Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - Ep 140 | Trump Flips the Bird | Get Off My Lawn

00:00:18.000 Oh, live from New York.

00:00:22.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:27.000 And I had to start again with just my children and my wife.

00:00:34.000 I thank my lucky stars to be living here today.

00:00:40.000 But the flag still stands for freedom and they can't take that away.

00:00:51.000 And I'm bound to be an American, where at least I know I'm free.

00:00:57.000 Ah.

00:01:03.000 This show is devoted to those who are proud to be an American.

00:01:06.000 I often get, aren't you Canadian?

00:01:09.000 It's a sort of passive-aggressive insult that I've been hearing ever since I moved here in 1999.

00:01:15.000 And you'll notice liberals say it more than other people.

00:01:18.000 Right-wingers are sort of happy to have an immigrant patriot who's not an immigrate. 0.96

00:01:24.000 But you'll notice these same liberals, if someone is here from Sri Lanka or they're a Muslim immigrant and they murder someone and they've been here for, you know, a year, they go, he was an American.

00:01:36.000 Stop calling him, stop calling him Pakistani.

00:01:39.000 He was an American.

00:01:41.000 So brown people are American instantly. 0.99

00:01:43.000 White guys, I've been here for what? 0.66

00:01:46.000 15 years.

00:01:47.000 I'm still not American yet, I guess.

00:01:50.000 One day I'll learn that, right?

00:01:53.000 This is the front page of the post.

00:01:54.000 Trump flips the bird.

00:01:56.000 Says no to the Eagles because they're not patriotic enough.

00:01:59.000 I'm on board with that, Trump.

00:02:01.000 We got a jam-packed show for you today.

00:02:03.000 I want to talk about fat chicks, and that's going to take up a chunk of time. 0.96

00:02:07.000 I also want to talk to this guy, Stoner Broney, who was at the riots at the brawl in Portland, which was Patriot Prayer versus Antifa.

00:02:20.000 Odds and Rockers on the beach of Brighton all over again.

00:02:23.000 And he sang the song We Just Played For You with Blood All Over His Face.

00:02:27.000 And I just thought it was a very beautiful moment.

00:02:30.000 It was borderline-based Stickman moment where it just filled my heart with joy to see 20 patriots, 20 American nationalists of all races, by the way, plow into 200 Antifa of one race, white, and one class, middle class.

00:02:47.000 Oh, no, there was one Hispanic gentleman there named Lewis.

00:02:50.000 We'll talk about him in a second, sharp skin who likes to steal people's stuff. 1.00

00:02:55.000 And then to see them go into battle, get covered in blood, and sing proud to be an American while being crushed by a mob of Antifa with blood pouring down his face.

00:03:05.000 I mean, does it get better than that?

00:03:09.000 But before we get there, let's check in on the news.

00:03:11.000 Bikinis are no longer part of beauty pageants.

00:03:14.000 I don't care if you have a good body.

00:03:17.000 Look, they've already, I don't remember those sashes.

00:03:19.000 I haven't tuned in on beauty pageants in a while.

00:03:21.000 They have to wear a little sash.

00:03:23.000 That's irritating in and of itself.

00:03:26.000 But beauty is no longer an important part of beauty pageants. 0.64

00:03:29.000 You know that we're just around the corner from giant fat pigs at beauty pageants. 1.00

00:03:32.000 And soon it'll be a cripple who's like this, going, I want to help people. 1.00

00:03:38.000 And they'll go, you're the prettiest girl in the world.

00:03:43.000 Miss America 2.0. 0.99

00:03:46.000 Look, we have no problem with ugly people.

00:03:49.000 I'm ugly, but you can't be part of everything.

00:03:52.000 I'm not allowed to be the winner of a male model contest because I look like a hairy thumb.

00:03:59.000 That's just the way it is.

00:04:00.000 And to get mad at that is just insane.

00:04:03.000 Why aren't I the top bodybuilder in America just because I have Grover's body?

00:04:08.000 That's messed up.

00:04:11.000 Also, I thought this was interesting.

00:04:13.000 Michigan State physicist, he's the university physicist.

00:04:18.000 I guess I only have one.

00:04:19.000 He's been charged with having sex with his Bassett hound.

00:04:23.000 And in Canada, where I'm originally from, and I'm also Canadian, by the way, we have a saying, if you don't do anything all day, you just say, I just f ⁇ the dog.

00:04:33.000 And if you call someone a dog f ⁇ er, it means they're lazy and they don't work hard.

00:04:37.000 So I'm familiar with this act.

00:04:38.000 And Bassett hounds have got to be the least sexy dog there is. 0.91

00:04:43.000 If you're going to make love to a dog, there's some borderline hotties out there. 1.00

00:04:48.000 Like those ones with the long hair that look like Doris Day and have a long snout. 0.66

00:04:52.000 Bassett hound, I'm not sexually attracted to this at all.

00:05:00.000 You don't want to f ⁇ a hottie? 1.00

00:05:02.000 Come on, dude.

00:05:04.000 I don't see the sexual appeal in Bassett Hounds whatsoever.

00:05:10.000 Another story we've sort of been ignoring is this Luke O'Brien guy over at Huffington Post.

00:05:14.000 So he found this pro-Trump, anti-Muslim Twitter feed.

00:05:20.000 And her name, what's her name?

00:05:22.000 Amy Mech, made-up name.

00:05:24.000 And she has some virulent anti-Muslim stuff on her Twitter feed, including like a pig roasting a Muslim. 0.87

00:05:32.000 Nothing that you don't see liberals do.

00:05:34.000 Yeah, that's about the worst it gets.

00:05:35.000 And how many times have you seen Antifa like wanting to kill Trump or roasting Trump over a fire or murdering Trump?

00:05:43.000 So they find Amy Mecklberg.

00:05:45.000 I guess I'm doing it right now.

00:05:46.000 And this reporter, Luke, go up to the top headline.

