Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 29, 2018


Ep 135 | Memorial Day Special 2018 | Get Off My Lawn


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Gary Pinnis remembers all the brave men and women who lost their lives in WW2. He talks about the song, "Blood Upon the Risers," and how it's a Gory, Gory way to die.

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00:00:12.000 He was just a rocky dropper, and he surely shook with pride.
00:00:16.000 He checked off his equipment and made sure his pack was signed.
00:00:21.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Land with Gary Pinnis.
00:00:27.000 You ain't gonna jump no more.
00:00:30.000 Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die.
00:00:44.000 He ain't gonna jump no more.
00:00:49.000 Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom.
00:00:54.000 Is everybody happy?
00:00:56.000 Quite the sergeant looking up.
00:00:58.000 Our hero feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up.
00:01:03.000 He jumped into the icy blast, his static wine and book.
00:01:07.000 And he ain't gonna jump no more.
00:01:13.000 What was that one called?
00:01:14.000 Blood Upon the Risers?
00:01:16.000 Yeah.
00:01:17.000 Aka the Paratroopers Song.
00:01:20.000 A lot of military guys think it's glory, glory.
00:01:23.000 What a hell of a way to die.
00:01:24.000 It's actually gory, gory.
00:01:27.000 And the thing I love about that song is it's soldiers being honest, paratroopers being honest about the glory of war.
00:01:37.000 It's not glorious, it's gorious.
00:01:40.000 And while they get fed the Captain America about how, you know, men, you're going out there and you're heroes and you're fighting for your country.
00:01:50.000 That's true.
00:01:52.000 But it's easy to say when you're an officer and you're not out there getting ripped to shreds by shrapnel.
00:01:58.000 And these officers in that song say, I got the glory part.
00:02:02.000 I'm good.
00:02:03.000 I'm also not an idiot and I'm aware that I ain't gonna jump no more if I get all bound up in my parachute and hit the ground with a smack.
00:02:14.000 Can you pull up the lyrics to that song?
00:02:16.000 He was just a rookie trooper and surely shook with fright.
00:02:19.000 He checked all his equipment and made sure his pack was tight.
00:02:22.000 He had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar.
00:02:25.000 You ain't gonna jump no more.
00:02:27.000 Is everybody happy?
00:02:28.000 cried the sergeant looking up.
00:02:29.000 Our hero feebly answered yes, and then they stood him up.
00:02:33.000 He is crowded, jumped into this icy blast.
00:02:36.000 His stand-up is, what is it?
00:02:38.000 His static line untied, and he ain't gonna jump no more.
00:02:42.000 Keep going down.
00:02:46.000 Oh yeah, the canopy became his shroud.
00:02:50.000 He hurtled to the ground.
00:02:51.000 And then the last verse, the days he'd lived, can you blow it up again?
00:02:55.000 I'm blind.
00:02:56.000 That's why Tucker, by the way, you see his eyes going from right to left?
00:02:59.000 Because the teleprompter has to be this big because he's completely blind.
00:03:02.000 Where's some glasses, Tuck?
00:03:04.000 Move it to the left.
00:03:07.000 The other way.
00:03:11.000 He can't.
00:03:12.000 No, no, I want to see the last verse.
00:03:15.000 The riser swung around his neck.
00:03:18.000 Connectors cracked his dome.
00:03:20.000 Suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones.
00:03:25.000 The canopy became his shroud.
00:03:27.000 He hurtled to the ground.
00:03:29.000 And he ain't gonna jump no more.
00:03:32.000 The days he'd lived and loved and laughed and kept running through his mind.
00:03:37.000 He thought about the girl back home, the one he left behind.
00:03:40.000 He thought about the medics, and he wondered what they'd find.
00:03:44.000 And he ain't gonna jump no more.
00:03:49.000 The medics jumped and screamed with glee.
00:03:51.000 Their sleeves rolled up their sleeves and smiled.
00:03:53.000 For it had been a week or more since last a shoot had failed.
00:03:58.000 And then he hit the ground.
00:03:59.000 The sound was splat.
00:04:00.000 His blood was spurting high.
00:04:02.000 His comrades, they were heard to say, a hell of a way to die.
00:04:06.000 He lay there rolling round in no welter of his gore and he ain't gonna jump no more.
00:04:13.000 Men are singing this when they know they're gonna die.
00:04:16.000 There was blood upon the risers.
00:04:17.000 There were brains upon the chute.
00:04:20.000 Intestines were a dangling from his paratrooper suit.
00:04:23.000 He was a mess.
00:04:24.000 They picked him up and poured him in his boots.
00:04:27.000 He ain't gonna jump no more.
00:04:29.000 Folks, this is a Memorial Day special.
00:04:31.000 Well, we will do a meager attempt to honor all the men that have died.
00:04:37.000 And I think Memorial Day today is more relevant than ever because we're really reaching an apex of ingratitude in this country and an apex of apathy when it comes to other people's experiences.
