Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 25, 2018


Ep 146 | Suffer the Children | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

43 minutes

Words per Minute

172.62837

Word Count

7,564

Sentence Count

664

Misogynist Sentences

41

Hate Speech Sentences

35


Summary

Rapper Nicki Minaj gets a black eye, an anti-Trump rally goes horribly wrong, and the left is all over the place. Also, we talk about the Trayvon Martin case, and how to deal with racism in America.


Transcript

00:00:26.000 She gives me a bit of my bro.
00:00:28.000 Bitch don't wanna be friends.
00:00:30.000 I give her a dick, she not mad.
00:00:32.000 She put a tin on my dick, ayy.
00:00:33.000 You got my rings on my tent.
00:00:35.000 She put her on to the booth, ayy.
00:00:37.000 Put that shit straight to the booth.
00:00:40.000 She said one for a bitch, I do.
00:00:42.000 Ayy, you wanna go to my mess?
00:00:46.000 You know what's weird?
00:00:47.000 My kids love that kind of music.
00:00:49.000 What is that?
00:00:50.000 Trap music?
00:00:52.000 I'm not a fan, but that's a generational thing.
00:00:54.000 But it's just weird.
00:00:55.000 These guys with facial tattoos doing, what's that drug that kills everyone?
00:01:01.000 Propylene or whatever?
00:01:02.000 Propofil?
00:01:04.000 Fentanyl, Xanax.
00:01:05.000 They have names like Lil Xanax, and they're all children of single mothers, mostly Hispanic.
00:01:10.000 And they have facial tattoos and they all die.
00:01:13.000 And that guy was just shot in an apparent robbery, shot in his car.
00:01:20.000 He wasn't a very popular guy with the criminal people.
00:01:24.000 I don't know if they just see this freak who has kooky hair and facial tattoos and they think he must have money, he's a rapper, or if there's some beef where he called someone out, called them a wimp.
00:01:34.000 And look at this.
00:01:35.000 This was him on stage, just sitting there, singing away barefoot, and just gets destroyed.
00:01:43.000 Oh, wow.
00:01:50.000 That's the hardest punch I've ever seen in my life.
00:01:52.000 And that includes...
00:01:58.000 You know, that's when you get brain damage because you get the concussion of the punch and then your head hits the stage.
00:02:03.000 That's how boxers die.
00:02:05.000 Speaking of boxers, we got Nick DiPaulo on the show.
00:02:07.000 He'll be explaining his black eye.
00:02:09.000 He was attacked by a feminist after one of his shows up in West Nyack.
00:02:15.000 We also have Elijah, what's his name?
00:02:20.000 He's got a weird name from Offensive Media.
00:02:24.000 He did a video where he was just checking out, I think it was an anti-Trump rally, but it was kind of an immigration rally, and he went there and he got beat up.
00:02:32.000 And then we'll also talk to my buddy Daniel Horowitz.
00:02:36.000 He just wrote a great article about how America is losing itself.
00:02:39.000 And this immigration debate is a great example of how willing the left is to just burn this country to the ground to virtue signal.
00:02:48.000 That's what everyone's talking about these days, is this suffer the children, outcry over kids separated from parents at border Trump defiant.
00:02:55.000 It's all a lie.
00:02:56.000 It's all about optics for them.
00:02:57.000 And they realize that it's good optics to show sad children.
00:03:01.000 So they're saying Trump makes children sad.
00:03:03.000 He takes children away from their mothers.
00:03:05.000 And Dave was just talking about this.
00:03:07.000 How do you think it should go?
00:03:09.000 If you are an illegal and you come over, you all go to jail together?
00:03:13.000 Do the kids go to an adult jail?
00:03:15.000 How does this work?
00:03:16.000 We deport them all together?
00:03:17.000 Yeah, that sounds good too.
00:03:18.000 That's not always possible.
00:03:20.000 Half the time, these kids are coming in without their parents.
00:03:23.000 The past, the Obama years, we allowed a catch-and-release rule for anyone who had kids.
00:03:28.000 The next thing you know, kids become a passport and then they start cheating and saying, oh, that's my kid.
00:03:34.000 It's just, this is a different culture.
00:03:35.000 There's a different currency.
00:03:37.000 I don't even think, it's such a rape culture with these immigrants.
00:03:40.000 I don't even think these women see it as rape.
00:03:42.000 They see it as just like having a teeth pulled or something.
00:03:45.000 It's a Monday.
00:03:47.000 I don't really enjoy it, but that's what you do.
00:03:51.000 I wouldn't be surprised if it doesn't have the same trauma that it would have for, you know, a middle-class white girl in the suburbs because it's so entrenched into their culture.
00:04:00.000 Oh, by the way, that Extench XXX guy, the rapper that died, I am not shedding any tears.
00:04:06.000 He beat his pregnant girlfriend and was under house arrest for that.
00:04:09.000 And he also did a video where he hanged, not hung, hanged a white child.
00:04:14.000 Check this out.
00:04:18.000 This was the same song that we played at the beginning.
00:04:22.000 The black kid, I mean, I'm not even sure I could show this on the show.
00:04:25.000 The black kid puts a noose around the white kid's neck and then hangs him.
00:04:30.000 We really, this whole myth of fervent racism has got to the point now where people want revenge.
00:04:38.000 You killed my black kid.
00:04:39.000 I want to kill your white kid.
00:04:41.000 No, we didn't kill your black kid.
00:04:42.000 Trayvon was not just going to get an iced tea.
00:04:45.000 Trayvon fought an armed man and beat him up and then he got shot.
00:04:49.000 I don't want to see this.
00:04:54.000 I'm not good at handling adversity.
00:04:57.000 Children in peril is my weakness.
00:04:59.000 I can't watch it even in movies.
00:05:02.000 All right, so the big picture here is that all of these kids in cages and stuff you're seeing, that's all about optics.
00:05:09.000 The pictures you're seeing are from Obama's administration.
00:05:12.000 Look, you want to see the detention centers that Trump is putting our kids in?
00:05:16.000 These kids, it looks like the holiday inn.
00:05:21.000 I would like to stay here.
00:05:22.000 They get three meals a day and two snacks.
00:05:25.000 That's too much.
00:05:26.000 Isn't that too much food?
