Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - Ep 141 | De Niro's Tony F-Bomb | Get Off My Lawn

00:00:52.000 That's the band that I was trying to remember for weeks and weeks.

00:00:56.000 And I got it handed to dude at CRTV.

00:00:59.000 He was right.

00:01:00.000 His wife was able to name it.

00:01:03.000 So I took his $3 because she was wrong.

00:01:06.000 And then I gave it back because she did finally dig it up.

00:01:09.000 See if you can find that video.

00:01:10.000 It's so ridiculous.

00:01:12.000 Aldo Nova.

00:01:14.000 Probably European or something. 0.99

00:01:18.000 I know that they were Americans when they were outside of the bathroom, but I believe they were inside of the bathroom during this song, which means they're European.

00:01:27.000 You want to know what happened to my eye, obviously.

00:01:29.000 Dave, how did you not notice my eye, by the way?

00:01:32.000 I did notice it.

00:01:33.000 Why didn't you ask me?

00:01:34.000 I just didn't feel there was a need to.

00:01:37.000 Why would I?

00:01:37.000 I don't know.

00:01:39.000 Who sees a black eye and doesn't ask the guy what happened?

00:01:43.000 You're a different kind of person.

00:01:45.000 I don't know.

00:01:46.000 All right, let's look at Eldonova for a second. 0.98

00:01:49.000 Ooh, they're coming out of a helicopter.

00:01:53.000 That's a machic.

00:01:56.000 Oh, so they're so important, you need, like, bodyguards with Uzis. 1.00

00:02:00.000 Because that's how good the band is.

00:02:03.000 And people want to keep them.

00:02:06.000 Or maybe it's a dystopia of the future where rock and roll is illegal?

00:02:12.000 Plus, his outfit.

00:02:15.000 I thought the romp him was bad.

00:02:17.000 But he's got some quasi-moto carrying his guitar.

00:02:24.000 Open it up.

00:02:24.000 We want to do a concert.

00:02:26.000 Open up.

00:02:27.000 I mean, my guitar.

00:02:27.000 Here.

00:02:28.000 I'll rock the door.

00:02:30.000 If he opens that door with his rock and roll, I'm going to have an orgasm.

00:02:35.000 yes he's going to oh my god All right, we're inside.

00:02:44.000 Let's start rocking.

00:02:47.000 Ah, the 80s.

00:02:49.000 All right, I'll tell you what happened with my eye.

00:02:51.000 So I'm at Randall's Island, which is technically in Manhattan, but it's an island.

00:02:54.000 It's just a bunch of baseball diamonds.

00:02:57.000 There's like 50 baseball diamonds there, and they train the fire department there.

00:03:00.000 There's an MIPD station there.

00:03:02.000 No one lives there.

00:03:04.000 And it's sort of like Bronx, Harlem, that kind of part of town.

00:03:07.000 Anyway, I'm there.

00:03:09.000 My son is having a championship tournament on the weekend.

00:03:13.000 And I noticed a gentleman is letting his dog shit in the park.

00:03:20.000 Now, I don't like that.

00:03:22.000 And I always see dog feces lying around.

00:03:25.000 And I think, God, if only I was there when this was happening.

00:03:28.000 And it's happened to me.

00:03:29.000 This was the third time, but it had already happened twice where I made the person go get a bag because they were just going to leave it there.

00:03:34.000 Now, kids play on these fields and you're letting your dog leave a huge, it was a lab, a human-sized feces on a place where some kid is going to fall in it.

00:03:46.000 What if he gets it in his eyes?

00:03:46.000 I don't know.

00:03:48.000 What if he falls and then he wipes his eye and he gets an infection?

00:03:51.000 I think that happened in a New York park.

00:03:53.000 Some kid got dog feces in his eye.

00:03:56.000 He almost had his eye taken out because it got infected.

00:03:58.000 But anyway, I went over to him.

00:04:00.000 I said, you're going to pick that up, right?

00:04:01.000 And he said, absolutely nothing.

00:04:03.000 So I thought, he looked kind of Hispanic.

00:04:05.000 I thought maybe he doesn't speak English.

00:04:07.000 And I said, let me rephrase.

00:04:09.000 I was pretty eloquent, I got to say.

00:04:10.000 And wait a year, my final line.

00:04:13.000 I said, let me rephrase that.

00:04:15.000 You're going to pick that up.

00:04:16.000 And he keeps staring at me, right?

00:04:18.000 So I come over and I do my classic Tony Soprano.

00:04:22.000 It's a very difficult situation.

00:04:24.000 And I said, pick it up right now.

00:04:28.000 And he's still just frozen there.

00:04:30.000 And he clearly doesn't have a bag ready.

00:04:33.000 So I go, I said, pick it up.

00:04:35.000 And I shove him.

00:04:38.000 This makes his dog angry.

00:04:39.000 His dog begins to nip at my ankles and bark at me.

00:04:43.000 So I kick his dog.

00:04:44.000 Then he yells, you kicked my dog.

00:04:48.000 Perfect English, so I guess he did speak the language.

00:04:51.000 And he lost his temper and he went to strangle me.

00:04:54.000 As he was coming to strangle me, I head-butted him, and then his lips split open.

00:04:59.000 He held his hand like this.

00:05:00.000 I gave him a nice one-two, but it was on top of his hands.

00:05:03.000 His dog's still barking at me.

00:05:04.000 I'm still kicking the dog.

00:05:06.000 And then we sort of, there's a minor kerfuffle on the ground.

00:05:09.000 I shove him away.

00:05:10.000 I'm done now.

00:05:11.000 And he goes, I'm going to call the cops.

00:05:13.000 And I said, why?

00:05:16.000 You sh ⁇ the park and I punished you. 1.00

00:05:18.000 Case closed.

00:05:22.000 Now, I should have said, the only way that line could have been better is if I said, and I, you and your dog s ⁇ the park and I punished you both.

00:05:29.000 Case closed.

00:05:30.000 That would have been maybe 5% funnier.

00:05:32.000 But I felt pretty good about that.

00:05:34.000 And I did.

00:05:34.000 I felt like I was supporting our thing about, can we stop calling the police every time there's a minor altercation?

