Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 14, 2018


Ep 143 | Into the Unknown | Get Off My Lawn


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Kevin talks to Mike the cop about the latest in the case against the NYPD, Chelsea Manning, and Rudy Giuliani s affair. Plus, a video that proves racism is still alive and well in the modern era. And a new album from Courtney Barnett.

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00:00:19.000 Live from New York, it's get off my lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
00:00:26.000 Where you're standing jump the creek and watch the sun shine swim.
00:00:40.000 You're found in a pace in the inn.
00:00:46.000 That's Australia's Courtney Barnett.
00:00:49.000 I think she's gay. 1.00
00:00:51.000 She's got a new album out.
00:00:53.000 Oh, this jacket kind of feeds back.
00:00:56.000 Cool.
00:00:57.000 Looks like a Max Headroom future jacket from Blade Runner.
00:01:03.000 She's very talented.
00:01:05.000 Her earlier stuff's a lot more palatable if you want to go check her out.
00:01:10.000 I'm walking around with lots of pseudo-ephidrine.
00:01:13.000 It's like sort of talky poetry stuff.
00:01:16.000 She's wonderful.
00:01:17.000 I'm really getting into Australian bands these days.
00:01:20.000 They've got a great music scene.
00:01:21.000 I don't know why that is.
00:01:23.000 Isn't it too hot to play music there?
00:01:25.000 Maybe it's so hot that you end up in an air-conditioned jam space and you go, let's just stay here and drink beer.
00:01:30.000 Put another shrimp on the bobby.
00:01:33.000 Not a big news day here, folks.
00:01:35.000 The New York Post is basically the same as it was yesterday.
00:01:39.000 He's saying, sorry, there's no guarantees with North Korea, but I feel pretty good about it. 1.00
00:01:45.000 And what have you ever done?
00:01:47.000 And Rudy Giuliani has been caught cheating at 74.
00:01:52.000 Now, I don't really care about infidelity.
00:01:56.000 I mean, I think it's wrong, and I don't like divorce, and I think it's terrible for kids.
00:02:00.000 But this guy's 74, and your sex life is none of my beeswax. 0.97
00:02:04.000 I don't care how it affects your job.
00:02:06.000 So we don't really have an intro today.
00:02:09.000 I want to dive right into it because there's two things I really want to get to, and I want to spend some time on these.
00:02:13.000 Thing one, I want to talk to Mike the cop about two cases, two videos going around.
00:02:18.000 AJ Plus is pushing.
00:02:19.000 That's the Saudi Arabian network, the Arab network, Al Jazeera, has rebranded itself as a cool hipster thing where they push a Muslim agenda and a very left-wing agenda, and part of that is crapping on cops. 0.93
00:02:33.000 So the two videos are, one, this fit black guy determined to murder a cop, resists tasing and being hit by a car and being hit by a tree, and he gets shot. 0.65
00:02:44.000 And so this is another example of police brutality, even though the cop is black and he'd be dead if he didn't kill the perp. 0.59
00:02:51.000 And then another one is a little more ambiguous.
00:02:52.000 Chelsea Manning threatened to kill herself and the police entered her house to check on her with guns drawn.
00:02:59.000 And I'm told that's a huge no-no, but it doesn't seem like a no-no to me.
00:03:06.000 In fact, upstate, my alarm went off.
00:03:08.000 My neighbor's alarm went off and I went to check on it.
00:03:11.000 And the cop had his gun drawn when I went to the door.
00:03:14.000 So I'm not sure.
00:03:16.000 The cops here tell me that they shouldn't have had guns drawn to do a wellness check.
00:03:20.000 Anyway, let's dive right in.
00:03:22.000 Oh yeah, sorry.
00:03:23.000 And thing two is a video the MTV put out to prove racism exists.
00:03:29.000 And they use examples such as, there were Irish slaves, but the Irish slaves were indentured servants.
00:03:38.000 That proves that racism is alive and well today.
00:03:43.000 Can you help me out here?
00:03:44.000 Discussing the different jobs slaves had 400 years ago is proof that 2018 is racist.
00:03:51.000 It's some of the worst logic imaginable.
00:03:54.000 And I blame the school system.
00:03:55.000 And just the general state of critical thinking today is really hitting all-time low.
00:04:01.000 Anyway, in order to explore those two things with any kind of depth and thoroughness, with any kind of ingenuity, with any kind of, God, my vocabulary gets worse every day.
00:04:16.000 It's Twitter.
00:04:16.000 I got to quit Twitter.
00:04:17.000 I got to quit my phone.
00:04:18.000 I can hear my vocabulary die.
00:04:23.000 Beyond a shadow of a doubt, unequivocally.
00:04:25.000 Anyway, we're going to do the cop first and then the racism thing and then we're done the show.
00:04:29.000 Mike, are you there?
00:04:31.000 I am.
00:04:33.000 Welcome back to the show.
00:04:35.000 Good to have you.
00:04:36.000 I want to go through, are you plugging your mug there by pretending to drink from it?
00:04:40.000 There's absolutely nothing in this mug.
00:04:44.000 And it's not for sale.
00:04:45.000 So there's no merch plugs for me.
00:04:48.000 No need to plug it.
00:04:50.000 I want to go through these two videos because the general sort of understanding with all danger with cops now is the cops are wrong.
00:05:00.000 You should have shot him in the toes.
00:05:01.000 You should have put a lasso around his neck.
00:05:04.000 No, not around his neck.
00:05:06.000 Around his feet and done that sort of Brazilian thing with the balls. 0.99
00:05:11.000 Right, yes.
00:05:13.000 And the situation always looks like the cops are innocent to me, but I'm biased.
00:05:19.000 So let's go through a couple of these.
00:05:20.000 This is a crazy black man, 24 years old, fit as a fiddle. 1.00
00:05:26.000 And he looks like he's fit.
00:05:28.000 He looks like he could deliver some blows.
00:05:32.000 So he's attacking these guys and screaming that he's going to kill them if they use their tasers on him.
00:05:40.000 Let's show a bit of that, shall we?
00:05:45.000 And we need the audio there.
00:05:57.000 Oh, jeez.
00:06:01.000 What is he doing?
00:06:03.000 seems to be mentally unstable as we speak He crashed in the trees.
00:06:15.000 Stay in the car!
00:06:16.000 Mel just ran into 95 and got struck.
00:06:27.000 And by the way, can you just pause it there?
00:06:29.000 You'll notice that he's pretty good after being hit by a car.
00:06:35.000 Better than I'd be, I think.
00:06:37.000 Yeah.