00:05:28.000 I have one meal a day.
00:05:30.000 Sometimes two.
00:05:35.000 It's got pictures of Trump in it, but pictures of all presidents.
00:05:38.000 This is the place you're trying to sneak into.
00:05:40.000 This is General Lee.
00:05:43.000 We burnt him.
00:05:46.000 The music's weird.
00:05:48.000 Who put up this video?
00:05:50.000 I can't tell if it's a lefty.
00:05:54.000 It looks awesome.
00:05:56.000 That's not a prison.
00:05:58.000 That looks like a fun place to hang.
00:06:00.000 Look, you get pictures up on your wall.
00:06:02.000 Anyway, everyone is lying to you about immigration and what these kids go through.
00:06:08.000 And the left is being knowingly ignorant.
00:06:10.000 It's willful ignorance.
00:06:11.000 As Tucker Carlson pointed out, if you are so worried about families being separated, why do you advocate a welfare state where single mothers have a financial incentive to stay single moms and get rid of the dad?
00:06:23.000 Shatter the black family as long as it means more votes for them.
00:06:26.000 So how do we do this?
00:06:28.000 Let's show some of the video of Elijah getting his ass kicked.
00:06:32.000 And then we'll talk to Elijah.
00:06:34.000 We are fighting for the justice of something.
00:06:36.000 I'm not sure what that is, but all that matters to join this protest is that you don't like Donald Trump.
00:06:42.000 Hey, thank you.
00:06:43.000 Hey, don't go up.
00:06:44.000 Hey, don't get it.
00:06:46.000 You win up.
00:06:47.000 Wait up.
00:06:48.000 Hey, guys, it's a harassment.
00:06:50.000 All right, thank you.
00:06:52.000 Thank you.
00:06:52.000 Raid Since go!
00:06:57.000 Thank you.
00:07:00.000 Don't touch me, man.
00:07:01.000 Don't freaking touch me.
00:07:03.000 Look how passive they are.
00:07:04.000 Ah!
00:07:08.000 Attack with a marching band.
00:07:11.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:07:13.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:07:14.000 Why'd you hit me?
00:07:15.000 So we're trying to report here.
00:07:17.000 Hey, stop.
00:07:17.000 Stop.
00:07:18.000 Seriously.
00:07:19.000 Please stop.
00:07:20.000 Hey, hey.
00:07:21.000 Hey, stop.
00:07:23.000 That's enough.
00:07:25.000 Let's talk to Elijah, and then we'll talk to Daniel Horowitz about the state of immigration in America today, and then we'll talk to Nick DiPaolo about the feminist who beat him so bad he ended up in the hospital.
00:07:35.000 Elijah, are you there, sir?
00:07:37.000 Yeah, I'm here out in California.
00:07:38.000 How are you doing, Gavin?
00:07:39.000 I'm good.
00:07:40.000 I was just watching a video of you getting abused.
00:07:43.000 Yes, I was nicely treated and manhandled by some protesters out here the other day.
00:07:49.000 Where exactly were you?
00:07:51.000 Okay, so we were actually out in downtown LA, for those that are familiar, by Echo Park, which is maybe not the nicest part of LA, but that's questionable if there really are that many nice parts of L.A. There's Silver Lake.
00:08:03.000 It seems nice.
00:08:04.000 Yeah, I mean, you probably won't find any silver or gold out there, but definitely some trash.
00:08:10.000 So you went to, what was the protest called?
00:08:13.000 Okay, so this is a funny thing.
00:08:15.000 So the protest was in Spanish, and there's this group on Facebook that's called March and Rallies Los Angeles, which essentially just has marches for everything.
00:08:26.000 But I've learned to translate the marches, even though they're in Spanish, to just let's march against Trump somewhere with a bunch of angry people.
00:08:34.000 And so I didn't even know what it was about.
00:08:36.000 And it turns out I still don't know what it was about necessarily, but I know that people were really angry at Donald Trump.
00:08:42.000 Yeah, I'll tell you what it's about.
00:08:44.000 It's about everything.
00:08:46.000 Every time they have a rally, it's about police brutality, immigration, abortion, Mumaya Abu Jamal, socialism, She Guevara, organic food, GMOs.
00:09:00.000 Every protest they do is everything at once.
00:09:03.000 It's such a mess.
00:09:05.000 Right.
00:09:05.000 No, you know, and that's what made me laugh because while I was there, you know, not only were they constantly, as I interviewed them, talking about how much they hated Donald Trump, but there were people pushing for communism.
00:09:16.000 There were people pushing for socialism.
00:09:18.000 There were people pushing to save animals.
00:09:21.000 There were just people that had said that they just ran by and they wanted to join the anger and the frustration.
00:09:27.000 I like when they're anarchists and communists at the same time.
00:09:31.000 Anarcho-communism, where we want no government and maximum government.
00:09:36.000 Okay.
00:09:36.000 Yeah.
00:09:37.000 Yeah.
00:09:37.000 Non and non-binary transgenders where they're not, they're not, they don't have a gender, but they're also trans.
00:09:43.000 They have these anti-cop marches where they talk about how they don't want any cops.
00:09:47.000 And the second there's trouble, they start screaming for police.
00:09:50.000 Right.
00:09:50.000 That's actually the truth.
00:09:51.000 The police actually showed up as we were getting assaulted.
00:09:54.000 So like as it got pretty heated, the police ended up showing up.
00:09:57.000 And I was grateful for the police, but I know the other people weren't.
00:10:00.000 And it makes me laugh too because on the 30th of this month, there's a defund Los Angeles PD march.
00:10:06.000 For those that are interested in attending.
00:10:08.000 Yeah, it's going to be great.
00:10:09.000 And you know what?
00:10:10.000 There's a ton of police presence that's going to be there.
00:10:12.000 So that's awesome.
00:10:16.000 So for the most part, these people are rich kids, unemployed rich kids whose parents pay their rent.
00:10:23.000 But in places like Berkeley, a lot of them are sort of homeless kids that have been taken in by these Soros money people and lawyers and corrupt teachers.
00:10:31.000 And also Portland, it can get pretty violent.
00:10:34.000 If you saw the weapons that were confiscated at that Antifa rally, it was all kinds of knives and brass knuckles.
00:10:41.000 So it's not a risk-free endeavor confronting these people.
