fucking looking like an insane rock show.

00:51:38.000 Jimi Hendrix and Sha Na Na.

00:51:43.000 It's like, talk about being out of fucking place.

00:51:47.000 Yeah.

00:51:47.000 Well, it must be, you know, you're a young man.

00:51:50.000 You're around in the 50s, right?

00:51:53.000 They are at Woodstock.

00:51:55.000 They're all bald.

00:51:57.000 And then you get to be 30 and you have an opportunity to do a Hollywood film.

00:52:02.000 And you go, I'm going to make it about my youth when I was 18, going up and down the main strip.

00:52:08.000 And so we're inundated with all these people's youths when they get some power and they're 30 and 40. And now we've got to relive the fucking boomer adolescence.

00:52:19.000 We have to relive that.

00:52:20.000 That 70s show was in the 90s.

00:52:26.000 What was the other one?

00:52:27.000 The one about the 60s that came out in the 80s.

00:52:31.000 The Wonder Years.

00:52:32.000 The Wonder Years.

00:52:33.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:52:33.000 Like, every 20 years.

00:52:35.000 But that kind of stopped, didn't it?

00:52:36.000 Because right now, you would need a show about 2005. Yeah, it's not a thing.

00:52:42.000 And who gives a shit?

00:52:44.000 What are you going to...

00:52:45.000 Like, what was going on in 2005 that anyone gave a shit about to...

00:52:51.000 I think 9-11 really broke the entire fucking machinery of That nostalgia thing.

00:53:01.000 The internet made culture so homogenized that there's no specific sort of balkanization of this is New York in the 50s, totally unlike anything else.

00:53:12.000 This is New York in the 70s.

00:53:14.000 This is the Warriors.

00:53:16.000 Then New York in the 80s with Punk and New Wave and CBGBs.

00:53:19.000 That's all gone now.

00:53:21.000 Now it's just culture is just a big amalgam of everything around you.

00:53:24.000 It's just what it is.

00:53:25.000 Yeah.

00:53:26.000 Yeah.

00:53:27.000 You can go back even to the 90s, I guess, maybe even early 2000s, with certain songs that will take you right back to a time and place, and you actually get this weird feeling of nostalgia and that time when you hear a certain song, maybe you haven't heard it in a while, it's from the 90s, some grunge song or something.

00:53:50.000 And I just cannot get that from anything in the 2000s, 2010s.

00:53:58.000 It just stopped being that we look back at certain decades.

00:54:05.000 I don't know if that kicks back in with the 20s because then you get the 20s, the 30s.

00:54:11.000 The aughts and the teens kind of all just went together as the 2000s.

00:54:17.000 There wasn't really this big difference.

00:54:21.000 Technology changed.

00:54:23.000 Music obviously changed, but it didn't.

00:54:25.000 There isn't this definitive sound musically for decades anymore.

00:54:31.000 New wave and grunge and 70s arena rock and 60s hippie stuff.

00:54:37.000 Every decade had this sound.

00:54:41.000 And then what?

00:54:42.000 2000 to 2010?

00:54:44.000 What was that?

00:54:45.000 2010 to 2020?

00:54:46.000 What sound did that have?

00:54:48.000 Was so definitive, like the 90s.

00:54:51.000 Drill rap?

00:54:53.000 Kendrick Lamar.

00:54:53.000 Yeah, drill rap.

00:54:55.000 That's it.

00:54:56.000 Drill rap.

00:54:57.000 They're just drilling holes in each other, which is the whole point of drill rap.

00:55:03.000 Dis tracks that end up in fucking someone bleeding to death on the streets or at a car wash with your daughter. 1.00

00:55:11.000 It's fucking shameful.

00:55:13.000 Yeah, you disrespected me.

00:55:14.000 You need to die.

00:55:15.000 I like how Jim Goode goes, why do you give a fuck if someone doesn't respect you?

00:55:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:22.000 You don't know me.

00:55:23.000 Some people that don't deserve any respect are the ones that want the most respect.

00:55:30.000 And it's insane.

00:55:31.000 It's like, talk about earning respect.

00:55:34.000 It's not even that.

00:55:35.000 You don't even like giving people respect.

00:55:38.000 You don't earn it with what you're doing.

00:55:41.000 How you're leading your life, I guess?

00:55:43.000 I don't know.

00:55:44.000 Do we want respect from strangers?

00:55:47.000 I don't want to be put upon.

00:55:49.000 I don't want someone butting in line when I'm at Disneyland.

00:55:52.000 But outside of you affecting me and my family, it's like being mad someone doesn't like you.

00:55:58.000 Common decency sometimes is mistaken for respect.

00:56:02.000 Someone cutting in line at an amusement park, they're not...

00:56:09.000 Singling you out and cutting you because they want to disrespect you.

00:56:13.000 They're just trying to get around the system and get ahead and cheat the system and cut somebody.

00:56:21.000 That's just not being courteous.

00:56:25.000 You're being a dick.

00:56:27.000 You're not functioning in a society properly.

00:56:29.000 But a diss would be, hey, you look like a faggot. 1.00

00:56:34.000 I'm going to step right in front of you and you're not going to do anything about it.

00:56:38.000 And that's disrespectful to you.

00:56:40.000 So there is a difference.

00:56:42.000 But, like, I don't see as much of that happening in my life.

00:56:47.000 I don't get disrespected on that level.

00:56:49.000 I've had people do things that are incredibly rude, like that.

00:56:55.000 But there's a big difference there.

00:56:57.000 Well, you always say, no one disrespects the Ant-Man.

00:57:00.000 The Ant-Man, yes.

00:57:02.000 That's kind of your motto.

00:57:04.000 8 to 10, check your local station's listings.

00:57:08.000 And remember, that's your sign-off.