00:06:37.000 Like, no matter where you got hit, it's very painful to be hit by a car.
00:06:42.000 So I've heard.
00:06:44.000 And I've never been tased.
00:06:46.000 I've been pepper sprayed, but I've never been tased.
00:06:48.000 And I'm told it shakes you to your core.
00:06:52.000 It sucks.
00:06:54.000 It is absolutely terrible.
00:06:57.000 So if someone's coming back after a tase, they're at a superhuman level of strength and menia.
00:07:03.000 Yeah, yeah, mistakes have been made at that point in their lives.
00:07:08.000 All right, let's go back to this rage.
00:07:16.000 Oh, he's doing Snow Angel.
00:07:23.000 Okay, this is crucial.
00:07:34.000 He appears to get the taser off him.
00:07:36.000 I feel like I see the taser in someone else's...
00:07:44.000 and then he's got another one or that's the same one Alright, so that's enough of that.
00:07:59.000 Do you notice that guy's still cruising around after getting shot a couple times?
00:08:03.000 Yeah, yeah, that was sort of...
00:08:11.000 Yeah, he'd already been shot, and he's still running around like nothing happened.
00:08:15.000 And I've never been shot either, but I hear that experience is just flaming heat and then blackness.
00:08:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:25.000 I've thought about trying it a couple times, and my friends have talked me out of it.
00:08:29.000 Well, the crazy part of that video comes later where the family says that our brother or whatever was reaching out for help and he didn't get help.
00:08:29.000 Thankfully.
00:08:37.000 He got shot.
00:08:38.000 He got two fatal bullets or something like that.
00:08:40.000 Yeah.
00:08:41.000 Yeah.
00:08:42.000 What?
00:08:43.000 I love how they put on the screen, this is a school teacher.
00:08:47.000 Look, I don't care if that guy made a merit badge for sewing when he was eight years old in the Cub Scouts.
00:08:52.000 It's really irrelevant to the fact that he's running around naked, hyped up on some type of special Mountain Dew and trying to attack and kill a cop.
00:09:00.000 Yeah, and making it very clear, I'm going to kill you.
00:09:03.000 Yeah, it doesn't, sometimes you wonder, like, well, what was his real intention?
00:09:06.000 Well, this time he said he's going to kill him.
00:09:09.000 Yeah, you made it pretty clear.
00:09:10.000 Well, I don't, you're not NYPD, right?
00:09:13.000 No.
00:09:14.000 Because here, the cops in New York say they have such a crazy tool belt of stuff from tasers and stun guns and wooden bullets and all this crap that if you shoot a perp, an EDP, an emotionally disturbed person, no matter what he's doing, you're going to lose your job because there's so many other options that you're supposed to try out first.
00:09:36.000 Yeah, well, I mean, they tried, he tried talking.
00:09:40.000 We saw how well that went.
00:09:41.000 He tried to tase him.
00:09:42.000 That didn't have any effect at all.
00:09:43.000 And then he got attacked after he tased him.
00:09:46.000 You can't see exactly what happens with the body cam, but you will notice after the tasing, the cop's hand comes out with the taser and it's got blood all over the taser in his hand.
00:09:57.000 So he had been injured.
00:09:59.000 The cop apparently had been injured on some level and recognized whether it's from experience or in the moment.
00:10:06.000 I'm in trouble here.
00:10:08.000 Nothing else is working.
00:10:10.000 I'm not going to be able to physically control this guy.
00:10:12.000 Taser's not working.
00:10:13.000 He says he's going to kill me.
00:10:14.000 He won't stop attacking me.
00:10:16.000 What are the options left?
00:10:19.000 Well, also, as a cop, you don't want to be knocked out or incapacitated because now he's going to grab your gun.
00:10:25.000 Oh, exactly.
00:10:26.000 That's why people have to understand.
00:10:29.000 Oh, he's unarmed.
00:10:30.000 He was unarmed and naked.
00:10:31.000 Well, first of all, if I was naked, that'd be pretty distracting.
00:10:35.000 So that's kind of, I have a weapon, so to speak.
00:10:38.000 Yeah, mine's so big I could use it as a giant snake that could wrap around their neck several times.
00:10:43.000 I actually become a more deadly weapon when I'm naked.
00:10:46.000 I swing it like this and just start hitting the guy like a big dildo.
00:10:52.000 But in any unarmed encounter with the cops, there's still always one gun involved, and that's the one that the police officer has.
00:11:01.000 An officer at one of my departments was killed by an unarmed 16-year-old that he gave a ride home to after they got into a scuple, and they fell down a flight of stairs together, and the officer hit his head and kind of blacked out and woke up to his gun being out of his holster.
00:11:18.000 So there's always a gun at play.
00:11:19.000 So that's what people have to understand.
00:11:21.000 Okay, well, so I think, and by the way, that cop was black, but AJ Plus and the left is trying to make this another example of racism.
00:11:30.000 I was actually surprised that they made that video of that just because of the fact that it already doesn't really fit the narrative that cops are out hunting black folks.
00:11:39.000 Well, it's a bright day, and he's not that dark-skinned. 1.00
00:11:42.000 So your brain could go for like tanned white man, and that's what they're hoping will go with. 0.51
00:11:48.000 Yeah.
00:11:49.000 Okay, this one, so he better not get fired.
00:11:52.000 That seems very cut and dry.
00:11:54.000 The fact there's a backlash against that is insane.
00:11:57.000 But here's another one that I think is much more ambiguous.
00:12:00.000 So Chelsea Manning, the Antifa trader who leaked secrets and did seven years in prison, I believe, was away from home.
00:12:08.000 But she had tweeted out a picture of herself standing on the edge of a building and said, I give up.
00:12:14.000 I can't do this anymore.
00:12:16.000 So they have to do what they call a wellness check, where they go in and make sure that this EDP isn't nuts.
00:12:23.000 I mean, isn't going to kill herself. 0.98
00:12:26.000 So she has cameras in her house. 0.61
00:12:27.000 Let's look at some of the footage here.
00:12:34.000 This is the intercept, which is a little less liberal than AJ Plus.
00:12:42.000 Oh, that's AJ Plus?
00:12:44.000 Oh, no, AG Plus is reporting on the intercept.
00:12:51.000 Okay, so I don't care about the key.
00:12:53.000 That's fine.
00:12:55.000 Why is they're making that look?
00:12:56.000 We don't know how it could have turned out had Chelsea.
00:12:59.000 Look at this guy.
00:13:00.000 But they definitely had four cops coming in with their gun that wasn't.
00:13:04.000 Okay, go back a bit there, Dave.