00:10:46.000 No, no, actually, it's not.
00:10:48.000 So some of the things that we couldn't really get on film because obviously I have a microphone and it's subject to what's actually like right within a couple couple inches of my mouth.
00:10:57.000 But somebody actually had a knife and they were telling one of the producers on my show that they were going to stab her when she turned around.
00:11:04.000 And they told my cameraman they were going to slit his throat.
00:11:07.000 And people were yelling at us that they were going to kill us.
00:11:11.000 And the girl had a knife and all we had was a little like three inch can of pepper spray.
00:11:16.000 So I was like, you know, people are talking, people are talking smack online, like, hey, why didn't you try to beat people up?
00:11:21.000 I was like, right, you know, Mr. Tough Guy, 250 protesters against one guy, a female producer, and like a teenage cameraman.
00:11:30.000 Sounds like a genius idea.
00:11:31.000 Yeah, you'd be mauled instantly.
00:11:33.000 And they're a particular type of fighter where once there's a crowd, they like to sort of reach in and around someone and stab or punch or grab and like Bike Lock Guy, where they sort of sneak in, smash you, and then sneak away.
00:11:45.000 They're totally devoid of character and honor.
00:11:48.000 Right.
00:11:49.000 No, absolutely.
00:11:50.000 And it's actually really scary where in the moment because what's funny is that it turns out it was more like supposed to be a march against Donald Trump and his treatment of DACA, TPS, and also separating families at the border.
00:12:03.000 Of course, we don't have to get into all the details, but it's not necessarily his legislation at the border that's causing this.
00:12:09.000 But the anger that was in people, one of the guys that was there told me, he goes, you know, oh, I didn't really see much violence that was there, but I did see some people getting aggressive with you.
00:12:19.000 And I think that all the anger and the frustration they had with this entire administration, they just took out on you.
00:12:25.000 And I said, does it have anything to do with the color of my skin?
00:12:28.000 Maybe, because I was like one of the few Caucasian people that were there?
00:12:33.000 Because I have a Mexican cameraman.
00:12:36.000 Let's play identity politics for a second.
00:12:38.000 I have a Mexican cameraman, literally Mexican.
00:12:41.000 I have an Irish, I mean, a Russian Jewish producer who came here from the Ukraine, whose grandparents died in the Holocaust.
00:12:48.000 Yet they're yelling at us that we are Nazis, fascists, white supremacists, and just straight up hitting us, spitting on us.
00:12:54.000 Like my cameraman got just clocked right in the face, just decked right in the side of the cheek.
00:13:01.000 Same thing with my producer.
00:13:03.000 They just clocked her, spat at her face.
00:13:05.000 Of course, their faces were actually covered.
00:13:07.000 So, I mean, we don't know who they were, but I mean, that's the real tolerance and the peace that these people are portraying, all while fighting for Mexican citizens and then harassing their own American citizens.
00:13:20.000 I mean, I think there was definitely some anti-white racism there, but I think the big picture is that they lost.
00:13:25.000 Their team lost, and they're sore losers.
00:13:28.000 It's just that simple.
00:13:30.000 They've never lost before.
00:13:31.000 They can't handle it after eight years of being spoiled.
00:13:34.000 Elijah, we're out of time.
00:13:36.000 Are you going to be doing this again?
00:13:37.000 Are you going to go to more?
00:13:39.000 Yeah, actually, you know, so I got into some closed groups on Facebook.
00:13:46.000 I had some inside connections.
00:13:48.000 I made some connections at the Pride Festival with some trans people who invited me to quite a few groups.
00:13:53.000 So there's three more protests.
00:13:55.000 There's one against drilling for oil.
00:13:58.000 There's another one against Donald Trump.
00:14:00.000 There's the defund Los Angeles.
00:14:01.000 There's a climate change one coming up.
00:14:03.000 So we're marching out here probably every three to four days at the moment for something.
00:14:08.000 And it's officially the same people, the same organizers handing out signs, making stations.
00:14:13.000 They're not even ashamed of it anymore.
00:14:15.000 They're writing the names of the organizations and the companies on the signs now as they're passing out like pre-printed signs, which is pretty funny.
00:14:22.000 They're not even ashamed of it.
00:14:23.000 Well, be careful, dude.
00:14:24.000 I saw at that last one.
00:14:25.000 They were tweeting out, you know, calls for violence to you with pictures of you saying, come get this guy, beat him up.
00:14:32.000 Yeah, they literally, they did.
00:14:33.000 They called violence on me and started and instigated it.
00:14:37.000 So we knew ahead of time it was coming because they called it, but we didn't back down.
00:14:40.000 We stayed for the whole protest.
00:14:42.000 We remained for another hour and a half and we just took the abuse and the assault.
00:14:45.000 Police didn't step in, but I love the police regardless.
00:14:48.000 I think that they did a fantastic job keeping people from, you know, basically burning down the street.
00:14:53.000 But we're going to keep doing what we got to do to bring the best reporting from the front lines.
00:14:57.000 You're an inspiration, sir.
00:14:58.000 Let's have you back soon.
00:15:00.000 All right.
00:15:00.000 Thank you, Gavin.
00:15:01.000 I appreciate you having me on the show, and you have a good day.
00:15:03.000 You too.
00:15:08.000 Daniel, are you there, sir?
00:15:11.000 We are here in the house.
00:15:12.000 That is beautiful.
00:15:13.000 You got a nice house, I can see.
00:15:16.000 Well, you know, not for much longer because evidently foreign nationals are entitled, you know, to my house.
00:15:23.000 And when you say get off the lawn, Gavin, let me tell you something.
00:15:27.000 You can't have a lawn.
00:15:28.000 Your lawn is my lawn, not yours.
00:15:30.000 Well, it really, they are doing the most basic of immigration enforcement.
00:15:35.000 And yes, I'm sorry, that includes illegal children.
