On this week's episode of Thick & Thin, the boys discuss Dream Machine's new music video, the new Trump administration, and why the left is so hard to talk to. Plus, the return of the New York Times op-ed columnist, Jesse Waters.
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00:01:04.000And your mustache nose and your Gucci clothes.
00:02:32.000So Dream Machine ended up going, well, I guess we'll make some political videos because speaking rationally is the only thing we're allowed to do now.
00:02:40.000So all right, I'll become a political dude.
00:03:00.000I kind of liked it at the beginning with that do-do-do-do-do-do sound, like the undertones, like 70s punk, and then it just became a cacophony with a kindergarten teacher screaming her head off.
00:03:12.000So Dream Machine said, all right, you know what, fans?
00:05:31.000We're a socialist city here in New York.
00:05:33.000And every time there's a problem with a black person or a poor person's home, it's always the person, the old lady, pointing to her boiler with paint chipping all over it and going, look at this.
00:05:45.000They expect me to live in these conditions?
00:07:10.000And I just thought, if this was a black man who was called by cops to come over and they shot him in the face, or anyone, say a white guy called a black person and shot him in the face with buckshot, a woman, and murdered her, it would be international news.
00:07:24.000Why aren't we hearing about these dead cops, these murdered cops?
00:07:29.000Why is it considered so inconsequential that a woman went to help a man?
00:07:33.000She went to go save a man and he blew her face off.
00:07:51.000One of the reasons this little boy's daddy wasn't around is because New York State pays you to dump your boyfriend.
00:07:59.000You don't get single mom money when you're married, so get rid of him, and then you can get more money and have more babies too, then you'll get more money.
00:08:06.000The next thing you know, a drug addict who doesn't care about her children is just breeding them as a check.
00:10:05.000Donald Trump is not going to sit there with a giant barrel of guns at the front of the school going, here you go, here you go, here you go.
00:10:13.000The NRA's position, and my position, by the way, is that legal gun owners with concealed carry permits who also happen to be teachers may bring their gun to class, the gun they own, and keep it concealed.
00:14:22.000In fact, if she was in my family, the last thing I would do would be parade her out like a marionette, feed her some lines, and have her promote my political agenda with her obviously severely damaged ability to speak.
00:16:21.000That's a bigger bummer than this guy's face, who was a pedophile who was caught with child pornography, and he was severely punished for it.
00:16:30.000I had a few more things I want to talk about, but we got to start the show.
00:16:33.000So we got Michael Malice on the show today.
00:16:36.000He is our resident North Korea expert, and he will be regaling us in all things North Korea and telling us why Trump's victory is so important for the future of the Western world and civilization in general.
00:16:49.000As much as you want to trivialize it, liberals, it matters.
00:16:53.000But before that, we're going to have a rare sports talk moment.
00:16:57.000We don't talk about sports very much on the show, but there's a meme, there's a scene, there's a thing going around right now where everyone's talking about managers losing their tempers.
00:17:06.000And it happened with Mickey Calloway the other night.
00:17:10.000And now everyone's talking about it and bringing up all these old examples.
00:17:12.000And I thought it'd be a good opportunity to bring up our famous violent, I mean, our favorite violent moments in baseball.
00:18:47.000As we got kicked out, but we'd still be in the wrong.
00:18:50.000You can't throw fries at a restaurant.
00:18:52.000And I think what happened here is Nemo did dip his elbow down.
00:18:57.000It's not like he went like that and pulled it in.
00:18:59.000He dipped his elbow down, got bonked, and then Mickey Calloway can't just sit there and go, well, you messed up, bitch.
00:19:08.000You got to have your brother's back, basically, is the gist of that.
00:19:12.000So that started a whole new thing where everyone's talking about managers being ejected and the greatest of all time.
00:19:21.000And as this sort of meme is going along, this leak happens where we see Terry Collins, the Mets former manager, get in trouble For telling Noah Syndergaard to hit a dude.
00:19:33.000Now, eight months before this, this guy named Chase Utley is his name.
00:19:37.000Chase Utley slid into second base, and he slid so hard he hurt one of our guys.
00:19:44.000I forget who it was, but I think he broke his leg.
00:19:47.000I think he was running in the eye, actually.
00:20:51.000And I love Terry Collins and I love fighting, and I always err on the side of the yeller, but just for fun, let's get into semantics here on the show.
00:27:24.000And he said to everyone else in the dagout, because he noticed they were talking about his bat, and he goes, I swear to God, if they call this game off because I have a centimeter too much of pine tar, I am going to go off.
00:27:40.000And many of us, man, have been in that situation before where you psych yourself up and you're like, I swear to God, if they say that one thing, and what you're doing when you do that, you're setting an internal mousetrap and you're putting the bait on it and it's baited and it's almost out of your hands at that point.
00:27:56.000I swear to God, if she says that she paid the karaoke guy and I've already spoken to him and I know she didn't, I am going to lose it.
00:28:05.000So you're like, wind me up, wind me up, and click, set the me trap.
00:28:10.000So let's see George Brett just before he loses it, and then let's watch him lose it.
