Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 02, 2018


Ep 150 | Holding Court | Get Off My Lawn


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44 minutes

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7,488

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704

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Join us as we discuss the rise of the white supremacist white nationalist movement known as the "Proud Boys" and its impact on the culture and politics of the United States. Join us for a wild ride down memory lane as we talk about the founding of the Proud Boys, the origins of the movement, and what it means to be a white nationalist.

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00:00:49.000 That was Judge New York hardcore band.
00:00:53.000 New York Hardcore.
00:00:56.000 They were a band that was formed from former members of Youth of Today, Mike Judge.
00:01:02.000 And that was actually a cover of the Blitz song.
00:01:05.000 Blitz were a skinhead band from the 80s in Britain from Derbyshire.
00:01:09.000 You know, John Derbyshire, who was fired from National Review.
00:01:15.000 They were a skinhead band, and that song was called Warriors.
00:01:19.000 Judge was covering it.
00:01:20.000 I chose that song because of their name, Judge, because everyone's talking about the new SCOTUS.
00:01:25.000 We will be analyzing our top 10 choices for the next Supreme Court judge, and they all come from reality TV.
00:01:33.000 I think we're being too bourgeois when we talk about Ted Cruz.
00:01:37.000 Oh, Ted Cruz, the fancy pants guy who has the Constitution memorized?
00:01:41.000 What about the people on the street, man?
00:01:43.000 What about the New York Hardcore Cruz?
00:01:46.000 What about Judge Brown?
00:01:48.000 Judge Faith, Hot Bench, Judge Judy.
00:01:52.000 There's a million judges who would be just as good.
00:01:55.000 And judges, by the way, who understand the people.
00:01:58.000 We're also going to get my brother in here because I saw Stephen Harriet tweet out that today a Nazi is someone who just drinks normal beer and has the same views as your dad.
00:02:11.000 And I said that to my brother and he said, basically.
00:02:14.000 So I want to get him to lay out exactly what defines a Nazi.
00:02:17.000 And he says he has top, he's going to give us 10 things, 10 criteria that define what a Nazi is.
00:02:25.000 And I have a bad feeling Israelis are going to be on that list. 1.00
00:02:30.000 There's a video coming out about the Proud Boys that an Australian film crew did.
00:02:36.000 Now, Australia, their mainstream media is, I believe, even more left-wing than Britain's is.
00:02:42.000 So their Channel 4, I forget what it's called, SSV or something, is pretty grim.
00:02:47.000 But a bunch of Proud Boys spoke to them.
00:02:53.000 I like little pieces of symmetry, like this little line here.
00:02:58.000 And they went on a boat cruise with Proud Boys.
00:03:00.000 And I want to just take a quick glimpse at that video because it's kind of fun watching.
00:03:06.000 You know how you make these things fair, by the way?
00:03:08.000 The first thing you do to the journalist is introduce them to a black guy, a black proud boy.
00:03:13.000 And they instantly go, and you can see the whole pitch to their editor.
00:03:20.000 You can just see it sort of fade like that superhero guy with his glove who makes you turn into particles.
00:03:26.000 You can see their whole hypothesis just turn into particles.
00:03:29.000 Check it out.
00:03:31.000 I'm a Western chauvinist and I refuse to apologize for creating a modern world.
00:03:36.000 Chauvinist doesn't mean sexist.
00:03:37.000 Chauvinist means extremely patriotic.
00:03:40.000 Pause, pause.
00:03:42.000 That was Tiny.
00:03:43.000 He's from American Samoa.
00:03:45.000 That's why he said for creating a modern world because English is a second language.
00:03:49.000 But he's setting up a Proud Boys chapter in American Samoa, which is 9 million miles from here.
00:03:57.000 It's the farthest place that's still on Earth.
00:04:01.000 American Samoa.
00:04:02.000 When did we get that place?
00:04:04.000 Why did we get it?
00:04:05.000 What are we doing with American Samoa?
00:04:07.000 I guess it's a good strategic location, especially for things like a World War II.
00:04:11.000 So anyway, sorry, go ahead.
00:04:14.000 Things that will save America.
00:04:16.000 Give everyone a gun.
00:04:17.000 Venerate the housewife. 0.90
00:04:18.000 Recognize the West is the best.
00:04:20.000 shut down the government.
00:04:26.000 President Trump.
00:04:27.000 Political correctness is just another word for censorship.
00:04:29.000 Getting pig up some myths.
00:04:31.000 Islam is not a very good ideology, and we're allowed to criticize it. 0.99
00:04:35.000 Being a man is almost frowning.
00:04:37.000 All different races and even sexual orientations.
00:04:40.000 I mean, Maurice Meet is a fighting solve problem.
00:04:44.000 Yeah, fighting solves everything.
00:04:47.000 Fuck it's me.
00:04:48.000 The fight is a long line of what would be normally called white nationalism.
00:04:52.000 The soy boy generation has overtaken and there is no mutest positive. 1.00
00:04:57.000 Isn't that interesting?
00:04:59.000 And Miles will probably explain this later on.
00:05:01.000 All you say is you're not ashamed of yourself and it instantly becomes white nationalism.
00:05:06.000 I think what we're seeing here, and I've said this a million times, is these people have been indoctrinated with Marxism.
00:05:12.000 And as Pat Buchanan points out in The Death of the West, the Frankfurt School's number one rule was when someone becomes too irritating, just call them Nazi, Nazi, Nazi.
00:05:22.000 White supremacist, white supremacist.
00:05:24.000 It just, you don't have to argue.
00:05:25.000 You don't have to have points after that.
00:05:27.000 And I have a solution to that.
00:05:29.000 Call them Nazis. 0.61
00:05:31.000 That's what Sabo did the other day when we had his Republicans our verboten.
00:05:34.000 And we've been doing it at rallies, yelling Nazi at Antifa, because they are much more like Nazis than we are.
00:05:40.000 And it makes them poop in their pants.
00:05:42.000 They really, you can see them just go, it's like when you call, if you were to call a religious Puritan a blasphemer, they go, wait, that's everything I hate. 0.81
00:05:51.000 Go ahead.
00:05:53.000 The alpha is diminished, so I wouldn't call it a war between the sexes.
00:05:57.000 It is a war by men on women. 0.95
00:05:59.000 Shut up. 0.95
00:06:01.000 Anyway, that's going to be interesting to see if it's a hit piece or not.
00:06:03.000 You never know.
00:06:04.000 But I'm at the point now with the left where I don't think we have to worry about marketing anymore.
00:06:09.000 God, I shouldn't have worn this.
