Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 26, 2018


Ep 147 | Sick Boast | Get Off My Lawn


Episode Stats

Length

45 minutes

Words per Minute

165.39717

Word Count

7,600

Sentence Count

686

Misogynist Sentences

36

Hate Speech Sentences

45


Summary

Gavin McInnes and Kev Majan talk about a bunch of other stuff, including a woman who killed her minutes old daughter and a girl who was having sex in the background of a video of the murder of a 14-year-old boy.


Transcript

00:00:14.000 Alpha, alpha, alphabeto, A O O A O O A Alpha, alpha, alphabeto R-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bmuughy from New York It's Kev Majwan, with Gavin McInnes hahahahah hajah boo boo boo boy Fumo...
00:00:40.000 Ontario they ride, ride, ride, ride alfa alfa alfabeto rarri rarri rarri scotta scotta scotta sudo bebo, faccio e letto No mamma pato.
00:01:01.000 Canto, can'to So this band called the Young Fathers went into the Scottish National Portrait Gallery and talked about how stupid it was that all these dead white men were there.
00:01:15.000 I'm going to devote the vast majority of the show to that.
00:01:19.000 So that'll be a long video where you know we mimic it.
00:01:23.000 But I'm going to try to cram in all the other news before we get to that.
00:01:28.000 What do we got here?
00:01:29.000 Let's talk about that opening.
00:01:30.000 That was young Signorino, an Italiano performer who sings at Samuare.
00:01:38.000 By the way, this is a moire, M-O-I-R-E.
00:01:42.000 And stupid people who don't get TV will wear patterns on their shirts and their jackets.
00:01:47.000 And you'll see, it just looks like we're electrical.
00:01:52.000 So if you ever see that, just know that someone needs a slap on the wrist.
00:01:56.000 Someone is an amateur.
00:01:57.000 If you're watching TV and the guy's shirt is alive, you're dealing with amateurs.
00:02:02.000 And I guess I'm an amateur in this.
00:02:04.000 But this young Signorino is very, very hot with the kids.
00:02:08.000 18 million views that YouTube video has.
00:02:10.000 And he's a drug addict who just got out of rehab who tattoos his face.
00:02:15.000 This is what kids like now.
00:02:17.000 Weird, sexually androgynous guys who do lots of pills to the point of death and draw on their face permanently.
00:02:27.000 Have a little look at young Signorino.
00:02:40.000 There we go.
00:02:43.000 Don't these people have dads?
00:02:46.000 The ones in America don't have dads.
00:02:47.000 They tend to be as bad.
00:02:52.000 It's kind of a good jam, though, I have to admit.
00:02:54.000 I like it.
00:02:55.000 All right.
00:02:58.000 God, I was just reading the New York Post, and this is the cover.
00:03:02.000 So this kid, a kid who wanted to be a cop, got attacked by the Tantorinos, what are they called?
00:03:09.000 The Trinitarios.
00:03:11.000 Trinitarios.
00:03:13.000 And they're Dominicans.
00:03:14.000 Their rival team is DDP.
00:03:16.000 Dominicans don't play.
00:03:17.000 And they murdered this kid with machetes because they thought he was the guy that was rapping while a Trinitarios girl was having sex in the background.
00:03:28.000 And that's the Trinitarios sister.
00:03:30.000 And you got to pay for that.
00:03:31.000 So not only were they murdering this kid, but they got the wrong kid.
00:03:38.000 Like, this is all fatherlessness, by the way.
00:03:41.000 And it's out of control.
00:03:44.000 The amount of dead kids in today's paper, I don't want to get too into it, but a New Jersey woman has been sentenced to seven years in jail for strangling her minutes-old daughter to death.
00:03:54.000 That's something we have to shake it out of your head.
00:03:57.000 Seven years?
00:03:58.000 How could it be so little?
00:04:01.000 You kill a grown person.
00:04:03.000 It's 20 years.
00:04:05.000 You're asking the wrong guy.
00:04:06.000 Hit and run girls, kill four.
00:04:11.000 I've got a bunch of these.
00:04:12.000 There were so many that I thought, can there be a warning?
00:04:15.000 Like a little, or can you put all the dead kids on one page so I just skip over that page?
00:04:20.000 Because unless it's an epidemic, I don't really want to know about it.
00:04:23.000 And New York, which is the fatherless capital of the world these days, especially certain areas like the Bronx is 80% of children born out of wedlock.
00:04:33.000 Or how about Queens?
00:04:34.000 A Queen's mom, there she is, school kids sex assault.
00:04:38.000 A Queen's mom is suing the Department of Education for failing to keep her six-year-old son safe after she reported his being sexually assaulted by a student in the school bathroom.
00:04:46.000 Oh, is this another one of these politically correct things?
00:04:49.000 Let's see what we got.
00:04:50.000 Yannique Vasquez-Lee says a boy in her son's first grade class at PS37 in Springfield forced him to perform a sex act in the bathroom stall last year?
00:05:01.000 The kid is six?
00:05:03.000 Like, how are six-year-olds even out of your sight?
00:05:07.000 It's horrific what is going on in New York City.
00:05:10.000 And New York City, I know you don't relate because you don't live here, but it really is a canary in the coal mine, just like Britain is a canary in the coal mine.
00:05:16.000 Does this set look symmetrical?
00:05:18.000 I feel like this table is at a weird angle.
00:05:20.000 Am I crazy?
00:05:21.000 Am I losing it?
00:05:23.000 What happens here?
00:05:25.000 Do we see symmetry here?
00:05:26.000 Is this rectangle equidistant at both ends?
00:05:29.000 Yes.
00:05:30.000 All right.
00:05:31.000 Speaking of brawling and lunacy, I went to Coney Island this weekend.
00:05:35.000 I went to see the Cyclones, and they are a farm team for the Mets.
00:05:40.000 And the beauty of this tiny little minor league team, they're actually below the minor leagues.
00:05:44.000 I forget what it's called, first A or something like that?
00:05:47.000 Single A. But for $60 each, we all got a suite.
00:05:53.000 How awesome is that?
00:05:54.000 And they bring you beers.
00:05:55.000 It was like being a billionaire, just hanging out up there.
00:05:59.000 I had the mascot come by and say hi to the kids.
00:06:02.000 One thing that annoyed me was they started watching the Mets game in the suite because it went into overtime.
00:06:09.000 And I'm like, guys, we're skipping that game to watch this game.
00:06:16.000 Cough button, cough drop button.
00:06:18.000 And then we walked around Coney Island.