00:04:54.000 I've even heard comedians and liberals say, I don't support the troops.
00:04:58.000 Because the normal thing to say, if you're left wing, the rational thing to say is, I support the troops, but not the war.
00:05:05.000 By the way, many troops, especially parents of troops, feel that way.
00:05:09.000 But I support the troops, but not the war.
00:05:12.000 And some liberals are now saying, you know what?
00:05:17.000 I don't even support the troops.
00:05:18.000 What kind of pig goes off to kill someone, to die? 1.00
00:05:22.000 And you go, what?
00:05:24.000 That's like saying, what kind of pig signs up to be a fireman?
00:05:27.000 Oh, here we go.
00:05:27.000 Michael Moore, I don't support the troops.
00:05:30.000 And neither should you.
00:05:31.000 Playing on these brave citizens and our armed forces.
00:05:33.000 They're soldiers and sailors.
00:05:34.000 It's an essay.
00:05:36.000 Oh, my God.
00:05:36.000 It's a huge essay on why you shouldn't support the troops.
00:05:40.000 And the rationale being, you know, look at Afghanistan, Iraq.
00:05:43.000 We went in there.
00:05:43.000 We made the Sunni Shiite thing worse.
00:05:46.000 War is evil.
00:05:47.000 How dare these guys go there?
00:05:48.000 Okay, comedians, liberals, can you explain to me a world where all the privates have a say in what war they go to and what war they don't?
00:05:57.000 Do we have time for soldiers to sit there and pontificate with their leaders and go, I don't know if we really need to go to Korea.
00:06:06.000 I mean, I think communism is a scourge, but I feel like this one might be too much.
00:06:10.000 Or the Falklands.
00:06:12.000 Remember the Falklands Island War?
00:06:14.000 I think a thousand men died in that war.
00:06:17.000 The Falklands decided they wanted to separate.
00:06:19.000 And that's not what happened at all, but that was the narrative.
00:06:24.000 What happened was, I think it was some guy in Argentina was caught in a sex scandal.
00:06:28.000 And so he said, To diffuse the media attention, he said, We're taking the Falklands back from Britain, who stole it from us.
00:06:36.000 The Falklands was an empty island when the Brits found it.
00:06:39.000 They threw some sheep on it, sent some British people down, and it became part of Britain. 0.94
00:06:43.000 They have British accents in the Falklands.
00:06:46.000 And it was never Argentinas.
00:06:48.000 So that was a lie.
00:06:49.000 And Maggie Thatcher just said, look, it's not a big deal.
00:06:53.000 It's not like the Falklands is sending us that much wool.
00:06:55.000 But the principle of the thing is you can't take one of our Commonwealths and just say, it's mine now.
00:07:00.000 That's an act of war, so I'm going to send troops down to kill you. 0.69
00:07:04.000 And she did.
00:07:06.000 Now, the narrative at the time sounded reasonable.
00:07:09.000 We believed that Argentina used to own it.
00:07:11.000 We didn't look it up.
00:07:12.000 This was pre-Wikipedia.
00:07:14.000 This was in the 80s, and we all went, screw her. 1.00
00:07:15.000 I remember my favorite band, Crass, had a song, How Does It Feel to Be the Mother of a Thousand Dead?
00:07:22.000 I have that seven-inch, by the way.
00:07:24.000 I think it's worth a fortune now.
00:07:28.000 Yep.
00:07:29.000 Sheep farming in the Falklands.
00:07:30.000 Sheep farming in the Falklands.
00:07:32.000 On here?
00:07:32.000 Anyway.
00:07:57.000 It goes on like that.
00:07:59.000 They're not a very musical band.
00:08:03.000 And I think it took about 10 years for everyone to realize, actually, the Falklands was kind of a reasonable war.
00:08:08.000 It was that Margaret Atwood was left with no choice but to go over to Britain and command the troops to defend that island. 0.98
00:08:17.000 The people there didn't want it.
00:08:18.000 Remember my dad, who's Scottish and they hate everything English, he's like, for the price of that war, you could have given every person on that island $100,000. 1.00
00:08:26.000 Yeah, but then Argentina would own a land that's not theirs and it would set a bad precedent. 0.80
00:08:31.000 And I don't think those people want to all leave the island and lose their heritage and lose their culture and their history.
00:08:38.000 Any Hizzel, the point is that war is amorphic and amorphous, sorry. 0.97
00:08:46.000 And it's always changing.
00:08:48.000 And our interpretation of history changes as time goes on.
00:08:50.000 And sometimes we realize wars made sense.
00:08:54.000 Vietnam, I can't find anyone who likes that war.
00:08:57.000 Although Pat Buchanan seemed to say on my show that it was a good concept fighting communism.
00:09:02.000 But we get perspective as we go on.
00:09:04.000 And many wars are a total and utter waste of time.
00:09:07.000 Many wars were good wars in giant quotation marks.
00:09:11.000 And the soldier's job is not to question.
00:09:16.000 The soldier's job is to fight.
