Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - Ep 142 | Kim Possible | Get Off My Lawn

00:00:18.000 Oh, live from New York.

00:00:21.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:25.000 *Music*

00:00:37.000 I remember wondering, could there be a light at the end of your tongue?

00:00:44.000 But I mellow start to the day.

00:00:48.000 Slowcore, that's Sun Kill Moon.

00:00:51.000 Great Sunday music.

00:00:52.000 I don't know why I'm playing it on Tuesday.

00:00:54.000 Tuesday night.

00:00:55.000 But Sun Kill Moon, I think he named himself after karate movies, kung fu movies.

00:01:03.000 He's really into MMA and fighting and stuff.

00:01:06.000 So it suits my black eye, which is still going strong.

00:01:12.000 But I highly recommend him.

00:01:16.000 Yeah, he's named after, he named himself after that.

00:01:19.000 A lot going on today, folks.

00:01:21.000 I'm a little annoyed with yesterday's show because I crammed that Slovenian into one second interview and didn't get to the rest of the news.

00:01:29.000 We didn't even talk about Korea yesterday, which is insane. 0.53

00:01:33.000 And what I find interesting about the reaction to Korea is the Never Trumpers and the Liberals wanting not just Trump, but America to fail.

00:01:46.000 And this really is a very telling time.

00:01:48.000 This one little case is a very telling example of what the left wants, and they want victory at all costs.

00:01:57.000 They're kind of like the South Africans in the sense that they know killing farmers is going to lead to a food shortage, but they'd rather burn the country to the ground so that they can have the power. 0.99

00:02:08.000 They prefer to have power over a pile of dog than to prosper and have the other side win. 0.57

00:02:16.000 It's fatalism, and it's very dangerous, and it's been going on for a long time.

00:02:21.000 I think Roseanne Barr kind of predicted this. 0.95

00:02:23.000 I know we're not supposed to discuss her name anymore because she made a dumb ape joke without realizing she was talking about a black person.

00:02:31.000 But I still think she's very funny and talented.

00:02:36.000 And I think she's a driven woman.

00:02:37.000 I think the purpose of her show, the new Roseanne show, was to help save America. 0.99

00:02:42.000 That's why she had her liberal sister that she fought with but ultimately loved. 0.99

00:02:47.000 And she had the trans kid and she had the black granddaughter.

00:02:50.000 She had the poor and she had the drug addiction. 1.00

00:02:52.000 She had a purpose to that show.

00:02:54.000 She's got plenty of money. 1.00

00:02:55.000 She wasn't doing it to get rich. 0.76

00:02:57.000 But her job was to help America, I think.

00:02:59.000 And the people, our enemies, don't want to help America.

00:03:04.000 They want America to fail.

00:03:05.000 Here's Roseanne on Kimmel way before the show even started. 0.95

00:03:08.000 Do you remember this poignant moment?

00:03:10.000 A lot of us, you know, no matter who we voted for, we don't want to see our president fail.

00:03:17.000 You know?

00:03:17.000 Right.

00:03:18.000 Right.

00:03:19.000 I know.

00:03:21.000 And yet we've seen it over again.

00:03:24.000 You want pants?

00:03:25.000 You want pants for the bringing president? 0.90

00:03:27.000 No, I don't want pants.

00:03:32.000 That's a beeping stone.

00:03:36.000 And she said, so she said, look, he won now.

00:03:39.000 He's the president.

00:03:39.000 Support him.

00:03:40.000 I remember Pat Buchanan.

00:03:42.000 When George W. Bush won, he wrote a compelling letter where he said, look, he's our president now.

00:03:48.000 He's not who we wanted.

00:03:49.000 And believe it or not, all conservatives are not unified.

00:03:51.000 And the paleocons, like Buchanan, hated neocons like G.W. Bush. 0.50

00:03:56.000 They didn't want a war in the Middle East.

00:03:57.000 But Buchanan said, look, he's our president now.

00:04:00.000 This is our country.

00:04:01.000 We want him to do well because we want America to do well.

00:04:04.000 So let's buckle down and unify and help this country be great.

00:04:09.000 But Roseanne was right.

00:04:10.000 We are seeing people who want sabotage.

00:04:13.000 Check out this clip of Bill Maher.

00:04:15.000 I meant to get to this yesterday, where he said he wants the economy to fail.

00:04:20.000 And by the way, isn't this such a globalist elite thing to say?

00:04:23.000 I got my country house.

00:04:24.000 I've got my walled-in garden.

00:04:26.000 I've got my long driveway where I can see you coming in with the camera.

00:04:30.000 So I don't care.

00:04:31.000 Let Rome burn over there. 0.78

00:04:33.000 I just want to win.

00:04:36.000 You can burn it all the ground.

00:04:37.000 I vacation in the north of France.

00:04:40.000 Check him out talking about how he wants the economy to crash.

00:04:44.000 That's ridiculous to me.

00:04:46.000 Can I ask about the economy?

00:04:48.000 because this economy is going pretty well.

00:04:52.000 Why are that?

00:04:53.000 It is going well.

00:04:54.000 Did you hear what he was about to say?

00:04:55.000 He goes, we have to face that.

00:04:58.000 He stopped himself, but he was going to say, guys, bad news.

00:05:02.000 Unemployment is at an all-time low, especially black unemployment, unfortunately.

00:05:06.000 But we have to face the facts that Trump is doing a good job.

00:05:10.000 I know it hurts.

00:05:11.000 And then the black guy goes, well, for now, for now, check it out. 0.55

00:05:15.000 Well, for now, for now, right.

00:05:17.000 That's my question.

00:05:18.000 That's my question.

00:05:18.000 Thank you.

00:05:20.000 I feel like the bottom has to fall out at some point.

00:05:23.000 And by the way, I'm hoping for it because I think one way you get rid of Trump is a crashing economy.

00:05:28.000 So please bring on the recession.

00:05:30.000 Sorry if that hurts people, but it's either root for the recession or you lose your democracy.

00:05:37.000 I can sometimes hate watching that show, but I need to have a bourbon because it gets pretty intense.

00:05:43.000 I mean, your eyes start tearing with rage.

00:05:47.000 And this, by the way, is true of the never Trumpers on the right.