00:06:11.000 I hate the way the wrinkles sort of go over the suspenders.
00:06:15.000 It's so unsmooth.
00:06:17.000 I apologize for this.
00:06:19.000 Although maybe it's good texture.
00:06:21.000 You know, you're watching a show.
00:06:22.000 You want to see different textures, different things.
00:06:24.000 You don't have to always look at the guy's ugly Donald Suttlin with AIDS face. 0.86
00:06:29.000 But I've been Saying this for a while, like when I saw that woman dump her menstrual cup on Trump's star, and then you saw the woman after just smoking a cigarette with her giant breast heaving, I just thought, you know what? 0.77
00:06:39.000 Let's just leave it to Beaver. 0.91
00:06:42.000 Like, let them hang themselves, give them enough rope.
00:06:48.000 And this is what the RNC has finally figured out.
00:06:50.000 Their latest ad is just a montage of liberals acting like lunatics.
00:06:56.000 And I don't know how they got this footage.
00:07:00.000 A few years ago, ideas that we talked about were thought to be fringe ideas, radical ideas, extremist ideas.
00:07:11.000 She takes herself so seriously.
00:07:14.000 Look at that face.
00:07:16.000 Kathy, no one's listening to you.
00:07:19.000 No one cares what you have to say.
00:07:22.000 You're a roast comedian who does like raunchy sex jokes with your gay friends. 0.99
00:07:28.000 It's not like someone goes, what's going on from the caustic fag hag? 1.00
00:07:34.000 No one's ever asked Kathy Griffin anything.
00:07:38.000 And could they have done a worse job with that face, too?
00:07:41.000 You can't see him anymore.
00:07:43.000 Anyway, go ahead.
00:07:44.000 Extremist ideas.
00:07:46.000 Those ideas are now mainstream.
00:07:49.000 I just don't even know why there aren't uprisings all over the country.
00:07:52.000 And if you see anybody from that cabinet in a restaurant, in a department store, in a gasoline station, you get up and you can get a car.
00:08:04.000 What is a gasoline station?
00:08:08.000 Hi, officer.
00:08:09.000 I know this isn't your job, but I'm literally, I think I have like 100 feet left in the tank.
00:08:15.000 Do you know of a gasoline station?
00:08:18.000 The guy would go, he'd grab your face and try to peel your skin off because he'd assume you're an alien trying to act like a human from Earth.
00:08:25.000 Hello, I am enjoying my stay here.
00:08:27.000 Does anyone know of a gasoline station where I could procure some salty snacks and also get the drinking fluids that are used for my machina, my card device, my driving machine?
00:08:39.000 And you push back on them, and you tell them they're not welcome anymore, anymore.
00:08:47.000 Buzz Buzz! 0.58
00:08:48.000 I can't resist.
00:08:49.000 I know this is a weird thing to do, but we need to jump ahead here and go to Maxine Water's house because it sums up what I was saying the other day about how these guys keep picking fights.
00:09:00.000 They keep slapping bikers in the face and going, what are you going to do, pussy? 0.58
00:09:04.000 Well, you're going to get in a fight with a biker. 0.98
00:09:06.000 So these guys pick on the entire country.
00:09:09.000 They call us all Nazis.
00:09:10.000 And Maxine Water says, go to their house and yell, no peace, no sleep. 0.99
00:09:15.000 No peace, no sleep.
00:09:17.000 Guess what happens, Maxine?
00:09:19.000 People come to your house and bang on drums and scream.
00:09:23.000 Like, did you not think that was going to happen?
00:09:25.000 Didn't you go to junior high?
00:09:28.000 Don't you know that for every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction?
00:09:33.000 Angry demonstrators shouted and held signs outside the home of a longtime congresswoman in northwest D.C. Hey, Mixie! 1.00
00:09:43.000 Where's your niceness gene?
00:09:45.000 Hey, Mixie! 1.00
00:09:47.000 Hey, Maxine, where's your niceness, Gene? 0.87
00:09:49.000 A group called Patriot Pickett took aim tonight at Congresswoman Maxine Waters last night.
00:09:53.000 Last week, you were called Waters.
00:09:54.000 All right, that's enough.
00:09:56.000 The left can't meme, but it's perfectly conceivable that the right can't chant.
00:10:00.000 That was a terrible chant.
00:10:02.000 Hey, Maxine, where's your niceness gene? 1.00
00:10:09.000 Let's try to think of a better one.
00:10:10.000 Maxine Waters, where's your daughters? 0.83
00:10:13.000 I don't know if she has daughters.
00:10:15.000 Maxine Waters.
00:10:16.000 Just say no peace, no sleep.
00:10:18.000 Just steal their chance.
00:10:21.000 All right.
00:10:21.000 And then Diamond and Silk, who look like two gorgeous cartoon birds.
00:10:29.000 They went to, and I mean that as reverentially as possible.
00:10:33.000 I love Diamond and Silk.
00:10:35.000 They went to her work and tried to get her to come outside from her office. 1.00
00:10:40.000 No peace, no sleep at work.
00:10:42.000 That's probably where Maxine does most of her sleeping anyways, under her desk in a futon. 1.00
00:10:50.000 Hey, y'all.
00:10:51.000 Okay, so we are here in Los Angeles right in front of Maxine's Waters office.
00:10:57.000 They call her the water office. 0.69
00:10:58.000 Maxine's Waters.
00:10:59.000 She stays in a $4.3 million mansion on a $174,000 salary.
00:11:06.000 A year.
00:11:08.000 That's a problem for me.
00:11:09.000 That's right.
00:11:10.000 Can I just interrupt them for a sec?
00:11:11.000 This is a total tangent.
00:11:13.000 But I don't think insider trading should be illegal.
00:11:15.000 And if it is illegal and you are prosecuting, you need to prosecute these politicians.
00:11:21.000 You look at Susan Rice and Maxime Waters and their net worth, and it's insane.
00:11:26.000 It's like hundreds of millions of dollars.
00:11:29.000 Yet you check their salary and they've only been making 200 grand a year their entire careers.
00:11:35.000 And you go, that doesn't add up.
00:11:37.000 Here's what they do.
00:11:38.000 Obama says, I'm going to invest in solar power.
00:11:40.000 They go and invest in Solyndra.
00:11:42.000 Boom.
00:11:42.000 Master.
00:11:43.000 I think you could do well if you just follow major players in the DNC and just mimic their investments.
00:11:49.000 I bet you do great.
00:11:51.000 All they do is insider trade.
00:11:53.000 That's why people become politicians.
00:11:55.000 Anyway, let's see, watch Diamond Silk.
00:11:57.000 we're knocking on the door.