00:05:50.000 Look at this.

00:05:52.000 Trump's loudest anti-Muslim Twitter troll is a shady vegan married to a brackets ousted WWE exec.

00:05:59.000 You know why he's ousted?

00:06:00.000 That ousted is an update.

00:06:02.000 They've updated their headline.

00:06:04.000 Luke O'Brien outed her and then called her husband's work, got her fired, then called the sister-in-law's bar and got them harassed.

00:06:16.000 This is journalism today.

00:06:18.000 Let's harass these people. 1.00

00:06:20.000 And of course, his article is just full of racist, Milo Yiannopoulos, racist.

00:06:25.000 I think I'm in there.

00:06:26.000 Proud boys, fascist, racist, just throwing the word around like it means nothing because in this day and age, it means nothing.

00:06:33.000 So speaking of diluting the word, these people are acting like Nazis.

00:06:38.000 They are outing people, attacking your family, attacking anyone who's associated with you.

00:06:42.000 This is a war on free speech, folks.

00:06:45.000 And it has a double standard.

00:06:47.000 You criticize Muslims, we attack your family.

00:06:49.000 You're a Muslim who attacks family. 1.00

00:06:51.000 We try to understand what makes you tick.

00:06:53.000 And maybe education will help us.

00:06:56.000 And also, last story I'm squeezing in here.

00:06:59.000 It is the, I believe, 14th anniversary of Kill Dozer. 0.61

00:07:03.000 This was a guy, white guy, who was closed in by, I think, a cement factory.

00:07:11.000 And he ran a junkyard, I believe.

00:07:13.000 I'm not doing the story very much justice, but the bureaucrats, the municipalities okayed a project that cut his business off from any kind of interaction with the public.

00:07:25.000 So he was forced to suffocate.

00:07:28.000 And this massive cement company cut the sewage lines.

00:07:31.000 So now he didn't even have running water.

00:07:34.000 They took away his customers, took away his running water.

00:07:36.000 Then they fined him for not having running water.

00:07:40.000 Can you believe this?

00:07:41.000 So you know what he did?

00:07:42.000 And this is right out of Animal House.

00:07:44.000 He built a Deathmobile.

00:07:45.000 He built a killdozer.

00:07:47.000 He added three feet of steel as a shell around his tractor.

00:07:55.000 And then he built his bulldozer, sorry.

00:07:57.000 Then he put bulletproof glass up and decided to destroy not just the company that shut him down, but the homes of the bureaucrats involved and the municipality itself.

00:08:12.000 Here are some highlights from this wonderful, empowered man.

00:08:18.000 This is called direct action, folks.

00:08:20.000 I am a real American.

00:08:22.000 Fight for the rights of every man.

00:08:27.000 I am a real American.

00:08:30.000 Fight for what's right.

00:08:32.000 You can't tell who's driving it.

00:08:33.000 That tree's got to go.

00:08:34.000 There he is.

00:08:38.000 Bye.

00:08:39.000 Factory in my way.

00:08:41.000 So he built it in his store, in his junkyard, whatever he sold.

00:08:46.000 Oh, it's a muffler shop.

00:08:48.000 In his muffler shop.

00:08:49.000 And then he just drove it out.

00:08:51.000 Like, he didn't have to worry about building an exit for it.

00:08:53.000 He just drove through the wall, down the hall, and then into the opposition's factory.

00:09:00.000 Destroyed them, and then he went to go take care of the bureaucrats.

00:09:03.000 Now you know that those bureaucrats will be a little more careful about how they push around in the future. 1.00

00:09:16.000 Look at that thing! 0.99

00:09:22.000 To no avail.

00:09:23.000 Even too explosive buttons.

00:09:26.000 So eventually, unfortunately, he died when he got himself caught inside of a building that his tractor, sorry, his pilldozer wasn't strong enough to get out of.

00:09:36.000 And that's when he killed himself.

00:09:38.000 Which is a very unfortunate part of the story.

00:09:40.000 Look at that awesome machine.

00:09:43.000 What a beast.

00:09:44.000 1776.

00:09:46.000 What's his name?

00:09:48.000 I should know his name.

00:09:50.000 I just know him this pilldozer.

00:09:51.000 I believe a band has come back with it.

00:09:53.000 I'm a real American Fight for the rights of every man Alright, let's bring it up at the end of the show.

00:10:02.000 We've got to start the show here.

00:10:03.000 We've got to go to the...

00:10:04.000 Let's do the Fat Chick video and then talk to our... 0.74

00:10:07.000 Mervin.

00:10:09.000 Marvin Heemeyer.

00:10:10.000 That's his name.

00:10:11.000 All right, let's go make fun of fat people and then we'll talk to our friend Covered in Blood. 0.98

00:10:16.000 Hello.

00:10:17.000 I am a skinny man.

00:10:19.000 I'm on a new diet called Beer Ramadan, where you don't have anything but beer until it's dinner time.

00:10:26.000 And it's working great for me.

00:10:27.000 I highly recommend it.

00:10:29.000 The beer gives you empty calories and kills hunger pains.

00:10:32.000 But as a skinny man, I am interested in the way we are perceived by the obese.

00:10:38.000 And this is a woman who's dying, as are all people of her size. 1.00

00:10:44.000 I don't not want you to exist.

00:10:46.000 You seemingly don't want you to exist.

00:10:48.000 But anywho, that's a whole other ball of wax.

00:10:51.000 But I thought, this woman's lucky enough to find a guy with a fat fetish, and she still has a lot to complain about. 1.00

00:10:57.000 Let's hear her say, I think it's like 10 honest thoughts on being loved by a skinny boy?

00:11:04.000 Skinny man?

00:11:06.000 Go ahead.

00:11:07.000 10 honest thoughts on being loved by a skinny boy.

00:11:13.000 Isn't boy kind of demeaning?

00:11:15.000 I say I am fat.

00:11:18.000 He says, no, you are beautiful.

