Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 03, 2018


Ep 125 | That's My Boy! | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

40 minutes

Words per Minute

178.05179

Word Count

7,220

Sentence Count

649

Misogynist Sentences

36

Hate Speech Sentences

40


Summary

Kanye West's new album is out, and it's a doozy. Plus, Stephen Harrod's take on fat people, 400 years of slavery, and the Baju tribe. Also, we have a special guest on the pod.


Transcript

00:00:28.000 Hey dudes, that was just some random dude from the Baju tribe in the Philippines.
00:00:35.000 And these guys don't really go to land.
00:00:38.000 They go to land when someone dies.
00:00:40.000 They go to land to get drinking water.
00:00:42.000 But they live on tiny boats and swim all day.
00:00:46.000 They can be underwater for five minutes at a time.
00:00:49.000 They've trained their pupils to see better underwater.
00:00:52.000 Fascinating group.
00:00:53.000 And groovy tune.
00:00:58.000 They need some strings in there and they could make their own rock and roll.
00:01:03.000 I think that tribe really helps the argument about the aquatic ape theory, which if you listen to my podcast, you know I'm obsessed with and is getting more in traction as we get older.
00:01:12.000 It's becoming less of a flat earth kind of a thing and more people are taking it seriously.
00:01:16.000 I don't know how I feel about it.
00:01:17.000 I'm not smart enough.
00:01:18.000 I just think it's fascinating.
00:01:19.000 I'm wearing a short-sleeve polo with a suit.
00:01:22.000 I like that look here.
00:01:24.000 It looks very British working class.
00:01:26.000 Cigarette smoking Andy cap from the 80s kind of thing, early hooligans, you know.
00:01:30.000 But I don't like the way that there's no shirt coming out.
00:01:33.000 So you have these sort of bare arms.
00:01:36.000 It looks like you're wearing floods or something.
00:01:38.000 That's not a good look.
00:01:39.000 We have a fun show for you today.
00:01:40.000 We're going to make fun of fat people, as we were wont to do, while being respectful.
00:01:46.000 Because I am a person that's in the fat community.
00:01:49.000 I'm like a fag hag, but for fat people, I'm a fat hag.
00:01:53.000 All my friends are fat pigs.
00:01:55.000 But all my friends go, yeah, I'm a fat pig.
00:01:57.000 It's not healthy.
00:01:59.000 I'm focusing today on the ones who pretend it's like being black or handicapped and it's something you're born with that you can't prevent.
00:02:06.000 I'm sure there's a handful of those.
00:02:08.000 But for the most part, you just indulge yourself.
00:02:10.000 It's like me being a drunk.
00:02:13.000 But the Kanye news still goes.
00:02:15.000 Oh, yeah, we also got Stephen Harrod on the line coming in after I talk about fat people, a Catholic pal of mine.
00:02:22.000 I'll do a separate intro for him because he deserves some space.
00:02:26.000 Yes, Kanye's still going.
00:02:29.000 We're up to two major news pieces a day on Kanye West.
00:02:33.000 And it's not me, it's the news.
00:02:35.000 He is all over every newspaper.
00:02:39.000 So the latest thing is 400 years of slavery.
00:02:42.000 That sounds like a choice.
00:02:44.000 Now, this guy's doing his job.
00:02:45.000 Just like Kevin Williamson at National Review when he said women should be hanged for having abortions.
00:02:50.000 You're presenting interesting, crazy, outlandish ideas.
00:02:54.000 If you're not Mao, then they're not dictums.
00:02:57.000 They're not policies.
00:02:58.000 I want you to stimulate my brain.
00:03:00.000 The idea that the slaves could have done way better and had a better revolt sooner sounds insane to me.
00:03:07.000 Sounds ridiculous.
00:03:08.000 It's offensive.
00:03:09.000 That's what thoughts should be.
00:03:11.000 That's what artists should do.
00:03:12.000 They should blow our minds with crazy talk.
00:03:15.000 But believe it or not, it's not going well in the black community.
00:03:18.000 And here's something that I firmly believe.
00:03:20.000 That talking about slavery again and again in this day and age is fucking ridiculous.
00:03:27.000 You know, I go to China sometimes.
00:03:29.000 Big statues of Mao everywhere.
00:03:31.000 He murdered 70 million of them.
00:03:33.000 They don't really talk about it.
00:03:34.000 We don't need to get into it.
00:03:35.000 There's the Bolsheviks, 30 million were killed.
00:03:38.000 We've got that was Stalin, right, with Holodomor.
00:03:44.000 We have Pol Pot murdering thousands of people.
00:03:47.000 We are the only ones that dwell in the past.
00:03:50.000 Oh, it's so horrible.
00:03:51.000 And I'm being specific when I say we.
00:03:53.000 Russia doesn't dwell.
00:03:54.000 I'm not even saying white people.
00:03:55.000 I'm saying Westerners love to dwell in the past.
00:03:59.000 It's a sickness, really.
00:04:00.000 And it's an albatross around your neck.
00:04:03.000 But check him out.
00:04:04.000 So he goes to, Kanye goes to the TMZ offices.
00:04:06.000 Do you have that?
00:04:08.000 Today.
00:04:12.000 Do you feel that I'm feeling, do you feel that I'm being free and I'm thinking free?
00:04:19.000 Yes.
00:04:23.000 I think what you're doing right now.
00:04:27.000 And the reason why I feel like that is because, Kanye, you're entitled to your opinion.
00:04:32.000 You're entitled to believe whatever you want.
00:04:34.000 There is fact and real world, real life consequence behind everything that you just said.
00:04:41.000 And while you are making music and being an artist and living the life that you've earned by being a genius, the rest of us in society have to deal with these threats to our lives.
00:04:52.000 We have to deal with the marginalization that's come from the 400 years of slavery that you said for our people was a choice.
00:05:01.000 Every day we have to walk into that truth while you choose to say things that, to be honest with you, dog, are nonsensical.
00:05:09.000 You want to think freely?
00:05:10.000 That's fine.
