Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 17, 2018


Ep 131 | We’ve Got a Bad Feeling About This | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

39 minutes

Words per Minute

161.11484

Word Count

6,407

Sentence Count

601

Misogynist Sentences

18

Hate Speech Sentences

46


Summary

Gavin McInnes and Dave Chappelle talk about race and race relations in the black community and the media's obsession with race and how it affects our perception of black people. Gavin also talks about the recent attack on a black man wearing a MAGA hat and how race plays a role in that attack.


Transcript

00:00:19.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:26.000 Hey!
00:00:49.000 They make great pets, they make great pets, they make great pets.
00:00:57.000 Why wasn't I invited to sing for Porno for Pyros?
00:01:01.000 I had it tilted into the speaker so you get maximum quality.
00:01:08.000 That was Perry Farrell's band Post-Jane's Addiction.
00:01:12.000 They make great pets.
00:01:14.000 The song is called Pets.
00:01:16.000 I think the album might be called Pets 2.
00:01:18.000 Porno for Pyros.
00:01:19.000 Porno for Pyros is the band.
00:01:20.000 And the song is pets.
00:01:22.000 Yeah, what's the album?
00:01:23.000 Porno for Pyros.
00:01:25.000 You sure?
00:01:26.000 That's the band.
00:01:27.000 I listened to that about 10 years ago.
00:01:29.000 Okay.
00:01:30.000 The epitome debut of Porno for Pyros.
00:01:33.000 But the reason I played that song is because every time I see liberals get mad at black people, black guns matter, by the way.
00:01:42.000 Maj Touré's shirt.
00:01:44.000 Every time I see liberals get mad at black people, I hear that song in my head.
00:01:48.000 They make great pets.
00:01:50.000 They make great pets.
00:01:52.000 Because that's what the left sees blacks as.
00:01:57.000 They see them as fools.
00:01:59.000 They don't like them.
00:02:00.000 They don't hang out with them.
00:02:02.000 They don't like that they don't wear elbow patches on their blazers.
00:02:06.000 They don't listen to NPR.
00:02:07.000 They don't watch the office.
00:02:09.000 So they go, you're not my cup of tea.
00:02:11.000 You say the N-word too much and you talk about sex too much.
00:02:15.000 You're too raunchy, Negroes.
00:02:18.000 But you're great for votes.
00:02:21.000 So they pander to them.
00:02:23.000 And sometimes these pets misbehave.
00:02:26.000 For example, Eugenior Joseph was recently at Dadalon Mall.
00:02:34.000 This is in Miami.
00:02:35.000 He was at the Cheesecake Factory.
00:02:38.000 And he wore a MAGA hat.
00:02:40.000 And he was attacked, not just by employees, but by people walking by.
00:02:47.000 And one factor, this was on Fox News.
00:02:50.000 If you have the video of that, Dave, race is a major factor here because I want to know the race of the perpetrators.
00:02:59.000 I assume a lot of them were white, where my Pornofopyros analogy comes in very handy.
00:03:04.000 But it doesn't come in as handy if the people criticizing him were black or Hispanic.
00:03:11.000 If they were black and they wanted to beat him up for wearing that hat, that's not a pet.
00:03:15.000 Obviously, black people don't see black people as pets.
00:03:18.000 That is this myopic conformity you see in the black community where everyone has to support the same thing or their Uncle Tom's, their sellouts.
00:03:27.000 So if it was blacks that wanted to hurt him, they're mad at him for straying from the progressive plantation.
00:03:32.000 And we all have to be the same here in the black community.
00:03:35.000 That's a totally different vibe.
00:03:36.000 Hispanics, it's another different vibe.
00:03:39.000 Hispanics obviously don't see blacks as pets.
00:03:42.000 They see blacks as potential adversaries, especially in South Central.
00:03:45.000 And in that case, it's, you hate me because Trump is anti-immigration, so I hate you back.
00:03:51.000 So the news is loath to ever get into race and discuss race because we're all exactly the same and there's no cultural differences whatsoever.
00:04:00.000 And then at the same time, we need black judges and we need this ethnic group over here to represent them.
00:04:07.000 So they contradict themselves there.
00:04:08.000 We're all the same, but they need to be represented differently.
00:04:12.000 But I'm most interested in the whites.
00:04:15.000 I wonder why.
00:04:17.000 Probably because I am.
00:04:19.000 And I'm interested in this whole concept of pets because it's fun to watch the shit show that is white liberals and black people in general.
00:04:31.000 Because black people, they may enjoy your free stuff temporarily, but eventually they go, I don't like you.
00:04:40.000 We don't have the same things in common.
00:04:42.000 And I keep bringing this up with Prop 8 in California where they said, hey, Negroes, go vote for gay marriage.
00:04:49.000 And they went, no, I'm a Christian.
00:04:51.000 Church is my favorite day of the week.
00:04:53.000 I love Sundays.
00:04:55.000 And they go, what the hell have you done?
00:04:57.000 Bad dog, bad dog.
00:04:58.000 Don't vote against Prop 8.
00:05:00.000 No, don't wear a MAGA hat.
00:05:01.000 No, bad dog.
00:05:03.000 There's this great video.
00:05:04.000 I think Dave dug it up, where it was a Trayvon rally.
00:05:08.000 And this guy, you may have to go back quite a bit, Dave.
00:05:11.000 There's this Trayvon.
00:05:12.000 So this guy gets up there.
00:05:13.000 It's about Trayvon.