00:11:21.000 I wonder why I cannot be both.

00:11:24.000 Just pause.

00:11:26.000 Does she not speak English?

00:11:28.000 The common vernacular with fat is negative.

00:11:32.000 And I assume that he assumes, that she assumes that's what she was going for.

00:11:37.000 When a woman goes, hi, I'm really fat. 1.00

00:11:40.000 Maybe a billionth of 1% of the time, she means, don't I look great?

00:11:45.000 I'm super fat in this dress.

00:11:48.000 Unless it's P-H-A-T, women never mean fat as a compliment. 1.00

00:11:52.000 So he was speaking normal English to her and trying to give her a compliment.

00:11:57.000 Not good enough, skinny boy.

00:12:01.000 Kisses me.

00:12:02.000 You walk over.

00:12:04.000 Two.

00:12:05.000 My college theater professor once told me that she's behind her.

00:12:08.000 Pause.

00:12:09.000 Pause.

00:12:11.000 He told her that she's beautiful and started making out with her hard.

00:12:15.000 And she is what? 0.96

00:12:17.000 A 3.8?

00:12:20.000 I mean, these fat people are just ingrates.

00:12:24.000 I know lots of fat people, fat men mostly.

00:12:27.000 And all my fat male friends would go, dude, you're not going to believe this.

00:12:31.000 Look how fat I am.

00:12:32.000 So this chick, I'm with this totally hot, skinny chick. 1.00

00:12:34.000 I go, I'm a fat pig.

00:12:35.000 She goes, no, you're not, you're beautiful.

00:12:37.000 She starts making out with me.

00:12:38.000 Can you believe that shit?

00:12:40.000 And I go, you're lucky, dude.

00:12:41.000 I wouldn't go, how come you can't be both at the same time, Roy?

00:12:48.000 Sorry, I just gave you away, Roy.

00:12:50.000 Despite my talent.

00:12:50.000 Go ahead.

00:12:51.000 Despite my talent, I would never be cast as a romantic lead.

00:12:55.000 We put on shows that involve flying children and singing animals, but apparently no one has enough willing suspension of disbelief to buy anyone loving a fat girl. 0.96

00:13:08.000 Just pause.

00:13:09.000 How can you not understand that?

00:13:12.000 Not only are fat women not deemed as attractive, and by the way, that's a rational thing. 1.00

00:13:17.000 As a breeder, when you are a young man, you want someone who's going to be around for your kids, not someone dying.

00:13:23.000 When someone sees a junkie scratching sores on her face, they go, I don't want to breed with that because it's dying. 1.00

00:13:30.000 It's a totally natural evolutionary trait to not find dying women attractive. 1.00

00:13:35.000 It's not good for the future of the species.

00:13:38.000 That's why in romantic leads, which are based on our ideals, by the way, you rarely see ugly people or people with facial tattoos or someone with no arms in a romantic lead.

00:13:50.000 It's not about suspension of disbelief.

00:13:51.000 Romantic stories are about us projecting our most fantastic scenario.

00:13:57.000 We're more handsome than we are in this.

00:13:59.000 It's like airbrushing.

00:14:00.000 When you see a woman that you're madly in love with, you mentally airbrush things.

00:14:03.000 You don't see zits on her butt because you're so in love with her.

00:14:07.000 We mentally airbrush women we're in love with, and magazines are mimicking that.

00:14:11.000 So to have you as the romantic lead isn't our fantasy.

00:14:16.000 It's not women's fantasy either. 0.58

00:14:18.000 And it opens a whole Pandora's box.

00:14:20.000 Now the show is about obesity and can big girls be loved and you've changed the move. 0.99

00:14:27.000 Now it's a shallow howl or a movie like that.

00:14:30.000 So that's zero for two.

00:14:34.000 Three.

00:14:35.000 On the mornings I do not feel pretty.

00:14:37.000 You mean like everyone else?

00:14:38.000 While he's still asleep, I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive.

00:14:46.000 For a punchline.

00:14:48.000 For other girls' phone numbers.

00:14:50.000 Just pause.

00:14:51.000 Now I feel sorry for you that you're a jealous psycho who doesn't trust your significant other.

00:14:58.000 That's my fault.

00:14:59.000 You get to be a paranoid lunatic who's ruining your relationship that you're very lucky to have, by the way.

00:15:05.000 And you even want sympathy for that.

00:15:09.000 That's like a drunk saying, I go downstairs to my bourbon and pour myself not one, not two, but a three-finger shot when I'm already hungover.

00:15:21.000 Yeah, you're screwing up your life, dork.

00:15:24.000 That's zero for three.

00:15:26.000 Keep going.

00:15:27.000 Four.

00:15:28.000 When we hold hands in public, I wonder if he notices the stairs like he is handling a parade balloon down a crowded sidewalk.

00:15:37.000 I wonder if he notices how my hands are made of rope.

00:15:42.000 Five.

00:15:44.000 Dear Cosmo.

00:15:46.000 Just pause, by the way.

00:15:47.000 Do you see that face?

00:15:49.000 She's probably Italian. 1.00

00:15:50.000 There's a pretty girl in there. 1.00

00:15:52.000 There's a pretty girl hiding in all that blubber. 0.97

00:15:54.000 And once again, by the way, her insecurities are my problem.

00:15:58.000 That's like you give some homeless man a Ferrari and then he does a poem about how, do you know the stares I get in this car?

00:16:07.000 Where people think a homeless man who reeks, who has his penis hanging out of the front of his pants because there's a giant hole there because he had a fire when he was smoking crack?

00:16:18.000 Who has one huge dread made of a loaf of bread and it's hanging out of the back of the sunroof?

00:16:23.000 Do you know the stair that I get?

00:16:26.000 Yeah, sorry, you got a car.

00:16:27.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:16:28.000 All right, go on, fatzo.

00:16:30.000 F you.

00:16:32.000 Oh.