00:06:20.000 It gets worse every year.
00:06:22.000 There was, I think it's cocaine.
00:06:24.000 It's fatherlessness, but also cocaine.
00:06:27.000 And you can tell, we walked along the boardwalk and there's people dancing to music, Just blaring that Puerto Rican music.
00:06:32.000 I forget what it's called.
00:06:33.000 You remember that stuff?
00:06:35.000 You never know this kind of thing.
00:06:38.000 But just blaring that.
00:06:39.000 And you can tell by like the sweat and the way they're dressed and how drunk they are that they're doing Coke.
00:06:45.000 It's obvious when someone's doing Coke.
00:06:46.000 You got the grinding jaw and stuff and the big eyeballs.
00:06:48.000 Just mom's on Coke, dad's on Coke.
00:06:50.000 And then just people either dancing their masks off or getting violent.
00:06:54.000 And then I saw this when I came back.
00:06:56.000 This was from a few days before, a massive beach brawl on Coney Island.
00:07:00.000 And by the way, Coney Island is so inefficient now that a lot of the areas don't have lifeguards.
00:07:06.000 So it's just park rangers saying, get out of the water, get out of the water, as people get wasted and fight.
00:07:12.000 New York, what a town.
00:07:16.000 start spreading the news.
00:07:18.000 I'm leaving today.
00:07:23.000 I want to be apart.
00:07:28.000 Always punching from behind.
00:07:29.000 Kicking them down.
00:07:30.000 Look, he's got a cane.
00:07:31.000 I mean, you want to get up so you live.
00:07:36.000 Because there's no mercy here.
00:07:39.000 I think a lot of these guys sort of, look, they get up severely concussed and just think, the only way I'm going to live is if I get up.
00:07:46.000 Look, everyone is waiting.
00:07:52.000 And he's concussed.
00:07:53.000 You could still beat him up.
00:07:54.000 He's savages.
00:07:57.000 But at the Coney Allen thing, at the game, in the lineup, of course I had a lot of people come up to me.
00:08:01.000 Usually like every five minutes, not every five minutes, but usually 10 times a day, people go, oh, I like your stuff, selfie, whatever.
00:08:07.000 I give them a CRTV card.
00:08:09.000 But I also had a couple.
00:08:11.000 You could tell they were sort of antifa hipster types.
00:08:15.000 He had big headphones and big curly hair.
00:08:18.000 His girlfriend was kind of, they were both fat.
00:08:20.000 And you could tell they were Huffington Post types.
00:08:23.000 And they start, they get up past security.
00:08:25.000 They see me.
00:08:26.000 They get up past security, past the ticket thing, so I can't get to them.
00:08:29.000 And then from high up, they yell down, hey, Gavin, f ⁇ off!
00:08:34.000 F ⁇ you!
00:08:34.000 F ⁇ off!
00:08:37.000 Now, I'm with my kids.
00:08:40.000 I'm not just with my kids.
00:08:41.000 I'm with all my kids and my son's, most of my son's baseball team, as you saw in the picture earlier.
00:08:47.000 So about 15 kids and most of their parents.
00:08:51.000 I'm standing there.
00:08:52.000 And, you know, bloods and crips don't shoot you when you're with your kids, but these monsters cannot wait to just, like, they think that's activism.
00:09:01.000 And I've noticed this becoming a trend for a while, this Trump derangement syndrome just becoming, let's scream at people who oppose us.
00:09:09.000 Let's yell at them.
00:09:10.000 And this has had a slow trickle, but this past week it's gone up and it's about to go crazy.
00:09:15.000 Like this week is going to be insane with Trumpers being attacked by deranged lunatics, Trump derangement syndrome chanting.
00:09:25.000 So I just wanted to go back a little bit and talk about the development of this.
00:09:29.000 So there was, what was the first one?
00:09:31.000 It was, was it Kat Tempf?
00:09:32.000 Yeah, that was one of them.
00:09:34.000 Kat Temf.
00:09:35.000 What happened?
00:09:36.000 So she had someone throw water at her.
00:09:36.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:41.000 How are you ahead?
00:09:42.000 I don't understand what you're doing here.
00:09:44.000 I don't understand the advantages here.
00:09:47.000 Did you wake up Kat?
00:09:49.000 It's just revenge for Trump?
00:09:51.000 Like, I don't get it.
00:09:52.000 I love this malaria.
00:09:54.000 And then, more recently, right, we had Milo and Chadwick.
00:09:58.000 That was at the Churchill restaurant here in New York.
00:10:05.000 Nazi scum, get out.
00:10:08.000 Two gay men who happened to like Trump.
00:10:10.000 They kept chanting that until those guys just left.
00:10:13.000 Then we had Tommy Lauren.
00:10:15.000 I think she was with her mother or something.
00:10:17.000 It's with her mom, and this woman just gets up and whips water at her.
00:10:22.000 This is also, by the way, if what I was talking about on CRTV tonight, the lack of fighting.
00:10:25.000 Women just, like, a generation ago, a woman would never just attack someone like that because she'd be scared of getting hurt or something.
00:10:31.000 But now that women are told that they're action heroes, they're just like, I'm going to throw water in someone's face.
00:10:35.000 I might just punch a biker in the face while I'm at it.
00:10:43.000 There she goes.
00:10:45.000 Hey, f that bitch.
00:10:47.000 That bitch.
00:10:48.000 Yeah, I said.
00:10:50.000 Racist ass bitch.
00:10:51.000 Why are you even out here?
00:10:54.000 It's dangerous.
00:10:55.000 Get that bitch out of here.
00:10:58.000 F that bitch.
00:10:59.000 Nice.
00:11:00.000 Good, all great points, by the way.
00:11:03.000 And then, so now I'm getting closer to like this week, right?
00:11:08.000 Was Stephen Miller, Stephen Miller was like a couple weeks ago?
00:11:10.000 You got these in chronological order?
00:11:12.000 Yeah, Stephen Miller was like a few days ago.
00:11:14.000 Okay, wow.
00:11:15.000 Because there was one last night.
00:11:17.000 Do you have the one that was last night?
00:11:20.000 Yeah, was that Pam Bondi?
00:11:21.000 Yeah, we have that towards the end.
00:11:22.000 So Secretary Nielsen, now a CRTV staffer that I work with was there for this.
00:11:29.000 She was on a date and got real mad.
00:11:32.000 And in D.C., 5% of the people vote for Trump.
00:11:35.000 So when you're on a date and you're right wing, you have to sort of keep it under your hat.
00:11:40.000 But when you see this Secretary Nielsen get attacked, you have to let the cat out of the bag and say, ah, I'm really pissed off right now.