00:11:59.000 Because it seemed like, Is that Maxine?
00:12:05.000 I don't want to have to call the police.
00:12:07.000 I'm going to call the police.
00:12:09.000 All right, that's enough.
00:12:10.000 By the way, Laura Loomer, what's the word?
00:12:15.000 I got to choose my words carefully.
00:12:17.000 Confronted Maxine Waters, and Maxine Waters got delirious and started hitting Laura with papers. 1.00
00:12:23.000 I believe she scratched her.
00:12:24.000 So Laura Loomer is now pressing charges against Maxine Waters. 1.00
00:12:30.000 I said this on Michael J. Knowles' show on Daily Wire.
00:12:34.000 I said, they're picking a fight with someone they don't know how to fight with.
00:12:37.000 They're going to be getting it back tenfold.
00:12:39.000 It's so bizarre because you say, every Trump supporter is a Nazi and every gun owner is a pussy and I'm going to eradicate them all.
00:12:47.000 And you go, that's a strange fight to pick.
00:12:50.000 Who's next?
00:12:51.000 The Trinitarios?
00:12:55.000 So this was interesting, though.
00:12:57.000 While I'm talking about all this confrontation and how we have to get tough, I saw a very interesting article from our side on the Federalist, which I would consider myself a Federalist.
00:13:06.000 And it's a chick, and she's a conservative. 0.68
00:13:11.000 And her contention is: conservatives must be civil.
00:13:15.000 If conservatives set aside civility to fight the left's rude provocation, we will all lose.
00:13:22.000 And this is a lot of different things that I have a problem with.
00:13:25.000 One is women getting involved in politics. 1.00
00:13:28.000 Two is non-New Yorkers.
00:13:31.000 The reason Trump is kicking ass is because he's from New York.
00:13:35.000 We tried Mitt Romney.
00:13:37.000 They ate him alive.
00:13:38.000 We tried Ted Cruz.
00:13:40.000 He was ridiculed.
00:13:41.000 We tried Donald Trump.
00:13:42.000 We got a pit bull in there and he destroyed them.
00:13:45.000 And I'm sorry to repeat myself, but what's a perfect example of this?
00:13:49.000 And I stole this from Ann Coulter, by the way.
00:13:51.000 The Huffington Post said, we're only covering Donald Trump in the entertainment section because he's not politics.
00:13:58.000 Bitt Romney would have folded on that, not even mentioned it.
00:14:01.000 Ted Cruz would have folded on that.
00:14:02.000 Every other little stoic Jesus figure we sent would have folded.
00:14:06.000 What did the New Yorker do?
00:14:08.000 The New Yorker said to Arianna Huffington, didn't your husband leave you for a man?
00:14:13.000 Hmm, I think he made the right choice.
00:14:15.000 That's what we need.
00:14:16.000 We need brawling. 1.00
00:14:18.000 We need hypocrisy.
00:14:19.000 I want Samantha B to lose her show. 1.00
00:14:21.000 I don't want Roseanne to lose her show.
00:14:24.000 That's hypocritical.
00:14:25.000 I don't want a Christian Baker to have to bake a cake. 1.00
00:14:28.000 I do want all restaurants to have to serve Republicans.
00:14:32.000 That's called survival.
00:14:33.000 We are the dirty street kids.
00:14:36.000 We are judged, the New York hardcore crews.
00:14:39.000 We have to get tough with these people.
00:14:41.000 We have to abandon civility.
00:14:44.000 When they take the low road, we take the lower road.
00:14:48.000 When they go low, we go lower.
00:14:51.000 We are scrapping, literally fighting and metaphorically fighting.
00:14:57.000 She says in this article, I don't want to become that callous and divisive.
00:15:01.000 I just want to be clear here that callousness and division are our only hopes.
00:15:07.000 We are now in a civil war.
00:15:10.000 We are fighting back Georgie Berman.
00:15:11.000 And I'm not attacking Georgie Berman, by the way.
00:15:13.000 She's a great writer, and I think she's a wonderful gal, but she's not a New Yorker.
00:15:17.000 And right now, in a fight, you need New Yorkers.
00:15:20.000 You need Bill the Butcher.
00:15:22.000 This is Tammany Hall we're dealing with, and we need Bill the Butcher to fight them. 0.94
00:15:28.000 Are you calling Trump boss tweet?
00:15:31.000 No, no, no.
00:15:31.000 I mean the mainstream establishment outside of Trump.
00:15:35.000 And people think Trump is the establishment.
00:15:37.000 He's a stick of dynamite we threw into the White House, okay?
00:15:40.000 He's a bull in a China shop.
00:15:42.000 We still hate the China shop.
00:15:44.000 Just because the bull is in the China shop doesn't mean he's a China salesman.
00:15:49.000 I will never accept that premise that I must be a bully to win a culture war.
00:15:53.000 Wrong.
00:15:56.000 Yet it is jaw-dropping how quickly the right has weaponized the double standard to permit their side the same wrongs that have been inflicted on them.
00:16:03.000 I mean, I could not agree more.
00:16:05.000 Less, sorry.
00:16:06.000 Her article reads like a manifesto for the Proud Boys.
00:16:10.000 I want to commit the same wrongs.
00:16:12.000 I am going to pepper spray you and then beat you up as you hold your eyes screaming. 1.00
00:16:18.000 Seriously, are you really on board with telling socialists they can't eat at your establishment?
00:16:23.000 Yep.
00:16:25.000 Or buy your gift cards or use your car wash?
00:16:28.000 Uh-huh.
00:16:29.000 Way more than that.
00:16:30.000 Way more than that.
00:16:31.000 You know, there was a band called the Stranglers, a punk band in the 70s, and they used to, when they got a bad review, they would go to the journalist's house and beat him up.
00:16:40.000 And one time, the Stranglers were playing a show and they saw someone from the NME, the new Musical Express, in the audience.
00:16:46.000 They picked him up, dragged him up on the stage, then they duct taped him or taped him to the chair on the stage and then played the show around him.
00:16:56.000 Like when you criticize a band like the Stranglers, who grew up in, I think, East London, brawling all the time, you say, these guys are a bunch of poofs, you're picking a fight. 1.00
00:17:06.000 There's ramifications for that.
00:17:09.000 Would you rather not show them kindness and that you are not, in fact, a brainwashed, bigoted monster incapable of hearing the other side?
00:17:18.000 I am a brainwashed, bigoted monster.
00:17:22.000 Or even being in the same room with them, I don't want to be in the same room with them.
00:17:25.000 I tried.
00:17:26.000 I've tried for years and years.