00:09:18.000 So can we at least take one day off, a year, and recognize these poor bastards, the hell they went through and continue to go through for us?
00:09:32.000 I mean, you're not brave enough to use your own name on Twitter, and you are scoffing at these men who, for their job, is to go and die.
00:09:42.000 You know, I know all these proud boys who are getting in trouble in the military for being proud boys.
00:09:47.000 And one of them, this is in Quebec.
00:09:51.000 He was sitting alone with his buddy at a bar, and he said, I think a lot of women would be happier at home.
00:09:58.000 And they go, that's what the proud boys say.
00:10:00.000 And he goes, yeah, I agree with it.
00:10:03.000 This buddy of his that he drinks beer with all the time, and they were, by the way, on their own private downtime, he reported him.
00:10:09.000 Now, there was no evidence of the quote, so the guy just denied it.
00:10:14.000 And then later he was wearing our shirt, the black and yellow shirt, and they said, oh, you just proved it.
00:10:19.000 The previous allegation was correct.
00:10:21.000 And he's being kicked out of the military.
00:10:23.000 Now, there's so much going on here, but one of the things that shocks me about it is these men are designed.
00:10:29.000 That job is designed to go and die.
00:10:32.000 Name another job.
00:10:33.000 Well, firemen, yes.
00:10:35.000 Cops, sure.
00:10:37.000 But this is going into situations where you know you will die and you still have to go.
00:10:42.000 Firemen don't go into burning homes if they feel that it's too much of a risk.
00:10:46.000 If soldiers are ordered into the burning home, they go into the burning home and die.
00:10:50.000 So it's a very unique job.
00:10:51.000 It deserves a ton of reverence.
00:10:55.000 And in this case, we have men who are being hired to go and die and they're ratting out their buddies.
00:11:01.000 How are you going to be on the battlefield?
00:11:03.000 You're not a soldier.
00:11:05.000 You're not a man.
00:11:06.000 You're not a brother.
00:11:07.000 And you talk to these soldiers, by the way, and they never talk about the minutiae of war.
00:11:11.000 They never talk about what President...
00:11:17.000 He goes back to, I think, Clinton.
00:11:20.000 He's been fighting.
00:11:21.000 He fought for Obama.
00:11:22.000 They don't care who's president. 0.98
00:11:24.000 That's not their job description.
00:11:26.000 What they really care about is honor, legacy, character, and more than anything else, their brothers.
00:11:32.000 Wow, it says 88.
00:11:34.000 88 to 97.
00:11:35.000 88 to 97.
00:11:36.000 701 to 78.
00:11:38.000 That's another thing about these guys, too, is like Terry's marriage fell apart because he was gone.
00:11:43.000 He'd be gone.
00:11:44.000 Like these guys are gone for a year at a time.
00:11:46.000 I knew a dude, I met a dude who missed 10 Christmases with his parents.
00:11:51.000 He never got married, never had kids.
00:11:53.000 He would just like have a girlfriend here and there as he traveled all over the entire globe.
00:11:58.000 Unbelievable.
00:11:59.000 Can you acknowledge that that's intense, please?
00:12:02.000 And yeah, it's really an incredible brotherhood that few can understand.
00:12:08.000 There's a good movie out now called Den of Thieves, and it's Gerard Butler, and it's these ex-military guys who become bank robbers, and ex-military guys who become cops, and they end up pitted against each other.
00:12:19.000 And I was saying to a cop friend of mine, I go, you know the best way to avoid PTSD?
00:12:23.000 Become a police officer.
00:12:24.000 And then you're still in the intensity of it all, and you never have to, you know, adapt to society.
00:12:30.000 And he said, as military men often do say to me, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
00:12:36.000 He said something pretty profound.
00:12:38.000 He was two tours in Iraq, 10 years in the Middle East.
00:12:41.000 And he said, you want to know the best way to solve PTSD?
00:12:46.000 I may tear up here.
00:12:48.000 He said, this.
00:12:49.000 And he grabbed his daughter and he kissed her on the top of the head.
00:12:52.000 And he goes, this saved me from PTSD.
00:12:57.000 He said, if they all went in the police force, some of them would get overwhelmed and it could be a dangerous thing.
00:13:01.000 You have to be a beast.
00:13:03.000 He goes, I'm a beast.
00:13:04.000 So I was fine over there.
00:13:06.000 And I'm fine as a cop.
00:13:08.000 I can take anything.
00:13:12.000 You know, he told me a fucking funny story to get out of the cry zone.
00:13:16.000 He wanted to move up.
00:13:17.000 He was always very ambitious in the military.
00:13:19.000 He didn't want to become an officer, but he wanted to be decorated.
00:13:22.000 And one of the ways you get more privileges as a grunt is you do shitty jobs.
00:13:27.000 He goes, I'll do anything, clean latrines, I'm in.
00:13:30.000 So they go, okay, we have a pretty shitty job.
00:13:34.000 We do piss tests, as you know, you've done them.
