Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 19, 2018


Ep 145 | No Fund Me! | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

40 minutes

Words per Minute

166.07721

Word Count

6,668

Sentence Count

678

Misogynist Sentences

72

Hate Speech Sentences

75


Summary

This week, we re talking about punk rock, the moon landing, and a song about a boatload of refugees. Also, the Italian prime minister says immigrants don t need to assimilate, and we talk about why this is a bad thing.


Transcript

00:00:57.000 Wait, that was a remarkably offensive and politically incorrect song from the Forgotten Rebels.
00:01:18.000 The song is called Bomb the Boats.
00:01:20.000 I believe it's talking about the Cambodian boat people of the 80s.
00:01:26.000 Were they from Cambodia?
00:01:28.000 He since withdrew that statement and said, no, no, no, I heard some dumb racist jerk in a lineup at the grocery store.
00:01:37.000 And we'll end the show with that, by the way.
00:01:39.000 And I was paraphrasing his crazy mentality.
00:01:45.000 That's the Forgotten Rebels surviving the era of apologies.
00:01:49.000 I remember being a little kid, like a teenager, and hearing that song and thinking, that's really offensive and really cool.
00:01:56.000 But look up the lyrics to that.
00:01:58.000 It's really well written.
00:01:59.000 Canadians are smart.
00:02:01.000 They have a good education system, right?
00:02:03.000 They have the Canadian, the British education system.
00:02:05.000 So when you hear punk bands, the lyrics are pretty good.
00:02:11.000 Pull it up on the screen there.
00:02:13.000 I can't read that.
00:02:14.000 I'm blind.
00:02:18.000 There we go.
00:02:19.000 So they're commies.
00:02:21.000 I don't want them around, so let them drown.
00:02:23.000 Let's bomb the boats, feed the fish.
00:02:25.000 And then it goes, Gills peck flesh from rancid stiffs.
00:02:32.000 What does it say?
00:02:36.000 Gills peck flesh from rancid stiffs decaying on the deep blue sea.
00:02:40.000 Bits and pieces here and there.
00:02:43.000 Bomb them far from my country.
00:02:47.000 Good stuff.
00:02:48.000 Good stuff.
00:02:49.000 The reason I chose that song, of course, is because we have boats and boats of shark food going all over the Mediterranean.
00:02:56.000 Sharks are sitting there starving.
00:02:58.000 We could have feet.
00:03:00.000 By the way, and I said this on my podcast the other day.
00:03:02.000 Stop eating fish.
00:03:04.000 Fish is gross, okay?
00:03:06.000 All fish.
00:03:07.000 Shrimp, I can't believe you eat those insects.
00:03:09.000 Lobsters are just big cockroaches.
00:03:11.000 They're the cockroaches of the sea.
00:03:13.000 Shrimps are small ones.
00:03:14.000 Lobsters are big ones.
00:03:15.000 Gross, gross, gross.
00:03:16.000 There's bones in them.
00:03:17.000 What are you doing?
00:03:18.000 It's like Jim Gaffigan says, they came, would you like the fish when he's at the steakhouse?
00:03:23.000 And he goes, yeah, I'm going to forego the beef and go for something less good.
00:03:28.000 But anyway, big boat full of refugees.
00:03:31.000 All men, of course.
00:03:32.000 The myth of the babushka with the little child.
00:03:34.000 Ooh, I'm just looking for a place to plant more crops.
00:03:38.000 I just need, oh, that right there is fine.
00:03:41.000 Just a bit of that extra land you have sitting there.
00:03:44.000 Yeah, they don't go on welfare and stay in our cities.
00:03:47.000 No, they build and they help.
00:03:49.000 I was saying that to Anthony Kumi's girlfriend, who's a child, yesterday.
00:03:54.000 I'm like, she says new immigrants alone don't assimilate.
00:03:56.000 And I go, yeah, I'm done with that.
00:03:58.000 I don't want you to assimilate.
00:04:00.000 I want you to build.
00:04:01.000 Like, why are we settling for assimilation?
00:04:05.000 Since when is that an aspiration?
00:04:08.000 Ooh, I wish they would just not hate us.
00:04:10.000 Wouldn't that be great if they learned our language and drank Coca-Cola and ate a cheeseburger?
00:04:14.000 No, I want you to build something.
00:04:16.000 And I'm in Anthony's house, and he's a WAP, of course, so there's big Greek columns everywhere.
00:04:20.000 And I'm like, the Greeks came, they brought us columns.
00:04:23.000 You know, they brought architecture.
00:04:24.000 The Scots came, they brought their masonry.
00:04:26.000 All this big, beautiful stonework you see was the Scottish architects and the Irish laborers building stuff.
00:04:32.000 Don't just show up.
00:04:34.000 Bring me a new thing.
00:04:36.000 Like American culture, rock and roll is angry black slaves on the drums and angry Irish slaves on the guitar.
00:04:42.000 And they came together and made a new thing.
00:04:45.000 And so American culture is an amalgam of all kinds of contributions.
00:04:49.000 Jesus.
00:04:50.000 And no, I don't count lawn care and being a nanny as a contribution.
00:04:54.000 You're just making teenagers economically impotent.
00:04:57.000 And they sit on the couch for the rest of their lives.
00:04:59.000 Anyway, wow, that coffee's really got me cooking.
00:05:02.000 So a big boat full of refugees, and they show up in Italy and they go, hi, we're no longer shark food and we'd like to stay here and go on welfare and ruin your country.
00:05:11.000 And Italy has since become woke.
00:05:14.000 They committed Brexit.
00:05:16.000 Well, they haven't left the EU, but they have a right-wing party and they just said no.
00:05:20.000 And so the boat went to Spain.
00:05:22.000 And guess what the Italian government said when it arrived in Spain?
00:05:26.000 Ha ha, losers.
00:05:30.000 The Italian prime minister said he saw it as a victory.