00:05:40.000 And here's the crazy part.

00:05:43.000 I'm doing this from a long tradition of McInnis men fighting people whose dogs defecate in parks.

00:05:50.000 My dad did this back in the 70s and his fight, the fight that I just described lasted maybe 10 seconds, 11 seconds.

00:05:59.000 But my dad did it, and it was 20 minutes of brawling over that.

00:06:04.000 And I always use that example as an example of the good old days when you didn't call the cops or everything.

00:06:08.000 So I feel like I am continuing the tradition.

00:06:12.000 Now, I know what you're asking.

00:06:13.000 You're saying, Gav, your eye is destroyed.

00:06:16.000 He must have really got you.

00:06:18.000 I don't remember being punched in the face.

00:06:21.000 I wasn't drunk.

00:06:21.000 This was in the daytime.

00:06:22.000 I was a little hungover.

00:06:24.000 I don't think he punched me in the face.

00:06:26.000 Now, there was a kerfuffle when we were sort of on the ground, and I think I scraped my nose On the pathway, but I don't remember getting punched in the face.

00:06:34.000 Here is my theory: I think this is from my head butt.

00:06:38.000 I think I went and it pushed my glasses into my face.

00:06:42.000 And then they say a black eye, right?

00:06:44.000 That's when the blood drains down.

00:06:45.000 You can get punched above your eye, and you have a black eye below because the blood goes down and drains.

00:06:50.000 So I think I did this to myself with using my face as a fist.

00:06:54.000 Because I would have remembered if he got a punch this good in.

00:06:59.000 And he probably doesn't have a black eye.

00:07:01.000 So technically, I guess he won.

00:07:04.000 No, his face is split open.

00:07:06.000 He's probably got a huge fat lip now.

00:07:08.000 I think I won.

00:07:09.000 This is my doing.

00:07:11.000 Anyway, I've now explained my black eye and you don't need to be distracted by it.

00:07:17.000 I've told that story.

00:07:18.000 That happened like 48 hours ago.

00:07:19.000 I've told this story maybe 900 times.

00:07:22.000 And you have to dress up nice when you have a black eye or people think you're a murderer or you just cut out of Rikers.

00:07:29.000 So I went to a friend's going away party at a country club yesterday and I had on a white suit with a pink shirt and a big pocket, big pocket square to sort of look as flamboyant as possible so they knew I wasn't a murderer.

00:07:43.000 Anyway, a lot is going on in the news.

00:07:47.000 Everyone's talking about this Bobby De Niro baby, this Robert De Niro thing.

00:07:52.000 I kind of predicted, not that this would happen, but that we would be learning how weak actors are.

00:07:58.000 I hate Goomba wise guys in movies who think that they're tough guys in real life.

00:08:04.000 Let me tell you about Robert De Niro.

00:08:06.000 His dad's a gay painter, talentless gay painter. 1.00

00:08:10.000 He's a baby boomer who was here when stuff was cheap.

00:08:13.000 And if you just, if you were here in the 70s and you just stuck around, you have a career.

00:08:18.000 Look at his paintings.

00:08:19.000 Yeah, these are some good examples of his paintings.

00:08:21.000 And you know who he's exactly like?

00:08:22.000 And I don't know if we can show this.

00:08:23.000 Lena Dunham's dad, another boomer who was just at the right place at the right time, totally and utterly talentless, but, you know, can talk the talk.

00:08:32.000 And he did these disgusting, bizarre, crappy cartoons and built a career on it, became very wealthy.

00:08:39.000 So you got to understand that actors, well, here, roll the tape, me.

00:08:44.000 You see that Bronxdale poster behind me?

00:08:47.000 You know what's funny about these tough guys, these New York tough guys who are in movies, these wise guys?

00:08:53.000 You're in a movie, dude.

00:08:56.000 You're acting.

00:08:57.000 You're an actor.

00:08:58.000 You're in a musical.

00:09:00.000 That's gay. 1.00

00:09:02.000 Robert De Niro in Mean Streets, Robert De Niro's father was a flaming homosexual and he sent his son to the drama club where he learned improv and how to be an actor. 0.96

00:09:14.000 You're not a tough guy.

00:09:15.000 Hey, Ice Cube, you were a singer in NWA.

00:09:20.000 You yelled poems about yourself and now you're in children's movies acting.

00:09:26.000 You're not tough if you're in a musical or a movie.

00:09:32.000 I'm going to say one thing.

00:09:34.000 Fuck Trump.

00:09:42.000 That's the son of a gay artist.

00:09:44.000 That's not the character in meme streets.

00:09:47.000 That's who he is.

00:09:48.000 Actors are basically gay. 0.99

00:09:53.000 It's a very vain and silly thing to be an actor.

00:09:56.000 It's like being a drag queen. 1.00

00:09:58.000 It's a gay pursuit. 0.99

00:09:59.000 No offense to gays.

00:10:01.000 But acting and dancing, they're, you know, flamboyant pursuits.

00:10:05.000 They're not remotely tough.

00:10:08.000 Ice Cube, no one is scared of you, okay?

00:10:12.000 You're my dad's age and you're in Disney films.

00:10:16.000 But I thought it was interesting that he was playing this tough guy, this hero, and he gets a standing ovation, of course.

00:10:22.000 Very brave.

00:10:23.000 So brave.

00:10:24.000 It's almost as brave as when Samantha B called Trump's daughter a c ⁇ . 0.81

00:10:29.000 There really is some impressive warriors here.

00:10:33.000 But De Niro should be keeping quiet.

00:10:36.000 There is a big thing going on down in Barbuda.

00:10:40.000 I don't know where the hell that is.

00:10:41.000 Is that Bermuda and Barbados?

00:10:43.000 Had a baby?

00:10:44.000 Barbuda.

00:10:45.000 So there's a massive storm there, Storm Irma.

00:10:47.000 And during the chaos of this, De Niro is pushing through this holiday resort that's called something like Proud Palm Nobu or something like that.

00:10:59.000 Proud Nobu.

00:11:02.000 Yeah, and there's a video about it here.

00:11:04.000 It's kind of long, but see if we can just show some of it.