00:16:33.000 I will not take your sex tips on how to please a man that you do not think my body will ever be worthy of six.

00:16:42.000 He tells me he loves me.

00:16:44.000 Hold on, let's go.

00:16:45.000 Just pause there.

00:16:47.000 So Cosmo has not enough fat chicks in it, yet they have sex tips. 1.00

00:16:52.000 She doesn't want to read the sex tips.

00:16:54.000 Gotcha.

00:16:55.000 Thanks for that honest thought, by the way.

00:16:57.000 Thank you for that wake-up call.

00:17:00.000 I don't want to read that magazine.

00:17:03.000 Very brave.

00:17:05.000 I don't read it either, by the way.

00:17:06.000 Am I equally brave?

00:17:09.000 Seven.

00:17:10.000 Wait, wait.

00:17:10.000 I can't.

00:17:11.000 Go back.

00:17:11.000 What was six?

00:17:14.000 Six, he tells me he loves me with the lights on.

00:17:19.000 That's a Drake song, by the way.

00:17:22.000 It's considered a nice thing to say.

00:17:24.000 But go ahead.

00:17:25.000 On seven.

00:17:28.000 I can cup his hip bones in the palm of my hand.

00:17:32.000 Feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.

00:17:36.000 Oh, hold on a sec.

00:17:37.000 Hold on a sec.

00:17:38.000 I thought when she said skinny boy, she was using vernacular meaning man.

00:17:43.000 But apparently, she is dating a toddler, a skinny kid.

00:17:49.000 Because they're starting out their life.

00:17:51.000 So she's with a malnourished toddler.

00:17:53.000 We need to call the police on this woman. 1.00

00:17:56.000 You can hold his hips in your palm. 0.86

00:17:58.000 What are you, LeBron?

00:18:00.000 How small are this guy's hips?

00:18:04.000 By the way, skinny boys, something's wrong with you.

00:18:07.000 You see these guys on like my 600-pound life, and they want their wife to get fatter and fatter and fatter.

00:18:13.000 Like their ideal is a thousand pounds.

00:18:15.000 So you want your girlfriend to die to satisfy your bizarre sexual fetish.

00:18:19.000 You're a sadist.

00:18:21.000 So lady, if you have any complaints, you should be complaining that you're with a man whose ideal scenario is that you get less healthy.

00:18:29.000 Go ahead.

00:18:30.000 Ms. Collarbones.

00:18:32.000 He doesn't believe me when I tell him he is beautiful.

00:18:37.000 Sometimes I fear the day he does is the day he leaves.

00:18:43.000 Eight.

00:18:44.000 The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop assumes we're just friends and flirts across the counter. 1.00

00:18:51.000 I spend the next two weeks replacing my face with hers in all of our photographs.

00:18:58.000 When I finally admit this.

00:19:00.000 But you can't do that.

00:19:01.000 Just pause.

00:19:02.000 Because she's not as fat as you. 0.99

00:19:05.000 And if you did that literally in Photoshop, that woman would be horrified to see what she looks like as a giant fatso. 0.95

00:19:15.000 So that would be really mean of you to do to that nice barista.

00:19:20.000 But yeah, the crazy thing about this is once again, her paranoia about her awesome situation is my problem.

00:19:27.000 In other words, she has it too good.

00:19:30.000 I apologize.

00:19:32.000 I'm sorry that you have it too good.

00:19:35.000 I'm sorry you don't feel like you deserve something.

00:19:37.000 By the way, that woman who thought you were friends, that's usually the norm. 1.00

00:19:40.000 Sorry, but usually when you see a gorgeous guy like me and a very obese woman, they tend to be just friends.

00:19:47.000 And when that's not the case, the guy tends to have a weird sexual fetish where he's a chubby chaser or he's into fat chicks.

00:19:54.000 Rarely is it just, I love this woman for her personality.

00:19:57.000 I know that sounds terrible.

00:19:59.000 Look, lady, I wish all love could be based on merit and personality and none of us had any kind of beauty standards, but that's not Earth.

00:20:08.000 So the world you're wishing for is on a different planet.

00:20:12.000 You can't sit there and rail against reality like it's some sort of evil monster trying to ruin your life, especially when you can control it.

00:20:23.000 It's up to you how fat you are.

00:20:25.000 You can't put on blackface and complain about racism.

00:20:30.000 Spend the whole night taking new pictures.

00:20:30.000 Go ahead.

00:20:34.000 He will not let me delete a single one.

00:20:38.000 He loves me too much.

00:20:40.000 The phrase big girls need love too. 0.94

00:20:46.000 Can go die in a fire.

00:20:49.000 Yeah.

00:20:50.000 Fing me does not require an asterisk.

00:20:54.000 Loving me is not a fetish.

00:20:57.000 Finding me beautiful is not a novelty.

00:21:00.000 I am not a novelty.

00:21:05.000 Yes, you are.

00:21:06.000 You're not normal.

00:21:07.000 I say.

00:21:09.000 I am fat.

00:21:12.000 He says.

00:21:14.000 No.

00:21:15.000 Loops around.

00:21:16.000 You're so much more.

00:21:19.000 And he kisses me.

00:21:23.000 What is this someone complaining about?

00:21:25.000 What a ridiculous video.

00:21:26.000 What a ridiculous video.

00:21:34.000 Far-right group brawls with anti-fascist protesters in Portland streets on Sunday.

00:21:40.000 There is our buddy Stoner Brody, born and raised in Portland.

00:21:45.000 Big Trump fan.

00:21:46.000 Big goth fan too.

00:21:48.000 He has a hat that says, Make America goth again.

00:21:53.000 And there he is getting dragged away by his comrades, as Antifa says, after they pounded his face in.

00:22:00.000 And why'd they pound his face in?

00:22:02.000 Because he was making fun of them.

00:22:04.000 He was using comedy.

00:22:05.000 And Antifa hates that. 1.00

00:22:07.000 They hate when you make jokes about them because they need to be taken seriously.