00:15:39.000 And the left is so weak and they're so simple-minded that they just see children in peril and go, Trump is evil.
00:15:48.000 That's it.
00:15:48.000 That's the whole argument.
00:15:50.000 You know, imagine this analogy for a moment.
00:15:54.000 Imagine a bunch of people say, look, there's a lot of poor people around.
00:15:58.000 Let me go distribute food on I-95.
00:16:02.000 Stop my car and start handing out food.
00:16:04.000 Imagine the car wreck, the chain reaction of murder and mayhem that will result from that.
00:16:11.000 And we say, look, we're going to stop this.
00:16:13.000 And someone comes along and says, you're taking food out of the mouths of children.
00:16:17.000 You cannot, there is no safe way to have cross-border migration.
00:16:23.000 Here's one thing your viewers need to understand about the border.
00:16:27.000 And you could take this to the bank.
00:16:29.000 Nobody crosses the border on their own.
00:16:33.000 No one wakes up one day and says, hey, I need to make a better life for myself in America.
00:16:38.000 I'm going to cross.
00:16:39.000 You have to pay a drug smuggler.
00:16:41.000 The drug cartels, it's Golfo, Zetas, and Aloa, depending on what part of Texas or Arizona, we don't control our border, but you better believe they control their territory and they orchestrate the entirety of the migration.
00:16:57.000 And you want to know why we have an opioid crisis, which is really not an opioid crisis.
00:17:04.000 It's a polydrug crisis coming from the Mexican drug cartels.
00:17:08.000 Why did that happen after 2013?
00:17:12.000 Between 2013 and 2016, according to DEA, the poppy fields, the size of the poppy fields tripled because all the revenue from Obama's DACA surge, which was 2014, 2015, and now we're having it again now, went to the drug cartels.
00:17:28.000 So they could take their compassion and shove it up their rear ends because that is what you're doing.
00:17:36.000 All the gangs you're seeing in our schools now, the drugs, that's where it's coming from.
00:17:42.000 So, you know, they want to take a small slice of these people and say, hey, we're separating kids.
00:17:49.000 Actually, no, we're protecting everyone, both America and then also the people on the Mexican side of the border.
00:17:55.000 29,000 Mexicans die every year beginning after DACA because of the drug turf wars.
00:18:02.000 You see what I'm saying?
00:18:03.000 This is your I-95, the chain reaction of events where, like you said, these simple-minded liberals that don't think past six inches in front of their face.
00:18:14.000 Well, yeah, the opioid epidemic is a lot of people doing OxyContin, but Oxy is so expensive that they switch to heroin.
00:18:21.000 And there is nothing but an abundant supply of heroin out in the suburbs of Long Island, in suburban Milwaukee.
00:18:30.000 It's all over the country.
00:18:31.000 And it's MS-13 and these Mexican gangs that make the drug so ubiquitous.
00:18:38.000 Here's what's amazing.
00:18:39.000 It's not like they're ignoring this issue.
00:18:41.000 Congress passed 60 bills, 60 bills between these two weeks to deal with the crisis.
00:18:47.000 And they won't talk about the 800-pound gorilla.
00:18:50.000 And in fact, they're fueling it.
00:18:52.000 So basically, real briefly, we're always going to have drugs in the country.
00:18:56.000 No one disputes that.
00:18:57.000 You're going to have a certain amount.
00:18:59.000 But what happened post-2013 where you look at these charts and it goes bonkers, you know, like 500% increase in fatalities.
00:19:07.000 As you mentioned, that was not from OxyContin.
00:19:09.000 That was a certain baseline we had had for 15, 20 years.
00:19:13.000 Prescriptions have actually plummeted.
00:19:15.000 Prescription deaths are going down.
00:19:18.000 They went down before the epidemic.
00:19:20.000 The entirety of the baseline increase is illicit drugs and not just opiate-based.
00:19:27.000 Heroin's opiate-based.
00:19:28.000 It's meth and cocaine are the fastest growing.
00:19:30.000 They're not opioids.
00:19:32.000 I mean, this is just a general polydrug thing.
00:19:34.000 Why?
00:19:35.000 Because any 20-year-old can now get a hold of it for $9 a pop.
00:19:40.000 Why?
00:19:41.000 Because the UACs brought in all the gangs and the drugs.
00:19:46.000 Now, the gangs used to be separate from the drug cartels, but according to Texas DPS, they noted around a decade ago, they started to become the distributors.
00:19:55.000 So wherever you see the MS-30 crisis, which even the mainstream media admits it exists now, Long Island, Montgomery County, Maryland, that's where you have your drug distributors.
00:20:06.000 That's where you have the problems.
00:20:08.000 And yet the same people virtue signaling over the opioid crisis are bringing these guys in.
00:20:16.000 And guess what?
00:20:17.000 It all starts with the compassion that if you come here with a kid, you're pretty much here to stay.
00:20:24.000 So according to Texas DPS, the drug cartels are like, hey, let's send over.
00:20:29.000 Because again, it's not organic.
00:20:31.000 They orchestrate the entirety of the flow.
00:20:34.000 They say, all right, we're going to bring in a bunch of teenagers because we know they're going to let them go.
00:20:41.000 Even if they catch them with drugs, they're not going to lock them up.
00:20:45.000 And that is your drug crisis.
00:20:48.000 And it amazes me that it's not cool to care about Americans.
00:20:52.000 They don't, I mean, I've been talking about this issue for years.
00:20:55.000 I'm glad people suddenly care about the border problem, but isn't it amazing that it's only about foreign nationals that they'll care?
00:21:03.000 They won't care about Americans.
00:21:05.000 And one final point, Gavin.
00:21:06.000 I know you're not allowed to care about Americans.
00:21:08.000 That's taboo.
00:21:09.000 I mean, we suck.
00:21:10.000 Okay, fine.
00:21:11.000 I get it.
00:21:12.000 But the whole point is we're trying to, we're being told that these people are fleeing violence in Honduras, so they're coming here.
00:21:20.000 So even the good people, A, they pay the drug cartels.
00:21:23.000 B, they serve as a diversion.
00:21:25.000 I've had border agents tell me that they serve as a diversion for the higher target, higher value targets come in.
