Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 21, 2018


Ep 132 | Meet John Dough | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

45 minutes

Words per Minute

170.73045

Word Count

7,791

Sentence Count

675

Misogynist Sentences

26

Hate Speech Sentences

43


Summary

On this week's episode of the podcast, we cover a man who won $5 million in the lottery but can't keep his identity a secret from his Bronx neighbors, a guy who squatted a plane in the woods, and a woman who accidentally eats Mexican food.


Transcript

00:00:08.000 Okay Like you all that Know it We're running your heart like you knew that I never saw that I was running through the trenches in the warm night Stop looking at me like I was your brain Okay,
00:00:37.000 Do you ever think I feel your pain?
00:00:39.000 No way!
00:00:40.000 Extraordinary specimen lived to the day I die Smoke clouds help me float on by I've been on my whole goddamn life Even my mama couldn't tell me why Why I'm such a sick motherfucker?
00:00:58.000 Let me take a hit, okay Now let me take another I'm falling and I can't stand up My dad used to tell me man up Me and my dad my brother put the gloves on But you're too fed up the function No word I collapsed it That was Oliver Tree I don't know what the name of that song is.
00:01:24.000 What is it?
00:01:24.000 All that weird dude who dresses like the worst of the 80s and the 90s combined He's got a bowl cut and giant Jinko jeans and an 80s windbreaker and he rides a scooter and of course a man a monster truck If you're into weird rap music, weird trap done by ironic 80s hipsters, that's your stuff.
00:01:50.000 So much to cover, so little time.
00:01:53.000 We got Mike the cop on the show.
00:01:54.000 I made the mistake of letting my brother interview him.
00:01:57.000 It did not go well.
00:01:58.000 So I have a big important intro before we get to that.
00:02:01.000 And I also want to talk about this lie that there's a scourge of racial, rude people yelling it, and they've been empowered by Trump and we need to stop it.
00:02:13.000 It's so dangerous, these people saying swear words.
00:02:16.000 The truth is that the real epidemic, if you want to get racial, and I never asked, but you demanded, then it's the white people are the victims when it comes to actual crime like assault.
00:02:28.000 Bad words, we're all about the same.
00:02:31.000 It's called being an adult and swearing when you're mad.
00:02:34.000 Not an epidemic, not an issue.
00:02:37.000 But before we get to all that, cover the New York Post.
00:02:41.000 Meet John Doe.
00:02:42.000 He won $5 million in the lottery.
00:02:44.000 Now he wants desperately to keep his ID secret from Bronx neighbors.
00:02:48.000 So he's posing on the front page of the New York Post.
00:02:52.000 Hey, John, move.
00:02:55.000 Don't live there anymore.
00:02:57.000 You have $5 million in the Bronx.
00:03:00.000 You leave the Bronx when you got $100,000 in the bank.
00:03:03.000 Time to get the hell out of there, Broham.
00:03:07.000 Come back and visit.
00:03:08.000 This reminds me of that guy who has a plane.
00:03:12.000 And he goes, hey, I'm an engineer.
00:03:16.000 I finally lived my dream.
00:03:17.000 I'm living in a plane now.
00:03:19.000 And I'm looking at his plane going, no, you're not.
00:03:23.000 You squatted a plane.
00:03:24.000 You paid almost a quarter of a million dollars to have a plane dragged into a forest.
00:03:30.000 I have no idea how he got there.
00:03:33.000 But look at these pictures.
00:03:35.000 You're not living in a plane.
00:03:37.000 You're squatting a plane.
00:03:39.000 Look how gross it is.
00:03:40.000 There it is in the woods.
00:03:42.000 And if you see an aerial photograph, it's running.
00:03:44.000 But look at the actual plane when he's inside.
00:03:47.000 Go down, Dave.
00:03:49.000 You didn't change anything.
00:03:51.000 That's the back part where you can see the luggage below.
00:03:54.000 Boring.
00:03:55.000 Keep going.
00:03:57.000 Look at him.
00:03:58.000 Keep going.
00:04:02.000 What have you done, you fool?
00:04:03.000 Keep going.
00:04:04.000 Look, he just put a washer-dryer there.
00:04:06.000 That's the cockpit.
00:04:07.000 You could make that all nice.
00:04:08.000 You can make that into a cool office with a thing called wood that's cheap, but he hasn't.
00:04:12.000 Look at this dive.
00:04:14.000 All right.
00:04:15.000 Anyway, that just made me laugh.
00:04:17.000 But we didn't do a good job of portraying it.
00:04:20.000 Speaking of planes, epidemic, fat people on planes are being harassed.
00:04:24.000 You know how they're being harassed?
00:04:26.000 Someone is texting.
00:04:29.000 Someone's texting that I'm sitting next to a fat person.
00:04:32.000 Guess what?
00:04:33.000 You're allowed to text.
00:04:35.000 Which one is this one?
00:04:36.000 That's an old one, okay?
00:04:37.000 That's a plus-size model.
00:04:40.000 That was back from, I think, June.
00:04:42.000 She says, catch this man sitting next to her on an airplane fat shaming.
00:04:45.000 No, go back to that, Dave, if you're going to jump ahead.
00:04:48.000 Hage said, that's the plus size model.
00:04:50.000 Hage said the man would purposely turn his phone, purposefully, that's the wrong use of the word purposefully there, news.
00:04:56.000 It's purposely.
00:04:58.000 Purposely turn his phone away from her so she couldn't read his text messages.
00:05:02.000 So when he turned his phone towards her again, Hage took a quick peek and was hurt by what she saw.
00:05:08.000 Hopefully she didn't have any Mexican food, one of the texts read, to which the man replied, I think she ate a Mexican.
00:05:15.000 You're not allowed to complain about what people privately text their friends about your body.
00:05:21.000 That doesn't count as harassment.
00:05:23.000 You might as well be mad at him for thinking such a thing.
00:05:26.000 So here's the one from yesterday.
00:05:28.000 Someone called her a smelly fatty, and you go, that's terrible.
00:05:32.000 You don't go up to some fat lady and call her.
00:05:35.000 She looks like she probably doesn't smell.
00:05:37.000 Smelly fatty.
00:05:38.000 That's horrible.
00:05:39.000 And then you read further and you realize, oh, she sussed it out by leaning over and reading his text.
00:05:46.000 But this one gets crazier.
00:05:48.000 Someone came up to her and said, switch seats with me.
00:05:52.000 You shouldn't have to sit next to that monster.
00:05:54.000 I'm in business class or something.
00:05:55.000 I'm in a better seat.