00:11:11.000 This guy looks like crap.

00:11:13.000 When slavery ended in 1832, the Codringtons granted the land back to the people of Barbuda. 0.85

00:11:19.000 For nearly 200 years, descendants have passed the land down to their families.

00:11:22.000 The communal land system was formally enshrined in the law in the 2007 Barbuda Land Act.

00:11:28.000 The local Barbudans who we've met want to keep their land and maintain their way of life.

00:11:33.000 But barely five months after Hurricane Irma hit, which was designated a category 5 ⁇ because there was no real assignation for a storm of such violence, ravaged the island the Prime Minister of Antigua and Barbuda Gaston Brown.

00:11:49.000 Who until very recently had the best moustache in the land.

00:11:53.000 So what do you think of Gaston Brown?

00:11:55.000 What do I think of him?

00:11:56.000 What do you mean a diteter?

00:11:59.000 He's a dictator.

00:12:00.000 He is a diteter.

00:12:01.000 that he wanted to rush through a bill which would abolish the Communal Land Act and enable freehold titles.

00:12:08.000 Now, the feeling amongst the local bar viewers...

00:12:14.000 I can't really figure out the intercept.

00:12:16.000 Is it left-wing or right-wing?

00:12:17.000 Is it evil or good?

00:12:18.000 I don't really know.

00:12:19.000 I think it's run by that whistleblower dude, Glenn Greenwald.

00:12:22.000 But anyway, so he's out there saying f ⁇ Trump and being a hero to the people as he steals land from freed slaves.

00:12:32.000 Way to go, Bobby D. Way to go.

00:12:36.000 It also reminded me, by the way, of this speech that the dude who played Spider-Man, Toby, what's it?

00:12:42.000 No, not Toby, the other guy.

00:12:44.000 Andrew Garfield.

00:12:45.000 Andrew Garfield.

00:12:46.000 I didn't know he was British.

00:12:46.000 Don't we have our own actors?

00:12:48.000 Why are we getting all these Australians and British people taking our jobs? 1.00

00:12:52.000 It's not even gay.

00:12:53.000 Look, we have plenty of gay actors that would love to play Spider-Man.

00:12:57.000 Why are we importing other people's homosexuals? 1.00

00:13:01.000 but check out his beautiful, brave speech.

00:13:04.000 Bryden and Greta Seacat, I shared this with you.

00:13:06.000 We are all sacred and we all belong.

00:13:10.000 So let's just bake a cake for everyone who wants a cake to be baked.

00:13:15.000 Are you my five-year-old?

00:13:17.000 Are you a baby?

00:13:20.000 Let's just bake a cake for everyone who wants to have a cake.

00:13:24.000 What a pic.

00:13:24.000 You got to check out, by the way, if you want to see two of the most annoying-looking people, maybe in the world, check out the guys who demanded that that Christian violate his own religion and the guys who brought this to the court.

00:13:36.000 Yeah.

00:13:37.000 This is Charlie Craig and David Mullins.

00:13:40.000 Have you ever seen two more irritating humans?

00:13:43.000 And they change their facial hair and their hairdos, it seems, in every picture.

00:13:47.000 And in every picture, they somehow become more annoying.

00:13:50.000 Look at that.

00:13:51.000 They're really talented at getting under your skin, aren't they?

00:13:55.000 Look at those two.

00:14:00.000 Way to go, guys.

00:14:01.000 Way to annoy an entire country.

00:14:05.000 Anyway, this third example is this woman who's in a J.K. Rowling play, and her story is that J.K. Rowling is all about visible minorities and gays and other people coming to the light and being proud of who they are.

00:14:21.000 I'm pretty sure J.K. Rowling wrote Harry Potter because Harry Potter had no dad and she was homeless, her son I mean.

00:14:28.000 And so she wanted him to create a fantasy world where he could pretend that he was magic and special and not some kid on welfare with no father.

00:14:36.000 It has nothing to do with black people.

00:14:38.000 She wrote it in Edinburgh.

00:14:40.000 Anyway, start this woman. 0.95

00:14:42.000 Let's see her take on her own play. 1.00

00:14:44.000 One thing that's surprising about Harry Potter is that even though it's not as overtly political, like something like Angels in America, I sort of feel like there are moments in it, there are things that happen with people who may not, who must not be named, that have real resonance today, particularly in America.

00:14:59.000 Are you aware of that?

00:15:00.000 Do you feel that?

00:15:01.000 I really do believe that that's why this is resonating a lot at the moment.

00:15:04.000 London, when it started, beautiful, and there was a moment we went, okay, this is the story we're telling.

00:15:10.000 now two to three years later since we've opened in London to be here you go actually this story is getting deeper and deeper and deeper and we as all are We are so intellectually bereft of content and we read so little that we now pontificate about children's stories and try to inject all this deep meaning.

00:15:32.000 Do you know what they're saying?

00:15:33.000 You know that guy in Harry Potter, you're not allowed to say his name or I don't know, he appears.

00:15:37.000 It's like a Betelgeuse thing?

00:15:39.000 So that's just a silly plot device.

00:15:40.000 Whatever.

00:15:41.000 It's a scary guy that makes him seem scarier.

00:15:43.000 They're trying to say that in Trump's America, and maybe that's Britain too, black people are not meant to be discussed.

00:15:52.000 And same with gays. 0.99

00:15:54.000 And this play is actually about those people finding a voice.

00:15:58.000 Like, they're mental patients.

00:16:00.000 If I feel like a high school teacher, and I'm just reading these going, that's an F. Nope, that makes no sense.

00:16:06.000 No, that's a terrible theory.

00:16:08.000 But keep going.

00:16:09.000 Us human beings are all fighting to be connected, but especially to be seen.

00:16:13.000 If you're not seen or not heard, that's where dangerous stuff happens.

00:16:17.000 That's where people under the body. 0.98

00:16:21.000 And that's what this play is about.

00:16:23.000 Should the president come see the Harry Potter, Harry Potter, and the Cursed Child?

00:16:26.000 No.

00:16:29.000 Thank you.

00:16:32.000 You're just a silly person.

00:16:34.000 You're not a serious person.