00:05:15.000 And to most people, Trayvon is not about a neighborhood watch dude who warned a kid in a hoodie a few times and then got in a fight and then ended up shooting the guy.
00:05:24.000 To them, it's about black people being hunted down by random white dudes.
00:05:28.000 Not Peruvian Jews, but random white dudes.
00:05:31.000 And so that's the context of the rally.
00:05:34.000 And then this guy grabs the mic and he says, this is about intersectionality and Trayvon represents transphobia and homophobia.
00:05:43.000 Do you have some of him saying that?
00:05:45.000 check this out Just pause.
00:06:05.000 So he's been talking about how blacks, trans, homosexuals, people who like to have sex with men in alleyways, guys who 69 each other, lesbians who beat each other in relationships, and then people have sex changes, women who use strap-ons, men like Caitlin Jenner who have their penis cut off, ostensibly.
00:06:28.000 They're all like Trayvon.
00:06:30.000 now, isn't that awesome?
00:06:32.000 Because you see, black people go, What'd you just say?
00:06:37.000 So, this black woman who's there because she's worried about her children dying because she believes this narrative for good or for better or for worse, she grabs the bullhorn.
00:06:45.000 see what she has to say.
00:06:46.000 I would just like to say, this is not about no damn LGBT.
00:06:54.000 It ain't about none of that bullsh** about that son.
00:06:59.000 I'm sorry.
00:07:00.000 This is about a black kid getting sucked down because he was black.
00:07:06.000 By the way, not no gay sh**.
00:07:10.000 Not no gay shit.
00:07:15.000 Oh, it's heaven, isn't it?
00:07:16.000 By the way, that video is almost impossible to find.
00:07:19.000 It's been removed from YouTube.
00:07:22.000 We were just watching a video of that video.
00:07:24.000 That's why it was so shaky.
00:07:26.000 But that's what's going on now.
00:07:27.000 Hate facts.
00:07:28.000 The narrative is blacks aren't doing well in this country, and that's a given.
00:07:33.000 But they're not doing well because of racism.
00:07:37.000 And white people are just killing them.
00:07:39.000 Hence, Donald Glover's video, This is America, where he represents white America just constantly slaughtering people for no reason.
00:07:47.000 Now, Paul Joseph Watson went and did a video.
00:07:49.000 My take on it, by the way, as you saw on CRTV tonight, is I don't care what you were going for.
00:07:54.000 I take it as this is about black violence.
00:07:56.000 Same with Gangs of New York.
00:07:57.000 I watch Gangs of New York, and I watch Bill the Butcher obliterate Leonardo DiCaprio.
00:08:04.000 Leo is the bad guy when I watch the movie.
00:08:06.000 Art is up to you to enjoy at your will.
00:08:09.000 You're not a slave to the artist.
00:08:12.000 But Paul Joseph Watson took him at his word and parsed through it and said, what are you talking about?
00:08:17.000 Entertainment is a distraction from these murders?
00:08:21.000 Entertainment is all about racism and taking a knee and hands up, don't shoot.
00:08:26.000 They won't shut up about this myth of the oppressed black man in America and the cops hunting random black people on the street.
00:08:35.000 They never stray from that path.
00:08:37.000 And he also brought up what I brought up in my video, which is 8,000 blacks are killed every year.
00:08:44.000 That's 20 a day.
00:08:45.000 Whites are maybe seven a day.
00:08:47.000 Yet whites are five times the population of blacks.
00:08:50.000 Paul went even farther and got into how many whites are killed by blacks.
00:08:54.000 All numbers.
00:08:56.000 Video, instantly banned, demonetized.
00:08:58.000 You can't find it now.
00:09:00.000 He has to embed it in Twitter.
00:09:02.000 Because he lied?
00:09:02.000 Why?
00:09:04.000 No, because it's hate facts.
00:09:06.000 If you want to see an exaggerated example of this, look at Canada with the Canadian Human Rights Commission.
00:09:13.000 They don't care if it's true or not.
00:09:15.000 Anything negative about a group, true or false, is considered a hate crime in Canada, and you are substantially penalized.
00:09:27.000 And here's more proof of this, by the way, seeing Blacks as Pets.
00:09:30.000 It goes back to Lyndon Johnson.
00:09:32.000 Now, Dave, in editing, I don't want you to censor this word.
00:09:36.000 Lyndon Johnson said, I'll have those niggers voting Democrat for 200 years.
00:09:43.000 People like to pretend he didn't say that.
00:09:45.000 Snope said it's unproven.
00:09:47.000 He was a great civil rights leader who would never say such a thing.
00:09:51.000 He said stuff like that all the time.
00:09:53.000 Listen to him saying it here in a sort of non-negative way almost.
00:09:57.000 He's using it the way we would use a black person to describe voting blocks.
00:10:02.000 But I've got to prove that it discriminates.
00:10:04.000 And I can't prove it in Texas.
00:10:06.000 And more niggas vote mad than white folks.
00:10:08.000 And more of mine vote action than white folks.
00:10:11.000 High percentage of them.
00:10:13.000 And I can't show that.
00:10:17.000 These days are not used that word in passing.
00:10:20.000 I guess black people do that.
00:10:23.000 All right, that's enough of that.
00:10:25.000 How are we doing for time here?
00:10:27.000 We're at 11 minutes.
00:10:28.000 So are we out of time?
00:10:29.000 No, we've got time.
00:10:31.000 Okay.
00:10:32.000 New York Post today.
00:10:33.000 Mind the yap.
00:10:34.000 That's boring.
00:10:35.000 It's about the MTA.