00:05:11.000 I'll combat your free thought with my free thought because mine is grounded in a reality that I've been giving and a reality that I'm going.
00:05:20.000 That's enough.
00:05:20.000 We know what he's saying, right?
00:05:21.000 I feel like I'm good at translating these things now.
00:05:23.000 He's saying slavery was real 400 years.
00:05:25.000 By the way, weren't we mostly British when we had slaves?
00:05:28.000 And if you really want to get into slavery, the West didn't start it.
00:05:32.000 The West ended it.
00:05:34.000 It was started in Africa.
00:05:35.000 It's still going on in Africa today.
00:05:37.000 You don't want to open that Pandora's box and stop using it as an excuse for your failures.
00:05:43.000 Everyone, cops want to kill me.
00:05:45.000 This is what he was saying.
00:05:46.000 Cops and other people, he lives in constant threat, not just racism where people think he's human garbage and spit on him and go like that behind his back.
00:05:53.000 But also cops got their rifle sights on.
00:05:56.000 There we go.
00:05:56.000 We got a Negro.
00:05:57.000 Look at him.
00:05:58.000 He's at the grocery store.
00:06:00.000 That's because of slavery.
00:06:01.000 Slavery dehumanized blacks and now they're human garbage and he has to live with that every day, which is just false.
00:06:06.000 What he really means is, don't take my crutch away, Kanye.
00:06:10.000 I've built my whole identity on it.
00:06:13.000 That's really the anger.
00:06:14.000 And that's fascinating that someone that is worshipped, literally worshiped, that's why they're so mad because a god said something.
00:06:20.000 Someone that is worshipped so much has dared to say, you know what?
00:06:24.000 No, let's get over it.
00:06:26.000 It's boring.
00:06:27.000 Stop being a victim.
00:06:29.000 I saw a salon had an article about him, and it was written by a guy who said, Some of the writing on the left, I don't check it out often, but when I do actually read these articles, I go, you're illiterate.
00:06:42.000 Some guy named D. Watkins, right, has said that he has a mental illness.
00:06:48.000 And you're ready for what the mental illness is?
00:06:50.000 Does Kanye have a mental illness?
00:06:51.000 Yes, it's called capitalism.
00:06:53.000 Addiction to money.
00:06:55.000 And money is capitalized by, oh, no, addiction to money.
00:06:58.000 Those are all capitalized.
00:06:59.000 Like it's the name of a disease.
00:07:01.000 You don't capitalize diseases.
00:07:02.000 Cancer is a small C. And many other Americans suffer from the same ailment.
00:07:08.000 The only difference is that we aren't selling our souls because of it.
00:07:12.000 Yeah, because when he trivializes slavery, he gets tons of money.
00:07:16.000 So I looked up this guy, Dee Watkins, who wrote that article, that terrible article.
00:07:19.000 And you realize he's a black guy.
00:07:20.000 It's a bigotry of low expectations, right?
00:07:22.000 Let's hire him.
00:07:23.000 He was a heroin dealer.
00:07:26.000 The guy who wrote that quote I just told you about addicted to money was a heroin dealer.
00:07:31.000 You want to talk about selling your soul?
00:07:32.000 How many people did he kill with his heroin?
00:07:37.000 Even if you have sort of disowned that past and apologized for everything, I don't really think you get to be on your high horse and tell other people that they're selling their soul and they're greedy for a quote.
00:07:48.000 He didn't sell anyone a drug that you OD on and die, you pig.
00:07:55.000 Heroin dealers are now telling us.
00:07:57.000 It's like Jay-Z telling us that everyone's racist.
00:07:59.000 The cops pulled me over for no reason.
00:08:00.000 They want to search my glove compartment.
00:08:02.000 Yeah, your previous song was about being a crack dealer.
00:08:05.000 Didn't you shoot your brother?
00:08:06.000 Didn't you sell your mother crack?
00:08:08.000 Why are the cops hassling this guy?
00:08:10.000 It's like NWA on that album Straight at Compton.
00:08:13.000 The two main gists of the album are one, I never should have been let out the penitentiary.
00:08:17.000 I'm an insane murderer.
00:08:19.000 And two, the cops keep hassling me for no reason, just because I'm brown.
00:08:24.000 I thought you didn't even think you should not be in jail.
00:08:30.000 But check this out.
00:08:31.000 There's a lynching museum in Alabama.
00:08:33.000 You want to talk about living in the past.
00:08:36.000 By the way, do you want to, everyone, should we have the little kids who worked in the coal mines during the Industrial Revolution?
00:08:42.000 Do you want to see a modern display of white victims of black crime?
00:08:46.000 Should we have a giant statue of that couple, what was it in Kansas, that Christian couple, who were murdered, raped, burned alive for days by five people?
00:08:57.000 Tennessee.
00:08:59.000 Knoxville, Tennessee.
00:09:00.000 Well, there it is.
00:09:02.000 Do you want us to keep having shrines to the worst parts of our past?
00:09:07.000 Check out this museum.
00:09:08.000 It's beyond depressing, and it's a uniquely American thing.
00:09:12.000 This should be called, this should be a statue as a thank you to the West for abolishing slavery globally, by the way, not just in America.
00:09:26.000 Look at this.
00:09:28.000 I told my mom I was coming to the bottom.
00:09:29.000 This is positive.
00:09:31.000 Look at that.
00:09:32.000 Hey, kids, you want to go to the Torturing African People Museum?
00:09:36.000 Does a baby have a chain around its neck?
00:09:39.000 I don't think they chained babies, did they?
00:09:44.000 Guys, this is like when my friend was going to the Holocaust Museum and he's showing me pictures of it.
00:09:50.000 And he did a whole tour of all the different gas chambers.
00:09:52.000 And I go, Sal, look at these pictures.
00:09:55.000 No, not Sal, Saul, wrong religion.
00:09:58.000 I go, Saul, look at these pictures.
00:10:00.000 No one on that tour is under 70.