00:05:57.000 And one of the weirdest lines in this whole thing is, this is the knight who came to save her.
00:06:03.000 He said he had just happened to see that guy's text messages.
00:06:06.000 He started shaking because he was so mad and he knew he had to do something.
00:06:11.000 How the f ⁇ did you see her text messages from a different row?
00:06:16.000 What is going on in this country?
00:06:19.000 We have a bunch of demons who can see through walls?
00:06:23.000 What are we up against here?
00:06:25.000 Some sort of new toxic Avengers?
00:06:27.000 Superheroes?
00:06:28.000 I don't understand this.
00:06:31.000 And it reminds me of another story from this week, this Nigerian woman, who her story sounds equally insane.
00:06:37.000 I think airlines have become the new slip and fall attorney privilege place to sue, attorney privilege, a place for ambulance chasers to sue.
00:06:46.000 According to the lawsuit, Queen Obiyama, I looked her up, I can't find any links to Queen Obiyama.
00:06:52.000 She may just call herself that, like Chief Grizzly Bear, Chief Grizzly Mama, sorry.
00:06:58.000 She boarded the plane and found a white male passenger, very crucial detail, sitting in her assigned business class seat, which he refused to move.
00:07:06.000 If you refuse to move from someone's seat, you just get kicked out of the plane.
00:07:10.000 They don't just find you another seat.
00:07:12.000 When a flight attendant failed to resolve the conflict, the man continued to refuse to move to his own assigned seat.
00:07:16.000 Obiyama agreed to take his spot.
00:07:18.000 Obiyama went to the restroom before takeoff and returned to find the man blocking her from accessing the seat for several minutes.
00:07:24.000 Which seat?
00:07:25.000 Her new seat?
00:07:26.000 What is this guy's beef?
00:07:28.000 This is a lie, by the way, is the short version.
00:07:30.000 The mother then alleges that a United staffer instructed her to step off the plane, where she was informed by another United agent that the pilot requested that she exit the man because she had a pungent odor.
00:07:41.000 And they didn't feel comfortable with her in the plane.
00:07:44.000 That's the only part I believe.
00:07:45.000 I think other countries, they have different standards of smell.
00:07:49.000 And I was just getting off a flight from London, and there was a guy behind me.
00:07:52.000 He seemed to be North African.
00:07:54.000 And I'm sorry to, this is just a fact.
00:07:56.000 You can call this whatever you want.
00:07:57.000 He seemed to have a strange culture.
00:08:00.000 Like there was a bag and it all matched and it had like a crescent and then it had another bag on top of it.
00:08:04.000 And his uniform, it was like green and green and had gold stuff on it.
00:08:08.000 He looked like a weird lieutenant from Mars.
00:08:12.000 And I'm not saying that culture is better or worse.
00:08:14.000 It's worse.
00:08:16.000 But the guy, he smelled worse than a homeless man.
00:08:19.000 Like it was stunning.
00:08:20.000 I had to put my mustache up my nose.
00:08:22.000 And he clearly wasn't poor.
00:08:24.000 His uniform matched his luggage.
00:08:26.000 The guy had some money, but apparently some cultures have different standards.
00:08:30.000 All right.
00:08:31.000 That's the gossip on plains.
00:08:32.000 I'm rushing through this because I got so much to talk about.
00:08:35.000 Liberals this week in liberals.
00:08:37.000 Wow.
00:08:39.000 The two biggest things they've been loving this week are MS-13 and Hamas.
00:08:43.000 Now, the Hamas thing is easy, right?
00:08:44.000 They love criticizing Israel, probably because it's successful white people.
00:08:48.000 And they talk about the protesters who are out burning tires at the border and getting shot.
00:08:55.000 Let me explain something to anyone who's never been to Israel.
00:08:57.000 Palestinians' job is getting shot, causing trouble, not protesting, but getting killed, getting their children killed, becoming, they are an improv troop that pretends they are victims.
00:09:10.000 They pretend to be dead bodies.
00:09:12.000 They want their children to die.
00:09:13.000 They want to die.
00:09:14.000 That's their job.
00:09:15.000 The Saudis, the rich Arabs, they could arm them with all kinds of things.
00:09:19.000 They need to burn tires.
00:09:21.000 They need to throw rocks.
00:09:22.000 They need to look poor.
00:09:23.000 They need paraplegics with stubby legs throwing rocks.
00:09:26.000 That's the ideal.
00:09:27.000 So these guys are like stormtroopers for the empire.
00:09:29.000 They're just fulfilling their role.
00:09:31.000 And the idea that they are just innocent victims, you are falling for what we call Pollywood.
00:09:36.000 And it's amazing how gullible they are.
00:09:38.000 It's also amazing how they're so determined to take the other side that they will defend pretty much anyone, including MS-13.
00:09:48.000 So Trump was accused of calling Mexican immigrants animals.
00:09:53.000 They're evil.
00:09:54.000 All Hispanics are animals.
00:09:56.000 Jorge Univision Ramos, he's an animal.
00:09:59.000 He should eat from a pig's troth.
00:10:01.000 No one thinks that.
00:10:03.000 That's an insane belief.
00:10:05.000 And no one thinks you can just grab random women's vaginas either, you fools.
00:10:09.000 Do you really believe that or are you being willfully ignorant?
00:10:12.000 So the actual quote is here.
00:10:14.000 This is what actually happened.
00:10:16.000 Okay, so this is, the sheriff says, there could be an MS-13 member I know about.
00:10:21.000 If they don't reach a certain threshold, I cannot tell ICE about it.
00:10:25.000 So the president reacts.
00:10:26.000 We have people coming into the country.
00:10:28.000 We're stopping a lot of them.
00:10:30.000 We're sending them out.
00:10:30.000 You wouldn't believe how bad these people are.
00:10:33.000 These are animals.
00:10:34.000 Clearly referring to MS-13.
00:10:37.000 But the left is so excited about getting a nugget they can use against him that they go off at a tangent and say that Geraldo is an animal, according to Trump.
00:10:47.000 Look at this, George Takai quote.
00:10:49.000 And there you have it.
00:10:51.000 What lies, I can't read it there, what lies beneath Trump's horrific agenda is the same dehumanizing mentality.
00:10:58.000 There'sn't even war and genocide.
00:11:00.000 Vote this November.
00:11:01.000 This is what it's all about, by the way.
00:11:02.000 It's all about the next election.
00:11:05.000 They are petrified of Trump getting reelected.