00:16:37.000 All right, we've got so much to come to.

00:16:38.000 I mean, to get to today, it's hard.

00:16:40.000 We obviously have to talk about this, the greatest picture ever taken.

00:16:44.000 I think I'm going to have an oil painting made of this.

00:16:46.000 It's like $350.

00:16:48.000 It's beautifully framed.

00:16:49.000 It looks like a Renaissance painting.

00:16:51.000 But you just see Merkel sitting there with her socialist agenda.

00:16:54.000 Hi, I want to wreck Germany. 0.91

00:16:56.000 What do you think of that?

00:16:57.000 You have to be nice to the refugees.

00:16:59.000 And Trump is just sitting there going, I have to be who to the whats?

00:17:03.000 And look, we got the Japanese, what is he, Prime Minister, Abe Sinko or some weird name?

00:17:09.000 And then John Bolton, of course, just, he looks like he's watching horror porn.

00:17:13.000 He looks like he's looking at an abomination.

00:17:15.000 And he is.

00:17:16.000 She is a shit show. 1.00

00:17:19.000 That picture just sums up everything I had to get in there.

00:17:21.000 Oh, here's a fun one.

00:17:22.000 So Justin Trudeau, that was at the G7 summit, of course.

00:17:25.000 And Trump is there saying, I'm a nationalist now.

00:17:29.000 We're done with shame.

00:17:30.000 We're now about gloating and being awesome.

00:17:33.000 And if you want to use our stuff, you have to pay.

00:17:36.000 So I'm sick of you guys taking our manufacturing jobs for playing hardball.

00:17:39.000 And of course, the left is freaking out going, he's being mean to these countries and they're going to hate us.

00:17:45.000 That's a common thing with them.

00:17:46.000 They say that about closed borders too.

00:17:47.000 Mexico and Central America is going to hate us if we close the borders.

00:17:51.000 I don't care.

00:17:53.000 I don't care what the world thinks of us.

00:17:55.000 Who cares?

00:17:56.000 Oh, when you travel, people are mean to you?

00:17:58.000 So?

00:17:58.000 I remember when George W. Bush was president, and the guy's not very articulate.

00:18:02.000 You'd go somewhere like Germany and people would make fun of George W. Bush.

00:18:05.000 All right.

00:18:06.000 That was a really rocky afternoon.

00:18:09.000 I managed to get on with my life.

00:18:11.000 You don't like my president?

00:18:12.000 That's nice.

00:18:14.000 But check out how unqualified Justin Trudeau is.

00:18:17.000 Here he is trying to explain terrorists.

00:18:21.000 We import more steel than the Americans import.

00:18:28.000 Sorry.

00:18:29.000 We have a significant trade surplus.

00:18:32.000 The Americans have introduced a significant trade surplus with us on steel, which means we buy steel from them, they buy steel from us.

00:18:42.000 That was quite at the beginning.

00:18:44.000 Did it sound good on your headphones?

00:18:45.000 Because that is quality.

00:18:47.000 Now, this guy is so dumb that his eyebrows are trying to leave his head because even being Justin Trudeau's eyebrows is torture.

00:18:59.000 Look at this.

00:19:02.000 His eyebrow is trying to get down off of his face because it's so annoying being that close to Justin Trudeau's brain.

00:19:10.000 Come on now.

00:19:12.000 You have to concede that when someone's eyebrows hate them, that we have a problem here.

00:19:17.000 All right, so he did a talk and it was the Summit for Gender Equality.

00:19:23.000 Can you imagine how tedious that must be?

00:19:25.000 A bunch of globalist G7 leaders, a bunch of EU sycophants discussing gender equality in their various countries.

00:19:33.000 I honestly would rather take a rat, pick up a rat that's alive, get my sort of eye teeth on its nose, and bite off its nose as it was like screeching and scratching me.

00:19:48.000 I would rather do that, because at least it would be over fast, than go to this.

00:19:52.000 But Trump feels the same way.

00:19:53.000 So Justin Trudeau gets out there with his eyebrows dangling off.

00:19:56.000 By the way, you can't buy fake eyebrows.

00:19:58.000 You draw them on.

00:19:59.000 I asked my wife this morning.

00:20:00.000 I said, can you buy eyebrows?

00:20:02.000 And she goes, no, people paint them on, but no one sticks an eyebrow on their head.

00:20:06.000 But anyway, he gets up there and he does one of his crazy stuttering speeches where he, sorry, he says a speech about gender equality and women.

00:20:21.000 So he does one of those, and Trump just skips it.

00:20:24.000 And look at him roll up like a boss after Justin Trudeau has done his silly meandering blurb.

00:20:35.000 Where's Trump?

00:20:37.000 His breakfast is just sitting there.

00:20:40.000 Getting cold.

00:20:42.000 Justin Trudeau, that was great.

00:20:44.000 One of your eyebrows is falling off, but otherwise, great.

00:20:47.000 Oh, here.

00:20:47.000 Oh, hey, what is this now?

00:20:50.000 What are we talking about?

00:20:51.000 Oh, my breakfast is kind of cold.

00:20:52.000 Hey, what's your name?

00:20:56.000 Oh, you're a woman? 1.00

00:20:57.000 Oh, sorry.

00:20:58.000 Hey, French guy. 0.99

00:21:00.000 Dating that old chick. 1.00

00:21:03.000 There's an old chick right next to you. 1.00

00:21:04.000 You probably want her too, don't you?

00:21:06.000 Not the one on your right.

00:21:07.000 She's too young.

00:21:07.000 That's a spring chicken.

00:21:10.000 All right, still powering through it.

00:21:13.000 Sorry.

00:21:14.000 Cheat wave.

00:21:15.000 Remember I was talking about this?

00:21:17.000 Teachers, principals get caught.

00:21:19.000 The school system in New York is terrible, and it's so bad that the only way to fix it is to burn it to the ground and build it back up with privatization with charter schools.

00:21:30.000 But they don't want to do that.

00:21:32.000 So what they're doing is just lying.

00:21:33.000 I told you this on my podcast on Friday.

00:21:36.000 I know teachers that just go, Dave cast a B. There's no tests.

00:21:41.000 There's no nothing.