00:10:02.000 You're a young man.
00:10:03.000 You're 25.
00:10:04.000 Go get laid.
00:10:05.000 Go do drugs.
00:10:06.000 Go get arrested.
00:10:07.000 Go crash a car.
00:10:08.000 Why are you dwelling in someone else's history and the most horrific parts of it?
00:10:13.000 What are we all got?
00:10:15.000 When did America become goth?
00:10:18.000 Let's see some more of that, though.
00:10:19.000 Bama, and I was going to go to what I told her was a lynching museum.
00:10:24.000 And she said, why would they want to do that?
00:10:27.000 Yeah.
00:10:28.000 I think that we have developed a really advanced coping strategy of silence.
00:10:36.000 No, sorry.
00:10:37.000 Okay, that's enough.
00:10:38.000 This is my, the exact opposite is true.
00:10:42.000 We have a coping mechanism of not shutting up about the past.
00:10:46.000 I would like it if we had a coping mechanism.
00:10:48.000 Remember, don't ask, don't tell, where you could just be gay in the military and it wasn't a thing?
00:10:52.000 Remember when you could just dress up as a woman and not demand a bathroom?
00:10:56.000 Remember when you didn't make your thing everyone else's thing?
00:10:59.000 God, get off me with your suffering.
00:11:03.000 Anyway, speaking of horrific events, did you see this woman who was kidnapped?
00:11:09.000 She met this guy on a dating app.
00:11:11.000 Have a look at his face.
00:11:13.000 There we go.
00:11:14.000 British sex.
00:11:15.000 Go back to the headline there.
00:11:17.000 British woman held a sex slave for two weeks in Italy where she was raped by three men, manages to escape after calling her family.
00:11:23.000 Now, this is a horrible thing to say, but when you look at that guy, he's a refugee, and this woman met him on a dating app.
00:11:29.000 She was obviously morbidly obese, right?
00:11:33.000 I mean, you know that only a fat chick would subject herself to that guy.
00:11:36.000 Do you have any instincts?
00:11:38.000 You look at that face and you go, this sounds like a charming date.
00:11:42.000 Let's have coffee in Rome together.
00:11:46.000 No, but seriously, folks, let's talk about fat people for a second.
00:11:49.000 Here's the deal with fat people.
00:11:52.000 Some of them are born that way.
00:11:54.000 A very tiny percentage, however.
00:11:56.000 You want to know how many?
00:11:57.000 The way it was in the 70s and the early 80s when you had a fat friend.
00:12:01.000 I got a lot of fat friends.
00:12:02.000 Fat people are some of my best people.
00:12:05.000 But you have to concede that if you represent the majority of fat people, let's say 95%, you're dying and you're choosing to be dying.
00:12:17.000 So there's going to be some cultural backlash to that, just like heroin addicts, just like smokers.
00:12:24.000 If you're a natural fat, sorry, it sucks to be you.
00:12:27.000 But for the most part, when you're getting like this, you're dying.
00:12:30.000 And I talk to surgeons, by the way, who tell me that back in the 80s, you had one crazy chair for fat people, and they had it custom-made by a welder, and it could handle 800 pounds.
00:12:41.000 They go, now, and we had one per hospital, now that's the normal chair.
00:12:46.000 Now they have to recut door sizes on hospital rooms.
00:12:50.000 They had to redo beds.
00:12:52.000 They don't know how to stitch up fat people because you cut the skin, you burn through the fat, you do the operation.
00:12:59.000 Now you can't Stitch them up because the split fat is always sort of pushing, and when you sew it, you rip the sutures out.
00:13:07.000 So, if you are fat, it's a free country.
00:13:11.000 You're messing up hospitals, but I don't hate you and we don't want you to die.
00:13:16.000 But you're not a victim, you're not black, you're not paralyzed, you're not handicapped, you're not blind or deaf, you are a fried chicken addict.
00:13:27.000 Look at this tweet.
00:13:29.000 You know, Sophie Hagen, she's like a Dutch comedian that's big in Britain now.
00:13:34.000 On behalf of all fat people, F plane seats, F cinema seats, F theater.
00:13:39.000 Why are you mad at chairs for making you fat?
00:13:43.000 And why are you mad at capitalism for judging what a normal butt is and designing seats accordingly?
00:13:50.000 If an airline made all fat people seats, which they probably soon will have to do, they'd lose customers.
00:13:57.000 They'd lose money.
00:13:58.000 You're talking about altering all of society on your behalf.
00:14:03.000 I'm just a big girl in a small world.
00:14:05.000 Yeah, well, it's a small world.
00:14:06.000 You're not going to change it.
00:14:08.000 Anyway, check out this video.
00:14:09.000 This blonde fat woman has a pretty good attitude about it.
00:14:13.000 Well, believe it or not, I'm classed as morbidly obese.
00:14:17.000 I'll be honest, the last time I was naked in front of this many guys and gals, that didn't work out well.
00:14:22.000 Fat bitch, fat C-U-N-T.
00:14:25.000 Okay, just wait for a second.
00:14:27.000 Yes, you've been insulted.
00:14:28.000 This is another thing you see with black people.
00:14:32.000 We are all insulted all the time.
00:14:35.000 I'm sorry it happens to you.
00:14:37.000 Sometimes it's by a little kid.
00:14:38.000 On Twitter, it could be a 12-year-old.
00:14:40.000 It's not indicative of society trying to hurt you.
00:14:44.000 And by the way, you know that all those insults that she was getting are from other women.
00:14:49.000 We don't usually do that.
00:14:50.000 We don't really care.
00:14:52.000 Bears.
00:14:53.000 Hey, look at the fat.
00:14:54.000 The fat bastard.
00:14:56.000 Bin bag full of turds.
00:14:57.000 I've always been my personal favorite.
00:14:59.000 Being bullied for my weight.
00:15:01.000 Yes, it did hurt.
00:15:02.000 I do care that people caught me fat because obviously you wouldn't go up to someone in a wheelchair and say, oh, you're in a wheelchair.
00:15:07.000 If someone call me fat, let's just pause it.
00:15:09.000 You're not in a wheelchair.
00:15:11.000 You're obese.