00:21:31.000 But finally, you ain't doing these guys any favors.
00:21:35.000 When you read the Washington Post exposés on MS-13 in our schools, where 14-year-old girls are now raped by MS-13 and they're too scared to even talk about it, if you're going to bring in Honduras, well, you're not doing them any favors either because now they live in those neighborhoods that are just as violent as in Tegucigalpa.
00:21:57.000 Yeah, good point.
00:21:57.000 They're not moving to the Hamptons.
00:21:59.000 They're moving into mini Honduras, mini El Salvador, mini Mexico.
00:22:03.000 I'm glad we're out of time, but I'm going to go into overtime because I'm glad you brought up the rapes.
00:22:08.000 They talk about rape culture in America, and I don't think they understand that these migrant girls and women, being raped is part of the routine of crossing the border to the tune of 80, 90%.
00:22:23.000 So they take birth control as they go, and they lie there and get raped the way you would lie there when you go to the gynecologist or something.
00:22:32.000 It's just something that you do.
00:22:33.000 You just go and you get raped.
00:22:36.000 Again, this is the I-95 thing.
00:22:39.000 You say, I want to hand out food, but I don't want the car accidents.
00:22:44.000 It's part and parcel of it.
00:22:46.000 Markets are very efficient.
00:22:48.000 The drug and human smuggling market is wholly created by the very policies of these people complaining about Latin American families.
00:22:59.000 And you hit it on the nail there.
00:23:01.000 Forget about Americans and the cost and the crime that we have to deal with because we don't matter.
00:23:07.000 We don't control our country anymore.
00:23:09.000 But if you care about the migrants, you could shut this down tomorrow.
00:23:13.000 If you said tomorrow that we are closed for business, you can never come here again through our land border to obtain immigration status.
00:23:23.000 You must apply for it in the Mexico City Embassy.
00:23:27.000 If you did that, this entire economy and the chain reaction of evils would be shut down.
00:23:34.000 There's no economy for it anymore.
00:23:36.000 We create that economy.
00:23:38.000 That's amazing.
00:23:40.000 Daniel, we're out of time, but I got to say, that looks like the least comfortable chair possibly available to man.
00:23:48.000 Where'd you get that, San Quentin?
00:23:50.000 See, you got to understand, in this, in CR, in CR-TV here, we challenge the political establishment.
00:23:59.000 There's no money in challenging the political establishment.
00:24:01.000 An $800 Aeon chair.
00:24:04.000 It's all mesh fibers.
00:24:06.000 It's like sitting on a cloud.
00:24:08.000 You look like a bunch of people.
00:24:09.000 You got to pop the fuck about that.
00:24:11.000 During the Industrial Revolution or something.
00:24:14.000 Yeah, I mean, this is what we're relegated to.
00:24:16.000 I mean, and all the guys advocating for illegals, I mean, you look at their offices.
00:24:20.000 I mean, they got the masters of the universe behind them.
00:24:24.000 We're the Porsche lepers.
00:24:25.000 We're in the wrong business, apparently.
00:24:28.000 Yep, you know, illegal alien supremacy.
00:24:30.000 That's where it's at.
00:24:32.000 All right.
00:24:32.000 Thanks for coming on the show, Daniel.
00:24:33.000 It was very enlightening.
00:24:34.000 Speak to you later.
00:24:35.000 Take care.
00:24:36.000 Cheers.
00:24:40.000 Nick, are you there?
00:24:41.000 I am here, Gap.
00:24:43.000 Can we get a good look at that eye?
00:24:48.000 That you got me good.
00:24:52.000 Look at that.
00:24:53.000 I got one too.
00:24:54.000 I head-butted a guy with my glasses on, and the glasses gave me a black eye.
00:24:59.000 When was that?
00:25:00.000 A week ago.
00:25:01.000 It's still going strong.
00:25:02.000 They take a long time to fade these things.
00:25:07.000 I have this box I can't see you.
00:25:09.000 I mean, I can.
00:25:10.000 There's a double, a two-shot up here, but it's covering your face.
00:25:14.000 Oh, well, I'll send you a pic.
00:25:16.000 What happened?
00:25:18.000 Well, I did the show Sunday night at Levity Live, and after the show, I went into the green room and was in there for about five minutes, came back out, and they were filing people out the exit door right next to the stage.
00:25:35.000 I'm not sure why.
00:25:36.000 So I started shaking hands and taking pictures.
00:25:40.000 And this guy approaches me and, you know, says, can I get a picture with you?
00:25:46.000 I go, sure.
00:25:47.000 So he stands next to me, and he said, yeah, I love the show or whatever.
00:25:51.000 But my daughter wanted to punch you in the face.
00:25:54.000 Soon as he got the word face out, I get cold cocked.
00:25:58.000 I didn't even see her.
00:25:59.000 She was standing to my, I mean, coal cocked.
00:26:03.000 And I immediately looked right at him literally five seconds after.
00:26:09.000 I go, did you just set me up?
00:26:11.000 And it was a bunch of people around that saw it.
00:26:14.000 So, and yeah, I could feel my eye growing.
00:26:21.000 What did he say when you asked if he set you up?
00:26:24.000 Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:26:25.000 But what makes me believe that is his reaction when she hit me, he didn't like, at least I don't remember, I could be wrong.
00:26:32.000 He didn't jump in and go, what are you doing?
00:26:35.000 Trider.
00:26:35.000 He just sort of just stood there.
00:26:38.000 Maybe that's a new kind of pussy whipped we're not familiar with, where a daughter can pussywhip her dad.
00:26:46.000 Yeah, well, maybe they have the exact same politics and they knew who they were coming to see.
00:26:52.000 And he, you know, it was so, it went down so smoothly and it seemed so well orchestrated to me.
00:26:59.000 And the fact that that all came to me while I was still in shock makes me believe it's the truth, you know?
00:27:06.000 I mean, that was my first question.
00:27:08.000 I could you just fucking send me, you know, and then he was trying to deny it, you know, later on.
00:27:13.000 And then he, you know, it was unbelievable.
00:27:17.000 And then, so we moved to the lobby of the comedy club where the bar is.
00:27:23.000 And he comes over, can I talk to you?