00:11:08.000 And in the process, they are determined to normalize censorship.
00:11:13.000 Now, we saw this with Spotify recently.
00:11:16.000 R. Kelly is banned.
00:11:17.000 You can't listen to R. Kelly on censorship because he molests teenagers and has them pee on him and stuff.
00:11:24.000 I get that.
00:11:25.000 I mean, I don't advocate it, but I sort of get that someone that egregious, a pedophile, you don't want people enjoying his music.
00:11:32.000 It normalizes pedophilia.
00:11:33.000 See, this is the way fascism works.
00:11:35.000 It starts with a reasonable idea.
00:11:36.000 You don't want to glorify pedophiles.
00:11:38.000 Who disagrees with that?
00:11:39.000 But then they take that little errant thread and they start unraveling the whole sweater.
00:11:44.000 And now we're talking about getting rid of anyone with sexist lyrics.
00:11:48.000 Put up that thing you had up before.
00:11:50.000 So that includes Eminem.
00:11:53.000 That includes the Chili Peppers.
00:11:55.000 That includes the Beastie Boys.
00:11:56.000 Remember them?
00:11:57.000 Girls do do the laundry.
00:11:58.000 Girls do do the dishes.
00:12:00.000 Even a band like the Beastie Boys who went super left, they have sexist songs.
00:12:05.000 This is the problem when you get into censoring art.
00:12:08.000 And speaking of censorship, YouTube on their censorship rampage is now starting to censorship thumbnails that include cleavage.
00:12:17.000 Poor Cassandra Fairbanks.
00:12:18.000 That's a major part of her beauty is her amazing cleavage.
00:12:22.000 But look at this.
00:12:23.000 So they let Childish Gambino go, according to Paul Joseph Watson, but they won't let Cleavage go.
00:12:28.000 So that's the one they used now.
00:12:29.000 Show the previous one they had?
00:12:31.000 Yeah, that is disgusting.
00:12:33.000 Tits are disgusting now.
00:12:35.000 This is what's beautiful about this.
00:12:37.000 The motive here is to normalize censorship so we can prevent Trump from winning via social media next election.
00:12:44.000 But what they're actually doing is showing how horrible it is when they're in control.
00:12:50.000 So they're actually helping Trump by glorifying censorship because no sane American wants censorship.
00:12:58.000 You guys are your own worst enemy.
00:13:00.000 And sometimes I think the best the right can do is sit back and just watch them destroy themselves.
00:13:07.000 Well, I can't sit back because my job is to help them destroy themselves.
00:13:11.000 So, let's start with a funny and amusing look at the myth of racists yelling at people in Trump's America.
00:13:24.000 Yo, what's up?
00:13:25.000 It's your boy Gavin.
00:13:27.000 All I need is one mic.
00:13:28.000 I'm ready to drop some science on your ass about racist rants up in the hood.
00:13:33.000 Yo, take it away, Dancekin spinster.
00:13:37.000 People who have stood up to racist rants have lost their lives.
00:13:42.000 Stop.
00:13:43.000 That's French for stop, Dave.
00:13:46.000 I'm sick of this train thing being about someone who had the courage to stand up to racist rants.
00:13:51.000 There was a crazy man on a train, a complete lunatic.
00:13:56.000 I live in New York City.
00:13:57.000 We deal with lunatics on a daily basis.
00:14:00.000 And by the way, most of them are black, and most of them are calling me a cracker and screaming at people, white people on the street.
00:14:07.000 We ignore it.
00:14:08.000 That's life in New York City, one of the most disgusting cities in North America.
00:14:13.000 But any Hoosers, this was just a typical lunatic screaming at a Muslim girl.
00:14:17.000 She left the car on the train.
00:14:20.000 It was handled.
00:14:21.000 Those guys decided to be white knights and come over and go, actually, that was really messed up.
00:14:27.000 I'm sorry to disparage the dead, but it was not a heroic example.
00:14:31.000 This was not exactly the Clint Eastwood movie where they ran down the aisle and tackled a terrorist.
00:14:36.000 These were two men deciding to antagonize a mental patient and getting stabbed because what he saw was, he saw Satan with two faces on their horns that looked like his mother's face going, and he stabbed them.
00:14:53.000 Not exactly heroicism.
00:14:55.000 And by the way, not exactly an epidemic.
00:14:58.000 But continue.
00:14:59.000 And we know that violence towards minorities isn't new.
00:15:03.000 That's a ridiculous white lives matter.
00:15:08.000 Videos like these are filling up.
00:15:10.000 Did you hear that?
00:15:11.000 So White Lives Matter, none of those were that bad.
00:15:15.000 And violence against minorities, yeah, whatever the hell that means.
00:15:18.000 That's like saying violence against people with red shoes.
00:15:21.000 I'm sure minorities get attacked, as do white people, and we'll get to that in a second.
00:15:27.000 But at the end, there was someone yelling Packy.
00:15:31.000 Yes, that's a horrible word.
00:15:33.000 It is a racial epithet.
00:15:35.000 It's a swear word.
00:15:37.000 When you're in a confrontation, you're heated.
00:15:40.000 You say terrible things.
00:15:42.000 You say awful things.
00:15:43.000 You're trying to hurt the person's feelings.
00:15:45.000 And it's better than punching them in the face.
00:15:47.000 And by the way, as a white dude, we hear lots of bad things said about us when we're talking to someone of a different race.
00:15:55.000 It's called arguing.
00:15:57.000 It's called confrontation.
00:15:58.000 I'm sorry, you can't abolish it.
00:16:00.000 I'm not even sure you should abolish it.
00:16:02.000 You want to stop swearing?
00:16:04.000 What about f and create news feed?
00:16:08.000 And in just the 10 days after Trump's election, the Southern Poverty Law Center documents are the ones who take advantage of situations like this can be deadly.
00:16:17.000 Not just for the original target, but even for those who step in to help.
00:16:21.000 So here's what you can do if you witness a racist rant.
00:16:23.000 Go to the police.
00:16:26.000 The most important thing is that you boss.
00:16:30.000 If you hear a racist rant, stay safe.
00:16:33.000 Why don't we just have children go under their desks like there's a nuclear war?
00:16:38.000 Stay safe.
00:16:39.000 You could get, if you get an N-word in the face, you won't see again.
00:16:43.000 It's like acid if you get it in your eyes.
00:16:45.000 It's a deadly drug.
00:16:47.000 And the whole subtext here is Trump is Hitler, right?
00:16:51.000 And since he's come into power, everyone has felt emboldened to be, now I can finally be racist.