00:17:29.000 I've tried, since Trump, I've tried to be in the same room with them.
00:17:32.000 They're erratic.
00:17:33.000 They are stupid.
00:17:34.000 They haven't done their research.
00:17:35.000 Here's a test.
00:17:36.000 And I can feel these lefties watching this from Media Matters and you, Jared Holt, writing all this down.
00:17:43.000 Go up to these people who love immigration so much and think it's so great and ask them how many legals there are in the country.
00:17:50.000 And then say how many legals are too much.
00:17:52.000 And when you ask them these two questions, you realize they don't have an answer for either because they don't really care.
00:17:58.000 They're virtue signaling posers.
00:18:00.000 They're lying.
00:18:01.000 So I am done being in the same room with them.
00:18:04.000 If I'm forced to, because it's like my wife's friend, I'll just be quiet and then eventually ridicule them and then we'll get in a fight and have to leave early.
00:18:11.000 But I am done trying to work stuff out.
00:18:13.000 You can't work stuff out with your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:18:16.000 When she's outside with her shirt all ripped and one tit hanging out and lipstick smeared all over her face and her foot bleeding from the broken glass she stepped on when she threw a beer bottle at your front door. 0.99
00:18:27.000 You don't go, hey, Julia, come on in, sit down.
00:18:31.000 Let's work this out.
00:18:32.000 No, you go, there's a lunatic outside of my house and you shove her. 1.00
00:18:40.000 Which is how they very much would like to think of you.
00:18:43.000 So I love the gal. 1.00
00:18:45.000 Love her to death.
00:18:45.000 Georgie, Porgy, putting an orgy.
00:18:47.000 But you're very wrong.
00:18:49.000 I don't think you realize the severity of this.
00:18:51.000 And that's why Trump is a great president, because he's a New Yorker.
00:18:53.000 He used to collect rent in the projects in Queens.
00:18:56.000 He understands severity.
00:18:58.000 Speaking of which, our buddies joined UKIP.
00:19:02.000 You see, this is why our side is winning, because we're dangerous and fun and reckless.
00:19:08.000 And then you have Will Summer, who I believe is working for Antifa.
00:19:13.000 Hackers have told me that he's running something like the Northwest Antifa page.
00:19:19.000 But Will pretends to work for objective journalism.
00:19:24.000 He's at the Daily Beast.
00:19:24.000 I'm not sure if he's still at The Hill.
00:19:26.000 And he's like that Jared Holt kid I just mentioned, where they're just sort of like gremlins on A wing, you know, who don't contribute anything to society.
00:19:33.000 They just sort of pick away what you're doing and try to rip the wires out.
00:19:36.000 They're like little rats.
00:19:38.000 And Will Summers decided that this is evil joining UKIP.
00:19:41.000 By the way, UKIP's too mainstream for me.
00:19:43.000 They're not radical enough.
00:19:45.000 My problem with UKIP, and this is why Jack Buckby left, is because they refuse to identify the Muslim problem.
00:19:51.000 They pretend that, oh, I'm doing Israel's bidding if I stand up to Islam in Britain.
00:19:57.000 So that's my only beef with them.
00:19:58.000 But I think it's weird and fun and crazy that Milo Yiannopoulos, Count Dankula, go back to the picture.
00:20:06.000 Count Dankula and Paul Joseph Watson and Sargon of Akkad, who's a liberal, all joined UKIP.
00:20:14.000 This is why I don't understand that more young people aren't on the right. 0.99
00:20:18.000 It's the side of rebellion.
00:20:20.000 And go down to the very bottom of that article.
00:20:23.000 But yeah, no, I've got it here.
00:20:25.000 So take over UKIP for the banner, Watson tweeted.
00:20:27.000 How hard can it be?
00:20:28.000 Paul Joseph Watson saying him and the rest of us are taking over UKIP just for the banter, just for a lark.
00:20:36.000 It's sort of like on Howard Stern, they were criticizing Ronnie Mund for rallying.
00:20:40.000 You know what a rally is?
00:20:41.000 That's when you do an illegal car race from like, say, Vegas to Montego Bay.
00:20:46.000 No, Montego Bay, Mandalay Bay.
00:20:48.000 No, that's a bad example.
00:20:49.000 Atlantic City or something.
00:20:50.000 It's like a long race.
00:20:51.000 Johnny Knoxville would do it.
00:20:52.000 They do it in Europe all the time.
00:20:55.000 And Stern was criticizing Ronnie Mund for doing it because it's dangerous.
00:20:59.000 I just thought, you're such a pussy. 1.00
00:21:01.000 That's so un-American. 0.84
00:21:02.000 These British people are more American than the American left. 0.81
00:21:06.000 They are reckless, stupid, and fun.
00:21:10.000 And that's really what defines America as far as I'm concerned.
00:21:13.000 UKIP has struggled in the past to keep far-right figures out of the party, responding with a ban on members of the English Defense League, who, by the way, are totally moderate as far as I'm concerned.
00:21:22.000 A group of street protesters who oppose Islamicization.
00:21:25.000 But UKIP leader Gerard Batten called Islam a death cult earlier this year, marking a further drift rightward.
00:21:32.000 And then this is the best.
00:21:34.000 This is the ending.
00:21:34.000 And this is why we will win.
00:21:37.000 Asked about his decision to join the party, Yiannopoulos wrote in an email that he can't wait for the vigilante squads to start gunning down journalists on site.
00:21:47.000 laughter laughter laughter And if you don't get that, then you're no fun.
00:21:56.000 Anyway, let's get serious here and we will talk to Miles McInnes about what a Nazi is.
00:22:05.000 Hey guys, a lot of people ask me, hey, Miles, what do you mean when you call Nazis Nazis?
00:22:11.000 What's a Nazi?
00:22:12.000 And I think it's time to sort of update the term because terms change over time.
00:22:16.000 Fag used to mean a stick within a bundle of sticks, and now it means a cigarette in London.
00:22:23.000 So I'm just going to clearly state for once and for all what we mean when we say Nazi.
00:22:29.000 You ready?
00:22:31.000 Number one.
00:22:35.000 Oh yeah.
00:22:36.000 Someone who doesn't think pre-existing conditions deserve health care.
00:22:40.000 We will boo Nazis out of restaurants if they don't support pre-existing conditions for health care.
00:22:45.000 We understand that that can be expensive for an insurance company and potentially make them go bankrupt.
00:22:52.000 You know, someone, if they're insuring people and then someone with stage four cancer goes, wait, I want to be insured.
00:22:57.000 That could be monetarily harmful.
00:23:00.000 But Obama already looked into that.