00:10:36.000 You don't care about that.
00:10:37.000 But this is more interesting.
00:10:38.000 We've got a bad feeling about this.
00:10:41.000 Apparently, the new hand solo movie Blows Chunks.
00:10:47.000 Let's check it out.
00:10:57.000 You're after something.
00:11:00.000 You know, I think 90% of Star Wars joy of it is the costumes.
00:11:04.000 It's just aesthetic.
00:11:05.000 It's been aesthetically pleasing since day one.
00:11:07.000 They got good designers.
00:11:13.000 Money.
00:11:17.000 I'm already bored.
00:11:18.000 Or is it something else?
00:11:19.000 You look good.
00:11:20.000 A little rough around the edges.
00:11:22.000 But good.
00:11:26.000 Heard about a job.
00:11:27.000 Big shot gangster putting together crew.
00:11:32.000 I'm a driver.
00:11:34.000 I'm a flyer.
00:11:37.000 Waiting a long time for a job like this.
00:11:41.000 What do you think?
00:11:44.000 Well, what do you know?
00:11:46.000 You gotta land on a ship?
00:11:48.000 Yeah, I know, guy.
00:11:49.000 He's the best smuggler around.
00:11:50.000 I heard a story about you.
00:11:52.000 I was wondering if it's true.
00:11:53.000 Everything.
00:11:54.000 I'm trying to Donald Glover.
00:11:55.000 Is it funny?
00:11:56.000 Just pause for a second.
00:11:57.000 Donald Glover's complaining about how racist America is.
00:11:59.000 He's in every movie in the world.
00:12:02.000 has had an amazing career out of nowhere.
00:12:04.000 And he was in, So they lose the Martian, they got to go to Mars, they're screwed.
00:12:11.000 Sorry, it's too far to go pick you up in Mars.
00:12:15.000 We're all going to die.
00:12:16.000 A genius mathematician comes up with a way of spinning about the centrifugal force of the solar eclipse and going around this moon at this degrees.
00:12:27.000 And it takes like nine chalkboards of math.
00:12:30.000 Donald Glover.
00:12:31.000 And everyone just goes, yeah, I know.
00:12:33.000 Classic NASA mathematician.
00:12:35.000 I've seen hidden figures.
00:12:36.000 I know how good black people are at doing space math.
00:12:40.000 Yet, he says entertainment is a distraction.
00:12:44.000 I think entertainment is pandering specifically to Donald Glover, basically.
00:12:49.000 It's all about him.
00:12:52.000 Just nothing but ingrates in America.
00:12:54.000 We're so spoiled here.
00:12:56.000 America was never great.
00:12:58.000 No, no, you mean America was never Perfect.
00:13:01.000 And while that's true, it was always the best at what it did.
00:13:04.000 And that includes equality.
00:13:07.000 That includes fighting racism.
00:13:10.000 America has always been at the forefront of fighting racism, fighting sexism, fighting homophobia.
00:13:18.000 You're welcome.
00:13:21.000 In other news, look at Judge Judy's ass.
00:13:25.000 Now, there's a problem with young people where they see older people and they go, haha, you look like crap.
00:13:29.000 She's, what, 65?
00:13:31.000 When you are married, that's what you're going for.
00:13:34.000 You want your wife to be in that kind of ballpark at 65.
00:13:37.000 You're thrilled with that at 65.
00:13:40.000 And she's very lucky because if you go to the next one, her waist has retained some shape.
00:13:45.000 Maybe she's had surgery.
00:13:46.000 I don't know.
00:13:47.000 And she has procured an enormous ass.
00:13:50.000 Now, this probably looks weird to you youngsters, but when you're 65, you are in hog heaven with that wife.
00:13:58.000 That is the goal.
00:13:59.000 So ladies, if you're getting in your 50s and 60s, sit in a judge's chair.
00:14:04.000 Stop jogging.
00:14:05.000 Just sit in a chair, a large chair with a big back and judge people for 40 hours a week, and you will get the perfect geriatric body.
00:14:15.000 By the way, I forgot to mention, one of the reasons Han Solo sucks is the reason Rogue and all these new movies suck, and it's diversity.
00:14:21.000 It's pandering.
00:14:22.000 It's forcing black women and your liberal agenda.
00:14:26.000 The writer of Star Wars said, I'm writing this movie to fight white supremacy.
00:14:30.000 Darth Vader is a Nazi.
00:14:33.000 And they have a feminist robot in the new one.
00:14:35.000 Her name is L337.
00:14:38.000 And she is fighting for female robots' lives.
00:14:41.000 She's like the Joan of Arc of robots.
00:14:47.000 I wanted to talk briefly about this.
00:14:49.000 It might be too big of a subject to cram in before we talk about Felon McAlier.
00:14:53.000 But Richard Spencer can't find a lawyer.
00:14:57.000 Now, talking about Richard Spencer is like talking about pedophiles' rights.
00:15:01.000 It's the most taboo subject in the city, in the city, in the country right now.
00:15:06.000 And Charlottesville is also the most untouchable subject.
00:15:09.000 So to compound those two is, I'm going to get my show canceled.
00:15:14.000 I'll have to live on the streets.
00:15:16.000 But I think it's amazing, not just that Richard Spencer can't find a lawyer, but that everyone is gloating and laughing about it.
00:15:23.000 Now, Richard Spencer is a man who wants a white ethnostate, not unlike Israel being a Jewish ethnostate.
00:15:31.000 He wishes that, say, Florida was white.
00:15:35.000 All right?
00:15:36.000 I think that's absurd.
00:15:37.000 I've had many arguments with him about it.
00:15:39.000 I had him on my old show many times, and we discussed that, and I said that's a lunacy.
00:15:44.000 I still can't figure out how he thinks that would come about or why there'd be enough people complicit in it to pull it off.