00:16:59.000 I can finally call people packies.
00:17:01.000 Oh, few, I've been holding it in throughout Obama's entire presidency.
00:17:05.000 And now I can just finally go, oh, f ⁇ ing, you're out of.
00:17:09.000 Oh, oh, God, that's what a relief.
00:17:12.000 So there's been a few examples, even in the past few days of this.
00:17:16.000 And what it is, is angry people saying rude things, which I don't know, I don't know where you live, but in New York City, that's all we hear is people being rude.
00:17:26.000 And you look at these actual examples and you go, this is your idea of violent crime?
00:17:31.000 Look at Sean King.
00:17:33.000 Sean King said, Trump's America has emboldened ugly white men, which hurts.
00:17:39.000 He's already, he's kind of being racist in that quote.
00:17:41.000 And by the way, he's an ugly white man.
00:17:44.000 It's emboldened ugly white men to say horrible things.
00:17:47.000 But check out this first.
00:17:48.000 So this is just from like two days ago.
00:17:50.000 This is a Jewish guy, a lawyer in New York who's anti-immigration, and he's at a lunch place, and all he hears is people speaking Spanish.
00:17:58.000 That annoys people.
00:18:00.000 I know what annoys me.
00:18:01.000 I don't like when I get served and the guy has an accent because I think, where are our teens?
00:18:05.000 Why can't a teenager be serving me?
00:18:07.000 Why does everyone who serves you have an accent?
00:18:10.000 Because we have destroyed teenagers' economic libido by importing illegals to do teenagers' jobs.
00:18:16.000 But anyway, here he is losing his temper.
00:18:18.000 And it's horrific.
00:18:20.000 I suggest you watch this through a welder's mask because you're going to have a heart attack.
00:18:25.000 So your staff is speaking Spanish to customers when they used to be very violent.
00:18:29.000 I mean, sometimes they do.
00:18:32.000 Every person I listen to, he spoke it, she's speaking it because America.
00:18:37.000 Just hold on a second.
00:18:38.000 Let me just pause it here.
00:18:39.000 So we have Mexican gangs in South Central LA throwing Molotov cocktails into black people's homes, shooting little black girls on the street because they are racially cleansing the area.
00:18:51.000 Ethnic cleansing is going on in the hood in South Central.
00:18:55.000 But this is newsworthy.
00:18:57.000 Some guy who is rude to the staff because he doesn't like that they're speaking Spanish.
00:19:01.000 And by the way, he's got a point.
00:19:04.000 I'm not saying he's wrong or right, but I'm saying it seems to me that it's a contentious area of debate.
00:19:10.000 I think I could argue both sides.
00:19:13.000 Has he hurt anyone?
00:19:14.000 Is anyone physically damaged?
00:19:15.000 Can the people he's yelling at even understand him?
00:19:18.000 go ahead He's very ignorant.
00:19:26.000 And he shouldn't be allowed to be able to do this.
00:19:31.000 The thing the woman with the phone is saying is worse.
00:19:54.000 Maybe you shouldn't eat that table to me.
00:19:57.000 Take a break from the food.
00:19:58.000 Maybe you should get healthy.
00:19:59.000 That was insulting.
00:20:01.000 So she says he should get run over by a truck.
00:20:03.000 He said she should take it easy on the food.
00:20:05.000 She's obese, which is valid.
00:20:08.000 Here's another one that's going on.
00:20:11.000 It was, well, let's just play it.
00:20:18.000 Why did you say that?
00:20:19.000 Why would I?
00:20:20.000 Why wouldn't I?
00:20:21.000 Okay, that's it.
00:20:21.000 Just pause for a sec.
00:20:22.000 That's the worst it got.
00:20:23.000 She's wearing a full burqa, right?
00:20:25.000 That's very foreign, by the way.
00:20:27.000 If you were to go to her country and walk around in an audacious cowboy suit or a Hawaiian shirt, I'm not even sure that's legal.
00:20:37.000 So someone sees someone from the other end of the world, and there's a major conflict going on between Islam and Christianity, and he dares to make a rude quip.
00:20:47.000 And the quip is, what is it, Halloween or something?
00:20:49.000 It doesn't get worse than that.
00:20:51.000 But this story is all over the news.
00:20:54.000 Play more of it so you can see how benign it is.
00:20:57.000 Because I want to.
00:20:58.000 Why?
00:20:58.000 What's wrong with me?
00:20:59.000 I don't know.
00:21:00.000 Will you tell me what's wrong with you?
00:21:02.000 Do you know I'm a Muslim?
00:21:03.000 Yeah, I do.
00:21:04.000 What's your problem with that?
00:21:06.000 I don't like it.
00:21:06.000 How's that?
00:21:07.000 Why?
00:21:07.000 I don't like that because I don't like your religion and said to kill me and I don't want to be killed by you.
00:21:11.000 How's that?
00:21:12.000 Are you scared of me?
00:21:13.000 Have you read the Quran?
00:21:17.000 Yes, that's right.
00:21:18.000 That's terrible.
00:21:19.000 You've read the Quran?
00:21:21.000 Do you know in which context that is?
00:21:24.000 Are you a Christian?
00:21:26.000 Absolutely.
00:21:28.000 If you're a Christian, let's talk about your Bible.
00:21:32.000 By the way, can I just say something here?
00:21:33.000 This is a little off topic, but they always do this.
00:21:36.000 Have you read the Quran?
00:21:37.000 Your Bible is just as bad.
00:21:38.000 Here's the difference, folks.
00:21:39.000 We had an Old Testament, lots of bad stuff in it.
00:21:42.000 We got a 2.0.
00:21:44.000 Now we have a New Testament.
00:21:45.000 It's much kinder.
00:21:47.000 Islam is the reverse.
00:21:49.000 Muhammad used to be a groovy dude.
00:21:51.000 So the first Testament, if you will, of the Quran is quite nice.
00:21:56.000 Then he became a warlord.
00:21:58.000 Their 2.0 is much worse than the original.
00:22:01.000 That's the correct response to that silly, pedantic discussion.
00:22:04.000 But it's just two people, both being confrontational, by the way, same with the previous one, having an argument.
00:22:10.000 All right, here's yet another example from this week of this horrible scourge of 800 SPLC hate incidents where evil white men have been empowered by Trump's Hitlerian racism.
00:22:28.000 Harass people.
00:22:29.000 Okay, let's see how bad it is.
00:22:32.000 What's going on, scumbags?
00:22:34.000 How you doing?
00:22:34.000 Ask this guy about this.
00:22:35.000 Okay, that is harassing.
00:22:38.000 Investigate Russia now.
00:22:40.000 How about we do this?
00:22:41.000 How about we investigate all the collusion of the left?
00:22:44.000 Would you be okay with that?