00:15:12.000 It's your fault.
00:15:14.000 You had too much fried chicken.
00:15:16.000 And by the way, I've been going to Britain my whole life and I definitely remember the same time you started seeing KFC joints, which is like 20 years ago, is when the epidemic just started, started happening.
00:15:26.000 It's fried chicken.
00:15:29.000 Why let it bother me?
00:15:31.000 Because I have.
00:15:33.000 My weight is about 22 starting.
00:15:36.000 My weight is currently just under 20 stone.
00:15:40.000 The last time I weighed myself, I was about 22.
00:15:42.000 Just pause it for a second.
00:15:43.000 Did you catch that?
00:15:45.000 She is fat.
00:15:46.000 She made a choice.
00:15:47.000 I'm going to prioritize food.
00:15:49.000 I think a lot of them, a lot of women have been molested and they eat as a way to make themselves unattractive.
00:15:55.000 You know how guys with facial tattoos were always molested by their dad?
00:15:58.000 I think a lot of these girls have had some sort of sexual trauma and they're trying to make themselves unattractive.
00:16:03.000 And she's doing a great job.
00:16:04.000 By the way, Britton, stones?
00:16:08.000 You're still measuring in stones?
00:16:10.000 You may want to update your metric system there.
00:16:14.000 I weigh about as much as a bunch of stones.
00:16:18.000 How many gallons do you weigh?
00:16:20.000 27 stone is about 300 and it's almost 400 pounds, like 380 pounds.
00:16:26.000 That's a lot.
00:16:28.000 I fell pregnant at the age of 16.
00:16:31.000 My boyfriend at the time, he left me.
00:16:33.000 Two brothers and sisters, they used to call me Fatty Fatty Bum Bum, who ate all the pies.
00:16:38.000 All that made me do was go for the packet of crisps.
00:16:41.000 Oh, just pause it here.
00:16:42.000 This is a common thing with fatties where they say, you know, when you insult me, all it does is make me eat more.
00:16:48.000 Yeah, I'm not insulting you to help you lose weight.
00:16:50.000 I'm insulting you because I'm mean.
00:16:54.000 There's no agenda there.
00:16:55.000 We're not working together.
00:16:56.000 The fact that you can go poo your pants after I insult you, I don't care.
00:17:03.000 All you're doing is making me eat more.
00:17:05.000 Good, fatty fatty bum bum.
00:17:08.000 I'd come for eating and I went up from a size 12 to a size 24.
00:17:12.000 I got pregnant and my boyfriend left me.
00:17:14.000 Which I'd eat like a whole box of cakes and then I'd feel angry at myself for doing that.
00:17:20.000 Then I'd eat again.
00:17:21.000 I used to go and buy the 24 pack of Capery's cream eggs and I would eat them all.
00:17:28.000 Oh, did you hear that?
00:17:30.000 No illusions as to why I'm fat.
00:17:32.000 There we go.
00:17:33.000 I quite like pizza.
00:17:35.000 Favorite food.
00:17:35.000 It's got to be like, was I having a big farto?
00:17:38.000 By the way, can you just pause it?
00:17:39.000 What the hell is going on here?
00:17:41.000 What is this video?
00:17:43.000 It's the beginning.
00:17:45.000 It starts out saying, you know, people think I'm fat.
00:17:47.000 They make up funny names for me.
00:17:49.000 By the way, everyone has a funny name.
00:17:50.000 I know a woman who's 35.
00:17:52.000 She farted in grade school and she's been known as Farto ever since to this day.
00:17:58.000 There's a guy on Metro North who collects the tickets.
00:18:01.000 His name is Paint Chips because he's so stupid.
00:18:04.000 And he's like, hi, I'm Paint Chips.
00:18:06.000 That's just a normal thing.
00:18:08.000 Half of my friends I only know as nicknames.
00:18:11.000 In fact, I used to hang out with a guy named Fat Peter because he weighed about this much.
00:18:14.000 So the first half is I'm fat.
00:18:16.000 And the second half is, here's all the things I stuff in my face to make me fat.
00:18:22.000 Yeah, I know.
00:18:24.000 This is a duvet, by the way.
00:18:26.000 Not this.
00:18:26.000 This is Scarface.
00:18:28.000 But you can't get six.
00:18:29.000 You've got to get 20.
00:18:31.000 The serving suggestion of six people.
00:18:33.000 Six people?
00:18:34.000 No, just me.
00:18:36.000 I just like food.
00:18:37.000 That is fake.
00:18:38.000 I just like food.
00:18:39.000 Being a fitness instructor, you see these people walk in and they kind of look around.
00:18:43.000 Just pause it there.
00:18:44.000 She's a fitness instructor.
00:18:45.000 This is the one who eats 24 Cadbury eggs.
00:18:48.000 You ever eaten a Cadbury egg?
00:18:50.000 It's like enough candy for a week.
00:18:53.000 Like you eat it and you go, oh, this is good.
00:18:55.000 I mean, it's yummy, but by the time you're halfway through, you're like, I think we're good here.
00:18:58.000 I've been eating chocolate for an hour.
00:19:01.000 Do that 24 times.
00:19:03.000 I don't think you could.
00:19:04.000 You'd be like Paul Newman in that movie where he's got to eat all the eggs.
00:19:07.000 I don't think you could eat 26 Cadbury eggs.
00:19:09.000 That's a talent.
00:19:12.000 Who the instructor is, and then they look at you.
00:19:14.000 She's a fitness instructor.
00:19:16.000 I do take more of a bus seat up than a normal-sized person would.
00:19:19.000 Just because I'm a big girl doesn't mean I can't be effective, and it doesn't mean that you have the right to judge me based on what I look like.
00:19:26.000 Okay, this is a common thing they say.
00:19:28.000 They go, you don't know how Fit, I am when someone weighs 300 pounds.
00:19:33.000 Bull, I know exactly how fit you are.
00:19:36.000 You're 378 pounds fit.
00:19:39.000 You're 27 stones fit.
00:19:42.000 There's no way someone is jogging and working out and is still a huge obese person.
00:19:47.000 That's just a straight-up lie.
00:19:50.000 Go ahead.
00:19:51.000 You know, the whole body and all of your experiences all kind of lead you up to where you are today.
00:19:57.000 And then if you could change yourself, then all of that kind of history isn't present in your body.
00:20:02.000 I'm not saying I'm proud to be fat.