00:13:36.000 And we need you just to go and collect the samples of the pee.
00:13:40.000 Have I told this story on the show already?
00:13:42.000 You collect the stories of the, collect the stories, collect the vials of piss.
00:13:46.000 And he goes, I don't f ⁇ care.
00:13:47.000 I'll get some piss on my hands.
00:13:49.000 It's just salt, water, and urea.
00:13:52.000 Just ammonia.
00:13:52.000 I'll just wash my hands at the end of the day.
00:13:54.000 Pea's no big deal.
00:13:55.000 I feel the same way, by the way.
00:13:56.000 Pea, it's poo you hate.
00:13:58.000 You don't get a disease from pee.
00:14:00.000 Anyway, they go, yeah, yeah, you do have to handle the things.
00:14:04.000 But the other situation here is a lot of the guys have been cheating and getting someone else's pee.
00:14:10.000 So you have to watch them piss.
00:14:12.000 And he goes, oh, that's a little less fun.
00:14:16.000 All right.
00:14:17.000 I guess I'll do that.
00:14:19.000 And they go, oh, here's one other thing, buddy.
00:14:22.000 A lot of these guys are using prosthetics.
00:14:25.000 They're using fake penises with a tube. 1.00
00:14:27.000 And there's a bag of like kid piss, just out of the movie with nail and eye.
00:14:31.000 And by the way, if you watch this show, I hereby demand that you watch the movie with nail and eye.
00:14:37.000 Have you seen it, Dave?
00:14:39.000 No.
00:14:39.000 Okay, you're fired.
00:14:40.000 So they have a bag up here and a tube, and it goes into a...
00:14:47.000 They're very good now.
00:14:49.000 So they have a prosthetic penis that they push in against their pubes above their dick and it has a tube going into it. 1.00
00:14:56.000 And if you've got a bit of a belly, you can convince the guy.
00:14:59.000 So what they told my buddy is, you have to really watch those penises.
00:15:06.000 Like, you got to get down there and really have a good look.
00:15:11.000 And this goes on for months.
00:15:13.000 So he would be staring two inches away from about 300 penises a day.
00:15:20.000 Now, that's unpleasant for any man.
00:15:24.000 I would guess a gay would like it.
00:15:26.000 My friend is not gay.
00:15:28.000 It's funny, by the way, too, how the far, far right says that gay degenerates, it's a thing that can be learned. 1.00
00:15:35.000 And if we show enough gay stuff, people are going to become gay. 0.99
00:15:38.000 No.
00:15:39.000 I could perform fellatio on one penis, and I'd be going, the 999th, I would go, I would never get into it.
00:15:49.000 And he looked at thousands of penises over many, I guess a year or something.
00:15:54.000 I don't know how long they gave him this, but he told me he's seen thousands of penises.
00:15:58.000 And he never got into it, never liked them.
00:16:00.000 But here's the funniest part.
00:16:02.000 You know, when you go skiing and you see the tips of your skis, you do anything sort of repetitive where you see the same thing.
00:16:11.000 When you're lying in bed that night and you close your eyes, you see ski tips going...
00:16:21.000 So when he lay in bed at night and closed his eyes, he just saw penises, penises, penises, penises. 0.55
00:16:30.000 Feel free to take that clip out of context.
00:16:36.000 We're drinking on Memorial Day.
00:16:40.000 But he got his promotion, and it worked out.
00:16:43.000 It worked out for him.
00:16:45.000 But I asked him, too, I said, these penises that you saw, they're all pretty much the same, aren't they?
00:16:49.000 Because I've seen a normal amount, like at the gym and stuff.
00:16:52.000 And for all these women who say, no, I can't get married yet.
00:16:56.000 I'm too young.
00:16:56.000 I need to experience life.
00:16:57.000 What they really mean is more sex.
00:16:59.000 And what more sex means is just more penises.
00:17:01.000 And I'd understand that if there was some that went like that, and there was green and orange ones, and some were curly cues, and some were like this, and some were like that.
00:17:07.000 Sure, I get it.
00:17:08.000 You mean with the guy forever?
00:17:09.000 You want it to be the one you like.
00:17:11.000 But my gut says that they're all sort of like, like they're all in a range.
00:17:18.000 There's a micro penis and there's an insane penis. 1.00
00:17:20.000 And I asked him that.
00:17:21.000 And he said, there's definitely racial patterns that go Asian smallest and that includes Indians, whites middle, blacks largest.
00:17:29.000 But generally, you're right.
00:17:30.000 It's just like, meh, so he got a good takeaway from that.
00:17:36.000 But the moral of today's show is that these guys have been hired to die, and millions have.
00:17:46.000 And on this day, we acknowledge that.
00:17:48.000 And I also want to have a look at, speaking of the Proud Boy thing, at some of the soldiers today who don't seem to understand that themselves.
00:17:56.000 We've got a lot of pussies in the military. 1.00
00:17:59.000 We've got a lot of bureaucracy, especially when you start going up and up.