00:22:12.000 That is their biggest, their biggest concern is being taken seriously.

00:22:15.000 The second biggest is not being called a Nazi.

00:22:17.000 Then truth and all that other stuff and violence is way down there.

00:22:20.000 So your best weapon against Antifa, besides beating the sh ⁇ of them, is making fun of them. 1.00

00:22:24.000 Now, speaking of beating the sh ⁇ of them, Tiny, a proud boy from American Samoa, started a chapter down there on the island. 1.00

00:22:32.000 He's leaving Portland.

00:22:33.000 And he was Joey Gibson's right-hand man.

00:22:35.000 Joey Gibson, we all know, the guy we've had on the show.

00:22:38.000 We've had Tiny on the show too, but Joey's running for Senate, I believe, which is going to drive Portland insane.

00:22:45.000 But I thought it was funny how we got Tiny the Samoan and Joey Gibson, the Japanese man, being attacked by hordes and hordes of white Antifa under the auspices of fighting racism.

00:22:57.000 It's the 1930s all over again.

00:22:59.000 You got rich white kids picking on the colored kids.

00:23:02.000 Only the word racist has changed.

00:23:05.000 So Tiny's going away party involved going on a march.

00:23:08.000 If there was a nice big goodbye fight for him, that would have been wonderful, though I'm never going to admit that was the plan.

00:23:15.000 And plenty of fights broke out.

00:23:18.000 You got to understand in Portland, when you pick a fight with Antifa, and to pick a fight with them is to march for free speech or march for life.

00:23:25.000 If you have a pro-life rally, you're picking a fight with Antifa, if you can believe that.

00:23:31.000 But it's usually about 20 on 200.

00:23:34.000 And those seem to be the numbers here, 200 being the Antifa side.

00:23:38.000 But here's my favorite takeaway of the whole thing with Stoner Brody.

00:23:42.000 That's the guy you saw at the beginning.

00:23:45.000 After he got his face pounded in by a mob, no one-on-one for these guys.

00:23:50.000 They always wait around the corner and do a little jab, jab, ju-to, mace, mace.

00:23:54.000 Scratch, scratch.

00:23:54.000 And run away.

00:23:55.000 They're like rats.

00:23:57.000 This was his reaction to getting his face pounded in.

00:24:02.000 Where at least I know I'm free.

00:24:05.000 Come on, I want to give you guys forget.

00:24:08.000 The man who died that gave that right to you.

00:24:14.000 And I'm glad they stand up next to you.

00:24:22.000 I have a surprise.

00:24:24.000 We have Stoner on the line.

00:24:26.000 But before we get to him, I want to look at some more stuff because the fun thing about all these rallies now is there's footage of everything.

00:24:33.000 Now, it's boring as hell parsing through it all.

00:24:36.000 But once you do, and that's our job here at Get Off My Lawn, once we do go through it all, we can show you some fun highlights.

00:24:42.000 There's this guy, Luis Eric Marquez.

00:24:45.000 He's aged 46, married with a kid.

00:24:48.000 I don't know if he's married.

00:24:49.000 He's in a relationship and he has a kid, I believe.

00:24:52.000 Maybe that's his stepdaughter. 0.80

00:24:53.000 There he is.

00:24:54.000 He's a sharp skin there. 1.00

00:24:56.000 Very surreptitious little snakey rat.

00:24:59.000 And he seems big on stealing things.

00:25:02.000 I have two videos here where he appears to be, well, it not appears with Stoner's hat, but appears with something else.

00:25:09.000 He likes to steal stuff and run away like a little magpie.

00:25:13.000 Isn't that what those birds are?

00:25:14.000 The ones that steal jewelry? 0.99

00:25:17.000 So let's just start with watching Stoner get arrested for being beaten up.

00:25:22.000 That was a strange one.

00:25:23.000 Gateway Pundit did an article about the hypocrisy of that situation.

00:25:26.000 Go ahead.

00:25:28.000 Stoner Brody, I'm Mike.

00:25:29.000 How you doing?

00:25:29.000 All right, guys, check it out.

00:25:35.000 Who is the guy in the suit?

00:25:36.000 I think that's his friend.

00:25:38.000 They were sort of doing performance art.

00:25:44.000 If Tomorrow Walt!

00:25:48.000 If Tomorrow Walt!

00:25:51.000 There he is.

00:25:51.000 There's Lewis.

00:25:55.000 Look at Lewis creeping up on him.

00:25:57.000 He's there to take his hat.

00:25:59.000 Look, he finally Gets the courage and then, whoosh, he runs away.

00:26:03.000 He walks away.

00:26:05.000 And then, when Stoner goes to get his hat back, his stolen merchandise, that's when they start laying the punches in.

00:26:15.000 What a weird plan.

00:26:16.000 Can you show up with a suit on and just hold me the whole time?

00:26:21.000 Wearing a bow tie?

00:26:24.000 I'm getting my hat!

00:26:26.000 I'm getting my hat!

00:26:28.000 Jabroni!

00:26:29.000 I'm getting my hat!

00:26:31.000 I'm getting my hat!

00:26:33.000 That's the right attitude to have when you're fighting him up.

00:26:36.000 I'm getting my hat.

00:26:37.000 Okay, go to 452.

00:26:39.000 There's another angle of him singing that song.

00:26:43.000 Maybe I'm getting a little superfluous here.

00:26:45.000 So you can sort of see who...

00:26:49.000 Lewis has a cigarette in his hand, which I assume is some sort of passive-aggressive little needly weapon you can use, where you pretend you're just having a cigarette and then maybe burn the guy a little bit.

00:27:03.000 He's sharp skinned. 0.99

00:27:04.000 When I was a kid, sharp skins and skins used to fight one-on-one. 0.86

00:27:08.000 Not in cigarettes to someone.

00:27:14.000 And then go to six o'clock.

00:27:16.000 Go to six minutes in, where he drinks his blood.

