Dave Chappelle is joined by Josh Martin of the band AC/DC to discuss the death of Gene Simmons and the passing of Gene's good friend and former band mate, Billy Gibbous, who died after a fall down an escalator in a mall.
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00:00:33.000That's not one of those like This Is England on the last show where you really want to play it out to the chorus.
00:00:40.000That was Anal They lost their guitarist today or yesterday?
00:01:50.000They also have a sweet ballad called Hitler Was a Sensitive Man.
00:01:56.000And then, of course, their number three smash hit, You're a fucking c ⁇ .
00:02:02.000I remember working at a record distributor, and my job was, I worked in Montreal.
00:02:07.000My job was to go to the States, pick up all these records, and then take them up back up to Montreal.
00:02:12.000It's cheaper to ship them to the border and then have someone drive them over for whatever reason.
00:02:16.000You don't have to pay the individual customs.
00:02:18.000So I had to talk to customs guys all the time and talk about these bands.
00:02:22.000I remember there was the butthole surfers, and the customs guy goes, are these guys surfers that are just like complete buttholes, or are they people who surf on buttholes?
00:03:44.000Every time a musician, anytime someone who's in a kind of a popular weird band or any band or any kind of entertainment, actually, let's be honest, dies of a heart attack, I think cocaine.
00:03:57.000But one of my favorite things about Josh Martin is he was also well known for heckling Gene Simmons.
00:04:03.000Gene Simmons is the scary monster guy with a huge tongue from Kiss.
00:04:08.000And Gene Simmons was doing some super lame concert in Providence, Rhode Island.
00:04:13.000And he had the mayor or some councilman come out and award him the best guy in the world Rhode Island Accomplishment Award.
00:04:23.000Gene Simmons is from New York, I believe.
00:05:28.000I am officially honoring Josh Martin today on this show with a post-humis World Achievement Award for being in the most offensive band of all time and for heckling this boar at what was already a particularly slow metal show.
00:05:49.000Now, I usually read these proclamations, but if I were to do this proclamation with all the achievements, we'd be here all night.
00:07:59.000And one thing no one's talking about this, too, is she didn't just insult Valerie Jarrett, whom I honestly believe she didn't know was black, because the woman does not look remotely black.
00:08:07.000She insulted George Soros and called him a Nazi.
00:08:13.000He's been waging war on Ezra Levant for decades, ever since Ezra dared to point this out, the 60 Minutes interview where Soros admits that he worked with the Nazis in confiscating Jewish property.
00:08:24.000Out, in fact, and helped in the confiscation of property from the Jews.
00:08:44.000And said he felt zero guilt and said it was the best time of his life.
00:08:48.000You're allowed to have been hoodwinked when you're 14 during World War II, I guess, although 14 is pretty adult.
00:08:56.000But to look back on it with zero shame, that's the disturbing part.
00:09:00.000Anyway, Rosie brought attention to that, and then everyone started tweeting out examples of George Soros conceding that he was basically a Nazi.
00:09:08.000I don't know how you define a Nazi, someone who worked with the Nazi party in Germany during World War II and helped facilitate the deaths of Jews.
00:09:33.000I want to talk about this LGBT cripple who's mad that gays don't want to have sex with him.
00:09:38.000We're going to do a little video on that because we're at the point now with the oppressed and the obese and the unusual that they demand normalization and they demand they are lust and they demand they get laid.
00:11:05.000Lighten it up a little bit with the sort of dating world of the boars and what it's like to court ladies down there and eventually get married.
00:11:13.000And it's kind of interesting because these farmers, we keep saying from this perspective, leave, get out of there.
00:11:19.000And they go, would you leave your country?
00:11:49.000And his beef is that people don't want to have sex with him.
00:11:53.000He should be considered totally hot and popular.
00:11:57.000Now, cerebral palsy is a very unusual disease, about half a million Americans have it.
00:12:02.000As far as men, that's probably 250,000.
00:12:05.000As far as sexually active men, what is it, 100,000?
00:12:07.000So we have someone, and gays are about 1% of the population.
00:12:11.000So this guy is in the dictionary under unusual.
00:12:15.000I know it sounds bad to say you're not normal or you're unusual or you're weird, but when you get a dictionary and you read it, you go, oh yeah, you're not of the norm.
00:13:09.000I think that as LGBT people, we feel so marginalized already that when we see people who are different within our own circle, we push them off to the side.
00:13:35.000Lesbian couples, they stop having sex after the first year or so because you have to pull out too many toys and stuff.
00:13:40.000So they end up just being plump and they wear makeup and flannel shirts and Timberlands and they have nice dinners for their friends and they're very sweet, except the ones who antagonize Christians and make them bake a cake and have a wedding.