00:20:04.000 All I'm here for is to sit here and say, you live your life how you want to live it.
00:20:10.000 I think we all have an ideal body, and this isn't my ideal body, but it's my body.
00:20:14.000 Why are we judging each other's bodies?
00:20:16.000 Why can't we just be happy for each other?
00:20:17.000 Okay, that's all I'm gonna end there.
00:20:19.000 Why are we judging each other's bodies?
00:20:20.000 Because it's a natural instinct.
00:20:22.000 Why are we attracted to beauty in the first place?
00:20:25.000 We're attracted to fit women with childbearing hips, by the way, because we want to breed.
00:20:29.000 There's a normal instinct to not be attracted to someone who is dying.
00:20:34.000 Sorry, when you see, do you get horny when you see a junkie on the streets going and doing that thing where they think they're a tripod and they can fall asleep and stand at the same time?
00:20:44.000 No, because you go, there's a dying person.
00:20:45.000 I don't want to have a baby with that person.
00:20:47.000 She, meanwhile, is having babies with her boyfriend who's not going to stick around.
00:20:52.000 All right.
00:20:53.000 Obviously, if someone is self-indulgent and overeats, as they all just admitted they were, you're going to have a self-indulgent person.
00:21:00.000 What does self-indulgent people do?
00:21:02.000 They complain about their lot in life and blame other people.
00:21:06.000 So now, fat people are basically slaves, and it's the year 1876.
00:21:12.000 Check this out.
00:21:13.000 The old joke goes, patient walks into the doctor's office, says, doctor, it hurts when I move my arm like this.
00:21:21.000 What should I do?
00:21:22.000 I wasn't sure if I was going to say that.
00:21:23.000 And the doctor says, so don't move your arm like that.
00:21:27.000 Now, fat girl walks into doctor's office, says, Doctor, it hurts when I move my arm like this.
00:21:34.000 And the doctor says, have you considered weight loss surgery?
00:21:34.000 What should I do?
00:21:38.000 Can you just go?
00:21:40.000 What's the matter with the doctor caring about you?
00:21:41.000 And by the way, the original joke, it was never a fat girl.
00:21:43.000 It's just a person.
00:21:45.000 You made it into a fat girl.
00:21:47.000 And this whole diatribe she's about to go on is about how doctors won't shut up about her weight.
00:21:51.000 The doctor's job is to prevent you from dying.
00:21:54.000 You're dying.
00:21:55.000 And weight loss surgery, by the way, would be perfect for you.
00:21:57.000 You know that surgeon I was talking about when I said that his whole career has changed drastically in the past 15 years?
00:22:04.000 He told me that if the government paid for gastric bypasses for weight loss surgery where they shrink your stomach down, the government provided them for free, we would be financially ahead.
00:22:17.000 He made a libertarian argument for the government giving free weight loss surgery because it is so expensive dealing with all these fat people.
00:22:26.000 And I had a, it's a long story, but I fell on a fire nude.
00:22:31.000 So I had to have my butt cheeks treated.
00:22:35.000 And I'm sitting in the emergency room, which I'm in like once every five years.
00:22:39.000 I never go to the doctor.
00:22:41.000 And every single person there was fat.
00:22:42.000 They had these big, huge chairs in the waiting room, and they were filled with fat people, and they couldn't fit in the normal chair.
00:22:48.000 So they would just sit on their giant legs that looked like caterpillars, these big fat tubes.
00:22:54.000 And it wasn't uncomfortable for them because they're just sitting on their bodies or pillows.
00:22:58.000 And they were all, one woman was playing video games on her tits because her tits came straight out like this so she could rest on it like a table and she was my age and she was just complaining about how the doctor said he was going to fix her weeping sores and she gave him this medication and it didn't work so she's all pissed that he screwed up with her sores no you screwed up all right go ahead listen to how often this woman goes to the doctor walks into the doctor for a flu shot and gets a lecture about bmi fat girl walks into the doctor's with an
00:23:28.000 and gets asked if she's ever eaten a salad.
00:23:32.000 Fat girl walks into the doctor's office with a spider bite, and the doctor obsesses over how low her blood pressure is.
00:23:39.000 Just pause it here.
00:23:39.000 How often do you go to the doctor?
00:23:41.000 Sounds like you're there every week.
00:23:43.000 And who goes to the doctor for a spider bite?
00:23:45.000 It would have to be brutally infected before you're going to check yourself into ER.
00:23:50.000 I've been bitten by a spider.
00:23:52.000 Unless you're in Africa, no one cares if you got bitten by a spider.
00:23:57.000 And by the way, you know what this woman's mad at?
00:24:00.000 Reality.
00:24:00.000 She's mad at facts.
00:24:03.000 And you see this too when women get older.
00:24:04.000 I remember a friend of mine, she was like 35, and she said, I went to the doctor, and he said, I'm getting kind of old to have a baby.
00:24:12.000 And he said he's worried about me if I ever want to have kids.
00:24:14.000 Can you believe how sexist he is?
00:24:16.000 I'm like, I think you're mad at God.
00:24:19.000 I think God is the sexist one in this story.
00:24:22.000 He's just telling you details about your ovaries.
00:24:24.000 This doctor is clearly telling her that she's dying and how to save her life.
00:24:28.000 Go ahead.
00:24:29.000 This is tedious.
00:24:31.000 Blow for such a fat person anyway.
00:24:33.000 Insists on checking it three times before he'll believe it.
00:24:37.000 Forgets completely about the mass of purple spider venom that brought her here to begin with.
00:24:43.000 Purple spider venom?
00:24:43.000 Fat girl walks into the doctor's to ask about antidepressants and gets prescribed exercise instead because obviously her depression is because of her fat.