00:57:10.000 And remember, no one disrespects the Ant-Man.

00:57:13.000 The Ant-Man.

00:57:16.000 And then I go out, like, when I'm out, I'll hear, like, Ant-Man!

00:57:21.000 Yay! 0.99

00:57:22.000 How you doing?

00:57:22.000 My fans.

00:57:23.000 There's got to be some sort of gesture they do, like, with the jaws.

00:57:27.000 The big mandibles.

00:57:28.000 Ant-Man!

00:57:30.000 And I go, hey!

00:57:31.000 Ant-Man!

00:57:34.000 Oh, Jesus, that is so bad!

00:57:38.000 Ant-Man!

00:57:39.000 They wear little ant hats, too, to your shows?

00:57:41.000 Yeah, yeah, you got the antenna.

00:57:44.000 Oh, yeah, the antenna.

00:57:45.000 And then you go, yeah!

00:57:47.000 Ant-Man!

00:57:48.000 Ant-Man!

00:57:50.000 Woo! 0.99

00:57:51.000 The catchphrase, like, how's your thorax?

00:57:59.000 I'd like to look you over with my compound eyes.

00:58:04.000 Oh my god.

00:58:06.000 The anthill is where you live.

00:58:08.000 That's your nickname.

00:58:09.000 No more compound.

00:58:10.000 We're here in the anthill.

00:58:11.000 Maybe that's the studio.

00:58:14.000 Broadcasting from the anthill.

00:58:15.000 Live from the anthill.

00:58:17.000 Live from the anthill.

00:58:19.000 It's the ant man.

00:58:20.000 And then Opie's like, people keep asking me about the anthill.

00:58:23.000 I don't care.

00:58:24.000 I wish I'm nowhere but the best.

00:58:27.000 It's stupid.

00:58:28.000 I don't know where it is.

00:58:30.000 Someone should kick it over. 1.00

00:58:33.000 Give me a magnifying glass.

00:58:35.000 I got a penthouse apartment in Manhattan.

00:58:37.000 You know how tall you'd have to make an anthill to get up here?

00:58:41.000 Good luck.

00:58:42.000 Good luck.

00:58:42.000 Best of luck.

00:58:43.000 Best of luck.

00:58:47.000 The anthill.

00:58:49.000 If I may promote something else.

00:58:52.000 On this free show, Nita Fashions.

00:58:55.000 They are my tailor.

00:58:57.000 I call it a tailor for cheap rich guys.

00:59:01.000 And they make all the suits I wear on the show.

00:59:04.000 They're very popular with our viewers.

00:59:09.000 You go in there, you get sized up.

00:59:10.000 You can do it via Instagram.

00:59:11.000 You're a little zoomed in there, Sean.

00:59:16.000 There we go.

00:59:17.000 I was wondering.

00:59:18.000 Nice logo, though.

00:59:19.000 I like the 1953. That's the fine year for America. 1.00

00:59:23.000 They're Indian, but they live in Hong Kong, and they were all born there, but it's a very insular culture, so they end up with the same accent.

00:59:29.000 But he's like, I would not sell this for $5 billion.

00:59:33.000 This is my company.

00:59:34.000 I'll give it to my son.

00:59:36.000 He will give it to his son.

00:59:37.000 You know, tailors, it's a dying breed, but they're on tour right now, and I've decided to go with them to D.C., New York, New Jersey, and Boston, and do a little meet and greet.

00:59:49.000 You come in, it's $200, you get a special pin that allows you to go to all Compound Censored shows for free for the rest of your life.

00:59:57.000 You get a shirt, you get fitted, tons of booze, we get wasted, we hang out.

01:00:03.000 Awesome.

01:00:04.000 And I gotta be frank, the tickets are not flying off the shelves.

01:00:08.000 Oh, jeepers.

01:00:09.000 This may be a flop.

01:00:11.000 Oh, no.

01:00:12.000 Are you supposed to say that out loud when you're promoting something?

01:00:15.000 But you hang out and you get to, like, this is a real personal kind of a intimate thing.

01:00:22.000 It's not like a bunch of people at a comedy show or something else that Gavin's doing.

01:00:26.000 You get to hang out, talk, have a few drinks.

01:00:28.000 It's a private comedy show is what it is.

01:00:31.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:32.000 And it's not just like an hour meet and greet and then we're gone.

01:00:36.000 Like, we hang out all night.

01:00:37.000 And this will be Monday, March 17th.

01:00:39.000 Sex?

01:00:40.000 Is St. Paddy's Day.

01:00:41.000 So we'll be in D.C. St. Padding it up.

01:00:45.000 Oy, St. Paddy's Day, don't you know?

01:00:47.000 Well, that's great.

01:00:48.000 That sounds fun.

01:00:49.000 Close.

01:00:50.000 Yeah.

01:00:51.000 Well, if it's not fun, then I guess I won't do them anymore.

01:00:55.000 You can email them at info at nitafashions.com, or if you don't like email, you go to Instagram.

01:01:02.000 It's at nita.fashions, I believe.

01:01:06.000 So nitafashions is the email, all one word, but for the Instagram, it's nita.fashions.

01:01:11.000 And we've got four dates there.

01:01:16.000 Ends on the day after April Fool's, and yeah, DC's coming up this Monday, very soon.

01:01:24.000 That's awesome.

01:01:25.000 Check out Nita Fashion's wonderful deal.

01:01:27.000 We should also plug our comedy shows.

01:01:30.000 Yes, we are back out on the road doing the comedy thing.

01:01:34.000 You might remember our end racism tour.

01:01:36.000 We ended racism.

01:01:38.000 So now we're back out there trying to address other issues with our cutting edge comedy.

01:01:45.000 Well, as you called it once backstage, I go, do you think we're stand-up comedians?