00:15:50.000 But in the black community, that's not unorthodox.
00:15:54.000 They're regularly calling for ethno-states.
00:15:56.000 Professor Griff of Public Enemy, one of the most popular groups, I believe they're in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, despite being rap.
00:16:04.000 Professor Griff still won't shut up about what states he wants and how to carve them out.
00:16:08.000 It's considered cool in the black community, but Richard Spencer, when he says that for white people, he's not even allowed to have a lawyer.
00:16:15.000 We let people who burn a kid's face off have a lawyer.
00:16:20.000 Jeffrey Dahmer got a lawyer.
00:16:22.000 Our worst, worst terrorists, people who come here, commit crimes here, get a lawyer here before they're deported.
00:16:30.000 We're giving El Chapo a lawyer.
00:16:32.000 Like you get, no matter what the carnage, no matter what the death, you get a lawyer.
00:16:36.000 But if you're a white racist, you may not be part of the judicial system.
00:16:41.000 That's not a society that we signed up for.
00:16:44.000 You don't have to advocate Richard Spencer to think he deserves a lawyer, just like you don't have to advocate for mass murderers.
00:16:50.000 It's insane.
00:16:52.000 And when he says you can't get a lawyer, he really means that.
00:16:54.000 I've experienced this.
00:16:55.000 The Halifax Five are friends of mine, proud boys, who went up and asked questions at an anti-Canada Day rally.
00:17:02.000 They were there with the Canadian flag upside down.
00:17:05.000 They had f ⁇ Canada stickers they're putting all over a statue.
00:17:08.000 Some drunk lunatic who calls herself Chief Grizzly Mama, she was there cutting her hair and gluing it to the thing, pretending it was some Aboriginal ceremony.
00:17:17.000 It was not, right?
00:17:19.000 They go there, they're soldiers that we hire to protect, to die for our country, third generation in many cases.
00:17:24.000 They contained gays and natives in their group.
00:17:28.000 They go over and go, what are you guys doing?
00:17:29.000 Just ask questions, non-confrontational, right?
00:17:32.000 They get charged with sabotaging an Aboriginal ceremony.
00:17:36.000 So I get a lawyer, and the lawyer writes up this big thing saying that's ridiculous because they got disciplined in the Navy.
00:17:42.000 And I got a million stories like this, by the way.
00:17:44.000 I'll just tell you this one.
00:17:46.000 So I get a lawyer, I raise money for them, I get a lawyer to write up a complaint to the Navy saying, this is ridiculous.
00:17:51.000 We are, you know, we're legally filing a complaint.
00:17:55.000 I don't know the legal jargon.
00:17:56.000 Are we suing them?
00:17:58.000 Not one lawyer in all of Halifax would go near it because they didn't want to be known as the lawyer who defended the person who hates Aboriginals.
00:18:06.000 Now, the reason we have these laws say about pedophiles is not because we love pedophiles, but because we don't want a kangaroo court, we don't want a lynch mob to go murder some guy based on a rumor.
00:18:18.000 We don't want innocent people to die if they're accused of pedophilia.
00:18:22.000 When pedophiles get it, we go, oh, well, there were worse losses at sea.
00:18:25.000 But we want a jury and a trial to decide that.
00:18:29.000 You know, no one cries that hard about pedophiles being killed in jail, but at least they went through a trial.
00:18:35.000 We are being judge and executioner before this even starts.
00:18:38.000 It's insane.
00:18:40.000 Free speech includes hate speech.
00:18:42.000 Justice includes people you hate.
00:18:44.000 Obviously.
00:18:46.000 I thought that was a duh.
00:18:48.000 But we've strayed from that.
00:18:50.000 And now the justice system, the media, our entire culture has been infected with this concept of social justice where the truth is secondary.
00:18:59.000 And who better to talk to about this than Phila McAlier and Ann Mikohinney, his wife?
00:19:05.000 They just did, they're working on a play.
00:19:07.000 They do this new thing called, I can't remember, verbatim dialogue or something, where they take dialogue from the courtroom and they just act it out on stage.
00:19:17.000 And they just did a play called Ferguson that was that.
00:19:20.000 And actors walked out because they didn't like the truth didn't fit the narrative.
00:19:24.000 Now, you might know him from Fracknation and other movies where he debunks leftist Myths.
00:19:30.000 But this new project he's starting is fascinating.
00:19:33.000 It's called 18 Billion.
00:19:35.000 And we're going to put up the crowdfunder.
00:19:37.000 There it is.
00:19:38.000 It's called 18 Billion.
00:19:39.000 And it's about an oil spill that Chevron was responsible for.
00:19:42.000 Our buddy Dave here, his dad, worked on it.
00:19:46.000 And the people decided to sue Chevron for their sins of letting this oil spill happen in the rainforest.
00:19:54.000 And it killed all these Aboriginals.
00:19:56.000 No, it didn't.
00:19:57.000 But they said it did.
00:19:58.000 And celebrities took it up.
00:19:59.000 Mia Pharaoh's holding the oil.
00:20:01.000 Sting's wife is going down there, literally trying to have sex with these Aboriginals.
00:20:06.000 Talk about they make great pets.
00:20:08.000 Like she wants them as sort of sexual baseball cards, Sting's wife.
00:20:12.000 They go down there, they decide Sevon should pay $18 billion.