00:05:50.000 They also don't want Trump to fail.

00:05:53.000 Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize for absolutely nothing at all.

00:05:57.000 He had zero success globally.

00:06:00.000 He had zero success with peace.

00:06:04.000 Yet they gave him the Nobel Peace Prize because he's black, probably.

00:06:07.000 But Trump does this.

00:06:08.000 Kim Jong-un agrees to denuclearization.

00:06:15.000 We now have the first domino in the fall of North Korea and the opening of the border. 0.52

00:06:20.000 No one's done this before.

00:06:22.000 Look at this intense picture.

00:06:23.000 And what are the Never Trumpers like Rick Wilson do?

00:06:27.000 Check out this tweet.

00:06:28.000 Good lord, the grunting idiot triumphilism this morning from the MAGAs is utterly disconnected from any tangible deliverable result.

00:06:35.000 Yay, you got a photo op.

00:06:37.000 Big deal.

00:06:38.000 But if you scroll down, you see his followers.

00:06:41.000 And they just, there's so much hatred of them.

00:06:45.000 It's ironic they call us the hate side because they really just, they want suffering.

00:06:54.000 But at least we're running those provocative military exercises.

00:06:57.000 And then they make Trump look like Kim Jong-un in that picture.

00:07:01.000 Trump Kim?

00:07:02.000 I'm waiting for the plane carrying Ivanka Trump and Trump Jr. and their architects to land in North Korea to start building North Korean Trump Tower.

00:07:10.000 Watch for it.

00:07:11.000 And anyway, this just goes on and on and on of people bitching about Trump's success in North Korea.

00:07:20.000 Here's a perfect one.

00:07:21.000 It's like someone spiking a football when they get a first down on their 15-yard line.

00:07:27.000 I love it.

00:07:29.000 I'm not tired of winning.

00:07:30.000 And by the way, I count all of this winning.

00:07:32.000 Not just North Korea, but when Trump was late after Justin's stupid gender equality speech, that was also a fun win. 0.98

00:07:40.000 But they are exposing their true agenda, and it is destruction.

00:07:46.000 Creative destruction.

00:07:48.000 It's a thing.

00:07:49.000 Look it up.

00:07:50.000 And Thatcher smelled this rat a mile away.

00:07:53.000 Do you have that speech?

00:07:54.000 On the House, the opposition said to Thatcher, you need to address it.

00:07:59.000 Over the past 11 years, the gap between the top 10 richest people and the top 10 poorest people has widened.

00:08:06.000 And that is factually true.

00:08:08.000 But check out Thatcher's rebuttal to that silly point. 0.98

00:08:13.000 Mr. Speaker, all levels of income are better off than the wealth.

00:08:20.000 But what the Honorable Member is saying is that he would rather the poor were poorer, provided the rich were less rich.

00:08:30.000 That way, you will never create the wealth for better social citizens.

00:08:35.000 And such a policy.

00:08:37.000 Yes, he would rather have the poor poorer, provided the rich were less citizens.

00:08:42.000 He just said he would like to see the economy crash.

00:08:45.000 He would like to see the poor, poor.

00:08:47.000 And in a way, we're now more petty.

00:08:49.000 Like, that guy doesn't want the gap, but he still wants the country to do okay, right?

00:08:55.000 Bill Maher isn't saying that.

00:08:57.000 The new thing is sabotage.

00:08:59.000 We are at South African levels here of just hatred and vitriol. 0.95

00:09:03.000 Kill the boar.

00:09:04.000 Kill the Trumper.

00:09:07.000 Okay.

00:09:07.000 Also in the news, I didn't get to this yesterday, but this Tommy demonstration, there's actually a fake picture going around about it.

00:09:16.000 I don't know why they used the fake picture because the numbers were great.

00:09:20.000 But look at these crowds.

00:09:23.000 They were chasing cops.

00:09:26.000 And I love cops.

00:09:28.000 I even like British cops.

00:09:29.000 A lot of them don't like the fact that they have to chase Tommy and arrest Tommy and they have to ignore Muslim pedophiles. 0.98

00:09:34.000 A lot of them do seem to appreciate it.

00:09:36.000 But look at this unbelievable show of support for Tommy.

00:09:39.000 They're talking about 20,000 people.

00:09:41.000 And I'm sorry, cops, but you kind of made your own bet look someone has a beer in their hand.

00:09:46.000 you kind of started this mess child rape Thank

00:10:11.000 you.

00:10:20.000 Now, this isn't the type of show where we show gratuitous violence towards the police, but I think it's a unique case.

00:10:28.000 I think it's an exception to the rule.

00:10:30.000 An exception here is that you police have not been doing your job.

00:10:34.000 Now, maybe that's the fault of the mayor.

00:10:37.000 That's the fault of the establishment.

00:10:38.000 I mean, in Luton, where the Muslim population is at its highest in the country, and there's the most Muslim violence in the country, they have the smallest police force in the country.

00:10:48.000 And I think a lot of these cops went from not wanting to chastise and arrest and confront Muslims because they might be seen as racist, to just straight up fear.

00:11:00.000 I mean, if you arrest an Imam in Luton right now, his entourage will come to the station and beat up the police. 1.00

00:11:08.000 The Muslims in Luton run Luton. 1.00

00:11:11.000 And the white flight from that town is just shocking.

00:11:14.000 Yeah, here's the crazy part.

00:11:15.000 No, no, go back.

00:11:17.000 Look at them.

00:11:17.000 They're chasing cops down the street.

00:11:19.000 This is like Venezuela or something.

00:11:23.000 Now, we don't like seeing our boys in blue being attacked, but just to show you the context here, and I'm obviously not going to show you a child being raped, but when that happens to the tune of hundreds, many as young as 11, 12.

00:11:40.000 And by the way, these Muslims, the only people they're not raping is Muslims. 0.99

00:11:44.000 They're raping white kids and Sikhs and Hindus and black kids. 1.00

00:11:51.000 One of the worst cases was two 11-year-old Sikh girls.

00:11:54.000 So we can all come together in racial unity against Muslim rape. 1.00

00:11:57.000 But do you see the thing I just emailed you when I was looking at my computer?