00:23:03.000 And you got rid of him because he's black. 1.00
00:23:06.000 Well, way to go, post-black presidential America. 0.99
00:23:09.000 No one has health care now.
00:23:11.000 That's a Nazi. 0.54
00:23:13.000 Number two, someone who thinks there are only two genders. 0.95
00:23:16.000 As of right now, basically the only people stupid enough to think that there are only two genders are the medical community.
00:23:24.000 And that would mean that the medical community are Nazis, which is why I don't go to a doctor because doctors are basically Mengela. 1.00
00:23:31.000 And if you go to the doctor, he will breed you with a midget prostitute and make you move to some island in South America where he like does vivisection on you or something. 1.00
00:23:42.000 Number three, Trump supporter.
00:23:45.000 All Trump supporters are Nazis.
00:23:47.000 Is that 50% of the population?
00:23:49.000 No.
00:23:50.000 Russia did most of the votes and had people pretend to vote.
00:23:55.000 I would say that only about a million people voted for Trump.
00:24:00.000 But then they got in the heads of another million, and actually it is up to 50% through like the plague of Nazism. 0.71
00:24:10.000 Oh, number four.
00:24:12.000 A white male who's not gay enough. 0.92
00:24:14.000 Like a white male who plays baseball and drinks Budweiser. 0.56
00:24:19.000 Basically, your dad is a Nazi.
00:24:20.000 Nazi now means, it doesn't just mean like one guy.
00:24:25.000 It means basically your dad.
00:24:28.000 And I think you know that your dad is a Nazi.
00:24:31.000 I think you know that the things he says, the way he behaves, the money he's so reluctant to dole out, the loans he's so scared to give you in case you spend them wrong, the car you may not have, that's all fascism.
00:24:47.000 Where are we now?
00:24:49.000 White male, someone who doesn't... 0.93
00:24:54.000 Oh yeah, white male is not gay enough as your dad, right?
00:24:57.000 Did I already forget that?
00:24:59.000 Number five, someone who doesn't recognize how many cool restaurants you get with multiculturalism.
00:25:05.000 Speaking of get, I don't get how someone could be against multiculturalism.
00:25:09.000 You can have, I had tacos last night.
00:25:12.000 You can have Somalian food the next night.
00:25:15.000 You can have Bavarian food the next night.
00:25:17.000 You can have Scottish food, haggis, the night after that.
00:25:22.000 Every different night, you can have different food.
00:25:24.000 And you go down these streets in places like Toronto, which is the most diverse city in the world, and you just see restaurant after restaurant after restaurant after restaurant after restaurant after restaurant after restaurant after restaurant after restaurant And they come over like Indian food.
00:25:42.000 And they have like a little thing with no collar that buttons all the way up.
00:25:46.000 And they've got a plate with plates on it.
00:25:48.000 And they're all silver.
00:25:49.000 And you dip your stuff in like tomato stuff.
00:25:52.000 How can you not want to do that?
00:25:55.000 The only way you wouldn't want to do that is if a Nazi doesn't help, you know, loan you some money to do It. 0.79
00:26:02.000 Someone who opposes gay marriage.
00:26:05.000 Hitler killed lots of gays.
00:26:07.000 And if you don't want gays to be in love, then you don't think gays should breed. 0.85
00:26:12.000 And if you don't think gays should breed, you don't want them married. 1.00
00:26:15.000 And that means you're a Nazi, just like Hitler. 0.92
00:26:17.000 Ask Hitler how many gays he wanted to make love and give birth. 0.92
00:26:22.000 Probably say zero.
00:26:24.000 Finally, no, this isn't even close to finally.
00:26:27.000 Republicans.
00:26:29.000 Republicans or Nazis.
00:26:34.000 Oh, here's one.
00:26:37.000 Someone who supports the German army of the early 40s and believes the German people to be genetically superior to everyone else.
00:26:43.000 And I would like to add to that.
00:26:45.000 If you are an advocate of the German army in the 40s, 1940s, during World War II, if you support them and you support all their beliefs, and not only are you a eugenicist who thinks that the Germans are superior to everyone else, 0.61
00:27:02.000 if you want to take that to the point where you extinguish the other groups and the sort of dissidents within your group, so we have the anti-Nazi German army people, we have snitches, we have gypsies, we have gays, clowns, obviously Jews to the tune of 6 million. 0.88
00:27:21.000 If you advocate any of that, you are a Nazi.
00:27:28.000 Especially if you dress up in the costumes, if you had the maid and you have a Hitler mustache and you Ziegheil, you're a Nazi as far as I'm concerned. 0.87
00:27:40.000 Alan Dershowitz, number nine, Alan Dershowitz is a Nazi.
00:27:46.000 And then, of course, number 10, anyone who supports Israel is a complete Nazi. 0.54
00:27:51.000 You never forget the Warriors!
00:27:54.000 It's long enough.
00:27:57.000 Alan Dershowitz is a Nazi.
00:27:59.000 Did you know that?
00:28:00.000 I love the fact that he is ostracized in Martha's Vineyard.
00:28:05.000 I mean, I feel bad for Alan and his wife, but I just, doesn't that showcase how radical they've become that he's a Nazi?
00:28:15.000 And I'm told that he, at Martha's Vineyard or whatever sort of bourgeois academic parties these elites go to, I sound like I'm criticizing Alan, but some elites are cool.
00:28:25.000 And he said, yeah, I'm no longer invited because I want free speech for everyone, including Trumpers.
00:28:31.000 And I don't think he likes Trump per se.
00:28:33.000 He just likes the First Amendment because that's what the Constitution says.
00:28:37.000 And he said, I'm not invited to these things anymore.
00:28:39.000 And that includes family members banning me.
00:28:41.000 But he goes, but then the entire dinner party is everyone saying, what happened to Allen?
00:28:47.000 How did he get so lost?
00:28:49.000 And just again, in a loop.
00:28:50.000 Like, they're consumed.
00:28:51.000 It's Trump derangement syndrome.
00:28:55.000 Anyway, speaking of Trump derangement syndrome, the left is about to have a meltdown.
00:29:03.000 They cannot handle that we need a new Supreme Court judge and that Trump is going to decide who it is.
00:29:08.000 And he's definitely going to choose someone who's pro-life.
00:29:11.000 And a lot of people, smart people, want Ted Cruz.
00:29:15.000 I disagree.
00:29:17.000 I think we should get someone more in tune with the average Joe, someone who can recognize a myriad of Americans because we are a very diverse society.
00:29:28.000 So I'd like to go through my top 10 picks for the Supreme Court judge, and I'll explain why each one is better than anyone Trump has suggested or even thought of so far.