00:13:06.000 Because it looked like one of them had a taser, but the others had guns.
00:13:11.000 Yeah, that's probably what they did.
00:13:14.000 typically you would decide before you go into a place like that who's going to have a taser out, who's going to have a gun out.
00:13:21.000 We don't know how it works.
00:13:22.000 Okay, well, here in New York, Cops are telling me you don't have a gun drawn when you go check on someone.
00:13:28.000 That's really bad news.
00:13:30.000 You'd have a taser out.
00:13:31.000 You'd maybe have a shield.
00:13:33.000 But drawing guns is a huge no-no.
00:13:37.000 I think it depends on the circumstance.
00:13:40.000 So in this case, if they're making entry into a place, somebody probably needs to have a gun drawn.
00:13:48.000 I think that's wise.
00:13:49.000 NYPD may have a different policy.
00:13:51.000 If I was in that same group of four people who had to enter into a home for any reason, I don't even care what the reason is.
00:13:59.000 If I'm walking into a door that I don't know what's on the other side, we're probably going to have both of those items drawn.
00:14:06.000 Oh, really?
00:14:07.000 So say a neighbor says, I heard yelling next door.
00:14:10.000 Can you go check it out?
00:14:11.000 And then you go there and you can maybe hear music, but no one's in there.
00:14:14.000 Well, I wouldn't go in the house in that case.
00:14:18.000 So this is like every case is different and probably boundaries of state law for what extent you handle well-being checks or wellness checks is going to be different.
00:14:30.000 You know, laws are constantly changing with the mental health and how law enforcement relates to that.
00:14:35.000 So they're different for juveniles with adults.
00:14:38.000 And I would have to have a pretty strong, reasonable suspicion to believe that someone is in danger in the home, whether it's someone in danger of themselves or others before I could enter into that.
00:14:54.000 So like the domestic example, if somebody heard arguing and I show up and I don't hear arguing, well, I'm not going to go in the home.
00:15:03.000 I don't have any constitutional standing to just walk into somebody's house just because someone called and said they heard arguing.
00:15:09.000 So this is a little bit different because somebody with standing in Chelsea's life had to have contacted the police department in order for her to be checked on.
00:15:21.000 So when you have family members or someone that has a particular connection and there's a lot of information that AJ Plus or whoever is there is not giving us, then they made the decision to go in.
00:15:34.000 And it doesn't seem like they're debating that someone shouldn't have gone to the house or gone in.
00:15:38.000 But yeah, I would definitely have a gun drawn and a taser drawn if I'm going in there because two reasons, if you'll indulge me real quick.
00:15:46.000 One is there was a young female officer killed here because some guy wanted to kill a cop and called instead the neighbor had a barking dog.
00:15:55.000 So they walk up top and then he shoots her in the face with a shotgun.
00:15:58.000 So it's not uncommon to get almost like a reverse swatting call that you've got to be careful of.
00:16:05.000 It doesn't happen all the time, but that's the problem.
00:16:08.000 It's kind of like walk across a minefield and tell them, well, there's only four mines left.
00:16:13.000 So walk across this mile-long thing.
00:16:15.000 And so you're going to be on the defensive, obviously.
00:16:17.000 You want to be ready.
00:16:20.000 So there's that.
00:16:22.000 And two is that obviously the family would be upset if she had hurt herself or someone else and the police took no action.
00:16:32.000 So you kind of put the police in a position where at some point, well, you got to do something.
00:16:37.000 Well, there's a few other criteria no one's talking about.
00:16:41.000 One, this is an ex-con.
00:16:43.000 Now, I know she's a frail little mentally ill homosexual. 1.00
00:16:47.000 We call a woman.
00:16:50.000 But that's still in the books.
00:16:53.000 This is an ex-con.
00:16:54.000 So they've been to jail.
00:16:56.000 They have a prison.
00:16:57.000 Sorry, they have a criminal record.
00:17:00.000 Two, it's ex-military.
00:17:02.000 So this person has gun training.
00:17:04.000 And if we're going to just go by the calls, it's going to say, ex-con, ex-military, military training, has said, I'm going to kill myself.
00:17:13.000 I don't care about my life.
00:17:15.000 There's a lot of dangerous criteria there.
00:17:17.000 And here's another one that no one would ever talk about.
00:17:20.000 They're all women. 1.00
00:17:24.000 Wait, is he?
00:17:25.000 Wait, is she?
00:17:27.000 What?
00:17:27.000 Chelsea Manning seems to go back and forth.
00:17:30.000 But the cops going in there, and I seem to be one of the only people who thinks that women should not be police officers. 0.99
00:17:36.000 These chunky broads that look like my mom are going in there. 1.00
00:17:40.000 Yeah, the one looks like she just passed the witch under the house and the wiggle of oz.
00:17:44.000 She's a tiny little tiny little thing there. 0.99
00:17:47.000 It's like my mother-in-law is going to go beat up an ex-military, ex-con. 0.99
00:17:51.000 Look at them.
00:17:52.000 They look like your friend's girlfriend. 0.56
00:17:55.000 I think the one in the back, actually, that's a costume.
00:17:58.000 And she just tagged along or something.
00:18:00.000 I don't know what's going on there.
00:18:01.000 It's a Halloween party.
00:18:04.000 Well, we're out of time, Mike, but what's the final verdict here?
00:18:04.000 All right.
00:18:08.000 The cops are innocent in both videos?
00:18:12.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:18:13.000 Yeah, there's the fact that this is trumped up is beyond me.
00:18:18.000 I'm actually surprised the Chelsea Mannon thing hasn't had more traction.
00:18:22.000 I hadn't heard about that.
00:18:23.000 So usually the biggest stories will usually come across me.
00:18:28.000 But I hadn't heard about that at all.
00:18:30.000 So that's really interesting one.
00:18:32.000 I'm going to try to dig into it a little bit more and do a video reaction to it myself.
00:18:37.000 It should be good.
00:18:38.000 Well, let's check in with you soon.
00:18:38.000 Okay, cool.
00:18:40.000 Thanks for being on the show, buddy.
00:18:41.000 All right.
00:18:41.000 Thank you, man.
00:18:46.000 Hi, guys.
00:18:47.000 This is a lady, Francesca, I believe is her name.
00:18:50.000 I think she just goes by Francesca.
00:18:52.000 Maybe it's Francesca Ramsey. 0.95
00:18:54.000 Anyway, she does these videos called Decoded for MTV, where in a very snarky and patronizing way, she explains to you things that she actually knows nothing about.
00:19:05.000 Now, just for fun, and this is lame of me, I'd like to sort of get into her head just for a second here.