00:20:15.000 Then they peel back the layers of the onion and realize there's no real quantifiable evidence of damage.
00:20:21.000 And the lawyer on the case was bribing all the judges.
00:20:24.000 And he even wrote his own, what do you call it, closing statement?
00:20:28.000 The lawyer wrote that for himself.
00:20:31.000 He ghost wrote it.
00:20:33.000 The $18 billion was a complete fraud.
00:20:36.000 The environmentalist movement has become a complete fraud.
00:20:39.000 Look at Pierre Trudeau.
00:20:41.000 Canada is responsible for 1.5% of global emissions, yet they are bending over backwards to get that number down.
00:20:48.000 Why?
00:20:49.000 China could fart, and it would totally obliterate that.
00:20:52.000 What are cow farts?
00:20:53.000 Cow farts are probably 100 Canadas.
00:20:56.000 But no, we have sinned, oh great father.
00:20:59.000 We must pray to the gods of environmentalism.
00:21:02.000 Well, Phelm and Ann aren't having it.
00:21:05.000 Let's talk to them now.
00:21:06.000 Phelm and Ann, are you there?
00:21:09.000 We are there.
00:21:09.000 We are here.
00:21:10.000 Yes.
00:21:10.000 Hi there.
00:21:11.000 You're always doing something exciting.
00:21:15.000 But we try.
00:21:16.000 We try.
00:21:16.000 Yes.
00:21:17.000 Yes.
00:21:18.000 I think I first discovered you guys.
00:21:20.000 I think I was running Vice at the time, and we got some free CD in a booklet that was about the oil industry in Eastern Europe.
00:21:30.000 What was it called?
00:21:31.000 None of Your Business or something?
00:21:33.000 Mind Your Own Business.
00:21:35.000 It was mining.
00:21:36.000 A clever play of words, Mind Your Own Business.
00:21:38.000 Mining Your Own Business.
00:21:40.000 And you sort of played the devil's advocate there as far as the creative classes go and defended the oil companies.
00:21:47.000 Was that your first foray into this sort of counterintuitive documentary making?
00:21:52.000 Yes.
00:21:53.000 Yes, it was our first foray into counterintuitive anything.
00:21:56.000 Up until then, we thought the environmentalists were the good people, the mining companies were the evil capitalists, rapacious people, and they were the baddies, and it was David versus Goliath.
00:22:08.000 And then we got up to this mine in Eastern Europe where we were living at the time, and we discovered that the environmentalists were actually lying, straightforward lying, weren't apologising for it, not telling the truth.
00:22:20.000 The locals all wanted the mine because it was nice computer jobs, mining jobs, back.
00:22:26.000 Very nicely paid jobs.
00:22:28.000 Very important.
00:22:30.000 Two-thirds of the people in that village lived in a house with no indoor bathroom in 2008.
00:22:37.000 In this century.
00:22:38.000 In this century.
00:22:39.000 And the mining company were coming to buy their house off them.
00:22:42.000 Nobody else wanted to buy it.
00:22:44.000 And that project, it was one woman we met.
00:22:48.000 The company built them this model house saying, if you sell us your house, we'll build you a new model house here and it'll look like this.
00:22:56.000 We went into the living room of this model house, met an 86-year-old woman.
00:23:00.000 Who was crying, who was crying, and we thought, here we go, this is the victim of the awful, evil Canadians, all those evil Canadian mining companies.
00:23:07.000 And in fact, what she actually said was she was crying because she wanted to live long enough to live in a house like that.
00:23:13.000 And she didn't.
00:23:14.000 And the reason she didn't was because of Greenpeace women activists with too much time on their hands just going from place to place, taking away the opportunities and career advancement of poor people.
00:23:29.000 It was unbelievable.
00:23:30.000 It reminds me of...
00:23:38.000 And so they're burning elephant dung and various fecal matter and dying, obviously, from the fumes.
00:23:44.000 And the Africans are saying to the NGOs, please stop helping us.
00:23:49.000 Just leave us alone.
00:23:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:51.000 We've noticed that.
00:23:52.000 We've noticed that kind of thing in Africa.
00:23:54.000 We filmed, for that same documentary we filmed in Madagascar where the hotels were full of environmentalists.
00:24:03.000 I you not consoling each other and embracing each other because their trip had ended and they hadn't seen a lemur.
00:24:12.000 And they were really upset about the lemurs.
00:24:15.000 I swear, I never knew what a lemur was.
00:24:17.000 Honestly, Gavin, I had never heard of a lemur.
00:24:19.000 So there was all this lemur action and all these people in beautiful SUVs and big, huge buses and things driving past villages to look for these lemurs, the endangered lemurs.
00:24:30.000 The villages they drove past had the children who were dying before their fifth birthdays who were actually the only thing that was really endangered on the island of Madagascar.
00:24:40.000 And as Philip and I say, we kind of went up a mountain in Romania one way as kind of default liberal journalists and came down that mountain and that same place in Madagascar and just became, you know, realized that capitalism is the only friend of people like that.
00:24:56.000 And it's unbelievable what these do-gooders from nice homes in Switzerland and London and Connecticut do to people.
00:25:04.000 I think that these NGOs, these environmentalists, I think they see third world people and Aboriginals as lemurs.
00:25:13.000 They see them as beautiful, exotic little pets.