01:01:49.000 And you go, not really.

01:01:51.000 This is more offensive spoken word.

01:01:54.000 Yeah, that's what we do.

01:01:56.000 Offensive spoken word.

01:01:58.000 Yeah, I think that fits.

01:02:00.000 Yeah, Josh Denny, of course, Gavin McInnes, and myself are out on the road.

01:02:06.000 We have a couple of dates up there now that you can buy tickets for.

01:02:09.000 One of them is in Los Angeles.

01:02:12.000 California.

01:02:13.000 We have to do the same thing where we don't tell where we are until the last minute?

01:02:17.000 Yep.

01:02:17.000 It's actually showing.

01:02:19.000 Believe me.

01:02:19.000 These shows go down and they're awesome.

01:02:21.000 Wait, it's showing.

01:02:22.000 At the end in Los Angeles and at Boca Box in Boca Raton.

01:02:27.000 Well, that's actually a good sign that America is back. 0.95

01:02:30.000 We can show the venues.

01:02:31.000 That's true.

01:02:32.000 The end is sort of on the outskirts of L.A. We did a show there before.

01:02:38.000 It's in like a strip mall.

01:02:40.000 Remember that?

01:02:40.000 We thought Antifa were there.

01:02:42.000 Sure.

01:02:43.000 Since then, Josh did his special there.

01:02:45.000 Leonardo Joni does her shows there.

01:02:49.000 It's changed now.

01:02:50.000 It's become like the controversial comedian spot.

01:02:54.000 Love it.

01:02:54.000 See, Trump becomes president.

01:02:56.000 Things change.

01:02:57.000 I get a radio job.

01:02:59.000 And we're able to put the actual clubs on our fucking promos.

01:03:04.000 It's...

01:03:05.000 Shit is changing.

01:03:06.000 Josh is also talking about Pittsburgh and the UK. What?

01:03:12.000 What state is that in?

01:03:14.000 It's not on any states.

01:03:15.000 You have to get in a flying tube.

01:03:17.000 Wow, and go transverse the ocean?

01:03:20.000 Yep.

01:03:22.000 The secret to Britain is you set up a couple more things, so it's worth the trip.

01:03:29.000 I got a whole bunch of Monty Python material.

01:03:32.000 I'm just chomping at the bit.

01:03:34.000 So you guys eat faggots, huh? 1.00

01:03:37.000 If you're not smoking them, you're eating them.

01:03:40.000 Smoke them, you eat them, do you fuck them?

01:03:48.000 Wow, exciting.

01:03:49.000 Look at us, we're doing things.

01:03:51.000 Well, you know, maybe it's a cultural indicator.

01:03:55.000 Because, I mean, Trump does not exist in a vacuum.

01:03:59.000 If Trump is doing shit and he's saying no more women in men's sports, We all know that dominoes down to Canada, then Britain, then Australia and New Zealand.

01:04:14.000 Mainland Europe seems pretty impenetrable with fucking culture, but maybe Germany, France, Spain, I don't know.

01:04:21.000 Maybe they eventually follow suit.

01:04:24.000 But this could be a harbinger of an entire Western revolution.

01:04:28.000 I certainly hope so, because we've been in some shit for quite some time that has restricted us from giving our all to the people, Gavin.

01:04:39.000 They have been trying to prevent us from delivering the amazingness of what we do to the masses.

01:04:48.000 And they've been kind of effective in certain circles.

01:04:54.000 Yeah, we're getting back out.

01:04:55.000 Every time I just want to hang around my house and not do anything, shit comes up.

01:05:00.000 Yeah.

01:05:00.000 I was talking about this the other day.

01:05:02.000 I'm like, somehow I went and got myself a fucking job.

01:05:06.000 I got myself a job.

01:05:08.000 I was doing this for almost a dozen years now, about 11 years, and it was fine.

01:05:15.000 I would come out, I'd be able to wear comfy clothes and just sit down and do my show, and then I was done.

01:05:23.000 My whole day was done, and I could do whatever I wanted.

01:05:26.000 Now, I had to get up early today to record three promos for the station.

01:05:32.000 The promos are still going?

01:05:34.000 What?

01:05:35.000 I heard you talking about the promos last week.

01:05:38.000 You're still doing promos.

01:05:40.000 No, by Wednesday, I have to do three promos.

01:05:45.000 About just whatever's going on.

01:05:47.000 I'm literally writing, like, jokes about topical news stories and then going, hey, did you hear about this?

01:05:54.000 And then they go, the Ant-Man from the Ant-Him.

01:06:00.000 It's radio, dude.

01:06:02.000 You gotta, like, do promos and videos now because it goes up on the website.

01:06:06.000 And then I had to send some stuff to HR, like my...

01:06:12.000 Payroll shit.

01:06:13.000 Like, it's a job.

01:06:14.000 I got myself into a fucking job, dude.

01:06:18.000 Yeah.

01:06:18.000 Why don't you just, like, do a good job for a year, get up there, sell your in-your-face Opie shirts, establish the Ant-Man, and then just go, I quit.

01:06:29.000 I'm good for money.

01:06:31.000 I just had to show you.

01:06:33.000 Yeah, I had to redeem myself.

01:06:35.000 I'm redeemed.

01:06:35.000 I've got Ant-Man.

01:06:36.000 It's a property now.

01:06:38.000 It's a thing.

01:06:39.000 It's out there.

01:06:40.000 The Ant-Man.

01:06:41.000 Now I can take it anywhere.

01:06:42.000 Merch.

01:06:43.000 Live shows.

01:06:44.000 The Ant-Man.

01:06:45.000 Franchise it out.

01:06:46.000 Maybe there'll be Ant-Men.

01:06:48.000 Like the Blue Man Group.