00:19:12.000 I think I recognize a type here.
00:19:15.000 And this type is, usually grew up with a white mom or in a middle-class black family in a white community, went to liberal arts school with white people, is dating a white guy, probably has this script written by white people.
00:19:30.000 And what these kind of black people are is they tend to be more militant than normal black people. 1.00
00:19:37.000 Like you meet a black guy on a construction site, he's not talking about Malcolm X or race at all, really.
00:19:44.000 But these people won't shut up about it.
00:19:46.000 And I think, and they always have sort of African-y hair, too.
00:19:49.000 They never have like Beyoncé weave like real black people like to get. 1.00
00:19:53.000 They always have to have braids or cornrows or an afro or something.
00:19:57.000 And here's the deal.
00:19:58.000 When you're a visible minority surrounded by whites, whites cherish you. 0.89
00:20:03.000 I noticed this in the suburbs.
00:20:04.000 There's very few black people where I live now.
00:20:06.000 And whenever there's a black person around, they get giddy and excited.
00:20:09.000 Or comedians are like this around Questlove.
00:20:11.000 They're always like, oh, my big, huge black friend.
00:20:14.000 Yay.
00:20:14.000 Hi, can I get you anything?
00:20:16.000 So one condition, though, you have, they don't want their black person. 1.00
00:20:20.000 You know, they see blacks as pets.
00:20:21.000 They don't want their black person to be too white. 0.74
00:20:25.000 You know that?
00:20:26.000 You're the whitest black guy I've ever met is used as an insult.
00:20:29.000 It means you're not cool enough.
00:20:31.000 You're not cultural enough for me.
00:20:34.000 So to cater to these liberals who cherish blacks, they get more militant.
00:20:40.000 They get more black power. 0.84
00:20:41.000 They talk about race a lot.
00:20:43.000 And then the white people feel good because they go, look at this.
00:20:46.000 I have a real black friend.
00:20:47.000 Like she's always talking about race and Malcolm X and she has an Afro and she wears African dashikis and stuff. 0.65
00:20:53.000 She's super, super black. 1.00
00:20:55.000 So I don't have your average black friend.
00:20:57.000 I've got like a real one.
00:20:58.000 I've got a bonafide one.
00:20:59.000 I have a collector's edition black person.
00:21:02.000 So that's why I think she's chosen this job.
00:21:05.000 I think that she is catering to white guilt because it's good money and it's what whites want their pet blacks to be. 0.97
00:21:14.000 It's kind of bizarrely racist in a way that we have her performing these acts to appease us.
00:21:20.000 Anyway, this one is called People Who Deny Racism Are Stupid Jerks Like Me.
00:21:28.000 I can't help but think this is directed to me because I always say this.
00:21:31.000 I always deny racism.
00:21:33.000 Now, obviously, there's a guy in the South who used the N-word yesterday.
00:21:37.000 Sure.
00:21:37.000 There's also a bunch of black people who said cracker.
00:21:40.000 So the little thin layer of racism that still exists, and I'm not denying it existed, the thin layer of racism still exists cancels itself out.
00:21:48.000 For every time a black guy doesn't get a job, there's an affirmative action guy where he got a job because he's black. 0.63
00:21:53.000 It's all basically awash at this point.
00:21:55.000 And there's a hell of a lot bigger prejudices like, for example, uglyism.
00:22:00.000 Uglyism is like 10 light years more prevalent than racism.
00:22:06.000 Anyway, let's, I haven't seen this yet, but I can just tell by the title it's going to be fun to debunk her debunking.
00:22:12.000 Have you ever had someone try and tell you that racism doesn't exist?
00:22:16.000 Well, here's why they're wrong.
00:22:19.000 Here's why they're wrong.
00:22:20.000 Notice the lack of curiosity.
00:22:22.000 It's just I'm going to tell you what's going on.
00:22:24.000 All right, today we're going to go through the most common excuses used to deny racism.
00:22:28.000 Let's take a look.
00:22:29.000 Um, we have a black president, so racism, poof.
00:22:35.000 She's not denying that the election of president she's talking about me, like not necessarily Gavin McInnis, but me as a type of person.
00:22:41.000 She really has a lot of respect for the people with the opposing view, does she not?
00:22:46.000 We're like, that wasn't even Down syndrome.
00:22:49.000 That was someone who was in a severe car accident and has brain damage.
00:22:54.000 And yeah, I think it is a pretty big deal there's a black president. 1.00
00:22:58.000 In fact, you know what I noticed after Obama was elected?
00:23:01.000 Boomers going, I was kind of shocked that America voted for a black guy. 1.00
00:23:07.000 And I would get pissed off as a new American and go, so you're calling us racist then?
00:23:13.000 If you're shocked that Obama was elected, then you just assumed we're racist.
00:23:17.000 Electing a black president is pretty consequential.
00:23:21.000 I think it's pretty much the end of the line as far as the race hucksters go. 0.97
00:23:26.000 How are you denying that?
00:23:27.000 Oh, it's just one president.
00:23:28.000 God, thank the Lord he was not shot.
00:23:32.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:23:34.000 And Barack Obama was a huge sign of progress, but it didn't stop anyone from making racist jokes and memes about the first family.
00:23:40.000 Plus, Obama's first term was surrounded by rumors that he wasn't really American and that he was a Kenyan Muslim out to destroy America.
00:23:47.000 Stop bring me all right.
00:23:49.000 So then that looks kind of anti-Semitic, by the way, what she's doing there. 1.00
00:23:55.000 Here's how fact-checking goes.
00:23:57.000 Birtherism has nothing to do with racism.
00:24:01.000 The birthers claim that his birth certificate is fake and he was not born in Hawaii, like he claims.
00:24:10.000 Now, I am agnostic on this subject.
00:24:12.000 I've never seen the birth certificate.
00:24:14.000 I don't really care.
00:24:15.000 I mean, the guy's basically Americans.
00:24:17.000 If he hustled some paperwork to become president, it's not a big deal to me.
00:24:20.000 But I have talked to people, Charles C. Johnson, to be specific, who claims, swears on a stack of Bibles that he's seen the fake birth certificate and it's clearly Photoshopped.
00:24:30.000 It's clearly fake.
00:24:32.000 So I don't know either way, but I'm definitely not arrogant about it.
00:24:36.000 And I definitely don't see it as evidence of racism because someone's mean to a black person is not evidence of racism.
00:24:42.000 I saw someone do this to me the other day.
00:24:44.000 They were saying, oh yeah, you don't think you're racist?
00:24:46.000 You made fun of, and then he lists like five black people.