00:27:19.000 We'll ask him about that.

00:27:21.000 And he gets up.

00:27:22.000 Look at that.

00:27:23.000 He's the best.

00:27:25.000 This is our side.

00:27:26.000 Smile.

00:27:34.000 Wow.

00:27:35.000 That's beautiful.

00:27:37.000 And then 1151, he's trying to record them.

00:27:40.000 It's kind of annoying to see everyone on their phone all the time, but in this case, he's trying to record them.

00:27:44.000 And he points out they're all crazy Christians.

00:27:45.000 And just stop, stop, stop.

00:27:47.000 Look how mad they get.

00:27:49.000 Because I think not only are they heavily populated by women, but they have a very sort of children of single mom mentality, so they hate being insulted. 0.87

00:27:57.000 They get catty.

00:27:58.000 They're like mean girls. 1.00

00:27:59.000 They're like the bitchy girls in high school. 1.00

00:28:01.000 But you may have to turn this up to hear them.

00:28:04.000 Look at this crowd I've attracted around.

00:28:06.000 Yeah, turn it way up.

00:28:07.000 You're like Marilyn Manson and you're the crazy Christians. 1.00

00:28:09.000 You're like a bunch of crazy Christians. 1.00

00:28:11.000 You're like Marilyn Manson.

00:28:12.000 There's Louis again still stalking him.

00:28:16.000 You hate him wherever upstate New York?

00:28:19.000 I don't think he's ever been to California.

00:28:22.000 That guy's my ass. 0.94

00:28:26.000 I am from Felony Flats, Southeast 82nd, born and raised.

00:28:31.000 Anyway, he's saying go back to California.

00:28:33.000 And instead of them, you know, fighting him or shoving him, they just go, that guy's never even been to California.

00:28:40.000 We're actually fighting for everybody instead of just one group of people.

00:28:44.000 What is she fighting?

00:28:45.000 She's 290 pounds. 1.00

00:28:48.000 Two protests scheduled for the same day.

00:28:50.000 Oh, I see some black and yellow in there.

00:28:52.000 Can they hear it?

00:28:53.000 Because I can't.

00:28:53.000 Welcome to Coin6 News at 11.

00:28:55.000 I'm Trevor Rawls.

00:28:56.000 Antifa protesters battled it out with members of Patriot Prayer.

00:28:59.000 And if this feels familiar, it should.

00:29:02.000 Today's events stem from a protest that happened a year ago.

00:29:05.000 This was the scene in 2017 when thousands of pro-Trump demonstrators and counter-protesters converged in downtown Portland.

00:29:13.000 Last year, Trump supporters planned a free speech rally for the United States.

00:29:15.000 Portal used to be cool.

00:29:16.000 Joe Golden just said that the family was instructed federal agents to revoke the sense of danger.

00:29:24.000 The group showed up anyway, and so did counter-protesters.

00:29:28.000 Ultimately, police used smoke bombs and rubber bullets to disperse those crowds.

00:29:32.000 They confiscated several weapons, and a total of 15 people were arrested.

00:29:37.000 Now, that was then this year.

00:29:39.000 That's what they look like without their masks.

00:29:41.000 You know what they look like without their masks?

00:29:43.000 Rich kids compared to last year's protests.

00:29:45.000 By the way, you notice they're all white.

00:29:50.000 4.2 either side, so the numbers were down.

00:29:53.000 BUT THOSE WHO WERE AT THE RALLIES REALLY GOT INTO IT.

00:29:57.000 *Loud screaming*

00:30:07.000 It was a challenge to separate Antifa and the Patriot Prayer group.

00:30:11.000 What are they fighting about?

00:30:14.000 Patriot Prayer are Christians who are angered by Antifa's control of the city, by these insane so-called anarchists who are really just communists that want to terrorize normal people. 0.77

00:30:29.000 That's what the fight is.

00:30:31.000 And you know why Antifa's there?

00:30:32.000 Because they don't like that someone doesn't like them.

00:30:34.000 That's it.

00:30:35.000 It's not like there's a big debate about capital punishment or when Joey does his pro-life rally, it's not like these people are going to be there saying, well, the baby at 22 weeks is a viable life source, but I think you should still be having abortion at maybe 30 weeks.

00:30:51.000 There's no intellect behind any of this.

00:30:53.000 It's just the mods and the rockers on Brighton Beach.

00:30:57.000 All right.

00:30:58.000 Let's show this Fox News footage, and then we'll get to talking to Stoner about what happened there.

00:31:05.000 Okay, stop, stop, stop.

00:31:06.000 So this is interesting because you see our friend Louis Eric Marquez allegedly stealing camera equipment from a cameraman and then another Antifa guy grabs the sort of stick he uses to film, grabs that from him, and starts beating the old man.

00:31:23.000 And then we end it with Stoner.

00:31:24.000 Check out this great jam-packed superclip.

00:31:30.000 So coming around the corner is our boy.

00:31:32.000 There he is.

00:31:33.000 There's Lewis.

00:31:34.000 Running, and he's got the camera.

00:31:36.000 That's an expensive camera.

00:31:38.000 Then the old man goes down, young guy with a beard gets him, takes his tripod thing, starts whacking him in the head, and then drops it and runs away.

00:31:48.000 But it's not over yet.

00:31:50.000 It keeps going.

00:31:51.000 So our guys pick up the old man, and then we swing over to our old pal Stoneman, who's getting beaten again.

00:32:01.000 He gets dragged away.

00:32:03.000 And he gives him the finger as he gets dragged.

00:32:11.000 What a mess, huh?

00:32:13.000 What do these people disagree about?

00:32:15.000 This is just, and I'm totally supporting Joey and everyone, but this is tiny exposing the left as in it for fashion.

00:32:24.000 You're really trying to push this into me.

00:32:28.000 Really?

00:32:29.000 Where's your commander?

00:32:31.000 No, we're the commander.