00:21:42.000 It's just kids at a giant daycare fighting each other.

00:21:45.000 And one of the problems with this now is that there's some really good schools in New York.

00:21:50.000 No, there's like three good schools left in New York, and you need to have good grades to get in them.

00:21:56.000 And all the kids who get in them are Asian. 0.99

00:21:59.000 So de Blasio has decided to change that to punish Asians for being too smart.

00:22:04.000 Michelle Malkin's doing a thing on it.

00:22:06.000 I see your TV.

00:22:06.000 Let's just play a bit of that tease.

00:22:09.000 Have you heard about left-wing loon Bill de Blasio's latest idea to radically transform New York City's public schools?

00:22:16.000 Let me summarize it in seven words.

00:22:19.000 Throw smart Asian Americans under the bus. 1.00

00:22:23.000 De Blasio is hell-bent on destroying equal opportunity and merit-based admissions because the results are not equally distributed.

00:22:31.000 So you can go see that on your own time, but that really is, isn't that socialism in a nutshell?

00:22:36.000 Where you want a thing to be so, so you just make it so.

00:22:40.000 I want my math class to be half black.

00:22:44.000 Okay, push the Asians out and pull the black guys in. 1.00

00:22:48.000 There we go.

00:22:48.000 Now my utopia is complete.

00:22:51.000 That's how people die.

00:22:52.000 And by the way, he's ruining black lives too. 0.96

00:22:55.000 When you are affirmative actioned in somewhere where you're not meant to be, these kids almost always drop out.

00:22:55.000 You understand?

00:23:01.000 And they don't drop out and go to a school that they normally would have went to, that they were more qualified for.

00:23:05.000 They drop out entirely.

00:23:06.000 So he's kicking out Asians and then punishing blacks with socialism.

00:23:11.000 So everyone loses.

00:23:12.000 That's the beauty of socialism.

00:23:13.000 It's a lose-lose for everyone, but of course, de Blasio.

00:23:18.000 And I wanted, I think we're out of time here, but let me just show you something.

00:23:21.000 Bill Schultz, speaking of fighting, I was trying to teach him how to do a good Charlie horse.

00:23:26.000 Now, I'm a big brother.

00:23:28.000 No, I don't mean the club.

00:23:29.000 I mean, I'm literally my brother's younger than me.

00:23:32.000 And we are all of us experts at Charlie horses.

00:23:35.000 You get it right above the knee, and you sort of, you make your fists like this, and you can just, you don't have to do it hard.

00:23:40.000 You just go pop right at the base of the muscle.

00:23:43.000 So in between the bottom of the sort of femur muscle and the knee, you get it right in there and you can paralyze a man.

00:23:48.000 So I was trying to show Bill how to do it.

00:23:50.000 He's so weak that he fractured his wrist punching my leg.

00:23:58.000 But it was a fun show with Bill Schultz and I got to do something I've always wanted to do, which is the opening speech from Animal House.

00:24:06.000 Let's just show a bit of the opening speech there.

00:24:10.000 I don't think you can fully judge a fraternity without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it.

00:24:16.000 The Delta House has a long tradition of existence.

00:24:19.000 Look at how good.

00:24:24.000 Look at how good the Hoover is from CRTV.

00:24:28.000 The likeness is uncanny.

00:24:31.000 And he sounded exactly like him, too.

00:24:33.000 So that was fun to do.

00:24:33.000 And then, of course, if you go a little farther, you can see Otter come out and say that he did have Pre-law, man.

00:24:42.000 Thought you pre-med.

00:24:43.000 What's the difference?

00:24:44.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief.

00:24:48.000 I think he's empty.

00:24:50.000 The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests.

00:24:58.000 We did.

00:24:59.000 Including your wife.

00:25:00.000 But you can't hold a whole fraternity risk.

00:25:03.000 I got up there and I had the same suit, and a lot of people are saying to me, Gavin, where did you get a suit that Otter wore in Animal House?

00:25:14.000 And I am what's called a cheap rich guy.

00:25:17.000 And us cheap rich guys in New York, we have these traveling tailors who come to town.

00:25:22.000 They rent a hotel room.

00:25:23.000 You go in there, they measure you up, and then they go and build back to Hong Kong where the labor is cheap.

00:25:31.000 And they build us the suits there and then FedEx them.

00:25:34.000 So this shirt was FedExed to me, and then I just iron it when I get home.

00:25:39.000 And they're called Nita Fashions, and by popular demand, I'm going to show you a little quick interview with my tailor, who provided me with that wonderful suit.

00:25:48.000 All right, we're here at the hotel, and we're going to get the Otter's speech outfit from Animal House.

00:25:59.000 Mr. DeSantis.

00:26:01.000 Good to see you.

00:26:01.000 Nice to see you again.

00:26:02.000 Come on in.

00:26:03.000 Thank you for letting us come by.

00:26:05.000 I hope you don't mind the camera.

00:26:09.000 Thank you very much.

00:26:10.000 Beautiful hotel, as always.

00:26:13.000 All right.

00:26:14.000 My favorite film is called Animal House.

00:26:16.000 Are you familiar with it?

00:26:18.000 Yeah.

00:26:19.000 Now, at the end, as you probably remember, there's a turning point where they're getting kicked out of school.

00:26:24.000 And he does a big speech here.

00:26:27.000 Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?

00:26:33.000 So you see that?

00:26:36.000 Yeah, we have that same fabric in the FJ29, which is this one.

00:26:40.000 Beautiful.

00:26:43.000 Tartan suits are a little more expensive than the normal suit, right?

00:26:46.000 Yeah, correct.

00:26:47.000 It's rarer fabric.

00:26:49.000 Let's do it.

00:26:50.000 All right.

00:26:51.000 So my last suit, which I think you have right there, actually, in your tartan section, fit perfectly.

00:26:56.000 I want to mimic that style.

00:26:59.000 And everything the same, the pockets, everything.

00:27:03.000 But the lining for this is red silk.

00:27:06.000 So let's make this a little more reasonable.

00:27:09.000 So I'll show you a matching lining to contrast this suit of yours.

00:27:13.000 Beautiful.

00:27:14.000 Love it.