00:24:49.000 I've made fun of a billion people.
00:24:52.000 The fact that some of them are black is actually proof that I don't see race as a factor.
00:24:56.000 But anyway, go ahead.
00:24:58.000 Terrible evidence so far.
00:24:59.000 The secret Muslim birth certificate.
00:25:03.000 Which, by the way, is a bogus conspiracy theory rooted in racism and more specifically Islamophobia.
00:25:08.000 Oh! 0.60
00:25:10.000 Yes, it is.
00:25:11.000 It's not rooted in racism.
00:25:12.000 I don't know where.
00:25:13.000 You don't just get to say things and pretend they're a fact.
00:25:17.000 But yes, our fear of Obama's love of Islam is a form of a phobia.
00:25:25.000 I was scared.
00:25:26.000 I was scared at the way he was so friendly with Iran. 0.72
00:25:29.000 I was scared when he said, we shall not insult the prophet of Islam.
00:25:33.000 I was scared when he said, he started justifying jihadism by saying, well, we did some pretty bad stuff from the Crusades, you know?
00:25:40.000 Remember all that?
00:25:41.000 Sounds like a pretty justified phobia to me.
00:25:44.000 And again, Islam's not a race.
00:25:46.000 So you're still at zero, Francesca.
00:25:50.000 But this is fun.
00:25:52.000 Racism?
00:25:53.000 Then what about Oprah?
00:25:55.000 Boom.
00:25:56.000 Let's put this to rest once and for all.
00:25:58.000 Will Smith saved us from aliens, not racism.
00:26:01.000 One person overcoming incredible obstacles doesn't make those obstacles disappear for everyone else.
00:26:06.000 That's like saying, J.K. Rowling was a single mom on welfare, and now she's a billionaire.
00:26:12.000 Dismantle all government assistance.
00:26:14.000 Hey, hey.
00:26:15.000 Just stop.
00:26:16.000 I'm lost.
00:26:17.000 Oprah is a good example of a woman who, by the way, had the worst childhood thanks to black people. 1.00
00:26:25.000 Black people raped her. 1.00
00:26:26.000 Black people beat her. 1.00
00:26:28.000 Black relatives molested her, not white ones. 0.99
00:26:32.000 And despite all that, she busted her ass and became one of the richest people in the world.
00:26:37.000 Sounds like President Obama to me.
00:26:40.000 I'm not denying struggles exist.
00:26:42.000 I'm saying your contention that we won't hire black people is clearly not true.
00:26:47.000 Here's the deal.
00:26:48.000 And this is especially true, I think, of white guys. 0.55
00:26:51.000 But we want the thing, the machine to move along.
00:26:55.000 Like, I don't see Koreans or Japanese having this trait as much as white people, white men specifically.
00:27:01.000 And our thing is, let's get the ball rolling.
00:27:03.000 Let's get this tractor rolling. 1.00
00:27:04.000 Let's get this machine on the go.
00:27:07.000 Maybe that's why the American economy is so good.
00:27:09.000 I don't know.
00:27:10.000 It just seems to be a Western trait.
00:27:12.000 So when we see a resume, we're like, this guy can run a tractor.
00:27:16.000 Oh, he knows how to fix, you know, the things that make machine parts.
00:27:19.000 He's a high-tech engineer.
00:27:22.000 Oh, salary seems reasonable.
00:27:24.000 All right, let's hire him.
00:27:25.000 Oh, yeah.
00:27:27.000 I did not know you were black.
00:27:28.000 You should have put that on the form.
00:27:29.000 No, thank you.
00:27:30.000 I want to disadvantage me and my machine based on some mumbo jumbo about race, even though you'd be good for me, make me look good, make my company work better, make my job more secure by hiring you.
00:27:43.000 But no, I'm not going to do any of that because of this deep-seated, irrational hatred I have.
00:27:50.000 Doesn't exist, lady. 1.00
00:27:52.000 We're too greedy.
00:27:53.000 And the same goes for friendship, by the way.
00:27:55.000 If some guy likes the Mets and he's funny and he's black, I love the Mets and I like riffing. 1.00
00:28:00.000 Come on in, dude.
00:28:01.000 Why would I deny myself some good riffs or deny myself a nice bitching session about Jay Bruce?
00:28:08.000 He's got to get out of the slump, by the way.
00:28:09.000 It's driving me insane.
00:28:10.000 All right, go.
00:28:11.000 My family never owned slaves.
00:28:14.000 Never.
00:28:15.000 We were allergic.
00:28:16.000 Okay, time for an analogy.
00:28:17.000 If your dad's toy soprano, then the house you live in, the car you drive, and your iPhone was paid for with mob violence.
00:28:24.000 You're not responsible for it, but you're definitely benefiting.
00:28:27.000 This is possibly the worst argument.
00:28:30.000 And I know this is like shooting fish in a barrel.
00:28:32.000 MTV's for little kids, right?
00:28:34.000 So I'm sitting here making fun of Barney the dinosaur.
00:28:37.000 It's cheap.
00:28:37.000 It's low-hanging fruit, but I'm petty.
00:28:41.000 And they get petty with us all the time.
00:28:43.000 That's my new thing, by the way.
00:28:44.000 No more high road.
00:28:45.000 Let's go low.
00:28:46.000 They call us Nazis.
00:28:47.000 Let's call them Nazis. 0.95
00:28:48.000 They get us fired.
00:28:49.000 Let's get them fired. 1.00
00:28:51.000 The gloves are off.
00:28:52.000 So I get petty.
00:28:54.000 Now, this concept that we got rich from slavery is just factually incorrect.
00:29:01.000 A tiny portion of Southerners did generate profits from slavery.
00:29:07.000 Slavery was a global phenomenon.
00:29:09.000 I would call it a global problem.
00:29:12.000 And America, I believe 5% of Southerners did indulge in this.
00:29:16.000 Many of them were black, by the way.
00:29:18.000 I think the first slave owner ever in America was black.
00:29:22.000 Blacks had slaves after the end of slavery. 0.90
00:29:25.000 But we had a massive civil war.
00:29:28.000 And according to you people, that was to end slavery.
00:29:31.000 So you're welcome, by the way.
00:29:32.000 620,000 dead, equivalent of 5 million today, American Holocaust.
00:29:37.000 You're welcome for ending slavery, lady.
00:29:40.000 But after the Civil War, we were deeply in debt.
00:29:46.000 Do you understand?
00:29:47.000 In other words, our wealth from that tiny bit of wealth from slavery was gone.
00:29:54.000 You understand?