00:11:47.000 So if you hate Trumpers, one just got out of the bag.
00:11:53.000 Go ahead.
00:11:54.000 Yeah, buddy.
00:11:55.000 No ban, no wall.
00:12:01.000 Sanctuary for all.
00:12:08.000 No ban, no wall.
00:12:09.000 Sanctuary for all.
00:12:10.000 No ban, no wall.
00:12:11.000 Sanctuary for all.
00:12:12.000 Hit it.
00:12:12.000 No ban, no wall.
00:12:14.000 Sanctuary for all.
00:12:16.000 No ban, no wall.
00:12:18.000 Sanctuary for all.
00:12:20.000 Sanctuary for all.
00:12:22.000 Now, two-thirds of the world are starving.
00:12:26.000 What would you say that is?
00:12:28.000 Three and a half billion?
00:12:30.000 We've got about three billion people that would love to come to America with no borders and no wall and sanctuary for all.
00:12:38.000 They're welcome.
00:12:39.000 I don't know who's feeding these people.
00:12:40.000 I don't know where they're staying.
00:12:41.000 They're going to be in Nevada in the desert.
00:12:43.000 They better have a high tolerance for heat.
00:12:46.000 And then immediately after that, now we're down to like the past few days.
00:12:51.000 Stephen Miller got yelled at at a Mexican restaurant.
00:12:53.000 We're at the point now where I don't think Trumpers can go to a Mexican restaurant unless they're ready to throw down.
00:13:01.000 Like, I travel with my boys, as Lars Fredriken says, I don't go anywhere without my Switchblade.
00:13:08.000 I don't go anywhere without my crew.
00:13:11.000 Doom, doom, doom, doom.
00:13:12.000 If I'm with my army of proud boys, I'll happily go to a Mexican restaurant, but I'm not going with my kids.
00:13:17.000 These are worse than crazy ex-girlfriends now.
00:13:20.000 Now they are stalkers.
00:13:22.000 They are psychotic stalkers.
00:13:24.000 And when does it end?
00:13:27.000 When does the craziness reach its peak?
00:13:29.000 I'm not being very articulate today.
00:13:31.000 Is it too much coffee or too little coffee?
00:13:33.000 Or maybe because I had a snack, that was a bad move.
00:13:36.000 Well, hopefully your eyes can just go to this more.
00:13:38.000 So show me the Stephen Miller one.
00:13:40.000 There's no video.
00:13:41.000 Oh, there's no video?
00:13:42.000 What did they do?
00:13:43.000 They just chased.
00:13:44.000 They called me yellow fascist.
00:13:46.000 Fascist.
00:13:47.000 That's what they want.
00:13:48.000 Oh, yeah.
00:13:48.000 At Coney Island, they were yelling F you, but also the girl called me Nazi.
00:13:53.000 So I look over at my wife and she's like, that was very nice.
00:13:56.000 Now, luckily, some dude came over for an autograph, which is weird.
00:14:00.000 He had a ripped envelope.
00:14:02.000 He said, I love you, man.
00:14:03.000 Can I get your autograph?
00:14:04.000 The guy was my age.
00:14:05.000 So I just wrote, I love you too, Gavin McKinnis.
00:14:08.000 Are you going to sell that on eBay?
00:14:10.000 It's a ripped envelope.
00:14:12.000 That has a net worth on eBay of, I would say, one penny.
00:14:17.000 What's postage?
00:14:20.000 You have to get about 100 of those together to make the postage worth it.
00:14:25.000 And then, of course, we have Huckabee Sanders, who was chased out of the red hen.
00:14:30.000 It's funny, all these red hens are getting attacked by people across the country.
00:14:35.000 And the left is going, these jerks, they're attacking the wrong red hen.
00:14:40.000 They're so irrational.
00:14:41.000 You picked a fight.
00:14:43.000 I'm sorry that they got the wrong guy, like the Trinitarios.
00:14:48.000 Yeah, he calls the restaurant filthy.
00:14:50.000 He says their awning is dirty.
00:14:52.000 Dirty outside, dirty inside.
00:14:53.000 It is.
00:14:54.000 It's disgusting.
00:14:56.000 That's Meryl Streep's cousin, by the way.
00:14:58.000 I heard.
00:14:59.000 And she's like, there's pictures of her wearing a pink hat saying, we have Meryl Streep on our side.
00:15:04.000 I guarantee if that's true, that Meryl Streep called her and said, I just want you to know that I support you and I really appreciate the hard work you're doing.
00:15:13.000 And then there's a pause.
00:15:14.000 Thanks, Meryl.
00:15:15.000 Oh, my God.
00:15:15.000 I love you.
00:15:16.000 If you're ever in town, drop by.
00:15:17.000 And then she said, weird pause.
00:15:20.000 And then she goes, I just hate that man.
00:15:23.000 It's as simple as that.
00:15:24.000 And then the cousin overlaughed because she was so excited that her cousin, Meryl Streep, was calling.
00:15:29.000 And she went, oh, my God.
00:15:31.000 It is that simple, Meryl.
00:15:33.000 It is just that simple.
00:15:37.000 At any rate, she probably talks to people like she's the Queen of England too, because she's so used to having her ass kissed.
00:15:42.000 Can you imagine how she talks to her lowly cousin?
00:15:48.000 And then we had the Florida Attorney General, Pam Bondi.
00:15:52.000 This is last night.
00:15:54.000 Yeah, last night.
00:15:55.000 And they're footage of that too?
00:15:57.000 Look at this.
00:15:58.000 No restaurant speaks.
00:16:04.000 Oh, you think it was.
00:16:07.000 Look at the arrogance.
00:16:11.000 Remember when we talked to Obama supporters like that after the election?
00:16:15.000 Drove bombs in and chased them out of movie theaters?
00:16:18.000 No, we needed.
00:16:21.000 And it's a woman, of course.
00:16:22.000 Keep showing me that, actually, because she follows him right into the parking lot.
00:16:26.000 It's always these women, too, that must pick fights.
00:16:29.000 Women picking fights with women.
00:16:30.000 I guess that's more fair.
00:16:33.000 Men picking fights.
00:16:38.000 Oh, yeah.
00:16:38.000 Taking away health insurance with people with pre-existing conditions.
00:16:44.000 Shame on you.
00:16:44.000 Bondi.
00:16:50.000 Yeah, it was the Mr. Rogers documentary.
00:16:52.000 So they started out with kind of a point, like what would Mr. Rogers think of what you do?
00:17:00.000 That's a very specific beef.
00:17:02.000 Also, healthcare I find way too complicated for my tiny brain, but what should we do with pre-existing conditions?
00:17:09.000 Like, I get all this money for healthcare as an insurance company, and then someone shows up with stage four cancer, and I've got to pay for them to have, like, their heart removed.
00:17:19.000 I'm bankrupt now.
00:17:20.000 Like, I'm not saying it's good or bad.
00:17:22.000 I'm saying I have no idea how you could work a system where pre-existing conditions weren't a thing.
00:17:27.000 All right.