00:22:45.000 How about Hillary Clinton being actually charged with the crime she's committed?
00:22:49.000 Not a fucking witch hunt.
00:22:50.000 How about that?
00:22:51.000 Millions and millions of dollars on a witch hunt that could feed our fing homeless vets.
00:22:55.000 How do you feel about that?
00:22:57.000 How is this flowing over our water around the edges at a political debate?
00:23:07.000 You guys go with Mike Pence coming in?
00:23:09.000 So he can send all the gays to a Christian school and turn them all back and convert them into straight people?
00:23:15.000 They're like, all the leaders should be allowed here because who's going to pick ourselves around?
00:23:19.000 Anyway, this goes on like that.
00:23:20.000 It's not a Trump supporter harassing someone.
00:23:23.000 It's someone having a political discussion.
00:23:25.000 And they dish it out just as much as they can take it.
00:23:28.000 That's the way it works in America.
00:23:30.000 When do we lose our balls?
00:23:32.000 Why are you not allowed to talk like a human being anymore?
00:23:36.000 We're adults.
00:23:37.000 People swear.
00:23:38.000 People say rude words.
00:23:40.000 We're against rude words.
00:23:41.000 It's like the left have become the new Victorians.
00:23:44.000 Anyway, I just want to end with the real issue when it comes to racism in America, in Trump's America.
00:23:50.000 This was in Paul Joseph Watson's video about This Is America, and it's a Bill Whittle analysis of racist, race-based racial crimes.
00:24:01.000 Just before we get to that, if you look up hate crime New York City stabbing, you'll see again and again that Nazi who was a bad guy, you got a bad guy.
00:24:11.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:24:12.000 White supremacist who came down and stabbed a homeless man.
00:24:15.000 Yes.
00:24:16.000 So you see this story a million times, but you never see this story.
00:24:22.000 And I don't think this guy was charged with a hate crime, though he said, I hate white people and murdered a white man.
00:24:30.000 Anyway, that story, by the way, that last story is indicative of a pattern.
00:24:35.000 The first story is not indicative of a pattern.
00:24:38.000 And as we know, liberals are all about avoiding patterns.
00:24:43.000 Political correctness is the art of not noticing patterns.
00:24:46.000 But let's let Bill explain the pattern.
00:24:49.000 In 2010, 62,593 blacks were the victims of white violence.
00:24:56.000 During that same year, 320,082 whites were the victims of black violence.
00:25:01.000 That's five times as many violent attacks, but that number is misleading since the black and white populations are not the same size.
00:25:08.000 When 38 million black Americans commit five times as many violent crimes on 197 million whites as they receive, what you discover is that black perpetrators violently assault white victims 25 times more frequently.
00:25:21.000 And when it comes to a specific kind of violent crime, aggravated assault, the number of black...
00:25:28.000 As libertarian conservatives, we didn't make it racial.
00:25:31.000 We just said we want criminals prosecuted.
00:25:34.000 Stop and frisk should be a thing that exists.
00:25:36.000 By the way, stop and frisk pulls over whites disproportionately more than they are represented in the criminal population.
00:25:43.000 We've just said a crime is a crime.
00:25:44.000 You're the ones, liberals, who made it racial.
00:25:47.000 Okay, you want to play that game?
00:25:49.000 What do you got?
00:25:50.000 I have someone being rude in a restaurant.
00:25:52.000 Really?
00:25:53.000 I got murder from 100 miles away.
00:25:59.000 As we've learned from Social media and celebrities and dancers and rappers, African American people of color are being assaulted, murdered on a daily basis.
00:26:08.000 I ran the numbers myself and came up with 20, which is shocking because about seven whites are murdered, 14 if you include Hispanics, which you shouldn't.
00:26:19.000 There's five times more whites than blacks.
00:26:21.000 So why are 20 blacks being murdered a day?
00:26:24.000 Well, when you look into it, you see that about 18, 17 of those black people are murdered by black people.
00:26:33.000 A couple are by cops.
00:26:34.000 Within those two a day that are murdered by cops, you realize they're not murdered.
00:26:40.000 It was a crime scene.
00:26:41.000 It was excessive.
00:26:42.000 It was not excessive force.
00:26:43.000 It was a dangerous situation where guns were going off.
00:26:49.000 There's 900,000 cops in America.
00:26:52.000 Most of them will go through, say, 12 engagements, we'll call it, a day, where they're asking, what's going on here?
00:27:01.000 What are you doing here?
00:27:03.000 And a lot of the times they'll be going into a crime scene, a robbery.
00:27:07.000 They'll be asked to go into someone's house where someone's acting like a lunatic and has a machete.
00:27:13.000 And so two will die in that.
00:27:15.000 Remember that video, 29 Ways to Die?
00:27:19.000 23?
00:27:21.000 It was all these different celebrities saying, killed for having a taillight out.
00:27:27.000 Killed for looking a cop in the ass.
00:27:29.000 Can you play some of that?
00:27:33.000 We're celebrities.
00:27:34.000 We know what it's like on the streets.
00:27:39.000 Alicia Keys.
00:27:41.000 Can you just pause it?
00:27:42.000 Alicia Keys black father abandoned her at a very young age.
00:27:47.000 She grew up in the Upper West Side going to private school, music school.
00:27:51.000 She was raised by a white Italian woman, but she's here to talk about racism.
00:27:55.000 Go ahead, Alicia.
00:27:56.000 To signal the lane change.
00:27:58.000 Just stop, stop.
00:28:00.000 Sandra Bland was a manic depressive who had had many suicide attempts.
00:28:03.000 She hanged herself in her cell after getting ornery, getting rough with cops after she did have a taillight out.
00:28:11.000 We've all been pulled over for a taillight.
00:28:12.000 You just comply, you pay the ticket, and that's it.
00:28:15.000 You don't have to start screaming at the cop and then hanging yourself.
00:28:19.000 Anyway, that video goes on.
00:28:20.000 I did a reaction video about it last year, and I found out of the 23, six were questionable.
00:28:25.000 Six were a little suspicious.
00:28:27.000 In all of those cases, the cops were being prosecuted for excessive force.
00:28:33.000 So six people die of spider bites a year.
00:28:35.000 Out of those craziest cases, six were real.
00:28:39.000 It's not a thing.
00:28:42.000 But we keep hearing it's a thing.