00:29:55.000 So Tony Soprano, the mob, they were all broke, gone.
00:29:59.000 Tony had to start from scratch, from nothing, from debt.
00:30:03.000 Tony Soprano had to start from debt with a new career in, I don't know, pipe fitting.
00:30:09.000 So no, that mob house you just showed was no longer a mob house.
00:30:13.000 The mob house was burned to the ground.
00:30:16.000 America has no slavery money.
00:30:19.000 It's all gone.
00:30:20.000 Stop saying that stupid myth.
00:30:23.000 And what the f ⁇ has that got to do with racism in 2018, by the way?
00:30:27.000 You're going back 400 years to prove that racism exists today?
00:30:33.000 I mean, the logic is pathetic.
00:30:34.000 I think, you know what I think this is?
00:30:36.000 She went to white schools, I assume. 0.52
00:30:39.000 I don't think this is about race.
00:30:41.000 I think this video is a great example of the death of our educational system.
00:30:45.000 I think teachers should be freaking out watching this and professors going, we've prevented young people from critical thinking.
00:30:52.000 We have turned their brains to mush.
00:30:55.000 I feel terrible.
00:30:56.000 Go ahead.
00:30:58.000 Look, I didn't rob the bank, but I'm definitely spending the money, okay?
00:31:03.000 You or your family didn't have to own slaves in order to benefit from slavery.
00:31:07.000 Denying the rights of black people resulted in increased wealth, opportunities, and advancement for all white people, even if they didn't directly participate in slavery themselves.
00:31:17.000 Excuse me.
00:31:18.000 Just the Irish. 1.00
00:31:20.000 That argument, she was arguing against people 400 years ago, but telling us.
00:31:26.000 I mean, there's a major disconnect there.
00:31:28.000 And even when you go back 400 years, it's a terrible argument.
00:31:31.000 All right.
00:31:31.000 So here we go.
00:31:32.000 The Irish were slaves. 1.00
00:31:35.000 I saw this in the prompter, and I assume she's going to say that's not a fact, but let's just play it to be sure.
00:31:42.000 They were also slaves.
00:31:44.000 So.
00:31:45.000 First of all, no.
00:31:47.000 While it's true that Irish immigrants were often discriminated against in the United States, many came to America as indentured servants, which isn't slavery.
00:31:55.000 And while the Irish started as an oppressed group in America, they were able to shed their minority status and become white largely by joining in on the oppression of black people, often through violence.
00:32:06.000 What?
00:32:07.000 Stop.
00:32:08.000 What the hell did she just say?
00:32:09.000 We got on the...
00:32:13.000 Is that what she's saying?
00:32:14.000 Irish people became white by beating up black people? 0.91
00:32:16.000 Is that what she's saying?
00:32:18.000 Hey, Irish trash. 1.00
00:32:20.000 You don't belong here.
00:32:21.000 Oh, yeah, watch this.
00:32:21.000 I'll beat up a Negro.
00:32:23.000 Hey, that was pretty good.
00:32:24.000 He's covered in blood.
00:32:25.000 All right, come on in.
00:32:28.000 Crazy talk.
00:32:29.000 The Irish need not apply was the 60s. 0.77
00:32:32.000 So you're off by hundreds of years there.
00:32:36.000 Totally different thing.
00:32:37.000 And yes, there was Irish were, the whites were generally indentured servants because they died on the plantations.
00:32:45.000 We didn't have sunblock back then.
00:32:47.000 Irish slaves were considered below black slaves because they died so fast.
00:32:54.000 They were literally white trash. 1.00
00:32:56.000 They'd get thrown out with the garbage.
00:32:58.000 And black slaves would make jokes about white slaves because they were such losers. 1.00
00:33:02.000 They were so useless.
00:33:03.000 All they could do was wait tables inside because they couldn't handle the southern heat.
00:33:08.000 And there is a lot.
00:33:11.000 So she didn't deny that it happened.
00:33:13.000 That's okay.
00:33:14.000 But I've seen the New York Times and a lot of people say the new white supremacist trope, the new hot lie, pretending there was Irish slaves.
00:33:22.000 So a lot of liberals are just flat out denying it.
00:33:25.000 Now, I've seen evidence via Jim Goad that there was more white slaves brought here than black slaves.
00:33:32.000 He only has one piece of evidence.
00:33:33.000 He talks about a pamphlet that talked about 40, 4,000 people kidnapped and spirited away.
00:33:39.000 That's why they call, the term spirits, spirited away, comes from drunks being stolen from the streets of London and Wales and Ireland and shipped over here.
00:33:48.000 The term kidnap is rooted in slavery, stealing children, napping, stealing passed out people.
00:33:59.000 So there's no denying that white slavery existed.
00:34:02.000 The indentured servant thing is just a matter of them dying too much in other areas.
00:34:07.000 And, and this is, I don't, I only know this as a strong theory, but I can't stand by this.
00:34:13.000 There are those who say that the white slavery rate was upwards of 400,000.
00:34:18.000 What was it?
00:34:19.000 40 years at 4,000 a year, something like that?
00:34:22.000 Or 10 years at 4,000 a year?
00:34:25.000 No, 400,000.
00:34:27.000 You do the math, all right?
00:34:30.000 Jim Goat's number ends up at 400,000.
00:34:32.000 I believe we brought in 360,000 slaves.
00:34:35.000 By the way, 10 million were taken from Africa.
00:34:38.000 1 million died getting to the boats.
00:34:40.000 And we got 360,000.
00:34:43.000 Brazil got like 3 million.
00:34:45.000 No one talks about that.
00:34:47.000 They're not living in Tony Soprano's house.
00:34:50.000 All right, so that didn't go as bad as I thought with the Irish one. 1.00
00:34:53.000 At least she admits it happened.
00:34:54.000 Go ahead.
00:34:55.000 Privilege?
00:34:56.000 I worked my ass off to get where I'm at.
00:34:59.000 I know, I know.
00:35:01.000 No one is saying that you're not.
00:35:03.000 In reality, everyone has to be aware of it.
00:35:04.000 I'm quiet from there, too.
00:35:05.000 White privilege doesn't mean you've had it easy.
00:35:07.000 It just means that you don't have to deal with structural racism.
00:35:10.000 Just like as a straight person, I don't have to deal with homophobia.
00:35:13.000 Now, classism.
00:35:14.000 That's what I'm saying.
00:35:15.000 Wait, stop, stop, stop.
00:35:17.000 So, white privilege exists, right?
00:35:21.000 This argument is really weird.