00:24:54.000 And obviously fat bodies never exercise and stay fat.
00:24:58.000 Fat girl walks into the doctor's office for a standard three-month follow-up appointment, and the doctor says, have you considered that weight loss surgery yet?
00:25:09.000 Can you believe this?
00:25:10.000 Fat girl gets tired of constantly being diagnosed as fat.
00:25:15.000 So fat girl stops walking into the doctor's office.
00:25:19.000 Fat girl walks into the world and says, world, it hurts to exist like this.
00:25:26.000 And the world says, so stop existing like that.
00:25:30.000 Fat girl walks through a world that would rather she slice herself open than to exist as she does.
00:25:38.000 Yeah, what's the matter with that?
00:25:40.000 Fat girl walks through a world overruns the sidewalk.
00:25:42.000 Everything this world is telling you is perfectly logical.
00:25:45.000 You're dying.
00:25:48.000 Side effects, be damned.
00:25:49.000 Fat girl walks into the world and still somehow manages to live her fat.
00:25:57.000 body and the world says stop glorifying obesity fat girl walks into the world I need an antidepressant after hearing about that.
00:26:11.000 It doesn't involve weight loss, it involves booze.
00:26:14.000 All right, let's do one more.
00:26:15.000 This is a woman who, I don't know, she's so obese in this next video that I'm worried that it's natural.
00:26:24.000 When I first appeared on stage, what was your perception of me?
00:26:27.000 Just pause.
00:26:29.000 I'll tell you my perception of you.
00:26:30.000 Balloon at a children's party.
00:26:33.000 You look like you were twisted into shape by a clown.
00:26:37.000 No, but seriously, folks, those arms are so turgid, she looks like sausage casing.
00:26:44.000 I think this might be one of the few cases where she can't help but she has a disease, a thyroid, whatever.
00:26:51.000 And she's going to sit here and complain about weight bias.
00:26:54.000 And to her, I say, look, I'm sorry if you are magically like that and there's nothing you can do and it's not from fried chicken or exercise, but you represent a fraction of the fat people.
00:27:04.000 And we were living in an obesity epidemic where there's 500,000 obesity-related deaths per year.
00:27:12.000 We're concerned about it as a culture.
00:27:15.000 We don't deride them.
00:27:16.000 We don't deprive them of jobs.
00:27:18.000 That's illegal.
00:27:19.000 But we say, hey, I'm not going to ignore the fact that you're killing yourself.
00:27:23.000 And if you're innocent, sorry, collateral damage, Chubby.
00:27:27.000 Go ahead.
00:27:28.000 Lazy.
00:27:30.000 Disgusting.
00:27:31.000 Perhaps depressed.
00:27:33.000 Unmotivated.
00:27:35.000 Unhealthy.
00:27:36.000 Yes.
00:27:37.000 Based on my appearance, it's usually assumed that I'm lazy and unhealthy.
00:27:42.000 That my weight inflicted.
00:27:43.000 Well, that's because it's true most of the time.
00:27:47.000 That's not true.
00:27:49.000 But often I don't get a second chance to make a first impression.
00:27:54.000 Now, those theerotypical perceptions that pop in people's minds when they see someone affected by obesity, that's weight bias.
00:28:01.000 Weight bias.
00:28:02.000 Can you just pause it here?
00:28:03.000 You see what's happening.
00:28:05.000 Everyone wants to be black because it's the ultimate victim.
00:28:08.000 If you're black, you've got to pass.
00:28:09.000 You can bitch about slavery all the time.
00:28:11.000 It's cool to be black.
00:28:12.000 Ask Rachel Dolozel, ask Sean King.
00:28:15.000 But not everyone wants to sit there and give themselves an afro.
00:28:21.000 So they just eat themselves into blackness.
00:28:24.000 And now you're a civil rights crusader fighting against weight bias.
00:28:28.000 Go ahead.
00:28:29.000 I'm getting sick of this.
00:28:30.000 And I'm hot.
00:28:32.000 Very hot being fat.
00:28:33.000 Someone who once made fun of my cankles might hurt my feelings.
00:28:36.000 Thanks.
00:28:38.000 But weight bias that I've experienced in healthcare has hurt me physically.
00:28:44.000 When doctors and nurses have the perception that I'm lazy and unmotivated and non-compliant, that influences the care they provide and then has a negative impact on my health.
00:28:57.000 You have a negative impact on your health.
00:28:59.000 All right, I've had enough.
00:29:00.000 I've had enough.
00:29:01.000 You know, I don't think anyone is a victim in 2018.
00:29:04.000 I don't think black people have the right to complain about racism.
00:29:07.000 I don't think gays have the right to complain about homophobia.
00:29:10.000 I think there is equal bias across the board from white, black, everything.
00:29:14.000 In other words, racism evens itself out and it's no longer a thing.
00:29:18.000 Bigotry isn't a thing.
00:29:19.000 Nazis aren't a thing.
00:29:21.000 You are being lied to about biases in America today.
00:29:26.000 But if there's one person who's at the bottom of the list when it comes to complaining, it's these people in blackface, basically, in fried chicken-induced blackface, complaining about their lot in life.
00:29:40.000 Come on.
00:29:45.000 Alcoholic goes into the doctor's office.
00:29:48.000 Hey, you might want to stop drinking so much.
00:29:51.000 It's bad for your liver.
00:29:52.000 Can't believe that you're still alive when he sees the amount of fat in your liver because you drink so much.
00:29:58.000 Alcoholic goes into car dealership.
00:30:00.000 His new key is going to cost $450 because he fell asleep and peed his pants and his key got wet.
00:30:08.000 Alcoholic says to his wife, why are you mad?
00:30:11.000 And she says, because you're drunk, idiot.
00:30:14.000 Alcoholic kids say, I don't understand you, Dad.
00:30:18.000 You're slurring.
00:30:19.000 This is the world we live in, us drunks.
00:30:21.000 We keep waking up with bloody noses and black eyes, wondering who we got in a fight with last night.
00:30:27.000 We're living in a world that hates us.