01:06:50.000 Ant-Man.

01:06:50.000 The Ant-Man.

01:06:50.000 You can show them how you do your show.

01:06:53.000 Yeah, I'll franchise it out.

01:06:56.000 If you want to become an Ant-Man, send an email to Ant-Man at the Ant Hill.

01:07:04.000 And you have like an Owen Benjamin Bearteria camp where you sit there and you explain how to wear two shirts.

01:07:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:14.000 Are you wearing one fucking shirt, mister?

01:07:19.000 Ant-Man wears two shirts!

01:07:21.000 Yes, sure!

01:07:24.000 Yeah, you don't change the fucking recipe of the Big Mac.

01:07:27.000 You don't go in with one shirt!

01:07:30.000 Is that a pledge, Ben?

01:07:36.000 You're a goddamn disgrace!

01:07:41.000 Yeah, the Ant-Man franchise.

01:07:43.000 I'll do it.

01:07:44.000 Yeah, I went and got myself a job that I have to get up at certain times.

01:07:47.000 I've been going to bed at about 12.30, 1 o'clock in the morning lately.

01:07:52.000 And, you know, I'm a 4, 5 o'clock AM guy.

01:07:56.000 And I just get tired.

01:07:58.000 And then I wake up.

01:07:59.000 And it's the morning.

01:08:01.000 It's not like Greg Opie Hughes.

01:08:03.000 It's dark out behind me doing my podcast to 12 people, dark out.

01:08:08.000 Isn't that great how I took the time of day and turned it into a little shit talk?

01:08:12.000 So it's got to come back to Opie, every sentence.

01:08:15.000 It's got to come back to me, my boys.

01:08:19.000 Yeah, but I got myself a job.

01:08:23.000 There must be a lot of 14-year-olds playing Call of Duty.

01:08:26.000 Going through the trenches like, where's that old dude, man?

01:08:30.000 He needs to have our backs.

01:08:32.000 Where'd he go?

01:08:33.000 Help! 0.98

01:08:35.000 Fuck!

01:08:35.000 The seasoned veteran.

01:08:37.000 Don't talk to me, you little shit. 1.00

01:08:39.000 You cherry motherfucker.

01:08:41.000 They're going to find you dead in the bush.

01:08:43.000 I don't want to get to know your name, you fucking walking dead piece of shit.

01:08:47.000 Cherry newbie motherfucker. 1.00

01:08:51.000 I've seen too many of your kind.

01:08:52.000 I gave my kids, my youngest boy, that Civil War game you told me about.

01:08:57.000 Yes.

01:08:58.000 He said there's too many N-words for his liking.

01:09:00.000 Is that it?

01:09:02.000 Wow.

01:09:02.000 Too racist for a 12-year-old.

01:09:04.000 It's quite a racist game.

01:09:06.000 Yeah.

01:09:07.000 And it's kind of boring.

01:09:08.000 I got bored of it because, you know, you're being shot at and you're like pressing your button on your mouse and stuff and it's like...

01:09:19.000 You've got to load each fucking round.

01:09:21.000 And then you go to shoot.

01:09:24.000 The things aren't...

01:09:25.000 You've got to be right up on these people to shoot them.

01:09:27.000 Of course.

01:09:28.000 It must have been terrifying back in the...

01:09:30.000 What a nightmare.

01:09:32.000 Even the American Revolution, there's places upstate where, like, this was the battle with the Indians for four days and Fort Duquesne, and you're like, how the fuck did you know where you are?

01:09:43.000 And this is very, you know, very mountainous up here in New York.

01:09:49.000 I'm up on a mountain.

01:09:50.000 I don't know.

01:09:51.000 Are we winning?

01:09:53.000 Are we winning?

01:09:55.000 Oh, shit!

01:09:57.000 You look down, what was that?

01:09:59.000 And then you look down, there's an arrow sticking out of your chest.

01:10:01.000 Oh, that was my chest puncturing.

01:10:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:07.000 I don't think a lot of people understand the vastness of these places and these states back then.

01:10:14.000 There weren't roads.

01:10:15.000 You weren't just kind of in the woods, like in your backyard and fighting, and then you run out and there's a house and a road.

01:10:21.000 You were in the middle of no fucking where.

01:10:25.000 Just woods.

01:10:27.000 Little deer trails.

01:10:28.000 You didn't know where the fuck you were.

01:10:30.000 You didn't know where the enemy was.

01:10:31.000 And, you know, all of a sudden, a bunch of guys see a bunch of guys and just start wailing on each other at point-blank range like that.

01:10:41.000 That had to be fucking frightening.

01:10:43.000 And now, imagine sitting here as you're reloading this archaic fucking rifle.

01:10:54.000 I'm getting an ulcer just thinking about it.

01:10:56.000 And also, like, am I winning?

01:10:58.000 Like, is it over?

01:11:00.000 How do we know?

01:11:01.000 I've heard from the Civil... 0.95

01:11:02.000 I heard in the Civil War it'd be like 12 days of walking and then a shootout for like four hours and then silence and now 12 days of walking.

01:11:13.000 That sounds terrible.

01:11:15.000 Don't get me wrong.

01:11:16.000 But the American...

01:11:18.000 Sorry, the...

01:11:21.000 Fighting the Indians pre-American Revolution.

01:11:24.000 Are we done?

01:11:25.000 The Indians are like, well, you killed all the Indians. 1.00

01:11:28.000 You win this particular area.

01:11:30.000 There could be one in the tree right now.

01:11:33.000 You have no idea.

01:11:35.000 You could be losing.

01:11:36.000 You don't know.

01:11:37.000 How do you even know if you're losing?

01:11:39.000 And they only fought in the daytime.

01:11:41.000 You could only fight in the daytime.

01:11:43.000 You know, I'm sure there was.