00:18:02.000 The higher up you go in the military, the more corruption and weakness and cowardice you see.
00:18:07.000 And this is especially true in Canada.
00:18:08.000 There's a great book.
00:18:09.000 I interviewed this guy many years ago back in Vice days.
00:18:12.000 It's a book called Top Brass.
00:18:15.000 And it's about the corruption in the Canadian military and how top-heavy it is, how many bureaucrats and officers and administrators there are compared to the actual grunts. 0.95
00:18:24.000 And Canada is wildly disproportionate.
00:18:26.000 What's his name?
00:18:28.000 Scott, something.
00:18:30.000 Scott McConnell, I believe.
00:18:35.000 Anyway, that is the antithesis of what the military is meant to be.
00:18:41.000 The military should be from the ground up.
00:18:43.000 Everyone at the top should have served in the trenches.
00:18:46.000 And when you don't have that, you have a lot of apathy and a general disdain for the people below you.
00:18:51.000 And that's a very dangerous way to be because you don't see their lives as valuable and you're happy to send them off to die without a second thought.
00:18:58.000 And we saw this with the Halifax 5.
00:19:00.000 I talked about this on my old shows, but I'll just briefly recap this story.
00:19:08.000 There was a Canada Day celebration.
00:19:10.000 Maybe you have some footage of this.
00:19:11.000 Yeah, bring up the footage.
00:19:13.000 And they said it was an Aboriginal ceremony.
00:19:17.000 It was not.
00:19:18.000 It was an anti-Canada Day ceremony.
00:19:21.000 They had the Canadian flag upside down with the word decolonize spray-painted across it and dripping red, meant to be blood.
00:19:28.000 There's a sticker, Stickers that said F Canada all over the statue of, what's his name?
00:19:35.000 The guy who started Halifax?
00:19:38.000 You can see in the footage.
00:19:41.000 Wait, that's Toronto.
00:19:42.000 This was Halifax.
00:19:45.000 Stickers all over this guy.
00:19:47.000 There was Cromwell, the man who started Halifax.
00:19:50.000 He did have bounties on Indians' heads. 0.98
00:19:52.000 The Indians were kicking ass and slaughtering them, and they were losing.
00:19:56.000 So a normal thing of war is to have bounties to try to get civilians to take up arms against your enemy.
00:20:01.000 Cornwallis, that's it.
00:20:03.000 Edward Cornwallis.
00:20:04.000 By the way, Edward Cornwallis did this in England against the Scots.
00:20:08.000 He had bounties on kilts.
00:20:10.000 So if you killed a Scot, you would be rewarded. 0.64
00:20:14.000 You don't see Scots demanding Cornwallis statues being taken down.
00:20:18.000 They just went, yeah, the English were pricks. 1.00
00:20:21.000 So they're defacing his statue, which has since been removed, by the way.
00:20:25.000 It's in storage.
00:20:26.000 Here they come.
00:20:27.000 Here they are.
00:20:28.000 Indigenous.
00:20:30.000 An indigenous ceremony.
00:20:33.000 Oh, just pause it here.
00:20:35.000 I find this really interesting.
00:20:37.000 Speaking earlier about ingrates, and keep the picture up. 0.63
00:20:41.000 Immigrates, I call them, immigrants who come here.
00:20:43.000 They come here and they hate this country and they say it sucks here, right?
00:20:47.000 What's fascinating about the immigrate is he's actually adapting to Western culture. 0.99
00:20:54.000 If you want to blend in in Halifax, Nova Scotia and be liked and be seen as one of the crowd, you become an anti-Canadian.
00:21:04.000 You hate the country you're living in.
00:21:05.000 You crap on it.
00:21:07.000 And all of a sudden, you're normal.
00:21:08.000 So I call them immigrates, but they are assimilating.
00:21:12.000 They're assimilating to the liberal culture of their town.
00:21:15.000 So the irony is we bring in these immigrants and we say, oh yeah, can you hate us, please? 0.94
00:21:21.000 Because that's part of our culture here.
00:21:23.000 And he goes, no problem.
00:21:24.000 I would like to hate you.
00:21:26.000 This is Canada.
00:21:27.000 It is a horrible place.
00:21:28.000 And I hate America.
00:21:30.000 And I wish I could go back to Africa. 1.00
00:21:32.000 But I came here maybe an hour ago.
00:21:36.000 There's no more flights today.
00:21:38.000 I will take the next flight first thing in the morning and go back to my paradise, my bucolic village in the Congo where they drink albinos' blood and rape babies to cure AIDS. 1.00
00:21:51.000 But yeah, show that guy.
00:21:52.000 He has a thick African accent.
00:21:54.000 A flag that I'm not allowed to buy.
00:21:57.000 This is a flag of genocide.
00:21:59.000 Did you hear that?
00:22:00.000 Yes.
00:22:00.000 So this is a country of genocide?
00:22:02.000 You're living in a country of genocide?