00:05:34.000 Is he a prime minister or a president up there?
00:05:38.000 Also in the news, this is very important.
00:05:40.000 Some idiot has come up with glitter beer.
00:05:43.000 I want to make something crystal clear on this show.
00:05:46.000 Everyone who watches this show, everyone in the world, when I'm dictator, there's going to be like three beers.
00:05:51.000 Budweiser, Bud Light.
00:05:53.000 Maybe we'll have Miller, High Life.
00:05:55.000 There will be no craft beers.
00:05:56.000 Those will all be smashed in big kegs.
00:05:58.000 It'll be like Prohibition.
00:05:59.000 And glitter beer, well, I will start murdering people.
00:06:03.000 I will throw you from the helicopter if you even think of glitter beer.
00:06:07.000 And I'll have trackers.
00:06:09.000 I'll have microchips in everyone's mind.
00:06:11.000 And the second someone goes, I don't know, I might want to try it, sploosh, you die.
00:06:19.000 Glitter beer.
00:06:21.000 First of all, beer and booze is poison.
00:06:25.000 It's hot, rotten barley and oats.
00:06:27.000 The bourbon is rotten corn.
00:06:29.000 Vodka is Rotten potatoes.
00:06:31.000 We're going to a crack house basically to do drugs.
00:06:34.000 Don't pretty up my heroin.
00:06:35.000 Don't put strawberry in my cocaine.
00:06:38.000 I'm doing a drug to harm myself and I want it to be as pure and unscented as possible.
00:06:44.000 So I want my maker's mark on the rocks at best.
00:06:47.000 That's even kind of fruity.
00:06:49.000 And I'll drink that rotten corn.
00:06:50.000 Don't put glitter in it.
00:06:52.000 This is women.
00:06:53.000 Women don't want to drink booze because their bodies are temples and they make babies in them.
00:06:58.000 So they have to Trojan horse it in with a fruity drink with an umbrella and some glitter.
00:07:01.000 They're lying to their bodies to get the booze in.
00:07:04.000 We don't have to lie.
00:07:05.000 Our bodies are garbage.
00:07:06.000 Look at this thing.
00:07:07.000 It's just a joke.
00:07:09.000 I have a tattoo of an ass on my ass and that ass has a tattoo of an ass on its ass.
00:07:15.000 That's how sacred this temple is to me.
00:07:19.000 Glitter beer.
00:07:20.000 If you like glitter beer, turn off this show, cancel your subscription, I will pay you back.
00:07:26.000 That's not legally binding, is it?
00:07:28.000 Just kidding.
00:07:31.000 But we just had Father's Day.
00:07:33.000 Yes.
00:07:34.000 Before that, though, no, we'll get to that later.
00:07:37.000 We'll put the menstrual cup in with the cannibalism of the left because it just is another example of Trump derangement syndrome.
00:07:43.000 But this is also Trump derangement syndrome.
00:07:46.000 Donald Trump's son posts a pic of his kids.
00:07:50.000 And you know what?
00:07:51.000 The real beef with Donald Trump is, by the way, and this is why he won.
00:07:54.000 Despite his divorces, he represents, and I don't know why this is, but he represents a family man.
00:08:00.000 We see him with his sons and we go, that's what we need.
00:08:02.000 We need more families.
00:08:03.000 John Stossel was just tweeting on Father's Day that we had more fathers at home before the welfare state.
00:08:08.000 And I think Americans recognize that the real issue here is dads.
00:08:12.000 The real issue here is American families.
00:08:14.000 Blacks, yes, they are disproportionately represented in the crime stats.
00:08:18.000 They weren't committing those crimes back in the 30s, 40s, and 50s because dad was at home.
00:08:24.000 So no, it's not race in America.
00:08:26.000 It's dads in America.
00:08:27.000 We need more black families, more white families, more families intact.
00:08:31.000 And no, Mexicans aren't better at the family than white people.
00:08:34.000 They have more children out of wedlock than whites.
00:08:37.000 I don't know where they got this reputation of being these great family men.
00:08:42.000 So Donald Trump posts a picture of that, and there's a huge backlash, just like when Ivanka Trump had a picture holding her son and kissing him, she got attacked.
00:08:50.000 And the attack, of course, is because Trump is separating families.
00:08:56.000 I wish.
00:08:58.000 I wish Trump was separating more families.
00:09:01.000 I wish Trump was arresting more illegals.
00:09:03.000 He's an underachiever, I'm afraid.
00:09:05.000 Obama separated way more dads from their kids than Trump has.
00:09:12.000 So get on it, Trump.
00:09:14.000 Get separating.
00:09:15.000 And by the way, a lot of these Mexicans, they use children on purpose because it tends to lead to a catch and release.
00:09:23.000 So bring a kid with you.
00:09:24.000 Half the time, it's not even their own kids.
00:09:27.000 They will just bring someone else's kids, hoping it'll lead to a catch and release.
00:09:31.000 Well, no, we treat immigrants, illegal immigrants, the same way Haiti does, the same way Mexico does, the same way Zimbabwe does.
00:09:40.000 Every country in the world deports their illegals.
00:09:42.000 And in pretty much every country in the world, illegal immigration is a huge issue.
00:09:48.000 How unfortunate for these kids your dad hides in cages.
00:09:51.000 There's no Father's Day for them, unlike your little monsters.
00:09:55.000 That's what someone was saying to the Donald Trump Jr. picture.
00:09:59.000 You see what they really hate there?
00:10:00.000 They resent families.
00:10:02.000 They resent dads.
00:10:04.000 And I think it's because their dad wasn't around because they are the children of divorce.
00:10:08.000 A big part of the hatred of Donald Trump is anger at their own fathers for leaving them.
00:10:15.000 And I think that's kind of a justified anger.
00:10:18.000 I sympathize with liberals' motives.