00:27:25.000 And I said, no, not without a fucking lawyer, you can't.
00:27:28.000 And, you know, and I'm, look, in a true gender equality world, I could have fucking knocked her out or hit her back, and everybody would have said, well, she had that coming.
00:27:39.000 We went on our merry way.
00:27:40.000 Right.
00:27:41.000 But that's, I'm not a litigious guy, but if I can't retaliate somehow, I will use the law, you know?
00:27:50.000 Somebody has to make a point.
00:27:52.000 And I'm sure most of these women would prefer a punch in the face to a lawsuit.
00:27:56.000 They're worse off now with this equality.
00:27:58.000 Oh, absolutely.
00:28:00.000 No, you're absolutely right.
00:28:01.000 But they want it both ways.
00:28:05.000 And yeah, we won't be truly gender equal until, yeah, I could crack.
00:28:12.000 And I've never raised my hand to a woman in my life.
00:28:15.000 But I'm just saying, if this is the world we're living in, what am I doing?
00:28:18.000 Also, like 20 years ago, the idea of a woman just punching a comedian in the face, she would never do that.
00:28:25.000 They watch these stupid movies like your famous line where you said, my suspension of disbelief can't handle Angelina Jolie beating up 15 green berets.
00:28:34.000 That's why I haven't seen a movie in 20 years.
00:28:37.000 I can't.
00:28:38.000 And it's getting worse with all the fucking activities.
00:28:40.000 Dude, I go to DC every week, so I download these action films because you don't want to look like a fag next to a guy on the train.
00:28:46.000 You don't be watching something when Harry Met Sally.
00:28:48.000 So it's all action movies.
00:28:50.000 And I swear to God, every single one, if it's not a woman robbing a bank, then the head of the FBI tracking the bank robbers is a woman, or the CIA hacker that's going to catch Jason Bourne is a supermodel from the Netherlands.
00:29:04.000 I mean, it's relentless.
00:29:06.000 Yeah, all cops look like supermodels.
00:29:10.000 They look like my cleaning lady.
00:29:13.000 They look like my brother.
00:29:15.000 No, those are the successful ones.
00:29:17.000 There's also those little big fat-ass Puerto Ricans who are like five feet tall, and you can just walk away from them as they sort of drag behind, holding onto your arm.
00:29:27.000 And you're just like, I'm out of here, lady.
00:29:30.000 And the other thing, Gab, was it was a great show.
00:29:33.000 I mean, there were tables of like, you know, Puerto Ricans or Dominicans.
00:29:38.000 It was a black table, and there was no tension in the show whatsoever.
00:29:41.000 Well, that's because the club has the segregated tables, and different races have to go to different areas.
00:29:47.000 Or they do it naturally, like prison.
00:29:51.000 So what do you think set her off?
00:29:54.000 My whole act, apparently.
00:29:55.000 I mean, I do hit them where they breathe.
00:30:00.000 But again, out of all the women in the audience, she's the only one.
00:30:04.000 I mean, she's not right in the head, but I don't give a shit.
00:30:08.000 Oh, if she's that, you know, that's the other thing.
00:30:10.000 Her father said, well, oh, she has emotional problems.
00:30:13.000 Well, she's a fucking danger to the public.
00:30:14.000 What do you, and the other thing is, you know, she has emotional problems.
00:30:19.000 She's wearing Birkenstocks with mismatching socks.
00:30:25.000 You know, her father knows her politics.
00:30:27.000 So, you know, she's emotionally unstable.
00:30:31.000 You know what my act is like.
00:30:32.000 So you must, and you know her politics because she's your daughter.
00:30:35.000 So you bring her down near me for a pair.
00:30:37.000 That's why I really believe this, that a good lawyer could put this together in three seconds.
00:30:42.000 His words are going to hang himself.
00:30:44.000 I don't know if I should be saying this in public, but I mean, you know, putting all those facts together, I really think I was fucking set up.
00:30:54.000 And you know at what level these people operate at.
00:30:58.000 Well, there's also an argument for negligence there, where you bring, you know, you have a disturbed child and you bring them to a right-wing comedy night.
00:31:06.000 Yeah.
00:31:07.000 It's a recipe for disaster.
00:31:09.000 But can you give us one line?
00:31:10.000 Are you allowed to do that?
00:31:11.000 Can you give us a line that a joke that you did on your act that was particularly sexist?
00:31:17.000 You have 25 minutes?
00:31:24.000 It's all, it's all my, it's, I mean, it's considered sexist by the left, but yeah, I mean, I push buttons.
00:31:32.000 I'm trying to think.
00:31:33.000 It wasn't anything out of the normal, and there was less tension.
00:31:36.000 Matter of fact, a friend of mine who witnessed the whole thing said what surprised him, he goes, you weren't being that particularly political tonight.
00:31:44.000 So, you know?
00:31:45.000 Yeah, there wasn't a moment where the audience was sort of silent.
00:31:48.000 You go, oh, come on, it's just a joke.
00:31:50.000 You know, those kind of things.
00:31:51.000 There wasn't hardly any of that.
00:31:53.000 You know, I sh ⁇ over Hillary and, you know, that type of stuff, which is enough to get any feminist or whatever cuckoo.
00:32:02.000 But I don't really remember any particular joke.
00:32:06.000 I did a lot of racial stuff about, you know, driving around.
00:32:09.000 The club was in West Nyack.
00:32:11.000 So I did some local stuff about every time I get on this frame book, you know, I have a family of Puerto Ricans blow by me and then Nissan Altima chasing their cousin who tricked out their car.
00:32:22.000 And people are crying.
00:32:24.000 And there was a bunch of like young Hispanic kids who came up to me after the show that loved me.
00:32:28.000 And once again, it's the white liberals who got us to the place we're at.
00:32:33.000 That is the cancer.
00:32:34.000 And the feminist movement is the nucleus of this political corrective.
00:32:39.000 It used to be the civil rights movement, but all this PC that everybody's fed up with, it starts there with this mentality that the women are second-class citizens have been kept down.
00:32:51.000 I mean, there's maybe a grain of truth to that, but Jesus Christ, when do you let it go?