00:12:00.000 It's called Whistling Cop. 0.72

00:12:02.000 So this is the kind, this is where the police are being sent.

00:12:06.000 They're wasting all their time on hate crime hoaxes and LGBT outreach. 1.00

00:12:11.000 Like, what the hell?

00:12:11.000 It's 2018.

00:12:13.000 It's almost illegal to be straight in Britain.

00:12:15.000 Look at this cop.

00:12:16.000 This sums it up.

00:12:21.000 Woo, here's a stripe.

00:12:23.000 I've got a stripe.

00:12:24.000 Let's give you a dot on your note.

00:12:26.000 No, I don't want to.

00:12:27.000 Oh, sad cop clown with a gay flag in his hat. 0.97

00:12:33.000 Yay! 0.99

00:12:34.000 I'm here.

00:12:35.000 I'm queer.

00:12:35.000 Get used to me.

00:12:36.000 I want to draw rainbows on you.

00:12:39.000 Yay! 0.99

00:12:41.000 What are they doing?

00:12:43.000 How much...

00:12:44.000 Isn't homophobia...

00:12:51.000 It's like Archie Bunker used to say, England is a fag country.

00:12:56.000 England is a fag country. 1.00

00:13:02.000 So, yeah, chase the cops.

00:13:04.000 And then show that Breitbart article.

00:13:06.000 So, the whistling cop is one thing that's annoying, and it's not annoying because we're homophobes.

00:13:10.000 It's annoying because this is what the police are doing, reaching out to people who don't need to be reached out to.

00:13:15.000 They're a perfectly normal, accepted group in British culture.

00:13:19.000 Police defend thousands of hours spent investigating hate incidents amidst crime epidemic.

00:13:25.000 And it's not just child rape.

00:13:27.000 Their crime rate, despite being a fraction of our size, is now just as big as us.

00:13:31.000 And we've got Crips and Bloods and DDP Dominicans Don't Play and Latin Kings and biker gangs. 1.00

00:13:37.000 And we've got a murder a day out in Bushwick in East New York.

00:13:41.000 And these guys are in the same boat as us without guns, by the way.

00:13:44.000 They've got acid attacks.

00:13:46.000 They've got knife attacks. 0.98

00:13:47.000 And the police are out there whistling, putting LGBT stripes on everyone.

00:13:53.000 Why?

00:13:53.000 Do I have to be gay now?

00:13:57.000 Kiss a dude on National Gay Day and going to people's homes and threatening them and arresting them for having racist tweets or seemingly racist tweets. 0.57

00:14:09.000 These tweets are never bonafide racist tweets.

00:14:13.000 All right, we crossed that off the list.

00:14:15.000 How are we doing for time here?

00:14:17.000 Let's just briefly talk about, oh, we'll get to Vice in a second, but Anthony Bourdain.

00:14:22.000 Now, I don't like to speak ill of the dead, but it is true that he talked, he was seen as a cool rebel and he went against the grain.

00:14:32.000 But why was his rebellion accepted and others not accepted?

00:14:35.000 Well, mostly because he was very left-wing.

00:14:38.000 His rebellion was left-wing.

00:14:39.000 I hung out with him a bunch of times.

00:14:41.000 I did a show for Travel Network called American $0 a Day and had lunch with him a few times, and we did what we call the upfronts.

00:14:49.000 My show got canceled because unfortunately the owners of Travel Scripps Googled me and that didn't turn out great.

00:14:55.000 Thanks, by the way, everyone out there who wrote lies about me.

00:14:58.000 It cost me money.

00:14:59.000 You won.

00:15:00.000 But anyway, I remember him saying he would like to cut Sarah Palin's skin off.

00:15:06.000 Now, he was a very dramatic and hyperbolic guy, but that just pissed me off because this was back during the election when Sarah Palin was John McCain's VP choice.

00:15:15.000 And that was not uncommon.

00:15:17.000 The kind of sadistic things New Yorkers would talk about Sarah Palin, how they wanted to stab her in her vagina, using much harsher language, of course.

00:15:24.000 And then Anthony really got into the details of removing her skin slowly by like boiling it off and peeling it in long strips.

00:15:32.000 He also said, well, I talk about this with Josh Denny, but he hated white people, you know, banned them from events and said that we need to abolish the white race.

00:15:42.000 Literally, he said that.

00:15:44.000 And I'm just surprised that Asia Argento, we're so delicate with women and they can do no evil. 1.00

00:15:54.000 If these roles were reversed, like remember Jim Carrey's girlfriend killed herself because he dumped her and gave her an STD?

00:16:01.000 Or Mick Jagger, that designer, she hanged herself when Mick Jagger dumped her?

00:16:08.000 And Mick and Jim Carrey were vilified for that.

00:16:10.000 Asia Argento was cheating, purported to be, allegedly cheating on Anthony with his best friend.

00:16:19.000 You know what I saw today in the paper?

00:16:20.000 It's right here, actually.

00:16:22.000 There was the photographer who took pictures of her cheating on Anthony Bourdain.

00:16:28.000 He's apologizing.

00:16:30.000 Fotog offers his regrets.

00:16:33.000 Reno Barolari, the paparazzo who caught Asia Argento dancing in a Roman restaurant with French reporter Hugo Clement, regrets he took the photos and sold them to Chi in Italian magazine.

00:16:46.000 How dare he document someone cheating?

00:16:49.000 Because it led, it's his fault that Anthony Bourdain killed himself, not Asia Argento.

00:16:54.000 And now, I don't know the exact details of this rape with Harvey Weinstein.

00:16:59.000 There she is.

00:17:00.000 That's his best friend.

00:17:02.000 And she's out there with Rose McGowan talking about suicide prevention.

00:17:06.000 Hey, you want to talk suicide prevention?

00:17:08.000 Don't f ⁇ your boyfriend's best friends.

00:17:11.000 It tends to make them kind of blue.

00:17:14.000 It tends to make an already depressed man morbidly despondent.

00:17:19.000 Thank you, Asia.

00:17:20.000 And here's another thing, by the way.

00:17:21.000 Sorry.

00:17:22.000 So she did a talk at Cannes recently and said, this is where Harvey Weinstein raped me.