00:27:15.000 Sold.

00:27:16.000 Put me down.

00:27:17.000 Put me down.

00:27:19.000 Now, I remember last time I was here, we were talking about tailors in general, and you were saying that in America, the trade has kind of died.

00:27:27.000 Correct, because it's dressed down, but for people in New York and Chicago and big cities, they still wear custom-made clothes.

00:27:36.000 But as far as the actual tradesmen, it's hard to find tailors in America.

00:27:40.000 Because very few people want to learn this trade.

00:27:42.000 It's not an easy trade.

00:27:44.000 I mean, it's long hours you have to work in.

00:27:47.000 And the young generation, they rather serve the net than to do this.

00:27:51.000 You know, I mean, it's a great business, but it's a dying business.

00:27:56.000 Fascinating.

00:27:57.000 Well, I have no choice but to do it in Hong Kong.

00:28:00.000 Anil, how are you?

00:28:01.000 Excellent.

00:28:02.000 Yourself?

00:28:02.000 This is Anil.

00:28:03.000 I'm great.

00:28:03.000 This is Anil Daswani.

00:28:04.000 He's the son of Peter Daswani, the future of Nita Fashions.

00:28:08.000 Now, you guys always make my shirts great, but something has happened over the past year called Budweiser.

00:28:14.000 And I notice when I sit down, these poor buttons, they get stressed out.

00:28:18.000 They have PTSD.

00:28:19.000 So I need to be re-measured.

00:28:22.000 Absolutely.

00:28:23.000 And I know you don't like too much room on the top button, but I do.

00:28:28.000 Let's go for a maximum room on the top button without looking stupid.

00:28:32.000 You know what I mean?

00:28:32.000 That's correct.

00:28:33.000 How is living in Hong Kong the hottest, most humid city on earth?

00:28:38.000 Excellent, actually.

00:28:39.000 There's no real complaints.

00:28:41.000 Really?

00:28:42.000 It's a little expensive to live in Hong Kong, but.

00:28:46.000 Isn't it muggy?

00:28:48.000 Yeah, you have to remember, though.

00:28:49.000 I'm not in Hong Kong half the year.

00:28:51.000 Oh, yeah, good point.

00:28:54.000 So you do this traveling part in Hong Kong.

00:28:56.000 Is it summer in Hong Kong now?

00:28:58.000 It's not yet quite summer.

00:29:00.000 It'll be summer in the next month, month and a half.

00:29:03.000 Yes, sir.

00:29:04.000 I put it to you, Greg.

00:29:07.000 Is that on an indictment?

00:29:08.000 Is that not an indictment of the American people?

00:29:12.000 Well, you can do what you want to us, but I'm not going to sit here and let you badmouth the United States of America.

00:29:23.000 You know why that movie's so good?

00:29:24.000 It's because the Animal House guys got there 10 days early and just partied together as actors and drank for 10 days.

00:29:31.000 So they formed bonds.

00:29:33.000 Whereas the opposing fraternity showed up the day of the shoot.

00:29:38.000 Thank you, sir.

00:29:38.000 Pleasure as usual.

00:29:40.000 Thank you for the business, and please recommend more friends as usual as you do that.

00:29:44.000 I'm very grateful that you are here again.

00:29:47.000 I will.

00:29:48.000 I'm looking forward to having my Animal House suit.

00:29:50.000 Thanks, buddy.

00:29:56.000 And then, boom!

00:29:58.000 A month later, it arrives in the mail.

00:30:01.000 Open it up, and I have a tailored suit.

00:30:05.000 Now, in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, hipster mecca, this would cost me at least $3,000.

00:30:10.000 And it wouldn't, and that's not when it's, you know, a rare textile, maybe $4,000 for this rare plaid.

00:30:16.000 But wearing a tailored suit, and look, it's got my name in it there, Gavin McInnes.

00:30:20.000 It fits like a glove.

00:30:21.000 It feels like PJs.

00:30:23.000 It is alarmingly comfortable.

00:30:25.000 And I know what you're saying.

00:30:26.000 You're saying, Gav, I thought you were a nationalist.

00:30:29.000 What about economic isolation?

00:30:31.000 I am a nationalist, but I'm also a cheap hypocrite.

00:30:35.000 Thank you.

00:30:44.000 I don't think you can fully judge conservatism without looking at the positive qualities of conservatives themselves.

00:30:50.000 The right represents a broad spectrum of individuals that spans from paleocons to libertarians to the new right.

00:30:56.000 I think we've heard enough, Mr. Chairman.

00:30:58.000 I was told I have the right to free speech.

00:31:01.000 That's enough.

00:31:02.000 The court will now render a decision.

00:31:04.000 Well, I don't think that's fair.

00:31:07.000 I'll tell you what's fair and what's not to me.

00:31:10.000 Put the parliamentary procedure!

00:31:12.000 Don't screw around, David.

00:31:14.000 They're serious this time.

00:31:14.000 Don't worry about them pre-law.

00:31:16.000 I thought you were pre-made.

00:31:17.000 What's the difference?

00:31:20.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief.

00:31:23.000 The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests.

00:31:31.000 We did.

00:31:36.000 Refugees are ruining Europe. 1.00

00:31:38.000 They have turned Germany into a giant rape conference, and now they're encroaching on Slovenia. 0.99

00:31:46.000 Slovenia is a very poor, tiny country in Eastern Europe.

00:31:51.000 It's below Austria. 0.57

00:31:53.000 I don't know why it's so broke.

00:31:54.000 It's right near Venice.

00:31:55.000 I guess something about the Balkans, something about mountainous regions where if you can't easily walk over to your neighbor, you start to resent that neighbor.

00:32:04.000 And that hate fosters.

00:32:05.000 And the next thing you know, you have Milosevic playing soccer with human heads.

00:32:10.000 I mean, there was ethnic cleansing going on there.

00:32:13.000 And when was that?

00:32:14.000 The early 90s?

00:32:15.000 It was a horrific war.

00:32:16.000 Disgusting, horrible war.