01:11:44.000 So there's some of the movies where you see the.

01:11:46.000 The Indian guy with the big knife at night going to the camp and killing the guy.

01:11:51.000 But these battles that took place, once the sun went down, they just stopped.

01:11:56.000 They'd have their scouts go out and try to get a little line on where everyone was and how many people are dead and things like that.

01:12:03.000 But the fighting just stopped.

01:12:06.000 And then the next day, they'd be like, all right, grab your gun.

01:12:10.000 It's time to kill people and hopefully not be killed today.

01:12:13.000 Just an insane arrangement.

01:12:16.000 You were just in a random roll of the dice, 24 hours a day.

01:12:22.000 Maybe they didn't even know they won.

01:12:23.000 The Indian Wars were like 300 years, so you never really won. 0.78

01:12:27.000 They ended in 1970. I'm still battling that one at the blackjack tables.

01:12:33.000 I'm still battling that one every time I go home for fuck's sake.

01:12:40.000 I battled it this morning.

01:12:42.000 Gavin's a veteran of a long war.

01:12:45.000 Well, actually, I have a hat that says Native Veteran, and I'm a veteran of Natives.

01:12:51.000 Of Natives? 0.93

01:12:52.000 Yeah, I deal with their fucking shit on a daily basis.

01:12:55.000 I'm exhausted.

01:12:57.000 But a lot of these guys, like, how do you know you won?

01:13:02.000 With World War II, there's newspapers.

01:13:04.000 They won!

01:13:05.000 Hitler is dead!

01:13:06.000 It's the victory for the West!

01:13:09.000 But before that, it must take years to even know.

01:13:13.000 Yeah, who's going to tell you?

01:13:16.000 Oh, wait a minute.

01:13:18.000 Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

01:13:20.000 Oh, if you're at a Morse code.

01:13:23.000 Right, exactly, yeah.

01:13:24.000 There's a guy on a horse who goes, good news, the British have given up. 1.00

01:13:27.000 We own America.

01:13:29.000 I don't believe you.

01:13:30.000 Who are you?

01:13:32.000 Yeah, who are you?

01:13:33.000 What's your proof?

01:13:35.000 And then, let's say you're in Tennessee.

01:13:39.000 You're marching.

01:13:40.000 How do you know you didn't cross over into South Carolina or somewhere?

01:13:44.000 There are no signs.

01:13:46.000 You don't go, oh, well, we just crossed the border.

01:13:48.000 That's good.

01:13:49.000 Let's get a picture.

01:13:51.000 You didn't know where you were.

01:13:53.000 You didn't know what was going on with the war.

01:13:57.000 You're winning or losing.

01:13:58.000 Yeah, that's horrifying.

01:14:00.000 How about we have relentless sympathy?

01:14:05.000 For these fucking men who died.

01:14:07.000 That used to be the norm.

01:14:08.000 When I was a little kid, we wear a poppy on Remembrance Day, because Canada's kind of British, and to show I'm proud of what they did for me, God bless the soldiers and sailors and airmen, too, who fought for us against the sea.

01:14:19.000 It was a given.

01:14:20.000 And you have school, you have a big ceremony in school, and now it's just like, fuck those fags. 1.00

01:14:27.000 I hate war.

01:14:29.000 You think they loved it?

01:14:31.000 Yeah, they were the ones that really enjoyed it.

01:14:33.000 A couple did, I guess.

01:14:34.000 Sure, yeah.

01:14:35.000 And probably not when they first got there.

01:14:37.000 All Quiet on the Western Front, the new one, when they're fighting those tanks, and you're just like, how the fuck do you know where you are?

01:14:45.000 This looks like an abyss.

01:14:47.000 Dude, that was fucking a really hardcore movie.

01:14:52.000 When his friend just explodes and he finds the glasses with the blood on it and the brains, and it's like, oh, God.

01:15:00.000 The most brilliant thing about that movie was how he looked like a 17-year-old at the beginning.

01:15:05.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:15:06.000 We're going to Paris!

01:15:07.000 We're going to meet girls!

01:15:09.000 It was romantic.

01:15:10.000 And then, I don't know, three years later, four years later, they're just like, you're going, the war's not over, you're going to go over there and die.

01:15:16.000 And he's like, okay.

01:15:18.000 Yeah.

01:15:18.000 Here we go.

01:15:19.000 Time to die.

01:15:21.000 The grays are coming in and the wrinkles on the face. 0.99

01:15:24.000 He felt nothing.

01:15:26.000 That was definitely a mark.

01:15:30.000 Difference between the beginning of that war and the end of it.

01:15:33.000 In that, like, going into it, everyone was romantic about it, like in previous wars.

01:15:39.000 Because previous wars were a little different.

01:15:41.000 They were fought differently.

01:15:42.000 You know, like Napoleon-type wars and whatnot.

01:15:48.000 This was just a meat grinder.

01:15:51.000 People still had that romantic attitude to war and defending.

01:15:54.000 But wasn't World War I a meat grinder of just sending guys over the hill to die? 0.78

01:15:57.000 Yeah, that's what I mean.

01:15:58.000 Like, World War I was that war that made people go, oh, fuck, this isn't really cool anymore.

01:16:04.000 It used to be like young men wanted to defend their country and pride and, you know, in the uniform and the women were all over them.

01:16:12.000 And then they were just getting wholesale butchered by these brand new German machine guns.

01:16:20.000 And then tanks.

01:16:21.000 And, you know, when your body is just smushed into mud by tank tracks, it's not as romantic as like, oh, you got me.

01:16:31.000 Tell my Louise I adore her and was thinking of her upon my death.

01:16:37.000 And, like, it was different.

01:16:39.000 It just became the...

01:16:40.000 Wait, you didn't get me.