00:17:27.000 Why did you not press charges?

00:17:29.000 If you let a man rape you and then don't press charges and you get a movie roll out of it, you are not a victim.

00:17:39.000 You are an expensive prostitute. 1.00

00:17:42.000 And what's worse, you are responsible, at least partly, for his future sexual assaults, his future rapes, because you let a rapist out on the street.

00:17:54.000 If I get robbed, someone breaks into my home, and then the thief goes, can I just give you $100 and you don't call the cops?

00:18:01.000 Okay.

00:18:02.000 Now my neighbor gets robbed by the same guy.

00:18:04.000 I was part of that robbery.

00:18:06.000 I helped facilitate that robbery.

00:18:09.000 We're so delicate about criticizing women that we can't recognize that Asia Argento may have been responsible for Anthony Bourdain's death and also may have some responsibility in Harvey Weinstein's future rapes.

00:18:22.000 Post her.

00:18:24.000 If someone rapes you, go to the cops.

00:18:28.000 Very simple.

00:18:28.000 We got laws.

00:18:29.000 We've been working on this since the Magna Carta.

00:18:32.000 We're really good at putting bad guys in jail, but you have to tell us first.

00:18:37.000 We need to know.

00:18:39.000 And it looks like he's finally getting it.

00:18:40.000 All right.

00:18:41.000 Last topic, vice.

00:18:43.000 Vice is trending.

00:18:44.000 New York Mag just did a big involved piece in it.

00:18:49.000 You can see a picture of me when I was a little kid.

00:18:52.000 No, not a little kid.

00:18:53.000 Just keep scrolling down.

00:18:54.000 It's okay to show a scroll, Dave.

00:18:58.000 I took that picture.

00:19:00.000 There it is.

00:19:01.000 That's me when I was what?

00:19:03.000 We were news print then, so I would have been 25.

00:19:08.000 That was in our bathroom.

00:19:09.000 We used to live in a loft, and the office was in the loft, too.

00:19:14.000 And we would make the magazine there and sleep by our desks.

00:19:19.000 We built a wall with some drywall and two by fours.

00:19:22.000 It was not very professional because I did it mostly myself because he was away on business.

00:19:27.000 So I was putting up drywall.

00:19:28.000 Anyway, that's boring.

00:19:31.000 And the article just talks, basically, it says that Vice is a house of cards.

00:19:36.000 Shane is a liar.

00:19:37.000 This is the article saying that, by the way, I signed a non-disparagement clause, as all executives do when they sell their shares.

00:19:45.000 And it says, Vice was never worth billions, and that's all a lie.

00:19:48.000 It just keeps getting investment, investment, investment without going public.

00:19:52.000 And then eventually, like a pyramid scheme, someone looks under the curtain and goes, there's nothing here.

00:19:57.000 You don't have any viewers.

00:19:58.000 You get 60,000 people watching your show.

00:20:01.000 All your iClicks on the internet are fake spam bots.

00:20:05.000 Why are we investing money in there?

00:20:08.000 That's the thesis of the article.

00:20:10.000 That's not me saying that.

00:20:11.000 But at the very end, the writer says, no one's lost money on this deal yet, although he indicates otherwise in the article.

00:20:20.000 It's a very sort of meandering long economic piece that should probably be in Forbes or something.

00:20:26.000 But at the end, he implies that it's a Bernie Mano situation, but the wall hasn't collapsed yet, and the House of Cards hasn't fallen down yet.

00:20:34.000 They get into sexual harassment, and they also say, we're not sure what splits old vice and new vice.

00:20:39.000 Yeah, I wonder what it could be.

00:20:42.000 Could it be that in 2008, the man who did all of the content, wrote all of the jokes?

00:20:49.000 Oh, thanks, Dave.

00:20:50.000 Let's focus on that.

00:20:52.000 Did you just do that?

00:20:53.000 Yeah, I was highlighting that part.

00:20:55.000 Thank you for that.

00:20:57.000 Did all the jokes, wrote the do's and don'ts, did the design, chose the covers.

00:21:02.000 I did everything but music and Sarouche as a gift, a magical ear with music.

00:21:09.000 And then after I sold my shares, Shane, who had never gotten involved in content before, he was all sales, suddenly took over content.

00:21:16.000 And guess what happens when that happens?

00:21:18.000 You end up with more sales-oriented content.

00:21:22.000 And there's all this stuff about the, they had a joke in there.

00:21:25.000 It's the 22 rule.

00:21:26.000 You hire a 22-year-old, you pay him 22 grand, and he works 22 hours a day.

00:21:30.000 That was all after my time.

00:21:32.000 But some twat said, founded by a white supremacist, long history of sexual harassment, all this other stuff.

00:21:39.000 And even the writer, who by the way is Jewish, chose, he said, Gavin's noxious brand of humor and saying things like, I'm becoming anti-Semitic led to him being a financial liability to the brand. 0.51

00:21:53.000 There's definitely some truth to me, my idea of content becoming a financial liability to where Weiss wanted to go.

00:22:00.000 They definitely wanted to go much cleaner, but I don't think that it was necessarily my noxious brand of humor.

00:22:11.000 Anyway, I just find it interesting that he chose I'm becoming anti-Semitic as a line.

00:22:16.000 I actually sent him a lawyer letter.

00:22:17.000 I think I'll sue him.

00:22:18.000 Because that was from a joke from when I was in Israel and I was talking about how my tour guide is annoying and said, I'm becoming anti-Semitic.

00:22:26.000 But they choose that line.

00:22:28.000 And the thing is, all of these false allegations, they pile up on each other.

00:22:31.000 And then the next time someone says, hey, you're a Nazi, they have all this evidence that's all fake news.

00:22:37.000 That's why these propagandists, these liars, this is how they operate.

00:22:41.000 They took Bigfoot chasing in school, which is there's Nazis everywhere. 0.85

00:22:46.000 And then they get jobs in Huffington Post and Slate and these silly irrelevant blogs like Daily Beast.

00:22:53.000 And their expertise is Bigfoot, Nazis. 0.97

00:22:56.000 So they see me and they go, Nazi.

00:22:59.000 And I go, I'm a white supremacist and I started Vice magazine.