00:25:16.000 Yeah, it's funny you should say that actually because that is one of the lines of the play that is opening in San Francisco.
00:25:22.000 Oh, good segue.
00:25:25.000 www.chevronplay.com.
00:25:28.000 So yeah, I mean, I've written the play and I, you know, it's a true story about an environmentalist going to Ecuador and suing an oil company.
00:25:41.000 But I felt in the middle of it, you know, I felt the attitude of these people was not properly trans-telegraphed.
00:25:48.000 So I have a piece in the play where you've got these natives sitting around a fire and they're looking very indigenous.
00:25:56.000 And the guy's talking about them, this Westerner, Stephen Dunzinger's talking About them.
00:26:00.000 These native people, lack of modernity, but they were wise in the ways of the world.
00:26:05.000 Next thing, a mobile phone rings, and one of the guys answers it, and he goes, Yeah, no, I can't talk.
00:26:10.000 I'm in a play in San Francisco.
00:26:11.000 I'm a prop for some liberal who wants me to be a dog side.
00:26:16.000 So, wait a minute.
00:26:17.000 It's not true verbatim theater in that sense.
00:26:21.000 It's 95% verbatim.
00:26:23.000 It's done like Ferguson.
00:26:24.000 Ferguson was 100% verbatim.
00:26:27.000 The one we did in New York that you went to see, it was 100%.
00:26:30.000 This is 95% all courtroom documents, depositions with a bit of humor thrown in.
00:26:35.000 All right, so we've segued beautifully into this.
00:26:37.000 This is your newest project of verbatim theater.
00:26:40.000 You did the Ferguson thing where actors walked out because they were so outraged at the truth.
00:26:45.000 And now we have the case of Chevron polluting indigenous forests with a leak in Ecuador and the courts awarding the Ecuadorian people $18 billion.
00:27:00.000 $18 billion.
00:27:06.000 And it was a complete fraudulent court case with this lawyer, Stephen Donziger, bribing the judges, ghostwriting his own judgment.
00:27:17.000 Yeah.
00:27:17.000 Correct.
00:27:18.000 Not only did he ghostwrite his own judgment, gave it to the judge, but in Ecuador, the judge issues a judgment, and then you've got 30 days to make comments to it, and then he issues another judgment.
00:27:28.000 He made critical comments of his own judgment.
00:27:32.000 He then wrote the judge's answers to his comments, and then wrote the final judgment that awarded him $18 billion.
00:27:40.000 The judge doesn't need to show up for work.
00:27:43.000 Sorry?
00:27:44.000 The judge doesn't need to show up for work.
00:27:46.000 No, no, he didn't.
00:27:47.000 The judge did 200 other judgments around the time that he allegedly did this 182-page biggest judgment of his life.
00:27:57.000 So Donziger almost got away with it, except he did a documentary.
00:28:04.000 He commissioned a documentary, but pretended it was independent.
00:28:07.000 And Chevron found out that he had edited the documentary because they accidentally sent the wrong version to Netflix, the bad version where Donziger looks bad.
00:28:17.000 And somebody saw it on Netflix, that's not like the one on the DVD.
00:28:20.000 This is true.
00:28:21.000 And so then they went to a judge and said, this is not journalism.
00:28:25.000 This is a piece of the litigation.
00:28:27.000 We want to seize the outtakes.
00:28:29.000 And the judge said, no problem.
00:28:30.000 Got the outtakes and it was all there.
00:28:32.000 And then they got his private diary and it was all there.
00:28:35.000 He actually kept, and they had code words.
00:28:38.000 The chef will not cook the meal unless the ingredients are added.
00:28:43.000 And the puppets will not play for the audience unless the puppeteer is paid.
00:28:49.000 You know, really bad code words, actually.
00:28:52.000 Let's step back a bit.
00:28:53.000 Did Chevron do any environmental damage?
00:28:56.000 Are they responsible for any kind of environmental suffering in Ecuador from that leak?
00:29:02.000 I mean, the answer you're supposed to give is yes, there's a certain amount of damage in the forest.
00:29:06.000 But actually, I think I've seen journalists say that, but no one's ever shown me the actual damage because the thing is, where Chevron worked, they gave money to remediate the forest, 40 million back, I think it was like 30 years ago, to remediate whatever holes were dug in the ground.
00:29:24.000 Then you had the state oil company drilling after them for the last 20 to 30 years.
00:29:30.000 And no one's ever been able to say to me, well, that's Chevron's damage, not Petro-Ecuador.
00:29:36.000 You know, state oil companies have less rules and less regulations and less care for the environment than a company with shareholders and stockholders.
00:29:44.000 An international company as well.
00:29:45.000 An international company with American standards.
00:29:47.000 So no, I mean, I have yet to see any convincing evidence that they did anything damaging to the rainforest.
00:29:55.000 Or to people's health.
00:29:56.000 Or to people's health, except give them cars, mobile phones, schoolings and hospitals and clinics.
00:30:02.000 I'm really starting to think that we have everything inverted and the environmentalists are the evil rich men taking advantage of the Aboriginals and the oil companies are the only ones giving these guys any future.
00:30:15.000 Yeah, no, the environmentalists are the true imperialists now.