01:16:41.000 My brass-covered diary protected the hole.

01:16:45.000 And here is a picture of my betrothed.

01:16:48.000 Now you're dead.

01:16:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:16:53.000 The romance just came right out of it at that point, and the whole prospect of war became a much different thing.

01:17:02.000 Well, at least we learned from all these mistakes, and the idea of going to war with Russia has become unthinkable, and the Democrats are saying, let's work on negotiations.

01:17:13.000 Let's try to be bipartisan and support Trump, because the less deaths, the better, right?

01:17:20.000 Right.

01:17:21.000 Then we have Slavey Crockett going, why is Donald Trump Putin's hoe? 1.00

01:17:28.000 He's a puppet.

01:17:29.000 He's a hoe. 1.00

01:17:31.000 She actually said, hoe. 0.99

01:17:33.000 What a wannabe ghetto rat she is. 1.00

01:17:37.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:17:38.000 And then she goes, we're on the verge of a world war and Trump is acting like...

01:17:43.000 I'm like, whoa, whoa.

01:17:45.000 The verge of the world war is our thing.

01:17:47.000 That's our side.

01:17:48.000 We don't want a world war.

01:17:50.000 We don't want that.

01:17:52.000 But then you seem to think you can claim, I don't want a world war, but at the same time say, be a dick to Putin and don't be his bitch.

01:18:00.000 And keep this conflict going, which is, you know, could be the embers of a world war.

01:18:06.000 You want to kind of get rid of this conflict.

01:18:11.000 What happened to peace talks?

01:18:14.000 That used to be a big thing in war. 0.83

01:18:16.000 People would be like, how do we make this war as short as possible and get the principals here at a table to start speaking about peace?

01:18:25.000 We'll get a ceasefire at least for 10 days maybe to start negotiations.

01:18:31.000 Every war in the past kind of had that.

01:18:34.000 And this one, it seems like not only did we not have it before Trump, but...

01:18:39.000 They were so dead set against even talking about peace.

01:18:42.000 Yes, they were discouraging peace talks.

01:18:44.000 Yeah, and Trump comes in and goes, we'd like to stop this war.

01:18:47.000 Oh, what?

01:18:49.000 Putin's ho. 0.78

01:18:51.000 It's completely ass backwards.

01:18:54.000 And they're also promoting, through Israel, they're promoting this war with Iran. 0.63

01:19:00.000 Iran's our enemy. 1.00

01:19:01.000 We should light them up right now.

01:19:02.000 Was it Lindsey Graham talking about, or is that the guy from Fleetwood Mac?

01:19:07.000 No, Lindsey Buckingham.

01:19:09.000 We have to light up Iran and start a war over there. 1.00

01:19:13.000 I think the foreigner guy was Graham.

01:19:17.000 Mick Graham.

01:19:18.000 I think it came all...

01:19:20.000 Yeah, there we go.

01:19:21.000 We brought it back.

01:19:22.000 Classic Ant, man.

01:19:25.000 Yeah, there's these fucking warmongers.

01:19:27.000 Shouldn't we be mad at whoever allowed Ukraine to discuss the possibility of NATO? Isn't that the impetus for all of this?

01:19:37.000 Who do we blame for that?

01:19:39.000 Who said, yeah, let's talk about it.

01:19:40.000 Let's get you into NATO. Yeah.

01:19:45.000 I hope, I pray, please, South Carolina, some fucking viable Republican candidate to primary this motherfucker with.

01:19:55.000 I want to get this half a fruit out of the goddamn...

01:19:57.000 How is he your governor?

01:19:59.000 He's not my governor.

01:20:00.000 He's one of my senators.

01:20:01.000 Oh, right.

01:20:02.000 Sorry.

01:20:02.000 How is he your senator?

01:20:04.000 I don't know.

01:20:05.000 He seems to be like people kind of like some of the stuff.

01:20:09.000 He leaves us alone with our guns and stuff for the most part and shit like that.

01:20:14.000 But as far as war things go, he is a warmongering little shit.

01:20:20.000 And I don't like him.

01:20:22.000 I'm a radical fascist.

01:20:25.000 And part of our one of our dictums is one of our criteria is we don't want teenage boys to have their heads blown off.

01:20:32.000 Yeah, what a crazy thought.

01:20:35.000 At all costs.

01:20:36.000 We want that avoided.

01:20:37.000 And like the people that are clamoring for this are the first people that would lose their minds at the prospect of a real fighting, dying war with America involved in it.

01:20:50.000 Like, the politicians don't care, but the people that are like, oh, Trump, he's Putin's hoe, Putin's bitch, all the liberals saying that. 0.91

01:21:00.000 You want to see your little friends coming home in body bags and visit their cemetery plots and, you know, all that shit?

01:21:08.000 Because that's what happens.

01:21:09.000 Because again, they have this unrealistic expectation that things happen without consequence.

01:21:16.000 That we can go to war. 0.97

01:21:19.000 And no one dies.

01:21:20.000 We just bomb some stuff, some unnamed cities and people, and then they give up because we did what America does and we're right and just.

01:21:33.000 They have no clue that your friends will be dying.

01:21:38.000 Dummy.

01:21:39.000 We lost how many men in the Middle East since 9-11 on these stupid wars through Afghanistan and Iraq?

01:21:48.000 Afghanistan!

01:21:49.000 Not to mention, our medicine is so good now that men don't die.

01:21:53.000 They just go home with no limbs and sit in a wheelchair with a bizarre, uncanny smile on their face as Wounded Warriors gets them a stove that goes low.

01:22:04.000 Yeah, yeah, you got a stove that works like an elevator for these poor guys.

01:22:09.000 Yeah.