00:23:03.000 First of all, Saroosh Alvi technically started Voice of Montreal and then he hired me and then I hired Shane.

00:23:10.000 So it was started by a Pakistani man who speaks fluent Urdu and he decided to hire a white supremacist.

00:23:17.000 By the way, a race-mixing white supremacist.

00:23:19.000 Like, I'm going to talk to Josh about this, but it really is willful ignorance.

00:23:24.000 These people want Nazis so bad, they wear Nazi glasses, and they turn a blind eye to all of the evidence and just focus on the few hairs that you could possibly lay together and maybe make a swastika.

00:23:39.000 It's pathetic.

00:23:40.000 It's a pathetic worldview based on a myth.

00:23:44.000 And the evidence against this idea of Nazis lurking around every corner just keeps getting thrown in their face.

00:23:50.000 And then they just keep upping the ante and lying more and more and more.

00:23:52.000 Why?

00:23:53.000 Because they want America to fail and they want to take over.

00:23:56.000 They want power.

00:23:58.000 And if they have to lie and cheat and steal and destroy to get there, they will do it.

00:24:04.000 Let's talk to a comedian about this who someone tried to destroy his life by taking his jokes out of context, pretending they were serious racial dictums against the slanties of the world and the blacks, and tried to ruin his life.

00:24:23.000 Josh, are you there?

00:24:25.000 Here.

00:24:26.000 Now, I like to dress like my guests, and this is the first time I've been able to bust out a brown t-shirt.

00:24:33.000 Yeah.

00:24:34.000 Where'd you get a brown t-shirt?

00:24:36.000 I didn't know they make them.

00:24:37.000 I have one.

00:24:39.000 I just have it in my closet.

00:24:40.000 I have a bunch of plain t-shirts, and that's just what I grabbed today.

00:24:44.000 Brown, well, the only time I've seen a brown shirt is from The Orphans in that movie, The Warriors, and I always thought it's a good look, a brown t-shirt.

00:24:52.000 Yeah.

00:24:52.000 Well, you know, when you have red hair, you can pull off a lot of otherwise sh ⁇ looks.

00:24:57.000 It makes you look really poor.

00:25:00.000 Yeah.

00:25:01.000 Maybe that's what I'm going for now.

00:25:02.000 The poor look.

00:25:03.000 Yeah.

00:25:04.000 A brown t-shirted person has no food in the cupboard because he can't afford it. 1.00

00:25:09.000 And it's very rare, of course, Americans are actually poor.

00:25:12.000 In fact, our biggest problem in America is our poor eat too much.

00:25:15.000 But about once every four years, you find someone who doesn't have money for food.

00:25:20.000 Yeah.

00:25:21.000 Well, the cupboards are behind me.

00:25:22.000 I almost opened them up to show how bare they are, just to really lend to the whole look.

00:25:30.000 But you had a show on Food Network, Ginormous Food, so you must have some money.

00:25:35.000 Yeah, it went okay.

00:25:36.000 I mean, the thing I think people don't realize is that, you know, cable TV isn't what it is today, or today isn't what it was in the 80s.

00:25:43.000 Nobody's getting millions of dollars off of, you know, cable television shows.

00:25:48.000 What did you make per show?

00:25:50.000 About 4,000 an episode.

00:25:52.000 Wow.

00:25:53.000 And how many episodes would you shoot, like one a week, or would you do two?

00:25:58.000 No, we did about one a week.

00:26:00.000 It was sort of, we did three over about 10 days.

00:26:03.000 So each day was a segment.

00:26:05.000 We did three segments per episode, and then it was, you know.

00:26:08.000 Now, someone with an attractive silhouette named Babs wants you to be fired.

00:26:14.000 Wanted you to be fired.

00:26:18.000 And it was for seemingly racist tweets.

00:26:21.000 Now, we've got some of them here.

00:26:23.000 Shall we go over them?

00:26:24.000 Sure.

00:26:25.000 Let's get into it.

00:26:26.000 Okay.

00:26:29.000 I'm trying to watch the BET Awards, but the audio is lagging behind the broadcast.

00:26:34.000 Way to be late for everything, blacks. 1.00

00:26:39.000 I asked my girlfriend while shopping, candle shopping, what the cotton one smelled like, and she said, home for blacks. 1.00

00:26:45.000 You called her a soulmate after that.

00:26:49.000 Still together.

00:26:50.000 I guess blacks would like the humidity, right? 1.00

00:26:52.000 It keeps them moist and not ashy.

00:26:56.000 And then you quote Sunny in Philadelphia.

00:26:59.000 How do you know blacks don't have bread in those speakers?

00:27:01.000 Now, here's what I'm noticing about this outrage from those tweets.

00:27:07.000 They know that you don't genuinely think blacks are late for everything.

00:27:13.000 Right.

00:27:15.000 It's like we live in this world where comedy never existed.

00:27:19.000 Right.

00:27:19.000 Yeah.

00:27:20.000 And that we don't understand sarcasm at all.

00:27:22.000 And also that we don't understand a tweet that's just quoting a line from a TV show.

00:27:27.000 Yeah, that's your fault now.

00:27:29.000 Yeah, it's on me.

00:27:31.000 Because you liked it.

00:27:32.000 But the idea, like, can you imagine the IQ of someone who's like, these goddamn blacks are light forever. 1.00

00:27:39.000 I heard even their audio through their microphone is light.

00:27:44.000 Like, that guy does not exist.

00:27:46.000 Yeah, you'd have to be so dumb.

00:27:49.000 Like, I was on a podcast many years ago where we joked about the idea of how dumb you would have to be to watch Django and be like, you know, this DiCaprio guy is making good points.

00:27:58.000 Like, you're watching a documentary.

00:28:00.000 Like, it's so absurd that clearly a smart person would go, oh, that's just to create the dynamic of good and evil in a movie.

00:28:07.000 Nobody believes this stuff.

00:28:09.000 Well, it's also, I mean, if you really analyze it, which we shouldn't be doing, because comedy is not meant to be analyzed.

00:28:15.000 It's more like those jokes are more like punk.

00:28:18.000 Like, it's just meant to be raucous and noisy and make you go, buh.

00:28:22.000 Yeah.