00:29:42.000 Kennedy's gone.
00:29:43.000 Kennedy's been shot.
00:29:44.000 Kennedy's retired from Fox business.
00:29:46.000 Kennedy is no longer a SCODUS.
00:29:49.000 And we have to find a new one.
00:29:51.000 Everyone wants Ted Cruz.
00:29:53.000 Ted Cruz is too fancy.
00:29:55.000 We need a judge of the people.
00:29:58.000 And I went to the various people's courts to find this judge of the people.
00:30:01.000 And I'll tell you what, I found 10 picks better than Cruz, better than anyone Trump could suggest.
00:30:09.000 I'm not sure the particular individual politics of these people, but that shouldn't matter.
00:30:14.000 The most important thing about a SCOTUS should be, can this person understand America?
00:30:21.000 And who understands America better than those who deal with the common man on a day-to-day basis?
00:30:26.000 So here are my 10 picks for SCOTUS.
00:30:31.000 Starting with number 10, Judge Maybelline.
00:30:34.000 She understands women, black women, who sue their mother for being too black.
00:30:42.000 Sorry, I was laughing about something else.
00:30:43.000 I'm going to look at her.
00:30:46.000 She's got a lot of makeup.
00:30:47.000 Now, look at you.
00:30:49.000 Yeah, look at her. 0.91
00:30:49.000 You don't look anything alike. 0.91
00:30:51.000 No.
00:30:51.000 Why?
00:30:52.000 Why do you say that?
00:30:53.000 She has that dark skin.
00:30:58.000 Lord, help me.
00:30:59.000 Jesus, help me.
00:31:01.000 Okay, she has that dark skin. 1.00
00:31:02.000 Look how fast Jesus is.
00:31:03.000 Can we both pause here?
00:31:05.000 This is going to become a theme with my pics.
00:31:08.000 God likes them.
00:31:09.000 She was overwhelmed.
00:31:10.000 This woman, by the way, is suing her mother for being too black, and she wants $600 for this, which didn't, what was her name at Fox, who got $20 million because Roger Ailes hit on her?
00:31:22.000 That's a good deal.
00:31:24.000 Was it Gretchen Carlson?
00:31:26.000 She got $20 million because Roger Ailes suggested they fornicate. 0.99
00:31:31.000 This woman had her life ruined because her mother's too dark and she only wants $600. 1.00
00:31:38.000 I think that's about $7 a year.
00:31:40.000 And this woman said, help me, Jesus. 0.96
00:31:42.000 And boom, Jesus jumped in and gave her a hand.
00:31:45.000 What do you have?
00:31:46.000 I have light skin.
00:31:48.000 And so mothers and daughters and families don't come in different shades?
00:31:53.000 Oh, yeah, that's great.
00:31:54.000 But I realized growing up that people with that kind of skin has it a little bit harder.
00:31:59.000 And you know, I worked really hard just to keep my life as easy as possible.
00:32:05.000 Okay, you need to hurry up.
00:32:06.000 Explain yourself to me.
00:32:07.000 I love the sound.
00:32:08.000 Your Honor.
00:32:09.000 Growing up with a dark mother was so embarrassing. 1.00
00:32:13.000 All of my friends were white.
00:32:15.000 Everybody was white. 0.97
00:32:16.000 Where did you grow up?
00:32:18.000 Where did you grow up?
00:32:19.000 My friends were white, Alabama. 0.65
00:32:22.000 And what?
00:32:22.000 She's from Birmingham, Alabama.
00:32:24.000 All her friends were.
00:32:26.000 $600 is like a trip and a quarter to the ATM.
00:32:29.000 You did grow up in that all your friends were white.
00:32:31.000 I got that on.
00:32:31.000 In Birmingham.
00:32:32.000 In Birmingham.
00:32:33.000 All right, that's so.
00:32:34.000 Judge Maybelline is my number 10 pick.
00:32:37.000 And by the way, don't you want a Supreme Court who's got some sassafras? 1.00
00:32:40.000 Oh, Lord, help me, Jesus.
00:32:42.000 All the other ones are boring.
00:32:43.000 And I know you try to make them dope by calling Ruth Gator Ginsburg RBG, notorious RBG. 0.97
00:32:50.000 That's an affectation.
00:32:52.000 These judges, I'm suggesting, are actually literally down.
00:32:56.000 All right, number two, Judge, what's her name?
00:32:58.000 Tolar?
00:33:00.000 She can deal with lesbians who go out with guys just for free stuff and are secretly having gay affairs on the side. 0.98
00:33:10.000 She can handle them.
00:33:11.000 Check this out.
00:33:12.000 Let me say this.
00:33:14.000 Ms. Penson, you're a scandalous individual.
00:33:16.000 I love it.
00:33:17.000 You just decided that you liked, no, you just liked another life altogether.
00:33:21.000 You had a good brother.
00:33:22.000 You were picking at him with a little bit this and that here and there.
00:33:25.000 And he did get mad.
00:33:26.000 He did get frustrated.
00:33:27.000 He did do the wrong thing.
00:33:29.000 I don't know what I did.
00:33:30.000 Ms. Penson, you are to speak no further.
00:33:32.000 I love that.
00:33:34.000 And you made all up these little reasons why you couldn't be with anymore because you chose a different lifestyle, which is up to you.
00:33:40.000 That's not what you're doing.
00:33:42.000 Which is up to you.
00:33:44.000 You see, I want a SCOTUS who enunciates and has some style.
00:33:51.000 Go ahead.
00:33:51.000 That's her.
00:33:52.000 And over the years.
00:33:54.000 Don't heat her out over the years.
00:33:56.000 Get her out. 1.00
00:33:57.000 Get her out. 1.00
00:33:59.000 You can go too.
00:34:04.000 Do you really want to have a SCOTUS who takes sassafras from lesbians? 1.00
00:34:10.000 Lifting off.
00:34:10.000 That's how we got Game Airs.
00:34:12.000 All right, that was eight.
00:34:14.000 No, that was nine.
00:34:15.000 Eight, Judge Joe Brown.
00:34:18.000 Now, the thing I like about Judge Joe Brown is, say someone shows up and they have a bad attitude, right?
00:34:25.000 He can take it for a while.
00:34:27.000 He can talk trash with them.
00:34:29.000 He can talk like he's in the hood.
00:34:31.000 But then if that person turns into a dog, he will arrest them immediately.
00:34:36.000 What other SCODUS could be prepared for shapeshifters? 1.00
00:34:40.000 We'll be right back with Judge Joe Brown.
00:34:43.000 Let's talk about a little chunk.