00:13:52.000Gays, on the other hand, are always on the market because men are always horny.
00:14:05.000I'm sorry that shallow men don't want to screw you.
00:14:08.000That's like going to the Jersey Shore and being obese and saying, here in the Jersey Shore community, because I don't gym, tan, and whatever the other one was.
00:16:53.000He's trying to pretend horniness is some sort of medical trait and he needs to rub one out with a dude and he's being denied that by some sort of evil prejudice.
00:17:04.000I mean, is there a thing called beauty anymore?
00:17:08.000Some people are less attractive than others.
00:17:11.000If you have cerebral palsy and you're already an ugly, small, gay guy, people aren't going to want to sleep with you.
00:18:16.000Remember when the Huffington Post said they're not covering Trump in the political section because he's just entertainment and it's wrong to put him in the political section?
00:18:41.000I think people aren't inclined to say yes to dates with me or with other disabled people because they don't see representation of disability in a sexual, hungry, desirable context.
00:19:28.000You need to be in movies For anyone to conceive of any kind of future.
00:19:34.000Ben Carson, he must have seen black brain surgeons to become a brain surgeon because there's no way you can just think of that on your own.
00:19:41.000You need role models, you need depictions.
00:20:29.000My experience at these shoots was that the supermodels there did not find me attractive and they didn't see me as a sexual being.
00:20:37.000And what I think we need to do with these models is recalibrate their thinking so they find me sexy because I'm very horny and I want to have sex, lots and lots of sex with supermodels.
00:20:50.000But they seem to have a problem with their definition of beauty.
00:20:54.000And they don't see skinny armed, slightly pudgy, hairy old guys who look like a pumpkin that got left in the back of a car in July.
00:21:04.000They don't see like a worm with glasses who's 5'11 as sexy as a super rich other model.
00:21:13.000And that's society giving them a bad definition.
00:21:17.000I want them to see this as gorgeous and to perform sex acts on me.
00:21:32.000Now, in the TV industry, here in broadcasting, it's not usually very exciting to tell your listeners that you've got a boar on the show, but this is B-O-E-R, and it actually is quite interesting.
00:21:51.000I want to talk to you for two reasons.
00:21:54.000One, you're a farmer's son, and I want to hear about the climate over there.
00:21:58.000But two, culturally, I don't think people understand the Boers.
00:22:03.000We're in a very simplified time right now.
00:22:06.000And the general understanding is that it's British people that had slaves in South Africa, tortured them to death, and now all they want is some of their land back.
00:22:53.000Well, I think we are basically cut off from the West in the whole cultural revolution that happened in the last century, especially in the postmodern times of the sexual revolution and so forth.
00:23:22.000You say you're the majority of the whites there.
00:23:25.000I thought every white person in South Africa was a boar.
00:23:28.000No, no, we also have Anglos here in South Africa.
00:23:31.000They are the descendants of the British who came here to colonize South Africa after the Dutch set up their trading post here for the East Indian Company.
00:23:41.000Ah, and that became, because that's a fascinating whole other story that people don't know about.
00:23:46.000In 1800, the Boers were totally colonized by the English.
00:23:52.000And at the beginning of that war, Churchill was there, the Boers were winning, and they were shooting, they were playing fair.
00:24:00.000But it was just guys with great guns on horses who could handle themselves.
00:24:06.000Whereas the Brits, they were so top-heavy, they were bringing gyms with them and restaurants and all this other crap, these big food tents.
00:24:15.000And they weren't mobile enough in the brutal South African weather and the rain.
00:24:20.000And the only way the British won was to have concentration camps for the Boers, to murder their children, to murder their wives, to burn their homes to the ground.
00:24:32.000People just, it's actually very racist just to see you as yet another oppressing white.
00:24:39.000Yeah, I mean, technically speaking, we never colonized South Africa.
00:24:43.000We came here with the Dutch East Indian Company and set up a trading post here to be a sort of a halfway house for the ships to farm here and produce food so that the ships can stop here halfway on their trips to India.
00:24:58.000Because back in those days, the Suez Channel was not open yet.
00:25:03.000So everyone who wanted to go from Europe to India for the spice trade had to go around Africa.
00:25:09.000And you stole all the land from the beautiful, peaceful Zulus who were stationed there already?
00:25:37.000I was also shocked to read that Bota, the first prime minister of South Africa, spoke Zulu, worked with the Zulu tribes, and the land that the South Africans originally acquired was acquired through negotiations.
00:26:25.000And just after he signed the contract to give the land to the then Fuertrakers, they killed them all in quite a dishonourable way.
00:26:34.000I think the contract said that if the Fuertrakers or the Boers went and they made war with another black tribe and they eliminated that black tribe and brought the cattle to the Zulus, then they can have that piece of land.