00:22:04.000 I'm glad that you're not real bad.
00:22:07.000 So that's the Dominion flag of Canada.
00:22:09.000 The flag you see with the maple leaf is brand new.
00:22:12.000 That's like 1970, 69.
00:22:16.000 So that flag, Canada fought under that flag in World War I, World War II.
00:22:20.000 Those guys are soldiers who we've asked to die.
00:22:22.000 65.
00:22:23.000 65.
00:22:23.000 We've asked them to die for their country.
00:22:25.000 And they see a ceremony.
00:22:27.000 There's nothing indigenous about it.
00:22:28.000 There was one Indian there, and then another Indian woman who calls herself Chief Grizzly Mama. 0.70
00:22:33.000 She's just a drunk lunatic. 1.00
00:22:35.000 She shaved her head and stuck her hair on the statue.
00:22:37.000 She's not part of any big indigenous groups.
00:22:40.000 No one's ever heard of her before after.
00:22:42.000 And I know Indians.
00:22:43.000 I made three from scratch.
00:22:44.000 Indians never call themselves Chief Grizzly Mama.
00:22:48.000 There are a couple of female chiefs in North America, but it's remarkably rare.
00:22:54.000 And they act like royalty.
00:22:55.000 They don't go around drunk living in a trailer gluing their hair to random statues.
00:23:00.000 She's a social justice warrior is what she is, not a Mohawk warrior. 0.69
00:23:05.000 So they go there.
00:23:06.000 And by the way, our guys, those five guys, there was two Indians in that group, one of them gay.
00:23:14.000 And they, by the way, came from a long line of Indians who had fought on behalf of Canada.
00:23:20.000 People don't seem to know this about Indians in general, but if you go to any First Nations house, any American Indian house, above the fireplace, by the TV, there are always pictures of men wearing uniforms.
00:23:32.000 Indian men, Johnny Longclaws, McGillicuddy, with all his Marine gear on. 0.98
00:23:37.000 I've never been to an Indian house that didn't have frame pictures of military men on the wall.
00:23:42.000 And I think it's because tribes would have different divisions, right?
00:23:46.000 There's the medicine men, there's the storytellers, and then there's the warriors.
00:23:51.000 And so when a new country starts up around them, they go, well, my job is warrior.
00:23:55.000 I might as well sign up.
00:23:58.000 And they do.
00:24:00.000 But anyway, play some more of this because it's relevant to the day.
00:24:04.000 All of that was done with the Union Jack.
00:24:06.000 This is the Confederate flag of Canada.
00:24:09.000 This is Mi'kmaq territory. 0.95
00:24:11.000 This is not Canada.
00:24:12.000 This is Canada.
00:24:13.000 This is Media Fact territory.
00:24:14.000 This is not an African immigrant thing.
00:24:18.000 You don't have a Medicare care.
00:24:19.000 This is not an argument, white boys. 0.93
00:24:21.000 Well, it is.
00:24:21.000 You need to have respect.
00:24:22.000 You need to have respect.
00:24:23.000 Okay, that's enough of that.
00:24:24.000 So those guys are hired to die for their country.
00:24:28.000 They dared to go and very politely question people who had the Canadian flag upside down and defaced.
00:24:34.000 You'll notice the media doesn't show that part.
00:24:36.000 Those guys' careers have been ruined.
00:24:39.000 The few that are left in the military are left washing dishes and swabbing the decks.
00:24:45.000 And the thing that disturbs me about it is how quick the top brass was to flip on these soldiers.
00:24:51.000 They immediately capitulated and apologizing.
00:24:54.000 We had the Minister of Defense of all of Canada issuing a formal apology to Chief Grizzly Mama. 0.91
00:25:00.000 Now, I think he's Sikh.
00:25:02.000 So this is Justin Trudeau's affirmative action panel.
00:25:05.000 And he's not picking people who know any Indians or have been in Canada for any length of time.
00:25:10.000 So he's not familiar with Indian culture and doesn't know.
00:25:13.000 There's no red flags that come up when he hears Chief Grizzly Mama.
00:25:16.000 He just issues an apology.
00:25:17.000 And these guys are thrown under the bus.
00:25:19.000 Now, there he is.
00:25:22.000 So this guy's job is to decide what is an important mission where men may die.
00:25:27.000 And when there's a slight risk of just some embarrassment due to lies that lazy journalists tell, he immediately flips on them and throws them under the bus.
00:25:37.000 How are these guys going to fare in war?
00:25:40.000 That's what disturbs me, really, is military men without honor.
00:25:44.000 Because it's okay for social justice warriors not to have honor.
00:25:47.000 They're not in a real war.
00:25:49.000 But the military is in a real war.
00:25:51.000 And when they treat these privates, these grunts, these naval officers like human garbage, well, then they're more apt To let them die. 0.59
00:26:02.000 And, you know, we got a lawyer to write a letter of complaint about this whole case.
00:26:08.000 I couldn't get one lawyer in all of Halifax, and I did it with those guys.