00:32:34.000 It looks like the police were trying to push our guys into Antifa.

00:32:37.000 I'd want to do that too if I was a cop, especially if Tiny is on the opposing side.

00:32:42.000 All right, we're running out of time here.

00:32:44.000 Okay, one more.

00:32:45.000 One more.

00:32:46.000 This is the winner.

00:32:47.000 This is the ideal scenario.

00:32:49.000 Take it away.

00:32:52.000 So they've got a flag.

00:32:53.000 Antifa's trying to take the flag.

00:32:55.000 Tiny's getting some good punches in there.

00:32:57.000 Black guy, by the way, black guy on our side being fought by rich white guys.

00:33:01.000 He's holding on to the American flag.

00:33:03.000 Boom! 0.99

00:33:04.000 Nails a dude in the head, and he hits his head against a pole.

00:33:08.000 Can we see that again, please?

00:33:09.000 Yeah, like this.

00:33:10.000 Boom! 0.99

00:33:12.000 That's a rare punch.

00:33:14.000 A punch to the head that then ricochets off a pole.

00:33:17.000 As a puncher, that's your ideal scenario.

00:33:19.000 The only time I've seen that ever in my life before was Lord Isaac from DMS after some hipster kid told him to F off and called him a wigger, and he just went and the head went bang and then against the wall and he was out.

00:33:32.000 But keep going.

00:33:32.000 That still gets good.

00:33:34.000 Proud to be an American, or at least I know.

00:33:40.000 Look, long hair is still back in it.

00:33:43.000 He's got no glass jaw.

00:33:44.000 You gotta hand that to him.

00:33:46.000 I think there's my dad in there still putting up a bigger fight than Antifa.

00:33:50.000 Anyway, I'm sorry.

00:33:51.000 That was a very long intro, but I'm fascinated by this kind of stuff because it really exposes what's going on here with the left.

00:33:58.000 And the left has no policy.

00:34:00.000 This is why Hillary lost. 1.00

00:34:02.000 There's no heart there.

00:34:03.000 There's no substance.

00:34:04.000 It's just meh.

00:34:06.000 And it's fun to see one of our guys go in there, get bloody, and beat them at their own game by singing Lee Greenwood.

00:34:14.000 Let's talk to Brony right now.

00:34:16.000 Stoner Brony, are you there?

00:34:18.000 I am here.

00:34:19.000 How you doing?

00:34:21.000 Doing good.

00:34:22.000 A little rocked after the last 48 hours, but, you know, things have settled down.

00:34:26.000 Got all my charges dismissed.

00:34:29.000 And, you know, it's on from here.

00:34:31.000 You look like you're in an abusive relationship.

00:34:34.000 Yeah.

00:34:35.000 Well, if Portland was one big family, I would say Antifa would be kind of the role of the alcoholic father, you know?

00:34:49.000 Yeah.

00:34:50.000 Taking it out on the rest of us.

00:34:52.000 So what was the big protest about?

00:34:53.000 Was it just a big going away party for Tiny?

00:34:58.000 There was a Patriot Prayer rally that was going on.

00:35:03.000 This had only been about my third protest I had been to.

00:35:08.000 I was started attending them as a favor to a friend of mine who was Iraq and Afghanistan veteran.

00:35:18.000 And he was just, hey, come march with me.

00:35:21.000 I don't want to do this alone.

00:35:23.000 And we had been to some kind of lower key protest in the past.

00:35:32.000 And Antifa was there, but they were kind of more on the, you know, they were like little paparazzi where they were just kind of going around trying to intimidate people.

00:35:43.000 But, you know, my previous experiences with Antifa is like, okay, they were these skinny little vegan Star Wars nerds, you know, trying to live out their Rage Against the Machine music video fantasies.

00:35:56.000 And it's like, okay, maybe, you know, Antifa's not what, you know, they kind of propped themselves up to be.

00:36:05.000 But, you know, it was, you know, I think there is a little bit more of a hype to Antifa.

00:36:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:36:16.000 Well, watching it.

00:36:16.000 We were just watching some of the videos.

00:36:18.000 We saw the guy who seemed to think taking your hat was robbing the Federal Reserve.

00:36:24.000 I mean, he was so careful.

00:36:27.000 Yeah, well, that hat was the previous protest we had gone to, that hat was kind of, I was very kind of guarded on that hat.

00:36:38.000 You know, I just, I made my little Make America Goth Again hat at the embroidery shop at the mall.

00:36:45.000 Oh, that's kind of your mantra, right?

00:36:47.000 Make America Goth Again? 0.82

00:36:48.000 Yeah.

00:36:50.000 Yeah, you know, I am, you know, you can be into goth culture and live in a blue state and, you know, be a Republican like I am.

00:37:01.000 You know?

00:37:02.000 You know, what some people have been talking about doing is you take a MAGA hat, whether it's a fun one that you make or the original, and you put AIDS all over it. 0.57

00:37:10.000 And then you go, maybe have plastic lining so it doesn't get on your head.

00:37:14.000 And then you go into the rally and then they take the AIDS hat.

00:37:19.000 That's actually a good idea.

00:37:20.000 I am going to start this kind of just rumor that that hat has a curse on it.

00:37:25.000 So people are going to be like, oh, I don't want to touch it.

00:37:29.000 You should have put smallpox on it.

00:37:31.000 Yeah.

00:37:32.000 Yeah.

00:37:34.000 One of my favorite things, and the reason I asked you to come on the show was it was so fun watching you covered in blood, not panicking and not doing that thing everyone does now where they go, police, that's assault, police.

00:37:47.000 You were singing, proud to be an American.

00:37:51.000 That was wonderful.

00:37:55.000 I did.

00:37:56.000 You know, I will say, you know, things kind of set in when they got me into holding, but I really don't think I gave them an ounce of fear when I was coming into that.

00:38:09.000 Yeah, to do it.