00:28:43.000 And my theory is when you hear this kind of death, this kind of murder, especially as a black American, but as a liberal who follows the narrative of black people aren't doing anything wrong anywhere, you need an explanation for this crime.
00:28:56.000 You need an explanation for this slaughter.
00:28:58.000 I got plenty of explanations.
00:29:00.000 Dem run cities, Democratic run, by the way.
00:29:04.000 I'm not speaking in the Bonics.
00:29:06.000 Welfare.
00:29:07.000 Welfare has shattered the black family.
00:29:09.000 And what you have there, welfare has said to black women, don't get married, have your babies without a daddy and we'll give you money.
00:29:18.000 You're incentivizing shattering a black family.
00:29:21.000 And now we have three quarters of black babies are out of wedlock.
00:29:24.000 Here in the Bronx, down the street in the Bronx, it's more like 80%.
00:29:29.000 And without a father, you don't have discipline.
00:29:32.000 You have idle hands.
00:29:33.000 And the next thing you know, you get into crime.
00:29:35.000 It's not racism.
00:29:36.000 It's boredom.
00:29:38.000 And that comes from welfare.
00:29:39.000 When you're on welfare, it's an unnatural situation.
00:29:43.000 It's like being gay if you're not meant to be gay, or being straight if you're gay.
00:29:46.000 You're just, you're wrong in your body when you're getting food stamps.
00:29:50.000 It's not normal.
00:29:52.000 And it was meant to be a temporary fix, by the way, not a lifestyle.
00:29:55.000 Here in New York, you have third generation Puerto Ricans on welfare.
00:29:58.000 Your granddad didn't have a job.
00:30:00.000 That has a lot more to do with crime than this myth of oppressive racism.
00:30:05.000 And it definitely has a lot more to do with crime than cops killing people.
00:30:09.000 But my favorite example of this narrative is Charlotte.
00:30:15.000 Charlotte was, remember the shooting in Charlotte?
00:30:17.000 his name?
00:30:18.000 Kevin something that was back in the Kevin Lamont Scott in September 2016.
00:30:24.000 Now, there was a woman there.
00:30:25.000 She had her cell phone out and she was like, Kevin, just, Kevin, just relax.
00:30:30.000 Do what they say, Kevin.
00:30:31.000 And then she's saying, the cops, don't shoot him, don't shoot him.
00:30:35.000 As far as the general leftist narrative goes, that was the evidence.
00:30:39.000 That was the trial.
00:30:40.000 That was the judge and the executioner.
00:30:42.000 Her ranting on a phone is what most of these people know as the truth.
00:30:48.000 The truth is, this man had a loaded gun.
00:30:52.000 They asked him to put it down forever.
00:30:54.000 He reached down into his ankle.
00:30:56.000 He pulled it out and they shot him.
00:30:58.000 That's what we train them to do.
00:30:59.000 As taxpayers, when we set up the whole notion of a police force, we said, here's the deal.
00:31:05.000 If someone attacks you with a bat or pulls a gun on you, shoot them so you don't die because we don't want you to die because we want there to be a police force.
00:31:13.000 So they're doing their training.
00:31:14.000 I believe in police training, there is a cardboard person with a bat that you're supposed to go, shoot with the little like laser gun while you're in your testing thing.
00:31:24.000 Kadunk, Kadunk.
00:31:26.000 This one has a hostage and you think she's guilty, but she's the hostage.
00:31:30.000 Don't shoot her.
00:31:31.000 You lose points.
00:31:32.000 So they're doing what their training was.
00:31:33.000 And all the time here in New York, you see cops going to trial for a baseball bat.
00:31:39.000 And of course, the public says, couldn't you just shoot them in the knee?
00:31:42.000 Couldn't you just peg her off?
00:31:44.000 Couldn't you just shoot the bat in half?
00:31:45.000 Yeah, I'm Jesse James with my heart pounding and my life at stake.
00:31:49.000 I'm just going to sit there and write, calm down on the wall in bullets.
00:31:54.000 That'll work.
00:31:55.000 It's Hollywood.
00:31:56.000 But anyway, some of the footage at Charlotte I thought was incredibly telling.
00:32:00.000 I'm sorry to go back two years for an example, but it's relevant because I talk to people like Dante Nero and he says to me, you don't know what it's like.
00:32:10.000 You don't know what it's like to be black.
00:32:11.000 You don't know what it's like to go for a drive and not know if you're going to come home alive.
00:32:16.000 I was like, Jesus, Dante, you're way off.
00:32:19.000 I don't think the facts and the narrative when it comes to police have ever been farther apart.
00:32:25.000 Honestly, I'm going back hundreds of years.
00:32:28.000 We've never been farther from The truth when it comes to what happens with police.
00:32:33.000 And Charlotte was a perfect example of that.
00:32:35.000 Show that woman, Dave, who was yelling at the Fox News reporter in the Motley Crew shirt.
00:32:42.000 exactly what happened on video so you can put it on the news right no we're on live that's what you're trying to find out if we got a video so you can elaborate out of it make a fabricated story right you want a video that you can base a fabricated story right Right?
00:32:57.000 All right.
00:32:58.000 So that's some of what you saw last year.
00:33:00.000 I don't know.
00:33:01.000 So she goes on after that.
00:33:03.000 What was that weird tug some guy gave him?
00:33:05.000 Was that like an aggressive handshake?
00:33:07.000 I've never seen that move before.
00:33:09.000 Hey, how's it going?
00:33:10.000 How you doing?
00:33:13.000 I might steal this.
00:33:17.000 What does he do?
00:33:18.000 That's the weirdest gesture I've ever seen.
00:33:20.000 But she goes on to yell at that reporter, Mike Tobin, I think is his name.
00:33:25.000 I'm not sure.
00:33:26.000 And she says, you don't know what you, you're saying it's dangerous for me to be here, right?
00:33:30.000 You're saying my life matters, right?
00:33:32.000 Well, I could be shot here.
00:33:34.000 I could be shot anywhere.
00:33:35.000 I could be shot going to the grocery store, going to buy some groceries.
00:33:40.000 And I'm watching it going, what kind of world do you think this is?
00:33:44.000 What kind of world do you think there's a man just like watching you get avocados going, looky here?
00:33:49.000 We got a Negro trying to get some avocados.
00:33:52.000 Not today, Negro.
00:33:56.000 I mean, that's like, I don't think the South has ever been that racist.
00:34:00.000 You've got to go back to like slavery days to come up with something that macabre.