00:28:23.000 But so to analyze it is silly.

00:28:25.000 But if they're forcing us to, and I would say it's actually a parody of racism.

00:28:31.000 Right.

00:28:32.000 As I think is everything that I do.

00:28:33.000 Like one of the ones that really circulated was the Washington Redskins tweet.

00:28:38.000 And to me, if you read that in a voice of somebody on Weekend Update, you get the idea that I'm taking down the racism of the owner.

00:28:48.000 The fact that he put his foot in the ground and said, I'm never changing the name.

00:28:52.000 And I was like, oh, well, wouldn't it be funny if he just made it even more racist than it already is?

00:28:57.000 And the idea that people want me to apologize for something they don't understand.

00:29:01.000 I'm not going to do it.

00:29:02.000 I'm never going to do it.

00:29:03.000 Never.

00:29:03.000 Well, that's what they want, though.

00:29:05.000 See, they're the new Victorians.

00:29:08.000 And what they do is they pretend.

00:29:11.000 So it's willful ignorance.

00:29:12.000 They pretend they don't get the joke.

00:29:14.000 But the real thrust here is you're using salty language like slanty.

00:29:19.000 Right.

00:29:20.000 Like you said, hey, Asian lady at the pool, close your legs. 1.00

00:29:22.000 I don't want to slanty pussy. 1.00

00:29:24.000 Now, she knows that you don't literally think that vaginas go sideways. 1.00

00:29:29.000 And no one's thought that since 1921.

00:29:32.000 Right.

00:29:33.000 So, and we know she knows that, right?

00:29:35.000 So the real beef is the word slanty.

00:29:37.000 And the beef with that word is you're using rude language.

00:29:41.000 And you should be fired from your job for using rude language.

00:29:45.000 Like it's crazier than Victorian England.

00:29:47.000 Right.

00:29:48.000 Well, the thing that I think is funny, too, is that like, if you look at the dates of all these tweets, they go back, you know, almost 10 years that people dug to find these things.

00:29:57.000 It's not like I just started doing this kind of comedy yesterday.

00:30:01.000 Like, this is what I've built my whole career on.

00:30:03.000 And as mediocre as anyone might think that is, it's at least I'm consistent in what I do and what I'm trying to do.

00:30:10.000 Well, that's also like all those black ones I read out. 0.97

00:30:13.000 I don't know how, oh, they go over three years.

00:30:17.000 Right.

00:30:17.000 But the date is a very soft, sort of a gray tone, and the text is bright white.

00:30:24.000 So you're seeing like, it looks like all this guy does is talk about the blacks.

00:30:29.000 Right.

00:30:29.000 So it creates another dynamic.

00:30:31.000 The funny thing, too, is like you could find as many tweets in my history on white people and stupid things white people do, but nobody's looking for that because that's not, that's nothing to be outraged over.

00:30:43.000 Well, I remember, do you know Pax Dickinson?

00:30:46.000 He was a computer programmer, and he said, it was a tweet something like, and don't censor this because it's relevant to the story.

00:30:55.000 He said, in other nudes, in other news, Mel Gibson was raped by a pack of niggers on his way to the blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:31:03.000 I'm not doing it justice, but this was during the news cycle where Mel Gibson was caught saying that about his ex-wife.

00:31:11.000 You walk around a mini scared, you're going to get raped by a pack of niggers. 1.00

00:31:15.000 So Pax was clearly referencing that and lampooning Mel Gibson's racist vernacular.

00:31:20.000 But someone dug it up four years later, took it out of context.

00:31:24.000 Mel Gibson part wasn't even there.

00:31:26.000 And he lost his job.

00:31:28.000 And you know what ended up happening to him?

00:31:30.000 He wasn't a very political dude.

00:31:31.000 It has politicized him and sent him way farther right than he never ever would have been because he lost his job, had to start a new career, and he ended up kind of getting alt-righty.

00:31:43.000 Yeah, well, I think it's an interesting thing, right?

00:31:46.000 When I went on Van Lathan's podcast, I kind of brought that up of this thing that the left is doing right now with identity politics where the outrage comes from the complete desire to ignore context, right?

00:31:58.000 Like the rape joke that everybody shared, and they go, this is brutal.

00:32:02.000 And it was a screenshot of a deleted tweet.

00:32:04.000 And the reason that tweet got deleted was because it was part of a thread before there were threads on Twitter of me and about three or four other comedians in Vegas going, what are the worst possible rape jokes we could ever come up with?

00:32:16.000 And we were just like, we're just riffing.

00:32:18.000 And we used to use those.

00:32:20.000 We used to use Twitter back in the day, like sort of like a writing workshop of like, let me put this out and see how, let me see how many angry comments I get about this.

00:32:28.000 And so it was, you know, it was to be Shocking and jarring, but it wasn't serious.

00:32:32.000 And I love the idea that people take these tweets and they go, These are his manifestos.

00:32:37.000 This is what he believes in.

00:32:39.000 Like, this is this guy's the new Hitler, which is like the, you know, the thing everybody loves to say.

00:32:43.000 And I think that's why you see so many people getting pushed over to the right or to the alt-right, why Donald Trump won is because people are going, listen, if your side is just going to ignore context about everything, then you can't be reasoned with about anything.

00:32:56.000 Well, they also, they call you a white supremacist based on rumors or, you know, innuendo.

00:33:04.000 And the next thing you know, like your family's in danger or you're in danger.

00:33:08.000 Like we had this Night for Freedom recently that actually Chelsea Manning doxed. 1.00

00:33:13.000 And no, no, sorry.

00:33:14.000 This Vic Berger guy doxed it and Chelsea Manning went there and brought Antifa. 1.00

00:33:19.000 And these Antifa guys got a hold of some dad, strangled him, punched him, knocked him to the ground, gave him a heart attack.

00:33:26.000 He had to be rushed to the hospital.

00:33:27.000 And then the cops go to arrest this guy.

00:33:30.000 He starts fighting the cops, puts a cop in a headlock.

00:33:32.000 So he's looking at like attacking a police officer and attempted murder.

00:33:36.000 And in a way, that Antifa guy is also a victim because this crazy narrative that there's Nazis everywhere has led to these low IQ lunatics thinking they're preventing the next Holocaust by beating up this guy and this guy getting beat up.