00:10:22.000 I sympathize with what brought them here.
00:10:24.000 It's just when they get here, they have become a complete mess.
00:10:28.000 So I'm sorry that your dad sucked, but you suck even worse.
00:10:31.000 And that brings us, of course, to the woman who dumped her menstrual cup.
00:10:36.000 What the hell is a menstrual cup?
00:10:39.000 You can't use a tampon?
00:10:41.000 We invent these wonderful things for you, ladies.
00:10:43.000 And you go, no, thanks.
00:10:44.000 I'll just use the thing that you keep ketchup in.
00:10:47.000 So she sticks that on her vagina, fills it up, and then dumps it on a star, a Donald Trump star.
00:10:55.000 Who do you think he is?
00:10:56.000 Jesus Christ?
00:10:58.000 Like, you think you're blaspheming the Great Wall of Bethlehem or something?
00:11:03.000 Yeah, like, I understand throwing menstrual blood at, like, in, in, in the church where Jesus was born, throwing it on that.
00:11:09.000 They still have the stone there.
00:11:11.000 I went there in Bethlehem.
00:11:12.000 That's pretty blasphemous.
00:11:13.000 That would shock people.
00:11:14.000 It's just a star.
00:11:15.000 I don't even know if Donald Trump showed up to his own, whatever it was, christening, where they launched a star.
00:11:21.000 He probably didn't even push for it.
00:11:22.000 It was just a thing.
00:11:23.000 He was like, oh, thanks, whatever.
00:11:24.000 Also, if he was Hitler, wouldn't she be in jail right now?
00:11:27.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:28.000 But anyway, look at this big, fat, disgusting pig who dumps her menstrual blood.
00:11:32.000 She's the one in the middle there.
00:11:34.000 Good.
00:11:35.000 Keep going, lefties.
00:11:37.000 Keep getting Trump re-elected.
00:11:38.000 Keep being disgusting.
00:11:40.000 Keep sitting there with your saggy tits hanging out, smoking a cigarette and dumping menstrual blood everywhere.
00:11:46.000 It is the best possible thing you could do to get Trump re-elected.
00:11:50.000 Now, I have noticed with this Trump derangement syndrome, these people are cannibalizing themselves now.
00:11:57.000 They're eating each other.
00:11:58.000 One of my favorite examples of this is some gay dude.
00:12:02.000 He has a bumper sticker and it says, love Trump's hate.
00:12:05.000 Now, this is a joke Kumia used to always make.
00:12:07.000 He goes, yeah, I do love Trump's hate.
00:12:10.000 I love it.
00:12:11.000 And this guy, I think because the word hate is slightly less dark than Love Trump's, his TDS, his Trump derangement syndrome, just goes, love, Trump, and starts destroying the guy's windshield wipers.
00:12:27.000 Check out this video.
00:12:32.000 Okay, I just came out of my car from Meyer grocery store in St. Charles, Illinois.
00:12:37.000 Listen to that extra Jewish voice.
00:12:39.000 On the back of my car says, Love Trump's hate.
00:12:43.000 This is from the last presidential campaign.
00:12:46.000 I just see Love Trump's and then I go insane.
00:12:46.000 I can't see hate.
00:12:49.000 Again.
00:12:50.000 Actually, stop.
00:12:50.000 John.
00:12:51.000 The guy who saw that sticker is so insane that he didn't make it to the S of Trump's.
00:12:58.000 He went, Love Trump.
00:13:00.000 Like his eyes stopped at the P. Go ahead.
00:13:04.000 Trump.
00:13:05.000 I also have this.
00:13:07.000 Everyone's equal.
00:13:09.000 It says I'm against the law.
00:13:11.000 I'm very much against Donald Trump.
00:13:13.000 I came out of my car, to my car, to find this situation going on on my front.
00:13:20.000 Somebody had twisted the ends of my windshield wipers to the point where I could not repair them.
00:13:27.000 And I have to buy new ones.
00:13:29.000 And also this beautiful note that says, still love Trump.
00:13:35.000 This is St. Charles, Illinois, a quiet sibling.
00:13:38.000 Isn't that awesome?
00:13:39.000 See, they don't, I've used this analogy a few times, but say there was a Nazi skinhead rally, and they had a bunch of Nazi skinhead bands, and everyone there was a Nazi skinhead.
00:13:49.000 I promise you, there would be tons of fights at that rally, because that's what they do.
00:13:55.000 They're Nazi skinheads.
00:13:56.000 They like to fight.
00:13:57.000 They're bad news.
00:13:59.000 And the left is the exact same way.
00:14:01.000 They are rabid dogs.
00:14:03.000 So they're eventually going to start biting each other if they don't have enough prey.
00:14:07.000 They're like rats.
00:14:08.000 Rats end up eating rats.
00:14:10.000 And that's what they're doing here.
00:14:12.000 Have you heard this one?
00:14:13.000 The B in LGBT, by the way, there's many more letters.
00:14:18.000 I think it's up to like seven or eight.
00:14:20.000 But the B is offensive.
00:14:22.000 Now, I'm just going to sit back here and relax while you try to understand this because it took me, I'm going to say five minutes of staring before the penny dropped here.
00:14:32.000 I got time.
00:14:33.000 I'll wait.
00:14:39.000 You get it yet?
00:14:41.000 There are much more than two genders.
00:14:43.000 So to say you're bisexual, bi, of course, is Latin for two, that's offensive.
00:14:48.000 It should be LGPT, polysexual, polyamorous.
00:14:54.000 Bi is offensive to them.
00:14:57.000 By the way, bi is bull.
00:14:58.000 There's no such thing as bi.
00:15:00.000 Bi is a girl who makes out with another girl because it makes boys horny in college when everyone is at their peak.
00:15:07.000 There's no bi 45-year-olds when everyone's ugly.
00:15:12.000 Everyone focuses.
00:15:13.000 So let's just, while we're dropping the B, let's drop the T in the Q. It's LG, lesbians and gays.
00:15:19.000 You guys, you are associating with mentally ill people.