00:32:56.000 I call them balls, B-A-W-L, Boomer Angry Women Liberals.
00:33:02.000 And that's the only group I actually sincerely hate.
00:33:06.000 And these women, they're teaching our kids in school.
00:33:09.000 They're our kindergarten teachers, our professors, or they're the lawyers.
00:33:12.000 They're the prosecutors in court calling it a hate crime and getting 40 years.
00:33:18.000 Well, I'm waiting to hear from the assistant DA, or I think it's the DA action.
00:33:23.000 She's a woman.
00:33:25.000 So are you going through with a lawsuit?
00:33:28.000 Are you suing them?
00:33:29.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:33:31.000 And again, because the old man's involvement.
00:33:34.000 Right.
00:33:35.000 That's what really triggered it.
00:33:37.000 And again, that's speculation on my part.
00:33:40.000 But yeah, I'm not a litigious person.
00:33:44.000 Only thing I hate more than lawyers is feminists.
00:33:48.000 You'll probably end up with a feminist lawyer.
00:33:50.000 I know.
00:33:51.000 Well, I'm waiting to hear from this woman, Eileen, who I used when I worked for DirecTV.
00:33:57.000 You know, when I get canned, she represents, she was really great.
00:34:00.000 I mean, really, really smart.
00:34:02.000 So I'm, you know, I asked her.
00:34:04.000 I'm waiting to hear from her.
00:34:07.000 But yeah, I'm not, I don't go to court.
00:34:09.000 I'm not a litigious person.
00:34:10.000 I hate all that shit.
00:34:11.000 But if I can't strike back, you know, you leave me no recourse.
00:34:17.000 Yeah, yeah, I totally agree.
00:34:18.000 Well, here's the, we're out of time, but here's the last thing I need to know.
00:34:22.000 The number one rule of violence is you punch and you vanish.
00:34:26.000 You get out, you go duck through some legs and go out the back door.
00:34:29.000 What the hell are they doing sticking around?
00:34:31.000 Was the daughter there too?
00:34:34.000 What, right after she hit me?
00:34:35.000 Yeah.
00:34:36.000 Yeah, she stood there.
00:34:37.000 And I remember going, I go, why the fuck did you do that?
00:34:40.000 She goes, because you're mean.
00:34:43.000 I mean, she's a caricature of the shit that we hate.
00:34:46.000 Because I'm...
00:34:54.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:56.000 The, you know, there was no security, too.
00:35:00.000 That's the other thing I could be a dick.
00:35:02.000 I'm still kicking that around.
00:35:04.000 But no, we went up to the bar area.
00:35:09.000 Everybody went up there.
00:35:11.000 I said, hold them.
00:35:12.000 Don't let them go anywhere.
00:35:14.000 When the security kid showed up, the young kid that works at the club or whatever.
00:35:18.000 I said, don't let them fucking leave.
00:35:21.000 And they call, I said, call the cops.
00:35:23.000 I had to instruct everybody.
00:35:24.000 I said, call the cops right now.
00:35:26.000 And the cops showed up probably after about eight minutes, 10 minutes.
00:35:29.000 So the people are still there.
00:35:31.000 The father, the mother, there was a brother there.
00:35:35.000 They're still there.
00:35:37.000 And what else did I want to tell you?
00:35:39.000 There was one other thing.
00:35:40.000 So they were still there.
00:35:42.000 And yeah.
00:35:43.000 So I tell the old man, yeah, you better lawyer up.
00:35:46.000 He goes over and whispers something to her.
00:35:48.000 So she starts bawling and puts her head on the table.
00:35:51.000 Oh, God.
00:35:52.000 And starts crying.
00:35:54.000 And then when they finally did, you know, I gave the cops my statement and stuff.
00:35:58.000 And then when they were finally leaving, I see the mother and the father getting into it with my fans out in the mall.
00:36:06.000 Oh, my lord.
00:36:08.000 And, you know, I saw the brother give the finger to my fans while he was standing in the bar area through the film.
00:36:16.000 So I think it's a family affair.
00:36:18.000 I don't know.
00:36:19.000 But yeah, again, I'm not a litigious person.
00:36:23.000 But you know what?
00:36:23.000 F ⁇ this, man.
00:36:25.000 I just can't get over this liberal family with their Birkenstock sitting at home going, hey, Nick DiPaulo's going to be doing a set in West Night.
00:36:32.000 Do you want to head out there and have a horrible night?
00:36:35.000 Well, yeah.
00:36:37.000 The old man said, oh, I was laughing harder than anybody at your jokes.
00:36:41.000 You know, that's bullshit or whatever.
00:36:43.000 And I just don't believe it because I don't like his reaction when it all went down.
00:36:46.000 It just seemed too orchestrated to me.
00:36:49.000 At least that's what my instincts tell me.
00:36:51.000 But I feel like I've, I got to be honest with you, Gab, I think I got a concussion.
00:36:55.000 I've had.
00:36:55.000 Oh, really?
00:36:56.000 Yeah, I went to hospital right after, got x-ray, had a CAT scan.
00:37:00.000 It was no broken button.
00:37:01.000 But I mean, she, and this can't be the first time she threw a punch.
00:37:06.000 And I was right in midstream talking to the father with my head turned.
00:37:10.000 It was almost like on cue.
00:37:12.000 It's almost like he said to her, when I say my daughter wants to punch you in the face.
00:37:15.000 Face.
00:37:16.000 That's your go-word.
00:37:17.000 Face.
00:37:18.000 Here's your cue.
00:37:20.000 And then right after he said, and we're out, you know.
00:37:23.000 But yeah, so it seemed very, whatever.
00:37:26.000 But this is f ⁇ ing.
00:37:27.000 This is nonsense.
00:37:28.000 And a few years ago, I got to be honest, Gab, I got a lot of you women.
00:37:31.000 A few years ago, if I was drinking and sh ⁇ , I said this on somebody else's show.
00:37:37.000 I was like William Money and the unforgiven.
00:37:40.000 So I had a few drinks in me.
00:37:41.000 It could have been a girl in a wheelchair.
00:37:42.000 I would have tipped her up.
00:37:43.000 Oh, yeah.
00:37:44.000 Well, that's the problem is it just becomes instinctual.
00:37:47.000 You know, you get a bunk and you just go like that.
00:37:49.000 So half the time, it's not even your fault.
00:37:51.000 Yeah, you're absolutely right.
00:37:53.000 So I was kind of proud of myself that I didn't, you know, that I didn't do that because then you really lose.