00:17:29.000 So now, at the peak of this mayhem, Maxine Waters has decided to go all in.
00:17:35.000 She's doubling down and telling people, let's not only do this at restaurants and movie theaters, let's include gas stations.
00:17:46.000 Let's go for the triumvirate of places people like to go and tell them they're not wanted here at this gas station, this shell.
00:17:55.000 We want it done now.
00:17:57.000 We're going to insist on it.
00:17:58.000 If you think we're rallying now, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:18:02.000 Are you ready?
00:18:08.000 You have members of your cabinet and that have been moved out of restaurants.
00:18:16.000 She picked me up at that house.
00:18:18.000 Yeah, no peace, no sleep.
00:18:22.000 No peace, no sleep.
00:18:24.000 Did you hear that?
00:18:25.000 Guess what?
00:18:27.000 She's telling people to go to Trump's administration staff.
00:18:32.000 So someone who got a job because they're right wing and now their job is to enforce the law.
00:18:37.000 Go to their house and scream, no peace, no sleep.
00:18:41.000 What?
00:18:44.000 What?
00:18:45.000 This is the barbarian episode.
00:18:47.000 This is the Conan the Barbarian Mad Max cave person episode of Get Off My Lawn.
00:18:53.000 Get Off My Cavefront.
00:18:55.000 We don't have lawn yet.
00:18:57.000 We haven't discovered agriculture yet.
00:18:58.000 It's just a series of rocks in front of my cave.
00:19:01.000 Go ahead.
00:19:03.000 Win this battle because while you try and post the Bible, Jeff Sessions and others, you really don't know the Bible.
00:19:10.000 God is on our side.
00:19:13.000 God hates Republicans.
00:19:13.000 Yeah.
00:19:17.000 The children.
00:19:19.000 What about the children?
00:19:21.000 What's honorable?
00:19:22.000 We're tired of understanding that if we can't protect the children, we can't protect anybody.
00:19:29.000 So true.
00:19:30.000 It's about the children.
00:19:31.000 And if you disagree with Maxine, that means you want children to die.
00:19:36.000 You know, like the entire New York Post, which, by the way, I guarantee you, all of these dead kids and assaulted kids are fatherless.
00:19:45.000 And what does that come from?
00:19:46.000 Welfare.
00:19:48.000 It comes from incentivizing single moms.
00:19:51.000 Back before welfare, blacks and Hispanics had kids the same as whites, the same rate of divorce.
00:19:57.000 Since then, it's 75%.
00:20:01.000 Across America, three out of four black fathers are not there for their kids.
00:20:07.000 In New York, it's worse.
00:20:08.000 It's 80, some projects 90, especially with Puerto Ricans.
00:20:12.000 It's brutal and idle hands.
00:20:15.000 You know, it could be as simple as just boredom.
00:20:17.000 Boredom starts making people crazy.
00:20:19.000 They start doing drugs.
00:20:20.000 The next thing you know, they're strangling their baby.
00:20:22.000 So that's you guys, Maxine.
00:20:23.000 God's on our side.
00:20:24.000 We're the honorable ones trying to help the children.
00:20:27.000 All right, we must be running out of time, right?
00:20:29.000 How are we doing?
00:20:30.000 Yeah, we're a bit overriding.
00:20:31.000 Oh, poops.
00:20:32.000 We're not going to get to the timecomers.
00:20:34.000 All right.
00:20:36.000 Let's check out this super cool hipster guy going into a Scottish Museum and telling all these paintings that they're dumb, evil, inbred white men.
00:20:50.000 I've got a pet peeve, by the way.
00:20:51.000 I just came up with this.
00:20:53.000 I don't like when people got an accent that's not from that place and they kind of shut up about how much that place sucks.
00:21:00.000 Like in that Halifax 5 video where there's a guy with an African accent and he's saying, you take down the Dominion flag.
00:21:07.000 That is a flag of genocide.
00:21:10.000 You cannot have this flag in here.
00:21:12.000 You must take away the flag.
00:21:13.000 Like, you just arrived here, dude.
00:21:14.000 I couldn't imagine going to Japan and with my sh ⁇ Japanese that I don't even speak saying, like preaching to people.
00:21:22.000 Anyway, this gentleman is from a band called Young Fathers.
00:21:25.000 His name might be Young Fathers.
00:21:26.000 I don't know how the kids are doing it these days.
00:21:28.000 But his Scottish accent is not very Scottish.
00:21:31.000 So maybe he's lived there for, I don't know, not his entire life, it sounds like.
00:21:35.000 But he's gone to the Scottish National Portrait Gallery, one of the most sacred places in all of Scotland, where it's turgid with history.
00:21:46.000 It has a history boner.
00:21:47.000 And he's gone in there just to crap on it with no actual research or anything, just like, screw this place.
00:21:53.000 It makes me feel weird.
00:21:55.000 Well, I'm sorry, but Scotland is as white as Japan was Japanese.
00:22:00.000 It only had immigrants very recently.
00:22:02.000 Not a lot of people want to go there.
00:22:04.000 The weather's not great.
00:22:05.000 So I'm sorry if at the National Portrait Gallery, you've noticed that a lot of these ancient historical figures from hundreds and hundreds of years ago tend not to look like Rastafarians.
00:22:18.000 Like, what kind of beef is that?
00:22:20.000 Anyway, let's play it.
00:22:21.000 I'm glad I'm in a good mood because the first time I saw this, it made me real mad.
00:22:25.000 I haven't watched it in a while.
00:22:28.000 Dramatic.
00:22:29.000 By the way, just one other thing.
00:22:30.000 The Scots have a fanatical obsession with underdogs.
00:22:33.000 So you go to a Celtics football match, soccer match, and there's huge Palestinian flags.
00:22:38.000 Not really because they have a problem with Israel or even that they support Palestine.
00:22:42.000 They just know that that's the underdog.
00:22:44.000 So they're the underdog.
00:22:45.000 So if you're a visible minority in Glasgow, people, like I brought a black guy to Glasgow once and he was almost raped like Ella the Beatles.
00:22:53.000 Like we almost had to run from chicks because they were going to devour him.
00:22:58.000 That's the Scottish mentality in that show and that's probably why they all went, that's a great idea, young feeders.
00:23:03.000 You should come by the National Portrait Gallery and just talk about how shite it is because of all these stupid white people everywhere.
00:23:11.000 It should all be, it should look like a black Uhuru album cover there.
00:23:15.000 It should just be all guys wear huge dreadlocks.