00:15:23.000 Just take the LG and go do your own thing and let these nuts fight amongst themselves.
00:15:27.000 Speaking of which, this is my favorite one, possibly ever.
00:15:32.000 This might be my favorite cannibalism of the left ever done because it involves two gay dudes.
00:15:38.000 And gays aren't usually this annoying.
00:15:41.000 But so there's this guy who does his mom.
00:15:44.000 You know, John Roberts on Bob's Burgers, the mom on Bob's Burgers?
00:15:47.000 The reason he got that gig is because he had a viral video that was him doing his mom.
00:15:53.000 The tree.
00:15:54.000 Oh my God, the tree.
00:15:55.000 His mom's from Long Island.
00:15:57.000 And so he does an imitation of her.
00:15:59.000 Oh, I love the Christmas tree.
00:16:01.000 It's beautiful.
00:16:03.000 And he's good at it.
00:16:04.000 And a lot of gay dudes are into doing their mom because they probably hang out with her an inordinate amount of time.
00:16:09.000 So this guy does his, I assume his mom or his aunt or his Philly mom.
00:16:15.000 And her name is Mary Pat, something like that.
00:16:18.000 So let's check.
00:16:19.000 This is this character, comedy character he does.
00:16:24.000 She loves her dog.
00:16:26.000 Oh, hey, you guys.
00:16:27.000 You just got to do it.
00:16:28.000 Mary Pat here.
00:16:30.000 And I'm not very happy today, and here's why.
00:16:34.000 You guys know where I wanted to be today?
00:16:37.000 In Philly at the Eagles Parade.
00:16:41.000 Guess where I was?
00:16:42.000 Eaggles Parade.
00:16:43.000 Stuck at Acami on Morton Avenue in Folsom, where I work.
00:16:48.000 Okay, this isn't good.
00:16:49.000 Because apparently.
00:16:50.000 If you're going to do a character like that and you're going to look that ridiculous, the character has to be totally over the top.
00:16:55.000 Like, that woman he's doing, seems all right.
00:16:57.000 I'd like to hang out with her.
00:16:58.000 You know what I mean?
00:17:00.000 Like, she seems like a nice lady to have a beer with.
00:17:02.000 Hey, you skies.
00:17:03.000 Hi, Aunt Pat.
00:17:04.000 Like, when you're doing a character, it should be someone that's Andrew Dice Claire.
00:17:08.000 You go, that would be weird to hang out with her.
00:17:10.000 Anyway, here's where it gets good.
00:17:12.000 You ready for this?
00:17:14.000 A trans person found that character offensive, so he was forced to stop doing his routine and leave the stage and leave the venue.
00:17:22.000 Win-win coffee where everyone loses.
00:17:24.000 Yes, that is the name of the cafe.
00:17:27.000 Look at the person who was offended.
00:17:29.000 It's a lesbian.
00:17:30.000 You ready for this?
00:17:31.000 Look at that lesbian, right?
00:17:34.000 Guess what?
00:17:35.000 That's a dude.
00:17:36.000 Scroll all the way down.
00:17:37.000 He has a GoFundMe thing.
00:17:41.000 There he is.
00:17:43.000 That's a male lesbian.
00:17:46.000 No, you do not have to check your speakers.
00:17:49.000 That is a thing now.
00:17:50.000 Male lesbians.
00:17:52.000 You know who else is a male lesbian?
00:17:55.000 Who has two thumbs and is a male lesbian?
00:17:58.000 This guy.
00:17:59.000 What the hell is a male lesbian?
00:18:01.000 You like to go down on girls more often than straight men?
00:18:05.000 You're like, it's like a lesbian with a built-in strap on.
00:18:08.000 How convenient.
00:18:10.000 I have my own dildo connected to my body that gets turgid when I'm sexually aroused.
00:18:17.000 That world's handiest lesbian.
00:18:19.000 No, you're an ugly man with short hair, with ridiculous cartoonish bangs.
00:18:26.000 So anyway, that male lesbian decided he was offended by Mary Pat and they are happy to oblige.
00:18:31.000 Look, guys, if you are in a company that has an HR department, here's what you do.
00:18:38.000 And you're worried about losing your job.
00:18:41.000 You get a black friend, you bring him into the HR office, holding hands, and you say, look, I trust you.
00:18:48.000 You're smart.
00:18:49.000 I'm in the closet.
00:18:50.000 Well, I'm not, but my boyfriend here is.
00:18:52.000 And he's Caribbean.
00:18:53.000 And if he finds out, he'll lose his job.
00:18:56.000 He'll lose his family.
00:18:57.000 So I want to make sure everything is sort of kept quiet here at work.
00:19:01.000 Is that cool?
00:19:01.000 I thought I'd tell you about it because you're so smart.
00:19:04.000 You give him a few compliments, right?
00:19:05.000 That will put a perpetual force field around you.
00:19:08.000 You also sort of hint that if you were to get outed, you'd be forced to sue the company because you'd need monetary compensation because you will have ruined our lives and maybe our marriage.
00:19:19.000 We're married, by the way.
00:19:21.000 We had a special civil union that you can't disprove.
00:19:24.000 You now have a perfect force field around you.
00:19:28.000 You can never be fired.
00:19:29.000 Every time, Like the HR sees you, you can sort of wink at them, like that's our little secret.
00:19:34.000 Then you go, but then everyone will think I'm gay at work.
00:19:36.000 Who cares?
00:19:37.000 You shouldn't be screwing anyone at work anyway.
00:19:39.000 Don't have sex with anyone you work with.
00:19:41.000 It gets weird when you dump them, and then she's there working on a project with you, like, hello, Gavin.
00:19:48.000 I guess we're stuck together on this.
00:19:49.000 And you're going, oh, Jesus, what have I done?
00:19:52.000 Only idiots have sex with their co-workers.
00:19:55.000 So I highly recommend that.
00:19:57.000 And it works on this guy.
00:19:58.000 I'm a male lesbian.
00:19:59.000 Get her out of here.
00:20:01.000 That woman with the beard, this lesbian with the penis wants you out of here.