00:32:18.000 Muslims and Christians, neighbors who kids used to play together were literally slitting each other's throats. 1.00

00:32:24.000 I think the Muslims were doing more evil than the Christians, but I'm biased. 1.00

00:32:31.000 But there's a fun Slovenian chick called Barbara4U2C, and she was doing a video about this recent invasion. 1.00

00:32:38.000 Let me just show you.

00:32:39.000 Let me show you how beautiful Slovenia is.

00:32:41.000 Look at this place.

00:32:42.000 This is a Bled Lake, I believe it's called.

00:32:44.000 And there's this stunning church in there.

00:32:46.000 That church marks the beginning of Christianity.

00:32:49.000 Not Bethlehem style, but it used to be a pagan island.

00:32:53.000 And these people have been at war forever.

00:32:55.000 And the Christians burnt down the pagan monuments and they built that beautiful church.

00:33:00.000 Look at it.

00:33:01.000 Amazing.

00:33:02.000 Please don't ruin this, refugees. 1.00

00:33:05.000 Let's see this video she did about it and then we'll talk to her.

00:33:09.000 The other thing that I want to point out is that borders in the Balkans are probably one of the least protected borders in Europe, if not even the least protected borders.

00:33:21.000 It is so easy to cross from one country to another and therefore Slovenia has put up a fence in 2015 because people were just pouring in.

00:33:32.000 The countries are already reinforcing border patrols.

00:33:36.000 They are putting up fences.

00:33:38.000 They are even rearming.

00:33:39.000 The defense ministers of seven countries, Hungary, Austria, Slovakia, Czech Republic, I'm sorry, I can't call it Czechia.

00:33:47.000 I really can't.

00:33:48.000 Slovenia, Croatia, and Poland gathered together and promised each other help in case things escalate too quickly.

00:33:56.000 Hungary even offered help to Montenegro to build a fence.

00:34:00.000 Borders in the Balkans, like I said, are very easily crossed.

00:34:04.000 Why are we listening to her talk in a video?

00:34:05.000 We should talk to her in person.

00:34:06.000 I want to find out.

00:34:07.000 I thought the fact that it's so mountainous would mean it's hard to go from country to country.

00:34:12.000 Let's speak to this person in person.

00:34:14.000 Barbara, are you there?

00:34:16.000 Yes.

00:34:17.000 How you doing?

00:34:19.000 Great.

00:34:19.000 Your country's being invaded.

00:34:21.000 I know.

00:34:23.000 I don't understand.

00:34:24.000 Okay, two questions.

00:34:25.000 One, you say that it's very easy to walk over into any of these Balkan countries, but aren't they surrounded by mountains?

00:34:33.000 Well, part of them are, but like on the south, no.

00:34:37.000 So you can just come up from Croatia, just walk?

00:34:40.000 Yeah.

00:34:41.000 Or swim through.

00:34:43.000 Okay, so that's one question answered.

00:34:45.000 Second question, I don't understand what's in it for these refugees. 0.99

00:34:48.000 There's no jobs there.

00:34:50.000 Their language is weird.

00:34:51.000 There's no welfare.

00:34:53.000 I think most of the countries, most of the surrounding countries start putting a cap on how many people they're taking in.

00:35:00.000 They're closing down the borders and they're making the rules more strict.

00:35:04.000 So, you know, that's why they even switched from going to Austria and Germany now to Slovenia.

00:35:11.000 But it's weird because in Slovenia, you have to speak Slovenian to get a job. 0.51

00:35:16.000 Even if you speak English, maybe you can get something in construction, but they're not going to pick up that kind of work.

00:35:23.000 Well, the Slovenians are doing that kind of work.

00:35:26.000 Exactly.

00:35:26.000 And like, even they don't even speak English.

00:35:29.000 Their answer is, yes, Slovenia, good.

00:35:32.000 Azil, job finished, good.

00:35:36.000 Is there a globalist conspiracy here where politicians are just bringing in foreigners because it's more votes for them and they don't care what happens to the country?

00:35:46.000 Is it that simple?

00:35:47.000 I think it might be for some countries, but not in the Balkans, because we already have trouble feeding the citizens and staying alive.

00:35:59.000 So I don't think Croatia or Albania or Slovenia would do such thing because, frankly, we can't afford it.

00:36:07.000 We're going to go bankrupt.

00:36:09.000 So maybe it's not malicious.

00:36:11.000 Maybe it's just incompetence.

00:36:12.000 These people are just bad at running a country.

00:36:15.000 Exactly.

00:36:16.000 But the problem is all of these crossings have been illegal so far.

00:36:21.000 Like Slovenia, that's why SDS Anti-Immigration Party won election on June 3rd because of these illegal crossings.

00:36:32.000 The country alone doesn't allow that.

00:36:37.000 Oh, good.

00:36:37.000 So it could be like Hungary where they fight back, they build a wall, and they retain some sense of nationalism.

00:36:44.000 Yeah, Hungary actually offered support to Slovenia that whatever happens, they got our back, and they're going to try to guide us into what they did.

00:36:54.000 Because Slovenians, as far as I've seen, general public and the fact that Anti-Immigration Party won, we know what was going to happen if 50,000 people that are supposedly coming to Slovenia actually arrived to Slovenia.

00:37:10.000 Okay, last question.

00:37:12.000 Why is Slovenia so poor? 0.98

00:37:16.000 You got Austria right there, you got Venice, you're European. 0.97

00:37:22.000 We're very, very small.

00:37:25.000 There's only 2 million Slovenians in there.

00:37:28.000 And also, we're very relatively young.

00:37:31.000 We only got independent from Yugoslavia in 1991.

00:37:35.000 Oh, wow.

00:37:36.000 And things were going great.

00:37:38.000 But my personal opinion is ever since we accepted Euro and entered European Union, everything went down because the wages went down and the prices went up.

00:37:50.000 Ah, so Stalin's was originally to blame and communism, and now more globalism is to blame.

00:37:58.000 Yeah.

00:38:00.000 Fascinating.

00:38:00.000 Well, I hope you can save your country because we were just Google imaging it in the church on Bled Lake.

00:38:06.000 It looks beautiful.

00:38:07.000 It is.

00:38:08.000 A lot of people get married there in such a beautiful location.

00:38:12.000 All right.