00:35:23.000 This whole concept that whites just have this red carpet for them, and they use evidence like, well, when a white person gets on an elevator, no one grabs their purse, but when a black guy does, they do. 0.80
00:35:33.000 Yeah, that's because people have noticed a pattern, and a disproportionate number of purse snatchers in America are black. 0.97
00:35:41.000 Sorry, they are overrepresented in crime statistics, and people notice patterns.
00:35:46.000 People are more dubious shop owners of a young black teenager than a young white teenager because that retail person has noticed a pattern.
00:35:55.000 And by the way, cops in New York, remember the stop and frisk thing?
00:36:00.000 Bloomberg brought this up.
00:36:01.000 Cops actually stop black people less than they appear in the crime statistics.
00:36:06.000 They stop white people more than they appear in crime statistics. 0.89
00:36:11.000 So Asian people get on an elevator and no one grabs their purse.
00:36:15.000 Noticing a pattern doesn't mean that you are somehow disprivileged.
00:36:19.000 And by the way, when you get on an elevator and someone grabs their purse, get mad at the black purse snatcher who generated this pattern, this condition, this stereotype. 0.83
00:36:30.000 Stereotypes are often based on facts, and crime stats are crime stats, despite the fact that the Attorney General Eric Holder decided to remove race from the crime stats so he could continue whining about how unfair life is.
00:36:43.000 Classism, that's the issue.
00:36:46.000 Now, this is Jim Golds.
00:36:47.000 Poverty sucks for everyone, but racism and classism aren't interchangeable.
00:36:51.000 You can change your class, but you can't change your race. 0.93
00:36:54.000 Not to mention, poor people of color have to deal with classism and racism.
00:36:58.000 Add to that, things like housing and job discrimination are usually the reason many people of color are in poverty in the first place.
00:37:05.000 Um, excuse me, I have friends.
00:37:07.000 This is getting tedious, is it not?
00:37:08.000 Classism.
00:37:09.000 I don't like this is Jim Goad's book, Redneck Manifesto.
00:37:12.000 He said it's not race, it's class.
00:37:14.000 He's changing that.
00:37:15.000 His philosophy is evolving, as Malcolm X's did.
00:37:18.000 And he's starting to think, nah, classism isn't a thing.
00:37:21.000 And I'm inclined to agree with him.
00:37:22.000 Classism is a major deal in Britain, and your accent, they still talk about it.
00:37:27.000 If someone's like, oh, what am I doing at a party like this with all you posh people?
00:37:31.000 They can't believe that the poor are allowed around the rich.
00:37:36.000 Here in America, we're all nouveau-riche.
00:37:38.000 I mean, think of baby boomers. 0.72
00:37:40.000 They bug me, and I bitch about them a lot. 0.90
00:37:42.000 I once actually called them booboo bummers by mistake. 1.00
00:37:44.000 I was so mad, and my wife always calls them boo-boo-bummers now.
00:37:47.000 But every baby boomer we know, all our parents, they pretty much grew up poor, right?
00:37:52.000 I mean, they're all upper middle class now, and they did great in real estate, and they also have some dumb job like, I'm a consultant, whatever the hell that means.
00:38:01.000 But they grew up poor, and that's, and they don't have a posh accent, and they don't, look at the way boomers eat. 0.98
00:38:07.000 They look like a cave person that just got out of jail because they're not classy. 0.93
00:38:14.000 So I don't buy classism as a thing, and I obviously don't buy white privilege as a thing.
00:38:21.000 And the fact that it's being pounded into our children's heads is actually an example of racism.
00:38:25.000 All right, go ahead.
00:38:27.000 Friends slash family slash dated someone of that race. 0.85
00:38:30.000 Who you're friends with, related to, or in a relationship with doesn't keep you from being responsible for your actions.
00:38:36.000 If you say or do something racist, you have to deal with the consequences.
00:38:39.000 Look, my black and or Latino and or Asian and or wait, she's onto a new one now already. 0.74
00:38:45.000 Yeah, whites are often mocked for saying, some of my best friends are black.
00:38:50.000 I think that's a pretty big deal.
00:38:52.000 If you're a racist, the term racist, let's just get it settled now.
00:38:56.000 It means that I judge someone by their race and I'm incapable of exceptions.
00:39:01.000 Of course, you're allowed to notice patterns.
00:39:03.000 That's impossible not to notice patterns.
00:39:05.000 But as they say in the controversial book, The Bell Curve, Richard Hernstein and Charles Murray say, when you meet someone, you have to start with a blank slate.
00:39:15.000 If you don't start with a blank slate, you're racist.
00:39:18.000 We all start with blank slates, okay?
00:39:21.000 Racism doesn't exist.
00:39:23.000 Racism means I refuse to see exceptions.
00:39:26.000 And if you have a black friend, you clearly can see an exception. 1.00
00:39:31.000 You clearly go, I don't have a deal breaker.
00:39:34.000 Black isn't a deal breaker for me.
00:39:36.000 Look, my friend's black.
00:39:37.000 That's proof that you're not racist.
00:39:40.000 Yeah, but if you say something racist, you still have to be held accountable.
00:39:43.000 Yeah, I know.
00:39:44.000 But that doesn't mean racism is a thing.
00:39:47.000 Here's how I define a thing.
00:39:48.000 I know I'm repeating myself on some of these points, but I want to sort of make this the be-all end-all on the subject.
00:39:52.000 Here's what a thing is, okay?
00:39:54.000 A thing is when you're eating dinner and people go, ooh, that means it's a thing.
00:40:00.000 You understand?
00:40:01.000 So if you were to sit down at dinner with a bunch of strangers and say, by the way, I'm a vegetarian, people would go, oh, okay.
00:40:07.000 If you were to say, hi, I just want to make it clear, I'm a racist.
00:40:12.000 I also deny the Holocaust exists. 0.96
00:40:14.000 I hate Jews and I hate black people. 1.00
00:40:17.000 Everyone at that table would go, what?
00:40:20.000 People would leave.
00:40:22.000 You'd hear cutlery dropping.
00:40:24.000 It would be major because racism is considered a crazy flat earth kind of a thing.
00:40:31.000 Racism isn't a thing.
00:40:32.000 Because if you say it at a dinner table, people would sh their fing pants.
00:40:38.000 All right, go ahead.
00:40:40.000 Our Native American friend does not care when I use that slurp.
00:40:43.000 Look, one person can't speak for an entire group of people.
00:40:46.000 So if your friend is okay with using certain language around them, you can't expect everyone that shares their background to have this.
00:40:51.000 What's this got to do with racism existing?
00:40:53.000 Now she's changing the hypothesis to being when you're allowed to say the n-word.