00:20:01.000 Sure.
00:20:05.000 What a disgusting mess they have.
00:20:09.000 So those are my favorite cannibalisms of the left that happened this weekend.
00:20:09.000 All right.
00:20:13.000 I also want to talk about this, and it's sort of all part of the same weak men, just terrible society.
00:20:19.000 This lack of tough guys.
00:20:21.000 An Uber driver picks up a drunk chick.
00:20:24.000 That's your job, dude.
00:20:25.000 She's abusive.
00:20:26.000 Yeah, that's what drunk women are.
00:20:31.000 Like, I told you earlier, they're not supposed to be drunk.
00:20:34.000 So she gets drunk.
00:20:35.000 She's a little bit belligerent.
00:20:36.000 And by the way, well, just watch the video.
00:20:38.000 Check this out.
00:20:39.000 Just want to apologize for my language.
00:20:42.000 A prosecutor is in tears today as she apologizes for the Uber meltdown that got her fired.
00:20:49.000 You're an idiot.
00:20:49.000 Oh, my God.
00:20:51.000 You're a legitimate.
00:20:52.000 By the way, just pause it here.
00:20:54.000 I've looked this up, and I'm not saying this for sure, but I think this Twitter follower is a guy named Sean Platte A or something.
00:21:02.000 There's his Twitter page.
00:21:04.000 He appears to be a male model who is not paying his bills.
00:21:07.000 He has to become an Uber driver.
00:21:09.000 In other words, there's a lot of evidence that A, that's the guy, the Twitter guy I found, and B, that he actually is an imbecile.
00:21:17.000 I mean, you don't get much stupider than male model, right?
00:21:20.000 They did a whole movie about it called Zoolander.
00:21:22.000 So so far, she's been perfectly accurate.
00:21:24.000 Go ahead.
00:21:25.000 Jody Warner lost it when an Uber driver asked her to get out of his car.
00:21:30.000 Ma'am, I ended the ride and I asked you politely to step out of the car.
00:21:33.000 No, you ended the ride, not at my house.
00:21:35.000 You think I'm gonna get out on a side street?
00:21:40.000 No.
00:21:41.000 The driver, Sean Platt, recorded the meltdown on his does he not look like an idiot?
00:21:45.000 He says 32-year-old Warner was drunk when she climbed into his Uber.
00:21:49.000 By the way, a beautiful young lady at three in the morning, she shouldn't be dropped off on some random side street.
00:21:55.000 He put her in jeopardy.
00:21:57.000 Why is she apologizing?
00:22:00.000 What route she wanted me to take?
00:22:01.000 So I said, should I take a left?
00:22:02.000 Should I take a right?
00:22:03.000 And then she became angry, said, why couldn't I follow the expletive GPS?
00:22:11.000 He pulled over and asked her to get out, which she refused.
00:22:14.000 She used the expletive?
00:22:16.000 I'm asking you.
00:22:18.000 Now I'm pissed off.
00:22:20.000 Either drop me off at my house or we'll wait for the cops.
00:22:23.000 Yeah.
00:22:24.000 I want to go home so badly, but you're so stupid.
00:22:27.000 I want the cops to come so that they can you up.
00:22:31.000 All right, that's rude.
00:22:32.000 Ma'am, please.
00:22:33.000 No, ma'am, please.
00:22:35.000 I'm an assistant district attorney.
00:22:38.000 There's no excuse for anyone to talk the way that I did.
00:22:41.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:22:42.000 But there is some more context.
00:22:44.000 Sean Platt, if you're out there, you're a douche.
00:22:48.000 And for the record, I'm always on the side of the guy yelling.
00:22:51.000 Like, I was skiing recently, a few months ago, and this 14-year-old goes careening into this guy.
00:22:57.000 He's about 35.
00:22:58.000 He does a 360, the guy.
00:23:00.000 He gets clipped on his boots so hard.
00:23:02.000 He goes up in the air and his feet over, what's it called?
00:23:05.000 Over tea kettle?
00:23:07.000 Completely flipped.
00:23:08.000 And so he yells at the guy.
00:23:09.000 He goes, what the F is your problem?
00:23:11.000 He kicks the kid and everyone's going, hey, hey, hey, relax, relax.
00:23:16.000 Take it easy.
00:23:17.000 It's like, no, don't take it easy.
00:23:18.000 This kid's, he's just a kid.
00:23:20.000 No, he's not just a kid.
00:23:21.000 He's 14.
00:23:22.000 Two generations ago, 14, you'd move from Sicily and go to America and start a barbershop in the Bronx when you were 14.
00:23:30.000 That's a man.
00:23:31.000 And by the way, this guy can't ski.
00:23:32.000 Where are his parents?
00:23:34.000 Like my kids have trouble skiing.
00:23:36.000 I'm always there to make sure they don't go off into the forest or making a guy do a 360.
00:23:41.000 And then the guy took his ski and whipped it down the stairs, the kids' ski.
00:23:44.000 And everyone was yelling at the guy.
00:23:45.000 And I'm like, I'm on this guy's side.
00:23:47.000 I'm always on the side of the guy yelling.
00:23:49.000 Or check out this video.
00:23:51.000 This guy, some kid's on his goddamn phone, and this guy swerves around him and goes onto a field and he starts screaming at the guy.
00:23:59.000 And everyone's first instinct is, it's just a kid, don't yell.
00:24:03.000 I'm going to get it.
00:24:08.000 I'm going to get it.
00:24:10.000 Isn't it amazing how much you can hate someone without even seeing him?
00:24:15.000 I even hate that he has a GoPro on his head.
00:24:19.000 You fucking watch buster!
00:24:20.000 Get up my fucking fucking head off!
00:24:22.000 You almost fucking killed me!
00:24:24.000 And you!
00:24:26.000 Alright, enough, you fucking ass!
00:24:28.000 You get your fucking ass over this!
00:24:30.000 And wake up!
00:24:31.000 You can't see the fucking sign!
00:24:33.000 Hey, dude!
00:24:37.000 Hey, you need to calm down.
00:24:38.000 He's Miles McInnes.
00:24:40.000 He's a character, I do.