00:30:19.000 I mean, when I was a lad growing up in Northern Ireland, you know, people who went to countries and told brown people how to work, how to behave, what to think, what they could work in, where they could work, they were called imperialists.
00:30:32.000 Now we call them environmentalists.
00:30:35.000 Amazing.
00:30:37.000 Do you remember that?
00:30:38.000 You must remember that.
00:30:41.000 Fascist imperialists or whatever it was, colonial imperialism or whatever.
00:30:44.000 With all these words, you know, and now the only imperialists, now the oil companies are going, yeah, yeah, here's a clinic and here's a road and here's a school.
00:30:54.000 And the environmentalists are going, no, no, you can't have that factory.
00:30:58.000 You can't have that.
00:30:59.000 No, what you need to be doing now is you need to be basket weaving.
00:31:01.000 Really, you know, no, don't be working in the office there.
00:31:04.000 Go back to the basket weaving.
00:31:05.000 Yeah, go back.
00:31:06.000 Make me some bric-a-brac.
00:31:08.000 Make me some bric-a-brac for my vacation home.
00:31:11.000 That's what you should be doing.
00:31:12.000 I want like a parrot thing with lots of colours.
00:31:15.000 Can you do some of that ethnic, something ethnic in it?
00:31:19.000 Just ethnic.
00:31:20.000 Just whatever the ethnic is.
00:31:21.000 I want it.
00:31:22.000 So that's really funny.
00:31:23.000 So Sting's wife, right?
00:31:25.000 So all these celebs went, and Donskier kept this in his diary, which we have, of course, reenacted on stage to much hilarity.
00:31:33.000 So Sting and Sting's wife, but Sting's wife went on her own.
00:31:38.000 And it's basically celebrities gone crazy in the jungle, right?
00:31:43.000 She tried to sleep with everyone she didn't meet.
00:31:46.000 She went to a museum with all the ethnic stuff in it.
00:31:50.000 And she looks around and she goes, I want to buy it all.
00:31:54.000 And you ask me, that's not how a museum works.
00:31:56.000 No, no, I want to buy it all.
00:31:57.000 You're thinking of a store, ma'am.
00:31:59.000 Yeah, that's right.
00:32:00.000 So, you know, so this is, you know, and she look, you know, in my country we have a saying.
00:32:06.000 Apparently in America we have a saying, if you don't look someone in the eye when you click classes, you won't have sex for a year.
00:32:14.000 And it's like, I never heard that saying before, Trudy Steiner.
00:32:18.000 Are you looking for something?
00:32:19.000 So she was, Sting's wife was hitting on these indigenous people as some sort of sexual collector.
00:32:25.000 Yes.
00:32:27.000 Yeah.
00:32:28.000 She wasn't adopting the museum and all of you.
00:32:31.000 She wasn't adopting their children.
00:32:32.000 She was just taking all their artifacts and looking for a bit of action on the side.
00:32:36.000 Truly vile people.
00:32:38.000 Well, fellow Manan, I can't thank you enough for doing this kind of stuff.
00:32:41.000 Everything you do seems to be out of the park.
00:32:43.000 Is there any updates on the Gosno movie?
00:32:45.000 Are we any surprises there?
00:32:47.000 Well, we're hoping people to make an announcement very, very shortly.
00:32:50.000 And the idea is that the movie would come out in October.
00:32:52.000 But we're just waiting for...
00:32:54.000 Every part of this has been very, very challenging, but we're very close to making an announcement that we would open in 600 theatres in October and then end up on Netflix, but also expand across the country.
00:33:05.000 So that is hopefully about to happen.
00:33:08.000 But it has been very, very difficult and not helped by a lawsuit as well against the book.
00:33:13.000 So we've had a lot of stuff going on.
00:33:16.000 Well, that's how you know you're telling the truth when people are desperate to stop you.
00:33:20.000 Yes, yes.
00:33:21.000 But we want people to come to the play in San Francisco or they can donate to the players.
00:33:25.000 www.chefronplay.com.
00:33:27.000 We've already had an actor write me an email saying, I will not be in your performance because it goes against my politics.
00:33:35.000 I couldn't get a lightning designer.
00:33:37.000 I couldn't get a publicist.
00:33:40.000 Nobody in San Francisco would work with me.
00:33:41.000 Unbelievable.
00:33:42.000 Because of the politics of the play.
00:33:44.000 So we have private funds.
00:33:45.000 We're totally shocked by this, of course.
00:33:48.000 Anyone who can come to San Francisco, you could support us by giving anything you can to www.chef on the play.com.
00:33:54.000 Don't say www.
00:33:56.000 It sounds so baby boomer.
00:33:58.000 You just jump into the website.
00:34:00.000 The www has been automatic for 15 years.
00:34:06.000 Sorry.
00:34:09.000 I'm going to have it on the screen.
00:34:10.000 There it is.
00:34:12.000 All right, guys.
00:34:14.000 We are totally supporting this play.
00:34:16.000 Can't wait to see it.
00:34:17.000 And I can't wait to have you back.
00:34:18.000 Let's have you back when we got the Gosnell news.
00:34:20.000 Yes, please.
00:34:22.000 Thank you so much, Captain.
00:34:23.000 Take care of us.
00:34:23.000 Bye.
00:34:24.000 Thanks.
00:34:28.000 As-salamu alaykum.
00:34:30.000 Alaikum Salaam.
00:34:31.000 Allah Akbar.
00:34:32.000 God is great.
00:34:33.000 Hello, Muslims.
00:34:34.000 Congratulations.
00:34:34.000 Ramadan's coming up.
00:34:36.000 I'm a little disturbed about the increase in terror attacks that goes on during Ramadan because you guys get real ornery when you're hungry.
00:34:44.000 And when you guys are ornery, people explode.