00:40:59.000 Some people, my black friend lets me say the n-word, so I get to say it to other people.
00:41:03.000 No one has claimed that.
00:41:05.000 No one has claimed that they get to go up to strange black people and say the n-word to them.
00:41:09.000 No one wants to do that.
00:41:11.000 Secondly, and thirdly, this isn't your hypothesis.
00:41:15.000 Your hypothesis was, I'm going to prove to you that racism is still a thing.
00:41:19.000 Now you're changing it to, you can't just call people N-words.
00:41:26.000 Name of page.
00:41:27.000 Thanks.
00:41:27.000 Hey, everybody, listen up.
00:41:29.000 I got an announcement.
00:41:30.000 Bobby Lee White is now allowed to say the N-word.
00:41:34.000 We decided.
00:41:35.000 Who are you arguing against?
00:41:36.000 I got four words for you on black crime. 1.00
00:41:40.000 She's obviously pushing to get to 10 here. 0.99
00:41:42.000 This is some lazy white male who wrote this, probably your boyfriend, is like, God, I want to get to happy hour.
00:41:50.000 I'll just say, you can't say that Asians can say the N-word.
00:41:54.000 I'll make that number eight.
00:41:55.000 I won't make it near the end so they don't catch on.
00:41:58.000 All right.
00:41:58.000 Black on black crime.
00:42:00.000 What's that got to do with what?
00:42:01.000 Here's the thing.
00:42:02.000 If you're a victim of a crime, chances are the criminal is most likely going to look like you.
00:42:07.000 In fact, 83% of white murder victims were killed by other white people.
00:42:11.000 So in reality, black on black crime is no more of a real thing than white on white crime. 0.65
00:42:16.000 Stop.
00:42:17.000 That's insane.
00:42:19.000 Yes, she's right that white people get killed by white people, black people get killed by black people, but you're something like 50 times more likely to be killed by a black person than a white person.
00:42:31.000 When you look at black on white crime versus white on black crime, especially with rape, black on white rape versus white on black rape, the statistics are stunning, shocking. 0.60
00:42:43.000 And to deny this, by the way, even in her thing, I think it's 84% of whites are murdered by whites, something like 96% of blacks are murdered by blacks. 0.54
00:42:50.000 But the black murder rate, they're 14% of the population, and they represent a massive swath of the murder rates and the crime rates and the rape rates. 0.99
00:43:02.000 A massive swath.
00:43:03.000 Now, a better argument would be they're driven to this horrible crime stats by poverty and racism and blah, blah, blah, to make excuses for it.
00:43:11.000 I get that, and I have excuses for it too.
00:43:13.000 I think it's welfare.
00:43:14.000 I think it's shattering the black family. 1.00
00:43:16.000 I think it's kids without dads having no direction and idle hands lead to drugs and drugs lead to more serious crimes.
00:43:23.000 That's my excuse for it.
00:43:25.000 But to deny that it exists, that's just amateur hour at the Apollo.
00:43:31.000 According to the National Crime Victimization Survey, in 2010, 62,593 blacks were the victims of white violence.
00:43:39.000 During that same year, 320,082 whites were the victims of black violence.
00:43:45.000 That's five times as many violent attacks, but that number is misleading since the black and white populations are not the same size.
00:43:52.000 When 38 million black Americans commit five times as many violent crimes on 197 million whites as they receive, what you discover is that black perpetrators violently assault white victims 25 times more frequently. 0.68
00:44:05.000 And when it comes to a specific kind of violent crime, aggravated assault, the number of black on white crimes is 200 times higher than white on black crimes. 0.61
00:44:16.000 All right, we got number 10 here.
00:44:17.000 Racism is never going to go away if you keep freaking talking about it.
00:44:22.000 Um, let's just think about that one for a second.
00:44:24.000 Have you ever solved a significant problem in your life by ignoring it?
00:44:28.000 That's what I do with my taxes. 0.97
00:44:30.000 It worked for Wesley Snipes.
00:44:32.000 Oh, wait, it didn't?
00:44:34.000 Ugh.
00:44:35.000 She acts like a... 1.00
00:44:41.000 Like, no one says, I want racism to go away.
00:44:44.000 It worked for Wesley Snaps and his taxes.
00:44:46.000 No one's ever said anything like that.
00:44:49.000 Now, we do say, can you shut up about racism, please?
00:44:53.000 It's tedious.
00:44:54.000 And by the way, I was saying this to Denine Barelli the other day.
00:44:57.000 If I was black and everything came back to racism and race, racity, race, race, race, I would be kind of embarrassed.
00:45:04.000 Like, say everyone talked about uglyism with me, and they're like, the real reason Gavin didn't get the race is because he's so ugly.
00:45:11.000 Look at that.
00:45:12.000 Oh, just because he's ugly, you're not letting him go to that party.
00:45:15.000 Oh, look at more uglyism with Gavin.
00:45:16.000 I'd be like, can you guys shut up with the uglyism, please?
00:45:19.000 This is getting embarrassing.
00:45:21.000 You're making me sound super, duper ugly.
00:45:26.000 Enough with the slavery.
00:45:28.000 We're sorry.
00:45:29.000 Enough with The civil rights stuff and the freedom riders. 1.00
00:45:33.000 We went through all of this.
00:45:35.000 We spilled rivers of blood ending slavery.
00:45:39.000 People died in the streets to end segregation.
00:45:42.000 That was then.
00:45:43.000 This is now.
00:45:44.000 Please show some reverence for the past and some gratitude.
00:45:49.000 And let's all just accept the fact that in 2018, isms are for college students who want to bitch about things that don't exist.
00:46:03.000 Now, in the past, I've accused women of not being dexterous and saying they can't even fall correctly.
00:46:10.000 This is not that.
00:46:11.000 This is a woman really committing to a bit. 0.99
00:46:15.000 And I would like to thank Alcohol for helping her to make this slapstick joke as funny as it can be. 1.00
00:46:21.000 This is a real challenge.
00:46:22.000 I've tried to do this.
00:46:24.000 And unless it's a mat or water, it's really hard not to put your hands down when you fall.
00:46:29.000 Let's check out someone giving Buster Keaton a run for his money. 0.99
00:46:34.000 And that's really good.
00:46:39.000 That takes some real talent.
00:46:41.000 And boom. 0.96
00:46:43.000 She kind of almost put her hands down, but she really got some impact.
00:46:46.000 She may have passed out, actually.
00:46:48.000 She may have knocked herself out. 1.00
00:46:50.000 You know when people say knock yourself out?
00:46:52.000 She literally did it.