00:34:46.000 I know.
00:34:47.000 So your problem is you needed a mama. 1.00
00:34:50.000 The first one don't have you in her nest, and the second one made you start throwing up because you're so sick about losing your mama.
00:35:00.000 So you found another one.
00:35:02.000 She started playing mama to you, and you started acting like a little girl in here, throwing a tantrum, and you're living off of the woman instead of living off of yourself.
00:35:10.000 You're a dumb fool now.
00:35:12.000 I know that.
00:35:13.000 You don't know me, buddy.
00:35:14.000 I don't have to do that.
00:35:14.000 Don't talk about mama.
00:35:15.000 I've seen no you over the years.
00:35:18.000 See, I know you.
00:35:20.000 You fit into a pattern.
00:35:21.000 Look at you.
00:35:22.000 He doing girl stuff.
00:35:23.000 I'm trying to provoke him.
00:35:25.000 So why didn't you pay this woman back because you're dumb enough to lock the keys in your trunk?
00:35:30.000 What happened?
00:35:31.000 The woman got into and took all your phones. 1.00
00:35:33.000 Listen, listen, just shut up.
00:35:35.000 Oh, shut up. 0.99
00:35:38.000 That's an excuse me, fool.
00:35:39.000 You ain't even trying to listen to me.
00:35:40.000 Excuse me, fool.
00:35:41.000 You're not even trying to listen to me.
00:35:43.000 You don't have.
00:35:43.000 I am.
00:35:44.000 Watch this.
00:35:46.000 Arrest him.
00:35:47.000 Take him under the arrest.
00:35:49.000 Second he goes, he put the dogs back in.
00:35:53.000 He let the dogs out, not Judge Joe Brown.
00:35:55.000 He put the dogs in the slammer.
00:35:58.000 Do you want a SCOTUS who can't handle that?
00:36:00.000 And you'll notice, by the way, he let him swear, he let him get away with it.
00:36:03.000 And that was to show the court and everyone else that this guy is out of control and he's easily provoked.
00:36:09.000 It's all 4D chess.
00:36:11.000 Trump probably knows Judge Joe Brown.
00:36:13.000 All right, so 1098, this is number seven.
00:36:16.000 Judge Faith.
00:36:16.000 Now, Judge Faith is dealing with a snaggle-tooth thought who is, her contention is that because she has no ceiling, she can't find a man.
00:36:26.000 The slumlord who lets people see the sky when they're on their toilet, which no matter how free market you are, you got to admit, that's pretty rich, libertarians.
00:36:37.000 She said that her defense is that woman's just mad because she can't find a man.
00:36:42.000 And then the black woman says, at least I don't have sex with 18-year-olds who come to help. 1.00
00:36:47.000 And she says she does a good rhyme with he ain't grown.
00:36:50.000 So anyway, all of this is clearly hilarious.
00:36:52.000 And a lot of Supreme Court cases are funny.
00:36:55.000 We want a SCOTUS who can have some self-control and not laugh.
00:37:00.000 Check out Judge Faith and her.
00:37:03.000 I could have gotten stuff back.
00:37:05.000 Yes, really.
00:37:07.000 She complained about her ceiling because she couldn't get no. 0.99
00:37:10.000 Yo, I'm going to have a problem with this getting baby. 1.00
00:37:15.000 Maybe if you couldn't sit on my 18-year-old worker of yours alone and get married when he went nobody feels like.
00:37:23.000 Get a real man. 0.89
00:37:24.000 Get a little man. 0.96
00:37:25.000 Leave them little boys alone.
00:37:27.000 18-year-old worker?
00:37:28.000 Leave him alone.
00:37:29.000 He barely grown.
00:37:30.000 Just pause there.
00:37:32.000 Leave him alone.
00:37:33.000 He barely grown.
00:37:34.000 Most judges would crack up with that rhyme. 0.99
00:37:37.000 Not Judge Faith.
00:37:38.000 Look at her.
00:37:39.000 Hold her own.
00:37:40.000 His mom on you, the judge.
00:37:41.000 Your honor.
00:37:42.000 Okay.
00:37:43.000 Your honor, leave him alone.
00:37:44.000 He ain't grown.
00:37:45.000 Watch her hold her own.
00:37:46.000 All right, that's enough.
00:37:47.000 Now we're, I think we're around, I don't know, six.
00:37:51.000 Judge Judy.
00:37:52.000 We know Judge Judy. 1.00
00:37:53.000 Now, the reason I recommend Judge Judy is she is very in touch with God.
00:37:58.000 Much like the woman at the beginning who said, Jesus helped me, and then Jesus helped her immediately.
00:38:02.000 This woman, the second she implies, even just says the word pin, God is so worried about identity theft and her having her bank account taken that he starts shaking the entire planet to stop her from saying her pin. 0.77
00:38:17.000 So when I say Judge Judy, when I recommend Judge Judy, I mean Judge Judy and her right-hand man, God.
00:38:25.000 And what I needed, and then, you know, that was that.
00:38:30.000 There was no discussion about what he needed.
00:38:32.000 Okay.
00:38:32.000 Well, he got your credit card, your bank card somehow, and he got your pin number somehow.
00:38:38.000 PIN number freaks God out.
00:38:40.000 He does.
00:38:41.000 Shakes the whole courtroom.
00:38:45.000 So someone could go up to try to assassinate Judge Judy or something.
00:38:49.000 God would like zap them with the lightning bolt. 0.89
00:38:52.000 Maybe it's Zeus actually.
00:38:54.000 Is she Greek?
00:38:56.000 All right, now we're up to like three or something, or what are we At now.
00:39:01.000 That was six.
00:39:02.000 So five.
00:39:03.000 Judge Milan.
00:39:06.000 Now, here's another.
00:39:07.000 This is another one in touch with God.
00:39:09.000 So Judge Judy, the first one, Maybelline was in touch with Jesus.
00:39:12.000 Judge Judy's in touch with God.
00:39:14.000 Judge Milan is so in touch with God that he gives her magic sneezes and it gives the people in the courtroom orgasms.
00:39:22.000 Check this out.
00:39:25.000 Hold on a second.
00:39:26.000 Hold on a second.
00:39:32.000 God bless you.
00:39:34.000 See?
00:39:36.000 Isn't that a gift?
00:39:37.000 This is just a little, that's enough.
00:39:39.000 That's a little side note.
00:39:40.000 She has some sneezes.
00:39:41.000 And look at the joy she brings.
00:39:43.000 She makes you ejaculate. 1.00
00:39:45.000 And not in a sexual way, in a joyous Jesus way.