00:30:31.000 Or we could just stop drinking.
00:30:32.000 Remember, Bill Schultz gave me a pamphlet to help me stop falling asleep and peeing my pants in a chair.
00:30:37.000 He's like, it's the problem with our bladders.
00:30:39.000 I go, Bill, we drink too much.
00:30:41.000 Stop doing that.
00:30:42.000 I never wet myself during Lent.
00:30:44.000 Anyway, speaking of Lent, I want to talk to Stephen Harriet.
00:30:47.000 He's on CatholicVote.org.
00:30:49.000 He does a great show called the Stephen Harriet Show that is a very sober and fun and relaxed Catholic perspective on things.
00:30:59.000 He's a very soothing dude.
00:31:00.000 And as a guy who's new to Catholicism, I like asking him ponderous questions, such as you pray for the Mets when they're playing, and then you pray for your daughter who's sick.
00:31:14.000 Does that help?
00:31:15.000 Stephen, are you there?
00:31:18.000 I am, I think.
00:31:19.000 But why?
00:31:20.000 That's what I want to get into, actually.
00:31:23.000 All right.
00:31:23.000 I have one simple question for you.
00:31:27.000 Does God sweat the small stuff?
00:31:31.000 Does God sweat the small stuff?
00:31:33.000 Yes.
00:31:35.000 That's it.
00:31:36.000 It depends on the small.
00:31:37.000 What kind of small stuff?
00:31:39.000 Some of these kids.
00:31:41.000 A little kid has cancer.
00:31:42.000 The parents are praying.
00:31:43.000 God hears their prayers and makes the kid better.
00:31:46.000 He often does, yeah.
00:31:48.000 But why only sometimes?
00:31:52.000 Yeah, I mean, he has a weird way of letting bad things happen.
00:31:57.000 It's called his permissive will.
00:31:59.000 It's not his active will.
00:32:01.000 He doesn't make bad stuff happen.
00:32:03.000 But when bad stuff happens as a result of the work of Satan, who I'm not a fan of, by the way, he ends up two thumbs down for Satan.
00:32:13.000 But God allows it, and then in the long run, he ends up doing amazing things with it.
00:32:17.000 So for instance, like the child you mentioned, and this is something I would never say to a grieving set of parents because it would be insensitive, but that child will end up eternally happy.
00:32:27.000 And in fact, in ways that they may never know, great things will come of that child's suffering and death.
00:32:33.000 Well, the atheists are obsessed with the trouble with evil, the problem with evil.
00:32:39.000 But the deists in general have a good argument, and it's not that argument.
00:32:44.000 I'm not saying your argument was bad.
00:32:45.000 But they say, look, there's the Big Bang at the beginning.
00:32:49.000 That's the first domino, right?
00:32:50.000 An omnipotent force pushed the first domino.
00:32:53.000 And by the way, I've pulled a lot of people out of atheism with this deist argument.
00:32:58.000 And everything after that is chance.
00:33:01.000 And the reason he does that is because if it wasn't, then what kind of universe do you want?
00:33:06.000 We're all Superman.
00:33:07.000 You can just walk off the top of a building, hit the ground, get up, and walk away.
00:33:11.000 Superman doesn't enjoy the Grand Canyon.
00:33:13.000 It's not special to him.
00:33:14.000 He just flies in, goes around, flies out.
00:33:17.000 It takes like a day to get down there.
00:33:19.000 It's more exciting for us.
00:33:21.000 I like that.
00:33:21.000 Yeah, no, no, and I would actually say I like that so much that, and I kind of have toyed with atheism and despair myself.
00:33:29.000 And I would have loved to have heard that at many points in my life.
00:33:32.000 I would actually even say that isn't really, in its essence, incompatible with what I believe now, which is more or less Catholic doctrine.
00:33:40.000 And so what I said about the permissive will, I think that is true, isn't it?
00:33:44.000 I mean, like, things, most, tons of things happen that God doesn't intercede with regard to, and it shouldn't be a problem for us to accept that, hey, look, the world isn't chaos where, like you said, everyone is Superman and completely reorders reality on a whim when they're, say, their child gets sick.
00:34:04.000 No, there's an order of things.
00:34:05.000 There's a reality that cancer does cancer stuff.
00:34:08.000 And it's predictable.
00:34:10.000 And if it weren't, I can't even imagine the alternative, right?
00:34:12.000 The world where miracles are an everyday occurrence.
00:34:15.000 It wouldn't make sense.
00:34:16.000 Right.
00:34:16.000 And if you look at the span of human life, although obesity is starting to change that, but it's just average lifespan getting more and more and more.
00:34:25.000 So it's like he set this domino and knew that it would be on the way to perfection because it's inarguable that every year things improve.
00:34:34.000 Every decade things improve.
00:34:36.000 And there's less kids suffering today than ever before in history in America.
00:34:40.000 There's more freedom and America is the freest country in the world.
00:34:44.000 So I just have trouble with this notion and I haven't solved it yet.
00:34:48.000 This notion that you can stop your kid having cancer.
00:34:54.000 Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't make any investments to that effect.
00:35:00.000 I mean, it doesn't usually happen.
00:35:02.000 It often happens in comparison.
00:35:04.000 I mean, like in comparison to having it never happen, it happens a remarkable number of times.
00:35:09.000 But we call those miracles, and they are completely, they shouldn't be thought of as like, well, if this doesn't happen, then something's wrong.
00:35:17.000 Right.
00:35:18.000 Right.
00:35:19.000 That's kind of sick.
00:35:20.000 And actually, I would think that would be setting yourself up for a pretty sure loss of faith as soon as your kid gets cancer.
00:35:26.000 We see that all the time.
00:35:27.000 We see that all the time.
00:35:29.000 In fact, there's that movie Signs.
00:35:30.000 Remember Mel Gibson?