00:38:12.000 Well, thanks for coming to the show and good luck.

00:38:14.000 Thank you.

00:38:19.000 Hey, guys.

00:38:21.000 I have an apology to make.

00:38:23.000 At the beginning of this episode, I was talking about gays and Hollywood actors, and I implied that the two most annoying people in the world are, what are their names? 1.00

00:38:37.000 Craig Mullins?

00:38:38.000 No, Charlie Craig and David Mullins.

00:38:40.000 I was not aware that there was actually two more people who are even more annoying than that gay couple. 1.00

00:38:48.000 I don't think these gentlemen are gay, but I think, and I would like to thank my fellow Proud Boys for this, Uhuru, I think this might be the most annoying group of individuals and video ever made in the world, ever. 0.54

00:39:06.000 Let's roll the tape.

00:39:13.000 People say life is short, but I don't believe them.

00:39:19.000 Stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:39:23.000 Aren't Europeans phenomenally uncool? 1.00

00:39:26.000 What is it about Europe?

00:39:28.000 Is it black people that made us cool in America?

00:39:31.000 Because the only difference between us and Europe is they have no black people. 1.00

00:39:34.000 And every time you meet them, they have stupid shoes on.

00:39:37.000 They wear those puma shoes that look like ballet slippers, and they've got their little stress denim jeans, and they wear their little soccer things zipped up to here, and they'll have like some floppy bangs on that are with frosted tips or something, and some like orange-rimmed glasses.

00:39:53.000 Europeans are nerds.

00:39:57.000 But let's check out this guy who don't believe them.

00:40:02.000 This is me in 50 years.

00:40:04.000 Because I like knowing that I still have a long way ahead of me.

00:40:10.000 Life is long and I will never look back just to realize that I wasted it all with nicotine.

00:40:16.000 Life is longer.

00:40:17.000 Just stop.

00:40:20.000 What the f am I looking at?

00:40:23.000 Now he throws in a little PSA about not smoking.

00:40:28.000 And by the way, go back to the video.

00:40:30.000 There's our guy.

00:40:31.000 That's the Israeli Muslim who did that video about how awesome Africa is and how we could learn a lot from homeless people in Nambia because they designed a robot out of garbage using my power drill, by the way, that I invented. 0.99

00:40:46.000 So I think the annoying community have, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if these guys know Mullins and Craig, if they know Charlie Craig and David Mullins.

00:40:55.000 Maybe they're all part of the annoying community.

00:40:58.000 They go around irritating people all over the world.

00:41:00.000 Let's go back, see how much more we can take of this.

00:41:02.000 The flat TV.

00:41:13.000 To me, the huge amount of time we have in our hands is way more motivating than the lack of it.

00:41:22.000 What are you doing?

00:41:23.000 Not for a thousand.

00:41:25.000 Because I already had a few lives, and every time I look back, I think of it like it's been forever.

00:41:33.000 And it's been so long since I left my past behind that I can barely.

00:41:39.000 This is a warning to the alt-right.

00:41:42.000 You white nationalists who want an ethno-state, we cannot be alone.

00:41:49.000 I don't know what it is about us white people, but when we don't have any blacks around, we become really, really gay.

00:41:57.000 And I don't mean homosexual.

00:41:58.000 I mean gay in the fifth grade sense.

00:42:01.000 What are you doing?

00:42:02.000 Why is he in the water?

00:42:03.000 Why is he singing sometimes?

00:42:06.000 Where does cigarettes come into this?

00:42:09.000 Unless you're an MDMA and you just won the lottery, who falls backwards into a wave fully dressed?

00:42:15.000 Go put on your swim trunks, douche. 1.00

00:42:18.000 Okay, keep going.

00:42:19.000 I still, I'm hot and I'm experiencing weird sort of cold sweats, but I still can't stop.

00:42:24.000 Go ahead.

00:42:24.000 Life is...

00:42:27.000 Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.

00:42:30.000 Why is a 20-year-old telling me about life?

00:42:34.000 Why is this a talking song?

00:42:38.000 Look how wise he is.

00:42:40.000 He's telling us about like old Chinese ladies and old Slovakian ladies.

00:42:44.000 Nice shirt.

00:42:46.000 I want to burn his wardrobe open.

00:42:51.000 Every day I get messages from people of all ages telling me that they don't have a purpose, that they lack motivation.

00:43:03.000 I hereby promise you that no one my age has ever messaged him and said, hey, little kid, I don't have a purpose.

00:43:11.000 Can you give me a hand here?

00:43:12.000 And by the way, Casey Neustadt used to do this too, where he said, don't sit in some stupid job that you hate, you loser, blue-collar, plumber.

00:43:21.000 Get on a jet ski and come with me to Dubai.

00:43:24.000 And you're watching it going, I'm sure lots of plumbers wouldn't mind a fun week in Dubai riding jet skis.

00:43:29.000 They can't afford it, you middle-class prat.

00:43:34.000 What a luxury to be a world traveler.

00:43:36.000 It used to be the kind of thing that aristocrats would say, right?

00:43:39.000 They'd have a pith helmet on and their own personalized luggage and they're like, I'm a world traveler.

00:43:43.000 I'm going clamping and a safari and then we're going hunting in Africa.

00:43:47.000 Oh, and then I'm going to Morocco.

00:43:49.000 You don't sit there and say to poor people, you need to travel more.

00:43:53.000 Get out and appreciate life more.

00:43:54.000 This is, you know what this is really about?

00:43:56.000 And I'm glad we're showing it because it's about millennial arrogance and how remarkably sure of themselves these stupid children are.

00:44:05.000 All right, let's do one more taste then we're at a time.

00:44:10.000 So I'm making this video because I used to be the same.

00:44:15.000 Because one day I found myself looking back at what I always wanted my life for.

00:44:20.000 I had my dad buy me tons of plane tickets.

00:44:26.000 I wanted to realize that I wasted lots of time on doing things that didn't help me at all.

00:44:30.000 So now you're a professional traveler.

00:44:33.000 Well congratulations, wise old 20-year-old.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 12, 2018

Ep 141 | De Niro's Tony F-Bomb | Get Off My Lawn

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