00:26:11.000 We went through the entire phone book, every lawyer in the entire city, and not one of them would issue a pre-written letter that we had made in Toronto.
00:26:21.000 You have to file all legal stuff in that particular city, right?
00:26:24.000 Not one lawyer wanted to just file the letter because he said it would be bad for my career.
00:26:30.000 This is how we treat our men.
00:26:32.000 It's just, it's just wrong.
00:26:35.000 It's wrong and dangerous.
00:26:37.000 Anyway, let's try something new here.
00:26:39.000 Let's see how many officers we can watch greet their children after not being home for a year.
00:26:46.000 And if any of you cry, you're f ⁇ ed.
00:26:50.000 Gory, Gory, what a hell of a way to die.
00:26:55.000 Hi guys, welcome to a new segment called Try Not to Cry When You Watch a Military Homecoming Video.
00:27:02.000 Now, these people have been away from their children oftentimes for a year.
00:27:07.000 It boggles the mind.
00:27:09.000 I mean, a woman being away from her three-year-old for a whole year, that must be almost worse than being in a battlefield, being shot at.
00:27:18.000 I don't like being away from my kids for more than three or four days.
00:27:21.000 A year, I think I would lose my mind.
00:27:24.000 So when I watch these videos, I can put myself into the role of the military person, sort of, and I'm sure you can too.
00:27:32.000 And that means water works.
00:27:34.000 Let's see how long you can last, you pussy. 1.00
00:27:39.000 Jessica Lucci.
00:27:42.000 Hey.
00:27:52.000 And my first pitch was bought by Jessica's brother, Corporal Nicholas Rucci, who is an athlete from the U.S. Marines.
00:28:04.000 All right, that's not so bad.
00:28:06.000 Just a little moist.
00:28:07.000 I don't think any of you blubbered.
00:28:10.000 Let's see what else we got.
00:28:11.000 You should just have sort of a soft hue of moisture on your outer retina.
00:28:17.000 Your contacts should feel a little bulky right now.
00:28:20.000 That's it, though.
00:28:21.000 Nothing should have left the main eye area yet.
00:28:25.000 You wimp.
00:28:26.000 God, you're such a crybaby.
00:28:29.000 I'm embarrassed that you watch my show.
00:28:31.000 You're such a wimp.
00:28:34.000 Oh, boy.
00:28:36.000 When they're little, it's really rough.
00:28:42.000 Can you move, Dave?
00:28:42.000 Man of the hour.
00:28:45.000 Oh, McKenna.
00:29:04.000 I still haven't had one leave the chamber yet.
00:29:08.000 Still locked and loaded.
00:29:08.000 So that's three kids that are on the team?
00:29:17.000 Cheerleaders or whatever? 1.00
00:29:19.000 Everyone going nuts?
00:29:22.000 Okay, that one's leading the chamber.
00:29:26.000 Alright.
00:29:34.000 We're about to burst the cheat zone and go down to God.
00:29:46.000 My allergies.
00:29:49.000 There must be mice in here because I'm really sensitive to mice.
00:29:53.000 So this is a fake spelling bee.
00:29:58.000 The school set up so the dad, who hasn't seen her since last Christmas, I believe, can surprise her on stage.
00:30:04.000 It's not a real spelling bee.
00:30:05.000 They did all this so the dad could surprise his.
00:30:09.000 She looks like she's about seven.
00:30:11.000 And not seeing a seven-year-old for a year, you're seeing a different person.
00:30:15.000 Six to seven is it's like five years.
00:30:20.000 All right, go ahead.
00:30:22.000 The stage, the principal offering up words.
00:30:25.000 The first word is movement.
00:30:28.000 But this spelling is actually a ruse for nine-year-old Skylar Johnson.
00:30:32.000 Behind the scenes, C-R-Y, a very staff sergeant Theron Johnson, who she hasn't seen since last Christmas.
00:30:41.000 Only a couple minutes away, and I don't know what's going to happen.
00:30:44.000 I'm about to tear up right now as we speak.
00:30:46.000 Back on the stage, Skylar is spelling the word Sergeant.
00:30:50.000 By the way, just one thing, can you pause it?
00:30:52.000 One thing I love about these guys is they can watch a Taliban soldier who was trying to build a bomb, blow his head off right in front of them.
00:30:58.000 They can get shot in the leg and go, ow, that kills.
00:31:01.000 And then a kid shows them a picture of a tiger and they just start blubbering.
00:31:07.000 Because that little picture, that tiger, is what they fight for.
00:31:10.000 For a kid to be able to calmly sit in his nice, safe house and draw a funny picture.
00:31:16.000 Everything else in the battlefield, they just go, oh, ow, goddammit, that hurts.
00:31:22.000 He knows any sergeants.
00:31:24.000 She's dead.
00:31:25.000 And that's when Staff Sergeant Johnson makes his entrance.
00:31:36.000 Skylar, completely stunned and in tears at the side of her father, a man she hasn't seen in months.