00:29:21.000George Brett's my favorite guy, and this is probably because they were doing a sports thing, and these guys are always mik, and they always forget about it.
00:29:30.000And he forgot that he was being mic'd at training.
00:32:54.000The audio and video is not quality enough to show on an important news show like this.
00:32:58.000But he goes on to say that he had to go to the bathroom at the Bellagio, clean himself up in one of the stalls in the lobby, and then his manager, who's something like a 58-waist, had to come down with a pair of his pants.
00:33:11.000He threw everything else in the garbage, and he's just riding up the escalator with giant fat man pants, no shirt on, and bare feet just going up the escalator to his room.
00:33:55.000Do you remember the first time I got interviewed by you on your free speech podcast, I handed you my North Korea book and you go, oh, this came out a year ago.
00:34:39.000And they gave me the hardcover, which is worth a lot of money now.
00:34:41.000The problem with going to North Korea is you're given a very specific route you can go on.
00:34:51.000You can go to certain events that they plan.
00:34:53.000You can't go wandering in North Korea.
00:34:56.000Yeah, and that sounds more ominous than it is because you can easily go on a planned excursion to like London or New York where they kind of take you around.
00:35:05.000But you're allowed to leave in London.
00:35:07.000Sure, but again, it's not ominous in that context.
00:35:12.000You're barely spending time in the hotel.
00:35:20.000What would happen if you're on these events, you left the crew, and you took a picture of a kid who had no pants and was sitting on a pile of garbage having a cigarette?
00:35:34.000No, so in recent, like, basically, how you have the tour company, the tour company partners with the Western tour company, and the Western tour companies, because they just want foreign currency desperately, right?
00:35:46.000So the Western tour companies are like, we don't want the guides who are all brainwashed.
00:35:51.000We want the ones who think they're hip and edgy.
00:35:53.000So the ones that you get are like, yeah, just do what you want, except for like very few specific exceptions.
00:36:53.000So basically in that case, Kim Jong-il dying in the early 90s, 94, 2011, they were watching each other.
00:37:03.000So it had to be sincere or else you're going to get in trouble.
00:37:07.000Whereas when his father died, the great leader Kim Il-sung, who was the founder of North Korea in 94, and he'd been in charge of North Korea at that point for close to 50 years since the 40s, that was sincere because it was also like, holy crap, what happens next?
00:37:32.000There was a Korean kid on the tour with us, and this waitress met him, and she started crying, and she's like, oh, you're like a long-lost son, because they always talk about the tragedy of national division, which is something real to them.
00:38:51.000At the very least, we're ahead at almost no cost.
00:38:53.000The idea that this was somehow an embarrassment for Trump and this legitimizes Kim Jong-un, as Glenn Greenwell pointed out, what is Kim Jong-un going to do with this so-called legitimacy?
00:39:28.000And the fact that Trump isn't listening to the so-called experts, which is a flaw of his and something in his favor, in this case, after what they've tried hasn't worked, I think is driving them pretty obviously crazy.
00:39:43.000And they're responding in grotesque ways.
00:40:09.000You know, I've noticed, and I wonder if you've noticed this too, despite this obvious success, which deserves a Nobel Peace Prize much more than Obama, you have all these never-Trumpers and liberals trivializing it.
00:40:24.000And we were talking about this yesterday on the show, how Bill Maher wants the economy to fail just to get Trump out.
00:40:30.000I honestly believe these people would love to see America burn.
00:40:34.000They'd love to see total chaos just for the one-upmanship so they can say, haha, I told you so, Trump sucks.
00:40:40.000I made this point on Guttfeld's show yesterday, which is they are so invested in the idea that Trump is the worst president who we've ever had and could ever have that if he was just mediocre and just William McKinley, their credibility is shot.
00:40:55.000All he has to do is be at the like 25th percentile and everything that they said goes out the window.
00:41:01.000And if this were Obama, I mean, they would be saying he should have the Nobel Prize in perpetuity.
00:41:16.000Actually, I was in Williamsburg when Obama won, and they were literally screaming at the sky with joy, standing on lampposts and mailboxes, screaming in hysterics.
00:41:27.000I'm just going to quote the South Korean president where he said, we don't care about if Trump gets the peace prize.
00:42:15.000Even when he wrote that letter canceling the summit, and Nancy Pelosi said this reads like a Valentine to Kim Jong-un, the letter says, we're canceling the summit.
00:42:24.000This is a great opportunity for peace.
00:42:26.000We have the world's largest nuclear arsenal and we pray to God we never have to use it.
00:42:30.000What kind of Valentine boasts about your nuclear arsenal?
00:42:52.000How can you not be a narcissist and think I should run the federal government?
00:42:58.000And I'm going to spend two years of my life against brilliant, rich, qualified people, including in my own party, and be like, no, they'd be terrible and I'd be wonderful, even though we agree on every issue.
00:43:20.000You have to have something, in my opinion, something really askew with you psychologically if you feel comfortable being like, I want to make decisions as to whether to send a nation to war.