00:24:41.000 You need to calm down on that kid, man.
00:24:43.000 Look at his hand.
00:24:44.000 I want to chop his hand off.
00:24:46.000 I want to move to a Middle Eastern country so I can start chopping people's hands off.
00:24:50.000 My kid, I almost didn't.
00:24:54.000 No, you don't need to calm down.
00:24:57.000 You need to calm up.
00:25:03.000 Come on, man.
00:25:04.000 Go ahead, call the car.
00:25:05.000 Call the car.
00:25:06.000 I got it all on video, dude.
00:25:07.000 What the f*** is going on?
00:25:08.000 I got it all on video.
00:25:09.000 You need to calm down.
00:25:10.000 What are you, a professional video?
00:25:12.000 I prefer to kill him.
00:25:14.000 You can see me on video.
00:25:15.000 I almost f ⁇ ed.
00:25:16.000 I'm not yelling at this kid.
00:25:18.000 If there's a time to yell, it's when some kid is not paying attention and almost kills two people, including himself.
00:25:25.000 When are you allowed to yell if you can't yell then?
00:25:30.000 It's into the dictionary under when it's time to yell, when someone almost gets you killed with their own stupid negligence.
00:25:38.000 God, what is going on with society?
00:25:41.000 Patriarchs yell.
00:25:42.000 Dads get mad.
00:25:44.000 And ladies, you stop yelling.
00:25:47.000 It seems like the only ones yelling and throwing down and getting tough are women.
00:25:51.000 Ladies, stop fighting.
00:25:53.000 You're not good at it.
00:25:54.000 These self-defense videos?
00:25:56.000 Actually, let's play one.
00:25:58.000 I want to do a segment right now To talk about women's self-defense and how ridiculous all these stupid moves are where you throw down and you hit him in the balls and you take his knife and you flip him over your head.
00:26:09.000 Ladies, you're not strong enough to do that.
00:26:12.000 Yo, ladies, what's up?
00:26:14.000 My name is Gav.
00:26:15.000 As you can see, I'm a badass fighter, and I'm here to show you some basic moves you can do if some giant guy who's super lazy and doesn't really want to rape you tries to rape you.
00:26:28.000 The first thing, the most common one is he comes at you with a gun, you grab the outside of his hand, and you twist it around, and then you stand on that, and then you kick him in the balls, and then you shove him.
00:26:41.000 Now, one of the best ways to do that is to have rock and roll music playing really loud, and to do it super fast.
00:26:48.000 Lots of hitting down and stuff.
00:26:50.000 Check it out.
00:26:54.000 Yeah.
00:26:55.000 Flip him.
00:26:57.000 Elbow him.
00:26:58.000 Knee him in the stomach.
00:27:01.000 Grab his gun.
00:27:02.000 Is she grabbing a gun?
00:27:03.000 No, she's just getting loose.
00:27:07.000 Yeah, point your elbow up.
00:27:09.000 And then slice.
00:27:11.000 Use your arm as a knife.
00:27:14.000 Oh yeah?
00:27:14.000 In your dreams.
00:27:19.000 Just pause it for a sec here.
00:27:20.000 No, let's not pause it.
00:27:21.000 Keep going.
00:27:23.000 I don't want to break the fourth wall.
00:27:25.000 I don't know when I leave character.
00:27:27.000 What is all this stuff?
00:27:30.000 Swing hips to side?
00:27:32.000 And the fist to the wall?
00:27:33.000 I mean, it is probably a good idea to go by this face.
00:27:39.000 It's the number one rule of self-defense.
00:27:42.000 Scream!
00:27:44.000 Scream as loud as you can!
00:27:47.000 Need help!
00:27:48.000 And ideally, have a gun in your person and shoot him in his face.
00:27:54.000 Bring the whole body to the office, it's like, I am convinced that these things that these women make up, all these moves, are just sort of made up by someone who's never been in a fight.
00:28:08.000 Like, what is this?
00:28:10.000 Squeeze elbows to protect your face.
00:28:12.000 Go under the arm, and up to the right.
00:28:14.000 You're never gonna pull that off.
00:28:15.000 Just, that's enough.
00:28:17.000 Ladies, I've been in about a dozen fights.
00:28:20.000 They are a total roll of the dice.
00:28:24.000 This whole idea of you grabbing this part and twisting that, you're just trying to stay alive.
00:28:29.000 Boxing, fighting, is like playing pool while someone throws bowling balls at you and trying to get it.
00:28:36.000 Like even punching a person in a face is a major challenge.
00:28:41.000 The face is moving all over the place.
00:28:43.000 Your adrenaline's pounding.
00:28:44.000 Getting a perfect is very rare.
00:28:47.000 Even in boxing, even in the ring, in sparring, you're always missing.
00:28:51.000 That's why they practice with a double end bag going.
00:28:55.000 The idea of you grabbing a certain part of his body is not going to happen.
00:29:01.000 All of this self-defense crap that these women take is not making them safer.
00:29:06.000 It's making them less safe because it's convincing them that there's some sort of ninjas and there's some sort of secret sweet spots where you can just and kill him.
00:29:18.000 You're not going to do it.
00:29:20.000 Check out this other video where these MMA guys, they try to recreate some of these crazy rock and roll moves.
00:29:29.000 Hi, this is Ramsey Dewey at the JX Fight Club.
00:29:31.000 I think we're going to be able to do it.
00:29:33.000 I'm going to have my students nils.
00:29:34.000 And today we are going to try to get some techniques from a self-defense video.
00:29:39.000 By the way, can you just pause it here?
00:29:40.000 This is a certain type of dude who was a nerd who got picked on in high school.
00:29:45.000 And then he learned MMA so he could fight.
00:29:47.000 And then he kept going and going.
00:29:49.000 And now he's a murderer, but he still has that nerd in him.
00:29:53.000 So he says, hey, my name is Randy, and this is my guide here.
00:29:56.000 We're going to practice some MMA.