00:35:31.000 Love that movie, actually.
00:35:33.000 Yeah, he doesn't believe in God because his wife passed away.
00:35:37.000 No, Ron Coleman's argument is that he does sweat this.
00:35:40.000 Ron Coleman's a Jewish friend of mine who's a free speech advocate.
00:35:43.000 I don't know why I just said his name like everyone would know who he is, but he's the guy who got that ban, The Slants, to be able to use their name.
00:35:48.000 Anyway, he's an intellectual and he's Orthodox Jewish.
00:35:51.000 But his argument is, look, we're talking about a being that was able to create the universe in a big bang 3.5 billion years ago or whatever.
00:36:00.000 So you're talking about that kind of power and that kind of omnipotence, that kind of ubiquity.
00:36:06.000 Something of that strength can handle, you know, you on your skateboard, like the Mets game, he can handle.
00:36:15.000 Sports is a great example.
00:36:16.000 You're sitting there praying that Cespidus is going to get a grand slam.
00:36:20.000 If I was God, I would say, what the hell?
00:36:22.000 I don't have time for this crap.
00:36:24.000 Yeah.
00:36:26.000 But he does have infinite time.
00:36:29.000 Right.
00:36:29.000 Well, I mean, one of the things that I like is that God doesn't act quite like I would if I were in his shoes.
00:36:36.000 If I was in his shoes, there'd be no flip-flops on earth.
00:36:40.000 Yeah.
00:36:40.000 No, I mean, you know, and I'd be, no, I'd be like Mike Pence, you know, with the zaps coming out of my eyes, you know, like a handmaid's tail going on.
00:36:48.000 It'd be a pretty good, sweet setup for me.
00:36:50.000 But the thing is, like, God doesn't, like I said, completely alter reality.
00:36:56.000 And there's something kind of sweet about that.
00:36:58.000 I like that things happen to us.
00:37:01.000 It allows us some passivity when there's a natural order.
00:37:05.000 A friend of mine once said, and it was like, for me, it was like the biggest high ever.
00:37:09.000 It was like, whoa, dude.
00:37:11.000 Because he said, none of us has to die.
00:37:16.000 It's not an action we have to do.
00:37:18.000 All of us are killed.
00:37:20.000 At the end, you don't have to go through the task of dying.
00:37:24.000 It happens to you.
00:37:26.000 That's kind of neat.
00:37:27.000 Right.
00:37:28.000 I like that.
00:37:29.000 I'm like, good.
00:37:29.000 That's one less thing I've got to do.
00:37:32.000 That takes the heat off.
00:37:33.000 I'm going to be croaked.
00:37:34.000 I'm not going to croak.
00:37:36.000 It's great.
00:37:37.000 Well, what's incredible about the grand design is it includes kids with cancer because there is rewards over time.
00:37:47.000 Like, I've noticed there's no beer more delicious than when you've done a home repair.
00:37:51.000 Like, you fix your fence and you redo the posts and they're really solid in there.
00:37:55.000 It take you all day.
00:37:56.000 The sun's going down.
00:37:58.000 You pop on a beer.
00:37:59.000 There's actually a saying in Greek, in Gaelic, I think, or Latin that says, from hard work derives pleasure.
00:38:07.000 It's my family's clan.
00:38:08.000 That's how I saw it.
00:38:09.000 But anyway, there's an innate reward you get from hard work.
00:38:13.000 And I think that's part of the grand design.
00:38:15.000 Similarly, you get nightmares when you murder people, and you tend to get murdered yourself.
00:38:20.000 I mean, there's all these checks and balances put in there.
00:38:23.000 Unfortunately, sick kids is part of that.
00:38:25.000 Yeah, and if you try to hang on to power, like say, you know, royals in the Middle Ages or Renaissance, you know, by inbreeding, you know, fate is written into our genes, literally.
00:38:34.000 You end up with kids who die young and ones who survive into adulthood end up looking like malnurtured beasts.
00:38:47.000 Right.
00:38:47.000 That's fate.
00:38:49.000 God wants that.
00:38:50.000 Maybe he wants race mixing, too, because you get hybrid vigor.
00:38:54.000 Oh, yeah.
00:38:54.000 Plus, of course, mixed race people happen to be gorgeous.
00:38:57.000 Thank you very much.
00:38:58.000 I'm part Irish, part Scottish.
00:39:01.000 Yeah, me too.
00:39:03.000 I'm pretty exotic.
00:39:04.000 I've got Scottish, Dutch, English.
00:39:07.000 It's pretty amazing.
00:39:08.000 I don't even tan.
00:39:10.000 The women can't get enough of me.
00:39:13.000 Remember when we were kids, you'd burn so bad that you could try to get the biggest piece you could possibly get?
00:39:19.000 Yeah, I also remember, you know, storing, it was like those ponchos that you take, those hipster ponchos where you drink out of your back from those things.
00:39:28.000 Those things would form on the back.
00:39:30.000 Yeah.
00:39:30.000 I think that's where they came up with the idea.
00:39:33.000 They just said, put a straw in that.
00:39:35.000 Pretty gross.
00:39:36.000 Put a strong in Steve's back.
00:39:38.000 Stephen, we're out of time here, but I don't think we solved it.
00:39:43.000 I still don't know what God hears when a family has, their child has cancer and they're praying.
00:39:48.000 I don't know what God hears.
00:39:50.000 Well, come on over to the Stephen Harriet show and we'll figure it out and conclude the conversation.
00:39:54.000 Okay, done.
00:39:59.000 Oh, I forgot to show you the paper.
00:40:00.000 That's my boy.
00:40:03.000 No one knew who was behind a string of armed robberies on Long Island, but they saw his face on TV and the mom convinced him to turn himself in.
00:40:10.000 And the quote from him is, a mother knows her child.
00:40:13.000 Well, clearly, a father doesn't know her child.
00:40:16.000 No, I don't mean to disparage African Americans.
00:40:19.000 They are some very talented people.
00:40:21.000 And started the show with an aboriginal music from the Baju tribe.
00:40:25.000 Here is, and don't show the video, let's just play the music first.
00:40:28.000 Here is Sweet Sounds of Africa from a young boy who invented his own instrument.