00:37:59.000 But the fact that we live in a world where people are defending her, a few people online, one guy on Twitter says today, I think she might be writing about this, the girl on social media, because this guy's, some guy on Twitter, maybe it's a family member, said, she said she's never lashed out in anger in her whole life, so something must have triggered her.
00:38:21.000 And I replied, you know, this is the first time she's ever lashed out ever, so something must have triggered.
00:38:27.000 And I said, yeah, my fucking act triggered her.
00:38:29.000 Just because you had a bad day, you don't get a fucking pass.
00:38:32.000 Yeah.
00:38:33.000 Oh, she must have really said something terrible to justify a punch like that.
00:38:37.000 That's not how it works.
00:38:39.000 No, and that's what Ron Bennington said.
00:38:41.000 He goes, all that doesn't matter.
00:38:43.000 The fact is, you can say whatever the f ⁇ you want without getting punched in the face.
00:38:47.000 That's the most important fact.
00:38:48.000 But there's people now, you know, a lot of millennials who believe that's not true.
00:38:53.000 If their feelings are hurt, anything is, well, fine.
00:38:56.000 Let me play by those rules.
00:38:59.000 Let me ask you this, Gal.
00:39:00.000 When's the last time you heard of a straight white male in a comedy audience beating up a LGBT comedian or a black comedian or a female comedian because they didn't like their act?
00:39:10.000 His life would be over, his career would be done.
00:39:14.000 Absolutely, like mine is.
00:39:17.000 That's why I'm talking to you on Skype.
00:39:20.000 No, I'm not.
00:39:23.000 I like we got matching shirts on.
00:39:25.000 That's my trademark.
00:39:27.000 We look like security at a Billy Joel conference.
00:39:32.000 But yeah, no, I'm fucking too old for this.
00:39:35.000 Years ago, I used to relish it.
00:39:38.000 But yeah, I'm not going to legal recourse.
00:39:42.000 But we have to make a statement.
00:39:44.000 And the majority of people online obviously defending me.
00:39:48.000 But I can't believe this is even a smidgen.
00:39:50.000 That's where we are.
00:39:50.000 That's how you know we're doomed as a society when we can't all agree what she did was wrong.
00:39:56.000 Yeah.
00:39:56.000 Yeah.
00:39:56.000 That's that sums it up beautifully.
00:39:59.000 Nick, thanks for coming on the show.
00:40:00.000 Let's have you back and get the progress of this lawsuit.
00:40:04.000 I am, Gavin.
00:40:05.000 By then, hopefully, I just built a studio.
00:40:08.000 I'm starting a new podcast in my house.
00:40:11.000 And I'm doing it right, but it's taking forever.
00:40:14.000 But I'm hoping next week I'll be streaming live on Facebook and YouTube and a bunch of other places.
00:40:20.000 And so I can, you know, I can join the fight.
00:40:25.000 Awesome.
00:40:25.000 Well, let's appreciate it.
00:40:32.000 Let's be honest with ourselves, guys.
00:40:34.000 Deep down, sexually, we all want to dress up like pornstar dominatrix ponies and dance around and compete with other pornstar dominatrix ponies and get abused by obese women in carriages.
00:40:50.000 If we're honest with ourselves, that's what we really want deep down.
00:40:54.000 Well, some people are brave enough to acknowledge this in themselves and enjoy it at the British Fetish Pony Fetish Festival.
00:41:05.000 Let's tune into them, shall we?
00:41:08.000 Where people compete in events and classes just the same as real horses do.
00:41:15.000 Get it!
00:41:15.000 Get it!
00:41:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:18.000 Come on!
00:41:19.000 These events are very competitive.
00:41:20.000 Just like a regular horse show event, we end up with some crashes and wrecks.
00:41:25.000 Of course, I don't see any room here.
00:41:27.000 People go down over and jump.
00:41:30.000 This is just people who are in the city.
00:41:31.000 The competition gets pretty crazy sometimes.
00:41:34.000 Gays, I guess is another word for the components.
00:41:37.000 When ponies put on the gear, it puts them into what they call pony space.
00:41:42.000 And I see a lot of people that breast the gear on that actually turn into horses.
00:41:46.000 When I put the bit in his mouth, it's like a ritual between us.
00:41:50.000 He needs that transition to get into Headspace.
00:41:52.000 And I can still...
00:41:56.000 Who would say, yeah, your gigantic triple D breasts are okay, but can you dress me up in fishnets, please?
00:42:04.000 Yeah.
00:42:04.000 And abuse me?
00:42:07.000 We're too affluent in this society.
00:42:09.000 Our poor eat too much, and our perves get too much.
00:42:13.000 Go ahead.
00:42:14.000 When he actually kind of changes from like human space to like pony space.
00:42:20.000 So now I'm going to leave him here for a minute for pony space.
00:42:23.000 Oh, he's got to get into the zone.
00:42:24.000 Before we take him out in for the raining competition.
00:42:28.000 Because I found for us during play, if I just put him in and then we go immediately do festival.
00:42:35.000 It doesn't give him time to transition into his headspace, but it allows him to be there.
00:42:40.000 He's getting there.
00:42:40.000 He's getting into the zone.
00:42:41.000 Express himself as a pony.
00:42:47.000 What an imbecile.
00:42:48.000 What a pathetic human being.
00:42:51.000 I'm pretty sure.
00:42:52.000 Kick the cart.
00:42:54.000 Uh-oh.
00:42:54.000 Bad pony.
00:42:56.000 Bad pony, you know, and really we just try to give him a really hard time, so they really have to.
00:43:02.000 Is he painted on his body, or is that a leotard?
00:43:04.000 It's good, but it usually doesn't work in their favor.
00:43:08.000 Oh, she's hideous.
00:43:09.000 Quack!
00:43:15.000 So he's not just a pony, he's a bad pony.
00:43:18.000 A gallop, a gallop.
00:43:19.000 She's a good pony.
00:43:21.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, pony.
00:43:23.000 He's a pony.
00:43:26.000 You're all hideous.
00:43:27.000 Wouldn't it suck if you were intelligent, mentally together, and attractive, and you were into the pony fetish?
00:43:36.000 You'd feel so destroyed, so disabled when you went to these conventions.
00:43:42.000 Can't one of you be hot?
00:43:45.000 I would just get there and I'd go, oh, great.
00:43:47.000 More fatties and weirdos.