00:29:57.000 And I still like Spider-Man, obviously.
00:29:59.000 I'm still involved in the comic book arts, but I could also rip your eyes out with my toes.
00:30:07.000 It's a weird combination of badass murderer and nerd.
00:30:11.000 I've hung out with these guys.
00:30:13.000 They have all kinds of knife techniques that they could sever all your tendons with.
00:30:18.000 Okay, so let's go ahead there, Indian from the reservation on Ukdayuktuk.
00:30:24.000 And we're really excited to see how these techniques work against a resisting opponent.
00:30:30.000 All right, here we go.
00:30:34.000 What's up, guys?
00:30:34.000 My name is Lena Marty here with Rip Fitness to teach you guys a few moves on self-defense.
00:30:42.000 So she's like a slightly masculine, super hot chick.
00:30:46.000 You know, she has a bit of testosterone.
00:30:48.000 She probably played touch football in high school.
00:30:50.000 And she's got this demeanor where she's like the badass.
00:30:54.000 And I swear to God, all of these women's self-defense videos are the same.
00:30:58.000 It's the tomboy who, I don't know, she's the big sister and had a bunch of little brothers or something.
00:31:04.000 And it gave her this sort of dude ethos.
00:31:07.000 But all of these moves they show are dance moves.
00:31:11.000 She's showing you a form of dance called self-defense.
00:31:14.000 You can't defend yourself with this dance.
00:31:17.000 It's just a thing you do to feel tough at the gym.
00:31:20.000 Go ahead.
00:31:23.000 So you want to block?
00:31:24.000 Do you want to kick him away as you roll?
00:31:27.000 What?
00:31:29.000 Look how weak you have to be as a man for these things to work.
00:31:34.000 It's for lazy rapists who don't really want to be there.
00:31:38.000 If you get attacked by an apathetic racist, I mean rapist and racist, who just wants to go home and isn't really into it, if you're really unattractive and this guy was forced to rape you as a dare, but he really doesn't want to be there, try these moves.
00:31:52.000 Push on his knee and go skidding across the floor like you're on a slipping slide.
00:31:57.000 And then he will immediately fall down.
00:31:59.000 It's like movies where they go and the guys all just go, oh, I've been instantly knocked out.
00:32:04.000 But check out Spider Nerd here dealing with his Ukrainian counterpart.
00:32:13.000 I can't hear it.
00:32:16.000 Wait, you're supposed to just scooch along the floor.
00:32:19.000 What's going on here?
00:32:21.000 What's happening?
00:32:23.000 Scooch!
00:32:24.000 Scooch!
00:32:26.000 Why aren't you scooching?
00:32:28.000 That's exhausting.
00:32:29.000 Let's try Again.
00:32:31.000 Here we go.
00:32:32.000 And we gotta get out of the way here.
00:32:35.000 Ready to scooch?
00:32:36.000 Scooch it up.
00:32:37.000 Scoochie.
00:32:38.000 Scooch.
00:32:39.000 Boom.
00:32:40.000 Wrist hold.
00:32:42.000 Kind of tuck really fast.
00:32:43.000 Mirror your hands.
00:32:45.000 You're gonna grab underneath them.
00:32:47.000 You're gonna rotate.
00:32:48.000 This is my favorite thing.
00:32:49.000 And men are guilty of this too.
00:32:51.000 When they like, crab McGraw, that is really thing.
00:32:53.000 That's different.
00:32:54.000 That has valid information in it.
00:32:55.000 But most of Crab McGraw is just like in the eyes and bite the face.
00:33:00.000 All this crap about like, grab his left pinky.
00:33:03.000 Imagine you, you, you know that video where they're running down a hill, a cheese hill in Britain.
00:33:08.000 There was a competition and you could win a big round of cheese.
00:33:10.000 It's like a 5,000-year-old thing where they run down a hill and they keep falling.
00:33:14.000 Imagine you are running down a hill like that with bumps and flips and you have to recite the Star-Spangled Banner.
00:33:20.000 Like there's no, maybe if you were the flash and everything was in slow motion, you could start selecting individual parts of it.
00:33:28.000 It's madness.
00:33:29.000 Fighting is like being in a storm.
00:33:32.000 You have no idea what's going on.
00:33:33.000 You just, half the time you don't even know who won till after.
00:33:36.000 I thought I won the fight with the dog poo guy and I woke up with a black eye the next day.
00:33:42.000 And you're gonna bring this hip forward and you're gonna power out this way.
00:33:46.000 There we go.
00:33:47.000 And Lazy Rapist dies.
00:33:50.000 Okay, we're gonna try the wrist holding.
00:33:53.000 Okay, we're gonna try the wrist thing.
00:33:56.000 Imagine I'm Spider-Man.
00:34:01.000 Yeah, that's the other thing.
00:34:03.000 All of these wrist twist things imply that you're made of grease.
00:34:07.000 That didn't work out too well.
00:34:08.000 I mean, you're not slippery, sorry.
00:34:10.000 The opposite.
00:34:10.000 It implies you're made of stone, and you can just grab a wrist and you won't lose your grip.
00:34:14.000 It's a woman's grip.
00:34:15.000 You ever shake a woman's hand?
00:34:17.000 It feels like you're shaking hands with a bird's head.
00:34:19.000 There's nothing there.
00:34:22.000 That's the other thing about these guys.
00:34:22.000 Boom, boom.
00:34:24.000 They keep coming up with a better move in the middle of her dance move.
00:34:28.000 All right, let's do one more.
00:34:28.000 This is getting tedious.
00:34:32.000 Ladies, please don't get overconfident when you take these dumb dance moves.
00:34:38.000 Front choke.
00:34:41.000 You want to grab the wrists and you want to kind of push down.
00:34:44.000 You want to drive right knee, left knee, and knee.
00:34:47.000 Even in the demonstration, she doesn't go near the stomach.
00:34:50.000 Look, he goes, whoa.