00:34:05.000 And even then, that people would go, what, you shot a slave while they were grabbing an avocado?
00:34:11.000 Are you out of your mind?
00:34:14.000 I've heard tale of Australia hunting Aboriginals.
00:34:18.000 That's their world now.
00:34:20.000 As far as they're concerned, that's America.
00:34:22.000 And the scary thing about that narrative is I think it leads to more black deaths because you have someone going, oh, well, I'm just going to die.
00:34:29.000 Remember that macabre video?
00:34:30.000 I keep using the word macabre.
00:34:31.000 Remember that scary video, that guy who got out of the truck, an SUV, and he just keeps walking towards police and they're shooting him, shooting him, shooting him.
00:34:38.000 By the way, why don't you shoot him in the foot?
00:34:40.000 They shot him in the chest about 10 times and eventually he fell down.
00:34:43.000 And I looked at that video.
00:34:44.000 There it is.
00:34:45.000 And I thought, why did you do that?
00:34:48.000 Did you do that because you thought you were dead anyway?
00:34:50.000 Did you do that because you believed the myth that they'll never let you comply?
00:34:56.000 They'll never, even if you put your hands up, they're still going to shoot.
00:35:00.000 Did he do that because of the Mike Brown myth?
00:35:02.000 Mike Brown didn't have his hands up.
00:35:05.000 Anyway, I think this whole universe, this whole narrative is bad for perps.
00:35:12.000 It's bad for your average black person.
00:35:14.000 I think it's bad for America.
00:35:15.000 I think it's bad for cops, too.
00:35:17.000 This narrative has cops walking on eggshells.
00:35:21.000 It's made the hood more dangerous because cops don't want to go there.
00:35:24.000 South side of Chicago is a war zone because cops have been told they may not go there.
00:35:30.000 Another reason it's bad for cops is because when they're guarded like this and they're told they're evil, there's all this pressure from the city.
00:35:39.000 You need to fix these racist cops.
00:35:41.000 There was a great 60 Minutes where they made all the crime in the South Side of Chicago all about cops and stop and frisk.
00:35:41.000 They do that.
00:35:48.000 Yeah.
00:35:49.000 The irony is the opposite is true.
00:35:51.000 The lack of cops in the south side of Chicago is a big part of the deaths there.
00:35:54.000 So is welfare.
00:35:55.000 But another scary thing going on is I think all this scrutiny of the police is making it a lot more tense to be a cop, a lot more paperwork, a lot more HR, and they're able to joke around less.
00:36:09.000 And this is anecdotal evidence, but from the cops I know, I am seeing suicide go up now because they can't joke around, they can't relax, they're always being scrutinized based on myths of police hunting people, and it's making the police force, which used to be considered a noble profession, a horrible, dangerous, suicidal place to be.
00:36:33.000 Anyway, that's a hell of an intro.
00:36:34.000 But I bring all this up because for some stupid reason, I let my brother interview the only cop we've ever had on the show, Mike the Cop.
00:36:44.000 And I have a bad feeling my brother is going to botch this interview, and Mike the Cop isn't going to take him seriously, and it'll be a complete waste of a great opportunity.
00:36:55.000 Mike, are you there?
00:36:57.000 Oh, I'm here.
00:36:59.000 I feel like I'm looking into the eyes of a murderer.
00:37:03.000 I'm not sure how I got talked into this meeting with a Che Guevara wannabe, but here I am.
00:37:08.000 I'm not a Che Guevara wannabe.
00:37:09.000 I'm a fan of his policies.
00:37:11.000 Those are socialist policies.
00:37:13.000 In socialist countries, you don't really get police violence.
00:37:17.000 Yeah, you don't.
00:37:20.000 I guess if the police get to eat for free because they control you, then yeah, there's no violence because they already have food in their bellies.
00:37:25.000 Okay, I knew you would take it there immediately.
00:37:27.000 I don't want to argue with you because I know that a lot of cops are good cops, and I'm not going to deny that, but the ones that we want to fry up like bacon and put the pigs we want in a blanket are the ones who indiscriminately hunt African-American people of color.
00:37:43.000 Well, how do you expect them to meet their quota?
00:37:46.000 Okay, so you admit it now.
00:37:48.000 Oh, yeah, I'm not in any denial.
00:37:53.000 I fully support police violence and the hunting of all minorities.
00:37:56.000 Aha, so you've finally been exposed.
00:37:59.000 I want to show you a video.
00:38:00.000 Do you remember Charlotte?
00:38:04.000 I've heard of that.
00:38:06.000 Is that in Oregon?
00:38:07.000 It's in North Carolina, and there was an African-American person of color who was there, and he was handicapped, and I believe he was doing a crossroad puzzle, trying to get his brain to work again.
00:38:18.000 And cops came out, and they wanted to try out new guns, and a woman was on her phone.
00:38:24.000 She was sitting there saying, comply, comply, you know, take it easy.
00:38:28.000 And they laughed at her.
00:38:29.000 I'm surprised they didn't shoot her.
00:38:31.000 And they shot this man named Kevin.
00:38:35.000 I think we all did try to shoot her too, but I think she was just fast.
00:38:40.000 But you're absolutely right.
00:38:41.000 If somebody's doing crossroad puzzles and trying to better themselves mentally, especially if they're a challenged human being, then yeah, we can't maintain control if we allow anyone like that to better themselves.
00:38:53.000 So I mean, you liberals are all the same.
00:38:58.000 You want us all to be equal.
00:38:59.000 And I think we're trying to accomplish the same thing.
00:39:02.000 We're just thinning the herd so that we can all be equal.
00:39:04.000 This is an intense wake-up call.
00:39:07.000 This is amazing.
00:39:08.000 Can you play him the clip where the guy describes social media?
00:39:12.000 The thing that drives me nuts about the fact that you murder us, and when I say us, I mean people of the revolution, is that we pay your salary.
00:39:20.000 So we're paying someone to murder us.
00:39:22.000 Play the clip, Dave.
00:39:23.000 This has been going on for the last 50 years.
00:39:26.000 The only reason why it's here now in 2016 is because of social media is bringing it right to the front door.
00:39:34.000 Black men been getting shot all over America, man, for the last 40, 50 years.
00:39:38.000 We didn't know anything about it.