01:22:09.000 Yeah, years ago, most of those guys would have died from their injuries, but the ability to get them off the battlefield really quickly, have literally doctors on the helicopters treating them on their way back to the medical facilities that they have, have kept so many of these guys alive.

01:22:29.000 Some of them are amazing.

01:22:31.000 We've seen some amazing stories of these injured guys that just take hold of the reins and understand what happened, and they continue with a life.

01:22:40.000 But that's the exception to the rule, I think.

01:22:43.000 I think a lot of these guys are so fucked up.

01:22:46.000 And those are the physical injuries.

01:22:49.000 Mentally, a lot of these guys come back completely twisted.

01:22:52.000 And then on top of that is the actual dead.

01:22:57.000 The list of people that did not come back.

01:22:59.000 So you're talking about a giant swath of a generation that is completely fucked.

01:23:07.000 And anyone that crows about that is sick.

01:23:14.000 They're sick in the head.

01:23:15.000 And especially if you're crowing for it, and it has nothing to do with our literal security, you know, border security.

01:23:23.000 We're fighting.

01:23:23.000 Someone invaded us.

01:23:25.000 I came here and we need our soldiers to fight them on American soil or even overseas on some of our other American interests.

01:23:33.000 But really?

01:23:34.000 We're going to fight Russia over Ukraine? 0.87

01:23:37.000 Are you out of your fucking mind?

01:23:39.000 I totally understand his beef.

01:23:42.000 His beef is, I said, no encroaching to the east.

01:23:46.000 We all agreed on that.

01:23:47.000 We were all on the same page.

01:23:49.000 Then you violated...

01:23:51.000 The code.

01:23:52.000 And you encroached via Ukraine.

01:23:55.000 They're touching my border all over the place, too.

01:23:58.000 It's not like there's sort of...

01:24:00.000 There's a little peninsula that dips up to...

01:24:02.000 There's a massive fucking swath of land.

01:24:05.000 That's a fuckload of Russia's western border.

01:24:09.000 So they don't want that.

01:24:13.000 And they said it.

01:24:15.000 And it was agreed upon in the 90s.

01:24:18.000 After that wall came down and...

01:24:20.000 All of the Soviet satellites became their own nations and were able to pursue their own destiny if they wanted votes and be a democracy and an alliance with America.

01:24:33.000 They said, hey, we just want our security.

01:24:37.000 We're still not friends.

01:24:38.000 Let's keep our border separate from any of these NATO nations.

01:24:44.000 Yeah, yeah, no problem.

01:24:46.000 No problem.

01:24:47.000 And what?

01:24:48.000 Because it's 25, 30 years later?

01:24:50.000 We can just renege on that whole thing and not expect there to be an issue?

01:24:56.000 Couldn't they say, couldn't the left say, okay, you call us the pro-war party because we don't want to capitulate to Putin.

01:25:02.000 Aren't you guys the pro-war party because you're encouraging Israel to go into Iran and Lebanon and get China and Russia involved?

01:25:12.000 But I would argue, no, I don't, as a Republican or whatever we are, I want this to be over.

01:25:19.000 Trump says, I'll take over Gaza.

01:25:22.000 We'll put up some resorts.

01:25:24.000 Yeah, I'm all for that.

01:25:26.000 I don't think your average right-of-center American would support Israel attacking Lebanon or Iran in a serious way.

01:25:39.000 But, you know, they are.

01:25:42.000 They are dropping some bombs in there and doing some damage.

01:25:46.000 Not in Iran, but...

01:25:48.000 But that's retaliation for Lebanese attacks.

01:25:52.000 To really, like, go after Iran? 0.78

01:25:55.000 How do we say this fucking gay country? 1.00

01:25:58.000 Iran? 0.79

01:25:59.000 Iran!

01:26:01.000 Iran!

01:26:03.000 I hate Iran.

01:26:04.000 I hate Lebanon. 0.73

01:26:05.000 I hate...

01:26:05.000 I'm an Islamophobe, but I don't want to fucking...

01:26:10.000 Sudan.

01:26:11.000 Fucking Somalia. 0.95

01:26:12.000 All these fucking places that we shouldn't even...

01:26:15.000 There should never, ever be an American boot put down in any of those fucking places.

01:26:21.000 I like Trump's thing where...

01:26:22.000 Because you can't do nothing or you create a vacuum and China and fucking Islam moves in and Russia. 0.99

01:26:29.000 But Trump's thing is like...

01:26:31.000 I'm just going to light up your fucking airports, your military airports, like a Christmas tree. 0.97

01:26:40.000 Command and control.

01:26:41.000 Yeah, and then I'm going to decapitate a few snakes, and you'll see, like, al-Baghdadi's ring in the pile of the rubble.

01:26:49.000 Al-Baghdadi!

01:26:50.000 And then I'm going to leave.

01:26:52.000 So there's a compromise between being a pussy who hides. 1.00

01:26:57.000 I think you could be an isolationist and still occasionally intervene with a few actions around the world.

01:27:06.000 Unfortunately, we have world interests.

01:27:09.000 We can't just be isolated America.

01:27:13.000 We're too big of a nation.

01:27:15.000 There's too much going on around the world to just completely turn our backs to.

01:27:21.000 I get that.

01:27:22.000 But I cannot see any reason for some protracted war where Americans are dying for anything that's going on right now.

01:27:33.000 There's nothing going on right now that merits taking a shitload, hundreds of thousands of American men, dropping them somewhere around the world, and having them come back in coffins. 0.86

01:27:46.000 There's nothing happening that merits that.

01:27:49.000 You want to drop a few bombs, some cruise missiles?

01:27:52.000 You want to go in there and take out a communications thing or a bomb manufacturing plant because it's near something we're doing?

01:28:03.000 Fine.

01:28:04.000 Fine.