00:34:47.000 But that's not why I'm here.
00:34:48.000 I'm here to talk to my fellow Canadian here, Justin Trudeau, about sycophantic multicultural pandering.
00:34:57.000 Now, this all started with his dad, Pierre Trudeau, who was the prime minister in the 70s.
00:35:02.000 And he pushed multiculturalism because he figured that would be un-American.
00:35:08.000 Whatever Americans are doing, I want to do the opposite.
00:35:10.000 They seem like cowboys and rednecks and racists.
00:35:14.000 So I'm going to be the opposite.
00:35:15.000 I'm going to be a big cornucopia.
00:35:17.000 Now, what they did is they brought in a lot of Indians.
00:35:21.000 Indians have already been westernized because they come from a British colony.
00:35:27.000 But it looks good on paper to have a lot of brown people in there.
00:35:30.000 So Pierre Trudeau did it, and it was a success.
00:35:32.000 Indians assimilated beautifully.
00:35:34.000 I immigrated with a bunch of Indians.
00:35:37.000 I was from Britain.
00:35:37.000 They were from India, but we were basically the same.
00:35:39.000 We were all playing hockey, wearing Deaf Leopard t-shirts in no time.
00:35:42.000 He's trying to do it now with Muslims in his father's footsteps, and it's going terribly, obviously.
00:35:48.000 Two terror attacks in one week.
00:35:50.000 We've got terrorism all over the place in Canada.
00:35:54.000 We also have weird goings on where there's gender-specific abortions because he's really going out in the countryside to fulfill his multicultural quotas.
00:36:04.000 But that's not stopping him.
00:36:06.000 We got a big refugee hotel at the border to take them all in.
00:36:10.000 Come on in, Haitians.
00:36:11.000 Open borders here.
00:36:12.000 But again, that's not even why I'm showing this video.
00:36:16.000 I'm showing this video to showcase his magnificent pandering, his stunning ass licking that goes on whenever he talks about any group but Christians.
00:36:30.000 Listen to this guy talk and try not to get mad.
00:36:34.000 As-salamu alaykum.
00:36:35.000 Stop.
00:36:36.000 Today, I hate the way he says that so well.
00:36:40.000 As-salamu alaikum alaykum.
00:36:42.000 You know, Arabic, all these farcy languages, Urdu, they all have, they're like Chinese.
00:36:48.000 Like, there's khudahis and then there's khuhudu haha.
00:36:53.000 Most people just go, khudahafis.
00:36:55.000 Right?
00:36:55.000 But no, he has to get the accent totally perfect.
00:36:58.000 Just like when journalists say Nicaragua.
00:37:02.000 It's so irritating.
00:37:04.000 Where are you from?
00:37:04.000 I'm from Paris.
00:37:05.000 No one says that.
00:37:07.000 They say Paris.
00:37:09.000 Go ahead.
00:37:10.000 Muslims in Canada and around the world.
00:37:13.000 Muslims.
00:37:14.000 Who says that?
00:37:15.000 They're called Muslims, okay?
00:37:17.000 Muslims around the world.
00:37:18.000 He's saying, I'm one of you.
00:37:21.000 It's so pandering.
00:37:23.000 Remember?
00:37:24.000 The guy doesn't cry when there's terrorist attacks, but when someone comes near him that's a refugee and says, I am so happy I be here.
00:37:31.000 He just bawls like a baby.
00:37:33.000 The only time he's sadder is when a pop star dies.
00:37:40.000 Over the coming month, people will gather in mosques and halls to pray, fast during the daytime, and in the evening, break their fast and enjoy iftars together.
00:37:49.000 Stop.
00:37:49.000 Why are you telling us this?
00:37:51.000 Why does this exist?
00:37:52.000 Do we have this for Lent?
00:37:55.000 Hello, top of the morning to you, Catholics.
00:37:58.000 This is a sad day for many of you as you will be abstaining from spirits such as whiskey, which is your poison of choice.
00:38:05.000 We will be losing you for 40 days, where you will be in a bad mood, but you will get a lot of house repairs done because you will not be hung over.
00:38:13.000 I pray for you and God bless.
00:38:17.000 Nope, never.
00:38:18.000 Google doesn't even give us a doodle when Jesus dies.
00:38:21.000 But these guys get all the proper pronunciations of their fast, Ramadan.
00:38:28.000 Families and friends will reflect on the values at the heart of Ramadan, like compassion, gratitude, and generosity.
00:38:36.000 Yeah, that's all.
00:38:36.000 Ramadan reminds us all of us that we can do more to put those values into practice, appreciate our many blessings, and put the needs of others before ourselves.
00:38:47.000 We can all learn from Ramadan.
00:38:49.000 We can all learn from Muslims and Islam and all the wonderful gifts it has to give.
00:38:55.000 Yeah, that's not high on my priority list.
00:38:57.000 In fact, if you're here in Canada From the East, you're here in the West.
00:39:02.000 How about you do a little video talking about how important Christianity and Western culture is?
00:39:07.000 You don't have to become a Christian.
00:39:09.000 We're not going to say convert or die, but maybe do a little PSA saying, I'm very happy I came here.
00:39:14.000 I'm glad I got out of my shole country.
00:39:18.000 Go ahead.
00:39:19.000 Here in Canada, it's also a chance to celebrate our country's Muslim communities and the important contributions Muslim Canadians make every this is an obsession with my family and I if you go to the Natural History Museum in Ottawa it is nothing but Cambodian contributions to Canada Hmong contributions Muslims oh let's look at what the Egyptians have done for Canada they are obsessed with everyone but