00:33:54.000 So you have the dude in the hospital and the idiot Antifa who's facing 15 years, both victims of this stupid, made-up, crazy narrative that there's all these Klansmen around trying to start World War III.

00:34:07.000 It's insane.

00:34:10.000 It's scare tactics and it just works people up into a frenzy who are too dumb to read beyond the second sentence of any article or anything that they look into.

00:34:21.000 And yeah, it's pretty insane to think that that's the stuff that's getting covered.

00:34:27.000 And I do a joke in my act about the concept of being on the right side of history.

00:34:31.000 Everybody thinks they're on the right side of history until they're written into history.

00:34:36.000 Hitler. 0.57

00:34:37.000 He's convinced he's on the right side of history.

00:34:38.000 Yeah, he's like, guys, listen, we all agree, right?

00:34:42.000 Like, I used to do a bit back in the day where I would say, like, Hitler was probably just an open mic guy. 0.59

00:34:46.000 He was like, I got some funny stuff about the Jews.

00:34:48.000 Let me go out on this balcony and see if any of these bits work.

00:34:51.000 And then he came off just shocked, like, oh, no, dude, they're making the uniforms.

00:34:55.000 Like, they didn't know that was.

00:34:59.000 Guys, I didn't mean it like that, but I guess now we're on our way.

00:35:02.000 You know, so it's like the idea that everything is just to be taken as seriously as the next is it's a scary place to be in society.

00:35:12.000 Well, it's, you know, reading your tweets, like I'm obsessed with the one, hey, Asian lady at the pool, close your legs. 1.00

00:35:17.000 We don't want to look at your slanty pussy. 1.00

00:35:20.000 That's just so stupid.

00:35:22.000 And it reminds me of how we, you know, we used to joke around and how we still joke around when we feel like it's safe in bars.

00:35:29.000 And it's just like, that's what pure comedy is.

00:35:32.000 It's so sort of, I don't know what the word is, clunky and dumb and ofish. 1.00

00:35:38.000 And I sound like I'm insulting you here, but I really mean like that's that's the nature of fun.

00:35:43.000 It's just stupid.

00:35:44.000 It's jumping off a roof into a pool with a beer in your hand.

00:35:48.000 Yeah.

00:35:48.000 Well, sometimes to poke fun at ignorance, you have to play ignorant.

00:35:52.000 Right.

00:35:52.000 And to me, that's the fun of comedy.

00:35:54.000 That's that's and there's so many comedians that have done that historically.

00:35:58.000 I mean, like, I wanted to go through the list when people were going, oh, you should never use the N-word.

00:36:03.000 I go, listen, if you want to fire every white comic that's used the N-word, I'm at the back of a very long line going back about 20 years.

00:36:09.000 Right.

00:36:10.000 And most of them are black.

00:36:11.000 Yeah, well, that's true.

00:36:13.000 But there are plenty of white ones.

00:36:14.000 David Cross, Louis C.K. I mean, you know, I remember Kurt Metzger had a bit where right after the Boston bombing, and he's talking about the Sarnev brothers.

00:36:25.000 And he's standing there on stage, and he goes, am I the only guy who, when he heard that, he went, dinosaurs did this to us?

00:36:35.000 And it made me have one of those like spit takes because playing a guy who thought Sarnevs were a type of dinosaur is fucking hilarious.

00:36:45.000 But these people, and these people know that, right?

00:36:47.000 But that woman, Babs, trying to get you fired, she knows that slanty pussy, whatever, isn't a thing, but she's doing it for power because they want to have power over us and they want to be able to get us fired and get us ostracized and make us feel unsafe so they can be the arbiters of freedom. 1.00

00:37:04.000 Yeah, I agree.

00:37:05.000 And I tweeted something over the weekend.

00:37:07.000 I was kind of in this rant of self-reflection and I said, like, when we start to apologize for jokes, we start to apologize for words or negotiate language, we're negotiating the terms of surrender, not of freedom.

00:37:18.000 We're not making compromises that make us more free.

00:37:22.000 We're surrendering those freedoms for other people's comfort.

00:37:25.000 And I said this a million times, different podcasts and things.

00:37:28.000 The discomfort in my life in every scenario has created the most amount of growth in my life.

00:37:34.000 Any situation I've ever been thrust in that's made me uncomfortable has made me have new perspective, has made me grow up and mature.

00:37:40.000 And so I try to create that energy in comedy so that the audience walks away and isn't challenged to think differently, but to question how they think through things, to question, you know, well, wait a minute, why am I okay with one kind of racism versus another kind of racism?

00:37:55.000 Or why am I against homophobia, but so unwilling to understand pedophilia?

00:38:00.000 It's not about endorsing anything.

00:38:02.000 It's about making you question as human beings, why do we rationalize one thing versus the other?

00:38:08.000 It's sort of like, why is the totalitarian racism against white people now super accepted versus everything else, right?

00:38:16.000 Like you seem convinced it's about power.

00:38:19.000 Like even the trans thing with the names, I saw this debate with Jordan Peterson and some trans woman from New Zealand.

00:38:24.000 And she says, she says, why?

00:38:27.000 Look, it's not that hard.

00:38:28.000 One trick you could do is just have the name in the phone and then it'll say their pronouns and you just have a look at your phone.

00:38:34.000 And she goes, it's just a matter of being a decent person.

00:38:36.000 And that's the lie they say to gain power.

00:38:39.000 Like whenever you meet me, could you curtsy?

00:38:42.000 What?

00:38:42.000 It's just a curtsy.

00:38:43.000 You just go like that.

00:38:44.000 How hard is that?

00:38:45.000 It's just being a decent person.

00:38:46.000 You're like, okay, fine.

00:38:47.000 Curtsy.

00:38:48.000 And then it's a curtsy and then it's a pronoun and then it's no jokes and then you're fired.

00:38:51.000 And the next thing you know, you're a slave to these new Victorians, these Puritans. 1.00

00:38:56.000 Yeah, I like that phrase.

00:38:58.000 We are going back into a Puritanical place when it comes to language and speech and ideas.