00:39:39.000 Through these outlets now, everybody is seeing it, and we're just tired of it.
00:39:44.000 We pay the police a salary.
00:39:47.000 I'm a plumber.
00:39:47.000 I'm a tax worker.
00:39:48.000 Did you know that 8,000 African American people of color are murdered every year?
00:39:53.000 Oh, that's it?
00:39:54.000 I thought it was higher.
00:39:55.000 Do you know how many are by police?
00:39:58.000 It's got to be at least double that.
00:40:00.000 Twice.
00:40:01.000 200% of the African Americans that are killed are killed by cops.
00:40:05.000 Yeah, that sounds, I think that's about accurate.
00:40:07.000 I was surprised that they weren't in that clip weren't.
00:40:11.000 How do you sleep at night?
00:40:13.000 Well, I'm trying to do the same thing you are.
00:40:17.000 Which is what?
00:40:19.000 I'm living the revolution.
00:40:20.000 I'm trying to eliminate those that don't want to be the same as us.
00:40:24.000 This is the revolution.
00:40:27.000 That's excellent.
00:40:28.000 I'm only shocked that there weren't police in that clip mulling down any African Americans while they were doing that interview.
00:40:35.000 Why would we even let them talk?
00:40:36.000 How can we all be the same if we let them live?
00:40:40.000 Finally, someone is honest.
00:40:41.000 You know, this is going to be a groundbreaking interview because it is so rare.
00:40:45.000 I hope so.
00:40:46.000 I hope so.
00:40:47.000 It's so rare.
00:40:48.000 Please are honest about your job.
00:40:49.000 You know, I was watching a video once, and it was about...
00:40:56.000 23 Ways?
00:40:56.000 Yeah, 23 Ways.
00:40:58.000 This is the different reasons, you guys.
00:41:00.000 And I understand you want to kill people who don't want to be part of the revolution.
00:41:02.000 And by the way, I get what you're doing there.
00:41:04.000 You're trying to trick me into advocating for your genocide.
00:41:08.000 Oh, there's no tricks.
00:41:08.000 I mean, we're all on the same page.
00:41:11.000 I think we want the same thing.
00:41:12.000 That's why I'm trying to bridge the gap here.
00:41:15.000 You're trying to trick me with fancy talk, and it's not.
00:41:18.000 I'm as liberal in my ideology as possible.
00:41:23.000 which is why we have to eliminate races that aren't mine.
00:41:30.000 I have a liberal arts degree from Carleton University and Concordia University.
00:41:34.000 I'm guessing you're barely educated, and you barely know police college.
00:41:39.000 Guess what?
00:41:40.000 I went to an Ivy League university, and I graduated with a degree in lesbian ballet.
00:41:45.000 So there's no way that we can do this comparison game all day long about who's more into the revolution, who's better qualified for the revolution.
00:41:58.000 And my minor was in blue-flowered horticulture.
00:42:03.000 So, I mean, there's, I have, yeah, I don't want to keep bragging about my pedigree.
00:42:07.000 That's not what I'm here for.
00:42:08.000 It's not what I was invited for, okay?
00:42:11.000 I'm here to basically bridge this gap and help you to understand that by the police targeting minorities regularly and publicly, we get to the same place that you're trying to get.
00:42:25.000 Huh.
00:42:26.000 Are you saying that in a lot of socialist countries like Cuba after the revolution that minorities were persecuted?
00:42:34.000 Well, I'm saying they ought to be.
00:42:37.000 Huh.
00:42:38.000 I don't know what kind of weird mind games you're playing here, and I'm not confused.
00:42:42.000 I'm just trying to figure out what the hell you're talking about.
00:42:46.000 Well, there you go.
00:42:47.000 How many black people have you killed?
00:42:51.000 I lost count.
00:42:52.000 That was even before I was a cop.
00:42:56.000 Let me explain something to you, okay, Mike the cop.
00:43:01.000 After the revolution, there will be no need for police because what we're going to do with the state is redistribute wealth and everyone will have a job.
00:43:09.000 The reason that there's crime in society is because people of color, disenfranchised people, trans people, gay people, handicapped people, they feel that they have no outlet.
00:43:21.000 And they get frustrated from the biases that capitalism brings to them.
00:43:26.000 So they lash out.
00:43:28.000 And then what do the capitalists do?
00:43:31.000 They have the police come and knock those people back down.
00:43:34.000 So I don't see how you could be part of the revolution if you're part of the capitalist nightmare.
00:43:40.000 I'm sort of politically fluid.
00:43:43.000 Just same thing with my gender.
00:43:47.000 It changes regularly.
00:43:49.000 And so in this moment, I feel like I just really identify with you.
00:43:53.000 So, I mean, I'm not sure what the problem is.
00:43:56.000 The problem is that you're playing head games and you're denying police violence.
00:44:01.000 Oh, no, the police are plenty violent.
00:44:05.000 There's no disputing that.
00:44:06.000 I think that's where we disagree.
00:44:08.000 We just enjoy the violence.
00:44:10.000 You enjoy killing people and you're admitting that?
00:44:13.000 I have to admit that.
00:44:14.000 The facts are obvious.
00:44:16.000 I mean, how could we deny it?
00:44:19.000 All right.
00:44:20.000 Well, I mean, the problem isn't socioeconomic, and there's certainly no issue with black-on-black crime anywhere in this country.
00:44:31.000 It's all perpetuated by the police.
00:44:34.000 I think we have the same goals.
00:44:35.000 We're just going about it different ways.
00:44:38.000 You know.
00:44:38.000 Oh.
00:44:41.000 All right.
00:44:42.000 Well, thanks for coming on the show, I guess.
00:44:46.000 It's great to be here.
00:44:52.000 I fell down to earth.
00:44:54.000 Jumping on tables is hot in the wasted community.
00:44:58.000 This was pulled over from pro wrestling, actually sort of alternative pro wrestling, and it usually goes very badly.
00:45:04.000 Sometimes they light it on fire, and the guy with his sports jersey that's polyester bursts into flames.
00:45:09.000 I assume he dies.
00:45:10.000 They break their backs.
00:45:11.000 It's not a very reliable thing.
00:45:13.000 And if you're a gigantic fat pig, well, it's even more dangerous.
00:45:16.000 Check this guy out.
00:45:20.000 You can barely stand.
00:45:22.000 What, you're going to fall?
00:45:23.000 No.
00:45:24.000 No, no, no, no.
00:45:26.000 You're going to fall.
00:45:27.000 Don't do it.
00:45:28.000 Don't do it.
00:45:29.000 It's going to go badly.
00:45:31.000 No.
00:45:36.000 Could that have gone better?