00:23:17.000 That's what the Scottish Portrait Gallery should be.
00:23:20.000 More Jamaican looking guys.
00:23:23.000 All right, go ahead.
00:23:26.000 I don't hear any audio.
00:23:30.000 Oh, it's a nice stoic intro, by the way.
00:23:34.000 All right, so I don't know how you got into the museum late at night.
00:23:37.000 Isn't that trespassing?
00:23:40.000 By the way, if you go to a museum after hours alone and rail against the paintings, gold edged and decorated.
00:23:48.000 A coat frame with gold surrounding white skin wrapped around your body, fat, and muscles and bones like a magic cloak.
00:23:56.000 Just stop.
00:23:57.000 Yeah, that's what a painting is in a museum, dude.
00:23:59.000 They are.
00:24:00.000 Paintings of humans are skin wrapped around bone.
00:24:05.000 And yeah, they tend not to frame them with leucite or denim.
00:24:09.000 They tend to have a nice sort of gilded frame.
00:24:12.000 That's the way you tell humans that this is a fancy painting.
00:24:16.000 You know, the kind that would be at the portrait museum, maybe?
00:24:20.000 Not really adding to the concept here.
00:24:24.000 The signs of power.
00:24:26.000 Yes, the signs of wealth.
00:24:29.000 Insignia.
00:24:31.000 Details that seem small and inconsequential, but they are proof of status.
00:24:36.000 Just pause.
00:24:38.000 This is what pisses me off.
00:24:40.000 Let me tell you something, okay?
00:24:42.000 Like, my wife has this picture of her Indian, American Indian ancestors, and that's like four generations ago.
00:24:50.000 I don't know how long ago, but it was like, it looks like the early 1800s.
00:24:54.000 One of them's kind of wearing a suit-ish type of thing.
00:24:56.000 The other has, she's not as assimilated looking.
00:24:59.000 The fact that they have that photograph taken means they must have been pretty fancy because getting your photo taken back then was a big deal.
00:25:07.000 So if you see a painting of an old-timey guy, he's not going to be a pauper.
00:25:13.000 They didn't do paintings of the guy who shined your shoes.
00:25:16.000 I'm sorry.
00:25:18.000 I'm choking on my own saliva here.
00:25:20.000 How can you not know that?
00:25:22.000 Like, they're not Polaroids, dude.
00:25:24.000 Yes, at the Scottish National Portrait Museum, the people are going to be erudite men of consequence.
00:25:33.000 That's history.
00:25:34.000 That's the way it worked.
00:25:35.000 Do you want a woman doing the laundry there?
00:25:38.000 They don't have paintings of that from 1502.
00:25:42.000 Go ahead.
00:25:43.000 Your status.
00:25:44.000 White.
00:25:46.000 Powerful.
00:25:46.000 Yeah, you're in Japan.
00:25:51.000 This picture confirms you were a man that you existed.
00:25:54.000 Listen to the stain in this fruit burst from the tree, and here's the proof.
00:26:00.000 Wait, pause.
00:26:00.000 Does this I gotta take it off and show my blouse.
00:26:04.000 Does he have his hat off?
00:26:05.000 Yeah, I think he does.
00:26:06.000 Thank God, I was boiling in this thing.
00:26:08.000 I don't know how you millennials wear those wool hats.
00:26:11.000 The things are like putting a microwave on your head.
00:26:13.000 Jesus, I feel like I lost brain cells.
00:26:16.000 All right, go ahead.
00:26:19.000 That I'm not a man.
00:26:20.000 Wait, pause.
00:26:22.000 Can you imagine going to a Japanese portrait museum after you move to Japan and going, are you saying I don't exist?
00:26:33.000 Are you saying I'm less of a man?
00:26:36.000 I see you, geisha girls, with your makeup and all.
00:26:40.000 And I see you bloody samurais with your swords.
00:26:44.000 And see on don't be emperors.
00:26:47.000 Are you saying I'm a nabde?
00:26:51.000 Because I don't see a face like mine framed in gold hanging on the wall.
00:26:55.000 You're a black guy in Scotland.
00:26:57.000 Have you taken all the space?
00:26:59.000 Sir!
00:27:00.000 All the air, swallowed all the wine, taken the goodness from the earth, sweated the energy from my family's living essence.
00:27:07.000 Wait a minute.
00:27:08.000 Pause.
00:27:09.000 Are you implying, sir, that the Scottish aristocracy got rich off slavery?
00:27:16.000 The way I recall it was the tobacco industry, potatoes were big.
00:27:20.000 Shipbuilding was massive in Scotland's history.
00:27:24.000 I don't think you know of history, my friend.
00:27:26.000 Scotland is not known for their rampant exploitation of the black man.
00:27:34.000 You might have an argument that they contributed to the opium wars in China by supplying iron ships that would try to fight the state when the state tried to outlaw opium.
00:27:46.000 British ships, Scottish ships and the Brits pushed back on that.
00:27:49.000 Maybe a Chinese guy might have an argument for like one painting.
00:27:53.000 But what the hell?
00:27:55.000 How are these aristocrats his problem?
00:27:59.000 In order that you can live forever, etched in gold, where's a universal balance?
00:28:08.000 Am I meant to admire the brushwork and the colors in the historical context without considering how you came to be here?
00:28:17.000 Without asking how you came to be here.
00:28:20.000 So again, the implication is what he's doing is he's borrowing black American identity politics and saying, I'm no going to this museum and looking at you people who got rich off of my bones.
00:28:33.000 You got the wrong country, brah.
00:28:35.000 All right, go ahead.
00:28:37.000 Who look like me aren't?
00:28:40.000 Am I meant to just accept this?
00:28:43.000 Am I meant to just accept that this is how things work out?
00:28:46.000 Yes.
00:28:47.000 Ignore the past that has survived despite attempts to gold edge it from existence.
00:28:52.000 He's a good fighter, by the way.
00:28:53.000 You can tell.
00:28:54.000 Look at that.
00:28:55.000 Just pause it here.
00:28:56.000 This is eerie.
00:28:58.000 We have the exact same body.
00:29:04.000 I'm like looking in a black mirror.
00:29:07.000 This is that famous show, Black Mirror.
00:29:09.000 It's like he's my black twin.
00:29:12.000 Has my mother been untowards?
00:29:14.000 Why am I seeing my exact body but chocolate?
00:29:18.000 This is disturbing.
00:29:19.000 Look at that.
00:29:21.000 Mirror image.
00:29:23.000 Alright, go ahead.
00:29:25.000 Now you're dead.
00:29:30.000 Dead random white dude.
00:29:32.000 Okay, pause.
00:29:34.000 This is the part that pisses me off.