00:39:03.000 You know, I shared clips of Carlin's bit about language when all this happened, and people said, Well, you can't really use that because we're in a different time now.

00:39:13.000 And I go, Actually, if you watch the clip, we're in the exact same time now.

00:39:17.000 And everything that he predicted came true.

00:39:19.000 He said, It's getting worse, we're becoming bigger pussies with language, and eventually you're not going to be able to say anything.

00:39:25.000 And so, guys like him, and I think guys like me have to take up the mantle and being willing to fight to the death to do so.

00:39:31.000 Yeah, it's amazing that they go in the past and say, no, it's a different time now.

00:39:35.000 Yeah, that's bad.

00:39:37.000 We should be getting freer and cooler and less uptight.

00:39:40.000 Not more uptight.

00:39:42.000 That's terrible.

00:39:42.000 So what we're running out of time here.

00:39:44.000 Actually, we've gone way over because you're such a chatty Kathy.

00:39:49.000 What was the ramifications of all this?

00:39:51.000 What was the fallout?

00:39:52.000 The only real fallout was that I got dropped by my agency, which wasn't surprising out of this whole thing.

00:39:59.000 But that was really it.

00:40:00.000 I mean, the positive ramifications have been I think it's attracted a lot more people that are into the kind of stuff that I do.

00:40:06.000 And what I told my agents when we had that conversation was, I didn't pick up a microphone 11 years ago to be the next Guy Fieri.

00:40:13.000 So if that's what they were hoping I would conform to and become, they picked the wrong guy.

00:40:18.000 You know, I picked up a microphone to be a comedian and to do the kind of comedy I want to do.

00:40:21.000 And that's what I'm going to keep doing.

00:40:23.000 So will you ever get a food show again?

00:40:26.000 I don't know, man.

00:40:27.000 Maybe if anything becomes more punk rock again, who knows?

00:40:30.000 But it's so interesting when the Anthony Bourdain thing happened, everybody talked about how he marched to the beat of his own drum, and then everything in society is us telling people they're not allowed to do that anymore.

00:40:43.000 Well, he said that white people are horrible.

00:40:46.000 He didn't invite them to certain events, no white people events.

00:40:49.000 He said the only future for world peace is when there's no more white people and we're all one sort of cappuccino color. 0.99

00:40:55.000 So that kind of rebellion is cool.

00:40:57.000 We like that kind of stuff.

00:40:59.000 But saying slanty pussy, you need to be fired. 1.00

00:41:04.000 Well, thank you for fighting the good fight.

00:41:06.000 And it's insane that we have to choose such a strange battleground, making a funny quip.

00:41:11.000 But if that's the line in the sand they draw, Orwell said, within every joke is a tiny revolution.

00:41:16.000 And I'll fight to the death for my right to joke around with my friends.

00:41:20.000 Well, the thing that I thought was the most funny was in the Van Lathan podcast where I asked him about dark jokes.

00:41:24.000 And he said, well, I make horrible jokes about other races and women and stuff in tiny little groups with my friends via like group texts.

00:41:32.000 And I was like, so you agree that these things are funny, but the difference is I'm a comedian and you're not.

00:41:37.000 I don't understand why you think one is okay and the other one is not.

00:41:40.000 He's like, well, you put it into public and that's not okay.

00:41:43.000 I was like, no, that's what being a comedian is.

00:41:46.000 That's your job.

00:41:47.000 That's like saying I make certain meals for my family, but I don't put them out there the way you do, professional chef who works at a restaurant.

00:41:54.000 Right.

00:41:56.000 All right, man.

00:41:56.000 Well, thanks for coming on the show.

00:41:57.000 I like you more than a friend.

00:41:58.000 Thanks for having me.

00:41:59.000 I appreciate it.

00:41:59.000 Thanks, Gavin.

00:42:00.000 Bye.

00:42:04.000 This is a sad video.

00:42:05.000 Some people are occasionally down on their luck and they're forced out of their homes.

00:42:10.000 And what they do is they build a safe, neat, tucked away little encampment that has maybe a food preparing area and then a little side table with a novel, maybe the Bible, and then not that the Bible's a novel, and then a modest cot.

00:42:26.000 It's an encampment.

00:42:27.000 It's where a person lives for a while while they're getting their life back together.

00:42:31.000 And then these evil, rich white men come along and destroy it because they hate the poor.

00:42:37.000 And we have a video of that.

00:42:38.000 Let's roll the tape.

00:42:43.000 There's this nice encampment.

00:42:46.000 I think the bad guy, the jogger there, that's the evil white man.

00:42:50.000 I think he's in the living room of the encampment now.

00:42:54.000 Look at that.

00:42:58.000 How is that?

00:42:59.000 The reason I'm being sarcastic, by the way, is because the article, the link for this talked about man destroys homeless man's encampment.

00:43:07.000 And look, they're all yelling at him.

00:43:09.000 It's garbage.

00:43:13.000 You can't own garbage.

00:43:15.000 This man at Lake Merritt, that Lake Shore Apenneau.

00:43:21.000 Look, they're so mad at him for wanting to clean up a mentally ill person's garbage pile. 1.00

00:43:28.000 God, we're so politically correct.

00:43:29.000 This is in Oakland, by the way, which is just a complete total and utter sh ⁇ . 0.79

00:43:34.000 Look at that.

00:43:35.000 He's got crap in the water.

00:43:37.000 Did our buddy throw it there?

00:43:38.000 That's not really helping, dude.

00:43:41.000 You need contractor bags to clean up.

00:43:43.000 Where's he going?

00:43:45.000 So someone wants to clean up their park, and the politically correct liberal view is that this is a nice man's home that's being vandalized.

00:43:56.000 What do you want me to do?

00:43:57.000 No, a jogger's in good shape, and he wants his park to look nice.

00:44:01.000 God, I hate liberals.

00:44:03.000 This goes back to the whole thrust of the whole show.

00:44:05.000 Liberals want destruction so they can win.

00:44:08.000 And they don't care if it makes the park look disgusting.

00:44:11.000 The park being all of America.

00:44:13.000 And some of us are trying to get in shape and get the country in shape.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 13, 2018

Ep 142 | Kim Possible | Get Off My Lawn

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