01:28:05.000 But let's not kill another generation of Americans.

01:28:09.000 Fuck them up.

01:28:12.000 Crazy shit.

01:28:14.000 Crazy shit, my friend.

01:28:15.000 Gavin, anything you need to tell the fine viewers before we go for a day?

01:28:21.000 You come back tomorrow, I come back tomorrow.

01:28:24.000 Yep, we go away temporarily, temporarily.

01:28:26.000 I would encourage people to sign up for the meet and greets so they don't bomb and I'm not humiliated.

01:28:32.000 And I'd encourage them to go to Red Pill, what's it?

01:28:37.000 Red Pill Threads and get one of these cool shirts we have.

01:28:43.000 And then I'm excited about these shows.

01:28:45.000 It's going to be a challenge, but I'm going to try not to be wasted.

01:28:49.000 We always have fun at these things, and it is a challenge because everyone there wants to have fun, wants to have a drink with you.

01:28:58.000 That's what it is.

01:28:58.000 Oh, after is great.

01:29:00.000 But the problem is, like, you're on at 10. Yeah.

01:29:03.000 You're at the hotel at noon.

01:29:04.000 You now have 10 hours with nothing to do, and you can't drink.

01:29:09.000 And you're away from your fucking squad ball and chain, so there's a huge incentive to.

01:29:16.000 We always end up at the hotel bar and, you know, oh, the show is, you know, we got to get to the club and then we get to the club and a few more drinks and, yeah, yeah.

01:29:29.000 Maybe Guinness is the solution.

01:29:31.000 Guinness and lasagna.

01:29:31.000 Yeah, I think maybe just a beer, stick to a beer.

01:29:34.000 Shots after.

01:29:35.000 We can take a few shots after the show.

01:29:38.000 With some people.

01:29:39.000 But yeah, I agree.

01:29:42.000 I have to write an entirely new set in like a month.

01:29:48.000 Sort of.

01:29:49.000 Sort of.

01:29:50.000 But if you have some greatest hits, it's not like people are going to go, Hey, you said that on the show!

01:29:56.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:29:56.000 No, no.

01:29:57.000 I got a couple of good ideas and ideas for other stuff.

01:30:03.000 I'm a pretty conversational comedian.

01:30:05.000 I don't have setups and punchlines for the most part, so we'll be good.

01:30:10.000 People seem to enjoy it, and yeah, meet and greet.

01:30:12.000 We'll do some of that.

01:30:13.000 Are we doing meet and greets?

01:30:15.000 Sure, why not?

01:30:16.000 Yeah, definitely.

01:30:16.000 Those are always, always a joy.

01:30:18.000 I treasure those moments with our fans.

01:30:21.000 You know what I do?

01:30:22.000 I have a note on my phone called stand-up, and every time I'm at the bar and something funny happens, like we're riffing, and I'm like, that's pretty good.

01:30:29.000 I leave the group and go over and be like, where, where, where?

01:30:35.000 Like the idea of the modern racist.

01:30:38.000 I'm sorry, giving away some material, but we were talking about this kid who had been accused of racism at my kid's high school.

01:30:45.000 And he made a kid read a definition of the N-word on his phone.

01:30:50.000 And I'm like, okay, let's just step into their shoes.

01:30:55.000 Their scenario is like this black kid's at my Westchester, super ritzy, fancy neighborhood high school, and this black kid is like, hey man, they're like, well, well, well, looky here. 0.76

01:31:09.000 Little black boy thinks he can go to the...

01:31:11.000 That's not a guy.

01:31:14.000 Yeah, that's not a real person.

01:31:17.000 Sorry.

01:31:18.000 People don't act like that.

01:31:21.000 At the meet and greets, I usually...

01:31:24.000 I'll be talking to everybody, and then I'll look around and see if you and Josh are really engrossed in something.

01:31:29.000 I'll be like, they can handle it for a little bit.

01:31:31.000 And then I kind of go to an Irish goodbye at the back.

01:31:36.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:31:38.000 Well, these won't.

01:31:38.000 I'll tell you right now, these will not be canceled.

01:31:41.000 Those days are gone.

01:31:43.000 I mean, maybe Chicago, Berkeley, New York City.

01:31:48.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:31:49.000 They'll be the last to sort of, the last barnacles to be scraped off of this woke beast.

01:31:55.000 But as far as those venues go, no, they're absolutely happening, 100%.

01:32:00.000 I have to agree with you, seeing how things are going these days.

01:32:04.000 Yeah.

01:32:05.000 Gavin, oh, if you're watching on the free thing and you don't subscribe, obviously subscribe.

01:32:11.000 Oh, yes.

01:32:12.000 Go to sensor.tv, subscribe to The Anthony Cumia Show.

01:32:18.000 That's what you have to know.

01:32:20.000 Subscribe!

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01:32:26.000 Also, Sunday, if you're in New York, Sunday, you can listen to my show, 8 to 10 p.m.

01:32:34.000 on WABC Radio.

01:32:36.000 Yes, and if I'm being syndicated, so who knows?

01:32:40.000 I haven't even heard yet.

01:32:41.000 The list of stations, but I'll have more info on that, on the syndication deal as time goes by.

01:32:47.000 But good things.

01:32:48.000 Good things are happening.

01:32:49.000 We're psyched.

01:32:51.000 And yeah, subscribe right here at Sensor.TV. Sign up.

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01:33:01.000 You can hear Anthony every Sunday, 8 to 10. Yeah, 77 WABC app.

01:33:06.000 Thank you, everybody.

01:33:08.000 We'll see you back here tomorrow.

01:33:09.000 Gavin, of course, thank you.

01:33:11.000 And have a good evening, folks.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 12, 2025

COMPOUND CENSORED - EP183 - TACS 1888: THE ANT MAN

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