00:29:35.000 And that's also, by the way, stealing black identity politics because they talk about dead presidents and they often talk about like the money is dead presidents.
00:29:43.000 It's also a rap band.
00:29:44.000 But they also say, I hate history.
00:29:47.000 American history.
00:29:48.000 It's a bunch of dead white dudes.
00:29:49.000 Well, yeah, our history's not with vampires.
00:29:52.000 So I'm sorry the people passed away at the Ripe Old age of 55.
00:29:58.000 Of course, people in history are dead.
00:30:00.000 That's one of the craziest criticisms I've ever heard in my life, that you're mad that we don't have more vampires and zombies in our history books.
00:30:08.000 But this inconsequential part pissed me off.
00:30:12.000 The Scottish National Portrait Museum, you might be able to find some people you dislike, but there are some of the most important people, not just in Scotland's history, but in Western history.
00:30:23.000 It was the Scots who invented the modern world.
00:30:26.000 It was the Scots who at Glasgow University first decided, let's separate church and state and create a free-thinking society.
00:30:34.000 It was a Scot who not invented the steam engine, but put it on its side and enabled you to build factories, to do mass production.
00:30:42.000 The Scots are responsible for the Industrial Revolution.
00:30:45.000 And if you look at history, it seems like everything happened from 1800 to 1900.
00:30:49.000 In other words, the Industrial Revolution facilitated the modern world.
00:30:54.000 Even those opium wars I was talking about.
00:30:56.000 The reason Britain had the money to go down there was not your slavery, but it was the mechanization of the Industrial Revolution, the steam engine on its side.
00:31:06.000 That's from Lead House, by the way, that guy.
00:31:09.000 But the kind of people that are at the National Portrait Gallery include, oh, I don't know, Sir Walter Scott.
00:31:17.000 Sir Walter Scott, by the way, and it's particularly ironic that he's demeaning him.
00:31:22.000 Sir Walter Scott is the guy who came up with the concept of I'm going to write a novel, but it'll be true.
00:31:27.000 So it'll be a romantic tale with love interests and an uppy-downy part and an A plot and a B plot and a conclusion, but it'll be based on an actual figure and I'll use actual events.
00:31:37.000 I may have to twist a few like they did in Braveheart.
00:31:40.000 But that skill, that concept enabled billions more people to read history.
00:31:48.000 It brought history down to the common man, the near illiterate man, where all of a sudden he could enjoy.
00:31:54.000 And we still see this today.
00:31:55.000 How many movies today do we see that are based on true events?
00:31:59.000 That's Sir Walter Scott.
00:32:00.000 You know what?
00:32:01.000 Give the guy a painting in the Scottish Museum.
00:32:04.000 Throw him a bone.
00:32:05.000 Okay, yeah, you can put gold around the edge.
00:32:07.000 That's okay.
00:32:08.000 I don't care if it makes black guys feel bad that he's in a nice painting.
00:32:12.000 He's a pretty major figure.
00:32:13.000 Let's look back, by the way, at your work when you're done your life's work, young fathers, and see if it can hold a candle to Sir Walter Scott.
00:32:20.000 And by the way, if it does, by all means, get the hell in the Scottish Natural National Portrait Gallery.
00:32:26.000 I'd love to see you in there.
00:32:27.000 But history judges people, and history has Judged these people quite well.
00:32:31.000 Or look at this painting of Sir Winston Churchill.
00:32:34.000 I'm not a Churchill fan.
00:32:36.000 I think he screwed up by getting into World War II.
00:32:39.000 I think he had an axe to grind because he was a rich kid.
00:32:43.000 And he always wanted to show his father, his soldier family, that he could be as great as his ancestors.
00:32:49.000 So he had a chip on his shoulder.
00:32:51.000 But he's a man of consequence.
00:32:54.000 Despite the negative things you could say about him, he deserves to be in a museum.
00:32:59.000 Ever heard of Churchill?
00:33:00.000 Pretty big deal.
00:33:00.000 And by the way, we just had two Sir Walter Scotty movies about him, right?
00:33:05.000 What were they called again?
00:33:06.000 There was, my mind's gone blank.
00:33:09.000 Dunkirk and what was the other one?
00:33:12.000 30 Days or something like that.
00:33:14.000 Anyway, so that's kind of a double whammy there, Sir Walter Scott and Sir Winston Churchill being in there.
00:33:20.000 So yes, relevant, not just stupid did white men, by the way.
00:33:27.000 What's so special about you?
00:33:29.000 What's so special about you?
00:33:30.000 I am here against the wall, framed in gold, smiling and gold frame.
00:33:35.000 The privilege of being alive.
00:33:38.000 That's all he's doing.
00:33:39.000 Well, you are now framed in dust.
00:33:41.000 The signs of wealth, the insignia of status.
00:33:44.000 They are a gravestone that a dog pisses against shifting, crafting clay.
00:33:49.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:33:50.000 Now dogs have to piss on these paintings?
00:33:52.000 What?
00:33:53.000 Not only do you break into the museum and punch them with your clothes off, but now we got to bring in a wee dug to take a puss.
00:34:01.000 This is a load of push.
00:34:03.000 And the whole concept of what have you ever done, it's so arrogant, isn't it?
00:34:09.000 It's bizarre.
00:34:10.000 Go ahead.
00:34:12.000 They are a long line of inbred spawns soon to die out themselves.
00:34:18.000 Okay, stop.
00:34:19.000 Yes, there was some inbreeding in the English aristocracy.
00:34:23.000 I don't know what percentage of these people suffered inbreeding.
00:34:27.000 I'm guessing a minute fraction.
00:34:30.000 The Scottish aristocracy bred with France and all other kinds of other people to form allegiances against the English.
00:34:38.000 And by the by, the Scots fought the English for, I don't know, 700 years, and the English ripped them to shreds again and again.
00:34:46.000 You want to talk about bounties?
00:34:48.000 Like there was that guy in Halifax, speaking of the Halifax 5, who had bounties on Indian heads.
00:34:54.000 Yeah, he came from the English wars with Scotland where he had bounties on kilts.
00:34:58.000 Bring me a dead Scotsman and you got some money.
00:35:00.000 You'll notice we don't have protests about that, by the way.
00:35:03.000 We just go, see you, you bastard.
00:35:05.000 I'll get you one day and I'll rise again.