00:39:49.000 All right, Judge Mathis.
00:39:51.000 This is what I like about Judge Mathis.
00:39:52.000 And this is sort of the crux of my whole argument, right?
00:39:55.000 A normal SCOTUS would see a black guy who's a rapper and he'd go, uh-oh, this is a rapper from the hood. 0.78
00:40:01.000 Maybe he's in the bloods or the crips or some cool black gang. 1.00
00:40:05.000 I should try to be dope with him.
00:40:06.000 No, Judge Mathis goes, I know what kind of person you are.
00:40:09.000 He recognizes that this guy is just pretending to be down.
00:40:13.000 He's actually a rich suburban kid with a white mom.
00:40:16.000 Check it out.
00:40:17.000 That's the inner city of Cleveland?
00:40:18.000 No, no, that's another city.
00:40:20.000 We live in the suburbs of Cleveland.
00:40:21.000 You got a studio, gangster.
00:40:22.000 I'm so dark.
00:40:23.000 I'm one of those gangster rappers who get in the studio and all of a sudden they turn into somebody else.
00:40:29.000 They've been grown up in the suburbs, no thugging in the neighborhood.
00:40:32.000 They watch a few videos.
00:40:34.000 That's what I want to be.
00:40:36.000 I want to be a thug rapper.
00:40:38.000 So when I get on Judge Mather's show, I'm going to play like I'm one.
00:40:42.000 Yeah, you understand?
00:40:43.000 That's not cheap.
00:40:45.000 You're a suburban kid.
00:40:46.000 Nailed it, Judge.
00:40:48.000 Street smarts, like these judges, they know the people.
00:40:52.000 All the SCOTUS recommendations I've seen are Ivy League academics who don't know what they're doing.
00:40:58.000 All right.
00:40:58.000 Now, my last three, and I can't remember where I am with the numbers.
00:41:02.000 I'm probably wrong.
00:41:03.000 I'm not good at numbers.
00:41:04.000 I'm basically like a chick when it comes to math.
00:41:07.000 But my last three are the same one.
00:41:09.000 Gavin, you can't have three judges fill one SCOTUS position.
00:41:14.000 Yes, you can.
00:41:15.000 This is a triumvirant.
00:41:17.000 This is like the dog at the gates of hell who has those three heads.
00:41:20.000 They manage to combine and play off each other and intertwangle with one point.
00:41:26.000 One person will say something.
00:41:28.000 They're sort of like something out of like Alice in Wonderland or something.
00:41:31.000 They'll say something, and the other one will add to it, and the other one will add to it.
00:41:34.000 This is one person combined into three.
00:41:37.000 So I am combining these last three as my three, two, one.
00:41:41.000 My first top three choices for SCODUS are from the show Hot Bench.
00:41:48.000 Dungeon Mango, I'm sorry.
00:41:50.000 Yeah.
00:41:51.000 We both need to look at that.
00:41:54.000 I forgot to explain why I chose this particular clip.
00:41:57.000 I'm talking about the amazing variety of people in this country.
00:42:00.000 What about Mexican racists?
00:42:02.000 Can anyone deal with them?
00:42:03.000 We've got a race war going on in South Central LA, South Central right now, all over Southern California. 0.99
00:42:08.000 MS-13 is murdering people just because they're black.
00:42:11.000 The press is totally silent about it, except one guy, Ryan Gerduski.
00:42:15.000 He wrote about it.
00:42:16.000 And I believe Reddit Alert Politics.
00:42:19.000 But these three, they see this guy, a Mexican racist, and they don't go, what the hell is that?
00:42:24.000 Don't you go through that?
00:42:26.000 And they go, no, no, no.
00:42:27.000 I'm going to read all his emails and Yelp reviews and nail him.
00:42:31.000 Unfazed.
00:42:32.000 Unfazed by this weird demographic.
00:42:35.000 Go ahead.
00:42:36.000 These emails and these text messages in the abstract.
00:42:39.000 But I think it would be appropriate for us to read them in open court.
00:42:42.000 Here's the Yelp review.
00:42:44.000 Do not rent from this low-life couple.
00:42:47.000 He is black.
00:42:48.000 She is who knows.
00:42:51.000 Don't do business with them.
00:42:52.000 They will rip you off.
00:42:53.000 Let me read another one of your interesting missives.
00:42:56.000 I'm on my way to your house.
00:42:58.000 And please don't make me do something stupid.
00:43:01.000 It's your day tomorrow.
00:43:03.000 Enjoy.
00:43:04.000 Happy all-in-caps Negro Day. 1.00
00:43:08.000 You want to wish me happy Negro Day? 0.99
00:43:11.000 You're lucky they didn't file charges against you because, quite frankly, if I were the deputy DA in the case, I would have filed a hate crime against you and I would have sought state prison time.
00:43:20.000 And frankly, sir, I know you don't want me to read those texts because I know you're probably uncomfortable.
00:43:26.000 You're uncomfortable with me telling you these things, but you called him something and you're looking at me and you're like, oh my God, I hope that girl doesn't read the texts.
00:43:33.000 Well, I did.
00:43:35.000 And I think you meant it.
00:43:36.000 I think if you just didn't like him, if you thought they ripped you off, there's a way of saying, you ripped me off.
00:43:42.000 You guys are scumbags.
00:43:43.000 You went somewhere else and you went there deliberately.
00:43:47.000 Yes, I did.
00:43:47.000 What's your ethnic background?
00:43:49.000 Hispanic, I wonder.
00:43:50.000 So you yourself must have been the subject of this type of ridicule, abuse, persecution because of your ethnic group.
00:43:57.000 We have, I assume she's Italian.
00:43:59.000 We got an Italian woman, a normal cis white male, and then a black woman.
00:44:04.000 This pick that I'm picking combines all three into one.
00:44:08.000 So it's basically everyone in the world except a Hispanic guy. 1.00
00:44:12.000 And for the Hispanic ones, we'll get, is Sonia Sota Mayar still on the Supreme Court? 1.00
00:44:16.000 We'll get her to handle the Hispanic cases. 1.00
00:44:19.000 Ethnic background, am I correct?
00:44:21.000 How dare you?
00:44:22.000 How dare you turn around and do that to someone else?
00:44:25.000 How dare you?
00:44:26.000 I'm done.
00:44:29.000 Look, America is a melting pot, and it's full of hundreds of thousands of different types of people.
00:44:37.000 We need a street judge who is aware of the myriad of the diverse public, all the different types of criminals we have, from women who were suing their mother for being too black, to racist Mexican dudes, to guys who turn into dogs, to dudes who aren't in touch with God and aren't magic.