00:38:11.000 Well, and then when I realized I was bleeding, I was like up on the stairs there, and I realized I was bleeding, I wiped the blood away, and I did the old Bruce Lee where I went, and they were all, you gave yourself figs.

00:38:29.000 So before we go, we're just running out of time here.

00:38:32.000 We haven't even got what exactly happened.

00:38:34.000 So how did you get those black guys? 1.00

00:38:36.000 What was the exact playout of the violence?

00:38:40.000 Okay, so me and my buddy, we're kind of just going off and doing dry runs for some web content we were going to do as soon as we got some video equipment going.

00:38:53.000 And before our kind of motto was, it's like, okay, we're going to be happy Warriors.

00:38:58.000 We're going to have a good time.

00:39:00.000 And maybe the thing that had worked in the past was that we would like annoy people away.

00:39:09.000 And, you know, in like a very kind of like Tom Green kind of way.

00:39:13.000 It was just, we would have such a good time.

00:39:16.000 You know, we would just like have such a better time than they were.

00:39:19.000 And they would just kind of get all sourpos about it and walk away.

00:39:23.000 That had worked in the past.

00:39:25.000 And that was kind of what we were planning on doing then.

00:39:30.000 And then it's just, we turned the corner.

00:39:33.000 There Antifa was.

00:39:34.000 It's like, okay, here we go.

00:39:36.000 And I kind of just went into full mode and was trying to just annoy them away.

00:39:41.000 And then the guy took my hat.

00:39:43.000 I tried to get it back.

00:39:44.000 There was another guy holding me back.

00:39:46.000 And as soon as I was like, no, get out of my way.

00:39:49.000 That's when things started getting pretty physical.

00:39:51.000 And yeah.

00:39:52.000 Yeah, they tend to get really physical once they're sure you're subdued and they can punch you in the face without getting caught.

00:39:58.000 That's really when they thrive.

00:40:00.000 Yeah.

00:40:01.000 And no, and it is, you know, with all of the cameras on there, you know, people have been, from what I understand, from what the tech detectives have told me, people have been identified and faces and names have been matched to some of the people that have attacked me.

00:40:21.000 Oh, great.

00:40:22.000 So there's no charges, definitely self-defense.

00:40:25.000 You're good.

00:40:26.000 Yeah, no, I was in court yesterday and they were all dropped and the local media kind of was a little disappointed that they couldn't get a statement out of me.

00:40:37.000 And I'm just like, all right, moving on.

00:40:40.000 It's an inspiring story.

00:40:41.000 There's nothing I like better than seeing a man covered in blood screaming, proud to be an American.

00:40:49.000 Where at least I know I'm free.

00:40:53.000 And I won't forget the men who died, who gave that life to me.

00:40:59.000 So that's it, folks.

00:41:00.000 Short week Tuesday is our last episode because we got to get all ready for CRTV tonight.

00:41:04.000 We got Lauren Southern on.

00:41:06.000 We'll be talking about her documentary about South Africa.

00:41:09.000 That's going to be very exciting.

00:41:10.000 And one thing I want to make clear, we talked about this rally in Portland and we focused on Stoner Brody just because of that clip of him singing that song.

00:41:19.000 But the rally was really about Tiny and how much he's an inspiration to us all.

00:41:25.000 What a great guy he is and what fantastically large balls he has.

00:41:30.000 We wish you nothing but the best, Tiny, back in American Samoa, starting a chapter up there.

00:41:35.000 And we know you're coming back and we can't wait for you to come back.

00:41:38.000 One of the best guys ever.

00:41:39.000 Really fun to hang out with.

00:41:40.000 Huge asset to Western chauvinism.

00:41:44.000 We always end with a funny video.

00:41:46.000 And this is a woman named Katie Ovens, who's kind of a competitive eater. 1.00

00:41:51.000 She eats huge things.

00:41:53.000 And I got to tell you, I don't know if this turns me on or makes me barf.

00:41:56.000 Let's start at the beginning.

00:41:57.000 She eats this five-pound, right?

00:42:00.000 That's two and a half kilograms.

00:42:02.000 Five-pound steak dinner.

00:42:04.000 Pull up the video.

00:42:09.000 So it's a five-pound steak dinner wrapped in a giant Yorkshire pudding.

00:42:14.000 So it's like a giant meat pie.

00:42:15.000 They couldn't make a meat pie that big.

00:42:17.000 Look at that thing. 0.92

00:42:19.000 That is a pretty good-sized newborn baby that she's going to eat. 0.83

00:42:25.000 Does this turn us on?

00:42:26.000 Is this attractive?

00:42:27.000 I know if she was a fat pig, right, it would be disgusting and depressing because she'd be killing herself. 1.00

00:42:32.000 But this woman is in great shape.

00:42:35.000 And she does this all the time. 1.00

00:42:36.000 She'll eat like nine cheeseburgers. 1.00

00:42:38.000 She has a stretchy stomach.

00:42:41.000 I guess her stomach expands to the point where it goes behind other organs and stuff. 1.00

00:42:46.000 Maybe I just have to come to terms with the fact that some things women do are not sexual. 0.99

00:42:52.000 This is not seductive or unseductive.

00:42:55.000 This has nothing to do with fornication, Gavin.

00:42:58.000 It's just a woman with a bizarre talent that I guess is repulsive. 1.00

00:43:02.000 Skip ahead.

00:43:04.000 She finishes it.

00:43:06.000 How do you feel about this, folks at home?

00:43:09.000 Is this a trait we want our wife having? 1.00

00:43:11.000 Is this a trait we want our daughter having?

00:43:13.000 Look at that.

00:43:15.000 Just under an hour.

00:43:16.000 Just under an hour.

00:43:18.000 She ate five pounds of steak garbage in a pie crust in just under an hour. 0.96

00:43:27.000 Get off my lawn.

00:43:29.000 I love this land.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 11, 2018

Ep 140 | Trump Flips the Bird | Get Off My Lawn

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