00:35:08.000 Oh, flower of Scotland.
00:35:11.000 When will we see your likes again?
00:35:15.000 Sorry, I'm getting carried away.
00:35:16.000 All right, let's go back to this guy.
00:35:17.000 Literally suggesting we dog piss on paintings.
00:35:21.000 But I am here.
00:35:22.000 My body.
00:35:23.000 My very existence, my closeness to your face, my breath all offends thee.
00:35:30.000 Wait, did he just say my breath all offends thee?
00:35:35.000 You know what the Scottish eritocracy take on black men was?
00:35:39.000 Who are they?
00:35:41.000 What's a black man?
00:35:43.000 You're going back hundreds and hundreds of years when they're fighting the English and you're saying, you hate that I'm here.
00:35:50.000 And then they go, I had no idea you exist, let alone show up in Glasgow, by the way.
00:35:57.000 So your breath, you're talking to a dead white man that you just said was irrelevant and now his breath offends you.
00:36:04.000 You breathed yourself, but you can.
00:36:09.000 Your posterity is a cartoon.
00:36:11.000 Strangling them?
00:36:12.000 Evidence of a vain stupidity, whilst my own monument is the living, pulsing one that is here next to you in your hallowed space.
00:36:20.000 Every thought and encryption, I am here.
00:36:25.000 Now pause.
00:36:27.000 It's interesting that when competing with consequential historical figures, the only one-upmanship you have is that I'm actually alive.
00:36:37.000 So people go, Churchill was an incredible man, you know, and I go, oh yeah, well, he's dead and I'm here.
00:36:43.000 Is he so consequential now?
00:36:46.000 Yeah.
00:36:47.000 I mean, no offense.
00:36:48.000 CRTV is cool and everything, but it's no World War II and the Boer War.
00:36:55.000 He's a little more consequential than you, Gav.
00:36:58.000 And the fact that you're still alive is not really blowing any minds.
00:37:01.000 That's not really, hey, look at me, Mr. Liffin over here.
00:37:06.000 Breathing up a storm.
00:37:07.000 Heart's pounding.
00:37:08.000 Not like Winston Churchill.
00:37:10.000 And that's not the only, like, Rabbi Burns is in there.
00:37:12.000 Robert Burns.
00:37:14.000 We say to sell Kirk Grace at my house every dinner time.
00:37:16.000 There's those have meat that cannot eat.
00:37:18.000 And no, some have meat that cannot eat.
00:37:20.000 And some have meat that, and some have meat that, no, some can't eat that want it.
00:37:25.000 Fuck, I'm forgetting my own grace.
00:37:26.000 But we have meat and we can't eat.
00:37:28.000 See the Lord be thanked.
00:37:29.000 And he was a very consequential Scottish poet because he brought working class culture to poetry and the fancy pants.
00:37:37.000 So he had the beautiful poem about a mouse, a wee, wee tenious beast or something.
00:37:44.000 He also had a great song that should inspire us all, a poem called Aman is Aman and all that.
00:37:51.000 Anyway, I'm not going to recite all this poetry here, but we have Rabbi Burns Night, a huge evening.
00:37:55.000 All over the world, by the way.
00:37:57.000 Scots all over the world celebrate the Burns Supper every year.
00:38:00.000 This is how many years after he died?
00:38:02.000 So in that sense, he's still living more than you, young fathers.
00:38:05.000 Or there's some modern stuff there, too, by the way.
00:38:07.000 It's not all these inbred royalty who don't deserve, who got rich off of slavery, by the way.
00:38:16.000 There's one of my favorite paintings at the gallery is Three Oncologists by Ken Curry.
00:38:21.000 Ken Curry's still alive.
00:38:23.000 I think he's like 67 now.
00:38:25.000 He does these really haunting paintings.
00:38:27.000 This, there it is.
00:38:28.000 That's three oncologists.
00:38:30.000 And it's just sort of, first of all, these guys are oncologists.
00:38:33.000 So that's pretty consequential, dudes.
00:38:35.000 Pretty impressive.
00:38:36.000 You're fighting hard to cure cancer.
00:38:38.000 I'm impressed.
00:38:39.000 But it also captures the sort of ghostly fear we all have of that disease that kills basically everyone.
00:38:45.000 That's in the museum.
00:38:46.000 Is that irrelevant, young fathers, fathers?
00:38:49.000 Is that a stupid dead white man?
00:38:51.000 Is that a bunch of inbred gold gilded losers?
00:38:54.000 Should we be ignoring their accomplishments?
00:38:57.000 Like, who looks at an oncologist who's a ghost and goes, in your face, I'm alive with you, you bony oncologist, with your skin wrapped around your head?
00:39:09.000 Just, it's more immigrates, basically.
00:39:12.000 But I can feel the gravity of mortality pulling the right hook.
00:39:16.000 Ghost breath stuffing my lungs, the endless gazes of dead, random, white dudes.
00:39:22.000 What's with the hatred?
00:39:24.000 You can't frame me.
00:39:26.000 Well, we will if you accomplish something.
00:39:28.000 You could be in there.
00:39:30.000 Become an oncologist.
00:39:33.000 Did you hear that little thing snuck in super, super surreptitiously?
00:39:37.000 Despite you, comma, to spite you.
00:39:41.000 This is what pisses me off about this whole video is the hate.
00:39:45.000 The left always talks, especially the British left, but hope, not hate.
00:39:48.000 We need to pull hate.
00:39:50.000 This guy goes in to the people who founded the country that he's in and has so much spite and hatred and a total lack of gratitude for something that has nothing to do with him.
00:40:02.000 I mean, the slavery argument is, again, a black American argument.
00:40:06.000 So what's with the vitriol when you go in?
00:40:09.000 Like, who goes into a museum and sees people that don't look like him because the person has a different ancestral history and just goes, look at all these people.
00:40:19.000 That's the most curious thing about this video is the animosity.
00:40:21.000 All right, I think we're almost done.
00:40:25.000 I see you.
00:40:27.000 Yeah, that's the point of a gallery.
00:40:30.000 Good, leave.
00:40:31.000 I don't know how you got in here anyway.
00:40:33.000 The door's locked.
00:40:35.000 See these people?
00:40:37.000 I gotta tell you, they really get my goat.
00:40:39.000 You know, I'm pissed off the new, and it's gonna last for a wee while.
00:40:42.000 See, you, if you're gonna go to the Scottish National Portrait Gallery, at least show some bloody reverence and enjoy yourself.
00:40:54.000 By the way, I'm reading this book, Outrage Inc.
00:40:57.000 by Derek Hunter.