00:34:53.000 Okay, we're going to attempt the defense against that two-handed rubber.
00:34:56.000 The physics of it make no sense.
00:34:59.000 I've never, how do you knee someone in the stomach?
00:35:01.000 I've seen it in Muay Thai, where they go like that when they're in a hold.
00:35:05.000 You can't reach the stomach.
00:35:08.000 Arms are longer than laps.
00:35:13.000 All right, I give up.
00:35:14.000 That's enough.
00:35:15.000 Fate to black.
00:35:16.000 Look, the reason I'm bringing all this up is because there's a general point here.
00:35:21.000 And the point is feminism has empowered these women way beyond their means.
00:35:26.000 And that makes women more vulnerable.
00:35:29.000 When you tell them that they can beat up a rapist and they walk around their Lululemons like they're ready to throw down, they end up getting the crap beaten out of them.
00:35:37.000 We see them at demonstrations all the time with Antifa saying, let's do this.
00:35:41.000 I'm going to F you up.
00:35:42.000 No, you're not.
00:35:43.000 You're going to get raped.
00:35:45.000 If a big guy comes out, you don't grab his wrist.
00:35:47.000 Grab your gun and shoot him.
00:35:54.000 Speaking of bomb the boats and feeding the fish, I am sick of these Filipinos.
00:36:01.000 Yes, that includes Michelle Malkin, the Filipina.
00:36:04.000 I am sick of these island people coming here and buying all our groceries.
00:36:09.000 You know what I mean?
00:36:11.000 It seems like our shelves look like Venezuela.
00:36:14.000 Everywhere you go, the stores are empty.
00:36:17.000 Bookstores, Walmart, clothing stores, because immigrants keep buying all our stuff.
00:36:25.000 Right?
00:36:25.000 Is that a reasonable argument?
00:36:27.000 I'm sure you've heard that a million times.
00:36:29.000 All these retailers and grocery store owners going, stop buying so much.
00:36:33.000 It reminds me of an episode of the show, Wife Swap.
00:36:36.000 My wife and I used to watch that a lot.
00:36:38.000 Before there were celebrities, it would just be like different couples.
00:36:41.000 And this woman comes, or maybe it was Super Nanny, actually.
00:36:44.000 This woman comes to fix the family.
00:36:47.000 And they come with this dumb construction paper thing where they draw a wheel and they write all the things they hate about their partner and in order of importance.
00:36:55.000 So the outside is sort of little things and the main inside is like, he beats the crap out of me.
00:37:00.000 That's a biggie.
00:37:01.000 But one of the things this woman wrote on her little construction wheel about obese with her husband was, he eats too much.
00:37:08.000 And it became a running joke with my wife and I because I understand like he's obese and he's dying, but the guy wasn't fat.
00:37:15.000 He just eats too much.
00:37:18.000 Who cares, as long as you're not unhealthy, how much you eat?
00:37:23.000 Who cares how much groceries, assuming it's not food stamps, and it doesn't look like food stamps in this case, they look like middle-class immigrants.
00:37:33.000 Who cares how much groceries immigrants legally buy with their own money?
00:37:41.000 What are you talking about, bigot?
00:37:43.000 This is some of the funniest bigotry I've ever seen.
00:37:46.000 Roll the tape.
00:37:54.000 Look at honey.
00:37:55.000 Licky, licky, licky, licky, licky.
00:37:57.000 Licky.
00:38:00.000 Just pause.
00:38:01.000 I want to break down her racism.
00:38:03.000 If that beef, Licky Licky, was like, me love you long time, if she's saying that Filipinas are prostitutes and she doesn't want them in the country because prostitutes shatter marriages, I kind of see the logic there.
00:38:16.000 I don't think it's true.
00:38:17.000 I don't think the Bay Area has a Filipina prostitution problem, but say that hypothetically it was.
00:38:24.000 I could see a grandma going, you know, my husband uses Filipina prostitutes.
00:38:28.000 I wish they weren't here.
00:38:29.000 I kind of get that.
00:38:30.000 That's got a semblance of logic to it, at least.
00:38:32.000 Keep going.
00:38:36.000 Yes, this is textbook racism.
00:38:39.000 Look at all the groceries they buy.
00:38:39.000 Finally.
00:38:44.000 That's the part I don't get.
00:38:46.000 Look at all the groceries they buy.
00:38:48.000 I would like to speak on behalf of all grocery store owners.
00:38:52.000 We advocate all buying.
00:38:55.000 Don't worry about our supply.
00:38:56.000 We will call the lettuce people.
00:38:58.000 We'll get more brought in tomorrow.
00:39:00.000 You cannot empty our shelves.
00:39:02.000 Please buy 10 full shopping carts of just tomatoes.
00:39:07.000 Don't worry, I'll get more tomatoes the next day.
00:39:10.000 You cannot buy too much of my stuff.
00:39:12.000 And tell you what, if it gets too crazy, I will build an extension.
00:39:16.000 That's what's called a grocery chain.
00:39:19.000 The more buying, the better.
00:39:21.000 And that goes for everyone in every business, by the way.
00:39:26.000 They buy all our groceries.
00:39:28.000 Steal, I understand.
00:39:29.000 It's wrong to steal.
00:39:30.000 That's why it's illegal.
00:39:31.000 So racist.
00:39:32.000 Oh, my God.
00:39:34.000 Got a family to feed.
00:39:35.000 So what?
00:39:36.000 Go back to your country.
00:39:38.000 He has no accent.
00:39:40.000 I just said that lying.
00:39:42.000 I have a family to feed.
00:39:47.000 Plus, you're in the Bay Area.
00:39:48.000 Isn't it like half Asian?
00:39:51.000 You must be exhausted if you hate all Asians.
00:39:55.000 Take our jobs.
00:39:56.000 Sure, there's an argument there.
00:39:59.000 Why are our groceries?
00:40:04.000 That's a new thing.
00:40:05.000 From now on, we hate people who buy too many groceries.