00:31:46.000 How about your dad?
00:31:47.000 That was nothing.
00:31:48.000 I'm back.
00:31:49.000 I'm back on the tough zone.
00:31:52.000 I feel like I'm back now.
00:31:54.000 Okay, hit me with your best shot.
00:31:55.000 Let's do another one.
00:31:58.000 I didn't mind it.
00:31:59.000 I'm just glad he's here.
00:32:01.000 All right, this one's a mom. 0.95
00:32:02.000 Those are nothing.
00:32:06.000 Oh, my God!
00:32:09.000 Hi, mom.
00:32:09.000 Oh, my God!
00:32:11.000 That's grandma. 0.98
00:32:12.000 Grandma's really not coming.
00:32:13.000 No.
00:32:15.000 My God!
00:32:18.000 Women who have given birth and had families and, you know, watch their friends getting divorced, they can handle it better. 0.99
00:32:25.000 I'm fine with moms.
00:32:26.000 I don't cry with moms.
00:32:28.000 Let me see some more kids.
00:32:31.000 Here, Nico, tell me real quick,'cause I won't know.
00:32:32.000 Well, they know he's coming.
00:32:37.000 And I'll film over here.
00:32:38.000 Tell me what he's going to do.
00:32:40.000 So that'll walk through the SCP.
00:32:42.000 Okay, so maybe about five minutes or so, you think.
00:32:44.000 Okay, and so what are you holding?
00:32:49.000 Okay.
00:32:51.000 And what's your sister doing?
00:32:55.000 Maybe she wasn't even born when you came.
00:32:56.000 She just checked.
00:32:58.000 Does she really know what's going on?
00:33:00.000 No.
00:33:00.000 No, not quite.
00:33:02.000 All of a sudden, she didn't know it was going to work.
00:33:05.000 I can't believe you pussies are out there crying watching this. 1.00
00:33:32.000 You are sick.
00:33:32.000 Okay.
00:33:34.000 Thank you.
00:33:35.000 Thank you.
00:33:41.000 Scara.
00:33:42.000 It's just.
00:33:42.000 I mean, I'm just.
00:33:43.000 Hey, do you remember?
00:33:45.000 Do you ever see a guy?
00:33:46.000 Remember that video where that guy was going like this?
00:33:48.000 Because he's even women do it and he pretty much what you do, but it's you don't have mascara. 0.99
00:33:52.000 You don't have to do it.
00:33:54.000 All right.
00:33:54.000 This is getting ridiculous.
00:33:57.000 Let's do one more.
00:33:58.000 I want you to give me the I'm going to be a rock the entire time.
00:34:02.000 I'm going to be braver than anyone who's been in the military.
00:34:04.000 I'm going to be braver than the man on the beaches of Normandy.
00:34:07.000 Give me your D-Day of a homecoming video, and I'm going to sit here and laugh in the face of the loser soldier and his lame kids. 0.52
00:34:17.000 What is this?
00:34:18.000 Kid Mystery Book Palsy Walks the God for the birthday?
00:34:21.000 No problem.
00:34:22.000 do it Oh my finger.
00:34:42.000 I'll never forget, I'll never forget that won't stop me.
00:34:55.000 Let's go.
00:34:56.000 Let's go.
00:34:58.000 Glory, glory, what a hell of a way to die.
00:35:04.000 So there you have it, Ingrates. 1.00
00:35:07.000 Memorial Day is a fun day to have a barbecue with your family, get drunk, make jokes, watch your kids play baseball.
00:35:15.000 Be an ingrate.
00:35:17.000 Be a social justice warrior.
00:35:19.000 Be a trans-binary, annoying liberal arts fool who doesn't care about truth and just indulges yourself bitching about everything. 1.00
00:35:29.000 Ironically, when our soldiers went and died to keep our country free, they included that. 0.83
00:35:36.000 They included your terrible attitude in the spectrum of freedom.
00:35:41.000 It wasn't just so patriots can have fun on Memorial Day.
00:35:45.000 It was for petulant brats. 1.00
00:35:49.000 Memorial Day, these men fought and died for everyone in this country, including the ingrates, including Antifa, including the atheists, including the immigrants who claim they don't want to be here. 0.98
00:36:03.000 Not illegals, but legals.
00:36:05.000 They died for every legal citizen to be here, no matter what their political proclivity or even attitude.
00:36:13.000 So in a way, by you being an ungrateful little twat on Memorial Day, you're still honoring these men because you can't do that in North Korea.
00:36:25.000 You can't do that in China.
00:36:26.000 You can't do that in Russia.
00:36:28.000 You can't do that in Indonesia.
00:36:29.000 You can't do that in most of the world.
00:36:33.000 And when you include the West, you can't do it in any of the non-Western world. 0.83
00:36:38.000 So I would like to make a toast today to all the spoiled brats who don't recognize what this day is for.
00:36:48.000 This bud goes out to our heroes, but it also goes out to you, you stupid fing ingrates. 1.00