00:27:17.000Well, I think there's a bit of a very skew view on it in the world because as we know, mostly the countries that voted that apartheid was a crime against humanity were all the old Soviet bloc communist countries who basically just did so in a political move in order for the communists to take over South Africa.
00:27:40.000And that hasn't been good for us here in South Africa since the communists have taken over.
00:27:45.000But were blacks not second-class citizens in South Africa up until the 80s?
00:27:52.000Well, it depends on how you look at it.
00:27:55.000You can say the official policy was separate but equal.
00:28:00.000What happened was that we built all these cities here and we had these huge industries and farms and everything and our economy was great in this country.
00:28:11.000And we had all these migrants just walking over the Zambezi and the Limpopo River here to come and work because there were nothing else in the rest of Africa.
00:28:20.000The rest of Africa was basically people were starving to death and there was no food.
00:28:25.000So they came here and we said to ourselves, we have to do something to protect ourselves.
00:28:29.000We can't have all this, well, I guess you can call it illegal immigration in today's terms, but in those days, the borders wasn't as protected as they are today.
00:28:39.000So we said to ourselves, we can't have all these people coming in here and basically taking over by the mere force of numbers.
00:28:46.000So we had to implement a system to protect ourselves.
00:28:49.000But there was never any, we are better than you.
00:28:53.000There was only a, okay, we live separate from you.
00:28:57.000And we also built universities and schools and all that stuff for the immigrants coming in in their droves, as the so-called architect of apartheid, Tendrik Fevoort, described it.
00:29:07.000So they were like, the blacks were like refugees that weren't originally here.
00:29:14.000I think the best way to make an analogy with America, you can say they were like the Mexicans that come to America today are exactly how they were in those times.
00:29:25.000Okay, now let's jump to you culturally, because another thing people don't understand about the Boers is you're quite square.
00:30:45.000They've been cut out by what we call a ponga, which is basically a large machete with what you call it, ooks and stuff in it to rip out small pieces of flesh.
00:30:58.000Yeah, and they cut their throats and later they died.
00:32:04.000But the thing is, you can't prevent everything from happening.
00:32:10.000Like, if you look at the statistics, the farm attacks have risen a lot in the last five or six years, but the actual murders didn't rise that much.
00:32:21.000The attacks rose from about 200 per year to almost 700 per year in the last six years.
00:32:28.000And out of Those 700, about 80 of them are successful, and that's basically the same as six years ago.
00:36:28.000And then our culture also, in the way, it's also different that the ladies here aren't always that career driven, which I don't think is necessarily a bad thing for me, for example.
00:36:42.000My biggest dream is to be a housewife and the best mom and the best wife that I can be.
00:36:49.000And it is like that for a lot of my friends as well.
00:36:52.000Unfortunately, or fortunately, this dream always takes place on a form because I love the form so much.
00:37:01.000And for a lot of Afrikaans girls, that is the dream, the big dream.
00:37:06.000But just speaking out of my own experience, a lot of my friends have adapted these dreams because of what is going on with the form attacks and just how dangerous it is to be a former.
00:37:19.000Yeah, I gotta say, I've never seen a happier couple than a young Catholic couple who gets married at a young age and just starts popping out kids.
00:37:29.000It's rarely possible here in America, but it sounds like it's much more possible culturally where you guys are.
00:37:50.000It's just, I just had to point that out because that's part of our culture.
00:37:54.000The other thing I just want to say is like every time I talk to Renee, she always just tells me about how excited she is about becoming a mom and stuff like that.
00:38:04.000I think that's the most natural instinct that a woman can have.
00:38:07.000And that is what is being suppressed in the West by basically feminism and the whole culture of the sexual revolution and everything that says, okay, you should be a career-driven, strong, independent woman who just sleeps around with everyone for fun and then become a CEO of whatever company.
00:39:24.000But it's possible this could lead to something else.
00:39:28.000Actually, what happened was I started making these YouTube videos about the situation here in South Africa.
00:39:34.000And then she told me that she really feels it in her heart to do the same thing and really feels it in her heart to also stand up against the whole thing of foul murders that we have here.
00:39:44.000So that's the way that we actually met.
00:39:45.000And then now I'm actually just helping her to also set up a channel and start talking about those things.
00:42:45.000His name was Christian De Vet, and he said in Afrikaans, but it translates roughly to, I would rather live on a dung heap amongst my own people than in a castle amongst foreigners.
00:44:28.000Let's have a little look at Ben Rhodes, one of the most arrogant liberals out there who would not shut up about how sure he is that Hillary is going to win.
00:44:38.000Let's see him discuss Trump's victory the night of the election.