00:40:58.000 I hadn't really heard of him before, I'm embarrassed to admit.
00:41:00.000 But this book is amazing.
00:41:02.000 I promise you I'm gonna get him on the show.
00:41:03.000 I highly recommend you pick this up.
00:41:05.000 It's how the liberal mob, which is what the theme of today's show has been, ruined science, journalism, and Hollywood.
00:41:12.000 Derek Hunter.
00:41:14.000 That's out on what books?
00:41:16.000 Broadside.
00:41:18.000 I usually like to do viral videos of, you know, someone farting or falling down some stairs at the end of the show, but Tracy Allman has been consistently high quality.
00:41:27.000 Wait a minute, didn't she do The Simpsons?
00:41:29.000 Yeah, The Simpsons, Matt Raining Simpsons cartoon, debuted on the Tracy Allman show, however long ago that was, 20 years ago.
00:41:36.000 I wonder if she gets any of that.
00:41:38.000 Did she get any of that Simpsons scratch?
00:41:41.000 Anyway, she did a great video about being woke and how these kids can be woke so much.
00:41:48.000 I actually saw a girl recently who triggered herself by saying something right-wing was lame.
00:41:53.000 And then she goes, I tweeted this, and then she retweeted it.
00:41:57.000 And then she goes, I can't believe I used the word lame.
00:41:59.000 That is ableist.
00:42:00.000 And I apologize.
00:42:02.000 Just apologize to herself.
00:42:05.000 But that's where we're at right now with this liberal mob.
00:42:07.000 They are getting so woke.
00:42:09.000 Not only are they trying to ruin our lives, they've already ruined their own life.
00:42:12.000 Check this out.
00:42:14.000 Okay, everyone.
00:42:15.000 Welcome.
00:42:16.000 This support group is for people who are so woke that they are finding it impossible to have any fun at all.
00:42:25.000 We have somebody new with us this week, so would you like to introduce yourself?
00:42:30.000 Hi, I'm Oscar.
00:42:32.000 I think, like a lot of you guys, for me, it started with the little things.
00:42:36.000 Signing an online petition, going into a march.
00:42:39.000 Well, I mean, before I knew it, I was writing to The Guardian about LGBT representation in the Harry Potter books.
00:42:45.000 Which is shocking, by the way.
00:42:46.000 All right, Lily.
00:42:47.000 We've all read your blog.
00:42:48.000 Don't worry, Oscar.
00:42:49.000 You've come to the right place.
00:42:51.000 All of the young people in this room are ruining their lives by being overly virtuous.
00:42:55.000 That's actually a microaggression to, say, young people, because it carries subconscious bias towards the elderly.
00:43:01.000 Actually, what you're doing is denying agency to the elderly, which is arguably much worse.
00:43:05.000 This is what I'm talking about.
00:43:06.000 You see, it's a slippery slope.
00:43:08.000 One minute you're carrying a reusable water bottle.
00:43:12.000 Fine, and the next minute you're arguing that water is racist.
00:43:15.000 Oh my god, is water racist?
00:43:17.000 No, no, it's just an example.
00:43:19.000 Just pause for a sec.
00:43:20.000 I bet you you can find something that says water is racist.
00:43:24.000 Remember we did that at the old show?
00:43:26.000 We try to come up with something that wasn't racist?
00:43:28.000 Don't do it now.
00:43:30.000 But the only time we could successfully come up with something that wasn't racist was when we would do a part of a thing.
00:43:39.000 So shoes are racist, but we'd go with shoelaces.
00:43:43.000 Those are racist.
00:43:44.000 But the aglet, which is the tip of the shoelace, that little plastic part that helps you thread it through the holes, I couldn't find any evidence that aglets were racist.
00:43:52.000 But every other part of the shoe, hair, bow ties, like we would just throw a dart board at the dictionary and it would be racist.
00:43:58.000 So I'll be very surprised.
00:43:59.000 Oh, that's the best we can do.
00:44:01.000 Okay, I'll take it.
00:44:05.000 But you know, another thing too, sorry to ruin the joke, it's bad to do commentary mid-joke because you kind of take the fun of it.
00:44:10.000 It's like stopping during sex and going, I want to just explain that I absolutely love you to death, sweetie, and I'm so glad we're married.
00:44:16.000 I'm thoroughly enjoying this intercourse.
00:44:18.000 I'm getting to the end.
00:44:19.000 I don't know where you're at, and who cares?
00:44:21.000 How do you know when a woman comes?
00:44:23.000 Who cares?
00:44:25.000 But I was talking to someone today about this who was, we were trying to map, you know, the course of the future and what's going on with political correctness.
00:44:34.000 And I said, in many ways, I think it's best for us just to step back sometimes and let the left cannibalize themselves because they're so good at ruining their own movements, better than we are at fighting them.
00:44:45.000 It's almost like these suicide bombers that blow themselves up when they're making bombs.
00:44:49.000 It's almost better that we don't invade their base and let them just keep making bombs.
00:44:54.000 All right, go ahead.
00:44:55.000 No, no.
00:44:56.000 It's just an example.
00:44:57.000 Right, how did you guys get on with the homework that I set you?
00:45:01.000 Guys isn't an especially inclusive term.
00:45:03.000 Not now, Jamie.
00:45:04.000 By homework, do you mean having to watch that old people sitcom?
00:45:06.000 It's called Friends, Lily, and you were supposed to watch it and enjoy it.
00:45:10.000 This is based on a trip.
00:45:11.000 I've been trying, but I found it deeply problematic.
00:45:14.000 Why?
00:45:14.000 Well, there's the homophobia, the transphobia, the fatism, and the slut-shaming.
00:45:18.000 And could Chandler be any more annoying?
00:45:20.000 You can't go through your 20s worrying about every aspect of everything.
00:45:24.000 You have to pick your battles.
00:45:26.000 And just remember that it doesn't really matter, because by the time you hit your 30s, Most of you are going to be massively right-wing anyway.
00:45:34.000 Have any of you started to think that maybe poor people don't deserve benefits?
00:45:38.000 No.
00:45:39.000 Well, watch out for that one because that's how it starts.
00:45:42.000 Look, I understand this has all been a bit much for some of you, so let's take five and have a hobknob.
00:45:47.000 I found the word hobknob very phallocentric.
00:45:50.000 F off, Jamie.
00:45:53.000 Do you have to cover that?
00:45:56.000 Yeah, I guess you do.